The BOB & TOM Show - November 11, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – November 11, 2025

Special Veterans Day Episode — Operation Honor Guard

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Episode Overview

This Veterans Day broadcast blends The BOB & TOM Show’s signature comedic banter with heartfelt tributes to veterans. The centerpiece is a fundraising partnership for Operation Honor Guard, supporting volunteers who perform military funeral honors. Alongside laughs, sports updates, and listener interactions, the show features interviews with Honor Guard representatives, personal stories about Veterans Day, and the usual irreverent takes on news, food, and culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Honoring Veterans & Operation Honor Guard

• The episode’s main thrust is raising awareness and funds for Operation Honor Guard, an organization providing uniforms, rifles, and resources to honor guards at veterans' funerals nationwide.
  • Listeners are encouraged throughout the show to donate via a dedicated Bob & Tom website link, with matched contributions from several sponsors.
• Interviews with Operation Honor Guard’s founder, supporters, and an Honor Guard captain spotlight moving stories, the logistics of running funeral honors, and the need for both financial and volunteer support.
  • [35:36] Nathan Peters: “The need is so great. To date, we've raised about $4 million, but we need to raise $4 million a year... If I were to dress every honor guard member in the United States right now, it would take $98 million.”

2. Comedy in the Military

• The cast reminisce about military service and boot camp instructors, weaving in classic humor about contradictory drill sergeant commands.
  • [02:03] Tom Griswold: "Come here. Get back. Get up here. Get away from me. Sit down. Suck it up. No good. Outstanding. Outstanding."
• Listeners are invited to share amusing drill sergeant quotes all week.
  • [16:10] Bob Kevoian: "Greg Warren was at a military academy... the drill sergeant snuck up behind him and he went into Greg's ear and he went, 'You looking to buy this place, Warren?' Great. I love stuff like that."

3. Thanksgiving Family Chaos & Food Traditions

• The team swap stories about holiday family blow-ups, kitchen disasters, and questionable casseroles.
  • [07:17] Bob Kevoian: “…My youngest brother Joe... blew up at a Thanksgiving... my little nephew ran up to Uncle Joe and just headbutted him right in the crotch. And Joe looked up and walked out of the house."
• Comical debates about thermostat settings and culinary staples (like marshmallows in sweet potatoes) evoke the universality of holiday family squabbles.

4. Sports, Naked Bowling, and Odd World Records

• Chick McGee delivers the latest NFL and college football recaps, including a listener critique of sports announcer Gus Johnson’s “over-the-top” touchdown calls.
  • [41:54] Mendoza in trouble... Wow. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. (Gus Johnson audio replay)
• The cast lampoon a news story about a nude bowling event (“Balls Out Bowling”) organized by Pittsburgh nudists, riffing on the appropriateness of the term “naturist.”
  • [12:32] Tom Griswold: "A naturalist is like someone who studies animals. A naturist is a nudie."
• David Rush’s latest Guinness record (snapping 65 cucumbers in 30 seconds) is aired, spawning silly speculation about breaking a cucumber with "Uranus" and whether anyone would actually try it.
  • [70:36] Bob Kevoian: "Do you think your anus is strong enough to snap a cucumber?"

5. Pop Culture Oddities & Listener Letters

• The show delightfully digresses into music debates (Bruno Mars’ lyrics, Miss World Chile being a death metal singer), unique listener wedding stories—including a pug ring-bearer in a tuxedo—and even paleo news, like dinosaurs suffering "mating injuries."
• Taco Bell’s release of a vibrant green “Baja Blast Pie” for Thanksgiving receives both mockery and mild intrigue.
  • [94:11] Christy Lee: "According to... Taco Bell flips the legendary tropical lime flavor of Baja Blast into a creamy key lime style dessert... It's priced at 19.99."

6. Serious — and Not So Serious — News

• The biting cold snap, falling iguanas in Florida, and top five Thanksgiving ER injuries bring real world context (and plenty of side jokes about deep-fried turkeys and mishaps).
  • [59:28] Christy Lee: "The National Weather Service warning Florida residents to be aware of falling iguanas... the cold could immobilize iguanas and cause them to fall out of trees."
• Lighter, recurring gags include the cast’s dysfunctional history with “Mr. Sound Effects,” mockery of square pies, and Chick’s infamous “dingo stole my baby” impression.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Operation Honor Guard:
  • [36:44] Nathan Peters: “We want to make sure... veterans are dressed to a T. They're giving the final honors. We want to make sure they have the uniforms that pay, you know, look as good as they should.”
  • [157:14] Edwin Cook (Champaign, IL Honor Guard Captain): “Everything we do is, you know, voluntary basis... It takes probably about fifteen hundred dollars to outfit a soldier with the proper uniforms... we just appreciate every penny that's donated.”
• On the aftereffects of boot camp:
  • [02:17] Tom Griswold: “I came out of boot camp, I was a little bit wacky. I'm cool now. Thank goodness. When I came out, I was nuts. And it takes a while to adjust…”
• On Thanksgiving fights:
  • [07:04] Bob Kevoian: “My youngest brother Joe...blew up at a Thanksgiving... my little nephew... headbutted him right in the crotch. And Joe looked up and walked out of the house."
• On ballsy world records:
  • [70:36] Bob Kevoian: “Do you think your anus is strong enough to snap a cucumber?”
• On the science of nose and penis size:
  • [134:01] Christy Lee: “Researchers tested the saying by analyzing the relationships between stretch penile length on cadavers against other measurements...”
  • [134:53] Chick McGee: “Why would you do that? There's no science behind this. This guy just wanted to pull on some dead puds.”
• On falling iguanas in Florida:
  • [61:12] Pat Godwin (Jamaica reggae parody): “Frozen iguanas are falling from the trees... Iguanas are grilling in the breeze... you'll think iguana is the chicken of the trees!”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Military/Operation Honor Guard Introduction:
  [03:49], [12:51], [34:25], [35:36], [75:17], [155:13]
• Comedy about boot camp & drill sergeants: [01:25], [15:43], [16:10]
• Thanksgiving family stories & ER injuries: [06:34], [104:12]
• Listener Letters & Bruno Mars Debate: [18:15], [19:20], [24:01]
• Sports Updates (NFL/College): [39:22], [41:41]
• Naked Bowling Story: [12:03], [64:09]
• David Rush World Record & Cucumber Bit: [68:09], [70:36]
• Falling Iguana News & Parody Song: [59:28], [61:12]
• Taco Bell “Baja Blast Pie”: [94:01], [94:45]
• Dino Mating Injuries: [153:51]
• Final Operation Honor Guard Interview (Edwin Cook): [155:13]
• Closing & Veteran Tributes: [161:39], [164:16]

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Recurring Themes & Tone

• Comedic chaos is standard: rapid-fire riffs, tangents, and a blend of silly and salty humor.
• Heartfelt respect is paid to veterans—both in the stories and in earnest calls to action for supporting funeral honor guards.
• Unfiltered, irreverent banter about sports, family, bodily function humor, and the bizarre headlines of the day is typical.

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Summary Notes

• This episode is a characteristic blend of the show’s irreverent, improvisational tone with a deeply respectful, meaningful goal for Veterans Day.
• The fundraising drive for Operation Honor Guard is repeatedly spotlighted—ensuring the show’s goofiness is balanced by repeated, sincere calls to service and appreciation for military veterans.
• Memorable as much for its touching tributes as its unrestrained, “anything goes” comic energy.

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For more information or to donate:
Visit bobandtom.com and click on the Operation Honor Guard link.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

I'll see you there.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show. I went to college.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in the Marine Corps in the Marines for a while.

[Chick McGee]

You were?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great. You get to yell and scream.

[Chick McGee]

They're doing an awesome job, aren't they, the Marine Corps?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The best. My favorite.

[Chick McGee]

I loved it because you get to.

[Tom Griswold]

You get to march all around everywhere you go. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

You're greasy.

[Kristi Lee]

Grand.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a hold of pan.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a week behind.

[Chick McGee]

Like.

[Pat Godwin]

I used to goof off.

[Chick McGee]

I used to only call lefts.

[Pat Godwin]

Left, left, left, left, left.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get you home early.

[Chick McGee]

But the drill instructors were the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're insane Marine Corps drill instructors. They're like, they're tough guys and they scream and yell at you the whole time and everything contradicts.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's like, come here. Get back.

[Tom Griswold]

Come here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get back.

[Tom Griswold]

Get up here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get away from me.

[Chick McGee]

Sit down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Suck it up.

[Tom Griswold]

No good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Outstanding. Outstanding.

[Tom Griswold]

That's their favorite word in the military.

[Bob Kevoian]

Outstanding.

[Tom Griswold]

Today we're gonna hit you in the.

[Chick McGee]

Head with a pipe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Outstanding.

[Tom Griswold]

I came out of boot camp, I was a little bit wacky. I'm cool now. Thank goodness. When I came out, I was nuts. And it takes a while to adjust.

[Chick McGee]

As a civilian world when you come.

[Tom Griswold]

Out of boot camp because you're so fired up.

[Chick McGee]

When.

[Tom Griswold]

When I came out that same week my sister got married. She had me seat people at the wedding. I accepted the assignment. You know, these people would come walking up to me in front of the.

[Chick McGee]

Church like, oh, you must be Patricia's brother. Sit down. I don't want to be your friend. Get your eyes off me. What is your major malfunction? 200 people showed up.

[Tom Griswold]

I put them all in the same row.

[Pat Godwin]

Tighten it up, tighten it up, tighten it up.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not comfortable.

[Chick McGee]

I'm stunned. Baby.

[Tom Griswold]

That was excellent. I was outstanding.

[Chick McGee]

We're there. We're on. Look alive, people. It's not a rehearsal. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I love that flannel, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks, man.

[Chick McGee]

That's the Dinty Moore autograph. That's nice. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And hello. Tom Shakester. Hello. Hello. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Started things off there with the great Greg Hahn and discussing his days in the Marine Corps.

[Chick McGee]

Tied it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Tied it up today, Veterans Day. And we're doing something special during this broadcast urging you to help us out with Operation Honor Guard. We talked about the fact of the day was the 250th birthday of the Marine Corps today, Veterans Day. The, the Operation Honor Guard thing is really cool. We got a link to [e-mail] and the essence of it is it's about supporting the veteran volunteers who perform military funeral honors. I know that. I think. Let's see, I was talking to one of our guys behind the scenes and he was saying how cool it was when his father was buried. He had the Honor Guard present. And this, this organization supports that. So we're asking you to help, help support him on this Veterans Day. We'll be hearing a bunch of stuff about that throughout the day. But right now we're going to get to the important things in this world, which is the frivolity of this program.

[Chick McGee]

Silliness and the goofiness.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh, yes. Uh, uh, coming up, we do have some interesting guests. Of course. By the way, if you joined us yesterday, Lewis Black. Terrific seeing Louis again. Leanne Morgan. And Leanne has a. She's about to start filming season two of her. Of her Netflix show. She's also got a new Netflix special. It was great to see. Great to see both of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday we're in a rather chilly studio. Or.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now it's getting. Well, when we got here, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a little cool. Earlier, he I don't. I kind of run my house this way. I agree with Tom on this. It's like you, you could do it. Just leave it at a reasonable temperature all the time. Yeah, no, but if you're cold. No, no, no. You, you jam it up maximum to make it hot quick.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's getting hot. Yeah, I just know.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

And then if you're hot, you turn it all the way down so you get cool quick.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he did when he came on attempt. And we should just leave it.

[Chick McGee]

We've never. You are of all people have touched.

[Christy Lee]

The thermostat more than I just touched it because 72.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cuz it was freezing when I got here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I went over and it was. Yeah baby. Why, why does this sound like every man's family right now?

[Pat Godwin]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

I came in, it was at 67. I came in. Y bumped it up to 69.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah baby.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I bumped it up to 72 cuz it was free.

[Chick McGee]

He told me, he said yeah, you might want to kick that up. And I kicked it up to 69. So he knew I turned it up but he had to come over and mess with it again because we've always.

[Christy Lee]

Said it at 69.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well that's great. Well we can reset it. We'll be fine. We'll move forward from here. We do. We just. This was arguing. Reminds me coming up.

[Chick McGee]

We. Nobody has these problems.

[Christy Lee]

Reminds you of Thanksgiving, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we, and we have, we have a ER doctor reporting on the main injuries that they have coming in on Thanksgiving.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's got to be okay. It's got to be electric knives, right? Those things are menace.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll be finding out what that is now. They interviewed an ER doctor as opposed to a psychiatrist. I think that might have come in more handy when it comes to.

[Christy Lee]

You ever have any good fights at Thanksgiving at your house?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't remember any specifics. Yeah, there can be a little bit of tension.

[Chick McGee]

Not Thanksgiving but Christmas. We had gunplay at my grandmother's house. Guy with a gun. Oh yeah. But this was the late 60s. This was crazy time.

[Bob Kevoian]

My youngest brother Joe Joey Wednesday blew up at a Thanksgiving. I blew up at a Thanksgiving and somebody else did once, but that's all. And it was a quick five minutes each time. It was just thing. It was just a blow up and then everybody relaxed.

[Christy Lee]

Was it a certain incident or was it just something that you're not going to say over the last.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

I know what you were.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. I think Tom wants to insult you. Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I knew that when he hired me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, no, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm not going to ask about the nature of it.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he wanted to say.

[Chick McGee]

Arguing over turkey legs.

[Bob Kevoian]

The one that Joe. Joe blew up.

[Tom Griswold]

Twice.

[Bob Kevoian]

There were two. One was my little nephew. He was quite young at the time. Ran up to Uncle Joe and just headbutted him right in the crotch. And Joe looked up and walked out of the house. And we didn't know if he was gonna come back or not.

[Chick McGee]

I love it. I love everything about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Gasping for air, that kind of thing. Okay, well, there's a lot of things to be tense about. I mean, the cooking, everything.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a tough day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've said it before. I'll say it again. Every. Every meal. Any thanks. Any meal. I feel at Griswold's was like the scene in the Aviator where Howard goes to Katharine Hepburn's parents and they have this gorgeous house and they sitting outside. Yeah, we don't talk about money at the table. That's cause you never had it. Stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever had to. How would I word this? Do a mercy portion of some food. Someone has brought a, you know, some kind of casserole that no one wants because they've got. Wait a minute. We've got sweet potatoes. We've got mashed potatoes. This is fantastic. We have corn. We have dressed. We have turkey. Oh, we have the oyster. Oyster casserole. Do you do that? You put the mercy. Just to make sure that they. They see someone's eating it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

At the end. Then you immediately scrape it into the waste basket.

[Chick McGee]

You guys put marshmallows in your sweet potatoes?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't make sweet potato casserole anymore, but yeah, we did.

[Chick McGee]

You do, though, or. No, no. Sides made by a chef I know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. The sweet potato casserole. I have our friends down the street. It's an annual event.

[Chick McGee]

That's still, like, exactly what I said. No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I make the jerky. Sam makes the roast beef. I'll make the mashed potatoes. But these. The sides.

[Chick McGee]

Prison foods are not mashed potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

You use yellow golds. What do you use over there? Yeah, okay. Cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Plenty of butter. Cream. Of course. So, yeah, we're looking forward to Thanksgiving. And we. Again, I.

[Chick McGee]

Big crew. How many? How many?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't know yet. We're trying to take attendance.

[Chick McGee]

15, 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't know, I, I, we did a little bit of math. We're gonna have to rent a table. I found that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Pat's looking for somewhere to.

[Pat Godwin]

Go all by myself.

[Christy Lee]

I have invited him to my home.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll be honestly.

[Chick McGee]

You know the spots left.

[Tom Griswold]

Nail down the lamps.

[Pat Godwin]

Two spots.

[Chick McGee]

You know the, the lamp incident of 2019.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

For a child five years old. Did something wrong?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just reporting what I've heard. That's all I'm saying. I'm sure it was a fine thing in the lamp.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jimmy also had dinner at my house and he. Nothing got broken?

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing at all?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

He's older than he.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. It learned.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

This was not, not recently. Because, I mean, if you brought him over these days, if he got a hold of your porn stash, you wouldn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be bothering you all day, I guarantee. His porn stache is something I would envy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they know what they're doing, these kids. They know their way around the Internet. Well, coming up in the news, we have. This is interesting that there is a early, early cold snap which is affecting farmers and in some negative ways. And of course, I'll.

[Chick McGee]

We are freezing our behinds where we are right now.

[Tom Griswold]

We have had the famous, the famous Florida forecast involving falling iguanas, which sounds like a joke, but it isn't. That's coming up in the news, in which it gets cold enough that iguanas actually fall from trees and appear to be dead, but they're not, so. So authorities in the both animal world and weather world of. Are straightening us out on that. We also have the return of naked bowling. It's back. I don't know if you remember this story, but there's a special event. They're doing it again. Oh, I believe it's called Balls Out Bowling.

[Edwin Cook]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies are invited, by the way. The ladies are.

[Chick McGee]

Not many show up.

[Tom Griswold]

They're allowed to wear bottoms. This is a nudist.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a nudist group. And by the way, you've noticed the nudists are trying to whitewash it by calling it naturist.

[Pat Godwin]

That's very.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's always been a thing. Isn't that like the Naturist magazine or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, but it's always.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not naturalist.

[Tom Griswold]

No, naturalist is like someone who's a. Who goes out into the woods.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I would have thought that would be a naturist.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's backwards.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think it got backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

No, a naturalist is like someone who studies animals. A naturist is a nudie.

[Chick McGee]

I think you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if you don't have it backwards, they do. They should switch.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we also have some new words out there from a dictionary, but right now we're gonna introduce you to Operation Honor Guard. Hope you can be part of it. Here's a short message about it.

[Kristi Lee]

Today, Veterans Day, please join the Bob and Tom show in partnering with Operation Honor Guard, who supports the veteran volunteers who perform the rifle salute, play taps and present the flag at veterans funerals all across America. Here's Sergeant Edwin Boogie cook of Champaign, Illinois.

[Edwin Cook]

To see these families in their time of grief. And you can be there to just provide some level of acknowledgment to show that the family member wasn't ignored.

[Kristi Lee]

Your donation provides uniforms, rifles and resources for local honor guards just being able.

[Edwin Cook]

To get out and have some impact on these people's lives because they see that we're doing this voluntarily because that's.

[Kristi Lee]

What we feel is our duty to mark Veterans Day. Pork chops. The Funeral Service Foundation, Cat Sepper and Miller accounting and attorney Dwayne Isaacs are all matching your gift to Operation Honor Guard. To donate or volunteer for Operation Honor Guard, visit bobandtom.com AI agents are everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee. I like the way you call it the News Center.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's. What's that old phrase from around the world?

[Chick McGee]

Give us 30 minutes down the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Down your street and up yours.

[Chick McGee]

I forget how it goes down some streets and up yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go. Happy to be. Happy to be here. Today is special day, Veterans Day, and we are celebrating. I guess you could call by trying to help out Operation Honor Guard. We'll have some details on that coming up. You can find out a lot more quickly by just going to bob&tom.com this portion of our program. We'd like to read some letters from you, the listeners. Thank you so much. You can reach us, Bob and Tom at Bob and tom.com list Veterans Veterans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Send us some letters.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Number.Com youm know what I'd like to hear is maybe all this week we can do this. Tom is veterans telling us the funniest things their drill sergeants ever said. I always love hearing stories about things drill sergeants had to say.

[Christy Lee]

Some can be quite poet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Greg Warren was at a military academy and he. West Point.

[Chick McGee]

West Point. Yeah. The military.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were all in formation and he was looking around, which you don't do while in formation. And he's just kind of looking around and he didn't realize the drill sergeant had snuck up behind him and he went into Greg's ear and he went, you looking to buy this place, Warren? Great. I love stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who was a drill sergeant? The. The famed painter Bob Ross.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Who became famous. Yes, he was.

[Chick McGee]

That's why he did that. He was tired of yelling. He said that in an interview.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He wanted quanta kind of quiet.

[Bob Kevoian]

My dad came back from Vietnam. He was a drill sergeant.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. So he had some funny stories too of his drill sergeants and then of him being one.

[Pat Godwin]

What was his favorite thing to say?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know what his favorite thing to say was. That would be. That would have been great to know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he did tell me a story about how he witnessed a drill sergeant yelling at a soldier because I guess the soldier was well endowed and you could kind of tell through the uniform. And so the drill sergeant gave this guy a hard time for having too big and for like five minutes just berated this dude.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how John C. Holmes got started.

[Bob Kevoian]

The military, they noticed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Really? Yeah. That's the famous story. And then obviously John C. Holmes, that was loosely used in Boogie Nights.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, coming up today, I, I never heard this phrase, but there isn't a legitimate scientific study about the correlation of no size and the length of the Male member. What kills me about this? This is literally from a journal called Basic and Clinical Andrology. So this is serious business. But they use the phrase big nose, big hose.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, not hose, but hoes.

[Tom Griswold]

H O s. H O S e. Yes, yes. With the relationship. We'll get to that. Coming up. The relationship between the male member size and the nose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

But when you find out how they measured it, you may. You may be as skeptical as I am, and I've never noticed a big nose on, say, John Ham. But we'll. We'll move forward with this. But right now we have to let her to Josh. Hello, Josh. This comes to us from Rosalyn. Hi, Rosalyn, dedicated morning commute listener, and, Josh, when you were at Grand Falls Casino in Iowa, writes, Rosalind, I told you, you are my secret boyfriend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

But I may have to break it off because of your dislike of Bruno Mars. Are you kidding me? She writes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Because yesterday we were celebrating Trouble in Paradise. We were celebrating the anniversary of Uptown Funk. It's a great song. Fun, but you. Not for you. You're not a fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe I just said that one was mediocre.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you and Roslyn may have to have makeup, whatever, make up imaginary sense. Yeah. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we did have a number of letters about Uptown Funk because I thought the lyric was something like Michelle Pfeiffer, you know, the. Right. Right at the very beginning. And I. I've got it here if you want to hear it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have the lyrics, if you want to know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What does it say? Because I think we had a disagreement.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it said, ho, this hit that ice cold. Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold. This one for now. This one does say hood Girls. Yesterday we had Good girls.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Hood Girls.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it goes Hood girls followed by good girls. Anyways, I. I haven't listened.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does. It says them Good girls.

[Tom Griswold]

After that, I. I had Jason isolated. So let's give it a listen, see what it says. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's enough.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it kicks in after that kiss Myself So pretty.

[Pat Godwin]

Mark Ronson production.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's louder and worse. Yes, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the. I'm not sure what beauty pageant it was, but she was in a death metal band.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And she sang. She was a vocalist for. Did you guys have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we had that.

[Tom Griswold]

Incredible. It was good. I believe she was. Was she vying to be Ms. Chili?

[Bob Kevoian]

She won.

[Christy Lee]

Did she really. I'll. We'll look that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you go with chile or chili?

[Christy Lee]

I say I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

But if you're going to be there, you have to wear a jacket.

[Christy Lee]

Death metal singer. She won the Miss World chili competition. That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

That's un fan.

[Christy Lee]

Ignatio.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's different from the Miss World chili Competition.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a wet T shirt.

[Christy Lee]

She looks like Selena Gomez. She's very.

[Chick McGee]

No beans and chili. Okay. I can't. I can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like mine on Fritos.

[Christy Lee]

She surprised the judges and viewers with a crushing death metal performance during the semifinals last week and was crowned winner of the entire competition.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She's a lead singer of a band called D E C E S S.

[Tom Griswold]

U S. I try pronouncing. Here's. Here it is. This is. Here's her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did she do this for her talent?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, she. Wow. The judges, you said?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because she surprised them by doing that.

[Jeff Smith]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

That's a surprise.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming out of her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

World peace.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want world peace.

[Tom Griswold]

Can anyone understand any lyrics of those? That type of music? I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

When they get into that. I know. I always. I usually have to look them up and then I hear them, obviously. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, she's.

[Christy Lee]

Here's her. Here's her. Quite a. Yeah, she's beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Real pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she's no Bruno Mars, I'll tell you that.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's pretty stunning.

[Chick McGee]

He's pretty, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a lot hotter. If you watch that. If you watch that video on mute, there's something about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's a certain. That's gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Death metal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm fine with it.

[Edwin Cook]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Edwin Cook]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But mostly what I. I try to. I love lyrics and stories and songs and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why that Bruno Mars does nothing for me.

[Christy Lee]

There's lyrics in a story.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to go. You don't want barely anything there at the dance floor. And boogie.

[Christy Lee]

This says cockatoos dance to this on Instagram.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, geez. Now we're adding in Internet videos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Moving on.

[Pat Godwin]

We have snl.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect. Pulling into Ortberg College in Iowa to work out. I heard them playing Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Watching the football team warm up, all I can think of in my head is Pat's tribute. It always makes me smile. We chose not to do that yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Because it was the 50th anniversary.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll. We'll dust it off by the end of the week.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

50 years.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes it's too soon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm having a computer glitch over here.

[Christy Lee]

Are you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Everything's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got it memorized.

[Tom Griswold]

Chickster, you got some mail over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, at Tom show. You guys said yesterday there was some disagreement about the new Bob and Tom Christmas T shirts. Evidently your niece designed them or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And art is beyond me as far. I mean, I. I think I know what a good movie is. I think I know what nice music is, But I don't have an appreciation for art at all. But the design for the Christmas shirts were from your niece. It's a simple very much. Anyway, why not each one of you design your own Christmas shirts? People would love seeing those, especially chicks. A kitten could be hanging in the tree for Christmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe happily Being playful and silly.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Shitting up the trunk.

[Tom Griswold]

There are three things I never want to hear.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of getting tangled in lights. What?

[Tom Griswold]

There are several things now to think about.

[Chick McGee]

Did it happen to you?

[Tom Griswold]

Never want to hear in the show. One is the sad death of your kitten.

[Chick McGee]

That wasn't me. It was my dad's Kitten. A&2, he. He decided to end that story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. He wanted to make sure.

[Chick McGee]

This suggestion comes from Brian in Archbold, Ohio. He's an army veteran.

[Edwin Cook]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Brian.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Brian. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not a bad idea. Maybe next year we can do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And see who sells the most. Oh, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Like when Kiss did their solo albums.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And the big shock was that Ace Fraley had the big hit. Boy, that had Boy Paul. And they had to be furious.

[Christy Lee]

He's in the news again today. Who is Ace Fraley? They finally disclosed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He had a massive head injury. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It happened in September. Took him out October 16th.

[Tom Griswold]

But horrible story.

[Jeff Smith]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't fall down.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I didn't get you tangled up in Christmas tree.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we move on?

[Chick McGee]

That's a horrible story.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a happy story. Okay, ready for this one? We talked with Kostaki yesterday. He went to Berlin with his brother. Great story. His brother was.

[Chick McGee]

His life was down on his luck. Needed some money. Some German donated like 150.

[Tom Griswold]

Brother had cancer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, geez. I had that story way wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Needed a bone marrow transplant. Yeah. He got it from a guy in Germany. And Kostaki went over to Germany with his brother to say thank you. And they took him to the Colts Falcons game.

[Chick McGee]

Deutsche marks.

[Tom Griswold]

Which a stunning victory at the last minute. From the. From the Colts. Dear Bob and Tom show. I heard you guys talking about Kostaki's brother and his bone marrow transplant. I also had a bone marrow transplant in December of 2019 to fight leukemia.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom said that Kostaki's brother now has the bone marrow of his donor. But what you might know is they don't always let you meet the donor.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to check a certain box.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So his brother's bones, organs and tissues will have the original DNA that he was born with. The blood will have the DNA of his donor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing. By the way, not everyone gets to know who the donors are. My two donors were both female. This is what the description they sent me was. Female, non Latino.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's all that I know about them. Most bone marrow was taken from umbilical stem cells that parents donate. All I know is that with my new female DNA. Right, Scott. I sometimes cry during sad commercials.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm with you, Scotty.

[Chick McGee]

He thinks it because of the bone marrow donation he's just having.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Scott. We appreciate your letter. Glad you're doing well. And this bone marrow thing, what did Kostaki say? 2 and 2 matched out of 16 million. And Jurgen from Germany was the donator. So it's a great story. We've got some pictures of Kostaki and his brother and his brother's wife and Jurgen and his wife in Germany at the game. There's some pretty cool stuff you might not have even seen on the TV broadcast if you got to watch it. There's some really cool celebratory stuff in the stands and just it's well worth checking out. And you can find that at bob and tom.com by the way. A couple of other. On a lighter note at bob and tom.com we do have our new sweatshirts and T shirts including the. These sort of festive Christmas T shirt and the. The coast to coast logo T shirt. I love that one. And sweatshirt also. Let's see now. Are we hitting week 11 in the NFL?

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Starting hard to believe starting on Thursday so you can get involved in our contest. Just pick the winners for this week's games go to bobandtom.com contest. You could win yourself that $500 gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Check out the [e-mail] while you're there. We also have our orange insoles thing going on where you could win a 4K TV. Hey, somebody's got to win. That might as well be you. So log on. And lastly, while you're done, we ask you to visit and check the box where it says Operation Honor Guard. Check it out and see what's going on. And you can be very helpful with this program. It was started by a guy named Rich Darby who we're going to talk to shortly. And he started this so that at the funerals of veterans they could have an honor guard present with the proper clothing and the rifles, et cetera, et cetera. And it's very meaningful celebration and they're looking for some cash to keep it up and running. Once again, just go to bobatom.com where it says Operation Honor Guard. In the meantime, we have time for another letter here. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. The Holiday Express. Tom in Nashville, Tennessee as a shoeshine guy. That is the report from good old Bird Dog. Thank you. Bird Dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was asking, emailing us, when I go to the airport, there's a shoeshine guy there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, I know you like those.

[Tom Griswold]

Take occasion.

[Chick McGee]

You like the shoeshine guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The problem is.

[Chick McGee]

There's a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, because I don't like wearing athletic shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And, but I also don't like wearing loafers. So the shoes that I have are somewhat elaborate and if you have to take them off for tsa, it's quite the ceremony, you know what I'm saying?

[Christy Lee]

You're not pre checked.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I am now.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

But also you still don't know which air. Are all airports now the shoe thing is gone? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think they have a standard.

[Chick McGee]

So in any event, and Dear Bob and Tom show. Hey Tom, there is a shoe shiner in the Silverado Casino in Reno, Nevada. He's dressed all old timey.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how the bellboys are in the old movies where they have the weird cap and the double breasted suit.

[Chick McGee]

So that's why how you see the shoeshine guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I love people in uniform.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Marie. She goes, tom, you'd love it.

[Tom Griswold]

She's right. You have a lady that comes and.

[Chick McGee]

Cleans your house ready in California? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Does she wear a uniform?

[Chick McGee]

No, she does not.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be cool if she did though?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Wouldn't care she did or not.

[Christy Lee]

The lady cleans your house. Does she wear a uniform?

[Pat Godwin]

She wears nothing at all.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. But when I was growing up.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we know Paula wore Paula wore a uniform. Did they have an apron on?

[Chick McGee]

Remember Paula? You know Paula.

[Tom Griswold]

Paula was born in Germany.

[Chick McGee]

Give you a shower every night.

[Tom Griswold]

Moved to America in the 1930s to escape.

[Christy Lee]

She wasn't wearing a French maid outfit.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Paula was a stout woman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tommy, it's time for your shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Somewhat elderly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't think I could bathe you anymore. Your schwann stuka is so gigantic. Tick.

[Tom Griswold]

Paul. By the way, if you could have ever had her strudel. It was, as they say, to die for.

[Chick McGee]

I think you know what I mean when I say have a bite of my strudel. It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you the incredible lack of respect Chick has for. For your father? For my.

[Chick McGee]

My father, My maid, Paula.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything about Christie's life. The man is just full of disrespect.

[Chick McGee]

There Bob and Tom show the railroad. The railroad I work for used to have a track to wash the engines.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy.

[Chick McGee]

See, she mentioned this yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

I wondered.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, explain your concept.

[Christy Lee]

I wanted a train car wash where the engine just goes through the car.

[Tom Griswold]

Wash. You said the whole train.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the whole train could go. That would be. That would be even better. It's just there on the track.

[Bob Kevoian]

The cows would hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but the bums.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we still going with bums or hobos?

[Pat Godwin]

It might be wino back then.

[Bob Kevoian]

In that case, they bum a ride unhoused.

[Tom Griswold]

Hobos. They'd get a nice bath.

[Christy Lee]

They could get a shower.

[Chick McGee]

This is Daniel. He says I'm in the extreme northwest Ohio and I used to work for the railroad all the live long day and keeping the ngs. Evidently this is railroad chatter. Okay. Ng instead of engines, they call them.

[Tom Griswold]

Got it. I'm not an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know if that's Angie from the ground as you used to be, pal. Listen, we listen to your show on the app. On my way to the railroad every live long day.

[Tom Griswold]

We got that part.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that. If they always had to refer to the day as.

[Tom Griswold]

But we haven't answered our question because we got. We had the. The engineer that wrote us yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on? I'm losing track.

[Tom Griswold]

No, yester. The guy said he hit a deer. Yeah, with. He was. He was operating a freight train.

[Chick McGee]

They call that a cow catcher. Is that okay?

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have those anymore though, do they?

[Christy Lee]

On the front of the train they do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On the front of large trains. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not all, but yes.

[Chick McGee]

In front of the engines.

[Bob Kevoian]

I imagine some still have them out there, but a lot of trains you see, no that's kind of.

[Christy Lee]

They don't really catch the cow, do they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. No, it's not cuddling or cradling, really.

[Edwin Cook]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I would imagine you catch one cow with that, you'd never forget it.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think that's what he said. He said the sound of the deer being pulverized.

[Bob Kevoian]

They say it's a bummer because they can just see the cows on the tracks and like, dude, please move. They see it from yards and yards.

[Chick McGee]

Like, oh, this is not gonna be pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

And they have those whistles that really penetrate.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tom and I were on the. On a train in the engine. Neither one of our hearings was.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now we're gonna. We're talking about Operation Honor Guard all day today because it's Veterans Day. And we're going to talk real quick to the founder of Operation Honor Guard. Do we have Rich on the phone? Oh, we have him. Oh, there we go. We got him on the big screen. Hey, Rich, this is Tom. I can see you. There you are. I don't know if you can see us.

[Chick McGee]

I can.

[Nathan Peters]

Can you hear me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you can, Josh is the handsome one in the check shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Now, you founded this organization just for a little local thing, and it's expanded now to go national. Tell everybody what Operation Honor Guard does.

[Nathan Peters]

Sure. Operation Honor Guard, we're a nonprofit organization that basically we raise money to support the local veteran honor guards. The guys at the cemetery, oftentimes veterans buried. And you see these guys and gals out there, and we want to make sure that they are dressed to a T. I mean, they're. They're giving the final military honors. We want to make sure that they have the uniforms that. That pay, you know, look as good as they should.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Mark from our staff was telling me about an hour ago, we were talking about Operation Honor Guard, and he mentioned that when his dad was buried, the Honor Guard was there, and it was really meaningful for the family. And they were well dressed, and they had rifles and they. The flag, et cetera, et cetera. It's very important. And you'd started this sort of quietly on your own, and it's blossoming now. And the idea is to have this go nationwide. Is that correct?

[Nathan Peters]

Absolutely. You know, you said at the beginning, I started this, you know, for a local unit in Danville, Illinois, and once I put up a website, the word started getting out. And I've gotten inquiries from honor guards from Anchorage, Alaska, Seattle, Washington, Florida, New York. And the need is so great to date we've raised about $4 million, but we need to raise $4 million a year so that the need is there. And so, you know, if I were to dress every honor guard member in the United States right now, it would take $98 million to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, today we're trying to put a drop in the bucket by asking our listeners to go to bobandtom.com where there's a direct link to Operation Honor Guard. You and I were talking earlier. One of the things I think is really important when you give money to charities, sometimes you wonder where's this money going? I know you, of course, you donate your time for free. And you were saying 90% of the money goes right to the, right to the honor guard people. And the other 10% is primarily software and that sort of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Structural nuts and bolts.

[Nathan Peters]

Yeah. We have no paid employees. Zero. It's our board of directors. It's myself. In fact, I retired from my normal day job as a funeral director to run this organization. So we're not one of those organizations where you give us, you know, a hundred dollars and, and $5 goes to the honor guards and the rest were out, you know, buying expensive hotel rooms. And we don't do that. You know, we, we, we fund the honor guards. We want to make sure that, that, you know, we also help recruit. You know, I want to get the word out today that the younger veterans, we need your help. We, we need you to step up and, you know, replace these older guys that, that are dying off and they're becoming ill and are, you know, we're in a crisis right now. And so please, please, please, please, if you, we need you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thanks very much. A great organization that you dropped out of your other life to start. So congratulations on that. And we have a direct [e-mail] if you want to be part of it. Thanks, thanks very much. We certainly appreciate it. And Rich, best of luck today. We hope to get a bunch of people to donate some cash. We've had some matching funds have already been posted, which is great. We're going to come right back. We have more letters to get to, etc. Etc. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kristi Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Last night, Monday Night Football 107 win for the Eagles over the packers at Lambeau.

[Bob Kevoian]

A pitcher's duel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that had to be boring as hell.

[Christy Lee]

It was put everybody.

[Chick McGee]

It was three nothing as the fourth quarter started.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Serious.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the temperature?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure about that but it was cold below 25.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's, it's pretty much cold everywhere right now. In fact we do have a story coming up about the chill in Florida causing they get iguanas to freeze.

[Christy Lee]

Current temperature in Orlando right now 36 degrees.

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh. I'll be there soon.

[Chick McGee]

Savannah, Georgia is under freeze warning.

[Pat Godwin]

Hell.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell? Tom, what's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

We got this thing. Jake, I know you're on vacation.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You see this thing about the in baseball now they've got a problem with betting and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why I only bet on pro wrestling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because. Did we finish our letter segment?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, Tom Show. Hey, I'm not sure if you guys watched the Indiana Penn State game on Saturday from, from, oh yeah there on Penn State. But if not Gus Johnson, the play by play guy, one of my favorites, Gus and Joel Clad. I love those guys. I might be in the minority but I love, I love them on, on the, on the, on the call the final touchdown. Omar Cooper caught for Indiana to win the game. This guy says he is. What's his name? Jim. Jim from Northumberland, Pennsylvania. Jim's a little upset at how far overboard Gus Johnson did when Hoosiers.

[Tom Griswold]

That catch was unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

It was on earth. Yeah, it was all. And Gus goes a little crazy. Gus got excited and here's what it sounded like. Mendoza in trouble. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

He must have already been losing his voice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Man. Yeah, it was cold in Penn State.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that was a. A kind of a miraculous throw and catch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what. You know what Tony Romo said about Indiana? Who's your football team?

[Christy Lee]

What'd he say?

[Chick McGee]

This team is dtf, Jim. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you play. Can you play that again? Again, Please. The audio.

[Chick McGee]

Gus Johnson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Mendoza in trouble is out. Wow. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds very similar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's Howard team.

[Christy Lee]

That's how you lose an election.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you think somewhere Howard Dean just sort of spit out his coffee and went still?

[Tom Griswold]

That's his alarm. Once again, Howard Dean.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just looked up the lowest scores in NFL history.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty interesting. There were 73 NFL games that ended in a zero points. It was a. It was a tie at zero. Now that happened really early on. The last time that happened was in 1943.

[Chick McGee]

00.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And then two to zero. Those games have five times have had. The last one was in 1938. But only recently there have been seven. Three zero games played.

[Chick McGee]

Three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Zero. Yeah. Three to nothing. Yeah. 2023. The Vikings and Raiders who got three and who got zero is. Do you remember?

[Chick McGee]

I remember that game.

[Tom Griswold]

So neither does anyone else. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you sent me an email at the Broncos Raiders that set a record for Both teams. Had 11 penalties or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Considered one of the worst showings ever. But we did have a score aami yesterday in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. We can't. We can't go a day without not mentioning that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, score AAMI means it's. It's a score that has never taken place before in the league.

[Chick McGee]

Well aware. I started this and told him about this website side and I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why the origami?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't get that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know the connection.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe there is none.

[Tom Griswold]

It. Yeah, maybe you is something about folding.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't origami that paper thing?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Paper cranes. Usually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But it was. The score was 30 to 29. No, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

36 to 27 or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then Texans and the Jaguars.

[Tom Griswold]

It had never happened before, so. Yeah, you're right. 36.

[Chick McGee]

I've never eaten it in a restaurant where they give you the aluminum foil swan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Same.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Never have.

[Chick McGee]

Never. I never seen that in person.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fancy man.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never done it. You've done it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure you Every weekend you probably have people trimming bonsai trees at your table, making the guac, bringing the aluminum foil over. Oh, this is a gossamer swan or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

My, the place I used to go that made the guac walk tableside is they fold gone.

[Christy Lee]

I know. And it was so good.

[Tom Griswold]

That was excellent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sneezies. Yeah. Yeah. They, they had to close for a few reasons.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you, why do you call this the green drip? Coming up, we have exciting things in the world of news, more sports. And we have a firing in the world of sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're fired.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Thanksgiving, er, injuries, iguanas falling from trees. Also, today is a special day. Of course, it's Veterans Day. We're doing a kind of a drop in the bucket thing, but if you want to be part of it, please do. It's Operation Honor guard. Go to bobandtom.com for details on how you can help support those great honor guards. Also, information about joining the Honor Guard for some serious moments for the lives of great veterans. So please, if you get a chance, check out bobandtom.com at your convenience today. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kristi Lee]

This Veterans Day, join the Bob and Tom show as we support Operation Honor Guard, ensuring every veteran receives the final salute they deserve to help keep this incredible American tradition alive. Donate, join or volunteer. When you click on Operation honor [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Earl.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay's here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. We got Some more letters left before.

[Tom Griswold]

We get to him. Jeff, I love that T. That's one of my favorite T shirts that we've ever done. That's a very cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

You designed it.

[Tom Griswold]

I might have been present. I had nothing to do with the new one. We got a couple new ones out there. By the way, if you go to bobandtom.com check out the new T shirts, including one designed by my niece and an over an incline celebrating the holiday season. They're available once [e-mail] while you're there. Today, we have a special link to Operation Honor Guard. It's a great program. We'll be talking about it all morning. Hope you can be part of it. But right now we turn back to Chick Magee for more letters.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Tom show, first time emailer. Been listening since the 80s. Love you guys. That's from Kip.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Kip.

[Chick McGee]

My now wife and I just got married on Halloween in costume on Myrtle Beach. Here's a picture of us and our ring bearer. His name is Hassle and it's. Yes, it's a pug dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Hassel's a funny name for a dog. That's really.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Hassle wearing it?

[Chick McGee]

He's wearing a tuxedo. He's at a wedding. He's a ring bearer. Of course. Hope you enjoy the picks. Keep up the great work, and I'll never stop laughing with you guys. That's Kip and Amy, and they both.

[Tom Griswold]

Have top hats on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And beautiful coats. That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that little doggy. And of course, dogs of the beach, they look around going, this is great.

[Chick McGee]

He has no idea what's going on, but he's having the time of his life.

[Bob Kevoian]

I recently read that dogs get the same amount of peace and tranquility that humans do when, like, looking at the ocean.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I don't know how they know that.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, how would they know?

[Tom Griswold]

Because they look out there and they go, there are no squirrels. I can relax.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I had a bunch of. I still have a bunch of pumpkins by my front door. And of course, the chipmunks and squirrels have discovered them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. They're gnawing at them a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

So my big dog, the big, big one, he just sits there right by the door, looking at the glass. I can just hear him thinking, I'm gonna get you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you should smash some in your backyard. See if you get deer. The deer will come.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the last thing. I need more deer in my.

[Chick McGee]

What are we doing with the deer to make them come? What's going on? Dear Bob and Tom show. This is for Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, I'm Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

When you gave life to your kitty cat Gravy and gave her a voice, people run, have ran with this. This is from, I'm not sure what this guy's name is actually. This did not come out like I wanted, he says, but this is the idea I had listened to the Adventures of Gravy and you'll see the, the comic strip coming up there. It's Josh and Gravy at the, at the breakfast table, it looks like. And Josh, if you want to narrate.

[Bob Kevoian]

This panel one, yes, Gravy says to me, who's eating a sandwich?

[Tom Griswold]

Can I have some of that?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Gravy, this is mine. I already, I already fed you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's beauce.

[Chick McGee]

That's beautiful. There it is. Thank you very much, Little three panel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday we had some great guests on the show. We talked with Lewis Black, which was really fun. And Leanne Morgan.

[Christy Lee]

She's always fun.

[Tom Griswold]

She was great. And she's got a new Netflix special and is about to start shooting season two of Leanne. And by the way, we've got those posted on our various social media platforms so you can check that out. Also some new photographs from Castakia Kanamopoulos in Berlin for that that Colts Falcons game with his brother. It's great story and you can check all those out on our website and social media platforms. Once again, on the website today we have a special link to Operation Honor Guard celebrating Veterans Day with a really great program out there. If you get a chance sometime today, please go over there and check it out. If you can make a donation, if that works for you. Now to the Sports Desk.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, Here we go. Major League Baseball says it's authorized gaming operators. Hear what I said? There are such a thing as unauthorized gambling sites. You know that, right, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Anyway, Major League Baseball is told they're authorized gaming operators. They'll cap bets on individual pitches at $200 and exclude them from parlays. Just a day after two Cleveland Guardian pitchers were indicted and accused of rigging pitches on the order of gamblers. Major League Baseball said yesterday the limits were agreed to by sportsbook operators representing more than 90% of the United States, 98% of the United States betting market. The league said in a statement that pitch level bets on outcomes of pitch velocity of balls and strikes present heightened integrity risk because they focus on One off events that can be determined by a single player and can be inconsequential to the outcome of the game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

So the prop bets are where they're starting to see some of the. But again, if you've got a pitcher making an all Star, making millions and millions of dollars, why are they doing this for ten grand?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I tried to tell you that yesterday. Evidently this has something to do with someone in the Dominican.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're doing it. They're not necessarily doing it for themselves. They're doing it to make money for the people at home.

[Chick McGee]

And I can imagine that, you know, maybe it's a guy they went to high school with or something. Oh, you're too good. You can't help me out. Why can't you? You know, I can bet on this. Make some money. You're making millions. Why can'.

[Bob Kevoian]

Family members or who knows, they'll find.

[Chick McGee]

Out whatever they're doing, you know. Okay. Absolutely. But they're not going to be pitching the major leagues for quite a while, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Those two guys, if they're found guilty, they are facing prison time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pitching's a little different in prison.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't even want to talk.

[Bob Kevoian]

About pitcher than the catcher.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no joke.

[Chick McGee]

Catching the nightmare. Yeah, pitching's bad too, but. But, you know, catching the short end of the stick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess you get used to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you do. I mean, they say that Jalen hurts.

[Chick McGee]

Jalen hurts.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

36 yard touchdown pass to Devonte Smith. Eagles only touchdown. Philadelphia's defense led the way. A 107 win over the packers at Lambeau last night. Brandon McManus's attempt at a game tying 64 yard field goal as time expired fell short, of course. So there you go. Packers went lose at Lambo. That doesn't happen very often.

[Tom Griswold]

But not, of course. Didn't you predict a 70 yarder this season?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, 68 so far with that one guy.

[Tom Griswold]

That one team get the right atmosphere, the right temperature, the right day.

[Chick McGee]

New York Giants have fired coach Brian Daybell. Where's my Daybell?

[Bob Kevoian]

There.

[Chick McGee]

My belt. My day bell. Day bell. Right here. Oh, okay. When I say Dable, you hit it. Brian Dabel. Brian Daybell.

[Tom Griswold]

That is weak.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you hold us next to the microphone at least?

[Chick McGee]

Well, use this one. But this one hurts. This one hurts daddy's ears.

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh, that's much better though. Do that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that the same kind of bell that you would ask your. You would call your servants with when you were growing up.

[Chick McGee]

Paula.

[Tom Griswold]

Cook.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cook.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like an omelet.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

And a soft boiled egg, please. Oh. Anyway, they fired move by ownership and general manager Joe Shane made a day after the Giants blew a late lead and lost 24:20 to the Chicago Bears. And Chicago Giants are now 2 and 8 on the season.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check, check.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to save the.

[Pat Godwin]

Brian. One more.

[Chick McGee]

You got to get Brian Dall.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was very ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen this guy? Chrissy?

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there he is. I think, judging by that. That bot, I think he's going to get a gig as a mall Santa.

[Chick McGee]

But he, he's a big fella. I see what happened here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

For those at home, he's maybe 260.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. I'd go 300.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

He lost.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know how tall he is.

[Chick McGee]

He lost some weight last season for a long time. I don't know if he's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't look that big on sideline.

[Nathan Peters]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's a dated picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

But.

[Chick McGee]

But I know how you dislike fat people.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm. I'm trying to help the guy out. He needs a new gig. I'm saying mall Santa. Yeah, that's some serious malls in New Jersey.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you do dislike fat people.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't.

[Nathan Peters]

Not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I have some fat friends.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have some gross fat friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of my best friends are fat.

[Chick McGee]

Atta boy. Naked bowling and a world record. That sucks. Coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, have we ever had a good world record?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we have. I'm just asking, what is the name of the segment?

[Christy Lee]

Stupid World Records.

[Tom Griswold]

Ergo. Okay, Dumb World Records. And this one features the king of dumb world records, David Rush. But it's got an international flair to it this time.

[Chick McGee]

All right, what do you hear?

[Tom Griswold]

The international.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now he's annoying the world.

[Chick McGee]

Clinging my fingertips.

[Tom Griswold]

It started in Idaho, but now he's annoying the world. I love David Rush. We have a bunch of special stuff going on today, and this is going to help you out. Figure out what I'm talking about.

[Kristi Lee]

Today, Veterans Day. Please join the Bob and Tom show in partnering with Operation Honor Guard, who supports the veteran volunteers who perform the rifle salute, play taps and present the flag at veterans funerals all across America. Here's Sergeant Edwin Boogie Cook of Champaign.

[Edwin Cook]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Jeff Osuke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey indeed.

[Chick McGee]

There's patience. Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

At the IH Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee over here at the Prize picks. Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Pat. You look like you've plugged yourself into a wall socket and your hair is standing straight up.

[Chick McGee]

What you do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Get your.

[Pat Godwin]

Get your grease there.

[Tom Griswold]

Get your bangs over there on the side.

[Chick McGee]

Are you telling me you're moving so fast you blew your hair back? Yeah. Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a sprinter.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Patty G. Doing a couple of gigs this weekend, am I right? A place called the Ricks.

[Pat Godwin]

It's Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In Greenfield. I hope there's a Rick Indiana. And then is Ohio.

[Pat Godwin]

The UNOH Center. Tommy Bros.com for tickets.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gonna be fun.

[Pat Godwin]

TommyBros.com is where you get tickets. It's called the UNOH center in Lima, Ohio, with Jeff Oskay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

And Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Yay. Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Party. I got some new jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got like 10 minutes on birds. You guys are. Watch out. I'm getting edgy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Exciting stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got some new jokes, but they're just Jeff's old jokes. Oh. But they're new to me.

[Pat Godwin]

I have taken Jeff's old jokes and turned them into music and song. I'll be doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a song about birds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Finally made them funny. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if we could break away from sports for just a moment, Son a of I thought maybe. I know that you have a song about iguanas. We have a great iguana story in the news again. This has happened before.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it has.

[Tom Griswold]

It involves the temperature.

[Christy Lee]

The National Weather Service warning Florida residents to be aware of falling iguanas as the state prepares for a potentially record smashing cold snap. Experts say the cold could immobilize iguanas and cause them to fall out of trees. The lizards start getting sluggish in temperatures below 50 degrees and are known to freeze when temperatures dip into the 30s and 40s. At last check in Orlando, it was 36 degrees. So that's iguana falling temperature.

[Chick McGee]

It's cold down here.

[Christy Lee]

Experts assure that frozen iguanas are not dead, but they can remain paralyzed on the ground for hours until the temperature warms up enough to let their blood.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're telling you they're not dead?

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not dead.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you see one, they're possum iguanas or your dog sees one. Doesn't the frozen iguana sound like a drink? A tiki bar?

[Chick McGee]

Now I know Josh owned a snake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Would you ever own an iguana?

[Bob Kevoian]

My brother did.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding?

[Bob Kevoian]

A little bit, yeah. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Like a big one? Like a big iguana.

[Bob Kevoian]

It didn't grow to be big. Too big.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We had one in junior high. Not at my house, thank God.

[Chick McGee]

Like the classroom captain.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the classroom iguana.

[Chick McGee]

Not like a. A guinea pig or a hamster. But you guys had an iguana.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrified me.

[Christy Lee]

I thought your boys had an iguana at one time.

[Tom Griswold]

I know they had some. Some lizard of some sort.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I thank God it disappeared. I don't know what happened to that thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It crawled into Uranus at night. You know they'll do that? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, they do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have an iguana skeleton.

[Chick McGee]

Some say you never get a better night's sleep.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Releases a toxin.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

So this. This is Pat Godwin and the Falling Iguanas. This your new band?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. A little cultural appropriation here from Patty o' Marley Yaman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

You're going to enjoy it this time.

[Chick McGee]

Okay?

[Pat Godwin]

Come on down to Jamaica, hit the beach and you'll feel fine. Get away from that nasty nor', easter, Enjoy our rum and the sunshine. Oh, don't worry about that temperature. If it dips below 40 degrees, that means the food is free. Cause iguanas are fallen from the trees. Frozen iguanas are falling from the trees. I give you the scoop, keep you in the loop. Oh, baroop, baroop, baroop. Fallen iguanas are grilling in the breeze. You'd be so hungry from the ganja, you'll think iguana is the chicken of the trees. Yes, iguana is the chicken of the trees.

[Tom Griswold]

Trees.

[Pat Godwin]

Someone in the crowd yelled out loud. You just played that song. I think it's Chick Maggie. Give you the scoop, give you air the loop. Fallen iguana.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, chicken of the trees.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Man in Florida is doing his part to reduce the invasive iguana population. John Johnson, he's the owner and founder of Down Goes Iguana, has been removing the reptiles for years. But he.

[Chick McGee]

When he says remove them, what do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

I saw this in action.

[Chick McGee]

You like warming them up and then they come back out or does he kill them?

[Christy Lee]

The guy I saw used a whip.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy cooks up iguana eggs, much like you would traditional chicken eggs, adds what they term Latin inspired spices and garlic, and whips them into omelets. Okay, this is happening in Florida on Marco Island.

[Christy Lee]

The guy that I saw in Florida looked like he stepped out of an Indiana Jones movie and he get a whip and he was whipping the iguanas out of the trees. Not a joke.

[Chick McGee]

So he'd crack and then one would fall.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

If it would kill it, I think it would snap it in half.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if it killed it. I didn't ask.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's no way it does.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if it scared it and then he picked him up and took him away somewhere. I didn't ask.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're referred to here in this article from Gulf Coast News as being invasive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that. The hotel I was staying at, they hire this guy. He comes twice a week. There's whip and he had a bird. He had like a big hawk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm a lizard whipper. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that sounds like a sex move, doesn't it? I gave her the old lizard whipper ripper.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go, Paul.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on, Josh. I haven't mentioned sex moves in a month.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he was shooting the iguanas.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just the laziest.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I say, I told her. Okay, let's move on.

[Chick McGee]

Nudists in Pittsburgh. Nudists in Pittsburgh. What are Hosting a nude bowling event where being naked was required. The so called balls out bowling event last weekend. Here we see. Are we going to get.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to see this, I hope.

[Chick McGee]

No, we're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we see.

[Chick McGee]

Here we see.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe they don't allow video or.

[Christy Lee]

I would hope not.

[Chick McGee]

A nude bowling event took place at Crafton Ingram Lanes where nudity was required for participants. Though women were permitted to wear bottoms, organizers emphasized this was a non sexual event.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

What they emphasize that.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine you, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. When you bow, when you release the ball, that video or that shot.

[Chick McGee]

If there were 25 people at this event, I'll give you each 50 bucks.

[Jeff Smith]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, not a sight to see.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I didn't put it in. I read pretty deep. You had to wear shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to mess up the lane. Those are nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You're naked wearing bowling shoes. There's probably some guy wearing a hat. What could be funnier? And you know, some guy straddled the ball return.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what hat you would wear?

[Christy Lee]

What hat?

[Bob Kevoian]

A bowler.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Right there was right there.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to see somebody's salad.

[Bob Kevoian]

While I'm exactly the. The person who's waiting to bowl next has the worst angle of anything. Like you're just seeing nothing but chocolate starfish.

[Tom Griswold]

And can you imagine after they're done, they have cosmic bowling. You turn on the black lights. This is the second time this year they've done this though.

[Bob Kevoian]

So must the first time. Must have been just popular enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And again, I or I object to the use of the term naturist.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

I turned it to nudist the way it should be. I think they're.

[Christy Lee]

Is that nudist? Is that a bad term?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it up to them what they call themselves?

[Tom Griswold]

I think they can call themselves whatever they want. I'm calling them nudists. Naturist again. Sounds like you're out bird watching.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think natural. I've always heard naturalists.

[Tom Griswold]

No, a naturalist. A naturalist is. Is.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's bass accurate.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I think it's bad.

[Christy Lee]

I, I looked it up and he's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I think Tom's right, but I think it's backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got it backwards.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, like Yule Gibbons. Remember that guy?

[Christy Lee]

He's a naturalist.

[Bob Kevoian]

He should have been a naturist.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I took it out of the story and changed it to nudist.

[Chick McGee]

How did I get in this conversation?

[Bob Kevoian]

You think nudists would be proud enough to go, I'm a nudist. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just a nudist. Enjoy it. I say enjoy the show. Stupid world. Okay, here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what, though? You tell a convention center, a bunch of nudists are showing up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They may scoff. You say a bunch of naturists are showing up?

[Chick McGee]

Up.

[Bob Kevoian]

They don't even question.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because they think they're a nature.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I think nudist has a negative connotation.

[Tom Griswold]

You think anybody brought their own? You know, don't. You know those. Those dual bags they have for the serious bowlers?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Serious bowlers have two balls, right? Some of them, at some point they do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they use Bowen ball for spare. Serious bowlers, I've never seen a double ball bag.

[Nathan Peters]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's one ball that has an inside that actually kind of moves, and then the other ball is. It doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Serious bowlers often have a double ball bag. So you obviously. That must have come up in conversation. Hey, I see you brought both your balls. No, I brought all four.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this one's weighted and this one's okay.

[Chick McGee]

And the shoes? The shoes are in the bag too. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

David Rush, by the way, do you.

[Tom Griswold]

See more than us again? You'd see more than a 7, 10 split. You see Dolores little beavage in line, Lane 4.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, get your mind out of the gutter.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Hey, spare me. We could go on all day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it would seem like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can tell you this isn't up your alley.

[Chick McGee]

David Rush. David Rush broken the Guinness World Record for the most cucumbers snapped in 30 seconds.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad you said snapped.

[Chick McGee]

Number to beat was 50, but Rush smashed that with a total of 65 cucumbers snapped in half a minute with his people. He broke the record with what during it does with his hands. You're looking at the wrong guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You pick up the cucumber and. And you break it in half.

[Christy Lee]

Do they all have to be the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Same size with a Z?

[Tom Griswold]

There actually are.

[Chick McGee]

Get her.

[Tom Griswold]

Get him, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Get him.

[Tom Griswold]

There are serious parameters would require the size of the cucumber.

[Chick McGee]

What about the ripeness of the cucumber? That seems like that would play into it.

[Christy Lee]

It would.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that would be up to the participant, as you know, in the PCL Professional Cucumber league.

[Edwin Cook]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Rush broke the record during an appearance on El Hormagero. That is in Spain. A TV show in Spain. That means the anthill. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like it's some kind of war against. But never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Rush describes as one of this. The anthill is one of Spain's biggest and wildest live TV shows.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. It sounds crazy.

[Chick McGee]

According to Dave, each cucumber needed to meet strict minimum weight and length requirements. For the record.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, didn't you famously.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the cucumbers are lined up. He's stretching. They're lined up on a very long table.

[Chick McGee]

You poor bastard.

[Tom Griswold]

He's adjusting the cucumbers.

[Christy Lee]

I want to see this. He's not chopping them with his hand, is he?

[Tom Griswold]

And these are large cucumbers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He grabs each one with two hands. Look at how fast he is. He's one of the world's greatest jugglers. It's unbelievable. Look at how quick he's doing this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he messed up on that.

[Tom Griswold]

But he still gets the rug is what he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like it. He can use the edge of the table.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly what I, I was gonna ask. He can use the edge of the table.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he sure is. He though.

[Bob Kevoian]

He kind of is. He's not snapping it over the edge.

[Chick McGee]

Of the second table.

[Pat Godwin]

On the edge like that.

[Tom Griswold]

He messed up again. But he's still. He's still going strong.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I don't think he is using.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're right. That angle. It does not look like he is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Grabbing him on the. It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God.

[Christy Lee]

That's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

He's like. He's the human salad shooter.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Can you break a cucumber in half?

[Tom Griswold]

Half? I don't. I really have never tried.

[Chick McGee]

I have, like six bucks will get you a nice burger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you think your anus is strong enough to snap a cucumber? A smaller one?

[Chick McGee]

What? I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think you could cut a cucumber in half with Uranus?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, are you willing to. Josh?

[Chick McGee]

Tom, your thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh? I, I don't expect that from you. I, I, that's kind of thing I might say how much this, this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

So would you allow me to try?

[Tom Griswold]

I would absolutely allow you to try it because.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you talking about insertion or crap?

[Tom Griswold]

The more.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I'm talking about you put half in and then you try to cut it with Uranus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but then because reducing your dignity to zero is one of my goals, that would certainly do it. Hey, you didn't Bob and Tom show today. Josh Arnold volunteered to cut a Cucumber in half with his butt. Even my little girls would find that mildly amusing, if not. If not terrifying.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, you're right. That I'd have zero respect.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, didn't you quote, unquote, snap your cucumber one wild night in Miami?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy, did I.

[Tom Griswold]

With a lady named Kim in the er oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On the name.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to reset it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd like to have your piece.

[Christy Lee]

Splints on that. They put little splints on popsicle sticks and there's nothing you can do?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think there's anything you can do.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can do funny.

[Pat Godwin]

And I don't take lots of kisses.

[Chick McGee]

Your penis ever recovered? Covers. It just doesn't get direct on that side.

[Bob Kevoian]

It doesn't?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so. Isn't that how it works?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. They treat.

[Chick McGee]

Tommy had this happen. Isn't that how they treat?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did not have this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did have it happen.

[Chick McGee]

What you brought.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And no, they don't splint. And it took like, seven, eight months to heal. You've had this ace up your sleeve.

[Christy Lee]

The whole time and you've never shared this?

[Bob Kevoian]

How did your penis break?

[Tom Griswold]

Careful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Reverse sexual position. Yes. Okay. And someone. And rose up too high, and when they came back down, it bent against itself.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. Did you Civil War it or did you go to a physician?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did one of these and shoved her off the room. And then. Yeah, we went to the hospital, and they're like, there's nothing you can do. You just have to wait for it to heal. Oh, man. It looked like a tire had blown out on the side and was just as dark. Oh, for about six months.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We could have gone, but.

[Chick McGee]

But. But let's not leave the kids at home. Guessing everything's fine now, though, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Except it looks like a capital L. There is a little bit. See, around buildings, there's a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I hope it bends up.

[Chick McGee]

There is a little bend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'll be.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's an. You guys didn't want to do the David Rush?

[Christy Lee]

We're not done, chick. We have more penis.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, wow, a couple of things off topic completely. Jeff is wearing one of my favorite Bob and Tom T shirts. Those are sold out, I think. Yeah, we have a new one. In fact, we have a new sweatshirt, a zipper one, and a regular one. And then we have the. The new Bob and Tom show holiday shirt, which is really cool. Once Again, designed by my niece, Daisy, who's a designer over in Europe.

[Christy Lee]

Europe?

[Tom Griswold]

She recently did the Moet Shandon anniversary bottle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently, that's where all her effort went.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your niece is 28. I expected better.

[Christy Lee]

Like, older than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Someone's not going to get to visit Jan when they go to England.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you were going to take me to England.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes. But not anymore. What's that happening?

[Tom Griswold]

Many of us. Well, obviously it's not garish enough for you. Yeah, it's.

[Nathan Peters]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess nuance and subtlety. When it comes to a design eye or beyond you, we don't have a. A. A gilded, fake Christmas tree.

[Chick McGee]

How about a Santa on it with.

[Tom Griswold]

A great big fat Santa?

[Chick McGee]

This is actually her voice, by the way. That's gorgeous. Let's print. Who am I paying here? Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a very unusual story for beer lovers out there. Also, we got another dictionary trying to get publicity by adding some words. And I think Josh pointed this out last time. If you're going to add a word, doesn't it just have to be a word rather than a combination of words?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, a word.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess we'll allow that. But we have a couple of new ones. They're always fun. And we have a fugitive flamingo, of all things in the news. But right now, we're doing something special today. It's Veterans Day, of course, and we've decided to try to help out a great organization called Operation Honor Guard. And we're going to talk with one of the sponsors. We're going to talk to a funeral service foundation board chairman, Jeff Smith. I think we've got. There we go. Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Smith]

Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Tom. Can you hear me okay? I can hear you.

[Jeff Smith]

Good, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great.

[Jeff Smith]

Happy Veterans Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What we're talking about here is the honor guards. And we were just talking to one of the guys on our staff. His father recently passed away, a Navy veteran, and the honor guards were there at the ceremony for the burial. And what this is all about is having the proper rifles and uniforms necessary to make the ceremony that much more dignified. And you're part of that. And we're trying to help out today by asking people to go to bobandtom.com and help out Operation Honor Guard. Give me a little bit of background on it, will you?

[Nathan Peters]

Sure.

[Jeff Smith]

I'll be happy to. When a veteran passes away, the honor guard, those are usually. Those are the men or women that are at the cemetery, and they play taps, they fold and present the flag and do the 21 gun salute. So if you have a loved one that's passed away, obviously this is a very meaningful ceremony that takes place out at the cemetery. But the Honor Guard is not always available directly through the military. So they're retired military that volunteered their time to come out there and pay tribute to veterans who've passed away. In Operation Honor Guard, we help equip those volunteers so that they're not coming out of pocket so they can be there for that meaningful ceremony at the ceremony for the veterans that truly deserve this and receive a proper send off off.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a really cool thing and very, very important and not talked about much. So we're just taking a little bit of time today on Veterans Day to talk about it and urge people to go to bobandtom.com and there's a special link that you can click on there. And we've got some great folks that are also matching the funds today, including KSM Accounting and Dwayne, my lawyer from Denton's very much, very much appreciated Dwayne Pork Chops helping out. And you guys are also assisting in this today. So we certainly appreciate it. And I know a lot of families of veterans are really going to appreciate the, the dignity that this brings to the ceremonies. You know, the, the playing of taps and the folding of the flag. It's very meaningful and very serious. On a much lighter note, you've got a great speaking voice. You've got a nice, a nice lilt. Where did you grow up?

[Jeff Smith]

I'm from the great state of Arkansas. Little Rock, Arkansas.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I just, I just love the, I just love your, your slight accent. My voice is, my voice is that of a vanilla milkshake. Very, very flat and boring. But you've got a sweet, sweet voice.

[Jeff Smith]

I can't shake this Southern twang.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great though. It's great.

[Jeff Smith]

It's who I am and where I'm from.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we were talking with Leanne Morgan yesterday, same deal. That's just that. So that's so sweet having a nice voice. Anyways, on a much more serious note, thanks again for your time and for all you guys do. And once again, I'll urge you to go to bobandtom.com and click on the Operation Honor Guard. Read about it. And they're also looking for a lot of volunteers, men and women veterans that would like to help out. They need some youth back in the organization. But we certainly appreciate it. Jeff, thanks for your time this morning.

[Jeff Smith]

Yes, thank you everyone for supporting Operation Honor Guard. And thank your veterans today. They make everything we do here in this country possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're so correct. Thank you so much, sir. Now we're going to move on. When we come back, on a much lighter note, we have interesting things from the world of sports as well as very odd beer news coming up. For those of you beer drinkers out there, a little beer history. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kristi Lee]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on xobandtom or you can email us at Bob and [e-mail] November is heating up for U.S. soccer.

[Tom Griswold]

United States need to be a little more nasty.

[Chick McGee]

Make international friendlies for the men.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Callum, that was nasty. And a Black Friday friendly for the women.

[Chick McGee]

Expectations have always been here for this team. We understand that. Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood One sports app.

[Tom Griswold]

And for behind the scenes stories, catch the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, do we have an episode for you.

[Chick McGee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Our website.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick, would you spend. Would you drive six hours in a car with voice artist Michael Winslow?

[Chick McGee]

I would not.

[Bob Kevoian]

From Police Academy me.

[Chick McGee]

He was doing that. Bobcat tells a story that when he was doing that on the movie, he would not stop making sound. And Bobcat finally went up and grabbed the mic and said, michael, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

He might not be able to help it.

[Chick McGee]

You know that probably. Yeah. And he just went viral with some Led Zeppelin. Led Zeppelin.

[Tom Griswold]

Rock and roll.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is worth.

[Chick McGee]

That is good. That was pretty fascinating. There's Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff Osk, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. I'm at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Do you remember when we got a hold of Mr. Microphone?

[Bob Kevoian]

We had one of those as a kid.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You did?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I don't know who.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Excuse me, I'm. I'm. Forgive me, I meant to say Mr. Sound Effects.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Mr. Oh, that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But before there was a Michael Winslow, when I was a fairly little kid, I went to some.

[Chick McGee]

Something this might be the epitome of.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he showed up at your school doing a convocation or something.

[Chick McGee]

You, you. Your memories aren't everyone's memories. This might be the epit of the story.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not asking everyone to remember. I'm going to tell them what happened.

[Chick McGee]

No, you just assume that everybody enjoyed these memories.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Mr. Sound effects.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

And he would do just with his mouth and make these sound effects. It was at some huge coliseum. I think it might have been like halftime at a hockey game or something. The Cleveland Barons. But we remember this. We were making fun of him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we got. We were contacted by him and he was still alive.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that I'm sure. He's gone now, I can tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it just. It just. Our discussion went south very quickly.

[Christy Lee]

It did not go well.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. We used to have a bunch of those around, laying around here.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But Michael was the. The. The next generation of.

[Bob Kevoian]

And pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, it was. It was funny in. In those. In space balls and in. Yeah. Police academies.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the guy that played the drum solo from Inigata Deita on his throat?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a cruise ship guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget.

[Christy Lee]

He was a clown.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He was professional. I. I enjoyed that very much. I know you didn't because.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, because. Because he's the most unhappy man on the planet.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

I enjoyed it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he had to be nice to you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I do this.

[Chick McGee]

See, there are two or three layers underneath.

[Christy Lee]

People have to be nice to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right.

[Christy Lee]

Took all these years for him to admit.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he's kidding, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is that sports?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because people weren't nice to him in high school.

[Chick McGee]

Now, speaking of sports, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Sound Effects. This is him doing a barking dog.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Ready? Yep, that's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Chick McGee]

That's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Chick McGee]

He said not bad.

[Kristi Lee]

Even Ace.

[Chick McGee]

How about this? Even Ace go.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks at me like.

[Chick McGee]

How about that? Is that Mr. Sound Effect or is that. Is that me?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Remember the gun?

[Chick McGee]

One gun. Ricochet. Ricochet. Mr. Sound Effect Effect.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, can you play a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Little louder.

[Chick McGee]

A little louder. Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a little bit louder.

[Chick McGee]

Now shut up. And him, Mr. Sound Effect. Having car trouble. I'll do it before he does it. Smells a lot like the dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like Katherine Heer.

[Chick McGee]

You old poop.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's not good.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, to see him live on stage.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would have been laughing ironically. Oh, yeah. Which I don't like to do, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Oh, I love that. Watching failure.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Edwin Cook]

I definitely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nothing's funnier than. How about, like, the guy. The guy staring at his Smartphone walking through the mall, falls into the fountain. That is funny. That's entertainment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because he kind of bring it on himself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

This guy thinks he's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

He thinks he's really.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when I was a kid, I thought the act was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, sure. I mean, I guess, because I was.

[Tom Griswold]

An idiot, just like I am now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd wait, but we were talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about him, and then the guy's family contacted us. And that's kind of an elderly gentleman.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, I can't help myself.

[Tom Griswold]

I think my favorite old man on the phone ever, though, is the guy that did the Jimmy Stewart. The Jimmy Stewart.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll dig that up when we come back. That's an absolute classic. I just love that guy. What a sweet old man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's probably not with us anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. No, no. He'd have my world record. Yeah. 130 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know your luck. You'll play that. And he will show up at the door.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just your luck.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a good thing we have a ramp, by the way. Coming up in the news. From USA Today, Taco Bell update for the holiday season, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody shut up. I want to hear this.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have that in just a few minutes. A couple quick reminders. We do have a special thing going on with orange insoles. As I like to say. Tis the season I've shed my athletic shoes finally. And I've got back. Back to the boots, ladies and gentlemen. And back to my orange insoles. We got a special 4K TV for.

[Chick McGee]

Those of you who are wonder wondering what shoe I'm wearing.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the shoe homo.

[Chick McGee]

Not me. As soon as I get my car started, I'm gonna get out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you're under.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you understand Latin, hey, watch out for that dog.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that how you're gonna cover it? Homo sapien? Is that what you're gonna do?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

Even. Even a rudimentary understanding of Latin.

[Chick McGee]

I think we've done enough damage. Let's just get down the road.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is, orange inside. Might would like to hand you a. Or I guess not really hand you. They're too heavy. A 4K TV. Go to Bob and Tom.com contest. While you're there, get your NFL picks in. For week 11, you could win a $500 gift card from our buddy Steven Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers. And also today, a very special day, of course, veterans Day, Operation Honor Guard. Click on that. And if you can make a donation, this is a great organization, a very serious business, very dignified. Read about it and see what you think. And we've got some great folks that are matching the funds today. That's [e-mail] this is coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, the.

[Kristi Lee]

Bob and Tom show this Veterans Day. Join the Bob and Tom show as we support Operation Honor Guard, ensuring every veteran receives the final salute they deserve to help keep this incredible American tradition alive. Donate, join or volunteer? Volunteer. When you click on Operation honor [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man, his penis is fine. There's Josh Arnold at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Chickster. Visit Stephen singer [e-mail] to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers, that is. That's I hate stevensinger.com there's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick Magee at the prize pick Sports desk yellow.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, hey, this weekend, am I correct in saying is it going to be Saturday night, the big night in Lima, Ohio? Indeed. Mr. Jeff Oskay, Mr. Josh Arnold and Mr. Pat Godwin on stage. What is the name of the venue again?

[Pat Godwin]

Unoh. In Lima, Ohio. Tommy Bros.com for tickets.

[Tom Griswold]

TommyBros.com for tickets.

[Christy Lee]

It's a comedy three way with the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So boy, those three clowns coming at you, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

It'll be, critics say tiresome and heard.

[Tom Griswold]

It tiresome yet lugubrious. Look that up.

[Chick McGee]

The Daily News said why.

[Bob Kevoian]

And who wanted this?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, also, we have Taco Bell in the news today, Veterans Day. We're doing something, we're asking you to take a little bit of time when you get a chance to go to bobandtom.com just hook up to Operation Honor Guard. We're going to be talking to some of the folks involved in this great organization. They do something that's very important, very serious business. Once again, just go to bobandtom.com you can click right over and see you where. What's, what's happening with that Now a couple of other things we do have on a much lighter note, our new sweatshirts out there, new T shirts, as well as week 11 of the NFL. If you go to Bob and Tom.com contest, you can weigh in with your picks, perhaps winning that Steven Singer $500e gift card. But right now, I believe we've completed the sportscast. But would you mind revisiting the. You had a letter about the. Perhaps over the top announcing. I certainly enjoyed it. At the end of the.

[Chick McGee]

Of the Penn State and iu, the Hoosiers almost lost for the first time, but they came 46 seconds left. Omar Cooper catching the touchdown pass, beating Penn State in Happy Valley. Is that the name of that place? And Gus Johnson, the. The broadcaster for Fox, he lost his mind. Here we go. Mendoza in trouble. Unbelievable. Very, very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

And it reminded me of this.

[Chick McGee]

We go to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're.

[Tom Griswold]

Going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would that end a political career in today's world?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope. No. Yeah, he was just a slightly ahead of his. Ahead of his time.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, time, timing is everything. Yeah, the think the du tank thing that. I think that would still knock you out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was.

[Chick McGee]

That was a big helmet, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Him's a widow guy and it doesn't hill fitting him.

[Chick McGee]

I want him to lead our country.

[Christy Lee]

Found a better helmet for the guy at the time.

[Chick McGee]

You think somebody got fired over that?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet they did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You had one J. Yeah, he did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he kind of did.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. We were talking for some reason that I can't remember about Mr. Sound Effects.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this is a real man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it was a real show when I was a kid.

[Chick McGee]

We. We don't know what his name was. Is. No, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it was. It was just one man, one microphone. And he would do sounds and like Michael Winslow is kind of. There's probably some guy doing it now that's in his 20s, but Michael Winslow is probably 50 or something.

[Chick McGee]

@ least he's older than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I was saying one of my favorite phone calls involved another voice. And we were talking to a guy in a place called, of all things, Indiana, Pennsylvania. So it's in the state of Pennsylvania, but that's the name of the town. Very confusing. But we were talking to him and. Well, you'll hear what happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I can imitate Jimmy Stewart.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I should say Jimmy Stewart. Of course. That's his famous hometown. Forgive me. So we're talking to this guy, as I recall, the topic was.

[Chick McGee]

I've never been more embarrassed by my reply.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. I think you're being genuinely kind to him.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you, you recall that you were being sarcastic.

[Chick McGee]

I'm being incredibly sarcastic.

[Tom Griswold]

And the reason we called the guy is that.

[Chick McGee]

Why did we call him?

[Tom Griswold]

Because there was a trailer, and when they.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

They opened the door to some closet or something, the mirror came off.

[Chick McGee]

The mirror came off the door, and you could see Jesus in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

The glue. The glue had made a portrait of what one might consider to be the visage of our Lord Jesus Christ.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, was this his house? This man's house?

[Chick McGee]

I think he did live in a trailer. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget. Yeah. But in any event, we mentioned Jimmy Stewart, that he was from Indiana, Pennsylvania. And this gentleman proceeded to do this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I can imitate Jimmy Stewart.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I, I, I just want to.

[Chick McGee]

Say that it was a privilege and honor to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. For you to recommend everything.

[Chick McGee]

And thanks for calling us from wherever your station is. Wow, that's great.

[Jeff Smith]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, guys.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you sure you weren't just trying to kind of be. Hey, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know what's going on inside here. I was being a big jerk. It does sound much. It does sound much kinder now that I'm listening to it. Yeah, I assure you. I thought it was crap.

[Christy Lee]

I did some homework. As you would say, WES Harrison is Mr. Sound Effects. Oh, he died in 2019. He was born in 1925.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was the sound of his casket closet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He'd be a hundred.

[Christy Lee]

He would be a hundred now. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was the sound of his heart. Stop.

[Tom Griswold]

I missed it. How did it go?

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody's got to be enjoying this.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's. Do we have our Taco Bell update? This is fun, because we have, of course, this is the month of Thanksgiving.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we're all fans of the tv.

[Christy Lee]

Taco Bell has brought back its Baja Blast pie for the holiday season.

[Chick McGee]

What's this now?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not sure why this ties into the holiday season, but pie?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

Not key lime pie.

[Chick McGee]

It's Baja Blast.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not Jewish.

[Chick McGee]

You're just pie in general. Thanksgiving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on.

[Christy Lee]

According to.

[Tom Griswold]

What do I do every Thanksgiving for you guys?

[Christy Lee]

You buy us a pie.

[Tom Griswold]

I go to the pie lady, and I get you guys custom pies, and all you do is bitch about a chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She doesn't make key lime pie for Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

I could probably ask her.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't fit. Key lime as a summer or a Florida thing.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get back to the Taco Bell. We'll tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always a good time for key lime pie.

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be a reason he. He gave you this story. And I can't wait to find out what it is.

[Christy Lee]

Flips the legendary tropical lime flavor of Baja Blast into a creamy key lime style dessert featuring a graham crab, graham cracker, graham cracker, graham cracker crumb crust and topped with whipped cream. It's priced at 19.99. The Mountain Dew Baja Blast pie is currently available for a limited, limited time at participating location.

[Tom Griswold]

You get the whole pie. It's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

That looks like it's like an Ohio pond. That looks really, really delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks as unnatural as anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like. It looks like Lizzos diaphragm fram.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's a large girl.

[Jeff Smith]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So she would have whipped cream on.

[Chick McGee]

It and it would be.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why it would be blue, but we should get one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I also. I had Sam send Ms. Hooker the recipe.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we don't need the recipe. Go buy one.

[Tom Griswold]

They're probably sold out. They're so good.

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

My 9 year old daughter, her. This is her favorite place to go.

[Chick McGee]

Taco Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

Taco Bell. But sure, there's a minor disagreement between her mother and Hart about if she's allowed to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's allowed to go, Bart. I'll take you to Taco Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the thing. I mean, she's got all the babysitters. Yeah, they're all in on the scam. You know, they've got the credit card. Where'd you go for lunch today, Hart? Taco Bell.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What does she get at Taco Bell Bell?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what her order is. I'm not gonna take. I'm not gonna take her. I've gotta live with this woman. The babysitters don't sleep well right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Taco Bell has a mini taco salad that's in like a mini bowl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've seen it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The cutest, most delicious thing you'll ever.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like. It looks like a. You know how they have food for dollhouses?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going today.

[Chick McGee]

That's what it looks like.

[Christy Lee]

I am too. I love Taco Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll see if you can get one of those Buddy's Mountain Dew Baja Blast pies before they're Gone. My concern was that they're gone, but.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and you know, too, today the McRib is back.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two lunch Tuesday, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here comes old two lunch.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, two lunch. What's up?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I will say I kind of agree with you. That color green looks.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like hospitality. Little hospital green.

[Christy Lee]

It looked toxic.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is that green blue.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's like a toxic because.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's not. It's not the aquamarine. Appealing. Swimming pool blue.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's the color of the Baja black.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it is greener than I think it was. All right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

With the box, it's in a key lime pie. A little more in the lime side of green.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but this is not a key lime pie.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I think it's modeled after the key lime pie. Is it not?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, modeled after blast pie, though? You could say the cherry pie is modeled after the apple pie.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't tell. There's no. There's no scale there.

[Chick McGee]

Let's.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like. I have a question. There's no scale in this photograph.

[Chick McGee]

You're just trying to stay on the air because long you stay on the air. You're just prolonging us beating you today commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is that the size of the wreath on your front door or is it the size of.

[Bob Kevoian]

The size of a f. And pie? And there's even a pie box.

[Chick McGee]

It's a pie sized Yoluna to tick. Why do you have qualify it? Let's walk him through the size of a pie. Okay, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Pies come in various sizes and shapes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Radio host. Can we try another one? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Shapes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You had a square pie.

[Chick McGee]

I hope you like the taste of the asphalt pie I'm going to give you during this commercial. We're going to be out in the parking lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a square piece? I've never seen one.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. Excuse me. A square pizza pie is very common.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but we're not counting pizza.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I'm sorry. I don't want to get you crying.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you walked right into that. You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't, though.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he.

[Christy Lee]

No, you didn't.

[Chick McGee]

No, he. He thinks he is. So. He just destroyed you.

[Kristi Lee]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Blew you out of the water.

[Bob Kevoian]

Obliterated.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you mention pizza. I kill you. I have no idea what we're doing or where we are. I do know that we have some important stuff we got to talk about today. Today is Veterans Day and in a way of honoring Veterans Day, we've hooked up with some great people at Operation Honor Guard. You can read all about it by going to bobandtom.com and you can listen to this. I'll tell you a little bit about it right now.

[Kristi Lee]

Today, Veterans Day, please join the Bob and Tom show in partnering with Operation Honor Guard, who supports the veteran volunteers who perform the rifle salute, play taps and present the flag at veterans funerals all across America. Here's Sergeant Edwin Boogie Cook of Champaign, Illinois.

[Edwin Cook]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Edwin Cook]

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[Kristi Lee]

To mark Veterans Day. Pork chops. The Funeral Service Foundation, Cat Sepper and Miller accounting and attorney Dwayne Isaacs are all matching your gift to Operation Honor Guard. To donate or volunteer for Operation Honor Guard, visit Bob and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat Godwin across the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Next to Jeff Oskay. Hey, man. Chick McGee at the prize Pick sports desk. Cosby over there. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick Sharon Talk. I just learned something about the O'Reilly Auto Parts website that's pretty interesting. What if you go to o'reillyautoparts.com and in the search engine, in the search engine, if you type in 1, 2, 1 G, I just want everybody to try that. It's a really.

[Jeff Smith]

They.

[Bob Kevoian]

They. It's a pretty cool. It's pretty cool. What's there, huh? One 121G at the O'Reilly Auto Part website. Put that into the search button. Capital G. It's a fun thing. I applaud whatever employee thought, hey, this would be fun.

[Christy Lee]

What is it again?

[Bob Kevoian]

1, 1, 2, 1 G. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is on the O'Reilly website.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That is fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What did you find?

[Christy Lee]

I found a flux capacitor.

[Bob Kevoian]

1.21 gigawatts or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Great. Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they make it. Claim they make it.

[Christy Lee]

This item is not available for purchase.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's way cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

The description and everything is this is used for time travel.

[Christy Lee]

They sure have it, you're right. Made of plutonium. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just say bravo to whatever clever employee went. Hey, you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Detailed description, time travel at your own risk.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you, O'Reilly Auto Parts. Now, let's see, we've got Christy Lee right over there. I can see her. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter. May I read it, please?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

This isn't because of Veterans Day today. This is from Dan from New Jersey. He says good morning to the kings and queen of the Morning Airway. This is my first Veterans Day as an active veteran and I want to give a shout out to all the other veterans out there and even the I almost joined veterans like our own Jeff Oskay. He was not allowed to join the Air Force because you can't of your bent penis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Kept me out.

[Christy Lee]

I've listened to your show in four different countries and can't thank y' all enough for the countless hours of laughter. Keep up the great work. Work and God bless America.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, how nice. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Dan. Thank you for your service.

[Tom Griswold]

Today we're doing something special. Thanks, Christy. It's Operation Honor Guard and we're helping them raise some cash. And this is these are the ladies and gentlemen that show up at the funerals of veterans. And this organization started out real small and they're going nationwide now. So if you go to bobatom.com you can get linked right up to make some donations. We just got the ball rolling on this and we received some great letters and a bunch of great folks have put money up already. Thanks very much. And you can go to the go to our website and check this all out. Got a letter here. My brother Pete is an honor guard in Kansas. He served in the army. He's 78 years old.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

He sings all three verses of Taps at the funeral ceremonies. My husband and I are Air Force. Love your show. Thank you, DeLorean. US in beautiful South Carolina. Once again, go to bobandtom.com and just click on that link and you can see some of the great folks that have already made donations as we continue to try to help out Operation Honor Guard. Now Christy Lee is at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Before we get to Christy, once again, the boys this Saturday, Lima, Ohio, for a special comedy show. Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay and Josh Arnold. It's going to be a great night at the what arena. What's it called?

[Pat Godwin]

UNOH in Lima, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, UNOH, Lima, Ohio. And get tickets at what is it? Tommybros.com Tommybros.com okay, Christy, what you got?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we were talking a little bit about Thanksgiving before the break because we brought up pie. This is from the New York Post, where an ER doctor has the top five injuries and illnesses seen on Thanksgiving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Number five. We'll start at the bottom. Bottom. And work our way up.

[Chick McGee]

Something related to giblets.

[Christy Lee]

Nope, nope. Gastrointestinal illnesses. Yeah, yeah, that'll happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Indigestion.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Eat a little too much or you.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, don't wash the bird.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that spreads the germs around.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not supposed to wash the turkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do whatever you do.

[Christy Lee]

Do whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, when you get trichinosis, don't call me.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you've done it every year your life and you've never gotten trichinosis, I think you're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

This is your year.

[Chick McGee]

If you feel like you need to follow Tom's advice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Be my guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, fine.

[Christy Lee]

Number four, head injuries.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. That, well, like Tom suffered four or five years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Knocked him upside the head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's going to happen again this year.

[Christy Lee]

Actually had trauma from falls. Is common around the holidays, especially where weather is icy. Because, of course, it's usually sometimes snowing.

[Tom Griswold]

On Thanksgiving or falling on an knife.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Falling on a knife.

[Christy Lee]

Falling on a knife would be different. That's maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, if you hit it with your head, it might be a head injury.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it might be a. A laceration.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe someone's falling on a knife deliberately.

[Pat Godwin]

My dad fell on Thanksgiving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, this is no joke. Down my grandmother's stairs. Yeah, no, I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he sober? No, of course not. And then the booze broke his fall.

[Pat Godwin]

His head got caught under the radiator and they had to call people. I'm not even joking. All the kids had to go in the kitchen. We were crying.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know if I, I. Oh, my God. Yes, Yes, I am irritated. You're waiting till now to tell us the story.

[Pat Godwin]

It's absolutely true. Stuck under the radiator for hours until the like, er.

[Bob Kevoian]

How long?

[Pat Godwin]

Emergency people came.

[Chick McGee]

How long was he stuck? Stuck.

[Pat Godwin]

Stuck under.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, a couple hours.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like lift up.

[Pat Godwin]

People had to come in. I remember we were very young. I was. Would have been sick.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you feed them?

[Chick McGee]

Did you have to feed them at Thanksgiving dinner?

[Jeff Smith]

Radiator.

[Pat Godwin]

That'd be a funnier story. But no, it was traumatic. We were all crying.

[Chick McGee]

Dad stuck under the radiator.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He took a huge tumble down the stairs all liquored up on Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

He's lucky he's alive.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

So he was.

[Tom Griswold]

So Oscar saves the. The bent schlong story after all these years and you're just coughing this.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, when you brought that up, it came to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did they have to take the radiator out to get him out?

[Pat Godwin]

I think they did. Or they used something on his head. Like maybe butter. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Something.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe some gravy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know, that's one of those shortening. There's some old, old timey veteran in the way. I don't know why you're doing it that way. Why don't you just grease up his head?

[Pat Godwin]

My cousin Margaret would have been in her 20s and she was a nurse, so I recall her helping first get his head and the radiator thank. Thank God. Was not like hot. Was he.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he talking the whole time?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't remember. I remember him moaning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't remember much talking.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, if we're gonna do that, then we have to do this famous phone call to the Bob and Tom program. And here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Morning, Bob and Tom Show. Hello? Hi, who's this?

[Christy Lee]

This is Tammy from Cincinnati.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Tammy was at the in laws for Thanksgiving dinner. They had separated or were divorced after 26 years of marriage. So the mom was putting on the dinner by herself after prayer. Everyone's sitting there nice and quietly, so she wants to read a little poem.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody starts laughing. It makes her really mad. So she stands up and she says, you don't know the hell I've lived through the past 26 years. Your father always wanted to blank me up the blank. And I've got the hemorrhoids to prove it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh. Oh.

[Sponsor Voice]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Now can you go home?

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Even then, I was voice of reason. Now can we go home?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, once again, ER Doc, special events.

[Christy Lee]

That happen on Thanksgiving, we're up to number three, orthopedic injuries.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? A foot.

[Christy Lee]

Like backyard games or horsing around in the living room or falling down the stairs drunk.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And lead to trauma to the bones.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus.

[Christy Lee]

Joints, muscles, tendons and ligaments.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my. Bones, joints, muscles, tendons, ligaments.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my. Yeah. Number two, burns. Burns, of course, occur on Thanksgiving. Tend to be on the face, hands, forearms, and even feet due to dropped food and sauces.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you have your face. What do they call that? Where they dunk food into boiling oil. You hold it with your foot. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you fry something.

[Christy Lee]

This is the infamous deep fried turkey incident, I think too, because you know that you put the turkey in and it displaces the oil.

[Chick McGee]

Archimedes taught us that, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. And then the number one. This makes of course, the most sense from Dr. Reed Caldwell, who works in the ER. Cuts and lacerations.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I lacerated myself.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's got the big knives out.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have the electric knives? Are they sought after?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

I like my electric.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the side? I don't have one. I should. Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When I was growing up, I remember we had one.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can just use a sawzall. Any reciprocating blade will be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I always use a skill saw.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Show that. Show that bird. Show that bird. Who's boss is our. Is burning the tongue in there?

[Christy Lee]

That'd be a burn. But I don't think you go in the ER for that. They can't do anything.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I like a head.

[Chick McGee]

I put the tongue in a bandit. Black.

[Tom Griswold]

Black eyes from fist fights. Is that now the benefit of getting an intestinal disorder? If you're like heavily vomiting or diarrhea, you can go back and have more sides.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bend my mouth. How am I supposed to eat my wife?

[Tom Griswold]

Your wife's what? Okay, pudding. I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I heard sweet, sweet pudding.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so embarrassing. Christy Lee, what's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have an interesting beer story. We have nose size and penis length, and we have new words in the Cambridge dictionary database. And is that a missing flamingo in France? We'll talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's an interesting story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that sounds like a boy. He's as gay as a flamingo in France.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look what we got here.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's kind of interesting because they, due to international law, they don't think they can relocate the flamingo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll see, it's rather funny. Once again, a couple things going on. First of all, week 11, beginning in the NFL, Thursday night, your shot at winning a Steven Singer jewelers gift card. Just go to bobandtom.com contests and pick the winners. You don't have to go against the spread. Just pick the winners and you could be our winner. We always look forward to this and today's the day to log on and get that done. Also, we've got a special 4K TV courtesy of Orange Insoles. Find out about that by going to bobandtom.com contest. And we ask you to go there today to participate in Operation Honor Guard. Since it is Veterans Day, this is a program that helps with the uniforms, rifles, etc. For the serious business of the funeral, funerals for great veterans out there and the playing of Taps, et cetera, et cetera. This organization helps with that. And if you're looking for a way to do a little bit of a tribute to veterans, this is the way to go. And we've been talking to a number of people participating in this. We're going to continue to do that. Are we ready to over. Okay, well, I think we're going to talk with Nathan Peters leaders in just a second. He is part of this program, one of the folks that is supporting it. We have a number of people that are doing a matching funds donation today, which means when you make your donation, it's instantly doubled, which is really cool. And once again, the place to go is bobandtom.com we do have the rather lightweight aspects of our website, a bunch of videos and stuff. We have a terrific video yesterday, yesterday from talking with Leanne Morgan. Also Lewis Black was our guest yesterday. Lewis is always, always fun. Plus we have a Castockia Konamopoulos in his visit to Berlin with his brother who had a chance to meet the guy that saved his life by making that bone marrow transplant a great story. That's all. You can see that all on our various social media platforms right now. We are joined, I hope by Nathan Peters. Oh, there we go. I can see Nathan right there from Pork Chop. And I'll tell you what, my dogs are big fans. They'd be here to talk, but they're, they're dogs. You know, you're helping us out with Operation Honor Guard. Tell us a little bit more about your relationship with this program.

[Jeff Smith]

So at Scott Pet, you know, we value the veterans that we have. We value that, you know, the service that they, that they provided us. And you know, we think highly of the military and it's hard to be grateful for everything that they do for us, you know, every single day. But today's the one day that we need to be grateful for that and you know, take it seriously and think about what they do for at the funerals that they go to every time you know, they're there, rain or shine, no matter what, you know, the Operation Honor Guard and I think that means a lot to those families.

[Tom Griswold]

And the idea of Operation Honor Guard is to help outfit the veterans, the men and women who are participating in the ceremonies with the flag and the bugle, etc. Etc. And this was started as a small, small organization In Danville, Illinois. And it's really taken off and we're trying to help launch it on a national basis. Which is, which is actually already happening. And we do have a link if you go to bobandtom.com now on a much lighter note, you are the pork chomps guy. How many dogs do you have?

[Nathan Peters]

Just one.

[Tom Griswold]

Just one. What kind?

[Jeff Smith]

Well, he's kind of unique. So he's a cross between an Australian dingo and a border guy. His name's Dundee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

We actually, funny enough, believe it or not, we have dingoes in the news. Did you see this? It was in the news yesterday that one of them. Do the story real quick.

[Christy Lee]

Queensland, Australia will consider allowing people to keep dingoes as pets. According to the Australian Broadcast Corporation, a new plan would reclassify the wild dogs as cats, tennis familiaris or domestic dogs. So under the state's current biosecurity regulations, dingoes cannot be distributed, sold into the environment, moved, fed or kept. Detractors argue that dingoes are not dogs and reclassifying them would have negative ecological, cultural and animal welfare consequences.

[Tom Griswold]

But you have a dingo cross.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I have never heard of that.

[Christy Lee]

Me either.

[Jeff Smith]

Is, it's fairly unique. I'll send, I'll send an email. I'll send you a picture of him. He's, he's an interesting looking creature.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume pretty soon we're gonna have a dingo doodle if nothing else. A dingo doodle is a great name for a dog. Yeah, that's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think it take away from what the dingo. From what the dingo is.

[Jeff Smith]

If you made it an oodle.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that, that's a total coincidence. I, I had no idea. Is the, is the dog, is the dog okay around kids?

[Jeff Smith]

Yeah, I have a 12 year old and 16 year old and he comes in, you know, he comes and goes in the house and. Yeah, yeah, he's, he's not, I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

He'S not a wild dog.

[Jeff Smith]

He's more like a regular dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's cool, that's cool. We're, we're talking by the way with Nathan Peters. We've kind of gotten off track here but I'll tell you that my dogs are big fans of, of pork chomps and other delights that you guys provide for dogs out there there and it's great that you guys are back in operation honor guard today and I'll just take the time to make this real easy for people. If you go To Bob and Tom.com, if you're driving right now, when you get to the shop or the office or whatever, take it to take time. Make a small donation. Every, every bit helps. And this is performing a great service for veterans, and it's a serious moment involving funerals. And it's not an easy topic to talk about, but you can do your part today on this great Veterans Day. Well, good luck with your dog, Nathan. Did I, did you say the name of the dog? Dundee. Dundee. Okay. Of course, of course. Makes sense, right? Yeah. I mean.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wouldn't name it Meryl Streep.

[Nathan Peters]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't let this dog babysit. That's all I can say. Hey, Nathan, thanks very much for your participation.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you for your wonderful products.

[Jeff Smith]

You're welcome. And I want to thank, I want to take this time to thank every military, you know, man and woman that has, you know, served in our military service and, you know, thanks for everything that they do for us.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Yes, sir. Thank you very much. Now.

[Bob Kevoian]

We appreciate you, Nathan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes, sir. Coming up, we have Christy Lee with a little more news.

[Christy Lee]

Wait, wait, wait. We can't not let Chick McGee do.

[Chick McGee]

His famous dingo stole my bubby.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Meryl Streep, Cry in the Dark.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cry in the dark.

[Chick McGee]

Was she nominated for that? Yeah, she was nominated for everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, she is very good.

[Chick McGee]

Lindy Chamberlain.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I thought I'd heard of everything. I have never heard of a dingo crossmith.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, usually they're crossed with an Australian cattle dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

But now in Queensland, they're saying, just have a dingo.

[Christy Lee]

Just have a dingo. Yeah, it might be a little wild and unpredictable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I don't think it's going to get along with my wolverine.

[Chick McGee]

Or my venomous duck.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thanks so much. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kristi Lee]

Got a comment? To share te text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna click on the special thing.

[Chick McGee]

To the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta move that clock.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people who don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Have the blues, but they do have, they do have the flux capacitor at O'Reilly Auto Parts. How do you find it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, go to the website o'reillyauto parts.com and put in the search bar 121G and see what comes up It's a fun thing. Yeah, it is just fun. It's not something that's available, but it's fun.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Yes. Ace Cosby. Ey, Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I can't help but notice that you're over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I want an astute observation.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have your history ready? Because it's time for our history lesson.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick Miggy. Of course. At the Prize pick sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what happened to my. I know what happened to it. I. I accidentally erased it. The pomp and circumstance there. Hoff hop. There it is. Hoffy.

[Bob Kevoian]

AC AC Put is responsible for that, not Hoffy.

[Tom Griswold]

So why don't you do the introduction? I can hear the music. Are you deaf?

[Chick McGee]

Here's today in history. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing over there?

[Chick McGee]

You never mind what I'm doing.

[Tom Griswold]

You're lucky buying a pair of shoes.

[Chick McGee]

You never mind what I'm doing, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You go right ahead. Everybody's gonna benefit. Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

1918, World War I ends. And it was. It was such a teaser.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a cliffhanger.

[Tom Griswold]

Calling it World War I. Yeah, they knew.

[Chick McGee]

Call it World War I.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Ding dong.

[Tom Griswold]

They had a sequel, you see. Okay, never mind. 1954. A Lord of the Rings, the Two Towers by J.R.R. tolkien. What is with these? What is with these? J.K. rowling. C.S. lewis. They're the biggest.

[Christy Lee]

They like their initials. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, in those cases it's guys. But a lot of female writers used to do it because they didn't necessarily.

[Chick McGee]

Girls can't ride.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

J.K. rowling, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to read stories about wizards written by a girl.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it's unfortunate, but that was the thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I never thought. Oh, this is something. That's weird. 1968, John Lennon and Yoko Ono appeared new on the COVID of the album called Two Virgins.

[Chick McGee]

Standby for Yoko's hirsute prowess.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In three, two. Very hairy and a terrible record.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet. John. He wasn't. He had to have been as hairy as anything.

[Christy Lee]

They both were very hairy. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just the worst. Bushes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And uncertainty. Circumcised.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's more. If you've never seen. It's more National Geographic than Playboy nudity, if you know what I mean.

[Christy Lee]

It's not real sexy, if that's what.

[Tom Griswold]

You'Re talking And a terrible record. No hits.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just awful.

[Chick McGee]

What, do you work for the record company? Yeah. Come on, John.

[Tom Griswold]

We need a height. A pat knows this. They remastered it, though. And in the remastered version, they shaved the fuse off.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's nice.

[Christy Lee]

And Yoko singing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They erase all of Yoko's tracks and they put some stuff on from some other great tambourine. But it's kill you. On this date in 1969, Jim Morrison arrested by the FBI for being drunk on an airplane. He was out of his time.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say it was something.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. 1954, Shake, Rattle and Roll by Bill Haley and the Comets peaks at number seven.

[Bob Kevoian]

A classic.

[Tom Griswold]

And that actually had to be cleaned up. They cleaned up the lyrics for that. They were too suggestive at the time.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Shake, Rattle and bj.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was Shake, Rattle and bj. And that was me, fellas. Come on, come on.

[Edwin Cook]

Shake.

[Chick McGee]

Rattling blowies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Originally, you didn't know it was rape.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not go, oh, great with that.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

1950.

[Chick McGee]

Of all the things you say, can we. Can we lose that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, there are words that are considered, quote, comedy killers. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That would be one.

[Pat Godwin]

The big C. If you say that.

[Edwin Cook]

Out loud.

[Chick McGee]

They catch fire as soon as it leaves your mouth. I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

1957, the great song Peggy Sue. By who? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Peggy Sue, Buddy Holly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Johnny Mathis. He'd had a great version.

[Tom Griswold]

The. In 1965, in the state the Beatles wrapped the recording of the great album Rubber Soldier Soul.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the biggest one from that biggest single?

[Pat Godwin]

Ticket to Ride, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ticket to Ride.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Great work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a title track on that album?

[Chick McGee]

Rubber Soul.

[Christy Lee]

What did Rubber Soul mean?

[Chick McGee]

Be My Rubber Soul.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a play on the shoes, so you would have a rubber sole on your shoe. But then this one, they spelled it S O, U, L. Oh, that's so.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, we spelled the Beatles B, E, A, T beat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not a good title.

[Pat Godwin]

You wouldn't have liked any of their titles if you were their manager. You would have accepted anything. You guys are going to do a white album and not even title it? Oh, he would have hated that if I did that.

[Tom Griswold]

But it worked because it was embossed and it was Happy Birthday, George Patton.

[Chick McGee]

When you put your hand in a miss of goo. That's right, that's right, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jake McGee is George Scott.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Kurt Vonnegut, the great. The great writer from Indianapolis, Indiana, Slaughterhouse 5.

[Bob Kevoian]

And many more great books just accessible Enough, huh? You know what I'm saying? Not easy reads.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think so?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I think they're challenging. And I think they were meant to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Jonathan Winters. The greatest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't act like Vatican's the easiest person to read. Oh, I got. I got every word. I never had to reread.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't he put out a comment? Comic book. That's what I was waiting for. A graphic novel. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no. Stanley Tucci. You're a big fan, right?

[Christy Lee]

Love him. I love his. Do you watch his cooking videos?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Christy Lee]

They're fun.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I have a life.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was too busy reading a book.

[Chick McGee]

I was reading a book by the fire. I'm sure you're watching cooking videos there. I've actually watch your cooking videos from dawn till dusk.

[Pat Godwin]

Taking a walk in reading a book.

[Chick McGee]

You take breaks from eating and watching more cooking videos. Hey, we're doing the show without you over here.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's like. It's great. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you marry Susan Lucci?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that'd be good.

[Pat Godwin]

Susan Luci down in the chat.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Susan Luci Tucci. That sounds like Shay. Cradle and roll.

[Chick McGee]

You do what you got.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? You've heard of this one? 1957 Elvis jailhouse rock hits. Number one.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

It is a good one.

[Christy Lee]

I love the video.

[Tom Griswold]

Beginning of the end and then a great song. That's terrible. At the same time, Donna Summer brought it back. The song, MacArthur Park. It's great, but it's terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Stinks on ice.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm with you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Hottest thing ever.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm with you, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

And. And that Donna Summer song. The last like 18 minutes. It's ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

We're both ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

How could.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. Is it. It's terrible and great at the same time.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right. No.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean the MacArthur part.

[Bob Kevoian]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't let the cake out in the rain. What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

What guy sang that song?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Richard Harris, the actor who wasn't really a singer.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of a Dumbledore of all.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a. Kind of a Talks.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Awful sing, sing thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's got a certain charm to it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Taking the rain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of like you. You have a certain charm to it that I really.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

People love hating me. It's fine.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay. I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

You just said earlier you want to be able to like you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not working. Coming up, Coming up. We have the flamingo fugitive in France.

[Christy Lee]

We do.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is about a bird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we got them Dino style. We gotta talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right now, I'll remind you we've got a special thing up and running. It's trying to raise some funds for Operation Honor Guard on this great Veterans Day. If you get a chance, visit bobandtom.com, click on the link please. At some point today, if you're driving, when you get stopped, you can get that checked out. We certainly appreciate it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kristi Lee]

This Veterans Day, join the Bob and Tom show as we support Operation Honor Guard, ensuring every veteran receives the final salute they deserve to help keep this incredible American tradition alive. Donate, join or volunteer when you click on Operation honor [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Yep. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff. Oscar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Today, Veterans Day, we're doing, doing something special in honor of Veterans Day. We're trying to highlight an operation called Operation Honor Guard. It's, it's a, the serious business of funerals for veterans and it's about getting more volunteers and getting them properly outfitted, et cetera, et cetera. You can make a donation by going to bob and tom.com and click on Operation Underguard. Read about it and see how you feel about it. If you'd like to, you can make that donation. We've got some great folks that are matching those donations today, including Pork Chops, KSM Accounting and Denton's law firm, along with the Funeral Service Foundation. So it's a serious business. If you'd like to be part of it, even a small donation would be more than welcome. We were talking to one of the guys from the organization and 90% of your donation goes directly to the veterans and the other 10% goes for software and structural issues that they have to keep the operation going. So now, on a much lighter note, we go that way, where you'll see Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A flamingo that went missing from a wildlife sanctuary in the uk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that what they sound like?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I was just sitting here thinking, what is a flamingo?

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds a flamingo. They make the sound of a discotheque in 1977. Oh, isn't that late at night?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I bet it's the Miami Vice theme.

[Christy Lee]

They hum that this flamingo is not in a disco, but believed to be living in France. According to the BBC, the flamingo named Frankie, great name. Escaped from a walled garden at paradise park earlier this month despite having her wings clipped. A little over a week later, a young flamingo was spotted on a beach in Trifles. Park director Nick Reynolds said they are pretty certain that the bird is Franklin. He said the paperwork and the complexities of bird flu regulations would make it challenging to re home Frankie in the UK and hopes she manages to find a flamingo colony in southern France.

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, are flamingo colonies big in France? I don't know. And you think this flamingo would be tagged if it were part of a.

[Tom Griswold]

But they can't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they can't bring it over the border because of bird flu or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but they said they're pretty certain that the bird is Frankie. I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch it.

[Chick McGee]

I was at the San Diego.

[Christy Lee]

It's that hard to catch a flamingo?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

World famous San Diego Zoo, but then the San Diego Wild Animal park. And we were at the Wild Animal park and a flamenco got loose in front of the tour bus that drives around the Wild Animal park and one of the trainers had to get in front of the flamingo and like start making movements like a flamingo to try to calm the bird. It was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

They got to be really.

[Kristi Lee]

They're.

[Chick McGee]

They're delicate creatures.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember what you call a group of. Of flamingos?

[Chick McGee]

Grab eyes?

[Tom Griswold]

A flamboyance of flamingos or hairdressers.

[Christy Lee]

No, I like feeding the flamingos.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they eat.

[Chick McGee]

If you're keeping track at home, that's too.

[Tom Griswold]

They eat. They're famous. They eat shrimp which makes them turn pink.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Little brine shrimp.

[Tom Griswold]

But if they live in France.

[Jeff Smith]

True.

[Chick McGee]

Are you messing with me?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

But in France, they, they turn gray from the cigarette smoke.

[Chick McGee]

So If a flamingo ate beef Wellington, they turn brown.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Is it just what they eat that they turn that color? Or is it because the brine have a certain thing in it that they turn pink?

[Pat Godwin]

I think that what you just said.

[Chick McGee]

Or if they have one of those new Taco Bell Baja blasts where they turn blue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Blue is green.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

They expect them to having a laugh, to migrate to southern France. Well, that would be neat, Niece.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that was bad.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that smell. That smelled bad.

[Tom Griswold]

There was an ewer in France.

[Christy Lee]

Baby flamingos are born gray, so they do become pink from their diet.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're called flaminglets. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. They are.

[Bob Kevoian]

They really are.

[Pat Godwin]

When they pass away, they're called flamingons. Oh, did you know that?

[Edwin Cook]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

This Frankie Flamingo, you know where he'll be visiting?

[Chick McGee]

She.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to get the facts.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I'd like to get it right. I. No, no, no. I see a joke coming. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I would like to one day, somehow. AI we can do this. We'll create an AI Tom. And you can come in here and argue with Tom. And you can go at that Tom. And he can go at you like you go to us.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be great.

[Tom Griswold]

You were saying Frankie the Flamingo. She's doing what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. You don't deserve the job joke anymore. So the. She's after Paris. She's visiting somewhere else. Frankie is going to Hollywood.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, relax.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Don't do it when you want to.

[Pat Godwin]

Is she taking her lover? Johnny?

[Bob Kevoian]

Frankie and Johnny were lovers?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they were.

[Chick McGee]

They sure were.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, lordy, how they could.

[Christy Lee]

But then Frankie moved on to Grace.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't Elvis Presley in that movie? Frankie and Johnny?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Let's bother you after all these years.

[Tom Griswold]

Who has the biggest nose in this room?

[Bob Kevoian]

Biggest. No.

[Chick McGee]

Oscar. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It might be Jeff.

[Edwin Cook]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a whole. And he didn't. Nobody looks at him and goes, man. He hasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it knows he has the normal noses in here.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the beard offsets the. He's got a giant nose.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that thing. It's only the nine of us in here. Him and his nose. Look at that. Good God.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I. I bring this up because we have a, I think, totally illegitimate news story.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists in Japan have found that no size may in fact correlate with penile length.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers tested the saying big nose, big hose by analyzing the relationship between stretched penile length on. Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. Hang on a second.

[Chick McGee]

Stretch.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow down, because this is very important. Start over.

[Chick McGee]

Don't think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Start.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't have to start over.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers tested the saying by analyzing the relationships between stretch penile length on cadavers against other measurements throughout the body, including genital organs, nose size, height, and body weight.

[Tom Griswold]

I want you to stop for a second and think about this. You're in Japan, you're a scientist, and someone has you going from cadaver to cadaver.

[Christy Lee]

Stretching penises.

[Tom Griswold]

Stretching the penises, measuring them, and then measuring the noses.

[Christy Lee]

They found that the highest correlation to stretched penile length was flaccid penile length, with the next highest correlation being nose size, meaning the bigger the nose, the larger the erect penis. This makes no sense.

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be some sort of problem with measuring a cadaver's penis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, she's just a pervert.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, who's that?

[Chick McGee]

Why would you do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's no science behind this. This guy just wanted to pull on some dead puds.

[Chick McGee]

Pull on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, listen. Pull on. Deadpod. Opened at Bonaru.

[Chick McGee]

Racehorse.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is. This story is no one likes you. Big nose means big go. I'll tell you what I've heard that Barbara Streisand is Hong. Like Lady Gaga. What's that fruit loops guy's name? Sam?

[Chick McGee]

Huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huge.

[Chick McGee]

Huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

He can smell the putty coming from a mile. Yes, he can.

[Tom Griswold]

Walter Mathau. Huge.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently, Walter Mathow has a huge nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Don't you think? I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you think of huge nose celebrities.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody says Adrian Brody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

I've been working on a waller. Matho. Felix.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I guess he does have a big nose. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think, Felix?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What do you use, Jacob?

[Chick McGee]

You lose your credit card, the whole world lights up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Close it. Or the mosquitoes get in. And they love my macaroni and cheese dish. That's from Grumpy Old Man.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

That's very good. Now it's garbage.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love D. Homer Simpson was originally based on Walter. Matt. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up. Christy, what you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have the Cambridge Dictionary adding some words. We have.

[Chick McGee]

Why do we do this story? Everybody fights with everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Unlike the last three stories.

[Chick McGee]

That's probably true.

[Christy Lee]

We have more news out of Japan. They're not stretching penises this time. They're scaring bears.

[Bob Kevoian]

More news out of Japan. That sounds like a sex move you'd make at Lollapalooza. See how easy it is asking you to try?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have you know, stop talking to my Japanese buddy, Dick Hiroshima. And he said to me, what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nick Hiroshima? Yeah, a huge mushroom tip. At least I found a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for the tag. You tagged it. The concept was there just waiting for you.

[Chick McGee]

60,000 people right now, fraction of a second.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll remind you of a couple quick things. A couple quick things. We've got some new holiday gear out [e-mail] week 11 of the NFL coming up. Go to bobandtom.com contest and you could enter to win that nice, nice e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. Plus, we have a nice 4K TV courtesy of Orange Insoles. And on a serious note, you can get hooked up with Operation Honor Guard and this Veterans Day, we're going to.

[Kristi Lee]

Tell you about it right, right now, today, Veterans Day. Please join the Bob and Tom show in partnering with Operation Honor Guard, who supports the veteran volunteers who perform the rifle salute, play taps and present the flag at veterans funerals all across America. Here's Sergeant Edwin Boogie Cook of Champaign, Illinois.

[Edwin Cook]

To see these families in their time of grief. And you can be there to just provide some level of acknowledgment to show that the family member wasn't ignored.

[Kristi Lee]

Your donation provides uniforms, rifles and resources for local honor guards just being able.

[Edwin Cook]

To get out and have some impact on these people's lives because they see that we're doing this voluntarily because that's what we feel is our duty to mark Veterans Day.

[Kristi Lee]

Pork chops. The Funeral Service Foundation, Cat Sepper in Miller Accounting, and attorney Dwayne Isaacs are all matching your gift to Operation Honor Guard. To donate or volunteer for Operation Honor Guard, visit bobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hi. And Christy Lee. Hey, there's Ace Constant. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing great. Great. Now, today is a Veterans Day, of course, and we are helping out an organization called Operation Honor Guard. And a number of folks have been taking the time to make some donations for this great program. Nice letter here from Belinda in Lexington. She did in honor of her husband who passed away in February. The honor guard, American Legion Post aide of Lexington honored him and it was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

So wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's what this is all about. It's serious business. And if you get a chance, just go to bobandtom.com and click on the link and you can be one of the supporters. And we have some great folks that are matching donations today. That would include Denton's law firm and my buddy Duane, KSM Accounting Pork chops and the Funeral Service Foundation. Find out what's going on once again by going to the website bobandtom.com now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And remember, Veterans Day is a celebration. It's very good. It doesn't have to be somber.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is important stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Christy Lee across the way. She is at the SILAC Insurance.

[Christy Lee]

And I never have important stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we'd rather not.

[Tom Griswold]

We have important Porta Potty news.

[Christy Lee]

We do. An unhoused man in Michigan claims a construction crew lifted a porta Potty while he was still inside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

According to.

[Christy Lee]

According to the suit filed by Kevin Colby, the 59 year old stopped at a construction site overseen by Fisher Contracting to use the bathroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think there's a Jack Colby out there?

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Christy Lee]

And employees reportedly yelled at Mr. Colby as he entered the Porta Potty.

[Chick McGee]

Yo, Kojak.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went to school with a Robin Munster.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, one of the hottest girls in school.

[Chick McGee]

Robin Munster?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You done?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

She had a friend, Bri.

[Tom Griswold]

We could be amazing.

[Chick McGee]

You think there's someone out there named Bri Guda?

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He then heard an engine stop. Mr. Colby apparently is a homeless man who went to the Porta Potty to use the facility.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta hand it to the guy, because he didn't just crap all over the street. At least he took the time and trouble to go to an enclosed place.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guys.

[Christy Lee]

No, he went to a construction site.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was not using the bathroom.

[Pat Godwin]

He was sleeping in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

The time between a crane lifting a porta Potty and somebody going in to use it, the crane operator would have.

[Pat Godwin]

Seen the person camped out.

[Christy Lee]

He then heard an engine start before feeling the toilet lift off the ground. As employees used a forklift to partially raise the Porta Potty and rocket back and forth forth. The motion caused Mr. Colby to be covered in human waste and chemicals, while Fisher's employees, this is the contracting firm, allegedly mocked him. He's now seeking $25,000 in danger.

[Chick McGee]

They did know he was in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they knew he was in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they just said that.

[Christy Lee]

Employees reportedly yelled at Mr. Colby as he entered the Porta Potty.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's that cheesy bastard thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Every day. You don't listen to me either.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, There. I, I, Yeah, I think Pat's right. Yeah, he, this isn't a first time.

[Jeff Smith]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

It just hit me, Christy. Might be you don't listen. I'm sorry, what did you just say? Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

I'm used to it.

[Nathan Peters]

Am I?

[Bob Kevoian]

In all fairness, yes. I wasn't listening.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, let's face it. Construction workers not known for their great conflict resolution skills.

[Christy Lee]

Man finded lawyer.

[Chick McGee]

Can I ask you a question and would you answer truthfully?

[Bob Kevoian]

What would you, what would you do.

[Chick McGee]

If you got covered in human waste?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, what do you do?

[Pat Godwin]

Suicide is enough.

[Chick McGee]

Part of me knows. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I have witnessed it.

[Chick McGee]

You, you would giggle a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I howled. I witnessed this.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you did.

[Christy Lee]

But it was to someone else.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, if it happened to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I would be very unhappy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I feel like I would freeze and that's not the, you know what I mean? Like, I would freeze and I, I'd become a nerd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like you wouldn't know what to do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Somebody would have to come over and take me somewhere. Exactly. I wouldn't be able to go anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I witnessed it. I was there.

[Christy Lee]

Go on.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a line from one's house that goes to the, to the sewers.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And where I used to live, you had to have a grind grinder which would take the.

[Bob Kevoian]

You did this to the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Noah and Mark did it. Oh, oh, not on purpose.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I don't believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

There was more than a foot of snow on the ground, and we had to find the grinder, which took a while.

[Chick McGee]

Find the grinder.

[Tom Griswold]

And this gentleman came over and he, you have to have a special giant tripod on a crank. It's like pulling a transmission out of the ground.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever noticed when the guy's foreign, he says, gentlemen, if it was just a white American guy, he would have said, a guy can.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you can always, you can always tell exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can always tell if this person. Gentleman. If there was any ethnic difference.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the thing, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'll say gentleman.

[Chick McGee]

He thinks he's being erudite.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right, right. He'll always say gentlemen. If it's somebody who is unlike him.

[Chick McGee]

I told, I called him a gentleman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

You have nailed it. He happened to be of, of Asian Indian heritage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were kind of. Mark Rather was around the corner once again. It took us an hour to find the thing because of all the snow, but he's, he's he raises it up, takes it out to go repair it and he puts in a temporary one. And of course all the lines have to be turned off. So he said, I will tell you when to turn it back on. And he shouted out not yet. And that's when Mark hit the switch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mark thought he.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he said hit the switch. Yeah, and it fired off. And the beauty of it was the contrast of the. Of the soft white snow and the. And the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a wood chipper in Fargo.

[Tom Griswold]

The Silkwood shower of, of poop.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did he. So what did this. How did this man react to being covered in human feces?

[Tom Griswold]

I think he was screaming in his native tongue.

[Christy Lee]

Did you. Did you allow him to go in your house to clean up?

[Tom Griswold]

I handed him a number of towels.

[Chick McGee]

And were you sifling.

[Pat Godwin]

They put.

[Chick McGee]

Were those towns laundered or you just threw.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, they were la. I. I let them keep them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, you throw those now? Were you stifling laughter?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I was laughing as hard as I could. Never seen anything funnier in my life.

[Chick McGee]

Never seen anything funnier. This is who you're deal. This is who we're dealing with.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing funnier than seeing someone covered in human waste.

[Christy Lee]

How do you sleep at night?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't think about that, Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Plays.

[Chick McGee]

Plays movies, a comedy song, perhaps not. No, no, Pat, you, you can't hold a candle if you got covered in human waste.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't follow that.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be baffo baby.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Mark's fault for flipping the switch.

[Bob Kevoian]

He must felt terribly.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so. Boy.

[Chick McGee]

What the guy say again?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, he said not yet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did the gentleman say?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sorry. So, so, so back to this guy. What is it in Detroit that got.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You think they just hand him a check and get him to go away?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, for $25,000.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where's he gonna cash it? What's he gonna do with it?

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't have a bank account.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he could rent an apartment.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not really how it works.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to show, have credit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I couldn't even get an apartment.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How are you not homeless?

[Pat Godwin]

I know, kidding. I've been homeless.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I've said on couches.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, let's go.

[Christy Lee]

A United Airlines flight from Virginia to Rome was forced to turn around after a passenger dropped their laptop into the cargo bay. The airline said the computer quote had fallen behind a cabin wall. Panel and through a small gap leading to the cargo hold.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know there was any.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

The pilot said he was not declaring an emergency, but chose to turn around out of an abundance of caution because the computer's lithium battery would be in the area of the Boeing 767 that was not near a fire suppression.

[Chick McGee]

So there's an opening big enough for a computer to fit in from the passenger compartment into the cargo.

[Bob Kevoian]

I sure haven't seen it. Have you, guys?

[Chick McGee]

I've never. And isn't it crazy cold in the car code?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It just seems like a weird.

[Christy Lee]

United said maintenance crews found the laptop and the flight left for Rome. After an inspection, the plane arrived about four and a half hours later.

[Chick McGee]

What a hassle, man.

[Christy Lee]

Don't give him a window seat.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks a lot, Bill Gates. Way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they give everybody a chance, as they're deplaning, to just stand there and. One at a time. Shame this guy. Hey, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't think it was his fault. I mean, if it slid off his lap and fell down, it's not his fault.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's his fault.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's also. There shouldn't be a gap.

[Christy Lee]

That large gap there.

[Chick McGee]

No. You need to be able to navigate your computer on a plane.

[Tom Griswold]

He was probably watching a hardcore porno.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it got so aroused. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That he dropped erect. It pushed the computer right off his life. Yep.

[Nathan Peters]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm with you, though.

[Chick McGee]

I understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't cold air be flowing up from.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, man. I have no idea. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, at least for once it was. They didn't have to turn it around because some drunk guy was, you know, pooping on the first class cart.

[Chick McGee]

I think Pat has a song.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I didn't have a song. Otis Redding, the. Had a song about this. You remember he wrote this about this? I dropped my laptop in the cargo bay. Oh, this plane ain't leaving today. That was the original.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, who knew?

[Bob Kevoian]

Who knew that?

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I've just received this notice. Do we have a photograph of this dog? Okay. We were. We were talking with Nathan Peters from Pork Chops earlier today and.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, that's. You can see dingo in that. By gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

He has a dog named Dundee. That's. I believe he said it's a cross between a dingo, an Australian dingo.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's one of the coolest dogs I've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

An Australian shepherd. It's got a black snake out. It looks. I can't tell how Big.

[Christy Lee]

It is probably a medium sized dog.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe. I love 45, 50 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Pointy northbound ears. Looks very serious.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's playing with a stalk of corn.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he has razor sharp teeth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I love him.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And, yeah, I had never seen a dingo cross.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's as handsome a dog as I've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

I mentioned maybe someday there'll be a dingo doodle, because we did have the news story out of Australia. Oh, there's another shot of the dog. Oh, he looks like a German shepherd from the front.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he sure does.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he looks uncontrollable. He's a big sweetie right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he on top of the table?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah, but so's the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

With his sockless shoes. And we judge people who wear shoes with no socks.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

On socks, right?

[Christy Lee]

There's socks?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there's white socks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I thought that was a skin. Doesn't it look like a flesh tone?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys are a holes. Looks like his ankles.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

There some ribbing going on.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the flesh tone of Edgar Winter.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's not. It's tan.

[Christy Lee]

No shows.

[Chick McGee]

Like those dumb plastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can see the ribbing when you zoom in.

[Christy Lee]

Do no shows not count?

[Bob Kevoian]

No shows count.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, then how do you know if a guy's not wearing no shirts?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know? You know what? I regret saying anything ever.

[Tom Griswold]

We do, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not co workers at all. You're enemies.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks. Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Nathan. That's. That's a cool looking dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought I was part of a team.

[Pat Godwin]

You finally cracked a team.

[Chick McGee]

Blatant hostility.

[Tom Griswold]

You are, Josh. And you volunteered this morning to, I believe it was, take a cucumber and put it where the sun don't shine and see if you could snap it in half.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I issued a memo to Ms. Hooker and said, we need a cucumber here tomorrow.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think I'm actually doing that? I would put.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Would that work?

[Bob Kevoian]

I would put the Q. Here's what would happen.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Would it have to be by squeezing it?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how you could do that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how you could do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Please don't do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm not doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because what would happen is I would insert it halfway in, clench my anus. And just.

[Chick McGee]

Like you, we need a palate cleanser.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, well, well, Christy Lee. Well, actually, actually, what do I got to do? I got to remind everybody that we got a bunch of stuff going on including orange insoles, a 4K TV you could win. Just go to bobandtom.com contest find us about what's going on in your feet with orange insoles. Also our pop up shop has popped up. We have a new Christmas T shirt that's pretty cool holiday T shirt. And we have a my one of my favorites, the coast to coast sweatshirt is [e-mail] in the pop up shop. And also on we have our week week 11 of the NFL coming up and you can weigh in with your pick picks. And each week we give away a $500 e gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Check out the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com and also Operation Honor guard is up and running and we have the link at bob and tom.com and we're going to be talking to a gentleman from Operation Honor Guard in a matter of moments. I'll tell you what it's all about. It's about and I believe our next guest is a member of the honor guard. And this is about the serious business of funerals for veterans in which the honor guard arrives and they have the ceremony often involves a bugler with taps and the flag of course. But this is about outfitting the honor guard and it's something we thought on Veterans Day would be worth getting the word out. This started as a small organization in Danville, Illinois and is expanding and we'd like to help out today. And we have asked you to make a small donation and all these donations are being matched by the way we have a number of folks who have stepped up in including the law firm of Denton's, the the accounting firm of KSM Pork chops. Which is why we were talking to Nathan earlier. They make great dog treats. I know my dogs are big fans as well as the funeral service foundation. And once again all this information is Posted [e-mail] We're going to switch gears and head over to Christy Lee. You got a quick story for us?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Paleontologists say mating injuries may help them identify the sex of one group of dinosaurs. Oh. Did you know that the fossils of. Is it a hadrosaur? Do you know what that is?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's shaped like a big hat.

[Christy Lee]

It's actually a duck billed by dinosaurs.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Duck billed. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And it shows evidence of healing from traumatic bone injuries on their vertebrates vertebrae past the base of the tail. They believe those injuries occur when male dinosaurs mounted the females during the mating process. Oh, and could indicate which fossils belong to the females.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. These are always.

[Christy Lee]

So as Chick says. How do they.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they seem to project a lot from small things.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, now you're on my side of the street.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. I do know that they said that T. Rex suffered from terrible temperature. Dennis elbow.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that a strange T. Rex?

[Chick McGee]

Because it was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hard to get.

[Chick McGee]

I still say his front legs go to somebody else. They missed it out. They messed the whole thing up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't, I would agree with that.

[Chick McGee]

His front legs look exactly like his back legs.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we are going to switch gears now. I, I believe we have our next guest joining us here in the Bob and Tom studios. We've been talking about the, the Honor Guard all day. And there we go. We have, we have been joined by a member of the, the Honor Guard. Sir, can you introduce yourself for me?

[Edwin Cook]

Yes, sir. Hey, how you doing? My name is Edwin Cook. I'm from Champaign, Illinois. I'm captain of the Honor Guard of VFW5520.

[Tom Griswold]

You're looking good. That's a great looking beard.

[Edwin Cook]

Ah, thank you. I'm looking for the Papa Smurf look, You know, I'm going.

[Tom Griswold]

To, yeah, well, it's, this is the serious business today. We're talking about Operation Honor Guard and you are one of the gentlemen that participates in this. And tell us a little bit about the ceremony.

[Edwin Cook]

Okay. Well, today we're going to be honoring veterans all over the world for the service. Our job's a hard one, but shows that freedom isn't free. Our, you know, our, our veterans, we paid, paid a lot. Some pay with their lives, you know. So today is the day to honor them and the families and everybody that's, you know, just wanting to live a nice peaceful life here in the States, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the ceremony itself, obviously very formal and part of the, the Operation Honor Guard is, is to get the proper uniforms and rifles, etc. Etc.

[Bob Kevoian]

Correct.

[Edwin Cook]

Correct. We, everything we do is, you know, voluntary basis. You know, we don't get compensated for it. Everybody's just using their time and effort to, to pay homage to the veterans. And it does, you know, it takes probably about fifteen hundred dollars to outfit, you know, to outfit a soldier with the proper uniforms and for us to pay for the, the gas to get back and forth to, to events and you know, we just appreciate every penny that's donated in the effort to help us further our cause.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And on this Veterans Day, it's, it's a simple thing just to Grab your smartphone and go to bob and tom.com and click on Operation Honor Guard and learn more about it. Well, Edwin, thanks so much, much for the time, the beer.

[Edwin Cook]

Thank you guys for having me and I really appreciate you guys. I wish that you guys were on the radio here, but I have to stream you guys. But I've been. I've been listening to you guys since 98, 99.

[Christy Lee]

God bless you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you missed all the good years.

[Edwin Cook]

I'm just. I'm just becoming of age, you know, so. So a lot of that stuff I didn't get a chance to experience, but. Okay, I'm catching up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we sure appreciate you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're. You're a great looking man. I love the beard. Not everybody can pull it off, but you look great with it.

[Edwin Cook]

Hey, anytime you guys want to have somebody sing karaoke, just give me a call. I got you covered.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Wait, wait. What's your karaoke song? What's your go to?

[Edwin Cook]

John Michael Montgomery Grundy county auction.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something?

[Chick McGee]

That. By the way, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Edwin. Edwin. That was last on my list. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Hey, look, look.

[Edwin Cook]

I want money singing that song in Nashville. And trust me, this, the whole crowd had this damn headlights look when I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Your visage does not shout country music.

[Edwin Cook]

Oh, man, I'm a big country music fan. Like I said, I lived in Nashville for a while, so.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Edwin, we're gonna have to say goodbye because we don't like having people on our show that have better voices than.

[Christy Lee]

We do and are funnier.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Edwin.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you for your service.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for having me.

[Tom Griswold]

Edwin Cook, honor guard member. If you liked Edwin, you can help him out because he's going to be traipsing somewhere soon to be part of a funeral for a veteran. Serious business business. If you get a chance today, I know a lot of you people driving right now, but if you get a chance later on, just go to bobandtom.com click right over to the Operation Honor Guard thing. And if you can make a donation, we've got some great people matching the donations that you make, which is really cool. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kristi Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

If you can.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Jeff Osk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Close circuit to Ch McGee. I just ordered one.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent. He's the I Ha. Stevens singer sidekicks here. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize picks sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute, what's that? The shipping has to be more than that whistles.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you buying?

[Chick McGee]

Well, his. You remember the. He has a whistle that goes. Or whatever it is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it drives you nuts, but it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you don't like it. So we gotta. We gotta have one on hand and.

[Tom Griswold]

You use that during intimate. Do you use that during intimate sexual activity?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When he completes that's your signal for.

[Pat Godwin]

The pizza shows up.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they lady that it's incredibly hot, but it's right there.

[Chick McGee]

I was looking on online to find a new one. I was going to buy him a grocer. There's a little plastic whistle and they. The Aztec death whistle. Yeah, you can get for like 25.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't believe that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what it sounds like.

[Bob Kevoian]

And some say. Do not mess around with those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, apparently it's the worst sound ever.

[Chick McGee]

It's called the Aztec death whistle and.

[Bob Kevoian]

It just sounds like a person screaming as though they're dying. Yeah, apparently it's really ear. I've heard it.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a. A. A tiny little bust of a man with a. A. A headdress.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, like an Aztec. An old Aztec. I. I wouldn't mess with him.

[Christy Lee]

Does it call? Does it. If you blow the whistle, does it kill someone?

[Chick McGee]

I have the sound here if you want to hear it.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I.

[Chick McGee]

Should we play it or should we mess with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, let's hear it. We're not. We're not playing it.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I'm not. I'm not blowing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I'm just pushing a button.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that crazy? So I could get one of those now I'm in here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How about that Sounds like.

[Chick McGee]

Would that be good?

[Christy Lee]

That is awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're ordering online, be sure to order some Vaseline with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wait, why?

[Tom Griswold]

So when I cram it up. You're right.

[Jeff Smith]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? At least he's gonna let me lube it.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's more than you can let you do for the cucumber.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking about military stuff today and this great program called Operation Honor Honor Guard. On a lighter note. Dear Bob and Tom, when I was in basic training, I would get letters from a friend with the same last name as a guy in my platoon from a neighboring town.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right?

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I got a letter, my drill sergeant would make us both do push ups because he said the letters were from his wife.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Archbold, Ohio.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I. I love unreasonable punishments.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is a poor guy.

[Chick McGee]

Archbolds up there in your neck of the wood. I think north, northeast Ohio. Okay, I never heard of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know, he would have to. Please, friend, stop writing me every time you do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, that's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, speaking of Ohio, Lima, Ohio, this Saturday, the site of an epic event.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you guys could get what? Beanie? The lima bean. The mascot for Lima Beans in Lima, Ohio. Oh, you need to come to your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beanie the mascot budget. It's not in the budget.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this beanie's beanie. A hefty fee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I assume he gets way more than I do.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great hangback.

[Tom Griswold]

The show is going to be Jeff Oscar, Josh Arnold and Pat Godwin. Saturday only. What's the name of the event? The event.

[Pat Godwin]

Unoh Center.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Unoh center in Lima, Ohio. So if you're anywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm doing it for free.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a. It's a present. Wedding present.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No reason to.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, I'm gonna talk about.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not doing it for free because I don't know this one person.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, that'll be reflected in the cost of the tickets.

[Chick McGee]

I do Tom and you go to bob and tom.com and bobandtom.com and sign up for our newsletter. They're very special treat. It's Chick McGee month. On the. On the newsletter, the email information is all about me because it's my birthday month.

[Bob Kevoian]

Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

That's great. 73 years young. The November in a couple of weeks. Oh, I will.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it come with a coupon?

[Chick McGee]

Might be some ways to save there. Just go to Bob and Tom dot com. Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

On a serious note today, please, if you get a chance, go to bobandtom.com and click on the link to the Operation Honor Guard program. It's a great thing and I know a lot of folks will be getting to work and signing up when they get there, but if you can, we'd certainly appreciate. Appreciate it. And thanks to all of our guests. Today who helped out. And also thanks to those that are matching the funds, Dwayne from Denton's, the accounting firm of KSM Pork Chomps and the Funeral Service foundation now.

[Bob Kevoian]

And of course, thank you to all of our veterans.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, thank you, Josh. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kristi Lee]

This Veterans Day, join the Bob and Tom show as we support Operation Honor Guard, ensuring every veteran receives the final salute they deserve to help keep this incredible American tradition alive. Donate, join or volunteer when you click on Operation honor [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Michael Rosenbaum and Tom Welling take you behind the scenes of one of the.

[Chick McGee]

Greatest shows of all time, their ultimate Rewatch podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the midst of season seven.

[Chick McGee]

And obviously we had a very successful television show for 10 years that was Superman based.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you had to make everyone believe that you were Clark.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta be honest, I was surprised at the end of this episode that I wasn't. I was too.

[Christy Lee]

Talkville, the Smallville Rewatch Podcast.

[Chick McGee]

Not sure I knew when I was filming it that I was not me.

[Christy Lee]

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