The BOB & TOM Show - May 6, 2026

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Episode Summary: "The BOB & TOM Show – May 6, 2026"

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers the usual BOB & TOM blend: hilarious musical improv, playful banter, audience letters, offbeat news stories, and candid discussion of modern culture and relationships. Springtime brings shop class nostalgia, bizarre mascot news, record-breaking meat feats, awkward sexual fantasies, and the world’s largest filets. The team is joined by comedian Eliza Schlesinger (“Ask Eliza Anything”) for a lively chat about travel, puzzles, and life on the road—and Ali Breen returns for “Sexy Time,” solving listeners’ love dilemmas with the cast’s trademark irreverence.

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Notable Comedy, Music, & Banter

Musical Opening & Japan Talk

• [01:02] The crew opens with an improvised song about "tying you up," riffing on sensual themes.
• Discussion shifts to Shibari, Japanese rope bondage ("Is it pronounced Shibari? Maybe?") [05:20]
• Tom: "This is apparently very elaborate, and—what is it? The word I'm looking for? Ritualistic. I would hate it... I have terrible claustrophobia."
• [06:09] Tom recounts his Disney World ride panic: "Before they started I said, stop, stop, stop, and I had to get out and do the walk of shame."
• Chick: "You'll of course start out on the mop crew."
• Josh imagines mopping Cinderella's Castle for park vomit.

Shop Class Nostalgia

• [09:03] Letters roll in about shop class memories: glass-blowing, woodcutting, metal shop, and more.
• Joke letter: “Be careful, Chick. Do not inhale when you’re blowing glass because you could have a pain in your stomach.”
  • Chick: “P-A-N-E. You can’t get mad at somebody who would tell a joke we would clearly tell.”
• Pat Godwin recalls: “I made a cutting board for my mom. A huge pig. First grade.”
• Extended riffing on dangerous shop teachers ("He very wisely tucked his tie in so he didn’t get it caught in the lathe"), and peril of large rolls of paper ("It’s like a giant blade!").

Keeping Kids’ Art

• [11:00] Christy asks, “What’s the rule on keeping your child’s artwork from school?”
• Tom: “I just had a massive work of art made... kind of like an ultra high tech decoupage.... six feet by five feet. It looks so cool.”
• Christy: “I have 3D stuff right now. They’re on a shelf. Every year of their life, I had a tote... Now I have 18 totes.”
  • Tom: “You can digitize it all… put it on an Aura frame.”

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Audience Letters & Quips

Met Gala & Kentucky Derby

• [20:17] Tom sets up the Met Gala recap. Costume highlights, high-priced excess: "A lot of nipples," "The Rock’s wife had a weird dress on," "Accentuating the areola," and a 15-million dollar necklace.
• Tom: "It was also a lot of fisting going on after the show. Let’s face it." (riff on afterparties and excess)

Bumper Stickers & Road Rage

• [73:00] Discussion veers to car bumper stickers (“Anything over three bumper stickers, I’m out”) and vehicle messaging technology.
• Josh Arnold: "Thanks for cutting me off. I thought we were supposed to coexist, you dick."
• [78:00] Tom recounts road rage stories (giving the bird in a construction zone), and test driving tales.
• Chick: “Test driving is dangerous business.”
• Tom: “I could have been shot. But hey, don’t speed through construction!”

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Improv and Songs

Rolling Stones & Rock Albums

• [39:10, 46:26] New Stones album "Foreign Tongues" discussed; the hosts play snippets, debate the best Stones song/albums, and joke about band longevity.
• Tom: “All in their early 80s now!”
• Christy: “My favorite: Honky Tonk Woman.”
• Pat Godwin: “Brown Sugar... that’s a great one too.”
• [49:36] Logo/tattoo talk: Pink Floyd prism vs. Stones’ tongue.

Halftime Show Fails

• [53:50] Chick describes a halftime performer balancing on basketballs, slipping, and "falling right in the nuts":
  • “If you were aiming, you couldn’t hit it any better.”
  • “As a woman, I saw his leg; didn’t even notice the groin."

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News & Oddities

Rope Play & Sexual Fantasies

• [104:50] Reddit thread on disappointing sexual fantasies opens up.
  • Josh and Chick: "Sex in the shower" isn't all it’s cracked up to be. Jess: "Have you heard what those are called? An F Bench."
  • [112:24] Stories and light-roast about Shibari etiquette and accidental choking/hog-tying.
  • Josh: “I have two pairs of handcuffs that are wrist-to-ankle cuffs…”
  • Tom: “Well, you couldn’t reach the nachos on the bedstand.”

Shop Class Weapons & Personal Projects

• [65:10] Letters detail welding police nightsticks, functioning cannons, nunchucks—and the dangers of school shop creations ("What’s a putout, Pat? Didn’t you date a girl..." [123:57]), plus the ancient "bees in a sex toy" gag.
• Notable for deadpan humor and relatable stories gone awry.

World Record: French Butchers

• [94:44] The team details French butchers breaking the record for most filet mignon prepared in 24 hours:
  • 48 butchers, 5,728 filets, 8,500 lbs of pork. (“Apparently, filet mignon can mean pork, beef, or veal!”)
  • Tom shares historical oddity: “A Congressman in the 1880s proposed solving the US meat shortage by importing hippos.”
    • “The New York Times called them 'lake cow bacon.' The bill did not pass.”

News Bites

• [158:40] Spanish authorities seize 35–40 tons of cocaine from boat in the Atlantic.
• Riff: “It was the biggest Coke float in history.”
• [33:36] Goose poop issues on public trails.
• [150:01] Nudes on Ice lead to extended jokes about "lost nipples."

Miscellaneous

• [119:22] The Hindenburg Disaster anniversary prompts philosophizing on blimps: “Would we still have blimp transport if that hadn't happened?”
• [120:16] Last “I Love Lucy” episode, Friends finale, and Matthew Perry memorabilia auction.

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Guest Highlights

Eliza Schlesinger [125:44–137:03]

Key Points:

• Touts her “Ask Eliza Anything” podcast—gives “red hot advice.”
• Fun Wordle and world geography talk ("It's always fun until it's in Africa, then it's Namibia. And you’re like: okay, I was never gonna…").
• Discusses performing around the world (Okinawa: “It’s if the Japanese had gotten Hawaii”), worst food: Switzerland.
• To Chick: “You know, I come on this show for these relevant connections—Schlesinger, Secretary of State, sure!”
• Extravagant sweatshirt: “Rod & Gun Club. I did the crossword while everyone was skeet shooting.”—[130:48]
• Travel and relationships: “Everyone else in the world speaks English. We’re the only ones who go, ‘We’ll just do English. That’s the main one…’”

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Ali Breen – "Sexy Time" [140:44–155:27]

Key Points:

• Ali shows off a full-size popcorn machine: “It’s taking up half my apartment.”
• Letters:
  • “My girlfriend keeps wanting couples therapy though things are fine—Is she crazy?”
    • Chick: “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
  • “Boyfriend looks at his ex on social media—is he still interested?”
    • Jess: “Why are you lying in wait to catch him?”
  • “Younger rebound hookup—he says not serious, but I caught feelings. What now?”
    • Christy: “Why do women always try to fix men?”
  • “He hates flying but will do bachelor party in Vegas—what gives?”
    • Chick: “You wouldn’t get on a plane for Nudes on Ice.”
  • “We had a 'one-time' threesome; now he keeps bringing it up.”
    • Ali: “Guys are so dumb—if it goes well, they want to do it again. That’s the plan, you’re not supposed to…”
    • Tom: “That trick never works.”

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Tom on breaking news: [04:12] “You know, that's really some not breaking news story.”
• Pat on Shibari: [05:37] "Never blurred the line between pleasure and pain. I’ve heard tell of it..."
• Tom: [06:57] “Disney World got on one of the rides... had to do the walk of shame.”
• Chick: [19:54] “Do you think it’s possible to cut someone’s head off with a paper cut? Given the right size…”
• Chick on Met Gala: [21:36] “The Rock’s wife had... accentuating the areola.”
• Tom on annoying bumper stickers: [74:03] "Anything over three bumper stickers, I'm out."
• Ali Breen: [152:25] "He is, yes, he's very funny... just not in comedy."
• Chick on shop class: [09:05] “I got a lot of people wanting to help me find a glass-blowing class.”
• Tom on Goose poop: [33:56] “We need to turn them into Soylent Goose.”
• Tom on baseball gloves: [44:44] "Could we get your tips on the best way to break in a baseball glove?"

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Important Timestamps

• 01:02 – Opening song riff, banter on rope play
• 05:07 – Shibari: Japanese rope bondage discussion
• 09:00 – Shop class letters and jokes
• 20:17 – Met Gala fashion/derby costume comedy
• 33:00 – Goose “bounty”/poop trail woes
• 39:10 / 46:26 / 49:36 – Rolling Stones’ new album and rock logo talk
• 53:50 – Halftime show fail: basketball groin hit
• 65:10 – Shop class weaponry; bees in sex toys
• 87:53 – TV theme songs, "The Fall Guy," jokes on Polanski & Cosby
• 94:44 – French butchers' world record with pork filet mignon
• 104:50 – Disappointing sexual fantasies (Reddit thread)
• 125:44 – Eliza Schlesinger interview
• 140:44 – Ali Breen’s “Sexy Time"
• 158:40 – Spanish authorities seize 40 tons cocaine on ship

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Episode Tone & Style

Hilarious, freewheeling, gently raunchy, filled with quick-wit, puns, and old-school radio energy. Jabs, self-deprecation, and friendly heckling are constant. Sex, nostalgia, awkward neighborly encounters, and pop culture all get the BOB & TOM treatment.

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Brief List of Recurring Segments

• Audience letters (shop class, parenting, Met Gala, Stones fans, mascot news)
• Odd news (mascot theft, medical oddities, world records)
• Musical improv and riffs: Opening, Rolling Stones, halftime show
• “Sexy Time” with Ali Breen
• Guest comedian interview (Eliza Schlesinger)

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Final Thoughts

The May 6, 2026 Bob & Tom Show is a high-energy romp, blending musical comedy, bawdy discussions on adult themes, and quirky news. The hosts’ chemistry shines through nostalgia, current events, and the wild world of audience questions. If you love irreverent, intelligent banter with a classic morning radio vibe, this episode is packed with entertainment from start to finish.

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Notable closing advice:
Tom: "Fellas, ladies, you got to take care of that mom, right? Mother's Day is just around the corner..." [155:44]

Transcript

[Pat Godwin]

Focus features in Blumhouse Obsession.

[Tom Griswold]

When I have a crush on a

[Eliza Schlesinger]

guy no one knows.

[Pat Godwin]

Be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish Nikki loved me more than anyone in the entire world. Who you wish for?

[Pat Godwin]

Obsession is 96% fresh on rotten Tomatoes.

[Chick McGee]

I love you so, so, so, so much.

[Pat Godwin]

It's blood soaked nightmare fuel.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of spills you put on her? You have been warned.

[Pat Godwin]

Obsession. Rated R under 17, animated without parent only theaters May 15 with special engagements in Dolby.

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going tie you up.

[Chick McGee]

Feel free to sing along I want

[Pat Godwin]

to tie you up Got a feel

[Josh Arnold]

for it, yeah that sexy little number you're wearing has got you looking mighty fine well, I got a different number for you, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

69,

[Pat Godwin]

very unscathed.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to tie you up

[Josh Arnold]

oh, do we have to take it down vulgar road?

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

How about Little Tom Waits? You want to hear Tom wa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, Mr. Weights just passed out.

[Josh Arnold]

Wake up, Tom. Take Tom, are you all right?

[Tom Griswold]

Take your time, take your time. Duke and his band, they sure sound fine.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a happy song. Ain't one of mine.

[Pat Godwin]

Lord have mercy.

[Chick McGee]

I want to tie you up

[Pat Godwin]

I want to tie you up the sad

[Josh Arnold]

little hobo gonna tie you up the

[Tom Griswold]

lonely old mage gonna tie you up

[Pat Godwin]

I wanna tie you up. I guess Tom Griswold appearance here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, should we do a Tom Griswold first?

[Pat Godwin]

That'd be good, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is new.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been preparing a verse. I'll sing it right here. Actually, I'll. I'll come back within a minute. I. I've got a million things to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, Christy. What do we have?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now.

[Pat Godwin]

Just the man.

[Chick McGee]

Just the men who are larger than average with this.

[Christy Lee]

Just the men who are great liars. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Duke Tomato in the power team.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. With his guitar in his organ. Uhoh, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Ever confused the two?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello,

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Hi, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm very good. Good. Ever notice when you're watching the evening news, certain state, the national evening news, whatever, abc, NBC, whatever you're into. And they'll. They'll come on and they'll go, we have breaking news just as we go on the air and they don't. You know, that's really some not breaking news story.

[Chick McGee]

They do breaking news and they do. How many million are affected by the weather?

[Josh Arnold]

A lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, that can be that true.

[Chick McGee]

35 million people. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I just. I.

[Chick McGee]

But how many are really affecting.

[Tom Griswold]

That's getting off the point here, which is I. We have just today. I can honestly say we have more funny, weird stories today. I'm very pleased with what is coming up. So I just want to say that.

[Chick McGee]

Are you very pleased with the people out there making the news? Is that what you're trying to say?

[Tom Griswold]

In some cases, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But for the most part, just some crazy stuff out there. For example, we opened up with one of the live versions of I want to tie you up with duke tomatoes. And we have a story coming up today about an art form of Japanese origin.

[Chick McGee]

Origami.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's also an art form of Japanese origin. Certainly. This I had not heard of this. Is it pronounced Shibari maybe?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's Sibaro. They sell pizza in the mall.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay, good. I think it's shy Bari and it's Japanese rope play. Rope bondage involving never some exotic knots

[Chick McGee]

and never blurred the line between pleasure and pain. I just. I. I've heard tell of it, but

[Tom Griswold]

this is apparently very elaborate and. What is it the word I'm looking for? Ritualistic. I would hate it. I mean, I.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like to be restrained in any way?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have terrible claustrophobia.

[Chick McGee]

You can't wear crew shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? I. But I. I mean, I'm. I. Disney World got on one of the rides and I had to, before they started, said, stop, stop, stop. And I had to get out and do the walk of shame on a ride at Disney World.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear, as you're walking, know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I did. But you know the one, it's like, that's called Mission to Mars Orange. And they. And they. They shut the door on you and you. You have limited movement of your hands. I. But then on the way out, as I was walking out, they were walking in with a. The mop crew.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody got sick.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone just vomited.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event. Yeah. So this is all about.

[Chick McGee]

You think that's an entire entry level job at Disney World? The mop crew. Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen worse.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to your first day, Josh. You'll of course, start out on the mop crew.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that where I get to, like, mop? The Magic Kingdom. I go up like the castle there. Cinderella's castle.

[Chick McGee]

You'll find us primarily vomit and various rides. You're mopping up vomit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I wanted this. I wouldn't left Six Flags.

[Tom Griswold]

I won't go into any detail, but I did. There was an event that I witnessed at Kings island that involved shutting down whatever to the mini roller coaster there.

[Chick McGee]

You mean the Beastie?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Was it involved many. Okay. Many orifices? Yes. And varieties of buckets of effluent from. Well, I'll just leave it right there. But they had to get the hazmat more than. Huh. Brutal. The point is we have coming up rope play in the news. I'm looking forward to that. Certainly. We have a great world record today. We have mascot news. We have is nicotine good for you news and sexual fantasies that people have tried out that they were disappointed with with this seems like a something that might happen.

[Chick McGee]

Well, congratulations for trying. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Hey, you know what? This wasn't for me.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And now you and I for example, have discussed this chick. We are not at all interested in the so called threesome.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Never been appealing to me in any way.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't care for watching two girls, I believe the scientific term is go at it.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I'm with you. That's a party I'm clearly not invited to, so why would I.

[Pat Godwin]

Same air.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But we'll get to various folks in their sexual fantasies and interestingly enough, these do the. What is the word? The Venn diagrams of the story I just mentioned about tying people up with ropes is part of that subset there. If that's makes sense. We'll get to that. It's all coming up and I'm very excited about it. We also have great letters today. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you must have gotten them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. Got a bad letter over there. Four.

[Christy Lee]

Four.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

These can stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm sorry, I didn't realize you got

[Josh Arnold]

a meeting this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll bring it up. Okay, fine. Do I have just some fun letters? Oh, that's about shop class. I mean, I'm a huge fan by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it too.

[Tom Griswold]

It should be mandatory of shop class.

[Chick McGee]

I got a lot of input about people wanting to help me find a glass blowing class.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did you?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got one for you.

[Chick McGee]

And as a matter of fact,

[Tom Griswold]

see

[Chick McGee]

this, this first letter. I'll read it real quick. Be careful, Chick. Do not inhale when you're blowing glass because you could have a pain in your stomach.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the sort of letters we're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. P, A, N, E. You can't get

[Josh Arnold]

mad at somebody who would tell a joke we would clearly tell.

[Ali Breen]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds right off the river.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't get it at first. First. Thank you for the spelling there, P. Yeah, that's more of a literary format.

[Chick McGee]

You got to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't pick up on it. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I'm standing by for your next adventure in pun. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I did be careful. That's more of a literary. Well, in any event.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan of shop class. We have many letters about things that people made in shop class. Pat, did you ever take shop class?

[Pat Godwin]

I did, yeah. We talked about yesterday. I made a. A cutting board for my mom. A huge pig.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

First grade. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This came up. This came up because. Josh, did you. Was it in an art class that you made the ashtray?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting to me. I wonder if first grade, shop class.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't seem safe.

[Pat Godwin]

It looks like it was the first grade.

[Christy Lee]

No, you weren't in the first.

[Chick McGee]

No kids probably.

[Tom Griswold]

As far as I remember, we didn't have shop class till seventh grade.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

We were very advanced back in there. Yeah, it looks terrible. Is what's my point.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember Mr. Tappenden wore.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He wore white button down shirts with short sleeves. Oh, yeah. And then he had to wear a tie, but he had. He very wisely tucked it in so he didn't get it caught in a lathe.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine the first guy that

[Chick McGee]

discovered that labels suck you in?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be very bad.

[Christy Lee]

What's the rule on keeping your child's artwork from school? Because my kids have a bunch of pottery things that they've made you have to keep over the years.

[Chick McGee]

You need to get a trunk and keep it.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I just had a massive work of art made. It's so beautiful. Of my girl. Little girl's artwork. You know what? It's kind of like a ultra high tech decoupage.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They take a whole bunch of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's like six feet by five feet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's just their artwork. Just a whole bunch of them together. It looks so cool. It's being held. In fact, it's being put up today at my house.

[Christy Lee]

Where are you putting it?

[Chick McGee]

Top of the stairs, right by the doghouse.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted to put it right in front. It's so colorful and sweet and happy. I love kids artwork. It's much more joyful.

[Christy Lee]

Bunch of. Like, I have a serpent that one of them made and a box that looks like a table.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got 3D stuff. I'm talking about drawings.

[Christy Lee]

I have 3D stuff right now. They're on a shelf.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm like, well, the one thing you want to save is the hand. The handprint that they put into the clay.

[Josh Arnold]

I have that hates your kids hardware.

[Christy Lee]

No, I love it, but I don't know how. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You love it so much, you want to get rid of it. You want to find out how you can do so without upsetting them.

[Chick McGee]

You can find. Okay. You need someone to tell you it's okay to throw it away, and that's fine.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not gonna throw it away. But I don't know what to do with it.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like this would want it back.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you out of shelves?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Are you okay, it sounds like me. You need to move.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have their paintings and drawings from when they were kids?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the stuff I'm talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I have. Every. Every year of their life, I had a tote, and I would put things in it for every single year. So Now I have 18 totes.

[Tom Griswold]

You can digitize it all. You know, you could digitize it and put it on an aura frame. Yeah, that'd be a great way to go. That'd be simple.

[Chick McGee]

You mean 36 totes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, total.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And guess what? They don't want them. And I thought that would be so cool to go back through your life, you know, every year and get to see what you did.

[Tom Griswold]

We do live in an age because of the cameras on our phones. I have almost every day of my young children's lives in my phone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I have almost 100,000 photographs on my phone phone. It's ridiculous, but someday I'll look at them. Now, let's move forward here. Coming up, though, some very exciting stuff in the news. I have some happy letters over here.

[Chick McGee]

Happy.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a shredder in the back room for the letters that Josh was just handed. I'm not sure what happened over there. Right now, I want to talk about money.

[Chick McGee]

Talk to me, Daddy.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop [e-mail] Bob and Tom that's mintmobile.com Bob and Tom upfront payment of $45 for a 3 month 5 gigabyte plan required equivalent to $15 customer offer for just 3 months only. Then full price plan options available, taxes and amp fees extra. See mintmobile.com hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. You have some happy letters from our listeners.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can be the judge of that.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about shop class and I, I know that some schools have gotten away from doing that, which I think is a huge mistake. I, I loved shop class. Do you remember the name of your shop teacher?

[Christy Lee]

Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Mr. Yuka was in the first shop teacher I had and my favorite shop teacher, I cannot remember his name.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Yuka.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll come to me though.

[Tom Griswold]

I had Mr. Tappeton and Mr. Woodell w o o D and he was a true artist. He would have, he would work in various woods that are now illegal to possess.

[Chick McGee]

Ebony.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. Bola.

[Chick McGee]

Bola.

[Tom Griswold]

There was someone like Coco Burro or something. I forget what it was. Sounds like a restaurant at Disney World. But we were talking about shop class and we some fine letters here. Dear Bob and Tom, I had a metal shop class and I made several different cast items. But one thing that stands out to me when remembering metal shop class is the welding booths. Metal shop came right after lunch. And what's great after lunch, a cigarette. I would go to the welding booth. It looked like an old school voting booth with a curtain that closed behind you. I would arc weld while smoking a cigarette so the teacher wouldn't know what I was doing. That Scott in Stockton, California. You're caught.

[Christy Lee]

Is it safe to smoke while you're welding?

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That seems kind of scary hard to

[Josh Arnold]

do with a mask.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is tricky, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

He must have a cigarette holder like a tube maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he borrowed a tube from the lab. By the way, P.S. josh, if you're ever out here in the California Central Valley, come go bass fishing with Me on the delta. Okay, Scott, well, thank you very much. That sounds like a. Sounds like a great time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar and I were talking about a metal shop yesterday and how just handling that sheet metal was just. You just wear these huge gloves, otherwise they'll just slice your fingers right off.

[Chick McGee]

And it was so sharp.

[Josh Arnold]

And how. Sawdust is one thing, but metal shavings are a total other animal.

[Chick McGee]

My dad worked in a factory. They met, they made steel wool pads. Oh, and that fine steel wool would get in his eyes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was probably in his lungs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. I was at a. At one of the printing places that we use and they have these enormous rolls of paper and there are signs everywhere and they have huge first aid kits. You can get. I'll get a fatal paper cut if you're not careful. I mean, it's like these. You don't imagine, like a six foot edge of paper. That's a stiff paper. It's like a giant blade.

[Chick McGee]

You think it's possible to cut somebody's head off with a paper cut? Given the right size, you could certainly

[Tom Griswold]

cut, as Donnie Baker would have said, the karate artery. I did not watch the. What do you call it? The Met gala. Yeah, I just saw a little bit of it when I walked by the tv. Apparently they wear outrageous outfits.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the theme this year was fashion is art. So you can imagine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting because. Because on. During the Kentucky Derby, one of the just great, wonderful things about the derby are the crazy hats.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're not crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Some of them are loony.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. I mean, that's great. That's part of it. It's. It's not. It's supposed to be kind of fun in some cases. In any event, I did not see. Apparently it's like a hundred thousand bucks a pop to be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, 100,000 a seat, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's obviously a charity thing for the museum. A cardi b.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And this Michael writes, she wore an outfit that appeared to look like her intestines were exposed.

[Christy Lee]

I did not see that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, really?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Michael in Alpharetta, Georgia.

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather see that ass.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, he says wearing and wearing an outfit that looks like your intestines are exposed, that shows a lot of guts. Okay, thank you very much, Michael. We appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's more of a print piece. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all. I think it's very clear what he's doing there. Now.

[Christy Lee]

There are a lot of nipples.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The rock The Rock's wife had a weird dress on the.

[Christy Lee]

They were like fake breastplates that these ladies were wearing. And it. So the nipples were exposed. It was bizarre.

[Chick McGee]

And the Rock had her, his wife had. Accentuating the, the areola.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Roses or something. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they made a big deal out of the Rock wearing a three million dollar wristwatch. And I, I, well, you know, the Rock's done pretty well.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. A man's allowed to spend his money however he wants.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Buy him three. Buy two, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Three million. Are there little people inside it?

[Chick McGee]

I, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it made of?

[Chick McGee]

It's a very nice watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Made of baby flesh.

[Christy Lee]

Some billionaire from India was wearing a 15 million dollar necklace. This tanzanite that was as big as my fist. It was like I was unbelievable. But it was a bunch of billionaires this year.

[Tom Griswold]

It was also a lot of fisting going on after the show. Let's face it.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on, you're gonna have that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The ultra rich.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The ramrods between them. Eating, eating veggies.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us, Brian, with a special hello too. And the gag. Here he goes, Chuck.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's because that's funny, jackass. What's the matter?

[Tom Griswold]

What, I read in the wrong order, didn't I? I made him mad. No, it's because that was your name before you became Chick the first. And you, this is. See, he's a fellow Ohio guy. So back in the day, I think

[Chick McGee]

I've been Chick longer than I was Chuck.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think we're at. Yeah, I just had dinner with a bunch of the people from high school a couple of weeks ago, maybe a month ago now. And they all call me Chuck. And it's odd. It's very odd. I don't trust any of them.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got to be word for you too, Chris. I think it's interesting that Christie's husband calls her Christie, which is her radio name.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Chick is my radio name.

[Christy Lee]

I guess my real name no one uses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and if anyone calls Ace by his real name, he has them killed. You were disappeared.

[Josh Arnold]

Disappeared.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I know that. I'm assuming that they're dead. Forgive me, I. Back to the letter. This comes to us from Springfield, Ohio. Kind of a place you're familiar with.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you assume they're dead? Because you're scared of Ace. What's the problem?

[Tom Griswold]

Careful, he's smart.

[Chick McGee]

What's the problem?

[Tom Griswold]

Chuck might disappear.

[Chick McGee]

He goes, man, I, I wait for that day.

[Tom Griswold]

Greetings from Springfield, Ohio. Chuck There's a cool.

[Chick McGee]

He did it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm reading it in the order it was written.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, this is a very cool historic event. I'm sure Tom will appreciate and maybe no one else. The Big Boy 4014 is one of the largest steam trains ever built. It's touring the United States as part of the 250th birthday of the USA.

[Chick McGee]

That's your big Boy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's stopping in our neck of the woods in June. And there's a drawing of it that is a monster of a locomotive. That's a beautiful piece of work, isn't it? Yeah. Look at that giant cow catcher up front. Why do you suppose they named it?

[Josh Arnold]

That even look real.

[Pat Godwin]

That's AI.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's a painting. That's a painting of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why wouldn't they call it a cow.

[Chick McGee]

A cow killer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's not really catching them.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, That's.

[Chick McGee]

By God, when you're right, you're right, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, that's what one of those.

[Pat Godwin]

Lifting their carcass out of the way is what it's like.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those things where they. They don't name it. What it is like euthanasia. Oh, we're going to make him young again.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that is a wild engine man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So the. The big.

[Chick McGee]

Like snow, Pierce.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Big Boy 4041 schedule is online.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'll make sure not to look at that. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there are people that are interested in history and. I mean, look at that amazing machine. Think about that.

[Chick McGee]

Peter. Peter Pan complex and model railroads. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what you.

[Chick McGee]

I won't. Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I. I opened up the show. Something happened. I wanted to.

[Chick McGee]

The most extensive collection of tennis shoes you'll ever see. Not that I'm gonna grow up, by

[Tom Griswold]

God, but let me see if I can read this one.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Sir, I thought we were encouraged to heckle. We're not. I thought I was helping. Am I not helping? Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

But this guy recognized right away that I would be the only one that was interested in this.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Brian. I appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you have a model railroad with a little engineer cap in the basement? I see you doing that. There's still time.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have that kind of time. But that's super fun, though. I sometimes go to the fairgrounds. They have those shows. They're amazing. Dear Bob and Tom show. Yeah, writes Jay listening at K. Boy, Medford, Oregon.

[Chick McGee]

Jaybird.

[Announcer]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

In shop class. I better not give Jay's last name. He Reynolds. He carved some elaborate pipes, he says. You know those kind of pipes. I also made a hammock chair.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

You mean a chamek.

[Christy Lee]

They look they're rope that are attached to wood.

[Josh Arnold]

Or a hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, neither one of those.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh. Nice looking hair you've got there.

[Josh Arnold]

And I love your chemic.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Magus. I prefer Chamix. Yeah, it's kind of nice. That'd be cool. He also says I made a steamroller out of chrome tailpipe.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like. Apparently Jay very good.

[Chick McGee]

In shop class, I made a lawnmower out of an end table one time. It was beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

Couldn't cut grass.

[Chick McGee]

Where the hell. No, no. You could sit things on it though. Tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

You say you have a desire to take a glass blowing class?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think I'm going to. But this guy said, be careful, don't inhale because you'll end up with a pain in your stomach.

[Josh Arnold]

That's absolutely an audio joke as well. Absolutely. That's not just for the written.

[Chick McGee]

If I emphasize pain enough, they get a P, A N, E, not P, A I, N, but it would be.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're saying you read it properly that time?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he did it right first time.

[Tom Griswold]

Soon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Now, see, I appreciate you heckling me. You're helping me. Dear Bob and Tom show. Isn't it about time that Tom becomes obsessed with those little shoe covers that contractors put on before entering your home?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I say, the time has come.

[Christy Lee]

Do you keep those in your car?

[Tom Griswold]

And I never. Whenever guys come over to do stuff, I never make them put.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I always tell them, don't worry,

[Chick McGee]

I absolutely insist on it.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

As a matter of fact, I say, do you have an extra pair? And I put. Just to make them feel at home.

[Tom Griswold]

You and I are the. I always say. Hey, would you like a. I've got, you know, I've got Coke, I've got Mountain Dew, I've got soda water.

[Chick McGee]

Fix it and get out of here, please.

[Tom Griswold]

If you feel free to use the bathroom, Hit the curb.

[Christy Lee]

Uniform.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have a beer, you don't give a guy who's about to use power tools after they're done. No, I. I have done that.

[Chick McGee]

No Cosmo, no Manhattan.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, I did have an incident occur. This is. This is. No matter how I told us, it's going to come out wrong. So go to hell.

[Chick McGee]

Roger that.

[Tom Griswold]

I had. I had a very Kind gentleman of Hispanic origin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. What'd you offer him, a taco?

[Tom Griswold]

Can I say that?

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like a margarita?

[Tom Griswold]

And I, I brought him into the house and he was. No matter how I tell the story, he was with several other gents.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Who were all.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't pronounce the G like.

[Tom Griswold]

They were all. They were all fluent. And they were all fluent in Spanish.

[Chick McGee]

Less than 3. They don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming from various Central American countries.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, they were born in Boston.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a Friday. And I don't drink beer. But my son Willie, whenever he, he always brings stuff over or whatever. So I had this. I have this refrigerator. It's full of all these exotic beers, right? So I brought this, this. This guy was in the house, says, hey, come over here. Why don't you guys take some of this? And there was this guy, spoke virtually no English. I mean, it was really tough.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, I get more laughs when I try to speak. When I try to speak Spanish to these guys, I get bigger laughs than I've ever gotten on this show. I'm not sure what.

[Chick McGee]

I just realize if you speak English loud enough and slowly.

[Tom Griswold]

But I do know, I do know the word cerveza, right? Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Willie had purchased a number of exotic beers. So I opened up the. I opened up the door. It's beer fridge. I opened up the door to the fridge and there was a bunch of stuff on the, on the door itself.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me you said mucho cerveza

[Tom Griswold]

and I just said cerveza. And I pointed to, as it happened, most of the ones that were all Modelo.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you're going to say?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they were. Yes, they were. And the guy chose to walk off with two sixes of, Of Miller High

[Josh Arnold]

Life, you know, because I've always, I've tried to teach Willie what a beer actually is.

[Chick McGee]

Miller.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyla, I'm not totally serious.

[Josh Arnold]

And he won't listen to me. I would have walked off with a Miller High Life.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know, but that's what Willie was. Willie gets, but he also gets the other stuff, so.

[Josh Arnold]

But I know what he gets.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought it was really funny that he would choose the Miller High Life.

[Josh Arnold]

I've teased Willie, I said, you, you, you like beer that. You like the beer that people who don't like beer, like, that's what he gets. People go to sushi restaurants and they get the deep fried, covered in sauce bs. You don't like raw. You don't like sushi.

[Chick McGee]

The shrimp tempura.

[Christy Lee]

The number California roll that has nothing.

[Chick McGee]

The number one selling beer in the

[Tom Griswold]

United States is Modelo.

[Chick McGee]

Modelo Michelob Ultra. By volume.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

By volume. That means the louder, drunken louder you talk.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought I just read it was

[Chick McGee]

Modelo top by dollars is Modelo Especial.

[Christy Lee]

I think Mick Ultra is pretty darn popular everywhere you go.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not denying that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting. So sales, Modelo volume, Michelob Ultra. That just shows you the margins as well.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm confused. What does that mean by volume?

[Josh Arnold]

So there's more served. So it's cheaper. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Volume means how much they're. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the way you're undermining an interesting story of mine is fine. Hey, how are you?

[Josh Arnold]

How am I?

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to save you from.

[Josh Arnold]

So I guess. I guess. What?

[Chick McGee]

He's.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Tom, Is this what you're saying? Since they. The men were what you would call exotic, you thought they would take exotic beers?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that's the more expensive. I thought maybe. I was trying to say here's a little more troublesome.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a little taste of your home, senor.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it was stuff like Dos Equis and Marvellous.

[Tom Griswold]

He ended up walking off with the.

[Christy Lee]

He. Oh, my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, maybe he's being polite.

[Josh Arnold]

There's also a chance Dos Equis Modelo is not consumed in Mexico or.

[Chick McGee]

You understand that in your effort to not be racist, you were incredibly racist.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was offering it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Anyway, these shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Then went after them. The Tequila Kentucky Bourbon. I said, what the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

What is happening here?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

To come to the stuff. They can cover their shoes and contractors in a little blue booties. This way you won't run the risk of someone tracking goose poop throughout the building. That's right. It's still out there on the steps and stairs.

[Josh Arnold]

Well done over there, fellas.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, good job.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I looked at that. I looked for the snow shovel yesterday to get it off, and it's. I couldn't find it.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think they.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's right. It's. Honestly, it's right by the front door.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think they.

[Tom Griswold]

I was back in engineering. No wonder.

[Christy Lee]

I could take a nap on the couch over there.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been. We've been in this building for decades and I've never seen this happen before.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what happened over the weekend. And you know my policy on geese. The so called Canada goose. Yeah, I think there should be a bounty on them. One of my favorite trails you can't use anymore because it's too hard to explain is along the canal. You ever tried to walk on that? You can't now. It's nothing but goose manure.

[Chick McGee]

Af.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to turn them into Soylent Goose. Where was I? Oh, I know. I want to save you guys. This is the day. This is it.

[Chick McGee]

Save me, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't. Don't come running to me. Monday morning Tom show. I forgot about Mother's Day.

[Chick McGee]

Start out with an insult. Go. Go, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm living in a box under a

[Tom Griswold]

bridge and I need fresh socks. Too bad, Buddy. We warned you. No more yelling. Steven Singer is my friend, Stephen Singer.

[Chick McGee]

There's a dog named Buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Stephen has a dog named Buddy. And a photograph on a dartboard in his office of Chick McGee's giant face. Now, the point is, Stephen Singer, he really did me a huge favor. So I owe it to Stephen. Stephen Singer Jewelers. You'll find him In I hate stevensinger.com. look at the. Look at the entire array of great gifts for those moms out there. Come on, think about all the moms in your life. She's a mom. She's a mom. She's a mom. And one of the great things you can give them is that sunrise 24 karat gold dip rose. What am I talking about? There's one right in front of Christie. Actual rose dipped in 24 karat gold. And then it's got beautiful colors on it. Blue and purple and kind of a yellowy, sunshiny thing. Because it's all about the sunrise. About all the moms getting up early and helping out the kids and helping out you, et cetera, et cetera. You know how your mom is. Great for you. Maybe she'd love one of those. Or I love those at last bracelets. And of course, earrings. And Steven Singer. Real diamonds only, none of the fake stuff. Also, Stephen has the best guarantee in the business. Say you bought some earrings last year for your lovely mom and you want to go a little bit bigger. Easy to do. You get the full value of the first pair when you get the second pair. And trust me, diamond earrings. Big, big plus for the moms out there, Stephen Singer, the Sunrise rose. Just no. 89 bucks. What am I doing? 89. And plus, it's got a great box and free shipping. That's because Steven was hit in the head and he's still doing free shipping, which Everyone else is going. That's impossible with the price. Free shipping from Steven Singer Jewelers. You've been warned, fellas. Don't come back at me Monday going, you forgot. Now, the free shipping to arrive in time for Mother's Day ends today at 2:00 Eastern Time. Meaning pull over right now. Get this done. I hate stevensinger.com jewelry says, I love you, mom. Remember that. I hate stevensinger dot com. Stephen's a great guy. He's got a cool rescue dog named Buddy and dear Chick, please. Okay, we're gonna come right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show with the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Josh Arnold. And that shirt is resplendent.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I like it very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Josh is resplendent in that shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wow. What did I do to deserve.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, let me rub it.

[Chick McGee]

I want to kiss you on the mouth. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. I'm Chick McGee. And here's Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, remember is it. Who's the guy in American Graffiti? Charles?

[Chick McGee]

Charlie Martin Smith.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Charlie Martin Smith. He's talking to Candy Clark and she's like, oh, I love that upholstery. And he goes, well, come on in. You can feel it. He goes, I mean, you can touch it. I'm buying.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that movie.

[Chick McGee]

He had that look, didn't he? That nerd 50s look.

[Josh Arnold]

Toad. Wasn't that his name? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great.

[Josh Arnold]

Tells Candy Clark they call me Tiger.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Great movie.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a master. That is a classic American film.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Oh, hey, wait a minute. Look at. This is correct. Pat Godwin's gonna be at the club known as Shakespeare's In Kalamazoo, Michigan, May 30th.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, did you. I got that email too. The guy was very excited. They sent the email.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. That'll be fun, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

It's named after the fishing rod place.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Pat Godwin]

1897.

[Josh Arnold]

Fishing still around.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently it's the Mecca for people who are ser. Serious about fishing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good to know. A couple of other things.

[Chick McGee]

William Shakespeare, big fisherman.

[Tom Griswold]

What river?

[Chick McGee]

Avon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's exactly right.

[Pat Godwin]

Rusty Avon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He would come up and go, ding dong.

[Tom Griswold]

Shakespeare calling.

[Chick McGee]

Shakespeare calling.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there we go. A couple of things last night.

[Chick McGee]

Are they biting? Thou biting, he'd say, Billy Shakespeare.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night I was watching. I forget which network news show. And they showed the Rolling Stones.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they got a new album in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It was just kind of weird. They go from the Straits of Hormuz to the Stones.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And they've got a couple songs out already. But the Rolling Stones are gonna be. This is kind of odd. They're gonna sort of be on the Tonight show with Jimmy Fallon, but not together and not playing music. I think it's. Is it Mick? I think it's like Mick tonight, Keith tomorrow, and then Ronnie Wood next week or something.

[Chick McGee]

So now are they going to be involved in nine year old birthday party games like all of his guests? They're gonna have to, I don't know, spoon water and carry it across the stage or maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be cool.

[Christy Lee]

The album's called Foreign Tongues features the late Charlie Watts, Steve Winwood, Paul McCartney, the Cure's Robert Smith and Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. So pretty cool going on there.

[Tom Griswold]

So the Stones, what, they're all what, in their early 80s at this must be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we have a little bit of. Of some of their new music, I think. No, that's not it. That's. No, that's not either. I don't know where it is. That's the theme to. Then came Bronson. What color is it?

[Chick McGee]

Here, I've got. I think I might have it over here. Oh, no. This is a theme from the fall guy. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I've got it over here. This is it. This is it.

[Ali Breen]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, that. That isn't it either. Wait, this. This must be it.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. That sounds like Utso Stones.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the one with Charlie on it. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Same year.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the.

[Chick McGee]

Introducing the stones, Mr. Randy Watson.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. No, that's the theme to. Then came Bronson. Sorry. We'll. We'll try to dig it up.

[Christy Lee]

He said it's there in yellow.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very yellow.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it called Ice Cream Truck? Winchester Cathedral. Oh, is it called in the Stars? I told you to put it in number one. That's why I can't find it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, don't look anywhere else.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is a great new Coldplay song.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not a stone.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, I got it. Okay, next.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

There they are.

[Tom Griswold]

There they are. Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest rock and roll band in the world, the Rolling Stones.

[Chick McGee]

Is that Keith?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Susana.

[Tom Griswold]

Whiskey. Class. I think so. That isn't Mick.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not Mick.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not what? He said whiskey. It's not like Mick.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Mick.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The Sun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is. Boy, that's a.

[Josh Arnold]

That auto tune. You can't really tell. Yeah, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

He's doing some stuff there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great rhythm guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds cool guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. They've never been.

[Josh Arnold]

The stuff they came out with, like, two years ago was pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

So that was. Won a Grammy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Something Hackney. Diamonds.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember liking that.

[Tom Griswold]

And that sounds great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, the best Rolling Stone song, anyone.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I got this. Watch this, Angie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a rare misstep.

[Christy Lee]

I think the one I like isn't appropriate anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Honky Tonk Woman.

[Josh Arnold]

You're good.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's always been my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

The politically correct.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's the other one, Brown Sugar.

[Christy Lee]

Brown Sugar, even.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't you hear me knocking? You just can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's wonderful. Give me shelter for me.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

That is spooky. Great.

[Chick McGee]

Monkey man. Oh, oh, monkey man.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a monkey. Anyway, so you get to hear Mick, Keith and Ronnie talking to Jimmy Fallon. I don't know if they'll be playing kids games are.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Fallon's a massive fan. Isn't.

[Chick McGee]

He's gonna be playing Pin the Tail and. Oh, I hope Fallon does his imitation of Mick. That will be.

[Josh Arnold]

He does it slightly and almost famous. And it was kind of funny. He's like, if you think they're gonna be hopping around on stage when they're in their 60s, you're sorely mistaken.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

And Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of cool. And that sounds like a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Does.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I couldn't find it. Now we will Push forward.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it was worth the wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, thank you. Coming up, we have some more of your letters. We've got some great stuff in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

An interesting. I'd like to get more letters from you out there, if possible. The sexual fantasies that you have entertained and then actually tried and were disappointed by.

[Chick McGee]

How about sexual fantasies you have about same sex co workers? I'm looking right at you, right at your blue eyes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Troubling, really.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to run my. I'd like to run my fingers through your.

[Christy Lee]

Haven't you always heard it's best to leave it as a fantasy face?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the office rum.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm sure there are some that went well. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But we'll find out what some of those are.

[Josh Arnold]

When I made my way through the Rawling sporting goods accounts, accounts receivable, that male girl, it was half and half,

[Chick McGee]

wearing just a baseball glove and

[Josh Arnold]

pine tar, not a good lube.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, could we get your tips on how to what the best way to get a new baseball glove broken in is?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it's. The tip is simple. Yes, but it's not an easy process. But the tip is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, when we come back, we'll get to that and other delights, I promise you. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

My name is David Goss and I'm

[Chick McGee]

joined by my co host Megan Klinenberg.

[Christy Lee]

And now we're giving people an inside look at the World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Time's ticking. I think you can feel the intensity.

[Chick McGee]

All the guys are wanting to really

[Tom Griswold]

stake their claim and they want to be on that World cup roster. There's no doubt about it. Hosting the World cup on home soil comes with its pressures.

[Chick McGee]

But we're just really excited just as the people are.

[Christy Lee]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform agent.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the News center, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Am I ready to go today?

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that's a boy.

[Christy Lee]

Would you say I'm ready to go today? I'm prepared and ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, ready to go?

[Chick McGee]

Ready to go There. Josh Arnold, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about a couple different things I wanted to touch base with again. The Rolling Stones got a new album out there. Come. They've released two songs, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And July 10th, it'll be out. Yeah. But I'm gonna get this. Is Mick gonna be on Fallon tonight?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Keith tomorrow and then Ronnie Wood later on. So the three main Stones, if you will. But this new song, I'll play a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

This is pretty cool sounding. It starts out as a Coldplay song. Is that right, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But then. Hey, Keith, can you plug in your guitar, please, Ronnie?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the guitar and the drums are. They've never had a problem there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Keith. There you go. That's Keith. That's it. Fortune on the turn of a car. Yeah. That sounds kind of like Keith in the beginning.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I. Yeah. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a milder Mick. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we were discussing what is the best Rolling Stone song.

[Christy Lee]

And, you know, has their favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. What's your favorite?

[Chick McGee]

Monkey Man. And I think. I agree with Josh. Let it Bleed overall album. I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's my favorite Stones album.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got Give Me Shelter and you can't always do what you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are. There's a period in there that's the golden age. Especially when they get Mick Taylor in there.

[Chick McGee]

Man. That scene in the Big Chill when she's playing. Can't always get what you want on the organ. And they do that crane shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. That's really well done.

[Tom Griswold]

I always vote for this one.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's awesome. It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty good right away. Oh, this was the. The theme song of the movie Blow, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

They do use oh, yeah. Which felt like cheating to me because it's used so well in Casino.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Would somebody watch Casino?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the best. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, that's kind of unfair because obviously that song was in both that, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right. One of One is certainly one of the greats, but. So Stones fans, the. The. Once again, Jimmy Fallon will have them as guests chatting away the COVID of their new album.

[Josh Arnold]

The album is called Foreign Tongues, and the COVID is Nightmare Fuel.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

So. So if. You know what, if albums and CDs and stuff were still selling like they used to, that would have been nixed immediately.

[Pat Godwin]

Imagine taking that to Tom for review.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like. I can't tell if it's Ronnie or Keith. Their face is melting.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a.

[Pat Godwin]

It could be a mixture.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think it's all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Salvador Dali. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hard on the eyes.

[Chick McGee]

You go Salvador Dali instead of Dolly.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what it is, whatever it is, but you know what I'm saying. The melting look.

[Josh Arnold]

But, like, Best Buy wouldn't have wanted to put that on an end cap. 25 years.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking once about what. What is the most popular rock logo tattoo? And I believe it ended up was. It was Pink Floyd, right? Wasn't it the Dark side of the Moon. Oh, the prism things followed by the Stone's Tongue. That's such a classic. That's great that everyone knows what that is, but still, Stones fans. Look out, here they come. I'm looking forward to hearing that.

[Josh Arnold]

Have they said anything about a tour?

[Tom Griswold]

They canceled it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They were going to do a Europe tour this summer. A handful of dates. And Keith is not up to it, they said.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All right.

[Chick McGee]

So finally.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they should.

[Chick McGee]

My gosh, they're the greatest. Well, if they're not up to it, though, you want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever see them?

[Chick McGee]

No, I haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, either did I. Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen them several.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've gotten to see them.

[Josh Arnold]

Steelers. Wheel doesn't count.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I'm surprised.

[Pat Godwin]

You never want to see me steal wheels.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like stuck in the middle with you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know that. I. I misspoke. I meant to say Steel Wheels.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's the guy from Baker Street.

[Pat Godwin]

Jerry Rafferty.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, don't you criticize Jerry Rafferty.

[Christy Lee]

What was the tour we saw at the now defunct Dome?

[Tom Griswold]

Steel Wheels.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's the one I knew he saw, which is why I just said it didn't count. Just teasing him.

[Tom Griswold]

That wasn't the only.

[Chick McGee]

I was showing, but I didn't go in.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No ticket.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was no ticky. No watchy.

[Chick McGee]

There was a. There was an incident.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't watch the show, you see.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's hard to watch the show when someone's yelling at you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like, you know, like this.

[Tom Griswold]

That is pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'd like to. I would like to take. Help take care of that problem for you.

[Chick McGee]

I will take you up on that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We'll meet later.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me call my buddy who has a pig farm.

[Tom Griswold]

No, sure.

[Chick McGee]

To take her teeth out.

[Tom Griswold]

The pig. No. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Piggies, digestion.

[Tom Griswold]

I know how to get away from this topic. Let's do. Now we can talk about my Refrigerator again. And. Oh, we know you had the letter about where. What was it wearing the. Christy, when you have tradesmen and ladies come over to your house. Tradesmen?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have them put on the booties?

[Christy Lee]

I do not. However, one of the companies that does work at my house, he insists.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, oftentimes they do.

[Tom Griswold]

But aren't those things slippery?

[Christy Lee]

I think they're slippery. I've had to wear them in open houses before. Have you ever done that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And I hate them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I always say, hey, look, we're fine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do, too. I don't make people take their shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

I have dogs. Yeah, I mean, I have dogs. There's nothing you can do that these dogs haven't done. Haven't done to this floor. Yeah, but I was. I was telling you about. I will often take a cooler outside. Of course you do various.

[Chick McGee]

Because you're insane.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a hot out there. When it's hot out there, I'll take a cooler out.

[Christy Lee]

Always offer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's like a couple guys cutting the grass and I never have drinks.

[Josh Arnold]

I just never have drinks.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a drink fridge in your garage?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You're not a.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to be careful.

[Chick McGee]

Resident of this state.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to be careful, though.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

When you bring them out, don't obviously shove them in the cooler often. No ice, you see.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So you load the cooler and then you go, oh, crap, we don't have any ice.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't say the word ice. Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're way behind there.

[Josh Arnold]

I was way behind. You know I was.

[Pat Godwin]

You should have silence.

[Josh Arnold]

Blissfully waiting in a simpler pool.

[Christy Lee]

And I love you.

[Tom Griswold]

If I say more ice, they. They all go away.

[Josh Arnold]

You open the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, I told you.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Warm tequila. Okay, let's see, where were we?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, The NBA playoffs continue. And a couple nights ago. We all love the halftime shows, don't we? Favorite halftime show, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

My favorite was the guy that had the puppets that on the clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like six guys standing there.

[Christy Lee]

And he would dance and do like the Village People and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Not just any six guys. Yes, the Village.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And they play ymca. Man, people love that.

[Christy Lee]

Red Panda does a good show.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great show.

[Chick McGee]

She balances herself on actual Chinese food

[Christy Lee]

bowls real high up there, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you ask?

[Chick McGee]

Well, the other night, there's a new gentleman in town who balances himself on basketballs and does tricks in the air. And I think we have a video of it. It went wrong. Oh, no, there he is. And you see that?

[Josh Arnold]

It's terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll explain. He's on a. Looks like a three foot post right in the hole. And it's got like a cup on the top of it. It's on a little tripod. He's got a basketball on top of the post. And he's, he's.

[Chick McGee]

It starts out okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's. He's up there doing a one armed handstand with his legs spread. And then. But he's. And he's got his hand on a basketball. The basketballs, it looks like. How about this? Like a long upside down plunger.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's a tee for the basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. And so he's up there. He's. His head's probably six feet off the ground, one handed. And then he slips and he, he, he falls groin first onto the pole. And you can tell it hits him right in the nuts because. Oh, the poor guy. Is he okay?

[Chick McGee]

I'm right in the nuts.

[Christy Lee]

As a woman, what I saw is, oh, my gosh, he landed on his ankle. He's probably jammed his leg up. I didn't even notice.

[Tom Griswold]

For the post game interview, he said, I'm okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm happy to be here.

[Josh Arnold]

He really does hit it balls first. That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

If you were aiming, you couldn't hit it any better, man. Anyway, the Wolves win that game a couple lines ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. So he's good luck. He has to do this every time now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, it was that. Yeah, it was at Minnesota. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a special request involving the Cavs game last night.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. The Cavs took it all in last night against the Detroit Pistons.

[Tom Griswold]

Basketball right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you smiling?

[Tom Griswold]

I can make you happy. I can make you happy. Happy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, how do you make me happy?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a gigantic story about a cocaine bust on a boat. Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

I have never been happy.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought this would cheer you up. You know what cheers me up?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

The fact that Christy Lee finally has found something that she can keep for her the rest of her life. I met your Hyundai, but your husband. Yeah, that's because Christy, since I have known her, I think the Hyundai's almost. Am I correct in saying husband? Am I correct in saying more or less a car a year?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're probably right. Yes. But not anymore. Because I have found the Tucson Hybrid from Hyundai and I am sold. I've had it almost. It'll be three years this year. That's a long time for me.

[Tom Griswold]

That's longer than how many of your marriages?

[Christy Lee]

Shush.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. I just keep putting my foot in my mouth.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna make three years this May. This month it'll be my third anniversary.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had my two week anniversary last week.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

Three year was the over under, so we'll see.

[Christy Lee]

We still have a few days.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you bet on that on Kelsey?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think so. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You can bet on anything else.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The Tucson hybrid has America's best warranty from Hyundai. And yesterday I drove by a Santa Fe hybrid. They're a little bit more rugged, a little bit bigger if you need to haul more stuff. And they can go off road, but they still come with that great warranty and they have great power. And there's so many wonderful things inside the cockpit of the Hyundai's. They have wonderful lane assist, they have a driver assist, they have heat, they have cooled seats. Now that we're getting into that hot season, just a wonderful drive. So if you haven't checked out the hybrids from Hyundai and they get great gas mileage, if I mentioned that, you can check them [e-mail] or visit your local Hyundai dealer or call 562-314-4603 and get all the details.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyundai. Thanks, Hyundai. Thank you, Christy. Coming up once again, we have some exciting stuff in the news. Actually, I'm kind of, kind of happy about this. We have news stories involving perhaps a new, I guess you could call it a new trend advocating the use of nicotine. Okay. This might involve social media. We have mascot theft, filet mignon update, and a poor lady in the news unable to belch.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's actually, it's actually fairly serious. And it's got a complicated name that I don't have to pronounce because Christie's gonna do the story. These are the aureliotto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Eventbrite.

[Christy Lee]

Eventbrite.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, what did I say?

[Chick McGee]

Show. All those mornings we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Ali Breen]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

The very gentleman Mental.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I don't want to wake the baby. Hi, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Should I say hello, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta let my neighbors know. Hey, if I'm mowing or trimming and your baby's asleep, come out and tell me to wait. Really? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I need to like that Aussie.

[Josh Arnold]

It is, it is. Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you have an electric mower, though?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that noisy?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not as noisy. It's the trimming more so that. Because in that part of the backyard there is some concrete, a runoff area for a creek. And I trim that because I can't get the mower over the edge.

[Announcer]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks beautiful. I do a great job. But. Yeah. So hey, hey, if that baby's asleep. Yeah, I'll. I can. I can. I'll sit down where I'm at, crisscross applesauce and wait.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're saying that you're. When it comes to not working, it's an easy call for you.

[Christy Lee]

That's how you took that?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And oh, by the way, weekends, what's the rule on the earliest you can start outdoor? Loud yard work.

[Josh Arnold]

Saturday I'm going 9. Sunday I'm going 10.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's the rule.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, your thoughts on when you can start?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I had been doing a little bit of air blowing. Oh, it's leaf blowing.

[Chick McGee]

What time? Like 6.

[Tom Griswold]

6am I get up very early in the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

6:30.

[Tom Griswold]

I was walking my dogs at 7:00 clock in the morning. What is it, Sunday? And they were pouring concrete next door?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I didn't go. I didn't mind at all.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I get it. But some of those noises can be. That's a little early.

[Chick McGee]

That's allowed concrete turning and that's a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was great. I didn't care. It's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're up.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that's. Well, everybody else can get up. Lazy sleeping in on a Sunday. What's the matter? Not going to church.

[Chick McGee]

But if he had cared, we wouldn't hear the end of it.

[Tom Griswold]

You won't sleep in and out bastards

[Chick McGee]

start pouring concrete at, oh, dark 30.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you watch? A little bit. Did you stop and watch it? Ask.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. Was fun.

[Chick McGee]

What'd you say? Hey, how many yards you're pouring.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I. I get a kick out of that. There's a. There's two construction things going on in my neighborhood. Really? Oh, yeah, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

Well, please don't leave us hanging.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the. Gus, the smell of the. The putting up the. They're framing a house. That great smell of the wood.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is great smell that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody getting a new driveway?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that they got. Yeah, new driveway next door and across the street they're building a house.

[Chick McGee]

You know it sounds to me like you need to build a new house.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever, when you were younger, did you ever run around like a half built neighborhood?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So exciting. And we weren't, we were so. We were being punks being there. We were not doing any damage, anything like that. Like we respected the work going on.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how.

[Josh Arnold]

We were 16 year old boys who were idiots. Thank goodness we weren't.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't get a 10 penny nail in the eye.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. But just like walking up the steps of an unfinished house was like so exciting.

[Christy Lee]

That is one of my best childhood memories. And we used to like use them as forts. We would play and like. Yeah, it was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They would have that hanging visqueen. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

First time, the first house I built. This is, I mean this is true to this day. The first thing did was they brought a dumpster over. And my friend Mark, my builder said there'll be something on that thing before the day is over. No, there's nothing before the day was over I went back down there. There was a couch in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no doubt. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A dumpster is. People just see them and oh, there's a dumpster here. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

So there's nothing better though than having your own dumpster for a day.

[Josh Arnold]

Or we get a neighborhood dumpster twice a year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a dumpster guy, you know that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, a guy.

[Chick McGee]

I can get a dumpster like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know what? You're generous with a chick. You let everybody know I got a

[Chick McGee]

dumpster if you need take a dump in my dumpster. That's what I tell them.

[Josh Arnold]

I used to love no dumping signs. I figured who am I kidding? I still love no dumping.

[Chick McGee]

I like the no dumping sign.

[Tom Griswold]

You put one, you should put one on the bathroom door of your house.

[Chick McGee]

You can grind your own nut butter at one of the grocery stores.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a street that most of us use every day. Instead of there are speed bumps, but the signs say speed humps.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently I found out there's a distinction. Apparently the speed humps are wider.

[Josh Arnold]

Makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

I have been told that may not be the case.

[Josh Arnold]

They are funnier signs though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And did you notice that the one some wiseacre took a screwdriver and undid the top screw so the sign's hanging Upside down?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You think they got caught in the act trying to steal the sign?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, could be. I just thought they thought it'd be funny to have it upside down. So some poor guy's gonna come flying down the street, his car realigned.

[Christy Lee]

Here's my little naive world. What does fill dirt wanted mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Filter fill dirt.

[Christy Lee]

I see those signs all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's filled out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

It means that if you say you've. They. They dug a hole and they. They put up the. The concrete or whatever it is, they want to fill it back, they got to fill so you can just drop

[Christy Lee]

your own dirt off.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, fellow Central Ohioans will know this. There was a band back in the mid-70s called Phil Dirt and the Dozers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's great.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

It was amazing. And they were great. They were great bar. Yeah, they were great bands.

[Christy Lee]

So in my head, I've dug. Got all this extra dirt, so I just can take it over there and dump it in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because they want to fill it before they pour concrete in, whatever it is that they dug out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Filter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now we're going to push on with Sporting News. Is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of like when you're. Christy, when you're putting. This is something everybody can relate to. When you're putting new line on a reel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you want to use maybe a braid or a floral, but that gets more expensive than monofilament. So you use mono. About halfway through the reel, and then you switch. Everybody knows time mama with.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's nice. I'm sorry. Sports.

[Christy Lee]

Fishing's a sport.

[Chick McGee]

So he wants to get something that he doesn't care for to something else that he doesn't care for.

[Tom Griswold]

I could read this letter instead.

[Chick McGee]

I dare. I double dog dare you.

[Josh Arnold]

You won't read it. He's afraid

[Tom Griswold]

we'll call this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Can I guess his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ron.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was the same as a TV show. His friends first name was the same as a cop show.

[Chick McGee]

Cop Rock.

[Tom Griswold]

T.J. no. What decade this could go along.

[Josh Arnold]

I liked Cop Rock, though. That's very, very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Dan August.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Spencer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like Spencer for hire.

[Tom Griswold]

Spencer for. I love that name.

[Josh Arnold]

He was PI.

[Christy Lee]

It was a PI.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Please, Tom, Please.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Copper PI. I went to a pretty decent high school.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty decent.

[Tom Griswold]

I made a policeman's nightstick in my welding class out of materials I found in the scrap bin. I had to smuggle it out of school and home on the bus, my friend. I'll show those cops in the same shop. Glass. My friend made a fully functioning cannon between his welding class and his machine checking class.

[Josh Arnold]

What? That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

We took it out to the country one day and fired it, and it removed itself from the trundle as it went off and went careening down the road.

[Chick McGee]

So that's the number one accident with the cannons.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Trundle misfires.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucky nobody got hurt.

[Christy Lee]

That kickback on a cannon.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, Derek from Charleston, South Carolina writes he made a pair of nunchucks and shop glass.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Josh Arnold]

We would have been in trouble. We couldn't have done it. That was considered like a terrible weapon that you'd get in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen Bruce Lee play ping pong with his nunchucks?

[Josh Arnold]

It's astounding.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it real?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it absolutely is real. The other guy has a paddle. He has his nunchucks, man. And you'd never know it.

[Tom Griswold]

Check that out. Crazy this one is. Or borderline obvious. This guy made.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Personal item on a lathe.

[Chick McGee]

We both.

[Josh Arnold]

He's mad because he. First off, he said it was fairly obvious, and then when we state the obvious, he's pissed.

[Christy Lee]

Now he's mad.

[Josh Arnold]

You are a baby.

[Chick McGee]

You've ruined my life.

[Tom Griswold]

I just hope he sanded it very well. Yeah, you may want to put a couple extra coats of shellac on that.

[Chick McGee]

In the history of sex toy, they hollowed those out and put bees in them. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

For the vibration of.

[Chick McGee]

That's a real thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it works.

[Tom Griswold]

Allegedly. I. Seems like a pretty stupid idea to me.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I mean, what else. How else are you gonna get it to bros?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Electricity. Then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. But what if one of the bees gets out?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a chance you take.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got there would.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the problem is they would die. And then you have to get new bees.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I'm just saying, what if you. What if you, you know, you're in the middle of using a bee gets

[Chick McGee]

out and honey the beast.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to get a bee sting down in the.

[Chick McGee]

The bees are dead.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I wouldn't mind getting one on the penis. It swells it up a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

It's worth it. You know something? I think back to sports. Anything.

[Chick McGee]

I think it'd be having bees in it would be better than grabbing it by the thing and shaking it a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Chet holmgren, the only NBA player since Chet Walker to be named Chet 24 points, 12 rebounds. Oklahoma City Thunder defeat the Lakers 108, 90.

[Josh Arnold]

No chick. I always thought you knew your chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, see, you know, it's one of his. He would always pass the ball to a guy named Brinkley.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Good night.

[Chick McGee]

Chat Thundering you here. People sprinting to their Google to find out who Chad Huntley.

[Tom Griswold]

Chad Huntley or Chad Huntley and David Brinkley? The original duo, the Keith and Mick

[Josh Arnold]

of evening news say Chad Huntley seven times fast.

[Chick McGee]

Have you noticed that all three news anchors for the major networks look exactly alike?

[Tom Griswold]

They're all, once again, very handsome.

[Chick McGee]

White guys, dark hair.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all shifted around.

[Josh Arnold]

They must have gotten your letters.

[Chick McGee]

I, for one.

[Tom Griswold]

I get a big kick out of David Muir every time he has a chance. He wears a T shirt that's too tight to show off his muscles. Riding in helicopters over war zones.

[Chick McGee]

Do you like David Meir?

[Tom Griswold]

He's good.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a handsome guy, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

I understand their budget on hair gel is like a million dollars a year. He's got product in that hair.

[Chick McGee]

There you are back at hair again. Bless your heart, Kate Cunningham.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't trust a guy named. What is it? Yamus. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

It's a Greek thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. Foreign. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Poultry, chicken, something. Some Americans on TV got another letter here.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure are in his way. Today, shop class.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't as bad as yesterday, but it's close.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for Christy.

[Chick McGee]

I think you'll like this.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this. Maybe Asa like.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's see if we can shout out the answer before he gets.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see if. I think I've got 20 bucks, I think, in my pocket.

[Chick McGee]

Dildo.

[Tom Griswold]

You guess what this is? It's yours. This is from Larry in Elk Grove, California.

[Chick McGee]

Moose

[Tom Griswold]

in our high school metal shop, we did quote, unquote, foundry. And we made something for cars and a foundry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, pouring.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the name of the class thing for cars. Yeah, that would be a good guess. What ornament? Something cool for cars?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Fins.

[Tom Griswold]

No, your hint is hot rod.

[Chick McGee]

Flames down the side.

[Tom Griswold]

Made of metal. Flames made of metal on the side of a car. Really? That's your guess?

[Chick McGee]

You're out.

[Tom Griswold]

Next.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't even know I was in,

[Christy Lee]

and now I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened?

[Christy Lee]

Not wheels, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

No, something cool. A hot rod. Minor accessory. That's really cool.

[Chick McGee]

Airfoil, fuzzy dice.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Fuzzy dice and metal shop.

[Chick McGee]

Fuzzy dice. Am I out again?

[Christy Lee]

The answer is put on the steering wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a. Oh, what's that called? A choker?

[Chick McGee]

A necronomic.

[Tom Griswold]

A.

[Josh Arnold]

A chrome skull for the shifter.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Enter. No, it was a metal. A foot pedal is right. I remember there would be a metal pedal in the shape of a foot for the accelerator. Then they'd also. Back in the day, remember tiny, tiny one. The little one for the bright lights. I liked it when the bright lights were on the floor.

[Chick McGee]

I did too.

[Josh Arnold]

Your brights were on the floor?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, on a button.

[Chick McGee]

And you.

[Tom Griswold]

You take your left foot and it was usually in the upper left corner.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

The only problem they had was that people got their feet confused. And you would accelerate sharply and you thought you were turning your brights on. But.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because now I. Is it the brights or is it the windshield washer? Is it going to start squirting in the back window? What the hell are these things? Way too complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, do you guys have adaptive brights?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty handy.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

Careful.

[Josh Arnold]

It knows when a car is coming. Yeah. If it senses. If it sees that a car is coming, they go down automatically.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Your car has it.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea. I. If I. I would love to have enough money to have a car modified so that I could get the Steven Spielberg lights put on a car. So when a guy's coming at you with his brights on, it doesn't turn them off. You could turn on these things. It would actually emit heat. It would be so bright, blinding the guy. You know, like in Close Encounters when the ship's behind him. Lights. You would turn, you'd actually see them smoke. And you'd hear this. Those are bright lights.

[Chick McGee]

Start keeping track of everything. That doesn't work on your car. That actually does work.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they were.

[Chick McGee]

I just don't know how to turn it on.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you guys surprised that the car. Chiron, hasn't really become a thing where you can have. You can write messages on your back windshield that say things like, hey, you want to get off my ass?

[Christy Lee]

Tom's been on this for a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, how did it not. I've. We've seen them. You guys have probably seen them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they haven't really seen them.

[Josh Arnold]

They say things like. They're vague. They're never. Because you have to type them in. But now with voice, you should be able to go, hey, Chiron, tell this guy behind me to get off my hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I have a question. If you're a police officer, you can anonymously write us. I know if I were a cop, I would. You know how I believe in cruel and unusual punishment. A. And usually I can tell on site whether or not they're guilty.

[Chick McGee]

Do you.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't get a lot of jury duty, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I would be. My. If they're here, they're guilty. I would be. If I were writing tickets, I would certainly base. Whether or not they got a ticket. I would base it on bumper stickers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, that's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I would immediately. My bias would kick in. And also, by the way, anything over three bumper stickers, I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, they're like tattoos, don't they? People who get them, all of a sudden they get 50.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I do like it when they conflict.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too. Yeah. I like when the action of the driver conflicts with the bumper.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's always nice, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for cutting me off. I thought we were supposed to coexist, you dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now what happened to that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just wondering. I mean, if you. If you're a cop and you approach someone and you look at the bumper system go, this guy's a jerk. I hate this guy. Here it comes.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the conflicting bumper stickers on, like, the Escalade. Things that have a huge carbon footprint, but it's save the. Save the air.

[Tom Griswold]

I like. I'd like to have an Escalade and be. Save the year more for me. Did you vote yesterday?

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, your vote doesn't count. You're just one person.

[Christy Lee]

And it was so funny because I changed counties, so I got to vote in a different county this time.

[Chick McGee]

And that's not funny.

[Christy Lee]

Well, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They have a whole different system than what I was used to, so I'd never seen it before. And so I had to put the paper in and do my thing. And then she goes, take it over there and put it in the ballot box. Deal. I go, well, that suspiciously looks like a trash can.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's not a trash can. It's a shredder.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And she goes, yeah, I've heard that before.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

All because the one I. The one I went to, too, it's you. It's like a 4 inch by 12 inch thing. Kind of a plasticine paper, whatever it is. And after you've filled it out. Yeah, you. You put it in this machine and sucks it in.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But it sure does look like a shredder.

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

But the people there were so nice.

[Christy Lee]

They were really nice.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you guys voting on that stuff? It was nothing. It wasn't president or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not allowed to if you don't vote.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not true at all.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't bitch.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm against that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can as much as you want if you didn't vote.

[Tom Griswold]

But your bitching doesn't count.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it doesn't count.

[Tom Griswold]

Yours doesn't count anywhere. Because I know May 1st was your favorite holiday.

[Chick McGee]

What's yours is mine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know me.

[Chick McGee]

So,

[Josh Arnold]

Mayday, where were you at my party?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Commie. It's comedy day.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Comedy Day.

[Tom Griswold]

As I said earlier in the show, we have a bunch of great news coming up. We haven't gotten any of it yet.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up and a special

[Tom Griswold]

request involving the NBA playoffs. We're gonna get to it. It's one of my favorites. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

See full [e-mail] agent welcome back to

[Chick McGee]

the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

And her actual leopard skin scarf.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's moving around a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

It's down there in your cleavage. Have you noticed that, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm hiding it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I heard.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's got cleavage. There he is. Oh, yeah, I do.

[Jess Hooker]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Heck, my pec muscles.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got your. Your medallion. There's your Uncle Saint Genesis. Okay. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Hoping to hear from some police officers today and the next couple days. About do you, if you are approaching an automobile or a truck and for a possible violation, do you allow the bumper stickers to bias you? And if that's a word not, I certainly would.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it Takes practice for that. For it not to, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But Augie Smith had that. Had a great observation. He's like political bumper stickers. Don't we hate each other enough on the roads? We have to bring politics into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or even religion. You're driving along, and the guy's got the. What would Jesus do? Apparently, he'd cut me off in order to get a better parking space at Bob Evans.

[Josh Arnold]

Please read your own bumper stickers, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have road rage?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't remember the. The test driving story?

[Josh Arnold]

You had it while test driving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was with Mark. My friend Mark.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a bad influence on you. I don't want you seeing him now.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you hang out with him and we.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, because you.

[Chick McGee]

You had to go get the child seat.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's very funny. We were. We were test driving a very nice car, and it had a sunroof, and it was. The sunroof was. Was open.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't like being tailgated. And it was a construction zone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There were men and women out there working.

[Christy Lee]

So you slowed to the property.

[Tom Griswold]

Slowed down, and I had a guy right on my ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I took my hand, shoved it up the thing, and gave the guy the bird. And then we. When we got out of the construction zone, the guy was pulling up next to us. And Mark goes, what the hell's wrong with that guy?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's wrong with that guy?

[Christy Lee]

Know that you had done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, I've learned my lesson. I could have been shot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But, hey, don't speed through construction.

[Josh Arnold]

And also, those people are working hard. Also, the construction workers looked over and went, what's that guy's problem?

[Chick McGee]

Why is he flipping hard out here?

[Christy Lee]

My stepdad had a guy follow him all the way home one time. Talk about scary.

[Chick McGee]

Geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had.

[Christy Lee]

He got road rage.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what Oscar likes to do?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

He has terrible road rage. And when he's driving, he lets the person know he's quite upset with them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then pulls up beside them in the left lane so that I'm facing the driver sitting innocently in the passenger seat, taking the brunt of this guy's fury.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I had a guy following me that got real weird. I drove to a fire station.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Smart.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

I've done that on my way to work before.

[Tom Griswold]

I said, I don't know what's. I don't know what this guy's issue is. I didn't do anything. All of a sudden, I had this

[Chick McGee]

guy, I flipped him out.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't do anything. This is serious. And he was pulling up next to me and screaming. I drove right to a fire station.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have it anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

I got rid of it.

[Christy Lee]

How did you get rid of it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's wasted energy and emotion.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're so good.

[Josh Arnold]

You just gotta look. Most of the time it has nothing to do with you. Anyway, they're running late and they're pissed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or whatever. And I always try to. I also try to give people the benefit of the doubt. Man, why is this guy riding my ass so bad? You know why? Because his wife is giving birth and he needs to get there.

[Christy Lee]

I've had those.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a shame. When I took and you pull up next to the guy and run him off the road.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now they're going to be spend more time in the hospital together.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. That's a positive. I'm sorry. We have something resembling a sportscast taking place.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Where were we? Oklahoma City takes game one of the Thunder Lakers series. They win 108. 90 last night. Chet Holmgren had 24 points.

[Tom Griswold]

Chet Baker, yes or no?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I like him. I like him singing actually better than the Trump thing. Cade Cunningham scored 23. Tobias Harris had 20. Pistons beat the Cavs in game one. 111. Who 101 in Detroit. Tobias.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Detroit Pistons.

[Chick McGee]

Let me look. No, I just think it's Detroit.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Shoy Joe. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell? What did you say? The Bob and Tom story.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I'm trying to. I just found the letter.

[Chick McGee]

There's a million stories that the Bob and Tom 40 years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Bill.

[Chick McGee]

Bill. Bill can do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Who writes My sister in law is very hot.

[Pat Godwin]

I like this.

[Tom Griswold]

This is very confusing. My wife's sister, not my brother's wife sent me a link to Tim's song about the Detroit Pistons.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That's nice. Congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

You can listen to it a hundred times.

[Tom Griswold]

I am curious.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what, I'll buy him a copy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm curious if Mr. Tim Cavanaugh is a collector of Piston stuff in reality because I.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have some Pistons gear.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he wants to sell him.

[Tom Griswold]

I would argue can't be found. My dad worked. Listen, this is the part you'll like, Chick. My dad worked for the Pistons between 1965 and 1972. If Tim is truly a collector of Pistons memorabilia, I could have some items that would add to his song worth consideration. I have forwarded this to Tim Cavanaugh.

[Chick McGee]

Well, then why'd you bother us?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I mean, can you. I mean, in 65, was anything good going on there? These teams. These teams did not have anything resembling. They didn't have. For the most part. They didn't have mascots. They didn't have merch. You couldn't get. I mean, you could barely even get a T shirt back then. Then it was a whole different world.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think. I don't think. Was it the Detroit Pistons? Weren't they in Fort Wayne or something?

[Josh Arnold]

And Chick, I think you're right.

[Christy Lee]

This guy.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy writes that letter in such a way that he wants to sell.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There was nothing about. I would like to gift. I would happily phrases like worth consideration.

[Tom Griswold]

I think all he wants is an updated song.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

He wants Tim to update the song. What song is that, Tom? Oh, I'm so glad you asked. You mean this one?

[Chick McGee]

He's talking to himself. The Detroit Pistons.

[Tom Griswold]

Mod returns. When I dribble.

[Chick McGee]

They do. I'll show them. I won't go to Pat show.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say. Did you say after multiple listenings zero joy. Did I get that line right? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The Fort Wayne Pistons.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a perfect song.

[Chick McGee]

Move. Moved to Detroit in 1957.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

The Detroit Pistons.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever happened to the Cincinnati Royals?

[Josh Arnold]

The Kansas City Royals changed sports.

[Chick McGee]

Even city. Omaha. Kansas City. Omaha Royals. And I believe Nate Archibald played for that. I love tiny Archibald. And then they went to. I want to say Sacramento maybe. I don't know. After that.

[Josh Arnold]

Was Nate the tiniest NBA player at the time?

[Chick McGee]

Definitely by the Spud Web.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he eventually.

[Tom Griswold]

Mugsy.

[Chick McGee]

Mugsy Boat. Yeah, Mugsy.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we have any guys like that now?

[Tom Griswold]

Now the Globetrotters do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

The Globetrotters have a little guy, right? He's very good. Hilarious. I love the glass. You know, I love the Globetrotters.

[Chick McGee]

Now when you say little guy. Is he.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's a small. I don't know if he's a dwarf or a. What's the other term?

[Christy Lee]

Vertically challenged little person.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, but great shooter.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Not all that great at the rebounding.

[Chick McGee]

You can't dunk probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, you can. They bring out a trampoline.

[Chick McGee]

I think Spud Webb won the dunk contest one year, didn't you?

[Christy Lee]

Did you post that recently? Somebody did. Oh, on my Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

There's a guy that is 5, 8 in the NBA. Apparently he's the shortest current player.

[Tom Griswold]

Yuki pretty short.

[Josh Arnold]

Kawaruma you're thinking, what guys wouldn't get American?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, well, but Spud Webb, what was he, five three? Mugsy Bogues was five three.

[Chick McGee]

I'm two great names was five seven.

[Christy Lee]

Mugsy was five three. Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's significant.

[Chick McGee]

Spud won the NBA Slam Dunk Contest in 1986, a five seven rookie with the Hawks.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Five two on a good. No, I'm five one, if that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, five feed. I'll take you to the H.G.

[Josh Arnold]

rick.

[Chick McGee]

I'll work you over, baby.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

You give it one of these before you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she darn right. All right, let's move forward here.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that sports? No, there's more coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Record coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up. This is quite interesting. We have sexual fantasies that sexual once. Once indulged in turn out to be disappointed.

[Josh Arnold]

And we will all confess our deepest, darkest sexual fantasies we're ashamed of when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? Of course. And of all things in the news.

[Chick McGee]

And I'd like to apologize for everyone on that train in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

A place I didn't even know was real. Sherwood Forest in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Robin, it comes from somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, it's. It's a real place and it's in the news, and people are not happy. We'll find out why when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you? Welcome back to the Top show at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't gotten to my little thing over here for you, Tom. Just for you. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. He's the I hate Stevens Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you want to hear about what they've got going on right now?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

And like Tom has been saying, man, if you're not on this already, Mama may be a little disappointed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we don't want Mama to be disappointed.

[Josh Arnold]

Capture the colors of the sunrise with Stephen Singer's brand new Sunrise 24 Karat Gold Dipped Rose. Look, we've had some beautiful roses in the past. This is my personal favorite. I think it's absolutely lovely. And you will, too, as will your mother. I hate stephensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

there's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee with a special real quick note.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephen Singer told me today at 2:00 Eastern Time. That's the deadline. If you want to make sure to get free shipping and get it in time for Mother's Day.

[Christy Lee]

Four days away.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't forget diamonds. Diamonds for Mother's Day. A big plus. You're gonna thank me. I do not want to get letters Monday. I forgot about Mother's Day. I'm sleeping on a concrete couch in the back lawn. Your fault, idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, clean socks. Right? Yes, Tom, what type of television shows do you like the most? That's right. Old television shows. And what do you like about the old television shows?

[Tom Griswold]

The honesty, the truth, The American way.

[Chick McGee]

What about the theme song?

[Tom Griswold]

I love the. I think the theme music to television shows is so much. And my favorite theme songs are the ones that bring you up to speed on what is happening with the show. For example, Gilligan's Island. They tell you exactly who's who. And of course it's famous for the. The. After the. After the first year of the show they changed it and they. And they added the professor and Marianne.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they. They were not lesser figures on the island. No, they wanted to fit in. But there are many shows that do this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think in all our talk about this, all your damn talk, we haven't touched on the fall guys guy. And the fall guy actually explains what's going on. You remember the fall guy with Lee Majors? It won.

[Christy Lee]

Was he a Stuntman zero?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was on the. And he loved it as a kid theme song. Here we go. Oh, he's snapping

[Tom Griswold]

with Far Up.

[Announcer]

I've never been with any. Anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you stop for a second?

[Josh Arnold]

I know it sounds like a Bob Kavoan song.

[Pat Godwin]

Did it sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he say I've been seen with Farah?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I think he was dating Lee Majors.

[Christy Lee]

Lee Majors and Farah.

[Tom Griswold]

He was married to him.

[Josh Arnold]

Married? Yeah. It's even a little meta.

[Tom Griswold]

And she was Farah Fawcett Majors.

[Christy Lee]

Right. They were married.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not right. That wasn't Lee Majors she was married to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, who was it?

[Chick McGee]

Arnold Major.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she's a

[Chick McGee]

Chrissy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, so. I'm sorry, so this. I never saw this show because I

[Chick McGee]

didn't either and I thought the theme was. I'm sorry. No, no, that was. You remember the theme was way better.

[Josh Arnold]

Heart to Heart. Had a guy talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, this is Mrs. H. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know that was Keeper, right? Lionel.

[Chick McGee]

Stan.

[Tom Griswold]

Lionel Sander. That's right. You ever see Cul de Sac?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Polanski movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. With Donald Pleasence and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, isn't he in that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You like Roman, if I remember correctly. He is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Chinatown is one of the best movies ever made.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

You and Polanski, huh? Out there on Epstein island, right?

[Pat Godwin]

You allow his safe passage back to the States, Is that what you're saying?

[Chick McGee]

Welcome him with open arms.

[Tom Griswold]

It was my fault.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a different time.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to separate the dancer from

[Chick McGee]

the dance sometimes, you know, like, can

[Tom Griswold]

you separate Michael Jackson from the allegations? No, you can't.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I can.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I like pyt, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I love. I can, too. I mean, I really like man in the Mirror. It's hard to discount Bill Cosby himself.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

As not being one of the greatest hours of comedy.

[Chick McGee]

It really is.

[Josh Arnold]

But my gosh, it's just such a bummer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I don't mean it's a

[Josh Arnold]

bummer that we can't enjoy it like we used to. I mean, it's a bummer that he

[Jess Hooker]

was a. Yeah, he was a jerk.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, worse than a jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerk is pretty light. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You jerk. I think the word rapist.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey, hey. What was the worst part?

[Tom Griswold]

The non consensual part?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all allegations, of course.

[Chick McGee]

It's time now.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your favorite modern TV song?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You like the Big Bang Theory theme?

[Chick McGee]

You like the.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

You like the Pit theme?

[Tom Griswold]

I like. I like the French theme. I like the Pit, for the most part, doesn't have music on it. That's why I said that on occasion they do.

[Jess Hooker]

So what's the intro?

[Chick McGee]

It's just our three or hour nine or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

It just goes right into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think having. I think a theme song that explains the action.

[Jess Hooker]

The Brady Bunch is what I always think of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's a story.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It was inappropriate. I mean, sometimes on Schindler's List, I thought at the beginning, really Kind of

[Josh Arnold]

a big old heart. He wants to help those in peril.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad guy with a Hitler mustache turns out to be Hitler himself. Yeah, that's a stupid song.

[Chick McGee]

Germans. Germans are bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not all Germans necessarily.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they go on to say that in the song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Really? Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, we don't need to.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you and Polanski go visit Berlin? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He lives there. I think he might Switzerland or something. Is he still alive? Yeah, yeah, he's still making movies.

[Josh Arnold]

He's had a couple in the last Couple decades that are still strong. The Pianist.

[Chick McGee]

The penis.

[Tom Griswold]

The penis?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes. The five inch penis.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite jokes.

[Chick McGee]

What is that joke? The 12 inch guy keeps knocking drinks over or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys also like that joke that ends with, hey, do you know that your fly is open and your penis is on the piano bench? Know it?

[Chick McGee]

I wrote it.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Was there any more sporting news at all?

[Chick McGee]

This is world record that you have declared is great. Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Yes. This is the filet one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Stupid world record.

[Tom Griswold]

Like filet mignon, not the other.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What other filet?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, actually it is. Yeah. At steak standby.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's this. This is problematic. You're going to be upset. I'm glad you're here for this, Ms. Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

A team of French butchers have broken the Guinness world record for the most filet mignon prepared in 24 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

In achieving the title, 48 butchers working in teams of four, prepared a total of 5,728 filets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yum.

[Chick McGee]

Using over 8,500 pounds of. Of pork meat.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cheaper.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never heard of.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

Pork fillet.

[Tom Griswold]

It goes on to explain roughly the

[Chick McGee]

weight of an adult male hippopotamus. 8, 500 pounds. According to Guinness, filet mignon refers to a long muscle located along the spine found in meats such as pork, beef and veal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, who knew?

[Christy Lee]

You never hear about a pork.

[Chick McGee]

Pork was used for the attempt as the French traditionally consider that cut to be pork tenderloin.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, okay. Yeah, boy. Yeah, I. I bet it was delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

But why don't you do you wrap

[Josh Arnold]

it in steak strips?

[Chick McGee]

And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a. There was actually, they. I didn't put the whole article there because I knew he'd.

[Chick McGee]

Here's collapse.

[Tom Griswold]

Reading it.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Tom. Boredom with the. The fun fact.

[Tom Griswold]

This is true because in this article from the Guinness people, they do say, as chick read, they. This is their prose. They say that this amount of beef, or excuse me, of pork, was roughly the weight of an adult male hippopotamus. This is a true fact from the United States of America. Read this. It's great. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you actually check it. You have.

[Tom Griswold]

I give you the fun fact. You want.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted you to read it because it's horse crap. A congressman in the 1880s proposed solving the US meat shortage by importing hippos. Oh, Mr. Speaker, this is one fight I'm willing to. The bad hole. The New York Times called them Lake Cow, bacon, The hippopotamus.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

The bill did not pass.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, do they eat hippos anywhere?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to wonder if the guy

[Christy Lee]

was joking, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

But I saw that footnote and thought, that is so weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody must have eaten hippo at least once and went, you know what? This isn't great.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And so we don't do it very often.

[Jess Hooker]

Seems like it'd be tough. Yeah, that's what I would get.

[Chick McGee]

Pork is a tough thing to cook. It's chewy or dry.

[Christy Lee]

It depends.

[Jess Hooker]

You're not doing it right.

[Tom Griswold]

Pork belly, when done right's great.

[Chick McGee]

Well, pork belly is just.

[Christy Lee]

That's like bacon.

[Chick McGee]

Disco bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but yeah, I. I was surprised that it. The filet record. I mean, this was obviously a big show.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I don't get it one either.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a fellatio.

[Josh Arnold]

Fellatio.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You're going. Are you going to the filet show later? Did you enjoy the filet show?

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of pork. I'm sorry, the.

[Chick McGee]

My mouth is gay. Really? Wow. Fellatio.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it was.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, here's the heart to heart theme.

[Josh Arnold]

I love this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is my boss, Jonathan Hunt, millionaire.

[Josh Arnold]

He's quite a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Quite a guy.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous. What a terrific lady.

[Josh Arnold]

I got what I want.

[Tom Griswold]

Went to terrific way. Wow, this is really dated, Max.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's wonderfully dated.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I take care of them when they get together. Cuz their hobby is murder. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Jonathan Hart. Jonathan Hart was once on a boat with Christopher Walken. But we won't get into it.

[Pat Godwin]

Go there.

[Chick McGee]

Natalie Wood no more.

[Tom Griswold]

Not all wood floats, if you know what I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy.

[Josh Arnold]

So who was Mrs. Hart?

[Christy Lee]

Stephanie Power.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, thank you. And did they actually have a relationship?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They were together, right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought they were a couple.

[Pat Godwin]

After Jill St. John maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he stuck her to Bill Holden.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Jill saying you go, bill William Holden. No, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You went call him Bill.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting. You must. You must have lunch with him.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Bill and I are. You know, Jill St. John's brother was John St. Jill. Did you know that?

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something? Tom, what do you think?

[Chick McGee]

Better than filet show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh really? What is better than Filet show?

[Chick McGee]

John St. J.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks.

[Chick McGee]

Look who's.

[Tom Griswold]

Look who put it in a beehive.

[Chick McGee]

Steven Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Change the subject, shall we?

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps I should get you a. Some sort of jewel, a piece of jewelry. As in A way of apology. Okay, the filet show incident, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let's see the deadline Today, Eastern Time, 2 o'. Clock. The point is, what? Well, if you want to get that free shipping. You want to get that free shipping from Steven Singer Jewelers, you're gonna have to act now. So if you're driving, please pull over.

[Chick McGee]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you just got mad at yourself, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Who wouldn't? Okay, there's room for more.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, have you heard Christy and Bill Holden have lunch together?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then Christy tripped to me. Hit his head. Yeah, hit his head in the end table. That was the end of. That's why they call it an end table. It's the last thing he did.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the last thing to go through your mind? Well, apparently it was a drawer from an end.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'll put his performance in Stylock 17 up against anybody's. He's great. Bill Holden?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What time was it in the movie Belly?

[Chick McGee]

You mean what time was Pearl Harbor?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I thought you were going to fill that in when you did the line.

[Chick McGee]

It was six o'. Clock. We were having dinner in Berlin.

[Tom Griswold]

See, he's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a cr. Now, now if we could cleanse the pallet, I can tell you that coming up we're going to have a delightful conversation with Eliza Schlesinger. Great comedian. We're also have a delightful discussion with Ali Breen. But right now we're talking about my buddy Stephen Singer. Because Steven Singer Jewelers has got what every mom needs. Lots of different stuff, including earrings, bracelets, all with real diamonds, of course. Lots of stuff, including the special roses. These are roses that don't wilt. They last forever. They're dipped in 24 karat gold. It's the special Mother's Day rose from Steven Singer Jewelers. You can check these out by going to ihatestevensinger.com they come in a beautiful gift box. These roses are just 89 bucks. They last forever. And Steven Singer has a great guarantee on everything and free shipping. But if you want to get it in time for Mother's Day, the free shipping thing ends today at 2 o'. Clock. So I'm just letting you know. 2 o' clock Eastern Time. USA Stevens Gold dipped roses. Real roses. Once again dipped in 24 karat gold. Guaranteed to last a lifetime. Also, lots of great jewelry celebrate all those moms. They're getting up early. That's why they do the sunrise rose. They're getting up early. Making lunch for you, perhaps. Perhaps for the boys and the girls. So once again, it's Mother's Day. Coming up Sunday, don't forget, celebrate those moms with Stephen Singer @IHATE stevensinger.com. when we return, more Sporting news.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's unbelievable. Plus, we have a. Sexual fantasies and mascots in the news. And the story of a lady who can't burp. There is a name for this affliction and you'll find out what is the alternate way to. You'll see. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the IH Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And hello, once again, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we have a lot going on. Coming up, Eliza Schlesinger, the great comedian will be our guest. Ali Breen, our sexpert, as some like to say portmanteau.

[Josh Arnold]

It's actually pronounced port flair. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On the way.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of practice, a little sexy time.

[Tom Griswold]

But right now, right now we have a. We have a little sport, some sporting news.

[Chick McGee]

I just wanted to show you Snoop Dogg walking in to the Met gala the other night. Yeah, he was. Monday night maximum. Snoop Dogged out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know if Bill Holden was there or not, but I'm guessing

[Christy Lee]

Holden was not there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Snoop. Yeah, he's a resplendent in a blue cape.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

And his cigar. I don't know what he's smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

He's vaping.

[Josh Arnold]

It's funny.

[Chick McGee]

And wait a minute, he's not. He's not even close to done yet. Ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's got a flamethrower.

[Chick McGee]

A giant flame. Tom, I thought.

[Christy Lee]

How did that not catch stuff on.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you would especially enjoy the fl.

[Tom Griswold]

He's wearing a giant blue. It looks like it's. He's got a train on the thing that looks like it's 20ft long that

[Josh Arnold]

two men have to help with.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it looks like a king's robe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Blue paisley.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Jess Hooker]

Very pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it is paisley. I didn't catch that design.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's elaborate.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice. That's sports.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sports. Yep. Okay. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome. Welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed it very much.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for saying it's time now

[Tom Griswold]

to move forward here.

[Christy Lee]

Are you going to start with our fantasy deal over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, if you want.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Mr. Fantasy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good song.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the topic. What sexual fantasy left you disappointed when you actually tried it? Oh, this is from Reddit.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we could all start marriage with sex in the shower. Sex in the shower or hot tub?

[Jess Hooker]

In the water.

[Josh Arnold]

Jerry, rarely as cool as you felt.

[Pat Godwin]

Love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Love it.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Sex in the shower.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love hearing that.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I like showering together and then sex somewhere else.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Pat Godwin]

That is good.

[Chick McGee]

That's the way Josh and I. I mean, that's the way I enjoy it.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever soap up a really big pair of boobs? Just as awesome as anything.

[Pat Godwin]

You're by yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Pat, for stepping in.

[Chick McGee]

That was me.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat steps in.

[Chick McGee]

Way to go, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

My normal role. I like it when they swap. They swap roles.

[Jess Hooker]

You like to wash a woman's hair?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's nice.

[Jess Hooker]

That is nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Because I love having my hair washed, right? And so I. I know how great it is.

[Christy Lee]

You have a big shower. You and Kelly don't get in there and you wash your hair for.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna wash it.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

He's busy playing with the shower now.

[Josh Arnold]

One time I did shave a woman's legs, and I didn't care for it at all. In fact, I stopped halfway through and said, please take over, because I was so scared I was gonna cut her. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean accidentally?

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she just wouldn't shut up.

[Pat Godwin]

I was so scared.

[Josh Arnold]

And I said, if you don't stop talking about that woman you don't like at your job, I'm going to cut you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna get gilletted right in the carotid artery.

[Chick McGee]

I hate. Hate them, too. It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of these I really can't read. They're far too graphic. What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

They're adults. Here.

[Tom Griswold]

This one involves. He's bending over

[Josh Arnold]

and she's.

[Tom Griswold]

I really can't.

[Josh Arnold]

You know I can. You guys know I'm really good at tiptoeing around this stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't you give it to Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't trust me.

[Chick McGee]

Is the word. Is the word grim in there anywhere?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We can't trust Tom because the more he cleans it up, the dirtier it'll.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, the word rim could be in here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And the problem is at the end of the. It's quote again, the shower is running.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's. He's bent over lower. The final phrase is damn near waterboarded myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what he's doing.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He's on his knees.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a short one. 1.

[Josh Arnold]

A soggy lunch, we call it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna have a soggy lunch

[Josh Arnold]

or a wet artichoke?

[Christy Lee]

Do you have like a bench or a seat in your shower?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, those are good.

[Christy Lee]

Have you heard what those are called?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'm gonna hear it now. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, F. Bench.

[Christy Lee]

Bench, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a BJ bench.

[Pat Godwin]

Very famous.

[Josh Arnold]

I know a park that has one of those down the street.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Right there. You can walk there.

[Chick McGee]

I know there's a HJ Center.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where Pat's gonna be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Uhhuh. That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you guys seen the Glory Hole building that's down there?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's not pretty. It's just some hole in the wall, but it is a.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever.

[Jess Hooker]

Serious.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll let that go. That. I enjoyed that.

[Chick McGee]

Have you anybody actually seen a Glory Hole in real life?

[Josh Arnold]

I know Tom has. I have not.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. You have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And where was this low library on the campus of Columbia University.

[Chick McGee]

Honest to God.

[Tom Griswold]

In a very, very old bathroom. I mean, in the stall. The kind that had. The kind that had. Remember the urinals that went all the way down to the floor?

[Chick McGee]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a great design. Well, now I can spray my shoes. I'll explain. Ladies, contemporary urinals, typically our hip height. Yeah, A little. Maybe knee height for the kids, but they're not. They don't go all the way to the floor.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But back in the day, they were these enormous floor length.

[Christy Lee]

But yeah, you see them in older houses.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they work. Dude, I don't think you get the backsplash with those down to the floor ones.

[Chick McGee]

I think you get more splash out of the hip.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree. Especially the kid one.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to hit it at the right angle, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you just can't go in there willy nilly whipping it around.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you know, he's doing other things. He's eating cereal. He's on the phone.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you are. You do eat cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus, much like a fire hose he can't control.

[Chick McGee]

So gigantic.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. So the point is. Yes. In the. In Low Library.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a glory.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. No, it was. Excuse me. That's. It was in Butler Library. The other one. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where the butlers could check out books.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There was a traditional. They were like oak dividers between the stalls.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it was between the stalls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not in the wall.

[Jess Hooker]

So these. So the assumption is it's a guy

[Christy Lee]

on the other side. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In that case, for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It was in New York. Are you kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Early 20th century, Ivy League.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was a guy.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Okay. If you're straight, raise your hand. Not a lot of hands.

[Tom Griswold]

And it had been primitively carved, it looked like, with Bic pens over the years. I was actually discussing it with the dean of the college at one point.

[Josh Arnold]

Was his mouth full? You know, dean. Now you. So you. You're into this, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Talking about behind the couch.

[Chick McGee]

Talking about old time.

[Tom Griswold]

I was about to say the distinguished name of the dean. I will. Not now. No, because he was aware of it and there had been an incident.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I bet he was aware of it. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, never mind. Let's just move forward here. Where were we? Oh, once again, these are fantasies that when you get to it, it really.

[Christy Lee]

Not as good as it sounded.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. These are. Now that I've looked at them. Here's one. I thought I wanted to be dominated, writes this young lady.

[Josh Arnold]

You do you.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked my husband. I asked my husband to slap me. He slapped me and I started sobbing.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. If they. She found out.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I promise you, that guy never felt horrible.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And if he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't. Yeah. Then you got a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If he loved it, then there are other issues.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Traumatized.

[Chick McGee]

I know the last time we tried this, you cried, but I really. I really dug it.

[Josh Arnold]

I've tried both.

[Christy Lee]

Tried what?

[Josh Arnold]

Being smacked in the face and slapping.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In the face.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Christy Lee]

Not on the butt or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's not even a. You don't even ask to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's standard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's standard.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought that was invitation only.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a town.

[Josh Arnold]

I slap your ass and you look back and go, what you just do that for? You're out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Ali Breen]

Fair enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you're lying. Not only is she lying to me, she's lying to herself.

[Pat Godwin]

Get your swag and going.

[Tom Griswold]

When you say you're. When you say you're out. Do you have to untie her or is it of her own volition?

[Pat Godwin]

She knows the code.

[Chick McGee]

You untire, you pick up the pizza and you go home, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of, by the way, I am

[Josh Arnold]

not a slappy, okay?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

And I did not care for being a slapper.

[Tom Griswold]

Her.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was. It was received well, hard for me to do.

[Jess Hooker]

Really.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I could see that you're a really sweet, sensitive man.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy writes completely tying a woman to all four bed posts, dude.

[Christy Lee]

All four.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not bad. He goes, it was kind of fun, but all she could do was lie there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's the point.

[Tom Griswold]

It made it worse. It felt like a weird game of solitaire.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I want to. I want her opinion.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I want to know what was going on there.

[Ali Breen]

He's.

[Josh Arnold]

But it wasn't for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, yeah. And then a lot of these are far too graphic.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that leads to rope play in my story right here.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't sleep. Don't sleep on hog tying.

[Chick McGee]

See, they. The more they struggle, the tighter the room.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how to hog tie.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I have two pairs of handcuffs that are wrist to ankle cuffs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty radical.

[Christy Lee]

That's like hog ties.

[Josh Arnold]

So it goes on the wrist and then that wrist gets cuffed to the ankle.

[Christy Lee]

Ankle in the back with some.

[Josh Arnold]

With about eight inches of.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think it's like this. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't do much with that. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you say something about being tied?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, I was just curious if that came up.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You have two pair?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta have one for each hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise she's just like, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Otherwise she can defend herself. I'm sorry. Okay, back to you, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Some couples are experimenting with what is called shibari rope play to help deepen their emotional connection. Shibari is a type of Japanese rope bondage that utilizes knots and bow lines, hitches and other rope based restraints in a variety of patterns.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't want to have to be an eight year Navy veteran too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure. Can you make that a half hitch? I'd prefer a bold one.

[Christy Lee]

According to Sarah Landa, founder of Shibari Academy, the intimate practice is best described as, quote, conversation without words. In that one partner's body expresses, the other partner responds with non verbal communication. She told the New York Post that while it can be sexual, it is not inherently so saying many of these practices are simply structured ways for people to communicate more clearly. Set boundaries, build trust and be present. That's what makes them powerful.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody writes For a corporation, that's a lot of bs, right?

[Christy Lee]

It's a sexual thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, not always. That's interesting. It's not a sexual thing. When you. When the dentist puts the X ray blanket over me and I feel completely comfortable and, you know, that's being restrained in a way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like a weighted blanket.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love. This is fascinating. Has its own language.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you tie up. Let's say she's tying up the man and he responds sort of with a non verbal or something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then she knows, oh, I can tighten that area.

[Tom Griswold]

You would enjoy being.

[Josh Arnold]

No, this is not for me. I just. I think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you couldn't reach the nachos on the bed stand.

[Jess Hooker]

Jesus Christ.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

Is anybody on his side?

[Chick McGee]

No,

[Ali Breen]

we're on tv.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. He's the best salesman you've got, okay?

[Jess Hooker]

Team Josh all the way.

[Chick McGee]

He illustrates every day. Just let him. Let him talk.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I would. I don't want any rope anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I like that there's this world out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just envisioned some guy going, oh, here's one I learned in Boy Scouts.

[Josh Arnold]

I got my. My. My badge, my Shabari badge

[Tom Griswold]

coming up.

[Chick McGee]

What's that badge look like?

[Tom Griswold]

We have a little bit of history.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have in the news history. Whose blimp is it anyway? We'll find out. We've got blimps. We've got the TV show Friends. In the news, we've got comedian Eliza Schlesinger. Coming up, comedian Ali Breen.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bobandtom.com

[Tom Griswold]

it's coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. And I am Chick McGee. And here's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee. Coming up, Liza Schlesinger will be our guest. But right now, it's time for our quick history lesson. Got a lot to cover here.

[Christy Lee]

We have a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

In history, there's a lot going on.

[Tom Griswold]

19. 1937.

[Chick McGee]

1937.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hindenburg disaster. This is no time for levity. It sure isn't humanity the thing was pulling into. Was it? Lakehurst, New Jersey?

[Chick McGee]

Somebody start crying?

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody had to, I guess, light up a smoke, you know, I guess they went with. They went with hydrogen, of course, as opposed to the more expensive helium.

[Chick McGee]

I was stunned to realize that there were people who survived the Hindenburg.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I was, too. Everybody made it sound like they all perished.

[Chick McGee]

Fell to the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

Quite a few did.

[Chick McGee]

They were a little underdog burning.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you suppose if that hadn't happened, we'd still have blimp transport?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think that was really the demise.

[Tom Griswold]

And was that a zeppelin or a dirigible? There was. I know there's some subtle distinction.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't matter.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think it's kind of like nuclear power. Time to give it another shot then.

[Chick McGee]

There's a semi original.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that fair?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I wish you would stop doing that because we should give nuclear power.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what I'm Saying. That's what I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

But blimps, no, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean the only blimps now you got the blimpies. That's so cool. Sometimes you're at a game and that little blimpies, things flying around.

[Chick McGee]

It's all a convenience of a ocean cruise. But in the. The sky.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the problem is a flaming. I mean a giant fireball with people in it is scarier than an iceberg. I think that's why.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, the technology, I mean, it'd be cool. You had to put goggles on when you land.

[Jess Hooker]

It's blimp season here. I've already seen one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, you got the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it is. They're moving in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1957, the final episode of I Love Lucy aired.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did you guys love it?

[Chick McGee]

There's a performer,

[Josh Arnold]

no idea what happened. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, in the last episode.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know the last.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucy goes out on the ledge of the studio building and kills Ricky.

[Chick McGee]

Fred is in a program in the hospital.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucy had like four other shows after that.

[Tom Griswold]

Her name was in all the titles, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think so here's Lucy.

[Pat Godwin]

Juicy Lucy was the funniest.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is lucy. Righty tighty.

[Tom Griswold]

Was 2000. 4000. The series finale of Friends aired on NBC.

[Josh Arnold]

She got off the plane, didn't she?

[Jess Hooker]

She did get off the plane.

[Josh Arnold]

I got off the plane.

[Jess Hooker]

So good.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't. Don't give away the.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not. But she got off the plane and

[Tom Griswold]

then it went off the air. Possibly the least diverse casting in history.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you say?

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't matter.

[Pat Godwin]

Slice of their friendship.

[Josh Arnold]

Whenever people bring that up. What are you, an idiot?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you get upset because the show ended because the landlords realized they weren't charging them enough rent for those vast. Those vastly huge.

[Christy Lee]

If you're a Friends fan, there's a big auction from Heritage Auctions on June 5th of Matthew Perry stuff from Friends. So there are a lot of original

[Josh Arnold]

waters and they explain that rent controlled things plenty of times.

[Chick McGee]

Is that, by the way, that auction of Matthew Perry, Is that from Ghoul Auctions? Is that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it goes to a foundation.

[Josh Arnold]

It does go to a nice foundation, but it is. There is something.

[Christy Lee]

It's weird. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How much for the hot tub?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, there's the ghoul you referenced.

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Josh Arnold]

He's been sitting among us.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, my friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Birthdays. Happy birthday, Sigmund Freud. His. His. His mother's. His mother's negligee his mother's negligee is considered the first Freudian slip.

[Chick McGee]

You know what that is? Well done.

[Tom Griswold]

Oddly, it comes right near Mother's Day, which is very creepy.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

One, one weird dream and he thinks it's everybody. Happy birthday, Orson. Well, born in 1915. You know how old he was when he made Citizen Kane? I want to say he was I think 25.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say 29.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And he famously, when he was doing the. In New York, he was doing a lot of radio and he. He really did this. He hired an ambulance on certain days to take him between radio gigs because he was so heavily booked.

[Jess Hooker]

Was he a ladies man?

[Christy Lee]

Was he a corporate guy particularly?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Eventually.

[Tom Griswold]

Eventually he become very, very fat. At the end. There's a bunch of wine commercials. You can go online.

[Christy Lee]

And he's wine before it's time.

[Pat Godwin]

He's bombed.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got to be drunk. And there's a famous. I think it's an ad for peas where he. He suddenly like throws the papers in the air and goes, I'm an actor. What am I reading? This?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny stuff. But don't miss Citizen Kane.

[Josh Arnold]

No. And watch the Magnificent Ambersons. These are a lot. He's more than just Citizen Kane.

[Tom Griswold]

Third. Third.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Touch of Evil is one of my all time. It might be my Harry. It might be the best movie I've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Famously, he would eat. He like this is true. He would eat two steaks and a bottle of scotch for dinner. That was his.

[Jess Hooker]

That sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gonna be rough. Happy birthday, Willie Mays. Do you know what his nickname was, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

Willie Mays. Hay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a major league.

[Chick McGee]

That's very close.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Wesley Snipes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This the say. Hey kid. This says he's famous for having the most putouts as an outfielder. Yeah. Most put outs. Now Pat, what's a put out? Didn't you date a girl?

[Pat Godwin]

All my girls put out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Back.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're looking for 1945. Happy birthday. The great Bob Seeger.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love him.

[Tom Griswold]

He's. Now that Bob was born in 1945. So he is. He's all certain age. He's great.

[Jess Hooker]

He's the best.

[Tom Griswold]

They now tour as Bob Seeger in the Centrum Silver Bullet Band. They're old men of a certain age.

[Chick McGee]

Now. If I'd said that I would have gotten the cut sign.

[Tom Griswold]

Lastly, happy birthday 1961. George Clooney.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, Clune Cloney 65. Is that what he said?

[Tom Griswold]

You can cast him as a handsome murderer, handsome doctor, very cool, handsome lawyer. He's a handsome man, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

And I agree, his best performance is the American. Check that out. It's an underseen gem of a film.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, wonderful. Really cool movie.

[Jess Hooker]

He's in Friends too.

[Josh Arnold]

He plays, yes, plays a hitman, you know, a Wiles. And I know it's wise.

[Tom Griswold]

His wife's name is.

[Christy Lee]

What is her name?

[Josh Arnold]

Frosty Sinew.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, she's.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me more. I'm all nodule. Coming up, comedian Eliza Schlesinger will be joining us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's got the guitar. You got the, the piano. The keyboard's got everything. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I think we are gonna get hooked up here on the electron. Oh, there we go. Up and Adam, up and at him. The beautiful Eliza Schlesinger, comedian.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, how are you?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I was like, I'll hook up my high definition podcast camera that I use just to make sure everyone knows I got up super early for this interview.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And by the way, the microphone she's using is about the size of a football. That is very important.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

We're professionals here.

[Josh Arnold]

Heck yeah.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

We got a podcast and I think,

[Chick McGee]

I think it might be a sure microphone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it has the word sure on it in gigantic letters. I hope they're paying you for that.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

You know what? I hadn't thought about it, but they should be. They surely will.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you could get a sponsor and put it right there on the microphone. What is this?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Maybe I could get a sponsor.

[Tom Griswold]

The poster behind podcast.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

This is. I mean, I can't be the only guest you've had that also has a podcast studio. So this is the studio for my podcast, Ask Eliza Anything, where people write in all of their burning questions they're afraid to ask their friends and family, usually about best friends or mother in laws. And we give you, like, red hot advice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Right. We tend to get a lot of questions lately about relationships in which somebody grabs somebody else's phone and goes through the phone and they're always disappointed. You know, I'm not sure if, if my husband is having an affair because he's. I've got naked pictures of his secretary I'm looking at, you know, that pretty subtle stuff.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

His secretary. I mean, hot take. If you're in any kind of relationship where you need to grab someone's phone, you shouldn't be in that relationship.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Like, if I grabbed my husband's phone, it would just be like a lot of information about the Phoenix Suns. And I think I just like, oh, cool. A text thread with all men. Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you please start cheating on me so I have something interesting to read, so.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Oh, it's Justin again. Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Eliza Schlesinger is a great stand up comedian and podcaster. Every time I see your name, I don't know why this. I'm fixating. I always go Eliza with a Z. Because there was a famous, There was a famous TV show.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With Eliza Minnelli called Liza with a Z. And it just stuck with me. But there's no other way to spell Eliza, is there?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I, I think, I mean, I, I, I hadn't thought about. Yeah, that is that. There was that. And for a long time when I was little, there was. There's a hole in the bucket, which is a different name.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Dear Liza. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

It's definitely a generational thing. I definitely don't get that a lot, but I do. That's why I come to the Bob and Tom show for that relevant take.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, were you, Were you always Eliza or were you Lizzie?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Oh, God, like a trans name thing. Like, I changed it halfway through. No, Lizzie's worse. No offense. It's. It was always Eliza. That's my government name and I kept it and I bring it with me everywhere. It's not as prominent as. Sure, but it's mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, it had to be in kind of an. You were the only one, certainly.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The only Eli.

[Ali Breen]

Only one.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I'm the only Eliza that does comedy that I know of.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of nice.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I think I'm the only one. Yeah, it's great. It's great for branding.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

It's great for sign making, Great for marketing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, ask slessing or anything. Could be for the tennis ball people. I don't know.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

We did do the Eliza Schlesinger sketch show on Netflix and I named it that just to make people say that last name because it really bothers them. But either way, Eliza or Schlesinger, we're going to get you coming or going one way or the other.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you go with Schlesinger or Slinger?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I go with Schlesinger.

[Chick McGee]

How much longer we got to spend on her name?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Tom, we could talk about any. We could talk about. We talk about anything other than Chris.

[Tom Griswold]

You asked. What do you got?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Granular. I like how he tosses me to the girl. He's like, you talk?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How's your relationship with your husband, Eliza?

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't there some secretary of state or something? Schlesinger wasn't that.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Different spelling?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that different spellings?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

There's director John.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

They're like, go on Bob and Tom. They're going to give you this really polished interview. There's no I.

[Tom Griswold]

Who told you that?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Not going to spend 20 minutes. They're not going to draw all these weird connections. We're not going to start talking about secretaries of state. You want to talk about comedy gold? Let's get into governing bodies.

[Chick McGee]

What brand of sweatshirt?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

They don't know what to do with you, but you got up at 6am so let's not throw anything.

[Christy Lee]

Eliza, are you into shibari? Role playing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever heard of shabari Rote play?

[Chick McGee]

It's not time.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

There's also no C in Schlesinger, so if you guys want to.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Spend so much time on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it's nice.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I was looking at the. I mean, name on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I mean, I. Never mind. I was going to say I could if someone wanted to be mean. No, but Eliza, Christie wants to know, how is your relationship with your husband?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Just getting my ass handed to me for my last. This is like the fourth grade all over again. Again. This is what we come on a syndicated radio show for.

[Tom Griswold]

We're happy to see you. I'm glad you're up. Everything are you. Wait a minute. I can't tell. Chick wanted to know what kind of sweatshirt, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? Got a logo on it?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Yeah, it's got a gun on it. And we're in the Midwest. You guys might enjoy this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. Oh, it's across. Rifle.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Yeah, it's a rifle. And I think there's a fish on it. It is for. It says Rod and gun club, of which I'm not a part of. But I did stay at a resort in Montana that had these activities. And in full city fashion, I was there. Like, we've got fishing. We've got skeet shooting, which has a different meaning depending on what part of the country you're from. We've got trapping, and I was like, I just. Do you have the New York Times crossword puzzle? I want to do that and drink a cup of coffee, and that's what I did at this resort in Montana. I just. No desire to catch a bass with my bare hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Eliza Schlesinger is our guest, and besides being a lovely woman and a great wife.

[Jess Hooker]

Wife.

[Tom Griswold]

And a wonderful person, she has just made me so happy that she does the crossword puzzle. Do you do wordle?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I was doing Wordle while you guys were doing your sound check.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't tell me I haven't done it yet today.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I'm not telling you.

[Chick McGee]

What about you? Have you tried connections today? They. They throw you a curveball this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

You do connections?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you started?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I don't do connections, but I do Wordle. And then if you misspell Wordle a little bit, you can get something called worldle, which is where you have to guess the country based on the outline of the country.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

It's always I. Because I travel so much. It's always fun. Until it's in Africa, because, like, as Americans, like, we're just not taught. There's, like, 500 countries there, and they're like, it's Namibia. And you're like, okay, I was never gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

The only one I would get would be Italy. Italy.

[Christy Lee]

And it's the only one because it looks like a boot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then maybe Florida, but that's not a country.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Do you want it? Do you want to see if you can get it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you've got to start doing connections, Eliza. You must start doing it. It's the best. It'll make you so mad.

[Chick McGee]

You simply must.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Is that, like, missed connections where you're like, you had a red dress on you.

[Chick McGee]

Sliding doors.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what are you gonna say?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

You can tell this is in Africa because of the straight borders, but take a guess. What country is this?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say Chad.

[Christy Lee]

Can you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's got a coastline.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it? It's Colombia.

[Christy Lee]

Colombia is not in Africa.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Well, you know that African Colombia where the coffee is really good?

[Tom Griswold]

It looks kind of like Texas.

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like if you're drawing Texas drunk.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Unfortunately, it's not an election. I can't do a write in where I'm like, it looks kind of like Texas.

[Chick McGee]

Pick.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Pick a country, and I'll tell you. For those of you driving, I'm sure you're riveted by this.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Anybody know? I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the answer? Answer.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

So I don't have the answer because what you have to do is you have to type in. So you said Chad, which we know it's not. And then it will tell you that it's 1900 kilometers, whatever that is, to the west of Chad. So then you have to think, what country?

[Tom Griswold]

So I would be terrible.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

And that's what I'm saying. That's why it's really unsatisfying when they're like, it's French Guyana. And you're like,

[Tom Griswold]

now, have you, Eliza, traveling as a comedian, have you. Obviously in primarily English speaking places. Have you done any gigs in foreign countries where it's a little more difficult or the references are harder to come by?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

So I've done a lot of foreign gigs and it's not difficult because it turns out everyone else speaks two languages in this world. They speak theirs. And English. We are the only ones that are like, we'll just skip it. We'll just do English. That's the main one. And so when you go to these places, whether it's Malaysia or Estonia or Hong Kong, like, wherever, they all fully. They're not gonna get every single reference. But it's never that hard because people sign up for the experience of seeing that hour. So. And I do a lot of USO work. I go to a lot of foreign countries. Wherever our troops and allies are stationed. Yeah. And those are on bases.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

But I got to go last summer to Okinawa or summer before and all through Japan the year before. And it's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Which places just. I know you only have a couple more minutes. Which places that you never thought you'd go to that you went to that you absolutely loved.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

What place did I go to that I never thought I loved? Okinawa. Okinawa is like, if the Japanese had won World War II and got in Hawaii, that's what Okinawa is. Is like. It is. It is tropical and Japanese and it's gorgeous. And that was so cool. I mean, I've been to, like, Afghanistan, Iraq. I mean, I would not vacation in these places. But it's very cool that you. It's like, oh, were you in combat? You're like, nope, I was just telling dick jokes. I was telling booty jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

So who had what? Who had the. I was talking to a friend of mine who just went to Vietnam and said it was incredible and wonderful and they had great food. What place had the best food?

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Ah, everybody's got great food. Everybody's got great food everywhere. I was just. I just did a tour of Eastern Europe this last fall, and I was really. Romania was incredible. Everybody. You go to places like Switzerland, have terrible food. You go to, like, these places where, like, they have a lot of money, and you're like, could you import a pepper? Like, could you smuggle in, like, some hot sauce? You know, it's just like. Like, they'll bring in everything else, but, like, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

It's not great.

[Tom Griswold]

Eliza Schlesinger is our guest. Great talking to Eliza. I know you got a bunch of gigs. I'll come back and tell everybody where they are. And we certainly appreciate your taking the time to get up early.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you guys, I'm so pumped to

[Eliza Schlesinger]

be in Indianapolis and Cincinnati, and I did your show once 300 years ago, and so it's nice to be back. And I see you all, you're at the.

[Tom Griswold]

You're at the Hard Rock in Cincinnati, Sunday, June 7, and at Clews Memorial hall in Indiana, Cindy, Saturday, June 6, for part of a great. A great program, the Laughing matters program. It's a special cancer support group, so that'll be cool. And my son Willie will be opening actually for Eliza at that show. So you get to meet Willie.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Young, handsome Willie.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I'm gonna rake him over the coals for his last name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. There you go. That'll be the whole hour. Eliza, you look great, and you're so funny, and you sound great, and I appreciate your taking the time to get up early.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

I'm gonna go see if my. I'm gonna go wake up my kids. You guys have a great morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thanks. God, is she great. So funny. Now, we have a couple of other things we have to get to today, including sexy time with Ali Breen. I remember I told you this morning I was so excited about all this great news we have. We're gonna have to do a lot of it tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

I know. We ran out of time.

[Tom Griswold]

We have some really good. Really good stuff on the way. I'm very excited. We may want to do the ice cream cone mascot update.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear what Chrissy just said? She accused us of talking too much. Why? We didn't get to the news stories.

[Christy Lee]

I said that I stuck too much.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. That's exactly correct.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I meant. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what happened. Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Also, I'm gonna skin it back.

[Tom Griswold]

We may have to do this. We have a Great story about Sherwood Forest actually in the news. There really is a Sherwood Forest.

[Christy Lee]

My friend lives in Sherwood. Sherwood Forest.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean the real one in the

[Christy Lee]

U.K. no, there's a housing division.

[Pat Godwin]

What's in the Robin Hood?

[Chick McGee]

You can afford a house in Sherwood Forest.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know exactly where it is.

[Christy Lee]

You're behind the dark it now.

[Chick McGee]

How much would you pay?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I never. I forgot about that. Well, thanks, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Right now, basement.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Guitar and keyboard and organ in hand.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never been more nervous.

[Christy Lee]

Why are we doing this right now?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. And here's Tom. To explain why we're all nervous.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to the hormone hour.

[Christy Lee]

The hormone hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Hormones. Hormones, Christine. That's what this is all about.

[Chick McGee]

You know how to make. You know how to make a hormone, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't pay her.

[Chick McGee]

Don't pay her. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're going to go from one beautiful woman to another to another to another. We just talked with Eliza Schlesinger. She gorgeous and funny. And now the gorgeous and funny. Oh, Ali Breen is on stage.

[Chick McGee]

Something of the opposite is what you were headed for.

[Christy Lee]

Ali, did you get a popcorn machine?

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That does look like a pop.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, that's hilarious that you noticed that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that really a popcorn machine?

[Ali Breen]

That is a popcorn machine, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, sometimes club owners forget they needed money.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look, you can. You can have half the check or you can have half the popcorn machine is awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a chess set?

[Ali Breen]

It's pretty awesome. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's always been there, but that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, McGee has one of those.

[Chick McGee]

I do, actually, I. I think it's gone now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's a.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a. That's a big popcorn machine.

[Ali Breen]

It's like an industrial popcorn machine.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Does the new guy like popcorn? Is that what he sent it for? Date night.

[Ali Breen]

He's gonna make truffle parmesan popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice. Truffle parmesan popcorn man.

[Ali Breen]

Truffle parmesan. So I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, he's coming in this weekend. Weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Very cool.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Quite the gesture.

[Chick McGee]

Did you go out and quick buy the popcorn machine or did you run?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he said he sent it.

[Ali Breen]

Yes, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

So let's start at the beginning. Here comedian Ali Breen has joined us. The show is called Sexy Time. We'll take your letters and help you with your love life. And Ally is in New York City in her home.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And she. Apparently in her apartment, her small New York apartment. She has a gigantic popcorn machine.

[Ali Breen]

It's taken up half the apartment.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Does this guy. You're dating a guy? An international figure of some.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's Tony Blair.

[Christy Lee]

He's a man of mystery.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he know you can't cook?

[Ali Breen]

He loves to Cook. So, yeah, he is aware that I'm not a big cooker. I don't know that I can't cook. Cook. I just don't really ever try.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. No matter how many times you tell Tom that you can kind of cook,

[Ali Breen]

it's gonna come back.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't ever have to correct him.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's cemented that you cannot cook.

[Chick McGee]

There are ideas he forms about all of us that there's no correcting him changing.

[Christy Lee]

He has that same thought about me.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the best thing you make? Like those frozen waffles.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go. See? Why even.

[Chick McGee]

Why even converse.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the best thing that you can cook? Seriously.

[Ali Breen]

I can bake, so I can do cookies. And otherwise I. Oh, my cats. Otherwise I can do omelets and grilled cheese. A lot of kids stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Oh, kids stuff. Oh, that's perfect. Wait a minute, wait a minute. You know, how does that poem go? Kissing and then pretty soon. Baby in the carriage.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be cool. Now, Ally, let's get to our letters. How does this work again?

[Ali Breen]

We. We take your letters, we read them, and we solve your problems.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody. Somebody should know what they're talking about. Go ahead.

[Ali Breen]

One of us. Dear Ally, my girlfriend and I get along great, but she constantly needs to check in and see how the relationship is going and wants me to talk about my feelings. I told her I'd just let her know if it's not good. She thinks I need to open up more and says we should go to couples therapy. But that's crazy. Things are good. She said it's a tool to make sure we keep getting better and better. It sounds horrible. Is she crazy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Get out now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not crazy, certainly. That's real annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If it ain't broke. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I believe is the him.

[Jess Hooker]

I would be relieved if a guy was like, yeah. I'll tell you, if something's wrong and we don't ever have to talk about it until something's wrong.

[Ali Breen]

Right. Just assume things are good in the meantime. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There are a lot of people whose addiction is therapy,

[Josh Arnold]

don't you?

[Chick McGee]

And there are some people that benefit

[Tom Griswold]

greatly from people who love to be miserable.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They want to cause you trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

You can be happy without. Yeah, I think. I don't know. I think I'd get out.

[Ali Breen]

It is a very new age thing. It's not that uncommon. I Think that people want to go to therapy with their significant other even when things are good.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. It's this whole working on yourself. Yeah.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't for him. I mean.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I have. I have a couple friends that do, like, check ins. Like quarterly check ins. They go to therapy whether they need to or not. Just. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's in the can of worms building. Okay, I've seen that sign.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, obviously we've angered people. Let's. Let's move forward here. Ali, what else have you got?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, we angered him. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend constantly looks at his ex's social media. I've caught him doing it a few times. He never talks about her, so I don't know what this means. Does he still want to be with her?

[Jess Hooker]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

I'm concerned by the phrase I've caught him going through.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've caught him several times.

[Chick McGee]

Times.

[Tom Griswold]

He's doing it constantly. Yeah, he's. He's stuck.

[Jess Hooker]

He couldn't just be curious.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's just curious.

[Chick McGee]

And why are you.

[Jess Hooker]

See how she's doing?

[Chick McGee]

Why are you laying in wait to catch him going through social media if

[Jess Hooker]

her new boyfriend's hotter than him? Maybe he just wants to know.

[Tom Griswold]

She didn't say that. Yeah. I don't know.

[Ali Breen]

That would mean he still cares to an extent, if he's checking at all. I mean, I think there's something there, but I don't think she can do anything about it.

[Jess Hooker]

If you were checking.

[Ali Breen]

If someone's checking someone's social media constantly, I think they care about them somewhat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. If you were checking an ex's social media, why would you go? What would be the reason? Right.

[Christy Lee]

Curiosity.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll move on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, yeah, I. We don't have an answer to that one. Ali Breen is our guest with Sexy Time. What else have you got? Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I'm recently divorced and I just started hooking up with a guy 8 years old, younger than me. We've had the best sex of my life, and it was supposed to just be a rebound, and now I caught feelings. What are the chances I can make this real even though he says he's not interested in something serious?

[Christy Lee]

Well, he told you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Don't.

[Christy Lee]

Don't try.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

No, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Get yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a second.

[Tom Griswold]

I think what she's looking for is a way to trap him. Go ahead, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

We'll get pregnant. That would be one.

[Ali Breen]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, go old school. If right out front he goes, this isn't going to go anywhere. Yeah, I think you've got the answer there, right?

[Christy Lee]

Why do women do that?

[Jess Hooker]

Like, they. They're like, oh, no, no, no. I'm going to fix him.

[Ali Breen]

I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm going to get him. Yeah, we want a challenge. Is that what it is?

[Tom Griswold]

In the words of Rocky Squirrel, that trick never works.

[Chick McGee]

Rocket J. Squirrel, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, sorry. Please, Mr. Mr. Squirrel to you and me. Yes, Ali Breen is our guest. You can reach her A L L I B R E E N internationally on your favorite social media platform. Are you going to be in England next week? What's the plan here, Allie?

[Ali Breen]

I will be. Not next week, but the week after.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I should be here next week.

[Chick McGee]

So, like, do you own your own plane or is that frequency?

[Ali Breen]

No, I do have a lot of miles, but, yeah, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And you're playing. What's the name of the club in London?

[Jess Hooker]

Your.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the top.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, top secret. Top secret for there. And they just opened a club in New York, so I'll be playing top secret in New York now, too.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a bad flight from New York. What, five hours?

[Ali Breen]

Exactly. It's like going to California.

[Chick McGee]

It's not bad at all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Good for you, girl.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, we have time for a couple more letters. What do you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie. Oh, speaking of, my boyfriend hates to fly, so whenever we go on vacation, it's weekend road trip trips. I've been totally fine with this. They can be romantic. But his best friend is getting married and has his bachelor party in Vegas, and now he's going for that. Am I crazy to make a big deal out of this? He says he has no say in making the plans, and he has to, otherwise, of course, he wouldn't. But I'm really hurt. What should I do?

[Josh Arnold]

Just be hurt and shut up. I have no patience for these people and their petty issues.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, John.

[Tom Griswold]

So he'll. Yeah. I don't know, leave us alone.

[Chick McGee]

He wants to stop feeding off me.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you. I mean, Christy, what do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, he has to go to the bachelor party. There's no. Unless you want to drive for two days. He's in the wedding. He's the best man.

[Ali Breen]

Best friend.

[Chick McGee]

I missed that part.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, fly for naked girls. Well, that's where he draws the line.

[Ali Breen]

Well, that's. That's what she's gonna keep saying for the rest of his life.

[Chick McGee]

You would.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, you'll fly for naked girls, but not for me.

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't get on a plane to go see Nudes on Ice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct. I would not.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're wrong, my friend.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet there are a lot of lost nipples during a Nudes on Ice season.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean like. Oh, I mean, the figure skate hits just right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Or even just sticking to the ice and getting up too quickly.

[Chick McGee]

I bet there. There are four or five guys with those push brooms that go across the

[Josh Arnold]

ice after and d nipple the ice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of that machine? Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. I. What's the. What is the movie where they go to Las Vegas for the. Honey. The bachelor party? That was huge.

[Josh Arnold]

To Kill a Mockingbird.

[Tom Griswold]

Next.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you behave yourself, scout. This is called Deluxor.

[Tom Griswold]

I like angry judge. Let's move on. Ellie, what else have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Well, I will say first, she could use this as a bargaining chip. She could be like, well, then, now you have to go on one, like, plane trip with me and then we're even.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Ali Breen]

Get diabolical with it.

[Chick McGee]

If there's anything guys love, it's games.

[Ali Breen]

Ultimatums. Hold yourself over their head.

[Chick McGee]

Let's keep score now.

[Ali Breen]

One to one. Okay. Dear Ally, me and my boyfriend had a threesome for his birthday. We talked about it a bunch of times, went over the rules a bunch of times, and it was a blast. It went perfectly. Now though, he keeps bringing up doing it again, which is against the rules. We said it would be a one time thing, but since it was with one of my friends, I'm afraid he's going to contact her on his own.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You didn't say what?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear. Dear Mrs. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Zero Foresight,

[Chick McGee]

how stupid are you?

[Tom Griswold]

With a brain like yours, how can you write letters?

[Josh Arnold]

This is his fault, though. I mean, he broke the rules. They had established. We will not do this again.

[Jess Hooker]

That's on him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

And guys are so done. He's like, but it went so well, why wouldn't we do it again? It's like, that's the plan. It's supposed to go well and then you're not supposed to do it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Rocket J. Squirrel. That trick never works. Okay, that established, once again, we're speaking with comedian Ali Breen. And are you in town in New York this weekend?

[Ali Breen]

I am in town this weekend, yes. I will be. Comic Strip on Sunday and the Comedy Village on Friday and Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

So does he come and watch your shows while he's in town?

[Ali Breen]

He has come and watched a few of them, but not so regularly.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you Incorporated him into your. Into your show. Do you have any material?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I have, yeah, a few jokes I need to. I'm just not writing that much, but it will happen a little more.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he have an accent?

[Ali Breen]

No accent. That's one of my jokes. How much does that suck? To date a guy from my hood with no accent?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. A great joke. And B, is that true?

[Ali Breen]

It's true, yeah. Cause he's Swiss.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd almost rather date an American who does a fake English accent.

[Ali Breen]

Literally.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not bloody likely.

[Tom Griswold]

He's Swiss. Interesting. Interesting.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She's a Swiss Miss.

[Chick McGee]

Is he a cross dresser?

[Ali Breen]

He's not a cross dresser. That I know of.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. How did that.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that would be a whole other Swiss.

[Tom Griswold]

Are the Swiss known for cross dressing?

[Chick McGee]

Swiss Miss is what I thought you said.

[Christy Lee]

I said she's a Swiss Miss.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought you said he was a Swiss.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, wait.

[Ali Breen]

Swiss Miss is hot chocolate. What's the cross dressing part of it, Miss? That's all I know.

[Chick McGee]

Allie, don't make me drive to New York, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Because he won't fly.

[Chick McGee]

Cause I won't fly unless you're gonna get naked.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he funny? Does he do any jokes?

[Ali Breen]

He is, yes. He's very funny. I mean, he's not in comedy or anything.

[Chick McGee]

Is he funny? But he thinks he's funny and he's not, or what's the climate?

[Ali Breen]

No, he's actually funny. He doesn't do jokes, but he's just funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't the Swiss known as being somewhat.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, serious.

[Chick McGee]

Serious Cross dressing, not funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that right?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. Europeans, they tend to be funny, like, historically, like you can make fun of other nationalities and, you know. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Thomas gonna love it.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Any Germans here tonight?

[Christy Lee]

Any guy that sends you a full size popcorn maker. I tell you, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That is awesome.

[Christy Lee]

That is an incredible thing I've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

So have you got a list of baby names yet?

[Josh Arnold]

Gosh darn it. Don't do that to her.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

I was just gonna say. Is it too late?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, exactly. That should be.

[Chick McGee]

Is it too late to get back together with old boy? Where's he? Where's the TV star?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, what are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

We like the new guy.

[Pat Godwin]

We like the old guy.

[Chick McGee]

We like the old guy. Thank you, Pat. We like the old guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Him in the movies, in the city.

[Ali Breen]

He's good. We are very close. We're still good friends.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's gonna. Why don't you ask your boyfriend to have a three way. Yeah, the devil's three way on top

[Pat Godwin]

of the popcorn maker.

[Tom Griswold]

It all ties in, you know, today's show, much like yesterday's, total disaster. Yeah, I blame myself. Ali, it's always a great pleasure. I'm glad you've got this new guy. It sounds like fun. You can reach Ali A L, L, B, I B R, E E and excuse me. And tell us your love troubles and if you, if you can. Ali, could you start naming these people? Like we could come back, go, you know, Dear Moron. Or. Or deer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you could incorporate the city they live in or something.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah, exactly. Or their troubles with the name. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Next time we'll have some names.

[Chick McGee]

Dazed in Modesto or something. You know, stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay. Thanks, Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Have a great weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now the clock is ticking on. The clock is ticking on Ellie having that baby. And also.

[Chick McGee]

And get back. Get back together with her old boyfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

Mother's Day is when.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, Mother's Day is Sunday. This Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

The time is running up.

[Eliza Schlesinger]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, fellas, ladies. You got to take care of that mom, right? Mother's Day is just around the corner.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody answer him. He's gonna keep asking.

[Tom Griswold]

Now is the time. I mean, for those of us that know mothers, many of us are married to them or have one, whatever. That's. I. I will.

[Pat Godwin]

My mic was off.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it doesn't matter. Everyone heard it.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say you got your mom an aura frame? Josh, didn't you and the brothers go together?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, she loves it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Aura frame. Aura. This is a great gift. It's a electronic device. It's about the size of a 8 by 10. And it's a frame. And what's in it? Well, you load it with a digital copies of various photographs and videos. Unlimited storage in the ORA frame. And it's spelled A U R A. I spell it. Because you go to auraframes.com to find out all about them. Right now, the Carver Matte frame. The best selling carver matte frame. 25 bucks off if you use my name Tom when you go to auraframes.com by the way, the Aura frame number one from Wirecutter. Their reviews say it's the best one out there. And there's no monthly fee or anything. Once you get it, it's yours. Fill it up. Unlimited storage of photographs. The perfect gift for moms. And the cool thing about this is, once you get the code, you can load photographs and videos on remotely. So maybe your mom lives in a different state. You can load it up with pictures of the kids, et cetera, et cetera, whenever you want to. Very cool. A great gift for moms out there. Please support the Bob and Tom show by mentioning you heard about it here on the Bob and Tom Show. The code Tom. The carver mat frame, 25 bucks off. This is a great gift and you can find out all about it by visiting aura auraframes.com thank you very much. We're going to come right back with Christy Lee with a couple quick news stories. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk. It's Christy Lee. Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Two syllables away from getting that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that sounded fine to me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I. I blew it.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin's here. Hey, Chick with his guitar or keyboard Coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Guitar. There.

[Pat Godwin]

Realize it was a question.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Two syllables can make all the difference.

[Chick McGee]

It can.

[Christy Lee]

We don't call out.

[Chick McGee]

It depends.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially depending on what those syllables are.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really get you into trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrible. I mean, no means no. No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

What an interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, she said. Spanish authorities have seized between 35 and 40 tons of cocaine from a ship in the Atlantic Ocean.

[Tom Griswold]

We have nothing to declare.

[Chick McGee]

Cocaine in a boat.

[Josh Arnold]

I swear, we have nothing to declare. I mean, we really got nothing to this boat. There's really nothing you need to see.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that right?

[Christy Lee]

Officials said the Civil Guard intercepted the vessel in international waters off Spain's Canary Island. Officers discovered that the hold was completely stuffed with bales of the drug, making it a historic seizure.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the biggest coke float in history. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Christy Lee]

20 were arrested. The boat was impounded.

[Chick McGee]

Are those still, like, floats? Are those still a thing?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll go on record as saying I prefer a Coke float to a Root Beer float.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting. I love both.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they are great soda.

[Chick McGee]

It's Coca Cola and vanilla ice cream.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

And you got to use real coke. You can't use diet because it doesn't mix.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

It does. Not work.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

There are certain times. A good old fashioned, regular coke.

[Josh Arnold]

Coke.

[Tom Griswold]

Often a fountain coke. There is nothing better.

[Josh Arnold]

But this is cocaine.

[Tom Griswold]

So this boat has bales and bales of cocaine on it.

[Chick McGee]

Tom the artiste.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's father. Please. His temperament is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, off the chart.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this Pat Godwin or is this Pearls Before Swine? Is this. Is Patty G singing this, or is this some character?

[Pat Godwin]

It's just a mix mixture. Because this is coke in the boat, Spanish edition. So what you guys need to know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this your Spanish guy?

[Pat Godwin]

It might be Spanish.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is he Central America?

[Pat Godwin]

All you need to know is that it's. Instead of coke in the boat, it's cocon el barco.

[Josh Arnold]

And would you like us to sing along?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we're gonna go slow.

[Tom Griswold]

In the beginning,

[Pat Godwin]

all you know is coke in the boat is now coke and elarco.

[Tom Griswold]

Elarco. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you say interrupting prick in Spanish?

[Tom Griswold]

The word you're looking for is Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

So we'd like to know where. Estala coquena. Yes, we'd like to know. Estella. Several guards watching you off the coast of Espanya. Drug boats strike with cocaine in the hull. La policia found drugs in Isla Scanarias. All these guns makes this water scariest. Oh, this Coconnel barco. So please explain. Someone has to answer for la. Yeah, we'd like to know where. Estala cocaina. Yes, we'd like to know where.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go. Who's this now?

[Tom Griswold]

El barco. My name is El Barco.

[Chick McGee]

I believe dog is pero in Spanish, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Gato is cat, pero is dog.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wolf?

[Josh Arnold]

Wolf is lobo, isn't it? Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's chew because cabra.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And you guys speak Spanish behind the glass there? Good. Okay, good to know. Apparently not. I don't. I certainly don't.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they just don't like you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. So does it say what kind of. What kind of ship was it?

[Pat Godwin]

Was this a vessel?

[Tom Griswold]

They said?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I was curious.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean, like a personal flotation? What do you want?

[Pat Godwin]

What are you looking for?

[Tom Griswold]

A speedboat. That's how it's done.

[Christy Lee]

That's how it's done.

[Chick McGee]

So he's thanking people.

[Tom Griswold]

He's waving a couple things. Patty G. Will be. We found out that I had been given the wrong name.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the venue.

[Jess Hooker]

Who gave it to you, Pat?

[Chick McGee]

It's not the HJ Center. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

We thought it was called the HJ Center.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Which be. Wouldn't that be funny?

[Pat Godwin]

It's the H.J.

[Josh Arnold]

ricks.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the H.J. ricks center in Greenfield.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

May 23rd. Which is a Saturday night. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They make more sell more tickets. It was the HJ Center.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's the. The roller cage. That's sometimes notice the H.J.

[Pat Godwin]

they have a boat.

[Tom Griswold]

The drive. The drive. The drive in theater.

[Christy Lee]

I love the roller cage.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever been.

[Christy Lee]

I have

[Pat Godwin]

boat there at the HJ Center. It's a tugboat

[Tom Griswold]

stop before I kill again.

[Chick McGee]

Balance yourself on skateboard and try to.

[Tom Griswold]

May 30, Patty G. Will be at Shakespeare's in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So got some great gigs be announced

[Pat Godwin]

or not to be announced.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Great gigs on the way. Thank you very much. Tomorrow's show I'm very excited about already will be better. Well, I.

[Christy Lee]

That's of course promise.

[Tom Griswold]

There we have Sherwood Forest news. We've got nicotine in the news. We've got ice cream in the news. And a lady who can't burp. And my. My favorite store. All I can say is it involves a word we know or don't use on the radio.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But we're gonna have to use it tomorrow. You'll see why. And I'm very excited about it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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