The BOB & TOM Show - May 8, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – May 8, 2026

Podcast Summary

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the signature blend of comedy, camaraderie, music, and topical banter listeners expect. The May 8, 2026 show centers on lively discussions about oddball news stories (from bathroom etiquette to cosmetic surgery for elf ears), playful jabs among cast members, music parodies, sports headlines, and interactions with listeners’ letters. The tone is irreverent, self-deprecating, and packed with running gags, notably Tom's penchant for tangents and Chick's deadpan retorts.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Mother’s Day, Band Merch & Nostalgia

• Mother’s Day Plug & Nostalgia (01:11–03:37)
  • Pat Godwin kicks off with a comedic song, riffing on being “Born and raised on acid country.”
  • The gang reminisces about old Bob & Tom merchandise, posters, and T-shirts.
  • Tom shares a story about the loss of their studio photo archive (“our main photographer had a flood in his storage unit”—[07:14]) and urges fans to send in any old show photos.
• Band/Broadcast Merch Etiquette (04:08–05:56)
  • The hosts debate the weirdness of wearing your own band’s T-shirt. Tom: "I don't wear a T-shirt. If you were in a band, you wouldn't wear a band T-shirt of that band." (04:14)
  • Christy jokes about giving away Christy Lee T-shirts, and some ending up “probably on some children in Africa” (05:01).

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2. Getting Served & Bathroom Scandals

• Getting "Served" Stories (07:31–09:56)
  • Tom and Chick recount being legally served—Chick by a woman he’d once hit on in a bar: “While I’m staring at the paper, she goes, ‘You tried to pick me up at a bar a couple years [ago].’” (08:28)
  • Tom recalls a legal scare after reading a news story about peeing in the woods at Castle Farms: “They would bust guys for peeing in the woods... charged them with indecent exposure.” (09:29)
• Bathroom Mishaps & Etiquette (09:59–15:10, 26:16–30:31)
  • Tangent on peeing in sinks at poorly equipped venues (“He will pee in a sink if there are urinals available.”—Chick, 10:11)
  • Group discusses the unfairness of indecent exposure charges for urination, and men's urinal etiquette (“It's like birds on a wire, you always want to keep a space there.” —Tom, 29:31)

Memorable Quote:
“You know, if you’re standing at a urinal… you always go to either the left or the right—not the middle one.” —Tom Griswold [29:20]

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3. Music, Trivia, and Fashion Fails

• Failed Fashion and Fads (23:58–26:14)
  • Running joke on fads: Earth shoes, painter pants, chokers, pants with special “tube” for men, and pants worn backwards (referencing the ‘90s rap duo Kris Kross).
  • Tom: “Did you ever wear anything that was a fad that you’re embarrassed by now?” (25:50)
  • Christy: “When I was in high school, the fad was Levi corduroy with a flare leg and hiking boots.” (109:39)
• Trivia and Game Shows (37:07–40:12)
  • The team discusses team trivia nights, multiple choice questions, “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire,” and being designated as a phone-a-friend.
• Notable Musical Moment (21:04, 131:12)
  • Pat Godwin performs a parody inspired by Robert Johnson's "Crossroads."
  • [131:14] “He charged me $6.16... then handed me a Mel Bay How to Play Guitar book and said, ‘Practice, there are no shortcuts.’”

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4. Sports and Guinness World Records

• Sports Roundup (12:12–65:41)
  • NBA Playoff update: “Oklahoma City Thunder beat the Lakers 125-107 to take a 2–0 lead…” (64:16)
  • March Madness expands to 76 teams. Christy: “Is the NIT going to go away?” (12:42)
  • Chick and Tom banter about sports trivia and NCAA finances.
• Weird World Records
  • Heaviest Weight Lifted With Hair (68:37–70:39)
    • A Mexican circus performer lifts 166 lbs by her braid.
      Chick: “That is one hairy baby.” (70:10)
  • Baseball Beer Incident (70:41–72:25)
    • Viral video where a man attempts a one-handed beer catch at a game, splashing a woman; the crew coins “beer cocky.”

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5. Listener Letters & Failed to Mention News

• Listener Letters (20:44–24:56, 87:58–90:33)
  • Listeners share: “The biggest Bob & Tom collector,” outing bathroom signs, and stories about sports gear (“I would break my glove in, put a baseball in it, wrap string around it, … under my mattress and sleep on it.” —Letter from Chad, 63:49)
• Failed to Mention News (with Jeff Oskay) (101:06–105:19)
  • Highlights: Spirit Airlines shutdown, blue tits (bird) quiz, and a string of double entendre bird names (“fluffy back tip babbler”).

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6. Weird News: Sherwood Forest, Plastic Surgery, Robots, and Influencers

• Sherwood Forest Controversy (91:19–92:23)
  • Contractors mistakenly cut down protected trees in the real Sherwood Forest, England.
  • Tangent: Would “Sherwood Forest” make a good name for an ED drug?
• Plastic Surgery Oddities (147:27–151:13)
  • “Elf ear” procedures are trending in Asia: “Some people get pointy elf ears surgically... to create the appearance of a smaller, slimmer face.” (147:32)
  • Case of botched surgery leads to facial paralysis.
• Robot Buddhist Monk Ordained (144:44–146:31)
  • “A humanoid robot has become a Buddhist monk in South Korea.”
  • The cast finds it baffling—Tom: “My minister’s a lawnmower. This is ridiculous.” (145:20)
• Looksmaxxing and Influencer Nonsense (158:28–162:19)
  • Online influencer “Clavicular” is arrested, exemplifying the dangerous realm of “jawline training” and “looksmaxxing.”
  • Pat: “They beat their jaws with hammers so they heal up stronger.” (159:15)
• John Lennon Beer Lawsuit (141:13–143:15)
  • Yoko Ono sues a French brewery for “John Lemon” beer featuring Lennon’s image.
  • Tom: “It’s clearly a ripoff.”
  • Pat: “She wants the $19 that beer’s gonna make.” (143:38)

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7. Pets, Golden Retrievers, and Pet Cameras

• Golden Retriever Fridge Raid (111:44–112:32)
  • Viral video: Dog named Chase opens fridge, selects snacks, and closes the fridge door.
  • Tom: “What a great little dog Chase.”
  • Christy: “Do you have any counter surfers? My dog will counter surf…” (112:10)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Band T-shirts:
  "If you were in a band, you wouldn't wear a band T-shirt of that band."
  — Tom Griswold [04:19]
• On Getting Served:
  "While I'm staring at the paper, she goes, 'You tried to pick me up at a bar a couple years.'"
  — Chick McGee [08:28]
• Urinal Etiquette:
  "It's like birds on a wire—you always want to keep a space there."
  — Tom Griswold [29:31]
• Plastic Surgery Fads:
  "Some people get pointy elf ears surgically... to create a smaller, slimmer face."
  — Christy Lee [147:32]
• On Looksmaxxing:
  "They beat their jaws with hammers so that when they break, they'll heal up in a stronger way."
  — Pat Godwin [159:15]
• Sherwood Forest as ED Drug:
  "Would 'Sherwood Forest' be a good name for an erectile dysfunction drug?"
  — Tom Griswold [92:45]
• Beer Lawsuit:
  "She just wants to protect her [John Lennon's] rights. She owns the rights to his look."
  — Tom Griswold [143:12]
• Dog in the Fridge:
  "What a great little dog, Chase."
  — Tom Griswold [112:08]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------------- |------------ | | Acid Country Song & Merch Nostalgia | 01:11–07:09 | | Band T-shirt Debate | 04:08–05:56 | | Getting Served Stories / Bathroom Laws | 07:31–09:56 | | Bathroom Etiquette & Gender Norms | 26:16–30:31 | | Sports, NBA Playoffs & World Records | 12:12–70:39 | | Listener Letters: Photos, Fads, Baseball Gloves | 20:44–24:56, 63:49 | | Failed Fads (Earth Shoes, Pants, etc) | 23:58–26:14, 109:39 | | Failed to Mention News (Jeff Oskay) | 101:06–105:19 | | Sherwood Forest & ED Drug Bit | 91:19–92:52 | | Cosmetic Surgery: Elf Ears | 147:27–151:13 | | John Lennon ‘John Lemon’ Beer Lawsuit | 141:13–143:15 | | Robot Monk | 144:44–146:31 | | Looksmaxxing/Influencer Nonsense “Clavicular” | 158:28–162:19 | | Golden Retriever Fridge Raid | 111:44–112:32 | | CPR Instructor Rescued by Students | 132:00–134:59 |

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Style & Tone

• Playful, sarcastic, and tangential—the show regularly jumps from odd news headlines to personal anecdotes, with recurring in-jokes and playful digs among hosts.
• No subject off limits—the cast riffs on fashion, bodily functions, legal stories, pets, and even their own quirks (notably Tom’s tendency to talk to himself).
• Music and parody—frequent musical moments (from Pat Godwin) punctuate the show.
• Listener engagement—numerous segments read from listener emails, photos, or stories.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Show

If you missed it, this episode is a classic Bob & Tom experience: a meandering, joke-packed tour through the world's weirdest news and the group's unfiltered reactions. You’ll come away knowing more than you’d ever wanted about plastic surgery gone wrong, NCAA March Madness expansion, John Lemon beer, and which way to stand at a urinal. The show ends having (finally!) covered the real Sherwood Forest—and, as ever, with a promise to keep sharing bizarre stories, new and old.

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Summary written in the irreverent, rapid-fire language and flow true to the original Bob & Tom Show broadcast. All quotes attributed with corresponding timestamps for reference.

Transcript

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

Mama made us listen to Pink Floyd and Floyd Kramer. We had three square meals of mushrooms and cornbread. Mama's kitchen smelled a lot like incense and cat head biscuits. We'd watch Porter and Dolly and then throw on the grateful Dance. Born and raised on acid country Eatin turnip greens and a handful of nebul. Yeah, daddy couldn't take it, he had to go. You can't play Hendrix on a banjo. Momma walked the floor and laid another breaking the wall. Our heroes were Roy Acuff and Abbie Hoffman. We grew up outside of Woodstock, Tennessee Listening to fair and young and a side of Anagata devito. Mama made a well rounded outcast out of me. Born and raised on acid country Eating coal ham hocks and a handful of plac. Yeah, daddy couldn't take it, he had to go play an Alice Cooper on a dobro Wearing leather hip huggers working in the cotton mill, everybody. And if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding. And son, you're walking on the fighting side of me. Excuse me while I kiss the sky. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. And Chad Atkins playing to get on mtv. Born and raised on acid country Making smoke on water sound a lot like Uncle Pen. That's a bluegrass song. Yeah, and daddy couldn't take it. He had to go. You can't mix date purple and Bill Monroe. Row, row, row, hit it. And sunshine of your love while yodeling Y lady, lady, lady, Hey,

[Chick McGee]

it's anything thing can happen Danny on the Bob and Tom show. Whoa, whoa. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Or are we? No, we are. I'm just fun in you. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is fun.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey. Christy's resell it. Christie's toeing the company line. Look at her. Yeah. Q95T shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, the old days.

[Chick McGee]

Would you wear a Q95T shirt even though you.

[Tom Griswold]

I designed that shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Would you? Would you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, of course not.

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't wear it.

[Chick McGee]

So you. You wouldn't wear a band. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you, I don't wear a T shirt.

[Chick McGee]

If you were in a band, you wouldn't wear a band T shirt of that band.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think that's weird.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think it's weird if you wear a band T shirt if you're in the band?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I do.

[Pat Godwin]

I do, too. I think that's weird. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't do that. Yeah. Okay, now what I'll say would cool it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then I should go change my shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, because your name isn't on it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thanks for reminding us.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we did the Christy Lee T shirts. I'm not saying they didn't sell, but

[Christy Lee]

when did we do that Christy Lee T shirt? Oh, I did a. Christine, you know what?

[Chick McGee]

I have two or three boxes of chickpeas in my garage.

[Tom Griswold]

I say we got. We could sell it. We could auction them off.

[Christy Lee]

I gave mine away. They're probably on some Children in Africa right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I have been getting.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not going to do that, but

[Tom Griswold]

I've been getting emails. I think Amy did it because the. A lot of our stuff, especially some of the CDs and stuff, are showing up on ebay and that sort of thing. But there are a number of really rare Bob and Tom things. Things that I don't have any memory of.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. We have. I have a friend who is probably the biggest Bob and Tom collector, and he has begged me for the Rolling Stone clock. The COVID that we had. We had a few clocks, sure. He hit. That's the. It's like his Holy grail.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I'll be happy to give him one if I can. I have one.

[Christy Lee]

You have one. But, yeah, I know somebody that would.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have time for him. I don't. I don't want to meet him.

[Christy Lee]

His wife's my dog groomer, so I

[Chick McGee]

have no need for him.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple quick things here. The. I just yesterday, I saw a Bob and Tom hat that I have never seen.

[Chick McGee]

When I moved to San diego Back in 95, I was in checkout line at Ralph's or Vons, I forget which one. And the cashier took great interest in my Bob and Tom T. Shirt that you guys in a sardine can on the front. I forget what that's been.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was one of the most popular canned laughter. That was a Rob Day drawing. That's one of the most popular shirts we ever did.

[Chick McGee]

Love the Rob Day.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He just did our most recent Cincinnati poster. That great poster. This one somewhere in here, but not behind me. But that does remind me if you have any. Lately, I've been getting a lot of great shots of stuff back in the day, especially shots with Bob, if you have any. I got a great letter from a guy yesterday who took a bunch of shots at a live day show with Leonard Skinner that we did, and he sent them to me, and I just. It's just tremendous because we don't have a lot of the photographs because our main photographer had a flood in his storage unit, and so we lost a ton of stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And there's more to it, but. Yeah. So we don't have a whole bunch

[Chick McGee]

of stuff that we had, you know,

[Tom Griswold]

on all of us paid for. And it's a long story, but if you have any old photographs of us, please, by all means, email them to us or do whatever, send them. Write me a note and I'll, you know, grab him. I'd love to see him. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hand Tom a note, will you?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean, don't hand me a note? You can email us, you dick. It's Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom. Dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they can't hand me a note either. I mean, they could.

[Tom Griswold]

They could. They could walk up to you and go, are you Chick McGee?

[Chick McGee]

How dare they?

[Pat Godwin]

You've been served.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been served.

[Pat Godwin]

Has anybody in this room been served?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a. Is that a fun.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the worst. No more.

[Chick McGee]

No more questions from Josh. Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's funny because when I was

[Chick McGee]

served, I've been served.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. The person was real and friendly.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you top? Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they read you your.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a little tougher for you guys because you didn't know if it was just a listener wanting to say hi. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was served by a lady who evidently I tried to pick up in a bar like, two or three years before. And that's how she recognized me. And she goes, oh, yeah. Oh, here. Here's a. Here's a paper. While I'm staring at the paper, she goes, you tried to pick me up at a bar a couple years.

[Pat Godwin]

Amazing. That's a pretty good meet. Cute.

[Chick McGee]

What a.

[Pat Godwin]

The woman who serves the guy they end up having. Liking each other.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I got served because I had read a news story on the air about a guy, and this was. This happened in a lot of places, and I think it may still happen. There was an outdoor venue called Castle Farms. We now live in the era of the sheds, they call them. And they've gotten a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, like an amphitheater.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a blossom center. Was one of the famous ones. There's. What is it? Wolf trap or whatever. The famed outdoor venues.

[Chick McGee]

Where is this? What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

This one was up in Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

What's the name of it?

[Tom Griswold]

Castle Farms.

[Chick McGee]

Well, not. Not everyone knows Castle Farms.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

I was like Charlevoix.

[Tom Griswold]

I was describing what it was. Thank you, Ace. Near Charlevoix. The point being, they didn't have adequate bathroom facilities. Oh, and they would.

[Chick McGee]

What did you do?

[Tom Griswold]

They would. I didn't do anything. I. Let me finish. They would bust people for. They bust guys for peeing in the woods.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, right there.

[Tom Griswold]

But the problem was they charged them with indecent exposure.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it became a real problem. And I had read a news story unaware that that's what the situation was. It's a lot then it. So I had to talk about, you know, the source of the story was whatever the Associated Press. But I got served.

[Christy Lee]

Did you go to jail?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I didn't do any. I didn't pee in the woods.

[Christy Lee]

You pee in the street.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me rephrase it. I probably did pee in the woods, but didn't get caught.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't you get caught peeing somewhere in a sink or something?

[Chick McGee]

In a sink. What'd you do?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't get caught. I was. No.

[Pat Godwin]

There were witnesses, but he didn't get.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at.

[Chick McGee]

He will pee in a sink if there are urinals available.

[Tom Griswold]

That was at the outdoor venue near Chicago. It also has inadequate bathroom facilities. Okay, so Alto. A judge just.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, so. So these people who got indecent exposure, they have to report to their neighbors?

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes. Yeah, they're on a list.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really not.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not fair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. These aren't guys that were just. People go in the woods and pee and the cops would just sit there and nail them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's against the law.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's stupid. They need to.

[Pat Godwin]

If anything, that's decent exposure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, what would you prefer? It's indecent for him to sit there and Pee his pants. That's grosser.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Or don't license the facility if they don't have enough bathrooms. And now we're getting off track. The point is, if you have any great photographs of anything from the show from the past, by all means let me know. And somehow I would like to see them. You can hand me a note while you're serving me for peeing in the sink or you can email me Bob and [e-mail] and we'll put together some of these photographs we've been getting and put them up. But there are some. There are a lot of things that we don't remember doing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, Chick, do you believe in precognitive crime like in Minority Report?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

So you would be for it?

[Chick McGee]

I would be.

[Pat Godwin]

Where? Somebody would just walk in right now and arrest you for something you haven't done.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't done yet. We have. According to the Precogs, you're going to kill somebody at 9:30 this morning, Eastern time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which movie was that?

[Pat Godwin]

Minority Reports. Great movie.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Cruise. It deserves.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one where he walks in the mall and the signs start going, oh, Mr. Cruz, you can buy this. And we have that now.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So maybe we're on the way his

[Chick McGee]

cereal box talks to him with commercials or something. Everything's got commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

That's almost happening as we speak.

[Chick McGee]

I know almost about it there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, good to know. And that's a cool shirt, Christie. I'm glad you like.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad you designed it and I'm

[Tom Griswold]

glad it finally came out. Now we have other delightful things coming up. You want to give me a sports preview over there?

[Chick McGee]

NBA playoffs last night. And that sound you heard in the evening was a can of worms opening. NCAA has decided to expand March Madness by eight teams next season. That's right. The new 76 team brackets.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. Why not?

[Chick McGee]

For men and Women will feature 12 games involving 24 teams. And then those winning.

[Christy Lee]

How much money can these people get?

[Chick McGee]

4 team bracket.

[Christy Lee]

Is the NIT going to go away?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Probably not.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, what's the point?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Having some fun, shooting some hoops. What's wrong with that? I mean, every year, no matter what they do, they could have every team of every division in the tournament and people would still, you know, they have

[Chick McGee]

like a alternate tournament to the nit, like the college Long Island.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. It's the traditional Invitational tournament.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Dit. You know. Oh, that's ladies basketball.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Pat Godwin]

He was so busy formulating that he didn't know where you were going.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Where were you going?

[Chick McGee]

The College of Long Island Technology. Did you know that the Charlotte Hornets have the airport code on their uniforms? Christy, would you care to tell them what the airport code is? Clt, right there on the jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

Every pilot you meet will tell you it's almost the hardest airport in the country to find.

[Christy Lee]

I giggle every time I blood clot.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you guys.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Female orgasm.

[Tom Griswold]

That was our sports review.

[Chick McGee]

It's a myth.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to kill you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And. Oh, a power lifter. We'll talk about power lifters.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And hairdos.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question about powerlifting.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Do you have questions?

[Chick McGee]

I have an answer.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know you've reached your limit when something breaks or pops or explodes there?

[Christy Lee]

That's a horrible no.

[Pat Godwin]

Because that can happen at weight that you have surpassed a while ago.

[Chick McGee]

There's a video.

[Pat Godwin]

You can hurt yourself lifting 20 pounds if you're.

[Chick McGee]

Both his legs buckle at the same time. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, thanks.

[Pat Godwin]

There is no limit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what. That's what the true power lifters.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, didn't we. It wasn't yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Human endurance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday. The guy could. He has the record for picking up things with one finger.

[Chick McGee]

No, not picking up things.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Deadlifting.

[Chick McGee]

Was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Picking up things?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

He could pick up the, you know,

[Chick McGee]

the most things you find interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you read it yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

You made it to him.

[Chick McGee]

You made me read it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That guy could deadlift. Yeah, I think it was. It was a couple hundred pounds.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say 350.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you reach your limit when your. Your knuckle separates. Separates and your finger falls off?

[Pat Godwin]

That shouldn't stop a true power lifter.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's kind of like the thing in Monty Python where they start cutting off the arms. He goes, all right, I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

You want it or not?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll find out.

[Pat Godwin]

You got nine other fingers to work with.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up today, we never got to. The Sherwood Forest is a real place and it's in the news. You're not a Robin Hood fan?

[Chick McGee]

No, I. I'll be waiting with bated breath to find out where Sherwood Forest is.

[Pat Godwin]

Care for that anti capitalist story?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the Anglophile.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you'd be excited about all things British. My gosh. You've got to cut it off somewhere. They were. They were street ruffians.

[Tom Griswold]

They were a band of merry men.

[Chick McGee]

They were married to them at best. A gang accosting people at the side

[Pat Godwin]

of a roving menace.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Or some might say gifted, generous souls who use their archery skills to help others.

[Chick McGee]

It's interesting you take that stance because you'd be the first one they come

[Tom Griswold]

for in this room. Interestingly enough, I learned a word from the Robin Hood legend. Do you know the word tonsure?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to care to explain what it means?

[Pat Godwin]

That's the hairstyle that Friar Tuck has.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

In that case.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, today's word, that's known as the full Mel Coulee.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. No, it's not.

[Christy Lee]

Is that where Tonic came from?

[Chick McGee]

And maybe in Latin, the time 1961, it might have been called the Mel Coulee.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it called today?

[Chick McGee]

It's the tonsure.

[Pat Godwin]

I would. Larry Davis. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No. Well, Mel Cooley has Larry David's hairstyle. Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I will push on.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody has the circle on top.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, yeah, that is fire talk.

[Tom Griswold]

The ergo, the.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you have a.

[Tom Griswold]

The yarmulke or the skull cap?

[Pat Godwin]

That's your theory is.

[Tom Griswold]

My theory is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Once these religious guys started aging them. Wait a minute. I look like an old man. I can make me a hat.

[Chick McGee]

I once knew a man named Tuck. Okay, Christy Lee had a tremendous time.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a big weekend ahead. How are you going to get everywhere?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm going to drive all the way to Chicago in my two seats on hybrid.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have to drive to a surprise Mother's Day celebration?

[Christy Lee]

It's not a surprise. I know. I'm going. They know I'm coming.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

They offered to come to me, but I would rather go there and spend the whole weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Are you the only mother invited or do you have to share the spotlight?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's just me.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy, please ignore these men and tell us about the Honda.

[Christy Lee]

I can't wait to drive my Tucson hybrid. It's got America's best warranty. I'll get great gas mileage on the freeway.

[Chick McGee]

What route you gonna take?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the traffic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill him. The stylish yet capable Santa Fe hybrid is available for you. It has a lot of power and it's a little more roomy. You can put more stuff in it if you'd like to go camping, take it off road.

[Chick McGee]

Mother's Day gifts.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly right. Hybrids from Hyundai get the best of both Worlds. Check out HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for more details or visit your local Hyundai dealer.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Christy. Fortunately, I have a story that will make Chick happy. I guarantee it, because it involves a golden retriever, and it's. It's just a wonderful, wonderful golden retriever story and.

[Pat Godwin]

You mean make Chick happier. He's.

[Chick McGee]

He's happy, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you know what we need to do? You and I need to go to Golden Colorado for the golden days where all the golden retrievers.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you guys should do that.

[Chick McGee]

As far as the eye can see, Main street and gold.

[Tom Griswold]

I took my golden retriever to a lacrosse game last evening.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how'd that work out?

[Tom Griswold]

It was great. As soon as I got there, it started raining.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

He looked at me and he said, umbrella? No, sorry. But we still had a good time.

[Chick McGee]

He's a good boy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a good boy.

[Chick McGee]

He's a big boy.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we dried him off when he got home.

[Chick McGee]

Big, sweetie.

[Tom Griswold]

He speaks in complete sentences. It's very odd. Ever noticed that about your dog?

[Chick McGee]

Don't believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

When he talks to me, it's always, by the way, pause early.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I can play with beats.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, Sherwood Forest, I think a story that Chick will hate, that Pat will love, about a beer that's trying to rip off the legend of John Lennon. Calls itself John Lemon Beer. No. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no, it's not fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Imagine 5% ABV.

[Chick McGee]

You know? Well, let's face it. You know why I drank? Yeah, we know, Yoko.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we. The newest cosmetic enhancement surgery in Asia. It's a doozy. Wait till you hear about that. We'll tell you about it right here. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. What would you do if your online store converted 36% more shoppers? You could take 36% more vacation. Another Pina Colorado.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Open a new retail location with 36% more square feet.

[Chick McGee]

Fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick at Music Center.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good looking shirt there.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

We have A nice letter for you.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello Indeed. I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom. You know what time it is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Emails from our listeners brought to you by Hyundai. The 2026 Hyundai Hybrid vehicle lineup. Advanced safety and technology meets hybrid efficiency.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, these aren't human animal hybrids. No, no. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no. They didn't. They didn't put the head of a lion on top of a person.

[Chick McGee]

Really cool. It's the best of both worlds@hyundai USA.com.

[Tom Griswold]

thank you very much. Shik. So our letters brought to you by Hyundai. Do you want to start?

[Christy Lee]

I have a couple.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you start.

[Christy Lee]

This is one for Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Ladies first.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Justin. Good morning, Justin. He loves the show. He goes on and on and on. But he especially wants to mention Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

His songs are incredibly creative and they're consistently a highlight of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, well, well.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he wrote a P.S. i can't wait to see Pat's a special coming up. The so called dry bar special. I understand he has a really cool song that's a tribute to President Harry Truman and his adventures in Korea.

[Chick McGee]

He's like a dog with a bone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he won't let it go.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom's worried that Pat special might have something dated. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Worry not, my friend. You know, perhaps a Mel Cooley.

[Chick McGee]

A Mel Cooley.

[Tom Griswold]

Then came Bronson.

[Pat Godwin]

This is dated, but it's so modern. I don't know if Tom will get it. Oh, you know what I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

You went to a lacrosse game last night.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Chris writes in a fun fact about lacrosse in France. It's called Lacris Cross. And you can't run. You have to jump. Jump.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I get that. Those are the guys that wore their pants backwards. Don't you love it when someone starts a fad that no one picks up on?

[Pat Godwin]

I. There were some kids at school that tried it. They did the backwards pants and they were cool kids. Like, they were like. Yeah, they were like popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't. Are these guys still around?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think now they're in their dead. I mean, I'm glad you told us.

[Christy Lee]

Is it Chris or is it Cross?

[Tom Griswold]

How did he go? Did he

[Chick McGee]

jump?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he jump.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't know that. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Don't jump. Jump.

[Tom Griswold]

I love when something comes out that it's going to be the next big thing and then it isn't. Yeah, like Johnny Carson with the Neu jacket. That's one of the most famous ones.

[Pat Godwin]

And when I say a couple kids did it, it was a week, you know, it did not last.

[Chick McGee]

You missed Tom being top of mind. Johnny Carson with the Naru jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that culturally is one of the most famous faux pas where he thought that was going to be a big thing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised that's not on Pat's new dry bar special.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that happened.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were going to bring up the three legged pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. That never took off.

[Chick McGee]

Is that Eldridge Cleaver?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Eldridge Cleaver from the famous Black Panther party, the author of a great book called Soul on Ice. Yeah. Eldridge Cleaver came out with pants that had a special slot and tube for the male member and sack.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, you got to try these things.

[Tom Griswold]

It did not take off to see

[Pat Godwin]

if they'll take off or not.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I remember seeing those in catalog and wanting to order a pair. I remember that.

[Pat Godwin]

These are pioneers, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, certain things. Remember the shoes that. What were they called?

[Chick McGee]

Earth shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they still make those.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Yeah, but I mean they make like five of them a year.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you'd be surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

Weren't they the ones with the. The toes were higher than the heel?

[Chick McGee]

Something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

So you're walking like this a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

It's very gray. It was a gradual.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There was. This was before the ear of influencers. When. When to. To have a theory about something. An idiot could get it manufactured.

[Christy Lee]

They were actually quite comfortable. Josh, don't listen to him. He probably never owned a pair. No, they really were. And they still make them.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah. There's a whole website.

[Tom Griswold]

How about.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, their website.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're practically the Nikes of moronic footwear.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really? Because these. Honestly, maybe back in the day, they weren't very good. But they look nice, though.

[Christy Lee]

They were nice too.

[Chick McGee]

What did you. What sort of foot? So much for the Earth shoe. Sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What sort of footwear did you wear around the campus of Columbia when you were.

[Pat Godwin]

I would guess loafers with no sock

[Tom Griswold]

most of the time. Topsiders with no socks.

[Chick McGee]

I thought maybe you in a boot, possibly like a. Like a beetle boot, Like a combat boot?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's all I wear now are boots.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, like during. He had like a bowie phase a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you can imagine. I did, but I didn't. Did you.

[Chick McGee]

Did you wear anything that was a fad that you're embarrassed by now?

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Chick McGee]

We have to know I wore kind

[Tom Griswold]

of flared jeans there. There was about a five year period where those were pretty big.

[Chick McGee]

Big big bells.

[Tom Griswold]

You look pictures of any band.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

About what would it be? About 75 to 78. They're going to be wearing those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Surprised you weren't a Chelsea boot guy. I would have seen you as that.

[Tom Griswold]

Never wore him.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at top show now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You have them on.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Dennis. It's a picture of. You were talking about bathroom signs and creative ways to present women and men.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was in the Bahamas getting married a few weeks ago, one of the places we ate, I think it was a place called Sip. Sip. But I walked into the hallway.

[Chick McGee]

What about food?

[Tom Griswold]

Food.

[Chick McGee]

What about service?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no, it's all amazing. I highly recommend.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you'd love it.

[Chick McGee]

Better than the poop deck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, just on a cool bold statement in any event.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I. They said restrooms and I walked down there and there and there were. Because you know, sometimes you see the silhouette with a skirt.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Or whatever. And then I couldn't figure out which was which. It was some 3D sculpture and I. I don't know, is that someone's head or is that a phallus? What? Where do I go?

[Christy Lee]

He can to see.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying I'd like it to be a little more clear.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about the Bahamas, but there guidelines. When you make a men's room or a women, you have to have a urinal.

[Tom Griswold]

And in the Bahamas anything goes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

All men's room. Do they? You have to have a urinal. Can it be all stalls?

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I know several places that don't have

[Pat Godwin]

funerals that are men's rooms.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm okay with the anything goes at this point.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean what? Just have the bathroom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can be fancy, whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we don't care.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, do you want women and men in a stall next to each other? You care?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be fine with me.

[Chick McGee]

How about a man and a woman in the same stall doing cocaine? How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, as long as I can go in there my pee and wash my hands and get the hell out.

[Pat Godwin]

What if the coke is on the toilet seat?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you're the kind of guy who would come in, know that was going on and not join in. That's who you are.

[Pat Godwin]

You'd go and tell them. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You'd go tell.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to go eat my. I'm going to go eat my steak while you guys kill your appetite and start solving the world's problems with each other.

[Pat Godwin]

Kill your appetite.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a depressing. In England they pronounce it urinals.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Instead of your.

[Pat Godwin]

Now that's wrong. I'm going to give. They're right 95% of the time. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Where do you go on aluminium?

[Pat Godwin]

I like it. I never say it.

[Tom Griswold]

I say it's some aluminium foil, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

It sounds way cooler.

[Chick McGee]

So anyway, Dennis sends us this picture right in, babe. He didn't. Hell, man. He didn't say where this is, but it's a. The best depiction I've seen of a women's door and a men's door.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Okay. That's genius. The. The one door has the three letters bla bla. And then the other one is blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah.

[Christy Lee]

That's the insinuating that we speak a

[Pat Godwin]

lot, is it insinuating more so that you're in there together and therefore more

[Christy Lee]

conversation is going to take place?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's very funny. That is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't think men ever go to the restroom in pairs, do, do they? No. No.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you're standing at a urinal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And another guy walks in that you don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if. If there are three urinals, you walk in, you always go to either the left or the right. Not the middle one, in case somebody else walks in so that no one's

[Christy Lee]

right next to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's like birds on a wire. You always want to keep a space there. But if you are using one and a guy walks and you don't say anything to him.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

How's your day going, buddy?

[Pat Godwin]

But we've all, we've all met the guy who does.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I, you know, say I just had heart surgery. I'm not allowed to lift anything over five pounds. Can you help me put this back in my pants? You know that that's. That's the sort of thing you say,

[Chick McGee]

my penis is huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you hate these partitions?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, got any coke?

[Tom Griswold]

And then the standard one is if. The standard one, Christie, is if there are no urinals and you're peeing into regular sit down facilities.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You always say, wow, this water is cold. Then the other guy responds deep too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That is like the first thing you learn when you turn about 15. They give you the guy code rules. You go in. You remember that day you go to school and they separated the boys and the girls, you just learned about tampexes and stuff. And we learned about the code for the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I always wondered what you guys learned.

[Chick McGee]

Did you learn about Tambax?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Chick McGee]

Meeting. Were you shocked and dismayed you had to shove it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, wait a minute. This is.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I'm so old.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How old are you?

[Christy Lee]

That we did not have the tampex?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, just the pad.

[Christy Lee]

Just the pad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

The Tambax came out shortly thereafter, but they did not. And I went to a Catholic school, so they were not going to show us anything that we were going to shove up.

[Chick McGee]

Leave yourself alone, man. That's got to be unsettling that first time.

[Christy Lee]

You know what's funny? Not funny, but I have two daughters who never ask me about it. They. And they just. I don't. I don't know who taught them or what.

[Chick McGee]

It just happened.

[Christy Lee]

It just happened.

[Tom Griswold]

As the father of. As the father of four daughters, I have never had to have that conversation.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I wouldn't think the dad would.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In fact, the other. A couple weeks ago, they kind of got into it, and I did what every man is taught in that class. I left the room.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you get the hell out of there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. Ladies, I have to do. I'm gonna go mow the lawn. Which they know I have never done in the last 40 years.

[Chick McGee]

See, I don't have any. Any reference for siblings. I'm an only child, and I don't. When siblings fight, they say the most awful things to each other. Did you and your brothers get into it like, I hope you die? Crap like that?

[Pat Godwin]

We. We were parented out of saying things like that. If you know. If you know what I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

But, yeah, I mean, it could get. And then the irony, of course, with siblings is I say the worst things about my brother. If you chime in and go, yeah, that guy is a prick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you'll learn this lesson.

[Pat Godwin]

Learn. I'm a 48.

[Tom Griswold]

No, here's a lesson. When. In the event that you say. You ever get married.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And your wife gets off the phone and says something to the effect of, I can't believe what a my sister is. And you agree with her. You're getting divorced.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You can't.

[Pat Godwin]

With siblings, you cannot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You just.

[Chick McGee]

But you can't go the other way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

You can't say, man, your sister's hot, though. Stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where you say, I'm gonna Go cut the lawn.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she says, you haven't cut the lawn in 40 years. You've got a guy out there doing it for you. I'm gonna go walk the dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Anything? Oh, no, I would. That's where I would make her her favorite hot beverage. And without saying a thing and just hand it to her.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you are cut out for marriage.

[Pat Godwin]

Or.

[Tom Griswold]

How much. How much booze would you put

[Chick McGee]

here?

[Pat Godwin]

She would taste the booze.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's ways to hide that. I got a lot of them.

[Pat Godwin]

This iPad is a special thing.

[Chick McGee]

As I understand it, Tom, you spend a lot of time leaving rooms. You got it at your house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's been the success of my relationship.

[Pat Godwin]

Jake Johansson was talking about an argument he heard his wife having with their four year old daughter. And he said there were times where it was hard to tell which one was the four year old.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to. Well, I have to come back with these letters, but I want to remind you of something. Let's just say your neighbor sold their house. Your neighbors, you went, wait a second, they got that much money for their house? That's not possible. Well, it is. That's what's going on right now. If you do a little bit of reading or if you've paid any attention, you'll know that if you own your house, it's probably worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago. I can't explain why that's true, but it's pretty much true all over the country. I bring this up because you don't have to sell your house to take advantage of the fact that it's worth more. You can refinance the house and pull a bunch of cash out of it to use for whatever you want. Maybe you've got those credit card bills you're paying and, and you've got a balance and you're paying 20 plus percent interest on it. No, thank you. Maybe you want to redo the kitchen. Maybe you want a nice concrete deck like Christy just got at her place. Well, you can pay for all that stuff if you do a refi and grab some cash. This may suit your circumstance, I don't know, but if it does, the folks at American Finance want to talk to you because this is what they specialize in. They have no upfront fees, no pressure. They have salary based consultants that in about 10 minutes can figure out if this might work for you. So if you own your house and you're thinking maybe I should take advantage of the current economic situation in housing. Check out American Financing by going to american financing.net and do me a favor and put Bob and Tom so they know that you heard about it from us, but there's no obligation. And this may not suit you, but it may may be just the thing you need right now. You can give them a ring at 866-889-2611. Easier to remember this just American Financing NMLS 182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the five started 6.327% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611 for details about credit costs and terms, visit american financing.net bobandtom average savings based on borrowers who save over $200 thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I'm just thinking over here how many, how often Tom, we should keep track of how often he talks to himself and answers himself when we're on. He thanks himself. I know daily thank you very much. Well, thank you. You know, stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I would say thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're welcome. Oh, you're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting tired of the thank you followed by a thank you as opposed to a year.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you're exactly. It happens far too often on news and any kind of interview. It's real, it's real easy to go, oh, you're welcome and thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about melding please and thank you into the same response?

[Pat Godwin]

Disingenuous.

[Chick McGee]

I, I totally agree.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Like, will you hand me that pen,

[Pat Godwin]

please and thank you.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

It's. I'm getting, I'm supposed to be showing manners, but I'm getting them out of the way because I don't really feel incredibly dismissive. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it you wanted again?

[Pat Godwin]

A pen?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay, let's go.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have said, no, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Is it okay to Call out a listener. Or should I not read it?

[Chick McGee]

Give it to me. I'll call him out. I ain't scared of listeners.

[Christy Lee]

My dearest Christy Lee. He starts nicely.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Jim in Wisconsin.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Jim.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yesterday you suggested Tom would be brilliant at trivia night. I beg to differ. He would not pay attention to what the question is, and that's very important.

[Pat Godwin]

And I know what the problem here is.

[Christy Lee]

Jim wasn't paying attention because I said chick would be good at night.

[Pat Godwin]

In Jim's defense, yes, we do talk over one another.

[Chick McGee]

It's hard to pick a spot sometimes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But he thinks Tom would fail miserably at trivia. Have you ever done it?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you did one recently.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And you actually finished second or something, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

I tell you this. It would be a longer trivia night. Well, you know, what's with that question? That question?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, to ask. To answer that, you have to give the backstory. Did you. Do you enjoy trivia nights, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't done one for a. I did. I have done a couple, not that you mentioned.

[Pat Godwin]

I think they're kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

You do them.

[Tom Griswold]

The key to the. The. The team trivia is the fun one, right. Where you kind of have someone for each sort of.

[Pat Godwin]

That can be fun. The most rewarding trivia night experience I ever had. And I'm usually not this guy, but I answered three questions correctly, and the guy who was sort of in charge of writing them down throughout the night, I answered many correctly that he agreed with. I had three correct answers that he disagreed with. And so he didn't write them down. He said, no, that's not right. And he wrote down what he wanted three times. I proved to him, and he never, never acknowledged it. And it was a sweet, sweet thing for me,

[Tom Griswold]

you know? Yeah, they're fun, but they are fun.

[Christy Lee]

I enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

You get. You got to have, like, this. You've got the sports guy, then maybe the music lady, and then somebody that

[Christy Lee]

knows a lot about history, geography. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You're also not. I know when to lay off. Go, guys. This is on you. This is all you. I know nothing about. And you need those people, too, to just sit back and have a few Cheetos while they figure it out.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you do a lot of crossword puzzles, you'll find, you know, okay, this word, oh, this is Shakespeare. And the next thing is some hip hop guy, and then they'll have a word in French. So you've got to kind of. You start learning about Other things that you know nothing about. And you learn rapidly that there are things that. In a good trivia contest. What was the show that was so great that who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember they had the category you could call a friend Lifeline?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We did a thing one time where we knew someone who was on the show. Remember this? And a whole bunch of us went over to Chick's house.

[Christy Lee]

Sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were the potential lifeline. So we kind of made sure we thought we had someone sort of for each category just in case we never got the call. Didn't get the call.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys find multiple choice to be harder than just a straight question.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Sometimes I do.

[Pat Godwin]

I sometimes do, too. Like, sometimes I feel like I would do better if they're. Don't give me the other options.

[Christy Lee]

Because then you go, well, wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

Because they'll mess me up.

[Chick McGee]

Multiple choice every now and then will a purpose. Purposely a red herring in there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It gets you to kind of doubt yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they always say, go with your first instinct, though?

[Pat Godwin]

Typically, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then there's the all of the above. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes they are.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes they're none of the above.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I hate that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Sometimes. What was it? The Ace. I only took the act. I never took the SAT, so. And some of it was 2 or B and E Only, like, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So it got even more confusing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have this letter. I'm kind of confused about this one. This is from Winchester, Kentucky. You guys were talking about making ashtrays in class at school and teachers smoking. I'm a child of the 90s. We had an older, rugged middle school teacher, Vietnam veteran. He would occasionally interject war stories when he was teaching. He would use the phrase when we would hand papers in. Just drop that in the Caddyshack. Anyone?

[Christy Lee]

No, I've never heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a reference to the movie?

[Chick McGee]

Is it a reference to a bathroom behavior?

[Tom Griswold]

But go to the Caddy shack, because this guy was quite a man. He was the only teacher that would step outside between classes and puff away in his cigarettes. Drinking black coffee out of a white coffee book, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You go for it, buddy.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, some people called what I have here a caddy. Like a paper.

[Christy Lee]

Paper caddy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Because it was when he. It was when people turn papers in. So just drop that in the Caddy. And there were teachers I had. Where you just had to put it in the top part of this.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but The Caddy Shack.

[Pat Godwin]

Shack. Yeah. He's just having fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. Just. Just curious.

[Pat Godwin]

Shell shock mixed in?

[Chick McGee]

No, addicted to. You know,

[Tom Griswold]

in high school, metal shop in 1980, Robert.

[Chick McGee]

The voice is quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert writes. 1980 school metal shop. I got extra credit for making a pair of brass knuckles.

[Pat Godwin]

Extra credit? That would have been a suspension when I was in school. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? In shop class, we were tasked with designing and building trebuchets. Is that. I pronounce it.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

That like a body of water?

[Tom Griswold]

No, those are catapults.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't those catapults?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm pretty sure. Maybe a bottle body of water. Isn't it a ornate.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you spell there, Tommy?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it a normate bow tie of

[Tom Griswold]

some T R E B U C H E T S. Aren't those those catapults? Maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Here.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like a weapon of some sort?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. It is a catapult. It's a type of catapult that uses a hinged arm with a sling attached. Do you remember a northern exposure? They flung a piano. Oh, that famous clip, huh? It's one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Do they use those for the pumpkin throwing contests?

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't seen a trebuchet used for

[Tom Griswold]

a pumpkin, but probably that's a cool task for. This is from Henry, by the way, in Arkansas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Is it? It's not. I guess you learn a lot, but you don't. Not totally functional. I mean, every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but how cool would it be fun. You go up with a football. Go up with a football field and chuck a baseball up.

[Chick McGee]

No, but how big.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Exactly. Was a desktop size?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't let him make a 8ft by 8ft catapult? I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Full size guillotine. All right, class, at the end of the semester, we're gonna cut off the head of a dump boy.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great illusion, the guillotine, where it looks like they're really chopping the head off. Not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well now.

[Chick McGee]

Either that or they're twins.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in sports we have. What now?

[Chick McGee]

NBA playoffs. Tom. And other stuff, including world record. More definitions for trebuchet. Trebuchet.

[Tom Griswold]

We have weird plastic surgery that has become very popular.

[Chick McGee]

Do you watch that show Plastic surgery gone wrong?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can't. It's so scary.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what's the problem? What's the problem? I look like a fraud.

[Tom Griswold]

I see enough of it in my day to day track.

[Christy Lee]

My Face looked sagging.

[Chick McGee]

What do you do when you come across somebody who's had something done? Obviously just ignore it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you go, whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Or you say, oh, you look great.

[Chick McGee]

You would not ignore it, would you, Tom? You'd run right into it, face first.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. What happened to your nose? Did you donate most of the did you donate most of it to an NFL player to rebuild his knee?

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

She had a big honker, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

That was some honker. No, you don't say anything.

[Chick McGee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

You look very nice, but this is something very unusual that's happening in Asia in the world of plastic surgery. We'll find out what it is from here. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

You said this place was steps from the water. We just haven't found the steps yet.

[Tom Griswold]

How much did we save? Enough.

[Pat Godwin]

Enough to get lost or you could

[Tom Griswold]

book a stay with Hilton.

[Pat Godwin]

Welcome to your oceanfront room, just steps from the water.

[Christy Lee]

The Hilton sale is on now.

[Tom Griswold]

Book on Hilton.com or the Hilton app

[Christy Lee]

and save up to 20% to get

[Tom Griswold]

the stay you expected.

[Christy Lee]

When you want savings, not surprises, it

[Tom Griswold]

matters where you stay Hilton for this day.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take that way.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe this show is a day too long.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been doing this since the 70s. Maybe radio isn't for me.

[Chick McGee]

Behind the scenes with Tom coming right up. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs because the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, There's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's that Josh Arnold. Hi there. That's his Instagram. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. The chick. And here's Tom. And we, during commercials, we scatter, more or less. We go into the break room. We. We kibbitz. We.

[Pat Godwin]

We try to. We all try to go where the noise isn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we bust balls. So I, I had the misfortune of almost running into Tom as he's coming out of the bathroom.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom, would you care to tell the boys what you were carrying when you came out of the bathroom?

[Tom Griswold]

I can show you.

[Chick McGee]

I. I wish you would.

[Pat Godwin]

It's in here now.

[Tom Griswold]

Carrying a pair of mini scissors.

[Chick McGee]

And. Oh, he's not done.

[Tom Griswold]

And a nose hair clipper that has a built in light.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure. Yeah, those are good.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't get it to turn off.

[Pat Godwin]

Your micro touch.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. See, it's got this little light on.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a fan of the micro touch.

[Chick McGee]

Get that next to your mic. It makes a nice sound.

[Pat Godwin]

I have two of those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you hear? But I had, I had a nose hair that was really bothering me.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He went into our bathroom and trimmed his nose hair.

[Tom Griswold]

But I needed, I needed. I needed the light from this thing. Well, let's start see it in there because it would. You know how you got to look at this? It just.

[Pat Godwin]

Now this is interesting though.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't you stick the thing in there?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you got it.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't you just do it at home?

[Pat Godwin]

So you're. You only used the nose hair clippers for the light and then you used scissors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it was way back in there.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, I knew it was in there. I'd spotted it and I could feel it wasn't sticking out because those clippers

[Pat Godwin]

won't go that deep as they should.

[Tom Griswold]

I could see it back in there. I knew it was there was.

[Chick McGee]

I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know it was there. And it was just a hair I caught. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

This has been Real life with Tom Griswold. Join us again next week. Who knows what Tom ever had.

[Tom Griswold]

For example, like a zit that you just driving you nuts.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And often they're near the nose and you've got.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to get rid of it

[Chick McGee]

and you squeeze it and there's nothing coming out. Ever get that?

[Christy Lee]

What I'm saying is supposed to squeeze them.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying. This is a similar thing. I had a nose here. I knew it was in there. It was kind of bugging me.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, let's.

[Chick McGee]

Did.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you take care of it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did. I didn't mean to be discussing it. I couldn't get the light to go off on this thing and I, I

[Pat Godwin]

think it goes off on its own. I've had that too. With a micro touch.

[Chick McGee]

I've had a skeeter on my peter.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that?

[Pat Godwin]

What'd you end up doing?

[Chick McGee]

I. I whacked it off.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a. Paid in my buck. He was our sports guy.

[Chick McGee]

You. Have you ever had a skeeter on your Peter, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

No, I never have.

[Chick McGee]

What bug would be on?

[Pat Godwin]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A nat on your. No, we're all. We're all trying to do rhymes. Your snack, Cooter. No, wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

A net on your twat. There we go. Rub it off. That'll work.

[Tom Griswold]

That I like. That twat's hilarious. Are we out? Are we out of mail? Anything to change the subject.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Hey, Chick. As you prepare for your super shower Saturday. That's correct. Every Saturday I take the super shower. Just know that I will be also super showering. Oh, and be comfortable in the fact that you're not the only one.

[Tom Griswold]

How long do you spend in the shower on Saturdays?

[Chick McGee]

20 minutes, maybe. Really good. 20 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

20 minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Shampoo twice.

[Chick McGee]

I. I lather, shave and repeat. I shave some. Yeah. Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have the handheld wand?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. Oh, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Chose not to put that in when I reached out.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe in it. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I got the handheld one. Then I got the two squirters on the wall.

[Chick McGee]

I've got the. Wow. I've got that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

I've got the speakers. I've got the. The Vapo Vicks. It gets wet and it releases. Oh, the super shower eucalyptus.

[Tom Griswold]

You can get those balls that you.

[Chick McGee]

I've got balls. When I get in the shower, I

[Pat Godwin]

prefer what Chick's using. I think I don't have either, but.

[Chick McGee]

What is the VapoRub?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that way it doesn't. It's. It's permanent and it's.

[Christy Lee]

We put fresh eucalyptus in every week. Hang it in the shower.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? Have you been to the store to get our fresh eucalyptus?

[Christy Lee]

I am in charge of that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how am I supposed to shower tomorrow?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, do you have the wand?

[Pat Godwin]

No. Oh, I'm a fan, but I don't have one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you. Does super shower occur right after you get up?

[Chick McGee]

No. Usually a bacon party with the girls and then right into the shower. So not immediately.

[Pat Godwin]

How's your stove vent?

[Tom Griswold]

I give up. Wait, I don't understand. Wait a minute. What just happened? How did we go from how's our stove?

[Pat Godwin]

Here's why I'm asking.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The overhead vent. Bacon. Bacon takes place first, right? And then the shower. And then you feel clean and nice, and then you come out to a bacony home.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, the shower. The shower. The overhead vent does a nice, real nice job.

[Tom Griswold]

You need to get that looked at.

[Pat Godwin]

Them. I do not have an overhead vent. So there's nothing to even look at.

[Christy Lee]

Does it go down? Is it down?

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. What.

[Pat Godwin]

So I open my windows A lot. When I cook certain things I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Is that legal?

[Pat Godwin]

And my microwave technically has a vent, but it goes into the microwave and right out the microwave. So it's not.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Tom's the only one will get this, but. Well, maybe you might. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My oven. I don't know who redid my kitchen, but it happened before I got there. They have a. A gas cooktop and an electric range. That's very, very exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a.

[Chick McGee]

It's a. It's a kick ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Whichever kind you have. You want to have a thermometer? Oh, I have the outside thermometer stick in just to check the temperature.

[Chick McGee]

I have the meter.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

M E A T E R meter.

[Christy Lee]

How about this? I think I'm gonna put a big tropical plant in my shower.

[Chick McGee]

I recommend it. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I have a window in my shower.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this. This is one of those urban legends where I put a tropical plant in my shower and it turned out that it was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no, it was swelling up first and then it rainforest and there were spiders everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there were 10,000 some deadly spiders.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it a frosted window?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Eye level or snap waste.

[Christy Lee]

It's. It's waist love. It's a long. It's a long.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're talking about the shower. Oh, it's long window. That's before the. Before the shower.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you can fertilize the truck.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's time to read. Read another letter about any time.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, Tom says he's going to join me in my super shower Saturday routine. I have a moisturizing secret I'd like to pass along to you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'd like to hear this.

[Chick McGee]

I take a squirt of three different lotions and a mashup potpourri of scents to apply. Amazing results.

[Pat Godwin]

How vague.

[Chick McGee]

Tom in Texas.

[Pat Godwin]

He told us.

[Christy Lee]

What does he use?

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't. It's up to you. He gives you. He gives you the idea. Then it's up to you to fill your palette.

[Pat Godwin]

It could be usurin Lubriderm and Banana 40 or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes, Josh, it sure could be. No, I learned this from Beyonce. Queen bee tells us you're supposed to buy two or three different shampoos and two or three different body washes and then mix them together and you have your own scent.

[Pat Godwin]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's got a lot of free time. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, Beyonce, it doesn't matter how you smell, baby. You could be fresh off a half Marathon

[Tom Griswold]

stankier the better. I'll swat the flies away to eat that for lunch. I don't know who that guy was.

[Pat Godwin]

He's. He's unpleasant.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't know if I want to know him or no. Want nothing to do with him.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in sports? He said for the third time, a

[Chick McGee]

note for me from Hawaii. Who knows? I might be going to Hawaii instead of England. You don't know. Wow. How about that Aloha and NBA playoffs coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Also, we. Can we get to our Sherwood Forest story? We've been talking about it for three days.

[Pat Godwin]

You sure would like to. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Because it's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I did. Did you know there really was a Sherwood Forest?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody knows that. Really? I found out Harry Potter was fake.

[Chick McGee]

I know. When.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

When Shakespeare. When Shakespeare wrote Robin Hood, he was aware.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Also coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're not going to have her do Sherwood Force now?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

You're just going to talk about it endlessly.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called the teaser. I'll explain how radio works a little bit later on when I have a free moment with nothing to do. Weird plastic surgery in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they put her nose on the back of her head.

[Pat Godwin]

That would be odd.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Different cultures have different ideas.

[Chick McGee]

Smell her own farts.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what that has to do with anything, but we also have.

[Chick McGee]

I'd eat that for lunch. Is what Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't me with some other guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom merely listens to the characters and then tells us what they say.

[Chick McGee]

Swatting away.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why the flies. To eat that for lunch.

[Chick McGee]

There it is. Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. I've lost my better hope.

[Chick McGee]

Jay Z's not around, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoever he is right now. Everybody's talking. Everybody's talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody's talking.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Rain. Maybe no rain. Some rain. Pot could rain.

[Christy Lee]

It's not common.

[Pat Godwin]

No. Christy, we want you to come in. We just. Will you please stop messing, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I just don't understand where Evan comes out of it because it's the first four letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Obviously it tells you. A monkey would know that.

[Chick McGee]

There's Chrissy Lee, our own little monkey at the news dash.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, actually, it's even, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is even.

[Tom Griswold]

Flow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's not even. Evan, you weirdo.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that song mean, by the way? Like an air conditioning company or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, there's a bottle maker. They make baby bottles.

[Pat Godwin]

Nope, it was a Seattle air conditioning company.

[Chick McGee]

I hate stevensinger.com Sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, N Flow.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Even flow thinks this movie really blows.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Dear Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

This is your best friend, Chick on the Big Island. I heard you want to blow glass. We have a glass blowing studio in a volcano on the Big Island. Come on by. Best regards, Steve.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve in Hawaii.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Need to go visit. So you're thinking instead of moving to London, you're going to move to Hawaii?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe. Although a member of my family did live in Hawaii and she did not care for it.

[Christy Lee]

So what was her complaint? Bugs.

[Chick McGee]

Dad. Dad wasn't there.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't want to live in Hawaii right now. Gas prices are.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, you know, prices are slightly higher in Alaska and Hawaii.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, with good reason.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you always feel bad for Canadians when you would look at a book and go, man, they got to pay $3 more for. For this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. Not understanding, not understanding.

[Pat Godwin]

I still kind of don't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they have their own money and everything, you know.

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't want to move to Hawaii. Wouldn't care for it. Constant don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I never been there.

[Chick McGee]

Paradise.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never been either.

[Chick McGee]

I, I. Paradise too good for you to live in?

[Tom Griswold]

I, I don't know. I'm sure it's lovely. I familiar with it. Really. Can you take your dog there?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, they don't, they don't allow dogs there. No. That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Can you, can you take a dog there without putting it in quarantine? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think you. I think. I don't think you can.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. There's some places. There's some places you can.

[Christy Lee]

You can't.

[Pat Godwin]

That wouldn't surprise me. Rabies has not been introduced to Hawaii. That's a fact. There is no rabies in Hawaii. So you probably do have to get your dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. I've just got some papers.

[Chick McGee]

England is pretty involved. Getting your dog over there. It's paperwork and all sorts of things.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see. Now.

[Chick McGee]

So don't try to take an old

[Pat Godwin]

dog and certainly don't try to teach him any.

[Chick McGee]

No, the old dog might not make it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we. I don't know how this came up, but. Oh, I know. I was asking Josh. Josh used to work for the Rawlings Corporation.

[Pat Godwin]

The Rawlings Sporting Goods Corporation. Incorporated.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's actually what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a corporation. Incorporated.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't redundant.

[Pat Godwin]

I always had. Because I had to do a lot of copywriting for them and it was rolling Sporting Goods Co.com. inc. Dot.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a difference, apparently. Corporations incorporated. Well, never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

It annoyed me too.

[Tom Griswold]

And then did it say after that, ltd, you know your way around a baseball, a baseball glove, etc. Etc. And I asked you, what's the best way to break in a new glove? Yeah, you said you knew what it was.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard. I've heard a way too.

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody likes this answer. Okay. The absolute best way is to play catch. Just play catch as much as you can. It's going to form to your ball. It's not going to damage the leather like shaving cream will or dunking it in water.

[Chick McGee]

I've always heard shaving cream because the

[Pat Godwin]

line, that will soften it up. Yeah, but it will damage it.

[Chick McGee]

It might stain it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not going to. You're not going to get the life expectancy out of that glove.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the pros, obviously, I assume that they have a glove that's their favorite.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they. Does like someone in their crew.

[Pat Godwin]

Somebody in their crew will take their gloves every now and again when they first get them and work them in. So not necessarily with their hand in it, but they'll take each side of the glove and just kind of stretch it and move it and twist it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then do they take care that it makes it gets to the next game?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Equipment managers are amazing. They truly are in any sport. The unsung heroes of how long does a glove last? A high quality glove should last you well in the majors. They're getting new gloves every season.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Now, that's not to say they won't

[Tom Griswold]

keep older gloves, but this guy writes, Chad writes, I played baseball all through high school. I would break my glove in, I'd put a baseball in it, wrap string a rope around it, keep it closed, put it under my mattress and sleep on it for several nights.

[Pat Godwin]

That's very common and not a bad way to do it because he's not adding anything to the leather that's gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if it's high school, probably a little semen.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy threw the mattress. That's gotta be really.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the high schooler.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are the days.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can go right through a match, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That was break glass.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's a good technique.

[Tom Griswold]

That kind of leads us to the world of sports and our sporting news with Chick McGee over there.

[Chick McGee]

NBA. Last night, Chet Holmgren and Shea Gilgis Alexander each scored 22. Oklahoma City Thunder beat the Lakers 125, 107 to take a 20 lead in their best of seven. Washington Conference semis AJ Mitchell. Mitchell 20. Jared McCain at 18 for the defending champion.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get that, Christie?

[Chick McGee]

That's not. It was his. That Lucas McCain, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't get rifle.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucas McCain.

[Christy Lee]

The rifleman, the Rifle.

[Tom Griswold]

The great Chuck Connors.

[Chick McGee]

The Thunder have not lost in the playoffs yet. This. They're six. And. Oh, wow. And the Lakers, of course, missing Luca Doncic. So we'll see what Austin Reeves tried last night. He had 31. So. But. And then in Detroit, Cade Cunningham at 25 and 10 assists. Tobias Harris scored 21. Pistons beat the Cavs 107.97. And Detroit takes a 20 lead in their second round series. And the NCAA has announced they're going to expand March Madness tournaments by eight games each next season. For men and women's tournaments, it will add more early round games in the first week without altering the overall format. The new 76 team brackets for men and women will feature 12 games involving 24 teams. And those winners will be inserted into the 64 team.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes sense.

[Pat Godwin]

So maybe another week.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they'll do them that same week, right?

[Chick McGee]

They'll do them that same week. They can't obviously do them at the same venue. They. They have been doing the playing games at UD Dayton arena, but. Yeah, I would imagine home. Home games, maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I got you. So they're not going to add time to the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

They're just adding, adding.

[Tom Griswold]

And it is because there'll still be people bitching.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm glad I'm not in charge of it. I would have added another week and a lot more work.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say the word revenue?

[Pat Godwin]

Hold on.

[Tom Griswold]

Get Johnson on the phone.

[Chick McGee]

Why are they doing this? Said the person who doesn't understand how money works. And speaking of money, FIFA.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that joke? Can't do the punchline?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Why you can't?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that kind of is the punchline.

[Chick McGee]

Smell my elbow. Is that right? No.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell you off the air, would you?

[Chick McGee]

SWAT flies away to have lunch with FIFA. They've tripled the price of their best available tickets to the World cup final, making them cost $32,970 a seat available for the July 19 match at MetLife Stadium in East Rothfeld, New Jersey, the governing body of soccer. FIFA listed seats as front category as it added new inventory to its sales site. Previous high price of 10,990 for the category. One seat. That price category for the final, available Thursday night only as wheelchair and easy access amenity for category One shouldn't people

[Pat Godwin]

in wheelchairs have to pay more because they take Jesus. I couldn't even finish that bit of satire. It was so stupid.

[Chick McGee]

And there's some lies.

[Tom Griswold]

His part of that up. Prove you can't walk, buddy. Pull the chair away from me.

[Chick McGee]

So it's rare that I.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't they hire a faith healer to.

[Chick McGee]

You're seated and a wheelchair rolls up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you stand when it gets there or what do you do?

[Pat Godwin]

What do you mean? Here an event.

[Chick McGee]

Do you stand when they come in? If he's in a wheelchair, like.

[Pat Godwin]

Like you would if. If a woman comes to the table, you all stand and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No sign of respect for the guy in the wheelchair.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's gonna pay 32,000 bucks to watch a boring soccer game? Some drug dealer?

[Pat Godwin]

Silicon Valley nobodies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's on tv, right?

[Chick McGee]

Some guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I won't even watch it on television.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, but you. The Instagram doesn't look as good if you just take a selfie in front of your television.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's what it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Never underestimate the power of being there for six minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Background backgrounds. They're really good anymore. You can't tell background.

[Pat Godwin]

That is true. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And that brings us to stupid world record. A Mexican power lifter and circus performer has broken the Guinness record for the heaviest weight lifted with hair.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. Oh, man. This makes me nervous.

[Christy Lee]

Using scalp gives me a headache.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever see that thing at the circus where the lady attaches herself to the swing and spins around?

[Pat Godwin]

It's amazing. I always get uncomfortable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Using a chain attached to her braids, Diana, Elizabeth, Beatrice, Herma, Sillo. She's got enough names for everybody. Lifted six weights amounting to 166 pounds for 14 seconds to achieve the title.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

The old record was 122 pounds.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Just with her braids.

[Chick McGee]

Got a picture of it. Well, as Josh would say, that's a fella.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a. That is an unusual looking lady.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know, I mean, she is shaped like somebody who does. Yeah, this kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

She could do 250 with her pubes.

[Pat Godwin]

She's. I would like to see what her pubes she looks like. I wonder what test her pubes are.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

They chainsawed away so she wouldn't have spiders.

[Pat Godwin]

Good for her.

[Tom Griswold]

What country in Eastern Europe is she from?

[Pat Godwin]

Mexico. I thought Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one hairy chick.

[Chick McGee]

That is one hairy baby.

[Pat Godwin]

Her suit broad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Mucho harrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Now again, if you to reach the limit there would, you know, you Reached limit when your hair all just ripped out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would think.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, how awful.

[Christy Lee]

I get a headache with a ponytail holder in. I can't imagine.

[Chick McGee]

They do get tight, don't they? Make your head tight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

No, one more. We have a video of a gentleman catching a fly ball at a major league baseball game. And it goes terribly wrong or absolutely wonderfully right.

[Pat Godwin]

It goes for the one hand, the beer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

The lady next to him got beer. Cocky.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a new word, ladies and

[Chick McGee]

gentlemen, and as you can tell, it's an Indian athletic game.

[Christy Lee]

And he lost the ball.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, let's see that again. I think, people.

[Tom Griswold]

So the guy is. He's holding a beer in his right hand.

[Chick McGee]

He's standing for starter. He jumps up, he tries to get

[Tom Griswold]

it with his there left hand, and as he comes down, the beer flies all over, right in the face and the chest of the woman sitting next to him. What's she holding? Nachos.

[Pat Godwin]

It looks. Yeah, it looked like some kind of

[Chick McGee]

food right in the.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he's laughing at her.

[Pat Godwin]

She. She's taking it well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she caught it right in the face and on her chest. Josh. Yeah, yeah, like a good girl.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, she didn't open wide like you're really supposed to.

[Chick McGee]

She did look away, which I closed her eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

What game was that?

[Chick McGee]

Did you say athletics?

[Pat Godwin]

Cleveland, you keep your eyes on me.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at me. Oh, that explains the outfit. The one guy had on that comes in the screen at the end there. Yeah, that hideous yellow.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you like the A's outfits? They're classic. They're timeless.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, they. They represent a certain year of poor taste in your mind.

[Chick McGee]

You're not gonna. You're not gonna talk about how that lady took that beer. Cocky.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we've already established that the humor has been pretty much wrung out of it. Is that the term?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, has it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, all right, a couple quick things. I have been receiving some great photographs lately from various listeners. Photographs of. Of Bob, sometimes of me, but back in the day, and as I mentioned earlier, a bunch of the photographs that we have from various events were lost because our photographer had a flood in his storage unit. So if you've got any classic old photos, we'd love to see him. If it's. If it's convenient for you to get them to us, I'd certainly appreciate it. You can reach us. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom. Dot com. Did I just skip? Yeah, Bob and Tom at Bob and Today.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can go on last night.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I had a great time. Had a great time.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Took one of my dogs to my daughter's lacrosse game.

[Christy Lee]

That surprises me. Usually they don't allow dogs on the Athletic.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna take a sign. There's a picture saying no dog.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where I stood the whole time.

[Chick McGee]

Did you really? You saw a sign that said no dogs and you went ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

You think you're above the law.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why can't I take a dog?

[Chick McGee]

Guess it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm outside, for God's sake. I. I have my poop bags.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, you. But the dog might. There was other people.

[Tom Griswold]

I stood away from all my dog would. He's.

[Chick McGee]

They could be allergic. They could bite.

[Tom Griswold]

I stood away from everybody. People came over to say hi to the dog. The. In fact, the opposing team came up to say hi to the dog because it's such a great. Because it was. Because it was Mr. Fletcher. They had a chat with him. As I said earlier, Mr. Fletcher always speaks in complete sentences. Oh, how are you, little puppy? And he goes, goes, I'm fine. How are you? You're playing lacrosse, I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Today.

[Tom Griswold]

He's so polite, such a sweet guy.

[Chick McGee]

A hard ass cop comes up and cuffs Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. What kind of cop. Hey, you see this?

[Pat Godwin]

Tom's dog slips him a 50 and goes, I appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they gotta make their. You know.

[Tom Griswold]

What was I saying? Oh, if you have any old pictures of us, some guys sending me some photos of ideally, a live day. A live day we did with Leonard

[Chick McGee]

Skynyrd, one of us breaking the law. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we certainly appreciate it. And I'll get them all posted. So thank you very much in advance. You're welcome. Oh, well, I appreciate that.

[Chick McGee]

And he's off now.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we come back with the Sherwood Forest story?

[Chick McGee]

No, we've got. We've got one more story in sports and it concerns a national anthem. And I. I can't. I can't build it up enough. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful, wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

You were just speaking to me. Yes, I was pretending to listen.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I couldn't notice because you're holding something up in your hand and you're shaking it like this. What is that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's. This is called, I think, a yellow bird or something. I don't know how it got a knife.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like a switchblade a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's ideal for opening packages. And I have like three or four of These at the compound. I don't know how this one got here.

[Tom Griswold]

No. When you. When you're pontificating during one of your dinners, do you hold up a fork

[Chick McGee]

every now and then? If I want to make a.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll hold up a fork and I

[Chick McGee]

go, you need to stop that.

[Tom Griswold]

I have been informed that I do that. And I've been informed to stop talking with a knife. Shut up. I said a fork. You need to make a point. You're holding a fork.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, look, I found that when I talk with people, they love it when I poke them in the chest.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It really. They go, you know what? Thank you for doing that.

[Christy Lee]

Try this one. Really look at me.

[Chick McGee]

It really helps me pay attention.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. It really helps cement the point you're making.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see.

[Chick McGee]

You should get one of these.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You like.

[Christy Lee]

Never. I've never heard of that.

[Chick McGee]

Packages and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

I have over here in my little spot here. I have a.

[Chick McGee]

See, check it out. It's got serrated edge on it that you can cut with.

[Pat Godwin]

And Jake just threw it at her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, no, it's nice. It'd be tough to cut it. Hurl it at Josh as fast as you can. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Here. Right here in my little area.

[Chick McGee]

How about that, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I have regular scissors.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Heavy duty scissors for cutting through plastic needle nose pliers and a razor knife. I can open anything you got over there.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, can you hand that to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is a little safer. A safer tool, I think, than what you've got.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got like a box cutter.

[Chick McGee]

See, it goes through any package, safe and secure. You don't have to worry about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. This is from Pussy Graham.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you on a monthly subscription?

[Chick McGee]

I am, actually. It's called Pussy Box. Each month you get something made just for.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a razor knife. Yellow man up, for God's sake.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a fine device.

[Chick McGee]

I can't open it and now you understand.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen sharper butter knives.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

What? This is a worthless piece.

[Chick McGee]

I don't share anything anymore. I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? And he didn't mean to.

[Chick McGee]

No, he did.

[Pat Godwin]

Did insist on you talking.

[Chick McGee]

He forced it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so macho. I'm going to use my new stir sticks. Oh, boy. Shaped like spoons. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Are you going to suck on your. Your stir sticks? People actually call, email us, they request you sucking on your stir sticks, if that tells you anything.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you play with over there? I just. That's a Yellow bird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Throw it back at him.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm gonna throw that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna throw it. Although it is. It is the Nerf ball of knives.

[Chick McGee]

This thing.

[Tom Griswold]

This thing couldn't cut through the west side Story pudding.

[Chick McGee]

You would like to subscribe to Pussybox if you could. Every month it's something new and interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

What I love about this, this gig. I have no idea why I'm laughing.

[Chick McGee]

Let's.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's take a short break, but we'll try to get this. Everyone else to participate. That's something humorous. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Pat Godwin]

My name is David Goss and I'm my co host, Megan Kleinenberg.

[Christy Lee]

And now we're giving people an inside

[Tom Griswold]

look at the World Cup.

[Christy Lee]

Time's ticking.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you can feel the intensity.

[Chick McGee]

All the guys are wanting to really

[Tom Griswold]

stake their claim and they want to be on that World cup roster. There's no doubt about it. Hosting the World cup on home soil comes with its pressures.

[Chick McGee]

But we're just really excited, just as the people are.

[Christy Lee]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Professional broadcasters right here. Do you know, I believe most of us, if not all, are qualified to teach broadcasting. Are we in this state we live in just through practical experience? How about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Professor Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

They need to relook at that.

[Tom Griswold]

They really need to examine that in today's lesson. Don't do this.

[Chick McGee]

Man, oh, man, oh, man. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the ih Steven Singer, sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. Howdy. And I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Are we. We. One more sports story, you say?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. This is a national anthem that took place a couple days ago. I'm not sure what baseball game it was, but we need the volume. And it's just a. A performer. The national anthem. And anything I can say will pale in comparison to the payoff of who's singing the national anthem.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

This is amazing, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that Ronald McDonald?

[Chick McGee]

It's Ronald McDonald. It's pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

It is good.

[Chick McGee]

It's a tough song. To sing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at that. Grimace is crying.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, Grimace is kind of the New York Mets mascot. He's there. The.

[Pat Godwin]

The Hamburglar didn't take his hat off. What a. That guy's always so tacky.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here comes the big, big finish. Tom, would you ever, like, speak the national anthem, maybe?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, Pat's done it. Yeah, you can sing it. I. Guy's a good singer. It's just.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's got a nice voice.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a little bit distracting when. The Ronald McDonald outfit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How about that?

[Pat Godwin]

That's exciting. I get to see Ronald.

[Chick McGee]

You know what that was. That was America.

[Pat Godwin]

That was America.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that going to be a new thing now?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not so sure I'm into that.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't it wild? This is the first time we've ever seen this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it could be interpreted as being somewhat disrespectful, but I get what you're saying. I mean, Ronald McDonald, I guess is.

[Pat Godwin]

But that guy, besides looking like Ronald McDonald, he did it very.

[Christy Lee]

He did a beautiful job. How do you not giggle?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what's gonna happen eventually. Someone's gonna.

[Chick McGee]

But what other.

[Tom Griswold]

And the home of the MC Brave,

[Pat Godwin]

you know, but that's what crowds do anyway. They are. They always yell the team name during Braves.

[Chick McGee]

We played the Shawnee Braves when I was in high school on the football team. And the Land Braves. I know.

[Pat Godwin]

I've always been uncomfortable with it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, what other mascots could sing? I can't think of any other than Ronald McDonald's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm just saying. Do you want to go and have Mickey Mouse sing the.

[Christy Lee]

Well, most mascots don't speak.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, Josh, you were a mascot.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, dude, if I. If I got caught talking through my Foghorn Leghorn head, that would have been

[Tom Griswold]

a problem now, so they had, like. Can you do the voice?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they did. I can't do it. I mean. No, because it was all. I was pantomiming to a recording.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you think it would be appropriate for Foghorn Leghorn to sing the national anthem?

[Pat Godwin]

Anthem? Oh, I say. I say.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it might be funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Blank character is going to take a while to get through it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Elmer Fudd does the National.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Somewhat disrespectful.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, we've heard Porky Pig do Blue Christmas. We don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Need to hear him do.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, this all started with Jose Felicio Feliciano. Many, many Jose Feliciano was.

[Christy Lee]

He was the first to sing the national.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but he was the first to do it a little bit stylistically, to add a little something to it, and it was a little flavor and that. The poop hit the fan when he did that.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember. I remember when Jose Feliciano did the super bowl halftime show. I switched channels and watched the other one.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. The true country was celebrating on that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it's great with that. There are great singers doing it with different styles. I'm just saying the. It's a little odd to see a mascot.

[Christy Lee]

It is. That was.

[Pat Godwin]

It is odd. Funny at first, and then he's like, oh, no, you're. And then, oh, yeah, you're good. He's good. And then it's. Should this be happening?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotta start low and treat it with respect.

[Tom Griswold]

You've actually. You've actually done it. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Philly Scubs game.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Started low. Where do you. How low do you start?

[Pat Godwin]

I went to the organist and found

[Tom Griswold]

my A, and he played it for

[Pat Godwin]

me, so I was able to start and get that line up. Thankfully, if it had gone wrong, you have two fan bases there that are very friendly. Phillies and Cubs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No issues ever with that. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here's the top 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6. Oh, the. I'm sorry. These are pro mascots. I wondered where they. Where they got this list. It's like Jackson DeVille. That's the Jacksonville Jaguars mascot.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's for sports teams. It's not product mascots.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, see, that would be really tight.

[Pat Godwin]

This feels like a first.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's what Ronald McDonald is. That's a product.

[Christy Lee]

He's a product mascot, Mr. P. But,

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you. You want Mr. Peanut doing the national anthem? I just. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't they kill Mr. Peanut in the super bowl commercial?

[Tom Griswold]

That was some scammer.

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

They tried.

[Pat Godwin]

They really pulled the wool over.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here we go. Number 10, Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean. Come out and do the national. Right?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, what about Flow from Progressive?

[Chick McGee]

She's not on the. She's not the top 10.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, but I'm just saying.

[Chick McGee]

How about Corny? How about Corny the Rooster? Oh, I'm. Corny the Rooster by Kellogg's.

[Pat Godwin]

He probably has some good pipes.

[Chick McGee]

Cornelius.

[Pat Godwin]

You'll hear him in the back, won't you?

[Chick McGee]

How about the Kool Aid Man?

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know. All this is.

[Chick McGee]

Can you see.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's worth discussing before they do any of it, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

So when this happens, we're gonna go.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

We told you.

[Chick McGee]

Tony the Tiger's on the list. Rich uncle Penny bags from Monopoly. Monopoly, that's exactly right. The Jolly Green Giant. Ho, ho, ho.

[Pat Godwin]

How far are we from an AI Somebody. An AI thing. Almost like a hologram, or they.

[Tom Griswold]

They bring out a laptop and sit it down and.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Like a. Okay, dude, there are people who. I. And I haven't really listened to any of this, but, you know, the AI bands that are out there, people swear it is, like, legitimately good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But I'm not saying I'm for it, but they say, like, this is good music.

[Chick McGee]

You know how I search?

[Tom Griswold]

Are people gonna go to see it in concert with. Just look at him. I can't imagine some guy there with a lap laptop moving his arms around.

[Chick McGee]

I search for good music and it makes me mad. There's music out there I haven't heard. But yeah, I run into and you do a background search and it's that they don't exist.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's wild.

[Chick McGee]

Number four, Mickey Mouse. There you go, Tom. Number three, the Laughing Cow by Laughing Cow Products.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm aware of it. But that's high on that list over Mickey mouse, right?

[Chick McGee]

Number two, Mr. Peanut.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Where'd you get this list?

[Chick McGee]

The number one iconic brand mascot, the Michelin Man.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, maybe on to top 10.

[Chick McGee]

But do you know. Do you remember Michelin Man's name?

[Tom Griswold]

Tubby?

[Pat Godwin]

Is it Mike?

[Tom Griswold]

Bib.

[Christy Lee]

Bib.

[Tom Griswold]

Bib.

[Chick McGee]

The Michelin Man.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he's French.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were gonna do our Sherwood Forest talk, but we can't now. When we come back.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks a lot, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be Sherwood Forest.

[Christy Lee]

I enjoyed that very much.

[Pat Godwin]

I enjoyed it, too.

[Chick McGee]

How about Coco the Monkey? By.

[Pat Godwin]

I enjoyed it, but I would have enjoyed Sherwood Forest more. You know you won't.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I respect that.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see Contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. American Legion.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Boba Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair.

[Pat Godwin]

And do yourselves a favor. Do us a favor. As well by visiting. I hate stephensinger.com. some absolutely wonderful gift ideas. Ideas there. And some beautiful products. Check them out. I hate stephensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

there's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee at the sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a letter.

[Chick McGee]

All righty.

[Tom Griswold]

Specifically for Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from the commonwealth of Kentucky.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Covington. Ryan writes Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

The next time you go to lake of the ozarks for your fishing trips, Make a pit stop in flippin, Arkansas.

[Pat Godwin]

I would have to make quite a detour.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. So I looked it up.

[Chick McGee]

The name of the town is flippin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I can tell you, for example, the official mascot of flippin high school is the bobcat. I would have thought it would have been a dolphin.

[Chick McGee]

Is it flippin with an n on the end or a g?

[Tom Griswold]

It's flippin. Flippin. F, L, I, P, P, I, N. I did a little research. Flippin is a small city in north central Arkansas in Marion county in the ozark mountains. Sounds like a beautiful spot. They've got. It's. It's near the white river and bull shoals lake. They've got trout fishing, boating. Oh, sounds great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, next time I'll do it. Next time. I go to bull shoals.

[Tom Griswold]

It's named after the Thomas h. Flippin family.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But back to Ryan's letter. He goes, my dad loves to joke about the place. He has lots of photographs. He goes, oh, here's one of the flippin police. The flippin jail, the flippin high school. Oh, yeah, that is fun. It's a flipping good time. But hello to everybody in flippin, Arkansas.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's a fun name I'd never heard before.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ryan, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

We have new bathroom signs coming in. This is from Mark in beaver creek, Ohio, A suburb of a Dayton, Ohio. These are the best bathroom scenes I have ever seen. Now these are anything but men's. And lady. Labeling them as.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that one shows a beer bottle.

[Chick McGee]

That's a. That's for the men.

[Pat Godwin]

And. Oh, I see what's happening.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And I bet there's.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are midriffs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a torso.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are really good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And for the ladies. It looks like a beaver shot.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a martini glass.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. It looks like a beaver shot, right?

[Chick McGee]

Stop saying beaver shot. Why are you saying beaver shot?

[Tom Griswold]

Because the letters from beaver creek, It.

[Chick McGee]

It certainly is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see. So it's. It's a profile, like a Silhouette of a torso with a belly button. And the champagne glass looks like. Like a naked lady.

[Pat Godwin]

The martini glassini glass. A triangular. You can picture. You know, sort of the triangular.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you go back to the men's one? The men's is a. See, at first I didn't get that because you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the beer bottle is pointing up.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Yeah. But if.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

At first glance. At first glance, I thought it was a door. Door with a peephole in it. That's a belly button. They should have gone with a whole body. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. No, I knew what was happening there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course. Of course. He feels like he has to.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are clever.

[Tom Griswold]

Just not properly done. I think it's the one we had earlier. I liked a lot also. Which was the two doors. The men's door just said blah on it. And the lady store said blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Time to check in with Christine.

[Christy Lee]

Residents of a village in England are furious after workers chopped down protected trees in Robin Hood's famous Sherwood Forest. Contractors known as Foxstone forestry mistakenly felled 30 protected trees in part of the medieval royal hunting forest.

[Tom Griswold]

But did you know Sherwood Forest was a real place?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

The Sherwood District Council on the Forestry Commission are investigating the incident. Contractors were also criticized for carrying out the work during bird nesting season.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that Friar Tuck wanted to be a woman?

[Pat Godwin]

That's where the Tuck comes from.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Friar Talk was just a nickname he gave himself.

[Pat Godwin]

Will you knock that off your medicated pants?

[Chick McGee]

Come on. You know we have to shower together. Will you put that.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the photographs where they took the trees down?

[Christy Lee]

No. Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a. Oh, they don't show it in this one. There's a porta potty called the Little John.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I think is.

[Pat Godwin]

That's appropriate. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, they really took a chunk out of the Sherwood Forest.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are they gonna put some more houses there?

[Pat Godwin]

I assume they may as well build something.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's an. There's an Abbey Road, too, and a Penny Lane.

[Pat Godwin]

They could.

[Chick McGee]

Strawberry Fields.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, those go on forever, don't they?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think? Let's totally change the subject. I did not know there really was a Sherwood Forest. And it looks beautiful. Do you think that would be a good name for an erectile dysfunction drug?

[Pat Godwin]

Sherwood Forest.

[Tom Griswold]

Sherwood.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Sherwood. Yeah, that's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's not bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a little. Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

I am Josh Arnold for Sherwood Me Me?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're having trouble with your erection.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes. Placid as anything down there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My God.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's because you're. You're eating so much and you're just. Right, you're just laying there as you're eating.

[Pat Godwin]

When one's heart becomes so clogged with ranch and butter.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

The. The blood can't make its way down into the areas it needs.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just giving an example. Do it. Hi, Tom Griswold here for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you know what he's doing now? Now we're not laughing and he's going to go, see, it wasn't funny when I did. It was when you.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, right, right. Bar mumbles it.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's not trying to sell it,

[Tom Griswold]

but, I mean, that'd be a good

[Chick McGee]

name, but I sure would.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you spell it like sure would.

[Chick McGee]

Sure of your wood. Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

You can even have like. The guy goes, honey, would it be nice if I took one of these tonight? And she looks at him and says, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you?

[Pat Godwin]

He goes, well, that's odd because I'm

[Chick McGee]

going to your sister and I told you how hot she is.

[Christy Lee]

A new species of wasp has been named after Sir David Attenborough.

[Pat Godwin]

Did we need a new species of wasp? Was anybody clamoring?

[Chick McGee]

So they're called. They're called Daves.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists from London's Natural History Museum named the parasitic wasp Attenborough. Nucleus tau.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm with you, chick. They should have just went, ah, I got stung by Dave.

[Chick McGee]

Dave.

[Christy Lee]

It's a birthday present to the famed TV naturalist who turns 100 today.

[Chick McGee]

Man, look at this nest of Dave's.

[Christy Lee]

The insect, originally from Chile, was identified from a specimen housed at the museum. Researchers said Mr. Attenborough's work has inspired generations, include many of those working at the museum to appreciate and protect our natural world. I am a big fan of David Attenborough.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't wasp a little on the nose? No one even white angle.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody was even thinking that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not an obvious thing. I mean, you don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

No one uses that term.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

No

[Chick McGee]

one was thinking about wasp.

[Christy Lee]

I was thinking about a critter that it stings people.

[Tom Griswold]

They're thinking about old white guys.

[Pat Godwin]

Anglo Saxon Protestants.

[Tom Griswold]

They were like most of our presidents. Right? Am I right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I mean, Kennedy wasn't a Protestant.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, finally.

[Pat Godwin]

And I don't think Barack Obama was a Protestant.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Darn right.

[Pat Godwin]

There may have been something else,

[Tom Griswold]

by the way. It is. We could break into today in history. I'll do one point of today in history.

[Chick McGee]

I dare you.

[Tom Griswold]

You. Because you said it's. What's his face's birthday?

[Christy Lee]

David Attenborough turns 100.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he related to the actor of the Jurassic park or brothers.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know the fine director.

[Chick McGee]

Richard's dad.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, yeah, Richard did pass away.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, I didn't know that.

[Pat Godwin]

But David.

[Tom Griswold]

Blue planets, looking at animals and discussing. I'm trying to see. Yeah, he's. He's in here because it's his birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

You know David Attburger was in here. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, David. Yeah, right here. Sat right there.

[Tom Griswold]

10 Remember when you know what year he was born, what year?

[Pat Godwin]

Let's see if he's 100 years. You know what? I have no clue.

[Chick McGee]

Let me think.

[Pat Godwin]

How are we going to find that out?

[Christy Lee]

I would guess 19.

[Chick McGee]

I need a calculator. How stupid do you think we are? It's. It's a lot worse than I.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've what you like those nature shows he does, his voice is so authoritative. You'd believe anything he says. As you can see, this tiger looks menacing. However, if you walk up to it with a banana, they'll just lick your face. You can. Oh, I buy that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Contain this with a banana. He's very nice. I'm glad he's still doing it. Yeah, and he really. Boy, I'd like to know how responsible he is for conservation because he's got to be very. He always makes you feel a little bad at the end of those specials.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd prefer it if it was a guy like Donnie Baker doing. Doing the narration. Well, you know, bald eagles ain't really bald. Thank you, Johnny. This is very, very helpful.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're gonna make you smile with a golden retriever story. Check.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the. The greatest golden retriever story. If you don't think dogs are smart, wait till you see this video. It's. It's a hidden camera video. The dog is caught doing something awesome and a stealthy little creature he is. We'll find out about that. But first, Christy Lee, how are you doing over there?

[Christy Lee]

How am I doing over here?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know that you are driving your beautiful Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love my Hyundai. The Tucson hybrid with America's best warranty gives me wonderful gas mileage. It has lane assist, it has driver assist. It has four sport. Sport mode, power mode. Oh my gosh. I could go on and on. Heated seats, air cooled seats. Seats. But if I wanted Something a little bigger to maybe haul some things or go off road. You might want to look at the Santa Fe hybrid. It has power to navigate the toughest terrain. America's best lineup of hybrids are from Hyundai. Check them out. You can visit HyundaiUSA.com call 562-314-4603 for more details or stop by your local Hyundai dealer. They're good guys and gals. They'll take care of you. And the 2026 lineup of hybrids are out there. Maybe I should trade for a new one. Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

sounds good. Did you guys when you were a kid sing the. Right. That fake Robin Hood song?

[Christy Lee]

Robin Hood song?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

To the theme with. I forget the melody. Remember the melody, Pat? No, no, it was Robin Hood. Like Robin Hood. Robin Hood riding through the grass. Little John. Little John shot him in the ass.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember that one.

[Pat Godwin]

We didn't live in nearly as nearly a WASPy community. Oh, so now you don't deny it. They weren't in Sherwood suburbs.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast class. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Gonwick.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the music desk. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

The I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, indeed. I'm Chick and hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm disappointed. I was hoping to play the theme song from the TV show Robin Hood

[Christy Lee]

and a TV show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Starring Richard. Richard Green.

[Christy Lee]

What year was that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, way, way back. Yeah, like 50 plus years ago. Maybe more. Because as kids, we would sing that song. No one else. Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding through the glen.

[Christy Lee]

Honey, we're.

[Tom Griswold]

We did Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding through the grass. Little John, Little John shot him in the ass. None of you guys know that it

[Christy Lee]

was a Robin Hood TV series in 2025?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. This is the old one. And I. I just went online and all of the versions of it are copyright protected and you can't get them to play.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they were black and white. I recognized this logo.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys didn't do that song in 1955? No, it was kind of like a Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was like with one of Those shows, they played along with Zorro.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

On your local TV show.

[Christy Lee]

It was a British TV show. It was a British television series. 143 half hour episodes.

[Pat Godwin]

You ever see Robin and the Seven Hoods? Oh, yeah, with the Rat Pack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. One of those.

[Chick McGee]

Sammy Davis Jr. Doing his tap dance, shooting a gun. Oh, yeah, those.

[Tom Griswold]

Cause we really can't be bothered to make a decent film. But we can go to Vegas for three weeks and do this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Kind of fun. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Now I believe it's time for something special. Are we ready? Okay. I've just been stalling over here. I believe we have. There we go. It's Mr. Jeff. Mr. Jeffrey. Oscar in the newsroom. What have you got, Jeffrey?

[Pat Godwin]

Hey. We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Jeff Oskay with failed to mention news.

[Pat Godwin]

Spirit Airlines has shut down. What? You failed to mention back to the Greyhound pores.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a new baby Yoda for sale. A new baby Yoda for sale.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

You failed to mention. They should have had this last year. Then Almond wouldn't have needed to get knocked up.

[Tom Griswold]

Big fan of Yoda.

[Pat Godwin]

A mom was arrested for kicking a child during a peewee football game skirmish. Well, you failed to mention. Hey, if your kid can't handle the heat, sign them up for flag football. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very good.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

We learned that a first date on average will travel 30 miles for their first date. Well, you failed to mention the dating radius is in direct correlation with the daty's circumference. The fatter the person, the wider the radius. When I was skinny, I wouldn't even go as far as to leave my house to get laid. Now that I put on an extra 75 pounds, I have a 12 state radius. A fugitive stripper used a pole as a weapon against police. Well, you failed to mention. No, you're not supposed to swing the pole around. You're supposed to swing around the pole. She misunderstood. Yeah, Josh, question for you. An ankle monitor on your stripper. Turn off or turn on? Turn on. Same here.

[Chick McGee]

No question.

[Pat Godwin]

And finally, we. We heard a story about two blue tits nesting in an ashtray. These two birds. I did a little bir. I thought I'd do a little quiz for you guys. What you failed to mention. Are these real birds or fake bird names?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

The first one. A red shafted flicker. I'm going to say real.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to say. I'm going to say fake.

[Chick McGee]

No, fake.

[Pat Godwin]

Real. Oh, the Dick Smith. Real.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope it's real.

[Pat Godwin]

That is real. What about the brown nut snatch?

[Chick McGee]

That's fake.

[Pat Godwin]

That's fake. Tom, you're gonna love this one. The H Puff leg.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's got to be real.

[Pat Godwin]

That is real. That is real.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

What about the fluffy back tip babbler?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope it's real.

[Pat Godwin]

Fluffy back tip bab. That is real.

[Tom Griswold]

The back tit. What is it again?

[Pat Godwin]

The fluffy back tip babbler.

[Tom Griswold]

Tip. Tip. Tip.

[Pat Godwin]

No, tip the bag tit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's creepy.

[Christy Lee]

Part of those tits.

[Tom Griswold]

No meaning to the reach around the family of.

[Pat Godwin]

What about the yellow crested knob schnabler? Fake.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's real. As the day is long.

[Pat Godwin]

That is fake. How about the large breasted loon?

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be real.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna go fake. That is actually my ex mother in law's nickname. Thank you, thank you, thank you. The satanic nightjar. Real. That is real. Josh, you nailed it. The white breasted fluffy butt.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna go real. I'm gonna go fake.

[Christy Lee]

Fake.

[Pat Godwin]

Fake. Got it. Two more. The rough faced shag. Real. You're right, Josh. That is real. And finally, the yellow bellied booby snuggler. I'm Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oscar.

[Pat Godwin]

This was the news a failed to mention.

[Tom Griswold]

If that existed, Bob would have had a 8 foot by 8 foot portrait of that bird right there in his in his foyer.

[Christy Lee]

You really know your birds. I'm impressed.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I just tried. I just work with context clues.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have one of those flickers that comes to my birth year.

[Tom Griswold]

We should probably maybe revisit that story. If people aren't aware of this, it was really quite exciting. It's the. It was the nesting season in April of the famed blue tit bird. This is like a sparrow in. In England.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They're a tiny little bird and they apparently shacked up inside a wall mounted ashtray. The staff at the Mulberry Tree pub discovered the birds nests in early April while cleaning the outdoor ashtrays. But instead of removing it, they quickly taped off the area, posted a warning sign to protect the birds while they raised their chicken chicks. They're small. The blue tits are small colorful songbirds common across the uk by the way, the chicks were successfully hatched and left the nest safely.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And when you hear the name blue tits. I know Josh said perhaps it sounds like Avatar porn, but no, it's an Actual bird.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You're allowed to say that word on the radio in that context.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not what they would call Smurfette behind her back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm old blue. I'm not aware of. What was it the puffy black tit bird.

[Christy Lee]

We have tufted titmouses around here. Tufted titmouse.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it tough? Is it tufted titmouse a bird or a mouse?

[Christy Lee]

It's a bird.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Titmouse is a bird. Any titmouse.

[Tom Griswold]

That's weird.

[Pat Godwin]

It is weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're a beautiful bird. They have a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's kind of like a horse. Flies, not a horse.

[Chick McGee]

You know what song they. They sing.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what they sing. Chris, how can you not jump to this?

[Pat Godwin]

Let's never forget, one of them is dead. Mac Daddy. Mack Daddy's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, that's. That's the. That's the outfit that they wore their pants backwards. That did not. That did not take off.

[Chick McGee]

You sound like an old west guy. That outfit over which one?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I get it was. It was a failed attempt to bring about a.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know that. Maybe it was organic and I think

[Pat Godwin]

it was temporarily successful.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

I would rather put it that way because it made them a lot of money.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't see young people everywhere putting their pants on backwards.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I did see it, but I was with young people. I was a young person.

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't have been around those people.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. And you didn't have kids my age.

[Tom Griswold]

How many people did you see doing?

[Pat Godwin]

A dozen, maybe, in my school.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, hey, why. What the hell do you want? You said you didn't see young people.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't. Ruthlessly. Dozens. A lot. Endlessly. You know what these punks were?

[Pat Godwin]

No, because we knew what they were doing. It was of the time he doubled

[Chick McGee]

up on his ordinary pills this morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, he would have been. They would have been mocked two months later because it was out of style. I mean, it came and went really quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was a very quick, quick one.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever embrace? I for. I, for example, did embrace one dumb thing at one point, I'm sure. Probably many. But the one that I remember embracing, I got a double breasted vest when I was in seventh grade.

[Chick McGee]

A double breasted vest? Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I have to look this up. It was odd to wear.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was because of the monkeys.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the monkeys had those double breasted shirts that they kind of. With the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember those yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever embrace anything that was sort of me. It didn't really take off. Maybe a little bit too much. Too much.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you guys know mine. I had a. I had a choker. I had many chokers, but not the puka shells. It was just like a choker.

[Christy Lee]

Chick and I are close to the same age. Everybody wore chokers back then.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That was a cool thing.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Everyone wore chokers. Chokers.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, did you ever do anything, Josh, you think would be.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I mean. But it was in style at the time. There was a brand of pants called skids, and they were very loose.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

And almost parachute pants. But I mean, the fabric wasn't like parachute pants. But so. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

When I was in high school, the fad was Levi corduroy with a flare leg and hiking boots. That's what we all wore. That was like the thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Hyper color was also big when I was in school.

[Chick McGee]

Levi courts.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Levi cords and hiking boots. That was a big.

[Chick McGee]

Tom was just painter pants.

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember those? The white.

[Pat Godwin]

Those even came back when I was in high school.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The white painter pants were real big.

[Chick McGee]

Tom was telling me yesterday morning how much he dislikes corduroy.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not a fan.

[Pat Godwin]

I've become a real fan of it.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you?

[Christy Lee]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you have corduroy? Didn't you have corduroy pillows?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. They're making headaches headlines.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Christy, I. I take it back. Painter's pants. Carpenter's pants were bit. Were.

[Christy Lee]

That's the same thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They had the loop. The loop for the hammer.

[Christy Lee]

And they were kind of an off white jealousy. Kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

That became very popular with fat girls.

[Pat Godwin]

What? Painter boy. Look, I was not totally wrong on that.

[Christy Lee]

I was a fat kid, so maybe that's why I wore them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Fat lesbians, I think. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I misspoke.

[Tom Griswold]

Weren't restricted to.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Christy, what else have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

A family in North Carolina was shocked to find their golden retriever.

[Pat Godwin]

Now Karen Carpenter pants. Not the opposite.

[Chick McGee]

Not for kind of the opposite. If you're ordering skinny jeans. If you're ordering a pair of Karen Carpenter pants, go a size up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Family in North Carolina was shocked to find their golden retriever raiding their refrigerator. Marley hall told Storyful that she was checking her pet camera while at work and discovered that her eight year old golden retriever named Chase had figured out how to open the fridge. She then watched him rummaging around and pulling out snacks before closing the door.

[Pat Godwin]

Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Hall said she knew food had been disappearing, but it was not until she caught him in the actual fact that she discovered.

[Tom Griswold]

How do we have. We have some footage here. This is. She's got obviously a camera, and you can see that this beautiful dog has opened the refrigerator and is now going through various things. This lasts for quite some time, but eventually.

[Christy Lee]

Does he close the door?

[Tom Griswold]

The dog actually closes the door.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

He wants to get the yogurt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's gonna make a mess.

[Pat Godwin]

So he's trying to buy it by, bite it by the lid to pull it out.

[Tom Griswold]

And he pulls it out, the door starts to shut, and he. The last second he runs in, it reopens the door, he gets the yogurt, and the door to the refrigerator closes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my man. That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great little dog chase.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have any counter surfers? I have one. My dog will counter surf if I leave something out and forget about it.

[Pat Godwin]

And your dog gets on the counter.

[Christy Lee]

Gets up on the counter. Not four legs, but he'll get up enough to get cat.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, my little guy can jump up on the stool, then onto the counter and walk all over the place. On the island in the kitchen.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

He is.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't often see dogs who get up on the counter.

[Christy Lee]

Cats do it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do it a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, I. I do my best, but, yeah, you can't always watch them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your cat look at you like, if you lie down long enough, I'm going to start eating your face?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, they started. Cats. Yeah, yeah. Cats start at the face.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. I won't doubt that that would happen even with my cats who love me, but. Yeah, no, they're better at hiding the evilness around me.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we're going to have a little bit of a history lesson for you. What else have you got? Coming up, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have an interesting CPR story. Just when you. If you're practicing CPR and then you get to actually do cpr, we'll find

[Pat Godwin]

out about interesting statistics on cpr. Actually kills more people than it saves, so why bother? Isn't that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you wouldn't think that very helpful.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we'll discuss those numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

That's from the people that wrote the book. Loose weight through smoking. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

And fat girls wear carpenter pants.

[Christy Lee]

I never heard that before. Now, I knew I was fat in high school.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom may have even been joking, but. But it.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin at the music desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello. Sorry, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm jumping.

[Chick McGee]

Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Jump.

[Chick McGee]

Pat jumped at nothing. Tom, can you say it was a fly or something?

[Pat Godwin]

I'll do that a lot when I'm like when I'm sleep deprived. Oh, nothing.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh. Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

You don't seem Sleep deprived today?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. But I've gotten there before, especially. Oh, yeah. Driving. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

You ever see shadows run across the road? That's the weird. That's when you know you got to pull over.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You got to pull shadows.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe Bigfoot.

[Pat Godwin]

That's. You know, maybe Bigfoot's. Those sightings really, really did get the Bigfoot community up in arms over. Well, not literally. They're not going to kill the poor thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. Where were we?

[Christy Lee]

A history.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was reminded real quick about bad fashion trends that I followed my perm days, if you guys remember that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I've seen a picture.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That was a bad, bad look for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, in history, we have. Let's. Let's start with birthdays.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Harry Truman, my favorite president. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If it weren't for Harry Truman, who wouldn't have the TV show mash?

[Pat Godwin]

I guess that's one way to look at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he got us into the Korean War.

[Tom Griswold]

Slaughter many of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Korean War.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. The Koreans weren't.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a bad, bad scene. Okay, how about. How about born in 1911. Robert Johnson. You know who that was?

[Pat Godwin]

You're listening to refracted history. Robert Johnson. Yeah. The great bluesman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Very good. Very good. And of course, died of syphilis. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

No. Are you making that up, or did he.

[Chick McGee]

Syphilis?

[Christy Lee]

He could have. Are you making that up?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sold a soul to the devil.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Crossroads.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure if. If he had to have, you know, relations with the devil, but I don't. Part of the deal.

[Pat Godwin]

The South Park Devil. You might have to.

[Tom Griswold]

He seems to be a little amorous on this date. Oh, God, he'd be 100 today. Don Rickles.

[Chick McGee]

So what year was he born?

[Tom Griswold]

1926. Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Your hockey puck

[Tom Griswold]

movies, he called Mr. Warmth. Just. He was the best. And. And of course, featured in the Toy Story movies. And I see Mr.

[Christy Lee]

Potato Head.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they. And they. The. The estate of Mr. Rickles has given them permission to use. They have clips from when he was.

[Chick McGee]

See, I can't disagree more.

[Tom Griswold]

What they.

[Chick McGee]

He has to be alive to do voiceovers. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they had. They had outtakes.

[Christy Lee]

I agree with you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they may have asked him prior to.

[Christy Lee]

Now dead guys are taking our jobs, right?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, come on here, y'.

[Christy Lee]

All.

[Pat Godwin]

When Mr. Potato. It's part three. Where. Where his Pieces fall off and they put him on a tortilla. That makes me laugh. So he's all floppy and loose.

[Tom Griswold]

It's genius. That is a genius set of movies. What is the. What? A month away from June 12, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

Am I the only one that's. I can't. I'm having trouble being excited about it.

[Chick McGee]

Because you're not the only 1.4after the

[Pat Godwin]

first 3.4was good, but a letdown.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know, man. I would have. I would have liked this original trilogy. And we leave it at that. It's gold. And you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

They were. I thought I liked them all. The new one. We actually spoke with Tim Allen when he was recording the voices and he said, God, that chick is a dick. And then he said. But he said it as Buzz Lightyear. He said they weren't going to do it. And then they came up with a really good premise about.

[Chick McGee]

See, I don't think they had one for four. I felt. Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The spoon.

[Pat Godwin]

It was okay. I. The premise was okay. The execution wasn't as good as the other three.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you say? Is it two where the. The. The little cowgirl sings the song?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It's wonderful. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesse, if that doesn't break your heart.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

On a much different. On a much different note, my cowboy today is the brat on me. No, I didn't. Don't. Thank you. Ruining that the. Is this guy still alive? Gary Glitter? Yeah, I think so.

[Christy Lee]

He's still in prison.

[Chick McGee]

He's in the something.

[Pat Godwin]

He may be out.

[Christy Lee]

Rock and Roll Part two. Was that his hit?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever heard Part one?

[Pat Godwin]

I like Part one.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've ever heard part one.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard part one.

[Chick McGee]

It's a lot more of the same.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it?

[Chick McGee]

But more.

[Pat Godwin]

Way more. Sing

[Christy Lee]

that. It was in every sport arena forever.

[Tom Griswold]

They sort of stopped playing it for a while because he was convicted of some unfortunate.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say he got handsy. I think it was a. Something about a computer and some photographs.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[Christy Lee]

yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, friend of the show. 73 years old. Alex Van Halen. Halen.

[Pat Godwin]

It's okay to call a child molester a child molester time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Not to beat around the bush.

[Tom Griswold]

Not Alex Van Halen.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean O' Gary Glitter.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Alex is a great guy. Yes, you.

[Chick McGee]

You brought that up.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You screwed yourself there, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was just saying Gary Glitter. They pulled that for a while, but they've now it's. They've kind of moved on.

[Chick McGee]

It's got nothing to do with Alex Van Halen.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not. I did. I'd moved on to something else.

[Pat Godwin]

Else.

[Tom Griswold]

Alex, of course, the drummer for Van halen at age 73. Now he's walking with the devil because the knees.

[Chick McGee]

He's older.

[Tom Griswold]

Have given out at age 1. He should have named his kid when.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. How old?

[Pat Godwin]

Whalen.

[Chick McGee]

That's wonderful. How old's Alex van Halen now?

[Tom Griswold]

73.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You are older than.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Bill Cower. You a fan of Bill Cower?

[Chick McGee]

Old lantern jaw? I am not.

[Christy Lee]

He's a sports guy, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's coach of the Steelers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a sports commentator now.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then one of the panels.

[Chick McGee]

Even worse, as a comment.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. No, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care.

[Pat Godwin]

The Cower Hour. Isn't that his show?

[Chick McGee]

The Cower Hour of Power.

[Tom Griswold]

The hour of Cower Power. It's been a religious slant. Happy birthday. Enrique Iglesias, Fluffy's brother.

[Pat Godwin]

They're estranged. Please do not bring it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Yeah, sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

If you talk to either of them,

[Tom Griswold]

and I have a question about this next one. Christy Lee, maybe you can help me. I'm a fan of the dog shows. I like them a little bit, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I think I like to watch

[Chick McGee]

them with my dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a lot of really ridiculous breeds that nobody really has.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they should add some categories for like mutts and doodles, etc.

[Pat Godwin]

Etc.

[Chick McGee]

Mutts and butts.

[Tom Griswold]

But in 1877, the first Westminster Dog show was held.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

My question is, do they really have to wear tuxedos and stuff?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think it's nice. Gives it a really nice gravitas.

[Chick McGee]

You mean the commentators and the showers.

[Christy Lee]

It makes it. It's a very high class. It's a. It's a big deal.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a little surprised to hear you say it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's like the Academy Awards for acting. It's. It's a dog dog. The best of the dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Would you rather see them in tracksuits? What do you want?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You're wanting some sort of Fetterman esque revolution.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Nicely done with honoring. Honoring the senator.

[Chick McGee]

Big dookie ropes and tracksuits.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just, you've got, you know, some guy checking out a dog's nut sack.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing tails.

[Pat Godwin]

A lovely pantsuit, pantsuited woman holding the dog.

[Chick McGee]

You must be watching a Different dog show.

[Pat Godwin]

They give them a good.

[Chick McGee]

They lift them. They look at the anus, they lift up.

[Tom Griswold]

They lift up the tail. Give that anus a look.

[Christy Lee]

See a lot of that on tv.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are the only parts I even watch.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Do you find that stimulating in some way?

[Pat Godwin]

Not sexually. Emotionally.

[Chick McGee]

I think the drink could. Coffee. Every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time they check the. The innocent of St. Bernard. He calls his mom mother. I don't know what that means. I'm watching too, honey. Let's see. 1912, Paramount Pictures was founded.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing was ever going to top them.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they were the Paramount.

[Tom Griswold]

Paramount from the French. Meaning having sex with someone in a wheelchair or other disabled.

[Pat Godwin]

You could have gone with two people.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the quad mount. Far different. Let's see. How about this? The Revolution. The first roller coaster with a vertical flip opened at Six Flags in 1976.

[Chick McGee]

A vertical flip.

[Pat Godwin]

A loop.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess that must mean a. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What we would call a loop or loop D. Loop.

[Tom Griswold]

Originally called Puke sprayer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they changed it to the vomitor.

[Pat Godwin]

You won't do the loops?

[Christy Lee]

No, no loops for me. I don't like to go upside down.

[Chick McGee]

I just loved it and really just can't do it anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not your fault. Our. Our ears.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I get sick as a dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This song. I didn't realize this was the number one song on the Billboard chart in 1976.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes when we touch downhill.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Welcome Back, Cotter.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was everywhere that year. Great song.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like that song?

[Chick McGee]

Song? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that song.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, let's make a song that doesn't bother anybody. Well, what's the name of the show? Welcome Back.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not insistent enough.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome Back.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a sweet song.

[Chick McGee]

No. Welcome Back, Cotter.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a little drowsy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, lazy.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome Back.

[Tom Griswold]

They're using it on that new.

[Chick McGee]

A soft.

[Tom Griswold]

A soft C and a welcome Back Potter Potter. Say as they bring back the. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The new Harry Potter.

[Tom Griswold]

Harry Potter program.

[Chick McGee]

What about Mr. Potter? Oh, that's what I just think could do that too.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back, Mr. Potter. Welcome back.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think the song. What is the one?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm so horny.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm moving on up to the east side.

[Christy Lee]

The Jefferson's.

[Pat Godwin]

Why didn't that get radio to a

[Tom Griswold]

deluxe apartment in the sky?

[Pat Godwin]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it taught us a lot, didn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure did.

[Pat Godwin]

Beans don't burn on the grill.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And something don't wash at the mill. What is it? I don't know what the lyrics are.

[Tom Griswold]

Beans don't burn in the griddle There's a grill.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I always thought grill.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Beans don't burn on the grill. It took a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill and now we're up in the big league

[Tom Griswold]

and now the band.

[Pat Godwin]

Turn that back that the.

[Tom Griswold]

The Wasps sings Black Television theme songs.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, that's a record collection I would

[Chick McGee]

buy in a well. We're moving on up to the east side To a deluxe apartment in the sky? Moving on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. Fish don't fry in the kitchen? Beans don't burn on the grill Took a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Now we're up in the big leagues Getting our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

[Chick McGee]

Moving on up. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not a condo.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to the five White Guys. The five white guys.

[Christy Lee]

Everything's in a park.

[Pat Godwin]

I was at Barnes and Noble the other day and I was looking at the new releases and guess who has a new memoir out. Marla Gibbs. Oh, she's really.

[Chick McGee]

She's been around for.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, so I only. I've read. I've started reading it. I've only gotten to the two to seven years.

[Tom Griswold]

Lastly, in today in history, Betty White in 2010 became the oldest person to host the Saturday Night Live program. Oh, they should get.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember there was a petition and everything.

[Tom Griswold]

They should get. Let's see either Mel Brooks or Dick Van Dyke to do it. Oh, they'd both be great.

[Christy Lee]

Paul McCartney's a musical guest this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

On Saturday Night Live.

[Tom Griswold]

Make an effort to watch it.

[Pat Godwin]

The shocking thing about the Marla Gibbs memoir.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The chapter I found most illuminating and just. I couldn't believe. Believe it was her torrid affair with George Wallace,

[Tom Griswold]

the. The politician. That's, that's, that's quite surprising.

[Pat Godwin]

It was eye opening. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It would have been just as surprising with George Wallace the comedian, now that I think about it.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't he change his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Because for those. Those of you in the know, hey, Tom. He might eat a popsicle.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, we're into Monday show.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I blame myself. We're returning to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

At the music station, there's Josh all the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Arnold. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the I Hate Steven Singer, sidekick, chair the music station, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever work at the music station?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you ever listen to the power station?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Some Like It Hot, I like.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't care for that. I like the Bang A Gong remake.

[Tom Griswold]

They did a great version of Being

[Pat Godwin]

a. Yeah, I like it, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert Palmer, Elmer, and he's a couple of guys from. Those other guys were from Chic and Durand, like the wolf.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I need to correct myself. I listened to a Listener and Paul McCartney will be on SNL, but I believe it's the end of the month at the final show of the season. Oh, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

May 29th.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. We were discussing Robert Johnson, the blues artist born in 1908. 11.

[Chick McGee]

Abby J.

[Tom Griswold]

The original. What is it, the 27 Club. Died at the age of 27.

[Pat Godwin]

27.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I had this noted that he may have died of syphilis. I did a little research. Or he may have been poisoned.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it was poisoning. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're my woman's vagina. They're not. They're not toxic. They're not.

[Christy Lee]

They're not.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure. Penis, fly, trap, they call.

[Chick McGee]

Way to go. Poison me, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, he. He went down to the crossroads, and

[Tom Griswold]

that's where he sold his soul to the devil so he could play guitar

[Pat Godwin]

that well, he wasn't playing guitar. And then, boom. He was a great player.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And do you have a tribute to that? You're a guitar player?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm. I'm a songwriter.

[Tom Griswold]

Guitar player.

[Pat Godwin]

I would like to be. I'm in the process of getting better.

[Tom Griswold]

Recently, I went down to the crossroads.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Tom Griswold]

61st since 49th.

[Pat Godwin]

In Clarksdale, Mississippi.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I got myself a little mojo myself.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we go. Oh, yeah. I went down to the crossroads, said, can I play like Clapton play? Yeah. I sold my soul to the devil. He charged me 616.

[Tom Griswold]

616.

[Pat Godwin]

Then he handed me a Mel Bay how to Play Guitar book and said, practice, There are no shortcuts. Patty G.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Pat. We're going to return to the news desk with Christy Lee Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A CPR instructor went into cardiac arrest during a lesson and was rescued by his students.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Carl Arps was demonstrating the signs of a heart attack. That's what this sounds.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, professor arp, poor guy. Mr. Arp.

[Pat Godwin]

No, the name makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

He's named by a seal.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Carl Arps was demonstrating the signs of a heart attack to students at Fox Valley Technical College in lovely Appleton, Wisconsin. Boy, I love that area.

[Tom Griswold]

How did they know he wasn't kidding

[Christy Lee]

when he had a heart attack?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there must have been a second where they went hey, we're learning. We don't have to do this.

[Christy Lee]

As one student called 91 1, the others took turns admitt administering CPR and a defibrillator on their 72 year old instructor.

[Tom Griswold]

Rough final exam.

[Christy Lee]

First responders arrived on the scene. The executive director of the Gold Cross Ambulance, a Nick Romanesco, said the quick action directly contributed to Mr. Arp's positive outcome. He later underwent triple bypass surgery. And quote from what I was told, they did everything like we told them to do in CPR Class.

[Chick McGee]

Class.

[Christy Lee]

He goes, thank you does not seem enough. They saved my life, period.

[Chick McGee]

Where was this? The Fox.

[Christy Lee]

Fox Valley Technical.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought it was Fox University. The College of Knowledge, right?

[Pat Godwin]

That's right. The world according to Arp.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's good, good news.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They learned how to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys all, you guys all took a CPR class here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So we could say.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was helpful.

[Chick McGee]

You too? Oh yeah, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Me included.

[Christy Lee]

Have you had a heart problem too?

[Tom Griswold]

I had a problem in that class.

[Chick McGee]

He's got, he's got, he's got. Whatever you've got, he's got.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no, look at me.

[Pat Godwin]

It's true. But I was like. I was £240 at that time and that class, honestly, did you really weigh that much? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What a load.

[Pat Godwin]

103 beats per minute is what the CPR is. So let's take it right there. Got it. We took a three hour class to be certified to give cpr. We learned the Heimlich and how to use an aat. I had a hard time paying attention side been up since 6am But I listened to the instructor attentively show us how hard to pump and how much to count when to blow. We attached these sticky pads to the dummy's heart. Was on my knees pumping fast and I had some pain in my chest. Now I'm the one who might need a jump start. I had a heart attack and CPR To a mannequin. Everyone was panicking. Mannequin. But they brought me back somehow. Ironically, I was pumping hard to the

[Tom Griswold]

beat of Staying Alive.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell me, who's the big dummy now? I had a heart attack giving CPR to a mannequin. I better lose some weight before taking a class like that again. Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that. There's a little fact in that song. Isn't the song Staying Alive? You're supposed to sing that to yourself to get the right beats out. That's great. Congratulations to that class.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Very good job. You learned your lesson.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they say one of the problems with when people are choking is people don't know if they're kidding or not.

[Pat Godwin]

In this case, they must have thought this was a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, at the beginning, they're thinking, okay, he's telling us the symptoms now. Oh, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

He ain't kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is there a signal when you're choking to go, this is no joke?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Hopefully we'll never find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. My son Willie, at one point had an issue, and he ended up self

[Christy Lee]

Heimlich over the back of a chair.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget how we did it.

[Christy Lee]

Or you could do it. Your fist.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But, yeah, good to know. Good to know all those things. Good to know. CPR and the. And the. Of course, the famous Heimlich maneuver.

[Christy Lee]

Do we have time for this burp story real quick? Or not?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

A woman had a rare condition that left her unable to burp for six years. According to Southwest News Service, Ms. Caitlin Jones suffers from retrograde chrysophary. Chrysopharyngeals and difunction.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Cryopharyngeal cricopharyngeal dysfunction, also known as NO burp syndrome. She first noticed something was impossible way

[Pat Godwin]

back in 2020 when she was queefing more than usual.

[Christy Lee]

No, she was trying to burp. Queefing wasn't. I don't know. She said she just gurgled. I don't know if she gurgled both

[Pat Godwin]

up and down, but if you can't burp, you queeve.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. She also experienced pressure, nausea, and excessive. It's coming out the other way.

[Tom Griswold]

We get to the point.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Jones reports she has received thousands of dollars in Botox.

[Tom Griswold]

You swallowed the punchline here.

[Christy Lee]

Excessive flatulence.

[Tom Griswold]

She had excessive flatulence because she couldn't burp?

[Chick McGee]

No, that. It doesn't work that way.

[Christy Lee]

That's what she says.

[Pat Godwin]

I still want to know If Christy

[Christy Lee]

Queen, Ms. Jones reports she received thousands of dollars in Botox injections into the muscles on the side of her throat.

[Pat Godwin]

Sell me tapes of your queen allowing

[Christy Lee]

her to burp for the first time in six years. While not a permanent fix, she said the treatment has offered her some relief.

[Chick McGee]

I'll pay good money.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there a difference between a belch and a burp? Yeah, it's a queef.

[Christy Lee]

Queef you inside the head.

[Chick McGee]

Are you a queef type of girl? You're not a queef type of girl, are you? Well, if only she could have burped like this.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a real Tom burp.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

He does give it a little extra, doesn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he sure does. He gives everything extra. Yawning, sneezing, coughing.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this is a real. This is a real thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That must be have been uncomfortable.

[Christy Lee]

Had to be now.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry. Did the story say that they solved it?

[Christy Lee]

Botox injections have helped, but, man, that really helps.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's not. It's not permanently fixed.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure. She'll have to get them every now and again. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Botox wears off after.

[Chick McGee]

Any of your friends ever queef?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I don't sleep with my friends.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't all girls have queef contests

[Tom Griswold]

you just want to go to a concert with. With Quee Latifah?

[Pat Godwin]

You really have to ask?

[Chick McGee]

I'd swat away flies.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd be front row with a Gallagher tarp.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Queef me weenie now.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. We have a very interesting plastic surgery story. It comes to us from Asia and it caused a problem in China. We have marijuana. In the the news, we have an interesting Buddhist monk.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know just anybody could become

[Tom Griswold]

a monk, but apparently, yeah, this will make you mad. Oh, yeah, it's ridiculous. Right now, I want to talk to you about something that won't make you mad. It'll make you happy.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of my favorite things. It's the aura frame. Oh, yeah, these are great. It is a picture frame and you load it with digital pictures and. And unlimited photograph, unlimited videos. There's one right behind Josh. There's a photograph of a chick wearing a wig and a nice picture of Josh there with his kitty cat. The point is, you can. And you can load these. You can load these aura frames.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good looking pat and a wig man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that is pat, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

There we all are wearing wigs. The point is the digital frame. The aura frame is a great gift. And get one for yourself too. I got one as soon as we started talking about these. I went and bought free unlimited storage. And the Carver mat frame is the beautiful top of the line. And it's been named number one by wire cutter. You can save on lots of great gifts by visiting auraframes.com and if you use the code my name Tom, you'll get 25 bucks off the Carver Matte frame. You visit auraframes.com and once again, that's a U R auraframes.com you can give one to say your your mom lives in a different state. You can give one to your mom and you can load it remotely whenever you want. And maybe your brothers and sisters can do the same. It's a really cool thing and it's all digital technology. The Carver mat frame from Aura frames a u r auraframes.com the promo code is Tom to knock 25 bucks off the price. Once again, as I said, number one by wirecutter and they're very picky, as you know. Support the Bob and Tom show please by mentioning us when you check out. Once again, Aura. Auraframes.com A great gift and you can load it with all kinds of cool pictures and videos and make it for your office or for your kitchen. Whatever works for you. The aura frame. I'm a big, big fan. Once again, coming up, we have plastic surgery that's incredibly stupid. And we have an attempt to cash in on John Lennon with John Lemmon beer. Get it while you can, folks. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, indeed. There's Pat Godwin. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow. A little sexy bad

[Chick McGee]

my questioning. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Boom.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna return to the news desk with Christy Lee. Have we missed anything?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Yoko Ono is challenging a French craft brewery over its bestselling beer called John Lemon, which I have a problem with, by the way. Ms. Ono argues the beer name and label, which features a caricature of the rock legend with lemon slices in place of where his round sunglasses would be. It's a breach of trademark if she says it's okay. She did not say it was okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a ripoff if you see? Do we have a picture of the bottle? Yeah, look at that.

[Chick McGee]

But it was her.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Shouldn't it be John Lemon? It's French. That's pretty cool, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Well, isn't it her idea? Didn't she approach them?

[Christy Lee]

No, she's suing them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Ariane Picard, owner of the brewery, said it has been selling bottles of the Lemon ginger flavored craft beer for five years before receiving the letter from Ms. Ono's lawyer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then. Yeah, at the bottom it says, get Bach.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's clearly a ripoff.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Picard told the Guardian that after back and forth, the brewery has now agreed to just sell out the remaining stock of 5,000 bottles, but they have to get rid of them before July 1st.

[Tom Griswold]

Better than that Mexican one.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gringo Star.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that one was. Yeah, they also. They have John Lemon and then they made a vodka spritzer, the Don Lemon. I was either gonna go malt liquor or vodka spritzer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. I think you made the right choice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you could go either way.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It could be like a dark version of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

No, a dark beer, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it would be more like.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? No, no, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

No, go right ahead.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I want to see what you're going to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Like. Like a dark Zima.

[Chick McGee]

There it is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Be more.

[Christy Lee]

I thought that character thing looked kind of cool.

[Pat Godwin]

I think so, too. I think she has. No. I mean, I know that they ruled in her favor.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

That's. That's ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it looks just like John Lennon.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a. Yeah, but why? Who cares?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, she owns the rights to the. That.

[Pat Godwin]

To his. His. Look, that's cool. I mean, this thing, even an interpretation like that, I mean, it's sort of rudimentary.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Aren't public figures. Public figures?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you can't. You couldn't come out with a. A Paul Newman.

[Pat Godwin]

I get it. But I mean, what she needs. She wants the $19 that beer's gonna make.

[Tom Griswold]

She just wants to protect her.

[Pat Godwin]

Sir Paulie's girl.

[Chick McGee]

And that's what he landed on, sir. Polygamy.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd rather hear that than Tom's defense of Yoko Ono or.

[Chick McGee]

Or Gringo. What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was a Mexican beer.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you defending Yoko Gringo Star?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, great defense.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody. Nobody defends Yoko for anything. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A humanoid robot has become.

[Tom Griswold]

How about John Watermelon Camp for a. Would you be okay with that?

[Pat Godwin]

First of all,

[Tom Griswold]

a humanoid robot Chuck Berry. Lemonade. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep. I'm sure that you got sent a

[Tom Griswold]

lot of them

[Chick McGee]

coming out his ears. I've got one.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. Entertain. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, not me, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a song.

[Chick McGee]

I'm taking the.

[Christy Lee]

You have a.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have a song about John Lennon? No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A humanoid robot has become a Buddhist monk in South Korea. Al Jazeera reports that in the world's first. The robot named Gabby was ordained ahead of celebrations for Buddha's birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

And welcomed at the Jogi Temple in Seoul. Yogi J O G Y E would be joggy. That would sound terrible. Temple leaders said the ordination of a robot signifies that technology must be used in accordance with the values of compassion, wisdom, and responsibility.

[Tom Griswold]

My minister's a lawnmower. This is ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

New possibilities for the coexistence of humans and technology.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, I just don't know if Buddha would be on board. Boy, it's hard to tell, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

The name Gabby means. Is. Means Buddha. For mercy is Buddha's mercy. Gabby.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, all right.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what it means. Buddhist mercy.

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't know. This is ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Mercy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, admittedly, I know my stapler took a vow of silence. This is. This is so stupid. A robot minister? Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's a monk. He's not a minister. There's a difference.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there is, but odd and silly.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's not going to talk much.

[Tom Griswold]

A religious figure. But it's a robot. Yeah, what's the difference? Why not. Why not have a. Your pencil. A religious figure. I. Makes no difference.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and I think they're taking away from the seriousness of their pursuit.

[Christy Lee]

Chick, you're kind of Buddhist.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you come back as a pencil? I thought you had to come back as a.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a living.

[Christy Lee]

A living thing. Yeah. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can't come back as a robot?

[Chick McGee]

No. Well, no. No. Absolutely not. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Come back as an AI what are you hoping to come back as?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe a Pomeranian.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I was assuming you were gonna go golden retriever.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, puppy dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Nah, he'll probably get spoiled and carried around.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't live very long.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What? Well, this is the first time hearing about that. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to uncheck the Pomeranian box.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you. If you had the choice, would you come back as another human being?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If I had to be another human again, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Male or female?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, male, sure. Yes. Would you come back as a female

[Pat Godwin]

just to try it? See? See what's different?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you get to choose, do you?

[Chick McGee]

Well, hopefully. Well, first of all, my, my IQ would go down about 50 points. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow. Is that what you wanted to hear?

[Chick McGee]

And then if I was a fat chick, I'd have to wear carpenter pants and blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're happy.

[Christy Lee]

Now a growing cosmetic surgery trend in Asia.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Involves so called elf ear surgery.

[Pat Godwin]

This is cosplay to the 10th degree. This has gotten.

[Christy Lee]

The procedure uses hyaluronic acid fillers injected into the ears to make them protrude slightly outward, creating the appearance of a smaller, slimmer face.

[Chick McGee]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Wall Street Journal, the trend began about five years ago after a Chinese influencer shared her experience undergoing surgery to create more prominent pointed ears. The hashtag elfear cosmeticsurgery has since generated more than 780 million views on Chinese social media. There's also a cosmetic surgery procedure called ear cropping or elfing, in which people get pointy elf ears.

[Pat Godwin]

This is huge in the game world and the cosplay world.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it may be huge, but it doesn't always go well, does it?

[Pat Godwin]

I can't imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it? I have a. Does it go away or does it. Is it like Botox where it fades off or does it.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think acid sounds pretty permanent.

[Christy Lee]

It's a filler.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's a filler.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You have to get it put back in.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good question. Then does. Yeah. What it.

[Christy Lee]

The fillers usually are. They just get sucked up by your body after so much time. So that's why women.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's two kinds. There's the ones that they get pointy ears like Spock, I guess, and they're little elf ears. And those stick out.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's considered attractive.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. In that sphere. Fake elf ears and pointy ears are.

[Christy Lee]

There's a gal at my grocery store that has the fake pointy ears stuck on her ears.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, those are. Oh, those aren't. That isn't a surgical thing then.

[Christy Lee]

They're just.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think hers are.

[Pat Godwin]

Now they're actually going to surgery.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know if hers are surgery, but it's cute.

[Pat Godwin]

Mute, you know, like it's. I think it's. It's odd, but.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about now? Would you. What would you think about a cone head?

[Pat Godwin]

Odd. Very. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you do that?

[Pat Godwin]

I can't Even imagine as an adult to elongate your skull.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to mess with your skull.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen the. I've seen the ones where they put the horn, the horns in. Right, right under the skin.

[Pat Godwin]

So it would have to be some metal insert that goes under your skin. I mean, I don't even know could do that.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be really, really weird.

[Chick McGee]

They'd have to work up to it. If they're stretching it out, you have

[Pat Godwin]

to really stretch that skin. In fact, if you're female, you might end up with a goatee.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that gets applause.

[Tom Griswold]

Assuming that it was a woman that had pubic hair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a full bush.

[Christy Lee]

A Chinese woman reportedly suffered facial paralysis after she underwent the elf ear cosmetic surgery. Look, apparently she received filler injections to make her ears protrude outward, as we ADM admitted earlier.

[Chick McGee]

I told you. I heard you.

[Christy Lee]

A blockage near the ear caused nerve damage, leaving her face paralyzed.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll. Yes, I do it all again.

[Christy Lee]

Physicians warn that cosmetic procedures involving the ear can be especially risky because of the area's complex network of nerves and

[Tom Griswold]

blood vessels known as Keebler Palsy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it is a real problem. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the shakes,

[Chick McGee]

Keebler?

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't they the most famous elves? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe anybody would act. But sir, have your ears surgically pointy and sticking out.

[Christy Lee]

I know you don't cosplay, you don't do the games and.

[Chick McGee]

Well, why do you just say go? Yeah, I've seen the horns. That seems reasonable.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it doesn't seem reasonable. It seems ridiculous.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. This is very odd to us. We're not part of that.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'd like to get a job that doesn't have health insurance. I have horns built into my head. That's what that just shouts to me. Okay, never mind.

[Christy Lee]

Couldn't you wear a hat at your interview?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So. Ever take your hat off? You can't ask. You can't ask me that.

[Christy Lee]

Nicotine is undergoing a so called health rebrand thanks to a variety of social media influencers.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

The New York Times reports that a new wave of influencers are promoting nicotine patches, gums, lozenges and pouches as health products, claiming the compound can reverse Alzheimer's, protect against Parkinson's, increase cognitive function and potentially even help you live longer.

[Tom Griswold]

So a nicotine patch might help you quit smoking? Yeah, but the nicotine itself is.

[Christy Lee]

And, well, biohacking influencer Dave Asprey.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he.

[Christy Lee]

A doctor has called it One of Mother Nature's cognitive enhancers.

[Tom Griswold]

Douchebag.

[Christy Lee]

With other proponents saying that nicotine is a natural product and that it boosts productivity.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a natural product. You know what else is natural? Asbestos. I'm not going to huff it.

[Christy Lee]

Focus and increases male vitality. Doctors say many influencers claims exaggerate the evidence around nicotine. Potential uses.

[Chick McGee]

I've always heard that nicotine can calm you down. And it can also give you a kick in the pants if you need it. It's the only drug that does that.

[Pat Godwin]

What's it categorized? Is it as an upper or a downer?

[Chick McGee]

Well, see, that's. That's what they don't. They. They can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Cash cow.

[Christy Lee]

Doctors warn it is known to pose health risks such as increasing the risk of dependency. Heart disease.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, Josh, I read this book about Lewis and Clark work.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's a wonderful moment.

[Christy Lee]

Exasperating existing heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Historical evidence.

[Chick McGee]

They're sped up because they need their

[Tom Griswold]

tobacco, you know, so do you ever watch Mad Men?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

You got another story to go. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

The smoking doctor. Yeah, the gynecologist. Smoking. Examining the pregnant.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember when she went to see a psychiatrist and the psychiatrist called Don and told him what was up with his wife instead of calling her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, those were the days.

[Pat Godwin]

Better times. I mean, different times.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. I mean, for example, what are the Zinn.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Zin pouch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those. I mean, they can help you quit smoking, but the nicotine itself, no one's gonna say, you know, you don't smoke, but why do you start sucking on nicotine? Need to help your health.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, apparently we have a call.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a Rapid Time Show?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, this is Todd with Beverage Inc. Hi, Todd.

[Pat Godwin]

How are you, sir?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, good. I'm promoting a new product.

[Pat Godwin]

I was wondering what you think of it.

[Chick McGee]

It's a bubbly toilet water.

[Pat Godwin]

Bubbly toilet water?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, with a touch of snooty and a hint of pretension. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called Tom Fiswald.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

How many cases would you like?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like at least two.

[Chick McGee]

Put me down for two.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a handsome guy in the bottle. My sideburns, they're on their way. Okay, thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

On their way again.

[Tom Griswold]

Just because they say something is natural. Yeah, as I said. Yeah, so is asbestos, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna. I'm gonna huff it.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder if they meant that it was naturally produced in some amounts in the body for some reason, nicotine Right, Right. There was something about that sentence that sort of suggested.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, again, it's a sentence from a so called influence.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, doctors are going, hey, hey, hey,

[Christy Lee]

there's something to this, but you are

[Pat Godwin]

exaggerating it big time.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Which happens all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Somebody will take one small thing and run with it.

[Pat Godwin]

Are tomatoes killing you? No. But there is. They are a nightshade. And there's a slight bit of poison in them that we can't even detect.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if you went to the doctor for your annual physical? Said, I'll tell you what time you're doing. Okay. I think you should start smoking Marlboros. I recommend Marlboro Reds.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You would get a second in the

[Tom Griswold]

hard pack because I. You're feeling pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

You're muddying.

[Pat Godwin]

We are not defending these people.

[Christy Lee]

But you're muddying the water because that's smoking. That's totally different than just doing nicotine straight up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, true.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I know. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think. Think it's idiotic.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As soon as I see the word influencer, I'm out. Generally speaking now I will be influenced in the world of home security by Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee. Kristy Lee. What do you got coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have marijuana in the news. A lady spills her marijuana clavicular. Have you heard of that?

[Pat Godwin]

That relating to the collarbone?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're gonna find out about it. It's an influencer. That's exactly right, Chick. More influencers in the news.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a looks maxer, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure is.

[Pat Godwin]

Those guys right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's. You're pronouncing wrong. It's douche mess.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you need at Bob and Tom. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Indy 500.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's over there with guitar in hand. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick, you treated everybody to donuts this morning. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You're more than welcome.

[Christy Lee]

There's one hole.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think you've got three.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

I know what I'm doing here.

[Pat Godwin]

Only one is glazed.

[Tom Griswold]

We're open.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't you worry, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I blame you. Hello, Tom, I've been doing some homework.

[Pat Godwin]

The other one's cream filled.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I didn't. Was not familiar with this, but I just heard you before the break. Drake mentioned clavicular. This guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you said he's a proponent of something called looks maxing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is a.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like awkward

[Tom Griswold]

word if there ever was one. And I looked up what it was.

[Pat Godwin]

It can get brutal.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like a Zoolander thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

It says, not specifically a gay phenomenon, but prominent in gay male online spaces. It's about fitness, grooming, fashion, physical attractiveness, skin care, jawline training.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what that is? They beat their jaws with hammers so that when they break, they'll heal up in a stronger way. So they. Everybody wants. A lot of guys want that mat life.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Strong jawline.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really stupid.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, there might be other ways, but that's one of the ones that gets a lot of press.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy's name is Clavicular? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's facing charges after allegedly shooting an alligator. Brandon Eric Peters is his real name. I Bet he hates was streaming a boat ride through the Florida Everglades along with two other influencers when the group came upon an alligator. Which you're gonna do in the Everglades.

[Pat Godwin]

You are. And aren't we all? In this case, three influencers go on a airboat. We're all rooting for alligators.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Mr. Peters, 20. Andrew Morales, 22, known as Cuban Tarzan.

[Pat Godwin]

Cuban Tarzan.

[Christy Lee]

We're seen in the video brandishing handguns and firing multiple shots at the animal.

[Chick McGee]

Don't call me hey. Don't call me Mort. Call me Cuban Tarzan.

[Christy Lee]

The viral video prompted the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, leading to the trio's arrest for discharge of a firearm in a public place case. Mr. Peters has stirred up controversy and criticism from medical professionals over his streams where he talks about using medications such as I don't know what. This is Deuceride and Minoxidil to enhance his looks. As part of that looks.

[Tom Griswold]

Minoxidil is the stuff for growing that.

[Christy Lee]

I know what that is, but I don't know what.

[Chick McGee]

How do you break your own jaw?

[Pat Godwin]

I know how. Do you have the willpower?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for jawline. I'll tell you what. The cheeks.

[Pat Godwin]

And he used cheekbones, the zygomatic.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, if he goes to prison, nothing sharpens the jawline like a. Two or three months as a prison.

[Pat Godwin]

I would think so. Especially if one who doesn't listen.

[Christy Lee]

This guy is even taking meth as a stimulant to lose weight.

[Pat Godwin]

Keep it up, man.

[Tom Griswold]

This is called. Okay, what is he calls himself Clavicular.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get it. Is that clavicle? Isn't. The clavicle is right here. This bone by your neck or collarbone?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's considered sexy.

[Christy Lee]

Sexy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, oh, boy. What's the other drug, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

D U. I'll spell it for you, Josh, because I've never heard of it. D U, T A, S T E R I D E, D. That sounds

[Tom Griswold]

like a better pronunciation, but I have no idea what it is.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was D U, C, K. S A, U, S, C, E. That's duck sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

It's another hair loss. Potentially another hair loss.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's D I, C, K. Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, looks Max.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They need a better word.

[Christy Lee]

You hate that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they need. This whole thing needs to go away.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Somebody name it. Let's.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is another description of it. Very broad. Methods used to improve appearance ranging from benign practices such as skin care routines to extreme interventions. Invasive cosmetic surgery. Surgery in the use of anabolic steroids.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no good.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes called the men as movement.

[Christy Lee]

Is it really the what?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just made that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, oh, wait, you had me.

[Chick McGee]

I was like, whoa, that sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

And this guy's also been arrested for another issue, apparently clavicular Dude.

[Pat Godwin]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

So, okay, if you're wondering, I wasn't familiar with him. Good luck. I never heard of them until two minutes ago. Well, thank you very much. I certainly appreciate it. Once again, by the way, we're looking for some, if you have any old pictures of the old days of this show or even the present days. A bunch of the photographs that we had were lost in a literally in a flood at a storage facility by our former photographer. So if you have any old pictures. So we'd love to see them if you can take the time and trouble to email them to us or just get in touch with us at Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com we'd love to see. We're kind of trying to build up a little museum of some of the old photographs that we'll post on our website. Thanks again for joining us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. You can't reason with the sun. Trust us, we've tried. This summer, it's time to put that angry ball of fire on mute. Columbia's Omnishade technology is engineered to protect

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