The BOB & TOM Show - May 7, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - May 7, 2025

Hosts:

• Chick McGee
• Tom Griswold
• Josh Arnold

Guest:

• Ali Breen

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1. Toughest Jobs in America

The episode kicks off with a lively discussion on what constitutes the toughest jobs in America. The hosts explore various professions, highlighting the physical and mental challenges associated with each.

• Tom Griswold introduces the topic, mentioning his diverse background, including military police work, construction, and correctional officer duties.

• Chick McGee humorously suggests that his job of being a radio show host might rival some of the listed tough jobs.

Notable Quote:

"If we can get back to my confession... It's been three months since his last confession." — Josh Arnold [03:33]

2. Sports Updates

A significant portion of the show is dedicated to current sports events, primarily focusing on the NBA and NHL playoffs.

NBA Playoffs:

• Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Indiana Pacers: The Pacers secure a 2-0 lead in the Eastern Conference Finals with a narrow 120-119 victory. Tyrese Halliburton emerges as the hero with a crucial three-pointer in the final seconds.

  Notable Quote:

  "Tyrese Halliburton has a flare for the dramatic." — Tom Griswold [32:17]

• Golden State Warriors vs. Minnesota Timberwolves: The Warriors triumph 99-88 despite Steph Curry's absence due to a strained hamstring. Curry is scheduled for an MRI to assess his injury.

  Notable Quote:

  "Steph has an MRI exam today about his hamstring." — Chick McGee [14:07]

NHL Playoffs:

• Carolina Hurricanes vs. Washington Capitals: The Hurricanes win Game 1 with a 2-1 score, featuring an overtime goal by Jacob Slaven.

• Edmonton Oilers vs. Vegas Golden Knights: The Oilers secure a 4-2 victory in Game 1, with Zach Hyman scoring from just above the right circle.

  Notable Quote:

  "Zach Hyman scored from just above the right circle." — Chick McGee [32:23]

3. Listener Letters and Comedy Segments

The hosts engage with listener letters, offering humorous and sometimes absurd advice.

Example Letters:

• Letter from Joe Mama (04:36): Expresses appreciation for the show and mentions unfinished business.

• Letter from Autumn (07:35): Criticizes the coincidence of names aligning with birth months, leading to a comedic exchange about famous personalities like Willie Mays.

Comedy Bits:

• Chuck Norris Jokes: Tom shares several Chuck Norris jokes, receiving mixed reactions from the hosts.

  Notable Quote:

  "When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his father, 'You're the man of the house now.'" — Tom Griswold [29:14]

• Wordle Discussion (19:28): The hosts playfully debate their Wordle scores, intertwining it with light-hearted banter.

  Notable Quote:

  "Wordle keeps my mind fertile." — Josh Arnold [21:19]

4. News and Current Events

The show delves into various news topics, blending information with their signature humor.

Real ID Deadline:

• Discussion on Real ID Requirements: The hosts express frustration over the upcoming Real ID deadline, emphasizing the inconvenience for travelers without compliant identification.

  Notable Quote:

  "It's been ten years to get this done. If you haven't, it's on you." — Tom Griswold [89:00]

Java House Innovation:

• Peel and Pour Coffee Solution: Highlighting Java House's new product, the Peel and Pour, which eliminates the need for traditional coffee machines. The hosts praise its convenience and versatility.

  Notable Quote:

  "Peel and Pour. You peel this thing off, pour it in, and voila, you've got your coffee or your tea." — Tom Griswold [126:46]

Robot Incident in China:

• Humanoid Robot Attack: A concerning video surfaces showing a humanoid robot attacking factory workers in China. The hosts discuss the implications of advanced robotics and workplace safety.

  Notable Quote:

  "It's flailing and chasing them with such speed and strength." — Tom Griswold [117:56]

World's First Nude Airline:

• Cancellation Due to Controversy: The concept of a nude airline in Germany is introduced, but the venture is canceled amid moral objections and media backlash.

  Notable Quote:

  "They had to cancel despite the popular flight." — Christy Lee [93:02]

5. Sponsorship and Advertisements

Interspersed throughout the episode are sponsorship segments, promoting various products and services such as Silac Insurance, AutoZone, BetterHelp, and more. These segments are seamlessly integrated into the conversation, maintaining the show's comedic tone.

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Conclusion

The May 7, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers a blend of sports commentary, humorous interactions, listener engagement, and current events analysis. The hosts maintain their trademark comedic flair while addressing serious topics, ensuring an entertaining and informative experience for listeners.

For those who missed the show: You can catch the full episode on the BOB & TOM YouTube channel or subscribe to their VIP podcast for an ad-free experience.

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Notable Quotes:

• "Tyrese Halliburton has a flare for the dramatic." — Tom Griswold [32:17]
• "Steph has an MRI exam today about his hamstring." — Chick McGee [14:07]
• "Wordle keeps my mind fertile." — Josh Arnold [21:19]
• "It's been ten years to get this done. If you haven't, it's on you." — Tom Griswold [89:00]
• "Peel and Pour. You peel this thing off, pour it in, and voila, you've got your coffee or your tea." — Tom Griswold [126:46]

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Disclaimer: This summary excludes commercial and non-content segments to focus on the core discussions and interactions of the episode.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

We help you save ballot through 5 7. Selection varies by location while supplies last. Discount taken at time of purchase.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Lonzo Ball, it's your agent.

[Chick McGee]

What's up?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a commercial opportunity for you from Buzzball's. Ready to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Cocktails. Nice. My last name is Ball. The product is a cocktail in a Ball.

[Chick McGee]

I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I thought, too. But no.

[Josh Arnold]

They want you for your hands.

[Tom Griswold]

They think your big hands will show off the size of their new blue biggies.

[Josh Arnold]

Ball, Big blue balls really get blue balls. This season with Buzz Balls. Please drink responsibly. Buzz Balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Available in spirit, wine and malt, 15% alcohol by volume.

[Christy Lee]

Buzz Balls, LLC.

[Josh Arnold]

Carroll.

[Chick McGee]

It'S the Bob and Tom Show. Are you a successful entrepreneur or business person who appreciates all the perks that come with success? Lavish homes, flashy cars, generous expense accounts. Well, isn't it time you attain the ultimate status? Status symbol. Your very own personal announcer. Your friends and colleagues will be impressed when they meet this dapper gentleman with the commanding voice. He's the announcer guy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Phil. Thanks for coming to my party.

[Ali Breen]

Who's this?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Cindy, Check this out. This is my very own announcer guy. Hey, announcer guy. Say something.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Cindy. It's time to meet your very special party guest. Say hello to Phil Mundor. This is Larry Morgan speaking.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Of course I know Phil. And nice to meet you, Mr. Announcer Guy.

[Ali Breen]

By the way, Phil, you look great.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

I got this new suit I. Tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

Phil is dressed for success in a fashionable hand tailored Armani suit. With softly constructed shoulders and a slimming silhouette, Phil is comfortably attired for whatever environment he should find himself in.

[Tom Griswold]

Retail value $2,500.

[Josh Arnold]

This is Larry Morgan speaking.

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh, I wish I hadn't given the price on this W. That's great, Phil.

[Christy Lee]

Let me get you a drink.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you having?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I think I'll have a beer.

[Josh Arnold]

This evening, Phil will be enjoying Dewars on the rocks. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Dewar's.

[Josh Arnold]

The finest blended scotch whiskey money can buy. And as always, we remind you to please drink responsibly. This is Larry Morgan speaking.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess a scotch would be okay. Thanks, Announcer guy.

[Chick McGee]

He's your Own personal announcer. And he's only available from Bob and Ton Enterprises, a division of friggin Mall Industries.

[Tom Griswold]

You get more respect from the company you keep when you're introduced by a guy whose voice is really deep. Announcer guy. Announcer guy.

[Josh Arnold]

He makes announcements just for you.

[Chick McGee]

He's the announcer guy. And like it or not, he'll follow you anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

All right my son, let's hear your confession. Bless me father, for I have sinned.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been three months since his last confession. Good morning Father O'Malley.

[Tom Griswold]

Say hello to Phil Mundor.

[Josh Arnold]

Recently Phil is embezzled from the office.

[Tom Griswold]

Football pool run over the neighbor's cat.

[Josh Arnold]

And has had some extraordinarily erotic dreams starring his 18 year old neighbor Kaitlin Kravitz. Caitlin's appearance is brought to you by Nikon. Nikon, maker of the world's finest binoculars. This is Larry Morgan speaking.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus H. Christ. Phil Mondor, that's one hell of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Confession or my name's not.

[Chick McGee]

Father Mark O'Malley.

[Tom Griswold]

Here to present your penance is my announcer God.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks Mark.

[Tom Griswold]

With Phil's penance, Father Emiliotors, 10 Hail Marys and 20 Our Fathers.

[Chick McGee]

Now go and send no more.

[Tom Griswold]

And thanks for visiting Father O'Malleys confessional. And please accept these fabulous party gifts.

[Josh Arnold]

A case of rice, a Roni, the.

[Chick McGee]

San Francisco treat and the hot new CD recording. Larry Morgan reads the New Testament. This is Tony Lamont speaking.

[Tom Griswold]

Your friends will be impressed and you'll be really proud when you're introduced by a guy whose voice is way too loud.

[Josh Arnold]

Announcer guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Announcer guy.

[Josh Arnold]

He makes announcements just for you. The announcer guy only. From Bob and Tom Enterprises, this is Larry Morgan speaking.

[Chick McGee]

Just as I. That was. Hi, how are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Justin.

[Chick McGee]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Jeff Oskay's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How's your day? How's your day buddy? Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting organized?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Stacks of papers.

[Chick McGee]

Got a letter about you and being organized things.

[Tom Griswold]

Things flying through the ether over here. Yep. Okay. Got that off a few buttons I gotta touch over here.

[Chick McGee]

I know you've been jazzing it up. You like that album Jazz for Meth. Meth Lovers.

[Josh Arnold]

Fast Jazz in the Morning.

[Chick McGee]

Way, way too fast for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Acid jazz has now become meth jazz.

[Chick McGee]

I like that smooth. That smooth sax laid back.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, me too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You were listening to this morning.

[Chick McGee]

No, Faster the better.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was listening to the Ray Bryant Trio.

[Chick McGee]

The Ray Bryant Trio.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. This is classic stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Ray Bryant, he's under my radar.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very good. I could enjoy very fast. Not necessarily. He's. He's got some mellow stuff like this. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

That's mellow.

[Chick McGee]

He found.

[Josh Arnold]

He found a slow one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the. It's the. It's his angel eyes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Everyone's humming that across America. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Jeff Healy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't expect too many people to have taste.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Jeff. Jeff Healy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that Angel Eyes song.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a different version of angelized from the 50s. Oh, the man can play.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so it's not the Jeff Healey song.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Bryant not with us anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Sadly, that's correct. What a player. In any event, I. I do have some interesting things. A kind of a quiz here. And I would expect Mr. Oscar to do very well on this.

[Chick McGee]

Jeffrey, we're opening things with a quiz. Okay. All right, let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that we were. I was talking about hippie slaying the other day, and. And how I was surprised how much of it was still out there. And this. This is a very obvious one.

[Chick McGee]

Cool is the only one I can think of that's still out there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's been there. Kind of.

[Chick McGee]

The hippie started. Yeah. Or did they? I think the hippie started Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

No, cool's been around way before that. Cool jazz was around a long time ago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Not played by the Ray Bryant Trio, I'll tell you that.

[Christy Lee]

Just looking up Ray Bryant.

[Tom Griswold]

Very cool. The guy's really cool.

[Chick McGee]

I bet we get him in.

[Christy Lee]

Ray Bryant? I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

We get him in here tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

I liked. I was attracted to his chubby daughter, Lane.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what about her?

[Josh Arnold]

She played some mellow jazz.

[Chick McGee]

Better the cushion. Better to push him.

[Christy Lee]

Sadly, Ray left us in 2011, and.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy's a great artist. I don't know what you. What's wrong with you?

[Chick McGee]

No more new. Oh, that's. That's. Let's take a moment.

[Tom Griswold]

If we can get back to my.

[Chick McGee]

Taking a moment, Tom, for Ray Bryant's passing. Okay, go on.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? Like this? A little bit better.

[Christy Lee]

This.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like in 45 seconds, going to kick into. Kick into locomotive breath. Is that his funeral?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I love madness.

[Chick McGee]

That is locomotive. Brad.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song. For those of you familiar, it's a great. Okay, wait a minute. Where was I? Oh, Eugene. Kind enough to write a letter. A Dear Bottom. Tom, show he writes from California. Speaking of hippie slang, how about this one? This is really easy. I'm giving you a slow pitch. Jeffrey, put that joint out. The fuzz are coming.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you. Your. Your thoughts. What does that mean?

[Chick McGee]

You know what the fuzz is? Fuzz is like.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's way pre hippie. Way pre hippie fuzz. Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Was it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's 20s and 30s.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the fuzz. Oh, yeah, the fuzz. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where did that come from? Where did.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Capone stuff. Yeah. Really?

[Christy Lee]

I wonder where that did come from.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I decided I wanted to find out a cop slang terms. And I've heard almost all of these. Some of these are really old. Flat foot.

[Chick McGee]

Flat foot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, flat foot. That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's because they're out on the beat. They're walking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Matt, calling one a Barney is not a good, good idea.

[Christy Lee]

What's a Barney?

[Tom Griswold]

Barney from Barney Fife. Mayberry.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That how you got ended up in jail?

[Josh Arnold]

Put down the gun, Barney. I think is what I said.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that what you said?

[Chick McGee]

I like when I get pull. First of all, I go, don't you know who I am? And then I follow that up with, don't you know, I pay your. Your salary.

[Tom Griswold]

Those always work.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get off on the right foot.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to yell, I got your badge, pal.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I'm gonna. And I also like, I'm gonna have your badge. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine saying the problem is 99% of the information we have about police we get from cop shows. And I told you, I was talking to Jeff's friend who's a cop that I've gotten to know, and he can't watch police shows with his girlfriend because he keeps going. Nope. Fake would never happen. And it ruins him for classic cop slaying. Obviously the word cop. Fuzz, heat. The law. The man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we differentiated the man from Lou Reed. I'm waiting for my man.

[Chick McGee]

That's your.

[Tom Griswold]

One of your favorite phrases to be your drug dealer.

[Chick McGee]

Dealer. The man.

[Tom Griswold]

I got the man coming over.

[Chick McGee]

My man. Not the man. Oh, that's the man. Police. My man is a drug dealer. Oh, yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know the distinction.

[Christy Lee]

The man be anybody in charge, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like, oh, like you're the man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you. I get. I like to hear that from a woman especially.

[Josh Arnold]

You're the man and I'm the man.

[Tom Griswold]

And how about the popo? That's, that's, that's Current, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Not really.

[Tom Griswold]

Five zero. Yeah, Y five zero. The Boys in Blue. That's a TV show.

[Chick McGee]

Boys in Blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That sounds a little bit like a Broadway show. We are the police. We can dance like this. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What are you. What are you doing over there, pal?

[Tom Griswold]

Most of these I'd heard before. Johnny Law.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't imagine anyone. I don't see some. Well, Johnny Law's coming. What are you living in a movie in 1956? The DTS.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never heard that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, isn't that something you get when you quit drinking?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is. It stands for Detective Team. I've. Jake's never.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have. Two.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that like the two Jakes the movie?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so, but. Well, maybe it is. It has to be, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Now popular in hip hop culture. 12 never heard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Adam. Adam 12.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it says popular in rap culture. Possibly from the radio. Code 1012.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So Adam 12, see the man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I love that show. So did I. I have no idea why.

[Christy Lee]

Emergency and 1. And Adam 12.

[Chick McGee]

That is an evening of entertainment.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Right there.

[Tom Griswold]

I never heard this one. The undies are coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Undies? Are they undercover?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, I. I don't see a real pardoned criminal saying that. Start talking about undies, you're gonna get your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Get your face beaten. Keep your undies to yourself. The knock.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. But it's. You hear the knock on the door, you either run out the back door.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the knock is coming. Thank you very much for sending the. Your letters. We're gonna have a whole bunch more we gotta get to coming up. A lot of interesting things happening. A lot of sporting news, Chick McGee is that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We had NBA playoff games last night. Two upsets. The Cleveland Cavaliers got their various male members knocked in the dirt last night by the Indiana Pacers. They win game two, take a 20 lead in the Eastern Conference finals. They win, 121 19. Tyrese Halliburton, the hero. A three pointer with 1.1 seconds left. And this, of course, follows up last week or the week before last when they did a survey of NBA players and they all agreed that Tyrese Halliburton was the most overrated player in the NBA.

[Tom Griswold]

Oops.

[Christy Lee]

Oops.

[Chick McGee]

And Golden State beats the Minnesota Timberwolves in Minnesota last night without Steph Curry. 99. 88. Steph has a MRI exam today about his hamstring. He was touching his bottom while he was on the court.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll get to all those Kentucky Derby news.

[Chick McGee]

And people are upset. And NHL playoffs.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the winner going to stay the winner this year?

[Chick McGee]

The Kentucky Derby? Yes, but it won't win the Preakness.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I hope today goes well. Yesterday there was some kind of. I don't know if it was sunspots or some kind of something in the ether, causing my life to have lots of problems with electricity. My television, my television, this, all of them in my entire house. The sound would come on for five seconds, then go away for five seconds, then come on for five seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's maddening.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially great if you're watching a game, you know.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm just, you know, electricity kicked my ass yesterday. I, I don't know a lot about electricity, but I can, I can change a light fixture. Yeah, we changed light fixture to your house.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Sort of.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we did. We installed new light fixtures.

[Chick McGee]

So I, I was changing a light bulb and I, I walked in and there are four lights. One's out. I go, well, I got my light bulbs on. Hot dog. Here we go again. I know where they are. Screw, screw, screw, screw. Something falls out of the socket fixture.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So I think, well, that can't be good. So I go get the light bulb, screw it in. Will not light.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, geez.

[Chick McGee]

Try five other light bulbs. Will not.

[Josh Arnold]

You do ballast.

[Chick McGee]

So I think, okay, I'm going to. I'll change these light fixtures out. So I in taking them down, I forgot to turn off. You're supposed to turn off the power, kids. Yes, I am a daredevil. I just turned the wall switch off. I know that's wrong, but I forgot to do that, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And as I'm taking the light fixture down, it goes. And now nothing works on that side of the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and then my email stopped working.

[Chick McGee]

I was waiting for, something's up.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we had such a good show yesterday. Maybe it was reverse karma. That's what I think.

[Chick McGee]

This is crazily ironic on 100.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, so we'll figure this out. We're going to move forward today. I hope everything works. Pat, you want to get your guitar, take a strum, see if that thing works?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we. We. This is the segment of the program we like to grab mail. Does that sound good, Pat? Well, that's very good. Yes. A practice song. Why don't you think of a song you want to play?

[Josh Arnold]

How do you guys start your day?

[Christy Lee]

I wake up and shower Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it depends.

[Chick McGee]

Wordle.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, no, I do. Wordle after the show.

[Chick McGee]

I did not get it today.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't done it yet.

[Chick McGee]

Incredibly embarrassed. Six, five, five.

[Josh Arnold]

How about I start the show off a little word? Wordle.

[Chick McGee]

Wordle.

[Josh Arnold]

You ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

You played this already?

[Josh Arnold]

There was an issue with the electricity there on my iPad is doing something weird.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I'm telling you this.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried to screw in this light up here and the ballast there must be.

[Tom Griswold]

There's still the intro.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, well, I wish I was. Now here comes the intro again.

[Christy Lee]

I got a light guy.

[Chick McGee]

I was. I was gonna say this, but I wasn't that excited to hear the song until this all happened. Now I'm very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

We should explain. Wordle is of course a fun game from the New York Times.

[Chick McGee]

And what's the New York Times? Walk through. Walk that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's the old gray lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is now becoming Freebird, the fifth estate or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's still playing. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wake up early slow as a turtle Check my phone do my word o Got it in five Pour me a coffee hope the cream doesn't curdle Got nothing to do. I already did my word old. Maybe go for a drive right around seven I go to Bob Evans with my breakfast grill.

[Christy Lee]

True.

[Josh Arnold]

I tell the boys my favorite story that time I got a word all in two.

[Chick McGee]

I got it in two last week.

[Josh Arnold]

Wordle keeps my mind fertile.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Y morning. Mental hurdle.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was brave.

[Josh Arnold]

Should I put post today's score? Yesterday it was 4. I'll text my daughter and son if I get it in one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much, Patty G. A little tribute to Wordle.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever gotten it in one? Like twice.

[Tom Griswold]

That just means that your starter word you just guessed. It's. There's no skill at all.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course, but I thought your starter word was always the same word.

[Tom Griswold]

I'VE changed it over the years.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You got to change it or you go mad. That's my observation.

[Tom Griswold]

But I have to be focused. For example, during that song, I started it, and I've got four letters and three I've got. I thought. Well, I won't say what I thought it was. I thought it was going to be really clever. So I tried a really cool thing. It didn't work. Ah, but.

[Chick McGee]

So it wasn't. You were wrong. It wasn't clever enough for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes you have to think they're trying to outsmart you. When you think, you think it's going to be this go. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

This is the most paranoid story I've ever heard in my life. Please continue.

[Christy Lee]

Is trying to outsmart you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they always do. Weird. So I thought it might be the word achoo. That's pretty good guess, don't you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I ended up with four of the letters. Correct. But it's a fun game.

[Josh Arnold]

Is achu a word?

[Tom Griswold]

It shows up in.

[Chick McGee]

There are some words.

[Tom Griswold]

Thatch. O. O shows up in crossword puzzles all the time. Yes. And it. It accepted it as a word. It's fun. If you never played. It's a fun thing. It.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

It gives me something. It gives you something to do every day.

[Christy Lee]

I do Sudoku or whatever it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't. That's. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I'm really a lot better with numbers than I am with letters, obviously.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's true. I mean, how many marriages.

[Josh Arnold]

How's that House selling.

[Christy Lee]

How many do I have?

[Tom Griswold]

Four.

[Chick McGee]

Four.

[Tom Griswold]

How many houses do you currently own?

[Chick McGee]

Once again, if you're keeping.

[Tom Griswold]

How many mortgage payments do you have?

[Chick McGee]

If you're keeping scores.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're good with numbers.

[Chick McGee]

Next year, when. When Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Balance zero.

[Chick McGee]

When Christy and I get married, that'll be eight, nine marriages between us.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be great, wouldn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

You've been married how many times?

[Chick McGee]

Three times.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And she's been married four. So when we get married, it'll be my fourth and her fifth.

[Tom Griswold]

One for you, one for me. Oscar. Two. Okay. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Get on.

[Christy Lee]

Get on board.

[Tom Griswold]

Throwing off the medium.

[Chick McGee]

What are you trying to say?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want to lose all your stuff. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, speaking of numbers, is it 100 degrees in here?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What's happening here? I know this is radio.

[Josh Arnold]

Electricity issues we're having.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What's a. Do you have a letter over there? Check. Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I do. Something about Jeopardy last night. Here it Is Tom would have enjoyed the clue on last night's episode of Jeopardy. Starts and ends with the letter D. That was a category.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

In 1850, someone made up the 15 letter word meaning confused and upset.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you got this.

[Chick McGee]

And it's the word you use almost every day from the, from the Latvian kombu, C, O, M, B, u. Actually, around 1850, someone made up this 15 letter word meeting. Confused and upset. And it is discombobulated.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I've asked the question. You never hear anyone say, I'm really comboulated. Let's go. We're ready.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that's not a word then.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they. This person only made up. Discombobulated.

[Tom Griswold]

Discombobulated. Debt. Comboulated. I don't know. You think about it. Every word was made up if you want to start somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

True.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But some.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

This one didn't really come from.

[Chick McGee]

I think the electricity has seeped into the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's no Greek or Latin derivative.

[Josh Arnold]

The word copacetic is the same name if you ever hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a great one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, somebody just made that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a jazz thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's a fun word, though. Copacetic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's really. I love that one. That. That's early jazz.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't spell it.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that a C or a K? I assume C. That's even on a popular song, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know, just don't get. You keep it copacetic and you learn to accept.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is. What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd have to. It'll come.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

No, I almost got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, good morning. If you're just joining us. Hello. Testing. Are we there? Okay, good. Good evening, good morning, good afternoon. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. More letters. We were talking a lot about phrases from moms and dads. Here's a nice one. Bill writes from Wisconsin. I remember hearing the phrase, I'll slap you so hard your kids will be born dizzy.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

That's particularly interesting to do it to a boy. I guess it's going to affect the seed as the implication there. Okay. You guys were talking about tough jobs yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting news story that a survey. What are the most difficult jobs to do? And there are a lot of really tough ones out there.

[Christy Lee]

Number one was construction workers.

[Chick McGee]

One. A number one's working for Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

This would be coming to us from James. I was a military police officer. I also worked construction for my dad who was a general. I also built houses for a decade. Then I worked as a correctional officer for the state. Anyone thinks their job is tough, come walk with me through the prison.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I can't believe that's not on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, prison guard. I imagine that's.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy has some tough gigs here. Robert writes in. Well, first off, he's a USMC veteran and. Yes, yes. And his last name is Piles. So how'd you like to be private Piles?

[Christy Lee]

That's brutal enough.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know one of the nicknames they use in full Metal.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever you say. Pile.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But anyway, so that's two tough things. To be named Pyle in the Marines and to be in the Marines. He also. He says, I'm a high rise window specialist. We forgot about these. Oh, I could never do that. I hang on the side of very tall buildings, cleaning windows, using only ropes and a board to sit on. Yeah, super stressful.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think somebody took a job window washing and weren't really that okay with heights and then worked into it, or do you have to just go ahead and take the job and knowing you're okay with heights?

[Josh Arnold]

Could be possible. One could if we wanted to really try to give our dime store analysis psychoanalysis of Mr. Pyles. He needed the adrenaline rush. Oh, there he sort of the Hurt Locker thing.

[Chick McGee]

Better.

[Tom Griswold]

He wanted to be away from some guy shouting orders at him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm getting up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When I'm on the 15th floor staring at some secretary banging her boss. You.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Is it okay if I'm in charge for a while? Well, thank you very much, Robert.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you for all you do do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And have done.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we have all kinds of unusual topics. We love to hear your thoughts on everything. This would include Kevin from Bakersfield writing, my dog is a 13 year old golden retriever named Honey. She's lately been enjoying the nice weather, rolling in the lawn and laying in the fresh growth.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet she has.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was petting her tonight, I realized she smells like popcorn farts.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

She goes, no offense, Christy, but I'm gonna have to give her a bath. Now. This is because of Christie's discussion yesterday about.

[Christy Lee]

I admitted that I have popcorn farts. Yes. I'm not the only one.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, that is turning someone on.

[Christy Lee]

No, please don't want to admit it.

[Josh Arnold]

Fill a Ziploc.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, it wouldn't be a complete day without a Chuck Norris joke. And again, I'm the only one that enjoys these, so I'll just Read this.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. I'm. I'm going to open my mind. I'm going to breathe. If this is funny, I'm going to lie.

[Josh Arnold]

There were three yesterday that caught me off guard and I enjoyed.

[Tom Griswold]

When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his father, you're the man of the house now. Oh, kind of reverse. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think that's funny for any young man to do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Right before. Right before your dad smacks you in the face. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Take care of my mother, will you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Be nice to her. I've got a letter over here. Go ahead. This is sports related. Keeping with the Tush Push theme, the Eagles have the Tush Push, the brotherly shove with the quarterback sneak. The packers are trying to get it banned, which it should be. No one player should be able to help another player on the field make forward most. They can't do it anyway. You mentioned Tush Push. Sounds like a porn video. Well, sir, you would be correct. I worked in an adult store back in the late 80s. There was in fact a series of adult tapes called Tush Push. You get three guesses of what the theme of them was. All right, thank you, Michael. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Now a totally different topic.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Chris once again in Bakersfield, California. California.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, see, this is this week's Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

Last week was Idaho.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For some reason, it's California.

[Chick McGee]

Always Michigan, of course, and Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, hands down, the best way to reheat cold pizza is to fry it in a skillet with butter.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard this. Yeah. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That really is. That does sound pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Fry it in the skillet with butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I am not a big fan of cold pizza. In fact, I never have it. But we were talking about reheating it in a microwave and it was suggested that those air fryers is the best way.

[Christy Lee]

There's a whole. I mean, you could go online. There's 10,000 different ways to do it, it looks like.

[Chick McGee]

But they're all pizza stone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, you know what? I'll just eat it cold.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, this is. This sounds pretty good. A little bit of butter. Get that cheese melted.

[Christy Lee]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Get the bread.

[Chick McGee]

You could chop up a hat and butter and garlic and this is the best I've ever tasted in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. It's a little something.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not going to any extra work for leftover pizza. Pizza at all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really. Just eat it cold.

[Chick McGee]

I want to know what happens when you heat it up in the microwave and the dough becomes a Little more chewy. What is that?

[Christy Lee]

Why does it do that?

[Chick McGee]

There's something going on there. There's something going on there that they don't want us to know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's molecular.

[Chick McGee]

I'm. I think you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

Deep down. I'm telling you, it's not good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I like the frying idea. It sounds good. Coming up, we have interesting stuff in the world of sports.

[Chick McGee]

NBA playoffs last night, the road teams are king. Warriors win in Minneapolis. The pacers take a 20 lead in their series in Cleveland last night. Tyrese Halliburton, your hero in the NHL, Jacob Slaven scored an overtime.

[Tom Griswold]

Slave and Hyben Smelgan, Carolina.

[Chick McGee]

Carolina Hurricanes beat my caps 2 to 1 last night in game one.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom really spelled that bet out for you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he did. Jerry Lewis, and there's more.

[Tom Griswold]

Zach Hyman, because it didn't make any sense.

[Chick McGee]

Scored from just above the right circle. And that's why it made sense. With 302 left, Bob Zany, Edmonton wins last night and Kentucky Derby winner Sovereignty will not run in the Preakness. That means there will not be a Triple Crown for the seventh consecutive year. Trainer Bill Mott told Preakness officials that the plan will be to enter Sovereignty in the Belmont. This is the fourth time since Justify won all three races in 2018.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. Right now, I want to remind you that the clock is ticking. It's almost ticked off because Mother's Day is coming up on Sunday. I hope you are ready. Okay, here's your last shot. Everybody knows flowers. Great. Especially roses. Great. The number one gift on Mother's Day. How about a rose that's gonna last forever? Well, that's what you're gonna get because the regular roses end up in the trash in a few days. Garbage gone, nothing left. No memories. However, the Steven Singer rose. Am I painting this too dark?

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna start.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna start crying. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, mom, hope you enjoyed your two days of roses. Now it's back to me being difficult. No, you want to be nice? How about a forever rose? A long stemmed rose dipped in gold from Steven Singer Jewelers. By the way, let's face it, this is your last chance today. Your last chance for free shipping to arrive in time for Mother's Day. If you order by 2:00 this afternoon, Eastern Daylight Time. If you want to get free shipping, you've got to do it today. So you probably have to do it right now. Nothing says I love you like a real authentic Stephen Singer 24 Karat Gold Dip rose, last forever. Comes in a beautiful gift box box with a card from you telling that mom how much you love her. Only available at Stevensinger Jewelers. Visit the entire catalog at. I hate stevensinger.com. that's right, it's I hate stephensinger.com. check out the At Last bracelet. That's my personal favorite in Christie's too. All right, lots of other stuff going on. Check out the long stem gold dipped roses from Steven Singer Jewelers. Coming back, we've got some interesting stuff in the world of sports and more letters from you. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there, travelers.

[Christy Lee]

Kaley Cuoco here. Sorry to interrupt your music great artist, BT Dubs, but wouldn't you rather be there to hear it live? With Priceline, you can get out of your dreams and into your dream concert.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got millions of travel deals to.

[Christy Lee]

Get you to that festival gig, race, sound bath or sonic experience you've been dreaming of. Download the Priceline app today and you can save up to 60% off hotels and up to 50% off flights. So don't just dream about that trip. Book it with Priceline.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to your happy price. Priceline 500.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're all here. Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay. I remain Chick Magee. We are in the Oreillo Auto Parts Studios. I'm fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

Almost electrocuted yesterday. No, no, don't worry. I'm okay.

[Christy Lee]

Did you buy a new light fixture?

[Chick McGee]

Just every time I walk by a microwave, I piss my pants. But I'm okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That 110 volt that. That reminds you you're alive?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's an attention getter.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it the phrase, hey, I only go to the box when it's 220?

[Chick McGee]

220. A friend of mine. You guys remember Rob the Nut? Rob the Nut was my handyman for the long. Then he really did embrace being the nut. But he said, yeah, you don't go to the box or anything under 220. But if you get shocked by 220. He said he got shocked one time, he remembers, and he woke up across the room.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. Yeah, you don't want that.

[Chick McGee]

Something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Be careful out there.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, please.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a couple quick letters I want to get to.

[Chick McGee]

All I could hear when I got shocked yesterday was Tom in my head. Go higher. Out.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't go to the box, did you?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't go to the box. I did it all wrong, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Electricity is not my.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a real professional coming over today to do it for you?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that'll be. That'll be very helpful. I'll see you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll see you at 1.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple letters that tie in with a couple different stories. This is interesting. This comes to us from Autumn, and.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, she says, I don't like that name.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I do. I think it's real pretty.

[Christy Lee]

No Hope she was born in autumn.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Because yesterday I.

[Chick McGee]

Strike two.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday I mentioned that Willie. It was Willie Mays's birthday. Willie Mays, the. Say, hey, kid. The great baseball player Willie Mays had the good taste to be born in May.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I was kind of wondering how that works across the board. If your name is April, were you born in April, Et cetera, et cetera. We found out that January Jones, the actress mostly known from Mad Men, born in January. But, boy, that was. A lot of them are not a lot of them. It just doesn't work out. She's. She's one of them. She goes, my name is Autumn, but I was born in the spring. I was named after a song from Edgar Winter on the It Only Comes out at Night album.

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

I'm aware of.

[Tom Griswold]

The album has that great song Frankenstein.

[Christy Lee]

That's the only song I know on that album.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Edgar Winner. I highly recommend an album called Is.

[Chick McGee]

Autumn also an instrumental? Is it just leaves falling and birds tweeting?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember that one either. I would recommend the Edgar Winter album called Road Work.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Rick Derringer. Johnny.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. She goes, I'd like you to check something out because she is writing from the Commonwealth of Kentucky. You had the news story about the truck that almost fell off the bridge.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

I was dangling there and they're amazing. Rescue. Very brave people. People. It said. Check out the Facebook page called the Louisville Can Opener. It's just semis that get stuck going under the overpass near the university.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We've had a few letters about the bridge known as the can opener.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think after it happens a few times they'd, I don't know, fix it?

[Josh Arnold]

Not necessarily. I mean, if the bridge. No, they shouldn't have to rebuild the bridge.

[Christy Lee]

These guys should go around it.

[Josh Arnold]

But they should put a proper signage for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, maybe there's some reason that we're not aware of instead of making a wild generalization that they can't make the bridge higher or lower or whatever we're looking at.

[Josh Arnold]

Usually they're train bridges that have the low. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah. And then when they have to repave the street underneath, usually it adds interest.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that. Look at the bridge.

[Josh Arnold]

I always like those bridges that the road itself dips under. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And then they flood really badly.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the letter continues. By the way, my favorite part of the show was when the planets align and Tom interrupts himself. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Have heckled yourself before.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Tough job. This is from Michael. Hey, you guys, you. Great show. No one mentioned Chick's dream job of being a garbage truck driver. Driver. That's true. Did I? I thought I did that one morning here. Did I? Did.

[Christy Lee]

Because you went over and picked up my garbage.

[Chick McGee]

I went and picked up garbage with the tractor truck driver. Yeah, but now it's like a one guy. It's a one man operation robot Arms, and you're in charge of your own truck. But this guy says it's sweltering heat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Working in snow and rain.

[Josh Arnold]

Smelling garbage.

[Chick McGee]

Smelling garbage. But he also has an idea about Tom and his great job. After this whole radio dog and pony show thing stops, Tom's ideal job would be HOA president. He can judge people all day long, tell them what they can and can't do with their own home, have control of the whole neighborhood and the most important thing, the ceiling fan and what direction it's going to be going in everyone's house.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in. Thanks for the lapse once again.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, do you have an HOA there?

[Tom Griswold]

You. Kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. I'm okay with them.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They haven't come after me.

[Chick McGee]

Big reason I move or I moved. No hoa. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's no one.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a no laws, baby. You can choose to give money to it. It's like a. Whatever. I don't. Because they. Every year they say, hey, if you want to give 50 bucks, please do. And they. It's the old person's name on the letter. Get my name right. Maybe I'll think about it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise, I don't care if the flowers in the front of the neighborhood look nice.

[Christy Lee]

Well, did you. Did you sign up with them?

[Josh Arnold]

And tell them no, you can't sign up with them.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how do they know you live there?

[Josh Arnold]

It's my neighbors in charge of it.

[Chick McGee]

I lived in last HOA. The doorbell rang at last like 4:30 in the afternoon. And you know how much I love that. And it's the HOA president introduced himself as such and said, hey, you know your garage door is open after 4 yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no. Are you being serious?

[Chick McGee]

I'm being serious. You need to keep that closed. I go, all righty.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. That's all you can really do.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. And then I'm moved.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's when I was. I didn't stay anywhere like six weeks to three months in a house and then we're on to the next.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

But no. Got a nice letter here. It's a short one. It says, hey, I love my Java House coffee. All right, I have. This is just so nice. We've been talking about Java House and he goes this morning, I'm plan on trying the hot chocolate. Thank you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think you'll enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for turning me on to it. I use my Bob a Tom discount. This is from Doug and we're gonna have some Java House news coming up for you. It's the revolution in coffee at the office and coffee at home. Also, I want to remind you real quick, we've got our pop up shop up and running. It's just gonna be a couple more days. We're doing. We have a brand new T shirt out there, two different versions of it. It's very cool. If you want to get it, find it right now by going to bobandtom.com and you can give that thing a quick look. See coming up in sports, we've got a couple of upsets in the NBA and lots of interesting things going on in the world of news. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com make.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

They're in lots of ways.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bobbitt Top Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

At the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Chick looking extra handsome today. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's that jolt of electricity you got.

[Chick McGee]

Might have got my. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you on a ladder when you.

[Chick McGee]

Were trying to do that Stool? It wasn't that tall, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Just be careful.

[Chick McGee]

Got my attention.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think you've reached the age no more ladders.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No more ladders. And I. That's the only thing I heard when I got shocked. Tom, call out. Just hire out, please. Yeah, yeah, I heard you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan. Oh, speaking of hiring out, we had an interesting story yesterday about the toughest jobs in the world. And I kind of agree with most of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jobs that are either difficult or dangerous. Stressful.

[Chick McGee]

I think I might have the last email on this.

[Josh Arnold]

High pressure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I got one over here. Let me go first. You have the last one. One.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm going to read it the way he sent it.

[Tom Griswold]

So go. This is from Brookville, Pennsylvania. Mr. Burns. Kind enough to write them. We appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes. We have a factory in town where they manufacture charcoal. Those guys are jet black at the end of their shift every day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

You never think about something like charcoal. Someone's got to make it.

[Chick McGee]

I just thought they.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they got it out of the ground.

[Chick McGee]

Dug it out of the ground. Yeah. There's a. There's an area for coal. And then a little deeper. It's charcoal. And now maybe. Maybe clay at the bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

Your thoughts on charcoal? Do you like the stuff that's got the accelerant already in it?

[Chick McGee]

I'm a big gas grill guy with. With the flavor bars. And I like my big green egg. I don't. I don't care for.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you, too. I don't mess. I don't muck with the charcoal anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I don't mess with the charcoal. Just by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like the charcoal.

[Chick McGee]

You probably have your smuggled in from Indochina.

[Josh Arnold]

If I were better with charcoal, I might like it. For me, it takes forever to get up to temperature. My apartment complex does not care for it. But I.

[Christy Lee]

Probably only allowed those little electric.

[Josh Arnold]

Not even that.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's good. They just. No, nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't want you to set the place on fire. No, no, no. Yeah. I'm a fan of the non pre infused jar charcoal.

[Chick McGee]

That, that the easy light stuff. There's an aftertaste of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You can taste the presets and then.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I of course love having the squirter stuff. You walk up to the fire, very dangerous.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe you're doing it. You don't have a charcoal chimney that you pilot.

[Chick McGee]

That is the way to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I did. You don't need any accelerant and it's way safer. That is the way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Explain it to me.

[Josh Arnold]

It's basically a big colander. Metal colander that has a great.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a giant beer mug.

[Josh Arnold]

Y you put paper underneath and you pour all your charcoal in and you light the paper and it sets it all on fire. You wait like five minutes, you dump it out, it's ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

How do I not know about this with my love of setting things on fire?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you'll like that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

You really are a fire bug.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's our last outdoor fireplace. Love it.

[Chick McGee]

If you can top this email about jobs, good luck. Okay, this is from Rick and I'm going to read it in what I think Rick's voice is, is Good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I personally have been in the military for eight years. Coal mining. Six miles in and a logger cutting trees.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

They should all be in the top five. I've seen fellow workers killed. I know multiple farmers missing limbs. You can call me the wrecking ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And all those jobs are in there.

[Chick McGee]

In there.

[Tom Griswold]

Except I think maybe mining.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. That was one that Jeff brought up that we couldn't believe.

[Chick McGee]

I was exposed. Not a lot at all. But I know about coal mining for a couple years and that that is brutal. Brutal job.

[Christy Lee]

My dad's dad was a coal mine.

[Josh Arnold]

My great grandfather.

[Christy Lee]

My grandfather was a coal mine. Died of black lungs.

[Chick McGee]

Now this is a coal miner. These aren't charcoal briquette miners.

[Christy Lee]

No, these are things. Yeah, these are all different thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Top Tom, didn't your uncle work in the Retson mines?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course. They. That sounds like something part of the Certs fortune. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

An all white. An all white uniform with a white hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Then my uncle Chuck and my uncle Joe got in that fight about whether it was a breath mint or a candy mint.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, mining retzen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was awful. Then I guess Chuck defenestrated Joe in a hotel. I like a 20th floor in Vegas.

[Chick McGee]

Throw them out a window. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The survey construction worker was the number one job deemed to be the toughest job in America.

[Chick McGee]

I worked. I worked construction for a summer and I had a great time.

[Tom Griswold]

Me, too. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But shoveling.

[Tom Griswold]

Shoveling, they mean serious stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true. I was comic relief also up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Firefighters, military, doctors, cops, EMTs, astronauts, farmers, they're almost all in their air traffic controllers. That's a real problem right now. There aren't enough of them and it takes three years to train one.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think. Now, you can correct me if you think I'm wrong, but I don't think I would be a very good traffic controller.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What do you guys think?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think you should sell yourself short here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, he should. Yeah. Sell yourself, Sure. I wouldn't either.

[Christy Lee]

You would have a great voice, though.

[Chick McGee]

And number nine or 4932. I'm sorry, did I say 4392 or 4 2?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't look at the radar right now. I'm in the snack bar.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm having a snack. Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget what the number. A huge number of the recruits in the world. In that world don't even make it.

[Christy Lee]

It's hard. I took the air traffic controllers exam back in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Once you start the thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Something like 40 of them are knocked out.

[Chick McGee]

I've always wonder, when you go to.

[Christy Lee]

Oklahoma City, you have to go through this really rigorous. This rigorous process. And yeah, I decided that mostly just.

[Josh Arnold]

Drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's exactly.

[Chick McGee]

I've always wanted to be starting out in a job in the training process. The recruiter comes in and go, all right, look to your left now. Look to your right. One of you going to be gone by the end of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I've always thought that would be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

There's certain natural skills one has to have. It's like those. Those dogs that help. Helper dogs for people.

[Christy Lee]

Service dogs. Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine has a dog that failed. Yeah, he got the dog that was like third in the class. Yeah, he's really smart dog, but didn't have. Whatever it takes.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Air traffic control. That's a very specific one. Back to the list. Oil workers are on there. Most of the things in that, guys, roofers, engineers, pilots. Yeah, there's a lot of jobs you have to kind of, as they say, know thyself.

[Josh Arnold]

Number three was production assistant on the View. That's a tough Boy, you're getting screamed at. More Twinkies.

[Chick McGee]

What's in this cup? Oh, it's coffee. I wanted cocoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, boy, oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

God. Propping up Joy Behar's boobs.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't a hard job, but my. I had an ex girlfriend that had kind of a gross job that she had to manually master bait roosters in the morning. Oh, really? Are there seeds?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. Hang on a second. In the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Every morning.

[Chick McGee]

Every morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Any cuckoldoo?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but she had to do that every morning for research in the lab where she worked.

[Tom Griswold]

More like cockadoodle goo.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder why they did it in the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. That way you can focus the rest of the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Are roosters. Are roosters hornier?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was gonna say.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea. Surprisingly horrible at hjs. Well, you were too much for her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She's.

[Chick McGee]

She's.

[Tom Griswold]

She's used to doing like she's holding a pencil.

[Chick McGee]

She's used to using her whole hand, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

You just take the front of your hand and rub it up and down the front of the rooster until. Watch.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

What is it about me? I want to go find a rooster right now and see if I can do this. Go ahead. Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember we talked to the guy that was the. The job. The actual name of the job is Seaman Jockey.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And that involves getting seed from various large farm animals and horses and. And then they put on a glove that goes up to their shoulder. Right. To insert it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gotta be dangerous.

[Josh Arnold]

What, do they manipulate the prostate to get it?

[Christy Lee]

That's when they're reinserting. When they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you may have that maybe. Yeah. And that would, I guess, be dangerous, but what.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you get kicked.

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be an unusual thing to talk about at a. If you're at a cocktail party. So what do you do?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, man, did you hear what that guy did?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You think it's bad? I just shook his hand.

[Chick McGee]

You think that's bad? He just handed me some cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of tall for a Seaman Jockey.

[Christy Lee]

I met a girl at one of our Bob and Tom tour shows that did that. That. I think it was in Kentucky, actually. Yeah, it was. She said it was interesting work. Needless to say, I wonder if you.

[Tom Griswold]

Have to work your way up if you start doing the roosters and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Go on the Shetlands. Yeah. And then we heard about your rooster work. We'd like you to take.

[Christy Lee]

What kind of research was she doing?

[Josh Arnold]

It was for a college where she attended.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, a couple quick scores from the NBA. We got to get the thorough sportscast going in just a second here. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Golden State wins last night. Pacers take a 2o series lead against Cavaliers in Cleveland. Tyrese Halliburton a three pointer with 1.1 seconds left. He has a flare for the dramatic. NHL Last night Carolina Hurricanes game one beat the Caps and Edmonton over the Golden Knights last night four two in their game one.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not gonna do my favorite joke about Edmonton O'Brien? The fighting O'Brien's.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think anyone. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who's Edmonton O'Brien?

[Tom Griswold]

There was a many years.

[Chick McGee]

You'll know him if you see him. Bushy eyebrows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's all coming up. We'll find out about what's going on in the world of sports. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk with some exciting news. A really cool story, two of them in fact. About what happens if you drop a phone from thousands of feet and it lives to tell the tale. The Homeland Security wants you to know those real IDs kick in today.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there are big lines all over the country.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you've only at work though. You really don't need one to fly.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, this is, it's. It's so wishy washy.

[Chick McGee]

You've got a passport.

[Tom Griswold]

You've only had 10 years to get it done. Okay. If you don't have it done today, I say hey, move to another country. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios in Chicago. You want to tell me a little more about something exciting?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Shiksha. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair with a correction.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I totally missed misunderstood a sports story from yesterday. All right, maybe we can discuss this.

[Chick McGee]

Exciting. There's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay's here. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And if I could get Tom's attention, we're ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. What are you guys doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that story yesterday about the Sanders kid who was fifth or something in the draft and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Shador Sanders.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. And there's a lawsuit now for $100 million.

[Chick McGee]

$100 million, Tom, I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

But he was filing the lawsuit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Under somebody under this John Doe. But it's just some fan.

[Chick McGee]

Shador Sanders, far from the first player to see their stock take a hit and lead up to the NFL draft. Warren Sapp leaps to mind. Now, five quarterbacks ultimately picked before the Browns scooped up Sanders in the fifth round with the 144th overall pick. Everyone agreed. Pretty much all your experts, as he should have been in the first. The second round round. Maybe the third round, but that's it. According to reports, the development of Shador sliding in the draft did not set well or sit well with an unidentified Georgia man who has decided to take the NFL to court by filing a lawsuit seeking $100 million for the quote, emotional distress. Close quote. He says he was forced to endure. He was forced to endure while watching Sanders endure the slide.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like this guy to endure a year in prison.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For clogging up the court system.

[Chick McGee]

See, the Gentleman is a 55 year old owner of a logistics company and self professed fan of Colorado football. Named himself John Doe. In the lawsuit he filed in US District Court on May 2. It was immediate frustration. These are quotes from him. This guy was projected to be the first or second pick no later than the top five. And to watch mediocre players be chosen before him. It was frustrating. And have all the NFL owners collude and not draft him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Mentally frustrated and debilitating for them to believe they could just do this and there's no recourse. It has to stop.

[Josh Arnold]

The judge should say this case is immediately thrown out. And you, sir, now have to wear a sandwich board walking around different cities in America. I am the guy who sued because I'm some. A giant pussy who couldn't handle.

[Chick McGee]

And what I'm going to tell you. If you've been to school in the United States, you know what I'm going to tell you. You know, you'll know the phrase when you hear it. But no one knows what this means. And I stand by this. Are you ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The legal argument that this man is suing The NFL for $100 million hinges on the purport purported violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not.

[Chick McGee]

I got no idea what the German antitrust.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he suggesting that all the teams collectively agreed to drop it. Which they did.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. You would have to prove that if.

[Tom Griswold]

He was good, any team would pick him up. For God's sake. As Chick said yesterday, they picked up a rapist. They were. The Browns were more than happy to get a guy $140 million.

[Chick McGee]

Here you go, Desean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We don't care what you do in your downtime. Bang a couple of masseuses against their will. Go for it. I say we send this guy straight to that nice prison in El Salvador. What's the name of that place we've been sending folks there? Stick them on the plane, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Clogging up our courts with crazy Sherman.

[Josh Arnold]

Antitrust would be like if I. Let's see if I invented a shoe. Oh, boy, this is. And it required a certain type of lace to be used. So I sell you the shoes, you need the laces. Then I buy that lace company so that I make. Okay, I. I'm making all the money on these.

[Chick McGee]

That's better than I have ever heard it explained.

[Josh Arnold]

That kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't understand.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's probably because you use shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I was realistic. So these shoes that you invented, they're made of pizza.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

He saw my mouth moving. I just assumed I was discussing pizza.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go smiling until before there's a fist fight in the studio. Let's go to the NBA last night. And beautiful. Is it Cleveland? Is it Cuyahoga County? Is that it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cleveland, Ohio. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuyahoga River.

[Chick McGee]

Cuyahoga. Watch that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tyrese Halliburton made a three pointer with 1.1 seconds remaining. And the Pacers scored the. Finally, the final eight points in 47.9 seconds. Do the math. They were down, down by seven with 40. 48 seconds left.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

And they beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 120 to 119 to take a 20 lead in their Eastern Conference semifinal series. And we have our buddy, Drew Powell. He recorded his reaction in real time during the game last night as it was unfolding. And here's what it sounded like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, come on, come on, come on. Put some respect on our name. Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, he drew a Pacer fan.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Game three, Friday night in Indianapolis. And from Minneapolis, Golden State star Steph Curry, sidelined with a strained left hamstring. He kept grabbing his left cheek during the game, and he was out from early the second quarter. But the Warriors. Warriors managed to beat the favored Timberwolves 9988 in their game one. Curry will have an MRI exam today. His status is day today. Warriors 99, 88 over Minnesota.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like a curry dish?

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

I. Yellow, green or red?

[Josh Arnold]

No, Christie does.

[Chick McGee]

I'm almost. I'm familiar with yellow, but I wouldn't seek it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, are you a big fan?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a favorite one? One.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever. Curry chicken. Whatever's in there. I think it's yellow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yellow. Yeah. Kind of a yellow cast.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you like curry pizza? Yes, and I love curry porn.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they came up with the Kama Sutra over there. You know, they were. They weren't just relaxing.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me that curry in a hurry.

[Tom Griswold]

Jacob Slaving there has to be there. That has to be a category. Some kind of. Some kind of Asian porn with Jacob.

[Chick McGee]

Slavin scored in overtime. Frederick Anderson.

[Tom Griswold]

Slaven Hoben, Hyben Smelgan.

[Chick McGee]

Carolina Hurricanes win Game 1 over the Caps 2 to 1, and Zach Hyman scored from just about the right circle. The oilers beat Vegas 42 in their game one.

[Tom Griswold]

Seen Zach? I'm at every game. He comes out on the court, he punches through one of those big.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that paper membrane.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheerleader sold it. Here comes Hyman busting through. I got a letter we got to read here. Sorry to interrupt.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're not. Don't act. Don't act like you are. But I appreciate the sentiment. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a nice, sweet letter from Joe. Joe Mama in Iowa. She says her baby loves watching our show. How old's the baby? She doesn't mention. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. It's incomplete.

[Tom Griswold]

She works at an elementary school. She said, you guys are my therapy. Oh, well, that's nice. But she also says, even though Josh criticizes the teaching profession, I still love him. We need to explain Josh's.

[Chick McGee]

And what was your. What was your thinking on America's teachers?

[Josh Arnold]

Teachers and nurses are the most overpaid people in the world.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold angers.

[Josh Arnold]

What I'm hearing there is actually drawing attention to the fact that they're underpaid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people can't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying Joe doesn't have a good sense of humor.

[Christy Lee]

And it is Nurses Appreciation Week, so. Appreciate your nurse.

[Josh Arnold]

My ex is a nurse. There'll be no appreciation on my end.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well.

[Chick McGee]

Kentucky Derby winner.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure her patients appreciate her.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

She knows that the reason you're not together. She's not a psychiatric nurse. Let's get back to chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know you're not. And also remember I used to teach for two years.

[Chick McGee]

Derby Winter Sovereignty will not win the Preakness. States Stakes are not going to be in it. Trainer Bill Mott of the Applesauce Fortune, Applesauce Baron, that's him. Told Preakness officials that the plan will be to enter Sovereignty in the Belmont Stakes on June 7. That's the fourth time since Justify 1 all three races in 2018, the Preakness will go on without a true shot at a Triple Crown. The short two week turnaround from the Derby to the Pretty and changes in modern racing have sparked debate around the sport about spacing out the races. So it makes it more horse friendly, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a really dumb question.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have an answer.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine's applesauce related, but if yours is horse, we should stay on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is there a bonus if you win all three?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I know there's a bonus for some race.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think the Triple Crown would boy. But yeah, I don't. Are they all sanctioned by the same.

[Tom Griswold]

If they gave you an extra 5 million bucks if you won all three, this wouldn't have happen. They wouldn't. They wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

I think it probably would.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The safety still.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's the timing of the races.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

As the big problem. It's too, they're saying it. They're too close together.

[Josh Arnold]

So many owners, though have said we're probably never going to see another Triple Crown.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is unfortunate. Hopefully it's not true.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I, I just have a correction. I think I just, it just dawned on me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

That Joe's baby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think is this doll okay or.

[Chick McGee]

Well or that is one ugly kid and the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

The dog, the dog is watching Josh on our show.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This was, this was a stack of papers that I'm.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of, what kind of dog you got there, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing a mix. It looks like a box. It looks like a little bit of box. It's kind of an odd profile shot. I can't tell what if a boxer.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of barking would just always say put him up, put him up.

[Josh Arnold]

I would love it so much.

[Chick McGee]

Put him up.

[Tom Griswold]

Put them up, put them up, put them up.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, the dog wants in. Put them up, put them up, put them up. Anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now you're talking about Mott's applesauce.

[Christy Lee]

Applesauce.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. I will get to that in just a second. If you're just joining us. Hello. This is the Babaton program. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and we were talking about the lack of a Triple Crown. Is that correct? What's happening here? We're not going to have it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's not going to happen this year.

[Chick McGee]

Not this year.

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying to find if there's a bonus.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very confusing when it comes to applesauce. First off, moths or Musclemans. Mott. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Mott's Natural, no sugar.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cinnamon. I, that was my next question.

[Chick McGee]

No, I, I don't like apples. I don't like applesauce. I don't like apple pie.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Pass on all of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I Don't know why. Do you guys like however I like pieces of apple? Apple in my chicken salad. Go figure.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't make any sense, right? What if I. My nose just started bleeding. I couldn't. Do you guys like the cinnamon applesauce?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Love.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I don't know where I'm at on it. I don't think I care for it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care for it either.

[Josh Arnold]

Good stuff. Healthy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad we're finally talking about tough questions.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the pizza flavored applesauce?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, they haven't perfected it yet. They need to get rid of that apple.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a story Tom. Here's a story Tom gave me, and I don't know what the hell is going on.

[Tom Griswold]

All right?

[Chick McGee]

I'm a good employee. Good in quotes. The director of Final Destination. Bloodlines.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, that's new movie out. Oh, this is a rough one.

[Chick McGee]

He says the movie has broken the world record for the oldest person being set on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Now, you got to clarify. This is the oldest person person in. That's a stunt person.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the oldest person. In fact, I believe that was in the Hindenburg. The lady in the wheelchair.

[Chick McGee]

Was there a lady? I don't know if there was a lady in a wheelchair on the Hindenburg.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, because you remember, then they're bored and you see the ramp.

[Chick McGee]

They all went up. Zap. Zach Lipovsky told Entertainment Weekly. Oh, what an august publication. The stunt expert Yvette Ferguson, a girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was pulled from retirement at the age of 71 to play the character of Mrs. Duller. D u L L E R. Well, this is sort of a spoiler alert in the film.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is kind of. Well, I agree.

[Chick McGee]

She was set on fire. She is the oldest person ever to be set on fire on camera.

[Josh Arnold]

But here's the thing about the Final Destination movie. She might be set on fire. And as she's trying to get it out, she gets it out. And then the fire extinguisher explodes. It's never. They never die how you think they're going to.

[Chick McGee]

That's the point of the Final Destination.

[Tom Griswold]

Who?

[Chick McGee]

I dodged that bullet. Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are brutal. What's the best one? The first one's pretty. Three is my. I think three is the best. Three.

[Chick McGee]

Three is good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're like six or seven. That's part two.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they about? I don't understand.

[Josh Arnold]

So these kids, when it's your time. Your time, pal, typically the kids avoid a major disaster. Yeah, they get pulled out of it just before their kids killed. Well, death doesn't care for that. They were meant to die in that event. So death starts hunting them one by one, and so they die of these freak accidents.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's a weird.

[Josh Arnold]

A tuna can, too. Was right. Remember a tuna can? I don't remember the tuna cans that cut the wrist somehow. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They. This was a world record. That's the point. It's the. It's for stunt people. The oldest one ever set on fire. Fire. And that's, by the way, a new candle from the Yankee candle people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The scent of an old person being set on fire.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

What about that did you think would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a lot of humor. Humorous, geriatric s'mores.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm glad it's not cremation month.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Technically, I guess the oldest person that should say living.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it shouldn't say stunt.

[Chick McGee]

I just want this to go away.

[Tom Griswold]

Because, I mean, the oldest person set on fire clearly don't. I'm sure we could talk to a crematorium and they've had. How old Was this lady?

[Christy Lee]

71.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet they get people, of.

[Josh Arnold]

Course, but that's a different. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are those? Candies that old people eat all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

There's originals. Yeah. You got something for that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm just sort of thinking. What it smells.

[Chick McGee]

Want a pizza flavored candy. What do you want?

[Tom Griswold]

See the guy at the crematory. A guy at the crematory. Graham comes in for the second shift, goes, oh, it smells like Bernie Werther's. Must have been an old dude in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Werther's needs to rebrand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not just for. Son loves them.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're awesome. They're butterscotchy.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they need to have like a whole new youthful campaign.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. Yes. Grandma eating one, and the kids, she goes back for one more, and they're all gone because the kids have all eaten them.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And they bring in some hip, hip, hop artists to not just do a rap about him. And I got the candy. H. Give me that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, something like that. Okay. I mean, you. You want to go. The typical of the hip hop community.

[Christy Lee]

We do have a meeting today.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now, it just got a little longer, didn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

When you see. When you see. See a Super bowl commercial with one of these hip hop dudes, they don't. They rarely, you know, pushing grandma over a cliff.

[Chick McGee]

My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. We'll be back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You're welcome. I sure hope so. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bomb and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and [e-mail] Ryan Reynolds.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

But anyone can get the same Premium Wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Switch upfront payment of $45 for 3.

[Christy Lee]

Month plan equivalent to $15 per month required intro rate first 3 months only.

[Tom Griswold]

Then full price plan options available.

[Christy Lee]

Taxes and fees extra fee. MintMobile.com on the way.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I do it too late?

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Jeff Oskay. I know how you feel right now. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. Apparently I asked according question with regard to the situation with the winner of the Kentucky Derby will not run in the Preakness. Apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was just wondering if there was a bonus for winning the Triple Crown. And according to this news account there is not an official bonus.

[Christy Lee]

Right. That's what I couldn't find.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

There obviously will be rewards with respect to various other things.

[Christy Lee]

More.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just kind of wondering if somebody put up an extra 10 million bucks if you win all three wouldn't. I'm just wondering if they would definitely make sure that they the winner of the first one.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the Kentucky Derby got biggest ratings they've had in forever.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Huge. Huge number.

[Christy Lee]

Awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

So maybe a sponsor.

[Josh Arnold]

And now the horses are making more money than ever with nil. Yeah. Yeah. They finally are able to sell that Gatorade.

[Tom Griswold]

What does nil stands for? What? N. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nay. Image likeness. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's something about it is one of the greatest things to watch on tv. He's like that. And the Masters. I don't ever watch golf but I'll watch the Masters.

[Josh Arnold]

And the way the drones are now and all that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the coverage is unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is wild.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we've got video. Oh, we've got video of a drone that I wanted to show Tom because I think he will really love this. He said with his fingers crossed, although he seems a little wonky. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you. From the Peanuts comic strip, it's Snoopy on his doghouse. We all know that Snoop. Snoopy is a World War II flying ace. That's right. They outfit Snoopy's doghouse and Snoopy on top with amazing.

[Christy Lee]

That is so cute.

[Tom Griswold]

It's flying.

[Josh Arnold]

He's chasing the Red Baron.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and the head moves.

[Chick McGee]

And Snoopy's head moves looking for the Red Baron. Have you ever seen anything more wonderful in your life? There he goes.

[Tom Griswold]

That is tremendous.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys like that song, that oldie?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

The Royal Guardsman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Snoopy versus the Red Baron.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't there a sequel?

[Chick McGee]

There was a Christmas version of Snoopy. Merry Christmas, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

The Red.

[Chick McGee]

The Red Baron wished us a Merry Christmas in one version.

[Tom Griswold]

While we look for that, I had a request for this. I can play it very quickly. This was.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Mr. Fister?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not Mr. Fisher. I like Mr. F. It's Bob's famous bird call. Oh, now, these are actually legitimate. We were talking about. Christie has some app on her phone.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they're legit. Why are you saying that? Doesn't add anything to it other than lying.

[Tom Griswold]

It's this for the fcc. You think those morons are gonna check it? Okay, Christy, tell me about your app, the Merlin app.

[Christy Lee]

And it's great. You Download it. It's merlin.org. it's from, I believe, Cornell University. And you just.

[Tom Griswold]

Far above Cayuga's waters.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, beautiful campus. My goodness. But you go out and you record the audio of the birds, and they. Then you play it on your. On your app, and the app will tell you what you're listening to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, and here is Bob, who is something of a birder, if you will, and doing some of the bird calls. And he does these with his mouth.

[Chick McGee]

That's another lie. You keep lying. Why are you lying?

[Tom Griswold]

This isn't some trick. Here it is. African scissor bird. Unbelievable. If you have ever seen. That is just so dead on.

[Chick McGee]

That's me whistling, by the way. Guatemalan diarrhea bird.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, this is rare. Like, unbelievable. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's the Guatemalan diarrhea bird. No. Did you find what you were Looking for.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't looking for anything other than a way out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's get back to the sports desk with Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I'm done.

[Tom Griswold]

Done.

[Chick McGee]

We did it. And here's Snoopy and the Red Baron.

[Christy Lee]

Up in the sky.

[Josh Arnold]

A man in a plane.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I remember waiting for this. I remember waiting to come on the radio. What's wrong with.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a fun one.

[Chick McGee]

50 or more 80 men died in that song.

[Josh Arnold]

While a dog flew a plane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What a weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just an oddball thing to be.

[Chick McGee]

Can we find him?

[Christy Lee]

Which came first, Snoopy and the Red Baron or the Bread Baron song?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Red Baron Pizza.

[Christy Lee]

Snoopy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. The. The cartoon.

[Christy Lee]

Did the cartoon Snoopy and the Red Baron come before that song?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely. Yeah. Because that was the late 60s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Snoopy on the. On the roof for the doghouse. Okay. Yeah. I thought we had one more sports story. Did I not give you the one of the world record about.

[Chick McGee]

Well, why don't you go right ahead?

[Christy Lee]

Record about what?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. Special correspondent Tom Griswold. Look at me.

[Tom Griswold]

Dodging bullets. Maybe it was. Maybe it didn't work. The guy standing up for.

[Christy Lee]

Nope, I have that, but that wasn't a world record.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Go ahead, Christy. Christy Lee is at the Silac insurance news desk. I thought this was a story completely unworthy of doing.

[Christy Lee]

Why are we doing it?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's some YouTuber douchebag.

[Christy Lee]

He's going viral for documenting what happened to his body after standing for 15 hours a day for five days straight. In the video, Lucas Ball, who goes by Pygmy.

[Tom Griswold]

See right there, I want him dead.

[Christy Lee]

Outlined the rules for his experiment. He could only lie down for exactly eight hours at night, meaning he even had to squat over the toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy said he can't sit down.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He can sleep for eight hours. Then he has to stand up all day long.

[Josh Arnold]

But he can do things.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The 34 year old said initially he felt more productive at work. But after three days of standing, he felt sore, tired and extremely hungry while his sleep quality diminished from the discomfort. Though he initially wanted to stand for seven days, Mr. Ball cut the experiment short after just five and decided that from now on he will begin his workday standing and then will switch back to sitting when he gets fit.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate this guy. I've got 200 bucks says I wouldn't be able to stand him. Interesting enough that he said he even had. He couldn't even sit down on the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Right. He had to hover, so even his.

[Tom Griswold]

Bowel movements were a crapshoot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

A crapshoot, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is a lady.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no. Christy just meant sitting.

[Christy Lee]

That's how we hover.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Men do that at the airport.

[Christy Lee]

Do they?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean you. You.

[Josh Arnold]

We touch feet.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You hover.

[Josh Arnold]

No, just. I was just trying to think of where would a guy, maybe lover.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever done that Chick? No, you just sit when I do it. I like to think about the movie 30 seconds over Tokyo. Great movie, by the way. I certainly recommend it.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of health, new research shows eating walnuts may reduce the risk of colon cancer.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey, hey. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir?

[Chick McGee]

What do you call a nut on a wall?

[Josh Arnold]

Walnut. And actually, what do you have if you have a nut on a wall?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure. You're right.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists say walnuts also help lower inflammation in the body. The findings come from a clinical trial by the University of Connecticut School of Medicine and published in cancer prevention research. Dr. Daniel Rosenberg, who led the study, says a daily handful of walnuts can provide long term health benefits.

[Josh Arnold]

I love walnuts.

[Chick McGee]

Brought to you by the Walnut Association.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's for colon cancer. You have to actually insert them.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right? Now, do you shelve them? Them first?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you put them between your butt cheeks. Crack them that way.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. You ever done that?

[Josh Arnold]

Have I ever cracked a walnut with my butt cheeks?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You want to wash it before you eat it?

[Christy Lee]

What is.

[Josh Arnold]

What is going on?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm nuts for butts.

[Chick McGee]

It's not just me, right? He's a little weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Like cuckoo for Coco.

[Chick McGee]

A lot weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't this article be much better if they said eating those delicious salted cashews. Cashews was better for you?

[Christy Lee]

But that's not true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I'd prefer salted cashews to walnuts.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish. Honey roasted peanuts. We could find out that those were helpful.

[Tom Griswold]

Cashews. Much better. Chick McGee, walnuts in your chicken salad. Yes or no?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely. Load my chicken salad up. I love it. All man. Raisins, Walnuts.

[Tom Griswold]

You like grapes?

[Chick McGee]

Pieces of apple. Grapes. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Me, too. Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I. I'm just a celery guy in my chicken salad. Well, that's like a savory chicken salad. I don't want anything sweet in there.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't you like the crunch raisins?

[Josh Arnold]

And that's why I like the celery.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All Right. So I'm supposed to eat more walnuts? Is that the thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You don't like walnuts?

[Ali Breen]

Like, no, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I like them. But, I mean, I really love.

[Josh Arnold]

I love cashews, too, but you think they're better than honey roasted peanuts. You know what's better than walnuts?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like peanuts. Well, that's insanity.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it's better than walnuts.

[Christy Lee]

What's better than walnuts?

[Tom Griswold]

These nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

It got you good, Christy. I mean, you. Hook liners.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he really got players a song about that.

[Christy Lee]

I believed you.

[Tom Griswold]

Nut songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have an Imagine dragon song? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

[Chick McGee]

You got me? There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I got you. Good. Yummy.

[Tom Griswold]

That is just lovely.

[Josh Arnold]

No, my son got me with that about six months ago, and we had to have a chat about how some jokes are for your friends and some are for your dad. You didn't care for the Imagine drag? Love it. Didn't love that. It was directed by.

[Tom Griswold]

By his son.

[Josh Arnold]

You see, I'm teaching that to Jimmy. That is very good. I, I want to write that down. That totally got me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. Well, how about a pallet cleanser from Chuck Norris?

[Josh Arnold]

You hear the excitement? That's not a pallet cleanser.

[Chick McGee]

I hurt my forehead.

[Tom Griswold]

You really hit your head. Is that a no? I, I.

[Chick McGee]

It's not going to stop you, but it doesn't matter. Why are you asking? Asking.

[Josh Arnold]

Do it. Do it as Jerry Lewis. Just rip the band aid off.

[Tom Griswold]

Chuck Norris once got a wheelie on a unicycle.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I didn't hate that.

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

It's only got the one wheel, you see?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's the same. Same joke, really.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of physically impossible.

[Josh Arnold]

We gotta break Mark's thumbs, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, he's a lost cause. No, but we can stop it at the source.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we can't stop it. We can't stop.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom's gotta tackle him.

[Tom Griswold]

All hallway coming up, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's more.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a teaser. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have update on the real ID. We have iPhone. Interesting iPhone news.

[Tom Griswold]

Great iPhone news. If you're thinking of buying a case, we got. We got something for you coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and don't take your clothes off on a plane. It's just gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Now wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Cause problems down the road.

[Chick McGee]

I can still take my shoes and socks off, though, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't take my socks. Knocks off.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Got a comment? To share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Call them, Find out more.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin with a song coming right up.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea what to do today.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got 10 things here.

[Josh Arnold]

10 things here.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Mother's Day is Sunday. That's right. You can still get Stephen Singer Jewelers 24 Karat Gold Dipped roses in time with free shipping, no less. When you order by 2pm Eastern today, my friends, only at I hate stephensinger.com There's Jeff Hoskay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick Magee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to do it today, folks. Come on, you know it's coming. You don't want to be the guy buying the roses from the unhoused dude under the bridge.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead, break your mama's heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. The guy goes, hey, look, I took off the thing that says my condolences when I stole them from the, from the graveyard. Sorry. Let's just move forward here. We have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk once. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, our government at work officials now say travelers who have not been able to get a real ID before today's deadline will still be able to fly, but you may face additional security checks.

[Tom Griswold]

This is ridiculous. You've had a decade plus to get this done.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Noem told a congressional panel 81% of travelers already have IDs that comply with the Real ID requirements.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Who do you think you're helping by verbally undressing people who haven't gotten this done yet for whatever reason?

[Christy Lee]

A lot of women are affected by this.

[Chick McGee]

You're angry about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of women, they've, they have moved this date.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Illuminate my point. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. 10 times. It's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of women are affected by this, Josh, because they have to change their names when they get married.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. So true.

[Christy Lee]

And the divorce documents and marriage licenses and all of these things to document your name changes. It's become a real problem for same with me.

[Chick McGee]

I had to change my name when I robbed that bank. Same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to have to in the next 10 years, Rob A bank. Everything that you do at the DMV should be done online. We have to. We have to.

[Tom Griswold]

It almost is now it.

[Josh Arnold]

But. But it isn't quite.

[Tom Griswold]

I just got my new driver's license in five minutes. It was. It was like.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but he had to go. Didn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Like an ATM machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

When you changed your address, you had to. You got to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's great. Took no time at all.

[Josh Arnold]

We've got to get this stuff online.

[Christy Lee]

Because you can't do it online. You have to present two pieces of id and.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, but who know they're the. The ID that someone in this room is presenting are actually honest IDs with proof of address or something. He's manufactured.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a felony.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, A.B. if you can be creative him with a computer. See, to me, it's like the famous Cuban refugees. These guys.

[Chick McGee]

These guys would. Famous.

[Tom Griswold]

They would turn these cars into beautiful floating boats.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful, beautiful floating boats.

[Tom Griswold]

Let him in. Welcome to America, buddy. Because you. You're a creative smart guy. If you can forge these documents, if.

[Josh Arnold]

You need a utility bill, he can do it for you. No, I'm not doing that. I'm not going to federal prison.

[Tom Griswold]

Too late now. It's perfectly legal. No, you've had plenty of time to get this done. If you haven't, it's on you.

[Christy Lee]

Christy said that security checkpoints will also be accepting passports and tribal identification after the deadline.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are they doing this anyway?

[Christy Lee]

Those who still lack id?

[Tom Griswold]

It's because the states. Each state has different requirements for driver's licenses and IDs, and some of them are a little more lax than others. As you know, if you've gone state to state, sometimes you get to some of them where most of the people are illiterate morons.

[Josh Arnold]

States where we're on the air?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, probably.

[Chick McGee]

No, you know, we're just not talking in a room by ourselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. The truth comes out.

[Christy Lee]

Those of you who still lack ID and do not comply with the real ID law yet, you'll just have an extra step, but you'll still be able to fly.

[Josh Arnold]

There's some money thing here. There's something going.

[Christy Lee]

They're saying to arrive early and expect delays related to additional screen.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to have to wait in line extra because. Because the moron in front of me couldn't in the last decade figure out how to get their id.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying I think this whole thing was unnecessary.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and with your expertise in security, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you mean the unlawful seizure. Search and seizure they do when you.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to any airport no, the fact that we're able to get from point A to point B safely without being driven into a tower. Yeah, that's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

One guy tried to light his shoe on fire. What, 20 years ago. And we're all still taking. Taken our shoes off.

[Tom Griswold]

See that? We should have taken that guy and set him on fire.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

On a Friday night. You douse with gasoline, I'll light him. I'm happy to. I'm with you on there. I just think too many idiots have had a long time to prepare for this and they haven't done it. And I'm sick of hearing about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're the one who talks about it. You know what? We're sick of hearing about it.

[Chick McGee]

You've now heckled yourself again.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is like when the government does. He's still talking the Easter egg thing on a mic Monday. Why can't they do anything right? You've been given a deadline. You've had 10 years to get it done. If you can't get it done, you don't get to fly.

[Josh Arnold]

I do kind of agree with. If this is the rule now and you've had this long and you knew this date was coming. Come on, you can't fly now.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it's been 10 years. Everybody's license has expired within that 10 year frame. Right. So you had to go back and get it. I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that song.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of flying, the director of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Motivating.

[Chick McGee]

I just can't win today.

[Christy Lee]

The director of the Art Institute of Chicago. Do you have a song about that before I move on? I don't want to cramp your style.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen to that.

[Chick McGee]

I'll ask again. I'm going to. I'm going to keep asking until someone answers me. What is wrong today?

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you said.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You said you had 10 songs.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a million songs.

[Christy Lee]

But you said you had 10 songs.

[Tom Griswold]

We just want.

[Christy Lee]

I only have 10 stories, so I figured you might have had a song for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Is anybody. Are you gonna heckle me this time? Am I being heckled?

[Christy Lee]

The director of the Art Institute of Chicago is under investigation after he allegedly took his clothes off on a flight to Europe. According to CBS News, police were called to a United Airlines flight from Chicago to Munich following reports James Rondow stripped on the plane. He had allegedly consumed alcohol and prescription medication before the incident.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the excuse they all go with.

[Josh Arnold]

People want to see my body.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the first year in law school. If you've got a client that takes his clothes off on a plane. You have prescription drugs and alcohol every time.

[Chick McGee]

Not selfish.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll share.

[Christy Lee]

The Art Institute confirmed the incident to a state statement of USA Today saying it has opened an independent, independent investigation into the incident to gather all available information. Mr. Rondao is taking a voluntary leave from work pending the investigations.

[Tom Griswold]

I would go with. He. This is. He's a art guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say it was one of those. What do they call it? Performance art pieces.

[Josh Arnold]

I was wondering if he was going to argue that.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's called I'll Never Fly Again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called I'm now on a list.

[Christy Lee]

How is he going to get home from Munich? The news comes after a woman allegedly stripped naked on that Southwest Airlines flight back in March. And you'll recall that forced the. The plane to turn around, go back to the gate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this guy's all artsy fartsy. Maybe he could get up there and kind of start rubbing himself up. Up to some lady and go, hey, you know, I'm an artist. They call me wanksy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you like this, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, give it a video. Yeah. You know Banks?

[Christy Lee]

I know who Banks, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you got a song about this?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, my. Well, my bag is dragging on the ground Took my clothes off there in the lost and found. Christy wants a song, so I'll sing for her. Thank you. But I had nothing before I wrote this and it's still quite nothing now.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm stripping on a jet plane yeah, I'm stripping on a jet plane. Drop it.

[Josh Arnold]

I said no more heckling.

[Christy Lee]

I'll ever get back to about fly.

[Josh Arnold]

Me while I moon everyone here on the plane.

[Chick McGee]

That is so much better than. Than anything. Hey, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's pretty true.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, we're now, we're now. We're now boarding. If you're in the A group and you're wearing clothes, you can get on the plane. Those of you that are taking your clothes off, please wait here. We get the police.

[Josh Arnold]

Should we have a naked airline where you can just, you know, get naked if you want?

[Tom Griswold]

They did do that.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they did that.

[Tom Griswold]

They did a nudist thing. They. They did, yeah. I'll see if I can find it. Well, they do the nudie cruise.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they do. Pat, were you on one of those nudie cruises as a one time?

[Josh Arnold]

I was. It was crazy. Oh, well, won't you take me on a nude cruise? I got that.

[Christy Lee]

2003. It was called Naked Air.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, apparently they flew to Miami shouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Have been called derriere. Oh, yeah. They really ruined it.

[Christy Lee]

Germany launched a new airline in 2008.

[Chick McGee]

That's because we are the fun people.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. By that, I mean they are not. Yeah, you can see the people on the plane.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, shucks. I can't see any wang.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, what was. So they were actually boarding the plane naked?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's well documented that our friends in Germany have no problem with nudity. Now a travel agency is taking the country's love of naturism to the skies. The world's first nude airline has taken bookings from passengers keen to disrobe at 30,000ft. Oh, you got to be fully clothed when you're bored, though. That's kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's got to be part of the fun. You just roll.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, but don't think about it for a second. So you're sitting there in the aisle. So you're like, right eye level.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Mr. Winky right there. You know, hair shickle. Gruber walks by, and, yes. You know, he's got the pubes Hitlerized.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see you went with a Hitler mustache above you. Isn't that something?

[Tom Griswold]

You shaved in the sun, sides, not knowing, little fur. And then the ladies, of course. That's called the glitter.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. I would have gone Ava Braun, but gone with anything.

[Chick McGee]

It's Clitler. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfectly acceptable. I mean, what. What is the point? Can you imagine? You're sitting right there, all those derrieres walking by, right there at aisle level, nose level.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not the butts that I'm necessarily.

[Tom Griswold]

But if some guy. Some guy goes in the bathroom comes out, and you got to do a dingleberry check, the guy walks back. Who'd want to do that?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm assuming this folded pretty quickly.

[Christy Lee]

It actually never took off, according to this. It says they had to cancel despite the popular flight. And it said that the firm organizing the trip to the Baltic Sea. It was a day trip. Said it has second thoughts after moral obligations in the media and visitors to its website. So the 50 people with tickets would have boarded the flight in Germany fully clothed once the plane took off, undressed, and enjoyed the rest of the journey naked.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand that the pilots. The pilots on this new airline had to be naked also.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Which made it very difficult to fly by the seat of their pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

He'S having fun.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't have any pants on. You secret.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, we got it. Yes. But in 2003, that flight from Houston to Cancun did go off, so to speak.

[Josh Arnold]

Where did the naked pilot sit?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, took off from. I'm sorry, from Miami for Cancun carrying 87 passengers in the first nude flight.

[Tom Griswold]

The naked pilots, of course, sat in the cockpit. Thank you. Time now to check in with. Come to me daddy.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. That does make a great gift. And don't forget, it's coming up on Sunday. Also coming up in the news from the. Excuse me, it's. What does it say? Raccoons with a meth. Oh, this is terrible. Now we've got raccoons smoking methy amphetamine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be hearing all about that from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, welcome back to the mom and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. The Christmas wish from the Red Baron. Coming up. There's Christy Lee, Pat Guy, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

What of it, Jeff?

[Chick McGee]

Oscar. Okay, tempers are running high here in the studio. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. You want to hear Red Baron say Merry Christmas?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Remind me why we're talking about this.

[Chick McGee]

Because somebody, a guy, a guy outfitted the drone and it looks like Snoopy flying his dog house and it goes up into the air.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing and it really is high quality and hilarious head turns.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's one that life should offer that guy $50,000 for it.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Absolutely. And we all remember this. Snoopy versus the Red Baron by the Royal Guardsman. The Royal Guardsman.

[Josh Arnold]

I love this. You like it, Pat? I do.

[Chick McGee]

And then. But there was a Christmas version and at the end, and they. They had Christmas bells during the entire song.

[Christy Lee]

I do remember that.

[Chick McGee]

And the Red Baron says, merry Christmas, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

So the Red Baron is. With his German accent a little.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. Bringing people together in the post war world.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the Red Baron was a real person.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Richtoven, I believe, was his name. I think it was Morty Morton.

[Tom Griswold]

Morty, actually.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he slipped it by him.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. You know something? Hey, Christy, this is the Look. Anything but this.

[Christy Lee]

Before the break, we were talking about Naked Airlines.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Back in 2003, we had a flight. I know you've done a lot of cruise ships, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

I have.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever done a naked cruise?

[Josh Arnold]

Carnival had me do a naked charter. Yes, they did.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

It was wild. Yeah. I stayed in my room a lot. It was a little scary. It wasn't the kind of people you wanted to see naked. And then, you know, some others that you did want to see naked. It was very, very unique.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, so how did it. How many people were on board that were naked?

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty much. It was. It was. It was chartered.

[Tom Griswold]

So it was everybody, the entire ship.

[Josh Arnold]

Ronda, Rondell, Sheridan and I were the only, like, clothed people. I love their comedians. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What about this. What about the crew? People were.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

They were.

[Josh Arnold]

They're fully clothed. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you look out into the audience and everybody's naked.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So that's what they tell you in speech class if you're nervous about public speaking. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Picture them all naked. Various states of undress, like, you know, just tops off sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

And towels are important, right? You're supposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In. In the theater. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This. This account from USA Today suggests it is a. An annual event.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. The new charter.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a problem with performing in front of naked people?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was kind of fun. It was really unique. You could have a lot of fun with it. They're very fun loving people. They are all drunk and having a great time. Very comfortable. They laughed at pretty much anything racy. I mean, it was a real easy crowd.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's.

[Josh Arnold]

I wrote a song about. Want to hear it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a picture of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, that's helpful.

[Tom Griswold]

The headman, Klitsch Gerald the head man.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not even.

[Christy Lee]

No, you know what? Don't.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's. He is. He is on one today and I don't know. I don't know what he's looking for. And his brain will go, that was a good show. I don't know what he's trying to reach, but he's having a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

Do people have to carry towels around?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, if you weren't busy looking that up.

[Chick McGee]

I just heard what just effing said.

[Tom Griswold]

That looking up the Edmund Klitsch chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Old man naked on the bow of the ship Bare ass lady, you can read her lips. Oh, volleyball in the buffet flowing booth Won't you let me take you on a nude cruise? Boobies, ooey baby coochies, coochie hairy ladies butt cheeks, butt cheeks we babies why would you let me take you on a nude cruise? Couple having dinner at a nice little ship cafe oh, new cruise. On the new cruise didn't want to be moon as they dine on creme brulee but they got, they got it anyway oh, naked badminton flying shuttlecocks Family of five waving from the docks Nowadays with Internet the kids aren't shocked Won't you let me take it on a nude cross cruise? Boobies o baby coochies baby butt cheeks, asses baby Won't you let me take you on a new cruise?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Patty G by Petco More shades are unshaved. Half and half.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I have a couple. I have two technical questions. So if you're. If you're nude, do you still wear shoes?

[Josh Arnold]

There were shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I bet flip flops get hot. Yeah. You don't burn your feet.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want to hurt your feet too. Decks get hot.

[Christy Lee]

I did say.

[Tom Griswold]

Dax, do you wear a watch or do you just let. Let guys lie down and use them as a sundial?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Judging by the fact that the shadow is crossing his belly button, it must be noon.

[Christy Lee]

Do you wear a watch on vacation?

[Chick McGee]

Come on, he's got to know what time it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. On vacation, I have to wear a watch at all times.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes it's sexy time, which we have coming up. I'm just.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sexy time.

[Chick McGee]

What happens when the looks at her watch?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want a clock watcher. That is insult.

[Chick McGee]

And therapists should never look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

I yelled at a guy once.

[Chick McGee]

Write that down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yelled at a horror once. Yeah. My mind yelled at a guy once with therapist. Oh. For looking at the clock.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they usually put it right over.

[Chick McGee]

Your shoulder so that the smart ones do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So it doesn't look like they're looking.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw him doing this a lot. Mine. Really, mine will go 10 over, 15 over. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. Yeah, she's great.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the person waiting in the next room?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm her only patient. She works full time for him. I just meet her at an rv.

[Tom Griswold]

She's on, on a retainer issue.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of don't know if she's.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a license, but she's, she ever sighed and said this again?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but she, I love it. She gives it, she gives me the business every now and again.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She'll go, you know what? You should try and I'll go, no, no, no, no, no. I go, I, I, I do this. And she goes, oh, how's that working for you? You should try maybe a different job. I love her. I got really lucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you love her.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to find one that you.

[Chick McGee]

You, that's what happens. Happens.

[Josh Arnold]

You like? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Next thing you know, oh, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

There's no, I love her like that.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no attraction. So. I'll bet she loves hearing that. I mean, it makes, makes the sex kind of cold.

[Tom Griswold]

Has she ever seen your, your act?

[Josh Arnold]

No. No, she hasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever do jokes from it?

[Josh Arnold]

No. I mean, I've referenced like, oh, hey, you know, I, I kind of joke in my act about the, if it's something that I also, I mean, if.

[Tom Griswold]

The opportunity arose where it was like the person. Perfect spot for you to sound like a genius with a great ad lib. That was actually from your ad lib from your show, I should say. Would you do it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I can't imagine that that's beneficial at all. But I know that a lot of comedians do that. Yes, we, I mean, we, they just.

[Tom Griswold]

Can'T wait for the opportunity to jump in with punk about the dress Barn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have no interest in doing that now.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, can you tell that story about your mom in the chat GPT?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Coming up. I will.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Right now, I want to say hello. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, if you're just joining us. And of course, this is the Bob and Tom show. And we're gonna get back to. Josh was talking about Mother's Day. We were talking off the air about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I talked to my mom the other day. She called and I was asking because my birthday's coming up and she wants to know, hey, what do you, what do you want this year and all this stuff. And then she. She goes, hey, have you heard about this AI thing? Which is already adorable, right?

[Christy Lee]

She even asks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I said, yeah, yeah. She goes, did you know that with AI you can type in your standup material and it will give you better punchlines?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right, Mom? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I go, so you think I need some help? She goes, oh, no, no. You know what I mean, though. You can just put in.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if she did that. Maybe she. She took part of your act and she said.

[Tom Griswold]

She.

[Josh Arnold]

She. She writes. She writes short stories.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, does she? Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So she said that she was sexual.

[Christy Lee]

Short story.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I read one and it was more of like a mystery type thing. Okay, all right, so. But I wouldn't put it past her to get a little saucy.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be awkward.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't really want to read her. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I read my dad's when I was a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And written on a yellow legal pad in longhand.

[Josh Arnold]

How old were you?

[Chick McGee]

12, 13, 14. Along in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it effective, do you think? Was it good?

[Chick McGee]

It. It got the job done, if you know what I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it peculiar in any way?

[Chick McGee]

No, it was relatively straightforward. There was someone picking up a hitchhiker, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it publishable? Could this.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

He wouldn't have had a.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I think. I'm not sure that the literary standards for porno are all that high.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, would this have been saved? Available? Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

My father has. I have a couple of my father's short stories that were all written about his home, his boyhood home. They're very sweet. I read them, actually, at his funeral.

[Josh Arnold]

They're like semi autobiographical.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

He wrote them from what was his hometown.

[Christy Lee]

Pennington Gap. Virginia is a small coal mining town in Virginia, and they are. They listen. I get a lot of listeners from Pennington Gap, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Titles like Hot Love in the Gap.

[Christy Lee]

They'Re not porn stories.

[Chick McGee]

Hot Love in the Gap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I thought we were talking about porno.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about our parents writing stories.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't listening.

[Josh Arnold]

Once you go black lung, you'll never go back. Lung.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. Yeah. Okay, let's go back over there. We have the Silac Insurance news desk, starring Christy Lee. Have we missed anything?

[Christy Lee]

An American tourist in Rome was impaled while trying to climb a spiked fence. At the Coliseum to take a photo.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't climb spiked fences.

[Christy Lee]

According to the multiple Italian news outlets, the unidentified 47 year old was found hanging on the metal bars at the Piazza de Piazza del Colosseo. He had reportedly pierced his spine on the fence and had been screaming in pain for over 20 minutes before paramedics reached him. After he was sedated and removed from the bars, was transported to a hospital where he underwent surgery and received more than 80 stitches. No charges have been issued, but it is possible he could face penalties related to tampering with historic landmarks.

[Josh Arnold]

And what's he doing?

[Tom Griswold]

An American tourist, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What an idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That place.

[Tom Griswold]

Impaled. You don't hear that word that often through his. But it has kind of a Roman feel to it, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

It does, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Especially at the Coliseum.

[Josh Arnold]

Coliseo.

[Christy Lee]

Coliseo.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pronounced.

[Christy Lee]

I don't speak Italian.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I have a technical question. This is. This is kind of a philosophical question. If an influencer dies, but there's no video, did it ever happen?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is a very. Yeah, let's noodle on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got to think about. Yes, yes, undoubtedly.

[Christy Lee]

If an influencer dies, do they go ahead and put up the video?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they do. I know that we've seen last photos or whatever. Like the selfie that was taken just before they took one step to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Over the edge.

[Tom Griswold]

Just before the guy waved. Waved at the camera while on top of the building. And then he's. Then the wind hit him just the right way. Wow. Impaled in front of the coliseum.

[Christy Lee]

And. And nobody helped him for 20 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but who's going to.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's going to go up there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like. Hang on, I'll make a call. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. They have photographs. All the photographs are from a distance.

[Chick McGee]

What if I go up there and try to help him and I get impaled? Where does it end?

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like this. It looks like this fence is maybe 10ft or higher.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

So it would be hard to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Hard to be. Get. Hard to get up there to get the guy off.

[Christy Lee]

Was it in front? Was it inside the Coliseum? Does it.

[Tom Griswold]

These photographs. It's outside the Coliseum.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's. But it. You can't. The guy is not being. Is not showed. Being impaled.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good. I wouldn't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

They do have the thing where they feed him to the lions later.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't recover. Yeah, well, 20 minutes coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, a story for you.

[Josh Arnold]

What's it about?

[Christy Lee]

Robots.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, robots, robots.

[Tom Griswold]

How long is that song AC DC Song for those about to rock? That's kind of about the Coliseum, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Back in the old days.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We salute you, four men.

[Josh Arnold]

Those about to die, we salute you.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy could have listened to it five times while writhing in pain. Like to give it a little bit of a little bit of a little classic rock touch. Oh, you're welcome. Right now I want to say hello to my buddy Steven Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers because he is going to help you for Mother's Day job. Josh, among the many gifts you could get your mom, how about one of those great roses from Steven Singer Jewelers? Those roses are the ones dipped in 24 karat gold. I'm thinking today may be your last shot. In fact, I'm officially telling you this right now. Free shipping. This is the last day. If you want to get it in time for Mother's Day, you got to order it today by 2:00 Eastern Daylight time in order. I'll say it one more time. Free shipping, of course, from Steven Singer Jewelers. But in order to get it to you in time for Mother's Day, you're going to have to do it today. So tell your mom you love her. Maybe get her some nice jewelry, those beautiful at last bracelets or one of these roses dipped in 24 karat gold from I Hate Stephen Singer. These are roses that are going to last forever. So nothing says I love you like real authentic Steven Singer stuff like the 24 karat gold dip rose and those beautiful bracelets and earrings and real diamonds. Steven Singer specializes in real earthborn diamonds. That's all he deals with. Don't forget those great upgrades you can do. If you got her some great earrings last year, now you can upgrade them and get your full value of the first set. Get all the details @I hate stevensinger.com Coming up, robots in the news and the entire town is getting high. We'll have to get one of those. Maybe, Pat, you can do one of your marijuana tributes. How about that? We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

App.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff oskay, I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And I've realized that Josh might be about 60% evil. Do you agree?

[Tom Griswold]

Many things are hard to quantify. I would have gone just over 50, but you're saying 60 or 65.

[Christy Lee]

And he hides it so well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. He really does. Yeah. Hey, so anyway, let me ask you about this uncomfortable topic. Pick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. I will poke.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. I. I hate to just to single out a favorite, but do you have a favorite evil villain in. Because you watch more horror films and films of that ilk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it doesn't get much better than Hannibal Lecter. I mean, the intelligence, the creep factor.

[Tom Griswold]

The success, the skill.

[Chick McGee]

Someone else had been in Jodie Foster's role. That would be the perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's great.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's incredibly watchable. And all in all those. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Christy Lee]

How many were there?

[Chick McGee]

The best is 3. 3. 2.

[Josh Arnold]

3. With him. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The villain in Mission Impossible, Philip Seymour Hoffman was in.

[Josh Arnold]

He says he's as. As chilling and evil as he.

[Chick McGee]

He is. Of course. It seems so real.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one is he in?

[Josh Arnold]

Three.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's three.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And it's. It's. You know how some villains, you have fun with this one, you're like, I don't want to be near that guy at all. I also. The one that was voted the most evil by professional psychologists was. They said that he absolutely nailed it. This is what a purely evil person would be like. Is Javier Bardem and no country for Old Men.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where they said. That is. That is exactly how a lunatic is.

[Chick McGee]

Is that convenience store.

[Tom Griswold]

No. No conscience.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Zero emotions regarding anything.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to do this. That's what everybody says. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I never saw that movie. What was it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't wanna. No, that's fine. Go watch Mary Martin and Peter Pan.

[Tom Griswold]

If nothing else, a very bad haircut.

[Chick McGee]

You'll be fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's just part of the Korean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not even makes it very important.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he pulls the guy over.

[Chick McGee]

With the cow thing. Can you stand still, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the guy goes. Yeah. Okay, I'll stand. Clang. Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Christy Lee is at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Videos going viral that shows a humanoid robot turning on and attacking factory workers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Josh, your dream has come true. According to Jam Press, the incident occurred at a factory in China where cameras captured two workers observing the robot while it dangles from a crane on the factory floor. The robot suddenly begins to flail its arms erratically before lurching Forward and dragging along at stand as the men try and avoid getting hit. We have the video if you'd like to see it. Here we go. If you're watching on YouTube, the robot's.

[Tom Griswold]

Hanging from a crane, as you said. These two guys are trying to make some adjustments. The arms go up and it starts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Flailing at them.

[Josh Arnold]

It's flailing and chasing them with such speed and strength.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and it's. And it's huge. We should point out it's humanoid, but it looks like it's 8ft tall or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that scientist is terrified.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And they're trying to grab the thing.

[Christy Lee]

It concludes with one of the men flanking the angry automation and dragging its stand back into place.

[Josh Arnold]

We are doomed. Different.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever they're doing. How many, how many more warnings do we need?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

How many?

[Tom Griswold]

And where was this?

[Chick McGee]

Now I can have, you know, a cheeseburger. It automatically gets made.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right. It's not worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

This is great.

[Josh Arnold]

He was not happy about being hanged like that.

[Chick McGee]

If that, if that one of that robot's arms would hit that, it would have cut his head off. Down the middle, not off.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll teach. That'll teach the guy. Terrifying.

[Christy Lee]

That'll teach. What guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the Chinese guy, the engineer. He brought up tariffs. Next thing you know, very pissed.

[Josh Arnold]

You rascal. You are on one today.

[Chick McGee]

What I do do is I say.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not the only poker in the room, am I?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is that? Australian break dancer.

[Josh Arnold]

Ray Gun.

[Tom Griswold]

Ray Gun. Maybe that's what the guy was.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. But that was terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're right, those things are. They're metal and they're flying at the guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Knock it off over there.

[Christy Lee]

I, I, I don't want to throw you under the bus, but isn't it time for our history lesson?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. What day?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to throw them under a bus.

[Chick McGee]

I, for one. How about we do history and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Throw them under the bus?

[Tom Griswold]

How about that? Give me a second.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, of course he's prepared.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm searching for wit in the room.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to warn you, I, I had a glimpse at it earlier. There's not a lot going on on this.

[Chick McGee]

I had a glimpse of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm privy to all the early information.

[Chick McGee]

I've got everybody doing it. I've never been happier.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I got a couple things here. 1789, fake news.

[Josh Arnold]

That never that time never existed.

[Tom Griswold]

The first presidential inaugural ball. Told you Was held where, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

Philadelphia. New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, New York City is correct.

[Josh Arnold]

You've hosted those things, right? Like that kind of thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I've heard you've handled all the policeman's balls.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an old Dangerfield joke. My wife handles all the policeman's balls.

[Christy Lee]

Galas. Not balls.

[Chick McGee]

Galas.

[Tom Griswold]

You go gala or gala.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gala people.

[Tom Griswold]

There.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, you say gala say.

[Josh Arnold]

I say gala.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody say something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Christie was right. Not a lot of. How about this? 1820. Yeah, 1824. Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not the. That's the fifth.

[Chick McGee]

No, the fifth. Fifth of Beethoven.

[Tom Griswold]

The disco version.

[Josh Arnold]

What's brown and sits on a piano bench? You got this.

[Christy Lee]

I know you know those.

[Tom Griswold]

Beethoven's Seventh movement, last movement.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say Beethoven's Turn instead of the third.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? That's funnier.

[Tom Griswold]

Beethoven's.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

A piece of poop left by Beethoven.

[Tom Griswold]

Beethoven's Turret Symphony.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Beethoven's turn is what we've arrived at.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think we're about.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, today's. In today's world, it wouldn't be a debut to be. Hey, your Beethoven dropped this new symphony name.

[Josh Arnold]

All right? Nobody brings it up at you, and you're the only one upset by it. Nobody makes you madder than you.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hate that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Come on in.

[Tom Griswold]

Edvard Monk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the Scream.

[Tom Griswold]

Recovered three months after being stolen on this date in 1994. Who stole it?

[Christy Lee]

It was stolen in Norway or Sweden or somewhere. Where was it stolen? Denmark. There was a book about. About it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that the one of the guys just walked in and grabbed it?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing for me, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. I was in Oslo.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Norway. I was close.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, let's. What else have we got here? Oh, this is a good one. Explorers discover a silver ingot of Captain William Kidd's treasure near Madagascar in 2015.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you saw a better history thing than I did. You've got good ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they famously. They peeled off the silver, and there was chocolate in there. Oh, absolutely delicious. Okay, here's a good one. Happy birthday to. We call him Peter, but it's a Pitor Ilyich Tchaikovsky.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't do that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, look, you got to pick an accent. That wasn't anything.

[Tom Griswold]

What you're dealing with the composer of.

[Christy Lee]

You know, the Nutcracker Swan.

[Tom Griswold]

And Swan Lady Lake, of course, the earlier work, the Ugly Duck, not as popular.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you telling us? Tell Tchaikovsky the news. You know what?

[Chick McGee]

That's from Roll Over Beethoven.

[Josh Arnold]

I just wanted some acknowledgment.

[Tom Griswold]

Tchaikovsky. Of course, at Starbucks, you get the chai latte or the chai cos.

[Chick McGee]

All right. It's been so long since I've seen you drunk. Are you drunk? You were absolutely loaded.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one?

[Josh Arnold]

Alpo is celebrating him also with Puppy Chow. Chow. Drinking out of his glass.

[Christy Lee]

You might want to put that in. AI.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a dog that. He's a dog that balls on Thursday night. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Puppy Chow Chop Ski.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I tried.

[Chick McGee]

It's there. It's there.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Christy, you know who this was born in 1909? Edwin Lamb.

[Christy Lee]

No, I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge in the world of kinky sex.

[Chick McGee]

He. He teamed up with some guy from Polaroid, right?

[Tom Griswold]

He. He invented the instant camera.

[Chick McGee]

The Polaroid Land Camera.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen. He has a nice butt. Have you seen Land's End?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're doing bad retail.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, don't you slam lands in. They're great.

[Josh Arnold]

Great shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

From Lindsay. Okay, how about this? There's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like those big stripes.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they doing? 1933. Happy birthday to the late Johnny Unitis.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. He played football, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

By all accounts, just a bastard.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Why did a Baltimore Colt.

[Christy Lee]

Was that. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But why didn't they name him Johnny Football? At least he was good. Get that going.

[Chick McGee]

He was. He was the heat there for a long time. Yeah, him and Ray Berry.

[Tom Griswold]

Brecken Meyer, actor, huh?

[Chick McGee]

He's in. He's in Rat Race, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In one of the funniest scenes. The slow motion scene of that monster truck about that makes me laugh so hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Great movie. Love that one. And lastly, is it pronounced 80 Bryant from SNL?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. 80 Bryant. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, it's pronounced like ad a D.

[Chick McGee]

Y, Like a I D. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's spelled here, but it's pronounced A.D. cool. Like.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's pronounced 80.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not A.D. what happened in 2000 A.D. oh, no. What am I doing after death?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You start.

[Chick McGee]

I blame myself for this one. I should just shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

That is just so.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we have ali call at 9? We're getting nowhere quick.

[Tom Griswold]

That pretty much covers everything except to really say I. Bad stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Merry Christmas, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. That's enough of that. We got more. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@bob and tom.com. welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. And if you've listened this morning, my God, thank you. I think you get some very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Some sort of government funding talk with fema.

[Chick McGee]

You get a check somehow.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus. It's, it's Section eight.

[Chick McGee]

As natural disasters go. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

And there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Chick, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Jeff Oskar's here on the ones and two news. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it still called section eight?

[Chick McGee]

A psychotic episode?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Where you get to live in an apartment.

[Chick McGee]

I thought Section 8 was Clinger.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that, is that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Babaton program. We certainly appreciate your being here and especially today. Yeah. We're going to check in with Christy Lee and we hope whatever song this is, I mean whatever story this is, Pat has a song about it.

[Christy Lee]

Song for any of my stories left.

[Josh Arnold]

Just read yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Well, someone's, someone's being difficult.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an artist.

[Christy Lee]

He gets these before I do.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the thing. You ask me and then I'll check with Ms. Ross and then, and then we'll, we'll proceed.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to talk about iPhones. Do you have any stories about I songs about iPhones?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now, in Ms. Ross's defense, you didn't say would you do one of them?

[Christy Lee]

A skydiver whose phone flew out of his pocket at 14,000ft discovered his device survived the fall. Skydiver Casey Flay had forgotten to secure his iPhone 13 Pro.

[Chick McGee]

Show me the way.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Casey Fly before his jump. And it popped out of his pocket after he leapt out of the plane flying over Devon in the UK. Upon reaching terra firma, the 37 year old tracked his phone to a forest four miles from where he landed and discovered it survived without a mark on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Siri sadly was killed. Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, well, you know, drop a. Drop it that far.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor thing.

[Chick McGee]

Are you trying to make us believe that there's a little person inside each phone named Siri?

[Tom Griswold]

There isn't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be amazed what they can do with China.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to mention the. The one in my phone is like the Frank Caliendo of little people. Do all kinds of voices, accents, different languages.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

But what's amazing to me is the guy, he found the phone.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he had his. He had Find my Phone. It would beep. I mean, you would.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that work anyway?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you don't know what Find my Phone is?

[Christy Lee]

You don't know what Find my Phone is.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask the greatest. What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

If you don't have your phone, how do you find it?

[Christy Lee]

You use your computer and you.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to tell you about air tags.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, air tags, that's different though.

[Christy Lee]

The computer tells you where your phone is. It'll say it's. Let's say I left my phone at chicks.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

And it'll go. Your phone is.

[Chick McGee]

Mind your own business.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy had. So this guy had to go get an iPad or something to find his phone?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, you. It just doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he didn't have his phone.

[Chick McGee]

It would be different if you weren't asking. Seriously.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I had Find my phone. Well, have you signed in on another device? Well, no, I have found my phone.

[Tom Griswold]

So I could take. I could take anybody else's phone and sign in and.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

That's how they find.

[Tom Griswold]

What I like about this story is this is the first time I've heard the word dropped used properly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you gotta get over this. You know what?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if he had a case on his phone, but the brand of case that protected the iPhone that survived a 16,000 foot drop from an Alaska Airlines case has finally been revealed.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a different dropped iPhone.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes. The company known as Spigen posted that the phone was housed in its Cryo Armor case when it got sucked out of the plane, fell to the ground in Portland, Oregon. The company also posted a screenshot of a message it received from a friend of Quang Tran, the phone's owner, who shared images of the unharmed iPhone 14 Pro Max in its case.

[Chick McGee]

You remember the Bugs Bunny cartoon where they throw a penny off the Empire State Building? It's its false calling you. It speeds up. You see, Lincoln starts screaming.

[Josh Arnold]

He starts yelling.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so it's a Spigen.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I would have thought Auto, Speedbox, Otterbox.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm seeing a Super bowl commercial.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Spigen Cryo Armor on sale at Amazon for 22.99.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's not good. You got to spend at least 50 bucks on your case.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

It's on sale? Sale?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, good cases don't ever go on sale.

[Tom Griswold]

It says Spee and Spee and Spee and I had it here. It's ordinarily significantly more expensive. Yeah, it's in here somewhere. It's like. Yeah, it's 64.99.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's a good price.

[Tom Griswold]

The Spigen Cryo Armor, it's called. But it's on sale today for 22.99 on Amazon. Spigen sounds like a.

[Chick McGee]

A German manufacturer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, it sounds like a flightless bird from Australia.

[Chick McGee]

A speaking. They're endangered.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're extinct. Oh, they found the. They found the bones of a Spigen. Yeah. That are a toilet brand.

[Christy Lee]

A Spigen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I just got the Spigen 3000.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that'll flush.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's. It can squirt boiling water on your A hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no wonder they're not selling.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the lawsuits going on that.

[Chick McGee]

You're just not gonna stop today, are you? You are just doing. Doing everything. You beat everything. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

An Ohio woman facing drug charges after authorities say her pet raccoon was found with a meth pipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop right there. It's a pet raccoon.

[Chick McGee]

Already.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Redneck. Hey, there's nothing wrong with that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think there's anything wrong with either.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you were.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's inter car.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't get that far. Hang on. The Springfield Township Police Department said the unusual incident began when an officer. Bless you. Conducted a traffic stop after identifying a vehicle whose registered owner had an active warrant and a suspended driver's license.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's a dirt bag.

[Tom Griswold]

She got the big three.

[Christy Lee]

55 year old Victoria Vidal was detained without incident. But things took an unexpected turn.

[Josh Arnold]

Gore's girl.

[Christy Lee]

When the officer returned to the vehicle.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's a couple reasons why.

[Chick McGee]

What was it? A chipmunk. What was it?

[Christy Lee]

He returned to the vehicle and then saw a raccoon named Chewy sitting in the driver's seat with a meth pipe in its mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Chewy.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you, if Chewy is doing meth, Chewy got no teeth.

[Christy Lee]

Although officers were compelled then to search the vehicle, which turned up methamphetamine and crack cocaine.

[Chick McGee]

I would would not mind watching a video of a raccoon on crack.

[Christy Lee]

She now faces several char. No, you wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

Sure I would. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She faces several charges now related to drug possession in addition to Driving under suspension, animal endangerment. Yeah, all that.

[Josh Arnold]

Animal has never been happier. High on crack.

[Tom Griswold]

You see it go through a garbage can. That is sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is sad. Yeah. If you get pulled over with a raccoon in your car, I'm pretty sure that's. That gives the officer a right to search your car. Absolutely. Yes. We know you have meth. Map stuff's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, it's actually. Now. Think about it. Wait a minute. Yeah. The raccoon could actually light the meth for you because they have a little thumb they could operate, even hold the crackpipe. Yeah, they could operate a Bic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Chewy, light up my stash. What do you call it, by the.

[Josh Arnold]

Way he's looking at? Oscar wants to know what meth is called. Rock Ice. Oh, shoot. Just new.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Chef.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

We have friends that are pleased.

[Chick McGee]

Let me know when that package for me comes in.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I. The. The poor little raccoon doesn't take the meth, though, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it sounds like it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. Had a pipe in his mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

That's terrible. I can't get my dog to take pills without wrapping them in cheese. She's got a. She's got a rack cocoon that. Firing up a crack pipe. So depressing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

The only way to get cheered up, I think, now, is with a little bit of sexy time.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you guys doing?

[Chick McGee]

Come on over here.

[Tom Griswold]

What else you got coming up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have marijuana in the news and Mount Fiji. Fuji. Fuji. Not Fiji. That would be different. Yes, Fuji and Fiji are different.

[Josh Arnold]

Golemite.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mount Fiji. No, I just drink it.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you rather go to Fiji or go see Mount Fuji?

[Christy Lee]

I'd rather go to Fiji.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I've never had any interest in going to Asia. I know that sounds crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? You'd be like a wilt of stilt there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. Probably if I go to Japan, I'm gonna be tall.

[Chick McGee]

He thinks there are little native people right. Right around.

[Josh Arnold]

Pygmies.

[Chick McGee]

They're pygmies.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's talking about Fuji. I'm going to Mount Fuji.

[Josh Arnold]

He thinks.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

He thinks.

[Chick McGee]

He think that. Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Asians are shorter than you.

[Chick McGee]

He thinks they're tinier than you.

[Josh Arnold]

Asian children are shorter than you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Christy, you'd be the.

[Christy Lee]

You'd be worship woman.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm the size of an Asian woman. Odd, tender profile sentences.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a joke.

[Christy Lee]

I can't actually. I'm thicker.

[Chick McGee]

You Know what? I don't know why you don't do it today. Done everything else?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've been a little sideways speaking. Okay. You know something? You're right. You couldn't do sometimes. Sometimes we all need to get started. Coming up, of course, it'll be a sexy time with Ali Breen. Right now, this portion of the Bomb and Tom show sponsored by Better Help. Better Help is all about mental health and about accessing therapy in a much simpler manner. And a lot of progress has been made with this particular program. In fact, There are some 30,000 licensed therapists serving people all over the world. Millions of people are taking advantage of this. What I'm talking about is actually doing therapy online so that it's a lot easier to access. It's also less expensive as a general rule. This happens to be Mental Health awareness Month, so we'll encourage everyone to take care of their well being. And I know Jim Ursay from the Indianapolis Colts has sort of been leading the charge on something called Break the Stigma. And what it's all about is understanding that therapy is a very useful tool and there's nothing negative about it. And you can work on whatever you want to work on, positive coping skills, setting boundaries, whatever you might be needing. If you've been thinking about therapy but have been shy about doing it, BetterHelp makes it a lot easier to access because it, like I said, it's done online. You take a little form, you fill it out and you'll be matched up with one of those 30,000 plus licensed therapists. You can do the therapy at the convenience of wherever you want to be once you get it scheduled. And by the way, you can switch therapists anytime, no additional fees. See what I'm talking about? Get all the information by visiting betterhelp.com BTShow and again, the BTShow will knock 10% off your first month. That's better help. H e l p betterhelp.com BTShow Coming up, we're going to fix more problems with the world with romance, with Sexy Time and Ali Breen. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs, parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts People at O'Reilly Auto Parts, Christy and Pat and Jessica Alsman and Josh. Hi, Jeff, Oscar, I'm Chick. Welcome back, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I was conferring with One of the bright people on our staff.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are hard to come by.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it was so engaging. I thought, oh, no, I've got to go back in there.

[Chick McGee]

You have cut me to the quick.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how I believe it's now time to. Oh, look at how gorgeous she looks today. And she's not. Not at her normal. Are you in Florida?

[Ali Breen]

No, I'm actually down at Fox Studios today. I have to tape something for them in a little bit, so I came.

[Tom Griswold]

Down early because you look tan.

[Ali Breen]

I am tan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

That's actually from New York a little bit. It's been really warm.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We're talking with Florida.

[Ali Breen]

Probably a combination.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking with Ali Breen, comedian. And Ms. Breen can be reached at your favorite social media platform and location. Location. A L L I B R E E N. What's this all about? It's about helping people with their love lives. Let us begin. Allie, do you have any good letters?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yes. Dear Allie, I have been married to my husband for three years. We're both divorced and he has two kids who we have on the weekends. One of his kids told me that she walked in on her mom and dad making out. I confronted my husband and he said, oh, she's just trying to cause trouble because she's been trying to get out of coming to our house on the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Weekends.

[Ali Breen]

I have no idea who to believe or what to do. Any idea.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I say, yeah, yeah. Give your husband the benefit of the doubt this.

[Christy Lee]

She's a smart girl. She knows how to stir it up. She does know how to stir it up, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, That's a whole new level of playing your parents against each other.

[Josh Arnold]

The anti parent trap, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Right, the opposite.

[Josh Arnold]

Trying to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. She wants her parents to be making out. That's what she's seeing in her head. But that's not happening. I don't believe that's happening.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's. What's so unpleasant about being at his place?

[Christy Lee]

Apparently she doesn't like her new mom or bonus or.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, you just want to hang out with your friends at that age and getting shuffled to your parents.

[Chick McGee]

Fun.

[Ali Breen]

Probably. Yeah, that's a way to go for that.

[Tom Griswold]

The step on probably makes her scrub the floors. You know how today's kids are.

[Christy Lee]

More chores out the fireplace. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the stepmom who wrote us the letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Which was the letter. Oh, sorry. Yeah, we can't fix this one. Next.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ellie, I'm recently divorced and I've been In a sugar daddy, sugar baby relationship. I'm loving it. We meet once a week for some fun and I help pay her rent and buy her some fun stuff. It's been really great, but recently it seems that she always has her period and I've been giving her the same. But I feel like in this situation I should be able to pay her less since I'm not getting the same in these circumstances.

[Tom Griswold]

How do I bring this up without.

[Ali Breen]

Sounding like a jerk?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think you bring it up. I think you just start giving less.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Wait, every week she's having her period? Yeah. That's wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

She may be dying.

[Tom Griswold]

This could be just. Just your regular internal bleeding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These could be organs on the way out. I'm not. I'm not quality. Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention.

[Christy Lee]

This is the sugar daddy writing the letter he's talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

He does. He doesn't want to pay her because.

[Christy Lee]

She'S not giving up.

[Josh Arnold]

She's not giving up at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I would recommend towels.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second here. I think we were in some new territory, but I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

He may be fine with that. She's saying, hey, I'm on my period. I don't want to have sex.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know exact editor of the presentation.

[Christy Lee]

Go to.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to a costume shop.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is going to be good.

[Tom Griswold]

The key is Japanese flag. Yeah. No.

[Chick McGee]

So you're convinced they have a Japanese flag at a costume shop?

[Tom Griswold]

No. That you're going to need a World War II era. Never mind.

[Ali Breen]

I think you can pay her with every Japanese flag, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Just. You don't have to bring it up. Just. First off, it's a little weird to be telling this guy, hey, the amount of money you give her is directly related to the amount of sex she's got.

[Chick McGee]

You might be in a prostitute, John.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This. Everything about this is really unpleasant.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Is this blood money now?

[Christy Lee]

She can't be on her period every week. That's physically impossible.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, at the very least, she'd be dizzy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Bring it up out of pretend concern.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Are you sure you weren't shocked?

[Ali Breen]

Go to the hospital. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, so maybe she's trying to get out of the deal.

[Christy Lee]

Of course she is. I mean, no, she wants the money. She just don't want to have sex with the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. She wants to get out of that.

[Josh Arnold]

I say get out of the whole thing. Find somebody who really wants to have sex with you.

[Christy Lee]

There'll be others Believe me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, or.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, you get.

[Tom Griswold]

You get a calendar from her. And I. I think I'm correct. Isn't. Is there not an app?

[Chick McGee]

Of course there's an app.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an app for this. So she could. She could log on and then you'd go. You'd look at your thing and go, oh, hey, sorry. It's Zelda this week. You're off duty, Candace.

[Christy Lee]

So now he's got more than one?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, he's already got a rotation going.

[Tom Griswold]

On, but it's not going to affect the payments.

[Christy Lee]

I guarantee she has a rotation.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I bet she has a couple of sugar daddies.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't sound like this guy cares.

[Christy Lee]

He only sees her once a week.

[Josh Arnold]

I've stopped caring. What's the next level?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I agree.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I've been dating my boyfriend for six months. I met his family and I really thought everything was great. His mom, however, keeps trying to set him up with one of her friend's sons. I'm obviously upset, and he says his mom is just overbearing, but clearly this means she doesn't like me and doesn't want me to be with her son. And this is the guy I think I want to marry. What do I do? Do I kiss up to this? To the mom? Do I get mad at her? Do I make my boyfriend intervene? Any ideas?

[Christy Lee]

Are we in a gay relationship here?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what made you think. Think that?

[Christy Lee]

Because she said son. He's. She's trying to fix her boyfriend up with a son. He said my boyfriend. And his mom kept. Keeps wanting to fix him up with a friend of her son.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, that's weird. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that what it says?

[Ali Breen]

Think so, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but what if a friend of her son is.

[Chick McGee]

There's a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

A woman?

[Christy Lee]

No, I thought she said.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought she meant one of her friends.

[Christy Lee]

One of her friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Son.

[Tom Griswold]

The son of one.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I got you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, if you think we're unqualified to discuss heterosexual relationships now, we can go into territory we really know nothing about and give even more bad advice.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Christy Lee]

Did I hear that wrong?

[Ali Breen]

I feel like it's a typo. Like, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, either way, I think the same. The same answer. You just go about your business and do what you have to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to pretend to be somebody else in order to make mom happy.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. I. I would kind of not worry about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's probably never going to Be happy. That was wonderful advice, Tom. I have every once in a while.

[Ali Breen]

From the heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Although there wouldn't be a period problem or to gay relief.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You got that going there.

[Josh Arnold]

Could still be bleeding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, maybe. Maybe in the beginning.

[Josh Arnold]

You thought it was safe to go back in the water.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't think I could have a comeback. Well, aren't you fancy? Ally, what are you doing on TV today?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, they do these. Do you remember shows where it's like talking head things? It'll be like, do you remember, you know, 2009? And they, you know, give you a bunch of things to comment on. So yeah, it'll be like me and Kennedy and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

A bunch of talking heads that go in and do their stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Kennedy? The. The newscaster or not? Not Robert F. Jr. No, Robert F. Kennedy.

[Josh Arnold]

I love Kennedy.

[Ali Breen]

It be the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Ken, are you wearing a bathing suit?

[Ali Breen]

No, I'm wearing a tank top.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I.

[Christy Lee]

Bathing suit?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, one of those 1930s ones that Curly used to wear.

[Ali Breen]

I do all my Fox appearances in a bathing suit.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. You know, they got good ratings. Now I know why.

[Ali Breen]

Trying to make my mark.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, if you're just joining us, hello, this is the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and we're hanging out with comedian Ally Breen. The show is called Sexy Time. Ally, what do you got over there?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally. Oh, here we go. This is a apropos. My girlfriend wears a thong bikini that I always thought was incredibly sexy, but she's gotten pretty out of shape and now it's actually kind of embarrassing. There's a lot of cellulite back there and it's not very cute.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Ali Breen]

Should I buy one of those skirt bikini bottoms or is that too obvious? What do I do here?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

You're lucky you have a girl that has confidence to actually still wear it. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

What are you doing, sir?

[Ali Breen]

Horrible.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Chick McGee]

I'll just stop going swimming. That's fine. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Forget it.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna do something else.

[Josh Arnold]

Go move to Nebraska.

[Chick McGee]

Horseback riding. Move up to Canada.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not interested in even talking to you.

[Christy Lee]

He wants to get her the big old moomoo skirt to hide her butt.

[Chick McGee]

Or carry a towel with you.

[Ali Breen]

Horrible.

[Chick McGee]

Wrap her. Wrap her up in a towel.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably be easier to do seesaw stuff.

[Christy Lee]

To do what?

[Josh Arnold]

What? Be on the seesaw.

[Tom Griswold]

Seesaw?

[Josh Arnold]

If. Unless you're afraid of heights, you're going to be up top for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you're Suggesting.

[Chick McGee]

Because she got big, like a teeter totter.

[Christy Lee]

Teeter totter. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about? You have any.

[Josh Arnold]

He just thinks it's funny that a fat person would be on a season.

[Christy Lee]

She has dimples on her butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

All women have cellulite.

[Chick McGee]

And you're saying. You're implying that she's heavier than he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet he's a. I bet you're a stud.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to tell all the women out there, most guys, I don't think, are bothered by cellulite.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I really don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at Goblin over there.

[Ali Breen]

And most guys love the fl. No matter who's wearing it. I would think it's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Cellulite is. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the name of my phone company.

[Christy Lee]

You can't comment.

[Ali Breen]

Tom's cut off.

[Chick McGee]

Are you. I asked you this earlier, and I don't think I got an answer. Are you drinking for two hours?

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I've had very little sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't think any of us want to give you any. Any advice, sir. We. None of us like your premise.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If you don't love her, get out. Give her a break.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't shame her.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not at all.

[Ali Breen]

I hope she wears a smaller thong bikini.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, unless it's really awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Tom Griswold]

New from Muffin Top the Bikini. Let's move on to our next letter. Ali Breen.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Al. Brad, my husband went on a work trip, and he came back with what he said were bug bites all around his junk. I demanded that he get an STD test, and he flipped out on me and said, how can I not trust him? We're in a huge fight. I don't know what to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what kind of STD would give you bug bites?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe they look like bug bites.

[Christy Lee]

So maybe crabs or genital warts or herpes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not sure.

[Christy Lee]

That's like a.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it look like. Look like bug bites?

[Chick McGee]

And how would it manifest just being gone that quickly? Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And why would it just be located in the genital area? Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Would it be razor rash like you.

[Ali Breen]

That's what it sounds like. It's more razor rash.

[Christy Lee]

But if he doesn't have anything to hide, why would he?

[Josh Arnold]

Not exactly. That's what I. Just. Go get the test.

[Christy Lee]

Get the test.

[Josh Arnold]

But she's, you know, she's saying common STDs that may resemble bug bites. Here we go. Herpes, scabies, syphilis. Oh, something called shankroid.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it doesn't. Shankroid sound like a character?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I am Shankroid from the Jetsons. Something called molluscum contagiousum. Oh yeah, that's a big one.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? That's really contagious.

[Josh Arnold]

So, ma'am, you have good reason to suggest maybe he should get tested.

[Ali Breen]

Are those like medieval sex diseases? I've never heard.

[Josh Arnold]

No. I mean the herpes is number one. They say that can. That causes small red itchy bumps that might be mistaken for bug bites.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, does he shave down there?

[Ali Breen]

Well, if he hadn't before, because, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Mean, it could be razor burn or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Nah. Yeah, could be, but.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, but I don't know. Get. Yeah, I keep. Stick your ground.

[Christy Lee]

He's cheating.

[Josh Arnold]

Just don't put out until. Yeah, he gets tested.

[Christy Lee]

Touch him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Work trip is getting mosquito bites around his junk. Yeah. What was he doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, on a hunting trip. Unless you work for off, that's probably not happening.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just making s'mores with the boys. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Mondor said, why don't you spread honey down there? It'll keep the bugs away, no joke.

[Christy Lee]

Who's on a.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the new honey flavored off don't work.

[Chick McGee]

I told you.

[Tom Griswold]

Smells good. But nor.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with Ali Breen, communication comedian and she's going to be on the Fox tv. When is that going to be airing, Alec?

[Ali Breen]

They do them on Fox Nation, actually. So there's already a few of them out, but they don't really have air dates. They just put them out there and I think you can find them.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know what year you're doing? It's celebrating. Do you remember? And it's a certain type of.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, no, I actually don't know till they give me the script today because they do like four or five of them at once. Whatever they haven't had enough for, they'll give you when you walk in.

[Christy Lee]

So do you ad lib that or do they script it out for you?

[Ali Breen]

You kind of do both because they need you to say like a certain amount of information that they just need on there and then they have you ad lib some stuff as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, it's kind of fun because whenever you walk into the room it's like. Like Geraldo has been walking out or like Joe Piscopo. Like there's always some in and out of the room.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you.

[Ali Breen]

So yeah, they're fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever seen the movie Johnny Dangerously with Joe Piscopo? It's never underrated and great. Next time you see him, tell him. Yeah. Watch the movie. It's terrific. He's. And he's.

[Josh Arnold]

He's real funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Really funny in it. Okay, I'm sorry. We have time for one more letter, Ally. And again. Oh, sorry. You can reach Ali. A, L, L, I B, R, E, E, N. Sorry, Ally. Go ahead.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I really love my boyfriend, but he's very irresponsible. He has a child from a previous girlfriend, and whenever he borrows my car, I'll get a ticket in the mail.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is it signed Pat Godwin?

[Chick McGee]

Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I'm sorry. Go ahead. He does what happens.

[Josh Arnold]

He gets tickets in the mail. Or she does.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. From him. Or he'll get into some kind of accident. He just got kicked out of his apartment, so he's staying with me. And I would actually like to live together. But am I inviting in a total disaster? Or maybe can I change him with a stable environment?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. You can fix him.

[Ali Breen]

You can fix him.

[Chick McGee]

Fix him. 1, 2, 3.

[Christy Lee]

How many? How many have tried and failed, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

They've all failed, baby.

[Chick McGee]

He's a fixer upper.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I change him? Really? That came out of her mouth?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Honey, everyone thinks they can. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a certain charm to being. Being irresponsible and incapable of doing adult things. As an adult, it wears off very quickly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What's the average? About three years.

[Josh Arnold]

It used to be five. It's down to about eight months now.

[Tom Griswold]

Allie Breen is lovely. She's older. Allie is a beautiful woman. She is a comedian. And you'll see her on Fox Nation, you say?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, Fox Nation.

[Tom Griswold]

You can also see her on I'm trying to post.

[Ali Breen]

If I find out how to find.

[Tom Griswold]

Them on Only fans at A L, L, I B. And once again, Ali Breen on your so favorite social media platforms. It's always a great pleasure, Ali. Best of luck with your show.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Bye, Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Good to see you.

[Josh Arnold]

You, too.

[Chick McGee]

Bye, Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Bye.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a love letter here about Java House and people are trying it out. Java House is the revolution in coffee. And it's not just coffee. I got to make that clear. We've mentioned that Josh's favorite from Java House is the hot cocoa. Java House is all about getting rid of that Keurig machine. This is a pod from Java House.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a little bit bigger, like, just a hair bigger than one of those ones you put in the Keurig type machines. But you don't have to put this in a machine.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called Peel and Pour. You peel this thing off right here, you pour it in and voila, you've got your coffee or your tea. Tea. I'm a big fan of the iced tea. Or maybe one of those energy drinks or something for your athletic endeavors. If you'd like to have a hydration drink. See what I'm talking about? Visit the [e-mail] and by the way, if you'd like to purchase some, of course, we'd love to have you do that. You'd use the code BOBANDTOM and you'll get 25% off of your order. Once again, it's a revolutionizing coffee at home and of course, coffee at the office. I want to say a special thanks. By the way, we had office H2O install a beautiful water system here. I just got some. You can get what I want to say, fizzy water, you can get hot water, you can get room temperature water, whatever you want at office H2O. It's a great system. We don't have them lugging around all those big bottles of water anymore. So those work perfectly with our Java House peel. And I highly recommend it. Give it a shot. Javahouse.com that promo code is Bob and Tom Java House, the official coffee of the Bob and Tom show and the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Coming up, we still have a couple of interesting news stories, including one, I think we have a song about Pat involving getting rid of millions of dollars worth of cannabis. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tomoband tom.com this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Al. Hey. Hello. Josh Arnold. Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick mcgee.

[Chick McGee]

He's over there at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Jeff Oscar on the ones and the twos. I don't think anyone says that anymore. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a special surprise coming tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

So be hanging out. You'll see what it is. Can't say anymore. Leave it right there.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

I like people to be anticipating. What a word.

[Chick McGee]

You don't find that some people might be irritated?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not at all. Okay, okay. Let's just move forward. Here we have Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's my point. Zero. Are these surprises worked out where we've gone. This is a great surprise.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a surprise tomorrow. Oh, Frank's calling in. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Frank. Calendo. Huh? That's a surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. The old. This is someone you don't know. Something brand new.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy. Duty's gonna call. Okay. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

Right here, Mr. Duty. I love that. I love that song. This is Howdy Doody.

[Christy Lee]

You know your audience, don't you, chick?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I appreciate 60s at the Silac Insurance news desk. We haven't covered everything. This is an important story.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers of a Turkish town were outraged after authorities burned 20 tons of confiscated cannabis and got the entire population high.

[Chick McGee]

Yeesh. Awesome.

[Christy Lee]

According to Turkey Today, the massive drug disposal operation sent thick smoke billowing across the town for days.

[Chick McGee]

Now Turkey is the only country named after her. Of food, right? Oh, chili is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Isn't Chad a type of fish?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's shad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I was close, though. You had me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Officials.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be another one.

[Chick McGee]

You would think.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your. Well, of course. You've got your Swiss cheese.

[Christy Lee]

That's not Swiss. Isn't a country.

[Tom Griswold]

French fries.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not called Switzerland.

[Christy Lee]

It's not Switzerland.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheese. Turkey.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a hungry.

[Christy Lee]

There's a bologna. There's no France fries.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a soup.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, soup. In the Netherlands, there's chili.

[Tom Griswold]

We had. We covered chili.

[Chick McGee]

I said chili. You know what the problem is? None of us are listening to anybody else.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you.

[Chick McGee]

No. God, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Sorry. So what's happening in Turkey now?

[Christy Lee]

Officials arranged the drug packages to spell out the word lice before setting them ablaze. Lice is the name of the police drug unit. Apparently, the town of 25,000 felt the effects of the burn, with locals experiencing symptoms of intoxication including dizziest nausea and hallucinations.

[Josh Arnold]

Dizzy, you say? The Greek God of feeling lightheaded.

[Tom Griswold]

Dizziest.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The Greek God of the tilta world.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't he make an appearance in Lysistrata? The guys come out with their erection.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the soldiers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're all. They're all high. Yeah. What's cool. There's a photograph of they. There it is. They spell out the word lice. Whoa. That's like the word police, I guess. But notice they've done the Ohio State thing. If you look carefully, they've dotted the I.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, we have a little extra pot left. Just dot the I.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently it burned for days.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says.

[Josh Arnold]

They did the same thing with meth one time. And then the whole town started stealing. Everyone's catalytic convert.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they do with it here?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Take it home.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the old. I mean, that people think that. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Among the many reasons I'm not a policeman. You walk in, you bust into someplace, and there's millions of dollars laying out in cash on a table. Are you kidding me?

[Josh Arnold]

It's gonna be real tempting not to.

[Chick McGee]

Take one bundle, a handful, and go about your business. Are you. You out of your mind?

[Josh Arnold]

You're not gonna miss a bundle.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they. Do they incinerated?

[Christy Lee]

Any idea how much is there? Do they.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they bury it? What do they do?

[Christy Lee]

We need to talk to a police officer.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I bet our buddy Todd knows.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to ask.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know, I've done some research. I don't think Todd was ever a cop.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, wait. It's the other guy who claimed he was a good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the other guy claimed.

[Chick McGee]

Or if there's a cop named Todd.

[Christy Lee]

Really was a cop, it's got to.

[Chick McGee]

Be in like, southern Florida. Like in Miami Beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Todd.

[Chick McGee]

Officer Todd.

[Christy Lee]

I believe that the Internet is roasting a tourist spot in China that painted the summit of a small hill white to mimic Japan's iconic Mount Fuji. And charging customers for a visit.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

According to the South China Morning Post, the attraction, dubbed Universe Fantasy Land in China's Hebby province was advertised as offering a fairy tale atmosphere with a snow capped mountain, a sparkling lake, vibrant green grass, a wooden cottage, and a white horse. Visitors, however, reported being scammed by a modest hill painted white that spurted out artificial pink smoke from its summit. One visitor remarked the hill was not worth the $13 ticket price.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a. It's a fake.

[Christy Lee]

It's a fake fantasy land.

[Tom Griswold]

Fake Mount Fuji.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, it's like. Yeah, it's like the Eiffel Tower in.

[Tom Griswold]

Vegas or whatever, but it's a hill that they just put fake snow on.

[Christy Lee]

They painted it white.

[Chick McGee]

Foji. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And you did this story because of Fuji, didn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Fuji, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Altman, you know who Fuji was on American television?

[Chick McGee]

I do not. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

No reason.

[Tom Griswold]

I know the Fuji.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that would be way too current.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, but they don't they spell it. F, U, G, E, E. Yes. Yeah, this is Fuji. F, U, J, I. Fuji, of course, was the pow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

Mikhail's Navy. The very friendly pow.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy to be there. The prisoner of war.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Treat him like a mascot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's he was more of a mascot.

[Josh Arnold]

It shows a propaganda item shows that.

[Tom Griswold]

After, after the war is over, we can get along.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Really learned a lot from that.

[Chick McGee]

As long as you know your place.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, you develop the blimp and the rest is history. Well, thank you very much. We certainly appreciate your being here. Big surprises coming up soon. We are in the O'Reilly don't fall for it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Former MLB All Star Sean Casey, aka the Mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park.

[Josh Arnold]

Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to overcome.

[Josh Arnold]

Your mind is the most important tool you have in life. Be relentless. Keep charging. It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world. That matters. We talk about that. I don't know. I'm fired up. Baseball's back and it's going to be incredible. I love it.

[Christy Lee]

The mayor's office with Sean Casey from.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe, Follow and listen on your favorite platform.