The BOB & TOM Show - November 18, 2025

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – November 18, 2025

Main Theme:
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends its signature comedy, topical banter, and sports/news riffs with the spirit of Thanksgiving. The crew delivers a mix of musical bits, jokes, pop culture commentary, and audience interaction touching on pets, football, bizarre foods, holiday traditions, and offbeat news—all with their trademark irreverence.

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Quick Reference (Timestamps)

• [01:34] Thanksgiving Musical Opener
• [06:05] Nostalgia: Old TV shows, Color vs. B&W, School Photos
• [07:01] NFL Week 12 Picks and Football Discussion
• [13:27] Jeep “Duck” Culture Explained
• [18:26] Pet Names and Trends
• [23:51] Bathroom Tech: Bidet Discussion
• [26:05] Shoe-Shining Championships
• [29:57] Todd Snider Tribute
• [34:39] Surprises & Memorable Celebrity Visits
• [36:11] Unicycle Bowling World Record
• [45:10] More on Pet Names: Cats Acting Like Dogs
• [47:02] College Football Coaches, Payouts, and Youth Sports
• [53:34] NFL: Spitting Incident & Player Suspensions
• [59:49] Auto Parts in Football Names Bit
• [63:54] David Rush’s Unicycle Bowling Attempt
• [69:25] Paul & Storm's “Cheetos” Song and Cheetle Dust Story
• [74:41] Tom’s Medical Anxiety (Blood Draw)
• [105:32] Rubber Duck Jeep Origins & Jeep Culture
• [118:44] Plush Stuffed Organs as Gifts
• [131:13] Vintage Thanksgiving Side Dishes That Should Stay Gone
• [146:16] What Are You Bringing to Thanksgiving? (Special Guest: Hoss Ridgeway)
• [150:00] KFC Gravy Flight
• [158:11] Bob & Tom Pop-Up Store & Underwear Bit

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

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Thanksgiving Spirit and Musical Comedy

[01:34] – Musical Opener

• The show launches with a Bob & Tom original Thanksgiving parody song, filled with innuendo, puns, and nostalgic Turkey Day gags.
  • “Check out those breasts. I like their size. How about those legs and juicy thighs?...We're eating turkey.” – Bob Kevoian (01:38)

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Nostalgia: Old TV, School Photos, and Early Tech

[06:05] – TV Memories

• The cast recalls watching The Andy Griffith Show and the childhood divide over black-and-white vs. color programming.

  • “As a kid, you're not too pumped about anything black and white, but sure. No, no, I like it.” – Chick McGee (05:38)

• Discussion on school picture day, the agony and pride of bad childhood photos, and the advent of "retake day".

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NFL, Sports, and Weekly Picks

[07:01/08:11] – NFL Week 12 & Football Talk

• NFL Week 12 picks are open, with the classic ribbing among the team about names like Jerry Jeudy and Dak Prescott (“too trendy” as a name, says Tom), and a contest for listeners to beat Chick McGee at picks ([07:37-08:11]).

• Recaps of Monday Night Football (Cowboys win), discussion of player names and fantasy picks, humorous asides about players’ names and origins.

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Jeep Ducking & Car Culture

[13:27/43:40/105:32] – Jeep Ducks Explained

• Jess Hooker explains the "Jeep duck" trend: Jeep owners leave rubber ducks on each other’s vehicles as a greeting or compliment, now fully embraced by Jeep (hidden 'duck' Easter eggs, etc.)

  • “[Mental Floss] has uncovered the ducky’s origin story... Alison Parliament stopped and bought a rubber duck and wrote 'Nice Jeep' on it and placed it on a Jeep in the parking lot. The post went viral.” – Jess Hooker (105:36)

• Ongoing debate: Do only Wrangler owners wave? Should other car enthusiasts join in? (The team riffs on car kinship and silly in-group traditions.)

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Pet Name Trends & Animal Stories

[18:26/45:10]

• Mailbag features: listeners share their favorite pet names (e.g. “Stinky Dan”), debate over whether people give their pets human names, and Tom tells of his Italian street cats, Fluff and Puff.

• Trending pet names:

  • For dogs: Elfie, Suki, Mufasa, Oswald, Luther, etc.

  • For cats: Tater, Milton, Stewie.

  • “I'm on board with Tater because I like gravy.” – Jess Hooker (22:15)

• Extended riff: do pets get 'middle names' when in trouble? (At Hooker’s house, “Marie” is assigned to misbehavers.)

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Bathroom Innovations – Bidet Chat

[23:51]

• Discussion of bidet attachments, their aim and comfort, and stories about accidental or “surprise” bidet experiences.

  • “My only encounter with the bidet, I was not expecting it... I was really, really tired, and I just sat down in this toilet.” – Tom Griswold (23:55)

• Tom relates being startled awake by an unexpected splash, setting off a comic debate about accuracy, technique, and the feasibility of “DIY” bidets.

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Shoe-Shining as Sport

[26:05]

• Anecdote about the (real) World Shoe Shining Championships, its surprising appeal, and flights of fancy about shoe-related competitions in the US and abroad.
• The team riffs on shoeshine as a lost art and the possibility of bringing shoes on trips just to get them shined at the airport.

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Remembering Todd Snider

[29:57]

• The team pays tribute to the late songwriter Todd Snider, a show regular, mentioning classic appearances and encouraging fans to find shared videos online.

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World Records and Gimmicks

[63:54] – David Rush’s Unicycle Bowling

• Idaho’s David Rush sets a record for most bowling balls carried while riding a unicycle (7 balls).
  • Visual humor around his attire and method, plus the usual playful skepticism about world record qualifications.
  • “He does great... but that helmet does give it that look like he's already had brain damage.” – Tom (66:09)

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The “Cheetle” Saga: Cheetos Get Reformulated

[69:25/78:23/102:14]

• Paul & Storm’s Cheetos song leads into a discussion about Cheetos “Cheetle” dust—its official name, and PepsiCo’s plan to change the formula to remove “Cheetle fingers” (the orange powder).

  • “PepsiCo says the reformulated snacks will taste the same, but without the bright, telltale orange dust...” – Jess Hooker (79:16)

• The team is divided: traditionalists object to changing the classic snack, others wonder what’s in the new “clean” Cheetos, and debate whether removing dyes will lessen the snack’s unique experience.

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Medical Anxiety Bit

[74:41] – Tom’s Blood Draw

• Tom nervously discusses his upcoming bloodwork, the importance of a skilled “phlebotomist,” and the team's sharing of needle, vein, and worst-case scenarios—all with plenty of absurd exaggeration.

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Offbeat News: Plush Stuffed Organs

[118:44]

• The team discovers plush toys representing body parts (intestines, rectums, testicles, and more) by artist Wendy Bryan. The potential for gag gifts, get-well presents after surgery, and anatomy lessons is gleefully explored.
  • “Can you imagine if your kid got that, became their sort of 'lovey'? 'We can't leave until we find Jenny's rectum.'” – Tom (120:16)

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Vintage Thanksgiving Dishes – What Should Stay Extinct?

[131:13]

• They read and judge a list of “retired” Thanksgiving side dishes, including:

  • Cranberry-mayo-jello candle

  • Pork Cake (“sweet, savory cake made with salt pork...”)

  • Creamed Onions

  • Jellied Turkey Salad

  • Suet Pudding

  • Hot Dr. Pepper (“heated soda drink with lemon”)

  • Deviled Ham Stuffing

  • “Mayonnaise and jello? Absolutely dreadful.” – Tom (134:00)

  • “What if they're secretly delicious? We just haven't tried.” – Chick (134:23)

Reactions range from horror to curiosity, with some dishes sparking guilty nostalgia.

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KFC’s “Gravy Flight”

[150:00]

• The show highlights KFC’s “gravy flight” (three flavors included in their new family meal), musing over culinary flights (beer, wine, soup, now gravy) and whether cheddar gravy counts as a gravy sacrilege or innovation.

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Guest: Hoss Ridgeway – Comedian & Pastor

[127:32/139:39]

• Interview with Pastor and comedian Hoss Ridgeway. Discussion covers his comedy/church blend, being a big guy, family life, and Thanksgiving at a preacher’s home:
  • “There’s three preachers and one disappointment.” – Hoss Ridgeway (147:16)
  • On grace at Thanksgiving: “Whoever makes eye contact with dad first... he always says we can’t eat anything before the prayer because it’ll spoil in your stomach.” (147:36)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On knowingly bad world records:

  • “If I understand it, he currently has more world records than anyone else.” – Tom (67:40)
  • “That’s the way you understand it?” – Bob (67:56)

• Thanksgiving Leftovers Hack:

  • “The day after Thanksgiving, I take all the leftovers, mix them together to make filling for a pot pie. It's a huge hit at our house.” – Listener Letter (28:15)

• On Pet Names:

  • “Everybody that gets in trouble at our house, your middle name is immediately Marie. James Marie. Garth Marie.” – Jess Hooker (22:30)

• On DIY Bidets:

  • “Do you have enough room to get a squeeze bottle down there?” – Tom
  • “That's what girls have to do when we take a urine sample.” – Jess (25:44)

• On Cheetle:

  • “Say goodbye to Cheetle fingers... the cheese flavored dust officially called Cheetle that sticks to your skin and is notoriously hard to wipe off.” – Jess (78:25)
  • “Who wipes it off? Don’t you just lick it off?” – Chick (78:43)

• On Wave Etiquette for Car Owners:

  • “I don’t think a Wrangler should wave to a Jeep Cherokee.” – Chick (41:44)

• On Plush Rectums:

  • “Can you imagine if your kid got that became their sort of lovey?... 'We can't leave until we find Jenny's rectum.'” – Tom (120:16)

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Running Jokes and Callbacks

• Tom’s pedantic corrections of trivial points (i.e., shoe customs, saucers vs. plates, etc.)
• Chick’s mock-exasperation at Tom’s detail-focus and trivia tangents
• Bob’s deadpan literalism and penchant for dad jokes (“What’s a henway? About sixteen pounds!” [62:47])
• Recurring debate over who should wave at whom while driving certain cars
• “As I understand it...” as a running CYA gag for dubious facts
• Thanksgiving food shaming vs. secret love of kitsch dishes

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Tone & Style

The show maintains a breezy, quick-witted, and off-the-cuff vibe, propelled by sharp banter and sincere curiosity about listeners’ lives and American quirks. Good-natured ribbing sits alongside genuine affection, especially when addressing traditions, odd news, and longtime fans’ letters. The team’s humor ranges from clever puns and innuendo to classic observational snark. Even when discussing morbid or gross-out topics, the group is more playful than mean-spirited, always keeping the mood light and inclusive.

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Final Notes

• Ads, intros, and outros were omitted to focus on the content.
• Key segments are grouped by theme, with timestamps for reference.
• The episode is particularly rich with Thanksgiving talk, quirky news, and affectionate audience interaction.

For those who missed the episode, this summary should provide a vivid walk-through of The BOB & TOM Show’s unique brand of comedy, community, and holiday spirit.

Transcript

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[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just love this time of year, don't you, Jer?

[Tom Griswold]

I sure do, Dino.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tis the season. Check out those breasts. I like their size. How about those legs and juicy thighs? My tongue is flapping. Oh, stop your yapping. We're eating turkey. Yeah, we invited our family. They only came here cause dinner's free. Do they really hate us? Pass the potatoes. We're eating turkey. Ivan, when we first saw that turkey, he ran around and clucked. Gobble, gobble.

[Commercial Announcer]

And when I pulled out that hatchet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no.

[Bob Kevoian]

He knew that he was plucked wishbone. It breaks apart. Pull on my finger, you'll smell a ding. What a sensation. It's flatulation from eating turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Medic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody light a match. I really love the white meat. It's great when you want a snack. Once you've tried the dark meat, you never will go back.

[Tom Griswold]

I ate too much.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's time to leave. Oh, I drank too much. It's time to heave. We've eaten our fill, but all next week we'll eat turkey. I'll be drinking turkey, pally. That's Wild Turkey on the rise. By the way, Dino, how was your date last night? Well, let's just say that I butterballed her.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean she was ugly like a turkey?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but she was a gobbler.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope she enjoyed the stuffing.

[Bob Kevoian]

She laughed up the gravy. You are correct, sir. Hello, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Ladies, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom, do you remember the girl from Uncle Stephanie Powers. I believe she played April Dancer. Always wore a turtleneck shirt. That's who Jess Hooker looks like this morning. A secret agent April Dancer and girl.

[Tom Griswold]

From UNCLE who were the bad guys?

[Bob Kevoian]

Thrush.

[Tom Griswold]

Thrush. As opposed to Specter.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't. It wasn't like a mouth infection.

[Tom Griswold]

What other infections they decided they might.

[Bob Kevoian]

Want to go with that would have been bad? Hey, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee over here at the Prize pick sports desk. And hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you noticed this receiver for the Browns, Jerry? Judy.

[Bob Kevoian]

J E U D Y Judy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you hear Goober from the Andy Griffith show in your head doing his famous Judy, Judy, Judy?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're aware of that, right, Josh? Judy, Judy, Judy.

[Chick McGee]

The Cary Grant thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That I guess is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he never said it, but you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess I know. No, yeah, Goober Gomer said it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, I don't think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Cary Grant.

[Tom Griswold]

And then maybe he did after the fact.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you probably watched Andy Griffith on.

[Chick McGee]

Nickelodeon when I was. I remember being a kid and if you were sick, that would show during the day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, it was fine. Yeah, it was fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom and I caught it first run, didn't we? We were very lucky we caught the premieres.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, as a kid, you're not too pumped about anything black and white, but sure. No, no, I like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, isn't that interesting? Because once again, it was all black and white when.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and I love black and white now. It's crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there used to be.

[Tom Griswold]

But you said you're not going to watch Citizen Kane until they color.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

There used like a touchstone for people. What year was it when you got your first color tv? Or like, tell me you're old without telling me you're old.

[Tom Griswold]

For those that have kids, obviously they do the school photos now. By the way, does your. Does your school do retake day?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

We did not have retake.

[Tom Griswold]

We did not have retake day. I think I've mentioned this before. My mother's favorite picture of me. I think I've had one cold sore my entire life.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've got this syphilitic looking thing the size of a thumbprint on my chin. I swear to you, that was on my. That photograph was on my mother's bureau ever since that was taken. But yeah, we have retake day.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I never let my kids do retakes if it was a bad picture, we're going to embrace it and it's going to be funny later. Yeah. We just never did retakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But. And I don't know what year it was when school photography went from black and white to color. That would probably be early 60s, I.

[Jess Hooker]

Was going to say. I feel like I can look at my dad's school, like class pictures. And when they switched to color, I have all those albums. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it was. I think it was 60s. But I just thought I would mention the Cleveland Browns because we have some interesting news from the NFL.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As we get ready for week 12, concerning the Browns. Yeah. Who's going to start?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's Shador Sanders. Gabriel's Dylan, who's tiny. He's a tiny guy. He's just hooker size. He's like five feet tall, itty bitty. He is in the concussion protocol.

[Tom Griswold]

But Shador is going to be starting at a pretty rough, rough opening.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we'll see. Well, maybe he'll, you know, maybe he'll come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, coach him out. I bring it up because week 12 begins, which means you've got an opportunity right now to take your shot at your NFL picks. Go to bobandtom.com contest, get this done. Because at stake each Week is a $500 gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Just make your picture. Don't have to go against the spread, and you could be a big winner. We'll look forward to you calling us up and challenging Chick Magee sometime later this week, probably Thursday morning. So you've got a little bit of time before the Thursday night game.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get that done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, last night, Monday Night Football, some of us, though, are Raiders fans and some of us don't watch the game until later today. So I will not tell you that. The Cowboys won 33, 16 last night and it wasn't that close. There you go. See, he's safe. Let's see. Dak Prescott throws four touchdown passes. He was very good. If you had another child, Tom, would you consider naming that child boy or girl Dakota?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it's too trendy.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what Dak is short for.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea I had a dog named Dax. D, A, X. Yeah. Because Dax, he was from Australia.

[Chick McGee]

Was he an Australian shepherd?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so you didn't have a Dax shepherd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah. Hey now. Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

I never thought about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the other dog was far more intelligent. It was Amy smart. It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was A little guy. A little guy from. From Australia. And so I. Dax, apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you had. Dunder was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Dunder was a golden retriever, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was from Australia as well.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I thought you got done.

[Tom Griswold]

He was flown over from Australia. Beautiful little guy. He. But Dax, a slang term for pants.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

In Australia they call him Dax.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that'd be pretty funny. Funny. So he was Dax, but they call brekkie.

[Bob Kevoian]

They call breakfast brekkie.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you go out with a woman and. And you. It's a. It's an amazing evening, you know, and you make a connection and you have. It's called rooting. I gave her a route. It was a good. It was a good route.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a rooting last night. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you root her stuff?

[Tom Griswold]

Like root, root, root for the home team?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll try to get to all of these.

[Bob Kevoian]

Work that in, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

I'll try.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We opened up with one of the classics from the Bob and Tom Band and Orchestra featuring Dean and Jerry Eden. Turkey. And we have more turkey news, of course. And we have news about side orders from the past that some of which I think are pretty cool. But this is a list of things they say should never be served at Thanksgiving. But I'm. I'm on board for a couple of them. We'll. We'll see what they are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who do you think came up with the scenario during like a Charlie Chaplin or a hobo movie that they would cook their shoe and eat it?

[Jess Hooker]

Who.

[Tom Griswold]

Who.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who do you think came up? Was that like the script writer or is that the comic or. Yeah, but you've seen it, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The tongs and they take out of the boiling water.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And the laces are still on the shoe.

[Bob Kevoian]

They make a big deal out of it. They rub their hands together like they're really going to enjoy this shoe pump.

[Pat Godwin]

It is cow leather.

[Tom Griswold]

You could survive, I guess, I would imagine. Wouldn't it be poison once it's been.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, with all the dyes. Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm thinking. I don't know. I wouldn't recommend it, probably. If you're in that position, I hope you can find a nice qualified public servant to help you out. Get some lunch. I hope there's someone there with a food bank rather than eating your shoes. We have a lot of mail. Of course. We're going to get to that in just a few minutes. I just wanted to start off with this one. Anybody Ever been to Poland?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love this joke. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No. We have a letter from Krakow, Poland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

From Mr. Lennon visiting in Krakow. He said, good news, Tom. If you happen to go to the same hotel I meant in, in Krakow, you will be able to stand one of the upper floors because they do indeed have Otis elevators. You know, you know, I'm brand loyal. Those Otis folks, they do great work. So he also says, try the pierogies. I'll. We'll do that, Pat. Thank you very much. Now, what's coming up in the world of sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

Virginia Tech has a new football coach. You will be familiar with his name if you follow college football. Jamar Chase of the Bengals, suspended and fined for coughing up a loogie. The New York jets have announced that they're going to start a new quarterback this season. This, this coming Sunday. They're going to play. It was Justin Fields. Now it's going to be Tyrod Taylor. Joining only a couple other players. Cadillac Williams and Jim Auto Parts. Jim Otto.

[Tom Griswold]

Name auto. Graham Otto.

[Bob Kevoian]

Graham. That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a pretty good list at one point of all these.

[Bob Kevoian]

You Joint Williams. Remember him?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember you.

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably not. He didn't have a very good career. And the tallest player in the NBA got hurt last night.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hopefully we'll hear from Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Hit his head?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he hurt his left calf.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

But due to the length of it, doctors will be climbing the north face of his left calf later. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, a little. I found a nice story for you. You drive Jeep.

[Jess Hooker]

I do, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a story about the whole Jeep duck thing. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you were in that for. You were into that for a little.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't. I don't. No, I don't. I had. Yeah. Some people have left ducks on my Jeep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

And yeah, I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't understand the origin. We have the origin story neither.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that Jeep is fully embracing it.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

And there, there are NYGAs in the newer Jeeps. There are hidden duck clues.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow, that's fun. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, actually, it built into the vehicle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. They used to do just like an outline of the Jeep and they would call those Easter eggs. And each Jeep had a different place where you would find a little Jeep somewhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll find out about. If you've been wondering about the. Or even don't even know about the Jeep and the rubber duck, we're going to explain that to you right now. This is a really cool thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're called Aura Frames technology, Tom. That's what this is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of blowing my mind. And it's, it's spelled A U R A. And as you create memories for the holidays, this might be a gift you might want to give early. The way it works is it's, it's obviously, it's a frame. It's about the size of a laptop and you've seen the ones where you can store photographs in it and they rotate. This one you can give to somebody and then you can actually access it while maybe there in Peoria and you're in Cleveland, you can add photos to it. It's really cool. It's a great gift. You can preload it before you give it to somebody. It's a beautiful frame. And it's all digital, of course. And for limited [e-mail] you get 45 bucks off their best selling Carver mat frames, by the way, named number one by wire cutter. And they're pretty difficult to please at Wirecutter. If you're familiar with it, use the promo code tom when you go to auraframes.com and again, the spelling is A U R A A U R A frames dot com. The promo code is TOM. This is one of those Black Friday things that's already started. You can say it's a combination of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. It's the best deal of the year. And these are really cool. We're going to get one of these up and running and give you a demonstration here in the studio. So get great photos of your kids, et cetera, et cetera. And once again, a terrific gift, especially when you have access to this thing and you can use it from a distance and fill it up with more cool photographs. So get all the details by going to auraframes.com once again, it's a U R A frames.com a really cool, unusual gift in our little contemporary world of all kinds of digital everything. Pat Godwin's got some songs for us coming up and I will once again urge you to check out bobandtom.com contest. We still have that 4K TV from Orange Insouls. We're gonna be giving that baby away and of course, make your NFL picks and if you have a chance, check out Operation Honor Guard. We're going to keep that open and keep taking donations for this great charity until Thanksgiving. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, got a song coming up from Pat. Tom, is that what you said coming up?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe so, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very, very soon. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's time to check out some letters and as you know, we love to hear from you. A Bob and [e-mail] or you can leave us alone.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a starter over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Dear Bob and Top Show. Just listen to you guys think about and talk about dog names. And the best dog names have human names. Well, this is from Sarah in Wisconsin. I had Katie, Charlie, Brandy and Danny. We call him Dan. And as he got older, we then called him Stinky Dan. Boy, that I've got a Golden. She's 13 and the gas that comes out of her is magnificent.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a special. Oh, special something to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she had English Springer spaniel.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, lovely. Yeah. We had an article yesterday about the the new trending names of dogs and a lot of them were from like K Pop.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And video games and other interesting things.

[Bob Kevoian]

This one from Randolph. Don't forget cats he says, my step. My stepdad had a cat named Eddie. After Eddie passed away, he had his next cat, Eric. Eric.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these guitar players. Is this a Van Halen classic?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. And then Bob, after. So he had Eddie, Eric and Bob. His most recent cat was named Chucky. I asked him why he gives them human names. He said, because it's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I had cats.

[Chick McGee]

I had Sam, and I had Frank.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the. The Brat Pack. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

My cats were Fluffy and Puff. So they weren't exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if Jess knows that. You had to pick up Puff and. Or Fluff at one point, didn't you? An airplane. I was gonna let Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you were looking for an answer.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

They were just street cats in Milan, Italy. My sister had been living there, but she had to move to London. And you couldn't, at the time take live animals into England.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I caught a plane.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I brought them back to the United States.

[Jess Hooker]

And they were street cats.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they. Yeah, they'd been. We'd gotten them sorted out.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They spoke English, a slight Italian accent.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Which is always cute.

[Tom Griswold]

But she named them Fluff and Puff and Happy. Happy apparently went out into the streets and never came back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So I hope she was happy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Fluff and Puff.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah. They were sweet. They. And they both lived to be nearly 20.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. So you have a cat, right?

[Jess Hooker]

I do. Garth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Garth.

[Jess Hooker]

Garth is our cat and James is our dog. Yeah, there you go. And our dog before this was Robert.

[Tom Griswold]

So you go. You go the formal.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was Robert. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the number one dog name in America, according to the American Kennel Club, is Max.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, but again, the list we had yesterday where the newer names that are trending up, that have gone up the most in the course of the last year, and most of them I'd never heard of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I can't remember what they were offhand, but I can look them up for you. Oh, yeah, Here we go. Elfie, Suki, Roomie, Mufasa, Oswald. What did we figure out what that's all about?

[Jess Hooker]

We thought that might be related to the Penguin. Oswald Cobblepot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That was a big HBO show.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

From Batman. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Penguin.

[Bob Kevoian]

From Batman.

[Tom Griswold]

Luther.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what?

[Chick McGee]

Luther?

[Tom Griswold]

Not the Reformation.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not. Not Martin Luther.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Idris Elba is a police detective. His name is Luther. Maybe. Maybe they're really out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Brookie and Gibby. Those are. Those are the ones that have supposedly increased the most. And for cats, Tater, Milton, and Stewie were the ones that have.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm on board with Tater because I like gravy. Yeah, there you go. Does gravy have a middle name?

[Chick McGee]

No, I haven't given her a middle name.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'll have to ask her what it is. She'll tell me.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, she will?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. When she gets in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I'll ask her. Maybe that's why she hasn't told me yet.

[Jess Hooker]

Everybody. Anybody that gets in trouble at our house, your middle name is immediately Marie. James Marie. Garth. Marie.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in trouble.

[Bob Kevoian]

Joshua Marie.

[Chick McGee]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is related to something that Josh talked about. Josh has added to his bathroom facility. An aftermarket bidet.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're quite fond of.

[Chick McGee]

I. Yeah, yeah, I like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have bidet envy.

[Tom Griswold]

And it had to be properly plumbed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. That's.

[Chick McGee]

It's not. Not difficult.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Well, I was kind of wondering about the water temperature. Does it have, like, a little heating device in it or does it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it comes out at a nice place.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, whatever you. And you can. You can make it as cold or as hot as you want, and you.

[Bob Kevoian]

It has a dial to adjust the temperature.

[Tom Griswold]

Remote.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it have to. Does it have to. Do you have to wait a couple minutes before you use it?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's all. It's all good to go. It's like a little tiny water heater on there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a. Is there a camera in the nozzle so you can see.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

There isn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

There should be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the laser.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what this gets to. This comes to us from Mr. Thurston, currently driving a truck in Salt Lake City, Utah. He goes, you were talking about bidets. A quick question for anyone who's ever tried one. The accuracy of the spray is unbelievable. Has anyone ever received such a direct hit that it made their eyes water? I'm asking for a friend.

[Chick McGee]

That'S dead on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My only encounter with the bidet, I was not expecting it. It was after a very long travel day in Colorado a couple months ago, and I sat down. Oh, it was a. We'd rented this condo, which I'd never been in before, and I was really, really tired, and I just sat down in this toilet.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you didn't notice that the bidet was.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know. I honestly did not.

[Jess Hooker]

You could miss it.

[Bob Kevoian]

But a lot of the hotels that have bidets have like a separate.

[Tom Griswold]

And then once I got. Once I had the shocking squirt, I looked over and this was like a built in. This must have come with the. It was. It was like a thermostat on the wall.

[Bob Kevoian]

On the wall?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was built in. I mean, this was a really nice piece of work.

[Chick McGee]

That's a bad bidet. You don't want a bidet that just goes off.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I don't know what happened. It must have some kind of a sensor. I don't know if it's an odiferous. I don't know what got it to fire off, but I was. I was really shocked.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Same time mildly turned on? I gotta tell you. All right, is it. Is it what it's as? Someone described it in a letter. It helped clean the peanut butter out of the shag carpet.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. Do they have like a hand? Like a squeeze. Like a little squeeze bottle that. You can bidet yourself that way? Maybe, but you don't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

How would you do that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it seems a little awkward.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you reach down and spray it up a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you'd be getting it all over the floor.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, are you standing while you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not gonna Using the bathroom. You're gonna reach underneath between your legs?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, why not? Don't you have enough room? What do you got? Oh, oh, that's right. Sorry, the hog prohibits you reaching down there. It's just too massive. I. I should have known. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't even imply that. I just really. Who has enough room to get a.

[Chick McGee]

Squeeze bottle down there?

[Tom Griswold]

And then you would be. It would be squeeze. It would be splashing all over your hand. You'd be getting.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what girls have to do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

When we have to take a urine sample, we have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Maneuver things down there.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't hover.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I guess you could.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I'm sorry. Back to you, chick at the letter desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Tom's love of shoeshine reminded me of a photo I took. And this gentleman, Chad, he says he took a photo at the first world championship of shoe shining at the George R. Brown Convention center in Houston, Texas. There they are. Nobody was getting any shoe shined on that day, but the chairs were being.

[Tom Griswold]

Put to good use.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's four guys in shoeshine chairs and they're all asleep. Can we. Can we zoom in a little bit? Let's see that them. And then I Went online to find out where, and evidently there's conflicting reports. It wasn't in Houston. It was in Philadelphia. The American World Shoe Shining Championships. But the International Shoe Shining Championships were in London. And apparently. Apparently this is absolutely a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I like a nice shine pair of shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they look for brilliance and depth of shine. Wow. When you're. When you're competing.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy at the airport here. Does he.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does he remember you? See you coming?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so. The problem is now, because when I went to Orlando over the weekend, I wore athletic shoes. Because if you have to take them off and I. I can't figure out if you do or not anymore, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the protocol? Would it be okay to bring another pair of shoes and in a piece of luggage and take them out and have them shine those? I mean, as long as you pay them, I guess, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be fine. Yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an interesting idea. I never thought about that.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a department store here in the shoe section that you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

They have a whole shoe shine thing. You can just go and sit and.

[Tom Griswold]

Have your shoe closer. It could give me the name of that. Just one word. I've got another letter over here.

[Jess Hooker]

Lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

I was driving my daughter to school, and she looked out into the field and said, oh, look at all the giraffe.

[Chick McGee]

Ducks, Geese, swans.

[Tom Griswold]

I said, you mean geese? She said, yes. She said, what's wrong with them? Because it's obviously the long necks.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Their necks are too long.

[Bob Kevoian]

She said, their next is long.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the day after Thanksgiving, I take all the leftovers, mix them together to make filling for a pot pie. It's a huge hit at our house.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a great idea.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

So how would you. How would you do that? Would you get a.

[Jess Hooker]

You would just get two additional pie shells, like when you're getting your groceries. And. Yeah. You could line the bottom of the pie pan, layer it however you'd like. Oh, yeah, put the top on.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a great. And you would just bake it for a while.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's soup with a roof.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the ultimate hack, by the way, is don't worry about making your own pie crust. Buy your pie crust. Concentrate on the filling. That's what you should do. Tom, it's just like pizza crust. Don't worry about making the dough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I know. I buy the. I buy the dough at usually a Trader Joe's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they also have the ones that they're already, you know, laid out in a circle and ready to go. But that's a boy. That is pot pie. That's a, that's a smart idea. Thank you, Mr. Garcia. Excellent, excellent idea from post Thanksgiving. We should play some of our Thanksgiving classics coming up, really on a serious note, someone had a chance to watch some of the things we've posted featuring the late Todd Snyder. Sadly, Todd died late last week. We put up some of the videos. Todd was on our show many, many times, including we don't have a video of his first appearance on the show is when his very first album came out and he was singing all right Guy. But we do have some of that audio. We're going to be digging around and grabbing that. There's a number of really good pieces on our social media with Todd. There's one with Todd and Duke that is really, really great. And one of our letter writers that wanted to say thanks. So if you get a chance, you can fish around and find some of this, find some of this stuff out there. Coming up in sports and more letters. But coming up in sports, Monday Night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Football last night the Cowboys winning beating the Raiders in Las Vegas 3316 Dak Prescott, four touchdown passes. Jamar Chase has been suspended and the jets have made a quarterback change and the Falcons have also those Falcon Falcons have made a couple changes.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the most expensive spit in history.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, the spitting Jamar Chase.

[Tom Griswold]

The I believe it's going to cost him several hundred thousand dollars a game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's making, he's making a good a nice salary. He's comfortable. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No car payment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very comfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, I'll urge you football fans or just anyone, go to bob and tom.com contest. Make your picks before Thursday night's game you could win yourself that gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Check out the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com also we got our pop up shop. I forgot about that. Ms. Hooker did a great job getting that organized. And over there right behind Chick, you can see some of those cool shirts, sweatshirts and T shirts and the hats. They make great gifts for yourself. Check it out. The Bob and Tom pop up Shop at our website. And while you're there, we've also got that 4K TV from Orange Insole. So there's a lot going on over there. Coming up in the news, a fascinating thing for Jeep owners, the origin of the whole duck thing. We have the words gravy flight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you do the wave when you're. You see the same car that you're driving coming at you, you wave it at. Well, the other driver.

[Tom Griswold]

I was aware of the Jeep thing. I didn't really realize it really only applies to Jeep. To the Jeep, not to the Grand Cherokee, which is what I had, I think Any.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Any car.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're driving the same car, you could, Right. You're driving a PT Cruiser. You're gonna give them a little PT Cruiser. You're gonna give him the wave.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, do you. Yeah. I got the little baby car. See another guy in a little baby car. I wave at the guy in the other baby car.

[Jess Hooker]

Now, the PT Cruiser is the Cruiser bruiser. You punch whoever you're with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, a really exciting headline there. This is fascinating. A scientist. This is a sign, a story from Live Science. Were there female topless gladiators in ancient Rome? And the answer is yes, and we're going to find out about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

So hope is alive, is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's alive for. What is his name? Ridley Scott. To make Gladiator 3.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

That's chicks.

[Bob Kevoian]

That used to be the most chilling words in Hollywood. Directed by Ridley Scott or something. Maybe, maybe not.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, comedians Kostaki Economopoulos and Hoss Ridgeway. God, I love that name. Is Haas a badass?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'd say so.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm, I'm anticipating a guy like six. Six.

[Jess Hooker]

You're close.

[Tom Griswold]

280, all muscle.

[Jess Hooker]

You're close.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well good. That'll be fun. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Coming up later today, comedian Hoss Ridgeway. Right now he's on the way to the show. Hopefully. He's probably stopping for fresh horses somewhere. And then we'll talk with comedian Kasaki. Economists, listen, take a look at the NFL. There's Jess Hooker. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick Begee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Two words I've always wanted to see in a headline together. Unicycle and bowling. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I am, I'm, I'm intrigued.

[Tom Griswold]

At first I thought, oh, this has got to be cool. You've got a bull while riding a unicycle. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. But would you raise the lane or lower the unicycle?

[Tom Griswold]

But it turns Out. That's not exactly what it is, but it does involve my good friend David R. One of these days. And we've had some surprises lately, in case you didn't hear about it. Friday, the very fine actor and now my. I guess he's my new favorite human being.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you were gonna say new best friend there for a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no. Hugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot his name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jack.

[Chick McGee]

This is awesome that you forgot his name.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is really awesome that he's looking around for help.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking for help. I'm kidding.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

A few.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Jack, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

You forgot us. Okay, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fine if you did. That was a great surprise, wasn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was. It was. It was wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

And you guys always. You poo poo on my surprise.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you had nothing to do with that surprise. Just admit that you had.

[Tom Griswold]

Zero.

[Jess Hooker]

Zero.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I don't want to throw you under the bus, bud, but why didn't have anything to do with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you dislike surprises? It seems like you would.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate surprises.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I don't know why that is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm saying. But you guys were indeed surprised. I'm not taking credit for it. I'm just saying. I. I told you. Oh, I don't know about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell you something. But between all of us in here, we've got one pretty good brain. Okay? And you're not gonna pull anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I said we. I've got a surprise coming up, and you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you surprised?

[Tom Griswold]

Then Hugh Jackman walks in here, and you guys. Oh, that was cool. How about the time? How about the time Joe Theisman. Okay, that was pretty. You're one of your favorite human beings.

[Bob Kevoian]

All of a sudden, and he still is. But to my point, that's two times in 40 years.

[Pat Godwin]

Grocery store cake or a live Kingsman album.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, or some. Or some.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cashier. You met with an interesting voice or surprise. Or some server that one eyes lower than the other.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the guy that could mimic backwards records?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bad. Real bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Exciting.

[Jess Hooker]

You brought him in here?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. He did it live for us one morning. Oh, great. So I couldn't even deal with it by making fun of it. I had to sit here and go, yes, that is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's quite a skill. We'll see. But one of these days. One of these days, I think David Rush could walk in here, maybe do a world record in our parking lot. Wouldn't that be great?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? One of the things that you did. It wasn't a surprise, but. And we arranged. It was the bassoon quartet. I enjoyed that very much. And you. And you keep saying you're gonna bring him back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can do that.

[Chick McGee]

Happens.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. I just saw my bassoon buddy of the other day.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you run into a bassoon buddy?

[Chick McGee]

We've gotten to the point where we need shows now. Chicken Tom show.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Followed by everyone else.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Happily do 10 to 2.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Because if you're gonna keep pimping him with some of this stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

Just as guilty as he is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Am I.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Am I making trouble now?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Would you continue to set him up for the same stuff?

[Pat Godwin]

You pimped the cat story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to take a look at what you're saying. We all know it's. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's move forward here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any more letters?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I'm 44 years old and I've been listening to you for as long as I can remember. I drive a white 1997 Chevy Silverado pickup. I regularly get waves from other people driving a Silverado. I always wave, even if I. If I don't wave first. Oh. I always weigh.

[Chick McGee]

So they've got a kinship.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a thing or is he just trying to.

[Bob Kevoian]

It doesn't have to be a thing. Thing. If it's a thing between him and another Silverado driver.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a thing because the Jeep is a thing.

[Jess Hooker]

The Jeep is a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. But again, it's. It's just the wrangler people.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. There's people now saying that you don't. The. The wave is for all Jeeps and the ducks are for all Jeep.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think a Wrangler should wave to a Jeep. Jerry.

[Jess Hooker]

Turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I think.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's mixing the.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just on price point alone. They have no.

[Jess Hooker]

You wave at people with your same car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

I know I do.

[Jess Hooker]

I wave. Yes, you might. You're not friendly enough.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm waving.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh and I. Josh and I sat down and we made a list of things that were wrong with me. Number one was I wasn't friendly enough.

[Jess Hooker]

So how was I not invited to this meeting?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you'd be too biased. And my point is. So Josh said. Yeah. And he gave me a couple tips of being friendly. And one of them. I think it was number Three. I should wave to someone driving the same car that I am.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

I always wave at. When I go slowly through construction zones and I do drive slowly because those people are working.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I always wave and 99% of the time they wave back.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I always wave and smile at them too.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, I, I, I wave at them too.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you don't see.

[Bob Kevoian]

And she doesn't believe that.

[Chick McGee]

That was number seven.

[Tom Griswold]

That was number. Yes. I don't think I, I just, I think the Jeep. Waving to other jeeps is a, that's their thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That they invented and. Yeah. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you can have other models.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I drove a, I had three or four actually, Jeep Grand Cherokees.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Over the course of time and I was doing it and then someone explained to me, no, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I have a Grand Cherokee now too. And I don't wave another Grand Cherokee.

[Tom Griswold]

You only, you're only supposed to do it if you're around Wrangler.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. And the, but the unfortunate part is when you're not driving a Jeep and you see another Jeep and you forget you're not, you're in, you're not in your Jeep.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of my.

[Jess Hooker]

Kind of. Yeah, I did that. I do that a lot, Jake.

[Chick McGee]

I have heard ever, growing up, anybody with the same make and model, if they waved the other person right. Okay, so it is a thing. But I, Yeah, but it's definitely a Jeep thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jeep wrangler thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the duck thing is definitely a Jeep thing. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Getting ducked. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I've never. I love a Jeep wrangler, but it's why I've never bought one. Because I don't want to be found in some. Honestly, I don't want to be found slammed up against the telephone pole with my corpse surrounded by a bunch of bloody rubber ducks.

[Tom Griswold]

Today we have coming up, the origin story of the rubber ducks.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And the whole Jeep thing, which is, which is really interesting. Also we have a breaking story from ancient Egypt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, kind of a breaking story from ancient.

[Tom Griswold]

Some new science out of ancient Egypt. That's actually quite interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta get there. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then a really odd story about a successful artist who has made some creations that are now readily available on Amazon. They're kind of like stuffed animals, but they're different. And we'll find out how different they are when we return. Also, we have a sporting news coming up and I'll urge you once again to go to bobandtom.com contest. Make your picks. You could win that Stephen Singer $500 gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Make your picks for week 12 in the NFL. Check out the orange insoles 4k TV. You could win. And also so check out the Bob and Tom pop up shop with a bunch of cool shirts that are there. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

November is heating up for U.S. soccer. United States need to be a little more nasty. Make international friendlies for the men.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Callum, that was nasty. And a black Friday friendly for the women.

[Bob Kevoian]

Expectations have always been here for this team. We understand that. Listen anywhere on the go with the.

[Tom Griswold]

Westwood one sports app.

[Bob Kevoian]

And for behind the scenes stories, catch.

[Tom Griswold]

The U. S. Soccer podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, do we have an episode for you. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. At the Silac insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a song coming up from Pat here, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Got a big time song. Dancing girls, big arrangement. Oh, oh, there's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Sparkler.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate stevensinger.com Sidekick Desk. Yes, Sparklers. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize fix. Prize pick. Sports desk. Football action. Even better with prize picks. Download the app and use the code Tom and get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain stages. That's prizepix.com for restrictions and details.

[Tom Griswold]

We got talking about pet names yesterday because we had a new list.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you mean like baby and sweetheart and honey bun.

[Tom Griswold]

But these were a lot of the newer ones that are supposedly trending. But I got a nice little photograph here of a beautiful little cat. This lady, this lady, her name is Winifred. Got a nice letter from Jim. He said Winifred listens to your show every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

When I leave for work and Winifred's a one eyed little kitty. Oh, must have gotten into a scrape with something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they should have named like a pirate name or something.

[Tom Griswold]

One eyed kitty. She's a lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a beautiful little lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

I only like cats who act like dogs. I used to have a cat that would fetch.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Like you'll find this surprising, but the caps off 2 liter soft drink bottles, she loved those. And would Bring them back to them.

[Chick McGee]

Me and cats do love caps.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're just batting it around. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. In any event, we would love to hear your doggy's name if it's. Or kitty's name if it's an original.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was one smart pussycat.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's time to check in with the sporting scene with Mr. Chick. McGee, what have you got over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, here we go. James Franklin has been hired as Virginia Tech's football coach just a little more than a month after he was fired during his 12th season at Penn State. And oh, by the way, his buyout out, he was supposed to get paid $43 million from Penn State. Worked out to about eight, nine million dollars a year for the next seven or eight years. But they negotiated a settlement and now he only gets $6 million and he's going to be the head coach at Virginia Tech. So there, you know, that's the big news, Tom, when they fire these football coaches in college, there, there's a buyout like Jimbo Fisher had like a $70 million buyout and Ryan Day has like a $60 million buyout.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, as long as those kids are getting an education.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they certainly are in college. Football is a big business. It's a moneymaker.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a self sustaining business?

[Bob Kevoian]

So I think so.

[Chick McGee]

So anybody who's like, oh, geez, that's where my tuition's going. Not really, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Not the football itself is paying for that kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. And football and basketball power, all the other sports at the university.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the argument.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a good argument to be made for that, don't you think, Tom? It's not affecting the cost of my education.

[Tom Griswold]

The kids can't get art supplies and the teachers have to spend their money for. But this is a great system.

[Chick McGee]

That's, that's, that's high school.

[Bob Kevoian]

Younger, you know, it's all, it's all trickling true. Is it all trickling down?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I forgot about the trickle.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that they're gonna have nil for high school players. Yeah. Good luck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, that's some.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you have the high school quarterback making five times what the principals are making?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll ask Josh because he'll participate in this question and Tom will mutate it. Josh, if you were a high school football, a college football coach, and you heard about a high school quarterback, that was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you. What's the earliest you would start recruiting him to come to your university?

[Chick McGee]

I would think a junior that would be the earliest for me. I'm sure they go younger.

[Jess Hooker]

They go as young as middle school now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I imagine so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

But I think there's something to letting a kid be a kid for a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Certain amount of time.

[Chick McGee]

So I wouldn't be a great coach because I would be late to a lot of those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

I was reading an article about the sorority system, particularly in the South.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that they're hiring sorority coaches.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

To coach young ladies to enter the sorority. They're hiring them as the early as the sixth grade.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Okay? So that kind of coach.

[Tom Griswold]

So the. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

So it's not like, hey, we have a sorority girls, we have a sorority coach now. She's going to help us navigate life.

[Jess Hooker]

And that's like the bigs and the littles, you know? Yes. That's how that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're thousands of dollars.

[Chick McGee]

That's brutal.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they find someone who might be Kappa Kappa Kappa metal and they go find her and the parents go. Want to get parents, get the kids coached.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see. That's even. That's also. That might be even worse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Huge. Absolutely. Yeah. Well, we've always heard about parents who keep their athletes most, most often boy athletes back a couple years so they mature.

[Tom Griswold]

That can be. That can be very effective.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we. Yeah, I know a lot of people that did that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You have a. Technically a senior playing freshman football.

[Chick McGee]

There's some folks out there raising their kids who are naturally right handed to be lefties.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Pitching.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, wow. Yeah. We had, we had the, the stats on that last week. The. What was the, the number of parents who thought their kids could make it in the pros was fairly significant.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it was crazy high.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, one out of six.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the reality is what, one in 10,000?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

But it makes. I think it's one out of six people going, you know what? My kid might have what it takes. That sounds right to me.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's not that crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that's very optimistic and encouraging.

[Tom Griswold]

Way in for my two young ladies. No, they're not going to be the wnba. It's like, let you know. Now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me, let me ask you this. Have you, have you given them that motivational speech, their coach?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just. Are you kidding me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For most kids, athletics is fun and.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to ruin it for them.

[Bob Kevoian]

If one of them came to you and said, dad, I can't, I think I'd really Like to be a professional basketball player. Would you go, well, if you try hard and work hard, maybe you can be. You'd say that for a while. Smile. You not go, look, give it up. There's no way you're going to be.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll let them find out on their own.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, your son is now interested in drums, is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So is there any part of you going, Manny. Not at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't tell him you've got chops or.

[Pat Godwin]

No. And now it's the trumpet. Believe it or not, with no lessons. He preferred just to play the trumpet with no lessons.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Drums, the trumpet and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Here's that article. And you were right, Josh. One in six parents believe they're raising the next pro athlete.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

We know they're not, but. Yeah, that's okay.

[Jess Hooker]

But you're. They also invest thousands and thousands of dollars in essentially all of their free time. So you would hope that something would come from it.

[Tom Griswold]

The average athlete needs new equipment three times a year, spending an annual total of about $313. That's fairly modest. One in nine spends more than $500 a year on their students.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds way low. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So interesting. Yeah. We'll see what happens with NIL hitting high schools.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, have either. Either one of your daughters who are both under 15, right. Have they exhibited any. I want to play hockey or. I want to play travel, baseball or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night at dinner, one of them wants to. To do lacrosse, which is great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lacrosse is really fun to watch.

[Jess Hooker]

It is fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot more fun to watch than soccer. I've been trying to invent a headset you could put on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have a visual component that would turn a soccer game into something interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I. I really like soccer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always get to know when the World cup comes around. I. I actually watch some of the matches.

[Tom Griswold]

Better man than I. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, no, it's just. I think it's the diving that kills me. They've got to get.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I've been shot.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. You should be beaten up if you do. I mean, that's kind of. I feel like if we were playing soccer in my neighborhood as kids and some kid pulled that, we'd beat him up.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're pretending to be hurt. This is what hurt is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe they could get two or three players from each team, and depending on who is acting that way, that two or three guys from the opposing team would come and when they held up their yellow card, they'd come. Oh, okay. It's us. Bang.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beat the hell out of them right there on the field. People would love that.

[Tom Griswold]

What else is going on in sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

Monday Night Football. Last night, Dallas Cowboys won their first game in quite a while. Dak Prescott throws four touchdown passes. Monday night's victory, 33:16 over the Las Vegas Raiders in Vegas. I understand they have gambling in Las Vegas. Have you heard about.

[Chick McGee]

They have started that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's. That's an exciting. But I bet that turns into a big moneymaker.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of the NFL, Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase has been suspended for one game for spitting on the Pittsburgh Steelers cornerback Jalen Ramsey. According to the NFL Players Association, Chase will be docked $448,000 in base salary one game check as a result of this suspension.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chase spat on Ramsey during a confrontation in the fourth quarter Sunday's game, prompting Ramsey to grab Chase by the face mask and punch him.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Ramsey was ejected immediately. So the spitty. The spit.

[Chick McGee]

That's always the case.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spit it. Yeah, the second guy.

[Chick McGee]

Retaliator.

[Bob Kevoian]

Retaliator.

[Chick McGee]

I'm the retaliator.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm an agitator and a retaliator. In announcing the suspension, the league said Chase was disciplined under a rule that applies any act which is contrary to the generally understood principles of sportsmanship. Actually, this happens quite often and it is kind of the unspoken. You don't spit on another. A fellow player.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a punch in the face is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Punch the face is. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You keep your helmet on because, you know. Punched in the face.

[Chick McGee]

I think I'd prefer to be punched.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never been spit on that I can remember anybody.

[Chick McGee]

I shockingly have never been punched in the face. I know it's hard to believe. Have you?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have thrown the punch, but it was fifth grade.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Punched in the face.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've never been in a bar fight or anything like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Pat. I have to assume you have just because.

[Pat Godwin]

Punch in the face.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

A while back I've done some punching myself. 2017, you.

[Tom Griswold]

You started to clarify this was. You started fighting with another male?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

No need to clarify that. It's obvious it's another male.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, are you. You were trying to steer it into domestic abuse. Ditch.

[Chick McGee]

So, Mr. Godwin, when did you stop beating your wife? Trick.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I've ever. Perfect, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think I've ever personally seen like a. What could be classified as a A fight in a public.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have.

[Chick McGee]

It's unpleasant. Dude. I don't like.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not like in the movies. There's not one punch after other. It's like one punch hits. Then there's a lot of wrestling.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At least the ones I've seen.

[Chick McGee]

I've also seen some gross, gross fights.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And seeing somebody get knocked out is weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Their body just, I mean, they're just, just. It's like everything left their body.

[Jess Hooker]

A professional fight or no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The best fights I've ever seen are always girls.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like those.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of hair pulling, right?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no actual punches.

[Jess Hooker]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they take. You take your shoes off, right?

[Pat Godwin]

The girls, they take their tops off, right?

[Chick McGee]

Well, coming up, they take my pants off.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. And we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Couple quick things. We got some really cool sweatshirts and T shirts out there organized by Ms. Hooker. And you can find them by going to bobandtom.com also while you're there, bobandtom.com contest. Get your picks in for week 12 in the NFL, you could win that I Hate stephensinger.com gift card. Stephen Singer jewelers. We'll have our winner for week 12 on the air with Chick Magee by Thursday. So I'm sorry. We'll have our winner for week 11. Excuse me. So move forward here and get that done. Make your picks for week 12 and then also we've got that orange insoles 4K TV up for grabs. So take a, take a break and get that done, please. Now, what have you got going over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Person with knowledge of the situation says the New York jets will start Tyrod Taylor at quarterback over Justin Fields on Sunday. The move made yesterday by Aaron Glenn, head coach of the Jets. Fields is going to the sideline. They're coming off a 2714 loss to the Patriots last Thursday night. Coach said last week he would evaluate all positions, including quarterback and then decided to make the switch to Taylor. Also in the NFL, former players who had automotive parts nicknames, of course. Cadillac Williams, running back for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. It says here that Derek Henry, one of his nicknames is Lightning McQueen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, but that doesn't count. Who's. What's his name? Cam Newton.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cam.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be Cam Newton? Yeah. Cam Newton. Well, yes. Yeah, that would be. That would absolutely be right. Cam.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Auto. Auto. Autogram.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Auto. Not Auto, not Auto.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a subtle distinction that I don't think that is worthy of this discussion.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Otto doesn't count.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it does.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a part of a car.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think it is. Even if his name was Auto, it's not a part of a car.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So Cadillac really shouldn't count either.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what about. Oh, because how about. I see it's. It's. It's a catalytic converter. Not a Cadillac converter.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

A Cadillac converter would be. I'm going to turn my Cadillac back into an Impala.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be an axle in the history of NFL. Either a first or last name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably are. Yeah, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's a semi list.

[Chick McGee]

How about semi doesn't count? That's a large truck.

[Tom Griswold]

Bernie Gear.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Cars have gears.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bernie Gear. Who's that? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Is it G E A R?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and was he. Was he a player back in like the forties?

[Tom Griswold]

And it does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't say.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Jake break.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

A Jake break is also something on a trial. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like out of control going down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You'll kind of. You'll hear it every now and again. That kind of thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, depending if. If you have a. Maybe an aftermarket Hurst shifter. There was a player named Bryce Hurst.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay. Well. But what is this guy's name's Rod. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tyrod Taylor.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Yeah. So that really. That's a really good one.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a great one, Tyrod.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's not spelled like a tie rod. I. I think Tyrod's T I E RA his name is T. Watt.

[Chick McGee]

What is a tie Rod?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it keeps.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what a dick Watt is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

With any luck, this will same thing as your henway.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what's a henway?

[Pat Godwin]

About £16.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how you do it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a Frankenhen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your kids doing.

[Chick McGee]

You may have a turkey there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually radio shows in your. In your bedroom on the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

What else you got over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you want me to move on, huh? Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Pennock. P E N I X.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that guy must have been tortured.

[Chick McGee]

Middle school must have been a blast.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'll be placed on injured reserve. Miss at least four games. A left knee injury. Right knee injury. Weenie.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Any day now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Victor Wembanyama.

[Chick McGee]

Vicky. Vicky Wemb.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'll miss at least two to three weeks due to a strained left calf. He had plans to show this calf at the state fair. It didn't work out for him.

[Chick McGee]

No blue ribbon this year.

[Bob Kevoian]

No blue ribbon in that sports. I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm getting out. You're.

[Chick McGee]

He's been itching for you to get to this unicycle deal.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't have the unicycle I don't have it either.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have it.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't do it. No. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like I've got unicycle the whole time, Dorothy.

[Jess Hooker]

I got.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you had it the whole time, Dorothy.

[Tom Griswold]

David Rush. David Rush has broken the Guinness world record for the most bowling balls carried on a unicycle. Want to take a stab at the two?

[Chick McGee]

So, wait, he's riding it and he's holding them?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The rule is you've got to be riding it and holding the bowling balls for at least 10 seconds.

[Jess Hooker]

He's physically holding them. There's not. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Six.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's my guess. Eight.

[Chick McGee]

You're going eight.

[Jess Hooker]

Eight.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll go 9:12.

[Bob Kevoian]

One on his head.

[Jess Hooker]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He did it with. I believe he finally got the seven.

[Jess Hooker]

Seven. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And by the way, in the photograph, interestingly enough, he went to a local bowling alley to do this. Do we have the picture? He is wearing a helmet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he looks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, his GoPro helmet. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He looks very special and ready for anything that is in that helmet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That is an unfortunate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God. Let's not have that picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Underwear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy hell.

[Chick McGee]

Also, he's got two under. One under each arm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then one in each hand.

[Tom Griswold]

But then I think that. I think he has to hold.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What's the weight on those? I think those are sixes. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Real light. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's being aided? Well, they help him start. Once he gets up and running, he has to go for 10 seconds.

[Bob Kevoian]

He has to go for 10.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of funny.

[Tom Griswold]

He's doing. He does great. He goes for laundry.

[Pat Godwin]

Does he have handles on something?

[Chick McGee]

Why not wear a normal shirt? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of shirt?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? He must want the ball to stick to his skin a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's wearing a wife beater.

[Jess Hooker]

Or a white tank top.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or a white tank top. An A shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

No one knows.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're trying to get away from the term wife beater.

[Tom Griswold]

I think everyone knows that's what that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Please. These days, it's called a domestic dispute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you helping or are you hurting?

[Tom Griswold]

I must say, the. That helmet does give it that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That look like he's already had brain damage.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're gonna go bowling. It's his special day.

[Chick McGee]

He's the guy. You see. You'd look outside the school window and he would be riding his bike.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me take the test later.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he holding one of them with his pinky?

[Chick McGee]

Looks like It. I mean, I like that it is kind of a struggle for him, but he maintains, you know, at least for 10 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's. There's a really, actually funny story behind it. He was at this. At this pizza place, and they were. They were playing videos of world records just by chance. And he sees someone doing this, and he goes, I bet I can do that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Well, good for him. David Rush.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't just. I couldn't ride a unicycle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, wait a minute. He was. He was what, having dinner or something? He looked out and he saw somebody doing. He goes, I think I could do that. That is quite a story.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I was at Uncle Bob's pizza.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a couple of slices on the table. He gets very. By the way, he gets a little bit flowery here. The smell of garlic in the air.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, geez. What. What. What is this written for?

[Tom Griswold]

It's for his website.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And the TV's on the wall were showing a highlight reel of unusual records. Then I saw it. Someone balancing a stack of bowling balls on a unicycle. I thought, hey, I have a unicycle. I have bowling balls. Why not me?

[Chick McGee]

Why not me?

[Jess Hooker]

His family can't even get through dinner.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. God, there's no way.

[Tom Griswold]

But he. He is, as I understand it, he currently has more world records than anyone else.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, then go away.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's wrong. There's some guy out there with almost 800 world records. We've been over this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he doesn't have them all simultaneous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, he did.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way. By the way, Tom did preface it as. As I understand it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Clearly I stand correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Any good lawyer could go, you're exactly right. I understand that my client is an idiot. Idiot.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not saying. I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just saying that's how I understand.

[Bob Kevoian]

I couldn't be more sorry. I apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand. He is not guilty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let's talk about. I have a nice suit on. I must know what I'm talking about. By the way, Mr. Rush, turned out he only had four bowling balls at his house.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Oh, he had to borrow them?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. We had to go get some extra ones because, see, he.

[Bob Kevoian]

And another great, great story to go along with this.

[Tom Griswold]

He does that gag where he juggles like an apple, a bowling ball and a.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he doesn't juggle.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Bob Kevoian]

He does a juggle of bowling balls.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a world Class juggler.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but not bowling balls. Or is that the way you understand it? He's.

[Tom Griswold]

If we can get him on the phone.

[Chick McGee]

As I understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he still residing in Boise?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I know Hollywood Henderson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beautiful country.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought Henderson moved to Michigan. I think he moved to Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

Hollywood Hannon.

[Tom Griswold]

Hollywood Hannon. Excuse me. I think. I think he moved to the. Great. He's the Wolverine State.

[Bob Kevoian]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we got to get out to Boise soon. Maybe that's when we'll have David Rush.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a beautiful area.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got a. I got a.

[Bob Kevoian]

BNB out there, man. It's a. But you've waited. I'm gonna hook you up. I'll hook a brother up.

[Tom Griswold]

For this first story with Ms. Hooker, I thought I would play a 11.9 second teaser.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Ready? Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you wanna turn your daddy parts orange, eat some Cheetos and watch some porn.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Paul and Storm from Da Vinci's Notebook. And a nice short little D involving something quite newsworthy in the health field.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cheetos are healthy for you.

[Jess Hooker]

You're gonna have to give me more than that because I don't know what.

[Tom Griswold]

Story you want about Cheadle.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't have that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, David, No. Cheeto producer said you didn't, as Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Understands that you do.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. I could. I could guess. I don't. I don't know. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Cheeto dust, right? Is Cheeto.

[Tom Griswold]

The Cheetah dust is called Cheetle. Right?

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

C H E T L E. No, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like Don Cheadle.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can shake Cheetle on any. Like a salad or a baked potato.

[Tom Griswold]

There's actually a potato. Oh, God. There's a thing that they manufactured. Here it is. Cheetos fans can now make Cheeto dust with the branded Cheetos grinder. It's a small blender dubbed the Cheetos Duster. It grinds Cheetos into a fine dust known as Cheetle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can now sprinkle it on whatever you want, mix it in with breadcrumbs, add to spice mixes, use it as a garnish, and much more. I'm sure that I bet we have someone out there who's done a Cheetle infused turkey available at Amazon for 19.99.

[Chick McGee]

What would you sprinkle Cheeto dust on?

[Tom Griswold]

Cheeto?

[Chick McGee]

Nothing.

[Jess Hooker]

I'd sprinkle it right in the trash.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, are you not a fan?

[Bob Kevoian]

Fan no Cheeto.

[Chick McGee]

I know people.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I like a Cheeto. I don't like. I don't like Cheeto on other things.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you tried it. Wait a minute. Have you tried it on popcorn?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet that's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I like Chick's idea of a baked potato. And I'm also. Look, I'm gonna. I'm sprinkling it on a tuna sandwich.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Chick McGee]

I think you get that cheesy kind of little crunch particles on a tuna salad sandwich, which.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now. But back to today.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Did I speak?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I'm sorry. Finish your thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about egg salad? How about Cheeto dust on egg salad?

[Chick McGee]

It's not that you want to move on. It's the way you want to move on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think everybody wanted to move on. As I understand it, radio listeners everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not right.

[Tom Griswold]

For God's sake, get to the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we have an option here.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I could print the story that I thought I printed. Is the printer working today? This is twice in a row.

[Bob Kevoian]

Listen, listen.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, is the printer working?

[Bob Kevoian]

He simply forgot to print it. But it's not him. The printer must be on.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you print it?

[Tom Griswold]

The amount of work that I went into this thing to, I. I say we wait.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We have fun.

[Chick McGee]

No reason to rush perfection.

[Tom Griswold]

Because there is a really interesting thing going on.

[Bob Kevoian]

As I understand, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Involving your health.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And getting your fingers orange. Eating Cheetos and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'm gonna try the popcorn thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that. That is excellent. Yeah, I. I learned that from Willie, but he didn't have the. He didn't have the.

[Jess Hooker]

The grinder.

[Tom Griswold]

The grinder.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he had a grinder. It just wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's got plenty of grinders.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he had a grinder. It just Then. Then he had orange lips.

[Bob Kevoian]

For the next month, he's a grinder.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we'll get to Cheadle. In the news.

[Chick McGee]

One of the local movie theaters also serves it. Ready?

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

And it may actually have whole Cheetos in it as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to tell me where that is. I'll watch all my movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheeto popcorn is awesome. That's all on the way. Also, we do have interesting science news involving Egypt and ancient Rome.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, can we play the Bengals? I just love that bass line.

[Bob Kevoian]

Egyptian. I like the whole song.

[Chick McGee]

I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it and I like. Yeah, I love the way it kicks in. All of a sudd. Great tune. Plus we have the phrase I've never seen before a gravy flight.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so you get like it's six gravies.

[Tom Griswold]

In this case, three. Yeah, that. That term used.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. For beer or wine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A flight of wines or such an odd phrase.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your chicken, your beef, your sawmill, your sausage.

[Jess Hooker]

Close.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, can you work on a Cheeto dust woman while we're waiting? Me and you both on that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got it.

[Tom Griswold]

But These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and TOB Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a song this time coming up from Pat. Big time song. There's Josh Arnold.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate Steven. Singer, sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's all get together and wish me well today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you always wish you well. What's going on?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, do you have the. Some sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

I got the. The blood test today for the physical.

[Bob Kevoian]

And looking up under the hood and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to make sure I get the good phlebotomist.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For those of you that have ever had blood drawn. There's two types of people in this world. There are good phlebotomists and then the ones that can't find a vein.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's face it, I've got better veins than your average heritage heroin addict. And I just hoping he's got a.

[Chick McGee]

Veins like Iggy Pop over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm often remarked. Have you seen his veins? They're beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Last time it was a little rough after five tries.

[Chick McGee]

You're a majestically vascular Max.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a pincushion, madam.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the last time I got blood taken, it was somebody was being trained. The phlebotomist was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

I was like, oh, here we go. She was the finest phlebotomist I've ever had. I felt nothing. She immediately found the veins. So you just never know.

[Tom Griswold]

I was part of a one year study many years ago before they quit. Yeah, you know what?

[Chick McGee]

We're never gonna figure them out. Let's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were tell them we're closed.

[Tom Griswold]

Every week, every week I would go, and there were three sort of rotating phlebotomists, and the one was a Magician. She would grab your arm and then you could barely feel anything touching. And then. And then there was Draculina.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

She did not have the.

[Bob Kevoian]

That seems like. Now, I don't want to speak out of turn, but it seems like that name would be a turn off for phlebotomist. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The one lady was. She. It was absolutely amazing. It was her great gift.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yes. I'll let you know how it goes.

[Chick McGee]

You ever had a vein quit on you? I was halfway through and she. And all of a sudden my vein just stopped giving blood. She was like, oh, I'm gonna go to the other arm.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've been told my veins not only move out of the way, but they flatten.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I don't know if that's just, you know, excuses that phlebotomists use, but. Yeah, it's kind of a pain to.

[Tom Griswold]

Find because I'm an adult baby. I can't look.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I choose not to look. Also.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, I'm the exact one. I have to see it.

[Jess Hooker]

You gotta watch.

[Pat Godwin]

And a countdown.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't want to countdown or anything. Just do it.

[Pat Godwin]

Count me in.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I try to focus on something else in the room.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Big deep breath in, deep breath out when they put it in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Yeah. I want nothing. Just.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like to watch it going in. Tom, you know that. You know what I'm talking about, right? You hear me? I'm talking about stuff. Yeah, you like to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

You like to hear the nurse go, is it in yet?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've had that question before.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have gotten the printer working. I gave.

[Jess Hooker]

Was the printer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody likes you here.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it really the printer? Was it.

[Jess Hooker]

I came in here and I said, look, there's nothing on the printer right now. And he was like, so it isn't working? I don't know. I didn't watch him hit print.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. So you forget.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I hit print. It wasn't there. She waited for quite some time, then she left. So I printed it again, and it printed four copies. So there's something.

[Chick McGee]

What are the odds of some Chinese restaurant down the street just getting all these copies?

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be great?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is. What is Bob and Tom show now?

[Tom Griswold]

The. I'll play the. The important intro to this one more time from Paul and Storm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Three, two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't say the one.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you want to turn your daddy parts orange, eat some Cheetos and watch some porn.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Now, Cheetos dust. We've determined it's called. What is? It's Cheetle Cheeto.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like Don Cheadle.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here's the story. Go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

The say goodbye to Cheetle fingers. Cheeto fingers is a slang term for the bright orange powder coated fingertips you get after eating Cheetos. It comes from the cheese flavored dust officially called Cheetle that sticks to your skin and is notoriously hard to wipe off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Off?

[Jess Hooker]

Who wipes it off? Don't you just lick it off?

[Chick McGee]

It depends on what I'm doing.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It does. If I'm driving in the car, I try to wipe it off.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

If I'm eating them at home, I'll lick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you say a chick was here? Yeah, he's in the corner there sucking on his fingers. He must have had Cheetos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But if you try to wipe it off on a white shirt, it looks like you're wearing a traffic cone.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So whatever that stuff is, it is bright.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. PepsiCo says it's rolling out a new version of Cheetos and Doritos made with artificial flavors or without? Without. Without artificial flavors or colors.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, Pepsi has got the that cornered, don't they? They have the snack food, they have the soft drink.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What else do you need in life?

[Jess Hooker]

The company says the reformulated snacks will taste the same, but without the bright telltale orange dust that famously sticks to your fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a mistake.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is.

[Jess Hooker]

PepsiCo says the cleaner recipe will appear in stores early next year.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Year.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see that? And did I don't know if I gave you the story with the logo. What's his name? Chester Cheeto. Oh, yeah, it's an albino.

[Chick McGee]

Now he is Chester Cheetah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do we. How do we feel about that punchline?

[Chick McGee]

There was a punchline.

[Bob Kevoian]

The term.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in repair mode over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

The term albino is that. Is that. That's got to be like a negative or insulting.

[Jess Hooker]

So no, I think condition.

[Tom Griswold]

There are albino animals all over the kingd. There are albino snakes, albino tigers, albino fish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's go through everything that's in albino.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to explain. I'm lowering myself to your level of knowledge.

[Bob Kevoian]

And let me tell you something I appreciate.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't the definition of it about. Don't they also have to have pink eyes? Isn't that part of it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a part of the condition. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The great Edgar Winter.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he had pink eyes. He may have had pink Eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Every now and again, Edgar wins winner, brilliant musician as was.

[Chick McGee]

How dare I mention pink in the same sentence as Edgar Winter?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. I don't want my Cheetos to be clean.

[Chick McGee]

I don't either.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't want.

[Chick McGee]

Nor do I want my Doritos. No, definitely not Doritos, because also something is up chemically that I am suspicious of. If they're doing that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If they're going to taste the exact same. But they somehow got rid of the powder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is making somebody in Washington happy. I think that's what this is all about.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, a diet issue didn't they have?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I'm a paranoid guy. That. That's crazy paranoid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no, no. They. All these products have to get rid of the dye, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The dye is one thing. The dust is another.

[Jess Hooker]

But. But Doritos does have red dye in it.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine. But I bet it still does, even without the powder.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume that the Cheetos orange is dye or they wouldn't be getting rid of it. What is it, red dye number two or something?

[Jess Hooker]

One of them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that. Wasn't that a Lou Vegas song?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, the story might say that, but the story I have doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This makes it sound like it's a convenience thing.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's how they're spinning it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sick of all these assumptions here.

[Pat Godwin]

Either the story.

[Chick McGee]

The story either said it or it didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you assume it'll make an ass out of you. No. Which is our goal.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think what you're worried about is that. That you're thinking all of our stories are based in fact. And they're. They are.

[Chick McGee]

I know this is a tough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

They're all. According to Tom's interpretation.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But also, in. Even in the hallways of this building, everything is 90% assumption.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, certainly.

[Jess Hooker]

That's because there's no clear communication, Right?

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is a legitimate news story.

[Bob Kevoian]

He runs a business like he does his life. He doesn't tell anybody anything.

[Tom Griswold]

So what. What do you want to know? See, what is not in this story. That is. That will make you.

[Chick McGee]

Are they doing it to remove certain artificial dyes? Are they doing it as a convenience thing for. Hey, now you can eat them. Have powder.

[Tom Griswold]

I think as. As Ms. Hooker points out, that's their spin on this. They're obviously.

[Chick McGee]

So we're assuming it's a spin.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll. Let's bet a hundred dollars.

[Chick McGee]

You can't bet on Something where we'll never know the effing answer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you always go to that money?

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't make any sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone doesn't agree with you. Bet me. But I'd like to see you in a president.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like when a rich man wants to bet me money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's, he's right. Bet me a hundred dollars. I think you've got a problem. You really jumped a betting real quick.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a little light right now. Need some cash.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was gonna say now speaking.

[Tom Griswold]

Of Cheetle and Cheetos.

[Chick McGee]

You like them? I know you don't really eat them much.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't, I don't eat stuff like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't eat stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I, it might be delightful. It's just not my thing. I do like the Cheetle dust on the. On palm popcorn. I will admit that there is a statue that was dedicated to Cheetos in Canada. A 17 foot tall statue of an orange stained hand holding a massive Cheeto puff.

[Pat Godwin]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

In the town of Cheadle, Alberta. Oh, this is a press release from Cheadle. From Cheetos. Excuse me. They were, they were chosen to receive this honor because of their similarity to the name Cheetle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that cool? Giant hand with a.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird.

[Jess Hooker]

It is weird.

[Chick McGee]

I would get a picture next to it.

[Tom Griswold]

So they, But I mean the Cheetos people are embracing the Cheetle dust. So now the question is are they gonna make some other kind of Cheetle dust?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Are they going to make. So can you get original and Cheeto list?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't think so. I, I, I'll do my homework and find out for you when we come back.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

I do not trust your home.

[Pat Godwin]

I need to have somebody over there with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's gonna, he's gonna bend it around.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me what Mother Jones has to say about.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, well, wait a minute, it's. Here it is. Both the National Review and the Atlantic Monthly, the former MSNBC, seem to agree. We are coming right back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom Show Contest Rules, go to bob and tom.comcont-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see Contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the picture Parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a big song coming this time.

[Jess Hooker]

Waiting.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right, big song.

[Tom Griswold]

Keto song.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's back in the usa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's comedian Kaki Economopoulos back from Germany where he went to see an NFL game just last weekend and I guess a couple weekends ago. Kaki, morning. Congratulations on a great trip.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, it was awesome. That was dreamy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, did you, did you. So for you to watch the other games, did you were able to do that in Germany?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, we were drinking, running around the stadium and carrying on in traditional NFL fashion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they didn't have do, they didn't have a, they didn't have like an NFL sports bar or something. You watch all the games or anything like that?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You know what, it's funny. The night prior, we watched Jurgen's soccer team in a German sports bar that was super minimalist. Just had one like screen and bunch of dudes hanging around eating hamburgers and drinking beer and watching soccer. It was really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

So what your thought, your thoughts on the German beer?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's good. I like it. It does have a little. There's a skunkiness about it, you know, like that flavor you associate with Heineken. It's. Heineken's not German, but it's that universe of beer. But it, when it comes out of the tap, it's got this life to it. And I, I loved it. It was good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I was under the impression they had a higher alcohol content and, and they don't. As far as I could find on the Internet, it's like 5 to 7% pretty much the same.

[Tom Griswold]

Same as here I'd seen warnings about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oktoberfest. Be careful. Yeah. More potent. Did you find that to be the case?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I think some of our American, some of the American lager brands have less alcohol than some of the log. The German lagers. But broadly, I mean, it's mostly that they serve them in these giant.

[Jess Hooker]

Ounces.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I only had one beer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I liked it. It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Well, Kostaki is the proprietor of all pro lines. You get to participate in the fun. When you came back, did you try to catch up on The NFL games that you missed. You just read about them all?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I read about them all, and then I was able to watch a bunch yesterday. And for the second week in a row, my Falcons went to overtime. The Falcons in overtime is like, all. You can eat pancakes. It sounds fun, and then the last thing you want is another freaking pancake. Know Pennix left with a knee injury. That's a big Pennix. It's got a knee.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

We were discussing the fact that he spells his. His name P, E, N, I, X and how it must have been so hard for him to get through middle school.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no kidding.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's one of the only names where you could wish you were named Economopoulos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

This is a nightmare. He aggravated the same knee injury. He also aggravated the same fan base. It's not going well. He could be out for the season. Boy, I hope this doesn't hurt the Falcons playoff chances. I've officially given up, so I feel freedom. There's a weight off my shoulders. It's nice. Cousins is an ideal replacement because he plays like his knees are already fused or something, so. It's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

We'll see what happens.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's fine.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, it's a little.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a little stiff.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Denver running back J.K. dobbin is out with a little Liz Frank injury. That's a complicated injury. I've looked into. I've taken notes. I got the whole Liz Frank diary.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I don't fully understand the injury, but apparently you have to be very quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you tell any of your German hosts the Liz Frank joke? No. No, I didn't think so. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does. Does Jurgen watch this segment?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He watched. He follows me on. We follow each other on Instagram, so he sees the. I put little clips up from here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello to Jurgen and tell him. Tell him he's a great guy and thank you once again. Once again, Jurgen donated the. The blood. Excuse me. The bone marrow that saved Kostaki's brother's life.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I hugged him way too much. It was fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he was. Was.

[Chick McGee]

He's awesome.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's just this gentle, nice guy.

[Chick McGee]

He's like my.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's like the German version of my brother. He's got two kids and loves soccer, and it was.

[Chick McGee]

It was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

What is. What does Jurgen do for a living?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They both work for the city. They're in the. They're in the go.

[Tom Griswold]

They're.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They do HR stuff for the local government.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought he worked from the lotion factory. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I just pronounce it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Jurgen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a slightly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I understand, slightly harsher lotion.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got more salt in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

So I. I did. I did spend some time studying the Liz Frank injury because I find it fascinating.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The injury is named for Jacques Liz Frank de Saint Martin, a French gynecologist.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Who at 1815, discovered the foot injury. If you're a gynecologist and you can't focus on your work, you need meds, heads.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, you think about it, those feet are right there next to his head in the stirrups.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I guess it's like, hey, there seems to be. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, your feet smell worse than.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on. I have a question. Doctor. What accent are you using? What the hell?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I had the same question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's got to hurt your feelings. Your vagina's out in the wind. You can't stop looking at your feet like, doctor, up here.

[Chick McGee]

Those guys are out there. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So the Liz Frank injury was. What is the nature of it? Is it a muscular thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's. It's. I don't know. That's my point. It's complicated. And about once a year you hear.

[Chick McGee]

About in the NFL, if Tarantino were a gynecologist, the first thing he'd say is, take your shoes off.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Who is this?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Dr. Rex Ryan. Sunday night, the Lions went.05 on fourth downs. At some point, the analytics chart just says, stop it. Stop doing that. Oh, and five Jehovah's Witnesses have a better conversion rate.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's very. The Mormons on bikes convert more. Harry Krishna's at the airport have a better conversion. The dude with the big cross and the bullhorn at spring break, he converts more.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

What are you mad at? All religion.

[Jess Hooker]

Jeez.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Bible in the motel six nightstand doors.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, we got it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not convert. They're not converting for us.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They're not converting at a very high rate. Dan Campbell loves to go for it. What's he like out in the world like? Sir, would you like to consider dessert? We're going for it. Like. All right, take it easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I. This is boring. I'm sorry to ask. Didn't I read that there are more teams in the NFL are going forward and fourth down this season than ever before? For.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It has to be more. It's this. This analytics resurgence, and everyone. I think they. I think they for traditionally have Gone for it way less than they should because they're covering their asses and we've, we've escaped that problem and now it's gone too far the other way, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

But okay. Now Chick McGee is promising a 70 yard field goal this season.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's going to happen. Don't you think that that guy from Dallas, Brandon, Cowboys kicker, he's gonna do it?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I'm with you. I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

With little or no effort he can kick at 70 yards.

[Tom Griswold]

Now can you go to Vegas and make a bet on this?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, I bet you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would imagine you could find somebody in Vegas to take a hundred dollar bet for a 70 yard field goal anytime.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

In my 20s I worked at Ladbrokes in London. It was an off track betting shop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They took numbers on anything. If they didn't have a number, they would call the office and get you one. You could bet on aliens landing on earth this year. Politics, any, any crazy thing. They would get you, they would get you number. Oh, it was old school there. They didn't do paramutual betting. And in America most of our betting is computerized against the house and a cut and a thing and a. In London there's like a dude in an office with a notepad like giving you an offer. You know, it was, it was more old school. It was very fascinating. I thought it was fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with comedian Kostaki Economopoulos and Kostaki is also our NFL correspondent respondent. And you got any road gigs coming up? I forgot to look at your schedule.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I do have a few actually. I'm doing Cincinnati and Mahomet, Illinois and Jasper, Indiana. Those are coming up here soon. And I even have a personal appearance.

[Chick McGee]

At a poker room doing.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm playing cards at Ruggles in Cincinnati. Come join me everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they get to play against you?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Absolutely, yes. Let's go play cards.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right now with, you know.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

A lot of, you know, like, of.

[Tom Griswold]

The comedians, the comedians etc, that you know, who's the best poker player?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh wow, that's a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it you?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I think it's me.

[Chick McGee]

It probably is you, honestly.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's probably true actually.

[Chick McGee]

I mean I know Norm, Norm played but I don't, I never heard that. He was Good.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Norm, Norm McDonald.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Loved Gam. Norm.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Norm was like, Norm loved sports betting and he played in the World Series a couple times. He wasn't a particularly fantastic poker player.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Yeah. No. He would often lose Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

But he loved the game. And, you know, he loved any kind of gambling, apparently, from whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Hey, can I give you a tip if. If you're playing with a. An NBA veteran and the table sounds like an X ray machine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't bet even if you have a royal flush.

[Chick McGee]

Something is.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, my good. I stopped playing at home games years ago. I played in an underground game in Chicago. It was run by these scary Russian looking dudes. And a couple months later, there was a robbery and a murder. Like, okay, stay in the casinos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my understanding that it's going to be December 11th, your trip to Cincinnati. Is that correct?

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

12Th, 13th.

[Tom Griswold]

Somewhere in there, mid December, they say, know thyself and thy schedule. Sorry, have we had our closer, Kostaki?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, we have it. But is it time?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go for it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Probably do a closer here. All right, let's see. Dolphins. No, that's one's not good. A random drug test for Denver linebacker Alex Singleton revealed a cancerous tumor, which was quickly removed and looks like he's going to be fine. What's the takeaway? Chick? Do something at work that leads to a random drug test. It could save your life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'll take a look at that, by God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, we'll go for it.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, Jurgen, you are the man. Jurgen, Jurgen, you are the man.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And hey, quick shout out to Todd Snyder. I've been a fan since my early twenties. He. His music is the soundtrack to one of the best years of my life in Austin. I love that guy. And I've been listening to his songs non stop the last few days.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, here's a really cool thing to look for on on YouTube. It's a Todd introducing the song, the Jerry Jeff Walker song, Mr. Bojangles. And he tells the story, and then just before he starts, Jerry Jeff walks out. The level of joy in that. And there's also a terrific heckle comeback from Todd early on. That's super funny, but it's just Todd. I think it was, I don't know, 12 years ago or something. But Todd on stage was always the best. He'd been coming in here since his very first record. And it's just a shame that some of the demons finally got to him. But yeah, yeah, we've posted some pretty cool video of Todd doing some stuff in here. And the version of Beer Run that he eventually put on his album was actually recorded in this room.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

In fact, if you hear it on serious or whatever, I can hear the laughs. I can hear you guys laughing as.

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes through it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's great. But it pops up once in a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but, like.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, I know where that's from.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thanks, Kasaki. And we'll see you soon in the studio and.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Sounds good. Thank you, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll play some cards.

[Chick McGee]

See you, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You know what? I should get Kostaki one of those card decks that I did for you guys last year.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you haven't already? Yeah, he'll love that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I can do that. That's easier.

[Pat Godwin]

You could have mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and I've got yours has your face on it.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was your face on it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, and yours. It's got your face and whoever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoever he gave it to. Yeah, that. That picture's on. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I could do that. And I've got one of those weird things of Kostaki.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or those weird faces. Facial.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean a picture?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but no, we. We altered them.

[Chick McGee]

Facial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wait a minute. That came out wrong, by the way. When we come back.

[Chick McGee]

Enough to paint his face?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, I found out the. The Cheetle and the. The Cheetos stuff that we were talking, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you making a word Words?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Cheetle. Cheetle is the dust from Cheetos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I know, but what are we finding out? I thought we.

[Chick McGee]

The main reason they're doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Why they're. Why they're pulling the. The Cheetah. Well, they're not. They're changing the color of the Cheetos.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it gonna be green or purple?

[Tom Griswold]

I assume they'll be sort of a.

[Jess Hooker]

Sandy natural over there.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, who loves to get.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I'm doing? I'm doing my job.

[Chick McGee]

You're a troublemaker.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's all right. I'm an agitator.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking. I was trying to remember who the. Who the great gambling comedians were. It's Carrot Top.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He only does prop bets.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I had no idea where that was gonna go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, you have Raycon earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the closer.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

They are terrific. Coming up, the origin of the rubber duck Jeep thing as well as. Would you like to give someone a recommendation rectum for Christmas or, or whatever religious holiday you like to celebrate?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, every day is a good day to give a rectum, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can and you're going to be absolutely stunned when you find out why and how. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Beatlow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's right. Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Guy Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big song coming up this time. Big song right here, baby. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

And here's Tom had an exciting story about Cheetah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cheetos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, the. I guess they're owned by PepsiCo, maker of your favorite beverage. Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's her. Yeah, that's exactly what right, sir.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I don't eat Cheetos a lot but when I want a Cheeto, that's the only thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like I could. Oh, I don't have Cheetos. I'll just have these Doritos you like.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like the crispy or the, the soft puffy Cheetos?

[Tom Griswold]

Both.

[Chick McGee]

But I prefer, I mean when I want a Cheeto I want the crispy yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the baked or fried, I think they call those or something.

[Tom Griswold]

But what's happening is the, the company is. They're gonna get rid of what they call, I guess the Cheetle fingers. Yes, in theory, because they're reformulating the snacks according to this news account, and they say the cleaner recipes will begin appearing in stores early next year. I can't tell. It said, it says here the reformulated snacks will still taste the same, but without the bright telltale orange dust.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I looked into it and it's. They're. They're anticipating, stating that the Food and Drug Administration is going to be withdrawing even more of these dyes.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

So it says they're ahead of the curve.

[Jess Hooker]

That's just preparing. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So they're ostensibly doing it to make them. I wonder if real fans would start hoarding them. Maybe. Oh, that's maybe because it's going to be a different experience.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be like Mexican Coke used to be. They'll be. You'll drive by some gas station, there'll be a spot sign, real orange Cheetos.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe we'll love them, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, maybe they'll be great. We don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's to say the different is not going to be better?

[Chick McGee]

It just seems unnatural. But I suppose Cheetos are exactly that.

[Tom Griswold]

But remember the green ketchup thing that didn't work.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

People have a. There's a.

[Chick McGee]

There are certain Crystal Pepsi and all.

[Tom Griswold]

That visual expectations that one has.

[Jess Hooker]

But what changes have been made in a product where it was 100% better?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That is chocolate milk.

[Chick McGee]

Chocolate milk.

[Pat Godwin]

100% better than milk.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Vastly superior.

[Jess Hooker]

I think Coke Zero is one where it got better. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Are you talking. Do you think it's better than Coke or do you think it's better than the other diet sodas?

[Jess Hooker]

The other diet sodas.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They got much closer to the original taste.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially because what was the. Was the original. There was diet. Right. And Tab and they were both God awful. But.

[Jess Hooker]

And so those were your only diet options? Like Pepsi and Coke didn't have diet options.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Not before those.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I don't remember there.

[Chick McGee]

But I don't think I, I've had it. I had a Tab not long ago because we actually stocked them here for a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And not bad. I didn't think it was bad.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just a distinctly different taste. My answer.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Her blood.

[Chick McGee]

When.

[Tom Griswold]

When they. You Know finally had to do the embalming it. It came out tab when they finally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had to do the embalm.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, she had a nice life. In any. In any event, we'll have to see.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently it was tab full.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

No, you want a tab full life, right? If you like tab.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a Ms. Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee. You'll find her over there at the same time. Stylac Insurance news desk. Did you have a song about the Cheetos?

[Pat Godwin]

Why would I have a song about the Cheetos?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

We had a song about that stuff coming up and Personal things. But the Cheetos.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Has been done by Paul and Storm. Very, very.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What have you done?

[Jess Hooker]

If you've ever seen a Jeep adorned with rubber ducks and wondered how the trend started, Mental floss has uncovered the ducky's origin story.

[Chick McGee]

Finally, I can breathe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus. I did this. I grabbed this story because Ms. Hooker is a longtime Jeep owner. As I thought. Isn't that your dream car?

[Chick McGee]

I. I do want a Jeep wrangler. Yeah. I don't care about the rubber duck thing. Why would I care about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're not going to get a Jeep now.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're not. You're not on the team.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, wait a minute. I've been here a long time and I didn't know there's a team I could be on.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you have to have the right attitude.

[Jess Hooker]

It all began in the summer of 2020 with a woman named Alison Parliament who was driving from the US back to Ontario when she decided to purchase a rubber duck from a store.

[Tom Griswold]

She was really fresh, funky.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. Nice jeep on it, Ms. Parliament.

[Chick McGee]

Look, kids. Big Ben Al's in Parliament.

[Jess Hooker]

Sam, place it on. If you would let me finish.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you're the one who chose to set this.

[Pat Godwin]

You said yes to this little gig.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what? You're right. It's my own fault.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's my own fault. Oh, sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

Alice in Parliament stopped and bought a rubber duck and wrote Nice Jeep on it and placed it on a Jeep in the parking lot.

[Chick McGee]

Does she say why she chose the rubber? Rubber duck?

[Jess Hooker]

She snapped a photo of her small gesture and added the hashtag duck, duck, Jeep. No, she doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, all right. So it was completely nonsense.

[Jess Hooker]

Just a random yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, not only that, but unconnected.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just. It's amazing how some of the viral stuff is absolutely, totally random.

[Jess Hooker]

The post went viral with other Jeep owners jumping in. Now a community Wide tradition. Some drivers even start building what's known as a duck pond. Pond at that they display on their dashboard.

[Chick McGee]

You kind of have one, right?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't have any ducks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you really liked the duck thing and participated.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. I don't do it. I don't do it.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha.

[Jess Hooker]

I did buy a box of bulk ducks because I thought my daughter would enjoy it and she was like, I'm out. I don't want to do this. Okay. Jeep has fully embraced the Trend. At the 2022 North American International Auto show show, they even unveiled the world's largest rubber duck at 61ft long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

An 8,000pound inflatable tribute to the community tradition.

[Bob Kevoian]

Four ton duck.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The ducks are a part of a greater sense of community among Jeep owners. From the famous jeep wave to off roading meetups called jamborees.

[Chick McGee]

What does a four ton duck say?

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Where does he sleep? Anywhere he wants.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna come out with a black T shirt that says it's a jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. I would imagine that's a. That's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's already a lot of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a black shirt?

[Chick McGee]

Why the black?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't get the black part because the original is. It's a black thing. You wouldn't understand.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's being irreverent.

[Jess Hooker]

Not know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's trying to underscore the awkwardness. I had no idea co opting something from a racial point of view.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at Pat. He's got his guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm the type of guy who likes to drive around. I got myself a Jeep and I drive all over town. I web to other Jeeps, same color and model as me. It's not a Wagoneer or a Grand Cherokee.

[Chick McGee]

It's a Wrangler.

[Pat Godwin]

A black Jeep wrangler. Leave me a duck.

[Chick McGee]

A duck. A duck, a duck. A duck.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a duck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what my song was. Not Cheetos.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good.

[Chick McGee]

I always understood that rubber ducks were because of Ernie. You would have them in the bath and stuff like that, but I never. Did you guys grow up with rubber ducks?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not at all.

[Jess Hooker]

Barely got a bath.

[Tom Griswold]

There was that dreadful song, Rubber ducky.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but Ernie did that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was from Sesame Street.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that dominated the airwaves and they have the.

[Bob Kevoian]

The rubber duck races right in lots of cities. All.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a little charitable component.

[Chick McGee]

That's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

But isn't that. That's a. A state fair game or a carnival game where you pick a duck, depending.

[Bob Kevoian]

On what numbers on the bottom, you want a prize.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

But do you wave at other Jeep drivers?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't. I mean, if they wave at me first, I wave back. I'm not going to be rude, but I don't initiate the one wave. Ah, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

So, Josh, if you get. And because you've talked about how that's kind of your dream car, if you get a Jeep. This is the Wrangler.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If. If I am waved at, I'll wave back.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're not going to initiate.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't need to initiate it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I would initiate the wave. If I see someone in the. Driving the same car I am, I would wave.

[Tom Griswold]

I would roll down the window and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honk the horn and wave. Hey there. I'd say, same car.

[Jess Hooker]

You pass us in the hallway and don't say anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing. Yeah, but look who I'm dealing with.

[Tom Griswold]

It just depends on the mood.

[Jess Hooker]

You're telling me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, awful movie. Don't. Don't ever forget that. I don't know why I would want to just crawl into a hole every now and then.

[Tom Griswold]

I just mentioned it, See, he proves it, see?

[Chick McGee]

And you laugh and laugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And who's the really insane one? Can't convince him.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you ever wave at anybody, like, in your neighborhood? No, I tell my son, hey, watch this.

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Pat Godwin]

And you wave to them and they just automatically wave back because they think, oh, I must know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like the one where you're in the restaurant, they think someone's waving at you way back, and you realize it's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Either way, the guy behind you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a special sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

Or they wave and you turn around just to make sure it's not the guy behind. No idea. Okay. Ms. Hooker is sitting in for Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News.

[Chick McGee]

I saw this guy, he was swimming out kind of, you know, he's about 40 yards out. I was on the beach and he was out. Out there, and he was waving at me with both hands. And I was like, I don't know this guy. I'm not waving back.

[Bob Kevoian]

You did the right man.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. He kept trying to get my attention.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he did the famous cartoon three counter. Remember that in cartoons? And then just go. The arm would come up and they'd.

[Pat Godwin]

Count to three, and then he went under the water. For the longest.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a cartoon about someone drowning.

[Jess Hooker]

He eventually floated up.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, give us the teaser. What's coming up in the news. And we got the rectum thing.

[Jess Hooker]

We do have some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rectums are very important.

[Jess Hooker]

It feels weird to say a stuffed rectum, but that's what it is. It's a stuffed rectum. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's some time for Thanksgiving, Tommy Ever stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dear God.

[Jess Hooker]

We also have some vintage Thanksgiving side dishes that have gone away, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm. Some of these I'm okay with.

[Chick McGee]

Are they 20 cents?

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean you're okay with them going. Have gone away?

[Tom Griswold]

No, some of them I'm okay with having. Oh, one of the ones I liked about this article was because it mentions the one of the ones I can't stand, which is jello. Yeah, anything with jello I don't want at Thanksgiving or ever. And speaking of artificial colors.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's what's in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez, what's in that red jello? Mary Curie's ashes.

[Chick McGee]

You know, but if we didn't have jelly, we wouldn't have John Belushi grabbing a jello square and slurping it up immediately.

[Bob Kevoian]

See if you can guess what I am now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's all. That's all coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy is a P. I. GP now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Can you tell everybody why they should go to a Bob and Tom.com contest right now?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, because you can get in line to Participate in week 12 of prognostication, the prognostication contest where you could be talking with me next Thursday. And the winners. Pick the winners. You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends. Pick your seat.

[Tom Griswold]

That's bobatom.com contest right now. The prize, of course, every week is a 500 gift certificate.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, that's perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe put like a fortune cookie note in there saying when she pulls it out, it says, oh, the earrings are over there. On the table.

[Chick McGee]

These are all terrific where they're safe.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Show Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Just Hooker at the news desk and something about Java House.

[Jess Hooker]

Java House, the official office beverages of the Bob and Tom show. Go to java house.com and get 25% off your first order with promo code. Bob and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. You save some money and enjoy a beverage. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey buddy, how you doing? There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't Jess Hooker giving off some Aaron Moran vibes?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh wow. Her and Chachi.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know who Aaron.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy. Happy days, Tony.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. You would be a good, a good looking Aaron Moran, I think.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I thought she's cute.

[Chick McGee]

She was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I think she's cute.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not a fan at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh Lord.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. All right. Takes all kinds.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so wait a minute. So I mean one can infer you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don'T find Aaron Moran a little mannish.

[Tom Griswold]

So now you're suggesting I am a little man.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, that's why I said better looking Aaron Moran.

[Jess Hooker]

I think I'm a little mannish.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, do you have a little man in you.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like another?

[Bob Kevoian]

You think we answer here?

[Tom Griswold]

You think we set this up? Because if we. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jess may be cuter than Aaron much, but.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Ms. Moran still with us?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, probably.

[Pat Godwin]

No, she's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you think Chachi was better looking than. Than. What was her name on the show? Oh, Joanie. Yeah, I think Chachi was much better than.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you think Scott was out of Chachi's league?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Who was on Three's Company. Company. That's a vibe too, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

We went to the same college.

[Show Announcer]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you're right, Pat. Ms. Moran is no longer.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh. Oh, I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. She's beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

She got involved in an ugly fight and she. She won. Wow. But she perished nonetheless.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we move on?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. So you're worried that people are going to get upset at us because we're. I'm saying that I don't think Aaron Moran is attracted. Attractive. That's exactly the vibe.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm just. I'm just getting a real positive vibe from Donnie Most right now.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Look at that. Side by side. I mean, that's, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I might be with Chick on this.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I said.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're thrown by the dated look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. The hair's a little heavy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. But yes, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I didn't realize.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think. I think I'm thrown, as always, that when I see her at the porcine nose that she has. Has going.

[Jess Hooker]

She has a beautiful smile.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor scene.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

The poor seenness. Well, maybe. Anywho, were they a cute couple? Joanie and Chachi?

[Bob Kevoian]

They tried to shove them down our throats.

[Chick McGee]

They did. How many episodes of that show were too many?

[Bob Kevoian]

139. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

17. So that show lasted one season.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe. Maybe 17.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's just move on.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What's happening over there?

[Jess Hooker]

They're not exactly stuffed animals. They are all part of a growing line of plush internal organs.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Intestines, rectums, and even testicles.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I had a plush heart from the heart hospital.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Didn't you get a heart? I sure did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is. This is Testicles and Rectums.

[Jess Hooker]

They're made by California artist Wendy Bryan, founder of I Heart Heart Guts.

[Tom Griswold]

Sick.

[Jess Hooker]

She jokingly calls each of her creations a dissected hello Kitty.

[Bob Kevoian]

I Heart Guts.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have any of these? We can show Them.

[Jess Hooker]

The line of plush toys includes smiling livers, lungs, brains, prostates, and more, each selling for about $20.

[Chick McGee]

Are they animal?

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a.

[Tom Griswold]

You can see them up there they are.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're not. They're not made from real organs.

[Jess Hooker]

No, they're stuffed.

[Chick McGee]

There was something about the first part of that story that made me think they were real.

[Jess Hooker]

They're not exactly stuffed animals. Yeah, I could. I could see where that.

[Chick McGee]

They are absolutely stuffed animals.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But they're shaped like organs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh. There's a cervix.

[Chick McGee]

There's a clickbait. In the beginning of that story.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome.

[Jess Hooker]

The newest additions, a cuddly colon and a soft rectum.

[Chick McGee]

These are actually kind of cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they are.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They're not terrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look how cute the tooth is. Is. That's real cute.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Could you imagine if. If you had a friend that was going through a surgery that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Included one of these and you could send it to them?

[Chick McGee]

There it is, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

There's your.

[Chick McGee]

There's your rectum there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Can you imagine? Can you imagine if your kid got that became their sort of lovey. You know, they carried it with them everywhere they went and. Oh, wait a minute. We can't leave the hotel until we find Jenny's rectum.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go anywhere without his tonsil. Hang on a second.

[Chick McGee]

Now there's a vulva. Vagina. Yeah. And. But I don't see a penis.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

A cervix.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they had to draw. I think they probably had to draw the line.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is a testicle, though. Where's the testy second row? All the way to the right.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Out of the sack.

[Pat Godwin]

It's absolutely blue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

Because it actually has the. The vast deference connected to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. Yeah, it looks like a tail and it has a smiling face on the testicle.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're not. They're reasonably priced as well. Well, yeah, but you. That would be the perfect gift for someone who's. Maybe they're having some kind of surgery and you could send them a hysterectomy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's a colon there.

[Tom Griswold]

What about that colon next to. It's the semicolon.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's just partial. It's a smaller version. There's a cervix. Man, oh, man. Odd.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, hey, if you got into, like, something like a sales job. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you say, hi, I'm Josh Arnold at your cervix.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you.

[Chick McGee]

I Would know my audience.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. So you would test it. You would. When you got a feeling to use it, you would definitely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd go to a lady and say, at your cervix.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am.

[Pat Godwin]

At your cervix, say, you're a selling.

[Tom Griswold]

Suppose there's a. There's a. There's a. There's a gynecologist somewhere that.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about this?

[Tom Griswold]

Finds that line hilarious.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is an even better idea. You're out on a first. First date with someone, and you lean over and go, this is. They have great food here. But the cervix is terrible. And just don't make any mention of it and see if.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your date calls you out on it. See what kind of. What she's made out of. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You say cervix and then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, and then just stick to it. Yeah. Cervix, you know, bad cervix. I think it's. Later.

[Tom Griswold]

Later on tonight, it'll be cervix with a smile. I'll be smiling. These are all. These are all great lines you can use on these lady friends. Yeah. Well, in any event, if you want to. If you want a plush rectum or intestine or whatever, why isn't there a penis?

[Pat Godwin]

Because it's maybe too graphic.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that's. Yeah. Just too much.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, the vulva's not ungraphic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You know, and it's plush.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a few of those.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if it's microwavable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. You got to be careful with that. Do you know, guys use beef liver.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, can we move on? What's coming up in the news?

[Jess Hooker]

Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[Chick McGee]

The almond sting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's. I tell what we. We. Today is not a big. I was looking over today in history. It's not a good one, but let's just. Let's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

We can do a couple of them real quick.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

The theme music.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't do it without the theme music.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Steamboat Willie appeared on this date in 1928.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't he whistle?

[Chick McGee]

He does whistle. And he steers. I think that's all I know of that cartoon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't. Isn't there something about. It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's public domain now. So. There are horror movies out there. Steamboat Willie's Revenge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're protecting Mickey, so he won't be.

[Bob Kevoian]

So far, all aid.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. 1883, the United States and Canada established the first standardized Time zones. What year? 1883. I remember reading about this because of trains.

[Chick McGee]

You remember reading about that?

[Tom Griswold]

I would enlighten you, but it would probably be too sophisticated of a.

[Chick McGee]

You understand. You're alive how you said that in 1883 this happened. You know, I remember reading about it.

[Tom Griswold]

You just read it? I was there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that was you.

[Tom Griswold]

The implication was no, because they used to just. They would just set noon at. By looking up and, hey, it's noon. But when they had. Once they had trains, they had to be able to go, okay, this is going to be leaving at this time. It's far too sophisticated for your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, were they different time zones, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. But just to establish a constant time. Boring. Okay, sorry. It's boring. I'm sorry. How about the Happy birthday, Alan Shepard, one of the original set seven.

[Chick McGee]

Allegedly.

[Tom Griswold]

Allegedly. I mean, you can't dispute the fact that there are photographs of the seven men together.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen photographs of a crocodile at the dentist's office.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't mean he was there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You think that's real?

[Tom Griswold]

I stand corrected.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've seen photographs of a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, how about this? Happy birthday, Kirk Hammett, Dashiell's boy. He's. He's in Metallica.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I said, not a strong day. Oh, I really love this guy. Owen Wilson, born in 1968. On this date.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like him, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've been working on. No one will.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see my nose? It looks like an ass.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think you had some. It was broken at some point.

[Jess Hooker]

Sounds like the Smuckers guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, with their name, like.

[Chick McGee]

I like Owen and Luke.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think if you haven't seen Bottle Rocket. Go. Go get that right now. Yes, really good.

[Tom Griswold]

19. 1978, Billy Joe releases 52nd street, which would later become the first CD ever produced. I did not know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had 52nd street and I enjoyed it.

[Chick McGee]

I hadn't heard one through 51, so I did. I didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't enjoy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't break now. Me man can't break now. His show just died.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Can't break.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

We can't leave with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Tom, we can't leave with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, we beg you to come back based on our past history.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, it's got to get better.

[Chick McGee]

If only this show would die. Instead of the death rattle we've been broadcasting for the last.

[Bob Kevoian]

Squeezing the very last.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up out of this. Coming up, we have a Chance to talk like an Egyptian.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what man to hear that song.

[Tom Griswold]

What side dishes we need to get rid of. And a flight of gravy on the way. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

You could win a $250Amazon gift card by taking our listener survey. We'd like to know what you like. Just go to Bob and bob and tom.com survey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Chick. Visit Stephen Singer Jewelers atIhateStevensinger.com. find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America. But get this, he's also the most hated jeweler in America. What? Buy other jewelers. No, that's I Hate stevensinger.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

There'S Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee at the prize Picks Sports Desk. Tom, we have a special guest joining.

[Tom Griswold]

Us in the studio. I had not met him until a few moments ago. He is Hoss Ridgeway. And I've already created a theme for him.

[Chick McGee]

You have?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, joining us here in the Bob and Tom O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Hoss Ridgeway.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Hoss. Nice to meet you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, good to be here, Hoss.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a big fella.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You ride like horses, do you?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

No. The last horse I tried to ride, it sat down.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, then forget the western music.

[Chick McGee]

What are yours? Six? Four?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

About that, yes. Okay. And 300? None of your business.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big fella.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand that you are a comedian and a pastor.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we don't have to worry about any slippage?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

No, not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Not going to get any bad words out of you.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

No, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy Jesus. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, recently we had the smoking pastor in here.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is a very fine chef, ordained in meat and is also a cook. He's going to be doing a special event for us coming up real soon. Yeah, but you are, like we mentioned, a big guy. I don't know anything about you. You just walked in here. Are you married? Single?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Oh, I've been married for over 30 years. And what, two kids? Yeah, I'm 52 years old. I know. I'm incognito.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would.

[Jess Hooker]

You look very young.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I would have guessed 30.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

So apparently the Lord's been good to you.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Yeah, well, my right now need tells me different.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's great. That's great. How old are your kids?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

22 and 17.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow, 17. That's a great age, isn't it, Tom? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you care for them?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I do, yes. I don't know if they always care for me.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. You know what I'm thinking in my head right now?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, what?

[Tom Griswold]

I have kids. Oh, many. But I have kids 9 and 12.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thank you for receiving that information.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you were going to say I have a kid, 52 years old. Yeah.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I don't want to start over, that's for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Oh, I did. It's fun.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I'm good to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's fun. Yeah. Now, are you a full time pastor?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

How's that going?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

It's going great. I, you know, I don't even get in too much trouble, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a good flock, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

They're awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you call them a flock? Is that the proper term?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Well, some people call them that.

[Chick McGee]

Congregation, maybe.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Congregation.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

That's what to pay it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, congregate. That's better than flock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Customers. How about customers?

[Chick McGee]

Parishioners.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

That's a big old $10 word. We like those. I didn't use them in Kentucky growing up, but I've learned them since I moved out.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you love Kentucky? Do you tell jokes during your sermons?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

You know, I do. And I don't really get in trouble for that unless I don't use one, you know, like. But to be fair, it was Easter.

[Chick McGee]

So you were trying to be a little more solemn.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Right, but I mean, what was I going to say? Like, knock, knock, who's there? Not Jesus. He's risen, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Ye, I can see how that'd be.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Problematic. Can I interrupt the flow here for just a second? I've just been handed this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna make a prediction. I'm going to just read this sentence and there's going to be a collective song.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

A collective song.

[Chick McGee]

You think we'll all know and burst into it?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm hoping.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, should we look and Hoss.

[Chick McGee]

If you know it, please join in.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Should we look to Pat to lead us in some way?

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe, maybe I think you're all. I'm going to be so disappointed. This will be the second time today that I will have blown it if this doesn't work out.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm kind of concerned that now it's like he's trying to, like, put it on you guys. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So if this fails, it's your fault.

[Jess Hooker]

And we don't even know. I mean, usually you tell us what you want us to do, and now.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'Re stressing out so much about what.

[Jess Hooker]

You want us to do.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

This is the worst karaoke I've ever been to.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know what you're gonna say. Don't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

According to this press release, the brand is trying to reinvent itself. Ladies and gentlemen, the steakhouse that is coming back is called Sizzler.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to Sizzler.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know that either.

[Bob Kevoian]

White men can't jump, right?

[Chick McGee]

I never saw that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Woody Harrelson and the other guy.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't like the impression. Implication of the title. Okay. I'm not going to see that racist piece of crap. I can do whatever I want.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wesley Snipes. That's it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dick Raspberry's a good job.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to see it, actually, because I love.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're going to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, I didn't like Bulger and that Shelton thing.

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, well. Yeah. So we'll have to find out more. That's interesting. The.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's coming back, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the restaurant business is in a real weird spot.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, Sizzler was known for a badass salad bar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, see, I've never been to a Sizzler. We had Western Sizzling.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and so I've been to. I guarantee I must be very similar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually we can segue from our discussion with Haas. We'll find out more about Haas in a moment. By the way, is that a nickname?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

It is a nickname.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is your religious association. What's the word I'm looking for? Gig, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Will.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you use Haas for that as well?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I haven't been called my regular name until since, like, 91.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Do you go by Pastor Hoss?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I just go by Haas.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. I'm a pastor.

[Bob Kevoian]

House.

[Tom Griswold]

On the same street as your house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I lock the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of food and Sizzler, we have this list of.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So called.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the one.

[Tom Griswold]

Vintage side sides that are being retired. The side is retired.

[Jess Hooker]

While mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, and cranberry sauce have long been side dish staples for Thanksgiving. Timeless There have been a few creative creations that have gone extinct.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Mental Floss compiled a list of vintage Thanksgiving side dishes that probably don't need to make a comeback.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Cranberry, mayo, jello, candle, sack salad.

[Chick McGee]

Candle.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you say candle?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm concerned about the candle. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

A gelatin based salad made from cranberry jello and mayonnaise molded into cylinders and topped with a real candle.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember these.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I do know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely dreadful lettuce.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, that looks like they put gelatin into a can of cranberry sauce and let it set up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, the lettuce is garnish pat. Otherwise. Otherwise, that would be gross.

[Pat Godwin]

I was eating the bottom.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

This kind of look. Summer sausage.

[Chick McGee]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I guess it's kind of cute, but I don't know. I don't know. Mayonnaise and jello.

[Chick McGee]

What if it is delicious? How do we know?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, by the way, when I was going through this, I said, are we going to ask Ms. Hooker to make any of these dishes? And I decided that it'd be too mean.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, well, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. No, I mean you. I mean, we'd have to eat it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's awful. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't want to see that. I can't. Maybe if. Let's read through. Maybe I'll find one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Pork cake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pork cake. That sounds great.

[Jess Hooker]

A sweet, savory cake made with salt pork, molasses, brown sugar, raisins, buttermilk and spices.

[Chick McGee]

That's something.

[Tom Griswold]

Salt pork isn't meat. Right. Salt pork is just that chunk of flab that comes in with baked beans.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's what I like. Season beans with. Like when you make a pot of navy beans, you put it in there.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Is it pork or just like pork fat?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's just pork fat. There's a very thin line of actual pork in the middle usually. That's it. Yeah. Creamed onions.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard of that. I read that, like in a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some old book I want to say I have had. As a kid. I had cream onions and it was delicious.

[Jess Hooker]

It doesn't sound bad. Small onions cooked in rich cream sauce with buttercream and cheddar cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They're like pearl onions, aren't they?

[Jess Hooker]

Or. I bet that's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you taste the onion or are you just tasting the cream and the butter?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Another jello turkey salad in a festive ring of jello turkey, leftover turkey served in the center of a ring shaped mold of cranberry gelatin.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they mean like turkey salad? Like chicken salad would be prepared?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but it's made with cranberry sauce.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like a jelly.

[Chick McGee]

It does.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

That accidentally happened last year and we lived it. That's what it sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, on, while we're at it, I got this nice letter from Robert. He goes, I make turkey, stuffing and gravy and ham, mashed potatoes and gravy enchiladas every Thanksgiving.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa. That sounds pretty good.

[Jess Hooker]

That is. And.

[Tom Griswold]

But the suggestion earlier of the. The day after Thanksgiving pot pie.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, that makes. That makes a lot of sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Just buy. You buy. So you buy some pie shells.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I got a lot of response about my Thanksgiving cake. So it think of a crab cake, but we're taking turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my.

[Jess Hooker]

Mixing it with some egg, and then we're gonna deep fry the patty.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm excited.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when we come back, we'll finish off the. Finish off the things that we're trying to not remember for Thanksgiving. But right now, it's time for that quiz. You ready? This is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

You've heard us talking about annuities here in the Bob and Tom show, and I didn't know what they even were. It's all about having money when you retire, having money come on in on a regular basis that you can count on. And the experts in annuities, the Silac Insurance Company. So we're going to just test you guys with your questions. We call it the McGee Three. Ladies and gentlemen, our contestant is Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options with. What is the Silac website address?

[Bob Kevoian]

Silac ins.com. tom. That's right. It's S I L A C I N S dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, Very good. You got the first one right. I love the idea, by the way, of getting this. This is. This is unbelievable information. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where do I learn about this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, once again, the website silacins.com. click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you're two for two. Very good. Now, Mr. McGee, with your mellifluous pipes, as they say in the industry, the beautiful voice, the stentorian you, that is you. I'd like to ask you to read the SILAC disclaimer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't possibly. Let's go over to Jess Hooker. Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, Jess. A nice job. Nicely done.

[Jess Hooker]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, more things we don't want to see come back to the table at Thanksgiving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anything with a hoof. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No hoofs.

[Tom Griswold]

This is amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hoof free zone.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing. Clothes cloven.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Live Science. Headline. Were there female gladiators topless in ancient Rome? I'll give you a hint. The answer is yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I get the feeling this was started by a fraternity somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

No. The funniest part about this is the original toga party.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

If this is true, they actually had stage names.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not kidding. Like Mercedes and, well, Mercedes Maximus. I don't know. We'll find out. From the O'Reilly Auto Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello. Tom, we have a big time guest here.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a big fella. His name is Hoss Haas, Ridgeway comedian. He's a comedian and a pastor. So I'm assuming. I'm assuming that your shows tend to be rather not blue, put it that way.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, in the course of going from club to club, you've probably had to deal with some fairly blue acts.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I just be me, though, you know, that's fine.

[Jess Hooker]

I just.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I just do stand up. I don't. Some people are like Christian comedians. They tell those, you know, jokes about, you know, that culture. But I just tell my family stuff that it's funny enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You and you have two kids, right? Right. And I. Oh, they're 22.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Is the girl. And then a boy is 17.

[Tom Griswold]

How's that going?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Going well?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I smiled really big when I said that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you think maybe too big.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

You're hiding some things.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Well, I mean, when you raise a kid who's a Pastor's kid and a comedian's kid. They get clever, you know, like there was a. Someone, like a cat in the neighborhood killed a baby bunny, and we went to bury it, and my daughter said, I want to. I want to say something. And I was like, okay, go ahead. And she says, leans over this hole, right. That we put this baby bunny in, and says, I'm sorry the cat killed you, but he's probably going to kill the rest of your family.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we're.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Going to bury them all here right next to you. And I was like, I'm raising a serial killer.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to be comforting, but.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Right.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

And it was a shallow grave, so there's that.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of serial killers, is anybody watching? I just forgot the name of the. Oh, is that. Is that up and running?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tommy Hanneman. Or however you say his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just Charlie. Charlie on the plane. There's another show called the Beast in Me, which is not the serial killer one, but that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it sounds like.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the pluralist? Is that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

The what one?

[Jess Hooker]

Pluralist.

[Tom Griswold]

Pluribus.

[Jess Hooker]

Pluribus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pluribus.

[Chick McGee]

That's an apple.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's like a sci fi thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vince Gilligan and got a bit of.

[Pat Godwin]

A touch of that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to.

[Chick McGee]

The girlfriend. I don't want to throw it away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Better Call Saul. I'm forgetting her name, but she's great.

[Jess Hooker]

The guy that did Breaking Bad. Is that it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I got.

[Tom Griswold]

I got to do my homework, see what to watch, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know, a landman started Sunday. They've dropped first episode. However, you know my policy. I have a policy. Unless all the episodes are available, I'm not going to start watching it. I don't know why they do this on some of the services and other services, they. The whole season. Boom, right there for you.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I love it. One dropping a week. It's old school. It's like Destination.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, which one do you think is more effective?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they say that the reason it's still continuing is the one that. Where they. An episode a week is more effective is what they say. But I enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, with respect to ratings, which one?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I don't know if that. Traditional ratings, I don't know, doesn't apply here.

[Tom Griswold]

I know they say that. What is it? The number one movie ever in the history of Netflix is the K Pop?

[Jess Hooker]

I think so. K pop Demon Hunters.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty amazing.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

But now we have to finish our list. Sorry, I Forgot about this. We got to get back to our.

[Bob Kevoian]

Side dishes that aren't available anymore.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

And thank goodness.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what else have we got?

[Jess Hooker]

Suet pudding. A dense, savory, old fashioned pudding made with suet, which is beef fat, flour, milk and spices, then steamed into a mold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, then why is it named after chimney droppings? Suet isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Suet. Isn't that what we would put in bird feeders?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Know.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that true?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The beef fat draws birds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was a kid, I remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, that's what. That's really old school.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the motto of one of my dad's lawyer friends.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. Let him eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Su it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

That probably is pretty tasty.

[Chick McGee]

Am I. I mean, it might be Spam, like a lot of these things.

[Jess Hooker]

True. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I find Spam to be quite tasty.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the next one I do. You go hard G or soft?

[Jess Hooker]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which one for what?

[Jess Hooker]

Giblet.

[Tom Griswold]

You go giblet?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you do giblets?

[Tom Griswold]

I've always said giblet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Giblet gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

But I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why is that on the list?

[Tom Griswold]

Giblet gravy is great gravy made from.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I bet it's not.

[Chick McGee]

I bet most tables don't have it. I bet they have just a lighter gravy. They don't actually put the giblets in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. This is kind of a lot. A lot of work. Right. Heart, liver, gizzard and the neck and lard for extra richness.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody's not that many people are making that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What I do, whenever I make my turkey every year, I always take the. All that stuff and I boil it and cut it up and give it to the dogs.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, good. I thought you're telling the other story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, not with our guests very intimidated.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you talking about the horrible accident that might take place in the kitchen?

[Jess Hooker]

How about a hot Dr. Pepper? A heated soda drink made by warming Dr. Pepper and adding a slice of lemon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Always heard of this, never have tasted.

[Jess Hooker]

Does it sound great?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

The movie Blast from the past.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They did that?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, I do.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's an underrated movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Brendan Fraser and Christopher Walker. Yeah. That is incredible movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've never seen or you'd heard of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's a good one. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the. What's the story?

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't give him. No, no. Don't give away too much. It's a family yeah. And they.

[Tom Griswold]

And they make heated Dr. Pepper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's right.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Every Thursday, he makes it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christopher Walkinson.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I don't know where that came from.

[Jess Hooker]

Jellied turkey, vegetable salad.

[Chick McGee]

Jellied turkey.

[Jess Hooker]

A cold gelatin salad made with cooked turkey, frozen mixed vegetables, condensed soup, and Miracle Whip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I am out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Again, I mean, maybe. Maybe this is. We just.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're.

[Chick McGee]

What we're doing here is learning how the sausage is made. We're not actually trying any of these.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

What if they're all delicious?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they could be.

[Bob Kevoian]

They very well could be.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

But some of the titles, I'm just like. I'm not even gonna find.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, it's. It's a tough sell.

[Jess Hooker]

All right, here's the last one. Deviled ham stuffing. A stuffing mixture that includes canned deviled ham, along with breadcrumbs, celery, apples, and walnuts.

[Chick McGee]

I bet that works.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a stuffing. Yeah, that's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything's good. Sounds delicious.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Although ham salads are a tough sell right now for some reason. I don't know why.

[Chick McGee]

I like it on a club cracker.

[Jess Hooker]

I love ham.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Under Underwood. Tuna salad. But the canned tuna salad. Ham salad, chicken salad. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a. But this is a list that purports to be things that we should not bring back.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a list of people we should not bring back for Thanksgiving?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I think we all have them. We just don't want to say them out loud.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Hoss, are you going to be cooking at your place?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

We're going to be cooking at my dad's house in Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's nice. Now, do you bring a dish or just bring your skill of a.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

He said, just bring rolls, and I was like, let's go.

[Jess Hooker]

That's all right.

[Chick McGee]

This is important. What roles will you be bringing?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Hawaiian rolls.

[Chick McGee]

All right, now, look, those are absolutely fantastic, and they're fine, but the answer for Thanksgiving is brown and serve.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Okay, I'm with you. I'm just going by the instructions my dad gave me because, you know, he's scary. You know, I'm a preacher's kid, right? So, I mean, he's still preaching in his 70s, you know, generation, and I have two brothers that do it as well.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's three.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

There's four of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Us.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

There's three preachers and one disappointment.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Is. Is grace at the Thanksgiving table? Do you each take a turn, or is it. Does it go, like, every year? Is it like your turn. You bring the rolls and bring. Bring the prayer.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Ever makes eye contact with dad first? That's.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't say it every year.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

No, he probably does. I. You know, he always says we can't eat anything before the prayer because it'll.

[Tom Griswold]

Spoil on your stomach.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Stomach.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Oh, that's why I pray all the time. I kind of eat all.

[Chick McGee]

My grandpa always. We would all stand up in a circle and hold hands and he, he.

[Jess Hooker]

Would do the same.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Yeah, we go around the table and say what we're thankful for, you know, and I like to go around the table and have everybody say something nice about me. But they don't play that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great. That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a comedian and a pastor. I've got a quick question for you. A friend of mine is a. Is a pastor and he was telling me, does he know who you are? Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the entire.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's still a friend with you?

[Tom Griswold]

I think he seems to be. As a work in progress.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but this is true. He was telling me that there are just the same way there are in comedy where someone will say, hey man, that's my joke. Or that's my routine. That's my piece.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He was telling me me that some of his sermons have been ripped off. Right. Because they were so popular. They were on YouTube and stuff or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Streaming live or what. Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, they. Yeah, exactly.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

It seems like a normal thing to borrow the sermons because back in the long time ago, they. People would write books with their sermon notes and then sell them with the anticipation that somebody would use them. But now we've got the Internet, we can. I said we. I didn't mean to say that. But anyway, people take those things. But I mean, give somebody credit if you're going to do that, you know, or show the clip, that's a lot easier.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, good point.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm going to take five.

[Jess Hooker]

Watch this.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

We're going to call in the DVD now. It's going to be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just wondering if you had encountered that.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Yeah. I've seen people use things that I have done before and I'm just. It's all good for on that. When it comes to comedy though, them's fighting words. I mean, I'll lay hands on somebody in Jesus name.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know. We. I wanted to see if we could squeeze in at least one of these stories.

[Jess Hooker]

We do Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

I think the people need to know feel at home. Kentucky Fried Chicken is gearing up for Thanksgiving with what they call the extra crispy festive feast.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

That features a gravy flight.

[Chick McGee]

A gravy flight?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. The chain announced that the 25 meal combo includes an eight piece bucket of extra crispy fried chicken, four biscuits, and two large sides of mashed potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

As a part of the feast, KFC is also introducing a brand new gravy flight with three flavors. The signature brown gravy, white pepper, crack corn, and Southwest cheddar gravy.

[Chick McGee]

All sounds pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

The brand said the extra crispy festive feast, which serves four, is currently available.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Good.

[Jess Hooker]

There you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Southwest cheddar gravy.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No, you don't want to try it?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're out.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't want cheese in my grave. No, I'm out. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, if I wanted cheese, I'll put cheese on it.

[Chick McGee]

It kind of works in, like those breakfast bowls. You'll have the sausage gravy and then they'll put cheddar in there as well.

[Jess Hooker]

You're right.

[Chick McGee]

So it's not a bad kind of combo.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never had one of those bowls. Oh, maybe today is my day.

[Chick McGee]

Today is your day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

It gives new meaning to the word restaurant. It's no longer a workaround. It's all in one bowl.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I like. I just like the use of the word flight.

[Jess Hooker]

I do, too. I like a. A gravy flight. I'm on board a soup flight. Those are one of my favorite things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did that start there was such a.

[Pat Godwin]

Thing as a soup flight?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It started with booze.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's like a flight of. I've seen a flight of tequila or a flight of booze. Bourbon.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was in the alcohol world for sure, but no, there's a place Jeffy and I are going to for lunch. They have a soup flight.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

A soup flight.

[Pat Godwin]

What time do you take off?

[Chick McGee]

I like it, Pat. I like it a lot. And Hoss enjoyed it, too. That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have like a bean soup and like a. Like a stew.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if I want to mix soups.

[Jess Hooker]

You want, but. But I. I would. I just wonder how much is it. Is it like a shot? Am I getting a two ounce shot of soup or am I getting like a couple spoonfuls? What's the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I go to a restaurant where they bring you little teeny tiny shot glasses of desserts. That's good.

[Jess Hooker]

That's Always a dessert flight is very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cheese cheesecake in one and like. Like a little something of ice cream flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they in a glass?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're about this. They're a little bigger than a standard.

[Tom Griswold]

One of those baby spoons that you stir. It is cappuccino.

[Jess Hooker]

They are. They are tiny forks and they.

[Bob Kevoian]

They bring them to your table and it's on like a dessert shot glass.

[Tom Griswold]

Tree at your house. Do you have those little baby forks?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure there are some.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what for like shrimp cocktail or for getting crab out of the shell.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a drawer that.

[Jess Hooker]

Pickle forks.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's got to be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's never opened.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's never. Yeah, no, there. It's open, but the forks are never gotten.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see. I see. Do you have the little baby forks?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I do. I call them them a pickle fork. When I. Yeah. When I'm just want a couple pickles.

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday I was putting dishes away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Tell us about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes, I will.

[Chick McGee]

I have dinner plates, of course. And then I have the smaller plates. What do you call those? Are those salad plates in your house?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dusty.

[Chick McGee]

Unused. You know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, you two could.

[Chick McGee]

That sometimes I accidentally set him up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he just hits it out of the.

[Jess Hooker]

He does.

[Chick McGee]

Out of the stadium.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why. I don't know why. He doesn't hear himself. He doesn't hear himself do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It was three weeks ago when I said I was thinking about buying a house and he said of pancakes. Yeah, that was out of the stadium.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

This one was out of the stadium.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

We're gonna have an album soon.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he just like Tom Griswold remarks. That was hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

Just T ball it for him.

[Chick McGee]

Like, too funny to get mad at.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Trust.

[Bob Kevoian]

Trust yourself more, Tom. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

So good.

[Tom Griswold]

Move forward here.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

But what do you call those?

[Jess Hooker]

They are salad plates.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what you call them?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Little plate.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you feel about saucer?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it isn't. It isn't though.

[Tom Griswold]

No. A saucer's got. A saucer has the little ridge in there so that the cup will not fall.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never seen a saucer like that. He said with firm white trash roots embedded in our.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Am I right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you are right.

[Tom Griswold]

The saucer has like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Catching.

[Chick McGee]

It'll have this kind of. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You're making me realize that at home when I ask my kids how hungry they are, I'm like, do you want a Plate or you want a little plate?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

How hungry? And it's always. Yeah, little plate is what we call it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Baby plate.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. But it is. It is a salad plate. I'm sure if you went to purchase them, that's what you would look for.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now that's all good to know. Speaking of food, I think the best thing to put. The best thing to put in any plate would be an Omaha steak.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe. Maybe a large dollop of lasagna.

[Chick McGee]

Can you have a large dollop lasagna? No, you can have. Yeah, Slab.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's how I have my lasagna. A rasher of lasagna by the palate.

[Bob Kevoian]

On one of those dusty plates he has.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, do you want it?

[Chick McGee]

The big plate for the Horse Ridgeway. Do you eat meat?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I eat meat.

[Chick McGee]

How do you like your steak?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

My plate as fast as you can possibly get it there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. That's what I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Omaha steaks.com is the place to go right now. They're having their sizzle all the way sale 50% off site wide, plus an extra $35 off with promo code BTS at checkout. Gift your family and friends USDA certified tender steaks. They also have juicy burgers, cozy and convenient comfort meals like that meat lover's lasagna. And so more, much more holiday magic made easy with Omaha Steaks. One of my favorite times during the holidays is when I'm trimming the tree, putting up the ornaments and whatnot, getting that tree skirt out, laying it all. And while I'm doing all that, the caramel apple tartlets from Omaha steaks are baking in the oven. You get the smell going, you break those out, you put them in a. I put mine in a bowl. I will have two caramel apple tartlets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some ice cream, and a scoop of.

[Chick McGee]

Vanilla ice cream for each one.

[Tom Griswold]

Delightful.

[Chick McGee]

And then I sit down and I admire that tree. It is fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I make a suggestion? Instead of going with the tree skirt, go with the culottes. They're easier to get on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'll check those out. All right. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's got to be, more importantly, easier to get off. Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

If you place your horses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, Padre.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I've already started my Omaha State gift giving.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great thing to do for people that live out of town.

[Chick McGee]

My address has not been updated.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah, it's the same as it was last, right?

[Tom Griswold]

The Omaha Steaks gift for you. It comes after Thanksgiving. Right now it's the pie. Oh, you did? Okay. The pies are on the way. We're on the way too, I think. Can we get our Egyptian things squeezed in here?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a fascinating story. Yeah, we get to play that cool song. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Up in a couple minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a big time song this hour ready. There's Josh Arnold. Hi there. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Picks sports desk. And Tom, we have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

We do indeed. He is Hoss Ridgeway, comedian. We'll talk with Haas in just a second. A couple of points of order. Let's see. Week 11 is over. We'll have our winner of week 11. We'll announce that probably first thing tomorrow. Week 12 up and running beginning Thursday evening. What am I talking about? The NFL.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

The NFL. Make your picks by going to bobandtom.com contest test and you could win that 500 gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Check out the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com while you're there. We've got some cool new shirts and sweatshirts and hats, et cetera, et cetera.

[Chick McGee]

Panties.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom pop up store. No panties.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't we have Bob and Tom underwear? Those would go sell like hotcakes. Why don't we have Bob and Tom hotcakes?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, we do have Bob and Tom underwear. I found an old pair in the the. I mean, they weren't worn. That sounds Weird. And they were in the prize closet, but I think they have shirtless girl on the front.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

If those. If that prize closet could talk.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, check. Check out the popup store, won't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

You act irritated.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. We. We do have sweatshirts and T shirts, no panties.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we're leaving money on the table.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, if I was a normal listener, I would start a petition right now. Where are the Bob and Tom undergarments? Let's make them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Maybe do a chick Magee bra with your face facing inward on both.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see that one guy? He set a world record for unclasping bras. And it was like some crazy number, like 190 and 60 seconds or some.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

On women or on man?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, they were there, had ladies lined up, and he's. Wow. Right down the line. Man, I could do it pretty fast, but not 190.

[Tom Griswold]

What algorithm directed that story to you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably the one where I hunt for boobs all day on the Internet. Okay, that might have been it.

[Chick McGee]

You are a boob hunter, but you don't waste anything. You honor your prey.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right. I catch and release leaves.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's talk with our guest, Haas. Ridgeway Haas. You're a pastor, you're a comedian. You're on the road a lot, right? You listen to music in the car when you're driving around, you got. Are you a fan?

[Hoss Ridgeway]

Yeah, I. I have to make my music a lot because I don't have a radio in my truck. It's broken.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Sing.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

I do sing. Yeah. And my children do, too. I mean, my daughter loves music, but she found my record player one time and didn't know that there was two different stuff speeds.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

So for a while, she thought I heard she. That I listened to music that sounded.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like shot to your heart.

[Hoss Ridgeway]

She's like, that's demon music. And I was like, that's what your grandma called it when I was your age.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crank it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have to? Maybe we should save the Egyptian story for tomorrow.

[Bob Kevoian]

We can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we got a couple really cool stories. We got a story about Rome and female gladiators, which I didn't. Was not aware of. And apparently they have pretty strong evidence that these existed. And including some. What do you call it? I guess, sort of primitive drawings.

[Jess Hooker]

But it wasn't based on their strength.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, speaking of things I didn't print today, this one irritated me, But I'm gonna run it by you anyway.

[Chick McGee]

All right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Irritate us whenever we get these, irritate away.

[Tom Griswold]

These, these words that are added to the dictionary. Dictionary.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did I give you that? Okay, go ahead with it.

[Jess Hooker]

That one did print.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Jess Hooker]

Cambridge Dictionary has added more phrases to its database.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

The new additions include dry texting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dry texting.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what this means.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a couple guesses.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not like dry humping, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Guess away.

[Jess Hooker]

It means sending very short text messages, sometimes with one word answers to questions.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's what everybody does.

[Jess Hooker]

Which may suggest the sender is not interested in the person they are texting.

[Chick McGee]

All right, this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's every text to do. That's every text Tom has ever sent me. Yeah, I, I.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an economy of words.

[Jess Hooker]

Social snacking. All right, Short or casual interactions that make someone feel more connected to others.

[Chick McGee]

H. Okay, so meaningless. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Who needed that word?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's using that word.

[Jess Hooker]

You think it's fake, though? Do you think that?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think people are using that. I just think they're not people in the circles that we're part of.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I mean, do you think that, that a social, Social snacking is a fake interaction? Does that. You know what I mean? Like if I, if I felt like you were lonely and I just made up something to talk about. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

But dry texting means if someone says, hey, are you coming tonight? You just go, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. That's all it is. Or K, just the letter K. Especially.

[Tom Griswold]

That one makes me not enough time for the O. Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That makes me crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever done this? Hey, are you coming tonight? Or just breathing hard. Have you ever texted? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No. How about dry sexting? If you like a really old lady?

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Your joke chick was too tasteless.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right, right, right. Yeah. He looked at me with disgust and went into that one.

[Chick McGee]

1.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you believe it?

[Chick McGee]

Any other phrases?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, word. Just one more.

[Jess Hooker]

Ultrovert. Ultrovert. What do you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone who is too forward. Too forward.

[Jess Hooker]

Someone who may be outgoing and friendly, but does not enjoy interacting with groups of people and often feels on the outside of society.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's ever use that word.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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