The BOB & TOM Show - November 17, 2025

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – November 17, 2025

Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends the usual mix of comedy, irreverent talk, sports, trending news, and stories from the cast’s lives. Today, the show pays tribute to late singer-songwriter Todd Snider, recaps a surprise visit from actor Hugh Jackman, dives into Thanksgiving traditions and food debates, and features the usual letters, quirky news stories, and comedic songs. Special guest Greg Warren also joins for his signature deep dive into the history of marshmallows.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Todd Snider Tribute

[03:52, 85:48]

• News broke over the weekend that Todd Snider has died.
• The show played multiple clips and spoke warmly about Todd's legacy as a songwriter and storyteller.
• Tom Griswold recalls: “He was a great storyteller, terrific performer, and he’d been coming here since his first album came out, the one with 'I’m An All Right Guy'.” [08:06]
• The crew mourned the strange circumstances leading up to his passing, but focused on celebrating his humor, humanity, and music.

2. Surprise Visit: Hugh Jackman

[05:01, 59:19]

• On Friday, Hugh Jackman unexpectedly visited the studio, delighting everyone.
• The cast effusively described him as one of the “nicest people ever,” comparing him to legends like Dolly Parton and Peter Frampton.
• Tom: “Hugh Jackman is now on my list as the nicest guy ever. I mean, just crazy.” [05:26]
• Hugh was promoting his new movie, “Song Sung Blue,” in which he plays a Neil Diamond tribute artist.
• Off-air, Jackman sang and joked with the team, and expressed interest in sitting in as a DJ next time he’s in town.

3. Live Show Recaps & Listener Letters

[09:05, 28:08, 83:00]

• Recap of recent live shows, including Pat Godwin’s set, complete with heckling stories.
• Letters segment features a wide range of listener topics: odd Thanksgiving food (zucchini casserole, maraschino cherry pie), traditions, and dog names.
• The team riffs hilariously on holiday food etiquette and the social minefields of being honest about bad casseroles.
  • Notable line from Jess: “Food-wise, I’ll never hurt anyone’s feelings. I will always taste what someone brings. I just, it’s not worth...” [24:51]

4. Sports Chat: NFL, Randy’s Picks, and the Infamous ‘Heidi’ Game

[14:50, 71:35, 150:06]

• Chick recaps the past weekend’s NFL action and his betting “shoe-in” segment.
• Deep dive into the legacy of the infamous 1968 “Heidi Game,” when NBC cut away from Jets vs. Raiders for a scheduled broadcast.
• The team debates Monday Night Football (Raiders vs. Cowboys) and Chick’s love/hate relationship with both teams.

5. Thanksgiving Traditions & Food Debates

[22:31, 42:14, 43:40]

• Listeners write in about weird/obligatory holiday dishes and how to escape eating things they hate.
• Mac and cheese’s place at the holiday table sparks passionate discussion.
• New developments: listener kids’ mac & cheese innovations (crushed Doritos, pancake syrup) and the team’s own leftover creativity (Thanksgiving pizza using gravy as “sauce”).
• Tom: “Turkey and mashed potato sandwiches are pretty good.” [23:08]

6. Comedic Segments & Musical Bits

• Pat Godwin performs a song for his son’s 15th birthday, musing about moody adolescence. [64:55]
• Alien Interludes: Tom’s “alien” observations about club sandwiches, soul food, and hot dogs, adopted as recurring bits by the cast. [39:44, 41:43]

7. Trending News & The Bizarre

• Potatoes in Socks for Colds: Discussion of TikTok and folk medicine trends, with Jess admitting, “I have done this, but with onions on my kids’ feet.” [88:09]
• Parakeet Smuggling: Border Patrol finds parakeets in a man’s pants; riffing on bird and animal puns ensues. [139:38]
• DUI Driver Blames Peeing: A man caught drinking and driving claims his can of beer was for urinating mid-collision. [142:07]
• Mammoth DNA News, Sea Otter Reunions, Magic 8 Ball TV
• “Fistmas” Beer: The cast cracks up over a regional Christmas ale called “Fistmas,” with Jess and Tom both noting, “I saw this and immediately thought of you.” [49:30]

8. Greg Warren’s Marshmallow Report

[100:07] A highlight of the episode:

• Comedian Greg Warren delivers a hilarious, well-researched history of marshmallows, from the ancient marshmallow plant to modern treats.
• Marshmallow fun facts: ancient Egypt, French “pat de guimauve,” the saga of vegan gelatin woes, and the “Stanford Marshmallow Experiment.”
• The team riffs on s’mores, Rice Krispie treats, and marshmallow-related fraternity hazing stories.
  • “They put the legs in, man. Got them in the bee sting.” – Greg [103:03]
  • Tom: “My freshman roommate was the president of the Fiji House… as an initiation, one frat had to run up Hamilton Hall steps with a marshmallow in the crack – if you dropped it, you had to eat it.” [112:29]

9. Dog & Cat Name Trends

[120:43, 129:51]

• Tom presents the “trending” pet names, baffling the room with new entries like Suki, Roomy, Mufasa, Brookie, and Gibby.
• The cast laments the decline of proper “people names” for pets: “There’s only one way to name your dog: it’s with a person’s name, like Steve or Dan.” – Chick [123:07]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Hugh Jackman:
  • “You show me a guy talking backwards with his ass and I’ll get Jackman back in here.” — Tom [62:01]
• Debating Legal Complications of Radio Impregnation Contest:
  • “For the sake of the genetic pool, you should go knock somebody up.” — Tom, joking to Josh Arnold about having kids [10:16]
• Thanksgiving Candor:
  • “You can be honest… If they can’t handle it, you don’t need them in your life.” — Bob [26:03]
• Potato in the Sock Debate:
  • “Who puts a potato in their socks to cure a cold? What kind of morons do this stuff… I guess it’s better than eating Tide pods.” — Tom [89:03]
• Marshmallow Hazing:
  • “If your buddy dropped, they would shove a marshmallow in their crack. If you dropped it, you had to eat it.” – Tom [112:33]
• DUI Urination Incident:
  • “He was trying to urinate into the can while driving.” — Jess [142:26]
  • “You’d have to kind of pop… prop yourself up, right?” — Tom [143:06]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Todd Snider’s song “Dusty Old Pile of Vinyl Records”: 01:34–03:52
• Hugh Jackman surprise recap: 05:01, expanded at 59:19 & 62:17
• Listener letters & food debates: 21:57, 22:31, 42:14
• Sports chat, ‘Heidi Game’ history: 14:50, 71:35, 150:06
• Trending dog names discussion: 120:43, 129:51
• Parakeets in the pants border bust: 139:38
• Marshmallows history with Greg Warren: Starts at 100:07, references throughout next 15 minutes

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Show Tone & Structure

The episode is high-energy, driven by rapid-fire banter, playful roasting between cast members, digressions, and the show’s signature blend of bawdy jokes and heartfelt moments, especially in mourning Todd Snider. The tone frequently veers from irreverently hilarious (e.g., radio-based impregnation jokes, marshmallow hazing) to genuinely reflective (remembering Snider, lauding teachers and parents). Notably, Hugh Jackman’s visit is unanimously hailed as a highlight, offering both starstruck excitement and humble appreciation.

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Final Thoughts

This episode embodies what longtime listeners love about The BOB & TOM Show: quick wit, musical tributes, off-the-wall riffs, candid talk, and a lively, inclusive sense of community. For those who missed it, the episode is especially poignant for its tributes to Todd Snider, and memorable for the behind-the-scenes stories with Hugh Jackman and the deep-dive into food and family traditions heading into Thanksgiving.

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For full segments, notable musical tributes, and more, tune in from:

• Todd Snider tribute & musical opener: [01:34]
• Hugh Jackman in-studio stories: [05:01], [59:19], [62:17]
• Greg Warren's Marshmallow history: [100:07]
• Potatoes-in-socks & TikTok trends: [87:48], [88:05], [88:55]
• Trending pet names: [120:43], [129:51]

All non-content, ad, and intro/outro sections omitted for clarity.

Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and to show I.

[Todd Snider (performer)]

Do this for everybody that still has more vinyl records than they do CDs I got a dusty old pile of vinyl records sitting on my floor I've played each one of them over and over at least a dozen times or more. All I've got is a beat up chair, a mattress, a fork and another to spare and that dusty old pile of records on my floor. I got Willie Whelan and Woody Guthrie, Jimmy Buffett, L. Lovett and Bobby Jantry, Jerry Jeff, Bob Dyl, Donnie Fritz, Dead in the Doors, Patsy Cline, John Prine and more I got Jackson, Brown, Towns, Van Zant, Zeppelin or Skynyrd, Harry Chapin got Clark, Van Halen, I got Rita Chris, Keith Sachs and Country Joe when he was singing with the Fish you know I got Emmy, Louis to a Gnarlo, James Taylor, Jimmy Rogers, Hank Williams and Mojo Nixon, Hendrix, Haggard and a whole lot more in that dusty old pile of vinyl records sitting on my.

[Chick McGee]

Floor.

[Todd Snider (performer)]

One time in San Francisco I was standing in the airport line and one bag I had all my clothes and the other was solemn old records of mine the lady said I could only bring one bag I had two oh what a drag I had to jump on the plane and leave all my clothes behind But I got Willie Whelan and Woody Guthrie, Jimmy Puffett, Lil Love it and Bobby Jantry, Jerry Jeff, Bob Dylan, Donnie Fritz dead in the Doors Patsy Cline, John Prine and more. I got Jackson Brown, Townes, Van Zandt, Zeppen, Leonard Skinner, Harry Chapin, got Clark, Van Halen, I got Rita, Chris Key Sykes, and Country Joe when he was singing with the Fish. You know, I got Emmy Lou, you two, and Arlo, James Taylor James, Jimmy Rogers, Hank Williamson, Mojo Nixon, Hendrix, Haggard, and a whole lot more. I got all the Booker T's, Tom T, Hoss, Bobby Bear, Belafonte and the New York Dolls, Billy Joe, Jimmy Crochet, Kiss, Crosby, Stills and Nash, John June and a Roseanne, Cash. I got T, Birds, Yardbirds, Sam and Dave Fourbert from Holt, Stevie Ray, and if you're one of the 12 or 13 people, though, about my third album, you might have figured out already that I got piles and piles and piles of Tom Pet. In that dusty old stack of vinyl records I got sitting on my flow.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there, Hi there, ho there. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and it is the Bob and Tom Show. Are you ready to rumble?

[Tom Griswold]

I just got. I think you had to pay for the same.

[Chick McGee]

I am not ready to rumble.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Monday. Just, you know, raise your head if you felt like you were thrown down a flight of stairs.

[Chick McGee]

Park it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we all know that Tom. Weekends are brutal for Tom, so. And this is. This was no exception. Oh, hey, there's Jess Hooker. She's over there at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, J. I am Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I know it's our job to be bright and cheerful, but it's gonna be tough. We're tired, but we have a lot of. A lot of good news. I want to say this on, On Friday at like, what Was it, like, 9:00'?

[Bob Kevoian]

Clock?

[Tom Griswold]

Out of nowhere.

[Jess Hooker]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, out of nowhere, the great actor Hugh Jackman walked in here.

[Chick McGee]

G'.

[Jess Hooker]

Day.

[Tom Griswold]

And he said, hi. And then he proceeded to be as cool a guy, as nice a human being, amazing, interested in everybody else. He reminded me, this is going to sound crazy if people say, who's the nicest person you've ever had in the studio as a guest? I always say Peter Frampton and Dolly Parton. Yeah, by far. Just.

[Chick McGee]

You can just. Those two are still together.

[Tom Griswold]

But Hugh Jackman is now on my list as the nicest guy ever. I mean, just crazy. I said, I went up to Mr. Jack. Would you mind if I did a quick Photograph.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Do a video. The guy is just so cool. So we have a. We posted a bunch of stuff from him. He's. He's got a movie coming out he was talking about. It's. He plays a. How did he word it? A Neil diamond interpreter. It's that. It's this true story about this guy that was kind of a Neil diamond tribute guy that. That hooks up with another tribute artist. I don't know the nature of the storyline, but it's apparently pretty cool. It's called Song Sung Blue. What a. What a. What a nice guy. So that's how the weekend started.

[Chick McGee]

I was glad and relieved that. Well, somewhat disappointed. I wanted to go down the list of my favorite Hugh Jackman movies with him and I. I forgot all of them when he. Yeah, you're in the presence.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't have time to prepare.

[Chick McGee]

And then you were in Prestige with Christian Bale and then you were in Movie Prisoners and that was really good with Jake Gyllenhaal and then. But I thank goodness I didn't do that well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did tell. I really did go to New York City to see him on Broadway because I love as you know, I love the movie the Music man and he did the. With Sutton Foster, did the Broadway show. We. We actually went to New York to see it. So we had that to talk about it and, and he talked about how it was live. There were mistakes on occasion, but what a great guy.

[Chick McGee]

And we forgot to do Josh and I recreate the movie Logan with Patrick Stewart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you know, that's probably. That probably is a good thing we forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, I could get a list of stuff we didn't do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure. Logan.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, you never made a boom boom. Never know what's good. But that was really weird. Just. Oh, there's a famous movie star that just walked in our door and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But really love to hang out. He said his best friend is a radio morning guy in Australia.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

And he loves doing radio. So that was really fun. Then sadly over the weekend we found out the news that Todd Snyder has passed away. Just incredibly sad. There was an odd story a few weeks ago about a encounter in Utah with a hospital and the police and apparently had some serious, serious issues with possibly with opiates. One, one does not know but Todd is gone and we thought we'd play a couple of his things today. That's a great song. He was telling us that when he did that he just literally, literally just took his list of records, his stack of records just Leafed through them and crammed them all in there. But lively. And Todd, a great storyteller, terrific performer, and he's been coming here since his first album came out, the one with I'm An All Right Guy, that he did with Jimmy Buffett. Yeah. Which is what, 90 or early 90s?

[Chick McGee]

I want to say. Early 90s. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But always a smile on his face. Always in a great mood. Terrific player. We'll play a couple more coming up today, and we've got some. Some videos we're going to get posted in the course of the day. But that incredibly sad news, it was. It was a weird thing a few weeks ago when that. That story surfaced about him being beaten in front of a hospital. Who knows what happened? But anyway, just terrible news. So we. But we'll. We'll just do it. Play a few things in tribute to Todd. On a lighter note, got this letter. Pat Godwin was the best Friday at the Ricks. That was the. That was the theater you played Friday, Pat. Yeah, it was my first time getting to see anyone from your show. Patty G. Did not disappoint. And thank you for playing the Gardner Minshew tribute for me.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, reluctantly, but I did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you remember it?

[Pat Godwin]

I brought my iPad for a request to 20 minutes, did a little Nice. Took the iPad out, and Austin would go to the song that they asked for, and we did about 10, 15 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he said, sorry about front row, Doug. I don't know what that means. Were you being harassed?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I had said up front that I had a son who was about to turn 15. He goes, what are you, something like 60 years old?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Heckled me a little bit, but it was funny.

[Greg Warren]

He was.

[Pat Godwin]

He was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't think you're the oldest dad in the room, though. Let me look around.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, I think age gap is.

[Jess Hooker]

What you're talking about. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You. You barely have one.

[Chick McGee]

What is it that one time Christy said. Yeah, we all stopped having children when normal people do. Remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. I consider. I consider that enough.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a privilege now. Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We don't know how many kids, but when you.

[Tom Griswold]

When you have your first one, you're going to be a man of a certain age?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm 47 now, so I could have one before 50.

[Chick McGee]

Could it be possible that you would move through this world and not have a child?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's also a possibility.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then just, you know, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

For the sake of the genetic pool, you should go knock Somebody up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what I. I've never heard. Lovely reason to have a baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we have a listener poll?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Why not? Would you be willing to impregnate a listener if we do a random name? No, we. We live it. Have it from the tap or they can have it from Turkey Basin.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll leave that up to them. Yeah. And there might be some legal forms.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Depending on what state you do the.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want Josh saying, nothing to.

[Tom Griswold]

Do with my baby.

[Chick McGee]

Stay away from me and you. Rock and roller.

[Tom Griswold]

That would. That might get. That might hit the news wire.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah, that would.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? That'd be a nice distraction for all the crap that we've got in the news these days.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a story that we would do.

[Tom Griswold]

What would we have to do?

[Chick McGee]

That. There must be so many legal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, dude, hoops.

[Jess Hooker]

You jump to give away tickets on the air. It's like 15 pages of rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, if you want to tell, you talk to Ms. Hooker because she has to deal with all this crap. Remember the story? God, I forgot. I'm going to get the state wrong. It was either Kansas or Oklahoma or Arkansas, whatever it was. This guy had agreed to supply the seed for a lesbian couple. Do you remember this?

[Jess Hooker]

Vaguely.

[Tom Griswold]

And because I think they quite literally did the turkey baster thing. But because. And then they signed off saying they wouldn't. They wouldn't ask for child support.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But then apparently they split up, and because it wasn't done with some scientific thing that he ended up having to pay child support. So, Josh, we'd have to do a little bit of lawyering before we ask you for the load, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I say bonus if you get to do it, you know, the way God intended, naturally.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It depends on who we're talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it does.

[Bob Kevoian]

She may not. She may not. She may just want a baby and not really see it as much of a bonus.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and then she won't be eligible. That'll be one of the requirements.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have to want it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And it'll be. It'll be done tastefully. We'll only publish the audio, not the video.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah, but that morning, though, I'll be in the old Pat Godwin performance room. I can look through the glass.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine the blowback?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but our culture needs more distractions because, let's face it, 90% of the news is. Look over here while something is happening over there. Wait A minute. Where'd my wallet go? Well, we have a bunch of letters to get to and a lot of other things and I understand. Also a great show in Lima, Ohio, over the weekend. I've heard glowing reports of the Josh Arnold, Jeff Oskay, Pat Godwin show.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was great people, great crowd. Thanks so much to all who came.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have news out of Ohio. Pat, historically, I'm trying to guess, you hit. In the course of several months, you hit two deer, destroyed two cars. Was that not in the great state of Ohio?

[Pat Godwin]

It was. It was outside of Cleveland and outside of Dayton.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have Ohio Deer in the news. Oh, boy. Bucks in the Buckeye State, I guess, would be the cheesy headline.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll need your deer song and. And more. Ms. Hooker, congratulations on celebrating Christmas with that lovely sweater.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I was afraid of that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's sweet.

[Chick McGee]

It's a bright color. I went with light blue today. I thought that that was kind of a danger. Danger color.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks awesome.

[Jess Hooker]

It does look good.

[Chick McGee]

It caused a little problem from you over there. You like blacks and browns?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you look great.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Blacks and dark blue.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

The only brown you ever wear is belts, shoes and leather jackets.

[Pat Godwin]

I love brown.

[Chick McGee]

Nice brown.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at how good.

[Tom Griswold]

The color of my dog's most recent diarrhea episode.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fluffy has some brown in it.

[Tom Griswold]

No brown. It's never worn by a man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I did read an article in Esquire yesterday on the plane that was quite disturbing. Some famous designer goes, I never wear black. That's all I've got. Ace and I agree on that. And Ace is wearing it, of course, in anticipation of his Raiders getting trounced on Monday Night Football tonight. Guaranteed victory.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, guaranteed.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've got a thousand dollars that goes the other way.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take your mortgage.

[Chick McGee]

Cowboys, man. Cowboys tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Now, also coming up in sports, what have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Weekend of NFL action. I think the shoe in for the first time in a long time. Over 500 this week. We'll. We'll talk about it. Also, are you in the mood for some ice cream?

[Tom Griswold]

Typically, always a little bit of a disappointment.

[Chick McGee]

Are you a fast ice cream eater?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if anyone is a fan. Brain freeze, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, some guy. The world record. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I've got a Disney World ice cream story for you. Coming.

[Chick McGee]

Do they still have the Mickey Mouse ear ice cream?

[Tom Griswold]

They do, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And pineapple whip.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, pineapple Whip. Pineapple. Whip.

[Greg Warren]

Pineapple.

[Chick McGee]

Turkey legs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still.

[Pat Godwin]

Still the turkey legs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Last time I was there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, I got a couple Disney Disney World stories. All good.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That place is the best.

[Chick McGee]

Was there an incident?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Negative incident?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not really. Just a timing incident on my part.

[Pat Godwin]

How was the weather? How was the weather for you?

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing's better than Disney World when it's in the early 70s.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not too hot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. When Walt was still alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I was going July.

[Chick McGee]

So good. I. Walt wasn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think you meant low 70s. Yeah. What did I say early 70s?

[Tom Griswold]

Did I say early Saturday?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you sure did. I mentioned that. That's why I said I miss Walt.

[Tom Griswold]

I have been moving since I left. I. I am exhausted.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe get back to work and get distracted and you don't have to worry about anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay, well. And I did listen to my Raycon earbuds over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

You did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Couple of trending things coming up involving potatoes in your socks.

[Chick McGee]

Potatoes in my socks?

[Tom Griswold]

Guess where that came from. A tick tock and more stupidity. But on a much brighter note, the sound thinking of comedian Greg Warren will Be helping us out with today's show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, indeed. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. Is at the IH Steven Singer, sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And I'm at the Prize Fix sports desk. Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

McGee. Got this letter I'll get to real quick. Before we begin the letter segment, this is really just a short note. Tell Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Based on yesterday's NFL games, the referees are apparently big fans of Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags segment.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that means.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that would know what it means. There's no reason.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's no reason you would.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I forgot, you hate that show.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, that's not true. I hate that show.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny. I get a lot of penalties, apparently. I was in an airplane.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I've just got a. I've just got a hold of a bad football team again. I don't have any.

[Tom Griswold]

You had the Sunday morning game?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, from Spain, you know, and the NFL's got me right where they want me. I'm used to the 9:30 game now. Oh, when it's not there, I miss it. Where's my game from? Rotterdam. What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's where they get you, Tom. Grab you by the scruff.

[Tom Griswold]

So they've got you starting at 9 in the morning. They've got you all day. Sunday night, Sunday night, Monday night, Thursday night.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Oh, I said this a long time ago. Whenever the NFL shows a game, I'm gonna watch it. I don't care. I don't care where it is. Sun Sunday morning, 7am I'm watching. Right Middle of a baptism. You got me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, right now it's time for a letter segment.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is. Our letters, brought to you by sleep number bed. I did not want to get out of my sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

I was so glad to get back to mine.

[Chick McGee]

How do they do that with a sleep number bed? How do you think that happens?

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, could we talk to the sleep number people? Could they get a anti dog, a component attached to their bed to the dog? Oh, I was traveling yesterday. I got home, dog hog the bell, asleep. Felt some breathing on me. Wasn't Kelly. It was a white golden retriever.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't. You didn't roll over and go, oh, hey, baby, what's happening?

[Pat Godwin]

Dog breath compliant tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

Dog breath right in your face. And then he gives you that look like, hey, what are you doing up, Bonnie?

[Chick McGee]

I'm up too. Let's go play.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This first letter, actually, this is something that may or may not happen to everybody. I think. I don't know. Ms. Hooker, I think you'll find this the most interesting.

[Commercial Announcer]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Andrew. My wife's aunt makes a zucchini casserole every Thanksgiving. It is terrible. My wife will put some on both of our plates even though we can't stand it. But of course, she doesn't want to hurt her aunt's feelings. My aunt thinks we all love it, even though it's the only thing left on our plates. By the way, she always sends us home with some for leftovers. I want to break the news to her every Thanksgiving so she'll quit making it, but my wife won't let me.

[Bob Kevoian]

No allergy.

[Pat Godwin]

So what is this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Doctor says I don't know what happened. Whatever's in that. I. There's. I'm allergic to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I think just. You just take a yes, like a. Something you can ditch it in when she's not looking. You whip it off and stow it. What is that about?

[Chick McGee]

That seems to be a lot more popular than it used to be. Or that I can remember people giving you food to take home. Here, here, come here. Take this home.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, that makes sense. I do that at Thanksgiving because what am I gonna do with all this Stuff. I'm not, I don't, I don't, I don't like leftovers anyway. I don't like, I hate, I hate cold pizza.

[Chick McGee]

That's another way to look at it. Look at it like the only child looks at it. That's. Oh my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Same here.

[Tom Griswold]

I will make the exception. I do like the, the following day. Spaghetti is actually better. That's been chemically proven. And yeah, turkey, Turkey and mashed potato sandwiches are pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, real good. You like turkey and mashed potato sandwiches and you also like sugar bread.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I do.

[Chick McGee]

I think you have some white trash back up and back up in the hope so. Yeah. You ever tried potato pancakes?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what that is.

[Chick McGee]

What do you, you mix it with eggs and mashed potatoes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I used to do potato pancakes and. Yeah, you just add a little vodka. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of like sour cream and applesauce.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but I do it in the waffle maker now. The day after Thanksgiving, you put them in the waffle maker. Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Some substance.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

A latke with sour cream and applesauce.

[Jess Hooker]

That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Latka on Taxi Man?

[Tom Griswold]

That was now. So do you have anything that you like, you're forced to eat or do you have. Maybe some people have an artwork.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what was the question?

[Tom Griswold]

Some people are given, for example, an artwork.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say some, Something you were forced to eat?

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, like in this story, say someone brings the same pie every year. It's a mince pie and you can't stand it. But it's a tradition. You feel forced to eat it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or if someone gives you a lamp, you know, some mother in law gives you a lamp and every time, hey, they're coming over. Get the lamp out and put it back. Just something horrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't ever want. No, I mean, I, thankfully nowhere to live my life. None of that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm gonna, I, I can't do it. I won't be able to do it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is gonna be, this is why you're still single.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I don't think that's why. But I, I, I think it's one.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the glories of single.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Food wise. I'll never hurt anyone's feelings. I will always taste what someone brings. I just, it's not worth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'll always try what somebody brings.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But if they load it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I, but I, I don't know. I feel like I found ways if I Don't care for it. I'll just go, maybe. Oh, you know what? Not for me.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think of all people, Ms. Hooker will appreciate this story. My dad's friend, Mr. Berger, great guy.

[Chick McGee]

Chief Justice Warren Berger, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, he. He had expressed his love of cherry pie to his mother in law, who had never made a cherry pie. But to impress him, she brought over a huge cherry pie for Thanksgiving. Yeah, she had made it, it turned out, with maraschino cherries.

[Greg Warren]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And it. So she gave him a piece of it. And it looked. She didn't know it was married. It looked amazing. It was this glowing red, so he had to force it down. And then of course, he said how great it was she made. She. She served him up a second.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what he gets. You can be honest.

[Chick McGee]

That's what he gets. See, I don't. I don't think you can be honest.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can absolutely be honest.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I think you can. I think you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

In fact, you could even go, hey, did you use maraschino cherries? Yes, I did. Oh, that's. Normally people just use regular cherries.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is. This is inedible. And.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that you're gonna go to the kitchen and tell your daughter. Tell your daughter that I'm not worthy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of truth more so than.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, they don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

When you're cooking, I would want to know. I would hate that if someone lied to me and I made something terrible and they.

[Bob Kevoian]

If they don't. If they can't handle it, that you don't need them in your life.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have that option.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't go. Hey, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Look, Maraschino cherries. Oh, that's why this tastes like.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the worst thing that happens if you piss off an in law? They don't talk to you at the family gatherings.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, don't threaten me with a good time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've plenty of family gatherings where certain people don't get along and we just don't talk. It's not a big deal.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We'll see.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a letter over there?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I do. Dear Bob and Tom show. I know how much Tom hates bald guys with beards, and I don't think that's right. It's not true. I. I'm the one.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. But does this help at all if I have the famous wiener mobile behind me? This is Phil from somewhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that would help.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

But since it's you.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I love the wiener mobile.

[Chick McGee]

I like the winter mobile. I. I don't. I've never been inside the wiener.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've been inside both of two of them. But I would like to see the new banana mobile that has the seats one in front of the other.

[Jess Hooker]

I think we're working on that.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

There's the wiener.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a serious beard, too. That guy looks great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's a cool look.

[Chick McGee]

That's a. That's a nice beard.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I like that. I'm just saying not everybody can pull off the beard and the bald head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you notice his wardrobe matches his hair philosophy? So he's bald, but he has a long beard. He's wearing shorts, but he's wearing long sleeves.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's a man.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a dichotomous man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that sounds like. That sounds like a really pretentious movie on Netflix. Some sci fi crap.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I just wanted to say hello and especially hello, Chick. I am from Springfield, Ohio. I live there. Seemed like. Like a lot longer than you should have. Anyway, I'm a fan of your show. I have Parkinson's disease and I don't sleep well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

About every night I listen to the show's replay. It makes me laugh and feel better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

I turned 71 last week and hope to continue watching the show for some time. I'm a VIP member. All the best to you and wishing you good health. P.S. chick, do you still take your shirt off to have a major transaction?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God, yeah. The answer's got to be yes.

[Chick McGee]

And the answer is yes. If I'm going to really get some work done, the shirt comes off.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a roommate who did the exact same thing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the ideal transaction. And I don't know if Tom's honest enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Pre shower, when you have a major transaction, hit the shower.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Post shower.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the transaction is pre shower.

[Bob Kevoian]

You take a post shower, right? Yeah, Post transaction shower.

[Tom Griswold]

But you have. You have the bidet, which, as the lady wrote in, removes the peanut butter from the shag carpet, if you will.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Dude Wipes is doing a new TV commercial about that. It's really graphic without actually saying anything. It's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

They have the peanut butter and the shag carpet.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of sort of. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Oh, this is interesting. Let's talk about this. Evidently, mannequins in department stores are being brought to our attention because they are now more full. Figured that's exactly right. This is from Bill from Mexico. He took a picture of a mannequin all by herself standing alone in the corner and there she is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeez, ask for days.

[Chick McGee]

Damn. Yeah, damn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that. Oh, look, and there's two behind her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's just, it's a mannequin. Just from the waist down.

[Jess Hooker]

Where is this?

[Chick McGee]

Somewhere in Mexico, he says.

[Jess Hooker]

Must be where the weather girls shop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, those Mexican meteorologists.

[Tom Griswold]

Fellas, Big booty.

[Chick McGee]

Do yourself a favor, if it's a slow night, just kick on Univision and check the weather out. That's all.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm telling you, they're all like Sophia Vergara.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take Ginger Zee any day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, she's very cute. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Again, you're talking about she's pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's really pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

She's gorgeous.

[Bob Kevoian]

At a local gal.

[Chick McGee]

ABC weather girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Abc. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom had me look her up one day and I was, oh, yes, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

What happened to our other girl, Dylan Dreyer? We used to like her.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I love Dylan Dryer. Remember we were going, she's now a single chick. I think.

[Chick McGee]

What? They just, she just had a baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't she the one that just went single? Maybe I got there wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's the one I used to really have ahead of myself? Willard Scott, when He would wish 100 year old birthday. Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they like Smuckers.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Thank you very much. What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

NFL full weekend of action Monday night. The Raiders and the Cowboys. And also today is an unofficial holiday for true National Football League fans everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Why is that?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not going to tell you. I will tell you when I come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. And good to know. It is the gift giving season and also the food giving season. This is what I about this time I start ordering my Omaha steaks for friends. In fact, I've already set my first couple of boxes out. Speaking of Omaha Steaks, Josh, enlighten everybody in what I'm talking about.

[Commercial Announcer]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We got robots. We've got ice cream. We've got potatoes. In the news, sea otters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I love those, don't you, you guys?

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a sweet sea otter story.

[Chick McGee]

Involving little baby sea otters. Swim. Sea otters run.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus we have astronaut urine.

[Bob Kevoian]

And finally on the market.

[Tom Griswold]

And driver urine, of all things. Coming up, do you think we'll reach.

[Chick McGee]

A time when, like astronaut seamen will be available? You have your own super baby.

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Olympic athlete semen.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The answer, in honest, all honesty, the answer, I think, is yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Which astronaut of the original seven would you want?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, from Ohio, one big John Glenn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah. I think you'd have to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

We gotta be. You gotta be careful with it, though. I. When we had Hugh Jackman in on Friday, I asked him for some semen and he didn't care.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't go well.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you gotta make sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Although you apparently gave him yours. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Cool. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

And everybody's favorite color, brown shackets. Tom, It's a shacket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. It's the color of shackets.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess brown and black is a nice combo.

[Jess Hooker]

It is good.

[Pat Godwin]

White chess.

[Jess Hooker]

It's classic.

[Chick McGee]

You can wear black and brown. You can wear black and navy. A lot of people don't think you can, but you can rock. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Only time you ever wear brown is brown leather shoes and brown leather jackets.

[Pat Godwin]

That's coming from a man of fashion. We will take your thoughts.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I was just destroyed yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

From what? What did you do? Well, how were you dressed in public and people were taking exception.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I, I, I love flying. Love the airlines. Big fan. I'm a big fan of Southwest Airlines. They're great.

[Chick McGee]

Josh would have a different.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Well, that's okay. But I. On the way down, I flew down to Orlando for the weekend to go to Disney World. And on the way down, the plane was freezing and I was wearing a golf shirt, so I, I put a ring. I put a regular shirt over my golf shirt for the way back just in case it got cold again.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I always just have to layer.

[Tom Griswold]

I was told that's not the way to go.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with that? I. Well, I didn't have a T shirt. I don't like wearing T shirts.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't want two collars.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. Why not?

[Jess Hooker]

That used to be a look.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Preppy guy. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Pop the, the collar on golf shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then so it was like, dubbed. They were wearing two golf shirts.

[Jess Hooker]

It was like when Abercrombie was at its height.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's idiotic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But that's what I've always done. That. I've done that since I was in high school.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was the no good.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I, I was told I was castigated for being.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I would have left you alone, but it's no good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

I was just Tom did it Chad? Muffy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Buffy. All. All the.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no option. I didn't have a lot of stuff with me. I didn't have a jacket. That's not.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't bring a jacket down.

[Chick McGee]

When you fly, I take a jacket. Tom. You take a jacket.

[Pat Godwin]

Rain every now and then.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys should have.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I do want to say at the Orlando airport, which is I think like it's in the top 10 most busiest airports.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think they have more. I want to say there are more rental cars in that airport than any other.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, they do a pretty good job for how busy they are.

[Tom Griswold]

It was terrific. I love that airport.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like a real Mickey Mouse operation.

[Tom Griswold]

And I had a. I want to say. I wish I could take in the guy's name. The greatest, happiest TSA guy. Nicer. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Very thin.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great.

[Chick McGee]

Very thin. Worked out just a nice guy. You looked at him years.

[Tom Griswold]

Said hi to the girls. How'd you like Disney World? He couldn't have been nicer.

[Chick McGee]

I love that they were their ears on the plane.

[Tom Griswold]

They did not. But flying so much better now because of the technology. They just, you know, pop in their Raycon earbuds and watch their shows.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I sat next to my nine year old. She never asked for anything.

[Chick McGee]

So you're success.

[Tom Griswold]

She had to reboot her computer once, so I had to hand it to her mom.

[Chick McGee]

A successful visit outing with your children is them keeping their mouths shut.

[Tom Griswold]

That's part of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Travel time. It should be quiet traveling.

[Chick McGee]

I'm with you, Quiet mouse. You ever play quiet Mouse?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta play quiet Mouse.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't play.

[Chick McGee]

Whoever talks first loses. See?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. That's. That's torture.

[Chick McGee]

Quiet mouth for you. Can you imagine Tom or playing quiet Mouse? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be fine.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I was thinking about this airplane and how high we are.

[Bob Kevoian]

A fascinating article on Bill Dana.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a crash helmet? Oh, I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, I love building. Remember the name of his character?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jose Jimenez.

[Tom Griswold]

My name Jose Jimenez.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I have to agree. Tom is an alien. Okay, this is off the. The big hit last week of the Tom is an alien interlude we have. We'll play a couple here in a second. As a man who also has a lot on his plate, I try to make the most of my day. But Tom somehow seems to be able to get about 40 hours worth of things done in any 24. He must have some kind of alien tech to make this possible. Possible. Love the show. I watch every day on YouTube. Hello, Ron.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ronnie.

[Chick McGee]

And here's proof that Tom is an alien. Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on earth.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night we had kind of a sandwich bar for dinner. I ended up throwing pickles on a club sandwich. It was great.

[Chick McGee]

This has been the alien.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea. The latest avocado on a club sandwich.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a heaven.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's your California club. There you go with avocados now.

[Tom Griswold]

And yet I. When it comes to hot dogs. Yeah, I was just at an NBA game.

[Chick McGee]

Slow down, slow down. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Just. Just that. Those dogs wrapped in foil. They're perfect. They don't need anything. No plane, just a nice plain. Which reminds me, we were talking about the wiener mobile. Guy sent us a picture in front of them. I have actually driven the wiener mobile. It's. It's very cool and there's a number of them, but it's an automatic, though, right? Yeah, but. Yeah, but the. The. The corn dog mobile is a stick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see. Who knew?

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's very.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a very well structured joke.

[Jess Hooker]

You didn't set him up for that?

[Chick McGee]

I did not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

I sure didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, will you stop accidentally doing it?

[Chick McGee]

My fault. We are, and I apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

We're trying to get the guy to bring the banana mobile here because the wiener mobile is.

[Pat Godwin]

But he's a slippery fella. Is that what you're gonna say?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. There's no joke. That one's configured in a different way. It's like an old time airplane where you've got the seat and then the other seats right behind it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. This is no joke. We need the banana mobile here.

[Jess Hooker]

I think we're gonna have to wait until spring or summer, because that is a convertible banana.

[Bob Kevoian]

A very serious matter. Please.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so at this time of year, he goes south.

[Chick McGee]

Here's how serious it is. We'll go where the banana mobile is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Just to see.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here's another.

[Bob Kevoian]

It does look fun, though.

[Chick McGee]

Here's another interlude of an alien trying to assimilate here on earth. Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on earth.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to the soul food place. I had fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and green beans and cornbread. It was delicious.

[Chick McGee]

This has been the alien who just discovered things here on earth. Gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got to go with you, bud.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't eat food like that very often, but.

[Chick McGee]

God, When I do.

[Tom Griswold]

When I do, I realize, oh, I wish I was doing that. Oh, speaking of food, can I do this letter over here, please? Sir, we have. There's a lot of discussion about Thanksgiving, and I'm a huge fan. Certainly looking forward to it. And we have Ms. Hooker here, so that's better, because she's by far the best chef around here. You were discussing. Is Mac and cheese a real Thanksgiving side dish? Paul writes, my son desperately wanted help with the meal. He was 10. We said there wasn't much he could make. He said, I know how to make Mac and cheese. So we let him. When we was done, we put it in a casserole dish to make it look fancier. He got a bag of Doritos out, crushed them, and threw them on top. My wife and I laughed, but it tasted awesome.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Good.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Add a little crunch. There you go. That's. That does sound pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Out of the mouths of babes.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a letter from Amber in Springfield, Ohio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amber is the color of her energy.

[Jess Hooker]

She said that her mom made Mac and cheese and added pancake syrup.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. She said it's delightful, but you got to use the powdered cheese and not the liquid cheese. So.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of, we do have our apple. Apple pie. Mac and cheese came in the mail on Friday. So this is the stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the stuff they're selling at Walmart.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah, I was able to find it on Walmart.com and. Yeah, so we'll make that this week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. I'm looking forward to it.

[Chick McGee]

Why is this such a hot button topic about whether to include macaroni and cheese on a Thanksgiving table?

[Bob Kevoian]

People feel pretty strongly about their traditions.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah. Their traditions.

[Chick McGee]

But there are many other, like, traditions.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had the survey last week.

[Chick McGee]

You have turkey and a prime rib or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we always do do a prime rib in Turkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

So to many, that probably sounds odd.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But it sounds like an alien trying to assail.

[Tom Griswold]

Last week, that was 90% of the people that the most important thing at Thanksgiving are the side dishes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you do marshmallows with anything?

[Jess Hooker]

I. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't either. I.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Your sweet potatoes don't have.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's like a. Like a pecan crunch crumble thing on top of the sweet potatoes. But I only do half because some people don't like it. Some people do.

[Tom Griswold]

And we don't have time to do the different ways to make turkeys. But this comes to us from Andy, he goes, I love turkey. It's always better if you drag it through a little. Duke's mayonnaise.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that's a binder.

[Tom Griswold]

While you're cooking it, you slather it in. Dukes.

[Jess Hooker]

It's usually before. Yeah, it's the same way you would rub it down with butter between the skin.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you can use mayonnaise. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh. That's interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Dukes does make a dandy product.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he goes, my favorite side dish, green bean casserole with the crunchy onions on top. I'm hungry now. I have to stop writing and go cook. Okay, thank you. Thank you very much. Coming up in sports. I'm sorry, we haven't gotten to the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

No, we haven't. NFL holiday today, actually. Oldtime fans, especially of the national football League, this day in 1968, something happened that people will never, ever forget. And I'm going to remind you of it when we come back. If you're thinking, if you got a guess, keep it to yourself, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Game tonight is Cowboys and the Raiders. All right, we'll find out more about all this stuff from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

November is heating up for U.S. soccer. United States need to be a little more nasty.

[Chick McGee]

Make international friendlies for the men, the rightsy rock stars.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Callum, that was next. Nasty and a black Friday. Friendly for the women.

[Chick McGee]

Expectations have always been here for this team.

[Tom Griswold]

We understand that. Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood one sports app. And for behind the scenes stories, catch the U. S. Soccer podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, do we have an episode for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and top show. Do you ever just have a pain? I have a pain in my upper left thigh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not the upper left thigh. Oh, you don't have long then.

[Chick McGee]

How long do you think I have?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, probably 10.

[Chick McGee]

10, 10. 10 weeks? 10 years?

[Tom Griswold]

9?

[Jess Hooker]

8.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, the old class.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker at the Silac insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man, that is a lot of beard, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it past the. You take a look at it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go.

[Chick McGee]

I need to trim this up, but anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I, I am going to trim it up. I was just trying to make it through the lima show on Saturday, and it's all. I'm taking it short like you, baby, but, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That short?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure Jeff thinks about this the way I do. I don't do this for myself. I do it for the kids. They expected a clean, reasonably clean shaven.

[Pat Godwin]

What about the ladies? You do it for the ladies?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I gotta do it for the ladies? Yeah, sure. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Jeff, I mean, are you gonna have it done professionally?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna do that on your own?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's pretty. It's not that difficult.

[Tom Griswold]

Use a guard with scissors or. Oh, you do an electric thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How many trimmers you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

This will probably take one or two.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this the same one you use on your dog?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Same one you use on your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't do anything down there.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you as wild down there as you are?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's gotta be a nightmare. Oh, it is. It's a disaster area.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, your. Your lady friend must have to go on an find it down there.

[Chick McGee]

I have. I have shaved both places with one term. One go, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you start up top?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was going to say you do the top first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you do the top first. Of course, any. Any in another order would be silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you don't want to transfer the critters. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, that's Josh Arnold over there at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. That's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Football action is even better with Prize Picks. Download the Prize Picks app, use the code Tom and get a $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5. Must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom keeps raising his hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Annoying.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I. Just before he got into sports, I was just handed another letter.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I thought we would try to get to it, if you don't mind.

[Chick McGee]

You go, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Tessa. Beautiful name in Cincinnati.

[Chick McGee]

It's very Fitzgerald.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw this in a barrel. I'm not sure what it is, but I wanted to show you guys. This is a display of boxes. It's a. It's a alcohol product.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Red ale with ginger and orange peel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very holiday themed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. It's a. I see the barrel. I see. It's a Santa Claus wearing a barrel instead of a Santa suit. Oh, sure, he does have the Santa head on, and he's holding up a big frothy beer. The name of the product is rather unusual. It's called Fistmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

I saw it over the weekend and immediately thought of you also and took a picture.

[Chick McGee]

It's actually out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's called Fistmas.

[Tom Griswold]

F F I S T M A S Fistmas Red Ale with ginger and orange peel.

[Jess Hooker]

Revolution Bre Brewing.

[Tom Griswold]

You saw it as well?

[Jess Hooker]

I did, and I took a picture and I thought, tom's gonna die.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they joking?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tried it. It tastes like ass.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that why the Fist?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Is that a regional brew?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know where Revolution Brewing is.

[Tom Griswold]

So apparently it's somewhere in the Midwest.

[Pat Godwin]

Naked in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Santa's naked wearing a barrel. But he does have his Santa cap on and he. He's got a. A big, frothy, overflowing beer tankard of.

[Chick McGee]

Ale, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll have to try the Fistimus. We do have our musical dedication, Mr. Fister. Oh, I want to down a couple of those before you enter into the world of fist.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Dear Bob, a top show. This is from Benjamin. He said he heard Christy talking on Friday about how she loves her cranberry sauce on her trip turkey. Well, get a load of this. Arby's has the new Turkey Gobbler.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

The gobbler includes deep fried turkey, Swiss cheese, cranberry sauce, stuffing, and onion strings. And you can get the Gobbler Club, which adds bacon and cheddar cheese and omits the stuffing and cranberry sauce. Happy holidays.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I've got to try it.

[Chick McGee]

Benny from Kalamazoo. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't forget to get your pizza crust when you're shopping for your Thanksgiving stuff and have. Have leftover Thanksgiving pizza the next day.

[Bob Kevoian]

You remember when Jess made that for us last year and we.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

So you get. You get the. The pre made dough. Do you get the one that's already in a circle and ready to do.

[Jess Hooker]

Or do you get whichever one you want? Yeah, if you like to do the one that rises, then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we always. We always go to.

[Chick McGee]

Those are really good crust.

[Tom Griswold]

Trader Joe's has a really good. Really good dough when you make it into a Whatever. Yeah, but no, what. What else do you. Do? You just use the turkey and gravy. What?

[Jess Hooker]

Do you use the gravy ob. Instead of the red sauce? And then, yeah, you put little. Little droppings of stuffing, maybe whatever vegetable you have left over. Man, it was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is.

[Jess Hooker]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Remind us just before Thanksgiving.

[Jess Hooker]

I have an idea for another leftover, and it's essentially turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes with a couple of eggs. And you make them into patties, almost like a crab cake and deep fry. That's what I'm gonna do. This.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I can't wait to try it.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of eggs, Dear Bob and Tom show. Yesterday you asked Tom if he could get Kelly's mom Cindy to make some deviled eggs for the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Consider it done, because Tom has a knack talking to those. Those ladies. You've got game. Tom is what, this letter writer?

[Tom Griswold]

She's Kelly's mother. I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Well, well, Josh has this, and I. I couldn't agree more. It makes it.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a.

[Chick McGee]

Also, my mom in southern Tennessee called. They don't say deviled eggs. They say dressed eggs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Because devil is an ugly word.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. All right.

[Jess Hooker]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder if they say dressed food cake.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, maybe. So that is interesting. Or non angel food. Or dark angel food. There you go. They don't like devil.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like Fistimus. I'll tell you that. Man, that was. That is awful taste.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it? Wait a minute. If. If something on this show.

[Chick McGee]

Take your time.

[Tom Griswold]

Is judged as being in poor taste.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't change Christ with fist. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for elaborating.

[Chick McGee]

Probably true. And dear Bob and Top show, the dickweed you were talking about last week has been known to be overpopulated next to the Snatchford fruit.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Chick McGee]

During pollination, it's possible for the two plants to make a hybrid that typically takes nine months to involve evolve. Wait a minute. I think they're playing a joke.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you say snatch fruit?

[Pat Godwin]

He did.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's the thing. Now I can't read this.

[Jess Hooker]

I miss this.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't you read this letter?

[Tom Griswold]

Because we have to have a transition.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, a top show. The other night, my boyfriend got out of the shower and was putting his boxers on. I walked by and said, can I have some of that before you put it away?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, switched it up.

[Chick McGee]

He laughed. And then we went and got naked. It worked, Jen. Happy ending, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Jenny, you could have said virtually anything. Oh, yeah. And it would have been okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You could have just looked at it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, let's not take away from the power of that line, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I. I appreciate that very much. Dear Mama.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, I'm sorry, but the. When you just said she could have just looked at it. Yeah, that's the funniest. Like Woman just walking by and just gazing at it. I would be so happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show, I'm 15 years old. My dad is a longtime listener. He does his newspaper route that coincides, I see, with the time of your show. Oh, by the way, he's such a big fan. I think we're going to lose our house because he bought so much stuff at the Bob and Tom Pop Up Shop.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if he's like, no, no, seriously, please.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of a 15 year old writes we're losing our house?

[Bob Kevoian]

Even as a joke, he's genuine concerned.

[Tom Griswold]

I should point out the Pop Up Shop is up right now.

[Jess Hooker]

It is up. It's up through Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

And oh, look, Mr. Jeff Oscar is wearing one of those sweatshirts. Those are cool. Those are very nice. And we've got a little Christmas shirt, some sweatshirts, some T shirts. It's very cool. If you get a chance, check out the Bob and Tom Pop Up Shop. Shop, shop at bob and tom.com. there's a new hat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, right up there.

[Chick McGee]

Like a, like a trucker hat. Like a mesh hat. That's very, very hip right now. The mesh hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I knew that. I forgot. Now, a couple of other things coming up. We're going to get to sports. Is that correct? Yes, sir. Okay, but right now I want to talk about the best way to start your day. Of course, some of us are. Oops, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some of us are talking.

[Pat Godwin]

What happened?

[Chick McGee]

Sounded like you backed into a garbage truck.

[Bob Kevoian]

It did sound worse than it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this thing moved here. Sorry, my fault.

[Chick McGee]

That was hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say hello to our friends at Java House.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

The sports of the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Java House, the official office beverage of the Bob and Tom Show. I probably should say beverages because there's a whole bunch of different stuff. Let's see, what have I got? I'm about to drink one of these. I pulled this because these are going so fast. We've got to get more. This is the liquid science arctic freeze hydration drink. This thing looks kind of like a Keurig. What do you call it?

[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

What do they call them?

[Chick McGee]

It's a pod.

[Tom Griswold]

A pod. Yeah, but it's not. You just take this, peel it off.

[Chick McGee]

And pour water in it. It looks like it would have dip in it for maybe like some ranch or honey mustard.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, like a disposable ramekin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

The Chick's four pack bundle has Liquid Science, Arctic Freeze and Orange and some Wrangler Energy and also that cold brew. I enjoy that very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have ice cream and potatoes in the news. And guess what's in the news? Six, seven. Once again, hot dog. We'll find out why six seven is happening. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need, jiffy quick. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, there's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. I am Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Going to roll out a song here, right? Tom. You guys were. I heard you guys talking about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we're doing one right now.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Jeff. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm, I'm sitting in the chair. Hugh Jackman sat up.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. Very nice. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Visit. Steven.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm so sorry. You've been trying to do this the last three breaks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Visit Steven Singer Jewelers at I Hate stevensinger.com to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. That's I hate stephensinger.com. jess, I just wanted to say that.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't get a chance to sniff the chair.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to explain on a Friday show with zero warning.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I found out about 10 minutes before it was going to happen, and I didn't tell anybody.

[Jess Hooker]

That's why you found out 10 minutes before it happened?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't tell anybody. And we were sitting in here blabbing away, and the great actor Hugh Jackman walked in the studio, and we have some clips, I assume.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, we have tons.

[Tom Griswold]

He was such a great guy. He's super funny. Hey, hey, Wolverine. Hey, hey. And, yeah, as it happened, I had seen him on. We had flown to New York just to see him on Broadway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, it's Van Helsing.

[Tom Griswold]

And obviously he's been in a bunch of great movies. And Chick prompted me to tell the story. That was very awkward.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, thank you for that.

[Chick McGee]

How about. How about I tell it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I can do it. It's just.

[Chick McGee]

No, you can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

We just don't. Let's not.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not even.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had to spend hours taking that out of the show. Chick, thank you. So please, let's not bring it back up. Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Don't get me wrong on this, but I feel like it was my fault. Okay, fair enough. I want you to know, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

The essence of the story was that these people from a distant land, These people from a distant land, these two ladies only knew him from Wolverine and didn't know any English and didn't speak English. He got a kick out.

[Chick McGee]

The only word that you could hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was able to spin out of Wolverine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Perfectly reasonable.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

True story. But I will say this. Of all the very famous people that have come through this studio, the nicest guy ever. I've just amate. During the break, he and Godwin were singing songs.

[Jess Hooker]

It was. It was so amazing. It was surreal. And behind the scenes, we knew a couple of hours before you guys did, but I was standing in the prize closet getting stuff, and Jason comes in. He goes, I have to tell you something, and you're not gonna believe me when I say it. And I said, okay. And he goes, hugh Jackman might be here. And I was like, shut the. What's my immediate response?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And then it was like, oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

He really.

[Jess Hooker]

He's here?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It was insane.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what Tom said to me after. After all of it? I walked up to him and I gave him a look like, wow, how cool was that? And he goes, don't ever question one of my surprises again.

[Pat Godwin]

See we all thought it was the Mac and cheese.

[Bob Kevoian]

First off, he had nothing to do with it.

[Chick McGee]

No, nothing. Not a thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Second, no, but I told you there was a surprise coming. That's all I said. And you always say my surprises are no good. I stand by, for example, the surprise where all of a sudden Joe Theisman.

[Chick McGee]

Walked in the studio two out of 40 years.

[Jess Hooker]

Most of the time it's cake.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Here's a guy who talks backwards with his ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you show me a guy talking backwards with his ass and I'll get Jackman back in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sitting right here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, if he was the nicest Peter Frampton and sh. Jackman, that means that somebody has to tell everybody who the. Who the meanest.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll tell you.

[Chick McGee]

I. I will.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, that's not necessary.

[Chick McGee]

Remember how everybody was scared to death of David Lee Roth? Everybody was traveling with him. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he was fine with us.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, there.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a couple guys that had a bad day in here. Gallagher, but I still like his art.

[Chick McGee]

Lindsay Buckingham. He. He yelled at a guitar tech in front of us. That was hot. That was kind of cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, look, are we going to start telling stories about people yelling at people?

[Chick McGee]

Would I be feature one of those stories?

[Jess Hooker]

You might be at the top of the list.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

The interesting thing is Hugh Jackman said that his best friend in Australia is a morning radio guy and he just loves radio. So I said to him, well, if you happen to be in town again, because he comes here frequently. Yeah. I said, do you want to come in and just sit in all morning? He goes, oh, I'd love doing that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Now wait a minute. Maybe he was just being kind.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he was serious.

[Jess Hooker]

A big thank you to our friend Craig Dobbs, who made this happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, thank you, Craig.

[Chick McGee]

I like to look at things like Josh does now, every now and then. So we'll pull into the parking lot, it's Hugh Jackman again. He won't leave us alone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we get.

[Chick McGee]

Can we get him out? He was on. He's been three straight days and he wants to come in for a fourth day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, every day.

[Chick McGee]

It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Hughes, Mr. Jackman, I should say, has a new movie with Kate Hudson. It's coming out on Christmas Day.

[Chick McGee]

It's called Almost Famous.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called Song Sung Blue. And it's, it's. It's kind of hard to explain. It's this. The true story of a guy that Was a Neil diamond not impersonator, but kind of impressed does these. But he had the hair, the whole deal. And did tribute songs to Neil to Neil diamond. And it looks like a really cool movie. And something happens in re. Something happened to them in real life. I don't know what. He didn't want to say what it was. I don't want to spoil the movie. And neither did he, so. Well, I'm looking forward to seeing. And he had a chance to meet Neil diamond after he made the movie, he flew to Aspen, Colorado, went to Neil's house and he said it was incredibly cool, that Neil was a really great guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He stayed overnight. He said that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's. I. I'm looking forward to the movie. And Mr. Jackman, thank you. And Mr. Dobbs, thank you very much. That was so cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But have we gotten to sports yet?

[Chick McGee]

No, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

This is my favorite kind of show. We don't get to sports. Pat, weren't you gonna do a song?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't want.

[Chick McGee]

Knock chick off, please.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm asking.

[Chick McGee]

2, 3, 4.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand that it's your son's 15th birthday.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you want to do that one? Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Today is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, happy birthday.

[Pat Godwin]

November 17th.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Pat Godwin]

Jimmy is 15 years old today and I've written a little song for him.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my son is 15, he may not make it to 16 he wakes up late for school moody and mean I remember when he was 10 aw. He was my best friend Aw. Sweet as he could be then he turned 15 gotta beg him to shower now Put on deodorant and brush his teeth and as for his unmade bed I'm afraid love gonna need doesn't walk the dog like I ask or do any little household task his hair's the messiest I've ever seen my son is 50, never leaves his room Always on his devices video games and YouTube are his vices he's up to 3am online with his friends and if that door is is locked I damn sure better knock Cuz my son is 50.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Pat Godwin]

Won'T go to the pool now or out to the movies he won't come fishing, ride his bike or hang out with me he's always on his headphones what's a daddy to do? Friends tell me I gotta wait till he's nice again at 22 boss some son is 15 and he won't make it to 16 yes, there we go. Happy birthday, Jimmy.

[Jess Hooker]

Happy birthday, Jimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually heard over the week I was at Disney World and I overheard some guy saying, oh man, there's nothing better than a five year old boy. And that is just the truth.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, they're a blast. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Funny. They are funny.

[Tom Griswold]

They're the best.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Four year old, great three year old guy. But yet no one has ever said, oh, your son's 15. That's a great age when they start.

[Jess Hooker]

Having their own opinions.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I hate that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not in favor of a lot of tax breaks, but I do think that all junior high school teachers should not have to pay income tax.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they are heroes as far as I'm concerned. Good luck.

[Chick McGee]

I guess there's an odor problem that comes in. That's one of the grades, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I, I changed my major because of the odor issue. I, I was shadowing a teacher when I was a freshman in college and I was like, no, these kids stink. This is gross. Right after recess I'm out. I'm not doing this.

[Chick McGee]

And they're not used to deodorant or anything yet or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have the email anymore because it, it, I shifted over to, to Gmail from the original email service that I had. And when I shifted, the other one went away. But I, I, at one point there was a, there was a letter from the school where four of my kids were in attendance at the time. The letter was banning the use of a certain deodorant product.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, body.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. But this is the opposite problem. It's body odor.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean it was, it was, yeah, boys, they were all, they were all wearing a certain brand. I think you can guess what it was. But there was quite literally from the head of the school. They are not allowed to wear. But that's a great song, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Very you. He's a great kid.

[Tom Griswold]

And got some great letters about the live shows this weekend, including a Mr. Oskay and Mr. Arnold in Lima, Ohio. I'm not sure what our next big Bob and Tom extravaganza on the road will be. I know that I'm not allowed to mention where it's going to be, so.

[Jess Hooker]

We'Re working on it.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to, could we. This is kind of a sports story that's kind of related to what you're song. Can you do the basketball score story? Do you have that or was that given to Ms. Hooker?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what you.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't have a basketball story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I gave it check.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Basketball. So you're telling me what story to do now exactly? Fans At Oklahoma University went wild after the women's basketball team reached 67 points during a game against North Alabama. Friday's game saw six seven Frenzy. When the numbers appeared on the scoreboard. Hundreds of young students on a field trip screamed and juggled their hands up and down to mimic a video that went viral earlier this year and helped raise 6, 7 into the pop.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how to do it chair?

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Oklahoma went on watching, watching Ms. Hooker. She's 2961.

[Jess Hooker]

Anytime, say, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, seven.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how it's done.

[Tom Griswold]

You take your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like you're.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like you're juggling. You take your hands up and down.

[Chick McGee]

That's how you learn how to juggle. Do that with. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Without balls. Yeah, the. I was at Disney World, like, and at one point we were having a snack in one of the giant cafeters or end. And they have some huge screen that is scrolling stuff. And of course I was with four young ladies. Kelly and I were escorting them through the park and I don't know what it meant, but all of a sudden they all screamed because the 6, 7 written out.

[Greg Warren]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know what it meant, but there it was. Yeah, but it's, it's. It's a thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like their kids just. They just have their little thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I think a part of it is, is that they love that we don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I think it'.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Relatively innocuous and they. Everyone's caught on and it's going crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Will it. At the NBA games, are they. When it gets. Are they going to start doing that or.

[Chick McGee]

Sure they will.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Has it ever happened at a soccer game? A soccer game ever had that much scoring? Two, three. It's an offensive. Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of games and scoring, I. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a question.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want.

[Tom Griswold]

How boring are we going to listen to? All these scores are all on the Internet. Do you think there's some douchebag out there that has.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Already got us a 6, 7 tattoo?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Greg Warren]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I. There are some tattoo artists listening to the show. I'm just curious. Hi, Donnie, if.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you said 6, 7 to your kids? They look at you and go, that's not it. That is not it. Six, seven, Jimmy. That's not it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I might as well say Kierkegaard to them. They just suppose there's some douchebag out there with like a was up tattoo. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Say what you want, but man was up. I had the Imagination of the country.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. I mean, this stuff comes and goes, and now I think these come and go even more quickly.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the fact that we know about it means it's over, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, by definition, if I'm using a term, it is no longer hip. Just that's. That's just the reality of life.

[Chick McGee]

Today is Monday, November 17th, and on this day in 1968, the last minutes of a tense NFL matchup on NBC between the jets and the Raiders were preempted by the children's film Heidi. The network received thousands of calls from angry viewers and formally apologized. NBC, let alone the entire country, had no idea that the national football League, and in this case the American football Football League, was that popular across the country.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. The head of the network.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he was on vacation and he was watching. He couldn't get through. He.

[Chick McGee]

He wanted to. He put the game back on. Put it on? Yeah. It was something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Have there been any incidents of that caliber since then?

[Chick McGee]

I can't think of any.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right off.

[Tom Griswold]

They've cut away from some games that were too boring. Boring?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a league rule. I think there's like 35 points or something with ones ahead or something like that. They can switch. I guess something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The. The game tonight features Ace's favorite team, the Raiders.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Taking on chicks. This is tough for you, chick, because you hate the Cowboys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I. So.

[Tom Griswold]

So who are you gonna root for, Proxy?

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for the Raiders either, so I don't know. I probably won't pay any attention until tomorrow morning. I think I took Raiders plus the points.

[Tom Griswold]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

Big surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got your picks.

[Chick McGee]

Big surprise. Raiders might not be on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you didn't take it with Rhonda, Our winner of week 11.

[Chick McGee]

I remember Rhonda. What happened to Rhonda?

[Bob Kevoian]

We talked her.

[Tom Griswold]

She was great. You had a good week with the shoe?

[Chick McGee]

I did two games above eight and five.

[Tom Griswold]

Or eight. Okay. Okay, that. I'll remind you real quick that if you go to bob and tom.com, you can get ready to get for the next week in the NFL.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there for a second, I was actually thinking that you were asking me how the shoe went, but you weren't. You just wanted to. You just wanted to get to a promo for some contest we're having.

[Tom Griswold]

What's this? Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

You don't even hear jewelers. You don't care about me. I love Steven Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Send me another for you. I will Ask you. So what's the season record of the shoe in i50?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. 65 and 79 or thereabout.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not terrible.

[Chick McGee]

That's not terrible. I didn't write 65 times.

[Jess Hooker]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean if you're betting 100 bucks a game, you'd be only be down.

[Chick McGee]

I'd have one kneecap broken. Ready?

[Tom Griswold]

We have to do that when we come back, but thank you very much. By the way, While you'[e-mail] a couple things of interest. We've got that great pop up store put together by Ms. Hooker right here. Thank you, Jess. You did a great job with it. Welcome.

[Chick McGee]

And pop pop music.

[Tom Griswold]

We have one of those cool sweatshirts being worn by the currently bearded Mr. Osu. Hey, can we do a video of you taking the beard off?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Man.

[Chick McGee]

Are you really going to get it this short? You're going to get it this short.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want me to get a professional stylist in here?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Why?

[Pat Godwin]

Want.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want any kind of fun. I get why you. I get why whatever you want, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I know a really. I know a really hot one we could get in here.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's not gonna help.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right?

[Pat Godwin]

Why not?

[Jess Hooker]

Because he has a significant other.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's okay with hot chicks that you.

[Chick McGee]

Take the trash out for your hair cutter. That whore haircutter.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think she's single.

[Chick McGee]

You bastard. Oh, good, you're helping Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a single girl.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, that's going to be something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, well, yeah, don't. Don't cut it up. I want to do it in here, sir. So we can do. We can get a film, but it'll be fun.

[Chick McGee]

He'll look like Tom Hanks and cast away.

[Jess Hooker]

Let you do it. You shave?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I have many skills. That's not one of them.

[Chick McGee]

You never cut the boy's hair? Put them in the kitchen.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Never.

[Chick McGee]

Blank it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Never.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

My mom used to do that to me there for a while and it was. It was unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you guys was red match.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you want to get a haircut too?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we can do the whole shampoo, the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

How about a glow up? You get your eyebrows, you get all of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Wax your ears?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I could probably get the wack. We could do the whole thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

I could get that waxing lady in here. You're the hairiest guy around.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, great.

[Tom Griswold]

You need a limo home. You'd be bleeding. So Much.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you excited you might match?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we're going to try to start a sportscast when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's. Is that Dame Edna or Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think, Tom?

[Pat Godwin]

You like my glasses?

[Chick McGee]

I like the glasses.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Jess, I like them.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you're good. The whole outfit.

[Chick McGee]

I think I'm a big fan of tortoise shell. Not the clear, but it has a temple.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think, Tom? Like those?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. You know, those are. Those are some of my favorites. He looks very nice.

[Chick McGee]

There's Oscar. What do you think of his beard, Jeff? Oscar?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I, I'm a big fan, but he decided he wanted to shave it off. Off. So we're gonna get a professional stylist in here to do a haircut and a shave on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want trim it down. I don't want to shave it all the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, I understand.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to trim it down.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fairness. That your beard is amazing. Who, who. For those that are not have never seen you. Who would you compare that beard to?

[Bob Kevoian]

I look like Mick Foley.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I get all the, all the bigger country stars. That's the beard he has.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, your Jamie Johnson's.

[Chick McGee]

Brian, who are the guys that did.

[Tom Griswold]

The, the, the TV show that it's.

[Pat Godwin]

There in the Dynasty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Duck Dynasty guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The bass player for Alabama, James Taylor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Leland saw a headline that said Jelly Roll just shaved his beard.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

No one in his family had ever seen him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't mind Jelly Roll, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T know what he's. That guy is a great singer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, he's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that what you just said? How. What have I done on to get some of the stuff coming up.

[Jess Hooker]

You've liked things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess I have.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because the algorithm is never wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right. It's awful.

[Chick McGee]

That explains why I have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Milk waxing their floor with bare feet, I guess or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seems like a cool guy to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, you were mentioning the famous Heidi incident.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, the Heidi. It's called the Heidi bowl now and forever.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was sort of in the. When the NFL was young, kind of.

[Chick McGee]

I was very young.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened Again, it was being broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

On national television on NBC.

[Bob Kevoian]

68.

[Chick McGee]

Jets and the Raiders in 1968. That's right. And Oakland scored two touchdowns in the final minute to win the game. 43, 32.

[Bob Kevoian]

But a lot of people didn't see.

[Chick McGee]

But a lot of people did not see.

[Tom Griswold]

They had a scheduled broadcast of the show Heights Heidi. And they cut into it and the head of the network couldn't get through to get the game back on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, a lot of families got a letter.

[Chick McGee]

Oakland, Alameda County Coliseum.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. As crappy as the jets are now, I bet their fans would rather watch. Heidi. Oh, thank you. Thank you. We certainly appreciate your mail. Now it is time to dip our toes into the world of sports.

[Chick McGee]

AI. And we've done sports and now we're wrapping up because you wouldn't let me talk about scores. You told everyone those are on the Internet. Yeah. A Minnesota man has attempted the Guinness World Record. So this is the. This ain't even a record.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think it's important that an American.

[Chick McGee]

Well, first of all, I agree. If it's. It involves ice cream, I'm on board.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, chick. Luckily that record is on the Internet, so you don't have to read it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no, no. Now, Jeff, hang on. A Minnesota man has attempted.

[Tom Griswold]

Careful.

[Chick McGee]

World record.

[Tom Griswold]

You're on thin ice. If I. I could tell the stylist to. Yeah, just leave a Hitler mustache.

[Chick McGee]

The fastest time to eat a six ounce ice cream cone.

[Jess Hooker]

Six ounces.

[Chick McGee]

And wouldn't you just.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like a pretty big one.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't you like Deep Throat a six ounce ice cream cone?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, we have a video.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can picture it.

[Tom Griswold]

But he did it in Ireland.

[Chick McGee]

During a visit to Ireland, James Clark. Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hold it.

[Chick McGee]

Are you getting this, John? Josh. He did it while he was in Ireland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the impressive part to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, isn't that where the Guinness isn't? Aren't they headquartered there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Guinness is. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, okay. Don't. Don't they have Guinness flavored ice cream at the Guinness factory?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think not when I went, but I would have loved it.

[Chick McGee]

Have you been there?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me all about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a fresh Guinness right from.

[Chick McGee]

The right out of the cow.

[Bob Kevoian]

As tasty as anything. Yeah, yeah. Right on the couch.

[Chick McGee]

During a visit to Ireland, James Clark paid a visit to Teddy's Ice Cream and tried to break the ice cream eating speed record. Currently stands at 24.97 seconds. He accomplished the challenge at 24.72 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. Does it say the name of the place? It does.

[Chick McGee]

Teddy's ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because I was. I was reading deeply into this. They don't have Dairy Queen in Ireland because they do not recognize the crown.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so I see what you did there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ireland.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They just do not like each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have the video of this guy?

[Chick McGee]

Exactly right. There he is.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's a pretty big cone. How would you. Yeah, can you go back to the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beginning where the cone itself is small?

[Chick McGee]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Yeah, there's a towering.

[Chick McGee]

But he likes it high and tight, doesn't he?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's doing a lot of chicken chewing and he.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy behind him timing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's gonna vomit.

[Jess Hooker]

One ice cream cone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he is a fat.

[Chick McGee]

He is a fat, fat, fat.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he's a medium fat.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a pretty big belly.

[Chick McGee]

Tom wants you to start it again.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is Ireland fat.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But he's an American.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember, he's an American in Ireland.

[Jess Hooker]

We know.

[Chick McGee]

And remember, he tried it in Ireland. Maryland, usa.

[Tom Griswold]

Usa. Well, congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a standard ice cream cone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel like I could do it in 24 seconds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I could.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have the worst brain freeze.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I bet I could hope. And it'd be gone in 15 seconds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man. We should try it, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do it.

[Jess Hooker]

We have ice cream here.

[Chick McGee]

I love.

[Bob Kevoian]

The key, though, is soft serve.

[Chick McGee]

I think soft serve is the big time.

[Tom Griswold]

Sucks that baby down.

[Bob Kevoian]

I prefer a waffle cone. How do you guys feel? Do you want the. The regular?

[Chick McGee]

No, I like the eat it all cones.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the middle cone? That's not a regular cone and it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not a sugar cone.

[Jess Hooker]

A sugar cone.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where I'm at. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the smaller waffle cone.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would choose waffle cone 100% of the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's good.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the cone you're talking about is the most. Resembles a drumstick cone. That's the one.

[Tom Griswold]

I do love the occasional drumstick, where the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Drumsticks, Drumsticks.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the cone on a drumstick? It's a sugar cone. No, I've always thought that was just a waffle cone. So now I don't know what to do, because.

[Tom Griswold]

I say I'll take all three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. There's not a bad one in the box.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So I had. I had a great time at Disney World, but I Flew down on Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Afternoon and boys is arm start.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And my. My kids were already down there because.

[Chick McGee]

They don't want to travel, so.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. They had to go a day early. It's too boring to explain why, but. So I had to meet him in the dark in the Magic Kingdom. You know, it's. And you get down there and even with phones there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It can be hard.

[Tom Griswold]

We're on Main street. Oh. Along with 20,000 other people's about to start.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everyone's on Main Street.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. Exactly. The parade was just about to start. It was. But we got hooked up and then we did a handful of rides. And I thought the one thing I really love to do is they've got this one place. There may be more than one, but there's this one place that has the soft ice cream, the big cones kind of around the back of the cast castle. So he timed it literally. I got there just as they shut them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

But everything else was great.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

I did the ride called Tron.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you like it?

[Tom Griswold]

I hated it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It was scary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did they replace Space Mountain with Tron?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. Because it looks like it's.

[Tom Griswold]

We did Space Mountain esque.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What? They're. They are. They're redoing. What's it called? The rock and roller coaster with aerospace Smith. That's going to close in a couple months, and then it's going to become the Muppets.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're now doing it with Natalie Merchant. Isn't that interesting?

[Chick McGee]

How long did you have to wait in line for Captain Eo?

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that. Yes, Captain Eo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, that in the Dick Tracy ride?

[Chick McGee]

They got rid of that because that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Tron is not for me.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of.

[Pat Godwin]

How about the car? The racing car one. Is that to fix now at Epcot?

[Bob Kevoian]

The stunt or the crash at all?

[Tom Griswold]

I did the General Motors car thing, but. Yeah, but we had a great time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the test track. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Test track.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where you drive the little cars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's different. We might be thinking of different.

[Tom Griswold]

I did that when I was 15. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Let's move on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. We can't. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

I'm so confused right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think so.

[Jess Hooker]

I think we're done with sports.

[Chick McGee]

You're giving yourself a stern talking to.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, people are taking potatoes and they're putting them in their clothing.

[Chick McGee]

People are strange.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out where they're putting them. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's chair dancing at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hey man, indeed. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

He's behind you.

[Chick McGee]

He's just walking. He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks Sports Desk Football action even better with Prize Picks. Download the Prize Picks app, use the code tom and get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello Chick. Couple quick things. Very sad news over the weekend. Todd Snyder has died. A great singer, songwriter, great storyteller. He's been, he'd been coming in here for like 30 years. Just a terrific guy. He one of his first songs was called I'm an All Right Guy and it was a song about oh sure, he'd been in jail a couple times and some things hadn't gone great, but he was an all right guy and he certainly was and he obviously was very troubled at the end. And there was some very confusing issue with Todd getting I guess technically getting arrested in Utah. Very odd. I don't know what happened, but he passed away from pneumonia and some other issues just late last week. So we remain big fans and we will be posting posting some more video of Todd on our on our show. So on the on the various social media platforms. On a much lighter note, on Friday, for reasons we can't fathom, the great Hector Hugh Jackman walked into our studios and he's now made the Bobbin Tom show hall of Fame as the in the the top three nicest people ever to enter this building along with Peter Frampton and Dolly Parton. Just such a great guy. We had a lot of fun with with him and he played along and I think he had fun too. But I did ask him. He said next time you're around, you want to come in and just be a DJ and hang with us for the whole morning goes absolutely. So his, I guess his best friend in Australia is a, is a radio guy. So anyway, that was really fun. We have some of that stuff posted at our various social media platforms. By the way, on our website we have our new shirts. They're great. Mr. Osu is wearing one right now. And the hat. I just saw that. So makes the perfect gift and the perfect holiday gift for your Bob and Tom show fans that you might want to get the holiday shirts early so you can wear them around the Christmas tree. Now we have completed the sports cast, is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

Yes sir, we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you give us your pick for tonight's game with Dallas taking on the Raiders?

[Chick McGee]

I'm taking the Raiders.

[Tom Griswold]

And the points, how many points?

[Chick McGee]

Three, I believe. Raiders getting three at home underdog.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Now we switch gears years we go to the Silac insurance news desk with Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Some social media users are putting potatoes in their socks to ward off colds.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

But experts say the science just isn't there.

[Tom Griswold]

You think?

[Chick McGee]

Now I have done this. A potato on a wart.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And worked. It got rid of the wart. Honestly it did.

[Jess Hooker]

How long did you keep the potato on, on your, on your ward?

[Chick McGee]

Six weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

And the thing is sadly it was, it was a general, it was a genital ward. So joke. No, no. The potato goes in front.

[Chick McGee]

It was on my finger and it went away. Yeah. It's an old wives tale. An old wife told me. One of the old wives.

[Jess Hooker]

According to the Washington Post, the theory behind the folk remedy is that pressing a cut potato against the skin can draw out toxins and help with recovery.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Go.

[Jess Hooker]

I have done this. But not with a potato. With an onion.

[Chick McGee]

On, on your feet.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. With my kids, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. And yeah, but don't use sweet potatoes. You'll get diabetes. Just a word to the wise. This is Dr. Dr. G. Speed.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they make some sort of charcoal activated foot shaped? Yes. It goes into your detox. Yes. And it sucks all the and then.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you take it off it's like black.

[Chick McGee]

It's black from the toxins out of your body.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that there's already black stuff in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who knows? Who knows.

[Chick McGee]

But I've never felt better in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now I understand at Thanksgiving you can put mashed potatoes in your shoes. And I learned that on Tick Tock. And they know everything. What kind of morons do this stuff? I guess it's better than eating those tide.

[Bob Kevoian]

She just said she did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you feel like when you did the onions and stuff that it had any effect?

[Jess Hooker]

I, I, I mean I've said this before. My kids aren't sick kids. They've never had strep. They've They've. They're pretty healthy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So when you said Tom, what kind of morons would do that? It would be.

[Jess Hooker]

I would be that. And that's okay. I stopped worrying about Tom's opinion, you.

[Chick McGee]

Know, that you have to.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that Irish potato famine thing? That's what took them all out. They were putting potatoes in their ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Greg Warren did a. Did it too. He.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Bob Kevoian]

He did the onions in the. On the feet at night.

[Jess Hooker]

They put them in the socks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No wonder he's single.

[Jess Hooker]

Also, colts are wet socks. You do.

[Chick McGee]

And he also put cauliflower in his ear.

[Bob Kevoian]

He did. I wonder when he's going to take that out.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we tell him a carrot up his ass. See what he does. Yeah, but you got to peel it first. Make it. Make it sound like there's a.

[Pat Godwin]

There's more shows.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole process.

[Pat Godwin]

I put cabbage in my show shoes before shows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Because it makes me feel funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Jess Hooker]

Cabbage in your bra to stop lactating. That's a thing. Women. Cabbage leaves in your maternity bra. And that's supposed to help soak up the milk once you're done breastfeeding.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not just use, like paper towels?

[Jess Hooker]

There's something. There's supposed to be something in the cabbage that helps you stop producing milk.

[Chick McGee]

Were you breasting? Breastfed.

[Jess Hooker]

I was breastfed. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Formula, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? Formula, Oscar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Formula.

[Chick McGee]

I was formula. The only thing keep me out of.

[Tom Griswold]

Your mom would have really struggled with that beard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you?

[Jess Hooker]

Tickles out of the womb with it.

[Chick McGee]

Were you breastfed sucking on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so, but I'd have to verify.

[Chick McGee]

I understand Paula fed you off her teeth, right? Yes. You're downstairs.

[Tom Griswold]

In the words of Woody Allen, I was breastfed on. False falsies.

[Chick McGee]

Falsies.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the word falsies. You don't hear it enough. So putting a potato in your socks will not cure a cold? No.

[Jess Hooker]

Health experts say that while the practice is not likely to cause any harm, there is no evidence that it is effective. Okay, well, so there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought we were talking about the sad news about Todd Snyder. I thought maybe I'll play another tune from him from back in the day. This is a true classic and incredibly original story song that he did about. About Mike Tyson.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Todd Snider (performer)]

This ain't a new song. But it seems like it ought to be. It seems it's about a hero of mine. Hey, little buddy. Don't even worry. Everything is gonna be okay. I should have Told you when you made all that money that the world would do you this way. Forget your ex wife, she ain't no good for you. She's a gold digging bitch and her mother is too. Hey Iron Mike, don't let them get you down. Hey little buddy, don't even worry. You keep your eyes fixed on the fight. Don King ain't the kind of cat who'd steal somebody's money. Hell, he always does everybody right. You're still the champ and we are know you are. You've got to leave the women alone, Mike. But you can smash up as many cars as you want to. Don't let them get you down. Hey little buddy, don't you get angry. God, please at least nodded. I'm right behind you all the way. Oh compadre, you just say whatever you want and I'll agree. I'll wash every car in your 10 car garage. I'd be glad to carry the boombox in your entourage. The Iron Mike don't let them get you down. Hey little buddy, come out and flow me a 20.

[Tom Griswold]

God Snyder and the classic song about Mike Tyson. And we had the honor of playing that for Mr. Tyson live and in person here in the studio. Once again, very sad news. Todd Snider died late last week. Week. But we will always remember him on the show. Now, on a, on a significantly lighter note, we have a bunch of stuff going on on the website at Bob and Tom Dotcom, including on a, on a serious note, I should say, actually Operation Honor Guard. We're going to keep that up and running and if you want to make a contribution, that'd be great. Read about it, see what it's all about. And we've received a number of letters from the children of veterans who have had the privilege of seeing the Honor guard at funerals for, for great Americans. So just check it out. We're going to keep it up there until Thanksgiving and we've already got, we've already gotten to our goal, but we'd like to get even higher. We've got some great folks with some matching funds that are going to make it go even, even higher. Now coming up, we're going to be speaking with the aforementioned comedian Greg Warren. We haven't talked to Greg for a while. He's been out there doing some great shows, some great live shows. We'll see what's going on in the world of comedian Greg Warren right now. Something new. This is really cool. I don't know if you've heard about these aura frames. A U r A and obviously with the holidays around the corner, you got to start taking pictures. Right. Especially at Thanksgiving and the holidays that follow. And aura frames A U R A. It's a really great gift. You might want to get on this quickly. And what I'm talking about is you might have seen one of the these. You can load it with all different pictures in it and it rotates so you can preload photos in the aura frame. And this is where it makes a great gift. You can load it with photos and then ship it to somebody. And I've got one behind me there. How would you say they're a little smaller than a laptop. The display. But it's just a. Makes a great gift. If you've got someone who lives in a different state or whatever and you want to send him a bunch of photographs, you preload the thing and updated pictures of whoever so they get to see it. For a limited time you can visit auraframes.com and I emphasize the way it's spelled a u r aura frames.com and get 45 bucks off Aura's best selling carver Matte Frames. Name number one by wirecutter. Use the promo code TOM when you check out. That's a U R A and then the traditional spelling of frames auraframes.com promo code Tom. This is a Black Friday slash Cyber Monday deal that's already up and running. The best deal of the year. And support us by mentioning the Bob and Tom show at checkout. And of course terms and conditions apply. But these are really, really cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the cool thing about these is, Josh, you could gift one to like your mom and you can upload pictures from here and she'll get them there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Pretty awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's great. Great. You could maybe get pictures of all of your brothers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, maybe. And they, if I give them access, I believe they could also.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so they could get like funny pictures of you falling off the dock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Holding up the smallest fish. Yeah, that's what, that's what. This is really great. It's. And it's a brand new thing we're talking about auraframes.com with the promo code Tom. A perfect, perfect holiday gift. We're coming right back with the great comedian Greg Warren. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance News center. It's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

That makes it sound big. Like the new center.

[Chick McGee]

New center, yeah, yeah. At the performance Pavilion. It's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Howard.

[Greg Warren]

You. I'm good.

[Bob Kevoian]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Having trouble speaking. I don't know if I hit my head. There's Jeff Osk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Soon to be sha. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Jeff's decided he wants to get. Have the beard trimmed back, so I'm going to get a. A professional salon person to come in here and do it. Oh, it'll be some. Get some nice video. We could do the. We could do it in stages, maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

We did that last year with John.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great. Had the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. When I was getting rid of the winter's beard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it was nice. Yeah. But we'll look through and look forward to that. Coming up, we're gonna hook up with comedian Greg Warren. Oh, we're gonna do it right now. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Tom Griswold]

That is one handsome man, Greg. Getting a lot of emails about great performances from Greg Warren of late. You've been doing your solo stuff and opening for a bunch of other great comedians, so it's a terrific news. You're doing great. Great.

[Greg Warren]

Ah, thanks, Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

Glad this comedy thing's finally working out for you, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you hang in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't I know it.

[Greg Warren]

Yes. Don't I know it? That was meant as a joke.

[Jess Hooker]

It was. I've. I've loved you for a long time, but.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, but you're. You're right on target.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess, what is the cap you're wearing? I can't. Is it a.

[Greg Warren]

That's. That's an old University of Missouri tiger.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Logo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Okay, cool.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I get kind of the people that think it's Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

It's not the smirking tiger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

I think it's kind of. It's my favorite logo there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've had a pretty good season of half, I would say, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

They've lost a few close ones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, we haven't spoken to you in quite some time. What's on your mind?

[Greg Warren]

Well, I'm. I'm doing great, guys. What's on my mind today is the history of marshmallows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

All right, all right. Now we're talking.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Chick, you marshmallow man.

[Chick McGee]

I love marshmallows. I like a Fluffer Nutter every now and then, but it's been ages since I had one. You got your peanut butter, you got your marshmallow, you got. You got your graham cracker.

[Jess Hooker]

Never done that Bang.

[Bob Kevoian]

Either, have I. And I. But I know they're real popular.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I'm a Smurf either.

[Greg Warren]

And I'm. I'd like to try that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm a big fan of the Pink Studio.

[Chick McGee]

The pinwheel.

[Jess Hooker]

The pinwheel. What is that familiar with?

[Greg Warren]

The pinwheel is a chocolate cookie with marshmallow in it. It's an excellent cookie.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is. It is pretty good.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet I haven't had one of those in over a decade. Easily.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I just bought a pack.

[Greg Warren]

Do you approve of send some out?

[Tom Griswold]

Do I. I like. The little ones are okay. And hot chocolate. I prefer the standard size. I don't like those baseball sized marshmallows particularly. Have you seen those things? The gigantic ones?

[Greg Warren]

I have not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's supposed to cover the whole grammar. Ham is the point.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what I mean. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It doesn't toast correctly.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Over. Over the fire. I've made them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't. I'm sorry, dear.

[Jess Hooker]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, can you tell us the history of the marshmallow? I had no idea.

[Greg Warren]

Sure, sure. Well, the. The marshmallow. There is a marshmallow plant. The science name is Alethea officinalis. It's a member of the mallow family and it grows in marshy areas. Is therefore marsh. Mallow.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

It's a member of the melody. You guys know any other plants in the mallow family?

[Tom Griswold]

There's the mellow mallow. Donovan wrote a song about it. Oh, delightful.

[Chick McGee]

How about the Carmelo?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Greg Warren]

Cotton is in the mallow family.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. No tomatoes the night she shade. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Venus flytrap.

[Greg Warren]

That's in the mamalo family.

[Tom Griswold]

Boogers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boogers.

[Tom Griswold]

Consistency.

[Chick McGee]

We're just giving up. I'm going to say boogers from now on.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I don't care for that. Egyptians were the first one to. To find the wild herb in. In the marshland.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Did they make smoke wars?

[Greg Warren]

They did not.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom.

[Greg Warren]

We'll get to that. The girl Scouts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. We're just gonna say Greg real quick. Good luck today. That's just.

[Greg Warren]

No, I like this guys.

[Chick McGee]

You do you enjoy this?

[Greg Warren]

Jump in. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

I honestly. The Egyptians used these marshmallows for medicinal purposes early.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was told to drink marshmallow tea every now and again.

[Greg Warren]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Greg Warren]

Sore throats, toothaches, bee stings. You know, back when I was wrestling, different regions of the country would have different names for certain moves. And the rural areas had the best names. I Was working out with my buddy Toby Waller from down in desoto, Missouri. Josh, you know that area?

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Greg Warren]

And he's like, yeah, I got him in the bee sting. I was like, I. I don't know what that means, because I got it. Got him in the bee sting. I was like, you put the legs in, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That just stuck with you. I got him in the bee sting.

[Greg Warren]

Got him bee sting. Don't know what it is. It doesn't make any sense. They. The Egyptians eventually combined the. The mallow root fruit with honey, and they made a sort of makeshift candy out of it. But that candy was reserved primarily for the pharaohs and the gods.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah. How do you get it to the gods?

[Greg Warren]

I. Josh, I was. I was thinking it's probably sort of a Santa Claus cookie thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. You leave them out.

[Greg Warren]

You leave it out?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, something like that. Oh, an offering.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure. I don't think the gods would return a phone call, would they? I mean, how are we gonna get anything to them, right?

[Greg Warren]

You just leave it out, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Remind me when. When Greg gets toward the end to tell him the story about the marshmallows and the fraternity initiation.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I'm sure he knows.

[Greg Warren]

You'll have to prefer not to hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you would.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not gonna like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Pat, you think that's going to be unpleasant?

[Pat Godwin]

I think it might be, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

A little. Oh, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

It just. In that area. Astronauts at one point used marshmallows as nose plugs when they were up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? Makes sense.

[Greg Warren]

What I. Yeah, they did. I. Tom. It surprised me, too. And I'm not one for blowing all of our money on space exploration, but I think we could swing. We could swing a few bucks for some actual nose plugs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't they get all gooey?

[Greg Warren]

And I would imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

Wow. I mean, they start gooey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. They're not going to get less gooey unless they're in Lucky Charms. Those. Those have found a way to get less gooey.

[Chick McGee]

Magically delicious.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

The French took over from there. They whipped the SAP from the mallow root with egg whites and sugar and water into a candy mold. It was called Pat de Guimove.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my.

[Greg Warren]

Guys, full disclosure. I had some French in college, so that's why I was able to say we could tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Oh, yeah. Very good.

[Greg Warren]

And you guys want to take a shot at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, I. I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't take Patrick Demiguve.

[Greg Warren]

I see you. You Sound like a hillbilly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Greg Warren]

It's not your fault. You didn't have the same training as I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe if. Maybe. Can you play some French music for us, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think that might just slow us down.

[Greg Warren]

This report down, I'll tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Greg Warren]

Eventually guys, they, they got rid of the plant. It was too hard to dry and they just substituted gelatin and the mallow plant. All you had left was the name. Today's marshmallows consist of sugar, water, air and a whipping agent, which is a protein, which is usually gelatin.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, did you ever sell marshmallows in your career? Career. And I know you sold a lot of other products.

[Greg Warren]

No, I didn't, Tom. Kraft, Heinz, it looks like to me they pretty much run this business with the jet Puffed brand. Sure familiar with that, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the go to now.

[Greg Warren]

I went up against Kraft General Foods. They're. They're a tough competitor. I went up against them in the coffee business. I had Folgers, they had Maxwell House. Fairly honest competitors, you know, I didn't have a real problem with them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Campfire is another brand of marshmallow. Lesser brand Dandies. That is a vegan marshmallow.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They don't use gelatin, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Because that's made. That's rendered from animal fat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's made for the dandelion.

[Greg Warren]

I think the first vegan marshmallow was made by Sarah Sohn. She used Eames kosher gel and she found out later after she'd sold several of these that that's not vegan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

And if I know the vegans, they're not going to be quiet about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do those. Has anybody tried one of those?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they taste the same.

[Tom Griswold]

They do.

[Greg Warren]

I bet they taste well.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, they're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Is jello.

[Jess Hooker]

Jello is. Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that vegan animal gelatin?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's the. They render down. Down what comes from the bone. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've always hated jello and I, I declared it the least interesting thing to have at Thanksgiving dinner. So I now I feel better about it.

[Greg Warren]

Okay, Dom, I'm with you on that, buddy. I don't care for it, especially when they put fruit in it. It makes you want to throw up. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Bananas and Jill. Oh, God, I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Greg, Stay Puff was made up completely by the Ghostbusters people. Right? Not. Not an actual brand.

[Greg Warren]

Not an actual brand. But the stuff puffed marshmallow exists. Have you you guys encountering this? Apparently they have these marshmallows that are filled with chocolate and other.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Greg Warren]

What would that be? That chick?

[Chick McGee]

No, I want my, my Hershey chocolate around the marshmallow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I agree.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. What chicks what we call a purist.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they're trying to eliminate a step in the s'. Mores.

[Greg Warren]

So you like the s'? Mores? I think we mentioned. I think we covered this on the report a while ago. 1927, the Girl Scouts published a recipe in a magazine for some more.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

And speech got a little lazy over time and they became S'. Mores. 1939, Millie Day and Melita Johnson, they were recipe testers over there at Kellogg Dogs and they came up with a recipe that had a lot to do with marshmallows. You guys know what that was?

[Bob Kevoian]

The Rice Krispie treat. Yes.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've noticed on a lot of the baking shows they don't. They say rice cereal. They, they're for some reason not allowed to say Rice Krispies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that something?

[Greg Warren]

Well, they might be using a, you know, a knockoff brand.

[Bob Kevoian]

That might be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why would you. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean that's just wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

They originally called marshmallow squares. It was interesting. The, the campfire girls. Now this is I guess sort of an, a parallel organization to the Girl Scouts.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh.

[Greg Warren]

They had a chapter in Kansas City and they called up Kellogg's and said, we need some help fundraising. I didn't know you could do that. Sounds like sort of begging to me. But they called them up and then Kellogg sent Millie Day down there with her new marshmallow square recipe. They put her to work for 16 hour days and they just, they just went door to door. These campfire girls raised a bunch of money and the word got out. Newspaper started publishing that recipe. And then two years later in 1941, Rice Krispie called them Rice Krispie treats. And they put the recipe right there on the cereal box.

[Bob Kevoian]

Small March.

[Greg Warren]

Some other stuff happened in 1941. I don't remember. Not as significant.

[Tom Griswold]

So I have a question. Does someone make a frozen. A pre made s'? More? Are they out there like you can buy them? And like for example, the pre made peanut butter and jellies, that, that's a huge thing we talked about earlier.

[Greg Warren]

Those are called uncrustables. They're made by my friend John Brasi, runs that organization, Smuckers. It's over In Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I can get you guys some of those if you want.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Love them.

[Jess Hooker]

We go through them like the NFL does.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I can. I can get you guys some of that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, is there a version of that for s'? More? I would think that'd be the next.

[Jess Hooker]

Like a pre made s'. Mores.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not a bad idea. Like the. The outer shell is the graham crackery kind of flavor. And then you have the.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell your. Tell your buddy to get on that, will you?

[Greg Warren]

No, I mean, that's not really his business, Tom. But I could ask.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're just afraid. You're just afraid to ask him, aren't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I thought you said you knew him.

[Greg Warren]

I'm not afraid.

[Chick McGee]

You either know him or you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, next time. Next time. Next time you call. I want to know what he said.

[Chick McGee]

I called Buzzy.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now.

[Pat Godwin]

There are no bad ideas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, there are.

[Chick McGee]

Big talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever been to one of our meetings?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I just called them. They've never heard of this Brzee. What? You just. You're looking around your apartment and coming up with names. I think you just saw a bra and you said this guy's name was Brzy, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

That's a false premise right there, isn't it, Josh? Me seeing a bra in my eyes. Apartment now.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Greg, I know you want to have me tell you about the marshmallows in the fraternity. As you know, I bluffed my way in and out of a rather serious university, and I. I did not join a fraternity. But my.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Freshman roommate was a. Was the president of the Fiji House.

[Jess Hooker]

What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

And not his frat, but one of the other ones as an initiation. As an initiation, they had to. The guys had to strip down to nothing. And they would go against each other running up the steps of the distinguished Hamilton hall. And if your buddy dropped, they would shove a marshmallow in their crack. And if you drop. If your buddy. If you dropped it, you had to eat it. You see, that's. That's how you.

[Chick McGee]

That's how you make friends from your crack, Greg.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, no, I. I'll tell you what I did. I didn't know this story, but, man, I had it. I knew it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah, you knew it.

[Greg Warren]

I. I could. I. I was real close.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Greg Warren]

So that's why I sort of steered away from it.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's go.

[Greg Warren]

A little bit higher brow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm happy to.

[Greg Warren]

Are you familiar with The Stanford marshmallow experiment?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Jeff. Oski says yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Jeff?

[Greg Warren]

Jeff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is this where the kids were? They could either wait, they could eat like five marshmallows now, or they could wait like a half an hour and get 20 marshmallows and.

[Jess Hooker]

Not quite.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it was something along those lines.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, it was. Is they put these four to six year olds in a room and they say, hey, you can have one marshmallow now. If you wait 15 minutes, you can have two marshmallows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Close.

[Greg Warren]

And they, you know, apparently the reasoning was they found if. If these kids were able to delay gratification, it indicated future success. Higher SAT scores, a more favorable body mass index. This study was refuted later on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Greg Warren]

Yes, I refute the refute. As a six year old, I think I'd have been like, hey, you know what, man? I don't want one or two marshmallows. Seven.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

That's highbrow marshmallow talk.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, man. I mean, it's academia. You love that stuff, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And like I said, in my academic institution, there were guys cramming up.

[Jess Hooker]

What about the pastel marshmallows? Do you remember those?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, my grandmother would make these window pane cookies that had the pastel little marshmallows that would make it look like they were like the different colors stained glass.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe she'll make some for us. Oh, no, she's dead.

[Chick McGee]

It's gonna be a while before we get there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I haven't seen them in a few years.

[Greg Warren]

Pass that down to you, that recipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy holidays, Greg. Any gigs coming up we should be talking about, man?

[Greg Warren]

Tom, I got some gigs.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I, you know, in December, I'm working the funny bone in Cincinnati. We've sold out five shows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you have.

[Greg Warren]

And we're about to sell the sixth one out.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you doing one of your daytime shows?

[Greg Warren]

We may have to if this next one sells out.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. Let's go.

[Jess Hooker]

You want to come see us while you're around?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, why don't you stop.

[Pat Godwin]

Forget about us.

[Jess Hooker]

Off the air conversation in.

[Chick McGee]

But why don't you stop in, bud?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll spring for the room.

[Greg Warren]

Would love to see you guys.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll buy you dinner.

[Chick McGee]

I will stay out of your way.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, man, The. The doing a bunch of shows, guys. Doing 15 shows in Kansas City.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's awesome, man.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I. I don't know anything about touring or, or performing live, but that's Too many. You're gonna get all tired out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Way too many.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, way too many. Leave them wanting more. Right?

[Greg Warren]

No, you know, you got to strike while the iron's hot and, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'S a long Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Remember when we had to do, what was it, four shows in Nashville?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Seven, nine, 11, 30 and one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, go see Mr. Greg Warren. Greg, where do we find your schedule?

[Greg Warren]

Greg Warren, comedy dot com.

[Chick McGee]

All right, well, that's a bold statement.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well. And will you tell, tell your buddy about our idea for the pre. Made.

[Greg Warren]

You look it up. Chief operating officer for the Smucker company. And, and they now sell Jif, of course, which I, you know, had a lot to do with. And he, he was my buddy in college.

[Bob Kevoian]

And let him know the BlackBerry jam is one of the finest products of anything anywhere. That's one of my favorite.

[Greg Warren]

That word to him, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And if they'd like to sponsor the Sidekick chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Josh Arnold does.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll sit in a tub of BlackBerry jam every morning.

[Chick McGee]

Every morning.

[Pat Godwin]

It's worth it.

[Greg Warren]

I just got some word, Josh. If you don't do it, they're willing to sponsor.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Greg Warren's the Warren Reports brought to you by champion windows. Visit championsave now.com thank you very much.

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[Tom Griswold]

Great holiday gift.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

You okay?

[Chick McGee]

It's beer 30. I was just opening up.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he's not okay.

[Chick McGee]

Can of beer. Yeah. I had a really tough bathroom visit.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to hear about this.

[Chick McGee]

I had to roll my sleeves up. I. I broke a sweat. I.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And what would happen if I would have come in here and been like you guys? You're not gonna believe what just happened. Yes, exactly. So why would you say that in front of me?

[Bob Kevoian]

It wouldn't have done much for us. But there are some listeners would love to hear all about.

[Chick McGee]

Finally, that's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You look winded.

[Chick McGee]

I do. I'm out of breath. There's the one and only Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Speaking of things that might need to be named. Oh, we have a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was it big enough Chick, that you wanted to name it?

[Chick McGee]

Barely. Get the lid shut. Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. This is a really stupid survey. I don't believe a word of it. Then it's about. It's about dog names. And I, when I first read it, I couldn't understand what was going on. Supposedly, the most popular dog names.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I found out. I'll read it, Jess. It's. It's the. The ones that are trending up the most. So it's not the top 10 dog names. It's the dog names that went up the most in the course of the last year.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see the.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, hottest dog names if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

But I have never heard anyone name a dog any of these names.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, let's find out what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but you can I guess something you skew.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they like celebrity related or athletes?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe two of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet there's a bunch of anime related ones.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe that's what this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would make Jeffy.

[Jess Hooker]

You would know that, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

Is your son into that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The first one is Elf E L P H I E. No clue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why have I seen that? I know I've seen that.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that a K pop Demon Hunters thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know. Okay, the next one is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Wicked. That's where it's wicked.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's short for El Faba or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Suki Tsuki is that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Suki. T S U K I.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's got to be anime.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Caesar is number three.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a great name.

[Jess Hooker]

Salad. Big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but no. If you had a dog, you could be trading Heal Caesar.

[Chick McGee]

Anyone?

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the movie Hail Caesar.

[Chick McGee]

A wonderful movie.

[Tom Griswold]

That Clooney, if he ever comes in here, owes me 10 bucks. That is a turd of a film.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you Clooney give you 10 bucks right on the spot.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a. Suki is a Japanese singer, lyricist, dancer, model and mc.

[Chick McGee]

She's got it all. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Who named their dog then?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that's a pretty good name.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have dog, Suki and Yaki. Wait a minute. You don't know the song Sukiyaki?

[Bob Kevoian]

If I do, I don't know it offhand right now.

[Tom Griswold]

How about you?

[Chick McGee]

Could you name your dog Fook?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like F o.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, yeah, Fook me or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you do that? Could you just go back to discussing your excretory epic event?

[Chick McGee]

There's only one way to name your dog is it's with a person's name. Okay. A people name that is funny. Like it is like Dan or Steve.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a great reference to a dog named Steve in one of the current the. The TV show called the Beast and Me. There's a terrific reference to that. You'll see. You'll see.

[Bob Kevoian]

What else?

[Chick McGee]

We'll get through this together.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, these are the supposedly the hot trending dog names. Roomy. R U M I. Oh, he's like.

[Chick McGee]

A philosopher or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

What She a big girl?

[Tom Griswold]

Roomie.

[Chick McGee]

Roomy. You know, seats Sleep six.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeez. So are these must all be obscure references to.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Mufasa?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oswald. Oswald?

[Chick McGee]

No. Oswald the Penguin, Maybe Cobblepot. That was pretty big. Yeah, that was pretty big.

[Tom Griswold]

These are again the most trending dog names. Allegedly.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's also a YouTube show, I guess.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it is. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Jelly bean.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Where are you finding the news?

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for. I don't care for the word. I don't care for the word or the product. Jelly beans.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. No. Fine with never having them again.

[Jess Hooker]

Not even jelly bellies.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. No thanks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yuck.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care. Although we should like one morning play jelly bean roulette.

[Jess Hooker]

We have done that.

[Chick McGee]

Have we done that?

[Tom Griswold]

Luther?

[Chick McGee]

Gotta start listening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Atta boy, Luther. Luther's one of the names. Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I like Luther.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that from Lou Lex Luthor?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Luthor.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so. What? Attaboy, Luther. Attaboy Luther. Don Knott's movie, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ghost of Mr. Chick.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the most normal name on the list?

[Tom Griswold]

There isn't one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Caesar's probably.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Caesar Brookie.

[Chick McGee]

Brookie is a brownie cookie.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right. Tom, do you know what in young people terms what bricked up means?

[Tom Griswold]

I do not.

[Pat Godwin]

Constipated?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Anyone else?

[Chick McGee]

Self imposed as a house?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know what it means?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It means if someone is. Oh, like.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, they're. They're hard.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, they're.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Is it the like ready to go? Like sprung?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, Gotcha. Yeah. They'll be like, oh, I saw that chick. She got me bricked up. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm subtle.

[Chick McGee]

What about Sprung? Tom, you familiar with sprung?

[Tom Griswold]

I am, of course. From the famed chant that begins the Baby's Got Back song.

[Chick McGee]

You got me sprung.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What about Elevator Bone? What do you think of that?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, because it goes up and down.

[Tom Griswold]

Seems unusually cumbersome.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guarantee Broken. The dog name is based on, like you said, brownie Cookie. The color.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I bet it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The last one, Gibby.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Gibby is a character from icarly. That's the only Gibby I know.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't Gibby an alcohol Gibson?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Gilby's gin. Yes. And I think they have a vodka as well. Once again, we have more of these on the way. The top 10 cat. Cat names. These are a lot more cat names.

[Chick McGee]

Distant, cold, aloof. No. Uncaring. Name.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll find out about those.

[Chick McGee]

Hear me? But you hear me, arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Mr.

[Bob Kevoian]

Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

What else do you have over there? Coming up in the world of news.

[Jess Hooker]

We have a deer that crashed through a window pane at a school.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dear.

[Jess Hooker]

We have a piece of art that was ruined with toilet paper.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but, yeah, yeah, it's that BS art. You know, some performance crap that sounds like.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And parakeets in your pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, those bird smugglers, they know how to do it up, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, right. Well, we'll find out what happens.

[Chick McGee]

What's the biggest animal you could smuggle in your pants? Well, you think about it. We'll get.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it should be which of us could smuggle the largest just creature. And they're going without having noticed. Once again, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you'll find it.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Psylac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Is that corduroy? Is that a brown corduroy?

[Pat Godwin]

It's corduroy. I love corduroy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear about the corduroy corduroy pillows?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're making headlines. There's Jeff Osu.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we're living in a Reader's Digest humor in uniform episode.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Very much.

[Chick McGee]

Nice clean comedy. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom. Not a corporate corduroy fan.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I really. They'd say, don't dry hump in corduroy. It'll start a fire.

[Chick McGee]

Not even the thin whale. There's thin whale. There's wide whale.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were just reviewing this dumb list of the top trending dog names.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's happening here is kids are naming dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm skeptical of some of these.

[Chick McGee]

Name I'm turd burglar.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't it interesting he just because.

[Bob Kevoian]

He hasn't heard of it, he's skeptical of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I did the research that they have done. These are supposedly the ones that have gone up the most. But they're not the most popular.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're either the most popular or you're not. Number two was Suki T S U K I and I said, like sukiyaki and you seem to be stunned.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not too sure what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's this song. Remember this?

[Chick McGee]

This is not the version popular. Isn't. No. Yeah, it is the version a lot more basic than this. This almost.

[Bob Kevoian]

Almost like the Broadway version. I have heard this. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song. I'm not sure what they're saying, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we don't say about.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a big.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's about two and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know, but I. So that. That soup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice melody, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

That suki doesn't have the T on it. Did we determine what that was from?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. A K pop. Singer, model.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, K pop. Now the actual. I did find the actual top 10 dog names. Top 10, top 10.

[Bob Kevoian]

So popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the.

[Bob Kevoian]

On the rise.

[Chick McGee]

Just for a second. Suspend your mind for just a moment and imagine if Josh or I had found this survey and was delivering this information.

[Tom Griswold]

Next.

[Chick McGee]

Let's move along. No one cares.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, now that you've got your epic turd hangover over, what do you think the number one male dog name is in America?

[Chick McGee]

Leo Marley, the dog from up Max. Dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you just guessing? Because you got it right. Max is number one.

[Jess Hooker]

I was gonna guess that, but that's my son's name, so I hate that you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You named your son after a dog.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. That was weird, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the number 10 most popular dog name is the name of one of my daughters. Finn.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. Number number two is Hank.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Number three. Teddy. Yeah. Number four, Cooper.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Number five, Gus. A lot of these. Most of these are one syllable.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many? Sean's name is Dog's name.

[Tom Griswold]

Bear. Duke and Maverick.

[Pat Godwin]

Duke's a big one.

[Jess Hooker]

I know a kid named Gus.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, female dogs. Let's see if Mr. Oscar can get lucky twice. Any thoughts on female dog number one name in America, Parvo. This is according to the American Kennel. The American Kennel Club. Parvo. A good guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Sophie.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see. No. Sadie is number 10. You're getting close. Number one is Luna. Number two is Bella. Then we get some of the classics. Daisy, Lucy, Ruby, Willow, Maggie, Penny, Nova and Sadie. All the top 10 female dog names are two syllables. Most of the male dog names are one, so I don't know what that means.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

There must be some significance to this.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any way we can can dig a little deeper into this to find out why there are two syllables for female Dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes one posits a question that might be interesting to those of a certain level of intellectualism. Clearly, that would. That would not include you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. So I'm out. I get you. Okay. Sort of as much as I can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Us too dumb?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you would mean we too dumb. Let's just move. Let's just move along. We'll leave the cat names behind. Behind. Now, what have you got?

[Chick McGee]

You can't not do the cat names.

[Pat Godwin]

A couple cat names.

[Jess Hooker]

Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Five, at least.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, the highest trending cat.

[Chick McGee]

Can I guess boy or girl? Cleo. Cleo in there.

[Tom Griswold]

This does not specify male or female.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a great guess. Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Marimba.

[Jess Hooker]

What'd you say?

[Chick McGee]

Marimba or Cleo.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the ones trending up.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Marie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Is there a famous Marie cat in some movie or something? Eleanor.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Again? I. Martini and Pippen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Snowball. Snowball seems. That's pretty. That would be a standard Gatsby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Priscilla. Stewie. Now that comes from Stewie the cartoon. Yes, Brian.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Milton. The number one trending cat name is Tater.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tater. Man, Milton is great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's a good cat name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's a good dog name, too. Hey, Milton.

[Tom Griswold]

Milton. Milton sounds aloof.

[Jess Hooker]

I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

My dad's mechanic friend was named Milton.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not Milt.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, just. It was always Milton. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very formal. Very formal indeed. What else is happening over there at the Silac Insurance news desk?

[Jess Hooker]

A deer smashed through a window at a junior high school cafeteria in Amherst, Ohio, as staff were preparing breakfast for the school. Students.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Students and staff were stunned when the deer made its surprise entrance through a large window pane at full speed, according to reports.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

At breakfast that would scare you.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they had the. The venison tacos at lunch. Now, Pat, you have.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In your career as a driver.

[Pat Godwin]

I've hit two deer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And in Ohio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

In Ohio. Outside of Cleveland. Outside of Dayton. Going back 2006.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were they both at night?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, they were both at night. And actually one was early morning. It was dark. They both were in it when it was dark.

[Chick McGee]

71. We're in 71.

[Pat Godwin]

What year?

[Chick McGee]

Please continue.

[Pat Godwin]

So I took pen to paper and I wrote a letter to the deer.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, dear.

[Pat Godwin]

Dear. I hit two of you one year. Well, the damage was severe. Oh, dear. Oh, to all you dear. Don't you stand there in the headlights on those dim, lit, foggy nights out of nowhere you suddenly appear and don't you ever come near My black VW Active Atlas. Make note of the model and the year. If I see you one rainy day, don't cross the road, run away. Are you paralyzed by stupidity or fear? Oh, you dumbass. Dear. Sorry, dear. I apologize for my language. It's my insurance company that I fear. So please steer clear. Dear. Signed, yours truly, Pat Drop by Progressive Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Pat. Now coming up, we have more things emerging from the SILAC Insurance news desk, including parakeets in the pants and a DUI pullover. That is so stupid. Yeah, yeah, but you can't expect you don't get a guy who's three times the legal limit making a lot of sense now, do you? Right now I want to say hello to our friends at HomeServe. HomeServe is sponsoring the Bob and Tom show right now. You protect your health, your car, like Pat just mentioned, even your phone. What about your house? It's probably your biggest investment. When things go wrong, the cost can hit hard and fast. That's where HomeServe comes in. Regular homeowners insurance doesn't cover a lot of the day to day stuff. Wear and tear, plumbing problems, et cetera, et cetera, H VAC breakdowns, electrical stuff. You're often on your own. For those homeservice like a subscription for your house for as little as $4.99 a month, they've got your back. So when repairs hit fast and hard, you could be searching for a contractor in a panic. Or call home service24.7 hotline to schedule a repair. It's that easy. Choose a plan that suits your needs and your budget. So when something goes Wrong, call their 24.7hotline to start the repair process. Anyone ever had a surprise? A septic problem problem? Anybody? Oh, yeah, that would be me. So very handy if you can just make that quick phone call and get someone over there. So help protect your home systems and your wallet with HomeServe against covered repairs. Plans start at just $4.99 a month. Go to HomeServe.com find the plan that's right for you. That's HomeServe.com not available everywhere. Most plans range between 499 and 1199 per month. Your first year term supply uncovered repairs. See HomeServe.com for all all the details. Coming up, Drinking and driving a bad art and mammoth news. We've got some mammoth RNA news coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. That's Jess Hooker at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Jeff Osk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the IH Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom, Couple things we got going on around our social media. We had a great surprise visitor. Hugh Jackman. The great actor came in here on Friday and we got a bunch of videos up there. He sang some songs and did some Neil diamond tributes with Pat. He's got a movie coming out on Christmas Day called Song Sung Blue. It's based on the true story of a Neil diamond kind of impressionist slash tribute guy. And a bunch of stuff happens. And Hugh Jackman is the nicest guy of all time. I can't wait to see this movie. But we have a couple of clips up there that are really cool. And also we have a tribute to Todd Snyder who sadly died late last week and some other stuff including a link if you go to bob and tom.com to the operation Honor Guard. We talked about that a lot last week for Veterans Day, but the veterans are still out there of course. And find out what I'm talking about. And you might want to make a contribution to Operation Honor Guard. Then on an extremely much lighter note, we have our NFL competition. It'll begin again tomorrow for the next week of NFL action. You can pick your winners. Also, we have a great pop up shop full of cool shirts, et cetera, et cetera. So once again, take a visit if you can to bob and tom dot com. We now return to the Silac Insurance News Desk. Ms. Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee Wilson. What's happening?

[Jess Hooker]

A man was indicted by a federal grand jury for trying to smuggle two parakeets in his pants. The U.S. attorney's office said that Jesse August Martinez was attempting to cross the border at the Ot Mesa port of entry O when the officers noticed a bulge in his groin area. The 35 year old claimed several times that the bulge was his pierin, a Spanish word for penis.

[Chick McGee]

Ah ease my penis.

[Jess Hooker]

When officers conducted a search, they found two brown sacks each containing a heavily sedated orange fronted parakeet. That's in the man's underwear.

[Chick McGee]

That's the key.

[Bob Kevoian]

Heavily sedated.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of rookie mistakes. You don't. You don't sedate your bird and you're. You're just asking for trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Otherwise you'd have tweets coming out of your.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Groin area.

[Jess Hooker]

Mr. Martinez now facing cases, a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What bugs me about this is that first they had to have a grand jury.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, isn't that pretty self evident that this guy's guilty?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty.

[Jess Hooker]

Customs and Border Protection records indicate that Mr. Martinez has previously smuggled birds into the United States Border Protection.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, how's that going?

[Jess Hooker]

The parakeets are a protected species, so. Okay, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad he didn't. I'm glad he didn't keyster them.

[Chick McGee]

Are they in danger?

[Tom Griswold]

At least they were, you know, right there.

[Chick McGee]

That's ridiculous. The parakeet would not survive.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to give a little arrogant little air tank.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you'd have. Yeah, you'd have to fit it face with little.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. Don't walk away from a challenge. How can you keyster a parakeet and keep it alive? I would have guessed the bulginous pants wasn't parakeets. I would have thought it might have been a cockatoo or three or four.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

What animal would you like to smuggle?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you think I would never smuggle anything?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you ever put anything in your pants to smuggle it? Not necessarily an animal.

[Chick McGee]

I used to shoplift quite often. Yeah, put it right down the old.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you would.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

What kind of things in your pants?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Pringles can, candy bars.

[Chick McGee]

No, they didn't have Pringles when I was shoplifting. Oh, he's so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

So Aatrex.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a Pringles track?

[Chick McGee]

Tapes, cassettes, vinyl. Right down the old. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now let's head back over to the news desk. What's happening?

[Jess Hooker]

Authorities in Missoula, Montana, say 53 year old James Howard rear ended a Volkswagen while driving his Chevrolet Suburban Bourbon. When officers arrived, they saw him holding a large Budweiser can, which he quickly moved to the center console.

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Jess Hooker]

Howard then told troopers the can wasn't full of beer, it was urine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

He was trying to urinate into the can while driving.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

He admitted he struck the other vehicle because he was attempting to relieve himself at the time of the collision. Officer said Howard's blood alcohol level was more than three times the Legal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that so high?

[Jess Hooker]

He was arrested and charged with aggravated dui.

[Chick McGee]

I'd be aggravated too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cops pulling me over. I've trying to piss.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a Suburban or four since like the early 90s. But I mean, I was trying to think about this. You'd have to kind of pop. Prop yourself up, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys know my story. I got stuck in traffic for like five hours and had to pee in a Panera cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but see, that's got a relatively wide mouth.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

The opening of a Budweiser. I mean, you're gonna.

[Jess Hooker]

It's tough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tough.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but you might cut the top of your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. Aren't Suburbans. Do you ever get used to driving something that big?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. The thing is, if you're driving your regular car, right. Then you get into Suburban, just remember it's gonna take you a little bit longer to start. Stop. They're great.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a boat on land.

[Jess Hooker]

That's my first car.

[Chick McGee]

Suburban.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it Suburban? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And a good name because they're originally called the Chevy White Flight. I don't know if you guys knew that, but they changed it to Suburban. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have a gentrification to. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, all of the black Suburbans in the world now are located in Orlando, Florida.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Every Uber, every. They're all black Suburbs.

[Chick McGee]

Are they still not putting any indication on vehicles that they're a rental car? Wasn't that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A sticky issue? People were purposely attacking people that had.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, rental cars. I don't know. I don't know what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like they'd rear end them and they'd hop out of the car and then steal the cars.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. But so this guy, I mean, you think about. He was in a. It was a can of Budweiser he was peeing in.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It sounded like it was one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a tall boy, but still the. The crack. The opening is so small. Corona does a thing where they have a bigger top that comes off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can put a lime in.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. They have aftermarket things where you can cut the entire lid off of a beer can so that you can make it into a cocktail and add like different things. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what you need if you're going to be peeing in them. Have you ever one of your gigs on the way there, Mr. Oscar ever, Pete? And into a bottle or isn't the trick to get like a wide mouth Gatorade or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

I Just pull over to the side of the highway and pee on the side of the highway. Like I'm not gonna try to aim.

[Pat Godwin]

A kind of slow year.

[Chick McGee]

Open the door up so they can't see you or I don't care if.

[Bob Kevoian]

They, they're doing 70, they ain't seeing nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I see, but, but they, I think if someone sees you, that's, that's against the law.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it can be. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, this guy, you can't, you, you couldn't insert, insert the member into the Budweiser can. You'd have to be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you gotta be careful.

[Jess Hooker]

Three times the legal limit. I'm guessing not much made it in the can, regardless of how big the hole.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just pee my pants, then call random numbers until a woman picks up and tell her to call me a bad boy.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it doesn't take that long.

[Bob Kevoian]

No woman answer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and this, oh, okay. And this guy did have urine all over his pants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure. It's not going to be a clean thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they can't make an omelette without breaking somebody. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I feel better. Office. Does that mean anything?

[Jess Hooker]

I got pulled over once in high school and dumped water on my lap in an attempt to get out of a ticket.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, hold back that up.

[Tom Griswold]

What you do?

[Chick McGee]

You did.

[Jess Hooker]

I got pulled over. It would have been the third time. It would have been my third ticket in like a couple of months. And I was, my parents were going to take my car away and so I, I, I, I was in a neighborhood, I got pulled over and I just dumped water, whatever it was, on my lap and I was gonna be like, I had to pee. I was trying to hurry home and now I've peed my pants. And he was like, nice try, and he gave me a ticket.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

No compassion, this guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's so great.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I live in a small town. He's already given me one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can see that working though, for some like, like that's really smart thinking on your feet. What would you have said if you didn't have water but you had ketchup.

[Tom Griswold]

Packets that time of the month?

[Pat Godwin]

That may have worked.

[Chick McGee]

I just started, I just perioded.

[Pat Godwin]

I go, I'd go with the hot sauce, though. It's a little more realistic.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's probably true.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, very good. Now we are speaking with Ms. Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

What you got a volunteer for a museum in Taiwan. Accidentally Ruined an alleged artwork by cleaning it with. With toilet paper.

[Tom Griswold]

I added the word alleged. This is. This is pure crap.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. The Kilung Museum of Art showcased a contemporary art exhibition featuring a 40 year old dust covered mirror on a plain wooden board created by the artist Chin Sung Chi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brilliant. Brilliant.

[Greg Warren]

So it's.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a small mirror glued to a board. And the idea. Idea is that just. It just gathers dust over the years.

[Jess Hooker]

But yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was you obviously.

[Jess Hooker]

This was 40 years worth of dust.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's brilliant. Amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

A museum volunteer thought that the artwork was just dusty and wiped it down with some toilet.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love when stuff like this happens.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is the best part.

[Jess Hooker]

They had almost cleaned off all of the dust before colleagues intervened.

[Tom Griswold]

Now read the last line of this. It'll make you vomit.

[Jess Hooker]

The smudge in the middle of the piece is meant to symbolize the cultural consciousness of the middle class.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes, of course. You guys didn't notice that.

[Commercial Announcer]

Who.

[Tom Griswold]

Who falls for that crap?

[Bob Kevoian]

The art world.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The cultural consciousness of the middle class is a smudge on a dusty mirror. You, Jack.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. God.

[Pat Godwin]

That was poetic what you just did.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. They're have to have folks there. There's a picture of it. There you go. Exciting, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

It did look cooler before.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, much cooler.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like if that was a painting, I'd be like, oh, that's kind of cool. Can you imagine as she's cleaning it, she's like, I can't believe they have let this go this bad. And she's just spraying it with Windex.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't mop the floor. That's an artwork. No, it isn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It reminds me a little bit of a favor that Pat tried to do for his friends who were letting. They were letting you stay at their house? House for a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the cast iron skillet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. So you thought you would do them a favor.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. And I took that skillet and I washed the heck out of it. I got soap and a brillo pad. It's all clean now. And she wanted to kill me. Yeah, Yeah, I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't. Aren't they saying now you can actually reach. You can clean them and re season. That's kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Sorry. That's been debunked. So I didn't mean to have you do a story.

[Tom Griswold]

Any regular readers?

[Chick McGee]

Counterfeit story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sure there are people no longer valid.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. You Apparently.

[Pat Godwin]

Apparently her grandmother hadn't been clean since her grandmother. That's what she said, grandmother.

[Chick McGee]

But apparently you can.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Time for a little bit of our history lesson. Should we do it a little bit late today?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, why not?

[Chick McGee]

I don't care if we ever do it again.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I need the music.

[Chick McGee]

Time now for history. 17. November 17th.

[Pat Godwin]

My son's birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, 17.

[Jess Hooker]

Happy birthday, Jimmy.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy's birthday. Here come Jimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. At the age of 25. Wow. Queen Elizabeth. Elizabeth ascended to the throne in 1958.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Still at 25 though. I mean, real barker.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, in Today's world, most 25s are descending into their parents basements to move in. Yeah, well, times are tough. 1863.

[Chick McGee]

Bought a penis, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Never was, never was a raving beauty.

[Jess Hooker]

A handsome woman, woman.

[Tom Griswold]

She would director, makeup artist. Make it look like I've never been out in the sun. Ever.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

Abraham Lincoln begins the first draft of the Gettysburg Address.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The first. It was. I think it was what, 87 years ago? Late. A million. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How can I make this sound better?

[Chick McGee]

Did you believe. Did you believe that he used to do his homework on a shovel with coal? Did you ever read that?

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what it says. I don't know how would you hand that in? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

In 73. Oh, this is the famous Richard Nixon quote. He was in Orlando, Florida, for some reason.

[Chick McGee]

Shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever. This is the famous quote. I am not a crook. I wonder if he was at Disney World.

[Chick McGee]

The American people.

[Tom Griswold]

It just says here he was in Orlando.

[Bob Kevoian]

He didn't lie. I mean, technically he didn't take anything.

[Chick McGee]

American people should know if their president is a crime or not. I'm not a. I just came down.

[Tom Griswold]

Here to get modeled for the hall of Presidents. By the way. I was at Disney World over the weekend. I did not get a chance to go there. That is my favorite. I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, then I say you didn't go to Disney, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. I. I did Tron instead. Almost made me.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you go down Friday night too? Did you get there in time?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I met him. Friday night was the Christmas party, which was incredible. They got the castles all lit. Fun, endless fireworks. It was a blank last. Let's see. John Leonard releases Double Fantasy, his final album.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that any good?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, half of it.

[Chick McGee]

Only one record though.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll be honest, I'm more of a Julian Lennon fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. 2003, Arnold Schwarzenegger sworn in as governor of California.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Governator.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something.

[Greg Warren]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

He said, that's great. That's a good impression.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you ever feel like you're in the back of his car, like his kids. Yes. And your kids are like talking and you're like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And you're not listening to anything they're saying. Sometimes I feel like that's what he does with us.

[Chick McGee]

We had a consultant come in here a long time ago. You probably don't remember this, but he's now you pointing at me. You're the kid in the back seat tapping him on the shoulder, wanting him to turn and stuff. Yeah, that's. That's when. Yeah, yeah, that happened, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I got rid of that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now, as the aforementioned 1968 NBC cutting away from the Jets Raiders game to air the TV movie Heidi Grandfather.

[Chick McGee]

Grandfather.

[Tom Griswold]

The film Superman premiered in 1978.

[Chick McGee]

You will believe a man can fly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still considered one of the best superheroes movies.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

And Superman 2 even more so, huh? Critically. I.

[Tom Griswold]

The Christopher Reeve.

[Greg Warren]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Was two.

[Pat Godwin]

With the three. The three villains.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw right where they get. And then they're putting that mirror to.

[Pat Godwin]

That was good.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. A couple quick birthdays. Rock Hudson, birth name. Interestingly enough, Rock Hudson's. His birth name was Dwayne Johnson Hudson Hudson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes. Yeah, he was. That's where. Dwayne Johnson, the Rock.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen Dwayne Johnson? The Rock doesn't get other things. Rock Hudson.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the Smashing Machine?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

It's on the page.

[Bob Kevoian]

I really want to.

[Chick McGee]

It's uneven, but the Rock does a really good job. Whoever did the makeups.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the preview looked. He looked terrific. Happy birthday, Danny DeVito.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

He's like four feet tall, right?

[Tom Griswold]

He's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lovable. Yes. Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

He's featured in the commercial with Eli Manning. Eli Manning for Jersey Bikes.

[Chick McGee]

Nope, it's for Jersey Mike.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Howard Dean, who proved that there was a time when a three second video could take you out of the presidential race.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, he's the.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the famous screamer. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he was, wasn't it sounded something like this.

[Chick McGee]

Non presidential.

[Jess Hooker]

What year was that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God, what is it, 2000 or something? Or maybe a little.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say 96, but maybe that was.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we're gonna go to Iowa.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna go there.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel like that's like if we would have had the word back then. That was so Cringe. Yeah, that's what.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Jess Hooker]

Over.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very good. And Happy birthday, Rachel McAdam.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, she's cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

January 19th, 2004.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Damn.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was right.

[Tom Griswold]

You were very good, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have good news from the world of sea otters.

[Chick McGee]

And you know what you'll be right about if you choose simply safe.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Choosing simply say yes, you're exactly right. That's exactly what.

[Bob Kevoian]

This time you're right.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like this.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming back, we've got some interesting stuff coming from the world of animals. And how do you pronounce the guy's name? Is it M. Night Shyamalan? Am I close?

[Bob Kevoian]

Shyamalan.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, when we come back, a little bit of news from that camp on the way. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And Jeff. Oscar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's an I hate Stephen Singer, Sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee over here at the Prize Fix sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We're catch up with a few more news stories from Jess Hooker. What have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Famed suspense movie director M. Night Shyamalan is set to direct a scripted live action series based on Mattel's iconic Magic 8 Ball. And announcing the project on social media, Mr. Shyamalan wrote. Been working on this for a couple of years. Here's who's in. The show aims to reimagine the classic Magic 8 Ball as the centerpiece of a high concept character driven supernatural drama that blends psychological intensity with cultural intrigue.

[Tom Griswold]

I see dumb people.

[Chick McGee]

It's got it all, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

That's what he says.

[Chick McGee]

All I know is the Sixth Sense was pretty good. Well, he's gotten some other pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I liked the ones with the. The one with the Samuel J. Jackson. Bruce. No, that's not it. It's out in the. With the. With the monsters in the woods.

[Bob Kevoian]

The village.

[Chick McGee]

The village. Yeah. I like the village.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the real skinny monsters.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, they had big claws, didn't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. Big red cloaks.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, I guess it's got to the point where they'll.

[Chick McGee]

It's like Elizabeth Moss without makeup. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything that has a recognizable name, they're making a movie out of. Sure, sure. You know, Sleep. The film.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you seen the preview for Toy Story 5?

[Tom Griswold]

I know, it just came out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, the trailer for Story Toy Toys.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, do you know Toy Toy's Coming?

[Tom Griswold]

I have not. I've not seen it. Does it look good? I mean, I love those.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

This one's a hard R. It's interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Sex Toy Story.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. So it's the introduction of the iPad, the tablet. It's kind of a bummer.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So, you know, there's. There's a clip out there that features an adult toy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In the trailer somewhere. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But at least, I mean. So I'm sorry. This new one's called Magic. Is it called Magic 8 Ball?

[Jess Hooker]

It doesn't have a name name yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's called All Signs Point to Failure.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we've run out of ideas. They could have made it with Sam kinison in the 80s and it would have just been a big wad of coke.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. No magic. Just April. Do you want to read another story? A baby sea otter was reunited with its mother Following a dramatic rescue in California's Moral Bay, the marine Mammal center was called to the bay where a two week old sea otter pup had been crying after getting separated from its mother.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody shut that kid up.

[Jess Hooker]

Employees at the center with the help of the Morro Bay Harbor Patrol captured the baby otter and boated around the. And boated it around the area blasting a recording of its cries through a speaker to lure the mother out.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Eventually, eventually a female otter started following the boat. And once they felt certain that she was the right otter, staff lowered the pup into the water. Video shows the mother swimming over to her baby, grabbing her in his arms and swimming off with him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I told you.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go.

[Bob Kevoian]

A shark in a wig.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've been looking for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hello Otter. This is the cutest picture I have ever. This little guy, little face. What a cutie pie.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are cute.

[Tom Griswold]

But we've also had the stories about the otters that. Remember the one where the guy had to have several hundred stitches. He was, he was swimming and was attacked by all those otters.

[Chick McGee]

But don't otters practice cannibalism?

[Bob Kevoian]

They do. Yeah, they do. They often eat their own.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I prefer to. Was that Pearl Jam song. Don't call me Otter.

[Bob Kevoian]

In fact you can, you can read a good book about. About the whole otter path.

[Chick McGee]

Oh really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Otter party.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that TV show. Welcome back Otter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was good with Gabe Kaplan, John Travolta and the one where the old man was always frustrated with them. Why I ought to.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey look, we're at the end of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is worth googling to look at this. To look at the video of this little guy being. Being. Being rescued. It's really, really cool. A couple quick things once again we have have on the Bob and Tom website our pop up store with some cool stuff. Also that orange insoles. 4K TV still at stake. And then starting tomorrow morning you can make your picks for the NFL for another week. We always have those Steven singer gift certificates. 500 bucks worth of great jewelry from I Hate stevensinger dot com. And another thing that we're doing, we're leaving up the special link to Operation Honor Go. It's a great program. Read about it. See if some of you'd like to either volunteer for or make a donation to. Once again go to bobandtom.com look for the link to Operation Honor Guard. And we have some folks that are doing some matching funds so raising some money for a very important, important thing going on in the world of veterans. So get more information like I said, and you can be part of it if you go to bob and tom.com and click on that, click on that, that special link. Also, again, our pigskin pick thing up and running. So we'll be running here from the same spot tomorrow. Hope you can be, too. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios present the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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