The BOB & TOM Show - November 13, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – November 13, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Date: November 13, 2025
Host: The BOB & TOM Show Cast (Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby)
Guests: Billy Gardell (comedian, actor), Rhonda Truman (NFL picks winner)

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Episode Overview

This lively episode blends classic BOB & TOM comedic banter with topical conversation about Thanksgiving preparations, NFL and sports talk, quirky listener stories, and special guests. There’s an emphasis on holiday traditions, listener engagement (lots of emails and refrigerator photos!), and reflections on generational changes—from kids’ lives to concert culture. The episode also spotlights a meaningful veterans’ initiative, “Operation Honor Guard.” Plus, comedian Billy Gardell joins for a life and comedy catch-up.

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Key Segments & Highlights

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1. Show Kickoff: First-Date Song & Studio Greetings

[01:30 – 04:00]

• Opening features a humorous, original song “Wait” about not doing everything on a first date—setting the show’s playful, musical tone.
• Hosts roll-call in the studio, quip about new holiday merch at their pop-up shop.

Memorable Quote:
“I saw you on Tinder, I read your profile... don’t do it all on a first date—wait.”
— Unidentified Singer, [01:30]

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2. Thanksgiving: Turkeys, Sides, and Side-Eye

[05:30 – 13:47]

• Tom, Chick, and Christy banter about the NFL Week 11, pop-up merch, and Christmas/Thanksgiving timing.
• Christy shares her OCD hunt for a 20-lb even turkey.
  “Do you scour through all the turkeys to find one that’s an even number?” — Christy Lee, [09:17]
• Running joke about controversial Thanksgiving sides: mac and cheese (“not a side!” debate), deviled eggs (side or appetizer?), and the emotional pull of family recipes.

Notable Exchange:
“Deviled eggs—now, is it considered a side or an appetizer? Either way, if there are no deviled eggs on the table, it ain’t Thanksgiving.”
— Tom Griswold reading listener Chris’s email, [10:38]

• Discussion on the increasing popularity of flights of deviled eggs at restaurants:
  “A flight of deviled eggs?!” — Christy Lee, [12:05]

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3. Listener Letters: Drill Sergeants, Slang, and Fridges

[12:07 – 15:47]

• Hilarious riff on military slang (“dickweed” origin, “the fuzz,” etc.).
• Emails about weird Thanksgiving food rules and old-school shoe polishing.
• Audience interaction: Listeners are sending in photos of their refrigerators, which the gang reviews live (late segment: [50:24 – 54:39]), analyzing condiment organization and pickle placement.

Memorable Letter:
“Where do you plant a dick weed? Next to the kumquats.”
— Listener Adam, read by Chick Magee, [12:18]

• Drill sergeant tales, including a memorable naval photo op:
  “If any of you pussies smile, this is gonna go through your effing sternum. ...He was the only one smiling in the photo.”
  — Listener Ethan’s boot camp story, [32:04]

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4. Around the Table: Home Life Oddities

[17:18 – 23:17]

• Tom’s daughter wants Christmas decorations up before Thanksgiving, sparking a “how early is too early?” holiday debate.
• Hair loss and balding conversations lead to a Lou Reed “Walk on the Bald Side” parody song by Pat Godwin [21:52].
• Old-school elementary uniforms and the benefits of school dress codes are discussed, with Tom’s unique twist.

Standout Quote:
“Work here a while, you lose your hair. Hey man, take a walk on the bald side.”
— Pat Godwin, “Walk on the Bald Side” parody, [21:52]

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5. Showers, Shaving, and Product Overload

[38:44 – 44:53]

• Tom describes the discomfort of using the “guest shower”—laments forgetting his shower mirror for shaving, leading to styptic pencil wounds.
• The group tallies up shower product counts: Chick confesses to a body wash “problem,” Christy describes “shower oil,” Pat jokes his shower is full of “Molson Brown and Baileys.”
• Tom riffs on consumer-targeted products (“left ball soap”).

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6. Thanksgiving Food Again: Listener Photos and Food Debates

[50:24 – 54:47]

• Hosts review and humorously roast submitted fridge photos; lengthy debate over ketchup bottles, tartar (“tar-tar”) sauce, and fridge/freezer configuration nostalgia.
• Quips about recyclable cardboard boxes (“now they just shred—fooling each other into thinking we’re saving the planet by having weaker boxes,” [53:33]).

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7. Operation Honor Guard: Veterans’ Salute

[47:00 – 48:46, 67:41 – 68:24]

• Read letters from listeners about military funerals, Honor Guard ceremonies, and service traditions (e.g., childhood punishments involving laps and marching).
• Promotion of the Honor Guard fundraiser (“over $10,000 raised!”).
  “It’s a terrific program... If you’re thinking of looking for something to do, this might be one for you.” — Tom Griswold

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8. Comedy, Culture, and 'Tom the Alien'

[63:01 – 76:27]

• Running gag: Tom is an “alien” confused by basic earth customs (e.g., flavored iced tea, WNBA scoreboards, concerts, bagpipes).
• The cast roasts Tom’s odd routines with sound bites and skits.
• “The alien who just discovered things here on Earth...” — Announcer recurring bit, throughout

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9. Billy Gardell Interview – Comedy Tour, Family, and Thanksgiving

[139:21 – 153:17]

• Billy reflects on comedy, technology, and generational divides in a thoughtful and heartwarming way:
  • His new tour: “The Less Is More Tour” (talking both about his weight loss and as a cultural message).
  • Advocacy for Gen X, empathy for younger generations overwhelmed by “screens and algorithms.”
  • On kids: “We were gifted with the last great childhood.”
  • Funny take on growing older: “After 50, the warranties just start running out.”

Memorable Quotes:
“Movies and live stand-up—the last place we all decide to take that journey together communally, and that’s important.”
— Billy Gardell, [144:02]

Thanksgiving at Billy’s:

• Doing the turkeys himself, family gathering, and the annual “is that cooked?” routine from his wife.

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10. NFL Picks, Contestant Rhonda Truman

[115:46 – 124:19]

• Rhonda from Wisconsin joins after winning the NFL picks contest. Friendly “Help Me, Rhonda” ribbing.
• Picks for Jets vs. Patriots (both take Patriots -13.5), Miami vs. Washington (Rhonda: Miami), Packers vs. Giants.
• Playful grilling about her Thanksgiving menu (“do you make the stuffing?” “Got any weird dishes?”) and favorite NFL team.

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11. Topical News, Quirky Stories, and Rapid Fire Topics

Throughout, Some Examples:

• Thanksgiving birthdays (“I get my own pumpkin pie!”), end of the penny ([130:01]), “nut hugger” underwear logo lawsuit ([90:28]), World’s Largest Bagpipe Ensemble ([87:18]), fridge/freezer design, cashless economies.
• Debate about the pronunciation of “tartar/tar-tar” sauce ([51:59]).
• “Shoes on or off?” routines, Tom’s clothing rotation system, school uniforms, and more.

Running Jokes:

• Tom’s tight boots and claustrophobia, cutting tops off socks, “alien” habits.
• Billy Gardell on apple watches: “She bought me this stupid Apple watch so I can monitor my heartbeat, and I hate that I’m an analog guy.”
• “Left ball soap” and other imaginary personal hygiene products.
• Jabs at “collegiate” fashion from Christy.

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12. Quick Hits, Game Show-Style Lightning Round

• Housekeeping Olympics (vacuum races, sheet tucking [78:13]).
• Kim Kardashian slams psychics for her not passing the bar ([107:41]).
• Porn accidentally broadcast on a ferry TV ([111:10]).
• Seagulls, iguanas falling from trees.
• Concluding with emails, historical trivia, and childhood nostalgia.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “I’m just saying – why don’t you experience your guest room shower, just so you know what’s going on in there?”
  — Tom Griswold, [41:15]

• “If you want the kind of love that will last, don’t do it all on a first date.”
  — Song lyric, [03:22]

• “Tom, you are truly an alien sent here from another planet to try to just blend in.”
  — Josh Arnold, [65:22]

• “You could make a whole meal out of deviled eggs.”
  — Christy Lee, [11:28]

• “Never trust a refrigerator where the freezer’s on top.”
  — Tom Griswold, [54:17]

• “We make the second floor of the mall two-bedroom apartments. Downstairs an arcade, a record store, Spencer’s Gifts, Orange Julius and a movie theater. Macy’s becomes an urgent care, you’ll never hear from Gen Xers again.”
  — Billy Gardell, [143:53]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opening song / greetings: [01:30 – 04:00]
• Thanksgiving food debates, deviled eggs: [05:30 – 13:47]
• Military/drill sergeant stories: [12:07 – 15:47, 30:15 – 34:07]
• Shower product, home routine talk: [38:44 – 44:53]
• Fridge photo analysis: [50:24 – 54:39]
• Operation Honor Guard segment: [47:00 – 48:46, 67:41 – 68:24]
• Tom as “alien”/cultural confusion bits: [63:01 – 76:27]
• Billy Gardell interview: [139:21 – 153:17]
• NFL picks with Rhonda: [115:46 – 124:19]
• Bagpipe world record/music snippets: [87:18, 100:33 – 101:17]
• Lightning news riffs (bagpipes, “nut huggers”): [90:28 – 96:06]
• End of penny, coins, and lottery: [130:01 – 134:00]
• Listener emails, iguana falls in salad: [156:31 – 157:45]

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Tone & Style

• Fast-paced, irreverent, thread-hopping, always circling back to listener engagement and long-running inside jokes.
• Balances heartfelt (veterans’ tributes, Billy Gardell on family/mental health) with typical BOB & TOM absurdism.
• Heavy use of running gags (“Tom the alien,” deviled eggs, drill sergeant insults), audience letters, and live on-air reactions to listener submissions.

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Summary for the Uninitiated

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a full-on, classic morning radio experience: comedy, music, playful roasting, real-life confessions, advice (some useful, much of it not), and oddball news. It’s equal parts “family room the day before Thanksgiving” and “high school lunch table”—but with a very distinctive radio pro polish. If you want to hear adult friends tease each other, debate turkey sides, laugh about bathroom routines, hear great guest banter (Billy Gardell is a highlight), and still support a good veterans’ cause, this episode is a standout.

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For more, visit bobandtom.com (pop-up merch, Operation Honor Guard, NFL picks, show archives).

Transcript

[Kevin Harlan]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick Magee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Unidentified Singer]

I saw you on Tinder, I read your profile. A middle aged waitress, divorced with a child. You said you wasn't looking for a one night stand. You're searching for a lover that's got a slow hand. Don't do it all on a first date leave a little something on the plate don't do it all on a first date wait.

[Billy Gardell]

All right.

[Unidentified Singer]

The name of this song is Wait so the next time it comes around y' all can sing that word. We sat down at the table, it was understood that 2 for 20 coupon was still good. The conversation flowed, the chicken got cold. We both agreed Jackson Brown finally looks old. Do it all on a first date yeah leave a little something on the plate don't do it all on a first date wait. That's pretty good. Yeah, I took you to a movie, we got some popcorn, we cried at the end of A Star is Born. I put my arm around you you kiss me on the cheek My heart's started racing and my knees got weak don't do it all on a first date yeah leave a little something on the plate don't do it all on a first date.

[Chick Magee]

Wait.

[Unidentified Singer]

On the way home I tried second base a slap on the jaw put me in my place you told me slow down down you're moving too fast if you want the kind of love that will last don't do it out on a first date yeah leave a little something on the plate don't do it all on a first date.

[Announcer]

Wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Paul Thorne Love Grunting during music. One of my favorite. Yeah. Hi, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Good, good morning. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick Magee]

At the Silac insurance news desk, Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick Magee]

Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Chick Magee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Heather, I'm Chick McGee at the prize picks sports desk. And now here he is, the owner, most dangerous man in the United States of America, it's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. A little bit of music from Paul Thorne to start things off. He was just here in the studio with us last week.

[Christy Lee]

He was on Instagram yesterday wearing his new Bob and Tom hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure was.

[Christy Lee]

Look nice.

[Pat Godwin]

How cool is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, thank you very much, Paul. We, we have some new cool stuff. I'm looking at it right there over Chick shoulder, the Bob and Tom holiday shirts and the, the classic coast to coast big microphone shirt. That's one of my favorites. And they're up in for sale right now. We call it the pop up shop. It's not going to be here long so take advantage of it now if you like, visit us at bob&tom.com I'll get it right on right away. I want to get to it. We have our, our big competition regarding the NFL because week 11 starts this evening in New England jets versus Patriots. How many of the jets getting the.

[Chick Magee]

Jets are getting officially as of this morning, you can get the jets plus 13.5. 13 and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of points.

[Chick Magee]

That's a big number.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but you can, you don't even have to worry about the point spread. Just pick the winners right at Bob&Tom.com contest at stake, of course, that gift certificate each week from Steven Singer Jewelers. Have some fun. We're going to talk with our winner from week 10, Rhonda Truman of Whitewater, Wisconsin. We'll talk with Rhonda later on in the show. Christy, you're looking kind of collegiate today. I like that.

[Christy Lee]

Rah rah.

[Chick Magee]

Look at that kind of quarter zip as they say.

[Christy Lee]

That is a quarter zip. Quarter zip, quarter quarter.

[Chick Magee]

Unzips.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick Magee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

I'm still cold from last night. I went out check local listings looking for the Aurora again.

[Tom Griswold]

See it?

[Christy Lee]

Hell no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I didn't see it.

[Christy Lee]

Stood out there for an hour and a half freezing my butt off.

[Chick Magee]

I think it's a scam.

[Christy Lee]

Got caught. The cops called on us for sitting in somebody's driveway. Yeah, it Was a good day.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? You make it out?

[Billy Gardell]

Huh?

[Chick Magee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

You making out in somebody's driveway?

[Christy Lee]

No, there were two cars and we were parked in our friend's driveway, but our friend forgot to tell her husband that we were doing that, and so he called the police. Cuz.

[Tom Griswold]

So you did see some lights then?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't see the northern lights.

[Chick Magee]

Just a. Yeah, I'd like to think that you were just loaded in the driveway, screaming and yelling, going, what the hell's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

You know. You know who I justified now, Pat?

[Chick McGee]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you call a police officer?

[Pat Godwin]

A friend at this point? I know them all by name.

[Tom Griswold]

When you had your encounter, did you not use.

[Pat Godwin]

I called him Barney.

[Tom Griswold]

Barney. I think the word barty and the word donut in the same sentence yields prison time.

[Christy Lee]

He was actually very nice. He just asked us to move, so we moved down to an older county road.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys were little. We used to call the thing on the top of a cop car that they no longer have. Really? I guess some of them do. We used to call it the bubble gum machine. Yeah. Anybody?

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, we said. We said that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, because it was. I guess occasionally you see them sort of the. Instead of. Now they all have the bar.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

With the various lights on it.

[Chick Magee]

Well, I think studies have shown that Missouri was six to eight months behind the rest of the country when it comes to any. Any sort of slang.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Particularly law enforcement.

[Chick Magee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

How did you refer to the police?

[Chick McGee]

Cops.

[Tom Griswold]

Popo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Five. Zero.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you were doing your garaging stunts where you'd be stealing, we would say cops. Yeah, yeah. The cops was the one that I think still comes to mind.

[Chick Magee]

Did you ever yell, cheese it, the cops, Anything like that?

[Chick McGee]

They made. My buddies made fun of me one time because we were all drinking in this public park late at night, all right, And a police officer drove by and I go, run. It's the fuzz. And they did. They did not let me live down the fact that I called them the fuzz.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, fuzz is one of those words that would show up on bad television shows as hipsters would.

[Chick Magee]

No matter what you think you're calling us Johnny Law Fuzz, we're there to help you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now we have a lot of many, many, many things to get through today.

[Christy Lee]

And before you send me your emails, I know that there was some explosions in the Aurora happening north, very north, but not where we live.

[Tom Griswold]

So I guess the previous evening it was visible in parts of Florida and Texas, Alabama.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the photographs I've looked at amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like the sky is on fire.

[Chick McGee]

They need to stay northern. It's like in and out. There's a region for it. I don't want it growing too much.

[Christy Lee]

You need to tell Mother Nature. She said, yeah, no more.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. So we'll see. We'll see what happens. Let's.

[Christy Lee]

I bought my turkey yesterday. Have you ever done this? Do you scour through all the turkeys to find one that's an even number so that you're able to be. To cook it right? So, like, instead of 18.5 or a 19.6, I went for a 20.04. I got almost a solid 20. Oh, I was so excited.

[Chick Magee]

I'm sorry I nodded off. What happened?

[Christy Lee]

It makes the math easier because you have to cook it for so long per pound, and you have to thaw it so long, you know, per pound.

[Tom Griswold]

We did have an interesting, somewhat controversial discussion yesterday of side dishes.

[Chick McGee]

I guarantee you're not alone on that, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there are people out there.

[Christy Lee]

People. Really? I mean, I was searching. It was. Yes, I know, and I got an email already. Christy, Mac and cheese is not a Thanksgiving side.

[Chick Magee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, Matthew.

[Chick Magee]

Why are people so upset about Mac and Marley and cheese and Thanksgiving dinner?

[Christy Lee]

What about corn casserole?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I think Mac and cheese is a recent addition in the last.

[Christy Lee]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

20 years. I. We never did it, but then we never did Mac and cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Anyways, I did look for Mac and cheese yesterday. There was. Not there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. Apple pie. Mac and cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's only at Walmart, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We still couldn't. I couldn't get it either, so we're trying to get it to try it. We have a lot of letters about. About Thanksgiving. This one, I think, is very important, so I'll get right to it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This comes to us from. From Chris. Sorry to bug you at work. God, I love it when they do that. Deviled eggs. Now, is it considered a side or an appetizer? Either way, if there are no deviled eggs on the table, it ain't Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a big one.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree.

[Christy Lee]

And I won't make them. My mother always made them so good.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly's mom makes the best double ducks I've ever had.

[Christy Lee]

My mother made the best deviled eggs according to everyone else. I don't eat Devil Days.

[Chick Magee]

She has a. I would do nasty things for good deviled eggs.

[Christy Lee]

She.

[Tom Griswold]

She has this Plastic, like, Tupperware tray that you can put them in and. Oh, it's the greatest.

[Christy Lee]

My mom had a beautiful, like, china platter thing that she.

[Tom Griswold]

This thing is just. But it's. I couldn't agree more, though. Deviled eggs.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not having deviled eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

I would consider that, though, in the appetizer area.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would, too. Absolutely.

[Chick Magee]

You can make whole meal have deviled eggs.

[Christy Lee]

I can't. I'm not making them. Somebody else would have to make them. And I don't know if you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Like them because there's mayonnaise in them and mustard.

[Christy Lee]

Two of the things I hate.

[Chick Magee]

I'm alarmed at how many deviled eggs I could eat.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick Magee]

Yeah. Ten eggs worth, at least.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I agree.

[Chick McGee]

It's interesting how in the last 10 years, nicer restaurants have started putting those on your. Their appetizers. You can get like a flight of deviled eggs.

[Chick Magee]

I have not run into.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the way you and I have done it.

[Chick Magee]

We've done. Oh, we have done it.

[Chick McGee]

You're right. Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm old.

[Chick Magee]

I forget. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a great word, though, in that context? A flight of devil. Yeah, they were just not a flight of wine.

[Christy Lee]

A flight of deviled eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there we go. We also have exploration of the term dickweed. And remember, we. I don't know how that came up yesterday. We were trying to figure that out.

[Chick McGee]

Came up from a drill sergeant.

[Chick Magee]

Speaking of that, we have email, listener emails from everyone showing us their refrigerator. So that's exciting. We're going to talk about that. But this is from Adam. Where do you plant a dick weed?

[Tom Griswold]

He asks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. I don't know where.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Chick Magee]

Next to the kumquats. Thank you, Adam. Thank you very much. See, Adam gets it.

[Tom Griswold]

You bury it right there, baby.

[Chick Magee]

That's right. Buried up to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, we have a many great letters about drill sergeants. I will say also, we can't read some of them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sure they use some language.

[Chick McGee]

I've been going through some this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

And they are FCC unapproved drill starters. You couldn't broadcast your show in formation unless you were on satellite, I think.

[Chick McGee]

But, man, these are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll get to all those things once again. Also, I want to remind you that we've got Operation Honor Guard up and running through Thanksgiving. There are a lot of great veterans, charities. This is one of them. You might want to read about it. I think it's a terrific program. We've also received a number of letters from people who have had the, the honor of watching the honor guard and their ceremonies at the burials of great veterans. So check that out. Also at bob and tom.com There's a big link right there in front. Now before we move on, I will say that comedian Billy Gardell will be joining us today. I'm a big fan.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Such a nice guy. And for my money, Mike and Molly, one of the, one of the great sitcoms of all time. And he's got other things going on right now. We'll talk to him about that. And I'll talk to you right now about Chick Magee's home, the cameras, the beauty of the luxury of the, of.

[Chick McGee]

Being able to let go of the baton.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick Magee]

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[Tom Griswold]

A request already from the back of the room. It says special request from the quote, behind the scenes types. Please ask Kelly's mom to make us a flight of deviled eggs for the staff green room ahead of Thanksgiving so we can try them. Thanks in advance. Signed deviled egg fan. I will do that. And also did deviled eggs go in that category of something that while cooking doesn't smell good, but when it's time to eat, it smells great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know if they smell great.

[Tom Griswold]

But it smells kind of like flatulence.

[Chick Magee]

Sure, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You get that sulfuric kind of egg smell.

[Chick Magee]

Smells like spots every now and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, sure. Coming up, things that the drill sergeants. We've got a couple true classics. I can read about 90% of the verbiage. We'll get to that. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kevin Harlan]

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[Chick Magee]

Hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello. Got a song coming this break, right?

[Pat Godwin]

This break.

[Chick Magee]

Baffo. Big time. Right now, here.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a second.

[Chick Magee]

Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Chick Magee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy.

[Chick Magee]

I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Coming up, Thanksgiving talk. I violated one of the rules at my house.

[Chick McGee]

Oh really? Look forward to hearing about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, my nine year old daughter Hart wants to set up Christmas in her bedroom.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so we started that yesterday with her Christmas sheets and Christmas blanket. Today the, the Christmas tree. She has one of those plastic Christmas trees like an umbrella. You've seen these things and they, they pop up. Yeah. With the built in lights and everything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She wants it, she wants to get it up there already.

[Chick McGee]

I say yes.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got kind of a, kind of a bah humbug thing about Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I said we gotta wait till Thanksgiving. We've got the Christmas lights up outside. We don't turn them on till Thanksgiving. No, no.

[Chick Magee]

Daddy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's, she's in the spirit early.

[Christy Lee]

Well, and it's all around her. Have you noticed how many people have their Christmas Lights on now yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Christmas is all around you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick Magee]

It's too early.

[Christy Lee]

Blast love actually. Already.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'll wait. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that movie, too, Christy. But, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday, I know you were resting your fingers because you've got a couple big gigs this weekend. I know you're going to be at the famous Ricks center coming up in Greenfield, Indiana, on Friday night. And then Saturday, the big event. Jeff, Oscar, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, the Murderer's Row of comedians at the Unoh Event center in Lima, Ohio. Only you know and I know. Do they call it the. You know.

[Pat Godwin]

They do now.

[Announcer]

Great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great.

[Chick Magee]

You know my Dave Mason story. He came in and was on the show one day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

And I was wandering around. I don't know what I was doing, but I. I go into the other part of the building where there was a locked door, and I had my pass and everything, so I went through and I came back through, and this guy comes up and he goes, hey, where's the Bob and Tom Show? And I go, oh, are you with Dave Mason? And he looks at me and goes, yeah, yeah, I'm with Dave Mason. It was Dave Mason.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In your defense.

[Chick Magee]

And he looks. Yeah, he looked.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he have a shaved head and totally bald?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he lost his head.

[Chick Magee]

I had no idea. And I hadn't seen him since We Just Disagree days and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good song.

[Chick Magee]

That's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

And he famously plays Let It Go, Let It Flow rhythm guitar on Jimi Hendrix's biggest song.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

All along the Watchtower. Now, speaking of bald. Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Here's Pat. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Pat has more hair than I do. Certainly more.

[Chick McGee]

More than I do.

[Tom Griswold]

And Josh is now identifying. That's kind of a new thing in culture. You can identify as whatever sex you want, which is fine with me. A lot of people are identifying as being intelligent that aren't, but that's a different story. Josh, you're identifying as a bald man now. Yeah, it's true. But you're a very handsome bald man. You got a nice, Nice beard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're not shaving your head, though. You have a. You have a. Like a little tuft.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't need to do anything extra up there. It's. It's doing everything.

[Chick Magee]

Don't let him tell you. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

For how long?

[Chick Magee]

Tom had a tough. For almost 17 years.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't care for it.

[Chick Magee]

You held onto it like grim death.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you were able to. You could kind of spread it out to keep the. To keep shine down and.

[Billy Gardell]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Has my tuft. I mean, it's not Rob Cordry ask, right? It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

No. No, it's not. Dick Nixon.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He had the widow's peak.

[Chick McGee]

You guys will let me know when that needs to.

[Chick Magee]

When I. Tom had a tuft, he would take his hand and run it through like he had a big mop of hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, but you're forgetting. You got to flick. You got to flick your head like you've got dang.

[Chick Magee]

Like you got hair.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just relying on you guys to let me know when it is time to. For me to start doing something up here.

[Christy Lee]

It looks fun.

[Chick Magee]

It looks.

[Christy Lee]

Let nature take its course.

[Chick Magee]

You do have a nice round head, though, though.

[Chick McGee]

Perfect head.

[Pat Godwin]

Real nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is it?

[Chick McGee]

See, because when I feel it's denty.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll have to see how I don't. I have, like, this weird bone going down the middle. Very unappealing. Huh?

[Chick Magee]

My head on the back is kind of flat. They. They left me in the crib laying on my back so long.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the bone on my head called?

[Chick McGee]

The genius bone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you. Yeah, thank you very much. I wish it would kick in. Why did you do that now, Mr. God, when you have a significant amount of hair up there on top.

[Chick Magee]

Gorgeous head of hair.

[Pat Godwin]

Gorgeous head of hair.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is a song for Josh. Is that what's happening for all of.

[Pat Godwin]

Us, really, that are in this. This ball game, so to speak? Take a walk on the bald side. Little Lou Reed tribute, here we go. Tommy came from Cleveland, Ohio, went to FLA to be on the radio. He gained lots of fans but lost some hair. The land is near, you know where he says, hey, Dare, take a walk on the bald side. Hey, Christy, take a walk on the bald side. Joss came from St. Louis, Missouri. Started at Bob and Tom all big and furry. Tom teases him, Josh just stares. Work here a while, you lose your hair. Hey, man, take a walk in the bald side. Sounds like a sex move. Tom, take a walk on the bald side and the white guy sing.

[Chick McGee]

They go.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at my hair. I came from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Tom tells the whole wide world I'm in AA it's anonymous. I tell him, stop. He says, I'm drunk right now and thin on top. I said, hey, Dare Tom take a walk on the bald side. That's not for air. Tom, take a walk on the bald side. And the white guys sing. They go, look at my hair.

[Chick McGee]

Good one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song. One of the weirdest songs ever to become a hit.

[Chick McGee]

It is good, man.

[Pat Godwin]

It is real good.

[Tom Griswold]

That great bass sound.

[Christy Lee]

Even though the.

[Chick McGee]

A Wild Story the World Words are.

[Christy Lee]

A little rough sometimes, but it holds up.

[Chick Magee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they still playing that one, or has that been. My kids know it politically corrected out.

[Chick McGee]

It has, but there's really. I mean, that. There's nothing negative in the way that they're saying that. No, what I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, I know it's not appropriate now, but what do you do when there was zero malice.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they've. They've changed the. If you listen, even on the satellite stations, when they play a certain Dire Straits song, they play the corrected version. They do, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a couple of them. The who.

[Chick Magee]

Who are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I think they leave that one in there. Roger. Have you seen them, by the way, the video of Roger Daltrey doing the Scream? He's. What is he, 80 years old? And they're. They're doing the.

[Chick McGee]

He can still nail.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure looks like it.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So I, I. The who.

[Chick Magee]

Veins. Got veins in the neck.

[Tom Griswold]

Veins popping, apparently. Are the who done? Done. Are they going to do anything else? I know they.

[Chick Magee]

Well, we'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope they. I'd like to go see.

[Chick Magee]

My favorite part of Walk on the Wild side is that sax solo at the end.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's great.

[Chick Magee]

And he. That's Ronnie Ross, who taught David Bowie how to play the saxophone.

[Tom Griswold]

And as you know, I was telling the story when we talked to David Bowie. We talked to him about that. His. He had the producers. He was the producer with Mick Ronson, but he had one of the execs that, I guess at the record company call this guy and book him for the session. And he didn't recognize David Bowie, who, of course, is David Jones, because David had the weird hairdo who later went.

[Chick Magee]

On to be in the Monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. No. Oh, and did you see this? Mickey Dolence is going to tour a Monkeys tribute, 60 Years of the Monkeys, and he's going to have all kinds of photographs. And I think.

[Chick Magee]

There they are, the Monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. I'd go see him. I've seen the Monkeys a couple times.

[Chick Magee]

I love Frankie Dolan.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too.

[Chick Magee]

Those songs. I Last Trained to Clarksville and I'm a Believer.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say Mickey sang, I think five of their six hits.

[Christy Lee]

He was really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was. The lead singer is Valerie.

[Pat Godwin]

That is good.

[Chick Magee]

Have a song called Valerie. And I think Mike Nesmith is playing the guitar. At the start there, like a flamingo type thing or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Flamingo.

[Chick Magee]

Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Flamingo guitar.

[Chick Magee]

Flamingo.

[Tom Griswold]

A flamingo guitar would be a big pink guitar with a long neck.

[Chick Magee]

Flamingo.

[Chick McGee]

Flamenco. Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Have the legs hanging off. No, I'm in a. Actually shaped like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick Magee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Quite the guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Can you play flamenco on a flamingo?

[Tom Griswold]

We have.

[Chick Magee]

Is it time for listener email?

[Tom Griswold]

It is indeed.

[Chick McGee]

I saw a Filipino playing a flamingo that had flamenco on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I missed backstage getting.

[Chick Magee]

Was heating spicy, spicy food with a jalapeno.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone was on their knees giving him flamingo.

[Chick Magee]

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[Tom Griswold]

And that Sleep number bed, some of them have a special thing that I have on mine that you can adjust the back so. So it goes up.

[Chick Magee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you always go raise?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Acid reflux.

[Chick Magee]

Now, when you do that, do you hear someone go, will you shut the hell up?

[Tom Griswold]

I happen to be captain of the safety patrol. I'll have you know, at Mercer Elementary School. I still know the song if you'd like me to sing it.

[Chick McGee]

No. And I don't even know how you.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know how you even got.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a fight song for your elementary school?

[Pat Godwin]

What do you mean?

[Chick Magee]

Of course we went to elementary.

[Pat Godwin]

Elementary.

[Christy Lee]

Who are you fighting for?

[Tom Griswold]

Our dear Mercer. He's gonna do the best school of them all.

[Chick Magee]

Please stop.

[Tom Griswold]

We hail and salute thee. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

At least you're hitting the notes.

[Chick Magee]

I would like to think. I would like to think that he had the exact same outlook and. And speech pattern, albeit just a tick higher. Right when he was in the safety patrol. All right.

[Chick McGee]

All right, everyone.

[Chick Magee]

I want you to know that I'm very important.

[Tom Griswold]

We wore those. Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Look.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at this. We wore those. It's kind of like a sash that attaches to a belt around a white.

[Christy Lee]

Belt with the sash on it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which kind of looks like that new abomination from Apple, that iPhone holder I have.

[Christy Lee]

I have it on my phone to order one of those on Friday.

[Chick Magee]

I am ordering you here, where we're veering toward again today.

[Christy Lee]

I want to bring one in here for you.

[Tom Griswold]

They're $230.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna get the short one for 130. 50 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, ridiculously overpriced.

[Chick Magee]

Well, you know you're gonna have to buy at least two.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick Magee]

At least two.

[Tom Griswold]

I will not buy.

[Chick Magee]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you do.

[Chick Magee]

No, no, no. I'm not saying. I'm not saying you're actually going to physically buy them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Somewhere under your purchase order arrangement, somebody's gonna buy at least two of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. Nailed it. These, these are not for Americans. They're a European look. It's maybe a Japanese.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm not saying we're not going to see them here. I think we're going to.

[Billy Gardell]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Americans like a European look, dude.

[Chick McGee]

A lot.

[Billy Gardell]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Some of your biggest cities jet down to Rio.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of your. Some of your biggest cities nails it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick Magee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. He said, trying to stop Tom from talking. This is from Justin. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Just to be clear.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Chick Magee]

Tom should wear a size large shirt but chooses double X because he doesn't like feeling cramped. He cuts the tops off his socks so they aren't tight. He won't wear turtlenecks because they're too tight and doesn't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

All correct.

[Chick Magee]

Feel like he's being choked.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

He uses a torque wrench and ratchet straps to secure his shoes. I just wanted to be clear and make sure I was understanding things. You got it right.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick Magee]

Just.

[Pat Godwin]

That is when you put them all together.

[Chick Magee]

Thank you, Justin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Makes perfect sense.

[Chick Magee]

Although I think your shirts. You have adjusted your. Yeah. You don't wear double X's nearly as often as you used to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I like space. I like rope.

[Christy Lee]

The thing that I love about that is the boots actually zip on the side. He doesn't even have to ever untie them ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Yes you do.

[Christy Lee]

No you don't.

[Chick Magee]

I have a pair of.

[Christy Lee]

Those are my favorite pair of them too.

[Chick Magee]

Favorite shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Never.

[Tom Griswold]

I never give a few minutes. I'll tell you about the brand new ski technology and ski boots. It's a revolution. Okay. Whole new technology. We have a lot of letters regarding drill sergeants.

[Chick McGee]

They're funny, man. They're good.

[Tom Griswold]

And your dad was a two time combat veteran. Vietnam and great guy. Sadly gone. But he was also a drill sergeant there for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it's important to have drill sergeants. There's a lot of discipline involved. Bob Ross, the famous painter on PBS was in fact a drill sergeant. It's kind of hard to believe that's one of the reasons he talked so softly after he. He got sick of yelling at people. This is from Ed from beautiful Savannah. I attended infantry basic Training at Fort Benning in 1991 while Desert Storm was happening in the Middle East. I still remember the names of my platoons. Three drill sergeants. Funk, Lopez, and Jackson. Drill sergeant Jackson would always tell us what we were doing was. Now you have to insert two words here, all right? The S word and the F word. Insert them in your head. You don't have to say them out loud.

[Chick Magee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What we're doing was simple as S, but someone's going to eff it up. There was a drill sergeant who was also very stern and mean, but realized that he could look like a human by wearing a Mickey Mouse watch.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thank you very much. Now this is a really good one. I love this letter. This is from Ethan from Pennsylvania. He goes. It was picture day at Navy boot camp. We got in formation, and right when the photographer was about to take our division photo, the division commander stepped out of the formation, grabbed a sword that was being used in the photo, waved it over his head, and said, if any of you pussies smile, this is gonna be your effing. Go through your effing sternum.

[Christy Lee]

Sternum.

[Chick Magee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple weeks later, we got the picture back. He was the only one smiling.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love it. Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Do as I say.

[Tom Griswold]

Now back to you, Chick McGee at the Bob and Tom letter desk.

[Chick Magee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Dear Tom, once Again, I am 23 years old. I have both brown and black shoe polish kits. Wow. And separate brushes so as not to cross contaminate.

[Tom Griswold]

I like this.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say 23?

[Chick Magee]

23.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Chick Magee]

I have polished my shoes since 10th grade.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Chick Magee]

That's Dakota. Like the states? In Huntington, West Virginia.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Polish on, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

I like wearing leather shoes.

[Chick McGee]

I always like when they would. They'd kind of light it on fire. Right.

[Chick Magee]

There's something. Yeah, there's something that happens to the polish when you light it on fire. Yeah. Makes it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a long start.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what the numbers are. With respect, I mean, athletic shoes have taken over.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder how. What percentage of athletic shoes it is now with. Back in with the 60s. You in.

[Chick Magee]

Well, there was only Converse and Adidas maybe then, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I remember Adidas.

[Christy Lee]

Ball jets.

[Chick Magee]

I know Conver. Everybody in high school basketball wore Converse when I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember Adidas kicking in with Tokyo's in the 64 games.

[Chick Magee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The blue Felt anyone?

[Chick Magee]

Yeah. Yeah, maybe so.

[Tom Griswold]

Now those were track spikes.

[Chick Magee]

Magic and Larry were both Converse.

[Tom Griswold]

They.

[Chick Magee]

They wore.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick Magee]

The weapon in the NBA that's what the name of the shoe was.

[Tom Griswold]

But overall, I. I would imagine that, you know, traditional leather shoes are kind.

[Chick McGee]

Of out where Buster Brown's dress shoes were they leather?

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But, yeah, we couldn't wear a special store together. We couldn't wear athletic shoes to school.

[Christy Lee]

Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I. I mean, I'm sure that's.

[Christy Lee]

You have to wear a tie as well.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's. Oh, you mean even in, like, prep schools?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I went. We had to wear a coat and tie and certainly couldn't wear, you know, tennis shoes.

[Christy Lee]

But I still do that. In London, I noticed all the kids were wearing coat and ties.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they all look like Angus Young.

[Christy Lee]

They were so cute.

[Chick McGee]

The shorts and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in a way, I. The school my girls go to, they have to wear uniforms till I think, whatever it is, sixth graders, I. That I wish it was that way all the way through.

[Christy Lee]

That should be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because it takes away that drama of getting dressed every day and having.

[Christy Lee]

To keep it up with the Joneses too. You don't have to worry about.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big uniform guy. And as you know, I would. I would really like it if I could have the fine lady that helps out at the house wear a uniform, but that would be.

[Chick Magee]

Now, when you say fine lady, what do you mean? What are you saying?

[Tom Griswold]

She's probably. She's a single gal.

[Chick Magee]

Maybe she's the fine lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Well, why don't you.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I could fix you up with her.

[Chick Magee]

I would imagine that Paula has some grand grandchildren that would like to come work for you, Tom. Some sort of legacy situation like it used to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

My family has worked for the Griswolds for over a century.

[Chick Magee]

That was right. I've cooked deviled eggs for this family for 50 years. Paula.

[Tom Griswold]

Paula's daughter is a nurse who's about 20 years older than me, so I'm not sure if she's still around. Paula was quite elderly, you know, area.

[Chick Magee]

What is it? Area. Elderly woman, daughter, Also elderly or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick Magee]

I have a four pack bundle and it's liquid science Arctic freeze that Tom was just talking about. And orange plus Wrangler Energy. Get a little bump and a cold brew.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And look at this. The Josh's four pack bundle. It's not gravy and ranch. That's what Tom was insisting on.

[Chick Magee]

Of course not, Josh.

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick Magee]

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[Chick Magee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Chick Miggy.

[Chick Magee]

She's in the Silak and Church News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I am.

[Chick Magee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick Magee]

Hello. Hello. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Chick Magee]

There's Ace Cosby. Luke. I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

How many showers do you have at your house?

[Christy Lee]

How many showers?

[Chick McGee]

Two for me.

[Chick Magee]

Two.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever taken a shower in the other shower?

[Chick Magee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's weird, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

I've never done it different.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've got some.

[Chick Magee]

The other showers, A bathtub, which, because of you, I've. I've come over to your side. I don't care for showers like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Bathtub shower.

[Chick Magee]

If you're. We're gonna have a shower, let's put a shower pan in.

[Billy Gardell]

Don't.

[Chick Magee]

I don't want to stand in the tub.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't want to do that.

[Chick Magee]

No, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we have one of those, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, I had to take it.

[Chick Magee]

It's good for the puppy shower in.

[Tom Griswold]

The guest shower today.

[Chick Magee]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

You had to take a shower in the guest shower?

[Billy Gardell]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah. I fought with my significant other every now. No, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand. We're having some difficult issues.

[Chick Magee]

We are here for you.

[Tom Griswold]

We're swapping out.

[Chick McGee]

Ed is common.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We're swapping out a fiction.

[Chick Magee]

The point is. So you strayed.

[Chick McGee]

You're a man.

[Chick Magee]

You're a man in the porch.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm upstairs taking a shower, and I've never showered in the shower.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's just. It's weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, of course, you get in there and realize. Wait a minute.

[Chick Magee]

Your stuff's in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how'd you like it?

[Tom Griswold]

So this time I prepared and I brought up my. I like the Old Fashioned Barbasol shaving cream.

[Chick McGee]

That is good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Had my razor. Had everything I needed. My towel.

[Chick Magee]

Now, your razor is it like a single edge where you unscrew the bottom of it to put the blade in and then screw it back down?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Wilkinson.

[Chick McGee]

Then you feed the razor into the slot in the wall.

[Chick Magee]

Wilkinson Sword. You know. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But what I failed to grab was my shower mirror.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you can't go in there.

[Chick McGee]

You can't shave. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, all you can. I don't know if you can see. I don't know if you can see where I had to use the styptic pencil to fix the gashes in my face.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's so Weird.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you just wait and shower and then shave after the shower in front of the mirror?

[Chick McGee]

You know the. Honest, I have read that you are supposed to shave before a shower.

[Christy Lee]

All right, then. Well, either or. You don't need to shave in the shower. There's a mirror right there.

[Chick Magee]

If you shave after the shower, you're face is kind of your. Because of the hot water swells. And cold water is supposed to be the best shave ever because it shrinks your skin back from the whiskers.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll do some research.

[Chick McGee]

I say do whatever works for you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just. It's kind of my ritual and.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, I thought you would have a barber on stage. And you're sure?

[Chick McGee]

I think you're fine. You're showering or you're shaving in the shower?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. In any event, just if you've ever taken a shower. Now, Christy, you're in a new house.

[Christy Lee]

We have four showers.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you used them all?

[Christy Lee]

No, I've only used mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you for tomorrow's show?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you go to an alternative? I know you've got the. You've got the new continuous hot water thing. What's it called?

[Christy Lee]

A tankless water.

[Tom Griswold]

Tankless water Here. Yeah, I've got those. Those are great.

[Christy Lee]

My shower's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

But anyway, I'm just saying, why don't you experience your guest room shower? Just so you know what's going on in there?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Don't do it on a week. Don't make her do it on a work day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Like, do it on the weekend because.

[Tom Griswold]

It'Ll throw you off.

[Chick Magee]

Don't do it at all. Just tell them you did it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Boy, that sure was different.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, if I.

[Chick Magee]

If my stuff was there, If I.

[Tom Griswold]

Were to get into your shower.

[Billy Gardell]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How many different bottles of stuff do you have in there?

[Chick McGee]

I have shampoo, conditioner and beard wash. So three bottles. Beard wash? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You have separate beard wash?

[Chick McGee]

I do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that real or is that a scam?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I. I think it's great. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not just soap with a different label on it.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a. It would be closer to a body.

[Chick Magee]

Wash. You guys don't want to know how many.

[Christy Lee]

How many do you have products I.

[Chick Magee]

Have in my shower?

[Christy Lee]

How many?

[Chick Magee]

Too many to count.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick Magee]

I went nuts on body wash. I don't know what my problem is. I've got. There's this company in England, Molten Brown.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Molten Brown does a nice product Good.

[Chick Magee]

I've got like nine of theirs. Really? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a little lotion for each body part.

[Chick Magee]

Yes. I have my sphincter opener.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Chick Magee]

That's how I start. And so every now and then, Josh will come over and help me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that opener's nice. It's like a tiny speculum.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, yeah. Brilliant.

[Christy Lee]

Shower oil.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I guess consumers, we're so stupid, we. If someone come out with. It's only for your left ball. Oh, I gotta get that.

[Chick McGee]

I do not have shower oil.

[Billy Gardell]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta have the shower oil.

[Chick McGee]

Like the essential oils that help.

[Christy Lee]

No, you put the oil on after you've washed and you turn the water off. And then. I kind of like this. Get the water and then you put the oil on and then towel dry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, do you have a lot of. A lot of product in there?

[Pat Godwin]

The bottles I have in my shower are not Molten brown, Molson Brown, Jameson. I got Bailey's. Little Bailey's in there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Eye opener. Hair of the dog.

[Chick McGee]

I have Alton Brown. It's seasonings and gravy just for you, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he's just for you.

[Chick Magee]

He does great stuff on the tv, doesn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Alton Brown?

[Chick McGee]

He seems good, right?

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, he's pleasant.

[Tom Griswold]

I like him. Yeah. Yeah. We have a lot of great letters. This is a really cool one. This comes to us from a truck driver, Ken. He writes, I haul equipment in Northern California. Your show keeps me sane in the road. My Rottweiler's name is Nitro.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's so awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

And I love Roddy's beautiful dog. One night.

[Chick McGee]

Who are you? You're terrified. I promise, if we see a picture.

[Christy Lee]

You saw the Omen?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick Magee]

I've been bitten by one dog in my life, and it was a Rottweiler. Whoa. And he meant business. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One night, heading from LA to Stockton. I was going to pull over and shut my eyes after a long day, but I thought, I can go one more exit.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you want a Rottweiler if you're LA to Stockton, I think. Yeah, I might have six.

[Tom Griswold]

Next thing I know, I heard a loud bark. Nitro woke me up and saved our asses.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

A great chapter in my life. I miss him every.

[Chick Magee]

He's a good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's not good boy. Picture of Nitro here. What a cool guy. There's a picture of Nitro with all four paws standing on top of a small paint can balancing like a circus trick. Very cool. Thanks. Thanks for driving all that stuff. Around Ken. We certainly appreciate it.

[Chick Magee]

He's adorable.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to write.

[Chick Magee]

You can see in the picture he just ate the neighbor's cat. He's a big sweetie now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at this. He's holding the mailman.

[Chick Magee]

More listener emails coming up brought to you by sleep number including pictures of people's refrigerators. They are excited and are looking forward to us looking into their refrigerators.

[Tom Griswold]

You can look into yours right now, right? Don't you have that automatic thing with yours?

[Chick Magee]

I, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You told me you have an app.

[Chick Magee]

It sends me emails, it sends me texts. I'm sorry, text, not email. Your refrigerator emails would be stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it say stuff like brr.

[Christy Lee]

Does it say you're low on ketchup?

[Chick McGee]

Stuff like I'm currently running. Are you going to catch me?

[Chick Magee]

Be cool. Says I'm staying cool. How about you? Never mind. You know, you, you people are poo pooing technology.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. We are in the aurelioto part. Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

November is heating up for U.S. soccer.

[Chick Magee]

United States need to be a little more nasty. Make international friendlies for the men.

[Tom Griswold]

Call. That was nasty and a Black Friday friendly for the women.

[Chick Magee]

Expectations have always been here for this team. We understand that. Listen anywhere on the go with the.

[Tom Griswold]

Westwood One sports app. And for behind the scenes stories, catch the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Chick Magee]

Boy, do we have an episode for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. If masturbation's a crime, I should be on death row.

[Chick McGee]

Gilbert Gottfried has joined us here this morning.

[Chick Magee]

Gilbert Gottfried moment. Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick Magee]

At the Silac insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick. Hey.

[Chick Magee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Chick Magee]

At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee. A couple days ago, Veterans Day, we did something special and we're keeping it going right now we have a special fund part of Operation Honor Guard. And I want to read a letter real quick. This comes to us from Ben. He writes, we did the military honors for my dad who served in the Air Force and the Navy. The honor guard was there. They played Taps. And the honor guard gave the flag to my brother and they did the gun salute. I never cried so much in my life, writes Ben. Being so proud that we gave my dad his military honors. Props to the Honor Guard for making that day special for my family and props to all the Honor guard members. And I read this because we have still have that link up there. We're over $10,000 right now. And the Honor Guard is a great group and they're trying to expand this particular fund so they can get the proper uniforms, et cetera, et cetera. A lot of great charities out there. If you are thinking of looking for something to do, this might be one for you. Just go to Bob and Tom. Com, we got a link there. We'll keep that up through Thanksgiving. And again, a special salute to all the veterans out there.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And thank you to all of you for celebrating our veterans with us. Listen to this. This is such a cool letter I wanted to share with you guys. Randy O. Writes in from Madison, Wisconsin. He says, I wanted to tell you I served with my oldest son for a tour of duty in Iraq. We were infantrymen that provided convoy security and route security throughout Iraq from August 2005 to August 2006. It was the best father son experience one can imagine. That has got to be so rare.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where a father son actually were deployed at the same time at the same place together. That's incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, you check that, check out the our website. We've got that, that link right there. Also, on a much lighter note, at our website, we have some new shirts and stuff. And most importantly, I guess we have that NFL contest and you could be part of that because we're going to be Speaking to week 10's winner, Rhonda Truman. She's a lady. We'll talk to her today as she picks against Chick Magee. But you could win that.

[Chick Magee]

Help me Rhonda.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think. I would think that with a name like Rhonda. What's the other one? That. Oh, Brandy.

[Chick Magee]

Fine girl.

[Tom Griswold]

If you remember, we talked to the woman named Brandy and she said, if the next person that tells you I'm a fine girl, I'm gonna kill. I imagine Rhonda. It's pretty much the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Help me Rhonda. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And young men don't take Help me Rhonda to heart. If you like a girl, never go up and say, hey, I want to date you so that you will help me get over my ex.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Does it work?

[Chick Magee]

Real, real bad advice.

[Chick McGee]

Sentiment doesn't fly in Real life, she.

[Tom Griswold]

Was significantly hotter than you, but a bitch. Yeah, that. Lyrically, that may need a little work, but in any. What I was going to tell you was if you could win that $500 gift certificate to Stephen Singer Jewelers. So get on it today. The. What is it the Thursday night or tonight is the jets and New England at New England. Yes. So get those. Get your picks in. Prior to that, just pick the winners, don't worry about the spread, and go to bobandtom.com to get that done. Now it's time for more letters. Chick McGee, you got something over there.

[Chick Magee]

Dear Bob at Top Show, I'm Dan. My name is Dan. I live in Northern Kentucky. Here is my refrigerator. Please.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Chick Magee]

A1. A1 pops out. First of all, Marzetti salad Coleslaudra. Is that what that is?

[Tom Griswold]

Is this the door?

[Chick Magee]

That's the door, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

He has something upside down, doesn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Which I get. Yeah, Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

I put something upside down. I'll put something upside down in there to get it to the bottom of it so you. When you squeeze it, it comes right out. I like those.

[Tom Griswold]

The fatter ketchup bottles.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like he's got some famous Dave sauce there.

[Pat Godwin]

And he's the most part.

[Chick McGee]

He's got some ranch organized pretty well.

[Chick Magee]

It looks like he looks like he's doubled up on the ranch there to.

[Chick McGee]

The left now, I've noticed three shelves down. So almost to the bottom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is where he keeps his pickles and pepperoncinis and stuff. I'm going higher with my pickles, and I want them eye level.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, do you?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Easy access.

[Billy Gardell]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I get the grocery store.

[Tom Griswold]

They put the stuff they make all the money on right there at eye level.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the bargain stuff they want to keep out of your hands.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Chick Magee]

What is that? What is that jar there on the right? Right in the middle with the big red lid? Is that tartar sauce?

[Chick McGee]

It says tartar sauce.

[Chick Magee]

You guys have tartar sauce?

[Billy Gardell]

No, that's.

[Chick Magee]

No, that's Frish's. Is that Frisch's Restaurant's tartar sauce?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Chick Magee]

That's that logo.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the big. The big boy, people.

[Chick Magee]

Looks like freshes.

[Chick McGee]

Oy. I don't make enough fish sticks or anything to have to have tartar sauce at home.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you pronounce it that way?

[Chick McGee]

Pronounce what what way?

[Tom Griswold]

Like you pronounce like steak tar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, are you talking about the tartar sauce?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm talking I think we all say tartar.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe tartar is for steak. Tartar.

[Christy Lee]

I say tartar.

[Billy Gardell]

Tartar sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

No, tartar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Chick Magee]

Tartar sauce.

[Chick McGee]

I don't mean to. No, it's absolutely pronounced tartar sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it is. If you're free.

[Pat Godwin]

The tartar sauce.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's how they do it at all.

[Tom Griswold]

You got boom boom in your diaper.

[Christy Lee]

Tar.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Look at how it's spelled. Tar.

[Chick Magee]

How do you feel about the pawpaw patch? How do you feel about that? Dear Bob and Tom Show. I'm sorry I couldn't get my cat to look in my refrigerator for anything. My name' Graham and here's my refrigerator. There he is. Oh, that's got, by the way, wonderful things.

[Tom Griswold]

When did they first. What was the first fridge that had stuff on the door?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, geez. No.

[Tom Griswold]

My old garage refrigerator. You open it up, you're just this big foamy door. There are garage fridges out there that are 50 years old.

[Chick McGee]

Now he's this freezer. I was going to criticize this person, but I don't. I won't. And here's why. I was gonna criticize them because they're boxes in the freezer. It looks like they have boxes of waffles or popsicles or something. They're wide open. But in that person's defense, can we all as a society agree that these cardboard boxes. I say due to the scam recyclable materials thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

They don't close. Right. First off, opening. Remember, you could open a cereal box and it would maintain its integrity.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now they just shred because we're fooling each other into thinking we're saving the planet by having weaker boxes.

[Tom Griswold]

And therefore you have to eat the entire box in one sitting.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that would happen anyway. But the thing about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is, you cannot.

[Chick McGee]

You can't reclose these things.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. But I. I find it a fundamental error.

[Chick McGee]

It's the same thing as bottled water. Do we really think that since bottled water caps are 6 millimeters shorter than they used to be, that we're saving the world?

[Chick Magee]

Well, no, that's the answer.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just surprised. Like, I think they were overseas. The bottle caps don't come off. You screw them and they stay on the bottle. So you can't. There's no bottle.

[Chick Magee]

Hard to find somebody who screws stays on. I'll tell you that.

[Pat Godwin]

Overseas.

[Tom Griswold]

But the fundamental problem with this is the freezer should not be on the top.

[Chick Magee]

I was just going to say, how old is this refrigerator?

[Tom Griswold]

I hate We. The one we have here. I hate that.

[Christy Lee]

Because I have a freezer on the top in our garage fridge because it's old.

[Tom Griswold]

And someone finally said, wait a minute. 90% of the time you're using the fridge, not the freezer.

[Christy Lee]

My turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

So you might want to turn it or turn it around. So the stuff that's easier to access, you don't have to bend over to. To get the. With a crisper drawer down at the bottom there. You got to touch your toes to access the lettuce.

[Billy Gardell]

What?

[Chick Magee]

Bend over, baby. Touch your toes.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you. I don't. You want to have the fridge on top?

[Christy Lee]

I do have. Now I have the fridge on top.

[Chick Magee]

Can you get a refrigerator with the freezer on the top? I don't think you can.

[Tom Griswold]

We have one.

[Pat Godwin]

Our apartment complex.

[Chick Magee]

That's. How old is that refrigerator?

[Chick McGee]

Right? Like after a certain year. Did they just stop making.

[Christy Lee]

I think you still can.

[Chick Magee]

No, but I don't think so. It was the Freon act of 2001.

[Chick McGee]

That's another scam. Freon was good for us.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah. What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

Chlorofluorocarbons were saving our lives.

[Christy Lee]

I can buy you one right now. Tomorrow freezer.

[Chick Magee]

How much Don't.

[Christy Lee]

This guy mixes his beers. $949.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a letter from Brad here. Dear Bob and Tom show. You're talking about Thanksgiving. Birthdays. My birthday falls around Thanksgiving. It's on Thanksgiving this year. So for my birthday, my mom will bring two pumpkin pies. One for me and one for everyone else.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that was boring.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't finished.

[Chick Magee]

I believe we were blowing the lid off fluorocarbons. And here he comes with a go ahead, speed bump.

[Chick McGee]

What else?

[Chick Magee]

Pumpkin pie story that put me to sleep. What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Brad's last sentence is, yes, I'm a fatty fat, fat, fat. All right, okay. Pumpkin pie sounds good to me.

[Chick Magee]

You know, you'd be surprised how many people come up to me and say, man, that fatty fat, fat, fat, fat. That fat fat thing is really funny. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

And it's always fatties.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Because they know that we're not hating.

[Tom Griswold]

But I would love to. I could eat an entire pumpkin pie. We were talking.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't blame the email writer on that either. That was poorly placed.

[Chick Magee]

There's no way Tom's. We would have enjoyed that.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, I just called the whole last line. It says, yes, Tom, I am a fatty fat, fat, fat, fat. But I love. I could eat a whole pumpkin Planet. I could eat ten deviled eggs too. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I could do.

[Chick McGee]

That's five hard boiled eggs.

[Chick Magee]

I could. I could easily do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I could probably eat. They are 20.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Chick Magee]

So that's 10 eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How would you feel like in two hours after victorious.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we do that one?

[Chick McGee]

Morning.

[Chick Magee]

Paul Newman, my man here can eat 20 doubled eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

And there has been a request for Kelly's mom Cindy to make us a.

[Christy Lee]

Guys, do that next week while I'm off. Because then that smell of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're delight. What do you call. What did you call it? A rasher of. What you call it again?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, flight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a flight of devil.

[Chick McGee]

This one has truffles. This one has.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll call Cindy, have her whip these up for us.

[Chick Magee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll have to do some kind of bonus.

[Chick McGee]

She cares for, she likes.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys get along.

[Chick Magee]

Can we all agree that's a bad mother in law name? Cindy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's too friendly.

[Chick Magee]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

My mom's name is Cindy.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Billy Gardell]

Oh, well.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you.

[Chick Magee]

Cinch it.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you diss his mother.

[Chick Magee]

Cynthia.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we move on right now? I want Chick McGee to talk.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Chick Magee]

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[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's great, Chick. I have an email here. My mom is making me brownies for my birthday. Birthday.

[Chick Magee]

That's what it sounded like. Tom, we just recreated the moment that you caused. But we did it on purpose.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think staring at a photograph that no one can see was getting a little boring.

[Chick McGee]

We'll remember that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, next time you put up a.

[Chick Magee]

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[Tom Griswold]

We love these and we have some great stuff coming up in the news. And in sports, a cool world record. We have news from the company known as Nut Huggers. Have you seen this? They're in a, they're in a logo battle with Buc ee's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Nut Hugger is a small company. Let's see what's going on with that. Also, Seagull update the bird, I should say. And we have the housekeeping Olympics.

[Chick McGee]

Not George Seagull.

[Tom Griswold]

Eric Siegel, the Roth and living George Siegel, 40 Siegel, the flock O Seagulls.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the Irish cover band.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Flock of Seagulls or Flocks not. Oh, I know, it's Filet o fish. We are in the o. Riley Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you very much for joining us. I just looked up and realized no one's here.

[Chick McGee]

I'm here.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee is right there. You'll see her. You can't miss her. She is ensconced at the Silac Insurance news desk here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The Price Picks sports desk is currently occupied by Chick Magee.

[Chick Magee]

Okay, I'm sorry, I was seeing someone talking very important topics in the hallway.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry very much. Josh Arnold will be presently will be in the Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Chick Magee]

That's him.

[Tom Griswold]

I say presently meaning he's not there yet. If I had said at present it would mean he was in the chair. Oh, he's walking in now. So now I can say Josh Arnold is at present at the Steven Singer jewelry sidekick area. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Worry not back.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. This is Tom speaking. That's Chick. That's Ace Cosby, our engineer today. And I have another. We've been talking a lot about some great folks in the military. Once again, Josh is dead. A two time combat veteran, two tours of duty, Vietnam. And he was also a drill sergeant there for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, and a little bit for his boys too. Every now and again we would get this treatment.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this comes to us from our Marine. Oh, we had a recruit named Martinez and even though Martinez was, I'm quoting here, a squared away Marine, the Drill instructor always looked for a fault with him. One day at inspection, the DI Went through the footlocker of Martinez way longer than any of the others. He finally found a tie that did not have Mr. Martinez's name stenciled on it. And of course, the rule was to have your name stenciled in every position to prevent theft. The drill sergeant got right in the face of Mr. Martinez and said, you don't have your name stenciled on your tie. For all I know, this tie could be mine. Martinez said, why, sir, don't you stencil your name on your tie?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the. The entire group paid for that. Yeah, but I'm sure. I'm sure well worth it catching hell but. But. But certainly well worth it. If you want to reach us, it's Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. another letter. This references a phrase made famous by Chick Magee. It's. It involves you stepping out of the shower. Can you explain it to me again, Chick?

[Chick Magee]

You look at your significant other, and I grab your. Your business area and say, hey, would you like any of this before I put it away? And I'm gonna say nine times out of ten, it's. It's proves fruitful.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Dave from Warren, Ohio.

[Chick Magee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick. My wife was sitting in a chair. She got up and asked me, hey, do you want any of this before I put it away? Oh, I looked up. She was holding a bag of bacon strips. We'd had breakfast for dinner that night, and she was putting leftovers in the fridge.

[Christy Lee]

See, I was gonna say, has this ever been reversed?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, we did have a letter.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever had a woman walk.

[Christy Lee]

Around the corner and, like, buck naked and go, hey, you want some of this?

[Chick McGee]

We did have a letter from a woman who said it was it. She did it, and it worked.

[Christy Lee]

It does work.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, of course. Gee, really? You mean a guy?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If it didn't work, I would have been stunned. Chick Magee. Any more letters over there?

[Chick Magee]

Bob and Tom show. There seems to be a lot of letters about how odd Tom is. Have you guys.

[Christy Lee]

Gee, I wonder why.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, I know. I know, Tom. Very unique. That's why people are very.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not very. There's no such thing as very unique.

[Chick Magee]

Hello, Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's something that's either one of a kind or it's not. You can't have.

[Chick Magee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

There are varying degrees of one talking.

[Chick Magee]

This is from Tori.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to get it right for these people.

[Chick Magee]

Thanks for letting me listen oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome.

[Chick Magee]

I'm Tori in Salt Lake. I've been listening for the last 30 years, and I've got to say, Tom is especially weird today. This is from yesterday's show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's because I was very upset about that apple people throwing.

[Chick Magee]

No, he. They. Tori says first, Tom was surprised that nobody has a system for wearing clothes like he does. I'd like to remind Tom that nobody does anything the way Tom does.

[Tom Griswold]

My system is simple. You. You go through your. You rotate your shoes. You rotate your jeans.

[Christy Lee]

You don't rotate your shoes. You wear these shoes every day. The same pair?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I have several pairs of these. They look exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Of those boots.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Today I got. These are the brown ones. Yesterday had the black, and I've got a different shade of brown and another set of black.

[Christy Lee]

You have four sets of the same boot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, why not? There. I like them this way. They can air out and they don't stink.

[Chick Magee]

Tom has incredibly horrible foot odor.

[Chick McGee]

He has a Cherokee's worth of those boots in his bedroom.

[Chick Magee]

Okay, first, Tom surprised he doesn't. No one has a system for wearing clothes like he does. Then claims he's claustrophobic and can't wear a gimp suit. That makes sense for a guy that won't wear T shirts because they're make him feel like he's being choked and cuts the top off his socks for the same reason. However, he requires a tool to get his boots on so tight, they're like a second skin. And I think it was Joshua one day said he is an alien sent here to see how humans live, and he's trying the best he can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can't figure it all out.

[Chick Magee]

I'm starting to buy into that theory. Tori says, thank you, Tori.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Drill sergeant letter here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love these.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I do, too. And thank you guys all so much for sending them in and for the rest of you, for celebrating our veterans with us. Ron got into some trouble because his footlocker was not as organized as it could have been. And his drill sergeant screamed at him, on your face, scumbag. And then apparently the drill sergeant would say this every now and again. Push ups forever. Begin.

[Chick Magee]

Forever.

[Chick McGee]

That's kind of a bummer not knowing how many you're gonna have to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim K. Writes, my father just turned 90. He was in the Marine Corps in the 1950s. As you can expect being Marine, he was a tough disciplinarian. When my sister and I would misbehave, one of our punishments was running Laps around the house. If we were fighting, we'd hear him go 10 laps. We knew that we were. We had to put our shoes on and start running laps around the house. As we passed the living room windows, we had to yell out our count on which lap we were on so they could hear it inside. Another punishment was to march. We would march back and forth in the yard as he called out the cadence, turns, and various commands. Thanks for supporting the Military Honor Guard. Yeah, happy to do so, Jim. And by the way, we still have that link. If you want to help out a great organization. And again, there are lots of terrific charities, and there's a lot of terrific charities for veterans, Find one that you, you really support and do a little something for Veterans Day. The one that we were talking about was the Operation Honor Guard. And this supports the volunteers who attend the funerals of veterans. And it's in order to have the proper uniforms and et cetera, et cetera. So it's a great organization. We've got a link at bob and tom.com. we're already over $10,000 and we're going to have some great folks match that. So we'll be hitting some serious numbers pretty soon. And I'll remind you, we're going to leave that link up until through Thanksgiving. So if you get a chance, if you think of it today, just go to bob and tom.com and check that out. Now, is it time for us to investigate the world of sports?

[Chick Magee]

Well, no.

[Chick McGee]

You guys know those, those cardboard or, I'm sorry, wooden cutouts of, like, dog silhouettes that help keep birds off of places? Well, Michael's Boot Camp had one of those. And apparently there was a gentleman in his platoon who was looking around when he shouldn't have been. You know, when you're in formation or you're, you're. You're supposed, you're supposed to be. Oh, actually, this is in the chow hall. I didn't know this was one of the rules. Maybe it's not in everybody. You're supposed to only eat your food and look forward. Oh, so you just eat, look forward. Look straight ahead. Well, this guy was looking around and his company commanders just said, hey, you can't do that. You must be looking around at that black dog out there. From then on, every day while getting into formation, that guy had to go over to Max the name of the cardboard or of the wooden cutout, get down on a knee and talk to him while feeding him invisible food. Oh, you're a good boy. Everybody else just watch I mean, if.

[Tom Griswold]

We had to go through that, which of us would be in the brig first? Me. God. One or chick?

[Pat Godwin]

@ probably Me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man. Yeah, I think so.

[Chick Magee]

That's a tough one.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a. Surprisingly, this will shock because it shocks even me. I'm a. I'm a pretty good soldier. If I'm in situations where you, hey, you tell me exactly what I have to do, I'll do it and keep my mouth shut. But I also am somewhat of an anti authority guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it this way. If eye rolls made a sound, I would be. I could keep my. I could keep my face forward, but there'd be a lot of really subtle. Get a load of this guy. Oh, wow. Now, we also have a lot of letters about side dishes at Thanksgiving. We had a lot of discussions about that yesterday, and it was interesting how many people consider the side dishes the best part of Thanksgiving. Giving the turkey is kind of secondary, and I think that's kind of true for me. But we also have some nice Omaha steaks with our turkey. They're very popular. But if you want to send us your letters about what your favorite side dishes are, we'd love to hear from you. We were not able to acquire, by the way, that new Mac and cheese.

[Christy Lee]

The apple pie. Mac and cheese from Kraft.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, apparently. Is that a Walmart exclusive? We made two trips and so far been unsuccessful. And by we, I mean somebody else, but maybe I'll try. Didn't you try it? Yeah, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Long notice. The shelf was half empty, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, very good. Well, let's check in with Chick Magee.

[Chick Magee]

Well, first we need to revisit why Josh said one morning that Tom was truly an alien sent here from another planet to try to just blend in and, oh, not make any trouble. Here's some audio. Walk down memory lane of Tom being an alien.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick Magee]

Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night we had kind of a sandwich bar for dinner. I ended up throwing pickles on a club sandwich. It was great.

[Chick Magee]

This has been the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

Last weekend.

[Chick Magee]

You know, the. The legendary one is you. You noticing roller carry ons for the first time, which was just earlier this.

[Tom Griswold]

Year at the airport. Yeah, yeah. Everyone has the same suitcase now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Four wheels roll.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, everyone has that one brand.

[Christy Lee]

No, not everyone. Everyone in your world has that brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. What brand? Must be a good brand.

[Christy Lee]

It's a very good brand.

[Chick McGee]

I just had to throw away my carry on of, like 20 years Wow. I went to pick it up and the handle Kaduk, it just ripped off.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it have wheels?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes, and a handle.

[Chick Magee]

And did you Hear that, Tom? 20 years old.

[Chick McGee]

Compartments, wheels.

[Tom Griswold]

Were the wheels Stone?

[Chick Magee]

We have a lot more of those. You sound like an alien, Tom, if you'd like to hear them.

[Chick McGee]

So I have a. Now one. Now one. I now have one that. Like when you lift the handle, there's a little place for your phone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Stand by. Last Thursday. Last Thursday, yeah. Business lunch. I had a club sandwich with avocado.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a good choice. Oh, the California Club.

[Tom Griswold]

It changes the. Changes the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

That is a California club.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Then of course, I've discovered oranges instead of lemons and iced tea. It's a world of difference.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Much better.

[Chick Magee]

How do you. How are you. Why are you talking? You went on for years about flavored iced tea. Should be outlawed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's not flavored iced tea.

[Chick Magee]

It's not flavored iced tea.

[Chick McGee]

It's not pre flavored is what you.

[Tom Griswold]

Take your standard iced tea, but instead of putting a lemon slice in it, you put an orange slice.

[Chick McGee]

We all understand.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, we got it. We get it. We just don't get you.

[Tom Griswold]

You should try it. It might help with your bad attitude.

[Chick McGee]

Is there another alien thing?

[Chick Magee]

Oh, yes. Maybe we hear a second time now for the alien. I love this announcer. Discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've never been to a WNBA game, the presentation is great. They've got scoreboards.

[Chick Magee]

Just discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. Same NBA. I just went to an NBA game. Great scoreboard.

[Christy Lee]

Same scoreboard. It's at the same facility.

[Tom Griswold]

Different names on it.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, yeah. Because if they mix the name. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, make going to a game much more fun than it used to be.

[Chick McGee]

That scoreboard looks. When you sent us pictures of it, it looked to be almost the size of the court.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's great. I mean videos and that's tremendous.

[Chick Magee]

Okay, hang on. Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to the soul food place. I had fried chicken, mashed potatoes and green beans and cornbread. It was delicious.

[Chick Magee]

This has been the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Chick McGee]

It's so funny. He named so Earnest of one of the most delicious meals ever anywhere and then had to tell him it was delicious.

[Chick Magee]

And by the way, it was delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll take. It's a soul food place.

[Chick McGee]

I love soul food.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I didn't go nuts. They have a lot of. Some. A lot of slightly more exotic things. I'll wade my way into the greens. Etc.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Collard greens.

[Chick McGee]

I love the collard.

[Tom Griswold]

Collard, Right.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I said.

[Chick Magee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see what you're doing. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Cornbread last night, add a little greens.

[Chick McGee]

I'll pay for your.

[Christy Lee]

We gotta go.

[Chick McGee]

If you call them colored greens. If you order those.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the matter? Nobody has a sense of humor anymore? We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick Magee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick Magee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Chick Magee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. What are you up to over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just getting some sound organized. Yes, for the broadcast. Oh, we have a couple of things that require sonic accompanying.

[Chick Magee]

And speaking of Tom talking like an alien, here's another episode of Tom sounding like an alien. Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys were telling me about how great some of these truck stops are. I stopped at one in somewhere in Northern Kentucky. They had a McDonald's in there.

[Chick Magee]

This has been the alien who just discovered things.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have truck stop news coming up. Oh, of interest. Oh, Bucky's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Fine.

[Chick McGee]

Fine place.

[Billy Gardell]

They're.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They're. They're suing some guy, apparently.

[Chick Magee]

One more. One more alien episode.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick Magee]

Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

My passport expired. I didn't know that. They were only good for 10 years.

[Chick Magee]

The alien who just discovered things.

[Christy Lee]

They were good for life.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not?

[Pat Godwin]

That's hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Got a new one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, we heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice picture.

[Chick Magee]

I heard all about.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a chick McGee over there. He.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have it professionally taken?

[Tom Griswold]

No, the picture is much better than the last one. As you know, my previous passport. Yeah, I was darker than Ace and I.

[Pat Godwin]

The guy.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy. The guy. When I returned to the United States, the guy told me it was the worst passport picture he'd ever seen. That's bad. Yeah, I think it was. I think the fixer on the. The. The print didn't develop or something. I'm sorry, we have to switch gears.

[Chick Magee]

Major League Baseball from yesterday. Paul SK And Tarik Skubal. They won the Cy Youngs for this season. Cleveland Guardians pitcher Luis Ortiz has pleaded not guilty to charges he took bribes help gamblers when bets placed on pitches he threw in game. His teammate guardian's former closer Emmanuel Classe has also been charged in the alleged scheme. Ortiz appeared yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Tom just audibly yawned. He yawned into his microphone.

[Chick Magee]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I pulled a Josh Arnold. Yeah, I turned down the sound effects button thinking it was the microphone.

[Chick Magee]

Las Vegas hospitality workers competed in the 35th annual Housekeeping Olympics this week. MGM Resorts said workers from across the valley gathered at the Michelob Ultra arena to showcase their skills in a series of challenges.

[Chick McGee]

This is interesting.

[Chick Magee]

Nine teams competed in events, including a vacuum race. Housekeepers. Road vacuums around a track. What? Bed making competition.

[Tom Griswold]

You've never seen those, Those ride along vacuum cleaners? Yeah, sure. It's like a lawnmower, but it's a ride along vacuum.

[Chick McGee]

I've not seen them in hotels, though. I've never seen them like traditionally traditional housekeepers using them.

[Chick Magee]

There was also a mop relay and a sheet tucking relay here. There's what it looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick Magee]

Resort Resorts World, Aria and Vidara placed on the podium in nearly all the events this year.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. There are fives of people in the crowd.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah. Boy, look at. Look at the turnout for that.

[Chick McGee]

But that is fun, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, well, that's a light crowd because ice was outside.

[Chick McGee]

Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle. Wow. The man is just saying. I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Read the paper. By the way, the judge of the maid competition was Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Chick McGee]

He knows his maid.

[Chick Magee]

How long ago was that?

[Chick McGee]

But what is this now? They're throwing like these big foam Frisbees with a hole in it and catching.

[Tom Griswold]

Them on a bunch of. Here's the ride along, ride along vacuums. They stand in the back.

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Christy Lee]

Have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I thought those were floor polishers. I didn't know they were vacuum cleaners.

[Chick McGee]

Those are more.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Those are for hard floor sweeping and polishing.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're cool. They are cool.

[Chick McGee]

They're tiny. Tiny Zambonis that you can.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are kind of like a tiny.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what they're. If they have a name like the Zamboni.

[Chick Magee]

They must.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it looks like there's something on the side.

[Chick Magee]

Or the Zambini Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? We were dissomin this yesterday, maybe creating a neighborhood where all the streets were named after things that were named after people. Like what? We had the zamboni. What else was there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you see? Yeah, the jacuzzi. The leotard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the leotard. Oh, yeah. Yesterday was. We celebrated the leotard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The first trapeze artist.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Leotard.

[Tom Griswold]

Monsieur Leotard.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he probably had to have the. He probably invented the leotard. So he didn't get baggy pants caught on that trapeze and fall to his death.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, now, so once again, this was. What was the name of this event?

[Chick Magee]

The housekeeping Olympics.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they have like a disposing of a dead hooker event?

[Chick McGee]

Chicks.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they?

[Pat Godwin]

Answer the question.

[Chick Magee]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

The man asked you a question.

[Chick Magee]

He sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

It was in law school.

[Chick Magee]

He sure did. He asked me a question about a story that he wrote and handed to me and said, if you don't do this, you can hit the door is what he said.

[Chick McGee]

The things housekeepers must see.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, poor things.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. And tip your housekeepers, too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what the prizes were. They had little. They had little nightstands. And you slip two fibers underneath his phone.

[Chick Magee]

What? If you check into a room, you never. You never leave your room without the do not disturb on it. And why would you tip somebody?

[Christy Lee]

I still tip them to clean. No, they got to clean up after you.

[Chick Magee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

If you want a tip, I say tip. If you don't, there you go. Okay. But yes, when you do leave a tip, where do you leave it? I put mine under the remote control.

[Christy Lee]

I write a little note, thank you for making.

[Tom Griswold]

You make it like a scavenger.

[Christy Lee]

And I put it on the.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Chick Magee]

I put mine under the. The lid of the toilet tank.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just crumble it up and.

[Chick McGee]

Throw it in the bowl.

[Chick Magee]

No, I don't do that. That'd be demeaning.

[Tom Griswold]

I was the one last year that they now have. Have put it into your bill.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You have an opportunity to do it that way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Which. That makes a lot more sense to me.

[Chick Magee]

No, that does make a lot more sense, Ace.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you say you put.

[Christy Lee]

How do you know?

[Chick McGee]

On the pillow.

[Christy Lee]

How do you know for sure they're getting it? That would bother me.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not that paranoid, really. Well, I am, but not in this case.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, your records. You're setting records of paranoia.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's some guy who wasn't Paranoid right now. Dead on a marble slab at a mortal.

[Chick McGee]

Telling you, I'm telling you, he's letting us know.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you, you gotta be, you gotta be paranoid.

[Chick Magee]

A research poll shows how far some parents will go for their children's sports dreams.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Chick Magee]

Survey of 4,150 split between athletes, parents and coaches of youth athletes found that one in six parents believe they are raising the next pro athlete. Eight and 10 parents agree that their child sports clubs have even become a second home for them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Chick Magee]

Parents estimate that they are involved with 70% of their child's sports experience about eight hours a week.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick Magee]

Parents believe playing sports instills confidence in their child. 60%.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

The average athlete needs new equipment three times a year, spending an annual total of $313 and one in nine, upwards of $500.

[Chick McGee]

New equipment three times a year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What are they playing?

[Chick Magee]

Don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Chick Magee]

Athletes and their parents recall experiencing burnout due to physical exhaustion or pressure each twice a year while coaches see their athletes burnout an average of three times a year for each parents and.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'd say that tracks.

[Tom Griswold]

But one in six think they're raising a professional.

[Chick McGee]

That seems reasonable to me.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, I would think that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but I mean the, the reality is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, probably one in 600. Yeah. Or 6,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. One in four.

[Chick Magee]

Would you do that? Would you be at a, a kid's sporting event and somebody's very excited about their kid and you in, in the process of talking to them? I think he really has. What makes him to play in the NFL. And you would say something like, well, you know, that's impossible.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Friend of mine.

[Chick Magee]

I don't want to, you know, I don't want to burst your bubble.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. We're never saying it, but I mean I just.

[Chick Magee]

Yes, you would. I'm not going to tell them that.

[Tom Griswold]

They're delusional.

[Chick Magee]

You are Mr. Bumble Dream Killer.

[Christy Lee]

You walk around with a pen in your hand Aron bubbles all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, people can't take the truth.

[Chick Magee]

And I'm appointed myself to be the one to tell them the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking to. They talk, you talk about what is it the, the expense of, you know, buying all that stuff. I was talking to a gay woman that's a friend of mine.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

About this. And she was going to outfit her child with some stuff and said, she said she was going over to REI and I said how come? And she goes cuz I don't like dicks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh, my. So she would. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

We were having a conversation, too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's. That's when I knew this was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah. When that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick Magee]

That's what I.

[Chick McGee]

Because he wouldn't have said. He just. He doesn't come out and say, I was talking to a gay woman friend of mine. He would. This gentle woman lifestyle.

[Tom Griswold]

See, Dicks is a sporting goods store.

[Christy Lee]

We know what Dicks is.

[Chick Magee]

It will be.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Christy, you're familiar with Dicks?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I'm very familiar. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just there the other day.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't do it.

[Chick McGee]

Like, how much money do you spend on Dick a year?

[Chick Magee]

I don't think she spends any money.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Christmas is coming. All right, I'm sorry. We have. Do we have more sports?

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm looking forward to it. From the Aali Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick Magee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick Magee]

Hey, There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick Magee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick Magee]

At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now we have. Coming up shortly, we'll be speaking to Rhonda Truman, our winner of the Steven Singer jewelry special event. We do every week picking the winners in the world of the NFL. You can be part of that. Go to bobandtom.com contest. See what I'm talking about while you're there. Orange insoles has a 4K TV they'd like to put in your den, living room or house. Find out about how you could win that.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you have won my heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. No, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're welcome.

[Chick Magee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Well deserved.

[Christy Lee]

Sucking up for stupid world record.

[Chick Magee]

Ready?

[Christy Lee]

Never got the pie.

[Chick Magee]

Is everybody ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Ready?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Ready. This is a doozy.

[Chick Magee]

Okay. All right, just. Just real quick check and see where your volume control is for your headphones.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Just real quick. Got it.

[Chick Magee]

Hundreds of bagpipers gathered in Melbourne, Australia to help break the world record for the largest bagpiping ensemble billed as the Great Melbourne Bagpipe Bash. Bagpipers crammed into Melbourne's Federation square and played AC DCs. It's a long way to the top.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to hear it?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Chick Magee]

No, no. Everyone said no.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I said yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick Magee]

Well, that's the real one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick Magee]

Where's the bagpipers?

[Tom Griswold]

Are the bagpipers in there with him?

[Chick Magee]

The Australian book. The Australian Book of records confirmed that 374 bagpipers took part in the attempt, breaking a record record set by 333 pipers in Bulgaria in 2012.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Chick Magee]

Event organizers said the oldest piper, 98 years old.

[Chick McGee]

Piper down.

[Chick Magee]

Piper down. Piper down. Having been declared world record holders, the masked pipers played Happy Birthday on request, followed by an impromptu Amazing Grace.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, that.

[Chick McGee]

Which is wonderful. On the back.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, it's the onion field.

[Tom Griswold]

Droning notes.

[Chick Magee]

Is this it?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. That's the real thing. I was hoping to have the bagpipe version.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, you probably just asked for.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I asked for the bagpipe version. Uptown Funk.

[Chick McGee]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Make Josh mad again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's just.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoy Uptown Funk.

[Chick Magee]

How about Walk on the Wild side? Sack solo?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Chick Magee]

I would see Lisa Simpson playing this. I don't know why.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, she is one of the great saxophone artists.

[Chick Magee]

Bleeding Gums Murphy taught her everything she knows.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Remember why? She goes, why do they call you Bleeding Gums? He goes, you ever been to the dentist? She goes, yeah. And he goes, I haven't.

[Chick Magee]

That'll do it.

[Chick McGee]

Did we.

[Tom Griswold]

Were we unable to find the. Oh, I thought we had the Australian bagpipers. I'm sorry.

[Chick Magee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

That's all right.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, I believe in the power of prayer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. By the way, Josh, the Australian bagpipe does sound like a sex move.

[Chick McGee]

Does it?

[Tom Griswold]

I gave her the old Australian bag.

[Chick Magee]

Perhaps you could play the AC DC version until it gets to the bagpipes. Why don't you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

The bagpipes kick in after the. Oh, geez. I thought it was just the bagpipe.

[Pat Godwin]

He did all that work.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick Magee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Never mind. Apparently someone's talking all over the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure. You had your announcers there at the bash.

[Chick Magee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just tape the glory of the bagpipes.

[Chick Magee]

Can you imagine that? Someone. Someone talking all the time or you're trying to tell somebody something?

[Christy Lee]

Can't imagine it.

[Tom Griswold]

At two.

[Chick Magee]

Oh, at two. I'm just trying to pay you back there, Black Pot. I'll take that. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that sports?

[Chick Magee]

Yes, Tom, that's mercifully sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we got more sports coming up because we have the shoeing of the week. That's what you said with Rhonda Truman. But right now we turn to Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

The underwear brand, not Huggers Apparel, is preparing for a legal battle against gas station giant BUC EE's over its logo.

[Tom Griswold]

Jared, Bucky's.

[Chick Magee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

He must have heard something else.

[Christy Lee]

I said Bucky's.

[Chick McGee]

His mind works.

[Chick Magee]

Everybody heard Bucky's because we have all.

[Christy Lee]

Been to Buc EE's and we know what Buc EE's is, but Tom hasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's like, I've heard it's very nice.

[Chick Magee]

Do you, do you really find it that funny that it's named Bucky's and you can't help yourself from laughing because it reminds you of a dirty word? Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

I think. Jared Hewitt, the founder of Nut Huggers Apparel, says he received a three page sis and described cease and desist letter from Bucky's attorneys ordering him to stop using his company's logo.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna look it up here, Hewitt.

[Christy Lee]

Do we have it so we can see it? Oh, yeah, I see it. Well, Hewitt has operated his business for three years selling underwear and athletic apparel built around a patented interior design case. Throw that case out for more active customers.

[Chick Magee]

It's just another, what, a squirrel or a squirrel.

[Chick McGee]

And to me, that's different enough for sure.

[Christy Lee]

To cartoon Squirrel says the timing was surprising. The letter came just weeks after his most profitable month on record. His logo, as you can see if you're watching on YouTube, features a cartoon squirrel holding two acorns, a choice he describes as intentionally tongue in cheek.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

And according to Mr. Hewitt, he's invested hundreds of thousands of dollars into the brand. And the notice from BUC EE's left him stunned. The company's assistant general counsel wrote that Nut Huggers is using what he called, quote, a cartoon brown rodent character smiling with buck teeth in various depictions and claimed it infringes on Bucky's long established beaver logo.

[Chick McGee]

No Buc EE's. You, you're. You're wrong here.

[Christy Lee]

The letter also instructed nut huggers to stop using cartoon animals, baseball caps and other colors like red, yellow or brown, and limit any further artwork to front facing images only.

[Chick McGee]

What? This is no threat to you.

[Christy Lee]

How in the hell can they do that?

[Tom Griswold]

They can. They have to. They have to protect their trademark logos property.

[Chick McGee]

Way different though.

[Christy Lee]

You can't use a baseball cap.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I mean the Bucky's guys wearing a baseball cap.

[Chick Magee]

But yeah, but no, I say unless you at least play two innings, you're not allowed to wear a baseball cap, about 302. Get that hat off your head, Paul.

[Chick McGee]

These gosh darn poses ironically.

[Tom Griswold]

The balls in his court. The nut huggers.

[Chick McGee]

If I were the judge, would be. Are you kidding me? No.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the. The. The twist to nut huggers as underwear? That it? Well, sure.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if there's a twist at all. Maybe it's just.

[Chick McGee]

In fact, I don't want an underwear that causes a twist.

[Chick Magee]

Shouldn't all. Everyone who uses a squirrel for anything a cartoon way get to be sued by Rocket J. Squirrel? Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Even Chip and Dale.

[Chick Magee]

Yes. Or who.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah. But I was just kind of curious what distinguished nut huggers from other under.

[Chick McGee]

They must keep the testicles secure in a way that others may not.

[Christy Lee]

Or it's just the name he came up with.

[Chick Magee]

Because I will tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it says. How did he word it?

[Chick Magee]

The underwear I have right now has one of those pouches and they aren't nut huggers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It says patented interior design.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Underwear and athletic apparel built around a patented interior design meant for more active.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. Kind of like stall walls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah. Oh, that's what I've got. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You have those.

[Chick Magee]

No, but they're not those. But it's the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Describe that, Josh. What it's.

[Chick Magee]

Is my underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

At least within the underwear there's like a.

[Chick McGee]

There are partitions on either side of your nuts that keep them encased.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're separate.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Billy Gardell]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. That's. That's why I said partitions.

[Chick Magee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick Magee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Where do they.

[Chick Magee]

It's not for each individual nut.

[Chick McGee]

The two nuts go in between those.

[Pat Godwin]

In the middle there.

[Billy Gardell]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a stall for your nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I had it wrong. I thought each one. Each one cupped a nut.

[Chick Magee]

No, no. Ding dong, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, should we get a pair of nut huggers and try them out?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'd like to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Order me 20.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, give me a suit to go.

[Christy Lee]

Along with just one free stuff.

[Chick Magee]

I need 10 double decks.

[Tom Griswold]

So look. They look. But it's the shape of a boxer brief.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is like the wonder bra of underpants. Kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of keeps your balls right there, lifts them up.

[Tom Griswold]

But this guy's. This guy says this guy's invested hundreds of thousands. He finally starting to see some.

[Christy Lee]

So do you guys like ball cleavage? I never.

[Chick McGee]

This doesn't create ball cleavage.

[Chick Magee]

I've tried to wear other. After you wearing those for the one I have on. You can't go back. Really? It's wild. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So the surprise, it keeps them from flying around?

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the idea here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick Magee]

Well, I'd be out there if it weren't for these underwear.

[Christy Lee]

So you're not wearing nut hugger brands?

[Chick Magee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

But there's somebody out there making that same type of underwear.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah. Yes, almost identical. And I'm not going to say anything because I don't have time to testify.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick Magee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I, I, at least this is giving nut huggers a little bit of publicity.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick Magee]

And Bucky's.

[Tom Griswold]

Why doesn't Bucky's embrace this and start selling nut huggers at their stores?

[Chick McGee]

They could. They should. Everybody makes money.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They could have their squirrel wrestle their beaver. Rest of them. Well, wait a minute. Sorry. Oh, buggy's a beaver.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Chick Magee]

What about beaver huggers? There's, there's a product I can get behind.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're talking.

[Chick Magee]

Come here, beaver. I'm gonna give you a big, I'm gonna give you a big hug. Ever hug a beaver, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Beaver huggers underwear. Okay, I tell you what. Coming up, we have a little discussion we'll be having with Rhonda Truman. She's going to be part of the shoe in of the week. She was our winner at, for the, for the first. Let's see what it was. She's our second lady to win this season and we'll be talking to her a little bit later on about her NFL picks. You can get your picks in right now by going to bob and tom.com contest. In the meanwhile, speaking of making some picks, Chick Magee. What's up?

[Chick Magee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick. This is going to be an interesting if this goes to court. Can you imagine just this discussion about the. The underpants and the BUC EE's?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your Honor, does your nut hugging squirrel look like my client's beaver? I ask you take the stand. We are coming back to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. I was close.

[Christy Lee]

Oh so close.

[Chick Magee]

It was a herculean effort.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I gotta, I got. We could do a whole show on mistakes we've made. No, mid sentence.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, no. I will never forget one of the first, the first six months I was on the air ever in 1976. I screamed the F word into the microphone wearing my headphones. Had thought I turned my mic off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh wow.

[Chick Magee]

I like Doobie. Doobie, Bob Seeger, whoever it was F. And it went, the modulate went oh okay. So that was on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Did anybody say anything?

[Chick Magee]

No, God no. I was that. We signed off at 5:15. Well depending on what time of year you signed off. It was a daytimer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very, very, very fine friend of mine who's still a great announcer. Chuck. I won't give his last name.

[Chick Magee]

Chuck. Chuck Bobach. He's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, Chuck, he was, he did an interview show with a hockey coach.

[Chick McGee]

Oh geez.

[Tom Griswold]

But they would tape it and.

[Chick Magee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he, they would, they would, he would put on a reel to reel tape deck. The coach would be on the phone and he was taping the interview and the coach, they were kind of just talking before the interview. They started it and just, just right after it started, the coach went off on this date that he'd had the previous evening. And it got into the details of the date and then he go okay, okay, good. Take two. Let's, let's start the interview over. So then. Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Uh oh.

[Chick Magee]

So he's, he's driving home.

[Tom Griswold]

So then the coach listening to the radio and so. And Chuck is driving home listening to the radio. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Whoever cued up the show and he.

[Tom Griswold]

And he cued the wrong. And this was pre cell phone.

[Pat Godwin]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh man.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all the only good Part of it was. It was in a very northern area, so it was probably primarily only heard by the local moose population. But that's a bad feeling. You see. Yikes. By the way, I know you've been holding your breath. I found the world record bagpipe sound effect.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd like to review the show?

[Chick Magee]

Everybody, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

You got the story there, chicky.

[Chick Magee]

Give us. Put your hands in the middle. Okay. We'll get through this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Chick Magee]

Don't worry about it.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick Magee]

We're gonna be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Team bagpipes.

[Chick Magee]

Hundreds of bagpipers gathered in Melbourne, Australia to help break the world record for the largest bagpiping ensemble billed as the Great Melbourne Bagpipe Bash. Bagpipers crammed into Melbourne.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, they're all in sync.

[Chick Magee]

Doesn't sound right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is supposed to be the AC DC song. It's a long way to the top. I don't. I'm not hearing the melody.

[Christy Lee]

That's because you can't hear lower underneath. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can hear.

[Billy Gardell]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

There we go. I mean they were all hitting the same that. It sounds fine.

[Christy Lee]

They were doing their job.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean I. I think in the right place. Bagpiping is really cool.

[Chick McGee]

I agree.

[Chick Magee]

Never. I don't know why bagpipes are good exist.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's.

[Chick Magee]

That's where I am on.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're great at. In parades and.

[Chick Magee]

Okay. I. I'm. I'm. I'm going to amend that at a graveside service.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the song that has the bagpipe in it that I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

Copperhead Road.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

You think that. Absolutely. In the beginning.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great horns.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Chick Magee]

Oh, hell.

[Chick McGee]

Shoots and Ladders Corn has a song.

[Chick Magee]

Called oh Hell no Matters.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that a game?

[Chick McGee]

It's S H O O T S.

[Chick Magee]

You ever play Candy Land with an over competitive toddler? Do you ever do that?

[Tom Griswold]

The answer is yes. Recently.

[Chick Magee]

They'll kick your ass. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I.

[Tom Griswold]

In a limit limited doses. They're in the same category as banjos. A little goes a long way. Mandolin, great, but not.

[Chick Magee]

Oh, I love Amanda. L. Mandolin can come into any song I listen to. I'd be fine with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Rod Stewart. Maggie May ruined the mandolin for me.

[Christy Lee]

Great song.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't mind that.

[Chick Magee]

I don't like Maggie. I'm right there with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't care for that song either.

[Tom Griswold]

But I stand it.

[Chick McGee]

But I still love mandolin.

[Chick Magee]

Let me tell you something. Maggie makes no. No Young Turks. I'll Tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Chick Magee]

That's a hell of a song. Hearts Run free Tonight. What is that?

[Chick McGee]

Is that.

[Chick Magee]

No. Is that a bagpipe, though? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it synth or a real bagpipe?

[Chick Magee]

But it doesn't sound like a bagpipe.

[Tom Griswold]

This might be a synthesizer.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got the low drone.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's no. This has got to be a real bag. Is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

This is a Steve Earl.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song.

[Pat Godwin]

There's the mandolin.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the mandolin. Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

How would you like to feel how the bagpipe inventor. And now your number one job is to try and make your bagpipe not sound like a bagpipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the song that our friend Larry had debuted for him with?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Larry and he were staying at a hotel in la, and Steve Earl came to him in the middle of the night after they'd been partying a little bit and played him that song he just wrote. So Larry heard it the first time. Larry Crane from John Mellencamp?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song.

[Chick McGee]

My nephew will not allow us to play that song at the lake anymore.

[Chick Magee]

Why is that?

[Chick McGee]

He was taught line dancing in school. He grew. He spent a few years of his elementary school life in. In Texas and junior high, and they had to learn how to line dance as part of their physical education, and that was the song they had to learn it to. So he is so burned out that we can't play it.

[Christy Lee]

At least he got to line dance. We had to square dance, and I would have loved to have line danced.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't like square dancing?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Line dancing became a little bit more.

[Christy Lee]

You like.

[Chick McGee]

Functional in terms of. You might line dance at a wedding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How often are you going to square dance?

[Christy Lee]

Right when you. What was last time you Alamon left anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

We had to do it.

[Pat Godwin]

Junior high left somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a sex move.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve Earl, in this quote, says it's a keyboard synth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding. I would have thought Steve would have insisted on a real backpack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, me too, but that's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm glad we solved that problem.

[Chick McGee]

He couldn't stand it. He couldn't. He.

[Chick Magee]

He had to have it verified.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

The stuff we're talking, there's no way it could be Josh. He keeps asking us the questions we keep trying to.

[Chick McGee]

And he just called me Jabba. Did you hear that?

[Chick Magee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's because Java House, the official office beverages of the Bob and Tom show, is back. And you can go to java house.com and get 25 off your first order with the promo code Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm about to have a java house. This blue guy over here.

[Christy Lee]

The electrolytes. Very good for you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I need.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to pop one of these and get some water.

[Chick Magee]

Now why does this say shoots and ladders? Should I play that?

[Billy Gardell]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Okay. Oh, there you go. Yep. That's bagpipe all right.

[Chick McGee]

He comes out, plays it. Jonathan Davis.

[Chick Magee]

Could be any song.

[Tom Griswold]

This is corn.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is cool. You guys will not care for the lyrics.

[Chick Magee]

A little bit.

[Chick McGee]

It's very silly, but it has a point.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they audible?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. And recognizable.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it come in any day now?

[Chick McGee]

You. You have some patience.

[Christy Lee]

Is this the song Shoots and Ladders?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick Magee]

He's. He's not gonna hang around for.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it. Just we have things to do.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you don't have that many things. You're always telling us it's a long show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's not this long.

[Chick Magee]

We'll explain how radio works in a couple minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's very funny. Throw my truth. Oh, I'm gonna throw truth right back at you.

[Chick Magee]

Die trying.

[Tom Griswold]

What did he say?

[Chick McGee]

Pocket, pocket, pocket, ashes, we all fall down.

[Chick Magee]

It's good. Good.

[Chick McGee]

And then. And then it goes in. London bridge is falling down.

[Christy Lee]

Now his utes and ladders make sense. Sense to me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he does have original lyrics as well in it, but it's a haunting, haunting tune. Oh, yeah. Very poignant song about.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll make an effort to listen to Innocence Lost sound very good. We have.

[Christy Lee]

I just did your famous. Turned my headphones down instead of hitting my mics with dangerous.

[Tom Griswold]

God, that could be really dangerous.

[Chick Magee]

You know that never happened in this room until you Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't.

[Chick Magee]

I don't remember that ever happening until.

[Christy Lee]

You'Ve been doing this 40 years or more. And I never had done that before.

[Tom Griswold]

You think you turned the mic off, but no, no, just turn the headphones on so you don't. You don't hear yourself.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's. That's kind of how the humans are, aren't they?

[Chick Magee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I don't want to hear this.

[Chick Magee]

We're self centered, but I want the.

[Chick McGee]

Rest of the world to have to deal with.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why your dad didn't want you to be the guy with his. You know, the key that you got the two dudes in the. In the silo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I thought I turned the off switch on, but I hit go. They're on their way to Moscow. Christy Lee is at the. The Silac insurance news desk. What's happening? Over there.

[Christy Lee]

Kim Kardashian is in the news again. She's furious. Oh, with the psychics who incorrectly predicted that she would pass the California bar exam.

[Tom Griswold]

I could have told her she wouldn't pass that. I'm not a psychic.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know how smart she is.

[Tom Griswold]

I know she's billionaire smart. Yeah, when my dad's a billionaire, I'll be able.

[Christy Lee]

$5 billion I think her company is worth.

[Chick Magee]

Wow. Is it 5 billion?

[Christy Lee]

5 billion.

[Chick McGee]

At the very least, she's savvy enough to surround herself with people who know what they're doing.

[Chick Magee]

You think she'll ever end up as a guest? Shark. Shark Tank maybe. I would think that right up a alley.

[Christy Lee]

After Failing the exam, Ms. Kardashian took her frustrations out in an expletive laden phone call that was filmed and posted to TikTok.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well then I don't believe.

[Christy Lee]

In the video, the 45 year old reality star says, quote, I'm just letting you guys know that all of the effing psychics that we have met with and are obsessed with all are effing full of s. They all collectively, maybe four of them have told me I was going to pass the bar. So they're full. Pathological liars. Don't believe anything they say.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's good advice right there. I mean, that's actually a pretty sound advice.

[Christy Lee]

There are quite a few.

[Chick McGee]

You think there are any legit psychics out there, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I've yet to meet one, but.

[Billy Gardell]

Ah.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you think, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I think there are some legit.

[Pat Godwin]

I disagree.

[Christy Lee]

I do. I think there are people that you don't have things we can't.

[Pat Godwin]

Just myself.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's not blaming the fact that she didn't pass the bar on the fact that she didn't study enough.

[Chick McGee]

I guarantee she studied.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she did. And she also blamed her earlier, if you recall the story on Chat GPT, she said that. Well, because while amazing studying, thousands of.

[Tom Griswold]

People are passing bar exams every.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly. It's like the hardest thing to do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, A lot of people.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad used to grade it. I'm quite aware how difficult it is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, not. No, you're not. Well, because your dad used to grade it doesn't mean you know how difficult.

[Chick Magee]

How do you know how hard the test was? Just because your dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because he used to be. You know, he'd always say I was. He'd be reading the essays and go, this is a shame. This guy seems like a nice fellow. But it's just not good enough.

[Chick Magee]

And there.

[Chick McGee]

Now. Now. So therefore, you can say, did you know how hard the test is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a difficult test.

[Chick McGee]

You're such a loon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She is blaming ChatGPT because she says the. She responded she'd used it for legal advice and explained, when I need to know the answer to a question, I'll take a picture, snap it, put it in there. But it has made me fail tests all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Jeff, well, let's.

[Christy Lee]

ET doesn't know everything.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. It's. There are a lot of lies on the Internet and when it. It'll pick those up and.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've seen her videos. You know, the sex tape, so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you have?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe if the. Maybe if the California bar exam was an oral final, she could suck her away.

[Chick McGee]

I've never even seen that.

[Billy Gardell]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

But you guys know my rule on sex tapes. I will not watch leaked sex tapes, even if they were leaked on purpose. Purpose. Those are private. Those are private because I don't want them to end. I don't want a woman not to send me one because she's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Chick Magee]

I thought you were.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't want them to stop.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of that, a British ferry boat company has apologized for displaying pornography. Here's our boats, ships, TV screens.

[Chick McGee]

Who is it? Alan Cumming.

[Chick Magee]

Tom, your thoughts?

[Christy Lee]

They said they're very sorry for the incident which occurred on a ferry from Dieppe in France to New Haven, England.

[Chick Magee]

Have you been to dpe? Oh, you simply must.

[Christy Lee]

It says that an adult film was mistakenly broadcast on the onboard lounge TV that had been playing the Formula one Grand Prix. One passenger reported the site left children screaming.

[Chick McGee]

Did it?

[Christy Lee]

Ferryboat authorities stated that once crew members were alerted to the content of the video, the channel was swiftly changed.

[Chick McGee]

What about children screaming with laughter?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that the upsetting incident will not happen again.

[Chick McGee]

The upsetting incident?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I did hear that when the. When the ferry boat got back to the dock, it pulled in, then it. It backed out. I think they were doing that on purpose. But fairy porn? I mean, it could be some, you know, winged.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Are you talking about Tinkerbell?

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, yeah. Number one fairy would have to be Tinkerbell. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

I can't think. I can't even think of a number two that doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That shouldn't be involved.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if there is a bigger fairy out there.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tinkerbell.

[Chick Magee]

Tinkerbell's the. The biggest fairy. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, time to move on.

[Chick Magee]

When you say Tinkerbell and fairies, you said at all.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I see a picture of Tinker bu. Oh, boy. What a fairy. Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Who that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a song about this or can we put this.

[Pat Godwin]

We're have to move on.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I know how difficult it is being gay because my dad talked to a gay guy.

[Chick Magee]

What a big fairy, that Tinkerbell. Boy, oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, coming up, Mega Millions jackpot news. Oh, yeah. Also big news from. See if you recognize this real quick. Do you recognize this sound?

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's me completing.

[Chick Magee]

And how did you get that audio?

[Tom Griswold]

That's. We have seagulls in the news.

[Chick Magee]

Two seagulls. Gertrude Heathcliff. Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick Magee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick Magee]

She's at the news deck desk. And the deck, the Silax Insurance news desk. On the deck.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who's on deck.

[Chick Magee]

And there's Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Rhonda.

[Chick Magee]

I know. Rhonda's rare to go. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. Here we are.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's the key picks because right now we're going to talk with our winner from week 10.

[Billy Gardell]

That's right. Bring it.

[Chick Magee]

Bring it, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Chick Magee]

Sorry, I didn't mean that.

[Tom Griswold]

We have, I think on the, on the phone, Rhonda Truman. Rhonda, can you hear me?

[Chick Magee]

Me?

[Rhonda Truman]

Yes, I can. Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. How are you?

[Chick Magee]

Oh, that, that, I'm good.

[Christy Lee]

How are you guys?

[Chick Magee]

Oh, that accent is right down Wisconsin, right down to our socks. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick Magee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

How are things in Whitewater, Wisconsin?

[Rhonda Truman]

They're, they're cool. They're really cool this morning. It's a little chilly out.

[Chick Magee]

You got some, you got some snow.

[Rhonda Truman]

Up there the other day. We did, but not much, just a little cover, you know, covering the ground a little bit. But it's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the northern lights a couple nights ago?

[Rhonda Truman]

No, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you go outside to look? No, I didn't. I went out last night looking with the dogs, but I couldn't see him.

[Chick McGee]

Rhonda are usually blacked out by around that time when.

[Rhonda Truman]

I got my blankets over my head. I don't see nothing.

[Chick Magee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Rhonda, apparently you are pretty good at seeing the NFL because you were the only person with all of our entries, the only person in week 10 that got 13 of 14 correct. Nobody got all 14 games, so congratulations.

[Rhonda Truman]

Pretty awesome. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you, you are awesome. Rhonda, do you get tired of people, of people saying help me, Rhonda, referencing the Beach Boys?

[Billy Gardell]

No.

[Rhonda Truman]

No, never. I love the Beach Boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. Me too. What's your favorite Beach Boy song?

[Rhonda Truman]

Help Me, Rhonda.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that song. No, I'm just kidding. You know who sings that one?

[Chick McGee]

One?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

The Beach Boys.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, thank you, Rhonda. Which Beach Boy, though?

[Rhonda Truman]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of the rare. One of the rare lead vocals from Al Jardine. So you learned something today about your favorite song. What's your favorite NFL team, may I ask?

[Rhonda Truman]

The Dolphins.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That was.

[Christy Lee]

That was a shock.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You and Roy Wood Jr.

[Billy Gardell]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was just as shocked that Roy Wood loved those. Why the Dolphins?

[Chick Magee]

Wait a minute. That's not right. You're a Packer fan, lady. Don't tell me.

[Rhonda Truman]

I do like the Dolphins.

[Tom Griswold]

Fins up.

[Chick Magee]

Oh, hey, she knows Finn's up.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick Magee]

Okay.

[Rhonda Truman]

All right, well, we'll pick both the packers, too.

[Chick Magee]

We'll pick both those games. How's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Chick, you take over. What's the plan?

[Rhonda Truman]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Okay, here we go. Tonight, the New England Patriots are hosting the New York Jets. Patriots are wearing some kind of a newfangled throw, vintage related to the climate and Foxborough uniforms. I don't.

[Rhonda Truman]

Okay.

[Chick Magee]

They're trying to make more money. Rhonda is. What's going on? Yeah, the jets are getting 13 and a half points tonight. Now you have to choose points when you. When you pick with me. So who do you like, the jets plus 13 and a half or the Patriots minus 13 and a half?

[Rhonda Truman]

I'm going Patriots.

[Chick Magee]

Okay, Tom, write that down.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it.

[Chick Magee]

And she's correct. I'm. I'm agreeing. I'm taking the patriots minus the 13 and a half jets. Okay, have some trouble. And the commander, the Washington football team traveling to Madrid, Spain to take on those Miami Dolphins. Fins up. That'll be 9, 30, 9, 30, Sunday morning, Eastern Standard Time. Washington getting three points a field goal. Who do you like, Miami or Washington?

[Rhonda Truman]

Oh, I'm going with Miami.

[Chick Magee]

Okay, I'll take Washington plus the three, Tom. All right, and then because she mentioned Green Bay and she's calling from Wisconsin, we'll look at Giants hosting the packers on Sunday. And the Giants a home underdog. They're getting eight against Green Bay. Who do you like? Green Bay minus the eight. Giants plus eight.

[Rhonda Truman]

I'm going Green Bay.

[Chick Magee]

Green Bay to cover the eight time. I'll take the Giants plus the eight. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Chick Magee]

Packers are going to win, but it'll be a little closer than that. So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, that's our shoeing of the week picks and Rhonda, you, of course, won a $500 e gift card to Stephen Singer Jewelers, and you can get yourself something nice or maybe something for somebody else. Are you preparing the Thanksgiving dinner at your place, Rhonda?

[Rhonda Truman]

Yeah, we're just doing a little. A little Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but are you. Are you making the food?

[Rhonda Truman]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a good cook? You a good cook?

[Rhonda Truman]

Of course. Of course I am. My kids miss my cooking. Of course, they're adults now, but, you know, my son lives in Colorado. My daughter lives a couple towns over, so my son, you know, he can't come here because it's too far. So, yeah, it's just a little Thanksgiving, but I do the cooking.

[Chick Magee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any unusual dishes that you make, or is it pretty standard? Turkey, mashed potatoes, et cetera, et cetera?

[Rhonda Truman]

Yeah, it's standard. It's, you know, your turkey stuffing, which is my favorite. You know, mashed potatoes, yams.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you make your stuffing? Is there something exotic in it?

[Rhonda Truman]

Oh, yeah. No, no, no. I just do the onion celery and the butter melted in the pan and fry it up for a little bit. And then I get my. My baked stuffing, and then I throw it all in a bowl with my. And I boil my giblets and my neck, and I shred that up and I add it all together, and then I stuff the turkey.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you gonna get a whole turkey, or do you do. Are you one of those people that does just, like, a turkey breast?

[Rhonda Truman]

You know, we usually do get a whole turkey, but last year we ended up getting a turkey breast because it was just, you know, small. You know, a small family over.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what we're doing?

[Rhonda Truman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever done that gag where you get a. One of those Cornish game hens and stick it inside the turkey, then you bring.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you break. Then you bring it out, and then you go. Oh, dear God. God. After you've cooked the thing, you pull out the corn turkey.

[Chick Magee]

The turkey was pregnant.

[Rhonda Truman]

No, that's true. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that's a great idea. It's a terrific gag. How about the gag where you take. Here's a.

[Chick Magee]

You said turkey neck, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm not sure she could pull that one off.

[Chick Magee]

Well, someone there could do that, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this gag? You. Do you like pumpkin pie?

[Rhonda Truman]

Yeah, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. You take a dollop, if you will, of pumpkin pie and put it on your shoe. Then you walk up to someone and say, oh, I think I stepped in dog poop. And you reach down, taste the pumpkin pie. Go. Yup, it's dog poop. That's a killer. Try this, Rhonda. You'll thank me.

[Christy Lee]

You're 10 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish those were good days.

[Chick McGee]

Rhonda, what male celebrity do you most want to make out with? Oh, there's so many.

[Chick Magee]

All right, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Rhonda would have been really memorable if you'd said Barbra Streisand or some lady.

[Chick McGee]

You ever, Kurt, kiss a lady?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

How about that college sometime there? Whitewater Rapids.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, Rhonda. I apologize for my co workers.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Is Whitewater. Is White Water no problem. Is Whitewater the place where Hillary. Where Hillary Clinton had the.

[Chick McGee]

No, that was not in Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to have a bit. It was a Hillary's douche called White Water and Vinegar. It was a classic.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry, Rhonda, you're allowed to hang up.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Josh.

[Chick Magee]

No further obligations.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any more cool questions like that?

[Christy Lee]

Josh?

[Chick Magee]

That was a good.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Yeah. Did you attend high school?

[Tom Griswold]

What a dumb question.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. This is going somewhere. Did you attend high school?

[Rhonda Truman]

Well, of course I have.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Who was the most handsome teacher you had?

[Chick Magee]

Oh, my.

[Rhonda Truman]

Oh, boy. You know, you can just give. He was my driver. He was my driver's ed teacher.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes. Yeah. Well, we have a surprise for you. Open up your front door there, bro.

[Chick Magee]

You have to, Roberto, that's on behalf of us, Rhonda. Now you join. Go make it a great day.

[Tom Griswold]

Rhonda. Thanks so much.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for a good sport, Rhonda.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, you are.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to be a good sport to put up with, John. Thanks, Rhonda.

[Rhonda Truman]

You guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Great talking to you.

[Chick Magee]

Thanks, Rhonda.

[Tom Griswold]

She was great.

[Christy Lee]

Happy Thanksgiving.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Rhonda.

[Tom Griswold]

You can be the winner of week 11 if you go to bobandtom.com contest. Make your picks before tonight, please. And while you're there, check out the little pop up store. We got some cool new stuff, including some holiday sweatshirts and T shirts. And my favorite favorite is that blue one over there with the microphone on it. The Bob and Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you wear it? Have you ever worn a sweatshirt?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't. First of all, I don't have one of those.

[Christy Lee]

We can get you one if you would you.

[Pat Godwin]

We know people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Would you wear it?

[Tom Griswold]

Does it have a hood on it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I've ever worn a hoodie.

[Pat Godwin]

You'd like it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you'd love it. It'd be like a nice hug.

[Chick Magee]

You could be hoodie guy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that'd be the hoodie.

[Chick Magee]

Didn't Zuckerberg wear hoodies forever?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, I'll try it. Thank you. You could try it by going to BobandTom. We are going to return to the Aurelia Auto Parts Studios. Hope you can join us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Got a comment to share text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thousand bucks.

[Chick Magee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance News Center. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick Magee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Billy Gardell]

Hey Chick.

[Chick Magee]

There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Chick McGee]

Visit Steven Singer jewelers atIhateStevensinger.com to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in the USA and also the most hated jeweler in the USA by other jewelers because they don't care for how well priced he is. That's I Hate Stephensinger dot com.

[Chick Magee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. And here he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Thank you very much.

[Chick Magee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. You made your picks. Where could one view all of your picks?

[Chick Magee]

Your mother, the Chick McGee on Instagram. On the gram.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. On the ground now.

[Chick Magee]

Very active. On the gram.

[Tom Griswold]

At the desk.

[Chick Magee]

Reasonably.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Christy Lee. When I say at the desk, I of course am referring to the beautiful Silac Insurance news desk starring Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, isn't that sweet. Lottery officials say the Mega Millions jackpot has grown to $965 million for Friday's drawing.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, I might have to buy it.

[Christy Lee]

After no ticket matched all six numbers earlier this week. The numbers selected Tuesday night were 10, 13, 40, 42 and 46.

[Chick Magee]

Which one is this?

[Christy Lee]

The Mega Millions. Mega Millions, Tom, the gold Mega ball was one. A winner can choose an annuity or the cash option as we're all pretty familiar with now with the lottery.

[Chick McGee]

Give me that case.

[Christy Lee]

The one time lump sum payment of 445 million before taxes. Yeah, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Do take a bite.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's. That's before taxes. What would be 226.

[Chick Magee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick Magee]

Where's.

[Christy Lee]

You should not have to pay taxes on lottery.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly right. They should be taxing.

[Chick Magee]

Why do they. What? What's the 50% they're taking right off the top? Where does that go?

[Christy Lee]

That's the lump sum payments.

[Chick Magee]

You know what it is? No, no, no. You know what it is. I always thought it was taxes.

[Chick McGee]

So did I. I bet it's.

[Chick Magee]

It's destination fees.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what it is?

[Chick Magee]

That it is. You always hear about destination fees.

[Christy Lee]

Get ready.

[Tom Griswold]

So you got your choice of a dollar a year for a billion years or take the cash.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's.

[Chick Magee]

No, Tom, the dollar a year for a billion years is the Polish law. You know that. So.

[Tom Griswold]

But mega millions. So it's almost a billion dollars.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I'll wait till it's at a billion, otherwise you're just pissing your money.

[Chick Magee]

So where is it? Someone explain it to me so I can understand. Let's make believe I'm a baby.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick Magee]

So I win $900 million, right? So right off, if I want a lump sum, it's.

[Chick McGee]

They cut it to 450, right?

[Chick Magee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because. Because it would be whatever it was, 900 if you got it over the course of whatever it is, 25 years.

[Chick Magee]

So then. And then you get 450. So then taxes then. And it's 50%. So 225 is what you get out of 900.

[Tom Griswold]

A little. Little under 50.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Not much, though, with state, because I think the state takes them, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you move to a state that doesn't have an income tax just to.

[Chick McGee]

Collect a lottery should be like a raffle prize at an event. The 50 50. It should be the 50 50. So the amount that you win is 50%. And then 50% goes to the state. Federal gets nothing.

[Chick Magee]

You know, I tried to go back to watch my high school football team play every year. And a couple years ago, I went back and won the 5050 raffle. The raffle. It was like, for $180 or something. And they. Everybody kept giving the money back, you.

[Chick McGee]

Know, I go, no, no.

[Chick Magee]

$187.

[Tom Griswold]

What'd you buy?

[Chick Magee]

I can't remember. $187 worth of it.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you that it's a thrill winning that.

[Chick Magee]

Yes, it's very exciting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not enough.

[Chick Magee]

That was the football.

[Tom Griswold]

Enough for a good time with a cheerleader.

[Chick Magee]

That was.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Billy Gardell]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

This was a high school.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you said college.

[Christy Lee]

God. You know, you didn't go to college. You knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I didn't go to college.

[Chick Magee]

And, you know, I didn't say college because college is this word college and this high school is this word high school. Oh, there's a distinction. That was the game where the phys ed teacher sat next to me, who beat the hell out of me when I was in high school. And now we're buddies, evidently.

[Chick McGee]

And some high school cheerleaders are legal. And by the way, they. Everybody hates when you ask that at. At a football game. Which one of these Illegal.

[Chick Magee]

No. What's the age of consent in this state?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. Let's. Let's move forward here, Christine.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of money, the US Mint in Philadelphia pressed its final penny and ended the coin's production before hitting a button to strike the final penny.

[Chick Magee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Treasurer Brandon beach said, quote, God bless America, and we're going to save the taxpayers $56 million.

[Chick McGee]

I like it.

[Chick Magee]

Hate to have another question, but what happens if you. You pay in cash and you need pennies?

[Christy Lee]

They'll have to.

[Tom Griswold]

It's actually a problem with some retailers there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They can't get a hold of pennies, but there are a lot of them in circulation. They should be able to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Each penny costs nearly 4 cents to make. It was introduced in 1793. Billions are still in circulation and will remain legal tender, but there will be no new ones made. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What if we should hang on to our pennies and there are legal problems, apparently, with rounding up.

[Chick Magee]

Up?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

You have to.

[Christy Lee]

People don't like even numbers. What?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I think that if. Because if you did the closest one, it would either go up or down, obviously. So wouldn't it just even out?

[Chick Magee]

I. I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

In the long run, though, wouldn't it even out?

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, but it.

[Tom Griswold]

If you went. If you went. If it was, you'd have to give.

[Chick Magee]

Us seven when it would even.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick Magee]

Don't you get a feeling, though, that Artie Fluffer in Slack Knife, Minnesota is hoarding billions and billions of pennies and is not ever giving them up.

[Christy Lee]

Here's a trivia question. Do you know when the last coin to be discontinued was and what it was?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know it was the half penny, but it was a long time ago.

[Christy Lee]

I know that half penny. I didn't even know we had a half penny.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know half penny. I would have guessed maybe some kind of Kennedy dollar or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, 1857. The half cent. He's.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, real.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they still make the Susan B. Anthony?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

They must if the half penny was the last thing.

[Chick Magee]

This is one of my favorite stories, because in his mind, when he looks back, this was an actual term that people use that no one did but him for the Susan B. Anthony dollar. Go on.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't coin it.

[Chick Magee]

No, no. You said it with you. You said you came up with it and everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the pejorative term was the so called butch buck.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I never heard that.

[Chick Magee]

Never heard it except out of your mind mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I guess the circles I traveled.

[Chick McGee]

In were a little more hateful than ours.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not as loving.

[Chick Magee]

That's the word you were looking. Because Susan B. Anthony was on that dollar.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I'm just saying that.

[Christy Lee]

Was she gay?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No, not at all. Pejorative term thrown around by. Okay, morons. That. What's the percentage of people that pay for anything in cash anymore?

[Chick Magee]

17%.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's part of the thing with.

[Chick Magee]

You know what? He's got to look it up anyway. Why do we even.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got to be fairly insignificant.

[Chick McGee]

I just googled this. Well, I just. Duck, duck, go this. Because Google watches everything you do. How much money is a billion pennies?

[Chick Magee]

Oh, man. Don't do this to me.

[Pat Godwin]

No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna do the math?

[Chick Magee]

I'm trying.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your thousand million.

[Chick Magee]

Right. But a billion is. I can't comprehend. Remember, remember. I'm going to say.

[Chick McGee]

It'S more than I thought it was going to be.

[Chick Magee]

100 million pennies.

[Chick McGee]

So you think a billion pennies is $100 million?

[Chick Magee]

Yes. $100 million.

[Chick McGee]

Less.

[Chick Magee]

Less than $100 million, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Billion pennies.

[Tom Griswold]

10 million.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Chick Magee]

10 million.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

What do I win?

[Chick McGee]

A couple pennies. Thank you.

[Chick Magee]

You know what got me? Decimal point.

[Chick McGee]

I know that damn decimal point. It's all because of Dewey Decimal. He invented that.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah. Truman beat him anyway, right?

[Chick McGee]

What do you think he's looking up?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, he is face down.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to know what percentage of cash.

[Christy Lee]

67% of US adults still pay with cash in store. The overall use of cash, though, is declining.

[Chick McGee]

I paid cash in cash last weekend.

[Christy Lee]

With a growing percentage of people making no cash per sale. Typical.

[Tom Griswold]

It says cash payments account for 14% of consumer payments.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. And 67% of people are doing it.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

That equals 78%.

[Chick Magee]

That's right. And you get 10 million.

[Tom Griswold]

You're mixing orders and that's 78%. So that's a fairly significant number of transactions are taking place now with credit cards.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Most people are still using cash. Cash too.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you can. You can use a credit card now to buy a Coke.

[Chick Magee]

I finally gotten to the point where I try tapping before I insert.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How's it going for you?

[Chick Magee]

It's pretty good. I got. I got rid of the card that was giving me trouble and they sent me a new one, so that one's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Did you guys ever have the thing. I've. I never saw this happen in person where you went to charge something in the 80s or something and the guard failed and so they cut it up right in front of you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a thing for a while.

[Chick Magee]

Oh, yeah.

[Billy Gardell]

I can't believe.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Chick Magee]

They would get this book. They had a book?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did.

[Chick Magee]

And they looked up your number and this says, we have to take your card. And they would snip.

[Tom Griswold]

It was also the. The ATM machine and I know the M stands for machine. They would eat your card.

[Chick Magee]

They keep it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they'd keep it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But that was always an accident.

[Chick Magee]

That was a big problem when they first started.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you forgot to take it out. Very cash.

[Christy Lee]

That's why now they have. You have to take your card before you can get your cash. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, we're going to talk with comedian Billy Gardell, a great actor, great comedian. Billy's got some gigs coming up. We're going to talk about that. Speaking of gigs, coming up, the big one this Saturday night in Lima, Ohio, huge is Pat Godwin with Josh Arnold and Jeff Oskay at the UNOH Event Center, Lima, Ohio. Check that one out. Where do you get the tickets, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Tommy Bros.com B R O S TommyBros.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, right now it's time to check in with Josh and Josh's feet.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Would you like to see them? No, they're.

[Chick Magee]

We'll take your word for it.

[Christy Lee]

All right, I believe you.

[Chick McGee]

Are you constantly on your feet all day?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Audiences are divided.

[Chick Magee]

17% of people are on.

[Christy Lee]

Some people are, some people are.

[Chick Magee]

You got back pain, chances are it's your foundation. Josh, am I right?

[Chick McGee]

You're exactly right. A lot of people go, oh, my knees hurt. What's wrong with my knees? Well, maybe it's your feet.

[Chick Magee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it's that rocky foundation of yours. Treat yourself with a little self care inserted into your shoesies with orange insoles.

[Chick Magee]

And if your nose runs, your feet smell. You might be upside down.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. So please check on yourself a good portion of the staff here. Well, we have them in our shoes.

[Billy Gardell]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Right now they sent us some insoles. We still use them. That's because orange insoles give us. And they'll do the same for you. Support from the ground up. Boy, that's really the only support I get around here in my Shoes.

[Christy Lee]

I support you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Chick Magee]

I'm undercutting you at every turn. You know that.

[Pat Godwin]

I try to beat you to the punch.

[Chick McGee]

Find the right insole for [e-mail] they've got the original full length insole. Perfect for the hard working all day crew. They're built for long shifts. Your construction workers, your nurses, your teachers, your servers, all day support. And they're great for work boots. I know Tom has them in his boots.

[Tom Griswold]

Check.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Billy Gardell]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, we're to talk with the great comedian and actor Billy Gardell. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick Magee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Neil's Desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Hello.

[Chick Magee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick Magee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

I Just had half. Half an apple fritter. And I've never been happier.

[Christy Lee]

I took that little bite that was out of it.

[Chick Magee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. And let's go to Celebrity Corner with our own man about Hollywood. It's Tom Griswold. Tom, what's going on this morning?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think electronics. Look at that handsome guy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even recognize him looking guy. He's got a. Is that Robert Culp?

[Chick Magee]

Oh, you do have a Rob.

[Christy Lee]

Like Robert Cole. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. We could do I Spy. Well, I guess we'd have.

[Chick McGee]

We've got a cosplay.

[Billy Gardell]

I was thinking more like we could reboot the Rockford Files, but what do I know?

[Tom Griswold]

That is the voice of actor comedian Billy Gardell. No mustache. No mustache.

[Billy Gardell]

No. After Bob Hart's Shola ended, I had had that mustache for about five years. And the day it ended, when I came home, my wife goes, okay, get rid of the cactus. I've hugged it long enough. I was informed that I would be shaving that as soon as I came home.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you home right now?

[Billy Gardell]

I am, sir. I am in my house. And good morning to all of you and thank you for having me on as always. I really appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

You're so welcome. Thank you for being with us. We love you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I know that the tour is start. Have you named your tour?

[Billy Gardell]

Yeah, it's called the Less is More tour. It took me a minute to get there. I had to write the jokes first. Apparently I'm from the old school. You actually write the material, then you actually perform the material, present the material. It's a crazy thing. So. Yeah, and it kind of plays in two ways. One, obviously my weight loss transformation and I talk about that a lot on stage, but it also has to do with. With the fact we need to slow down. In my opinion, we cannot walk around this earth without being plugged in, tethered and filmed camera. And I've been trying to pass the message on to the younger generation that you need to experience things with your eyes, your ears and your heart once in a while and just with those things just for you. And you got to take a minute to pump the brakes. And I kind of got that from talking to my son who's 22. And you know, they're, you know, like I said, I root for these kids. I don't rip on them. I think that's low hanging fruit and sees it to be the crotchety old guy on the lawn when I was a kid. Shut up. You have no idea what these kids are going through. I mean, they're going through the regular freak out we did when we grew up, which is, who am I going to be? Is anybody going to love me? Am I ever going to have a place to live? What's my place in the world? Then you add social media, then you add the state of the world. I think these kids need to know there's an adult rooting for them. So I kind of come at it from that, Billy.

[Chick McGee]

There's a new study out I was reading about yesterday that showed they interviewed a bunch of children and they asked them what they want to do most and what they most long for. And they said they want to play outside without any supervision with their friends, which is exactly what we all used to do.

[Billy Gardell]

And we were gifted with the last great childhood, man. We really were. Especially if you're Gen X, you were gifted with the last great childhood, and I think that's important. And I think we don't talk enough about, you know, when Covid hit and there were lockdowns and. Look, shut up. No one knows. No one knew how to do it. We did the best we could. Shut up. You don't know. Shut up. I'm so tired of everybody. Well, you know, we should have done well. Yeah, it's easy to look at it now, but the effect of two years in the house with these kids trapped on their screens and, you know, the horrible way these algorithms take their brains over, you know, look, we're adults, and this thing melts our brain. You can't imagine what it's done to our kids. And so. So, you know, I just try to reach out in that way for my. You know, I've started to. I got four kids doing my. Whatever you call it, the Instagram, whatever, whatever the hell all that is. I'm from Earth One. I listen to the radio or I listen to record or whatever. I gotta do this to connect. But I just. I just think I tell my son and his friends, you know, if you have to use these things, use them as commerce for your art. Like, my son's a film student. He wants to do that. Okay, do that, but don't put it down. Put it away for a little bit. You've got to be able to take breaks from this thing. I honestly think that if social media would have hit Gen X, I don't think it would have been as big, because we would have been like, that's great, dude. I'm going to the concert tonight. I'll look at it Sunday. But it hit a generation that I think we overcompensated. You know, we raised the generation of house cats because we were feral and no one was watching us. So we overcompensated. And I think it just hit a very sensitive generation and the world is chaotic and I just, I like to be a place marker to go. No, there's an adult at the table rooting for you. If you got a question, ask. And here's how we got through.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good. We're speaking with Billy Gardell. Have you ever go to a concert and the guy in front of you, the entire concerts taping it on his phone and holding it up?

[Billy Gardell]

It is what? Thank you. It is one of my greatest pet peeves. I'm like, dude, can you just be here? And by the way, no one's looking at your phone. You're not going to show anybody that you paid for all the extra gig or whatever the hell they're called. No one's watching that. Shut up. Just enjoy the show. Let's be here together, man. Let's. And that's one of the reasons I love live entertainment and stand up and music. They're really our last two vestiges because the movies are dead and it's that last place where we all decide to take that journey together communally, and that's important. And I hate that the kids missed out on the movies. I mean, that was the greatest escape and you had to be reflective. And we all agreed to go into a dark room and the lights go down and it's either going to suck or it's going make us cry or it's going to make us laugh, but it's going to make us think and experience and we're going to do that with other people. And it just saddens me, you know, I hear all this, this chatter on the Internet about this generation doesn't like that generation. I have a solution. If you really want us Gen Xers to go away, here's my. Give us the malls back. Yeah, and here's my thing. We make the second floor two bedroom apartments, right? Then downstairs we're going to need an arcade. We're going to need a record store. We're going to need a Spencer's Gifts, an Orange Julius and a movie theater. And you make Macy's an urgent care.

[Chick McGee]

You'll never hear from that.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. That is a profound and brilliant idea. And it's sort. It's sort of happening in a couple of places. We're speaking once again with Billy Gardell. Billy has mounted his two tour and it's gonna begin in Thousand Oaks, California, at the Janet and Rayshear Forum theater. Coming up November 28th, you're gonna be all over the place. You're gonna be heading to Rapid City, Sioux Falls lots, Iowa City, going all over. They got you booked through May. Are you aware of this?

[Billy Gardell]

Yeah, yeah, I am. And, you know, I unfortunately learned a valuable lesson and realized my age about two weeks ago. I think sometimes you think you're a 30 year old comic when you're on the road, and I am not. I am no longer that. And I got sick and I thought it was a cold, so I was doing the road comic thing, you know, started eating vitamin C and Zicam and Dayquil and turns out I had pneumonia. Here's what I don't suggest doing five shows with pneumonia and then going to a Steelers game. Yes. And so it put me in the hospital for a little bit because my heart went into afib. I'd never had that happen.

[Chick McGee]

That's the.

[Billy Gardell]

After 50, the warranties just start running out and stuff start busting. But. So they got me all straightened out. But I'm on beta blockers now, and for the next 60 days I gotta take these things. And my wife bought me this stupid apple watch. I could monitor my heartbeat. And I hate that I'm an analog guy. And the way she tricked me into it was, she goes, well, you could put Snoopy on the front. You like Snoopy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had one of those that I got sick of my watch saying, get up and walk around.

[Billy Gardell]

Yep, we're the same guy. Whenever I see it, say it's time to stand, I go, shut up. Don't tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you mentioned your son who's 22. Will Thanksgiving be at your place this year?

[Billy Gardell]

Yes, sir. I'm very, very excited. He's got a girlfriend and they're about six months in. And I know it's going good because I don't hear from him unless he needs. Needs his debit card charged up and. And so she's coming home to our house for Thanksgiving and we get to have. My wife is just giddy and so am I. We really like her. But I told her we all got to play our best part so she doesn't think we're crazy and we don't run her off. We gotta. We gotta ease her in, you know what I mean? So we're excited she's coming to visit for the holidays. And like he was one of Those kids that drove late, too. You know what I mean? Like, for driving, like, 22. Like last year, he started driving amazingly around the time he got a girlfriend. Before that, I'll take the train, and you get a girlfriend. I need a car. Well, yeah, not at work. They don't really want to ride the bus with you. You got to get a car and get a door.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I have a technical suggestion for you, sir. When it's time to take a.

[Chick Magee]

A.

[Tom Griswold]

A photograph of the group at Thanksgiving, figure out a delicate way to make sure you get one without her, just in case the girlfriend isn't around later on. Hey, just speaking from experience.

[Billy Gardell]

That's like.

[Chick Magee]

That's like.

[Billy Gardell]

When you first start dating someone, you don't play all your music around them because you don't want to ruin any albums. Springsteen, for me.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I miss the mix. Those were the days.

[Billy Gardell]

The mixtape was a true sign of love. It told stories. It painted pictures. Man, it was so thoughtful. I used to love making those in my era.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd go to the apartment and start rifling through the albums.

[Billy Gardell]

How about that? And I still. I have my vinyl collection with me. In fact, I have one room in my house because after 25 years of marriage, if you've been a decent husband, they give you a playroom for all your stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Billy Gardell]

In here, it's like Indiana Jones's dad. Dad's office, there's records. I don't. I'm not going into the future with everybody. I've made the decision. I wish everybody well. Good luck with the robots. I ain't going.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with Billy Gardell. Mike and Molly was and is one of my favorite shows of all time.

[Billy Gardell]

I still appreciate that. You always. Champ.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Do you ever stumble upon an episode and go, I think I'm gonna watch this one? Is there one. If you. If you happen on it, you go, I've got to watch this one one more time. Because the other guys in the cast were amazing, and the ladies are great, and they're.

[Chick McGee]

They're terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great cast. Is there one that you just love?

[Billy Gardell]

Honestly, I love them all. I still watch it. We all talk about that. We get together for lunch once a month. The Mike and Molly gang, Melissa and Reno and Rondi and Lou, and the whole gang gets together, and, you know, it's gone from, hey, what's next in our career and how do we make the show better? To hey, what can't Huey, what hurts on you? Yeah, that's what new conversations are. But we all have that affinity for that time. We all still watch the episodes. They really hold up. And I honestly believe we made a classic TV show. That one Bob was good, but Mike and Molly, I believe that was one of those classics. And I love watching. I always. It always gives me a kick. I used to watch him when we were filming. I'd watch it, like, game tape. Like, okay, you could do that better. That entrance was good, but you could have done this better. Better. But I always. It's always baffles me. People get into television or the movies, and they're like, I don't watch my work. Well, why are you doing. Why exactly did you get involved? I don't understand. So I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of those people. And it brings back so many warm memories. When I watch that show and you remember what was going on backstage or who was messing with who, because we always tried to break each other up. And there was a genuine love in that cast. I mean, we all still hang out, which is really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My favorite episode, by the way, is the one in which the book is getting published and the publisher has the water that's presented. The bottled water is in a globe. And it's not exactly clear how you can actually access the water. No.

[Billy Gardell]

And she was brilliant with that, too, because when they handed it to her at the beginning, they were trying to show her how to open it, and she's like, no, don't. Don't tell me how to. She goes, I want to struggle with it on camera and spill it all over myself. And it just became a great scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So many great trains.

[Billy Gardell]

Typical literary Hollywood agent. I'll be like, who hands anybody a bottle of water?

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with Billy Gardell, and he's got the big tour mounting soon and a big Thanksgiving coming up at his place. Do you do any of the cooking or is that assigned to others?

[Billy Gardell]

Yeah, we have a big routine out here. We usually have about 20, 25 people. And I love Thanksgiving because it's. It' the holiday of gratitude. And it's kind of the family that you make, and we take in a few strays and there's a few family members, and I do the turkeys, and my wife and my buddy John, they're in the kitchen and they handle all the sides. And we have a real routine yet here, without fail, is what my wife will do. Now, I've been doing this Thanksgiving for 23 years. Okay. And most of the people have Been with us that entire time. No one has ever gotten sick in my house after. But every time, it'll be in that highlight moment where you're bringing the turkeys in. I cook two turkeys, I smoke them, I bring them in, put them on a table. Without fail, my wife for 23 years will go, is that cooked? And. And it took me about 22 years to not bite and just go, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm sure it's. I'm sure it's delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Very delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Billy Gardell, thank you so much, sir.

[Billy Gardell]

And I love you guys. Thank you so much for your support. Always. And I hope you guys have a beautiful holiday.

[Chick McGee]

You too.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

You too, Billy. We love you, man.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Billy looking very handsome too, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

You've always been handsome.

[Tom Griswold]

He's really handsome now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at Robert. Robert Culp thing.

[Christy Lee]

Not nailing that.

[Chick Magee]

Absolutely nailed it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, who would play play if they brought back I Spy?

[Chick McGee]

In the movie was Owen Wilson.

[Chick Magee]

Kevin Hart. Oh, there you go, Cosby. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That.

[Chick Magee]

You don't have to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. If you've. If ever I. I love the music to I Spy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It was Owen Wilson and Eddie Murphy who were. Who did the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now it's a time to move forward here. We have a little bit of history coming up for you. But right now, Chick mcgee, you're going to be enjoying a lovely holiday season in your home because it's secure and safe.

[Chick Magee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, if we have time, we have a great letter. We usually do the letters earlier in the show, but this one is well worth reading.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll urge you to go to bobandtom.com for a couple reasons. We've got our pop up shop up and running. We've also got that 4K TV you could win from Orange Insoles. And on a serious note, we have a link to Operation Honor Guard, a really great show charity that does some great stuff with veterans. Just go there and read about it. See if you're interested in making a donation. That'd be great. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick Magee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the Orion Riley Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick Magee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick Magee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Chick Magee]

Josh is at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a letter that backs up one of the news stories we had recently. It comes to us from Deborah. Deborah, kind enough to write, I live in Islamorada, Florida, one of my favorite places on earth. Where is that exactly?

[Christy Lee]

It's between Miami and Key west, closer to Key west, about an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

She writes. Last year I was having lunch with some friends from Texas. We were eating at an outdoor restaurant. I heard a plop behind me followed by a lady screaming and iguana had fallen into her salad. It was a huge iguana. I think the lady crapped her pants. Well, thank you, Deborah. We had iguanas in the news because.

[Christy Lee]

Of the cold temperatures.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they, they fall from the trees.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're not dead, though.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. They're just stunned a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a little frostbite if you come across one. I think the. The temperatures are recovering as we speak in Florida after that cold snap just a couple days ago. But that would be quite shocking if you weren't expecting an iguana to land in your.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd be a fellow crappy in the pants department. I suppose we should get to a little bit of history if we have time.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick Magee]

Today in history, November13.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1850. Robert Lewis Stevenson.

[Chick Magee]

Oh, he's good.

[Christy Lee]

He's a good writer. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Treasure Island.

[Tom Griswold]

There rls responsible for. Was there an X in the spirit spot where the trailer was.

[Chick Magee]

Is that standard in the sand?

[Chick McGee]

I have. I have to admit, I've never read Treasure Island.

[Chick Magee]

Cook. I took a can of spray paint.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Whoopi Goldberg.

[Chick Magee]

Karen.

[Chick McGee]

Good actress.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Stage name. She started literally. I. You think I'm kidding. She started calling herself Whoopee Cushion and then.

[Chick McGee]

Which is hilarious. My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then ended up taking her last name, I believe, from a woman whose house she was cleaning. Cleaning, huh? Yeah. And does she have the egot? I think she does.

[Chick Magee]

Oscar. Tony.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you can get a Grammy for spoken word. Maybe she got it for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Steve Zahn, I love him. One of those actors you go, yeah.

[Chick Magee]

That guy Saving Silver and he's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, weren't you saying he lives in a farm somewhere?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, in Tennessee. See, I just saw a movie he's starring in with his daughter at a film festival and it was very well done, very cute. I don't know if it's gotten big distribution yet, but I'll keep my eye out.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of movies, Fantasia, Disney's Fantasia, released on the state in 1940.

[Chick McGee]

I remember as a kid, right over my head, bored, and then I watched it as like a 20 something. Oh, no, this is pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

Were you high?

[Chick McGee]

No, that was. It was when Fantasia 2000 came out and I watched it, watched both of them.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But Christie's right, that was a thing. Yeah, people would.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they would.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, that was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Mushrooms or something and watch it. Right.

[Chick Magee]

Makes have hands or whatever the hell it is.

[Christy Lee]

And at Walt Disney World, it's also one of the air conditioned things. You could go in and watch the Fantasia thing. You probably never did that, did you? No Fantasia movie.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick Magee]

You were at the President's hall of Fame or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my. One of my favorite. I may go there this weekend. Now, in 1980, the Voyager 1 sent the first close up photographs of Saturn. Of course, the really? Ones you were waiting for, those close ups of Uranus, naturally.

[Chick Magee]

Naturally.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. How about this one? This is for. This is a tough one. One of you guys will get this, though. 1979, what NBA player broke his first bat backboard?

[Chick Magee]

Oh, Dawkins.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick Magee]

Chocolate Thunder.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very good. Daryl Dawkins. 1987, in the UK, the first condom commercial aired.

[Chick Magee]

Oh, was that one of the one that was Glow in the Dark or something? Remember that? And it would disappear and then reappear.

[Tom Griswold]

I just remember the one that was, I think, Queen Elizabeth.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi, I'm your queen for condoms. Yeah, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

You use one of these. We wouldn't have had Andrew, you know, my. All this trauma.

[Chick Magee]

My corgis get my diaphragm, shoot to pieces, strap on a rubber and lethal.

[Chick McGee]

Weapon, one of the lethal weapons. They're all excited for D. Danny Glover's daughter to be in a commercial. And they're all sitting around waiting, and it comes on. It's a condom crush. He's mortified.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an obscure one. I'm. I think Chick will get it for sure. I'll try this on you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

1999, Prince Garth Brooks appears on Saturday Night Live. His musical guest is Chris Gaines. Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Which was himself.

[Tom Griswold]

That was his alter ego.

[Christy Lee]

What was that all about?

[Pat Godwin]

His ego?

[Chick McGee]

They had a movie playing all kinds of things playing.

[Christy Lee]

It was weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was very weird. I. I don't think it's considered a success. He. He released an album as a kind of a character. On an important note, for me, my favorite of these of the series. 1999, Toy Story 2 premiered, and they just released a couple days ago the trailer for Toy Story 5.

[Christy Lee]

So I've missed 3 and 4.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're.

[Pat Godwin]

They're both good.

[Tom Griswold]

They're both good. Two is, to me, is the best.

[Christy Lee]

That's right off to college.

[Tom Griswold]

It's right off with Paddington 2. It's got the incredibly sad song.

[Chick McGee]

Song three is the college one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay, so I have seen three then.

[Chick Magee]

Which one is it? Where Mr. Mrs. Potato had hold hands as they go into the furnace.

[Tom Griswold]

That's three.

[Chick McGee]

Three. Is that three?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it has been said there was a time no longer that Josh resembled one of the characters from Toy Story 2.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, the owl. Was it Al?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The toy store owner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. When you had a different. No beard and a different hair haircut, you. You'd resemble that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. I was bigger than. Yeah, To.

[Tom Griswold]

To a degree.

[Chick Magee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not. I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

No, it. I look like him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I highly recommend that movie. It's. It's terrific. And lastly, on this date in 78, Aerosmith began their first tour after rehab.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick Magee]

And obviously we had a very successful television show over 10 years that was Superman based, but we had to make everyone believe that you were Clark. I got to be honest, I was surprised at the end of this episode.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick Magee]

Not sure I knew when I was filming it that I was not me.

[Christy Lee]

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