The BOB & TOM Show - November 4, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: November 4, 2025

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Overview

The November 4, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the signature blend of comedy, news, cultural banter, and sports commentary that listeners know and love. Today’s episode is particularly memorable for its deep dive into slang terms for genitalia—both male and female—sparked by a psychological study on how women’s preferred terminology relates to their feelings about sex. The cast also riffs on holiday candy (specifically the "Chunky" bar), oddball sports records, retro TV and movie references, new product launches, and everyday irritations like road rage and holiday soda flavors. Kostaki Economopoulos joins remotely to preview his journey to Berlin for a special NFL game and a moving family reunion.

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Main Cast

• Tom Griswold: Host and lead instigator, often setting up quirky debates or cultural observations.
• Chick McGee: Sports desk anchor and first responder to Tom's ramblings.
• Christy Lee: News anchor, often injecting common sense and keeping stories on track.
• Josh Arnold: Comic relief, contrarian, and the king of double entendres.
• Pat Godwin: Music and song parodies.
• Kostaki Economopoulos: Comedian and NFL correspondent, reporting in this episode on the road.
• Jess Hooker: Additional commentary (joins second half).

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Key Segments & Timestamps

1. The Time Channel Parody (01:22-04:23)

• Premise: Imaginary cable channel dedicated only to announcing the time.
• Highlights:
  • Callers ask: “What time is it?” “You’re watching the Time Channel.”
  • “We got nothing but time. In no time at all, we know you’ll be having the time of your life…” (Tom Griswold, 03:18)

2. Genital Slang, Language & Sexual Attitudes (07:00-11:00; 19:00-30:00)

• Prompted by a Study: How women name their genitals is tied to sexual well-being and comfort.
• Discussion: Cliff’s notes on clinical, childish, vulgar, and euphemistic terms.
• Favorite Terms:
  • “The panty hamster,” “vajayjay,” “garage,” “cha cha,” “happy clam,” “whispering eye,” and “the altar of Venus.”
  • Male terms include: “todger,” “John Thomas,” “dick,” “schlong,” “dong,” “love gun,” and the completely implausible “paste thrower.”
  • “Alter of Venus. That’s so grand…” (Pat Godwin, 26:51)
• Key Insight:
  • Using childish terms like "hoo-ha" is linked to negative feelings about genitals.
  • Using vulgar terms correlates to greater sexual pleasure and confidence. (Christy Lee, 107:29)

3. Food & Candy: The Great Chunky Debate (15:28, 40:12, 48:43)

• Tom insists “Chunky” bars are underappreciated holiday candy.
  • Group initially scoffs; then tastes and recants.
  • “This is really good. … Very. I think I’ll open wide for Chunky a little bit more.” (Tom Griswold, 44:45)
• Hometown candy nostalgia from listeners (40:41, 51:12).
• Comparisons: Chunky bar’s caloric content, ingredients, and packaging.

4. Sports & Guinness Records (13:05; 48:29; 73:44)

• NFL Recap: Cardinals beat Cowboys; World Series ratings.
• Guinness Feats:
  • Ice cream thrown and caught in a cone—over 55 feet, with debate about “integrity” of the scoop.
  • “If you watch it again, there’s a bit of ice cream that goes to his left like a dollop. … It does not maintain its integrity.” (Josh Arnold, 76:05)

5. News & Themed Holidays (53:32, 132:06)

• No Nut November:
  • Is it healthy? Latest research says… not really.
  • “Doctors remind men that normal sexual activity is a healthy part of life. There’s no reason to go cold turkey unless you want to.” (Christy Lee, 132:43)
• Movember, Dry January, and other “challenge” months discussed.

6. Kostaki Economopoulos: NFL in Berlin & Emotional Family Story (87:00-100:00)

• The Story: Kostaki heads to Berlin for NFL game & to meet Jurgen, whose bone marrow donation saved his brother’s life. “He matched 2 out of 16 million. That’s how hard it is to find a match.” (88:11)
• Also: Previews of his comedy gigs and Falcons/Colts NFL trivia.

7. Emails, Road Rage, & Listener Letters (37:41; 61:19; 80:45)

• Fan birthday shoutouts; snail mail from Andy Griffith Show club.
  • “You’re opening our mail?” “That’s a federal offense!” (39:02)
• Truckers report sight gags: e.g., a driver playing trumpet at 70 mph.
• Road rage gripes: delivery drivers speeding; neighborhood hazards.

8. Pop Culture, Movie & TV Throwbacks (04:34, Throughout)

• “Stalag 17,” "Shawshank Redemption," “Great Escape,” “Frankenstein,” “Hotel Transylvania,” and “Barnabas” from “Dark Shadows” all referenced.
• Extended riffs on Hogan’s Heroes, McHale’s Navy, and nostalgia for “candy from your childhood.”

9. Pat Godwin’s Song Parody: “Sweet, Sweet Portie to Me” (25:45; 129:36)

• A Billy Joel-style tribute to creative genital names.
  • “There’s a million funny names for the penis / Women got beaver box, the altar of Venus…” (Pat Godwin, 130:03)

10. Miscellaneous Highlights

• Medical/sexual jokes: Home prostate exams, proper terminology at your doctor’s office.
• Fashion banter: Wide whale corduroy “shackets.”
• Listener quickies: The reality of multitasking while urinating.
• Holiday news: Macy’s Thanksgiving parade, new vanilla Coke flavor (“It’s just… vanilla Coke again!”), and pop culture tie-ins (K-pop, Cool & the Gang).
• Foot fetish news: A Hollywood shoemaker preserves wooden molds of the feet of Golden Age stars (Elizabeth Taylor, Liza Minnelli, etc.).
• Radio show merch: Launch of Bob & Tom holiday sweatshirts and trucker hats.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “The Time Channel. We’ve got nothing but time. In no time at all, we know you’ll be having the time of your life on the Time Channel.” — Tom Griswold (03:18)
• “I call it my—nevermind.” — Christy Lee, on slang for genitals (08:03)
• “Panty hamster.” — Tom Griswold (08:20)
• “Open wide for Chunky when we return.” — Tom Griswold (16:17)
• “Did you ever call it your todger?” — Tom Griswold (22:33)
• “Would it be a turnoff for a guy to hear another guy’s name referred to as his wang?” — Christy Lee (23:16)
• “My last boyfriend called it the Dave. It’s only annoying when she says, show me that Jamal.” — Josh Arnold (23:27)
• “In the bedroom, how do you feel about the use of daddy or mommy? ...I prefer Mr.” — Tom/Chick (24:34)
• “Every woman names their vagina something, but it’s sweet, sweet portie to me.” — Pat Godwin, Song (26:08)
• “If you did the kind of stuff [otters] do to each other, you’d end up in prison.” — Listener email (65:11)
• “Chunky. This is the tasty thing!... This is the second best thing I’ve ever had in my mouth.” — Chick McGee (45:54)
• “That’s a tasty treat—fur burgers are fun to eat.” — Christy Lee, in a parody jingle (55:00)
• “Doctors remind men that normal sexual activity is a healthy part of life. There’s no reason to go cold turkey unless you want to.” — Christy Lee on No Nut November (132:43)
• “May I introduce you to Lord Anthony?” — Josh Arnold, on nicknames for the male member (151:27)
• “You should refer to your private parts as ‘the Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker’ at your doctor’s.” — Josh Arnold (116:20)
• “Kate Winslet—a size 12 shoe, man, ladies. Size 12!” — Chick McGee on Hollywood foot molds (160:41)

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, quick-witted, conversational.
• A mix of mischief, wordplay, camaraderie, and playful bickering.
• Frequent digressions and callbacks to earlier jokes.
• Pop culture and sports trivia woven effortlessly throughout.

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Conclusion

This episode is quintessential BOB & TOM: playful, offbeat, and intermittently educational (sometimes in spite of itself). Standout moments include the anatomical slang deep dive—which manages to be both hilarious and rooted in real psychological study—the successful redemption of the maligned “Chunky” bar, and a moving real-world segment featuring Kostaki’s family story. Fans of comedy, sports, banter, and cultural trivia won’t want to miss it.

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Transcript

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[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure, you've got cable tv. You've seen all those news channels and sports channels, the weather channel, the cooking channel. But now the Bob and Tom Cable Television Group, a division of Frigamal Industries, is proud to present the time channel 24 hours a day, seven days a week. You're watching the Time Channel and looks.

[Chick McGee]

Like we've got a caller. Hello, you're on here. Hi, yeah, this is Jimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

What time is it? It's 1121. Thanks. Love the show. Sure thing.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go to line two, see what's on your mind. Hello, Time Channel. Hi, I'm sorry, the last guy kind of stole my thunder. You already answered my question.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean about the time?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was going to ask what time it was. You said 1121, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, actually, caller, we've got an update on that. It's now 1122.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Great. I love the sh. Thanks for the call.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like we've got just time to take one or two more calls here. Go ahead, caller. Yeah, hey, I've been watching the show since 1104 and maybe you guys covered.

[Chick McGee]

This earlier, but what day is it today?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, caller, you're looking for the Day channel.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the Time Channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Check your local cable listings for that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry, my bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Could I possibly get somebody to scream these calls? And listen, a quick reminder for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Viewers, I'm gonna be on vacation next week, so be sure to tune same time, same station for the best of time. Gonna be reliving some of the best Moments. It's the Time Channel. You won't want to miss Military Monday, where all times, all day long are given in military time starting at 0100 hours, a tribute to our fighting men and women. It's the Time.

[Chick McGee]

Channel.

[Tom Griswold]

We got nothing but time. In no time at all, we know you'll be having the time of your life on the Time channel.

[Announcer]

It's now 11:25.

[Tom Griswold]

From Bob and Tom Cable Television, a division of Frig and All Industries. Hey, I've got to go. I'm out of time. Hey, how's this killing time?

[Chick McGee]

Your time may vary. Check local listings. It's now 1126. This is where Tom comes in. And that's not really the time. Check local listings. What time it is where you are right now. We don't want to confuse anybody. Right, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know if it's that time anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I don't. Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at your watch.

[Chick McGee]

Paris.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hi there. Good morning from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

It's five o' clock somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the ih Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee at the Pro Pick sports desk. Coming up later this morning, Kostaki with the latest NFL look. See?

[Tom Griswold]

Kistaki is about to leave for Berlin, Germany.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

To watch his favorite team, the Falcons, take on the Colts. In Berlin.

[Chick McGee]

In Berlin.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to. Can we isolate that from stall 17?

[Chick McGee]

William Holden says it to Peter Graves.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was six o' clock in Berlin. Whatever the.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever the line is my family and I were having. Sitting. Just sitting down to dinner, huh? In Berlin.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we're talking about Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. You see dames, huh?

[Christy Lee]

What, 17 bras?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, not to be confused. Stalag 13, of course, Hogan's Heroes. Ah, there should be a.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a German prison? A stalag.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Okay, World War II. A prisoner of war camp. And then you've got. You've got your PT109, which of course is John Kennedy's PT boat. And then PT73, that's Quentin McHale, of course, from McHale's Navy. We should. There should be a chart of all the famous.

[Christy Lee]

I know you won't care about this, but over the weekend I finally saw Shawshank Redemption.

[Tom Griswold]

I do care. That's a great movie.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it was a very Good movie. I didn't expect it to end the way it did. I was very happy. Yeah, I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that movie would have done a lot better at the box office if it had a better title. Yeah, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because you don't know what it really means.

[Tom Griswold]

The title was a turn off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt and not. I can't believe that they wouldn't go see a movie because the tire. That's really disappointing.

[Tom Griswold]

There's research on this.

[Chick McGee]

I know, I know, and I know you're right. And I.

[Tom Griswold]

But the point is, it is a great movie. If you get a chance, watch it.

[Christy Lee]

So now I have to watch Stalag 17.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a. Yeah, there's a famous.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Peter Graves is. Is a. Is a German plant.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, don't tell me all about it. Was Steve McQueen in one where there's a Great Escape? I saw that one.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody's in the Great Escape.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen that. That's a good movie.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's some. McQueen did the stunt, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

The motorcycle.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did he really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. I don't know. There's some backstory on that one, but we don't need to get to that. We had a lot to do today. Christy, we have an interesting story about. Well, let me do it. Let me do it backwards. Do you know what the term Yanni means?

[Christy Lee]

Yanni? Yeah. Bad music. Go on.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not so sure she said bad music. Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not. I don't know much about the artist known as Johnny, but that's not what it means. How about bean?

[Christy Lee]

Bean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, same. These are. These are slang terms for the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know what that is. That's a lady's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Man in the boat. The little bean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And there's a. We have a really interesting study about what a woman. How do I word this? How a woman refers to that area and how that may correlate. Correlate. Thank you. With her sexual activities and sexual pleasure.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I call it my. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll get to it. I also do. I do have a list here of slang terms. I mean, we know a lot. A lot of them I'd never heard before.

[Christy Lee]

For a lady's. Hooah.

[Tom Griswold]

The meow.

[Christy Lee]

No. Well, that's. You get that from Kitty.

[Tom Griswold]

The nani.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The panty hamster.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I hadn't heard that.

[Christy Lee]

Panty hamster.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. See you next Tuesday.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You've heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's way famous. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he said it yesterday. In here.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe so. Is that something that a woman would say about her own.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not necessarily.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just a funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the cha cha. Yeah, I can't even read half these. The business casual.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

The happy clam. The garage.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's one.

[Josh Arnold]

Garage in England.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Garage in England.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. The wap.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that was made famous.

[Tom Griswold]

That was made famous by the song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think that was invented by the song. Nobody was saying wap before that song.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad you said that because I thought the same thing. I never heard that before.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Here we go. The bajingo. Isn't that what that guy says on.

[Josh Arnold]

That's bazinga.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, bazinga. Yeah, bajingo. Sounds like something you shout out at a competition and you win when you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like when you're playing bingo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hey, bajingo. The foof. Anybody?

[Announcer]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, yeah, I'm laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is the one Oprah made famous. The vajayjay. Ah, I've heard of the whole.

[Chick McGee]

They call it the who and the Nani.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, that's on here. Yeah. The dude Below deck. I guess. That's for you. That's for you. That's for you. Ladies that sail. Hey, you want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Or. It is a popular show.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess you want to go below that.

[Chick McGee]

It is a crazy popular show, right?

[Christy Lee]

Have you watched it? Man, there's a lot going on on that show.

[Tom Griswold]

The Whispering Eye. What?

[Christy Lee]

You're kidding me.

[Tom Griswold]

You've heard that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah, I have, too. It's. That is. Man, I feel like that's how Poe would say.

[Chick McGee]

Or.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like a novel by Ian Fleming. James Bond and the Whispering Eye. The Velvet Underground. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

And is that where that comes from? Are they making a vagina joke?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, the. The name of the band comes from a novel.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That. The band didn't make up that phrase. It's the title of a novel. The Mini. The Pocketbook.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't like the Mini Minis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The Tulip.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Pink Taco. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. There's a famous restaurant called the Pink.

[Josh Arnold]

Taco, and it wasn't bad. I. I don't know that they're open anymore.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they are either. I. I ate there before.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I went to one in Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

I went to one in la.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hang on. Christy ate at the.

[Pat Godwin]

You ate there in college.

[Christy Lee]

I am talking about the restaurant in Los Angeles.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the restaurant in Miami Beach? The Pink.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called the Pink.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a great place. Yeah, I used to. I drank a lot of iced tea in that place.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, you're quite the partier dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have particularly good iced tea?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. You'd sit out on the porch and the great. One of the great. I had to go to Miami a lot for a while there. And great coffee, let me tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Cuban, they know what they're doing. And also that was the petito, the milkshakes. Very tasty. I wonder if anybody's ever called their mommy parts their petito.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd go for that. Extra sugar. That's the key. Oh, and ice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you like? It's that sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the cubes. The Cuban. Cuban milkshake. You throw a lot of ice cubes in that and then you put it in the blender. Oh, delightful.

[Chick McGee]

What's the name of that. That Cuban bustello. That Cuban coffee. Is that Cuban. Something like that. Comes in a yellow and black can or is that chock full of nuts? I'm sorry, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Comes in a yellow and black chock full and hut. Slang too.

[Chick McGee]

Is it okay if. Coming up. Yellow and black can.

[Tom Griswold]

A chock full of nuts was sort of the Starbucks before there was Starbucks in New York, and then it never took off.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh. It is bestello now.

[Tom Griswold]

But anyways, coming up, we have the. The connection between what words the ladies use and what. What. How that relates to their sexuality according to this interesting, interesting survey.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We also have our letters coming up. Also coming up, we have interesting words in the world of slang, not just for the lady parts, but for the boys club as well. We'll get to some of those. And we have a couple very interesting things going on in the world of news, in the world of sports. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

That's a great question. Oh, Monday Night Football. Last night, Cardinals beat the Dallas Cowboys at Jerry World 27:17. Good man Jacoby Brissette led the Cardinals. He threw for two touchdowns, ran for another. Cowboys just could not get it together. One of the touchdowns, they score, only one touchdown from the offense. The other was a block punt. The Dodgers already had their World Series parade. Anybody ever call it a block, a blocked punt. On that list, a muff. You know you can't have dance enough. You remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

You can't.

[Chick McGee]

What? You can't advance a muff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you can't?

[Chick McGee]

No. Remember that the punt. If you drop, you can't run the ball in or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

The rule is you can.

[Josh Arnold]

It just.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, we have feet in Hollywood. Fascinating news story. Yeah, fascinating if you're Quentin Tarantino. But right now we have Chick McGee talking about prize picks.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. By the way, we have. I have just been informed of several other terms, both for the ladies and the gents, which may lead to a special request. Oh, also, ladies and gentlemen, I brought in some of my leftover candy, including. Ladies and gentlemen, the you'll notice you were disputing when I said Chunkies.

[Christy Lee]

That is the biggest Chunky I've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the candy bar known as Chunky, which most of you denied.

[Chick McGee]

What's the calorie count on the back?

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious. This now it says on the front 150 calories. Oh, that's reasonable.

[Chick McGee]

Then you see serving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Per 1/4 bar. This is 600 calories.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

What is. How big is that? This is the size of what it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Like the post its stack of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a good.

[Tom Griswold]

But now I thought we might break this up and try it. If you guys would like to quote, open wide for Chunky when we return.

[Chick McGee]

Choco Chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

And we will return to these places, which are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And thank you for listening to us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show at the SILAC insurance news desk. What do you got there?

[Christy Lee]

Hot chocolate, A little tea.

[Chick McGee]

A little tea with you? You're spilling it into your mouth. What kind? Earl Gray breakfast, A good morning breakfast tea, decaf or. The pieces of scrambled egg in there? What do you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Sausage chunks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's nice. Sounds good. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat's got a song. He's chomping at the bit. Champ. The bit. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it champing or chomping?

[Josh Arnold]

Champing. No, you. You got it right. It's champing.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

It's chomping at the bit.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Champ.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of people get that wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can see why.

[Christy Lee]

What is champing mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Bit goes in your mouth. You chomp on it.

[Christy Lee]

You chomp on it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, champ is someone who's good at. And they win. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

There are homonyms involved. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Look, don't, don't start getting anti gay on me here.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, that would be homonym phobic.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there is a Champy, though, like, like Champlain.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

A monster like Loch Ness.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very compelling evidence for Champy.

[Chick McGee]

Champy. He's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

A great athlete. Frank Champy.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard of him.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard one. I laughed and I went, ah. If Tom were here, we Would. We'd look at each other and laugh and laugh on the news. It was like a true crime type story. This guy goes, yes. And her head was decapitated as opposed to her feet.

[Chick McGee]

You remember Champ Bailey, cornerback for Georgia and also played for Washington and Denver. His. His name was Champ.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

And his brother's name was Boss Man. Boss Bailey. Champ Bailey. They were.

[Christy Lee]

Dad wanted football players, didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They were bad men or gunslingers. Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Frank Champe was the famous quarterback for Harvard University in the Harvard Yale game of 68 that ended up tied at the.

[Christy Lee]

For God.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something.

[Tom Griswold]

They scored 16 points in 42 seconds. And the headline was Harvard beats Yale.

[Chick McGee]

I was in the shower this morning and I was reviewing 2929 performance yesterday and I thought, you know, I was a bit hard on Tom yesterday and I was going to go in there. I'm going to go in there today and I'm going to give him all the grace that I can muster. Well, you just wait.

[Tom Griswold]

You brought up Frank Harvard prick.

[Christy Lee]

He gave me a story today that I. This person I've asked everyone I know and no one knows her.

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard of Frank Champy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just a famous college football.

[Chick McGee]

What is it the famous Yale Beach.

[Tom Griswold]

Harvard or Harvard Harvard Beach Yale. 2929 or something like that?

[Chick McGee]

2928 or so? No, 2929.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a tie. But they won. They. They scored all these points.

[Chick McGee]

It was a. Tommy Lee Jones was on one of the teams. I forget which.

[Tom Griswold]

Harvard.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, where was I? Oh, we were discussing slang terms before we get to our letters, by the way, discussing slang terms for the lady parts.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we have a really interesting article about what phrase a woman uses and how that may correlate with her sexual.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think it makes sense and I think it's certainly in the context where you use it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I mean, without giving. I don't want to get too personal. Do you have a term that you. You with your physician. Would you say your.

[Christy Lee]

I would say my vagina. I would use a medical term. Yes. I'm not going to say that in the boudoir. I'm going to go boudoir.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds boo. Putting the boo in boudoir dress.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not going to go to my. I'm not going to.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you mind if I ask is there a term you do use or do you. You could just say, I don't want to share it. If you don't want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's see. What about this? Would you call it the same thing in the bedroom as you would in the doctor's office?

[Christy Lee]

God, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely not.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's not.

[Christy Lee]

Sexy. Is that sexy to you? If I said my vagina, I'd at.

[Josh Arnold]

Least know that she was semi educated.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Which in your case would certainly be a thrill. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

And it's. Yeah, yeah. And it's also a welcome change from her saying her penis. That's always alarming.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Thailand style.

[Chick McGee]

My daughter's told me about this and I'm not supposed to mention it ever again, but I have to. When she was like five or six, we used the proper medical term for everything, but she thought we were saying vagina with an F. Oh, okay. She'd say, oh, Austin Powers. Yeah, yeah. So she. A lot of China that to this day it's a family joke. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that Austin Powers movie that. That is one of the great to me laugh out loud movies. The first time I saw it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, those are great.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought they were.

[Chick McGee]

So allow myself to introduce.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, we. We have this list of slang terms and we also have some for the late for the men. Excuse me, me that. Did you ever call it your todger?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's very bright.

[Pat Godwin]

Always like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think sometimes they use just male names. The most common, of course, probably Dick or Peter.

[Josh Arnold]

I like. In Britain too, they'll say John Thomas. They give it a first and last name.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Standing Hampton.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that a Sammy Hagar album? This call, they call it the Dave, the Peter, the Mike, the Steve, the Dave. Yeah, I. Again, these are. This is a list of the. The standard ones. The schlong, the Dong, the Wang.

[Chick McGee]

Are we away from the ladies? I just got.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I just want to. I'll read one more. This. I may have to start using this.

[Christy Lee]

Would it be a turn off for a guy to hear another guy's name referred to his wang.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, if she went, hey, show me your Dave.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My last boyfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

It's only annoying when she says, show me that. Jamal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, okay. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

How often do you think it happens that somebody calls the other person by the wrong name or the past name or.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, why you got to keep it simple.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean in front? In. In fragrant electo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a. That's a.

[Chick McGee]

You know, like I would say.

[Christy Lee]

Not even go there.

[Chick McGee]

Like I would accidentally say to whoever I'm Oh, Josh, you know stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Remind.

[Tom Griswold]

Reminding you of that great time you.

[Josh Arnold]

I only did it in an argument.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, me too.

[Josh Arnold]

I said my ex's last. Or I said my ex's name during an argument with you.

[Chick McGee]

She knew it was your ex.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just say it. Oh, yes. And it did not help the argument.

[Christy Lee]

I would rather you do it in an argument than in the bedroom.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

I think that to me would be like, well, he's so mad. He's thinking about her.

[Josh Arnold]

That explanation didn't fly.

[Pat Godwin]

It didn't at all.

[Chick McGee]

You saddled it up and tried to write it in.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and I'm sorry. I just. I'm not used to fighting with you. But I was used to fighting. Don't say her name again.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a nice. That's a great spin, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but that was a good save. I get credit.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was the truth too.

[Tom Griswold]

In the bedroom, how do you feel about the use of daddy or Mommy? Well, no, yeah, I'm a big. No.

[Chick McGee]

I think there's a. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's just kidding around. I prefer Mr. No, that I. I can. I know of a case they were not getting around. And it was. Was.

[Josh Arnold]

Ooh.

[Chick McGee]

And I insist on Mr. But in a New York accent.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, mister.

[Chick McGee]

You know, stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an erection killer.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to sleep with Ellen Green from Little Shop of Horrors.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

It's an erection killer. But you loved Fran Drescher. Yeah, but I. I mean, that's how she spoke.

[Tom Griswold]

I lived in New York too long.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey, mister. Do me like a. Do me like a telephone, you know. Enter pound, pound, pound, pound.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. Okay, now, before we move on to Pat's song, I'd never. This one. This is for the male member. The disco stick. What the hell? Has anyone ever used that?

[Christy Lee]

I've heard it in a song.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A straw that you'd use cocaine for, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it does My disco stick. The third leg, the banana, the rooster, the trouser steak. But, Pat, you have something for the ladies?

[Pat Godwin]

Little Billy Joel tribute.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you like that?

[Pat Godwin]

What's the matter with calling it the. The P word is a sexy or way too crude. Maybe I should call your mommy. Parts of peach when you're standing there completely nude Some ladies call the clam dipper.

[Josh Arnold]

Hoo ha.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't see the goods till you spend a lot of moolah. Every woman names their vagina something but.

[Josh Arnold]

It'S sweet Sweet pudding to me.

[Pat Godwin]

In the UK they call it a fanny. In the States, it's a honey pot. Be careful when you call it punani. You're gonna get slapped a lot. There's a million funny names for the penis women. Got Beaver box. The Altar of Venus. Cooch, Cooter, Deli meat, Lady, Garden wizards. Leave a sweet, sweet py to me. I don't care what you call it. I just want to ball it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's sweet, sweet, potty to me. Christy recoiled. Alter Venus is hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Alter Venus.

[Pat Godwin]

Alter of Venus. That's my.

[Josh Arnold]

One of my favorites. Yes. I've never heard so grand. Delinquent. Oh, the Altar of Venus.

[Christy Lee]

I like that. I think I'm going to start using that.

[Pat Godwin]

That is terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't think that would be spoken.

[Chick McGee]

That implies a wor. A worship almost.

[Christy Lee]

You don't think that's so sex and.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. But I don't think it would be something that would actually be said. Except if you were reading a poem.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

To the. To the. The King's court.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the Queen's Altar of Venus.

[Christy Lee]

I like that a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

You get the word, you say it wrong in front of the king and. Hey, how's your tunnel of love there? King Boom. Head off.

[Josh Arnold]

Get your head decapitated.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. A couple of other ones. The. The Cooter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And isn't. What am I? Wasn't there a TV character called Cooter.

[Chick McGee]

On Dukes of Hazard?

[Tom Griswold]

Duke's a Hazzard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Shaky Puddin. Remember that? We've talked about that. That's from a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

The Whiskey Biscuit.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Whisker. Biscuit.

[Chick McGee]

Whisker.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is. So this is a misprint, then.

[Josh Arnold]

I think for your eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm reading it right here. It says with those eyes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And that brain, we all get to.

[Chick McGee]

A point where we need reading glasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, this one's the South.

[Chick McGee]

Mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Jimmy Hart.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like the South.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care. And then, of course, the classiest one, the Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker.

[Josh Arnold]

That's hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever heard that?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course not. I'm so stupid. Boy, did you get a look at her? Black and Decker.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. These are the ones that. These are the ones that show up on things like Reddit that no one has ever actually used.

[Christy Lee]

These are names guys give the women.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Call themselves that.

[Tom Griswold]

The Pom Pom. Is that British? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

P u m. P u m. I never heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what the little Drummer boy called it. I'm not proud of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Between her legs. How about this one?

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

God, some of these are so awful. Once again, these are slang terms for the lady parts. The spelunking zone, silly. No one would ever use it. The Itching Jenny. Itching Jenny sounds like a locomotive.

[Christy Lee]

You need to go see your doctor.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't Itching Jenny win the Belmont two years ago?

[Chick McGee]

Down the stretch they come and.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know this. Did this precede the band, the term the Flaming Lips?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that where the band gets their name?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, but I guess.

[Pat Godwin]

I think band first before the slang.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Once. No. When a lady gets excited.

[Tom Griswold]

The aforementioned panty hamster. Again, I.

[Josh Arnold]

This hatchet wound in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if a physician used these terms? You walk into the office, Christy had some issue, and you've got a new doctor. Well, let's. First we have to examine the panty hamster. Would you just get up and walk out?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What does the doctor say when you're in the office? What do they call it if they say, how's your.

[Tom Griswold]

They use the medical term.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they use.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What if it were a particular area of that. Of the spelunking zone, like the man in the boat?

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

How would they call it? That word? Would you say the same thing in a doctor's office than you would in the bedroom? I think the answer. If the answer is yes, that's totally okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, what is that called?

[Tom Griswold]

The speed bag?

[Chick McGee]

The clitoris.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. That was a word I couldn't think of.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, maybe you go long in the doctor's office and then the ones. The first syllable in the bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that may be the case.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, you think the Lavoris people were aware of anything when they named their mouthwash? Maybe like a subtle subliminal.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Isn't Lavar.

[Christy Lee]

I don't get it from.

[Josh Arnold]

It's me. It means clean.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't mean to wash. Yeah, because of wash. Yeah. But one can help. And then, of course, the famous actress, Ms. Leachman. Clitoris. Leachman, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. Yeah. She shortened it. Of course. I don't mean surgically. Her name.

[Chick McGee]

I think somebody out there has one so large they had to shorten it.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like a thumb. You never know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, we do have an audio tribute. We gotta get to get to our letters in just a second. But first with this upcoming song you're going to hear. And by the way, Pat, that was excellent. And I should point this out, Patty G doing his thing on stage. You got a bunch of gigs coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, Christmas money, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Including the a place called the Ricks in Greenfield, Indiana.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, just call me The Rick.

[Tom Griswold]

Friday, November 14, and then Lima, Ohio, Saturday, November 15, at a place called the Unoh Event Center. Or do you call it.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, just call it Unoh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's just so cumbersome. The. You should rename it the UNOH Event Center. Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold and Jeff Oscar, once again, that Saturday, November 15th. And then Youngstown, Ohio, the famous funny farm. Friday and Saturday the 21st and 22nd of November. And of course in the 22nd, you'll be doing your famous John F. Kennedy assassination tribute. Right now we have, we have, we're.

[Josh Arnold]

Going to blow the top off the place.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Open Sesame will be opening up the archives and opening up your mail when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

That is good.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that a good Frankenstein? Tom, be honest.

[Tom Griswold]

The Frankenstein monster. Of course. Frankenstein is the and license.

[Josh Arnold]

Away goes the fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want. I'm gonna get the letter now. Your douchebags. Yeah, but Frankenstein is not the monster. He's the doctor.

[Chick McGee]

If you still care about getting letters. What's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

You know where Dr. Frankenstein went to medical school?

[Chick McGee]

Harvard. I don't know. Transylvania U.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Tu.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

What would their team be?

[Josh Arnold]

Lexington Transylvania.

[Tom Griswold]

What would. They're fighting.

[Chick McGee]

And if there's something about a Dracula.

[Christy Lee]

Something about it have to be vampires.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Fighting vampires. Or the fighting bats.

[Tom Griswold]

The fighting silver crosses.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, my friend who ruined a Billy Joel song for me. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to find out after these intros who everybody's favorite vampire is, whether it be Bela Lugosi or Christopher Lee.

[Chick McGee]

I'll have an answer for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

George Hamilton.

[Chick McGee]

Your favorite.

[Christy Lee]

Vampires don't have tans. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure did. In love at first bite.

[Tom Griswold]

It would have to be. Oh, I've just lost his name. He wrote that great book called dropping names. Frank Langella.

[Josh Arnold]

You liked his Dracula?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Frank Langell. I just love Frank Langella.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific book.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't. You know. What tenuous connection can you make?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can make more. I can make a more connection. We could have a contest.

[Josh Arnold]

Jonathan Frid.

[Christy Lee]

Barnabas.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your favorite vampire?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Barnabas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a big cult following.

[Christy Lee]

Love Dark Shadows. Yeah, that was a big show right after school. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Dracula begins and ends for me with clay. That's right. The Dracula on Netflix right now. The guys who did Sherlock did a version of Dracula. And it's fantastic.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're talking about vampires or just Dracula. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Any vampire. You're fine. Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I might have to go with Adam Sandler.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and Hotel Transylvania.

[Chick McGee]

Those are cartoons.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are genuinely funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I like how annoyed he gets when he goes, I don't say Blair.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think that's so funny. Oh, now, we have a couple things we have to get. Oh, we haven't gotten any letters yet.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hi, Bob and Tom. My name is Riley. I'm reaching out to see if you could give my dad Jared a birthday shout out on his birthday today, November 4, 2025.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. As chick says no, right?

[Chick McGee]

Simply.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, is there anything special, though, that's going on? Is he like, turning 40 or 50 maybe?

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't want us to mention.

[Christy Lee]

He's a big fan. Listens all the time. It would absolutely make his day to hear his name mentioned on the air. According to his daughter.

[Chick McGee]

And what's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't we have to give us some kind of context?

[Christy Lee]

That's all she wrote.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll just make something up. He's a great guy. He's a humanitarian.

[Christy Lee]

He's Riley's dad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What a cool guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Did all the sound effects for the Towering Inferno. Oh, yeah. Isn't that something new?

[Chick McGee]

Steve McQueen by Towering Inferno.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, Steve.

[Josh Arnold]

All that crackling.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot of crackers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he did all the sound effects.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Steve would stay at his house when he was in town.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

He wrestled Paul Newman.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what Queenie. He called.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I've got letters. Literally, letters for you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. Actually, actual snail mail.

[Chick McGee]

Where are those from?

[Tom Griswold]

They're from the Tags Ambassadors program.

[Christy Lee]

The what?

[Tom Griswold]

Tags. The Andy Griffith Show. Remember how I. I received my copy?

[Chick McGee]

I can't stand.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. My husband is probably driving off the road right now. He's so excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Now there's a. This is a publication.

[Christy Lee]

Are you opening our mail?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I want to.

[Chick McGee]

That's a federal legal. And I, I. If you think I'm not pressing charges, you're sadly mistaken.

[Tom Griswold]

Just open this up.

[Josh Arnold]

Even if we got him to go to jail for three days.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Or overnight? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he would have stories, wouldn't he?

[Chick McGee]

So, anyway, lose your mind. Bruno and I are. We're exchanging numbers. Yes, yes, he was a filthy man.

[Tom Griswold]

But, ladies and gentlemen, this. This is your copy of the Andy Griffith Show. Ambassadors magazine, the fifth. The fifth anniversary issue. I get this every month. I love this.

[Chick McGee]

Does it have a slogan on?

[Tom Griswold]

They've now decided to send it to you guys. And it's just great background stories about the Andy Griffith show on the masthead.

[Josh Arnold]

Any.

[Chick McGee]

Any, like, just one bullet on the air.

[Christy Lee]

I could have used it as a gift.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. These. This. So if you're a fan of the show, which I am. And then there's a copy here for you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Great. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

So you get that.

[Josh Arnold]

Were these gifted from them, or did you order them for us?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they were gifted.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I opened my copy on the earth of the day. They must have heard me and. All right, we'll get everybody signed up now. We have a lot of letters about Halloween candy. I mentioned the. The Chunky. I did bring one in.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say chunky?

[Josh Arnold]

Chunk. Chunk. Big chunk.

[Tom Griswold]

Chunky.

[Josh Arnold]

Big, big, big chunk. Chunky. Open wide bar. Chunky.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that brings back memories. The thickest chocolate bar in the usa. Milk chocolate bar.

[Chick McGee]

Guess who that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Cashews Mason. Extra flavor. New just nuts and milk chocolate pecan. Chunky.

[Josh Arnold]

Open whiteboard.

[Chick McGee]

Chunky.

[Josh Arnold]

Chunky.

[Tom Griswold]

This one says chunky milk chocolate with peanuts and raisins. I, I. Everyone that they had at the cvs, I went to at the last minute to get extra candy because he thought.

[Chick McGee]

The kids would go nuts for this.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone they had at CVS, all five.

[Tom Griswold]

They were like 12. But see, it's a big, bright sort of aluminum foil. Ish.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that hasn't changed.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks very appealing. No one seems aluminum foil. I don't know how well they sell these days, honestly.

[Christy Lee]

Did you eat a Chunky as a child?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was a Nestle's Crunch guy. I just like the commercial, and I'm not. I'm not a good judge for candy. I haven't eaten. I don't eat a lot of it, so. But we have quite a few people that really enjoyed a Chunky over the.

[Chick McGee]

Years, and they sent us emails.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got a ton of them. Oh, so that's a shame. Do you guys want. Do you guys want me to cut this up so we can try it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like to try?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Here we go. This is Tom. I will defend you. I'm 53. I love Chunky.

[Chick McGee]

I'll spit the raisins out.

[Tom Griswold]

Feel free to send me all of your extra ones. Your group doesn't know what they're missing. Derek, from Burlington, home of coats as.

[Chick McGee]

Far as the eye could see.

[Josh Arnold]

So many coats.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob, once again from Tabasco, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy, the river there is.

[Chick McGee]

There's a hot time in the old town tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

He says he loves the phrase open wide for chunky. I often use it during foreplay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you naughty.

[Josh Arnold]

With mixed results.

[Chick McGee]

It's not as good as. You want any more of this before I put it away, but it's close.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, do you guys really want to try this?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Ask me again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, why don't you read a letter while I get. Cut the thing off.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and top show. Good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Second time cutting it open, by the way. He's not just opening with his fingers.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's. He's got a. He's got a scissors and he probably put rubber gloves on and his goggles and.

[Tom Griswold]

I did sterilize my scissors this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you did.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no doubt.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Did you really? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Sterilize rubbing alcohol or sterilizer scissors?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, I. I knew I'd be doing this.

[Chick McGee]

Will you.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew I'd be doing this.

[Chick McGee]

Will you talk to someone, please, like once a week? Would that. Would that be too much?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got your Chunky over here.

[Christy Lee]

I got your Chunky.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

It's chunky?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You like speed bumps?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that would be bad.

[Chick McGee]

Second time listening through today's broadcast, Tom stated it gets dark at 4:30 now due to daylight savings. Tom, does that mean there's more pickpocketing during this time?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good point.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Because you're insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was just saying. I was saying that there's a lot of pickpocketing during fireworks.

[Josh Arnold]

No. And during eclipses.

[Tom Griswold]

Because people look up and say during eclipses.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, people.

[Tom Griswold]

They're gonna look at that eclipse. And then some grifter comes by.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, now, Christy, you'll notice places.

[Chick McGee]

Are crawling with grifters.

[Tom Griswold]

The chunky is. It's like a grid.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

What size? You said this was about the size of one.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like. Actually, now that I see it like that, it looks a little bigger than post its.

[Chick McGee]

It looks way bigger. It looks almost like two.

[Tom Griswold]

Way bigger.

[Chick McGee]

Two decks of playing cards.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. But then you can. You can break it up and each quarter of this is 160 calories.

[Christy Lee]

But I have an eighth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, whatever you eat, you can vomit. Okay, I'll help you.

[Tom Griswold]

Here you go, Josh. Oh, here, let me put it in this thing. Hold on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at, look. I could look at Hoffy helping us.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good, everybody. Now give me that. Now, once again, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Hopset.

[Tom Griswold]

This contains milk chocolate, peanuts and raisins.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What kind of peanuts? These Spanish nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

These I, I.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't say Redskins. What are, what are, what are they? The red peanuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's gonna go for some red peanuts?

[Josh Arnold]

Those are peanuts that are given to you and then taken back. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really good. Very. I think I'll open wine for chunky a little bit more.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did they change the name of red skin peanuts? I want to know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, those literally have red skin, right?

[Christy Lee]

They are Spanish or Spanish peanuts, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we say Latina now. Peanuts. Latina peanuts.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm racist. I just call them red skin.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty good chocolate.

[Josh Arnold]

And I call a lot chocolate covered.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a tasty thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty damn good. Yeah, it's much better.

[Christy Lee]

Not at all.

[Chick McGee]

Thought it was when I was a kid.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I can't have any? No. Oh, I treat my body like a toilet, Temple.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like a toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm sorry for the quiet.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys are really enjoying that. Are there nuts in there and not raisins?

[Josh Arnold]

It's almost like a peanut butter and jelly candy bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Delightful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry to stop talking.

[Josh Arnold]

It really did shut us up.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, did you bring a lot more in.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a bunch of more at home.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we, we apologize. You know what? Thank you for bringing them in. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say hello to the chunky people.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta wait until the commercial to finish.

[Chick McGee]

This is the second best thing I've ever had in my mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up now? Sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Was the first thing your mama's teeth?

[Chick McGee]

No. Thank God. It's the only thing keeping me out of the nut house.

[Tom Griswold]

You and I were both breastfed on falsies.

[Chick McGee]

Cardinals last night beating the Cowboys in Arlington, 2717. Big upset. I did not have that. Seven and eight on the shoe. No. Six and eight on the shoe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But the Cowboys lost, so you still have to feel good.

[Chick McGee]

True. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

World Series TV ratings off the chart. Big surprise all across.

[Josh Arnold]

I want people to know we barely took a bite of these junkies and I'm still chewing. None of us can tell Chunky These are. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the chocolate's really good.

[Chick McGee]

It's excellent chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

They need to start advertising this.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a British company junkie?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Like Cadbury or something?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. Yeah, the chocolate is excellent. Now we will move forward. We have more of your letters. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

And a Guinness world record could be the stupidest, most stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have a truck driver letter here. What he saw was astounding.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Not particular. Not in this case. Not gross or sexual or anything, but just incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

Was this one of those things where he looked down from the cab and.

[Josh Arnold]

Couldn'T believe the driver was doing this?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. I know where these are going. We are coming Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and tom show this morning. Catch any, any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

November is heating up for U. S soccer.

[Josh Arnold]

United States need to be a little more nasty.

[Tom Griswold]

Make international friendlies for the men. Ok. That was nasty. And a black Friday friendly for the women.

[Chick McGee]

Expectations have always been here for this team.

[Josh Arnold]

We understand that.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen anywhere on the go with the westwood one sports app. Enter behind the scenes stories. Catch the u. S Soccer podcast. Boy, do we have an episode for you. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Yeah. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the silac insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee. Of course it is. Post the prize picks sports desk. We'll get back to sports in just a few minutes. Yes, we are a little bit late reading your mail.

[Christy Lee]

I have one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, I, I got to continue the sock. The chunky hunk, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys were mocking the fact that I gave out chunkies among many other treats for Halloween.

[Christy Lee]

Well, kids don't know what a chunky.

[Tom Griswold]

Bar and we know we just broke up a chunky and we've all decided they're wonderful. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They really are great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the chunky people need to step up, get the word out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They need to try to reach the youth. Don't. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Advertise. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How good they are.

[Christy Lee]

How would they hit the youth with the word chunky?

[Josh Arnold]

They need to. Sydney Sweeney needs to be eating one on a beach.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, those pictures of her over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see those pictures of her in that dress?

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of a see through chain mail.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Look or something, man. Yeah, I wasn't mad about it, okay?

[Christy Lee]

And I'm a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from a woman. Maria.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Maria.

[Tom Griswold]

Maria is in another girl named Maria. And suddenly I found she's in Moline. And she sounds like a player.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

She's got a lot going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

She sounds like a player.

[Tom Griswold]

She has a Jeff Goldblum tribute tattoo on her chest.

[Chick McGee]

Exciting. Exciting. Very exciting. You'll be in a movie with me. I'll fall in love with you and marry you.

[Tom Griswold]

But I want to get to the point of the letter. I have a Chunky story.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Sorry for the fun.

[Tom Griswold]

She and Laura. You guys having fun? Oh, you're not.

[Chick McGee]

No, we're not. Man, that was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we get to. When she was 10 years old, her best friend. She gives her full name. I'll just call her lm. So Maria and her best friend, Laura Maynard, rode their bikes. You have no idea how close you are. They rode their bikes to a gas station that was near their house. And on the way back, it was quite a long ride. She got back and she goes, where's my Chunky? I know I paid for one. My best friend had eaten my Chunky on the bike ride home.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I was furious. I was very angry. We didn't talk for three or four days because I love Chunky candy bars. It's remained an inside joke for more than 40 years. Whoa. We made a promise. Whoever dies first, the other has to put a Chunky candy bar in the casket. So we can take one with us when we go. By the way, P. S, I had a Chunky about a week ago, and they're delightful. Okay, so there we go. She says, I love the show. A Die Hard Bob and Tom fan and a Chunky fan for life.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show, first off, love you guys. It's great that every time I tune in, you're all laughing. Makes my morning. Secondly, he must have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe listening to it must have been just dumb luck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Secondly, in defense of Tom, I love Chunky bars. Well, you'll be glad to know, Melinda, we all. Mindy, we all love Chunky bars. Now, they're hard to find, though, so I'm excited. And I always grab a couple when I see one. They are nostalgic from my childhood. I'm a 60s kid and remember look bars. L O, O K. I don't remember those.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember look magazine?

[Chick McGee]

How about Yabba Zabba? No, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Abba Zaba don't remember that either. But I'm not a candy, guys.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not a good Rocky road candy bar. Zero candy bars. I remember zero.

[Josh Arnold]

Those may still be out. I remember those too.

[Christy Lee]

As a kid, you didn't like candy.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't. No, I mean, I. I sometimes will have a candy. I don't think about candy.

[Chick McGee]

What was your sweet. Was it donuts or ice cream?

[Tom Griswold]

Or did you have Mom? I used to do sugar bread. White bread, butter and sugar. Very healthy.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said you weren't white trash. What's going on over there?

[Tom Griswold]

My mother grew up very poor, and.

[Chick McGee]

So she passed alongside her bootstraps. She should have won the Nobel Prize.

[Tom Griswold]

Now while the chunky people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you mean the company. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

One of the old guy who owns Junkies is a fat guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hope so. I'm drunk in a suit and the buttons are just screaming a billionaire. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just so you know, I purchased all these. As I mentioned at the last minute, I didn't think I had enough candy, so I went over to cvs, right, And I bought a couple hundred bucks worth of candy.

[Josh Arnold]

Geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of which I still have. But I. I did take all of the Chunky bars. The C&CVS stands for Chunky.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Very few people know that.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. It was circumcisions, vasectomies and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they changed it. Now, we were going over slang terms for the mommy parts and the daddy parts because we have an interesting story coming up about what a woman refers to that area as, particularly as it relates to private moments with a sexual partner.

[Josh Arnold]

My chasm.

[Christy Lee]

My chasm.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that silent yawn on there anywhere?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't see it on this list.

[Chick McGee]

What about Sugar Walls?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was a famous Sheena Easton song. Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

I think Prince wrote that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she got them sugar walls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she was the. My Baby Takes the Morning Train.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep, that was a big hit.

[Christy Lee]

I had a dog named Sheena.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they sold that to the Plan B people. My baby takes the morning pill. Okay, One of the ones on this list is something that we talked about quite a ways back and, well, here's the little tribute. Are you tired of feeling guilty and being scolded by friends and family just because you want to Wear a nice fur coat. Hi, I'm Morty Gleckman, owner of Gleckman's Fur Emporium. At Gleckman's, we don't just raise an animal, skin it, and then toss the carcass out just to make you a fancy, schmancy fur coat. No, we use every part of every animal. It's like recycling. And it takes the guilt out of wearing fur. Did you know that exotic animals are low in calories and when prepared properly, are quite delicious? That's why, next to Gleckman's Fur Emporium, we opened our new restaurant, Fur Burgers.

[Pat Godwin]

You love the fur.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you tried the meat?

[Christy Lee]

Fur burgers are fun to eat.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, Fur Burgers. The next time you eat out, dive into a delicious fur burger, dine on exotic leopard, munch on a mink, or simply wrap your lips around a succulent hot and juicy beaver. At Fur Burgers, ask any one of our satisfied customers. Sir, how's that Ferber Burger?

[Chick McGee]

It's gross. Fur Burgers.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it's meat, but it smells like fish. It tastes like chicken. In between our buns, there's a tasty treat.

[Christy Lee]

Fur Burgers are fun to eat.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't forget our fur burger dessert. Delicious rabbit cooked in a pastry shell. We like to call it a hair pie. That's located off I69, down from the Y, next to the gap in our lobby. Look for the picture of me, Morty Gleckman, with our mascot, Barry the Beaver, mounted. No, we're just shaking hands. That's Fur Burgers. Tell them Bob and Tom Such, and you'll get seated lickety split. There you go, ladies and gentlemen. Fabulous Fur Burger. Also on the list there. I doubt if too many ladies have said that in the bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I doubt it.

[Tom Griswold]

Particularly in contemporary culture in which the fur is usually gone for the most part. Gone?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Which kind of leads to the. This is totally changing the subject, but the new supermoon that's coming. Well, you probably saw the moon this morning. Tonight and tomorrow night are the biggest.

[Chick McGee]

To be bigger.

[Christy Lee]

Tonight, tonight and tomorrow night.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it called the Beaver Moon?

[Christy Lee]

Called the Beaver Moon. Very good, Tom. Yeah. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Beavers together. Legend has it the beavers talk tonight at midnight for 20 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they'll tell you the secret of life.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

They only get to talk once a year, so it's a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to find them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you got to find them.

[Josh Arnold]

They kind of had that whistle, though, when they talk, it gets A little annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Anyways, sometimes because of those buckers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, they got the.

[Chick McGee]

Those are the buck teeth. Not buckers.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't call buck teeth buckers?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

We weren't bullies.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Never, never picked on anybody for the way they looked.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, when I went to elementary school, everybody had braces except for me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so that's another thing you're upset about.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't need them.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

Proper breeding.

[Chick McGee]

Let the entitlement begin.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I got an update on that story about the guy that is alleged to have eaten an airplane. Oh yeah, I did a little homework on it and he's perished. No, I don't think. But, but I, I. There is some truth to it.

[Chick McGee]

He's. He's quite the gourmand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll find out about that. We also have update from the Louvre and a very interesting story about the sounds of a lake that are scaring people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out. That's. You're getting close there. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold, the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Resplendent in corduroy.

[Pat Godwin]

Why, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear about the corduroy pillows, Pat?

[Announcer]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're making headlines. There's Christy Lee. Thank you. Thank you very much. The Silac Insurance news desk. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a fan of corduroy?

[Christy Lee]

You know what? I was gonna say the same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks good.

[Christy Lee]

It looks great on you. Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Pants I wouldn't do.

[Christy Lee]

But I'm not a fan of somewhat.

[Chick McGee]

Of a wide whale.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I like the wide whale.

[Chick McGee]

When I was a chubby kid, I had. I had a pair of corduroy pants and the inside leg would rub away and it would get right down to the skin. My thighs rubbed again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No factory air on this. This chubby bastard.

[Tom Griswold]

No. We. Are we gonna go into the world of sports?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we've got a letter here, though.

[Chick McGee]

We've got emails. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That I did hint at earlier about what a trucker saw.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now this comes to us from Soul Patch. That's right. He's been. He's a trucker from Muskegon, Michigan. He says people need to know the truckers can see what they do while they're driving. I've seen unsafe practices. Oh, of course. We've all seen these things. Messing with phones, reading a book or a newspaper. Have you seen that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, man, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Putting on makeup. Of course I've seen that. He says, I even saw a guy with sheet music taped to his steering wheel and he was playing the trumpet while doing 70 down the highway.

[Christy Lee]

What? Oh, he must have hands free driving. I would hope.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, he's looking down at them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Playing the trumpet.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, can you. If he'd gotten into a head on collision that he could.

[Christy Lee]

That trumpet could have all the back of his.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a mouthpiece through his throat.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, or hit a school bus. Who knows what he could have done?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That could have ended real bad. Well, there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that there's a. You talk to enough cops on the scene of accidents, they've seen some pretty gruesome ways to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. There was a guy that was writing a sermon in the backseat of a car and took a number two pencil to the throat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That killed him. Oh, it's true.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, boy. That's where you. When you get up, there you go. Hey, let me ask you something. Yeah. I was spreading, you know, your word, the gospel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if. I don't know if there was something else going on.

[Josh Arnold]

A little shy of sermons up here or pastors up here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we love getting your letters. You can reach us, Bob and tomobandtom.com. this is an unusual letter. There's a new study out about multitasking and how very few people can do it. I am the first to admit I cannot.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I think it's rare. People admitting. Because I can't either. People admitting that they can't, I think is rare. Most people think they can.

[Chick McGee]

You can barely task.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Let alone.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right.

[Christy Lee]

I think I can multitask.

[Josh Arnold]

I think women are way better at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I. In fact, I know this is very common in an old premise, but I will turn my radio off or down when I'm trying to find an address.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Or when I'm parking. I just don't have to focus. This is from jj. Men are incredibly good at multitasking.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do it many times a day. Now we're going into the world of science again. Not the strength of this show. The muscles used to urinate are also the ones that control the sphincter. So anytime a guy urinates while standing, he is multitasking to keep the sphincter clenched so that he doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Jeez.

[Josh Arnold]

He loves this.

[Christy Lee]

I know. He does.

[Josh Arnold]

Such a kick out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's an interesting.

[Chick McGee]

That's not.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. He's praising we men. He goes, women can just let it flow without a worry. Keep up the good work and go blue. He's a Michigan fan. Thank you. Thank you, JJ, for taking the time and trouble to write JJ.

[Chick McGee]

JJ McCarthy.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to call me JJ.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations on the win this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now let's just move forward here. Do we have any more letters? Are we going to get to the sports?

[Chick McGee]

Let's see a couple for you, Tom. Dear Bob and Tom show. Hey, Tom. I learned how to correctly pronounce the Louvre while watching Hogan's Heroes. Specifically General Burkhart. Halter, portrayed by the fabulous Leon Askin. If you need an example, season two, episode 16, art for Hogan's Sake. If you'd like to check that out. Dear Bob and Top show otters are not cute. If you did the kind of stuff they do to each other, you'd end up in prison.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. That's kind of the animal kingdom, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a lot of. Well, there was. There was a big story yesterday that otters have overtaken part of the Alaska. A huge part of Alaska fisheries.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There are apparently way too many of them, and it's. They're eating all the fish and.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show, especially Chick. You're on my list, pal, writes Chuck. You mentioned you did not care for the bald look and the full beard. Well, sir, my beard will make Chuck Norris's beard cry. Oh, there he is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good beard.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good beard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it looks. That's an Oscar beard. You see, he can pull it off.

[Chick McGee]

Read it and wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Some guys can do the bald and beard thing.

[Chick McGee]

Love you, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Created by Shel Silverstein.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. I don't know if he created it.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the most famous one in the early days.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if that's even correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the 60s, nobody had that look going.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? What about. Yeah, Mitch Miller.

[Tom Griswold]

Name one. He was involved.

[Chick McGee]

Bald, as far as, you know. On camera?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Looked like he had a tube.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the point being, it was a bold move back then to go bald with a beard. Very unusual.

[Christy Lee]

There's a letter for you, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

For me?

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Pat and gang. This is from Chris and Steamboat. Oh, good skiing there, Tommy.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

This past Saturday, my dad. Oh, my dad. Or my daughter got married. There was a lot of debate about the song we'd use for my daughter dance together. You know, the father daughter dance. Oh, it was between Lighthouse.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Or Walk with you by Edwin McCain.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Back and forth.

[Christy Lee]

It was close, the decision. Yes. But they just finally decided that Edwin's lyrics were a little more appropriate and they wanted to stay married.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, that is a. Records are better playing that for people that end up getting divorced. Now, last weekend, Friday night, you did a beautiful thing. I saw some of the pictures you. You played for some friends of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Show, Shell and Wayne.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And played your song for them. So we wish them the best.

[Josh Arnold]

They gave us some thoughtful gifts. So thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're just apparently delightful people. They are.

[Pat Godwin]

Hopefully they break the curse.

[Chick McGee]

All Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Last time I played it was 1987.

[Josh Arnold]

20.

[Pat Godwin]

25 people got divorced with that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. You feel like these. These two are gonna make it, though.

[Pat Godwin]

And they were adorable. They're a great couple.

[Tom Griswold]

Break the curse. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They had a Halloween wedding. Real fun. Dark and fun and goofy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You sent me a picture of a small child dressed as Chucky. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That was fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

It was really cute.

[Pat Godwin]

Running around with a real knife. Wasn't that cute?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was a rubber knife. I'm kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Grandma's Achilles wasn't that funny.

[Chick McGee]

He's gonna be in the wheelchair.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Jennifer. Hello from Louisville. I've been a fan of the show for a very long time. I work at a gas station at a big grocery chain.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Today a customer came up to the window and said, do you sell windshield juice?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume they meant wiper fluid. I thought of you guys.

[Chick McGee]

Do you still make that noise when you. When you put the wiper fluid on your windshield? Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gross.

[Chick McGee]

That was a little bit too.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we really just heard what happened.

[Christy Lee]

Hope not.

[Josh Arnold]

That is just.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of verbiage flowing followed.

[Chick McGee]

By, yeah, you're pregnant.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's check in with the. With the Sporting news here.

[Chick McGee]

Jacoby Brissette. Brissette. Jacobe. The cheaper cut. Brisket. He throws two touchdowns. Ran for another score. Cardinals stop a five game losing streak and pound the Dallas Cowboys 2717 in Arlington at Jerry World. And it weren't that close. Jacoby made his third consecutive start after the week started with expectations of Kyler Murray returning from a foot injury. But that didn't happen. They've gone to Jacoby. The Cowboys could not build on a momentum of a Sam Williams blocked punt. Sorry, Christie.

[Christy Lee]

That's okay.

[Chick McGee]

That was recovered in the end zone by Marshawn Neal in.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought kneeling in NFL.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody kneels in the NFL anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I'm throwing grenades from Los Angeles.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. Hitting a miss.

[Chick McGee]

Sh. Otani in the Los Angeles sh. Hey, Otani.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Otani.

[Pat Godwin]

No doing it anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Guys are no fun.

[Chick McGee]

And the Dodgers celebrated their second consecutive World Series championship. They had a parade downtown. Explain to me what downtown LA looks like. Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody goes downtown.

[Christy Lee]

It's so spread out.

[Chick McGee]

The hell is it? It's not downtown Warehouses where the Capitol Records building is Capitalism and the Troubadour and the.

[Christy Lee]

That's down.

[Chick McGee]

That's gas, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's like a handful of skyscrapers but nobody goes. At least not when I was. I lived there.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you live there a year?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I never lived there, but I never lived there because they were going to give me a place downtown. It's a retirement home.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Just give it. Here you go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. You worked in the retirement home there for free.

[Chick McGee]

Ohtani joined by his wife, Mamiko Tanaka.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're welcome tonight very much.

[Chick McGee]

He's already looking forward to a third straight title. Oh, he did it. He said third straight title. And you know, if they go, they.

[Tom Griswold]

Get the three Pete that the name is apparent. That word is owned by Pat Riley. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oddly enough.

[Josh Arnold]

So he gets money if they put.

[Tom Griswold]

It on a T shirt, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'd like to be the judge, but.

[Christy Lee]

You can say 3P, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

You can't put it on a. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can't say anything about men's college basketball.

[Chick McGee]

In the month of and featuring a Canadian team and airing on what's typically the least watched night of the week, Saturday's Game 7 of the World Series still managed to pull a massive audience across the United States of America. According to Nielsen, Dodgers Blue JAYS finale averaged 25.98, 26 million viewers across Fox Sports platforms, including 25.4 on Fox alone.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

It marks the largest Major League baseball audience since Game 7 of the 2017 Astros Dodgers series, which drew almost 29 million viewers. The Dodgers extra inning win peaked at 31.5 million viewers at about 11:30 Saturday night. It surpassed the most recent World Series Game 7 and 19 between the Nationals and the Astros.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that's according to Nielsen. According to Nelson. Can't live without your love and affection.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, you actually remember the name of their only hit.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I just looked it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's Gunner. And what's the. The other one Housing.

[Pat Godwin]

It goes by the nickname Half Half Nelson.

[Tom Griswold]

Nelson?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Little wrestling joke.

[Chick McGee]

That's very good.

[Josh Arnold]

What's going on over there? What happened to old. What's. What's on?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I told you that there was a parade and he told everybody to shut up.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone loves a parade.

[Chick McGee]

He's giving me the thousand yard stare. I don't know what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Speculating about the geographical borders of downtown Los Angeles is of interest to no one. Except the homeless guy who craps all over the streets. There, there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, apparently he crapped in your coffee too. Yeah, a lot of grouchiness from that.

[Chick McGee]

Who crept in your cornflakes? No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. I want to tell you something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just looked up the. The. The. The ratings for the World Series in Japan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

More than 12 million viewers. Apparently.

[Chick McGee]

It's very, very low.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing. So is that a popular World Series?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Iva.

[Chick McGee]

We don't.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know what that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That means 12 million people watched us. Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know that here we. Since we live here, 26 million. We can go. Okay. That's pretty high nowadays.

[Chick McGee]

And we're familiar.

[Josh Arnold]

We know nothing of Japanese television ratings.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost like trying to tell you what. Where downtown Los Angeles are tall homeless people. Maybe they're crapping on in Japan.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, may I think if he. I don't think he would crap in the streets of downtown Tokyo. If you did, I think you'd be.

[Chick McGee]

In Tokyo. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I think they put up with that.

[Chick McGee]

David Rush has broken the Guinness World record for the farthest ice cream throw. And catch.

[Josh Arnold]

Throw and catch.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, team of two.

[Josh Arnold]

Team of two.

[Chick McGee]

David Rush teamed up with Josh vet Josh van Battenberg to attempt the record.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Dutch fellow.

[Chick McGee]

It involved throwing a scoop of ice cream and catching it inside a cone.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Makes no indication whether it's a waffle cone or sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

How far are they throwing?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you've got it right there.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't. I'm looking up something else.

[Chick McGee]

The pair managed to throw and catch an ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking.

[Chick McGee]

You're just. You're just. What.

[Show Announcer]

What made.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Josh is right. What pissed you off?

[Pat Godwin]

What happened this morning?

[Josh Arnold]

He got a text or something.

[Chick McGee]

We talked about Los Angeles for 177 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

About what?

[Josh Arnold]

And he was a little grouchy. There was a 180 that happened around. Yeah, 15 minutes ago.

[Chick McGee]

You two were talking. That's when he told you to shut up.

[Pat Godwin]

It could have been your kneel on the field. Football.

[Josh Arnold]

He made sure to let me know.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, ye.

[Tom Griswold]

I just noticed that it got no laughs and just no purchase of any kind either. Either. Either. No footing either getting the reference or wondering why on earth you would say it.

[Chick McGee]

Joke has to be funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, says Dragnet. So these two.

[Tom Griswold]

These two clowns are throwing ice cream cone.

[Josh Arnold]

What is the clowns. It's like your hero.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, he's in a bad movie. Calls David Russia.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean the next Nobel laureate?

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, the 60 Minutes thing, they really. They put him on. I'm gonna say two. Two minutes. Half. He was On Leslie Stahl. No, it was Cecilia Vega.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they gave. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it's very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I forgot. What was the length that they taught? They tossed an ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

The pair managed to throw and catch an ice cream. 55ft, 5 inches, beating the previous record of 32ft.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have the video?

[Josh Arnold]

It better be an ice cream cone, not like a traffic cone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. David Rush is catching.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a regular sugar cone.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They're some. They're at some warehouse. And he catches it?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Did you notice he didn't catch all of it? What? If you watch it again, there's a bit of ice cream that goes to his left like a dollop. Oh. So this. It does not maintain its integrity. See, now here. There goes the missed piece.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't catch all of it.

[Tom Griswold]

It breaks up in midair.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then it doesn't count.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh, I know that you're the expert on throne food because of your travels to the place that has the.

[Josh Arnold]

Famous Lambert's Home of the throwed rolls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have got to see that. Makes sense. Do you tell us how that works again?

[Josh Arnold]

When you want a dinner roll, they. A guy walks around with a cart, he throws it across the restaurant at you.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

How big is the roll?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a nice handful.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. Baseball slice.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Are they hot?

[Josh Arnold]

They are hot.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that makes sense. But would you go to Baskin Robbins if they threw the ice cream at you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, go.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's your cone, little boy. I hope you catch it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Some restaurants, I don't know if you guys remember Chili tossers. Oh, that was a bad one.

[Pat Godwin]

Lots of scolding.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a bad idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Chrissy Leon. News is coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, we have some sad news today. All right, we have to report.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we have a. We have a great story about. About Superman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do. If you like comic books.

[Chick McGee]

Turns out Superman is real.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's been hiding this whole time.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes. But bad news. So is kryptonite.

[Tom Griswold]

If you had to make the choice, Superman or Batman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Comic. Comics, not movies.

[Chick McGee]

My disposition. My disposition leans toward Batman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm a Batman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say comics. Nighttime comics. Definitely Batman. And I think movies. Do you think? I think Batman, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, but I know I'm in the minority in this room at Christian Bale's, Batman Instead of Michael Keaton Batman.

[Josh Arnold]

I like them both a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I. I agree. I agree with Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you want to see a Michael Keaton movie, you need to see the one where. Where he's flying. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Birdman.

[Chick McGee]

Birdman.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

That's a movie. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's in the hall of fame of the overrated. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 or@bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Chick. Visit Stephen Singer jewelers atIhateStevensinger.com to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. Jewelers. That's. I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We are also getting some communication from truckers about things they've seen as cars pass them and they look over.

[Josh Arnold]

They. They say they see everything. So be careful out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Watch where you pick your nose.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Or any of that.

[Chick McGee]

Or watch where you.

[Josh Arnold]

You play with your pick with your.

[Christy Lee]

Left or your right finger?

[Josh Arnold]

Do I pick with my left or my right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's not. But of course.

[Christy Lee]

Nose.

[Josh Arnold]

And you always want to switch those.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say, Jesse, what is it about driving that you can feel like you're gonna clean a little house and nobody.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it's four walls, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You. You're by. This is the same thing with road rage. You're. There's a. There's a sort of a separation, so you start getting a little bit too.

[Chick McGee]

How is your road rage?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

I had screamed at a guy the other day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what did he do? Going to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll try to make this very simple. I'm at a. I'm at a red light. It's two lanes.

[Chick McGee]

Both going forward or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, both. Both going forward. I'm sorry. Yeah, he's in the left lane.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in the right lane.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The light turns green.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He turns right in front of you. Right in front of my car.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Announcer]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't do that.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't do.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was at a major intersection.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

He could have if he signaled me or something. He did, but he floored it and went flying.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so he knew what he was doing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he did it on purpose. He's right. If I. If I had touched the accelerator on the rocket ship that I drive, I would have hit him.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

So there may have been a couple of curse words.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he was in a hurry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then you do something other than what he did.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I don't have road rage, but I do have. I'm starting to get if I'm sitting on my porch or if in my front yard and a car really speeds down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The neighborhood street. I am tempted to yell slow down. Like my dad used to give him.

[Christy Lee]

The business kids playing out.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I just don't get why I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Get on my dead end street. Some jackass came and you know, it's almost always the same thing. It's the delivery guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My street dead ends, but they don't know it's gonna dead end. So they're trying to deliver something north of where I live. And they go down. Oh, this is the wrong street. Do a U turn and then come flying by.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I curse them and wish ill will on them and all their friends and family. So. And I'm very good at it.

[Chick McGee]

I understand cursing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You do it in your head or out loud?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that last night, a lot loud. Slow down. But I've got my twin lights on my hat and then. Which is blinking.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have one on the back of the hat too?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I have clip on lights on the back in front of my hat. Then a big spotlight on it.

[Chick McGee]

We have to have a photo of that. It's kind of you and your getup.

[Christy Lee]

Would it be rude of me to stop the guy that's walking in the neighborhood over here and give him a vest to wear in the morning?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know if he'd wear it.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember Willie actually bought vests for the walkers and that. And we were like, you are your father's son.

[Christy Lee]

No. Well, because we don't want to go to jail when we kill them.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Already got a plan. When I kill that a hole, I'm going to go to the car wash and then make sure I got all the DNA off.

[Josh Arnold]

And then. Oh, that guy's not doing anything.

[Christy Lee]

I really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he is.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's a.

[Christy Lee]

He's walking in all.

[Tom Griswold]

All black.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

He's got one little light on the front of his. Trying one. Not in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

He's fine. I've seen. I see him every time. You do too, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I wish he would wear a vest so that it doesn't. And ah. Like he's right there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. It gives you a little mini orgasm, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Little. Little what?

[Josh Arnold]

Scare shot.

[Pat Godwin]

And his pants are so last year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I haven't noticed that because I'm too afraid I'm gonna hit him. Speaking of that, we have some deaths we need to get to.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Dick Cheney has died.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I really.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The hard charging conservative who became one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents in US History, according to the Associated brass, has died at the age of 84. He passed away last night due to complications of pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease. According to a statement from his family.

[Tom Griswold]

He had major heart issues when he was in office.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Diane Ladd, the three time Academy Award nominee known for roles in Alice doesn't live here anymore. Wild at heart. She has died at the age of 89.

[Josh Arnold]

Always good.

[Christy Lee]

Her daughter Laura Dern was at her side when she passed away. Her mother passed away at home in Ojai, California on Monday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hi.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Chick McGee]

They asked Bruce Dern about his ex wife and he said, who?

[Tom Griswold]

Where'd that come from?

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Well, they didn't get along. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

And Donna Jean Gacho.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Former Grateful Dead backup singer has passed away. She died in Nashville at the age of 78 and no one noticed.

[Pat Godwin]

No flex.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. She. I'll tell you why. Okay.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

People said.

[Chick McGee]

I thought.

[Christy Lee]

A native of Muscle Shoals, Alabama, she was already a seasoned studio vocalist before joining the Dead in 1972. Singing on classic recordings.

[Tom Griswold]

She's singing on this one.

[Chick McGee]

Could have been anybody.

[Christy Lee]

Percy Sledge shared Diamond Boss gag.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's not kidding. He's a great.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a great singer.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it's.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody's heard it.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody else could have done this. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

She and her husband Keith performed with the grateful dead until 1980. He was a keyboardist. And she was inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of fame in 1994 with other members of the Grateful Dead.

[Tom Griswold]

So put a little extra cheese on your grilled cheese tonight in honor of Donna and the Grateful Dead. Yeah, Great. Great background singer. Sang with Elvis. I mean, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song. Song. That's one of my favorite elves.

[Christy Lee]

That is a great song, I will give you that, but not.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, she was. She was part of the. Part of the project. Give her some credit. Well, there goes our death hunk.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, there's your death.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody else we gotta cover?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's all I got here.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have dead Hollywood feet in the news. What does that mean? We have a guy that has a collection of celebrity feet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Foot molds. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get to that. Coming up for the for fear. If you're a foot person, you know.

[Chick McGee]

You'Ll want to hear that I'd be interested in this.

[Tom Griswold]

We had an Alluvra Bizarre update.

[Christy Lee]

No, this is ridiculous. They deserve to have their. Now I'm mad.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really funny. And also, of course, they can't be.

[Chick McGee]

Serious with this pronunciation.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. We have Kostaki Economopoulos about to head for Berlin to watch an NFL game. We'll talk with Kasaki in just a few minutes. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Com.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. She's wearing her puffy vest.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I got a little chilly.

[Chick McGee]

What about your arms, though?

[Christy Lee]

It keeps my core warm. When your core is warm, you're warm.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Your Cora.

[Christy Lee]

You don't believe that Strongly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All your heat goes out your head, right, Tom? That's why Tom wears a hat.

[Christy Lee]

I wear this vest at home all the time, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's kind of like a hug.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of like having a hug.

[Chick McGee]

No, just so long as I don't have to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

All righty.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, you always look great. You look especially handsome today with your button down.

[Chick McGee]

I got. I got the Oxford. Rocking the Oxford today.

[Josh Arnold]

That's nice, man.

[Chick McGee]

That's what they call this.

[Josh Arnold]

And you even button down the collar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I like the button down. What do you think, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very preppy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm prepped out. I am. Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now we are going to hook up via satellite with the traveling man himself. It's comedian Kostaki Economopoulos.

[Chick McGee]

Guessing especially crabby today because not only did the Falcons lose? But they lost to Kostaki's hated enemy, the New England Patriots. Is that. Is that right, Kosaki?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's somewhat true. Yeah, it's.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't love that one point, Tom.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, they missed the extra point at the end of the game. They keep finding new ways to lose. That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really stellar, Falcon.

[Chick McGee]

That is so Falcons. It's almost Washington football, type of.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Falcons are playoff sleepers. Oh, I'm sorry. I misread that. They have been put to sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now, I mentioned that you're a traveling man because you are going to be flying to Berlin, Germany. It's Colts, Falcons, coming up this weekend. This is a really great story and I'll ask you to tell it one more time. You're going to be meeting somebody special over in Berlin in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

My brother got leukemia, the worst possible strain. He wasn't going to survive and he got a bone marrow transplant. At the time, there were 16 million people who would register to donate their.

[Tom Griswold]

Marrow if they were.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

If they were a match. He matched 2 out of 16 million. That's how hard it is to find a match. And Jurgen in Germany donated his marrow and my brother went through hell for about a year. And then he's fine and cancer free and we're going to meet Jurgen. Jurgen and his wife and go see the Falcons.

[Tom Griswold]

That is such a great story.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Isn't that great?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I don't know how Germans feel about that, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna make a mess of him. Give him a big hug.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

And on a lighter note, I'll be kind of interested to see your. What it's like going to a game in Berlin and what Fascinating. I want to. What are the concessions? What do they do? What do they do? The same stuff they do in NFL games here during the downtime. Does some guy gonna come out and throw bratwurst through a giant bun or something?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm fascinated, too. I can't wait. And it's the same stadium of the Jesse Owens and the thing and the Berlin Olympic.

[Chick McGee]

I mean. Oh, yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's so cool. The whole thing's so cool. I can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, is your brother meeting you? Are you flying to Atlanta and going from there? How are you getting over there?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I booked a very traditional flight. I booked lax, Berlin, Berlin, Des Moines. And then I'll be driving around for four days telling jokes in Iowa and Then Des Moines, la. Andreas is of course going from Atlanta. I'll meet him there the same day.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Andreas is your brother. Of course. Let me just say, while we're at it here, Costaki Khanmapoulos is a great stand up comedian. He'll be November 12th in Des Moines. On the 13th, in Fort Dodge. On the 14th, Sioux Falls at a special Ron Sexton memorial show. And then the 15 Sioux City for another one of those shows. And then December 11th in Cincinnati. So details on Instagram. What's the best way to find you there? Kostaki.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Kostaki.com or @kostakiacontamopolis on all the social media platforms.

[Tom Griswold]

And you got a cash prize if you spell Economopoulos correctly. Try C O, S, T. Excuse me? C O, S, T A K I. Kostak. There you go. Well, now, you've been observing, observing the NFL with a close eye throughout the season. What have you got to say? This week the.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Bears beat the Bengals 47 to 42. I just saw this stat like 20 minutes ago. The Bengals are allowing 33.3 points per game, the most by any team since 1966.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I'm not letting the guy that has the big letter D and the fence in, huh?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, that guy. I can't come in. No, he would be a better defense than their actual defense.

[Chick McGee]

I saw this, Kostaki. The Bengals are the second team in NFL history to score 80 points over two games and lose both games.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, that's a stat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, I didn't see that.

[Chick McGee]

The first. The first was the Giants in like the 60s. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, their defense is so generous. The IRS is calling it a charitable organization. That defense is so soft, they just landed a sponsorship with Charmin. The Bengals call cover zero. They mean it. Bengals defense at this point is like Bigfoot. There's no proof it even exists. The Steelers had the Steel curtain. The Bengals D is more of a shower curtain. It's like a. It's like a curtain of beads at the old Wendy's. You know, you just walk. Next week, the Bengals D will just be a gossamer dream catcher. A yield sign would be a better defense. Right. A fifth grade class red rover line. A saloon door would be better. A Walmart greeter.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not going well, you see.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, a blockade and Parcheeso easy would be a better defense. A signed photo of Pete Rose. I mean, you could slow, right? Just setting down Marge shots. Coffin on the line of scrimmage would be a better defense. He might Trip might. You know, a bowl of skyline chili would be better.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You gotta stop and put cheese on it. You know Chad Johnson's paperwork to change his name to Ocho Cinco would be a better defense.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

An actual Buckeye, you just set it down sitting there on the ground. The mayor standing there explaining why the Cincinnati, Ohio airport is in Kentucky. That would be a better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

A broken table from a bill's tailgate would be a better defense. Jazz hands would be.

[Tom Griswold]

So we've established they're not defense.

[Chick McGee]

They're not good.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

An old man wagging his finger would.

[Josh Arnold]

Be a better defense.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That guy. Guy in Tiananmen Square who stood in front of the tank with the briefcase. That guy would be better. Whoa, a white floor sign.

[Chick McGee]

He did have a briefcase. I forgot he had a briefcase.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I looked it up because I thought I was crazy. A kid selling fundraising candy bars. You gotta stop for a sec, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

A pop up that says I'm not a robot. That's a better defense.

[Announcer]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You gotta check that box.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. All right, I think we got it. Now.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It'S a big day by Bears rookie called my Nunangai. His. My buddy Jim told me if he had a fantasy team, it'd be called Cream of Manangai. Pretty good writing the Saints. Saints are not good. They're so terrible the church is quietly moving them to another parish. They're changing the name of the Superdome. Now it's Our lady of Perpetual Fourth downs. The only thing the Saints have converted this year is caffeine into anxiety. Come on. That's a good joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a thinker.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. Even St. Christopher thinks they're lost.

[Josh Arnold]

See?

[Tom Griswold]

Is okay.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Not lost causes. When the Saints Go Marching in has officially been reclassified as fiction. The Big Easy is now reference to buying Saints tickets on StubHub. It's very.

[Josh Arnold]

There's so many easy.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's very. It's easier to get sage tickets into rollings than it is to get beads.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You just show the one breast.

[Chick McGee]

That's close enough.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of city research search this week. Yes. You're Google.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, who wouldn't want him in a writer's room? He comes with.

[Tom Griswold]

With.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Every conceivable Cincinnati reference. And now New Orleans.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I gotta tell you, I just. From a writing point of view, every once in a while you just land on something that makes you giggle. I don't even know if the jokes are good. I just could not stop writing jokes about the Bengals defense. It was just so much fun. Like par cheesy blockade. That's a good. I write it down, wander around for half an hour. Jacksonville's Cam Little now holds the record for longest field goal. Justin Tucker is rolling over on his masseuse table. Oh, he could have had that record, Justin, if you weren't such a jerk. If he didn't insist on such a jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, is he eligible to come back? Isn't he suspended or something?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I think he's suspended. I think he's currently still suspended. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

I think the Raven. Yeah. I don't know if the league's done anything with him or not yet. I don't think so. The Ravens cut him. I know that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

So, yeah, they cut him. But I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Or did they not even bother with the suspension because he's not on a team?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, you remember he was kind of starting to miss kicks right before, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, he wasn't what he was. Yeah, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Head wasn't in the game. It was somewhere else.

[Josh Arnold]

He's getting his kick somewhere else.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The packers were super cool throwbacks this week. Included faux leather helmets.

[Christy Lee]

Super cool. They look the same. Disgusting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. Oh, you didn't like those?

[Christy Lee]

I hated them.

[Chick McGee]

Kaki, I'm with you. I like those uniforms.

[Christy Lee]

No, they look like they. They look like running turds.

[Josh Arnold]

Running.

[Pat Godwin]

Running turds. Christy, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Father, I'm. I'm proud to be a Native American, but can you tell me the story of naming me again? Well, of course. Running Turd. Here's the.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, I could not believe it.

[Chick McGee]

I. I didn't care. I think the helmet should have been just leather colored. Not with the actual stripe decoration.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The painted.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's where. That's what turd like.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

They could have been brown, especially when.

[Christy Lee]

They had the guys that were wearing the bigger helmets.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

You did.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Leather helmets is such a weird idea, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, it is a weird idea. That's what they went with.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't offer even back in the day for pilots, you'd see those in the biplane days, apparently they offered absolutely no protection. But they kept point.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Kept your head warm. If you were driving a biplane. Piloting a biplane.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense. But yeah, the protection aspect seems very weak.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, it's weaker than the Cincinnati defense.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Way. Now we're doing group callbacks.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, that's right. Imagine explaining to the leather helmet era guys that someday there will be Cushioned high tech hardshell helmets. And female referees. And black quarterbacks.

[Josh Arnold]

Black coaches.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Right. No smoking on the sidelines. Imagine explaining the current game to these guys.

[Chick McGee]

For some coaches, you gotta have more Cincinnati jokes. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the guy Jake was showing me? The guy that was wearing, effectively wearing shorts to kick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the guy from Oklahoma. The kicker from Oklahoma. You see that?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm all for it.

[Chick McGee]

You are?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, whatever it takes to be comfortable doing that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're supposed to wear the uniform.

[Chick McGee]

Herb street said he's out there wearing his Daisy Dukes, but Daisy can't kick like this. He hasn't missed one yet.

[Christy Lee]

It was his uniform. It just was shorter in length.

[Josh Arnold]

They wouldn't have approved it, but it was way.

[Tom Griswold]

It was way up above his knees.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did you get a little turf burn A couple of times.

[Chick McGee]

Now, here's the thing. I was unreasonably turned on.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the problem. Oh, you were uncomfortable with how hard it made you.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't. I was at an NBA game over the weekend. It was really great. But I was kind of wondering, has the NBA ever done a throwback night where they're wearing the short shorts?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't think the players will put up with.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think. I can't see the players going, oh, yeah, that's a good look.

[Josh Arnold]

They are making a comeback with, like, the youth. A lot of young guys are wearing those again, which is crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Are they really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The nut huggers. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Does your son wear them, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

No, he's still with the loose one.

[Announcer]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Kostaki, I'm sorry, we've once again started to ignore you.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, that's all right. It's tradition.

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I did 40 Bengals jokes to open. It's fair. I got in the joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a closer? Are we done?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Let's see. We could. We always got a closer somewhere. We got. How about a corny one?

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

J.K. dobbins said he wants to finish his career in Denver, but in the text era, it's hard to take anything he says seriously because his initials are J.K. oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You never know if he's serious.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You never know. He's just kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, have a. Have a great journey to Berlin. And is. Is it true that we may actually be talking to you from Berlin next week?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, last night I was doing the math. This is my dream. I've lived my whole life waiting for this to happen. It's six hours ahead. I'll be calling you at 2pm Nice. I'll have two meals before I have to call you guys. Five in the morning in California.

[Tom Griswold]

See if you can find out that. What do they call it? The. What's it, abv. The alcoholic content.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Be careful with the beers there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my understanding that the.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'll be careful not to spill them and get them all inside of here.

[Tom Griswold]

German beer is very strong.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm gonna drink it. I'm gonna drink a lot of it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Say hi to your brother for us. And what's. What's the gentleman's name who saved his life? Jurgen. Jurgen. I tell Jurgen that he's a great guy.

[Chick McGee]

One more thing for Kostaki with the way he was talking about beer here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kaki.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get. Get in the program.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Seriously. I love you, buddy.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You were gonna say call drunk?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. I thought you were going there.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that day. That was fun.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think we can stop that, can we?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's 2pm you gotta have a drink.

[Josh Arnold]

Have a great, safe trip, man.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

See you, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Thank you. What a. A great story, though.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Millions of people offer to donate, and two people.

[Chick McGee]

That's like a Good Morning America.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Stephanopoulos story.

[Christy Lee]

Right? Or CBS Sunday Morning.

[Chick McGee]

There's good news.

[Christy Lee]

Why aren't they following them over there?

[Chick McGee]

Here's Jergen.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a CBS game?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I might be NFL Network. I'm not sure. 9:30 in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, right now it's a quiz time. You've been sending us letters because you have questions about the Silac Insurance Company and something we call annuities. And we're all learning about him. I didn't know about him. Did you know that when you retire, your boss probably isn't gonna go, hey, you did such a nice job, we're gonna keep paying you. The reality is you might want to look out for yourself.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

And establish a situation in which you keep getting paid, and that's called an annuity. And to get the details, you go to the annuities experts and we have questions for you. We call it the McGee 3. Let's get right to it.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Chick. Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to browse and read about all the Silex annuity options. What is the Silac Insurance Company's website address?

[Chick McGee]

That's so easy, Tom. It's Silac. Ins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's correct. Thank you very much. Question two. Dear Chick McGee, I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus. A 20% bonus?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

By going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Now that's amazing. Where do I learn more about that?

[Chick McGee]

Again, very easy. Just go to silacins.com click on on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear chick Magee. Question 3. Your voice is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

It is so mellifluous. Much better than everyone else on your show.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you be kind enough to read with your beautiful pipes? As they say in the pros, the Silac disclaimer.

[Chick McGee]

I cannot. Christy, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.comdisclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy. Of course. Done perfectly as usual.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Every young broadcaster should learn to do that. I can't do it, Josh. Can't do it.

[Announcer]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm way off here.

[Christy Lee]

You just gotta focus, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't do that. Of course. We'll get things into focus. We have a really interesting story about the connection between and the relationship with the term a woman uses for her mommy parts and what will happen in the bedroom. Fascinating study. And I assume the same applies to the gents. We'll find out when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for playing us all the time we have. Good morning. Welcome to the Bob and Tom show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Hello. Testing. Are we there?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, you're all good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I think I did. I think I did a chance, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I turned my headphones off.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You are the king of not running the equipment. Don't, don't. Don't stick it on Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's good to Be the king, please. Remember yesterday when Josh inadvertently. What'd you do? You. You turned your mic on and then sneezed and then turned.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I turned my headphones down instead of turning my mic off, and I coughed right into the microp, like. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We do these things, you know. A fool. Yeah, yeah. No, we have Ms. Hooker here with us.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

I did this the other day. I'd like to congratulate the makers of fine cookware for designing a frying pan that somehow the handle is hotter than the stove top.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I know, right now, not cast iron case.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. This one particular one, I thought, oh, this is the one that has the handle, the nail and I. Isn't there? In our culture, haven't we come up with. I know. We've got a shield on the back of a spacecraft to bring it back from outer space. Can't we make handles for high quality cookware that don't get hotter than helmet.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was gonna say mine's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, something went wrong with that.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you have all stainless or do you have non stick?

[Josh Arnold]

Non.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Both.

[Tom Griswold]

Both.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I have non stick. I swear by non stick. I like a nice omelette pan, and that's just about all I need.

[Jess Hooker]

Right, yeah, that's true.

[Christy Lee]

You make a nice omelet.

[Josh Arnold]

And I have cast iron. And of course, the cast iron handle will get hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have the little sleeve that you stick over the handle?

[Josh Arnold]

I have these lobster claws.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I have bear paws.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those are great.

[Chick McGee]

My daughter got me for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you do the lobster claw gag for your lady friend where you take off your pants and your shirt and you just have the lobster claws flapping around?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, yes. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a name for yourself?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Dungeness Dave. And although that'll be a crab, wouldn't it?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Close enough, considering he just left you out there on the island all by yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

Dungeness is also female.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, that actually is the perfect way. Ms. Hooker, I'm glad you're here, because this. This story, I think, is absolutely fascinating. We began our program today by discussing.

[Christy Lee]

It just seems so much common sense sense to me. I don't know why you're so fascinated.

[Jess Hooker]

You know how he is with common sense about sex.

[Chick McGee]

He is fascinated by common sense.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but this is about language. And, for example, we began with slang terms for the. The female mommy parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And the boy's mommy or the boys daddy parts?

[Chick McGee]

The boys Mommy part.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, sorry. And this is a story about. About what women say and what it means. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Your research shows how a woman refers to her genitals as tied to her overall sexual well being.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well being.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Scientists surveyed over 450 women about their feelings, attitudes and genital naming with categories including anatomical, vagina, vulva. You got it. Vulgar, like the P word playful. Childish, like hoo ha or vajayjay. And euphemisms like down there in private parts. Women who used childish terms such as hoo ha or vajayjay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Tended to report more negative feelings about their genitals.

[Josh Arnold]

Negative feelings about their genitals.

[Christy Lee]

However, using the vulgar terms during sex associated with positive sexual outcomes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now slow down there. That's. That's the important.

[Josh Arnold]

Vulgar is positive.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. That's the bedroom.

[Josh Arnold]

It makes sense. It's more confident, comfortable.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be interested to talk to a physician, perhaps a male gynecologist about it.

[Christy Lee]

Why a male gynecologist is not going to hear what a woman's private bedroom language.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet in certain areas they the ladies refer to as down there or.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, what is that? Now what do the euphemisms mean?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know because that's all I have in the story. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's okay.

[Chick McGee]

So the. Hey, Tom, what do they call a female gynecologist? A doctor, you jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Women who use vulgar terms apparently reported experiencing greater general sexual pleasure, more frequent orgasms and a stronger desire to receive oral sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so again, confidence.

[Tom Griswold]

And so if they're using the vulgar terms, they're hot and ready to party.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah. Doesn't that make sense to you?

[Jess Hooker]

And I think the assumption is, is that you guys prefer the vulgar terms. So that's when we're going to use them, as in a sexual encounter.

[Tom Griswold]

But if we use them.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotta be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there's certain women that. There are certain words that they just don't like.

[Chick McGee]

It could go one of two ways. You'll either get. Okay, come on. Or well, I never. And they're out of there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah. I think the same thing goes for the top, for the ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, sure. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta be careful.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you say a piece of chest like Pat's friend did?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I found.

[Chick McGee]

We found out.

[Tom Griswold]

Piece. A piece of chess.

[Chick McGee]

Once again. What did he say? Can I or may I? Or what did he say?

[Pat Godwin]

He got her in the back seat and he was trying to move forward with their making out session and he Asked her for a piece of chess. May I have a piece of chess?

[Chick McGee]

May I have a piece.

[Pat Godwin]

Very profit.

[Josh Arnold]

That's as funny.

[Christy Lee]

That is. I would have laughed.

[Josh Arnold]

So intentional. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And he came in on Monday and asked me if he did something wrong and I said yes you did.

[Chick McGee]

Yes you did.

[Josh Arnold]

The poor guy. His heart was in the right place.

[Jess Hooker]

And he was being polite.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do the fellas. Do you refer to the. Your front Naughty. If you will. Do you have a. If you were involved with a lady companion in an intimate fashion. Is there a particular. You don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. Do you guys. I don't have a nick now and then.

[Tom Griswold]

I only call them my privates when I'm saluting them after a successful mission.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very good. Yes. Rr.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I bet you have a whole weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Take a break.

[Chick McGee]

You know. A whole ceremony. Don't you put a little flag around it. I bet. And I think.

[Tom Griswold]

But my. I never got to my question. Let's just say you had a distinguished physician. Gynecologist man.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What would he do with his partner? What would he call it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Because after.

[Tom Griswold]

After a long day at the office.

[Christy Lee]

Depends on how their sex life is.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kind of hoping he. It would be just incredibly fun. Vulgar and nasty.

[Josh Arnold]

Filthiest.

[Tom Griswold]

He's so used to dancing around it all day long.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. There's an old adage that the only jokes that make comedians laugh behind the scenes are just the craziest, darkest, filthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Jokes you can't do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because you're so used to. So I wonder if gynecologists they. They just. Anything clinical is out. They just go crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think women that are uptight sexually are going to be women who use normal terms for that area or no terms. Right. Don't touch me down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't say anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Boy. We all gotta chill here and there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Hang on. I guess one of us has to do 1, 2, 3, go. Let's shoot.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that a song by the tubes?

[Christy Lee]

Don't touch me down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't touch me there wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I only know she's a beauty.

[Chick McGee]

Touch me in the morning.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Fine. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you suppose myself.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that movie Alino where he keeps going. You think he ever called it that?

[Jess Hooker]

I think Hoohah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey. Beverly d'. Angelo. Let me see that.

[Christy Lee]

I've never used the word hoo ha in my life. That's a young Term.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we've said that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Or who.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

La la.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Mala.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have. I have a. This is from Cosmopolitan.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know some ladies call it the good good?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And that can also refer to, I think, just sex.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I give them that. I gave him that. Good. Well, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite kind of cottage cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Good.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's. Good culture.

[Jess Hooker]

Good culture.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me get a spoonful of that. Good culture. Say it today. Let us know how it goes.

[Christy Lee]

Some ladies have that. You'll never get any of this. This.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, I, I. Have you ever heard the term with respect to the front naughty? The bajingo?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the foof? Yeah, I.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what? But foof is like a. Like is, is a stand in curse word for me. Like if something goes wrong, I go foof.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So I don't. I sound strange.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Some of these I. No one has ever used.

[Josh Arnold]

Jennifer Aniston kind of says that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Without the first absence.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Below deck.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You refer to it as below deck.

[Jess Hooker]

Built below the equator. Yeah, Jason said that yesterday. Referring to someone like their size beneath the waist being. She's a little big. Below the equator.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Jason, what are you watching back there?

[Chick McGee]

Let me, let me back this bus up here. Hang on a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he say it twice or did it just seem like he said it?

[Chick McGee]

What do you think? The biggest girl have you ever been with? Tom, Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

There must be a record out there. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

The biggest woman you've ever been with.

[Chick McGee]

Over £200.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you mean.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean weight. I thought you meant chasm.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta go there. You ever refer to it as the honey pot?

[Jess Hooker]

I hear that a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

In a jokey. In a jokey way.

[Tom Griswold]

In a jokey way.

[Jess Hooker]

And Honey Pot is also a feminine hygiene product. Now it is the name of a company. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I was with a larger woman and she called it the Honey Pot. And she called me Winnie the Pooh cuz I would get my head stuck.

[Tom Griswold]

She was big.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you know, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she's been. Smell my nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Neck.

[Chick McGee]

I believe Josh because he's the most mature and aware. But there is a fetish where that's a guy's. Their entire head.

[Jess Hooker]

That. That can't happen.

[Christy Lee]

That can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

With a lot of lead.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of.

[Chick McGee]

No, you have to work up to it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, structurally, the bone, it. It's not going to let You.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh.

[Josh Arnold]

She has to still be living.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's that now. Now that you change the category, there's.

[Chick McGee]

A flag on that play watching Ed Ge. Haven't you. I knew it.

[Christy Lee]

You're not watching that.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked this question earlier. This is on the Cosmopolitan magazine lips of slang terms. Flaming lips. Now, I want to know if the band came before the slang term or vice versa.

[Jess Hooker]

Flaming lips. Sounds like you might have an infection.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's well. Or you're very excited.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never seen that.

[Christy Lee]

You've never seen that.

[Pat Godwin]

Very excited.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they mildly amused. They engorged too, Tom. Just like. Just like.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, we well aware of that. The south mouth. The south, you know, whatever uses that.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you have a South mouth, go ahead and shave that goatee.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, John. Doctor, I've got a problem with my south mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

My south mouth.

[Christy Lee]

That's hilarious.

[Jess Hooker]

But I'm saying it now.

[Chick McGee]

Hair is back down there, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's. That's like firmly.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you At Southmouth, if you find that there is a tongue in there, marry her.

[Chick McGee]

You know, an extra.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm fully aware of the vulgarity with which that was delivered. Now, would a lady refer to her own as a quote unquote cooter?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No. That's a little rough.

[Jess Hooker]

If I said that, it would be around other girls to be funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If I were in the South, I think that's kind of a Southern. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What about cooch?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's around.

[Chick McGee]

What about. What about coos? Coos is there.

[Announcer]

That's so sleazy.

[Christy Lee]

Disgusting. It sounds like something's oozing out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So definitely the Black and Decker pecker record.

[Josh Arnold]

That is what you should. You should say to your doctor, somebody. Somebody listening right now is going to their gyno today. Please say, yeah. How's everything look in my Black and Decker pecker record?

[Chick McGee]

Just do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just do it.

[Christy Lee]

He's gotta laugh. He's good, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, this is. This is from Cosmo, the Itching Jenny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That is so odd.

[Christy Lee]

And that definitely has got an infection. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My Itching Jenny. Well, it probably itches without infection sometimes, right? My balls occasionally itch and they're not infected today.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure?

[Chick McGee]

Well done. So that cream I recommended.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I said Itching Jenny sounds like a locomotive. What did you say it sounds like?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, did itching Jenny1 Belmont 2 years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Better joke. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

All right, now, so if you guys feel left out coming up, we have the no nut November story for you. Yeah, yeah, switch.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a whole month. And that's really interesting. You'll be pleased when you hear the results of the, of the physicians that were inquiry that were, that were talked to about that. Sorry. All right, now it's time to switch gears and talk about Brickhouse Nutrition. I was actually talking to one of the physicians from Brickhouse Nutrition about how they developed Lean. Lean is a non prescription oral supplement. It's not a GLP1 injectable and it's all about weight loss. The discussion opened with a discussion of something called weight cycling which I was kind of vaguely aware of. And what it means is the average person at the age of 60, they've lost and regained several hundred pounds. You drop 10, you gain 12, you drop 5, you gain 8, you know how it goes. And weight cycling, not good, very bad for the body, puts a strain on it. So it's time to lose some weight the old fashioned way, the slow way, so you can keep the weight off. That's where lean from Brickhouse Nutrition comes in. It's designed to maintain healthy blood sugar. It's designed to control your appetite and control those food cravings. And Lean is designed to burn fat by converting it to energy. And burning fat, of course will help keep the weight off. You want a lot of information about it. We just go to take Lean, it's L E A N take lean.com, use the code word Tom and get 20% off your order. That's takelean.com the code word is Tom. Incorporate this oral supplement into your diet and exercise lifestyle. Results vary. These statements and products have not been evaluated by the fda. They're not intended to diagnose, treat or cure or prevent any disease. And they're not a substitute for care from your healthcare provider. But if you are interested in some weight loss, read all about it. Get all the information you need before you do anything. And a lot of that information is [e-mail] the code word is Tom. @takelean.com Coming up, once again, we have.

[Christy Lee]

No nut November and we have our history lesson.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll bring the nuts and the itching jennies back from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Quality.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance News Center. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

In his wide whale corduroy shirt, I believe. Wide whale.

[Tom Griswold]

Never heard that before.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

W A L E. A whale.

[Christy Lee]

There's a fine whale and a wide one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how thick the lines are. Yeah, yeah, that's. That would be a shacket, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Shirt, jacket.

[Pat Godwin]

I dig the shacket. Chick sports the shacket.

[Chick McGee]

I like the shacket.

[Christy Lee]

You have suede shackets.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like. I like a nice shacket.

[Tom Griswold]

The portman. Was it Portmanteau? Was that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Take two words and make. I'm not. I don't approve. It's like the spork. Hate him.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, there's Josh Arnold here with more infotainment this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, another one of Tom's faves.

[Chick McGee]

Edutainment. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now, what did we have to do here? We had a moral obligation to do today in history.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm ready if you are.

[Chick McGee]

November 4th. Election Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Some places. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

1842, Abraham Lincoln.

[Chick McGee]

Columbus. Sailed the ocean.

[Tom Griswold]

Married Mary Todd.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, what. What did Mary have?

[Christy Lee]

Well, she's schizophrenic.

[Josh Arnold]

Besides a little lamb.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, at least. Bipolar. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Some sort of gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Was she ever diagnosed?

[Josh Arnold]

They probably didn't know what to do then, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, but she had a. Like a washing machine, man. She clean you dry, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Yeah, on the honeymoon. On the honeymoon. Four score. Four score and seven.

[Josh Arnold]

No chrome on that hitch.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see now. 1884, Grover Cleveland led the league and beats James Blaine for his first presidential term. And by the way, he's the only other president, if I think I'm right about this, to serve non consecutive terms.

[Josh Arnold]

Grover Cleveland also was the only president to teach us about near and far. It's a Grover joke.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to Sesame Street.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there's some famous things like I like Ike or Tippecanoe and Tyler too. And Grover Cleveland was. He's a shower, not a Grover.

[Josh Arnold]

Grover. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And there were posters of his schwants all over.

[Chick McGee]

I like the way Grover talked about it as a third person.

[Tom Griswold]

Grover.

[Chick McGee]

Grover's happy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Aaron Farr was always great because he did the Muppet run back and forth.

[Chick McGee]

And then you could hear his feet on the floor.

[Tom Griswold]

1922, Mr. Howard Carter discovered the tomb of Tutankhamun in Egypt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Now you can go see all Those artifacts in the big Egyptian museum that opened.

[Chick McGee]

Being American, we raided the tomb. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And didn't he die a horrific death based on the curse?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you boy. Yeah. Don't mess around.

[Tom Griswold]

One hopes certainly.

[Josh Arnold]

You think he would ever make a joke where he would fart and then go, that's a toot. Uncommon.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope so somehow.

[Christy Lee]

I Hope so too.

[Tom Griswold]

1939, the Packard. I did not know this. Interesting fact. The first air conditioned Automobile.

[Christy Lee]

What year?

[Tom Griswold]

1939.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

You can tell it's the air condition because it's got that huge unit on the roof.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was a window unit.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very, very big.

[Pat Godwin]

Hanging out the window with duct tape.

[Chick McGee]

Really, really funny.

[Tom Griswold]

And it cut the gas mileage from 8 miles per gallon to 2.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Oh, here we go. I mentioned be like 1952. Dwight David Eisenhower elected President of the United States.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I. I drove a couple cars that did not have air. Yeah, you did. You guys like your cars? Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

No first car, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a Volkswagen Beetle or the Bug the. Many, many years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you did.

[Tom Griswold]

And the, the heater on that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The worst.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Once you'd been driving it for three.

[Chick McGee]

Hours, it would kick.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that was. It was fun.

[Pat Godwin]

It was tied into the engine.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember driving without air for so long that I went to buy a new car and they were like, you can get this car. It has no air. Or you can get. I was like, I'm fine with no air. Like I was. I didn't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I had just gone without.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever have a car that only had an AM radio?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Are you familiar with a product called the FM converter?

[Josh Arnold]

Through you guys talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You plug it into your AM radio and you go to a certain station on your AM radio, then start tuning your FM converter to the FM band.

[Tom Griswold]

That's something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, it was something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Under dash, eight track tape player.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The Monkeys. The band hit number one with the song Last Train to Clarksville.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

1966 Purple Rain certified multi platinum on this date in 1984.

[Chick McGee]

Never got it. And I like prints, but I never got that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. 1916. Walter Cronkite.

[Chick McGee]

How old is he today, dad?

[Tom Griswold]

We'd be 109 maybe. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember those crocodile tears. Kennedy's assassination.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a friend of his. He was.

[Pat Godwin]

He was a Republican. And wig.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a wig?

[Josh Arnold]

You can see the onion he's holding.

[Chick McGee]

In is underneath the desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Who don't. Oh, Oscar's not in here. Is sure. Is it cronk a term for weed or is it crunk?

[Chick McGee]

Crunk. I don't know what Chronic.

[Josh Arnold]

There's chronic crunk was getting real drunk right off of like.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what crunk is.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was the robituss and getting drunk off that stuff. I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

So you could do what? You could do a. Like a Rasta guy stoner doing. Doing the evening news. And that's. He'd be Walter. Chronic height.

[Josh Arnold]

You could do chronic height? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And no one would get the joke except for me.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You're wrong. Ultra Chronicite.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Happy birthday, friend of the show. Jeff Probst, the host of Survivor.

[Josh Arnold]

He never cared for you.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't care for him.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it now? The 20th season.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing. Ringing it all out of that, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, My kids love that show.

[Christy Lee]

They do.

[Tom Griswold]

Your kids do beautiful colors and they.

[Chick McGee]

Show parrots and they like beautiful colors.

[Tom Griswold]

And the competition and healthy people, they're watching Fear Factors.

[Jess Hooker]

Healthy people. He's talking about thin people.

[Josh Arnold]

Thinner and thinner or you're teaching your children to hate fat people. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You're like Michelle wasting away on the screen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever made mention of a fat person in the presence of your children?

[Tom Griswold]

My children know some very, very nice people that happen to be slightly larger than doctor's record.

[Josh Arnold]

You're talking about me, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

They are big fans of you.

[Josh Arnold]

So much.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

He had to buy him gifts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Many, many gifts.

[Tom Griswold]

Gifts. Now let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

Like him too, if you did.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have no nut November. We have a shoemaker who's got a very odd collection of Hollywood stars feet. Not their actual feet.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds. That sounds a little appropriate. Right?

[Chick McGee]

There's a website you can go to see how big people's feet are. Like type Gwyneth Paltrow in.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that Wiki Feet nine?

[Chick McGee]

I think it is.

[Pat Godwin]

You're a wiki feet, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're on Wiki F. Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Different than Wiki Foot. Dial carefully.

[Josh Arnold]

And Wookie Foot is also quite different. That's a furry.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna come right back.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Going to do a song this time. Right now. Song, Tom. Going to do a song right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Going through a Cosmopolitan magazine which.

[Chick McGee]

That you should be outlawed. You should not be allowed to read it.

[Christy Lee]

You're too old. Go on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Or too male.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was looking at it because I came up and I brought over this list of slang terms for both the male member and the. The female. Front naughty.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, front naughty is not on the list, which just shows that it's. It's incomplete.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's the go to here, though.

[Christy Lee]

Front naughty. Everybody talks about that. Yeah. With Tom especially. Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it sounds especially immature.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

The front naughty?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What about the fupa?

[Jess Hooker]

That's a whole nother. That's a whole nother thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a Greek dessert. That's. That's a.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the opposite.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With the front.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For example, it's apparently, according to Cosmopolitan magazine, the lady parts referred to as the fandango. The. The whispering eye below deck.

[Chick McGee]

The coochie whispering eyes.

[Christy Lee]

That is ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I say again.

[Chick McGee]

May I look at your eyes?

[Christy Lee]

Don't whisper, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

They will.

[Chick McGee]

May I speak to your whispering.

[Tom Griswold]

The lady bits? The pocketbook. The pussoir.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, easy, big. That's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

P U, S S O I, R. That's French, right?

[Chick McGee]

Pussoir.

[Tom Griswold]

The hoo Ha. You get the idea. Now, Pat, you apparently have a. A tribute to all of these Billy Joel. Okay. All right. Want to hear.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, go.

[Pat Godwin]

Something like this. What's the matter with calling it the P word? Is it sexy or way too crude? Maybe I should call your mommy pots of peach when you're standing there completely nude.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Peach Summer ladies call their beard to clam a hoo ha and you can't see the goods till you spend a lot of moolah. Every woman names their vagina something but a sweet, sweet portie to me.

[Tom Griswold]

In.

[Pat Godwin]

The UK And I can't call it a fanny in the States it's a honey pot. Be careful when you call it punani or you're gonna get slobbed a lot. There's a million Funny names for the penis. Women got beaver box, the altar of Venus, cooch, cooter, deli meat lady, garden wizard sleep. A sweet sweet Portie to me. I don't care what you call it. I just want a bottle of the sweet sweet Portie to me.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies are shaking your love glove.

[Josh Arnold]

Loving tribute to the sweet sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the. For the men, most of. Most of these I have heard you got your willie. The more formal phallus.

[Josh Arnold]

Very formal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Although I don't think you wouldn't say that to a doctor, would you?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I could see why somebody would, but I wouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you just say your pen penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your todger lap. Hog meat stick.

[Chick McGee]

What about the lap? Is that on there?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Survey says love gun is on here.

[Chick McGee]

The old love gun, doctor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. My love gun has an issue.

[Jess Hooker]

Is your love gun loaded?

[Tom Griswold]

Now the. The soldier. Yeah. There we go. But they're not as poetic as those for the boys, I don't think. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There is no altar of Venus for the man, is there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Tally whacker.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a very silly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I've always heard that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have an. A new story about an event, if.

[Christy Lee]

You will, kind of dealing with that. It is that time of year again, fellows. It's called the no nut November. An online challenge that encourages men to give up sexual activity, including self pleasure, masturbation and ejaculation for the entire month.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The idea is that abstaining might boost energy, focus or testosterone.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been doing this way wrong. I thought it was donut November. I'm having a donut every.

[Tom Griswold]

Has anybody ever heard of this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. That's weight.

[Christy Lee]

However, a new medical study shows there's no evidence of any of that. Researchers compared men who took part in the challenge with men who didn't. Okay, first of all, I have to ask. You're going by a guy's word? Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the honor system. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They found no measurable difference in testosterone, sexual pleasure or emotional health?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course not.

[Christy Lee]

Doctors remind men that normal sexual activity is a healthy part of life. There's no reason to go cold turkey unless you walk to.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The name is Crass.

[Jess Hooker]

It is. But I thought. Wasn't there no shave November before November?

[Tom Griswold]

That's Movember.

[Jess Hooker]

Movember.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody did a mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a charity thing. Okay. Is that for what, prostate health?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I think so.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

There was both. There was Movember and no Shave November.

[Jess Hooker]

Where you okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Just didn't shave.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I. I think the. The notion of that was. You're doing it to raise money for. I forget which.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was prostate. Getting a prostate exam or whatever. Okay. We used to do proctober here.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is much more elegant.

[Christy Lee]

Elegant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, elegant.

[Christy Lee]

Elegant.

[Chick McGee]

Ask me how I feel about being elegant.

[Christy Lee]

How elegant was that?

[Chick McGee]

You purposely searched the entire earth for a proctologist with giant hands, didn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. We still play the video on our YouTube.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, it's right up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick getting is a. Yeah, but that's important, fellas. I mean, there are certain examples.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Done.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you had it done, Pat? Which one? The prostate exam.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Every.

[Pat Godwin]

Every physical. Yeah, I do it myself, and I give him the results.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, do you.

[Pat Godwin]

I said everything's good.

[Chick McGee]

You got a home test kit?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's my finger.

[Tom Griswold]

But you use your left hand.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to.

[Chick McGee]

You really have to. To wash your hands after that, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good point.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you guys supposed to do that yearly?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not.

[Jess Hooker]

No, not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think. I think we are.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Depends on your history. And there's also the. What's the other. There's the thing that Pat has the song about the cola guard, which is. Oh, very valuable.

[Christy Lee]

That's totally different. Different.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the same area to him.

[Chick McGee]

No, while you're in there. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to root around, Oligarch. I was saying, in general, there are certain exams that are very important to get from a physician. Okay, now we have.

[Josh Arnold]

Doing a lot of good.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

You're doing a lot of good over there, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, you know, Let your hair down.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a chick McGee's prostate exam. Oh, this is a portion of it. This was live in the studio, me screaming in pain.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's a moment of honesty in here that I want to defend Chick for when it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that sounds very lively.

[Chick McGee]

That was Johnny angel, wasn't it? I.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. This is it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we just got right to it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

At one point in the longer version. Chicken. She is lubing up the area kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you go, oh, that's not bad. And you're right. Yeah, that's. That's one of the problems with that exam is the only problem with that exam prep. They tease you into thinking, this is going to be pleasure oh, well, that's not so bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do they. Do they bring the gel that they use up to temperature? To body temperature? So it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even remember feeling it.

[Chick McGee]

They. They did.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. You act like you've never had. Had this done.

[Jess Hooker]

He doesn't pay attention.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you know what? There's a chance he hasn't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that is true.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my prostate would never let me down.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, this is the guy who said, if you don't want covet, don't get tested. So that's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just all remember when it comes to medical. When it comes to medical things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can hear that in the hallway myself.

[Chick McGee]

And if for some reason you do get tested and you're positive, lies to yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have things to do.

[Jess Hooker]

They have a warmer for ladies. They keep it in a warmer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's why I asked.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now is there a month? Because for every. Every one of these stunts, what's the one. And they've got a couple in the spring. What's one of the. No, when's the. No alcohol one? What is that?

[Christy Lee]

That's January.

[Chick McGee]

January Mammogram, Mark. Is that what you're talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

What's. What's it called?

[Jess Hooker]

Dry January.

[Christy Lee]

Dry January. Yeah. It's just people drying out from the holidays, that's all.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the simple Dry January. Not clever like Movember.

[Chick McGee]

You think Movember's clever?

[Tom Griswold]

And then when is Shut Up September for the ladies.

[Jess Hooker]

What are we celebrating then?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Raising awareness for Shut Up September.

[Tom Griswold]

For peace and quiet.

[Pat Godwin]

It's very simple and it works.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there another one of the. I might have. I thought there was.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a couple other designated months, if you could.

[Jess Hooker]

Black History Month. Is that what you're thinking of?

[Chick McGee]

Much like John.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's legit.

[Chick McGee]

I mean these John Malovich movie. Would you like to live in Tom's head for like a half hour?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I bet. It's fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Well, time now to check in with. With Chick McGee and. And how we can go relax on a Sunday and watch the games.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

You asked me if I'd ever had a prostate exam.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the honest to God truth. Yeah, I. The first time I ever had to have that, I was in Orlando, Florida.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I totally. This is the absolute honesty. God truth. I can't give you this guy's name because he's, I'm sure still practicing. His name is funny enough, but I, I sat down while we were, you know, having the interview, and he said his desk right behind him was a picture of him on his college basketball team.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, big hands, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Huge. I, I was violated.

[Josh Arnold]

In the picture. He was palming the mascot's head.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that says a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Very large.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Coming up. What do you got, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, Coca Cola is debuting a new flavor for the holidays. I have a problem with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is it eggnog?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Is it peppermint?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Vanilla cranberry.

[Tom Griswold]

What do we have last? What do we have? Last week we had. They're bringing back Pib. Pib?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Mr. Pib's coming, coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Dr. Pibb? Why don't I just steal the Dr. Pepper thing halfway anyway, because that's what they're doing. We will return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the mom and Tom Show. Said it before, I'll say it again. You know why people love our show? Because they listen to it and go. Well, hell, I could do that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to and go. At least they don't have that going today.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a person tell me that we. We often bicker too much about really trivial things.

[Christy Lee]

No, are you kidding?

[Jess Hooker]

As honest feedback.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And I laughed.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever hear that, that phrase, I would be remiss.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

If I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I almost said that on purpose. What an idiot I am. I would be remiss, I guess, if I continued to fail to mention this, which I've managed to forget to do all morning. I'm sorry. Someone really should direct this show. The Bob and Tom holiday pop up shop up and running. Thank you, Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have these really cool.

[Christy Lee]

We start with sweatshirt right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there we go.

[Tom Griswold]

We. We. We put this together because I saw. I think it was Oscar wearing this. Are we still. Do we have those left? These are really cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we have these. We have the zip up hoodie. And we have a very special Christmas edition Bob and Tom crew neck and T shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And we do have some XL sizes, etc. Etc.

[Jess Hooker]

We have all the sizes.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. These are really nice. And where do they find them?

[Jess Hooker]

Again, go to bobandtom.com.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? We have thinny thin, thin, thin.

[Chick McGee]

We have what?

[Jess Hooker]

We have trucker hats.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to have for a sweatshirt, you want to get them. If you're an L, you want to get an xl, you want it nice and roomy. If you're an xl, you get a double S. Whatever. We. Okay, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it's smart to sell the Christmas ones?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, because Tom's niece designed them, so we're gonna. We're gonna sell those.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like them?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been into a store lately? Lately? The Christmas stuff, you get to wear.

[Josh Arnold]

Those once a year. You buy the non Christmas one, you get to wear it all year long.

[Christy Lee]

My kids all want one of the Christmas ones. I'll get with you after the show. The Christmas ones are.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell your niece thanks, but no thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll tell her.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chrissy's kids.

[Christy Lee]

Was it Daisy?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he designed Daisy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we've discussed no nut November. Yeah. Yeah. What is it? It's not sober October.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Somebody does. I think Kreisler and those Guys, does.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody do the opposite?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Get drunk?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, like drunk December. What are you talking about?

[Jess Hooker]

I think December is probably the drunk.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

April is also.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The T.S. eliot poem begins that way.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

December is the drunkiest month.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The tubers are emerging from that.

[Christy Lee]

It's a holiday party.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoy quoting TS Eliot on the show.

[Chick McGee]

No one else does.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. That's why I like to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have Christy Lee at the Silac Holidays. Yeah, Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Coca Cola rolling out a festive new twist just in time for the holidays.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The company has announced the release of Coca Cola Holiday. Creamy vanilla.

[Josh Arnold]

It tastes like polar bear.

[Christy Lee]

It's the first new limited edition holiday flavor in five years.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that joke.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't they already have vanilla Coke?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What could the difference be? I wonder if it's noggish.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, there's a cream base.

[Christy Lee]

It just says smooth creamy vanilla flavors that capture the joy of the season. That's Vanilla Coke.

[Tom Griswold]

That was my guess. Though I'm surprised they don't use the word eggnog in it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I hope it's noggish.

[Christy Lee]

Nish.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds Dickensian, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is he of the noggish face? Safe.

[Chick McGee]

Sir, may I have more nagish now.

[Tom Griswold]

Will you hear me?

[Christy Lee]

It will come in both regular and zero sugar versions. For those of you who then we'll get both.

[Jess Hooker]

We'll get the regular vanilla Coke. The holiday Vanilla Coke.

[Josh Arnold]

I come in both regular and non sugar depending on what I ate that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really?

[Tom Griswold]

Now to get away from the pineapple vulgar sex jokes of Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

We will back to the nicknames of mommy part.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I want to, I want to ask Ms. Hooker or something. I have learned a valuable lesson on this show.

[Chick McGee]

I wish you'd adhere to it more.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now before they. The slings and arrows from lesser of lesser people from lesser archers. Do not penetrate my aura. Okay, here's my. I, I, I'll, I'll make this as quick as I can. Years ago we had a news story. You're like about the hamburger buns where they were using. You'll remember the, the Krispy Kreme donuts and we said this is terrible and stupid. And then I ate one and said this is wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Similarly, this morning I brought in a chunky candy bar which everyone had poo pooed and said they're stupid and no one wants them. Everyone loved Them.

[Christy Lee]

They were very good.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if I've ever had a Chunky.

[Tom Griswold]

They're delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

Try a bite.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I can give you a bite in just a second if you'd like. They're really good. So I'm. What I'm going to the point I'm trying to make. To make. Is this Coca Cola. What's it called again?

[Josh Arnold]

Holiday.

[Christy Lee]

Vanilla Holiday. I've got a creamy vanilla. We forgot the cream.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a tendency, I think, especially among morning radio people, to just.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Knock everything and everything.

[Chick McGee]

What are we doing, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

We're wacky, but we have to try it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And be reasonable about it. There are many things we remember. We tried the insects that were turned into.

[Christy Lee]

They were horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Candy bars.

[Tom Griswold]

They were terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Grasshoppers. Or protein bars.

[Tom Griswold]

But in this case. So we will. I will reserve judgment until we try it.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no doubt it's good.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure it's good, but they already have a vanilla Coke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Vanilla Coke. Since the 50s.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have to see how it's such a marketing thing.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, were you here, Ms. Hooker, when they brought back the Mr. Pibb? This is. Have you ever had Mr. Pibb? I have.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a variation.

[Christy Lee]

Like Dr. Pepper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Dr. Pepper was my drink as a kid. That was my first choice. And. Yeah. So you have to get Mr. Pip. If they don't have Dr.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sugary. What is it? It's cherry. It's all the flavor.

[Jess Hooker]

All kinds of things.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You ever call it Dr. Pecker, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Have you?

[Chick McGee]

Instead of Dr. Pepper. Hey, give me a Dr. Pecker.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't think I've ever Really. On purpose.

[Christy Lee]

You've never had a Dr. Pepper, have you?

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Your mother didn't make. So you didn't. Your mother didn't make soft drinks. Or maybe she did.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was. I'm. I was a very loyal Coca Cola person.

[Josh Arnold]

Forrest Gump had a ton.

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Pepper. My aunt drank a Tab, which. I'd be at the cottage and open up the fridge. And that was all that was in there.

[Josh Arnold]

She called it scissoring fuel.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me another can of that scissoring fuel. Come on over to Melbourne's.

[Christy Lee]

Kept her skinny, though, Didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tommy, you wash my Subaru real quick now?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna go mash clams.

[Tom Griswold]

Done with your stereotyping clams? Mr. Pibb is the same as Dr. Pepper, but he flunked out of medical school.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they. They have it with real sugar in it. It's called Senor Pib. Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

That's it. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

He said two. Silence.

[Christy Lee]

Is that why you brought this?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I brought it up because we're talking about soft drinks.

[Chick McGee]

You think he hears thunderous applause in his head?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope he does.

[Pat Godwin]

Otherwise, you're crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I just remember certain person around here who would drive all over town to get Mexican Coke.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Before it was made.

[Josh Arnold]

Before it became people. I have stolen. I've stolen a lot of Mexican Coke from this building.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I used to order it by the.

[Tom Griswold]

Case, but that's how I would steal it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's now.

[Christy Lee]

Now it's everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

It's everywhere.

[Jess Hooker]

It is everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like twice as much.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Christy Lee]

And it uses real sugar. Duh. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I've heard some doctors say. And we've all heard some doctors say insane things, but I heard they said, if you're gonna have soda every now and again, just have a sugar. A real sugar soda.

[Jess Hooker]

It's better than aspartame.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I. I can't say who told me this, but this person is a physician.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And she said to me, I would rather see my kids smoke cigarettes than vape. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing to do with soda.

[Christy Lee]

That's nothing to do with soda.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing. Nothing at all.

[Josh Arnold]

He just heard the word doctor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It has to do.

[Chick McGee]

I have something to add.

[Tom Griswold]

If. If one were to look at this.

[Chick McGee]

And in his mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Tom, you tell him from a lofty perspective. I am. I am.

[Chick McGee]

You're always talking.

[Tom Griswold]

I am taking the structure that Josh has provided, which is something coming from person of greater. Greater intellect, which in your case and mine is virtually everyone.

[Chick McGee]

Give and take dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Here are a couple stories you're not going to want anything to do with. The Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. The unfeatured event will be the K Pop Demon Hunters. That'll be their spotlight. Well, that'll be huge performances by the film singers and themed balloons.

[Chick McGee]

The balloons have jumped the shark for me. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Haven't they?

[Tom Griswold]

You're not a kid. They're great.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes they still bring the classics.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Snoopy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There'll be 32 balloons, 27 floats, and 11 marching bands.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope it's not too windy. Windy.

[Christy Lee]

All leading to Santa Claus.

[Josh Arnold]

Only 11 marching bands?

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says.

[Josh Arnold]

It always seems like way more than.

[Chick McGee]

The year they have it. Pikachu.

[Christy Lee]

I was out four new character balloons, including Buzz Lightyear. And Mario.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I'll enjoy those.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. The K pop movie is the K Pop Demon Hunters. That's the most success, most watched thing.

[Christy Lee]

On Netflix ever in history. Yeah. Yeah, ever.

[Josh Arnold]

I only saw the porno Cherry Pop Semen Hunter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Again we go down. I tried to bring it up to an A level that is less coarse, if you will, but.

[Jess Hooker]

No, there has to be an adult film version of this, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, probably.

[Christy Lee]

And it's anime too, so that's a big. Foreigner. And Cool in the gang are also going to be part of the parade.

[Chick McGee]

What year is it?

[Tom Griswold]

This will include no members of the actual band.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

The gang still bring it. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I've actually.

[Jess Hooker]

They really do. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, they're good. I've seen them live not too long ago. But a Foreigner, there's no original members. Doesn't have the lead singer.

[Josh Arnold]

They're all foreigners.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're. But I mean, it's. It's a cover band. That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Wicked star Jonathan Bailey has been announced as People magazine sexiest man alive. If you saw Wicked, you know I'm talking about. Or you saw him in Bridgerton.

[Jess Hooker]

Which one is he?

[Christy Lee]

Lord Anthony.

[Josh Arnold]

Lord Anthony?

[Chick McGee]

I got no.

[Josh Arnold]

Lord Anthony's a good nickname for your ween. May I introduce you to Lord Anthony?

[Christy Lee]

He's very.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I call him Tony for short. But not for long.

[Chick McGee]

Lord Anthony needs fed.

[Tom Griswold]

How about.

[Christy Lee]

How about he becomes an Anthony at night?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I was trying to get back to something interesting, so I looked up more.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's mad at you on purpose.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

Remember we lost him early in the show because he didn't give me those two stories. Yeah. That's why I got upset.

[Announcer]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. I can't. Came upon some more nicknames. You tell me which gender.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. I'll start with an easy one. Tally whacker.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Male.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Pork sword. Male. Hang down.

[Jess Hooker]

Male.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, twig and two berries.

[Josh Arnold]

Any females in here at all?

[Jess Hooker]

Look, you can't even.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I just. I never. I had not read this. The paste thrower.

[Josh Arnold]

That's male.

[Tom Griswold]

The rope shooter.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Again.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all male.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. In fact, I think you knew that and I think you set us up.

[Pat Godwin]

Easy quiz at this point just so.

[Josh Arnold]

You could say paste thrower or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Though I honestly didn't. I hadn't gotten that far down. That's hilarious. No one has ever said that.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

In a. In a romantic moment. Of course. Can you imagine?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I've said throwing rope.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, if it has the consistency of paste, we got a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You need to have a doctor looking.

[Josh Arnold]

You've been eating horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's backed up a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Doctor. My semen's chunky now.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

I would once again be remiss. I forgot to mention this, too. Today's Tuesday, which means Thursday Evening starts week 10 of the NFL. Is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Which means you've got all day today, tomorrow and Thursday to get organized and enter our contest to win a great prize package from Stephen Singer Jewelers. A $500 gift card. Just go to bob and tom.com contest and you could be a big winner. Speaking of Stephen Singer Jewelers, Christy Lee, tell them about.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. You know, other jewelers hate Steven Singer. You know why?

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Because Steven has the best natural diamond stud earrings in America. And with all the gold and diamond prices are acting crazy right now. You know, the holidays are coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Up.

[Christy Lee]

You are in luck. Because Steven Singer has locked in his diamond studs at the old prices. That's right. Visit ihatestevensinger.com and find diamond studs for a quarter carat, all the way up to 10 carats.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

All at the same perfect price they were last year. It's an incredible value and no better time to get a pair of diamond stud earrings from Stephen Singer Jewelers.

[Josh Arnold]

Not to be confused with Stephen Winger Jewelers. Do you know how long he's been in business, Ace?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

17 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I get it.

[Chick McGee]

Reference a Winger song.

[Tom Griswold]

The band Winger.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kip Winger. That's where you went.

[Christy Lee]

All of his beautiful jewelry is backed by the best guarantee in the jewelry business. A full 100 day. 100%, no hassle, money back guarantee plus fast and free shipping.

[Josh Arnold]

Now Stephen Kinger's jewelry is all haunted.

[Tom Griswold]

Want it?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a Stephen King.

[Tom Griswold]

Distinguish between a reference and an actual joke.

[Christy Lee]

So we know at Steven Singer Duelers online at I hate stevensinger.com that's I hate stephensinger.com. the perfect holiday gift. Diamond stud earrings. Trust me.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much, Winger for that ass.

[Show Announcer]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Stephen Winger jewelry located miles away. Another Winger song.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

How many do you know?

[Chick McGee]

Something like that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you. I bet you enjoyed.

[Christy Lee]

We saw Winger a couple times, didn't we, Ace?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I sing like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. Yeah, Sounds a lot like Ted Nugent. That guitar riff.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds a lot like defined the 80s.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty good, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you ever call yours a colonel? Reginald?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Colonel Von Braun.

[Chick McGee]

Who turned you on to these?

[Tom Griswold]

I told you, I. I have a subscription to Cosmopolitan magazine.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's on the COVID this month?

[Tom Griswold]

I get it digitally, so I don't know. I'd have to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they don't come.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how I get my prostate. Exactly. Exams. Digitally, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm on fire today. Where are you guys? I'm working for my money.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like. I like the analog and now the new acoustic prostate exam.

[Chick McGee]

Really, Kiplinger? Really?

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we'll try to say something that isn't so obscure that you just turn off the radio. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Ricks.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now, why were we playing the. That Winger song? What was the reason?

[Chick McGee]

Ding a Ling over there had Winger.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Stephen Winger Jewelers. Oh, the great Steven Singer Jeweler.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. And. And I. We were mentioning that because I was reminding you that today is the day you can start making your picks for week 10 in the NFL.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we will once again award a 500 Stephen Singer jewelers gift certificate to some smart football prognosticator. Her. Just go to bob and tom.com contest. And it's not. Can you play that Winger thing for me just a little bit again? Let that. I would like to hear that. How many hits did they have?

[Chick McGee]

That's just the one.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the one.

[Chick McGee]

17.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Christy, you saw.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember 17 and miles away and can't get enough. Ah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Enough. Yeah. Oh, I saw them because they were opening up for another band I probably wanted to see, not because I went to see Wing or.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they still out there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, there you go. That's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

And I went and saw a lot of 80s bands in the 80s.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Back then you just called them bands.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did see a band tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that why.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that why during Those World War I movies, they don't they just call it the Great War?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You had said World War I. They'd go, what? I Mean, we got to do this all over again.

[Chick McGee]

We gotta number them. This blows.

[Pat Godwin]

They almost 1.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to give me a little bit of Winger over there?

[Chick McGee]

I still don't. Oh, here it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Is that enough?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Sound like Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I just. This is that the guitar tone is the same.

[Chick McGee]

That's all you wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah. Just because. Does this remind you of that?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

The tone.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, to me, this is a thousand times better. And I like that Winger song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ted is right.

[Chick McGee]

Not to mention the drum.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, this is one of the best songs ever. It's so cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we always get an argument about it. I. My favorite. In my top 10 guitar solos of all time, I put Ted Nugent. I know he's a controversial figure, but Journey to the center of the Mind. I love that guitar solo. Now we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. And we have really been remiss again today in some of the things we've covered.

[Christy Lee]

In Los Angeles, shoemaker Chris Francis is preserving a rare piece of Hollywood history.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Hundreds of carved wooden foot molds once used to craft shoes for movie stars. The collection belonged to the late Pasquale Di Fabrizio, known for decades as the shoemaker to the stars and known pervert.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, what. What I don't get about this.

[Chick McGee]

He's had a foot in his mouth. You know, he had.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I. I have understood. I would understand, for example, plaster casts of a foot that you could. So then you could make, I guess, a shoe that exactly fits it. But would this guy hand carve these.

[Josh Arnold]

Or are they not even. Are they toed, you think, or do they just look like doorstops?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

These are great questions that I wish I knew the answer to, but I'll.

[Josh Arnold]

For your.

[Christy Lee]

Did you not slip shot? His molds bear the names of legends, including Elizabeth Taylor, Peter Fonda, Tom Jones, Harrison Ford, Sharon Stone, Liza Minnelli, Goldie Hawn.

[Josh Arnold]

What would Richard Burton say about Elizabeth Taylor's foot?

[Tom Griswold]

These are the most beautiful feet in the world.

[Christy Lee]

Each aging box holds a physical trace of a career, some signed, others sketched with costume notes from film and TV song stats, even as Kiss guitar stays Fraley's.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why, but yeah, those tall boots.

[Chick McGee]

Kate winslet, a size 12 shoe man. Ladies. Size 12.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a photograph of the guy, but there. I don't see any of his. One of these but wooden foot mold, but it says that they're carved, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be nuts. I mean, how would you get it to match the person's exact foot? It.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to spend a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

Time with it, I guess. But. And I'm sure that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he probably does it from a picture or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Well then.

[Christy Lee]

But he wouldn't be able to mold a shoe around that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The idea is. The idea is you can make the perfect shoe because you've got a perfect mold of their foot. But I don't know, I just thought it was weird.

[Christy Lee]

Very weird.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

There's no business like shoe business. Like no business.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Quentin Tarantino is a big fan. He likes a shoe that shows a toe. He will take a movie shoe and sniff it. Uma Thurman says it. So there's no people like show people. They cobble for show folk. Even with the foot like Shelley Winters wore, she'd admit she's a round heeled whore. We got shoe molds for every star from Redford to Terry Garrett.

[Christy Lee]

This might help. They're called wooden forms known as shoe lasts that cobblers use to make their wares. So I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I mean it makes sense. But I mean to have one customed for a specific foot, I would think you'd have to have a mold of their foot.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they think about it. They don't. You just have a shoe size. You don't have to go on and have a shoe molded to your foot.

[Christy Lee]

I think they kind of look like the shoe molds like those shoe lasts that you put in your shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But.

[Tom Griswold]

The idea in Hollywood is that you'd have the exact perfect shoe made.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But I just think width and length, they're not really. None of these shoe lasts pictured here have toes. They don't have individual toes.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And remember those. Somebody made sneakers with toes in them.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

And they didn't sell too well.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are kind of back.

[Chick McGee]

Are they?

[Tom Griswold]

I just saw an ad. They're. Except the toes aren't separated individually, but they're.

[Chick McGee]

They really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I just saw an ad for those over the weekend. I thought they're trying this again.

[Josh Arnold]

The ones where the toes were separated were weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I never wore them. They made socks like that too. Those are hard.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes they have the big toe separated from the other ones. That's weird.

[Chick McGee]

Freakishly so.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, don't forget we've got our. We don't have any Bob and Tom shoes, but we got these cool new sweatshirts and T shirts and my niece Daisy's designed a little Christmasy T shirt that's really cool. And they're up and [e-mail] for a limited time, just for the next couple of weeks. But it would make a nice, nice holiday gift. So check it out if you want bobandtom.com also while you're there, bob and tom.com contest for your shot at maybe winning some nice stuff from Steven Singer jewelers. Get those NFL picks. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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