The BOB & TOM Show - November 24, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – November 24, 2025

Overview

This pre-Thanksgiving episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a classic blend of lighthearted comedy, music, topical banter, and audience interaction, with a bonus focus on Thanksgiving traditions and personal stories. Main topics include holiday food foibles, celebrity encounters, listener letters, odd news stories (including the infamous “Baylor Pisser”), playful music from Pat Godwin, reflections on classic toys, and recurring riffs on pop-culture icons. The consistent tone is warm, irreverent, and playful—a group of friends and comics delighting in riffing on each other and the world around them.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Thanksgiving Traditions, Food Talk & Holiday Jokes

• The show kicks off [01:35–03:39] with Chick McGee's tongue-in-cheek "We're Eating Turkey" parody song, blending food imagery with double entendres:

  "Nothing better than laughing up that gravy." —Chick McGee (03:39)

• The hosts riff on post-holiday leftovers and whether deviled eggs are best as an appetizer or main course:

  • Debate about transporting deviled eggs and their taste after a day. (15:54, 16:22)
  • Multiple gags about "botulism" and perilous leftovers.

• Tom's luxury shopping stories:

  • New frying pan hunt at Williams Sonoma; ends up with Stanley Tucci's cookware line (11:03).
  • Flabbergasted at seeing a $5,500 coffee maker:

    “I can have coffee DoorDashed to my house until I'm on my deathbed for $5,500 bucks.” —Tom (12:37)

2. Celebrity Sightings & Pop Culture Riffs

• Christy Lee shares a story about spotting Bono at brunch in LA [04:43–05:40]. The group riffs with U2 song puns:

  Pat Godwin (as Bono, singing): “I still haven’t found the table I’m looking for.” (05:36)

• Tom shares his chance run-ins with “Body by Jake” (Jake Steinfeld) and an outlandish story about running into Andy Kaufman—which the group mockingly reminds him is impossible since Kaufman has been dead for decades (09:08–09:36).

3. Sports, News, and Listener Emails

• Chick’s football picks, NFL discussion, and gambling talk frequent the segments [24:07–24:43, 60:08–62:07], featuring mashed-up news of NFL games, point spreads, and their frustrations with “pushes” (tied bets).

  • Tom quips about the razor-thin margins: “Three games right on the number—three pushes. Minus threes all over the place. Plus threes.” —Chick (24:07)

• Listener emails inject quirky personal stories:

  • Raccoon recipes for Thanksgiving (21:42).

    “I don’t like the idea of hot Italian dressing.... What’s that all about?” —Pat Godwin (22:08)

  • Parasocial relationships, school janitors' life lessons, and crafty utensils like sporks (“I don’t like the spork.” —Tom, 26:10).
  • A proud listener boasts the success of his come-on line after showering: “Two mornings in a row, after getting out of the shower, asked my wife if she wanted some of this before I put it away. Both mornings ended with me getting a blowy. Holy hell.” (38:20)
  • Letters spark bickering and “Oxford” and “English class” jibes.

4. Musical & Comedy Bits

• Pat Godwin offers multiple musical gems, including his Bono impression doing “Bingo” as a U2 anthem (07:56–08:28), and a Wordle/retirement-flavored ballad ("Wake up early, slow as a turtle, check my phone, do my Wordle..." —Pat, 94:15).
• Chick’s favorite sound effect—imitating “Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots”—recurs around the toy inventor’s obituary (109:03–109:18).

5. Bizarre News, Oddities & Obscure Records

• The “Baylor Pisser” segment [141:23–142:13]: A student films himself urinating on campus and becomes a campus legend (and cautionary tale for copycats nationwide). The group riffs on this “trend.”
• A driver in North Carolina is startled when a bald eagle drops a cat carcass through her windshield [135:56–136:26], prompting a musical tribute from Godwin.
• More oddities:
  • Female gladiators fought topless in ancient Rome—yes, with stage names like “Amazon” vs. “Achillea.” (149:07–149:41)
  • Scientists experiment with making astronaut food from urine (143:40–145:39).
  • Ottawa’s “feral goldfish” crisis (163:40–164:45).
  • The best Afro in ABA basketball history (Dr. Dunk Darnell Hillman gets the nod, with Bob Nettleicki an honorable mention for his mustache/sideburns; 71:15–72:13).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Stanley Tucci's Cookware:

  “You buy the quality Tucci stuff and you don’t have to get a new one at Target every couple of weeks.” —Tom (11:19)

• On LA Celebrity Spotting:

  Tom: "Was he wearing the stupid glasses?"
  Christy: "Absolutely." (04:51–04:54)

• On Overpriced Coffee Makers:

  Tom: "Guess how much it costs."
  Pat: "About a grand."
  Tom: "Keep going."
  Christy: "What?"
  Tom: "$5,500. Whoa." (12:23–12:34)

• Wordle and the Pope:

  "Pope Leo the 14th has revealed he changes his Wordle start word every day." (82:40)
  "I’d give you my phone number before I’d give you my Wordle starter word.” —Tom (85:30)*

• On Odd Listener Letters:

  "Two mornings in a row... ended with me getting a blowy. Holy hell." (38:20)

• On Thanksgiving Leftovers & Deviled Eggs:

  “Deviled eggs really travel well the day after.” —Pat Godwin (15:46)
  “I ate four before I realized...” —Chick McGee, critiquing the deviled eggs (77:34)

• Body by Jake / Generational Gags:

  “Even your real life experiences are based 50 years ago.” —Chick (09:12)
  “We need to know where Body by Jake is right now. Is he in Europe?” —Chick (33:06)

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Timestamps for Notable Segments

• [01:35–03:39] Chick McGee’s Thanksgiving "We're Eating Turkey" song
• [04:43–05:40] Christy Lee sees Bono at brunch in LA, leading to U2 puns
• [11:03–12:34] Tom’s Williams Sonoma/Tucci/Frying Pan/Coffee Maker rant
• [21:42–23:16] Raccoon for Thanksgiving letter & (gag) NFLer who ate raccoon
• [24:07–24:43] NFL “pushes”/point spread talk
• [38:20] Listener’s “shower” letter and unexpected marital happiness
• [71:15–72:13] ABA Best Afro discussion—Dr. Dunk Darnell Hillman & Bob Nettleicki
• [82:40–87:12] Pope Leo’s Wordle habits and very deep Wordle strategies
• [109:03–109:40] Remembering the inventor of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots & Light Brite
• [141:23–142:13] Baylor Pisser story and campus pranks
• [135:56–136:26] Eagle drops cat through windshield and Godwin’s song
• [149:07–149:41] Ancient topless female gladiator discovery

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Running Jokes and Recurring Themes

• Obsession with 70s/80s pop culture, sports, and toys (“Body by Jake”, “Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots”, ABA, vinyl records)
• Deviled eggs as both food and comedic prop
• Riffs about Tom’s “seasonality” and his rules about when Christmas lights can be turned on
• Listeners' letters as fodder for wild tangents, from kitchen utensils to marital life hacks
• Tom’s extended stories with idiosyncratic punchlines and references no one else gets (and the cast’s delight in calling him out)
• Running musical gags, particularly Pat Godwin’s parodies tailored to ongoing conversation

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Tone & Takeaway

The episode is quintessential BOB & TOM: equal parts irreverence, nostalgia, news-of-the-weird, and affectionate ribbing. The cast’s chemistry shines in the fast-paced banter, callbacks, and musical flourishes. Whether riffing on overpriced pans, Thanksgiving leftovers, celebrities in peculiar places, or the “Baylor Pisser,” the show delivers warm, smart-alecky humor that feels like a holiday gathering with longtime, wisecracking friends.

For listeners, the episode is an engaging, easygoing romp through holiday traditions, pop culture, and the everyday oddities of American life—perfect for a Thanksgiving week laugh.

Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Talk bombshow. Whoa. I just love this time of year. Don't you, Jer?

[Tom Griswold]

I sure do, Dino.

[Pat Godwin]

Tis the season.

[Chick McGee]

Check out those breasts. I like their size. How about those legs and juicy thighs? My tongue is flapping. Oh, stop your yapping. We're eating turkey. Yeah, we invited our family. They only came here cause dinner's free.

[Jeff Oskay]

They really hate us.

[Chick McGee]

Pass the potatoes. We're eating turkey. When we first saw that turkey, he ran around and clucked.

[Tom Griswold]

Gobble, gobble.

[Chick McGee]

And when I pulled out that hatchet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no.

[Chick McGee]

He knew that.

[Pat Godwin]

That he was plucked wishbone.

[Chick McGee]

It breaks apart. Pull on my finger, you'll smell a ding.

[Jeff Oskay]

What a sensation.

[Chick McGee]

It's flatulation from eating turkey. Medic. Somebody light a match. I really love the white meat. It's great when you want a snack. They say once you've tried the dark meat, you never will go back.

[Tom Griswold]

I ate too much.

[Chick McGee]

It's time to leave. Oh, I drank too much. It's time to heave. Look out. We've eaten our fill. But all next week we'll eat turkey. I'll be drinking turkey, pally. That's Wild Turkey on the rocks. By the way, Dino, how was your date last night? Well, let's just say that I butterballed her.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean she was ugly like a turkey?

[Chick McGee]

No, but she was a gobbler.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope she enjoyed the stuffing.

[Chick McGee]

She laughed up the gravy through. Nothing better than laughing up that Gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, P. Yummy, yummy, yummy. I've been. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's the mom and Tom show at the Silac Insurance news desk. That's not any Christy Lee. That's la. Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been to la.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Sunshine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Blue skies.

[Christy Lee]

Call me the rainy Christie.

[Chick McGee]

Landslides.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Rain the whole time.

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We don't say.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S a shame. We all felt that.

[Christy Lee]

La Tucson.

[Chick McGee]

Rain and rain and rain.

[Christy Lee]

Go to the desert. It'll be nice.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat. They said. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey.

[Christy Lee]

The good news is I'm the goddess of rain. If you'd like me to come. If you would like it to rain in your state, invite me.

[Chick McGee]

Bingo. You having a drought?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, come in. Host a golf tournament.

[Christy Lee]

I did see Bono while I was in la.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Just walking around at brunch.

[Christy Lee]

He went to brunch.

[Chick McGee]

I went.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Was he. Was he wearing this? Was he wearing the stupid glasses?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

And the cowboy hat. Right.

[Christy Lee]

He did not have a cowboy hat on.

[Pat Godwin]

His sunglasses on with his wife or an entre?

[Christy Lee]

No, he was with three other guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that may have been you two.

[Chick McGee]

Put a metal cap on their workshop in that name. Bono and three other guys.

[Tom Griswold]

A table for Mr. Edge.

[Christy Lee]

Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Edge.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's interesting. Did you say hi?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

The people bothered?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no. Well, we were sitting at a table, and he walked past, like, around the corner and sat down in a.

[Pat Godwin]

Were you at the Ivy? Were you at the Ivy?

[Christy Lee]

No, I was at the Polo.

[Chick McGee]

As he walks by. As he walks by, you hear him mumbling. Streets have no. He can't help himself.

[Pat Godwin]

I still haven't found the table I'm looking for.

[Chick McGee]

Mumbling.

[Tom Griswold]

That must happen to him all the time when people see him on their own. What? He's looking.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you found what you're looking for?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of my favorite Pat Godwin bits. You want to. Can you do that for me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The pretentious levels of. While you're getting ready here, I got a quick. I got a quick letter. This.

[Chick McGee]

Dear us.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Bradley. He said, I had an absolute blast seeing Pat Godwin Friday night in Youngstown.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I always enjoy singing along to his songs. And he was kind enough to play my request, Gangsta Folk. Oh, I can't wait to see him again. Got another letter here. Sorry to bother you at work, by the way. That's my favorite new.

[Chick McGee]

Keep that in mind.

[Tom Griswold]

We are.

[Chick McGee]

We are working.

[Christy Lee]

Sure we are.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Art. My wife and I sat in front during Friday night's show in Youngstown with Pat Godwin. My wife is very shy. Pat ended up writing a song about her. She was thoroughly embarrassed, but she had a great time.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted that to be. My wife's very shy. But Pat banged her in was unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Art.

[Tom Griswold]

I now apologize.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm waiting in the hallway banging my head on the door. Hurry up, you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to clarify. When we call Pat Patty G, it's P, A, D, D. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The Irish Tom's the only one who calls him that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's in his song and gangster folk. I'm Patty G. He's Patty G. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would have gotten that wrong.

[Chick McGee]

I would have.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would have done the tts now, like a Patty.

[Tom Griswold]

You like. You like doing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a pair of.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh. Hang on. Tom's trying to insult you. Hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I said, don't you, like, have a nice pair of tts in your mouth?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. That's why I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Pat, Christy Lee was in la.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

For the rainy season.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And she saw Bono. Now, you're a big Bono fan.

[Pat Godwin]

From you, I love his voice, but he's a. He's a tad pretentious, you know, at this point in his career.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Bono can take any song. Any song sound very special, almost like an anthem.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a lot of gravitas.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There was a farmer who had a.

[Chick McGee]

Dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, and bingo was his name.

[Jeff Oskay]

O.

[Chick McGee]

Singing BE.

[Pat Godwin]

O B I.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Be this one's for all the dogs and shelters.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to the polo lounge with my puppy. That's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He did not say that.

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't say that.

[Christy Lee]

No. Oh, that's the only celebrity sighting I had the whole time I was in la. That was cool.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Here's something weird. The last two times I was in Los Angeles, I was. I rented a car and both just the last few times, for whatever reason, I was driving God knows where in la, and I saw that trainer to the stars guy who.

[Pat Godwin]

Body by Jake.

[Tom Griswold]

Body by Jake. Jogging with us with some client.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Completely at random now, what year?

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, that had been 80s.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the 80s.

[Pat Godwin]

Jake's about 90.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Jake's still out there jogging.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is.

[Chick McGee]

I thought so. Even your real life experiences are based 50 years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

The other weird one, though, was there was a period of time I went to New York twice in a. In a couple of years, and I. Both times I ran into Andy Kaufman. What? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, how long Andy's been dead?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm just saying it just the twice in a row was weird.

[Christy Lee]

All right, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But Body by Jake, he had a TV show. He.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even remember.

[Chick McGee]

He was. He was everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he did. He had like a sitcom or something for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, he was like a man.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the guy that, the cooking guy that had the sitcom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, they gave Emeril one emerald.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe eight episodes.

[Chick McGee]

You mean bam bam. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, speaking of cooking, Kick it up.

[Chick McGee]

Enough.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the big cooking week. And yesterday we had to get a new frying pan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Big, big decision at your house.

[Chick McGee]

He's telling me he. He wore out. He wore out two frying pants is what he's telling.

[Tom Griswold]

You cook a lot anyway.

[Christy Lee]

How do you wear out a frying pan?

[Chick McGee]

I. I ain't buying it, but he thinks I did, so why ruin a good story?

[Tom Griswold]

The non stick stuff. After a certain period of time, you're.

[Christy Lee]

Allowed to use non stick at your house. I am shocked by that.

[Chick McGee]

See, once again, you. You should realize these things are on Christine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you put the non stick in the dishwasher?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there are some that you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, whatever. Anyways, the larger point is we went into Williams Sonoma. This is like. This is like going into a toy store the day before Christmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who was your co. Signer?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

They are proud of their stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

But. No, no. You know, but the reason I bring it up in this context is the frying pans we bought.

[Bob Kevoian]

Most people go to Target, you know.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, do you know who designed. Who designed our cookware?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know who.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you do.

[Christy Lee]

The Pope.

[Tom Griswold]

But better.

[Chick McGee]

Better than the Pope.

[Tom Griswold]

A guy who was just in a movie about the pope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stanley Tucci.

[Tom Griswold]

Stanley Tucci has his own line of cookware.

[Christy Lee]

He's got his own cooking videos out there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's big.

[Tom Griswold]

See, Christy, you buy the quality Tucci stuff and you don't have to get a new one at Target every couple of weeks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it's too. I'm. I couldn't believe it. No, I. I didn't know it was stammy Tucci at first. Oh, this is the nice stuff. It's the Tucci.

[Chick McGee]

Tell them the other part of the store.

[Jeff Oskay]

What.

[Christy Lee]

What's the other part?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hang on. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the. The other part of the story is Kelly does not drink coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And as you know, I don't like to drink. I don't like making coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never in my life owned a coffee maker. I drink coffee all the time because.

[Chick McGee]

As we know, coffee is out there. Is out there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a reason to get up on Saturday morning, go into town.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a coffee, sit down and enjoy. So we got the frying pans and some other stuff. And Kelly decides she wants to see. What if we have company over for Thanksgiving and we want to make coffee? Which is never going to happen. But the point is. So we're looking at the coffee machine, fancy coffee, and this sweet lady comes over and goes, oh, can I show you this machine? And so we go over, and there's this coffee machine, and it's. It's about a foot and a half by a foot and a half by a foot and a half. Yeah, it's got this digital readout.

[Christy Lee]

It's very nice.

[Chick McGee]

WI Fi connected, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's. It's. Guess how much it costs.

[Pat Godwin]

About a grand.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep going.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Way low. That's low way.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

$5,500. Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

For a coffee maker?

[Tom Griswold]

And I said, look, I can have coffee doordash to my house until I'm on my deathbed for 5,500 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Holy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very.

[Pat Godwin]

And so they got it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we are not getting it.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

It was very weird, but she did make a cup of coffee, and it was delicious. But, I mean, you put the beans in.

[Christy Lee]

It was. It was. That was it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

We made you coffee at your house, and you drank it at your house.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, she made it at the store.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the technique that. I went to my coffee place.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you did.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Did you go to your coffee place on the way to the store?

[Tom Griswold]

On the way home? No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Both. I'm asking.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Just.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That's where you.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up your letters. We have a tremendous world record that's going well with a very unusual footnote I'm very pleased with.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you'll enjoy it very much.

[Chick McGee]

Remember all this, people? He's very pleased with all of it. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one. It's a. It's an obscure reference that.

[Chick McGee]

That fits into Tom's world.

[Tom Griswold]

Those that get it will be delighted by it. Christy will love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the. The Venn diagram? Of people who know who Jake Steinfeld is and who this other person.

[Chick McGee]

That's Bodies by James.

[Tom Griswold]

Solid 3%.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

They intersect at some point.

[Tom Griswold]

But our audience, a solid 15 will know who I'm referencing.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a savvy audience and he's.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of the show and a friend of Christie's as well. But you'll see and it's in a. You'll never guess when it's coming. You're not going to see it coming. When we get to this world record, you're going to go. This is the last person you're ever going to would be associated with this world record. But it's great.

[Chick McGee]

I really don't want to participate.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm totally excited about this. I have to getting ready for Thanksgiving. I hope we have more Thanksgiving stories coming your way.

[Chick McGee]

And you know the best part about Thanksgiving is having a camera at your front door so you can act like you're not home at specific times when people come and knock and wanting some turkey. Am I right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. A digital velvet rope is.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

You have trick or treaters coming on Thanksgiving looking for candy and looking for turkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I bet you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You said who comes knocking on your door looking for turkey?

[Bob Kevoian]

Family members and stuff on. Sometimes you can just let others talk and we all know what they mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that makes no sense.

[Chick McGee]

Unlike trick or treater showing up for Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Trick or treaters showing random people are.

[Chick McGee]

Coming to your house looking quite insane. You know that walking down the street when I was in LA one time.

[Tom Griswold]

Just take Body by Jack Lane.

[Chick McGee]

How did you know? I saw him twice. Jack Lalaine. Unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aged bodybuilders.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course. Of course he was on a horse and buggy, but that's what we drove.

[Tom Griswold]

You better be nice to me.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Now he's got this big story about me that he's very excited about. And write, write all this down when it happens.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I. I brought a flight of deviled eggs from Kelly's mom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, did you really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And a coffee cake.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say. What about the coffee?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's in there too. So we're gonna have a nice breakfast.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, deviled eggs really travel.

[Pat Godwin]

Well the day after we have day after food again.

[Chick McGee]

I think that. So what's wrong with this botulism?

[Tom Griswold]

They were made fresh for you guys. Nice about.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I look forward to trying them. Your.

[Chick McGee]

Your mother in law more or less made us deviled eggs instead of making too Many. And you thought, I'll get rid of these.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. She made them for us yesterday evening.

[Chick McGee]

Brought them over. I'll give this to the livestock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You didn't tell them they were for us, did you? That would be if you tell her they're for the granddaughters.

[Tom Griswold]

She was very excited.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then they'll really be good.

[Tom Griswold]

They're delightful. And they. They're. It's my understanding deviled eggs are better the next day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, how about that?

[Pat Godwin]

I've always heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Much like spaghetti. Hey, look it up. It's in Wikipedia.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you know what my most exciting time of the year? Wednesday night, when I lock down the compound and act like I'm far, far away. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can't.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, your letters. We have exciting things in the news today and sports. Big NFL weekend at Chick Be had a good weekend?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the NFL we have two unusual fish stories. We have a really bizarre story involving a dead cat and an eagle and a windshield. And very exciting news from the Pope.

[Chick McGee]

An eagle dropped a cat onto windshield. That's exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very exciting Pope news. Yeah, I was really excited about.

[Chick McGee]

I Didn't have that on my bingo car.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll be excited about the Pope news chick.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't have the Pope on my bingo car.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like that guy, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

I love that guy. He's my favorite morning radio guy. Hey, you know, chocolate didn't start out as a confection. It was a beverage. A beverage. People drank chocolate, Tom. I'll have more in a moment.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking forward to it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kevin Harlan]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy indeed. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. Are we ready for emails from our listeners?

[Tom Griswold]

We are indeed. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. Coming up, we have some cool world records. We have goldfish in the news in a weird way. And we have the fish pedicure is back. And topless gladiators ladies coming up in the news.

[Chick McGee]

But fish pedicure, Is that where the.

[Tom Griswold]

Fish eat your well, There's a warning about the health problems that may cause.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

If you don't mind. I'd like to start. You're gonna have to search for something while I look for this.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Well, that's exactly what I said last night.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show Growing up, we always hunted raccoons for their pelts. I never thought to eat them until a neighbor mentioned a co worker wanting one for Christmas dinner. I did a little research and cooked up a few raccoons in a crock pot with Italian dressing. The key is to remove the excess fat which can impart an off taste.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't, I don't like the idea of hot Italian dressing.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What's that all about?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't like any of that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm just saying, what about isn't there's some dressing, a hot bacon dressing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, hot bacon. T.J. oh, sure, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

On a spinach salad. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is if you're doing you're cooking raccoon in a crock pot.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I look forward to having just hooker cook it for you.

[Chick McGee]

You guys, that's got to be gamey af.

[Bob Kevoian]

It must be. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do we have the gentleman discussing eating raccoon again? This is one of my favorite chunks of audio.

[Chick McGee]

He's not discussing eating a raccoon. He's discussing after being drafted by the Panthers, he was saying, do you think you're going to get in the end zone?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. I say the deep ball, man. But I really feel like any way that I get the ball in my hand, I could get it to that end zone.

[Chick McGee]

Get into that end zone.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great foil. And he's the guy that last year became famous because he was eating raccoon for Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's part of his tradition.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You got your turkey and right beside it you got a beautiful raccoon all splayed out.

[Christy Lee]

And honestly say I will not be serving the raccoon this year.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't mind trying it, but yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I wouldn't want to.

[Chick McGee]

You would turn up your snotty nose at that quicker than.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the same thing with that guy's voice. You like his voice now, if you saw him, you wouldn't talk to that guy.

[Chick McGee]

You would have nothing to do with.

[Tom Griswold]

Him to have to get to downtown.

[Chick McGee]

You hear this guy talking over here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you meet Oxford over there?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. Maybe a couple extra days in the.

[Tom Griswold]

English class, I'll be crossing the street.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look who we got coming this way.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's got a beautiful voice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of the NFL chick, McGee had a nice week in the shoe in.

[Chick McGee]

Finally.6 and 3 on the shoe, by gosh. Finally. Fine. But get a load of this. You're really going to be pissed. Three games, right on the number three pushes. Including the Ravens winning by 13. That's right. The spread was 13.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Minus threes. All over the place. Plus threes. Dear Bob, a top show. This is from Valerie. I am parasocial with all of you.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we learned that word last week.

[Christy Lee]

I missed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Parasocial was the Cambridge Dictionary's word of the year.

[Christy Lee]

Parasocial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was coined in the early 50s, referencing people who get to know people in those days on television primarily. And so they become like a friend to someone, but they don't really. They've never really met them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, people would. They feel like we're friends. We are in a way.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now we have a lot of that with social media. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But it's, it's, it's. Yeah, it's of the. The digital age now of meeting people and getting to know them just in a one way relationship.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, so when. Who is this?

[Christy Lee]

That's Valerie.

[Chick McGee]

Valerie.

[Tom Griswold]

We're happy to. Happy.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the same girl.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, she is. This is from. Okay. I guess he goes by his initials. I must say, John, I recently tried the new Coca Cola flavor flavor you guys mentioned and you were correct. Remember, they have the Christmas vanilla flavor that's coming out. He says it's not very different compared to vanilla Coke, but it was still very strong. And thanks for your show. I love it. Every day. I'm a school janitor. All right, all right. This is from Wisconsin.

[Chick McGee]

And what do we know about school janitors?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, John.

[Bob Kevoian]

They know everything.

[Chick McGee]

They have the lowdown on everything going on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They have the keys to every room in the building.

[Chick McGee]

They are unseen, more or less, but they're always there.

[Pat Godwin]

Little cracks in the wall, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is a little weird. We may have to dig this photograph up. I've got this letter. Comes to us from a trucker. By the way, I like the Opening Dear Legends of Eternity. Hell, that sounds like a comic book.

[Chick McGee]

Legends of Eternity that emails for us.

[Tom Griswold]

I know Tom does not like sporks. That is true. I don't like the spork.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like eating out of styrofoam either.

[Chick McGee]

I saw this letter and I chose not to read it. Do you have a picture with this? Because the picture was alarming.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Josh, you have a metal spork at your house?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This guy says he's a trucker. He has a knife, fork and spoon combination.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. So my question is. I mean, I go sporef, but I mean, but how do you use it? I mean, because you can't stab it with the fork because the knife's on the other end.

[Chick McGee]

How about a.

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

How about a norc?

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Chick McGee]

See, I saw that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the knife is on the one tine of the fork. It's serrated there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. But look at.

[Bob Kevoian]

He also got a can opener, I think.

[Chick McGee]

I like that. Dude needs a manicure. Check that out, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

He's already fingered.

[Chick McGee]

What does that remind? What story do you. Does that remind driving a freightliner?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. So I see. So I get it. So on the. The one side is the spoon, and then the other side is a fork with a knife. Okay, that's a. So it's not really a spork.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice utility.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. O. I get it.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember what story I'm trying to get you to tell?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, God. We were.

[Chick McGee]

You were working construction, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and we were. We were. Josh, you know those walls where the. The wall goes like halfway up and there's paneling on it, but just from like. Sure. Three and a half feet.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot, you know, Wayne's coating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So this guy that was the head carpenter was cutting and he was a southpaw, and he did not have a. They. They make, you know, skill saws for lefties if you want, because he was using a right handed skill saw. So the motor was. But he was left handed and he had a piece of a board. He had it. He had it kind of. He was cutting right in the middle of the two saw horses, which you're not supposed to do anyways.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So the saw binds, kicks back and lops his thumb off. Yeah, I'm. And I'm standing there and he starts screaming. And I would eventually take him to the hospital in a matter of seconds, as a matter of fact. But I had to pick up the thumb right on the floor and I put it in a baggie with ice.

[Christy Lee]

Good thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

But I remember as I was picking up the thumb, I can kind of watch it in my head like a movie. This guy's underneath his thumbnail. It was really filthy. I remember thinking, but this guy really needs to trim his nails. By the way, he hasn't seen that thumb since the event occurred. They couldn't sew it back on sadly, but yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So hopefully they give it to somebody else.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. If you're. If you're a left handed carpenter, you get some nice special tools. Nice. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Topshell, I listen to your show every morning. You guys were talking about the Oscar Meyer wiener truck. Well, I got a picture of the A1 Porta Potty Smart Car.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

And it looks like. Who does that look like? In the, in the, in the Smart Car, who does that look like?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I know who everybody will say it looks like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you got a full beard now. But yeah, a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. From the side of the car, it looks like the person is sitting on a toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a drawing of the person. Is that a.

[Chick McGee]

It's called a Smart Car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. That's a tiny little car.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I would call that a clown car. When I was a kid, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Flippo in Europe a lot especially.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they still making those?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if they sell them here in the States, but I know that in Europe they still have them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, yeah, that's kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Easy to park.

[Chick McGee]

I know Flippo, King of the clowns. When I was a kid, he drove a car, a little tiny car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you would hope so. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he would get out of the front. The front. The door was in the front.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was he elected king?

[Chick McGee]

Self proclaimed, I believe. But there was no arguing once you saw Flippo. He was the king of the clown.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Did he wear a crown?

[Chick McGee]

He did not. Just a big, big fun hat.

[Tom Griswold]

The Dear Bob and Tom Show. Tom was talking about great live albums. We were talking about Allman Brothers at Fillmore East.

[Chick McGee]

You were talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Because that's your favorite live album.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a great. There are many good ones. But I, I, I. There's a line in there where Dwayne Almond says Barry starts her off.

[Chick McGee]

Barely can hear it, but no.

[Tom Griswold]

That any good fan knows. That's a great. It's before whipping post.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Says Barry starts her off. So I know the day I Think I said something like Chick McGee starts her off. He wanted to know what the source of that was. But speaking of live albums, Roger kind enough to write Joe Cocker, Mad Dogs and Englishman recorded at Fillmore east in 1970. A classic. Joe Cocker. Great, great. Thank you very much, Roger.

[Chick McGee]

Also, Body. Body by Jake.

[Tom Griswold]

He does not say. Barry starts her off.

[Chick McGee]

When do you think Body by Jake's gonna get her new situation comedy on television? What do you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

He can talk to his knee. His niece is Haley Steinfeld. He can talk to her.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, now there's somebody.

[Chick McGee]

You mean Josh Allen, quarterback of the Bills is related the Body by Jake?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a guy.

[Chick McGee]

It all ties in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we had to do a lot of work to make it all tie in, didn't we?

[Chick McGee]

Bob and Tom show. We got more pictures of cars that are products. This is from Bill. This proudly from Bradford, Pennsylvania, is the Zippo car. And it's exactly what you think it is. Wow, that's wild. It's an old. Worse, Tom would say it's a car you can pick up today at your local dealer.

[Tom Griswold]

That's beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

What is that, like a Duesenberg or.

[Christy Lee]

It sure seems like something from the 40s.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it's got two gigantic Zippo lighters.

[Chick McGee]

It's got the giant white wheels, man.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. The. How do I describe this? It's. It'. If the Zippo lighters are open and there's a flame.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a flame?

[Chick McGee]

The red flame.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I got the full moon hubcaps. I believe what those are called.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a beautiful car.

[Chick McGee]

It is a beautiful car.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. How cool. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Very aerodynamic, though. Boy, you're not going to get good gas mileage on that.

[Chick McGee]

When I think of my next lighter purchase, I'm going to think Zippo, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

More aerodynamic than if. If the were. If they were open to the other way. Because I was wondering why.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They would just capture all that lift.

[Christy Lee]

Right off the ground.

[Chick McGee]

Now, if you go in reverse at a certain speed, you go off the ground. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Fly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Like sister Betrill. Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, right after Body with Jake. Tonight, 8:00 clock central on ABC.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have some great stuff in the news. More of your letters and we'll get a sports cast out of Mr. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

And I demand to know where Body by Jake. What's his last name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Steinfeld.

[Chick McGee]

Jake Steinfeld is right now, this minute. Where is he? Sound asleep. Is he in Europe? Is he working on a video somewhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's going to be in here in three days.

[Chick McGee]

I know it.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Coming up, a great pope story. I'm really excited about this one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Current Pope.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Current pope. Current Pope Leo.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's about something of a very contemporary activity.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like Pope beneficio from the 1820s or something.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Right now let's talk about the importance of great food at Thanksgiving. That would, of course, include a nice side order of steak.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not often.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. But I'll be happy. I'll be happy to tell you about Omaha.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

And you have. And you say you have a defense that's. That's interesting you look at it that way. Josh Steak. Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, I just wanted to see his.

[Chick McGee]

Face when I shut him down.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Josh, I'll be your waiter.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

What else does it say here?

[Chick McGee]

What else you got, John?

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

At checkout term supplies. See site for details. That's Omaha Steaks.com use promo code BTS at checkout.

[Tom Griswold]

Sizzling in the yard on the barbecue. Sizzling all the way. We need to work on that. Coming up. Oh, man. Is that the king in the courtroom? We're gonna find out what's going on with it with Elvis oh, yeah. We got Elvis and court. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Extra value meals are back. That means 10 tender juicy McNuggets and medium fries and a drink are just $8 only at McDonald's for a limited time only. Prices and participation may vary. Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska and California. And for delivery, stocking stuffers.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom. Hello, Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, the Baylor Pisser.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Baler Pisser.

[Christy Lee]

The Baylor Pisser.

[Chick McGee]

The Baylor Bear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Usually you have the pisser and then you have the baler, depending on how much piss there is. Hey, we're not talking to Greg Warren today, are we?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

I talked to him for an hour over the weekend. I'm done. That's my month's word.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have to use a girl's voice the whole time? Oh, Greg.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Greggy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I enjoy your jokes.

[Christy Lee]

How's he doing? Is he okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's. He's doing so incredibly well.

[Chick McGee]

It really is irritating.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's really nauseating.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's about time. He deserves.

[Bob Kevoian]

He will be featured Tom, on a new an upcoming game show.

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather him be busy because of his merits, not because it's about time.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the best. Now, by the way, got this nice letter. Speaking of a live stand up comedy, got to see Patty G at the funny Farm in Youngstown. Awesome time. He made my girlfriend's night by making up a song just for her. Hey, Robin.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember Robin?

[Chick McGee]

I do, of course. Did you make up a song just for this girl?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey there, Delilah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Was it a Bruce Springsteen song?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Was it a.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it a car she drives job you hate down.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to leave. Hey, you don't discuss a magician's tricks.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, we're making the song move forward.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's a bold statement. Let's Dear Bob and Tom show. Hello, Chick. Two mornings in a row now after getting out of the shower, asked my wife if she wanted some of this before I put it away. And both mornings ended me getting a blowy. Holy hell. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

But our ears went.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, for some reason. That hit really hard.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Kalkaska, Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

We did not expect that.

[Chick McGee]

Does that Save it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's all going down in Calcas.

[Chick McGee]

It certainly is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, at least somewhat holy.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the whole letter?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the whole letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I'd be writing letters, too.

[Chick McGee]

You're darn right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why?

[Chick McGee]

He's telling us.

[Tom Griswold]

He's telling everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. I had took the.

[Pat Godwin]

My heart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. We all flew back.

[Tom Griswold]

We had. We're. We were talking about the various scams out there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And here's another one. My parents called me a few months ago asking if I was okay. I worked the night shift. It was like nine or 10. I got a call from my mom saying, are you all right? I said, yes, I'm at work. She goes, oh. She had just received a call from someone who sounded like me but slightly muffled. The person was saying they were in the hospital and needed cash immediately to pay the bills. This is just what freaked me out was she said they sounded exactly like me. Yeah, well, Jeremy in Springfield, Missouri. Yeah, that's. That's out there pretty gross with AI. They can take your voice and everything.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Or this is comedy legend Fred Travelina. How about that, huh? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't Fred deceased?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, body by Jake might be dead. We don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I looked him up. He's still alive. He's 67.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Does it say where he's living?

[Christy Lee]

He's. He is. He was known as the mayor of Pacific Palisades, but that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if he's 450 now? You know what? I've changed my mind.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

This body by Jake and pancakes. I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Michael in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He says, I have 21 Christmas trees in my house. My outside lights are up and on. All right. Oh, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

We can look this guy up, freako.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean he's at TikTok? At Mr. Christmas? No, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Tick [e-mail]45. Okay, well, he sent us to do it. We can. You mad about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not mad about it. Indifferent, maybe, but Mr. Christmas mad about it? When people store his house on hgtv.

[Christy Lee]

They have a whole series of people that are very much into. They're like Christmas hoarders. Have you watched any of that?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. It's unbelievable. Yeah, like storage unit. Like huge barns full of Christmas ornaments and Christmas decorations.

[Chick McGee]

And I read a story, Christmas trees. You should really take your dogs to Go see the Christmas lights. They really enjoy. Enjoy them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

That's what it said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My lights popped on Friday night.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, popped on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. So a little early this year.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Did you go out?

[Tom Griswold]

Totally serious? I.

[Chick McGee]

It just happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

We didn't doubt you.

[Tom Griswold]

I went out. I had to do a Target run.

[Chick McGee]

It just happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Did a Target run.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but first, before you went to Target, what'd you do? You went to Starbucks, then you went to Target?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. No, I was doing a Target when it was dark, and I got back and the Christmas lights were on. We had them installed three or four weeks ago. We. I. You don't turn them on till Thanksgiving the day after. So I'm pulling up in the tar, the lights are on.

[Bob Kevoian]

They saw their opportunity, didn't they?

[Tom Griswold]

We got, like, eight trees.

[Chick McGee]

It's gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

So I walked in and said, oh, hey, that's the. I see you changed your mind. You turn on the. You turned on the. The lights. Kelly goes, no, I didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I couldn't figure it out. Apparently, the rain short circuited that timer thing, and they turned on all by themselves.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a Christmas miracle.

[Tom Griswold]

Christmas miracle indeed.

[Chick McGee]

It's sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you leave them on, or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I turned them off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they often make those outdoor timers. Not weatherproof.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Yeah, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You excited she turned them on.

[Bob Kevoian]

She backpedaled when you came home.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's exactly what happened. First of all, would you rather be feared?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. No way she would turn them on. She sent me out in the rain to turn them off. Okay. She has standards.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so she's right there with you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, she's the one I'd leave. I would. I would let them on. I kind of like them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I thought you were the big. No, not until after Thanksgiving.

[I]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't everybody else have that?

[Christy Lee]

You've always been that way. Seasonality, remember? That's your word.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. There's a seasonality.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I mean, even the KKK doesn't wear white robes after Labor Day.

[Chick McGee]

I got in trouble for saying you're not anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Not anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd Google that, but I don't want to be on a list.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, here's. Here's a history. They said on Dateline.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, my favorite obscure reference that. I think a chick will get it. Christy will get it. All right, It's. And it's in a. You'll never guess what context. Coming up we have flying eagles. No, wait a minute. I'm sorry, no. Flying eagles. Dropping dead cats.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say flying eagles would not be a story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Flying cats would be a story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And we have an unusual bit of a wordle news coming up. For those of you that play the wordle game, it's very exciting.

[Chick McGee]

Wordle and connections today. Suck on that.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't done it yet. I'll get to it.

[Chick McGee]

And the Mini in 30 seconds. Top that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

My record in The Mini is 38. You're. You're a better man than I, Chick. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Than. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

If we knew more about our sleep, what would we do differently? Would we go to bed at a consistent time or take steps to reduce interruptions to our sleep? With the all new Sleep score, Apple Watch measures your bedtime consistency, interruptions and sleep duration. Then every morning it combines these factors into an easy to understand score from 1 to 100. So you'll know how to take the quality of your sleep from good to excellent.

[Pat Godwin]

Introducing the new sleep score on Apple Watch.

[Tom Griswold]

IPhone 11 or later required.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the SILAC insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay is here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, man.

[Show Announcer]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, reminding you to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Save big on holiday favorites with Omaha Steaks. Visit Omaha Steaks.com for 50 off site wide and for an extra 35 off, use promo code BTS at checkout.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Fix sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Got listener emails coming out of our ears.

[Tom Griswold]

I got one right here.

[Chick McGee]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking about when we started. We started the segment last week and I said, no, Chick Magee starts her off. Which is of course, as everyone knows, a reference to Duane Allman saying Barry starts her off.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone?

[Christy Lee]

No one.

[Tom Griswold]

No one. I'm just telling people you want to listen to a great album, check out at Film or East with the Allman Brothers.

[Chick McGee]

Take your time.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly a classic live album. Got this. Nice note. Hey, Tom, when they drop Bad Bunny live at Phil Maurice, let me know. I'll check it out. Okay? I got you, sir. I don't think Bad buddy Will be at Phil Morris, but he will be at the super bowl. Chick wiggy, what have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and top show. I know Tom says he loves vehicles shaped like the product.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. I like the Mr. Peanut. Love the wiener mobile.

[Chick McGee]

Wiener mobile is classic. It's a whole nother level.

[Tom Griswold]

The banana car will be here this spring. Apparently it's a four seater and the seats go 1, 2, 3, 4. World.

[Chick McGee]

From our friends in Cincinnati. This is the rooster mobile from Ron's roost.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On the west side.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that an El Camino?

[Chick McGee]

That is an El Camino, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

That means the camino.

[Christy Lee]

I know you guys think I'm crazy, but I think I would love to have an El Camino.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're expensive. Now, the restored ones, you're looking 40, 50,000 a car.

[Christy Lee]

I saw a blue one that had been. It was beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was an interesting. If you're not familiar with it, it's. It's sort of a car that's kind of a truck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But without the suspension and the qualities that a pickup truck. They were kind of crappy trucks. A buddy of mine who was a carpenter had one. And if I were a carpenter, you see a car that the color is so ugly. Yesterday I saw some. A guy had a beautiful BMW and he. But it was like this. The color. If you combine gold with cat manure. Yeah, like, what the hell? It's like a glowing turd. This guy's El Camino was that.

[Chick McGee]

We need to have a fact checker follow you around.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can tell exactly where it was.

[Chick McGee]

It was. That won't help.

[Tom Griswold]

It was in front of William Sonoma was a rich turd.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at top show. This is from Greenville, Pennsylvania. This is in front of my house. I wonder how this will look after Thanksgiving. There's a picture. It's a turkey. Happy Thanksgiving. And another turkey with their feet on Santa. And a sign that says, wait your turn, fatso.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that.

[Kevin Harlan]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of holding. Holding Santa back.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

I love it that Christmas is encroaching on. On our holiday. Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Try to buy a Thanksgiving tablecloth right now. You can't. It's all Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. Is that on your list?

[Bob Kevoian]

The mild chucklings of. Of neighborhood humor?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh, you're not going to St. Louis for the holidays, are you? Are you going to be doing the cooking is what I mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I mean, I've cooked the last four Thanksgivings, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Speaking Of Greenville, Pennsylvania. Dave from Greenville gave me a gift for you that you can open at your leisure.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it right here. Do you want me to open this thing?

[Pat Godwin]

It's up to you. You're in charge. It's called Bob and Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a handbrack.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, you told me this guy drove two hours to give this to you.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know how far Greenville is, but yeah, he drove a ways to get to me. To get to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, I don't know what it is, but I think. I guess it's a large.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a large tube.

[Chick McGee]

And he did say, give this to Tom. Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

We know what this is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep, that's what I thought too. I apologize ahead of time.

[Chick McGee]

It sure is what he. This is going to take him an hour, maybe. Maybe an hour and a half to get it out.

[Tom Griswold]

To get it out of the Dave from Greenville condom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's a good three. Three inch, three foot tube there.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Phi Zappa crappa poster.

[Chick McGee]

Neat.

[Pat Godwin]

That's expensive, as we all know it is.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is the one that says. This is the one. That is like 300 bucks on eBay. That's hideous. It says Fisapocrat. What's this guy's name?

[Pat Godwin]

Dave.

[Christy Lee]

Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Dave.

[Chick McGee]

That is so thoughtful.

[Christy Lee]

Take that home, frame it and put it up in your office. See what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm framing it.

[Pat Godwin]

He wanted to take it out of the club.

[Tom Griswold]

This will be, however, in my office here.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you didn't have an office here anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm moving it. They're moving me. I'm moving to the big building.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you. The big.

[Chick McGee]

The big building.

[Tom Griswold]

The old building.

[Chick McGee]

There's a bigger building.

[Christy Lee]

There's a bigger building. This building.

[Jeff Oskay]

Remember this?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's moving to the old office.

[Tom Griswold]

The old. My old office in the old part of the building by the old studio.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought you were doing that two months ago.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't had time. I'll get to it.

[Pat Godwin]

All you need is couches. Thank you, Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so thoughtful.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that? You must. You wonder if he already had it.

[Chick McGee]

On hand and couldn't wait to get rid of it.

[Tom Griswold]

There. There are a bunch of different. There are a bunch of different versions. Versions of the. Of the. This photo session with Frank Zappa. And there's a bunch of different posters.

[Chick McGee]

And as. As your want is you. You place an unreasonable amount of importance on this poster.

[Tom Griswold]

It's iconic. This is. This is like the Farrah Fawcett nipple.

[Chick McGee]

No, not even close. Not even close.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, there's nothing wrong with saying, you know what? This poster meant a lot to me at a certain time in my life.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to make it sound like, you know, everyone had.

[Tom Griswold]

Frank Zappa was a great artist and advocate for free speech.

[Chick McGee]

No, he was. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He was an incredible guitar player.

[Chick McGee]

I defy you to tell me one of his songs that you enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there are many. The album.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mean the one that goes. Boy, that's a. That's a real toe tapper. You know, the big thing about Zappos was he. He was accessible. That's the thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Melodies for days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, hummable is what.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Pat Godwin]

Weasel's ripped my flesh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, so fine.

[Chick McGee]

Please don't go with the yellow stone. Had you got dogs pissing.

[Tom Griswold]

Had you never seen this. This poster when you never.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard about it? Never. My dad was pretty cool and.

[Tom Griswold]

No, see, I was hanging out with the cool guys.

[Christy Lee]

He just said his dad was pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

My dad. If you and my dad would have hanged out, hung out, you wouldn't have lasted hour, hour and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

He was that cool.

[Chick McGee]

He would have surrounded you and beat the hell out of you, kicked you out of the gang and made it look like an accident.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Dave, thank you very much. Incredibly thought.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Another letter just for Tom. I was watching the Packer football game yesterday. Packers and the Vikes. Green Bay wins at Lambeau. This couple came on my screen, and I figured they must know Tom. Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a cheese head that says razzle. And her cheese head says dazzle.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A Jordan Love jersey there. And I believe maybe a Reggie White jersey. I'm not sure. But on that Reggie White.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's great.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Another.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for taking the time to write. Now, coming up. Patty G. We got a song coming out of you, I hope.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, one more letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go on.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. My older brother and I. Listen carefully. My older brother and I listen to you every morning. And I have ever since we were just kids. Mom used to make us listen to Jesus Christ Superstar on the way to school.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But, dad, it was Bob and Tom. Thanks for the years of laughs. And, Josh, please never go anywhere. I love you. You're my favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's from Double A. Aaron, we call him Double A. It's gonna catch on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus Christ Superstar. They're Listening.

[Christy Lee]

It's a great soundtrack.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening.

[Christy Lee]

What's the buzz?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember you and I went to see that at the same time?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob's brother was in it. He was great. But yeah, Sebastian Bach played Jesus. I remember deep into the first act saying, I hope he gets crucified before intermission because I want to leave.

[Chick McGee]

And. And did Tom say that? Just to our row, five or six of us? No, no, he. He said it loud enough so everyone in the theater heard him.

[Tom Griswold]

May not have been the best cast.

[Pat Godwin]

Did he get a laugh?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he got a big laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

That's all it counts.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob's brother Peter was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone agreed he was fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Fantastic. This is something I spent most of my weekend with. It's called the aura frame. A U R A. We've got one right behind Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I loaded more than 90 pictures onto it over the weekend. And I was at my house. This is so amazing. I'm at my house going through my photos. I go to the website, click, click, click. And look, they're. They're on this piece of equipment right here behind us. And I say piece of equipment. It's a frame, beautiful frame. And it's just rotating all these gorgeous. There's a nice picture of Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

And as Tom said, he loaded these pictures so you don't have to be technically savvy to run an aura.

[Tom Griswold]

That is exactly the point. I did it. All I needed was a password and the email address and Shazam.

[Christy Lee]

What a great gift. We got some great grandma or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you can load this with pictures, give it to a relative, and then you can load more pictures on.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Even if you're a crowd, there's a picture of Patty G on stage. I can't see the one on the left. Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you don't see the food people.

[Pat Godwin]

Are throwing at him and the audience is standing.

[Chick McGee]

Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's so much fun. This is great. Let me tell you about him. It's called the aura frame. Once again, it's a U R A. And why are there wordle pictures? Oh, because I put a picture of.

[Bob Kevoian]

The wordle that you're suspended from the aura frame.

[Tom Griswold]

You are.

[Chick McGee]

You can't just put anything up there willy nilly.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what this is going to be.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's gotta be. Oh, here's a fi Zappa. Crap. Here's a picture of Sullivan.

[Tom Griswold]

There's going to be a picture of Me holding this great fisappa crappa poster from Dave that'll be on there this afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a picture of Michael Parks. Of course he was the saurus. Then came Bronson.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a nice picture of Josh. I forget which phase of beer that is. But here's the point. These aura frames are just so cool. It's really the perfect holiday gift. And here's what you want to do. You want to go to auraframes.com that's a U R A and get $45 off Aura's best selling Carver mat frames named number one by wire cutter.

[Chick McGee]

45 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

45 bucks off the price wirecutter. They're very critical. But if you're familiar with wire cutters, that's really cool. Use the promo code Tom when you check out. Once again, it's a U R A frames.com promo code Tom. And I was watching a football game and I spent the whole game on my computer doing this. And the team I was watching apparently spent the fourth quarter doing something besides playing football.

[Chick McGee]

And it would take you probably 5, 10 minutes to load a bunch of photos. But it took Tom three and a half hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I searched that so I wanted to get photos. I got a picture of Osu. I got a picture of Ace. I got a picture of Christy.

[Jeff Oskay]

That wordle wasn't even a winner. That was like took you four guesses. Like that wasn't even one of your best wordles you put on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but the answer was radio. Oh, that's why I did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a good word, radio.

[Christy Lee]

That picture of me. Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever gotten it on the first wordle? Twice. I want to say I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Takes no skill at all. It's totally random. We have wordle news coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Aura.

[Christy Lee]

Aura frame.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. These are really great. Auraframes.com promo code Tom highly recommend. It'll be a great gift.

[Chick McGee]

Don't bother people with pictures like Tom does. Send something important. Important?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Keepsakes? That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They're just awesome memories. Oh, you're not sending pictures. You're sending memory.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's that?

[Christy Lee]

Jason?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I thought that was.

[Chick McGee]

That's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

That, that's Jason.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He's going to beat the hell out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of you for saying that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look, there's, there's one of my dogs. There's Mr. Fletcher.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so on the radio we've got. But we've got Tom's dog and his wordle. Yeah, well, it's like anything. It can be abused, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, can you. Oh. Can you imagine if you wanted to abuse one of these things, the pictures you could send. Oh, boy, there's a nice shot of the group. Anyway, it's. It's really cool. Highly recommended. Aura Frames. Aura frames dot com. Code word is Tom. Coming up, we have sporting News with Chick McGee who had a good week.

[Chick McGee]

In the shoe in bad sports, not Sporting news. No one says it anymore. They're Grantland Rice. No one says Sporting News anymore. The four horsemen of the Prop Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

On the pages of the Rayleigh Dacing forum.

[Chick McGee]

Be sure and check the Rayleigh Dacing form.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm high. When we come back, we're going to try our flight of Cindy's delightful deviled eggs.

[Chick McGee]

And where is Body by Jake?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out from the arrival. Riley Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

This episode is brought to you by Netflix. Global superstar and comedy sensation Kevin Hart.

[Tom Griswold]

Returns for his fifth Netflix special.

[Pat Godwin]

Acting My Age.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not the same man that I used to be. I go down the stairs sideways. Go ahead. You in a rush?

[Tom Griswold]

Go away With a fresh perspective on.

[Pat Godwin]

Life, family and getting older. Older you get, the less you can have.

[Chick McGee]

Is this sesame seeds on that bun? Get it out of here.

[Pat Godwin]

Kevin's bringing his signature high end energy, humor and physical comedy in a true return to his stand up origins. Watch Kevin Hart Acting My Age now streaming only on Netflix.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome Back to the Boba Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick Stair.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hey. There's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick McGee. At the prize Picks sports desk down. Download the Prize Picks app. Use the code Tom. Get $50 bonus credit instantly in lineups when you play. $5. Must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Congratulations. You had a successful week. Weekend, I should say week 12 of the NFL. Not quite over tonight.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's more action, but Carolina, San Francisco tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you had a good, good weekend. Want to tell me about it?

[Chick McGee]

6 and 3 overall now 70 and 83 on the season. So let's not focus on how many you've gotten wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's pretty good. I bet it's better than a lot of. A lot of people out there.

[Chick McGee]

It's been a. It's been a tough week it's been a. It's been a tough. It's been a tough season.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you, have you ever watched the ESPN pre. Pregame for the NFL?

[Chick McGee]

Every now and then I will because there's a section of it where they let him talk and they talk.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Greeny. So I. But the. Do you. I do. I like him very well.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a race. A great broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're pretty much betting on everything. The entire show.

[Chick McGee]

King of the pre sale. That's Greeny. Okay, you're not gonna believe this.

[Tom Griswold]

No wonder I like him. He's a quality broadcaster.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The larger point here is we're going to segue into the sports page. What have you got?

[Chick McGee]

Always. I always believe it when he says, you're not going to believe this.

[I]

I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, my favorite reference of the year.

[Chick McGee]

Why wait?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Because it's going to. It's going to. It's going to take you by surprise. The way I get to it, it's almost a magic trick.

[Chick McGee]

Brandon Aubrey a 42 yard field goal as time expired. After Dakota Prescott rallied the Cowboys from a 21 point deficit. 21 nothing. And the Cowboys beat the Eagles 2421 yesterday at Jerry World. The Cowboys once again they. They thought about calling the Jerry Jones Stadium Jonestown.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's free Kool Aid.

[Chick McGee]

Prescott's now winning streak against NFC east opponents in at Arlington Night 19 straight. The Eagles have some trouble. Horrible, horrible offense in the second half. Oh, there you go. That's what happened. The Rams now the number one seed in the NFC.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

Scored 31 points the first half. 347 winners over Tampa Bay at Sofi yesterday. And Baker Mayfield goes down with a shoulder injury. His left shoulder, his non throwing shoulder. But a lot of pain. Did not play the second half. Came out. It was his, not his ass. But his left shoulder was in a sling.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's so fi fi. Hush, hush. I do I so hush hush.

[Chick McGee]

Cleveland Browns beat the Las Vegas Raiders 2410 yesterday at Shador Sanders a successful starter. A first start for him. And I mentioned that to mention this. Raiders offensive coordinator Chip Kelly has been fired after the Raiders post another loss. Raiders allowed 10 sacks of Geno Smith yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey fellas, can I. Can I talk to you for a second?

[Chick McGee]

Anybody. Is anybody gonna block for me up there at all?

[Christy Lee]

He has to be sore this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody at all? Poor Gino. Other winners, Detroit and overtime. Kansas City in overtime. Jacksonville in overtime. All winning. And oh by the way, three of the games Yesterday, the gentleman who set the point spread. They hit it right on the number.

[Christy Lee]

And who is that guy?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, but I'm guessing he's out in. In international waters.

[Christy Lee]

That's all I can get to be really rich.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about big football news? Did anybody watch Holiday Touchdown A Bill's Love Story?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

On Hallmark.

[Chick McGee]

Is Josh Allen in that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I didn't watch it because I won't watch Hallmark Christmas movies until the day after Thanksgiving. Of course, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Way to go for you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Then it's wall to wall.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I will. Oh, it's non stop. So I will let you know if Mr. Josh Allen shows up.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, the Kelsey brothers are in a holiday show right along with Mama Kelsey. I believe Donna.

[Pat Godwin]

I know she is. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, she. Last year she was in Holiday Touchdown A Chief's Love Story.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they started a franchise.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it was last. You know, she's the only NFL mother named after a reindeer. Ah, Dasher, Prancer, Donna Blitzen. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Maybe. Maybe. So I'll look forward to watching a copy of one of the. This is a world record, I guess. Is that why I'm holding it in my grubby paws? Is that why I have it?

[Tom Griswold]

You have two. This is one. One of them.

[Chick McGee]

Copy. The first ever issue of Superman comics where he's. He's holding the car up over. Discovered in a California attic last year is sold for 9.12 million at auction.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. We were wondering what it would go for.

[Chick McGee]

1939 comic originally sold for 10 cents. When I was a kid. Comic books. 12 cents, Tom. Remember that? 12 cents an issue.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good, Roi.

[Christy Lee]

If you were alive to get the money.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean every. Every guy hearing this is going. Yeah, yeah, thanks for throwing away my comics, mom.

[Chick McGee]

But that was the one rare misstep to your saint of a mother. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My brothers. I have older brothers. I had vintage. They're not. They're not worth much, but I had vintage 1950s issues of Batman and Superman that I. And I and Mad. And I had every Mad magazine and. But I came. Came back from college, my mother had tossed them all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you throw away your gents at the same time?

[Chick McGee]

What about your swag?

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, it was swank.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember seeing this.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the I. It was the D Cup issue.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't there one called Big Tail?

[Tom Griswold]

I think, I think we.

[Pat Godwin]

I think was out there for a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Ui.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was published by Hefner.

[Bob Kevoian]

That one there was Chic Cherry was there. Yeah, that was Gallery.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was.

[Chick McGee]

Terry was from the Hustler guy.

[Pat Godwin]

But the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but the most tasteless. I mean, if you can have a tasteless title for a magazine, Barely Legal.

[Bob Kevoian]

It kind of lets you know what you need to know, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not. That's not the worst title.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

The worst.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a worse one than Barely Legal.

[Chick McGee]

Finally Legal.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

That implies there was some waiting going on.

[Bob Kevoian]

A countdown.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy who could tell you, like.

[Chick McGee]

For the Olsen twins, you know what I'm talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I just saw a reference to that. But this, this. Apparently this particular copy of the Superman had, I guess, never been touched.

[Chick McGee]

Three brothers from Northern California discovered the comic book while clearing out their mother's attic after her death. Wow. It was found to be so well preserved that it was deemed the highest ever graded copy by auction house Heritage Auctions. They made the record break, record breaking sale. The comics valuation is so high. It was not high.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was it?

[Chick McGee]

Not just its superior condition. Josh, thanks for playing. But the fact that it had been part of DC's first print run of a half million COPS copies, oh, my gosh, it was unbelievable. The brothers also discovered five early issues of Action Comics, the anthology from National Allied Publications that first introduced Superman to the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

And some of the lesser known early superheroes from back in the day.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Caucasianator. Yeah, Some of them, you know, they've fallen by the wayside, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The bar mitzvah hero, Ham Man. You remember?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do. I do remember.

[Tom Griswold]

The name was ironic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The previous records held by action comics number one, introduced Superman in 1938. It sold for 6 million. Now, of course, this one. 9.12 doesn't say who bought it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm assuming that some of the tech nerds, probably the guys that became billionaires and have a lot of money to throw around, but they don't give the name of the person purchasing it. I mean, I assume it's a guy with a very understanding wife who's about to get a nice piece of jewelry, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

What? On what?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just spent 9 million bucks on a comic book.

[Jeff Oskay]

But those three brothers, they're gonna have a great Thanksgiving. Brad, could you pass the gold bars?

[Tom Griswold]

Were you in here the morning? We had a comedian in here. This goes back about 15, 20 years.

[Chick McGee]

An actual comedian or a comedian by name only.

[Tom Griswold]

That is.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fair.

[Tom Griswold]

Irrespective of his Comic ability.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

His father had died and he was living in Los Angeles, but his dad was living back in New Jersey. Do you remember this, Christy? And his. His dad had a Babe Ruth, some kind of baseball. He'd taken it had been signed in an all in an old Timers game. So he had. It had something like Babe Ruth and I don't know, DiMaggio some.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But really unusual things. So it was quite valuable. And he flew back to for the funeral for his dad and his brother had already taken it and sold it. So.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but don't you bro.

[Christy Lee]

Well, did he share the money?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the whole point.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but I don't know anything about this. I'm an only child. But don't brothers forgive each other for something like that or. No, no, that's not a cool move.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what, Honestly, my three brothers and I, we would have just split it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That kind of thing.

[Christy Lee]

Because you guys are nice and get along.

[Tom Griswold]

Annoying me. It would have been a rainy day and the sun would come out, hey, let's go play some ball. I'll just grab this one off my dad's bookshelf.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And we have another record. Tom, are you ready? Here we go. Stupid world record. A woman in New York City has broken the Guinness World Record for the largest African American hairstyle on a living person. Female.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are we talking afro?

[Chick McGee]

Afro. Ms. Jess Martinez achieved a world record with an app. An African American hair.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called an afro 11. You're allowed to say afro 11 and.

[Chick McGee]

A half inches tall, just over a foot wide and just over six feet in circumference.

[Christy Lee]

Do we have a picture?

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's not your classic Afro.

[Tom Griswold]

I expect that because it goes. It has to go to the sides because you couldn't get it to go straight up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now what. What breed of dog is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Honestly, I wouldn't have looked at her.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't have called that an F.

[Bob Kevoian]

And thought, oh, that's the biggest.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I was assuming it was that Halo look, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Angela Davis had like a microphone top kind of, you know, Stokely Carmichael, you know, go back to the classics.

[Jeff Oskay]

There were some other pictures of her I saw online where it was more up.

[Tom Griswold]

It was up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I got thinking about this.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you did.

[Tom Griswold]

And I decided to find out because the era of the afro was early 70s where it started to get really.

[Chick McGee]

Serious when you're in your sweet spot.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was trying to who had the best afro in the ABA and Dr. Dunk.

[Chick McGee]

Darnell Hillman.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew you'd know this. I am so proud of you. Yeah. Darnell. Dr. Dunk Hillman. Number one, fro in the ABA. Number number two.

[Chick McGee]

Dr. J had a pretty good Dr. J. Julius had it.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was reverse engineered. You. You went. Oh, I know. I remember that fro. I'm gonna. I'm going to present this as who had the best in the aba? You remember, Darnell, before you looked up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there's a reason I did this, because this is where today's obscure reference comes in.

[Bob Kevoian]

That wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

This. I mean, there's some other great ones. Freddie Lewis, George McGinnis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they all athletes?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're all in the ABA.

[Tom Griswold]

And since I was doing my ABA thing, I wanted to find out out. Honorable mention in the best Afro in the aba. Honorable mention on this list goes to my friend Bob Nelicki.

[Christy Lee]

When did he have an afro?

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't. It said it was his mustache slash sideburn combo. A hairstyle with perimeter defense. It's described as. That's so funny that Nettleicki would make this list. Yeah, he's a great guy, Netto. Terrific guy. And that reminds me, I'll give it a quick plug. If you are a fan of those old ABA days, the. The actual aba, the famous multicolored ball, has been licensed to a great charity called Dropping Dimes that provides funds for some of the aging players in that league.

[Christy Lee]

I need your help. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is a great program. And you can get these. Those ABA balls and some other cool stuff. Go to Lana Sports. Lana Sports. Great charity. Super cool. If you know someone who's a NBA fan or an ABA fan from back in the day, these are the, you know, legit licensed basketballs. They're really cool. So any chance to name Netto on the air. But that's just so funny that this list would have him in the. As one of the famous afros. But honorable mention because he's a white dude. For those of you not familiar with Netto, but that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's a nice head of hair, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he does.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Great guy. And I'm trying to. I don't know who the. See, there. There's the lady with the afro kind of going up a little higher. That is a lot of hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

And the stylist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, which one is it?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it's.

[Christy Lee]

They're both.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're both got pretty big. That's All.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a lot of hair. I don't think you could play basketball with that much hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

But dude, she's gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She's also very pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Chrissy Lee and news.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. For instance.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have some very big wordle news coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh.

[Christy Lee]

We have Brown Friday in the news. We have the Baylor Pisser in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the headline.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Baylor. Baylor University. The Baylor Pisser.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's apparently a nationwide movement.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's been going on for a while. They've had. At my son's school, they had one that and the. That's been going on for a couple months.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they better be careful because this guy got kicked out of school.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man, what is happening?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What a pisser, huh? We're gonna come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

You realize your mic was on. Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

I did that for comedy. Oh, hello, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

When will it arrive?

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back from Los Angeles. You have a good time?

[Christy Lee]

I had a great time.

[Chick McGee]

Dine and dance with the stars. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I got to see our buddy Henry Phillips. Had dinner with him.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, that name again. Out there in Hollywe's things in Hollywood.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hollywood.

[Chick McGee]

Henry, there's Pat Godwin. Chick, there's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There'S. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. He's having a doubled egg with a story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a story too, about one of our favorite things. You're already eating a deviled egg.

[Chick McGee]

There's a.

[Christy Lee]

It's like the third one here.

[Chick McGee]

Let me see.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess You. You did bring them? It's kind of a daily.

[Chick McGee]

They smell interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

My girl Kelly's. My girl Kelly's mom made great deviled eggs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your old Kelly's mom's got it going on.

[Tom Griswold]

And so I brought some in. They're fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Because now if I eat one of these crippling diarrhea in my. In my history, in my future. Huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because they've been sitting out in Tom's car all night.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did. They were in the refrigerator.

[Chick McGee]

Where were they?

[Tom Griswold]

They were in the refrigerator.

[Chick McGee]

Which one? It wasn't in this one.

[Christy Lee]

In the back.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Because if I left them in the front, they'd all be gone by now.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're right. He's right.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a letter. Someone wanted to know. Deviled eggs at Thanksgiving. Is it an appetizer or part of the main course?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a very good question.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Have you ever eaten a deviled egg so fast you ate the toothpick? Nobody.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were always part of the main course for us.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they were really an appetizer at our house.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'm making them this year and I'm gonna leave them out as an appetizer. A nice operative, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Not enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

And a bouche.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say. Not enough. Mustard or mayonnaise?

[Tom Griswold]

I say it's. I say the recipe is just right.

[Chick McGee]

Heavy on the paprika.

[Tom Griswold]

I suggest.

[Chick McGee]

I ain't got no dog in this fight. I don't. Hey, hey. Cynthia, bring it.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey, remove the plate from Mr. Critical.

[Chick McGee]

Half ass effort at best.

[Tom Griswold]

How many of you had?

[Chick McGee]

I ate four before I realized.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me try one of these. I consider myself somewhat of an aficionado.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not at 7.

[Kevin Harlan]

46.

[Tom Griswold]

It's breakfast eggs now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom is there. I see some have tan toothpicks and some have green. Is there a difference?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not at all.

[Pat Godwin]

No. Joy.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't.

[Chick McGee]

You can't just eat one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Just grab a toothpick and shove it in.

[Chick McGee]

Deep throat that baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a one bite.

[Tom Griswold]

And you throw the whole half in. You don't. You don't quarter it with a bite.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're supposed to eat. A man eats it all at once.

[Tom Griswold]

I just heed the whole thing, too.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You review. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I need a second. I don't mean I need a second of time. Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean another one. Okay. He's eating a second one. Okay, Cindy, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

So good, Cindy, if that's your real name. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, maybe I shouldn't have had two. I'll explain in a second. Second.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's a problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Based on these deviled eggs alone, how happily married is Cindy?

[Tom Griswold]

Very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, did you try the. The coffee cake?

[Christy Lee]

Coffee cake was great. I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not a Cindy creation, too, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. That's a marriage that I'm going to break up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Destroy it, man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going in with both feet.

[Christy Lee]

Get these eggs, please. Jason. Jason.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Chris's having trouble with her now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, why that. While that happens, we. Tom, you know, we have the new aura frame. We love them.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're a picture frame where you can send digital photos from anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. And multiple people can send them.

[Tom Griswold]

So I sent. I put nine. I posted 90 pictures on it yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And. And a bunch of us have sent photos to it. Jess Hooker sent photos from a bunch of shows, live shows that we've done. And it's behind me right now, flashing pictures. Pat, as we, as we all know, has been living a healthier life, and he's dropped quite a bit of poundage. But the frame is bothering you a little bit because you keep seeing old photos.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And while we were talking, I said, there's an old photo right now of me on stage.

[Kevin Harlan]

Huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at how fat I am. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look how fat I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I turned around, it was a picture of me, and he didn't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I apologize.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at how fat I am.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom. What kind of a guy worries about how he looks in pictures? What kind of a guy is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Listen, look at that nice picture of chick right there. Isn't that great?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's two of them.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet picture.

[Tom Griswold]

This. I love this aura thing. And I. We were talking about it on the air. It's a u r auraframes.com use the code word Tom, by the way, it'll knock 45 bucks. This is so cool. I've loaded all those photographs on from my house yesterday. And if I can. If I can do it, that means a dog can do it. Because I'm not very technical.

[Chick McGee]

It's absolutely the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

It is cool. Very cool. If there's a nice picture of Josh. Very handsome man.

[Chick McGee]

A baby out of the womb.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's Willie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry again, that happened. Yes. Yeah. There's a nice picture of Josh. What a handsome man. Oh, no, that's Willie. This is my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up on this show Wednesday Mr. Jeff Oscar, very fine comedian. Jeff is right here in the room with us. He's going to get his beard professionally trimmed and a hair. And a haircut right here. What? Right here in the studio. Holidays.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Got a couple interviews around the corner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Getting back in the world of finance.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh, I was going through the photograph, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

I to need talk to you about a rough. A Roth ira.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, I was going through some photographs, and there's one coming up of you in there where you had a huge, bushy beard like Jeff.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you going to do that again? Are you going to keep growing it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, every winter I have my winter's beard, and I do forget how big it gets.

[Tom Griswold]

Good look.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you got nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like it. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Keep your face warm.

[Bob Kevoian]

It does. Because when you trim your. Your beard, you notice how.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah. It really does make a difference for like a week.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's definitely. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're like, oh, my face is cold. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How short are you gonna go?

[Jeff Oskay]

Probably like chick.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty sure look right.

[Chick McGee]

I just trimmed mine up over the weekend. Had a great time. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Downstairs, too.

[Chick McGee]

My. Oh, yeah. You got to do that right down to the hardwood.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you use the same trimmer?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm very clean. Ask anyone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You put a little. What is it? A little guard on the. On the electric radio.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Because if you use a trimmer on your scrotum, you can cut right through incredibly thin skin.

[Bob Kevoian]

It nicks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it nicks and cuts. I don't care what kind of razor you use.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you just keep a styptic pencil handy?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gonna hurt.

[Chick McGee]

I bandage it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Christy Lee is over there at the silicon.

[Chick McGee]

You want to see the bandage now?

[Tom Griswold]

There's no. That's okay. What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee Pope Leo the 14th is revealed. He changes his wordle start word every day. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is this a good move? I don't play wordle.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Risky to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

You use the same wordle start word every. Every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Really? I've never done.

[Jeff Oskay]

I change mine every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll have one pop into my head.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because I. I broke my streak. Broke because I was doing it in line at a coffee shop, not paying attention. So now I got. I'm focused. I want to keep my street going.

[Christy Lee]

The pontificate divulged his strategy for the popular new York Times online game during the National Catholic Youth Conference pontificate.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought we were talking about the Pope.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, please. What was your story?

[Christy Lee]

After the big reveal, Pope Leo spent an hour fielding prepared questions from a handful of the conference participants.

[Bob Kevoian]

His name is Leo and he's in Vatican City.

[Christy Lee]

Who asked him specifically about technology's hold on young people? The Pope warned that technology can never replace real human relationships and added, quote, make sure technology serves your life and not the other way around.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then in parentheses, he said this speech written by AI.

[Tom Griswold]

So he doesn't say he. He wrote the way wordle works, what you need to know, you just. You have to come up with a five letter word in the beginning and then you start it. It eliminates letters. It's kind of hard to explain, but it's simple to play. Once you played it a couple times.

[Chick McGee]

What was your streak? Honestly, what was your streak? Don't embellish.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I had a one year streak.

[Chick McGee]

One year.

[Tom Griswold]

More than a year. And then I went through365. I went over the international dateline or something and erased it. That was a drag.

[Bob Kevoian]

You unplugged the Pac man machine?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I was. I think I was like on 149 or something.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's not a year.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the other one, the previous one, the one that I just blew a few months ago.

[Chick McGee]

44. A reasonable streak seems very. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That means you have. You have successfully completed the puzzle. 44 days.

[Chick McGee]

Now ask me is trying to live my life like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, are you.

[Chick McGee]

What's my streak for wordle?

[Bob Kevoian]

What's your streak for Wordle?

[Chick McGee]

732 days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Except for the three times I broke.

[Chick McGee]

The three times I broke it and.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't my date line.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man's a good spin doctor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The next President of the United States is Tom Griswold. I'd vote for you.

[Tom Griswold]

So, but the point is, you begin with a five letter word, right? So you can. You couldn't begin with Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

You could. Penis would be a good starter word because it got two vowels and it's not bad. Three really nice consonants.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't want Jesus, two S's.

[Pat Godwin]

Why can't you start your two S proper?

[Jeff Oskay]

Now two S's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you can't use a proper noun.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was trying to think, what's your start word? All right.

[I]

Are you.

[Chick McGee]

Are you. Hang on a second. How rude.

[Bob Kevoian]

You never ask.

[Chick McGee]

My God. Now, Tom, this is how you ask that? Tom, are you willing to Share your wordle. Starter word.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd give you my phone number before I'd give you my wordles.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. That's the way I feel.

[Tom Griswold]

It's top secret.

[Chick McGee]

I've got like, 25. It's sugar. Everyone knows it.

[Tom Griswold]

He could. Well, see, he wouldn't want to use Bible because it's two Bs.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a do. Right. You're using a do Alter.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I'm. No, no, those are the hack words.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alter the hack words.

[I]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

90. 90 of people.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are two types of altar. Well, you're both right.

[Chick McGee]

Can I tell you a secret word that I use?

[Bob Kevoian]

If you alter something or you go to the altar.

[Chick McGee]

It's not mine. It's not my starter word, and I hesitate to mention it, but I want to help people out.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Younger Wordler, Solver, Plate. Not P, L, A, T, E, but P, L, A, I, T. Oh, yes. It's out there.

[Christy Lee]

Good one, huh?

[Chick McGee]

It's readily available. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad I don't play that game.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun. You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Speaking on behalf of Wordlers, we are too.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Good, good, good and fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you'll have to subscribe to the New York Times.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. There's something you have to do to get all the benefits, but yeah, I see a tone.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a good one.

[Bob Kevoian]

One be good for all of us to do, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if he does because he's from Chicago. Pope Leo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Guilt would be Bears. No, no, it's got an S. There's no plural.

[Tom Griswold]

It only ends in s. If it's a double S. It does occasionally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. So you could use.

[Chick McGee]

That's not a plural, is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, TR is a noun that ends in a double S. Trust.

[Chick McGee]

Trust would also.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying. No, my point was Bears. Because he's from Chicago, he'd be a Bear fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

We knew your.

[Christy Lee]

Bears.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the Pope.

[Tom Griswold]

You think God's gonna let him lose?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I'm surprised he doesn't have all ones. I mean, it's the Pope. It should be.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like Kim Jong, Un, whatever his name is, playing golf.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if his starter word is devil? That's not a bad one.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would I.

[Chick McGee]

Why would I think talking to Tom about wordle would be anything else? Any different than talking about him? Talk about anything with him? He's had a conversation in circles and. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

What about saints?

[Bob Kevoian]

You like this reputation you have?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Saint.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Bears. You're going to stick with Bears because it's a good joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's why I love you.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a good joke. I'm. It's not a joke at all. The Pope. I'm just. If I'm his Chicago heritage and maybe.

[Chick McGee]

He'S not a Bear stand. Maybe he's a Packer fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we know he's a Sox fan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he could be a South side Sox.

[Tom Griswold]

Would be a bad starter. X. Almost no ever appears in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you couldn't. You have to use the full S, O, C, K s. Right.

[Christy Lee]

You can't use that because it's got an S on the end. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You can use it. It's just very unlikely to be there unless it's a double S, which I tried to explain to you.

[Chick McGee]

You can't use.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fox can use short words to have a starter word like. No, you have.

[Tom Griswold]

No, No. I doubt if the Pope has seen that word.

[Christy Lee]

Well, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

In his dream, I wasn't talking hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

He's very uncomfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to destination.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, he knows the word vagina if he's seen Conclave. Devil.

[Chick McGee]

Devil is a great starter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Not really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anvil.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is a great starter.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never played.

[Tom Griswold]

V is not that common. Let's move forward here until you guess it. Coming up, the Baylor pisser is in the headlines.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what the headline says.

[Chick McGee]

You're wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a dead cat. Cat dropping from the sky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

For real.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a good start.

[Tom Griswold]

And it does some. It does some damage. We'll get back to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tau show at the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Fresh from Los Angeles. When are you moving?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not moving. I just moved.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember we had heard that you were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Out there looking at property.

[Chick McGee]

We heard you were out there moving.

[Pat Godwin]

At your Zillow app.

[Christy Lee]

I what? Moved back into a trailer? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's what Tom said I could afford in la.

[Chick McGee]

She's on the move. No, we'll have to hook up with her via Zoom. There's Pat. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Josh. Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

There'S Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of picks, let's see, up next week 13 in the NFL. Beginning Thursday evening, go to bobandtom.com contest for your chance to win a 500e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. That'd make a nice holiday gift, wouldn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Heck, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we'll be talking about the NFL, and you can make your picks once again. The week 12 will officially end this evening.

[Chick McGee]

I have Carolina plus the 7 tonight at San Francisco. See how that works?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of that?

[Tom Griswold]

We just were talking about word Wordle during the break. I did Wordle.

[Chick McGee]

So now is that true? The origin story of.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it true it was a guy for his girlfriend?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It made up, like, the six guesses.

[Tom Griswold]

And five words made up the game for his girlfriend.

[Chick McGee]

What? That's what. That's the legend.

[Tom Griswold]

And sold it to the New York Times for, I think, a million bucks. Good deal.

[Chick McGee]

I think he got short.

[Tom Griswold]

I've played it 16, 21 times.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, how many have you gotten?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Whatever. A 99 win streak is.

[Chick McGee]

99.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it. The thing that in the beginning, I was. Wasn't focused. Now I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's now you're focused.

[Tom Griswold]

Part of my ritual.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would say that next to that, you should have to have an asterisk because you play on easy mode.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we were talking about normal mode.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's not a real win, but I.

[Chick McGee]

Think they've got that backwards. I think harder mode is easier than the easy mode.

[Tom Griswold]

No, harder mode. No, that's stupid. Harder mode involves. Involves guessing.

[Chick McGee]

You see my 88?

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

The whole point of the game is guessing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the whole point of the game is winning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you guys know the whole point of this show is Comedy. I don't know if you knew that, but, boy, are we lacking.

[Chick McGee]

What about your connections? What's your streak on that? Let's let.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, by the way. By the way. I understand, Jeffrey, you're a student. You're a student of the Pope. What did he say about connections?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I forget. I have no idea what I wrote.

[Tom Griswold]

You play Connections, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

I do play Connections.

[Tom Griswold]

That's another New York Times game.

[Jeff Oskay]

If the Pope's anything like me, he doesn't play Connections because it's bs. It's a bunch of crap.

[Chick McGee]

Crap.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great game.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a horrible game.

[Chick McGee]

There are sometimes. What they're talking about is sometimes the connect. There are four words that are connected somehow, right? And there are 16 words to choose from. So the fourth one, if you're guessing. Yeah. Does kind of solve itself. After you get the first three.

[Jeff Oskay]

No groups. It's. But it's 16 little riddles and it's dumb because if you don't know the riddle, then you're out.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes it'll be like in the middle of each word there is a part of a vegan diet or the end.

[Chick McGee]

Of the word is a color of all these four words.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or have you guys played the gay version? Rainbow Connections.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Someday you'll find it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Those are the lyrics.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to. Time now to head over to the Silac Insurance news desk where you'll find Christy Lee. Pat's got his guitar out. Do we have a story that's going to lead?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I had two the last time I didn't know which way to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where do I go?

[Pat Godwin]

I had Wordle. I had the Pope Leo. I had two songs. What do you want?

[Chick McGee]

You pick one. The Wordle song. Right. I want the word Wordle song. Put your.

[Pat Godwin]

If I can get my chair back in time.

[Chick McGee]

Put your money where your mouth is. Wordle guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Wake up early Slow as a turtle Check my phone, do my word all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Worst opening lyric.

[Pat Godwin]

Got it in five.

[Chick McGee]

Got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Slow as a turtle.

[Pat Godwin]

Pour me a coffee Hope the cream doesn't curdle Got nothing to do Already did my Wardle. What else rhymes with maybe go for a drive Right around seven, I go to Bob Evans with my breakfast crew I tell the boys my favorite story that time I got Word all into Wordle. What are the Are the bad rhymes? Keeps my mind fertile My morning metal hurdle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Should I put. Should I post today's score? Yesterday it was 4. I'll text my daughter and son if.

[Bob Kevoian]

I Get it in one, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I believe your girl Myrtle rhymes with wordle. Add that you. You could add that spurtle.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to come up with a game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Turtle with a D. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's all four letter words.

[Christy Lee]

If you guess the same word ever. If you use the same start word every day, you never get it in one right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unless your start word is the word.

[Tom Griswold]

I've gotten it in one three times.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you want, but then you have.

[Christy Lee]

To change your start.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I switched it up.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I did a little research.

[Christy Lee]

Getting it in one is basically just a guess.

[Tom Griswold]

It's total dumb luck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you post? Can you share?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you. You imagine a person sharing their.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we have to get Josh playing just so we can.

[Chick McGee]

I've got it in one twice. Like Tom. You say twice. Okay. I've got it in two 12 times. Oh, and three. I've got 126 times.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm all for these kind of things. I think working out your brain like this is fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And even necessary.

[Christy Lee]

But, yeah, I do the numbers. I do the sudoku thing. My thing. I'd rather do that than the wordle.

[Chick McGee]

Or sudoku.

[Christy Lee]

Sudoku. Sudoku, whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

You say Sudoku, I say vagina.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I vagina. That's way wrong. You're way off.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, what's happening at the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Well, bloomers across America are bracing for Brown Friday this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Tom Roto Rooter said the day after Thanksgiving consistently brings a 50% spike in service calls, making it the busiest day of the year for the.

[Bob Kevoian]

We all know Tom has a scatological sense of.

[Christy Lee]

Would you.

[Chick McGee]

Would you look at him? It's like he's looking at a Christmas tree.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to know if you're driving down the road and you see a Roto Rooter van, do you smile?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I wave. There's the. There's the wave.

[Christy Lee]

You know, the company offered some helpful tips to get your plumbing through this Thanksgiving weekend. Do not pour grease or turkey drippings down drains. Never put stringy, fibrous, or starchy waste down your garbage disposal.

[Bob Kevoian]

A whole suite of potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Run the disposal while feeding it food scraps. Okay. Do not flush wet wipes down toilets. We all know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unless it's not your house.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think that's. I think that's the problem.

[Christy Lee]

Probably place plungers and trash cans in your guest bathrooms to discourage bad flushing habits and spread out showers and laundry loads to reduce strain on your plumbing.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have in your guest bathroom a plunger?

[Christy Lee]

No, I do have a. I have a trash bin.

[Chick McGee]

That's where I keep my plunger and the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, if you have company over, do you want to get a look see at your.

[Chick McGee]

Here? Well, yeah, no, my. My plunger is in a little house.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was gonna say there are some nicer housings.

[Chick McGee]

It's not just sitting there on the floor. There's a little housing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you have? Is it from Toro, the place we got our wallets?

[Chick McGee]

Please.

[Christy Lee]

Toro.

[Tom Griswold]

T o r R o Chick turned me on. They made nice wallets. Anyway, do you have, like a nice Toro thing for your toilet?

[Jeff Oskay]

Pl.

[Christy Lee]

Make a lot of those nice things for your clients.

[Chick McGee]

When you place it into the housing, it covers it up very nice. Like a clamshell.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard. This year. This year. I don't know if you saw this. Do you read the paper over the weekend? FEMA is going to be airdropping plungers in certain neighborhoods.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's. That could be very helpful.

[Tom Griswold]

Because of courtesy. You don't want to have a plunger in your guest bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Why not? What, are you gonna have your guests come out and go, hey, I need a plunge?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have a rule of mine. If you have to go, you got to go out there. Side followed up Mike, World War I style.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think there's anybody. I'm sure there. What am I saying? There's somebody who has big enough crowd that have Porta John's, probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet you're right, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's like a big damn deal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that would be why.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if you have 40 people? You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you order a porter? Porter John.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're not doing the big one this year. That was last year, so.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, who you got coming up over.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. Just family.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you doing your friends giving like you did last year?

[Tom Griswold]

That was the other night. Oh, it wasn't at my house. Wasn't it? I wasn't my party.

[Chick McGee]

I know I'm not. I know I'm not on the friends list.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't my party. I was a guest at someone else's party. You are for a while that I.

[Pat Godwin]

Hovered at the top.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you're a fool in a fool's paradise. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Karaoke of the Friends.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I only. Only went there for. For a quick drink and left.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you back to drink it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Slammed a fifth.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just soda water. And then I tried to take a crap in their toilet and stock it up and then, oh my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Or hey, you know, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

Now there is a great gag for Thanksgiving. Are you familiar with the upper decker, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I am. I've heard it from you.

[Tom Griswold]

What a classic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let me ask you this, Tom. If there was a gravy boat shaped like a toilet, would you eat the gravy out of it?

[Chick McGee]

Like a little miniature toilet for the.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That wouldn't fly at my house these days. There might. Might be a time it would have been kind of funny. Did someone make a toilet shaped gravy boat?

[Jeff Oskay]

I would think for the plumbers out there, you have to have a toilet shaped gravy boat.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that'd be funny. I'm looking. Christy, you go do your snooze. I'll find it.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I got one right here. In fact, I'm about to drink this. This is the Arctic freeze. This isn't coffee. This is the hydration drink which I desperately need. Right. Right now, it's a little bigger than a Keurig cup. You don't stick it in a machine. I'm just going to take this, pour it in a glass of water and shazam.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Mine are teas. You guys know I'm an unabashed tea fan. Yes, you got your hibiscus there, your peach, your black mango and your green.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

You're glad you have that Wrangler Energy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And a cold brew, Tom. Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's delightful. Thank you very much, Java House. By the way, the toilet shaped gravy boat. I don't have that, but I did find a toilet shaped candy bowl. It says for office desk use.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

There's a toilet shaped coffee mug too. I could get you if you.

[Bob Kevoian]

For the office. Caught up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a snack bowl. I don't see.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, for the office funny man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. No, I don't see the gravy boat. But Mr. Oscar, this may be a shark tank, baby. Your ticket to Shark Tank.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding. That's not out there.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I guess I don't see it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is so tasteless.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll sell tens of them. It's going to be amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll keep, I'll keep looking and I'll let you know. Coming up, Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have the Baylor pisser. We have the judge in the Elvis wig. We have a sadly a. An rip in news today. And we have a cat falling from the sky. We'll talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's all happening here in the A Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

November is heating up for U.S. soccer. United States need to be a little more nasty. Make international friendlies for the men.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Callum, that was nasty. And a Black Friday friendly for the women.

[Chick McGee]

Expectations have always been here for this team.

[Tom Griswold]

We understand that.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, do we have an episode for you.

[Chick McGee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, hello, hello. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold Chickster, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Something where I'm going to ask Mr. Oskay Wednesday to revisit a piece that he did week or so ago that was so brilliant I, I need to hear it again. The road rage one has to be the road, right? Your road rage piece.

[Bob Kevoian]

You trim the fat off that one.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's, there's not, there's not an ounce of fat on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Had you seen the original? I trimmed a whole side of beef off.

[Christy Lee]

And I agree with everything you said.

[Tom Griswold]

And we can do, we can do it in honor of the 10th birthday of the construction zone that they're Affecting.

[Bob Kevoian]

You day in and day out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Added a year to my life.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sure someone will finally. What do you expect out of this? When you complain about road repairs and things like that, do you expect them to call you and go, sorry, Tom, we. We didn't mean to get in your. This is progress, Tom. We have to make these repairs. We have to.

[Tom Griswold]

The one in question.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know you. According to you, they just fixed it two years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Fixed it? They rebuilt it. Three years old. Now they're tearing it up again. Who's the guy that planned that? Nice work.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is some new stuff though, that I look at and go, oh, that is going to be. Be great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

It's a shame.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a shame I won't be alive to enjoy it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I had someone write me directly and was like, who apparently does a. Works on road construction. And they were like, hey, how about you drive around on some dirt roads and get back to us? I'm not completely planning.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you. How do you have one that you just finished and they're tearing it up?

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, you can be against the war, but support the troops, Right? So that's what Jeff's doing. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not against the hard working guys in a paycheck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm talking about their bosses. Yeah, those guys are the idiots.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm talking about the guy that designed it in such a way that they spend $100 million building an interchange and they're tearing it up again.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly. That's not the guy putting in the.

[Tom Griswold]

They just built it. You know.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? There's. I bet you there's a guy over there making these decisions that would remind all of us of you. That's probably who's making all these.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I'm here. Not there, there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the one you're talking about, the one that leads directly to your house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's reopened, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not.

[Christy Lee]

I drove by.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hearing aids open.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the exit, you mean? Yeah, the exit's open. But if you're. If you're southbound in the afternoon, good luck. I. I was. I was southbound afternoon. I grew new sideburns. Took so long.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I do to help with the traffic? Never leave my house.

[Chick McGee]

That's Chick and I. I don't have to go in the interstate. Thank goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

I say before we hardly ever. You have a. A little bit of something in the news. This is gonna. We're gonna need a Chick McGee impression coming up. I'M warning you, Chick, get ready. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

What. What are we talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

The inventor that died.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Bert Meyer, the inventor of Rock Em Sock Em Robots, has passed away. He was 99 years years old.

[Bob Kevoian]

That guy must have been 99.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, died from. Got a piece of plastic caught in his throat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man, that is tough.

[Chick McGee]

That's not funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the notion is this guy should rock him. Sock him. Robot Pulitzer.

[Chick McGee]

A Peabody. A Nobel. Why didn't he.

[Christy Lee]

In addition to Rock Em Sock Em Robots, Chick, which was first produced in 1964, Mr. Meyer also created Light Bright.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's looking at a bright light right now.

[Christy Lee]

The Pretty, Pretty Princess board game.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the Pocket.

[Chick McGee]

His personal favorite.

[Christy Lee]

The Pocket catchphrase, a word guessing game.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that is fun.

[Christy Lee]

Gooey Louie. I'm not familiar with.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not familiar with Gooey Louie either.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Gooey Louise is what I thought it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know what is. Toucher in the rip is Gooey Louis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a. Like a gelatin toy Louie.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We don't need to know. It's sad to see him go. Great. A great, great inventor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sad to see him go. We didn't even know he was living.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Last decade. Last decade was a little rough.

[Christy Lee]

Go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we had that game.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Boogers out of his nose.

[Jeff Oskay]

We had it for the kids.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's fun. For minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

The brain goes up out of.

[Chick McGee]

Pick a winner. Pick a winner. Gooey Louie says, oh, you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you pull a booger, and if you pull the right booger, his brain, like, pops out.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's hilarious. Yeah, his brain comes out of his nose.

[Tom Griswold]

He invented that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, he did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll miss you, Bert.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever have Rock Em Sock' Em Robots?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Sure, everyone.

[Chick McGee]

You did. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are great.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I had Lightbright. I didn't have Rockham Soccer.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't talking to you and your girl toys. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Light Bright's a girl.

[Chick McGee]

Light Bright, Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they better do, like, you know, when you walk into the wake, how they have the little board. It better be a light. Right with the hours of the week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that would be great.

[Bob Kevoian]

In Hall C. Yes. Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there. You know, we talk about going back nostalgia with toys and stuff. Did you ever have photo electric football?

[Chick McGee]

Of course I did. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was cool. Christie. You'd pick a play, and there was a. Like a light bulb underneath this table, and you'd put your offensive play on. He'd put his defense on. And then you could see if the defense stopped where you're running.

[Christy Lee]

There weren't like little men on the board or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there was a different one. There was the vibrating thing where you put your men on. The vibrating.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He had a vibrating.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it took him forever to set it up. And then after one play.

[I]

Horrible.

[Chick McGee]

A buddy of mine, I'm gonna say for three straight seasons when we were like 10, 11, 12, he would get the NFL schedule and recreate it with his electronic football game at home and have stats.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

And the reason I bring it up up is today's video games of the NFL.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean Madden?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're. They are, I mean, literally light years ahead of what we did back in the day.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can change your player's skin tone. You can change everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. Alabama.

[Christy Lee]

And we would be remiss if we didn't mention that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to be remiss.

[Christy Lee]

Guests of the show. And comedian Mike Armstrong passed away over the weekend, apparently of a heart attack.

[Tom Griswold]

And Mike had been dealing with a. With a cancer diagnosis. He was recovering and doing pretty well. I just had a communication with him and sadly he had a heart attack over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Very unexpected.

[Tom Griswold]

He's. He's a former police officer, a great stand up. Just crowds loved him and did a.

[Christy Lee]

Lot of Bob and Tom comedy tours.

[Tom Griswold]

He was featured on our Comedy Central sports special.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's one of those guys I would listen to offstage for as long as I could.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, I.

[Christy Lee]

He's a storyteller, that's for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Loved visiting with him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Endlessly entertaining.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite story was when he was a cop and he thought there was some homeless guy asleep in the street and he went and kicked him at someone up. That guy just jumped off that building.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, jeez. But that was. A lot of his stories were like, like that.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some of the wildest stuff I've ever heard. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll miss you, Mike.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think why don't we do a little bit of history? We're talking about the history of toys.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

We have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you. Don't you think Rockham Sockham Robots. Because there's a red and a blue.

[Chick McGee]

Should be red and a yellow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how we should. That's how we should decide the next election.

[Chick McGee]

Is it red and blue?

[Bob Kevoian]

I always, I feel like I had.

[Christy Lee]

Red and blue and the, the yellow statue.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

The ring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I think there should be at least one. There should be a three Minute match in every presidential debate. So the presidential debate isn't decided by it, but it's part of it?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's cool. And it's a lot smaller than of course everything is, but. Yeah, it's like half the size. I want to say is that's the ones we had, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

But it did make the noise. Want to do it again? That's very good.

[Chick McGee]

We're looking for the actual sound, but we can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We have today in history. Happy birthday, Zachary Taylor. You know who that is, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Zachary Taylor. Wasn't he a president?

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought it was one of the kids on Tim Allen's show, Home Improvement.

[Bob Kevoian]

Zachary Taylor. Thomas.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody? Happy birthday. John Froelich.

[Christy Lee]

John Froelich.

[Tom Griswold]

He invented the gasoline powered tractor.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I thought he invented skipping and a method.

[Tom Griswold]

Meadow, that's frolic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

John Deere invented the tractor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Where was John Deere doing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what is he doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Froelich was pre Ellis Island. He became John Deere.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll buy that.

[Chick McGee]

Is it possible you don't know what the hell you're talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's right here on my reading.

[Chick McGee]

Side of the book. There's a book today in history.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if it was this huge toe.

[Chick McGee]

Every and they had to add pages. It was a loose.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Scott Joplin, born in 1868, famous for the.

[Pat Godwin]

What an entertainer.

[Tom Griswold]

Maple leaf. Wrote the Maple Leaf Rag after a rough weekend with his Canadian girlfriend, the Big O. Oscar Robertson, born in the state in 1938. One of the best of the best. And speaking of the best, Pete best, born in 1941. The Brian Dunkleman of the Beatles. I think we determined.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The great bass player, Donald Duck Dunn.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was great. He. Man, he just had that pipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he had that pipe in his.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mouth kind of a fro.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, great player. Played with Steve Cropper. I saw him actually play basement with Eric Clapton one time. Fantastic. Lee Michaels, do you know what I'm. You know what I mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I mean? That's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Lee Michaels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

That was a one hit wonder, right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

14 days.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Is it her? And Bobby was stepping out so good.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

He is a. An extraordinarily wealthy man. I believe now he's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he founded Lee Jeans.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I thought it was Lee Press.

[Tom Griswold]

On Michael, but it was none of those things. Yeah, I was just reading about him.

[Bob Kevoian]

May have been Lee's famous recipe chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now. Oh, this is a big day in. In history.

[Christy Lee]

Rich. You just left us hanging.

[Bob Kevoian]

He doesn't know. He speaks. He talks out of his ass.

[Tom Griswold]

He was really, really. He is a very successful restaurateur.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no end. Jack Ruby. On this day, Jack killed his old lunch buddy, Lee Oswald.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, he sure did. You're making jokes about that. But they knew each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Look it up. Oh, they did.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, did Ruby's family get the CIA money?

[Chick McGee]

Who got who?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, because he got paid. But who?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know who got that. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

DB Cooper hijacked a plane on this date in 1971.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a. That's one of the great mysteries, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I wish they'd solve it though. That'd be.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a really fun documentary out there where like five different people claim to know and they interview all of them and all other stories are somewhat credible.

[Chick McGee]

It's all.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really incredible. Didn't they find a bunch of the shredded money in a river somewhere?

[Chick McGee]

You know what I would like? I would like to watch one of those document with Tom sitting next to me making comments about all these.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be fun. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, nothing fake.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're all like compelling stories. I think one is even like a woman or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they think it was a woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something like that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or he became a woman in order to hide. I think that may have been it. Chick. Do you remember he changed his sex. They're like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you're saying. Oh, so D.B. cooper.

[Chick McGee]

Like I'm D.B. cooper or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't Treat Williams in a movie about him? I just heard a Yep. From back from Office back there.

[Tom Griswold]

And lastly, Blondie releases the great album parallel lines in 78.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you have made out with Deborah Harry?

[Tom Griswold]

Deborah Harry's gorgeous, isn't she? 80 something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you have back in 79, she's love or now. So would you.

[Chick McGee]

You have.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're just talking about how you think she's pretty. Would you have made out with her? Yes or no?

[Tom Griswold]

It depends. Oh, I mean, it'd have to be sort of a consensual situation. Josh. Unlikely.

[Pat Godwin]

That was implied.

[Tom Griswold]

You realize attacking her backstage either a.

[Christy Lee]

Yes or no question.

[Chick McGee]

You have to realize how your inability to converse somewhat hamstrings your radio presence.

[Tom Griswold]

You have.

[Chick McGee]

You have to understand that this is like a dead end, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. The answer congressional. The answer is I'm just too much Yeah, I did. Okay, listen, there's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Definitive.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I kind of get why he held back. Because he didn't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Modesty.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Tis the season. As we start cranking it up, I'll be turning my Christmas lights on on Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you do it on Thanksgiving. Giving.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, but it's a big thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time to do some shopping. Do you.

[Christy Lee]

Do you go outside and have this big presentation like I want you. Griswold did?

[Chick McGee]

And we have the wishbone. I want you to wish for the lights to come on. Children, you know. Oh, there they are. Isn't that amazing?

[Tom Griswold]

You done?

[Pat Godwin]

Are you through t the prime rib done yet?

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what the poor people are doing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they're.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're lighting their dirty socks on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

Something like that. Oh, look. Look what we found Me killing time. Are you ready?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, that was the sound in the background there.

[Chick McGee]

Rock and sock and robots. Yeah, that's what it says.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there it is right there. You may not be getting it.

[Chick McGee]

Honestly, I'm not getting it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. And yeah, that's. You have it pretty much down. The reason I'm bringing up gift giving is because Steven Singer Jewelers is out there ready to rock with you.

[Chick McGee]

I need to talk to him. I got some gifts I need to buy. And call me.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking about Steven Singer jewelers because he's in support of our pigskin picks competition. And you can weigh in for week 13 beginning after the Monday nighter and Stephen Singer julage. He's got real, natural, real diamonds diamond stud earrings. None of the fake stuff. Everybody knows gold and diamond prices are crazy high right now. Gold, I believe, is at its highest price in history. Lucky for you, Stevens locked in his diamond studs at the old prices. So see what I'm talking about. Visit I hate stevensinger.com Stephen has Diamond studs available from a quarter carat all the way up to 10 carats in total weight. And Christy, Stephen has the safety silicone backs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So they don't fall off your ears, which is very important.

[Tom Griswold]

He's famous for the unbeatable full value lifetime trade. And just say last year you bought a pair of them for your sweetie and you want to upgrade them. You get the full value of the ones you already bought to get a new pair even bigger. Get all the details by visiting ihatestevensinger.com and of course, all back with his famous guarantee. The best in the jewelry business. A full 100 day 100%, no hassle, money back guarantee, fast and free shipping. I'll say that again. Again. Free shipping. Get your orders in before 2 o' clock Eastern Time and they typically go out the same day, so experience the difference. Check out the catalog at I hate stevensinger.com. we don't hate him, but some of the other jewelers do. I hate stevensinger.com. tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Coming up, we have a lot of interesting things in the news, including lady gladiators who apparently did their thing in the. In. In ancient Rome topless. Plus, we have Elvis in the news and a dead cat flying in the air. It's all coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios where this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I missed you guys so much.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, welcome back. But boy, that can't be true.

[Tom Griswold]

No one misses us. Hello, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, Jeff. Oscar. Did I say that?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And hello. Tom Griswold. Earth. Earth to Tom. Sorry to bother you.

[Tom Griswold]

Just doing some homework over here. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're doing the homework. What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

You know, your homework's getting away the show there, bud. Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

So let's move forward here.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have doing. Work. Work.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have at the news desk from the Silac Insurance Company, we have Christy Lee. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A Missouri judge who wore an Elvis wig and often played the late singer's music in court as a Greek, agreed to step down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, please.

[Christy Lee]

Judge Matthew Thornhill faces a six month unpaid suspension under the deal he reached with the state board to avoid a disciplinary hearing. The Commission on Retirement, Removal and Discipline did not say how long his behavior had been going on, but said Mr. Thornhill's Elvis references violated rules requiring a judge to maintain, quote, order and decorate and promote confidence in the integrity of the judiciary.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, before I read the death sentence.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see his picture?

[Bob Kevoian]

Your Honor has left the building.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see this guy? Oh, you.

[Chick McGee]

Does he look like Elvis?

[Christy Lee]

You gotta look it up. Mr. Thornhill said that he intended to add levity at times when I thought it would help relax litigants. But now I recognize this could affect the Integrity and solemnity of the proceedings.

[Tom Griswold]

They haven't even read the vert. He's playing Jailhouse Rock. Is that. Is that. Is that a hint?

[Christy Lee]

The court file is sprinkled with photos of Mr. Thornhill on the bench or posing with staff in a plastic Elvis wig and sunglasses. According to the commission, Mr. Thornhill routinely wore the wig in the courtroom around Halloween and would offer people options on how they wanted to be sworn in before testifying, including an option where he played Elvis's music from his phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I just found this picture of Christie. He's wearing a. It's. It's a. The wig. It's a. It's a plastic. And it. It goes up.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Eight inches. Yeah, there you go. Look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You look at that guy?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, he's.

[Christy Lee]

How could you take that seriously?

[Chick McGee]

He needs to be evaluated by a psychiatrist, a team of men.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Thornhill also Sometimes played songs while entering the courtroom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. 2001.

[Bob Kevoian]

Final countdown.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you know you don't need a law degree to be a judge?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's insane.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't need to be a.

[Chick McGee]

You should have to have the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Law degree, but you don't have. In some states, you don't have to be a.

[Jeff Oskay]

Even a lawyer.

[Tom Griswold]

No. To be a coroner, you can just be anybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, to be a coroner is fine. If you study something.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. But, I mean, you don't even have to do that.

[Christy Lee]

You don't need to.

[Chick McGee]

You have to be a doctor. I don't think so. You don't think so?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's less worrisome to me.

[Chick McGee]

So you're saying I could be a crime corner?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's less worrisome to me than being a judge with no law degree.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. At least the guy's already dead. You can't really mess his life up anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I can't make it any worse, right? Unless I run a fishing line from his lower lip these days.

[Tom Griswold]

I think having a law degree and being an honest person sometimes. Don't go inside. Let's just move on.

[Jeff Oskay]

I hope on this guy's final day on the bench, the bailiff comes up, covers him with a cape, and he sneaks out.

[Tom Griswold]

What you say, Josh? His Honor has left the building.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. Silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder what town in Missouri it was. It could have been mine.

[Pat Godwin]

Could have been yours.

[Bob Kevoian]

Silly things come from there.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll tell you this. If I was a defendant and I was found guilty, I would use this to get a new trial.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You may ask why you're guilty, but I'll tell you. It's one for the money you stole.

[Tom Griswold]

Two for the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

3D.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was trying to find out what city it was in for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Told the lawyers a little less conversation.

[Christy Lee]

He serves in St. Louis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. It just says St. Louis. I don't know if it's a suburb or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vote him out.

[Jeff Oskay]

How was this allowed to go on even two days? Like I would think after day one they would be like, hey, we have a lunatic judge we need to have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't the bailiff look at the stenographer and go who do we we have to call? Yeah, yeah, we got to stop this.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I you like to be that stenographer too? Just. Oh, I got having to type. You ain't nothing but a hound.

[Tom Griswold]

Every other sentence is thank you very much. Wig on again. Thank you very much. At the end of the trial, he takes a sweaty handkerchiefs and passes them out to the jury. Here you go, here you go. Keep that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey, why am I going to jail? Cuz you ain't nothing but a pad of file.

[Pat Godwin]

Good choice all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Good choice in the crime. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's my point. Kind of is.

[I]

Stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

He's dressed like a wackad.

[Christy Lee]

Without the wig. He looks like a big goober.

[Pat Godwin]

A little goober.

[Christy Lee]

He's like a little guy. Very nerdy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in the crime crime news. And this is apparently a university or nationwide thing happening at various universities at Baylor they've arrested this guy who called himself the Baylor Pisser.

[Christy Lee]

So all you pissers out there, this.

[Tom Griswold]

Is a thing, right, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, it's happening at both my kids schools.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, weren't you the Columbia crapper? Hey, walking around.

[Chick McGee]

That was that. He told us that in confidence.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean I was all for it.

[Christy Lee]

Explained a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was funny.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the Columbia crapper goes all the way back to. Was it Hamilton?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. I never did it in Hamilton. Out the windows of Carmel Hall, 909B. Carmen, just shoot it right off.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you got a nice spray with that when it hit on the ground. Yeah, I bet that was nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're right on 114th. When we come. When we come back, we'll have things dropping from the sky. Among many other things and a lot of interesting fish news. And I should say These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Lee, hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Gonna have a song this time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

And darn right he is. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right. Hey, Chick, I just got a text from Ed Septic. Apparently he is zooming in tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

The word on the street.

[Chick McGee]

That's exciting. Josh Arnold. I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello to Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

A big movie weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If you went to see the Wicked.

[Tom Griswold]

Movie, my girls both went to see it twice.

[Christy Lee]

Did they also.

[Bob Kevoian]

They enjoyed it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Wicked for good. 150 million in North America alone.

[Chick McGee]

I guess it was not reviewed favorably though. From what?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it grossed more than, than the first one. It's, it's going to hit a billion dollars.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Women made up 71% of ticket buyers. Buyers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My girls love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gay men made up 29 and guys.

[Chick McGee]

Wanted to get laid 100%.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you go at all, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I went to the first one and it's as you. I've learned to say this from you. It's not meant for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I love the wizard of Oz.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was meant for young girls.

[Tom Griswold]

I think girls just, I don't know. Yeah. Wizard of Oz is of kind. Kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Are they K pop Demon hunter watchers?

[Tom Griswold]

As far as I know, not yet.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Well, that movie may win an Oscar. It's actually been nominated because apparently they did a couple of runs over the summer in Oscar nominated cities. So they'll be able to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Even though it's on Netflix, it's an animated feature.

[Bob Kevoian]

I gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It could possibly.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the most streamed movie in the history of Netflix.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I had a chance the other day to talk to comedian actor Tim Allen and Tim is still doing stand up out there on occasion. In fact, I talked to him, I think was it Wednesday and the next day he was going to be recording for Toy Story 5. He said, yeah, I'll be doing that tomorrow. And then I believe today he is in New York with Tom Hanks.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing some stuff Very nice. Tim is an old friend of the show. He's been coming here since the comedy club days and he's gonna be doing some live standup. I'm gonna give him a couple plugs here. He'll be in Boise, Idaho, Saturday, January 10th at the Morrison Center. Then he'll be at the Bob Hope Theater in Stockton, Saturday, February 7th. And also he's gonna do, I believe, A Night in Vegas. I want to say it's April 18th. That's also a Saturday at the David Copperfield Theater, the MGM Ground brand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Tim's a great stand up and of course he's famous for the Toy Story movies and the Santa Claus and Home Improvement. Home Improvement and Last Man Standing. He's got a great new sitcom called Shifting Gears and it's. We talk a little bit about that. I'm not sure which clip this is, but it was really fun talking to him. I talked to him for, I don't know, 45 minutes or so. And I think he's talking a little bit about what, what he does and in his stand up act, et cetera, et cetera. We're speaking with Tim Allen. I don't want to take any more of your time, Tim. I just had a real couple quick questions. You mentioned vinyl records. When you and I were coming up, you significantly more years after me, was there an album? I know in my case it was the. The pre stained Bill Cosby. Great stuff. Why is there Air and then Carlin, Robert Klein, Fire Sign Theater. I loved child of the 50s. Did you have a couple records you played? Played 10,000 times as you got your. Your love of doing standup and getting the courage.

[I]

You know what that was? That was never my thing, listening to comedy. I like Bob Newhart, I liked everybody on Carson. That's my whole focus. I love comics sitting there with Carson doing that, especially when they sat across from him. I just out of nowhere was thinking, he's talking about albums. That it was music that was my thing. And I said that I still have Full House from the Jay Giles Band. And I still, I was the promoter at my college and I went down to see them at the Cinderella Ballroom because somebody said you should go see Dr. Hook. And the medicine show was up front. The audience was booing him off the stage.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[I]

Jay Giles band came, they shot that, the platinum album, the Cinderella Ballroom. Full House at the Cinderella Ballroom. I was there that night. I've never had an experience like that where all of a sudden the concert was over, everybody's drenched in sweat and.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went, what's going on?

[I]

What the hell just happened? That was the most electric rock and roll. Whatever J. Gow's band is doing, that was. And I still have full house posters everywhere. And I'm still a huge fan. But that comedy was not my. I never listened to comedy albums.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? That's interesting. It's interesting. Yeah. Peter Wolf's got a book out I read last year. It's a very artsy fartsy. He almost went.

[I]

He just did a. Jordan Klepper is my cousin, her son. And he. Peter Wolf went and did his, I think his podcast or something. But my cousin sent me a picture of him holding that album and I.

[Tom Griswold]

Go, send it to me. Why did.

[Chick McGee]

Why did he come.

[I]

My cousin's husband and my cousin's. I don't know what they call second cousin or second nephew, but Jordan Klepper, that whole family got real tight with Peter Wolf and I said, what a freaking album.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, blow your face out isn't bad either. All those Jay Geils band albums are great. I just don't know what they.

[I]

I still don't know. But for. That guy dances better than anybody ever. He's a Michael Jackson dancer or. Probably can't move now, but is it the time?

[Tom Griswold]

Our guest is. Is Tim Allen. And I know Mr. Allen has a lot to do. I did want to mention once again, the live shows. You get to see him crack the egg at the Morrison center in Boise, Saturday, January 10th.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Saturday, February 7th, at the Bob Hope Theater and Stop Stockton. And then you are going to be in Vegas. I want to say mid April.

[I]

Mid April to mgm. We're working. I just got down. I don't know the nights right now because we're just working it out.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'll be back in Vegas. I want to say one last thing. I saw Tim back in the days. It might have been pre grunt Tim Allen. And a lot of guys are getting up there in Hawaiian shirts and look kind of sloppy. Mr. Allen got on stage in a beautiful suit and I can remember I've only seen three or four, four legit standing ovations at comedy clubs. At the end of Tim Seth, the fans rocketed out of their seats. I mean, they leapt. The other guy I saw that with was the late great Dennis Wolfberg.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

People saw something and they went, I have never seen this before. And that's how Dennis was and that's how Tim Allen was and is. And I guess I should ask if it's okay if I ask about Toy Story 5. Is that all top secret?

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[I]

It's hat we are. Believe it or not. I'm doing tomorrow. I'm doing another five hour series session. Hanks and I, I'm gonna see Tom in New York this week for see a show in New York. And he and I talked. He said it's brilliant. He's doing his side of it. It's all. It's very different that they came up with a idea because they get all this crap. Like why are they doing it? Just to make money. And of course it is to make money. However, if they hadn't come up with a cool story, they wouldn't have done it. And it's all about Jessica. She's troubled and has to gather the toys up. And people don't play with toys anymore because kids are on their screens. That's kind of the overview. Some of the funniest stuff in there, I hope. I never know if they use my ad libs or not, but there's a B story where there's a whole bunch of buzz toys that got lost in a plane. A plane went down. So there's about 100 buzz toys everywhere that got lost. And so there's a hundred of me in a B story that are all talking to each other. That's pretty darn funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those movies, it's very, very inventive. Those movies are absolutely brilliant. They are wonderful. My favorite movie of all time, Toy Story 2. But the rest of them are also very good. Mr. Allen. Hey, Tim, it's great seeing you again. Thanks for your time. Anytime. You're more than welcome to call and waste half an hour as we grow.

[I]

Old together because we're the same age, as you keep saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's, that's a lie. You're much younger, much more handsome answer with a lot more hair. Thank you, Tim. Great pleasure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna. We'll post the whole interview.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not often you get to hear Tom interrupt himself. Yeah, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, sorry. There was no outcube.

[Jeff Oskay]

But yeah, that'll be posted on our YouTube page tonight at 8 o'. Clock. Check out. We have a new video every night, 8 o' clock on our YouTube.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Channel.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it's called the 8 o' clock Eastern Standard Time video, isn't it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is. There it is, Tom, 8 o'.

[Tom Griswold]

Clock. And Jeffrey Oskay, we're going to get you to revisit your rant from a couple weeks ago coming up on Wednesday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Very excited about that. It was that was just wonderfully funny.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Christy Lee is at the SILAC Insurance news desk. We got a quick story we can get in here. What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

A motorist in western North Carolina escaped injury when the carcass of a cat crashed through her front windshield. In a call to 91 1, the unidentified driver on U.S. route 74 told a dispatcher a bald eagle dropped a cat. The woman said the dead feline absolutely shattered her windshield.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, that must.

[Christy Lee]

It's pretty amazing. I saw the video of that. I mean, picture of her car.

[Tom Griswold]

That's climate change.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of raining cats and dogs. It's just. Just ra. Cats.

[Bob Kevoian]

We gotta do something so we can get more dogs as well.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta to get. Got to get both of them to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Pat, you have a song.

[Pat Godwin]

And the cats on the windshield is. The eagle flew. Drop that dead cat right on you. How you going to drive? What you going to do with that cat guts obscuring your vu? I. I was so close.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a tongue twister at the end there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's something.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Try it again.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the. That's the end. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, I screwed up. And the cat's on the windshield as the eagle flew. Enunciate. Drop that dead cat right on you. How you gonna drive? What you gonna do with the cat guts obscuring your view? Man, with the cat guts obscuring your view.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. Lovely.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Let's see now. Coming up, we have topless gladiators. Ladies, lady gladiators. They're. This. This was a thing back in the day. Plus we have the headline is Baylor Pisser unenrolled. And this is a thing going across the country. Universities guys are posting. Posting whole videos about peeing all over their campuses.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like to pee all over the campus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We'll find out what happened there. We've been talking a lot lately.

[Chick McGee]

Surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

Lately, about annuities here on the Bob and Tom Show. And annuities are all about having money in your future when it's time to retire. Still getting that paycheck. And there are a lot of questions, and we've asked the audience for their submissions. And we're gonna ask Chick Magee to find out about the SILAC Insurance Company. And. And they are the source of all the information you need to know about annuities. So here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Give the SILAC website address, please.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's incredibly easy, Tom, to listen up. It's silacins.com once again, that's S I L A c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is amazing. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where do I learn about that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, once again, silacins.com and then. Then click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

So far, so good. Very cool. Now I Learned about the 20% bonus from a 401k to a Silac annuity. I'd like some more information. But, Christy, can you fill me in on this?

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus Recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advice. Terms and conditions apply. CSILAC ins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, Naked Roman, not an orgy. But out there in the ring, topless. We're gonna find out what's going on in ancient Rome. Hello. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the I Hate Steven Singer, your sidekick chair, it's Josh Arnold.

[I]

It is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Guitar at the ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Jeff Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Download the Prize Picks app. Use the code tom. Get $50 bonus credit instantly in lineups. When you play, just $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait. There we go. Sorry. Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. We have a bunch of stories involving the urinary tract.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's what I pee out of.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why that we have these stories in the news. I was just at Disney World. Christy, I didn't give you this one, but a guy from Washington, D.C. was arrested and banned from Disney World after he was caught urinating off a bridge there. A Disney cast member spotted the guy peeing on the pedestrian bridge at Disney Springs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, don't do that quote, that was supposed to be Mickey, but I have bronchitis.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell do you think you're doing there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

But here's the worst part is in the hell. The cast member reported the man's, quote, shorts were pulled all the way Down. And she clearly observed his male members being exposed.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's no good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Epcot behavior.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Drinking around the world.

[Chick McGee]

That's universal. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Splash. Splash Mountain if you're down below. Yikes. Okay, cut it out. Okay, now. But you had. Did you have the one that I gave you just now?

[Christy Lee]

Baylor University police in Texas have identified a student known as the Baylor Pisser. According to the Baylor. Larson, Harriet, the freshman ran an anonymous account posting videos of himself urinating on campus.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

And according to Jeff Oscar, this is happening on campuses all across the country. Once identified as the suspect, the student reportedly told police he had used a water bottle to fake the videos. Except for on one occasion.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no way.

[Christy Lee]

Though police chose not to pursue criminal charges, the student has been unenrolled at the university.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you say there's no way?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, why is there no way?

[Tom Griswold]

Way. Why bother?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, in fact, I've heard that some of these are water bottle. They're just. They're on their social media pranks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You might as well just take a leak. I mean, you're there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do it. Do it.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So he admitted one time.

[Christy Lee]

He said it was here, but he's not at the university anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, but this. This is a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Dozens of accounts have been created anonymously labeling themselves as university pissers at campuses nationwide.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just love the headline, the Baylor Pisser.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's Baylor? A good school for.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything. It's excellent.

[Chick McGee]

They've got a pretty decent athletic program. Waco, Texas, They've got. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's where the Branch Davidians were. No, that Joanna Gaines. Husband.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Chip.

[Christy Lee]

Chip.

[Chick McGee]

I think they live in Waco.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Steve Martin's from Waco, Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he. I think Steve Martin really is from Waco, Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

That is from Los Angeles.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, not all from. Not all stars.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was born in.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he worked at Waco, Texas. Disneyland as a kid. How did he commute from Waco, Texas?

[Pat Godwin]

That would be a long commute.

[Chick McGee]

Los Angeles, Josh, Think about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll look at this. He was born in Waco, Texas. You eff.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting. Take that stance.

[Pat Godwin]

Family moved there from the hospital.

[Chick McGee]

Really kicked up a notch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists are working to create space food out of astronaut urine. And we'll test the innovation on the International Space Station.

[Chick McGee]

Now that's a test pilot.

[Christy Lee]

According to Space.com, the Europeans.

[Chick McGee]

Great remark.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, I'm still mad about this whole Steve Martin Waco?

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Born in Waco, Texas.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They left the hospital in.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I say something, I try to make sure it's true.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, watch this. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Fired.

[Chick McGee]

I got something else over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not really. I'm always BSing Steve Martin.

[Chick McGee]

Born in Portland, Oregon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not true at all. That's a different Steve Martin.

[I]

Hold on.

[Pat Godwin]

I got a Steve Martin here. Poughkeepsie.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think it's a relatively common name. I think this certainly could.

[Christy Lee]

According to Space.com, the European Space Agency is testing the powdered protein called Solian as part of its new project.

[Chick McGee]

You mean Soylent Green?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Solian. S O L E I N. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Think they would pick a name that wasn't like Soylent Green?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Part of a new project, Hobi1Kenobi, which stands for hydrogen oxidizing bacteria in weightlessness as a source of nutrition.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Protein is made from microbes, air and electricity through a gas fermentation.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. You know, the food on Mars is going to be Jeevany Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

On Earth, ammonia serves as a nitrogen source for protein synthesis.

[Bob Kevoian]

But in space, no one can hear you scream.

[Christy Lee]

The source will be urea, an organic compound found in urine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Urea, they call them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And suddenly I smell.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S. So they'll have to do. They. Does it turn into.

[Christy Lee]

They're making it into a powder.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently, it's just like Water World. You're going to be able to drink it as water.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like. It's like Kool Aid. I hope to God it's not yellow.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like Kool Aid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, no, it's a powder.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's powder.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is a powder.

[Tom Griswold]

You sprinkle it on eggs. I mean, just maybe you mix eggs.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I haven't had any. And I want more.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, makes these turd burgers taste better.

[Christy Lee]

Turd burgers.

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be. With a name like Turd Burgers, it's got to be good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know how good it would have to be to overcome that name.

[Chick McGee]

Have any of these turd burgers? Oh, man, they're so good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like Smuckers.

[Chick McGee]

You know the cheese curds, though. Those are good. Yeah, their. Their unfortunate name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cheese curds.

[Christy Lee]

Cheese curds sounds like turds.

[Chick McGee]

Goofy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but curds in. Whey. Curds are in.

[Tom Griswold]

So is the. Is the. Is the urine powder, then you drink it is. I'm. I'm unclear on this I would think you would.

[Chick McGee]

No, you just set it next to your arm and osmosis takes over. You suck it in through your.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, is it like I said, you put it on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Maybe you sprinkle it.

[Christy Lee]

That's all the information I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That's all the information I had.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheese Whiz. Now containing. Now containing.

[Chick McGee]

Less whiz. I love Cheese Whiz.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about you, white trash?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that remark which is the one that is in the squirter?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's easy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Cheese is in a jar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Blues Brothers really screwed that up.

[Chick McGee]

They try to hook on on to Cheese Whiz's star.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never had cheese whiz as far as.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't either.

[Chick McGee]

There's a cheese Whiz. Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, we used to have. My grandma would make cheese whiz filled celery.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some sort of.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm the white trap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you said you liked it.

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never liked it.

[Chick McGee]

You never liked it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't like cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever done the peanut butter celery thing? Yeah, that's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Or cream cheese.

[Jeff Oskay]

My grandmother would do like a pimento spread.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? That's what she would do. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen Tom eat a. A piece of celery?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever heard Tom do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I could go in the next.

[Chick McGee]

Room and you can hear sounds a little bit. A little bit like this. Got some celery there, Tom? Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cut up celery and tuna salad. Forget about it. Just delicious.

[Show Announcer]

Perfect.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice crunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicken salad. Salad. Yay or nay on celery?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, in the chicken salad or eating out of celery?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, either one is good.

[Chick McGee]

You ever eat out a good piece of celery? Time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Put your face right.

[Tom Griswold]

The one thing, every time I have it, I say I got to have more of those. Those water chestnuts, always delicious. I never think to get those.

[Chick McGee]

No, water chestnuts. They don't taste like anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what, crunch, you are right. It's more about the great texture. It's more about the texture.

[Chick McGee]

The explanation's in the name. Water chestnuts.

[Christy Lee]

How do those grow, by the way?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. You know what you have when you have a knot on your chest?

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta probably have a good Saturday night. A pliable boyfriend, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

All right, Christie's, write that down. Christie's down.

[Tom Griswold]

We move on.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Historians Say, there are several lines of evidence to suggest there were female gladiators in ancient Rome. Rome. According to Live Science, female gladiators were much rarer, of course, than their male counterparts. Artwork from what is now Turkey depicts.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I'm out. Wait a minute. I've been doing that for years. You guys have chosen to go with Thomas Dolby and I'm. So I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're out.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that sounds more.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, let him do it.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say that it was not my call. It was our producer's call.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, well, he tends to overproduce.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. But Tom. Tom has a veto, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's go with you doing it. So scientists are saying what now?

[Christy Lee]

Artwork from what is now Turkey depicts two bare breasted female gladiators.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Holding shields and swords with the stage names Amazon versus a killer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's the great thing about the story. They had stage names for gladiators.

[Christy Lee]

Professor Alfonso Manana at the University of California.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll see him tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

Told Live Science.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you'll see Alfonso Mananas tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. You know what? All is forgiven.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

That the earliest source to mention female gladiators was Nicholas of Damascus who wrote that the women who were selected to fight were not the strongest or most skilled. Of course not. This is Rome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were they the huge boobists?

[Christy Lee]

The most beautiful. Exactly. Dr. Manana said female gladiators were likely told to not wear helmets so that their faces could be seen by the audience. Audience? He suspects they would have been prohibited from fighting to the death. Though noting none of the written sources mention that a female gladiator died.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

How many fights you made it? I don't know. It's hard to keep track of.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the guy. The name that makes those movies? Yeah. I mean, come on. Ridley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Step up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gladiator 3 with Sydney Sweeney.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Ariolis Maximus.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it's just nice that there was a time in history where it actually paid off to be an uggamug as a woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You didn't have to fight too long.

[Christy Lee]

You're right. You didn't have to fight.

[Tom Griswold]

And isn't. Wasn't Ancient Rome didn't. Is that where they had Titus Maximus?

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe so. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You know, you. You shrunk back in horror. When I announced a word earlier this morning.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And. Oh, we have another special edition. Ladies and gentlemen, Tom has often been accused of being a stranger to our world. Yes, some Would say an alien stranger.

[Bob Kevoian]

In a strange land.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. There's another edition of An Alien on Earth. Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

What am I earning? Early recipes. A can of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup and noodles and a can of tuna fish. Wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Alien who just discovered things that pause.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wonder.

[Chick McGee]

He waits. He waits for someone else to go. My God, that must be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, tuna noodle casserole. You don't like tuna noodle casserole?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

We all like it.

[Christy Lee]

We all grew up with it.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody likes it. It's a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a punchline. Jeffrey, you're. You're handy with tools. Do you ever take. You ever take the Burn Somatic Torch into the kitchen, then you scorch the top of it so you get that crunchy part.

[Bob Kevoian]

The oven does that.

[Jeff Oskay]

The broiler does the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Every cool chef has a burns a matic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, sure. For like, creme brulee and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you making Mr. Creme Brulee? I'm in. I'm in. I'm in my trailer with my burns o matic on my tuna noodle.

[Chick McGee]

I'm in my trailer.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's a fascinating story about ancient Rome.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it seems like it would not surprise. It does not surprise.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I mean, they were doing everything.

[Tom Griswold]

What struck me the most about this when they said they literally have stage names. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, didn't regular gladiators have stage.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, the fact that they're like, you know, Mercedes and Galaxy, the. Like today's strippers, that. Wouldn't it be cool if there was one of them named Mercedes that would prove time travel exists?

[Chick McGee]

That was another alien remark that would prove time travel like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You've seen the thing with the guy in the cell phone walking by the horses. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A Scottish brewer plans to open a 150-year-old bottle of beer originally found during an Arctic expedition in order to create a modern version. According to the BBC, the original Allsop's Arctic Ale was bottled in Burton upon Trent for Sir George Niers and Trent when he set out for the north pole in 1875. Samuel Alsop and Sons in Burton upon Trent designed the beer for sailors enduring temperatures as low as -40 degrees Fahrenheit. And it had an alcohol strength of about 9%. The beer was said to resist freezing because of its unfermentable sugars. And it had six times the calorie content of conventional food.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unfermentable.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it? So they. They have a. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

They have one bottle and they.

[Tom Griswold]

But you. Obviously, that would be undrinkable, presumably.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But they plan to work with Allsopp's brewery to produce a new brew dubbed innis and gun. 1875 Arctic Ale. So apparently they're gonna try to. To recreate what was already found.

[Tom Griswold]

Because beer gets skunked pretty quick. What's the shelf life of a.

[Christy Lee]

Well, remember that? Didn't they used to date their beer or something? Wasn't that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It had the born on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Born on date. So. I don't know. I'm not a big beer drinker, so I don't know much about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, it'll be interesting to see how it tastes. I always like the ones where they're doing the beer based on various yeast. Remember the one they got from the adult film stars?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, from their vaginas.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weren't they from, like, a pap?

[Tom Griswold]

It was. Yeah, they did. They did.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

They would scrape these ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the word is swab. From the pack to the title. I would hope they don't have to scrape. Oh, look, it's kind of crispy there, Gladys.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe it's a lot of activity down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Josh, would you like a sip of my Pap Smear ipa?

[Christy Lee]

You know what goes great with beer?

[Bob Kevoian]

Paps Blue Ribbon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Paps.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, of course.

[Christy Lee]

No, steak goes great with beer.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're absolutely right. Oh, you guys want to hear me talk about steak?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do.

[Chick McGee]

Was there a Dr. Pap? I'm sorry, did he come up with. Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, probably Lee. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Dr. Rudolph. Papp.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a cream cheese?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe this isn't a good segue.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Is there a cream cheese? What?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's known as a smear.

[Christy Lee]

A smear of cream cheese smear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's different. Yeah. Oh, I see. I see. Okay. All right. You'll allow Joseph Pap. Of course. Shakespeare. Shakespeare in the park. And he invented the paps. A rare. A rare heterosexual.

[Pat Godwin]

College years ago back in New York.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is. That is obscure.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, it is the.

[Chick McGee]

A shame. Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I tell you what.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

How long does br. Does bronchitis last? The rest of my life.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Am I just now sick? You're a lot better, though, than you were. Right, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, this is as. Right now. This is as good as you're ever, ever going to feel here on, on out.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, Josh, I'm going to give you a break here because I know you can't talk. I'm going to tell you about Omaha Steak.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please do. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Today.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and Tom show listers get an extra 35 bucks off if they use the promo code BTS at checkout. BTS like Bob Tom show. So holiday magic, of course comes in the box and as I've pointed out many times because I'm an idiot. Yeah, the box has all that foam and stuff around it so the stakes arrive.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a cooler.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I knew you could, you could be of some assistance. So share some delicious gifts. Don't forget the lasagna. It's awesome. Save big on gourmet gifts, holiday favorites from Omaha Steaks. Just Visit the website Omaha steaks.com They got a bunch of special packages perfect for your brothers or sisters or friends out of town. Even your friends in town. Even for yourself. 50% off site wide the sizzle all the way sale. This is a great family owned business. They've been around for a long time because they do great work and the steaks are great. In fact, wouldn't be Thanksgiving without a little roast beef on the side. Maybe a nice Omaha steak full of omaha steaks.com use the promo code BTS at checkout. Tell them Josh from the Bob and Tom show sent ya. Coming up. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Feral Goldfish in the news. We have fish pedicures in the news. And how do we get seagulls to stop stealing our food?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I love this joke.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're gonna find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Shotgun.

[Chick McGee]

Lock em up. Lock em up. Lock em up.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

As I stifle a belch, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Aimed it right at me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I did not. That was you. That was right at me. Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was like I was listening to my little brothers.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I am Chick McGee. I'm filthy and awful. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Much, Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to interrupt you. Java House, the official office beverages of a Bob and Tom show. Go to java house.com and get 25% off your first order with the promo code Bob and Toms. Thank you, Java House. I'm having some arctic freeze right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Looks refreshing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we have a couple things to mention. We have week 13 of the NFL season beginning Thursday evening. And you can get in on the action. Go to bob and tom.com contest at stake each week week is a $500 gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Peruse the inventory atIhateStevensinger.com. we'll look forward to talking to another winner. Coming up, we'll have the winner of week 13 once it's once tonight's game is decided. Also, we have our YouTube live video stream. You were mentioning Jeffrey. Tonight we're going to have the Tim Allen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir. 8:00pm on the Bob and Tub YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, Christy, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Scientists report that shouting at seagulls could prevent the birds from stealing your food.

[Chick McGee]

See? I told you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Chick is a seagull shouter.

[Christy Lee]

For the study, researchers put a closed Tupperware box of fries on the ground. And once a goal approached, they either played a recording of a male voice shouting, no, stay away. That's my food. Or the same voice speaking those words or. Or the neutral Bird song of a robin. The experiment was designed to show that physical violence is not necessary to scare off gulls.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see, chick, you can put the golf club down.

[Christy Lee]

You can just scream at them.

[Chick McGee]

I would hit one so hard, just separate its body from.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you. Do they mention specific expletives?

[Christy Lee]

What, to scream at them?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

A dick bird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get out.

[Chick McGee]

Get the hell out the of here.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, they do look at you like, hey, I'm entitled to this.

[Tom Griswold]

I love seagulls.

[Chick McGee]

They are so entitled. Yes, they are the Tom Griswolds of the bird. They really are.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are funny.

[Chick McGee]

They're strutting around. They think they invented the love.

[Tom Griswold]

The ones at Epcot.

[Christy Lee]

Epcot, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're walking into the.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are animatronic.

[Christy Lee]

Those aren't real birds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they're cool. They're talking and they're.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, what are they saying?

[Tom Griswold]

But a real seagull.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, from Nemo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I. Boy, I love animals. Oh, you do? Yeah. You ever watch the Muppets? That's what you just said.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're fun.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but real seagulls.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing based in reality?

[Tom Griswold]

No. See, if you're around real seagulls, it means you're near boats. That's a good thing, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't it weird when you see a seagull that's like nowhere near a body of water?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You go, what happened here? Yeah, I guess they go on vacation too, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, seagulls shouldn't be at a lake. That'd be a lake. Gulp. Wouldn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

George Carlin. She's got a four minute honk on her.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the fact that you think this is a scientific experiment. So somebody. And they. They had to write up the thing. We're going to get some Tupperware, then we're going to go to McDonald's and buy some french fries.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These people are thinking, what about.

[Chick McGee]

What about Jewish people are named Siegel. You think they get upset at seagulls? Seagulls.

[Tom Griswold]

The great actor, George Siegel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, look at Siegel. He's so mad at the seagull.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't call him a great actor, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

He was. He was there.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see King Rat?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's a terrible fisted.

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all.

[Chick McGee]

God, George Siegel is a great.

[Tom Griswold]

I just wanted to do. I always want to do a band, a cover band. The Flock of Seagulls. It was just guys named Siegel.

[Chick McGee]

So there's George Siegel.

[Tom Griswold]

That Would play with the. The Broadway show Cats.

[Christy Lee]

K A T C. Fred Siegel wasn't here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Robert Siegel.

[Chick McGee]

Robert Siegel.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I know more than you do, Christy. What else you got?

[Christy Lee]

The city of Ottawa intends to euthanize. That's what they used the term a mind blowing number of invasive goldfish.

[Tom Griswold]

According to officials, the city euthanize goldfish. Oh, very large toilet.

[Chick McGee]

They use the term mind blowing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Mind blowing number of invasive of goldfish. According to city staff, they've removed about 5,000 dead goldfish from the stormwater pond in the Central park neighborhood back in March. The city has since found about 500 to 1,000 new goldfish in the same pond, though experts say the number is really an under. They underestimate the scale of the invasion.

[Tom Griswold]

So are goldfish the bunny rabbits of the sea?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Are they?

[Christy Lee]

Apparently they. According to officials, they're required to euthanize all invasive fish captured in stormwater ponds.

[Tom Griswold]

They're missing an opportunity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

What, big ping pong ball?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or 10,000 ping pong balls and sell them to the state fair people. Yeah, yeah. If you see any of these goldfish, though, some of them are, you know, they're, they can be massive, four feet long. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How much you think they pay for goldfish?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I know goldfish is up. Yeah. That might be the highest they've ever been.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Silver fish still way low.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't make a bronze fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you, George Carlin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually, that was Jay Leno clearly.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, we have to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Get all the details on the various things we're running by going to bobandtom.com and remember that these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And with any luck, we'll be back here tomorrow on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com what's up, guys?

[Tom Griswold]

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