The BOB & TOM Show - November 25, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – November 25, 2025

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is infused with pre-Thanksgiving humor, personal anecdotes, and the crew’s signature blend of irreverent conversation covering everything from regional Thanksgiving foods and family oddities, to sports recaps, current events, quirky listener letters, and the build-up to the big holiday weekend. As always, Tom Griswold leads the fun alongside Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, and friends—including guest spots from Kostaki Economopoulos and Reno Collier. The show offers plenty of laughs around family, food, sports, TSA oddities, and the hazards of both deep-frying turkeys and hosting rowdy houseguests.

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Main Topics & Key Insights

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1. Thanksgiving Family Chaos Comedy

• "Sounds of Thanksgiving: A Second Helping": The cast lampoons archetypal relatives at Thanksgiving, like the drunk racist uncle, the smothering great-aunt, the cynical college kid, and the pretentious niece’s boyfriend (“Donkey Punch, but we may change it to Fistus Interruptus” – Ed Septic, 02:10).
• Deep-fried Turkey Tales: Lots of ribbing about fire hazards and the infamous turkey fryer accidents (“When you dip it in there, flash out,” – Chick McGee, 04:04) and how the team discovered deep frying pre-Oprah.

Memorable Quote:

“If you're gonna deep fry that turkey, be careful. Thaw it first and... Wow, what's the displacement rule again? Is it Archimedes?”
— Tom Griswold, 04:02

Timestamp: 01:40–05:36

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2. Thanksgiving Groceries, Prep, and Stress

• Last-Minute Shopping Antics: The hosts joke about grocery gauntlets, stealing abandoned carts, and how some prefer eating out on Thanksgiving (“You don’t have to clean up... absolutely not, it’s the best.” – Christy Lee & Chick McGee, 07:30).
• Stuffing Debates & Sage Shortages: Christy Lee matters-of-factly laments about the struggle to find fresh sage and her quest for the perfect bird.
• Regional Food Lingo: Tom introduces peculiar regional food terminology like “gooselum” (gravy in PNW, syrup in Nebraska) and “pulley bone” (wishbone), as the team discusses traditions like “funeral potatoes” and “Derby pie.”

Timestamp: 05:36–11:15

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3. NFL Recaps and (Ir)Reverence

• Monday Night Football: Chick’s sports recap covers 49ers’ win (20–9), Christian McCaffrey’s big night, and the unusual score. The highlight: a player gets "punched in the balls" and the ensuing banter about sports injuries.
• NFL Player Groin Stories: The cast offers TMI on groin injuries, including catchers’ testicular injuries (“Yadier Molina’s testicle exploded” – Chick, 13:47).
• World Record: Oldest Bus Driver: Wichita Falls’ 94-year-old Raymond Hager is celebrated as the oldest city bus driver.

Memorable Quote:

“If you punch a guy in the balls in the NFL, is that considered going for two?”
— Tom Griswold, 57:52

Timestamp: 12:28–13:39 (and again at 57:48–58:12, 66:13–68:20)

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4. Listener Letters: Bidets, Dream Homes, and Holiday Grudges

• Sharing the Bidet: Ongoing jokes about Josh’s bidet and whether guests should be allowed instructions and access (“The bidet has a lady function as well... Go up an inch or two?” – Josh Arnold, 25:07).
• Listener Mishaps: Letters include stories about stolen carts, shopping stress, funeral traditions, and a listener’s grandmother traumatized by Johnny Mathis’s TV performance.

Timestamp: 21:20–32:31

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5. TSA Oddities: What Can You Bring on a Plane?

• Surprising Items Allowed: The team dives into a “Mental Floss” article on surprising TSA-approved carry-ons, including plants, bowling balls, artificial skeletons, and gravy (with liquid limits). Pure B&T humor highlights the absurdity (“You cannot take a bowling pin on an airplane but you can take the ball?!” — Tom, 16:10).
• Guitar Travel Advice: Pat Godwin offers tips for musicians on planes.

Timestamps: 81:23–88:54

Memorable Quote:

“I mean, do you travel with a bowling pin anyway?!”
— Christy Lee, 83:16

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6. Thanksgiving Food Wars

• Duck Eggs v. Chicken Eggs: Duck eggs are praised by listeners—“once you have duck eggs, you’ll throw the chicken eggs in the garbage!”—prompting Tom’s plans to try them.
• Dessert Debates: “Chess pie” v. “Derby Pie” recipes spark a flurry of ingredient jokes.

Timestamp: 27:51–29:36

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7. Music & Nostalgia

• Christmas Classics: The crew discusses favorite Christmas albums, from Johnny Mathis and Amy Grant to The Pogues. Tom heaps particular praise on Mathis, sharing niche trivia about his high jump accomplishments beating Bill Russell in the 1950s.
• Comedy Musical Parodies: Pat Godwin delivers a “Smoky Uncle” Thanksgiving song, riffing on changing intoxication trends at family gatherings (145:11–146:40).

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8. Guest Segments

Kostaki Economopoulos (NFL Correspondent)

• Offers clever NFL observations, celebrates the hilarity of backup QBs (“Jameis Winston keeps both teams in the game!” – 92:16), and previews the Thanksgiving NFL schedule.

Reno Collier (Comedian)

• Teases new TV show “Carve Off” (chainsaw sculptors), discusses recovery with new podcast “Alive and Sober with Reno C,” and delivers a “Country Fried Take” on Thanksgiving complexities, family, and misfits (133:27–137:18).

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9. Bizarre World Records and News

• World’s Laziest Man: Coverage of China’s “bed rotting contest”—winner lay down for 33 hours, possibly wearing a diaper. The team debates bodily limits and bathroom breaks.
• History, Disease, Darwin Awards: Tom brings the gang a real-life case of "penile tuberculosis" (124:10), a history rabbit hole about the Venetian “venvera” (a fart-catching contraption), and the worst ways to be buried alive (153:14).

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10. End-of-Show Potpourri

• Senior Romance at the Y: Sweet story about an elderly couple marrying in the YMCA pool where they met (157:55).
• Exhibitionism & Flashing: The team ponders the proper approach and attire for flashers (159:20), and wonders if there are any female flashers, triggering a search for weird news.
• Dolly Parton Travel Stops: Dolly’s new travel stop chain and thematic vending machines.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• On Thanksgiving Family Stereotypes
  “You know, the problem nowadays is all…these damn people having babies.”
  — Chick McGee as ‘Drunk Uncle,’ 02:15

• On Dangerous Turkeys
  “When you deep fry that turkey, be careful. Thaw it first…What’s the displacement rule again?”
  — Tom Griswold, 04:02

• On TSA wants & woes
  “You cannot take a bowling pin on an airplane but you can take the ball?!”
  — Tom Griswold, 16:10

• On Sports-Related Groin Pain
  “If you punch a guy in the balls in the NFL, is that considered going for two?”
  — Tom Griswold, 57:52

• Listener Letters
  “Do you have to instruct guests how to use the bidet?”
  — Tom Griswold, 24:36

• Music Banter
  “The Pogues—Fairytale of New York—that’s my Christmas song!”
  — Josh Arnold, 51:49

• World’s Laziest Man
  “He lied…The winner was able to lay down for 33 hours, 35 minutes, earning him $422 and the title of laziest man.”
  — Chick McGee, 69:54

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Flow of the Show / Tone

The BOB & TOM Show remains true to its wry, conversational style—rapid-fire banter, good-natured ribbing, playful self-mockery, and the roasting of both each other and listener stories. The conversation moves nimbly from bit to bit, with occasional eruptions of laughter, snide asides, and in-jokes, all delivered with cheerful irreverence. Every segment brims with the “family at the holidays” energy: sardonic, raucous, and intermittently sincere.

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Important Timestamps

• 01:40–05:36 – “Sounds of Thanksgiving” sketch & turkey fryer jokes
• 08:32–11:15 – Regional Thanksgiving terms & foods (gooselum, pulley bone, funeral potatoes)
• 12:28–13:39, 57:48–58:12 – NFL Monday Night recap & “kicked in the balls” banter
• 21:20–32:31 – Listener letters: bidets, dream homes, and holiday quirks
• 81:23–88:54 – TSA “What Can You Bring on a Plane?” and bowling ball/pin segment
• 133:27–137:18 – Reno Collier’s “Country Fried Take” Thanksgiving essay
• 145:11–146:40 – Pat Godwin “Smoky Uncle” Thanksgiving song
• 153:14–155:02 – Story of a Thai woman waking up before cremation

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Closing Notes

For fans who missed the November 25, 2025 episode, this show is everything you’d expect in the lead-up to Thanksgiving: fresh absurdity, relatable holiday pain, signature musical parody, sports mirth, bizarre world records, and a dash of warm-hearted honesty at the end. Whether you find yourself in a grocery aisle, an airport security line, or simply at the deep fryer, chances are this episode will make your own family’s quirks feel just a bit more joyful.

Transcript

[Kevin Harlan]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

You loved it so much you've asked for more. The Bob and Tom show proudly presents the sounds of Thanksgiving. A second helping. You'll meet your niece's new boyfriend.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so Trent, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

What's your plans after you finish school?

[Ed Septic]

Dude, I'm just throwing myself into my music. I just bought this dope ass van, so I plan on hitting the road with your niece and my band. And your band's name again is Donkey Punch, but we may change it to Fistus Interruptus.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds of Thanksgiving.

[Chick McGee]

A second helping.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't forget your drunk racist uncle.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the problem nowadays is all.

[Josh Arnold]

These damn people having babies.

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking about, Bill? You don't have any kids because you haven't been sober enough to get an erection since 1978.

[Tom Griswold]

The sounds of Thanksgiving. A second helping you'll get your elderly great aunt with the huge bosom who smothers everyone with hugs. Come here, Travis. I give your Aunt Dorothy a hug. You've gotten so big since I last saw you, Dorothy.

[Christy Lee]

I can't breathe.

[Chick McGee]

Smothering me and I smell like gin.

[Tom Griswold]

And we didn't forget the kid who's home from college for Thanksgiving. You know, my poli science professor says that Thanksgiving is actually a holiday created.

[Kevin Harlan]

To push consumerism through the United States. It's basically a capitalist conspiracy.

[Tom Griswold]

After dinner, I'm heading down to the mall to protest Black Friday by the Way. Mom, I need $500 to get another pair of Yeezys. The Sounds of Thanksg A second helping. You'll get your brother's precocious little six year old son. Alex, you like boogers?

[Ed Septic]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Then don't eat the stuffing. The sounds of Thanksgiving. A second helping. And we didn't forget the deep fried turkey.

[Josh Arnold]

I was thinking of remodeling the garage anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'll happen every now and then.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're gonna deep fry that turkey, be careful. Thaw at first and. Wow, what's the displacement rule again? Is it Archimedes?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Leave some room for the turkey. When you dip it in there, flash out.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a fire extinguisher. Goggles on.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Reno Collier]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold. Hello. He's at the office. I hate Steven Singer, sidekick Chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Now we have our letters to get to. Is everybody back in shape? Getting ready for Thanksgiving? Christy, you're scowling.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't even gone to the grocery yet, so. Today's the day.

[Chick McGee]

So fresh.

[Christy Lee]

Watch out.

[Chick McGee]

Fresh bird for you.

[Christy Lee]

No, the bird's in the refrigerator. I did do that. I have bought that before my little vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, we were on the deep fried turkey thing before. Many years before Oprah.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because there was a guy here in town that would. It kind of turned us all onto it. But it is tricky if you're doing it. They always show the fire department doing one with where someone ignites their garage.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's not a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're going to do that, watch a couple of YouTube videos and be aware of when the turkey goes in that boiling oil, it's going to displace a lot of the oil. You don't want it to end up on the burner.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have all your shopping done?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, no. No, Today will be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's going to be crazy in the grocery store today.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fun.

[Christy Lee]

It's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Do you, like, knock carts out of the way and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You're a man. You're a madman. Have you ever gone into a grocery store and seen a cart? They. Oh, I need that. You just take the cart.

[Christy Lee]

You take the cart or something out of there?

[Chick McGee]

Nope. You take the whole cart?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've never done that. No, I did. At one time at a very large grocery store. There had been. They were out of strawberries, but there was a cart with nothing in it. But one thing of strawberries. And I did a couple of laps, came back, it was still there. I took the strawberries. I think someone had abandoned it. Had a Meyer.

[Chick McGee]

What's the difference between that and shoplifting?

[Tom Griswold]

I paid for. I paid. I paid for the strawberries.

[Christy Lee]

I paid for them.

[Chick McGee]

You stole them from the person who had them.

[Tom Griswold]

They weren't there. They had abandoned the cart. Clearly they'd been sitting there for 15 minutes. There was nothing else in the cart.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. Then you were. That was good.

[Chick McGee]

When you shop online, the little note is these car. These prices aren't locked in or whatever they say. And you have to.

[Tom Griswold]

I do my grocery shopping in person. I don't do it online.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too. Now. Do you go to more than one store? I have three. I have to go to three.

[Tom Griswold]

I have several memorized.

[Josh Arnold]

I have two today.

[Christy Lee]

Two.

[Josh Arnold]

I went to one yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. You're cooking at your house, right?

[Reno Collier]

Uh huh.

[Chick McGee]

The whole deal.

[Christy Lee]

Could you find any fresh sage? I'm looking for fresh sage.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know, I didn't look.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm having a struggle.

[Chick McGee]

Stuffing sage.

[Christy Lee]

Use it for the stuffing and on the turkey. Really chop it up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that sounds interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Put sage in your dressing.

[Chick McGee]

Not on my turkey.

[Christy Lee]

Fresh sage, rosemary and thyme.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, whatever the restaurant's serving, that's what I hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Now let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

I'm 10. I have Thanksgiving in a restaurant, 10 of people.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

I'm in 10. Yeah, yeah. That's the numbers I saw.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've done that on occasion.

[Christy Lee]

And this I would. I would not be opposed to that.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely not. It's the best.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to clean up. You don't have to. Yeah, you don't have to stress about all this shopping today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everybody. Everybody's going to be happy. More or less.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Get what they want.

[Tom Griswold]

Limited. Limited time frame.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Beach at the restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? You're free. I understand.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a couple of offers on the table.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Mine still stands.

[Pat Godwin]

That's one of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Do I have all your lamps tied down?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have a lot of lamps in my house. Overhead lighting?

[Chick McGee]

No lamps.

[Christy Lee]

I have a few. Not very many over can lights.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was an incident many, many.

[Pat Godwin]

Years ago when Jimmy was five.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's not the story. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's put a 10 year. Okay. Well, we hope you're having a good plan for your Thanksgiving coming up. We have a lot of interesting things going on in the world we're going to be covering today, including interesting regional terms used around Thanksgiving. I've never heard of a couple of these.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're regional. You have you lived in every region?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the Pacific Northwest. Gooselum, anybody?

[Chick McGee]

Goeslam guns. I don't want to even guess what that is.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

G O O Z L U M A regional term for gravy.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But in Nebraska it means syrup.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

The pulley bone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that wishbone?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Southern term for the turkey. Wishbone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Pulled apart for good luck.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. Mommy used to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We used to have to wait days.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because you'd have to dry it out. Did you guys fight over who got to make the wish?

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda. And then we would give up on it because my mom would wait a week or whatever and then all of a sudden she'd go, oh, does anybody want to do this? And whoever was there would.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the moment's kind of over.

[Chick McGee]

Does anybody want to do this?

[Tom Griswold]

Now this one is. I. I've heard this one. Funeral potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a cheesy potato casserole, especially common in parts of the west, named because it's often served at post funeral gatherings.

[Christy Lee]

So good.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard funeral coffee. I've never heard funeral potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

What did you know?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a terrible name for it. I agree. You know, Well, I got. I can't wait for Aunt Flo to drop dead so we can get those delicious potatoes from Aunt Marg. She only makes them at the. For the post wake celebration.

[Chick McGee]

Now are these actual sisters of your father or mother or were they a Marg? Marg short for Margaret?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. Peggy. Huh? Just Marg.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How is Peggy short for Margaret?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's always been.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So gooselum is the one I. Derby pie. That's one I've heard of. Of course. Kentucky dessert pie. Pecans, chocolate chips and bourbon. And chess pie. Anybody?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Kind of the same thing, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Southern. Yeah. Cornmeal, flour, sugar, eggs, butter, and I'm not exactly sure where they. Is that the one where they put the crisscross. Crisscross crust on?

[Christy Lee]

No, Crisscross crust can be on anything. Lattice.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Lattice crust.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Could you go over that dessert. That recipe again? I'M copying that down.

[Christy Lee]

The Chess pie.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Two eggs? What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

I can give you the whole recipe. Sugar, eggs, butter, flour, cornmeal.

[Chick McGee]

You started it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just reading. I'm just reading the definition.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Wait, what do you got?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you're reading to us. That's the only point we're making. You know what I got, like my stepfather.

[Chick McGee]

I got the. I got. I got holidays going on is what I got. I changed my profile picture on my Instagram yesterday, and I think you'll enjoy this very much. It's the Christmas season. It's young Chick McGee, man about town. There he is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

The perfect photograph. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. A little drowsy.

[Tom Griswold]

How old are you there?

[Josh Arnold]

10?

[Chick McGee]

9 or 10.

[Pat Godwin]

You're adorable.

[Chick McGee]

My grandmother had just made me Thanksgiving birthday dinner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, looks like you still. Still got a roll there. Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I love the roll and the. And the butter. How about. Look at that milk. Look at that. Real milk. Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a charming little fellow.

[Chick McGee]

And then just. Just enough fat on those bones to make him want to pinch his cheeks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you.

[Chick McGee]

You poor bastard. The hammer is coming down. And it's going to keep coming down for about five or six more years. But you hang in there, buddy.

[Pat Godwin]

You'll get through it, little buddy.

[Chick McGee]

You'll get there, buddy. You are a good boy. Okay. Despite what she said.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's just move forward here. What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, that's a great idea. We had a Monday Night football game. Christian McCaffrey, a big night against his former team. San Francisco WINS Last night, 20 to 9, and not a score gummy. But I don't Remember ever reading 20 to 9 before the 49s win last night, Josh. Okay, way to go, 49. Also, we had extracurriculars on the field last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like streakers?

[Chick McGee]

Someone might have gotten punched in the Bulls.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He took exception to it, too. If you got kicked. Punched in the. But would you want to fight the guy who did it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it depends. How quick can you get up?

[Chick McGee]

Boy? That's. That's. That's the question.

[Tom Griswold]

You go down in your Man.

[Chick McGee]

What. What is it that makes you want to vomit at the same time? It. It's all those feelings, and then you.

[Tom Griswold]

Just boo, I'm down.

[Chick McGee]

Man, oh, man. You ever get kicked in the balls, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything that happens at your body going, don't let that happen anymore. That you need to reproduce at some point.

[Chick McGee]

Stop that.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going down.

[Christy Lee]

Has it been done on purpose or was it an accident?

[Josh Arnold]

Both.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, haven't. Hasn't a Major League baseball catcher been hit?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

In the balls with a fastball.

[Josh Arnold]

Shady Molina's testicle exploded.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's only got one now. Molina means one ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that interesting? Coming up, we have a fascinating disease in that area that has come to make the psychic.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I feel like.

[Chick McGee]

Continues something I'd never heard of.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen.

[Christy Lee]

No, yeah, you. Yeah, it's me about it this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a disease you've heard of and a place you've heard of the. What is it? What do you call it? The Venn diagram. I never thought this would meet this, but as a result.

[Chick McGee]

So what is it? Trench mouth and.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it gets worse. There's. What is that word? Neck? Necropsy. What is it? Yeah, yeah, I know you pronounce that, but I read it.

[Josh Arnold]

You did it, right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Part of your body dies.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, it's not the part you want. Diet. Let me tell you. Well, we'll get to that coming up. Plus, we have a couple of world records. We have romance in the news. Something interesting. If you're. I read somewhere that this is going to be one of the most heavily traveled weekends ever, especially in the world of flying.

[Christy Lee]

Today's must be the flying day.

[Tom Griswold]

A list of some of the stuff you can take through tsa, including certain food items. And you can take gravy through tsa.

[Josh Arnold]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

But there. There are some. There are some rules. You can take all kinds of oddball things through tsa, including bowling balls.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Last time I was at an airport on Thanksgiving, we're standing in line and it's like, out the air. It's a huge long line. This guy behind me, there's a. It was someone from the airport. Not an airline, but someone from the airport walking along, you know, can I do anything to help anybody? Anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

Anything?

[Chick McGee]

And this guy behind me goes, why is this line so long? And the guy from the airport goes, Day before Thanksgiving. Yeah. And it was just the best. And I don't know why the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Was so mad and he whipped out a bowling ball. I take him in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You would think a bowling ball could be used as a weapon.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Well, there's a famous case where it was. But.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'm surprised by that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'll tell you what. Interestingly enough, and I know you think I'm making this up, you Cannot take a bowling pin on an airplane.

[Christy Lee]

But you can take the ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I'm totally serious. I've got the official TSA rules in front of me. Because obviously a bowling pin much easier to use as a weapon.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Because you have some leverage, I guess. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't bowling balls as weapons primarily in cartoons, things like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. There's a famous bowling ball murder.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that'll kill. Yeah. You hit him, right?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't.

[Josh Arnold]

There will be blood.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't, you don't remember, but you met the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that was a pin.

[Tom Griswold]

You met the person.

[Reno Collier]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, somebody. I'll tell you.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody killed somebody with a bowling ball and I met him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to know who that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Your hint is softball.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, women's softball.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, those people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, but those, they, they, they ran the gamut as far as.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you met the bowling ball murderer.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

And that person was in prison. Can we say that? Yeah, like they were walking free.

[Tom Griswold]

But if. The more you read about it, the more the guy.

[Chick McGee]

But I say if a bowling ball murderer can't walk free, I, I don't want to be right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now. Right now we want to remind you a great gift giving time. Of course. And one of the great gifts would be those Raycon earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

Think of you sitting at the Thanksgiving table with your Raycon earbuds in. Just listening to music, enjoying your meal as.

[Tom Griswold]

Other people's lips move.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. This portion of the Bob and Tom show, of course, sponsored by Raycon. A great gift. We got a lot of good gift ideas for you coming up, including that great aura frame over there. God, I love that thing. We've got all these rotating pictures. Just a handsome picture of Chick Magee right there. Oh, yeah, just had a nice picture of Josh, this one with Josh with the big, bushy, bushy beard. Speaking of beards, Jeff Oskay's got something special coming up for us today. We're also going to talk with comedian Kostakiakanamopoulos, and we haven't heard from him in a long time. Reno Collier will be our guest a little bit later today. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kevin Harlan]

Kevin Harlan here. This Black Friday prime is taking over with an incredible day of live sports. Black Friday football is at the center of it all with the Chicago Bears taking on the Philadelphia Eagles at 3 Eastern. Immediately after that, it's an exciting Emirates NBA cup doubleheader. The Bucs will take on the Knicks at 7pm Then the Mavericks will be in LA against the Lakers at 10. It's the final night of knockout rounds as teams vie for a spot in the quarterfinals. And the whole day starts on the Lynx with the Capital One Skins Game as four elite PGA golfers face off with $4 million on the line. Black Friday game day tees off with a Capital One skins game at 9am Eastern. Then it's Black Friday football with the Bears and Eagles at three. And it all culminates with the doubleheader of NBA basketball, the Emirates cup action featuring the Bucks at Knicks at 7 and the Mavs at the Lakers at 10. And it's all only on Prime.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm busy over here.

[Chick McGee]

Busy, busy getting to do. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, got that song coming. The Thanksgiving Day song coming Thanksgiving Day. Turkey, turkey, turkey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Reno Collier]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick Magee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Distract yourself for just one second, Chick. So you don't have to hear this. Okay, we have some letters to get to. Oh, I guess we have to do.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I'M a big fan. Love my sleep number. Bed. This first letter involves the Beatles. And I know that you get very upset about this. Did you see the article I sent you yesterday? I did.

[Pat Godwin]

I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're Rolling Stone.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They picked up their dry cleaning on.

[Tom Griswold]

This day.

[Pat Godwin]

Selling the old bags they have.

[Tom Griswold]

They've remastered and cleaned up the great Cynthia Anthology.

[Chick McGee]

Is that too much starch?

[Tom Griswold]

What is the. What is the title of the show? I forget.

[Pat Godwin]

Anthology.

[Tom Griswold]

Anthology. Yeah, the Beatles Anthology.

[Chick McGee]

Again with this.

[Tom Griswold]

Rebroadcasting it, but we have a letter. Dear Bob and Tom show. I know Pat and Tom will enjoy this. John Lennon was the best man at the wedding of Peter Boyle.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know that. Peter Boyle, of course, famous for many things. Everybody Loves Raymond. Young Frankenstein. He plays the monster. That's kind of an interesting, weird trivia fact. Yeah, Joe, I remember that. The construction worker. Yeah, a little bit of a Beatles.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know how they knew each.

[Pat Godwin]

Other from the partying days of la?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Peter Boyle was quite the partier, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess I just saw sober for a while. The Everybody Loves Raymond is having their big reunion show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And our good friend Brad Garrett, of course, was brilliant in that. He's so good in that show.

[Chick McGee]

They're.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to be visiting, revisiting some of the old episodes and talking.

[Kevin Harlan]

Oh, cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was on last night. It was fun. I watched a little bit of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, has it already happened? Oh, last night I missed it. Oh, darn it. Okay, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Hunt, you can catch it, honey. You can.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be.

[Chick McGee]

It's all streaming. Still streaming.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it's out there. Okay. You got a letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

I do. Dear Bob and Tom show still taking applications for people who want to use Josh's bidet is the question. I could come down, bring some wings and a couple of grinders. We can drink some Bush Lights and watch the Blues. St. Louis Blues.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Afterwards, I'll just use the bidet and go home. Oh, that's from Al in Kalamazoo.

[Tom Griswold]

It's quite an offer, judge. Now is he gonna be able to. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry you had to.

[Tom Griswold]

It's right there.

[Chick McGee]

Now, were you here?

[Tom Griswold]

He must, he must hear that all the time.

[Chick McGee]

When I put the. We put the invitation out for people to come and use your bidet, were you here?

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't here, so. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I didn't know about this either.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why people have been knocking them out.

[Chick McGee]

We probably should have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you've got a guy kind of getting on one foot and the other kind of jumping around because you got to time it just right, I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you don't want to. You don't want to be the guy that has to use the. The facility for any serious action at any kind of Thanksgiving gathering.

[Chick McGee]

There's a certain, certain amount of control that you have for that situation. But it, there's a point of staging has begun. You have to go ahead now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to instruct guests how to use the bidet?

[Josh Arnold]

I suppose I would have.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a remote control on it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and it's pretty user friendly, but I guess I would still have to kinda.

[Christy Lee]

But it's up in your master bath, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, people don't go up there to use the bathroom if they're a guest.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, some of the ladies may wanna. Oh, well, probably the closest one to the killing block.

[Christy Lee]

I assume the killing lady friend knows how to use it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the bidet has a lady function as well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Go up an inch or two?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe not an inch.

[Tom Griswold]

How complicated is this thing?

[Josh Arnold]

It knows what it's doing. It's pretty incredible. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How much did this thing cost?

[Josh Arnold]

It was, I want to say like 200 bucks or something.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't anything nuts for what it is. It's amazingly affordable.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Did you put it on yourself or did you have to have a plumber do it?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I started to and then I had a plumber come over looking at my. You know when you, when you have somebody come over, you decide to do something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And so that. And he was already looking at like a sink downstairs. And I went, hey, how much more for you just to do this? Because I. And he goes, I'll just do it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

It took him five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably a good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the electricity? Is it properly.

[Josh Arnold]

It's plugged into a 110, so yeah, it's just your.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, does it have a.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the whole gfi, honey, the whole bathroom is hooked up to the GF Ground fault circuit.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I tested all my houses.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything's around it.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to get a. Whatever. How much? What? Is it the. Is it the. The Ohms or the. The amps that kill you that hit your sack?

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll run this by Eddie. You don't want to have your sack hit the water. Suddenly there's the sound of flesh kind of sizzling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I need one of those alarms like they have on docks to let you know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that happened on Ozark.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've got a love letter for Pat Godwin. His recent show. They drove from Niles, Ohio, to see.

[Chick McGee]

You over the weekend and want their money back.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to hear. I want to hear Pat sing without the usual defense. Oh, I like being heckled.

[Chick McGee]

It's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

However, the people at the next table would not shut up, but Pat plowed through it and did a great job. A quote, hell of a show.

[Chick McGee]

Can I make a guess? Was it a bachelorette party?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Saturday night, second show, just a drunk table.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that why Steve Martin got out of stand up? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Saturday, second show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. You were enjoying the deviled eggs yesterday. Thank you to Cindy, my Kelly's mom. She made those delicious deviled eggs for us. And the nana cake, the coffee cake.

[Christy Lee]

Coffee cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you guys call it Nana cake?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. I mean, it's just sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm working on a diet where all you do is eat. Eat coffee cake and coffee and lose weight. I'll let you know.

[Chick McGee]

You tell Cindy I'll make her my nana. Yeah, I already expressed that.

[Christy Lee]

What were her thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

She was extraordinarily embarrassed.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right she was. She didn't say no, did she?

[Christy Lee]

Intrigued.

[Tom Griswold]

You were enjoying deviled eggs yesterday. I assume they were made with chicken eggs. Yes, they were. You can make them, though, with duck eggs.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

And according to Amber in Minnesota, they're grotesquely large. Once you have duck eggs, you'll throw the chicken eggs in the garbage. They're richer, creamier, delicious. Give it a try. We raise chickens and ducks so we always have a surplus of fresh eggs around here. Everyone is always afraid to try the duck eggs, but once they do, they're hooked. I'm gonna have to do this because I eat eggs for dinner probably four nights a week. That's all.

[Christy Lee]

Where do you find duck eggs?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm underneath a dog.

[Josh Arnold]

They're often there, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought I was Stupid.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

When was the last time you were at the store and they had duck eggs? Well, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Your store, probably Tom north is why we had the most exquisite duck.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the old Target? That's now an exotic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the International grocery Store.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they'll probably. But I'm gonna try this. I want to.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what it really is. It's like a. A Safeway, probably.

[Christy Lee]

No. Have you been in there?

[Josh Arnold]

No. It's great.

[Christy Lee]

It's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a. They have every. They probably have, like, alligator and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they have everything.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, white rhino horn. That's delicious.

[Chick McGee]

Just because they have it doesn't mean I have to buy it. I don't want rhino.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, maybe they don't have that, but it did cause us massive erection.

[Chick McGee]

That's why people buy. You can make deviled eggs out of ostrich eggs, too?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, of course you can, but I think that the duck egg's more reasonable.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Why is ostrich. You're singing the praises of a duck egg, but you discount an ostrich.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you go try to buy an ostrich egg? You have it back here by 10.

[Chick McGee]

We'll.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait.

[Josh Arnold]

This is.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, he challenged you. Oh, you're still on the clock.

[Christy Lee]

Let me Amazon that. See if they.

[Chick McGee]

I bet I get that DoorDash here in 20 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

This year I'm making Cadbury devil eggs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, now you're talking.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Got him.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I spit my fresh Starbucks all over my dashboard on the way to work. When McGee said blowy yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know why that hit so hard. I am.

[Pat Godwin]

It was the.

[Tom Griswold]

The placement of the blow. The. The. I believe it's the. The term is context. Let's not review.

[Chick McGee]

I hope you are still performing Tom is an alien segments. We all love them. If not, get on it too honking funny. That's Gunther in Cincinnati.

[Tom Griswold]

Gunter.

[Chick McGee]

G U N T E R. Gunther.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that name.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, It's a good name.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Dear Bob and Tom show, My husband and I love your show. He and I were talking about our dream home. I know you do this a lot, Christy. If I could. I still like to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though I just built a house.

[Christy Lee]

And I just moved. I'm always looking.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't get all my.

[Chick McGee]

You got to have some guy make plans up for the next house just to have them.

[Christy Lee]

I know you had a guy makeup.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we had a couple guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you mean Just so you can kind of look through them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. So if anybody. If you're not doing anything, you know, I was just going through these plans.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy, this guy. We're on the same page here. My husband. I were talking about our dream home, and he said, yeah, I want to make sure we have ceiling windows. I said, you mean a skylight?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, ceiling windows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I do. I love skylights, lights.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have any at the new place?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Yeah, I do. I do.

[Christy Lee]

Obviously, I have a skylight.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not always practice. If all of your bedrooms are upstairs, you don't want a skylight in a bedroom.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

As a general rule, how short of.

[Chick McGee]

A time do you have to be in a house? You don't know if you have a skylight or not.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have a skylight.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure?

[Pat Godwin]

I definitely don't. I live in the second.

[Christy Lee]

My old house had a skylight, but I don't have. You don't get to play.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Dream. That's dream house. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

How much would it take?

[Christy Lee]

Your dream house is a house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be a dream.

[Chick McGee]

To pay somebody to put your on the first floor, put a skylight, and.

[Josh Arnold]

Just to get them out.

[Chick McGee]

And what are you. What are we doing this weekend? Well, do it yourself, or I'm going to put a skylight here.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I am not joking when I said there was at one point a proposal there. You can actually get a glass floor.

[Chick McGee]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

You heard about this? Some people do. They'll have. They'll have a. A glass floor. And then above that, in the room above, they'll have a skylight. So there's always natural light. I want to put a big shaft in the middle of the house.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I remember you talking about that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was soundly defeated.

[Chick McGee]

But why is that? You were just talking about shaft.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here's something for Christy real quick. Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you can use a credit card now to buy a Coke.

[Josh Arnold]

This has been the alien who just.

[Chick McGee]

Discovered things here on Earth. There he is.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That wasn't always possible.

[Pat Godwin]

When we were in Wisconsin, it took us an hour to figure out how to use the credit card for a code.

[Chick McGee]

You're standing there at the vending machine. Son of a gun.

[Tom Griswold]

What do we read? A couple weeks ago, that something like fewer than 20% of transactions were done with cash now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's got to be. I bet as lower as 16.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, 16.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. So. But yeah, you couldn't buy a, a Coke with a credit card 10 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, you couldn't get merchandise of your favorite football team ever, either, when we were kids.

[Tom Griswold]

But not, I mean, okay, okay, I'm an alien. I had minute. Now.

[Chick McGee]

We had a cute.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a football game last night.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

Concluded week 12 of the NFL season. Once again, the 49ers.

[Chick McGee]

The 49s win last night 20 to 9 over the Carolina Panthers. One of the 49s got kicked in the balls last night. We'll talk about it. We'll have video of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I bring this up because that means week 13 will commence Thursday evening, actually Thursday day because one of the traditions that hasn't been lost giving the Detroit Lions in action, of course, Lions.

[Chick McGee]

And the Cowboys actually both in action on Thanksgiving Day. And then Thanksgiving night with the return of Joe Burrow at Baltimore against the Ravens. Bengals and Ravens. That's your night game. Chiefs and the Cowboys, 4:30 Eastern on Thanksgiving Day. How many billions of people are going to watch that game? But first off, packers and the Lions in Detroit.

[Tom Griswold]

And I bring this up because that means week 13. It's time for you to head to bobandtom.com contest. Make your picks. Just pick all the winners for week 13. See how you do. You don't have to go against the spread. And the prize, of course, is from Steven Singer Jewelers. Stephen singer. It's a $500e gift card and that'd be a nice Thanksgiving gift. I say maybe some earrings from Stephen Singer Jewelers. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by my buddy, Stephen Singer. He is of course, the source for real natural diamond stud earrings. Everybody knows gold and diamond prices way up. Steven's keeping them right where they are right now. Visit I hate stevensinger.com and you'll find out the. Just look over all the kind, all the kinds of cool stuff that he's got there. He has diamond studs available from a quarter carat all the way up to 10 carats total weight at the same perfect price as last year. Now that's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

And ladies love them. You cannot go wrong with diamond studs.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, Christy, help me here. They have the safety silicone back.

[Christy Lee]

Now that means they won't fall off your ear because you don't want to lose a beautiful diamond earring.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I hear silicone. I think boobs. They don't look like little boobs in your ears, ladies.

[Chick McGee]

Boobs on the brain, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Boobs on your ears. No That's a distraction and I'm sorry I did that. Let's go back to the offer from Stephen Singer Jewelers. 100%, no hassle, money back guarantee, of course, fast and free shipping. I'll say it again, free shipping. Nobody does that anymore. In fact, if you get your order in before 2:00 clock Eastern Time today, that'll go out today. That's how it works at Steven Singer jewelers. Go to ihatestevensinger.com that's I hate stephensinger.com Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Don't forget that great guarantee. And you can always upgrade. He'll give you the price you paid last year for those and you can get a new pair and go up in value and up in price and you'll get all your money for the first ones. You got it? Does that make sense? I tried my best. Okay, Coming up, we have more of your letters. We have a very wet wedding. It's a nice day for a wet wedding, movies in space, and a guy who's so bored he just starts exposing himself.

[Josh Arnold]

I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you do.

[Josh Arnold]

We've all been there.

[Tom Griswold]

If you'd like to, if you'd like to meet him, he's, he's currently in stir. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Kevin Harlan]

Kevin Harlan here. This Black Friday prime is taking over with an incredible day of live sports. Black Friday football is at the center of it all with the Chicago Bears taking on the Philadelphia Eagles at 3 Eastern. Immediately after that, it's an exciting Emirates NBA cup doubleheader. The Bucs will take on the Knicks at 7pm Then the Mavericks will be in LA against the Lakers at 10. It's the final night of knockout rounds as teams vie for a spot in the quarterfinals. And the whole day starts on the Lynx with the Capital One skins game as four elite PGA golfers face off with $4 million on the line. Black Friday game day tees off with the Capital One skins game at 9am Eastern. Then it's Black Friday football with the Bears and Eagles at three. And it all culminates with the double header of NBA basketball, the Emirates cup action featuring the Bucks at nicks at 7 and the Mavs at the Lakers at 10. And it's all only on Prime.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bomb and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the IH Stephen Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We're enjoying listener emails.

[Tom Griswold]

Real quick note here. Little Timmy Kavanaugh and the great Emo Phillips tonight at Comedy Off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky. Emo is in fine form. I certainly recommend the show. And Tim will be in support of Emojis on stage this evening for some fun. So once again, that's tonight only at Comedy off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky. Now we go back to the mailbag. Chick McGee, what have you got?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, at Tom Show, I can arrange for you to talk and maybe get him to give you a ride on his wiener boat. There's a wiener boat? He's a master at refinishing, detailing and paint correction of cars, trucks, boats and yes, even tractors. This is from a gentleman called Katz, K A T S. And this is a picture of him on Lake Erie. There.

[Christy Lee]

Boat.

[Chick McGee]

Ohio man builds hot dog boat and sets sail on Lake Erie.

[Tom Griswold]

That's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. It's gotta even got a little mustard on it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you have to go. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like about a 40 foot hot dog. I can't.

[Pat Godwin]

How does that bun not get soggy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a big boat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How did they do that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what boat they started with. You know, it's hard to tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it looks just like a giant hot dog. The photograph we have, it doesn't show if it's an outboard or an inboard or an. I. I don't know where the engine is, but. God, that's funny. Oh, well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

We could take a little spin, go out to the islands of Lake Erie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then put in bay where you put in. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe play some great stuff from one of our put in bay friends. Yes. Now I've got another letter over here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We have.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm the 15 year old whose dad lost our house because he spent so much money on your pop up shop.

[Reno Collier]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. He's kidding. Oh, well, I hope.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The sweatshirts aren't that expensive. Thanksgiving, we always have spaghetti fettuccine Alfredo and Mac and cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. Heavy on, heavy on the starch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is an unusual, very unusual combo. But we have. Mac and cheese is now an absolute staple.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

It would appear that that's now become a definite at the.

[Chick McGee]

And your contention is all that pasta Tastes differently regardless of what sauce is on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. No, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to get into this argument again. Remember the. Remember the guy that we.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That developed the pasta? That's the.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Very unusual shape.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't taste any different than spaghetti.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Wayne. Morning, peeps.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say Wang, Wayne. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

My first car was a 77 El Camino. It has a shelf at the bottom of the back window. I lined it with eight speakers. It was like a concert on wheels.

[Chick McGee]

The sound on that had to be glorious.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I would love to have another one to take me back to the old days. Yeah, Wayne, I'm with you.

[Chick McGee]

I had two home speakers in the back of my 68 Dodge Charger. Oh, yeah. One on each side of the window.

[Christy Lee]

How big were they? Like cabinet speakers?

[Chick McGee]

Bookshelf. Probably eight by.

[Tom Griswold]

You and I were around for the early 80s, the early days. The 80s is when the. In car stereo systems got a little ridiculous. Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there were shops. Remember, you'd go to the store and we.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a good friend of the show who. He had the trunk of a car.

[Chick McGee]

Miracles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the entire. And that's now become obviously a lot more common. But I mean, don't you. Don't you think to this day the best time to listen to music is in a car? You hear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oftentimes, Yeah, I agree.

[Christy Lee]

The only time I get to listen.

[Tom Griswold]

You hear all these stories about these great recording artists. They'll be working on a record and they'll say, hey, and they'll have it in. Back in the day, you'd put it on a cassette or then. Then maybe you burned a CD or now whatever, so they can hear it. What does it sound like when I'm driving in my car? That's part of the process of getting a good mix and getting that. Getting the sound that you're looking for. Patty G. Another love letter about your shows in Youngstown.

[Josh Arnold]

Bring it.

[Tom Griswold]

We were definitely not in a fugue state. What does this mean? Do you have any idea?

[Pat Godwin]

Some guy Bob was in the audience and he said that we. He was in a fugue state and I was a state of confusion. But it confused the audience.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it confused me nowhere. I thought it was perhaps heckling.

[Pat Godwin]

He was just having fun. But I thought he was saying something political at first.

[Chick McGee]

He was helping the show. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Adding to it.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to see Paul Thorne in Stoughton, the opera House, last Saturday night. He was amazing. Met him afterward, got a signed copy of his album. I heard him for the first time in the Bob and Tom show. Thanks for introducing me to his music.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Paul is great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I did a podcast with him last night. It'll be up December 1st. I'll let you know. Yeah. He was wonderful with. He was wonderful to talk with.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He's a terrific artist that he was in here. He's well known on this show for a couple things, including that song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That he doesn't want to be known for.

[Tom Griswold]

Great day to kick. Somebody says, well, I did. And then he was explaining he and his buddy wrote that on the way into the show one morning.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's become kind of his stairway to heaven. Just upon this show, certainly.

[Christy Lee]

Life is a vapor is as new.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

It's a wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Life is a vapor.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna ride it.

[Tom Griswold]

Very similar. Very, very similar. Coming up in sports, we'll find out what's going on in the world of the NFL. Don't forget Bob and Tom.com/contest. Get your entries in for what will be week 14 of the NFL three games on Thursday.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. 49. I got kicked in the balls last night. 49. 120 to 9 over Carolina.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We have an interesting report from the International Space Station that I think Josh will be interested in me off this story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it does?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not as much as the story about the guy getting you know what on his. You know where.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That was bad.

[Tom Griswold]

That's scary. Once again, we have a story that takes a disease familiar to many of you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a bodily organ familiar to most of you.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Half of it. Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Five of you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen a few.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, There we go. I. I don't want to get into this.

[Chick McGee]

You. So a few is now hundreds, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You've had. You've had encounters with one or two above 54.

[Christy Lee]

Four. I've been married four times.

[Josh Arnold]

We're talking testicles or penises. Because it's four. That's only two guys.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? That is a perfectly valid point.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It is a good way to get off the Stop.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Has anyone ever given the real number when asked about that? That. No, because the. The default settings. 5.

[Christy Lee]

First of all, I don't ask.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean? What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

How many. You know, you're starting a new relationship or whatever, and how many people have you slept with? It almost always gets back to that question.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your Goldilocks zone right there. Five.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Five is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Not Too much, not too little.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that for both men and women?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I would say. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think in our culture, the men, the men would go higher in terms of what they would say. Well, men aren't necessarily the truth.

[Chick McGee]

Men aren't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean because they're bragging.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, it depends who they're talking to. Are they talking to their buddies or are they talking to the.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm only interested in repeat numbers. I want to know how many you've been with who came back for more.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Your job isn't just to sell a car.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

To. To many people once. It's to sell a car to one man 10 times through his lifetime.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I asked Will Chamberlain take care of him.

[Christy Lee]

That's a very interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember when we interviewed Wilt Chamberlain and he had just come out with that book saying he'd slept with whatever it was, 20,000 women. And I asked him if he ever slept with any of them more than once? I don't think he found that very amusing. Nor did anybody else. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

November is heating up for U.S. soccer.

[Josh Arnold]

United States need to be a little more nasty.

[Chick McGee]

Make international friendly for the men.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Callum, that was nasty. And a Black Friday friendly for the women.

[Chick McGee]

Expectations have always been here for this team.

[Josh Arnold]

We understand that.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood One sports app. And for behind the scenes stories, catch the U.S. soccer Podcast. Boy, do we have an episode for you. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin, Chick Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize picks sports desk. And there's Tom. You having a Java House, Tom? Is that what you're.

[Tom Griswold]

As a matter of fact, a little bit of tea for me this morning. Now we'll be talking about Java House coming up, the official coffee, tea, beverage, etc. Etc. Etc.

[Christy Lee]

Go to Java House dot com. Get 25 off your first order with promo code Bob and Tom Java House.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be telling you about it in just a minute. I'm just sipping on some tea over here, getting ready for a Sports broadcast from Chick McGee. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, at Top show this past weekend, my wife and I went out to dinner with our daughter's family.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

You are the daughter's family.

[Chick McGee]

This past weekend, my wife and I went out to dinner with our daughters.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Daughter, husband, kids.

[Chick McGee]

At one point in the conversation, my wife asked our grandson who the best Eagles player was. He, of course, said, say, Quan Barkley. I immediately said Quan Barkley.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to say Don Henley.

[Chick McGee]

So he thought I misunderstood him and corrected me. Say Quan Barkley. And I again said Quan Barkley. After he. After this went on about four times, my daughter gave me the WTF look. Morning, Mark. We were saved when after the sixth correction, the witness brought out the food. The waitress brought out the food, not the witness. The conversation quickly forgotten. Mike in Charleston, South Carolina.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you, Mike. That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

And he didn't even explain.

[Chick McGee]

No. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. Well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Oh, easing into the Christmas season, I have one of the popular audio streams playing about an hour a day. What now might be considered Christmas classics this time of year. I like Bing and Dean and Perry Como.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, the standards.

[Chick McGee]

After one of the artists songs, I realized that, Chick, you and I may have something in common in a way. My mother, raised in the south and long passed away, used to love Johnny Mathis until she saw him on a Christmas special on television. Much like my Charlie Pride story with my misunder.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid mother. Different mothers, different artists.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Mathis, though, was kind of hard to watch sing because he had that Aaron Neville sort of shaky jaw thing.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, we're in the presence of greatness.

[Christy Lee]

Johnny. Matt.

[Tom Griswold]

This year I was.

[Chick McGee]

How long you been sitting on that?

[Tom Griswold]

I was jamming to Johnny. I was listening to that. Probably that same station other day. Yeah, I love Christmas music and I gotta tell you, I've got a soft spot for Johnny Mathis, especially since a. A friend of the show has been touring with him off and on for 20 years. Yeah, and he says, Brad Upton. Brad Upton, comedian. He said, Johnny Mathis is a great guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

And I guess he's a really good golfer. He's. He's got to be what, 80?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Look.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The soundtrack to the Miracle Worker.

[Christy Lee]

Johnny Matus is 90.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he's still out there.

[Christy Lee]

Born in 1935.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at me.

[Josh Arnold]

Chances are I'm dead.

[Christy Lee]

He's. He. He does look a little. I mean, he's got Some gray hair at 90.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he's got any hair. It's a miracle.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, some. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What is you. Do you have any contemporary Christmas songs?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Bob Schneider has a great Christmas album out called Christmas Time.

[Tom Griswold]

Amy Grant's. Amy Grant's Christmas album is the greatest.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great album. Josh, do you have any Christmas Christmas classics you enjoy?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love all. Yeah, a lot of the standards. Some of the more modern stuff I would have to. I don't know. I mean, this is still 40 years old, but the Pogues.

[Pat Godwin]

Fairy tale New York.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that Christmas. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

The what? That's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Kevin Harlan]

You know, Johnny Math is.

[Josh Arnold]

He has to show me a video. He's.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got the gray up.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks like Riff Raff and Rocky.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Astounding.

[Chick McGee]

Has the. He's the. Has the consular ear. What do they call William.

[Tom Griswold]

William Concert. The lawyer. The comb over.

[Chick McGee]

And also the sideburns.

[Josh Arnold]

Huge sideburns.

[Chick McGee]

Huge sideburn.

[Tom Griswold]

When did he do that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I just pulled this up and it's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks rather insane, but I bet he sounds terrific. And that's a sharp suit. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That was a year ago.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he dressed as well.

[Josh Arnold]

And I like the Mariah Carey one, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I do, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Great melody.

[Tom Griswold]

The one that made me finally turn off the channel was Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer. I can't take.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you've had enough of that.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it's over. Yeah, I'm done with it. But. Yeah, I was listening to. Yeah, I love the classic Christmas. Yeah, but. Yeah, if you've never heard the Amy Grant, that first Christmas album. That is really good.

[Josh Arnold]

She does lovely stuff.

[Christy Lee]

She looks so beautiful. They did a really special thing with Vince Gill and the CMAs. I don't know if anybody saw that he wanted the Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement Award or whatever, and it was just so beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

We were interviewing Vince Gill and my first question was. Wasn't really?

[Chick McGee]

Because.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Vince, listen, it's great talking to you. By the way, tell your wife, Amy Grant, that her favorite. My favorite Christmas album, Mr. Christmas Album. Now back to you, Vince. Let's talk. Yeah, that's a. That's a classic. Now, Pat, are we going to get any Christmas songs out of you?

[Pat Godwin]

We're going to get some Thanksgiving. It's not Christmas yet.

[Chick McGee]

You have a hard and fast.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I would just.

[Chick McGee]

We can't do Christmas music until after Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So if you're keeping Score at home. That's Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get a Thanksgiving song out of Pat shortly.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's get back to the sports page. What have you got?

[Chick McGee]

The 49s last night and Christian McCaffrey. A big night. The Panthers traded them to San Francisco three years ago. Has it been three years? McCaffrey gained 142 yards from scrimmage last night. Scored a tutty to help San Francisco beat the Panthers 20 to nine on Monday night.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have that one?

[Chick McGee]

I did not. Oh, I had.

[Tom Griswold]

Go say tutty.

[Chick McGee]

Carolina. Plus the.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like the word tuddy?

[Tom Griswold]

It reminds me of Teddy Todd, the famous I like character from the show that was. He was the mascot of the sewage plant. Teddy the R had fallen off the.

[Chick McGee]

Sign 6 and 4.

[Tom Griswold]

For those that are listening to this show very carefully over the years, remember we had a. Briefly had a Teddy Tut T shirt. Remember once again, the rfl. Okay. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Was Teddy on it?

[Tom Griswold]

Could you.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a very unfortunate. A limited edition.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's when you're not going to find. At the secondhand store.

[Chick McGee]

Those. Are we. Tom and I went out to the sewage treatment plant and stood there and looked into the murky waters and just realized that he and I were in this together.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would we go into broadcast?

[Josh Arnold]

There's one not far from my house at all and Pat's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I've been.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the one you went to?

[Chick McGee]

That's the one we went to.

[Tom Griswold]

They do a nice. They do when they go. They do good work. It's very important.

[Chick McGee]

They do great job.

[Josh Arnold]

And on a clear, breezy day, I'm often reminded.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S an apartment complex. It's called Downwind.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You. You really want to live. You want to live to the west of that place. Downwind, if possible. Rarely do you get a breeze coming the wrong way.

[Chick McGee]

I. I will have you know, Tom Griswold, that Tom Brady used the term tutty during his broadcast.

[Tom Griswold]

All the more reason to use.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were Tom Brady apologist and a big fan of TB12.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure he's.

[Chick McGee]

Check.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you made up tutty. Is that a comment?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't make. No, I don't think. I don't think. I get sort of tired of some of the athletes going into broadcasting that. Do you think he's any good?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't. I don't think he'd be on if.

[Tom Griswold]

He weren't same reason Michael. Michael Jordan is a terrible broadcaster.

[Chick McGee]

And I guess he's just a jerk because everything I see him on, he acts like a jerk.

[Christy Lee]

Tom Brady.

[Chick McGee]

No, Jordan. Everything. Everything in his commercials. Look at this guy in his Hanes. And there's less than Hanes on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, here comes old wrinkle shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Geez, Michael. What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

You're Michael Jordan.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a girl here.

[Chick McGee]

Get off my back. Turn it down. Two, three. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

If you could bet on it, you'd be happy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And last night, during the Monday night game, guess what, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Kick you in a nut.

[Chick McGee]

San Francisco wide receiver Juwan Jennings responded to a cheap shot from Carolina safety Travon Morig by throwing a punch after the final whistle. I believe we have video of this. If you look closely, boom. Punched him. Right? And that is.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's as obvious as anything ever.

[Chick McGee]

It is purposeful. Right. There's no way I. That was an accident.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're only going for the nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did they.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they call a penalty?

[Chick McGee]

No. Then Jennings then walked over to Morig after the game and hit him in the helmet before giving him a shove. Jennings needed to be held back by coaching staff and other teammates left the field. San Francisco coach Shanahan, petulant child, called Mowering's actions a cheap shot and was glad that Jennings didn't have a bigger reaction and glad he's going to be okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good. Yeah, that's not a cool box.

[Christy Lee]

That was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

And we've talked to a number of NFL players and they typically do not wear cuffs or groin protection. It's a general rule.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it makes it worse.

[Christy Lee]

Their ability to move, I guess, spoils.

[Chick McGee]

The line bits of fashion day.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you wear one when you played football?

[Chick McGee]

I did not. All of my. All of my sexual organs, though, were internal at that point.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

If you punch a guy in the balls on in the NFL, is that considered going for two or.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

A certain team.

[Josh Arnold]

I should have yelled two, went for two.

[Chick McGee]

I caught a helmet in the ball. That was.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy, that. I bet your eyes watered.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. Awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now, as Christian mentioned, this portion of the Bob and Tom show sponsored by Java House, the official. Let's not just say the official coffee, because it's the official office beverage and beverages of the Bob and Tom show. Our break room is divided up by various segments. We have the hydrogen energy hydration, energy drinks. Excuse me. We have the tea, the coffee, the fancy coffee. I'm just drinking a very simple tea. Ah yes, Java House. They're peel and pour. Let me get one of these things. Here we go. They look kind of like a Keurig cup, but you don't need a machine for this, baby.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And if you're looking to have a cuppa, does anybody want to have a cuppa? A cuppa, yes. Maybe a spot of tea.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Arnold roided up and ready to go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You recall steroid that Josh had a little, just a touch of bronchitis. They put him on steroids and now.

[Josh Arnold]

He'S stomping around my body, not like.

[Chick McGee]

Steroids, looking for stuff to lift.

[Tom Griswold]

Need to be clear Because I. I thought at first you having a hemorrhoid issue.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Well, that just goes without saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Roided up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, piles for days.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Are you hungry? Are you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but everybody keeps asking me that. No matter if I'm on steroids or not. No. Oh, the no no. Because I guess that's one of the main things.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I've always heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not that hungry, but I just feel like I want to rip my skin off and pull my skeleton apart.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm anxious and I can't stand it. Anywho, I was on. I took my last one this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

I was on steroids for a week. And I felt good the first two days, and then it was like, all downhill from there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wild.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking about classic Christmas music and you mentioned Johnny Mathis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

90 years old now he is. But I was listening to some classic Christmas other day, and he. He of course shows up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of obscure trivia. Did you know that Johnny Mathis was once a champion high jumper?

[Chick McGee]

I think I knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

At San Francisco State High school. State champ. Johnny Mathis, I want to say, is something like 5, 7. He's not a tall man.

[Chick McGee]

Jumping Johnny Mathis.

[Tom Griswold]

He jumped more than way over six feet. I think he did. I forget the something like six. Six or six, seven. High jumping, which. And that was pre Fosberry flop. So that's a. That's quite. Quite a leap for a guy who's. So a rather unusual trivia, huh? Note.

[Christy Lee]

So how did they jump before it was called?

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes called the Western roll.

[Pat Godwin]

The Western roll.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd approach it. You'd approach the tie jump bar and you would go. Keep going forward. The Fosbury flop. You spin around and jump up and go back over your back. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Western rolls. You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Or the energy is carried through the job.

[Tom Griswold]

Developed by the great Dick Fosberry. Fortunately, they didn't call it the Dick flop. That sounds like a night after too much drinking.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't they call that in Texas hold' em? The Dick flop. They flopped the three cards.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably the same reason. Let's get back to the sports page. What have you got?

[Chick McGee]

NFL News. Minnesota Vikings have placed quarterback J.J. mcCarthy in the concussion protocol. Does he have a concussion? We don't know. Is he just bad and they're scared to put him back in? Probably. McCarthy first reported symptoms during the team's travel home in their 236 loss at Green Bay. Hey, guess what happened yesterday. Portland Trailblazers coach Chauncey Billups pleaded not guilty to charges he profited from a rigged poker game involving several mafia figures and another former NBA player. Chauncey, a Hall of Famer, I forgot about that. Was arraigned yesterday in federal court. Billups, arguably the most prominent name among more than 30 charged in last month's sprawling federal takedown of illegal gambling operations linked to professional sports. He previously appeared in an Oregon federal court when prosecutors announced the indictment on October 23rd. His attorney said at the time that Billups, a five time All Star member of the hall of Fame, was a man of dignity and integrity and denied the charges.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's not named, but there's some other charges on the way that refer to the guy as an NBA all star current coach. Yeah, yeah, there's, there's more coming for Chauncey. But that reminds me of something that a wise man I know named Josh Arnold said. He said, don't worry about the prosecutions. Some of the people involved in this, they're not going to be able to get to trial because they're going to be dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. This may, may all take care of itself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the, the mafia has a way. Or the mob.

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me. Thank you, judge and jury.

[Tom Griswold]

But this gives me an opportunity to play one of my favorite pieces because Chauncey Billup's famous for his work with the Detroit Pistons. Detroit Pistons, who are, by the way, what are they, like 12 and 2 right now they're doing. They're crazy good. They're doing great.

[Chick McGee]

Tied their streak for.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of my favorite songs of all times comes to us from little Timmy Kavanaugh. And it's a tribute to the Detroit Pistons. We can all sing along.

[Chick McGee]

The Detroit Pistons, former champs of basketball. I have so many souvenirs it's hard to list them all. I have piston pants, I have piston shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

I have piston beer mugs.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes people don't even notice. I have piston ashtrays, I have piston.

[Tom Griswold]

Shoes, I have piston basketball.

[Chick McGee]

When I dribble, they do too.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. And I think you can see little Timmy Kavanaugh. Maybe you can urge him to sing that song tonight since the Pistons are doing really well. He'll be in Lexington, Kentucky, at the famous comedy Off Broadway with the great Emo Phillips tonight only. Wow. They're gonna be doing some shows Friday through Sunday at the Lab in Zany's in Nashville, Tennessee. But tonight only in Lexington That'll be a killer show. Thank you very much, Tim. Back to you.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid. World record. Hello. A man from Wichita Falls, Texas, has been named the world's oldest bus driver.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

We talking school or.

[Chick McGee]

According to Guinness World Records, Mr. Raymond Hager earned the title at 94 years, 176 days old. According to reports, Raymond has been driving city buses in wichita Falls for 27 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Raymond.

[Chick McGee]

A passion he has held since he was a young boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you hear when people pull the cord? Hey, old man. Stop.

[Chick McGee]

Despite initially planning to retire at 95, he has decided to continue driving as long as he remains healthy.

[Josh Arnold]

I love driving. The autobusiness.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

And the driver on the bus goes, oh, my back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my back. Wichita Falls proclaimed Nov. 18 as Raymond Hager Day, recognizing his contributions and dedication over the past 27. I'll tell you what, that Rosa Parks. He looks Pretty good for 90.

[Christy Lee]

Great for 90.

[Pat Godwin]

He looks real good.

[Chick McGee]

94.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks like the happiest guy I've ever seen driving a bus. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Probably has his regulars. He's every day. Talks to him.

[Chick McGee]

Can I get a horn. A bus horn for my. For a car can.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that bus steering wheel. Just straight up, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's wrestling that steering wheel. Yeah. Damn right.

[Josh Arnold]

That is fun.

[Chick McGee]

I heard that bus drivers. City bus drivers. Check local listings. But I've heard the ones around here don't get meal or breaks or anything like that. So that's how every now and then you'll see a. A bus pulled over in front of a convenience store. They're running in to get a. A pop or a bag of chips.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you think they did?

[Chick McGee]

I. I thought they might have gotten a lunch break or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Surely they. They need a lunch break.

[Christy Lee]

Replace a driver. Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They just.

[Tom Griswold]

They drive back to headquarters.

[Chick McGee]

Headquarters. I don't know. I don't know what the deal is. The depot. Depot.

[Tom Griswold]

Beeper.

[Chick McGee]

Depot. No. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, congratulations, sir.

[Chick McGee]

And now another interesting is.

[Tom Griswold]

How old is he again? I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

94 days. 170. 94 years.

[Tom Griswold]

170 because his kids took his car keys away 16 years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's not allowed on the road. He's a menace.

[Josh Arnold]

But driving that bus for 94 years. That means the left blinker's been on for at least 17.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll kill you. I'll try.

[Chick McGee]

When I feel like it's a punk. Make jokes. At last. Rosa Parks got me in trouble one time and. Oh, my gosh, I just Wanted to try it. A world record. I can sink my teeth into. Stupid world record. The world's laziest man has been crowned.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

After winning China's bed rotting contest. 240 people took part in this unusual contest. It involves competitors lying motionless. I can do that for hours. To see who can be lazy for the longest amount of time.

[Christy Lee]

Time.

[Chick McGee]

Participants were given a mattress to lie on and were able to turn over, use their phones, read books, and order takeout food. Sounds like a full afternoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I mean, they call that. What does the social media call that? They call it bedrot or bedrotting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what they. But were prohibited from sitting up, leaving the mattress, or going to the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they couldn't pee your poop?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's where I think.

[Josh Arnold]

You think they did in the bed?

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd have to wear a diaper. How long did this guy go?

[Chick McGee]

He lied. What's his name? It doesn't give his name. Does it give his name?

[Tom Griswold]

He's too lazy to give it to him.

[Chick McGee]

The winner was able to lay down for 33 hours, 35 minutes, earning him prize money of $422.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

And the world's laziest man.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're thinking diaper.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you'd have to.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if it was allowed.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there's. And there's a photograph of. It looks. It looks like there's been a tornado and people are sleeping at the gym.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you would have a lot of people.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, can you go 33 hours without peeing?

[Christy Lee]

No, not if you're eating and drinking. I don't. I wouldn't think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way I pee every hour.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't go one movie at the theater without peeing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I never thought I would be that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to get up in the middle of a movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Typically.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

But, you know, they have an app for that. It's called Run P, I think, or something like that. You start Run tp You start the app when you see the credits. It gives you a specific instructions when to start it. And it'll.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll.

[Josh Arnold]

Doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Give you advice.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll tell you what.

[Chick McGee]

When to go pee.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll tell you what you're missing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's one person's opinion.

[Chick McGee]

You know, like Matthew McConaughey.

[Josh Arnold]

I really want to see.

[Chick McGee]

Matthew McConaughey is going to be wandering in a field. You can go take a piss.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So. So you're. You'd Rather just miss the scene in.

[Josh Arnold]

The movie, then open my phone and find out exactly when I should go now, because I never know. There are some movies I make it, I don't have to be, but I'll go. I go. You know, I like arty cinema. And oftentimes those are lengthier films.

[Pat Godwin]

The notes you don't Play.

[Josh Arnold]

It's your 230s, your two 40s.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, maybe sometimes. Certainly a lot of superfluous, unimportant scenes.

[Josh Arnold]

Your ghost. Lanthimos doesn't make a short film, Bill. What can I do?

[Chick McGee]

You know, Emma Stone begged Gorgos, can I make this movie with you?

[Christy Lee]

Did you see a Variety this morning that Scarlett Johansson's gonna do a remake? They're gonna do a remake of the Exorcist.

[Josh Arnold]

I did see that she was gonna star in the new one. Interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Will she play?

[Christy Lee]

She'd have to play the mom.

[Josh Arnold]

She's gonna play Max Von Sadow.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't she play the mom?

[Chick McGee]

Power. Christ compels you.

[Ed Septic]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not remaking it. It's gonna be part of that universe.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Universe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know? I did. Max. Fan. The power of Christ, composure.

[Pat Godwin]

That's dead on.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is post dental work.

[Chick McGee]

The power of Christ composure. Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Do it again.

[Chick McGee]

The power of Christ compels you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's somebody else.

[Josh Arnold]

Who is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Bullwinkle?

[Chick McGee]

It could be. It also might be Walter. Matthew. There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it is. Throw the spaghetti.

[Josh Arnold]

I love to see. And maybe with AI, we can do this. Rocky and Bullwinkle as Father Carious. Yeah, Father Caris and Max Fonsenhau. I forget his name. I would think that in front of Reagan on the bed this time for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be concerned. I would be concerned that the CGI would ruin it.

[Josh Arnold]

What, a new Exorcist?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they can stick to practical effects.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think the.

[Josh Arnold]

They can.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I would just. I think they would be the guy doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Mike Flanagan's really. It's in good hands now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I'm. I'm digging for this article about this. They don't name this guy that won the competition.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I said.

[Christy Lee]

Does it?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Said the lady who most likely would.

[Christy Lee]

What's his name? Where's his china?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think it matters that, oh, you feel he's a lesser human being?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't say that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I certainly, I do, but.

[Christy Lee]

The point is Even if we had his name, we wouldn't be able to pronounce it properly, so he had to.

[Tom Griswold]

Be wearing an adult diaper.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute here, I've got his name.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Be careful.

[Christy Lee]

Careful.

[Chick McGee]

It's ooh E. Ooh, bing bang.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's the laziest man.

[Tom Griswold]

It says he may have been wearing a diaper.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's. Let's see. What fun can we have here with what his name would be?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, IP Pee in poop.

[Josh Arnold]

Poo in lap.

[Tom Griswold]

Poo Poo in trowel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Josh. There's the explanation. Bed rotting is a TikTok self care trend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sees followers stay in bed for as long as a full day or an entire weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Self care. That's what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not depression.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Supporters say it occurred to someone to get a crucial catch up on sleep and valuable time for rush.

[Chick McGee]

I might catch it.

[Christy Lee]

What's the longest you stayed in bed?

[Josh Arnold]

Not sick, like we're just talking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Just stayed in bed. You ever stayed in bed all day?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, when I was in my 20s, I'm sure I slept.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the melatonin that was in your system? 16 hours.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the real question is during that. If only you could have had a timer. When you finally get up to pee and after a while you're going, this is still going on.

[Josh Arnold]

There are some that are amazing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wonder what the world record for that is now. That'd be fascinating. Yeah. These people have to be wearing diapers.

[Christy Lee]

The world record for the longest pee.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd like to know.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think they have that?

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's.

[Tom Griswold]

They got everything.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's right around 90 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet it's more than well over five minutes. Well, that seems very.

[Chick McGee]

That's impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

I think some yogi, you know, one of these, One of these, you know, people that can do all that.

[Josh Arnold]

It would have to be 40% bladder.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy has an answer.

[Christy Lee]

I have an answer. The. This is. According to AI, the world record for the longest P is 508 seconds, approximately 8 1/2 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, that's nuts. I can't believe you. You were.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because my brother and I once were in Germany. We were enjoying some of the. The local beers and then we hopped on a bus and when, when we got. We, they. We drove for hours and we. We've never had to pee so bad. I mean, we hopped off the bus and ran to some pub But I had to have been peeing for three or four minutes. Man, it was. It was brutal.

[Josh Arnold]

I always assumed it feels like that, but if you actually timed it, it would be like 120.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I wonder if this guy was one of these yogi guys.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I could dig deeper. The longest distance was 2016. It was set at 19ft, 6 inches.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, 19ft. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Greatest instant speed. And there is a record for holding your urine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what do we got?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you only have the two hands. I mean, how much can you actually hold? You mean.

[Christy Lee]

What's that, 720 hours?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that just seems dangerous.

[Chick McGee]

That's a UTI waiting to happen.

[Christy Lee]

No joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy hell, your bladder can burst.

[Christy Lee]

It was a Florida man. Florida man. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay, well, all good to know. So you learned something on the show today. Thank you, Roger. Hey, take some time right now and go to bobandtom.com contest. Why? Because you could win that beautiful E gift card from Stephen Singer Jewelers. 500 bucks each week at stake. Week 13 begins with three games Thursday on Thanksgiving Day. You got plenty of time to get that done today. Just go to bobandtom.com contest. Just pick the winners. We'll have our winner from week 12 on the air with us tomorrow. Speaking of the NFL, our NFL correspondent, Kostaki Economopoulos will be joining us in about 20 minutes. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Yes, there's Josh Arnold, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, thank you, Chick. And right now you can save big on holiday favorites with Omaha steaks. Visit Omaha steaks.com for 50 off site wide and for an extra 35 off, use promo code BTS at checkout.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Some sad news in the world of music, the great Jimmy Cliff has passed away at the age of 81. Any of you guys ever see the movie the Harder They Come.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I liked it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think the one I saw is not the one you're talking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was gonna say.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

It can't be. Oh, I see. So there was some pornographic. Of course. How did I not know that? It was kind of a. It was sort of like one of those cult movies that would show at midnight.

[Josh Arnold]

For sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw it. One of those midnight showings on a Friday. And it was kind of about the emergence of reggae. And I think this is an argument you could get into. I think the first reggae hit was actually Johnny Nash. I can See clearly now. But I know that Jimmy Cliff did a version of that. He's probably best known for the Harder They Come maybe. But let me play a little bit of that one. This one he got. He. This is pre Bob Marley.

[Christy Lee]

I knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

Great voice. It's a. It's a kind of a cool movie. And he's.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He has to go underground. That he becomes his outlaw. But yeah, Bob Marley became the. In the mid-70s, Bob Marley would emerge as the big reggae guy.

[Christy Lee]

So when was this movie? In the 60s, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I think it came out. I want to say 72.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember. I remember seeing it long, long time ago. But anyway. Sad. Some sad news there from the world of. World of music. But it's time now for us to get into the pleasant world of sporting news. With chicken?

[Chick McGee]

No, we wrapped up with two world records. I was just looking up a Johnny Nash.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, you're stuck with me.

[Chick McGee]

Steer it up and remember, Steve. And I can see clearly now. I think it says here. Stir it up was May of 72. Stir it up and I can see clearly now June of 72.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That was a huge hit.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny Nash, I'm pretty sure, wrote that song. I'd have to do my homework, but I'm pretty sure he wrote that. And then Bob Marley really emerged with that live album. I want to say 75.

[Chick McGee]

Johnny Nash did.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I can see clearly.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great. And I. Jimmy Cliff did a version of that that was fairly popular also. Now we turn to Christy Lee at the News.

[Christy Lee]

Tuesday before Thanksgiving is the busiest travel day according to the folks in the know. And travel will be the busiest in 15 years. 52,000 flights set for today. That's a lot of flights.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of flights.

[Tom Griswold]

We take it for granted. That's miraculous that our culture. We can do that.

[Chick McGee]

And man, I'd hate to be flying this Week.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have my list of TSA?

[Christy Lee]

I do. 11 surprising things you don't know you could bring through TSA checkpoints mental floss compiled this list. Some of them are surprising and unusual. One includes live fish. Now, the TSA recommends that you transport your aquatic pal in a clear plastic container.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be great if you had a big. This efficient. Some bag? And then they. They do go put it through the X ray thing like in a cartoon. You see all the bones.

[Christy Lee]

Plants. You can apparently take plants through tsa.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be irritating.

[Christy Lee]

Not cannabis, though. Don't try that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Or just in general, that would be.

[Christy Lee]

What? To have somebody sit with a spider plant next to you on the plane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it would be really irritating.

[Josh Arnold]

Tickles my arm. Please.

[Chick McGee]

This is Phil. Philodendron.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right? Excuse me, stewardess. Can we open up the door?

[Christy Lee]

You can bring artificial skeleton bones.

[Tom Griswold]

Artificial skeleton bones.

[Christy Lee]

How do you know the difference taste.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfectly valid. I did not get the laugh at the surge.

[Josh Arnold]

So a skull. If you're practicing Hamlet, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

You can bring pizza. Well, that seems normal.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, yeah, I think people bring pizza.

[Chick McGee]

I was on an incredible role with flights and people bringing on the most onion festoon. Andre you've ever. Yeah, that's got to stop filling up the cocktail.

[Josh Arnold]

So in this case, you go to Chicago, you get what? You know, Gino's east or whatever you.

[Christy Lee]

Want to take hold of the whole pie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, take hold.

[Christy Lee]

You can bring sport balls on sport balls.

[Pat Godwin]

What non athlete man wrote that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, how come?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but what's interesting about this is you can bring a bowling ball.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, but no bowling pin.

[Tom Griswold]

And does it say why?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, because the bowling pin could be used for bludgeoning.

[Josh Arnold]

Who travels with a bowling pin anyway?

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you. Now you know you can't, but you.

[Christy Lee]

Can with your ball.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, for example, I have a couple of signed bowling pins.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very odd.

[Tom Griswold]

And I mean by whom.

[Chick McGee]

You're the weirdest guy I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Peyton Manning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Because he did the bowling.

[Tom Griswold]

He did a bowling. He did a nice charity bowling tour. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course you can say no sometimes when people ask you to sign.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you did a great job, raised money for a great cause.

[Josh Arnold]

He never cared for you.

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Tom Griswold]

How many things you can bring on airplanes, planes, lightsabers. Now that's assuming that they don't actually work. Yes, again, this list was written by a nerd. Wasn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Balloons? As long as they're not inflated.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. What if they're up your ass full.

[Josh Arnold]

Of heroin as well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Musical instruments, which we. Of course. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, tell us about. How do you get a guitar on a plane?

[Pat Godwin]

You tell them that you have a. You have the. You have the. The rules with you. You print them out ahead of time and you say that they have to accommodate you. If they can accommodate you, you and you. You're very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they can turn you down.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you get it on very often?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm very not. Yes, 80%.

[Tom Griswold]

And if they don't, do you have a travel case that will go.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it'll just go under. You just travel with a good case.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen you be exceedingly kind to.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And they will let you use it.

[Josh Arnold]

And they were always kind back.

[Tom Griswold]

They are, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Using the luggage rack. Their particular.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say. Can't they put it in the one where they hide. Yes, the first class.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a guy, Jackson tickets on this show. Sadly, he's gone. He was a very funny comedian. I really liked him. Glenn Super. Remember Glenn? And he had. He. He had a bunch of ads.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick is shaking his head.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick hates everyone.

[Chick McGee]

That's not true. Just people that you think are hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Glenn super had a really funny gag. He was Mr. Bullhorn.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Bullhorn.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I'll let his resume speak for himself. I won't add anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, are you familiar with this person?

[Chick McGee]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I am, yeah.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah. What.

[Josh Arnold]

When was.

[Tom Griswold]

He was very funny. Attention, ladies. I'm over here.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he have any.

[Chick McGee]

His big. I believe his big joke was. This really comes in handy at the salad bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was funny. But no, he had a good act. And he. But he was a guitar comic.

[Chick McGee]

He had a good act.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a guitar comic. And he had a guitar that hinged right where the neck would meet the body of the guitar. And he could. You obviously, loosen the strings and it would fold.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And he could carry it on. It was really cool. It was an electric guitar that had a hinge in it. And I don't know if that was ever manufactured.

[Chick McGee]

That's what the comedian was known for.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm just saying it's as a side note. This would be of interest to someone who had any sensibility, but clearly to a philistine such as yourself, who apparently disliked the poor man who had a sad death.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy had to travel with a guitar and a megaphone and.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't he have little tiny megaphone keychains, Pat? Didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he sold some merchant to Make a living. He's a nice guy.

[Christy Lee]

Other things you can bring through TSA if you're flying this holiday week. Antlers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. You can't keystroke those.

[Christy Lee]

I would think an antler could be used as a.

[Chick McGee]

For puppy dogs. Right? Antlers.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy's absolutely, absolutely right.

[Christy Lee]

They're dangerous.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got some antlers at my house.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You could. Those can put an eye out.

[Chick McGee]

You can get stabby with an antler.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Here's something that I didn't think I would see. Robot vacuums.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again. Once again, your critique of the Roomba.

[Christy Lee]

Josh.

[Ed Septic]

Oh, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Ran over two Cheerios and a little dog hair. It's clogged.

[Tom Griswold]

It's full.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think is Roomba the only robot? There's got to be somebody else trying to make a robot vacuum.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Roomba's the Kleenex of robots. Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We have Thanksgiving leftovers, which is important. And then, of course, if you're gonna travel with those, like cranberry sauce and gravy, apparently you have to use the 311 liquids rule. What is the 311 liquids?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I looked 3 ounces.

[Chick McGee]

No, 4 ounces.

[Tom Griswold]

3.3.4 ounces of liquid. And they must be in a container no larger than 3.4 ounces. That's 100 milliliters in a clear plastic bag. One is a one quart size bag. All liquid containers must fit in one clear quartz.

[Chick McGee]

All of those Travel sizes are 3.4 ounces.

[Tom Griswold]

And then lastly, one is one bag per passenger. So each passenger has one one quart bag that can have.

[Josh Arnold]

Seems reasonable.

[Tom Griswold]

Three, 3.4 ounce things in it. Got it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I guess. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That's complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, did you remember comedian Glenn Super? That Tom was just.

[Christy Lee]

I did remember Glenn Super. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently he was on a few episodes of Madam's Place.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Do you believe Madam Flowers? Wasn't it one of his.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I'll tell you something.

[Josh Arnold]

That hideous puppet.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, let me just say something.

[Chick McGee]

Madam was hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I loved Madam, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Waylon Flowers was in here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he totally got who he was. Yeah, he was funny off the air. He was hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I get it. And I liked Madam, but hideous looking.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I love the gag where he doesn't even attempt to not move his lips. And the puppets. Very much a puppet. It's still. He. He's one of those guys, you think, oh, he was probably bad. He was great in the air, and he was really funny off the air and totally Got where he was coming from.

[Christy Lee]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

If I'm making sense, he knew how he was and how we perceived him, et cetera, et cetera. Well, enough of lofty talk about great comedians like lofty talk. Coming up, comedian Castakia Khanmopoulos, another great comedian.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for the warning.

[Tom Griswold]

We come to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It never stops. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can always also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. Download the Prize Picks app and use the code Tom and get $50 bonus credit instantly in lineups when you play. Five dollars must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. This has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Chick McGee, I believe we have Kaki Economopoulos joining us from Los Angeles, California. There he is. He's our NFL correspondent. Hello, Kaki. How are you, sir?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm good. When I. When I was in my 20s, I went to see George Carlin at the campus of Georgia Tech and the opening act was Mr. Bullhorn.

[Tom Griswold]

You're just talking about Glenn.

[Josh Arnold]

Super.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And even then I remember thinking, is he gonna do Bullhorn jokes the whole time? Yep, he did the whole set.

[Tom Griswold]

But he also had a couple of good songs. We were talking about Glenn a few minutes ago. I want to open up. We were talking about a great Christmas music earlier, Kostaki and I mentioned that I was listening to a Johnny Mathis song that I quite enjoyed and I did a little bit of homework. This is fascinating. Johnny Mathis was 5 foot 7. He once beat.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Kostaki. Get comfortable. By the way, just listen.

[Tom Griswold]

Get ready, Chick. You're gonna love this because this involves your favorite athlete of all time, future NBA legend. All seven feet of him, Bill Russell.

[Chick McGee]

Love, Russ.

[Tom Griswold]

Bill Russell was defeated by 5 foot 7 Johnny Mathis in a high jump competition at Stan at San Francisco State University. Johnny Mathis jumped 6ft 5 and a half inches in 1955.

[Pat Godwin]

That is crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very high height.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's a crazy stat.

[Christy Lee]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

And the fact that he would beat the. The Bill Russell is just right.

[Christy Lee]

He could, like, walk over it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Feet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing. Anyway, let's see, that's. We've covered the nb covered Christmas music. Oh, yeah. You're the NFL guy. Kostaki, what's going on in the NFL that you find interesting this week?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Well, Jameis Winston is a national treasure.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he is. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's so fun. He slings it all over.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hear me out. He should be the league's all time backup quarterback.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Your quarterback goes down, you call New York, they send Jameis to your city.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He gives a colorful press conference and insane pregame speech, and win or lose, he leads your team in a high scoring, entertaining affair.

[Josh Arnold]

He's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's awesome. He's so much fun.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's a character. And he as. As Scott Van Pelt so perfectly said, Jameis keeps both teams in the game.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And. And if he's busy, Joe Flacco. Right. You get a list of these guys that just come to your town and they fill in if you need them.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very convenient and they're very well paid.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right. It should be. I mean, there's only, I don't know, Chick, how many good backup quarterbacks are there?

[Chick McGee]

5, 32 teams. I'd say maybe a little higher than that, but not much. Yeah, seven, maybe six or seven. Maybe. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It also took. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking to a guy that's kind of plugged into the NFL and he was saying every team, they have a lot of phone numbers on standby.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they know. Okay. Suddenly you need a punter. Boom, they got a list of five guys or whatever. So they. Because these things do happen. And of course, a lot of guys come up from the practice squad, which is kind of cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, there's. I mean, it's. It's a constant churning machine with injuries.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom loves the term taxi squad, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The term. Yeah, the. The taxi squad, I believe, was famously developed by the Cleveland Browns back in the 50s.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a long. I won't. I know, Christy. I don't want to get into it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, it's just some fantasy teams use taxi squads. Yeah, they're the developmental players that aren't. You're not going to play this year, but you have them on another category on your team.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, Kasaki, are you. Are you working at all anytime soon?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I'm telling some jokes in mid December, I think. December 11, 1213. I'm doing Cincinnati.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, which club?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Comet. It's a cool independent little band bar that does comedy all the time. Your son just worked there. If I'm not mistaken. Willie just did the Comet. Then I'm doing Jasper, Indiana and Muhammad, Illinois. And I'll be playing poker in Cincinnati at Ruggles.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice. And you can come play with you Come find me.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I'll be there. Oh, by the way, Josh, last week you asked me who the good one of you guys asked me who the good comedian poker players are and somebody emailed me. Gabe Kaplan.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, we said comedians.

[Josh Arnold]

Comedians.

[Tom Griswold]

Gabe. Gabe's world class.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was a world class poker player, right?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, apparently he was a pro and then he was the commentator and he's been around, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Know.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's kind of cool. I forgot about Gabe Kaplan.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I don't know. I don't know if you heard this. Possibly as soon as next year. The Saints are expected to play a game at Paris. And to make the French fans more comfortable, the referees are going to throw white flags.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. Those fearful tough times.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

World War II. Let forget it.

[Chick McGee]

Give up. I give up. I give up. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Saints in France, that's appropriate because they are.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They. They're not good at football right now. Did they just pick the team they thought was most acclimated to buttery food? But the Saints, that really sounds like more of a job for the Montreal Alouettes.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They're already half French.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

But America said think France Canadian football would be like France sending America Swedish wine. It's not really. It's not what you want. Another sign of global warming. The Bears are delaying their hibernation. Usually this time of year they're already asleep for the winter. But no, they're good. The Bears are good. The packers are good. The Lions are good. The division has gotten really good around the Vikings and they don't have an established quarterback. The Vikings are going to be in the basement longer than that lady from Silence of the Lambs. Be a while. This time of year in Minnesota, you got to worry about seasonal effective disorder. But at least now they don't have to deal with post season effective disorder.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not going.

[Josh Arnold]

Just that last.

[Chick McGee]

That last nudge there.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not going.

[Chick McGee]

They're not going.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They will not be.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Kasaki, what do you think of about that JJ McCarthy now has. He's in concussion protocol that he noticed in the plane on the flight home.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. It's a little fishy, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is he. Is he injured or they've realized, oh, we made a horrible mistake. Get us Sam Darnold back.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You know, I hope he ends up being good, but it doesn't look like it right now.

[Chick McGee]

No, it does not, man.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

We'll see. McCarthy said his confidence remains high, which means he is also high guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's gotta watch the tapes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, just. Just take a look.

[Josh Arnold]

He has some of the worst stats in the league.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's like, if the Raiders were a quarterback, it's not good right now. The Raiders fired their offensive coordinator this week. Wait, that offense was coordinated. Funny, when I watch the Raiders, I feel like they're nailing it on being offensive to my eyes.

[Josh Arnold]

He shakes his head.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Chief Snow Gray somehow made a catch while going unconscious this weekend. Which reminds me, this is true. In the 20s, there was a jockey that had a heart attack during a steeplechase race and he died. But he managed to stay in the saddle, making him the only dead jockey to ever win a race. Which sort of speaks to the uselessness of the jockey. It's got to hurt your feelings if you're one of the other jockeys in that race.

[Ed Septic]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

He beat.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He was dead and he was okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They could just put 120 pound vests on the horses, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Was the guy still on the horse at the end still?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He was still in the saddle race, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That counts, huh?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a grim time in the winter circle. Hey, no, don't put the flowers around the horse. We need them over here.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

C.J. watt now has more sacks than his older brother, J.J. watt. Usually when you're in a sack race with your brother, it's a family reunion. It's a very.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, three legged race.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanksgiving. Now, Kostaki, let's get right to it. Thanksgiving, you've got a complicated family life, like we all do. Where are you going to be for Thanksgiving?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I am going to Cosm to watch football. I. I have. I've got the kiddos, like, all a lot this week and all weekend, but Thursday I just conceded to the moms and I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go watch football at Cosm and then play cards.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gonna be great.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's a football day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

I love a lot of football.

[Chick McGee]

Three games and that Cosm is unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you want to explain that to us? It's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's. It's. It's the poor man's version of the sphere. It's a small sphere that has a lot of sporting events. So you're in this domed. It's. The screen is so good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Last year I went and we. It was a game in at Lambeau and we're following the down and distance on the clock in Lambo on the screen. If the picture is so beautiful and you have like stadium seating and you get a beer and you sit there and you feel like you're in the game. It's really cool sports experience. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, now we will. Let's see. We'll be talking to you next week. And we. I want to underscore the fact that Week 13 begins Thursday with three games. And you can go to bobandtom.com contest and make your picks to win that gift certificate from Steven Singer jewelers. Peruse the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com now if they want to join up with you, Kostaki, for all pro lines and add some jokes. How do they do that?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, at all pro lines on Facebook and Instagram. Come join us. Sometimes I write jokes that you can't do on the radio. They're dirty or political or, you know, corporate bashing or regional bashing or just edgy.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't forget the ones that don't work. I mean, let's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, there are plenty of jokes that don't work. We love those as well.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes those are the most fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I've made a decent living at it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean that in the nicest way. Sometimes it's. It's a little something for the effort.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Sometimes jokes are funny at writing, but not audibly. I don't know why that's a category, but we cover that too at all Pro life.

[Tom Griswold]

But to make an effort to cover each team, you really have to. You have to bend over. Well, Kostaki is one of my favorite comedians. Thank you very much, Kostaki. Have a great Thanksgiving. I guess. Are you gonna have like a turkey sandwich at the bar? What a. You know what?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Last year I did this too. I did sort of a non family Thanksgiving and the. The casino wheeled out free Thanksgiving dinners for everyone who was in there the afternoon.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm actually kind.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I think that's gonna happen. I'm gonna go play cards.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the guy the waiter wearing like a pilgrim suit?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I hope so. Just sad. Here. Okay, here's your meals.

[Tom Griswold]

Generous.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. Not to get too, but you guys, you guys changed my life. Being on this show was always the only thing I ever cared about in comedy was that people would eventually buy some tickets to see me on purpose. And you guys made that dream come true for me. So I am very thankful to you guys. Earnestly thanks. Thanks for everything you get. You've been great. You changed my life. So thank you, Bob.

[Chick McGee]

Well, put those thank yous in a sock. Mr. How dare you get sincere around the holidays.

[Josh Arnold]

We love you, Kostaki. We're thankful for you, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a great holiday.

[Josh Arnold]

See you, buddy.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Happy holidays, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

You magnificent Greek bastard.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he missed it. Okay, we have coming up some exciting stuff in the world of news today. We've already covered what you can and can't take on an airplane if you're flying today.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, are you sending. I didn't want to say anything while he was on the air, but are you sending him some Omaha steaks?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Every Christmas. I send almost all of our major guests boxes of Omaha steaks. All right. And I always. The one thing I have learned. By the way, when you're sending Omaha Steaks.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a little tricky. I bet you've got to make sure that the person you're sending them to still lives at that address or is going to be home or. Right. In the cases of my brothers, are they going to be home?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they didn't go to France for the month or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, whatever. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Stocky's on the road for two weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. So. Yeah, no, I will. So it's a sort of a semi surprise, but I highly recommend sending Omaha Steaks. I. I probably sent more than a dozen sets of them last year.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, whether you're sending an unforgettable gift or even sending one to yourself, you got to treat yourself. God, when you know that. Oh, yeah, I saw you treat yourself today.

[Reno Collier]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So I got all the time in the world to let the crock pot.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Do its thing and nothing could go wrong. Now you got the world on.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything's coming up me.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Dear Tom, yes, we are not going to change the name of our company to Omaha Lasagna. We appreciate the fact that you and Josh love our lasagna. We are going to remain Omaha Steaks.

[Josh Arnold]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what a valiant effort.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I just trying to help. We're going to be continuing our helping of you. Wait a minute. That doesn't sound right.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hold it. Josh has got this one. We're going to come back when we're.

[Josh Arnold]

Going to come back when we return.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And we'll do that when we're back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And we'll back be back by the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Did you guys miss yesterday when Tom said and I will give all the details on the details next.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you the details when I provide them for you. From the A auto part studios, we remain the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer. I got all choked up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to hear a little bit about it? Let me tell you a little bit about it. Visit Stephen Singer jewelers atIhateStevensinger.com to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. That's I Hate Stephensinger dot com.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Mad about a horse. Lengthy.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to hear. We don't need to know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Well, I just didn't realize it. We have.

[Chick McGee]

Not just late. Remarkably late.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sorry. I was very.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm always late a couple times a morning. But Sheik has a good way of covering for me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. I just say as if he's here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I'm here right now. Let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready for your history lesson?

[Christy Lee]

I have a story that's got a history thing too.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Do you want to hear this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Aristocrats in 17th century Venice. The aristocrats once used an unusual contraption to trap their flatulence.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

We have a picture of this thing.

[Christy Lee]

According to Venezia today or Venezia Today.

[Chick McGee]

Venezia Today.

[Christy Lee]

A device called the the Venvera was worn underneath the dresses of noble women.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't Venvera sound like a car?

[Christy Lee]

It does very much of noble women to contain their farts.

[Josh Arnold]

A fart catcher.

[Chick McGee]

2,626 venvera.

[Christy Lee]

It consisted of a tuber funnel. This had to be very comfortable. That went from the wearer's posterior to a balloon like container that captured their flagellants.

[Josh Arnold]

Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

One venvera from the 19th century is now on display at the Sex Machines Museum in Prague.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a sex machine.

[Christy Lee]

And consists of a leather pouch that would both muffle a fart and contain the gas until it could later be emptied or sold. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Sold to a show.

[Reno Collier]

Enough.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a. Like a big leather balloon.

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

It looks like a certain bag.

[Christy Lee]

How would you hold that on your butt?

[Tom Griswold]

The part that's kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

So see the skirt looking part that must go around the butt cheeks?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It doesn't. You don't insert it into the right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just worn around the ass. And then that center goes into the bladder there. And then it looks like you can untie the end of the bladder. Looks like at the end of a balloon. So you can just kind of untie.

[Tom Griswold]

And let the gas out.

[Josh Arnold]

Or sell it to some perverted prince.

[Tom Griswold]

If only they had the Internet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Lady Ann's farts. Oh my.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, men just huffed.

[Christy Lee]

That is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. You know how many guys right now are going, yeah, keep talking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Fart traps.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Fart control to Major Tom. Love it, love it, love it.

[Christy Lee]

All wonder they had to wear Those big hoop skirts.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

That kind of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

The things women had to like. Women were dying because their corsets were too tight.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Just insanity back.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is essentially the opposite of a whoopee curse. The idea is to contain the gas and muffle the sound.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, we're noble women, farting that much all the time. Would you ever have to wear this?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would. I'm a gassy person.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you'd wear that?

[Chick McGee]

Have you not smelled it in the hallway? She cropped us almost as much as Tom does.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, you made. You made a handful of men's days today.

[Tom Griswold]

So what does Vanvera sound more like an Italian car or something from one of the major pharmacists, Pharmaceutical companies.

[Josh Arnold]

New Vanvera.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it really sounds like a car.

[Josh Arnold]

May cause excessive flatulence, ironically.

[Chick McGee]

That would be ironic, wouldn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

How did you get the name for your new drug? Oh, well, we wanted this anti flatulent device from 1640.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you aware of this thing at all?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had. No.

[Christy Lee]

I never even thought about it.

[Chick McGee]

You asked us like we were. We were there in 1640.

[Josh Arnold]

I asked Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. He might.

[Josh Arnold]

Because he's a student of history.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I was just doing some research and this thing. This thing popped up and I thought, that's so weird. And then you see the picture of it. You know, like when you see a picture of an old baseball glove from 1910 and. Yeah, they're really primitive.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that looks a lot more comfortable than if you had to put tubing. Because if there's tubing involved, that's got to go.

[Tom Griswold]

What would they make tubing out of back in the day?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be brass?

[Show Announcer]

Brass.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you would get a tuba type effect.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they have. Have flexible tubing.

[Chick McGee]

But that might turn your skin green.

[Josh Arnold]

The vein of a yak or something?

[Christy Lee]

I was thinking that too. Some intestines.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. I bet they did that.

[Chick McGee]

Sheep guts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow. Well, time now. Do we have. How was our time? Yeah, we can. We can squeeze through a little bit of history here. This. I love this first one. Anybody know who Cena sama was?

[Pat Godwin]

I like the name, though.

[Chick McGee]

King of nighttime requests.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Sina sama was born in Madras, India.

[Josh Arnold]

I seen a fall, I seen a spring, and I seen a summer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's pronounced Madras.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how it's correctly pronounced.

[Christy Lee]

I want to just throw up on your shoes right now.

[Chick McGee]

No one likes you. And I. I would like to join Christy in vomiting on us. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard being correct around here.

[Christy Lee]

So you have madras plaid when you were in high school.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Madras. Different. In 1817, he came over to the United States and he was the first sword swallowed swallower.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, swallowed her.

[Tom Griswold]

Sword swallower.

[Chick McGee]

Well done.

[Tom Griswold]

To perform in the United States.

[Christy Lee]

That's hard to say. Sword swallow.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen that in person and that freaks me out. I can't watch it.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen a sword swallower in person, Josh? And you know what I mean when I'm saying that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've met a couple.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty rad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not what I had in mind.

[Chick McGee]

No. How about the. The one with the. What was the deepen. What is it? Deep Throat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And she. Remember the first time you saw that. It was like Linda Loveless. That's a lovely. It's a magic.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

This is not totally.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not a pornographic display circus like stunt.

[Josh Arnold]

How quick he was a fan. Apparently I go to Linda Loveless, he goes love. Lace knew immediately had to correct me.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact she was hideous that I love her curly hair.

[Christy Lee]

He did not like her.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's no way you like her.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

Hideous. Utterly, utterly unerotic. Oh, Here we go. 1867. Alfred Nobel. And it is pronounced Nobel, not illiterates.

[Christy Lee]

We knew that one.

[Tom Griswold]

He patented dynamite ergo the peace prize.

[Chick McGee]

All right, you guys are gonna have peace or I'm gonna blow you up.

[Josh Arnold]

Times you do need war for to get peace.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. John Madden and Pat Summerall broadcast their first game together. In what year? Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

91. No, 80. I haven't gone yet. 89. 87. No, hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

John Madden and Pat Summerall.

[Josh Arnold]

The Statler and Waldorf.

[Chick McGee]

Before it was Summer, all the mad. It was Brookshire and Madden.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your final?

[Chick McGee]

Brookshire and Summer? I'm gonna say 89.

[Tom Griswold]

79. You know, sadly, in another universe a lot earlier, they're playing summer all 25 as opposed to Madden, where the. The boatload of money docks every year. They finally paid him off for the name Madden, right?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't it a colossal amount of cash?

[Pat Godwin]

I had to be.

[Chick McGee]

Don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. The Beatles released the white album in 1968.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Great album.

[Josh Arnold]

And we sold the whites. It was a different time.

[Chick McGee]

Whites only.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a different time.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, troubling the anthology series is being. What network's that gonna be on? Do you know Apple Apple. And it's. They've added a new chapter.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Who gives A plus is what it's going to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Not good enough for you? Are they the Beatles? Bringing joy to the world of.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the Beatles songs. And I bought that Anthology thing when it came out.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is. This is the video version that. The music has been remixed. I won't go too deep because I know that. Whatever. I'm talking to you. I know I'm bathing. Bathing in the shallowing.

[Pat Godwin]

You made this record in 68.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to the shallow end of the cranial pit pool.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, don't leave me out of the shallow end of the cranial pool.

[Josh Arnold]

The water's pretty good. Pretty nice.

[Christy Lee]

Warm.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Andrew Carnegie.

[Chick McGee]

Carnegie?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The man of steel.

[Chick McGee]

What about Carnegie?

[Tom Griswold]

Ironic, he never got to play Carnegie Hall.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No. He didn't know how to get there.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Practice, practice, practice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, I want to. This is a tough one. Chick McGee only. Okay, the difference between Carl Betts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Carl Benz. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Carl Benz invented the car. Carl Betts was a sitcom actor. Wow. Wasn't he in the Donna Reed Show? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he has Betz. Then I think he has some cop show later on, I think. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All bets are off. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was like Jordan for Hire or something.

[Christy Lee]

Something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Joey chestnut.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Joey.

[Tom Griswold]

183, friend of the show, Joey Chester.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got? Not on your chest? How about a nut on your wall? Lastly, how about a nut on your chin?

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Joe Gibbs.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Your favorite double hall of Famer.

[Chick McGee]

That's him.

[Josh Arnold]

Marla's boy, right?

[Chick McGee]

Marla. Marlon.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Washington Redskins football coach, super bowl winning.

[Tom Griswold]

Coach, NASCAR gray multiple. There you go. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

That's dog named after.

[Tom Griswold]

That's our history lesson for today.

[Chick McGee]

Only coach to win three Super Bowls, three different quarterbacks.

[Josh Arnold]

And he was also a NASCAR driver.

[Chick McGee]

NASCAR team.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Very successful. What am I doing? Why am I trying. I forgot. I'm. No, I can't even get my toes so shallow in the shallow end over there. My toes aren't even wet.

[Chick McGee]

You really. See, here's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing.

[Chick McGee]

He really thinks that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Chick McGee]

He really does. We are all. We are all so much lesser than him. How does that make everybody else feel? I mean, I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in terms of your mental capacity and your soul now.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is my favorite thing that we're talking about. This is a great Gift. It's called the aura frame and it's. I'm going to spell it because it's.

[Chick McGee]

Confusing and it has caught Tom's imagination. He can't put it down.

[Tom Griswold]

Aur. Look at that great picture of Christy right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like Taylor Swift.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great picture of you. You, Chris.

[Chick McGee]

Every day he comes in, uploaded some photos to the aura last night. Who, who else did that? Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Chick could upload his photographs of great Washington Redskin quarterbacks. He could have pictures of Joe Gibbs.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna get one on my own and start my own little Look, a photo corner.

[Tom Griswold]

And what's happening is this thing is. It's like a slideshow. It's. It's rotating through photograph after photograph. There's a good one of what? Patty G. Chick looking really mean. Yeah. Now how does it work? Well, I was at my house over the weekend loading stuff onto this thing and it was here at the station. It's really cool. And this makes a great gift. You can preload it.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You can do all the pictures before you send it to someone.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you can add pictures.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And it comes wrapped in a beautiful gift box, so you don't even have to worry about wrapping it. It's a wonderful purse present.

[Tom Griswold]

This really is cool. I'm going to get a bunch of these things. It's a auraframes.com auraframes.com get 45 bucks off Aura's best selling Carver mat frames. By the way, this was named number one by wire cutter and they are not easy to please. If you're familiar with wire cutter, use the promo code [e-mail] auraframes.com promo code tom. This Black Friday Cyber Monday deal is on now. It's the best of the year order before they run out of them. And support us by mentioning the Bob and Tom show at checkout. These things are genuinely cool. And look at. There's a nice shot there. Who's that little guy in this picture? Oh, that's one of our comedian friends. Sorry, I thought it was. I should point out this thing is about 30ft from my face right now, so it's hard for me to see. Now that's Drew Store.

[Chick McGee]

Now you could, you could. You can upload photos to that, but it doesn't have to be where you are. Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I uploaded a bunch of these photos from my house over there.

[Chick McGee]

That's fascinating.

[Pat Godwin]

Careful.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. Now once again, it's Aura Frames. A U R A frames dot Com. Promo code is Tom. Thank you very much. Coming up from the Silac Insurance news desk, Christy Lee, what's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a whole bunch of great things. We have a Thai woman who was found in her coffin still alive right before cremation.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a Thai woman's like kissing your sister. What?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, that's just a tie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

And of course we still have to get to a disease on a male part of the anatomy that you wouldn't expect.

[Chick McGee]

Penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Is your penis currently being eaten away? We'll be back with that.

[Chick McGee]

Is your cat psychic? We'll tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the. We're trying not to wake the baby. Hi, Christy. How are you?

[Christy Lee]

Hi, chick.

[Chick McGee]

We're at the Psylac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't it be nice if we all talk like this?

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godling relaxing.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a golf tournament?

[Christy Lee]

Be very relaxed.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Byron, Josh, Arnold, he may have just cursed mother something.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys have all had children. Has this ever happened? I'm conscious of this in my neighborhood, especially now that it's in a lot of areas. Leaf blowing season. Yes. Did you ever have a moment where you finally got the baby down and somebody started mowing or leaf blowing next door?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, everybody said that.

[Chick McGee]

I, I don't think Tom has because he's the guy. Leaf blowing at 8 in the morning. 7 in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

We determined that 10 o' clock on Sunday is the earliest you can leaf blow. I will leaf blow out my garage.

[Christy Lee]

That's still loud.

[Chick McGee]

That's still going out into the world.

[Christy Lee]

I could still hear.

[Pat Godwin]

How do they get in your garage?

[Christy Lee]

Because you have to have your garage door open or stuff would just be blowing around your garage.

[Josh Arnold]

It'd be like a snow globe.

[Tom Griswold]

I have dogs with white fur. They tend to, for some reason it always seems to end up in the garage every day.

[Chick McGee]

I blow out my garage every day. Every day he blows out his garage.

[Christy Lee]

No wonder you don't have time to do normal stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what could be more normal. And have a nice clean garage every day.

[Chick McGee]

Every day.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not normal.

[Chick McGee]

How do you get up in the morning?

[Josh Arnold]

My God, how much time did a dog spend in the garage?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, but they seem to for some reason. It's every time I do it the it's just like. It looks like it's snowing white fur. Let's move forward here. I believe we're gonna go to the big screen and we have a special surprise guest. It's Ed Septic. Hey everybody.

[Ed Septic]

I ain't no surprise. It's that I'm here at the head place. You know, I'm out in my shop doing my thing. You guys know me. I'm Ed Septic, the number two plumber in the tri state area. Banging pipes, never wives.

[Reno Collier]

Sure.

[Ed Septic]

Most plumbers are like me. The day after Thanksgiving we're going to be down in the dumps.

[Tom Griswold]

Literally.

[Ed Septic]

Oh yeah, I bring a whole new meaning to the term. Smell my elbow. Yeah, I got some tips so you don't foul up the toilets this holiday. Tip number one, a bidet can save on the amount of toilet paper flush. But remember, teach the little ones it's a bidet, not a drink drinking fountain. In case of a major clog, what I like to do, I always keep a five gallon bucket filled with kitty litter on hand. You don't want Uncle Clarence deucing out back in the kids sandbox again. Be sure to have a plum a plunger around if nothing else. After you've had too much to drink, stick it to your brother in law's bald head. Watch him try to wrangle that sucker off.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun.

[Ed Septic]

Yeah, just be sure to rinse it before you go using it in the bowl again. Speaking of drinking, if you run low on booze, you can always make a decent cocktail out of listerine hand sanitizer. Mr. Pibb, I will warn you, a wicked hangover will ensue. Speak of drinking, if your grandpa third wife Gretchen starts rubbing your upper thigh under the table while he's saying grease.

[Josh Arnold]

Just, just enjoy it. That's what I say.

[Ed Septic]

Dancing is always fun during Thanksgiving. But as I always say, stick to square dancing. Avoid clogging before I go. Hey chick, I still got you down for 2:30 tomorrow afternoon. We still on for that 2:30?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's right, Ed. I'll see you then.

[Ed Septic]

All right, I'm gonna leave y' all with a little holiday poem.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Ed Septic]

Turkey is white, gravy is brown. Call Ed Septic when your turds won't go down. Happy Thanksgiving everybod Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

How was Thanksgiving?

[Tom Griswold]

And needs to be a T shirt God. Thank you very much, Christy Lee. We have time for one Story from the SILAC insurance news desk. Which one do you have?

[Christy Lee]

Doctors in Ireland say a man developed tuberculosis on his penis.

[Josh Arnold]

It just won't stop coughing.

[Christy Lee]

57 year old man went to a hospital in Dublin after his penis became red, swollen and painful after initial antibiotic treatment failed. Additional scans revealed the the characteristic signs of miliary tuberculosis mtb, a severe form of the infection. He was treated over the course of a year and though part of his penis had to be removed due to necrosis, he cleared the infection after 10 months.

[Tom Griswold]

So he had TB in his pee pee?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did. Doctors noted while it can strike anywhere in the body, penile tuberculosis is, is very rare.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

It's been revealed the patient had a lot of dead animal exposure after having grown up on a farm butcher and was an avid hunter.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I bet he made love to a dead mysterious.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's how you get it.

[Josh Arnold]

That has to be. How else would you get it? On your wiener?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Does it travel? Does TV travel? I don't, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I, Mine's been coughing up phlegm for years.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what a gross way.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

My God.

[Pat Godwin]

Goodness.

[Chick McGee]

What if you look down one day and now that little.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, I guess I just try to slide a halls down in there like I was loading a Pez dispenser.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God. You'd be worried about it all day. You're sitting in a meeting.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you ever put Vic's VapoRub down there?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it would stain.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

It has to burn.

[Tom Griswold]

That's best.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got a lesion on your penis? Why would it burn?

[Christy Lee]

It's mentalyptis.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's. I. Yeah, well.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you use that Gold blonde. Gold, Gold blonde. Remember her? Oh yeah, Gold Bond Medicated. Right. You use the green can or did you use that by mistake? One, one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. This poor guy. They had to remove part of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I wonder what part.

[Chick McGee]

Not the back, not the underside. That's where all the undersides where all the business happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I think most of the nerves seem to be there. Kind of the underside of the gathering of the helmet.

[Christy Lee]

Underside to you or under.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, TV is a very serious business.

[Chick McGee]

The bottom of it from the top. Shut up. The underside of your.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? There's, there's no point moving on. Shark belly coming up. We're, we're going to talk with comedian Reno Collier. He's disappeared for a while. We're going to find out where he.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

What a relief.

[Chick McGee]

I did not say.

[Christy Lee]

I did not say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Reno. Tough crowd, baby. Good luck. Yeah. Okay, so it doesn't say you're supposed to check your private parts for tuberculosis again. That's a pretty unusual Venn diagram where that meets that. I will tell you that. Now. We're coming right back with the aforementioned reno to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on text at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Lord, I'm down.

[Josh Arnold]

You got the blue so bad.

[Chick McGee]

I got the blue. Here's to sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Not as bad as the blues. That guy. We just said the story about.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Tuberculosis of the male member. Didn't they call tuberculosis consumption? I believe so, indeed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Consumed part of the sky zone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

On a happier note, we have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he ready?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there we go. Ladies and gentlemen, we're joined by a comedian, Reno College.

[Reno Collier]

Good morning. It's good to see you guys. Everyone but Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Reno Collier]

Because I heard what you said. I was listening when they said reno's been gone for a while, and you said, hasn't it been nice? And I thought, you know what? Josh was my buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

I meant for you. You had a nice break from us vacation.

[Reno Collier]

I missed it. I loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, we missed you, Reno.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you allowed to talk about the forthcoming adventure that you have in the.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, I got two of them. I got two of them. I got a TV show coming out. We finished filming. All I can say is I can. The name of it is the Carve Off. It is badass. And there are lots of chainsaws.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Reno Collier]

That's about all I can say.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The Carve off. Now, speaking of the car, I understand that you are carved because when we talked to you a couple months ago, you said you had to go on a special diet, an exercise program, because you were going to be shirtless in a scene.

[Reno Collier]

Ye. Because fat looks good on TV. Skinny looks good on TV. In between, at 54 is freaking gross, right? So I had to get. I'm down to. I put a little bit back on. I'm like 180 pounds, which for my heaviest, I Mean, I used to be 260, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Reno Collier]

It's. Yeah. So, I mean, that's been a long time ago. That's back when I was drunk all the time. But that's actually my other project that I've been working on that dropped Monday is there's a new podcast called Alive and Sober with Reno. See, that's on Apple, Spotify, all that stuff. And it's basically just broken people talking to other broken people about addiction and trudging your way forward through recovery and stuff like that. So that just came out yesterday, too.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm sorry, give me the title one more time.

[Reno Collier]

It's called Alive and Sober.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Reno Collier]

Reno.

[Tom Griswold]

See with Reno.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, it's. It's for people in recovery. A lot of times we can't get to meetings or can't get to our groups and can't. So people are truck drivers or in their car for sale. So I just wanted to catalog a bunch of stuff to let people have some reference point to go to when they can't talk to another alcoholic or addict.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any still shots of you shirtless?

[Reno Collier]

I do, but I can't show them to anybody because they're.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, I'll show you the ones I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

You promise?

[Tom Griswold]

So when the TV show, you can't talk much about it. When will it be released? You know that yet?

[Reno Collier]

We don't know. It's. They're finishing up the final stuff right now, so it's. But the season's shot. It's. We're good to go.

[Tom Griswold]

And you said it. There's an. It involves a lot of chainsaws.

[Chick McGee]

Tons.

[Reno Collier]

It's chainsaws. There's wood flying. I mean, it's. It's amped.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever. You ever have to pick up a chainsaw?

[Reno Collier]

I didn't have to, but they let me play with them and. Well, for a little while because that was kind of laughing and making jokes like, hey, man, I've used these before. Stuff like get all the old shenanigans and. But it was fun, man. And the people on the show were awesome. I've always been, you know, you guys can hear me grumpy about young people this and young people that. We had had like 21 year olds, 22 year olds working on the podcast and the TV show. And I have. I'm liking this generation. These kids are working. The ones that I was around are freaking killing it, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Plenty of hard workers out there.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, there really Are. There really are. And I blasted them for a long time, and I kind of changed my tune a little bit. I got some. Some good feelings about these kids and their work ethic.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, good. So the show should be out sometime in the spring. This, I would assume.

[Reno Collier]

He can't stand it.

[Josh Arnold]

He can't stand. You don't have specifics? No, I'm just curious.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I know.

[Reno Collier]

You know what sucks?

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight at 8 on NBC.

[Chick McGee]

That's what he wants, and it's not gonna happen ever again, and it drives him crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any guests?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Just wondering.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude.

[Reno Collier]

It sucks because I was like, hey, what can I say? And they were like, well, what are you thinking? And I go, well, what if I just say the name of it? It's badass, and there's lots of chainsaws. And they go, okay, stick that. So anything else? My brain is like, shut up, dumbass, because I can't keep a secret.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's not like. It's not like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre horror movie by any. No, no, no, no.

[Reno Collier]

It's fun, man.

[Christy Lee]

TV show.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Might be a good TV show now. All right. Now for Thanksgiving. For Thanksgiving, are you doing any grilling out.

[Reno Collier]

By proxy? It's kind of where I. I'm. I'm torn between smoking one a turkey and cooking one traditionally. Like, I have in my head that I want my turkey to look like the one in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles when they open the oven.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's perfect, right?

[Reno Collier]

Like, in. In my head, I have to cook that one in the oven, but it takes, like, 12 hours because I can't stop basting it. Like, I keep opening the door every.

[Tom Griswold]

Every 10 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

It's like, oh, look at it. Yeah. And so I don't know, man. I'm still up in the air, but we got a revolving door of people. And I actually wrote a country fried take about it if you want to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea. Let's go ahead.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, man.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah. So it's Thanksgiving week. The hustle and bustle of the holiday season is upon us. And when we think of Thanksgiving, we think of turkey pie and getting together with family and friends. It's a time of reflection and remembering all we have to be thankful for. But the holiday is actually more than that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That.

[Reno Collier]

It's a holiday that began when the Quakers left England for being unable to exercise their religious rights without being burned at the stake and taxation without representation. So they came to America to find freedom. They got here, ran into Native Americans that at first didn't want them here. But the settlers made good with them. Thanks to some hijinks by Snoopy and Woodstock, they all became friends. They shared their knowledge of farming, hunting, hunting, firearms, liquor, opportunities in the casino business. Basically the same conversations rednecks have been having at the table ever since. The story does leave a lot of unanswered questions, though. Like, didn't Woodstock feel betrayed after getting them all to the table? And they celebrated by eating a bird. And Snoopy was on the ship with them. He knew they were losing their minds from starvation and mesothelioma and polio or whatever they had.

[Pat Godwin]

Even.

[Reno Collier]

Even Charlie Brown was like, come over here, my little buddy, and lay on this piece of bread. It got nuts. And you know, they didn't have vegans back then for obvious reasons, because they hadn't invented vespas or nose rings. Plus, people didn't have time to sit and listen to your stories about a corn sandwich. They were too busy trying not to die. Can you imagine sitting at the table with a chief and his warriors, blood paint on their face? A week earlier, they scalped your buddy Mike. And they looked down the table at him and asked, hi, excuse me. Was any of this cooked in beef broth? I don't do meat products. I get my protein from chickpeas. It's really just as filling, and it doesn't upset my tummy or give me a rash on my bottom. And the chief is like, nah, man, you're good. Just relax and enjoy that bowl of Mike. I love that one. That made me laugh. And I'm not. And I'm not sure how much you paid attention to Charles Schulz's documentary on Thanksgiving, but when you watch it, he had Franklin sitting on a lawn chair at the dinner table, which I think was also the day the Quakers and the native Americans were introduced to hot sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, behave yourself, Reno.

[Reno Collier]

Franklin was always my favorite. He didn't say much, but I like to think he did try to warn the Native Americans, like, hey, man, these Quakers are crazy. All they eat is oatmeal. They moved into the woods dressed like they're in a Charles Dickens book. The men actually wear black capri dress pants. And the smartest ones are a dog and a bird. You cool if I stay with y'?

[Tom Griswold]

All?

[Reno Collier]

Anyway, that tradition of everyone coming together to be thankful has been passed down for hundreds of years. And some of us have families that are just as complicated as the first Thanksgiving. Fist fights, weird clothes, mixing jello and bananas. Gravy you can hang wallpaper with. Let's face it, it's weird, but at its core, it's a time to be thankful. So this year, I'm going to be like Franklin. That's right. I'm bringing my own lawn chair. I'm just going to overeat, watch the chaos, and be thankful for the little things. I, for one, have treated my body like an amusement park for 50 years. So I'm thankful just to be above ground. And no matter how jacked up our table of misfits are, they're my misfits. And since I brought my own lawn chair, when it gets weird, I got something to sit on in the backyard. I'm Reno Collier, and that's my country Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Reno.

[Christy Lee]

Happy. Thank you.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll look forward to seeing your show sometime in 2026.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's close. Okay, thanks, Reno. We'll talk to you soon.

[Reno Collier]

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Love you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving.

[Chick McGee]

Aha.

[Tom Griswold]

Chainsaws, huh? What if they'll be juggling them?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

One can hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that'd be fun. Now, speaking of great things to eat for Thanksgiving. Of course, after Thanksgiving, maybe a little too much turkey. Time to switch gears and go back to the good old days of steak.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, enough of that yard bird. The big yard bird. Yard bird is traditionally chicken, but turkeys are.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was Rob.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, please continue.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Jimmy Page. Just the Jeff Becky yardbirds. Or the Jimmy Page. Or the Eric Clapton.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I'll go ahead and read. Whether you're sending an unforgettable gift.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're a lovable costume.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Was that Robbie the robot?

[Reno Collier]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear that? Even a robot knows how great Omaha Steaks are.

[Tom Griswold]

What? How does Franklin the robot talk?

[Christy Lee]

You guys, you know, I let the poor man do.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to continue doing this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No matter how horribly. Let's just continue.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

The cyber sale is the perfect time to cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Just go the one slice of cheese still or do you double up?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I double up the cheese too.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you put. It's like a gasket between the two burgers. Then you got to have one on top.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes I put one on the bun and.

[Josh Arnold]

And like, on the bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it in the broiler. Absolutely. Oh, my gosh. That's your three cheese double burger.

[Josh Arnold]

Three cheese double burger.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, Robbie.

[Tom Griswold]

Robbie. Do Omaha Steaks people have any Italian food at all?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do. They have meat lovers. Lasagna.

[Reno Collier]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

They have spaghetti cake.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was lasagna.

[Josh Arnold]

I am still learning.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Save big on unforgettable gifts with omaha steaks. Visit omaha steaks.com for 50% off sitewide and an extra 20% off select favorites during their cyber sale. And that's for an extra not. That's for rather. And for an extra $35 off, use promo code BTS at checkout. I am on a lot of medication. That's Omaha Steaks.com promo code BTS at checkout. Tell us that last bit, Rob. Terms apply. C site for details. I need refurbishing. My legs aren't frozen. Oh, I'll get you an oil can. There more adventures with Robbie coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wait. I really enjoyed meeting Robbie. We're gonna return with or without Robbie to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Oh, that's ch.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of price picks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't forget you can pick [e-mail] contest. The prize in question there is a 500 EQ gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Peruse the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com. week 13 in the NFL begins Thursday. During the day three games. Go pack, go pick all the winners, please. And you could be a big winner as well. So we'll interview tomorrow. I think with any luck we should have our winner from week 12 of our little competition. Now we turn to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy. What's going on? Everything there.

[Christy Lee]

Previously unknown organ works by Johann Sebastian Bach have been presented and performed for the first time in 320 years. The BBC reports the musical pieces were initially found in 1992 by Peter Wolney.

[Josh Arnold]

Critics called it messy and unlistenable.

[Christy Lee]

A researcher of the German composer and musician, he spent the next 30 years confirming the identity of the long lost piece.

[Josh Arnold]

Oddly enough, there's a duet with Tupac. Isn't that something?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, you want to hear a little bit of it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they were recently performed by Dutch organist Tone koopman at the St. Thomas Church in Leipzig where Bach was born. Tone Lope or buried, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't care for it.

[Christy Lee]

Do something.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't what it sounds like when I play my organ.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

I know what you mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the bass. Pretty cool. Pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I'm actually kind of a sucker for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, in the right. In the right space.

[Josh Arnold]

Baroque, sort of.

[Christy Lee]

I love baroque more than any of you. I listen to classical music. I'm sure. What did you just say?

[Pat Godwin]

If it's not baroque.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, if it's not broke, don't fix it.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to go there touring this summer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bach Turner overdrive.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Get Bach. Get back to her.

[Tom Griswold]

Get back to you once.

[Josh Arnold]

They're actually going out with a boy band. I heard. Chris. Oh, yeah. Backstreet Bach. All right. That's not funny.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to hear some good music from you, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Good music.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Jeff. Pat, with this, it's somewhat confusing since you're not coughing up the answer where you're going to be spending your Thanksgiving?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm being very.

[Tom Griswold]

Going back to Pennsylvania to your roots? Are you going to be going to someone else's house? Are you going to Ohio?

[Pat Godwin]

I Am weighing all options.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving, though. I'm not working.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a Thanksgiving tribute song you'll be playing for them?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, I have. Well, of course I have Drunken uncle, but it's. Alcohol's very passe right now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know Huberman, the. The great. The podcaster. He's very anti alcohol. The kids are not drinking as much. Liquor sales are down, so. But what's making a huge.

[Christy Lee]

I had a move to make with.

[Josh Arnold]

Friends like these, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Do not. Do not take a pause for a breath, Pat. Don't do it.

[Pat Godwin]

So what we're seeing now is a lot of our uncles are smokey uncles.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hi.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Thanksgiving at only 17, the gummy bears in brownie squares are filled with THC. You know who's responsible for our intoxication? Dad's younger brother, stoned at every occasion. Smokey uncle ate up all the pie. Mama's really pissed. Look at that master's eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Smokey uncle.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, he's really fried. Every 20 minutes. Oh, he goes to smoke outside.

[Josh Arnold]

Every 20 minutes, oh, he goes to smoke outside.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm an uncle now and have lots of nephews and nieces. I give him a little puff and the giggling increases. We play some video games, go outside and smoke some weed. Blast some gnarly tunes by Snoop D O Double g. Smokey Uncle 1 In every family in a trio of brothers the odds are 1 in 3 my brother Jim is a painter Jack's a private eye with bloodshot eyes we realize all three of us are high with.

[Josh Arnold]

Bloodshot eyes they realize all three of.

[Pat Godwin]

Them are high Smokey uncle in an altered state the dinner is a two. All three of us are late Smokey uncle with a skunky like aroma Even Grandpa's high on account of his glaucoma.

[Josh Arnold]

Even Grandpa's high on account of glaucoma hey, all right.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. See, that was a good song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. So alcohol consumption is down, way, way down. Amongst.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because they've got all these other options.

[Josh Arnold]

The neurotoxin, you know, and. Yeah, and there's just a lot of stuff coming out about it, but who's to say?

[Chick McGee]

I know I'll still enjoy a nip.

[Tom Griswold]

Or two instead of.

[Chick McGee]

Who's this guy?

[Josh Arnold]

This is steroids, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm telling you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

I've been.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been trying to warn you.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Josh. Bronchitis. And he's on the last day of a flight of Steroids, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not a fan. Boy, I appreciate getting better.

[Pat Godwin]

You're hanging in there, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, thank you, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You want to tear at your skin.

[Josh Arnold]

You said, and do silly voices all day.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoy the silly.

[Christy Lee]

I bet your cat loves it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who doesn't? Who? Other people at the grocery store.

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me, ma'. Am. You know where I park my car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you look good, Mr. Brown. And serve rolls.

[Chick McGee]

Don't I, though?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You have a very strict rule about bread on. On Thanksgiving, correct?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, yeah. I love many, but it's on Thanksgiving for me. It's brown and serve. Those are the. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The traditional brown and serve.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

That grandma used to have.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Did they have little. The little edges, the creases on the top?

[Josh Arnold]

They do, yeah. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those. Are those the ones you. That come in the canister, you whack it in the side of them?

[Christy Lee]

No, those are biscuits.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I mean those grands. Any kind of those biscuits. Croissants, all great.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Hawaiian rolls, great. But for Thanksgiving, I. I want the brown. In fact, my. My brothers all insist on it. I took a picture of the brown and serve rolls I purchased. Just send them to my brother.

[Christy Lee]

And will you send that picture to me? Because I got to pick up some rolls I. I needed yesterday. Well, sometimes I go with Hawaiian and I'm just not. I'm not feeling it.

[Chick McGee]

This year.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandma would serve them in a big basket with a towel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You wrap them in a towel?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Keep them warm. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I was always a little nervous about the towel.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe you could do one of your impressions with a towel around your head. I.

[Reno Collier]

My.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

They've asked me to not do those impressions at the dinner table anymore. My nieces and nephews, two of them are in college, so they don't read you.

[Chick McGee]

Very familiar with Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

A little rough out there.

[Christy Lee]

Occur of the International Space Station in the news today. They recently enjoyed this story. Makes me so angry. I'll tell you why. Recently enjoyed a movie night 260 miles above or Earth 2001.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

NASA astronaut Johnny Kim shared a photo of the ISS cabin dimmed the projector screen set up other astronauts watching a film in microgravity.

[Chick McGee]

Let the lights dim. I'm Johnny Kim.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The photo is captioned with quote. We work hard on the space station, but we also like to relax together. Sometimes we do movie nights in space. Now, what would be the obvious question here?

[Tom Griswold]

What movie are you watching?

[Christy Lee]

Nowhere could I find what movie they were.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's huge. We must know.

[Josh Arnold]

That's unfortunate.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Alien man.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be a creepy one. I mean, why wouldn't you?

[Christy Lee]

I was zooming in on the screen on his Instagram, trying to figure out from the scene what it was. No idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Gravity.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they eating popcorn?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know the answer to that either.

[Chick McGee]

See?

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Really. Can't see What?

[Christy Lee]

There's another picture that's on Instagram that's a little easier to see, but, I mean, there's no way of knowing.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're tethered down, so they're not floating around.

[Chick McGee]

What's all that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's. Let's see. They're zooming into the screen here so we can try to figure out what the.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just like another theater. Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard to say.

[Chick McGee]

It's a movie of people watching movies, but it's like.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, Johnny, if you're listening, Johnny Kim up in the iss, please send us what you're watching. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a shame. It's. They're watching. It ends with us. That's. That's no good. The Blake Lively.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's a bad movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that thing. Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they still suing each other?

[Christy Lee]

Did you watch that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think Tom saw it in the theater.

[Tom Griswold]

I took the girls to see it.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? That's an interesting choice.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know what it was. I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

How would I know?

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's his defense.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. 10 seconds of research.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you look up a movie before you take your kid. Well, he's the guy who took his kids to Bad Santa.

[Josh Arnold]

That. That makes more sense. Sense, because, you know, hey, let's go see Bad Santa. That sounds like a hoop.

[Chick McGee]

Got Santa in the title and you took your boys.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you guys had a blast.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a rough one, that is. I had no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Dolly Parton teaming up with the Tennessee and Travel Stop to rebrand and revitalize its flagship Connorsville, Tennessee, location under the new name, Dolly's Tennessee and Travel Stop.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The first rebranded location scheduled to be completed by early summer 2026 additional locations will be announced at a later date.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Dolly's great. Everybody loves her.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you see that? Did I put the picture there?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's the machine. The vending machine. The. The Coke of Many colors.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, isn't that nice?

[Tom Griswold]

They're theming the early songs.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it was an early song.

[Tom Griswold]

Very early. Well, I thought. Okay, how about this one? The place is gonna not do great business because they're only open nine to five. See, now they're.

[Chick McGee]

They're gonna lose.

[Tom Griswold]

They're gonna lose money. They're putting it in the Grand Teton, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're naturally.

[Tom Griswold]

From a distance, you can see the giant.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you guys like to broadcast from Dollywood?

[Pat Godwin]

That'd be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, put that together. Either of I. Let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Never been there either. They have some good roller coasters, it seems.

[Josh Arnold]

They seem to, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you think that Dolly Parton music would be playing 24 hours a day?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, fine.

[Josh Arnold]

You can go to the. We can go see the hall of Dollies. It's just animatronics of her throughout the years. Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Dolly Hall.

[Josh Arnold]

Dolly Hall.

[Tom Griswold]

And is there a Jolene Museum or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God, there's.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, guess who learned a new title of one of Dolly's songs?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well aware of it. We have time for one.

[Christy Lee]

Are you well aware of it because of Miley Cyrus or because of Dolly Parton?

[Tom Griswold]

No, because of Dolly Parton in the famous thing where you slow it down.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Great song.

[Christy Lee]

A woman in Thailand shocked temple staff when she started moving in her coffin after being brought in for cremation.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet that was shocking.

[Christy Lee]

Wat prong Hong, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

God bless you.

[Christy Lee]

Buddhist temple in the province. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

What's her name?

[Christy Lee]

Nonthaburi. That's the name of the temple. Posted a video of a woman moving her arms and head from a white coffin in the back of a pickup truck. The temple's manager told the Associated press that the 65 year old woman's brother said his sister had long been bedridden and recently appeared to stop breathing. He brought his sister to the temple for cremation and while being told he would need a death certificate, they heard knocking from the coffin.

[Josh Arnold]

That was me. She's dead. Trust me, she's dead.

[Christy Lee]

The woman was later taken to a nearby hospital and I followed up. Apparently the temple is going to pay for her medical expenses as well.

[Chick McGee]

This woman's still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Her brother didn't bother getting a doctor?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the kind of guy that leaves the game before for, you know, there's. The score is tied, there's three minutes left. Championships in the lines. He wants to get up for the parking.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Serious out there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got to get started, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Her coffin was in the back of a pickup truck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right there.

[Josh Arnold]

The old Appalachian hearse.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like the deluxe package.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I hope she gets better.

[Tom Griswold]

That's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, at least it ended okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you go to a crematorium, don't you need to have some paperwork?

[Christy Lee]

That's what they said they needed, a death certificate. They wouldn't just.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't just walk up and hey, be careful if you don't wake her up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, don't jazzle that coffin too.

[Chick McGee]

The patent office is full of inventions that you can manipulate from inside a coffin in case you're still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure. The bells.

[Chick McGee]

The bells up at the top of the surface.

[Christy Lee]

That is one of my biggest fears in life, being buried.

[Pat Godwin]

Your face ring a bell? That's where that comes from.

[Josh Arnold]

They say that 80% of people who are buried are still. Oh, come on. It's a real problem.

[Tom Griswold]

And where's. What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Where's the source on that Internet.com?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you. Thank you very much. Well, you may not be safe in your casket, but you can be safe in your house.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Real quick one tonight only. It's gonna be happening at Comedy Off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky. The famous and great Emo Phillips with Tim Cavanaugh. Special show tonight only, only with Emo and and Tim. Should be a lot of laughs. We're gonna come back with a handful of laughs for you. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Christy Lynn Lee. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick mcgee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to have time to check in with Christy Lee for a couple of quick important news stories. Have we missed anything?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this is a sweet story. A senior couple recently tied the knot in the YMCA where they first met.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

According to KMOV TV, 82 year old Edward LaRue, that's in St. Louis, met 78 year old Marlon Marlene Parson during a water aerobics class at the Maryville ymca.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Familiar with that? The pair went on their first date in December 2023, and Mr. LaRue proposed in August the following year after getting married by their aquatics director in the pool where they met, the couple had their first dance in the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, how old is she?

[Christy Lee]

She's 78, he's 82.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to take this one for me?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm interested to know where you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too. Where are you going with this?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she'll be wet on the honeymoon.

[Christy Lee]

Marry me.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean we can't have kids?

[Tom Griswold]

They drove away in a boat with a sign, cans tied to the back. Just. Just marinated.

[Josh Arnold]

That's sweet.

[Christy Lee]

That's very sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

The potato. Oh, he's got a tux on. Standing in the pool.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's like a tux sweatshirt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's got a.

[Tom Griswold]

Got one of those. Not a bowler hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Derby.

[Chick McGee]

That is so sweet. Trilby.

[Christy Lee]

It's very sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that lovely?

[Christy Lee]

She looks pretty darn good for 78.

[Tom Griswold]

Will you be the Marco for my Polo?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, at least we can pee in here. No one knows.

[Chick McGee]

Here it is. For the first morning after the honeymoon moon. Good morning.

[Christy Lee]

An Iowa man arrested for indecent exposure said he Was just trying to add some excitement to his blah life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is this wrong?

[Christy Lee]

According to criminal complaints, 30 year old Danan Airey.

[Josh Arnold]

I was bored, so I took it out.

[Christy Lee]

Was seen standing against the rear of his 2012 Chevy Impala.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty sharp, huh?

[Christy Lee]

With his pants and underwear removed to his ankles and shirt lifted to casually expose his genitals oncoming traffic.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got his pants all the way down, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at this. Look at this.

[Christy Lee]

Suburban Iowa City. This allegedly occurred on two different occasions.

[Josh Arnold]

Look it.

[Christy Lee]

When questioned.

[Tom Griswold]

Honk if I'm horny.

[Christy Lee]

The man explained that, quote, this behavior was fulfilling as excitement that was currently missing in his blah life.

[Chick McGee]

Chevy and pallet. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. 2012, he was arrested by authorities in Johnson county, transferred to state prison after allegedly violating his probation.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnson County, County. Come on, what else are you gonna do?

[Josh Arnold]

And he was violating his probation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So this guy was all right.

[Chick McGee]

He went. He wanted to go back.

[Tom Griswold]

He did. Yeah. This guy's got a friend in prison, but he had his pants all the way down. That isn't the traditional way to do it, is it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're over the age of eight.

[Christy Lee]

Are you supposed to just put it out in between the.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're supposed to be able to attach it to your knees. Right. So he looks like you have pants on and then the top shirt and then. But a raincoat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Classic flashing is the raincoat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. And then you.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Yeah, you have. You have pants that are pants and shoes.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wearing pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the pants aren't really pants. It just goes from like the upper thigh down.

[Chick McGee]

They're maybe a nice half shirt up here.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. You have to tape them on or something.

[Christy Lee]

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Christy Lee]

Why wouldn't you just wear chaps? Then? You could do that.

[Chick McGee]

Chaps.

[Christy Lee]

You could wear chaps under a raincoat.

[Tom Griswold]

No chaps.

[Josh Arnold]

If you just wanted to show off your buns.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if front's still open.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the chaps. They are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I got you.

[Christy Lee]

It seems like a lot more. It seems like it would be a lot easier than trying to tape.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's about the journey, Christy. Taking a pair of pants, cutting off the lower 15 inches and then taping them just above your knee.

[Chick McGee]

What if the cops have to roll them up by? A cop come rolling by, it looks like you're just a guy standing.

[Christy Lee]

That is never happening.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't they used to call.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I correct in saying before they had elastic on Socks. Didn't they call them braces?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those weird old timey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Not in this country.

[Christy Lee]

They were like suspenders.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

For like halfway up your calf and then they would.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Braces went on your teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I'm serious, and I know you.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always wondered what those were called.

[Tom Griswold]

Called. I think that's what they're called.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that essentially what a garter belt was for? To keep your.

[Christy Lee]

Keep your panty stockings up? Yeah. They didn't have a last. They didn't have pantyhose back then.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Yeah, they're little devices to keep your socks from sagging.

[Christy Lee]

What are they called?

[Chick McGee]

Been verified on these.

[Josh Arnold]

Your father must have worn those.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I. I don't. Not when I was alone.

[Josh Arnold]

He probably didn't feel them. But he wore them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's in a wheelchair, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He had polio or was he.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you feel the penny sticking in your.

[Chick McGee]

You know, here's the thing right now. If I was in a wheelchair for some malady.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I. I think I would get better and not tell anyone and continue to be shoved around everywhere. I think I'd like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Be delightful.

[Chick McGee]

I would never have to get up. I'd like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, that's how you do it, Christy. That's the classic way to do it.

[Christy Lee]

I had that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I had no idea either.

[Christy Lee]

Is that in a movie or something.

[Chick McGee]

That you saw once you think there are women fly. There aren't any women flash.

[Josh Arnold]

There must be. Yeah, but you're right. You never hear about them.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they were common from the late 1800s through the mid 20th century. Well, women flash with formal dress. No, these things, they would go just above the. Below your knee, but at the top of your calf.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

What year is this?

[Chick McGee]

As we set a record for oldest mention. What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they said to the mid 20th century to the. But so imagine it's like. How do I explain it? So the 1940s, so the bulk of your calf will hold it up and then it clips to the tops of your socks. They were called sock braces. Sometimes called sock garters.

[Christy Lee]

Sock garters.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, listen to this chick. Wanted to know if there were female flashers. Dateline, Branson, Missouri.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Branson police have arrested the infamous quote, Highway 65 Flasher, a 102 year old woman of repeatedly exposing herself to passing drivers.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. To what.

[Chick McGee]

Man?

[Josh Arnold]

And there's. Here's a woman accused of flashing inmates while in a jail parking lot. That's poking in the bees beehive, isn't it? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That could end very badly.

[Chick McGee]

What are they gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of ending badly. We'll see you tomorrow. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Kostaki Economopoulos]

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[Chick McGee]

And obviously we had a very successful television show for 10 years that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Superman based, but we had to make.

[Josh Arnold]

Everyone believe that you were Clark.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta be honest, I was surprised at the end of this episode that I wasn't. I was too.

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[Chick McGee]

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