The BOB & TOM Show - May 5, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – May 5, 2025

Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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1. Cinco de Mayo Celebration

Tom Griswold introduces a celebratory segment dedicated to Cinco de Mayo, attempting to incorporate humor through a playful rendition of the phrase.

• Tom Griswold [01:22]: "There is a day I celebrate. It's called Cinco de Mayo. C I N C oh, this got."

The hosts engage in a lighthearted struggle to pronounce and sing "Cinco de Mayo," setting a festive tone for the morning.

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2. Analyzing Hippie Slang from the 1960s

Tom Griswold brings forth an article discussing hippie slang from the 1960s, sparking a discussion on the persistence and evolution of these terms.

• Tom Griswold [07:16]: "Hey, a cool cat. That's easy, right?"
• Josh Arnold [07:25]: "Yeah, that's easy."

The conversation delves into terms like "crash hippie style," "dig," "far out," and "flower power," examining their meanings and relevance today. The hosts humorously debate the gender neutrality of certain slang and its continued usage in contemporary language.

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3. Listener Letters and Anecdotes

Listeners contribute letters sharing quirky family sayings and personal anecdotes, leading to amusing exchanges among the hosts.

• Listener Kerry [17:45]: "Whenever we'd do something stupid, my father would say, 'You buy them books and all they do is chew on the covers.'"
• Another Listener Zach [19:56]: "If someone was talking too much, she'd give a woodpecker a headache."

These stories highlight humorous and sometimes baffling generational phrases, prompting laughter and playful criticism from Chick McGee and Tom Griswold.

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4. The Conclave: Selecting a New Pope

Tom Griswold discusses the ongoing conclave for selecting a new Pope, incorporating jokes about the electoral process and the secrecy involved.

• Tom Griswold [22:16]: "They have to actually add a special chimney to the Sistine Chapel."

The hosts mock the modern adaptations for privacy, such as electronic jamming systems to prevent cell phone usage, and speculate humorously on the behaviors of the cardinals during the selection.

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5. Sports Highlights and Updates

A comprehensive overview of recent sports events, including NBA playoffs, NHL playoff drama, and the Kentucky Derby, is provided.

• Chick McGee [33:07]: "NBA playoffs last night, an amazing NHL playoff game. Unbelievable. The Blues took it on the chin last night in double overtime and the Jets advance."

A standout moment covers the NHL game where the St. Louis Blues lost a double-overtime lead to the Winnipeg Jets, highlighting the unpredictability and excitement of playoff sports.

In the Kentucky Derby segment:

• Chick McGee [37:38]: "Every horse that ran in the Kentucky Derby has something in common—descended from Secretariat."

The discussion emphasizes Secretariat's enduring legacy in horse racing, with all Derby contenders tracing their lineage back to this legendary stallion.

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6. News Segment Highlights

Christy Lee presents a series of intriguing and humorous news stories, with the hosts adding their comedic takes.

• Austrian Monk Mummification [73:09]:
  • Christy Lee [73:09]: "An 1819th century Austrian monk who died of tuberculosis was mummified in an extremely unusual way."
  • Tom Griswold [74:44]: "They shoved wood chips and fabric into his abdomen through his anus."

The hosts humorously critique the bizarre preservation method, blending historical curiosity with irreverent humor.

• Road Rage Incident [88:02]:
  • Christy Lee [88:02]: "A Florida woman was arrested for defecating on a car during a road rage incident."
  • Tom Griswold [89:02]: "She couldn't think it through. You don't have a loot bag."

This story garners laughter as the hosts imagine the absurdity and irrationality of the act, emphasizing the extreme reactions in road rage situations.

• Trained Seal Recognizes Musical Beat [142:11]:
  • Christy Lee [142:11]: "A trained seal can recognize the beat in music, an ability once thought to be uniquely human."
  • Greg Warren [135:07]: "If you're carrying around the weight of something, it deters you from being your best self."

The segment marvels at animal intelligence, with the seal's ability to groove to disco hits like "Boogie Wonderland," sparking awe and amusement among the hosts.

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7. Interview with Comedian Greg Warren on Monster Trucks

Greg Warren joins the show to discuss the history and evolution of monster trucks, particularly focusing on iconic figures like Bigfoot and Grave Digger.

• Greg Warren [131:35]: "I Overheard someone say, 'We are only as strong as our biggest secret allows us to be.'"

Greg outlines how monster trucks transitioned from side shows to main events, detailing the creation and legacy of Bigfoot and other prominent trucks in the industry.

• Reno Collier: "Bigfoot partook in a race against USA1, securing his place as the first true monster truck."

The conversation covers the popularity and cultural significance of monster trucks, highlighting memorable events and the impact they've had on motorsports entertainment.

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8. Real ID Deadline Reminder

Christy Lee reminds listeners about the upcoming Real ID deadline, stressing its importance for domestic travel and access to federal facilities.

• Christy Lee [95:05]: "Starting Wednesday, May 7th, you need a Real ID compliant license or ID card to fly domestically in the U.S."

Tom Griswold shares his personal experience navigating the complex requirements to obtain a Real ID, adding humor to the bureaucratic challenges faced by many.

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9. Additional Segments and Highlights

Throughout the episode, various other topics are humorously touched upon:

• Animal Overpopulation in Homes:

  • Christy Lee [146:43]: "A Michigan woman's home has become overrun with more than 65 rabbits."

• Counterfeit Cigarette Seizure:

  • Christy Lee [147:00]: "Federal agents have seized nearly $730,000 in fake cigarettes in Texas."

• Mummy Preservation Techniques:

  • Christy Lee [73:09]: "Researchers discovered that the man was preserved with wood chips, twigs, and fabric packed into his abdomen through his anus."

These segments blend odd news with the hosts' playful commentary, maintaining an entertaining and engaging atmosphere.

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10. Closing Remarks and Promotions

The show concludes with promotions for upcoming events, merchandise, and sponsor messages, maintaining the energetic and comedic vibe typical of The BOB & TOM Show.

• Tom Griswold [59:22]: "We have some recipes we have to get."

• Chick McGee [93:57]: "They used to cram things into the anus of mummies in Egypt. Did you know that?"

The hosts wrap up the episode with laughter, teasing future content, and encouraging listeners to engage through various platforms.

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Notable Quotes:

• Tom Griswold [22:16]: "They have to actually add a special chimney to the Sistine Chapel."

• Greg Warren [135:07]: "If you're carrying around the weight of something, it deters you from being your best self."

• Chick McGee [37:38]: "Every horse that ran in the Kentucky Derby has something in common—descended from Secretariat."

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends humor with a mix of cultural commentary, sports enthusiasm, and bizarre news stories, offering listeners a rich and entertaining experience.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Lonzo Ball. It's your agent. What's up?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a commercial opportunity for you.

[Greg Warren]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

My last name is Ball.

[Chick McGee]

The product is a cocktail in a Ball. I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I thought, too. But no.

[Chick McGee]

They want you for your hands.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Priceline.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a day I celebrate. It's called Cinco de Mayo. C I N C oh, this got.

[Chick McGee]

To be faster, don't we?

[Tom Griswold]

It's working really well so far.

[Christy Lee]

We have to try that again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I think the guy that started with the first C hung on a little.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you hung on too long.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a quarter note, Thelonious.

[Chick McGee]

That's out of habit. Egomaniac.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. I didn't realize. Okay, we'll get it.

[Chick McGee]

We'll get it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is gonna be good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, it's gonna be great. It's already fabulous. It's fabulous.

[Tom Griswold]

On the way down. And I thought, wow, is this a heck of a an idea. Here we go. There is a day I celebrate. It's called Cinco de Mayo. C I N C O C I.

[Chick McGee]

N C O C I N C. Oklahoma. Where the wing.

[Christy Lee]

Excuse me.

[Tom Griswold]

That was good. That was a little additional stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Well, first of all, I'm singing Kavanagh.

[Tom Griswold]

Kavanaugh took my end.

[Chick McGee]

I'm singing too many. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't trust everybody.

[Chick McGee]

John is dead.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my end.

[Chick McGee]

Damn it.

[Tom Griswold]

I apologize. And I think I got.

[Chick McGee]

He got my se. Also, so I don't even know why I'm singing Sir with the fringe on top. Thinking about a lot of disapp.

[Christy Lee]

Are we doing this again?

[Josh Arnold]

That black.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we are. We're doing the Black Zeus Coming to mind right now. Remember some of the songs that didn't make it to Oklahoma? Shirley Jones, what a piece. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

They did?

[Chick McGee]

That's actually in the movie. Yeah, it said the dvd. What a piece. Shirley Jones, what a piece. Nice and snug.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, I think they have the. The. More scotch.

[Chick McGee]

Gordon McCrae. Yep. Bet on the ponies, Gordy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't need the song anymore. Sure we do.

[Chick McGee]

It this time. Nothing can go wrong this time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll try to behave myself.

[Chick McGee]

All right, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the day I celebrate it's called Cinco de Mayo C I N C.

[Chick McGee]

O C.

[Tom Griswold]

Try to get it right.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you're not playing along.

[Tom Griswold]

As long as we continue to go this way, I don't think we're ever gonna get through the song.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

If I have to keep this class, what's your problem?

[Chick McGee]

Step up. Are you in my face? Are you in my face?

[Tom Griswold]

All I'm saying is that I didn't.

[Greg Warren]

See anywhere on there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what a beautiful all okay on there. All right. I'll do it right this time. I promise.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew it was gonna be danger giving him the last letter.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and oh, I gotta go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, oh. That's all I have to do. Okay, try it. Acapella.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe we should try.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's do an acapella one time.

[Chick McGee]

In the ghetto. Oh, little baby Tyler bone in the ghetto.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'll do it right this time. Good. Acapella.

[Josh Arnold]

Acapella.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead. So far. Christ. Are the only ones who.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't we always the only two that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll do it right, Chick. You promise to do it right?

[Chick McGee]

I promise, Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have. I've been doing.

[Chick McGee]

He's been doing it absolutely perfect. The second C. I have the toughest.

[Tom Griswold]

Part in the whole song.

[Chick McGee]

Someday you'll have the first C, but for now, you're a second C. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Wanted to change the sitting so that Bob would get the O because I know I can trust him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Tim Cavanaugh and Unsync with the Cinco de Mayo tribute going. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to try this again.

[Tom Griswold]

This time cannot fit. I didn't realize there are five damn verses to this. There are. This is gonna be turned into Here we go. There is a date I celebrate it's called Cinco de Mayo C I N.

[Chick McGee]

C O C I N C O.

[Tom Griswold]

C I N C O C company.

[Chick McGee]

Touch me, heal me.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Tim Cavanaugh.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, hello, hello, hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Josh Arnold. Hi. I almost said Josh Arnold. At the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, Jeff Hoskay's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And good morning, Tom Griswold. How are things in Griswold? I just made that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing great. I'm doing a little research here.

[Chick McGee]

All right, what you got?

[Tom Griswold]

I saw this article and I thought this should be kind of interesting. It's about a hippie slang.

[Chick McGee]

Hippie slang from the 60s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

True, true, honest, true honest hippie slang.

[Tom Griswold]

And I thought, well, I wonder how much of this stuff is. Has, you know, kind of stuck around.

[Chick McGee]

Like, as we always have said, you want to go back to your pad and ball would have been a sentence you, hippie would have said in the 60s. That's my impression.

[Tom Griswold]

And I thought, Josh being the youngest, maybe we should test you to see how you do. I'm surprised how much of this stuff has kind of lingered and.

[Chick McGee]

And amateur etymologist. Is that right? A word? Word guy. Is that how you say that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know, I. Word guy. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a bug guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Entomology would be words and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Entomology. Entomology.

[Josh Arnold]

Or is etymology the bug?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

These are. I think these are pretty much universal still. Hey, a cool cat. That's easy, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's easy.

[Chick McGee]

Cool has.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool has stayed around.

[Chick McGee]

Stayed around.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, cool cat was pretty hippie, I'd argue.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And that like the 20s, like jazz.

[Tom Griswold]

Or this says it tended to be gender neutral, which I don't agree with.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody was calling a woman a cat?

[Chick McGee]

A cool cat? No.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe a kitten.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, cool kitten.

[Tom Griswold]

I could see.

[Chick McGee]

I could hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't. Okay, this is a crash hippie style. What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Crash? I'm going to guess. Come down from a high.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Well, you know something? That would also be correct.

[Chick McGee]

It'd go to sleep. Right. I'm going to crash.

[Christy Lee]

No, but I'm going to crash my pad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're going to crash at your pad?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm going to crash your pad.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to come over. Yeah, crash your pad. I think that's because you ran a car into it, I think, hey, can.

[Josh Arnold]

I crash at your place. That's still said. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That hasn't really gone away.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Right on has kind of come back. It was gone for a little bit, but. Or maybe I just didn't travel in the circles that people said right on.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't think you can get away with right on.

[Chick McGee]

I could. I can't get away with right on.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I. I agree. Yeah. I don't think I. So answer me and something. You know, I'll answer in the positive.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you enjoy the NFL draft?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Right on.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I can't do it.

[Chick McGee]

I can't do it. I'll ask Josh. I think Josh can do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, do you like to watch those fishing shows?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, here's the problem. You can't necessarily answer a question with right on. So it's. Man, I watched that fishing show and it was. I thought it was great. Oh, right on, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, me too. Me too. Yeah. All right. You have an agreement.

[Tom Griswold]

You can almost do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I do do it. It's something I say. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, right on.

[Tom Griswold]

And I texted also, the place one crashes is a crash pad. This claims it was a shortened form of gate crashing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. I.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this. This list is ridiculous. Dig. That's still around.

[Christy Lee]

Dig. I dig that. I dig that.

[Tom Griswold]

I can dig it. Yeah. I think if I do it, it sounds like. I'm kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Dig them.

[Tom Griswold]

Drag. That's the same. I don't want to go to that thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's going to be a drag, man. That's a drag.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now here's something you don't hear much anymore. Far out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you don't hear that one much.

[Tom Griswold]

Far out, man.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't John Denver picked on for saying far out when.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Far out.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Denver. Now here's one.

[Chick McGee]

Calm down, John.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's one very 60s specific. I think flower power.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was big. That was a big laugh in thing. Remember, they had the flowers everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think that was in language, though, was it flower power?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, with kind of a lot of buttons and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This says flower power was less than impressive. Everyone wore caftans and beads and bells. They spoke in hush tones about San Francisco and Monterey, acid and love and the Maharishi.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like this was written by somebody who wasn't there at all. Doesn't it sound like it's. I feel like it was a student paper on.

[Chick McGee]

Had to get an article in and they wanted to go home.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is like a 22 year old.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? I thought I only hear this sarcastically. Groovy.

[Chick McGee]

Groovy is really gone, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was gone when that song Feeling Groovy came out. That. That was pretty much it.

[Chick McGee]

It's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Feeling Groovy.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

That's. Paul Simon wrote that, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought maybe not like the 52nd Street Bridge song or something. I forget what they call it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Slow down. You move too fast we gotta make.

[Tom Griswold]

The morning last Kicking up the cobblestone something something Feeling Groovy wasn't groovy like a serious jazz thing. Like, it was the. The music was in the grooves of a vinyl record.

[Josh Arnold]

We can't forget. How cool. I think it's so groovy now that.

[Tom Griswold]

People are finally getting together. I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great beginning of a song. Then it turns south very quickly. This, it says the hippies were groovy. They could also be described as, quote, out of sight. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Out of sight was. Yeah. I never said out of sight. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about death? How about threads?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What are you wearing? Oh, those are nice threads.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd say that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if I would say that, but I know what it means. No, I didn't. I wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

Never. Never.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't a hippie in the 60s. I was a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

They. They quote Someone.

[Chick McGee]

I was 10 years old in the 60s.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from the Oxford English Dictionary. Dictionary. That gives us the example. My friends who grooved the way I did. I mean, love beads, wild threads, granny glasses, and a bit of grass. Grass, of course. Briefly. Marijuana, I think that is Definitely, definitely left us. Do they still call it grass, Jeffrey?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, the.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna bring it back, though.

[Chick McGee]

Is it green or tree or what would you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Depends on who I'm talking to. In my old neighborhood, it was called loud.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard louder.

[Jeff Oskay]

Louder. Reggie.

[Chick McGee]

Reggie not heard. Reggie.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's not loud. It's the opposite.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I ain't got that loud. I only got the Reggie.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that stand for?

[Jeff Oskay]

Regular? Oh, normal weed. Loud is like really smelly, skunky, good weed.

[Chick McGee]

See, but I kind of get. I understand that loud, Reggie, is just regular.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you call the year? The man. You procure it from the.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. Tom is asking this because he enjoys the term. My man, My guy. My guy. Oh, I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thought it was gonna be my man.

[Chick McGee]

Drug dealer. My man. You love my man. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You always have.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lou Reed. I'm waiting for my man I'm waiting for my man I'm waiting for my man 26.

[Chick McGee]

There's an interview snippet that came across my Twitter feed about or whatever that we call it now, about Lou Reed just being a jerk to some Australian broadcaster. And, Phil, does it feel good that you're really stupid? Or Lou said something like that and everybody's uncomfortable. That's all you need to know about Napoleonic complex. Lou Reed, he's not even 5, 10. He's like, remember how tiny we thought he was? Remember, I met him, but he's like, not six feet. He's like five, eight.

[Tom Griswold]

So a bunch of great shows. Well, sadly, he's six feet under now.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you pay like a jerk? Do you pay your guy with quote unquote bread? Yeah, if it's. If you get the bad weed, is it a quote unquote bummer?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I still. I hear about a lot of these are really stuck around. Cosmic.

[Christy Lee]

No, we don't hear that anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

No, cosmic how that mean what that means, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, but I've never heard anybody say it.

[Jeff Oskay]

At the dispensaries, they have cosmic brownies, and those are like the weed browners.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they have cosmic bowling. I know that now. Yeah, that's kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is fun.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you're not supposed to say bummer anymore. You're supposed to say unhoused her.

[Chick McGee]

That only makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Hoboed. Well, if you would like to stay housed, I'd recommend getting your sweetie a nice gift for Mother's Day. Boy, the clock is ticking. It's coming up this Sunday. Just around the corner.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to get kicked out on Mother's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be a bummer. To continue the. Yeah, yeah. How about this one for Mother's Day? The limited edition Blue Moon 24 Karat Gold dipped rose for Mother's Day. It's from Steven Singer Jewelers. Of course, it's a real rose. It's dipped in 24 karat gold. This one is called the Blue Moon. There's two of them over there. The Blue Moon rose. It's got kind of an aquamarine greenish blue.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck. How do we get two of these?

[Christy Lee]

We're special.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we went to I hate stevensinger.com and order them free shipping, by the way. Comes in a beautiful gift box with a personalized card for all those mothers in your life. I also recommend the Atlas bracelet. That is a great value. Real diamonds, of course. Always Earthbound real diamonds from Steven Singer. Steven puts a note here. Selling fast. They will not be restocked. Supplies limited. You better order it today. So pull over, go to I hate stevensinger.com and this is a great gift for Mother's Day. The 24 karat gold dip rose, the blue moon rose. Collect them all from Steven Singer Jewelers. You'll find them, of course, @I hate stephensinger.com Coming up, we have your letters. Very exciting stuff. Also today, some really interesting things in the news I'm very excited about. And we'll talk about all those things from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Get in the zone. AutoZone restrictions apply.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy. There's Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin on assignment. I'm Chick McGee. There's Jeff, Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I got a lot of letters here. We should probably get to it.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of letters.

[Tom Griswold]

See what the, see what's happening with the people.

[Chick McGee]

You've got that common touch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Kennedy. Some of these are really confusing. These are once again phrases that the older generation said to us while we were growing up or we may be saying to the younger generation now. When I was a kid, writes Bob from Fort Myers, Florida, hey, Bob. Every time we would do something stupid, my father would say, you buy them books and all they do is chew on the covers.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that really sounds like it means something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not sure what that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm not sure what it is. But.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is from Kerry K E R I. Is that, is that a male or female? No, no. K Kerry K E R I. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen K E R R I. I dated a Carrie who spelled it like that. Kiss like a mason jar or as.

[Christy Lee]

I said, why do I come at.

[Chick McGee]

Me with her mouth wide open? It was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

In Chico, California, my grandmother used to say, a woman can run faster with her dress. Up than a man with his pants down.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that really makes.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't really sound like a good thing.

[Chick McGee]

Stop and think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the notion is the woman.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of running away from him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Picks up her dressing, she can get some traction and. Okay, okay, that's good. She would also say if someone was talking too much, she'd give a woodpecker a headache. Okay, now we.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I've said this before, and you guys pooh, poohed me. Woodpeckers have some sort of shock absorber in their head for their brain.

[Christy Lee]

They have to, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

It's all. It's all accounted for there with the woodpecker.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Modesto, California. Zach writes, my dad would say, whenever we'd have to get up early, it's better to wake up early and breathe the fresh air before everyone else wakes up and farts in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, that's a nice twist on the early bird gets the worm.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Zach also writes, I worked for an older guy. When confronted with someone giving him an excuse, he'd say, yeah, and if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. Mm, I like that one very much.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, I mean, it's true. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, it's an excuse because his aunt is not his uncle and she. Well, speaking of, that's like.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that like a frog had wings? He wouldn't bump his ass on the ground or something like that? Isn't that right? Is that the same?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning. I know that Josh and Chick are getting sick of old sayings.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

However writes. Writes. Nate writes date in Wisconsin, However. Right state in Wisconsin, Tom. I know what you're talking about. It's a long show. Well, thank you, Nate. He goes. A couple of things have stuck with me over the years. My dad would say he was sweating like a whore in church.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've heard that.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard that one.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he was as horny as a two peckered billy goat. Thank you, Nate. Appreciate you coming from all the way from Wisconsin for that. Went around a campfire. My grandfather would back up to the fire and say, if you keep the whole of your body warm, your whole body will keep warm.

[Christy Lee]

Referencing your butthole.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, What?

[Tom Griswold]

If you keep the whole of your.

[Chick McGee]

Body warm, you keep your whole body.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll. This is more.

[Christy Lee]

He backed up to the Backed up to.

[Tom Griswold]

He backed up to the campfire.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

If you keep the hole. H O L E. Got it. I think this may have been cleansed for broadcast by. By Russ, our writer. I think he's probably saying, hey, if you keep your all warm, your whole body will.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I don't really think that's true.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course it's not true.

[Tom Griswold]

Just try to help here.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard that if you keep your feet warm, you sleep better.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's definitely true because I sleep with socks every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't all the heat go out of your head?

[Chick McGee]

It's very primal that if you're. Your body knows if your feet are cold, you shouldn't. There's danger, I guess, or something. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we have some recipes we have to get. Do you have any mail over there?

[Chick McGee]

I don't one. Not one word.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have anything. I think he's not giving us letters anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's fine.

[Jeff Oskay]

My old boss used to always say she could make a saint kick out a stained glass window.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

That is frustration.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that is really good. Especially in these times of a lot of religious conclave.

[Christy Lee]

We sure is.

[Tom Griswold]

Which reminds me, yesterday, Cardinals aren't gonna make it.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're older.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Their flights canceled.

[Christy Lee]

No. Their health is so bad they can't travel. So two of them are. Or they're saying, what is it?

[Tom Griswold]

You can't vote if you're over 80.

[Christy Lee]

80.

[Chick McGee]

Mm.

[Christy Lee]

135 cardinals, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. So you can't. You can't. They don't want to. Pope over 80 and you can't vote if you're over 80?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. Either one. Even if you're a cardinal.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So two of them, for health reasons, are not going to be able to vote. And they don't let them vote absentee. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We got a little bit of news about that if you're just joining us. Hi. This is the Bob and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy did mention the conclave in the news getting underway May 7, Wednesday. Yeah. And I was reading about it. It's kind of interesting. They have to actually add a special chimney to the Sistine Chapel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't think they leave it up year round.

[Tom Griswold]

And also they're putting a. What do you call it, a jam, electronic jamming system in the floor so that none of the cardinals can sneak in Cell phones.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This. This says 108 of the current cardinals were appointed by Pope Francis of, at last count, 135 voting cardinals.

[Christy Lee]

And they, what, need two thirds majority.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's also interesting, and this is, I think in contemporary culture, probably the only place where smoke signals still count.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The black smoke means not a winner.

[Chick McGee]

Not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

The white smoke, and that's done chemically. I thought it was. I thought it was some kind of special wood. They throw some chemicals in there to make the smoke go black or to go white. No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

But how bad is it that you can't trust the cardinals to not use their phone? Like you're the upper echelon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like you're supposed to set the tone.

[Christy Lee]

Have you not seen the movie Conclave?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

It is weird. It is weird, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

You would think they would just follow the rules.

[Christy Lee]

You would think.

[Tom Griswold]

They should do it. Like the voice.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

They should have, like, I don't know, like 10 of the Cardinals in those swivel chairs and a bunch of guys get up and give speeches and they swing around. I'm with a Pietro.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How is that like the. Are you nominated and then you're voted on, or is it just.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they just. You just throw in the name of one you want.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think everybody's eligible.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

That's why it takes so long, because you could.

[Tom Griswold]

But it. It's. The record was several years during which several of the cardinals died. That was many, many, many years ago. And they used to literally lock them in there. And they're in the. If you read about it back in the day, there was a terrible smell. I'm not kidding. I know. I'm not making this up. So. Yeah, it's kind of interesting. The movie A Conclave is somewhat accurate, but now they. They get to stay in the place. But they have a hotel right there, whatever they rooms. But I. I guess they can't use any cell phones or anything the whole time. So. The most interesting part of. They didn't show the movie Conclave is the swimsuit competition.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, what about the talents? The cardinal juggle or like close up magic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way, the guy that comes in second, now, this is something very few people know. This what the cardinal who comes in second will be the next golden bachelor.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, boy, that would be something you talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready for love. You know, you stay celibate for 70 years, you're gonna be. That is gonna be One.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Big date. Okay, so we'll. We'll see what happens. It's going to be. It's going to be a lot of. Of a lot of interest in the near future. So now we turn to the sports.

[Christy Lee]

I have a quick question.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

So. But during the conclave, they don't, like, update us. Like, they don't say so and so has so many votes and like they did in the movie. So you knew kind of what was going on. Okay. I didn't think so. I thought it was either black or white smoke.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like the political convention.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to see. Yeah, like Lester Holt commenting on cardinal so and so. Like a skybox at Vatican City.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd be funny.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go down to the conclave floor.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Dan Rather.

[Chick McGee]

Dan Rather. Walter, I'm being arrested. Remember when he got arrested and where it was that. I forget where Dan Rather.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he arrested?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, probably Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

I also got hit in the head. What?

[Tom Griswold]

The whole.

[Josh Arnold]

Kenneth, what's the frequency?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that. He was just.

[Tom Griswold]

That was years later.

[Chick McGee]

Assaulted. Yeah. On the street or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We were talking about Dan Rather.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's all good. Solid.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll go back to not talking.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. Rather was arrested, you're saying during one of the political conventions.

[Chick McGee]

Right. He was down with the. Remember, they had the. They used to have the headphones with a huge battery pack and an antenna coming out of their head. And they had the mic and Walter go, dan, what's the feeling on the convention floor? And he. Walter, I'm being arrested. That's all I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think they're still kind of the same people on the floor, just hanging with their peeps, you know, their fellow political goofballs walk around talking about, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Not up to the. I'm not up on the goofball party. Like, I should be.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. By the way, I did. I'm still looking into hippie speech over here. Do you know this one, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Turn on, tune in, drop out.

[Josh Arnold]

I have heard that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember who was the source of that?

[Chick McGee]

No. Where did he make that speech?

[Tom Griswold]

Timothy Leary.

[Chick McGee]

Leary.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it. I think he was a professor at Harvard, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I want to say it was like a Woodstock or something that he said that maybe not Now. How about Monterey?

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a. This is a dictionary translate.

[Chick McGee]

I'll just go back to not talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Translating. Hippies.

[Christy Lee]

1968 was the demo was the political convention.

[Chick McGee]

Dan Rather got arrested. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody was arrested at that one.

[Chick McGee]

And was Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, here we go. This is hippie.

[Chick McGee]

The whole world's watching the whole. Okay, go ahead, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch out. Here comes the man. Jeffrey, you know what that means?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here comes a cop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the police.

[Chick McGee]

The man and my man.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

So the man is the cops, My.

[Tom Griswold]

Man is your drug dealer. These are subtle distinctions.

[Chick McGee]

Kids need to know, but man is kind of out there as a. Not an expletive, but a resident man, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? She's been on a serious trip ever since the concert.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's an LSD trip. That's a drug trip.

[Chick McGee]

Now that's something interesting. You say, oh, oh, man. And you can also say, oh, boy. You see?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that interesting?

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody goes, oh, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't.

[Chick McGee]

Or a lady.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this says if someone's been on a serious trip, it means they're mentally altered or they've been emotionally transformed. A lot of these are really sticking out. I've been zoned out for a minute. Yeah, that's still commonly used.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know that was slang. I thought that was some sort of psychiatrist.

[Tom Griswold]

Supposed to be 60 slip. Lay it on me, man. What does that mean?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I do enjoy you hearing you say some of these. What. What was the phrase again, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Lay it on me, man.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

That means what's in the news?

[Chick McGee]

You should have been undercover at a high school trying to get. Trying to catch drug dealers. That's what you should have been.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here's one. This is an easy one. I'll give this to you. Jeffrey, we need some bread to get gas for the van again.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

This was written by a 22 year old who did a little bit of research. Yeah, this was no one who was actually there.

[Chick McGee]

We need.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I thought, lay it on me, man, was when you would, like, want them to, like, give you some skin. Like, hey, lay it on me, man. And they would, like, slap your hand.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe some skin.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think it mostly means you tell me whatever the news is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What about the Slap my hand, black soul man?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Hey, slap my hand, black soul man.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that Steve Martin?

[Chick McGee]

I might have been.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, I think we've Learned enough about 6.

[Chick McGee]

We need to thank the nice people in Louisville at Louisville Slugger. They sent us a torpedo bat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no way.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

See the difference?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

A Little bit thicker.

[Chick McGee]

Just above it was addressed to me, attention Chick McGee. But I look on the barrel and it says where it's. They. They carve in the name. It says the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Which is. I was kind of open.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and it's cupped also. So because the cupping used to be.

[Chick McGee]

This was. Used to be the big deal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Because it would lighten. You would keep the width of the barrel, but lighten the weight.

[Chick McGee]

It's all about bat speed. Tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

By copy, what he means is at the very tip of the bat, you could sort of place a tennis ball in there and it would sit right in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Now. Well, don't hit anything with that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Yes. NBA playoffs last night, an amazing NHL playoff game. Unbelievable. We'll all gather around Josh for a group hug. The Blues took it on the chin last night in double overtime and the jets advance. And something interesting about this weekend past weekend's Kentucky Derby, about all the horses in the Derby. They all have something in common.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is super cool. I'm going to leave you with a little hippie. There's a hippie phrase here. Hey man, I'm saying this to Josh. Did you catch the blues game last night? It was mind blowing. Like I'm on a whole different trip, you dig?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. I don't want to talk to that guy at all.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't want anything to do with you digging.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, I guess the man's gonna lay a total bummer on me.

[Josh Arnold]

You better believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

We're, we're grooving in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk it's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin on assignment today, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. I'm Chick McGee. Where you're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Jeff Oskay. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again I am studying hippie language here. This is our last sample.

[Chick McGee]

Well now hang on. I got one over here in email that you might have forgotten.

[Tom Griswold]

This says the two guys are talking and the one guy says hey man, don't, don't harsh out my mellow, Jeffrey. What does that mean exactly?

[Chick McGee]

I think that's relatively buzz kill. I don't think that's back in the 60s though. Don't harsh my mellow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what this is supposed to be. 60s then. You got any bread for breakfast? No, this does not mean to prepare toast. No, they need some money. And then the guy goes, Other guy goes, just enough for some coffee and one donut do you want to go zone out by the river?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

AI wrote this?

[Jeff Oskay]

Someone should be fired.

[Chick McGee]

Now, the one phrase you're not remembering and haven't mentioned, out of sight.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's out of sight.

[Chick McGee]

That was everywhere. Yeah, and it was tight. According to this email, it was overly used on a program. I touched my first boob to star skin Hutch. They used the phrase out of sight. Overly used, according to our emailer, Doug on Starski.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope he then named that girl's boobs Starsky and Hutch.

[Chick McGee]

Starsky and Hutch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I grabbed Hutch. Can I touch darts?

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, time to check.

[Chick McGee]

Touch Huggy Bear. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. That would be. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be something. Them.

[Tom Griswold]

You mentioned the Kentucky Derby.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I did. Every horse in the race in the Kentucky Derby on Saturday is a descendant of Secretariat. Evidently, pedigrees apparently show that horses are descent. Those horses, all of them. Every horse that ran 151st Kentucky Derby. Secretariat sired them. He, of course, Secretary, in 1973, ran the fastest mile and a quarter in the Derby history. Six generations of most horses will reportedly show they are descended from champions such as Secretariat, or it says here, Northern Dancer. According to Derby contending trainer Whit Beckman, it's one of those stats. It's bound to happen at some point, how much he shows up. Secretariat in every single pedigree. It's very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And he still holds the record, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Secretariat, I want to say. I think all three. I think he. Secretariat has the record for the Preakness, the Belmont.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? The Triple Crown, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't a Big Red, I think. Yeah, Big Red.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful horse.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's interesting because obviously in today's world, they wouldn't name him Secretariat. You know, personal assistant, administrative assistant.

[Chick McGee]

Assistant, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you see who the favorite did not win?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, in today's world. Because the favorite came in second.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the name of the favorite, Josh? It was a horse called Journalism.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is a weird name for a horse, but in today's world, journalism rarely. Rarely wins. Anyway, so it was a fun race.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of mud.

[Chick McGee]

Lots of mud.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think that has to be the longest. Pre game, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. No, no, no, no. Super bowl still, I mean.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. With respect to the amount of time the race is, what, two minutes? Well, and they've got a six hours.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But they have other races. That's what's so cool about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I watched a good eight races, if not more.

[Chick McGee]

You're into this, aren't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, I like this stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Did you win some money? Were you betting or. You don't have to answer that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I did and I did not. You know what? I haven't looked at the payout, actually, because it was taking so long. I know that My big bets for the Derby did not. I did not win.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Did you see the name of the horse that I sent you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, there was one in one of the races called Generous Lover.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, as we all know, Josh is. Characterized himself as a, quote, thorough and generous lover.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In this case, it was a thoroughbred. And generous lover.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was hoping you would have put some money on that one.

[Josh Arnold]

It was too late.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry I didn't get it to you earlier. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You did. I. I didn't start watching until after.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever played the game band or racehorse?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes, we have.

[Josh Arnold]

Some would say ad nauseam.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, some. Some might say. Some might say we played it too much.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie. I'll play with you then. So the.

[Chick McGee]

So the message is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's playing Hooba Stink.

[Christy Lee]

That's a band.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Of course. Dark Tranquility.

[Chick McGee]

That's a horse.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a band.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Default.

[Chick McGee]

That's a horse.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a band.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a band. Hoop Junior.

[Chick McGee]

That's a band.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a horse. You see? You see? You mock this game.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you an easy one. Affirmed.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a horse. He'd won the Triple Crown, I think, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Count turf.

[Chick McGee]

You're going to say counter good old Count turf.

[Tom Griswold]

Count turf.

[Christy Lee]

It's got to be a horse.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a horse. Yeah, that's always. I always love that game.

[Chick McGee]

Steph Curry had 14 of his 22 in the fourth quarter. Buddy healed. Went off. That's slang. He went off. Had a. Had a great night. He made nine three pointers, scored 33. And the warriors advanced the Western Conference semis. They dismissed the Houston rockets in Game 7 in Houston, 10389. The warriors will face the T Wolves Tuesday night in Minnesota. And Tyrese Halliburton made a go ahead three pointer midway through the fourth. That sparked a decisive burst for the Pacers, who stunned. He stunned the top seed Cavaliers 121, 112 in game one of the Eastern Conference semis in Cleveland. Halliburton finished with 22 points, 13 assists, and Donovan Mitchell had 33 for Cleveland.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy. One more. Ready?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Fax machine.

[Christy Lee]

Fax machine. A horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Neither.

[Chick McGee]

That's just. Now you're just messing with it.

[Tom Griswold]

How about control, alt, delete.

[Chick McGee]

And everyone, if you see Josh Arnold in the hallways here in the studio, or if you see him out and about, give him a hug this morning because last night one of, of the most amazing, and I just happened to be watching it, one of the most amazing hockey games I've ever seen. Adam Lowry of the Winnipeg jets scored on A tip shot 16:10 into the second overtime. The jets rallied to beat the St. Louis Blues 4 to 3 to advance to the second round of the NHL playoffs, eliminating the Blues. However, that's not the story. The story is the blues were ahead 3 to 1 in the third period.

[Josh Arnold]

With 2 minutes left.

[Chick McGee]

2 minutes left. The jets score two goals to tie it up to send it to overtime. In those last two minutes, the last goal to, to tie everything up was like three seconds left. Yes, something like that. To tie things up to go to overtime.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable. I mean, goosebumps talking about it. It was unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

It was unbelievable. Hockey. I mean you can't. Three to one, they had a. The Blues had a two own lead for a while and then a three to one lead. That's the most dangerous lead in hockey, they say, because.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it is? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you, you get, you start to relax a little bit. Oh, we're leading by two now. I didn't. Not especially when you're playing Winnipeg.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean great, great playoff hockey.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry to hear you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I lost some serious money.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the derby. I bet on a horse called Runs like your dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have known. My father couldn't run at all.

[Josh Arnold]

But congrats to Winnipeg and the whiteouts.

[Chick McGee]

And car racing yesterday. Oscar P.S. three man win the F1 race in Miami. And guess who was at the F1 race in Miami. Sweet baby. Jaden Daniels. That's right. Logano won the NASCAR. Alex Palau won the IndyCar race in Alabama. And we'll be back with more sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick. Hi there. Coming up later this morning, we'll listen as Greg Warren tells us about the topic of paperclips. Maybe Warren's the Warren Report brought to you by Champion Windows, sunrooms, home exteriors. That's Champion Windows. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Christy Lee, I just want to clarify. We were talking about the Kentucky Derby and Secretariat. I guess every horse in the Kentucky Derby on Saturday is related to Secretariat, which is really amazing. And it says here Secretariat still holds the fastest times at all three races in the Triple Crown.

[Christy Lee]

That's incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

Retired to stud in 1973, died in 1989. They say his heart was twice the size of a typical racehorses.

[Chick McGee]

And in a. But that paid off in a positive way, right? Because you hear a large star, you think, well, that can't be good.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

But apparently this was good and poetic, too. Oh, big heart.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not.

[Chick McGee]

You're just a regular Grantline Rice over there, aren't you? Big heart, right. The Four Horsemen of the apocalypse. Speaking of 4, they don't write sports like that anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, May the horse be with you.

[Christy Lee]

A great dawn I was yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I just. He mentioned the number four yesterday, of course. May 4th, may the 4th be with you. I can't be the.

[Chick McGee]

I can't be the only one. I was sitting at home thinking, May 4th, may the 4th be with you. I'm glad we're not on the air today.

[Christy Lee]

I said the exact same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't even realize it was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Star wars day yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it's but you can't win, though. It's immediately followed by Cinco de Mayo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's today.

[Chick McGee]

What day is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to check in with Chick Magee at the Bob and Tom sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. The warriors advance Pacers get Game 1 against Cleveland last night. And Caitlin Clark made the shot everyone came to see yesterday in Iowa City. She stopped late in the Third quarter of Sunday's WNBA preseason game in Iowa City between the Pacers and the Brazilian national team. She launched a three pointer near the 22 logo on the Iowa's Carver Hawkeye arena court. 36ft, made the three pointer. That was also, of course, where she hit the shot in her senior season in 2024, that made her the all time leading score in NCAA women's basketball history. Clark, starting her second season with the Fever, of course, scored 16 points. And oh, by the way, the Indiana Fever beat the Brazilian national team.

[Tom Griswold]

The Shavers, 108.

[Christy Lee]

Final score waxers.

[Chick McGee]

The Bum Bums, 108, 44.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Now, by my car, by my count, that's. Is that 64 points, you know, and somebody out there had Brazil plus the 63.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, some poor guy tearing his chicken out.

[Chick McGee]

Lousy sons of dick.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, they were up by that much and she's still raining threes from 30ft out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, but that's, that's why you play the game, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Good press.

[Chick McGee]

Remember we had that. We had this story last week about the. The tickets for that game were off the chart, like a thousand bucks and. Yeah, very popular. Let's see. A golfer accidentally hit a bird with his ball in midair, yet Ms. Nina Tati. Is that what we're going with?

[Tom Griswold]

How does she spell it?

[Chick McGee]

T, A T, A H, T, I. Tati.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sounds about right.

[Chick McGee]

33 year old golfer captured the moment as her boyfriend, Mr. Nico Ruiz, 34, launched a shot just as a bird flew into the ball's path. It happened at Turkey Creek Golf Club in Lincoln, California. Nico Suave, who is deaf.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't realize what happened until Nina showed him the video.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

They were both.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's my question.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Tom. I appreciate you in every, every way.

[Tom Griswold]

How does it be?

[Chick McGee]

A bird was seen flying back to a nearby tree, apparently unharmed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How does death being deaf, how does.

[Tom Griswold]

That affect when you see the bird feathers flying and the bird collapses to the ground? You don't have to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but the bird made it, flew back to his nest.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds okay.

[Chick McGee]

So it was all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Next time, instead of getting a birdie, he hopes to get an eagle. Oh, we have the video.

[Chick McGee]

I think Andy Griffith said it best.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's a massive bird. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a beautiful golf course too. Look at that. He's tried to hit it over the water.

[Christy Lee]

Taps its wing.

[Chick McGee]

You beat everything.

[Josh Arnold]

I was looking at it going, oh, that's a lesser golf course. I swear, I was like that's not as pretty as most golf courses.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I was talking about how beautiful it is.

[Tom Griswold]

A nice water hole, scrubby bushes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A warehouse in the background.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that's the difference between me and you, Josh. You look at the world, it's a half. It's. It's a glass.

[Chick McGee]

It's a glass half empty. Real goat pad.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you look at the world, it's a. It's a. It's a glass half empty. I look at as a glass half full that I had to pay for. The glass, the water.

[Christy Lee]

Wash it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wash it all now.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this has finally happened.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I know you were all wondering about this. They were hauling ass out west this past weekend. That's right. About 70 teams tested their skills in a burrow race winding through the historic mining town of Cerrillos, New Mexico. Runners led burros by a rope on six mile and three mile courses.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really hard.

[Josh Arnold]

So it was a drag race.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen this? I mean, that was really funny.

[Chick McGee]

That was the most sincere. This is really hard I've ever heard. Six mile, three mile course, unpaved roads, single track, desert trails. Marvin Sandoval of Leadville, Colorado, and his mini burro named Buttercup.

[Josh Arnold]

My little Buttercup.

[Tom Griswold]

These things are so.

[Chick McGee]

Finished first.

[Tom Griswold]

They're so sweet looking.

[Chick McGee]

There they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. We got a little video for they're so sweet. Look.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so, yeah, they're jogging along with their. I don't know, what would you. Leaders, I guess is what you would call.

[Tom Griswold]

They are all. They're all dressed up now. I had to do a little homework on this story because I can never remember this.

[Chick McGee]

Totally worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the. Look at that difficult terrain there.

[Josh Arnold]

We're looking at a topographical map.

[Chick McGee]

If you're not watching us on YouTube, you're really, really missing it. Okay, you need to get a hold.

[Tom Griswold]

Of that once again. This is. This is in Cerrillos, New Mexico, the. The burro race. Do you know the difference between a burro, a donkey and a mule? I can never remember this.

[Chick McGee]

I thought burro was Spanish for donkey. That's all I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, burrow is just Spanish for donkey. In the US it's commonly used to describe a small free roaming or wild donkey. In the Southwest, all burros are donkeys, but not all donkeys are burros.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. I don't need to have a SAT test this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what a mule is?

[Chick McGee]

No, what?

[Tom Griswold]

The offspring of a male donkey, a jack and a female horse, a mare.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Mules. Mules can't reproduce on their own.

[Josh Arnold]

Mules, like most animals, can't reproduce on their own.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I mean, they're sterile mules.

[Christy Lee]

You can't have a mule and a mule have a baby.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently, mules are. Boy mules are sterile. Or are girl mules there? Or are both mules sterile?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah. I'm gonna have to dig deeper. All I have is thanks. Hey, look, all I know is a bird.

[Chick McGee]

I want to give him something to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Regional term for donkey. Did you ever play donkey softball?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No. I managed to dodge that bullet, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Donkey bass. I played donkey basketball, which is lethal. If you haven't fallen. Fallen off a donkey onto a basketball court, you haven't lived, my friend.

[Christy Lee]

That's gotta hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we played donkey softball. It was great.

[Chick McGee]

You can.

[Christy Lee]

You can rode a donkey and hit softballs as you're.

[Tom Griswold]

And you gotta drag on them. They are. They are not all that into it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't blame them.

[Chick McGee]

As you're falling off the donkey, you can make a couple choices. You can break your wrist, you can break your elbow, or you can separate your shoulder. I went with separating my shoulder.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of fun that this was happening the same weekend as the Kentucky Derby races. Kind of colorful, fun. Cool thing to do if you're living in a rural spot.

[Chick McGee]

They were literally hauling ass.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how we. We talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

I wrote that talk about cops sitting at White Castle at 2 in the morning because it's just easy pickings at the borough races. Are there ice agents just right there at the ice. We know what's going on here.

[Chick McGee]

We know what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. Now, some of these burrows are described as being mini burrows. I know a little bit of Spanish. Wouldn't that technically be a burro? Ita.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Or Ito, depending on if they're male or female.

[Chick McGee]

A burrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Ito burrow.

[Chick McGee]

Ito not a burrito, but a burrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. You had a syllable there. Changes everything.

[Chick McGee]

And they're. They're feminine, masculine.

[Christy Lee]

Now, this is entirely worth it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you know, Father's Day is coming up. Do you guys know that in June.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometime you know what every dad would like?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

A burrow.

[Chick McGee]

Mini burrow, actually. What a dad would like would be Raycon earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, they got them big ones for those big ears that your burrow has.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's funnier than a burrow?

[Christy Lee]

Than a burrow?

[Chick McGee]

Wearing headphones when you're erasing your burrow. Are you tired of well put your Raycon earbuds in this Father's Day Treat dad to a pair of everyday earbuds from a Raycon. He deserves to relax, recharge and enjoy his favorite tunes. Maybe a podcast, possibly the Bob and Tom show podcast. The 32 hour battery life and multi point connectivity with Raycon lets him pair two devices at once. Quick charge function. Don't forget that 10 minutes of charging, 90 minutes of battery. And also Raycons have active noise cancellation. Raycon's everyday earbuds available in all the vibrant colors and a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy with no questions asked. Although I've never heard of anyone returning Raycons. And right now get up to 15% off site wide at buyraycon.com Tom that's 15% off [e-mail] Tom One more time. That's buyraycon.com Tom thank you very much Chick McGee Christie.

[Tom Griswold]

Since you asked, mules are known for their sure footing. Oh yeah, I did not know that. And they have a better temperament than the horses or a bro. It's fascinating. We'll be back with more news from the ass. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. More sports from the ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And we actually have interesting ass news about mummies coming up. You're going to be astonished when you learn this. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and tom show.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

And coming up this morning, Greg Warren's the Warren Report, brought to you by Champion Windows. The Warren Report, sponsored by champion windows. Visit championsave now.com I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just talking backwards there. I was just thinking about the. We were talking about hippie language earlier today, and it's amazing how many of the sort of hippie slang terms have really. They're really sticking around. I was kind of surprised. Would you still. If someone would say to you, hey, can I crash at your place tonight, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. I know what that means. Spend the night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, but I mean, that's kind of. That's stuck.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. And I wouldn't use that, but. And I don't know anyone who would use that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't either, but I actually heard a friend of mine use it recently. And this is. This guy is a extraordinarily well educated. He's only a so and so. They're crashing at my place.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, there was a whole HBO show called Crashing about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The new term with the kids is crashing. Like, oh, he's crashing out or he's crashing. Like when someone starts acting erratic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Or they start getting upset or mad. Like the other day I went into my daughter, I was like, hey, when you. I want you to get some homework done tonight. Don't play Fortnite all night. She goes, stop crashing out. I'm like, I didn't even raise my voice.

[Josh Arnold]

That's such a dad thing. I'll show you crashing. Oh, I was.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give you something to cry for.

[Tom Griswold]

That might be a good show. The hippie dad.

[Chick McGee]

Hippie dad.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Your homework's really far out, man.

[Chick McGee]

I think they tried that with Family Ties.

[Josh Arnold]

Essentially. That's what it was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they were hippie parents.

[Josh Arnold]

They just couldn't believe that they had some.

[Chick McGee]

A Reagan lover.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, Tom, what do you call a hippie's wife?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, old, 80, Mrs. Hippie. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I never got the old lady thing.

[Christy Lee]

My old lady. Here's my old lady.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my old lady.

[Christy Lee]

That is not a nice thing to see.

[Chick McGee]

This is my old lady.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of universal, especially in the biker community.

[Chick McGee]

I was just gonna say feels like a biker.

[Josh Arnold]

And there are plenty of old ladies who don't mind being called it.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And my. By that, I mean wives. They just. They go with it.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's probably hot old lady porn, right, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I probably. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My old. My old man. I. I would Be comfortable with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's my old man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about some of the ones that sort of didn't last out of sight.

[Chick McGee]

We didn't even talk about it till I brought it up. And apparently they used it often on Starski and Hutch. I was not aware of that.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Christy mentioned the song.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't it Uptight and Out of Sight?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and that was an old joke.

[Chick McGee]

That's Stevie, isn't it? Stevie Wonder. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was a joke about that song that was going to be used for a tampon commercial. Oh, remember that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. No, I don't remember that, Tom. And I've been alive almost as long as.

[Tom Griswold]

Back me up, Christopher. That was an old joke, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Uptight, Everything's all right or a tampon commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

Stevie Wonder sang a song about out of sight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's on the nose.

[Chick McGee]

Well, at least we're off the tampon.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying I didn't invent it when I was a kid. That was.

[Chick McGee]

I think you did.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard of that being a tampon commercial. Uptight, Everything's all right.

[Josh Arnold]

The joke is valid. And that song is used for a tampon commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't, but that was the gag. Hey, they're gonna use that one for a tampon commercial.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Only women bleed that dreadful Alice Cooper song. God, that's a vomit inducing piece of crap. I'm sorry. We were at the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we got. We got this stupid world record. And I'm not sure a woman in the UK has been named the world's oldest living person. Ms. Ethel Caterham, who lives in Surrey, has earned the title. At the age 115 years, 252 days old, she takes the record following the death of Ina Cannabaro Lucas of Brazil.

[Josh Arnold]

It's mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've got it.

[Christy Lee]

This is a record you don't want.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Aina is. She's the one. That's the nun, Right.

[Chick McGee]

A lifelong soccer fan, she celebrated each birthday with a cake shaped like the stadium of her favorite team sport club International. The International. Whatever the Spanish word is for international. She wore the team scarf on her 116th birthday to hide her hickeys. All the many, many hickeys.

[Josh Arnold]

They're just constantly being.

[Chick McGee]

She Love neck play, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I'm confused. Is this.

[Chick McGee]

This is the one that passed away. The. The new. The. The Queen is dead. Long live the Queen. The newest, oldest Person Ethel Caterham of Surrey, England, says she revealed the secret of her long life. Say yes to every opportunity because you never know what it will lead to have a positive mental attitude and have everything in moderation.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always something like that. We've never gotten the old person who went drink the blood of virgins.

[Chick McGee]

I've done it every day, every morning. That.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be great. Start. Start a real trend. That or smoke filterless cigarettes and do four shots of whiskey a day.

[Chick McGee]

She is the last living person born in 1909.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And she's the last British person born between night before 1913 and the last living subject of King Edward VII, the oldest son of Queen Victoria. Victoria.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Queen Victoria was a handsome woman.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So the. That's the one who's still alive. She's the current record. And the lady. The nun in.

[Chick McGee]

As I'm reading the story, I feel like she's alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. But the nun. And I'm sorry, she's from South America. What was it again?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the one that dies from South America. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And. And she was the. But she was of a religious order.

[Chick McGee]

Mm.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Can you play Amazing Grace on a. What is that thing? The vuvuzela. Oh, remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, for the soccer thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That brief moment of fame. We still have ours in here?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Every World cup they're around.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they leave? Do they. And so obviously they let you bring them into the stadium.

[Josh Arnold]

That or they give them to you at the stadium. They might be a giveaway.

[Chick McGee]

The newer ones collapse.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be nice. We could.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They telescope.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Telescope collapse.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Are there different. Can you get like a tenor Vuazela? I don't think double bass. Some guy's got like a ten footer Ricola. He does. He said he does two different gigs.

[Josh Arnold]

I know a guy who played one of those in the marching band. One of the big Ricola.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, he had to have it on a little. A little platform on wheels.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those oil change.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right. Creeper. They call those creepers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's a nice stat for you here. Here's the one about the. The nun. She outlived three popes and seven Brazilian presidents. Three popes. That's. That doesn't seem like that many.

[Christy Lee]

Seems like there's hold on to their title for a long time.

[Chick McGee]

I've been alive for three popes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right now.

[Josh Arnold]

And seven Brazilian presidents.

[Chick McGee]

I think we all been alive for three popes.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what that means in terms of.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what.

[Josh Arnold]

Coup d'etat.

[Tom Griswold]

This stat must be wrong because she would have outlived. She would have been a dozen popes.

[Chick McGee]

It seems like it. Three, maybe. It means 30.

[Tom Griswold]

John. John Paul. John Paul.

[Chick McGee]

Holy Mother of God. I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

She wasn't beautiful when she was 20?

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, that's what I meant.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she's not, is what I'm saying.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she is.

[Tom Griswold]

See those teeth?

[Chick McGee]

Wait, let's see those teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom said. Show me the choppers.

[Christy Lee]

Holding her little rosary there.

[Tom Griswold]

Her wooden rosary, just praying for death.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, look at her. There's nothing behind those eyes.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

We got another one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Two canine Guinness world record holders met up for a play date. The world's living. Tallest living dog. A Great Dane.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have you seen this?

[Chick McGee]

Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

This is my favorite picture of the year.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be a horse.

[Chick McGee]

The Great Dane is named Reggie. That's Reggie. And the world's shortest living dog, a Chihuahua from Florida named Pearl.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The little dog is smaller than the jawline of the Great Dane. Am I right, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the piglet. Yeah. It's so cute.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, you don't mean shortest living dog in terms of lifespan. You mean it's high size.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, he's been in a bad mood. Could we get him? Not a bad mood at all.

[Chick McGee]

Don't tell him that. Now you put him in a bad mood. Will you stop it? Reggie measures in at 3ft, 3 inches tall. Just standing. Not on his hind legs, but just standing there.

[Josh Arnold]

He's so big.

[Chick McGee]

And Pearl is almost 4 inches high. Almost.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they like each other?

[Chick McGee]

The two dogs became fast friends during a recent play date at Reggie's home in Idaho Falls. And gets right back up.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just so sweet. Yeah. You again. You had just Google the picture of the world's. What is it? What is the name of the.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

The big guy. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Reggie.

[Tom Griswold]

Reggie. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Reggie. Are Great Danes sweet? They have a nice temperament.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

They're so incredibly sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

I never met one.

[Chick McGee]

And they think they're. They think they're a lot smaller dogs.

[Christy Lee]

They are. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

What are your.

[Josh Arnold]

Your golden is that way chick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, She's.

[Josh Arnold]

I could sit in your lap.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is fine. This is good, right? This is good. Chihuahua. Name was Pearl. Oh, Reggie and Pearl.

[Tom Griswold]

So sweet.

[Greg Warren]

There.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. So there's a picture of them together on it. They're hilarious, by the way, on the couch.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think Pearl is concerned she might be there? For breeding purposes.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, the way her eyes look. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dear.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That wouldn't Big time concern.

[Tom Griswold]

That would not work.

[Josh Arnold]

And in this case, Pearl, just so you know, you're. Apparently, you'll never go back.

[Christy Lee]

What they say.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, she's got to be the size of one of his dumps.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, it wouldn't be possible for him to.

[Christy Lee]

No, Tom, why would you even think that?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. They started it.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, do you think Reggie would move or would he just move? Pearl.

[Chick McGee]

The age old question.

[Tom Griswold]

This kind of look.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a handsome dog. And she is so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

The photograph we're looking at, they're both looking right at the camera, posing. I don't know how they got that to happen, but though they're so sweet. Oh, good doggies.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they are on the couch, though. Some people would say. But you don't. How'd you like to tell that Great Dane not to sit on the couch?

[Chick McGee]

Right. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to tell me to get off?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, thank you. If you're just joining us.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

How's it going? This is the Baba Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios with Chick McGee over at the Babatom sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

And that wraps her up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's check in with.

[Christy Lee]

I learned a new phrase over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we've all heard of fomo, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Have you heard of Jomo?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

So FOMO is fear of missing out.

[Christy Lee]

Fear of missing out. And I learned the term jomo is the joy of missing out.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I have. I've always said that. I have the reverse fomo.

[Christy Lee]

I have Jomo now they have a term for it. Okay, you can use that if you'd like. I was like, ah, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's actually a news story about this. Give me just a second. A new research study shows that a majority of Americans would prefer staying in to going out.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's always been that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? 70%, it says, would rather enjoy a night in, then go out for a night on the town.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That seems high. 70%.

[Christy Lee]

That is a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in there.

[Tom Griswold]

They have the reasons people cited in the survey. More comfortable environment. You're at your house saving money. The most important things to stay home for dinner parties. Like, I don't know. You like doing a dinner party at your house, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I enjoy having people over for dinner.

[Chick McGee]

The solitary prowess of a silent life. Oh, I don't how about that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what I was gonna say. I just blacked out.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't like, would you rather have.

[Christy Lee]

I have entertaining anxiety, but I do like having people at my house because I like being at home. I like being. And I never get to be home ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think it's also because television so much better than it ever was.

[Christy Lee]

That's the problem. And the TVs themselves are so much better. Yeah, but I mean, and also I think that the fact that I think age wise, as you get older, the more you want to be home. Don't you think?

[Jeff Oskay]

For sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, also with, you know, especially now, people are spending less money with uncertainty in the economy. But I think also TVs gotten so much better. The quality of programs are 100 times better than they, than they used to be. And also you can get every movie known to man on your television on your television set. Coming up in the news. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, if you don't have your real ID yet, you're going to be in some big trouble come Wednesday. We have a freaky surprise and a mummy. We have a really interesting story, ladies. I know you're out there and you're like, oh, I've got to have the new Louis Vuitton bag or the new product. But what about a handbag from a T. Rex? We'll have that coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

A T. Rex?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

T. Rex hide.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. They'll have real short straps, a hold.

[Chick McGee]

All made out of T. Rex hide.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, comedians Greg Warren and Reno Collier. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. This episode is brought to you by Meundies Underwear. Drawers are like the Wild west.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Jeff, Oscar. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I believe we're at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

We are going to check in with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have comedians Greg Warren and Reno Collier. But right now it's Christy Lee with what's happening in the world of news.

[Christy Lee]

An 1819th century Austrian monk who died of tuberculosis was mummified in an extremely unusual way. While examining the mummy, researchers discovered that the man was preserved with wood chips, twigs and fabric packed into his abdomen through his anus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Now time it.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope posthumously.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I hope so too. What.

[Chick McGee]

What purpose is the story serving? Mr. Griswold?

[Christy Lee]

Look at him. Tom's having fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Egyptology, of course, the mummified. Interesting study, but did you.

[Christy Lee]

This is not Egyptology. This is Austria. This is different, I think, isn't it? The mummified body was located.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, then we shouldn't do the story. I thought it was body Egypt in.

[Christy Lee]

A small village in Austria.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, see the. They're doing. They're doing it wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Known locally as the air dried chaplain, the mummy was assumed to have been the preserved remains of a parish vicar who died in 1746.

[Chick McGee]

Morning, Vicar.

[Josh Arnold]

They used to cram things into the anus of mummies in Egypt. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, over there in. But Egypt.

[Chick McGee]

You seem so sure of yourself there and all of a sudden you weren't.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Christy Lee]

I actually do.

[Tom Griswold]

He took it right up the asp. Any good?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything there? Sorry?

[Chick McGee]

The old ass.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we had. I'm sorry, we had two different stories.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this is the Egypt.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I want to get back to the sun dried chaplain, whatever he is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So air dried chaplain.

[Tom Griswold]

So this isn't the tip. This isn't the typical way that they mummify people then.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And what did they shove up there again?

[Christy Lee]

Wood chips, twigs and fabric.

[Tom Griswold]

Good way to start a fire.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, you got. You got those things, you can.

[Chick McGee]

How would it get into the body cavity if you're doing it that way? Wouldn't it just stop in the intestine or would it rip?

[Josh Arnold]

They must have jammed it. I mean, really jammed it in there when he was. After it was dead. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's unpleasant.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, you want to be mummified or not?

[Josh Arnold]

You think they use one of those things that old cannon loaders?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. A tamper.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tamper. Is that where the word tampon comes from?

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, tamp might have.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to mention the town of Tampa.

[Chick McGee]

When you have to. I'm not sure the process. Somebody will know this. A Civil war reenactor or something. Don't you put the gunpowder and then the wadding and then the load and then tamp it down.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think you're. I think you're correct though. If they were just shoving the twigs and the fabric and the wood chips up there, wouldn't just get stalled.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they must have really rammed it up. Boy, to get into the abdomen.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. So much for being a vicar. Yeah. Oh, I wonder if that's where the.

[Christy Lee]

See the guy in the rear?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there he is. Oh, wait a minute, we got a picture of him. Hold on. Can you show that again? I just.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, look at the look on his face. It looks like it hurt for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure did. He looks like he's going down a water slide. His arms across. Very well preserved. So it worked. Yeah, I mean, considering how old.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's sure it worked from about the thighs up.

[Christy Lee]

You can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of got skinny legs. Yeah, they didn't Mummify, put some mummy juice down there. Yeah, the mummy guy's got kind of a prominent butt. Maybe that's where most of the mummy juice went. Well, is that where the phrase put a stick up your ass comes from?

[Chick McGee]

Or I've never heard put a stick up your hat? What are you talking about?

[Jeff Oskay]

Take a stick out of your.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, how about that?

[Chick McGee]

Stick out of your.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the phrase God, what's up his ass? Could be apparently wood chips and kindling or something. Now we do. We do have.

[Christy Lee]

There is a new study that sheds some cosmic light on ancient Egypt. Star filled tomb paintings may prove the sky goddess known as Nut was a depiction of what we now know as the Milky Way. Egyptologists have long suspected the link. And now an astronomer's analysis of coffin and tum art offers striking new evidence. The goddess Nut is shown arcing over the earth, echoing the curve of the galaxy above. To the ancient Egyptians, Nut wasn't just a goddess, she was the Milky Way written across the night sky.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't there's. Isn't. Not strictly in snickers. Not.

[Chick McGee]

Not a Milky Way.

[Tom Griswold]

Milky Ways.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Nuts in Milky Way, not free.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. I got those wrong, didn't they?

[Tom Griswold]

And then, by the way, speaking of nuts, Mike Tirico had to pull off the broadcast the Derby.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently he had a strong reaction. He's got a nut allergy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

See that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was weird to miss the whole broadcast like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's horrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't seen that. Remember the famous terrible eye that Bob Costa had?

[Christy Lee]

That one Olympics Yeah, pink eye, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was awful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Mike did look rough when he. And he went on and tried to broadcast with pink eye. Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

But they, they had to pull Mike off the broadcast. What else is going on at the news?

[Christy Lee]

The company is working to create handbags from Toronto. Torontosaurus Rex Leather Creative Agency VML is teaming up with the Organoid company and Lab Grown Leather limited on the project.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like a Jerry Lewis word.

[Christy Lee]

Organoid Talker news reports the process involves reconstructing ancient proteins from fossilized T Rex collagen and engineering synthetic DNA. The DNA then used to grow cells in a lab to produce the leather. The companies aim to launch a luxury fashion item as their flagship product by late 2025 of this year. I can't imagine this would be cheap. Boy, you imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but now you get to look like Wilma Flintstone. Yeah, who's clamoring for this.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

PETA. They're gonna be pissed. How dare you.

[Josh Arnold]

No dinosaur skin.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not gonna work.

[Christy Lee]

No, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd. But it means that maybe one day a restaurant will serve T Rex steak.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you get a lot of steaks.

[Christy Lee]

Out of a T. Rex.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the same process?

[Chick McGee]

Well, big one.

[Josh Arnold]

If they can. If they take the proteins and they can make the fake skin, why couldn't they take the proteins and make the fake meat?

[Christy Lee]

You don't want the T. You don't want the leg.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a big drumstick.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it'd be bony.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. I can't imagine there's a market for.

[Josh Arnold]

This, but that's a very strange. I mean, why not just faux.

[Christy Lee]

Stupid. I mean, come on. Really? All right, let's talk about Baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's talk about you.

[Christy Lee]

We can. Hey baby, I got you about naked people.

[Tom Griswold]

I got you this new T Rex leather bag. Your short little arms reminded me of.

[Chick McGee]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no way it's going to be a compliment.

[Christy Lee]

Police in Florida arrested a pantless man who told officers that his name was Charles Dickens. According to the arrest report, police responded to a drunk man wearing only a T shirt with no pants in a parking lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't often get the literary Florida man.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't. When officers got to the scene, they found 56 year old Vincent Conroy with two wine bottles and a can of an alcoholic beverage. Police then asked the man his name, to which he responded Charles Dickens. He was taken into custody and faces charges including exposure of sexual organs and providing a false name to law enforcement.

[Tom Griswold]

A tale of Two inches. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. So he was. That's. Now that's technically. Is that Porky Piggin it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Shirt, no. Pants.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Donald Duck. Same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Donald Duck didn't have pants. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder why he chose that Charles Dickens.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Maybe he was a fan. Authorities in Pennsylvania arrested a naked man for allegedly burglarizing a Lancaster County Church. WHP reports 34 year old Mr. Corey Calderwood was spotted breaking into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. The police report said he was completely nude and under the influence of meth. Exactly. Officers took Mr. Calderwood into custody on charges including burglary and decent exposure and possession of a controlled substance.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he have a hat on?

[Josh Arnold]

You can't wear those in church. You shouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it doesn't say anything about a hat.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just, just. So he's just completely naked?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't. Oh, that's the Mormon Church. Right.

[Chick McGee]

He had a hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he was going to burglarize the place.

[Christy Lee]

Where was he going to put his loot?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

He want. He didn't think this through.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he was looking for that famous Mormon magic underwear.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it's magic.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

They wear.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's very magic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a whole. Did you see the play the Book of Mormon? Yeah, there's a whole. There's a whole thing about their underwear.

[Christy Lee]

They wear special undergarments.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? What is the point of the underwear again? Is to keep people out of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's to protect them. It's supposed to bring them protection.

[Chick McGee]

From what?

[Jeff Oskay]

Everything. Bad world, bad thoughts, bad things.

[Chick McGee]

All in all in the underwear. Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Caffeine.

[Tom Griswold]

And is it, is the underwear, is it more difficult to take off? Is that the issue with complicated uncure thoughts?

[Christy Lee]

You can't have them if you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So this guy's Porky Pig in it, naked. But they, they're accusing him of burglarizing the place.

[Christy Lee]

Now this guy was completely naked. You're getting your stories confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the half naked guy.

[Christy Lee]

The half naked guy was the wino guy. That.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Charles Dickens. Okay, so he's a completely nude meth guy who's trying to steal from the Church of Latter Day Saints.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's he gonna put him anything?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I said. You didn't think it through? You didn't have a loot bag?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. A lot of meth heads don't have a ton of forethought. They just kind of meth around.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really embarrassing.

[Chick McGee]

Do the mess around.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see. What do we have? We have a young man who's craving McDonald's. He's 7, so he drove 9 miles with his sister.

[Josh Arnold]

I love these stories.

[Christy Lee]

We have a Florida woman who saved her dog from a bear attack using cookies. That ought to be fun. We have a trained seal in the news that's interesting. Who can actually recognize the beats in music.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've heard about this. This thing. He's famous. He's got. He's got. He's got favorite songs and everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. And it's not. See all the. No, no.

[Christy Lee]

It's an actual animal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And we have a road rage incident. That is stellar.

[Chick McGee]

How do they get those seals to play the horns like they do?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they just reward them with fish.

[Chick McGee]

And why don't they teach another animal to do it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Out of a seal.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you can. We can keep with seal but also bring some. Something else into it.

[Josh Arnold]

Seals have the market on that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of animalist.

[Josh Arnold]

Always funny, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Species est. What is the word? We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call, fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, this is Javon, your blinds.com design consultant.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

A real person. Yep. I'm here to help with everything from selecting the perfect window treatments to. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I've got a complicated project.

[Josh Arnold]

No problem.

[Chick McGee]

I can even help schedule a professional measuring install.

[Tom Griswold]

We can also send you samples fast and free.

[Chick McGee]

I just might have to do more. Whatever you need. So the first room we're looking at.

[Christy Lee]

Is for shopblinds.com now and get up to 50% off with minimum purchase. Blinds.com rules and restrictions may apply a better way.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Wait a minute. He's on assignment. Pat's okay, right? But he'll. He'll be back soon.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. It's amazing. What just. I open my mouth and stuff just falls out. There's Jeff oskay, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Christy Lee]

It's muscle memory. It's vocal memory.

[Chick McGee]

It is. Is your throat not a muscle tomorrow?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a muscle, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just looking at the Bob and Tom website and we have our new T shirt. Let me see if. There it is. It's brand new. It just came out. If you go to bobandtom.com it's right there. It's a really cool thing, a tribute to the month of May. There's a long sleeve version in white and a cool T shirt in black. Limited time, by the way, I've been told that if you order these before midnight tomorrow that you'll have them in time for Memorial Day weekend. All right, A little, little tribute to the month of May. So check that [e-mail] now there's Christy Lee. She's at our news desk. Coming up, comedian Greg Warren and comedian Reno Collier. Christy, what do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Utah Police report a 7 year old boy took his younger sister on a 9 mile drive to McDonald's.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ogden City Police Department said it was notified of, quote, a reckless driver with the caller noting the driver appeared to be a child.

[Chick McGee]

How old was he?

[Christy Lee]

7. Authorities later found the vehicle disabled after it had struck a parking strip.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

The seven year old and his younger sister found unharmed, safely reunited with their guardians at the police station with their Happy meals. The children's mother, Whitney Bush told KTVX that her son took her car without her knowledge and had been planning to go to McDonald's. She added that he's in a world of trouble. He's probably going to be grounded for the rest of his life.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder when the phrase those damn kids was first uttered.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's seven. That's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Probably during Adam and Eve's time.

[Tom Griswold]

That is amazing that he could touch the accelerator.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, must be a see over the.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I heard the ice cream machine was down anyway, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, wouldn't that be a bummer?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

By the time he's our kid gets.

[Tom Griswold]

All the way there, by the time he's no longer grounded, he won't be eligible for a Happy Meal. We don't tell him. We don't. Solemn old men like you, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

A viral video from Pennsylvania shows a woman definitely waiting on a car.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what's she doing?

[Christy Lee]

Defecating on a car during a road rage incident.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Now here's, here's where I have a Traffic jam.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, how did she.

[Tom Griswold]

The cars aren't moving, Right.

[Chick McGee]

Lord knows I've been upset.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I don't think. Think I could do that.

[Christy Lee]

No, of course.

[Chick McGee]

A being upset and two on cue like that and.

[Josh Arnold]

And three in front of people, Right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The clip posted on Tick Tock shows her walking from a black car to a silver sedan squatting on the hood. And you know what? She then returns to her vehicle. TMZ says the woman dubbed the Delco Pooper has been identified. Prospect Park Police said 44 year old Christina Solometo faces several charges including indecent exposure and depositing waste on a highway Deposit.

[Tom Griswold]

They found a law.

[Chick McGee]

She's just. She shouldn't be a part of. She needs to be institutionalized.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently this fight began when one driver cut the other one off at an intersection. But yeah, the car had to be stopped for her to do this. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Like stopped and unable to move. You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because wouldn't you just drive off?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I guess you don't necessarily want to hurt the lady, even if she's about to take a dump on your hood.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, how mad do you have to be?

[Christy Lee]

Apparently pretty bad.

[Josh Arnold]

You think she already had to go? You already have to go.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You must.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have any pictures?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it said there's.

[Josh Arnold]

You said there's a video, but our producer shaking his head, he's not even going to bother.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hell no, thank you, Christopher.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to see a shot. Looks like some car t boned a bowl of chili.

[Chick McGee]

You know, oddly enough now I might have chili for lunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't blame you, man.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that interesting? Good day for nice bowl of chili.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, that. What an odd response. That could go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

That could go so wrong.

[Christy Lee]

That's an odd response to anything, let alone a. I wonder if she had.

[Tom Griswold]

Her phone out because I can't go unless I'm playing Wordle.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody had their phone out because they were shooting video for TikTok.

[Chick McGee]

Very primal, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. Jake, you and I have. I believe we've figured out we don't get road rage anymore.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. And I don't know why I was out yesterday and. And I. I've realized how silly it is the. The inner monologue I have when I'm driving because I go, oh, look at this guy. He's not going to let me get over. Look at him. He's speeding up. He's staying in my blind spot. He this all on purpose and I just kind of, you know, laugh. Yeah, but I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I always try to give them a story. Oh, I wonder why the hell he would do that. Well, he must. He's late to his child's play.

[Chick McGee]

He must be in a hurry. That's right. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I do have one in the chamber. Should he pull over? I think I'll go give him a new hood ornament.

[Chick McGee]

Do you still get road ra? Because I knew know that you were one of the foremost reflexes cursors. As far as road rage goes, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep it to myself in the car. I'll be screaming or I'll instruct my children.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it take a lot for you to honk at another car?

[Chick McGee]

It takes a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Same here.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they'd have to be about to ram in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

By the time you think about it, you don't want to get to the horn in time anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Every once in a while I'll be at one of those left turn signal lights where it's going to be. It's going to be a left turn signal for about three seconds and the person in front of you is obviously playing yes with their phone. And yeah, I'll give them the.

[Chick McGee]

I've had people driving with riding with me and they why aren't you blowing the horn at that guy? It's like, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you want?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you want me to get killed? You know, gun ownership has never been higher.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy with the rifle rack.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently there's an old law in some places on the book still where every time you pass a car, you're supposed to honk your horn.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Like it was like an old timey ancient like first cars rule.

[Christy Lee]

They had mirrors.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if that was like a great rule in a taxi in Manhattan?

[Christy Lee]

It would be loud all the time.

[Chick McGee]

There has to be a car out there though that has two or three different horns to choose from, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I mean now, because you've always said, how about just an excuse me. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There should be a code where you know just the mild. Hey, wake up.

[Josh Arnold]

Tesla's due. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can change the horn to be a fart.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, now I have to get a test.

[Chick McGee]

Just drive around laughing.

[Christy Lee]

Would you take that serious if some guy was doing that to you, though?

[Jeff Oskay]

I would actually probably. That would end my road rage.

[Josh Arnold]

I would laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you get it bad?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's no way. Jeff doesn't have road rage.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm bad. Although I have stopped flipping people off. I do. Me and Chad Daniels both do the same thing. We thumbstack down.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like thumbs down. I like thumbs up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good job. No, not really. Yeah, thumbs down.

[Christy Lee]

No, I, I don't. I yell in my car, what the.

[Tom Griswold]

To yourself.

[Chick McGee]

I had a guy. This. A long time ago, I had a guy get out, stopped in front of me, get out and walk back to my car and what? Oh, yeah, what's your problem? Stuff like that. And I'm just sitting there. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's scary.

[Chick McGee]

It did not turn out.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm ashamed to say this, but. But when my child was like two, anytime I would honk the horn, he would yell mother because he thought that's what you did when a horn was honked and I was a horrible parrot.

[Chick McGee]

When my daughter was little, I would honk the horn and squeeze her knee at the same time and she thought she was honk the horn, she would squeeze her knee. I had her believe in it for quite a while.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

She does not care for me to mention that.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I just watched the.

[Josh Arnold]

Video of the dumping.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

Tom looked up the video of the woman taking a crap on a woman on another person.

[Jeff Oskay]

Solid.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. It is rough and the cinematography lacks a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

Really? I know, but I mean, it's.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't get your close up that you wanted.

[Chick McGee]

Perspective is off.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that is awful.

[Chick McGee]

We have Christopher Nolan. Take it back. Do it 35 millimeter, whatever the hell he's doing. 70 millimeter. What's he doing? Yeah, it's really hard to watch his movies.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoy them, but I'm not doing it right now. Coming up, we're going to talk with comedian Greg Warren. Is Greg's special any are we getting soon? Great.

[Chick McGee]

The Warren Report is sponsored by champion window. Visit championsave now.com we'll certainly look forward to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, we have Real ID update.

[Christy Lee]

I can do that real quick right now if you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Following years of postponements, the deadline to get a real ID finally approaching, starting Wednesday, May 7th.

[Chick McGee]

I finally got mine, but the only way I did it was that on the third time it was delayed. I thought, okay, I better go get this because I still didn't have it organized. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They are going to need a Real ID compliant license or ID card to fly domestically in the U.S. and if you do not have a Real ID by May 7, you will need to bring your passport or another TSA approved form of ID when you travel. Real ID. And a lot of people don't know this. Also required to access certain federal buildings and facilities.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

You need a lot of different documents. I had to get one of those grave rubbings of the guy that printed my original Social Security.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. You're saying you had to get.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to go to the.

[Chick McGee]

I had to go to the cemetery.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I had to track a piece of paper. Yeah. And you didn't you take a rubbing. Rubbing thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I had a number two pencil. You want to have a really big, thick pencil.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You got to get the thick. Yeah. That's a good. That's a nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Go online your particular state and look up the different types of ID you need to get that thing. It's quite. Everybody in here got your real ID years.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine was pre Covid. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But you. You've got a story with yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it took three trips. I had to get.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did. Counterfeit documents.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was very.

[Josh Arnold]

If you don't get this done, you can still vote in Georgia.

[Chick McGee]

I happen to. Twice I happened to bump into a very nice lady at the post office is how I got my real id.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And my meeting with her ended with. Oh, the government doesn't need to know that, baby. Just sign this line. All right, let's roll.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Now, here's something you need to know. Mother's Day is Sunday. Yeah. Less than a week away. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Jeff Oskay. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. And look at that, we've got a special.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, there he is on the big screen. We can see him. He is comedian Greg Warren. And Greg's comedy special is about to come out. How far away are we from the release date, Greg?

[Reno Collier]

It's May 16th, so a week from Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Do we have a title that's called the Champ? All right. That's a good title. The Champ.

[Chick McGee]

I like that. Are you big on that, Greg? Like, hey, champ. Hey, sport. Hey, buddy. Stuff like that?

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Reno Collier]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I didn't think so. My.

[Reno Collier]

My grandmother's boyfriend who was like, my grandfather, he used to say, commander. I like that one a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like. How about Governor? I like Governor, too.

[Reno Collier]

Governor's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

How you doing, Commander?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's called the Champ. Is a great hunk in there about your career as a wrestler and et cetera, et cetera. It's really funny, really great stuff.

[Reno Collier]

Thanks, Tom. I. I tell a story in there about taking a beating in one of my first matches at the University of Northern Iowa, and I was performing in Cedar Falls this past Saturday night, and that guy showed up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Are you talking about Steve?

[Reno Collier]

No, Steve's a different. Steve's the old guy that used to come in and beat me up.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So what, the guy that whipped your ass all those years ago?

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, if you want to put it like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's a little hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah. Pat Hogan is his name. Yeah, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Was he friendly?

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, he was real nice. Much nicer this time around.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but think about it. I mean, yeah, yeah, he beat your ass. Why would he be upset? Yeah. Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

Well, again, I. I guess that's one way you could phrase it.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, he totally, totally beat your ass is what.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, he did. Check.

[Chick McGee]

He did. Yeah, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

They did.

[Chick McGee]

They did. They're good kids. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he Know that you've been talking about this debacle for years.

[Reno Collier]

I think somewhere somebody heard it and his whole family came.

[Josh Arnold]

His sons. He's like, see, that's the kids.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My dad beat Greg's ass. Look at him. Okay.

[Reno Collier]

I gotta tell you, he still looks good too, man. Yeah, yeah, he was, he was a senior when I was a freshman. He's older than me. He looks much better than I could.

[Christy Lee]

He still beat your ass?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Reno Collier]

You know, we didn't wrestle, Christy, but.

[Chick McGee]

I think there's only one way to.

[Reno Collier]

Say I, I got better. I was a freshman back then.

[Christy Lee]

I got better.

[Josh Arnold]

Spoken like a guy who could still get his ass beats.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just great, though. I mean, that's so cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if I'd want to watch senior wrestling. I don't know, you know, the Champions Tour, whatever they'd call it.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, I don't think it would be a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg, I'm, I'm looking at the big screen. What is on your hat?

[Christy Lee]

Looks like a pig.

[Reno Collier]

I think it's a cow, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

A cow?

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, I just, I just bought it this weekend. I think it's a cow with mo on it. The, yeah, Missouri, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, I thought, I thought it was like.

[Christy Lee]

It's a lazy cow that can't say moo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought it was a cow that was, you know, not all that bright.

[Reno Collier]

You mentioned it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that is in Missouri 1o short of getting the full moon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I heard we're going to the sock here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that is a cow though, not a pig.

[Reno Collier]

I'm pretty sure it's a cow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess the legs are so long it wouldn't be a pig. We're speaking with comedian Greg Warren. Greg is a great stand up comedian and his new special called the Champ and where's it going to? Where's it going to emerge? What ether will it be coming out of?

[Reno Collier]

It's on the Nateland YouTube channel, like my previous one. It's Nate Bargazi's new to YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Great. Can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Looking forward to it. Yeah. Once again, I saw the Greg just before he taped it and it was a terrific show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think most of us now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a topic for today's program?

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, guys, an important topic. I wanted to talk about the history of monster trucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, are you a fan?

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, I mean, I, I, I'm learning more about them. I didn't know what they were when I was a kid. I Thought they were like trucks, like semi trucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Reno Collier]

And I thought they were just in these things during the weekend and during the week, they actually transported materials like other trucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Greg, you and I, we were lucky enough to grow up in the St. Louis area where there was always a Bigfoot on display off of Highway 70. Did you ever see that thing?

[Reno Collier]

Oh, yeah, right. Right up there in Lindbergh in 70.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

Interestingly enough, Josh, that's who started monster trucks. Bigfoot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. You guys familiar with the monster truck Bigfoot Foot?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah. Bob Chandler had a. An aftermarket market auto parts store in St. Louis, and to promote his store, he. He put 48 inch wheels on a Ford 250 pickup truck and larger axles, and he drove it around town. He was a guy that tended to speed, so his. His buddy Jim Cramer called him Bigfoot and he painted Bigfoot on the side of the truck and people started to notice. Yeah, yeah. He was offered $50,000 for that truck. That's 180,000 in today's dollars. It appeared in magazines. Bigfoot was in the movie Take this Job and Shove it.

[Josh Arnold]

And I used to watch that on HBO chick.

[Chick McGee]

Who.

[Reno Collier]

Who started Take this Job and Shove It?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I want to say Terry Bradshaw, but I don't. Who did the song Johnny Paycheck?

[Reno Collier]

That was Johnny Paycheck?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say Art Carney was in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was in it?

[Josh Arnold]

Art Carney.

[Reno Collier]

Art Carney.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Reno Collier]

Robert Hayes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Reno Collier]

And Barbara Hershey.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a young Barbara Hershey.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert Hayes of. Of airplane fame.

[Reno Collier]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Barbara Hershey, who changed her name to Barbara Seagull.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Reno Collier]

I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And then, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Quite the hippie. Hippie girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We had a chance to interview her, and they said, do not bring up the fact that she changed her name. She's now Barbara Hershey again. They were very pissy about it. But yeah, big Bigfoot. We got in trouble for a tribute that we did called Big Peter. Yeah, yeah. Big Peter would mount and enter Revolvo.

[Reno Collier]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. Wasn't a big. Was it a Big Foot, you see, it was a Big Peter. Right, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

So he. He was doing well, Bigfoot, and he started going to these tractor poles and was kind of a sideshow and was towing stuff. And one day Bob was watching Wide World of Sports and he got the idea that he could drive his. His truck over Cars. So he got a couple of cars from the junkyard and. And ran over him and had his. His buddy film it. And this tape went around and people really enjoyed it. A year later, he was at the Silver Dome. 1982. They sold it out to see Bigfoot run over cars.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did.

[Reno Collier]

Now, guys, I told you he had 48 inch wheels, right? Not at the Silver Dome. He broke down. He broke out 66s.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's taller than me.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, he got the. Yeah, exactly, Christy. He got him from a fertilizer spreader. I hope it was his fertilizer spreader.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You see a fertilizer spreader jacked up in a field somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Some farmer walking on blocks.

[Josh Arnold]

A farmer walking.

[Chick McGee]

Some.

[Reno Collier]

Some farmers watching the Silver Dome event and be like, margaret, I think I know what happened. Chandler said, I really never had the thought to build a monster truck. I had a stock Ford F250 pickup truck and kept putting bigger and bigger tires on it. Broke the axles, so I put bigger axles under the truck. Then I didn't have enough power, so I put a bigger engine in the truck. No, I think it sounded like you wanted to build a monster.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

They had a big race between Bigfoot and USA1. USA1. Seems to me like it might have been the second monster truck, and it was on the show. That's incredible.

[Josh Arnold]

I love this. Hell, yeah.

[Reno Collier]

Christy, who hosted that?

[Christy Lee]

That. That's incredible.

[Chick McGee]

John Davidson, Fran Tarkington, and Kathy Lee Crosby.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it Kathy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

No. Kathy Lee Crosby, Olympic gymnast, I believe, is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what was Kathy? Was it Cross? It was Crosby, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Not Gifford. Yeah, yeah.

[Reno Collier]

Not Gifford.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Kathy Lee.

[Reno Collier]

Wasn't there a Kathy Rigby?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That was a gymnast.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, that was.

[Reno Collier]

Crosby was the. A very good tennis player, I believe. And bigfoot. Bigfoot beat USA1 in that race, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Reno Collier]

That's incredible. Not to be. That was a successful show. Yes, very successful. That's inedible. Not a good show.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you've been to my house on Sunday night dinner, huh?

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, I think it was. I think that was Fran Drescher.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, it's a shoe.

[Chick McGee]

Bobby Fleckman, you know. You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We are speaking with comedian Greg Warren. Greg's new comedy special will be making its debut just a little bit down the road on Nate Bargazzi's special YouTube channel. The Greg Warren specialist Entitled the Chat. I got to see Greg working it out. It's going to be terrific. I can't wait to see the final edit, Greg. But in the meantime, today's topic is Bigfoot.

[Josh Arnold]

Greg, are you afraid of being sued by the filmmakers of the Jon Voight Ricky Schroeder film the Champ?

[Reno Collier]

You know, Josh, I. I honestly had thought of that, and I did. That's what I wanted to tell the listeners. It's not. That's a great movie.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Reno Collier]

This.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Reno Collier]

It's not. My. My project's a little different. My. It's. Mine's good, too. It's a little sadder than the Champ.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Ricky Schroeder, when he became older, he insisted on being called Rick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Schroeder. NYPD Blue days.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Bigfoot. So that was technically the sort of the first monster truck. Now, there are dozens of them.

[Reno Collier]

Oh, there's dozens. So what they started doing, Tom, they were like the side shows, these big trucks at, like, tractor poles. Then they became the main event, and they would have these. They would have, like, these races, and they would be, like, brackets, you know, so you'd get eliminated in the first round, and these trucks were still hanging around, and in between rounds, they would. They didn't want to go home. They would go out and they would just sort of, like, screwing around out there, doing tricks, and those things got popular. One of the first guys to do that was a fellow named Dennis Anderson. His truck was Grave Digger.

[Josh Arnold]

Very popular.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Reno Collier]

Grave Digger is a. Is a big time truck. As a matter of fact, guys, as long as we're talking about it, we're right at the end of the Monster Jam season, and I thought I'd give you the standings.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Reno Collier]

Zombie is. Zombie is in first place.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Reno Collier]

Gravedigger is in second place. Now, guys, this. There's been, like, 30 grave diggers. It's like the Dread Pirate Roberts like.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes. It's sort of the Shamu of monster.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah. Yes. Yes. Classroom Crusher is in third place.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Classroom Crusher?

[Chick McGee]

Never heard of that one.

[Reno Collier]

Classroom Crusher. And then in fourth place right now. Now. El Toro Loco. Josh, could you translate that for me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It means the bearded unicorn. No, no, it's the crazy bull. Of course.

[Reno Collier]

The crazy Bowl.

[Chick McGee]

El Toro Loco.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to think Classroom Crusher is a monster bus.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, I don't think it is. You know, there's 12. 12, 12 contestants that are in the series, and I hate to say this because you don't like to pick on people, but it's a rough year for Megalodon.

[Chick McGee]

He's. He's.

[Reno Collier]

He's in 12th place right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And big. Bigfoot's no longer in the mix. Right.

[Reno Collier]

Bigfoot had some. They parted ways in the late 90s.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they retired him or.

[Reno Collier]

I. I think there was, like, there was. He sort of withdrew. I think there was some legal battles.

[Josh Arnold]

He still shows up at conventions and stuff. You can get his autograph.

[Tom Griswold]

I have actually just hosted one of these things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So I. I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're great. I was down on the floor when they were. You do the announcement in the beginning. You're down there, and you did the announcement.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I got to ride in one. We. Were you there for that one, too? Yeah, Wrote in it. Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had a. I had an old car crushed by Bigfoot. Yep. At. At a. A state fair event. Bigfoot was there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, did they ask.

[Reno Collier]

You to do that, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, do it. They. They. They bought the car, and, boy, I needed it at the time. I don't know. They bought the car.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the Renault alliance.

[Chick McGee]

I got to go out and knock the windows out before Bigfoot crushed it. And there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Awesome.

[Reno Collier]

I mean, I'm. I'm. I. I've always in. Enjoyed you guys, but I don't think I've ever been more impressed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was something else.

[Reno Collier]

Tom, Tom, could you give me a Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

[Josh Arnold]

Not bad at all. Really. Not bad.

[Chick McGee]

Big Peter was a.

[Josh Arnold]

A.

[Tom Griswold]

Big Peter is gigantic. He will crush it at a revolvo. Forget it, Bigfoot. Oh, it was the best we had. I. I even have at my house, I've got the miniature Gravedigger, which. It's an electronic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean a remote control.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, remote control.

[Josh Arnold]

It's grave. I. Greg, I can do it. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and cherry on. That's. No, that's not the right chick.

[Reno Collier]

Could I get a. Come see the big boys and their big toys.

[Chick McGee]

Come see the big boys and their big, big, big, big toys.

[Tom Griswold]

It's massive mayhem with Megalodon.

[Reno Collier]

Megalodon, the mayhem is a little less massive this year. He's in 12th place.

[Tom Griswold]

And those things. Do they have any resemblance even to a truck anymore or any. Isn't. Isn't every. It's. They're all.

[Josh Arnold]

There's one that looks like a dinosaur.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they're. The frames aren't even. They're just.

[Reno Collier]

They're custom made.

[Tom Griswold]

They're completely custom.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, they. They're custom made. So they're not like, adapted with parts.

[Josh Arnold]

There are no stock monster trucks.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'll tell you this. I can remember the first time I went to one.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I was walking in. It was the Dome, which seats whatever, 60,000 plus. And as I was walking in, a lot of people were walking the other way. And I'm thinking, oh, geez, they must have canceled the event. And. No, no, it was so sold out that they were turning people away.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was. It was incredibly noisy. And I remember buying. What do you call, like, those airport headsets for the kids? The ones. Yeah. Just to get the sound. And then after about the first half hour, you're breathing some really heavy toxic fumes.

[Reno Collier]

I bet you those redneck blue collar kids were making fun of your kids with those.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was Little Lord Fauntleroy. These are called Topsiders. You read that? No, it was. We had a great time. It was terrific. And a lot of. A lot of people that came were driving pickup trucks with very large wheels, of course. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Reno Collier]

This is a quote I enjoyed. It said, when you talk about 60,000 people in a stadium, you can't have that many rednecks in one market.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Reno Collier]

I play a lot of those markets. You can.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm telling you, I. They're really entertaining.

[Christy Lee]

They are entertaining.

[Tom Griswold]

Highly recommend.

[Reno Collier]

I'm going. I've never been doing this stuff. I gotta go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, when you see them fly over the one. I remember one of them, they brought out a. An rv. Yeah. And they kind of pretended it was like a mobile home for somebody. And then they crushed it and the crowd went nuts. No one wants to live this trailer. Boom.

[Chick McGee]

It was like a big. Went through someone's kitchen.

[Josh Arnold]

It was crush that mansion.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Reno Collier]

They're not crushing stuff anymore, though, I think. They're not crushing car. Yeah, they're.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

What are they doing, guys?

[Christy Lee]

Just jumping over big hills and stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. I'll go with you, Greg. I've never been either.

[Jeff Oskay]

Greg, in your. In your research, did you find out. Is it true that they will sell you the whole scene seat, but you only need the egg?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that a rumor?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let me tell you something. Whoever came up with that originally.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Should be like in some hall of fame.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Christy Lee]

Or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Now can you deliver it for me, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

We'll sell you the whole seat, but you only need the air. Hilarious.

[Reno Collier]

In their big toys.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I just googled this. The Bigfoot has toured internationally, all across Asia, the Middle East, Australia and Europe.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, classic. Tom, as you're telling us about Bigfoot, he's googling Bigfoot.

[Reno Collier]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just wanted to know. I wanted to know because I, I knew that it wasn't. It was no longer part of the competition. But yeah, he's.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, he's, he's retired, but he's. And they don't have that. He used to have a shop up there on Lindbergh and 70 and you could drive by and see they park Bigfoot out there. It's not up there anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. It's gone. It was always great, always exciting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Reno Collier]

As a kid I was like, that's Bigfoot right there in our city.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well. Well, thank you, Greg. Once again, we look forward to Greg's video. The champ recorded some great stand up comedy coming out on Nate Bargazzi special YouTube channel. Thank you so much, Greg.

[Reno Collier]

You bet, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

See you, man.

[Christy Lee]

Bye, buddy.

[Reno Collier]

See you later.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the ish. Oh, that is. That is awesome. Oh, what's Coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up we have. I know you guys always complain about being married, but what if you had three wives in three different counties and they didn't know about each other? That would be Hunt. That's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really something.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not gonna end well, is it?

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna do that story now? I gotta go make a phone call.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Of May in Indy.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Trickster.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oski's here. I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Just thinking about the days of the monster trucks. Was talked with comedian Greg Warren about the monster trucks. Always a blast when they come through town. I highly recommend going to see them now. Christy Lee has also hosted a monster truck show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've been to a few and rich.

[Tom Griswold]

Ridden in a monster.

[Christy Lee]

Ridden in one. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd you get up in it?

[Christy Lee]

A help with a ladder.

[Josh Arnold]

A ladder? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be great though?

[Christy Lee]

They're over my head. Literally.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have one of those. You're trying to park it. Oh, well, I guess you kind of park wherever you want.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Even have to worry about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Park on top of somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Be cool. Christy Lee is at the Bob and.

[Christy Lee]

Tom News for driving those on the road.

[Josh Arnold]

Must be right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Must be.

[Christy Lee]

Although there are some trucks out there right now that are as big as.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

They're like as wide as two lanes. You know what I'm talking. Those big.

[Chick McGee]

If you have brake lights or tail lights, it's okay. Right. That's street legal, whatever it is. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I think, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's up to you to know how high it is in case you want to go under a bridge.

[Josh Arnold]

That's for sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Always kind of strikes me as being unusual. They have the height of the bridge on the bridge.

[Christy Lee]

So I always thought that was if you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're approaching it at 50 miles an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, now sometimes they will have a. Yeah, a sign beforehand. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

If it's.

[Tom Griswold]

But shouldn't they have like a balsa.

[Chick McGee]

Wood.

[Josh Arnold]

A little trial?

[Tom Griswold]

Like a, like a. What do you call a trial?

[Josh Arnold]

Like drive throughs have?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like a. Like a test. You know, this is. This is a template.

[Chick McGee]

You mean like a pumpkin pricer? Is that what you're trying?

[Tom Griswold]

This is a template of the bridge. You're gonna go under at 75 miles an hour a mile. If you hit this thing and destroy it, you better stop.

[Josh Arnold]

I was driving a huge truck through Boston, downtown Boston, and there was a bridge and it said the measurement of the bridge and the measurement was the exact height that was put on my. That was on the truck. And I couldn't do anything. I just had to go. And I was like, this will be interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I made it under no problem. But I'd love to have seen foot.

[Christy Lee]

Of how close it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, if you have trouble, you let the air out of your tires.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is absolutely what I would have had to have done.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I would. Or raise the bridge a standard size for trucks and a standard size for overpasses, so this wouldn't be an issue.

[Josh Arnold]

I think typically that's why you don't see signs prior to the bridge. But when it's a weird bridge, like an old one, you'll see signs.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a bridge you go under every day and there's a huge dent in it that somebody put in.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it happens.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there's the one right over there that I know someone has hit. That's on a regular city street, but yeah, that's scary. In any event, thanks to Greg Warren for telling us about the monster trucks. And Greg is going to be releasing that new project.

[Christy Lee]

It's gonna be awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Nate Bargetzi's YouTube channel and it's terrific. Greg is so funny.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta hear us laughing on it, won't you, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And Oscar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we were all there.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a nice letter about Greg's show over the weekend. So he's doing great out there. It's great to see that happening. He's such a nice guy. Now, Christy, where were we? We were visiting the news desk. I forgot. I think I've lost my place.

[Christy Lee]

We're in Florida. Back to the Florida man. This Florida man is. Got his clothes on. But he was arrested for marrying three women in three different counties. Mr. Henry, Betsy Jr.

[Josh Arnold]

He was arrested because he wanted to.

[Christy Lee]

Be well, he was charged with felony bigamy.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's big of all of them.

[Christy Lee]

He married Tanya in 2020, Brandi in early 2020.

[Josh Arnold]

So far, these names track.

[Christy Lee]

And Michelle later that same year.

[Chick McGee]

Michelle Shelley.

[Tom Griswold]

Check.

[Christy Lee]

The wives did not know about each other. Tanya discovered the truth, reported him, and all three women believe that he married them for their money.

[Chick McGee]

Tanya's a troublemaker. You can hear it in the name.

[Josh Arnold]

They married me for the money. I make 32,5 a year.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pay for the Camel Cash.

[Chick McGee]

Camel? I didn't know there was Camel cash. Oh, I know about Marlboro Dollars, but I don't know about.

[Jeff Oskay]

They had Camel Cash back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy, then, at least he had the brains. They're all from different places, different counties.

[Christy Lee]

In the state of Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So he's not an idiot.

[Christy Lee]

He's not going state to state. At least he only has to go a county over. Yeah, two of the wives got domestic violence orders. One says she kicked him out after. Just five days after his arrest, Henry filed for divorce and annulment.

[Chick McGee]

Christ.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you think when there were tornado alerts you would go, well, looks like Tanya's safe, but old Brandy's in trouble, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Get there. Well, maybe not. Florida's easy marriage process may have helped him pull it off, according to officials. Ah, I don't know how easy it is to get married in Florida, but here's the picture.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them. She's looks fine girl.

[Christy Lee]

Is it Brandy? Is she a fine girl?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Michelle. Oh, very attractive. Attractive. Well, there's a good joke I could do, but I better not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you probably should just let it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thomas Jefferson.

[Chick McGee]

Let it go.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're a good guest.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't Charles Coral the one that had a wife in another state or something?

[Josh Arnold]

How have they not made a movie of that yet?

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Charles Carl did the famous on the road segments for CBS News. They were really great. And when he died, they found out that he. He had another family that the other didn't know about.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody would have thought there was anything nefarious about that guy.

[Christy Lee]

No, for lack of a better term, you're right. He was such a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how you get away with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, same thing with you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They go, josh is such a nice guy. Oh, yeah. Then when the truth comes out, we're all going, we had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, all my neighbors are going to go, man. He was. He seemed. He just read on his porch. We had no Idea there were 24 women. Women in his basement.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought all that horror movie stuff was a joke. I have no idea. Now we're going to be hanging out. We got a lot going on and I'm in a good mood.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for the warning, which is important.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad to hear it. I don't know why you feel motivated to announce it, but. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

When you mentioned another, we had the Florida man thing. Really is a thing. And when you mentioned that nude guy earlier, I thought it was this one, the soap called Birthday suit Bandit. We had that story last week where the guy was trying to break into a house naked. So there seems to be happy birthday kind of a. Kind of a theme here. I mean that, that takes a lot of balls.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Although this guy was his age, probably mostly sack. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show show.

[Chick McGee]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@Bob and Tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Event coming up at the race.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Hi, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there.

[Chick McGee]

The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Jeff OSKAY. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We've got a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is. It is. It is a comedian, Reno Collier. Hey, Reno.

[Greg Warren]

Good morning, my friends. How are we today?

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Reno.

[Greg Warren]

What's up, buddy?

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice to see you. Dude.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I was, I just, I just stopped talking because the way you said, how are you? It sounded like you were a preacher a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Huh? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to really. Maybe, maybe it's time for you to switch gears. Enough of this stand up. You'd have a weekly, a weekly pulpit. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

I could use God to help me sell some tickets, that's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a couple of stand ups that have made that change. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Kinnison was a preacher, right? That's the famous one, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, he made the switch. No, I'm not, I'm not sure if there are any. Any have gone from stand up to preacher.

[Christy Lee]

Usually preacher to stand up, preacher to stand up.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's quite, it's quite similar.

[Greg Warren]

Or teachers make it like rehab places sometimes. That's kind of preaching. Maybe I will. Maybe I'll start my own deal.

[Christy Lee]

Start your own church. You can write it off.

[Greg Warren]

Very good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure if you could run. Maybe you could run as an independent at the conclave.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, our Our lady of country fried takes.

[Tom Griswold]

When's the last time a pope had a beard?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I know. I know that the gre. The Greek Orthodox, those guys have the ZZ Top beards.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, they're killer.

[Greg Warren]

Dude, I could be pope.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, I.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I think.

[Greg Warren]

I think I'd be a cool pope.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have that full. The really huge Santa Claus beard those guys have.

[Greg Warren]

I'll have it by Chris list.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Are you gonna not shave?

[Greg Warren]

No. I mean, I let it go a little bit, but it's turning white fast.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Greg Warren]

I'm getting that Kenny Rogers kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Right now. It's only. It's only going white on the right side of your face, which is weird, right?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, and it grows faster over there too. It's got, like, a skunk thing going.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I could change it.

[Christy Lee]

Wear a beard. Was innocent. The 7th or the 12th. Who held the position from 1691 to 1700.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

I'm taking it way back. Yeah, we're going way back.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This. This kind of. Remember what I was. I was reminded of something you were. I was saying. I don't know why I said it. You sounded kind of like a preacher earlier. Yeah. And it was a comedian. You get really upset if you think someone's taken one of your bits. Oh, yeah, a friend of mine. This is completely true. A friend of mine is a. Is a preacher, and he was telling me one day that there were. There are notorious cases of guys, like, stealing his stuff. And he said, now everything's out there in the Internet. Yeah, they'll grab somebody's. Hey, this is a pretty good sermon. I think I'll borrow this. They're missing that one commandment, apparently.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I'd love to hear him in the back. Like, he's doing my Barabbas bit.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I mean?

[Greg Warren]

That was my hack.

[Tom Griswold]

Heard it. I was the first one to do that sermon on the mound bit. It's a baseball thing. We're talking with comedian Reno Collier. Reno, are you working on your new book?

[Josh Arnold]

Book?

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Greg Warren]

Yes, sir. I got one today. We can see if it'll be an installment by the, you know, responses.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Only.

[Greg Warren]

Only the best get in the book.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay. Well, let's.

[Chick McGee]

We'll.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get. We'll be the judge. Go ahead.

[Greg Warren]

All right, so I Overheard someone say, we are only as strong as our biggest secret allows us to be. I think it means if you're carrying around the weight of something, it deters you from being your best self. It takes up space in your mind and soul and it reflects on all your decisions. My wife has a friend who is married to a really, really wealthy dude. BMW is huge house, enormous diamond ring. When they got divorced, she said, the hell with him. I'm selling it all. I'm selling the ring. She took the ring to the jeweler and he said, this is amazing. I have never seen a Tiffany ring setting with a cubic zirconia in.

[Tom Griswold]

In it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that old gag, huh?

[Greg Warren]

That's right. For 18 years, that man was carrying around the weight of knowing that at any time she could wander into a jeweler just for a cleaning and find out she was wearing a three carat prize from the claw machine in a pilot truck stop. And I know nothing about them. But that one secret could change the dynamic of their relationship. On a daily basis. You get in an argument and she's like, one more word out of you and I'll flush this ring down the toilet. Now, if the ring is real, your reaction is, honey, no, listen, I love you. Let's work it out. But if you know the ring's fake, you're like, good, flush it. Hell, I'll do it. I don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't.

[Greg Warren]

Just do the ring. Why don't you start with that Rolex I got you in Tijuana? Squirt ketchup on the Picassos. I don't care. Hair you wouldn't know high quality if it was right under your nose, which is fake too. You see what I mean? It's a mess. Now, my wife and I are different in how we deal with having a secret. If I blow a secret, it's normally because I never listen to everything someone tells me. I'm a comic. I don't care what they say. I'm thinking about when it's my turn to talk again. So their words are computers, but not all of them. I seem to forget the whole don't ever tell anyone about this part. You know what I mean? Someone's having a conversation. I hear a subject come up. I know a little bit about it, and I hop in. Are y'all talking about Billy Neal? He just. He had four kids. He didn't know about that. He found out on Ancestry and Me, and they're like, our daughter just got engaged to him last Friday. Well, looky there. Instant family My wife, on the other hand, who I love more than life itself. But let me just put it like this. If she's ever in the CIA, start prepping, it'll go like this. You will tell us where your husband is, or torture will follow. Hell, no. I ain't saying nothing. Kiss my ass. Okay, you want to play tough? In my pocket is a $500 gift card to Nordstrom, and their shoe sale starts today.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a.

[Greg Warren]

He's a mission. Barbecue. Get in the car.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll drive.

[Greg Warren]

I'll give you a Social Security number. Keeping secrets is tricky because we all need to talk to each other. And holding things in can eat you alive. But we really need to be careful who we trust. I find that your loved ones who have your best interest at heart are good, are people that have more to lose than you do from the secret getting out.

[Tom Griswold]

Out.

[Greg Warren]

I, for one, unless it's something really serious, would rather not know someone's secrets. Like that whole thing about Josh and Oscar using the Bob and Tom credit card at the strip club. I just would not even want to know this stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

You know what I mean. I'm Reno Collier. That's my country.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you first wrote that Reno was the nose fake.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that a. Oh, yeah. Was that joke adjusted?

[Greg Warren]

No, that was real.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

I wrote that last night. No, I mean that. That was supposed to be one of the better.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I like that. I was wondering if you. If you'd written down boobs, crossed it out and. But no, no, your nose is fake.

[Greg Warren]

I thought. I thought boobs. And I was. I was going back and forth with it, but, you know, under your nose.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's got to be under your nose. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you also debate doing the CIA agent with a Russian accent?

[Greg Warren]

Yes. I went back and forth. I thought to myself, you know, in this day and age, who can I still make fun of that's not going to set some weirdo off online? So I went.

[Reno Collier]

I went.

[Greg Warren]

I went Russian. And then it came in and out of probably a couple other dialects. You know, I know how to do them. I'm just not allowed to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, so sad. Well, thanks, Reno. It's always a pleasure.

[Greg Warren]

Hey, can I pitch a couple dates real quick?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely, absolutely.

[Greg Warren]

The 15th, I'll be with the cable guy in Shippenburg, Pennsylvania. Then Bensulam, Pennsylvania. Then wound socket, Rhode Island. Coming up. 15, 16, 17. Thank you, guys.

[Chick McGee]

I love you.

[Greg Warren]

Have a great week, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

You too, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello to Larry the Cable Guy for us.

[Greg Warren]

I'll tell him Man.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Thank you. Right now I want to talk about the official coffee of the Bob and Tom show. We've switched things up. We got a whole new green room Java House. This machine that we have is really cool. I want to thank office H2O. It's an all new water system. It's taking our water, purifying it, and then you press one button, it comes out hot. Another button that comes out at room temperature, another one fizzy water.

[Christy Lee]

Sparkling. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's perfect because we've also got Java House coffee and lots of other Java House stuff all over the place. Let me grab one. Here we go. This is one of the cops. It's like I said, it's a little bit bigger than a Keurig cup. And inside, you don't have to put it in a machine. You just peel this little top off and pour. So if you want to have, in this case, this is the cold brew, Colombian. You can pour this in hot water, cold water, whatever you like. And it's done. As they say. Voila.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, Mike wrote in. He said thank you for turning me on to Java House. I love it so much. I was telling everyone about it. I gave out samples. Now I am out of coffee. Oh, Tom, buy me some Java House coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

There's a listener.

[Tom Griswold]

We call it peel and Pour. They've got tea, coffee, lattes, energy drinks, hydration drinks, Josh's favorite, the hot cocoa. So see what I'm talking about. Get [e-mail]. that promo code, by the way, quite useful. It's Bob and Tom. One long word, spell it out. B, O, B, A, N, D, T, O, m. That'll knock 25% off your order. So get rid of the machines and just go with this baby and grab. This is good if you're traveling. It's perfect at home. And check out the beautiful flavors of coffee, tea, et cetera, et cetera. It's Java House and you'll find all the [e-mail] 25% off with the code. Bob and Tom right now. Java House, the official coffee. Java House, the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair, Steven Singer's limited.

[Josh Arnold]

Edition brand new blue moon 24 karat gold dipped rose for Mom's Day, available Now, limited quantity, though. Get yours today. And I hate Stephen Singer.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick Magee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. If you had a chance, go to Bob and tom dot com. Got a brand new set of T shirts out there. Very limited edition and available for a very limited time.

[Chick McGee]

Chic, aren't they? Chic.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. Cool. I know that. I've got an update if you're wondering about the the Pope odds.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, the Conclave starts in a couple days. Right. And you can actually bet on which one of these cardinals will become the Pope. Out front. It looks like a 30% chance of winning is a Pietro Powerlin from Italy. In second place, Luis Antonio Tagli from the Philippines at 25%. Matteo Zupi from Italy, 15%.

[Christy Lee]

I like that name.

[Tom Griswold]

Zupi.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like some zoopy really good pasta.

[Christy Lee]

It does. Or a soup.

[Tom Griswold]

Z U P P I'd like to zoopy.

[Chick McGee]

I think, I think, I think zupa is soup. Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

And then in fourth place right now, it of the contenders is Peter Turkson. Obviously my, my favorite of the monkeys.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? No, it's Peter Turdson. What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Dorkson. T T U R K S O N. Okay. From Ghana, no less. And then Robert Serra from Guinea. Those are the considered to be the top five. But as they said the last time, the guy that became Pope Francis wasn't even in the top 10 when they went into it. So who knows. But the fact that you can bet on it is. I don't know. I think it's sad and alarming. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Hi. How'd you get to health? Funny story. We have Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. What else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

A woman in Florida fended off a bear attack with a bag of cookies. Recently, Kristen Savage told WESH 2 that she was walking her dog Ringo in front of their house in the Sylvan Lake Reserve.

[Chick McGee]

R I N G no, that's not it.

[Christy Lee]

When a bear snuck up behind her and started biting her dog. Dog. Ms. Savage said she tried to pick Ringo up and away from the animal before trying to scare it off. When that didn't work, she pulled out a bag of cookies and smacked the bear across the face with it. That was enough to shift the bear's attention to the cookies and allow Ms. Savage and Ringo to escape with only minor injuries. Ms. Savage believes the bear was just trying to protect its cubs and said she will be more cautious when going out in the future.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Who carries a bag of cookies on a dog walk? That's what I'd like to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, when I go on a walk, I like to have a snack handy. You can't walk that far without a little sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

A dozen chip ahoys.

[Chick McGee]

That's how I measure my walk. How many cookies can I.

[Christy Lee]

Let's see, what else do we have? Oh. Scientists say a trained seal can do what they they once thought was a human only skill.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Call customer service.

[Christy Lee]

Actually recognizing the beat in music Chick Ronan.

[Chick McGee]

No, they can't.

[Tom Griswold]

I watched the video of this. It's this. This seal is right on beat.

[Christy Lee]

A 15 year old California sea lion can groove to several genres, but her talent shines most in bobbing to disco hits like Boogie Wonderland.

[Chick McGee]

Boogie Wonderland. Great song.

[Christy Lee]

Ronan's abilities, together with those of a few other birds and primates, have upended the long held idea that the ability to respond to music and recognize a beat was distinctly human.

[Josh Arnold]

So no matter how fast the beat, it can keep up. Yeah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I think Rodney danced to Boogie Wonderland in some movie a Caddyshack. Caddyshack.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Certain. Certain. What is it? Species or genuses? I forget of seals are better at this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, especially the. The middle sea lion there. That was for you, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, how many thoughts on that? That remark just.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not familiar with the beat known as the middle C. Or is it a note?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a note.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. So it's your middle semi invalid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course it's invalid. Are we going to start. Are we gonna start fact checking jokes?

[Josh Arnold]

We better not.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

There's a guy who has a dog online and the dog. There's one song the dog dances to and.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He'd like the dog will not stop bothering the guy until he plays a song for.

[Christy Lee]

My dogs hate it when I dance.

[Chick McGee]

They hate it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Frankie, she jumps on me every time I start to dance. She doesn't want me dancing.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe she's trying to dance with you.

[Christy Lee]

I try that, then she gets even more mad.

[Chick McGee]

Is Frankie a girl or a guy?

[Christy Lee]

Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

But can she keep a beat?

[Christy Lee]

No, I've never asked.

[Chick McGee]

Does she want to lead while you're dancing?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, could be.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Christy Lee]

Animal lovers in Arizona rescued a mare and her foal from a deep mud pit near Huber Overgaard. Betty Nixon, a friends of the Herbert Heber wild Horses Hoover.

[Chick McGee]

Heber.

[Christy Lee]

Heber got the alert Saturday morning. When she arrived with a neighbor, five people were already on the scene, they had pulled the foul. The foul, the foal out. Nixon told KSAZ tv, one man named Andy became the hero. He's always a hero in my book. He jumped into the mud without hesitation. Despite the risks from the thrashing wild horse, it took over an hour to free the mama to freed the mayor. Oh, yeah, that's sweet of them to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the horse in the derby this weekend is stuck in the mud. Mud?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't do well.

[Chick McGee]

How do they run that fast on mud?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

When they were going around the turns, I was afraid they're gonna slip.

[Christy Lee]

Right. How do they not?

[Chick McGee]

It's unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

You would think that would be so dangerous for those animals.

[Tom Griswold]

They got the shoes on and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's. Here's a video of the horse stuck.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's like that scene in Never Ending Story. A tray you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've never seen Never Ending Story. Yeah, I don't have that kind of time.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they. Did somebody have to swim underneath that horse to put the rope?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be really dangerous. Yes, but they, they, they got. They got her out. So it's. It's a story with a happy end.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

A Michigan woman's home has become overrun with more than 65 rabbits.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, that horse's skin has never looked better.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Nice mud facial.

[Chick McGee]

Mud bath.

[Josh Arnold]

Bath glowing.

[Christy Lee]

65 rabbits. Rabbits that will not stop breeding, according to M. Live Saginaw county animal care and control officers. How good is rabbit bonded to the home? After the resident said she'd been overwhelmed by her pet rabbit population.

[Chick McGee]

Duh.

[Christy Lee]

She explained that she bought a few rabbits as pets for her children, but soon found herself unable to handle the rapid breeding.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Officers collected more than 65 adults and kits from her home.

[Tom Griswold]

Home.

[Christy Lee]

Though many female rabbits were pregnant and had been delivering new bunnies daily, she's.

[Josh Arnold]

Now selling keychains on Etsy.

[Christy Lee]

The animals are currently receiving veterinary care and will be made available for adoption once they have been sterilized, cured of disease, and deemed healthy.

[Tom Griswold]

That place had to stink.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just a regular. A regular house with 65 rabbits.

[Christy Lee]

Well, hopefully they were out in the garage or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Something 65.

[Christy Lee]

It's a lot of rabbits.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

If she had a proper hutch, I wouldn't be there. May be a mom and pop restaurant down the street that has a stew.

[Chick McGee]

Rabbit stew this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, as Josh points out, you get a free lucky rabbit's foot keychain with every bowl that you get. Hey. Hi. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom Show. We are here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

Federal agents have seized nearly $730,000 in fake cigarettes in Texas. U.S. customs say the shipment arrived from Vietnam at the Miami Seaport. It was detained at the Laredo port of entry.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Agents found 18,000 cartons with counterfeit markings. And if real, the cigarettes would have been worth about $730,000. What were they? Were they.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Were they just paper with paper or what? Tea leaves or. What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have any.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they were cigarettes. They were probably cigarettes, but they were just not. If it said Marlboro's, they were probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They're counterfeit, so I'm sure they're made to look like regular Americans.

[Josh Arnold]

There's some lesser.

[Chick McGee]

Is there money?

[Christy Lee]

Can you buy? Can you. Are you grow tobacco? Vietnam?

[Chick McGee]

Are you made in counterfeit cigarettes? Really? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't seem like a growth industry.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's the, you know, the tax on cigarettes is huge, so I'm sure that there'd be big money in it. Do you see the one that. The package they show.

[Chick McGee]

You're talking like you're at the bottom of this, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, you're a little.

[Josh Arnold]

You've got money in this, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You're concerned they can have my fake counterfeit cigarettes when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

[Tom Griswold]

See, this Camel in this picture clearly has two humps. That's obviously.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who came up with that? I mean, Brown and Williamson is the tobacco company who came up with. Let's call them Camels. You know, I mean, it. It sounds. It seems, you know, natural now, but.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't seem like the name of a cigarette.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it supposed to be a break, like an oasis? Is that the.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Cool now. Cool cigarette. That makes sense, I guess. Cool. Oh, you're cool.

[Christy Lee]

You're cool, man.

[Josh Arnold]

When you smoked, Jeff, what did you smoke?

[Jeff Oskay]

Camel.

[Josh Arnold]

Camel. Camel.

[Chick McGee]

Camel.

[Tom Griswold]

Filters or non filters?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, actually, I started with Marlboro Reds when I was like, 11 and then switched to.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

You're a juvenile delinquent.

[Jeff Oskay]

Vantage Ultralights. Because that's what my mom smoked.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna kill them really easy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then Camel non filtered and Then Camel wides, then Camel lights.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This says. Wow. Yeah, the cigarettes. Yeah, they were made to look like regular cigarettes. Counterfeit marks all over them, so. Yikes. Be careful out there. I'm sure they're just as healthy as the real ones, if not more so.

[Christy Lee]

Museum officials in the Netherlands say a child damaged a Mark Rothko painting worth over $56 million came to our museum. Spokesperson for the museum.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Ace.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not even gonna try.

[Chick McGee]

Valda, Skag, Baldor.

[Christy Lee]

Bon Von Bon. I wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't that far off.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you weren't.

[Christy Lee]

Told the BBC that the painting dubbed Gray Orange on maroon number eight.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it sucks.

[Christy Lee]

Let me see.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. There it is. It's just two rectangles, different colors.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody could crap that out in 10 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

I see gray.

[Josh Arnold]

I see orange.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not seeing maroon. That's green, kids.

[Christy Lee]

Or maybe a blue was damaged during an unguarded moment. The damage includes small scratches visible in the unvarnished paint layer near the bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just. I mean, who looks at. And goes, brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen this?

[Tom Griswold]

It's such a joke. It's two horizontal rectangles of different sizes. One orange, one sort of dark.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I feel nothing when I look. Look at it.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you say? How much was it worth?

[Christy Lee]

56 million.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like an equal sign. And one's way too big for the other one. That's all. Yeah, that's what it means.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it's for. You look at it. You come up with, look what I.

[Josh Arnold]

Have in my paper right now. These doodles. Way better.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. I drive across the world to see those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, you've been doing those all morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

You call that one 17 dicks? I. Or is it Die Count Rock?

[Christy Lee]

And he's an abstract expression.

[Josh Arnold]

My writing is bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's an abstract.

[Christy Lee]

He's an abstract expressionist painter who revolutionized abstract painting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's way dead. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He died in 70. But his work is known for its large scale. Vertically aligned rectangles of saturated color layered to create horizontal bands that vibrate. Seem to.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they don't.

[Christy Lee]

Eminent light.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Art history.

[Chick McGee]

I can smell it from here. It stinks.

[Josh Arnold]

You're telling me that's better than Dogs Playing Poker?

[Chick McGee]

How can that.

[Josh Arnold]

Professors would say yes. I don't understand.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, dogs playing poker, they're all different. They. They tell a story. Yes, that One is cheating. Trying to hand an ace to one of the other dogs. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like dogs playing poke.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So a kid defaced this painting.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Or improved. Who's to say?

[Tom Griswold]

Or critiqued it. This needs more crayon.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't. I'm not. I'm not good. We have, coming up, Lady Gaga in the news, Dolly Parton. And we have. Why does video game news. If you're waiting for Grand Theft Auto.

[Chick McGee]

6, why doesn't lady Gaga just come out and say the GS are pronounced like Hs? Lady haha or wise Lady Yaya or Haha?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm Lady Haha.

[Chick McGee]

It's time to turn the page. Lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Big crowd for her.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, massive. Like dangerous amounts.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was kind of worried that the people were going to get shoved into the sea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I went to a Lady Haha show, got shoved into the. The Black Sea. I'm not good on geography.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that, that would have been a really big crowd. No. This portion of the Bobby Tom show is brought to you by our friends.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Logging on.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. All your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Hi, Tricksters. Josh Arnold. Pat Godwin on assignment. I'm Chick McGee. There's Jeff Oskay and. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I'm just reading something. I want to see if you guys agree with this. I just stumbled on this article. The headline survey reveals growing acceptance of frugality.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A recent poll shows that being frugal is considered less tacky than it used to be.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that just another way of saying cheap?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this was tacky to be frugal.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize that.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't either.

[Tom Griswold]

60% of the people surveyed agree that it's less tacky than it was 10 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's tacky to be cheap. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think that's what they mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Like in an impolite way, almost.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Like act like you, like, have to go to the bathroom when the check comes.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, that's super tacky.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great. Okay. Then they make the distinction. Respondents were more likely to say frugality is about being careful with money as opposed to being cheap.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting that they. That. But in, in general, it would appear that people are less comfortable about talking about money than they have been in quite a while. But when they do talk about it, it's not a. Not too negative to be considered to be cheap. This is good news for Ace.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. By the way, it was very frugal.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, people asked me quite a bit of the day about Ace. Should be back relatively soon. He's dealing with some pretty serious health issues, getting himself sorted out, getting better.

[Christy Lee]

Every day, stronger every day.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll look forward to seeing a heat. It all started with a broken leg and kind of escalated later from there. But he's starting to feel better and we'll have a complete report on Ace pretty soon. And we look forward to having him back here in the studio. We certainly miss his. His jokes. But right now we return to Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, you gave him the eye, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

I did. For the word jokes or comment maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Hey. The release of Grand Theft Auto 6 has been delayed again until May 26, 2026.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

On Friday, Rockstar Games in a post on X apologized for the delay, but said it needed additional time to, quote, deliver the level of quality you can expect and deserve.

[Tom Griswold]

Build a bigger warehouse for the money.

[Christy Lee]

The latest setback for the sixth game of the hugely popular video game series. Apparently the parent company had some problems in Their stock, fell nearly 7% with the new news. So, yeah, if you're. Does your son play Grand Theft?

[Jeff Oskay]

Unfortunately.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

But he did tell me he's excited that they have an actual date set.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Because before he'd be like, it's coming out next fall. But since he's hoping since there's an actual date that then he can, you know, hold off a year before he gets to beat up prostitutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's not very good video games. It's leisure suit, Larry. I'm with you and damn right. Right. Remember that Tom.com enter Little Randy Bastard.

[Josh Arnold]

Would run around town.

[Chick McGee]

Leisure suit.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember. Leisure suit.

[Josh Arnold]

We would beg my dad to buy us le leisure suit, Larry. That's when like an R rated game.

[Chick McGee]

You had to put the floppy in and go.do leisure suit.com enter and it would start and bad. Are we gonna. Are we gonna do this or we. Did we get moved? We've been canceled. It's okay. I can take it. If we've been canceled, that's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. If you insist.

[Chick McGee]

I don't insist. No. I just say every day many has a history.

[Tom Griswold]

Many, many historic events happened this day and the next day and other days.

[Chick McGee]

All right, well, as long as you're into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Karl Marx looks the least funny of the Marx Brothers.

[Chick McGee]

Not. Yeah, not the guy from Mark's toys.

[Christy Lee]

No, remember. Didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when we were kids, Mark, there was Mattel and there was Marx. M A R X Marks.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They had to change that right away.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was in the 60s.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

So it would have been.

[Christy Lee]

Remember that.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, if it's a great toy, it's from Marks. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I can't come up with any clues.

[Christy Lee]

I'm looking it up for you.

[Tom Griswold]

And you love the Marx Brothers.

[Chick McGee]

I love the Marx Brothers. You sit me down and tell me there's any Marx Brothers movie on, I will.

[Tom Griswold]

Chico.

[Chick McGee]

Chico.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the. The least. Well remembered. The arsonist. Zippo Marks.

[Christy Lee]

Lewis Marks and Company made toys from 1919 to 1980.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Ten toys. Toy soldiers, toy guns, action figures, dolls, cars, model trains. Boy, they did a real.

[Chick McGee]

I think the Rifleman had an actual cap. Rifle. And it was from Marks.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Henry Cavill was a stoop. Superman, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, I believe the Witcher. You watch the Witcher on Netflix? You don't seem like a witcher.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Witcher.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the Witcher is a. Have you.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a witch hunter?

[Chick McGee]

He's a witch. He's a. He's a monster hunter.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Was crazy popular around the world. I did not see it.

[Chick McGee]

And I believe that he.

[Tom Griswold]

He's.

[Chick McGee]

He has eternity, eternal life, and he's always fighting monsters. He's been doing it forever. That's also a curse and will do it forever. And there's your plot. I see. There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Carnegie hall opened. It was originally called Music Hall.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you get there?

[Christy Lee]

Practice, practice, practice.

[Tom Griswold]

1891. Tchaikovsky was the guest conductor.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody you think? Everybody called him Petey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Petey. He played there. Then he went to Red Rocks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. A hell of a show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a. That's a great.

[Josh Arnold]

I have the bootleg.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, great. Yeah. Chaikowski at Red Rock. You know what I'm missing.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, this one's for you.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

1941.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Great movie. I like it, too.

[Christy Lee]

I hated that movie.

[Chick McGee]

And I like the long, longer cut, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're hunting subs tonight, kids. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1941, a Coco Chanel releases Chanel number five.

[Christy Lee]

Chanel number five still around.

[Chick McGee]

Does anyone know what happened to 1, 2, 3, 4?

[Christy Lee]

They didn't make the cut, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

And is there a 6, 7, 8, 9?

[Tom Griswold]

I think new Coke taught everyone a lesson here. You've got a great name brand to stick with it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Met Gala's tonight. You gonna watch?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I can't stand it.

[Chick McGee]

I like seeing people in whatever the fashion is. Like a kitchen utensil. You don't know if it's a dress, right? Or a potato masher. I.

[Josh Arnold]

Watching. Somebody's gonna be wearing a dress that has eat the Rich all over it. They just got there in their private effing jet. I hate them.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that Coco Chanel used to always refer to her favorite thing as the Coco Canal?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't. I know that. She called her boobs the Cocoa Puffs.

[Tom Griswold]

1961.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Coco had a cocoa butt.

[Tom Griswold]

That was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, that was Bobo Brazil the wrestler.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can see how you'd make the mistake. This is a quiz. Let's see for Josh.

[Reno Collier]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

1961, the first American to go into outer space.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Bixby Rudabaga.

[Chick McGee]

And he. Or Alan Shepard. Either one.

[Tom Griswold]

Alan Shepard.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

It's paving the way for. Paving the way for Katy Perry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and all the astronauts.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that really did no one any favors, did it?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very, very much. Lastly in the news, Dolly Parton News.

[Josh Arnold]

Something about her two boots.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's got a book coming.

[Tom Griswold]

This is sweet. Dolly Parton's the greatest. She was a pop up book.

[Chick McGee]

It's got to be a pop up studio.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a kids book.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. We'll release a new children's book next.

[Chick McGee]

Is it like Pat the Bunny?

[Christy Lee]

Billy the Kid Dances His Heart out is the third entry in her picture book series about her good dog, Billy the Kid. The story follows Billy, a French bulldog and musical superstar as he faces one of his biggest fears. Dancing in front of an aud to prepare for his big gig opening Dolly Parton's doggy dance party. P A W T Y Bill Dance potty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Billy enrolls in dance lessons and becomes smitten with his graceful and beautiful teacher, Bella. All right, Billy, you go. French bulldog.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so. This is good because in the first book, the dog Billy eats the remote control.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And at the end he goes to live on a farm. At least that's what they told the kids.

[Christy Lee]

That's really sad.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Billy. Billy's living on a farm, kids.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, it's gotta be.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out the the special celebratory month of May T shirt. It's only going to be available for a couple of weeks. It's on our website, bobandtom.com it's very cool, especially you race fans getting ready for the big event event in the month of May on the racetrack. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Former MLB All Star Sean Casey, aka the Mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park.

[Josh Arnold]

Take my 30 years of experience.

[Chick McGee]

Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned.

[Josh Arnold]

From the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries.

[Chick McGee]

I had to overcome.

[Josh Arnold]

Your mind is the most important tool.

[Tom Griswold]

You have in life.

[Reno Collier]

Be relentless.

[Chick McGee]

Keep charging.

[Josh Arnold]

It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world.

[Chick McGee]

That matters.

[Tom Griswold]

We talk about that. I don't know. I'm fired up.

[Chick McGee]

Baseball's back, and it's going to be incredible. I love it.

[Christy Lee]

The mayor's office with Sean Casey from Believe.

[Tom Griswold]

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