The BOB & TOM Show - November 12, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – November 12, 2025

Main Theme / Purpose

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show features the classic blend of comedy, light conversational chaos, hot takes on news and pop culture, listener emails, and affectionate in-studio teasing. The cast discusses everything from morning clothing routines and Thanksgiving food traditions to the latest odd world records, the "stupidest" Apple product in years, and much more. The humor strolls through nostalgia, music, and family dynamics, with tributes to veterans and an in-depth dive into how side dishes are secretly the stars of Thanksgiving.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Playful Banter & The Art of Morning Routines (01:04–10:30)

• Discussion about Tom’s meticulous morning clothing system, including folding underwear and pre-hanging jeans.
• Other cast members (Chick, Christy, Josh, Ace) push back or share their lazier, less systemized approaches.
• The conversation devolves into goofy details such as laying out underwear, wearing similar jeans, and whether any of them ever tried on their mother's or girlfriend’s underwear (“Did you ever try on your mother’s panties?” – Tom, 05:54).
• Light teasing of Tom’s storytelling, especially when referencing personal artifacts like a restaurant chair from Juliet’s in Harbor Springs, MI.

“Do you do your clothes in rotation?” – Tom, 04:04

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2. The Apple “Tube Sock” iPhone Carrier Rant (12:13, continued at 101:39)

• Tom brings up a new "fashion" iPhone carrier by Apple/Issey Miyake, which looks like a tube sock and costs up to $230.
• Ridiculed as ugly and impractical by Tom and Christy, with Josh noting it will probably be popular in Japan and Europe.
• Debate over the meaninglessness of Apple’s marketing lingo (“Inspired by the concept of a piece of cloth”).

“It is embarrassingly stupid-looking and incredibly expensive.” – Tom, 98:55

“Wearing a fashion accessory that says, I can’t think for myself. I jump off the cliff with the lemmings.” – Tom, 106:04

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3. Thanksgiving Side Dishes: The True Stars (87:37–91:26)

• Campbell’s survey reveals stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, mac and cheese, and green bean casserole as top favorites.
• Cast shares what sides appear at their own tables — mac and cheese is divisive (“50% of the nation believe mac and cheese should be a staple at every holiday table.” – Christy, 89:51).
• Christy explains her homemade green bean casserole technique, and the debate turns to generational trends.
• Many would take a plate of just sides.

“The sides are the best part.” – Tom, 88:13

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4. Music Nostalgia & Debates (41:06–47:57)

• Lingering debate on whether El DeBarge has a voice like Marvin Gaye, with Chick apologizing for any perceived musical blasphemy.
• Tom tries to thread Marvin Gaye, Bruno Mars, El DeBarge, and uptown/downtown songs into the conversation. Josh confesses indifference for Bruno Mars.

"Bruno Mars isn't good is the worst take I've ever heard you have." – Listener Nate, read by Chick, 47:28

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5. Letters from Veterans and Drill Sergeant Stories (36:15–39:14, 61:08–62:56)

• Touching emails from listeners about the importance of military honor guards.
• Josh shares favorite drill instructor stories, including one about saluting a superior mid-bathroom break.
• Dear Bob & Tom: Listener stories about nicknames, memorable insults (“dickweed”), and moments from basic training.

“Private, if you stand and salute me, I will end you.” – Drill Sergeant (as recounted by listener Adam), 37:22

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6. Northern Lights in Surprising Places (17:35–29:48)

• Powerful solar storm made auroras visible as far south as Alabama.
• Listener mail and photos on moose encounters, debates on the magic vs. mundanity of seeing the aurora at home versus abroad.
• Classic playful ribbing (“I don’t care about hearing about your friends.” – Josh, 27:21).

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7. Sports & Football Picks (15:01–16:50, 44:09–46:05, 117:03–118:07)

• Rhonda Truman of Whitewater, Wisconsin wins the week 10 pigskin pick'em contest (13 of 14 correct, 30:30), spurring ongoing jokes about women's football acumen.
• Prize picks and sports betting promo discussions (15:58, 137:39).
• NFL talk, NBA uniform nostalgia, and coaching news (64:28).

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8. Listener Emails: Food, Pets, and Weird Fridge Habits (42:41–43:51)

• Pictures of cats raiding fridges and an impromptu analysis of fridge content and organization.
• Chick admits to eating all yogurts in the shared fridge, regardless if he bought them (77:59).

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9. World Records & Oddball News (68:00–71:32)

• Maryland man (Dash Rippington) reclaims Guinness record for most animal (mouse) traps snapped on his hand.
• Ongoing jokes about pain thresholds and sexual kinks; speculation about the record-holder’s probable penchant for “pain.”

"He calls himself Dash Rippington, and he’s shoving his hand into animal traps. What happened to this guy?" – Tom, 72:00

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10. Sexy Time with Allie Breen – Relationship Advice Segment (139:01–153:28)

• Letters about inappropriate mother-in-law dreams, dating a Lego/wrestling fanatic, dating etiquette, and ex-wife drama post-divorce.
• Panel gives a mix of honest, tongue-in-cheek, and outright goofy advice.

“If I have the ick, I’m out.” – Christy, 149:02

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11. Culture, Art & Money: Bob Ross and Picasso Auctions (155:06–159:09)

• Bob Ross paintings auctioned in LA for up to $318,000 each; proceeds support PBS.
• A Picasso portrait of Dora Maar sells for nearly $37 million.
• Pat performs a Bob Ross-themed parody song (“Ba ba ba ba ba Ross…” – 157:56).

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12. Productivity, Success & Drinking: Surprising Correlation (118:51–123:29)

• Study says heavy drinking in youth correlates with later success.
• Cast agrees it may reflect social confidence or privileged networks, not a causal benefit of drinking itself.

“The real answer here is … put the phone down. Go out and learn how to talk with people. That’s gonna be the big thing.” – Josh, 120:22

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "Did you ever try on your mother's panties?" – Tom, 05:54
• "Inspired by the concept of a piece of cloth..." – Apple product description, ridiculed by Tom throughout
• "The sides are the best part [of Thanksgiving]." – Tom, 88:13
• "Private, if you stand and salute me, I will end you." – Listener Adam’s drill sergeant story, 37:22
• "She’s a lady with a beautiful name. Rhonda Truman." – Tom, 15:07
• "Wearing a fashion accessory that says, I can’t think for myself." – Tom, 106:04
• "Josh, are you secretly a gimp suit guy?" – Christy, 73:35
• “I'm kind of a Marvin Gaye being run over by a car.” – Chick, 46:52 (re: Tom’s music comparisons)
• "Ba ba ba ba ba Ross... he paints clouds and trees..." – Bob Ross parody song, 157:58

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Morning Routines & Clothing Rotation: 01:04–10:30
• Apple “Tube Sock” iPhone Carrier Rant: 12:13; revisited 101:39–107:13
• Thanksgiving Sides Survey & Debate: 87:37–91:26
• Veteran/Drill Sergeant Stories: 36:15–39:14; 61:08–62:56
• Northern Lights: 17:35–29:48
• Macaroni & Cheese News (Apple Pie flavor): 79:44–83:04
• World Record – Mousetraps on Body: 68:00–71:32
• Sexy Time Relationship Advice: 139:01–153:28
• Bob Ross & Picasso News: 155:06–159:43

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Tonality & Language

The show maintains its signature irreverent, warm, and occasionally self-deprecating humor, mixing the zany with the sincere—especially in supporting veterans and spotlighting Operation Honor Guard. The tone is frequently playful, with affectionate mockery among the hosts and candid, sometimes edgy listener letters.

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For Those Who Missed This Episode

This episode is a slice of The BOB & TOM Show at its best—swinging from pop culture rants about Apple’s “tube sock” iPhone carrier, through the all-American food musings of Thanksgiving, wild veteran anecdotes, music nostalgia battles, and oddball Guinness world records, before winding down with personal relationship questions and odd new products. It’s the usual morning show feisty camaraderie, but with heart, plenty of callbacks, and a dose of genuine affection for the audience and the troops.

No advertisements, intros, or outros were summarized.

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For more: listen to the full episode or catch up on highlights via bobandtom.com!

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

What am I gonna do? I've gotta get this box to Los Angeles by tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding? It's too big.

[Chick McGee]

Well, then overnight it by train.

[Tom Griswold]

By train? All the way across the country Overnight? Are you crazy?

[Chick McGee]

No, pal, he's not crazy. The famous Norfolk and Winston Railroad has just merged with Waypal Delivery Services. Together, our new company will revolutionize the overnight delivery business. Ask for us by name. We're.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold it. You're telling me you can get this 2,000 pound package from New York to LA overnight? By train?

[Chick McGee]

Norfolk and Way, pal. Overnight. Absolutely positive, Absolutely positively, we will get you through it. There's Norfolk and Way, pal. We are going to do it when you go by rail. No package is too large and we'll get it there overnight. Norfolk and Way, pal. That's the name. We do it by train, cross country, by rail, overnight. There's Norfolk and Way, pal.

[Christy Lee]

Here at the Bronx Zoo he actually shipped Washoe the gorilla to the San Diego Zoo overnight. We had to pry his eyes open on the west coast, but he's fine now. Absolutely, positively, absolutely, positively we will get through it.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Norfolk and Way.

[Chick McGee]

Now we're gonna turn ask yours by name, overnight by trade. Norfolk and Way, pal. Norfolk, Vir. Well, it's the brand new Bob and Tom show. That's right. I'm Chick McGee and that's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee. There's Josh Arnold. Got a little story I'm going to tell you about Tom here in a second. There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee. The last thing he says as he's leaving the room is, how much time do I have? And they tell him. He goes, well, I have enough time to make a tea, I'm sure. And he did not have enough time to make a tea.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there was another stop involved, of course.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure you had to tell somebody how they live their lives.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it involved my zipper.

[Chick McGee]

That. That huge Pork sword of yours was unruly. Is that what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

You guys do your clothes in rotation? Am I the only one?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Somebody's talking in my ear.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably me.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking at you, Winchester.

[Tom Griswold]

Me.

[Chick McGee]

I. I was enjoying it.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Sorry. Wait a minute. Oh, there we go. Sorry. My papers hit my buttons.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they? Right.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how often papers look at this stack.

[Chick McGee]

Please. A round of applause for our leader. What a spin master.

[Christy Lee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

These papers are on top of this machine.

[Chick McGee]

Say, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

We will be okay.

[Christy Lee]

You never said you were sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

A few things.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure. Now, what do you mean by doing your clothes in rotation?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't know what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a stack of more or less identical blue jeans. And we just.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

I go through them, wear them for a day, put them in the.

[Chick McGee]

Throw them away.

[Tom Griswold]

Put them in. Put them in the cycle and shoes. Same thing.

[Christy Lee]

And then you put them at the bottom of the stack.

[Tom Griswold]

Ideally. Yeah. Am I the only one?

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So then you get that on certain days you're going, like today. I'm wearing a pair of relatively new jeans. So they're not quite.

[Chick McGee]

But. But are they the same jeans that you wear every day? But they're a new pair.

[Tom Griswold]

They're all the same kind.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And the same size. All. Everything's the same.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything is the same.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Except some of them are. Some of them are not 100 cotton. I found out what the company changed. Some of them are 2%. Some class.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they stretch. They're stretch.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care for those.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Josh? Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's worse than I thought. It is far worse.

[Tom Griswold]

I prefer wearing 100 cotton.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How did you know they were 2%? Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

I noticed they were a little odd. And I looked at this tag inside and it said they're 2% xylophone or something.

[Christy Lee]

They're probably 2% lycra. Because. Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. I don't approve.

[Chick McGee]

They make pants out of old xylophone.

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

So have you gotten a pair of the Hamptons? Lionel Hamptons badass pants? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you do that at all? Nobody else does that.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I have a closet. I have shirts. I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave your shirts. You got your shirts all lined up. I've got my black, black, black, black, black.

[Christy Lee]

I do that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have them lined up. I've got a space that I know where. Where I. I start looking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Most likely Good. Good result. But then.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Long sleeves on the top and then short sleeve on the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

That's. No, that sounds. That's far too.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask you this. Are you. When you get up in the morning, is your stuff all laid out about 6am Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I. We had this discussion.

[Josh Arnold]

The panties your mother laid out for you.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? Right there on the bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever try on your mother's panties?

[Chick McGee]

Me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. No.

[Chick McGee]

She was a very tiny woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Would you have if they. If she were a little more.

[Chick McGee]

Speed things along? I'm going to say absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you're trying your mom's underwear.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've tried on girlfriend's underwear. I've never tried.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet we're not the one. Or your girlfriend's upset.

[Chick McGee]

Who would.

[Josh Arnold]

Incredibly.

[Chick McGee]

Who would hide under the bridge table when your mother would invite her bridge players over and you'd hide under there trying to keep a look at Mrs. Banister's beaver.

[Tom Griswold]

Her name, it was Mrs. Halen.

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh. Mama. Man, you know, we upset Josh when we talk. We lay our clothes out the night before. Josh doesn't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I even.

[Chick McGee]

I had. What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Getting.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you get your underwear out. You get your. You get your socks out, and you put them up on top of your dresser instead of opening the drawer in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a system, Josh. You'll find this especially irritating. In my closet, you can walk in on. I have a. One of the chairs from Juliet's restaurant in Harbor Springs, Michigan. When they. When they. When they closed it down, which was a tragedy.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone who knows what he's talking about to stop listening to our show.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone right now is going, God, I love the burgers and the fries.

[Chick McGee]

God, I love Juliettes. That one man said. Listening in Northern Ontario.

[Tom Griswold]

The Thundercloud milkshake to die for, as they say.

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought one of those when they closed the place. They sold all the furniture.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So it means it's. It's got a lot of meaning for me.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What'd you buy? This might sound cool.

[Josh Arnold]

One of those chairs.

[Tom Griswold]

A chair from jeweler. It's the same way. The same way you'd buy a stadium.

[Chick McGee]

Seat from rfk and they just tore everything down. And I know they're out there and somebody needs to hook a brother up, but no.

[Tom Griswold]

So I have my underwear and I lay those out folded thusly. So when I walk up to the chair, I pick them up and I know that they're facing forward so I can put them on.

[Josh Arnold]

I see they.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I've got my socks in back of that, my jeans I've already got out and they're hanging from a peg, ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Christy Lee]

You are insane.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I've got the. Then I've got the belt. Next on the same peg, followed by today. This. What do you call these? Sweat jackets? What are these called?

[Chick McGee]

Shirt shackets?

[Tom Griswold]

Fleece. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got this because it's silly. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's. Everything's ready to go.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, mornings, everybody's got a routine, I can respect it, but I've got.

[Tom Griswold]

To be quiet and get out quickly.

[Chick McGee]

Does your alarm wake you up every morning?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, rarely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. Yeah. Now was that the case before you started working this.

[Josh Arnold]

These hours or there were a couple of years before this job where I did not require an alarm ever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. If you weren't up by 7:30 at night, there was a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever awakened and not known if it was 9am or p.m. yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's happened to me once.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, that's happened.

[Tom Griswold]

I would. I had flown back from Europe and I was completely discombobulated and I'd slept for like 18 hours or something. Insane. And I got up and my, My brother said he was leaving and he goes, you realize it's night time now. Oh, I thought it was really nine in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

And then when you go over and you grab his penis. See you later, bro. Remember those days? No. He's up at the lake. With whom? Prance naked around our bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a lawyer. Don't want him to press charges. Anyways, I was just asking if you had a routine in the morning and I'm sure many people do. A couple quick things. A couple quick things. I'm sorry, I got, I got this.

[Christy Lee]

You were asking. But no one. Nobody offered you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, nobody. Apparently no one does. What I do. You don't rotate your shoes like you go, this pair Tuesday.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not shoes. No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now there are days that I have no blank. An idea what shoes I'm going to wear. And it's, it's just kind of a problem. I know you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're kind of shy. You don't. How many right now?

[Chick McGee]

How many pairs of. To choose from in the morning? Probably 60 pair. 70 pair. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And is there. Is it pairs or pair? How many pairs?

[Chick McGee]

I say 70 pair.

[Josh Arnold]

In that case it would be. Yeah, it would be pairs because they're multiples.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, multiples of two. But, but yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you don't say whatever you want.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to have to wake up and make any decisions like that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

No, nine times out of ten, I, oh, I'll wear those tomorrow. I set them up.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like, feel it like you'd get up in the morning and you go, I feel like I want to wear that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I get up in the morning, I feel like I've been thrown down a stairwell.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A metal one.

[Christy Lee]

You don't check the weather and see, like, oh, okay, it's going to be warmer today. I don't need to wear, by the.

[Tom Griswold]

Way, my weather checking thing on my phone. If I'll check to see what the temperature is so I know what to wear with the dogs and everything and it'll go. Missed you yesterday. Or you just broke your streak of looking at me. My weather app is.

[Christy Lee]

What weather app do you use?

[Josh Arnold]

So I'm big brother.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's called carrot or something.

[Chick McGee]

Mine is carrot. I have carrot. Did you see this morning's the carrot weather app?

[Josh Arnold]

Like vegetable or diamond?

[Chick McGee]

C A R a T Diamond. So you. Did you hear the girl? Diamonds jump on diamonds. You can turn up the filth on. On carrot. And I have it on maximum.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it'll.

[Chick McGee]

So there are sometimes I can't tell you what it says right now. It says, check local listings. 36 degrees. I tried to convince my maker to sell his old socks as iPhone carrying cases, but he wouldn't listen. So I took my idea to Apple instead.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, we got that news.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Get ready for the emperor's new clothes, kids.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you may throw something when you see this. All right, this is. This is so incredibly bogus. But I want to say real quick that we opened with a request. Active duty United States Navy. Thank you very much. John suits. John had a couple requests. I was able to squeeze in that one. Norfolk and Waypal. One of the classics from the Bob and Tom band and orchestra under the direction of Steve Ali. The great Steve. He wanted to hear that one. And he is currently active duty and of course, yesterday, Veterans Day. Oh, and thanks to everybody who participated. We are keeping Operation Honor Guard up and running with our matching funds. I think we're now at $18,000. I made my donation after I got off the air yesterday. If you had a chance, there are a lot of great veterans charities, by the way, and if you find another one, perfect. Good for you. This one involves the very serious business of funerals and having those honor guards up to Speed. It's a really good thing. Read about it. You can just go to Babatom.com click on that and you can read all about it. If you'd like to make a donation, there's still plenty of time and it's pretty simple to do it. Also, we just have so much coming up today. This is one of those days you may not want to go to work and just sit by the radio. We have so much happening. We do have the ridiculous story out of Apple. Not only is the thing. Is the thing ugly and stupid, it's also ridiculously expensive.

[Christy Lee]

We know that. I tend to follow some fashion trends in here. This is one I will be skipping.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not only stupid, it's unattractive, it's ugly.

[Christy Lee]

And it looks like a tube sock.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. What if I love it?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you're going to lie.

[Christy Lee]

In a tube sock.

[Chick McGee]

The first I heard about it was what my weather app told me. So I can't wait. What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

It is. I think it's a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that. Are we. Is this the birthday of April Fool's Day, like six months down? I don't know what's going on. It's ridiculous. We have a Bob Ross update. We have a really cool crypto update. And from the world of, I guess, high end physics, I guess you'd call it, we have a mathematical proof that the universe we're living in is not a simulation.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is kind of matrix. Matrix level physics. This is stuff that I do not have the.

[Josh Arnold]

Does anybody subscribe to simulation theory?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you do, it's been debunked.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a.

[Tom Griswold]

But I have. But I have.

[Josh Arnold]

Or, or is that just something that's been plugged into the simulation? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

See, this is where you, they, they trip you up. If I, if I were doing the simulation, I would have them prove that it's not simulated. So in the alternate universe, we're talking about Socrates and Plato here really, we're all living in.

[Chick McGee]

I'm supposed to say, I believe in alternate universes, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event. And then we have a cool dog story and we got a Bob Ross and a Picasso.

[Chick McGee]

We got more dingoes too.

[Tom Griswold]

Both for sale. Yeah. Anyway, a couple things. This is really bizarre. If you could. I wish you could see this. We have hanging behind Chick, the four of the new T shirts and sweatshirts that we have.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't that look Great.

[Christy Lee]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're not on traditional hangers.

[Chick McGee]

I've turned around five times because I thought someone was standing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a torso. It's a torso with a built in hanger.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are four lucky listeners that won our contest. Be a torso in our studio.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really creepy looking. Yes, you can grab, by the way, those teas and [e-mail] we've also got.

[Chick McGee]

Sneaking up on me, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Also we've got a great thing from orange insoles. A 4K TV you could win. And of course we have a winner in the pigskin pick em competition.

[Chick McGee]

Pay attention, Josh, for week 10.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, she's a lady.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa, whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a lady with a beautiful name. Rhonda Truman.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a great name.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a great name?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that interesting? She won the football picking big skin pick em last week.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, I know what you're trying to do. I've evolved as a man. I realized that women can pick accurately.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, football game. But you, in your misogynistic ways, you're still trying to force them on me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I don't know. I don't know who this broad asked for help. Going to get to the bottom of it tomorrow, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think Rhonda's going to. We'll talk to her tomorrow and she'll probably kick your ass. She wins a $500 gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. You can enter today before the Thursday nighter at bob and tom.com/contest. Right now, the best thing that you could do for yourself is have some fun with prize picks.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Will it be warming up yet? I know it's supposed to. This giant cold thing all over the country.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee Looks like in the 40s. Low 40s for New England.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's football weather.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, temperate. Yeah, temperate.

[Chick McGee]

Very temperate.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of weather, coming up, some details about the Northern lights.

[Christy Lee]

Man, it was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Did we post those photos yet? We have a couple that are pretty amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean it was amazing? Chris?

[Christy Lee]

Did you see it in Whitestown? Yeah, what the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. It was visible.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently as far south as Alabama.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe it.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you something, John. Are you right with your maker? Because I think that's what we're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's not what they look like. That's a sunset.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a sunset. I posted a couple pictures of some friends of mine took outside Denver. They're amazing. Now we'll move forward here and when we return, we'll be in the same place.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't care for you to chide the northern lights.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no. There might be another chance tonight too.

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm sure he Northern lights will never come in. Now, friend of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure you couldn't be distracted.

[Chick McGee]

We called the Arctic Circle. They wouldn't even answer our call.

[Tom Griswold]

And be distracted. From All Hands on Dick, the new.

[Josh Arnold]

Porno, the sequel that came out. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

All hands on Dick, too.

[Josh Arnold]

We've been waiting 12 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Was I able to say I was in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios wishing I was alone? And this remains the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

This is Kevin Harlan. This Friday, the NBA on Prime. Crew and I are back with another exciting Emirates NBA cup doubleheader. It all tips off with Bam Adebayo and the Miami Heat taking on Jalen Brunson and the New York Knicks in an east coast rivalry. Then Steph Curry and the Golden State warriors go toe to toe with Victor Wembanyama and the San Antonio Spurs. It all comes your way this Friday on Prime. And if you're not A Prime member, that's not a problem. Sign up for a free 30 day trial to get started today. The Heat, Knicks, the Warriors and Spurs. Coverage starts Friday at 6:30pm Eastern only on Prime. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a blazer? Snappy blazer. Very nice. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, everybody. Thank you very much for joining us. Christie's all dressed up today. What is a job interview?

[Christy Lee]

No, I actually, we were talking about our morning routine. I got up and I went, you know what? I don't feel like wearing workout clothes to work today. I'm gonna wear nice clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so what do you. What kind of job is it?

[Christy Lee]

I'll start looking if you keep this up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, we've all look.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's okay. The. A question arose earlier. Who has tried on their mother's underwear?

[Christy Lee]

Have you tried on your mother's underwear?

[Tom Griswold]

Not recently.

[Josh Arnold]

But you did what?

[Christy Lee]

You did, didn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I think I did, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad you admitted that, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess the fair question. Christy, did you ever try on your father's underwear?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he a boxer guy? Brief.

[Christy Lee]

No. Brief guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He was white. Tighty whities.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Lawrence. Underwear were off limit.

[Tom Griswold]

No. You didn't go in there, right?

[Chick McGee]

My dad had. They weren't speedos, but they weren't board shorts.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

But they were close, closer to Speedos and board shorts and they were flesh tone.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

When we would go to Madison Lake, London, Ohio, and, you know, jump in the lake, and my dad had the impressive hog right through those.

[Tom Griswold]

It was really, really flesh toned underwear.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. Flesh toned swim trunks. I didn't explain it.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They weren't board shorts and they weren't Speedos.

[Josh Arnold]

They had no reason to be shy.

[Chick McGee]

But. Yes. And they were closer to Speedos than board shorts. They can't explain.

[Christy Lee]

They were like a tight, very tight boxer short, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, exactly. They were like a boxer. It looked like a boxer brief.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But it was a swim club.

[Tom Griswold]

And we've had this discussion brief big.

[Christy Lee]

In the 60s earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's kind of appropriate because we got a really nice letter from a active Navy guy, John Suits. And we played that request form of Norfolk. And Waypal, he used to be stationed in that city. That's hard to say on the radio in Virginia. But he's also a huge fan of the Indiana Pacers who are having a really rough time by the way. I think they're 1 in 10 right now. But he's a big hurt people. Busy Reggie. He's a big Reggie Miller fan, I should say. We were talking about the throwback uniforms. You mentioned New England coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're not really throwbacks. They're like alternative accent monochromatic.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked the question. And have you heard about what the NBA is going to do for the All Star game this year?

[Chick McGee]

I can hardly wait.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of funny. They're going to do the foreign born players versus the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, right, right. But I've wondered with not. That's a not so subtle ignoring of Russia, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you think they'll ever do the throwback uniform night where the guys are wearing the short shorts? The Larry Bird?

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I hope so. I would love that.

[Chick McGee]

Kevin McHale always looks hilarious to me.

[Christy Lee]

Kevin McHale, those short shorts, long tube socks.

[Tom Griswold]

You see those pictures and you go wow, I forgot about that.

[Chick McGee]

They go over that in the, in the Fab 5 documentary and 30 for 30 about how they kind of. And they really did kind of sort of come up with the baggy shorts. The kids from Michigan, huh? Jalen. Jalen Rose and those guys. Where are the double X's? We need Double X. We need, we need Double X drawers. None of those tight shorts. Get some Double X drawers out here.

[Christy Lee]

I'll be darn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but anyway, this all star thing for the NBA is kind of a cool idea. And then of course ideally they'll have enough foreign born players that are all stars. I don't think they'll have too much trouble.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, you prayed that wrong. Hopefully there'll be enough American players. That'll be awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I understand the game's gonna be officiated by ice, interestingly enough.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's where you were headed. Oh, there might be some arrests during the game is what you were trying to. Okay, now once again during these meetings that we have these emails and these angries text. Hey, don't mention blah blah, blah because I want to mention it tomorrow they're paying their taxes. Taxes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're paying a lot of them.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of taxes. Hey, look what time it is. Let's check our listener emails, shall we? Brought to you by sleep number. It's the Sleep Number Black Friday sale. Recharge this season with cozy soothing comfort of my Sleep number bed save on mattress and base bundles plus free premium delivery limited time only. At sleep number or sleepnumber.com we have an invitation ladies and gentlemen, good morning Bob and Tom show. Hope all is well with you and yours. This is from Steve. You and a friend are cordially invited to join approximately a dozen guys between 50, the age of 50 and 70 on our 40th stag Alpine vacation.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

He is in Turlock, California. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Whistler's gorgeous.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And the skiing, depending on the temperature can be very good. Sometimes it'll be raining down at the bottom and snowing up at the top.

[Chick McGee]

And there's your snow report.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now I want to say thanks again to everybody. Yesterday we were helping Operation Honor Guard. We're going to leave the your ability remains to make a donation to Operation Honor Guard. It's a very important program and you can read all about it. Go to bob and tom.com click on that and see what's going on. I made a donation myself yesterday. Hope you have time and you'd like to do it. Just read about to see if it's something you're interested in. But it's an organization that helps serious situations with veterans and funerals and kind of serious business. But once again, please check the website for that. Also, Christy, can you just real quick update on the northern lights situation?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Powerful solar storm lit up skies across North America overnight. Space weather Experts say the G4 level geomagnetic storm made the northern lights visible far beyond their usual range, including Indiana, Missouri, Northern California, all the way down to Alabama. And there's a real good chance the Aurora may show up again tonight, especially in the northern U.S. now to see them you have to go to a dark open area away from city lights and look north. Give your eyes a minute to adjust. The storm may also cause minor GPS and radio disruptions, but most people will just notice spectacular sky show. If you want a live update. The NOAA Space Weather Prediction center at spaceweather.gov can help you.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to see them here.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

I. To me, the northern lights are you. There's a journey to get to them. And you see them where they're.

[Chick McGee]

I saw them in Ontario.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Canada. It was. It was crazy. It was like dark.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, I don't want to see them in my.

[Christy Lee]

But I have friends that went all the way to Iceland to see them and didn't see them. They didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like, you know, I don't care about hearing about your friends. But the.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hang on.

[Christy Lee]

That's not true journey and you don't see them.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, misspoke. No one wants to hear about your friend. I don't want to hear about your friends.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

The next. The next total solar eclipse, I guess, you know, you can fly to Ethiopia or something to see.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's Egypt, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Wherever it is, the chances are there might be some clouds.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the eclipse is a different thing.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Because it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's that last round. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Where you can see it best is always different.

[Chick McGee]

We were in totality the last time. That was bad. I was so surprised.

[Josh Arnold]

You totally get why people travel to sea.

[Tom Griswold]

You get why you can imagine a couple of centuries ago, people thought, well, the world's ending.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody feed a virgin to the dragon.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go heave that chick over a cliff. She's a. Now, if you see the. Seen the pictures of last night, they're gorgeous. Yeah, like, there we go. We got one posted here. Bright red. It looks like a sunset.

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing because that's what that is.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, wait a minute. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pollution.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that the COVID of Dire Straits Brother Brothers? Telegraph Road.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Telegraph Road. Christy had a photo too. That was. It was.

[Chick McGee]

Christy took a picture in person.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, this is my girlfriend Linda's. I didn't take it. I'm gonna ask.

[Chick McGee]

What did we just say about you and your friend?

[Tom Griswold]

We don. Care about Linda.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen Linda? She's hot. Shut up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hang on.

[Christy Lee]

Is Linda hot? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we get a picture of Linda and. And get a picture. Ditch the ditch. Ditch the sunset. Whatever the hell.

[Christy Lee]

I will ask her if I can post her picture.

[Chick McGee]

You're hot. Not hot. Meters.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. We enjoyed the northern lights. Now we want to see the southern canyon.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now that you put it that way, we won't see anything.

[Chick McGee]

You got A picture of Linda. Can we see your boobs? What are her boobs like?

[Josh Arnold]

Ask her if we get a picture of a piece of chest.

[Chick McGee]

Please be polite. Say please.

[Tom Griswold]

How did your friend word of. I think he said, may I have a piece of chest in the back seat of a vw?

[Christy Lee]

That's the best line I've ever heard in my entire life. And it didn't work for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Did not work?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

I would have said, heck, yeah. With a line like that. That is ingenious.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Speaking of, where were we? Northern lights. And you have to travel. You. You travel to see him?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Homer. Homer. Alaska. And Jeremiah checks in again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Always was a good friend of mine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I was a bullfrog there for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was what?

[Tom Griswold]

Homer? Yeah. No, Jeremiah.

[Chick McGee]

Jeremiah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Jeremiah Frog.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Sunrise ski was interrupted by moose. Drive home interrupted by moose. And of course, the Aurora amazing last night. Here you go. Pictures for your radio show. There's the latest moose. He's like. He said, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a moose or a mountain?

[Chick McGee]

He was in front of the mountain.

[Tom Griswold]

That moose is gigantic.

[Chick McGee]

He was disturbingly too large. Close to the moose. He felt like he had to get in the car pretty soon. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So two of them.

[Chick McGee]

Those things are bigger than you could ever imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Speaking of ladies and your friend, what's her name again?

[Josh Arnold]

Linda.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Linda, sorry. Rhonda is a lady. And Rhonda Truman from Whitewater, Wisconsin.

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend named Rhonda, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Our week 10 winner of the pigskin picks competition. She gets that e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. Oh, it's a nice prize. You could win that prize next week for Week 11 in the NFL. The games begin in New England on Thursday evening.

[Josh Arnold]

And how about that orange insoles?

[Tom Griswold]

Tv, you can get all this stuff. Find all the [e-mail] contest. And speaking of Stephen Singer Jewelers, Chris, do you want to help me out with this? I know that your favorite thing is that At Last bracelet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I did wear it yesterday. I didn't wear it today because I forgot, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember in the Naked Gun, he goes, oh, that's the honey of an ankle bracelet. And she goes, oh, that slipped down there again.

[Christy Lee]

How.

[Josh Arnold]

How would I do that?

[Christy Lee]

But you know, the folks at Steven Singer know a great gift when they see one. And it's the real natural diamond stud earrings. Let me tell you, everyone knows golden diamond prices are crazy right now. But guess what? Stephen Singer's locked in his diamond studs at the old prices. So Visit I hate stevensinger.com I know it's that time of year where you start thinking about Christmas and guys are going, what do I get her? What do I get her? You cannot go wrong with diamond studs. He has them available from a quarter carat all the way up to 10 carats total weight. Wow. You have the same perfect price from last year.

[Chick McGee]

Raise your head with a 10 carat diamond stud.

[Tom Griswold]

It comes with an aluminum wheelbarrow.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Each bear eye flawless and near colorless. They're beautiful. And they come with really nice safety silicon back so you never have to worry about losing them. And they're all backed by the best guarantee in the jewelry business. A full 100 day, 100%, no hassle money back guarantee plus fast and free shipping. Experience the difference at Stevensinger Jewelers, online at I hate stevensinger.com that's I hate stevensinger.Com.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and that's a great question in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

What you got? The Mavs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the Mavericks. They fired your general manager like everybody wanted him to. Brian Kelly is suing lsu. He suing? We'll see. No, that's Arkansas.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

We'll see how that turns out. And pain, pleasure. And a world record.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And we requested some letters from veterans regarding their drill sergeants and some funny things they may have said. We have some terrific.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Look forward to that. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Sorry, my nose itched. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the SILAC Insurance news desk. If your nose itches, I believe that means you'll have a visitor.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, who's gonna visit you?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure I will. My nose was not itching is what I meant to say. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's the IH Steven Singer sidekick.

[Christy Lee]

Joe.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. Could I bother you to join us on the air?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just. Just going through some. I know if I could start on a serious note, if you don't mind. Yesterday we did something in honor of Veterans Day and we're leaving it posted through Thanksgiving. By the way, if you'd like to make a donation to Operation Honor Guard. And this is all about having the honor guards at the funerals for veterans. I got this nice letter from Todd in Oshkosh, Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Todd.

[Tom Griswold]

My grandfather, WW2 Navy veteran, earned the Purple Heart at his graveside service. There was a full honor guard ceremony. The head of the honor guard wrote a Harley and had a custom holder on his motorcycle that held the ceremonial sword. The guy had to be in his mid-70s. He was a total badass. Anyways, thanks to the honor guards everywhere for their great service to that they provide. And once again, you can make a small donation if you like to go to bob and tom.com, you can just click on that. And we are halfway to our goal. And by the time you put the matching funds on there, we've made it. But no reason to stop. So if you'd like to do something, there's a lot, a lot of great charities, by the way, for veterans. This is just one of them. So obviously you can do whatever you think you'd like to do. But if you'd like to be part of this one, it's a pretty cool thing. Here's another letter. Michael Cross writes much appreciation for Operation Honor Guard. They were there for my grandfather's funeral.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

It made a great impact. And we're talking about having the proper uniforms and Rifles, et cetera, et cetera. If you've seen the photographs, you can just see how important it might be. Now, on a much lighter note, we have asked, speaking of the military, Josh, you mentioned the fact that your dad, a Vietnam combat veteran, did a little bit of work as a drill instructor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. After his time over there, he was a drill instructor. And some of my favorite stories, Greg Hahn has them. Greg Warren has them. A lot of people, anytime I meet a veteran, I try, I always ask about some of the funny things their drill sergeant said because to me, sometimes they're unreasonably authoritarian, which they should be. But it just, it's so funny that. And we. There's some great stories that have been sent in. Adam writes, he was in Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri, where my dad actually went as well. He was doing some army basic training there. We were on the rifle range and the bathroom situation was a hut with a trough in it and over the trough was plywood with holes.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, this is like World War I style. Sure, like this. He said he was alone, conducting a major transaction when an officer walked in. I was new to the military, but I remembered I was taught that you are always supposed to stand and salute an officer when they enter the room. With panic in my eyes, I began to slowly stand, pants around my ankles, and the lieutenant looked at me and yelled, private, if you stand and salute me, I will end you.

[Tom Griswold]

They should have clarified.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they should have.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he was, he was doing the right thing because I bet if he hadn't started standing, he may have been yelled at. That's also one of my favorite things is there's like no winning sometimes they.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T have an officer's hut with a. Maybe a slightly more developed.

[Josh Arnold]

Not on the rifle range.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, Good to know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And this is another unreasonable. This comes to us from Joe from Lansing. I'm an army veteran. I was in basic training in 2011 at Fort Sill, Oklahoma. One day we were at the rifle range waiting around and our drill sergeant starting, started in on one of his usual rants. He was in the middle of calling us soft and weak and said, the war is almost over. You guys are too late. Where were you 10 years ago? One kid from the platoon shouted, boy, what a brave soul. They wouldn't let me join when I was eight. Drill sergeant. His response was, B.S. you didn't try hard enough. We all laughed. Then he proceeded to make us do push ups for the next 30 minutes. It would be hard not to laugh.

[Chick McGee]

At a Lot of that stuff. Dear Bob and Tom show, this is Mark. I was watching Yesterday's show on YouTube, saw the dingo and would like to let you guys know that we have our own dingoes here in America and they are sometimes called Carolina dogs. My first dog as an adult was labeled a Carolina dog mix and I'd never heard of that breed before. So a simple Google search revealed they are the American dingo. Shortly after getting that dog, we decided to get another and found another that we thought was a true Carolina dog. They were both excellent dogs. And here's a picture of one of the Carolina. You can see the dingo. The snout.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Yeah. That one looks like it's part corgi. Those little tiny short legs. Handsome.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a. The news story yesterday was about dingoes in. Was it Queensland or something?

[Christy Lee]

Allow them to be domestic pets.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when we were talking to one of our guests yesterday, they have a. A dog here in the States that's a cross. What was it? A dingo and an Australian shepherd or something. Good looking dog, but I had never heard of that. But aren't dingoes essentially wild dogs?

[Chick McGee]

Wild dogs, man. You heard feral cat. Feral cats. Well, these are wild. These are feral dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

And what's the movie where she said.

[Chick McGee]

Cry in the wilderness.

[Tom Griswold]

Dingo. Dark.

[Chick McGee]

Cry in the dark. Crying. The somebody.

[Christy Lee]

Feral.

[Tom Griswold]

Streep in the back.

[Chick McGee]

Dingo stole my bubbly.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

There we go. She was suspected of killing her own child. Dingoes weren't involved at all.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you just ruined the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Not necessarily. I thought that was a. I didn't know that was an open and shut case. They still don't really know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Like the owl on the staircase.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Dear Bob and top show, who's on first?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Johnny.

[Chick McGee]

Who's Johnny? She said that's El DeBarge.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. Who's Johnny?

[Christy Lee]

How did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

El debarge. Great tunes.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

El Debarge.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I love. I love who's Johnny.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. That was after Short circuit, right? Number five.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

You are a closet El DeBarge fan.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the first one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, this is first.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what a great voice.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm back in the 80s.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Slow dancing.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the one I love here, ready? All this love.

[Josh Arnold]

All this Love is pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. I always thought that was James Ingram. I get those. All those singers mixed up from that.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a touch of Marvin Gaye.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, shut your touch of Michael.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, definitely Michael.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he such a Diana Ross.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? If anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

If you guys, that's how you judge someone's fine.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. If anybody out there has ever agreed with anything Tom has said, he. He made the comparison between El DeBarge and Marvin Gaye.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think that he's a soul.

[Chick McGee]

How does that feel?

[Tom Griswold]

How does that feel? I know you guys are all prejudiced.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he marry Janet Jackson?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did. They were married for a short time.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't like miss Nasty. L meaning the very good Debarge, meaning.

[Josh Arnold]

The boat, the long boat.

[Tom Griswold]

From Deland.

[Chick McGee]

This email is for Josh. Good morning, Josh. Can we have a new story from Gravy? Are there any new shenanigans? This is my kitty cat, Monty. She decided to raid the refrigerator the other day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look at that. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Monty is a boy. He's looking for hot dogs. He said they call him Monty the monster.

[Josh Arnold]

He's looking for a hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a long cat.

[Chick McGee]

Size of that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Tim's a handsome fella.

[Christy Lee]

They had a lot of condiments, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

They do, yeah. Look at that. Let's get a close up on this sloppy fridge. We got barbecue sauce. We got the. The Italian dressing.

[Tom Griswold]

Down at the bottom you got your Italian dressing.

[Chick McGee]

This is interesting. They keep their Italian dressing, their barbecue sauce and their pepto and their olives right there in the, in the door.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a bad idea.

[Tom Griswold]

They got the ketchup right behind the Italian dressing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm astonished how many of these I can recognize.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's parmesan right there.

[Josh Arnold]

And does anybody want to turn the so that their labels out?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you that guy?

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. That guy too.

[Chick McGee]

Right up until Josh loses his mind. Send us pictures of your refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's do it. We'll come right back. Not with those, but with some exciting stuff from the world of sports.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We have drinking may be the key to success. Drinking alcohol. Yeah, sometimes. Some of these studies success right here. You really wonder. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share something?

[Tom Griswold]

Send us an email.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

This episode is brought to you by Netflix from the creator of Homeland, Claire Danes and Matthew Reese star in the new Netflix series the Beast in me as ruthless rivals whose shared darkness will set them on a collision course with.

[Tom Griswold]

With fatal consequences.

[Christy Lee]

The Beast in Me is a riveting psychological cat and mouse story about guilt, justice and doubt. You will not want to miss this. The Beast in Me launches November 13, only on Netflix.

[Chick McGee]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. I have an apology for all our listeners coming up from the Bob and Tom show incorporated. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Visit Stevensinger [e-mail] to find out why. He's the most trusted jeweler in America. But check this out. He's also the most hated by other jewelers. That is. That's I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize picks sports desk. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Couple quick things. Speaking of sports, congratulations. Rhonda Truman. She's laid out from Whitewater, Wisconsin. She was our winner for week 10 of the Pigskin pick. She'll be picking against Chick tomorrow. She's got that e gift card from Steven Singer jewelers.

[Chick McGee]

Bring it, woman.

[Tom Griswold]

You can. You can be our week 11 winner. You got to get your picks in. Go to bobandtom.com contest. Get him in before the Thursday nighter starts in New England. Also while you're there, check out the orange insoles 4K TV that you could win.

[Josh Arnold]

4K.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

4K. 4K.

[Josh Arnold]

Not parquet.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. They showed. Somebody should do that. Not high def. 4k. It sounds dirty because 4k is a tick better. But you can't tell. Well, I can tell, but of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Where was I? Oh, we have more letters to get to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have an apology from the Bob and Tom show. Any similarities drawn between the amazing once in a lifetime vocalist Marvin Gaye.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the best.

[Chick McGee]

And Elle Debarge.

[Tom Griswold]

That's song I we.

[Chick McGee]

Please. We apologize on behalf of clear thinking Americans everywhere. This has been Chick Magis kind of a Marvin Gay being run over by a car.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe you don't like that song.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, a top show. Josh arnold up paren. Mr. Arnold, thank you. You say a lot of wacky and outrageous things for reaction.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

I get that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But what. What are you on, good sir? Yes, Bruno Mars is the modern day version of Michael Jackson. I think this was meant as a. As a praise for.

[Tom Griswold]

For.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. We were talking about Bruno Mars. The guy's super talented I enjoy his music as well. Josh. Not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

No, he is a musical genius. Bruno Mars isn't good is the worst take I've ever heard you have. That's Nate from Green Bay. Thank you, Nate. I appreciate that.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder. Nate has to know how this works.

[Chick McGee]

Of course he does.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I have to triple down now. You know what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Because he says in his calling you out, he said you say a lot of whacking around, rageous things. Things for reaction.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. I get that.

[Tom Griswold]

But you genuinely. You genuinely don't like his music.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I am. If anything, I'm completely indifferent. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Bruno Mars song. You don't jump up and dance.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Would you rather hear Uptown Funk or Downtown by Petula Clark?

[Josh Arnold]

I would rather hear Downtown by Petula Clark.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd rather hear Some Girl by Billy Joel. I'd rather hear. I'd rather hear Life in a Northern Town.

[Tom Griswold]

Life.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. So how about.

[Chick McGee]

What about My Little Town by Simon and Garfarkle? It was almost a lot worse than that.

[Tom Griswold]

That could have been really bad.

[Chick McGee]

Thank me for saying Fargo. Here's Life in a northern Town.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're chanting. Yeah. It's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark, but that's not it.

[Tom Griswold]

The Clyde sisters.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Dream Academy.

[Chick McGee]

Selma Garfarkel is their lead.

[Christy Lee]

The Dream Academy.

[Chick McGee]

Dream Academy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's a very nice. Very nice song.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. I just remember Bruno Mars absolutely drove me crazy with that slow song where he keeps saying, like, I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll throw a grenade at you or something.

[Josh Arnold]

And he just keeps at. Yeah. And he just really hits. Yeah. And I'm like, what a.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I tell you, this choice. Bruno Mars is closer to Marvin gaye than El DeBarge. I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I just enjoyed.

[Chick McGee]

You just enjoyed one song? Well, you know, I. I will agree that I. This has more hooks than the T tackled off. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice horn section.

[Josh Arnold]

It has its place, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's that note.

[Josh Arnold]

Hardly.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're. And you're. Right. Little Michael Jackson in there. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a Quincy Jones up?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure it is. Yeah. He was in that.

[Christy Lee]

Jana was married to James DeBarge, not El DeBarge. I thought. I thought El Debarge was the band. I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is his daughter called La DeBarge?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. You would. You would go.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know much about.

[Christy Lee]

Elle has.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that French?

[Christy Lee]

He has 12 kids who.

[Chick McGee]

El Debarge.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

I guess he knows what goes where. Sounds like Mom's a goer. She go, what's that like?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

No one to you. And El debarge, our kindred spirit.

[Tom Griswold]

You like him so much.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Longtime listener parens since Tom had hair. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. See, we're going back to the 70s. I'm a veteran. I truly appreciated yesterday's show. Oh, well, thank you very much, sir. This is from. I didn't know. From Lisbon, Iowa. Hey, thanks, Mike. Oh, by the way, P.S. christie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If things go south with Andy, I'm here for you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank you. Feather in the corner.

[Tom Griswold]

You got one there.

[Chick McGee]

According to international law, I think that's an engagement right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, yesterday we. We're trying to help out Operation Honor Guard, a great program. Just go to bob and tom.com, click on that link and if you'd like to make a donation, that'd be great. We're. I think with our matching funds we have hit our goal or we're right. Right close to it. We're going to keep that open till Thanksgiving.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Read about the program. See what it does right. We have a lot of letters from ladies and gents who have appreciated the Honor Guard at various ceremonies. At ceremonies rather throughout the. Throughout the country. So once again, that's at bob and tom.com on a serious note. Now to get back to the frivolity.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to give Josh what he's been asking for. Bruno.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, this just does nothing. I. I feel just absolute zero. It's so effective. There's nothing natural in this at all.

[Chick McGee]

He's just a tiny little guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to kick his ass, that one. I will say that is really irritating.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not one of my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think you had. Don't you have a favorite artist who is a song that you hate?

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, yeah. But there are also some that are anti hits that are just songs you can't stand. You've never had an. It's back in the record album days. Didn't you have one as soon as the one started? You'd get up and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Get up and pick up the needle and move it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tool is one of my favorite bands. And if you. It's hard to play a record from top to bottom because they have this interstitial. Just nonsense. There's one song. It's just four minutes of him reading a recipe in German or Something. It's just like, what are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Why do you think they do that?

[Josh Arnold]

They're weirdos. And, you know, I'm sure they're. If I were to ask Maynard, he would have a reason. But I.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's ever done this before.

[Chick McGee]

I know Jim Morrison did it with the Doors while his peter was out. We all know it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys like the calling somebody a dickweed?

[Chick McGee]

I don't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't deliver it by somebody else who could be.

[Chick McGee]

Done it a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't think I've ever said it, but I always kind of enjoy it. Ramon from Orlando. Is this our buddy Ramon?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Ramon.

[Tom Griswold]

He's our man.

[Josh Arnold]

He says, I did my basic training at Fort Blue. We were in formation when one of the drill sergeants started going off on another soldier. During the course of the ass chewing, he called the soldier a dickweed, to which I giggled a bit. Drill sergeant calmly moved over to me and asked me if I knew what a dickweed was. I replied, apparently that soldier over there. Drill sergeant.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is a great response.

[Josh Arnold]

He smirked and proceeded to smoke me right there with about 30 pushups.

[Christy Lee]

Now, what is a dickweed anyway?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I kind of don't know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

New York comics and dick weed on stage. As opposed like as their curse word. They're to go. Curse word.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And if you don't treat your lawn, you'll get dick weeds.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Little penis weeds.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? That hits harder.

[Tom Griswold]

It does. It sounds dirtier.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, we got penis weed. Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it weird when you clean. Sometimes you clean things up and they sound grosser.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, get out the get. They're getting big. Get out the circumciser.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have one of the new electric circumcises or are you still gas?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, my. My turkey electric knife has a circumcision setting as an attachment. You ever get a product that has like 80 attachments you're never going to use?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like I got razors and stuff. This is this nose hair clipper that I guess you can also use. What are you using to carve small totem poles? I don't know. It's got like four different fittings. I don't need these, but I save them. I put them in a baggie and they. They'll be in my drawer when I die.

[Christy Lee]

And then you'll look at it and go, what is this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, what is this for? Let's go to my toothbrush or Is this for the water pick or the. The ash chewer?

[Chick McGee]

Guess what. Guess what, Josh. It's more Bruno.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

This sounds okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is kind of real.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this is a bad. This is my favorite. Bruno.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll check this one out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you'll like it.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the name of that gorilla? Okay, thank you. I will give that a listen.

[Chick McGee]

See, they're making love like gorillas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. He's singing about just nothing. But I'll. I'll give this one a shot.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen two gorillas go high boy?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I have.

[Chick McGee]

It's really something.

[Christy Lee]

Do they do it gorilla style?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do they do it face.

[Chick McGee]

To face to face? Can we get. No, she's dead. Jane Goodall. Can we get somebody who would know? I mean. Yeah, you're zoo lady. Find out.

[Tom Griswold]

We can find that out.

[Christy Lee]

I'm looking it up. Well, bonobos do and some gorillas occasionally in the wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those are the ones that they've tried to convert. That's why they go missionary.

[Chick McGee]

You mean the missionaries are there?

[Tom Griswold]

They wanted to, you know, learn them.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit about who were the tribesmen peeking into the missionaries quarters, seeing that they were. Isn't that. This isn't. That's a story. How they.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's why it was supposed to be doing it the same way.

[Chick McGee]

I say, Gerald, would you have a look at this?

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that. Weren't the missionaries explaining you had to do it this way?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought.

[Chick McGee]

No, I thought that they saw them and they go, oh, well, we should, because it was doggy. Before they saw that some of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Missionaries were taking advantage of the local talents here.

[Christy Lee]

This is really romantic. Face to face is known technically as ventro ventral. Ventro ventral population.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm saying that from now on.

[Chick McGee]

May I have a piece of chest and ventro ventral.

[Josh Arnold]

May I interest you in some ventro ventral copulation?

[Tom Griswold]

Flagrant delecto.

[Chick McGee]

I get the feeling the guy who says that doesn't ever blink.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And do you know the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean it's actually a robot from Mars?

[Christy Lee]

It's just kind of interesting. The other animal animal is an octopus.

[Josh Arnold]

They do it face to face sometimes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm telling you, that's because you get a handy from an octopus. On that note, I don't know how we got here, but I apologize. It's time for us to move forward. We have a world record on the way and more stuff from the world of sports and more letters from you. You can Reach us, Bob and [e-mail] but right now, if you're in your compound, you want to have a great weekend, chill out. How do you do that?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a few more letters and congrats again to Whitewater Wisconsin's Rhonda Truman, winner of week 10 of our Pigskin pick em competition. She won that Steven Singer jewelers gift card and we're going to talk to her tomorrow. Be sure to get in on the action for week 11 in the NFL. Go to bobandtom.com contest right now and make your entries if you please. By the way, Rhonda the only one who got 13 of 14 correct. So the ladies are taking over. Fellas. You better check in. Right now we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ali Breen]

November is heating up for U.S. soccer.

[Chick McGee]

United States need to be a little more nasty, make international friendlies for the men. The rights lost ocala. That was nasty.

[Tom Griswold]

And a Black Friday friendly for the women.

[Chick McGee]

Expectations have always been here for this team. We understand that.

[Ali Breen]

Listen anywhere on the go with the.

[Chick McGee]

Westwood One sports app.

[Tom Griswold]

And for behind the scenes stories, catch the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, do we have an episode for you.

[Chick McGee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

At the ih Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Well, you know what threw me while I was trying to. Tom took this, this opportunity. I'm not making any of this out. I'm not. And I feel bad that I feel like I pick on him too much. But we're going through. Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are, we're at work with this a business. People are listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's got his scissors and his sweetener and he's working on a box and cutting.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've got my boxes, Splenda here. And I couldn't get them to come out because the flaps were full, so I just cut them off. So sorry. I wasn't, it wasn't my dream.

[Josh Arnold]

It's easier for the mice to get in now.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever thought that it might go better if you paid attention? When we were on the air, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Never really given it that much thought. I've got a lot going on over here.

[Chick McGee]

Hell, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh requested this. Josh's dad, Larry, was a great American. He was a Vietnam combat veteran, two tours. And also at one point kind of doing the drill sergeant thing, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Doing the drill sergeant thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Navy veteran here writes Chris, not a drill sergeant. We called them company commanders.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

When leaving the chow hall, we had to stop on the porch and yell, request permission to cross the quarter deck. And wait for the person monitoring to say, granted. Well, a week or so before graduation, while leaving from breakfast and feeling jaunty, I instead said, yo, can I cross the patio, Daddy O. Then Chris writes, I did push ups until lunchtime.

[Chick McGee]

Daddy O and Daddy O do rhyme.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes by the way I wrote you last week about using the term I learned on your show. I asked my wife if she wanted to handle the Black and Decker Pecker wrecker.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

She said, stop letting that stupid radio show get you in trouble. I regret nothing. Thank you, Chris.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob A. Tom show and I. I hesitate to read this letter because Tom's going to say this possibly for the rest of my life.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You'll understand when you hear that. This is from Alexander in Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Boba Tom Show. Hello, Chick. I'm sure you're aware that Commander Star defensive lineman Duran Payne is suspended for the game in Madrid. Coming up Sunday morning, he threw a punch at Almond Ross St. Brown. And let's face it, we'd all like to punch. I'm on Ross St. Brown, but that's not the point. The point is Duron Payne will not be in Spain this week. When? Oh, hang on.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

When the. When Washington plays much Miami and Alex says, I guess the plane to Spain will not have the Ron pain.

[Tom Griswold]

The planes in Spain will not have the wrong thing.

[Chick McGee]

I think he's got it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's got a couple things I wanted to mention. Let's see, Monday, Tuesday, Saturday, Saturday night, the place to be is Lima, Ohio, because Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold and Pat Goff will be on stage at a venue known as. What is it? The huac. Unoh. The Unoh. I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

University of North Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. Well, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't listening.

[Chick McGee]

You said it last week.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is.

[Chick McGee]

I apologize. I wasn't listening.

[Tom Griswold]

That's going to be a cool show coming up on Saturday night. So one. One thing to check out now. I think we probably should segue over to the sports page. What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

That's a great question. Mavericks. Dallas Mavericks have fired their general manager, Nico Harrison. Nine months after that Luka Doncic trade to the Lakers. The move came a day after Mavericks governor Patrick Dumont. You think he's Margaret's boy? Hooked in with the television Dumont Network there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, from like the 40s.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Milton Burrow was on the Dumont. He was, yeah. Look that up. Somebody before my time. Well, it's before my time, too, but I was aware things were going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Student of history.

[Chick McGee]

Dumont Television Network particularly.

[Christy Lee]

It comes right up there.

[Chick McGee]

Boom. Thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Dumont Television Network was one of the America's pioneer commercial television networks.

[Chick McGee]

You know what the benefits of a white trash education. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

CBS and NBC, they must have done.

[Tom Griswold]

Something wrong because what happened to them?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they went out of business. They were only on, let's see, seven is seven stations. They began operation August 15, 1946.

[Chick McGee]

I was there. Flip the switch.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody had a TV.

[Chick McGee]

The game saw fans chanting fire Nico. That since the February trade that brought Anthony Davis from the Lakers to Dallas Mavericks appointed Michael Finley and Matt Riccardi as co inter and general managers to oversee basketball operation.

[Tom Griswold]

He's lucky he just got fired. I mean, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

November, Dallas. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They have other ways of.

[Tom Griswold]

They could have. They could have driven him through Dealey Plaza and he probably deserved it.

[Christy Lee]

Ten years they were on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

That's considered to be one of the worst trades in the history of all sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't care about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you.

[Chick McGee]

Would you agree? I mean, I would not agree, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be more. Worse ones.

[Tom Griswold]

There's got to be worse than that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, they'll be able to. They'll be able to rig the draft again so that they get another.

[Chick McGee]

That's not true. Where did you hear that they rigged the NBA draft?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. They stopped doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Brian Kelly is suing lsu, arguing that the university is declining to acknowledge that the fired Coach is owed $54 million in his buyout after being fired.

[Tom Griswold]

Fired.

[Chick McGee]

The lawsuit filed in civil district court in Baton Rouge, which means red panties.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that.

[Chick McGee]

It alleges that lsu. It's a rat stick. What is a red stick?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Baton Rouge.

[Josh Arnold]

A calling Baton Rouge what's right?

[Chick McGee]

Bokeh Baton isn't a rat.

[Tom Griswold]

Rat mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Rat mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Baton Rouge, I assume means red stick.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I just said. And you looked at me like I said red dick.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he did. At all.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. I take it back.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, sometimes we hear what we want to hear.

[Chick McGee]

You and I can meet up after that.

[Tom Griswold]

After you.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Skelton.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you have three dogs.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't think. I didn't think. I didn't think you cared. But LSU representatives told Kelly's attorneys that the coach was never formally terminated. They. After LSU is 4925 lost to number three Texas A and M because then athletic director Scott Woodward didn't have the authority to fire him. Woodward resigned under pressure four days after Kelly's firing. The lawsuit says LSU representative told Kelly's lawyers for the first time on Monday.

[Christy Lee]

Or blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I can't stand it. Get back to the red dick stuff. That's funny. Are they gonna pay this a hole or not?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Nope. I'll have Tom's hand up my butt, and I will. Hi, I am Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish you were a little tighter.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a world record. There you go. A Maryland man has reclaimed the Guinness World Record for the most animal traps released on a human body in one minute. Here, let me tell you what all this is about. Let me tell you what's going on here.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they're little, tiny.

[Chick McGee]

Here's what's going on. Does anybody understand it?

[Tom Griswold]

They're little tiny mouse traps.

[Christy Lee]

Traps.

[Tom Griswold]

Do this with a couple of bear traps and we'll talk.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, so they're mousetraps?

[Christy Lee]

Are they animals?

[Josh Arnold]

Why didn't you just write that?

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't you write.

[Josh Arnold]

Because.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Because.

[Chick McGee]

Because he's a dick.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from the text of the Guinness World. Do we have a video of this clown? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, these are weird traps.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa. They look painful.

[Josh Arnold]

They look hard.

[Chick McGee]

Those are not.

[Tom Griswold]

So the traps are laid out on a table, and he keeps shoving his fist into them, and they close and then he. He takes them off. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Christy Lee]

How many did he do?

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Let me.

[Tom Griswold]

91.

[Josh Arnold]

This is Manlier than what David Rush did yesterday with the cucumber.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. You're gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Way Manlier.

[Chick McGee]

You're going to find out everything you need to know about this guy in this sentence.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

Casey Severin, a trained performance artist who goes by the stage name Dash Rippington.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, see, no. Don't you hate him already?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't know. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta put his fist into 91 metal traps to achieve the record. Mr. Severn took back the title from fellow self trapping enthusiast Sweet Pepper Clopec of Canada.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm old man.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good. That is the guy's name.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet. Sweet Pepper Clip.

[Christy Lee]

What's his hand look like after 91 traps have snapped it?

[Chick McGee]

85 traps were the. That was the old record. Mr. I'm sorry. Dash Rippington also holds the record for the most mouse traps released on the tongue in one minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, Pat. You.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you have the audio of Mr. Ripping being. Or whatever the hell his name is, being interviewed after the tongue incident?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah. Well, I don't think that kind of language is necessary.

[Chick McGee]

What color? It was 63 mousetraps on his tongue in one minute.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the odds this guy has one of those penis Spears. What are those called?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

A penis.

[Chick McGee]

Penis. Hang on a second, hang on, hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Prince Albert. Yeah. You know a guy like this.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, you got. You got penis on the brain this morning. What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

He's got.

[Chick McGee]

Talk to me.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got the shaved head, the weird beard. He calls himself Dash Rippington, and he's shoving his hand into animal traps. What happened to this guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Some people have a stronger pain threshold, or they even like it. That's a wild thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you wish you kind of liked pain?

[Chick McGee]

No. I don't know how you make that jump, you know? Well, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't there a disease where you don't feel pain at all?

[Chick McGee]

Stiletto heels, stomping on testicles.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the one where the guy, they put a lighter under his hand and nothing happens.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Smelling burning flesh. Okay. Yeah. Anyways, Dash Rippington has his record back. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, I'm so glad to know that I like Dash.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I would pretty much guarantee at some point in this guy's life, one of those mousetraps has deliberately gone off in his private area.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, to see. Now, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Now he says private area.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you experiment, don't you? If you're. If you're that kind of guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If that's what you're into. And.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, turns out I didn't care for that.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't circumcised until I did that. Well, is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

One more thing for Josh. It's a killer. You'll be banging on my chest.

[Tom Griswold]

Bab.

[Chick McGee]

Gorilla.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's nice right there. I. I will give this one a shot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You like Bruno Mars? Does he sound like Marvin Gay?

[Josh Arnold]

Got kind of a seal, mild Lenny Kravitz feel to it.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give that a listen.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good analysis. Cls.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's an analysis.

[Tom Griswold]

You give it the. Unlike the seal test.

[Chick McGee]

El Debar. Sounds like Marvin Gaye. That's probably not a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

That had a bit of a Marvin Gaye feel. I was just trying to.

[Josh Arnold]

Dom, you're a. A shoe shine enthusiast.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I am.

[Josh Arnold]

When you go to airports, you often get that done.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that's uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

How many times, let's say, out of 10 airport trips, how often are you able to get that done?

[Tom Griswold]

It just depends. There's the one here.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Last time I was there, the guy wasn't around. But.

[Christy Lee]

But do you always wear leather shoes on a plane?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing. Sometimes. Especially in the days I I. When you have to take your shoes off. Taking off, like the shoes I'm wearing right now. It requires a tool and a lot of a tool.

[Christy Lee]

A tool.

[Chick McGee]

Hold it. Time out.

[Josh Arnold]

This is my fault.

[Chick McGee]

Did everybody else think one of us say that today?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever play hockey, Josh, and you had. Where? Skates?

[Josh Arnold]

Street hockey? Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you put the skates on, you have that thing that. It's like a key.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. It's a key. Well, you pull the laces and pull. Right. It's got a little hook. Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but.

[Josh Arnold]

But you use that for your boots.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Those boots don't have a zipper on the side.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you want them tighter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. You just get them tight, and then you use the zipper, and you don't have to mess with them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it doesn't work.

[Josh Arnold]

He likes. He likes the leathering tight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Learning a lot today. So when you take them off, do you unzip them and untie them? Them?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think? What are the odds that Tom secretly has a gimp suit and he just loves being.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't you love that in it?

[Chick McGee]

At this point?

[Tom Griswold]

I am so claustrophobic. When I see that. When I see that scene in. What is that? Fiction. Bulk fiction. Yeah. That always freaks me out.

[Chick McGee]

Gimp's asleep. Well, wake him up.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, a couple things in that scene freak me.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot going on. Why do you ask me about the shoe?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Major Edward Cox has written in. He says he retired after. Yeah, Major Cox is. That's Major.

[Chick McGee]

Major. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You make your way to major just to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just so you can be in the shower.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, go ahead. Make fun of my name.

[Josh Arnold]

He's distinguished. 21 years of service, and he retired in 2010. I had the honor of meeting Josh. No, I had the honor of meeting you, sir. We swapped stories. He said he was in basic training at Fort Bliss in Texas. One day, a soldier that the drill sergeants called Private Pyle. I imagine after Full Metal Jacket became commonplace, he had polished his boots. This is when we wore the black leather boots. And somehow Pyle got something in his polish and the boots looked gray. The drill sergeants made him take off his boots and hold them over his head and run circles around the formation, yelling, where are you, Mr. Kiwi. Kiwi, of course, being the brand of shoe polish. Are you a loyal Kiwi fan? Are you? Do you care what it is?

[Chick McGee]

I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

You have a shoeshine kid at home.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a minor League one.

[Josh Arnold]

Shinola or Kiwi or.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Shinola is now a watch brand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they don't still make the Shoe Palace.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know that I have the kiwi stuff.

[Christy Lee]

You have the little wooden box that you put your foot on and I got.

[Tom Griswold]

I had one of those when I was a kid. I love that. Had the different brushes, the buffing brush and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you guys like having a nice pair of polished shoes? What's wrong with you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't. I want nothing to do with like dress shoes or anything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't have any shoes. Like.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, you have no dress shoes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so. Anything that can even pass off passes.

[Christy Lee]

What do you wear with a suit?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think. I can't. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I have to dust my dress shoes every time I put them.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely. Yeah, that's about it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But you. You must have a pair that you can wear to my funeral.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. No, no. Those are my dancing shoes. You wanted me to say that.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought I give you a little.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a survey about everybody's favorite side dishes for Thanksgiving. Ah, I'm a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

And Jess is going to make them as we talk about whip them all.

[Tom Griswold]

And real quick, the northern lights. You may have seen them last night. All kinds of places across the usa. Josh, I know we can't tear you away from your computer. That is 247 porno. But there are people who actually go outside and they look at thing. Oh, there's the sky. Isn't that nice? I've got to go get back to all hands on Dick Part 2. Now I think I'm in the Josh can myself. We also have have a very unusual story that suggests that drinking to excess as a young person may lead to success in life.

[Josh Arnold]

This is interesting. Yeah, it must have to do with social.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly correct. It's the second time you've been right today.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, he is always shocked when I.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, two for two for eight isn't bad.

[Chick McGee]

Here you go, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Better than the Pacers right now.

[Chick McGee]

This will mellow you out. You like El Debar?

[Tom Griswold]

It's good. Don't you like those horns?

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

How can anybody sing that high? I love this nice stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty good hook, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like it. Great horn session.

[Chick McGee]

Now hears that and goes. How's he doing that?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what's happening here. We'll be back in the same place. I hope you're Back here when we are back here, which is the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show. This catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Q95. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the news desk. It's the kindest, most wonderful person I work with. It's Christy Lee. Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Thank you for the over people who work with other people. And sometimes there was a refrigerator there. Food in the refrigerator. And I. And some is stuff you get Jess. Right. Buy for everybody and stuff we bring from home. And I didn't know that Christy had brought some yogurt from home and I thought it was a. Yeah, first you.

[Christy Lee]

Thought it was banana yogurt.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's just because I'm stupid. But yeah. And I.

[Christy Lee]

But you're enjoying it, right?

[Chick McGee]

It's really good. Vanilla.

[Christy Lee]

It's good. And good for you.

[Chick McGee]

You like yogurt, Tom? You like a good yogurt?

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Nice yogurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Christy, how badly does this throw off your morning that you'd no longer have your yogurt?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You going to get osteoporosis?

[Christy Lee]

It'll.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I just wonder. It would throw me off if I, when I bring things in, if somebody else eats them, I'm what the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

But Chick eats everything in there. Like he's an only child. He doesn't consider anybody else.

[Chick McGee]

I'm right here. It's all true.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever heard the rule, if you didn't buy it, don't eat the last one? Y. Yeah, like that's, that's the rule.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

When you finish, say, the milk.

[Chick McGee]

Milk.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you put it back in even though it's empty like people in this building keep doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's insanity.

[Christy Lee]

Who does that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't know. Who's the person peeing all over the floor in the men's room?

[Christy Lee]

I know who that is. Hat's doing that. Putting the milk in there with it when it's empty.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps.

[Tom Griswold]

I got yelled at that as a kid. I get yelled at now.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's just, that's just weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have food news today.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we do. I have it right here in my hand end.

[Chick McGee]

You know, this yogurt thing is just kind of turned the show around and I. But it's really good yogurt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's really good for you, too. I'M glad you're eating it.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, 20 grams of protein.

[Christy Lee]

I'll buy a case.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Kraft Heinz has released an apple pie flavored Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that about?

[Christy Lee]

The brand gives it the ungainly name Kraft Apple pie with other natural flavor Mac and cheese.

[Chick McGee]

They call it a burst of that sounds delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

When legal has to get involved. Maybe just skip it.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called again?

[Christy Lee]

It's called the Kraft Apple Pie with other natural flavor Mac and Cheese. It's a first of its kind Mac and cheese flavor that combines its classic cheese with apple and cinnamon. Which says it's made without any artificial flavor.

[Josh Arnold]

People do this.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Christy Lee]

Do. Do this. Mom did this. Apple pie with cheese and.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's apple pie flavored Mac and cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

A. Okay. Because the way it reads. It reads like it's an apple pie.

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all. We all knew. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Craft apple pie with other natural flavor Mac and cheese sounds like an apple pie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The first were three words. Craft apple pie.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we knew.

[Christy Lee]

Is this a regional thing? I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, but there are people that put slices of cheddar or whatever. What does that taste like?

[Christy Lee]

Is that any good?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it any good?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was good.

[Tom Griswold]

We tried to get it yesterday and they didn't have it.

[Ali Breen]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always wondered if the slice of cheese on apple pie is good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I thought it was good.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

So what's next? Oreo.

[Christy Lee]

Oreo Mac and cheese.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Remember, Oreo has. Don't they have Thanksgiving dinner?

[Christy Lee]

They have a Thanksgiving selection. Remember that you can order online. That has the Oreo turkey and stuffing cranberry.

[Tom Griswold]

Ideally we'll. We went to Walmart yesterday and they didn't have it yet. So.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

You know Walmart?

[Tom Griswold]

I sent someone.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's a.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it interesting though?

[Ali Breen]

We.

[Christy Lee]

He means one of us. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He really thinks it's him.

[Christy Lee]

Amy, did you have to go? No, I didn't go.

[Chick McGee]

He's passed out in front of a Starbucks sleeping and these guys are running all over town trying to find craft apple macaroni.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's think about this for a second. He assigned somebody to go. I guarantee this person was already the swamped. But since he just found out we didn't find it is what he told.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think that person actually went and.

[Chick McGee]

I hope not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I totally get why they wouldn't. It's so Easy to wait 45 minutes and text back they didn't have it.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm going today.

[Chick McGee]

I'll look for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, we. The. Ideally, we would have had it. And I would have had Ms. Hooker make it through this morning.

[Chick McGee]

We don't have a.

[Josh Arnold]

How would she boil the water?

[Christy Lee]

We have a. We have a stove top trying to help. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, play along, Jess.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's. I'm just glad he. We would have had it today. And I could have prepared it. Jess. Exactly. Whip that up.

[Tom Griswold]

You think President Kennedy did all that stuff?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You assign it to.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. We just learned more.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. You think he compares John Kennedy to.

[Josh Arnold]

The President of the United States?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure you could pick any president. They don't do it all themselves. Of course, you didn't see Nixon parachuting into Cambodia.

[Chick McGee]

You're making the comparison between you and the leader of the free world.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to delegate.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I was really busy yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee the person that you told to go to Walmart for apple pie Mac and cheese was really busy as well. Doing. Doing your work.

[Christy Lee]

Had to be Amy, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, she was six. So I had to go to plan B. Senorita. My son, Sam. No, I didn't send Senora Sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Sam. Yeah. He absolutely didn't go anywhere and texted you later.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't find him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I trust Sam to go run and get us some macaroni and cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. On my way. It's either that or.

[Chick McGee]

Or catalog these action figures feet up.

[Josh Arnold]

On the coffee table. Yeah, texting boy sure is busy here today, dad.

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, cataloging action figures, that's. That's quite accurate.

[Chick McGee]

I know what I'm doing over here.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what's a divisive topic?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Mac and cheese at Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's in our next story.

[Christy Lee]

I got that coming up. Yes. I don't think we have time to dive into this yet, but we are going to talk about that. I absolutely have Mac and cheese at my Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Homemade though, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Homemade.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm gonna have and I don't? Yeah. I'm gonna have this vanilla yogurt that I stole from Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

That good?

[Josh Arnold]

I just realized he has been eating.

[Chick McGee]

It the whole time. Hell yeah, I have. This is great yogurt, man. Look at that stuff. It's smooth.

[Tom Griswold]

What brand is that?

[Chick McGee]

That's Oikos Pro. 20 grams of protein. That's your Greek sponsors of this mention from Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the nosa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's nosa.

[Christy Lee]

Nosa doesn't. It's not dairy, is it. Is it like.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care. It's delicious. Nosa.

[Chick McGee]

Nosa.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, I think it's. Hey, do you want these nos. No, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just worry about.

[Josh Arnold]

Jack Benny bit where he.

[Tom Griswold]

Bruno.

[Chick McGee]

Bruno Mars.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Rochester, you want both of these nuts?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry, Rochas.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Mac and cheese. That tastes like apple pie, huh? Okay. It sounds ghastly.

[Chick McGee]

Whoever knows up for.

[Tom Griswold]

So someone at craft is getting high.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and I was wrong. Your yogurt is. It's just Australian.

[Chick McGee]

So how do you get that? What do you send? Ship it from somebody, fly over.

[Josh Arnold]

They have it at the.

[Tom Griswold]

They have it at Target.

[Christy Lee]

They have it at the store. He's right.

[Josh Arnold]

According to Sam, they don't have any.

[Chick McGee]

Man, this yogurt's good. Really been a nice.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple quick things. Ms. Hooker has done a great job and right behind her are the new T shirts and sweatshirts. They're really great. Nice job and I love. They're hanging from these hangers that have built in torsos on them. It's quite funny. We'll get a picture and you can grab [e-mail] while you're there. Check out that 4K TV you can win from orange insoles. We've got the Steven Singer E gift card at stake with our NFL picks. Also Operation Honor Guard. We're going to keep that up and running through Thanksgiving. Read about it and see if it's something you're interested in in. It's a great, great program. You could be part of it by making a donation, big or small. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Bee at the prize picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick be. We're getting a lot of great emails from great Americans. A lot of veterans got this one. My drill sergeant called me red on the head like a dick on a dog because of my red hair. American military. I'm just reading this is a free country. Rela. That's one of the freedoms we have is the freedom to speak. Thank you very much, Brian. Thank you for your service, etc. By the way, once again, we're keeping Operation Honor Guard, our special thing for those ladies and gents up and running. If you go to bob and tom.com you can make a donation, big or small. It'll be very helpful. We are, with our matching funds. I think we're there. I think we're close to 30 grand now altogether with the matching funds. But you can be part of it. It's a great program. Read all about it. See if it's something you're interested in right now. Speaking of things we're interested in, we have been talking about Thanksgiving and food at Thanksgiving, and one of the things this next article talks about is the controversy of do you have Mac and cheese on your Thanksgiving plate?

[Christy Lee]

Campbell's has released the annual state of the side survey ahead of Thanksgiving. And according to the brand's 2025 report, the most popular side dishes this year are stuffing, of course, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes. In at number four, Mac and cheese, and number five, green bean casserole. 60% of people prefer eating side dishes over turkey at Thanksgiving. That's up from 55% last year.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. I think there's a lot to be said for that. The turkey is kind of the.

[Christy Lee]

Just because you don't like turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

I like turkey, but I just.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the sides are the best part.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the sides are the best part.

[Josh Arnold]

And I. I love turkey. Sides are the best part.

[Tom Griswold]

And stuffing. The only time you really get it is at Thanksgiving. Unless you have stove top.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong?

[Christy Lee]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I love this. The stuffing is Great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Nearly 50% said they would be happy with a plate full of sides and nothing else. An increase from about 40% last year.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, this survey not done by the Butterball people.

[Chick McGee]

This sound like a dating app. I'm crazy. I don't have a turkey at the I. All sides. I know, I know. That's just me, though.

[Christy Lee]

45% call Green Bean casserole the most iconic Thanksgiving side. I don't even do green beans.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't agree.

[Chick McGee]

What about stuff stuffing?

[Josh Arnold]

That must be the most iconic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. My mom used to make that and I have not made it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, do you put if. Do you do green bean cash casserole?

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you put the. On the top of it? Do you put the crisps, fried onions?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You do? I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Half, actually.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody likes it. It's a big deal because I do homemade cream of mushroom soup the night before Thanksgiving, and that's our meal. Then I add that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Secret. That's the thing. Campbell's did this green bean casserole.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course. You have to have.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So what do you put the crunchy things. You put those. Those onions that are in the can.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The Dirkies. I don't. I make my own, but I know that sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds very good.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds very good. But that's kind of maybe why I quit making it, because it just tasted. I don't know. Green bean casserole is not my favorite. 50% of the nation believes Mac and cheese should be a staple at every holiday table.

[Chick McGee]

I'm. I'm sorry. 50?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Half.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is this a new thing?

[Christy Lee]

It. It's not new.

[Josh Arnold]

Campbell's also has a cheese sauce.

[Christy Lee]

They do.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Cheese soup, don't they? It's. It's nacho cheese or cheese, whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've seen their commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

To me, Mac and cheese is too filling. It gets in the way of eating everything else.

[Christy Lee]

Mac and cheese is awesome. And we always have it at the. Do you always.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you.

[Christy Lee]

I assume you do yours baked. Yes. Yeah, that's. That, like, ups it. It makes it more Thanksgiving appropriate when you bake it. Right. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's when you get the crunch. The Pat's talking.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Is that.

[Christy Lee]

That's the best part.

[Tom Griswold]

The burnt part. Okay, I agree.

[Christy Lee]

You don't do Mac and cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I. We do it. I don't eat it.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't, but I think it's. We don't either. I think it's totally acceptable.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you rather eat the mashed potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

And the sweet potatoes and the Mac and cheese? That's Thanksgiving's for gluttons.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's a starch party.

[Chick McGee]

It's organized. Yeah. Much like the Nathan's hot dog contest. It's organized gluttony.

[Christy Lee]

I'm kind of surprised by this, because they say the Mac and cheese thing is being led by Gen Z and millennials. We have always had Mac and cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think a lot of people.

[Tom Griswold]

We never did.

[Christy Lee]

You never did. We never have. But we always had chicken and noodles. Yep. We have had turkey. Turkey and noodles. Oh, okay. We do chicken. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Chicken and noodles.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Around the horn.

[Chick McGee]

I've started to go to restaurants on Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

More people have.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Three quarters. Three quarters of respondents say family recipes always appear at Thanksgiving. Yeah. Over half said a recipe handed out through families is what makes a dish feel very special. Which is why your green bean casserole is special. Over 80% of Americans say they show love for their family and friends by preparing holiday dishes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nearly half this would be me admit having perfection anxiety. I wonder where I got that. And about 35% worry about being judged by their guests.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Third said they run a test run before the big day. Who has time for that? The test run was the year before. Yeah, that was the test run.

[Josh Arnold]

My test run is usually a YouTube video.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, there's things every time. I've made turkeys dozens of times, but I always get in anxious about it.

[Christy Lee]

I did my first few years. I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

You don't cook anything though, do you? Yeah. Why?

[Christy Lee]

You cook the turkey?

[Tom Griswold]

I always do the turkey. The mashed potatoes. Sam always brings a beautiful roast beef.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, some steaks.

[Christy Lee]

You guys always have ham steak?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No. Depends on how big our Thanksgiving is. If we have a lot of people, somebody will bring a ham.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey baked. I'd rather have a honey baked hair than a turkey. Ever had one of those? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ridiculously good.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's only turkey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, us too.

[Josh Arnold]

What's.

[Christy Lee]

What's the one Thanksgiving side that you could lose and never miss? I know what you guys are going to say, and I'm going to fight you on it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not a cranberry, so I'm going to say cranberry.

[Christy Lee]

Cranberries are the best. You have to have cranberry.

[Chick McGee]

And if I'm going to have cranberry.

[Christy Lee]

And the key is to cook them in orange juice.

[Tom Griswold]

In vodka, Right?

[Chick McGee]

No. Yes. That's beside the point. I'm. I'm. I'm. Hell, I'm trying. I'm in a program. Okay. No, it's. I want the cranberry. You can see the mark from the can.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Yeah. Aunt Fran brings that everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

You slice it with a butter knife.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's Thanksgiving. And it's Thanksgiving. Not Thanksgiving. Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the most controversial thing on your table? The shot glasses with gravy For.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. Other than the shot glasses of gravy.

[Christy Lee]

The gravy chasers.

[Josh Arnold]

It might be the banana splits. The pre meal banana splits.

[Chick McGee]

An ice cream bar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How many desserts do you have?

[Josh Arnold]

Just not my friend.

[Christy Lee]

How many? I would say I probably make six to Eight pies. How many people do you have? It depends. It changes every year. You know, it's like, yeah, so. But. But I also make a couple of pies that go other places. Gotcha. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you guys get the pie letter yesterday?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she was busy at Walmart looking for.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot. No, she went home homesick yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. So it will be. You'll be getting your annual pie letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And some of you get the cookies, but.

[Christy Lee]

Cookies are good.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys have birthdays you celebrate with Thanksgiving? We have two in our family. And so it's. It's like, hey, get these. Get. You know, we need pumpkin pie and all that. But also get there. I'm usually in charge of the pies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And also get their favorites.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, you don't do a birthday Thanksgiving cake?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. They. They prefer pies.

[Christy Lee]

Put candles in the pie.

[Josh Arnold]

I. No. Oh, yeah. They're. They're old.

[Christy Lee]

Chick. You always had a birthday around Thanksgiving.

[Chick McGee]

The. I think the only time that went like, here's a. Here's Thanksgiving dinner and here's a nice birthday cake. I was at my dad's, mom's, my grandma. And they did that when I was like nine or ten and a half. Pictures. That was once.

[Christy Lee]

That was one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My Uncle Joe's favorite side was bourbon.

[Chick McGee]

And of course, Uncle Joe was moving. Moving kind of slow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, particularly that last Vegas didn't end well, you know.

[Christy Lee]

So you don't like cranberries? Nobody here likes.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I like.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I love them on turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

It adds a little color. I don't eat them for.

[Josh Arnold]

I like them. But I. If. If I have to choose one thing to go, I guess it would be that. But I do like it.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I would get rid of and you're gonna kill me? Mashed potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't care for them.

[Christy Lee]

I get rid of sweet potatoes. Oh, I love sweet potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

An Italian thing. Have a lasagna with. With your. With your turkey. Am I dreaming that or did I see this in a movie? Maybe somebody's family has lasagna.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't go wrong with. Have that. The Mac and cheese.

[Christy Lee]

Spaghetti cake.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, spaghetti.

[Tom Griswold]

We do call it spaghetti cake on our show now. Permanently.

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, one of the worst ideas ever from the people at Apple Computers. I can't get over how stupid this is.

[Chick McGee]

But of course, we're just reporting the news. We don't have any problem at all with Anybody at Apple, any of our.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you saying that into your iPhone?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not. I'm just trying to make it clear that whatever they're doing is fine with me.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, very much. It's ugly and stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

Put him on the protected scrolls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Now is, is, is my phone going to act up today just because I was being crazy? We'll find out what I'm talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Eddie V is in Austin. That's where I have Thanksgiving dinner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Love Eddie V's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but right now we talk about if you're cooking all day on Thanksgiving, you want to be on your feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Course you want to have those orange insoles in your shoes or boots because.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it's important. That's exactly right. Tom. Boy, you're working all day on Thanksgiving. A lot of you wonderful folks out there. I was gonna say moms, but I know a lot of dads that prepare most of the stuff too. You know what, no matter what you're packing in your pants, you should be, should be filling your shoes with orange insoles and gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

When you were in elementary school. Is that how they would do instead of doing boys and girls. All right, if you're packing in your pants, you go over here.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're lacking in your pants, you go over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Right in alphabetical order.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're constantly on your feet all day, whether it be a holiday or not, treat yourself with some orange insoles. A little self care. Insert it into your shoes. Isn't that nice? A good portion of the staff here, we've got them in. That's right, they sent us insoles. We still use them. That's because orange insoles give us support from the ground up. They'll do the same for you. Find the right insole for [e-mail] a few options. Well, there's the original full length insole. Those are perfect for all you hard working all day crew people. Whether you're a construction worker, a nurse, a teacher, anybody who's on their feet boy, serving tables, cooking. And they're great for work boots as well. They give you all day support. The deep heel cup offers real support, helping align your body and arch support that holds up. Don't keep walking around with achy feet, back or knee pain. Check out the original full length insole. And for those who are a tad more active, you athletes out there, I'm looking at you. Check out the orange sport insoles. With their O foam technology, they help you power through your workout. 40% more energy return, three times the durability. They'll keep you light on your feet with less fatigue and more hustle. Go to orangeinsoles.com today because for a limited time, they're going to celebrate the release of the new Orange Sport by giving you $10 off a pair of either the full length Orange insoles or the Orange Sport insoles with this promo code, Bob and Tom. That's promo code Bob and Tom, plus free shipping. This is better than any Black Friday special they've done or will do. That's your hint. This sale isn't going to happen again, so do not wait. That's orangeinsouls.com use promo code Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Tom. Oh, thank you very much, Josh. You just got me going there. I appreciate it.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming. Coming up, we have the worst idea they've ever had at Apple. I. This has to be a joke.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm interested.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to find out what this is.

[Tom Griswold]

It is embarrassingly stupid looking and incredibly.

[Christy Lee]

Expensive and you're going to see them everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't think. I think this might be a flaw. I think this might flop. They look terrible, but we'll see.

[Chick McGee]

He's just kidding, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm not. Well, I'll tell you why I think they're doing it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker. Hi. Using a handkerchief there.

[Christy Lee]

I forgot which room I was in.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

I hate Steven Singer, sidekick. Chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We were going over side dishes for Thanksgiving and I. You were asking what my least favorite was. I'd forgotten about this one, which I just found a list of the top 10.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know there was. What does anyone have 10 side dishes?

[Tom Griswold]

The top. You don't have to have all the top 10 Mac and cheese, by the way. Way down at number eight. But I'd forgotten about this one. Jello salad?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely a no.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen that since I was a kid. My grandma made it, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

But in lieu of food, we have gelatin. It had.

[Christy Lee]

It had fruit in it, like a bananas, sometimes marshmallows.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God. God.

[Josh Arnold]

Ambrosia.

[Christy Lee]

What's the stuff that has the pretzels in it though? Waldorf salad.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what that is?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's kind of like a jello. But it also has whipped cream and pretzels. Yeah, that's actually pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard that. Ambrosia salad, but I don't know, it got to be regional.

[Christy Lee]

What's the one with marshmallows and pineapple and 5 cup salad.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

That couldn't get my garbage can quickly in order to. I'll start with number one according to this list. I've got two lists here. Mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, green bean casserole, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, Mac and cheese, roasted vegetables and creamed corn.

[Christy Lee]

Dinner rolls as a side.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

It's an accessory. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. You don't consider them side. I don't consider gravy aside. I consider that more of a condiment.

[Christy Lee]

Right. It's not a side.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought for sure you were gonna say beverage. Steak beverage. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm an overweight man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I got a new gravy boat shaped like a pumpkin. It's so cute. Has a little top on it. Oh, it's so cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we promised we would get to this Apple story.

[Christy Lee]

This is Apple's unveiled a new iPhone carrying sling.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

But has a hefty price tag if you want one. Created in collaboration with Icy Miyake. The iPhone pocket is a 3D knitted fabric sleeve sleeve that is meant to fit an iPhone and a few other small items like maybe a lipstick or your driver's license and a credit card. Apple said the accessory was inspired by the concept of quote, a piece of cloth, A short strap.

[Tom Griswold]

Right there. Right there. I'm out. The concept of a piece of cloth.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of looks like a tube sock, but that's crap.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, it's not a concept, it's an idea. Concept. Gravity is a concept. But I don't argue with.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he is really this piece of.

[Christy Lee]

Cloth that's going to set you back 150 bucks for the short version. The long strap design, 220 or $230.

[Chick McGee]

I'm rambling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I gotta google it.

[Christy Lee]

There's a. There's a shot there's a guy wearing it.

[Tom Griswold]

It is so gay looking.

[Christy Lee]

That is the shot.

[Tom Griswold]

It Comes with a Liza Minnelli signed butt plug. That thing. If no man is gonna wear that.

[Christy Lee]

There are eight colors available.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

This is not. I don't think America is. What they're. Is the audience. They're going, this is. This will be all over Japan. This is an Asian style.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the emperor's new clothes.

[Christy Lee]

And it's designed by an Asian designer.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's designed. It's designed by the guy that did Jobs. Steve Jobs. Famous dickies, whatever they were called. Turtlenecks. That's who designed it. And ergo.

[Christy Lee]

So there's a story behind it, kind of. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I. Yeah, but, Josh, you've nailed it. That. Absolutely. It'll be great in Europe and Japan.

[Josh Arnold]

I see college kids using these. I don't know. I think this has an audience, and I agree. It doesn't look as bad.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what it looks like? It looks like the thing that I used to wear when I was captain of the safety patrol. Thank you. You know those things you wear, the sash? Yeah, Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I see why they did this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Icy Miyake is, you know, a Japanese designer who was working with Steve Jobs. And I can definitely see this in.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks.

[Tom Griswold]

It reminds me of. What's his name? A Borat's swimsuit. Same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, kind of for your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

You've nailed it.

[Christy Lee]

Looks knit. Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

This is not for me. I would never pay that price point.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

That's ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

But for.

[Tom Griswold]

Literally, it's a sash for 230 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

So there's a crossbody. That's the one. That's 230 bucks. Both of them are cross bodies. One's just short and one's really long. Okay. Yeah. You can get it in two different versions.

[Josh Arnold]

The price point's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

The other color is. It's made out of a Crown Royal bag.

[Chick McGee]

They will be.

[Christy Lee]

I can knit that.

[Chick McGee]

Those will not be available. You won't be able to find it in a week.

[Christy Lee]

You can only buy them in one store in the United States starting Friday. That is in SoHo, and they're available online starting on Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

This is one of those things. I think this is an international play. This is not A.

[Tom Griswold]

You're 100% right. It looks like a banana hammock for your phone.

[Christy Lee]

I'm so mad about this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna buy one just to piss him.

[Chick McGee]

I am. I'm gonna get six.

[Christy Lee]

Let's get them for Christmas. What color do you want?

[Chick McGee]

How about a set?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know which one. Which One's the most flammable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How many are you buying for Christmas? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Zero. No, this is ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

What? You know what I do like about it is this is an Etsy play. 100%. This is. There are people who can just make their own.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I said.

[Josh Arnold]

And sell these for $40. I mean, their margins could still be amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a paracord. It's. Yeah. It's a lot heavier than just a knit. Yeah, but what I.

[Josh Arnold]

But you could sell these to.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When I heard it, the Apple says it's, quote, inspired by a piece of cloth. Didn't she just want to have diarrhea on the face? Oh, that means Steve Jobs grave.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that means nothing. Yeah, that means nothing. I'm buying inspired by a piece of cloth means nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Emperor's new clothes if ever there was one. But you're right, it'll be all over Europe and Japan.

[Christy Lee]

3D knitted construction is how they call it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

These will be on online. You could buy one for $1,500 in a week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh, you're saying black market?

[Chick McGee]

An actual one? Yeah, they'll buy them all up.

[Christy Lee]

And I think I'm gonna buy one of these. I'm gonna buy the tan one. They'll go with everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Apple, you got yourself a customer.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna wear one of these?

[Ali Breen]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you.

[Christy Lee]

Just to piss you off.

[Ali Breen]

No, I. I think that's worth 150.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing a fashion, an accessory that says, I can't think for myself. I do it. I jump off the cliff with the rest of the lemmings.

[Chick McGee]

Fine. You know, I tried. I think I speak on behalf of Christy. We both tried to think for ourselves here in the room and A couple of times and.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, are you. You carry your phone in your shirt pocket?

[Tom Griswold]

Typically, yeah, usually. Or my back pocket. Back left.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are two places I'd never carry my phone. That's interesting. I'm a front pocket guy.

[Chick McGee]

Quickly, I put it in the back pocket pocket, and then I'm. But I'll. I'm sitting on. I can't sit on it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't trust myself.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends. Like this. This fleece has a place. It's perfect size with the zippers. Put the phone in there. Zip it right up so it stays there. That's handy.

[Josh Arnold]

That is handy.

[Tom Griswold]

But I just. I don't. I. You have absolutely nailed it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's this thing.

[Chick McGee]

Silly European, and I know you don't Care for therapy? But let's just play a game here, right? What if I think a therapist would ask you what do you really matter about is what is what. Maybe we should take a look at.

[Tom Griswold]

Just their whole approach. This was designed.

[Chick McGee]

The piece of clothing really is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Acidic.

[Tom Griswold]

It is so pretentious. Just saying for 230 bucks, you know, give the money to charity and put it in your pocket. That's a little crazy.

[Chick McGee]

The price is crazy.

[Christy Lee]

The simplicity of its design echoes what we practice at IC Miyake. The idea of leaving things less defined to allow for possibilities and personal and interpretation.

[Tom Griswold]

What a bunch of crap.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you know what you could do? You could start. You could put pins on it, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you could. You could ball it up, shove it up your ass and have your partner rip it out like a little.

[Chick McGee]

Back to this. I tried to get away from it. Drives us right into the ditch again.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't have to fist me, Roman. We've got this tonight.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to.

[Tom Griswold]

How many of these have already.

[Christy Lee]

There's still five minutes left of the break.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to sit here with.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like an elephant took a dump in the center of the room and we. We don't get the shovels for another eight minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you look up history, do something so you get.

[Chick McGee]

And you know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know when you got it just right.

[Chick McGee]

It's when this becomes an issue. I guarantee he'll tell to every anyone who's asking, he'll say, yeah. I don't know why Chick said that. You wait and see.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, what's going to happen when your girls ask for these for Christmas?

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Kelly's gonna buy him.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. They're gonna get a sharp lesson in. No.

[Christy Lee]

Finally.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. Hang on. How do you spell that word? They'll say hang on a damn minute. What are you eating while you're on the air?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. I'm not eating yogurt. Like you were the last whole.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you didn't have.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't planning on talking.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna fist your mouth if you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I had a grape.

[Chick McGee]

A grape.

[Christy Lee]

You weren't playing a match.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Christy Lee]

We're on the air five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was enjoying you guys embracing this total Emperor's new clothes scam.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't say it again. I don't embrace it. But I do get what they're trying to do here. It's not for me at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I totally agree with you.

[Josh Arnold]

I think It's.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

Slings exist. They're everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

They're already out there.

[Tom Griswold]

New York.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people have this.

[Tom Griswold]

New York Metropolitan. Ramrod Lounge or Village?

[Chick McGee]

Which one of the Village people enjoying the aroma of the pile of elephant crap in the middle of the room?

[Tom Griswold]

Which one of the Village People get this ripped out of his butt halfway through the YMCA song?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think this is.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not targeting gay men with.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now I get what you're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you don't.

[Chick McGee]

See, maybe you and I should talk. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't get what he's doing, okay? This is my. This is just my life experience, all right? I get one of those things. One of these Apple phone slings, right? I wear it to Thanksgiving. My brothers are doing nothing but calling me gay. I mean, that would be what, Thanksgiving?

[Tom Griswold]

So it's an unusual look. It's not gonna fly in the States, but.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know. You know what you need to get mad at us about?

[Christy Lee]

There's a lot of young guys that wear slings.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it's only because it's different generationally.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're going to make excellent cappuccino.

[Chick McGee]

Your daughters are going to want this, and you're going to get mad at them and just get mad at us instead.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, there's a chance a couple of your sons want that. You know, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I doubt it. But it is possible I could see one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Make that.

[Christy Lee]

If that pissed you off. What about this? Oh. Tyra Banks is launching what she calls hot ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

What an idiot.

[Ali Breen]

You're not wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I know how to make that. You know, you make it. You take a bowl of ice cream and then you go take a break and you come back an hour later and you've got liquid ice cream.

[Christy Lee]

Or you put it in the microwave. According to cnn, the former supermodel turned entrepreneur is releasing the new item through her ice cream company, Smize and Dream.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called Smy's Dream and Bankruptcy.

[Christy Lee]

Banks explained the new treat in a social media post, saying, not a latte, not a hot chocolate, but your favorite scoops transformed into liquid hot ice cream. Sippable, baby. It'll debut in America sometime this winter.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, I can't wait not to have one.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened to the future? I thought we were gonna have flying cars. Now we have cold coffee and hot ice cream. What is wrong with the world?

[Chick McGee]

What happened to Dippin Dots? It was the ice cream of the future. And it's still out there being the ice cream of the future.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I always get dippin dots.

[Christy Lee]

I never dipping.

[Josh Arnold]

To me the ice cream of the future is also the ice cream of the past. Yeah, they nailed it a hundred years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

They did indeed.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the thing. But don't you think they serve dippin dots at the Ramrod Lounge while they have their slings and their. Oh no they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I'm sure they really.

[Chick McGee]

It's a manly dipping dots. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

They're pretty pastel if I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

They're rather.

[Chick McGee]

Watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't discriminate. I enjoy some pasta.

[Josh Arnold]

All you do is discriminate.

[Chick McGee]

Discrimination.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to find a picture of the so called hot ice cream. This is interesting though. You warm it up by shredding money and setting it on fire. Good luck, Tyra.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know Tyra was still out there doing anything.

[Tom Griswold]

If this is your. If hot ice cream is what she thinks is the future. We'll see you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you guys ever warm milk people?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Big time.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Still.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Before bed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean that was the old. Yeah. I don't know if I can fall asleep. I'll have a warm milk.

[Christy Lee]

A warm milk.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever do sweet milk?

[Josh Arnold]

What's that now?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, for you know like toddlers.

[Josh Arnold]

Sugar.

[Christy Lee]

Milk.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

You put sugar in their milk?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, never did that. That's a thing?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You did that to your kids? Kids.

[Tom Griswold]

No one knew about it, but of course I did it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it like a treat or.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, my mom used to put coffee creamer in my kids milk when they were over there. They called it special milk.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The sweet milk is great. I mean terrible. But it's wonderful to calm them down.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Sugar. I think it's the opposite. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All this anti sugar stuff that's. It's some communist lobby. Sugar's good for you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a really interesting topic.

[Christy Lee]

Take really long side of things.

[Tom Griswold]

That flies in the face of science. Hey look, if it weren't for sugar, this great country of ours would be. It'd be dark and the lights would be out.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I agree it has helped capitalism. But boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That whole white powder thing. We stay away from all white powder.

[Tom Griswold]

All the rest of you non Americans are here. I'll just push forward.

[Josh Arnold]

You think a lot of sugar comes from America, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

I think we have designated certain Florida. Designated certain people to handle that for us.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Is there anybody else?

[Tom Griswold]

Again, we like to delegate.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

We based it on a piece of cloth.

[Chick McGee]

That lit the fuse for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we, we, it's our first article of clothing. It's a strand with a piece of cloth hanging in front of my male member, which is getting quite excited. Lawrence. Okay. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Window. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and I just heard Tom do this. You want a B, C, D, E? Yeah, in about 15 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

I, I, did he do that? That's what I thought.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he did. So he thinks letters and numbers are the same thing. Tom, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a voice check. A, B, C, D. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. Great to be here. We have a lot to get to. A couple quick things. Ms. Hooker has done a great job organizing some new Bob and Tom wear some hats. Those are cool hats too, but I hadn't seen those. Yeah, thanks. And we have some shirts. Shirts and sweatshirts.

[Chick McGee]

They're great.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to bobandtom.com and my niece designed the little holiday one. Josh doesn't care for it. The rest of us enjoy it.

[Josh Arnold]

The rest of us enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

We have also.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just put a Santa hat on there. Merry Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

We also, if it's perhaps too subtle and nuanced, some of your pedestrian taste.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is put some Christmas balls on if you.

[Chick McGee]

It's an actual Boys done.

[Tom Griswold]

If you go to bob and tom.com contest, you could pick against Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you could be our winner of our pigskin pick him competition. Just like Rhonda Truman of Whitewater, Wisconsin. She'll be on the air with us tomorrow. She won the $500e gift card.

[Chick McGee]

Help Me Rhonda. Yay or nay to song? No. The Help Me Rhonda Bakery. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

The answer's yeah. Yay for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, John. Do you know who said Mike Love.

[Chick McGee]

The most irritating Beach Boy?

[Christy Lee]

That's Ryan Wilson.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. Al Jardine. If you knew your Beach Boys history, you'd know that. What was I saying? Stephen Singer Jewelers. Thank you, Stephen. What a great guy. He's providing the 500e gift card. And we'll talk with Rhonda tomorrow. My point is, you could enter pick make your picks for week 11 by going there today if you can.

[Chick McGee]

Boy time Flash.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you mention the orange insoles thing like they told us to do in the meeting?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was about to when I was rudely interrupted by Captain Jackass.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Reporting for duty.

[Tom Griswold]

While you're there, you can get a bunch of stuff done. You can go to our pop up shop. You can register to win a 4K TV plus a Visa gift card. Well, thank you. From Orange Insouls. And lastly, if you're thinking about it, this is really important. We did a thing yesterday for Operation Honor Guard. We're going to keep that up up as we raise more money for a great program. You can read about it, see if it's something you're interested in. There are lots of other great veterans programs. This is just one of them that does something that I think is really important. I made a donation yesterday after I got off the air. I suggest you do too. But it's up to you. Of course. That's all happening on at bob&tom.com Now Christy Lee is at her post.

[Chick McGee]

Help me, Rhonda.

[Tom Griswold]

Help. Help.

[Christy Lee]

New research suggests drinking heavily while young men aid in your career success.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Scientists. This is quite controversial.

[Chick McGee]

It didn't hurt, did it?

[Christy Lee]

Pat more than 3,000 people over an 18 year period and found that those who drank heavily in their late teens and 20s were more likely to achieve higher levels of education and income than those who rarely drank or abstained entirely.

[Josh Arnold]

This will be interesting to find out what the correlation.

[Christy Lee]

Caution, the findings show correlation rather than. Is it causation?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In other words, they're not saying, hey, if you drink a lot when you're 19 years old, you're going to be a success.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Suggests alcohol may act as a social lubricant, helping young adults build connections and navigate professional networks more easily.

[Tom Griswold]

It also may be that people that can do that have more money and are more well connected and go to better school. You know what I'm saying?

[Christy Lee]

They pointed to either social circus. They pointed to elite social circles such as the Bullingdon Club at Oxford University, known for its extravagant parties and unruly behavior.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Which has produced several British prime ministers, of course, including Lord Cameron of Chipping Norton and Boris Johnson.

[Josh Arnold]

So they give this whole thing and then they give the least relatable examples.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. However, health officials emphasize that excessive alcohol use still poses major health risks and should not be viewed as beneficial.

[Josh Arnold]

The real answer here is if you want to be better at social skills and network, put the phone down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Go out and learn how to talk with people. That's going to be the big thing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, do you also think that fraternities are involved in this? Because, let's face it, I think it's a lot of people party.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Josh nailed it. Earlier we were talking about, about it. It's the social lubricant aspect of it.

[Josh Arnold]

And yeah, you, you're out, you're, you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Networking, you're finding your people. It's like stoners find their. I mean, let's just bring this right around to the Thanksgiving holiday. Yeah. Now a big family gets together. There's going to be a certain number that go for that walk about an hour before dinner time. They found their first people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're gonna go, what is it? Chick roll A J. What is it again? Smoke a doobie. What is the current parlance?

[Chick McGee]

Honk up a hooch.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Burn a number. You know what I'm saying? Everybody finds their.

[Chick McGee]

But they don't participate in the walk. They stay at Home. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're backwards. My favorite thing is you trying to be relatable and making something infinitely more confusing. And people just scratch their head.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, I have a question for you. So they're saying. They're saying. I want to make this clear. They're saying drinking early in life. Yes. Not early in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But there's no example of, like, me being 17 and sneaking into the why not lounge and drinking and that. Did that help me be successful?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but maybe it means. Maybe it means you're clever.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, because the why Not Lounge. You know why they call it the why Not Lounge?

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

It's Tony backwards. Why Not. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand.

[Chick McGee]

Did I just blow the owner's name? Your mind.

[Christy Lee]

The why instead of Tony's lounge, Not why Not. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Once again, we've taken a very specific moment in one person's life.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

That was just my example.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it's a good example, though, because it shows you were clever.

[Christy Lee]

You think so?

[Tom Griswold]

And interesting and fun and those people become more successful sometimes. Now, they don't mention the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, explain me that.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't mention the ones. They don't mention the ones that don't. I just make it. Well, I guess some of them get money to afford a liver transplant, but.

[Chick McGee]

We'Ve got to get them to try to explain stuff. It's the best, really. I think this is really. I'll clear the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Really interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Here's what you need to think of. When Kennedy. The Beatles were alive.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then he goes off.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it makes perfect sense. I mean, when one is searching for Petoskey stones on the beaches of Michigan, of course, you, of course, know you're of a certain.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're of a certain class. I think if you. If not that you mention it.

[Josh Arnold]

Lower middle. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Socioeconomic standards. I.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

All of us were raised lower middle class.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but.

[Chick McGee]

Except you, turd boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. That's my fault. That my father worked hard in his wheelchair.

[Chick McGee]

Well, or did he really?

[Tom Griswold]

Was it.

[Chick McGee]

Was it who he knows or who he blows?

[Christy Lee]

What was it?

[Chick McGee]

You tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad wasn't into that.

[Josh Arnold]

We all know that your father got all of his money from apartheid.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is.

[Chick McGee]

The finest ivory wheelchair you've ever seen made from elephants.

[Tom Griswold]

He was not in the Bullingdon Club with the. With the Chancellor of the Exchequer. By the way, where's the regular checker? We've Got your Exchequer.

[Chick McGee]

And that's Checker with a Q. Am I correct?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

I think so. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very weird. Did you see the. What's his name? Prince Andy. Andrew. Yes. He's no longer a prince.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's not.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

He's had his title straight.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see where he's living, though?

[Josh Arnold]

He.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how much. How long he's gonna be able to hold out there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they. I thought they kicked him out of the Palace.

[Christy Lee]

They kicked him out of one, but they gave him a house to live in and it's very nice.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like a cardinal. Builders.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not next to the middle school, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It's not modular housing.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he have a job?

[Christy Lee]

No, no. They don't want him to have anything to do with.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, what does he. So what does he do?

[Chick McGee]

All I said.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

We have an idea.

[Josh Arnold]

He watches Nickelode. Watch.

[Chick McGee]

Gabba Gabba.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

And is he still. He's not married to.

[Christy Lee]

What's Sarah Ferguson?

[Josh Arnold]

What does Sarah Ferguson do these days?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I bet she's pretty.

[Chick McGee]

She's kind of. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

She wasn't pretty then.

[Christy Lee]

I thought she was pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. I just. His new name is.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't think Diana was pretty. That's my. That's my cross.

[Christy Lee]

He's Andrew.

[Tom Griswold]

He's now called.

[Josh Arnold]

We've Pissed Off Enough Gays.

[Tom Griswold]

Andrew Mountbatten wins.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No title. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, he does. It's. He's the pedophile formerly known as Prince. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Covered a lot of ground today.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up? We got sexy time with Ali Breen. I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

I just looked at a picture of Sarah Pennywise Ferguson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is it bad?

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's bad. When it was 1991.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I am with Josh in this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see, what does she look like?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you guys are awful.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a little rough.

[Christy Lee]

Let me see.

[Chick McGee]

That's a little rough, is it? She's not a size. Look, she's just a size zero.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be honest, she's just not my type. She's fine. Yeah. I'm not being.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I look at her makeup and I want to go have pancakes. They spray that on. Okay, let's. Thanks for joining us. We're not going anywhere. We're on the. A.

[Chick McGee]

Of fact, we might not be on right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is the Bob And Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, there.

[Chick McGee]

At the I Hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Just doing some homework over here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah? What are you working on?

[Chick McGee]

We're on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought perhaps you would expound a little bit more of the introductions, a little bit of time. I want to say congratulations. Going on to Rhonda Truman of Whitewater, Wisconsin.

[Chick McGee]

We cannot find a copy of Help Me, Rhonda in the. In this building.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

That's what I was told.

[Tom Griswold]

I can find it for you. Give me.

[Chick McGee]

Well, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Al Jardine and the Beach Boys.

[Chick McGee]

You and your just words.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You brought it up.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we should do a little bit of history. I'll make you feel better.

[Christy Lee]

Please.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

What? Hit it.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

We've got to get a new history.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're done with this one?

[Christy Lee]

No, I think it's kind of quaint.

[Chick McGee]

It's limping along. It's going to break any minute.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the point. See, it's. It's an old. Old tape, and it's. What is that called? Wow and Flutter. What is.

[Josh Arnold]

Or Pomp and Circumstance?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, nothing. I stand corrected. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Why isn't there a band called wow and Flutter?

[Josh Arnold]

That is good.

[Tom Griswold]

There's probably a morning show called.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is fascinating. I want to see if any of you guys know this. On this date in 1859, this Abraham.

[Chick McGee]

Lincoln wrestled a bear.

[Tom Griswold]

This man debuted the flying trapeze. No net.

[Christy Lee]

I know. In Paris, some guy named Leotard.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. How did you know that? We don't say that word anymore.

[Christy Lee]

We don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Correct. Jules. Leotard.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he was wearing one. He used the daring.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you. Don't you hope that this Leotard guy and the Jacuzzi guy and the Zamboni guy all grew up in the same neighborhood?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And they all became names of stuff that we.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's some streets they found out that just all these.

[Christy Lee]

Do you seriously. Do you think he wore the first leotard garment?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if that has something to do with it.

[Tom Griswold]

He pop. This says, according to this news account, he popularized the tight fitting, one piece athletic garment that bears his name.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing. Who knew?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you suppose there's a place like, say you're a developer and you're putting a little town together. You know, you'll go into a place and they'll have a sort of a theme to the streets. This would be a great theme name. You'd have a street Zamboni leotard. All these things that are named after people. There's something you might want to avoid. You wouldn't want to like to do like a disease theme?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't. I mean even Lou Gehrig's Avenue.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Charlie Polio place.

[Chick McGee]

Or. Yeah, Bobby Cancer. And then. What do you want?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you want me to say?

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought it was so cool that this guy invented the leotard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

But the first time he did this was on this date in 1859 in Paris. No net.

[Josh Arnold]

The flying V with no net.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's incredible, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Where the leotard and leopard are spelled.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes they both have spots. Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

It was at the Cirque Napoleon in Paris.

[Christy Lee]

Cirque. Yeah, he's right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not Cirque, it's Cirque.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not jerk A. It's just jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're dickhead head.

[Christy Lee]

It's weed penis.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's just Cirque. Sorry, I don't know. I know I've been to the Cirque du Soleil, which.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then you would think you would know it was just Cirque.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's Cirque.

[Tom Griswold]

But I was doing the French pronunciation.

[Chick McGee]

Turns out you weren't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. I love Cirque du Soleil. You've ever been to a Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that not your cup of tea?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, I'd much. If I'm in Vegas, I'm not going to Cirque du Soleil.

[Chick McGee]

I'm hammered and I've seen it and it was. It was amazing. Oh, I have no doubt.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

I was dragged there. I've since been. Three.

[Chick McGee]

Three times.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Let's do some happy birthdays. I'll do a sweet something hand pleasant.

[Chick McGee]

The disclaimer that we're going to start today.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

These are happy Birthdays, according to Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not necessarily happy. These are birthdays.

[Chick McGee]

These are birthdays, according to Tom. He's looking at a list and names he doesn't recognize. He won't wish happy birthday, even though they might be worldwide names.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

He does not.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't know who they are, so he won't talk about it. Go ahead, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. That's correct.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know that.

[Christy Lee]

We all know it.

[Tom Griswold]

Grace Castle Kelly, anyone?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know. Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

You've heard of her?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous actress, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Princess or queen. What was she?

[Chick McGee]

Rear Window, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, she was the head honcho at. In Monaco.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is a country, not just a casino. It's important to know that.

[Chick McGee]

Not just a Grand Prix.

[Tom Griswold]

Charles manson, born in 1934. I don't know. I say when a guy's got a swastika tattoo in his forehead. Am I profiling when I say I don't know?

[Chick McGee]

Homemade.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this guy? You know who this is? Let's see if you do. Christy Wallace. Sean.

[Christy Lee]

No, I have no idea who that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is most famous for. Princess Bride.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My Dinner with Andre.

[Chick McGee]

My Dinner with Andre.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is he the big guy? Oh, the little shortcut.

[Josh Arnold]

Inconceivable.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Voice of the T. Rex.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Jurassic Park.

[Christy Lee]

I did not know his name.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a. There is a movie that someone just mentioned. It's called My Dinner With Andre. It's just a movie of him and dinner with this guy. It's a famous movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. With Louis Mall, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Under Andre. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're doing a new version. My Dinner with Cletus. Not quite as exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Andre Mall.

[Tom Griswold]

They have some barbecue. Okay, here we go. You'll know this one chick. Happy birthday. Al Michaels. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Al Michaels.

[Tom Griswold]

Play by play. Famous for.

[Christy Lee]

Fan of his.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous for never eating vegetables.

[Chick McGee]

That's correct. Sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet.

[Chick McGee]

He used to do the Reds broadcast when I was just a little baby. Baby radio guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You think he's too old to be calling football games?

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather not comment. I think you should, because people.

[Tom Griswold]

No. At his age, he should be running for office. Office.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Neil Young.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you today?

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1945.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hit your head on the way in? It's like nine times.

[Tom Griswold]

Neil Young. Neil Young.

[Chick McGee]

Who? I. Yeah, I know you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I kind of wish he liked this country, but moved to Canada.

[Christy Lee]

Neil.

[Chick McGee]

And stand.

[Josh Arnold]

Us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why doesn't he stand?

[Tom Griswold]

He's my favorite Canadian thing. After maple syrup in Niagara Falls. Sammy sos.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see you missed Megan Mullally. Huh? You're not gonna go with that one? Oh, she's delightful.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know who that is?

[Christy Lee]

You know who that is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She's married to Nick Offerman.

[Christy Lee]

Very good. So why didn't you say happy birthday?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'd never watched that show.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Proven your point.

[Chick McGee]

Making our disclaimer necessary.

[Tom Griswold]

We continue with white people. Sammy Sosa. Oh, man. I didn't know where that was going. Have you seen him?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

He's as pale as anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know how you do that. That. But he's a. I know.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think he's up to? No good.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know. He's working as a snowman in a nativity scene.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

He thinks snowmen are at the nativity because.

[Chick McGee]

Because, you know, no sand.

[Josh Arnold]

It was snowing in the desert.

[Chick McGee]

No sand snowman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, in America, it's snowing during Christmas. In my. My. At my house, he thought it was.

[Josh Arnold]

The Three Wise Men and Frosty.

[Tom Griswold]

When you were a little kid, if you're like me, when I heard frankincense and myrrh, all I thought of was the Frankenstein monster and some guy named Murray. Anybody? Okay. Sorry. I really did, though. Happy birthday. Who else, though?

[Christy Lee]

Tonya ever go to church?

[Tom Griswold]

Tanya Harding. Tanya Harding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And great movie out there that Lies. Ryan Gosling. Wrestling Goose. Happy birthday. Born in 1980. Anne Hathaway. Born in 82.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Anne's car. Lock the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we started with a great stunt. Let's end with one, okay? In 1910, the first movie stunt, allegedly, a guy jumped from a burning balloon into the Hudson River.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa, that's a good movie. Have you ever seen that? That man jumping from balloon into. Into Hudson River?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I saw that on a.

[Josh Arnold]

Double feature with train entering station.

[Chick McGee]

They kind of. They kind of telegraphed the end.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's the famous thing in movie history where they go, okay, Pierre, this time we'll take the lens cap off.

[Josh Arnold]

What are new to this? What do you want?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look at this. I did one more thing. In 1954, Ellis island closes. Anyone?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Anyone?

[Chick McGee]

Everyone. When you say. When you say Ellis island, what do you want us to say?

[Josh Arnold]

When you say anyone, we demand to know what response would have been appropriate.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where they changed your name to McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Really? You know, people ask me if it's Scottish or Irish, and I said, well, it's fake, so go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Like one more thing. Buzz. All Buzz Aldrin took the first space selfie.

[Josh Arnold]

Allegedly.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? No.

[Chick McGee]

What a lunatic, that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Just ask Kim Kardashian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, she. She's busy flunking the California bar exit.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, at least she took it. I don't know why everybody's giving her a hard time.

[Tom Griswold]

She didn't pass it.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you. Have you even tried?

[Chick McGee]

Would you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you want your pilot to fail flight school?

[Chick McGee]

Well, John Kennedy Jr.

[Tom Griswold]

Call him and ask him how he's doing.

[Josh Arnold]

She took the bar exam.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when this show was fun?

[Tom Griswold]

She's an idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

I applaud her for studying and taking it.

[Christy Lee]

What do you take it again now? What do you call a guy that graduates or girl that graduates last from medical school?

[Tom Griswold]

Doctor.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

All.

[Chick McGee]

He's right. My chemistry teacher used to always say that.

[Christy Lee]

I know when.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well now let's move on. We. We have.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently they didn't teach you you guys about condoms in school because you're pregnant.

[Chick McGee]

I did. I am knocked up.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Well, is you, Mary.

[Tom Griswold]

At least we have it. At least we have it on. We have it recorded for the trial. Thank you. Coming. Coming up, it's the show called Sexy time. So we'll find out about the various horror like activities of men and women in the United States of America. Right now let's cheer everybody up knowing that football returns on Thursday evening. Which is why you might want to take a shot at prize picks. That's right, Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we'll get some love action as we check into sexy time with Ali Breen from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

This is the hostilest we've ever been. Is that a word?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. No, but it is now.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

Hostelism is good. Good, isn't it? I've had enough of your hostelism.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what about hostileite? Hostileite. He practices hostileism. No. There's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your stalactite and your stalagmite and your hostileite.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Gman. Hey, hello. Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, chick mcgee, Could I bother you to be on the air with us, please?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just working on a sequel, thank you very much. My dinner with Andre.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

My lunch with Andre. Not as. No wine, no pressure. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a blt.

[Josh Arnold]

Just lunch with Andre.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. A reference we made 10 minutes ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever see Andy?

[Christy Lee]

A movie that no one saw.

[Josh Arnold]

Andy Kaufman did My breakfast with Blassie. Where.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, it's him.

[Josh Arnold]

And Freddie Blassy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did not see that.

[Ali Breen]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's nonsense.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. Are we ready? Okay. I'm sorry. I was just stalling. There we go. It's the lovely Allie Breen joining us from her apartment in New York City.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Ali. Yes.

[Ali Breen]

Back in New York.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a sunny day in New York.

[Ali Breen]

It's sunny, but it's cold.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Holding a lot of spots.

[Ali Breen]

I know. Not liking it.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a little show that we call Sexy time. Allie Brain is our hostess and the way it works is you send her letters about your love troubles. We try to help you out with some sober advice. Usually bad. And you can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform. And Allie, what have you got for us?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I keep having inappropriate dreams about my mother in law. She's not even hot. I need it to stop. Please help.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I say, don't even worry about it. Just ignore it.

[Chick McGee]

It's dreams can be. However. Don't you get rid of an earworm. You got a song rolling around your head. You should need you. I. Oh, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

What you.

[Chick McGee]

You have to hear the entire song and the whole thing before the song.

[Josh Arnold]

Bang. Bang it out with her. Those dreams will end.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Then you'll.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That.

[Chick McGee]

You'll have a whole new set of problems.

[Tom Griswold]

This may be. This is, I think, professional psychologist time. I. That. I don't know what to tell you. It.

[Josh Arnold]

Meaningless.

[Ali Breen]

I know. This might actually take the cake for the worst solution we've ever heard. Chick might have won it right there.

[Josh Arnold]

What if we get an update, though? Thank you. Chicken work.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, life is great.

[Josh Arnold]

We've all had dreams that you. You kind of go, what the hell?

[Christy Lee]

Dreamt of somebody. You shouldn't go.

[Josh Arnold]

That means nothing.

[Chick McGee]

I think Tom and Christy know this. My. My mom's sister. My aunt ended up marrying her daughter's boyfriend. Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah. And they were together for quite a while, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the daughter attend the wedding?

[Chick McGee]

I want to say yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That had to be.

[Christy Lee]

I know some people that. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she.

[Chick McGee]

It's very European.

[Tom Griswold]

Any. Anymoon honeymoon tips offered?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my.

[Ali Breen]

Remember the comic Bob Schimmel? I think he married his daughter's best friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he did.

[Chick McGee]

And I want to. Now that I'm remembering the scenario, I want to say the boyfriend friend was also her. My uncle's nephew.

[Tom Griswold]

You lost me.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Right. So. So my aunt and uncle were married.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

My uncle had a nephew, but it was their second marriage each. There weren't.

[Christy Lee]

They weren't related. They weren't the same nephew.

[Chick McGee]

So the nephew started dating the daughter, and then the nephew started dating the mother, and the original husband and wife got divorced.

[Josh Arnold]

You hillbilly.

[Tom Griswold]

How many of them met?

[Chick McGee]

How many have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

How many of them had 10 fingers?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, they all had 10, but they were webbed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Allie Breen, let's move on. What have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my best friend cheated on his girlfriend of three years and they had a really bad breakup. I helped both of them through it, and they ended up getting back together. Now one year later, he's cheating again. She's actually an amazing girl and I really like her, and it's unfair what he's doing. I would love to date her myself and treat her right. Do I tell her what's going on or will that just look creepy?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I think if you really want to date her, and I don't fault you. I. You know, you can't help who you fall in love. With. But do not tell her because. Oh. Because it will always. He'll. He'll then be the guy who. Who tried to sabotage her relationship, even though it's not what he's doing.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

To be with.

[Josh Arnold]

To be with her.

[Christy Lee]

I say try to bang it out. No, you gotta sit back and be patient. She'll figure it out on her own.

[Tom Griswold]

She won't.

[Josh Arnold]

She's blind.

[Christy Lee]

He's gonna keep. I know.

[Ali Breen]

What if this guy's really good at hiding it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they always get caught. We know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not always.

[Chick McGee]

That is true.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that movie Love? Actually, yes. Remember how that ends? With the boombox and. Yes. Yeah, try that. But be naked.

[Chick McGee]

Well, so much for my worst advice ever. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

The new.

[Tom Griswold]

The new prize is with a. With a really good mixtape.

[Josh Arnold]

A good mixtape solves every romantic.

[Ali Breen]

Wait, that's definitely the wrong movie Love. Actually. Is that Hugh Grant movie? Is that.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's. But the. Andrew Lincoln has the cards. But he has the cards. Kira Knightley.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that one.

[Ali Breen]

I thought you were talking about that old. The 80s movie where he holds up the.

[Josh Arnold]

Say anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, doesn't he have a.

[Christy Lee]

He has a boom box he puts down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, but it's mostly the cards.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, John Cusack has the boombox. Say anything. Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Both good solutions, but do it.

[Christy Lee]

Either one works.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move on. What have you got, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my 40 year old boyfriend is obsessed with wrestling and Legos. He has a room full of Lego structures that he built and he goes to wrestling events all the time with his friends. My last boyfriend was too old and boring, but now I feel like I'm dating a 5 year old. Is there any chance he matures a little more at this age or is this it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, first of all, she's dating my son Sam, it would appear. Although he's not 40.

[Christy Lee]

Those Legos are equity. He's got money.

[Chick McGee]

That's not bad.

[Ali Breen]

If he has a whole Lego room. Yeah, if he has a room for all the structures, that's probably pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

And those wrestling tickets aren't cheap anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

So break up with this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Because he needs to be with somebody who's way into wrestling.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't think. I don't think Sam's wife is into either of those things at all.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that would be cool to find a way.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Josh, do you like to be with a woman who's interested in what you're interested in?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, this. If this is that big of a part of this guy's life, he should.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how long have they been dating?

[Tom Griswold]

Like he's not going to just get.

[Christy Lee]

Rid of his room right away.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would he show up? Don't wish that he changes, leave him.

[Ali Breen]

That's when there's a problem. If you're having a baby with him and he's like, I'm not getting rid of my Lego room for a nursery, then you know there's an issue.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can, you know, I don't know if you're aware of this. You can rent a dumpster. They're quite reasonable. If you're pregnant and about to have a kid and you need the room, you get the dumpster. Or you sell it on ebay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those Legos are worth a lot of money.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean it'd be. This guy's got a hobby, he's interested, he's having fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. So I'm saying let this. The person who doesn't like it, she needs to remove herself or get a.

[Tom Griswold]

Hobby of her own.

[Christy Lee]

I think he would just change over.

[Ali Breen]

Time if he did show a lot of interest.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I just figured this out. This is so awesome. Obvious. How did I not think? Do an only fans thing where you pose naked with his various Lego structures.

[Josh Arnold]

You could do that. There's probably an audience for that.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I bet.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Ali Breen]

Or with a wrestling gear on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

I have always wondered about this. These really extravagant Lego sets. Do people take them apart and redo them ever or do they just leave them?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know the answer to that.

[Ali Breen]

I think they keep them. I think that's why this guy has a Lego room. I think you build it and keep.

[Christy Lee]

It if you can, but you just stare at it. I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean you got like a four foot Titanic that you build. It's kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

All right. You're gonna do the Star Trek Enterprise.

[Tom Griswold]

D and then you, then you pose next to it naked on OnlyFans and cash in.

[Josh Arnold]

Consider cashing in. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No one can be taking this seriously.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope not. I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't be surprised if there is someone who does as you kind of acknowledge wrestling stuff on Only fans.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

But Lego lady, do you think that happens?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. It's all out there.

[Chick McGee]

There are guys who like to watch ladies wrestle. I mean, like it a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I mean there's guys that want to watch ladies put Legos together. I don't know. Or lamb.

[Ali Breen]

There's a kink out there for everyone probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I watched my 9 year old wife much. Another kid open packages, unboxing oh, yeah, Unboxing. Those are popular.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that's like the video gaming thing. People watch people play video games all day long. They'll stream themselves playing video games for like 10 hours.

[Chick McGee]

These people, a lot of people, you'd be surprised, listen to a radio show that everybody hates each other on the show and sorry, Ali, they go, my God, these guys are. They. They're gonna kill. One of them's gonna kill one of them. I'm not sure which.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move on. Ally, what do you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I've gone on a few dates with a guy that I like, but when we go to dinner, he eats with his mouth open, uses his fingers to push food onto his fork, and blows his nose into the cloth napkin. It really gives me the ick. The thing is, he takes me to nice places and he always pays. So how can I gently criticize him? What do I do here?

[Chick McGee]

Talk to the doctor.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you do?

[Chick McGee]

Here you go.

[Christy Lee]

Ew, that's so gross.

[Josh Arnold]

You say you just get right out with it.

[Christy Lee]

If I have the ick, I'm out. You got the ick. Worst case scenario, you break up.

[Tom Griswold]

Or, no, you do a little correcting. Say, try this. What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Do you like to be corrected?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems to be happening. So you have to make adjustments. Yeah, I would. I don't know, just a stern correction. But it sounds like. She sounds kind of greedy, though.

[Chick McGee]

That greedy?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she wants to.

[Christy Lee]

She only wants to go out to nice places.

[Ali Breen]

Taken out to nice places.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you rather have a. A really great person that'll just take you to fast food and.

[Chick McGee]

All right, what about this? If he has impeccable manners, amazing looking, but he always takes you to greasy.

[Tom Griswold]

Spoons and he's a great guy.

[Chick McGee]

Then he's a great guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Stay with that guy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Teach their own.

[Ali Breen]

There'd be an issue.

[Josh Arnold]

These people.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So. So.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I guess. Exactly. So that is an awkward time to, like, criticize that At a certain age, it's awkward for everyone to criticize manners.

[Tom Griswold]

Like maybe you could say, hope you're that sloppy when you're doing something else.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, but think about this.

[Ali Breen]

You are.

[Christy Lee]

When you're dating, you usually put on your best manners. So if these are his best man.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I kind of envy this guy.

[Christy Lee]

How bad's it gonna get?

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't know better.

[Josh Arnold]

He just doesn't care. He's not worried about it.

[Chick McGee]

He's throwing food in the air, scratching his ass. He doesn't care.

[Christy Lee]

I'd so be out.

[Tom Griswold]

You got, you got a match? I'm gonna light this next one, see if the head waiter's got more champagne.

[Josh Arnold]

Blowing the nose into the cloth napkin.

[Christy Lee]

That's brutal too.

[Chick McGee]

That is really. Check this out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, maybe you should get the waiter.

[Ali Breen]

To say something to him. Like the waitress to pick it up and be like, oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's move on. Ally, what have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I have been hooking up with a guy I met online and we decided we were going to be exclusive. The thing is, he's even more now protective over his phone. And the last time I stayed at his house, there were two wine glasses in the sink. I feel like he's trying to lock me down to not seeing anyone else, but he's still secretly dating. What do I do to handle this.

[Chick McGee]

Girl?

[Christy Lee]

You know? You already know he's seeing someone else, right?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Or maybe he had wine two nights in a row and didn't want to use the same glass. That's true. That's fair.

[Ali Breen]

I mean, what guys are that particular if they live by themselves? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a wine glass. He could take the booger and booger laden napkin, wipe out the wine glass.

[Christy Lee]

Different guy.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't matter. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's all one guy? Yeah. Who knows? I. I don't know.

[Ali Breen]

Guys are really dumb. If that's the case. I mean, how hard is it to just wash the wine glasses if you're trying to hide the secret?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No. Yeah. Never underestimate how dumb and lazy we can be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've learned anything from this show, stupid, bad advice, etc. Etc. Ali Breen is our guest. Ally is a very fine standup computer media and she can be reached on only fans at A L L I B and then she can be reached on social media platforms at Ali Breen. A L L I B, R E E. And we have time for one more letter. What have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I'm divorced and I'm dating someone new and me and my ex wife do not get along. She's poisoning all of her old friends against my new girlfriend. It's creating a lot of tension because she really wants to meet them and they don't want to meet her.

[Chick McGee]

Her.

[Ali Breen]

My girlfriend wants me to confront my ex about it, but I don't see what's so important about meeting my friends at this point. Anyways. And now she says I'm taking my ex's side over hers. Am I actually being insensitive or am I right?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't there a healing period? Sounds like a lot of work to me.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I couldn't get through the letter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Talk about being caught between a and a nag. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Like, maybe if you stick around long enough, you can meet his friends, just.

[Chick McGee]

Move and change your name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, get back on the dating sites. Find someone else.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, light yourself on fire. Right? This sounds rough.

[Tom Griswold]

Such good advice.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Poor bastard.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, are you working this weekend in the city?

[Ali Breen]

I am in the city. I'm at the Comic Strip on Thursday, the Comedy Village on Friday, and back at the Strip on Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, great. Well, thank you so much.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll see if we can help you with your love troubles when you write Ali Breen.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Ali.

[Christy Lee]

Have a great week.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

What about the Bob Ross? Oh, yes, we'll talk about that Bob Ross.

[Tom Griswold]

We can do a little bit of art. We have a Picasso update and a Bob Ross update date. One of these things is not like the other. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Got something to say?

[Chick McGee]

Send us an email. Bob and Tom, Bob and tom dot com. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. And there's Patience Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And Jessica Alsman.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

And Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I believe we real quick before we.

[Christy Lee]

Go to our art story. This is from Stephanie in Louisville. She's one of those LEGO ladies that I was talking about. She has a huge Lego collection and is an adult fan of Legos. They usually build their sets and do not dismantle or rebuild them for the most part. She said kind of think of it like if you have a train set in your basement and people keep them and they like add to them or just look at them or.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So thank you, Stephanie, for clarifying that they don't dismantle and rebuild.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of art, if you will, the first of two art stories, three.

[Christy Lee]

Of 30 original Bob Ross paintings were sold at auction yesterday in Los Angeles. Additional sales planned in London, New York and Boston. Auction earnings will be given to to public TV stations here in the US which saw $1.1 billion in federal funding cut this year. The pieces sold Cliffside 115K, Home in the Valley, 229,000. And Winter's piece went for $318,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Too much.

[Christy Lee]

Ross's landscapes are rarely seen on the open market. He painted them under a work for hire deal, giving Bob Ross Inc. Ownership of nearly all of them.

[Chick McGee]

So he like dude, do three or four or five for each show?

[Tom Griswold]

I think he did three for each show he hosted. 403 episodes, a few thousand of them in a warehouse I think in Virginia, of all things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And you have a song for us.

[Tom Griswold]

But what I my question was real quick and I don't know the answer to this. Do you think that if you Buy one of those paintings. They also provide you with the show that he painted it on. Because in theory, if you painted.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they give you like a copy of the show. But I bet they tell you at least what the episode was like on the back.

[Christy Lee]

Write it. Episode season blah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Episode 6.10.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be cool. Yeah. That's how they numbered them. 6.10.

[Josh Arnold]

So season six.

[Chick McGee]

10.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In the Air Force, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A 20 year career in the Air Force.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he talked quietly and painted happy little trees. Now we got another art story. But we. Or a Bob Ross song.

[Christy Lee]

We have a Bob Ross song.

[Tom Griswold]

Is everybody ready?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Me, me, me, me, me.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look who's playing the guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Ba ba ba ba Ba Ross.

[Chick McGee]

Ba ba ba ba ba Ba Ross. He takes his brush. He paints clouds and trees.

[Tom Griswold]

Dead but still on TV Baba Ross.

[Chick McGee]

Ba ba ba ba ba Ross turned on the tube. All I do is stare at the Hotel Larton. The crazy hair Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they cost? He he. He paints clouds and trees.

[Chick McGee]

Happy accidents of these Baba Ross.

[Christy Lee]

All right. A Picasso portrait of his longtime muse and partner, Dora Mar. Sold for about 37 million at auction.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

The painting had long been hidden from public view. It was painted in July of 1943. Bust of a woman with a flowered hat. Hat depicts Ms. Mar in a brightly colored floral hat. It was purchased in 1944 and had not been on the market until it sold last week.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

At an auction in Paris. Oh, Picasso.

[Chick McGee]

I missed that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. His muse words.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably somebody banged.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, same. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you say somebody he banged?

[Josh Arnold]

Picasso was a potato.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. He loved owls. He had pet owls.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Go ahead. It's one of those things you don't believe me and I think I'm lying. Which I don't blame you. I lie a lot. But yeah. Really loved owls. Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer the artist picante. He paints with salsa.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm sure you missed this one, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Or the guy who tried to paint in Picanto.

[Tom Griswold]

He was. Or huge Picasso. Or the really hashtag Picasso.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the guy who would only paint olives. Huge know Pimento.

[Chick McGee]

How's that feel?

[Tom Griswold]

Pistachio the nut.

[Christy Lee]

A blue diamond weighing nearly 10 carats. Sold at auction in Switzerland for 25 and a half million dollars plus fees. The melon Blue name for the late American arts patron Rachel Bunny Melon.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine talking to her?

[Chick McGee]

I got cornered by Bunny at the party.

[Christy Lee]

Last night.

[Chick McGee]

My God.

[Christy Lee]

The auction was the first first installment of two days of jewelry auctions in Geneva. Today, Sotheby's will put up the glowing rose pink diamond, expected to draw bids of around $20 million. Where do these jewels go? Do they just sit in a case somewhere?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably a safe. Had 25 million 10 carats.

[Chick McGee]

I'm size of a softball, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, not that big.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Probably about the size of the top of this, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so.

[Chick McGee]

So theoretically, you could put it in a ring.

[Christy Lee]

I know someone who has a 10.

[Chick McGee]

Carat in their ring.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a Ring Pop.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of a marquee like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet it's mad.

[Chick McGee]

But then they don't. People who have those type of jewelry they make, they make a fake one. So to wear. And they've heard that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Somewhere else.

[Christy Lee]

Especially if you travel. You don't travel with real jewels.

[Chick McGee]

Would you cut someone's hand off for $10 million? I say yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I might cut my hand off.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Look what happened to Kim Kardashian. She was walking around with like a 10 karat ring and she got robbed in Paris.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. When she ripped off the insurance company.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got to work the system.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You got anything else over there?

[Christy Lee]

We're kind of running out of time. What do we have? Oh, hey, I know this is a cute little story. Massachusetts State police rescued a wayward dog that found itself onto a busy Boston tunnel during rush hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Surveillance video from the Massachusetts Department of Transportation shows the black and white Pop trotting toward oncoming vehicles in the Ted Williams tunnel with cars and trucks whizzing by.

[Chick McGee]

How about that? Boston accents, honking horns. You only get that dog out on the right.

[Christy Lee]

They were just.

[Chick McGee]

A dog.

[Tom Griswold]

A dog in Boston.

[Josh Arnold]

Bark. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Off, off, off, off, off.

[Chick McGee]

Boston accent. Woof.

[Christy Lee]

State troopers block traffic to coax the dog into a crash bruiser. So he was safe.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Poor guy must have been terrified. I'm scared in those Boston tunnels.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm scared in Boston.

[Tom Griswold]

Running the wrong way against traffic. That's no good. A couple quick things. We have a bunch of new stuff. We've got some really cool shirts there. I can see them right over there. They're. We have some T shirts. We got some holiday shirts. We've got the coast to coast with the microphone. I love that sweatshirt. You can see them at our pop up shop. It's going to be up for a week or [e-mail]. while you're there. Also happening, we've got, let's see week 11 coming for the NFL. So let's go to bobandtom.com contest. Make your picks. You could be like a Whitewater. Wisconsin's Rhonda Truman. She was our winner of week 10. She got 13 of 14 correct. And nobody else got that many. Once again, at stake, each week it is a gift certificate from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Look at the inventory at I have hate stevensinger.com Also while I'm at it, we've got that 4K TV courtesy of Orange insoles. And if you're curious, we are keeping going with our Operation Honor Guard. We have a lot of folks that really appreciated that and you can be part of it. You can make a donation. Just click on a box there on our website. It'll tell you all about how it works and what it does. And if you want to be part of it, that's great. We'd appreciate it. So, so would a lot of great veterans out there. Once again, it's Operation Honor Guard and you can find the [e-mail] we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Michael Rosenbaum and Tom Welling take you behind the scenes of one of the.

[Chick McGee]

Greatest shows of all time, their ultimate Rewatch podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the midst of season seven.

[Chick McGee]

And obviously we had a very successful television show for 10 years that was Superman based.

[Josh Arnold]

But we had to make everyone believe.

[Tom Griswold]

That you were Clark.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta be honest, I was surprised at the end of this episode that I wasn't. I was too.

[Christy Lee]

Talkville, the Smallville Rewatch podcast.

[Chick McGee]

Not sure I knew when I was filming it that I was not me.

[Christy Lee]

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