The BOB & TOM Show - May11, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – May 11, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is packed with signature comedy, quirky discussions, and offbeat news spanning everything from stadium hot dogs to bizarre plastic surgeries. The cast—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Josh Arnold, and Ace Cosby—riff on their weekends (Mother’s Day activities, concerts), poke fun at each other’s quirks, dive into news-of-the-weird (like “ball maxing” and “cauliflower ear” surgery), and field listener mail about everything from baby names to favorite household objects. Expect their blend of smart-alecky humor, friendly banter, and absurd tangents, all delivered in their trademark style.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

1. Comedy Bit: The "MomStar" GPS (01:07–03:57)

• Premise: A parody ad for a mom-themed GPS system that lovingly nags you about your decisions.
• Memorable lines:
  • “No one knows you like your MomStar.” (Tom Griswold, 02:58)
  • “You don’t need an entire case of hand lotion either. Now just get in the right lane and hit the gym, okay, sweetie?” (Tom, 03:20)
• Tone: Kicks off the show with a lighthearted, satirical take on both modern tech and mothering.

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2. Opening Banter: Perils of Driving, Weekend Recaps, Hot Dog Epiphanies (04:01–14:12)

• Wrong-way drivers: Tom describes facing drivers going the wrong way—twice in one day (05:01–06:56).
  • “I’m driving along going, I wonder what that… what’s that guy doing?” (Tom, 05:06)
  • Christy: witnessed a car fire; Pat: saw a truck fire; Chick: house fire anecdote.
• Mother’s Day stories: Christy’s Chicago trip (Michigan Avenue shopping); Tom at Morgan Wallen’s sold-out concerts.
• Hot dog dissection:
  • Tom raves about stadium hot dogs (08:13–09:03), theorizing it’s the foil-wrap steaming the buns (“I could have done down, I don’t know, 10 of those hot dogs.” – Tom, 08:45).

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3. Concert Tales & Observations (15:21–19:00)

• Morgan Wallen concert: Tom details the concert, Morgan Wallen’s journey from local venues to 55,000-seat stadiums, and the “walk-on” tradition with surprise guests.
• Concert culture: Noticing that lots of women at the show wore revealing outfits (“There are a lot of ladies that barely forgot to wear half their clothes.” – Tom, 17:39), and recounting concert fights and acts of kindness in merch lines.

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4. Listener Mail, News Bits, and Bizarre Trends (20:06–44:49)

• Dog-walking etiquette: Tom’s ordeal of running out of poop bags and finding one on the ground, dog “gifts” as social interaction (20:22–22:58).
• Plastic surgery oddities:
  • Cat’s-eye lift (“canthoplasty"), “high-def lipo", artificial palm lines, “poker tox" (Botox for poker players), dimpleplasty, umbilicoplasty, and “ball maxing.”
  • Christy: “Go help poor people, for God’s sake.” (13:03, responding to palm line surgery news)
• Mailbag Highlights: Listeners write in about long-held household objects (dustpans from shop class), weird restrooms at bars (“inboards” and “outboards”), and ventriloquists.

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5. Extended Banter: Hot Dogs, Hygiene, and Store Science (44:50–97:59)

• Hot dog rabbit hole: Frequent returns to the “why don’t fast food places sell hot dogs?” question.
• Super Shower Saturday: A listener’s ritual of pampering themselves during showers, inspired by Chick (48:01–49:48).
• Grocery/store quirks: Tom and others recount overloading baskets at Target, self-checkout strategies, and AI shopping innovations (76:31–81:29).
• Mail call gems: Teacher legends, shop class nostalgia, and odd family heirlooms (dustpans, retro sweepers).
• Body modification digressions: Chick and Pat riff on procedures like tongue splitting and devil horn implants for shock value, with speculative jokes about their social implications (25:03–28:03).

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6. Sports and Pop Culture (56:00–66:31)

• NBA Playoff banter: Nicknames, game recaps, and notable incidents (elbows, ejections).
• World records: David Rush’s balancing feat with a skateboard on his chin; jokes about the physical toll and unsung heroics (“Most people don't realize how physically demanding these records are, particularly on the neck and the jaw.” – Tom, 64:37).
• Music:
  • Recap of Tommy Emmanuel guitar camp (68:04–69:46)
  • “Dogs Playing Poker” running joke as preferred art.

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7. The “Ball Maxing” Phenomenon & More Plastic Surgery News (70:13–75:12)

• Main story: Explains "ball maxing"—injecting saline into the scrotum for temporary enlargement, noting Reddit subcultures and health risks.
  • Christy: “Health experts warn that body modification carries a host of risks, such as nerve damage, erectile dysfunction, permanent infertility and gangrene.” (71:47)
  • Tom: “Who’s this for? I mean, who… have you ever had a conversation with another lady, had a girl say, I like men with huge balls?” (71:05)
• Other body modification trends: Story of Russian men getting fake “cauliflower ear” to look like MMA fighters (104:03), comparisons to German dueling scars, and “broccoli haircuts.”

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8. Listener Letters, Baby Names, and Household Memories (106:09–136:45)

• Letters: From etiquette questions to favorite teachers and strange family heirlooms.
• Baby names: The Social Security annual ranking is discussed in detail. Liam and Olivia again top the lists; names dropping in popularity (Kareem, Landon); rise of names like Eliana and Kasai.
  • “Now everybody’s going to have it… you go to kindergarten five years from now, and raise your hand, Liam, and six kids are going to raise their hand.” (Tom, 129:02)
• Comedy riffs: Riffs about onomatopoeic names for breasts, “melons,” and “hammers” (108:09–109:05).

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9. News Run-Down: Seagull-Screeching, Drones, Jewels, and Airport Mishaps (140:26–154:51)

• News items:
  • Noah Wyle “Physicals” Auction: Actor’s hilarious fundraising for autism charity (141:09).
  • Huge ruby unearthed: A 11,000 carat gemstone looks “like dirty dried-up jello” (142:53).
  • Seagull screeching contest: 70 competitors mimic seagulls (144:44), audio and banter provided.
  • Woman arrested for drone flying while intoxicated: Leads to more jokes about idiot criminals (146:52).
  • 75 lbs marijuana in luggage: Dallas Love Field Airport mishap (151:00), speculations on broken suitcases and drug-smuggling strategy.

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10. Final Stretch: More Antics, News, and Callbacks (156:25–end)

• Red Bull heist story: A woman steals a Red Bull truck, resulting in pursuit by police aviation (157:12).
• 28-year-old infiltrates high school: Student impostor scam for benefits (160:45).
• More name talk, more lingo dissection: Red Bull talk segues to mineral flavorings and why people love or hate the beverage.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Stadium hot dogs, foiled:
  “The hot dogs are wrapped in foil. The buns get nice and sort of steamed… I think that’s why they’re so good.” (Tom, 08:24)
• On concert culture:
  “There are a lot of ladies that barely forgot to wear half their clothes.” (Tom, 17:39)
• Plastic surgery disbelief:
  “An electrical scalpel is to create artificial palm lines for people who are not happy with their palm readings.” (Tom, 12:44)
• On ball maxing:
  “Some men, however, have been injecting Sugalube, a water soluble surgical lubricant into their balls…” (Christy, 70:46) “Don't things fall off with gangrene?” (Tom, 72:03)
• Mailbag levity:
  “...I went to Subway and eaten two foot longs for lunch. Just kind of a random…” (Tom reading a listener letter, 37:19)
• On grocery store strategy:
  “There needs to be a cart corral in the middle of the store. …it would encourage people to buy more stuff.” (Tom, 77:02)
• On baby names:
  “Now everybody’s going to have it... you go to kindergarten ...raise your hand, Liam, and six kids are going to raise their hand.” (Tom, 129:02)
• On the back-and-forth:
  “Sometimes you want to see the reaction.” (Pat, after Chick says something wild, 112:08)
• On the show's style:
  “You know, you can go a long way with just a look, you know that, right?” (Chick, teasing Tom’s ability to influence staff with nonverbal disapproval, 27:27)
• Mailbag wisdom:
  “What household object have you had the longest?” (Tom, prompting nostalgia on air, 42:21)

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Timestamps for Notable Segments

• 01:07 – “MomStar” GPS bit
• 05:01 – Wrong-way driver story
• 07:13 – Mother’s Day / Concert recaps
• 08:24 – Stadium hot dogs, “foil effect” theory
• 15:21 – Morgan Wallen concert details
• 20:22 – Dog-walking poop bag saga
• 25:03 – Weird plastic surgery (high-def lipo, ball maxing, etc.)
• 48:01 – Super Shower Saturday mail
• 56:00 – Sports banter, world records
• 70:13 – Ball maxing story
• 104:03 – Fake cauliflower ear surgery
• 129:02 – Baby name list reactions
• 141:09 – Noah Wyle charity physicals
• 144:44 – Seagull screeching contest
• 151:00 – Marijuana suitcase at Dallas Love Field
• 157:12 – Red Bull truck theft

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The Show’s Tone & Takeaways

Expect a fast-paced mix of self-deprecating humor, sharp topical riffs, and playful mockery between cast members. Their conversations bounce from relatable (grocery woes, dog-walking etiquette), to the ridiculous (body modification fads), to genuine slices of Americana (concerts, mailbag memories, shop class nostalgia). The episode is heavy on callbacks (hot dogs, tattoos, grocery habits) and inside jokes.

If you haven’t listened:
You’ll walk away with a smile, a new appreciation for stadium hot dogs, a strong sense that the world is full of weirder things than you realized—and a dozen new comedy riffs on modern life to toss around.

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For more detailed segment breakdowns or direct quotes, see the timestamps above—this is an episode that’s especially rich with good-natured one-liners and comic tangents.

Transcript

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you tired of that impersonal, annoying voice on your GPS navigation system? They simply bark out driving directions at you for hours on end.

[Pat Godwin]

Turn left on New Milford Road west.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Pergamol Electronics has a whole new way to travel with someone who really cares about you. This is momstar. To show you just how great momstar works, we installed it in the Bob and Tom radio station band. Let's listen in to see how they liked it. Okay. Hello? Hello, Navigator? I need directions to the closest Starbucks. Starbucks?

[Chick McGee]

Sweetie, don't you think you've had enough caffeine today?

[Tom Griswold]

You should get some rest. I'll just program the way directly to your house for nap time. Uh, no. I have a million things to do. Fine. I can skip Starbucks, program the route to the studio.

[Chick McGee]

I have a few songs I've got

[Tom Griswold]

to finish working on. Ah, ah, ah. All work and no play makes Tommy a dull boy. You've been working so hard all week. How about a nice afternoon movie?

[Christy Lee]

It looks like that romantic comedy is playing at the Cineplex.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll just put that as your destination movie. No way. I'm too busy for that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I know, dear.

[Tom Griswold]

You're very busy and very important. So let's go to the bank and the gas station first. You got those locations programmed?

[Christy Lee]

Of course I do, dear. However, there's an armored car at the bank and a tanker truck at the gas station. Is that okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Uh, no. Skip em.

[Chick McGee]

Both.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are very dangerous situations. Listen, Tom, I'm gonna take you on a little detour to Dr. Friedrich'. He's a very good therapist and I think he can help you. I don't need therapy. I need coffee. Now just turn up left here. Dr. Friedrichs is on the. I really don't think I said turn left. Yes, ma'. Am. No one knows you like your mom, Star.

[Chick McGee]

Alrighty, navigator. I've got a big afternoon planned. Get me to the liquor store, bus station, the pharmacy and the nearest drive thru burger joint.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, honey, that's no good.

[Tom Griswold]

I programmed a drive straight to the gym. We'll be there in five minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Mind your own business, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, there's a drugstore right over there.

[Chick McGee]

I don't need no directions.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't need an entire case of hand lotion either. Now just get in the right lane and hit the gym. Okay, sweetie?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't want to go to the gym.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, do you need a hug?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I need you to shut up and do what I tell you to do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, ma'. Am.

[Tom Griswold]

The new Monstar navigation system from Frigamol Electronics. She'll tell you where to go, how to go, when to go, why to go. Don't you think this bit has gone out long enough? Be the shop and get back to work now.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. It's as if someone listened to my therapy appointment on Friday. Anyway. Hello, hello, hello, and hello to you. It's the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin over there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, indeed. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee. And here he is, nonetheless discombobulated. It's Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

If combo related is word, I think I'm okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in good shape over here, so I want to alert all drivers. Just check and make sure you're going the correct direction. I say that because twice yesterday my driving was interrupted by someone going the wrong way down a one way street right at me.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them. A more or less major thoroughfare.

[Pat Godwin]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm driving along going, I wonder what that. What's that guy doing?

[Chick McGee]

See, this is. This goes to my point. I've been, I've been trying to make point. Somebody should follow him around with a camera, maybe two guys and just, just, just keep an eye on him. And I would watch that.

[Tom Griswold]

I know I'm going the right way. Well, I'm sure I got a guy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm absolutely sure. You are he okay? I'm not absolutely sure, but yes, according to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, he. You're going the right way eventually. Bowled over. Going over a curb, man. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. You ever seen the people get stuck on the median?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. How do you get off that how

[Christy Lee]

do you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

That's rough. On the undercarriage of the car.

[Chick McGee]

Your muffler, your U joint.

[Christy Lee]

I saw my first car fire yesterday. Oh, it was awful. I mean, it, like, just happened. I came up. It was on 65 coming home from Chicago, and the people were all out. There were a couple of their cars stopped behind it, and people were all milling about, so I'm assuming everyone was out of the car. But it was blazing.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that. Some bitch burned.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. It was scary.

[Tom Griswold]

I've only seen it once.

[Christy Lee]

I've never seen it before.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen it with a car and I've seen it with a semi.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

And it was. It was fairly terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The house across the street from me when I was a kid, burned out.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'll show them.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? You were giving them enough hints, hadn't you?

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. I said, hey, pick on the neighborhood fat kid. You get what you get. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

But in life, when you see something that you usually just see in movies and you see it in real life, it's like there's that jolt. Like, oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

It hits you weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's the way fire does for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, I hope everybody's again. I hope you're driving the right way down the proper streets. I'm just saying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen that on the interstate one time.

[Tom Griswold]

Twice on the same day. That's scary.

[Christy Lee]

Guy was trying to get on the interstate on the exit ramp.

[Pat Godwin]

How would he know where we're going?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Right. A beer.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, welcome to the program. Everybody's okay. Everyone had a good weekend?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there.

[Christy Lee]

Perfect Mother's Day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mothers.

[Christy Lee]

They sent me back a couple grand, but that's okay.

[Chick McGee]

What? How does that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

You're the mother in question here.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but I had to go get a hotel room and I had to pay for some dinners, and we had to go shopping.

[Chick McGee]

That's hardly. Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Where'd you shop?

[Christy Lee]

Michigan Avenue. Forgot how great the shoe department at Nordstrom is in Chicago.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, chick, you should shop.

[Chick McGee]

The one in New York City. New York City. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good shopping.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Good shopping time. You like to shop, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Particularly.

[Christy Lee]

How was your weekend? I saw you into a concert.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific.

[Chick McGee]

Cowboy hat concert. Exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to see Morgan Wallen.

[Chick McGee]

The whole family sold out.

[Tom Griswold]

Two stadium shows over the weekend. It was a great show.

[Christy Lee]

Are you familiar with his work?

[Tom Griswold]

Not especially. I spent all day yesterday catching up with it.

[Chick McGee]

Are you familiar with getting one crowd out and another crowd in at a stadium?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, though. I did, I learned something interesting. I. Besides, musically, I have discovered that I love a stadium hot dog. And I think I figured out why they're so good.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey. Hear them out. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

And I thought the same thing was true at a recent arena show. The hot dogs are wrapped in foil. And I'm not sure the physics of this or. I think it's because they're wrapped in foil. The buns get nice and sort of steamed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, that's a good. That's a good thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I could have done down, I don't know, 10 of those hot dogs.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people sleep on the buns. Don't do that. Grill them if you're outside.

[Pat Godwin]

And almost as important.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

As the dog itself.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the concert was also great. There were some various revelations there.

[Pat Godwin]

I. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

But then I spent the whole next day listening to.

[Christy Lee]

So you liked it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, yeah, I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

You ever put your hot dog in a bun, by the way? You know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Answer the man.

[Chick McGee]

Hot dog in a bun. Are you talking about hot dog?

[Tom Griswold]

Repeatedly thrusting.

[Chick McGee]

How about.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, wait a minute. I. I was passing out there.

[Chick McGee]

Put a hot dog in the old upper deck.

[Pat Godwin]

Now that you've seen Morgan Wallen, are you considering now going to a country show?

[Tom Griswold]

There was one really cool. There was one really cool thing that he said he was pleased to be here because. And this is a. I think it was 55, 000 people each night, two nights in a row.

[Pat Godwin]

There's no accounting for taste.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, it was great. But he said the first show he ever sold out was at a bar here in town called the Eight Second Saloon. Sure. He was just. He just wanted to say hi to everybody.

[Christy Lee]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In that. Actually, I know someone who was at that show, so it's quite a difference. You see them with whatever, 600 people. Then you see him with 55,000.

[Chick McGee]

You never went with us on the. I think Christy did, though, the limousine on New Year's Eve. We'd go from bar to bar to bar. I did that one year.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think I ever did that.

[Chick McGee]

Eight Second Saloon was one of the stops.

[Christy Lee]

I have been to Eight Second Saloon a few times.

[Chick McGee]

Then we went to the Raz.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice, fine bars. Well, coming up in the news, you'll Be glad to know David Rush is back.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know he was gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we haven't heard from him for a while. Oh, he's been working on some other stuff, but he's got a great new world record.

[Chick McGee]

Or stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

We have another weird plastic surgery in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I watched that show. Botched.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

The best part of it, whoever comes in, the doctor looks at him and they're, you know, a lot of times hideously disfigured. And the doctor goes, so why'd you come to see me today? I don't know how he doesn't burst out laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what a. This is a peculiar surgery called a canth. Sorry? A can. Faux pal. Well, this is really hard. Canthoplasty.

[Pat Godwin]

Canthoplasty.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's also known as the cat's eye lift. Lifting the outer corners of the eyes for a more dramatic, exotic shape.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, that's a bad. That, to me, is one of the signals that they've had plastic surgery when their eyes kind of go up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There was a lady in the row behind us at the concert that had that generic face. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Her face is too tight.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know, the one where they get the big implants and the lips, like they've been hit in the face with an oar and. Yeah. They. This replacement.

[Chick McGee]

I've been thinking about getting the lip injections. That's what I really. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's not that they get thin as you get older.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

But now here's something you can get.

[Chick McGee]

Would you kiss me then, Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you know what? I'd kiss you now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

They do something. You can create a six pack with something called high def lipo sculpture.

[Pat Godwin]

That's odd, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

A fake six pack.

[Chick McGee]

Is it like shading and.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I mean, we all have a six pack. It's just hidden by.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Various. Various sizes of blubber.

[Chick McGee]

Blubber.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is my favorite palm line surgery.

[Chick McGee]

No, because you want to get rid

[Christy Lee]

of the lines on your palm Better.

[Chick McGee]

Embarrassed when you get your palm read exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

An electrical scalpel is to create artificial palm lines for people who are not happy with their palm readings.

[Pat Godwin]

That doesn't count.

[Chick McGee]

And. And nobody would ever see that. Unless you won't want them to.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've got that kind of time and money. Hagen.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You're.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Go help.

[Tom Griswold]

Go help poor people, for God's sake.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. I Miss the pain. I've got to have some work done.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

How about my palms plus?

[Pat Godwin]

That doesn't count.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then when we come back, I'll explain what poker talks is. You're, you're going to be quite surprised. Oh, by the way, there is dimple. There is dimple plasti. Oh, yeah, that one's, that one's sort of obvious as to what that is. But right now, Christy Lee, you were driving back from Chi Town.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, in my Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Aha.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. My Tucson hybrid with amazing gas mileage. It was very efficient. In fact, I got up there back on a 1 tank of gas. Whoa, that sound. Yes. America's best warranty, too. Oh, and a Santa Fe hybrid drove by me. It was all blacked out. You know those really cool. Oh, yeah, everything was black on it. It was so cool. You might want to be cool, too, in a Santa Fe hybrid. A lot of power and it'll go off roading for you. It's kind of like having your cake and eating it, too. Hybrids from Hyundai, get the best of both worlds by visiting your local Hyundai dealer. Go to HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details. Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Chris Steeley, One tank.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Good for you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing. When we come back, poker talks in the news and some exciting stuff coming up. We have a exciting story for Mr. Greg Warren, who I don't think will be our guest today, but we may have to wake him up and tell him about this. And then, fans of the pit, a Noah Wiley in the news in a very positive, cool way that I think you might enjoy. And that's such a great show. I'm certainly enjoying that one now. I hope you enjoy this one. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Pat Godwin]

My name is David Goss and I'm

[Chick McGee]

joined by my co host Megan Klinenberg.

[Christy Lee]

And now we're giving people an inside look at the World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Time's ticking. I think you can feel the intensity.

[Chick McGee]

All the guys are wanting to really

[Tom Griswold]

stake their claim and they want to

[Chick McGee]

be on that World cup roster.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no doubt about it.

[Chick McGee]

Hosting the World cup on home soil

[Tom Griswold]

comes with its pressures.

[Chick McGee]

But we're just really excited just as the people are.

[Christy Lee]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel.

[Jess Hooker]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick. Hey, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, indeed. And there's Ace Cosby. Hello. Hello. I'm Chick McGee and. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

I have an update for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Your weekend was jam packed, including a concert.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was great.

[Chick McGee]

You went to see Morgan Wall? I. I guess Caitlin Clark came out.

[Tom Griswold]

They brought him out. The walk on thing, the backstage. He does that for all of his shows. He does. It was very cool. The crowd went nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

So, I mean, two sold out shows at a stadium. That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

But you know what? There's some backlash for Caitlyn coming out last night. She had to leave the game, I think twice to get her back adjusted, and then the fever didn't win that game.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure that that may have been taped anyway. Oh, yeah, I'm not sure it was live.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, she cannot win.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, she can't. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

They were very happy. People have nothing to do in their lives. They're pissed about meaningless crap.

[Chick McGee]

So she didn't come out on. She didn't come out on stage?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, there was a really funny backstage. God, who? I just saw somebody else.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it him, like, making his way to the stage? Yeah, I always like videos like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a whole bunch of those lately.

[Christy Lee]

He's known for this.

[Tom Griswold]

Jimmy Buffett kind of started that whole thing where he'd have his crew out with the parrot heads at the tailgating and then. Yeah, but this is one of those things where it's backstage and they had a real funny thing where he comes and he's. You know, I think it's obviously filmed, but he's. He's talking to the production guy and it's a huge production. Pyrotechnics and huge screens. Of course, he's pretending he doesn't know what he's doing. He goes, what does this button do? Boom. And it shoots off a bunch of stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, like live.

[Tom Griswold]

Live.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

So funny. But yeah, there was a thing with Caitlin Clark. He's done it with other.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think the first night of the weekend, he didn't have a guest during his walk on and people were a little shocked.

[Tom Griswold]

Calm down, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I'm just telling you, that's one of his things.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what, I went and he didn't have no walk out, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you what. Was out a lot of boobs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. There were a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a lot of ladies that barely forgot to wear half their clothes.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of lovely ladies out there

[Tom Griswold]

tonight, but I'm complaining.

[Chick McGee]

For Tom to notice, they must have been on display.

[Tom Griswold]

But I had my girls with me and our cowboy hats.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a great photo you sent us.

[Christy Lee]

It was a great photo.

[Chick McGee]

Did anybody in your party or in your cast, as he introduces his family, refers to him as the cast, did they notice boops being out during the concert?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I doubt it.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, no. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just walk, you know, walking around and just know you see things.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

It's a great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what. It's. Whatever you're into. Whatever kind of music. It's always fun to see your fellow. The ladies and the gents that like the same stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Concert goers. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're kind of. Everybody's kind of in their costume in a way.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Wherever you go.

[Chick McGee]

Dressing up to go out. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say special thanks to the lady that let my girls cut into the merch line. That was so sweet. She just goes, oh, look, these little girls don't have to wait here.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

And then five or six people behind her. What the hell you think you're doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't. I wasn't there. I would have. But again, the hot dogs. Delightful.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, man. A stadium arena dog.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think I said this really just great. I think when they wrap those hot dogs in the foil and let them sit for a while, they're even better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like spaghetti the next day. I'm not sure what the. The physics of this is.

[Chick McGee]

Why. Why can't we have hot dogs for breakfast? Isn't it time?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, aren't they sausage? Yes, we can have sausage.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They put eggs on hamburgers.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks, Obama. Who's responsible.

[Chick McGee]

I knew he was.

[Pat Godwin]

Michelle, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the elder George Bush? Was he the one that.

[Pat Godwin]

The elder George Bush and Michelle Obama

[Tom Griswold]

or was it Clinton? I can't remember who.

[Chick McGee]

Either Obama or Dick Cheney. I know that.

[Pat Godwin]

Or one of those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, they were so. They were fast friends. So who's this?

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite new song, by the way, is. Is a tune that he sang called 20 Cigarettes. Christy, I'm gonna have to play it for you. You will love that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. There's a whole bunch of great stuff. But it was fun. Big event. A lot of people and having a good time, so. And only saw one fight.

[Christy Lee]

Fight.

[Chick McGee]

Could you ascertain what?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Men or women?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I believe the word intoxicated may have played a role.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the punchline. Yeah. Some lady let these two kids cut, man. There was a melee that broke out.

[Tom Griswold]

But here's what kind of a great weekend I had yesterday evening. I. Mother's Day, obviously.

[Christy Lee]

So he cooked for Kelly.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Tom Griswold]

But we got it to go. We had cooked all weekend long.

[Chick McGee]

We just.

[Tom Griswold]

We decided. We did a pretty long weekend. But I went to get some to go food. And the restaurant is near a trail walking trail that's very crowded in a downtown area. And I took one of my dogs with me and we. We had to park kind of far away. So we're walking parallel to the trail and my dog is losing his mind because there are so many smells for all these dog. He's going crazy. And I realized I don't have a poop bag. And when he goes. This is. I can just see his mind going, oh, I better leave a little something here for my friends.

[Christy Lee]

I see. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't. I don't want to be that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think that is.

[Christy Lee]

Like they have them along that trail, though. I think they.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I did. All I know is I looked down on the ground and there was a poop bag.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a little gift from above. Which I was able to. What a perfect ev.

[Pat Godwin]

He just dumped the poop out that was in it and then used it for your dog.

[Tom Griswold]

I rubbed it on my face and then I.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think in the dog world it's much like taking a bottle of wine to a party?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe. Yeah. We got to show up with something.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta show up.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the commercial where the guy would

[Chick McGee]

pull up to you, pal, take a

[Tom Griswold]

crap, pull up on the Rolls Royce. Jeffrey Gray Poupon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was sort of like if you ever had to. I've actually had this happen also in the neighborhood. Had someone bum a poop bag from me. I go heavily armed. I never leave with fewer than four.

[Chick McGee]

Did he go, can I borrow? Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, what. What a glorious bit of luck.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What would you. You'd have had to leave it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. I'd get a stick or something. But it's. This is. There are dozens of people walking by.

[Christy Lee]

I know exactly what you're talking.

[Chick McGee]

You know what you should do? Put the stick in and a little pennant on top of it. Poop. Poop.

[Christy Lee]

Market.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the bullets at a crime scene. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe poop.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry about the poop But I've never seen this dog go so crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

He just. I mean, it was this, this, this wonderful. I have read dozens and dozens of sense of that.

[Chick McGee]

You should absolutely let them smell when they go out. Yes. Because a lot of people, you know, come on, get away.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

He was away from that mailbox.

[Tom Griswold]

He was huffing the ground, having such a good time.

[Pat Godwin]

I always love it when people walk by my. If I'm on the porch and people are walking by with their dogs and they, they're, they're always like. Some people are, oh, come on, come on, come on. And I think it's because I'm sitting there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, let them do whatever they want. It's a joy watching your dogs in my yard.

[Chick McGee]

No, I mean, most people pick it up. Are you sitting there with your, your giant wheel that you have your sharpening stone to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

My whetstone to sharpen that cleaver that you keep in the back.

[Pat Godwin]

Now it is, I guess, is that intimidating.

[Tom Griswold]

I walk by your house. It is.

[Chick McGee]

I think it might be now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I promise I would.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about unusual plastic surgeries and we have another one coming up today that's very weird. In Russia, I mentioned palm line surgery in which an electric scalpel is used to create artificial palm lines for people who aren't happy with their palm readings. Again, I think that should be next to a psychiatry office. Yeah, that's a problem. If you come in for that, you may want to talk to a professional that can understand how insane you are.

[Pat Godwin]

We'd all love longer, love lines, but come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there is a surgery, a surgical procedure called poker tox.

[Pat Godwin]

Poker tox?

[Tom Griswold]

Botox and facial filler used to manipulate the appearance of poker players to eliminate so called tells.

[Pat Godwin]

No way. That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought they made your poker longer, if you know what I mean.

[Pat Godwin]

Usually.

[Chick McGee]

And my poker needs straighten.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love the, love the bit where the dog's playing poker. When he gets a good hand, his tail starts wagging. That's. That's such a classic tell.

[Pat Godwin]

It's gotta be.

[Chick McGee]

I said it before, I'll say it again. The finest start in the history of the world. Dogs Playing poker. No doubt about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks just like dogs playing poker, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

This one is pretty obvious. Umbilical plasti.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's got something to do with your belly button.

[Tom Griswold]

Modifying the appearance of the belly button.

[Pat Godwin]

I can see that. There are some that are terrible. There are some outies Cabbage Patch doll.

[Tom Griswold]

Get rid of that now. Also dimple plasti looks like a fillet

[Chick McGee]

hanging out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

The adding. The adding of artificial dimples.

[Christy Lee]

Oh you can do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember Michael Jackson had a cleft put in his chin.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't look the dimple plasti I have seen. And it's not that convincing. They haven't perfected that.

[Christy Lee]

My dimples turned into a crater. It just gets deeper.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen this gets cuter and cuter.

[Tom Griswold]

This is in the category of body modification. I can barely say this without grabbing my tongue splitting.

[Chick McGee]

That's very popular.

[Pat Godwin]

What? It's more popular than you would think. Now when we say very popular. What? But. But there's more of it out there than you think.

[Tom Griswold]

Now presumably that would affect one's speech.

[Pat Godwin]

It doesn't seem to. And then there are people online who can. They almost. It's like having two tongues. They can move them different ways.

[Chick McGee]

Oh God.

[Pat Godwin]

There are guys who don't mind when their girlfriends get that done. I think I would.

[Chick McGee]

That's what grizzlies like.

[Pat Godwin]

This is what we were trying to avoid.

[Christy Lee]

They just said that it didn't affect their.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

All of these. All of these are insane.

[Pat Godwin]

It does. You would think that you would. You'd have to practice having now a split tongue. Wouldn't you?

[Chick McGee]

How would you practice?

[Pat Godwin]

You're right. It's got to change your whistle game.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've always heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it?

[Chick McGee]

The two fastest healing parts on your body are your tongue and your anus.

[Pat Godwin]

Could be.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not really.

[Christy Lee]

Find out.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I've.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I've always heard that if they're used at the same time. Let's just move on here. Devil horn implants is something you could get.

[Chick McGee]

Once again very popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Subdermal implants. Not very.

[Chick McGee]

Think how bad they think. A badass I'd be with a serpent tongue and two horns coming out of my forehead.

[Pat Godwin]

Be awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again. That makes a statement.

[Chick McGee]

I'd start loving the lady.

[Tom Griswold]

The statement is I will never have a job that has health care.

[Chick McGee]

Would it throw you if I came in here with devil horns coming out of my forehead?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You doing something new?

[Christy Lee]

Dyeing your hair? Lose some wigs?

[Tom Griswold]

I will. I will quote. I will quote Ed Asner in a certain made for TV movie of 40 or 50 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope it was worth it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We had somebody on staff. I think it was Jess Hooker that had the piercer nose. And there Was decorative stud coming out of it. And you, you were just mystified by it so much so she had it removed.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't say anything negative. I just.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can go a long way with just a look. You know that, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Even a compliment.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hey, nice nose stud.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Did you pay to do that? The pet stores open on the weekends. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have more unusual surgeries in the news. And another bizarre trend. This. I don't know who's doing this one. It's called ball maxing. I'll let you think about that.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope it's exactly what it sounds.

[Chick McGee]

I am always embarrassed by how small my testicles are.

[Pat Godwin]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

And ball maxing may be for you. They say it's the latest thing in the quote unquote manosphere. Boy, there must be. We must have a shortage of psychiatrists out there. We got to get people sorted out. Now it's time for us to get to our mailbag. Do you have anything over there?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Emails from our listeners. And this one goes like, Dear Bob and Tom show. Hello, Chick. You mentioned this band last week. I hadn't heard their name in forever. Then you mentioned them. And I see that there is a date coming up in central Ohio for Phil Dirt and the Dozers. That's right. Coming up on June 6th.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, right on.

[Chick McGee]

At a place called Buckeye Lake in central Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is it still the real Phil?

[Chick McGee]

This is Mike in Lancaster.

[Tom Griswold]

This is one of those Credence Clearwater Revisited things where it's the sound guy.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you this. When I saw Phil Dirt and the Dozers, it was at Buckeye Lake.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

In central Ohio. So odds are they've been playing the same venue.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good for them.

[Chick McGee]

Since the late 80s, early 90s.

[Pat Godwin]

Probably sell it out every time.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

You go, Phil.

[Christy Lee]

Tradition.

[Pat Godwin]

Last week we talked. I guess it was. Yeah, last week we talked about the store, Staples. You can get Staples there. Well, Erin writes in. She says, my sister is married to a man whose last name is Staples. So that's her name now. And yes, she has gone to Staples to get Staples for my brother in law, Mr. Staples. Well, that is just terrific. Staples. Now, Staples is a staple of the Staples Corporation. Sure you guys know that.

[Chick McGee]

If there's a clear.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

If there's a clearer example of why we shouldn't do any more mail, it might be that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, I'm not a fan of Staples. The. Not the. The store. I enjoy Staples.

[Chick McGee]

The Fastener so if you go to Staples, you look for paper clips. Clips, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

I like both. I love the sound of a good staple.

[Christy Lee]

Me, too.

[Chick McGee]

That's true. The Swing Line is the workhorse of the industry.

[Christy Lee]

I have one on my desk. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we had a story last week about a robot monk.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, we did a robot. A robot Buddhist.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Which is ridiculous. Of course. It's. It's a machine. But. But it reminded me that my stapler is also somewhat religious. It's taken a vow of silence. Will not be speaking. Dear Bob and Tom show. I went to a tiki bar and a floating dock.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything had a nautical theme, writes Mike. The restrooms were marked inboards and outboards. I could figure that one out. Yes, Whip out the old Evan Rude outboard.

[Pat Godwin]

We were talking. Oh, go ahead, you go. We were talking ventriloquists and some of our favorites. Did you know? I didn't know this, but our writer says one of the best ventriloquists currently is Nina Conti, daughter of actor Tom Conti.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Who? She's very good. More than a little naughty. And quite a honey, huh?

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

She performed in Vegas or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Not sure.

[Christy Lee]

Vegas show.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't Tom Conti. Didn't he play Albert Einstein?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oppenheimer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that either. Well, to check that out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Nina, ventriloquist fan. Coming up, more of your letters. Whatever topic you've got, we're happy to read about it. We have more etiquette questions and who better to answer them? The rest of us.

[Pat Godwin]

I had an etiquette question, but I think I figured it out.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

My buddy is getting married to his boyfriend and I just didn't. He's a German guy. My buddy is marrying his German boyfriend. I didn't know what to get him, but I think I figured it out. Yeah, his and hair towels. That's good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice. Very nice. I had no idea you were doing a joke. That is pretty serious setup. That is very good.

[Chick McGee]

That was conversational as all get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I thought it was. That's interesting. Very enlightened. That Josh. Josh has a. Has a gay friend. He's going to be flying over to Berlin for the wedding with another man.

[Pat Godwin]

Just a joke. I thought of going to sleep and. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder if I can get away with this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you had me. Hook, line and sinker.

[Christy Lee]

Fit right in. That was great.

[Tom Griswold]

You can go now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not going to score any better than that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no. I have nothing to look forward to after his. And hair towels.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's wonderful. Right. Now, a couple quick things I want to tell you about. What is it? I'm forgetting the name of it. The GLP1s. That's it. The inject, the injectable things that are very popular now. Not everybody's interested in doing that, but they may be interested in some serious weight loss. If you're interested in losing weight more than 10 pounds, this is a message for you. Brick House Nutrition. A team of doctors have come up with something that is not an injectable. It's actually a weight loss supplement called Lean. Lean and the ingredients of Lean are designed to lower your blood sugar and burn fat by converting it into energy and curb your appetite and curb those cravings so you're not as hungry. And lean is a part of a proper exercise and dietary program. Not for the casual dieter, though. It's for those that want to lose more than ten pounds. So if you want to get started with lean, you can get 20% off if you use the code word Tom. So 20% off with, by the way, free shipping Rush shipping from Brickhouse Nutrition. Once again, it's called Lean. L E A n visit take lean.com enter the code word tom for that 20% discount. That's take lean.com tom weight loss results. Of course, we'll vary. These products and statements have not been evaluated by the fda. These products are not intended to diagnose street, cure or prevent any disease or a condition. If this sounds like it might be right for you, do some homework. Check it out by going to take lean.com the code word is Tom. Coming up, fans of the TV show the Pit. Very happy story about the writer, director and actor Noah Wiley. Also, we have pillows in the news. Do you have a pillow you like like?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Middle of the night.

[Chick McGee]

Took me forever to find it.

[Tom Griswold]

Me, too. You want to flip it around, get that nice cool feel? We have pillows. Or as they used to say on tv, a pillar in the news. We'll tell you what it is. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com. you can't reason with the sun. Trust us, we've tried. This summer, it's time to put that angry ball of fire on mute. Columbia's Omnishade technology is engineered to protect

[Pat Godwin]

you from the sun's harsh Rays that

[Tom Griswold]

can burn and damage your skin. The sun is relentless, but so is our gear. Level up your [e-mail] to spend more time outside and less time slathering on aloe lotion. You're welcome. Columbia engineered for whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

At the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

With the guitar and the organ and the things. And there's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

How are you? Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Cosby. Scared the hell out of me. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to the mailbag. Back. We always love hearing from you.

[Chick McGee]

Go, Daddy, go.

[Tom Griswold]

My four year old son looked down at his feet and said, I need my bottom nails cut.

[Pat Godwin]

They are his bottom nails.

[Tom Griswold]

I mentioned earlier that I went to a concert over the weekend and I got to tell you, I really enjoyed the hot dog. The concert, of course, was wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. And I've come to this conclusion and I'm sure this is a simple matter of both physics and cooking tradition. The dogs wrapped in foil are so delicious. And I think it's because they're getting steamed.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I think? I think they're so delicious because you aren't allowed to eat them any other time. So when you can't have something, when you finally.

[Tom Griswold]

The phone's ringing. It's the police. They're taking your car from the police part. No, they were. God, they were good. Okay, but I rated because this says. Hey, this is from Matthew. On three occasions I've gone to Subway and eaten two foot longs for lunch.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Just kind of a random.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, kidding. Oh, two foot long sandwiches, not hot dogs.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow, that's a lot of Subway bread. A lot of food.

[Christy Lee]

You ask him to take. Never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

No, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Take some of the bread out. Like when they open it up, I have a scoop out.

[Tom Griswold]

Scoop it out.

[Christy Lee]

Some of the bread for you.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't, but I get why you would do that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Too much bread.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Is it insensitive to do Here comes the airplane while feeding your son? In light of what recent news?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I must have missed.

[Tom Griswold]

Dumb idiot. Hey, look. Got what he deserved.

[Pat Godwin]

Over the weekend, I'm blissfully unaware of some awful news.

[Tom Griswold]

Some climbed the fences and was walking on the tarmac and got hit by

[Pat Godwin]

an airplane at a major airport.

[Christy Lee]

Denver.

[Tom Griswold]

Denver.

[Chick McGee]

Denver.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Admittedly, that place does get crowded and the TSA line can be long, but you can't thumb a ride in the 747.

[Chick McGee]

You really have to want it to get where he got in order to get hit by a plane, I was gonna say.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, there's plenty of tarmac even, right?

[Christy Lee]

And you know what? Last time I checked, you can see a jet coming down the Runway.

[Pat Godwin]

I can hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and miles and miles. So the question locked fast, is it

[Tom Griswold]

in port Des when feeding a little boy to go meow, meow, Here comes the airplane with the spoon.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not. It's cute. We're all done.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good.

[Chick McGee]

Here comes the airplane.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to bring contemporary news, particularly when we can be hostile about some mental case.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Cruise ship virus.

[Chick McGee]

Eat it.

[Pat Godwin]

Here comes. Here comes the Hanta.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there is. There is a hantavirus update if you really want.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they got one of the Americans is landing in Nebraska, or did. But he tested positive. I don't know if it's a man or woman. I shouldn't say that, but. Tested positive, but it's not producing symptoms.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of really bad information.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's a lot of bad information. We're fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Calm down.

[Christy Lee]

You're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a city in Arkansas called Bald Knob.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure. Bald Knob, Arkansas. Yeah. That's where the Bald knobbers come from.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. Jason from Corpus Christi. Well, thank you, Jason.

[Chick McGee]

I believe they have a clogger club there. The Bald Knob or Cluckers.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what just happened. Do we have to hit the button?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so. Do you know they have the one of the foremost lockdown hospitals in Omaha, Nebraska? They. They were in charge of some Ebola people.

[Christy Lee]

And is that why the guy or gal is going?

[Chick McGee]

That's where they. They wanted to. Everybody states who got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the barges they were taking the people off the boat on. They were.

[Pat Godwin]

Was that in Tariff?

[Tom Griswold]

Head to toe in Canary Island.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I forget what the name of the town is like tariff or something.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's tweet.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, tweet. Yeah. Oh, sure. Yeah. The Canary Island.

[Tom Griswold]

They're gonna have to. They're big change the name of that boat, I'm guessing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, what do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, nobody's gonna want to get on it.

[Tom Griswold]

The USS Antivirus.

[Pat Godwin]

No, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. You were talking about shop class projects.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that was. That was last week, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think this is a.

[Pat Godwin]

Hasn't always kind of been the rule.

[Chick McGee]

No. Learn to move on.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not moving on because I love this one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This has sentimental value, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Learn to move on. Tom is always right. That's the rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Did you ever make anything in shop class?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, many things.

[Tom Griswold]

For your. Does your mom still have any of them that.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. I don't know who has the sconce I made because that was probably the best thing I made. The bird feeder is long broken.

[Chick McGee]

I'd love to get a look at those sconces.

[Pat Godwin]

The swordfish I made. I don't know where that is.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. This is from Kurt in Iowa. Fifty years ago, I made my mother a dustpan in metal shop. She still has it. This gets better. I hope to inherit it. Now, Kurt, I don't know you, Kurt, but you gotta be. Let's see, if you made it, you gotta be like in your early 60s, probably. Metal shop had to be, what, 14, 15. So you're. 50 years ago, you made this thing. So that means your mom must be getting up there. But let's hope that she has a wonderful Mother's Day and lives a long, long life.

[Chick McGee]

But let's hope she made some sort of wise investments and maybe you'll get some dollars.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Because, I mean, the tone of this, Kurt. I can see the reading of the will. This. And your Sister Nancy gets $400,000, Kurt, you get. What is this?

[Chick McGee]

A.

[Tom Griswold]

A dust pad.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd like to think that his mother will be cremated and he can brush her into the dust pad.

[Chick McGee]

I thought of that, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to say that. That's just too mean.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know this guy from.

[Chick McGee]

I have a favor to ask. Is there any way I can put that guy on retainer when I need an attorney? I like him very much. What the hell is this?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What object do you have in your house that is the. Of this type?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean, like a dust

[Tom Griswold]

bag or a dustpan?

[Chick McGee]

An unconventional thing to leave behind.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. What household object have you had the longest? You know, Ah.

[Christy Lee]

What household object?

[Tom Griswold]

Like, do you have an old broom or. I have an old. I have a shovel I've had since I had my first house.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you do.

[Christy Lee]

I had a broom that lasted a long time that I got from the blind guy at the post office.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that. I. Yeah, I used to buy from him all the time. He was a crabby.

[Christy Lee]

He was a crabby guy.

[Chick McGee]

Did you show shirt?

[Christy Lee]

He made an ice broom.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I think I'd be crabby too if I were blind selling handmade brooms outside of the post office.

[Christy Lee]

They were very good.

[Tom Griswold]

He was famous.

[Christy Lee]

Famous.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember seeing it when I. When I moved here. He was there.

[Christy Lee]

But it lasted a very long.

[Tom Griswold]

They were very high quality brooms.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but have a deal with people like Chris shortchanging you all the time.

[Christy Lee]

I would never short.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no. That's a 10.

[Pat Godwin]

I swear. Christie's known for robbing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have more of your letters. We have a more Praise for Chick McGee.

[Pat Godwin]

Someone.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone posing as a high school student.

[Chick McGee]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting caught.

[Christy Lee]

I just remembered and I. I have one of those like Fuller Brush vacuum things. You know what I'm talking about? They have the little. It's a little square bottom on it. Yeah, it doesn't. It's not really a vacuum, but it's like a sweeper.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

That I got when I got took. When my mom passed. I took that. I don't know how long.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a push. It's on wheels. You push it and it somehow. Do they still make those?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. But I have one.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved ice. I haven't had one of those. Those in forever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now whatever the topic is, it could be something important, could be something frivolous. We specialize in that. Trying to bring bring joy to you from these the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X. Bob and Tom. Or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com. Bye.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, friends. Hello. I'm Chick McGee and I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Before you get to the letter, all right, a little quick update. I have a question. I know the answer to this, but

[Chick McGee]

you know the answer.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, I went to a big concert over the weekend. It was great. Great music. My God, the crew had set up the pyrotechnics.

[Chick McGee]

You had a hot dog. You had a hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, part of the side story is I had a delicious hot dog. I mean, it was so good and as Christy points out, this is not something I ordinarily have at home.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And the less one knows about hot dog ingredients, I think the better. But the point is, they come wrapped in foil, and the bun is kind of steamed, and they're just so delicious. Why doesn't McDonald's and the other fast food places, why don't they have hot dogs? They used to, years ago. Is there at Burger King, who has them?

[Pat Godwin]

Dairy Queen. When you worked at Burger King, you had hot dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

They had hot dogs, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hot dogs.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

I go to Dairy Queen all the time, but I always just. I just get ice cream. I never realized. So they have hot dogs. But I mean, is there a reason that the major fast food chain chains don't have hot dogs?

[Pat Godwin]

When I was growing up in St. Louis, when I was in my teens and McDonald's introduced bratwurst, did you guys have those?

[Chick McGee]

Nope, didn't have them here.

[Pat Godwin]

So we were one of the lucky test markets because they were fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, at Burger King, when they had hot dogs, you had to say Whopper Dog or Whopper Burger.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

They were both called the Whopper.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a mistake.

[Chick McGee]

I'm lying is why it's a mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

Dude, that was.

[Chick McGee]

Was it.

[Tom Griswold]

That was convincing.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of lying going.

[Tom Griswold]

That was convincing. As Josh is a gay friend in

[Chick McGee]

Berlin, say, because the hot dog was big, like a Whopper.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I got you.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday, the girls took me out for Mother's Day to Smith and Walensky's, a very famous steakhouse in Chicago. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Smith and W. Both of them.

[Christy Lee]

But they have a wagyu beef hot dog on the menu.

[Tom Griswold]

How much is that?

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't too bad, actually, but I was just shocked that that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I would have. Just because I'm in Chicago and I'm in a fancy steakhouse and it's slathered in ketchup.

[Christy Lee]

Josh. It came Chicago style, so I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Half a tomato.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't. I did not get that.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a full pickle spear.

[Tom Griswold]

There must be a reason that they. Roger Ebert's autograph hot dogs must not be popular or something at fast food, because I.

[Christy Lee]

Why not? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I was reintroduced to the hot dog at the concert.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Some fast food places will. Five guys will do it. They've got hot dogs, but yeah, I

[Christy Lee]

want a hot dog every time you do this.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they're great, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

But again, I think the key is that wrapping it. I mean, because I've had the Same experience. I went to a WNBA game in an NBA game and they have the same hot dog places and they're great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Stadium dogs, fantastic in the car.

[Chick McGee]

I say hot dog over hamburger.

[Christy Lee]

It's easier to eat, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Darn right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I just don't understand why doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe there must. They must have test marketed. It didn't work. I don't know. I was. I think. But also with the beauty of doing that at a fast food place is you could make them in advance and to store them in the heat and they're not going to get. They're going to get better just sort of in their own steam. Sorry. Now I'm really hungry for hot dogs.

[Chick McGee]

They are good.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

There by the top show. Hello Chick. I took the liberty of having a super Shower Saturday.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, excellent, excellent.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Robert.

[Pat Godwin]

It's important to treat your yourself.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a truck driver. I did not think I would enjoy Super Shower Saturday, but it was absolutely amazing. I took care of myself, scrubbed everything deeply. I want to thank you so much for sharing Super Shower Saturdays. I'm completely blown away. And now this is going to be a ritual that I will never forget. A longtime listener since the late 80s, thank you so much for. For this informative bathing info. The tuna salad sandwich, by the way at Love's Travel is to die for. I love it and I know you'll love it too, Chick. That's true. I do. I love it. Whenever I can stop at the loves, I do. I will continue this tradition of pampering

[Pat Godwin]

myself, Chick, on your super shower, which is essentially. Essentially an extended shower. Exactly where you do a lot of self care.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Pumice, yes or no?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I hadn't thought of pumice but everything I've thought of I've incorporated so possibly pumice.

[Christy Lee]

Pumice your heels this coming.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I bet you don't need it.

[Chick McGee]

I. I have incredibly soft feet.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I bet you yours are taken care.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the gluteal cleft? Does that need to be sanded down with a pumice?

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, can you imagine what happened?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that would.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you think that is like a professional unicycler.

[Chick McGee]

What do you have?

[Pat Godwin]

Who would need that?

[Chick McGee]

What do you have going on in your ass crack? But you would need.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the one that wanted to pumice it, not me.

[Chick McGee]

You said it ding a ling. He's trying to dazzle me with wordplay.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. What a Webby. We.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

So sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You had me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, this. This explains a letter from last week about the really cool teacher the guy had that was a Vietnam veteran that had the.

[Christy Lee]

Went outside and smoked.

[Tom Griswold]

He would go outside and smoke. Real a cool guy.

[Chick McGee]

He goes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I couldn't understand. Remember the. The story.

[Chick McGee]

You think he's cool because he goes outside and smokes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. The letter elaborated. I don't have it in front of me.

[Pat Godwin]

A great shop teacher. You're your classic shop teacher.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The. The larger point here is when you would turn papers in, he would say, put them in the Caddyshack.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't figure out what that meant. Apparently you drop your scorecard off at the Caddyshack.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure. Okay. All right. So it was way simpler than we

[Tom Griswold]

even thought it was. Yeah. Okay. Very nice. Thank you very much for the letter, Greg. We certainly appreciate the. The explanation. Now, anybody else got a letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Tom Show. This is for Tom. I have a 24 hour layover in London, England. Oh, no plans.

[Pat Godwin]

Go see the Mousetrap.

[Chick McGee]

Does Allie Breen happen to be working in England tonight? If not, I will take Tom's sister's address and I can stop by for dinner.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe for some bubbles and squeak.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Mushy peas on toast.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. Ally Breen show in London.

[Jess Hooker]

I think.

[Christy Lee]

It's on a Wednesday, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

What is it called? The top secret.

[Christy Lee]

Top secret.

[Chick McGee]

I can stop by for dinner at your sister's house tomorrow, but please ask her to not boil the meat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Jane cook. Don't worry about that.

[Chick McGee]

P.S. i was disappointed with the Piccadilly Circus. No animals, no acrobat.

[Pat Godwin]

He's right.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? I agree with him.

[Pat Godwin]

Numerous times. Never saw a clown.

[Chick McGee]

A sad excuse for a circus. Thank you, Jim.

[Tom Griswold]

That is confusing, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly appreciate that. Now, what's coming up in the world of sports?

[Chick McGee]

NBA playoffs. Roll on. We had the NBA lottery pick in the draft come out yesterday. And another world record from David Rush. We need to have theme music for Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I'm looking right at it. Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Extremely difficult to do.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't like discussing him and you know he doesn't like us discussing.

[Chick McGee]

No, of course not. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great. It's a world record. David. No recent guest on the show.

[Chick McGee]

Good God.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, some. It's some very important things that are happening there.

[Pat Godwin]

Are we frenemies with David Rush?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm a fan.

[Chick McGee]

No, just. Just enemies.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, a new arrest for someone while intoxicated. For a new. A new. A new thing you're not supposed to do while drunk.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to arrest you, Tom, for stealing my heart.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tom, that's a. That's a compliment.

[Pat Godwin]

You're under arrest.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus we have SpaceX. We have seagulls. Seagulls in the news.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And jewelry news on the way. Not to mention, of course, ball maxing, the latest trend in the so called manosphere.

[Pat Godwin]

I just, I never want us to use the phrase manosphere.

[Christy Lee]

I know, it's awful.

[Pat Godwin]

Way to marginalize men again.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this means the mentally ill man in your life that has to have his test.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. You just became a topic on one of those manosphere podcasts.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it this way, good job. The headline about the testicular maxing has the word cantaloupe in it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, that's too big.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll, we'll find out. We'll found. We'll find out what nut jobs are out there doing that to themselves right now. Money can be a little tight these days, and maybe you've gotten yourself in a situation in which you are paying a lot of interest on that credit card debt. It might be one reason to get some cash, some quick cash. Not to mention maybe you just want to, I don't know, redo your kitchen. Because if you own your house, your home is worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago, pretty much across the board. If you've been following this, and I don't know why this is happening, but it is. Houses are worth a lot more than they were, almost uniformly all across the country. So if this is the case for you, you may be able to, without selling your house, take advantage of the equity by refinancing it. A friend of mine did this and he pulled out a bunch of cash and it also lowered his mortgage payment. Right now at American Financing, they sent me some numbers. Their customers are saving an average of about 800 bucks a month right now. They also have a special program that may be able to delay two mortgage payments. So this might really help you get your head back to the surface of the pool, if you will, so you can breathe again. American Financing specializes in this, and they'll look at your current situation. It takes them about 10 minutes to say, hey, this may or may not work for you. So it might be worth giving them a call. And they have a salary based consultants helping out. So there's no pressure on you at all. All give them a call. 866-889-2611 It's American financing, America's home for home loans. Get the details. Hard to remember the phone number I gave you. So I'll suggest this go to american financing.net and please add a slash. Bob and Tom so they know that we sent you american financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the fives started 6.327% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611 for details about credit costs and terms, Visit American Financing Do Tom. Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey there, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Ready to go over there? There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy. Do you. I'm Chick McGee at the sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. You were talking about your favorite painting.

[Chick McGee]

Is my favorite painting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Your favorite.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Dogs Playing Poker.

[Chick McGee]

Dogs Playing Poker. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen that one of the cat playing solitaire?

[Pat Godwin]

That's good. That's a good joke.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very interesting.

[Chick McGee]

That's a damn fine joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Very similar.

[Chick McGee]

Don't let anybody tell you different.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why, but why were we talking about poker? Oh, we were talking about poker because of the crazy plastic surgery in which poker players are allegedly getting Botox. So they don't.

[Christy Lee]

So they have poker face.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't. They can keep their poker face.

[Pat Godwin]

What's wrong with a hoodie and sunglasses like a lot of those guys?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good look.

[Tom Griswold]

So what's a tell? A big smile.

[Pat Godwin]

It can be anything. It can be a blink. It can be scratching the side of your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

I would, Mike.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a terrible tell.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would be. I've got good cards.

[Chick McGee]

That is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there four aces in this thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Back.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

I'm giving away all my money because I'm gonna win.

[Chick McGee]

Can you do that during a professional, like, competition?

[Pat Godwin]

You can look around and go, man, this hand you guys don't want to mess with with the hand I have right now.

[Chick McGee]

And then be truthful. But then Sometimes keep saying it.

[Pat Godwin]

But then I don't think the loud mouths are adored at the table.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's time for us to move forward into the world of sporting news. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Anthony Edwards. His nickname? Ant. How do you guys feel?

[Pat Godwin]

Feel about that? Yeah, I was fine with it.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why not? It needs another name. How about Scooter?

[Pat Godwin]

How about. Well, you can't go Doctor. Really?

[Chick McGee]

The doctor? No, Doc. There's only one Doc. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't Anthony Edwards, the actor, a doctor?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Er. Call him er.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

He was an er. Top Gun. How about. Call him Magic? How about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What was his. Goose.

[Pat Godwin]

Goose. You could go Goose.

[Chick McGee]

Goose. Goose. Edwards had 16 of his 36 in the fourth quarter.

[Pat Godwin]

You just. It's going to take off.

[Christy Lee]

The Timberwolves have that terrible mustache.

[Pat Godwin]

It's going to fly. Better than Goose did.

[Chick McGee]

No, no mustache yet. Oh, yeah. Spoiler alert.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't get too attached to Goose during the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't make it.

[Christy Lee]

You've never seen Top gun.

[Tom Griswold]

I was 100 years.

[Pat Godwin]

They're re releasing in theaters.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. That might be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to colorize it.

[Pat Godwin]

They are. You know. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that the first time in like the widest screen available. It was really kind of. Kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Better than the IMAX 3, aren't they?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Timberwolves even there this time it's just

[Tom Griswold]

a bunch of guys with drones sitting in a room.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Every now and again they look up at a screen and then they go back to playing cards.

[Chick McGee]

Two games a piece in this.

[Christy Lee]

Are we talking about.

[Chick McGee]

The Timberwolves beat the Spurs 114, 109. And during this, Naz Reed of the Timberwolves took an elbow for me. Victor Wembanyama.

[Pat Godwin]

Lil Nas Reed.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. And Vicky. Vicky Wemwem throwing bow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Last night, I believe we have that isolated. Just keep your eye on the really tall guy.

[Pat Godwin]

It looks accidental to me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they threw him out of the game.

[Chick McGee]

Run that again.

[Pat Godwin]

I spoke too soon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Followed by a left. A left hook there.

[Pat Godwin]

Damn.

[Chick McGee]

And one more time right in the face.

[Tom Griswold]

That hurts.

[Chick McGee]

So you know, Vicki is Vicky. Vicky Wemwem is from France. So they had to explain to him what was going on. It was a flagrant two, I believe, or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't kick him out from out of the game.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hang on. He. He didn't understand it, so he had to ask somebody on the bench. What's that mean? What's that mean? And his interpreter goes, you get your ejection? He goes, oh, okay, I get it. He was ejected from the game.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, all right.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

I think he'd know English by now. He's been here long enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He asked for a cigarette, so he must be.

[Chick McGee]

He does speak English beautifully, actually, at that. At the press conferences. I don't know why. He just didn't know what a flagrant two was, I think, which give me an NBA fan. And what's a flagrant two? Well, I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Elbowing a guy really hard, deliberately in the face. That'll be. That'll do it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I find it hard to believe he didn't think he was going to get ejected after.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know, I read it a little differently.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Pat Godwin]

It looked like he tried to get away with, like, in terms of. He doesn't look at the guy first and then do it. And it's part of. He's twisting his whole upper body like he's. He's obviously going to elbow the guy in the face.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

But he's making it look like I'm just turning and, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Think so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's like maybe the torque. He couldn't stop because he was trying to wrestle.

[Tom Griswold]

He hit him in the face on purpose.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I know, but he's trying to make it look like he's just turning.

[Chick McGee]

But, Tom, you can't take that stuff. They were. They were pelting him first, I believe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they were pelting him, so.

[Pat Godwin]

But it's always the guy who retaliates.

[Chick McGee]

He was pelted.

[Tom Griswold]

How the Pistons do?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nobody.

[Christy Lee]

Darn it.

[Pat Godwin]

They're out.

[Tom Griswold]

They're out.

[Christy Lee]

That earworm was with me all weekend.

[Chick McGee]

The Knicks beat the Sixers again by. By 31, 44, 114. Can you believe it?

[Tom Griswold]

Sweep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did sweep, man.

[Chick McGee]

The Pistons play tonight against the Cavaliers. Detroit holding a two game to one lead in that. As we look at game four this

[Pat Godwin]

evening, and people have been asking me, how come you're not trying to talk about the NHL playoffs on the show? And I'll tell you why. I watched one minute of basketball and hated it so much that I went, oh, my gosh, is this how people feel when I talk about hockey? I'm not doing that anymore, so I won't do it.

[Chick McGee]

Stanley cup playoffs last night, Montreal. Montreal beat Buffalo 6 to 2. And Anaheim, Anaheim.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate basketball.

[Chick McGee]

Over Vegas, Florida.

[Christy Lee]

It's hard to watch these days, I gotta admit. I tried to watch the Lakers the other night in the Thunder and ah, they're all mean to each other.

[Chick McGee]

Well, only during the playoffs though, is it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they're beating each other up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's just awful.

[Chick McGee]

Wnba, last night, Seattle, Las Vegas and Golden State win in regulation. And the Liberty. Liberty, here, boy. In overtime they beat Washington 98. 93. And that brings us to the lottery. The official. It's official. The league's worst team this past season is getting the number one pick. The Wizards won the draft lottery yesterday and are poised to pick first overall for the first time since choosing John Wall, who actually was representing the Wizards last night in that spot in 2010. What do you think of that? Washington had a 14 chance of winning number one, tied with Brooklyn and Indiana for the best odds. And yes. Oh, by the way, the Pacers got fifth pick, which automatically went to the Clippers. They'd already traded that one.

[Christy Lee]

Am I going to be in trouble for asking how that worked? Because I am.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Badly. The answer.

[Christy Lee]

I am totally confused.

[Chick McGee]

They're looking. They're looking at a way to revamp.

[Christy Lee]

I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

That tanking doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to have to make it so the teams don't try to lose.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Right. Stupid world record David Rush has broken. We need theme music for Dave Rush.

[Christy Lee]

I'm telling you, it should be a Rush song.

[Pat Godwin]

They call him the Records Man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, that's the other Dasha.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

David Rush broken the Guinness World record for the longest duration balancing a skateboard on his chin. Rush accomplished the feat balancing a skateboard on his chin for 1 hour, 1 minute, 36 seconds.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that something?

[Tom Griswold]

It's very difficult.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't it hurt your neck?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he. He trains with weights.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he puts weights and. And, yeah, like a heavy weight to.

[Chick McGee]

Where does he put him to hold his neck? Glues him on his chin on a

[Tom Griswold]

barbell and then he puts a tennis ball at the end of it and practices holding his head like that with.

[Christy Lee]

I'm totally confused. Again.

[Tom Griswold]

Takes a barbell, puts it on his chin, looks like this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And practices doing it. It's a really. A difficult thing to do.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, David Rush's training.

[Christy Lee]

I know you're making this up. What you do.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Training.

[Chick McGee]

I read he trains for this.

[Tom Griswold]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way.

[Pat Godwin]

He probably does, but. Why would you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

He says, quote, most people don't realize how physically demanding these records are, particularly on the neck and the jaw.

[Pat Godwin]

You could have went outside and looked at the sky or something.

[Tom Griswold]

There he Is we have a little video here.

[Chick McGee]

Excruciating.

[Tom Griswold]

He says he's kind of stumbling around with a giant skateboard on top of his head.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a regulation size skateboard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a little wider than most. Maybe that enters into it.

[Christy Lee]

His neck had to have hurt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it took decades for someone to finally do something uncool with a skateboard. Look at it that way. Skateboarding is so cool.

[Chick McGee]

And then now American Treasures. What he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I want to see him balance a skateboarder on it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, let me see that. Let me see Tony Hawk do that, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Can I get down now? I got a of piece. Well, looks like we're walking to the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, obviously he. I wonder if he wears a diaper.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, was there for an hour.

[Christy Lee]

You can't hold it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he holds.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, there's got to be a bathroom break for an hour, though. I would think for an hour. Five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no bathroom break.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Christy Lee]

Every five minutes. You guys, what the hell?

[Chick McGee]

You get a prostate and then get back to me. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Next time we have him on, we have to ask him what. What record requires the most ability to hold in your urine?

[Chick McGee]

You think I don't know that you're trying to sneak him onto the show when we have him on again? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations, David.

[Pat Godwin]

We ask him as if we'll be listening at all.

[Christy Lee]

Or like we have any say in it anyway.

[Chick McGee]

I do have a question for him, David. What the hell are you thinking, man?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's great showing people what

[Chick McGee]

they can do in life that starve for attention. Is that what it is?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Good God.

[Pat Godwin]

Couple extra hugs from your parents, none of this would be going on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, you've got kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Go home.

[Pat Godwin]

Not enough Atta boys growing up.

[Chick McGee]

Have a catch with the kids in the backyard. That's why you're breaking a glove, right, Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

Have a catch, have a cat.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a song, Pat, we haven't heard from you at all this morning.

[Pat Godwin]

After all that. What am I gonna do with that? Well, it sounds like he's in the mood.

[Chick McGee]

How do you possibly come out of that hot dog? Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's sports, right?

[Christy Lee]

That's not feeling well today.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just in just a little bit of pain behind the scenes. I was planning my upcoming vacation, so I was a little lost with. Last year was a disaster.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to hear about last year?

[Christy Lee]

I sure do.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just terrible. 1, 2, 3 days, 4 days, 5, 6, 7 days, 8 days off 9,

[Pat Godwin]

10, 11 days, 12 days off I'm gonna have some fun on my two weeks off I went camping up on

[Tom Griswold]

Eagle Creek in the same wet clothes

[Pat Godwin]

for about a week I got rot

[Tom Griswold]

around the crotch tonight I got rot,

[Pat Godwin]

rot, rot that's quite a sight I got rot, got rot around the crotch

[Chick McGee]

tonight

[Tom Griswold]

I walked around dizzy my thighs

[Pat Godwin]

got chafed Sweat my ass off I need butt paste I got rot around the crotch tonight I got rot, rot, rot Shorts way too tight I got rot, got rot around the crotch tonight

[Tom Griswold]

I tried this too Fell in the

[Pat Godwin]

lake trying to land a bass the water was polluted I got swamp ass

[Tom Griswold]

I got rot around the crotch tonight I got rot, rot, rot Something don't

[Pat Godwin]

look right I got rot, rot, rot around the crotch tonight Woo. I may go to.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to a guitar camp this summer, actually.

[Christy Lee]

Are you really?

[Tom Griswold]

In August.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

A guitar camp.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? Tommy Emanuel has a guitar camp in Austin. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In August. Tommy Emanuel. Tommy Emanuel has been in here. He's one of the greatest guitar players in the world and also one of the nicest guys.

[Christy Lee]

You'll have a wonderful time. You should definitely.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be cool. Wouldn't that be cool?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great idea. Now, I was not aware of that.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you met Tommy Emanuel before? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom has.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's how cool Tommy Emanuel. Here's how cool that guy was. Was. First of all, he can play. He was trying to figure out this. This complicated guitar thing. And he finally figured it out, and he was playing it, and then someone said, you realize that's the original. That's two guys playing at the same time. And he went, what?

[Pat Godwin]

And he did it.

[Tom Griswold]

And he did it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. What is it? It's the Dwayne Allman, Dicky Betts, Slow Martin, Little Martha. Think it was. It's a. It's people that know. No chick. I know that you've never listened to anything of quality.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Why you. Why are you pointing me out? We all. I'm looking. So if you talk about the Almond Brothers one more time.

[Tom Griswold]

So the point is, we went.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

He invited us to come to his sound check, and he was telling all these great stories.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he invited two of my sons up on stage to do some stuff with like. Nobody does that. Nobody's that cool. What a great guy.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently he is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That's great, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

And he knows being nice to your sons could Give him a shot on the show.

[Tom Griswold]

He'd already been in the show.

[Chick McGee]

Really wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. He came on, right? You guys met him too then, right?

[Christy Lee]

You remember I met him.

[Pat Godwin]

Did he play with a band at all?

[Christy Lee]

No, he played by himself. Right there in that chair.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, his guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's got a.

[Chick McGee]

He played with himself.

[Tom Griswold]

That actually is the perfect way to get to your. Let's just get back. Get back to your case of swamp ass.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That leads to a story that I gave Christy about I don't know when the word maxing became. What did they. What did we have last week? Looks, looks, looks. Maxing. God.

[Christy Lee]

The latest niche trend taking over the manosphere is ball maxing.

[Chick McGee]

Niche, niche.

[Christy Lee]

Vice reports the practice involves inflating your scrotum with fluid guides to reach an unnaturally large size.

[Pat Godwin]

Four guys are doing this.

[Christy Lee]

The most common method involves running saline through an IV which inflates the scrotum for about 24 to 42 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, see, that's interesting. That explains why I can't find saline for my net epoxy. All these weirdos are shoving it in their balls.

[Christy Lee]

Gets worse. Some men, however, have been injecting Sugalube, a water soluble surgical lubricant into their balls.

[Pat Godwin]

Good, good. Keep it up, fellas.

[Christy Lee]

One man told Men's Health magazine that he's been inflating his scrotal sack to the size of small cantaloupe over 30 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's this for? I mean, who.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's for display purposes probably, but.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean, is that attractive?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Who wants to see?

[Pat Godwin]

You'd have to tell us.

[Chick McGee]

Do you like a perspective Encounters?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, of the heterosexual kind?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Whatever you like.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever had in conversation with another lady, had a girl say, I'll tell you what, I. I like men with huge balls. How about you?

[Christy Lee]

No, I've never had that conversation.

[Chick McGee]

Of course there are women like big balls.

[Pat Godwin]

There. There are. There are women who. I've met women who like a foal. Not necessarily big, but they just want a round fold.

[Tom Griswold]

A cantaloupe is what?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's too big. That's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Health experts warn that body modification carries a host of risks, such as nerve damage, erectile dysfunction, permanent infertility and gangrene.

[Pat Godwin]

Permanent infertility, not a problem when it comes to these douchebags. Let's go ahead and let that happen.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know much about gangrene, but don't things fall off with gangrene?

[Christy Lee]

And apparently on subreddit, there is some kind of saline inflation subcategory that has about 8,700 followers where they share photos of these overly enlarged scrotums.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you want a picture?

[Christy Lee]

Where did you go look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

When you were. Your penis looks like it's sitting on a beanbag chair in the living room.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wouldn't that make your appear smaller? I would think the larger surroundings are, if you will.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why I cut my balls off.

[Chick McGee]

And is that a myth? They cut the eunuch. That's how they become a eunuch. But that didn't curtail them from having sex, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not too sure what went wrong there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think they could still. Yeah, but. Yeah, that's. That's the new thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy.

[Christy Lee]

No, thanks.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I don't think it's the new thing. I. These stories are. Yeah, they're fun for us to talk about, but I'm telling. It's 12 dudes.

[Tom Griswold]

The scenario, 8,700 people.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at the page. They're not taking part in that.

[Chick McGee]

And 8,700 on the Internet's nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a theory.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you do.

[Tom Griswold]

You think this is for guys that want to put jeans on, maybe, and have a big.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I just said that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you.

[Chick McGee]

On display purposes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, I think so. It fills it out. It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom Jones would have done this.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

He would have saved money on socks, from what I understand. Tom Jones, yo. He was a notorious stuffer.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see if I can dig up.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Tom Jones.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

So that we can't even speak.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. But did you say Tom Jones? You brought this on yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

But I didn't really.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't mention Tom Jones.

[Chick McGee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Jones. I am a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the time we have to take.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Well, before we do, I have a. I have the turntable. Eddie set up the. See, Eddie set up my cart machine over here.

[Chick McGee]

I did, but there's something wrong with it.

[Pat Godwin]

You leave Eddie alone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I saw him out trying to get to the airport earlier today.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we be worried about what's new, Pussycat? One of the few recordings only available on vinyl. And.

[Pat Godwin]

If we're gonna do this bit, we gotta get the jokes in the right order.

[Chick McGee]

Stick to the bit worse.

[Pat Godwin]

Rick rolled. That's how it goes.

[Chick McGee]

Right? 1, 2, 3. So try it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. When we come back.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll get it right.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get it right and we'll revisit bad plastic surgery ideas. Last week it was people deliberately getting elf ears sculpted onto their heads. Do you think Jesus sits at the pearly gate and they. Jesus. There's an elfeared guy coming in. He goes, really? Another one?

[Pat Godwin]

I gotta look. I gotta take a look at this.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, this straight to hell. Donnie want us talk to this guy? These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Where is Daredevil? A minor. Don't miss the return of Marvel Television' Devil Born Again. So what's next? I feel liberated.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to take this city back

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

They're hunting us.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time we started hunting them.

[Chick McGee]

I can work with them.

[Christy Lee]

This should be tons of fun.

[Chick McGee]

Marvel Television's Daredevil born again.

[Tom Griswold]

Now streaming only on Disney plus.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

See what I did there? Oh, I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Raring to go over there. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. Hello. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Question, Christy, you go to the. I go to. I went to Target yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Is this just for Kirsty? And why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you guys can cover this.

[Christy Lee]

Target yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you'd be too smart to do this.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

So he looked at me.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way you can back off.

[Tom Griswold]

That came out wrong. I was trying to give Chick a compliment.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, so you went to Target yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Walked into Target and they have the little baskets as opposed to the wheel things.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

The carts.

[Tom Griswold]

Carts, yes.

[Chick McGee]

The little basket.

[Christy Lee]

Little handheld basket.

[Tom Griswold]

Handheld basket. And. And target. Target. Very smartly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They have the indents on both sides.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The indent. So when you're carrying the basket, it doesn't hit your leg.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. It's curved.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And then they've curved it on both sides. So that's the left handed people can use it also.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just anticipating a letter from someone going they could turn it around, you idiot.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

However, I am an idiot. So anyway, I.

[Chick McGee]

You feel the need to mention that

[Tom Griswold]

that was a joke. So anyway, because I got the bet, I'm thinking I'm only going to get like three things.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, that's what always happens. But you're at Target.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I decided, wait a minute, I've got to get. I've got to get real cream for the coffee here. And then the next thing you know, I'm getting stuff for the house. And pretty soon I.

[Christy Lee]

Basket.

[Tom Griswold]

I've overflowed the basket, but I'm not anywhere near the cart.

[Pat Godwin]

That thing. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And now your arms hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

So if anyone saw me yesterday, I looked like Chester from the. Well, I'm walking with a limp here,

[Pat Godwin]

lugging a giant overfilled basket.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when I checked out, like, then that's when I got the card so I could walk it to the car.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

There needs to be. This is the point of my story is there needs to be a cart corral in the middle of the store. In the middle of the store.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't agree.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. You're supposed to leave your cart unattended and get out of the store. Everybody else does.

[Tom Griswold]

The logic of that would be it would encourage people to buy more stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I want.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what, though?

[Tom Griswold]

See, if I'm halfway, I'm at the back of the store and I realize I've got way too much stuff in this because I see I tend to over buy cleaning products.

[Christy Lee]

No, not you.

[Tom Griswold]

Not sure what this means.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Many of which I have to hide.

[Pat Godwin]

Department store science is such that I wonder if they ever tried this to see if people would buy more if there was a cart available in the back of the store or in the middle of the store.

[Chick McGee]

I never, I never get out of Target with, you know, three to five hundred dollars. It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

And then like. And then I left my. So I realized, okay, this is too heavy. So I left it in a relatively quiet part of the store and went

[Christy Lee]

back and got a car.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. That would have been the smart thing to do. Like an idiot, I thought, well, I'm just going to walk down here and get the peanut butter or whatever, then walk back to the thing. And I walked back and there were. There was a family of 12 congregated around my basket because I'd put it in front of the yogurt.

[Pat Godwin]

I was hoping you were going to go back and get a second basket.

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

that would have been just as dumb And I'm surprised I didn't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

I did this last week with. But it was slightly. I went, I don't need a basket even I'm getting three things. Then I ended up getting at the grocery store and I had to arms full. Awkward.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ultimate checkout experience yesterday at. There's a store called Uniqlo. I don't know if you're familiar with this. It's a, I don't know how it Like a J. Crew, but you know, for ladies or gents, ladies, men's kids, everything. They have everything. And you take everything you're buying and you put it in this bin and it automatically just. And you pay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. AI figures it all out.

[Christy Lee]

You don't do anything. You just put it in the bin in like hangers and all, and it just figures it out.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing because I did that game where I do the self checkout at Target where I'm, I'm sweeping things by praying for a beep. Like, then I pick up the object, look for the code thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, they've got it down, man. I've never.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you don't even.

[Chick McGee]

It's been a while since I've had a problem with them reading the code.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of have a spin move that I do so that the code hits its own.

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be a time where you just walk through this gate, if you will, with your cart and not even take them out of the cart.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's probably what that's the car's

[Tom Griswold]

thing because they experimenting with it. The problem is that the people are getting irradiated by the devices.

[Pat Godwin]

They'll figure that out.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's that kind of rumor that some people think it's a fact.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw a lady at the Kroger grocery store doing the checkout as you go app.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And I went, man, that is pretty. I should just do that.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

You know why she was shopping at Kroger's? Why the savings never stop.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely right. Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, I don't like that.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't like, you don't want to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

No. That, that interrupts my train of thought.

[Pat Godwin]

I, I, that's kind of where I'm at. But I bet it, I bet when you're, when you're done, you're, I'm out of here.

[Chick McGee]

I try to do it in my head, see how close I am when I check out. Really? You don't do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Never. I don't Know. I don't. Look, I don't want to know.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to know either.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet you're pretty good at it.

[Chick McGee]

Not too bad. Bad. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you'd be good on the prices right then.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't know. I. I know what the price is. I don't have to guess. I just add the numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I want to say there was a. Hang on a second. There's a Price is Right story in the news today. There is.

[Christy Lee]

There is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Bob Barker's still. Still dead, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not what it is.

[Pat Godwin]

He's sexually harassing somebody in hell.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it. Christine.

[Chick McGee]

You think he spayed or is spayed or neutered before he died?

[Tom Griswold]

A retired veteran is one the largest. Largest Price is Right prize in the single game pricing game. During the Mother's Day episode, a woman named Vanessa won 240,150 in cash and prizes.

[Pat Godwin]

This. Now, this is not the Showcase showdown. This is a different. This is a single game.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

According to CBS, it's the largest prize one in single pricing game in the show's 54 year history.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell? How does she win that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Weren't you so sad when you found out? And real quick, Nate Bargazzi has fixed this with his game show that people had to pay taxes on their prizes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And like, one of the big secrets of a lot of those game shows is, hey, you want a new car? Great. And then the person can't afford the taxes, so they don't even take the car. That happens all the time. But Bargazzi on his game show lets them know I'm taking care of the taxes for you.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how it should be. And he.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the episode where he had the cart correct corral and they. He was shooting the carts at the cart corral from a distance.

[Pat Godwin]

Real rats. It's a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

And that is, by the way, that's a lesson for everybody. I used to think it was really a great idea to park next to the cart corral so I could easily get the car to the car. The problem is you've got. You've got guys doing the Bargazi move, right? Oh, look, I just knocked out a tail out of that idiot's car. You know, the, the. That was carrying all the stuff in the basket inside. Yeah, that's. That's his car.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, she won 200. That's a lot of money. Yeah. It doesn't say here exactly what the. How, how it went though.

[Chick McGee]

So apparently it doesn't say what game it was.

[Pat Godwin]

No, a pricing game is what I'm

[Tom Griswold]

sure I can dig it up and find out.

[Pat Godwin]

But man, I bet Drew was excited. He, he's, he's a fun host. He gets, he gets really pumped up for the player.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the fact that he also has the, the microphone and the long stick.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that doesn't go way. The tiny, tiny microphone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's kind of the tradition.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder, you think it was the guy that yodels. I love that game.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I love that too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if Drew Carey, when he does his stand up now if he uses one of those or if he uses a traditional.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know. I see how this works. It is it, it came after the woman successfully navigated. It's called the lion shape. There a newer high stakes bet MGM branded game in which contestants can risk their earnings for a chance at significantly larger payouts.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, okay, so it was a single game, not the showcase showdown.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Man, isn't that so?

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations. Now coming up, we have Christy Lee at the news desk. And among other things, we do have. It's going to be hard to top ball Max in the world of news, but we, we have a new way to get arrested while drunk.

[Pat Godwin]

I've been looking for a new way, so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm so tired of the old way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

And last week I checked Barney this, Barney that. I'm tired of my favorite story last week. That was the one about the moose calls. Remember the moose calls?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Where the guy was.

[Tom Griswold]

They take that thing. It looks like a big tube in their mouth.

[Chick McGee]

No, they were deep deer in Germany. We can make it a moose if you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

We have the seagull screech contest coming up.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Seagulls are jerks. We all know.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're watching the pit, how about the reference to the band sticks? The argument that took place in the episode. And Noah Wiley from that show is in the news doing something nice. We'll find out what that is. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. This is the show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Has your box taking a beating. Oh, hey. How you doing? You caught us. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, ready to roll? There's Jessica Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Hello. Hello. That did sound funny.

[Jess Hooker]

That does sound weird.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold. Hi there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom's picking this. Time to pour. To pour Liquid.

[Tom Griswold]

We're fine.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you working on over there? What kind of drink you do?

[Chick McGee]

You look like a guy in the water.

[Tom Griswold]

I just switched to coffee after doing tea. Tea all morning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Having a. Having a cup of coffee now. I want to talk to Ms. Hooker briefly.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice to see you. You look great today.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Like your hairdo.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to a concert over the weekend.

[Jess Hooker]

I heard.

[Tom Griswold]

And the reason now, the concert was great, but I want to talk about something else. I had a hot dog.

[Jess Hooker]

Which night did you go?

[Tom Griswold]

I went Saturday.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you there?

[Jess Hooker]

No. I was curious which opening act. You said all. That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Amazing. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Ella Langley.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

I like her.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Brooks and Done was Friday night.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

I know. That's the only reason I would have gone.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, it was. I. It was a tremendous.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love Brooks and Dunn, too.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Ella Langley.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Imagine. Linda Ronstadt.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Level vocals.

[Pat Godwin]

She's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And she's really funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

She was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

That is quite a stunning statement you just made.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, her vocals are unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

And how hot was Linda Ronstadt?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I gotta tell you. What? On the. On the. On the hot scale. Ella.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If Linda's a 10. Ella's about a 12 and a half. Yeah, she was. Anyway, I'm off the topic. The more important thing was the hot dog.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. The hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have a theory about this I think maybe you'll back me up on.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It was delicious.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know, this is a stadium with 55,000 screaming fans, and they still. They still serve a great hot dog. And I don't know who the provider,

[Pat Godwin]

but that's part of the reason. The turnover. You want a good turnover with these. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And my theory. And I say my theory. Kelly said when I told her, God, these hot dogs are amazing, and then she ate one, which will probably cause her to go to the gym 40 times this week. Yeah, but she's my wife. Wife. By the way, you ever see this?

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

I know. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

How lucky am I? How lucky am I? Isn't that amazing? I had strangers coming up to go, hey, congratulations, you got Married.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Jess Hooker]

And you wore your cowboy hat, I assume.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a picture of him and his family. It's wonderful.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, good. Yeah, good.

[Chick McGee]

It's the cast.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The guy behind me took the picture. Anyway, so Kelly goes, well, the reason those hot dogs are so good is because they're wrapped in foil ale. And they're, like, steaming in there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it gets the buns all soft.

[Christy Lee]

Perfect. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you don't need to put ketchup or mustard. They're just perfect just as they are.

[Jess Hooker]

They are a good plain dog. I'm with you there.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was very, very.

[Chick McGee]

A glizzy. Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

A glizzy is what the kids say.

[Tom Griswold]

When did that. What did that.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna call it a glizzy.

[Jess Hooker]

You shouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

A glizzy sounds like.

[Chick McGee]

No, you have to. You have to.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not for you.

[Chick McGee]

No, glizzy.

[Tom Griswold]

Glizzy sounds like a. I'll take a

[Chick McGee]

couple of glizzies and.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, a glizzo is when you have nine hot dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a big girl, maybe six.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you seen her lately?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's lost some weight.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you played the flute while you were ordering. Maybe not.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, then I asked this question and there has to be a logical answer. Why don't fast food places have hot dogs?

[Pat Godwin]

Some do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but you want to know why the bigger franchise.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Why doesn't McDonald's have a nice.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it would cannibalize their burger.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not the business there.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, would the price point be such. That wouldn't. Couldn't they price it so they'd make more money than they'd make on a Big Mac, which is much more complicated to make.

[Pat Godwin]

Probably margins would be higher. But you can get a dog at. They don't need a margin.

[Tom Griswold]

As Chick pointed out, what's the best food to eat in a car?

[Chick McGee]

A hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

A hot dog.

[Jess Hooker]

But how often do you eat a hot dog in the car?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's because it's not. Not available.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what I'm going to start doing is I'm going to start getting. I'm going to start.

[Chick McGee]

I get passionate.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to start listening to hello, Language and Morgan Wallen while eating hot dogs, driving my car.

[Christy Lee]

You can get a hot dog at most convenience stores.

[Pat Godwin]

I think that's also the argument of why would we get in the market

[Christy Lee]

of every gas Station, every gas station and every.

[Chick McGee]

Those aren't just hot dogs. Those are roller dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but see, that's not the thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, the bun. The bun experience will be different.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The hot dog wrapped in the foil at the stadium.

[Pat Godwin]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

I could have easily eaten eight of those.

[Christy Lee]

You've never had a roller dog? You cannot.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't set foot in the. I can't.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm so do a roller dog either.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're not good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no, they can be good, but I don't do them either. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I may be changing my ways.

[Chick McGee]

Wawa sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I went. No, but I was, I was just going to say I went into a Wawa thank you a few weeks ago and I.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a different experience.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

It was super clean.

[Pat Godwin]

Your wawas, your qts, your. Those are all. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

High end convenience.

[Pat Godwin]

Your get goes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But there's a place near my house where apparently I don't know, this guy's got something thing about. I don't know what it is, but it's the most hostile environment of you

[Chick McGee]

walk in store is hostile. I wonder what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

You want gum?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Mind if I buy the gum?

[Pat Godwin]

I run back. Apparently you want ice.

[Tom Griswold]

What I'd like is English and a little bit less attitude, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Jess Hooker]

My God, since we're talking about hot hot dogs, I invented something over the weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell us.

[Jess Hooker]

I had a hot dog at a Chicago dog on Friday. And then Saturday we had a bonfire. It was a good, good bonfire night. And I had a jalapeno cheddar dog which is a little bit thicker than your traditional hot dog. And then I had like the longer, just bun length dogs. So I sliced the jalapeno dog in half, stuck the small dog in the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God. This is turtle ducking.

[Jess Hooker]

And I called it the double dog.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, it was amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

The double dog.

[Chick McGee]

And you can tell people you're gonna eat this? I double dog dare.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now tell me. Walk through me one more time.

[Jess Hooker]

So it was a jalapeno cheddar. It wasn't a br. But it was a bigger dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Thicker. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Sausage of some kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Same length?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's a little bit shorter. And so I, I cut that in half. Long ways. Cut it in half and then put, put the thinner, longer bun length dog in the middle of that.

[Christy Lee]

Did you put it into a bun or did you eat that as the bun?

[Jess Hooker]

I put it in the bun.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you, when you sliced it, did you slice it all the way through or did you? Was it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it was like a. Yeah, like a bunch. Yeah, like a hammock. And then so. And then some onions, some candied jalapenos, some mustard.

[Pat Godwin]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

I still think my stadium dog was better.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet your gas was colossal yesterday.

[Jess Hooker]

Happy Mother's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Now you missed ball maxing.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what? I'm good.

[Christy Lee]

No, you didn't. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, where do you stand on testicles? Do you want to see a man who's been. Who has ball maxed, or do you even care?

[Tom Griswold]

Ball maxing is a mental illness. I mean, is a procedure in which men. Would you tell her?

[Christy Lee]

They inject saline into their balls for 20, and it lasts only 24 to 42 hours.

[Jess Hooker]

That's it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So they have to keep doing it so it inflates them. And one guy says it's as big as a cantaloupe.

[Jess Hooker]

I think somebody has a needle fetish. If you want to keep sticking needles in your balls every 24 hours, they're

[Tom Griswold]

posting the photographs on.

[Jess Hooker]

Have we looked at a set?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we haven't seen no image.

[Christy Lee]

We'll be on some list.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good point. I'd like to contrast and compare.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm curious.

[Chick McGee]

Like, standard testicles, do they look normal

[Jess Hooker]

or are they perfect, perfectly round? You know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Because I don't. You don't inject the testicle. You inject the sack. Right, right. That's where the fluid goes. So presumably it's going a well weighted bag.

[Christy Lee]

You're stretching the skin.

[Tom Griswold]

And I asked the question, or maybe Chick asked it, I guess, before I did. Would this be for guys that want their jeans to have a huge bulge?

[Pat Godwin]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

I think it would be just for display purposes. The.

[Jess Hooker]

The bulge in your jeans is a ball bolt?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, but I mean, if the balls were gigantic, it would shove everything forward.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't it suck? Just be more comfortable, A and B, a lot easier.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the comfort level. I mean, you're going to sit down and you're going to. You're going to have trouble sitting with. You don't have to really adjust it. And I think riding a bicycle would be out of the question.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't think you would do it before. Mike.

[Jess Hooker]

Have any of you been in a situation where your balls were swollen? Like, you would know, like, oh, these are not sitting correctly.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that. Isn't that a post slightly? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. I was gonna say mine was slight. After the three diverticular flare ups.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

The doctor asked if I had had some testicular pain. I go, you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And he goes, that's related to all the inflammation down there.

[Chick McGee]

So it wasn't because you were eating through your penis?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they found no harm in that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's surprising.

[Pat Godwin]

Now I have to blow on the soup first.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. How cool would that be if you could flop it in there and sip

[Christy Lee]

like an elephant man?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir, you're gonna have to do that at the counter.

[Pat Godwin]

You can have your soup and salad simultaneously.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right. I could be eating salad and have my dork and a bowl of soup. Are you kidding me? I'm not allowed at that cookout.

[Pat Godwin]

Soup. Hey, quieter, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

There it is. Anyways, tell me we can't do comedy ball match.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

How could we have done that story without playing at least a little bit of this?

[Pat Godwin]

By the way, if that's not the first song played at the new White House Ballroom, How could they not inaugurate that place blasting that song? That would be great, Dignitary.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just. Hey, take this. Critics.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, what are they saying? Like, uga chaka or something? They go into some sort of chant during big balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Uga chaka is the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know. The. I can't. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. That's. But that's a great song from AC now, coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I guess we'll never know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I don't know. I mean, I can.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't have the whole song over there. Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, all I have is that snippet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But we'll find out more. I'll do a little bit of research during this next break. Or I like to, as I like to say, homework. Christy Lee's over there. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Well, your big balls will fit inside a Hyundai, I can tell you that.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't you start that one over?

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, this is Earl. Earl Miller with Hyundai. How's things going over there on the Bob and Tom Show? Look, understand we had a big balls mention before our commercial.

[Christy Lee]

Very comfortable car.

[Chick McGee]

Do I have to tell you what's

[Tom Griswold]

actually interesting is you went to Chicago with back and didn't have to stop for gas.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. I'm on the tank, baby. Now, I will say that when I was in Chicago, I parked and didn't drive again. Like, I Ubered or walked everywhere, so it was just. But down and back. Yeah. So you get great gas mileage with the Tucson hybrid, that's for sure. And you also Get America's best warranty. And the other great thing about that trip a I was by myself and could crank the music as loud as I wanted. The stereo system in that car is amazing. Enjoy it. And if you want to go off road, you might want to go a little bit bigger with the Santa Fe hybrid. It has a lot of power. It'll take you where you need to go. Hybrids from Hyundai, you get the best of both worlds. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details. That's Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Hyundai. Coming up, we have another way to get arrested while drunk. And of course, we needed. We needed a new one. This one. As soon as you hear it, you go. Yep, makes sense. Hadn't thought of it. Also. Are you watching the pit, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

Not yet. I want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Noah Wy did a fun thing at a charity auction and it's also in a recent episode. They mentioned the band Sticks.

[Chick McGee]

I used to watch it. I used to enjoy it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Then what happen?

[Chick McGee]

Tom talks about it every day. Really sour.

[Tom Griswold]

Haven't mentioned it in weeks.

[Chick McGee]

That's couldn't be farther.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, it's like a light year. Last time I defended you, which I did yesterday, but I'm not anymore. Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What? What happened? People talking bad about me. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

The server at the place. I was having lunch.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what's Chick's problem? Stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

The restaurant. The restaurant you call. What do you call? You call it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry to bother you.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry to bother you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

She was wearing an obscure English T shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And I said, oh, chicks and odd chicks. An angle file. Yeah, I'll let you know. But that's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey. Hey, There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, hi. What are we doing?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure. Pirates. Yeah, a southern pirate. Well, hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Ahoy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that didn't work.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Swinging a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no. I was trying to find it. We had this ball maxing story about men who are filling their sacks with.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something.

[Tom Griswold]

Saline solution.

[Chick McGee]

You find out where we can get it done and I'll go do It. Oh, just let me know.

[Tom Griswold]

There might be liability issues.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Jess Hooker]

So why not? Why when women get breast implants, are they. Implants? Why are they in a bag? Why don't they just pump saline into.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you have to do it every 24 hours. Absorbs it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. What?

[Chick McGee]

Breast Max Inc. Why don't they call it that?

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder if that's going on in any.

[Jess Hooker]

For an event.

[Christy Lee]

I bet just pump them up every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't they be all like Reebok saggy the next day?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if that seems like a really bad idea. All this stuff is ridiculous. But I. I was trying to find it and I. I went to churchbells.com

[Chick McGee]

and balls just about church bells.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. Just as much as church bells.

[Christy Lee]

Oh God, that's pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, as Chick pointed out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If guys are doing this so called ball maxing, which is a real thing. You said there's. There what, 8, 000 people or 700?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Some website looking at this. It's got to be. It's obviously. It's a visual thing presumably.

[Chick McGee]

What. What is that from balls as big as church bells? Is that from like Blazing Saddles?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I think it's just an old phrase.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It really is coarse, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Of all things, church bells just. I guess school bells would be worse.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The more I think about this, that would be.

[Christy Lee]

What about cowbells?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. School bells on the wall. Anyway, where was I? No, cowbells aren't that big.

[Pat Godwin]

Cowbells, they're big for balls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

But if you really want to go. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, you know, Liberty Bell would be in this the 250th year of this great country of ours.

[Pat Godwin]

But there's only one of them. So I mean, you could say land Armstrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker. Do you know what? Of any performers who are famous for their balls for displaying even where, while wearing trousers, an enormous bulge, he wants

[Jess Hooker]

you to say Tom Jones.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Tom Jones. Oh, funny. What's wrong? Funny?

[Christy Lee]

You mentioned that that's what he wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Jones. Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

All puppets. We're prompt.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you rather hear AC DC again?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of other things we could talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Oh, it's skipping. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I'm playing it on final one. Part of this I always laugh at. I know that's not it. Got flowers and lots of hours to

[Pat Godwin]

spend with you I'll soon be kissing

[Chick McGee]

your sweet Little pussy lips. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I apologize. I apologize. Apologize.

[Chick McGee]

It's just smiling on them.

[Tom Griswold]

It just keep. Just. Just keep skipping.

[Chick McGee]

What's the other one? There's another one there, isn't there?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got a whole.

[Chick McGee]

Is there part two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, we'll just move on.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, that's the money piece for me.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing? Okay, I'll have to have Jason grab it. Can you grab the money piece for Chick Chickster?

[Pat Godwin]

He's on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. Here we go. This. This should be it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Pat Godwin]

Jake's laughing and looking around at us again.

[Tom Griswold]

Again. This is the problem with vinyl. All these vinyl records just skip. It's terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, not the only procedure in the news. Some Russian men are getting a cosmetic procedure to make it look like they have injuries from MMA fighting. Popular Telegram channel Baza reports that a growing number of men are undergoing a procedure to get cauliflower ear.

[Pat Godwin]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

A permanent deformity we all are pretty well aware of, thanks to Greg Warren. Associated with blunt trauma from combat sports or wrestling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Greg got it from wrestling.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Dr. Marat Gasanov, an ear, nose and throat specialist, warned that body modification once again carries the risk of hearing loss, cartilage inflammation, and possible. What is pure inflammation that progresses to hematomas.

[Chick McGee]

What is it about me? That doctor, what was his name?

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Marat Gasanov.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You can pay him in chickens, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I will take chickens for your pursuit, your procedure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is the gas enough?

[Pat Godwin]

Is the guest.

[Chick McGee]

I'll buy your tank of gas.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I was reading. I forget where I saw this.

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

That. In Germany, years ago, men would get scars on their face as if they'd been in a duel.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

So weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a. I'm gonna need some documentation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll.

[Pat Godwin]

Men have been doing this stuff forever

[Chick McGee]

and he's acting like everybody's aware of this. Has anybody? I've not heard of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, the benefits of a classical education. The.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to hit you with a folding.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you know that Greg Warren and told me that he could have his cauliflower ear drained every now and again and it would look like a normal ear.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

And I. What are you doing? Do it. And he goes, no. Well, you're. He goes, I don't need to do it. I go, you're not doing it for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're doing it for us.

[Christy Lee]

We have to look at that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. If you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you didn't wear headphones in here, we'd all be retching.

[Chick McGee]

You ever tried to eat a meal across from you, Greg Bad?

[Pat Godwin]

It's. It's not that bad.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's fluid.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was a hardened like gristle. Yeah, maybe his is to the point now where he can't get that done.

[Tom Griswold]

That's possible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but what about an ear implant?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, the man's on tv. How did that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

They could probably do go in and insert some kind of cartilage plastic thing probably. If he cared about it. He's fine. He's very handsome man. Well, we had earlier in the year.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think we should lie to him.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the broccoli heritage haircut?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, we had that earlier this year.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that still popular?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of shaved in the sides, a

[Christy Lee]

little curly on top.

[Chick McGee]

You call it the Hitler, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, this is even. We used to call that helicopter head. When I was in college, we had a guy that famously had that. It's sort of shorter by the ears than it didn't. Was there the writer of the Tonight Show?

[Christy Lee]

He only wore it once, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Was there any. Anything you didn't make fun of when you were in college? I can't have imagine.

[Pat Godwin]

What hairstyle did you have? Did you let yours go down.

[Chick McGee]

Down to his shoulder?

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Yes. You didn't do.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's called the don't hassle me man.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, that's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

It's on one of the albums.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Picture him in New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but so you've got your. You've got your broccoli. Is it called the broccoli haircut?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The broccoli haircut and the cauliflower ear.

[Chick McGee]

They might just say, give me a

[Tom Griswold]

broccoli or we're gonna. Gonna have a. A little vegetable medley here in of cosmetic treatments. I think it's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

You have cantaloupe balls. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Are there. Are there guidelines for what. What is in a vegetable medley? And you don't deviate.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, if no, then. But what's the one base that you must have in a vegetable medley? I would say it would probably be diced carrots.

[Jess Hooker]

Carrots. I'm going carrots.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say peas and carrots.

[Tom Griswold]

I will say this. The fruit cup.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Too much pineapple.

[Pat Godwin]

Depending on where you're healthy in the pineapple lately.

[Christy Lee]

Well, sometimes it's all melon.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel that. Too much melon.

[Christy Lee]

Way too much melon.

[Chick McGee]

You need fresh. You need fresh pineapple.

[Christy Lee]

It should be a fruit cup or a melon cup. Not just.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you ever call boobs melons? That's kind of fun.

[Pat Godwin]

You do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, all the time. Hey, mom, nice presentation. Presentation. By the way, there were quite a few on display at the concert I went to.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I was trying to get you to go.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, somebody over the weekend called him hammers and I think I. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

Hammers.

[Jess Hooker]

Her hammers were hammering is what.

[Pat Godwin]

It kind of doesn't work.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it does.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's just. Why are they hammered?

[Christy Lee]

They're not hammers.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, he. The context was, is there was an old lady on our street that was mowing the grass and she was. And her yard is very bumpy and her hammers were hammering.

[Pat Godwin]

So they're up and down, up and down.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, that's does work everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

You could almost use any noun for those. Like bumpers or, you know, headlights. Of course, standard party bags is a good one. Baby feeders, Fun bags. Baby feeders.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, none of these really. I don't know, Soft, happy.

[Chick McGee]

Well,

[Pat Godwin]

I don't care for that word. I like boobs because to me it's almost onomatopoeia.

[Tom Griswold]

Ish.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a boob. Round, bouncy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to speak for you ladies, but know you, you like boobs the best.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we say boobs. I say boobs all the time. Yeah, I think boobs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, I was watching Bad Teacher yesterday. Do you guys happen to remember the scene in there?

[Christy Lee]

Where is that Cameron Diaz?

[Pat Godwin]

Cameron Diaz wants to get a boob job. And there is a huge breasted woman at the doctor's office played by the great David Pamer. And no kidding, she goes, may I? And Cameron Diaz starts playing with this woman's boobs. And it was like I was 16. I was overjoyed, really. And I hadn't had that in a while.

[Chick McGee]

And you don't have the girl.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right thing. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I was like, boy, if I didn't have things to do,

[Tom Griswold]

boy, the lawn almost didn't get cut yesterday. And you're blaming the great Cameron D.

[Pat Godwin]

If it had been a rainy day, yeah, it would have been okay.

[Christy Lee]

Some people call them pillows. Which leads to my story. Engineers have created a so called smart pillow that actually vibrates to wake up and alert deaf people in emergency.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, this is good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The device alerts sleepers to fire alarms, burglar alarms, and phone calls. Designed alongside members of the deaf community, the vibrating sleeve device slips over a standard pillow and sits inside a normal pillowcase. That's a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I had biking last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

That's worse than anything Tom's ever done.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just gonna say, I wonder if this. If the deaf lady. The deaf lady sleeps with that pillow between her. Your legs. So not only is it an emergency, she wakes up smiling. Yeah, presumably.

[Chick McGee]

But you can hear her coming. I tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a. Because I know on the weather app that I have. You can sign up for

[Chick McGee]

naughtiest that they offer. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But you can sign up for. If there's a tornado warning, it'll go off in the middle of the night.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even if you've got.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right. I think it does anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm. Presumably there's a version of that with like flashing lights or something for deaf

[Chick McGee]

folks right now I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

I would guess so. I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

I would hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is even better, I guess.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's a nice thing.

[Chick McGee]

Which.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait, hang a second.

[Chick McGee]

Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you trying to set up Mussolini for another mocking the partially disabled?

[Chick McGee]

Which would you rather be, deaf or blind? You had. You have to pick deaf.

[Pat Godwin]

Deaf to never hear music again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Jess Hooker]

I would be deaf.

[Christy Lee]

I'd be deaf. I love silence.

[Tom Griswold]

I take that personally.

[Chick McGee]

Never, never hear the Allan brothers again.

[Christy Lee]

This has been enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's just move on. We'll be coming back with pick your affliction. The new. The new happy show.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

In which contestants.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's close. Would you rather have your right or

[Tom Griswold]

left armchair cocked off? Okay, let's just. Let's just get going here. Also coming up, we have once again a new way to get in trouble while drunk. In case you were.

[Jess Hooker]

Can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

In case you were looking for one.

[Chick McGee]

When I said that, all Josh did was look at. Aren't you gonna do something?

[Pat Godwin]

No. Sometimes you want to see the reaction.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I react. Let's see now where. Also. Oh, also coming up. And we can do this in the form of a question. We have the new list from the Social Security administration of the most popular baby names.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on with this.

[Tom Griswold]

What happens every year?

[Chick McGee]

It's been five or six times this year already. And we're not just June.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Social Security list. We had the census list, but that's only valid every 10 years. So this is a more interesting one. It's more. Okarant

[Pat Godwin]

all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which either means something like raisins or speaking of food, Brick House Nutrition.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah, give it to us.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the same as the Rifleman Chuck. That was the actor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Lucas. Lucas.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that name. Okay, that's the 10th boy name. The 10th girl. The 10th girl name is very unusual. The 10th most popular name last year. Okay, well, find it.

[Chick McGee]

Patty.

[Tom Griswold]

You think it's. You've heard that?

[Christy Lee]

I have heard it, but I have

[Tom Griswold]

not heard it before.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Is it has something to do with a cartoon?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

No. I don't know what it is.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it Giner?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's a.

[Tom Griswold]

How did you know?

[Chick McGee]

What a lovely baby. We'll call her Giner.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Chris?

[Christy Lee]

To answer the question, no, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Just, could you go into the room and get a large sack of manure and wet it down so I can hit it in the face?

[Pat Godwin]

Short for Reginer.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it's Regina. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and

[Chick McGee]

Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel. Got it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. Welcome back to Bob and Tom Show show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Dialing something up there on his iPad. Here we go. Huh? There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We were talking about the number one, the top names of babies in the United States of America. The just released list from.

[Christy Lee]

Are we gonna do this? Are we gonna do history?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you want to do history? It's not a. We can probably squeeze them both. History. Not a terrific day.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, is it June 3rd?

[Christy Lee]

Wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Special day in history. May 11th, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now.

[Pat Godwin]

My birthday week. Sons of.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

I want a gift every day.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we missed Monday.

[Chick McGee]

What are you gonna be, 40? 47? 46.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. The 49. Oh, boy. I don't know about this 1,502 at all.

[Chick McGee]

About.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, when it's your birthday, we'll do the appropriate celebration.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we don't want to miss your birthday.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'll be 48 now.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you even eat cake anymore with this diverticulitis?

[Pat Godwin]

The diverticulitis is unrelated to what is to the dietary stuff I'm doing now.

[Tom Griswold]

But what do you want, cake or pie or.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess Hooker has already made the appropriate accommodations for the cake that I can eat, so thank you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'll bring it in Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Something about gluten.

[Tom Griswold]

Will the rest of us want to eat a piece of it? Yeah, it's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's not bad. I've tested it.

[Tom Griswold]

She kicked.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. On this date in 1502, you ever

[Chick McGee]

take a sheet cake, Tom? To a neighbor's house, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Like a dish to pass.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes you take a sheet cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Of course, in 1502, Columbus leaves Cadiz, Spain, for the fourth and final trip.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, he had Isabella wrapped around his finger, didn't he?

[Christy Lee]

And he didn't like to stay home.

[Pat Godwin]

And by the way, that was the first. First time he ever said Cadiz nuts. And it killed.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the origin.

[Pat Godwin]

And now that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at Cadiz nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, he wasn't a stand up. He was a host at a. At a comedy club. They had on the Ship.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't go back after that.

[Chick McGee]

It was on the Pinto.

[Pat Godwin]

He left. He didn't want to return.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but how many airbrushed T shirts from Florida do you really want?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you really.

[Chick McGee]

They called the comedy club the Beans.

[Pat Godwin]

On the back of his ship, he had a Ron John Bob bumper sticker.

[Tom Griswold]

Very cool. I just saw one over the weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

You say they called it Beans?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was on the Pinta,

[Tom Griswold]

and we didn't want to do history. Okay, let's see now.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Welcome to Pinta.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that was the Mayflower.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

This is a personal friend of John. John Standish. No. Miles Stand.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a break. 1981, Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats premiered at the West End in London.

[Chick McGee]

Midnight and the kitties are sleep.

[Christy Lee]

You never saw Cats on the page.

[Tom Griswold]

I am. I. This is. I do not care for Andrew Lloyd Webber at all.

[Chick McGee]

No, you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, none of it.

[Chick McGee]

You're like me.

[Tom Griswold]

Some good things in there. Sorry?

[Chick McGee]

When the cats go running through the crowd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I saw it.

[Pat Godwin]

We're part of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

They make you uncomfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the movie, of course. Famous.

[Chick McGee]

Get out of here. Cat face.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous for the anus shots of the

[Pat Godwin]

cats that they cut out. Yeah, yeah. Sadly, it probably would have done better if they're a bunch of.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't do any worse, I tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is interesting.

[Christy Lee]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

I got kicked out of the.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my feather pen just broke. That saddens me. I have to get a new one. I got kicked out of a Broadway production of Cats because when they would run through the audience just before that, I would break out the peanut butter. Sir, please don't.

[Chick McGee]

They're. They're little sandpaper.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right, that's enough of that. 1997, the computer beat Gary Kasparov. Anybody remember the name of the computer?

[Pat Godwin]

Big blue mud face.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Big blue.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he's not letting us play long. I don't know if it was during the commercial where Tom decided, I don't want any of these people with me, or.

[Chick McGee]

You know. It is a slamming of the door, though.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just a race to be done.

[Pat Godwin]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

I tried not to do this.

[Chick McGee]

Give me a break, he said, because we got to get to another damn baby name.

[Christy Lee]

Right? Exactly. Son of a bitch trying to save you.

[Tom Griswold]

Gary Kasparov.

[Chick McGee]

Fake anger about this is off the chart.

[Tom Griswold]

Gary Kasparov, a certified genius.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, I'm glad you said genius.

[Pat Godwin]

We didn't know what.

[Tom Griswold]

But after. Famously, after the computer beat him, he just kicked its Ass dodgeball. I'll take that machine. Let's see now. Oh, Irving Berlin. Happy birthday. Born in 1888. He lived to be 101 1.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's too long. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrote, among other things, white Christmas.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, you were right. There is nothing here.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

This is really bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Salvador dali, born in 1904.

[Chick McGee]

And you do go down.

[Tom Griswold]

Had it not been for Hitler, I think he would have had the most famous mustache in history. Don't you think?

[Christy Lee]

It was something.

[Pat Godwin]

It was something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Does that just shout I need attention.

[Christy Lee]

He was. He loved the attention.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, he was born on this day, but they don't know at exactly what time because the doctor's watch was melting.

[Tom Griswold]

You've seen the picture. Let's see now.

[Christy Lee]

You've seen the picture.

[Tom Griswold]

And then lastly, happy birthday, friend of the show. Nervous Vern of Nervous Vern and Munchy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you have to stop with this.

[Tom Griswold]

And then happy birthday, Cam Newton, your favorite hat wearer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we could air Cam Newton's hat if you'd have told him.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now

[Chick McGee]

he has to prepare.

[Pat Godwin]

I must look through my notes.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna play a song for us?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Cam Newton.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. While you do that, I'll read this. While you're. I'll stall for just a second. I was just handed this. This comes to us from Harmony and

[Chick McGee]

me pretty good company.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night, my six year old daughter Ren argued with her big brother about how different shaped pastas taste different. So there you go, Tom. Well, your daughter's a genius.

[Jess Hooker]

Have her committed.

[Chick McGee]

Real, real dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

Different shaped pastas taste different.

[Pat Godwin]

That's her brother's name is.

[Christy Lee]

They don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they do.

[Christy Lee]

No, they don't. They're all made with the same stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

It'll hold sauce differently.

[Tom Griswold]

Clothes are all made with the same cloth, but it doesn't mean they look the same.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, most shirts do taste.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't mean anything.

[Tom Griswold]

See you. What about do this and you te. Hey. Oh, you know what I bought?

[Jess Hooker]

What'd you buy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, me? Tell, tell me. Remember how and Brothers box set.

[Tom Griswold]

I've already got that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember how I told you when I got married I had to put on Kelly's underwear because I had black underwear and she'd bought me these sort of thin linen pants.

[Christy Lee]

You brought nude underwear?

[Tom Griswold]

I went online, so I had to wear her underpants right down there when I got. But I went online and I bought two pairs of Jockey. They happened to be my flesh tone. They don't call that they. I forget what they Call it.

[Christy Lee]

But yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Caucasian American.

[Jess Hooker]

Sunburn.

[Tom Griswold]

Sunburn. Likely pants, underwear.

[Pat Godwin]

So that's nice. Have you received them?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I got them. Should I bring them in?

[Pat Godwin]

I want you to wear them in and then show them to them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, with your linen pants. We want to see them.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wear those all day. They don't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, go home and change. After four hours, you can wear them for a break.

[Chick McGee]

This afternoon, a guy like you can make an appointment to have your balls inflated and then you work.

[Christy Lee]

But don't you keep closing your office here. You could just change it a break.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, I'll bring them in.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

But now when we come back, we're gonna have your song.

[Chick McGee]

You got it?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you find it?

[Pat Godwin]

I did find it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. By the way, I have a cut on my arm that I. I got at that concert. No idea how I got that. Maybe the guy's spurs in back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation.

[Chick McGee]

Station.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Professional. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

With a song ready to go, I understand, Tom. There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Josh Arnold with a letter from an officer of the law.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and you have a new coffee mug. I need to hear more.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I like it.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick Magee. Letter first, please. What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

This comes to us from, as I said, a police officer, 27 year police veteran in the Indianapolis area.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Says while listening to you guys this morning, you were talking about about testicle size compared to member size.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, if we've been talking about ball maxing, which is a process in which certain guys out there are injecting their scrotums with fluid so that they're more full.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Chick, I think you asked, do you really want or no. Atomic posited, wouldn't that kind of make your penis look smaller?

[Chick McGee]

Right? The bigger the surroundings?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah. And I happen to say that's why I cut my balls, so that my penis would look bigger. Well, this, I said this while this officer was doing a routine traffic stop. He was in the process of writing a citation when I Said that he just laughed and ripped the citation in half and went back to his car and left. So that guy got off.

[Christy Lee]

The person he had pulled over was listening to the show, apparently because he'd heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a rap that could have gone the other way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

So you're welcome to that stranger out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

My new coffee mug is from it's Big Bass Bash. I take part in that twice a year with my brothers. It's a bit. It's a fishing tournament.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that made of metal?

[Christy Lee]

It looks like a. One of those.

[Chick McGee]

It does look like a metal cup

[Christy Lee]

that you would use on a camping trip.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a camp cup.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly. Now, it's a traditional. It's sort of a ceramic mug, but it does have the. That look.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

So it really.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it isn't a metal one.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's bigger. So I can have 12 ounces in here instead of 10.

[Chick McGee]

Correct me if I'm wrong, and I may be. I may be way out of my depth here. That's 2 ounces more, am I right?

[Pat Godwin]

It absolutely is. If I have three cups, it ends up being six ounces more intake.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, 30.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

On that note, Christy Lee, what's happening at the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're going to talk about baby names.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we were going to talk to Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, Patrick.

[Pat Godwin]

A half hour to get the guitar up here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. It was. We were celebrating the birthday of a football great Cam Newton, famous for his hats. Yes, sir.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to hear that little tribute?

[Tom Griswold]

Cam Newton's hats, custom made with fancy feathers. Cam Newton's hats, purple lids and pink fedoras. Cam Newton's hat, like Grandma's Easter bonnet. Yeah, everyone, a fine chapeau. Some furry with a crazy bow. Looks like he runs a bordello.

[Pat Godwin]

Cam Newton's. Anytime you can use chapeau in a song, I am on board.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean anytime you can do a parody of a semi obscure very.

[Pat Godwin]

Grandma's Hands.

[Chick McGee]

Grandma's Hands.

[Tom Griswold]

A great Bill Withers.

[Chick McGee]

Don't sleep on Bill Withers. Not a good life stuff out there, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the best, the best. Now, once again, the. This is not the Census Bureau. This is the Social Security annual list of baby names.

[Christy Lee]

They've been tracking the names given to babies born in each state since 1880.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, this is the list. This is it for this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't talk about it until this list comes out next year.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for the United States of America.

[Christy Lee]

The most.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's his caveat. We'll do yes to

[Christy Lee]

for the most popular names in 2025, Liam and Olivia top the list of baby names. 7th year.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this because of Oasis? When did Liam become Well, no, but it's Liam Neeson.

[Chick McGee]

Are they counting William and Liam?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, Liam. L. I am.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a cool name.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you going to do? Olivia's real pretty also.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but now everybody's going to have it. Well, I'm not too here to go to kindergarten five years from now. And raise your hand. Liam. And six kids are going to raise their hand.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that happens with John, that happens with Mike.

[Christy Lee]

None of those are in the top ten now.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, right, right, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Number ten is Lucas. Number nine, William. So there you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Number eight, Mateo.

[Chick McGee]

Mateo.

[Christy Lee]

Number seven, Elijah.

[Jess Hooker]

Easy.

[Christy Lee]

Number six, James. Number five, Henry. Henry's become real popular.

[Pat Godwin]

My three year old twin. Twin? I have a three year old twin?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, your mom really gestated that second kid. So.

[Chick McGee]

So instead of going back yourself, did

[Tom Griswold]

he come up with a beard that ripped?

[Chick McGee]

The old your go to is to lie. Is that right? Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, show my three year old nephew who happens to be a twin with his sister. They. He. His name is Henry. That's all I want.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they. Did they name his sister Loose.

[Chick McGee]

Loose. Henry Loose, anyone? Oh, from the Time or Newsweek publisher of Time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God, I'm sorry now again, I forgot. Got the. I've never cracked a book.

[Chick McGee]

Are Henry and Sylvie his sister? Are they identical twins?

[Pat Godwin]

They are, yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Sylvie's penis is an innie.

[Christy Lee]

I love the name Sylvie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Number four is Theodore. Number three, Oliver. Two, Noah. And once again, number one is Liam.

[Jess Hooker]

Oliver.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is there a Teddy?

[Chick McGee]

That's good. Teddy.

[Jess Hooker]

Teddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Because typically American names were tied to television shows and sure, Jennifer was. They tracked that to some soap opera.

[Chick McGee]

We're just that shallow.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'm just kind of curious. Of what? The Liam. The Liam and the Noah thing. Aren't those the two guys from Oasis?

[Chick McGee]

Liam and Noah?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're forgetting about Liam Neeson.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, he's my favorite.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's Liam Payne. It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Not anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. I have a particular suggestion.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's that.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he write that song Jump?

[Christy Lee]

No, that was a Van Halen song.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Girls?

[Pat Godwin]

I remember one morning I made a Liam Payne joke. Yeah, he jumped down my throat. I want to say on and off the air.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, he sure did.

[Pat Godwin]

Son of a.

[Jess Hooker]

Done at first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the wonderfulness of Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Do as I say, not as I.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless I feel the same way.

[Christy Lee]

Not male names that have disappeared or decreased rather in population popularity. Kareem Kaza Kai and Landon. Landon's a good name. I like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Gaza is also not as popular.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's not.

[Chick McGee]

What about. What about the girl's? Name? Is Hormuz on there?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, what about Millicent?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. So wait a minute. What are the boys names that have been dropped from the list?

[Christy Lee]

They are Kareem, Kareem, Kaza Kai and Landon.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you read Abil Jabbar's? Do you get his newsletter?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's on the email.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really good. He's cream of the crop.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a.

[Tom Griswold]

He's great.

[Pat Godwin]

That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a really interesting.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a big brain.

[Pat Godwin]

The Kareem always rises.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure he's loves hearing that.

[Chick McGee]

Kareem of Wheat.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep going. Anybody?

[Pat Godwin]

Kareem of Wheat is probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like his work with Clafton.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Kareem, Kareem, Kareem Feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Kareem. I'm so sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Ava has slipped out of the top 10 for the first time in years and replaced by Elania, which is number 10. I'm sorry, l I A N a what Slipped out?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of a human being named that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've got a couple, yeah. And I have a girlfriend named Elania.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that from a movie or something?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Alania does Dallas.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not curious as to why it's suddenly popular.

[Jess Hooker]

It sounds kind of like the first lady.

[Christy Lee]

It's a little bit. It's a Hebrew name.

[Jess Hooker]

Means.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm just wondering.

[Christy Lee]

Sophia number nine. Nine. Evelyn, eight. Isabella, seven. Mia, six. Sophia, five.

[Pat Godwin]

I would say you're more of an eight, at least.

[Chick McGee]

Mia, you. I would have given anything for you.

[Christy Lee]

Sophia, five. Amelia, four. Emma, three. Charlotte, two. And Olivia stands at number one again. Okay. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So Amelia Earhart hasn't totally sullied the name Amelia.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently not.

[Chick McGee]

Hmm.

[Christy Lee]

No. The fastest rising olive oil hasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. When's that gonna come?

[Tom Griswold]

Olive oil hasn't sullied Olivia. I do.

[Chick McGee]

You know I do olive oil. Are you ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Popeye.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Christy Lee]

That's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Hated Popeye as a kid.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. Popeye's the best in. In the margins. Like Sergio Aragona's drawings. When Popeye is mumbling, that's the best

[Tom Griswold]

stuff in the World. Yeah, but the Popeye cartoons. I'd rather watch Rex Humbard or whatever girl names Aubrey.

[Christy Lee]

I have never.

[Chick McGee]

Aubrey was her.

[Christy Lee]

Is it. It's Cattleya. K A C A T T L

[Chick McGee]

E Y A C A A girl with big teats.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

C A T T L E Y A Catalya.

[Chick McGee]

How odd.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I've never even.

[Christy Lee]

JC and Zendaya declined the most in popularity over the last year. Year.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

For girls, the fastest rising baby name was Clarity.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Spelled with a K.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, that. Yeah, very good. Awful clarity.

[Christy Lee]

The fastest rising boy name Kasai. K A S A I meaning fire in Japanese and Swahili.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh. Yeah. Meaning? Meaning you're beaten in the playground in the America.

[Chick McGee]

English 3:15. Time for your beating.

[Pat Godwin]

What are the odds it's the same word in Japanese and Swahili?

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Chick McGee]

It just goes to my. All foreign languages. They make them up as they go along. Absolutely true.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. That's your. That's your naming story.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So Liam and Olivia, the big.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Big winners.

[Tom Griswold]

The big winners.

[Pat Godwin]

Seven years in a row.

[Chick McGee]

No Toms. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a couple sort of standards in there. What was it? James and Henry Thomas.

[Jess Hooker]

Those are good.

[Tom Griswold]

But Michael is not on the list.

[Christy Lee]

No. Robert. No. Thomas.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael has been hovering around 2 and 3 for years. I'm surprised that's going. What are the most traditional. None of the traditional like ladies names are in there. No. Like Linda or.

[Pat Godwin]

No. Jane.

[Christy Lee]

Susan.

[Jess Hooker]

No, they're kind of jumped back to like grandma names like Sylvie, Evelyn. Yeah, those. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So certainly. No, no. Karen.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're not naming a baby girl Karen.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not unfair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Karen's a good name.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they know the origin of how Karen got picked to be the white bitching.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The first woman. Probably that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, First. First lady.

[Jess Hooker]

The K. So Karen with a K. Is that what you guys think?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Somehow Karen's with a C are exempt.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I have an Aunt Karen with a C and it's like she's. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Karen's with a C. Just C A

[Jess Hooker]

R, E, N. No, she's C A

[Pat Godwin]

R O, N. Yeah, most of them are O. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds really French to me. Because of Leslie. Leslie Carol.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the name Eliana, the most famous one is a Brazilian TV personality.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Yeah. A weather. Weather person.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It doesn't have to be named after somebody on tv.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Eliana Broadbut.

[Chick McGee]

She's a spokesman for.

[Pat Godwin]

She's Brazilian.

[Chick McGee]

One of those fortified beers.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right, Broad. Budweiser.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a story, and I think you gonna.

[Chick McGee]

I hate seagulls.

[Christy Lee]

I know you do. You're gonna hate those, too.

[Chick McGee]

That's mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me that.

[Pat Godwin]

They are entitled.

[Chick McGee]

That's mine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they. Wiley's in the news. We love Noah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's great. Terrific.

[Christy Lee]

And if you like rubies. Boy, did they unearth a big one.

[Chick McGee]

Jack. Ruby.

[Christy Lee]

No, the stone. A ruby.

[Tom Griswold]

But have you seen a picture of this thing? It's hideous.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's not cleaned yet. I mean, they clean them up. It's wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it looks like a red afterbirth.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

They're gonna afterbirth.

[Chick McGee]

They're gonna chop it up.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe it's a blood.

[Chick McGee]

Polish it up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You'll see. You don't want to hear worth repeating. Be quiet right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Be quiet. That has been his MO for the last 30 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

It is again. Be quiet.

[Christy Lee]

Just sit here for the next break and not.

[Chick McGee]

He does. Yeah. And he goes, well, I don't know where. I lost all of them. I don't know what happened. And other. I told him to be quiet, and then they got an attitude.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby here. Hello, I'm Chick and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, where were we? Christy, I think you had some.

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about baby names and one of the top names is Noah. We have another Noah in the news today. Noah Wiley. That's right. The pit star gave fans quote unquote physical exams worth over $36,000 at a recent charity auction. According to Variety, Mr. Wiley dressed as his character Dr. Robbie for night of Too Many Stars Stars, a comedy variety show hosted by Jon Stewart with an auction benefiting next for autism. Two fans donated $18,000 each for a joke filled physical from the actor in front of nearly 18,000 people at the Hollywood Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought whipping out the stirrups was a little much. What do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

I, I think there are women out there that would have, oh, yeah, luckily,

[Christy Lee]

easily spread their legs for no Wiley.

[Tom Griswold]

Our friend Drew Powell was featured.

[Chick McGee]

He was starting the first season.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right in the pit. And I understand Drew is now saying, what did Mr. Wiley get? How much money did he raise to 36,000. Yeah, Drew says that for 500 bucks he'll punch anybody you want in the face.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Spoiler alert.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it wouldn't have been if you hadn't said spoiler alert. You could have just gotten away with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. Too late. Now.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a terrific show. And there is. For those of you that are fans of classic rock, there's a funny exchange about the band Styx in a recent episode. I think that episode was written by Noah, by the way. But it's a terrific show.

[Christy Lee]

A massive 11,000 carat Ruby has been unearthed in Myanmar. Yeah, that's going to be hard on the hand to carry around.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a picture of this thing?

[Christy Lee]

Discovered by miners near the town of Mogok.

[Pat Godwin]

Were they like 1817?

[Christy Lee]

The stone is the second largest by weight ever found in the region.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, old timer, we don't serve miners.

[Christy Lee]

While it weighs roughly half of the 21,450 carat nine and a half pound stone found in 1990, the new gem is considered more valuable due to the superior color and quality. It has a purplish red hue with yellowish undertones.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

High quality color grade.

[Chick McGee]

Expensive one.

[Christy Lee]

Moderate transparency and a highly reflective surface.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like dirty dried up jello. Or I. And I also can't tell how big it is because there's nothing to scale it on that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's just sitting on a podium.

[Chick McGee]

It kind of looks like a. A baby gray grimace.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not particularly pretty until they.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Ruby Tuesday still out there?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. But they are. They were the last one of the last ones to have a salad bar. I missed the salad bar.

[Christy Lee]

They chop that all up or do they leave it like that and put it in a museum?

[Tom Griswold]

The ruby. But you got me.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I say we steal the ruby.

[Tom Griswold]

Ruby.

[Chick McGee]

We make it a caper. Josh can drive the van and come up with the plan.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a pretty good wheel man and I gotta come up with a plan.

[Tom Griswold]

He's just a driver.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, actually, we should let Tom come up with the plan.

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't come up with a plan. He's going to criticize all the plans.

[Christy Lee]

Follow the plan.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll just march into the police station.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Somehow, for some reason, you know something? I won't have to.

[Chick McGee]

Because of distraction, I had the Almond Brothers playing down the street and no one went. So they all saw us go into the.

[Tom Griswold]

It's difficult with everyone to.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll lull the security guard to sleep with my stories of Nervous Vern.

[Chick McGee]

So then, amazing people. It was his birthday today. I know.

[Christy Lee]

Ver.

[Chick McGee]

My.

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody in America knows me.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great, great song. We're gonna play it a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Nervous Verne.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up. You are not. That's a song. Or is it a guy?

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was a dazzy guy.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

The sixth annual European Seagull Screeching Contest recently took place in Belgium.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have the audio?

[Christy Lee]

70 competitors. Do you have the audio? Chick from 15 countries, based off.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've got it. Okay, I got the audio.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to stop.

[Christy Lee]

70 that. 70 competitors from 15 countries faced off to see who.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not you, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Produced the best imitation of a seagull's distinctive shriek.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it right here.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's

[Pat Godwin]

everything. A joke with.

[Tom Griswold]

Love that song. Love that song. That's, of course, the band Flock of Seagulls.

[Chick McGee]

That's this.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not to be confused with the Flock of Seagulls, which had George Siegel on banjo.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And that's pretty much it.

[Pat Godwin]

And Robert Siegel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. From npr.

[Chick McGee]

We don't have his voice. I'm Robert Siegel.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So we don't have competitors.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The. One of the guys I think did the Flock of Seagull's hairdo.

[Christy Lee]

Did he?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I'm sure I met that guy.

[Pat Godwin]

By the way, he's bald now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he is.

[Chick McGee]

So you don't really have.

[Christy Lee]

You don't really have seagull shrieking.

[Chick McGee]

No, the only seagull shrieking we have is me.

[Christy Lee]

I asked Jason to get it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, here. I got. I'm sorry. Do it. Here it is. Here it is.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it's pretty much written.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, God, that's awful.

[Christy Lee]

The competition was won by Corinne Gronholtz from Oslo, Norway.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought that was the name of the bird. Way to go, Corinne.

[Pat Godwin]

She had a last name.

[Chick McGee]

You get. You know what she won.

[Tom Griswold]

After she did her screeching, she went and she stole French fries from the people sitting there to give it that full seagull effect. Is Screech is deceased. Is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He died from diamond. Saved by the bell. There's more than just the.

[Christy Lee]

That role.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Comedian. Not much more. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

He stood up and gave speeches all across the country.

[Pat Godwin]

A screech speech.

[Chick McGee]

Screech speech.

[Christy Lee]

A man from Florida facing charges after he allegedly operated a drone while intoxicated. Police in St. Petersburg said the 34 year old contractor was using his drone at around 12:20 in the morning when he recklessly flew the device near a a man's vehicle.

[Pat Godwin]

I was trying to see his hot wife.

[Christy Lee]

A report states that the small unmanned aerial device flew back and forth past the open driver's side window of the victim's sedan.

[Pat Godwin]

It's funny.

[Christy Lee]

The suspect funny. It is kind of funny driving along.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you don't cut funny. Right?

[Christy Lee]

The suspect then approached the victim, grabbed his phone, striking the man's eye in the process.

[Chick McGee]

Oops.

[Christy Lee]

The 34 year old who admitted to drinking prior to the lady late night drone flight.

[Pat Godwin]

I did it. What are you gonna do about it?

[Christy Lee]

Was arrested for burglary, assault and battery. Officers noted the victim works as a delivery diver. I don't know why that's important to the story, but.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so he's unemployed.

[Christy Lee]

No, he works as a delivery.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of drones and droning on and on.

[Chick McGee]

You're talking to me, aren't you? Yeah, that's what everybody was.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I'm going to play. Play nervous. Fern and Munchie, Please don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Who the hell are these people?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They're friends of mine. Here we go. We got a little request that we'd like to make. This isn't a joke, it isn't a fake but you see we really got

[Pat Godwin]

this press in need has anybody got any weed?

[Tom Griswold]

Cause we're jonesing like a mother and we're dry as a bone can't get our connection off the telephone so let

[Pat Godwin]

us repeat if you miss the point

[Tom Griswold]

can anybody front us a joint or two or three? Has anybody got any pot?

[Pat Godwin]

Reefer is the one thing that we

[Tom Griswold]

ain't got it's that green stuff that

[Pat Godwin]

grows with some seeds and a stem.

[Tom Griswold]

We really need a shot of that vitamin and we don't need no acid

[Pat Godwin]

cause we're getting too old don't needle cocaine cause our hearts will explode. What we really, really want y' all

[Tom Griswold]

to help us obtain Is a little

[Pat Godwin]

bit of Mary Jane let's go to the phones.

[Tom Griswold]

Has anybody got any pot?

[Pat Godwin]

Reamer is the one thing that we ain't got.

[Tom Griswold]

It's that green stuff that rolls with

[Pat Godwin]

some seeds in a stem.

[Tom Griswold]

We really need a shot of that vitamin M We don't need no zannies or Bikes or. Perfect.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't buy us drinks cause we'll act like jerks. But we really want you to help us get what we ain't got.

[Tom Griswold]

Has anybody got any pot?

[Pat Godwin]

We're talking herbal.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting a no signal

[Pat Godwin]

from Mr. Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

We won't stop singing. Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

How many people is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Two.

[Christy Lee]

Two people, man.

[Pat Godwin]

It does. It sounds like a lot more there at the end.

[Jess Hooker]

It sounds like a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a rich.

[Christy Lee]

Now I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're not.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not a poor smoker.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not. We were talking about that over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Weren't you saying that someone you know is becoming a bud tender?

[Christy Lee]

No, someone I know is going to become a buyer for all of the accessories that are used in that world.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, you mean like the elaborate

[Christy Lee]

pipes and bongs and T shirts and whatever they sell in the stores? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the origin of the name bong?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it because if you hit it hard enough, it's like your head is inside a large bell? Is it like. It is not. I'm just asking.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of marijuana.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, sometimes I wish you would just ask things in your head.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You don't have to.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities.

[Tom Griswold]

This is coming from you.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, just checking.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Texas arrested a woman. Woman at Dallas Love field Airport after 75 pounds of marijuana spilled out of her suitcase.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoops. 75 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

It's for personal use. Don't let nervous Vernon Munchie hear about this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The Dallas Police Department reports officers were alerted by an airline partner that a suitcase on board a flight from Las Vegas had broken open and revealed a large amount of marijuana hidden inside. Responding narcotics detectives discovered two additional suitcases filled with vacuum sealed pouches totaling to 75 pounds of cannabis. Officials identified the suitcase's owner and took the 25 year old into custody for possession of marijuana between 50 and 2,000 pounds.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

That's quite a strange. It is.

[Pat Godwin]

So 50 is almost the same as 2000.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But if you have 49, you're okay.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, if you're gonna smuggle. Smuggle 2000. Yes. Make it worth your while.

[Tom Griswold]

So Springfield, the Samsonite.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Right.

[Chick McGee]

For the locking suitcase.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't get the cheap suitcase. You don't. You don't buy a $1,000 iPhone and get the $3 case, right?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I dropped mine over the weekend. Your phone, I mean, really dropped it on the concrete. Perfect case. Saved it. Thank you very much. But Apple, they don't make. I'm surprised they haven't gone into the case business. They. The true purists don't put them in cases. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't really.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a mistake. I mean, it's a hell of an investment.

[Christy Lee]

My husband doesn't put his in a case. It drives me crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

And he's a responsible guy, but I mean, man, you things happen. IPhones are slippery.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they.

[Pat Godwin]

And I think they're slippery on purpose.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they want you to break them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I know that's right. Really? That Apple care

[Pat Godwin]

and they don't truly care.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking to one of the guys that works.

[Pat Godwin]

You misspoke bothering Apple Store.

[Tom Griswold]

I was bothering.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, I'm trying to. I'm just trying. I'm here, I'm helping people. I'm trying to get through.

[Pat Godwin]

They are helpful and I.

[Chick McGee]

Here comes Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked him, can do you tell people if you meet someone at a like a cocktail party, do you tell them what you do? And he goes, oh, I can't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, point.

[Tom Griswold]

Because if I do, everyone comes over as a question. Hey, listen, I don't want to bother you. Bother you, but. And they have handed their iPhone.

[Jess Hooker]

No, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was the same way. I'm sure someone would come up to you.

[Chick McGee]

Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're Josh Arnold. Oh, I have some questions about what he wants to say about sexual position.

[Christy Lee]

Prostitutes or pizza. I was going to say, do you know a good pizza?

[Tom Griswold]

You have the reputation of being a thorough and generous lover.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't. And no matter how.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know the reputation I have because of you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The fake reputation he has because of you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the one that called yourself a thorough and generous lover.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, but then nobody cares. They care about what you say.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's weird.

[Christy Lee]

People come up to me and ask me all the time about my Tucson hybrid because I talk about it on the air all the time and I apologize for that. But it's such a great car, I can't stop. It has America's best warranty. It's comfortable to drive, wonderful, wonderful gas mileage. And if you are an off roader or if you need something a bit bigger, the Santa Fe hybrid could be right up your alley. Check them all out. They are at Hyundai at your local Hyundai dealer. Or of course the hybrids can be found at HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 to find out more. That's Hyundai. Check out The Hyundai hybrids.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for very much. But back to this marijuana. Why would someone be smuggling 75 pounds of marijuana into the United States? Isn't. Can't you buy it almost everywhere?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't say that. Was it coming from out of state? It didn't say that it was from.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just in the town.

[Christy Lee]

It was coming from Vegas to Dallas. So it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, so where it's legal to where maybe it isn't.

[Christy Lee]

Right, maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

But there's clearly intent to sell here, distribute.

[Chick McGee]

If you're going to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

That get into a, a more compact illegal substance. I mean.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What is how much? I have no idea what 75 pounds of marijuana is worth, but I'm assuming

[Chick McGee]

how much room does it take?

[Pat Godwin]

Like one sheet of acid might be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Like tennis balls worth of cocaine.

[Christy Lee]

And wouldn't a dog smell that?

[Pat Godwin]

I would think you would think 75.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the passengers.

[Chick McGee]

I think everybody would smell it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That is sticky. Icky icky.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. When we come back, we will check in. We have a lady posing as a high school student. Kind of cool. Kind of a. Was it 20, was it 21 Jump Street?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Or never Been Kissed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That's Josie Grossi. That's another movie with Drew Barrymore, which he poses as a high school student.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Yeah. The great book Fast Times at Ridgemont High where. Oh, you.

[Chick McGee]

Cameron Crowe went back and you dislike the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I like the movie very much.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a great movie, but. Yeah, that's based on Cameron Crowe getting permission to go back posing as a student. It's good stuff, but this is a little more nefarious.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out what's going on. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Morning.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Proud to be.

[Chick McGee]

Proud. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

I, too. You must not have heard today's show.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's almost over.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Hello. And indeed, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm researching something over here. Go ahead. You can take.

[Christy Lee]

What are you researching?

[Tom Griswold]

If I told you, then I could.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, give us, give us a hint.

[Tom Griswold]

It's, it's a new idea that I have that appears to not be working.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is it doing away with all of us and just have our responses. Push a button.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand what I'm doing. We'll have to do this tomorrow. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

It was a woman from Florida facing grand theft charges after stealing a. A Red Bull truck. Red Bull truck. And leading deputies on a multi county chase. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's office said the truck was making a delivery at a gas station when the 33 year old woman got inside and drove away.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't mind if I do.

[Christy Lee]

The sheriff's aviation.

[Chick McGee]

I got wings.

[Christy Lee]

Red Bull.

[Pat Godwin]

Get it.

[Christy Lee]

Tracked the stolen box truck as the woman drove it to a gas station in Polk County.

[Chick McGee]

You know who lives in polka County?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's Polk Salad Annie.

[Chick McGee]

Salad Annie? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Poke Salanny.

[Chick McGee]

Gator's got you, granny.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going through your mind? You decide you're gonna hop in a vodka?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I got all this. I already stole a vodka truck.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now I need the Red Bull. Never got that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh so good.

[Chick McGee]

Vodka and Red Bull.

[Christy Lee]

My daughter was drinking it over the weekend.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

I had a phase.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That flavor, that is Red Bull.

[Jess Hooker]

The tourmaline. I love it. If they made it just a. Like a flavor without the caffeine, I would drink it.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

I was sitting at a bar one time in Savannah, Georgia and I was on like, I ordered like my fourth Red Bull and vodka. And the guy goes, I'm cutting you off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And I went, am I? I was just sitting there by myself. Not right. And I go, am I getting out of line? Or. He goes, no, no, it's the Red Bull.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He goes, I'm not serving you another Red Bull.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want you to have a heart attacks blow. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I had no idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this is a stupid question. Do they make a decaffeinated Red Bull?

[Pat Godwin]

That is a good question.

[Jess Hooker]

They're sugar free. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? I mean, sugar freeze. But I mean, are there people who have just the. Just the taste?

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I wish they did, but I haven't found one where it is just like a tourmaline flavored soda.

[Pat Godwin]

Tourmaline. That's the first time I've heard that.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the main ingredient in it.

[Chick McGee]

Oddly enough, that's the seventh most popular name for a female.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Who knew?

[Tom Griswold]

Tourmaline.

[Christy Lee]

Any spell that.

[Jess Hooker]

T o u r M a L

[Christy Lee]

I n E. It's almost a jewel. Like a tourmaline.

[Tom Griswold]

It tastes like licking an aircraft yeah, it tastes metallic to me.

[Jess Hooker]

Delicious.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there is kind of a metallic hate the medicinal, sort of.

[Chick McGee]

He hates it.

[Jess Hooker]

If I could have a Red Bull every day, I would.

[Christy Lee]

I don't mind it, but I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Why can't you?

[Chick McGee]

But you wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't steal their truck.

[Jess Hooker]

I care about my health. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot. Does it have more caffeine than coffee

[Jess Hooker]

then like 220, 250?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, whatever takes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. But I remember the first time we had one of those and it was like, holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. I wasn't listening when you did you. This. They had the. This other version of the story. Says they traced it by air.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I said aviation unit.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty cool. What a lunatic.

[Chick McGee]

So you don't care really? You'd be upset if they were arrested in a conventional matter manner, but now they. They used an airplane. So you think that's cool then? It's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, fun.

[Tom Griswold]

We got it. We got a lady stole a Red Bull truck.

[Jess Hooker]

You'd assume all those, all those have trackers, right?

[Tom Griswold]

In this case, the Red Bull gave them wings. And then they gave her a felony.

[Chick McGee]

And there's.

[Pat Godwin]

There's wings.

[Chick McGee]

There's Nothing there.

[Christy Lee]

A 28 year old woman is in custody after she allegedly pretended to be a student at a New York City high school for two. Two weeks.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, you want to go to prom with me?

[Christy Lee]

According to the complaint, Ms. Casey Clawson enrolled at the Westchester Square Academy in the Bronx claiming to be Clawson cla. A S S E N Clawson, like the pickle. Claiming to be a 16 year old girl named Shamaro Rashad.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm Shama.

[Christy Lee]

And the school principal found her Facebook page and confronted her. Ms. Clawson initially maintained she had come to New York from Ohio.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you guys watch Happy Days last night?

[Christy Lee]

However, she ultimately confessed to the fraud, claiming that a friend forced her to lie to use her to receive more public assistance. She's now facing criminal impersonation and trespassing charges.

[Pat Godwin]

What was she doing?

[Chick McGee]

That's against. Why did she try.

[Pat Godwin]

Why did she do this?

[Christy Lee]

Because her friend was getting public assistance, apparently for putting her in school. Oh, they pay her back.

[Tom Griswold]

They caught her because she was the only one who could read.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a. That's a. A comment on modern education. Public education, man.

[Chick McGee]

That's all. Makes you want to really worry instead of laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we've learned a lot today.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we have.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're a ball maxer, please contact us. We'd like to find out.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't contact.

[Christy Lee]

Mark is turning his computer.

[Pat Godwin]

Please contact us.

[Chick McGee]

We must get a look at those balls with photographs.

[Pat Godwin]

And Tom, tomorrow morning give us a call before the show and just let us know if you want us to come in.

[Chick McGee]

No,

[Tom Griswold]

take the day off. Take the month long.

[Chick McGee]

I wish he was kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I would love to hear the show with him. Just by himself. Let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks. No one to make fun of. Oh, please.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can make fun of us and then play our part. Yeah, you could do the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

If Chick were here, he'd probably go. I'm insulted.

[Tom Griswold]

If Chick were here, he'd be going.

[Chick McGee]

Weekend weather. That's my silver bullet.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for joining us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts. See what I said? The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom Show Contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. Rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

How did they go from top of the rock?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

To rock bottom, dude.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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