The BOB & TOM Show November 6, 2025

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – November 6, 2025

Hosts: Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby

Special Guests: The Electric Amish (house band), DJ Dangler, Clay Foley, Charlie Berens

Location: O’Reilly Auto Parts Studios

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Overview

The November 6, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show packed an energetic blend of comedy, music, quirky news, and lively banter. The show featured fan favorites and running segments, including interactions with listeners, playful debates about domestic life, and plenty of irreverent takes on current events. Special guests included comedians DJ Dangler, Clay Foley, Charlie Berens, and the popular parody band The Electric Amish, who provided live music throughout the morning.

Sports talk, odd news stories, and personal anecdotes flowed together in a fast-paced, unscripted style brimming with inside jokes and callbacks. The program also offered listener participation through their "pigskin pick 'em" contest, giving fans nationwide a chance to become part of the banter.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Electric Amish: House Band and Musical Comedy

• The Electric Amish played several original parody songs throughout the episode, such as "We Are an Amish Band", "Hoe Your Land", and their classic barn-raising medleys.
• The band’s appearances were full of jokes about Amish culture, modern life, and farming (“What do you use for lights at night on a buggy?” — “Lanterns, duh.” [78:14]).
• Tongue-in-cheek self-promotion for their upcoming live show at the Delphi Opera House prompted running jokes about slow travel (“When's your next gig? Next year.” [99:56]).

Notable Musical Bits & Jokes:

• “Hoe Your Land”: A Beatles parody about traditional farming.
• “Churn It”: Playful take on barn-building and rural life.
• Running gag: “All our music is original. I don’t know why people say it sounds like [another song], I’ve never heard [of them]!” [85:39]
• Suggestions of song ideas with “zero instrumentals, people come for the lyrics and the eye candy” [75:13].

Memorable Quote:
"Lanterns, duh. Fire up the lanterns, get out there late at night. Oh, it's a hoot." – Pat Godwin (as Electric Amish) [78:14]

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2. Listener Letters & Rural Humor

• Multiple humorous listener letters were read, sparking discussions about living on a dairy farm, cow “daycare”, animal anatomy, and childcare.
  • “Fred”, a dairy farmer from Maine, provided an educational letter on cow horns (both genders can have them) [05:16].
  • Jokes about the impossibility of vacationing as a dairy farmer (“You can’t board your cows!”) [07:08].
  • Running conceptual bit: “What would you name a cow daycare? Cowabunga!” [15:44].
• Light-hearted “kid logic” letters included a child calling bras “pickle panties” [26:14], and lasagna “spaghetti cake” [27:19].

Memorable Exchange:
“Are those your pickle panties?” [26:27]
— Listener Ashley’s four-year-old, confusing ‘bra’ with a new term.

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3. Daylight Saving Time, Deer Collisions & Roadkill

• Lengthy and recurring discussion about how ending daylight saving time might reduce deer-car collisions.
  • Read aloud: “Making daylight savings permanent could prevent 36,000 deer deaths a year.” [09:21]
  • Personal stories: Pat hit two deer in a year, Tom recounted totaling his car, and listeners shared similar tales [08:17–11:55].
  • The humor often turned to gallows territory, with jokes about “Dear John letters” and even accidents ending tragically [38:25].
• Additional banter about whether dogs and people experience confusion after a time change [12:50].

Notable Quote:
“I guess Josh was correct: the deer apparently was confused by the time change.” – Listener letter from Tom in Oklahoma [10:27]

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4. NFL Pigskin Picks Contest

• Weekly segment urging listeners to enter the show’s NFL picks contest for a chance at a $500 Steven Singer Jewelers gift card [34:10].
• This week’s winner: Ashley Campbell Storm (“our first lady winner”), who joined for live pick banter [117:06].
• Christy Lee served as the “acting Chick McGee” in making her picks, sparking playful, gendered jokes and fake-outs re: football knowledge [32:31].

5. Weddings, Registries, and Gift Gags

• Comedic deep-dive into wedding registries: “Is a gravy boat a good wedding gift?” [22:00]
  • Listeners mocked registry excess, suggested “gravy boat captain hats” as comedian merch [24:04].
• Modern twist: Couples using QR codes at weddings to collect honeymoon funds instead of physical gifts [24:53].

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6. Comedians’ Circle: DJ Dangler, Clay Foley, Charlie Berens

• In-studio and satellite conversations with visiting comics.
  • Clay Foley: Joked about being a vegan married to Wisconsin’s “Alice in Dairyland” (a real agricultural ambassador title: “I’m a vegan, she’s from Wisconsin. Mixed marriage!” [145:50]).
  • Foley recounted his support for his sister undergoing chemo: “How can I make her cancer journey about me?” (re shaving his head) [108:47].
  • DJ Dangler: Ran bits about Midwest roadkill (“You don’t see it, the highway just changes color for a second”), and the emotional toll of animal deaths on highways [147:08].
  • Charlie Berens: Beamed in, poked fun at accents, uncle life, and his Packers fandom (“As a Packers owner myself, I’ve called the front office...can’t get past the gift shop” [131:44]).

Notable Exchange:
“I heard you were vegan...You walked by the green room eating a donut.”
“Donuts are anti-vegan!”
“I follow the 100-mile rule.” – Tom Griswold & Clay Foley [112:00–112:47]

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7. Off-Beat News & World Records

• Various weird-news stories brought laughs:
  • World’s thinnest sandwich: .20 inch thick, required at least two ingredients. (“Looks like he just sat on a Wonder Bread sandwich.” [93:29])
  • World record marriage: Couple married for 83 years, combined ages over 216 [91:53].
  • Vienna’s missing skull: Man returns a skull to a cathedral after 60 years, hoping to make peace with himself [148:31].
  • Day in History fun: Tales of Abe Lincoln’s beard (no mustache for pacifism) [158:03]; March King Sousa [160:34].

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8. Running Gags, Standout Quotes & Candid Moments

• Wine Glasses Pet Peeve:
  Tom: “Wine glasses are tipsy and heavy...I hate them. Wine glasses are a terrible design.” [22:43]
• Parenting & Animal Humor:
  "Would be funny to have cow boarding. 'Tell the ladies to squirt on their own this week.'" – Tom Griswold [06:52]
• Notable Listener Jokes:
  Parent: “Her kid calls lasagna 'spaghetti cake'.” [27:19]
• Electric Amish Self-Deprecation:
  “We only play original music. Every time we try new stuff, they all go to bathroom.” [61:08]
• Sports Banter:
  "I think there's a paint swatch called 'Griswold White—blinding.'" – Jeff Oskay [21:01]
• Absurd World Records:
  Host: "What's the sandwich filling?"
  "Doesn't say—but it could be tomato and cucumber...if it is, I'm leaving." [94:19]

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Major Timestamps

• Fred the Dairy Farmer Letter: [05:16]
• Daylight Saving/Deer Crash Discussion: [09:21–13:23]
• Listener Letters: Pickle Panties, Spaghetti Cake: [26:14, 27:19]
• Electric Amish Debut & Songs: [57:39, 58:48, 61:08, 65:07, 79:08, 85:44, 99:56, 104:27, 139:32]
• Pigskin Picks Winner (Ashley Campbell Storm) Interview: [117:06]
• Sports & NFL Picks Banter: [32:31, 117:19, 121:11]
• Comedian Interviews:
  • Clay Foley/DJ Dangler: [97:46, 108:47, 143:09]
  • Charlie Berens (remote): [125:16]
• World Records & Odd News: [90:23, 92:22]
• Listener Q&A on Announcements & Annuities: [152:29]
• Show Close & Retrospective: [153:51–end]

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Final Thoughts

This episode highlighted why The BOB & TOM Show remains a beloved staple of morning radio: Hearty laughs, quick-witted stories, live music, endless callbacks, and heartfelt interactions with listeners and friends. The flow stays fast and unpredictable, but always circles back to playful, clever banter and classic American humor.

Throughout, Tom and Christy kept the show moving with listener shoutouts, bizarre trivia, and the kind of off-air energy that carries across the microphone. The Electric Amish added a uniquely Midwestern and musical flavor, while comedians’ guest spots tied it all together with standout bits and personal stories.

Best enjoyed with a cup of coffee, a sense of humor, and a fondness for the absurd!

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Transcript

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[Pat Godwin]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

He once shot a man just for snoring Got out of bed and he.

[Pat Godwin]

Shot him dead well, his name was. I didn't know what his name was so he just called him Fred.

[Jeff Oskay]

He.

[Pat Godwin]

Was riding across the desert on a horse to another town looking for a woman in a nightgown the horse's name was. I didn't know what his name was.

[Tom Griswold]

So we just called him Fred oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, now Fred's riding Fred Fred's riding Fred Fred's riding Fred Fred's riding Fred Fred's riding Fred Will.

[Tom Griswold]

He got to a town he met.

[Pat Godwin]

A woman in a nightgown she was wearing brown.

[Tom Griswold]

Ellie Brown.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, her name was. I didn't know what her name was.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got you, didn't I? Boys, stop for a second.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know what her.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys want to try that again?

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know what her name was.

[Jeff Oskay]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like, Heywood, meet Rodney.

[Pat Godwin]

I think I waited a little too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on. I don't know what her name was.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't know what her name was, so we just called her Fred.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Oh, now Fred's riding Fred Fred riding.

[Pat Godwin]

Fred Fred riding Fred Fred's riding Bread.

[Tom Griswold]

That song was written under the influen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of alcohol and a few other things.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't tell you about on the radio.

[Pat Godwin]

Had you been drinking alcohol at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Time of hearing the Fred song, you'd be.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I should state by saying that alcohol has a tendency to make you.

[Tom Griswold]

Think things are actually funnier than what they really are.

[Pat Godwin]

Had you been drinking alcohol at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Time of hearing this Fred song, you'd be laying on the floor right now laughing your ass off saying the same thing I'm saying. Why the hell's he singing to Fred song?

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, there's Christy Lee. Hey, Jeff Austin over at the SILAC news desk. Over on music, we have Pat Godwin Hey, Jeff. Ace Cosby running the board. Hey, Jiffy. I'm at the prize picks sports desk and there is our fearless leader, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

I like being the leader. Fearless I'm not so sure about. I'm afraid of pretty much everything. Coming up, comedians, DJ Dangler, Clay Foley. Do I hear hear that the Electric Amish are in the other part of the building getting ready.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. We got some great music coming up.

[Christy Lee]

That'll be awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Electric Amos. Also comedian Charlie Barrons and more. This is quite a show.

[Christy Lee]

I saw Ashley Campbell Storm's name up there and I went, oh, we have a new comedian. Because that sounds like a comedian, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ashley actually is our winner of the shoe in of. She has won herself, of course, that great $500 e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers because she was the only one last week that got. Well, she got the most games right in our NFL competition. And we ask you to be part of that once again, go to bob and tom.com contest each week. That gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers goes out there. Now, we started with the Fred song, an absolute classic from Rodney Carrington featuring the Bob and Tom band and orchestra under the direction of Steve Ali with a great pedal steel from Michael Clark.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just love that. Now, the reason I played that for the opener is because we have a letter from Fred.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we do, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Fred is.

[Christy Lee]

Is Fred riding Fred this morning?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what Fred is writing. It may be a cow. Fred is from the great state of Maine. And as you know, Chick always says that I'm a big supporter of. He calls it big dairy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I call it cream in my coffee, real butter. Things that, as an American, I enjoy. Dear Bob and Tom, my name is Fred. Third generation dairy farmer in the great state of Maine. Now then he goes on to say, this is once again underscoring my total ignorance. And I think the rest of you guys do you guys talked about cows and what gender of cows have horns? I. I always thought just the bulls had the horns.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This gets tricky with all kinds of animals. Yeah, my dogs don't have horses, male or female.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Generally, dogs do not have horns.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but horny, now that's a different story. By the way, someone explained to me dogs balls cut off. And yet three years down the road, humping everything. Okay, sorry. But again, they'll eat their own poop. So they're not geniuses. Both bulls and heifers. That's males. And females can have horns. Some breeds of cows have been bred to not have horns. We do dehorn our calves at around eight or nine months when they begin to form. Love the show. Keep up the work. Well, thank you very much, Fred.

[Christy Lee]

Fred, keep up the good work. That has to be tough being a dairy farmer in Maine.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine being a dairy farmer anyway?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know it's not like you.

[Tom Griswold]

Can go on vacation. Hey, tell the ladies to squirt on their own this week.

[Christy Lee]

Now, where do you find somebody to work your farm while you're on vacation?

[Tom Griswold]

In this world, where do you find anybody to do. Yeah, so anyways, Fred, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

You can't board your cows, can you?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Wouldn't that be funny?

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't it be?

[Tom Griswold]

Because, I mean, right now you can't. You can't drive anywhere without seeing a Halloween shop being converted back into a pet doggy daycare for a week. Yeah, until they open up the Christmas store. But I, by the way, big fan of the doggy daycare.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too. I was gonna say. Don't you dare slam that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

Once a week.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying. But I'd like your notion. You're Dr.

[Christy Lee]

There's a door.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, that used to be. Used to be a nice restaurant there. Why are there cows out there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're boarding the cows so the rancher can have a day off.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What would be a. Would be a good name for a cow daycare place? Something with the word moo in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was thinking that too.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, me parts.

[Pat Godwin]

My head is still a couple days ago over there.

[Christy Lee]

Are you horny?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now, speaking of horns.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We had an odd story the other day about deer and. And daylight savings time. And I still don't understand this. Again, science not my strength. But now, Patty G, you have hit two deer and seriously damaged an automobile. Twice in the same year, I totaled.

[Pat Godwin]

2 of Volkswagen Jettison 2017.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I total them. I have only hit a deer once. I've come very close. But I did hit one once on a rural area while moving. At the time, I was driving a white Volvo station wagon. Hit the deer, the deer went down, then got right up and ran off. And I had a minimal amount of damage.

[Christy Lee]

I like how you said while moving, were you moving or was the car moving?

[Tom Griswold]

A fine point. I was. I was physically moving my home at the time.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say most people hit a deer while moving.

[Tom Griswold]

It was one of those. I was moving three miles away. So it was from My other.

[Pat Godwin]

Just want to drive into a tree when they're moving.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You're one of those deals where you've, you've, you've made the drive 50 times. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And. Exactly. And you're like so tired.

[Clay Foley]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That can happen.

[Christy Lee]

That happened to you recently?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm going through it now. I almost finished up last night. I have a couple more boxes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So back, back to the deer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Got this great letter here, I guess should. We should probably read the story again. It's research.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have it right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers report that making daylight savings permanent could significantly reduce the number of collisions with deer that occur every year. Over 36,000 deer deaths, 33 human deaths and over 2,000 human injuries could be prevented annually by stopping the switch from daylight saving to standard time in the autumn. Though popular, a switch to permanent daylight savings time is criticized by some who argue that later winter sunrises as late as 9:30am in some places would have a negative impact on humans.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean the kids go under the bus, it's already dark half the time anyway. So it's an interesting argument. I don't know what to make of it, but my solution probably unpopular year round hunting because I was thinking about this. If you save 30, 000 deer, doesn't that mean down the road you'll have 90000 more deer?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A lot of deer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So. And I just saw one getting on a freeway ramp the other day.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really? What was it? Driving.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta think of a joke here. What would a deer drive? How about me? Impala?

[Christy Lee]

Denali?

[Tom Griswold]

Close enough. I was driving a tractor. Thank you ways. But. So again, they're trying to save deer, save deer collisions. But if you create more deer, that causes more deer collisions. In any event, I got this nice letter from another Tom out there or a small organization, the Tom Club. Dear Bob and Tom, I was writing. Excuse me. I was driving home last evening listening to your show on the app. It was dark, of course, due to the time change. During your quote, insightful discussion about daylight savings time and Dear Mortality, a deer ran in front of my pickup as I drove down a rural highway at 75 miles an hour. He goes, I guess Josh was correct. The deer apparently was confused by the time change. I'm sad to say the deer won't be listening to your show anymore. And my pickup needs a new front end. He sent a photograph of it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a Dear John letter right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Tom in Oklahoma. Yeah, hitting a deer is no fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I was talking to one of my best friends. They were driving home from a comedy show one night and we're having a conversation and all of a sudden I just hear him kind of scream. And then his phone goes dead. And I'm calling him back, calling him back. And finally, like 45 minutes later, he calls me back. He go. He was going down the highway, had a deer doing 80 and just totaled his truck.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know deer could run that fast.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess we're gonna do that all day.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Parsing sentences and trying to figure.

[Christy Lee]

So be careful out there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I was going down 75, going to the Dayton, Ohio airport when it jumped over. And I saw it in the air. And you could do nothing about it because you're stuck in traffic and you're all going about 55, 60. And I just saw it. I went, well, this is going to happen, Ben. Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's near the airport because they're getting ready for. They're getting ready for Christmas. No, Santa, they gotta. Oh, you know how people take off from the airport?

[Christy Lee]

They do, yeah.

[Charlie Barrons]

Well, people.

[Tom Griswold]

People rent camels for those nativity scenes. They also rent deer for.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what I was doing by the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Readings of some of the classic Christmas poems. Twas the night before Christmas because you can't get reindeer, really, in the Midwest. In any event, be careful out there. As you indicated. And I also had a discussion yesterday with a friend of mine because I'm claiming that my dogs know that we've switched the time.

[Christy Lee]

My dogs do. They want to eat an hour earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. They eat at 3 o' clock every day. At 2 o' clock Sunday, I was in my office working and watching some football, and my dogs both walked in and gave me the look and went tapping their wrists. It's time to eat. And I tried to explain the switch to standard time, and I don't understand it. So my dogs haven't grasped it. I was talking to somebody yesterday, said the exact same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Exact same thing in my house. And at three o' clock, I got the look.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And the wine. And I'm like, what do you want?

[Tom Griswold]

It'll take them a while. We'll all be okay, though.

[Christy Lee]

So are you still feeding them at three?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You gotta. You gotta stick to the program now because then they've got everything timed by when they eat. You feed them too early or too late. You have dog issues, if you know what I'm saying.

[Christy Lee]

You do.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I have issues also with daylight Time if I have to get up quickly and leave the room because the, the, the train schedule is, you know. Anyways, coming up, our letters segment and also coming up, this is so exciting. A bunch of comedians and then. And the electric Amish live in the studio. They're getting all tuned up. So we're certainly looking forward to having the Amish boys play for us. But right now, let's talk about being safe and secure at your place with or without your dogs. What do we need, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Front door taking stuff from the green room.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. I'm still trying to think of a the name of our daycare center for cows so that dairy farmers could take some time off and bring the cows in.

[Christy Lee]

I got a pampered pooch.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a picture of a cow on a surfboard? Cowabunga. That'll work.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of cute.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm taking the kids to cowabunga today. Now, coming up, we have, as I mentioned, the Electric Amish, DJ Dangler, comedian Clay Foley. Comedian Charlie Barrons comedian and more. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

November is heating up for U.S. soccer.

[Tom Griswold]

United States need to be a little more nasty.

[Pat Godwin]

Make international friendlies for the men. The rights goals.

[Charlie Barrons]

Oh, Callum, that was nasty.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was Black Friday friendly for the women. Expectations have always been here for this team. We understand that. Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood One sports app and for behind the scenes stories, catch the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, do we have an episode for you.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Jeff Oskay]

That was Christy Lee over at the Silac news desk. Next to her, Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Over on the ones and twos, Mr. Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff Oskay. I at the prize pick sports desk over there, our leader, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the ones and twos? Am I missing out on something?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a mix.

[Christy Lee]

Mixing 1, 2.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's different from the 6, 7 thing. I mean I can't keep up with anything.

[Christy Lee]

Ones and twos, like when people are turntables.

[Pat Godwin]

We have DJ Dangler on today, so it's a tribute, really. Jeff was doing okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Welcome to the program.

[Christy Lee]

We knew what you meant.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy to be here at Cowabunga College where you take your dairy cows if you want the day off and they get to romp, romp around. I like that we have. It is, it is a couple quick things today being Thursday. Wait a minute. Right. I got it right today.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I kept saying yesterday was Tuesday. It's and it's. I blame it all on the time change and a lack of sleep, which is really unfair. Coming up next Tuesday, a special edition of this show. Of course, it's Veterans Day and we're going to be doing something called Operation Honor Guard. We'll be posting details on what that's all about. It's a really good program. A true salute to a lot of American heroes. We'll be talking about that coming up and I think we're gonna have some stuff on our website coming up starting tomorrow. On a much lighter note, we have our pop up shop that is indeed popped up and you can find it at bob and tom.com a bunch of cool new zip hoodies and other things, including those trucker hats. And while I'm at it, I will urge you to win something nice, like a $500 gift card from Steven Singer jewelers by going to bob and tom.com contest. Speaking of contests, we also have our orange insoles thing. What could you win? A new 4K TV? Just visit the website, have a little bit of fun, and find out what's happening. Right now. It is letter time, Christy. I believe we're going to be reading some letters. Is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter. Hi, Christy. You're always talking about your driver's license photo and your friends that, quote, unquote, lose their license in order to get a new one with a better photo. Yeah, I'm thinking about doing that.

[Pat Godwin]

Me, too.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this person, Matt, from Austin, Minnesota, lives, of course, in the state of Minnesota, had to renew his license yesterday. From walking in the door to walking out took less than 10 minutes. The photo, they let me smile, which I'm shocked about.

[Tom Griswold]

That depends on the state.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Do whatever I wanted. Then they showed me my pick and asked if I was happy with it or did I want a retake. I'm a guy, could care less. So I said it was fine. I was flabbergasted by the whole experience. Well, where.

[Clay Foley]

Where was this?

[Christy Lee]

In Minnesota? Way to go, Matt.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've been saying for 25 years that they should have a option. Now, I wouldn't do it, but I'm certain people would. I mean, I would like a glamour shots thing where they have a little thing over in the corner. The makeup artist doing it of motor vehicles. Yeah. And you could make sure you got a picture that you liked.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine how much that would. Well, take forever?

[Pat Godwin]

It would generate a lot of income.

[Tom Griswold]

You make it charged up, you make it a profit center.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or for an extra hundred, you can use a selfie you took as long as it's, like, in the right, you know, proportion.

[Christy Lee]

You get to do that with your passport photo now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. You can pay extra to use a photo you took.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all great ideas. Raise a little money for the bmv. Yeah. But again, I'm sure that probably varies state to state, so. But it's certainly an excellent idea. Do you have a bad photo on yours?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's horrible.

[Pat Godwin]

You ought to see mine. I'm doing something with my neck.

[Christy Lee]

And the. And the man at the. He's so nice. And he. When he handed it to me, because before, you know, they could get the paper version, you Know it's black and white until they send it to you in the mail. And he goes, this will look so much better when you get your original no.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's, he's in effect saying, boy, this is. I've said this a hundred times on the air. My, my passport, my previous passport coming back from the Bahamas. The American guy said, this is the worst passport photo I've ever seen. I was darker than Ace, man. Ace. For those of you that don't know African American, I'm somewhat white. Somewhat lily. Yeah, yeah. I'm the poster boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think there's a paint swatch called Griswold White Blinding. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, that's a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

That is a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Our letters. By the way, these aren't just any letters. They're brought to you by our friends at sleep number.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Now, yesterday we had an interesting article about the so called good china. I'm not sure what you call it at your place, but Good china, good. It was really interesting that the. Something like the average couple gets out their China after 30 years.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what's weighting it that way, but in our case, my house, we don't really have good china. We do have some larger stuff. The larger plates.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And we get those out at Thanksgiving and that's pretty much it.

[Christy Lee]

But do you have crystal, do you use like a nice crystal glassware?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yuck. Few.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a wine guy, so we don't have a lot.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to. I have crystal iced tea glasses. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Very nice. I'm the guy at restaurants that if they give me anything in a wine glass, I asked for a real glass. I hate wine glasses.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're. Wine glasses are terrible design.

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of fun to drink water.

[Christy Lee]

What about the stemless wine glass? You opposed to those?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I just like a glass that sits normally and. Yeah, I knock over these all the time. These cups. I just.

[Christy Lee]

I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Wine glasses are tipsy and heavy.

[Clay Foley]

They're a.

[Tom Griswold]

They're inconvenient. I hate them.

[Christy Lee]

Inconvenient.

[Tom Griswold]

So I will always say, look, I don't mean to be a dick, but can I get a different glass please for one of my soda water? Whatever it is, the point Is I'm getting way off track that people have a lot of. A lot of dinnerware, whatever you want to call it, they don't use. That they don't. That they don't use. And then we talked about wedding gifts. This all segued into the thing about. You were saying a lot of people get that stuff at a wedding. They sign up. How does that work? You get what?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you get on a wedding registry and you sign up for place settings. Yes, but usually and most, as Jess Hooker mentioned, now it's more like Crate and Barrel or Williams Sonoma, which is more an everyday kind of nicer wear.

[Tom Griswold]

And that somehow led me to say that I didn't think getting a gravy boat was necessarily that romantic for someone. Hey, I'm glad you got an open bar here. Did you like the gravy boat we got you? And then we were thinking about maybe having Josh have gravy boats as his merch.

[Christy Lee]

He's not here to defend himself.

[Tom Griswold]

Or I suggested perhaps Josh, who likes to fish, should have as his merch, when he does stand up, have captain's hats. Does anybody sell captain's hats at comedy?

[Christy Lee]

No, not at comedy shows. Yacht rock shows. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they do. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I haven't been to one in a while. This is from Ben. He writes, I would like to order five Josh Arnold gravy boat captains hats for my family. I want to be a gravy boat captain. Gravy lumps on the port side of the ship going down. A ladle of gravy boats. I'm not sure what this means. P.S. i love gravy.

[Christy Lee]

All right, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So now the other interesting aspect of that story was that this couple, instead of getting stuff they didn't really want, like gravy boats and whatever you call it, place settings and crystal glasses. They just had a thing at their wedding with one of those machines where you swipe or tap.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they had a QR code.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And people.

[Tom Griswold]

People could just. Hey, here you go. And they managed to raise money for their honeymoon.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they did say in the article that as the. As the open bar was flowing, the. Some people came back more than once to donate.

[Christy Lee]

Smart idea. I give them credit.

[Jeff Oskay]

I did think it was rude, though. On the tablet, they had a. A place for your tip to add the tip on. I thought was a little bit. Ask him for a little.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really getting out of hand. Yeah, we did have the. The letter from somebody who. They were at their. The veterinarian's Office and the vet had a thing after paying the bill for a tip.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, that's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

I love my vet, but yeah, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, already.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it there on the tab. Now, is this going to increase because of the. I don't really understand it. Isn't there some kind of a tax break now if money is received as tips? Isn't that. Wasn't that whole thing that it was tax free?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not sure if it went through.

[Tom Griswold]

Need to be an accountant. I think it passed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there's some very complicated formula that will somehow make sure that it never happens to one of us. Let's get back to our letters. Christy, what else have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

This one's a little. This is from Ashley. She says that when her girls were little, they referred to nipples as pickles.

[Pat Godwin]

Pickles.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And so one morning, her little daughter was in there watching her four year old. She was watching her mom get ready and she was putting her bra on and she goes, oh, are those your pickle panties?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

And so now to this day, bras are referred to in their home as pickle panties.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so sweet. Now, as they grow older and learn that that's not what they're.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course they're 10 and nine now and I'm sure they still know that it's a bra, but it's funny for them now, but you know when.

[Tom Griswold]

They come back from a date. Date when they're 17 and they're missing their pickle panties.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. Depending on what stage you're in, of course. Dear Bob and Tom show 23 year listener. I now listen to you guys on the Internet. There was discussion about throwing spaghetti in the wall to see if it was properly cooked. And what was the great letter we had yesterday speaking of spaghetti?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the lasagna.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What was it? If this. The kid calls lasagna Spaghetti cake.

[Christy Lee]

Spaghetti cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Spaghetti cake. So we got, we got. What is it? Pickle panties.

[Christy Lee]

Pickle panties. Pickle panties, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Reminded me of a story. I was a 14 year old cook at a restaurant in Custer, South Dakota during the summer. Early on, we had an older gal who was a lot of fun. One slow afternoon, she looked at me and said, johnny, do you know how I can find out if I had fun last night? I said, no. She goes, I take my underwear and throw them against the wall. If they stick, I had a great time.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember hearing that in high school.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is very gross.

[Pat Godwin]

Very, very.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't like it then.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like it.

[Christy Lee]

That is one fun lady.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess because I'm not sure I understood what she was saying at the time, but it made a big impression on my young mind. I have never forgotten that exchange. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

That. I've never heard that before.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I had. Ugh, I wish I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of a nice. Good kind of. Can you give us like a cute come online for.

[Pat Godwin]

Not even close.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the implication is that she's a woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then doesn't. It doesn't have time to change her. It's the next day. I mean, she's a giver. Okay, does that conclude our letter?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a letter. Someone fixing one of my jokes, like I'm Bob Zany or something. Says, Dear Show, I was listening to the last failed dimension segment. Thought I had a better one. Jeff's joke. A child swallowed a hundred magnets. He said he's never felt more attractive. His fix. A child swallowed 100 magnets.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention. So his mom put him up on the refrigerator. That's much better. Sir or ma', am, whoever wrote this, that is much better.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. We never actually got to that story. We just. You touched on it. Well, maybe we can review that.

[Pat Godwin]

Failed to mention twice then.

[Tom Griswold]

Not only did we fail to mention it, we failed to do the story.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here's the story. A kid swallowed 100 magnets.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever swallow anything weird in your life? Oh, oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Christie's giggle.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, well, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Is the answer nickel or something? A quarter when you're a kid. Gum.

[Tom Griswold]

No. We always get those stories, though.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I swallowed every piece of gum I've ever eaten.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I swallowed gum as a kid.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they were like, oh, it stays in your system for 42 years. Lies. I would be a ball of big league chew if that were the case.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I've got a. We've haven't done too many of these dream letters lately.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we sort of have found out, I guess it's kind of obvious that if you have some kind of a specific job that you do, you often. It'll be incorporated into dreams. Often in. In a way that things are going wrong. We've talked about the classic radio dream where you run out of records to play or whatever and pat, you have an on stage dream as a comedian.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. I'm not prepared.

[Tom Griswold]

Strings are loose.

[Pat Godwin]

They're out of tune, broken instrument, all that kind of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This comes to us from a surgeon. I'm in the middle of an operation, realize I am operating with bare hands. In my dream, I look around to see if anybody's noticed and try to figure out how I can get surgical gloves on without anybody seeing me.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

P.S. this has never happened.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's good to know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much. I'll just call you M To make sure that no one understands. That's really interesting. I mean. Yeah. God. Jeffrey, back to you.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do have one more deer letter. This says, hi, everyone. Big fan and avid deer hunting galaxy from Wisconsin. Says up here in the north woods, the reason why deer are getting smoked by cars more often in the fall is because the bucks go into rut, AKA mating season. So both bucks and the does are moving around a lot. They're trying to find honeys and says, P.S. josh, if you're looking for a honey, I'm single. Just saying. That's from Molly in Wisconsin.

[Christy Lee]

All right, so the bucks are trying to get some and the girls are running away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, makes sense. I'm seeing a lot of them. Be careful out there. Of course. Coming.

[Christy Lee]

I would see deer every day. I haven't seen a one since we moved out into the woods. It makes me angry.

[Tom Griswold]

I see him every day.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I'm sure you do.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean here. Yeah. In our field.

[Christy Lee]

I don't see him here even.

[Tom Griswold]

I won't say one coming in. Yeah, they're highway. They live. That we have. There's like two little wooded areas next to this radio station. We see them all the time. But. But we're here early. It's before 4am So I don't know. I guess they're. I guess they're doing, as Bob Seeger calls them, night moves.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, the Electric Amish, the in studio band. Today, very exciting comedians. Clay Foley, D.J. dangler, Charlie Barrons and the shoo in of the week. Are you gonna do the picks, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Me? Sure, I could do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you volunteer to do this?

[Christy Lee]

I think you volunteered me, but I'll do it. Oh, I'm proud. I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

I can do it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you could do it.

[Christy Lee]

Hell yeah, I can do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, would it be sexist if I suggested you call your husband and add him to it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that would be sexist.

[Tom Griswold]

But it'd be a good idea, wouldn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Why do you think Andy knows more about it than I do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just saying. Does the phrase just saying mean yes? Yes, by the way. Okay. No, I know. He's an avid football fan.

[Christy Lee]

Avid football fan.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Clay Foley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a bizarre story about the reason this couple got divorced. They're kind of a famous couple and they got divorced apparently because of the massive girth of the. Well, I'll, I'll let you know in a few minutes. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch any part of the show you missed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Their post Halloween vacay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio over there. Hi, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Christy lee at the Silac news desk. Next to her, Mr. Pat Godwin. Hey, Jeff, you got a song for us?

[Pat Godwin]

Got a song in my heart always for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I love it. Over there, running the board mystery, Grace Cosby. Hello, I'm Jeff Oskay at the prize pick sports desk. Across the way, our leader, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Thanks for not saying fearless leader because we've decided I'm afraid of almost everything and everybody. Now coming up, the Electric Amish will be joining us as the house band. Speaking of music, Pat, we were talking about the fact that you have had close encounters of the deer, kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

And we got a lot of letters from people about their deer situation, so I thought I'd write an actual letter to the deer themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. It's called deer.

[Pat Godwin]

Deer. Dear, dear, won't you please stay clear? I hit two of one year. I. Let me try it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Take two.

[Pat Godwin]

Dear, dear, won't you please stay clear. I had two of you one year. The damage was severe. You jumped right in my headlights on two separate foggy nights. Oh, dear, those dear, I fear. Oh, dear, dear. Don't you ever come near my black VW Atlas. Make note of the model and the year. If I see you one rainy day, just don't stand there, run away. Yours truly, Pat Godwin, recently dumped on my insurance company for hitting two deer in one year. Those deer, I fear it's a little sloppy and it's a work in progress, but I think, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Once again, we got a nice letter this morning from another Tom in Oklahoma. He was listening to our show. We were talking about the, the, the fact that daylight savings time and, and standard time may affect deer. It's very complicated. But don't hit a deer. He hit a deer. And yeah, the deer didn't make it and nor did the front of his truck. Bye.

[Pat Godwin]

By the way, it's a grizzly experience. It's no fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet not.

[Pat Godwin]

It goes on your engine, which is real hot, and it's a disaster.

[Tom Griswold]

My brother hit one in a. In a Corvette. Well, that's terrible. Oh, yeah. This was several years ago, but it. Corvettes, they're still low slung and. Yeah, that's real bad because then they kind of come up and hit the windshield launch.

[Christy Lee]

I could end this conversation in two seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

But what's that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there was a guy who was driving a convertible with the top down.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Didn't you know? For either of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Dead. Dead deer.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the deer, though, right? Nope. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you win. Yeah, well, we like to segue. Segue from unpleasant death.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, we're doing a comedy show.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

You've got the other mask on, the tragedy mask.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. On that note, actually, Pat, do you mind doing two songs in a row? I love my music because we have reasoneer to play another one during the World Series. There was a comment. Do we have the audio of that? This is from Derek Jeter. We've talked about this before. There's a famous story about Jeter dating. No. Although that's a famous one, too. The famous story about the panties and.

[Pat Godwin]

His thong that he wears.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that he wore the thong because he was in a slump.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The essence of the story. He was telling it on the Tonight Show. He was telling it to Jimmy Fallon. He said, I wore a thong in public in front of thousands of people. And the essence of it is he was in a huge slump over 32. This was in 2004, in April. And he had been told, listen, it's good luck. So we put this thing, thong on a gold thong. And he was. He hit a home run. So. But it actually came up during the commentary during the World Series, and I think. Do we have that here? Okay. Okay, here it is. This is. This is from the broadcast. Here we go. Yeah. I played with Jason Giami. Jason's coming from the old Oakland A's. They were known for having a big party team and a little bit of wild. Jason's locker was a couple down for me, but every day I walked in, I saw this gold thong hanging from his locker. One day I said, jason, man, what is that? He says, anytime you slump, you wear the gold thong, you're guaranteed to get a hit. I went 0 for 32 during that stretch. Every time I walked in the clubhouse.

[Christy Lee]

Jason's pointing at the thong.

[Tom Griswold]

Finally. Now, listen, I have shorts on. I put the thong on top. First pitch, home run off Barry Zito. There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

World Series, talking about it.

[Tom Griswold]

That was right just last week.

[Christy Lee]

Now he put it on over his shorts.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on, still.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in the locker room. The fellows see you. What's going on? You have a tribute? I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Just a slump busting gold thong Got Jeter out of a losing streak. Oh, you know it did. It's wrapped around his buttocks, stuck in his crack it's hard for Jeets to take a leak. Oh, yeah. His teammate swears that it works It'll get him out of that rut. Then Jeter hits a home run with that gold thong up his butt. Let me hear you now. Just a slump busting gold thong. That filthy thing goes on when the chips are down. Oh, you know, it's just. Come on. Just a slump busting gold thong. Oh, hose it down and send it to Koopa town. I call it Cooper Town.

[Tom Griswold]

Cooper Town. Cooper Town. Going to Cooper Town. I wonder where that gold thong is. I mean, that would be one of those things that would show up at.

[Christy Lee]

An auction that would go for a lot of money.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Get Jeter to sign it. Yeah, that'd be right next to your signed Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle baseballs. Here's the Derek Jeter gold. Huge.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think they should call male thongs pickle panties.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that would make more sense.

[Christy Lee]

A lot more sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you wear one on a regular basis?

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never worn a thong.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, no. But I mean, I just. With the sexual adventures that you've discussed recently, I thought quite open about your sex life.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Let's not go back there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. I was thinking the same thing. I was wondering how that played out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The behind the scenes radio.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes people listen to this show.

[Pat Godwin]

Believe it or not, that to be true.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a. I didn't have trouble blurred out all that information.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a very, very, very comfortable couch, so I don't mind sleeping on it.

[Christy Lee]

I think I gave it to you, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if there's ever been a situation at a furniture store where some guy comes in and he just goes, would you like to sit in it? No, I want to lie down in it. You know what I'm talking about. I may be sleeping on it occasionally. Well, thank you very much. Coming up, the electric Amish comedians DJ Dangler, Clay Foley, Charlie Barrons and the shoo in of the week winner, Ashley Campbell Storm.

[Christy Lee]

I have my picks, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And Christie's gonna do her picks against so it's ladies against the ladies this week and I will urge you to go to bobandtom.com contest and get your picks in for our pigskin picks competition with the NFL for week 10 coming up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Raider.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi friends. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Over there, Ms. Christy Lee at the Silac News Desk. Hi, Jeff Oskay, Pat Godwin, two great songs. I loved them both. Hello, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby over there running the dials. I'm Jeff Oskay at the prize pick sports desk. There he is, the man, the legend, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Now we are happy to be here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Coming up, the Electric Amish will be joining us. As I indicated, they're obviously running a little late because you know, the horses and all, but they'll be here soon. Also coming up today, comedians go out after dark.

[Christy Lee]

Do they have to have lanterns on their bag? I guess they have lanterns on their buggies, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good question. Can they have those little generator lights? I don't know where the wheels turn and.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that thing used to have in your bike?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where you a little light that had a generator on it hit the tire and do they have those for wagons?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all good questions. The, the Electric Amish on their way. Also coming up, it's going to be Ashley Campbell Storm. It does sound like a comedian's name. Ashley's actually a pretty good prognosticator. She was our winner. She had the best results of last week, Week 9's games in the NFL. We're going to be talking to her today. Christy Lee is going to be acting the acting Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Today I have four games selected.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hold it up. Let me see.

[Tom Griswold]

You got four games that you have picked.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now speaking of which, the Chicago Bulls are not playing. Christie.

[Pat Godwin]

Christie, it's not hockey season. I mean for you that we're betting.

[Christy Lee]

It is hockey season but we're not betting on that.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is, if you'd like to be part of this, you could win a beautiful gift card. 500 bucks worth of stuff from Steven Singer jewelers. Go to bobandtom.com contest. Make your picks. Just pick the winners. You don't even need to know about the spread. That's all luck. That's all coming up. Of course. The first game for week 10 is this evening. What is it? Big one and who is it? Vegas and Denver. Oh, oh, oh, of course. How did I not know?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't. I did not pick that game.

[Tom Griswold]

Vegas is of course aces favorite now.

[Christy Lee]

They're struggling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're playing the first place team tonight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Good luck. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the, what's the point spread? Do you know?

[Christy Lee]

I can look that up. I got it right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it double digits? Okay. Thank you. Now we have Jeff Oscar sitting in for Chick McGee today. Chick's a little bit under the weather.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And so you'll be turning the sports pages for us. What have you got?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Popular halftime performer Red Panda made her NBA return in Chicago this week when the Bulls hosted the Philadelphia 76ers. The Chinese American performers act as composed of her on a unicycle pad while balancing custom made bowls on her lower leg before flipping them atop her head.

[Christy Lee]

She's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

I have never.

[Tom Griswold]

She's on a. She's on a high, high unicycle. So she's like What? She's like 10ft off the ground or more at least.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she, she has these white bowls, like salad bowls.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know this sounds insane somehow she balances with one leg on a pedal. She's going back and forth with the leg. And then she takes her other leg, puts the. Puts these bowls on them and then she heaves them in the air with her foot and catches them on her head. Yeah. It's like a big celebration. We have the video. Okay, we're gonna show you. Here you go, Pat. She's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're like rice bowls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. And she's got them on her ankle and her foot and she heaves them in the air and they all, they separate and then all land together on her head.

[Christy Lee]

And she's been doing this a while.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great act.

[Jeff Oskay]

A little too long. They should change her name to Gray Panda.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, hey. But if you've ever seen it, the crowd goes.

[Christy Lee]

They love her.

[Tom Griswold]

The crowd goes nuts.

[Christy Lee]

The crowds love her.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a great, there's a great circuit of NBA halftime performers. I just. They're so cool.

[Pat Godwin]

What does she do between games? Benihana. Well, that wouldn't be. Wouldn't that be great for Benihana?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I. People are focused on the burning table.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. She could throw bowls of fried rice. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear. I think she does funerals. It lightens up the eulogy, you know, between. Something's good between speakers. Before we get back to what a great guy Bill was, we'd like to bring out the red panda, Phil's favorite thing to watch. Heaves. Heaves some balls on her head. Yeah. If you've never seen it, just Google it. You can. It's out there.

[Clay Foley]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

So, anyway, she's back in action.

[Jeff Oskay]

She is back. She had broken her left wrist during a WNBA final between the Fever and the Minnesota Links. So it says she returned from her injury on October 23rd for an Amazon prime event.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

So welcome back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

A professional strongman and his strong woman fiance have tied the knot in England. George Smith wed his college sweetheart Catherine Bradley last month. For their honeymoon, the pair traveled to South Korea and Japan, where the couple took part in a sumo wrestling match.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's not. I mean, he's not huge.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But so. But he's obviously. He's very, very strong.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. That. Create. That creatine wedding cake probably didn't taste too hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I would. I don't recommend that because when they were kind of walking out of the church, people were heaving protein powder on them instead of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of rice. I wonder who carried who over the threshold. Maybe they took turns.

[Jeff Oskay]

But that's cute. They found each other.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they found each other at the gym.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good place to look.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is a good place if people are fit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they're not just fit. They're like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the. The hugely strong.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like that.

[Christy Lee]

Bodybuilders. Are you. Do you talk to the ladies at the gym?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. I saw a business baby.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm an hour in, and I'm in an hour. Boom. I got a hole. I got timers going off.

[Tom Griswold]

You wear the thong, right? Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a good look.

[Christy Lee]

It is a fun thing to watch, though, especially if you're there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Happy hour.

[Pat Godwin]

When you see the makeup, you're like.

[Christy Lee]

Seven, you know, after work. And they're like. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, now, coming up, the Electric Amish will be joining us.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, Ace, your Raiders are an underdog tonight by eight and A half points.

[Tom Griswold]

Eight and a half. Doesn't matter.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's. I. Less than I thought it would be.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can make your bets, of course. Price picks.

[Christy Lee]

Sure you can.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, also coming up, we have comedians Clay Foley, DJ Dangler and Charlie Barons on the way in.

[Jeff Oskay]

And multiple world records.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we got time for one of them. What do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, wait a minute. We have a sports story that we should probably do before World records.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's hear it.

[Christy Lee]

Haley Khalil has revealed the surprising reason her marriage to Minnesota Vikings offensive tackle Matt Khalil ended up. During a Twitch livestream with Marlon Garcia, the former Sports Illustrated model insinuated that the size of her ex's manhood was the biggest factor in their divorce. Mrs. Or Miss? Now, Khalil said he was like two Coke cans on top of each other. Maybe even a third.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

33 year old said she was willing to try it all to save their marriage, including therapists, doctors, even liposuction. Who gets the liposuction in this situation?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're both fit people. Yeah, they're talking about his. His.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're gonna suck. What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy is. Is. I mean, I've heard of the. The beer can, but two Coke cans.

[Pat Godwin]

I've heard tuner can.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, well, tuna can.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I've heard that as a joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't heard three Coke cans, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's like that Pringles can over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you hear your enthusiasm when you said that?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm. No, that would kill me.

[Pat Godwin]

That looks like two. Am I right?

[Christy Lee]

That would be like two.

[Pat Godwin]

She's saying almost three.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if that's like part of a prenup. Like it says, hey, look, if we get divorced, in order to save face, you have to say that I am hung like two or three Coke cans.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That way, at least I. At least I come out of this looking good.

[Pat Godwin]

I've had a relationship breakup over. This was the opposite reason.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I have an issue.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Pat Godwin]

With downstairs. My downstairs area. My. Down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I've written a song about it. I don't know if we have time.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no. Yeah, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to hear it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you've heard it.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a big hit.

[Christy Lee]

It is a big hit.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you hear? I am a true man of the world. I stand here with my flag on, unfurled Christy. I'm a gorgeous melting pot of humanity. But one physical flaw is such a blow to my vana. I have a cute English nose like the Swedes. I'm the leanest, I have huge Austrian pecs. But a Greek statue penis. I'm hung like ancient art. That's what came between us. You see, we broke up. You liked my Roman hands but not my Greek statue penis. I'm no Norse God, neither grower nor Showa. I have a pint sized package like the javelin thrower. Go ahead, take a peek at my teeny weeny Greek physique. I have a strong Irish liver and a Japanese like genius. A big American gut. But a Greek statue penis. Salty Brazilian nuts and a Greek statue penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, thank you very much. Yeah, the Greek statues were known for that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they were. Every time I see statues now I think of that song.

[Pat Godwin]

That was in fashion. Oh, do you? Yes, that was in fashion back then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is comes to was from artsy.net Art historian Andrew Lear said smaller penises were more desired. Apparently it was a, the, the, the idea of male beauty in Greece. He added big penises were considered to be vulgar and outside the cultural norm. Something sported by the barbarians of the world. Yeah, Take your eyes off that slave, Lois. I've got all you need right here. I'm just saying.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can I share something real quick? So I sent Tom the story yesterday about this gentleman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

So on world star. And so I sent him the story and he just wrote back. Yeah, I've seen him at the meetings.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, yes, I'm sure Thomas known for his.

[Jeff Oskay]

I put figured.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I didn't want to say it on the air. I mean, try to keep a man a certain amount of discretion. You're modest right now. Are we going to talk about football action?

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much, Christy. Have some fun. And by the way, speaking of fun, we're gonna get the Electric Amish coming up in a matter of moments and the fellas are gonna be taking their buggies to Delphi, Indiana to a place called the Delphi Opera House this Saturday. Only tickets @Delphi Opera House.org we are coming right back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Over there, Ms. Christy Lee at the Silac News Desk, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

I love the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, me too. There he is, Mr. Ace Cosby. I'm Jeff Oskay. I'm at the Prize Pick sports desk. And There he is, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. That beautiful music is coming to us from. Ladies and gentlemen, the Electric Amish. Hey, fellas. Great to see you.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

God, hello. I can smell the horses from here. The Electric Amish on the road. I'll tell you about that in just a few minutes, fellas. You want to favor us with the tune?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I guess as long as we're here, we might as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What do you got for us?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we got, Gosh, we got 47 songs ready to play. Oh, play 32, the number 32. 32, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, fellas, you probably aren't aware of this, but thanks to satellite technology, we will. We are currently broadcasting this program on both the audio form and video form. Christy, how would you watch this on the TV?

[Christy Lee]

On the YouTube.

[Tom Griswold]

On the YouTube?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's Bob and Tom YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

You can see these handsome faces.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm. I'm gonna be honest with you, Tom and Christy, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not surprised by that.

[Pat Godwin]

Last time we were here, you promised we were not on the radio. The next thing I hear is I heard you on the radio. Oh, boy. So, yeah, basically, whatever you're saying to me, I Don't understand it. And it's probably a lie.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it also a sin?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm guessing if you guys are involved, it probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I see. I see. I. I like your ax, by the way.

[Pat Godwin]

My ax. My ax is at home. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a. That's a hipper, hip term for a guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, a guitar. Yeah, that's. That's my custom custom guitar right there. Tom, this is from the Gibson Company.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's kind of like a flying V, except it looks like one of those things you put in the back of a buggy. Sure. It's a flying triangle. Yeah, triangle things.

[Pat Godwin]

They say it's a slow moving vehicle. I think. I'm hoping that Gibson will make a. A custom model of this. It could be called the Gibson. Shut up and stop hulking. I'm going as fast as I can. Yeah, it's kind of a long name for the catalog.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to introduce yourself and introduce the fellas?

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

Graber, meet Graber. I'm Graber. It's right there. I'm Graber.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

I play the guitar. And then that guy right over there, that's Carl.

[Jeff Oskay]

I am Carl.

[Pat Godwin]

Who plays the base. I'm Graber. Goodman. That's Carl Goodman.

[Charlie Barrons]

No relation.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Why would they think we're related back there? That's. That's. That's Barry Goodman.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Barry Goodman. No relation. Now, is that Carl with a C or Carl with a K?

[Christy Lee]

It is C. It's right there.

[Pat Godwin]

It's right there in his strap.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you not know how to read, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't see you guys. I'm in a different room, remember?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you're not in this one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ain't no K's in the Bible.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, Really? I never looked.

[Pat Godwin]

Cain and Abel's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a C. Okay, good to know. Well, let's. Let's move forward Here we have the Electric Amish on their way to Delphi Saturday night for a special performance at the Delphi Opera House. Tickets @Delphi Opera House.org do you guys sing opera music?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's the thing. We was gonna write an opera for this thing for the. It was gonna be like. Yoder, can you hear me? Famous.

[Clay Foley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's probably the most famous rock opera.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, probably. I would think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You could do an opera about.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a wheelbarrow wizard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You've got something to do before your next visit. Finally. Well, what do you. What have you got for Us. Play us a couple songs. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

We're gonna play a classic for you right now. Because nobody likes the new stuff. Every time we play the new stuff, the go to the bathroom. So we're gonna play. This is one of the songs that got us started. Explains who we are on account of the song is called We Are an Amish Band.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll kick this one off.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we'll see about that. There it goes. Look at him back there playing those drums like a crazy Mennonite.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For that he will surely burn in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hell I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Ezra's pulling the plow I bought him a car I'll throw some eggs and a cow I work all day out in the sun oh, but after the meals we start to have some fun I say come on, Greta Lights and lamps we're making lots of noise and we don't got no amps we are an Amish band We are an Amish band We'll help you build a barley Just don't give a darn we are in Amish way the famine folk up in Napoli Our broken their churns for craver berry would be sweet Sweet butter braised baked pies about to make me high now these young.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maidens they had a plan they was.

[Pat Godwin]

Out to meet us boys in their.

[Jeff Oskay]

Band they said the person's gone Now's our chance and we proceeded to have.

[Pat Godwin]

A big square dance we are an Amish band We are an Amish band We stay all night and play the first we all want us pray we are an Amish B. Give it up for Graver. Oh, merciful God, please let rest his solo really jam we are an Amish fan. Nailed it. The R and Amish fan He'll help you build a army Just don't give a darn the R and Amex.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Smoke. And work on the drums there, Barry.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, thanks, Tom. Coming from you, that's a real compliment.

[Tom Griswold]

That was really nice hitting that. Hitting that, that. That thing that makes the drum. No, that's what it is. Speaking of cows, we had a great letter this morning from Fred, a dairy farmer in Maine who's a big fan, and I bet his cows love that. I hope to hear from Fred.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you had a letter from a cow. I was dying to hear what that was all about. Probably just said moo.

[Christy Lee]

Moo.

[Pat Godwin]

Moo. Well, you know what we always say? Whatever that sheep says, they're lying.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, you said that.

[Pat Godwin]

Was Fred in Maine?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He owes us money.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll tell him. We are Speaking to the Electric Amish, once again. The boys are on the road, and they're going to be the house band today. So we've got. We'll have to spread them thin because this is a long show, but could you do one more for us right now?

[Pat Godwin]

I think we got time for one more song before we hit the road.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what do you got?

[Pat Godwin]

Let's do another. A good old classic number right now.

[Tom Griswold]

One of our original.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we only play original music, y'.

[Tom Griswold]

All.

[Pat Godwin]

So this one here is. Boy, not a big surprise. This is about farming, okay? We write a lot of songs about farming because we know it's relatable to the people. So this one's about the. The good holy way of farming. You ready?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't know if I am. One, two, one. Oh, yeah. I think that farming should all be done by hand. When I see your tractor, I want to hoe your land. I want to hoe your land. I want to hoe your land. Yeah, you got that combine which I don't understand?

[Jeff Oskay]

If you burnt a heathen, you go.

[Pat Godwin]

And hoe your land now go and hoe your land. Please go and hoe your land. When I'm hoeing, I feel holy inside. But John Deere tractors are forbidden. I can't ride, I can't ride, I can't ride. My mule sure is something and he don't cost 20 grand. When I eat him carrots he helps me plow my land. He helps me plow my land. He helps me crown my land.

[Jeff Oskay]

When we're plowing, we feel happy outside.

[Pat Godwin]

I used to have another mule. Buddy die, buddy die y die.

[Jeff Oskay]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

English metro tractors, you'll surely all be down if you, you weren't so lazy. You go and hold your land. Go and hold your land. Please go and hold your land. You better hold your land.

[Tom Griswold]

The Electric Amish ladies and gentlemen, Graber, Carl, and Barry. Once again, Barry, I've got to highlight your skills to be able to play the drums and sing at the same time. I can barely drive and listen to the radio.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, somebody's got to do it. Tom and Graeber's too chicken to do it, and Carl never learned how to play the drum, so I guess it's up to me.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see. Thank you so much. And for those listening, if you get a chance, you can watch this later on on YouTube or watch it right now as it happens.

[Pat Godwin]

And, Tom, a big thank you to you and the Bob and Tom show and everybody for supporting original music, of course. Sounds great.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, fellas. You guys take, take five, take a break, go tend to your horses.

[Pat Godwin]

We're gonna take more than that.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll be, we'll be back with you. Checking in with you in just a few minutes. Now we return to. How do they practice during the day? I guess. I'm not sure.

[Christy Lee]

Can't plug in.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I didn't think about that. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they have a guy on a bicycle. Yeah, they did a nice job. We'll be hearing more from the electric Amish coming up, but right now we have to return to the sports desk. I understand.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Tom's gonna love this. A giant snow filled hamster wheel like tunnel is coming to skiers in Australia.

[Tom Griswold]

This is so in Australia.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Developers said Snow Tunnel park is the world's first indoor skiing structure that rotates, has its own downhill slopes and lets users glide around it all year round. The 13 and a half foot tall, 17 foot long rotating tunnel is lined with real powder snow that is groomed so users can ski or snowboard continuously as if on an endless slope.

[Christy Lee]

I'm confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I am too.

[Jeff Oskay]

I expected to open in 2027.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a video of what it's going to look like. I think they have the dimensions wrong. I think it's a little bit. Yeah, that sounds small, but it's, it looks kind of. It would be the equivalent of seeing a skate. A skateboarder and like a swimming pool kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Here's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a gigantic tube.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And this. But it's tilted at an angle. So you ski down and then immediately turn around, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

So you continually ski?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm. Yeah, it's, it's. I don't know. I don't know how it's gonna. But it's indoors, so that's, that's why it's, it's in Australia, so. Oh my God. I, I'm very. It's. They have those, those continuous surf things. You've seen those?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

With waves. That, that makes more sense. I, even the video was confusing for me, so I'm not sure if, if it rotates at an angle. So you're always going downhill and I assume it'll be. Obviously it's smooth. They don't have moguls, thank God.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no moguls.

[Clay Foley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At least that you got that going for it. But I don't see how it could make any money because you could only have one person on it at A time, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. There must be like a time you get five minutes on the wheel.

[Pat Godwin]

Like the toboggan thing they do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's every 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we'll see. I mean, you know, anything to help out skiers. No trees, obviously.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't have to worry about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Sonny Bono would have enjoyed it, may he rest in peace. Or his born pine. I wonder if they gave him a wooden casket.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's very.

[Pat Godwin]

That's overkill.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, probably somebody say, look, you know, why don't we go with the metal for this guy? What's coming up in sports?

[Jeff Oskay]

We have a Guinness World Record, a lovely Guinness World Record about a couple that's been married over 83 years.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I don't mean to give it away, but the world's thinnest sandwich is coming up then.

[Christy Lee]

A sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, if they have the world's thinnest toilet paper, I can show you right now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right in the other room.

[Tom Griswold]

Comes with a nail file and a clipper.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are we hurting that bad?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't know what happened there. Well, thank you very much. It's nice to visit you over there at the Prize Pick Sports desk. But we have more sports coming up. We also have more music from the Electric Amish on the way, plus comedians DJ Dangler and Clay Foley and Charlie Barrons. It's all happening here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Delphi.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Over there, Christy Lee at the Silac News Desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Johowski, Pat Godwin over there with a couple great songs already this morning. Thank you, Jeff and Ace Cosby. Hey, Jeff. I'm Jeff Oskay at the Price Picks Sports desk. Over there, we're about to have DJ Degler in the I hate Steven Singer comedy chair. But for now, we have Tom Griswold and our special band, the house band.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Electric Amish.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know the Amish surfed.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, this is nice, isn't it? Yeah. Can you imagine an Amish surfer?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you keep the hat on? Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

You're good, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Hello, Amish boys. We have. That's Graer, Carl and Barry. They can't see us. They're in the different part of the building. But we can see them that way. Yeah, we know.

[Pat Godwin]

Why do you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you guys do that Eddie Grant song, Electric Avenue? We.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you talking about Eddie Hazel, your engineer?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Now we have time for another song. Fellas, I know that you're going to be at this opera house this weekend. This is very exciting. Saturday evening you'll be at the. The famous deli Opera house.

[Pat Godwin]

I gotta tell you, Tom, we played there last year. We played there a year ago and they asked us back. So we. We got home, turned right around and started. Started the journey.

[Tom Griswold]

Now is. Is it when you park there is. Can you park your horses for free? Do you get to hitch them or do you have to pay a fee?

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty good because I think on weekends, horses you can tie up for free.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Unless you. I don't know. Some. Some people have those apps where you can. You got an app and you can pay for your horse parking. Have you seen that? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not allowed to use apps.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not allowed to either. I wish I could. Boy, we could save a lot of money if we were able to buy stuff on Ehe, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Ehe. Okay, very good.

[Pat Godwin]

I found out if you wanted to tie up your horse downtown, it cost a whole lot of money.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they're pretty proud of their land down there, aren't they? Holy cow. What a way. That's why they got to charge so much money. You can't grow anything down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Blacktop, concrete everywhere.

[Jeff Oskay]

I take some of that goes through the. Greg Allman, the state. It's called Tied to the Hitchin Post.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Lord.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Barry knows his audience. Or Carl knows his audience. Right there. Sorry, Carl.

[Pat Godwin]

That's gonna say, folks, we apologize. We didn't know he was gonna say that. Did you hit the dump button?

[Christy Lee]

Tom loved it.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel like I gotta take a dump now.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I suppose if you guys want to do a long jam, you could work up Tied to the Hitchin Post. We could, but I don't want you to do it now.

[Pat Godwin]

No, but you know what? Now that I think about it, it's kind of crazy because we don't do any instrumentals in our shows. We don't, huh? Yeah, it. I feel like people are coming for the lyrics.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

And the eye candy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. In memory of Elizabeth Feed.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I see what you're going for there.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Little Dicky Betts number. Let's see.

[Jeff Oskay]

Little Dicky.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he hates that.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's. Let's get another song out of you guys. By the way, you can watch this on YouTube.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you can't, but those that aren't of the Amish persuasion. What's this one called?

[Pat Godwin]

It's been a while, I forgot. Oh, I know. But this one, it's one of our brand new songs. You. You okay with that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. Cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, this is. This is one that we just wrote a couple of years ago. Brand new.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Something like this. Well, let me make sure I got all my buttons in the right. Okay, already graver. Here we come. Clip clopping up your street. You think our outfits look stupid? Or that it's trick or treat? Yeah, yeah. Ribbye yah. All we do is work and pray. We're the plain generation and we got nothing to say. Any road.

[Jeff Oskay]

Almost anywhere. We're probably backing up traffic but we just don't care.

[Pat Godwin]

Yaya riddle, yamis. All we do is work and pray. Fear to pain generation. We still got nothing to say. We're just trying to be holy. Harmish is the only way. You can disagree if you want to. But we'll see what God has to say. Yeah, we'll see what God has to say. Yeah, we'll see what God has to say. Yeah, I know what God's gonna say.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much, fellas. Hey. Hey. We're the Amish. The Electric Amish. Christy, your thoughts?

[Christy Lee]

I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good. Now your outfit's a little bit garish for the Amish. Muted browns and Christie's Alpha. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ow.

[Pat Godwin]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Tan?

[Christy Lee]

That's tan.

[Tom Griswold]

Crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Some. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, guys, we. I'm looking at the. The. The watch. Are you guys allowed to wear watches?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, if it's a pocket watch that is mechanically run, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so you don't have those Apple watches, do you? App, I would think you'd be a fan of Apple products.

[Pat Godwin]

I love apples, but I. Sitting around watching Apple sounds pretty boring, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you guys are probably.

[Christy Lee]

Are you allowed to drive your buggies at night?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, hells yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What do you. What do you use for lights?

[Pat Godwin]

Lanterns, duh. All right, you fire up the lanterns and get out there late at night. Oh, it's a hoot, really. You ever been to the buggy drag races?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's a blast. We all dress as women and riding our buggies, it's a hoot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, guys, we have time for another song of the Electric Amish. Our special guests, they're doing A special concert. Delphi Opera house. Wow. I bet when they built that opera house, they never thought they'd be seeing something like this. Delphi opera house.org for more information. It's Saturday night. It's another Saturday night with the Amish. That'll be great, fellas. What do you got to play for us now?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we got one right now. This is an old hit in our books anyway. This is a song about when we kind of went astray, thought about being Mennonite and all that kind of stuff. This is sing along if you know the words.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

If you don't know the words and just shut up and listen.

[Christy Lee]

All right? All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Goes a little something like this. Completely original. Used to be such a heathen thing till I moved to Napanee I owned a boat with a great big motor I drove a jeep Cherokee I got real scared when the parson told me that I would burn in hell if I didn't change my way so I, I grabbed a churn no more mennonite guy no more watching MTV e no more mennonite guy they said get down I got new friends they don't read the papers they can't tell me is that Victor winning the in the lottery they say no more men I die no more storm bought me e no more mennonite guy they said kill it.

[Tom Griswold]

That would eat me the mule kicked.

[Pat Godwin]

Me in the head today I broke my brand new plow of the sewing circle I caught my son with a cow I went to church in my black tuxedo how was I to know that when you pray with the amish people, you can't wear rented clothes? So I say, no more amish nice guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

No more selling quilts. Hoochie keys, no pelts Amish nice guy I say, someone give me my car keys.

[Pat Godwin]

My car keys.

[Jeff Oskay]

My car keys, please.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, yes, A little bit of. A little bit of a lapse there. But they've no more of this radical mennonite stuff. They're back to being Amish. The electric Amish, ladies and gentlemen, the house band today. And we'll look forward to hearing more from you guys. We'll look forward also to hearing more from the prize picks sports desk with Jeffrey Oskay sitting in for Chick, who's a little under the weather. Plus, we've got music from Pat Godwin on the way, the shoo in of the week with our winner, Ashley Campbell. Storm. And I will remind you, today being Thursday, Ace's team, those raiders from Vegas are on the Big TV tonight for Thursday Night Football. Get your picks in by going to bobandtom.com contest. You could be a winner of a $500 gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. Check out the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com Also, we've got that contest for orange insoles, bobandtom.com contestwin a 4K TV and more. All the details are posted. We are coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. You should, too. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page page.

[Jeff Oskay]

And see contest rules.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. To my left, Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Then we got Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ace Cosby over there on the ones, the twos. I'm Jeff Oskay at the Prize Picks sports desk. Football action is even better with Prize Picks. Download the Prize Picks app and use code Tom and get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Now I send it over to my good friend, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Aces on the ones and twos. I want to say hi to Eddie and Noah and Austin. And they're on the. I was. Are they in the threes and fours?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know how this works.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Jeff Oskay]

The six sevens.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's very confusing. I can hear the sound of great music coming to us from the Electric Amish, our house band. Today, once again, the Electric Amish on their way to the Delphi Opera House for a great evening Saturday night. More information@delphi opera house.org you guys been working on your opera?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I kind of. I kind of think Carl has been working on his opera because I keep hearing him me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see, I see. Well, coming up, we have some great guests, including comedians Clay Foley, DJ Dangler and Charlie Barrons. But right now it's you guys. Why don't we get one more song out of you before we finish off our sports broadcast? Christy Lee, what have you got coming up? Want to give me a couple of teasers?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have Kim Kardashian in the news. She's blaming AI on failing her law exam. We'll talk about that. We have Botox in The news. We have nuptials. We've been talking a lot about weddings lately. This is an interesting one. He wants to fund his wedding by selling ad space on his tuxedo.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Probably better off selling headspace on a video live, as it happens, of the honeymoon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Make some serious dollars. Are you guys. Are you Amish guys ready in there?

[Pat Godwin]

Ready for what, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

What are we doing? What are your songs?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we could play a song.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You got any more originals?

[Pat Godwin]

They're all originals, Tom. I keep trying to tell you that. I don't know why people keep coming up that sounds like so and so. Well, we've never heard of so and so.

[Clay Foley]

How could you?

[Pat Godwin]

That's right, big dummies. I got one for you if you want to hear a new song.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

All right. This is a new song that we just wrote, I don't know, a couple years ago. And it. You might. You might. You might like this. This is. This is almost a brand new one from 1998.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right. You might like it. It's a song about food. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Two, three, four.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Every night I come in from the field hoping find me a nice hot meal I know I'll never get my wish granted Can I only make one dish? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Mush, mush I don't know how much more I can take Mush, mush It's the only thing she ever learned to make Mush, mush It's the only thing that I get from a dinner much I'd eat a quarter pounder but I'd be a sinner I'll pass the salt shaker God, I wish I was a Quaker.

[Jeff Oskay]

That stuff tastes just like quicksand Way too sticky and way too bland Worst stuff I ever ate.

[Pat Godwin]

Every night I got to clean my plate Mush, mush I don't know how much more I can take Mush, mush It's all that woman ever learned how to make Mush, mush I'm there out here praying on my knees Mush, mush Send me a double Whopper with cheese Eat it early in the morning for a snack in the evening oh, pasta, salt shaker and I wish I was.

[Tom Griswold]

A Quaker.

[Pat Godwin]

If I had a phone at or Chinese or big old pizza with extra cheese I know the person wouldn't like it a bit so I'm set here eating the same old.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

Just trying to tell you boys I hate that much Morning, noon Blah, blah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Pat Godwin]

Blah oh, I see how it's going to be make fun of Mary Day again. Barry does.

[Tom Griswold]

Mush. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice little roll there at the end.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Salute to the band, Deep pulpit. The. The great Electric Amish.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever had mush, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a prepackaged product out there called mush.

[Christy Lee]

Now that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about cornmeal mush that you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've got it.

[Christy Lee]

Tie up in the pan and put maple syrup on. That's how we ate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds good.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds good. Maple syrup.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That would make it a lot better.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there? It's great how sugar makes everything better.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why it's a sin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? You know what we have on our mush usually? Sawdust.

[Tom Griswold]

The Electric Amish on tour. Good fiber. Unfortunately, when they tour it, it, it takes a while between gigs, you know, with the horses and hauling all the acoustic stuff. They'll be at the Delphi Opera House in Delphi. Of course. That's information I should say is@Delphiapra House.org Fellas, take 5 or take 10. We gotta finish off this sportscast.

[Pat Godwin]

Very generous.

[Tom Griswold]

We will, thank you. Jeff Oskay is sitting in for Chick Magee who's a little bit under the weather. He's at the Prize Picks sports desk. What's going on?

[Jeff Oskay]

Here's the opposite of a stupid world record. An American couple has set three Guinness World Records, becoming the oldest married couple ever, the oldest living married couple by combined age and the longest marriage for a living couple of different sexes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so they're getting, they're getting very progressive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Jeff Oskay]

Lyle Gittins, age 108 and his wife Eleanor, aged 107, have a combined age of 216 years and 132 days.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

They met in. In 1941 at Clark Atlanta University and were married the following year, June 4, 1942. They celebrated their 83rd wedding anniversary earlier this year. When asked the secret to their record breaking marriage, Mrs. Gittins kept it simple. Quote, we love each other and a crazy sex life.

[Pat Godwin]

Three times a day.

[Christy Lee]

83 years.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's the what, 50 is what, gold? Yeah, 83.

[Christy Lee]

75 is platinum, I believe.

[Jeff Oskay]

83, I think is diamond.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it dust?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, maybe.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it's embalming fluid. Fluid.

[Pat Godwin]

Come in handy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, what was the first. They've got three records. What was the first one?

[Jeff Oskay]

The first record. The oldest married couple ever and the oldest living Married couple by combined age.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Living is the key to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But it used. Oldest ever.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Combined 216 years and 132 days.

[Christy Lee]

Damn.

[Tom Griswold]

He still makes. He still makes love like he's 91. That stud. He doesn't even need that Viagra stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

They have a special bed, the wet and dry side.

[Tom Griswold]

They're old, you see.

[Pat Godwin]

Incontinent.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Does that conclude our sports?

[Jeff Oskay]

I know we do have one stupid world record. A Canadian cooking star has created the world's thinnest sandwich. Wallace Wong, known as the Six Pack Chef, earned the Guinness World Record title with a sandwich measuring just.20 inches in thickness. To break the record, the sandwich had to be no thicker than 10 millimeters or 0.39 inches. It had to contain at least two ingredients, and they had to be used proportionately.

[Christy Lee]

So what was in a sandwich? Do you know?

[Tom Griswold]

The world's thinnest sandwich did not say. Does it say if. I mean thin sliced turkey. What do we got? You get it? Meatloaf. There's the guy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

He's staring at it. Looks like a. It looks kind of like cheese, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, kind of wood block.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks more appetizing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a kid comes for lunch with one potato chip.

[Jeff Oskay]

It looks like he just sat on a Wonder Bread sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

It does like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

In grade school.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is this guy's name?

[Pat Godwin]

Wallace Wong.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wallace Wong. He's known as a Six Pack Chef.

[Tom Griswold]

The Six Pack crack.

[Jeff Oskay]

He must be ripped.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy that makes better lunches is the Double Bypass Chef. Oh, yeah, you can he.

[Pat Godwin]

He and his brother make sandwiches together, but two Wongs don't make a white bread sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll try. It doesn't say here what it's. Oh, wait a minute. Tomato and Cute. It can't be tomato and cucumber. No, could be. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Just smash it.

[Pat Godwin]

It didn't look smashed, though. Like that.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a fifth of an inch in. Die. In. In. In thickness. Okay. No. No, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Stupid. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Coming up, today in History. Coming up, comedians Clay Foley, DJ Dangler and Charlie Barrons. And coming up, another couple tunes from the Electric Amish. By the way, you can watch the Amish on YouTube right now or this evening or this afternoon if you get time. We'll have these things posted that if you want to see what. What's going on with the. With the Amish. Christy, what have you got coming up?

[Christy Lee]

What have I got coming up? Well, we have, let's see. We talked about that. We have. Maine Health is in trouble because they sent out death letters to 500 living patients. And oh, hey, your flight attendants are doing those. You know, hey, watch out. You know, safety, your safety. Sometimes they'll make a mistake and we'll talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? I'm a big fan, a big fan of flying.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Inc. O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Christy Lee]

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[Jeff Oskay]

That was our inspector, lovely Christy Lee, over at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Mr. Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Next to me, Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

We have our engineer, Mr. Ace Cosby. I'm Jeff Oskay at the Price Fix sports desk. We have a few great comics that just joined us in the studio. Tom, would you like to introduce.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, first of all, I've got to say, ladies and gentlemen, the Electric Amish. Yes, the house band. Today, a little bit of live music. The Electric Amisher around the corner in this big bill and I love this.

[Christy Lee]

So good.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll be talking to the Amish in just a second, hearing some of their music. Also joining us in the studio. He's long, he's lean, he's Clay Foley. Hey, Clay. What are you, like, eight feet tall? What's going on?

[Clay Foley]

Six. Four.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa, that's tall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, he's taller than that. Plus the second place in the biggest beard in the room room competition. I think.

[Christy Lee]

His is longer than J.

[Tom Griswold]

It's comedian D.J. dangler. I. I don't want to get my beard too close to his. I'm afraid they'll fight. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a serious looking beard.

[Christy Lee]

Now DJs tall, too. How tall are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm also 6 4, but no part. Not lean. When he said long, I was like, maybe, but lean, no. Well, fellas, we're gonna find out what's going on in your lives. Apparently, a lot of. A lot of shaving of heads. Yeah, that, that is, that's problematic in today's environment. So I want to make it clear this is just a friendly shaved head. Okay? Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Happy, friendly.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know. Okay, thank you very much. Now, guys, that only shave them above the lip, it's the Electric Amish joining us from the other room. And what is the deal with that anyway?

[Christy Lee]

They just shave? I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

They could probably tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? It has to do with being warlike. I actually know that from, like, mustaches are perceived as being, like, more aggressive.

[Christy Lee]

More aggressive?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of like. So in Amish culture, they just shaved the mustache?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Just to show that they're lovers, not fighters, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't help. I am.

[Pat Godwin]

I am wearing this one as a disguise on account of all the groupies.

[Tom Griswold]

A little intimidated.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to remember, did Abraham Lincoln have a stash or did he?

[Pat Godwin]

Did not. He had a good and holy beard.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Okay, good.

[Pat Godwin]

Hadn't been a good one since then.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, guys, why don't we get a couple more tunes out of you? I want to mention this. The Electric Amish in concert at the Delphi Opera House. You get information @Delphi Opera House.org. and that's Saturday night only. It takes quite a long time on these tours between gigs. When's your next gig? Next year.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, gosh. We got one in December that you're not allowed to go to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a private party. We are available for private parties. And if you're having the type of party where you want an Amish band, God love you. Rum Dinga.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have open hay bars for horses?

[Pat Godwin]

It's in our. It's in our rider, man. It's right there in the backstage rider. We got to have hay for the horses, and then we got to have buttermilk. A lot of cold buttermilk. And then, of course, hoors.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of course. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

What's that? That has to be a. There has to be somebody that would really be into that, don't you think? I mean, like, into what? I love going to a wedding that has an open barn. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Mr. Dudge Dangler, you are a fella that could fit right into our band.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been told that I could fit in with the Amish before, and it's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not always a compliment, but, man, I know that feeling.

[Clay Foley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's hear another one of your tunes. What do you got for us?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we were gonna do another new one, if you don't mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great. What year was this written?

[Pat Godwin]

This was five years ago. This. This is not available on any recording anywhere. We played it for you guys and check local listings. But winter time is upon us and it's getting cold out there. And you got to stay warm, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is about that completely original number for you. You freezing cold and lonely Must be a foot of snow Got a way too slow and we got to hurry back home to Napanee we're out of wood and propane so now it's up to me and you know electric heating is a sin we ain't allowed to plug it in. I gotta call our art I feel.

[Jeff Oskay]

A cold.

[Pat Godwin]

And I know that healing is a sin I wish we could plug it in. I got a car full of coal.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

A cart full of coal. Yes, the Electric Amish. Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

I think bet. I bet there. There are tons of people listening that are agreeing. Yeah, that was an original Song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Never heard that before. That's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do we hold up lighters or do we have to, like, spark candles and.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great question. Lighters are okay as long as they're, like, mechanical or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

What about candles? Would that be.

[Pat Godwin]

Candles are good. Yeah. Strike a match, light a candle.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Doing that with me a lot. Somebody like a candle.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, how about an encore?

[Christy Lee]

Light a candle, love an Amish.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a bumper sticker if I ever heard one.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it again?

[Christy Lee]

Strike a match, light a candle, Love an Amish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's very good. Very good. We have. We have time for one more, fellas. Once again, this is being broadcast on the youtubes.

[Pat Godwin]

We got. We got time. We got time. You guys want to hear a classic?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

A classic one from way back. Back. So this is one of the songs that got us started. This was. Oh, yeah, it's our 30th anniversary. No gifts, please.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

So, yeah, 30 years ago, I think I heard tell you guys played this on your show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, okay.

[Clay Foley]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a song from way back. And this is about. This is specifically about building a barn.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I love this one.

[Pat Godwin]

You do? Yeah. How do you know which one it is?

[Christy Lee]

It's about building a barn.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we got a lot of songs about building barns. Got to be more specific.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, six by my count.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, at least. It's like this. This next song is about farming. Oh, I love this one. How do you know? All right, let's try this right here. 1, 2, 3, 4. Churning, churning.

[Tom Griswold]

Churn it.

[Pat Godwin]

Churn it. Here come old Barry he comes riding up slowly he's got a big black buggy Cause them cars ain't holy. He's got a orange triangle stuck on the back. All the clothes he wears, they're either white or they're black Church. Churn it, churn it.

[Tom Griswold]

Churn it.

[Pat Godwin]

Churn it. Here come old Carl he lives one farm over he's got a big grain silo Keeps it fully loaded. He's got no radio and no TV.

[Tom Griswold]

The ohm is news he gets is.

[Pat Godwin]

From the Bible on me Come together right now and build a barn. Churn it.

[Tom Griswold]

Churn it.

[Pat Godwin]

Churn it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here come old graver he comes driving his ponies he's got three fine daughters but they're not good looking he says.

[Pat Godwin]

One un, one and one makes three Oh, I wish I had a son to work the fields with me Come.

[Tom Griswold]

Together.

[Pat Godwin]

Right now un. Build a barn. Churn it, churn it, churn it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Carl.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah?

[Pat Godwin]

Graver, you know how to drive a Mennonite crazy?

[Tom Griswold]

My no graver.

[Jeff Oskay]

How will you drive him in a night crazy?

[Pat Godwin]

You send him into the round barn and tell him to pee in the corner. I love that joke. Although the two of you are surely funny, you will most definitely burn in hell. We better get out of here. I think I see the parson coming. Everybody helps us pray. Come together right now on Build a Barn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yay. The Electric Amish, ladies and gentlemen, another farming classic. Thank you, fellas.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, the Electric Amish on the road at the Delphi Opera House. Information @Delphi Opera House.org and they're available for private parties.

[Christy Lee]

I guess that's all.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know exactly how you get.

[Pat Godwin]

In touch with them.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that the barn song you were thinking of? Yeah, of course. I thought it might have been like. Like barn in the usa under a bad side. They have so many. Yeah, they do. They do.

[Pat Godwin]

Barn to rent.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, fellas. We'll be back. We'll bring that. We'll bring the Amish back. Right now, let's meet our guest comedians, DJ Dangler and Clay Foley.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you guys share razors? You both have bald heads. We.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't.

[Tom Griswold]

This is new to me. Last time I saw. Last time I saw Clay, he had luscious locks.

[Jeff Oskay]

He looked real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I'm a little nervous.

[Clay Foley]

Well, I like how you earlier, you defended yourself, saying you're a shaved head for only positive reasons. You didn't even defend me at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know your life, and.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll be honest, you look a little suspect.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Clay Foley]

Well, to be quite honest, I have a sister who's going through chemo treatments.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you always gotta one up.

[Clay Foley]

Me, currently. I hoped maybe you were shaving your head for the same reason. For my sister.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Clay Foley]

Solidarity.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got nothing against your sister.

[Clay Foley]

So, yeah, my sister's going through some chemo treatments, battling cancer and whatnot. And so I thought it'd be nice to. I was thinking, what are some ways that I can support her? And so I shaved my head because I thought, how can I make her cancer journey about me? Essentially.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Clay Foley]

So, yeah, I went to the first chemo treatment with her. I've been actually driving her to the treatments. And I sit there for the number of hours with her, her. And she was like, this is so nice of you to come. But you didn't. You really didn't have to. And I said, that's okay. I need the material.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank You, Clay. Now, I should point out that you do not have a beard. No, no. Clean shaven DJ has a huge beard for some reason. We've been talking lately about the bald head with the full beard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because Chick doesn't like it, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad he's not here today.

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Is he protesting?

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Was he that mad?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, you were part of a wedding last Friday.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And Wayne had that look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Dead in the beard. Yeah. He looks great with it.

[Pat Godwin]

He looked real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He and Melissa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. He's a big fellow. Like you, dj. I can't help but notice, Clay, you're quite the. Slender.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But very tall.

[Clay Foley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Six four.

[Clay Foley]

I've got a six, eight wingspan here.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a former basketball player?

[Clay Foley]

I played basketball in high school, but I was. I was third string. I was. I would only play in garbage time when we were getting blown out. I played, I think all. Every game. My senior season, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a good year.

[Clay Foley]

No, we were just a bad team. I remember one time there was a. We were during a timeout and I was running by the opposing team's huddle and they were devising a strategy for where they're going to eat after the game. Arby's on three.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's drawing it on that whiteboard. He's drawing a logo of Arby's. That would be hilarious. Now, you're very fit, I can see. Are you an active exercise guy?

[Clay Foley]

Yeah, not much. I attribute it to being vegan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Charlie Barrons]

Yeah.

[Clay Foley]

I am vegan. I'm surprised it took me 10 minutes to mention this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, Pat, you're a lapsed vegan, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I was vegan for a while. Then I moved into Mediterranean diet. I'll add some salmon during the week, some protein, animal protein, some yogurt.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't even know vegan was a location until you said you moved to the Mediterranean. I'm not enjoying meat a lot. How long you been a vegan?

[Clay Foley]

I've been vegan for a very long time. 20. 20 some years. 25 years.

[Tom Griswold]

This a family thing or just you?

[Clay Foley]

Just. Just me. Just me. And if anyone in the room, I know it's 2025. Most of us are aware, but of course there are the meat eaters in the room. Some of you maybe don't eat meat. And you're the vegetarians. And people like me don't eat meat. Eggs, dairy were commonly referred to as prone to dizzy spells. Jeff, do me a favor in case I pass out. During my time Here on the show. Go into the green room, grab my bag. Inside of it is my peppy pen, my pepperoni pen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, God.

[Clay Foley]

Delivers an ultra high dose of meat protein directly to my circulatory system. Have you heard of the pepe pen?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Clay Foley]

Comes in both regular strings, strength and teriyaki.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, good to know. We're talking with comedian Clay Foley. You're so. Do you wear leather shoes?

[Clay Foley]

I. I don't. I don't. So you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're like. You are. You are really full.

[Christy Lee]

You're Paul McCartney, vegan. That's exactly what I was gonna do.

[Tom Griswold]

You have vinyl seats in your car.

[Clay Foley]

Let's not check that. Okay, so, okay, I. I try. I do what I. I do what I can. But honestly, I. I know why you're asking me this. You walked by the green room earlier. You saw me eating a donut. You did.

[Pat Godwin]

You did.

[Clay Foley]

And then you heard I was vegan. You're trying to call me out in front of everyone. I follow the hundred mile rule. I don't know if you guys have heard of the 100 mile rule. This is something. Goes back to the traveling salesman days. When they're 100 miles from home, they could cheat on their wife. I know this because my dad was a traveling salesman. And you can ask any one of my half siblings. They'll attest to this as well. So when I'm more than 100 miles from home, I can sometimes cheat on my. On my diet.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Clay Foley]

But, you know, so I'll do that from time to time. My wife's fully aware of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Clay Foley]

She. She has full permission to let any man into the home and. And eat whatever's tofu, whatever tofu's in my fridge.

[Tom Griswold]

Inside are donuts. Anti vegan.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there's probably a dairy product in the good ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The good ones, the really tasty ones are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh. Okay. Well, I'm glad you enjoyed some of our donuts. Coming up, we've got. We're going to hang out with a bunch of comedians. We've got Clay Foley, DJ Dangler, Charlie Barrons. We've got the Electric Amish. And I believe we're going to come back with our Shulan of the week winner.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I believe we are.

[Tom Griswold]

Ashley, I will urge you real quick to go to bobandtom.com contest. Make your picks for week 10 in the NFL. You could win that $500 gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Check out the inventory atIHATE stevensinger.com Speaking.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Christy. And you mentioned Daniel Jones in Berlin, Germany. That'll be the game coming from Europe this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

They may or may not be picking that game this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's. And it's the Falcons versus the Colts. And our friend Kostaki Economopoulos, you mentioned Kemo Kostaki's brother's life was saved by a donation, a bone marrow donation from a guy in Germany. They're gonna meet him and take him to the game in Berlin this weekend. A great story and another great recovery from cancer. And so a bravo to Kostaki and his brother and especially to the guy that donated the bone marrow. That's such a great story and it's, you know, a part of a lot of positivity in the world these days. We certainly can use a little bit more. We're gonna come back with the positively perfect picks from Christy Lee with the shoe in of the week here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Christy Lee]

Program.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, everybody, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Over there we have the lovely Ms. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

So happy to be here today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pat Godwin.

[Clay Foley]

Our.

[Jeff Oskay]

My good friend Pat is over there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ace Cosby on the engineering. Over at the I hate Stephen Singer comedy desk, we have my good friend comedian DJ Dangler.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the Electric Amish, we hear. And now over to our leader.

[Christy Lee]

What about Clay?

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom Griswold. I figure I'd let him introduce.

[Tom Griswold]

Also joining us, comedian Clay Foley. And in the background, as you mentioned, that's happening live, it's the Electric Amish, ladies and gentlemen. We're going to hear more music from those guys in just a second. Right now, fellas, go back and tend to your horses. We got work to do here. Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Horses.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're going to speak with our winner from week nine of our pigskin pick em competition. She is Ashley Campbell Storm. Ashley, hello. How are you?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm fantastic. Hi, everyone.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Ashley.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Ashley, you are the only person that got 13 of the games correct last week. Out of 14 games, Brava to you. You're our first lady winner. And funny enough, you get to pick against another lady, such as it is. What does that mean? Nothing, Christy Lee, Because Chick Magee's a little bit under the weather today. So the way this works is this is a little different than the pigskin picks because you have to go against the spread here. So, Christy, you want to take over?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Did she hear the minestrone joke yesterday?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Did you hear the minestrone joke yesterday? I did not.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I. I thought maybe she was.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to explain it?

[Pat Godwin]

You're doing a little Campbell's soup joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh was.

[Christy Lee]

Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he?

[Christy Lee]

Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

He went. It's raining men. Estrone.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Clay Foley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the reaction you got yesterday. Also a lot of silence for the team for Josh.

[Christy Lee]

I loved it. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Ash, your last name is hyphenated. Campbell Storm. How did that happen?

[Pat Godwin]

So that's actually both my parents.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay, Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Their last names.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you going to follow in that tradition should you get married? So, like, you could be.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know if I want to go with two hyphen.

[Christy Lee]

Can you do that? Can you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

You could be like Campbell Storm Johnson. Sounds like. Sounds like one of those law firms that advertise on tv, right?

[Pat Godwin]

You still have your hyphen, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. What?

[Christy Lee]

Ashley, we are. We're going to pick some games. Ashley, are you.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed Pat's hyman joke.

[Christy Lee]

Hyphen joke.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a favorite NFL team?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicago Bears, believe it or not.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're in Wisconsin. I'm surprised. I thought you'd be a Packer fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually picked them last week and they were the only one that just.

[Charlie Barrons]

Did not come through for me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the Packers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we'll get to that. All right. The Bears are at New York, taking on the Giants. And it's Bears minus four and a half. Who are you going to select for that game?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm definitely going with the Bears.

[Christy Lee]

Good. Good call. Man, the Bears looked good last week, didn't they?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, they did.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I was amazed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you brought up the Packers. The packers take on the Philadelphia Eagles, one of the best teams in the NFL. And the packers minus two and a half in that game.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that one. I'm gonna have to go with the Eagles. They.

[Charlie Barrons]

I've got my fingers crossed on them.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's just the way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I haven't picked that game yet because I'm on the fence. I kind of. My heart is with the packers because my husband's such a Packer fan, but my gut says the Eagles.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, pull the trigger on something.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'd go.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta go with the packers because. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It killed the first one, right? Do what you're. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

That was an off air conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, no. Yesterday's discussion about I didn't kill anybody. About your china. What led to the fact.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I right? Do you not have the china from the first World one?

[Christy Lee]

I do have the china from my first wedding. That is correct, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get it in the divorce or the will? This is so dark.

[Pat Godwin]

This is so dark.

[Christy Lee]

I got it in the divorce. Thank you. Many, many, many years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

In the will. Bad talk.

[Pat Godwin]

The widow Ashley.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry about this.

[Pat Godwin]

No, don't worry.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, see, technically, Chrissy, he's now the widow.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think technically, because he married after me.

[Pat Godwin]

I did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He killed him.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Dolphins take on the Buffalo Bills. This has Bills minus nine and a half. Does that sound right? I gotta check that one. Do you like the Dolphins or the Bills in that game?

[Pat Godwin]

So that one I definitely went bells. They worked out for me last week. I'm gonna keep going with them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I picked the Bills in that, too. And then the Colts take on the Atlanta Falcons in Berlin. The game we were talking about with the Kostaki going with his brother and the real sweetheart story. There, the Colts minus six and a half against the Falcons.

[Pat Godwin]

That one was a tough one. Definitely with the Colts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I picked the Colts too.

[Pat Godwin]

Can I interrupt just to say how.

[Tom Griswold]

Much I love stupid rivalries. Like, right, not stupid. Like I know the Dolphins Bills game is the Squish the Fish game, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love nonsense. Right. Like I love rivalries that don't make sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I super love. Like, no, I hate the town of Baltimore.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why?

[Pat Godwin]

Because and forever.

[Tom Griswold]

I just love it.

[Christy Lee]

And. And the football player or the football fans are like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it's amazing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Squish the fish.

[Christy Lee]

Squish the fish.

[Jeff Oskay]

Which.

[Pat Godwin]

Which is terrible science, but great rivalry.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see. Well, good to know. Thank you, dj. Now we're talking once again with Ashley Campbell Storm. Ashley, are we pulling you away from your job right now?

[Charlie Barrons]

I'm just currently sitting in the office.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything is good to go here.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And do you mind if I ask where here is?

[Pat Godwin]

So I actually work for a bp. I'm the general manager.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What city are you?

[Pat Godwin]

Wind Sun Prairie, Wisconsin. I'm about a few miles away from home, so I just kind of come in, do my thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the sun. Is this is the sun out today?

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's actually quite gorgeous. Oh, nice.

[Pat Godwin]

How are the restrooms today at the bp?

[Tom Griswold]

Lovely and clean.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Put the P and bp. Well, Ashley, congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What a great job.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got yourself a five hundred dollar gift certific, the Stephen Singer Jewelers. Check out the [e-mail] and get yourself some nice baubles. Or for one of your friends, whatever's happening. We certainly appreciate your listening and have a wonderful day in the sunshine of Sun Prairie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, so long. Thank you once again.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Ashley. Great job.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to enter, go to bobandtom.com contest. Just pick the winners. Don't worry about the spreadsheet and you could be like Ashley. And get that 500 gift certificate from Stephen Singer Jewelers. We're coming back. We got more cool stuff going on. We've got the Electric Amish. Charlie Barrons is our next guest. And also we're going to hang out with DJ Dangler and Clay Foley and the Amish. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.

[Jeff Oskay]

And Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a look at today's show on our YouTube.

[Jeff Oskay]

YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Amish, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Over there, we have at the Silax insurance news desk, Ms. Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Over at the music area, Pat Godlin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Over at the Ice Hate, Steven Singer Comedy couch, we have Two great comics, D.J. dangler and Clay Foley. Our engineer, Ace Cosby. Hello. There he is, my man, Tom Criswell.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. That's Jeff Oskay, ladies and gentlemen. He'll be joining us tomorrow once again with news. We failed to mention the sounds you just heard, those of the Electric Amish and a huge, huge band in the Midwest. And residents, of course, we're gonna be talking to a great comedian from the Midwest in a matter of moments. Fellas, take five, because I think we're getting the satellite hookup with comedian Charlie Barron. There he is.

[Charlie Barrons]

Hey, guys. How's it going?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. You're working on the beard, Charlie?

[Charlie Barrons]

Yeah, well, working on is very much the proper terminology, you know. I mean, I've got nothing on those guys, I'll tell you that much. But, like, I'm a ways away from looking like I'm selling furniture at a farmer's market. But give me some time. Give me some time. Give me some Miracle Grill, maybe buy a few Chia Pets and. And reconfigure those and. And we'll figure it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Charlie Barrons is a distinguished American from the upper Midwest and author, traveling man. And a huge tour has been mounted. I have no idea if you're aware of all these places you're going to be, but right now you're getting ready to go to Kansas City at the Midland Theater. Coming up, Tulsa, Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Boise, Sioux City, Des Moines, Peoria, Davenport, Charleston. Both of them. Both West Virginia and South Carolina. Dayton, Madison, Wisconsin. One of the great spots. So, Charlie, what's new in your life?

[Charlie Barrons]

Well, you know, I mean. Yeah, when you put like that, I. Both Charlestons. That's pretty slick.

[Pat Godwin]

Click.

[Charlie Barrons]

You know, I. I didn't. I honestly. Maybe there's another Charleston out there and we should do just the Charleston tour. I mean, my name is Charles. That would be fun. But what's new in my life? Not much. Last night I took my grandma out for pizza, and we got one deluxe and one. One veggie because she's not.

[Tom Griswold]

She.

[Charlie Barrons]

She can't eat seeds right now, so she likes the veggies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Charlie Barrons]

So that's.

[Tom Griswold]

You get seeds.

[Charlie Barrons]

I don't know what you do with.

[Tom Griswold]

That, but what's that There are seeds on your pizza?

[Charlie Barrons]

Yeah, I mean, if, if you get certain pizzas, you know, cucumbers, for instance, someone was crazy enough to put that on a pizza once and there were seeds in it, so it was an issue. So I honestly don't know. I think we're misinterpreting what the doctor said, but I know that the veggie pizza over at Schmitty's, that's doctor approved, so, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Yeah. Now, do you eat well when you're on the road? You got this big road tour coming up, lots of theaters, et cetera, et cetera. Do you take care of yourself? You get some exercise, Ride a bike or something? What do you do?

[Charlie Barrons]

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I, I like to walk off the beers I drink the night before, which I think is important, you know, and if I walk from my hotel room to the lobby, that usually. That usually does it. No, I actually, I'm a big river walker. There's a lot of rivers in these cities that we go to, so I like a nice walk along the river. I like the outdoors. You know, I'm a, I'm a big outdoors guy, so I always try to find a good hike somewhere and, you know, do a little bird watching. You guys ever do any bird watching?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah, no, I, Yeah.

[Charlie Barrons]

Oh, I, I really enjoy it. It's, it's like above water. Scuba diving. It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Charlie Barrons]

Yeah, it's, it's cool. And, and you, you, you just. If you got some good knocks. That's short for binoculars, if you're not familiar, but you can really like find these birds when no one else. So if birds know you're around, they act a certain way, but if they don't know you're around, they start doing some freaky stuff and I'm there for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool. You got, you got your good knock.

[Charlie Barrons]

Yeah, yeah, sure do.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you traveling with anybody else?

[Charlie Barrons]

Yeah, I, I travel. I got a few different openers that I go on the road with in Kansas City. Justin Leon, he's a comic from Kansas City. Very funny dude. And also a great comedian named Chassis Washington from, from Milwaukee. So, yeah, you know, every, every tour date, we got somebody opening up sometimes. My buddy Adam GR from the band Horseshoes and Hand Grenades. And he does a little comedy music, which is always fun musical comedy. So, yeah, you know, we, we kind of mix it up a little bit, but it's a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you consider that you have a, A flat midwestern accent?

[Charlie Barrons]

I think I have A very neutral accent, actually. I think it's, it's sort of the desired accent of the rest of the country in the world. So I don't know. You know, I, I just think that this is what everybody strives to talk like. Do you disagree?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, it's kind of sort of American broadcast English to a degree, but that's okay. That's changing a lot. You see, you go to. Oh, yeah, you'll see some the, of. And especially in towns in the south, they're finally letting folks talk the way they should, the way they talk when they're there.

[Charlie Barrons]

Oh, so that's, that's a whole new game. It used to be everyone was trying to talk like, you know, a certain dot on the map, you know, and I was kidding, of course, when I said that this was the most desired one. I don't know if my sarcasm came across over the airwaves, but I. Now they just say you can do whatever you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I just detect a slight sort of upper, upper Midwest feel. Kind of a Wisconsin ish, perhaps. We just spoke to a lady in Wisconsin that was one of our winners on one of the contests we're doing, and there's just a certain lilt. So what else is going on in your life? Dogs, cats, ladies? What's happening?

[Charlie Barrons]

No, I mean that I'm, you know, just a, just doing. I've got nieces and nephews and fruit flies that I own the fruit flies. But the nieces and nephews are great. It's good being an uncle, you know, it's kind of like having a, a library card for kids, which is nice. You know, you can, you can take a couple out, return one late, the other, damage, that kind of thing, and it's expected, you know, you're the uncle, so it's good. I love hanging out with my nieces and nephews. I, I, I, I really enjoy when they have birthdays because then I get to go to Walmart and find the most obnoxious toy they have on the shelves to saddle my siblings with for the next two to three years. That's really exciting for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Guess something very noisy is the key.

[Charlie Barrons]

Yeah, you're not just noisy, though. I mean, you know, also you want to make sure the batteries can't be easily removed out of it. You know, you, yeah, you got to really dig into that a little bit. But yeah, that's been a lot of fun. And you know, the packers, my big packers fan, and you know, the nice thing about the packers this year is we have yet to lose to a good team. So that's something that we're, you know, really putting a feather in our cap on. And as a Packers owner myself, you know, I've called the front office quite a few times to give them my two cents. I can't get past the gift shop, but I'm hoping that at some point, Terry will connect me with the front office.

[Clay Foley]

So can I ask Charlie a question?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure, yeah.

[Clay Foley]

Is that all right? Hey, Charlie, My wife is also from Wisconsin, so I'm detecting the slight Wisconsin accent there, and I want to ask you a Wisconsin question. Are you familiar with the term, term Alice in Dairyland?

[Charlie Barrons]

Oh, yeah. Alice in Dairyland. In fact, the past few years, I've chugged milk with Alice in Dairyland over at the state fair. And Alice in Dairyland changes up every year. It does, yeah. So it's. You're like the real Miss Wisconsin. You know, Alice in Dairyland is like, top notch.

[Clay Foley]

I'm so glad you said that because I'm married to Alison. Dairyland, 1999.

[Charlie Barrons]

Charlie, you gotta be kidding me.

[Clay Foley]

I'm married to Wisconsin royalty, as Charlie Barrons just said, so is.

[Tom Griswold]

So this. This is like a beauty contest.

[Clay Foley]

It's. It's. That's what I thought when she first told me, but it's really.

[Tom Griswold]

It's more beauty, half milking.

[Clay Foley]

Kind of like a Miss Wisconsin, but for, like, smart farm girls or something. That was. That was the way she described it to me. I don't know if she got a money prize for it or anything like that. She still, to this day gets an annual text from Brett Favreau, which is pretty cool.

[Charlie Barrons]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

A photograph. Looks like he's mushroom hunting again. Oh, that's funny. Charlie, it's always a great pleasure. Go see Charlie live and in person. A huge tour going through, not just the Midwest, but you're also going to be out in Phoenix and a lot of other spots. We got a link. You can find out where Charlie's going to be. Thanks, Charlie. Always a pleasure. Best of luck. Thank you.

[Charlie Barrons]

We'll see you guys. Watch for deer out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, Yeah, I detect us. He to me has a Wisconsin thing going. I didn't want. I didn't want to rattle him, but I do want to say, once you pointed it out, his. You knows, got like. Like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, more pronounced.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, once you pointed it out, he got. He got some, you know, in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's definitely known for his Wisconsin accent. Southern Wisconsin, he calls it.

[Jeff Oskay]

He didn't mention it. I just Want to mention real quick, he has a new special out on YouTube that I think dropped yesterday. So if you're a fan, check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. Coming up, we've got more music from the Electric Amish. We're gonna hang out with comedians Clay Foley, who's married to. What is it again?

[Clay Foley]

Alison Dairyland.

[Tom Griswold]

Alison Dairyland, big time. Wow. I need to know more about this.

[Clay Foley]

I'm surprised that wasn't in my bio.

[Tom Griswold]

Lead with that. Yeah, yeah. I, I want to know about what kind of activities she's good at with all those farmers chore skills. DJ Dangler hanging out with us. But right now, let's talk about raycon Earbuds. This portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by raycon. They've got something going on. We've been talking about raycon earbuds for a long time and they've got kind of a new generation of raycon earbuds out there, including a very special thing going on with Raycon's Essential Open earbuds. These are open air earbuds so that you can hear what's going on around you. So you stay connected to your surroundings while you might be walking the dog or enjoying and at the same time enjoying a podcast or your favorite music, whatever it might be. This is kind of a combo Black Friday Cyber Monday event they've got going on right now. You can save up to 30% on all Raycon audio products today. The Everyday Earbuds classics. They've been upgraded, by the way. Active noise cancellation, multi point connectivity. Excuse me. Also you can pair two devices at once and they've got got ergonomic fit and Ergonomic fit I should say. And what does that thing I'm trying to say?

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. To my left, the lovely Miss Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

She is at the Silac Insurance news desk. Our musical wonder, Pat Godwin is here in the studio.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

We have two great comics, DJ Dangler and Clay Foley over at the I Hate Steven Singer comedy couch. The Electric Amish is our house band today. There's Ace Cosby over on the. What are you doing? Engineering. And then we got Tom. There's our guy, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I bet you called it aces on the ones and twos.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he was mixing it up. Yeah, yeah, he's mixing it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And thanks to everybody, like Austin and Noah and Eddie on the sixes and sevens, we got the sound in the background live as it happens. It's the Electric Amish, another original tune from the Amish. Fellas, we got time for another one of your songs. I know that you're doing some road work this weekend. You got to get going, of course. Get the horses and the buggies on the way to a place called Delphi, Indiana. You'll be at the Delphi Opera House Saturday night. Only information @Delphi Opera House.org so you guys are once again, you're doing some opera singing. Arya.

[Pat Godwin]

Saturday, probably not much opera. Mostly going to do Amish numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Typically what we stick with because we like original music like y' all do.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of numbers, are the Amish allowed to smoke a number, if you will, Dubage. What's. What's the natural product? Dj, what's the current term for marijuana? But marijuana tends to work.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never heard it called numbers before.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you want to. You want to roll a number?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Never heard that. I've never heard that. No. Like, I feel it's hard being the hippest guy in the room. It is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you've heard that, but it was at a DND convention.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard that a lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, he smoked some hams. Last weekends are good.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope you're cured.

[Christy Lee]

Better.

[Tom Griswold]

We'd love to hear another. You got to drill in a carb, though, to get it to hit, right? Yeah, we'd love to hear another song.

[Pat Godwin]

What have you guys talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Weed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. We got like 12 acres of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We had some trouble and couldn't get planted last season. So it's just chock full of weeds right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thistles, some milkweed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, what do you got?

[Pat Godwin]

Worth much money on the street treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a song in mind, fellas?

[Pat Godwin]

Nope. But we'll play one for you if you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that'd be good.

[Pat Godwin]

All right. This is. This an original number? This is one of our many, many songs about pigs. Oh, nice eins by Drive, Sam. Well, I was at the barn, I headed down to the farm. Cause I was almost done for the night. When I drove a man. I mean a customized van so I knew he was a man tonight he said, hey there, Jack with your hat.

[Christy Lee]

Colored, black Got a deal for you.

[Pat Godwin]

I know you can't read but there's really no need I tell you that I'm gone, I do I said, pardon me a minute. Well, my knees got weak as he began to speak and his voice was ringing in my head. He had charts and graphs and colored photographs. I didn't understand a word he said. I said, wait a minute, heathen, I'm having trouble breathing. Don't wanna barter with you and though I know it's a. Sam who. Won't you tell me again what all the system traps and do? And he said, Give me three pigs. Give me three pigs, Mr. Give me three pigs and a horse. Give me three pigs. Give me 3 pigs. Mister. Shipping and handling not included, of course. Hey, Graver, tell your joke to Barry. I'm gonna jam.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right. Hey, Barry.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Carl?

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you hear about the Mennonite who put a pair of Spanx on his bule?

[Pat Godwin]

No. Why would he do that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, he heard it would make his ass look fantastic.

[Pat Godwin]

Good one, Carl. Almost ready, Graver. Hang on. Okay, hit it. Well, my breath ran away and I began to pray as the man handed me his pen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Though my memory fogs I know he.

[Pat Godwin]

Took my hogs I never saw them again. Now I sin and cry most every night.

[Jeff Oskay]

Feathers, pigs, they got stolen away But.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll get even I'll see that heathen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Burn Come judgment day. Now I say give me three pigs.

[Pat Godwin]

Give me three pigs, mister, Give my three pigs back to me. Give me three pigs Give me three pigs, mister Like a piggyback guarantee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, the Electric Amish. Another classic from the Electric Amish. Totally original. Thank you, fellows. Take five. Once again, attend to the horses we can. We're going to talk to our guests in the studio. We have comedians Clay Foley and DJ Dangler. Clay is a. A vegan. You Mentioned that.

[Christy Lee]

We have a story about that, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

About vegan?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Scientists say sunflowers may be the future of so called vegan meat. Have you heard about this? Researchers have developed the new type of food made from refined sunflower flour enhanced with tomato powder, spices and a blend of sunflower, olive and linseed oil. The team found that the textured sunflower protein had high levels of protein minerals and healthy fat fats. They added that the sunflower flour has a neutral taste and an aroma compared to other vegetable proteins and shows promise and becoming another substitute for meat.

[Clay Foley]

It's a wonderful time to be a vegan. I'm telling you, it's a golden age for vegan.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys have this. This may be a question that's stupid, but they all are. Is there like a vegan drive through fast food place like whatabroccoli.

[Pat Godwin]

Stick filet?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Clay Foley]

God, I wish there was. I wish there was. Maybe in some of the big cities. There. There are, but not where I'm located now. So we just, we just got to do a lot of cooking at home. But I was at the grocery store the other day, there are so many like meat alternatives and stuff. It's amazing. But I've been vegan for like 25 years. I remember the day when it wasn't that easy. Like, like 25 years ago. Especially where I grew up in rural Iowa. If you didn't want to eat meat, the only alternative was a beating.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Clay Foley]

So it's awesome. And like milks and stuff. There's so many alternatives. There's cashew milks, coconut milks, and again, 25 years ago, there was one alternative milk. It was called soy milk. Came in one flavor only. Wet soybean. Yeah. And did drinking it cause a grown man to lactate? That's none of your business.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Clay Foley]

That's. That's information between me and a team of specialists at the Harvard Medical center is who. That's between.

[Christy Lee]

I'm fascinated that you're vegan, but you're married to Alison.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dariel, I was just gonna say something. Is that legal now?

[Tom Griswold]

Is your conflict just to back. To back up a little. Your, Your wife won the Alice in Dairyland competition a decade or two ago.

[Clay Foley]

She did.

[Tom Griswold]

Now is, is that I assume is. Are the dairy farmers responsible for that promotion?

[Clay Foley]

I believe so. She's from a little town called Loyal, Wisconsin. Rural Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

And is she a vegan like you?

[Clay Foley]

Part time. Part time. But yeah, we are a mixed marriage, as you. As you mentioned, I'm a vegan and she's from Wisconsin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Clay Foley]

Yeah. Charlie Barron's mentioned cucumbers on pizza earlier. I don't know where his mom lives, but I can't believe that would be in Wisconsin outside of maybe Madison. But I started salivating when I heard cucumbers on pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

I started, I started looking at my phone for a place that has pizza with extra meat on it.

[Clay Foley]

Cucumbers are the pepperoni of the vegan world. Nothing better on a Friday night than kicking back with a movie and a cucumber lovers pizza. I'm telling you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, there is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Vegan is a place.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to go to war with it now. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm learning so much today about me.

[Clay Foley]

You will surely win that battle right there.

[Tom Griswold]

DJ Dangler is our guest. DJ is a big wrestling fan, a wrestling announcer, also a traveling man. Got a bunch of road shows coming up. What's latest? The latest in your traveling life? Any exciting adventures?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no, I was, I was just.

[Tom Griswold]

Going through, I was going through like the upper Midwest where nobody's at, like the Dakotas. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I, it's so you can drive so.

[Tom Griswold]

Fast if nobody lives there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The speed limit limit's 80. Nice. Like, I didn't, like, I, I drive that fast, but I don't even know what I'm like, what do I do when I'm supposed to drive that fast? Like, people, like, how fast are you? I have no idea how fast I was going. I didn't have time to look down.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, yeah, I just hit the gas.

[Tom Griswold]

Until my car rattled and I got scared. Go for it. Go for it. Yeah, like, oh, no. What am I gonna.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, like.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll tell you, Charlie mentioned it a little bit.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wasn't ready.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't ready for the roadkill.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, at that speed.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't, like, you don't see the carnage, though. Does that, like, just like the highway changes color for a second and you feel bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, it takes you, like, you're like a bad detective.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. Yeah. Do you have that thing where if, if you see something up ahead, you go, oh, no, no, no. I, I, I hope it's a tire. Yeah. I hope somebody had, I hope somebody had a retread go bad. Oh, no. Oh, it's a deer.

[Pat Godwin]

And I feel, I feel like, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Midwesterners, as much as they love to say they're nice or what on the road, they are heartless. Like, they are just, they don't care. They'll run over a family of ducks and not like you can fly and Swim.

[Pat Godwin]

Stay off the highway, idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

They're so entitled. And I can't. I'm a sissy. Like, I get sad when I see roadkill. I don't care if that's makes me a weak. Like, I get bummed.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless it's a possum. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's enough.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not I. Then I just get suspicious. Oh, yeah. Is he faking? That little guy's faking. Yeah. He's claiming insurance, that's all. Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

DJ Dangler is. Is our guest. Christy Lee is at the Silac insurance news desk. We haven't heard a lot of news from you today.

[Christy Lee]

No, you haven't. Officials At Vienna, Vienna's St. Stephen's Cathedral say one of the skulls has been returned 60 years after it was stolen. The skull was stolen from the St. Stephen's Cathedral Catacombs that form part of Vienna's medieval burial system beneath the city's most famous.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen pictures of this?

[Christy Lee]

I have. Not.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of skeletons.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen the one in Paris. That one's bad enough. Archivist Franz Zentner told the BBC he made the grim discovery after opening up a package addressed to the cathedral.

[Tom Griswold]

So he opens up the package, opens up the box, there's a skull in it.

[Christy Lee]

A man in northern Germany said he had stolen the skull from the cathedral's catacombs as a young tourist about 60 years before and now wanted to hand it back. In his letter, the man described how he wanted to make peace with himself as he came towards the end of his life. By the way, that skull has been reinterred.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a horrible word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interred really is an unfortunate choice in English. What's the least, like, intimidating way to open up a skull?

[Pat Godwin]

Yorick. I knew thee well. If you open up a box and.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S a skull in it, how do you not take that as a threat?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Should you put on the outside?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Careful. Skull.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I was thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, if you put, like, a clown mask on it, that just makes it scarier.

[Clay Foley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if it's even. Is it legal to ship a skull? I'm sure it's not human remains. I mean, technically. No. There would have to be some.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they've got to be. I mean, they're old. Old remains.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if the guy that stole it ever did give it to some high school that was doing Hamlet. That would be the best use. I mean. Yeah. What else do you do with it? I guess Halloween and Hamlet. Halloween Go Go, go together.

[Pat Godwin]

They both need skulls.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you think this guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Those are the fancy skulls.

[Tom Griswold]

Those aren't for eating. Those are just for looking at.

[Christy Lee]

Fancy skull.

[Tom Griswold]

It comes from China. Yeah, yeah. 60 years ago. The guy steals it. Do you think he was. He's getting to be a certain age. Maybe he's feeling kind of guilty.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, yeah, ghosts.

[Christy Lee]

And he wanted to make peace with himself as he came toward the end of his life. He didn't want to go to hell.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think after 60 years, he's probably like, made friends with the ghost. They've probably been come chums.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Do you think it followed the skull? Followed it?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope so. Have you seen the rest of me? Yeah. Getting kind of. Getting kind of bored here on the shelf.

[Christy Lee]

Can't you put me back?

[Tom Griswold]

Not much to do. What's coming up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a guy who pulls a knife on somebody because he really had to go to the bathroom. That's really got to go to the bathroom. We never got to our booming sound at the lake.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great story.

[Christy Lee]

Kim Kardashian is in the news today.

[Tom Griswold]

That's also very interesting. She flunked a bunch of exams. She's studying to be a lawyer. I don't know why. She's got plenty of money, but we'll find out. People make more porno videos.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my goodness. Let's admit it. That's why she's famous. Come on. What else? What else you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we never did our history, but I don't know if we'll have time for that now.

[Tom Griswold]

We have some important stuff today.

[Christy Lee]

All right, well, we'll come back with history and we'll do this news.

[Tom Griswold]

We have some important birthdays to get to. You hate to miss wishing happy birthday to some of these people. Abraham Lincoln, for example, is in the news once again today. So we'll talk about Abe, and we talked about him earlier because he didn't come out.

[Pat Godwin]

He's all woke.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it. He's got the beard with no mustache, which is again, what we. We were talking about earlier. That. That has something to do with peacefulness. Evil.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Coming off as peaceful.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Very, very odd. Right now it's time to do a little quiz for Christy. All right, Christy Lee 3, you've heard us talking about Silac Insurance and those Silac annuities. What are annuities? Well, it's a way to keep getting paid after you've retired, you get your money stored in the right way and that it'll be sure to keep coming. And annuities are. There are some questions you might have and that's where we're going to lead you right now with Christy. Dear Christie Lee, I want to browse and read about all the Silac insurance companies annuity options. What is their web address?

[Christy Lee]

Silac ins.com that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh. Question two. Yeah, this is amazing. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where do I get the information about that?

[Christy Lee]

Just go to silacins.com click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

That is very good. Our last question, it says, Dear Ms. Lee, you have a beautiful speaking voice. Would you be kind enough to read the Silac insurance company disclaimer?

[Christy Lee]

Happily. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. Silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Chris Tilly Coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show Bank.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey everybody, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Over to my left, the lovely Ms. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Jeff, that's very nice of you.

[Jeff Oskay]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Mr. Pat Godwin. Hello. On the ones and twos we got Ace Cosby. Hello. DJ Dangler and Clay Foley are at the I hate Stephen Singer comedy couch. That beautiful sound is the Electric Amish. And there is our man, Mr. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. The Electric Amish in concert. Coming up, a special event Saturday evening at the famed Delphi Opera House. Information @Delphi Opera House.org Fellas, thank you so much.

[Pat Godwin]

No, thank you, Tom. So Tom, I didn't know. Did you need two tickets or four tickets for the show Saturday?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, can my girls come? They're, they're under 18.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's all ages.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all ages show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go, Tommy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we don't cuss or nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

All right then they won't like it. They're, they're not 9 and 12. They like a nice blue show.

[Pat Godwin]

They're just ornery little.

[Tom Griswold]

Shavers.

[Pat Godwin]

Little shavers.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Well, fellas, we're going to say goodbye and we'll hope to see you guys again soon.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have to say goodbye because we're going to say it first.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? Okay, good. Now goodbye. Okay, bye. Thank you, fellas.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for having me.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, the Electric Irish are available for private parties. That is going to be one nice party. Now we're having a comedy party here in this room. We have comedians Clay Foley and DJ Dangler. We've learned that Clay is married to the former Alice in Dairyland. That's her title.

[Clay Foley]

Alice in Dairyland, 1999. I don't know if we call her former Alice in Dairyland or if you're an Alice in Dairyland.

[Tom Griswold]

The remainder of your life is a Marine.

[Christy Lee]

Always a Marine.

[Clay Foley]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Once in Alice, always.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's always Mr. President. Even if you're no longer in office. Yeah, yeah.

[Clay Foley]

It's royalty in Wisconsin.

[Christy Lee]

So does she still wear her tiara?

[Clay Foley]

Only. Only when I ask her.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was hoping it was more of a bonnet.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you were, you were hoping for your own fantasy. Okay. Of course you have a farm girl fantasy.

[Charlie Barrons]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who doesn't?

[Christy Lee]

I love a farmer.

[Tom Griswold]

As we're talking about farming, when the.

[Pat Godwin]

Amish switched over to electric, did they.

[Tom Griswold]

Do their horses also, like, because I saw them trying to plug some in at a gas station and it seemed unfortunate. They did not seem to enjoy it at all. Wow. Now, interestingly enough, the place that you guys are playing is dog friendly. I understand you got a special event coming up. Super dog friendly. How many dogs do you have, Clay?

[Clay Foley]

I have six dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you live in a farm?

[Clay Foley]

No, don't let that. I was talking to Pat. He's got an apartment. Don't let that stop you from, from.

[Pat Godwin]

Just, just the one's a bit much the way it is in the apartment.

[Clay Foley]

We've. We've got six dogs. We do have some space out in the country, but we only adopt dogs that are in like double digit age. So we're not talking about a lot of high energy dogs. They just need a place to crash for. For a few weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Months. Very good. For a few weeks. Well, some of them old. That's.

[Clay Foley]

We don't like to get too attached. We just, like I said, we're just. We consider oursel a little bit of a rescue.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah. Well, good for you.

[Clay Foley]

Yeah, we're Wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Hospice.

[Tom Griswold]

How many cats do you have?

[Clay Foley]

Wonderful. Oh, don't. I. I don't like to disclose this information in such a public forum. DJ knows he's performed with me before. I talk about how many cats I have. But he's signed an NDA, so I don't need to worry about him.

[Tom Griswold]

I always just think he's bragging.

[Clay Foley]

Let's do this. Let's do this. Anyone in the. That owns a cat in the room, just hold up on your fingers how many cats you have.

[Tom Griswold]

Have, let's see. One, two.

[Clay Foley]

Okay, so collectively we can say that in this room, collectively we all own 36 cats is what we can.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Clay Foley]

Collect again. Collectively, we, you, you own one. DJ owns two. Collectively, we own 36 cats, which is beautiful. It's. I love it, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Your couch must be tore up and.

[Christy Lee]

Your litter box cleaning must take day.

[Clay Foley]

Yeah, yeah, it's, it's a full time job. Don't. But I'm, don't use the word hoarder, okay? I'm, I'm. That's, that's a word only I can use. Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Clay Foley]

I'm glad no one. And it's hoarder, by the way. Don't. Yeah, but, but yeah, it's. It's a wonderful, beautiful life. Do you got more cats, guys?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Does the aroma stick to your clothes?

[Clay Foley]

Well, this is an all new outfit that I brought with me. I didn't bring this from home. You notice I'm wearing a dark colored shirt. Yeah, I couldn't, I couldn't get away with this at home. I'm gonna throw this away. I'll just keep it here at the studio for my next time.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to check in with a little our quick history lesson. If you don't mind. Before you guys go, I'd like to educate you to a degree a little bit of today in history. 1860, Abraham Lincoln elected President of the USA. Of course, the swimsuit competition is what's sealed it for him. I think it's got some good legs. Yeah, yeah. He loved theater. Loved it to death. Let's see. 1928, Colonel Jacob Schick patented what Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lee the razor would be my guess.

[Tom Griswold]

The electric razor. Very good, very good. Famously died in a duel with Lord Gillette.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Swords, of course. Football fans. 1995 art model announced the Cleveland Browns moving to Baltimore. And then of course, fortunately Cleveland was able to maintain the Browns name and now has a Brown. The Cleveland Browns team, of course. And recently, funny enough, Baltimore did that thing where they were the throwback uniforms. They once again dressed as the Cleveland Browns, the bane of the existence of every guitar store. Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple, released on this date in 1972. Great riff.

[Clay Foley]

You know that one, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S. That is a great song, though. The true story about a. A recording studio catching on fire. Let's see. Oh, happy birthday. 1854 or the March King. Anybody?

[Christy Lee]

The March King.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sousa.

[Tom Griswold]

John Philip Sousa.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I was thinking the month.

[Tom Griswold]

I was too. I was thinking his biggest hit, a Boy Named Sousa. It's a classic.

[Jeff Oskay]

I must have missed that one. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The granny panties hit the stage when they play that one. Happy birthday. Sally Field, the fine actress.

[Pat Godwin]

We like her.

[Tom Griswold]

We do like her. And before late Glenn Fry, born in the state in 1948, founder of the Eagles, co writer of the great song Take it Easy. Heartache tonight.

[Jeff Oskay]

Love.

[Tom Griswold]

I always love those guys. They're going back to Vegas, I've heard. Oh, wow. Eagles are going to return.

[Christy Lee]

They're there this weekend to the Sphere.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was quick. Oh, yeah, I saw them there earlier in the year. It was absolutely great. Well, thanks, everybody. Thank you, dj. Thank you, Clay. Thank you, Amish. Thank you, Charlie Barrons. Charlie Barrons has that new special out there there, that's right on tv. And you can watch the Amish and these guys on YouTube and see what we're doing in these studios. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail].

[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

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