Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – May 5, 2025
Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
1. Cinco de Mayo Celebration
Tom Griswold introduces a celebratory segment dedicated to Cinco de Mayo, attempting to incorporate humor through a playful rendition of the phrase.
- Tom Griswold [01:22]: "There is a day I celebrate. It's called Cinco de Mayo. C I N C oh, this got."
The hosts engage in a lighthearted struggle to pronounce and sing "Cinco de Mayo," setting a festive tone for the morning.
2. Analyzing Hippie Slang from the 1960s
Tom Griswold brings forth an article discussing hippie slang from the 1960s, sparking a discussion on the persistence and evolution of these terms.
- Tom Griswold [07:16]: "Hey, a cool cat. That's easy, right?"
- Josh Arnold [07:25]: "Yeah, that's easy."
The conversation delves into terms like "crash hippie style," "dig," "far out," and "flower power," examining their meanings and relevance today. The hosts humorously debate the gender neutrality of certain slang and its continued usage in contemporary language.
3. Listener Letters and Anecdotes
Listeners contribute letters sharing quirky family sayings and personal anecdotes, leading to amusing exchanges among the hosts.
- Listener Kerry [17:45]: "Whenever we'd do something stupid, my father would say, 'You buy them books and all they do is chew on the covers.'"
- Another Listener Zach [19:56]: "If someone was talking too much, she'd give a woodpecker a headache."
These stories highlight humorous and sometimes baffling generational phrases, prompting laughter and playful criticism from Chick McGee and Tom Griswold.
4. The Conclave: Selecting a New Pope
Tom Griswold discusses the ongoing conclave for selecting a new Pope, incorporating jokes about the electoral process and the secrecy involved.
- Tom Griswold [22:16]: "They have to actually add a special chimney to the Sistine Chapel."
The hosts mock the modern adaptations for privacy, such as electronic jamming systems to prevent cell phone usage, and speculate humorously on the behaviors of the cardinals during the selection.
5. Sports Highlights and Updates
A comprehensive overview of recent sports events, including NBA playoffs, NHL playoff drama, and the Kentucky Derby, is provided.
- Chick McGee [33:07]: "NBA playoffs last night, an amazing NHL playoff game. Unbelievable. The Blues took it on the chin last night in double overtime and the Jets advance."
A standout moment covers the NHL game where the St. Louis Blues lost a double-overtime lead to the Winnipeg Jets, highlighting the unpredictability and excitement of playoff sports.
In the Kentucky Derby segment:
- Chick McGee [37:38]: "Every horse that ran in the Kentucky Derby has something in common—descended from Secretariat."
The discussion emphasizes Secretariat's enduring legacy in horse racing, with all Derby contenders tracing their lineage back to this legendary stallion.
6. News Segment Highlights
Christy Lee presents a series of intriguing and humorous news stories, with the hosts adding their comedic takes.
- Austrian Monk Mummification [73:09]:
- Christy Lee [73:09]: "An 1819th century Austrian monk who died of tuberculosis was mummified in an extremely unusual way."
- Tom Griswold [74:44]: "They shoved wood chips and fabric into his abdomen through his anus."
The hosts humorously critique the bizarre preservation method, blending historical curiosity with irreverent humor.
- Road Rage Incident [88:02]:
- Christy Lee [88:02]: "A Florida woman was arrested for defecating on a car during a road rage incident."
- Tom Griswold [89:02]: "She couldn't think it through. You don't have a loot bag."
This story garners laughter as the hosts imagine the absurdity and irrationality of the act, emphasizing the extreme reactions in road rage situations.
- Trained Seal Recognizes Musical Beat [142:11]:
- Christy Lee [142:11]: "A trained seal can recognize the beat in music, an ability once thought to be uniquely human."
- Greg Warren [135:07]: "If you're carrying around the weight of something, it deters you from being your best self."
The segment marvels at animal intelligence, with the seal's ability to groove to disco hits like "Boogie Wonderland," sparking awe and amusement among the hosts.
7. Interview with Comedian Greg Warren on Monster Trucks
Greg Warren joins the show to discuss the history and evolution of monster trucks, particularly focusing on iconic figures like Bigfoot and Grave Digger.
- Greg Warren [131:35]: "I Overheard someone say, 'We are only as strong as our biggest secret allows us to be.'"
Greg outlines how monster trucks transitioned from side shows to main events, detailing the creation and legacy of Bigfoot and other prominent trucks in the industry.
- Reno Collier: "Bigfoot partook in a race against USA1, securing his place as the first true monster truck."
The conversation covers the popularity and cultural significance of monster trucks, highlighting memorable events and the impact they've had on motorsports entertainment.
8. Real ID Deadline Reminder
Christy Lee reminds listeners about the upcoming Real ID deadline, stressing its importance for domestic travel and access to federal facilities.
- Christy Lee [95:05]: "Starting Wednesday, May 7th, you need a Real ID compliant license or ID card to fly domestically in the U.S."
Tom Griswold shares his personal experience navigating the complex requirements to obtain a Real ID, adding humor to the bureaucratic challenges faced by many.
9. Additional Segments and Highlights
Throughout the episode, various other topics are humorously touched upon:
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Animal Overpopulation in Homes:
- Christy Lee [146:43]: "A Michigan woman's home has become overrun with more than 65 rabbits."
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Counterfeit Cigarette Seizure:
- Christy Lee [147:00]: "Federal agents have seized nearly $730,000 in fake cigarettes in Texas."
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Mummy Preservation Techniques:
- Christy Lee [73:09]: "Researchers discovered that the man was preserved with wood chips, twigs, and fabric packed into his abdomen through his anus."
These segments blend odd news with the hosts' playful commentary, maintaining an entertaining and engaging atmosphere.
10. Closing Remarks and Promotions
The show concludes with promotions for upcoming events, merchandise, and sponsor messages, maintaining the energetic and comedic vibe typical of The BOB & TOM Show.
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Tom Griswold [59:22]: "We have some recipes we have to get."
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Chick McGee [93:57]: "They used to cram things into the anus of mummies in Egypt. Did you know that?"
The hosts wrap up the episode with laughter, teasing future content, and encouraging listeners to engage through various platforms.
Notable Quotes:
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Tom Griswold [22:16]: "They have to actually add a special chimney to the Sistine Chapel."
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Greg Warren [135:07]: "If you're carrying around the weight of something, it deters you from being your best self."
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Chick McGee [37:38]: "Every horse that ran in the Kentucky Derby has something in common—descended from Secretariat."
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends humor with a mix of cultural commentary, sports enthusiasm, and bizarre news stories, offering listeners a rich and entertaining experience.
