The BOB & TOM Show - November 5m 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – November 5, 2025

Podcast Host: The BOB & TOM Show (Cumulus Podcast Network)
Date: November 5, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers the signature blend of comedy, sports talk, listener letters, and lively group conversation The BOB & TOM Show is known for. Main themes include celebrating the return of legendary sportscaster Dick Vitale after cancer, listener interactions and jokes about everyday topics like dishwashing, Thanksgiving traditions, the use (or non-use) of "good china," and an energetic slew of stories about celebrity elevator encounters, absurd animal news, and offbeat listener letters. Throughout, the cast maintains their playful, irreverent tone, bouncing between satirical banter and genuine moments of camaraderie.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Dick Vitale's Return and Health

• [02:54] Tom Griswold shares the good news: Dick Vitale is cancer free and returning to the broadcast booth.
• [03:25] Jeff Oskay provides details: Vitale received a standing ovation at the first Dick Vitale Invitational. ESPN is easing him back into action to preserve his voice.
• [04:29] Panel reminisces: Vitale is a longtime friend of the show—famed for his personality, books, and “one-eyed Dick” moniker (due to his glass eye).
• [05:23] Discussion of upcoming “Dicky V Salute” song for later in the show.
• [77:00] The group applauds Vitale’s legacy and the measures in place to protect his voice.

Notable Quote:
“Dick’s a longtime friend of the show and for those of you that are familiar with him, he talks a lot.” – Tom Griswold [04:21]

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2. Fun with Comedy Bits and Spoofs

• [00:58–02:36] The team opens with a parody advertisement for a Dick Vitale Alarm Clock, complete with impressions and catchphrases (“Get up, baby!”).
• [02:36] Self-aware apology for the over-the-top bit:

  “Our comedy shouldn’t be more annoying than the device it's made…” – Josh Arnold

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3. Listener Letters & Slang Disputes

• [19:32–23:10] Several listener letters are read, often prompting comic debates or accidental double-entendre:

  • The panel is enlightened about the slang “Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker,” which some say refers to girls with braces, not genitals—a point of confusion in a previous episode.
  • A letter recounts a failed attempt to use that term romantically, resulting in:

    “She said, what the f. is wrong with you?” – Listener letter [21:53]

• [24:19] Jennifer’s letter: Shopping miscommunication leads to the emergence of “smelly pellets” as a replacement for “scent boosters,” sparking a lighthearted chat about laundry routines and family dishwashing systems.

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4. Thanksgiving, “Good China,” & Domestic Banter

• [08:12–13:58] With Thanksgiving approaching, the crew debates traditions:
  • Who uses “the good china” for the holiday meal?
  • Is it better to stick with paper plates for large crowds?
  • Christy Lee jokes about only using her china a handful of times in 40 years, while Tom shares stories about dishwashing territorialism.
  • Josh wonders why “good china” is even called “china”—Tom delivers trivia that it’s named as such because it was originally imported from China around 1618.

Notable Quote:
“The average homeowner holds off nearly 30 years before using their best dinnerware, with many saying they're still waiting for the right moment.” – Christy Lee [66:57]

• [66:57–70:10] Further chat about inherited dishware, handwashing requirements, and generational differences in using formal dining sets.

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5. Sports and Pigskin Pick’em Winner

• [05:40, 18:12] Announcement of the week’s NFL Pigskin Pick’em contest winner:
  • Ashley Campbell Storm, the only person to get 13 of 14 games correct.
  • Her name spawns a running joke about “Campbell Storm” sounding like soup falling from the sky and leads to a musical spoof:
    “It’s raining men-estrone!” [87:17]
• [18:32] Information on entering next week’s contest shared.

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6. Celebrity Elevator Encounters

• [37:30–42:20] Extended conversation and listener letters about run-ins with celebrities on elevators, escalators, and even airport shuttles.
  • Encounters range from Woody Allen in Yugoslavia (Tom), Abe Vigoda (Jeff), and Larry King, to Run-DMC and Mike Love of The Beach Boys. The group shares anecdotes, and listeners write in with their own stories—many laced with comic one-upmanship.

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7. Wild Animal Hijinks

• [08:00, 155:49] News items about animals on the loose:
  • A supposed lion in Ireland turns out to be a Newfoundland dog named Mouse, groomed with a mane.
  • Two monkeys remain at large.
  • A raccoon is rescued from drowning with the help of a traffic cone [158:15].
• Playful speculation ensues about animal rescue dangers and the potential for such stories to escalate into chaos.

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8. Thanksgiving “Hosting Pants” and Food Debates

• [60:12] Butterball launches “Thanksgiving Hosting Pants” – utility pants with pockets for a meat thermometer, utensils, bottle opener, and more.

  • The crew riffs on their fashion sense and Thanksgiving dress codes (jeans and a sweater vs. more formal attire).

• [65:36] Pat Godwin performs “Blubba O’Reilly,” a comedic Thanksgiving song about expanding waistlines due to holiday gluttony, set to the tune of “Baba O’Riley” by The Who.

Memorable Lyric:
“Gone is my teenage waistline / I have an expanding waistband.” – Pat Godwin [64:54]

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9. Daylight Savings, Deer Collisions & Animal Psychology

• [47:45] Statistical news: Permanent Daylight Savings Time could reduce deer-vehicle collisions by tens of thousands.
  • Comedy arises from speculation about deer “faking” injuries for insurance, and a larger philosophical debate about time changes impacting animals.

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10. Sex, Relationships, and “Sexy Time” with Ali Breen

• [135:57–152:53] Comedian Ali Breen joins from an airport lounge for her recurring "Sexy Time" advice segment.
  • Letters include:
    • A dog who hates the letter writer’s boyfriend (“Dogs know!”—the crew debates scent, spirit, and psychology).
    • Someone considering a threesome for her boyfriend’s birthday, but worried about jealousy and future fallout. (Consensus: “You can't put the toothpaste back in the bottle.”)
    • Awkwardness after a wife’s friend drunkenly tried to hook up with the husband.
  • The group balances genuine advice with risqué riffing and laughter.

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11. Superman Comic Book Fortune

• [126:09] A pristine copy of Superman #1 (1939) is found in an attic, soon to be auctioned and likely worth millions. This triggers groans about parents who threw out collectors’ comic books—“My mother, I don't know what she was thinking...” – Tom Griswold

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12. Quick Hits & Lightning Round

• Celebrity News: Adam Sandler named AARP’s “Movies for Grown Ups” Career Achievement honoree.
• Odd News: Paris’s Louvre museum’s video password discovered to be simply “Louvre,” prompting ridicule over security.
• Listener Laughter: Child calls lasagna “spaghetti cake” – instant show favorite [46:20, 84:25].

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Bits

• “He’s a hell of a personality.” – Christy Lee on Dick Vitale [04:30]
• “No! I don't mind doing the dishes. I do them every night. Oh, I have a system.” – Tom Griswold [09:36]
• “The dishwasher looked like a drunk raccoon had loaded it.” – Jeff Oskay [10:03]
• “[Lasagna is] spaghetti cake.” – Listener Sean’s child [46:20]
• “You telegraph it too much!” – Josh Arnold frustrated by misunderstood minestrone joke [88:02]
• “Elevators don't count. Escalators! … Anything that brings you up and down.” – Josh (debating rules for celebrity encounters) [37:51; 40:10]
• “What’s the most unnecessary thing that requires a password?” – Tom Griswold [131:57]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:58–02:36] Dick Vitale Alarm Clock Comedy Bit
• [02:54–05:23] Dick Vitale Cancer-Free News & Anecdotes
• [08:12–13:58] Thanksgiving, China, and Dishwashing Routines
• [18:12–18:33] NFL Pigskin Pick'em Winner Announced
• [19:32–23:10] Listener Letters & Slang Debate (“Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker”)
• [37:30–42:20] Celebrity Elevator Encounters
• [46:20–84:25] “Spaghetti Cake” Letter Recurs as Favorite Joke
• [47:45–51:44] Daylight Savings & Deer Accidents Discussion
• [60:12–61:58] Thanksgiving “Hosting Pants” News
• [64:54] “Blubba O’Reilly” Thanksgiving Parody Song by Pat Godwin
• [126:09–127:01] Superman #1 Comic Discovery
• [135:57–152:53] "Sexy Time" with Ali Breen

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Episode Tone & Style

Warm, loose, and jovially irreverent. There’s constant playful “roasting” among co-hosts, extended running jokes (minestrone, gravy boats), genuine moments of connection, reckless segueing between topics (“I’m like the cool disorganized teacher who keeps changing the subject.” – Tom Griswold), and an ongoing invitation for listener interaction in the form of stories and mail. Occasional ribald language remains firmly in the realm of classic morning radio cheekiness.

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Conclusion

This episode exemplifies why The BOB & TOM Show remains a stalwart of American radio comedy: blending topical sports and news, listener engagement, running gags, improvisational song, and the freewheeling chemistry of a veteran panel. Whether laughing about Thanksgiving kitchen systems, the disappointment of lost comic book fortunes, or giving tongue-in-cheek relationship advice, the show remains both playful and oddly affectionate—a daily party you’re invited to join.

Transcript

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Dick Vital you've heard him call games in his own unique style.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

To present the Dick Vitale Alarm Clock Shake and Bake. It's time to wake. I don't mean maybe. It's time to get up, baby Chuck and time. It's almost five. Hey, come on now, get to sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of your eyes. Come on now, wake up. You're a Rolls racer.

[Tom Griswold]

The Dick by Tao alarm clock offers a single, double or triple overtime snooze setting. Here Dicky V gently remind you it's time to start the new day. The last five minutes you show what you're made of, baby. Hey, come on now, get out of bed. Come on now.

[Josh Arnold]

You're the 3s man. You're super scintillating, sensational.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're a heavy sleeper, don't worry. The Dick Vitale Alarm Clock lets you sleep with one eye open his.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

The Dick Vitale Alarm Clock. The Vitalion Stallion sounds revelry with such classics as. Hey, come on sleepyhead.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a big dick.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for worky 2, 4, 6, 8. Get up now or you're gonna be late. Rise and shine. It's close to nine. This ain't no jack roll out of the stack. Hey, come on now sleepyhead wake up.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a space eater baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, come on now, get out of bed. I'm gonna warm up the bus.

[Josh Arnold]

Baby, baby's over.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on now, get out of bed. Oh, and it's unbreakable. Hey, come on, get up, get up. Come Vital Alarm clock wake up. You're awesome, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Like to apologize for that bit. I had nothing to do with it. I just want to apologize for us playing it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Our comedy shouldn't be more annoying than the device it's made. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We want you to wake up happy and feeling good.

[Tom Griswold]

We are going to because there's just been an tick by towels cancer free.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm very excited.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't mean we had to tort people with that hit. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

She's at the Sidelife insurance company news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Owski at the prize pick sports desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhuh. Well, thanks very much for joining us. Yeah. Isn't that good news?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Just released yesterday. In fact, we got a little bit of an update on Dick. Ev, you get the advert over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

I do. Dick Vitalis returned to the broadcast booth after being declared cancer free. He received a standing ovation at the Spectrum center and the first ever Dick Vital Invitational. According to the Athletic, ESPN plans to ease the 86 year old back into regular action. Yeah, they're trying to preserve his voice which typically includes skipping game day shoot arounds, not talking to players, having security escort him directly to a seat so he does not have to talk to fans. AKA the Chick Magee treatment. The invitational was between the Texas Longhorns and the Duke Blue Devils. Duke 175 to 60. Come mid January, assuming his health allows for it, fans should expect to see him on the sidelines much more regular.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know what's interesting? Dick's a longtime friend of the show and for those of you that are familiar with him, he talks a lot.

[Christy Lee]

You think?

[Josh Arnold]

And he's a hell of a personality.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, no kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

He's great. He's a character.

[Tom Griswold]

He's, he's written, I want to say, what, six books. Every time he'd write a new book, we'd talk to him about it. I'm not sure how much you can write about college basketball and being the one eyed Dick that he is because he only has one eye, famously.

[Christy Lee]

That wasn't a very nice thing to say about the man.

[Tom Griswold]

But he only has one eye. It's a glass eye view. Notice this. If you're watching a game that Dick is announcing, whenever they do the. What do they call them? The, the subtitles, the closed caption thing. Yeah. When he talks they put the letters real big, screaming yeah, yeah, that's a joke. You see, I'm just kidding. Anyway, I guess we could call him and talk to about if he's supposed to be resting his voice. So we could call him and he could just go, I'm here. And then just sort of sit there. But good news for Dick. Dick Vital, long time friend of the show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll I think later on this morning we'll play our Dicky V Salute the Dick Vital song.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is an absolute classic. You can sing along. All right. But thanks for joining us. We do have other sporting news coming up. You'll notice Chick McGee is not here today. Chick's a little bit under the weather.

[Josh Arnold]

Uh huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I will take a little bit of time from sports to announce we had another winner. This time for week nine in our pigskin competition. It's a lady. It's Ms. Ashley Campbell Storm.

[Christy Lee]

Go Ashley.

[Josh Arnold]

What a cool name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Campbell Storm. Sounds like you were being pelted with soup at 60 miles an hour. She wins the $500e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. She lives in Marshall, Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

Marshall. Marshall. Marshall.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you. Very good. We'll talk with Ashley. Come tomorrow, it'll either be Chick or somebody talking to her.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'll talk to her. We're nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to handle it. You want to make your sports picks Me? Have Andy do it for you. Have your husband do it.

[Pat Godwin]

Put the brakes on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know nothing about football. Don't watch it at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Making that assumption.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you put the moolah where the shmulah is, so. By the way, that reminds me, if you want to be part of this for week 10, which begins Thursday evening, just go to bob and tom.com contest. Pick your winners. By the way, Ashley was the only person. She got 13 of 14. Correct. The only one that got even 13.

[Christy Lee]

Good for her.

[Tom Griswold]

So Ashley is the woman. And once again, it's bobandtom.com contest for that $500 E gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. You can review the inventory at I.

[Christy Lee]

Hate stevensinger.com it was a crazy Sunday too. There were a lot of weird games last week. Good for her.

[Tom Griswold]

Some fun facts. People in Michigan have won four. Indiana two, Colorado one, Wisconsin one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you meant just facts.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I say?

[Josh Arnold]

Fun facts.

[Pat Godwin]

You clearly said fun facts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you did. He's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I get it. I see, I see interesting facts with that. No, no, I just.

[Christy Lee]

How about just facts about the contests?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I shouldn't have applied any spin.

[Josh Arnold]

No adjective.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay. Very, very good. Coming up in the news, we have a lion on the loose. Oh, by the way, how many monkeys are we down to?

[Pat Godwin]

2, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

2? Yeah, right. Those two monkeys are still running around out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now that we got a lion out there, maybe this will take care of itself, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe. Circle of life. Isn't that what they call it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It would involve international flight, but we'll. We'll worry about that later. We have weddings in the news. We have good China in the news. Not the country.

[Christy Lee]

The kind you eat off of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you. Do you refer to that as your good china?

[Christy Lee]

I have good china, yes. And that story is absolutely true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

What makes China? Is there a. Is it a certain type of glass? Plaster, Paris or glass?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's just. At this point, it just indicates you got married.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it indicates.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. I guess it just indicates. I mean, I can remember my mom always, oh, we'll get out the good china.

[Christy Lee]

And I guarantee you she received her good china as a wedding present, which.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And that we have another story that involves that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because almost everyone who gets china gets it as a wedding gift. That's where mine came from.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think it's become.

[Christy Lee]

And if you're gonna ask the first one, but go on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. Wow. So you must have. So it's full of. It's made of.

[Christy Lee]

Go on.

[Tom Griswold]

Made of clay.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's the fourth marriage? Paper plates.

[Tom Griswold]

It's zero gifts Chinatte.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that the. Is Chinette like the high end?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the high end paper plate.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I am. This is unreasonable. Of course. Like most facts about me, I do not care for paper plates. I know I use them for picking up dog poop.

[Josh Arnold]

But the chinatte, do you like? It's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

The Chinette's good, but I don't know. I'd rather. I don't mind doing the dishes. I do them every night. Oh, I have a system. By the way, just the other night, I had to scold someone for being within 10ft of me doing the dishes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can't have it.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, no, they. They do things wrong. They put things in the wrong place. No, those goes over here. Those go over there. Then I put them in here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Plus, that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

You time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Does Kelly have a problem with the way you pack the dishwasher?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Oskay]

Because I packed mine the other day and my lady said it looked like a drunk raccoon had loaded the dishwasher.

[Tom Griswold]

This is absolutely coming to my place. And it will sometimes be re positioned.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's no good.

[Tom Griswold]

I absolutely have a system, and I don't like it too crowded.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like the dishwasher too crowded?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And you don't put them in dirty. Right. Like they say you should.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I know. I've read the articles they get cleaner when they're dirty. Bs. I call. No, I. I have a scrubber brush and. But I have a system. But the large. I think what I want to ask you, Christy, because we also have Thanksgiving news.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. It's pretty funny. Do you. When you do your Thanksgiving, you get out the so called good china and then you have to hand wash it, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, we don't do the good china. Actually, we might this year because for the first time ever, we're just having a small family Thanksgiving. Usually we have a big family Thanksgiving. Big family. But this year.

[Tom Griswold]

So you've got some slots open for Pat and his son plus two.

[Christy Lee]

So this year maybe I will get out the china. Let me count how many plates I have.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll bring my own china if you got the food.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like I know our family has china. I've never seen it. Like, we've never eaten off of it.

[Tom Griswold]

This article is a survey. It's amazing how many people have it and quite literally have never gotten it out.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even like mine. I mean, I picked it out 40 some years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you give it back to number one?

[Christy Lee]

That would be a little hard. I'd have to bear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. Number one. You. You killed him. So technically you're a widow.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't even know that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't even know that either.

[Christy Lee]

He died a few years ago. I didn't kill him.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus. You guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we introduce very sad, the widow Lee over here. Widow Lee. Lis takes one of those notches off in terms of the church.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, his cousin's probably listening. And I apologize. I'm so sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a very nice fellow. I. You should have at least given him the dishes when you dumped him.

[Christy Lee]

You knew him. He got some dishes. Don't worry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, another. Another good start to the show. What do you think? We tied up, by the way, I want to say.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you'd hate us. We use the big giant paper plates on Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I get it.

[Christy Lee]

Crowd there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't. I mean, I can remember was it last year we had everybody and we had to rent tables and chairs.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't mind it. But then we did like a series of dishwasher runs.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this year I will. I am going to use real plates and just.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's nice, it's fun. We'll get to that story I having some trouble seeing this morning. I was blinded while coming in, oh, by the guy coming the other direction with his brights on. And apparently he got them from the Steven Spielberg Close Encounters of the Third Kind model brights, which I love. I love the, you know, once you turn on and you can hear your car going, what's the protocol? So a guy's coming at you with his brights on and you pop yours on and off. Then he keeps his on. You pop yours on and off again, keeps his on. Then I just put mine on. Yeah, yeah. It's a big as a big fu.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, yeah, I did that just out here last week. So I just turned. Oh, you're going to turn yours off. I'm turning mine on. And then he actually did turn his brights on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was really blind. He had the man for man headlights.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you. That's the problem. Especially since I've had the surgery, I can't tell who has bright lights on and who doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard, but I want to. I wish I could if do a aftermarket thing and have my brights even brighter. I'd like them to smoke because I.

[Josh Arnold]

Do the opposite just to throw them off.

[Christy Lee]

Turn your lights off.

[Josh Arnold]

I flash. Hey, your brights are on. I give them the flash and they don't turn their brights off. I turn all my lights off. Where'd that guy go?

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good. Oh, and coming up, a story I don't even think I showed. I showed this to Pat. Yet an interesting story that ties. What do you call it? The, the. The. The end of daylight savings time tied to the number of people who hit deer. Did I print this? This is really interesting about there. There is a connection between daylight savings time standard time and deer kills in the United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. We all know our pets are affected by it, so why wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this involves Pat, who at one, in one particular year, you hit two deer in the space of what, how many months a year?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I mean, 2017.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, so those of you that have hit a deer, you'll love, love this story. Now, a couple things also, we have some sporting news coming up. And I mentioned we do have our, our contest out there. Bobandtom.com contest. Hey, speaking of having fun, football action can be a lot more fun with prize picks. When it comes to making picks, being right never gets old. Don't you love that feeling where you go?

[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

United States need to be a little more nasty.

[Tom Griswold]

Make international friendlies for the men. Oh, Callum, that was nasty. And a Black Friday friendly for the women.

[Christy Lee]

Expectations have always been here for this team.

[Josh Arnold]

We understand that.

[Ali Breen]

Listen anywhere on the go with the.

[Tom Griswold]

Westwood One sports app. And for behind the scenes stories, catch the ultimate podcast.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, do we have an episode for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I threw you off a little bit. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Osk across the way. Hey man, you're at the Prize Pick sports desk, ain't you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick, chairman and Tom, we have listener letters coming up brought to you by Sleep number. It's the Sleep Number Black Friday sale. Recharge this season with cozy, soothing comfort. Save on mattress and base bundles. Plus free premium delivery limited time only at Sleep number or Sleep number dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan of my Sleep Number bed. I. I have the one that has that thing, you go and it raises the head. Oh, that's very nice. And it's also splits. I can raise my half and she can keep her half down there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's great. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we'll be getting to our letters in a matter of seconds. But first, once Again, congratulations to Ms. Ashley Campbell Storm. And her last name is hyphenated. Once again, a Campbell Storm. Sounds like you threw the soup into the fan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

From Marshall, Wisconsin, the winner of that $500e gift card to Steven Singer Jewelers. Check out the inventory ati hate stevensinger.com. you can be a winner for week 10 if you enter before Thursday evening. All you got to do is pick all the winners or as many as you can in week week 10 of the NFL.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's great. We'll be talking to her tomorrow. Speaking of week 10, one of the games will be taking place in Berlin, and our friend Castockia Khanomopoulos is going to be there. It's the Colts versus the Falcons. He's a big Falcons fan. And I bring it up once again because Kostaki's brother is going to be going with him because they're going to be taking as a guest to the game the guy that donated his bone marrow to Kostaki's brother saving his life. His brother had leukemia.

[Christy Lee]

What story?

[Tom Griswold]

That is such a great story. And there were. What do you see out of how many million?

[Christy Lee]

Like 16 million or some crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

There were two matches, and this guy in Germany was one of them.

[Christy Lee]

I might have my decimal point off.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was 16 million.

[Christy Lee]

I think it was. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But, you know, God bless him. What a great story. So they get to. They're going to go out and he's gonna hang with the guy and, hey, you got my bone marrow. Anyway, we'll look forward, certainly, to a good game. We do have NFL news coming up, but right now it is letters time. Who has a letter that they'd like to start with?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have one.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead, Christy, please.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't be sorry.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna hate me for bringing this up, but I think it needs to be clarified. This is from Justin in Huntsville, Alabama. You guys say you've never heard of Black and Decker? Pecker wrecker.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I always heard that was what you called a girl with braces.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Oh, my brother told me. Reminded me of that yesterday. And I was like, oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Some people were texting. Our producer Gary wrote in as well.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a very similar letter.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I never heard that at all.

[Christy Lee]

Did you hear that before?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, once my brother went, hey, that was that. That means a girl with braces. I went, oh, I totally. It came back to me.

[Christy Lee]

You look stunned.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that either. I. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because even my brother was like, don't you remember we used to call.

[Christy Lee]

And I was like, don't say your name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean. And the reason we need to explain why we were talking about that. We had a news story about a woman's choice of words for her genitals was kind of tied to her sexual well being. And then we went off on what some of those terms were.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but if you're using that term for your vagina.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so it's incorrect.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoever at. Yeah, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

It was a massive list of terms. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They just accidentally included that one or not unknowingly.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's. But that. That makes it actually. If it actually kind of makes it funnier.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Now it makes sense because we all know.

[Tom Griswold]

And we actually have a news story that involves, shall we say, a wrecking incident on an airplane. Wow. That would lead to this story and this letter, I should say. This comes to us from Chris. He goes, greetings, Bob and Tom show. My favorite degenerates.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Following Chick Magee's advice, I have been coming home from work, showering and approaching my wife and saying, without, I'll leave out the move that is then made. Do you want any of this before I put it away?

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, a 95% success rate.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Good for.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I am shocked as well. This evening I came home, showered and said, let me at that black and Decker pecker wrecker.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

She said, what the f. Is wrong with you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't recommend it didn't work. Tomorrow I'll try asking for a clam dip. Good luck, Chris. Wow. Yes. This. These. Some of these slang terms aren't going to be very effective. The essence of the one article was. See if you agree with me, Christy. The essence of it was in certain contexts, using vulgar terms in the.

[Christy Lee]

In the bedroom, in the heat of.

[Tom Griswold]

The moment can be actually a big turn off.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. And I think it also shows that a woman's very confident in her sexuality, feels comfortable saying those things.

[Tom Griswold]

But conversely, using childish terms is a.

[Christy Lee]

Huge turnoff, depending on who it is.

[Tom Griswold]

For most.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, for most.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think most healthy men.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, with good reason.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah, but fellas, you've got to Be very careful. You need to. You need to, as they say, read the room, if you will, to find out what terms you know, you just don't want to say, hey, nice, hoo, ha, and the door slams in your face. I think we've all. We've all encountered people of different. What's the word I'm looking for here?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What is the word you're looking for?

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

I like those. He's digging a hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Different. Different strokes, if you will, for different folks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're. Some are turned off. This is true of many bodily parts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boobs, breasts. You know, you got to be careful what you call them about getting. Getting yourself. Here's another one.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning, Bob and Tom show. I heard Mr. McGee say he did not care for my bald head and full beard. This guy sent us a picture of his beautiful dog, and he's one of these guys, white guy, shaved head, big beard, which is a look that I've said was created by Shel Silverstein in the 60s, made famous in Playboy magazine. And not everybody can pull it off. This guy had a really good beard, looked great. Chick said he didn't care for that look, he goes. For your information, Mr. McGee, the beard gives my wife something to hold on to when she gets some of this before I put it away. All right, thank you, Adam. Seems to be kind of a. Kind of a theme, Christy, of another letter. Am I.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't have another letter, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, we're. We're plumb out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got one.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This comes to us from Jennifer, and she writes, the other day, I was texting my husband a list of items to pick up on his way home. We were all out of the scent boosters for our washing machine. Now, what is this, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, these are little crystals that you put in the wash before you put in your clothes, and they add a fragrance to your. I am not a fan. My husband. Big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm not aware.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And I think sometimes people put in too many crystals, and then it's very overpowering sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they loose or are they, like.

[Christy Lee]

They're loose. They're in a. In a big jar.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're called what?

[Christy Lee]

They're scent boosters, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. She couldn't think of it. And she said, we need more smelly pellets.

[Christy Lee]

That works.

[Tom Griswold]

I think It's. It's. It's even.

[Christy Lee]

I just bought some last night. That's so funny you'd bring that up. Ocean Mist is the fragrance.

[Tom Griswold]

Then what are the little satchels in the dryer?

[Christy Lee]

The little satchels.

[Tom Griswold]

Seen these things?

[Christy Lee]

No, I use. I use bounce dryer sheets.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't use.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Some of our listeners. I. Gosh, I wish I could remember who they. They sent us these giant. Well, they're. They're alpaca balls or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure they're alpaca people. I can't remember what.

[Tom Griswold]

They're like brown, like the size of softballs. You know, I love.

[Christy Lee]

I gave them for Christmas gifts one year.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, my dogs love those.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they tore them up.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, actually, they don't. They just carry them around, but they. Now. Are the dogs there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If. When I'm taking the towels out and they fly out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The dogs take off with.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but those are. Those are great.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised. Well, whatever you use on your laundry, it smells that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a liquid detergent.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, what's the satchel that you're putting in your dryer?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't have them. I just noticed that when I was the other day, and I said to Kelly, what is this thing? She. Oh, yeah, it's. It's a scent thing. It goes in the dryer. They look like.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like a bag that has holes in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They're little. They're the size. What are they? Like the size of a matchbox. And you shake. There's something in them.

[Jeff Oskay]

And.

[Christy Lee]

And you put it in your dryer while your clothes are drying.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. But, yeah, she's been doing. Yeah. I guess I'll have to do some homework on this.

[Josh Arnold]

Kelly, what are these? These look like men's cufflinks.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are scent balls.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a bag of scent stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

A scent deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday, during our history lesson, we were talking about, I think it was Grover Cleveland's birthday or something that I mentioned this, and I think I'm right. I hope I'm right. I think he was the only other president that was in office, lost, wasn't reelected, but then was elected again the next time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, the other one was Abraham Lincoln.

[Tom Griswold]

But this. And I don't. This is. I'm not sure about this trivia fact either, but this comes to us from Linden, Pennsylvania. Jack writes, he was also the only president to get married in the White House.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Like, actually in the White House or while he was in the White House?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm assuming both.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

He married Frances ford, who was 21. Not the godfather director who was 21 years of age when she married the 50 year old President Clark. Cleveland. All right, so I assume this is a correct fact.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think America would elect a single president?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, at this point, I mean, I know it was very controversial. When you think about the hurdles that have been, or I'm not sure if that's the right word, but.

[Josh Arnold]

No, yeah, no.

[Tom Griswold]

In the last whatever 60 years you've got, they didn't think Kennedy could get elected as a Catholic.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Reagan, a divorced president. Sure. Barack Obama, a handsome president. Anyone? Anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes, I know there are many handsomests who did not like him winning.

[Tom Griswold]

And it didn't say handsome on his birth certificate. And they. You know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. At this point, I don't know what.

[Josh Arnold]

Would those social, social mores have changed to where you can now?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, look what happened in New York yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, but I mean, he has a girlfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but no, no Muslim president. I mean mayor. That's a huge deal if you ask me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So the definitely causing some headlines.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, you know, these, these. So your question originally was what?

[Josh Arnold]

America.

[Tom Griswold]

Single man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And a single person. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Well, the next one. Will they ever elect a, A gay president?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you got Pete Buttigieg.

[Pat Godwin]

Some say we already have.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they did. That's in some people. Don't they think that. Don't they think it was Rover Cleveland, Isn't that.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Lincoln. Yeah. Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Had a roommate, wrote letters.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. They slept in the same bed.

[Jeff Oskay]

He did like to wrestle.

[Tom Griswold]

Check my oil, Abe.

[Josh Arnold]

So maybe he.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what that means, don't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, maybe John Wilkes Booth hit on him at a bar and rebuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's an actor, so obviously gay.

[Pat Godwin]

Exit stage lefty.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't meet too many Abes anymore.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a shame. Abraham is a great name.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is a good name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Abe. I don't know an Abe.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody that has an A name? I just had this conversation with Austin, Aaron, whatever his name is. Everybody has an A name. I call him Austin. I don't know why that is. I know his name is Aaron. I called him Austin as we were walking up the steps.

[Josh Arnold]

In your defense, we do have an Austin as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironically.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, ironically.

[Tom Griswold]

The most famous Abes.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I can't defend you anymore. You didn't even know that I Didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Who's Austin?

[Jeff Oskay]

Austin's been here about a year.

[Pat Godwin]

All the time, every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Videographer. Very handsome. Nice kid.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's why you're right.

[Pat Godwin]

You married him last year.

[Christy Lee]

Remember Noah's buddy, Austin?

[Tom Griswold]

Any man over 21, Christie's blind dude. Famous Abes, you get your Abraham Lincoln.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And your Abraham Zapruder.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And your.

[Josh Arnold]

Abe Froman, sausage King of Chicago.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've rode in an elevator with Abe Pagoda.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was in New York City, and I got on the elevator and I look over as a Pagoda with his wife, and I was like, oh, my gosh, you're the guy from Barney Miller. And he's like, nice to meet you. He shakes my hand and he goes, what are you doing? I go, I'm vacationing. He goes, oh, me and my wife, we live here in the hotel. And it was nice to meet you. And his wife was this tiny little. She looked like she was 150. And he was like this big, you know, towering man. And they. I ended up being on the elevator with them three different times, and they were just a pleasure every time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of a cool. I wonder, Pat Godwin, any famous elevator encounters?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, many.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Henry Winkler. Jeez. Lots of people.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember Dick Tracy premiere that you guys read too, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Tracy.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a turd of a movie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Larry King in the elevator.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you talk to any of them?

[Pat Godwin]

Dustin Hoffman had his grandkids on his shoulder.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Larry King. Yes. He's about 4 foot 2.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I got to open for Larry King.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm seeing. No, you didn't.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't actually open for him. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Although it'll be good. Good for you. He's pretty good. Yeah. I also. I. I met Larry King and that man. Skin and Bones.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He was crazy thin.

[Tom Griswold]

He was. Was very slender, and he weighed less than me. Yeah, I'm a big fan. I always liked there. He was very kind, very nice, gregarious and. Yeah, Yeah, I liked his radio show. Back in the day, I'd be driving into work and he had that overnight show that was terrific. Let's see. There are not a lot of famous Abes, though, I'm afraid.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Probably in sports, there are a couple that we're just not. We're missing.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I think we got. I think the first. The top two have got to be Zapruder and Lincoln.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's your. What's your most famous elevator Though.

[Tom Griswold]

Woody Allen. Oh, Woody Allen in Yugoslavia, of all things. What?

[Pat Godwin]

What now?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

Why didn't you bring.

[Tom Griswold]

I was with my dad and it was like, it was really. I was really young, so it was probably in the early 70s. But I got in the elevator and Woody Allen and I. I don't know who the woman was, but. And my father, who walked with it at the time, walked with a cane when he wasn't in the wheelchair. So he's standing there kind of leaning over on the cane and he. How do I describe this? He put his hand up like this vertically and then kind of rested his cane against the wall, the elevator and did the point thing. Of course. I'm so embarrassed. I'm not going to say, excuse me, Mr. Allen, my father's an idiot. I just said nothing. And it was a tiny elevator.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys say hello at all or just nothing?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't do it. Yeah, but that was in the era pretty Annie hall. So it was kind of, oh, wow, bananas and Take the Money and Run and the stand up comedy. I had those albums. But if you've had a great elevator encounter, by all means let us know, Bob and tomobandtom.com we'd love to hear from you. And coming up, we do have some interesting news in the world of sports.

[Christy Lee]

I was in the elevator with Mike Tirico once. He's a short guy too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Michael Bolton for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had an elevator celebrity encounter. Not in an elevator. Now I've had people meet me in an elevator. That's must have been a kiss.

[Jeff Oskay]

What a treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, no, no, I'll press floor too. I want to get out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. They would often.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll just walk to the lobby.

[Josh Arnold]

They would often look at me and then look up at the Max cap.

[Pat Godwin]

He smells like. He smells like Jimmy Jones.

[Tom Griswold]

We're time now for the the Christy Lee 3. You've been hearing us talk about the Silac Insurance Company here on the Bob and Tom show in something called Annuities. I had no idea what these were. Then I found out, well, we live in a world now in which most people don't get to retire and keep getting a paycheck. So you want to take care of yourself. Look way down the road when that's going to happen and try to make sure you've got some cash coming in. Well, we've got some questions about how that works and if you do too, you'll enjoy the following questions. Dear Christy Lee, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. What is the Silac insurance company's website address?

[Christy Lee]

It is silac ins.com that's s l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Question two. This is interesting. A 20 bonus by going from a 401k to a silac annuity. Where do I learn about that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's super easy. Go to silacins.com and just click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Tom. Well, this is interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you please have Christy read the Silac insurance company's disclaimer? Well, I'd be happy to, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Very well done. I could never have gotten through that. Well, thank you very much, Silac. And coming up, we have interesting news in the world of sports. We have some cool Thanksgiving news already because now we've got a transition from Halloween to Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I took the skeletons down yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Tom Griswold]

And the witches are out of my front yard.

[Christy Lee]

So did you put some turkeys up?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I do have. I. I kept the non jack o' lantern pumpkins.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Good, good.

[Tom Griswold]

So I, we need to, we need more of a good symbol. Does someone make like a pilgrim statue?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure that you could find something somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what you could do?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You could dress one of those giant skeletons as a pilgrim.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, some people leave those up year round. Dress them like that. And Uncle Sam.

[Christy Lee]

There was one dressed as Taylor Swift when Taylor Swift was touring last summer. Yeah. Yeah. Over by my house. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd they know it was a girl skeleton?

[Christy Lee]

That's a good question.

[Josh Arnold]

Wider hips.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they do DNA test. This is something. I don't know. I'm not really that sharp when it comes to science, but I am sharp when it comes to knowing it's time to get out of here for a few minutes. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey there, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

At the Prize Pick sports desk today, it's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosmic. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer Sidekick chair. And there is Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we have an even dumber question out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

We. We had talked about elevator encounters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With famous people. And. And Pat, you've been on an elevator with lots of famous.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Mr. Oscar, once again, you were on an elevator with a pagoda a Goda.

[Jeff Oskay]

In New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Do escalators count?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

What the heck.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Donnie Most.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, maybe it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Going. Going in the down escalators. I was going up. I nodded. Yeah, he nodded back. So Ralph the Mouth. Yeah. What a great combination of obscure class D celebrity. Not even an elephant elevator. But it counts. Sure, why not?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I was on that train thing. Does that count? Not necessarily. In Atlanta, at the airport, you know, the shuttle. Yeah, the shuttle. And there at one end was Glenn Campbell and a guitar. And I sat at the other other end with the guitar. And we both. Both nodded like we were actual fellow road musicians, troubadours. Said nothing. Just a nod.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now for counting that. I was on the. In the Denver Airport on the train between. What do you call it? Wings, whatever they're. And I was standing right next to Mike Love of the Beach Boys. Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And then of all the Beach Boys to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Great songwriter. Never gets the credit he deserves.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he gets songwriting credit.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

And he. I was with Finn, who was probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick's right. Only Tom would defend Mike.

[Pat Godwin]

No one defends Mike.

[Tom Griswold]

I will defend. I. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Even Brian, That's a colossal prick.

[Pat Godwin]

Legendary.

[Tom Griswold]

He was very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He said hi to Finn.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was. He was actually wearing a Beach Boys hat again.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm totally serious.

[Josh Arnold]

Recognize me?

[Tom Griswold]

And he. I was surprised. Me. No, no, I was surprised that, by the way, we have some new ones available. Yeah, he. I mean, what. How do I word this? Good Vibrations wouldn't be that great song without those lyrics, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, but it's mostly Brian. Good vibrations is 90% Brian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sorry, he slaved over that for today. Today, by the way, is the anniversary of the song Kokomo from the Beach Boys, which he also co. Wrote going to number one. But yeah. So anyway, I like these celebrity encounters in odd places, but elevators, I think Maybe you want us limited to elevator.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, probably.

[Josh Arnold]

I say escalators also.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Anything that brings you up and down.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Airplanes. No, sorry, Mark. Well, let's. Let's move forward here and head over to the.

[Christy Lee]

No more letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have a couple, but I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Brian, Brian. Brian is the writer of this email. Tom, you wanted to know the difference between a male skeleton and a female skeleton.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He says, the way you can tell if it's a female skeleton. It's talking.

[Pat Godwin]

It's still talking.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I was in line for the bumper cars at the Jackson County Fair. Ted Nugent was in front of me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but he was running the bumper cars. Like that doesn't count.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he was just hunting the bumper cars.

[Pat Godwin]

Deer on his back and a rifle in his hand.

[Christy Lee]

We have. I have a letter from Eric. Apparently we've already had a single president. James Buchanan, our 15th president, was single during his term.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

His sister acted as first lady.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

And there are questions about his sexuality.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Who cares? But.

[Josh Arnold]

But I just think during the 19. Back then, during the 20th century, a lot of voters would have been put off by that idea.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have another encounter. Bob Knight and Bill Parcells in the same elevator.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that had to be a conversation to eavesdrop on.

[Tom Griswold]

The next morning, I was in an elevator with John Wooden.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow. I don't know, Sally. Basketball coach.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I had to interview him once. He is an amazing man. John Wooden.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know, I forgot. Ace. How did you not remind me of this?

[Christy Lee]

Run dmc?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what I was leading to when I asked.

[Tom Griswold]

I got an elevator with Run dmc. And that was in the early days where they had the huge dookie ropes and they wore the Adidas. Oh, yeah, that little uniform that they.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wore with the Adidas tracksuit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, the Adidas tracksuits. But, yeah, they were all of them.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine you just threw your wallet at them and said, don't hurt me.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I said, would anyone like to high five?

[Pat Godwin]

You can't cross the street in an elevator.

[Josh Arnold]

You said, slap me some skin, didn't you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

My man. 50 grand. Which one is the Rev? Let's pray together. Coming up, we have some sporting news. Good news. Dick Vital reported to be cancer free. And back in the broadcast booth. Yeah, we'll play our. Our Dick Vital song for you. Also coming up, we have a lion in the news on the loose. Maybe monkeys on the loose. Sex on a plane. And an interesting thing about Thanksgiving. Just around the corner, some a new Thanksgiving outfit, if you will, from the Butterball Turkey people. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi there.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oscar at the prize pick sports desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is right.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby. Howdy, how are you? I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm like the, the cool disorganized teacher that keeps changing the subject.

[Christy Lee]

You think you're cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I don't think any student would be upset if Tom were the sub fun.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be a fun day for the day.

[Tom Griswold]

And the reason I bring that up is I'm having a minor issue over here, but I think I can make this work.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

For no reason in particular, we were talking about Grover Cleveland, President of the United States.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yesterday, I think, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it might have been his birthday or something. I forget. And then we, we mentioned that he was the only president until now that had been president, lost the election, wasn't re elected, then got elected again after that other term. So Mr. Trump is in the same situation, obviously. And then someone wrote us a note saying that Grover Cleveland got married in the White House. Okay, I checked that. It is indeed correct. He went in as a bachelor, then he married Frances Folsom.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, James Buchanan was the only lifelong bachelor president. He allegedly had a romantic bond with a gentleman named William Rufus King. Andrew Jackson once referred to King as Miss Nancy. So you can draw your conclusions from there. I have no.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you kind of assume all those founding fathers were kind of gay based.

[Tom Griswold]

On the outfits or the Broadway, the Broadway show? I mean, clearly, if you, if you've seen Hamilton, let's, let's be honest with you now. So what I wanted to do was augment this segment with some music, but I, my machine's broken over here. Let me try this one. This, this will work. Did you know that on Spotify you can get Hail to the Chief? Don't you love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you like that every time you enter a room, they played that song for you or at least some other song. It's. It's kind of like your walk up music.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're about to get up to bat. We do have a couple more letters. This one is really, really important.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from, from Sean John. I really appreciate this scene. Or Sean S, H, A, W, N. All right. It's a short letter, but I, I love this letter. My son calls lasagna spaghetti cake.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

That is.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so brilliant.

[Christy Lee]

So cute.

[Josh Arnold]

That needs to be an amendment now. Yeah, that needs to be. I want congressional approval for lasagnas from now on known as spaghetti cake. What's that?

[Jeff Oskay]

How old is he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, true. If he's 27.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like some of the spaghetti.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you can. I think you maintain spaghetti cake throughout your life.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That becomes a family tradition.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's so funny. Thank you, Sean. Thanks for the time to write us. You can do so. Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. we'd love to hear from you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, go ahead, Brandon. April 2006. I was returning from Ecuador. He did not meet somebody in the elevator, but he did have a celebrity encounter.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I was walking to my gate and I saw him. Tall man with a shirt best described as crocodile hunter esque and a large floppy hat. I walked past him, smiled and said, hi, Tom. He looked at me flustered and said, who designed this airport?

[Josh Arnold]

You absolutely met tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, we have a story about maybe we can do it right now. Do you have the story about the deer? This is really interesting because we've obviously just gone in most places, not all of them, not Arizona, but not Hawaii, but almost everywhere else. They've switched from Daylight Savings Time to standard Time.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't yet. I'm waiting a little bit. Yeah, yeah. I like to. Fashionably late. You're a rebel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're a holdout.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers report making Daylight Savings Time permanent could significantly reduce the number of collisions with deer that occur every year. Over 36,000 deer deaths, 33 human deaths and over 2,000 human injuries could be prevented annually by stopping the switch from Daylight Savings to Standard Time in the autumn.

[Josh Arnold]

And there are still people against hunting when they hear those numbers.

[Christy Lee]

Though popular, a switch to permanent Daylight Savings Time is criticized by some who argue that winter late or later winter sunrises as late as 9:30am in some places would have a negative impact on humans.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. That is a pretty good argument. Your kids are walking to the bus and it's pitch black.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we did it. I guess we all did it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was wild.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, the other aspect of this, and I'm not a statistician. What did I just say?

[Christy Lee]

Statistician is what you meant to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did. Yeah. So the point is I'm a little unclear. So they're saying there would be fewer collisions with deer. Right. But wouldn't that mean fewer dead deer and wouldn't that mean the deer would be making more baby deer?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I get what you're saying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. How about having. Just having a year round hunting season? I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, I'm with Josh on this.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's call the herd.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I've hit localistics, but look, it is hunting season in some areas right now. November 1st.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I'm saying, why not? You know, we got there too many of them. Pat, you hit two in one year? Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Total two cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've only hit one, but I hit it very, very lightly. And it got knocked over. Got up and ran away.

[Christy Lee]

Just nicked it.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, I had, I had purchased those so called deer whistles that you affixed to the bumper. I would like to attest to this fact. They don't work.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe you got the ones that call the deer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you bought the wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just gonna say there's a switch.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're looking at this all wrong. Maybe they did work and the deer stopped just in time because he heard the whistle.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I hit him. I slammed on the brakes. Oh. I was in a Volvo station.

[Josh Arnold]

Not hard enough to kill him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. So that ever.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if I told you guys. By the time I was driving down the road and there was a deer in the road, I slammed on my brakes and I stopped like 15ft from it and the deer turned and looked at me and then fell down into the street.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

And I, I was like, bull crap.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

He's trying to get me in trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he wanted the insurance.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, like, yeah, like a soccer player.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking for a pedal. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

He wanted the insurance.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he did. I rolled down my windows like, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Cam, that's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. I was. For weeks. I was waiting for some summons from a woodland court.

[Christy Lee]

Did he get back up?

[Josh Arnold]

I walk in, the deer has some neck brace on, like, oh, this is bull crap. So again, he got back up and sort of, you know, ran. Then Ran into. I think I just scared him.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. Of course. But that's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

If I were standing in the middle of the street and a car slammed on his brakes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would probably fall down too now.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm. I'm still unclear on this. So their. Their claim is that if. If I just don't get this daylight savings time, if it was always going on, fewer deer would be hit by cars. Is that, Is that their point? I. I don't know. I. I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

I could be making an incorrupt incorrect assumption here, which I often do, but I. Our animals are obviously affected by these time changes. We all know it with our dogs and cats and stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but that's because they interact with us. My dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think there's also something going on in Nate, you know?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we're going to work at a different time.

[Tom Griswold]

The sun comes up, the sun goes down.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, Tom. The deer know when the cars are.

[Pat Godwin]

Start to drive around an hour earlier.

[Josh Arnold]

So what I'm saying is when the cars are all of a sudden there, when they weren't there for months, like what's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. People often ask, why don't you guys run the world? And this is why. Because we don't know what we're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I'm kidding you in the face.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, pure logic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it makes sense to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, it's time to move into the world of sports. Oh, wait a minute. Well, we can do our quick start starter tease. What have you got over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

David Beckham has been knighted by King Charles. He's now Sir David Beckham.

[Christy Lee]

I saw that yesterday.

[Jeff Oskay]

The 50 year old was knighted for his services to sport and charity, having partnered with UNICEF, the UN's Children's Fund, and campaigned with charities working to eradicate malaria.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so proud to be a sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I hear that they're going to make him a prince. There's an opening.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then his. What's his? Victoria.

[Christy Lee]

Victoria. That's a pretty decent documentary on Netflix, I gotta say.

[Tom Griswold]

She's been. She's gonna be known as Lady Resting Bitch face.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. Yeah, I love her resting bitch face.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I. You guys were talking about this in the green room the other day, about how much you guys love resting bitch face. I did not know that was a big overhot. Yeah, see, I did not.

[Pat Godwin]

Turns me on.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the ceremony where David Beckham got the thing?

[Josh Arnold]

No. No. Did he?

[Tom Griswold]

Can't use his hands. It was very awkward.

[Christy Lee]

Did he bend it like Beckham or did he stand?

[Tom Griswold]

You have to wonder if, you know, when the first encounter with him in the sack, if Victoria said, oh, look. Bent it, like, back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Brony's disease?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it could be worse. They could call it Beckham's disease. You don't want to be named after. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Dp.

[Josh Arnold]

Does she go by Victoria Beckham?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Okay, she does.

[Josh Arnold]

Was she Victoria Justice Spice?

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Victoria Posh Spice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Is her real name Victoria justice by Victoria Beckham? You know what, Jeff? That was a test to see if you were gay, and you said you have no idea if that's her last name. You passed the test.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Still straight.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet the royal press office has to be happy to have a, you know, nice story that doesn't involve the Epstein list.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So they got a little bit of a positivity now, do they?

[Josh Arnold]

Do they night people, like four people in a day? Do they have a knighting ceremony? And it's multiple people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen photographs where there's a bunch of them together. That might be a. Who knows? But that's certainly a.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever they're. I mean, I'm not. I'm not celebrating any new nights until they finally make. Until Sir Benny Hill is a thing posthumously.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, you should be right.

[Josh Arnold]

They're actually sort of embarrassed by Betty.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Some British people are.

[Tom Griswold]

Too much joy. That's why. Too much fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Too much Yakety Sax.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no such thing.

[Christy Lee]

Now, Victoria Beckham is known as Lady Beckham because he's been knighted. Ooh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. My voice is trying to escape me, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Where does it want to go to bed?

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, I don't know. Christy Lees of the Psylac Insurance Company news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay at the prize pick sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby making sure no matter how weak my voice gets, it's still heard. Yes, I'm Josh Arnold of the I Hate Steven Zinger sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Would you like some throat coat?

[Josh Arnold]

I will have some after this. This last the good tv.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it is good boy. Throat coat sounds like a blue movie, as my mother would say.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, there is such thing as a throat goat. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

She's the greatest of all time.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's in some rap songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's.

[Christy Lee]

It's who.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, are you one of those guys that I don't think you watch a lot of porn?

[Christy Lee]

Get him. He's starting to blush a little.

[Josh Arnold]

How much porn do you watch?

[Jeff Oskay]

A lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Do they still call them blue movies or am I.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, we know what you're talking about, but no one we gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because I mean, in the world of comedy, you might Say his act is really blue, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you don't hear that as much either, but it's still.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, these guys are also political.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Blue and red.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, that wouldn't. That'd be something. Are you one of those guys that knows the name of porn stars? No.

[Jeff Oskay]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll never understand you.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I don't know. I wouldn't know one. One name of any of them.

[Josh Arnold]

That is baffling to me. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Really, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, because to me it's like, oh, I like her. She's hot. I like what she does. I'm gonna learn her name so that I can watch other scenes. It's like when you hear a song, you go, who's this band?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever discussed this with your therapist?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, we have. We've discussed how it's not really a part of my life anymore, like it used to be, that kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Does she go, is it him, he or she? She? Does she. Then she goes, I'll just pretend I'm your therapist. So now do you miss watching the porn?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Because thanks to you therapist, I have learned to replace those, let's call them bad habits with good habits that make me feel better as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, just to enlighten me, what is the name of one of your favorite female porn stars?

[Josh Arnold]

Gianna Michaels.

[Christy Lee]

Think about that for a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine too.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I thought that would be Earth's chattering for you. I. I'm assuming it's sort of inappropriate if your therapist were to say so.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I find her very cans.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So I can't ask you who your favorite now?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have the throat. I mean, I. I'm. I'm on the video for a minute and a half. I. I don't. I don't memorize names.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucky you're not on there now.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're not searching for that video for three hours before I find it. But then once I find it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Can we get back to fun letters? I want to. I'm going to read this one again. This is my new favorite letter. It's the shortest we've had, I think, this year. Once again, it's from Sean. My son calls lasagna spaghetti cake.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

That is terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

And that. Do you mind if we don't get to sports right away? And I want to do this Thanksgiving story. We have two really high quality Thanksgiving stories today. I think we have two. Yeah. One of them involves the good China.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, this one's the Butterball turkey people. And they're getting into the holiday spirit with your wardrobe. That's right. A new invention designed just for Thanksgiving cooks. The turkey brand has teamed up with the apron maker, Headley and Bennett to release limited edition Thanksgiving hosting pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a picture of these things?

[Christy Lee]

The pants come in Butterball blue. They're very nice and are built for serious hosting. This isn't a joke. This isn't like, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think it's a joke.

[Christy Lee]

They feature a meat thermometer pocket, a 1-800-butterball foam pocket, a towel loop utensil holster, and even a built in bottle opener. I think it's a great idea. They're available now at Thanksgiving hosting pants.com. and for those with turkey troubles, don't forget Butterball's turkey talk line is open through December 24th.

[Josh Arnold]

I forgot to defrost my bird.

[Christy Lee]

That's a big problem. Experts can be reached by phone, text, or chat at 1-800-Butterball or online now.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they're cute, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

They have a lady wearing them. They're kind of like clam diggers. They.

[Christy Lee]

She's got them rolled up.

[Pat Godwin]

Capris.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she does. Capri pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

She just has the ham rolled up.

[Tom Griswold]

But they've got a place for the phone and then, like a phone.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know that. It said.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it said phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. They've got a special pocket for your phone.

[Christy Lee]

A towel loop, utensil holster.

[Josh Arnold]

She's got a whisk there and a wooden spoon, bottle opener.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you have Thanksgiving pants, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no. I don't wear pants on Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

All right, go ahead.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I was going to say, I do Thanksgiving boxers. People don't stay nearly as long.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be great. They have everything right there. You're got a handy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got logos all over. They're kind of silly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're very casual.

[Tom Griswold]

They're kind of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

They are fun.

[Christy Lee]

What do you dress up for Thanksgiving?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, don't most people. What? I'm not talking suit and tie, but I mean, you kind of wear a nicer outfit when you have a family.

[Jeff Oskay]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially if you're the host. I would imagine a female.

[Christy Lee]

I wear jeans and a sweater.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But I bet it's fairly nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's elevate your game a little. Pick it up, Christie.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, this. This leads. This leads. This leads to this news story that I, I think is absolutely a song. You. You have a turkey song?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we Talked about this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I was doing something.

[Pat Godwin]

Not paying attention.

[Tom Griswold]

I was doing something interesting. I'm sorry, what? Is your song something?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, a slam. Before I even try the song. Sitting here with the guitar, too. Christy, do you see Pat?

[Christy Lee]

From where?

[Pat Godwin]

Apparently not. I am invisible lately.

[Tom Griswold]

You lost so much weight I can't see you.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you. That's a nice little spin.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin's us, by the way. Coming up Friday, November 14th, it'll be in Greenfield, Indiana, at a place called the Ricks. I've heard great things about this venue.

[Pat Godwin]

So have I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Saturday, November 15, Lima, Ohio, at the UNOH Event Center. We got to rename that place. That's so confusing. What does that stand for?

[Pat Godwin]

University of North Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Unoh.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, something like that. Northwest Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

I just got a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Yeah. They call them the.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, you know, like I know.

[Christy Lee]

I know. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Only you know and I know, you know and I know. That's Saturday, November 15th. And then Friday and Saturday the 21st and 22nd in Youngstown at the famous Funny Farm. And November 22nd, you do your famous John F. Kennedy tribute.

[Pat Godwin]

But Big JFK hunk.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sure. What? This is about the Butterball turkey?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's about a turkey.

[Pat Godwin]

This is about. I have special pants for Thanksgiving. The lady had special pants. This is called Blubba O'Reilly. We harvest the fields and celebrate with a meal I get my garden to Thanksgiving oh, yeah Pass the gravy, please and the Mac and cheese. I've given up on healthy living oh, yeah Gone is my teenage waistline I have an expanding waistband the turkey's fried this pumpkin pie from my expanding waistband. Hey, son, grab my hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Help me.

[Pat Godwin]

Open this can Start up the fire Throw on a nice pork shoulder. Smashed potatoes and beer and holiday cheer let's eat those buns before they get much colder Gone is my teenage waistline. I have an expanding waistband. Oh, the turkey's basted.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

A nice tribute.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's that? Based on the who.

[Pat Godwin]

The whom.

[Christy Lee]

I saw an article yesterday about adding more protein to your Thanksgiving diet. And they said make mashed potatoes with. Instead of like, cream or milk, use Greek yogurt or cottage cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

I will leave your Thanksgiving the second.

[Tom Griswold]

I take a bite of those and Thanksgiving. Take a break. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna be okay. Turkey's got protein, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that what.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's quite a bit of protein. But they're just saying you can add more.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't ruin it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows? It might be good, but no thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Go. Go traditional.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but that's kind of the whole point.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think we'll be gonna.

[Christy Lee]

You don't try anything new on Thanksgiving?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, maybe one side or maybe try a pork shoulder for once.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Pork shoulder's delicious. That's what my ex in laws do.

[Christy Lee]

They do. I've never heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus the turkey.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. Well, yeah, for one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They have a couple of Thanksgivings.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe the Feinstein do pork shoulder. How iron. That was the administration before that was the previous one. Sorry, I can never keep track. Okay, well, that's interesting. Thank you very much. Now we have another story that this. We could do this one real quick that kind of relates to that. And it's about the so called good China.

[Christy Lee]

A new national survey finds most Americans are saving the finest dishes and glassware for their special occasions that rarely come around. The majority of homeowners admit they own special plates, glasses or silverware that almost never get used and often are waiting decades before they're even brought out. In fact, the average homeowner holds off nearly 30 years before using their best dinnerware, with many saying they're still waiting for the right moment. Most respondents said those items are reserved for events like holidays, anniversaries, weddings, milestone birthdays or graduations. But many also confessed that the fear of breaking or damaging them keeps the pieces in storage.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And at the same time, nearly two thirds said they wish they could live every day like a special occasion and would use their fancy dishes regularly if it felt more practical. Well, why wouldn't it be practical? Well, you just have to wash them instead.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of them you can't put in a washer. Dishwasher, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

So I just think. I think that's an absolute fact most people don't ever get.

[Christy Lee]

God, yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

But Josh, you asked why do they call it good China? And I found out it's called China because it was originally imported from China many, many years ago. They think that the Chinese developed it in the year 1618 is the earliest, I guess they have found.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

But today, even if it's manufactured in Europe or you've got. What is it? Wedgewood. In England and others, or even in the States, it's still referred to as China.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. So.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I wonder who my parents are waiting to stop by. Yeah, like who do they think is going to. What occasion is going to be the finally busted out? Oh, we've been waiting for you, Mr. President. Now we can finally break out the fine china.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, great question. What is the thing that would make you break it out?

[Tom Griswold]

According to the survey, the average was 30 years.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's insane.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How many people are together after 30 years?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you keep the china. Come on, I'm. Look at me now.

[Tom Griswold]

You still have china from marriage number one.

[Christy Lee]

I do, yes. And I've used it probably three times maybe in the last 40 some years.

[Josh Arnold]

Over the occasions.

[Christy Lee]

God, I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Divorce.

[Christy Lee]

Divorce, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been divorced three times.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe a nice. Just a nice birthday dinner or something. Now, I do have Waterford crystal.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

That. I know. I buy it. Facebook Marketplace. You can find so many great deals and I use that quite a bit. I like to use that. Oh, yeah. So I'll use the glassware more.

[Jeff Oskay]

What if you got out the other man's china for Andy? Would he just start smashing it at the table?

[Pat Godwin]

Other man's china? Not in my house. Not my president.

[Christy Lee]

Would you guys care if it was someone else?

[Tom Griswold]

Does he know that that was the origin of the china?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure he does. I don't. We've talked about it, but yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, like Andy's one of the nicest, like, most passive men I've ever met. There's no way he would smash it.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure would hope. I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, but I bet he'd. He'd set up a target and Frisbee it. Not use.

[Josh Arnold]

Shoot. Yeah, shoot skeet, I guess they make.

[Christy Lee]

Great skeet shooting, though. Boy, those things would separate.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not grow up with, like, china in a.

[Tom Griswold]

Just, you know, in a cabinet. Yeah, we had that.

[Christy Lee]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was underneath the thing in the dining room.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it would always touch or something.

[Christy Lee]

Another house buffet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And we did not have that.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, the trick to it, Josh, if you ever end up there, is before Thanksgiving when you'd finally get it out. You have to hand wash it all before. Otherwise you get dust on your mask.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What about the big cases of silver? Did your mom. Sure. Your mom had that. The real silver that she kept in a big velvet lined case or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's sitting on top of the boxes of the china.

[Christy Lee]

We never had that either.

[Jeff Oskay]

And her closet.

[Josh Arnold]

Does this stuff appreciate? I mean, silver may, but do the plates.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Only in those scam TV commercials.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

We had the fancy corning ware.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did you have the wooden box? And you'd open it up and it had the carving knife in there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. No, the electric carving knife.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

This was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we did have one of those, too. I. I don't use that.

[Christy Lee]

I have one. I love it. You don't use it to carve your turkey?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wait, the electric. You don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha. Yeah. I haven't the last couple years either. I've just used a regular. But I have no problem with the carving knife.

[Jeff Oskay]

The electric carving knife. I don't know why. I know. That is great. If you aren't using it for turkey anymore to cut up cardboard boxes.

[Pat Godwin]

You ever get a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store and eat it on the way home with your. With your hands, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

It's delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Tastes better on Thanksgiving.

[Pat Godwin]

You get a greasy steering wheel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's messy. Especially that band around the drumsticks.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we go back?

[Pat Godwin]

I think I'm kidding. I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you go back to. Do you seriously take your. That and cut up your boxes?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah. Like heavy, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just got a new washer and it had one of those super heavy, like, cardboard boxes. And I. Yeah, it's like a.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a Sawzall.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's like a Sawzall.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That's. That's.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, I'm not going to use it for my turkey. Might as well get some views.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, besides turkey at Thanksgiving, do you have any other meat? We've got real big on doing a roast beef.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. That's big, too. About adding the article, I said about adding protein. They said maybe salmon or roast beef. We used. I know, salmon on turkey day. No, we usually have a ham. But since our Thanksgiving is going to be smaller this year, I'm not going to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I think I'm against all that. It's turkey.

[Christy Lee]

It's turkey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I've started getting a couple pounds of chicken wings and I stuffed the turkey with those. And then that way I get more protein.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Dr. Attia says more protein. Am I right, Christy? The aging.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

On Thanksgiving, just have an omelette for breakfast.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then when you have your 3:30. Thanksgiving, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What is your time? I said 4:00' clock this year because I usually.

[Pat Godwin]

You told me 5:00'.

[Tom Griswold]

Clock.

[Pat Godwin]

Is the food gonna be good?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I'm not sure what's happening. I know we're doing it. I just don't know who's coming and I don't know what time it'll be. But we'll get it all.

[Christy Lee]

You make something. Do you personally make anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know, I make the turkey.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And every year I panic. And every year, every, every year I look it up again and look it up.

[Christy Lee]

What do you gotta do?

[Pat Godwin]

One year you and me had. And the boys had turkey and bags. You had like a bag system.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's not allowed to do that anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. The big plastic turkey.

[Christy Lee]

I use the bag.

[Pat Godwin]

You dump the bags on our plate. I'm not even joking. Then we had to say what we were grateful for. It was wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Pat Godwin]

No women.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The cookie in a bag. Like a. Literally a.

[Tom Griswold]

They're cooking bags.

[Pat Godwin]

Cooking, Cooking bags.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Those are.

[Pat Godwin]

We weren't formal that year. I think it was delightful, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Leeching cancer. I don't, I don't agree with that. There was a, there was an incident. Coming up, we have a. Speaking of opening boxes. This is a new story about opening a box and there's a human skull inside it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. And an interesting, interesting idea when it comes to wedding gifts. You were talking about the fact that you got the good china when you got married for the first time. Christy, these, this particular couple decided rather than get a bunch of stuff like that, they would do something a little bit different when it came to a gift. And I want to see if you guys approve. It does involve having a credit card reader at the wedding reception. I'll give you that much of a hint. Coming up, it's going to be Ally Breen and sexy time. And nice update on some good news about a friend of the show. Dick Vital Cancer free. How about that? Isn't that great?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

You shouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lees at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin's at the Guitar and keybard. Hello. Jeff Oskar at the Prize Pick sports desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Scosby there. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. Visit Stevensinger Jewelers atIhateStevensinger.com. find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers, that is. That's I Hate stevensinger.com. and there he is, the one, the only Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. So today's Wednesday, huh? Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This daylight savings thing is really throwing me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

We have Ali Breen today. It's Wednesday.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Oh, sexy time. Coming up with Ali Breen. That'll be fun. We have to check in a little bit with the sporting scene. Mr. McGee is sick today, so Jeff Oskar is sitting in for the chickster. What have you got over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. As you mentioned earlier, Dick Vital has returned to the broadcast booth after being declared cancer free. He received a standing ovation in the Spectrum center last night at the first ever Dick Vital Invitational. They're hoping by mid January, his health allows it. Fans should expect to see him on the sidelines much more regular.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he play?

[Tom Griswold]

He was. What? He was the coach of what? Detroit. The Pistons, way back when.

[Josh Arnold]

So he definitely coached.

[Tom Griswold]

And the funny thing about this story is they're. They're trying. Dick's trying to obviously keep in voice. So they're. They're not allowing him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it says he's not allowed to talk to players or coaches. And they're having security escort him directly to his seat so that he will not talk to fans.

[Tom Griswold]

The. Good luck to those guys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dick is a talker.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a legend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I'm. We. We've talked to him hundreds of times on this show, so I'm just glad he's doing well. But it'll be. He'll be. He can't resist talking to the fans. They love him.

[Pat Godwin]

He holds court at a diner in Sarasota every morning.

[Tom Griswold]

The broken egg. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, the famous broken egg. Well, that's great news. So we'll look forward to seeing Dick Vital. They. They say he'll be broadcasting. Would you say January?

[Jeff Oskay]

They're hoping mid January that he will be back.

[Tom Griswold]

And I did mention this earlier. If you've ever watched a game that has the closed captioning things on it, and Dick Vital is doing it, whenever he talks, they put it in bigger letters. He's loud. You see? All caps, the volume, the. The Dicky V. We'll get our Dicky V tribute song on coming up. Anything else we need to know in sports before we.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sure. Lots of sports. Tom Brady.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you know him?

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, his. He cloned his pet dog.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I saw this story yesterday. People are upset about.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. According to People magazine, Mr. Brady's current dog, Juni, is a clone of his date, late dog Lua, who died in 2023. A biotech company, Colossal Biosciences, which he is a investor in, said that it worked with the football legend to clone his beloved pet.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, this is why he doesn't miss Giselle.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got seven of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Clone that doesn't talk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Slight modification.

[Tom Griswold]

This is weird. I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Did that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it's the same company.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it is, but it's not the same dog.

[Christy Lee]

It's a clone of the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I know this is not right. Do you think this is right?

[Christy Lee]

If it makes him happy, why not? He can afford to do it. I don't. I mean, there are a lot of dogs that need homes, but if he wants a dog just like the dog he had, but it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gonna. I guess it's gonna look the same, but. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Plenty of. Plenty of great dogs out there that would love home.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No need to. Stephen King dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I was gonna say, if you've seen Pet Cemetery, the last thing you're gonna do.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes dead is better.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, this does, though. This kind of gets me excited about when. When Aaron Rodgers retires.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Think of the nutty stuff that we're gonna get out of. I mean, you know, he's far weirder than. Don't you think? That isn't our chance, Brady.

[Josh Arnold]

We never hear from him again, though. Yeah, he could be one of those.

[Jeff Oskay]

Guys heads off to the Himalayas.

[Christy Lee]

He got married and we still don't know who he married.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know. I say good for him.

[Christy Lee]

Quiet dude. Keeps it quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we'll see. Do you think you'll end up in broadcasting, Aaron Rodgers?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

He might be good at it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why anybody would get into broadcasting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here's some more football news. The New York jets have traded star cornerback Sauce Gardner to the Indianapolis Colts. According to the Associated Press, the deal sends Gardner to the Colts in exchange for two first round draft picks. One in 26, one in 2027, plus wide receiver A.D. mitchell. The trade is pending physicals, but marks one of the biggest moves of the NFL season, bringing the Trade 2022 Defensive Rookie of the Year to a Colts team looking to strengthen its secondary for a playoff push. He is currently injured, dealing with a concussion, and is not cleared to play until he passes protocol.

[Josh Arnold]

A fixer upper. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, great player. Does he have a sauce, by the chance? I mean, a what you would.

[Pat Godwin]

Sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, does he have a gardener sauce? Yeah, like gardener sauce. Does he have his own product? Wouldn't you I mean, it's a natural sauce.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I'm missing something.

[Tom Griswold]

His name is Sauce.

[Pat Godwin]

His name's Sauce.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Sauce Gardener. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Saucy sauce.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I guess. I don't. I mean barbecue sauce.

[Ali Breen]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, is it spelled sauce like barbecue sauce?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sauce Gardener.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with them. I'd never heard him before.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, and I got one of these.

[Christy Lee]

Let me do the football pick.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world record. By the way, in Spanish, his name is Salsa. Who knew?

[Jeff Oskay]

Two UK institutions have collaborated to set the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people dressed as screen characters.

[Josh Arnold]

Any screen character.

[Jeff Oskay]

Apparently the old Royal Naval College and some studio organized the event that saw 874 people dressed in costumes celebrating their favorite films and shows. The successful attempt beat the Last record of 500. Do you have a picture of this, Jason?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I see a Stormtrooper. I see Roger Rabbit.

[Christy Lee]

Really dumb the Queen.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy wearing red lights with benders.

[Josh Arnold]

Couple Supermans.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and someone's playing Happy Hump 5 Superman.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone's playing Happy Humphrey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, there's a Leia.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, any comic.

[Josh Arnold]

There's an Al Jolson. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

That is not woke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, any. Any Comic Con is going to have more.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. There's a Mickey Rooney from Breakfast at Tiffany's.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Is there Tea House. In the August movie Brando.

[Josh Arnold]

John Wayne is Genghis.

[Pat Godwin]

Genghis Khan.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be fun to have a completely racist.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Canceled.

[Josh Arnold]

Like canceled.

[Tom Griswold]

Canceled screen character.

[Josh Arnold]

And now the cast of Song of the South.

[Tom Griswold]

Or how about inappropriately sized people for you? Like a really fat Batman.

[Josh Arnold]

Fat man.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

A hugely fat Superman takes off and falls right to the ground. Hey, it's not kryptonite that's killing you. It's blubber. Well, coming up, we have vegan meat once again in the news. They're trying to. They keep trying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't bother.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a cool animal rescue. We've got an animal on the loose. Of course. We have intimacy on an airplane resulting in an arrest. And more delights, including sexy time with Ally Breen. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on xobandtom or you can email us at Bob and tomobandtom.com.org.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lees at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Hi, Joshy.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay at the prize pick sports desk. Hello. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. Thank you all for joining us. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a lot of business to take care of very quickly here. First off, Ms. Hooker, you missed this. This is my favorite letter of the year. It's very short.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

As you can see, Dear Bob and Tom show. My son calls lasagna spaghetti cake. I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that nice?

[Jessica Alsman]

That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

I read is wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. From now on, I think, I think we can do that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love baked spaghetti. That's like a big spaghetti cake.

[Jessica Alsman]

Have you seen the new trend where you put the spaghetti in the pan, dry and crisp it up, almost brown it and then cook it and then.

[Josh Arnold]

You like boil it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, but it's almost parbo. Like it's, it's, it's al dente.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. See, is this that you may take the unboiled spaghetti, the dry spaghetti, you're.

[Jessica Alsman]

Gonna put it in a saucepan essentially on high heat and crisp it up to where they almost kind of melt together a little bit in chunks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Jessica Alsman]

And then you sauce it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I haven't tried like a crispy thing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever. The thing when you're cooking spaghetti, you heave it against the wall, see if it's done. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, yeah. When I was first learning to cook, I did it all the time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When I exited my apartment on 80th street in New York City, I had kind of a Jackson Pollock of spaghetti on the wall there. Oh, you just left it with my friend John Duddy.

[Ali Breen]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

We also, we left the heaviest couch I've ever had to take up six flights of stairs in my life. It was one of those pull out bed couches and so heavy. On a 100 degree day in New York City. We hauled it up the stairs, we left it there when we moved out. There was also a rather unfortunate Japanese flag.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that'll happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm not sure who's responsible.

[Josh Arnold]

Spaghetti on the wall I had when I moved out of an apartment, she was like, oh, why do you have ranch all over the wall? And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, ranch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Congratulations are in order because we've got another winner here for our A lady, by the way. For a week, nine of our pigskin pick em competition. Her name Ashley Campbell storm.

[Josh Arnold]

It's raining men estrone it's raining men estrone. That's your Campbell storm right there, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very nice. Ashley will talk to her tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

Sitting on that for an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

She won a 500e gift card.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sat back on it.

[Tom Griswold]

She won. I'd like to thank Stephen singer jewelers and apologize to Stephen for the it's raining men knockoff.

[Josh Arnold]

No reason to apologize. Hey, he chose my chair to sponsor. He loves me. I can do no wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

He actually asked for the sports desk, But Ashley was the only person to pick. 13 of 14. Correct. And we'll be talking to her tomorrow. By the way, week 10 begins Thursday evening. You can be a winner. You can check out the [e-mail]. how would you like to win that e gift card? Well, just make your picks. It's easy. Just go to bobandtom.com contest. Okay. It's so simple. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel the joke would have done better if you guys had joined me. So let's try it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's try it again.

[Josh Arnold]

So her last name is Campbell storm?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hyphenated, so it's as if soup were falling from the sky.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's raining men.

[Jeff Oskay]

Astroni.

[Pat Godwin]

Estrone. I didn't get it the first time when you did. Now you really a nun?

[Jessica Alsman]

I didn't know what the funny is.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea what you were saying.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not my fault. I delivered it perfectly. The first.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you didn't set it up.

[Pat Godwin]

No, not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

That needed a setup. You should say something like you guys were listening. I'll show you how it's done. All right, you go. Well, her name is Campbell storm. I was once in a. In a. In a. In a Campbell storm. It was raining minestrone soup. It's raining men.

[Josh Arnold]

So you give away the.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't give it away.

[Josh Arnold]

Telegraphs it too much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, je it. You're better.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the problem I had was you were looking at your laptop. You were screwing around with your lyrics.

[Jessica Alsman]

I was dancing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was dancing.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. I was in.

[Jessica Alsman]

I just didn't get the joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry.

[Jessica Alsman]

I was enthusiastic about it, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Guys, I have no doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

Obscure trivia fact. Obscure trivia fact. That's the only song written by Paul schaefer that Paul schaer's ever written.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he says in his book, which is a great.

[Christy Lee]

I love. I love that you did that.

[Pat Godwin]

The only book he's ever written.

[Christy Lee]

That is the only movie.

[Pat Godwin]

Think about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Tom's boring, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you entertain? What do you got?

[Josh Arnold]

I already tried. I already tried with my ministry.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's Raining Men.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how I did it.

[Christy Lee]

You swallowed the estrone part?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't known to swallow the man.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's revelatory, Brody. So he's okay. He's also gay. Okay, whatever. That'd be a fun twist on the show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If I all of a sudden came out. Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Ratings through the.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be. I just. I would be living a lie. I'm not a gay man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, you've just become a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Double shock.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you identify?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You know, I've just started identifying as bald.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really? Congratulations.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't even think about.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Not even close.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're bold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you just want some company?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Join me on the bald side. Have we completed our sports broadcast?

[Jeff Oskay]

We have.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good then. Now, Ms. Hooker, we were talking about this. There was an interesting news story about dishware because the good china, if you will.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Because nobody uses at Thanksgiving. A lot of people break out the good china. Yeah, that's what I thought. It turns out that. Well, you have the story, Christy. Read it again.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They found majority of homeowners admit they own special plates, glasses or silverware, but they almost never get used. In fact, the average homeowner holds off nearly 30 years before using their best dinnerware, saying they're waiting for the right moment.

[Tom Griswold]

After 30 years, probably a lot of funerals. Well, he's dead. Get out the good china now. Do you have so called good china at your place? Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

I wouldn't say it's good china, but it means something to me. It was my great grandma's.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever get it out?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Jessica Alsman]

And it's kind of become a fun thing if we've broken pieces and lost pieces over years, and then I'll find them in antique stores and be able to replace it.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Jessica Alsman]

So that's kind of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Many people confess that fear of breaking or damaging them keeps the pieces in storage is why they don't use.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, I love that some of them are nipped or nicked or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That way the lead can leech right directly into your food. That's nice.

[Jessica Alsman]

They feel loved. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is where Uncle Clarence threw the ashtray. That was a great moment.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think sometimes China never gets brought up because there's Always a new kid. And. Oh, man. Yeah, you're right. It's like, oh, geez, I can't. I can't trust that. That kid not to break something. But you don't want to live like that. You got to use.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, that's how I feel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, do you find that historically, at certain times in your life, it was more fun to sit at the kids table at Thanksgiving?

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, I still sit at the kids table.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is fun.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

After.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

That's.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's the present. After cooking dinner is hanging out with the kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Far more interesting.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're the best.

[Tom Griswold]

And they want to get through. They want to eat quick and move on.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. You know, and they have activities at their table. Some coloring or a game. Tic tac toe. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, we also were discussing the. The. What was the. The addition that someone wanted to make to Thanksgiving Christie that we all poo pooed?

[Christy Lee]

The holiday pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Protein in the mashed potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Salmon, yogurt, or cottage cheese in their mashed potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, it might work, but I just don't.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Why protein?

[Christy Lee]

That's what they're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why mess with tradition?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

I could see Greek yogurt for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But it's one meal a year, for God's sake. Do it the old fashioned way like the Pilgrims did.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then you have to finish.

[Tom Griswold]

And you see, you've seen those pictures of the Pilgrims. They've got that electric knife that Jeff has.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have one of those. I'm not ashamed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Okay, now chug some egg beaters in the morning.

[Jessica Alsman]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, well, let's move on. We have. Christy Lee, did you want to talk.

[Christy Lee]

About the Thanksgiving hosting pants?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Real quick.

[Christy Lee]

Butterball has Thanksgiving hosting pants. They're Butterball blue and built for serious hosting. They have a meat thermometer pocket, a phone pocket, a towel loop, utensil holsters, and even a built in bottle opener.

[Jessica Alsman]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Very functional. Thanksgivinghostingpants.com if you'd like your pair.

[Tom Griswold]

They're kind of sexy for the ladies, don't you? Sexy?

[Jessica Alsman]

Sexy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, in a cute, fun way, when.

[Pat Godwin]

A woman is cooking or has pants on like that, or a vacuum cleaner, they're very sexy.

[Christy Lee]

I like a woman in an apron.

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

A woman in the kitchen.

[Josh Arnold]

In all honesty, do you like a French maid outfit?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, Colleen Camp and Clue. Look that.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That made me question something really very hot. What's coming up, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a very interesting way to gift a newlywed couple. And then we have another married couple who got a little too frisky on an airplane. We have a loose lion. We have a fat squirrel.

[Josh Arnold]

Loose lion, as in it's free and out or it's sexually promiscuous.

[Christy Lee]

Free and out.

[Tom Griswold]

Free and out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know about his sexuality.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's banging the baboons. It's just out putting it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Banging the baboon.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's a loose lion.

[Tom Griswold]

Thursday night at the zoo, banging the baboon. Sounds like a band at Coachella.

[Josh Arnold]

I would say open for Pearl Jam.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now. I want to talk about Simply Save, brought to my attention by one Chick Magee more than a decade ago. He got, he came in one Monday and he goes, yeah, I put in a security system over the weekend. It took me half an hour. He has since moved twice since then and moved the security system with him. It's simply safe. Keep your compound safe and secure. Get the proper alarms. You decide where you want to put them. You can do it yourself or you can have the experts put them in for you if you want. Simply Safe has a bunch of new stuff going on out there right now. How about this? Think about an alarm that reacts before the event, before it's too late. Simplisafe is the only home security you can actually call in real time. They can see a would be intruder on the outside. If someone's lurking outside, Simplisafe's live agents let them know on camera they say hello out there, police are on the way. So find out what I'm talking about. A lot of different types of security systems are available from Simplisafe. Get all the details by going to simplisafetom.com and by the way, today a 60% off. Well, this is nice. 60% off on a new system. This is their best deal of the year. They're not going to ever offer a better price. It says right here. So a 60 day money back guarantee, no long term contracts. Simplisafe earns your business by keeping you safe and satisfied every day. Find out all the details. Like I said, It's SimpliSafe tomorrow. 60% off today. There's no safe like simply safe. Coming up, Is that a lion in my backyard? We'll see. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lees of the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ali Breen]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker across the way.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay at the Prize Pick sports desk. Ace Cosby's there. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, you got a new one.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's the old one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's fixed.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's the old, old one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the old, old one that was never broken.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, never broken. The small one that I bought is in the box behind me. Amazon's supposed to send me one of those return labels. They haven't.

[Jessica Alsman]

I bet it's, I bet it's in your email.

[Tom Griswold]

I just looked. It's not there yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. That's you. I, I mean, and that's usually immediate.

[Tom Griswold]

They send you a thing saying, we're going to send you the return email. And yeah, they have it.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Okay, that's, that's. Something happened.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll show it to you.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sure you didn't delete it?

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you checked your spam folder?

[Pat Godwin]

Have you just got Aaron here?

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is huge. It's a huge pain in the ass and I wish they'd napalm the factory where they built the thing. Okay, okay, reasonable.

[Josh Arnold]

A reasonable.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's 30 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

You can just go to your Amazon account and read.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have time. Okay. Nevertheless, I'm gonna need that later. That bullhorn, that one's just a little bit unwieldy. A couple quick items of business. First of all, today is Wednesday, which I, which I forgot. The Bob and Tom Holiday pop up shop has popped up. This is a really. These are great. And I want to thank Ms. Hooker for doing a lot of the work here to get this organized, if not all of it.

[Josh Arnold]

And hoodies are sold out.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh.

[Tom Griswold]

We have these cool hoodies. Even the zipper hoodie. And then we were thinking of doing a Josh Arnold hoodie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What's that gonna be?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. What would it be? Well, would you, what would you like in a hoodie?

[Jessica Alsman]

Zips all the way up over your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that what you would like? Well, well, that's fine. I can sit here quietly.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a big fish on it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got minestrone soup on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

On the front it says it's raining Men. And on the back it says Astrone. Yeah, I'd buy that.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, honoring my terrific joke, the.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S raining minestrone joke in honor. This is so obscure. I don't even know how this works. Ashley Campbell Storm is our winner, right? From week nine of the NFL.

[Josh Arnold]

And of course, her Campbell Storms anthem is it's rain and men estrone soup.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe if you added the word soup after.

[Josh Arnold]

As opposed to what? Minestrone.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys do it. All you guys do it. You guys do it. Go ahead. I'll fix it. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez, it's raining. No, no, everybody knows minestrone's soup.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

All if they don't. Hence an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean ergo, an idiot. What I was trying to say was these. I really love these sweatshirts. It's got this sort of cool old fashioned microphone on it.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. It's a shame they're sold out.

[Tom Griswold]

And it says Bob and Tom. We just put them back up. They're real. And there's also some T shirts. Anyway, you go to bobandtom.com.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the hats are sold out.

[Tom Griswold]

Check them out.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hats aren't sold out either.

[Tom Griswold]

Might be a nice gift for a friend. By the way, I'm working on my Christmas gift for you guys. I think I've come up with it.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. I look forward to it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Give us cash.

[Pat Godwin]

To throw away that thing every year.

[Tom Griswold]

Last year I gave you, I gave you specialized decks of cards with your picture on them.

[Josh Arnold]

I did pretty well on ebay with those.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But this would make a nice gift for somebody for the holidays.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, while you're at bob and tom.com, go to the slash contest part and enter to win our our gift card from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Now.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, it smells pretty good in here.

[Josh Arnold]

You know why?

[Pat Godwin]

Why? Because it's raining men in deodorant. It's raining men and deodorant.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Any better by Menon?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care.

[Pat Godwin]

Better than minestrone?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

How about just as bad?

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? The chicks are bitching. Menopause.

[Josh Arnold]

The chicks are bitching.

[Tom Griswold]

It's raining bitching. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Can't wait till you get home tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

It's too late.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy's a tad man a puzzle.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a tad man way post menopausal. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm in a happy spot.

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh, happy spot. Well, since you're in a happy spot, you're also in the silic Insurance news spot. Could we get some news out of you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A couple in Britain has had a tap and pay wedding reception, foregoing gifts and Instead asking their 140 guests for honeymoon money to go directly to their bank.

[Josh Arnold]

All for it.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. 35 year old Christopher Martin and 33 year old Tasha White got married in their hometown of Buckinghamshire.

[Josh Arnold]

Of what?

[Christy Lee]

Of what hometown of Buckinghamshire.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't hear that.

[Christy Lee]

That's because you guys have dirty minds. Oh, is that what I was honeymooning in Mexico. Rather than ask for traditional gifts, the couple hoped their 140 guests would help pay for their trip by tapping to pay at the couple's reception. They had a display complete with a QR code that read, don't be tight, pay for our flight.

[Josh Arnold]

Funny.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Martin told the Daily Mail that their guests.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet Tasha isn't all that tight.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right. Oh, no. I thought it was kind of tacky how they had a tip screen on so you could add a tip to your.

[Christy Lee]

As you can imagine, Jeff, people got more generous though as the drink started.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

Kept it up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Save me the chore. I'll happily give money at the reception.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm not. He said, I'm not going to reveal how much the total came to, but they were very generous. Some even tapped more than once.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an interesting idea.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you go online now, most, most couples have an online wedding registry and they usually have as one of the gift options, honey.

[Ali Breen]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the. We were talking earlier about the so called good china. Is that still a thing with younger couples? Are they still doing.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that they pick out china necessarily, but I know the wedding I went to this summer, she did have dinnerware on her. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's so wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you would call it good china.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, usually like Crate and Barrel or Pottery Barn. Good quality stuff. But yeah, not china pattern.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a nice honeymoon. I got you a gravy boat. I don't know.

[Jessica Alsman]

I love a gravy boat.

[Christy Lee]

I need a new gravy. But I was just thinking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh has a gravy yacht.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

You see, in my house I would have more, more gravy than the average person being being a fat man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have the.

[Christy Lee]

My God.

[Josh Arnold]

This is my gravy destroyer, the SS Anjou. I have tiny, tiny butter planes that.

[Tom Griswold]

Can launch off the crew.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I've got a full crew there. I can't breathe. And after every Meal. I hang a little banner that says, mission accomplished. Take my picture in front of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, give us some more.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody's fatter than me. Nobody's fatter than me. All I do, I eat jerk.

[Jessica Alsman]

Jerk.

[Josh Arnold]

Take them patties off and put the salami on. Take me with the bread stick.

[Tom Griswold]

Me with the bread stick.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course I. I have the gravy boat in a hutch right next to the syrup schooner.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to take this from him.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

This is my lot in life. I've chosen it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

You're not sorry. That's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

The name of the. The name gravy boat has always made me laugh. It is funny. I mean, were the original ones shaped like boats? Is that the idea?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I guess so. The most embarrassing. You guys want to know a true embarrassing boat fatness thing was I was at a sushi restaurant and I ordered. It was just me and I ordered a ton of sushi and they brought it out on the Giant.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've always wanted the boat.

[Christy Lee]

Usually two or three people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Usually it's at least two people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Our family of four has the boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. For a family of four.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did they bring you a captain's hat?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. That's that. We could do that as your merch item.

[Josh Arnold]

A gravy boat.

[Tom Griswold]

Captain's hat.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

I love gravy. It's your cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is my cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Just have the word gravy across it. I wonder, would people buy those?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The Josh Arnold captain's hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't look like you're very enthusiast.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Here's the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

You keep the money.

[Josh Arnold]

I know they would sell. And I. My love of money and my love of self are heavy.

[Christy Lee]

They're in a battle right now, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Your self esteem.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Your dignity.

[Tom Griswold]

Has your therapist ever called you right after the show and say, listen, I cleared my afternoon.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I happened to hear that gravy boat segment.

[Pat Godwin]

Does she listen?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so. No.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that permitted?

[Josh Arnold]

I told her if she ever wants to, she can. Yeah. Yeah. So I have given her so called permission to.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you upset?

[Unknown Male Speaker]

If she understands your struggle.

[Josh Arnold]

But I've also let her know, hey, look.

[Tom Griswold]

And have you ever gone up to her and said, look, I did this joke, it didn't work. And asked her to evaluate it?

[Josh Arnold]

I have not done that.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. No.

[Josh Arnold]

I have talked about my act in a way of.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever slipped into one of your bits?

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I Don't. I don't want to be that guy. It's not my bits. Aren't my life necessarily?

[Tom Griswold]

That guy does exist.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

I was, I was following a particularly well known comedian one time. We were doing some stuff and everyone he'd meet, he would do the same shtick for the first three minutes. Yeah. Oh, oh, yeah. You know, I'm talking. Okay, let's. Let's move forward here. So once again, I want to get around the horn here with regard to this. You think it's cool for a wedding to have a cash machine or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

It'S called a QR code.

[Tom Griswold]

QR code, Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Can you get married in a courthouse and register for wedding gifts?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You can?

[Jessica Alsman]

Absolutely, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pat, you can just register for wedding gifts without even getting married. You can just go on target, set up.

[Christy Lee]

We could do the Pat needs housewarming. Housewarming registry.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You know.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

You just move two buildings down?

[Jessica Alsman]

Did you lose some stuff?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I assume, I assume I'd be your best man, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Are you getting married?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I didn't say I was getting married.

[Jeff Oskay]

Congratulations, dude.

[Jessica Alsman]

Getting married.

[Josh Arnold]

This is exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to run a tux. I'm just wear my new blue shirt. Anything you want.

[Pat Godwin]

You can do the, the baseball cap and the shorts again like you did last time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good. Well, let's continue.

[Christy Lee]

Marriage. A couple arrested for allegedly committing sex acts on an airplane.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, this. I've heavily edited this. This is really gross.

[Christy Lee]

According to a probable cause statement, the 43 year old woman and her 42 year old husband were on a JetBlue flight from New York City to Sarasota, Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he get jet blown when they.

[Christy Lee]

Engaged in what authorities term a lewd and lascivious exhibition? Witnesses say they saw the woman pleasure her male companion with her hands before switching to oral activity.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure you'll lead into it.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There are kids watching.

[Pat Godwin]

They're in a seat.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell those perverts to turn their head.

[Christy Lee]

They shouldn't have been. They should have paid attention to their iPads. While the couple was arrested once the plane landed in Sarasota, prosecutors declined to pursue felony charges. Brian Zepp, a JetBlue flight attendant, told police that several youths and their mother had witnessed the couple performing in sexual activity on board the flight.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, kids, it's FaceTime. On an airplane going to.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like he got the face time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

That's just.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course it's unacceptable.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, save that for the back.

[Josh Arnold]

No matter how rad Was involved.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the back row is even worse though, Jess, because people are walking to the bathroom because the bathroom's better now.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have to go around their neighborhood. Hi, we're the Millers. Oh, nice to meet you. Yeah, we're court ordered to introduce ourselves.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. Is that the Mile High Club? If.

[Christy Lee]

No, we talked about.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, does the Mile High Club involve.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, I think that's a different.

[Josh Arnold]

That should be a different club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That works in the bathroom, so. Yeah, that counts.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't want to do that in the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't?

[Ali Breen]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Prude.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the one famous case where they hit the turbulence and the guy got.

[Josh Arnold]

Circumcised.

[Tom Griswold]

Against his will.

[Josh Arnold]

The old Garp.

[Jessica Alsman]

I'm surprised they don't sell like a tent for a private. More private experience. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

You're surprised they don't do that. I don't think they should be encouraging that kind of fun.

[Jessica Alsman]

I mean, in general, not necessarily to have sex under, but like for a little privacy in those seats. If you have two seats and you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what you're saying. When I flew to England this summer, they do have a. Certain seats have a whole ear completely.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah. Like the pods. Those are.

[Tom Griswold]

That was cool.

[Christy Lee]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Feet go right up and.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Slide in and. I'm not little person. I mean. Never mind. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

A booming sound from a lake is causing some problems. We'll find out what's doing that. We have a critter that was rescued with the traffic cone. We have a loose lion. We have interesting update on our jewelry theft that we never got to yesterday that we should talk about up in Paris at the Louvre.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's. I again. I. I've been hearing Louvre my whole life, but now everyone's going with Louvre.

[Josh Arnold]

Louvre.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's Louvre.

[Christy Lee]

I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Louvre.

[Pat Godwin]

Just like Louvre. It's like that.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's way more subtle.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's way subtle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I've been to Paris once.

[Tom Griswold]

We alluded to it. We didn't. We didn't do the Superman story.

[Christy Lee]

No, I still have that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a. This is. Every guy that hears this. Maybe some of the ladies are going to be upset about their mom heaving their comic books. When you hear the story that we have coming up. And the best way to hear it, of course, is with Raycon earbuds. This message, of course, brought to you in the Bob and Tom show by Raycon. Keep your ears open and your holiday playlist rolling with Raycon's Essential Open Earbuds. These open earbuds sit just outside your ear canal. Plus they're lightweight and fit comfortably all day long so you stay connected to your surroundings, which makes it a lot safer so you can hear what's going on outside as well as enjoy a podcast or some tunes or whatever it might be. Now the Black Friday and Cyber Monday, they got them going on right now. You can save up to 30% on all Raycon audio products. The Everyday Earbuds Classic are also out there. Loaded with upgrades including active noise cancellation and multi point connectivity, Raycon delivers the same premium audio quality as the big brands. I love the Raycon earbuds that I have. They're the ones that fit in your ear and they don't fall out because they have gel tips that you pick the right size for your ear. Raycon, they're about half the price and they're twice as good, so that's a math problem I can't figure out. Black Friday's around the corner. Raycon audio products are up to 30% off site wide right now. From Everyday Essentials to the latest releases, this is the time to upgrade your sound. Also, great gifts. Of course, they come in a bunch of colors so you can get the the appropriate color for the person you're getting them for. These early deals won't last long, so we're kind of combining Black Friday and other delights like Cyber Monday today. Go to buyraycon.com tomopen to save on Raycon audio products sitewide. Once again, it's a new code here. Buyraycon.com Tom open. Open sesame. Oh, you don't have to say open.

[Christy Lee]

It's just open.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. Buyraycon.com tomopen There you go. The time open. Sounds like a golf tournament where you have to wear headphones.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a bunch of delightful stories. We're going to try to get our Dick Vital tribute song on. Once again, Dick Vital. It's been reported cancer free. So great news. And he'll be doing college basketball again. Just a handful of games till January, then they hope to get Dick up there full time. So we'll keep you up to date on Mr. Vital, longtime friend of the show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

You're all right welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lees of the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin is resplendent in red today. Yes, Jess Hooker's over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay at the prize Pick Sports desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Jeffrey. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there he is. Tommy boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I have trouble being present when I'm around myself. I'm not sure what that means.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, we all get a case of that every now and again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we're going to examine the world of history. All right, but first I want to remind you that today's Wednesday, which I keep forgetting. You want to get your picks in, your NFL picks go to bob and tom.com contest at stake each week, that $500e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. Okay, let's. Let's check in with the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, time now to check in with the world of history.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how they know this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom doesn't know how they know this one.

[Christy Lee]

All right, well, let us be the judge.

[Tom Griswold]

Go on. I enjoy the verbal support. Thank you. Christopher Columbus learned about harvesting and growing maize from the indigenous population of Cuba on this date in 1492.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, because I remember he posted an Instagram story. It said, I was today years old when I learned. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in return, it's my understanding he gave them blankets containing smallpox. Another delights. Okay, never mind. It's an amazing story. Amazing. You see? Oh, here's. This is something I hate. 1935, Parker Brothers launched Monopoly.

[Christy Lee]

You hate that game, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I can't stand it.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I. I do like that game. Do you got anybody else like that?

[Christy Lee]

Monopoly?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Monopoly Junior.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's great. You can play it in like, 40 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yeah. You've been invited to Epstein island, collect $15.

[Tom Griswold]

1935, it was really. And there's. There's some weird story that they stole again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody else created it. And there's a chance. Yeah. And I'm sure if it was founded on this date, and maybe tomorrow there'll be the story of some guy heaving the game and all of its little pieces out the window. That'd be me. Happy birthday, Art Garfunkel. Do you know who that is?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I do. He's a singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Simon and Garfunkel.

[Jessica Alsman]

Simon and Garfunkel. He's the one with the. With the fro.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1941.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He whispers things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, he's. He's the only voice on Bridge Over Troubled Water.

[Pat Godwin]

For example, Salon Silver Girl, sale on silverware, aisle 12.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Are they both still alive?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. His new band. I'm sure he's that soul band of Parliament. Garfunkedelic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, They're. They're very good.

[Josh Arnold]

They're both still alive, Jess. And wherever they are, they're both grouchy.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I always got that.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Yeah. I don't know. I don't think they're friends. This is. Now, this is interesting. 1954, Elvis Presley sang his only commercial for a jingle for Southern Made Donuts.

[Jessica Alsman]

I was gonna say ham.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever heard. Have you ever heard it?

[Ali Breen]

Ham?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to dig this up.

[Josh Arnold]

Presley's pressed ham.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was on the show. The Louisiana Hayride. I wonder if this is a typo.

[Christy Lee]

What year that was?

[Tom Griswold]

1954. But it's spelled Southern Made. M, A, I, D. No, that sounds right.

[Christy Lee]

Southern Made.

[Tom Griswold]

Not like Made in the South.

[Christy Lee]

Mad Southern Made. Like a Southern mate. Yeah, that makes sense. The lady makes donuts.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure they still don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they don't use her picture anymore.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thank you, Josh. You can see why it was a bit. Oh, wow. I don't know who.

[Josh Arnold]

So that was pre. Fame.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Right.

[Jessica Alsman]

1954. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So that was just the gig for him.

[Pat Godwin]

Tyson Tenders. They're delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. The 1956, the Nat King Cole show debuted on NBC. It was the first musical variety show hosted by an African American performer. The sponsors backed out. No. The show was canceled relatively quickly and. And Nat King Cole famously said something like, madison Avenue is afraid of the dark. Some. I don't have it. I just remember reading that. Now, this is confusing. In 1959, Brian Adams was born.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You got that?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'll see what I mean in a minute. And again, where you're going. In 1974, Ryan Adams.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was born.

[Jessica Alsman]

They share birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so confused.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Brian. Maybe Ryan Adams's parents really liked Brian Adams, and they.

[Pat Godwin]

So wait a minute. In the summer of 69, he was nine or 10 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he has that. If Brian Adams. We had Brian Adams, born in 59. And he has that song, what, the Summer of 69.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

He would have been 10.

[Pat Godwin]

Couldn't get married in 69.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know that. That. So never mind. I thought that was kind of interesting. Tilda Swinton, born Josh, 1960. She's a great actress.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the name Tilda is really good. Oh, is that short for Matilda?

[Josh Arnold]

Possibly.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. She has a very unique look.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a great name though.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't hear that one. Anybody know Johnny Horton?

[Pat Godwin]

Johnny Horton?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, he's the gas station baron.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Coffee Bear.

[Jessica Alsman]

Coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Gas stations.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny Horton had the famous song. The Battle of New Orleans.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And north to Alaska.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

His birthday today.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he died in a car crash.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, Jesus, thanks for bringing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Up in a Cadillac in 1960.

[Josh Arnold]

North Pole.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. He probably didn't have a seatbelt. 1960, you'd have to have aftermarket seat belts. They did, right? They didn't have them in cars, did they, in 60?

[Pat Godwin]

No, not in our car.

[Christy Lee]

I know that when I was growing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Up, if you didn't have them, you tucked them back in the seat so it wouldn't stick in the side.

[Pat Godwin]

No annoying beep going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

66. The monkeys hit number one with last train to Clarksville.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought they did that yesterday. Maybe that was released. We did talk about it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did talk about it yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

And I do know this. That's a Boy and Heart song, right?

[Pat Godwin]

And I no less. Maybe it is. Yeah, I'm a Believer's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one where the Boy and Heart's band is playing on that. Not. Not the Monkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry. Let me get a pen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, write that down.

[Josh Arnold]

Say they were.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually one of them just died. You insensitive prick.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, good. How do you spell that? Josh wasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

I missed a few.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I spelled. Let's see who gives a. My God, one of those guys just.

[Tom Griswold]

Died a couple weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't mean I have to like this.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like the song Last Train to Clark's?

[Josh Arnold]

I do like the song. I don't like the minutia that I have to hear every time we mention it.

[Tom Griswold]

This day in minutia. Okay, well, how about this one? 1987, Jason Kelsey, happy birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we know who he is. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's Taylor Swift's brother in law, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, be in 1988, the Beach Boys hit number one with Kokomo.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, I had that song on a record, I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the. One of the artists, of course, the aforementioned Mike Love who.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just not a nice guy I.

[Tom Griswold]

Saw on a train and you guys thought he was very nice to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, a hole's done to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I had. I did have. I did have my badge on.

[Pat Godwin]

They both nod to each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I haven't seen you at the meetings. Heard about the new underwear they've got for us.

[Josh Arnold]

It just bums me out that he's not particularly nice because I, you know, I just. You hate hearing it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1994, George Foreman at the age of 46, knocked out Michael Moore, 26, to become the oldest heavyweight champion.

[Josh Arnold]

The overweight documentary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we should have.

[Pat Godwin]

Ow.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll pretty much do what I think for today in history. Hope you enjoyed her. Oh. Little of the thing through minutiae. Oh, but this will make you happier. Atlantic Records releases Led Zeppelin Immigrant Song on the state many years.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like how Led Zeppelin named all of their songs. So I can't find them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's so pretty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, what's that one song that I love so much? Oh, it's named something that has nothing to do with any of the lyrics.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

So much fun.

[Tom Griswold]

What's responsible for that? Heroin or cocaine with a little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

Of Pretentious and a touch of Lord of the Rings.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. We come from the land of the ice and snow.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Now we have Ali Breen coming up with sexy time. We have that. Is that a lion in your backyard in the news and opening up a package and finding a human skull. It happened. We'll find out where and why. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there. It's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's the Silac Insurance Company News Desk. Hi, Pat Godwin's there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jessica Alsman has joined us. Hi, Jeff. Oscar sitting at the prize pick sports desk? Yes, sir. Hey, Scosby, you there? Hey, I'm Joshua Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. Hi. How's it going?

[Jeff Oskay]

Real well.

[Josh Arnold]

How about you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

But I was looking up trying to figure out we had this today in history thing that the only time Elvis ever Did a commercial. He sang a jingle for the Southern Made Donuts Company. They were his favorite donuts. That's what it says here. But there. There is not an existing recording, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Be fun to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do have the lyrics here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe package sing it as Elvis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it says you get them piping hot after 4pm you can get them piping hot. Southern Made donuts hit the spot after 4. You can get them piping hot after 4pm There you go.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

So was it only on the radio or was it like it was on.

[Tom Griswold]

The Louisiana Hayride show, which.

[Christy Lee]

Probably on the radio.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. Yeah, someone. They must have it somewhere. There's a new book out about Colonel Parker that's really interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it wasn't recorded. Maybe it was done I'll Prairie Home Companion, where, you know, the commercial was live.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's a possibility.

[Josh Arnold]

They just record those shows.

[Pat Godwin]

They did a lot of live commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

Dumb show to live commercial. I'm sorry. I enjoy them live, as you know, on this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're fun, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. We, you know, we never get to the point and barely mention the product. It's. We're good at it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying. No, I mean, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But when they would get like those old radio shows and Prairie Home was great at that. Emulating that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's time to do a couple quick things. From a business standpoint, this isn't a commercial. It's an opportunity for you to get something serious, which is, of course, jewelry from Steven Singer Jewelers by entering our contest. Go to bobandtom.com contest submit your entries for who's going to win this week in the NFL. It's all laid out for you. Just pick the winners. We don't need to know anything else. And we do have this year's. Excuse me, I'm sorry. This week's winner. What a treat. Not only does she get that $500e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers, we have created a jingle just for her because we have. Yeah. Oh, the minestrone jingle.

[Christy Lee]

You've already forgotten. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Her name is Ashley. Hyphenated last name Ashley Campbell. Storm.

[Josh Arnold]

Campbell Storm. So like soup falling from the sky.

[Jessica Alsman]

My.

[Josh Arnold]

It's raining men. Astrony. It's raining men.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys aren't gonna. I hear. I'm backing him up now. And you guys bail on.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, we all are singing.

[Tom Griswold]

Your mics were up. Okay, I'm sorry. Christy Lee is over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A Superman comic found in the attic of a Northern California home could be the most valuable ever, according to Heritage Auctions. The pristine copy of the first Superman comic was discovered among a trove of old comic books by three brothers going through their late mom's belongings. The copy of Superman number one was issued in 1939 after National Allied. National Allied changed its name to Detective Comics, Inc. Now known to fans as DC, with similar copies selling for $5.36 million in recent years, auctioneers believe the item could be the most valuable comic book ever.

[Josh Arnold]

They've won the lottery.

[Christy Lee]

The auction will take place November 20th to the 22nd.

[Tom Griswold]

10 cents.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dude, if I found that in my attic, I would fall through the ceiling. I would be jumping around, so I would just crash.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

But that also gives all of us an opportunity to. We all pretty much have the same story. Your mom throws away your comic books. I had them floor to ceiling. And I had vintage 19, late 1950s detective comics, Batman and Superman, man. And Mad magazine. Every issue of Mad.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't believe. I still can't get over it. My mother. I don't know what she was thinking.

[Christy Lee]

She didn't want your clutter in her attic anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was in my room, but that's even worse.

[Christy Lee]

She needed a sewing room.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

See, it pays to be a hoarder. It really does, if you just hold out long enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, Judd Apatow, his new book is just based on the fact that he's a hoarder. So he has, you know, every comedy album, every. Every tape he ever made. When he was in high school, he was interviewing these incredibly famous comedians, and Judd, as you know, was the roommate of your favorite human being, Adam Sandler. He's got a new book about that, and he. I heard him saying that he. We're trying to get him on the air here. He had, like, seven storage units full of stuff, because the last time he moved, I guess his wife said they go or I go or something. But he's got all kinds of cool memorabilia.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

But it's really cool. You want to be able to pass it down, too.

[Christy Lee]

But I just, like, Kids want it, though. That's the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

But I want to look at it.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Yeah, I know he could submit that stuff to, like, a museum at some point.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember the. I was. I was watching, like, the Merv Griffin show one time years ago, and I think it was Shelly Winters. I think she'd written a book about herself. And she goes, I couldn't think of anything. And then I went through all my old checks and that, you know. Oh, that sparked a memory. Remember when we talked to the guy, the lead singer of AC dc and he had released a book and he didn't want to do it, an autobiography. But then they said, well, you're a car guy. So he. Each chapter is about a different. He remembered, oh, I had this car. Here's what I did with it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a good idea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of cool. In any event, Superman, the very first issue in perfect condition.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so cool.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of your buddy Adam Sandler, he's in the news today.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Oh, yeah?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. He'll be the next recipient of AARP's Movies for Grown Ups Career Achievement Award. A group cited his ability to move masterfully from comedy roles to serious drama. He'll receive his award January 10th in Beverly Hills, and the ceremony will broadcast in February. And pbs.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

That's exciting. Good for him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's getting early, early rave reviews for the new movie he's in with George Clooney.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

J. Kelly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm a big fan. We were talking earlier about favorite horror movies. I'm a big fan of his Transylvania movies.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Those are delightful family comedies.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not horror movies, but they're mockup, they're mocking, they're hilarious. He's really brilliant than those things. Now, coming up, it's going to be Sexy Time with Ali Brain. But we have time for a couple more sexy stories. You got any?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how sexy this is, but in the wake of the Louvre jewelry heist, some French newspapers say the world's most visited museum suffered from security flaws. According to the Libertarian, it discovered official documents dating back to 2014 and updated through 2024 that appear to show the password for the video surveillance system at the lvre were L O U V R E and T H A L E S. The name of the security software responsible for protecting the museum.

[Tom Griswold]

So their password was Louvre.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't blame them. You want to keep it simple for everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Who has they updated? Did you see that? They updated it yesterday. It's now Louvre. One, two, three.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Capital letters at all.

[Christy Lee]

They were all caps. Oh, there's all caps.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Not mix it up at all. Or throw a zero in for the. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I want everyone to be honest with me. This is men only. Well, no, you can. How many of you have 69 in one of your passwords?

[Josh Arnold]

1 one of my passwords. Really? And yeah, it's for the work computer because.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you want to say what your whole password or can you. On air.

[Josh Arnold]

It's somebody here asked if they could borrow it, and so I said yes. And I quickly changed the password to their first name, 69, and so that they would have to type.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

There is an official work document here that's shared amongst people and 69 is at the end of the password. Which makes sense. The whole password just makes sense.

[Pat Godwin]

My license plate has 69 in it, and it's not a vanity plate. No joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I think mom 69 is easy to remember.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Pat Godwin]

When I go to a hotel, I know how to write down the license. Mom 69 official.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I, I'd like to bring this up as maybe some someone listening can help me here. What is the most unnecessary thing that requires a password? Because I'm really getting sick of it. Everything. Now what Chick was saying what? His refrigerator has a password.

[Christy Lee]

Every app you use almost has a password now attached. It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

What I hate is you get a magazine and you get the app and then when you open it up, some of them still require the password.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, I've already paid you the 80 bucks. For God's sake, just open the thing up, will you? Get in their email list. And they email. Here's a really good story. And you, you click it and enter the password. Yeah, I can remember 80 passwords.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Officials at the end. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like the face id.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, if I ever mauled in the face, I'll never be able to get into any app I own. I like the.

[Christy Lee]

Does it recognize you without a beard, I wonder?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good question. Because your beard is massive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your beard is almost. Let me. Yeah, yeah. The distance from the tip of your nose to the bottom of your beard is encroaching on the distance from the bottom of your nose to the top of your head.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Six inches.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, but yeah, that's a.

[Christy Lee]

Good question because my face ID will recognize me in both glasses and not glasses, which I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Will I recognize you if you're not talking?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Right now.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't possibly be Christine.

[Tom Griswold]

This is what happens when I don't get enough sleep. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Officials at Vienna St. Steve.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's do this. Next. Let's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, we have Ally next.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we got. Oh, we gotta get. We'll get to this then. Eventually. Coming up. It's going to be the lovely Ali Breen. Right now. I want to remind you about the beauty of Simply Safe once again was, I don't know, a couple years ago, maybe 10 years ago, Chick Magee walked in one day and said, hey, over the weekend I installed my own security system in about half an hour. He has since uninstalled it and reinstalled it in two different houses. Simply Safe it's great because it can actually stop a crime before it really starts. One of the many aspects of Simplisafe, depending on which system you get one of these, one of these things can be extraordinarily helpful. Of course, you want to get all the details by going to simplisafetom.com you'll find about, you'll find about. How many cameras does chick have? 11. You can put the cameras up where you think you need them. You can of course, put door alarms on, smoke alarms, carbon monoxide detectors and all that important stuff. And Simplisafe is different because you can actually call the cops when someone is lurking around your house. So get the details on how that particular system works. It's all about getting those lurkers to get away from your place. Simply Safe can do all kinds of stuff, including taking action when it's appropriate. Get the details by going to simplisafetom.com and today, 60% off any new system. This is their best deal of the year and you won't see a better deal coming down the road. So take advantage today, a 60 day money back guarantee, of course, from Simplisafe. No long term contracts. And Simplisafe earns your business by keeping you safe and satisfied every day. Get 60% off your new system. We use it here at the Bob and Tom Show. So you know what's good? Simply Safe. Go to simplisafetom.com there's no safe like SimpliSafe. And again, 60% off today. That's SimpliSafe tom.com Check it out online. Coming up Sexy Time with Ali Breen. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christie Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's across the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

As is Jessica Alsman.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Howdy.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Osk is at the prize pick sports desk. Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom and are we ready to hook up with our guest, our good buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. There we go. It's the lovely Ally Breen. And it's a new game we have. It's called Where's Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Ally looks tan today.

[Tom Griswold]

You do look sunburned. Where are you sunburned?

[Ali Breen]

I'm in. I'm in an airport, but I'm actually headed to Florida. I don't know why. This lighting does make me look tan. I have to live in this lighting.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are you in the airport? Are you in a.

[Ali Breen]

Like, I'm in, like the business. Like in the lounge. They have a business center.

[Tom Griswold]

So can people see you? Are people looking at you?

[Ali Breen]

No, I'm in the back, but they can probably hear me, so they're about to be entertained.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

The name of the show is Sexy Time. The way it works is you write Ally letters. You can reach Ali Breen A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform. She's also active to a degree at Ali B A L L I B on. I was going to say on Sexy Time. Excuse me. Are you having a good time there with only fans?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, it is pretty fun. I have to do a little more. I like get into it and it's pretty fun and then I forget about it for a little while. So I have to be more consistent.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, you remember our idea? You do that Farah faucet thing where you take giant sheets of paper, coat your body, coach your body and paint and just roll, roll over them this trip?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I might just do that. It's going to be very messy, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Worth it because you're going to be painting again. Your new condo.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, well, it's. I. It's not a condo, it's a house. But I finally got it ready and rented out and immediately some kids had a massive party there right away. Yeah. So, like out of a movie, like charging at the door, just kids showing up from everywhere. I was watching through my ring camera. They were not smart enough to disable the ring camera.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, like, are you talking hundreds? Hundreds of people?

[Ali Breen]

Over 200.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing. Parties like a rental.

[Josh Arnold]

It was an awesome party.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, it did look like it was an awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you just rent it for a few days?

[Ali Breen]

It was for two days and they got kicked out that night. So the party went on for like two and a half hours. So, yeah, I'm going down to my handyman and maid. Did everything for the most part. But yeah, I could actually probably do some painting. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm sorry, let's get to the letters here. What's. What do we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I'm so in love with the guy I work with and he's constantly venting to me about his wife. She sounds awful. And I always tell him how amazing he is and how he deserves someone better. Is he just fishing for compliments or is he trying to let me know there's a chance?

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't know. It could go either way there.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Wouldn't he start to, like, hit on you and give you compliments back if he was interested? Yeah, he might just think of you as a girl to listen to his troubles, because I don't know how many.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you say to him, let's just say she was murdered. Could we go out on a date?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And that way then you'll know.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Suspect in her murder.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. We got her out of the picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If she wasn't in the picture, what would happen? Would we hook up? That's the question. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Because the problem is if you like someone, you're always going to hear that as a pass probably.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Right?

[Ali Breen]

You know what I mean? Like, instead of venting, it's going to be like, oh, he's trying to flirt, but it should just be obvious.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe let him know about a date, you know, that you're. That you're gonna go on this weekend and see how he responds to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, but say something like, ah, this guy really reminds me of you.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to say that's too much, I think, but that's sort of what Tom does.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

A little on the nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry, let's move on. What else have we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my dog hates my boyfriend. And I mean hates. Barks at him, tries to bite him. Won't even take treats from him. My sister says he's seeing his soul and he's probably a bad person. And this is the biggest red flag.

[Pat Godwin]

She's right.

[Ali Breen]

Do I really break up with him just because of my dog? It's been three months and it hasn't gotten any better.

[Tom Griswold]

That could be a scent. That could be his cologne. Yes, Christie, shake.

[Christy Lee]

Dogs know. Does he like dogs? That's. That's the key, too. Does he. Is he a. Like a. Not a dog person? Because dogs will pick up on non dog people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There are also dogs that don't like men. There are dogs that don't like women.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Yeah, some of them are racist, some are racist.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

She's right.

[Ali Breen]

I've never seen a dog not to take a treat, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what makes me think Scent.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it could be that new cologne, Cat Piss by Dior.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, Right.

[Christy Lee]

I would really take a hard look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know. Talk to a dog expert. We're not.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How does. The dog's not gonna know. The dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

The dog knows.

[Christy Lee]

Dog knows. Dogs know.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, then we got the opinion of the crazy dog woman.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I am crazy dog man. Thank you, Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Dog man here. I'm sticking with woman. I see that shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're speaking with Ali Breen, comedian, comedian at slash landlord.

[Christy Lee]

And so you rent an Airbnb, correct?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, exactly. And there's supposed to be policies and protections, like, in place for no parties, but apparently they don't work.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently not.

[Ali Breen]

I know. Kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is it? What city is it?

[Ali Breen]

In Ocala. In Ocala, Florida?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

And it took the police, like, an hour and a half to show. I mean, the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, it's amazing. I was like, I think there's underage kids. Is that going to help anyone get there any faster? Anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's get on to our next letter. Allie, what do we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my life. My wife loves to entertain, so we always host dinners and holidays, etc. One of her best friends got really drunk and tried to hook up with me a few months before this, and now I'm really weird around her. And my wife keeps asking me why she still comes to our house a lot, and I feel like it's just gonna happen again. Do I tell my wife the truth or make something up?

[Tom Griswold]

Is this. I didn't hear in the beginning. Is it his wife's best friend?

[Ali Breen]

One of her best friends? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what to do here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't either.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

She just obnoxious drunk, like, oh, you're so hot, we could totally hook up. Or, like, was she really pursuing him?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Either one of them are good.

[Jeff Oskay]

But you tell your wife.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think you tell your wife.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would say, but I would.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have told her the next day. I wouldn't wait for a month and then be like, oh, hey, that party a month ago, you're.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Marie.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Now she's suspicious. Like, you liked it, didn't you? That's why you're weird around her. You did hook up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Ali Breen]

What about talking to the friend?

[Jeff Oskay]

Or you think that's just stay away from her. That that woman's evil.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Anything you say now to her will be used against you.

[Ali Breen]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she, there are some women who get really, really drunk and don't remember what they're doing too sometimes.

[Pat Godwin]

What are their names?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I, I. Could we go back one more to the dog thing? I've been thinking about this. So wait. Yeah. So the dog thing, what now? So the woman thinks that the, the dog won't respond at all to her.

[Christy Lee]

Boyfriend, Hates her boyfriend.

[Ali Breen]

No. Yeah, actively hates him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Barks at Take.

[Tom Griswold]

Take this guy next door and see what happens with the dog next door. Oh, scientific method. It may be. Well, I guess that really wouldn't work, would it? Then if you, I guess you could still say it's his evil soul. I, I'm with Josh. I think it's his cologne or something.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Well, that dog could be protecting his owner, his mommy.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Don't you touch her.

[Christy Lee]

That way he knows that this guy's not good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. We can get back to this other one there. I'm confused about this one too. Okay.

[Ali Breen]

They say the same thing about babies, by the way too, because you know, people hold babies and they cry immediately. Do you think that's a red flag that the person's not a good. Like the babies can see yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

That's absolutely, that's. I think it's even more scent and stuff like that.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that's probably true.

[Tom Griswold]

And maybe the person has never been around babies and doesn't know how to hold them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, they hold them like gym.

[Tom Griswold]

Brown going through the line. 1964. He's the guy. Arm out here.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Put him next to your heart. We're speaking with comedian Ali Breen. The show is sexy time. Let's get to our next letter.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I went on a week long vacation with my new boyfriend and I couldn't poop the whole time I was there. I guess this is a nerve thing. Has anyone else ever had this happen?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes it just happens. From traveling.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's a vacation thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So this could have been. I mean, I have to assume everything's okay now, but yeah, I wouldn't worry about it.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Just take some Miralax with you on.

[Christy Lee]

Your next trip or just excuse yourself and go down to the lobby. That's always the trick. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you think, you think this was, this was nervous.

[Christy Lee]

She couldn't do it in front of him or with him there or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Common.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's very.

[Ali Breen]

The promise he'd be like, oh, I'll probably go down to the lobby with you. We'll hang out down there together.

[Christy Lee]

No, you gotta.

[Pat Godwin]

You lie and say you're gonna look at the bill or something. There's always tricks.

[Christy Lee]

Why can't you just say, I'm gonna go downstairs and use the facility?

[Pat Godwin]

Because you can't hear that.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

I can't go here. I'm locked up for some reason. I'm nervous.

[Christy Lee]

You have to be that. Just say, excuse me. I'm gonna go downstairs to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe there's a local salon that does. What's that stuff called where they.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they shove the tube in a high colonic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah, those were popular for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very romantic. That's how I know Kenny Loggins met like his fourth wife doing.

[Ali Breen]

That's not the way to meet someone.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't think I got a low colonic. I just wanted the rim cleaned.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the rim, you know. Josh, just. Just take your water pick. You want to mark, by the way, those have interchangeable nozzles. Mark that one. Let's move on. Ali Breen is our guest. Florida bound. Ally, what have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I want to do something fun and crazy for my boyfriend's 40th birthday. My best friend's really cute and fun and said we should surprise him with a threesome. The only issue is that it's with my friend. So will he start to think that's going to happen all the time after that? And will he start looking at her all the time like that now? What do you guys think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, this is what classically happens during.

[Christy Lee]

Don't go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

He's going to make a noise with her he's never made with you or something like that, and it will fester in your brain for the rest of your life.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

You've got to get a stranger.

[Jeff Oskay]

Josh, do not ruin this for this man.

[Josh Arnold]

You are an a hole.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let this man live.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you. But she needs to know that, yes, he's gonna be into it, so go out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, she may be, I don't know, one of the 5% of chicks who are actually cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

No offense. Ladies not have a problem with it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think, Josh, she's gonna say something like, hey, look, this is great. I'm gonna be moving in here. And by the way, you're gonna have to get me new golf clubs because I'm a lefty. As they toss her out the door.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds like she and her friend are quite close already. Like, it's not really a big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you read the last sentence again? I'm. I'm a little bit confused.

[Ali Breen]

When he started thinking of her like that all the time now.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Ali Breen]

Well, he go, hey, like the three of them just go to lunch. It's gonna be like, yeah, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's no way in the future he's gonna be.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to set the rules. You gotta tell them you can't put.

[Ali Breen]

The toothpaste back in the bottle. So they say.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're gonna go, hey, this is a one time thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can say that as much as you want.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but something has to be established.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, I'm with you too. What if there is that awkward moment now she's gonna be awkward with both her friend and her husband. I know it's gonna be like you.

[Josh Arnold]

Said, there are painfuls, but like Jeff said, if you're cool with the pitfalls, you're good.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

How about she. He's not allowed to enter her anyway. But then is that better?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so she can like. Yes, the major stuff has to be done with her.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

With the wife, her girlfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's only on the half birthday. Yeah, yeah, but let's not, because she'll be over there for the.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's not forget it was the friend who said, why don't we surprise him with a three way?

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So she's. She's already.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she's on board. Oh, I forgot. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like the friend might be into her husband. Sure.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think this is going to end well.

[Jeff Oskay]

Unless you're the guy. Then this is going to end awesomely.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Stop ruining it for this guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Just know what you're getting into, that's all. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Can you imagine if there's ever a situation where the friend and the boyfriend have to be alone? Now she's always going to be terrified. She's going to be like, what are you guys doing? What are you up to?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, and Josh, you can't establish rules. It reminds me of the great scene in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid rules in a knife fight. You know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

I do know, but the only way these work is with. Yeah. A guidebook.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you had some experience, Jeffrey, with this similar situation to this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't. I mean, I've done some stuff. I mean. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Were there rules involved?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, there were things that were set out ahead of time. This is what's cool. This is what's not cool. And and everyone was on board. And then no one gets hurt.

[Ali Breen]

And there's no weird aftermath even. Because even if you set the rules, there's no saying you're gonna necessarily.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, breakfast the next morning is a little weird, but you get through it. You have your poached egg, you call it a day.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

There's just websites to find some hot strangers that literally do this. And you know what to do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but with a stranger, you have to worry about getting murdered, Getting robbed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Think about how happy he'll be for a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now let's move. We have time for one more letter. Ali Breen. A L, L, I, B, R, E, E. And you can reach Ali on your favorite social media platform with your questions about love. What have you got, Ali?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I'm getting married next weekend. Serious question. You guys have been married before. Is my wife really going to stop with the BJ's?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a serious question.

[Christy Lee]

Why would she stop if she did them before?

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's the old premise.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So I've never been married. I cannot attest.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

One way or another, I can't attest either.

[Josh Arnold]

And apparently the married people are all scared.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I was trying to think back and it's.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it didn't affect.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I was only married six months.

[Tom Griswold]

We're learning.

[Josh Arnold]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This show really should be called Sexy Time. Let's learn about Jeffrey. This is great, guys.

[Pat Godwin]

Intimacy doesn't change it. Change. I mean, it does change is what I was trying to say. It goes up and down.

[Tom Griswold]

I can put it this way. As you know, Ali, I am a licensed, certified. What's the word they use?

[Christy Lee]

Officiant.

[Tom Griswold]

Officiant. It sounds like efficient, which certainly has ever applied to me. Officiant, meaning I can. I can marry people. And I have legally.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, you should advertise that.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be in demand when this comes up. I always say you can write it into the vows. That's real hot because, yeah, you can put almost anything in them. And I think, you know, you could have, you know, until death do us part, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, and then there'll be certain requirements, you know, and that.

[Ali Breen]

Spices up the ceremony.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, some people put in, you know, maximum. Maximum weight.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, I want to go to one of these weddings.

[Josh Arnold]

We weren't asking about what you would put in yours. I think. Just remember, this goes both ways, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When you get married, some of that great stuff you're doing for her. Now you don't. That doesn't stop.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't stop.

[Christy Lee]

Mutual.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I think you're worried about. You're taking that premise a little too seriously. That's my guess.

[Ali Breen]

As long as the marriage is good, the beaches will be good.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

And let us know how it goes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, please do. I say three months.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Oh, thanks, Ali. Are you working in New York over the weekend? Are you going to be down in.

[Ali Breen]

Fla. Yeah, I'm back on Saturday. I'll be at the Strip in New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, thanks very much, Ali. Always a great guy. The Bob and Tom show is sponsored right now by BetterHelp. BetterHelp is all about accessing therapy with a therapist that is actually speaking with you online. And Better Help has been helping a lot of people. They have some 30,000 therapists available, and they've helped millions of people worldwide. If you've been thinking about therapy, BetterHelp can get you hooked up and this is a good time of year. Remember, they always say when you change your clocks that, you know, check your smoke alarms and check your carbon monoxide detectors, batteries, that sort of thing. Well, this is also a good time to think about kind of checking your alarm, if you will, or your batteries, however you want to put it, when it comes to your head and how you're feeling about stuff. So BetterHelp can hook you up with a therapist. And by the way, those therapists are professionals. They go by a strict code of conduct. They're fully licensed here in the US you fill out a questionnaire identifying your potential needs or preferences, and they'll hook you up with a therapist. The therapy is done online, so it's a lot more convenient. You can do it wherever you want to be. So this month, they'd like you to reach out, maybe call an old friend to say hi, make sure that not everybody's lonesome out there. And also maybe take care of yourself. Find out what I'm talking about by visiting betterhelp.com and also there's a new, elegant way if you want to get some information, you just take your smartphone and go, £250. Just say. You say it out loud. You go, £250 and say this out loud, BT Show. That's the key word. Once again, take the phone, dial as such, as it is dialing up £250. And then just say out loud, BT show. And that will knock some cash off that first month. Once again, it's a £250£250. And you just say BT show to find out what's going on in the world of betterhelp and therapy. We're coming right back. We've got Christy Lee over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Silac Insurance news desk. We have to find out, is that a lion in my backyard?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just opened up this box. There's a human skull in it. Oh, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

D hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lees at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Present.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jessica Altman's there. Hi, Jeff Oskay at the Prize Pick sports desk. Yes. Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold of the I hate Stevensinger sidekick Share. Thanks for putting up with my raspy voice today.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Tom and we talked about a loose lion. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it turns out. Well, you'll see what happens.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in the Republic of Ireland say a lion spotted in a wooded area turned out to be a large dog. A video it was thought to be a lion roaming County Clare went viral on social media, which led to inquiries from police. Police later said the animal was not a lion. But in Newfoundland, a doggy named Mouse. Mouse was groomed.

[Tom Griswold]

That's hilarious. Already. You've got a giant dog and it's in his mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Mouse that roared.

[Christy Lee]

He groomed in such a way. He was groomed in such a way that he looked as though he had had a mane and a tuft of hair on his tail, much like a lion. Animal experts caution that it's generally not recommended to shave Newfoundlands since they do have a double coat which protects their skin. They are such beautiful dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

They are, aren't they?

[Christy Lee]

Aw.

[Tom Griswold]

He'S a. He's a kind of a brownish, chocolatey brown Newfoundland. But from the shoulders back, you could.

[Josh Arnold]

See where a drunk Mick might confuse that.

[Pat Godwin]

After five Guinness. That looks like a lion.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw another photograph from the, from the rear and it's, it really does look like a line. But now let's just. Man, I'm getting the signal. Pat, you have a song about lions.

[Pat Godwin]

I took a kernel of truth, the fact that that lion named Leo was actually a dog named Mouse, and I came up with a song called Twas a Blackout Tonight. Oh, the facts are fuzzy, the details cloudy. Was a blackout night oh, and it got rowdy. You woke up in the barn with hay as your bed and you proposed to a pig.

[Josh Arnold]

And now we're going to to the wedding.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll try to make it clear. You are fighting with a mirror. You punched your only brother and kiss your befuddled mother. We must have been soused. Look at the bar tab we owe. We thought drinks were on the house.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, but that's not so.

[Jeff Oskay]

You thought.

[Pat Godwin]

You thought a dog named Mouse was a lion named Leo. I'm actually not your spouse. I'm your best friend. Theo, you didn't tame a lion. You pet mouse the dog. You hugged a fat cow and you slept with a hog. The facts are fuzzy, the detail's cloudy. Twas a blackout night. Oh, and it got rowdy. You took a pig to be your lawful wedded wife. You've been married three years now, living a happy life. You've been married three years now, living a happy life. Hey, kernel of truth and a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Bit of lion stuff in there. Thank you very much. We return to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. What's up?

[Christy Lee]

Couple in South Carolina saved a raccoon from drowning with the help of a traffic cone. According to USA Today, Elizabeth Heffron and William DeLeo were on a walk along the Battery in Charleston. Beautiful spot. When they spotted a raccoon struggling to stay afloat in the water. The pair found a construction cone nearby, lowered it into the water, and after a few tries, the critter was finally able to cling on just long enough to pull, be pulled to safety.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

They took him right back home to a trash bin and said, hey, here you go. Have at it. Yeah, good people.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Is that dangerous?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

To save a raccoon getting that close to a raccoon.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's ask old raccoon lady over here.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

I've got some raccoons.

[Jeff Oskay]

You've been feeding them by hand, right?

[Unknown Male Speaker]

I feed them some stuff. They're pretty good. But if they're hungry, they might get aggressive. But I think if that one's struggling, you're okay.

[Christy Lee]

He's probably just grateful that you saved him.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Yeah, he's not going for you.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a life now.

[Tom Griswold]

Are. Are they out of garbage that the raccoon has to go to ocean to get something to eat?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Fish and. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's what's going on. They're looking for fish, probably. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Half dead crabs and litter.

[Christy Lee]

They're raccoons. They eat anything yeah. Feed your raccoons.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

Oh, they pick up a lot of the extra bird food that's left. And then if we have, like, fruit that's going bad, it's like, here you go. Here's some blueberries. And there's nothing better than watching a raccoon eat a grape because they're just like. It's just the greatest thing ever.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going.

[Pat Godwin]

How do your neighbors feel about this?

[Jeff Oskay]

Not great.

[Josh Arnold]

I go through a lot of bird seed because of her feeding squirrels and raccoons.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

I'm not the only person has bird feeders out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you have taught those animals that that is for them.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

I can't help. They know how to read my instructions.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

I now buy the hot bird seed.

[Christy Lee]

And it really works.

[Unknown Male Speaker]

I throw out peanuts, which brings all these lovely blue jays to the yard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and squirrels and raccoons.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you ever fed one a hot dog?

[Unknown Male Speaker]

No, but I've seen that guy that has the millions of hot dogs. That's too expensive. If we start that route, it's over.

[Josh Arnold]

Feeding raccoons hot dogs. Yeah. That's gotta be funny to watch. Me.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

With the bone or without? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up tomorrow, we'll talk about opening up your mail and finding a human scroll. I want to remind you the holiday pop up store has indeed popped up. Get some holiday shopping done or get something for yourself. These really cool new Bob and Tom sweatshirts. One of them's got a big zipper in the front. We've also got a little holiday Christmasy thing designed by my niece Daisy that's really cool. And some Bob and tom show hats, etc. You'll find them at bobandtom.com also while you're there, bobandtom.com contest. Get your NFL picks in before Thursday evening's game so you could be a winner of that gift certificate from Stephen Singer jewelers. Visit the [e-mail] these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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