The BOB & TOM Show - November 26, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – November 26, 2025

Cumulus Podcast Network
Thanksgiving Eve Special – Comedy, Talk, News, and Sports

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Episode Overview

This lively Thanksgiving Eve episode captures the classic BOB & TOM Show blend of comedy, news, light-hearted banter, audience interaction, and practical holiday talk. With Thanksgiving just a day away, the crew tackles everything from odd turkey traditions, holiday meal disasters, the quirks of classic Christmas songs, and a live, on-air haircut transformation, all punctuated with their signature wit and playful roasting of each other. Whether you’re looking for laughs, kitchen wisdom, or advice on getting alone time this holiday, the gang delivers—in full holiday spirit.

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Key Hosts & Regulars

• Tom Griswold (main host)
• Josh Arnold (“I Hate Steven Singer” sidekick chair)
• Christy Lee (news desk)
• Pat Godwin (music, jokes)
• Jeff Oskay (sports, special guest for haircut)
• Ace Cosby (contributor)
• Jess Hooker, Jessica Alsman (later segments)

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Main Themes and Running Jokes

• Thanksgiving traditions, meal prep anxieties, and food debates.
• Holiday family stress—how to get alone time.
• Live, on-air transformation: Jeff Oskay’s haircut and beard trim.
• Christmas music: old classics vs. new hits.
• Humor around names, language quirks, and “dad” jokes.
• Prize giveaways, NFL picks, and the annual turkey contest.

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Detailed Breakdown & Timestamps

I. Thanksgiving Humor & Turkey Talk

• Opening song, “Truck Stop Thanksgiving” (01:27-03:07):
  • A funny musical sketch parodying Thanksgiving on the road, setting a comedic tone.
• Thanksgiving spread & traditions:
  • Crew jokes about odd Thanksgiving foods, “spread the cheer,” and introduces Christy at the news desk.
• Turkey acquisition anxiety: (23:00+)
  • Tom details his last-minute turkey scramble.
    “I had a lot of stuff to do yesterday. The place I ordinarily get my turkeys was out of them.” – Tom (23:17)
  • Sam, his son, saves the day, demonstrating classic Griswold family chaos.

Quote (08:34)

“Today is the day before the tripleheader tomorrow in the NFL. So get your picks in right now...”
— Tom Griswold

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II. Family Dynamics, Alone Time, and Comedy Advice

• How to get alone time at Thanksgiving: (10:02, 51:41, 54:44)
  • Tips from Reader’s Digest (mocked and expanded upon)
    • “Take an important call—even if you don’t have a call.” — Crew, riffing on tips (52:20)
    • “Go to the bathroom. Gives you 10 minutes alone; in my house, you get teased.” — Josh Arnold (54:51)
    • “I usually just wave the gun around.” — Josh Arnold (10:17, joking)
• Classic reader letter quotes: (21:31)
  • “Roughing the snapper” mishap from Monday Night Football and its obvious double entendre.
    • “Roughing the snapper does sound nasty.” — Tom (22:43)
• Thanksgiving hooks:
  • Tips for safe holiday cooking (rulers to measure leftovers, color-coded cutting boards) mocked for being over-the-top or “insanely anal-retentive.” (68:48-74:39)

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III. Haircut Live on Air: Jeff Oskay’s Makeover

• Set-Up: (03:47, 19:28, 88:58)
  • “Jeff is getting his hair cut on the air today. And his beard.” — Tom (04:05)
• Stylist Christine Hazel arrives; group debates beard/mustache choices.
  • “Are you doing the head first or the beard?” — Tom (91:58)
• Jeff’s reflections: (140:43)
  • “You look younger and you look more adult. Yeah, I feel like I should go to a bank.” — Jeff Oskay (140:58)
  • "Your head may have lost six pounds. ...I feel like my face has gained 20.” — Jeff (132:53)
• Reactions & Jokes:
  • “You look like you were a mad bomber.” — Tom (133:09)
  • “I have a Dennis Miller action figure on my desk; you look like him!” — Josh (140:09)

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IV. Food Fights & Holiday Prep

• Deviled eggs debate: (26:23-28:54)
  • Are they appetizers or part of the meal? Listeners write in about duck eggs and the “subtle excellence” of quail eggs.
    • “Once you have quail eggs, you’ll never go back.” — Listener, Sarah (27:54)
• Kitchen gadget mockery: (68:48-74:41)
  • “If you need a ruler in the kitchen, you shouldn’t be allowed in a kitchen.” — Tom (74:27)
• Turkey disasters & safety tips:
  • Tom once ruined a turkey with plastic wrap from a disposable pan.
  • “...a gun—just in case the crowd gets rowdy. Blanks, admittedly.” — Tom (75:51, joking about holiday stress)

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V. Music & Language: Debates and Deep Dives

• Christmas music arguments: (32:01, 41:53, 105:04, 130:57)
  • “Are there any true contemporary Christmas classics?” (Mariah Carey is cited as modern; Tom is schooled Mariah’s hit is now 30 years old.)
    • “Most of them are from the 20s and 30s.” — Tom (32:25)
    • “The #1 Christmas song every year now is Mariah Carey...” — Tom
    • “There are no classics being written—no new Jingle Bells!” — Christy (107:01)
• Fun with words: (31:01)
  • “I bawled my eyes out” misheard as “I balled my eyes out.”
    “Unless you just made love to your own head.” — Josh Arnold (31:27)
  • “Language is a living organism.” — Josh (42:13)
  • Mispronunciations: municipal vs. municipal (41:11); giblets vs giblets (66:38)

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VI. Contest Winners & Listener Letters

• NFL pigskin picks contest: (08:09, 78:14, 83:21)
  • Interview with winner Richard Manus of Muncie, Indiana.
    • “Are you a married guy, a single guy, what’s happening in your life?” — Tom (82:19)
    • “Been married 37 years, all I gotta do is bring in tables and chairs, and then at 1 o'clock sit down and watch football.” — Richard (82:44)
• Food shopping antics: (23:05, 24:31)
  • Christy: “I got a text from my girlfriend in the middle of shopping: ‘Want to meet for a glass of wine?’ Sure!”

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VII. News of the Weird

• Guy dresses as his dead mom to collect her pension: (121:20)
  • “...put on makeup, a wig as well as her clothes and posed as his mom to renew her card.” — Christy Lee
  • “On the left, that’s the real mama; on the right, that’s him.” — Tom (122:57)
• 10-year-old drives home from school after fighting with mom: (124:46)
  • “He told officers he had a disagreement with his mom and just drove home.” — Christy (125:11)
• Thanksgiving turkey pardons mocked: (95:32)
  • “This is the Eddie Haskell of turkeys.” — Tom (97:26)

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VIII. Listener Advice & Audience Interaction

• Sexy Time with Allie Breen (Relationship Q&A): (141:09-155:25)
  • Advice on Thanksgiving + family drama.
    • “My mom hates my girlfriend and has asked me not to bring her to Thanksgiving dinner...” (148:22)
    • “Why would she want to go if she’s not wanted?” — Tom (148:45)
    • “Never give ultimatums, especially at the holidays!” — Christy (149:12)
  • Cheating, Hinge dating, and awkward one-night stands after weddings, with the crew chiming in with playful, real-world (and often cheeky) advice.

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IX. Notable, Memorable Quotes

• “Bring up Epstein, if you want to be left alone (at Thanksgiving).” — Tom (55:02)
• “My girlfriend, every year, I cook the turkey. Every year I freak out about the time.” — Josh (65:21)
• “My family will love it for Thanksgiving. Perfect.” — Jeff after his haircut (20:11)
• “I eat eggs for dinner probably four or five nights a week.” — Tom (29:12)
• “Why are there no new Christmas songs that stick?” — Christy (32:11)
• “Roughing the snapper does sound nasty.” — Tom (22:43)
• “Language is a living organism.” — Josh (42:13)
• “If you need a ruler in a kitchen, you shouldn’t be allowed in a kitchen.” — Tom (74:27)

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X. Timestamps for Major Segments

| Topic | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------|--------------| | Truck Stop Thanksgiving song/sketch | 01:27–03:07 | | Turkey acquisition/meal disaster stories | 23:05+ | | Alone time at Thanksgiving (Reader's Digest)| 10:02, 51:41 | | Jeff Oskay’s on-air haircut transformation | 19:28, 88:58, 140:43 | | NFL Picks Winner Richard Manus interview | 78:14–84:26 | | Deviled eggs/chicken vs. duck/quail eggs | 26:23–28:54 | | Christmas music debate | 32:01, 107:04, 130:57 | | Words/language (goatee vs. Van Dyke, giblets)| 31:01, 41:11, 66:38 | | News: Italian man dresses as dead mom | 121:20+ | | News: 10-year-old steals family car | 124:46+ | | Sexy Time (relationship Q&A) | 141:09–155:25|

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Episode Flow & Tone

The episode zips along with the show’s trademark chaotic but joyful energy. Jokes and mock-revelations collide with earnest advice and nostalgic reminiscing. Thanksgiving is alternately celebrated, roasted, and survived, while the comedy never lets up—even during segments that start with “here's some sad news.” The show is accessible and relatable for anyone heading into family gatherings with a mix of anticipation and dread.

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Takeaways for Listeners

• Holiday Survival: Get creative if you need alone time during big family gatherings. A phone call (real or fake), “walking the dog,” or even finding an excuse for a grocery run can help—just be prepared for your family to catch on.
• Kitchen Tips: Don’t trust the built-in turkey pop-up, stick to a real thermometer, and maybe embrace a bit of food tradition snobbery (duck and quail eggs?)—but don’t get so anal that you pull out a ruler for leftovers.
• Turkey Crisis Plan: Secure your bird early; if not, call in the family reinforcements.
• Pop-Culture: Holiday music is as divisive as politics. Don’t expect agreement on what qualifies as a “classic.”
• Relationship Real Talk: If Mom doesn’t want your girlfriend at Thanksgiving, skip the drama… and maybe the dinner.
• Comedy Reigns: Amidst the family and food chaos, there’s still room for puns, wordplay, playful mockery—and one seriously impressive live makeover.

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For Next Steps

• Check or join the NFL Picks contest at bobandtom.com/contest before triple-header day.
• Tune in for upcoming episodes or find the show on YouTube for visual highlights like Jeff’s big haircut reveal.
• Use promo codes and holiday tips for Omaha Steaks, Raycon earbuds, and more as mentioned by the hosts.

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HIGHLIGHTED MOMENT
“Bring up Epstein, if you want to be left alone (at Thanksgiving).”

• Tom Griswold (55:02)

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End of Episode Summary. Happy Thanksgiving from the BOB & TOM Show!

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Back home they're all circled round a butterball turkey well I bow my head over stale beef jerky Munched on sweets.

[Josh Arnold]

Love Boston baked beans find out milk nuts will stick to your jeans I'm all in loan but I don't hold a grudge cause I'm first in line for maple nut fudge pancakes being poured on the griddle Charlie Daniels in my head Heating up the fiddle Chug stop Thanksgiving only comes but once a year Stop Thanksgiving better stock up on your.

[Tom Griswold]

Beer Truck stop Thanksgiving Wipe the gravy.

[Josh Arnold]

Off your face Truck stop Thanksgiving pump 7 please say grace Traffic is heavy and my heart is too Them rubbers in the glove box will soon be used I'm paying for loving and I know it's wrong A one legged horse can't wear a thong her name is Tina and she's pregnant again but with just one leg she still looks thin Next morning she claimed to find religion too I said I'm glad you found.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus but I've lost your shoe.

[Josh Arnold]

Truck stop Thanksgiving Wipe the gravy off your face Bring it homeboy. Truck stop Thanksgiving bump seven please say grace.

[Tom Griswold]

Good night.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy Thanksgiving. Floydy.

[Tom Griswold]

Lost your shoe, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

And just the one she did. Yeah, poor girl. Pregnant again. It's the Bob and Tom show. Spread it. There's and what Tom's talking about when he says spread it is the Thanksgiving spread. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanksgiving cheer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, spread the Thanksgiving cheer. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay across the way at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hey Man. Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold, the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a visual component to today's introductions. Mr. Jeff Oscar, who I believe is going to be doing his rant once again. Did we get that organized?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm hoping we could just play the old one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so good.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff is getting his hair cut on the air today. And his beard. He's suggested that. Now, was this a suggestion from your lady friend or.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's just been. I. I'm just tired of it.

[Christy Lee]

Ready for a new look?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I can't decide whether to go short beard or just go polish mustache.

[Christy Lee]

Short beard. Yeah, Short beard.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd vote for short beard.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you do short beard but with a Polish mustache? I think. Let's take a look at that. And then if it looks bad, then we can take the mustache.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. That's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

We're bringing in a professional haircut lady, Christine Hazel.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, maybe she can do my bangs, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, whatever, Whatever. Do you have some tip money? I.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what a Polish mustache is, right? It's a goatee. Very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, I didn't realize that your hair was this fro.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, well, we don't often get to see. I didn't want to put any product in it because she wouldn't be able to wash it before she cut it. So this is what my hair does when I don't put.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was in college, that was referred to as an isro.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is a. A slang term.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For the curly. That's one of.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I grew my hair out in junior high, and my nickname was fro because it literally fro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's quite a history of the fro. The white. The white man's fro.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And white woman's fro. I know that Barbara Streisand affected that look in.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Babs had it for a bit, and it was horrible. It's called a permanent, right? Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just awful.

[Tom Griswold]

It got very popular in the disco era.

[Christy Lee]

It was big in the 80s.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of white. Like, let's see, Don Henley, 70s from the Eagles had it. What's his name? Lindsey Buckingham.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

From Fleetwood Mac had this huge fro. And then cooler heads prevailed and that. That fad went away.

[Josh Arnold]

I always would hate it. I was like, you know, a young boy and the hairdresser lady be like, oh, women would die for this hair. I'm like, I'm a Boy, I don't want girl. Yeah. Like, oh, great. That would be awesome if I was a lady. But I'm a boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you have the natural. That's a natural curly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing.

[Christy Lee]

But it was very nice head of hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have like the rounded globular look?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The standard frozen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've always had a theory on why that went out of style.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because you had significant figures in. In the black power movement with that on the feminine side, of course, Angela Davis. But I think as if male pattern baldness kicks in the big fro tends to look much like Bozo the clown.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think that discourages from one's gravitas. If you're talking about, you know, you know, serious issues in society and you're up there looking like Bozo. I think it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I could see that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if some, if a lot of people know this, but you used to be in the world of high finance. Yeah, yeah. How did you wear your facial hair and hair then? Oh, high and tight. Oh, I got my hair cut like every two weeks.

[Christy Lee]

Clean cut.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was. Yeah. Clean shave. You were like boiler room Jeff. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Now I think the best analysis, I guess the comparison would be Tom Hanks, you're two years into being in the island.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean that is a. Or you look like. Or that you look like the corporate guy that's been kidnapped. And yes, they cut your finger off for proof of life and let you out of the shed after two years.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish I was. That rich people were trying to kidnap me for ransom. That would be awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Not if you get kidnapped. You're gonna, you know, crap your way out.

[Josh Arnold]

This is my impression of your girlfriend answering the phone with. From the people who have kidnapped you. Keep him.

[Tom Griswold]

We have access to his 401k. We're keeping him now. Coming up, a special edition of the shoe in of the week. We do have a Chicks picks on file and we're gonna talk to our latest winner. The winner of week 12 in our Bob and Tom Pigskin Picks competition. Mr. Richard Manus. And Mr. Manus. I don't know if he's a man of the cloth because then he'd be a praying man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. I did like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Just came upon this. I assume he goes by Richard, maybe Rick. Dick Manus sounds like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's like a detective or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Dick Manus, private eye. Yes, we're going to talk to him this hour. I think he won that $500 e gift card to Stephen Singer jewelers because he, he was capable of picking all of the winners. The only person in our little contest that got all of them right. So by the way, today is the day before the tripleheader tomorrow in the NFL. So get your picks in right now go to bobandtom.com contest and just pick the winners in the NFL games for week 13. Once again, a triple header tomorrow. Of course the Lions are playing, which is a nice tradition, but get those picks in before the games start and you will be able to win that prize perhaps. So once again, get that done today, please. Bob and Tom.com contest. By the way, by states winners of our competition, Colorado 1, Wisconsin 2. Indiana and Michigan tied at 4.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

So let's get the rest of the country involved here. See if you can get yourself. Get yourself a winner. We have plenty of letters to get to coming up. A lot of interesting things going on in the world of news and we have some tips from Reader's Digest on what to do if you're at a Thanksgiving gathering and need some alone time.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Leave.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, short of leaving. Oh yeah. Some of them are.

[Christy Lee]

I think, I think yourself in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

I think unintentionally. Would you sell that one? Yeah, go to the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't. I haven't ready yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Up to 12 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I usually just wave the gun around. Yeah. Everyone know I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a tip about that.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious? I, I honestly haven't read it yet because I'm busy this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget. I think it's something.

[Christy Lee]

They have a time on it. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. But there are some really stupid suggestions on how to get some alone time. Certainly look forward to hearing about those. Also we have sumo wrestling news for those of you that are.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it season. Is it the season over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess there's some big championship that just happened and the winner is an out of towner, out of country.

[Josh Arnold]

Er.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. So that's kind of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Oddly enough, an Ethiopian isn't that wild?

[Tom Griswold]

You're implying he's a skinny gent?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm actually implying that he's very, very fat. But it's rare in Ethiopia.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine. We have a story for you skiers out there that is somewhat dangerous and fun. It involves animal life and I had never heard of this. The so called Batman effect.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I haven't heard of that either.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really quite interesting. It's an experiment done that. It actually involves Batman in the world of in the world of science. We'll get to all these things coming up. One of the suggestions that we can make because obviously the the Christmas music season is officially beginning tomorrow as far as I'm concerned, after Thanksgiving. But it's also time over the weekend to get some of your shopping done. And one of the things I'll be doing probably Friday or Saturday after I hit the stores, I'm going to hit Omaha steaks.com and do my annual sets of stakes that I send to lots of my friends. It's a great gift and I think Josh has some information about that.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. And Tom, I'm happy to share with you that you're going to be saving money when you do that tomorrow. In fact, you're going to be getting 50% off site wide and an extra 20% off select favorites@omaha steaks.com because it's their cyber sale. That's right. Whether you're sending unforgettable gifts or treating yourself, are you going to load yourself up with some stuff, too?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. I've got my freezer fixed. I'm ready to go again.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Is he here?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's still charging. He's still charging. But I can tell you so excited. He'll be back around 7:12.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

All right, thank you very much. Now also coming up today, a special edition of Sexy Time with Ali Breen. Because you may want some tips for this holiday weekend.

[Christy Lee]

How do you do it in your parents house?

[Josh Arnold]

What? That's a good question. If. What's the.

[Christy Lee]

If you go home for Thanksgiving with a significant other that'll be really.

[Tom Griswold]

In your old room, that'll be really cool because the people that live there don't know me. Hey. Hi. You don't know me. I used to live here. I never really slept in my own room. Do you mind if I go bang one out in Jim's room? Thank you. That's all.

[Christy Lee]

You ever do that. Did you ever go back at.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen your house in a while when you. I haven't seen my house.

[Christy Lee]

When you got back from college or whatever and you went home to see mom and dad or whatever, did you.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever bring a girl home from college? No.

[Christy Lee]

So you never had. Do you ever do it in your.

[Tom Griswold]

Parents house when you were a grown up? You know something? No, that's a, that's a good question though.

[Christy Lee]

You never did ever?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so. It was too weird. I mean. Oh, it's exciting. That's a vibe thing.

[Christy Lee]

It is exciting, right? Yeah. Get away with something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. There's a. What's the word I'm looking for, Josh? A creepy kind of Oedipal aura about this.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That. Yeah. I'll be happy to take your letters on that. Let me know. But we're going to return with a new topic.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

To the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Kevin Harlan here. This Black Friday prime is taking over with an incredible day of live sports. Black Friday football is at the center of it all with the Chicago Bears taking on the Philadelphia Eagles at 3 Eastern. Immediately after that, it's an exciting Emirates NBA cup doubleheader. The Bucks will take on the Knicks at 7pm Then the Mavericks will be in LA against the Lakers at 10. It's the final night of knockout rounds as teams vie for a spot in the quarterfinals. And the whole day starts on the links with the Capital One skins game as four elite PGA golfers face off with $4 million on the line. Black Friday game day tees off with the Capital One skins game at 9am Eastern. Then it's Black Friday football with the Bears and Eagles at three. And it all culminates with the doubleheader of NBA basketball, the Emirates cup action featuring the Bucks at Knicks at 7 and the Mavs at the Lakers at 10. And it's all only on prime. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there. Hello. Regaling us with a story that can't be told on the air.

[Christy Lee]

But, man, man, was it a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I shouldn't have even mentioned it. It's cruel to do that. But it was.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an award winner, a lady, a naked brother, and some rope. Yeah, that's pretty much it.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be the name of the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

And the part about you guys peering through the keyhole one Thanksgiving. Yeah, I never heard of anyone actually peering through a keyhole in real life.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskar at the prize pick sports desk. Hey, man. He's about to be shorn a little later on. Ace Cosby's there. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold, the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. And Tom, I'm a little thrown today. I forgot to put my belt on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are your pants falling down?

[Josh Arnold]

They're just kind of slowly sliding down. I mean, it's just a. Yeah, I put my belt on every day. How does one.

[Christy Lee]

I bet we could get you a rope belt. I bet Eddie's got some rope in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Or an extension cord.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's funny how you make these simple mistakes. I did one the other day. I was at the Pilates studio. Yeah. You know where I go and you, obviously, you put on your gym clothes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And. But it's, it's, it's a small place so that you just go into the bathroom and they've got a few hooks and I, you know, did a couple things and, you know. Did you take your shoes off? You take your shoes off outside in your socks, then you walk in, you remove your trousers and put on your gym shorts. Yeah, I forgot one step.

[Christy Lee]

Your pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Took my pants off. But I was wearing just, you know, kind of underwear. Yeah. And I walked out. Wait a minute. Went back inside. There was no one there. I just.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you get, you get to the. You just Kind of forget. Okay. What am I doing?

[Christy Lee]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You're thinking about the other things. And I could have gone south on.

[Josh Arnold]

The landscaper job site. If you forgot your belt, you would take a zip tie and run it through two belt loops and zip tie, zip tie it together and set your pants together. Yeah. Pretty. Pretty smart. At the end of the day, you just cut it off and you're good to go. I love zip ties.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're great. Especially if you're are great kidnapping somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

They're effective. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is why I had a car full.

[Christy Lee]

Kidnapping people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're watching this on our live feed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll notice that Mr. Osuke has a wild head of hair today. He's getting a haircut on the show in a couple hours. You're. When's the last time you had a haircut?

[Josh Arnold]

Six months, eight months. I couldn't tell you. Do you normally go into a place and get it done? Yeah. Or my mother in law cuts hair. Oh, okay. Cool. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

And plus the beard is going to come off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you'll keep the beard. Maybe you're going to decide.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But it's definitely coming as short as Josh's.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And we should point out it's. It's a very long beard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. It's out of control.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very bushy.

[Josh Arnold]

You look great. Yeah. The. The family will love it for Thanksgiving. Perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we want to get to the mail here and we have a quite a bit of it. Of course. You can reach us Bob and Tom at bob&tom.com and the mail is brought to you by our friends at sleep number. I love my sleep number bed boy.

[Christy Lee]

So do I want to say I.

[Tom Griswold]

Think I've had mine for what, 15 years now?

[Josh Arnold]

Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got the cool one that has that control where you can get the. Get the back to go up, you know. You know what I'm talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know what you're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

The adjustable base. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You can read in bed and you don't have acid reflux and. Yeah. It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So in any event, we want to say thanks to sleep number save on mattress and base bundles plus free premium delivery. Free delivery for a limited time only at sleep number your sleep number store or just go to sleepnumber.com for all the information I should say about the sleep number Black Friday sale. I'm a big fan. Now this first letter involves the NFL and it's a rather rare situation that occurs in a pro Football game. And Jim from Festus, Missouri, Are you familiar with Festus?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's that?

[Josh Arnold]

It is probably 45 minutes out of St. Louis City.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Festus, Missouri is the home of Jim and he writes on Monday Night Football. Did you hear the call of roughing the snapper? Sounds dirty to me. Roughing the snapper. You often hear of roughing the kicker.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Roughing the snapper during the long snap. The long snapper is a protected player.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what's the point of rushing the snapper anyway?

[Tom Griswold]

Roughing the snapper.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, rushing.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever had your ever experience see.

[Josh Arnold]

Snapper Christie can sometimes be used as a slang.

[Christy Lee]

Really? I did not know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, after a. After a tough night, you might wake up and say to your significant other, I'll tell you what, I almost got called for roughing the snapper last night.

[Christy Lee]

Honestly, he's up. Had I heard snapper before? Oh, well, doesn't matter.

[Tom Griswold]

The slang term snapper appears in the Bob and Tom classic camel toe.

[Christy Lee]

Well, every.

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Every single.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you guys got everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

We worked hard on that. Yeah, you did. Good afternoon. Yeah, roughing the snapper does sound nasty. Thank you very much, Jim, and hello to Festus, Missouri. I was not familiar with that, but I was familiar with Festus, of course, from Gunsmoke. Oh, Festus. Fine. Fine character. Christy, you got some mail over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I just have one letter. This is from Mike in Louisville. He wants to know how everyone's Thanksgiving grocery outings turned out. Yesterday, he said, I'm guessing Tom's ended up being extremely complicated.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, I came away empty handed. I had a lot of stuff to do yesterday. I. The place I ordinarily get my turkeys was out of them.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so I. I called my son Sam, and he. He found one.

[Christy Lee]

He found you a turkey?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, I. I imagine there I wanted a specific type.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. I'm sure you wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

How I wanted one that was a range fed and asked to be executed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Depressed turkey, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Joshua were out yesterday when?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know, I just kind of soldier through. It's really not. And I. There's part of me kind of likes it.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you. I think it's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Part of me is kind of like, okay, this is part. This is what you do. Yeah, but you like all the. Oh, my gosh, it's Josh Arnold. Hey, look, you love that. What I couldn't do is I was at Costco and you know my rule by Costco. I do not try any of the samples.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Because that's what. That's. I'm not. I won't give the public the pleasure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, people expect that. They shove their little boy in front of you, watch him go to every one of the samples.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm not gonna let you down. In the middle of my shopping, I got a text from my girlfriend. Hey, want to meet me for a glass of wine? Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

So you still have more shopping to do today?

[Christy Lee]

I do, actually, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there it was. Check local listings. Traffic was unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But I went to two different stores. Seriously, I did have a glass of wine, but I went to two different stores and I was surprised at how it wasn't so bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's only one thing I really need.

[Josh Arnold]

To still get with two stores and no issues.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have more letters.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a letter. Were you guys talking skylights this week?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is from Matt. He is a carpenter. He says what most carpenters say about skylights is if you put a hole in a roof, it's going to leak. That's for Matt. I've always kind of heard that skylights can be problematic. But. But they also. They seem really nice.

[Christy Lee]

I had one over my tub in my old house I loved.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is a nice spot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you lay in the tub and you could look up and see the stars. Oh, so nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Friend of mine makes them and they. They actually open.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they got a hinge on them and they're great. They're awesome. And I had them at my old house. They never leaked, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

If they're good ones and they're put in properly, they're fine. I'm a huge fan.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have them in your current home?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in one room because. Yeah, again, as I said, if your bedrooms are upstairs, which mine are, you don't want to have a skylight in a bedroom. Generally speaking, at my old house, we had a skylight in one of the bedrooms. And, you know, it's. Unless you like sleeping in a brightly lit room, you don't want it. Now, we had a discussion about deviled eggs. Are deviled eggs an appetizer or a part of the main course? It doesn't matter. But they're delightful and delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And Kelly's mom, Cindy made us a so called flight of deviled eggs.

[Christy Lee]

Will she be making more for tomorrow?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I've already answered.

[Josh Arnold]

And Tom, I hate to argue with you. What? Am I. Am I kidding? I love it. That wasn't a flight. A flight has to have different types, styles, and types.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

That was just a slight variety.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. A flight is like a sampler, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought there was a certain irony that use flight about chickens.

[Josh Arnold]

Clearly.

[Tom Griswold]

We did have a letter yesterday. I don't have it in front of me about how delightful duck eggs are.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

And the essence of the letter was, I guess they're slightly larger. Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently taste a lot better. I. I think it ended with, once you have duck eggs, you'll never go back. Right, Here we go. We. We're being one upped here. Oh, this comes to us from Sarah. I'll read the last line first. Everyone needs a quail.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Christy Lee]

Quail eggs are so little.

[Tom Griswold]

She goes, if you want to blow your underwear off.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

And a few words I can't read in the radio. Deviled eggs made of quail eggs. We raise chickens. Ducks and quail utilize all their eggs. I have come to the conclusion that only peasants use chicken eggs. Those with a little more class. I like Sarah very much. Those a little more class use duck eggs. But only the creme de la creme of people understand the subtle excellence that are quail eggs.

[Christy Lee]

But they're like the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we need 48 dozen to feed the.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, Sarah understands this. She continues, While small, their flavor is unlike anything else. Smooth, creamy, and absolutely delicious. Quail eggs make the most adorable deviled eggs. You can fit many of them on a platter, and their presence simply elevates any gathering from ho hum to exceptional. This sounds like something that. What's the. Who's the blonde chick? Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart Show. She'd go, oh, my God. Yeah, we're doing a special. That's great, Sarah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think just the process of making them with quail eggs would take like a hundred times longer. Cracking those tiny little eggs, that's the beauty of it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about the journey. And then that's the kind of thing.

[Christy Lee]

How do you know when they're hard boiled? I mean, they. Dang. They're so.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there's a technique. I'm sure. Sarah, can Sarah please send us the recipe?

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say, I don't believe she's making those. I want to see a picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We need a picture. I know. Do you suppose you get quail eggs at one of these exotic grocery stores?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've seen them. I can tell you where to get them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I want to get duck eggs I want to try that.

[Josh Arnold]

There are actually some. We'll call them mainstream grocery stores that have duck eggs. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so I eat eggs for dinner probably four or five nights a week.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

How boring.

[Josh Arnold]

The incredible edible egg.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Just oddly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What? Just scrambled eggs?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night? Yeah, just a couple eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no one cook for you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just was. I did. I've been, you know, working on my diet and just eat a couple eggs at night. I don't. I can't eat too big. I go to bed so early.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you eat a big dinner at 8 o' clock and then lie down?

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, we eat a big dinner at 9 o' clock when my girlfriend gets home from work. And then I lie down. Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

Take a nap.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah, some days. Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now send us your letters. How do they do that, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

They go. How do they send it? Bob and [e-mail] Pretty easy.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of food, Nathan writes, does Josh know when he says filets mignon during the Omaha stakes? Mentions his pretentiousness levels shoot by Tom's exponentially. Yes, that's why we do it.

[Tom Griswold]

But I can shoot higher. Yes, in France, you would say fillets mignon. Oh, they're both plural, are they? Yeah. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I go the British route.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it is correct. But I refuse to say attorneys general.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I always. I like.

[Tom Griswold]

I like attorney generals.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's attorneys general.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but it sounds funnier when you say attorney general.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you say sisters in law supposed to.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean you're supposed to?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would make.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not all my sister in laws are here. It's my sisters in law are here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I thought if you only have one sister in law now.

[Tom Griswold]

We always have. We always struggle with. Struggle with language. The show is, of course, based on language and none of us are really masters of it. And it changes all the time. Dear Bob and Tom show, writes Eric from Cincinnati. My wife was telling me a story about this dog that we were adopting at the animal shelter. She couldn't come up with the term animal shelter. She said, you know, the doggy orphanage.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I share something I learned last week? I was messaging with Josh about something I was watching, and I wrote to him. I was like, I bawled my eyes out, B, A L, L, E, D. My eyes out just wrote back, it's B A W L E D. And I think I, before I learned That I believe. I also said it's B, A W, led. Unless you just made love to your own head.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S. That's exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard the word skull. But that would be. That would be impossible.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you're not alone, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course you're not.

[Christy Lee]

We all learn something new every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you watching. Were you watching a Hallmark movie?

[Josh Arnold]

I was watching the John Candy documentary. Oh, that's a tearjerker, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Is that good? We were talking about Christmas music, and I'm a huge fan, and I. I like a lot of the classic stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you get tired of hearing the same songs over and over and over?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the beauty of listening to different versions of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but why are there no new Christmas? There are.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but they don't. They don't stick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they do. The number one Christmas song every year now is Mariah Carey. That's only, what, 20, 30 years old?

[Josh Arnold]

Only 20, 30 years old. 20, 30 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of them are from the 20s and 30s.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fair, but. Yeah, no, I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, she's a contemporary artist doing her own song.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, but I'm talking about in the last five years.

[Josh Arnold]

You're asking the wrong person about time and dates. What's contemporary and what isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so. So you want a contemporary. So you want the pictures of Jesus with one of those dumb haircuts where it's shaved in the side and broccoli on top.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't talking about a picture. I was talking about a song. Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not an argument.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you see? I mean, let's face it. Judges threw that out. Let's face it, the. The depictions of Jesus in Western art, they tend to be. They tend to lean a little Nordic. And I think those that are somewhat familiar with geography and the.

[Josh Arnold]

There are varying ideas, aren't there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I don't think you're going to see the one where he has the shaved sides and the broccoli top.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be. That would be kind of a stretch if you want to contemporize Jesus for us. There's some pretty good newer ones.

[Christy Lee]

Name one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, give me time here. I left. I'll left a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some that are good, some that aren't. What's that one? Is it the waitresses that have the one?

[Josh Arnold]

I love that. Christmas rats. 40.

[Christy Lee]

But that's at least 40.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but again, these are artists that are still around to A degree. Well, that's right. I forgot. As soon as I said that, I realized that's got a really sad ending. Thanks, Ace, for bringing that.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, you know you were talking about Christmas. You know what makes a great Christmas gift, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Or a frame. So that's right. You know, you can easily share memories of your family with your loved ones this holiday season. This is a really incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm buying. I was just saying yesterday, I'm buying five of these.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And you can load them up before you even put them in the mail. How cool is that?

[Tom Griswold]

We got one right behind Josh. I spent a couple hours loading it from my house and it was over here. It's really cool.

[Christy Lee]

And the other thing is, once they receive it, you can update it every day if you want. You can.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Continuously change the photos in your aura frame. And you can do it. Effort effortlessly, all year long. Every frame comes packaged in a premium gift box and no price tag on it, so you don't even have to wrap the darn thing.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a special irony messing up the word effortlessly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know, right? It took effort to make it effortlessly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like the word for people with lisps. What is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

We don't say that like company.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it rhoticism?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's some really difficult word to say.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's like, hey, you know what's not difficult? For a limited time, visit auraframes.com and you'll get 45 off Aura's best selling Carver mat frames. It's named number one by Wirecutter by using the promo code Tomacout. That's a U R A frames.com promo code Tom. This exclusive black Friday Cyber Monday deal is the best of the year. So order now before it ends. And support us by mentioning the Bob and Tom show at checkout.

[Tom Griswold]

I just telling a friend of mine who's about to have. He and his wife are about to have their first baby.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

And I said this is the perfect gift for your. For your mom.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. For grandma.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, every couple days you put a new picture of the kid on there and we're sitting on her desk and she'll. Oh, what a surprise. It's. And it's. This is such a great idea. I'm a huge fan. I didn't know about this. This is one of those things where again, I'm in the dark. As you know, an alien on earth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't get over the fact that you could load it from a remote location. And it's easy to do because as you know, I'm about as tech savvy as an anvil.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up. And it is simple.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Coming up, more of your coming up, more of your letters. The word simpleton often applies to me. Many, many are surprised. Most are not. Coming up. We're going to talk with our winner. We'll do the shoe in of the week and our winner of our competition. And I want you to do this today, please, everybody get involved for Week 13 of the NFL three games tomorrow, of course, it's Thanksgiving. And all you got to do is pick all the winners for week 13. Just pick the winners. Don't worry about the spread. And last week only one person got all the games right. And we're going to talk to him. He's Richard Manus. We'll be talking to him in just a few minutes. But you can enter for week 13 by going to bobandtom.com contest. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Kevin Harlan here. This Black Friday prime is taking over with an incredible day of live sports. Black Friday football is at the center of it all with the Chicago Bears taking on the Philadelphia Eagles at 3 Eastern. Immediately after that, it's an exciting Emirates NBA cup doubleheader. The Bucs will take on the Knicks at 7pm Then the Mavericks will be in LA against the Lakers at 10. It's the final night of knockout rounds as teams vie for a spot in the quarterfinals. And the whole day starts on the Lynx with the Capital One Skins Game as four elite PGA golfers face off with $4 million on the line. Black Friday game day tees off with the Capital One skins game at 9am Eastern. Then it's Black Friday football with the Bears and Eagles at three. And it all culminates with the double header of NBA basketball, the Emirates cup action featuring the Bucks at Knicks at 7 and the Mavs at the Lakers at 10. And it's all only on Prime. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you so much for being here on Thanksgiving eve. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin there. Hey, Josh. Jeff Oskay at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hey, man. Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold, the I hate Stevens. Singer, sidekick, chair and Tom. I have a song stuck in my head and I don't know the artist. I have a guess, but I don't know. Let's hear it.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Mary Lou. Okay. Sweet Mary Lou, I'm so in love with you.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd you get that in your head?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what that was? My dad would play that all the time. For some reason, it's just popped into my head today.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he loved a Mary Lou once.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Are you married to Cindy?

[Tom Griswold]

Cindy Lou who? Yeah, I. I saw Rick Nelson in concert a bunch of a bunch. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he the guy that's in Rio Bravo as well?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Or one of those, you know, some of those westerns. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't have the Eagles if you didn't have Rick Nelson. That's a. Do your. Do your rock homework. Ah, he was a famous TV star. And he's also in the wackiest ship in the army.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, I've seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

Great movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I liked it.

[Tom Griswold]

Jack Warden, one of my favorite actors of all time.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't there like the Nelson brothers or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, David Nelson, Ricky Nelson. Ozzie Nelson was their dad. The Ricky Nelson, an overlooked figure in rock and roll. He's got that great song.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? Garden party.

[Christy Lee]

Garden party.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I used to go see him. He would play the Bottom Line in New York. And I saw him. I saw him here. I saw him at the. One of the funny things that Rick Nelson did, he was. He was on stage and this was pre cell phone. Of course he's been gone for a while, but he was on stage and he saw someone in the audience that wanted to take a picture. And I kid you not, he was. He. He positioned himself and posed while singing a song. It was really kind of a generous gesture to do. And he was a super good looking guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was very handsome. My aunt was really had a real big crush on him. I remember.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the relation in the 80s and 90s? There was Nelson.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Those are his twin.

[Josh Arnold]

Twin.

[Tom Griswold]

Twin sons. Now are. Do we have our winner on the phone here? Oh, sorry, I thought it was this hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right it is. Hey, I forgot we're going eastern time today.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We're sorry. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

The day before Thanksgiving, we always.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea. We.

[Josh Arnold]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to find out the word. We were discussing the fact that in an earlier broadcast moment, Christy Lee, you effortlessly. You struggled with the word effortlessly.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Which really is a silly Word that doesn't need to be.

[Tom Griswold]

And we all have words we can't. We all have words we can't pronounce.

[Josh Arnold]

Your.

[Tom Griswold]

Your word is municipal. Municipality. You always say municipal.

[Christy Lee]

Now. I am very good about it. Municipal.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you got another.

[Josh Arnold]

You just screwed it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Every. Everybody has.

[Josh Arnold]

I am. It's municipal.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody has one or I've got many, but. And I said, what's the word? I was trying to think of the word for someone who can lisp.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, this isn't just a lisp. What I said was rhoticism. And that's when someone can't pronounce their R's. Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

My sister had that.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's cruel.

[Josh Arnold]

That word starts with an R. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is one of the cruel ones.

[Tom Griswold]

And if this for the word for stammering, I believe is disfluency. So I've got. It's just not fair. Who are these people who think of this stuff? That's just mean. We were talking about Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

Who does make up words? We could make up a word. Why can't we make up?

[Tom Griswold]

I make up words with my dogs all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

The Greeks made up a lot.

[Christy Lee]

The Latins.

[Tom Griswold]

Shakespeare. Shakespeare made up like a thousand.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, now I guess you just put two words together and you get a word.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we have all kinds of new words.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We talk about them all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Language is a living organism.

[Christy Lee]

Who makes them.

[Tom Griswold]

Like there's a fact. Did they just emerge?

[Christy Lee]

Like we could come up with a word and it could become a word.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard a guy the other day say the word fantabulous.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's been around for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I had never heard. I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A guy that I knew in high school was a real stoner. He used it all the time. Now he's a Greek Orthodox priest.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh. So what? That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that is interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Got the ZZ Top, beer, the whole thing. He's got some weird name now. Some religious.

[Josh Arnold]

You sound approving.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You know. Hey, how's it going, Ted? Oh, I'm Bob. Aram Dasno. Oh, good for you. Congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. You and Cat Stevens.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Time show writes our good buddy Ramon in Orlando. For my money, the Johnny Mathis Christmas album is the quintessential holiday album.

[Josh Arnold]

It is great. It's great. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were talking about Johnny Mathis yesterday. I guess he's finally done his last concert.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's the guy that, you know, he's kind of does that.

[Josh Arnold]

Chances are Mike. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But yeah, you sound just like him.

[Tom Griswold]

He's great. And our. What's the name of our comedian friend that.

[Josh Arnold]

Brad Upton.

[Tom Griswold]

Brad Upton's open for him for years and he said Johnny Mathis is a great guy. That's a really nice guy. Yeah, that is cool. And he's the guy that we found out he was. He's like five, seven. But he had, he had the high jump record in California and out high jumped Bill Russell at five, seven. He jumped over what? Six, six foot seven.

[Josh Arnold]

You said six, five. I don't know if that's even possible. A guy who's five, seven odd things.

[Christy Lee]

He could almost jump over Bill Russell.

[Tom Griswold]

Bill Russell was I think seven feet, but yeah, it was. Or something close. But the point is, yeah, he actually went up against Bill Russell in high school. He was a champion at I think San Francisco State range. Isn't that crazy that he's.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

That he would be. And that was again pre Fosberry Flop. For those of you that are high jump fans, why do you like the Fosbury Flop? I will go on record as saying.

[Christy Lee]

People are high, it's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

But you are abnormally obsessed with the Fosbury. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Because how many people revolutionize a sport single handedly?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it jumped up about 6 inches with that method.

[Tom Griswold]

That was pretty. That's what everybody does.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's fine. And don't you go, oh, okay. And that's it. That's it. And not bring it up. I haven't looked back since high school. I don't live my life with that just bouncing around my head. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's because you're too busy singing hello Mary Lou, Goodbye Heart.

[Josh Arnold]

He is right. That's bouncing.

[Tom Griswold]

And I contend the best Christmas album is Amy Grant. Her first Christmas album is amazing. Yeah, that's it. There's so many good ones out.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't sleep on John Denver and the Muppets. I'll tell you that right now. Good. It is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here's one. Well, Charlie Brown Christmas, my all time favorite Christmas song. This is Lance the Mailman in Saginaw, Michigan. Run dmc. Christmas in Hollis.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's Hollis? Is that a place in Queens?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What is it in Queens?

[Josh Arnold]

New York. New York. Oh, I would think you would know.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

It's where Ron used to dmc.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure Tom never went to the Hollis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was busy.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that area your family told you to stay out of? That's. That's where it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I lived right on the edge of Harlem.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Did you do the Harlem Shuffle?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I did the Harlem Run as fast. He did the Harlem Street Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Harlem Crosses my friend. My friend Gary got mugged in Morningside Park. 1.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, that's exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

At knife point. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, more letters here. Let's see. Hey, guys. Oh, we went to see Willie last Saturday. It was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Nelson?

[Tom Griswold]

No, my son. Also, we swapped jerseys. Oh, that's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie must have worn a jersey and they traded, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Is he home for Thanksgiving?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he'll be home tomorrow. He's working tonight in Chicago.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we need to move. Oh, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

We got to take a. Yeah, we.

[Tom Griswold]

Got to take a short break here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, let's go take some dumps and come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we do it as a group. We hold hands and rotate.

[Josh Arnold]

This time. Let's go counterclockwise.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's gonna throw me. Okay. Christy. Christy, you're.

[Christy Lee]

I have to start.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

This is awful. Terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that happen?

[Christy Lee]

I could never do that on this show.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have your Thanksgiving kitchen helpers. And also we have suggestions from reader sideshest on how to get alone time during your Thanksgiving.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this from like an old issue?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, but probably. Some of them are so stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's that you'll. I think you'll enjoy it. We are enjoying this Life in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to share something?

[Tom Griswold]

Send us an email bobandtomobandtom.com this is.

[Josh Arnold]

The Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you so much for joining us. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lees at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker has stepped in Hello. As has Jeff Oskate. The prize picks sports desk. Ace Cosby across the way. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Visit Steven singer [e-mail] to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. That's I hate stevensinger.com. and there he is, the one and only Tom Turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

I called you Tom Turkey because of Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, Tom's one of those names that usually associated yet. Tom Turkey. Hey, thanks. Peeping Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Uncle Tom. Yeah, sorry, Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, get thrown into that. Tom, Dick and Harry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that group lately. That wouldn't be. I mean, there aren't that many folks by the name of Tom, Dick or Harry anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there aren't a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be like, what are the common names now?

[Josh Arnold]

Liam, Every Logan and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Liam.

[Tom Griswold]

Every Noah. Yeah, every Noah, Ian, Liam. Yeah. Okay, now, Ms. Hooker is here, so I'm gonna have to reread this letter. Okay, we got. Yes, you missed that. We had a. I can't call it a flight. Apparently Kelly. Kelly's mom, Cindy made us some delightful devil days.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were enjoying them. And then we got a letter yesterday from a woman saying that you really haven't lived. You've had duck eggs.

[Christy Lee]

You brought duck eggs in here, didn't you? Yeah, yeah, I have duck eggs all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, apparently they're slightly larger.

[Christy Lee]

They're. Yeah, they're big. They could be up to like three or four regular.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're tasty.

[Christy Lee]

Chicken eggs. Oh, yeah, they taste exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, when you buy duck eggs, do you use cash? I put it on my bill. Pat, I'm sorry that I drugged you. I dragged you into that.

[Tom Griswold]

You watch the Machinations of the. I was thrown at first. I know. This is a joke. Category one dick jokes. No, Category two. We got this nice letter. This comes to us from Sarah. She lives on a farm. She refers to this as a. Blow your underwear off. Incredible erection inducing deviled eggs made of quail eggs. Have you ever tried these?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we've had quail eggs here too.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're tiny, right?

[Christy Lee]

They're tiny.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how you would.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, how would you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like she. She just does it exactly like you would.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably rather labor intensive I would think, but she says they're terrific.

[Christy Lee]

They're pretty size of a supplement.

[Josh Arnold]

You just Use a smaller.

[Christy Lee]

They're like this big, aren't they? The size of a little Vaseline container.

[Tom Griswold]

Smaller. Smaller than a golf ball?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of an odd shape.

[Josh Arnold]

They're almost like Easter egg candy things.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Like malted milk, ball can, Easter egg.

[Tom Griswold]

But the, the duck thing. Do you prefer them to regular chicken eggs? Yeah, I do.

[Christy Lee]

I like them and they're big. And then you don't have to crack as many eggs, but you get just as much protein.

[Tom Griswold]

And the phrase is once you go quack, you'll never go back.

[Josh Arnold]

That is. It's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Once again, sorry, we.

[Christy Lee]

Why is that Bother Ace?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think the.

[Josh Arnold]

The origin of that is just trying to be funny. It doesn't bother Ace. Ace being black bothers Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so funny. Never notice that. Well, it's time to push on. I thought perhaps with Thanksgiving just around the corner. Before we get to sports, we have from Reader's Digest this the following information.

[Christy Lee]

Christian holidays can be overwhelming. Of course, we all know that Reader's Digest has shared some tips for stealing some time alone. All right, so you're at the get together and you need some quiet time. You could a forget an ingredient that gives you an excuse to run to the grocery store and give yourself a break.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I've never done that, but I've been at family things where, hey, shoot, we're out of this. I'll go get it. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Remember when you were 16, you could first drive and your mom would go, hey, I need some butter. You'd find a store 30 miles away just to get some. Yeah, the same thing. Get away for a while. It's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

Number two, take an important call. Even if you don't actually have a call to take, you can take a few minutes to yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the Griswold trick.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a bad move.

[Tom Griswold]

But I always use Tom as the call.

[Christy Lee]

So I'll be like, it's my boss. And everybody's like, oh, we understand.

[Tom Griswold]

This is going to take a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now when you do that, do you move your lips and pretend to be talking while you're standing outside? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'll just.

[Josh Arnold]

I just shake my head a lot because I'm talking to you. I'm not going to get a word in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, for example, I do not like parking in parking, building facilities, a parking garage. Hate them. Had to do it yesterday and apparently everyone on earth was sick. I had to go to the hospital with Finn and It was, like, nowhere to park. I almost wrecked my car three times.

[Christy Lee]

So the other people at the hospital bothered you because they were there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

How dare they be safe.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd rather park in a nice field. But the larger point here is when people get mugged in parking garages almost every God. So what you're supposed to do, they.

[Christy Lee]

Say is the children's hospital. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're supposed to. You're supposed to pretend you're talking on your phone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently muggers.

[Josh Arnold]

Then they know you have a phone to steal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently the rule of thumb is the muggers will stay away from you.

[Christy Lee]

That's not true. They will take your phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Especially in Europe. They will take your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not parking in Europe. Although I might as well have parked in Europe by the time I found a spot.

[Christy Lee]

Number three. This is a good one. Go outside and play fetch with the dog.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's good. My dad does that a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? So to get away from the group.

[Josh Arnold]

And he doesn't even have a dog, you just throw sticks.

[Christy Lee]

You can offer to walk or play with your host dog simultaneously helping out and giving your you a break from the crowd.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Break away with one person. Grab a relative you click with. This is had to have been written.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I know this.

[Josh Arnold]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this comes to us from the early 50s.

[Christy Lee]

Find an excuse to show them something in another room.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to see. Want to see my. Want to see my scar?

[Josh Arnold]

We're second cousins. It don't count.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That'S a weird one. You're not going to take somebody in somebody else's house and go, hey, I want to show you something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds marijuana. You're my second cousin. It means we can do it twice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how they came up with it, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

You want a second help?

[Christy Lee]

Number five, Go to the bathroom. Well, excusing yourself to the bathroom gives you about 10 minutes of alone time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

And if you can pick one in a less high traffic area, well, sure, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Be gone for 10 minutes. In my house, you get teased. Yeah. You come back after 10 minutes. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the best. I think the best way to break away, just walk up and go, hey, this Epstein thing's bugging me. If that doesn't clear the room.

[Christy Lee]

Here's one. This is according to Reader's Digest. Make up a safety excuse. Excuse yourself to see if there's ice on the driveway or to check if your door is locked. Use those few Seconds to take some deep breaths.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

To check if your doors are locked on your car. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

I can do that on my phone now, but thank you. Lean into being disorganized. Excuse yourself to tidy up a small area, perhaps a guest room. Last minute holiday prep, like gift wrapping, also works as an excuse for some alone time. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're at somebody else's house. Hey, Margaret, got any paper? I'm going to go wrap a few gifts.

[Josh Arnold]

You're out of scotch tape.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll go to the store and buy some. That way you cover two different excuses.

[Christy Lee]

If you would like some alone time, you could give yourself a chore. Like volunteer to do the dishes to grab a few minutes of solitude.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember just the guy. Like my uncles, my dad, my grand. They would just step outside. Nothing was ever said. They just. You would just look outside and someone was on the porch. That's what I miss the most about smoking. Yeah. Is I always had an excuse to get away from everyone.

[Christy Lee]

And number nine, just walk it off. Oh, after dinner, say, you've eaten too much, I need to go for a walk. Go for a walk?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the typical American Thanksgiving dinner. You're gonna have to walk from Chicago to LA to work off the calories. Now when. What about when, you see. When you were smoking to get alone. Didn't the other smokers though, join you and you had that little cadre of your.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, at my house, I was the only smoker, so it allowed me some freedom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now what about vapors? Do they. Do they congregate?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the vapors. I would always say if there were two smokers, one of my uncles would inevitably find a tree to look at. Like just kind of.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember always seeing a grown man just kind of staring at the sweet gumball tree and my grandpa's.

[Tom Griswold]

Were these store bought cigarettes or were the funny smell.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was just. Yeah, I think it was just a. Well, I'm just gonna wander over here and. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Tree's still healthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Time well spent.

[Josh Arnold]

Men just find something to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Usually at some point all the men end up in the garage or in the basement. Well, we don't. Oh, we're looking at a car or somebody's project. These days you've got football on from noon to right.

[Christy Lee]

They all sit in the basement watching TV and fall asleep in 10 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Thanksgiving 3.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then of course, there's always a passing around of the phone. Did you see this? And then there are the iPads.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. That's when I excuse myself.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too. I don't have a lot of social media going on. And Thanksgiving, they're all there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to see the numbers. I bet they're huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, in your house for sure.

[Christy Lee]

How's she have your younger kids and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, anywhere with, you know, teens.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that is what's happening now. Will you watch one of your Hallmark movies?

[Josh Arnold]

No, Man Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Friday's the official Hallmark movie day.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll take down the Thanksgiving. My Thanksgiving decorations.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Put those back in the proper totes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Dismantle the gravy boat. The SS Arnold. It's more of a ship, really.

[Christy Lee]

Leave him alone.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm curious real quick. What is your Thanksgiving display?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I have things around the house. You know, these birds sort of dressed in autumnal colors you get from Target. Have you seen the cute little stickers?

[Tom Griswold]

And these are for the benefit of yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

Me, I enjoy them. And you know your father can see you from heaven, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of why I do it. Just, you know, pissable.

[Tom Griswold]

Put your roller skates on for old times. And you go to the. You go to the lead lined room for those special moments.

[Josh Arnold]

They can't see through. Like ghosts can't see through angels.

[Tom Griswold]

Angels can't see through lead. So when it's, you know, jack time.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got signs that say, like, you know, gather and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very nicely. Really gather. I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Love. You have the love. I don't. I don't have live, laugh love. I could just. That's hack. That's hack.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's three things you can't control. Live, laugh, love. Those just. That just happens. You might as well just put, digest, breathe and blink.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy cooked prey. It's kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

I've had her cooking and I was not that sick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got a strong stomach.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the great gifts this giving season, because this is when it really starts, let's face it, Fridays, famously Black Friday, of course, et cetera, et cetera. But one of the great gifts, one of the ones I will be spending a lot of time this weekend is starting to get the shipments off from Omaha Steaks. Tell me more, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And right now you're going to save quite a bit of money. Half off everything. It's 50% off sitewide@omaha steaks.com and an extra 20% off select favorites because it's their cyber sale. Robbie the Robot. It's so nice to see You. I am charged and ready to go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Rob, how do you like your steaks, Robby?

[Josh Arnold]

I like my steaks covered in oil. Robby, you're a real caught up and we appreciate you a 30 weight or a salad oil or el 30 weight, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not that funny. Robbie, please. Omaha Steaks delivers the world's best steak experience gift. Family and friends, USDA certified tender steaks, juicy burgers, cozy and convenient comfort meals and so much more. Did you know Robby has an oven in his tummy?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Because one way to cook steak that's really good is especially in the colder months, you're not going to necessarily grill outside. What do you sear it a little bit in the cast iron skillet and.

[Christy Lee]

Then put it in the oven at 500 degrees exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

So just shove it in Robbie's tummy there and it will be ready quite soon.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I think the display is unfortunate though, because it comes out the backside.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

The almost Omaha stakes, people just unplugged. Robbie. Terms apply. Seaside for details.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I'll be sending Omaha Steaks to my brothers, et cetera, et cetera. And most of our comedian friends will be getting some delightful Omaha steaks. Hey, speaking of comedian friends, Nashville, Tennessee, the lab at Zany's, one of the great rooms in America, Friday and through Sunday. Actually, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Emo Phillips and Tim Cavanaugh telling the Bob and Tom show sent you. We're coming back later this hour. We're going to be speaking with our shoeing of the Week winner, Mr. Richard Madness. He got all the games right. You can get the games right, too. You could win that. Gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers go to bob and tom.com contest. Get those picks in before the games start tomorrow. A triple header tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

The NFL. We're coming right back to the Aurelio Auto Parts Studios. That was the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. In English. I gave it that Portuguese spin for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you need me to help, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Robb. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

November is heating up for U.S. soccer.

[Tom Griswold]

The United States need to be a little more nasty.

[Josh Arnold]

Make international friendlies for the men.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Callum, that was nasty. And a Black Friday friendly for the women.

[Josh Arnold]

Expectations have always been here for this team. We understand that. Listen anywhere on the Go with the West Wing 1 sports app.

[Tom Griswold]

And for behind the scenes stories, catch.

[Josh Arnold]

The U.S. soccer Podcast. Boy, do we have an episode for you. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you for joining us. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh. Jess Hooker's across the way. Hi, Joshy. There's Jeff Oskay at the prize pick sports desk. Yeah. Download the Prizefix app and use the code Tom. And get $50 bonus credit instantly in lineups when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizefix.com for restrictions and details. Thank you, Jeffy. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh Arnold of the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there he is, the man, the legend, Tom Griswold. What are you exactly responsible for tomorrow, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Cooking wise, the turkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I.

[Josh Arnold]

How many pounds are you dealing with this year?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know because I went to get it in the place I always go. They were out of them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you kind of waited till the last time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a long story. I had to. I spent a couple hours at a medical facility. Not for me, but everything's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Everything's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everything's good. Everything's good. Once again. I parked in Eastern Europe and I got there on time for the. The. Yeah, so Sam picked up a turkey, but I'll be doing that tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Every year I've cooked a turkey. The last, I don't know, five, six years or something. And every year, though, I do go go online and just look again to see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have terrible anxiety and I've done it year after year after year.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You still kind of get a little nervous or unsure. And I was on the Food Network website, and I didn't know this. They said if. And I'm not saying you should do this. All right. Because I don't know. But according to the Food Network, if you have a. You can cook a frozen turkey in the oven, and it said just add 50% of the full cooking time. So let's say you have a 20 pounder. It's going to take four and a half hours. You. And if it's frozen, you add two hours and 15 minutes to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Or you could take it out right now and have it thaw.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it won't.

[Christy Lee]

It won't thaw time. You're not gonna. You know. Yeah, I had to put mine, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Five, four pounds per day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I had to take mine out Sunday night for it to be done by Thursday.

[Tom Griswold]

And they recommend that you put it.

[Christy Lee]

In the refrigerator completely uncovered overnight before you cook it, because it kind of dries out the skin and you get a crispier skin that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, maybe I'll do that today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, don't forget to reach in there deep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, don't forget. Yeah, you gotta get the junk.

[Tom Griswold]

Take all the giblet packets, all that stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Giblets or giblets?

[Josh Arnold]

I say. I say.

[Tom Griswold]

I say giblets.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the educated say giblets.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I live in the college. I vote giblets. There are two kinds of people in this world. You got your giblets and your giblets. Okay? That's what we're gonna do, and then we're gonna fight about it.

[Christy Lee]

Cass and I grew up a special way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, that sounds like one of those wacky restroom labelings. Oh, we got the gibbitz and the gibbets. Yeah, Y.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that happened to me the other day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, where I was.

[Christy Lee]

I was like, what? Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I always put those in. I boil them and chop them up for the dogs.

[Christy Lee]

That's nice. Yeah, I throw them away. I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, I would take them.

[Christy Lee]

I gravy them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you do? Okay, very good. I was. We had this thing about alone moments. How to be alone at Thanksgiving when you. When you don't, you run. Endwork and a con. End of conversation.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a blender? That's always a good one. Hey, tell me more about your politics.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that also will step on a punchline at a comedy club, won't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So don't forget to Do. The biggest error I made one year is I bought one of those big aluminum foil pans and there's a piece of paper on the bottom of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And you. I pulled it off, but I didn't realize the rubber cement stuck. And a couple hours into my kitchen smelled like burning plastic.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Had to throw the turkey. We had to toss the turkey.

[Christy Lee]

And don't forget to put that. Of that aluminum pan on another pan because it's not going to be sturdy enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, I buy two of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And put two together. That was a. That was a safety tip I read yesterday. So you don't drop the turkey when you take it out of the oven.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a black speckled.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have one, too.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandma had one of those.

[Christy Lee]

Roaster.

[Tom Griswold]

That leads us to this news story of tools that are recommended for the kitchen. One of these. If you need this, you're an idiot and you shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen. But we'll begin at the beginning. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Digital thermometer. An instant read digital thermometer is vital to making sure that roast turkey and other dishes reach 165 degree Fahrenheit to eliminate the risk of food poisoning. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you put it into? The deepest part of the thigh is what I've heard.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you always say take that when you shove it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And you don't rely on the pop up thermometer, by the way, on the turkeys. No. Rely on the pop ups. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And the. Doesn't a chick have one that reads out on his phone?

[Christy Lee]

I have one. Jeffy. Jeffy got it. Jeff told me about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's awesome. You put it in the turkey while it's cooking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it'll.

[Josh Arnold]

You can check it on your phone when it's done.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Make sure it is the type that can be in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want it to.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like a rectal thermometer, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I use. Yeah. I think those are the most accurate flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Now with the Merchant, did the company that makes this thing have the. The cleverness to have when instead of beeping, it plays that turkey song?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a turkey song.

[Josh Arnold]

The Turkey and the Straw. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's usually played by ice cream trucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's what that song's called.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are a couple. You'll. You'll recognize it, though, when you Hear it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it called? Turkey in the straw.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

We said it seven.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but I'm trying. Is it turkey in the straw?

[Josh Arnold]

You think it might be turkey of the straw? Can I say turkey? Do the straw.

[Tom Griswold]

The turkey of the. The straw. Sounds like a T.S. elliot poem. November is the cruelest month if you're a turkey.

[Josh Arnold]

The waddler and the gobbler of the turkey of the straw.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, is this it? Is this it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And the turkey in the straw. And the turkey in the straw. Oh, you see the turkey in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Straw, Take out the neck and zip it in your pants. Oh, you know that trick, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we all know that when you take those gibbies. I'll take that turkey neck, fellas, and zip it so it's dangling out of your pants. Then answer the door and go, oh, my God, there's been a terrible accident with a blender.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not as funny when I do it. Yeah, it's weird when you do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. The other great one, of course, is the pumpkin pie trick.

[Josh Arnold]

And you've never done this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a classic.

[Josh Arnold]

It isn't a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

I was taught this by.

[Christy Lee]

Made that.

[Tom Griswold]

I was taught this by Reverend Jarvis, a good friend of mine. You put a. A dollop of. Of pumpkin pie in your shoe, and you walk up to someone and say, oh, my God, I think I stepped in dog poop. You reach down, taste it, and go, Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You know how Tom likes things on. He'll eat things off a shoe. Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

Especially things that look like poop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Like to say hello to my friend, the Reverend Jarvis.

[Josh Arnold]

No reverend would ever be friends with you. Reverend Horton Heat.

[Christy Lee]

Very fine musician, though. Here, where we six kitchen tools that can make or break your Thanksgiving dinner. Color coded cutting boards.

[Tom Griswold]

This is ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

Color coded cutting boards.

[Christy Lee]

Using dedicated cutting boards for each food item will help reduce the risk of cross contamination in the kitchen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. Well, it will also prove to everyone that you are so anal retentive.

[Christy Lee]

Red could be used for meat. Yellow for poultry, green for vegetables.

[Josh Arnold]

Labeled. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You can buy sets that are labeled. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. When I worked in the restaurant, that's how all the cutting boards. I mean, that makes sense, but this seems.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's your house, Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I have a large and a small. Jeff, were you a cook in the restaurant or. Wow. I was a cook, and Tom and I managed to keep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you read the whole thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's why he's such a good cook.

[Josh Arnold]

Now how many makeout sessions did you have in the walk in freezer? Oh, yeah, yeah. I heard that's a thing. That's good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever have a. What's the delicate way to say this?

[Josh Arnold]

Orgasm?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Please don't be so crass. A. A like a roll in the hay type situation? Yeah, in the. In the. In the walk in refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

Not just a makeout session. Sex.

[Christy Lee]

Did you do it in the walking cooler? Is what he said.

[Josh Arnold]

More the make out lesson. Okay. Oh, I know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, handy.

[Tom Griswold]

There was. There was no, like, vigorous rogering or lippy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, a little lippy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Good thing chick's not here.

[Josh Arnold]

May I have a piece of lippy?

[Tom Griswold]

See you 80 you86 never mind. So these are once again tools you need for Thanksgiving. What else you got?

[Christy Lee]

Sharp knives. Well, that makes sense. A dull knife requires more pressure and can cause dangerous slips. Sturdy roasting pans, as we were just talking about. Metal roasting pan lessens the risk of dropping a hot bird when taking it out of the oven. Hot bird.

[Josh Arnold]

Just dropped the hot bird.

[Christy Lee]

In a pinch, experts say you can stack two foil roasting pans together.

[Josh Arnold]

But in a pinch. Not recommended.

[Tom Griswold]

How? It wouldn't matter.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's.

[Christy Lee]

In a pinch, I put it on a cook sheet. Right? A cooking sheet. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. 2 on game.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you guys put in the. In the pan then? Chopped up? Onions, celery, apple cider.

[Tom Griswold]

I shove apples inside the body cavity. Then you throw them away?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In diamonds. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It doesn't. So if I cut up an apple and throw it in, because I usually have celery and stuff, it won't make it too.

[Tom Griswold]

You won't taste it at all.

[Christy Lee]

It makes it moist, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot, moist panties.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

A cooking timer is important. Experts recommend putting leftovers away within two hours to prevent bacterial growth that can cause illness.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll sit out for six hours.

[Christy Lee]

I know. They sit out all day.

[Josh Arnold]

All day.

[Christy Lee]

And then, last but not least, a ruler.

[Tom Griswold]

Now see, this is where I draw the line.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, what's the rule?

[Tom Griswold]

If you're this stupid ruler, you shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

A ruler could be used when storing leftovers to. Sure. Dense foods like stuffing and sweet potatoes reach a depth of no more than 2 inches to allow for quick and complete cooling in the refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. If you can't eyeball two inches.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Pat, I know what two inches is.

[Christy Lee]

You see it every day, do you, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna see it next break.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't Want something happened one minute ago that was so funny to me?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I think everybody missed it. But I. It bears repeating that Christy said, you need a ruler in the kitchen. Tom said, that's where I draw the line. And Pat said, well, then you're going to need the ruler. I'm doing my own show.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry I missed that.

[Tom Griswold]

If you really have to. Can you imagine how anal retentive would you be if you go to a small gathering? And the red cooking board is for this, and then the yellow one. And then I've got a ruler to measure the depth of the potatoes. Oh, Jesus. Now, one important thing to have is. I've already done this. Get a bunch of those throwaway containers. Containers. So your guests. Because there's no way you're gonna eat the extra 10 pounds of turkey.

[Christy Lee]

I got too big of a turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Have everybody take some home. And that's a good move.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always nice, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's not on the list? I think you mentioned this before. A gun.

[Christy Lee]

A gun.

[Tom Griswold]

What do we need to talk about?

[Christy Lee]

I thought that was for the other story we were talking about trying to get away. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I buy my turkeys already killed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, no, no, no. It's. It's just in case the crowd gets rowdy. Blanks, admittedly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You don't even have to fire it sometimes. Just lifting it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. But if you do have to, the blanks and you can fire, that'll get the crowd to calm down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop talking politics and, you know, blow a hole in your ceiling. I think a fire extinguisher.

[Christy Lee]

That's necessary. Or a fire blanket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I've got a fire blanket and a fire extinguisher.

[Christy Lee]

So do I. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a fire blanket, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it keeps my fire extinguisher warm. I have two. I have two fire blankets. One next to the fireplace and one in the kitchen.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we got shoe. Another week. Speaking of turkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because we have a lot of games tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Yeah. Now, they did leave off, what? Xanax and chloroform. Those on the left. Okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In case myself.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out. And once again. Once again, the phrase, if you want to be left alone, bring up Jeffrey Epstein. That's. That's just enough to.

[Josh Arnold]

And how. He's a misunderstood hero. That'll really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that'll help. Yeah. Try that around your lady friends. Coming up, we've got, as Christy mentioned, our winner, Richard Manus. Boy, that sounds Like a detective name, doesn't it? Richard Manus with the shoeing of the week.

[Christy Lee]

Is that because you know of Mannix?

[Tom Griswold]

Mannix, of course. Driver of the convertible Tornado season. Season 1.

[Josh Arnold]

Only Richard Romanus was an actor. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And I'll urge you one more time. Go to bob and tom.com contest. Get your picks in to win that Steven Singer Jewelers 500e gift card. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey.

[Josh Arnold]

You've stumbled upon the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin's there. Hello, Jess Hooker. Enjoying a nice beverage? Yeah, I'm double fisted.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oscar at the prize pick sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Double fisted.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Stop.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Stop.

[Josh Arnold]

Takes practice. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Tom Bruce.

[Tom Griswold]

Get your feet set, Rusty.

[Josh Arnold]

Set.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have our winner? Okay, very good. Welcome to the Bob and Tom program and we're happy to be here. And I believe we're going to get hooked up with our winner from our pigskin picks competition this week. He is Mr. Richard Manus. And can you hear me, sir?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All right. And now do you go by Rick, Ricky, Richard, Dick? Which one is yours? Slappy Richard.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Richard.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Richard, because Richard Manis sounds it's, it's a cool name. It sounds like you're a private eye.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, maybe I am. Sounds like you're a private high.

[Tom Griswold]

Richard, you're the only one last week of all of our entries that got all of the teams right, you picked every game. Each one you got correct. So you're the winner of that $500 gift card from Stephen Singer Jewelers. You can peruse the [e-mail]. chick Magee is taking a vacation day.

[Christy Lee]

It's his birthday today.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, some lucky gals gonna. Oh, never mind. Christy Lee is going to be making the picks against you today, Richard. By the way, now, you're from Muncie, Indiana, so I assume you're a Colts fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I am a cold fan, but I picked against them last week.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You got all 15, right? Well, it's a shame because it's a shame that the Colts decided to go home after The. After the third quarter of a. Kind of a shame they forgot that they were. They. Well, they wanted to leave the game early so they didn't get caught in traffic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the Colts take.

[Christy Lee]

Take on Houston at home this week, and it's the. The Colts are Colts minus four. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to take the Colts. Houston's got the number one defense, but I'm going to take the Colts.

[Christy Lee]

I think they're going to win.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to be angry.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think they're going to be really upset. I'm going to take the Colts as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. All right. Any other games that you want to pick? Do you have another favorite team?

[Josh Arnold]

I like Cincinnati, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, burrows back. That'll be awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Cincinnati getting seven. Yeah, they're getting seven against the Orioles.

[Josh Arnold]

The Orioles.

[Christy Lee]

The Orioles. Ravens.

[Josh Arnold]

You know something?

[Tom Griswold]

If they. If they take on the tutorial.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to change my bed now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I saw something. I thought I was high.

[Christy Lee]

I wish I were. I wish it were high. No, it's. They're playing the Ravens. Bengals. Ravens.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You say Burl's back?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. Man, Well, I. I gotta go with the Ravens, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that.

[Josh Arnold]

But Burrow ain't gonna be like, you know, 100%.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I'm gonna take the Bengals, though. I love. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Against the Bengals and then, let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to pick your husband's team?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I was looking for it. I don't see it on here.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Detroit?

[Josh Arnold]

It's Detroit versus Green Bay right here.

[Christy Lee]

Green Bay getting three.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's the big Thanksgiving day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. First game tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You know, Detroit loses a lot on Thanksgiving. Wow. Give me the Lions.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna take the Lions. Oh, I got to take the pack or I'd be in trouble. So packers plus three for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie's boyfriend. I mean, boyfriend. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Christie, Tell my husband.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie's husband.

[Josh Arnold]

The boyfriend's Rams fan, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Her boyfriend's a Raiders fan. See, what I did there was.

[Josh Arnold]

I implied. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody knows what we're talking about. Okay. Hey, Richard, Congratulations. Are you a married guy? A single guy? What's happening in your life?

[Josh Arnold]

Been married 37 years.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Are you. Are you going to be celebrating Thanksgiving? And if so, are you doing the cooking?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I don't know. I don't cook, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't blame you, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I supervise. You know what I'm saying?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Yeah, sure. Now, is your wife going to be doing the cooking?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

A traditional. She does the cooking and all I gotta do is bring in the tables.

[Josh Arnold]

And chairs and then at 1 o' clock sit down, watch football.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow, you've got it made.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you eat at noon?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I eat. I eat about one o', clock, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I eat during the game.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, that's.

[Christy Lee]

We're not eating till 4 this year. Very late.

[Tom Griswold]

But you turn the. You turn the game song, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody else is at the table eating.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm in here by myself eating and watching the game.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. That's not a bad deal, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, good, good, good for you, Richard.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Surely appreciate it.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening, Richard, and best of luck with your holiday. And will you be making any wagers with respect to the weekend?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. I got a thing going on me. I. I bet with my brother and.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a good friend out in Arizona.

[Josh Arnold]

We bet every week about three or.

[Tom Griswold]

Four games and go from there.

[Josh Arnold]

See?

[Tom Griswold]

And I've been.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been kind of kicking their butt.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so, like. Like I said, you got 15 out of 15. Well, Richard, it's a great pleasure and.

[Christy Lee]

Your wife's gonna get a lovely gift thanks to Steven Singer Jewelers.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, he doesn't necessarily give it to his wife. He could maybe get some for himself.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you wear. Do you wear an earring by chance, Richard?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm not judging. I just. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom wants to know if you'll go on a date with me. Bandana in the left pocket.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Hey, Richard, thanks a lot. Congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

Happy. Thank you. Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir. Okay. The same to you guys. I like Richard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice guy. Nice guy. And knows that he doesn't cook. Okay. I've been enlightened to something. We were talking about everybody's favorite Christmas songs. Ms. Hooker, do you have a favorite Christmas song by.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Christmas Wrapping is my favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the Waitresses.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's my.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mentioned that earlier. That's a good one. I've been informed. This is a good song. I'm not familiar with it. Better not be Fairy Tale and Run dmc. Oh, Christmas in Hollis, who I met in an elevator once.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's a great song. It's a great holiday song.

[Tom Griswold]

Really. Is this a rap?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they. It's a three part harmony.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was what they were known for. I don't know, I. Sometimes these artists Go off. Let's see. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna hate this.

[Tom Griswold]

I am, yes. Now I'm trying to find it. What happened to it? Is this it here? Mister?

[Josh Arnold]

Mister.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this it?

[Josh Arnold]

Does this sound like a rap song?

[Tom Griswold]

That's not it either. Okay. Oh, this is it here. This must be it.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

So far so good. Just bells. Jingle all the way way.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so good. They sing it all. Or just enjoy how they're setting up the table. They're playing horns. I thought you would like that.

[Tom Griswold]

When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park I approach.

[Josh Arnold]

The very slowly with my heart full.

[Tom Griswold]

Of fear Looked at his dog. Oh, my God. I see. So it's a story song.

[Josh Arnold]

It is, yeah. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a reindeer in the park. Is that what's going on?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Flying over. Okay, good. I'll have to miss that.

[Christy Lee]

You won't listen to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I did meet those guys in an elevator.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you talk to him? I said, I admire your dookie rope.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he said.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe that didn't happen.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way. Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

I recognize they were wearing the Adidas stuff or the one. The one guy had rab I had on. I knew who they were. I'm not an idiot. You didn't say anything. No, I was terrified. They had some good hit. Some goon with them. Look like you could tear my head off. Must have been their bodyguard. Well, thanks for joining us. We've got coming up a special event here on the Bob and Tom Show. Mr. Oskar mentioned he was going to be getting a haircut and a beard trim. So we have brought Christine Hazel in, a professional stylist who is going to work on Jeff's hair and beard. And you haven't decided exactly what you're doing with the beard, what you're thinking of going with. What? What do you call it? The Polish stash.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Like the big fat mustache. Exactly. Yeah, I like that. And then if you don't like it, you can trim it down. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so you'll. But you'd keep the beard real tight.

[Josh Arnold]

And then just have a stash on the beard and then we'll decide about the most.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. What about the hair? How deep you can. Because you have what I referred to earlier as the isro.

[Josh Arnold]

I professional. I want it nice. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

High and tight.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'll let her. I mean, she's the professional. Very good. Her decide.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Is she hot?

[Christy Lee]

Wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she hot?

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't ask if she's married.

[Tom Griswold]

She's. She's a lovely woman, very attractive, and is married to the nicest guy I've ever met.

[Christy Lee]

So now you're gonna flirt with him?

[Josh Arnold]

That guy's a punk.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're gonna return to the the barbershop slash. O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Add to or continue the conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook.

[Josh Arnold]

Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

The buzz.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin across the way. Hey, Josh. Guitar in hand, ready to go. There's Jess Hooker. Hi, Joshy. Jeff Oskay is at the Prize Picks sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

He's actually, he's at the Prize Picks for barber chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he's in the salon as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Did we get a Jason? Did you get a picture of him in the pre. What's happening? What's happening over there?

[Josh Arnold]

I will first talk about Ace Cosby being over there. I'm Josh Arnold at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. And Tom, what's happening is Jeff Oscar is about to get his Thanksgiving glow up.

[Tom Griswold]

And now you, when you arrived this morning for the, I didn't realize you had the, the frozen because you said that you were usually, you put, what do you call, you call it, product in your hair. I love, I love that word.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll get Jeff's mic working here in a second. But I, I, Jeff's hair, when it's wet like that, like, it's got, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

It's beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, he has a killer head of hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Look at you. I mean, it's huge. I mean, it's, it's full. And you're a man of a certain age with like 42 or something. And plus 10 years.

[Christy Lee]

And his mic's working now.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got kind of a Dennis Miller Y sort of. There's barely any gray in it.

[Christy Lee]

Effortless.

[Tom Griswold]

But, you know, your beard has a touch of gray.

[Christy Lee]

A touch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, it's not fully Saddam Hussein.

[Josh Arnold]

He was trying to be polite.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not, I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's Kind of salt and pepper. Whereas Josh, just.

[Josh Arnold]

Your chin is white for the most part. I've got a little gray elsewhere. But yeah. Yeah, it's really.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's because I like that. Sweet. Sweet. And also it does the acidic. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Leeches it out. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The juices do this.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

These are.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I get the juices.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I, I sorry. I have a couple jokes I'd like to say, but I can't due to FCC regulations and the fact that I'm a discreet person.

[Josh Arnold]

Person and my juice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Jeffrey, you have a very heavy beard and it's also very long. Yes, it's several inches long. I, I compared him earlier, Ms. Hooker, to Tom Hanks when he'd been stuck in the castaway island for quite a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Without the weight loss.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy. From insulting to really insulting.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you do that? No, I was just saying you're the king of doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

Because he's a child and he can't control the word.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I wanted people. They can't see him necessarily. If they want to see him, what would they have to do was YouTube channel. YouTube. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Just go to Bob and Tom YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

You can see Mr. But when your hair is slicked back like that, I don't know how I'm going to like clean cut gel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we wait and see. Oh, man, I'm going to look so fat. Yeah, man. That happens to me. No, I am. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Slick back hair? You look like a thug. Yeah, that. You know, in some movies, in some movie you come when you kill somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

I hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like a real badass.

[Josh Arnold]

De Niro.

[Tom Griswold]

An angel heart, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it does. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Christine is. Is doing our, our. The hair cutting. Etc. Are you doing the head first or the beard?

[Christy Lee]

I think I'm gonna do the head first.

[Josh Arnold]

Head first. Is that extra. I told her she has nightmare is on today. I know there's a blow dry.

[Tom Griswold]

What now? I feel sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Christine, are you married?

[Christy Lee]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I told her she. She has free reign. I told her she can do whatever she wants. She can give me a mohawk. I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

Are we not saying she's married to Eddie?

[Tom Griswold]

I already said that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Christine, can you saddle up to the mic?

[Josh Arnold]

He's the Eddie of the fight.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you thinking now? Now, Jeff, now that you've slicked his hair back, the fro is gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Right. Now you have a lump of clay in front of you. What do you want to see?

[Tom Griswold]

What are you thinking?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm thinking something like we're going to.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave it a little bit longer on.

[Christy Lee]

Top and I'm not going to buzz the sides down, but it's going to be pretty tight.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, tight in the back. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then we're going to blend that into this.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

The way Christine just grabbed Jeff's beard. Are you all right? He loved it. This cape's cover and everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Did you ever hear the story, the story about the hair salon lady that called the cops because she thought the guy was jacking it? It turned out he was cleaning his glasses underneath the apron.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I'm cleaning my glasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Jeffrey, you say you were telling me this. You put a so called product in your hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that called? What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's Jessie's soft curl.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish I had Jesse's soft curl. Is that what it's called?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it called? That's really what it's called.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's for curly hair and that.

[Tom Griswold]

And that sort of straightens it out.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think it enhances your curls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Controls the flow.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever, did you ever get a so called process?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I, I, I got accused of it. Like many people thought I had my hair perm back in the 80s, but that was just my hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And you, but you had the full aura, like fro.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had the fro.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Well, now, do you have a song for us? I got a song for this whole situation. Okay, what is it?

[Josh Arnold]

A joke, joke here and a joke, joke there. The aseptic character today he's in the salon chair in the merry old land of Osce Clip, clip here. Clip, clip. They ought to be looking like the fawns. He's in the shop for hair repair in the merry old land of osce his hair is long and his beard is so unkempt we'll pay the stylist extra to make a second attempt she's tax exempt. A puff. But she's tax exempt. Aren't you, Christine? Don't say yes. A puff puff here to puff, puff there the audience applause There's a brand new scent now in the air in the marijuana land of Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christine, you cut the hair of both men and women.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Who tips better? I don't mean I'm not present company excluded. If you had, if you had to estimate in your career of cutting hair for so long, did men tip Better than women or women better than men? Men tip better. Well, it depends on what I'm wearing that day.

[Christy Lee]

That's true, too.

[Josh Arnold]

What race tips better? Oh, gosh, is that not something we want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't have to get into it. You can tell me off the end.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, while Christine does that, we'll squeeze in one quick news story from Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

You know, some families are not cooking a turkey this Thanksgiving. They're actually adopting.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate this.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is. This pisses me off. It's. You're teaching the. It's like when the President pardons the turkeys. That's total bs.

[Christy Lee]

An increasing number of farm animal sanctuaries across the country have started promoting Adopt a Turkey programs as a means to spare a few of the millions of turkeys that get slaughtered for Thanksgiving. That'll help families, quote, unquote, adopt turkeys and donate money to their lifelong care. And in return, they receive photos, certificates, and sometimes one on one visits with the birds.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my family, we. We don't want to take on that kind of commitment, so we're just fostering three turkeys. But you can choose to adopt one if we want.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever been around a turkey? Because. Yeah, you're gonna want to kill it by the end of the day.

[Christy Lee]

My grandpa got a turkey for Thanksgiving.

[Josh Arnold]

And then fell in love with it.

[Christy Lee]

And kept it as a pet.

[Tom Griswold]

You're kidding. No.

[Josh Arnold]

How in love did it fall?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Turkey was limpid.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is what. This adopting a turkey and the thing where the President forgives the church.

[Christy Lee]

I hate that at Lebanon.

[Tom Griswold]

Such a lie. This is what they call performative.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, that's exactly right. Yes, it's what they do. Your boy JFK started it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, your boy. That's why Oswald took him out.

[Christy Lee]

At Love and Arms Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, funds from their sponsorship program help pay for extending the turkey's outdoor pasture area, veterinary expenses, turkey feed, and give.

[Tom Griswold]

The money to a proper charity.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you, Tom. Please, I. Look, I get animal lovers. I really do, but maybe donate to killing a turkey and feeding a family.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe there's a vegan charity that you like something else.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, feed the poor. Don't just try to save this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is a photo op stuff. This is the Eddie Haskell of. Of turkeys. Remember Eddie Haskell?

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she may not remember, but she's maybe aware.

[Tom Griswold]

Eddie Haskell's one of the great characters in the History of television to remember.

[Josh Arnold]

You'D have to be.

[Christy Lee]

You'd have to be my age. And you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the actors from Leave it to Beaver died last week.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank God.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

But not.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry Mathers is hanging in there, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, but the point. You know, Eddie Haskell. Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

He'll be drooling over his play tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Mrs. Mrs. Cleaver. You know, just lying to her. And it's all done. It's all done for effect. That's what this is.

[Christy Lee]

Were you that kid?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think this is. I think people really believe they want to do. They're doing a charitable thing and helping a turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. This is not going to happen. Fewer people are going to.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Are not going to eat turkey tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

But they think they're doing a good thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're idiots.

[Christy Lee]

Gobble and Waddle were the two turkeys that were pardoned yesterday by the President.

[Tom Griswold]

They should rename them Gravy and Wishbone. Lop their heads off in Washington D.C. and move forward.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, they didn't have the President.

[Tom Griswold]

Cook them in the oven and serve them up. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think you're sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you're sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think you want all turkeys dead. What did a turkey do to you when you were young?

[Tom Griswold]

Filled me up on Make Me feel great on Thanksgiving Day. Okay, Christy, what's happening over there now?

[Christy Lee]

You know what? If you want to keep your ears open and your holiday playlist rolling, you know what you got to do? You got to get the new Raycon essential open earbuds. I used these on my recent flight. It was so incredible because they're comfortable, because they sit outside your ear canal. Lightweight fit. And you stay connected to your surroundings while still enjoying your favorite music podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Although actually with your surroundings with your relatives, you may want to get the traditional Raycon earbuds so you can't hear.

[Christy Lee]

Them and you could get the over the air. Then you really can.

[Josh Arnold]

The Raycon diving belt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

They have the gel tips.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

They fit every year.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan. I love the over the head headphones as well. They're great. I was thinking about this adopting a turkey thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Have you changed your mind?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

I'll get you that for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

The worst part is so funny, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

The worst part is explaining to the turkeys that you're not their real father.

[Josh Arnold]

That can be tough. You don't do that right away.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the turkeys go to find their real parents and break up the family. Checking in on Mr. Osu.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he sure is bleeding a lot. Christine's chick was supposed to be good.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Christine's doing a great job. You know, you realize that Eddie can electrocute you with one flip of a toggle.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You're right. I grabbed my mic and just.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. All of a sudden there's a blue flame going between your microphone and your nose. Christine is married to Eddie, who's our brilliant engineer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, Christy, what questioned me when I said there were some great new contemporary Christmas songs? I've got. I just realized one of my very favorites is a relatively new song like.

[Christy Lee]

In your world or our.

[Tom Griswold]

In everyone's world. It's one of the. It's one of the most streamed songs in America.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, that's a fair question, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a. I'm gonna play it for you when we come back.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song. I'd forgotten about this one. It's good. There are some newer songs.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. When we return.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, you got us all, man. That was good. I really got Christine. I actually nicked you now.

[Tom Griswold]

And since with your duties around here, Eddie's got several places he can electrocute you in the future. We are in the Aurelioto Part studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Godwin's over there. Hello. Just snipering it up today. Oh, thank you. There's Jess Hooker. Hello. Jeff Oskay at the Price Picks sports desk. How you doing, Jeff? I'm doing great. We'll discuss what's happening with you in just a. Just a second. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair. Tom, will you look at how handsome Jeff is looking already?

[Tom Griswold]

We've got Christine Hazel here, a very fine salon artiste, and.

[Josh Arnold]

What'd you say, single woman, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, she's married to Eddie, our engineer.

[Josh Arnold]

Eddie?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, you know Eddie.

[Tom Griswold]

You know Handsome Eddie.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not white. What? So you're in a mixed relationship? What are we doing? Did your parents approve of that? He's like Vietnamese or something. Yeah, something. Oh, Filipino. It's all the same. It's all the same from Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gonna be. He's gonna be replacing that guy in Journey.

[Christy Lee]

Good. He's a good singer.

[Tom Griswold]

What did Donnie used to play?

[Christy Lee]

Can sing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I don't remember.

[Christy Lee]

Journey can sing.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, wait, you. Eddie can sing? Yeah, but. But his wife is saying no, Kimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, he plays gu. Guitar. Eddie plays guitar good with Weird and Gilly and the Spiders.

[Josh Arnold]

Eddie really does play guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a great guitar listeners. Eddie is what, one of the unsung heroes of the show? No, he's well sung. There's plenty of singing about Eddie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a poem, though. He's well sung and he.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff does know a lot about the behind the scenes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, wait a second. Can you do me a favor, Christine, for a second? Sure. Can you part his hair in the middle like Moses? Because he's going to look like. He's going to look like one of those barbershop quartet guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God, look. Oh, yes. Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's pretty great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's fantastic.

[Josh Arnold]

Give us a few measures of lighter, Rose.

[Tom Griswold]

Lighter, Rose. I'm home again, Rose. I want to see your beavers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's in the uncut.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when they cut out. They cut it out of the music. Man. Those candy ass. Now I remember we. Now, Christy and I got into an argument earlier. Oh, we were talking. We were talking. We were talking about. I love Christmas music and I mean. And some of the stuff you might consider unhip. Like Johnny Mathis. I'm a huge fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Your Perry Como, your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, some of the stuff's great.

[Christy Lee]

Andy Williams was always a big one growing up because he'd have that. That Christmas special.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that? I always go to a bunch of Christmas shows. I'm gonna go see straight, no chaser. I go every year. It's fantastic.

[Josh Arnold]

My favorite Christmas show is Fiddler on the Roof. We go every year.

[Tom Griswold]

If I weren't so Jewish, I'd be sat up raining Christmas. And Santa Claus is on the roof with me. They ever done that? It's not Santa. They don't. Santa Claus and Teddy on the roof.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is. So the argument, Ms. Hooker, was, are there relatively current songs that are still. That are newer hits?

[Josh Arnold]

I know Justin Bieber has a couple.

[Christy Lee]

Of songs that are good.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I Did My Homework. And by far the number one song is Mariah Carey.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

By leaps and bounds.

[Christy Lee]

But that song is 30 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

But most of their other Christmas songs are a hundred years old.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, But I think. But Christie was just making the point. Hey, there are so many from the 20th century.

[Tom Griswold]

So listen. Listen to this one, all right, and see if you recognize it. I. I think this was, like, the third most streamed song or something in the U.S. and here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

What are the odds? It's less.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody?

[Josh Arnold]

Not yet.

[Christy Lee]

No. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on. One name. One name.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never heard that.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard that. I love her.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a hit.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't count.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's the way off.

[Christy Lee]

Way off, too. This is my numbers. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Streaming numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

Streaming numbers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That means.

[Christy Lee]

That does not mean it's a hit.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it means everyone's listening.

[Christy Lee]

No, it means kids are listening to it over and over and over again.

[Josh Arnold]

Had you heard that song before? You looked this up?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. He has.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Daughters that are young.

[Christy Lee]

I guess my point is there are no, like, Jingle Bells. There's nobody writing a song that everybody covers except for Mariah Carey that's, like, now a classic. Kelly Clarkson has a couple, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, here are the. Are there any new classics?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I'm trying to say. Classics.

[Tom Griswold]

The most streamed songs means this got the most votes by people that are listening, that are streaming 1.8 billion streams for Mariah Carey. What's. What do you think comes in second for Christmas songs? It's a relatively contemporary song in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Last 40 years that Paul McCartney. No, please.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Simply having it's. It's Last Christmas by Wham.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's actually pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song. And it's been done by everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, but that's what I'm talking about. That could be considered a classic.

[Josh Arnold]

Then where does that Eagle song come in?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. Not in the top 10. I love that song, though. That's a. A. That's a remake they didn't write. Right. Yeah. And then in third place. This is really interesting. I. I want to say Brenda Lee was what, 15 when she did this Rocking around the Christmas tree song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1.1 billion streams last Christmas season. And it's. And it's. It's surging up every year. It's one of those things because of streaming. Kids are actually hearing it and loving it too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And Home Alone helps that one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Good point. Ariana Grande. Santa. Tell me that's number six. Yeah, but Going away. But Jingle Bell Rock.

[Christy Lee]

We're done talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, because you're basing it on Variety, which is just. I'm in Billboard, which is a scam.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. Chris. No, he's. No, no, she's not.

[Christy Lee]

That's not right.

[Josh Arnold]

She's actually basing it on common knowledge among people. If you were to ask them.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, yeah, but that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That they don't know what they're talking about. Streaming is the digital reality.

[Christy Lee]

Does a Christmas album. He's not going to do a song by Sia on it. Is my point.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael Blue Bay is in the top 10.

[Christy Lee]

Michael Buble's Christmas album is amazing. But he did. He does classic Christmas songs.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Beginning to Look a Lot like Christmas is number four.

[Christy Lee]

Hear that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar's getting his haircut. Christine, will you shove those scissors in my ear?

[Tom Griswold]

So what? So the most recent song that's a hit is I Would say to the Sea, a tune.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Christie. Is that sound having a Pavlovian effect? You guys running off the store to get batteries?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. Won't argue with morons.

[Christy Lee]

I don't need batteries.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, I just. I wanted to comment on the noise we were hearing, which.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he doesn't hear that. He can't hear the cat.

[Josh Arnold]

What's going on over there?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a.

[Josh Arnold]

But you don't hear the buzzing. Yeah, Clippers.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's completely out of my hearing range.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Of course it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I'm sure. Whatever frequency. Can you hear that, Pat? Oh, yeah, I don't have that frequency anymore. Oh, okay. Well, it's going now. What's the latest with the haircut?

[Josh Arnold]

She brought some of the dullest clippers she. She could find. It's Ripping every hair out of my neck. It's hard for people who aren't licensed to get good equipment. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that feel good in the back of your neck?

[Josh Arnold]

Neck? It feels fantastic. I feel 50 pounds lighter already.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, does your hair stop or does it just keep going down your back?

[Josh Arnold]

Christine, what a question. Is there a clear line of. Is there a clear like delineation between his back hair and his back of the head?

[Christy Lee]

I don't see any back hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a little tattoo back there. That's pretty cool. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the tattoo on?

[Josh Arnold]

He's got that tweety bird. German symbolism. I don't know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the one on the back of your neck? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Your astrological sign.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right, Chrissy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I win.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Cancer?

[Josh Arnold]

Libra.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What does that mean? I don't follow.

[Christy Lee]

Are those the scales?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it should be the scales.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you got the wrong side.

[Josh Arnold]

What'd you go with with the original? It basically looks like I have a hanger hanging out of the back of my shirt. It looks like stupidous. Okay. But I had to get it because at one time I was a teen unwed mother of three, so I had to get my astrological sign on the back of my neck.

[Christy Lee]

Of course that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Did that hurt?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't it doesn't hurt getting tattooed?

[Josh Arnold]

No. You know what, Tom? I bet it would hurt you and I. Yeah. Well, it's not that we have low. We have low tolerance. Yeah. It's not that bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What would you get though, if you were going to get a tattoo?

[Josh Arnold]

Tattoo? That is a really good question because I've never even considered it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me.

[Josh Arnold]

So I, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we go around the horn and pick a tattoo for Josh? Well, it's all going to be jokey jokes, bro. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not going to do pizza box.

[Tom Griswold]

Or something horrible if you have half. Right. Just pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

Just pizza. Get that box out of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Slice on your shoulder box.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I request when I, when the drivers come, I go, hey, will you stop bringing the boxes? It just slows me down. Hand me a hot pizza. Hand me a hot floppy pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you?

[Josh Arnold]

What would you get?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I would. I don't think anything.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Forced to get something though.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you get if you were forced to.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a man.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a great tattoo story though. My, my nine year old daughter, her at dinner a couple of weeks ago, she goes, dad, you said that if your kids get tattoos, they're not gonna be in the will. So does this mean that Finn and I get all the money?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope you said. You know what? That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all. Hey, I'm right here.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I didn't consider that. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not kidding. She just coughed that up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Out of nowhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

So now then, the question is, when they turn 18, will they?

[Christy Lee]

Did Sally get one?

[Tom Griswold]

I think she doesn't know that I know yet. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I mean, it's. Boy, try meeting a 19 year old that doesn't have a tattoo.

[Christy Lee]

My daughter Sophie's 23. She doesn't have a tattoo. Ava does. My son doesn't. No, she would tell me. Sophie would tell me.

[Josh Arnold]

There are some 14 and 15 year old girls on my daughter's team that have tattoos.

[Christy Lee]

What? I know.

[Josh Arnold]

They go with their moms. They have matching tattoos with their moms at 15 years old.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they of?

[Josh Arnold]

It just says horrible parenting just right there on the. The number for child services.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Coming up, a special episode, our Turkey Day episode of Sexy Time with Ali Breen. We'll certainly look forward to that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that looks sexy right there. What Chris is doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, a boy. Oh, I got an idea for one second. I hope you're watching this on YouTube. Can you take his beard with your hands and make it real pointy like one of those scary Rip Van Winkle beards?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's so weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you look like one of those Russian philosophers that you had to suffer through in high school.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't. Did you take a Russian philosophy class? Ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. You know what I mean? It's one of those Eastern European commies. Sure. That you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, look at how handsome he is. That's amazing. Look at me go.

[Christy Lee]

You were handsome before. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hooker speechless.

[Tom Griswold]

You may want to keep the beard. I'm telling you, that looks. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Trim it up.

[Christy Lee]

It's gotta go. You gotta keep with now.

[Josh Arnold]

Does Christine know she's doing your pubes after this? What are Eddie's pubes like? Like?

[Tom Griswold]

Stop.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Josh Arnold]

I just want to know if. Is he high and tight? I want to know if Vietnamese men can grow down there like his kids are here.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the. The.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're adults. They're adults. Stop it.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they speak English?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are they hiding? Where are they hiding?

[Josh Arnold]

Are they in the tunnels?

[Christy Lee]

They're the tallest Philippine kids you'll ever see, I'll tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

And crazy handsome. Have you seen. Yes, I've only. I've only met one of beautiful. Oliver.

[Christy Lee]

Oliver?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's seven feet tall.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude. Okay, now I want to see a DNA test.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. I believe she's the mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Christine's DNA is all over those kids. It's, it's, it's, it's. You know, Eddie's.

[Josh Arnold]

Eddie's DNA is all over the back room.

[Tom Griswold]

He is alone back there. It's going to be all over.

[Josh Arnold]

Working on a project. Always not.

[Tom Griswold]

It's going to be all over your coffee tomorrow. Christy, what's coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a bar in Arizona at the University of Arizona, Tempe, arresting some underage drinkers. And you're going to be surprised at how many. We have a guy dressing up as his mom to claim her pension.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm here to get my pension.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. There's a lot more to it, and it's great.

[Christy Lee]

And a 10 year old who drove home from school. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you kind of love when. When everything goes okay, those stories of a little kid just getting in a car and driving?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this one, this one ends badly.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully not too bad.

[Christy Lee]

Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not too bad.

[Christy Lee]

No, not. Yeah, everybody's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With this guy collecting his mother's pension, it's. Well, you can imagine the evil twist.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's an even more evil twist to it and a lot of detail you're gonna really enjoy. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey there. It's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. It's Christy Lee. Hey. Oh, I have that pie for you in my car.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, great.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hi. I have no pie for you. Cookies.

[Christy Lee]

No pie for you.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskays at the Prize Picks Sports desk. And boy, oh, boy, the transformation has begun. We'll discuss that in a second. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chairman. And Tom, what do you think so far of Jeff's Glow up.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. Christine Hazel is a professional stylist and she has taken off the fro that Mr. Osuke was sporting and she's still working on the beard. And this is, it's a remarkable. We're gonna have a before and after photograph.

[Christy Lee]

How far down do you think he should go with that beard?

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of like it. I was thinking he could keep it. It looks so good with his nice haircut. Well, I mean, she's the professional.

[Josh Arnold]

She is the artiste. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You guys remember the walrus in Alice in Wonderland?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's the, that's the mustache you have right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're gonna leave the stash, at least temporarily. The what? How did you describe it? As a Lecva Wenza.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is a, what's a, what's a more contemporary.

[Christy Lee]

You're going to keep the full stash.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. Who's the guy in. The guy in the Village People? That was the biker guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's contemporary.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Christy. I asked for someone more contemporary.

[Christy Lee]

That's all I got.

[Tom Griswold]

Bruce Mankisser, who has the biggest stash out there that, I mean, like really over the top.

[Christy Lee]

Tom Selleck.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that's old too, but I, but people just don't. But that's, that's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

ROSIE o' DONNELL I'm just guessing she probably has a bit of a stash.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just mean.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, she's not the kindest person, is she? Oh, I'm sorry. Arena and she off limits. She's not gonna come on the show. I don't even think she lives in this country.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she doesn't. Well, while we do that, let's do this. We have a great story that will remind you of a certain motion picture. I think when you hear it, or a motion picture or two. It involves someone dressing up as their mother.

[Christy Lee]

Italian authorities arrested a man accused of dressing up as his dead mother to claim her pension. A spokesperson at the Mantua police precinct told CNN that the 57 year old man is the son of Griselia Delol. Something. She died in 2022 at the age of 82.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Naturally.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we don't apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

With her identity card expired, the son put on makeup, a wig as well as her clothes and posed as his mom to renew her card. I'm a pretty lady. The agent who processed the application reportedly noticed the dark hair on the back of the woman's neck, hands and chin and contacted authorities who ultimately uncovered the scam. He's accused. Because we have to go down to this part. Police went to the elderly woman's home address and found her mummified body in the laundry room closet.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure, you can't have a problem her funeral and get that pension.

[Christy Lee]

The man is accused of removing fluids from his mother's body with a syringe to prevent decompensate decomposition.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a very, very dry.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's. It doesn't say how she died. I'm going to assume she died of natural causes. Yeah, let's not think that He.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not a murderer. He's just a sick thief.

[Christy Lee]

He's accused of concealing a corpse, fraud against the state, impersonation and forgery of a public document.

[Josh Arnold]

I need my money. Please.

[Tom Griswold]

My mama. There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a photograph of both of them.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Give it to him.

[Tom Griswold]

She. On the left. That's the. That's the real mama.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

On the right. That's him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he could have got a fresh razor. I mean. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See the whiskers?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Why didn't he just shave, man? Maybe he thought the stubble would be more. He's a dead. More of a giveaway. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I'm a pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. Me and my mama. Hello, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Italian sons are known to stay with their moms, but this is ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, all the way. All the way until she poses. She pasta.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard of the phrase Mama Mia, but this is silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mia mama. Okay. Mama Mia. Mia mama.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. I mean, it's kind of like a combination of Psycho meets Mrs. Doubtfire.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Ed Gein thrown in there, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he removed her bodily fluids with a syringe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want it to stink. It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Take a time, but I was gonna say that's gonna take all day. Although I do have. I do have a huge syringe at my house that I will be using tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, to baste your turkey with?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. You put the butter. You melt the butter, pour it in the thing, and you stick it in that giant syringe and turkey baster.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. That's how some people get.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you for teaching us about basting.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not basting. It's you. You. You stab the thing. You're injecting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're using the injector.

[Tom Griswold]

That's different.

[Christy Lee]

Not the baster.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever do a little.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know. I know. How to cook a turkey. I don't have to inject it with butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm loving this show.

[Christy Lee]

There's a lot of hostilities.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm too busy injecting butter into my vegetables and fruits.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a better way than I was going.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, Tom. I'll be nicer to you the next hour.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

What else you got?

[Christy Lee]

Police in Tennessee say a 10 year old boy drove himself home from school after getting into a disagreement with his mother. Mount Juliet police said officers responded to a report of a stolen car with a child inside and were able to. Excuse me. Locate the boy safe at home.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy just belched.

[Christy Lee]

I did. Police said it was determined that the 10 year old climbed into the driver's seat and drove the car home after the parent went inside the school.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Christy Lee]

He told officers he had a disagreement with his mom and just drove home.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I wanted to get out of here. What do you know?

[Christy Lee]

Charges were filed against the boy, though. His father was taken into custody for an outstanding warrant for theft of property.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks a lot, kid.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can. I mean, I think this story, the last line, kind of brings it home.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Where does the kid get it? Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

So I'm not surprised he can drive at 10. He might be his dad's getaway driver.

[Tom Griswold]

But he has good. What is the word I'm looking for? He has a good problem solving skills. Yeah. Okay, I'm leaving.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys drive before you had your license?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. I was.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fifth. Fifth grade.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't reach the pedals till I was a senior in high school.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess, you probably had one of those things where you were driving around like nine.

[Christy Lee]

I was. I know I was. Yeah. Yeah, we were driving a lot when we were little. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What kind of car could you reach the pedals?

[Josh Arnold]

An S10.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we had a little S10 pickup truck. We could drive around the. The land, the farm, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, that's a little different.

[Christy Lee]

That's different.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's okay. It's. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't drive on the road till I was like 13.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of states actually have early driving privileges for farmers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is smart and necessary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is good.

[Tom Griswold]

But as a suburban kid, we all just. I mean, I took my 16th birthday off from school so I could go get my license. Yeah, it was a big deal when you're growing up.

[Christy Lee]

I loved.

[Tom Griswold]

It was awesome.

[Christy Lee]

I wish I was that excited about anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember being. Oh. Remember looking forward to things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I look forward to things.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know. But there is a difference now.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, what do we have to look.

[Christy Lee]

Forward to to now?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, it felt like a full body like thing when you were excited about something. I was just like, oh, yeah, that'll be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking forward to that, that peanut butter chocolate pie tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, that's good. I'm very excited about that. I haven't eaten anything like that since last year. Coming up, it'll be sexy time with Ali Breen. And we're going to be looking at the very handsome Jeff Oscar.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

With the new look here, you can check us out on YouTube. Thank you very much. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB, Tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, hey, thank you for joining us here at the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lee's at the Psylac Insurance Company news desk, Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jessica Alsman has joined us. Hi, Josh. Jeff Oskay getting his makeover at the Prize Picks sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

And I have a letter about that coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. Happy Thanksgiving to you all. And Tom Christie has a letter about Jeff's new haircut and beard.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Sean in Fort Worth, the Sean, Sean, Dear Bob and Tom show. You ever see those videos online where dad shaves for the first time and his kids cry looking at him?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's how I feel looking at Osu right now. I do, too. Aren't they funny now the way that.

[Tom Griswold]

Your beard is kind of speckled and gray. It looks like you've got a goat. Kind of a Van Dyke going on right now. You know what I mean? Like the goatee.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The mustache and the chin chin hair.

[Josh Arnold]

And you using that term made our stylist Christine very happy. A little look like I just didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Know you knew what a Van Dyke was.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. There's people always get it wrong. They call, they call, what is term a goatees? Only the chin.

[Christy Lee]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Yeah, there's a, a lot of language they get wrong about that.

[Christy Lee]

But did you have a Van Dyke at one time or did you have a. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, off topic, Dick Van Dyke never had a Van Dyke. He's on the COVID of People magazine. He's got a full beard now. He's a hundred.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And of course, he stars in one of the greatest movies of all time. Bye Bye Birdie.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's in the remake of Mary Poppins.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

He's. He's got.

[Christy Lee]

Not very good, though.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't like the remake. You liked the remake of Mary Poppins?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it was good. It's fun. All right, now, if you want to get mad again. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I Now have the 15 most played Christmas songs on American radio.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not just Christy that gets mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The whole room.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you for standing up for me, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just arguing with. There are some contemporary songs that are still played with a lot of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but that wasn't my point.

[Josh Arnold]

It really wasn't. It really was.

[Christy Lee]

You're not listening again.

[Tom Griswold]

You're saying. You're saying there are no classic songs.

[Josh Arnold]

I would.

[Tom Griswold]

And written. That have been written, and there are no.

[Christy Lee]

There are no classic songs that are like Jingle Bells or Rock around the Christmas Tree. People keep remaking over and over and over.

[Tom Griswold]

Rock and roll. The Christmas tree. By the way, number three most played song in the radio. A Christmas song by Brenda Lee recorded in 1958. And wasn't she, like, 15 or 14 years? And that's. That's still a great song.

[Christy Lee]

And that's a classic, and that's what I'm talking about. Talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

But Mariah Carey, that's number one once again. That's a classic by far.

[Christy Lee]

People read make that song all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, it's relatively new. She's still.

[Josh Arnold]

Compared to the others.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the people who wrote White Christmas have been dead for 75 years, so. Okay, what's your least favorite Christmas song?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not even gonna talk anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a chore. It's a total choreography.

[Christy Lee]

Hearing what we're trying.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't hear what you're saying, and you're wrong. Okay, let's move on. What have you got at the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

No, I want to hear what the number is. The number one song. Mariah Carey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And number two is wham.

[Tom Griswold]

Radio Play, allegedly, is Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms.

[Christy Lee]

That was a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but Wham Is number four. Ah, but. So the. The lists kind of match up with streaming to a degree.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The execrable. Execrable. What's the word I'm looking for? Idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Excrement.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Felice Navidad is in the top 10.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like that song?

[Tom Griswold]

God, it's like being waterboarded.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that one a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that song. Oh, but I'm sorry. Christy, what have you got?

[Christy Lee]

Police in Arizona arrested 249 people at a bar for underage drinking. The Tempe Police Department made the arrest at a bar known as the Tempe Tavern.

[Josh Arnold]

Real quick, should we turn off that mic while Jeff's not speaking, just so. No, no, you don't have to be sorry. It's just. I don't want people listening going, is there a.

[Christy Lee]

She's having a really good time.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff, are you ready? Are you ready to comment?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we just turned his mic off.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry. I. I haven't seen it. I have no idea. It feels great. We've gone too far. That's my.

[Christy Lee]

You think we've gone too far?

[Josh Arnold]

It was better two. Two breaks ago. Yeah. Now we've got.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got a before and after. Look at the before, the before looks like that college professor who's about to be arrested.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff, that is crazy, crazy, crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Your head may have lost six pounds. I feel. I feel like it's lost six pounds, but I feel like my face has gained 20 pounds.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I get that too, though. I know what you mean.

[Christy Lee]

You have a very nice oval shaped face. It's. Oh, thank you. Very nice. You look 20 years younger by far. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Again. Yeah. I mean, it really looks like you were a mad bomber.

[Christy Lee]

Look at Zapper.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit. Just a touch of Mad Men, a little bit of Don Draper, don't you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was short.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you? A little bit of Don Draper.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

There really is some. Yeah, you do kind of have a. You have a Hamish, a John Hamish kind of look. Okay. Not. I mean, not. He's always clean or he's clean shaven in that show. But. But yeah, there is a resemblance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And John Ham's one of those guys that could grow a beard.

[Christy Lee]

Two seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And a day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I watched Baby Driver again over the past week, and he has a beard in that. A little bit and some facial hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you watch the show? What is it? Friends and Neighbors?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I started it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that show. It was good. That was great.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't finished the season.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, yeah, that's a good show. I'M sorry we interrupted your news story. What was it again?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, a bunch of kids got arrested in Tempe, Arizona. Underage drinkers in a college town. Who would have thought?

[Tom Griswold]

How many second?

[Christy Lee]

249. This is the second such raid on Tempe Tavern in a year. In April, 173 people were arrested for underage drinking.

[Josh Arnold]

Now this is all at once.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not even trying.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, is this next to a Phil's Fake ID shop?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

How did they get that many?

[Josh Arnold]

They're not carding at all.

[Christy Lee]

No, it can't be.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And none of them ran away.

[Christy Lee]

Like, hey, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Well cops are here. That's how many they caught. That's a. That's a very good question. How many of them went out the back door?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, did they bust it like in the movies where they popped the lights on and probably.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever. Have you? I've been in one of those before. I've been in a bar where they came in and turned all the lights on many years ago. Ace has been there. He knows what I'm talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

They carted everyone in the building. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is this a Guinness World Record?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be ironic. Yeah, the Guinness part of me. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

We have some sad news today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was just gonna say one more thing about this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they know that they were underage because the only the DJ was playing? What's that? What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Baby shark?

[Tom Griswold]

K K Pop Demon Hunters. Okay, sorry. What is.

[Christy Lee]

What's the sad Grandma? The Galapagos tortoise, the oldest resident of San Diego Zoo has died.

[Josh Arnold]

Good news. Soup at six o'. Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's appropriate though, because. What's her name again?

[Christy Lee]

Grandma.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Grandmas do die.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Grandma.

[Josh Arnold]

Grandmas be dying at the Christmas display.

[Christy Lee]

Grandma. Estimated to be about 141 years old, not clear exactly when she arrived at the San Diego Zoo, but officials said she came from the Bronx zoo in either 1928 or 1931.

[Tom Griswold]

Gone too soon.

[Christy Lee]

Part of the first group of Galapagos tortoises. She lived through two world wars, 20 US presidents. She's not the oldest, though.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. The oldest known Galapagos tortoise was named Harriet, who lived at the Australia Zoo until the age of 175.

[Tom Griswold]

But she's in San Diego.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the one grandma was in San Diego.

[Tom Griswold]

So she lived through. Ace, help me here. She lived through the Chargers. She lived through the Clippers. She lived through Top Gun 2. Anything else from San Diego that I'm forgetting?

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff is living through the Clippers right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good. The assassin. The man is on fire now. Coming up, it's going to be sexy time with Ali Breen right now. I want to remind you once again we're talking about great gifts. We mentioned the terrific aura frame over there that I just think that's such a great gift. Also the Raycon earbuds. A perfect gift to get, especially if you act today because Raycon's having their huge sale. They've started already. You don't have to worry about Black Friday. It's happening right now. So this message, of course sponsored by Raycon. Raycon's essential open earbuds. These are the open earbuds that sit outside your ear canal. Christy was telling me about them. I haven't tried these yet.

[Christy Lee]

They're great. I loved them.

[Tom Griswold]

I used them have the traditional Raycon earbuds that I'm a big fan of so you can stay connected with your surroundings. The idea is you'll hear the outside noise. I should wear these when I'm walking the dog so I can hear the. It'd be very smart people coming up on me. Except the guy in the Tesla that.

[Christy Lee]

Almost ran me told me he gave you a pair. You probably have one you just don't even know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, they're on my desk. Yeah. This Black Friday and Cyber Monday you can save up to 30% on all Raycon audio products. So this is site wide. They also have the over the ear headphones that are also terrific multi point connectivity. So you can pair two devices at once and they have the famous ergonomic fit. They actually stay in your ears because they have those gel tips. Get all the details by checking them [e-mail] and there's a special web address today. Buyraycon.com Excuse me. Buyraycon.com TomOpen if you want to take advantage of the site wide sale. From everyday essentials to the latest releases, it's the perfect time to enjoy all those sounds, all those Christmas songs or even this show on your Raycon earbuds. And remember, it's all the audio products on the website today. That's buyraycon.com tomopen that's the new ending. Buyraycon.com tomopen we're going to open up the world of romance. When we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll have Allie Breen and Sexy Time here on the bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there. It's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you so much for being here. We sure are thankful for you on this Thanksgiving week. Christy Lees of the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hello. Pat Godwin is across the way. Hey, man. Next to Christy. Yeah. You guys want to have that conversation? Finish that conversation. Hey, you look so handsome today.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a shame I'm married.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, you flirt. There's Jessica Alsman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Osk is at the Prize Picks sports desk and we will get to him in one second. There's Ace Cosby. I don't see him. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The man has been transformed.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. And Tom, what do you think of the new Jeff Oskar?

[Tom Griswold]

He's great. Do we have have the before and after?

[Christy Lee]

God, he's wearing a suit.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you do the after picture yet?

[Josh Arnold]

They're putting those together now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Look at you.

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing. Jeff. Jeff has had a glow up this morning. Our wonderful friend Christine Hazel has come in and given him a haircut and a beard. Thank you so much, Christine.

[Tom Griswold]

And we can. We. Christine is a miracle worker, but she doesn't do plastic surgery, so, you know, we can only go so far.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Christine really is an unbelievable. Would you a stylist? Okay. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what the proper term is. Yeah, stylist.

[Christy Lee]

I think you look a lot like Dennis Miller right now.

[Josh Arnold]

That's freaking me out right here.

[Christy Lee]

It's crazy. Like I almost took a double.

[Josh Arnold]

Like I'm fanboying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you do a couple. Do a couple of really obscure references?

[Josh Arnold]

Shake your head a little bit. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing, man. Yeah. I have a Dennis Miller action figure on my desk. We'll get a side by side picture. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Now, are we getting hooked up with Ali Breen? Are we having a technical issue over here? Okay, let's see. Where did we last leave you? Because I had a little something I wanted to run by Allie.

[Christy Lee]

What's that? Oh, well, she's not here.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

So you're gonna have to wait.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. That's why I'm not prepared to move on.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who we haven't asked? Jeff. Are we who we haven't asked about Jeff's trust. Information is. Jeff, what are your thoughts? I. I like it. Do you? Yes. I feel naked. Yeah. On the face.

[Christy Lee]

You feel like a grown up yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You look younger and you look more adult. Yeah, I feel like I should go to a bank.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say my loan. I don't know what I'm gonna do while I'm there, but I'm going to a bank today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In your previous incarnation, I think you would have been. Been under arrest. Now, do we have Allie now? Okay, there we go. Oh, there she is. It's Allie. Hey, Allie, where are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Where are you? I'm in Florida and I'm on a weird iPad because I dropped my phone in a saltwater pool, so it's useless. So I'm using, like, a cheap iPad to try to call in.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, I know that you. You grew up in New England. You grew up in New England.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you hear me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You froze.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you froze.

[Christy Lee]

That's all right.

[Josh Arnold]

You sound great.

[Christy Lee]

You sound.

[Tom Griswold]

The good news is it's frozen at a pretty good view of your face.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you are.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there we go. I'm frozen, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're back. Now you're back. Growing up in New England, are you aware of the pie for breakfast tradition?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, absolutely. We used to put it in crepes. My dad would make crepes, and we'd fill it with pie. So we did double diabetes. No, I've had pie for breakfast. I did not grow up in New England, but I grew up fat. I would have thought that would have gotten better.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you aware of this? Are you aware of this, that there's a tradition in New England of having high school football games on Thanksgiving morning?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Is that not normal elsewhere?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's from Pennsylvania, too.

[Josh Arnold]

We had our game today. Really? Tomorrow. I mean, there was one big one in St. Louis. Two rival high schools.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a big. A big deal in New England, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Also.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's huge.

[Tom Griswold]

It says in New England, cheddar with apple pie is a very Vermont New England style thing. Sharp cheddar cheese. I didn't see that one. Do you put cheese in apple pie ever?

[Josh Arnold]

I never have. I'm aware of that. And I've always kind of wanted to try it, and I never have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and then this one sounds ghastly. Creamed onions on mashed turnips.

[Josh Arnold]

Ugh. That's horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything with turnips, this says they show up everywhere on New England Thanksgiving tables.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Not mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've never had that one before.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank God. Again, I'm only making the assumption that you don't cook anything on Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you Assume nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't cook at all, do you? She's a comedian.

[Josh Arnold]

Very rarely. I mean, I'll do, you know, eggs, grilled cheese. I don't know if you can count that as cooking, but I like. I like when people cook. I just can't do it very well.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'll help. I'll go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll buy pies.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you. Are you having a Thanksgiving celebration tomorrow?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, so I was previously my dad's. We celebrated a little early, and then I'm going to my sister's tomorrow. Lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Good. Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Will you do the dishes or something or what do you.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe I'll volunteer. Really is making sure you're earning your kids. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a feeling you're doing nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I have a feeling all of your kids pretty much do nothing on Thanksgiving. I know Sam makes a random roast.

[Tom Griswold]

Beef, which is weird, but sand is Sam's doing half the cooking, if not all of it. Well, Ally, the name of this show is Sexy Time. And we take letters, not necessarily about Thanksgiving, but just about trying to help people with their love lives. What do you have in the letter world today?

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Ally, I went out with a.

[Tom Griswold]

Girl from Hinge and she showed up.

[Josh Arnold]

In a sequin dress for a 6:30pm dinner date. We were going to the Cheesecake Factory. Then she said, I know him a lot, but better to know that now rather than later, right? What the hell does that even mean? No, she's right.

[Christy Lee]

She is right. I love her. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What you did there was that you went on a date, you found out she's not really your type, and that's it. Yep. Worked out. Didn't really need to put pen to paper on this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I am a fan of the Cheesecake Factory and I. I think that the chefs and cooks there should get some kind of an award because they have 10,000 items on the menu.

[Josh Arnold]

It's insane. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a great menu.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't have one by us. Oh, I. I was hoping this would end with a description of a delightful cheesecake. Yeah, I don't know what this is. So the sequin dress bothered him.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that is a lot. 6:30.

[Josh Arnold]

But hey, they both know.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask you this. What message does that send to a man?

[Christy Lee]

She puts a lot of effort into her look, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

She likes to be the center of attention is what I think. That too, if you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think she's. Do you think. Does this indicate in Any way she might be a woman of easy virtue?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a good sign that she's cuckoo. I look at it less negative. She told you ahead of time. She's like, hey, I'm a lot. Yes, maybe in a fun way. She sounds awesome.

[Christy Lee]

She does.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish women would be that more upfront again.

[Christy Lee]

I'm jealous of how much effort she put in because I would probably just.

[Tom Griswold]

Show up like this and be like, all right, if you show up on a hinge date that pregnant, this is how I am. I have to find out. Is there a website for pregnant women that want to date new guys?

[Josh Arnold]

No. But I did date a start dating a woman who was eight months pregnant and we went out for like a month and a half. We did it up until she gave birth.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

So what happened when she gave birth that you guys decided? Was it just. Well, she stopped calling.

[Christy Lee]

She was coming back.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, it did not. You weren't still interested? No, not as much. But I ended up babysitting her child a few times after.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God, you're like John Travolta.

[Josh Arnold]

And look who's talking while she went on date.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing. I don't think she. No, she was at work.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there any late night activity with this lady?

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit, yeah. No. Her friend contacted me and was like, hey, you seem like somebody go out with a pregnant lady. And I was like, yeah, let's do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that really says a lot, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

I took it as a compliment.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gotta be.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, definitely. But that's also gotta be someone's kink. I bet, like, I bet someone is looking for that. Well, what's funny? We went and shot pool and she like laid her belly on the table. I was like, oh, that's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys smoke the same cigarettes? No, she vaped. She was pregnant.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Yeah. If there is a website like that, I. That would be classic. I'm sorry. The name of the show is Sexy Time. Our host is comedian Allie Breen. And you spell her name A L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I emphasize that because you can reach her on your favorite social media platform with your questions about your love life. I think we've solved the young lady in the spangled dress.

[Christy Lee]

Sequin dress, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a fun gal. Who's to say? Now let's move forward. What else have you got?

[Josh Arnold]

We have a Thanksgiving Day one.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Allie, my mom hates My girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

And is now asking me not to. To bring her to the Thanksgiving dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

After I had already invited her.

[Josh Arnold]

My girlfriend has tons of friends doing friendsgiving, so I told her she should do that and I'll just meet her after. She said I should take a stand and insist she either comes or not go myself.

[Christy Lee]

We've only been dating about six months.

[Josh Arnold]

But we are really close. I don't know what to do here.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would she want to go if she's not wanted?

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. They shouldn't go either. But it's only been six months. And then you got that war with your mom.

[Josh Arnold]

The mom's the one in the wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the mom is wrong. He shouldn't go to her dinner.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm kind of with Tom. Oh, Mom. You. I. I always tend to. If the person who gives the ultimatum is. The person I don't go with is usually.

[Christy Lee]

You should never give ultimatum.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially around a holiday. That's so mean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The girlfriend's just gonna be uncomfortable the entire time. The side eye and like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you didn't like that?

[Christy Lee]

Or.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know. I don't think one of the options is dragging the girl over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that'd be awful.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, no. The options don't go. Go to Friendsgiving, whatever it's called.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but that sounds terrible, too. I think the mom's wrong, but I think. I think the girlfriend's also.

[Tom Griswold]

I can solve this. Wait a second. I got the answer. Is the Cheesecake Factory open on Thanksgiving?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can order ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Wear a sequin dress. Okay, let's move on. What have you got now?

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Allie, I'm married and I've been dating a girl from work on this side. Yeah. Yeah. My wife and I actually have an arrangement where we're allowed to hook up as long as it's discreet. But only when I'm traveling for work because I travel lot. Okay, the thing is, now I get why she said that was the rule, because I think I'm falling in love with this girl. But the weird twist is she only dates married men because she doesn't want anything serious. Oh, my God. Do you guys think that's for real or is that a tactic to get me to want her more? What do I do here? No, it's. She's not interested in. No, it's for real.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that you created this whole game.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a cat and mouse, and she.

[Tom Griswold]

She just wants me even more. So she pushes me away.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a little. Little complicated here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, no, she's that girl. Your side piece is not interested in anything long term.

[Christy Lee]

You need a new side piece.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you're recommending that?

[Christy Lee]

Well, apparently they. It works for them. He's been doing it on the road, so.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of rules. Yeah. And he's allowed. As long as it's not he's allowed. This one's breaking the rule.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see. Okay. I have no answer.

[Josh Arnold]

This marriage is over, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You fall in love with somebody who's not your wife, how do you. And even if you break up with that person, how do you then just go back to your wife and pretend like everything's cool, knowing that there's at least one other person out there you'd rather be with? Gotta do a sister wife type thing.

[Christy Lee]

Bring her in the side piece.

[Josh Arnold]

I doubt the way you have a side piece, though. That's it. Oh, yeah. She doesn't want any commitments. She just wants to bang around. Did he put that side piece's phone number?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we got time for a couple more. Ali Breen as our guest. The show is sexy time. What have you got over there? Ally?

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Ally, I hooked up with a guy from my friend's wedding that was the hottest guy I've ever been with. We spent the night together, had breakfast, cuddled. He was super attentive. And then he completely ghosted me. I asked my friend about it. She said he hadn't said anything. She hadn't even known that we hooked up. So I asked her if she would talk to him and she said she didn't want to get involved. How do I get through to him? I'm so confused. Why spend the whole morning cuddling if you don't want more?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, he's not interested.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, he may have been the hottest guy you've ever hooked up with. You were not the hottest girl he's ever hooked with.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have any trouble when he was trying to find his wedding ring that he had ditched?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. No, he's. If he wanted to be with you and wanted to know you, he'd find you.

[Josh Arnold]

Get over it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If you're gonna reach out, though, reach.

[Tom Griswold]

Out to him like on a Friday at 10pm you know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Here comes the maniac. Listen up.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if you want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Hook up again and then maybe it.

[Tom Griswold]

Can progress to something else.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you know, I Swear that's not crazy advice. What I think Alsman is saying is when he's maybe drunk and looking for.

[Tom Griswold]

Or you've had a few to drink.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy lives there in the same town and we don't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, Altman's advice isn't often based in any sort of fact or reality.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I enjoyed the beautiful night you had together, if anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

This does sound like a pretty good premise to start a movie, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Met at a wedding.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure there has been.

[Tom Griswold]

Where the guy's kind of disappeared and no one sort of knows who. Maybe he could have crashed the wedding and no one knows who he is. He's this mystery guy.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, this guy is kind of a gentleman. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

At least he got you breakfast and cuddled.

[Josh Arnold]

He did. He's kind of a gentleman. And he also didn't go tell a bunch of people you guys hooked up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's pretty adult. Well, that's either good or bad. That's either, like, he doesn't want people to know or he's being, you know. I think it's good. Yeah. Unless. I don't know, maybe it is bad. Can we get a picture of you, man?

[Tom Griswold]

We got time for one more. Ally, what do you got?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, here we go. Another Thanksgiving one. Dear Ally, my mom's boyfriend is coming to Thanksgiving and he's bringing his three kids. They've only been dating for a little bit. I know my mom's into him, but now she's gonna make Thanksgiving weird for everybody. I told her maybe I'll make it weirder and just hook up with one of his kids and we'll have a double wedding. But actually, this really sucks. How does she not get that? Because it doesn't suck that bad. Yeah, you're a horrible child.

[Christy Lee]

Get over it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Be supportive.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's sort of the. That's kind of Thanksgiving for everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's always somebody, right? It's always good. There's always going to be some awkward stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's Thanksgiving. Everyone should be welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

What you could do is think about others for once.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, man. Do remember. Do remember my photography role.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, even with the magic of contemporary cameras, where you can swipe people out of the picture whenever you're taking photographs, for example, tomorrow, Allie, you're going to be at your sister's house.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And there'll be some family photos taken now. Is. Is your boyfriend going to be with you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, we. We actually. Mike and I broke up a little while ago. We're still very good friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, see, now, that's the thing. That's. That's the thing. See, if Mike had gone with you last year and was in all the pictures and then you. It'd be awkward. So that's why you always want to do when you're doing the pictures. I was. Okay, one, one. Now with just the brains.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That way. That way the picture lives forever, you see? Oh, you'll thank me later.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he acts like he invented that.

[Christy Lee]

I know, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the Lincolns did that.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean that daguerreotype?

[Josh Arnold]

The daguerreotype anyone can get put in or out of a photo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's the one where Abe. Abe Jr. S girlfriend isn't in the shot. I forgot about that.

[Josh Arnold]

They dated in law school for a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Matthew Brady said, hey, get rid of the chick. I just would just want the Lincolns in this shot. You'll think. Well, Allie, it's always a great pleasure. Thank you very much. And are you going back to New York to work this weekend?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I'll be back in New York Friday at the Comedy Village and then the Strip on Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

AUDIENCE all right, you can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform. And also you're doing your only fans thing at Ali B. And I understand it's Gravy week. That would be awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently. Yeah. Gotta do something for gravy week now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thanks, Ali. Always a pleasure.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Bye.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Christy, you had suspected that. I didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did. I suspected it. It's so funny that she'd bring it up because I. I'm not going to tell you why I suspected it, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's the tone of her social media.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was jewelry she was wearing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're good, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that have to do with anything?

[Christy Lee]

Because I think he gave her a necklace that she'd been wearing for a lot. A year.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple.

[Christy Lee]

Last couple years. And all of a sudden she wasn't wearing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Why aren't more detectives women, Right? What are we. Why are you. Why do we even allow men to pretend that they can?

[Josh Arnold]

Brilliant.

[Christy Lee]

I could have been wrong, but I. Well, yeah, I just had this feeling I didn't want to ask on the air or even.

[Tom Griswold]

You were wrong once and now you were right.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm still right about that other thing, too.

[Josh Arnold]

The world Knows.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Well, speaking of jewelry, our buddy Stephen Singer. Stephen Singer, he's the expert on real natural diamonds. And what Stephen has, he wants to underscore this every day is, of course, a great day to go to. I hate stephensinger.com but right now, what is very special is he just wants to underscore the fact that he has these great diamond stud earrings, the best in America. And even with gold and diamond prices going uppity, up, up, up, he's got them at last year's prices when it comes to these beautiful diamond stud earrings. And he's also got something called the safety silicone backs, which I didn't understand until Christy explained it to me. This is some kind of a gizmo so they don't fall out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. They fit very securely on the back of your ear so you don't lose your diamond studs.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let's say you got a pair of nice diamond studs last year. You want to upgrade. Steven Singer gives you the full value you paid last year. If you want to move up, so move up in the world. And of course, at Steven Singer Jewelers, everything is backed by his famous guarantee. They call it the best in the jewelry business. 100 days, 100%, no hassle, money back guarantee plus fast and free shipping. I'll say that again. When's the last time you saw free shipping on anything? And when he says fast, if you get those orders in today, for example, before 2:00 clock Eastern Time in the afternoon, bingo, they're out the door. So find out all the details by visiting. I hate stevensinger.com that's I hate stevensinger.com diamonds. Etc. Etc. And these are real, natural earthborn diamonds, not the fake stuff. It's ihatestevensinger.com and don't forget, you got until tomorrow when the first football game starts. Get those picks in by going to bobandtom.com contest and pick your NFL games for the weekend. Our winner from week 11, excuse me. Our winner from week 12, rather, was Richard Manus. We talked to him earlier this morning. He got all the games right last week. So pick him for this week for week 13 and you could win that gift certificate from Steven Singer jeweler. Coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, want to win a $250Amazon gift card? Tell us a little bit about yourself by taking our listener survey. It's easy, quick and online [e-mail] survey. Welcome back to the Bob And Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lees at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

God. Proud one's there. Hello. Jessica Alsman. Hi. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy Thanksgiving.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff. Oscar. Hey, man. He's at the prize pick sports desk. There's Ace Cosby. Yes, I'm Josh Arnold, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

He's about to speak.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Patty G. What's up here? I wanted to make a request.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Something Thanksgiving related, if possible. Got choices here.

[Josh Arnold]

You got, like, the Thanksgiving dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

Many choices. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Reese's Thanksgiving pie, song, Blubba O'Reilly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the. The who knockoff. Yeah, I'm a big fan of that. I like that very much.

[Josh Arnold]

And now that's what he's gonna go with.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, here we go. You guys ready?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, we are.

[Josh Arnold]

We harvest the fields and celebrate with a meal. I get my gut into Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. Pass the gravy, please. And the Mac and cheese. I've given up on healthy. Oh, yeah. Gone is my teenage waistline? I have an expanding waistband. Cause the turkey's fried? There's pumpkin pie from my expanding waistband. Hey, my son, grab my hand and help me open this can. Start up the fire. Throw on a nice pork shoulder? There's mashed potatoes and beer and hollered at you. Let's eat these buns before they get much colder. Gone is my teenage waistline? I have an expanding waistband. This turkey's basin. Break your instruments in the dishes. Yay. Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, that's great, Pat. I thought we'd review today in history.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Got to do that. And of course, I'm not. Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

This is the.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the date of the very first Thanksgiving.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

The first nationally recognized Thanksgiving in 1789.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And I forget the score, but I know the. The Lions lost. Yeah, I think it was. I think it was 21 7. I. I forget the score, but what we always like to start with some birthdays. The great Charles Schultz, the creator of Peanuts. And. And now it's the peanut season because.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Christmas. The Christmas peanut. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

The Christmas. That's rough. The Christmas peanuts special.

[Josh Arnold]

It's called. It's a Charlie Brown Christmas. Yeah. You don't even have to say Peanuts because it might turn into peanuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that is. I. I can't. I can't come back from that. The. The music from that is.

[Christy Lee]

That's classic.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Okay. We don't have to argue about that. A friend of the show, the late Robert Goulet. Oh, yeah, he stopped by. That was so weird.

[Christy Lee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

He was such a nice guy. John McVie, bassist for Fleetwood Mac. Happy birthday, Chick McGee. Chip McGee. Happy birthday, DJ Khaled. Who has never eaten a salad.

[Josh Arnold]

No. And apparently something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Hasn'T eaten Mrs. Khaled. Apparently. According to a recent. On this date in 1865, Alice in Wonderland was first published.

[Josh Arnold]

Never cared for any of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Kind of creepy and weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that if you play Alice's restaurant, read Alice in Wonderland at the same time, you're a stoner loser. I just thought of that. Let's see. FDR established the first modern Thanksgiving as the fourth Thursday in November in 1941. And here's a good one for you, Josh. Casablanca premiered at the Hollywood Theater in New York on this date in 1942.

[Josh Arnold]

That is one of the greats.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly there's gambling.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

It's all right. You don't like oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Gone with the Wind. So maybe a little competition. And lastly, the Beatles recorded Please Please Me and Ask Me why on this date in 1962.

[Josh Arnold]

Duds. Those are two duds.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to agree with half that.

[Josh Arnold]

Please Please me.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that. Yeah, that's a good. The other one, I could tell. Yeah, I don't think. And that's enough for today. We're going to say thank you and have a great Thanksgiving. We certainly appreciate you. We're very thankful you're out there. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

What's up, guys? David Pollack here, former Georgia Bulldog, former analyst with College Game Day and host of my new show, C Ball, Get Ball. I'm a defensive lineman. That's why that's the name. You see the ball, all you go get it. We're going to dive deep into college football. We're going to break down film. We'll have bold takes, real conversations with the biggest names in the sport every single week. If you eat, sleep and breathe college football like I do, man, I promise you, C Ball, Get Ball is for you. So do me a favor, follow and.

[Josh Arnold]

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