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Episode: November 4, 2025

Overview

The November 4, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the signature blend of comedy, news, cultural banter, and sports commentary that listeners know and love. Today’s episode is particularly memorable for its deep dive into slang terms for genitalia—both male and female—sparked by a psychological study on how women’s preferred terminology relates to their feelings about sex. The cast also riffs on holiday candy (specifically the "Chunky" bar), oddball sports records, retro TV and movie references, new product launches, and everyday irritations like road rage and holiday soda flavors. Kostaki Economopoulos joins remotely to preview his journey to Berlin for a special NFL game and a moving family reunion.

Main Cast

• Tom Griswold: Host and lead instigator, often setting up quirky debates or cultural observations.
• Chick McGee: Sports desk anchor and first responder to Tom's ramblings.
• Christy Lee: News anchor, often injecting common sense and keeping stories on track.
• Josh Arnold: Comic relief, contrarian, and the king of double entendres.
• Pat Godwin: Music and song parodies.
• Kostaki Economopoulos: Comedian and NFL correspondent, reporting in this episode on the road.
• Jess Hooker: Additional commentary (joins second half).

Key Segments & Timestamps

1. The Time Channel Parody (01:22-04:23)

• Premise: Imaginary cable channel dedicated only to announcing the time.
• Highlights:
  • Callers ask: “What time is it?” “You’re watching the Time Channel.”
  • “We got nothing but time. In no time at all, we know you’ll be having the time of your life…” (Tom Griswold, 03:18)

2. Genital Slang, Language & Sexual Attitudes (07:00-11:00; 19:00-30:00)

• Prompted by a Study: How women name their genitals is tied to sexual well-being and comfort.
• Discussion: Cliff’s notes on clinical, childish, vulgar, and euphemistic terms.
• Favorite Terms:
  • “The panty hamster,” “vajayjay,” “garage,” “cha cha,” “happy clam,” “whispering eye,” and “the altar of Venus.”
  • Male terms include: “todger,” “John Thomas,” “dick,” “schlong,” “dong,” “love gun,” and the completely implausible “paste thrower.”
  • “Alter of Venus. That’s so grand…” (Pat Godwin, 26:51)
• Key Insight:
  • Using childish terms like "hoo-ha" is linked to negative feelings about genitals.
  • Using vulgar terms correlates to greater sexual pleasure and confidence. (Christy Lee, 107:29)

3. Food & Candy: The Great Chunky Debate (15:28, 40:12, 48:43)

• Tom insists “Chunky” bars are underappreciated holiday candy.
  • Group initially scoffs; then tastes and recants.
  • “This is really good. … Very. I think I’ll open wide for Chunky a little bit more.” (Tom Griswold, 44:45)
• Hometown candy nostalgia from listeners (40:41, 51:12).
• Comparisons: Chunky bar’s caloric content, ingredients, and packaging.

4. Sports & Guinness Records (13:05; 48:29; 73:44)

• NFL Recap: Cardinals beat Cowboys; World Series ratings.
• Guinness Feats:
  • Ice cream thrown and caught in a cone—over 55 feet, with debate about “integrity” of the scoop.
  • “If you watch it again, there’s a bit of ice cream that goes to his left like a dollop. … It does not maintain its integrity.” (Josh Arnold, 76:05)

5. News & Themed Holidays (53:32, 132:06)

• No Nut November:
  • Is it healthy? Latest research says… not really.
  • “Doctors remind men that normal sexual activity is a healthy part of life. There’s no reason to go cold turkey unless you want to.” (Christy Lee, 132:43)
• Movember, Dry January, and other “challenge” months discussed.

6. Kostaki Economopoulos: NFL in Berlin & Emotional Family Story (87:00-100:00)

• The Story: Kostaki heads to Berlin for NFL game & to meet Jurgen, whose bone marrow donation saved his brother’s life. “He matched 2 out of 16 million. That’s how hard it is to find a match.” (88:11)
• Also: Previews of his comedy gigs and Falcons/Colts NFL trivia.

7. Emails, Road Rage, & Listener Letters (37:41; 61:19; 80:45)

• Fan birthday shoutouts; snail mail from Andy Griffith Show club.
  • “You’re opening our mail?” “That’s a federal offense!” (39:02)
• Truckers report sight gags: e.g., a driver playing trumpet at 70 mph.
• Road rage gripes: delivery drivers speeding; neighborhood hazards.

8. Pop Culture, Movie & TV Throwbacks (04:34, Throughout)

• “Stalag 17,” "Shawshank Redemption," “Great Escape,” “Frankenstein,” “Hotel Transylvania,” and “Barnabas” from “Dark Shadows” all referenced.
• Extended riffs on Hogan’s Heroes, McHale’s Navy, and nostalgia for “candy from your childhood.”

9. Pat Godwin’s Song Parody: “Sweet, Sweet Portie to Me” (25:45; 129:36)

• A Billy Joel-style tribute to creative genital names.
  • “There’s a million funny names for the penis / Women got beaver box, the altar of Venus…” (Pat Godwin, 130:03)

10. Miscellaneous Highlights

• Medical/sexual jokes: Home prostate exams, proper terminology at your doctor’s office.
• Fashion banter: Wide whale corduroy “shackets.”
• Listener quickies: The reality of multitasking while urinating.
• Holiday news: Macy’s Thanksgiving parade, new vanilla Coke flavor (“It’s just… vanilla Coke again!”), and pop culture tie-ins (K-pop, Cool & the Gang).
• Foot fetish news: A Hollywood shoemaker preserves wooden molds of the feet of Golden Age stars (Elizabeth Taylor, Liza Minnelli, etc.).
• Radio show merch: Launch of Bob & Tom holiday sweatshirts and trucker hats.

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “The Time Channel. We’ve got nothing but time. In no time at all, we know you’ll be having the time of your life on the Time Channel.” — Tom Griswold (03:18)
• “I call it my—nevermind.” — Christy Lee, on slang for genitals (08:03)
• “Panty hamster.” — Tom Griswold (08:20)
• “Open wide for Chunky when we return.” — Tom Griswold (16:17)
• “Did you ever call it your todger?” — Tom Griswold (22:33)
• “Would it be a turnoff for a guy to hear another guy’s name referred to as his wang?” — Christy Lee (23:16)
• “My last boyfriend called it the Dave. It’s only annoying when she says, show me that Jamal.” — Josh Arnold (23:27)
• “In the bedroom, how do you feel about the use of daddy or mommy? ...I prefer Mr.” — Tom/Chick (24:34)
• “Every woman names their vagina something, but it’s sweet, sweet portie to me.” — Pat Godwin, Song (26:08)
• “If you did the kind of stuff [otters] do to each other, you’d end up in prison.” — Listener email (65:11)
• “Chunky. This is the tasty thing!... This is the second best thing I’ve ever had in my mouth.” — Chick McGee (45:54)
• “That’s a tasty treat—fur burgers are fun to eat.” — Christy Lee, in a parody jingle (55:00)
• “Doctors remind men that normal sexual activity is a healthy part of life. There’s no reason to go cold turkey unless you want to.” — Christy Lee on No Nut November (132:43)
• “May I introduce you to Lord Anthony?” — Josh Arnold, on nicknames for the male member (151:27)
• “You should refer to your private parts as ‘the Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker’ at your doctor’s.” — Josh Arnold (116:20)
• “Kate Winslet—a size 12 shoe, man, ladies. Size 12!” — Chick McGee on Hollywood foot molds (160:41)

Tone & Style

• Irreverent, quick-witted, conversational.
• A mix of mischief, wordplay, camaraderie, and playful bickering.
• Frequent digressions and callbacks to earlier jokes.
• Pop culture and sports trivia woven effortlessly throughout.

Conclusion

This episode is quintessential BOB & TOM: playful, offbeat, and intermittently educational (sometimes in spite of itself). Standout moments include the anatomical slang deep dive—which manages to be both hilarious and rooted in real psychological study—the successful redemption of the maligned “Chunky” bar, and a moving real-world segment featuring Kostaki’s family story. Fans of comedy, sports, banter, and cultural trivia won’t want to miss it.

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