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Chick McGee
It's the bob and tom show.
Tom Griswold
Are you tired of that impersonal, annoying voice on your GPS navigation system? They simply bark out driving directions at you for hours on end.
Pat Godwin
Turn left on New Milford Road west.
Tom Griswold
Well, Pergamol Electronics has a whole new way to travel with someone who really cares about you. This is momstar. To show you just how great momstar works, we installed it in the Bob and Tom radio station band. Let's listen in to see how they liked it. Okay. Hello? Hello, Navigator? I need directions to the closest Starbucks. Starbucks?
Chick McGee
Sweetie, don't you think you've had enough caffeine today?
Tom Griswold
You should get some rest. I'll just program the way directly to your house for nap time. Uh, no. I have a million things to do. Fine. I can skip Starbucks, program the route to the studio.
Chick McGee
I have a few songs I've got
Tom Griswold
to finish working on. Ah, ah, ah. All work and no play makes Tommy a dull boy. You've been working so hard all week. How about a nice afternoon movie?
Christy Lee
It looks like that romantic comedy is playing at the Cineplex.
Tom Griswold
I'll just put that as your destination movie. No way. I'm too busy for that.
Christy Lee
Yes, I know, dear.
Tom Griswold
You're very busy and very important. So let's go to the bank and the gas station first. You got those locations programmed?
Christy Lee
Of course I do, dear. However, there's an armored car at the bank and a tanker truck at the gas station. Is that okay?
Tom Griswold
Uh, no. Skip em.
Chick McGee
Both.
Tom Griswold
Those are very dangerous situations. Listen, Tom, I'm gonna take you on a little detour to Dr. Friedrich'. He's a very good therapist and I think he can help you. I don't need therapy. I need coffee. Now just turn up left here. Dr. Friedrichs is on the. I really don't think I said turn left. Yes, ma'. Am. No one knows you like your mom, Star.
Chick McGee
Alrighty, navigator. I've got a big afternoon planned. Get me to the liquor store, bus station, the pharmacy and the nearest drive thru burger joint.
Christy Lee
Oh, honey, that's no good.
Tom Griswold
I programmed a drive straight to the gym. We'll be there in five minutes.
Chick McGee
Mind your own business, lady.
Tom Griswold
Look, there's a drugstore right over there.
Chick McGee
I don't need no directions.
Tom Griswold
You don't need an entire case of hand lotion either. Now just get in the right lane and hit the gym. Okay, sweetie?
Chick McGee
No, I don't want to go to the gym.
Tom Griswold
Honey, do you need a hug?
Chick McGee
Yeah, maybe.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well, I need you to shut up and do what I tell you to do.
Pat Godwin
Yes, ma'. Am.
Tom Griswold
The new Monstar navigation system from Frigamol Electronics. She'll tell you where to go, how to go, when to go, why to go. Don't you think this bit has gone out long enough? Be the shop and get back to work now.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Wow. It's as if someone listened to my therapy appointment on Friday. Anyway. Hello, hello, hello, and hello to you. It's the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin over there.
Pat Godwin
Hello.
Chick McGee
Hello, indeed. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee. And here he is, nonetheless discombobulated. It's Tom. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
If combo related is word, I think I'm okay.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
I'm in good shape over here, so I want to alert all drivers. Just check and make sure you're going the correct direction. I say that because twice yesterday my driving was interrupted by someone going the wrong way down a one way street right at me.
Pat Godwin
Oh, my.
Tom Griswold
One of them. A more or less major thoroughfare.
Pat Godwin
Yikes.
Tom Griswold
I'm driving along going, I wonder what that. What's that guy doing?
Chick McGee
See, this is. This goes to my point. I've been, I've been trying to make point. Somebody should follow him around with a camera, maybe two guys and just, just, just keep an eye on him. And I would watch that.
Tom Griswold
I know I'm going the right way. Well, I'm sure I got a guy.
Chick McGee
I'm absolutely sure. You are he okay? I'm not absolutely sure, but yes, according to you.
Tom Griswold
Well, no, he. You're going the right way eventually. Bowled over. Going over a curb, man. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh. You ever seen the people get stuck on the median?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Oh, man. How do you get off that how
Christy Lee
do you do that?
Tom Griswold
That's rough. On the undercarriage of the car.
Chick McGee
Your muffler, your U joint.
Christy Lee
I saw my first car fire yesterday. Oh, it was awful. I mean, it, like, just happened. I came up. It was on 65 coming home from Chicago, and the people were all out. There were a couple of their cars stopped behind it, and people were all milling about, so I'm assuming everyone was out of the car. But it was blazing.
Chick McGee
Look at that. Some bitch burned.
Christy Lee
Wow. It was scary.
Tom Griswold
I've only seen it once.
Christy Lee
I've never seen it before.
Pat Godwin
I've seen it with a car and I've seen it with a semi.
Christy Lee
Really?
Pat Godwin
And it was. It was fairly terrifying.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
The house across the street from me when I was a kid, burned out.
Christy Lee
No.
Pat Godwin
Oh, geez.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I'll show them.
Pat Godwin
You know what? You were giving them enough hints, hadn't you?
Chick McGee
That's exactly right. I said, hey, pick on the neighborhood fat kid. You get what you get. Okay.
Christy Lee
But in life, when you see something that you usually just see in movies and you see it in real life, it's like there's that jolt. Like, oh, my God.
Pat Godwin
It hits you weird.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's the way fire does for me.
Tom Griswold
Oh, well, I hope everybody's again. I hope you're driving the right way down the proper streets. I'm just saying.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
I've seen that on the interstate one time.
Tom Griswold
Twice on the same day. That's scary.
Christy Lee
Guy was trying to get on the interstate on the exit ramp.
Pat Godwin
How would he know where we're going?
Chick McGee
Thank you.
Christy Lee
Right. A beer.
Tom Griswold
Well, now, welcome to the program. Everybody's okay. Everyone had a good weekend?
Pat Godwin
Yes. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there.
Christy Lee
Perfect Mother's Day.
Chick McGee
Oh, you mothers.
Christy Lee
They sent me back a couple grand, but that's okay.
Chick McGee
What? How does that happen?
Tom Griswold
You're the mother in question here.
Christy Lee
I know, but I had to go get a hotel room and I had to pay for some dinners, and we had to go shopping.
Chick McGee
That's hardly. Oh.
Pat Godwin
Oh.
Chick McGee
Where'd you shop?
Christy Lee
Michigan Avenue. Forgot how great the shoe department at Nordstrom is in Chicago.
Chick McGee
Absolutely.
Christy Lee
Oh, chick, you should shop.
Chick McGee
The one in New York City. New York City. Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Good shopping.
Chick McGee
Okay, Good shopping time. You like to shop, don't you?
Tom Griswold
Particularly.
Christy Lee
How was your weekend? I saw you into a concert.
Tom Griswold
Great.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Terrific.
Chick McGee
Cowboy hat concert. Exciting.
Tom Griswold
I went to see Morgan Wallen.
Chick McGee
The whole family sold out.
Tom Griswold
Two stadium shows over the weekend. It was a great show.
Christy Lee
Are you familiar with his work?
Tom Griswold
Not especially. I spent all day yesterday catching up with it.
Chick McGee
Are you familiar with getting one crowd out and another crowd in at a stadium?
Tom Griswold
I'll tell you what, though. I did, I learned something interesting. I. Besides, musically, I have discovered that I love a stadium hot dog. And I think I figured out why they're so good.
Chick McGee
Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey. Hear them out. Go ahead.
Tom Griswold
And I thought the same thing was true at a recent arena show. The hot dogs are wrapped in foil. And I'm not sure the physics of this or. I think it's because they're wrapped in foil. The buns get nice and sort of steamed.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah, that's a good. That's a good thing.
Tom Griswold
I think I could have done down, I don't know, 10 of those hot dogs.
Chick McGee
A lot of people sleep on the buns. Don't do that. Grill them if you're outside.
Pat Godwin
And almost as important.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Pat Godwin
As the dog itself.
Chick McGee
Absolutely. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And the concert was also great. There were some various revelations there.
Pat Godwin
I. Oh.
Tom Griswold
But then I spent the whole next day listening to.
Christy Lee
So you liked it?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, well, yeah, I loved it.
Chick McGee
You ever put your hot dog in a bun, by the way? You know what I mean?
Pat Godwin
Answer the man.
Chick McGee
Hot dog in a bun. Are you talking about hot dog?
Tom Griswold
Repeatedly thrusting.
Chick McGee
How about.
Tom Griswold
I'm sorry, wait a minute. I. I was passing out there.
Chick McGee
Put a hot dog in the old upper deck.
Pat Godwin
Now that you've seen Morgan Wallen, are you considering now going to a country show?
Tom Griswold
There was one really cool. There was one really cool thing that he said he was pleased to be here because. And this is a. I think it was 55, 000 people each night, two nights in a row.
Pat Godwin
There's no accounting for taste.
Tom Griswold
But, yeah, it was great. But he said the first show he ever sold out was at a bar here in town called the Eight Second Saloon. Sure. He was just. He just wanted to say hi to everybody.
Christy Lee
That's cool.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
In that. Actually, I know someone who was at that show, so it's quite a difference. You see them with whatever, 600 people. Then you see him with 55,000.
Chick McGee
You never went with us on the. I think Christy did, though, the limousine on New Year's Eve. We'd go from bar to bar to bar. I did that one year.
Christy Lee
No, I don't think I ever did that.
Chick McGee
Eight Second Saloon was one of the stops.
Christy Lee
I have been to Eight Second Saloon a few times.
Chick McGee
Then we went to the Raz.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Boy, oh, boy.
Tom Griswold
Nice, fine bars. Well, coming up in the news, you'll Be glad to know David Rush is back.
Christy Lee
I didn't know he was gone.
Tom Griswold
Well, we haven't heard from him for a while. Oh, he's been working on some other stuff, but he's got a great new world record.
Chick McGee
Or stupid.
Tom Griswold
We have another weird plastic surgery in the news.
Chick McGee
Man, I watched that show. Botched.
Christy Lee
No.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Why?
Chick McGee
The best part of it, whoever comes in, the doctor looks at him and they're, you know, a lot of times hideously disfigured. And the doctor goes, so why'd you come to see me today? I don't know how he doesn't burst out laugh.
Pat Godwin
Right. Right.
Tom Griswold
Do you know what a. This is a peculiar surgery called a canth. Sorry? A can. Faux pal. Well, this is really hard. Canthoplasty.
Pat Godwin
Canthoplasty.
Chick McGee
No, I. I don't.
Tom Griswold
It's also known as the cat's eye lift. Lifting the outer corners of the eyes for a more dramatic, exotic shape.
Chick McGee
Ah, that's a bad. That, to me, is one of the signals that they've had plastic surgery when their eyes kind of go up.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. There was a lady in the row behind us at the concert that had that generic face. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Her face is too tight.
Tom Griswold
You don't know, the one where they get the big implants and the lips, like they've been hit in the face with an oar and. Yeah. They. This replacement.
Chick McGee
I've been thinking about getting the lip injections. That's what I really. Yeah. Yeah.
Christy Lee
It's not that they get thin as you get older.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
I don't know what that is.
Tom Griswold
But now here's something you can get.
Chick McGee
Would you kiss me then, Josh?
Pat Godwin
Oh, you know what? I'd kiss you now.
Chick McGee
Oh, boy.
Tom Griswold
They do something. You can create a six pack with something called high def lipo sculpture.
Pat Godwin
That's odd, isn't it?
Tom Griswold
A fake six pack.
Chick McGee
Is it like shading and.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. I mean, we all have a six pack. It's just hidden by.
Pat Godwin
Sure.
Tom Griswold
Various. Various sizes of blubber.
Chick McGee
Blubber.
Tom Griswold
But this is my favorite palm line surgery.
Chick McGee
No, because you want to get rid
Christy Lee
of the lines on your palm Better.
Chick McGee
Embarrassed when you get your palm read exactly.
Tom Griswold
An electrical scalpel is to create artificial palm lines for people who are not happy with their palm readings.
Pat Godwin
That doesn't count.
Chick McGee
And. And nobody would ever see that. Unless you won't want them to.
Tom Griswold
If you've got that kind of time and money. Hagen.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. You're.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Go help.
Tom Griswold
Go help poor people, for God's sake.
Chick McGee
Well, I. I Miss the pain. I've got to have some work done.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Chick McGee
How about my palms plus?
Pat Godwin
That doesn't count.
Tom Griswold
Okay. And then when we come back, I'll explain what poker talks is. You're, you're going to be quite surprised. Oh, by the way, there is dimple. There is dimple plasti. Oh, yeah, that one's, that one's sort of obvious as to what that is. But right now, Christy Lee, you were driving back from Chi Town.
Christy Lee
Yes, in my Hyundai.
Tom Griswold
Aha.
Christy Lee
Yes. My Tucson hybrid with amazing gas mileage. It was very efficient. In fact, I got up there back on a 1 tank of gas. Whoa, that sound. Yes. America's best warranty, too. Oh, and a Santa Fe hybrid drove by me. It was all blacked out. You know those really cool. Oh, yeah, everything was black on it. It was so cool. You might want to be cool, too, in a Santa Fe hybrid. A lot of power and it'll go off roading for you. It's kind of like having your cake and eating it, too. Hybrids from Hyundai, get the best of both worlds by visiting your local Hyundai dealer. Go to HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details. Hyundai.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. Chris Steeley, One tank.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Wow. Good for you.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That's amazing. When we come back, poker talks in the news and some exciting stuff coming up. We have a exciting story for Mr. Greg Warren, who I don't think will be our guest today, but we may have to wake him up and tell him about this. And then, fans of the pit, a Noah Wiley in the news in a very positive, cool way that I think you might enjoy. And that's such a great show. I'm certainly enjoying that one now. I hope you enjoy this one. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.
Pat Godwin
My name is David Goss and I'm
Chick McGee
joined by my co host Megan Klinenberg.
Christy Lee
And now we're giving people an inside look at the World Cup.
Tom Griswold
Time's ticking. I think you can feel the intensity.
Chick McGee
All the guys are wanting to really
Tom Griswold
stake their claim and they want to
Chick McGee
be on that World cup roster.
Tom Griswold
There's no doubt about it.
Chick McGee
Hosting the World cup on home soil
Tom Griswold
comes with its pressures.
Chick McGee
But we're just really excited just as the people are.
Christy Lee
The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel.
Jess Hooker
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Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.
Christy Lee
Hi.
Chick McGee
She's at the news center. There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hey, Chick. Hey, Pat.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold.
Pat Godwin
Hi.
Chick McGee
Hi, indeed. And there's Ace Cosby. Hello. Hello. I'm Chick McGee and. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick McGee.
Chick McGee
I have an update for you.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, go ahead.
Chick McGee
Your weekend was jam packed, including a concert.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it was great.
Chick McGee
You went to see Morgan Wall? I. I guess Caitlin Clark came out.
Tom Griswold
They brought him out. The walk on thing, the backstage. He does that for all of his shows. He does. It was very cool. The crowd went nuts.
Chick McGee
Okay. Oh, I bet.
Tom Griswold
So, I mean, two sold out shows at a stadium. That's amazing.
Chick McGee
But you know what? There's some backlash for Caitlyn coming out last night. She had to leave the game, I think twice to get her back adjusted, and then the fever didn't win that game.
Tom Griswold
I'm not sure that that may have been taped anyway. Oh, yeah, I'm not sure it was live.
Pat Godwin
Boy, she cannot win.
Christy Lee
Nope.
Chick McGee
No, no, she can't. Exactly.
Christy Lee
Right?
Tom Griswold
They were very happy. People have nothing to do in their lives. They're pissed about meaningless crap.
Chick McGee
So she didn't come out on. She didn't come out on stage?
Tom Griswold
No, no, there was a really funny backstage. God, who? I just saw somebody else.
Pat Godwin
Is it him, like, making his way to the stage? Yeah, I always like videos like that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, there's a whole bunch of those lately.
Christy Lee
He's known for this.
Tom Griswold
Jimmy Buffett kind of started that whole thing where he'd have his crew out with the parrot heads at the tailgating and then. Yeah, but this is one of those things where it's backstage and they had a real funny thing where he comes and he's. You know, I think it's obviously filmed, but he's. He's talking to the production guy and it's a huge production. Pyrotechnics and huge screens. Of course, he's pretending he doesn't know what he's doing. He goes, what does this button do? Boom. And it shoots off a bunch of stuff.
Pat Godwin
Oh, like live.
Tom Griswold
Live.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that's fun.
Tom Griswold
So funny. But yeah, there was a thing with Caitlin Clark. He's done it with other.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I think the first night of the weekend, he didn't have a guest during his walk on and people were a little shocked.
Tom Griswold
Calm down, everybody.
Christy Lee
I know. I'm just telling you, that's one of his things.
Chick McGee
I'll tell you what, I went and he didn't have no walk out, by the way.
Tom Griswold
I tell you what. Was out a lot of boobs.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah. There were a lot of.
Tom Griswold
There are a lot of ladies that barely forgot to wear half their clothes.
Chick McGee
A lot of lovely ladies out there
Tom Griswold
tonight, but I'm complaining.
Chick McGee
For Tom to notice, they must have been on display.
Tom Griswold
But I had my girls with me and our cowboy hats.
Pat Godwin
It was a great photo you sent us.
Christy Lee
It was a great photo.
Chick McGee
Did anybody in your party or in your cast, as he introduces his family, refers to him as the cast, did they notice boops being out during the concert?
Tom Griswold
Oh, I doubt it.
Chick McGee
I mean, no. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Just walk, you know, walking around and just know you see things.
Pat Godwin
Sure.
Chick McGee
It's a great.
Tom Griswold
That's what. It's. Whatever you're into. Whatever kind of music. It's always fun to see your fellow. The ladies and the gents that like the same stuff.
Christy Lee
Concert goers. Yes.
Tom Griswold
And they're kind of. Everybody's kind of in their costume in a way.
Chick McGee
Sure.
Tom Griswold
Wherever you go.
Chick McGee
Dressing up to go out. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I want to say special thanks to the lady that let my girls cut into the merch line. That was so sweet. She just goes, oh, look, these little girls don't have to wait here.
Chick McGee
Go ahead.
Pat Godwin
Oh, nice.
Chick McGee
And then five or six people behind her. What the hell you think you're doing?
Tom Griswold
I wasn't. I wasn't there. I would have. But again, the hot dogs. Delightful.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, man. A stadium arena dog.
Tom Griswold
But I think I said this really just great. I think when they wrap those hot dogs in the foil and let them sit for a while, they're even better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like spaghetti the next day. I'm not sure what the. The physics of this is.
Chick McGee
Why. Why can't we have hot dogs for breakfast? Isn't it time?
Pat Godwin
You know, aren't they sausage? Yes, we can have sausage.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
They put eggs on hamburgers.
Tom Griswold
Well, thanks, Obama. Who's responsible.
Chick McGee
I knew he was.
Pat Godwin
Michelle, maybe.
Tom Griswold
Is that the elder George Bush? Was he the one that.
Pat Godwin
The elder George Bush and Michelle Obama
Tom Griswold
or was it Clinton? I can't remember who.
Chick McGee
Either Obama or Dick Cheney. I know that.
Pat Godwin
Or one of those.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
I mean, they were so. They were fast friends. So who's this?
Tom Griswold
My favorite new song, by the way, is. Is a tune that he sang called 20 Cigarettes. Christy, I'm gonna have to play it for you. You will love that.
Christy Lee
Oh, really?
Tom Griswold
It's great. There's a whole bunch of great stuff. But it was fun. Big event. A lot of people and having a good time, so. And only saw one fight.
Christy Lee
Fight.
Chick McGee
Could you ascertain what?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Men or women?
Tom Griswold
I don't know. I believe the word intoxicated may have played a role.
Chick McGee
Here's the punchline. Yeah. Some lady let these two kids cut, man. There was a melee that broke out.
Tom Griswold
But here's what kind of a great weekend I had yesterday evening. I. Mother's Day, obviously.
Christy Lee
So he cooked for Kelly.
Tom Griswold
No.
Chick McGee
Attaboy.
Tom Griswold
But we got it to go. We had cooked all weekend long.
Chick McGee
We just.
Tom Griswold
We decided. We did a pretty long weekend. But I went to get some to go food. And the restaurant is near a trail walking trail that's very crowded in a downtown area. And I took one of my dogs with me and we. We had to park kind of far away. So we're walking parallel to the trail and my dog is losing his mind because there are so many smells for all these dog. He's going crazy. And I realized I don't have a poop bag. And when he goes. This is. I can just see his mind going, oh, I better leave a little something here for my friends.
Christy Lee
I see. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And I don't. I don't want to be that guy.
Chick McGee
Do you think that is.
Christy Lee
Like they have them along that trail, though. I think they.
Tom Griswold
Well, I did. All I know is I looked down on the ground and there was a poop bag.
Pat Godwin
No kidding.
Tom Griswold
Get a little gift from above. Which I was able to. What a perfect ev.
Pat Godwin
He just dumped the poop out that was in it and then used it for your dog.
Tom Griswold
I rubbed it on my face and then I.
Chick McGee
Do you think in the dog world it's much like taking a bottle of wine to a party?
Pat Godwin
Maybe. Yeah. We got to show up with something.
Chick McGee
I gotta show up.
Tom Griswold
Remember the commercial where the guy would
Chick McGee
pull up to you, pal, take a
Tom Griswold
crap, pull up on the Rolls Royce. Jeffrey Gray Poupon.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
It was sort of like if you ever had to. I've actually had this happen also in the neighborhood. Had someone bum a poop bag from me. I go heavily armed. I never leave with fewer than four.
Chick McGee
Did he go, can I borrow? Of course.
Tom Griswold
But I mean, what. What a glorious bit of luck.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
What would you. You'd have had to leave it.
Tom Griswold
Oh, God. I'd get a stick or something. But it's. This is. There are dozens of people walking by.
Christy Lee
I know exactly what you're talking.
Chick McGee
You know what you should do? Put the stick in and a little pennant on top of it. Poop. Poop.
Christy Lee
Market.
Tom Griswold
Like the bullets at a crime scene. Right.
Chick McGee
Maybe poop.
Pat Godwin
Sorry.
Tom Griswold
Sorry about the poop But I've never seen this dog go so crazy.
Pat Godwin
Huh?
Tom Griswold
He just. I mean, it was this, this, this wonderful. I have read dozens and dozens of sense of that.
Chick McGee
You should absolutely let them smell when they go out. Yes. Because a lot of people, you know, come on, get away.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no.
Chick McGee
He was away from that mailbox.
Tom Griswold
He was huffing the ground, having such a good time.
Pat Godwin
I always love it when people walk by my. If I'm on the porch and people are walking by with their dogs and they, they're, they're always like. Some people are, oh, come on, come on, come on. And I think it's because I'm sitting there.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
No, let them do whatever they want. It's a joy watching your dogs in my yard.
Chick McGee
No, I mean, most people pick it up. Are you sitting there with your, your giant wheel that you have your sharpening stone to.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Chick McGee
My whetstone to sharpen that cleaver that you keep in the back.
Pat Godwin
Now it is, I guess, is that intimidating.
Tom Griswold
I walk by your house. It is.
Chick McGee
I think it might be now.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I promise I would.
Chick McGee
Oh, my God. Let's go.
Tom Griswold
We were talking about unusual plastic surgeries and we have another one coming up today that's very weird. In Russia, I mentioned palm line surgery in which an electric scalpel is used to create artificial palm lines for people who aren't happy with their palm readings. Again, I think that should be next to a psychiatry office. Yeah, that's a problem. If you come in for that, you may want to talk to a professional that can understand how insane you are.
Pat Godwin
We'd all love longer, love lines, but come on.
Tom Griswold
Now, there is a surgery, a surgical procedure called poker tox.
Pat Godwin
Poker tox?
Tom Griswold
Botox and facial filler used to manipulate the appearance of poker players to eliminate so called tells.
Pat Godwin
No way. That's interesting.
Chick McGee
Oh, I thought they made your poker longer, if you know what I mean.
Pat Godwin
Usually.
Chick McGee
And my poker needs straighten.
Tom Griswold
Don't you love the, love the bit where the dog's playing poker. When he gets a good hand, his tail starts wagging. That's. That's such a classic tell.
Pat Godwin
It's gotta be.
Chick McGee
I said it before, I'll say it again. The finest start in the history of the world. Dogs Playing poker. No doubt about it.
Pat Godwin
Looks just like dogs playing poker, doesn't it?
Chick McGee
Yep.
Tom Griswold
This one is pretty obvious. Umbilical plasti.
Christy Lee
Oh, it's got something to do with your belly button.
Tom Griswold
Modifying the appearance of the belly button.
Pat Godwin
I can see that. There are some that are terrible. There are some outies Cabbage Patch doll.
Tom Griswold
Get rid of that now. Also dimple plasti looks like a fillet
Chick McGee
hanging out of it.
Tom Griswold
The adding. The adding of artificial dimples.
Christy Lee
Oh you can do that.
Tom Griswold
Remember Michael Jackson had a cleft put in his chin.
Pat Godwin
They don't look the dimple plasti I have seen. And it's not that convincing. They haven't perfected that.
Christy Lee
My dimples turned into a crater. It just gets deeper.
Pat Godwin
I've seen this gets cuter and cuter.
Tom Griswold
This is in the category of body modification. I can barely say this without grabbing my tongue splitting.
Chick McGee
That's very popular.
Pat Godwin
What? It's more popular than you would think. Now when we say very popular. What? But. But there's more of it out there than you think.
Tom Griswold
Now presumably that would affect one's speech.
Pat Godwin
It doesn't seem to. And then there are people online who can. They almost. It's like having two tongues. They can move them different ways.
Chick McGee
Oh God.
Pat Godwin
There are guys who don't mind when their girlfriends get that done. I think I would.
Chick McGee
That's what grizzlies like.
Pat Godwin
This is what we were trying to avoid.
Christy Lee
They just said that it didn't affect their.
Tom Griswold
I doubt it.
Chick McGee
Go ahead.
Tom Griswold
All of these. All of these are insane.
Pat Godwin
It does. You would think that you would. You'd have to practice having now a split tongue. Wouldn't you?
Chick McGee
How would you practice?
Pat Godwin
You're right. It's got to change your whistle game.
Christy Lee
Oh yeah.
Chick McGee
I've always heard that.
Tom Griswold
Wouldn't it?
Chick McGee
The two fastest healing parts on your body are your tongue and your anus.
Pat Godwin
Could be.
Tom Griswold
I'm not really.
Christy Lee
Find out.
Chick McGee
That's what I've.
Tom Griswold
I know. I've always heard that if they're used at the same time. Let's just move on here. Devil horn implants is something you could get.
Chick McGee
Once again very popular.
Tom Griswold
Subdermal implants. Not very.
Chick McGee
Think how bad they think. A badass I'd be with a serpent tongue and two horns coming out of my forehead.
Pat Godwin
Be awesome.
Tom Griswold
Once again. That makes a statement.
Chick McGee
I'd start loving the lady.
Tom Griswold
The statement is I will never have a job that has health care.
Chick McGee
Would it throw you if I came in here with devil horns coming out of my forehead?
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Pat Godwin
You doing something new?
Christy Lee
Dyeing your hair? Lose some wigs?
Tom Griswold
I will. I will quote. I will quote Ed Asner in a certain made for TV movie of 40 or 50 years ago.
Chick McGee
Oh yeah.
Tom Griswold
I hope it was worth it.
Chick McGee
Yeah. We had somebody on staff. I think it was Jess Hooker that had the piercer nose. And there Was decorative stud coming out of it. And you, you were just mystified by it so much so she had it removed.
Tom Griswold
I didn't say anything negative. I just.
Chick McGee
Well, you can go a long way with just a look. You know that, right?
Pat Godwin
Even a compliment.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Hey, nice nose stud.
Pat Godwin
Wow.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Did you pay to do that? The pet stores open on the weekends. Huh?
Tom Griswold
Coming up, we have more unusual surgeries in the news. And another bizarre trend. This. I don't know who's doing this one. It's called ball maxing. I'll let you think about that.
Pat Godwin
I hope it's exactly what it sounds.
Chick McGee
I am always embarrassed by how small my testicles are.
Pat Godwin
Interesting.
Tom Griswold
And ball maxing may be for you. They say it's the latest thing in the quote unquote manosphere. Boy, there must be. We must have a shortage of psychiatrists out there. We got to get people sorted out. Now it's time for us to get to our mailbag. Do you have anything over there?
Chick McGee
That's right. Emails from our listeners. And this one goes like, Dear Bob and Tom show. Hello, Chick. You mentioned this band last week. I hadn't heard their name in forever. Then you mentioned them. And I see that there is a date coming up in central Ohio for Phil Dirt and the Dozers. That's right. Coming up on June 6th.
Pat Godwin
Oh, right on.
Chick McGee
At a place called Buckeye Lake in central Ohio.
Tom Griswold
Now, is it still the real Phil?
Chick McGee
This is Mike in Lancaster.
Tom Griswold
This is one of those Credence Clearwater Revisited things where it's the sound guy.
Chick McGee
Let me tell you this. When I saw Phil Dirt and the Dozers, it was at Buckeye Lake.
Pat Godwin
Wow.
Chick McGee
In central Ohio. So odds are they've been playing the same venue.
Tom Griswold
Well, good for them.
Chick McGee
Since the late 80s, early 90s.
Pat Godwin
Probably sell it out every time.
Chick McGee
Absolutely.
Tom Griswold
You go, Phil.
Christy Lee
Tradition.
Pat Godwin
Last week we talked. I guess it was. Yeah, last week we talked about the store, Staples. You can get Staples there. Well, Erin writes in. She says, my sister is married to a man whose last name is Staples. So that's her name now. And yes, she has gone to Staples to get Staples for my brother in law, Mr. Staples. Well, that is just terrific. Staples. Now, Staples is a staple of the Staples Corporation. Sure you guys know that.
Chick McGee
If there's a clear.
Tom Griswold
It's interesting.
Chick McGee
If there's a clearer example of why we shouldn't do any more mail, it might be that one.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I loved it.
Chick McGee
I.
Tom Griswold
As you know, I'm not a fan of Staples. The. Not the. The store. I enjoy Staples.
Chick McGee
The Fastener so if you go to Staples, you look for paper clips. Clips, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
You.
Pat Godwin
I like both. I love the sound of a good staple.
Christy Lee
Me, too.
Chick McGee
That's true. The Swing Line is the workhorse of the industry.
Christy Lee
I have one on my desk. I love it.
Tom Griswold
Now, we had a story last week about a robot monk.
Chick McGee
Yep, we did a robot. A robot Buddhist.
Christy Lee
Right?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Which is ridiculous. Of course. It's. It's a machine. But. But it reminded me that my stapler is also somewhat religious. It's taken a vow of silence. Will not be speaking. Dear Bob and Tom show. I went to a tiki bar and a floating dock.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Everything had a nautical theme, writes Mike. The restrooms were marked inboards and outboards. I could figure that one out. Yes, Whip out the old Evan Rude outboard.
Pat Godwin
We were talking. Oh, go ahead, you go. We were talking ventriloquists and some of our favorites. Did you know? I didn't know this, but our writer says one of the best ventriloquists currently is Nina Conti, daughter of actor Tom Conti.
Chick McGee
No kidding.
Pat Godwin
Who? She's very good. More than a little naughty. And quite a honey, huh?
Chick McGee
How about that?
Christy Lee
She performed in Vegas or something?
Pat Godwin
Not sure.
Christy Lee
Vegas show.
Tom Griswold
Wasn't Tom Conti. Didn't he play Albert Einstein?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
Oppenheimer.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
I didn't know that either. Well, to check that out.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Nina, ventriloquist fan. Coming up, more of your letters. Whatever topic you've got, we're happy to read about it. We have more etiquette questions and who better to answer them? The rest of us.
Pat Godwin
I had an etiquette question, but I think I figured it out.
Tom Griswold
What is it?
Pat Godwin
My buddy is getting married to his boyfriend and I just didn't. He's a German guy. My buddy is marrying his German boyfriend. I didn't know what to get him, but I think I figured it out. Yeah, his and hair towels. That's good.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Very nice. Very nice. I had no idea you were doing a joke. That is pretty serious setup. That is very good.
Chick McGee
That was conversational as all get out.
Tom Griswold
Yes, I thought it was. That's interesting. Very enlightened. That Josh. Josh has a. Has a gay friend. He's going to be flying over to Berlin for the wedding with another man.
Pat Godwin
Just a joke. I thought of going to sleep and. No, no, no.
Tom Griswold
I'm sorry.
Pat Godwin
I wonder if I can get away with this.
Tom Griswold
Oh, you had me. Hook, line and sinker.
Christy Lee
Fit right in. That was great.
Tom Griswold
You can go now.
Chick McGee
Oh, boy.
Tom Griswold
You're not going to score any better than that.
Pat Godwin
Oh, no. I have nothing to look forward to after his. And hair towels.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's wonderful. Right. Now, a couple quick things I want to tell you about. What is it? I'm forgetting the name of it. The GLP1s. That's it. The inject, the injectable things that are very popular now. Not everybody's interested in doing that, but they may be interested in some serious weight loss. If you're interested in losing weight more than 10 pounds, this is a message for you. Brick House Nutrition. A team of doctors have come up with something that is not an injectable. It's actually a weight loss supplement called Lean. Lean and the ingredients of Lean are designed to lower your blood sugar and burn fat by converting it into energy and curb your appetite and curb those cravings so you're not as hungry. And lean is a part of a proper exercise and dietary program. Not for the casual dieter, though. It's for those that want to lose more than ten pounds. So if you want to get started with lean, you can get 20% off if you use the code word Tom. So 20% off with, by the way, free shipping Rush shipping from Brickhouse Nutrition. Once again, it's called Lean. L E A n visit take lean.com enter the code word tom for that 20% discount. That's take lean.com tom weight loss results. Of course, we'll vary. These products and statements have not been evaluated by the fda. These products are not intended to diagnose street, cure or prevent any disease or a condition. If this sounds like it might be right for you, do some homework. Check it out by going to take lean.com the code word is Tom. Coming up, fans of the TV show the Pit. Very happy story about the writer, director and actor Noah Wiley. Also, we have pillows in the news. Do you have a pillow you like like?
Chick McGee
Yes, I do.
Tom Griswold
Middle of the night.
Chick McGee
Took me forever to find it.
Tom Griswold
Me, too. You want to flip it around, get that nice cool feel? We have pillows. Or as they used to say on tv, a pillar in the news. We'll tell you what it is. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com. you can't reason with the sun. Trust us, we've tried. This summer, it's time to put that angry ball of fire on mute. Columbia's Omnishade technology is engineered to protect
Pat Godwin
you from the sun's harsh Rays that
Tom Griswold
can burn and damage your skin. The sun is relentless, but so is our gear. Level up your summer@columbia.com to spend more time outside and less time slathering on aloe lotion. You're welcome. Columbia engineered for whatever.
Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Chick McGee
At the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
With the guitar and the organ and the things. And there's Josh Arnold.
Pat Godwin
How are you? Hi.
Chick McGee
Hey, there's Cosby. Scared the hell out of me. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick McGee.
Chick McGee
Yes, sir.
Tom Griswold
Back to the mailbag. Back. We always love hearing from you.
Chick McGee
Go, Daddy, go.
Tom Griswold
My four year old son looked down at his feet and said, I need my bottom nails cut.
Pat Godwin
They are his bottom nails.
Tom Griswold
I mentioned earlier that I went to a concert over the weekend and I got to tell you, I really enjoyed the hot dog. The concert, of course, was wonderful.
Chick McGee
I.
Tom Griswold
There's. And I've come to this conclusion and I'm sure this is a simple matter of both physics and cooking tradition. The dogs wrapped in foil are so delicious. And I think it's because they're getting steamed.
Christy Lee
You know what I think? I think they're so delicious because you aren't allowed to eat them any other time. So when you can't have something, when you finally.
Tom Griswold
The phone's ringing. It's the police. They're taking your car from the police part. No, they were. God, they were good. Okay, but I rated because this says. Hey, this is from Matthew. On three occasions I've gone to Subway and eaten two foot longs for lunch.
Pat Godwin
Whoa.
Tom Griswold
Just kind of a random.
Chick McGee
Okay, kidding. Oh, two foot long sandwiches, not hot dogs.
Pat Godwin
Wow, that's a lot of Subway bread. A lot of food.
Christy Lee
You ask him to take. Never mind.
Pat Godwin
No, go ahead.
Christy Lee
Take some of the bread out. Like when they open it up, I have a scoop out.
Tom Griswold
Scoop it out.
Christy Lee
Some of the bread for you.
Pat Godwin
I don't, but I get why you would do that.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah. Too much bread.
Tom Griswold
Dear Bob and Tom show. Is it insensitive to do Here comes the airplane while feeding your son? In light of what recent news?
Christy Lee
What?
Pat Godwin
Oh, I must have missed.
Tom Griswold
Dumb idiot. Hey, look. Got what he deserved.
Pat Godwin
Over the weekend, I'm blissfully unaware of some awful news.
Tom Griswold
Some climbed the fences and was walking on the tarmac and got hit by
Pat Godwin
an airplane at a major airport.
Christy Lee
Denver.
Tom Griswold
Denver.
Chick McGee
Denver.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no. Admittedly, that place does get crowded and the TSA line can be long, but you can't thumb a ride in the 747.
Chick McGee
You really have to want it to get where he got in order to get hit by a plane, I was gonna say.
Pat Godwin
I mean, there's plenty of tarmac even, right?
Christy Lee
And you know what? Last time I checked, you can see a jet coming down the Runway.
Pat Godwin
I can hear it.
Chick McGee
Yeah, and miles and miles. So the question locked fast, is it
Tom Griswold
in port Des when feeding a little boy to go meow, meow, Here comes the airplane with the spoon.
Christy Lee
No, it's not. It's cute. We're all done.
Tom Griswold
Okay, very good.
Chick McGee
Here comes the airplane.
Tom Griswold
I like to bring contemporary news, particularly when we can be hostile about some mental case.
Christy Lee
Oh, my goodness.
Tom Griswold
Cruise ship virus.
Chick McGee
Eat it.
Pat Godwin
Here comes. Here comes the Hanta.
Tom Griswold
Oh, there is. There is a hantavirus update if you really want.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they got one of the Americans is landing in Nebraska, or did. But he tested positive. I don't know if it's a man or woman. I shouldn't say that, but. Tested positive, but it's not producing symptoms.
Tom Griswold
There's a lot of really bad information.
Christy Lee
Yeah, there's a lot of bad information. We're fine.
Pat Godwin
Calm down.
Christy Lee
You're fine.
Tom Griswold
There is a city in Arkansas called Bald Knob.
Pat Godwin
Oh, sure. Bald Knob, Arkansas. Yeah. That's where the Bald knobbers come from.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, right. Jason from Corpus Christi. Well, thank you, Jason.
Chick McGee
I believe they have a clogger club there. The Bald Knob or Cluckers.
Tom Griswold
I'm not sure what just happened. Do we have to hit the button?
Chick McGee
I don't think so. Do you know they have the one of the foremost lockdown hospitals in Omaha, Nebraska? They. They were in charge of some Ebola people.
Christy Lee
And is that why the guy or gal is going?
Chick McGee
That's where they. They wanted to. Everybody states who got it.
Tom Griswold
Did you see the barges they were taking the people off the boat on. They were.
Pat Godwin
Was that in Tariff?
Tom Griswold
Head to toe in Canary Island.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. I forget what the name of the town is like tariff or something.
Chick McGee
I think it's tweet.
Pat Godwin
Oh, tweet. Yeah. Oh, sure. Yeah. The Canary Island.
Tom Griswold
They're gonna have to. They're big change the name of that boat, I'm guessing.
Pat Godwin
Oh, what do you think?
Christy Lee
Yeah, nobody's gonna want to get on it.
Tom Griswold
The USS Antivirus.
Pat Godwin
No, thanks.
Tom Griswold
Dear Bob and Tom show. You were talking about shop class projects.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that was. That was last week, sir.
Tom Griswold
No, I think this is a.
Pat Godwin
Hasn't always kind of been the rule.
Chick McGee
No. Learn to move on.
Tom Griswold
I'm not moving on because I love this one.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Pat Godwin
All right.
Tom Griswold
This has sentimental value, Josh.
Chick McGee
Learn to move on. Tom is always right. That's the rules.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Did you ever make anything in shop class?
Pat Godwin
Oh, many things.
Tom Griswold
For your. Does your mom still have any of them that.
Pat Godwin
I don't know. I don't know who has the sconce I made because that was probably the best thing I made. The bird feeder is long broken.
Chick McGee
I'd love to get a look at those sconces.
Pat Godwin
The swordfish I made. I don't know where that is.
Tom Griswold
I see. This is from Kurt in Iowa. Fifty years ago, I made my mother a dustpan in metal shop. She still has it. This gets better. I hope to inherit it. Now, Kurt, I don't know you, Kurt, but you gotta be. Let's see, if you made it, you gotta be like in your early 60s, probably. Metal shop had to be, what, 14, 15. So you're. 50 years ago, you made this thing. So that means your mom must be getting up there. But let's hope that she has a wonderful Mother's Day and lives a long, long life.
Chick McGee
But let's hope she made some sort of wise investments and maybe you'll get some dollars.
Pat Godwin
Oh.
Tom Griswold
Because, I mean, the tone of this, Kurt. I can see the reading of the will. This. And your Sister Nancy gets $400,000, Kurt, you get. What is this?
Chick McGee
A.
Tom Griswold
A dust pad.
Pat Godwin
I'd like to think that his mother will be cremated and he can brush her into the dust pad.
Chick McGee
I thought of that, but.
Pat Godwin
Thought.
Tom Griswold
I'm not going to say that. That's just too mean.
Pat Godwin
I don't know this guy from.
Chick McGee
I have a favor to ask. Is there any way I can put that guy on retainer when I need an attorney? I like him very much. What the hell is this?
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Very good.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. What object do you have in your house that is the. Of this type?
Christy Lee
What do you mean, like a dust
Tom Griswold
bag or a dustpan?
Chick McGee
An unconventional thing to leave behind.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no, no, no. What household object have you had the longest? You know, Ah.
Christy Lee
What household object?
Tom Griswold
Like, do you have an old broom or. I have an old. I have a shovel I've had since I had my first house.
Chick McGee
Of course you do.
Christy Lee
I had a broom that lasted a long time that I got from the blind guy at the post office.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I love that. I. Yeah, I used to buy from him all the time. He was a crabby.
Christy Lee
He was a crabby guy.
Chick McGee
Did you show shirt?
Christy Lee
He made an ice broom.
Pat Godwin
You know, I think I'd be crabby too if I were blind selling handmade brooms outside of the post office.
Christy Lee
They were very good.
Tom Griswold
He was famous.
Christy Lee
Famous.
Pat Godwin
I remember seeing it when I. When I moved here. He was there.
Christy Lee
But it lasted a very long.
Tom Griswold
They were very high quality brooms.
Chick McGee
Yeah, but have a deal with people like Chris shortchanging you all the time.
Christy Lee
I would never short.
Chick McGee
Oh, no, no. That's a 10.
Pat Godwin
I swear. Christie's known for robbing.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, it happened.
Tom Griswold
Coming up, we have more of your letters. We have a more Praise for Chick McGee.
Pat Godwin
Someone.
Tom Griswold
Someone posing as a high school student.
Chick McGee
Love it.
Tom Griswold
Getting caught.
Christy Lee
I just remembered and I. I have one of those like Fuller Brush vacuum things. You know what I'm talking about? They have the little. It's a little square bottom on it. Yeah, it doesn't. It's not really a vacuum, but it's like a sweeper.
Pat Godwin
Oh, sure.
Christy Lee
That I got when I got took. When my mom passed. I took that. I don't know how long.
Tom Griswold
It's a push. It's on wheels. You push it and it somehow. Do they still make those?
Christy Lee
I don't know. But I have one.
Tom Griswold
I loved ice. I haven't had one of those. Those in forever.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Now whatever the topic is, it could be something important, could be something frivolous. We specialize in that. Trying to bring bring joy to you from these the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X. Bob and Tom. Or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com. Bye.
Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Christy Lee.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.
Pat Godwin
Hi.
Chick McGee
Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, friends. Hello. I'm Chick McGee and I have a letter.
Tom Griswold
Before you get to the letter, all right, a little quick update. I have a question. I know the answer to this, but
Chick McGee
you know the answer.
Tom Griswold
I don't.
Chick McGee
Oh, oh, oh.
Tom Griswold
Once again, I went to a big concert over the weekend. It was great. Great music. My God, the crew had set up the pyrotechnics.
Chick McGee
You had a hot dog. You had a hot dog.
Tom Griswold
But yeah, part of the side story is I had a delicious hot dog. I mean, it was so good and as Christy points out, this is not something I ordinarily have at home.
Christy Lee
Right.
Tom Griswold
And the less one knows about hot dog ingredients, I think the better. But the point is, they come wrapped in foil, and the bun is kind of steamed, and they're just so delicious. Why doesn't McDonald's and the other fast food places, why don't they have hot dogs? They used to, years ago. Is there at Burger King, who has them?
Pat Godwin
Dairy Queen. When you worked at Burger King, you had hot dogs.
Tom Griswold
They had hot dogs, yeah.
Chick McGee
Hot dogs.
Pat Godwin
Gotcha.
Tom Griswold
I go to Dairy Queen all the time, but I always just. I just get ice cream. I never realized. So they have hot dogs. But I mean, is there a reason that the major fast food chain chains don't have hot dogs?
Pat Godwin
When I was growing up in St. Louis, when I was in my teens and McDonald's introduced bratwurst, did you guys have those?
Chick McGee
Nope, didn't have them here.
Pat Godwin
So we were one of the lucky test markets because they were fantastic.
Chick McGee
Actually, at Burger King, when they had hot dogs, you had to say Whopper Dog or Whopper Burger.
Pat Godwin
Oh, no kidding.
Chick McGee
They were both called the Whopper.
Tom Griswold
That's a mistake.
Chick McGee
I'm lying is why it's a mistake.
Tom Griswold
I thought.
Pat Godwin
Dude, that was.
Chick McGee
Was it.
Tom Griswold
That was convincing.
Chick McGee
A lot of lying going.
Tom Griswold
That was convincing. As Josh is a gay friend in
Chick McGee
Berlin, say, because the hot dog was big, like a Whopper.
Tom Griswold
I. I got you.
Christy Lee
Yesterday, the girls took me out for Mother's Day to Smith and Walensky's, a very famous steakhouse in Chicago. Right.
Chick McGee
Well, Smith and W. Both of them.
Christy Lee
But they have a wagyu beef hot dog on the menu.
Tom Griswold
How much is that?
Christy Lee
It wasn't too bad, actually, but I was just shocked that that.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I would have. Just because I'm in Chicago and I'm in a fancy steakhouse and it's slathered in ketchup.
Christy Lee
Josh. It came Chicago style, so I don't know.
Pat Godwin
Half a tomato.
Christy Lee
I didn't. I did not get that.
Pat Godwin
Like a full pickle spear.
Tom Griswold
There must be a reason that they. Roger Ebert's autograph hot dogs must not be popular or something at fast food, because I.
Christy Lee
Why not? I don't know.
Tom Griswold
I was reintroduced to the hot dog at the concert.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Some fast food places will. Five guys will do it. They've got hot dogs, but yeah, I
Christy Lee
want a hot dog every time you do this.
Pat Godwin
Oh, they're great, aren't they?
Tom Griswold
But again, I think the key is that wrapping it. I mean, because I've had the Same experience. I went to a WNBA game in an NBA game and they have the same hot dog places and they're great.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, they're. You're right.
Tom Griswold
Sorry.
Pat Godwin
Stadium dogs, fantastic in the car.
Chick McGee
I say hot dog over hamburger.
Christy Lee
It's easier to eat, isn't it?
Chick McGee
Darn right.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
But I just don't understand why doesn't.
Chick McGee
I don't know, man.
Tom Griswold
Maybe there must. They must have test marketed. It didn't work. I don't know. I was. I think. But also with the beauty of doing that at a fast food place is you could make them in advance and to store them in the heat and they're not going to get. They're going to get better just sort of in their own steam. Sorry. Now I'm really hungry for hot dogs.
Chick McGee
They are good.
Tom Griswold
Do you have a letter over there.
Chick McGee
There by the top show. Hello Chick. I took the liberty of having a super Shower Saturday.
Pat Godwin
Oh, excellent, excellent.
Chick McGee
This is from Robert.
Pat Godwin
It's important to treat your yourself.
Chick McGee
I'm a truck driver. I did not think I would enjoy Super Shower Saturday, but it was absolutely amazing. I took care of myself, scrubbed everything deeply. I want to thank you so much for sharing Super Shower Saturdays. I'm completely blown away. And now this is going to be a ritual that I will never forget. A longtime listener since the late 80s, thank you so much for. For this informative bathing info. The tuna salad sandwich, by the way at Love's Travel is to die for. I love it and I know you'll love it too, Chick. That's true. I do. I love it. Whenever I can stop at the loves, I do. I will continue this tradition of pampering
Pat Godwin
myself, Chick, on your super shower, which is essentially. Essentially an extended shower. Exactly where you do a lot of self care.
Chick McGee
Right?
Pat Godwin
Pumice, yes or no?
Chick McGee
I don't. I hadn't thought of pumice but everything I've thought of I've incorporated so possibly pumice.
Christy Lee
Pumice your heels this coming.
Pat Godwin
You know, I bet you don't need it.
Chick McGee
I. I have incredibly soft feet.
Christy Lee
Do you really?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I bet you yours are taken care.
Tom Griswold
What about the gluteal cleft? Does that need to be sanded down with a pumice?
Pat Godwin
Boy, can you imagine what happened?
Christy Lee
Oh, that would.
Pat Godwin
What do you think that is like a professional unicycler.
Chick McGee
What do you have?
Pat Godwin
Who would need that?
Chick McGee
What do you have going on in your ass crack? But you would need.
Tom Griswold
You're the one that wanted to pumice it, not me.
Chick McGee
You said it ding a ling. He's trying to dazzle me with wordplay.
Pat Godwin
Okay. What a Webby. We.
Chick McGee
Oh, boy.
Pat Godwin
So sorry.
Chick McGee
You had me.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
I'm just stupid.
Tom Griswold
By the way, this. This explains a letter from last week about the really cool teacher the guy had that was a Vietnam veteran that had the.
Christy Lee
Went outside and smoked.
Tom Griswold
He would go outside and smoke. Real a cool guy.
Chick McGee
He goes.
Tom Griswold
But I couldn't understand. Remember the. The story.
Chick McGee
You think he's cool because he goes outside and smokes.
Tom Griswold
No, no. The letter elaborated. I don't have it in front of me.
Pat Godwin
A great shop teacher. You're your classic shop teacher.
Tom Griswold
The. The. The larger point here is when you would turn papers in, he would say, put them in the Caddyshack.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
I couldn't figure out what that meant. Apparently you drop your scorecard off at the Caddyshack.
Pat Godwin
Oh, sure. Okay. All right. So it was way simpler than we
Tom Griswold
even thought it was. Yeah. Okay. Very nice. Thank you very much for the letter, Greg. We certainly appreciate the. The explanation. Now, anybody else got a letter over there.
Chick McGee
Dear Bob at Tom Show. This is for Tom. I have a 24 hour layover in London, England. Oh, no plans.
Pat Godwin
Go see the Mousetrap.
Chick McGee
Does Allie Breen happen to be working in England tonight? If not, I will take Tom's sister's address and I can stop by for dinner.
Pat Godwin
Maybe for some bubbles and squeak.
Chick McGee
There you go. Mushy peas on toast.
Tom Griswold
I think. Ally Breen show in London.
Jess Hooker
I think.
Christy Lee
It's on a Wednesday, isn't it?
Tom Griswold
What is it called? The top secret.
Christy Lee
Top secret.
Chick McGee
I can stop by for dinner at your sister's house tomorrow, but please ask her to not boil the meat.
Tom Griswold
Oh, Jane cook. Don't worry about that.
Chick McGee
P.S. i was disappointed with the Piccadilly Circus. No animals, no acrobat.
Pat Godwin
He's right.
Christy Lee
You know what? I agree with him.
Pat Godwin
Numerous times. Never saw a clown.
Chick McGee
A sad excuse for a circus. Thank you, Jim.
Tom Griswold
That is confusing, isn't it?
Christy Lee
Yes, it is.
Tom Griswold
Certainly appreciate that. Now, what's coming up in the world of sports?
Chick McGee
NBA playoffs. Roll on. We had the NBA lottery pick in the draft come out yesterday. And another world record from David Rush. We need to have theme music for Dave.
Tom Griswold
Oh, it's a good one.
Chick McGee
No, no, I'm looking right at it. Are you.
Tom Griswold
Extremely difficult to do.
Pat Godwin
We don't like discussing him and you know he doesn't like us discussing.
Chick McGee
No, of course not. No.
Tom Griswold
Oh, it's great. It's a world record. David. No recent guest on the show.
Chick McGee
Good God.
Tom Griswold
Man, some. It's some very important things that are happening there.
Pat Godwin
Are we frenemies with David Rush?
Tom Griswold
No, I'm a fan.
Chick McGee
No, just. Just enemies.
Tom Griswold
Also coming up, a new arrest for someone while intoxicated. For a new. A new. A new thing you're not supposed to do while drunk.
Pat Godwin
I'm going to arrest you, Tom, for stealing my heart.
Chick McGee
Oh, Tom, that's a. That's a compliment.
Pat Godwin
You're under arrest.
Tom Griswold
Plus we have SpaceX. We have seagulls. Seagulls in the news.
Christy Lee
That's right.
Tom Griswold
And jewelry news on the way. Not to mention, of course, ball maxing, the latest trend in the so called manosphere.
Pat Godwin
I just, I never want us to use the phrase manosphere.
Christy Lee
I know, it's awful.
Pat Godwin
Way to marginalize men again.
Tom Griswold
I think this means the mentally ill man in your life that has to have his test.
Chick McGee
Oh, boy. You just became a topic on one of those manosphere podcasts.
Tom Griswold
Put it this way, good job. The headline about the testicular maxing has the word cantaloupe in it.
Pat Godwin
Oh, no, that's too big.
Tom Griswold
So we'll, we'll find out. We'll found. We'll find out what nut jobs are out there doing that to themselves right now. Money can be a little tight these days, and maybe you've gotten yourself in a situation in which you are paying a lot of interest on that credit card debt. It might be one reason to get some cash, some quick cash. Not to mention maybe you just want to, I don't know, redo your kitchen. Because if you own your house, your home is worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago, pretty much across the board. If you've been following this, and I don't know why this is happening, but it is. Houses are worth a lot more than they were, almost uniformly all across the country. So if this is the case for you, you may be able to, without selling your house, take advantage of the equity by refinancing it. A friend of mine did this and he pulled out a bunch of cash and it also lowered his mortgage payment. Right now at American Financing, they sent me some numbers. Their customers are saving an average of about 800 bucks a month right now. They also have a special program that may be able to delay two mortgage payments. So this might really help you get your head back to the surface of the pool, if you will, so you can breathe again. American Financing specializes in this, and they'll look at your current situation. It takes them about 10 minutes to say, hey, this may or may not work for you. So it might be worth giving them a call. And they have a salary based consultants helping out. So there's no pressure on you at all. All give them a call. 866-889-2611 It's American financing, America's home for home loans. Get the details. Hard to remember the phone number I gave you. So I'll suggest this go to american financing.net and please add a slash. Bob and Tom so they know that we sent you american financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the fives started 6.327% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611 for details about credit costs and terms, Visit American Financing Do Tom. Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.
Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Chick McGee
She's at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Yep.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hey there, Chick.
Chick McGee
Ready to go over there? There's Josh Arnold.
Pat Godwin
Hi there.
Chick McGee
Hi. There's Ace Cosby.
Pat Godwin
Howdy.
Chick McGee
Howdy. Do you. I'm Chick McGee at the sports desk. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick McGee. You were talking about your favorite painting.
Chick McGee
Is my favorite painting.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Your favorite.
Pat Godwin
Oh, Dogs Playing Poker.
Chick McGee
Dogs Playing Poker. I'm sorry.
Tom Griswold
You ever seen that one of the cat playing solitaire?
Pat Godwin
That's good. That's a good joke.
Tom Griswold
It's very interesting.
Chick McGee
That's a damn fine joke.
Tom Griswold
Very similar.
Chick McGee
Don't let anybody tell you different.
Tom Griswold
I don't know why, but why were we talking about poker? Oh, we were talking about poker because of the crazy plastic surgery in which poker players are allegedly getting Botox. So they don't.
Christy Lee
So they have poker face.
Tom Griswold
They don't. They can keep their poker face.
Pat Godwin
What's wrong with a hoodie and sunglasses like a lot of those guys?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
That's a good look.
Tom Griswold
So what's a tell? A big smile.
Pat Godwin
It can be anything. It can be a blink. It can be scratching the side of your mouth.
Christy Lee
I would, Mike.
Pat Godwin
I have a terrible tell.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I would be. I've got good cards.
Chick McGee
That is.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Wow.
Tom Griswold
Are there four aces in this thing?
Pat Godwin
Back.
Tom Griswold
Stuff like that.
Christy Lee
I'm giving away all my money because I'm gonna win.
Chick McGee
Can you do that during a professional, like, competition?
Pat Godwin
You can look around and go, man, this hand you guys don't want to mess with with the hand I have right now.
Chick McGee
And then be truthful. But then Sometimes keep saying it.
Pat Godwin
But then I don't think the loud mouths are adored at the table.
Tom Griswold
Now it's time for us to move forward into the world of sporting news. What have you got over there?
Chick McGee
Anthony Edwards. His nickname? Ant. How do you guys feel?
Pat Godwin
Feel about that? Yeah, I was fine with it.
Chick McGee
Really?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Why not? It needs another name. How about Scooter?
Pat Godwin
How about. Well, you can't go Doctor. Really?
Chick McGee
The doctor? No, Doc. There's only one Doc. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Wasn't Anthony Edwards, the actor, a doctor?
Chick McGee
Yeah, Er. Call him er.
Christy Lee
That's right.
Chick McGee
He was an er. Top Gun. How about. Call him Magic? How about that?
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
What was his. Goose.
Pat Godwin
Goose. You could go Goose.
Chick McGee
Goose. Goose. Edwards had 16 of his 36 in the fourth quarter.
Pat Godwin
You just. It's going to take off.
Christy Lee
The Timberwolves have that terrible mustache.
Pat Godwin
It's going to fly. Better than Goose did.
Chick McGee
No, no mustache yet. Oh, yeah. Spoiler alert.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Don't get too attached to Goose during the movie.
Tom Griswold
Didn't make it.
Christy Lee
You've never seen Top gun.
Tom Griswold
I was 100 years.
Pat Godwin
They're re releasing in theaters.
Chick McGee
Really?
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah. That might be fun.
Tom Griswold
They're going to colorize it.
Pat Godwin
They are. You know. Yeah.
Chick McGee
I saw that the first time in like the widest screen available. It was really kind of. Kind of cool.
Christy Lee
Better than the IMAX 3, aren't they?
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Timberwolves even there this time it's just
Tom Griswold
a bunch of guys with drones sitting in a room.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Every now and again they look up at a screen and then they go back to playing cards.
Chick McGee
Two games a piece in this.
Christy Lee
Are we talking about.
Chick McGee
The Timberwolves beat the Spurs 114, 109. And during this, Naz Reed of the Timberwolves took an elbow for me. Victor Wembanyama.
Pat Godwin
Lil Nas Reed.
Chick McGee
Huh. And Vicky. Vicky Wemwem throwing bow.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Last night, I believe we have that isolated. Just keep your eye on the really tall guy.
Pat Godwin
It looks accidental to me.
Chick McGee
Oh, no.
Tom Griswold
Oh, they threw him out of the game.
Chick McGee
Run that again.
Pat Godwin
I spoke too soon.
Tom Griswold
Oh. Followed by a left. A left hook there.
Pat Godwin
Damn.
Chick McGee
And one more time right in the face.
Tom Griswold
That hurts.
Chick McGee
So you know, Vicki is Vicky. Vicky Wemwem is from France. So they had to explain to him what was going on. It was a flagrant two, I believe, or something like that.
Tom Griswold
They didn't kick him out from out of the game.
Chick McGee
Oh, hang on. He. He didn't understand it, so he had to ask somebody on the bench. What's that mean? What's that mean? And his interpreter goes, you get your ejection? He goes, oh, okay, I get it. He was ejected from the game.
Pat Godwin
Oh, all right.
Chick McGee
There you go.
Christy Lee
I think he'd know English by now. He's been here long enough.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. He asked for a cigarette, so he must be.
Chick McGee
He does speak English beautifully, actually, at that. At the press conferences. I don't know why. He just didn't know what a flagrant two was, I think, which give me an NBA fan. And what's a flagrant two? Well, I have no idea.
Tom Griswold
Elbowing a guy really hard, deliberately in the face. That'll be. That'll do it.
Chick McGee
Okay. I find it hard to believe he didn't think he was going to get ejected after.
Pat Godwin
Well, you know, I read it a little differently.
Christy Lee
He.
Pat Godwin
It looked like he tried to get away with, like, in terms of. He doesn't look at the guy first and then do it. And it's part of. He's twisting his whole upper body like he's. He's obviously going to elbow the guy in the face.
Chick McGee
Right.
Pat Godwin
But he's making it look like I'm just turning and, you know.
Tom Griswold
Think so.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it's like maybe the torque. He couldn't stop because he was trying to wrestle.
Tom Griswold
He hit him in the face on purpose.
Pat Godwin
No, I know, but he's trying to make it look like he's just turning.
Chick McGee
But, Tom, you can't take that stuff. They were. They were pelting him first, I believe.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they were pelting him, so.
Pat Godwin
But it's always the guy who retaliates.
Chick McGee
He was pelted.
Tom Griswold
How the Pistons do?
Pat Godwin
Oh, nobody.
Christy Lee
Darn it.
Pat Godwin
They're out.
Tom Griswold
They're out.
Christy Lee
That earworm was with me all weekend.
Chick McGee
The Knicks beat the Sixers again by. By 31, 44, 114. Can you believe it?
Tom Griswold
Sweep.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they did sweep, man.
Chick McGee
The Pistons play tonight against the Cavaliers. Detroit holding a two game to one lead in that. As we look at game four this
Pat Godwin
evening, and people have been asking me, how come you're not trying to talk about the NHL playoffs on the show? And I'll tell you why. I watched one minute of basketball and hated it so much that I went, oh, my gosh, is this how people feel when I talk about hockey? I'm not doing that anymore, so I won't do it.
Chick McGee
Stanley cup playoffs last night, Montreal. Montreal beat Buffalo 6 to 2. And Anaheim, Anaheim.
Tom Griswold
I hate basketball.
Chick McGee
Over Vegas, Florida.
Christy Lee
It's hard to watch these days, I gotta admit. I tried to watch the Lakers the other night in the Thunder and ah, they're all mean to each other.
Chick McGee
Well, only during the playoffs though, is it. Yeah.
Christy Lee
And they're beating each other up.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
It's just awful.
Chick McGee
Wnba, last night, Seattle, Las Vegas and Golden State win in regulation. And the Liberty. Liberty, here, boy. In overtime they beat Washington 98. 93. And that brings us to the lottery. The official. It's official. The league's worst team this past season is getting the number one pick. The Wizards won the draft lottery yesterday and are poised to pick first overall for the first time since choosing John Wall, who actually was representing the Wizards last night in that spot in 2010. What do you think of that? Washington had a 14 chance of winning number one, tied with Brooklyn and Indiana for the best odds. And yes. Oh, by the way, the Pacers got fifth pick, which automatically went to the Clippers. They'd already traded that one.
Christy Lee
Am I going to be in trouble for asking how that worked? Because I am.
Chick McGee
No.
Tom Griswold
Badly. The answer.
Christy Lee
I am totally confused.
Chick McGee
They're looking. They're looking at a way to revamp.
Christy Lee
I hope so.
Chick McGee
That tanking doesn't.
Tom Griswold
They're going to have to make it so the teams don't try to lose.
Chick McGee
Right. Right. Stupid world record David Rush has broken. We need theme music for Dave Rush.
Christy Lee
I'm telling you, it should be a Rush song.
Pat Godwin
They call him the Records Man.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Great song.
Pat Godwin
Oh, no, that's the other Dasha.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
David Rush broken the Guinness World record for the longest duration balancing a skateboard on his chin. Rush accomplished the feat balancing a skateboard on his chin for 1 hour, 1 minute, 36 seconds.
Pat Godwin
Isn't that something?
Tom Griswold
It's very difficult.
Christy Lee
Wouldn't it hurt your neck?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, he. He trains with weights.
Pat Godwin
What?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, he puts weights and. And, yeah, like a heavy weight to.
Chick McGee
Where does he put him to hold his neck? Glues him on his chin on a
Tom Griswold
barbell and then he puts a tennis ball at the end of it and practices holding his head like that with.
Christy Lee
I'm totally confused. Again.
Tom Griswold
Takes a barbell, puts it on his chin, looks like this.
Christy Lee
Oh.
Tom Griswold
And practices doing it. It's a really. A difficult thing to do.
Pat Godwin
You know, David Rush's training.
Christy Lee
I know you're making this up. What you do.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no.
Christy Lee
Training.
Chick McGee
I read he trains for this.
Tom Griswold
It does.
Chick McGee
There's no way.
Pat Godwin
He probably does, but. Why would you know that?
Tom Griswold
He says, quote, most people don't realize how physically demanding these records are, particularly on the neck and the jaw.
Pat Godwin
You could have went outside and looked at the sky or something.
Tom Griswold
There he Is we have a little video here.
Chick McGee
Excruciating.
Tom Griswold
He says he's kind of stumbling around with a giant skateboard on top of his head.
Pat Godwin
It's a regulation size skateboard.
Chick McGee
Yeah, it's a little wider than most. Maybe that enters into it.
Christy Lee
His neck had to have hurt.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
I mean, it took decades for someone to finally do something uncool with a skateboard. Look at it that way. Skateboarding is so cool.
Chick McGee
And then now American Treasures. What he is.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I want to see him balance a skateboarder on it.
Chick McGee
Yeah, let me see that. Let me see Tony Hawk do that, huh?
Pat Godwin
Can I get down now? I got a of piece. Well, looks like we're walking to the bathroom.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, obviously he. I wonder if he wears a diaper.
Chick McGee
Oh, was there for an hour.
Christy Lee
You can't hold it.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, he holds.
Chick McGee
Come on, there's got to be a bathroom break for an hour, though. I would think for an hour. Five minutes.
Tom Griswold
There's no bathroom break.
Chick McGee
He.
Christy Lee
Every five minutes. You guys, what the hell?
Chick McGee
You get a prostate and then get back to me. Okay.
Tom Griswold
Next time we have him on, we have to ask him what. What record requires the most ability to hold in your urine?
Chick McGee
You think I don't know that you're trying to sneak him onto the show when we have him on again? No.
Tom Griswold
Congratulations, David.
Pat Godwin
We ask him as if we'll be listening at all.
Christy Lee
Or like we have any say in it anyway.
Chick McGee
I do have a question for him, David. What the hell are you thinking, man?
Tom Griswold
I think it's great showing people what
Chick McGee
they can do in life that starve for attention. Is that what it is?
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Chick McGee
Good God.
Pat Godwin
Couple extra hugs from your parents, none of this would be going on.
Chick McGee
Oh, God, you've got kids.
Tom Griswold
Go home.
Pat Godwin
Not enough Atta boys growing up.
Chick McGee
Have a catch with the kids in the backyard. That's why you're breaking a glove, right, Josh?
Pat Godwin
Have a catch, have a cat.
Tom Griswold
How about a song, Pat, we haven't heard from you at all this morning.
Pat Godwin
After all that. What am I gonna do with that? Well, it sounds like he's in the mood.
Chick McGee
How do you possibly come out of that hot dog? Here we go.
Tom Griswold
I mean, that's sports, right?
Christy Lee
That's not feeling well today.
Pat Godwin
Oh, no.
Tom Griswold
I'm just in just a little bit of pain behind the scenes. I was planning my upcoming vacation, so I was a little lost with. Last year was a disaster.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Oh, boy.
Tom Griswold
You want to hear about last year?
Christy Lee
I sure do.
Pat Godwin
Oh, boy.
Tom Griswold
It was just terrible. 1, 2, 3 days, 4 days, 5, 6, 7 days, 8 days off 9,
Pat Godwin
10, 11 days, 12 days off I'm gonna have some fun on my two weeks off I went camping up on
Tom Griswold
Eagle Creek in the same wet clothes
Pat Godwin
for about a week I got rot
Tom Griswold
around the crotch tonight I got rot,
Pat Godwin
rot, rot that's quite a sight I got rot, got rot around the crotch
Chick McGee
tonight
Tom Griswold
I walked around dizzy my thighs
Pat Godwin
got chafed Sweat my ass off I need butt paste I got rot around the crotch tonight I got rot, rot, rot Shorts way too tight I got rot, got rot around the crotch tonight
Tom Griswold
I tried this too Fell in the
Pat Godwin
lake trying to land a bass the water was polluted I got swamp ass
Tom Griswold
I got rot around the crotch tonight I got rot, rot, rot Something don't
Pat Godwin
look right I got rot, rot, rot around the crotch tonight Woo. I may go to.
Tom Griswold
Go to a guitar camp this summer, actually.
Christy Lee
Are you really?
Tom Griswold
In August.
Chick McGee
Oh, cool.
Tom Griswold
A guitar camp.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
What is that? Tommy Emanuel has a guitar camp in Austin. Oh.
Christy Lee
Oh, that'd be fun.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
In August. Tommy Emanuel. Tommy Emanuel has been in here. He's one of the greatest guitar players in the world and also one of the nicest guys.
Christy Lee
You'll have a wonderful time. You should definitely.
Tom Griswold
That would be cool. Wouldn't that be cool?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That's a great idea. Now, I was not aware of that.
Pat Godwin
Have you met Tommy Emanuel before? No.
Tom Griswold
Tom has.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, right.
Tom Griswold
Here's how cool Tommy Emanuel. Here's how cool that guy was. Was. First of all, he can play. He was trying to figure out this. This complicated guitar thing. And he finally figured it out, and he was playing it, and then someone said, you realize that's the original. That's two guys playing at the same time. And he went, what?
Pat Godwin
And he did it.
Tom Griswold
And he did it.
Pat Godwin
That's crazy.
Tom Griswold
It's. What is it? It's the Dwayne Allman, Dicky Betts, Slow Martin, Little Martha. Think it was. It's a. It's people that know. No chick. I know that you've never listened to anything of quality.
Pat Godwin
Of course.
Chick McGee
Why you. Why are you pointing me out? We all. I'm looking. So if you talk about the Almond Brothers one more time.
Tom Griswold
So the point is, we went.
Chick McGee
We.
Tom Griswold
He invited us to come to his sound check, and he was telling all these great stories.
Chick McGee
Uhhuh.
Tom Griswold
And then he invited two of my sons up on stage to do some stuff with like. Nobody does that. Nobody's that cool. What a great guy.
Christy Lee
Apparently he is.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That. That's great, Pat.
Chick McGee
And he knows being nice to your sons could Give him a shot on the show.
Tom Griswold
He'd already been in the show.
Chick McGee
Really wild.
Tom Griswold
Oh, God. He came on, right? You guys met him too then, right?
Christy Lee
You remember I met him.
Pat Godwin
Did he play with a band at all?
Christy Lee
No, he played by himself. Right there in that chair.
Pat Godwin
I mean, his guitar.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, he's got a.
Chick McGee
He played with himself.
Tom Griswold
That actually is the perfect way to get to your. Let's just get back. Get back to your case of swamp ass.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That leads to a story that I gave Christy about I don't know when the word maxing became. What did they. What did we have last week? Looks, looks, looks. Maxing. God.
Christy Lee
The latest niche trend taking over the manosphere is ball maxing.
Chick McGee
Niche, niche.
Christy Lee
Vice reports the practice involves inflating your scrotum with fluid guides to reach an unnaturally large size.
Pat Godwin
Four guys are doing this.
Christy Lee
The most common method involves running saline through an IV which inflates the scrotum for about 24 to 42 hours.
Tom Griswold
Well, see, that's interesting. That explains why I can't find saline for my net epoxy. All these weirdos are shoving it in their balls.
Christy Lee
Gets worse. Some men, however, have been injecting Sugalube, a water soluble surgical lubricant into their balls.
Pat Godwin
Good, good. Keep it up, fellas.
Christy Lee
One man told Men's Health magazine that he's been inflating his scrotal sack to the size of small cantaloupe over 30 years.
Tom Griswold
Who's this for? I mean, who.
Chick McGee
I think it's for display purposes probably, but.
Christy Lee
But I mean, is that attractive?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Who wants to see?
Pat Godwin
You'd have to tell us.
Chick McGee
Do you like a perspective Encounters?
Pat Godwin
Right.
Tom Griswold
You know, of the heterosexual kind?
Chick McGee
I don't know. Whatever you like.
Tom Griswold
Have you ever had in conversation with another lady, had a girl say, I'll tell you what, I. I like men with huge balls. How about you?
Christy Lee
No, I've never had that conversation.
Chick McGee
Of course there are women like big balls.
Pat Godwin
There. There are. There are women who. I've met women who like a foal. Not necessarily big, but they just want a round fold.
Tom Griswold
A cantaloupe is what?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, that's too big. That's crazy.
Christy Lee
Health experts warn that body modification carries a host of risks, such as nerve damage, erectile dysfunction, permanent infertility and gangrene.
Pat Godwin
Permanent infertility, not a problem when it comes to these douchebags. Let's go ahead and let that happen.
Tom Griswold
I don't know much about gangrene, but don't things fall off with gangrene?
Christy Lee
And apparently on subreddit, there is some kind of saline inflation subcategory that has about 8,700 followers where they share photos of these overly enlarged scrotums.
Pat Godwin
Isn't that.
Tom Griswold
Don't you want a picture?
Christy Lee
Where did you go look at that.
Tom Griswold
When you were. Your penis looks like it's sitting on a beanbag chair in the living room.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Wouldn't that make your appear smaller? I would think the larger surroundings are, if you will.
Pat Godwin
That's why I cut my balls off.
Chick McGee
And is that a myth? They cut the eunuch. That's how they become a eunuch. But that didn't curtail them from having sex, right?
Pat Godwin
I'm not too sure what went wrong there.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I think they could still. Yeah, but. Yeah, that's. That's the new thing.
Pat Godwin
Boy.
Christy Lee
No, thanks.
Pat Godwin
You know, I don't think it's the new thing. I. These stories are. Yeah, they're fun for us to talk about, but I'm telling. It's 12 dudes.
Tom Griswold
The scenario, 8,700 people.
Pat Godwin
Look at the page. They're not taking part in that.
Chick McGee
And 8,700 on the Internet's nothing.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I have a theory.
Chick McGee
I bet you do.
Tom Griswold
You think this is for guys that want to put jeans on, maybe, and have a big.
Pat Godwin
Right.
Chick McGee
I just said that.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you.
Chick McGee
On display purposes.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I think so. It fills it out. It's.
Chick McGee
It's.
Pat Godwin
Tom Jones would have done this.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Pat Godwin
He would have saved money on socks, from what I understand. Tom Jones, yo. He was a notorious stuffer.
Tom Griswold
Let me see if I can dig up.
Chick McGee
No.
Tom Griswold
Oh, Tom Jones.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute.
Pat Godwin
So that we can't even speak.
Chick McGee
Hang on a second. But did you say Tom Jones? You brought this on yourself.
Pat Godwin
But I didn't really.
Tom Griswold
You can't mention Tom Jones.
Chick McGee
Tom.
Tom Griswold
Tom Jones. I am a big fan.
Chick McGee
Oh, man.
Tom Griswold
Thanks.
Christy Lee
Look at the time we have to take.
Tom Griswold
I know. Well, before we do, I have a. I have the turntable. Eddie set up the. See, Eddie set up my cart machine over here.
Chick McGee
I did, but there's something wrong with it.
Pat Godwin
You leave Eddie alone.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I saw him out trying to get to the airport earlier today.
Tom Griswold
Should we be worried about what's new, Pussycat? One of the few recordings only available on vinyl. And.
Pat Godwin
If we're gonna do this bit, we gotta get the jokes in the right order.
Chick McGee
Stick to the bit worse.
Pat Godwin
Rick rolled. That's how it goes.
Chick McGee
Right? 1, 2, 3. So try it again.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. When we come back.
Pat Godwin
We'll get it right.
Tom Griswold
We'll get it right and we'll revisit bad plastic surgery ideas. Last week it was people deliberately getting elf ears sculpted onto their heads. Do you think Jesus sits at the pearly gate and they. Jesus. There's an elfeared guy coming in. He goes, really? Another one?
Pat Godwin
I gotta look. I gotta take a look at this.
Chick McGee
All right.
Tom Griswold
No, no, this straight to hell. Donnie want us talk to this guy? These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Where is Daredevil? A minor. Don't miss the return of Marvel Television' Devil Born Again. So what's next? I feel liberated.
Chick McGee
We're going to take this city back
Tom Griswold
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Jess Hooker
They're hunting us.
Tom Griswold
It's time we started hunting them.
Chick McGee
I can work with them.
Christy Lee
This should be tons of fun.
Chick McGee
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Tom Griswold
Now streaming only on Disney plus.
Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Tom Griswold
See what I did there? Oh, I loved it.
Chick McGee
Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
Raring to go over there. There's Josh Arnold.
Pat Godwin
Hello there.
Chick McGee
Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. Hello. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.
Tom Griswold
Question, Christy, you go to the. I go to. I went to Target yesterday.
Chick McGee
Is this just for Kirsty? And why is that?
Tom Griswold
Okay, you guys can cover this.
Christy Lee
Target yesterday.
Tom Griswold
I think you'd be too smart to do this.
Chick McGee
Really?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I. Oh.
Christy Lee
So he looked at me.
Chick McGee
There's no way you can back off.
Tom Griswold
That came out wrong. I was trying to give Chick a compliment.
Christy Lee
Okay, so you went to Target yesterday.
Tom Griswold
Walked into Target and they have the little baskets as opposed to the wheel things.
Christy Lee
Sure.
Pat Godwin
The carts.
Tom Griswold
Carts, yes.
Chick McGee
The little basket.
Christy Lee
Little handheld basket.
Tom Griswold
Handheld basket. And. And target. Target. Very smartly.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
They have the indents on both sides.
Pat Godwin
Oh, sure. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
The indent. So when you're carrying the basket, it doesn't hit your leg.
Pat Godwin
Right. It's curved.
Tom Griswold
Yes. And then they've curved it on both sides. So that's the left handed people can use it also.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Tom Griswold
I'm just anticipating a letter from someone going they could turn it around, you idiot.
Pat Godwin
Right, right.
Tom Griswold
However, I am an idiot. So anyway, I.
Chick McGee
You feel the need to mention that
Tom Griswold
that was a joke. So anyway, because I got the bet, I'm thinking I'm only going to get like three things.
Christy Lee
Sure, that's what always happens. But you're at Target.
Tom Griswold
And then I decided, wait a minute, I've got to get. I've got to get real cream for the coffee here. And then the next thing you know, I'm getting stuff for the house. And pretty soon I.
Christy Lee
Basket.
Tom Griswold
I've overflowed the basket, but I'm not anywhere near the cart.
Pat Godwin
That thing. Yeah.
Christy Lee
And now your arms hurt.
Tom Griswold
So if anyone saw me yesterday, I looked like Chester from the. Well, I'm walking with a limp here,
Pat Godwin
lugging a giant overfilled basket.
Tom Griswold
And then when I checked out, like, then that's when I got the card so I could walk it to the car.
Pat Godwin
Nice.
Tom Griswold
There needs to be. This is the point of my story is there needs to be a cart corral in the middle of the store. In the middle of the store.
Pat Godwin
I don't agree.
Chick McGee
No, no. You're supposed to leave your cart unattended and get out of the store. Everybody else does.
Tom Griswold
The logic of that would be it would encourage people to buy more stuff.
Chick McGee
Oh, I want.
Pat Godwin
You know what, though?
Tom Griswold
See, if I'm halfway, I'm at the back of the store and I realize I've got way too much stuff in this because I see I tend to over buy cleaning products.
Christy Lee
No, not you.
Tom Griswold
Not sure what this means.
Christy Lee
No.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah. Many of which I have to hide.
Pat Godwin
Department store science is such that I wonder if they ever tried this to see if people would buy more if there was a cart available in the back of the store or in the middle of the store.
Chick McGee
I never, I never get out of Target with, you know, three to five hundred dollars. It's crazy.
Tom Griswold
And then like. And then I left my. So I realized, okay, this is too heavy. So I left it in a relatively quiet part of the store and went
Christy Lee
back and got a car.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no. That would have been the smart thing to do. Like an idiot, I thought, well, I'm just going to walk down here and get the peanut butter or whatever, then walk back to the thing. And I walked back and there were. There was a family of 12 congregated around my basket because I'd put it in front of the yogurt.
Pat Godwin
I was hoping you were going to go back and get a second basket.
Christy Lee
Oh,
Tom Griswold
that would have been just as dumb And I'm surprised I didn't do that.
Christy Lee
Go ahead.
Pat Godwin
I did this last week with. But it was slightly. I went, I don't need a basket even I'm getting three things. Then I ended up getting at the grocery store and I had to arms full. Awkward.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Ultimate checkout experience yesterday at. There's a store called Uniqlo. I don't know if you're familiar with this. It's a, I don't know how it Like a J. Crew, but you know, for ladies or gents, ladies, men's kids, everything. They have everything. And you take everything you're buying and you put it in this bin and it automatically just. And you pay.
Pat Godwin
Oh. AI figures it all out.
Christy Lee
You don't do anything. You just put it in the bin in like hangers and all, and it just figures it out.
Tom Griswold
It's amazing because I did that game where I do the self checkout at Target where I'm, I'm sweeping things by praying for a beep. Like, then I pick up the object, look for the code thing.
Chick McGee
Oh, no, they've got it down, man. I've never.
Christy Lee
Yeah, you don't even.
Chick McGee
It's been a while since I've had a problem with them reading the code.
Tom Griswold
I kind of have a spin move that I do so that the code hits its own.
Chick McGee
There's got to be a time where you just walk through this gate, if you will, with your cart and not even take them out of the cart.
Christy Lee
Well, that's probably what that's the car's
Tom Griswold
thing because they experimenting with it. The problem is that the people are getting irradiated by the devices.
Pat Godwin
They'll figure that out.
Chick McGee
You know, it's that kind of rumor that some people think it's a fact.
Pat Godwin
I saw a lady at the Kroger grocery store doing the checkout as you go app.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
And I went, man, that is pretty. I should just do that.
Tom Griswold
That.
Chick McGee
You know why she was shopping at Kroger's? Why the savings never stop.
Pat Godwin
Absolutely right. Yeah, that's true.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. No, I don't like that.
Pat Godwin
You don't like, you don't want to do it.
Tom Griswold
No. That, that interrupts my train of thought.
Pat Godwin
I, I, that's kind of where I'm at. But I bet it, I bet when you're, when you're done, you're, I'm out of here.
Chick McGee
I try to do it in my head, see how close I am when I check out. Really? You don't do that?
Tom Griswold
Never. I don't Know. I don't. Look, I don't want to know.
Chick McGee
Don't you.
Christy Lee
I don't want to know either.
Pat Godwin
I bet you're pretty good at it.
Chick McGee
Not too bad. Bad. Yeah.
Christy Lee
I bet you'd be good on the prices right then.
Chick McGee
No, I don't know. I. I know what the price is. I don't have to guess. I just add the numbers.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I want to say there was a. Hang on a second. There's a Price is Right story in the news today. There is.
Christy Lee
There is.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Bob Barker's still. Still dead, right? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That's not what it is.
Pat Godwin
He's sexually harassing somebody in hell.
Tom Griswold
I got it. Christine.
Chick McGee
You think he spayed or is spayed or neutered before he died?
Tom Griswold
A retired veteran is one the largest. Largest Price is Right prize in the single game pricing game. During the Mother's Day episode, a woman named Vanessa won 240,150 in cash and prizes.
Pat Godwin
This. Now, this is not the Showcase showdown. This is a different. This is a single game.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Whoa.
Tom Griswold
According to CBS, it's the largest prize one in single pricing game in the show's 54 year history.
Chick McGee
What the hell? How does she win that?
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Weren't you so sad when you found out? And real quick, Nate Bargazzi has fixed this with his game show that people had to pay taxes on their prizes.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
And like, one of the big secrets of a lot of those game shows is, hey, you want a new car? Great. And then the person can't afford the taxes, so they don't even take the car. That happens all the time. But Bargazzi on his game show lets them know I'm taking care of the taxes for you.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Pat Godwin
That's how it should be. And he.
Tom Griswold
Did you see the episode where he had the cart correct corral and they. He was shooting the carts at the cart corral from a distance.
Pat Godwin
Real rats. It's a good time.
Tom Griswold
And that is, by the way, that's a lesson for everybody. I used to think it was really a great idea to park next to the cart corral so I could easily get the car to the car. The problem is you've got. You've got guys doing the Bargazi move, right? Oh, look, I just knocked out a tail out of that idiot's car. You know, the, the. That was carrying all the stuff in the basket inside. Yeah, that's. That's his car.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Well, yeah, she won 200. That's a lot of money. Yeah. It doesn't say here exactly what the. How, how it went though.
Chick McGee
So apparently it doesn't say what game it was.
Pat Godwin
No, a pricing game is what I'm
Tom Griswold
sure I can dig it up and find out.
Pat Godwin
But man, I bet Drew was excited. He, he's, he's a fun host. He gets, he gets really pumped up for the player.
Tom Griswold
I love the fact that he also has the, the microphone and the long stick.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, that doesn't go way. The tiny, tiny microphone.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's kind of the tradition.
Chick McGee
I wonder, you think it was the guy that yodels. I love that game.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I love that too.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I wonder if Drew Carey, when he does his stand up now if he uses one of those or if he uses a traditional.
Christy Lee
Oh, I know. I see how this works. It is it, it came after the woman successfully navigated. It's called the lion shape. There a newer high stakes bet MGM branded game in which contestants can risk their earnings for a chance at significantly larger payouts.
Pat Godwin
Well, okay, so it was a single game, not the showcase showdown.
Christy Lee
Right?
Chick McGee
Huh?
Pat Godwin
Man, isn't that so?
Tom Griswold
Congratulations. Now coming up, we have Christy Lee at the news desk. And among other things, we do have. It's going to be hard to top ball Max in the world of news, but we, we have a new way to get arrested while drunk.
Pat Godwin
I've been looking for a new way, so.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I'm so tired of the old way.
Chick McGee
Oh, man.
Tom Griswold
And last week I checked Barney this, Barney that. I'm tired of my favorite story last week. That was the one about the moose calls. Remember the moose calls?
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah. Where the guy was.
Tom Griswold
They take that thing. It looks like a big tube in their mouth.
Chick McGee
No, they were deep deer in Germany. We can make it a moose if you'd like.
Tom Griswold
We have the seagull screech contest coming up.
Chick McGee
No kidding.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Seagulls are jerks. We all know.
Tom Griswold
And if you're watching the pit, how about the reference to the band sticks? The argument that took place in the episode. And Noah Wiley from that show is in the news doing something nice. We'll find out what that is. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. This is the show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show.
Chick McGee
Has your box taking a beating. Oh, hey. How you doing? You caught us. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, ready to roll? There's Jessica Hooker.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Chick McGee
Hello. Hello. Hello. That did sound funny.
Jess Hooker
That does sound weird.
Chick McGee
Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold. Hi there.
Pat Godwin
Hi.
Chick McGee
There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom's picking this. Time to pour. To pour Liquid.
Tom Griswold
We're fine.
Pat Godwin
What are you working on over there? What kind of drink you do?
Chick McGee
You look like a guy in the water.
Tom Griswold
I just switched to coffee after doing tea. Tea all morning.
Christy Lee
Oh, all right.
Tom Griswold
Having a. Having a cup of coffee now. I want to talk to Ms. Hooker briefly.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Nice to see you. You look great today.
Pat Godwin
Thank you.
Tom Griswold
Like your hairdo.
Jess Hooker
Thank you.
Tom Griswold
I went to a concert over the weekend.
Jess Hooker
I heard.
Tom Griswold
And the reason now, the concert was great, but I want to talk about something else. I had a hot dog.
Jess Hooker
Which night did you go?
Tom Griswold
I went Saturday.
Jess Hooker
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
Were you there?
Jess Hooker
No. I was curious which opening act. You said all. That's why.
Tom Griswold
Oh, God. Amazing. Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Ella Langley.
Tom Griswold
Yes. Oh, my God.
Pat Godwin
I like her.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. Brooks and Done was Friday night.
Christy Lee
What?
Jess Hooker
I know. That's the only reason I would have gone.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no, it was. I. It was a tremendous.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I love Brooks and Dunn, too.
Christy Lee
I do, too.
Tom Griswold
Ella Langley.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Is Imagine. Linda Ronstadt.
Christy Lee
Right.
Tom Griswold
Level vocals.
Pat Godwin
She's cool.
Chick McGee
Really? Yeah.
Jess Hooker
And she's really funny.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that was.
Tom Griswold
She was amazing.
Chick McGee
That is quite a stunning statement you just made.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no, her vocals are unbelievable.
Chick McGee
All right.
Pat Godwin
And how hot was Linda Ronstadt?
Tom Griswold
Well, I gotta tell you. What? On the. On the. On the hot scale. Ella.
Pat Godwin
Oh, well, sure, yeah.
Tom Griswold
If Linda's a 10. Ella's about a 12 and a half. Yeah, she was. Anyway, I'm off the topic. The more important thing was the hot dog.
Jess Hooker
Right. The hot dog.
Tom Griswold
And I have a theory about this I think maybe you'll back me up on.
Jess Hooker
Okay.
Tom Griswold
It was delicious.
Jess Hooker
Yes.
Tom Griswold
And you know, this is a stadium with 55,000 screaming fans, and they still. They still serve a great hot dog. And I don't know who the provider,
Pat Godwin
but that's part of the reason. The turnover. You want a good turnover with these. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And my theory. And I say my theory. Kelly said when I told her, God, these hot dogs are amazing, and then she ate one, which will probably cause her to go to the gym 40 times this week. Yeah, but she's my wife. Wife. By the way, you ever see this?
Pat Godwin
Right?
Jess Hooker
I know. I love it.
Tom Griswold
How lucky am I? How lucky am I? Isn't that amazing? I had strangers coming up to go, hey, congratulations, you got Married.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Good.
Jess Hooker
And you wore your cowboy hat, I assume.
Tom Griswold
I did.
Pat Godwin
There's a picture of him and his family. It's wonderful.
Jess Hooker
Oh, good. Yeah, good.
Chick McGee
It's the cast.
Pat Godwin
Sorry.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. The guy behind me took the picture. Anyway, so Kelly goes, well, the reason those hot dogs are so good is because they're wrapped in foil ale. And they're, like, steaming in there.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And it gets the buns all soft.
Christy Lee
Perfect. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And you don't need to put ketchup or mustard. They're just perfect just as they are.
Jess Hooker
They are a good plain dog. I'm with you there.
Tom Griswold
It was. It was very, very.
Chick McGee
A glizzy. Is that right?
Jess Hooker
A glizzy is what the kids say.
Tom Griswold
When did that. What did that.
Jess Hooker
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
I'm not gonna call it a glizzy.
Jess Hooker
You shouldn't.
Tom Griswold
A glizzy sounds like.
Chick McGee
No, you have to. You have to.
Jess Hooker
It's not for you.
Chick McGee
No, glizzy.
Tom Griswold
Glizzy sounds like a. I'll take a
Chick McGee
couple of glizzies and.
Tom Griswold
No.
Pat Godwin
Now, a glizzo is when you have nine hot dogs.
Tom Griswold
She's a big girl, maybe six.
Jess Hooker
Have you seen her lately?
Pat Godwin
No, I haven't.
Christy Lee
Yeah, she's lost some weight.
Chick McGee
I thought you played the flute while you were ordering. Maybe not.
Tom Griswold
So anyway, then I asked this question and there has to be a logical answer. Why don't fast food places have hot dogs?
Pat Godwin
Some do.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. So.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, but you want to know why the bigger franchise.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Why doesn't McDonald's have a nice.
Pat Godwin
I think it would cannibalize their burger.
Jess Hooker
That's not the business there.
Pat Godwin
Right.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but I mean, would the price point be such. That wouldn't. Couldn't they price it so they'd make more money than they'd make on a Big Mac, which is much more complicated to make.
Pat Godwin
Probably margins would be higher. But you can get a dog at. They don't need a margin.
Tom Griswold
As Chick pointed out, what's the best food to eat in a car?
Chick McGee
A hot dog.
Tom Griswold
A hot dog.
Jess Hooker
But how often do you eat a hot dog in the car?
Chick McGee
Well, it's because it's not. Not available.
Tom Griswold
Well, what I'm going to start doing is I'm going to start getting. I'm going to start.
Chick McGee
I get passionate.
Tom Griswold
I'm going to start listening to hello, Language and Morgan Wallen while eating hot dogs, driving my car.
Christy Lee
You can get a hot dog at most convenience stores.
Pat Godwin
I think that's also the argument of why would we get in the market
Christy Lee
of every gas Station, every gas station and every.
Chick McGee
Those aren't just hot dogs. Those are roller dogs.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but see, that's not the thing.
Pat Godwin
Well, the bun. The bun experience will be different.
Chick McGee
The.
Tom Griswold
The hot dog wrapped in the foil at the stadium.
Pat Godwin
Awesome.
Tom Griswold
I could have easily eaten eight of those.
Christy Lee
You've never had a roller dog? You cannot.
Tom Griswold
I don't set foot in the. I can't.
Jess Hooker
I'm so do a roller dog either.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they're not good.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, no, they can be good, but I don't do them either. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Although I may be changing my ways.
Chick McGee
Wawa sports desk.
Tom Griswold
No, I went. No, but I was, I was just going to say I went into a Wawa thank you a few weeks ago and I.
Jess Hooker
That's a different experience.
Pat Godwin
It is.
Tom Griswold
It was super clean.
Pat Godwin
Your wawas, your qts, your. Those are all. Yeah.
Christy Lee
High end convenience.
Pat Godwin
Your get goes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. But there's a place near my house where apparently I don't know, this guy's got something thing about. I don't know what it is, but it's the most hostile environment of you
Chick McGee
walk in store is hostile. I wonder what happened.
Tom Griswold
You want gum?
Christy Lee
Oh, there it is.
Tom Griswold
Mind if I buy the gum?
Pat Godwin
I run back. Apparently you want ice.
Tom Griswold
What I'd like is English and a little bit less attitude, buddy.
Chick McGee
You know what?
Jess Hooker
My God, since we're talking about hot hot dogs, I invented something over the weekend.
Pat Godwin
Tell us.
Jess Hooker
I had a hot dog at a Chicago dog on Friday. And then Saturday we had a bonfire. It was a good, good bonfire night. And I had a jalapeno cheddar dog which is a little bit thicker than your traditional hot dog. And then I had like the longer, just bun length dogs. So I sliced the jalapeno dog in half, stuck the small dog in the middle.
Tom Griswold
Oh my God. This is turtle ducking.
Jess Hooker
And I called it the double dog.
Christy Lee
Ah, it was amazing.
Pat Godwin
The double dog.
Chick McGee
And you can tell people you're gonna eat this? I double dog dare.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Now tell me. Walk through me one more time.
Jess Hooker
So it was a jalapeno cheddar. It wasn't a br. But it was a bigger dog.
Tom Griswold
Thicker. Okay.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jess Hooker
Sausage of some kind.
Tom Griswold
Same length?
Jess Hooker
No, it's a little bit shorter. And so I, I cut that in half. Long ways. Cut it in half and then put, put the thinner, longer bun length dog in the middle of that.
Christy Lee
Did you put it into a bun or did you eat that as the bun?
Jess Hooker
I put it in the bun.
Tom Griswold
Did you, when you sliced it, did you slice it all the way through or did you? Was it.
Jess Hooker
No, it was like a. Yeah, like a bunch. Yeah, like a hammock. And then so. And then some onions, some candied jalapenos, some mustard.
Pat Godwin
How about that?
Tom Griswold
I still think my stadium dog was better.
Pat Godwin
I bet your gas was colossal yesterday.
Jess Hooker
Happy Mother's Day.
Tom Griswold
Well, thank you very much. Now you missed ball maxing.
Jess Hooker
You know what? I'm good.
Christy Lee
No, you didn't. No.
Pat Godwin
Well, where do you stand on testicles? Do you want to see a man who's been. Who has ball maxed, or do you even care?
Tom Griswold
Ball maxing is a mental illness. I mean, is a procedure in which men. Would you tell her?
Christy Lee
They inject saline into their balls for 20, and it lasts only 24 to 42 hours.
Jess Hooker
That's it.
Christy Lee
Yeah. So they have to keep doing it so it inflates them. And one guy says it's as big as a cantaloupe.
Jess Hooker
I think somebody has a needle fetish. If you want to keep sticking needles in your balls every 24 hours, they're
Tom Griswold
posting the photographs on.
Jess Hooker
Have we looked at a set?
Christy Lee
No.
Pat Godwin
No, we haven't seen no image.
Christy Lee
We'll be on some list.
Chick McGee
That's a good point. I'd like to contrast and compare.
Jess Hooker
I'm curious.
Chick McGee
Like, standard testicles, do they look normal
Jess Hooker
or are they perfect, perfectly round? You know what I mean?
Pat Godwin
Because I don't. You don't inject the testicle. You inject the sack. Right, right. That's where the fluid goes. So presumably it's going a well weighted bag.
Christy Lee
You're stretching the skin.
Tom Griswold
And I asked the question, or maybe Chick asked it, I guess, before I did. Would this be for guys that want their jeans to have a huge bulge?
Pat Godwin
I think so.
Chick McGee
I think it would be just for display purposes. The.
Jess Hooker
The bulge in your jeans is a ball bolt?
Tom Griswold
Well, no, but I mean, if the balls were gigantic, it would shove everything forward.
Jess Hooker
Oh, okay. Okay.
Christy Lee
Wouldn't it suck? Just be more comfortable, A and B, a lot easier.
Tom Griswold
Well, the comfort level. I mean, you're going to sit down and you're going to. You're going to have trouble sitting with. You don't have to really adjust it. And I think riding a bicycle would be out of the question.
Christy Lee
Well, I don't think you would do it before. Mike.
Jess Hooker
Have any of you been in a situation where your balls were swollen? Like, you would know, like, oh, these are not sitting correctly.
Tom Griswold
Isn't that. Isn't that a post slightly? Yes.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay.
Pat Godwin
Right. I was gonna say mine was slight. After the three diverticular flare ups.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay.
Pat Godwin
The doctor asked if I had had some testicular pain. I go, you know what?
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Pat Godwin
And he goes, that's related to all the inflammation down there.
Chick McGee
So it wasn't because you were eating through your penis?
Pat Godwin
No, they found no harm in that.
Chick McGee
Oh, that's surprising.
Pat Godwin
Now I have to blow on the soup first.
Chick McGee
Of course. How cool would that be if you could flop it in there and sip
Christy Lee
like an elephant man?
Chick McGee
Oh, man.
Tom Griswold
Sir, you're gonna have to do that at the counter.
Pat Godwin
You can have your soup and salad simultaneously.
Chick McGee
Damn right. I could be eating salad and have my dork and a bowl of soup. Are you kidding me? I'm not allowed at that cookout.
Pat Godwin
Soup. Hey, quieter, everybody.
Chick McGee
There it is. Anyways, tell me we can't do comedy ball match.
Christy Lee
All right.
Tom Griswold
How could we have done that story without playing at least a little bit of this?
Pat Godwin
By the way, if that's not the first song played at the new White House Ballroom, How could they not inaugurate that place blasting that song? That would be great, Dignitary.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, just. Hey, take this. Critics.
Chick McGee
Tom, what are they saying? Like, uga chaka or something? They go into some sort of chant during big balls.
Tom Griswold
Uga chaka is the.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I know. The. I can't. Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. That's. But that's a great song from AC now, coming up.
Chick McGee
Well, I guess we'll never know.
Tom Griswold
No, no, I don't know. I mean, I can.
Christy Lee
He doesn't have the whole song over there. Chick.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, all I have is that snippet.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
But we'll find out more. I'll do a little bit of research during this next break. Or I like to, as I like to say, homework. Christy Lee's over there. What's going on?
Christy Lee
Well, your big balls will fit inside a Hyundai, I can tell you that.
Pat Godwin
Why don't you start that one over?
Tom Griswold
Very funny.
Chick McGee
Hi, this is Earl. Earl Miller with Hyundai. How's things going over there on the Bob and Tom Show? Look, understand we had a big balls mention before our commercial.
Christy Lee
Very comfortable car.
Chick McGee
Do I have to tell you what's
Tom Griswold
actually interesting is you went to Chicago with back and didn't have to stop for gas.
Christy Lee
Nope. I'm on the tank, baby. Now, I will say that when I was in Chicago, I parked and didn't drive again. Like, I Ubered or walked everywhere, so it was just. But down and back. Yeah. So you get great gas mileage with the Tucson hybrid, that's for sure. And you also Get America's best warranty. And the other great thing about that trip a I was by myself and could crank the music as loud as I wanted. The stereo system in that car is amazing. Enjoy it. And if you want to go off road, you might want to go a little bit bigger with the Santa Fe hybrid. It has a lot of power. It'll take you where you need to go. Hybrids from Hyundai, you get the best of both worlds. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details. That's Hyundai.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much, Hyundai. Coming up, we have another way to get arrested while drunk. And of course, we needed. We needed a new one. This one. As soon as you hear it, you go. Yep, makes sense. Hadn't thought of it. Also. Are you watching the pit, Ms. Hooker?
Jess Hooker
Not yet. I want to.
Tom Griswold
Noah Wy did a fun thing at a charity auction and it's also in a recent episode. They mentioned the band Sticks.
Chick McGee
I used to watch it. I used to enjoy it.
Christy Lee
Yeah?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Then what happen?
Chick McGee
Tom talks about it every day. Really sour.
Tom Griswold
Haven't mentioned it in weeks.
Chick McGee
That's couldn't be farther.
Tom Griswold
Sure, it's like a light year. Last time I defended you, which I did yesterday, but I'm not anymore. Oh, no.
Pat Godwin
What?
Chick McGee
What? What happened? People talking bad about me. What are you talking about?
Tom Griswold
The server at the place. I was having lunch.
Chick McGee
Oh, what's Chick's problem? Stuff like that.
Tom Griswold
The restaurant. The restaurant you call. What do you call? You call it.
Chick McGee
Oh, sorry to bother you.
Tom Griswold
Sorry to bother you.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Tom Griswold
She was wearing an obscure English T shirt.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Tom Griswold
And I said, oh, chicks and odd chicks. An angle file. Yeah, I'll let you know. But that's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey. Hey, There's Jess Hooker.
Christy Lee
Hello, Hello.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold.
Pat Godwin
Well, hi. What are we doing?
Chick McGee
I'm not sure. Pirates. Yeah, a southern pirate. Well, hello. There's Ace Cosby.
Pat Godwin
Ahoy.
Chick McGee
I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Well, that didn't work.
Christy Lee
Nope.
Tom Griswold
No, I'm sorry.
Chick McGee
Swinging a mess.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no, no, no. I was trying to find it. We had this ball maxing story about men who are filling their sacks with.
Chick McGee
Let me tell you something.
Tom Griswold
Saline solution.
Chick McGee
You find out where we can get it done and I'll go do It. Oh, just let me know.
Tom Griswold
There might be liability issues.
Chick McGee
What are you talking about?
Christy Lee
Don't do that.
Tom Griswold
So.
Jess Hooker
So why not? Why when women get breast implants, are they. Implants? Why are they in a bag? Why don't they just pump saline into.
Christy Lee
Oh, you have to do it every 24 hours. Absorbs it. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well. What?
Chick McGee
Breast Max Inc. Why don't they call it that?
Pat Godwin
I wonder if that's going on in any.
Jess Hooker
For an event.
Christy Lee
I bet just pump them up every day.
Tom Griswold
Wouldn't they be all like Reebok saggy the next day?
Chick McGee
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
I mean, if that seems like a really bad idea. All this stuff is ridiculous. But I. I was trying to find it and I. I went to churchbells.com
Chick McGee
and balls just about church bells.
Tom Griswold
Just. Just as much as church bells.
Christy Lee
Oh God, that's pretty.
Tom Griswold
Now, as Chick pointed out.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
If guys are doing this so called ball maxing, which is a real thing. You said there's. There what, 8, 000 people or 700?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Some website looking at this. It's got to be. It's obviously. It's a visual thing presumably.
Chick McGee
What. What is that from balls as big as church bells? Is that from like Blazing Saddles?
Tom Griswold
I. I think it's just an old phrase.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Okay.
Tom Griswold
It really is coarse, isn't it?
Chick McGee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Of all things, church bells just. I guess school bells would be worse.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
The more I think about this, that would be.
Christy Lee
What about cowbells?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. School bells on the wall. Anyway, where was I? No, cowbells aren't that big.
Pat Godwin
Cowbells, they're big for balls.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah, that's.
Pat Godwin
But if you really want to go. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Like, you know, Liberty Bell would be in this the 250th year of this great country of ours.
Pat Godwin
But there's only one of them. So I mean, you could say land Armstrong.
Tom Griswold
Ms. Hooker. Do you know what? Of any performers who are famous for their balls for displaying even where, while wearing trousers, an enormous bulge, he wants
Jess Hooker
you to say Tom Jones.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Oh, Tom Jones. Oh, funny. What's wrong? Funny?
Christy Lee
You mentioned that that's what he wanted.
Tom Griswold
Tom Jones. Of course.
Pat Godwin
All puppets. We're prompt.
Tom Griswold
Would you rather hear AC DC again?
Pat Godwin
Of course.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Christy Lee
A lot of other things we could talk about.
Tom Griswold
What? Oh, it's skipping. Sorry.
Chick McGee
I'm playing it on final one. Part of this I always laugh at. I know that's not it. Got flowers and lots of hours to
Pat Godwin
spend with you I'll soon be kissing
Chick McGee
your sweet Little pussy lips. I'm sorry.
Tom Griswold
I apologize. I apologize. Apologize.
Chick McGee
It's just smiling on them.
Tom Griswold
It just keep. Just. Just keep skipping.
Chick McGee
What's the other one? There's another one there, isn't there?
Tom Griswold
Oh, I got a whole.
Chick McGee
Is there part two.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, we'll just move on.
Chick McGee
Well, no, that's the money piece for me.
Tom Griswold
What are you doing? Okay, I'll have to have Jason grab it. Can you grab the money piece for Chick Chickster?
Pat Godwin
He's on.
Tom Griswold
Okay, here we go. Here we go. This. This should be it.
Chick McGee
Okay, good.
Pat Godwin
Jake's laughing and looking around at us again.
Tom Griswold
Again. This is the problem with vinyl. All these vinyl records just skip. It's terrible.
Christy Lee
Yeah, not the only procedure in the news. Some Russian men are getting a cosmetic procedure to make it look like they have injuries from MMA fighting. Popular Telegram channel Baza reports that a growing number of men are undergoing a procedure to get cauliflower ear.
Pat Godwin
No way.
Christy Lee
A permanent deformity we all are pretty well aware of, thanks to Greg Warren. Associated with blunt trauma from combat sports or wrestling.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, Greg got it from wrestling.
Christy Lee
Right. Dr. Marat Gasanov, an ear, nose and throat specialist, warned that body modification once again carries the risk of hearing loss, cartilage inflammation, and possible. What is pure inflammation that progresses to hematomas.
Chick McGee
What is it about me? That doctor, what was his name?
Christy Lee
Dr. Marat Gasanov.
Chick McGee
Yeah. You can pay him in chickens, right?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah.
Chick McGee
I will take chickens for your pursuit, your procedure.
Tom Griswold
Oh, is the gas enough?
Pat Godwin
Is the guest.
Chick McGee
I'll buy your tank of gas.
Tom Griswold
I. I was reading. I forget where I saw this.
Chick McGee
This.
Tom Griswold
That. In Germany, years ago, men would get scars on their face as if they'd been in a duel.
Pat Godwin
Oh, really?
Christy Lee
So weird.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's a. I'm gonna need some documentation.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I'll.
Pat Godwin
Men have been doing this stuff forever
Chick McGee
and he's acting like everybody's aware of this. Has anybody? I've not heard of that.
Tom Griswold
Again, the benefits of a classical education. The.
Chick McGee
I'm going to hit you with a folding.
Pat Godwin
Did you know that Greg Warren and told me that he could have his cauliflower ear drained every now and again and it would look like a normal ear.
Christy Lee
No kidding.
Pat Godwin
And I. What are you doing? Do it. And he goes, no. Well, you're. He goes, I don't need to do it. I go, you're not doing it for you.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you're doing it for us.
Christy Lee
We have to look at that.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. If you.
Tom Griswold
If you didn't wear headphones in here, we'd all be retching.
Chick McGee
You ever tried to eat a meal across from you, Greg Bad?
Pat Godwin
It's. It's not that bad.
Jess Hooker
No, that's fluid.
Pat Godwin
I thought it was a hardened like gristle. Yeah, maybe his is to the point now where he can't get that done.
Tom Griswold
That's possible.
Chick McGee
Yeah, but what about an ear implant?
Pat Godwin
I mean, the man's on tv. How did that happen?
Tom Griswold
They could probably do go in and insert some kind of cartilage plastic thing probably. If he cared about it. He's fine. He's very handsome man. Well, we had earlier in the year.
Chick McGee
I don't think we should lie to him.
Tom Griswold
Do you remember the broccoli heritage haircut?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, we had that earlier this year.
Pat Godwin
Is that still popular?
Tom Griswold
Kind of shaved in the sides, a
Christy Lee
little curly on top.
Chick McGee
You call it the Hitler, I believe.
Tom Griswold
No, no, this is even. We used to call that helicopter head. When I was in college, we had a guy that famously had that. It's sort of shorter by the ears than it didn't. Was there the writer of the Tonight Show?
Christy Lee
He only wore it once, by the way.
Chick McGee
Was there any. Anything you didn't make fun of when you were in college? I can't have imagine.
Pat Godwin
What hairstyle did you have? Did you let yours go down.
Chick McGee
Down to his shoulder?
Pat Godwin
Okay. Yes. You didn't do.
Tom Griswold
I believe it's called the don't hassle me man.
Pat Godwin
Yes, that's right. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Pat Godwin
Pretty cool.
Chick McGee
It's on one of the albums.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Picture him in New York City.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but so you've got your. You've got your broccoli. Is it called the broccoli haircut?
Chick McGee
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
The broccoli haircut and the cauliflower ear.
Chick McGee
They might just say, give me a
Tom Griswold
broccoli or we're gonna. Gonna have a. A little vegetable medley here in of cosmetic treatments. I think it's very nice.
Christy Lee
You have cantaloupe balls. There you go.
Tom Griswold
Thank you.
Chick McGee
Are there. Are there guidelines for what. What is in a vegetable medley? And you don't deviate.
Christy Lee
No, no, no.
Pat Godwin
All right, if no, then. But what's the one base that you must have in a vegetable medley? I would say it would probably be diced carrots.
Jess Hooker
Carrots. I'm going carrots.
Chick McGee
I was going to say peas and carrots.
Tom Griswold
I will say this. The fruit cup.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Too much pineapple.
Pat Godwin
Depending on where you're healthy in the pineapple lately.
Christy Lee
Well, sometimes it's all melon.
Jess Hooker
I feel that. Too much melon.
Christy Lee
Way too much melon.
Chick McGee
You need fresh. You need fresh pineapple.
Christy Lee
It should be a fruit cup or a melon cup. Not just.
Chick McGee
Well, you ever call boobs melons? That's kind of fun.
Pat Godwin
You do that?
Tom Griswold
Oh, all the time. Hey, mom, nice presentation. Presentation. By the way, there were quite a few on display at the concert I went to.
Chick McGee
That's what I was trying to get you to go.
Jess Hooker
Oh, yeah, somebody over the weekend called him hammers and I think I. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time.
Tom Griswold
Hammers.
Jess Hooker
Her hammers were hammering is what.
Pat Godwin
It kind of doesn't work.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, it does.
Pat Godwin
No, it's just. Why are they hammered?
Christy Lee
They're not hammers.
Jess Hooker
Well, he. The context was, is there was an old lady on our street that was mowing the grass and she was. And her yard is very bumpy and her hammers were hammering.
Pat Godwin
So they're up and down, up and down.
Jess Hooker
Okay, that's does work everywhere.
Chick McGee
You could almost use any noun for those. Like bumpers or, you know, headlights. Of course, standard party bags is a good one. Baby feeders, Fun bags. Baby feeders.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, none of these really. I don't know, Soft, happy.
Chick McGee
Well,
Pat Godwin
I don't care for that word. I like boobs because to me it's almost onomatopoeia.
Tom Griswold
Ish.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it's a boob. Round, bouncy.
Chick McGee
I don't want to speak for you ladies, but know you, you like boobs the best.
Christy Lee
Yeah, we say boobs. I say boobs all the time. Yeah, I think boobs.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Man, I was watching Bad Teacher yesterday. Do you guys happen to remember the scene in there?
Christy Lee
Where is that Cameron Diaz?
Pat Godwin
Cameron Diaz wants to get a boob job. And there is a huge breasted woman at the doctor's office played by the great David Pamer. And no kidding, she goes, may I? And Cameron Diaz starts playing with this woman's boobs. And it was like I was 16. I was overjoyed, really. And I hadn't had that in a while.
Chick McGee
And you don't have the girl.
Pat Godwin
Right?
Chick McGee
Right thing. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I was like, boy, if I didn't have things to do,
Tom Griswold
boy, the lawn almost didn't get cut yesterday. And you're blaming the great Cameron D.
Pat Godwin
If it had been a rainy day, yeah, it would have been okay.
Christy Lee
Some people call them pillows. Which leads to my story. Engineers have created a so called smart pillow that actually vibrates to wake up and alert deaf people in emergency.
Pat Godwin
Oh, this is good.
Christy Lee
Yeah. The device alerts sleepers to fire alarms, burglar alarms, and phone calls. Designed alongside members of the deaf community, the vibrating sleeve device slips over a standard pillow and sits inside a normal pillowcase. That's a great idea.
Chick McGee
Yeah, well, I had biking last night.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Jess Hooker
That's worse than anything Tom's ever done.
Tom Griswold
I was just gonna say, I wonder if this. If the deaf lady. The deaf lady sleeps with that pillow between her. Your legs. So not only is it an emergency, she wakes up smiling. Yeah, presumably.
Chick McGee
But you can hear her coming. I tell you.
Tom Griswold
Isn't there a. Because I know on the weather app that I have. You can sign up for
Chick McGee
naughtiest that they offer. Right?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. But you can sign up for. If there's a tornado warning, it'll go off in the middle of the night.
Christy Lee
Oh yeah.
Tom Griswold
Even if you've got.
Chick McGee
Right, right. I think it does anyway.
Tom Griswold
But I'm. Presumably there's a version of that with like flashing lights or something for deaf
Chick McGee
folks right now I don't.
Jess Hooker
I would guess so. I hope.
Tom Griswold
I would hope so.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
But this is even better, I guess.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, that's a nice thing.
Chick McGee
Which.
Tom Griswold
Would you.
Pat Godwin
Wait.
Tom Griswold
Oh, wait, hang a second.
Chick McGee
Are you.
Tom Griswold
Are you trying to set up Mussolini for another mocking the partially disabled?
Chick McGee
Which would you rather be, deaf or blind? You had. You have to pick deaf.
Pat Godwin
Deaf to never hear music again.
Chick McGee
Yeah, right.
Jess Hooker
I would be deaf.
Christy Lee
I'd be deaf. I love silence.
Tom Griswold
I take that personally.
Chick McGee
Never, never hear the Allan brothers again.
Christy Lee
This has been enough.
Tom Griswold
Okay, well, let's just move on. We'll be coming back with pick your affliction. The new. The new happy show.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Tom Griswold
In which contestants.
Chick McGee
I bet it's close. Would you rather have your right or
Tom Griswold
left armchair cocked off? Okay, let's just. Let's just get going here. Also coming up, we have once again a new way to get in trouble while drunk. In case you were.
Jess Hooker
Can't wait.
Tom Griswold
In case you were looking for one.
Chick McGee
When I said that, all Josh did was look at. Aren't you gonna do something?
Pat Godwin
No. Sometimes you want to see the reaction.
Chick McGee
Sure, sure. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I react. Let's see now where. Also. Oh, also coming up. And we can do this in the form of a question. We have the new list from the Social Security administration of the most popular baby names.
Chick McGee
Oh, come on with this.
Tom Griswold
What happens every year?
Chick McGee
It's been five or six times this year already. And we're not just June.
Tom Griswold
This is the Social Security list. We had the census list, but that's only valid every 10 years. So this is a more interesting one. It's more. Okarant
Pat Godwin
all right.
Tom Griswold
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Chick McGee
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Christy Lee
Yeah, give it to us.
Tom Griswold
It's the same as the Rifleman Chuck. That was the actor.
Chick McGee
Oh, Lucas. Lucas.
Tom Griswold
I love that name. Okay, that's the 10th boy name. The 10th girl. The 10th girl name is very unusual. The 10th most popular name last year. Okay, well, find it.
Chick McGee
Patty.
Tom Griswold
You think it's. You've heard that?
Christy Lee
I have heard it, but I have
Tom Griswold
not heard it before.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Chick McGee
Is it has something to do with a cartoon?
Christy Lee
No.
Chick McGee
Huh?
Tom Griswold
No. I don't know what it is.
Christy Lee
I think it's.
Pat Godwin
Is it Giner?
Christy Lee
I think it's a.
Tom Griswold
How did you know?
Chick McGee
What a lovely baby. We'll call her Giner.
Tom Griswold
Is it Chris?
Christy Lee
To answer the question, no, it's not.
Tom Griswold
Just, could you go into the room and get a large sack of manure and wet it down so I can hit it in the face?
Pat Godwin
Short for Reginer.
Tom Griswold
Okay, it's Regina. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and
Chick McGee
Tom show this morning.
Tom Griswold
Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel. Got it.
Chick McGee
Oh, man. Welcome back to Bob and Tom Show show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Hi.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hello.
Chick McGee
Dialing something up there on his iPad. Here we go. Huh? There's Jess Hooker.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold. Hi.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Pat Godwin
There's Ace Cosby. Hello.
Chick McGee
And I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Okay. We were talking about the number one, the top names of babies in the United States of America. The just released list from.
Christy Lee
Are we gonna do this? Are we gonna do history?
Tom Griswold
Oh, you want to do history? It's not a. We can probably squeeze them both. History. Not a terrific day.
Pat Godwin
All right, is it June 3rd?
Christy Lee
Wrong.
Chick McGee
Special day in history. May 11th, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Let's see now.
Pat Godwin
My birthday week. Sons of.
Christy Lee
Right.
Jess Hooker
That's right.
Pat Godwin
I want a gift every day.
Christy Lee
Well, we missed Monday.
Chick McGee
What are you gonna be, 40? 47? 46.
Tom Griswold
Here we go. The 49. Oh, boy. I don't know about this 1,502 at all.
Chick McGee
About.
Tom Griswold
Josh, when it's your birthday, we'll do the appropriate celebration.
Chick McGee
Well, we don't want to miss your birthday.
Pat Godwin
And I'll be 48 now.
Tom Griswold
Can you even eat cake anymore with this diverticulitis?
Pat Godwin
The diverticulitis is unrelated to what is to the dietary stuff I'm doing now.
Tom Griswold
But what do you want, cake or pie or.
Pat Godwin
Jess Hooker has already made the appropriate accommodations for the cake that I can eat, so thank you.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, I'll bring it in Friday.
Chick McGee
Something about gluten.
Tom Griswold
Will the rest of us want to eat a piece of it? Yeah, it's.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, it's not bad. I've tested it.
Tom Griswold
She kicked.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Okay. On this date in 1502, you ever
Chick McGee
take a sheet cake, Tom? To a neighbor's house, you know?
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Chick McGee
Like a dish to pass.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Sometimes you take a sheet cake.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Of course, in 1502, Columbus leaves Cadiz, Spain, for the fourth and final trip.
Chick McGee
Boy, he had Isabella wrapped around his finger, didn't he?
Christy Lee
And he didn't like to stay home.
Pat Godwin
And by the way, that was the first. First time he ever said Cadiz nuts. And it killed.
Tom Griswold
That's the origin.
Pat Godwin
And now that's.
Tom Griswold
Look at Cadiz nuts.
Chick McGee
Of course, he wasn't a stand up. He was a host at a. At a comedy club. They had on the Ship.
Tom Griswold
He didn't go back after that.
Chick McGee
It was on the Pinto.
Pat Godwin
He left. He didn't want to return.
Tom Griswold
No, but how many airbrushed T shirts from Florida do you really want?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, you really.
Chick McGee
They called the comedy club the Beans.
Pat Godwin
On the back of his ship, he had a Ron John Bob bumper sticker.
Tom Griswold
Very cool. I just saw one over the weekend.
Pat Godwin
You say they called it Beans?
Chick McGee
Yeah, it was on the Pinta,
Tom Griswold
and we didn't want to do history. Okay, let's see now.
Chick McGee
Hi. Welcome to Pinta.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that was the Mayflower.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
This is a personal friend of John. John Standish. No. Miles Stand.
Tom Griswold
Give me a break. 1981, Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats premiered at the West End in London.
Chick McGee
Midnight and the kitties are sleep.
Christy Lee
You never saw Cats on the page.
Tom Griswold
I am. I. This is. I do not care for Andrew Lloyd Webber at all.
Chick McGee
No, you.
Pat Godwin
Oh, none of it.
Chick McGee
You're like me.
Tom Griswold
Some good things in there. Sorry?
Chick McGee
When the cats go running through the crowd.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I saw it.
Pat Godwin
We're part of the show.
Tom Griswold
No, thanks.
Chick McGee
They make you uncomfortable.
Tom Griswold
And then the movie, of course. Famous.
Chick McGee
Get out of here. Cat face.
Tom Griswold
Famous for the anus shots of the
Pat Godwin
cats that they cut out. Yeah, yeah. Sadly, it probably would have done better if they're a bunch of.
Chick McGee
Couldn't do any worse, I tell you.
Tom Griswold
Oh, this is interesting.
Christy Lee
You know what?
Pat Godwin
I got kicked out of the.
Tom Griswold
The.
Pat Godwin
Oh, my feather pen just broke. That saddens me. I have to get a new one. I got kicked out of a Broadway production of Cats because when they would run through the audience just before that, I would break out the peanut butter. Sir, please don't.
Chick McGee
They're. They're little sandpaper.
Tom Griswold
Okay, all right, that's enough of that. 1997, the computer beat Gary Kasparov. Anybody remember the name of the computer?
Pat Godwin
Big blue mud face.
Tom Griswold
There you go. Big blue.
Pat Godwin
Well, he's not letting us play long. I don't know if it was during the commercial where Tom decided, I don't want any of these people with me, or.
Chick McGee
You know. It is a slamming of the door, though.
Tom Griswold
It's just a race to be done.
Pat Godwin
What happened?
Tom Griswold
I tried not to do this.
Chick McGee
Give me a break, he said, because we got to get to another damn baby name.
Christy Lee
Right? Exactly. Son of a bitch trying to save you.
Tom Griswold
Gary Kasparov.
Chick McGee
Fake anger about this is off the chart.
Tom Griswold
Gary Kasparov, a certified genius.
Chick McGee
Oh, man, I'm glad you said genius.
Pat Godwin
We didn't know what.
Tom Griswold
But after. Famously, after the computer beat him, he just kicked its Ass dodgeball. I'll take that machine. Let's see now. Oh, Irving Berlin. Happy birthday. Born in 1888. He lived to be 101 1.
Chick McGee
Oh, that's too long. Right.
Tom Griswold
Wrote, among other things, white Christmas.
Pat Godwin
All right, you were right. There is nothing here.
Tom Griswold
Interesting.
Chick McGee
This is really bad.
Tom Griswold
Salvador dali, born in 1904.
Chick McGee
And you do go down.
Tom Griswold
Had it not been for Hitler, I think he would have had the most famous mustache in history. Don't you think?
Christy Lee
It was something.
Pat Godwin
It was something.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Does that just shout I need attention.
Christy Lee
He was. He loved the attention.
Pat Godwin
You know, he was born on this day, but they don't know at exactly what time because the doctor's watch was melting.
Tom Griswold
You've seen the picture. Let's see now.
Christy Lee
You've seen the picture.
Tom Griswold
And then lastly, happy birthday, friend of the show. Nervous Vern of Nervous Vern and Munchy.
Chick McGee
Oh, you have to stop with this.
Tom Griswold
And then happy birthday, Cam Newton, your favorite hat wearer.
Chick McGee
Oh, we could air Cam Newton's hat if you'd have told him.
Tom Griswold
Okay, now
Chick McGee
he has to prepare.
Pat Godwin
I must look through my notes.
Tom Griswold
Are you gonna play a song for us?
Christy Lee
Yes, Cam Newton.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Right. While you do that, I'll read this. While you're. I'll stall for just a second. I was just handed this. This comes to us from Harmony and
Chick McGee
me pretty good company.
Tom Griswold
Last night, my six year old daughter Ren argued with her big brother about how different shaped pastas taste different. So there you go, Tom. Well, your daughter's a genius.
Jess Hooker
Have her committed.
Chick McGee
Real, real dumb.
Tom Griswold
Different shaped pastas taste different.
Pat Godwin
That's her brother's name is.
Christy Lee
They don't.
Tom Griswold
Yes, they do.
Christy Lee
No, they don't. They're all made with the same stuff.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Christy Lee
It'll hold sauce differently.
Tom Griswold
Clothes are all made with the same cloth, but it doesn't mean they look the same.
Pat Godwin
Well, most shirts do taste.
Chick McGee
That doesn't mean anything.
Tom Griswold
See you. What about do this and you te. Hey. Oh, you know what I bought?
Jess Hooker
What'd you buy?
Chick McGee
Oh, me? Tell, tell me. Remember how and Brothers box set.
Tom Griswold
I've already got that.
Chick McGee
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
Remember how I told you when I got married I had to put on Kelly's underwear because I had black underwear and she'd bought me these sort of thin linen pants.
Christy Lee
You brought nude underwear?
Tom Griswold
I went online, so I had to wear her underpants right down there when I got. But I went online and I bought two pairs of Jockey. They happened to be my flesh tone. They don't call that they. I forget what they Call it.
Christy Lee
But yeah.
Tom Griswold
Caucasian American.
Jess Hooker
Sunburn.
Tom Griswold
Sunburn. Likely pants, underwear.
Pat Godwin
So that's nice. Have you received them?
Tom Griswold
Yes, I got them. Should I bring them in?
Pat Godwin
I want you to wear them in and then show them to them.
Christy Lee
Yeah, with your linen pants. We want to see them.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
I can't wear those all day. They don't.
Christy Lee
Well, go home and change. After four hours, you can wear them for a break.
Chick McGee
This afternoon, a guy like you can make an appointment to have your balls inflated and then you work.
Christy Lee
But don't you keep closing your office here. You could just change it a break.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
All right, I'll bring them in.
Christy Lee
All right.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Chick McGee
I can't.
Tom Griswold
But now when we come back, we're gonna have your song.
Chick McGee
You got it?
Tom Griswold
Did you find it?
Pat Godwin
I did find it.
Tom Griswold
Okay. By the way, I have a cut on my arm that I. I got at that concert. No idea how I got that. Maybe the guy's spurs in back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation.
Chick McGee
Station.
Tom Griswold
Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link@bobandtom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Pat Godwin
All right.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Chick McGee
Professional. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hello.
Chick McGee
With a song ready to go, I understand, Tom. There's Jess Hooker.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
There's Josh Arnold with a letter from an officer of the law.
Chick McGee
Oh, and you have a new coffee mug. I need to hear more.
Christy Lee
Yes, I like it.
Chick McGee
There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello. Chick Magee. Letter first, please. What is it?
Pat Godwin
This comes to us from, as I said, a police officer, 27 year police veteran in the Indianapolis area.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Pat Godwin
Says while listening to you guys this morning, you were talking about about testicle size compared to member size.
Christy Lee
So.
Pat Godwin
Okay, if we've been talking about ball maxing, which is a process in which certain guys out there are injecting their scrotums with fluid so that they're more full.
Christy Lee
Right.
Pat Godwin
Well, Chick, I think you asked, do you really want or no. Atomic posited, wouldn't that kind of make your penis look smaller?
Chick McGee
Right? The bigger the surroundings?
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Yeah. And I happen to say that's why I cut my balls, so that my penis would look bigger. Well, this, I said this while this officer was doing a routine traffic stop. He was in the process of writing a citation when I Said that he just laughed and ripped the citation in half and went back to his car and left. So that guy got off.
Christy Lee
The person he had pulled over was listening to the show, apparently because he'd heard it.
Tom Griswold
That's a rap that could have gone the other way.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Very nice.
Pat Godwin
So you're welcome to that stranger out there.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much.
Pat Godwin
My new coffee mug is from it's Big Bass Bash. I take part in that twice a year with my brothers. It's a bit. It's a fishing tournament.
Tom Griswold
Is that made of metal?
Christy Lee
It looks like a. One of those.
Chick McGee
It does look like a metal cup
Christy Lee
that you would use on a camping trip.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, it's a camp cup.
Pat Godwin
Exactly. Now, it's a traditional. It's sort of a ceramic mug, but it does have the. That look.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Pat Godwin
So it really.
Tom Griswold
Oh, it isn't a metal one.
Pat Godwin
And it's bigger. So I can have 12 ounces in here instead of 10.
Chick McGee
Correct me if I'm wrong, and I may be. I may be way out of my depth here. That's 2 ounces more, am I right?
Pat Godwin
It absolutely is. If I have three cups, it ends up being six ounces more intake.
Tom Griswold
Oh, 30.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
On that note, Christy Lee, what's happening at the news desk?
Christy Lee
Well, we're going to talk about baby names.
Chick McGee
Well, we were going to talk to Pat.
Tom Griswold
Oh, sorry, Patrick.
Pat Godwin
A half hour to get the guitar up here.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
I'm sorry. It was. We were celebrating the birthday of a football great Cam Newton, famous for his hats. Yes, sir.
Pat Godwin
You want to hear that little tribute?
Tom Griswold
Cam Newton's hats, custom made with fancy feathers. Cam Newton's hats, purple lids and pink fedoras. Cam Newton's hat, like Grandma's Easter bonnet. Yeah, everyone, a fine chapeau. Some furry with a crazy bow. Looks like he runs a bordello.
Pat Godwin
Cam Newton's. Anytime you can use chapeau in a song, I am on board.
Tom Griswold
But I mean anytime you can do a parody of a semi obscure very.
Pat Godwin
Grandma's Hands.
Chick McGee
Grandma's Hands.
Tom Griswold
A great Bill Withers.
Chick McGee
Don't sleep on Bill Withers. Not a good life stuff out there, too.
Tom Griswold
Oh, the best, the best. Now, once again, the. This is not the Census Bureau. This is the Social Security annual list of baby names.
Christy Lee
They've been tracking the names given to babies born in each state since 1880.
Chick McGee
Okay, this is the list. This is it for this year.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Pat Godwin
We don't talk about it until this list comes out next year.
Chick McGee
Right.
Tom Griswold
This is for the United States of America.
Christy Lee
The most.
Tom Griswold
Right.
Pat Godwin
That's his caveat. We'll do yes to
Christy Lee
for the most popular names in 2025, Liam and Olivia top the list of baby names. 7th year.
Tom Griswold
Is this because of Oasis? When did Liam become Well, no, but it's Liam Neeson.
Chick McGee
Are they counting William and Liam?
Christy Lee
No, no, Liam. L. I am.
Pat Godwin
It's a cool name.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
What are you going to do? Olivia's real pretty also.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but now everybody's going to have it. Well, I'm not too here to go to kindergarten five years from now. And raise your hand. Liam. And six kids are going to raise their hand.
Pat Godwin
Well, that happens with John, that happens with Mike.
Christy Lee
None of those are in the top ten now.
Pat Godwin
Right, right, right, right, right.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Number ten is Lucas. Number nine, William. So there you go.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Chick McGee
There you go.
Christy Lee
Number eight, Mateo.
Chick McGee
Mateo.
Christy Lee
Number seven, Elijah.
Jess Hooker
Easy.
Christy Lee
Number six, James. Number five, Henry. Henry's become real popular.
Pat Godwin
My three year old twin. Twin? I have a three year old twin?
Tom Griswold
Wow, your mom really gestated that second kid. So.
Chick McGee
So instead of going back yourself, did
Tom Griswold
he come up with a beard that ripped?
Chick McGee
The old your go to is to lie. Is that right? Okay.
Pat Godwin
Hey, show my three year old nephew who happens to be a twin with his sister. They. He. His name is Henry. That's all I want.
Tom Griswold
Did they. Did they name his sister Loose.
Chick McGee
Loose. Henry Loose, anyone? Oh, from the Time or Newsweek publisher of Time.
Tom Griswold
Oh, my God, I'm sorry now again, I forgot. Got the. I've never cracked a book.
Chick McGee
Are Henry and Sylvie his sister? Are they identical twins?
Pat Godwin
They are, yes.
Chick McGee
That's interesting.
Pat Godwin
Sylvie's penis is an innie.
Christy Lee
I love the name Sylvie.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Number four is Theodore. Number three, Oliver. Two, Noah. And once again, number one is Liam.
Jess Hooker
Oliver.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Is there a Teddy?
Chick McGee
That's good. Teddy.
Jess Hooker
Teddy.
Tom Griswold
Because typically American names were tied to television shows and sure, Jennifer was. They tracked that to some soap opera.
Chick McGee
We're just that shallow.
Tom Griswold
No, but I'm just kind of curious. Of what? The Liam. The Liam and the Noah thing. Aren't those the two guys from Oasis?
Chick McGee
Liam and Noah?
Tom Griswold
No. Okay, okay.
Chick McGee
No, you're forgetting about Liam Neeson.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no, he's my favorite.
Christy Lee
Well, there's Liam Payne. It was.
Tom Griswold
Not anymore.
Chick McGee
Huh. I have a particular suggestion.
Christy Lee
Well, there's that.
Tom Griswold
Didn't he write that song Jump?
Christy Lee
No, that was a Van Halen song.
Tom Griswold
How about Girls?
Pat Godwin
I remember one morning I made a Liam Payne joke. Yeah, he jumped down my throat. I want to say on and off the air.
Chick McGee
Yep, he sure did.
Pat Godwin
Son of a.
Jess Hooker
Done at first.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's the wonderfulness of Tom.
Pat Godwin
Do as I say, not as I.
Chick McGee
Exactly.
Tom Griswold
Unless I feel the same way.
Christy Lee
Not male names that have disappeared or decreased rather in population popularity. Kareem Kaza Kai and Landon. Landon's a good name. I like that.
Pat Godwin
Gaza is also not as popular.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it's not.
Chick McGee
What about. What about the girl's? Name? Is Hormuz on there?
Christy Lee
No.
Pat Godwin
Okay, what about Millicent?
Tom Griswold
I'm sorry. So wait a minute. What are the boys names that have been dropped from the list?
Christy Lee
They are Kareem, Kareem, Kaza Kai and Landon.
Tom Griswold
Do you read Abil Jabbar's? Do you get his newsletter?
Chick McGee
No, it's on the email.
Tom Griswold
It's really good. He's cream of the crop.
Chick McGee
He's got a.
Tom Griswold
He's great.
Pat Godwin
That's very good.
Tom Griswold
He's a really interesting.
Chick McGee
He's got a big brain.
Pat Godwin
The Kareem always rises.
Tom Griswold
I'm sure he's loves hearing that.
Chick McGee
Kareem of Wheat.
Tom Griswold
Keep going. Anybody?
Pat Godwin
Kareem of Wheat is probably.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I like his work with Clafton.
Pat Godwin
Oh, Kareem, Kareem, Kareem Feet.
Tom Griswold
Kareem. I'm so sorry.
Christy Lee
Mr. Ava has slipped out of the top 10 for the first time in years and replaced by Elania, which is number 10. I'm sorry, l I A N a what Slipped out?
Tom Griswold
I've never heard of a human being named that.
Christy Lee
Oh, I've got a couple, yeah. And I have a girlfriend named Elania.
Tom Griswold
Is that from a movie or something?
Christy Lee
No.
Pat Godwin
Yes. Alania does Dallas.
Tom Griswold
No, it's not curious as to why it's suddenly popular.
Jess Hooker
It sounds kind of like the first lady.
Christy Lee
It's a little bit. It's a Hebrew name.
Jess Hooker
Means.
Tom Griswold
Okay, I'm just wondering.
Christy Lee
Sophia number nine. Nine. Evelyn, eight. Isabella, seven. Mia, six. Sophia, five.
Pat Godwin
I would say you're more of an eight, at least.
Chick McGee
Mia, you. I would have given anything for you.
Christy Lee
Sophia, five. Amelia, four. Emma, three. Charlotte, two. And Olivia stands at number one again. Okay. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
So Amelia Earhart hasn't totally sullied the name Amelia.
Christy Lee
Apparently not.
Chick McGee
Hmm.
Christy Lee
No. The fastest rising olive oil hasn't.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. When's that gonna come?
Tom Griswold
Olive oil hasn't sullied Olivia. I do.
Chick McGee
You know I do olive oil. Are you ready?
Tom Griswold
Oh, Popeye.
Chick McGee
What do you think?
Tom Griswold
Not bad.
Christy Lee
That's not bad.
Tom Griswold
Hated Popeye as a kid.
Christy Lee
Oh.
Chick McGee
Oh, no. Popeye's the best in. In the margins. Like Sergio Aragona's drawings. When Popeye is mumbling, that's the best
Tom Griswold
stuff in the World. Yeah, but the Popeye cartoons. I'd rather watch Rex Humbard or whatever girl names Aubrey.
Christy Lee
I have never.
Chick McGee
Aubrey was her.
Christy Lee
Is it. It's Cattleya. K A C A T T L
Chick McGee
E Y A C A A girl with big teats.
Pat Godwin
What is it?
Christy Lee
C A T T L E Y A Catalya.
Chick McGee
How odd.
Jess Hooker
Yeah, I've never even.
Christy Lee
JC and Zendaya declined the most in popularity over the last year. Year.
Jess Hooker
Okay.
Christy Lee
For girls, the fastest rising baby name was Clarity.
Pat Godwin
Come on.
Christy Lee
Spelled with a K.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. No, that. Yeah, very good. Awful clarity.
Christy Lee
The fastest rising boy name Kasai. K A S A I meaning fire in Japanese and Swahili.
Tom Griswold
Uhhuh. Yeah. Meaning? Meaning you're beaten in the playground in the America.
Chick McGee
English 3:15. Time for your beating.
Pat Godwin
What are the odds it's the same word in Japanese and Swahili?
Christy Lee
I know, right?
Chick McGee
It just goes to my. All foreign languages. They make them up as they go along. Absolutely true.
Christy Lee
There you go. That's your. That's your naming story.
Pat Godwin
All right.
Tom Griswold
Okay. So Liam and Olivia, the big.
Christy Lee
Yep.
Chick McGee
Big winners.
Tom Griswold
The big winners.
Pat Godwin
Seven years in a row.
Chick McGee
No Toms. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
There's a couple sort of standards in there. What was it? James and Henry Thomas.
Jess Hooker
Those are good.
Tom Griswold
But Michael is not on the list.
Christy Lee
No. Robert. No. Thomas.
Tom Griswold
Michael has been hovering around 2 and 3 for years. I'm surprised that's going. What are the most traditional. None of the traditional like ladies names are in there. No. Like Linda or.
Pat Godwin
No. Jane.
Christy Lee
Susan.
Jess Hooker
No, they're kind of jumped back to like grandma names like Sylvie, Evelyn. Yeah, those. Yeah.
Chick McGee
So certainly. No, no. Karen.
Christy Lee
No.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You're not naming a baby girl Karen.
Christy Lee
No.
Pat Godwin
You're not unfair.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah. Karen's a good name.
Tom Griswold
What do they know the origin of how Karen got picked to be the white bitching.
Jess Hooker
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
The first woman. Probably that.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, First. First lady.
Jess Hooker
The K. So Karen with a K. Is that what you guys think?
Pat Godwin
Absolutely.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Somehow Karen's with a C are exempt.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. I have an Aunt Karen with a C and it's like she's. I don't know.
Christy Lee
Karen's with a C. Just C A
Jess Hooker
R, E, N. No, she's C A
Pat Godwin
R O, N. Yeah, most of them are O. Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
It sounds really French to me. Because of Leslie. Leslie Carol.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay. Okay.
Tom Griswold
Now the name Eliana, the most famous one is a Brazilian TV personality.
Chick McGee
Sure. Yeah. A weather. Weather person.
Christy Lee
Yeah. It doesn't have to be named after somebody on tv.
Pat Godwin
Oh, Eliana Broadbut.
Chick McGee
She's a spokesman for.
Pat Godwin
She's Brazilian.
Chick McGee
One of those fortified beers.
Pat Godwin
That's right, Broad. Budweiser.
Tom Griswold
Coming up. Christy, what have you got over there?
Christy Lee
Coming up, we have a story, and I think you gonna.
Chick McGee
I hate seagulls.
Christy Lee
I know you do. You're gonna hate those, too.
Chick McGee
That's mine.
Tom Griswold
Give me that.
Pat Godwin
They are entitled.
Chick McGee
That's mine.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they. Wiley's in the news. We love Noah.
Tom Griswold
He's great. Terrific.
Christy Lee
And if you like rubies. Boy, did they unearth a big one.
Chick McGee
Jack. Ruby.
Christy Lee
No, the stone. A ruby.
Tom Griswold
But have you seen a picture of this thing? It's hideous.
Christy Lee
Well, it's not cleaned yet. I mean, they clean them up. It's wrong.
Tom Griswold
No, it looks like a red afterbirth.
Chick McGee
Well, they're gonna.
Pat Godwin
They're gonna afterbirth.
Chick McGee
They're gonna chop it up.
Pat Godwin
Maybe it's a blood.
Chick McGee
Polish it up.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they don't.
Tom Griswold
Just.
Christy Lee
What?
Tom Griswold
You'll see. You don't want to hear worth repeating. Be quiet right now.
Pat Godwin
Be quiet. That has been his MO for the last 30 minutes.
Tom Griswold
It is again. Be quiet.
Christy Lee
Just sit here for the next break and not.
Chick McGee
He does. Yeah. And he goes, well, I don't know where. I lost all of them. I don't know what happened. And other. I told him to be quiet, and then they got an attitude.
Tom Griswold
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Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Hi.
Chick McGee
Hey, there's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hello.
Chick McGee
There's Jess Hooker.
Christy Lee
Hi.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold.
Pat Godwin
Hi there.
Chick McGee
Ace Cosby here. Hello, I'm Chick and hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick McGee.
Chick McGee
Hello.
Tom Griswold
Now, where were we? Christy, I think you had some.
Christy Lee
We were talking about baby names and one of the top names is Noah. We have another Noah in the news today. Noah Wiley. That's right. The pit star gave fans quote unquote physical exams worth over $36,000 at a recent charity auction. According to Variety, Mr. Wiley dressed as his character Dr. Robbie for night of Too Many Stars Stars, a comedy variety show hosted by Jon Stewart with an auction benefiting next for autism. Two fans donated $18,000 each for a joke filled physical from the actor in front of nearly 18,000 people at the Hollywood Bowl.
Tom Griswold
I thought whipping out the stirrups was a little much. What do you think?
Pat Godwin
I, I think there are women out there that would have, oh, yeah, luckily,
Christy Lee
easily spread their legs for no Wiley.
Tom Griswold
Our friend Drew Powell was featured.
Chick McGee
He was starting the first season.
Tom Griswold
That's right in the pit. And I understand Drew is now saying, what did Mr. Wiley get? How much money did he raise to 36,000. Yeah, Drew says that for 500 bucks he'll punch anybody you want in the face.
Christy Lee
Oh, really?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Spoiler alert.
Pat Godwin
Oh, it wouldn't have been if you hadn't said spoiler alert. You could have just gotten away with it.
Tom Griswold
Well, okay.
Christy Lee
Sorry. Too late. Now.
Tom Griswold
That's a terrific show. And there is. For those of you that are fans of classic rock, there's a funny exchange about the band Styx in a recent episode. I think that episode was written by Noah, by the way. But it's a terrific show.
Christy Lee
A massive 11,000 carat Ruby has been unearthed in Myanmar. Yeah, that's going to be hard on the hand to carry around.
Chick McGee
Whoa.
Tom Griswold
Do you have a picture of this thing?
Christy Lee
Discovered by miners near the town of Mogok.
Pat Godwin
Were they like 1817?
Christy Lee
The stone is the second largest by weight ever found in the region.
Chick McGee
Sorry, old timer, we don't serve miners.
Christy Lee
While it weighs roughly half of the 21,450 carat nine and a half pound stone found in 1990, the new gem is considered more valuable due to the superior color and quality. It has a purplish red hue with yellowish undertones.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
High quality color grade.
Chick McGee
Expensive one.
Christy Lee
Moderate transparency and a highly reflective surface.
Tom Griswold
There it is.
Christy Lee
Ah, yes.
Tom Griswold
It looks like dirty dried up jello. Or I. And I also can't tell how big it is because there's nothing to scale it on that.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it's just sitting on a podium.
Chick McGee
It kind of looks like a. A baby gray grimace.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Right.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Not particularly pretty until they.
Tom Griswold
Is Ruby Tuesday still out there?
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
That's a good question.
Chick McGee
I don't know. But they are. They were the last one of the last ones to have a salad bar. I missed the salad bar.
Christy Lee
They chop that all up or do they leave it like that and put it in a museum?
Tom Griswold
The ruby. But you got me.
Christy Lee
I don't know. I don't know.
Chick McGee
I say we steal the ruby.
Tom Griswold
Ruby.
Chick McGee
We make it a caper. Josh can drive the van and come up with the plan.
Pat Godwin
I'm a pretty good wheel man and I gotta come up with a plan.
Tom Griswold
He's just a driver.
Chick McGee
Well, no, actually, we should let Tom come up with the plan.
Christy Lee
Are you kidding me?
Chick McGee
He doesn't come up with a plan. He's going to criticize all the plans.
Christy Lee
Follow the plan.
Pat Godwin
We'll just march into the police station.
Chick McGee
You know, you're right.
Tom Griswold
Somehow, for some reason, you know something? I won't have to.
Chick McGee
Because of distraction, I had the Almond Brothers playing down the street and no one went. So they all saw us go into the.
Tom Griswold
It's difficult with everyone to.
Pat Godwin
I'll lull the security guard to sleep with my stories of Nervous Vern.
Chick McGee
So then, amazing people. It was his birthday today. I know.
Christy Lee
Ver.
Chick McGee
My.
Pat Godwin
Nobody in America knows me.
Tom Griswold
It's a great, great song. We're gonna play it a minute.
Christy Lee
Nervous Verne.
Chick McGee
Shut up. You are not. That's a song. Or is it a guy?
Christy Lee
I thought it was a dazzy guy.
Tom Griswold
It is.
Christy Lee
The sixth annual European Seagull Screeching Contest recently took place in Belgium.
Tom Griswold
Do you have the audio?
Christy Lee
70 competitors. Do you have the audio? Chick from 15 countries, based off.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I've got it. Okay, I got the audio.
Pat Godwin
You have to stop.
Christy Lee
70 that. 70 competitors from 15 countries faced off to see who.
Chick McGee
Oh, not you, Josh.
Christy Lee
Produced the best imitation of a seagull's distinctive shriek.
Tom Griswold
I got it right here.
Chick McGee
There you go.
Tom Griswold
That's
Pat Godwin
everything. A joke with.
Tom Griswold
Love that song. Love that song. That's, of course, the band Flock of Seagulls.
Chick McGee
That's this.
Tom Griswold
That's not to be confused with the Flock of Seagulls, which had George Siegel on banjo.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
And that's pretty much it.
Pat Godwin
And Robert Siegel.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. From npr.
Chick McGee
We don't have his voice. I'm Robert Siegel.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
So we don't have competitors.
Tom Griswold
Okay. The. One of the guys I think did the Flock of Seagull's hairdo.
Christy Lee
Did he?
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah. I'm sure I met that guy.
Pat Godwin
By the way, he's bald now.
Tom Griswold
Oh, he is.
Chick McGee
So you don't really have.
Christy Lee
You don't really have seagull shrieking.
Chick McGee
No, the only seagull shrieking we have is me.
Christy Lee
I asked Jason to get it.
Tom Griswold
No, here. I got. I'm sorry. Do it. Here it is. Here it is.
Pat Godwin
I mean, it's pretty much written.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Oh, God, that's awful.
Christy Lee
The competition was won by Corinne Gronholtz from Oslo, Norway.
Chick McGee
Oh, I thought that was the name of the bird. Way to go, Corinne.
Pat Godwin
She had a last name.
Chick McGee
You get. You know what she won.
Tom Griswold
After she did her screeching, she went and she stole French fries from the people sitting there to give it that full seagull effect. Is Screech is deceased. Is that correct?
Pat Godwin
Oh, yes.
Tom Griswold
He died from diamond. Saved by the bell. There's more than just the.
Christy Lee
That role.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Comedian. Not much more. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, Sorry.
Chick McGee
He stood up and gave speeches all across the country.
Pat Godwin
A screech speech.
Chick McGee
Screech speech.
Christy Lee
A man from Florida facing charges after he allegedly operated a drone while intoxicated. Police in St. Petersburg said the 34 year old contractor was using his drone at around 12:20 in the morning when he recklessly flew the device near a a man's vehicle.
Pat Godwin
I was trying to see his hot wife.
Christy Lee
A report states that the small unmanned aerial device flew back and forth past the open driver's side window of the victim's sedan.
Pat Godwin
It's funny.
Christy Lee
The suspect funny. It is kind of funny driving along.
Chick McGee
Hey, you don't cut funny. Right?
Christy Lee
The suspect then approached the victim, grabbed his phone, striking the man's eye in the process.
Chick McGee
Oops.
Christy Lee
The 34 year old who admitted to drinking prior to the lady late night drone flight.
Pat Godwin
I did it. What are you gonna do about it?
Christy Lee
Was arrested for burglary, assault and battery. Officers noted the victim works as a delivery diver. I don't know why that's important to the story, but.
Chick McGee
Okay, so he's unemployed.
Christy Lee
No, he works as a delivery.
Tom Griswold
Speaking of drones and droning on and on.
Chick McGee
You're talking to me, aren't you? Yeah, that's what everybody was.
Tom Griswold
Right now I'm going to play. Play nervous. Fern and Munchie, Please don't.
Pat Godwin
Who the hell are these people?
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
They're friends of mine. Here we go. We got a little request that we'd like to make. This isn't a joke, it isn't a fake but you see we really got
Pat Godwin
this press in need has anybody got any weed?
Tom Griswold
Cause we're jonesing like a mother and we're dry as a bone can't get our connection off the telephone so let
Pat Godwin
us repeat if you miss the point
Tom Griswold
can anybody front us a joint or two or three? Has anybody got any pot?
Pat Godwin
Reefer is the one thing that we
Tom Griswold
ain't got it's that green stuff that
Pat Godwin
grows with some seeds and a stem.
Tom Griswold
We really need a shot of that vitamin and we don't need no acid
Pat Godwin
cause we're getting too old don't needle cocaine cause our hearts will explode. What we really, really want y' all
Tom Griswold
to help us obtain Is a little
Pat Godwin
bit of Mary Jane let's go to the phones.
Tom Griswold
Has anybody got any pot?
Pat Godwin
Reamer is the one thing that we ain't got.
Tom Griswold
It's that green stuff that rolls with
Pat Godwin
some seeds in a stem.
Tom Griswold
We really need a shot of that vitamin M We don't need no zannies or Bikes or. Perfect.
Pat Godwin
Don't buy us drinks cause we'll act like jerks. But we really want you to help us get what we ain't got.
Tom Griswold
Has anybody got any pot?
Pat Godwin
We're talking herbal.
Tom Griswold
I'm getting a no signal
Pat Godwin
from Mr. Griswold.
Tom Griswold
We won't stop singing. Nice.
Chick McGee
Thank you.
Pat Godwin
How many people is that?
Tom Griswold
Two.
Christy Lee
Two people, man.
Pat Godwin
It does. It sounds like a lot more there at the end.
Jess Hooker
It sounds like a lot.
Tom Griswold
Nice. Very good.
Pat Godwin
That's a rich.
Christy Lee
Now I remember that.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
You're not.
Tom Griswold
You're not a poor smoker.
Christy Lee
No, I'm not. We were talking about that over the weekend.
Tom Griswold
Weren't you saying that someone you know is becoming a bud tender?
Christy Lee
No, someone I know is going to become a buyer for all of the accessories that are used in that world.
Tom Griswold
Oh, oh, you mean like the elaborate
Christy Lee
pipes and bongs and T shirts and whatever they sell in the stores? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
What is the origin of the name bong?
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
Is it because if you hit it hard enough, it's like your head is inside a large bell? Is it like. It is not. I'm just asking.
Christy Lee
Speaking of marijuana.
Pat Godwin
You know, sometimes I wish you would just ask things in your head.
Chick McGee
Yeah. You don't have to.
Christy Lee
Authorities.
Tom Griswold
This is coming from you.
Pat Godwin
That's right.
Tom Griswold
Okay, just checking.
Christy Lee
Authorities in Texas arrested a woman. Woman at Dallas Love field Airport after 75 pounds of marijuana spilled out of her suitcase.
Pat Godwin
Whoops. 75 pounds.
Tom Griswold
It's for personal use. Don't let nervous Vernon Munchie hear about this.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Christy Lee
The Dallas Police Department reports officers were alerted by an airline partner that a suitcase on board a flight from Las Vegas had broken open and revealed a large amount of marijuana hidden inside. Responding narcotics detectives discovered two additional suitcases filled with vacuum sealed pouches totaling to 75 pounds of cannabis. Officials identified the suitcase's owner and took the 25 year old into custody for possession of marijuana between 50 and 2,000 pounds.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Christy Lee
All right.
Chick McGee
That's quite a strange. It is.
Pat Godwin
So 50 is almost the same as 2000.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
But if you have 49, you're okay.
Chick McGee
I mean, if you're gonna smuggle. Smuggle 2000. Yes. Make it worth your while.
Tom Griswold
So Springfield, the Samsonite.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Right.
Chick McGee
For the locking suitcase.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
You don't get the cheap suitcase. You don't. You don't buy a $1,000 iPhone and get the $3 case, right?
Christy Lee
No.
Tom Griswold
By the way, I dropped mine over the weekend. Your phone, I mean, really dropped it on the concrete. Perfect case. Saved it. Thank you very much. But Apple, they don't make. I'm surprised they haven't gone into the case business. They. The true purists don't put them in cases. I don't.
Chick McGee
I don't really.
Pat Godwin
That's a mistake. I mean, it's a hell of an investment.
Christy Lee
My husband doesn't put his in a case. It drives me crazy.
Pat Godwin
And he's a responsible guy, but I mean, man, you things happen. IPhones are slippery.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they.
Pat Godwin
And I think they're slippery on purpose.
Christy Lee
Oh, they want you to break them.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, I know that's right. Really? That Apple care
Pat Godwin
and they don't truly care.
Chick McGee
No.
Tom Griswold
I was talking to one of the guys that works.
Pat Godwin
You misspoke bothering Apple Store.
Tom Griswold
I was bothering.
Chick McGee
Anyway, I'm trying to. I'm just trying. I'm here, I'm helping people. I'm trying to get through.
Pat Godwin
They are helpful and I.
Chick McGee
Here comes Tom.
Tom Griswold
I asked him, can do you tell people if you meet someone at a like a cocktail party, do you tell them what you do? And he goes, oh, I can't.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, point.
Tom Griswold
Because if I do, everyone comes over as a question. Hey, listen, I don't want to bother you. Bother you, but. And they have handed their iPhone.
Jess Hooker
No, thanks.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that was the same way. I'm sure someone would come up to you.
Chick McGee
Josh.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, you're Josh Arnold. Oh, I have some questions about what he wants to say about sexual position.
Christy Lee
Prostitutes or pizza. I was going to say, do you know a good pizza?
Tom Griswold
You have the reputation of being a thorough and generous lover.
Pat Godwin
No, I don't. And no matter how.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
You know the reputation I have because of you.
Chick McGee
Yeah. The fake reputation he has because of you.
Tom Griswold
You're the one that called yourself a thorough and generous lover.
Pat Godwin
I know, but then nobody cares. They care about what you say.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
It's weird.
Christy Lee
People come up to me and ask me all the time about my Tucson hybrid because I talk about it on the air all the time and I apologize for that. But it's such a great car, I can't stop. It has America's best warranty. It's comfortable to drive, wonderful, wonderful gas mileage. And if you are an off roader or if you need something a bit bigger, the Santa Fe hybrid could be right up your alley. Check them all out. They are at Hyundai at your local Hyundai dealer. Or of course the hybrids can be found at HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 to find out more. That's Hyundai. Check out The Hyundai hybrids.
Tom Griswold
Thanks for very much. But back to this marijuana. Why would someone be smuggling 75 pounds of marijuana into the United States? Isn't. Can't you buy it almost everywhere?
Christy Lee
I didn't say that. Was it coming from out of state? It didn't say that it was from.
Tom Griswold
It was just in the town.
Christy Lee
It was coming from Vegas to Dallas. So it was.
Pat Godwin
Oh, so where it's legal to where maybe it isn't.
Christy Lee
Right, maybe.
Pat Godwin
But there's clearly intent to sell here, distribute.
Chick McGee
If you're going to do that.
Tom Griswold
That get into a, a more compact illegal substance. I mean.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
What is how much? I have no idea what 75 pounds of marijuana is worth, but I'm assuming
Chick McGee
how much room does it take?
Pat Godwin
Like one sheet of acid might be.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Like tennis balls worth of cocaine.
Christy Lee
And wouldn't a dog smell that?
Pat Godwin
I would think you would think 75.
Tom Griswold
I think the passengers.
Chick McGee
I think everybody would smell it.
Tom Griswold
That's.
Chick McGee
That is sticky. Icky icky.
Tom Griswold
Okay. When we come back, we will check in. We have a lady posing as a high school student. Kind of cool. Kind of a. Was it 20, was it 21 Jump Street?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Or never Been Kissed.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. That's Josie Grossi. That's another movie with Drew Barrymore, which he poses as a high school student.
Tom Griswold
Right. Yeah. The great book Fast Times at Ridgemont High where. Oh, you.
Chick McGee
Cameron Crowe went back and you dislike the movie.
Tom Griswold
No, I like the movie very much.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
It was a great movie, but. Yeah, that's based on Cameron Crowe getting permission to go back posing as a student. It's good stuff, but this is a little more nefarious.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
We'll find out what's going on. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 or@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. Morning.
Chick McGee
Hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Proud to be.
Chick McGee
Proud. There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
I, too. You must not have heard today's show.
Christy Lee
Well, it's almost over.
Chick McGee
There's Jess Hooker.
Jess Hooker
Hi.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Hello. And indeed, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
I'm researching something over here. Go ahead. You can take.
Christy Lee
What are you researching?
Tom Griswold
If I told you, then I could.
Chick McGee
Well, no, give us, give us a hint.
Tom Griswold
It's, it's a new idea that I have that appears to not be working.
Chick McGee
Oh, is it doing away with all of us and just have our responses. Push a button.
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
I don't understand what I'm doing. We'll have to do this tomorrow. I'm sorry.
Christy Lee
It was a woman from Florida facing grand theft charges after stealing a. A Red Bull truck. Red Bull truck. And leading deputies on a multi county chase. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's office said the truck was making a delivery at a gas station when the 33 year old woman got inside and drove away.
Pat Godwin
Don't mind if I do.
Christy Lee
The sheriff's aviation.
Chick McGee
I got wings.
Christy Lee
Red Bull.
Pat Godwin
Get it.
Christy Lee
Tracked the stolen box truck as the woman drove it to a gas station in Polk County.
Chick McGee
You know who lives in polka County?
Tom Griswold
Oh, it's Polk Salad Annie.
Chick McGee
Salad Annie? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Poke Salanny.
Chick McGee
Gator's got you, granny.
Tom Griswold
What's going through your mind? You decide you're gonna hop in a vodka?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I got all this. I already stole a vodka truck.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Now I need the Red Bull. Never got that.
Jess Hooker
Oh so good.
Chick McGee
Vodka and Red Bull.
Christy Lee
My daughter was drinking it over the weekend.
Jess Hooker
I love it.
Pat Godwin
I had a phase.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Chick McGee
That flavor, that is Red Bull.
Jess Hooker
The tourmaline. I love it. If they made it just a. Like a flavor without the caffeine, I would drink it.
Chick McGee
No kidding.
Pat Godwin
I was sitting at a bar one time in Savannah, Georgia and I was on like, I ordered like my fourth Red Bull and vodka. And the guy goes, I'm cutting you off.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
And I went, am I? I was just sitting there by myself. Not right. And I go, am I getting out of line? Or. He goes, no, no, it's the Red Bull.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
He goes, I'm not serving you another Red Bull.
Christy Lee
You don't want you to have a heart attacks blow. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I had no idea.
Jess Hooker
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I mean, this is a stupid question. Do they make a decaffeinated Red Bull?
Pat Godwin
That is a good question.
Jess Hooker
They're sugar free. No.
Tom Griswold
Why? I mean, sugar freeze. But I mean, are there people who have just the. Just the taste?
Jess Hooker
That's what I wish they did, but I haven't found one where it is just like a tourmaline flavored soda.
Pat Godwin
Tourmaline. That's the first time I've heard that.
Jess Hooker
That's the main ingredient in it.
Chick McGee
Oddly enough, that's the seventh most popular name for a female.
Pat Godwin
Oh.
Chick McGee
Who knew?
Tom Griswold
Tourmaline.
Christy Lee
Any spell that.
Jess Hooker
T o u r M a L
Christy Lee
I n E. It's almost a jewel. Like a tourmaline.
Tom Griswold
It tastes like licking an aircraft yeah, it tastes metallic to me.
Jess Hooker
Delicious.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, there is kind of a metallic hate the medicinal, sort of.
Chick McGee
He hates it.
Jess Hooker
If I could have a Red Bull every day, I would.
Christy Lee
I don't mind it, but I don't.
Tom Griswold
Why can't you?
Chick McGee
But you wouldn't.
Tom Griswold
You wouldn't steal their truck.
Jess Hooker
I care about my health. I don't know.
Christy Lee
That's a lot. Does it have more caffeine than coffee
Jess Hooker
then like 220, 250?
Chick McGee
Yeah, whatever takes.
Jess Hooker
Yeah. But I remember the first time we had one of those and it was like, holy hell.
Tom Griswold
Did you. I wasn't listening when you did you. This. They had the. This other version of the story. Says they traced it by air.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I said aviation unit.
Tom Griswold
That's pretty cool. What a lunatic.
Chick McGee
So you don't care really? You'd be upset if they were arrested in a conventional matter manner, but now they. They used an airplane. So you think that's cool then? It's.
Tom Griswold
That's fun.
Chick McGee
Oh, fun.
Tom Griswold
We got it. We got a lady stole a Red Bull truck.
Jess Hooker
You'd assume all those, all those have trackers, right?
Tom Griswold
In this case, the Red Bull gave them wings. And then they gave her a felony.
Chick McGee
And there's.
Pat Godwin
There's wings.
Chick McGee
There's Nothing there.
Christy Lee
A 28 year old woman is in custody after she allegedly pretended to be a student at a New York City high school for two. Two weeks.
Pat Godwin
Hey, you want to go to prom with me?
Christy Lee
According to the complaint, Ms. Casey Clawson enrolled at the Westchester Square Academy in the Bronx claiming to be Clawson cla. A S S E N Clawson, like the pickle. Claiming to be a 16 year old girl named Shamaro Rashad.
Pat Godwin
I'm Shama.
Christy Lee
And the school principal found her Facebook page and confronted her. Ms. Clawson initially maintained she had come to New York from Ohio.
Pat Godwin
Did you guys watch Happy Days last night?
Christy Lee
However, she ultimately confessed to the fraud, claiming that a friend forced her to lie to use her to receive more public assistance. She's now facing criminal impersonation and trespassing charges.
Pat Godwin
What was she doing?
Chick McGee
That's against. Why did she try.
Pat Godwin
Why did she do this?
Christy Lee
Because her friend was getting public assistance, apparently for putting her in school. Oh, they pay her back.
Tom Griswold
They caught her because she was the only one who could read.
Pat Godwin
That's a. That's a. A comment on modern education. Public education, man.
Chick McGee
That's all. Makes you want to really worry instead of laugh.
Tom Griswold
Well, we've learned a lot today.
Christy Lee
Yes, we have.
Tom Griswold
If you're a ball maxer, please contact us. We'd like to find out.
Jess Hooker
Don't contact.
Christy Lee
Mark is turning his computer.
Pat Godwin
Please contact us.
Chick McGee
We must get a look at those balls with photographs.
Pat Godwin
And Tom, tomorrow morning give us a call before the show and just let us know if you want us to come in.
Chick McGee
No,
Tom Griswold
take the day off. Take the month long.
Chick McGee
I wish he was kidding.
Christy Lee
I would love to hear the show with him. Just by himself. Let's do it.
Tom Griswold
No, thanks. No one to make fun of. Oh, please.
Christy Lee
Well, you can make fun of us and then play our part. Yeah, you could do the whole thing.
Chick McGee
If Chick were here, he'd probably go. I'm insulted.
Tom Griswold
If Chick were here, he'd be going.
Chick McGee
Weekend weather. That's my silver bullet.
Tom Griswold
Thanks for joining us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts. See what I said? The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom Show Contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. Rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
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Tom Griswold
An 80s flashback mockumentary. Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley. Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?
Pat Godwin
How did they go from top of the rock?
Tom Griswold
I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987.
Pat Godwin
Hammer Alley.
Tom Griswold
Ever heard of them?
Chick McGee
To rock bottom, dude.
Christy Lee
I would.
Tom Griswold
Was born in 1987.
Christy Lee
I can't believe he's doing this.
Tom Griswold
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This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is packed with signature comedy, quirky discussions, and offbeat news spanning everything from stadium hot dogs to bizarre plastic surgeries. The cast—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Josh Arnold, and Ace Cosby—riff on their weekends (Mother’s Day activities, concerts), poke fun at each other’s quirks, dive into news-of-the-weird (like “ball maxing” and “cauliflower ear” surgery), and field listener mail about everything from baby names to favorite household objects. Expect their blend of smart-alecky humor, friendly banter, and absurd tangents, all delivered in their trademark style.
Expect a fast-paced mix of self-deprecating humor, sharp topical riffs, and playful mockery between cast members. Their conversations bounce from relatable (grocery woes, dog-walking etiquette), to the ridiculous (body modification fads), to genuine slices of Americana (concerts, mailbag memories, shop class nostalgia). The episode is heavy on callbacks (hot dogs, tattoos, grocery habits) and inside jokes.
If you haven’t listened:
You’ll walk away with a smile, a new appreciation for stadium hot dogs, a strong sense that the world is full of weirder things than you realized—and a dozen new comedy riffs on modern life to toss around.
For more detailed segment breakdowns or direct quotes, see the timestamps above—this is an episode that’s especially rich with good-natured one-liners and comic tangents.