The BOB & TOM Show - November 3, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – November 3, 2025

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show continues the classic blend of comedy, personal banter, news, and sports with hosts Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Bob Kevoian, Christy Lee, and friends. On this post-Halloween Monday, the crew dives into the quirks of Daylight Saving Time, Halloween leftovers, football weekend action, odd news (including monkeys on the loose), and listener letters. The lighthearted tone is filled with familiar ribbing, absurd recommendations, running gags (chunky candy bars and Phi Zappa Crappa, anyone?), and musical interludes—sprinkled with their signature irreverence.

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Main Themes and Segments

1. Daylight Saving Time Follies and Clock Confusion

• Tom's Annual Ordeal: Tom hilariously recaps his yearly struggle with resetting the clocks on various devices and the overcomplexity of modern car dashes.

  • "Would have been easier to buy a new one preset." - Tom ([07:54])
  • "You are. You are a lot. You know that." – Bob ([07:43])

• Car Clock Resetting Woes: Tom describes his labyrinthine path to changing the clock in his car, involving YouTube tutorials and voice commands, only to discover a simple solution.

  • "There's a microphone button...You just say, hey, main screen. No, no, you just change the clock and boom, it did it." – Tom ([06:19])

• Old vs. New Tech: Discussion of automatic versus manual clock changes, with Josh and Christy poking fun at Tom’s neuroticism.

• Changing Clocks All Over the House: Talk of glow-in-the-dark clocks, self-adjusting projections, and frustration over cords.

  • "My bedside clock that glows in the dark is wrong...I had to kind of climb over it to get access to the back of it." – Tom ([07:11])
  • "Try explaining standard time to a dog." – Tom ([20:22])
  • "I go early. Yeah, I go way early." – Chick ([91:53])

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2. Halloween Wrap-Up: Candy, Costumes, and Leftovers

• Candy Over-purchase:

  • Tom admits to having "mountains of candy left" (including the much-mocked Chunky bars).
  • "I had the giant Chunkies and people haven't heard of a Chunky." – Tom ([11:01])
  • "Most kids don't like raisins in their candy." – Josh ([11:14])

• Listener’s Strategies for Leftover Candy:

  • Suggestions include using it in baked goods, donating it, freezing it, or even gingerbread house decorations.
  • "You could pick out your favorite candy and add it to the batter of your favorite baked treat." – Christy Lee ([52:27])
  • "A topping! That's what it says." – Tom ([53:21])

• Classic Costume Confusion:

  • Josh hilariously describes being corrected by trick-or-treaters when he mixed up Wednesday Addams and Kylo Ren.
  • "I'm now the old guy who doesn't recognize the costumes." – Josh ([12:28])

• Old Candy and Nostalgia: Christy and Pat rib Tom’s selection of 'vintage' candies.

  • "Chunky because they're from 1963." – Christy Lee ([11:09])

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3. Sports & Records: NFL, World Series, and More

• World Series and NFL Recap:

  • Discussion on the unpredictability of the World Series and various NFL upsets.
  • “Absolutely. Who would have thought, you know, and they had everything.” – Bob ([13:56])

• Field Goal Record Debate:

  • Chick and Tom argue over whether an NFL field goal record counts as a “world record”.
  • "It's a record. I mean, the NFL has published it." – Tom ([33:32])
  • "It's not a Guinness world record. Guinness is not allowed to. Probably." – Bob ([33:35])

• Listener Sports Rules Proposals: Reading emails about making defensive scores a possibility on NFL two-point attempts.

• Oldest NFL Tight End: Mercedes Lewis's record-breaking game at 41.

Notable Quote:

“Does that work? Not the way I phrased it, but yes.” – Tom (regarding the name "Edmund Fitzgerald") ([26:38])

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4. Listener Letters & Classic Running Gags

• Phi Zappa Crappa Poster Debate:

  • Tom again asserts the cultural ubiquity of the Frank Zappa bathroom poster.
  • "It's an iconic poster." – Tom ([141:22])
  • “I'm going to kill him.” – Bob, in mock exasperation ([140:09])

• Chuck Norris Jokes:

  • "…the immediate mention of Chuck Norris, you...You've just rung it. You rung all the fun out of them..." – Bob ([21:45])

• Costume Gags and Double Entendre:

  • 85-year-old woman at a senior center wins for dressing as “Blow Me” tissues.
  • “I hope. Yeah. The question is, does she understand the gag there? Oh, yeah.” – Tom ([22:38])

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5. Odd News and Animal Antics

• Escaped Monkeys in Mississippi:

  • Hilarious breakdown and suspicion regarding a batch of “aggressive” rhesus monkeys on the loose, speculation on disease, and a local mom shooting one.
  • “I did what any other mother would do to protect her children.” – Ms. Ferguson ([81:27])
  • "Start shooting!" – Tom ([162:06])

• Monkey-Catching Tactics:

  • In South Carolina, a pet spider monkey was caught with coffee as a lure.

• Loose Emu in Ohio:

  • "That's a weird-looking critter. Looks like a llama had sex with a pigeon." – Tom ([103:31])

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6. Pop Culture, Home Life, and Miscellaneous Banter

• Band T-Shirts and Nostalgia:

  • Who has the most concert T-shirts, and what bands reign supreme in fans’ wardrobes.

• Home Security, Gas Leaks, and Electric Lawnmowers:

  • Tom claims to have made a Stouffer’s lasagna (to universal disbelief).
  • "Why did it take two minutes for it to dawn on me that Tom has never made a Stouffer's anything?" – Jeff ([74:42])

• Mormon Underwear Update:

  • Christy describes the new sleeveless, lighter versions of “temple garments” and their religious/cultural significance.
  • "The Mormon Church...is now unveiling a new sleeveless version of the sacred undergarments. Many women say it’s a welcome change." – Christy ([87:08])

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7. Pat Godwin’s Comedy Songs

• Halloween Leftovers:

  • “After Halloween and all the tricks and treaties, you just might get diabetes...” – Pat Godwin ([62:49])

• Dryer Sheet Underwear Ballad:

  • “I put dryer sheets in my underwear...cause wet ones are messy and powder’s for feet…” – Pat Godwin ([98:15])

• Jack Johnson Parody:

  • “Every Jack Johnson song sounds like the last Jack Johnson song…” – Pat Godwin ([111:09])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I'm now the old guy who doesn't recognize the costumes. I never thought I'd be this man.” – Josh ([12:28])
• “Try explaining standard time to a dog.” – Tom ([20:22])
• “If I spring forward one more time I’m gonna lose my mind. Just make up your mind!” – Chick McGee ([91:53])
• “The spork is about everything that's wrong with contemporary culture...” – Tom ([134:47])
• “Chunkies? Those things have an ad for Gremlins 2 on them.” – Josh ([136:22])
• “You teach Glenda Jackson how to eat in a fig…” – Josh ([157:00])

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Key Timestamps

• 01:15–08:18: Daylight Saving Time, clock update debacles, bedtime routines, and early Halloween aftermath.
• 10:00–16:35: Shoe-tying gadgets, mountain of leftover candy, passing out Chunky bars, costumes, and overbuying.
• 19:54–24:49: Listener letters, Chuck Norris jokes, and Halloween costumes at a senior home.
• 29:41–32:33: Beards, goatees, facial hair trends, and nostalgia for early-2000s fashion.
• 33:09–45:09: NFL upsets, field goal records, massage scandal references, and more listener feedback.
• 55:10–56:57: Candy re-use, junk food nostalgia, jokes about "vintage" Chunky bars.
• 67:12–72:18: Death of the frozen burrito inventor, artificial tongue for spiciness, and taquitos explained.
• 77:05–84:13: Mississippi’s loose monkeys, ethics of shooting dangerous animals, public execution rants.
• 93:36–94:45: Mormon cola (“Swig”), temple undergarment redesign, caffeine debate.
• 97:45–103:50: Emu vs. ostrich meat, existential questions about having exotic pets.
• 115:04–117:05: Gig plug for Emo Phillips and Tim Cavanaugh, comedy calendar teasers.
• 121:12–125:25: Charles Bronson, Dennis Miller, and cosmonaut tradition trivia.
• 152:41–153:24: Ancient Egyptian sick notes and “sick day” hieroglyphs.
• 157:00–162:26: "Cute" ecological disaster—otter overpopulation in Alaska.

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Episode Highlights

• Running Gags: Tom’s obsession with the Zappa “Phi Zappa Crappa” poster, the ancient-ness of his Chunky bars, Josh's Dennis Miller and Charles Bronson impressions.
• Listener Involvement: Frequent reading of listener emails—ranging from Halloween stories, proposed sports rules, bizarre costume ideas, and classic dad-jokes.
• Absurdist News: Escaped monkeys, runaway emus, oddball museum thefts, and cultural oddities such as the world’s first “Smell Museum.”
• Classic Team Dynamic: The friendly mockery of Tom’s neuroses, Chick’s curmudgeonly wisdom, and Christy’s attempts to keep the news moving—punctuated by Pat’s funny, original songs.

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Closing

This episode showcased The BOB & TOM Show’s enduring comic style: lively, fast-paced, and packed with tangents ranging from the personal to the topical, with just the right touch of lunacy. The recurring bits, musical intermissions, and news-of-the-weird coverage provide plenty of laughs and familiar camaraderie for long-time fans.

Summary by segment:

• Clock and Daylight Saving woes: 01:15–08:18
• Halloween candy and customs: 09:00–16:35, 52:27–56:57
• Sports and NFL updates: 13:32–15:53, 33:09–45:09
• Letters and running gags: 19:54–24:49, 139:15–140:13
• Odd animal news: 76:00–84:13, 100:00–106:00 (monkeys, emus)
• Mormon underwear story: 86:00–94:08
• Pat Godwin’s songs: 62:47–62:59, 98:15–99:58, 111:09–112:05
• Ancient sick notes & museums: 151:23–153:24
• Final oddities and farewells: 157:00–163:26

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For full-on laughs and a taste of post-Halloween mayhem, this episode is a BOB & TOM classic.

Transcript

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[Bob Kevoian]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Emo Phillips]

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[Tom Griswold]

If you.

[Emo Phillips]

Ever get so low that you don't know which way to go Come on and take a walk in my shoes Never worry about a thing Got the world on a string. Cause I've got the cure for all of my. All of his blue.

[Jeff Oskay]

I take a.

[Emo Phillips]

Look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away. I take a look at my enormous penis and the happy times are coming to stay I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants and the feelings like a sunshiny day I take a look at my enormous penis and everything is going my way.

[Tom Griswold]

Penis.

[Emo Phillips]

Sing along at home, why don't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

1, 2, 3.

[Emo Phillips]

Take a look at my enormous penis.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'S not that hard.

[Emo Phillips]

My troubles start melting away Just Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I take a look at my enormous.

[Emo Phillips]

Peanut and the happy times are coming to stay. Yeah, I got great big amounts in the place where it counts. And the feeling's like a sunshiny day. I take a look at my enormous. Everything is going my way I'm Bob and Tom now. Everything is going my way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, look at these goobers.

[Emo Phillips]

Everything is going my way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bravo.

[Josh Arnold]

Bravo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, hello, hello and hello. It's the Bob and Top Show. We were in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. 1, 2, 3, 4. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. And here he is really far too busy to participate in the radio show. But he'll, he'll do his best today. It's, it's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything working over here?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, slightly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you turn it up a little bit?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can, I can hear you fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

There. Oh, there we go.

[Tom Griswold]

There. Yeah. Hi. Good morning. I'm busy over here. Getting organized. Clearly been here for more than two hours. Of course, yeah, something is amiss here. Okay, well, it's good to be here. Hope you had a great Halloween.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell your daylight savings time story. Go ahead. Well, how long did it take to set the clock in your car?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I, I got in my car and the coffee place I went to doesn't open till 8 on Sunday mornings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I got there and what you thought?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, I got there, I got there. I was, I was. Got there at 7:35 and I figured I gotta kill a couple minutes. So my mike. I have a built in digital clock on my, in my car. Dashboard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, everybody, everybody understand that now in his car he has a digital clock on the dashboard. It's built in.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was, but it was wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So I decided, okay, I'm gonna figure this out. And there's a whole menu where you go to, and you go through all this stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right? Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

I finally got it about 20 minutes later.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe 25. But I, the menu thing. Didn't know. Wouldn't you think the first thing you'd go to in the, the, on the online, in the car guide you'd go to clock, but you have to spin the thing. C, L, O s. No, there's no clock thing. Oh, it's a time. There's nothing there.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you just go to Settings?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I finally gave up and I went to YouTube and I said, hey, how do I do this? And then they explain, you go to the main, the main screen and it says this. Well, I couldn't get the main screen to come up. Then I went to another YouTube and there's a microphone button. You press and you just say, hey, main screen. No, no, you just change the clock and boom, it did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my. That's all you had to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's A. Then there's a switch that I didn't realize.

[Christy Lee]

There's a daylight savings.

[Tom Griswold]

You put it on daylight savings time, then you, then you pick your time zone.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Yeah. That's what I did. I don't know, three years ago now almost.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and it just takes care of it. Yeah. My mind is always taking care of it itself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well that's what it does when. When you see the digital clock in your dashboard and you don't think it's brand new. A new option in your car.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I had to. Before I went to bed last night I realized. Wait a second. My bedside clock that glows in the dark is wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that one. Right, that one. Because I have one of those. I. I coveted yours forever. And I have one that projects on the ceiling.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that. That's. That went out with the new house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I love those. Those are great.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, and that, that changes automatically too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I didn't know. I just have a primitive. It looks like a wood block that's sort of inert and not doing anything. But it has the soft glow. So in the middle of the night I can strain my neck to see it around the corner.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are. You are a lot. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

But the problem was that that's a plug in clock and the way it is sort of tied to the bed post so I. I had to kind of climb over it to get access to the back of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, did you say tied to the bed?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the. So that there's not too much cord stuff on the floor. It's wrapped. It was an ordeal. I almost killed myself resetting. Would have been easier to buy a new one preset. In any event. What time is it? Good luck wherever you are. If you're in Arizona, you didn't have to hassle with this.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw the classic news story yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Will this be the last time we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have to do this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Since I was a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there was a time when we were not on daylight savings time either and he complained non stop about.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's important to be antiquated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why are we. Why aren't we on daylight savings time and now Arizona doesn't have to deal with it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I'm just. I'm. I'm perfectly happy to go on daylight savings. Last night it was dark at my house at 4:30.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it. My favorite part of the year. Favorite part of the year?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nighttime Baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, changing all kinds of stuff. Going to. Going to my boots with my orange insoles. Thank you very much. And then, yeah, I got my cap with the glowing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. What does it mean, going to your boots?

[Christy Lee]

His little ski boots. He doesn't wear sneakers.

[Tom Griswold]

No sneakers now.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Winter is here.

[Bob Kevoian]

No sneakers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sometime at the gym, obviously, with the.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, working out in your ski boots at the gym.

[Christy Lee]

That would be funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, no, but I did get.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not as funny as him working out in a golf shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

I did get this device to tie my shoes. You ever seen one of these things?

[Pat Godwin]

Mean hands, fingers?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody ever teach you how to tie your shoes?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's to get them tight enough. It's a handle to get them tight enough with. It's a. It's like a wooden handle with a metal hook kind of a hook on it. Like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a garage.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when. When you're tying your shoes, you have too much money. You put that. Oh, it's like three bucks. You put. You put it between the laces like, and you pull so you get it nice and tight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice and tight.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you like your feet to be smooshed?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Anyone who's ever played hockey or worn figures.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to say they have. You'll. You'll find those little things in hockey locker rooms.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're worried about your ankle breaking. What are you doing over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

So in your day to day comings and goings with your ski boots, you need that kind of lace up?

[Tom Griswold]

These are oper ski boots.

[Bob Kevoian]

You need to have that kind of tight lace to actually navigate the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do your toes ever turn black? Does that ever happen?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't choke them. My shoes fit properly. Ah, these are just kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that what you think winter is?

[Tom Griswold]

Here, I've got my blinking cap. That came in handy on Halloween.

[Christy Lee]

How was your Halloween?

[Tom Griswold]

It was pretty good. I have mountains of candy left.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Three huge buckets left.

[Bob Kevoian]

Evidently none of the candy is stale, so we didn't get any.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to bring it in. And then we have a new story about what you can do with excess candy.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I was almost perfect this year. Almost. I have five Reese's Cups, the doubles left, three Nerds ropes, and one Kit Kat left.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of all the candy I bought. So I came real close, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I had all the. I had the giant Chunkies and people haven't heard of a Chunky. I was really disappointed because people haven't.

[Christy Lee]

Heard of a Chunky because they're from 1963.

[Tom Griswold]

These were freshly made Chunkies. They're lovely.

[Josh Arnold]

Most kids don't like raisins in their candy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they don't like old candy.

[Pat Godwin]

That's an old candy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got. No, I'll bring some.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Guess we're getting junkies.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I. But I also. I also had very traditional.

[Pat Godwin]

Make sure they're stale.

[Bob Kevoian]

No hard tack to pass out to the kids. I had no pine tar Hershey bars.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. I have a lot of candy left, so.

[Josh Arnold]

But it was fun passing out candy. A lot of cute kids.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was driving around the neighborhood in the golf cart, and it got. Check local listings. You get kind of chilly there toward the end. But it was a fun night. A lot of cool costumes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So were you. Yeah. When we left you Friday, you didn't know what your job was going to be. Were you assigned?

[Tom Griswold]

By the time Kelly's parents come over, they handled the passing out, and then we went out with the kids. I saw some great adult costumes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy dressed as Lurch.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Wife is Morticia. That was just great. So. Just a bunch of really cool stuff. Fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever run into that person who's dressed up and you don't know who they're trying to be and they get upset with you? Yeah, no, I'm Wednesday from that exact.

[Josh Arnold]

I got laughed at by a little girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

So I'm now the old guy who doesn't recognize the costumes. I never thought I'd be this man. But they came up. Her and her brother came up to the porch, and I looked at them. I go, oh, we got somebody from Hogwarts here. And we got Darth Maul. And she goes, I'm Wednesday. He's Kylo Ren. The parents were howling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll. We'll give you some alternative places to get rid of your candy and something you can do with your candy to use it on a different form while baking, which I had not ever thought of. You could make a different kind of cookie or.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean like chocolate chip cookies? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. And other variations. There are other variations on that that we'll get to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, we had a. We have a world record or two, including one in the NFL.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Well, I think NFL is super special, and it doesn't qualify as a world record. I think it qualifies as an NFL record, which is bigger than a world record, by the way. Oh, that's what I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you've got that backwards.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think it is. I think you're trying to glom onto the world of the NFL because your stupid ass world records aren't worth a damn.

[Tom Griswold]

The 60 minutes had a special feature on Guinness World Records last night, including a hunk on our buddy, David Rush.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Six seconds at most.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rush. Yeah, about as long as it took to say his name.

[Josh Arnold]

And you think, Chick, this World Series will go down as one of the finest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Who especially. Who would have thought, you know, and they had everything. It had everything. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a free baseball Saturday night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two. Yeah, two. Two extra inning games. Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

And, and also I think the only positive thing, I guess is that for Canadians is hockey season starts. So it's up and running now that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they should be proud of their Blue Jays.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they seem, yeah, they seem pretty, you know, quiet and well adjusted. I'm sure they'll move. Move along. Unlike Los Angeles, who might have burned a block or two had they lost, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they, or maybe they kind of did when they won.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, maybe they, maybe they, they burn a block or two. Either way.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was weird. What's his name? Ohtani's new translator was wearing a DraftKings T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it seems important.

[Pat Godwin]

Shove it in your face.

[Tom Griswold]

It was written in Japanese though.

[Josh Arnold]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

I just had a friend tell me.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, I've noticed he's Caucasian now. I've noticed that. Right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a lot of interesting news and sports on the way, including your letters, of course. And oh, one real quick thing. We have our new pop up shop. We've got. If you want to get your holiday shopping done early, it just opened up. It'll be open for the first three weeks this month. Go to bobandtom.com we've got a couple cool sweatshirts including a zip one. And we have a couple cool T shirts, including a nice little sweet one kind of celebrating Christmas and the one.

[Bob Kevoian]

That Christy was wearing last week that caused all the controversy. That one is. That one's available now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So you'll find [e-mail] now coming up, some sad news for your team. Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Jaden looks like Jaden Dan. Sweet baby Jaden Daniel, out for the season. He. Oh, he dislocated his non throwing arm elbow. His bobo on his non throwing arm. And yeah, we'll see where that goes today or MRI today.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you, did you. You passed out the serious candy bars.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I had Nerds ropes, full kit Kats and full. Well, the double Reese's peanut butter cups.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Some folks are kind of chintzy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

How big are the packages of the nerds ropes?

[Josh Arnold]

Are they like one long rope is about. About 12 inches, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, as the sun sets a little early, we've been talking about that seasons change. A good time to do a couple things. One of them is always good reminder to check the batteries and your smoke detectors and carbon monoxide detectors. A little bit of a household temp for hint for you. Also, Better Help sponsors the Bob and Tom show. And the folks at Better Help have a couple things they'd like to remind you about. One of them is reach out to a friend. Can get caught kind of lonelier when it gets dark early and the cold air comes in. And this November, Better Help is encouraging people to reconnect with old friends. And Better Help therapists work with people one on one. And it's important for many to talk to a therapist. And the Better Help Therapist, they adhere to a strict code of conduct. They're fully licensed. And the way it works is you fill out a short questionnaire from BetterHelp, identify your needs and preferences, and you'll be hooked up with a therapist. Over 30,000 therapists worldwide working the BetterHelp program. So if you'd like to find out more about it, you can visit betterhelp.com there's another way to access it, which is you just hit £250 and see the keyword BT show on your smartphone. That's say BT show after hitting £250 on your smartphone. So don't wait. Reach out. Whether you're checking in on a friend or reaching out to a therapist for yourself, BetterHelp can make it a lot easier to make that first step. And by the way, Bob and Tom show listeners get 10% off their first month. Once again, visit betterhelp.com for more information. And by the way, the therapy's done online. I should make that clear so you don't have to drive across town. You can. And if your therapist doesn't work out, you can switch therapists at any time. No additional fees are involved. Get all the details. Betterhelp.com tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Also coming up today in the news, we have an obituary from the world of burritos, of all things. And an artificial tongue.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Has been developed. We'll find out. We'll find out where you find one by 12. And we have another museum heist all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I just getting everything tweaked over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're gonna get some letters, letters, emails from our listeners brought to you by sleep number enjoy personalized comfort for better sleep night after knife and night after night. And now it's the Buy More, Save More event. Save on beds, bases, pillows and more only at sleep number or sleep number dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

And we've arrived at the sleeping season. Yeah, more chilly outside. Getting dark earlier. Ah, yes, I love it. Got some great sleep after Halloween. No scary dreams anybody?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I said it before, I'll say it again. I have much more trouble this time of year than I do when we spring back. I don't know why you do. I really, I don't. I'm. I'm just. I'm discombobulated. Tom, much like you, my dogs are normally.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in my office Yesterday working at 2 o' clock in the afternoon, all of a sudden to two dog. Dogs walk in because I feed them at three. Normally they walk in and look up said try to explain to them. Try, try explaining standard time to a dog there. But they are just so observant. They know where the sun is. Time to eat, dad. No, I'm sorry. It is not time to eat. Now. We do have lots of letters. I'd like to open with this one once again, it's so profound. This comes to us from Mr. Kugel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you can. You can't give his first name then.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you. But we don't give first and last.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, do we? That's such a great name though.

[Christy Lee]

Google.

[Tom Griswold]

K U, G E L. Yeah, sounds like a maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe it's cudgel.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it. Mr. Kugel writes, Dear Tom, Chuck Norris has a son of a. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his living room. It's not dead, it's just too scared to move. No, I. Mr. Kugel, thank you. I enjoy the Chuck. I don't know what it would take.

[Bob Kevoian]

For us to laugh at a Chuck Norris joke, but at the immediate mention of Chuck Norris, you. You've just rung it. You rung all the fun out of them and I.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind. What have you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

How about this? Dear Bob and top show, my friend works at a senior citizen center. They had a Halloween party and this was by far the best costume at the senior citizens Halloween party. Even at 85, this lady has in a wonderful sense of humor, I believe. There she is dressed as a box of tissues. And of course the brand of tissues. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Blow Me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Blow Me brand tissues right there on the. How old is that lady? 85.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

You think she knows 85?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What do you think, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Not bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Kept herself together.

[Tom Griswold]

She's. Is that. But that looks like a store bought costume.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. Yeah. I don't know where she got the. The logo for Blow Me Tissues, but there it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It sure looks like a store bought. Well, that's. I hope. Yeah. The question is, does she understand the gag there? Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, she's 85.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she was at Woodstock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That means she was 30.

[Tom Griswold]

She was 35 at Woodstock.

[Bob Kevoian]

35. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice, very nice. Now I've got another letter here.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was sitting around Sunday morning, drinking coffee, waiting for the football games to come on. My four year old golden retriever, Augie was sleeping on my lap. That's sweet. I told my wife I needed to make an appointment this week to see the hair doctor.

[Christy Lee]

Hair doc. Oh, you mean the barbershop stylist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, yeah. Well, yeah, barbershop, whatever. Haircut place, hair doctor, he goes. I couldn't think of the word. I'm becoming too much like Tom. Well, thank you, sir. We always appreciate that. Chick, what have you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

Think how rough life would be if you could feel haircuts, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that would be.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean if they hurt to put you out?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, if they hurt when they. It cut your hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then they had nerves. We'd Have a lot of long haired people here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That Blow Me Tissues box is available. It's just a costume you buy.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you could wear that to the store.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, man. Dear Bob at Tom show. Pacifically, Tom, I hope you watched the segment on 60 Minutes last night. The Guinness World Records. David Rush was featured, oh so briefly. But the man who ate a Cessna is the part that Tom in particular needs to see.

[Christy Lee]

He ate a plane.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Evan in Wichita. Thank you, Evan.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember reading about that he ate a Cessna over quite a long period of time, obviously.

[Christy Lee]

Well, why?

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Well, what's the world record part of it then?

[Tom Griswold]

I just finished it maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Or I thought they didn't allow things that would be harmful. That seems to be harmful.

[Bob Kevoian]

How could you eat a plane?

[Josh Arnold]

I think he ended up like blending a bunch of it. He ended up cutting like it was. He was. He drank it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. If I remember the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a reason he did it?

[Josh Arnold]

There's also a book called the man who ate a 747 and that he does it for love.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

But I don't know about love.

[Tom Griswold]

Of flying a woman. Yeah, wouldn't you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't you get air sick?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean that. That wouldn't even be a good song. I ate a 747 for you. No, no, that's just stupid. That's mental illness, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was a good story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something. David Gates did. I ate a 747 for you. We'd all be weeping in here right now. I ate a 747 for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Pat, I don't know if you knew about. There's a new book out there.

[Pat Godwin]

What's it called?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Oh, and got a letter here from Mr. Chambers.

[Bob Kevoian]

It has been a while because it's.

[Tom Griswold]

A few days away, but the 50th anniversary of the sad voyage, the final voyage of Evan and Fitzgerald is coming around.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's Kevin Chambers. We all know Kevin Chambers. Kevin Chambers. You keep writing stuff like this, going to ignore your emails. Kevin Chambers.

[Pat Godwin]

Kevin Chambers. You're dead to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Way to go, Kev.

[Tom Griswold]

That is not who this is from.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it is. He's a good man.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes. I particularly enjoy the Lewis Armstrong reference in the song. So in a couple days we'll. We'll dust off the tribute to the Edmund Fitzgerald.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoops. I think I deleted it just now.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you gonna read that book though, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I think I Am. Yeah, I actually read a. A chunk of it over the weekend. On it, there was a passage about the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Edmund.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Gerald.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, yeah. About the. The when, the whole story, the background.

[Bob Kevoian]

And now does Gerald fit Edmund or does Edmund Fitzgerald.

[Pat Godwin]

Eternal question.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that work?

[Josh Arnold]

Not the way I phrased it, but yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob a Tom Show. Thanks for the idea. I ordered a few dozen candy cigarette packs and I handed them out to the dads during Halloween. They were a huge hit.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell Tom the trick is not to be such a huge pussy when someone tells you. Okay, thank you very, very much. That's from Grand Rapids, Michigan, Bobby. Thank you, sir. Chick McGee, do you have anything else over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just this one. Dear Bob at Tom Show. And this is about rules in the NFL. So you guys talk amongst yourselves. Here's a rule change for college and pro football. If a team attempts a two point conversion after a touchdown. Everybody with me? All right. Any interception or fumble recovered by the defense should be one point for the defense. Your guys thoughts?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so this is a proposed rule.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. No, it's not. Yeah, a rule change as the first.

[Tom Griswold]

Intercepted in the end zone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Change.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you got me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your thoughts?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it'd be all right. Yeah, I like that. I don't think any of the rules should have ever been changed since 1969, but that's me. No, no. Each. Each team gets the ball in overtime. The landing zone for kickoffs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care for it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're done. Okay. There was a, what, one or two run backs for touchdowns yesterday and kickoffs weren't there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bengals did one. I remember that. That's the only one I saw.

[Josh Arnold]

Always exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this next one has a visual component. I think we can get it up on the screen there. We've been talking about dogs in trucks. We have been sent a nice photograph here of a. A dog on a boat. He's kissing a fish. Oh, look at the size of that fish.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a puppy.

[Josh Arnold]

My smallmouth.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a English cream golden retriever. Beautiful dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that. That explains why we're looking at it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. After you've shown 10 dog pictures in the last.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. I had. I had a couple dog pictures this morning and I erred on the side of caution. I did not want to be beaten in the corner. I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

This. It's. Thank you very much, Adam. That. That's a lady dog and she loves riding around in our boat and catching fish. And the dog is literally Licking this. What kind of fish is that? Can you tell Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, as I said, that's a smallmouth bass.

[Christy Lee]

Did you hear him say that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was busy trying to get this thing to come up on the screen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought our producer did that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You weren't actually doing anything but sitting there. You just weren't paying attention. Well, you can spin things, boy, you really can. Can he?

[Josh Arnold]

Not as well as he thinks he can.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, that's. And that's. That's my biggest problem with him. He really dazzling us with his lies that we're not such a cute dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a sweet pup. Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that little guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Doted over horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like he's going, I'm gonna get a fish myself. I'm gonna go right into the water. Well, thank you very much. We certainly appreciate looking at these fisherman, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't care for him. He had a bald head and a full beard. Don't care for that.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like that look?

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't like that look. Too long a beard.

[Tom Griswold]

He pulled it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think it is. It's a brave.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a brave, Brave. The Shell Silverstein look he perfected back in the day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did he?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. I think he was the first. Most most famous guy that I ever saw that had a. The full beard and the bald head. Some guys can pull it off, not everybody. You gotta have a pretty stout beard to make it work, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so. Now. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now you can reach us Bob and [e-mail]. we'd love to hear from you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do we have to do to get you to grow your Van Dyke your goatee back?

[Tom Griswold]

Not gonna happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not.

[Pat Godwin]

You look real good with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You really look good. Makes you look younger.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Not gonna do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I got that time machine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go back to 2005. You're violently opposed to it somehow. What happened?

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to come back.

[Christy Lee]

She doesn't like it, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet we're only about five years away from that coming back. It's got to be all that stuff is.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then he'll say, I always loved it. I always loved it. It's unbelievable. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know if he'll ever go back.

[Jeff Oskay]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I believe him when he says he's never again.

[Christy Lee]

Is it you or her.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I got rid of it a long time ago.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I got rid of it. 18 years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't somebody say that the goatee is. Was the mullet of the early 2000s?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim Rome had one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's why I got rid of mine.

[Josh Arnold]

I had mine pretty late.

[Pat Godwin]

Me, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the porn mustache, I don't think that'll make a comeback. The Hitler mustache.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the mustache.

[Josh Arnold]

Porn mustache kind of is bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is back. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely amazing. I never thought that just the mustache.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would come back, but it sure is.

[Josh Arnold]

Taking over the youth.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't we do. Didn't you do a thing where you just. You came in several days in a row with a different version of your beard as you shaved it off? Yeah, it was glorious week.

[Pat Godwin]

It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember you did the big. Because you got a great. You could do, like, a nice handlebar mustache.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Did that. Did the. Just the pork chops with that connected to a mustache. Insanity.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless that's where you want to have, like, a meerschaum pipe that very sculpted.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you feel about womb Broom for a mustache?

[Josh Arnold]

Funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Womb. As though was a name for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure. Yeah, That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lip curtain.

[Josh Arnold]

Soup strainer.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. Soup strainer. That's good. Flavor saver. I heard. I've heard that a lot. The Tesh. Did John Tesh have a mustache?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is his music is back.

[Christy Lee]

Back. Where'd it go?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, they. They repackaged the NBA theme.

[Tom Griswold]

The NBA theme song. Because they've switched. Ah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He does a lot of those things.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but they switch networks, and now that they're back, what is it? Where are they on abc?

[Bob Kevoian]

NBC.

[Tom Griswold]

NBC just said.

[Bob Kevoian]

And NBC on NBA is John Tash, like, six, eight?

[Christy Lee]

He's very tall.

[Josh Arnold]

He seems like a really tall guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got that weird thin hair, too. It looks like he's going to be bald any second, but it just keeps growing. I don't know how it does it.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice, Nice. What's coming up in sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

We've got the NFL. A lot of upsets yesterday. Many, many upsets. Kyle Larson wins NASCAR championship. A story just for Tom and a really old guy. And also the world record. Concerning. Well, I've lost it now, but Tom says it's the field goal yesterday in the NFL. I. I beg to differ, but we'll talk.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a record. I mean, the NFL has published it.

[Bob Kevoian]

An NFL record. It's not a Guinness world record. Guinness is not allowed to Probably. Unless they're an official sponsor of the NFL.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which I don't think they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Debatable. This is really interesting, but debatable. What have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Who, me?

[Tom Griswold]

No, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

You very much chick. Coming up, we have a, a special award for Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, you'll like it. Lovely. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Not describing you. A word for you to read on the radio.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, great. Oh, to make fun of me, I guess. No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

As long as I get you fired.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it like lazy Lacy or something?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm so sorry. I tried to prove you.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't mean you. I meant another.

[Tom Griswold]

When we return, we'll be here which is in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Harry Gillespie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. A song from Pat this break. Tom, what do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Got anything lined up for him? You guys have a meeting?

[Tom Griswold]

We've worked on some stuff, but I mean, we could.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are y' all ready?

[Tom Griswold]

What? One of the classics from last week. We do have our. I want to extend, if you don't mind, our letters segment and I'll put this Closed circuit. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pay attention.

[Christy Lee]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

And before we get to this, real quick, how was Peter Frampton? You went to Florida to see Peter Frampton?

[Christy Lee]

He was great. He did a really cool. He and his son Julian have written a song in tribute of Tom Petty. So we did a really cool Tom Petty tribute. Had a bunch of video of Tom Petty and it was just really sweet. He was wearing a Tom Petty shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. And then he's going to be recording.

[Christy Lee]

A concert in Nashville this weekend that'll be aired on PBS marking the 50th anniversary of Frampton Comes Alive. I did not see him backstage. I did not. My husband and I both had a little bit of a cough and I didn't want to expose him to anything, but it was. It was a good show. Ran into a kid at the airport who had flown to from Indianapolis as well to see him.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what band do you think? What band T shirt the most. Most people have. Be like the Beatles and then it's over or. Because Tom Petty's.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta be a lot of Tom Petty shirts out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we, we. I know that as at present the current. We looked this up. The top selling shirts were in. What was it? Nirvana, Pink Floyd, and I'll have to look it up again.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which. Which band sells the most this. This summer with all the bands. All the bands doing the outdoor sheds. It'd be interesting to find out, I would imagine. My guess would be Taylor Swift.

[Josh Arnold]

Jake, do you own some.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a Tom Petty shirt, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I have a couple, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What about you? Do you have a lot of Band shirts.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a handful. Not. Yeah, I wouldn't say a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bought them at actual concerts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That makes them more special.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think? Yeah, I was at the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. You buy them, then you tell people you were at the show. What's the big. What's the big problem?

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty cool. Now you can actually go online and find the playlist of a show that you saw.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. The playlist.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can find the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in many cases.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

In certain life, you can find pretty much every Grateful Dead show. I. I found a show that I went to it. Where was that at? It's some outdoor venue in Los Angeles, California, in the summer of 73.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, I. I didn't realize that my T shirt question would end up here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're the one that. You're the one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Deeply apologies.

[Tom Griswold]

You brought up getting. Getting a show you saw.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just. I just. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have our. Do we have our photograph ready to post up there? This was a challenge, Christy, for you to pronounce this word. This is a. It's a picture of a kitty cat. It's an ad for a special cat scratcher mat.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Fukumaru Fuku Maru.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to spell that for me?

[Christy Lee]

F uk. What do we call M A U R A R U? Fukum Maru. You're not going to get me any ever again.

[Tom Griswold]

Try singing that to the words where the sun will come out tomorrow. Never mind. Thank you very much for sending us that. That comes to us from Delinda.

[Christy Lee]

Delinda.

[Bob Kevoian]

Delinda.

[Christy Lee]

Does she live in Deland?

[Tom Griswold]

D A L. I've never heard that name.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the husband name?

[Tom Griswold]

D A L Y N. D A. Delinda. Oh yeah. Thank you. Delinda.

[Josh Arnold]

She's the lovely.

[Pat Godwin]

That one.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe she's delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a question for you guys. Okay. Ready? From college football this weekend. On Saturday, Oklahoma football kicker Tate Sandell was 3 of 3 on field goals, including 2 from 50 plus yards in the first half against Tennessee on Saturday. But that's not the most notable thing that happened to the University of Texas San Antonio transfer did against Tennessee. The way he was dressed as he trotted out onto the field to. To kick the field goals was in somewhat of a question. His football pants appeared to get shorter and shorter each time he out on to the field to kick a field goal. There he is.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like shorts.

[Bob Kevoian]

He got his short shorts on espn play by play commentator Chris Fowler Said on the broadcast on the mate.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever it takes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Herbie said Kirk Herb street said it. It. That should not. That should be a penalty. Dressing like that should be a penalty. Yes, I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

As comfortable as possible.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you gotta wear your knee pads, your thigh patch, hip patch.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think he needs to wear the pads. That's up to him. But I think he should wear pants.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he should be a little.

[Josh Arnold]

Bit more proud of if he kick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Better like that proud of his package there than anything else. My God, look at that, Josh. You can't avoid it. It's staring right at you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he. There's no. Yeah, yeah. It's somewhat defined.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see the. The holder there, 87, whoever the hell that is.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those pants have been accepted for a long time and those aren't just above the knee. Traditional football pants. But he does have a thigh pads in. Isn't that interesting?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The kicker looks like he's wearing kind of underwear essentially.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's 87. Why he weighs a buck 15.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's. He's the holder. Probably the Ponder, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Give that kid a sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

He's lanky, isn't he? He's a lanky kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

He does seem like he's all in.

[Christy Lee]

Lanky.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we've segued into the world of sports. While we do that, I'll remind you we have our new pop up shop up and running at bob and tom.com with some cool sweatshirts, a hat and a couple of cool tees. That's really annoying. Next.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, I know. Isn't it fun?

[Tom Griswold]

Stop annoying me, please.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Josh Allen had a touchdown pass and two touchdown runs to become victorious over Patrick Mahomes and The Chiefs yesterday 28, 21. A rematch of the AFC Championship game in Orchard Park. Running back for the bills, James Cook, 114 yards rushing. And Buffalo's defense came to play yesterday. They harassed Mahomes. Sacked three times, hit 15 more times and finished with the worst completion percentage of his career. Is it all over for Patrick Mahomes, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

One bad game doesn't define you, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple rough ones in the beginning, they'll be fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Cam Little of the Jaguars has broken an NFL record. Kicked a 68 yard field goal. He converted the kick at the end of the first half against the Raiders on Sunday. Justin Tucker, the previous record of names will not mention a 66 yarder for the Ravens. Tucker's kick hit the crossbar. Little's Boot had plenty of room. It sailed through the uprights. Looked like it would have been good. From 75. The Jaguars go on to beat the Raiders in overtime, 30 to 29. Tom contends this is a world record.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not actually an NFL record.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it doesn't matter. It's a great. You have predicted that kid for the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cowboys is going to kick a 70 yarder before this season is over.

[Tom Griswold]

This one. This one was 68.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brandon Aubrey and.

[Tom Griswold]

Justin Tucker's not playing right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he's the name of not. He's an unperson like Khrushchev. We don't talk about him anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Can he get Voldemort? He's. I know he's suspended. I think at some point. Do you think someone will bring him back?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so. No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's. He's trouble. Trouble waiting to happen. I don't think. Plus he was waning anyway. I don't think he can kick.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't he one of the. Is accused of the massage therapy or whatever it is?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think 4. Was it 14 or 10 or 5 or.

[Tom Griswold]

But still he's not putting up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nowhere near the record.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the kind of record you're getting out of Cleveland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nowhere. The Watson record. 20, 25. All right, that'll be. That'll be tough. That's the. That's the Joe DiMaggio.

[Josh Arnold]

We may never see that broken in our lifetime.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I. All I remember. I remember reading about a. How did they word it? They didn't say. Semen stain. A bodily fluid stain left on a masseuse's table, apparently. Oh, was the accusation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where did you see that?

[Tom Griswold]

I just remember reading about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that's a. That's a good massage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How was he face down though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I sometimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't matter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, when you get a table, when.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get the logistics. Maybe it dripped down his thigh. Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, when you get a massage, don't you get the thing where you stick your face in that ring?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Not a fan of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I can't do that either. Coming up in sports, what have you got over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, instead of that ring that you push your face into it. I see a nice fluffy pillow down there and I push my. Push your head into that.

[Tom Griswold]

Breathing can be difficult. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

One sports story just for Tom. An update. Oh, I'm looking forward to that.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Ozzy Osbourne. Halloween news, of all things. And another museum heist coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Emo Phillips]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. We're the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wearing the brand new hoodie that's now available.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Due to public demand.

[Tom Griswold]

Got the big microphone on it. Very nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Super comfy. It's that real soft.

[Christy Lee]

Did you just put that on?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember when I did a free sweatshirt?

[Jeff Oskay]

Now I got one.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything on underneath?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's why it's mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't we determine that you were extraordinarily hairy and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, we've seen.

[Jeff Oskay]

We learned that on Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Several, several times.

[Tom Griswold]

We've. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember Barbie? I mean, whoever that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Allen. He's at the I Hate Stevens. Josh Allen, sidekick share. Did I say Josh?

[Jeff Oskay]

We got.

[Tom Griswold]

I got.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got an NFL on the brain.

[Josh Arnold]

A little tired.

[Tom Griswold]

Good game. Great game.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for coming in so early.

[Bob Kevoian]

I appreciate that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

How was that flight from Buffalo? Was it all right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was all right. What did I do? Did I throw? Did I catch?

[Bob Kevoian]

You did both.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, I sure did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

Introduced me as Tom Brady.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee. And here's Tom. That's best I can do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Me, Pat Mahomes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on. And speaking of. Speaking of old guys, Christy Canyon.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a famous old porn star?

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a porn star. Oh, sorry. Who's the famous Christie, Josh, Ella, Lucas McNichol. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember Mercedes Lewis? Tom? Not only a football player named after a stripper, but it's a story you gave me tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know. What's the story? I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

When did I give it to the 41 year old?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, like last week, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Guy that. Yeah, it potentially could be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Potentially.

[Tom Griswold]

Tight end. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he's made it. Denver's Mercedes Lewis made history yesterday against the Texans. At age 41, he became the oldest tight end to ever play in an NFL game. He entered the game on the fourth snap of Denver's first drive. He also became the oldest player to appear in a game in franchise history. He's the second oldest active player in the NFL behind Aaron Rodgers. Aaron turns 42 in December. Louis signed to the practice squad on last Wednesday and promoted the active roster Saturday. So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, cool. Good for him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hooray for the old guys, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nutty game yesterday in Cincinnati. Caleb Williams connects with Colston Loveland for a 58 yard touchdown with 17 seconds left. And the Bears beat the Bengals 47 42. A wild game that featured three touchdowns the last two minutes and two lead changes in the final minute. Joe Flacco, 470 yards passing and four touchdowns, but not enough as the Bears come back and win it. 17 seconds left. And that brings us to the one, the only stupid world record. A farm in the United Kingdom has broken the Guinness World Record for the largest mosaic image by creating a giant tribute to Ozzy Osbourne using hundreds of pumpkins.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sunny Fields Farm in Southampton arranges homegrown pumpkins and squashes to form a 2,281 square foot image of Ozzy, complete with bats flying around them.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if they're real bats or they're. I think. Oh, there they are.

[Tom Griswold]

The photograph. From up above it, you can tell it's Ozzy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder how they do that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

How the heck did they do that?

[Pat Godwin]

Or Ronnie Milsap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could be Ronnie Roddy because he's got the sunglasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. I mean, it could be thin up, thin up the face and bigger. Make it a bigger nose. It could be Getty Lee, I guess. Yeah, I think it's a clearly Ozzy. The. With the bats. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool. That took somebody a long time. You have to keep walking back and looking. Okay. How is it now?

[Josh Arnold]

Where is it?

[Christy Lee]

You'd have to have a drone.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's really.

[Tom Griswold]

But do you draw it on the ground first?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like. Yeah, they make these kind of grids. Not necessarily on the ground, but potentially it's pretty cool. It looks awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Nice tribute to Ozzy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Could do one make get some silver pumpkins and do Ace Fraley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pumpkins arranged on the ground to depict Ozzy Osbourne as a nice tribute. It's fun. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got the combination of Halloween, the whole pumpkin thing. Ozzy was kind of that. The Prince of Darkness.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would have done real bats. That's just me, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude, you take your bats. What are those things called when you go to a hayride? The tractor pulls the wagon.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Called. Put. Put crazy train on the side of it, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Celebratory. Do it upright. Thank you, Josh. That's the phrase I'm looking for. And nice. Guinness World Record. So we. We got that polish.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you say your. Your QB for Washington probably out for the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Looks like it. Yeah. MRI today, but he bent his left elbow in a grotesque manner and he's probably out for the seat.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate to hear that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is that sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, we'll segue over to the SILAC Insurance news desk with Chris Steeley. What do you got over here?

[Christy Lee]

Keeping with the Halloween theme, USA Today, I shared some ideas on what to do with all that leftover Halloween candy. You could pick out your favorite candy and add it to the batter of your favorite baked treat, like brownies, cookies, or cupcakes.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I've not cooked with candy, so I don't know how that would work, but Skittles, brownies. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the risk of upsetting the apple cart, hasn't someone thought of this, like, decades ago?

[Christy Lee]

Like chocolate chip cookies?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Or like any candy and any cookie.

[Christy Lee]

Like Hershey, Kimmy M's or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You could use it as a mixing or topping with ice cream or hot drinks.

[Bob Kevoian]

A topping.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exciting.

[Pat Godwin]

That's kind of folksy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put them. Make them make out a topping.

[Christy Lee]

Make it a topping.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't it say topping?

[Christy Lee]

It does. You want to just read it for me?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the way that you. When you give us stories, not only is it demeaning and insulting.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he feels the need to read along with us as he's reading to make certain that we're reading.

[Tom Griswold]

Said topping. That's what it says. It says topping.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the folksy flavor.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like topping much better.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ice cream. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ice cream topping. No, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would like to submit this as the stupidest story we've. The most obvious story we've ever done.

[Christy Lee]

You can donate your candy. Organizations like Ronald McDonald House and Troopathon accept candy donations.

[Jeff Oskay]

Christy can you throw it in the trash?

[Christy Lee]

You can.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, another.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's another.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you do that when some kids there can enjoy it?

[Christy Lee]

You can store it for later, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what another brilliant idea.

[Christy Lee]

Airtight container.

[Jeff Oskay]

Someone got paid to write this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, kids, this weekend, don't make any plans. We have to can the leftover three musketeers.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you give away at your house, Jeffrey?

[Jeff Oskay]

We didn't. We didn't have. We don't have kids in my neighborhood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

You can use a candy for your gingerbread house decorations. This coming.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good idea. Oh, look, Is that the chimney? No, that's lightning.

[Christy Lee]

Or a stocking stuffers for the holidays. How long does candy last?

[Jeff Oskay]

Hold on a second. You really. I thought I misheard you earlier.

[Josh Arnold]

He really.

[Jeff Oskay]

You really gave out chunky candy bars?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've got. I still have 10 of them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, they're surprised you only have 10 left. Like, I didn't even know they still made this.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't either.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where did you get Chunky?

[Josh Arnold]

Cvs.

[Pat Godwin]

Cvs, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Right next to the arthritis medication.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Put it there with.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't even.

[Jeff Oskay]

Still made them.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bring them in. I gave away. I had an array of, you know, the kids would pick out of the buckets, and I had everything. I had Nestle's Crunch bars, Hershey's Bar. I didn't just give away Chunkies. I think the name Chunky, that's kind of insulting. It's like calling the, like, husky or flabby or.

[Christy Lee]

She had to have laughed.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry about that. Just now I did that thing where I turned my headphones down to cough instead of hitting the off button.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that way you didn't hear it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. The chunky candy bar is made with milk chocolate, peanuts, and raisins.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you get those raisins out of there, it's a pretty good thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, raisins have their place. Other. Other places.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's. I'm gonna donate a bunch of the candy, too.

[Josh Arnold]

That's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know, you could put them in baked goods.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You can also put it in the freezer. It'll extend the dry from 12 to 18.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unbelievable tip that no one's thought of before.

[Tom Griswold]

I never thought. I. I never thought of using it because I. We will be doing a gingerbread house party at my place for the kids, and we do it every year. It's a blast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I wonder how you started decorating for Christmas already.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got my Christmas lights are up somewhere. They're not on. You don't turn them on until sitting. Talking Thanksgiving.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many days we have before that stupid gingerbread house party? How many?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding? There's candy all over that. What's wrong with you? You are Scrooge.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they're tired of dealing with their father is what is my point. They're anything like us.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. Now, once again, we have coming up more food news.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What next?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot dogs served in on. On bread. If you don't have both, don't get on. What the hell's next?

[Josh Arnold]

Got up in Mac and cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

An obituary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

We have an obituary in the news. We also have Mormon underwear in the news today. I bet you didn't think you'd talk.

[Emo Phillips]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of the big part of their. Or is that just a joke?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

You do with meatloaf. What do you make sandwiches with little mayonnaise with the meatloaf that you had on Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mayo on the meatloaf?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never tried mayo. Oh, it's good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, did you hear this?

[Pat Godwin]

White bread.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are we doing cold meatloaf or cold? Oh, cold with mayo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good.

[Jeff Oskay]

What kind of bread are you putting it on?

[Pat Godwin]

Just white bread.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, straight white. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Straight white. Just like me.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm not. Let's let you suffer over there. I want to hear about your weekend, Pat. I know you had a big show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Saturday.

[Pat Godwin]

On Saturday with Dave Dyer and Greg Hahn. That was a blast. The Meyer Theater is gorgeous. And Friday was the crazy wedding. They all were dressed in Halloween costumes.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

And I sang the full version of Lighthouse. It was amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is certainly. That's. That's scary. All right. It was scary. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up Friday, November 14th, Patty G. Doing a special show at the Ricks. It's called in Greenfield, Indiana. I've heard great things about that.

[Pat Godwin]

I have, too. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, it's going to be Lima, Ohio, Saturday, November 15th. Special event with Josh Arnold and Jeff Oskay. Get [e-mail] and then lastly, Youngstown, Ohio, the famous Funny Farm. November 21st and 22nd. That's a Friday and a Saturday. Get tickets at funnyfarmcomedyclub.com in Youngstown. So some cool stuff coming up live with Patty G. Right now. I want to tell you that lean is back. Lean is coming from Brick House Nutrition. It's all about Losing that weight and keeping it off. There's all kinds of stuff out there we hear about. And I was talking to one of the doctors from Brickhouse Nutrition and they informed me of something. I'd never heard this stat before. It's about they call it weight cycling. The average person in the United States hits the age of 60 and they have lost and gained several hundred pounds. So that's about half of Americans that get themselves in that situation. So you lose 10 pounds, then you gain 12, then you lose 10, then you gain 15, then you lose 10. You know the way it goes. The bottom line, most people need to stop weight cycling. And one of the ways that might be helpful for you is a non prescription product called Lean. It's not a GLP injectable. It's actually an oral supplement. You get all the information about it by going to takelean.com Lean is designed to maintain healthy blood sugar. Lean is designed to control your appetite and your cravings. And Lean will help you burn fat by converting it to energy. And burning fat is what keeps the weight off. So if you want to lose meaningful weight at a healthy pace and keep it off, try Lean Lean. Add Lean to your diet and exercise lifestyle. Get 20% off by entering the code tomkelean.com that's the code tomkelean.com results vary. These statements and products haven't been evaluated by the fda. They're not intended to diagnose, street, cure or prevent any disease and they are not a substitute for care from your healthcare provider. See if it's for you. Once again, take lean.com the code word is Tom. Coming up, Christy Lee at the news desk. We'll get a song out of Patty G. On the way. We have some exciting news from the world of history. And we got another animal on the loose. We'll find out if it's going to attack you in your home soon. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

November is heating up for U.S. soccer. United States need to be a little more nasty. International friendlies for the men, the right source.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Callum, that was nasty. And a Black Friday friendly for the women.

[Bob Kevoian]

Expectations have always been here for this team. We understand that. Listen anywhere on the go with the.

[Tom Griswold]

Westwood One sports app. And for behind the scenes stories, catch.

[Jeff Oskay]

The U.S. soccer Podcast. Boy, do we have an episode for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's over there at the news Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Hoskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I'm at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. You should visit Stephen singer [e-mail], find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby by other jewelers.

[Josh Arnold]

That's ihatestevensinger.com I'm Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's Tom as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Thank you very much. Now you're talking about what to do with that extra Halloween candy. I'll be bringing some of it in here tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. Including. Including the, like, ten giant chunky bars that I have left.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet somebody around here loves them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's. There's something for everybody. But, yeah, we. I've got about three buckets of candy left. We had a pretty good crowd, but I was kind of concerned because I thought Friday night, good weather, it's going to be a huge, huge crowd. So I overbought. But you said you pretty much got it nailed, Josh. Good for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Only a handful of pieces left.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always a hard call. Anyways, there are people that want to get rid of their candy in a positive way. You can go to Ronald McDonald House. They accept it. I would Google it to get all the details. Troopathon accepts candy donations. And as we said earlier, you can use it for cooking certain things. There are certain candies that might be pretty awful in a cake.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You can freeze it. It'll last over a year that way, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

So give it away next year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Thought out.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Patty G. Got a song about Halloween.

[Pat Godwin]

This is called After Halloween.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

After Thanksgiving, you have Black Friday. Christmas is over. You have New Year's Eve. But what do you get after Halloween? You ate the biggest bag of candy you ever see. After Halloween, you get high blood sugar and you might get fat like me. After Halloween and all the tricks and treaties, you just might get diabetes. Oh, it's called After Halloween. It's kind of a fun little. After Halloween.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Just a reminder.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the rule?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a public service almost.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the rule on how long you can leave the Halloween stuff up?

[Christy Lee]

It goes down now. November 1st.

[Tom Griswold]

Quickly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, immediately.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I've still. I haven't had time to take it down yet. I've got like 12 witches in my front yard. And I've got all the skeletons in the front.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a little tacky.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Mine was down November 1st.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

And do you get down yourself?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the witches.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're just, Are they just hanging?

[Bob Kevoian]

But you don't take the skeletons down.

[Tom Griswold]

I might. I can take it. They're only like 8ft off the ground.

[Bob Kevoian]

What would you tell me? What would you tell me?

[Christy Lee]

Don't get on a ladder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't get on a ladder.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right, I'll take them down for you. Please stay off the ladder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Do those store separately or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're zip tied on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so you just cut them off?

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, the skeletons grip it themselves.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're so scary.

[Christy Lee]

I bet the girls loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's so cool. Yeah, I loved it. I, I, now then, I've already got my Christmas lights up. You don't turn them on until we've already had this. One of my neighbors has his on.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Should I say something or I say November.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say no.

[Christy Lee]

I told you, I already saw a full house decorated, everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Christmas, November 1st is pretty much accepted.

[Tom Griswold]

But for Thanksgiving, I, I have Thanksgiving.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a forgotten holiday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you can leave the gourds out, right?

[Josh Arnold]

But not absolutely. And the pumpkins, if they're uncarved.

[Tom Griswold]

Aha. Yeah, that's good to know. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

There's a house over here on my way in every morning and they had Halloween lights, like in the ground that shined up on their house. And I noticed over the weekend they switched them to Thanksgiving colors, so they're not purple and orange, but they're orange and green and red.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Nice for Thanksgiving. I don't let people don't decorate for Thanksgiving.

[Josh Arnold]

I have two Thanksgiving wreaths and a Thanksgiving welcome mat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have a horn. A horn of plenty.

[Josh Arnold]

I do not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cornucopia. You got one of those?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you got good food coming. I came to one of your Thanksgivings. Amazing. Oh, what a good time this year. I have nothing going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm cooking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you live right near Pat? Yeah, that lives a stone's throw from your half a block.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. I'm pretty sure Josh heard that you moved, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. You did move.

[Pat Godwin]

I moved building away.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if I have enough. I already got, I bought, I only bought an 18 pounder.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's who's Coming over.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll be beep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see. What do we have for you? We have a death in the news. Sadly. I don't know if you know this, but way back when in 1956, a guy by the name of Dwayne Roberts invented the frozen burrito and he.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently he has become a billionaire.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a Mexican heritage.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Dwayne Roberts invented the burrito.

[Christy Lee]

The frozen burrito.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

His wife Kelly said her husband died peacefully in his sleep over the weekend, just days before his 89th birthday. Yep. He developed the frozen burrito at the age of 19. This guy went on to become a billionaire.

[Tom Griswold]

He became super rich. He ended up selling to frozen meat to like McDonald's and all the fast food places.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he very wealthy.

[Christy Lee]

Real big in Riverside, California, I believe, or so one of those cities. He redid the whole.

[Tom Griswold]

But at the age of 19, I think his. His family was in that business. But at the age of 19, invented the frozen breeder. Did you read? Keep reading. Where they went to cremate him and he was still cold in the middle. They brought him out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. I thought burial. They wanted a. To heat them on high for three minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Boy. And that the old frozen burrito, it's either burning hot or freezing cold. It's like if only there was.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a button at the crematorium to add 30 seconds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, mine has. Add a minute or something. I always thought that was too long.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's too long.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's too long.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I. I think there's. There's an argument to be made in the world of really not inventing anything that a frozen burrito pretty much becomes a Hot Pocket.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we would have no Hot Pocket were it not for the frozen burrito.

[Tom Griswold]

So Jim Gaffigan should.

[Josh Arnold]

He's standing on the shoulders of giants.

[Christy Lee]

Have you done the frozen burrito in the air fryer?

[Josh Arnold]

No. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that good?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. It just seems like it would be a. A better alternative than having a mushy flour tortilla.

[Josh Arnold]

My days of frozen burritos. I'm not one to. I'm not a fancy man, but those days are over.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there's. I. I think I have a brand. You might really.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying that I wouldn't like them. I just can't go back to it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

At some point you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You graduate from the frozen burrito.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the song Sugar Mountain.

[Christy Lee]

Sugar.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's Live on Sugar. It's a great Neil Young song.

[Bob Kevoian]

How is that in relation to we've outgrown frozen burritos?

[Tom Griswold]

Because Sugar Mountain, a song about outgrowing going to the teen club. You can't be 20 at Sugar Mountain.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What he wrote the song about, would he say that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what it's about.

[Bob Kevoian]

He would.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, but. And it's. It's a analogy to aging. It's. I mean, it's. It's what Josh is saying. He's outgrown. He's outgrown the burrito. Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Tom Griswold]

You're too. You're too mature to go home and shoved a frozen burrito in your face. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the last time you had it just.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think any of us, you know, the way the weight that he probably once a week places on his remarks is worse than I ever thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't expect you to understand how that's analogous to the Josh's story.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists have developed.

[Josh Arnold]

That story didn't need an analogy. That's the whole thing, Josh. I just made it plain and clear.

[Jeff Oskay]

Will you do a taquito or is that frozen burrito?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great question, Jeff. And absolutely. Because.

[Jeff Oskay]

More adult.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's because when I was growing up, taquitos were served at like our richer neighbors house. We never had them in our house. So in my mind that's like a fancier food.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, what's a gordito then? I'm confused.

[Josh Arnold]

That's something that served a Taco Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

Taco Bell.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's totally.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got a fluffy fatter shell.

[Tom Griswold]

What's a taquito?

[Josh Arnold]

A rolled up taco, essentially.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of like a little egg roll.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's a little roll. A little.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very popular at the Oscar house.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They are a delight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you dip them in?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can.

[Jeff Oskay]

A little bit of sour cream or some salsa.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Never had a taquito before.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of course he hasn't. That's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some mommy didn't make it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree. Scientists have developed an artificial tongue that can measure the heat level in spicy foods.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I put it in my pocket?

[Tom Griswold]

You have one of your nightstanders.

[Bob Kevoian]

This would really save a lot of argument. Okay. If I could just put this in my butt.

[Christy Lee]

The flexible tongue shaped film was made from acrylic acid, choline chloride and skim milk powder. When it comes into contact with capation. Is that how you say that? The compound that makes chili peppers really hot, it produces an electrical response that can be measured. In tests with eight pepper varieties and multiple sauces, the artificial tongue's readings closely matched human taste panels.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, Josh, an artificial tongue can't tell people what you did to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, exactly. It doesn't have the accompanying lips and suck it ago.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what Josh made me do? I had to lick them in the. No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Places.

[Christy Lee]

I had to say. The device could one day allow food producers to quickly and accurately test spice levels without risking anyone's taste.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, I don't know how you pronounce that word either, Christy. That. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Cap it.

[Josh Arnold]

Capsaicin. Cappuccino cap.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Capsaicin? And that's. That's the. That's the hot stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. What's that scale? The Colt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not cold Scoville.

[Tom Griswold]

Scoville scale. How hot stuff is. I. I can't go very hot.

[Christy Lee]

Me either. Medium. Medium.

[Tom Griswold]

Aces. Aces are. I can eat the hot stuff guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So the artificial tongue. Good to know. What's coming up in the news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have sea otters in the news. A runaway emu.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. I've seen otters.

[Christy Lee]

A couple of museum stories. I know that doesn't sound really fascinating, but it is. And new undergarments for Mormons. We'll come back with that.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, what's the. In the Book of Mormon play, There's a whole thing about the special underwear that they have to wear.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a terrific play, by the way. If you ever get a chance to see it. It's really good. Now, that's all going to come to you from us here in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Holiday Gift.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the News Center. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize fix Sports desk. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. I was making one of those Stouffer's lasagnas over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, they're good.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it says vent first before eating. So I. I went off on the broken gas pump that I had to use that day and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this from your act and passwords that I can't remember. I went to get gas this weekend, and I noticed that there was just gas flowing down the side of my car.

[Commercial Announcer]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there was a leak.

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't seal right.

[Tom Griswold]

No. And I saw that. I thought maybe I had it in wrong. I adjusted again. I kept doing it, so I just went somewhere else. Finally.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it worked at another station?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, my car was. I put the gas pump in the handle thing, and it was leaking. From where? The.

[Bob Kevoian]

From the gas. Oh, okay. I thought you meant it was coming out of the car.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't tell anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not my problem. I just paid up for a bunch of gas that didn't go in my car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but there's going to be somebody there pulls up behind you and then the same.

[Tom Griswold]

Light up a cigarette and they'll.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know what? Now that I think about it, I don't think he made a Stouffer's lasagna this weekend. Now, of course he did. Now that I'm thinking about it, he.

[Christy Lee]

Wanted to believe he did because he's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not really talking to us. No, you're right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why did it take two minutes for it to dawn on me that Thomas never made a Stouffer's anything? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

That wouldn't be allowed in your house.

[Christy Lee]

Stouffer's lasagna is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really good.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is. But you didn't make one this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad used to be their attorney. Therefore I've always been a Stouffer's guy, you see?

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Vernon. Mr. Vernon Stouffer. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vernon. Uncle Verdon come to the house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Uncle Vernon bringing these lasagnas with him. Yeah, those are if you. You've had one, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no, we're in our rotation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they are. Right now. I've never had a Tostito, whatever the thing was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Taquito.

[Tom Griswold]

Taquito. That sounds like a d. Drink to me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no, you would love one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you'll like them.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're good.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe you.

[Josh Arnold]

You can even get them at your finer Mexican Restaurants, they'll make a special.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Taquito isn't just a brand name, it's a. No, it's a thing like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Like a Mexican appetizer.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very much. That sounds very good. Update. Mr. Oskay told me about this just a couple minutes ago. Remember that story in Mississippi about the monkeys? That there was that car crash or.

[Christy Lee]

Truck crash, the rhesus monkeys were running a.

[Tom Griswold]

Running a muck, I can't tell, but apparently there are only two still on the loose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, according to this, in the early hours of. Of Sunday morning, Ms. Jessica Ferguson near Heidelberg, Mississippi, received an alert from her 16 year old son who believed he'd seen one of the monkeys in their yard. She spotted the animal and shot it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, because the early reports of this, which, by the way, were incorrect, apparently. Remember this? The early reports suggested the monkeys may have been part of some experiment and had been infected. I believe that has now been debunked. Debunked. But what's the hell.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been told. We've been told not to worry about.

[Tom Griswold]

It, but what makes no sense is they. The early report said no one was claiming that they knew where the monkeys were going or where they'd come from. And Tulane University had some vague connection. So how does a guy driving a truck full of monkeys not know where he's going and where he got him?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you how. There are still people in this world that know how to keep their mouth shut.

[Christy Lee]

Where.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know it's hard to believe, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, I guess it's.

[Christy Lee]

Where they were going from a medical facility to whatever. It doesn't matter.

[Tom Griswold]

In the earliest, I just kept hearing that they. No one was claiming the monkeys. That's all. I.

[Josh Arnold]

Now they. All reports did say that they were aggressive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And sick, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Being shot at.

[Christy Lee]

No, they were all sick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought they were sick.

[Josh Arnold]

It originally came out that they were riddled with COVID Yes. Herpes and hep C. And then it came out. Oh, no, no, they're not. I'm going with the first report.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so I don't blame this lady for picking off the monkey.

[Christy Lee]

They're aggressive because they finally got out. They don't want to be picked up again.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, but you can't have a monkey like that messing around with your kids in the back.

[Christy Lee]

Of course not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Biggest animal you'd shoot to defend your kids. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

The biggest or the smallest? The Biggest, I mean, well, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Smallest.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wouldn't go human, would you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'd shoot a person, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

My kids. Yeah. I would murder someone today.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to find out the people that keep sending me all this. Oh, Spam. I take them out, these. These people that they screw old, old people with these financial scams. I say every Friday night we round them up and burn them at the stake, alive until they realize if they keep doing it, they're going to get fried.

[Bob Kevoian]

How far are we from that? Public executions on paper.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I'm ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're right there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. There is a place, apparently, to get an update on this. If I were in Mississippi, I definitely would have dressed as a monkey for Halloween. That'd be really scary. Trick or treating, knowing that there are loose, random, disease ridden monkeys. But Josh just made me. Josh, as usual, made me rethink things. Sometimes we all grasp. We all. We all hang on to our opinions. Thank you. Perhaps too much. And as Josh pointed out. You know something? Maybe when they first said they were disease ridden, they probably were. And that's why no one wants to claim these critters. And now they don't want people to panic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the one guy who. He wasn't supposed to say that. They got a hold of him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Arty.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I talk to you for a second?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Hey, look, I told everybody about the sick monkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was job one? What did I tell you not to do? Being the press agent here for Monkey Incorporated. What did I tell you not to do?

[Josh Arnold]

Mention they're sick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mention they're sick. That's right. That's all I ask.

[Josh Arnold]

I only told them about the three things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why did my. My daughter marry you? I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my favorite scene in Goodfellas where they're having the party after the robbery. And the one guy walks in, his wife's got a big fur coat on and he's driving a big Cadillac. He goes, it's in my mom's name.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that car. I love.

[Emo Phillips]

Hey, it's in my mom's name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get rid of it. Get rid of it.

[Tom Griswold]

So I guess there are only two monkeys. This article doesn't make it clear. If she says she shot the monkey, but did she kill it?

[Pat Godwin]

Shot the monkey?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do we have a song about monkeys?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we're down to two loose monkeys. Is that it?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we come. Loosen on the street, Fall out the back of a Truck sick of nothing to eat. Hey, hey, we'll lose monkeys making Reese's monkey sounds Feces we all flinging if you try and put us down.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Josh, I tell you what, I'm looking. I just found the Associated Press version of this story. There is a photograph of two people that are searching for the monkeys. They are wearing full hazmat gear. They are.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they don't want to get bit by a monkey, no matter. Even if they're not disease ridden.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's got nothing to do with. Yes, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, apparently, the monkey that was shot is a doa. This. This. This other article says. Yeah, she shot it dead.

[Christy Lee]

She shot it dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, boy, Ms. Ferguson says. Ms. Ferguson is quoted as saying, I did what any other mother would do to protect her children.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She has five children ages 4 to 16. She told the Associated Press, I shot at it. It just stood there. Then I shot again, and he backed up. That's when he fell.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got. I got five bucks said the 16 year old is still laughing. Yeah, there's mom shooting a monkey. Would you like to see your mom shoot a monkey, Josh? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, I'd be sad that the whole thing's sad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I would. I'd be like, mom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, here we go. Here's the confusing thing. In a statement, Tulane University said the monkeys do not belong to the university and they were not being transported by the university.

[Josh Arnold]

Those aren't our very, very sick monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

This story is a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, then where did the monkeys come from?

[Tom Griswold]

But it says they came from Tulane, though. This is really confusing. I apologize.

[Christy Lee]

And there's apparently some secretive medical research facility that they're not talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

And, yeah, I'd like to know who's behind this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love the secret medical facility.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Obama.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was going to say Fauci, but whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Tom was making a joke. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Said this story makes no sense.

[Josh Arnold]

It says that's what they want. They want it to not make enough sense for you to give up on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

But then this one says. Well, never mind. They're. Never mind. It's too confusing. We'll. We'll keep up with this monkey thing. Pat, be sure to do a version that's. Hey, hey, we're the monkey when someone shoots the next one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, hey, I'm the monk, here I come.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you. Thank you very much. Chris Christie. What's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we still have our Mormon story. We have female firefighters with the calendar, not just the males. This time, we have human teeth. We have fat squirrels. And we have a passenger who got a little upset with a couple teens and a flight had to get diverted.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll talk about that again. Someone needs to invent, you know, on a submarine, they've got that thing, they put that tube and they put the, the torpedo. Yeah, they put the. We need to invent one of those for airplanes. So when one of these douchebags pulls one of these stunts, you stick them in there and hey, you want to land, good luck.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how they punish people for the most egregious infractions in space. They shoot them out the airlock. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's about time we started doing. Seems like every day now we're getting one of these things. Are they going to have to stop serving booze on planes because of this guy? We'll find out what he did. It's quite surprising, actually, when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tomobile and tom dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob at Top Show. At the Silac Insurance News center, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Jeff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Allen. No, it's Josh Arnold. Of course. He's at the I Hate Steven Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

That was genuinely funny when you didn't realize you'd introduce him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did. I, I, I.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just the kind of thing I would do thinking about. That's why, that's why I don't do the intros.

[Bob Kevoian]

The NFL. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the most famous Christy Christie. I said Christy Canyon Brinkley. That's a good one. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't she like a hundred? Christy Brinkley?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She looks like she's 50, so good luck for. That's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she related to the famous broadcaster David Brinkley?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's her uncle.

[Tom Griswold]

Husband, really.

[Christy Lee]

Husband.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm never, I'm never not surprised that as often as I lie in here, you and Christy still buy it a lot.

[Christy Lee]

I know I do because I trust you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chris Swanson.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee Cook.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she was on American Idol something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy McNichol, of course, is at the top of the list.

[Pat Godwin]

Where's our Christy Lee?

[Bob Kevoian]

You remember her as Buddy.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe I'm the famous 11 on family. Well, Chris, I have a homeowner's question. New homeowner. I have a Gas remote control fireplace. You know, you just go. And it comes on.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you change your name, you are no longer responsible for your mortgage. But please continue.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

You didn't know that, did you?

[Christy Lee]

No, but that's a great way.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a life hack.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, with prices going up and everything else, that's a good idea.

[Christy Lee]

Do I have to have the flu open for a gas fireplace?

[Pat Godwin]

Starve a flu, Feed a cold.

[Josh Arnold]

He's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think you do. I think you do. Well, do gas fireplaces have.

[Christy Lee]

They don't really have any.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have a flu?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I have a flu because it's in the old fireplace. But do I need to open the flu?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a carbon.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a minute. I'll give you an answer.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the mean, monoxide is an invisible killer.

[Tom Griswold]

I was doing some homework during the break. I passed it along to you, Christy. We have the story about the underwear worn by Mormons. And I learned about this when one of our comedian guests was telling me about it.

[Christy Lee]

And then I saw Ryan Hamilton, very funny man.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was talking about it, and I thought he was kidding. The. In the play the Book of Mormon, which is a terrific stage play, by the way. They. They talk about that. It's a musical. But, Christie, did you see what I sent you over there?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, but first, let's do the story, and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but the point is this. Underwear is worn almost all the time.

[Christy Lee]

They're temple garments. Yes. And the Mormon Church, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, is now unveiling a new sleeveless version of the sacred undergarments. Many women say it's a welcome change. The garments traditionally worn beneath modest clothing have long symbolized faith and personal covenants for Mormons in general. Temple garments are worn day and night by observant adult members who've received them. But they were heavy and they were kind of itchy. I think a lot of people would complain about that. They're worn under normal clothing at almost all times, similar in purpose to other faiths. Religious symbols like a cross or a yarmulke, they, of course, move for activities like swimming and exercising and things like that, but normally they would wear them.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't there also. Isn't one aspect of it that when it comes to intimate activities, you still.

[Christy Lee]

Lift them on that there were holes.

[Tom Griswold]

In, you know, but in the end, that for teens and for young Mormons, that if something, you know, at a petting party, if you will, it's Another barrier. Yeah, but it's also. It makes them think about it.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Church designers, both men and women, worked with lingerie manufacturers for two years to develop the new, improved versions. Earlier designs were known, as I had mentioned, for being restrictive, warm, and made from heavy fabrics, often uncomfortable in hot climates or for women with health concerns. The new updated style uses lighter, breathable materials and a simplified shape, allowing greater comfort while preserving religious significance. Okay, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

They're sold at Bathsheba's Secret at the mall. You can grab yourself some nice underwear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was.

[Christy Lee]

Was Bathsheba Mormon?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I'm right there with you. Right there with you.

[Tom Griswold]

We got your Victoria's Secret.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't it see what an odd. I mean, what does it say? I didn't. I don't have in front of me now, what was the other religious things that other religions do? Things like a cross or a yama, like a yarmulke. Things that are. That are visible.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I think this must. They're right. The idea behind this. This was obviously created, what, a little more than 100 years?

[Christy Lee]

Many years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but not that long ago. I mean, the, the. The skull caps and stuff have been around religious. Various religions forever. And I. My contention, by the way, that's because a lot of the elders would get bald and want to look like the guitar player in U2. But this is a slippery slope. First the underwear. I tell you what's next. Caffeine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, if they get allowed caffeine, you're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a special Mormon cola?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure there is. Yeah. Some kind of uncapped in Utah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they sell a lot? They sell a lot more Caffeine free. That's. That would be kind of interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

My daughter is in Salt Lake City this week. Something about her job or something. I don't know. But anyway, she texted me yesterday and said, why is Utah known as the Beehive State Day.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why.

[Bob Kevoian]

I made up some extrapolated lie about an 1827 Caleb Utah was. The only nourishment he had was a beehive or something.

[Christy Lee]

Or is it the beehive hairdo?

[Bob Kevoian]

The beehive symbolizes hard work, industry and cooperation, reflecting the perseverance of early Mormon settlers. That's where it came from.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's a giant beehive outside the outskirts of Salt Lake City.

[Tom Griswold]

Outside the outskirts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Outside the out.

[Tom Griswold]

So like they were at Alta or in the ski slopes. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Almost approached.

[Tom Griswold]

Great skiing. Great skiing in Utah. By the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely. Christy, the answer to your question is yes. On the flu you have to. Gas fireplaces, according to this account, require that they be vented somehow.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Often with a flu. So there may be some. But you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

I keep my flu open 365 days a year because, yeah, sure, my heating bill is off the chart, but it makes me feel safer.

[Tom Griswold]

But you reset it over the weekend for standard flu time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes, I did, you, you magnificent bastard. I sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, we have a request for a special daylight savings time song coming your way. But as it would be smart of us to remind you when you do change your clocks, I have to go around my house and change a bunch of clocks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would give anything to follow you around on.

[Tom Griswold]

I've only changed day after day, three of them. The one in the car and then the, the alarm clock and the one in my office.

[Bob Kevoian]

So now I bet Josh remembers this. You know what I do on daylight savings time?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. You start like six days in advance.

[Bob Kevoian]

I go early. Yeah, I go way early. And I didn't go as early as I normally do. I went just the day before this time.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So Saturday morning I got up and moved all the clocks back. Then I spent the rest of Saturday trying to figure out what time it.

[Christy Lee]

Was and going everywhere early.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I, I had my phone and.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, did you find yourself while sleeping Saturday night, Sunday morning looking at the clock going, wait a minute, is it. Do I go this way or that way? I can never remember.

[Christy Lee]

It's easy. Spring forward back.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you ready? Swig? Mormon is a popular dirty soda that originated in Utah, a state with a large Mormon population. The chains popularity is just. Swig. I'm sorry? Swig.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Swig.

[Bob Kevoian]

My God.

[Tom Griswold]

It's over by my house. There's a. There's a line of cars every day at 2:30.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's linked to status as a caffeine free alternative for some members who avoid coffee and tea. Based on the world of wisdom. We have a swig around here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God, it's packed.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have no idea what this is. Is it like bubble tea soda shop?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a, there is a drive through and dude, when my daughter's school.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well our daughter's school, when it would let out, it would be like we wait in line an hour and 12 minutes for drinks one day.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No we wouldn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they've. Soda jerks. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can you go in?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or do you have to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have soda there. Jerk.

[Jeff Oskay]

You call you a jerk.

[Bob Kevoian]

You didn't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Answer him, jerk.

[Christy Lee]

Can you go in or do you have to drive through? Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I was going.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot.

[Jeff Oskay]

I forgot that we had a friend in the car or we would have not waited even five minutes. But they were told they could go.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had some out of town people in and they heard it was there that became a destination.

[Josh Arnold]

So they have their own cola. Their own.

[Jeff Oskay]

Basically it's just cola that they pour milk into or half and half. And they charge you $12 a glass.

[Josh Arnold]

So there's pretty much one drink that most people get.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But very popular. So that answers our question. So we've. We've learned a lot this break. Mormons have new sexy underwear.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't think it's swig.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was invented by Mormon mother.

[Christy Lee]

I'll have to revisit the Mormon underwear when we come back because Pat has a song.

[Pat Godwin]

I too have special underwear.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're wearing it, right?

[Pat Godwin]

God. When I, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't you use your instrument to.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell us to express myself through my instrument. Then I pick up the acoustic guitar.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Before we get to Pat's song real quick, we have a brand new pop up shop. It's up and running. Jess Hooker's been working on this for us. Done a great job. We have two new. Sorry, where'd that come from? Sweatshirts and a couple of T shirts.

[Josh Arnold]

These tiny strokes are going to become.

[Bob Kevoian]

More often a little tiny brain bleed. Just a brain bleed. That's all it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just micro dosing some of Oscar's most recent. Go to bobandtom.com and check it out. While you're there, get ready to make your picks for week 10 coming up in the NFL. Now, are we. By the way, are we talking to Kostaki? I know he's going to Berlin for that game next weekend.

[Christy Lee]

We're supposed to. It's on the calendar.

[Tom Griswold]

Forward to talking to him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, ladies and gentlemen, let's check in with Chick McGee and Simply Safe.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick. When we come back, Mr. Goblin will have his his latest song. Also, we have exciting news in the world of escaped critters. More. It's more than just diseased monkeys running around out there. We'll find out what I'm talking about. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I've got another Monkey up update coming your way in a few minutes. But we were talking about this thing. The, the Mormon Church has changed the rules about what kind of underwear the folks can wear there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've been reading a little bit about it. It says the special underwear typically has to be worn day and night, except as Christy said, when you're swimming or doing sporting activities. But, but I guess they've, they've loosened up the regulations and now they've made.

[Christy Lee]

A sleeveless version and they've made the fabric a lot lighter.

[Tom Griswold]

Sleeveless. Wow. Hoard them, awaits. No sleeves. You know what they say, no sleeves, no hyman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a song about this?

[Pat Godwin]

Pat, I too have special underwear. Yeah, you know what I do? What I put dryer sheets in my underwear. And walk around with without a care. I can let one rip and not foul the air. I have dryer sheets in my underwear. If I crop dust the hall at my work no one thinks I'm a jerk. They smell lavender like I just washed clothes. And a pleasant scent wafts up their nose. I put dryer sheets in my underwear. And I don't smell like a grizzly bear. It softens my little derriere. I have dryer sheets in my underwear. It puts a bounce in my step. Makes me a more confident lover. Give it your all. Put all to the test. When you get downy and dirty under the covers. Oh, and I want relief. I take a dryer sheet. Cause wet ones are messy. And powders for feet Oh, I don't need beano if I have gas. Cause I got something for that ass. I put dryer sheets in my BVD's and you'll never know. I just cut the cheese. Cause I have dryer sheets in my underwear. No smelling like Limburger. No more stairs. I have dryer balls too. And straight pubic hair. I have dryer sheets in my underwear. I have dryer sheets in my underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, very nice. Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

A good solution for that problem. Now, we were talking about the loose monkeys. Yeah. Some lady shot one in Mississippi over the weekend. So we're down to two loose monkeys that authorities say are not diseased. But I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, a lot of misinformation in this story.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, a monkey on the loose in South Carolina was captured using coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I just gotta have a cup of coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

This was not a scientific research. No rhesus monkey. It was a pet spider monkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't tranquilize me before I've had my coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Named Ava. They cornered her at the First national bank of South Carolina trying to steal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Money or maybe trying to make a deposit.

[Tom Griswold]

The town clerk, Ms. Casey Hill, heard about the monkeys, escaped and that had escaped. And she went out there with a cup of coffee, set it down there. And Ava, the monkey came up and started.

[Christy Lee]

She was thirsty. She didn't know it was coffee. She probably thought it was water.

[Tom Griswold]

And the monkey had a leash on. So Ms. Hill walked up, stepped on the leash and was able to. To capture the monkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I don't know much about this. If it were me, I would make sure. I think you're probably better off giving a monkey the decaf.

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta. You don't want a heavily caffeinated Monkey?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. So anyways, now, if you wanted. If you wanted what?

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say Sheriff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not really her fault. She was interrupted, but be careful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I didn't sound like Sheriff. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

No, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just gonna say if you want to. Because.

[Christy Lee]

To lure.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know you could lure a monkey with coffee. You can lure a hipster with espresso.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, if there are loose hipster pets out there, you could lure a fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I right? Now, before we get to a little bit of history, Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Sheriff's deputies in Ohio were led on an unusual chase. They were in hot pursuit of a runaway emu. The Guernsey County Sheriff's office said the escaped emu was found wandering on a local road. Don't know if he had a leash. Deputy Leggett and Deputy Damot responded to the scene and tried to chase down the wayward bird.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is Deputy Damut.

[Christy Lee]

D A Y M U T. Aim it. Aim it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That poor guy. His whole life.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Damon David. I know. Damn it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn it.

[Josh Arnold]

Brother Godfrey has a really bad.

[Christy Lee]

Following a 45 minute pursuit, the emu's owner arrived to retrieve the animal.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I have a question. Why do people have emus? I mean, obviously there's that one long running commercial for Liberty Mutual emu.

[Christy Lee]

There are a lot of people that have ostriches or emus. I mean, can you eat them?

[Josh Arnold]

Ostrich, yes. Is emo. Emu. Emo meat?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that'd be.

[Jeff Oskay]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got to go to a Cure concert.

[Pat Godwin]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember we had. We had ostrich meat in the air one morning.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty good. But I've not had emu, I imagine.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, maybe you could have it as a pet.

[Tom Griswold]

So are the cops actually physically running after the emu?

[Christy Lee]

I. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go. Here's a shot of it. Boy, that is a weird looking critter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like a llama had sex with a pigeon.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you told me that they found life on Mars and it looked like an emu, I go, huh, yeah, that's. That's. That seems about right.

[Josh Arnold]

Is.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a Dr. Susan look about it a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think they're cute.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they're very ostrich looking.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're. They. A flightless bird, presumably.

[Christy Lee]

Presumably.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe they're related to the cassowary.

[Josh Arnold]

That's absolutely right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Cassowary. It's another bird.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it'll mess you up.

[Pat Godwin]

It's on an old gum tree.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cassowary has talons, razors.

[Christy Lee]

Those are creepy birds.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Like dinosaur birds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nowhere near as creepy as the shoe Bill Stork though.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh that's really.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unending gaze. A thousand mile stairs just. Yeah. Or yard. Yard stand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. Tim Cavanaugh, our good friend the comedian is chasing Emu Phillips I think to Ohio to go bananas pretty soon.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll have to look that up.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be a great show.

[Josh Arnold]

Emu Phillips.

[Jeff Oskay]

Josh, you were talking about the cure earlier. I don't know. Did I ever tell you I have my grass at my house is actually Emo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh it is?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's great. It cuts itself.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought I'd give it a shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we have to give a phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you or someone you know wants.

[Tom Griswold]

A better lawn, my neighbor has something cool I'd never seen before.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy. This ought to be.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have this private security. No, it's keep you out.

[Tom Griswold]

No, well that's. Of course they have a lawn service that is super quiet. It's got a big thing. It's all electric lawn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'd love to get hooked up with him.

[Tom Griswold]

So they, they come out and they that all of their vehicles and everything are electric. So they don't. They're not as noisy as.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that was a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm pretty much that way.

[Christy Lee]

That way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've gone all electric on them. But it's. Yeah, that's great that there are services out there that provide it too.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a little quieter. I noticed that while I was using my leaf blower at 8 o' clock on Sunday morning.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my battery powered leaf blower. Still loud as they.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, so is mine.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an invention they got to come.

[Christy Lee]

Up with a quiet leaf blower and we.

[Tom Griswold]

You determined. You guys told me I shouldn't. I shouldn't use my leaf blower prior to 10 o' clock in the morning on a Sunday.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

10 o' clock earliest.

[Bob Kevoian]

When. When were you using it?

[Tom Griswold]

I was cleaning out my garage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be honest.

[Christy Lee]

At what time might have been.

[Tom Griswold]

I get up early on.

[Josh Arnold]

It was pre 8, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'd be so mad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine the one day I.

[Christy Lee]

Get to sleep in the one day.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're looking to make a million dollars, come up with a super quiet leaf blower that could be the next. Oh wait a minute. There Is one. It's called a rake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mine's battery powered and it's louder than anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. It's hard to keep those things.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I say we go to a little history for you guys.

[Christy Lee]

Ready? All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. We can't do it. All form no substance. You know us. Time now for Today in History. November 3rd.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know this. And born in 1793, Stephen F. Austin.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what Austin's named after.

[Tom Griswold]

Texas. The founder of Texas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So why didn't they call Texas Austin?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they did.

[Tom Griswold]

They called Pennsylvania William Penn. They don't call. I'm just saying. Does that make more sense?

[Josh Arnold]

Did he find it before Sam Houston founded Houston? I mean, there was a fight.

[Tom Griswold]

This says he. This says he's the guy that founded Texas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Austin is the capital. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And before Dallas. Diamond Page. Diamond Dallas Page found in Dallas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ddp.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is this?

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a mistake.

[Christy Lee]

What's this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember this Of Texas. The stars at night are big and bright.

[Tom Griswold]

Stand up, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're playing the national anti. You know.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Chrisy. Wide and high.

[Christy Lee]

Jean AR in the heart of Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm very proud of you. Gene Autrey that.

[Bob Kevoian]

He has the.

[Christy Lee]

Gene Autry's greatest hits over there. What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

I love Gene Autre.

[Bob Kevoian]

The least objectionable singing voice I've ever heard.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that is trippy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mistaken for no one singing.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not. There's nothing there. It's. It's barely. It's too loud.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember Peewee's Big Adventure? He's on the phone in a phone booth. He goes, I'm in Texas. And they're like, yeah, right. He goes, here, I'll prove it. The phone. Because the stars at night are big. Everybody stops.

[Tom Griswold]

Texas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a long instrumental section.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that clarinet song. That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

It is nice. It's a great song.

[Bob Kevoian]

The chicken hawks are full of squawks Chicks and hawks are full of squawks I think it's chicks and hawks, isn't it? Chicken hawks.

[Josh Arnold]

Chicken hawks.

[Tom Griswold]

Some good lyrics.

[Christy Lee]

Chicken hawk.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your point about his voice? I think it's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. It's barely singing. Not as bad as Jack Johnson, but close.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love Jack Johnson.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't you do a Jack Johnson?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I did do something like that. I could get to that in a second.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Bubble toes. I like that. And the other one, there's two from the first album. I give Him a pass on one big hit.

[Josh Arnold]

I forget what that was. We all fell for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, we all fell. But banana pancakes?

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't like banana pancakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Raise your voice at least once. What is this? So I'll walk down Gene Autry's greatest hits.

[Emo Phillips]

I'm back in the saddle again.

[Tom Griswold]

Rachel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Always dislikes steel guitar.

[Christy Lee]

See, this is where I see Tom and his little cowboy boy outfit. It's like a seven year old running around the house. Mom and dad are playing Gene Autry on the Victrola.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's got his cap guns out, just firing away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, I used to do a thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

You play Gene Autry at home all by yourself?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I used to do a thing when I was. When I was working down in the land. I would play Back in the Saddle Again by Gene Autry and then play Aerosmith.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's great story.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

When Tom was a child, he and his brothers would play cowboys and any non whites.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that it wasn't just Indians. Yeah, this is the big hit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's Jack John Flake.

[Josh Arnold]

A nice song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but he still really doesn't sing in this one. But it didn't sound like anything else. Yeah, but you can sing with them. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like if Duncan Sheik got too high.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we got to finish history, don't we? Sorry. Let's see. Born a Minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Pat has a song, I believe.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that the beat right there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Jack Johnson.

[Pat Godwin]

Every Jack Johnson song sounds like the last Jack Johnson song. Everybody sing along.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, to a Jack Johnson song. It's the same three chords in the shuffle beat. Oh, write, rehearse, record, repeat. Come on in, it's not too deep. Or mellow out and go to sleep. Go to sleep. Cause it's Jack Johnson song. And it sounds like the last Jack Johnson song. Smoke that Maui Wowie in a coconut bong. You gotta be high. You gotta be high. When you hear a Jack Johnson song. Studio fade now.

[Josh Arnold]

Never write jealous.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that. Now better together.

[Christy Lee]

That was a good, good song.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

We can.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're just right. You're just mad because I'm right. He never sings.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been. Have you seen him live?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah, I kind of figured you.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen him live too.

[Tom Griswold]

Got drank, got dra. No, he's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever gotten in the car for a concert and looked over to whoever you're going with and go. What are we going to see again? You ever done that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy has.

[Christy Lee]

He has.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you have a lot of. Don't you have a lot of Zach Brian going on. Going on at the house now?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Primarily in the car. One of my daughters likes that. Oh, exclusively the sad ones. I said, does this guy have anything upbeat? What are you going to do? I since been schooled and found out.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you going to do if one of your daughters brings home a really fat guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. A big red beard. Big fat and just a. Yeah. And he's quite. He's over three step farther.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, I got.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna say, hey, look, buddy, I got all this candy from Halloween.

[Bob Kevoian]

I knew it.

[Tom Griswold]

Obviously I had this leftover game. Help yourself. I'm a generous soul.

[Bob Kevoian]

Obviously. Henry's not missing any meals. I can see that.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna have to finish today in history when we come back. All right, at this point, let's talk about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good to meet you, Mr. Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

What's inside? What's inside my shoes?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, Finn and I love each other very much.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, no matter what your size is. Maybe you have fallen arches because you're so fat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fat. Your feet are mad.

[Josh Arnold]

They're as flat as an ironing board. Well, orangeinsouls.com is the place to go this holiday season. Treat yourself. Oh, it just ends there. A little self care.

[Bob Kevoian]

Treat yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

A little self care inserted into your shoes. I say orange insoles is the way to go. A good portion of the staff here at this show have them in their shoes right now. They sent us insoles and we still use them. And that's because orange insoles gives you support from the ground up. Did you guys know I had a professor who could not pronounce the word orange? He would say oinge.

[Christy Lee]

Oinge.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It always threw us.

[Tom Griswold]

A linguistics professor.

[Josh Arnold]

He was a creative writing professor. And so he was. Yeah. Oinge.

[Tom Griswold]

Oinge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Am I right in thinking there isn't a St. Louis accent? Really? Or is it like a kind of highway?

[Josh Arnold]

Farty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Farty far. You get that kind of thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So orange insoles is how it would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Orange.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, you have a couple styles here to choose from. You got plenty of options. Orange insoles, original full length insole. Those are perfect for the hard working, the all day crew, your teachers, your nurses, your doctors, your construction workers, anybody who is having a long shift on their feet. These give you serious all day support. They're great for work boots, as Tom knows. And the deep heel cup offer real support helping align your body and that arch support holds up. Don't keep walking around with all those aches and pains. My back, my knee, my feet. Well, orange Insoles is here to help. And for you movers out there, for you super active, check out the new orange sport insoles. They've got oh foam technology because when you put them on, you go, oh, helping you power through your workout with 40% more energy return, three times the durability. They keep you light on your feet with less fatigue and more hustle. Go to orangeinsoles.com today because for a limited time to celebrate the release of that new orange sport, you're going to get $10 off one pair of either the full length orange insole or the Orange sport insole with this promo code, Bob and Tom, three words all mashed together. B O B A N D T O M plus free shipping. This is better than any Black Friday special they've done or will do. That's a hint. All right. You're not going to get them for a better price than right now, so don't wait. That's orange insouls.com use promo code Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. And I can give a quick plug to this. I mentioned it earlier. Emo Phillips and and Tim Cavanaugh are going to be at Go Bananas coming up Sunday, November 23rd in officially in Montgomery, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Great, great show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll be a terrific show. Little Timmy Cavalry. They'll certainly look forward to it. And I will, too. Pat Godwin is on the road. Coming up November 14th, a special event in Greenfield at a place called the Ricks. That'll be pat Godwin. Friday, November 14th and the 15th Saturday in Lima, Ohio at the special. It's called the Unoh Event center with Pat Godwin and Josh Arnold and Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Event Center, Is that what it's called? I'm just Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it called?

[Pat Godwin]

Unoh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you say that. You don't call it the unit where.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Event Center.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Only you know and I know. Great, Great. That's it. Chick and I agree on one song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up today in History Part 2.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'll have my embarrassing Dave Mason story coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Announcer/Producer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob, Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. I feel like that hay was startling, wasn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're all good, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

Energetic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Killer songs today from Pat.

[Jeff Oskay]

God.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you. Please sit down.

[Jeff Oskay]

Beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the opposite end of the spectrum.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

No songs from Jeff today.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

With you today.

[Josh Arnold]

No output.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta work or you gotta write a song. I'm hairy and weird. There's your title.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right, I'm on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm hairy and weird.

[Pat Godwin]

You got the beard. He means it's a compliment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I meant it as a compliment.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure you have that. I mentioned the. The Karl Marx beard. Chick pointed out. That really isn't relatable. Who is. Who has a beard like that? That's really well known.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Zach Galifianakis, but he's kind of on the way.

[Josh Arnold]

The Duck Dynasty guys. Is that still.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. There you go. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, that's right. They do have a new show or whatever now.

[Tom Griswold]

We were trying to get Today in History out of the way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't get real far because we got into Gene Autry and back in the saddle again because we were talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Today in History, Part 2, November 3rd. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We started off with the Stephen F. Austin, the founder of Texas, but they didn't name the state Austin. They named the city. I hear he was really weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Austin was. Oh, Keep Austin weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, have you noticed that there are other. Where it started, other cities are stealing that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't do that. I mean, it's Keep Austin weird. You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it. Hasn't it become Keep Austin corporate and overcrowded?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, you know what, Josh? You're speaking to my language. You're speaking to my language.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Happy birthday. 1921. The actor Charles Bronson is who I think has the record for having movies with the word death in the title.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if we can call upon him, but Josh Arnold does the best. Charles Bronson.

[Josh Arnold]

Gerald's Brunson here.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll kill you for what you did to my wife.

[Bob Kevoian]

How did he land? What's her name? Jill Ireland or somebody? St. Susan.

[Christy Lee]

Jill St. John.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

Who was it?

[Josh Arnold]

Joe Clayburn?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jill Ireland. Was it Ireland?

[Josh Arnold]

Kathy Ireland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kathy Ireland? No, one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

He was apparently a really good guy.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, I'm a fan. Yeah, he plays that. What's. Once Upon a Time in the west, where he's just. He just whistles. Oh, yeah, he's great.

[Tom Griswold]

30 dozen, like Death Wish 1 through 50.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jill Ireland was his wife. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Happy birthday, 1949. Anna. Is it pronounced Wintour?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, the lady from Vogue, Wind Tower. Wind Tower.

[Josh Arnold]

She. The silly glasses lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wears shades all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

Meryl Streep, that's the From.

[Christy Lee]

I used to make fun of that, but I think people do get sensitivity to light at some point. I don't point in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't believe it for a second.

[Tom Griswold]

That come with being a giant?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just. I'm just difficult. That's right. I'm different.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim Cummings. Anybody know who this guy is?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, but he's constantly smiling. I know that. Not.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim's coming. Jim's coming. Jim Cummings. He's the voice of Winnie the Pooh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that guy does some great Instagram stuff now where he'll have other voice actors on and they talk.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen him reading his books to his grandkids.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that so cute?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Dennis Miller, comedian.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God, I love Dennis Miller.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I don't know if we can call upon him to do this, but Josh Arnold does a great Dennis Miller.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't want to toot my own horn here.

[Tom Griswold]

Reference something obscure quickly.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like if Tolstoy were to meet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Up with Mickey Spillane. Yeah. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Dolph Lundgren.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if we can put up on him, but Josh Arnold is a great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, don't be shy.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Chick McGee is being humble here. He really does agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will break you. Isn't that Dolph Lundgren in the row?

[Tom Griswold]

Dolph, by the way, a Fulbright scholarship to mit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who?

[Tom Griswold]

Who in Chemical. He's a chemical engineer.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's a pr.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a very bright fabrication from the press agent.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. This one I did a little homework on. Chick will know this. 1957, the Soviet Union launched a dog into space Sputnik. To which dog was L A? I K, A like now? Are you okay if I tell you what happened to the Little doggie.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I, I doubt the dog is still alive.

[Josh Arnold]

Came back inside out, didn't he?

[Pat Godwin]

Came back like a fly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just a mess of goo on the capsule.

[Tom Griswold]

But I had always heard, and this is, this gets kind of complicated, George C. Scott, by the way, that the tradition of the cosmonauts peeing on the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Started with the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Started with the dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there were, there were at least.

[Christy Lee]

Like the only dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Three dogs that I've managed to find that were before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If not more.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but Leica didn't. That's kind of a apocryphal story.

[Josh Arnold]

But, oh, those cosmonauts. I tell you, it was a three dog flight.

[Tom Griswold]

So you see what I'm saying? It says at least more than a dozen Russian dogs were. Were launched into space, preparing for the first man. Soviet.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't sound like him at all.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember the first commie to go up, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Who was that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yuri Gagarin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the first one we heard about. At least a dozen guys were set up beforehand. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But on April 12, 1961, while being driven to the launch pad, Yuri Gagarin asked the driver to pull over. He stepped in the. Just a second. This gets interesting. Stepped in the transport bus and peed on the right rear wheel. And it became a tradition. And even the female cosmonauts would put urine into a container and throw it on the launch vehicle.

[Bob Kevoian]

They wouldn't show Bush as they're.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why would they just show Bush guys?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I'm getting bored.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm more surprised they had female cosmonauts like that. You women would be allowed to do that over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was from a scientific. Years later, it was an experiment.

[Josh Arnold]

They wanted to see how boobs did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to hear about my first meeting with Dennis Miller, whose birthday is today?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Christ, don't hear about it. I mean. Yes, I do.

[Pat Godwin]

I opened for him and I had my guitar around my neck and I was tuning and he was introduced to me and he goes, hey, I'm Dennis Miller. What's your name? As he looks down at the guitar, Hank.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he said it all with one word. Hank.

[Pat Godwin]

You get the whole. Dennis Miller.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to squeeze this in. In 1957, Sam Cooke appeared in the Ed Sullivan Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Love Sam Cooke.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody know the story on this?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

This is, this is absolutely true. They.

[Bob Kevoian]

They threatened.

[Tom Griswold]

They had to cut him. And that's. There's a documentary out there right now. Ed Sullivan was absolutely at the point, the vanguard of the vanguard of the civil rights movement. He made sure that there were a lot of black performers on America television. However, that particular day, Sam Cook beat.

[Josh Arnold]

On his leg, and then I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the guy spit on the plates, went too long. I don't know what happened, but they had to cut him off in the middle of the song.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they did? Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. They invited him back.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that was so funny. And then last week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey. Sam Cooke wasn't done yet.

[Tom Griswold]

The most important thing is that the Kingsman recorded Louie Louie on this date in 1963.

[Jeff Oskay]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Allegedly at a cost of $50.

[Christy Lee]

And why the lyrics are so.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they didn't know the words. They copied them off of a jukebox, I think, from a version, I want to say, by Paul Revere and the Raiders.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every record exec since then has looked at their performers, and look, they recorded Louie Louie for 50 bucks. What are you charging me for? What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

The bane of every musical performer ever since.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an interesting story. In 1984, Billy Ocean hit number one with. With Caribbean Queen. Great, great. Did you know that? He did. He also did. This is not. I'm not making this up. He did European Queen and African Queen. He. Which is smart. He did different versions of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. To sell in those particular countries every.

[Tom Griswold]

Once in a while. Ace will back me up on this. I could remember getting separate versions of certain things.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have another story that'll blow your mind. Lee Greenwood.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

God bless the usa. He also does God bless Canada. No, I'm not making that up.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honest to God, hedging your bets. That I know of. God bless Canada. It could be Mexico or God bless Uruguay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. God bless Vladivostok.

[Bob Kevoian]

God bless whoever's gonna write me a check.

[Tom Griswold]

That kind of takes away some of the. The soul of the whole matter a little bit. Okay. Well, there are more. One more thing. I'm sorry. The movie Shakespeare in Love premiered in New York in 1998.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate myself, but I love that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope, don't hate yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

I do, too. I'm glad it won that.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely love it.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was. It was great because a lot of high school kids had to go see it. And you know her. One thing leads to another.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you see her English accent is perfect. Yes, it really is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's before Gwyneth Paltrow was selling her candles that smell like her vagina, as she calls them now. More. More interesting things around the way, including. We'll be checking in with Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. We have a firefighter calendar with ladies on it. And another amazing story about something that went wrong with an airplane flight, and instead of crossing the ocean, they had to turn it around. We'll find out what happened, I think. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Josh. Arnold Chickster. He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I have couple new letters. Letters to read. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get right to your letters. What do you got over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Dear Chick, specifically. Okay, I hope you step in dog crap while wearing your favorite kicks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I wonder what happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh is my favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this might explain it. The signature signed bald bearded guy. I don't care for the bald bearded guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

This one's slapping back. Dear Bob and Tom show going up to beautiful Bel Air, Michigan, Tom, just for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a nice area, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was going to rake leaves and take the dock out for the season. Oh, you got to take the dock out? Oh, yeah, yeah, you have to. On the way, there were multiple houses that had wood for sale for five or six dollars a bundle in front of their houses. Not bad, Christy. You could bundle up your wood and sell it in front of your house.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

As a matter of fact, Joe what's his last name ends in ski. So Joe Polish said. This made me think of Christie's wood problem. She could wrap her extra wood up and sell it. Better yet, wrap a pair of used panties in with it and sell it for 20 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Would be a huge boy. My husband would love that huge money.

[Josh Arnold]

Man. Just take them out before you burn.

[Tom Griswold]

Is our neighbors cooking fish?

[Josh Arnold]

Tuna casserole.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gosh, tuna.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody come pick it up.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll come take your wood grilled barramundi.

[Christy Lee]

What you say? Dear Jeff, you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You go pick up her wood and bring it to my house and I'll give you a shiny quarter pass.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, I have no idea how long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then you'll be the wood guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I could be the wood guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So from the back of your truck.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the news lady? What's going on over there at the Silac Insurance news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Luthan's. A flight from Chicago to fr. Effort was diverted to Boston after a Passenger allegedly stabbed two teens with a fork.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

17 year old boy awoke to find a 28 year old. Praneeth Kumar Usurpali. Students from India.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I'm guessing the stabber must have been in first class because everybody else has plastic forks. I think the metal forks are in first class.

[Christy Lee]

Standing over him before stabbing him in the clavicle. The man then allegedly shot another 17 year old in the head, causing a cut.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, Lufthansa means left handed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

The suspect also reportedly slapped a woman and a flight attendant before being restrained. Once the plane landed in Boston. Authorities took Usura Pelley into custody on a charge of assault with a dangerous weapon.

[Josh Arnold]

That's in English. His last name translates to check his shoes.

[Christy Lee]

He was reportedly studying for a master's degree at Moody Theological Seminary in Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's in a. So he's just in one of his bad moods, apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a doctor at that university.

[Tom Griswold]

So he stabs two strangers with a fork and they're bleeding.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But we don't know what they did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm not for him attacking the flight attendant or the. But those two 17 year olds, they probably had it coming.

[Josh Arnold]

There is a chance.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've been around a few lately. Hey, let me ask you guys this. So let's say your daughter's dating some kid and some boy, and every time he comes over to your house before he leaves, he goes, hey, I'm gonna get a Coke for the road. And just gets in your fridge and takes a Coke for the road. How do you feel about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely not.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to give him what Dr. Will Miller calls refrigerator rights.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't have them, does he?

[Tom Griswold]

When he has refrigerator rights, that's okay. But he has not been around.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had not granted refrigerator rights.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So this is up to the girl. This is up to your daughter, right? Yeah. You got to tell her, hey, man, either you say something or I'm going to. And I think you'll. You would like it better if you say something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Coke for the. And the other night before he left, he goes, hey, you guys got any of that chicken left that you made for dinner? What, four chicken thighs before he left?

[Bob Kevoian]

Four.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then took a Coke for the road.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't forget. Don't forget thighs. Best of the bird.

[Tom Griswold]

I would agree with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes, though, families can get a little uptight. I remember I was dating one girl and I would often go, hey, I'm just gonna get a kiss. Your mom for the road.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They always got mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. Mrs. Gillespie, good French.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So there was never a. He never asked. Asked you if. Could I have.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, hey, I'm just gonna grab a Coke for the road.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm going every time he comes over.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what that is? That's brazen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I'll tell you what it is. I think he's the man of my house. I think I've been knocked down a peg.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you got to assert your dominance once more.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go pee next time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no, pee on him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that'll show him.

[Josh Arnold]

Stab him with a fork.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or stab him with a fork.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that kid probably took a Coke for the road. He stabbed him right in the neck.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, now it's a Coke. What comes next, huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Right, Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, back to this airplane. Floyd did what? Did this were the word. Wasn't this one kid asleep when he got stabbed?

[Christy Lee]

What? He said. He said he was asleep.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he was snoring or something.

[Tom Griswold]

This is unbelievable.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So was he locked this guy up. Was he sick or he just mad or. He didn't say.

[Christy Lee]

Was he drinking? Maybe he was drunk.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the kid wouldn't let him have half the armrest.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. That's grounds for forking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll give you a good forking.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they give you sporks in the back if you're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the plastic, I think the plastic.

[Christy Lee]

Plastic, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. I know you get.

[Josh Arnold]

He thinks they're for a lesser breed of people.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't like sporks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care what you.

[Tom Griswold]

I've. I'm opposed to the spork, but when.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say you have metal silverware in the first class, it's like pseudo faux metal. It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Can you eat soup with a spork?

[Josh Arnold]

A chowder, they give you a spoon. But I guarantee I can make my way through a bowl of chicken noodle with a spot. The spork.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

There's still plenty of concave.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what a spork might have been made for? Chicken noodle soup. Because you can get the chicken and the noodles all in this.

[Tom Griswold]

The spork is about everything that's wrong with contemporary culture is manifest in the spork. It's. It's trying to multitask, which is impossible.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's impossible for some of us.

[Christy Lee]

Possible.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Women are way better at it than guys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's like 2 out of 100 people can multi. I can't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we know that.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I guess I'm decent with it, really. Like, if I'm with a woman, I can drive and pretend to listen to her at the same time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, really. Here's some other things. Tom has difficulty navigating Thursday.

[Josh Arnold]

Tying his shoes. Apparently, we learned he has a new tool.

[Pat Godwin]

Weekends.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know that Weekends are brutal. Weekends are brutal.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a good weekend. Everything went. Halloween went fine. So I hope you had a good Halloween out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna. I'll bring in some of my candy for you guys tomorrow. Yes, the plethora of chunkies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you can toss the chunkies.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. I got the big full size chunkies. I thought the kids would go nuts for that.

[Christy Lee]

They're.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They're.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're holding your hands like they're five by seven.

[Tom Griswold]

They are. No, they're.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever had a junkie in your life?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're like four by four raisins in it.

[Josh Arnold]

I took a bite and went, I don't ever have to have one of these.

[Christy Lee]

No, no one is.

[Josh Arnold]

Never did I bite them and go, boy, the neighborhood kids are clamoring for these.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were you trying to punish the children?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you mad at them?

[Tom Griswold]

I feel pressed out for. There's some guy out there that sells chunkies for a living and you're ruining his day.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, well, he's 114. His days are numbered.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We probably saw that uptick in sales at that one cbs. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought all of them.

[Christy Lee]

What it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm back.

[Christy Lee]

I bought all of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm doing something right, baby. I took older.

[Josh Arnold]

Those junkies that he bought, I bet they have an Advertisement For Gremlins 2 on them.

[Pat Godwin]

Gone with the Wind.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a Gremlins too. Gremlins one right now. So it's time for us to educate whether or not you enjoy a delightful chunky. Have you heard about the Silac annuities? We've been talking about them here. What is an annuity? What's a way to get some cash when you retire that keeps on coming? And I've got some questions, and so do you folks out there. That's why we asked you to write us and we came up with the McGee 3. Three questions from the Silac Insurance Company's FAQ desk. Question number one. Dear Chick Magee, I wanna browse and read all about the Silac Annuity options. What is the Silac Insurance Company' website address?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so easy, Tom. It's silacins.com one more time. It's S I L A c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, Chick. Miguel. Question two. Now. I love this idea. This is amazing. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Work and I learn more about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, go to silacins.com. click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

You're two for two. Let's see if we can get three in a row. Last question. Dear Mr. McGee, I love your melliflu. Would you be kind enough to read the Silac Insurance Company disclaimer?

[Bob Kevoian]

As smooth as my voice is, I'm also very difficult. Christie, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a letter that will make me feel good. It might even bring Josh around to my side.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It will get buckets o disdain from from the rest of you, I promise you. Also, we have another museum heist. Oh, this is cool. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Emo Phillips]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat Godwin's made an amazing presentation.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe one one. I got a base with one of them. I swung for the fences today.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We read letters. We love hearing from you. Email is the preferred way, but you can send us a snail mail if you want. We don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

You can also just enjoy the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't have to like it people to participate. Josh, you think Less of them if they don't participate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

I want you to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, weigh in.

[Tom Griswold]

Weigh in with your opinion.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right?

[Tom Griswold]

We'd like to hear from you. This will anger some of you.

[Josh Arnold]

All right?

[Tom Griswold]

There are a couple of topics. Whenever I mention them, you guys get angry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them Chuck Norris jokes. I find them delightful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, Delightful.

[Tom Griswold]

I like a running gag.

[Josh Arnold]

Emphasis on gag.

[Tom Griswold]

For example, in the great movie Good Neighbor Sam, the running gag as they film the hurts the Hertz Renek. Our commercial makes me howl every time I see it. Very funny. But this is not a running gag. It's just a running statement about something iconic in contemporary culture. Of course, I'm talking about the Fisapa Crappa poster of the great musical artist Frank Zappa.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to kill him.

[Josh Arnold]

Mark, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, this is Mark.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a letter here. This comes to us from Chris Patton. Now, Josh, before you go off, okay. I was watching Halloween 2, the Rob Zombie remake sequel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very divisive.

[Tom Griswold]

I noticed a giant Phi Zappa crappa poster in Uncle Meets Java Hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The name of the coffee shop featured in the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Howard Hessman runs it.

[Tom Griswold]

And here's a photograph. This is the famous. It says there's a bunch of different versions of this poster with the great musical artist Frank Zappa sitting naked on a toilet. And one of them famously has Phi Zappa Crappa as if it's a fraternity thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, did you say Uncle Meat?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And this is the character played by Howard Hessman. I'm not sure if this counts or not, as I've seen two versions of the poster. I'm not sure which way Tom wants to look at Mr. Zappa on the toilet. Yeah, there are several variations that must have done quite a few photographs that day. I actually spent some time on ebay over the weekend trying to find the definitive poster so I can put it in here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

In here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, this is a gentleman who. You say good morning to him, and he's. He's busy from. He's been so busy. Unbelievably busy.

[Josh Arnold]

His busyness is manufactured.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Chris Patton, thank you, sir, for acknowledging. I was just making the point that this is an iconic poster. And thank you, Chris. I certainly appreciate your letters. It's nice to have, I think, someone of your level of sophistication just like.

[Christy Lee]

People telling you that. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

And.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some. Some doctor that he'll meet at some gathering because, you know, he seeks out lawyers and doctors because everyone else is less.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. They seem to be on staff.

[Bob Kevoian]

They want you to. You want them to come up. That was an amazing reference. You made about five zappographic. That's all he wants. But maybe if you would say to a certain segment, to a certain age group. This is an iconic poster.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about iconic posters that everybody, everybody grew up with and they have. Everyone has different posters. It's a great thing. My girls right now have a lot of Taylor Swift and other things that are fun. So just, just somebody to go back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Farrah Fawcett's poster in the red bathing suit with the nipples was amazing. Right.

[Christy Lee]

That was probably one that everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's iconic.

[Tom Griswold]

And am I correct, Christy, in saying that brought back the one piece full bathing suit?

[Christy Lee]

That and Baywatch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, Baywatch was 30 years after.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But Farrell was dead.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not, not that long.

[Tom Griswold]

But just certainly I think they watched an era or an episode. Epic. Later.

[Christy Lee]

Baywatch was more of a one piece bathing suit iconic thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that actually leads to a news story.

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. Yeah. The firefighters charity calendar.

[Christy Lee]

Female firefighters in New Zealand are releasing a calendar to raise money for breast cancer research. SWNS reports that for the first time in the country's history, women firefighters are joining their male counterparts in releasing a charity calendar. 13 firefighters. There's only 12 months from nine stations across.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they've got them, a couple of them together in New Zealand.

[Josh Arnold]

There are 13 months.

[Christy Lee]

Are there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

They'll be featured with the group aiming to sell at least 5,000 copies.

[Bob Kevoian]

The 13th month is Giannis. Yes, Giannis.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really great though.

[Christy Lee]

That is. And the breast cancer. The New Zealand non profit Breast Cancer Cure C U R e will receive 100 of the profits, which is.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen it. And these ladies look great. Great. They'll raise. They'll raise more than money.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Peni.

[Tom Griswold]

They're wearing two pieces and then they.

[Josh Arnold]

Have those hot New Zealand accents. I love the Australia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kiwi action.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're all really gorgeous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. Minus two. But for the most part they're all really gorgeous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that one is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now you know why there's 13. Bring in a good looking one with her.

[Bob Kevoian]

That one, you think, Tom, The New Zealand women. It looks like a kiwi. Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, Kiwi is a reference, you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Know, when you open it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see what you're saying. I'm sorry. Because Kiwi is a reference to someone from New Zealand. They're a kiwi. Sure. But you're suggesting that anatomically.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

When one Bisex. A bisex. A kiwi bisex. What's the movie? Well, the D.H. lawrence Women in Love movie. Did you ever see that?

[Josh Arnold]

I know I have not seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's the whole thing. Eating the.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it an artichoke?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

They eat a kiwi. What?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I forget what it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Kumquat.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a contrary papaya?

[Bob Kevoian]

Mango? What is the joke where the punchline is Archdeacon chokes Two for a dollar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Emo Phillips]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something about Kroger and maybe, maybe not.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a quim melon? Those are down there.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? I'll remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it snatch fruit?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it snatch fruit?

[Christy Lee]

Are these women eating fruit? Is that what's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a suggestive scene in the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it the southeastern clam apple?

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

Who?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Alan Bates and Oliver Reed? Jill Clayberg, famous wrestling scene. Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is it a visit to Heron Harbor?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's. It's. I give up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why you give up.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get back to this jerk stabbing these kids with a fork on the plate. Why are you guys not upset about this guy stabbing someone?

[Josh Arnold]

Because we don't know what they did to him.

[Christy Lee]

And he's 28 years old. I don't know. He had to have been drunk. There's no other explanation.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't just stab people on an airplane that your fellow passengers.

[Josh Arnold]

I say we're not stabbing enough people on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say you haven't been drunk enough.

[Tom Griswold]

What did he say to the authorities? I just wanted to see if they were done. This is ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now that's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

This angers. I hate this. All these stories about people being abused on airplanes. It really bugs me.

[Josh Arnold]

We are, as passengers, abused. I know flying on an airplane is a human rights violation.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. I don't want to get on an airplane now. And they don't have forks now because of this jackass. They've already ruined that one guy. Ruined the shoe thing. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And, you know, far be it for me to defend Tom, but having traveled recently and going to travel a lot coming up here, I. Can we get one standard for all the TSA areas or. Why does it have to be different? Everyone. You go into shoes on, shoes off.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes they're surly, other times they're bitchy. Sometimes they're angry, other times they're mad.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying, post the rules, the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Computer has to Come out of the bag. No, you can keep it in the bag.

[Tom Griswold]

If I go up there, they go, do I keep my shoes on or do I take them off? And then they yell at you. Hey, I'm just asking. It's reasonable. Yeah, I don't think there's a consistent set of rules anymore. It's kind of just what happens when.

[Josh Arnold]

You give a bunch of people with GEDs a little bit of power.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. People working without paychecks right now, if you want to go to them, if.

[Bob Kevoian]

You remember nothing more from today's show, remember what Josh just said. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Sound like they're gonna. I mean, what. What can they do? Make it a miserable experience for me? Already is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I enjoy it very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee is once again at the Silac Insurance news desk. I'm trying to remember what kind of fruit they're eating in the movie Women and Love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Snatch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you snatch fruit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Snatch fruit.

[Christy Lee]

Peaches.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's got to eat me. A lot of peaches.

[Pat Godwin]

You see peaches.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a weird nude wrestling scene. I remember that. There's about a bunch of figs, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We heard you say you're doing it wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Figs. And then there's a nude wrestling scene with two men. I said figs. Okay. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

A museum in California was looted of more than 1,000 pieces in an early morning heist. Oakland police said the burglary occurred in the early hours of October 15th at an off site storage facility of the Oakland Museum of California. Pieces included metalwork jewelry, Native American baskets, and everyday items like athletic trophies that tell the story of the Golden State.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Native American baskets that could be up to tens of dollars in value.

[Tom Griswold]

Other people's athletic. Athletic trophies.

[Christy Lee]

Just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I got Joe Stefanski's bowling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What museum is this?

[Tom Griswold]

What a crappy museum.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, if you'll step over this way.

[Josh Arnold]

There'S other crap we found on the road.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like Goodwill to me.

[Christy Lee]

Museum director Lori Fogarty said the investigation was going public because the artifacts might show up at flea markets, antique stores, or pawn shops. Well, how the hell would you know?

[Tom Griswold]

That's how they're going to get rid of those crown jewels. Hey, I went down to the flea market. I bought the Mona Lisa and the Napoleon crown jewels.

[Bob Kevoian]

$10?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know what they're selling in Oakland or what they're trying to preserve in their museum, but you're right. Athletic.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were in storage bins.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're in a storage facility.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of museums, you know, most of the work they have is not on display.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I mentioned this a lot. Is it just me or. I had always heard it pronounced the Louvre.

[Christy Lee]

Louvre.

[Tom Griswold]

And now it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now it's changed.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going real heavy on Louvre.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why, but it did change.

[Tom Griswold]

So is this. Is this California place gonna have to start. Drop the r. California. The California Museum next to the Louvre. I don't know. I just noticed that lately that's become a real thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the pretentious news sources you probably listen to to. I listen to Joe Sixpack news.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Hi. How you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, some gay museum in Paris got.

[Tom Griswold]

The lo again, Lou. That rhymes with sodomite.

[Christy Lee]

Egypt has inaugurated the Grand Egyptian Museum, the world's largest, dedicated to a single ancient civilization, in an effort aimed at boosting the country's tourism industry and troubled economy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Attendance was well over 35 people last year.

[Christy Lee]

Located near the Giza pyramids on the edge of the Egyptian capital of. It showcases over 50,000 artifacts, including the complete collection of King Tutankhamun's treasures. It was. It started its construction in 2005, but just now reopened or.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta go. I have.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't that be cool? I love Egyptology stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll have to fly if you go to Egypt.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Take a month off.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll act. You guys would be surprised at how kind I am to the TSA people.

[Christy Lee]

I know you're kind.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I know. Quite the opposite.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just looking for this. Did you. Did we ever do the story about the ancient Egyptian sick notes to not go into work?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

They found some written in hieroglyphics.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. An exhibition in the UK is putting ancient Egyptian sick notes on display. The Made in Ancient Egypt exhibit at the 5th Fitzwilliam Museum. And William Fitz shows the sick notes and work invoices that date back almost 3,500 years. For example, a piece of pottery used for writing details. A list of absence of those working in the Valley of the Kings in ancient Tabis Thebes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Including a worker named Pannabou who was absent one day because he had, quote, been bitten by something. I hope it wasn't one of those snakes that got a hold of Cleopatra.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, boss. I'm not gonna be here today. Yeah, I'm using that thing called a telephone. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hasn't been invented. Yet.

[Christy Lee]

Another inscription of terracotta clay from 1295 to 1186 BCE shows a diagram of the type of window required. Four palms and two fingers wide by five palms high.

[Josh Arnold]

If you guys are out of terracotta. Did you just put cottage cheese in your lasagna? That's a. That's a good substitute. Does anybody have a substitute for comedy? Apparently I do.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a long in the day here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wasn't going going to do that but it got out of control.

[Christy Lee]

A 3, 200 year old receipt for decorating a coffin on display at the museum. It details how on average a complete coffin costs roughly the same as three months wages. Well, they are quite intricate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would think by the time you got done carving the sick note into the rock, you would be over whatever sickness.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. You can, you can just break that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotta be an easier way.

[Tom Griswold]

Depends though when you're typing out. Sorry, I think I have a touch of the black plague. See you next year. That's pretty funny that they just obviously the communication used for day to day stuff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bought some bananas and got bit by a snake. Kind of cool. We have one more great museum story coming up. The Smell Museum.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. This is a real thing and it's actually kind of serious. We'll come back with the story of the Smell Museum but right now it's everything smelling and coming up roses with prize picks.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

That reminds me, Christy where was that museum where all the stuff got stolen in Oakland, California? Well, you were talking about price picks. Talk about getting stuff stolen. Last time I checked, didn't Oakland Good. See the wires got stolen. Let's see. The Oakland A's got stolen. The Oakland Raiders got stolen.

[Bob Kevoian]

They kind of left on their own.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of a. The epicenter of things being ripped off. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Blahnik, etc.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold. The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

You better believe it.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Oskay. Hi. Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks sports desk. This is a samba, a rumba. Tango.

[Christy Lee]

Not a tango.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Sambai Samba would be good.

[Josh Arnold]

A merengue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Meringue.

[Christy Lee]

Chacha.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I found out what fruit they were.

[Christy Lee]

Pie. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Why were we talking about that again?

[Josh Arnold]

Why were you talking? You're acting like it was a conversation among all of us.

[Christy Lee]

None of us were talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you ask what are we talking about again? It's a good bet. You started this weird ass topic. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Alan Bates is provocatively describing how to eat a fig during a picnic with Glenda Jackson in the movie Women in Love. Well, it was 50 years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wouldn't, I wouldn't. With your tongue. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Lovely Oscar winner Glenda Jackson. But it's about you. You would enjoy it. Josh.

[Christy Lee]

It's about what? Please women.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's really even.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Did you watch the movie?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I haven't seen it in ages, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they don't really eat a fig. They don't eat a fruit. He just describes how to eat it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He says the proper way to eat a fig in society is to split it in four. Holding it by the stump, open it so that it's glittering, rosy, moist, honeyed, heavy pedal. You see the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what they're doing? Is that supposed to be erotic?

[Josh Arnold]

I think Glenda Jackson, a young Glenda Jackson has some appeal. There's a. There's a bit of Emma Stone there. So I say thumbs up. I would have teached her how to eat in a fig. So much so that my grammar and.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to check in with Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Before we go. What else you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we were talking about museums. A new exhibition invites visitors to experience history through their noses. The Secret Power of Sense is now open at the Kunst Palast Museum.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I was just talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, well, well.

[Christy Lee]

I guess we in Dusseldorf.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it features. I don't know why we're doing this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. 81 fragrances spread across 37 galleries, tracing more than a thousand years of art and cultural history.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't this cool?

[Josh Arnold]

Does the whole Kuntz Museum smell or.

[Christy Lee]

Each just a wing? Each scent was carefully designed to match its era. Josh. Visitors to the World War I gallery encounter the smell of gunpowder and sulfur. While Reuben 1610 painting Venus and Adonis is a paired. Is paired with roses and civets.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A fragrance that was once thought to be erotic.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's sort of a multi dimensional exhibit.

[Tom Griswold]

It's smart though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

They talk about how sometimes a scent will take you places.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, absolutely. So, scent diffusers. And what is this?

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? The World War I place smells like. What did they say?

[Christy Lee]

Gunpowder and sulfur.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I went to see this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was interesting because the. The 60s. The 60s room. 1960s celebrating that smelled like Willie's house.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Julian Potter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A truly empire.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I went into the suffragette wing and I thought I was out at the docks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did anybody have a incense smell, flavor that you relied on?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Cover up weed or just because.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, just because. You like. Like sandalwood.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I think that's probably.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like a nice sandalwood.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good smell.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

More likely at my house it would be from a candle rather than incense. Incense sticks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Alan, our engineer, is big on the incense. Yeah, it helps over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

And his breath is great too. He's. Oh, he likes all those incense and peppermints. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Ironically, he recorded that song. He produced that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guess what color his alarm clock is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Strawberry.

[Josh Arnold]

Strawberry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Very, very.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are stuck on cumquats. You and Glenda Jackson.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'll teach Glenda Jackson how to eat a kumquat. What a weird sentence.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't think you'd be saying that today, did you? You didn't get up, remember what time it was with Standard Time back and think I'm gonna be talking about Glenda Jackson's kumquat today. That's. That museum. That's really kind of a cool thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yikes. Oh, I guess I'D have to go a little farther back.

[Josh Arnold]

Similar to what Disney does with those rides now where you fly over the orange groves and you smell them.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's so cool. I didn't know that was gonna happen.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you didn't? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great ride.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not necessarily looking forward to their new ride, Mickey's Poop Shoot.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, see, that's tied to history because it's. It's Mickey dressed up as Napoleon and Minnie is Josephine. As you recall from Napoleon's letters, he liked Josephine. Funky.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Unbathed.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to know that.

[Tom Griswold]

There are famous letters from Napoleon. He wants her to not bathe when he gets back.

[Christy Lee]

I thought that the French people didn't bathe in that period anyway, so I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Not sure she was having a period, but whatever it was she was going.

[Jeff Oskay]

For.

[Christy Lee]

I know my audience. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys want to end early or.

[Pat Godwin]

Call it a day?

[Bob Kevoian]

I knocked off an hour ago.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of smells, Alaskan officials say the state's fisheries are being overrun by sea otters.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet that's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing like a cute ecological disaster.

[Christy Lee]

Mason Villarama, the Wrangel Borough city manager.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't have to tell me.

[Christy Lee]

Said the sea otters have really devastated two thirds of the area in southeast Alaska, where there's an abundance of. Of seafood. Officials are now calling on the federal government to make changes to the Marine Mammal Protection act to help curtail the otter population.

[Josh Arnold]

So they're essentially saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that translates. That translates to what, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Kill them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Start shooting.

[Christy Lee]

Boy otters. Not enough food.

[Bob Kevoian]

Otters are cute. Oh, dude, they. They hold each other's hand when they float so they don't float away.

[Tom Griswold]

Would that make.

[Christy Lee]

They put their little babies on their.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have a rock. They have a pocket where they keep a rock.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

That they use to knock the shells open. Did you know that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just in case.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, would that make a good jacket? I mean, if they. If they got waterproof. What is the word? These. Culling. Is that the term that they use to.

[Josh Arnold]

When you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Reduce.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kill otters or kill anything, really.

[Tom Griswold]

But would that. Would there be. Can you eat them or use the fur for something?

[Josh Arnold]

Something.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm sure they're furred. Make a nice car.

[Bob Kevoian]

I better make a nice hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

But as you point out, Josh, it's a cute infestation.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. That. That's important.

[Pat Godwin]

They're playful, you know, I want a seafood diet. Christy, did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm on a seafood diet.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. What?

[Christy Lee]

What do you see?

[Tom Griswold]

Food.

[Pat Godwin]

Fish and crab and lobster. Oh, we thought we expected a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Why break? Press it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think we are all were expecting a job.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you already go. If I see food, I eat it. You know, one of the classics said.

[Pat Godwin]

I was having a conversation. I have lobster.

[Josh Arnold]

Not everything is comedy, right, Pat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it should be.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. So much. Less of that tomorrow. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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