The BOB & TOM Show - November 19, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: November 19, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode blends classic BOB & TOM comedic banter with spirited discussions on scams, sports, weird world records, and Thanksgiving food hacks. The cast (Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Jess Hooker, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, and Ace Cosby) bounce between news, personal anecdotes, and listener letters, maintaining their signature irreverent humor. The episode features musical parodies, running inside jokes, and special guests like comedian Tim Cavanaugh and Ali Breen. Food, football, scams, and surrogate family squabbles define the flavor of this pre-Thanksgiving episode.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Parody & Thanksgiving Parodies ([01:38]–[03:05])

• The show opens with a musical parody, "Turkeys and Whores," lampooning Thanksgiving (and adult entertainment):
  • “Turkeys and Whores / I love them / Turkeys and Whores ... But a whore will charge you more if you want seconds” ([02:05] – Commercial Voice).
  • Launches into the first of many food-related bits.

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2. Scams & Tech Frustrations ([04:38]–[09:24])

• Tom's scam rant: Tom rails against scammers preying on elderly, recounts recent scam attempts targeting him and show members.
  • “I am in favor of cruel and unusual punishment... On Friday nights we burn them live at the stake in a different major city each week.” ([04:42] – Tom Griswold)
• New Scam Alerts: Fake utility shutoff, fake toll infractions—in some cases these parallel real bills and cause confusion.
  • “We actually didn’t pay our toll and now we owe $800.” ([07:43] – Jeff Oskay)
• Report junk?: The crew ponders whether hitting “report junk” does anything.
  • “There’s a clearinghouse with at least 100 operators standing by...” ([06:32] – Chick McGee, being sarcastic)
• Trash can drama: The gang riff on uncollected and downsized trash cans as their neighborhoods change service, leading to jokes about Christmas trash cans.
  • “Trash cans for Christmas!” ([09:24] – Chick McGee/Pat Godwin)

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3. Animal News: Domestication of Raccoons ([13:13]–[13:59])

• Short, odd news item: Raccoons’ noses are allegedly shrinking as they adapt to urban environments and become more domesticated (“Olfactory evolutionary changes”).
• The gang riff on raccoon noses, including a jab at Adrian Brody’s famously large nose.

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4. Sports Roundup & Contest Talk ([12:15]–[14:49])

• NFL News: Injured/Josh Arnold out sick, NFL updates including Jamar Chase out, Aaron Rodgers’ recovery, and NFL player on WWE.
• Sports trivia and contest: Plug for the Bob & Tom NFL picks contest.
  • “You could win that gift certificate for 500 bucks... from Steven Singer Jewelers.” ([13:44] – Tom Griswold)

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5. Personal Anecdotes, Travel Mishaps & TSA Talk ([19:41]–[23:14])

• Overdue gym bag repairs, TSA hassles (“Don’t borrow teenagers’ suitcases”), and lost and found treasures (from iPhones to prosthetic limbs at Disney).
  • “We find false teeth. We find prosthetic limbs, which, I mean, really, that just seems so odd.” ([21:56] – Tom Griswold)
• Anecdote about forgetting items, highlights travel paranoia.

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6. Jeep, Motorcycle, and Car ‘Waves’ ([25:48]–[27:37])

• Listeners write in about the tradition among Jeep (and motorcycle/Corvette) drivers to wave at each other—except at biker gangs and “those pricks on Gold Wings.”
  • “You do not wave to those pricks on Gold Wings. They won’t wave to commoners on bikes without cup holders.” ([28:19] – Letter from Jeremy)

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7. Thanksgiving Food Hacks & Odd Sides ([47:32]–[49:10], [77:01]–[84:09])

• Listener recipes for Thanksgiving leftovers (egg rolls, pot pies, pierogies, “stoeffles”).
• Mac and Cheese taste test: Apple Pie-flavored Kraft Mac & Cheese, with live tasting:
  • “When you first taste it, it tastes like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Then in the aftertaste you get the apple.” ([77:39] – Jess Hooker)
• Outrage over unusual holiday sides (Frog Eye Salad, Tomato Pudding, “Clown in a Blender” dessert), and the novelty of “day after” Thanksgiving dishes.
• DIY/college food hacks: making cake with Sprite, mac and cheese with beer.
  • “If you’re out of milk, you can use Budweiser. It makes like a beer cheese. Actually really good.” ([81:14] – Jeff Oskay)

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8. World Records & WTF Science News ([66:50]–[69:50])

• World Record: Most matches held in the nose (81, by Martin Strobe).
• Personal stuff: Jess Hooker admits to fitting a quarter up her nose at parties (“my drunk trick”).
• Medical Oddities: Woman lactates from her armpits; crew riff on “accessory breasts” and third nipples in celebrities.
  • “Armpit lactation... droplets of milk leaked from her hair follicles.” ([127:06] – Jess Hooker)

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9. Listener Letters & Running Gags ([25:12]–[70:17])

• Dogs with people names: “Douglas, get your ass in here.”
• Clever vanity plates: “S1X S VN” (SIX SEVEN), “3RDLNG” (Third and Long, for NFL QB).
• Jeep ducks, Moomoo Subaru cows, Bronco “bucked” unicorns.
• Vehicles shaped like food/products: Calls for a government tax break for companies who make vehicles like the Wienermobile, Peanut Mobile, or Chicken Car.
  • “I’d like to see a pickle-shaped motorcycle for a pickle company with a baby dill pickle as the sidecar.” ([70:16] – Listener Letter)

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10. Scattered Sports, News, and Word of the Year ([61:19]–[66:47], [117:22]–[123:19])

• Complete sports wrap-up: NFL suspensions, injuries, robberies of athletes’ homes during games.
• Word of the Year (Cambridge Dictionary): “Parasocial” – the one-sided relationships fans form with personalities they don’t know.
• “Raw Dog” as a trending term.
  • “Raw dog your flight—no entertainment, just experience it.” ([124:00] – Jeff Oskay)

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11. Guest Segments

a. Tim Cavanaugh’s Cavalcade of Celebrity Birthdays ([86:03]–[99:00])

• Hilariously groan-worthy musical/lyrical puns on celebrity birthdays (Bad Bunny, Pete Best, Garfield, Flo from Progressive commercials).
  • “Lucy in the sky with Diaphragms.” – Tim Cavanaugh, after fake ‘Best of Pete Best’ song titles ([91:50]).
  • “A visit from your Aunt Flo... It’s a period piece. You’ll see a heavier Flo.” ([93:01] – Tim Cavanaugh)
• Makes funnier with the intentionally awkward punchlines and resigned delivery as the crew gently roasts him.

b. Ali Breen: Sexy Time ([142:12]–[155:15])

• Friends with new hobbies? Is she cheating?—No, probably just evolving.
• Taking back a cheating husband?—Make him work for it, “Get some expensive gifts out of it!” ([147:39] – Jess Hooker).
• Dating with teens: daughter vs. mom, family drama.
• Husband with a public-sex fetish: caution about being labeled a sex offender.
• Boyfriend’s foot fetish and getting busted sexting with other feet.
  • “Give him a chance to tell the truth—‘Am I the only feet you’re seeing?’” ([154:22] – Jessica Alsman)

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12. Musical Interludes and Song Parodies

• Pat Godwin shares several quick parody songs on topics ranging from macaroni & cheese to Epstein’s island to the NFL.
  • “Who’s on the Epstein list? Well, the country’s mad, wives are pissed... Mr. Rogers—what are the chances?” ([110:38] – Pat Godwin)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Scams:

  • “‘I am in favor of cruel and unusual punishment… on Friday nights we burn them live at the stake in a different major city each week.’” ([04:42] – Tom Griswold)

• On Trash Cans:

  • “Trash cans for Christmas!” ([09:24] – Chick McGee)

• On Carnival-like Consumer Vehicles:

  • “I’d like to see a pickle-shaped motorcycle for a pickle company with a baby dill pickle as the sidecar.” ([70:16] – Listener letter)

• On Mac & Cheese Apple Pie edition:

  • “When you first taste it, it tastes like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Then in the aftertaste you get the apple.” ([77:39] – Jess Hooker)
  • “It’s not terrible.” ([77:50] – Tom Griswold)
  • “Yeah it is.” ([77:50] – Jeff Oskay)

• On Armpit Lactation:

  • “Doctors needed the swollen areas, and droplets of milk leaked from hair follicles.” ([127:19] – Jess Hooker)

• Tim Cavanaugh’s parade of puns:

  • “Lucy in the sky... with Diaphragms.” ([91:50])
  • “A visit from your Aunt Flo. It’s a period piece... you'll see a heavier Flo.” ([93:01])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:38] – “Turkeys and Whores” Parody Song
• [04:40] – Tom’s Scam Rant
• [07:12] – Fake Bills/Scam Calls
• [09:24] – Trash Cans for Christmas
• [13:13] – Evolution of Raccoons News
• [19:41] – TSA/Lost & Found Stories
• [25:12] – Listener Letters (Dogs with People Names, Jeep Ducks)
• [47:32] – Thanksgiving Egg Roll Recipe
• [58:32], [77:01] – Apple Pie Mac & Cheese Taste Test
• [66:50] – World Record: Matches in Nose
• [86:03] – Tim Cavanaugh’s Birthday Parodies
• [117:22] – Word of the Year: Parasocial
• [124:00] – “Raw Dog” Trends
• [127:06] – Armpit Lactation News
• [142:12] – Sexy Time w/ Ali Breen

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Overall Tone & Style

Lighthearted, irreverent, and peppered with running inside jokes. Classic BOB & TOM delivery—goofy, sometimes groan-inducing, always fast-moving, and infused with listener interaction and pop culture nods. The cast’s chemistry is on full display as they swerve between genuine advice, mock outrage, and tongue-in-cheek musical performances.

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Summary for New Listeners

If you missed this show, you’ll get a crash course in all things BOB & TOM—midwestern humor, sports banter, scam awareness, oddball science stories, food fun, and listener participation. The show features memorable musical parodies (“Turkeys and Whores”), wild travel and family stories, and advice segments that go playfully off the rails. Highlights include a taste test of limited-edition Mac & Cheese, side-splitting birthday parodies by Tim Cavanaugh, and a candid “Sexy Time” segment featuring listener relationship dilemmas.

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For the Anniversary Buffs

This Thanksgiving episode is a smorgasbord of what The BOB & TOM Show does best: topical humor, listener engagement, musical oddities, and affectionate ribbing among longtime radio friends.

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End of summary

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

The bob and tom show.

[Commercial Voice]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey. Hello there, friends and neighbors. It's the Bob and Tom show. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold. On the injured list, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Sitting in at the. The I hate Stephen singer.com Sidekick Chair. It's Mr. Jeff Oskay and yeah, I guess Josh a little under the weather suddenly.

[Chick McGee]

So the process here at the Bob and Tom show is when you're ill or sick or whatever, you, you certainly. You certainly text Tom as what's going on and then you text Jason the producer. Just give him a heads up. Well, Josh did that this morning. Texted Tom. Hey, I'm feeling a little under the weather. I won't be in today. I'm pretty sure I'm going to the doctor. And your reply? Your reply, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably the plague. Usually I say tertiary syphilis but I wasn't in the mood to try to spell either syphilis or tertiary.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think autocorrected handle that all for you. Oh, really? Oh, probably. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I should know that.

[Chick McGee]

Absolute.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, new scam yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

New scam.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, I am in favor of cruel and unusual punishment and I would like to get these people, especially the ones that scam old people. A friend of mine's mom got the thing, you know where they're. We're going to turn off your electricity if you don't. And she called up the number and getting the credit card. We need to find these people. And on Friday nights we burn them live at the stake in a different major city each week. But every day there's some, you know, some fake email or the one going around right now is the. You have a ticket from the state of Illinois if you don't call this number.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got that two days ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I got one yesterday. Hi. Your dog was at my door this afternoon. And could you. And this whole like, what. And my dog was not at anybody's door. But I mean, they obviously want you to respond.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not sure what they do with the information, but it just never stopped. Pretty soon you're not going to be able to open anything for fear that.

[Chick McGee]

And you don't have to. I mean all you have to do is click on the email and you're done.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They somehow. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They know and they've got. They can match any graphics the whole deal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, now voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They want nephew or grandson call up from jail.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The good news is what I do is I say, I say, by the way, I have just cursed you and your family. You can expect a death in the next 24 hours because I'm a male witch. And then is that. How's that going?

[Jess Hooker]

I like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

You have that kind of pool?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I have a question. Does any. Maybe someone out there knows this? When you press the button on your phone that says report, what is it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Junk?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, report junk.

[Chick McGee]

Delete and report junk.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that do anything?

[Jess Hooker]

I think it just deletes it from your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it. Yeah, there's no.

[Chick McGee]

There's a. As I understand it, there's a. There's a. There's a clearinghouse, really, with 100, at least 100 operators standing by, and they take care of it. As soon as you do that, those people, whoever you deleted and reported, are in big trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The one to really watch out for is the one that sends you a bill and goes, oh, can you please. It's always this. It's the essence of it is, can you please pay me? And then it's usually a. It's a. Someone you've probably paid before. Can you please pay me before this afternoon? I have a. Then they fill in the problem and then it's. It's a. What do they call? It's a. It's a bank transfer. Whatever you call that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah. Wire.

[Tom Griswold]

Wire transfer. They want you to do a wire transfer.

[Chick McGee]

You've got all kinds of scams that I've never heard about.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this one, I won't go into the details, but what. The way it works is someone will hack someone's email and they'll say, okay, this person is billing. They're billing this guy every month for, you know, so much money. And they. Then, what they do is then they. They create the same website looking thing or the same email, the whole thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

But, well, me and Pat both got hit with the. You didn't pay your toll.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then we kept getting that. And then next thing you know, we actually didn't pay our toll and we owe $800.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's the problem. And I wish Josh. Josh her because he got that scam.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So that Kentucky bridge where they.

[Chick McGee]

So it turns out it wasn't a.

[Jeff Oskay]

Scam, it was real. And what I thought was a scam. No, I just owe hundreds.

[Chick McGee]

I got. I got the strangest one. I have something on letterhead that looks totally legit that says my trash truck has been illegally dumping at the local dump.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

And I have not paid for these privileges and I've got it two months in a row. And if I don't. And it's some. It has some sort of. My corporation is like windfall profit or something. If you, if you continue and not pay. We will stop your truck when you. The next time you visit the dump. And I'm. I don't have a trash truck. I. I never go to the dump unless I'm, you know, shopping.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want any extra trash cans. My streets had for the last two weeks, everyone's trash can sitting out there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, we're switching over. Did you get this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of a nightmare.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, but they were supposed pick them up three weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, the letter there. No, that's not true. The letter says it will. It will take probably a month for the change over. It didn't say.

[Tom Griswold]

My letter said when they pick up your trash, they'll pick up the can.

[Jeff Oskay]

They. It said that on the letter. But if you read further down, this process could take anywhere from three to like 12 weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm looking at trash cans for Christmas. Maybe I should. Maybe I should put Christmas lights on my trash cans.

[Chick McGee]

A new song. Trash cans for Christmas.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought the same thing.

[Chick McGee]

Trash cans for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta be telling me to decorate my trash cans for Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

A little Charlie Brown keyboard. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, the good news is they took the trash cans that were already working, they made them about 12 cubic feet smaller and gave you some new ones. So that. That's always nice.

[Chick McGee]

You're out there measuring the cubic feet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I'll tell you this. I was already overflowing the one that was larger. So I really am having trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Here's my problem. I somehow have acquired two trash cans and one recycling can. And I'm not giving up my extra trash can.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got. Me too. I got.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not saying anything.

[Jess Hooker]

Is this what guys talk about, like when they just hanging out?

[Jeff Oskay]

I know. He's cheating.

[Pat Godwin]

Not guys. Not guys in apartments.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of trash cans, we have raccoon news.

[Jess Hooker]

We do.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's weird. They think that the. This is. I won't get into the weeds here, but the size of the noses on the raccoon. On raccoons?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is crazy complicated. What is it called? Olfactory evolutionary changes in raccoons.

[Jess Hooker]

What, they're being domesticated?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. As raccoons are becoming more and more used to humans.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they don't have people shaped noses, do they?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but their noses are shrinking it. We'll get to it. It's kind of a funny story.

[Chick McGee]

They don't have Adrian Brody noses.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe you brought that.

[Chick McGee]

That's a big honker.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is a huge one. That's Coming up in the news, also, perhaps the dumbest criminal we've had so far this year. It involves an ATM and a forklift and driving it through a neighborhood as you steal it. Why wouldn't that work?

[Chick McGee]

You can't get it open. You lift it up, you take it somewhere and work on it for a couple days. That's the perfect plan. Bang on that till it opens.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, do you ever do the thing when you get. You gotta. You look at your phone, it says maybe, maybe spam. And you, you answer and you go, federal Bureau of Investigation, Chicago office.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but see, I think, I think, as you say, aren't they just trying to record your voice?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they can use it. They can AI it, You know, call your mom and say you've been kidnapped.

[Chick McGee]

Honestly, I get six to ten calls a day from possible spam and I just look down, I click it off.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what, though? I maybe got one to two and I was like you. I got a lot through the day.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

And then when I switched to the dumb phone, it went down significantly. No kidding. Yes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You don't have an iPhone anymore?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I switched back like a week ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did.

[Jess Hooker]

It was. It was close to three months. I wrote it out.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good.

[Jess Hooker]

And it was a good. It was a good breakup. And now I'm going back to the iPhone with some boundaries. We'll see how it goes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Very good, Very good. Now, coming up today in sports. I don't know. I haven't looked yet. What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

We've got Jamar Chase making news he will not play against the Patriots this weekend. In case you're wondering, Aaron Rodgers still has that broken left wrist. He throws with his right wrist. Sort of. He might still be able to play this weekend. Oh, we got an NFL player wrestling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have. This is a dumb question, but, oh, boy. Have you ever had a hard cast on?

[Jess Hooker]

I've never.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they use.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my, that's my question.

[Chick McGee]

Do you use hard casts anymore?

[Tom Griswold]

Some. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes. One of my daughters just had one. What's cool. They come, by the way, in different colors now. Very, very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Like pink ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But if you, like. Can an NFL player have a. Let's just say you're right handed. Can you have a really hard left cast? I think that'd be like a weapon.

[Chick McGee]

Playing this past weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think there was like, whack.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody with. Yeah, there was a player. He used to whack people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It seems like maybe you could fake it.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

It becomes you have to have.

[Chick McGee]

It checked out by the ref before the game.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They come over and squeeze it. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it this hurt? Yeah, that's the one. Well, let's see. We've got a lot of other cool stuff coming up today. Happy to have you with us. Don't forget to check out bobandtom.com contest. Make your NFL picks, please. You could win those. You could win that gift certificate for 500 bucks. We do it each week from Steven Singer Jewelers. Check out the [e-mail] time. Now it's quiz time. Perhaps it's early. Perhaps you're not wide awake, but Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We're doing this quiz. You've been talking about annuities.

[Chick McGee]

I'm awake.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know what annuity was. I knew it was, like, hard to spell. But annuities. What they're all about is making sure that you've got a steady income when you retire. It's a pretty cool situation. And just to find out more information, we're going to help you check it out with the McGee three. Three questions from the Silac Insurance Company. The annuity experts. Dear Chick, I want to browse and read about all of the options from the Silac Insurance Company with respect to annuities. What is the Silac website address?

[Chick McGee]

Here you go. That's so easy, Tom. Silac ins.com. just that simple. That's S I L A c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is amazing. I love this idea. A 20 bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where do I learn about that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, once again, you just go to silacins.com and click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a very good job. Now we have our third question. Very important. Dear Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Your voice is romantically mellifluous.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you please kindly read the Silec disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

It's all I have. It's my only product. I can't waste it. Jess, if you don't mind.

[Jess Hooker]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product. Premium ban and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See Silek INS.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect. Absolutely. Word For Word perfect. Thank you, silac. Thank you, Ms. Hooker. While coming up today, comedian Tim Cavanaugh and Allie Breen with sexy and possible macaroni and cheese. Oh, yeah, I was going to. Do you want to wait for Josh or do you want to do it today?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'd rather not wait on him.

[Chick McGee]

Have us.

[Jess Hooker]

Too bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Be able to eat some.

[Pat Godwin]

Ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Good. How about yourself?

[Chick McGee]

You all set? Ready to go?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom. I believe it's time to visit the email world.

[Tom Griswold]

We can do that. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail] I will urge you, while Chick digs up some letters over there, head over to bob and tom.com contest because make your NFL picks just pick the winners. That's all you got to do. By the way, did I mention our new winner, Mr. John Cooper from the distant land of Zionsville?

[Chick McGee]

Well, his last name is a nickname.

[Tom Griswold]

Coop.

[Chick McGee]

What up, Coop?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Coop. He got all of the games right last week. So did others. But he won the tiebreaker. A perfect week. 15 of 15.

[Chick McGee]

Is the tiebreaker still a feat of strength?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's probably good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a winner of pigskin picks. He gets that $500e gift card to Steven Singer jewelers. We'll talk to him tomorrow. He can make his picks against Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

But you can go on right now. Bobandtom.com contest just pick the winners. Don't worry about the spread. And you could find yourself a winner as well while you're there. We got a 4K TV courtesy of Orange Insoles we'd like to hand to you. And a bunch of other cool stuff. We've got our new sweatshirts and T shirts organized by Ms. Hooker. Thank you very much, Jess. You're welcome. They're really cool. And there's a special holiday shirt designed by my niece Daisy in England. It's got that English feel. Yeah, it's very nice. Many people like it.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, everybody's talking about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's cool. I really like that you're a proud uncle.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, it's sweet. But I also like the one with the big my old fashioned microphone. The coast to coast Bob and Tom sweatshirt. That's gold too. I know. My buddies over at the shoe shop love it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's just leave that right there. Emails brought to you by.

[Tom Griswold]

They're my. They're my leather. Leather shoe fixer upper guys.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

They're good. Store.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy behind the paint store. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They do by the. By the car wash. They do all kinds of. They're great. Now what.

[Chick McGee]

What's the last thing you had done like resoling or maybe put ends on your shoelaces?

[Tom Griswold]

I had. They completely redid my old gym bag.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

I had like a you know what? 35 year old leather gym bag.

[Chick McGee]

I'm making fun, but I too had a gym bag. A zipper put in an old gym bag that I just love. You're exactly right. Yeah, I do nice work.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here's something weird.

[Chick McGee]

I'd love to.

[Tom Griswold]

That particular gym bag. I don't know why. If I. Every. Every time I took it through whatever it's called, tsa, they would pull me aside and take some wand and check it out. I don't know if it. If the leather smelled like crack cocaine. I don't know what was going on. So I just stopped taking it on. I have no idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

But Willie was using that as I was gonna say.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no. I. Hey, this an alert to all parents out there. Never borrow any one suitcase.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Because especially when these suitcases, they have pockets you don't. You're not aware of. Yeah, I. I had an issue with, well, just say, a couple years ago. Yeah. Be very, very careful. And who was it that had the. The joint in the book?

[Chick McGee]

Pierre Salinger.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Yeah, they.

[Chick McGee]

J.D. salinger. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't realize someone had put a joint in a book and it was in there.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoops.

[Tom Griswold]

But, no, but they. They got home that nothing happened. They were unpacking and it fell out, went, oh, my God, I'd be in a Bahamian prison if they'd found this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, be careful.

[Chick McGee]

Have you started watching that show on. I think it's on A E. It's called Lost and Found Airport or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's really.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Kind of cool. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'd like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They found a brand new pair of Air Jordans the other day. Somebody had lost them. It was in a nice box and everything.

[Jess Hooker]

They just left them.

[Chick McGee]

They just left them there. And they were. They were unboxing them for the camera. Yeah, yeah. Something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I just. I flew over the weekend and they were making an announcement, you know. You know, please come back to tsa. You left your iPhone. If you left AN iPhone@TSA. I've, as you know, I've been to the Walt Disney World. Lost and found.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But that was quite a few years ago, and I bet it's better now than ever. How many iPhones do they find inside Space Mountain or any of these rides?

[Chick McGee]

But you found prosthetic devices.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. I asked the lady what I was looking for. A pair of glasses. And I went in and she said, what day were they lost? I said, today. And it was in the afternoon. And she brought out a bag with, I don't know, 40 pairs of glasses. Then I got into a discussion with her. What else do you find? And she said, we find false teeth. We find prosthetic limbs, which, I mean, really, that just seems so odd.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe, possibly, maybe you could forget an arm getting off a ride. Maybe because you'd have those phantom pains. It's still there. Right? I get that. But how?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

How could you get off a ride and forget a leg? Wouldn't everything be, like, on a tilt or something?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Right?

[Chick McGee]

I get. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, we can't afford the gift shop, so I just take the kids to the Lost and found. I'm like, hey, pick out a pair of sunglasses. Get some Mickey ears.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen this is. I'm sure. That this has been there a while. I never noticed the before. On some of the rides at Disney World now, there's a pocket where your knees are.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With a big flap on it.

[Chick McGee]

Like an airport seat?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of. Yeah. And you put, you, you put. You can put your hat and your Nice. And your glasses in that.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

And then one of the rides, they have a locker. You, when you walk in, there's a. There's. They give you a. You walk up to a locker, put it in, and you put your stuff in that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure there's a.

[Jess Hooker]

That's helpful.

[Chick McGee]

There's a fee.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. It's really.

[Chick McGee]

The locker's free.

[Tom Griswold]

What's part of the whole experience? I don't want to.

[Pat Godwin]

The Guardians of the Gal Galaxy, they have the luck.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. Okay. You don't nickel dime me about it.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm just telling you. Hey, those nickel and dimes add up. You think Walt's staying on ice, not making money. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I'm glad you mentioned that. Coming up, we have a really interesting story about a guy who had his wife cryogenically frozen.

[Chick McGee]

My psychic comedy continues.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. But when you go to Disney World, look at the. There's two things you observe the joy that people have coming off the rides. For the most part. Oh, you're insane. And. But then the other thing is there's a particular kind of fatigue where you see people and their kids at about 7:00'. Clock. They've been at Disney World all day and they're getting ready to get on the train and they're. They're trying to decide if life is worth living anymore.

[Chick McGee]

The last.

[Tom Griswold]

They're carrying all this crap. Their kids are pissy.

[Chick McGee]

And I was at. At Disney World, I was an eyewitness to a domestic abuse incident. That kind of soured me on the whole place. So I. I will not be returning.

[Jess Hooker]

But was that person in your group?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Soured Disney for you because someone.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good, because that means. That means you won't be in line in front of me. I'm not exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I will not be bothering you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you don't like Disney World, you might want to jump. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever done Soaring?

[Chick McGee]

No, I've never done it.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

I think I did Star Tours. That's the last ride I remember. I think.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? Like from the 40s?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Back in the 40s, when they first.

[Tom Griswold]

Opened Disney Black and White, they had.

[Chick McGee]

The Model T Experience. You remember this Steamboat Willie, right? Yeah. Steamboat Willie was live, remember? And Michael and the Captain eo All to me timely.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the street performers. They had these jump rope people that were awesome.

[Chick McGee]

And I'll tell you what, those street performers, I find them way too forward. Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

How you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Get away from me.

[Tom Griswold]

Is what I said too joyful for you? That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations again to our week 11 winner, John Coop. Check it out. Bob and Tom.com contest. You could win that Stephen Singer jeweler's gift certificate for this week. Now, what's happening in the world of letters?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Good morning, dear sweet people. You were speaking of Sizzler restaurants yesterday. A steakhouse that is indeed coming back correct. I'll have you know Jared writes, we still have one going strong here in Pocatello, Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome to stop in on your way to Boise. We were also talking about all of us going to Boise. We talk about that a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I will meet you at the salad bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

That is from.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're bringing back the Sizzler.

[Chick McGee]

Pocatello, Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool. We were also talking about dogs with people names. And this guy Jerry writes, my neighbor's dog's name is Doug. When Doug doesn't come in what he's called, my neighbor gets mad and goes, douglas, get your ass in here. Every time I hear it, just like with people you get. You go to the full name or the middle name.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Douglas Johnson Smith. This is interesting. We were talking yesterday about Jeeps and that whole thing with the ducks. The rubber ducks, yeah. And you're a Jeep driver of.

[Jess Hooker]

I am. I have a Jeep Wrangler.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrangler. I was. I've had four Jeep Grand Cherokees in my life. Great vehicles. I'm a big fan.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My last one was stolen, unfortunately, in Chicago. But we were talking about that whole evolution of putting the rubber ducks on.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. How the lady. There was a lady who did it. Just she. And. And she recorded it and put it on social media, and that's how it went viral and that's how it started.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's also the Jeep wave.

[Jess Hooker]

There's the Jeep wave. And Jeep Wave's been around a lot longer.

[Chick McGee]

Can I say, there's nothing wrong with another brand of car, another make, another model, and participating in a wave. If you see they're driving the same car. My.

[Jeff Oskay]

My dad has a Corvette. They have a Corvette wave. Yeah. You just tip your MAGA hats to each other.

[Chick McGee]

How about that, huh? You Go. Yesterday you were talking about Back with George Stephanopoulos. You were talking more.

[Tom Griswold]

Today's what Miss Now. Good luck with that bothers you Jeep drivers.

[Chick McGee]

Disney World doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeep drivers were waving at each other. Motorcyclists do the same thing. You're also. You have a motorcycle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There are two exceptions. See if you agree with this. This is from Jeremy in Arkansas.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say you come across a real gang and he mentions a gang that I'm not going to mention because I don't want to. We don't know if. I'm sure they're a nice bunch of fellas. I've just seen the TV show Task. I'm terrified of them. Have you seen that show?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What's my rule? If you watch something, I can't watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Well, that's. That's perfect because I. If I could go on in life, I'd prefer my presence to find your absence.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. No, no, no, no. That's getting closer and closer to reality, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

So he goes, you don't wave at biker gangs. Also, I'm quoting here.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do not. This is not me. This is. This is Jeremy. Once again, you do not wave.

[Chick McGee]

This is his voice.

[Tom Griswold]

You do not wave. To quote those pricks on gold wings, they won't wave to commoners on bikes without cup holders. That's hilarious.

[Jess Hooker]

That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

The gold wings are the. I guess the loaded motorcycle touring bike.

[Jeff Oskay]

Isn't that what your friend drives?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he drives.

[Jeff Oskay]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He drives a BMW. Oh. Every weekend. Even in the winter. I was asked about it the other day.

[Chick McGee]

It's a BMW.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I say?

[Chick McGee]

Drive.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Sorry. I'm trying to remember what he said. He has a. A windshield that he can affix to it in the winter.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He has a suit that he wears that is heated and he has a booster seat.

[Chick McGee]

I have a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Booster seat. Very funny. For those that know Mark. And then. And then he's got. He's got a radio in his helmet. And I said, you know what? You could get a car.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, if you've got him so.

[Tom Griswold]

Close, if you've got all that gear on, you're really not in the wind anymore.

[Chick McGee]

His feet don't reach the ground. They couldn't. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, stop it.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got blocks.

[Tom Griswold]

Special blocks.

[Chick McGee]

He's got blocks on the bottom of his feet.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know about this. Will writes in and says, my wife just purchased a new Subaru Outback and Without us knowing, her sister secretly slid. Whoa. Four small rubber cows onto the dash. And this is called Moo Moo Subaru. And it's catching on. Apparently people are putting little cows on Subarus.

[Chick McGee]

I like it.

[Jess Hooker]

And instead of Duck Duck Jeep, it's Moomoo Subaru.

[Tom Griswold]

Say that one of my sons drives one of those.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He loves it. But I. I'll find out about the cow thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Our own AA Ron, he drives a bronco, and he got what he called bucked the other day. And it's like a little unicorn, and it says, you've been bucked.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, that's enough.

[Chick McGee]

Like a bronco box.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm done. Yeah, I'm done. Keep your toys in the toy box.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick and I get. Get carafes of sauerkraut in the summer.

[Chick McGee]

I don't understand that either.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very odd. A Bavarian dish.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. You guys both get the finger. That's why you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Well, we can't see because the tinted window.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We can't see out. Can't see out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What is the. The logic is you're trying to get into a lane. How come I can't get a break? It's because when people look at you, they figure you've already gotten all the breaks. You're okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

You could wait.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, congratulations to the guy yesterday that took a right turn next to me. He was on the left of me. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

What happens you a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

It's twice in the last.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you in the right lane?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, I'm in the right lane.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want all of this stuff to happen to him.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in the right lane.

[Chick McGee]

I can't tell you the last time I saw someone do a turn like that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I.

[Chick McGee]

And you've had it twice.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, it was right near an area that Jeff was highlighting the other day. When the government spends three years rebuilding one of the largest interstate intersections in the world, and then two years later, they tear it apart again.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who do we need to have hanged that made the mistake designing that? How is that possible? Everything is new, and then all of a sudden, it's all lights and cones again. Nice work, fellas.

[Pat Godwin]

I wish you could redo that rant because it was great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

I love. That was true. But you're absolutely correct.

[Chick McGee]

I have it on CD in the car, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Who do we. Who do we punish for this? Besides the. The drivers that are. You can send us your letters. How do they do that?

[Chick McGee]

Chick McGee, Bob and [e-mail] and we have a curator who works behind the scenes and he sent us all the emails. And magically they appear on the air and come out of. Come out of our mouths and are on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, you certainly appreciate it. Coming up, some sports, a lot more letters, a lot of interesting things in the news, including raccoons becoming human or something like that. And then some lady that got frozen and we'll find out what happened. Cryogenically frozen. You don't hear about that that much.

[Chick McGee]

I was married to somebody who'd come into the room, the furnace would come on. Is that, is that bad? Close your legs, dear. Very, very cold. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Great evening of stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. @ the news center is Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And for Josh Arnold, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We are reading some letters. Email to be more precise. Letters Bob and [e-mail] and brought to you. Brought to you by the beautiful sleep number bed, which I wish I was in right now sleeping, but happy to be here with you. This comes to us from Paul the mailman.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, good day.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder how he feels about email.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, apparently he uses it. Lightens his load. A fair question.

[Chick McGee]

I thought so.

[Tom Griswold]

Here in Alabama, we wave at everyone. We were talking about people in jeeps waving at jeep people.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what they all say in Alabama? Roll tide. There's a commercial out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

They don't say good morning. They don't say good afternoon. Roll tide.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

Roll Tide. Roll tide.

[Tom Griswold]

He said, growing up, my dad taught me wave at every car around.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I'm still fake angry. A chick for poo pooing how hard the mailman works.

[Chick McGee]

When did I poo poo how hard the mailman works?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, maybe I did on the mailman.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I did poo. Yeah. No, my. My mailman, wherever I live. Or maybe it's for everybody. There's no set time for the mail anymore. Like I plainly remember when I was a kid. Yes, sometime between 2:30 and 3. That's when the mail. You're right, but now it's. It could be 2:30, it could be 5 o', clock, it could be 7:30.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it comes to your right, to your house. It's the greatest bargain on earth.

[Jess Hooker]

Free service.

[Chick McGee]

I get that. I understand all that, but can't we have a time.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

What are you. What, you're looking for your next redskin sweatshirt?

[Chick McGee]

I might. I might be expecting something. Or I'm. I might lean on UPS or FedEx for that. I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Top Show. Evidently he enjoyed our toilet water program. We're talking about toilet water? I'll look at you, fake plumber.

[Tom Griswold]

Was this the bidet? Could have been.

[Chick McGee]

Could have been. Yeah. We did have a bidet discussion. Those of us who don't have bidets want a bidet, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, bidets are great. I had a bidet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not have one. But Josh had an aftermarket bidet installed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

To wash his. This gentleman's gluteal cleft. Remove the peanut butter from the shag.

[Pat Godwin]

Say Nutella.

[Chick McGee]

Gluteal clap.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This gentleman's name's Ebenezer. Good name. I went to high school with a guy named Ebenezer and we called him Ebby. Yeah, cool. Ebby McSaveny. I wonder where he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you go look?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, a chop show. Heard you fellas talking about Josh Arnold's bathroom. And this letter could not come at a better time. I was wondering if Josh would be welcoming fans to try out his bidet for the holidays. I say, you darn right he is. Just go ahead and start contacting Josh to see if you can come over and try out his bidet for the holiday.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, how long does the hot water last?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I think.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I did not have the temperature option on mine. It was always cold.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure it's some sort of temperature coming out of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, I assume there's some sort of. Well, that heats the water, much like in a. One of those, what, Keurig machines where it's got water preheated.

[Chick McGee]

I think it superheats it and it stays hot all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, does it as. As it flows?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Pat Godwin]

That's. He said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Could be a tankless water heater situation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Josh told me for the holidays he's replacing the water with hot chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice. That's very. And marshmallows.

[Jeff Oskay]

No marshmallows.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you did that with hot chocolate. You never know when to stop. Wine.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe you can. Maybe you could put the marshmallow in after and then. Hey, baby, you want to have a marshmallow? You know, there's a guy there that does that.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be a guy that's.

[Chick McGee]

Into that every time. Do you ever flush without looking? Checking it out. Seeing if you're sick or not.

[Jess Hooker]

Why.

[Tom Griswold]

Why, of course. I don't have to look at.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to look. You guys don't check it out. You don't look.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't want to talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I have blood in my stool.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know. I like to walk three steps away and heave the paper over my shoulder. See how I do? Could we move on?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Look, I have 11. I don't think that's unreasonable. You look at your dog's droppings.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's some insight to his soul. You check out how he's doing. She's doing.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Chelsea.

[Chick McGee]

You guys don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Ideas by Chelsea. Dear Magnificent people, every Sunday I play cribbage and watch football with my dad. He raised me to bleed orange and brown for the Cleveland Browns. Oh, cribbage. I don't know what that's. It's got some kind of a board, right? And little pins and. Is that a card game?

[Chick McGee]

A couple years ago, I decided I'm going to learn how to play cribbage. And I got this ornate cribbage board and. And it never happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that involve cards?

[Chick McGee]

I think so. And pegs? There are pegs involved.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember the pegs I've seen. Okay, but. Well, good. That's cool. This is a nice daughter father thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She goes. Last year, the Cleveland Browns acquired Jerry Judy. We were talking about this yesterday. She goes. We have fond memories of my grandfather always going, judy, Judy, Judy. Like goober. Like goober. All right, so we scream. We scream that every time Jerry Judy makes a play. I'm glad you guys connected to the same thing. I've been listening to you guys since I was in a car seat. And words cannot describe how you've gotten me through life. Well, thank you, Chels. That's so sweet. And good luck with the Browns. We have Cleveland Browns. Really? Odd. Odd. Burglary story coming up in Sporting News. Did you guys see this?

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is becoming kind of an epidemic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes had their homes broken into last season.

[Tom Griswold]

During the games.

[Chick McGee]

During the game. Because they know where they are. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And worldwide, I think some soccer players.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. These guys are going to have to. You just have to have someone. If you. Your house.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got to have security.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But have a. Just have a cop sitting in the driveway.

[Chick McGee]

You know what they need?

[Tom Griswold]

Simply. They do need. They certainly do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you have another letter over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I hate to say it, but Tom's right. There's a roller coaster at Cedar Point where they make you put glasses, cell phones, anything that's not tied down into a pouch behind the scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'd never seen this until.

[Chick McGee]

Because you will lose your items.

[Tom Griswold]

But the problem with that is, I imagine that at the end of the day, they find. They must find. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

People just get off and leave it in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever gotten off a plane and left something on it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They will not let you back in.

[Chick McGee]

No, I have done that and they let me back in.

[Tom Griswold]

I left my. I left my favorite coat.

[Chick McGee]

And they wouldn't let your. They wouldn't let you get back on the plane.

[Tom Griswold]

But it wasn't my fault because I had Godwin with me. We were going to London to see Clapton.

[Pat Godwin]

And you lost your coat on that trip.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, because I was attending to you on the way back.

[Chick McGee]

That likes to be attended. Oh, you should know that going in.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've. I've attended many children in my life.

[Chick McGee]

You should know. You should have known that going in.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, you should have.

[Chick McGee]

It's your fault if you have. If you just got one with you looking out for. For you. And ideally, I would have someone looking after me when I was traveling.

[Tom Griswold]

It was my favorite. My favorite sport coat of all time, and I left it on a plane.

[Chick McGee]

Favorite sport coat of all time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Don't you have that coat that just fits perfectly?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks really good.

[Chick McGee]

Nine or ten of them. Yeah, I've tried.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't get the same one. Coming up, we have more of your letters. We have sporting news, including the Cleveland Browns.

[Chick McGee]

One quick letter here before we leave. Dear Bob and Tom Show. How many times has Tom been punched in the face? Well, fewer than you'd think, but we'll cover more of that when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Pat Godwin on the road. It's gonna be a great dough, great weekend. Youngstown at the famous Funny Bone. The Youngstown Funny Farm.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have your handler with you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. The funny farm. Excuse me. Which is much vaster than the funny Bone. It's Youngstown. You can get [e-mail] Patty G. Friday and Saturday. Saturday night, November 22nd, he'll do his famous Jackie Kennedy I'm Hit Jackie tribute. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Er extravagante.

[Tom Griswold]

Ocho configuraciones differentes. Intensidada justable. Extravagante.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Jeff Oskay. That's right, boy. I'm a creature habit. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

People say to me during the breaks, what do you guys talk about? Like you talk about. You talk about like hot ladies and hot ladies. Cool adventures late into the night. No, you. What are you guys talking about? What are you talking about? Rutabagas. What the hell?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I, I over ordered at the farmer's market this weekend. So I have two extra bags of winter mix salad if anybody would like to take them. I also have a giant bag of Dacon radishes and they're so big that everybody thought they were actually sweet potatoes. But they're a large purple radish.

[Tom Griswold]

If you make a rude restaurant.

[Jess Hooker]

The Dacon radish. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Opened his. Pat opened his mouth and said he.

[Pat Godwin]

Can eat the whole bag, thinking they were small rattles.

[Jess Hooker]

They're very big.

[Chick McGee]

He'll eat the whole baggies.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we'll bring one in next break.

[Chick McGee]

I want to see Pat eat one radish. I want to see Pat eat half a rat.

[Tom Griswold]

Our radishes.

[Chick McGee]

I'll eat the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they more or less tasteless?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they got a bite, baby.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's almost spicy.

[Tom Griswold]

And they.

[Chick McGee]

I. Well, to me, I'll be first to admit, probably my taster's off, but it tastes like dirt. Tastes like dirt.

[Jess Hooker]

It is very earthy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's another. That's probably the nicer way to put it.

[Jess Hooker]

The way to say it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What are those white carrots called?

[Jess Hooker]

Parsnips.

[Tom Griswold]

Parsnips. I found that if you take.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you have parsnip chips? One?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, this is a great recipe. You take. They look like carrots, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

And you slice them thin, slice them, and then you put a little oil on them and bake them.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you make them into chips. Here's the funny thing. When you're baking them, they smell terrible.

[Jess Hooker]

They do.

[Tom Griswold]

But when you eat them, they taste great. It's. It's. It's weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever eaten anything that smelled terrible, that tasted great?

[Tom Griswold]

God. Barfed right into it once. Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard that story. Okay. I love that story.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm still reading letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got a couple quick ones here.

[Pat Godwin]

And hand me the biggest one.

[Jess Hooker]

This is a Dacon radish.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

Look at the size of that. Now if you have something. If you have something like that growing out of your testicle, Go see. Go get. Go get that scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. It looks like. What would you say it's bigger than a.

[Jess Hooker]

They've been clean.

[Tom Griswold]

It's bigger than a twin. It's kind of long and maybe not. Looks like a big fat sauce.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But they come in different sizes.

[Chick McGee]

Took a big bite.

[Tom Griswold]

How is it, Pat?

[Jess Hooker]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is it really good?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Look at the inside. It's not pretty purple.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, pretty purple.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Never eat anything purple on the inside, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dead. That's Dr. Noguchi. No thanks. I'll eat it here.

[Commercial Voice]

These are amazing.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was a huge bite.

[Pat Godwin]

They're absolutely amazing.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's the best radish I've ever had.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, good. I'm glad you like it. I have a couple of suggestions for Thanksgiving leftovers.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we save those for a second? So I want to get this one out of the way because it's so offensive.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

So then we can do a palate cleanser with you. Justin writes, my coworker calls the all gender wheelchair accessible bathroom the multi faith toilet. Anybody?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

See, here's the thing about the letters, the emails that people send us there. No one would. Would know what they said if we. If we don't read them. No one knows. No one knows what they say.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

This is hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

It's offensive and precisely interesting at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

You had a letter, Jeff?

[Jess Hooker]

I do. Scott in Green Bay says that he makes Thanksgiving egg rolls. Oh, yes. He combines the turkey, the mashed potatoes, the stuffing into a wonton or egg roll wrapper. And then you can deep fry them traditionally or in an air fryer. Serve with cranberry sauce for dipping.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hear me out. Instead of the wonton wrapper, you save the turkey skin and you wrap it in that.

[Jess Hooker]

I've seen people do that. No kidding. It would be a good crisp, I bet. Oh, that's a good.

[Tom Griswold]

And yesterday we had the great idea. Buy pie shells before Thanksgiving, and then the day after Thanksgiving, you make a pot pie.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I have a question about that I wanted to ask you. Do you put a. Do you put a crust on top of that? How do you do that?

[Jess Hooker]

Is the crust. So you buy. You buy the two pack of. Of pie crust, and then you have your bottom, and then you fill it, and then you put the other pie crust on top and you would pinch it like you would do a traditional.

[Tom Griswold]

They give you. They give you a pie crust for the top.

[Jess Hooker]

There's two. There's two pie crusts in there. Yeah. There's not. It's. They're not. They're not. They're not labeled bottom of the crust and top.

[Chick McGee]

They leave it up to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't you buying a pan, though, with the crust already in the bottom?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm buying the ones that are in the box that you roll out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Temperature.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking you buy the tin.

[Jess Hooker]

You can very well do that.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it called? The foil thing with the.

[Jess Hooker]

The wicks. It's usually wicks is one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then. So then you can buy a. You can buy a pie crust top.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you can buy.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Rolled up.

[Chick McGee]

You can make a pie crust top or bottom or both.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now. Now you're confusing the issue. I think I'd made it eminently clear. The. The great thing about making the pot pie is then you can have a fun trip to the hospital to have your tongue replaced.

[Jess Hooker]

They are lava hot.

[Tom Griswold]

They're on. But they're delicious.

[Chick McGee]

You know what Pardo calls Popeyes Soup with a roof.

[Jess Hooker]

I love that. You know that Blake from the Bend says that he makes turkey Day leftovers into pierogies.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

At least when it's not league night.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's saying he's Polish and he's bowling. We have a lot of. Well, actually, this video presentation introduces this next.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, next group of letters.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. You've seen the Subaru commercials, Tom. Or the. The golden retrievers are driving and They're. They're going down the street. There's mom and dad, golden. And then baby, a puppy in the back. And they start barking. They start barking. Oh, my gosh, it's the wiener mobile.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a dachshund driving.

[Chick McGee]

Dachshund is driving the wiener mobile.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me?

[Tom Griswold]

That had to be such a fun day to film that.

[Chick McGee]

Is that any better? Commercial. And I show you that to tell you this. Good morning, everybody. The wienermobile is supposed to be in the Kokomo Indiana Christmas parade. Please feel free to come up on and check this out. It should be fun for everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the wiener mobile.

[Chick McGee]

And there was also a. Another letter from the wiener mobile that was parked outside of a Kohl's. It's from Benjamin Picture from this summer in Kalamazoo. The wiener mobile and the banana mobile were parked.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, does he have a picture right out. Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Right outside.

[Tom Griswold]

The banana mobile is significantly smaller, and the banana mobile, you can't get inside it. It's as I've said before, it's like a biplane. It's got the seat up front and then a seat in back of it. We're trying to get.

[Chick McGee]

There are four seats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. We're trying to get the banana vehicle here. I would like to see this done. I know the federal government is busy now that they've reopened. I would like to see a special tax dispensation for any companies that make a vehicle like their product.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There should be, like, a. You get a double tax deduction. And if you spend $300,000. Let me give me an example. What would be a good company to make a. You've obviously got the wienermobile already. Maybe someone that. Like a pickle. Is there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a pickle mobile already?

[Jess Hooker]

Or is there a Mr. Peanut mobile? Does he have.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I think there is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But there should be some. Some ins. They. What is it they call that incentivizing.

[Chick McGee]

There is a peanut mobile. Who is that? Who does. What product is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Blanders. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it must be, right? They're the workhorse of the peanut industry. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's number two?

[Chick McGee]

There's planters and there's no one else.

[Jess Hooker]

Blue diamond.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, those are strictly. I always thought.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

No. You could race them. I know the banana mobile is primarily a drag racer because you can watch it peel out. Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

See, I thought that was gonna be.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you were going rupaul or something.

[Chick McGee]

That was adorable. Yeah, I thought. There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a Peter mobile. There you go, Wheat. Wouldn't this be great if everybody did that?

[Jess Hooker]

What would your.

[Tom Griswold]

It just be a giant radio on wheels.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. That's not what I was gonna guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a boombox.

[Chick McGee]

I used to call it rolling radio when I was a kid. I've seen it come out the Ohio State fair.

[Tom Griswold]

I check out the rolling radio that are towed. I don't know if they have one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that'd be fun.

[Chick McGee]

They towed. What'd they tell them?

[Tom Griswold]

They told him to fix it. I don't know. It'd be fun for all kinds of products.

[Jess Hooker]

It would be.

[Tom Griswold]

It could be. The Macy's parade could feature all these.

[Chick McGee]

I'm thinking bagel. How about a round?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that would be good.

[Chick McGee]

Bagel. Four wheels on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

What about Trojan? You could have like a big rolling horse come down the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wearing a condom underneath.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's what I was thinking.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

You couldn't get that through a drive through, though.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Take the banana through a drive through. Yeah, you could make the turn.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's true. You're right. Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a couple that might be able to do. But how funny would that be? Some kids work in the drive through if a guy pulls up on a giant banana.

[Chick McGee]

I want to know more about the wiener mobile. What. What frame is it built on? What?

[Tom Griswold]

There's more than. There's more than one.

[Chick McGee]

Like a Lincoln Continental 74 Pinto? Yeah, something like that, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure you can find all the stats online now. Coming up, we have sporting news for you. A couple quick things here. This is from Jim in Toledo, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Jim.

[Tom Griswold]

Shout out to Jeff, Josh, and Pat. A great show in Lima, Ohio, Saturday night. We laugh from beginning to end. Total pros. Couldn't have been nicer at the meet and greet thing. Thanks, Jim. That's really nice. Let's see, my wife and I went to see Al Jackson Saturday night. He killed. Thank you, James. It's nice to see you guys getting out there. And once again, Mr. Godwin will be at the funny farm in Youngstown, Ohio, that's coming up Friday and Saturday for some great live comedy with Patty G. And he'll be taking your requests. And do you have any special Thanksgiving stuff you'll be doing?

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll be doing the rutabaga baby song, which is a Thanksgiving staple at a concert.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you have that great song, Eat me, I'm a turkey. Don't you play that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Really great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that new one down on Epstein Island. It's a great.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great song. Thunder Island.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good song. Jay Ferguson.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it well known enough to do a parody of.

[Chick McGee]

Probably not. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a terrific song. Tim Cavanaugh is going to be our guest coming up. We do that. Chick mentioned this earlier. We have a story coming up about a NFL player whose house was robbed while he was playing and playing in a game. And this seems to be happening more and more often. What they need is simply safe.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, comedian Tim Cavanaugh. Coming up, Ali Breen with sexy time and a song from Mr. Goddard Anderson, a brand new song. When we come back, you'll find us right here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thanks for joining us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ali Breen]

November is heating up for U.S. soccer.

[Chick McGee]

United States need to be a little more nasty.

[Ali Breen]

Make international of friendlies for the men.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Callum, that was nasty. And a Black Friday friendly for the women.

[Jess Hooker]

Expectations have always been here for this team.

[Tom Griswold]

We understand that.

[Ali Breen]

Listen anywhere on the go with the.

[Tom Griswold]

Westwood One sports app. And for behind the scenes stories, catch the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, do we have an episode for you.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs, the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, there's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac insurance news desk. I believe she's cooking this morning.

[Jess Hooker]

I just finished our macaroni and cheese.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you try a bite?

[Jess Hooker]

No. The smell and alone made me gag.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we had a news story about this. This is, I've got a box of it right here. This is Kraft Mac and Cheese apple pie with other natural flavors, limited edition Mac and cheese. We're gonna give it a try.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you guys ready? You want me to serve it up?

[Chick McGee]

It's intriguing, I'll tell you that. I've had the pizza and the jalapeno and it's good.

[Jess Hooker]

Those are good. Those are the other flavors I saw. Ranch. If you had ranch macaroni and cheese. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, we'll give it a shot in a few minutes. Okay. Yeah, that's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, I, I'm guessing you don't want to, to get cold.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that might ruin it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is it in the oven?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I just. It's, it's in the pot.

[Chick McGee]

It's on the pot.

[Pat Godwin]

It's in the pot on the oven.

[Jess Hooker]

We don't have an oven. I don't know if you know, but we don't have enough.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it in the oven?

[Chick McGee]

There's no better loving than something from the oven. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a toaster oven in there.

[Jess Hooker]

There's not.

[Chick McGee]

No, there's not at all.

[Jeff Oskay]

You use an oven to make craft macaroni?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. But once you've cooked it, however, there's oven.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not warm.

[Chick McGee]

However, there is a. There's a toaster and a microwave oven. So how you would think it was. There's a toaster oven.

[Jess Hooker]

There used to be a toaster oven there about 10 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, well, he's going to look at that. He's going to look at that as a win.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure I paid. I'm sure I paid to heaven.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Probably at somebody's house. Now we have a couple quick things. I've got a new idea. This is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you've got a new idea?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I want, I want every corporation to, that was interested in making a, like something like the wiener mobile. Yeah, I'd like to see a giant federal tax break. If you build a vehicle for your whatever your business is that looks like the product that you make. I'd like some suggest some suggestions from listeners. What companies could do We've got a, we've got the peanut mobile. We've got of course the wiener mobile. We've got the banana peel. I just think that'd be a great incentive incentivize the creation of fun vehicles out there. Okay now because I'm sure they're quite expensive to build because you've got to meet a bunch of safety standards. So but just a little something that would be kind of fun. We're going to check in with the sporting scene. I want to urge everyone right now to go to bobandtom.com contest enter your picks for week 12 of the NFL. Congratulations to John Coop. He is from Zionsville, Indiana and he won a $500e gift card from Stephen Singer jewelers. He got all of the games, 15 of 15 in week 11 and so did some others. But he had the tiebreakers. We're going to talk to him tomorrow and you could be our winner by going to bobandtom.com contest please, if you would.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of sports, the Chick McGee on Instagram are the week 12 picks up there if you'd like to take a look at those. Maybe they'll get you inspired. And speaking of the NFL, Ja' Marr Chase's one game suspension for spitting hawker on Steelers defensive back Jalen Ramsey has been upheld by hearing officer. And let me make this clear, we all want to spit on Jalen Ramsey, but we just haven't really and I gotten the opportunity.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess it's going to cost him more than half a million dollars.

[Chick McGee]

The suspension without pay right around a game check. Half a million dollars Upheld yesterday by hearing officer Jordy Nelson. Yes. Former Packer great Jordy Nelson, jointly appointed by the NFL and NFLPA Bengals, wide out, spat on Ramsay during a confrontation in the fourth quarter last Sunday's game. Ramsey grabbed Chase by the face mask and punched him which resulted in Ramsey's ejection. Which is worse? Jeff, would you rather be spit on or punched in the face?

[Jeff Oskay]

Punched in the face?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're wearing a face mask then.

[Jeff Oskay]

Definitely punched in the face.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think he's right.

[Chick McGee]

I think this is like the unwritten rule in the NFL. You don't spit on other players.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think spitting anywhere is the worst thing you can do. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here you go, Tom. This is just for you. According to the NFL Players association database. Chase will be docked at least $448,333.33 in base salary as a result of the suspension. Write that down.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Pittsburgh quarterback Aaron Rodgers fractured his left wrist. What happened? Did she cross her legs? No.

[Tom Griswold]

If he's if he's wrist deep, no wonder he's hiding.

[Chick McGee]

However, he could still play when the Steelers visit Chicago. He's right handed, Coach Thomas says. The team will evaluate Aaron's availability later this week and the key to Rogers potential return will be whether he can play safely with a bracelet protecting said wrist. Mason Rudolph, red nosed quarterback who filled incapably in the second half of the Steelers win over Cincinnati, would start for Pittsburgh when they face the Bears if if Aaron cannot go. Giants running back Cam Scatter Boo yes, it is Scatter Boo. I know there's only one O at the end, but it is pronounced. Scatter Boo is defending his recent Monday night Raw appearance. Despite undergoing season ending surgery in late October, he and his ankle reached a separation agreement. Scatter Boo participated where he shoved wrestler J.D. mcDonough from behind a barrier and got pushed back. A clip of the scene went viral. Scatter Boo Receiving criticism for risking his health by taking part in the show, the 23 year old running back responded in a social media post saying I'm not able to play football and have the fun I've been having my whole life, so I'm doing things outside the box, trying to find stuff to keep me happy, he said in another post. Trust me, I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize my health. Don't worry.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go, getting shoved around by a 350 pound guy that's all muscle.

[Chick McGee]

Well during a skit and they know exactly where he's going to land and things like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that name the same as that, that nonsense word that's so popular?

[Chick McGee]

Scatter Boo.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, skibidi toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

Skippity. Oh, skibidi Skibidi toilet thing last year.

[Chick McGee]

That's so last year.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's six, seven now.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got a. We got a new word of the year.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, from the Cambridge Dictionary. They just published that yesterday. Wait till you hear it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I've ever heard of the Cambridge Oxford Dictionary. Or is it Cambridge Oxford Same thing. No, it's a different Webster's Dictionary.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the Cambridge Dictionary. Never heard of that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I, I'm stupid. I know that. Stupid, ignorant home of the Cleveland Browns. Rookie quarterback Shador Sanders was broken into during his NFL debut. ESPN reports the incident occurred during Sunday's home game against the Ravens. He knew he's with the stadium, Tom. Police said about $200,000 of property stolen. Surveillance cameras in the home captured video footage of the suspects entering and exiting different portions of his home. The suspects wearing masks and gloves. And oh, by the way, Shador did not have a great outing for the Browns 2316 loss. And he was 4 of 16 for 47 yards and threw a pick for a QBR of right around 13.5. So that's very low. Comically low.

[Jeff Oskay]

The robbers put up better numbers than he did that.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and he was sacked twice and.

[Tom Griswold]

His house has a lousy defense.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Stefanski head coach the brown said after the game. Sanders will start this Sunday against the Raiders in Vegas. If Gabriel cannot clear concussion protocol. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Give him a second shot.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

How he does.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. The top 12 College Football Playoff rankings are. The new ones are out. Ohio State number one. Indiana number two. Texas A&M three. Georgia number four. Texas Tech five. Mississippi number six. And then Oregon, Oklahoma, Notre Dame, Alabama, BYU and Utah for your top 12. And that brings up stupid world record.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

A man in Sweden has broken the Guinness world record for the most matches held in his nose. Anybody want to guess a number real quick?

[Jess Hooker]

Hold on.

[Chick McGee]

Most matches in your nose and they're this.

[Tom Griswold]

They're stick. They're those like stick.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what matches.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're not like the trigger gun match lighters. They're not lighters. They're matched.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, no, you have stick matches and then you have the thin ones that go in the pack.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can fit way more of those than the stick ones.

[Jess Hooker]

The wood versus the woodwork. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a photograph of this gun.

[Chick McGee]

And I hope so.

[Jess Hooker]

And both nostrils.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a lot.

[Jess Hooker]

57.

[Chick McGee]

42. That is 42 year old. I'm sorry. You have a gas path. 7442 year old Martin Strobe says the idea came from his two kids. They were flipping through Guinness the book and told him it would be so cool to see their ad their dad in the book. And he went through and discovered a record for most matches held in the nose. He did a trial run fitting 35 matches in one nostril and realized he might actually be able to pull it off. Practice and a special technique to keep them from falling out. He Set up an outdoor attempt and gathered a small crowd. He eventually reached 81 matches past the previous record of 68. I believe Pat was closest without going there.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly, it was winter in Sweden and he leaned into check out his pilot light and his head exploded. He's got the. He's got the part with the chemicals on the outside, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, yeah. He says he did it to make his kids proud. And they now officially think he's the coolest dad ever.

[Tom Griswold]

And did I put up. Next he's gonna see how many Bic lighters he can fit up his.

[Chick McGee]

He insists. He insists that he does have regular sized nostrils and he managed to fit.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a.

[Chick McGee]

They do look like that does look like a bigger nose. Ergo bigger nostrils than an average. Whatever you would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't want to do cocaine with that guy.

[Jess Hooker]

No. My drunk trick. My drunk trick used to be to shove a quarter up my nose.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That I could like long ways not.

[Tom Griswold]

And then.

[Jeff Oskay]

Would you sneeze and make change?

[Chick McGee]

That's funny.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

How would you get it out though? Tweezers?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I would. I would just be able to put the whole thing up my nose and I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

You do not have a large nose.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't have a large. No. The last time I did it, I tore my nostril and it bled.

[Pat Godwin]

And in the late 80s, I would put a.

[Tom Griswold]

A dollar bill up my nose. It would fit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That wild.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't just a dollar bill. It was it.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, we're on the radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, congratulations, sir. Another beautiful world record. Does that conclude our sports.

[Chick McGee]

Well, right after we hear this from the fabulous Jay Ferguson.

[Tom Griswold]

Where.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I didn't know that was. Back to you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. We have more letters. Once again, we are looking for suggestions of companies that should create a. A vehicle much like the. Much like the wiener mobile. I'd like to see a pickle shaped motorcycle for a pickle company with a baby dill pickle as a sidecar.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Brian. In Iowa, I had a guy telling me of the day that he wanted to get a sidecar for his motorcycle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it cost more than the motorcycle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, My dad just put a sidecar on his. For his dog. So. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's so cool. Does his dog have goggles?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah. We don't refer to him as my dad's dog. We refer to him as our new brother.

[Chick McGee]

But they're not called Goggles, Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

They're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're doggles. I remember seeing those for dogs that swim in saltwater.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Dan. Dear Bob and Tom show. Thanks for all the laughter you bring to my mornings. I'm a truck driver and I've had to wipe coffee off my windshield countless number of times because of you guys. Here in Cincinnati we have a famous fried chicken restaurant that has a chicken mobile.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love those.

[Chick McGee]

It is an El Camino with a giant chicken in the bed of the Camino. Now remember, El Camino's are half car, half truck.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I love those.

[Chick McGee]

It's called the Ron's Roost chicken car.

[Tom Griswold]

And aren't the classic El Camino's kind of collectible now?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. They're expensive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

If you get a restored one.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you remember the chicken limo?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've been inside the chicken.

[Jess Hooker]

I have too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's disgusting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On a, on a bar crawl or something. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, bachelorette party.

[Tom Griswold]

You can imagine the bodily fluids that have been exchanged.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, it's sticky everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you've got a good idea for a company, once again, I'd like to propose. I know the federal government's pretty busy right now, now that they've gone back to work, but wouldn't that be just, I think, a nice tax incentive?

[Chick McGee]

We're all chock full of politics this morning. I like it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So what company would do that? What is the big. What's the number one pickle company? Is that Vlasic?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Or I don't know. We like Grillo. We like Grillo. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the best.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, the best pickles in the world in my opinion are boar's head horseradish pickles.

[Tom Griswold]

They are good.

[Chick McGee]

My goodness.

[Jess Hooker]

I just had stamies. I think Stamies. And it's a jalapeno dill pickle. Changed my life.

[Chick McGee]

That would be too spicy for me.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it. We have a good idea from Jonesy. He says instead of using a pot pie, cover a traditional top of a. Of a pie. Use cheddar bay biscuits.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the mixture.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Get the box from the grocery store, mix it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So we're talking about. We're talking about the day after Thanksgiving. You get one of those pre made tin foil base.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Pie crusts. And then you take the cheddar bay biscuit. That's an interesting idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you put your mashed potatoes, turkey, whatever in the pot pie. That Might be better than the. Better than the dinner.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that sounds Hell with the turkey. Give me the cheddar bay biscuit covered thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there is a whole scientific thing about why day old spaghetti with the sauce in it tastes different, if not better.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the tomato, it's the acid.

[Tom Griswold]

It's delightful. It's delightful. We'd love to hear your Thanksgiving suggestions and more. I'll remind you of a couple quick things. Check out bobandtom.com contest. Get in your picks for NFL season 12. You could be just like John Coop. Win yourself that $500 E gift card from our buddy Steven Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers. While you're there. Orange insoles. They're popping up with a 4K TV you could win. And also we've got our pop up shop with a bunch of cool shirts. Once again, Ms. Hooker went out of her way to get this thing organized with a cool holiday shirt as well as a some classic sweatshirts. A whole bunch of cool stuff. So you can check that out at our website. Also Operation Honor Guard up and running and continuing. We talked about this on Veterans Day and every day is Veterans Day. And that's why we'd like you to maybe make a donation. I did. You can just by going to Operation Honor Guard on our website. Click on that. It'll send you right, right to those guys doing some very important work and those ladies as well. Coming up, comedian Tim Cavanaugh and Ali Breen with sexy time. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Calm.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Can I tell you about Java House real quick?

[Chick McGee]

Please do.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

There's Pack Godwin. Hey, Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. A little under the weather today. There's Ace Costa. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Got a couple things to catch up on here. We were talking about the Jeep wave.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

When you see someone and this is, I understand it primarily for.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You are a jeep driver.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I have two Jeeps. I have an old Cherokee and I have a Jeep Wrangler.

[Tom Griswold]

But the. It's only in the Wrangler, you do the Jeep wave, is that correct?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. And I let the other person initiate the wave. I don't wave unless I've been waved at. Two.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we got this letter earlier today from Jeremy in Arkansas because you talked about Jeep drivers waving at each other. We do the same thing with motorcycles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There are two exceptions, however. If you see a real motorcycle gang and then he names what apparently is a prominent motorcycle game, it's all that I will allow to. Not me. All right. You keep your hands to yourself. The other exception is quote, this is Jeremy talking, quote, those pricks on gold wings, they won't wave to commoners on bikes without cupholders. So having read that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And established that apparently there is a hierarchy.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. It's the same on a motorcycle. If they wave at me, I'll. I'll throw the hand down too. Yeah. It's like a downward motion. You just kind of.

[Chick McGee]

There's a hierarchy to everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, of course. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lee in. In Dayton, Ohio, writes, my buddies and I ride motorcycles together. Three of us have Harleys. One has a Gold Wing. While riding one day, we came across another group of bikers. All Harleys. They gave all of us the two finger wave. Well, at least the three of us and the Harleys, they passed our buddy in the Gold Wing. They helped put out their middle finger. So apparently.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

This is apparently common knowledge.

[Chick McGee]

Those guys riding bikes together, they don't sound like friends to me. No, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the judgment, that's all that's going on there. Now we turn to macaroni and cheese. Oh, I forgot. Yeah. Explain the background on this.

[Jess Hooker]

This is a limited edition craft macaroni and cheese flavor for the holiday season. It's macaroni and cheese apple pie.

[Chick McGee]

Just in time for Thanksgiving, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is available exclusively at Walmart.

[Jess Hooker]

At Walmart. I couldn't find it at a local store, so I ordered [e-mail]. and I can tell you that the smell is.

[Commercial Voice]

You don't like the smell?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's smells.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't mind it. Oh, I don't like.

[Ali Breen]

Take it.

[Chick McGee]

I like macro. I like macaroni and cheese so much though, it's. I don't think it's gonna.

[Jess Hooker]

Man, it's okay. It's barely there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it's aftertaste only you don't taste it when you first take.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, when you first taste it, it tastes like craft macaroni and Cheese. The first taste.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I don't think it has any taste until the after.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you get. Then you get the apple. It's not terrible.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how many boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese I could eat. I know, but I wouldn't stop at one, I'll tell you that. Oh, yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I gotta.

[Jeff Oskay]

I gotta.

[Jess Hooker]

It's odd.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta drink some coffee.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's honestly normally my favorite. Mac and cheese. It's my go to. But this is not for me, really.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

You like it?

[Chick McGee]

It's okay. Yeah, I really can't tell the difference. I don't get the Mac and cheese out of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, there's hardly any cheese.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I'm not getting the cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and this, of course, is all part and parcel of the controversy of having Mac and cheese at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

[Chick McGee]

And I want to know who started this. I'm. Until I hear different, I'm gonna blame Oreo.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For all these different products and all these different flavors and products that we love. Give me an Oreo cookie that tastes like an Oreo. I don't want an Oreo cookie. It tastes like. Like wasabi and. No, it's the pumpkin.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's the problem with every company. People have to look like they're working, and so they have to come up with new ideas or. Hey, what do you have for us today? Oh, we're going to do a red velvet Oreo now. Oh, okay. Jim, you earned your paycheck.

[Chick McGee]

And, you know, it's. They don't say. It's going to taste good. It's going to be exciting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's an exciting new flavor.

[Jeff Oskay]

Flavor. I hate it.

[Jess Hooker]

We do have more unusual Thanksgiving dishes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, go for it. What do you got?

[Jess Hooker]

All right. Frog eye salad.

[Chick McGee]

That's. The name's familiar, but I don't know what it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I thought so, too. Anche de pepe. It's grains of pepper is what that means. But it's a pasta, and it's almost like a couscous is what I would say, like a bigger couscous.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

So it's little couscous.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a big couscous. When you cook it, it sounds like a sex one.

[Pat Godwin]

Had Angie Capepe. She's got a big.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave her the big. I say I needed a couple of tools.

[Chick McGee]

That's too big of a couscous. I say all couscous.

[Jess Hooker]

You take the pasta and you fold it into a Custard with canned pineapple whip.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. Editor's note. Chick is still eating the Mac and cheese.

[Jess Hooker]

He is?

[Chick McGee]

It's really good.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you hungry?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Ali Breen]

Hungry.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you taste the. I don't taste. Except in the. There's an aftertaste of the Whatever. Apple.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm all for it.

[Jess Hooker]

An apple burp is what it tastes like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If only I had a song to go with it.

[Pat Godwin]

There's nothing like the original Mac and cheese or the Mac babe with the cheese there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

It's delicious and very cheap. It's only a buck box. I made it for my son. He didn't like it. Jesse's not easy to please. That's because I didn't have butter.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you know.

[Pat Godwin]

And it came out like thick pea soup. I put in too much of that cheesy powder. Now, Jess, all I got is that orange goop. Look out. Old Mac is back.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tribute to Bobby D. You know, college Jeff found out that if you're out of milk, you can use Budweiser.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow, you did.

[Jeff Oskay]

It makes, like, a beer cheese.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it's really good, actually.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Everybody at the party thought I was a genius.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's, that's not a bad idea.

[Tom Griswold]

You cook the noodles and you put beer and cheese in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I, I, I made everything. I went to add the milk.

[Tom Griswold]

Milk.

[Jeff Oskay]

There was no milk.

[Jess Hooker]

No milk.

[Chick McGee]

Put beer in.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I was drinking a beer. I was like, I wonder if I poured beer in if that would work. And it makes a beer cheese. And it was not bad. That's better than this apple pie crap.

[Chick McGee]

What's the deal with. You can put, like, Sprite in a cake and make a cake.

[Jess Hooker]

You can. If you have a box cake mix and you're missing the other ingredients, which is oil, water and egg.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

You can just add an entire can of Sprite and mix it up that way and it will still make.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And if you have a chocolate cake, you would use, like a dark Cola, Coke or Dr. Pepper.

[Chick McGee]

And it's the same and it's delicious.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember the trick with mayonnaise.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the one with. You made the mayonnaise cake.

[Jess Hooker]

I did make, but we didn't taste it. We, I mean, we. You could not taste the mayonnaise in the cake. It was fine. Yeah. Very moist. It was good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you, when you pour the Budweiser in the Mac and cheese, it's the Alcohol still in there there, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but cook it off.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it has to be a high temp to cook out. You're not cooking. No, no, you're not cooking it up.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's after the noodles actually.

[Chick McGee]

The beer is in the other beers he's having.

[Jess Hooker]

Chasing that Mac and cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

So we've got. Okay, we've got frog eyed salad.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Which sounds.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that doesn't sound good.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't sound good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Tomato pudding. Like bread pudding but with a tomato sauce base instead of a custard.

[Pat Godwin]

If I make spaghetti and I forget the noodles, I make tomato pudding for my son.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Clown in a blender.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

Mix a package or so of coconut flakes with a pint of sour cream, cans of drain mandarin oranges and pineapple chunks and enough colored marshmallows, the mini ones to make it look jazzy. Did you write this?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the actual recipe. That sounds awful.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, sounds real bad.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds really sweet. Like a tootie.

[Tom Griswold]

Fruity flavored pineapple chunks, marshmallows.

[Jeff Oskay]

But sour cream did you say?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, sour cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Coconut. I'm out.

[Jess Hooker]

But when you use this out, this is a lot like 5 cup salad. When you use the sour cream, the mandarin oranges and the pineapple like sweeten it. It doesn't have that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this next one is actually another good post Thanksgiving idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Stuffles stoffels. The day after Thanksgiving we make stoeffles. Stuffing. Waffles. Take leftover stuffing and put it in the waffle maker and turn it into the bread. You already do this for the leftover turkey sandwich. Yeah, but I do it with potatoes. Leftover potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

So you. So this is an. In lieu of bread, you turn the.

[Jess Hooker]

The stuffing.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuffing which has a lot of bread.

[Jess Hooker]

In it and then make your turkey sandwich the next day.

[Tom Griswold]

I still like. Oh, I think the best idea was this pot pie. You buy the.

[Jess Hooker]

I like the pot pie. And I'm with. I'm sorry but my Thanksgiving turkey cakes a la crab cakes I think are going to be a big hit.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And are you gonna gravy over the top?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh my God, no. I'm just gonna dip. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Coming up, we have a bizarre story out of Australia involving a prison and vegemite, which is illegal in most prisons in Australia. Of all weird things. And that of course gives us an excuse to hear a little bit of this.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of.

[Chick McGee]

I love him.

[Tom Griswold]

Colin Hay and I love so much. Here we go. Vegemite in the news in a weird, in a weird way. Plus, we got a guy that had his wife frozen. Well, she's dead, of course, but they want to bring her back and it gets very confusing. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There is Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey there, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeb Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick Magee at the prize Pick sports desk. Football actions even better with Prize picks. Download the Prize Picks app, use code Tom and get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee. I believe we're getting the satellite hookup. And there we have it. That's Tim Kavanaugh, comedian, joining us.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Tim. It's good to see you guys. I know that.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Great to see you all.

[Tom Griswold]

Tim on the road with comedy legend Emo Phillips. You guys are starting tomorrow evening in Ann Arbor, Michigan at the Ann Arbor Comedy Club, running through Saturday night. Then Sunday, it's Go Bananas in Cincinnati with Emo Phillips and Tim Cavanaugh. And then Tuesday, a week from yesterday, it'll be Lexington, Kentucky's great comedy off Broadway. So a chance to see Emo and Tim. Tim, how are you doing, sir?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I'm doing great. How are you guys?

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I know we've got a couple of people out today, but it's, it's always nice to have Jeff Oskay available and, and just Hooker, it's a real pleasure. Good to see you again.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Tim.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you look lovely. Tim, I don't know if you're aware of this, but Mr. Oskay has a magnificent beard. He looks kind of like a middle aged Santa, a little bit, a little bit of gray creeping in. But for reasons not under pressure from me, by the way, he's decided to trim that beard. Yeah. And we are going to be taking care of that with a professional, a salon operative. A friend of the show will be coming in to barber take care of him.

[Chick McGee]

A salon operative.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, see, technically there's no.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, you're doing fine.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Some licensing issues, I'm sure. So I'm trying to be vague here.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In this state there's a. There's a different license for beards and heads. I'd love to know the lobby that got that through.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's fine what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

That's some good work at the legislature. But I bring that up because I'm. It's my understanding Jeff doesn't know that I know this, but I do know this. You may have read that Kim Kardashian has come out with that pubic underwear that has the built in patch of underwear on the underwear with the pubic pubes on it.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I did not know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. This is. You think I'm making this up? No, I. Yeah, they have a line of underwear that has a pubic merkin glued to it.

[Jess Hooker]

It. Oh, my gosh. I heard about the nipples in the brawl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, there you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they have that. But I didn't know about this.

[Tom Griswold]

And Jeffrey is making a donation.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

It's for the.

[Tom Griswold]

For the middle age. For the middle aged lady who wants a distinguished looking pubic merkin. But on that note, let's get back. Can you get it with other.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

With other additional things like. Like. Like for a man. Like maybe like a prosthetic penis?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's just.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Be nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the mercury. Okay. Now I know that you are a celebratory comes to birthdays.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So I assume this is. We have our birthday celebration.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah, we do. We have some birthdays.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I have the special Tim Cavanaugh music ready to go here.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

All right, here we go. Hey, everybody. It's time once again for Tim Cavanaugh's cavalcade of celebrity birthdays. I'm comedian Tim Kavanaugh. A happy belated birthday to 31 year old singer, rapper Bad Bunny. The superstar is a hero in his hometown of Bayaman, Puerto Rico. So much so that they've declared his birthday a local holiday called Bad Bunny day. Not to be confused with Bad Hair day, which I'm having right now. See, a bunny is a hair.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now you are.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's rough one.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Thank you very much. Thank you. And you know, the louder that you can laugh, the better. But if you just want to say, hey, I like that, that's okay too. I don't want to change your style. Okay, here we go. Just remember you're sitting in Josh's seat. And. And that's always a big Laugher for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

All right, we'll see how this goes. I want to wish a very happy 84th birthday to drummer Pete Best, who hasn't had a truly happy birthday since he was fired by the Beatles in 1962. In recent years, he's put together the Pete Best Band, whose set list includes Pete Best originals like All I Need is Lunch because he doesn't have the money.

[Pat Godwin]

Money can't buy a lunch.

[Chick McGee]

I go to Walmart.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Cuckoo.

[Chick McGee]

Cuckoo.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

A song from his album, the Best of the Best. Something in the way she moves furniture. See, these are supposed to be funny.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Tom.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I appreciate that. Here's the haunting song you wrote. After actors disastrous audition for the who after the death of their legendary drummer, Keith Moon. No one knows what it's like to.

[Tom Griswold]

Be a beat off.

[Chick McGee]

That's really bad.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I see I have to kind of wait on some of these.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

No, there's more.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Oh, God, I have pages of these. Pete Best. Pete Best wrote a protest song because he's very concerned about the crisis of global overpopulation. And he came up with this tune, all original, by the way. Lucy in the sky with Diaphragms.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

And of course, his signature tune, I Don't Care Too Much for Ringo. Ringo don't get me Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Even Ringo replaced him. You see how that was the issue?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah, yeah, that.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

That's what happened.

[Chick McGee]

That is the issue.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Because Ringo was a better drummer, and it took Pete Best a while, a little while to figure that out. Okay, we're gonna move on. Christy, get well soon. I need you back in here.

[Jess Hooker]

She'll be back next week.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Okay, Jess, you're doing a great job. I just. I just can't hear you. Okay. All right, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

These will be funnier. Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take that strategy. Happy 55th birthday to Stephanie Courtney, the actress who plays Flo on those Progressive insurance commercials. Her first feature film came out last weekend called A Visit from your Aunt Flo. A movie all about menstruation.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Set in New Orleans in 1882. It's a period piece, so don't expect to see the actress wearing those white uniform pants she always wears. Stephanie put on £100 for this role, so you'll see a heavier flow than you might expect.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

According to the London Times, it's a bloody good film. Timmy, come on, these are jokes. Born this month, back in 1868 was American pianist and composer Scott Joplin. His songs, the entertainer And Maple Leaf Rag earned him the nickname the King of Ragtime. Which is why his music was chosen for the movie A Visit from My Aunt Flo. It's the King of Ragtime, right? Some of these jokes, yeah, they come around and they'll be better. The creator of the Peanuts comic strip, Charles Schulz, would have turned 103 years old this week. He died back in 2000 after an up and down battle with an assortment of health problems. In fact, in the two years leading up to his death, he nearly died on seven different occasions. But every time he went to kick the bucket, Lucy pulled it away.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I'm gonna be working with Emo Phillips. He's got really, really good jokes. So I found a warm up, you know, to make it seem even funnier for Emo.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Oh, this is okay. This is really exciting. A Bork born back in 1831 was James Garfield the 20th president of the United States. Now, some of you may have seen that Netflix is starting a miniseries all about James Garfield. It's called Death by Lightning. James Garfield is played by Michael Shannon. And it should be really good. Now, I love presidential biographies. And one of the best things that I learned reading Garfield the early years was that he was a, our only president to start out as a cartoon cat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yep. In a later edition, the author softened his language a bit. Instead of saying that Garfield was assassinated, he simply said that Garfield was put.

[Tom Griswold]

Down on a Monday.

[Chick McGee]

He hates Monday.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't touch his lasagna.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Oh, I see. You know what? I really, I really don't spend a lot of time actually reading the, the comic strip.

[Chick McGee]

It's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

You know what? I used to think it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen, but now I do see it every so often. He's, he's got certain things, you know, he's always on a diet. He's, he's. No, he's not. He's always making fun of how tired it he is. Okay, all right, let's go back to the jokes. I don't, I don't, I don't know that much about Garfield enough.

[Tom Griswold]

James Abram Garfield or the cat we have to delineate.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

You've got it. All right, I'm gonna move along.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

We'll keep this moving fast. I'm just gonna go through these and then we'll see what happens. Comedian Steven wright is turning 65 this week, making him eligible for Medicare. He met with his financial planner to discuss it and Told him, I just hope I'm eligible for plan B because I think I got pregnant last night. I was on Molly. She's even more worried than I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Plan B season. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Lady Molly is a drug.

[Chick McGee]

You learn from your name.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Security adviser.

[Tom Griswold]

The music just ended. Okay.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Is that a hint we are.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have a time issue here.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to the closers.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

All right. Oh, I'm excited about these. All right. Cuz. Cuz you've already pre approved a couple of these. Born back in 1887 was Chiang Kai Shek, who ruled China with an iron fist for 48 years. He came to prominence as the leader of the Chinese military where he famously stated, I am going to expel all the cowards from my army. And in fact, he was the first one to call General TSO chicken and ordered him to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go.

[Chick McGee]

That's that there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's enough, General Chicken.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Okay, can I do. Can I do one more?

[Tom Griswold]

This is your closer.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Oh, you know what? He's not even here. Yes, he is. Here's a celebrity birthday. I wrote a poem for this person. He's a man of class and exquisite taste. I've seen him drink Belvedere with a beautiful hood hooker. That would be Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

He'll eat caviar and salad as long as it's a Caesar. Happy birthday to my old. To my really, really old. My really, really, really, really old friend.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Chick McGeezer.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. Nice.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

See, he's like an old geezer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

You know what? I'm gonna send you these jokes with notes and we'll see if maybe we can't do it again a year from now with. With some improvement. So that wraps up another edition of Tim Cavanaugh's cavalcade of celebrity birthdays. And remember, who needs a calendar when you've got a Kavanaugh?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Tim.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. There's Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

The beautiful Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. There's the handsomest Piat Godwin. Why did I say piat? I did. There's Jeff Hosky.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got something exciting.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. There's Ace Cosby. I'm looking forward to it. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We'll get to. Yeah, Jeff in just a second. Hang on. What are to do? We have a couple things happening. First off, Bob and Tom.com/contest. I want everybody to get involved because we have our NFL contest up and running each week. We had a new winner this week. He is John Coop. John Coop from Zionsville. And he is going to be enjoying that $500 e gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Do you want to be the winner for week 12? You got to enter. Just go to Bob and Tom.com contest make your picks for week 12 in the NFL. It's that simple. Mr. McGee, have you already posted your picks for week 12? I have.

[Chick McGee]

They are on Instagram at the Chick Magee. Look at them in all their glo be there are up there now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You could make your picks get them in before Thursday evening's Game now. I'm sorry, Jeff. What are you going to run?

[Jeff Oskay]

I. I just got a text from my girlfriend. I just sent it to Jason. I don't know if he can put it up. Okay, but this is a license plate of the car that was in front of her just this morning, which, Tom, if you will, take a look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Jason's getting it up right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

The license plate.

[Tom Griswold]

S1X S VN, which looks like 6, 7.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that a kid? Was that like in a drop off?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it's just going down the street. Oh, and it's already. Someone has.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it's by. Judging by the date, they just got it.

[Chick McGee]

Judging by the style of plate, it's. Yeah, that style's brand new.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's a smart way to do it.

[Jess Hooker]

That is. That's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

By using the one as the eye that you can actually get it. You know what?

[Chick McGee]

That is cute.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cute.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice. I know, I know. But I'm not bothered by that. I'm bothered by being said out loud for no reason. I'm bothered a little bit by that. But this is cute.

[Tom Griswold]

I get a kick out of some of the vanity plates.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, I know. Yeah. Well, you told me, actually I was going to get a vanity plate. And he goes, he goes, well, not enough people keying your car yet. So I go, you know what, you're right, Tom. And I'm going to take your other advice and get a dog. So thank you, buddy. I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember one of our first NFL visitors was an NFL quarterback and he had numeral 3. Numeral 3. R D, LNG. Third and long.

[Chick McGee]

Third and long.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of a cool plate. Not everybody's going to pick up on it necessarily.

[Chick McGee]

And even someone who's get it would realize that in order to be in third and long, you have to have an awful first and second. Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Jess Hooker]

This isn't good.

[Chick McGee]

You know, let's not. Yeah, let's not focus on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe one did not think that through.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe that would be a plate for a defensive player. Player. Put them in third and long. Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. That's just me, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if you could get punt again. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or what's. What's the other one? 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, kick.

[Chick McGee]

1, 2, 3, kick. Or turn over on down.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't you get like 1, 2, 3 well that'd be. Yeah, maybe like KCK or something. Maybe it might be a good one. Uh, now, uh, we have Ms. Hook. And you're not changing your name to Jess Hooter.

[Jess Hooker]

Hooter. I think we. I should give it a try. Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

Hooter.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, just Hooter.

[Tom Griswold]

And we should explain that is actually your name.

[Jess Hooker]

That is my real. That is my government name.

[Tom Griswold]

People say to you. That's really funny.

[Jess Hooker]

That would be a strange. I mean, I guess maybe there. Hooker is a good radio name.

[Chick McGee]

Radio name?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's memorable. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you used to be Prostitute?

[Jess Hooker]

I. Yeah. Yes, that was my maiden name. Prostitutie.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was similar. You told me.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was. It's Prosser is my maiden name. Jesse Prosser is what I was called in high school and some of the guys I went to school with called me Jesse Prostitute.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, prostitute. Yeah, I'll show them. I'll marry a hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there you go. I like the theme and I stuck with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good, very good. Now what's happening over there at the Silac Insurance news desk?

[Jess Hooker]

An Australian prisoner is suing for his human right to eat Vegemite. Vegemite is a thick, dark brown savory spread from Australia made primarily from brewer's yeast extract plus vegetables and spices. You guys ever had this?

[Tom Griswold]

It's awful.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never heard.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

I hear very strong, very salty, umami flavor.

[Chick McGee]

People who love it, love it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's an acquired taste.

[Jess Hooker]

Much more intense than something like peanut butter Nutella. So there's no sweetness in it at all. Right. Okay. You like it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. We went, a few of us from here went and got the full English breakfast.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they had the Vegemite there and I tried it on toast. I thought it was great.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dipped it in my beans.

[Jess Hooker]

Andre McKechnie, who is serving a life sentence for murder, claims that withholding the yeast based spread breaches his human right to enjoy his culture as an Australian million. Vegemite has been banned from Victorian prisons since 2006 with Corrections Victoria saying it interferes with narcotic detention dogs. Oh. Detection dogs. And because of its potential to be used in the production of alcohol. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So there you go. Apparently they would. Smugglers would. Would coat whatever they were smuggling with Vegemite and it would throw the, throw the drug sniffing dogs off.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's wild.

[Tom Griswold]

So, because it seems like such. Because it's such An Australian thing. You think they'd have it in prisons, but that some of them don't. Because of that. And also, as you say, I gets full of yeast, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they can make booze out of it.

[Jess Hooker]

The 54 year old is taking his fight to the Supreme Court of Victoria. The case is scheduled for trial next year.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard his cellmate offered him something salty and sticky as a little treat. I just did that story so I could just play a little bit of the. I just love this. Remember this song? This is so great. The song Land down under by Men at Work.

[Jeff Oskay]

My entire life growing up, I thought he said he smiled and gave me a bite of his sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, bite of his sandwich.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had no idea.

[Jess Hooker]

I could hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a big MTV hit.

[Jess Hooker]

It was huge.

[Tom Griswold]

And they explained what Vegemite was.

[Jess Hooker]

I want to try it. I haven't tried it.

[Tom Griswold]

We can get some in here. We'll try it again.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know I would be the person that would bring it in here.

[Chick McGee]

You made that declaration like you were gonna bring it in and that's not. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to understand, allocation is very important. I give Miss Hooker credit.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen Colin Hay? They. He went in and did a live overkill, but the crowd is also a choral group.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, I've seen that.

[Chick McGee]

They sang along with him. It's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Colin Hay is the guy from Obviously for Men at Work. He's been in here a couple times and I highly recommend if you get a chance to see him live or listen to his solo stuff.

[Chick McGee]

He's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

A whole bunch of it was showing up on TV shows. He also does tour still on occasion, as Men at Work with. I imagine. I don't know if it's all the same guys or not, but also if.

[Jeff Oskay]

You go to our YouTube channel, we have a bunch of his videos of him live here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he was great.

[Chick McGee]

It was really good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Check it out.

[Pat Godwin]

He's with Ringo right now. He's on tour with Ringo. Ringo Starr.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Ringo.

[Chick McGee]

Star and Go starring. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Not Ringo from the Beatles.

[Chick McGee]

Not Pete Best.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey. Pete Best used to be the drummer for the Beatles. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to piss my pants. I'm gonna walk into traffic. Yeah, okay. Nope, don't try to stop me.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, editor's note, Pete Best has also been in here.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. But he was cleaning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Best Cleaning. Perhaps you've heard of him.

[Jess Hooker]

He's our janitor for four years.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got to be rob off. I mean, who's the guy that was in the first season of American Idol? They had two hosts. Yeah, Dunkelman or Dunkelman.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Brian Dunkleman.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a very nice guy and a good comedian, but it just.

[Jess Hooker]

And he was a carrot. He's a. An actor, you see. Pop up in different sitcoms.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that has to just suck.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that would be rough.

[Tom Griswold]

You look at the. The other guys.

[Chick McGee]

Get me Dunkleman.

[Pat Godwin]

I was in Maroon 6.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

You were?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, it was called Maroon 6 when you were in it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, Pat, I do want to try out this new song.

[Chick McGee]

I have a couple.

[Pat Godwin]

What would you like to hear? I could do the Epstein list that you asked for. That you asked me if I was going to do it on Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is a tribute, if you will.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

The Epstein files.

[Pat Godwin]

Who's on the Epstein list? Well, the country's mad wives are pissed. You know, it's just politics. But it seems everybody's on the Epstein list. Prince Andrew, that's obvious. But everybody's on the Epstein list. Nelson Mandela, the peace activist someone said is on the Epstein list. Desmond Tutu and Pope Francis. Mr. Rogers. What are the chances? The Dahme. The Dalai Lamas public. You can edit that out, Jeff. The Dalai Lama's publicist. Seems everybody's on the Epstein. The guy from Dunkin Donuts who gets up early. Larry Moe and the first Curly. The unknown comic. The Maharishi. The guy who sold me my Mitsubishi. The guitar tech from Genesis. Yeah, everybody's on the Epstein list. Epstein list. People are pissed. Who's really on it? Who they missed. Left side, right side, down the middle. That guy from the band Came Kansas who plays the fiddle. Even my girlfriend's really pissed. Apparently I'm on the Epstein list. Everybody's on the Epstein list but Tom, will they ever publish it? Seems like everybody went to that island where they behaved like it was Thailand. Even mom's nurse from hospice. Oh, everybody's on. I can barely get through that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the reference, by the way, to the first Curly. That's the one that really makes it for me. As opposed to Curly Joe. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Pat will be apparently seeing that soon. Oh, boy. Now, right now I want to remind you one of the great gifts of all time.

[Chick McGee]

Meat, meat, meat. Baby, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

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More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Your boobs.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Jeff Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick McGee at the prize pick sports desk. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I, I had an idea earlier today and this is always dangerous but all right, sir, as you know, I'm a big fan of the Wiener Mobile.

[Chick McGee]

Who isn't?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's awesome. And we had the great. Was it a Subaru commercial?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With the dogs driving and the great stuff. And there are other. There's the Mr. Peanut mobile. There's that great banana mobile. And I'm a big fan of all of these. My suggestion was that I think the federal government should step up because they don't have enough to do right now and offer a gigantic tax deduction for any company that makes any kind of a vehicle that. That represents their product.

[Jess Hooker]

They do this with buildings, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Like they have. At least they have the long burger. Whatever is.

[Jess Hooker]

Basketball Burger basket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so much fun. Someone suggested a motorcycle pickle with a little baby pickle as a sidecar. These are all great ideas. Got this letter. Dear Bob and Tom show. The Nathan's Kosher Wiener Mobile is really cool, but you can't drive it after sundown on Friday evening. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought that was going to be worse.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was going to be way worse.

[Tom Griswold]

A great joke. Thank you very much. But if you've got a great idea for a vehicle, we'd like to encourage companies to. We can maybe goose them a little bit in honor of that thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any bands that have. I know we've got. And when you have these special vehicles, you've of course got the Batmobile.

[Chick McGee]

The Monkey Mobile.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Monkey Mobile.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the Monkey Mobile.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was awesome. And then the Munster thing.

[Jess Hooker]

The Partridge Family had a bus. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Family had a bus. Nervous mother driving. Man, that was fun. Funny.

[Jeff Oskay]

Scooby Doo. They got a van.

[Jess Hooker]

Mystery Machine.

[Chick McGee]

Mystery Machine. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do any bands. I know there was. Is there like. Is there like a KISS car or.

[Jess Hooker]

A. Oh, there has to be.

[Chick McGee]

That's a dollar sign. Kiss.

[Jess Hooker]

He's thrown his face on everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there like a guitar that you can drive around?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I wonder if Fender has a. Has a guitar mobile.

[Chick McGee]

And all four with Fenders. All four Fenders.

[Jeff Oskay]

A guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. Time now to move forward. Here we have hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. What have we missed?

[Jess Hooker]

Cambridge Dictionary has announced its word of the year for 2025. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

See if anybody knows what. I know what it is, but tell them. See if anybody can understand the meaning of it.

[Jess Hooker]

The dictionary's lexicographers selected what? Lexicographers selected the word parasocial. Parasocial, which is used to describe a one sided connection that People feel with someone they don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought that was being friends with someone in a wheelchair.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's parasocial and quad.

[Tom Griswold]

It took me.

[Pat Godwin]

The reviews are in.

[Tom Griswold]

It took me a while. It took me a while. So it's like para Olympics. Very good.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm slow. I need more coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Jess Hooker]

Parasocial was coined in 1956 by sociologists Donald Horton and Richard Wolf, who wanted to describe how television viewers formed parasocial relationships with TV personalities.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's. It's other words. You think you know someone because. Yeah, but you don't really know them.

[Jess Hooker]

But. Right. And the phenomenon continues today as social media users form parasocial relationships with celebrities, influencers, and other online personalities.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, that's. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I have certain people I don't know that I think you know, but I just. I look forward to it. There's. There are a couple of radio personalities I listen to on the weekends that I just say, oh, there's my friend.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I think I. I feel like when we're on the road, I witness this with you guys a lot. You know, we are a part of people's most intimate times of the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

And so they just come up to you with total recognition.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And you guys are always so kind and polite.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, it's fine.

[Chick McGee]

But it's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But I mean, we all have those. I mean, they're. They're people that you just.

[Jess Hooker]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You maybe listen to if they've got a podcast or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You feel like you know them.

[Jess Hooker]

But I think on social media, it's even more intense because you're looking on your phone and that influencer feels like they're talking directly to you.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's like you're on a FaceTime.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's almost like you're on a FaceTime. So I think that the. The parasocial thing is more intense now.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have any friends now that you met on social media? I know how you like to meet people and our friends and hire people.

[Tom Griswold]

On any social media.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. He's not.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's not.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Entirely true.

[Tom Griswold]

No. The only one I have. I have. When people send me stuff, I can look at it. I don't push anything out.

[Jess Hooker]

I have. Let me think.

[Chick McGee]

Post anything.

[Jess Hooker]

There's two. There's two female people that I've met and I'm friends with that I have never met.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

But I met on social media. Media. And so we've always corresponded via, like, direct message. And I would consider them a friend.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. But I know people, I think most people have that refer to their best friend as someone. I said, oh, who's that? I've never met her. And. Oh, that's a, that's a podcaster or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. Yeah, I have you. I went as far as to exchange a phone number with one of them that I met and my friend Megan I talked to every day. Hi, Megan. And yeah, she's one of my dearest friends now.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's nice. I wish, wish Josh were here because they.

[Chick McGee]

Ask him how many he's made. How many pizza delivery guys he's made.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to say door dash driver, but you see where the joke was going.

[Chick McGee]

Get the flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, it was, it was one of those, you know, sort of. And people who know me from the show know that's exactly what I was going to do. Yeah, exactly. So I just, I, I, I'm just being true to.

[Jess Hooker]

So you feel like a friend?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, in the nice, sweetest way.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you do.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, by the way, I decided to check this out. What other words of the year have they done?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because when you look back, some of these are pretty interesting. Some of them have lasted, some haven't.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say, how many have been successful?

[Tom Griswold]

Here's one. 2009, the word of the year was tweet.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Which became a thing. And now it's been muddied by now.

[Chick McGee]

It'S post, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not the Twitter bird now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was really dumb move just to confuse everybody. 2012, the Word of the year was hashtag. Okay, that's, that's still a thing because I always thought that was pound sign.

[Jess Hooker]

Right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And now it has a whole different meaning because it's because you're tagging something. The 2016 dumpster fire.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Word of the year feels like a big one.

[Jeff Oskay]

We witnessed one earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

2020.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. We sure did, didn't we?

[Tom Griswold]

Covid.

[Chick McGee]

We could feel the heat coming off.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I was going to say COVID Epidemic. What was. Yeah. Those years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Some of these, I have never had any. I've never heard anyone use them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Them.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this pronounced usy? U s, s y ay.

[Pat Godwin]

Thought that was a baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

Hear the word in 2020? 22.

[Chick McGee]

You sure it's not usy?

[Pat Godwin]

Sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

Sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this, this was, this was a word.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the definition?

[Chick McGee]

Listen to this. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

An English language derived from the word used to create. Great. This is ridiculous. I've never heard anyone do this.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, continue. You're talking in sentence fragments. Help us help us help you.

[Tom Griswold]

I. It's No, I can't go on. It gets, it gets really dirty.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

You just said the P word and.

[Jess Hooker]

That was a word of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ussy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm familiar. I was just hoping it met something. Not only is she familiar, I own an operate one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no, it's no the word operator. The word of the year was usy. You. There was no P on it.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and it's I. But I. That was in 2002.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't want pee on my OC.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody does.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I. And you thought this was going to be a stupid segment.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

20, 24 though. Word of the year was raw dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In 24.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. How do you use that, that in a sentence?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you can use the term raw dog for a couple of, a lot of things. Like you're supposed to. The one I've heard the most recent one is and that means it's over, but you're supposed to be able to get on a plane and complete your voice, your trip without any magazines or videos or music. Just raw dog your flight.

[Jeff Oskay]

My daughter is leaving on retreat today and she said, I got a raw dog for two days. I go, what are you talking about? She goes, no phone or two tablets for two days. All right. I was like, good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't that originate with a consensual non condom situation?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

You're calling out. You're calling. Yeah, I think that's the original raw dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's, that's what I thought. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you call that? Monday nights.

[Chick McGee]

We are really on a roll here. I wish someone week doing this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Day nights. Coming up, it's gonna be sexy time with Ali Breen. And we have interesting news from the world of raccoons, of all things. This is a bizarre science story. And this is even more bizarre. And this is a real thing. Sometimes women and actually sometimes men have a situation in which they start emitting milk from their armpits.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, it's called armpit lactation. And it happens. It's out there. We're gonna, we're gonna fill you in on that and we'll find out those details from here. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Jessica Alsman. Hi, there's Jeff Oscar at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Jeff Oskay]

Visit Steven Singer jewelers atIHATE stevensinger.com to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. That's I Hate Stephensinger dot com.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I am Chick McGee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to bobandtom.com contest and you can enter our pigskin pick em competition. Our winner for week 11 just announced. It's John Coop from a place called Zionsville, Indiana. Zion. Nope, nope. Theater. No one knows.

[Chick McGee]

No one knows that. Once again, your memories aren't everyone's memories.

[Tom Griswold]

No. At Fire Sign Theater you get into it.

[Chick McGee]

It's great. Great.

[Tom Griswold]

John Coop, he got all 15 games right.

[Jessica Alsman]

Very impressive.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the tiebreaker, he won that. So now this week. This is week 12. Of course, Chick McGee's already made his picks. Oh yeah, they may be helpful. But he's picking against the spread on.

[Chick McGee]

The Instagram at the Chick McGee. Check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Bob and Tom.com contest. While there, look for that orange insoles 4K TV. You could win. And you can also check out our Bob and Tom Show T shirts and sweatshirts. They're terrific. Jess Hooker went to a lot of trouble to get these all organized. You can see them right there on our website. Now we're going to head back over to the SILAC Insurance news desk. What do you got going?

[Jess Hooker]

Doctors have discovered why a 35 year old woman in the Philippines started lactating from her armpit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, goodness.

[Jess Hooker]

According to the case report, the woman went to the hospital because she had swelling in both of her armpits. The doctors needed the swollen areas and droplets of milk leaked from the hair follicles.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's kind of gross.

[Jess Hooker]

That is kind of gross. The patient who had just had a baby said she had experienced swelling in her armpits each time she had given birth in the past.

[Jeff Oskay]

Also, when you got a Milky pits.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, that's terrifying. So what, they're just.

[Tom Griswold]

No. We should point out Ms. Altman is in fact heavy with child.

[Jess Hooker]

What a weird way to say that. She's pregnant.

[Chick McGee]

That is like. That's like a Standard at the turn of the century. Yeah, people don't say it anymore because we're all smarter now, but this is pretty fat.

[Jessica Alsman]

Thank you. I'm six and a half months pregnant.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, you look great.

[Jessica Alsman]

But not lactating anymore.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I was gonna say your colostrum hasn't come in yet.

[Jessica Alsman]

No. Well, there's some. Something there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there is. That's what that is.

[Jessica Alsman]

What's going on?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

What are you doing? But nothing. Like leak.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jessica Alsman]

You know, but I mean, you'll wake.

[Jess Hooker]

Up in the middle of the night, shirt soaked, and that's when you'll know.

[Jessica Alsman]

I already asked if Donnie could milk me because apparently it's like every two hours. You have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Like you do if he can't. By the way, we've just had several hundred men volunteer.

[Jess Hooker]

Wake up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, it's obviously quite unusual to have your.

[Jessica Alsman]

How does it get over there to your armpits?

[Jess Hooker]

Doctors discovered that the lumps were polymastia, also known as ectopic or accessory breasts.

[Chick McGee]

Accessory breasts.

[Tom Griswold]

It gets worse. Keep going.

[Jess Hooker]

Ectopic breast tissue may grow in men or women at any location along the milk line, including around the genitalia, the groin, the thigh or the vulva.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

One stop shopping.

[Tom Griswold]

And then if you don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Accessory breasts sometimes develop enough to include an areola and a nipple.

[Chick McGee]

Hubba hubba. Well, is that like. Guys. It seems like all the sexiest guys, the voted the sexiest, have a third nipple.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like, I think Channing Tatum has a third nipple.

[Tom Griswold]

Mark Wahlberg.

[Chick McGee]

Wahlberg has a third nipple.

[Jess Hooker]

Their knowledge of men with third nipples is concerning.

[Chick McGee]

There's no reason to look at my search history. No reason at all. I think Osu has a third nipple. He's too embarrassed to mention it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Do you?

[Jess Hooker]

You?

[Jeff Oskay]

I. I do not. But I had a girlfriend who had a third nipple.

[Jess Hooker]

How was it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never heard of a girl below the other one, about six inches down.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

On her right. And it had a tiny. Probably a little bit smaller than a dime areola. And a little nipple.

[Jess Hooker]

If you flicked it, did it get hard?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, but she had no sexual feeling from it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

At least that's what she told you.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what she.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

When you touch me, I feel nothing is what she said.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going deep in this. I'm reading. Reading the whole article here in Live Science. And it. It uses the phrase the mammary ridge.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Help their own mammary.

[Jess Hooker]

Does that sound like we went on vacation there once.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta cross. Right after the divorce, you gotta cross the Mammary Ridge if you want to get to the strip club.

[Chick McGee]

You know, me and Pat went up there. He brought his guitar and we played.

[Pat Godwin]

The tunes for it all night long.

[Chick McGee]

Had some money.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They had a lady there. She was really handy for those folks with those lactose intolerant.

[Chick McGee]

She had them lobster fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

Her armpit. You could squeeze out. Almond milk. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Pat Godwin]

Milk anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, someone mentioned this like a washing machine during the break. The reason I was late, I was looking this up the Long. Long. A burger Basket Building.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, put long and burger.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's a collectible basket.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this.

[Chick McGee]

They're very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

This spells it. L, O, N, G, A, B, E, R, G, R. This is in Newark, Ohio, just east of Columbus. Have you seen this?

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Yeah, I have. And it's not pronounced Newark. People who know call it Newark Nerc. Do they Nerkahize?

[Tom Griswold]

That's good. Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Distracting. But yeah. Let's get back to the basket factory versus Longenberger. Someone mentioned the fact that. Because I'm talking about how I like, hate vehicles that are. That are. For example, the wiener mobile. Someone mentioned buildings that are. That look like the product that they make.

[Chick McGee]

You did. Probably because you always do.

[Jess Hooker]

He's looking right at me. Yes, it was me that said that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. See, so I. I don't know what.

[Jess Hooker]

Are those called, but is that called something? Yeah, there's a name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is I guess they have. They've moved out of it. Is that correct?

[Jess Hooker]

And I think that it. Yeah, it doesn't exist anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I think there's also the Vera Bradley building. Do they have one that looks like.

[Chick McGee]

A. I think you might be right. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Giant purse.

[Tom Griswold]

I know when this one went up, my.

[Chick McGee]

My.

[Tom Griswold]

My girlfriend was a basket case.

[Jess Hooker]

She was so close.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they have a donut shop in Los Angeles shaped like a big donut?

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry's Donuts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Jerry's? Are you sure?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I said it with confidence. No, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's closed. It's now a proctologist's office. Got a little. Little paint and fixed it all up. But what. What else have we got? Over further.

[Jess Hooker]

Chinese man is facing fierce online backlash after he be. Is. After he is beginning a new relationship while his late wife remains cryogenically preserved. Mr. Gooey Ooman decided to freeze his wife.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on.

[Jess Hooker]

It's G U I. And it's pronounced gooey.

[Chick McGee]

Can I talk to you?

[Tom Griswold]

Gooey.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing? Gooey. No, the lady, she's. Oh, she's deceased. What's the point?

[Tom Griswold]

She had agreed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When. That she wanted to be frozen.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. But she.

[Jess Hooker]

In 2017, after she was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, hoping future medical breakthroughs could one day revive her.

[Tom Griswold]

This was famously done by baseball great Ted Williams.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That went bad though.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And they've actually. I believe his. I believe that they just eventually they cut off just the head. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

They tried to keep the head alive. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

But then it's all frostbitten.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gross.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know how it's like taste, right. It's like a package of peas.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. You get freeze.

[Chick McGee]

Freezer burn. Your head will never come back.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing is they are getting closer in this technology though with. Haven't they. Didn't they like freeze a mouse or something and brought it back. It's.

[Chick McGee]

That's what you always yelled at me when we used to talk about. Show me a fly they brought back.

[Jeff Oskay]

Think you can do that with a bee? You can.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say right now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Put it in your freezer.

[Chick McGee]

You can.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Jessica Alsman]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

You can put a fly in your freezer and become.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't just the immobile. Get some refrigerator though. Not crazy glue.

[Chick McGee]

Put a thread on the back of it and the fly will fly around on the end of your thread.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think that's just the refrigerator. I don't think you free in any event.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It really is true about Ted Williams. Sadly that's. It's a very unpleasant story. But. But there are people that are in these places. I. I hope they have a generac generator going because that's true. You got a power outage for a few hours and Hey, I think that.

[Chick McGee]

Is what happened to Ted Williams. They lost power, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it wasn't. Wasn't it? It's in Arizona or the last place you want to be frozen. You think you'd have one of these in the. On the Arctic Circle. So in any event. So this guy freezes his bees.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have an update. Yes, you can freeze and unfreeze bees.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jessica Alsman]

Good to know.

[Chick McGee]

Just bees.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's all I researched.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

So you catch a bee that's alive, put it in your freezer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You freeze them a lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

You freeze it so it's not moving. You take it out. You let anthology fly away.

[Jess Hooker]

I might try this.

[Tom Griswold]

But how long can it Be frozen. This lady's been frozen 30 years. This lady's been frozen since 2017.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, you could. You probably get a hold of an iguana that falls out of a tree and put a leash maybe. Yeah, but it's still alive when it thaws out in any event.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy, this guy's. If he's famous in China anyway, he's a sports guy. So this would be, this would be.

[Chick McGee]

Like if Howard Cosell got frozen.

[Tom Griswold]

I would pick someone more contemporary. Who's your favorite sports guy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I really don't have one. Oh, Colin Cowherd, probably. Okay, yeah, Colin. They retrieve Colin. That'd be all right. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to do anything bad to Colin, but. No, no, but it'd be like if. This is a bad analogy, isn't it? The point is this guy's well known, so he freezes his wife. Now he's dating somebody else and he's getting a lot of blowback.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. What's he supposed to do?

[Jessica Alsman]

Wait until she thaws and they fix her?

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was the original idea. That's what he said to her when they.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he say, my question is, is she still alive? And they go, okay, turn on the freezer her, or do they wait for her to take her last breath and then freeze her?

[Pat Godwin]

Because I'm guessing that, well, it's China.

[Tom Griswold]

I imagine the rules if you're in rural China are pretty much.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I can't imagine a husband telling a wife something that wasn't truthful, can you?

[Jess Hooker]

Tom Gooey said she can never replace my wife, but I still need to move on with my life.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so that's right. Daddy needs attention.

[Tom Griswold]

This would be the greatest Jerry Spring Springer of all time. She's been frozen for 30 years.

[Chick McGee]

But you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're banging your secretary. But let's bring her out. We thought her out. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh gosh.

[Chick McGee]

That would be cool if they would throw out somebody on Jerry Springer. See how many people would believe it. I saw that. I'm Springer. They brought that lady back.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's got to be real.

[Chick McGee]

It's real.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this stuff's going to happen, right?

[Chick McGee]

You know who's great? That's Steve Will.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz he's great. They're going to figure this out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, they will.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they're cloning. Who just cloned his dog? Tom Brady.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Brady clones it clones all stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Barbara Stran has cloned the same dog like four times.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that's the. And what they won't tell you. That's like the third James Broland we've had.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the first two had had enough of Barbara and just. Oh, yeah, they walked into the ocean.

[Chick McGee]

You ever see Josh. Do you ever see Josh going visiting this James Roland on Father's Day? No. You never do. I see. Not the same one.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll see. But, you know, someone's gonna do that. There's gonna be some doctor no type guy in some island in the Pacific that starts cloning people. Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, for sure. You had guys that made sex dolls out of that looked exactly like their former wife and stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we had that a couple years ago.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Why would you pick your wife?

[Chick McGee]

I missed the nagging.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think the sex dolls, you control the voice. Although I suppose the newer ones, you could probably do the AI Voice stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't think there's. I don't think if you. If you really look at it, there's probably not a need for them to have a voice. That's probably not an option that they worry about.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I would think that there would be men who would want to have.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

They're saying certain things.

[Pat Godwin]

Just set on dirty talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly right. Do it harder.

[Chick McGee]

This is weird, but I find that incredibly arousing. What? You're 30s. Robot Tom is a dirty robot. I like that. I can't take it all.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't take that all book.

[Jess Hooker]

This is very telling.

[Chick McGee]

Scream for it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mentioned this earlier. Steven Singer Jewelers. They're helping us out with our pigskin picks. Once again, go to bob and tom.com contest, get your name and make your picks. Other jewelers hate Steven Singer. Why? Because he has the best real natural diamond stud earrings. The best ones in America. Where are they? Steven Singer Jewelers. As you know, gold prices. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Way up.

[Tom Griswold]

Diamond prices, way up. Gold is the highest price, I think, in history. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Right now, four grand an ounce, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephen Singer has locked in his diamond studs at the same prices where they were a while back. So he's keeping the old prices. Visit I hate stevensinger.com, as I've always said, nothing better than earrings for Thanksgiving for your lady or your gent, whatever. You put them in the mashed potatoes. You guys don't approve of that, do you? No. No. Okay, maybe put.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you're a dentist.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's my new idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know how fortune cookies work. They have little pieces of paper.

[Jess Hooker]

I do. I do know how. Fortune cookies.

[Tom Griswold]

You write. You write down.

[Chick McGee]

Who doesn't know how?

[Jeff Oskay]

Fortune.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great idea. You write down a little piece of paper your cool new earrings from Steven Singer jewelers are hidden in. Then you put a little hint. Okay, so she's eating the mashed potatoes. You go, what's this?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, diamond earrings. Everything's gonna be cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

No injuries.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Put the diamonds in there. There may be some dentistry or orthodontia down the road. Stephen Singer. He's our guy. Stephen Singer. By the way, he has these diamond earrings with. I don't know what this means, ladies. Silicone backs.

[Ali Breen]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So you never have to worry about losing them. What does that mean?

[Jess Hooker]

So your earrings won't fall off.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, Good. Unbeatable, full value, lifetime trade down. I know what that that means. Say you buy them for $200 and then next year you want to get the bigger ones. You get that full 200 as part of the ones for the new one. Is that clear? Okay. You're welcome. All backed by the best guarantee in the jewelry business. A full 100 day. 100%, no hassle, money back guarantee. Don't hassle me, man. Plus fast and free shipping. Free shipping. How awesome is that? Get those orders in by 2 o' clock Eastern Time. They'll go out that day. I hate stephensinger.com. he's our buddy. I hate stephensinger.Com. coming up sexy time with Ali Breen. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Hosking.

[Announcer]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Pat Godwin's around here somewhere. And hello. Tom.

[Jessica Alsman]

He gone.

[Jess Hooker]

I think he thinks the show is over.

[Chick McGee]

He gone.

[Jeff Oskay]

He left.

[Jessica Alsman]

He had too many radishes.

[Chick McGee]

He had the radish.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's. He ate a radish. Size of my fist. Now his belly hurts as a thick belly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. But he loved it. Yeah, he. I. We didn't realize you brought in this huge bag and everyone thought they were sweet potatoes. They're radishes. And dacon.

[Jess Hooker]

Purple radish.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like better radishes. Through science.

[Tom Griswold]

And he ate a whole one. And now he's got a really bad belly ache.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a lot of radish. But that's okay because we have a guest now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I think we do. Are we ready? Oh, there we go. It's the lovely Ally Breen. Where are you?

[Ali Breen]

I'm in Boston.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whose house is that?

[Ali Breen]

It's an Airbnb, but it's done up like an old colonial inn. It's pretty amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks cool.

[Ali Breen]

It's really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I like that arch behind you. That's really nice.

[Ali Breen]

No, I could live here. It's like a full. Cute little.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Colonial apartment.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like my old house.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Allie Breen is our guest. Allie is a very fine stand up comedian and she is reachable in the world of social media at A L L I B R E E N. I emphasize that because we'd like you to send her letters about your love trolls. And we are standing by to assist. We have a great crew here, including Mr. Oskay. And we have the very pregnant Jessica Alsman here. Oh, yes. And I did not mean to insult her. Have you ever heard the phrase heavy with child?

[Ali Breen]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Could enter?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that does sound politically incorrect now. It doesn't sound like a good friend.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I said it. I'm not trying.

[Jessica Alsman]

And there's a child.

[Tom Griswold]

You look great.

[Chick McGee]

Children.

[Tom Griswold]

You look. There was a time I was trying to explain to her you couldn't say the word pregnant on television.

[Jess Hooker]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's insane.

[Jess Hooker]

That is nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

If you read. If you read about the early. Like in the birthing in the early United States and men weren't allowed to be. Weren't allowed to look at this incredibly. How incredible, how stupid our civilization was. But you look great, Jessica.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I bring up the fact that's amazing.

[Ali Breen]

And I also. I love that she's scorched earth regularly. But with like hormones raging.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gotta be off the rail.

[Jessica Alsman]

I have such a low tolerance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I do wanna say this. What is happening with her is the result of activity in the realm we call sexy time. Just to be. Just to be clear. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That is how that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Most of the time. There is also the test tube thing, but we'll move on. Do we have any letters? We do.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my wife is starting to ask if I like bands I've never heard of and shopping for new clothes and wearing new clothes and makeup. I know it's a red flag if she starts working out, but does this kind of thing mean the same thing? Do you guys think she's cheating?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Read the beginning again. What's happening?

[Ali Breen]

His wife is starting to ask if she likes bands that he's never heard of. She's like, oh, have you heard the new Taylor Swift album? Or whatever. And he's like, what? We've never listened to that before.

[Jessica Alsman]

Maybe she's just trying to keep up with the times because some people do keep up with, like, new music, you know what I mean? And then other people like, no, I've got my set, I'm done.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I mean, and new clothes, you.

[Ali Breen]

Said, and new makeup.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, well, you got to get rid.

[Jessica Alsman]

Of the old makeup. It doesn't last forever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe she's trying to look better. Look better for him. I don't know.

[Jessica Alsman]

Is it glitter makeup? That would be weird. Rhinestones.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing wrong. Maybe, you know, sometimes people go, hey, I need to do. Make some changes.

[Chick McGee]

About the only. Yeah, about the only telltale sign over my years on the planet is that if significant other comes home and immediately takes a shower, that might be somewhat of a red flag.

[Tom Griswold]

Or some guy's underwear in her glove box. Well, yeah, I'm trying to start at square one.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Jessica Alsman]

I think she's just trying to keep up with like, maybe her friends and stuff. And it has nothing to do with you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't think so. And I. And I. I have to tell you guys this or remind you, we are not the same person every day. Every day we wake up a completely new person.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So she's going through a phase, getting some new music.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But every day I wake up and I feel like I've been thrown down a metal staircase. Can you make that go away?

[Jess Hooker]

No, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Just saying, you know what you need.

[Chick McGee]

Is listen, that new Taylor album. I don't hippie.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard. I think it's good. That's a good record, by the way. I've been listening to.

[Ali Breen]

That is a good record.

[Tom Griswold]

With my girl, you can always snoop.

[Ali Breen]

Her phone and see what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. I don't know.

[Ali Breen]

That's one way to find out.

[Jeff Oskay]

You could ask him, or he could ask her. Just be like, hey, I've noticed you're. Are you like doing a glow up thing or. I notice you seem happier now with.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you sleeping with somebody?

[Ali Breen]

Someone else making you happier?

[Jeff Oskay]

Who you banging?

[Tom Griswold]

Just don't ask.

[Jessica Alsman]

In an accusatory.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I did get you some passes for the gym. Since you've started, you might as well drop 30.

[Chick McGee]

Here's your tanning sessions.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move on. Ally Breen is our guest. What have you got, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my husband had an affair. And I still wanted to try to stay together and work it out, but he left, saying he's happier than he's ever been.

[Chick McGee]

Whistling, dancing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this one's. This one's gonna be tough.

[Jessica Alsman]

Already sad.

[Chick McGee]

What a brutal.

[Ali Breen]

What a mean guy. Well, now the girl must have broken up with him because he said he wants to come home, and he made a huge mistake. I love him and I want him back. But shouldn't he have at least have. Shouldn't he at least have to work really hard to get me back? Now, I hate that he just assumes I'll take him back, but I do want him. What do I do here?

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine why he'd want to get away from you.

[Jessica Alsman]

You deserve so much better.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't just take him back.

[Jessica Alsman]

Make him work.

[Jess Hooker]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There you go. That's who you want to be in a relationship.

[Jess Hooker]

Get some expensive gifts out of it, you know?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Milk it, girl. Get it?

[Ali Breen]

You're now his one statement alone. I'm happier than I've ever been. He should.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And you know what? She's never going to forget that he said that because he's gonna cheat again. Never.

[Chick McGee]

He's happy. I'm gonna put an end to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. This poor guy, he's gonna be doing the dishes and taking out the garbage, even when it's not garbage day.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

He'll do it one day and then quit and be like, aren't you happier with me?

[Jess Hooker]

You have me now. I don't know. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or have them back and, like, embroider your pillows with, like. I've never been happier.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very good. That's nice. Yes. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Have some fun.

[Ali Breen]

Plus, if she takes him back and that girl calls again, he'll probably leave again.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't trust him.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Until something nice and shiny comes again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what to tell you.

[Jessica Alsman]

You don't love him. You just love not being alone.

[Jeff Oskay]

Own.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. There you go. Go get a boyfriend. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Find someone else. Maybe one of his friends.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or have sex with me and really get back out.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a new twist. We could do this every week.

[Jessica Alsman]

Offering up Oscar to anyone. That's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. You want to hurt your man? Come have sex with me.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll provide the photographs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's move on. Once again, we're speaking with Ali Breen, a l. L I B, R E E. I spell it out because you can find her on your favorite social media platform and send us your love help letters. We'd love to help you. What have we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I'm newly divorced and I'm dating with two teen children. My son's been great about it, but my daughter's been a nightmare. She said she wants to stay at her dad's house because I have strange men coming through the house constantly. I'm a strict parent and she's just using it as an excuse to act out or live with her dad, who has no rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Schools.

[Ali Breen]

I've introduced them to one date who I went out with for two months, and I'm still currently dating. What do I do here?

[Jess Hooker]

Call a therapist.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. You're always gonna get the one versus another. Yeah. No matter what.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Kids are good at being manipulative. You know, I grew up with divorced parents. We would play people off against each other.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm getting something out of this. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

If the dad lets her do whatever. She knows what she's doing.

[Jess Hooker]

Doing.

[Ali Breen]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

But if she. But this woman is not parading a bunch of men through the hallways.

[Ali Breen]

No.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

She said she's introduced them to one person.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I wonder how fresh the divorce is. You know, not to get too serious.

[Tom Griswold]

Or how cool the dad is.

[Jess Hooker]

Or how cool the dad is. That's true, too, right?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a. That's an odd game to have to play.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, just keep the guys away from her.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, kids, we can't hang out in town this weekend of those Disney World tickets. Oh, that's a shame.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess you bet on the wrong horse, huh, kids?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I hear you have school next week, but I called them up and canceled because we're so sad we're going to Cedar Point.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure your new dad, the busboy, will be able to take you anywhere you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

We have time for a couple more. Allie, let's go. What do you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my husband wants to have. Have sex in strange places when we're out. Like at restaurants.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can't have sex in strange places when you're home.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you can't if you're. If you're talking orifices.

[Jess Hooker]

Come on.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah, that's a good point.

[Tom Griswold]

She means. She means locations, I guess.

[Ali Breen]

Strange locations sites. I said we're gonna get arrested and embarrassed, and he said, even if we're caught, people will think it's cute because we're married.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you guys think? Actually, no, the possibility is you'll be a sex offender.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And have to register.

[Chick McGee]

You have to report to your neighbors.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a hilarious scene in the Woody Allen movie called everything you ever wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask. There's a very funny segment of that in which it's. This lady can only get excited in situations like that. Oh, it's very. It's very funny. But yeah, this is a problematic.

[Jessica Alsman]

Can you just compromise and maybe do it in the car somewhere? Like where it's parked on a street.

[Ali Breen]

Like in your own driveway?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you could still. You could still get arrested. Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Or like, instead of doing it behind the Chili's, you do it inside the Chili's dumpster.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, yeah. With raccoons.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be no wonder Jeff's offering himself up if you've done it inside a Chili's dumpster. Well, I guess you're quite the adventurer. Yes. Wow. Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Is that like exhibition stuff when people do that or is it just the thrill of getting caught?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if he is insisting on doing it all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you talk to a psychiatrist. It's probably similar to the people who shoplift that have tons of money.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That they get. They, you know, they'll arrest someone, then they've got $3,000 in cash and they've just stolen a five dollar donut or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can I take a quick survey? I have a theory that every woman has shoplifted. Have all three of you women shoplifted before?

[Jessica Alsman]

I think the worst thing I did was eat a gummy bear, like when I was a kid. No, I don't like in that little candy vending thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really. Have you shoplifted?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah, I got caught when I was a kid. I stole a nail polish and a chapstick and I went like. They acted like I was going to jail. I never shoplifted again after a woman.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know has shoplift. Well, obviously not everyone. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

As a kid, your friends like goad you on. If you have like a sleepover, you know, and you go to the mall. Yeah. You'll get talked into shop shoplifting when you're a kid.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. 90 of shoplifters, women and old people.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

No, not me. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, I've never been into that at all.

[Chick McGee]

Me neither.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a time. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, let's squeeze in one more. What do you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend has a foot fetish and loves to worship my feet. It wasn't my thing, but now I like it as he oils at my feet and massages them and then he uses them to massage parts of him. But whatever. His phone alarm was going off the other day when he was in the shower.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I didn't hear what happened. I heard the word alarm. What happened?

[Ali Breen]

His phone alarm went off when he was in the shower, and I went to go turn it off. And there were a slew of texts with pictures of girls talking dirty to him and taking foot. And sending foot photos. It doesn't appear that you met up with any of them, but I'm crushed. What would you guys do?

[Tom Griswold]

I think this sounds.

[Jess Hooker]

Take your feet away.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? This sounds right on the nose, though, doesn't it? This guy's that into something that weird.

[Jessica Alsman]

He has to have a variety of feet to get him going. You have to call him out for it, let him know.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. It's not necessarily weird. It's weird, Mr. Judgy.

[Jess Hooker]

Ground him from your feet.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you could bring it up right. When you've got your feet poised in just the right spot.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Jessica Alsman]

Give him a chance to tell the truth. Go. Am I the only feet you're seeing?

[Ali Breen]

And then give him the opportunity seeing the other feet. And he is just texting and seeing pictures of them. Is that like porn?

[Tom Griswold]

Or is that way too becomes.

[Jessica Alsman]

I feel like, personal. You can just Google feet. Look at him without having him personally texted you with little messages like, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So are these people that he knows? Like, does he solicit at work? Like, hey, she looks like she's got hot feet.

[Tom Griswold]

I would. I'm either. Has to be a clearinghouse online where you can get ladies that'll do this for a fee.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

There's a million foot sites. I think so.

[Jess Hooker]

It's called this little.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's probably guys that want to have you do the. This little piggy thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the guac.

[Chick McGee]

It costs extra.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Allie, are you working this weekend or are you up in Boston for the whole week?

[Ali Breen]

I'm staying in Boston. I might put some shows together here, but I haven't really figured it out yet. I still have one of my friend Dave shows going on, but I might be. So I will post it on Instagram if I am.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the status of the thing you're building that. What is it? A little condo or something in Florida? You're going to be Airbnb.

[Ali Breen]

It's done. It's up and running. Cleaned up, too, because I think I told you there was a party that happened immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Do people.

[Tom Griswold]

Do people know that it's yours?

[Ali Breen]

No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you think you could.

[Ali Breen]

One or two times people have inquired about it and then been like, are you a comedian from New York? Like, they'll look up my name occasionally, but otherwise, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Would that add value to it if you could, hey, stay at Allie Breen's place?

[Ali Breen]

I don't know. We'll see. Maybe I should advertise it.

[Jessica Alsman]

You might have more of a cleanup to worry about after, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe some photographs. Ali, it's always a pleasure. You're so great. Thank you so much. Much.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

This is something new. This is really cool. We talk about a lot of gadgets and gizmos on the show. This thing is great. It's called the aura frame, and it's. I'll spell it because it's kind of confusing when you say it out loud. It's a U R, A, like the aura around the sun or something. And an aura frame is one. It's. You've seen those digital frames that have multiple pictures. This one's really gone to the next level where you can take great pictures and you can load them from remote locations. I know Ms. Hooker's been using this thing already. Yeah, it's really cool.

[Jess Hooker]

We're gonna set one up here, and we're gonna have Alsman send us pictures of her new baby while she's on maternity leave.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, you'll love those pictures. Oh, but that's something you can do no matter who it is. Like someone in the family can just upload a photo.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and also hundreds miles away. With Thanksgiving, it's always important to take photographs. And there's certain awkward moments, like you've got the group there together, and let's just say one of your baby daughters brought a boyfriend, and then she's in the picture. Remember that scene in the Godfather where he calls the girlfriend in, and then you've got a. The next year, somehow you realize, wait a minute. Let's do one of just the family. You know, hey, Susie, can you go anywhere else you can take the photo in case this doesn't work out. That's a good strategy.

[Jessica Alsman]

I've had to do that before.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one. And now there's that technology. Have you seen this thing where you just. You take your. Your iPhone or whatever, and you can just press this little thing and the person disappears?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. It's Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really handy. But this Aura frame is super cool because you could preload it and then maybe give it to your, your mom or your aunt or whoever, and then you can load new stuff onto it.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really cool. For a limited time, go to auraframes.com and I'll take the liberty of spelling it again. Aura f r a m e s dot com and get 45 bucks. Aura's best selling Carver matte frames. And by the way, this was named number one by Wirecutter. And if you're familiar with Wirecutter, they don't throw out these ratings haphazardly. This is a really cool product. Use the promo code tomorrow when you check out. Once again, it's auraframes.com promo code. Tom, this is a special Black Friday Cyber Monday deal that's happening right now. It's their best deal ever. Check it out and you can support us by mentioning the Bob and Tom show at checkout. This is a really cool thing. If you had a chance. Just check it out. Auraframes.com aura frames.com the promo code is. Tom, we're gonna get one set up and we'll try to sort of demonstrate it on the air for you. We are coming right back. The show's not over. We appreciate you hanging out with us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Jessica Alsman. Hey, there's Jeff Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee and. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. Roger.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to see you. Now, Ms. Alman, pregnant. Is that okay? Is that the preferred word?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'll take that. You would.

[Jessica Alsman]

Accurate.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm not familiar with the baby. Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

How's it going?

[Jessica Alsman]

Great, great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Baby brain's been kind of weird. I had like one of those, what do you call it, the ultrasound appointment.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Where they're checking the anatomy. Blah, blah, blah. And these offices are right next to each other. And so you share one bathroom, if that makes sense. There's two exam rooms, and you go to a little hallway and there's a bathroom. So when I left my exam room to go to the bathroom and I came out, I didn't know where I came from. And it's like there's only two doors to choose from. And I was like whispering like, daddy, hey. But no one answered. So I opened up the door and I chose the wrong one and walked in on another woman. Woman getting a transvaginal exam, which is basically like a dildo ultrasound.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

And I was just like. So sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Trans vaginal exam starring Burt Reynolds.

[Jess Hooker]

Not like the Siberian orchestra.

[Tom Griswold]

The Pontiac trans.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you've given a couple of.

[Tom Griswold]

But I have done. I did the.

[Jess Hooker]

The 40.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the two door thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

This was not my current physician. This was a few years back and they wanted a urine sample and.

[Chick McGee]

How.

[Tom Griswold]

Do I explain this? I did the. The tie off, if you will. Where? What? The room that I was in only had a sink.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I thought I would skip going down the hallway to the toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Oh. So I. I have the.

[Tom Griswold]

So I filled it.

[Chick McGee]

Have the vessel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

But it.

[Tom Griswold]

I. It was too. It was really full and I thought I had. I had to finish her off. So I walked to the door and I kind of put the thing down and I flung the door open thinking it was the bathroom and it was the lobby.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Needless to say that there was some poor kid looking at highlights for children.

[Chick McGee]

Daddy, I found. How are you? Mommy, I found the penis there. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They need to mark those doors in doctor's office. Office is a little better.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't know why I shot it.

[Tom Griswold]

But that situation, that's. That's like. They used to call it a Jack and Jill.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, a Jack.

[Tom Griswold]

A Jack and Jack and Jill bedrooms.

[Chick McGee]

Ensuite or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

But they can't call it that anymore, right? No, it would. Jack and Jill would mean you'd have two bedrooms with a bathroom between them and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we have one of those at our house. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I was told recently by a realtor. Oh, and you can't use master bedroom anymore.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's owner's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can't use walk in closet because that discriminates against those in wheelchairs.

[Jessica Alsman]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

So what do you say I forget getting in there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Anyway.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

That's two. That's two wheelchair jokes today. Jeff, I hope you're proud of yourself.

[Chick McGee]

You guys are not great. I'm glad Josh isn't here. He would be very, he'd be upset. I see.

[Tom Griswold]

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