The BOB & TOM Show - October 1, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – October 1, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Date: October 1, 2025
Host: The BOB & TOM Show Crew (Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Cheryl Ashley, Ace Cosby, Jess Hooker, guest Sarah Lashley, and others)

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Episode Overview

Theme:
This lively episode ushers in October with the trademark BOB & TOM combination of irreverent comedy, conversational riffing, and current-events banter. The show leans into fall traditions such as pumpkin spice mania, Fat Bear Week, and Halloween costumes (for pets and people) while blending in classic “old guy” rants, news roundups, sports recaps, letters from listeners, pop culture debates, and recurring bits. Notably, comedian Jim Gaffigan calls in to discuss his bourbon line and family, and the team weighs in on subjects ranging from soup rankings and “right on” as 70s slang, to the viral story of a pumpkin spice Yankee Candle removed from a patient’s rectum.

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Main Segments & Highlights

1. Kicking Off October: Pumpkin Spice, Halloween, and Fall Routines

00:51–12:32

• The "Haunted Meeting" Sketch: Tom opens with a parody of tedious office meetings, turning them into a Halloween nightmare, poking fun at corporate lingo (00:51).
• Pumpkin Spice and Halloween Merch:
  • Rants about Halloween decorations and costumes being put out too early. Tom notes he already bought a dog costume from Target and recounts struggles with one dog freaking out about another’s outfit (06:14).
  • Cheryl shares a viral video of a golden retriever loving her angel wings costumed and looking in the mirror (06:41).
• Pumpkin Spice Mania—Pat Godwin Song:
  • Pat debuts a humorous song about pumpkin spice overload, including memorable zingers like:

    "Go easy on the pumpkin spice… pumpkin spice, pumpkin spice...but don't put it in your douche / ‘Cause no one wants to smooch a cooch that smells like pumpkin spice.”
    —Pat Godwin (09:07)

  • Laughter from the whole room, followed by jokes about pumpkin spice pet treats (10:01).
• Letter About 70s Slang & Listener Interaction:
  • Tom teases an upcoming quiz on 70s slang, with Cheryl and Sarah (guest) jesting about age and measurements (13:01).

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2. Banter on Pet Costumes & Food

12:33–18:47

• Sarah’s Age & 70s Slang Quiz: Tom quizzes Sarah on terms like “10-4,” “book,” “hardball,” “far out,” and “groovy” (21:23–24:24).
• Letters From Listeners: Riffing on teenagers wearing Nirvana shirts without knowing the band, and chat about band tee licensing (20:00).
  • Notable line:

    “If you start seeing kids in Allan Sherman shirts, THAT is worth bringing up.”
    —Cheryl, reading listener Wes’ letter (20:35)

• Omaha Steaks Divergence: The crew detours to steaks, “meat grease,” and favorite cuts (15:06). Humorous tensiveness about an Omaha Steaks promo segues into wordplay on meat and veining (15:53–16:09).
• Mini Debates:
  • Filet mignon pluralization (English vs. French), “attorneys general,” and “courts martial” (17:49–18:30).

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3. Mailbag: Fishing Lures, Chocolate, and Listener Stories

18:48–28:08

• Fishing Accident Correspondence: A listener recounts a woolly bugger fly getting stuck in his nephew’s ear and the “ER lure box” (26:01–26:56).
• Chocolate Sneezing: Dawn writes in to say she sneezes when she eats chocolate. The team riffs on allergies, and Tom recalls a neighbor who had “excessive flatulence when he drank chocolate milk” (27:29–27:59).
• Tom’s Overstock Habits: Letter jokes about opening a “$Griswold” surplus store (28:21–28:55).

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4. Classic Comedy: 70s Slang Revisited

28:09–34:48

• Deeper 70s References: They parse more slang: “right on,” “out of sight,” “jive turkey,” “crash pad,” “my bad,” and “nice threads” (21:38–25:35).
• Listener Letters:
  • Many write in about T-shirts and old terms.
  • Baffled admiration for 70s phrases still in use, some only ironically.

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5. Sports and Fat Bear Week

46:14–55:41

• MLB & WNBA Recap: Chick delivers updates: Tigers vs. Cleveland, “blah blah” Yankees-Red Sox rivalry, Dodgers, etc. (46:14–47:02).
• Las Vegas Heat & Arena Walking:
  • Group swaps “dry heat” Vegas travel hell stories, riffing on the city’s deceptive distances between landmarks (47:34–48:38).
• Fat Bear Week:
  • The team celebrates the champion “32 Chunk,” described as “a male bear, very large…weighs 1200 lbs,” with irreverent jokes about “chunk the hunk,” bear injuries, and whether humans ever weigh more than 1000 lbs (50:50–53:34).

    “There should be a magazine called No Win. Just stuff like that picking on people who don’t really deserve it.”
    —Tom (12:19)

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6. Foodie Fights: Soup Rankings & Chili Debate

61:03–66:13

• Soup Season: Tom and Jess Hooker lead a passionate argument over US’ top 5 soups: chicken noodle, broccoli cheddar, cream of mushroom, tomato, clam chowder (63:07).
  • Contention erupts over beans and noodles in chili, acceptable soups, and the merits of fruit (especially strawberries) in sweets.
  • Fun quote:

    “I don’t even want a fruit delivering my banana split!”
    —Cheryl (55:30)

• Food Trivia: Cream of mushroom’s prevalence as a cooking ingredient (63:56–64:47).

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7. News Oddities: Guinness, Expensive Coffee & BioBaiting

67:11–124:15

• World’s Most Expensive Coffee:
  • Cafe in Dubai serves a $680 cup brewed with rare Panamanian geisha beans (68:43–69:57).
  • Show recalls “cat poop coffee...”

    “Oh, geisha bean. Something pink surrounded by silk.”
    —Tom (69:09)

• ER Object Story:
  • A Chicago ER doc reveals having removed a full-size pumpkin spice Yankee Candle jar from a patient’s rectum.

    “Nothing says fall like pumpkin spice and anal leakage.”
    —Tom (119:25)

• Dating Bios & “Bio-baiting”:
  • New “term” for over-promising in dating app bios. Crew is skeptical—isn’t this just lying? Discusses fishing photos, favorite cliches, and pitches for more honest dating platforms (121:52–125:38).

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8. Listener “Sexy Time” Letters with Allie Breen

141:13–154:57

• Relationship Dilemmas:
  • Snoopers finding incriminating texts, on-and-off romances, goofy “Dorito” hypotheticals, and a recurring issue—bits of toilet paper discovered during intimacy.

    “It’s biodegradable. It’s fine in your mouth. Chill out.”
    —Sarah Lashley (150:11)

• Funny Sidebar:
  • “Guys, don’t you just pick it off and get back to what you’re doing?” —Josh Arnold (150:05)
• Vacation Power Struggles: Letters detail couples’ trips ruined by “alpha couple” drama and who gets the biggest room.

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9. Interview: Jim Gaffigan Talks Bourbon and Parenting

126:14–137:25

• Father Time Bourbon:
  • Jim plugs his new “Father Time” bourbon, inspired by his grandfather and the culture of collecting bourbon.

    “There’s a certain type of guy—over 30, out of shape, with a beard—if you don’t drink bourbon, you’re kind of a fraud.”
    —Jim Gaffigan (130:02)

• On Parenting: From first-timer on BOB & TOM to having a 21-year-old, Gaffigan muses on raising five kids, his son’s dabbling in standup, and the madness of the acting life (“My only goal now is to leave them with nothing”).
• Tour Dates Plug: Gaffigan is back in Indiana and Kentucky, working all-new material.

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10. Rapid-Fire Callbacks, News, and Wrap Up

156:30–End

• Horse Story:
  • Lubbock, TX, “Officer Trotter” cracks up the cast, having chased a suspect on horseback using the line about a “narcotic sniffing horse,” and the suspect bolts (160:35–162:13).
• Halloween Candy Poll:
  • Everyone shares their favorite Halloween candy—Reese’s Cups is the runaway winner (157:37).
• Classic Banter:
  • Tom demonstrates his ventriloquist “skill,” the crew reviews more 70s slang, and they poke each other about family and food (100:33–101:14).
• Listeners tie it together:
  • Letters continue to drive new tangents. Bits about Bird Dog (a seemingly real listener with a maybe checkered past) are peppered throughout.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

Pumpkin Spice Song – Pat Godwin (07:57–09:27):

“Put it in your Madame, you’ll so make your dookie smell nice, but don’t put it in your douche, cause no one wants to smooch a cooch that smells like pumpkin spice.”

Fat Bear Week (50:55–53:58):

“Chunk the Hunk. That’s a great nickname.”
“In the bear world, how would you do, Tom?”
“I would be a grizzly, obviously. Comes with the name.”
—Cheryl, Tom (53:56–54:08)

Jim Gaffigan on Bourbon Guys (130:02):

“There’s a certain type of guy—over 30, out of shape, with a beard—if you don’t drink bourbon, you’re kind of a fraud.”

Yankee Candle Story (116:44–120:46):

“A full-size Yankee candle still in its jar... The particular candle in this case was pumpkin spice scented.”
“How do you light it?”
“How do you fit it? I mean, this size feels so…unsafe.”
“Nothing says fall like pumpkin spice and anal leakage.”
—Sarah, Josh, Tom

Dating Apps & Bio-baiting (121:52–124:51):

“The bio–Bio Baiting—sounds like you’re cranking one off watching Margot Robbie in ‘I, Tonya.’”
—Tom

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Pumpkin spice song: 07:57–09:27
• First 70s slang quiz: 21:23–25:35
• Fat Bear Week winner: 50:52–53:58
• Cream of Mushroom soup debate: 63:53–64:49
• World’s most expensive coffee: 68:43–69:57
• Yankee Candle (pumpkin spice, butt edition): 116:44–120:46
• Sexy Time with Allie Breen: 141:13–154:57
• Jim Gaffigan interview: 126:14–137:25

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Structure & Tone

• Language & Tone:
  Consistently playful, self-deprecating, and sarcastic. Active, fast-paced dialogue with plenty of asides, running gags, and half-sincere trivia.
• Attribution:
  Quotes and anecdotes are clearly presented with speaker names and contextual timestamps.
• Flow:
  The episode flows organically with callbacks, real-time listener interaction, and fresh digressions creating recurring themes (pumpkin spice, generational slang, food debates).

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Conclusion

This October 1st episode is classic BOB & TOM: a sharp, unfiltered, ensemble blend of nostalgia, culture war skirmishes, grown-up adolescent humor, and just enough current events and sports to keep the water cooler humming. The highlight: side-splitting riffs on pumpkin spice’s autumnal chokehold, a memorable song, pure food snobbery, and a parade of letters and calls that remind listeners—they’re essential members of this perennially offbeat radio family.

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For full laughs, be sure to check out:

• Pat’s “Pumpkin Spice” song at 07:57
• Fat Bear Week dramatics at 50:52
• Yankee Candle up-the-butt saga at 116:44
• Jim Gaffigan on bourbon and parenthood at 126:14
• The “Sexy Time” advice free-for-all at 141:13

Right on, my man.

Transcript

[Sarah Lashley]

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[Cheryl Ashley]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no stopping it. Okay, gang, we're all on for four o' clock on Tuesday. There's no hiding from it. I'll have Sarah send out an email. There's no way out. Okay. Hey, can I get anybody anything to drink? Some coffee, a diet Snapple, or how about some bottled water? It's the Haunted Meeting. Alright people. Hey, I know you're all busy, so thanks for taking the time. Hey, we need to be proactive and think outside the box 247 to achieve synergy touch base. Talk the talk. Okay, Cell phones off everybo. The Haunted Meeting. And if all that envelope's stretchin' no I in team. Bottom line babble ain't enough to petrify ya. Get ready for the most frightening and terrifying meeting moment yet. Okay gang, let's bring in Jace and fire up that PowerPoint. The haunted meeting. Okay, now let's take a look. See here at some pie chart slides. Now let's translate at the bar graphs. The Haunted Meeting. But that's not all. Here's something you didn't expect. And you may not survive at all. People, people, while we're brainstorming here, what do you say we conference in the LA office? A meeting and a conference call.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like two meetings in one.

[Tom Griswold]

The Haunted well. Anyone? Come on people, let's hear it. Remember what I always say in a brainstorm. There's no such thing as a bad idea. Bullcrap. A bad idea is a bad idea and you'll forever be remembered and humiliated for it. It's the Haunted meeting. And if we all get on the same page here, people, we won't just make this a win win. But we can have ourselves a the Haunted meeting. Okay, while we're all looking over the agenda, what do you say we have Betty bring in the deli tray?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yes. It's October 1st. Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. We're done with September 2025. Tom, how do you feel?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I love October. Yes.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You know my favorite time of year? It's dark, about 5:15. Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's especially better if you have kids and you want to go to bed early. In the middle of the summer. 10:30, it's light outside.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Look how dark it is. Kids hit the rack. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Geez, let's get rid of that Daylight savings time.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Right now, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk is Cheryl Asli. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Where there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Hello. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

When you do that, it reminds me of the worst DJ that I ever worked with.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What kind of morning it's been already. See, I don't feel bad about reading this letter now.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, it's.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No, no, keep going.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, you. It's correct for you to say there's Pat Godwin. That's fine. But this, this woman, she would. Every time, she would go, this all would. And she'd go, there's the Beatles.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's. There's the Beatles.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the Beetle every time. But that is. I. Maybe that isn't the worst. I'll have to give that some thought. I mean, I'm sure you've. You've worked with some.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No, that one guy worked here, said the Beatles, they're from Liverpool, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, these days that could be a really, just informative fact.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an amazing fact that has nothing to do with anything coming up today.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, we need an intro for Tom's Amazing Facts. Why are we, why don't we have that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a news story that I went down the wormhole on and ended up discovering something that has nothing to do with the story itself and is more or less my approach will be highly juvenile. Oh, all right, so we can, we can get to that. But Pat, I thought maybe we could get an early song out of you for those that join us for this first segment. Oh, boy. Because since it's is. Is October, this is in my mind when the whole pumpkin spice season. Oh, I know. You should. Should begin now. Don't they start it now in August? Because they start. Everything starts way too early. But now it's okay to have Halloween stuff out. And, and in my opinion.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, but it's been out since August.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it. Stuff's out too early. And. And of course, we all live near some defunct business that's now a Halloween store, of course, getting ready to be a fireworks store.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Is that a bunch of college kids who started that? The Spirit Halloween store. Isn't that. I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Smart move.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've already bought one costume.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, for one of my dogs.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What are they.

[Tom Griswold]

We were doing.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What are they going at?

[Tom Griswold]

We were on a Target run. And, you know, the. The Target has that whole Halloween.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Well, I got the dogs all squared away for Halloween.

[Tom Griswold]

Next thing you know, there's a. There's a dog costume. I'm not sure what it's supposed to be, but it's a coat and a hat. And when you put it on the smaller dog, the big dog loses his mind and starts trying to chew it off.

[Cheryl Ashley]

So anyway, have you seen the video of the golden retriever who brings her battery powered wings into.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Cheryl Ashley]

To the owner. And she puts the wings. The dog puts the wings on the fort, touches them with her paw and goes.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to see this.

[Cheryl Ashley]

So the golden. The guy puts the wings on her back and she marches around the room, goes into the mirror, looks at herself in the mirror, goes and get her purse, looks at herself with the purse in the wings. It's the cutest damn thing you've ever seen.

[Sarah Lashley]

It's so cute.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You've got to watch my dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

My dogs look in the mirror and think it's another dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen this video? The new. Let me tell you about this dream I had.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Josh is a cat person.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that has nothing to do with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody said, hey, have you seen the cat video where he makes love to Tom Hanks? I go, I don't give a crap.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You know, first of all, I'd like to see that. Secondly, I know how I sound being negative about everything. I need to back off a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Thank you, John.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Pat, how about a song about what is the proper drink to have during.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me check this temperature of the room.

[Tom Griswold]

This fall season, it's not going to.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Matter the way you do it. Give it a. Give it a shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

July's got the sunshine oh. April has the showers January's got the snow and May brings all the flowers November's got the turkey December's got Christ Sweet baby Jesus October's got the pumpkin spice Sing along. Maybe pumpkin spice, pumpkin spice. Oh, a little in my latte would sure be nice but keep it out of my shampoo. Can I give you some advice? Go easy on the pumpkin spice.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Wella, wella, wella.

[Pat Godwin]

You know I like it in a candle I don't mind it in my tea oh, I love it, it and hooch Even though it's bad for me Going out of my gourd Headed to rehab at BET for cuz I'm drinking a whiskey with the pumpkin spice. I'm addicted to this stuff. Here we go, people. Are you ready, Pumpkin sp.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that pause?

[Pat Godwin]

I was waiting for you guys to respond.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I was right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going. I was right there.

[Cheryl Ashley]

If he's not asking us to sing and we got no idea what the lyrics are. Master Too quick.

[Pat Godwin]

All it is is pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice, pumpkin spice. Put it in your Madam, you so make your dookie smell nice but don't put it in your douche oh, cuz no one wants to smooch a cooch that smells like pumpkin spice.

[Josh Arnold]

Speak for yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry your look is warranted. Everybody now Pumpkin spice. Hey, pumpkin spice Leave it out of my deodorant and my pizza slice for your freak sue on a plumpkin Try it with a splash of pumpkin spider.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Do not look up pumpkin under no.

[Pat Godwin]

Circumstances or the caves they got spelunking here comes James Brown they put the funk in Cardi B's got the junk in the drunken about toast got the pumpkin spine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much, Pat. I've just looked this up. Do you know there are pumpkin spice.

[Josh Arnold]

Dog treats.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh and cat treats. By the way, it says a special fall release.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they even care?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, I don't know. All I know is my dogs, I've got these new dried liver chunks.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet they love those.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. They know when we come back in from a walk, they're going to get them. Which has had the negative effect of one of my dogs. I get to my driveway, which is like 20 yards long. Get to my end of my driveway. He wants to go back in because he knows the liver's coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

This counts as a walk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought about peeing or pooping. Well, in any event, thank you, Pat. Let me ask you this. Yeah, I'm going to ask our guest, Shara, lastly, comedian, actress, who's sitting in for Christy Lee. Do you know what he referenced when he said Betty Ford?

[Sarah Lashley]

What was the entire line there?

[Pat Godwin]

Betty Ford out of my gourd, headed to rehab at Betty Ford.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, yeah. I knew it was some kind of, like, medical establishment.

[Tom Griswold]

Betty Ford was, I think, the first famous rehab. Maybe the one in Minneapolis was more famous. Hazelton Hazleton that was for doctors that were having issues in the beginning. But yeah, Betty Ford was sort of the go to a lot of sort of 70s and 80s era jokes involved Betty Ford and the Betty Ford Clinic.

[Sarah Lashley]

It's still around, right, Betty.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that my question was going to be is it still called the Betty Ford? Yeah, because Betty Ford, of course, was the first lady.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Do you think they have to rotate first. Whoever's the first lady is that. Well, I think they name it after.

[Tom Griswold]

Betty Ford was a woman who admitted she had an alcohol issue.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And it was the evidence.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think Roslyn Carter.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And then it was, you know, Nancy Reagan. And then it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a joke I can't do. Yeah. Do all first ladies need to drink too much? I guess is the question.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Wouldn't you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was getting the. Oh, who. I'm. Who could stand it.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't wear the same outfit twice without having some bitchy comment. And well, the first lady was wearing the same shirt she wore three years ago. What a.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

What. Stop it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there is no Win.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there. Yeah, that's. That's the thing. There should be a magazine called no Win. Just stuff like that picking on people that don't really deserve it. Now when we come back.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, we're coming back. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's big news. We. We have a.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Considering how this first break's gone. That's not my only concern.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't enjoy that song.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I enjoyed the song. I enjoyed the way Pat performed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Coming up we have a quiz because this reminds me, I. I stumbled on a thing yesterday of 70s slang terms.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, no. Sweet baby Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

They're just second. Calm down. And I.

[Cheryl Ashley]

If it's not me doing it, it's going to be him. He's going to be upset, but he'll.

[Tom Griswold]

Know there a lot of them. We still. I just want to see how many Shara knows. What year were you born, may I ask?

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Ballpark.

[Cheryl Ashley]

She. I don't think she.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I think.

[Sarah Lashley]

I am a lady.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'd like to follow up that question with how much do you weigh?

[Sarah Lashley]

I have my measurements and all of.

[Cheryl Ashley]

My information here for the big too. You don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You're sitting in the section. Good Lord with God when where your birthday isn't even known by the Social Security.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a couple of them in.

[Tom Griswold]

There, but you're significantly younger than we are. I just want to try some of these 70s terms and see if you know them. Oh, by the way, real Quick. And I will end this soon. I decided it'd be really cool to get a Frank Zappa. Fi. Zappa. Crap. A poster.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess that is the end game.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the only way.

[Tom Griswold]

I found one. I found one this morning, and it was 52 bucks.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, that's the joke. Isn't worth it. I'll make my own. I'll draw one.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes. That's the sign of something that's wildly popular, isn't it, that it's so rare it cost $52.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's right. Incredibly rare.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to prove you guys that it exists.

[Pat Godwin]

We've seen it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I know it does exist.

[Tom Griswold]

One of our loyal listeners has one they'd be proud to send to me. I'll send it back.

[Josh Arnold]

I would recommend. Rather than spending $52 on a poster to tell your. To prove to your friends that it does indeed exist, why not gift them with some wonderful Omaha steaks? What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

A great idea.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Sing along.

[Tom Griswold]

I just sent our buddy Dustin a set of Omaha Steaks on Monday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice. Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Who? Dustin is a friend of ours who is helping me out with some stuff.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I got no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

And what a great. I didn't know what to get the guy as a nice. Thank you. Wait a minute.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What do we know about this Dustin Omaha Steaks? What does his parents do?

[Pat Godwin]

Same thing. They're in the business.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're our business. Yeah, they're all.

[Tom Griswold]

They're all careful.

[Josh Arnold]

Grease monkeys. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. He'll appreciate that. In this case, more of a grease gorilla. He's a big fella.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you can get some meat grease on you if you want.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There you.

[Tom Griswold]

Another great, great tributary. Another great tributary in the Omaha Steaks river of presentation.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You like meat grease.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna love Omaha Steaks because we were talking to the head of Omaha Steaks, and remember the. He's his number one steak now. Is the ribeye just enough fat to be absolutely delicious?

[Josh Arnold]

Talk about flavor. Veining is what they call that. You want good veining?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what they call it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Big throbbing veins.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like it's more of a heroin thing. Well, you got good veins.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You want to pick that piece of meat up?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Take two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, right now it's fall back, the tape. The perfect grilling season. You know, Jake, you're right. I'm glad we're getting this all out now.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So we can come back and.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Have an unbelievable trivia thing here. Fillets mignon is correct in English.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're quoting in. In French, it's fillets mignons, both plurals.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

That is the most obscure, useless thing you're going to hear all day today.

[Josh Arnold]

We've kind of been doing it as a joke, but we were right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We're smarter than we think we is.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, I mean, I questioned it, but then I was like, they've got to be right. I'm just gonna start saying that, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Know, a lot of our listeners do that, and it's a mistake.

[Sarah Lashley]

Okay, noted.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a whole you're right about attorneys general, which I can't stand. I like attorney generals. And it's courts martial. Not court martials. Who knew?

[Cheryl Ashley]

It's courts Marshal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow. This is. This is fascinating stuff. It just makes me want to have a filet mignon from Omaha Steaks. Delicious and delightful. Now, coming up, we have. We actually have pumpkin spice in the news in perhaps the most unusual way we've ever had it. You'll be absolutely stunned.

[Cheryl Ashley]

From behind.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be odd.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be close, actually. Really? Wait till you.

[Cheryl Ashley]

My psychic comedy continues.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait till you hear the psychic comedy of Mr. Chick McGee from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Cheryl Ashley]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the SILAC Insurance news desk. It's Shara Lastly.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Cheryl Ashley]

My man.

[Pat Godwin]

Where'd that come from?

[Cheryl Ashley]

I don't know. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. I have a glorious letter here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I've got one, too. Mine involves fishing. You go first.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Now, remember, these letters are all meant in good fun, all right?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you know that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Dear Tom, if you talk again about how children wear Nirvana T shirts without. Without knowing who the hell Kurt Cobain is, I'm going to drive my car into the biggest tree I drive by on my commute. Trust me, I know the tree I drive by all the time. I have been looking for an excuse to hit it for years.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I have several letters about T shirts that kids are wearing that they don't know. I won't read them.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I appreciate that Walmart sells kids clothes marked with Nirvana. The Stones, Ramones, Kiss, Aerosmith, Iron Maiden. Massive discounts, Wes says, because they're most commercial brands on the planet. Biggest licensing deals, period. If you start seeing kids in Alan Sherman shirts, that is worth bringing up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this man's a genius. He's my new favorite listener.

[Cheryl Ashley]

He's something else. Go ahead and keep talking about it, by all means, but just know you'll have my blood on your hand.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great thing.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Thank you, Wes, very much. I love that good letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we. Our guest in the studio is Shara Lastly. And you're a woman of a certain age, I'll put it that way.

[Sarah Lashley]

That doesn't sound very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, since you're not going to cough up your birthday.

[Sarah Lashley]

Okay. I was born in the 80s. I was born in the early 80s.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good.

[Sarah Lashley]

I don't really care if people.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I just. I just want to see if, you know. The point is, this is 70s era slang. And I want to see if you're. If you're in tune with all this, because I saw this list yesterday that I know every one of you. These. If someone says 10, 4, what do they mean?

[Sarah Lashley]

10 for good, buddy. Like, I got you. I heard you mean it. Understood.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Very good. How about a book?

[Sarah Lashley]

I'm gonna book you for a show.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the more traditional version of it is. Book is also used as I got a. I got a book.

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh, okay, sure.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm gonna book. I. I'm gonna book it. Stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that still a thing? Do you still. I got a book.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I think the only slang that's hung on from our era is cool. That's about the only one cool's been.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's been around for a while.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And actually right on's come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that like a new level of irony.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Maybe?

[Tom Griswold]

When I say right on.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No, Josh says right on. Sincerely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Josh can pull it off.

[Cheryl Ashley]

He's got me believing it.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't have the pretentious aura that I somehow exude.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right on.

[Tom Griswold]

See, if I wouldn't. If I said If I said right on, wouldn't you go. You're posing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well. You would have a tendency. I would think you would go, right. Oh, something. Yeah. You give it a little Griswoldian stank, right?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, stank. Griswold stank.

[Tom Griswold]

The use of the term hardball.

[Sarah Lashley]

Like, we're playing hardball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

That's the only way I know. I would know it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's a hardball. In the 70s, meant to be like the business. Hey, listen, our competition is getting tough. We're going to start playing hardball.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's. Yeah. So you had it.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the ones that are the almost embarrassing. Far out.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

You really don't hear that.

[Sarah Lashley]

That's wild.

[Tom Griswold]

And that became associated with John Denver. Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Do you remember the John when he, like, screamed far out. He was trying to be hip at some concert, I think was. Yeah. And it was like. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear this one a lot, though. Still. Bummer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's going nowhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Out of sight. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't often hear that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I. I'm reminded how much I like out of sight. Yeah, it's out of sight, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Groovy.

[Pat Godwin]

That lasts month or two.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was that horrible song, Feeling Groovy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a nice one.

[Tom Griswold]

What about.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I think it's so groovy now, people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love them. Yeah. The beginning of that song is great. Then it turns into a terrible song.

[Josh Arnold]

Reach out in the darkness. Bruce Campbell can get away with seeing. Groovy?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I, I, an ultra hip filmmaker that I like just used the word groovy and he can get away with it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Pta.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Paul Thomas Anderson.

[Pat Godwin]

Qt.

[Cheryl Ashley]

PTA or qt? You pick.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. How about Jive Turkey?

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. It's one of my all time favorites. Of course not, but it's hilarious.

[Sarah Lashley]

It is pretty funny.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so funny. And a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there. What? There's a song called Jive Turkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Ohio Players.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Well then, yeah, they can get away with it. I. How about a guy is a real hunk. That's. That's still a thing.

[Sarah Lashley]

Probably. Yeah, that's definitely still. I mean, hunky.

[Tom Griswold]

If someone says, nice threads, does that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Come from hunky dory? You think.

[Josh Arnold]

Of meat?

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

A crash pad.

[Josh Arnold]

Crash pad.

[Sarah Lashley]

Never heard that where you're staying. You're in the city for a couple of nights or you just don't have a place to stay.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you'll say, I'm going to crash at his pad. That's. That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Again, pad is sort of, to me, 50s, as is Threads. Hey, nice threads today, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's far out. Space cadet that's kind of stuck around.

[Sarah Lashley]

That is what my dad used to call me as a kid. Thanks, dad.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know this was considered to be my bad. The phrase my bad.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Sarah Lashley]

That's 70s. I feel like that started in like the late 90s, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought that was. I thought that was a lot more. More current. But let's move on to contemporary culture and our email. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to read this a couple times before I understood what it meant. This is from Dan.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

He was fishing in Montana, which sounds amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure does.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, one of my teenage nephews caught a woolly bugger fly in his ear. And at first I meant that that was some critter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like an insect?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a. It's a fishing lure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So we went to the ER to have it removed. So he's got a fish hook in his ear.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, yeah, I was gonna say with the hook and everything. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

We went up to the hospital. On the wall in the ER there is a box full of lures and flies that have been taken out of the. Ears, heads, etc. Of fishermen.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Ears, heads, etc.

[Pat Godwin]

Elbows in my case, et cetera.

[Tom Griswold]

Hundreds of lures and flies My nephew added to the collection.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. So when my. When it happened to my brother in his back. He had a crankbait stuck in his back. He took it. He brought it back home with him. And it's sitting on his. It's sitting in the lake house in, like, a little clear pill container.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they get it out? Do they have to. They have to expand hook. They have to expand the wound or they cut the hook. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Typically they'll slide it out.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll try to cut one end of the hook.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I did it about three years.

[Josh Arnold]

Ago, but if you can't do that, they'll.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Didn't Osu just get a hook in his hand?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was. He had a deep in his treble hook.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The meat of his hand.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a very short letter. Very short letter. Dear Bomb in town, I sneeze when I eat chocolate. Signed Dawn.

[Cheryl Ashley]

All right, fair enough.

[Sarah Lashley]

You might be a little.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I sneeze. When I go outside and the sun's shining, I sneeze.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my neighbor, Mr. Osher, used to have.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Billy Osher's dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Used to have excessive flatulence when he drank chocolate milk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right. Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Immediately or.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there was a lag time. Great guy, by the way. Terrific guy.

[Cheryl Ashley]

But gassy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'd have sleepovers. We'd get to stay up and watch the late. The Tonight Show.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I thought you're gonna say watch him fart.

[Sarah Lashley]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Something to sit in his chair there.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific guy. Do you have any more letters over there?

[Cheryl Ashley]

You explore Billy's body?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. We were buddies.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I bet you were a little bit under the butt. Buddies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Were you ever.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Dear Bob, a top show double Bs. I was listening to your show yesterday. I heard Tom over ordering things. Oh, it got me thinking. Jess Hooker, who orders stuff here for the show, just take that stuff and open up her own store. Come on down to $griswold, where you two can own Tom Griswold's overstock shoelaces. We got him. Inconveniently shallow plastic spoons. We got them.

[Tom Griswold]

We have hundreds of those.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Condoms. You're out of luck. Tom's never bought anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good.

[Cheryl Ashley]

This is Brandon. He's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how I got a hundred sets of black shoelaces. Should I just bring them in here and give them to the staff? Branded from Baker Hassle was sending them back.

[Cheryl Ashley]

People always need shoelace.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What a generous gift.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Shoelace of work next to.

[Tom Griswold]

I went. I Went online and I. Chick gave me the name of the shoelace place. I went online and I thought I was buying a pair of. A pair of red ones and a pair of kind of shiny.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Turns out you got a hundred black ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want black shoelaces. That was the whole point anyway.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you have a fastener maker too? I forget the name of the.

[Tom Griswold]

The aglet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta get that going.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I gotta get that going.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have. I have a jacket that has an. It's got a tie thing at waist. You know how that is on the inside of the jacket? You. You can. What's that called? You cinch it in whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, one of the ski jackets.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, ski jackets. A really nice jacket. It's a bogner, of course. You know, so it's the top of the line.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Is it bogner instead of bogner?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Bogner.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I. But the aglets off the thing, it's frayed. So I got this kit where you put this thing on.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Wait a minute, hold it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You were walking around in a bogner with a frayed aglets. Oh, I have three.

[Tom Griswold]

None of my aglets sours before five. You philistine.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You don't come here very often.

[Josh Arnold]

How long have you been unhoused?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Good Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

I said, I guess the preferred stocks are gone.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, our down Simon, have him killed.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Our downstairs is also an expert aglet. Our downstairs butler is also an excellent aglet maker. Perhaps I could lend him to you.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I heard he once went upstairs.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, he was confused.

[Tom Griswold]

He was sneaking around.

[Josh Arnold]

I promise, summarily executed.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Put him where?

[Pat Godwin]

Tried to get on the gondola.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Coming up, we have a weird, really odd arrival of pumpkin spice in the news. We have some sporting news, I'm sure.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, we do. Major League Baseball playoffs and wnba. The finals are set. All coming next.

[Tom Griswold]

And a cool horse story. If you're. If you're an equestrian or just a fan of horses, love them. And we do have the results of Fat Bear week. We have our winner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

In case you voted, I think the favorite one.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Am I correct on this? We need to name the bear.

[Tom Griswold]

They do.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No. Did they or did they.

[Tom Griswold]

They all have. It's like.

[Cheryl Ashley]

With numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

Like number 32. Yeah, but yeah, this one has a. Actually has, I think three nicknames.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're all good. And then there's a sailing story in the news, kind of for Those of you that like to sail or, or just in boating in general.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an unusual watercraft.

[Cheryl Ashley]

We'll have the ski room.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like boating? What, what don't you like about being in a boat?

[Cheryl Ashley]

The water part.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, well, there's me on a boat.

[Cheryl Ashley]

On land, that'd be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a dry marina right up the street here where they store boats. You can go there and just do that. Just sit in the boat and look around the warehouse. Right now let's check in with your ears.

[Cheryl Ashley]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we also have coffee news and of course a new feature Yesterday in history seems we seems some idiot forgot to do it. I know there are those that their whole day really hinges on finding out what's important about the last day of September when we come back to the Riley O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Josh Arnold]

Everyone knows the legend of D.B. cooper.

[Tom Griswold]

But what if I told you there's.

[Josh Arnold]

An even better story out there? One with multiple aircraft hijackings, prison escapes.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And so many twists and turns.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm talking about the hit podcast American.

[Josh Arnold]

Skyjacker, which is now an action packed.

[Tom Griswold]

Documentary coming to theaters and streaming this fall. Find out more at www.americanskyjacker.com and listen to our bonus episode of the podcast coming soon, American Skyjacker. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Okay.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the news desk, it's Shara. Lastly, hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey Chick, you Should have done her lastly. And then do, do, do, do. Josh.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Firstly, there's Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I get nothing.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Fun with adverbs. Hi, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yesterday I screwed up again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty much all day. But the part here I forgot to do our most famous feature today in history, so.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, you keep moving. It is the problem. People are complaining at this point. People are complaining. What's the deal with today in history? They're saying, what's the deal now?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it still September 30th in the. Across the international date line?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Well, which way?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

I think maybe Hawaii.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Newfoundlands. Well, you know what? Brazil somewhere where they play the NFL game. They're an hour. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's a day really.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Six o'. Clock. Ish.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, five o'.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind. Yesterday in history, 1924. Truman Capote, born a guy who. So pretentious. He created his own accent.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Mother, Mother, I'd like a bottle, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever see the movie version of In Cold Blood? Sure. The guy that portrays is Truman Capote in that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I don't remember him being in that.

[Josh Arnold]

He is not.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I didn't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

And the guy that portrays him is Joe Average heterosexual.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember him being in Cold Blood either. Truman Capote.

[Pat Godwin]

That was just Robert. It's Robert Blake, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And Phil Wilson with a character that's interviewing him in the jail. Scott.

[Josh Arnold]

Scott Wilson.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Right, Scott Wilson.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Great. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, happy birthday yesterday. Fran Drescher.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm a fan. I always have.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that show the Nanny. It was a lot better if you wanted to use it for anything, if you turned the sound off.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, Big Bang.

[Josh Arnold]

But she was also crazy hot. And I think is really. I've always been attracted to.

[Tom Griswold]

She's great. She's great. And she was great in Spinal Tears. Yeah. Eric Stoltz, born in 1961. The guy who briefly played Marty in Back to the Future. And then what's the story that Spielberg saw it and said no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, this isn't quite working, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

They then they. They recast and they.

[Josh Arnold]

They casted the most charming person of the 1980s, Michael J.

[Tom Griswold]

Fox. Oh, the great guitarist Trey Anastasio, born in this. Born on Yesterday's date in 1960.

[Josh Arnold]

What bands would that have three children?

[Tom Griswold]

Pardon me?

[Josh Arnold]

What bands?

[Cheryl Ashley]

He's the last of three children.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why they called him Trey. Could be. I don't know, I knew a guy, his nickname was Ivy because he was the fourth. He was the fourth? Well, I. Ivy, it's Roman numerals. And I wouldn't expect you to understand that. The level of sophistication of his family and all their money.

[Pat Godwin]

That's because he was clingy.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I love it when you try to be elitist. That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually I just don't it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why'd they call him Ivy Path?

[Pat Godwin]

Because he was clingy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Who's this? 1964 Monica Bellucci.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent actress. Recently broke up with Tim Burton.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it says for. Oh, she was in Beetlejuice.

[Josh Arnold]

It says she's in the second one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's a friend.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I get her and Morena from Deadpool. Those two mixed up. Oh, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I see that. She's in one of the Matrix matrices.

[Tom Griswold]

She doesn't look. She doesn't look at all like her cousin. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's that?

[Tom Griswold]

James Belushi.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And I'm the stupid one.

[Josh Arnold]

He's also in a movie called Irreversible if you want to ruin your month.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

It's brilliantly done. Real tough to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Our friend Kathleen Madigan, the great comedian, 1965. Oh, wait a minute. Oh. Art Volo, radio's best friend. Born on this date, exactly 80 years. Born on yesterday's date exactly 80 years ago. Ah, Arthur. Happy birthday, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy birthday, Art.

[Tom Griswold]

Kieran culkin. Born in 82.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, he's in succession.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Is that the one?

[Josh Arnold]

That the one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I don't know who this guy is. I know he's. I think he's a rapper. T. Pain.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A pat. Wasn't your nickname.

[Pat Godwin]

Cause others pain.

[Tom Griswold]

Do your high pee stain.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Perhaps T pains.

[Tom Griswold]

See? You see, Patty could have gone with me too. Yeah. Path. What's that stuff called? Anerosius. What is it again?

[Pat Godwin]

Enuresis Journal. And yoursis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Bad weather.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, we would have been friends. We could have spent the night at.

[Pat Godwin]

Each other's houses and not had to worry about.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, you pee last night?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Man, you could have. You could have swam down to breakfast. T Pain's first name is Tendon.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is he.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he in fact a rapper? I don't really.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's famous for auto tuning stuff.

[Cheryl Ashley]

If you heard a couple of his popular, you'd know.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd. Okay. One of the greatest shows of all time.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Ringley Brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

That was slightly ripped off, in my opinion, in 1960. The Flintstones.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. No that is an absolute rip off somebody.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Somebody owes Jackie Gleason some money.

[Tom Griswold]

But to me, the best part of the Flintstones was always the bits where the animals like the one where you know the. It's a living.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that too. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They take the record, the record player hits the beak and you think you.

[Josh Arnold]

Have a tough job.

[Tom Griswold]

God. So funny.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I like the baby elephant. Who's the dish squirter in the sink. That's good.

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then another series that made Homicide cute. Murder she Wrote. I love the. I don't know. I am not a fan of these. Let's make murder sweet and fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I don't know if that's what they're doing. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Jessica really worked hard to put the. Find justice.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yes.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I want more blood, you know, so that. More sorrow, you know. This is a horrible person that's there. They've been taken from our lives. And it's upbeat music and she's all cute and sweet. It's like what Murder in the Buildings. That show with Steve Martin.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I don't think I've ever heard Angela Lansbury described as cute. A handsome woman, possibly.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a possible meet cute story I wasn't going to tell because Josh gets so mad when I say that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No, no. I'm the one that gets mad with your term meet cute. And when I find this, I just imagine she told you that term I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

Gonna beat the hell out.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Burrowed into your brain and you won't forget it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what a meat cute is?

[Sarah Lashley]

I do. And I also do not like it. But sometimes it's the only way to describe a situation because the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hallmark channel was on all day at my house in the kitchen.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Which means he doesn't know how to change the channel on his television.

[Josh Arnold]

Was somebody watching something?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Maybe. Maybe one of the girls I know. But it was on. But those always have the meet cute and they're kind of always the same. It's never love it for a sight. It's always something is kind of a negative. I experienced what I think would be one the other day.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you have to share.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I go to a couple different coffee places and the one place I go is kind of funky.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of an older building and they only. They have just one toilet and it's this not really relatable. The size of a phone booth. It is as small as small can be.

[Josh Arnold]

If you walked in on a woman taking a dump and that's your meet cube.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And you immediately. And you didn't find the over that.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I didn't, I didn't walk in. I did open the door, which had not been locked.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And, and when the door opens, it only opens till it hits her legs.

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

And she says it is the smallest.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Hello, dog.

[Tom Griswold]

And I went, I'm so sorry.

[Cheryl Ashley]

If that's. Tom is the perfect person for that to happen.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, my God, I'm embarrassed.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys talk afterwards?

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. Did you stay there?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

She was sitting down already.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You know what you need to do? You know what you need to do? Put a baby in her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Fill her up.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Fill her up. Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

But I could, I could just see the scenario then would continue if you know, the guy would. She walks out and the guy goes, oh, my God. And then she goes, I wouldn't go in there. Be a nice fun way to start.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Do you think they have to have like super secret industrial strength exhaust fans in restaurants for the bathrooms just so the, the wafting is cut down to a minimum?

[Sarah Lashley]

I think they should, but I don't.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Know if they do.

[Tom Griswold]

You are aware that in the engineering wing of this building we have a place called the men's club, which is an old toilet that was built in the 1930s, I believe they have completely redone it, retiled it, and they put an industrial fan in the ceiling that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Is so loud it hauls the mail.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it, it clears it up. Up. If it were reversed, it would look like that Maxell ad where the guy's hair is blowing back. We'll get today in History coming up. Oh, also we have sports coming up. We have the latest dating trend which to me is really has been there since day one. Also, we have a dog rescue and a little bit of a history in the dog rescue story that I discovered about a man with an unusual name and a certain level of fame.

[Josh Arnold]

And the dog is okay now.

[Tom Griswold]

The dog is okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And the doggy, he's a good boy.

[Cheryl Ashley]

The dog, he's a big sweetie.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently he thinks he's a cat. We'll find out why. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Sarah Lashley]

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[Tom Griswold]

That'S how it's done, folks.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Sarah Lashley.

[Sarah Lashley]

Hello.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Cheryl Ashley]

A swell blue button up.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is nice.

[Cheryl Ashley]

It looks like Bradley Cooper shirt in the hangover, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Isn't that nice?

[Tom Griswold]

You want to explain what's happening here?

[Cheryl Ashley]

No. There's Josh Arnold Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat has been on a weight loss program. And. And it's. He's. It's. It's very effective. And he's dropped.

[Pat Godwin]

Peace stain. Lost some fatty pee.

[Tom Griswold]

Stain will.

[Pat Godwin]

Awesome weight. He describes it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I. The thing. The. What happened is you're now able to wear your old Warhol back surgery. What was your nickname?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Fatty Peace Stain.

[Pat Godwin]

He called me Peace Stain.

[Josh Arnold]

He really bullied Patter.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, he really did.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to keep him in his place.

[Josh Arnold]

He has that whiplash mentality, doesn't he?

[Cheryl Ashley]

He sure does.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Pat's like it looks great. Lost a lot of weight. You're starting to look like Sean Connery in that submarine movie, the Hunter October. Yeah, that's a great movie.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Knock, knock. Who's there?

[Tom Griswold]

Dish, dish, dish. This is Sean Conn. We'll accept that little variation while to get the variation on the formula. Are we checking in with you with respect to.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Holy hell, yeah. American League player. The Wild. They're wild card, Tom. It's wild in this something, huh? Tigers beat Cleveland 2 to 1. The best of three Tarik School Bull for the Tigers struck out 14. That's a lot. Boston beat the Yankees 3 1. And that series. The Red Sox and the Yankees, they just don't like each other. That blah blah. That series will never go away. Exactly. The blah blah blah series. The Cubs win. They beat the Padres 3 to 1. And Dodgers beat the Cincinnati Reds. Damn it. By score 10 to 5. Show. Hey, Ohtani.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Otani.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Thank you, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're telling us Dodgers, Yankees and. Okay.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, probably. Well, we got some other ones to go through yet, but we'll see.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll be done.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, Ohtani hit two home runs last night. Game five of the WNBA playoffs between the. Between Vegas and the Fever. Las Vegas wins in overtime. 107.98. So now you got the finals between Las Vegas and Pohonics. Some people say Phoenix, but I say that's the.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a dry heat.

[Tom Griswold]

Finals.

[Cheryl Ashley]

It's a West coast time zone series.

[Tom Griswold]

Dry heat. You ever been out there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, plenty of times.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Not Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think it makes a difference. I really do. When people say it's a dry heat. Absolutely different than a.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicken. I. Chick and I were in Vegas one day. It was 107. We got married, and we decided we were gonna walk to this restaurant. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You know how it went. He decided we should walk. So we. Fat Charlie didn't want to walk. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Had to get my steps in.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Josh, sure and honest. The black. The tar. I don't know why they do this in Vegas. They cover the parking lots with the black tar thing, and it would give as you'd walk. Yeah, it was insane hot.

[Josh Arnold]

And Vegas is one of those cities where you go, oh, the. The. What the hell's that space needle looking thing there?

[Tom Griswold]

The fake Eiffel Tower.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the Stratosphere. Thank you. Yeah, the Stratosphere. It's like, oh, there's a Stratosphere. We can walk to that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's six miles away. Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What is it about that?

[Josh Arnold]

All of the hotels seem like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you want to walk to the Luxor shore?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Caesar's three hours later.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And the armpits. The armpits are soaked. You better turn down 40 hand bills. No, I don't want to go see Beaver Mania. Thank you, sir.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Beaver Mania is a hell of a show.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Beaver Mania on Ice. I don't want to see this one on roller skates.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Do they still have Nudes on ice?

[Tom Griswold]

God, I hope not.

[Josh Arnold]

Nudes on Ice.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's a thing. That was the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Who would find that interesting? Or sexy?

[Sarah Lashley]

I mean, I probably go.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I think it'd be to say you went to Nudes on Ice. That's the only reason to go. Not to go. Wow, this really turns me on.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's sitting around? Hey, Morty, I've got an idea. We'll have naked girls on. On skates.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been to Vegas?

[Sarah Lashley]

I have been to Vancouver.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been to Thunder Down Under? Isn't that the.

[Sarah Lashley]

No, I didn't go, unfortunately.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, it's very fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like the boy dancer thing? Yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. What's the show that's going on that they have now out there? That's the boy dancer show.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

For a while, maybe it was a magic Mike thing.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, that. Is that still running out there?

[Josh Arnold]

One of them is. It closes at two and a half.

[Sarah Lashley]

That's what I thought. Thank you, Josh. I knew you would know.

[Josh Arnold]

See, the Wednesday 2:00pm of.

[Sarah Lashley]

It's perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

That's when Kevin.

[Sarah Lashley]

Okay.

[Cheryl Ashley]

The dancers are very, very fun.

[Sarah Lashley]

I didn't know you were on Kevin. I thought you were into Ryan still. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm mad at Ryan.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, back to the Sports Desk.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What did Ryan do?

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't look at me during the Footloose number.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That is so Ryan. Well, we've got a Fat Bear Week winner, Tom. That's right. And here's our drum roll. I forgot to get the drum roll. Drumroll.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we got. I got you.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Here.

[Josh Arnold]

Perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

I need a sound effect. Wait a minute. I can probably find. Here, how about this one? Wait a minute. This might work. No.

[Josh Arnold]

We know how much you like that.

[Tom Griswold]

It starts with a drum roll. Here. Oh, wait a minute. I gotta get up for the horn stab. Oh, sorry. Do you have just a plain drum roll?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, wait, I have this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good. Mind if I dance with your fat bear?

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And the winner is 32 Chunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Crowned Fat Bear Champion of Alaska's Brooks River.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to thank Salmon and Dave, too.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Have you guys noticed Sam and Dave Hammer's so good?

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be a dj.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There has to be a.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be a bad radio show that calls itself Salmon Day. And it's like a guy named Steve Fish and Dave Barker. Salmon Dave.

[Cheryl Ashley]

If there's not a guy in Alaska named Sam and Dave, I. Why not? The annual competition draws in tens of thousands of votes and lasted a week.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold on, I'm coming. Top five songs for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's good. From Sam and Dave. Yeah, that is a good one.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Chunk beat out rival. Eight, five, six.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a terrible name.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Right. In the final polling, 96,350 to 63,725. The organization that runs the live stream cameras at Katmai National Park. Authorities posted this announcement. All hail the new king of Brooks River. Chunk the hunk. The chunkster.32 chunk.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are all good nicknames.

[Cheryl Ashley]

The bears have been trying to fatten up by gorging on salmon before hibernating for the winter.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I thanked them.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Voters instructed to choose the bear you believe best exemplifies fatness and success in brown bears.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to thank my wife. She's very thin. She's a chubby chaser. Loves to ride me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Thin shaming. Cut it out.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Chunk is a male bear described as very large. There he is.

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh, wow.

[Cheryl Ashley]

He weighs 1200 pounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Fat.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Let's say you're some guy out there who weighs 1200 pounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, has anybody ever. Has a human being ever weighed more than a thousand?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And live?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

On TV, they put them on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, 1400.

[Pat Godwin]

On one of those shows.

[Cheryl Ashley]

My 700 Pound Life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Every now and again, you'll. You'll see him at the post office getting weighed.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's right. You'll see him down at the feed store getting up on the truck scale.

[Tom Griswold]

How. That's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's obviously some mental things going on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, but a thousand. No, that wouldn't. That wouldn't it. You just drop dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Your body doesn't care for it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's no way this is a bear.

[Tom Griswold]

So being 1200 pounds and being a bear is okay. And being called Chunk the Hunk isn't fat shaming.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Chunk has a distinctive scar and a broken jaw which is healing but never expected to return to normal.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one are you concerned with? Fat shaming.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah. When did that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm posing.

[Sarah Lashley]

Thank you, Tom.

[Cheryl Ashley]

He has a broken jaw because he opened his mouth one too many times.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he spoke. You say the wrong thing to the wrong person.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Chunk the Hunk. That's a great nickname.

[Cheryl Ashley]

The bear world. How would you do in the bear world? I don't think you do.

[Tom Griswold]

I would be a grizzly. Obviously. Comes with it. Comes with the name. Oh, that's right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Griswold Grizzly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Doesn't Griswold mean bear in the woods?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it means something. The Gray woods or something. Let's just say it means bear in the woods. Let's go with that. That sounds a little more kind of macho than the woods that are gray. What's coming up in sports?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Guinness World Record. That stinks on ice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it does.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we had a fun banana car one yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

We got to get that banana car here, but are we working on that?

[Cheryl Ashley]

I think we should say hello to the banana car guy again until he comes in, brings his banana car.

[Tom Griswold]

And the banana car, it looks like a giant banana, of course, and it seats four, but there it's one in back of another. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't wait to ride.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so cool.

[Cheryl Ashley]

The engineering on it's perfect. The way he set the seats up, it looks.

[Tom Griswold]

And it looks really cool.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the name of the. The vanity plate?

[Cheryl Ashley]

1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4.

[Josh Arnold]

The longest plate you've ever seen the plate.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the plate is just split.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Do you remember?

[Tom Griswold]

And we did establish that the banana split. The most overrated of. Of of desserts. I'm.

[Cheryl Ashley]

We had different opinions. Some people like that.

[Josh Arnold]

It can be a little chaotic.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Get the strawberry out of here is what I heard.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Sarah Lashley]

I just don't want any fruit on my ice cream ever. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, that's wrong. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You're kind of right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're completely wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

What fruit you want on it?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Strawberries. I don't even want a fruit delivering my banana split. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Racist.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I want a straight way racist. What do you think of that?

[Tom Griswold]

You're anti strawberry, aren't you?

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything red. Okay, coming up, we have the most expensive. I can't. I can't. I don't want to give it away. We also have a. Another highway crash. Nobody hurt. That's the good news.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

And a really cool story about horses that I really enjoyed that you will probably not like. And oh, a great dog story. And the dog story, you used to.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Play water polo, but your horse drowned.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, tragic.

[Josh Arnold]

Just tragic.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Got to keep his head up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. Okay. It's all coming up. But right now it's time to check in with Mr. McGee.

[Cheryl Ashley]

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[Tom Griswold]

Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, in the Josh Arnold Top 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Sam and Dave version is the one to go with. Can you imagine being able to sing like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, everything's great about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, congratulations to James May, our winner. Let's see, that would be of week four. James May is from Jackson, Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

Jimmy Springtime.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to Jackson James. He won himself that $500 e gift card to Stephen Singer jewelers. You can peruse the inventory ati hate stevensinger.com and you could win your own card. Get your picks in for week five before the Thursday nighter starts. If you please and thank you very much. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

And Doug.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we have the Limu emu in.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Its natural habitat helping people customize their car insurance.

[Tom Griswold]

And sa hundreds with Liberty Mutual.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Fascinating. It's accompanied by his natural ally, Doug.

[Tom Griswold]

Limu is that guy with the binoculars watching us.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Cut the camera.

[Tom Griswold]

They see us. Only pay for what you [e-mail] Liberty. Liberty.

[Sarah Lashley]

Liberty.

[Tom Griswold]

Liberty Savings. Very underwritten by Liberty Mutual Insurance Company. Affiliates excludes Massachusetts.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Sorry. Had to get a little taste of rum.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. I was. I was talking in my dog voice.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I didn't hear that. I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

My little dog, Dungy. I have to. I have to. I have to be all the other dogs. Needs a lot of discipline.

[Cheryl Ashley]

He does.

[Tom Griswold]

I always call him little man. All right, little man, sit. But he's mostly poodle, so he's smart. He sits right well.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That doesn't. That doesn't sound like this is a dog voice. He's a big baby.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's the good boy dog voice. Oh, when I'm talking. When I'm talking to Mr. Fletcher. Mr. Fletcher, you were a good boy today, weren't you? Yes. And do you want to go outside? Not particularly. We're going outside. I don't want to go outside. We're going outside.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I want to be where you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you had anything to eat today? I've never eaten. What's your favorite thing to eat? Steak. I'm sorry. Did you complete your introductions?

[Cheryl Ashley]

No, I didn't do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go ahead.

[Cheryl Ashley]

At the news desk, it's Cheryl Ashley.

[Sarah Lashley]

Hello.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Ladies first. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody notice anything about the colors?

[Sarah Lashley]

I did right away.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. I mean, it's. You've got like three shades of pink, which I Believe is the title of a porno movie.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No, no, no. It's KT Tunstall's record.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Katie Tunstall. Great recording.

[Jess Hooker]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Cheryl Ashley]

She's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But ladies are wearing pink. Think. And it's good to see you, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

Good to see you.

[Tom Griswold]

You just said you've been doing such such good work lately.

[Sarah Lashley]

I have.

[Jess Hooker]

Lately.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Did you hear.

[Jess Hooker]

Finally.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Did you hear that somebody wrote a letter that said that Jess should open up her own store and sell the stuff that Tom over orders on. It would be called $griswold.

[Sarah Lashley]

Okay.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And you could need shoelaces. We got them.

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All time.

[Sarah Lashley]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The extra. There's a lot of extra stuff around here though. There's. You have a toy box.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I have a toy box. I do have a toy.

[Tom Griswold]

He just.

[Jess Hooker]

He brings in stuff for his.

[Tom Griswold]

We could do a charity.

[Jess Hooker]

Whatever this area is.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you call it? Garage sale.

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Like a.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. Did that my new spoons come in yet?

[Jess Hooker]

No, they're not here.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Inconveniently shallow plastic spoons. They've got them.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we. We have like 6,000.

[Jess Hooker]

We have a lot of different kinds of spoons.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I inadvertently ordered a hundred black shoelaces.

[Jess Hooker]

But it is soup season soon, so we have plenty of soup spoons.

[Josh Arnold]

They're probably soup kitchens that wouldn't mind some freeze.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? That's.

[Jess Hooker]

You're so kind, John.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but. No, no. A soup. The ones that I can't stand. These little teeny teaspoons. You don't want to be having chili and you can barely get any. A bean in it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't think there are a lot of choosy soup eaters at the soup kitchens.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's a barbie spoon. Forget one bean on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me real quick question, Ms. Hooker. Right. Since you are the food person here. The so called foodie, which is a word I don't particularly care for but Me either. But. But you are. You're a sophisticated chef and you have a. A much more sophisticated pal.

[Josh Arnold]

Ask the question.

[Tom Griswold]

Much more. A much more sophisticated pallet than any of the Philistines. This is a yes or no question. Okay. Chili beans or no?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yes. You like beans in your chili?

[Jess Hooker]

I. I don't particularly, but I think that's what makes it a chili. My thing is with beans and animal protein. That's where it upsets your stomach. Josh and I have had this conversation before.

[Josh Arnold]

When you have with. When you combine those two.

[Jess Hooker]

When you combine Two different. When you combine a plant protein and a meat protein, that's what causes the gas in your stomach. That's usually what causes the discomfort from the chili.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. Isn't tr. Ch. Is. Isn't a true chili. I think it's without beans.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. Oh, no, I don't. I think a true chili is no noodles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. That's a true chili. If you add noodles, it's a totally different thing.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You just have a pasta dish now, see, I'm sorry.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Cincinnati. No, don't put. And I'm a buckeye right down to my socks. No, spaghetti and chili. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I have large elbow noodles on the side if you would like to add them to your chili. Oh, that's nice how I do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't want to start the noodle argument again.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Top five chili. Top five soups in the United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you ready?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

Chicken noodles. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, what is this?

[Sarah Lashley]

Noodle. Tomato.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this in the can? Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Mushroom.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Is this in the can?

[Jess Hooker]

Chicken velvet.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Number one soup in America.

[Josh Arnold]

Baked potato.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Coming in at number five. Clam chowder. Oh, I like a good chow.

[Tom Griswold]

England.

[Josh Arnold]

I want New England. Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

I want New England.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can keep the Manhattan.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll take Manhattan.

[Josh Arnold]

Manhattan has more of a red.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It has a tomato base.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Number four. Tomato.

[Tom Griswold]

Tomato soup with grilled cheese.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Ketchup with hot water. I can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like tomato soup? Really?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Ketchup.

[Josh Arnold]

It's fit. Has its place.

[Tom Griswold]

Which apparently is in the garbage. Number three.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Number three. Cream of mushroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's probably. I'm guessing that's mostly used in recipes. Nobody.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, I. I agreed. All them.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Everybody says the day before Thanksgiving, we have fresh homemade mushroom soup. Because I also use it to make.

[Josh Arnold]

So therefore the whole country does that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, absolutely.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I think it's a good tradition.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Griswold.

[Sarah Lashley]

Would love that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Cream. Often known as creep of mushroom.

[Josh Arnold]

I promise you, if this were just soups being eaten by the bowl. Cream of mushroom does not make the top five.

[Tom Griswold]

So now do you use it in your. In your tuna noodle casserole?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Cream of mushroom soup, if you'll shut up. Popularized by Campbell's, another pantry stable widely used both on its own and as a base for casseroles and other dishes.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's why it's top five.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Josh. Arnold is correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Correct.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Okay, number two.

[Josh Arnold]

Just shut up about correcting me ever again.

[Sarah Lashley]

Number two, really attached to this mushroom soup situation.

[Tom Griswold]

If I play Sam and Dave, will it calm him down?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he loves. He's on a salmon Dave kick.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Stand by. I'm going to blow your mind with number two.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Broccoli, cheddar. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Love.

[Josh Arnold]

Wildly popular love broccoli.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't care for love broccoli. Love cheddar. Not together.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Keep them separated.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep them separated.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And number one, chicken noodle. Wow. Chicken noodle soup.

[Tom Griswold]

Vegetable soups. Not in there.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Timeless. No, not in the top five.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they didn't, they didn't survey nursing homes.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, what is it? You skew the. What kind of a hearty vegetable. What kind of pole is it if it doesn't have, you know, potatoes stuck in my back? When I had teeth, I'd eat corn chowder.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't even eat it when it's liquefied.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Now, if that pole doesn't mention red buttons, I'm not paying attention to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Best soup to me. Corn chowder.

[Josh Arnold]

Number one, corn chowder.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with you. It's good.

[Tom Griswold]

If I go to a restaurant, they have corn chowder, I'm getting soup.

[Josh Arnold]

You just laugh at the deficant. True.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Do you have a friend?

[Tom Griswold]

It's just like a, it's like going down memory lane.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Do you have a friend who, when they have an interesting deficant, they send you a photo muffin?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And a buddy of mine, Joe Murray, said, you know, how are we not. Because he was convinced when the, when the, the, the, the phone, the camera phone came out.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was going to be the next big thing.

[Josh Arnold]

This is just going to be my buddies sending their.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

And he goes, somehow we as a society have all kind of silently agreed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. No, no, no, no, we're not doing that. No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

There is still one person.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Did you hear Tom? Did you hear Tom just now say, no, no, no, we're not doing that. No, thank you. Guess who my friend is who sent me pictures?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't believe you.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, it's time to move from soup. Soup to nuts.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's right. Stupid world record. A cafe in Dubai. Would you guys get mad at me if I went to Dubai? No, I think it's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I, I, it's beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a technical marvel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I'll take a big suitcase so if they cut you up, they can put you in it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I wouldn't mind that at this point. All right. Nice and quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know anything about Dubai.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You know, I watched a documentary about the world's tallest building in Dubai and I think it's called, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

The Empire Sand Building.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, it's called Spyro El Tallow.

[Tom Griswold]

And is that the one where they, that all they, they have the trucks that have be to empty the.

[Cheryl Ashley]

The big problem is that the, the mechanics for the elevator has. Takes up so much room. That was the big engineering challenge.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the. Is that the one that has no sewage?

[Cheryl Ashley]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

One of those really tall buildings. There's no sewage and it just, it just goes into trucks. They have to truck it away every day.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Gravity filled.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Yeah, I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Talk about a dump truck.

[Tom Griswold]

The dump truck joke did not get the chuckles.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's okay. That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Deserved it. A hearty laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

Everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you dump, you see, has two meanings. There go the chunks.

[Josh Arnold]

The more you talk about it, the more I think you didn't care for that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And the more.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I truly enjoyed it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And the more pictures he sends of those pictures. Cafe in Dubai served up the world's most expensive Cup O coffee Roasters specialty coffee house has achieved the Guinness World record title with a cough. A cup of coffee that costs. Let's start the bidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Fifteen hundred dollars.

[Sarah Lashley]

Fifteen dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

$72.

[Pat Godwin]

62.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Tom knows. That's right. It's $680 a cup, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Cheryl Ashley]

A record breaking beverage. A hand brewed V60. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well.

[Cheryl Ashley]

V60 filter.

[Sarah Lashley]

What does that mean?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Using extremely rare Panamanian geisha beans.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geisha bean. Something. Something pink surrounded by silk.

[Josh Arnold]

They're labily squeezed.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Something pink surrounded by something Silk.

[Tom Griswold]

Silk geisha.

[Cheryl Ashley]

It's from the world renowned Hacienda La Esmeralda, of course, farm in Panama. The coffee then poured into a bespoke.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's how you want it, sir?

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's right. Through a bicycle wheel.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And then handcrafted the Ito Kiriko crystal glass from Japan and served alongside a piece of tiramisu and chocolate ice cream infused with those same geisha beans. Well, this isn't a cup of coffee then. This is a whole dessert.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think. How much was it again?

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm sure 680 a cup.

[Tom Griswold]

680 bucks. To make it seem a little bit less uptown, they deliberately misspell your name in the cup when they hand it to you. They don't want it to be too lofty. By the Way.

[Josh Arnold]

You misspelled infidel.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Thank you. That is not the most expensive cup of coffee.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No?

[Josh Arnold]

No. What do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't a cat dung or something?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. When. When I was in London this summer, there was. Right down from our hotel was this coffee place.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, I went in there because they have coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, why wouldn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite thing. And they had one that was. I want to say it was like. I. I took a picture of the menu. It was like £890.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is more than a thousand bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

That is fat.

[Tom Griswold]

And I asked the guy, one of the baristas, does anybody ever get this? And he said yes. Some guy came in this morning and got it. It was actually a little pot of coffee. And he said that when the guy left, he tasted it. It didn't taste special. They also had that pat. The stuff you mentioned, that civic cat poop stuff. Yeah. What? Yeah. There's a coffee that. There's a coffee that I think.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Are they.

[Tom Griswold]

They're some kind of exotic cat.

[Cheryl Ashley]

We had that one morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And they e. And then they poop the beans out. Which. The idea is it takes some. It's some ridiculous thing.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Would have to use a lot of creamer and sweetener.

[Jim Gaffigan]

I would.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They wash the beans first. That stuff was like 75 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's completely ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

Any idea why that cup of coffee you saw was so. That little pot.

[Tom Griswold]

It was from. It was from some family in Japan or something. I'll have to look at my phone. I took. I took a photograph of it, but the regular coffee was just like, whatever, eight bucks. So I don't know what the.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Let's say they had coffee named Margot Robbie and she ate the beans.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You're leaving?

[Josh Arnold]

$35.

[Sarah Lashley]

35.

[Josh Arnold]

That's as high as I'm going.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'd go higher.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. At an auction, that'd be in the tens of thousands.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember we had that Sydney Sweeney bath.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Water, and that was like a scam, I guess, or something? Or was that actually her bath water scam?

[Sarah Lashley]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

She actually did it. Didn't we find out she did it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

How much did that go for?

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't that expensive, were they? 20 bucks a. I paid 20.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

How did it taste?

[Tom Griswold]

So that's my next question. If you buy Sydney Sweeney bath water water, they were selling it in small bottles. What do you do when you get it? Do you think people drank it? Or just.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, in this case, they were infusing it into the soap.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So. But if somebody did. Oh, I bet there are only fans, models that sell their bath water. And I imagine some gargle it some.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the soap thing. I imagine that a specific part of the body was probably focused on cheeks, probably forehead. Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I think. I think used patties are played at this point. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure they still have their own.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm sure they're out there, but that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Never been a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's more. That's seasonal. Because it's a sun tea.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Didn't we have. Oh, my God, didn't we have some. A pair of Russian brothers who were selling women's panties and they took cans of tuna and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it was just a dip in mail.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Dip and mail.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Whoa.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Entrepreneurial, some of those.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, they were making pretty good living.

[Tom Griswold]

We're the thorough commies. Well, what's coming up in sports?

[Cheryl Ashley]

My breakfast.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Coming up in news, we have what they claim latest dating trend. I'll say no, but it's interesting. And we'll find out what that's all about. Coming up, we've got a great dog rescue story, happy ending out of Fort Wayne, Indiana. And I. And I actually went down the wormhole and found out something. Something absolutely fascinating about Fort Wayne, Indiana, that I bet none of you.

[Josh Arnold]

There is no fort. There's no one named Wayne.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Colonel Henry Blake.

[Tom Griswold]

So far. Wrong and wrong. It involves oblique manner, genitalia.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

We will come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. @ the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Shara. Lastly, hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. There, there.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes or no question. Once again for the ladies.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yay or nay?

[Tom Griswold]

Candied apples. No, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

They have their place. I don't enjoy them, but, you know, as a kid I had them.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Caramel.

[Tom Griswold]

I like.

[Jess Hooker]

I had. They have to have nuts on them. They have to have nuts.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Caramel apples.

[Jess Hooker]

Caramel apples with nuts.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. What about candy?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what that.

[Tom Griswold]

The red ones, I've never had.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Sarah Lashley]

I've never had that either.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in the same category to me as. Remember those giant lollipops when you were a kid? Oh, God, I can't wait to get one of those. You get them, and it's a real disappointment.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what I love right now, though, is a popcorn ball. Do you remember having those?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Never. Careful.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love them.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What about cotton candy? Cotton candy?

[Jess Hooker]

Always. Always cotton candy.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I'll eat the hell out of some cotton candy.

[Tom Griswold]

The dentist's.

[Cheryl Ashley]

As a fat, fat, fat, fat, fat kid, I would get it. I would go to the fair, get a caramel apple and eat all the caramel off and throw the apple away.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a kid at Golden Corral once take some cotton candy and put it under the chocolate fountain. You just did take a huge bite. And he looked as happy as anybody I've ever seen in my life.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for him.

[Josh Arnold]

And I wanted to go do it. Enjoy that now, because in a little while, that's. You won't even believe you did that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Your brain can't. Your. Your head can't handle it.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't get apples. They. I don't know, they looked great, but they just weren't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that stuff doesn't work.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

For me.

[Jess Hooker]

But they're kind of decorative now. I guess I would have them out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, now I want to move forward here.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, real quick, we were talking about 70 slang, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And the phrase right on. Some people can get away with using it, other people can't.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, right on.

[Josh Arnold]

This letter writer says, I've been saying right on since the 70s. I usually say right on instead of you're welcome. That comes to us from Bird Dog, Indiana. Bird Dog. Absolutely says right on.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy's nickname is Bird Dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great school.

[Jess Hooker]

That is good.

[Tom Griswold]

He can get away. I can't get away with saying right on.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's a topic, somebody's nickname.

[Jess Hooker]

It's how you say it.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. I think you just gotta throw it away.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. It's the source. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't focus on it.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Right on.

[Jess Hooker]

Now you, like, just say it as leisurely as you can.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

On, right on. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Lingered on it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oftentimes you're tempted to write on, my man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You'll do that kind of thing. My man. 50 grand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, I just can't do It. I can't get away with it. I'll try it. Maybe this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll give it a shot. Oh, well, how's.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you doing? Up. Right on.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. I think it's going to get really good if you think about it. Really hard for a couple days, but really.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Sarah Lashley]

It's really going to be very chill.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. I asked you to do one particular story, but I want to switch gears here for just a second. Can we do the dog story? Because I have a sidelight to the story that's absolutely fascinating.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we all love dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

They are good animals.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is a. This is. This is the story of a good boy.

[Sarah Lashley]

It's a good boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you find it?

[Sarah Lashley]

I think so, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Sarah Lashley]

Animal control officers in Indiana rescued a dog that was stuck in a tree. Fort Wayne Animal Control said the husky named Aurora.

[Josh Arnold]

A husky in a tree.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. Had chased a squirrel up a tree and climbed too high to get back down on her own.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Sarah Lashley]

Animal control officers responded and used a catch pole as well as a lot of words of encouragement to help Aurora down the tree safely.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

Aurora.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good doggy.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Aurora. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And she's way up there. It's there. Oh, here. There we go. You can see we have a photograph of it. There's.

[Cheryl Ashley]

She's not that high up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, say the cop is six feet tall. All she's at least three times.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a police officer?

[Cheryl Ashley]

At least three times.

[Pat Godwin]

A couple of them.

[Cheryl Ashley]

As if we don't. As if we don't have a picture we're looking at.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the police squad?

[Tom Griswold]

But look at that doggy up there.

[Pat Godwin]

Trunk on that.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this is the end of days. We've got dogs that think they're cats. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

It's what, 10ft off the ground?

[Tom Griswold]

If that guy is 6ft tall, it's. You can at least double him. It's at least 14.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Okay, whatever. Oh, that guy's got food. Hang on a second.

[Josh Arnold]

You think we can outrun that cop? I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you can't run up the weapon. The sidearm.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he can't get that sidearm out. We sit here and wait for him.

[Tom Griswold]

To lift as many. That's Josh talking. Officer. When you get. When he pulls, you get pulled over.

[Josh Arnold]

Come arrest me.

[Tom Griswold]

I was doing. I was doing some. I. I don't know how I got down this wormhole, but the mayor of Fort Wayne.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

From 1934 to 1947 was named Harry Balls.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah. B A, L, L, Z, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's B, A, A, L, S. Oh, I'm sorry. B A, L, L, S. B, A, A L, S, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's conflicting reports on how it's pronounced. But I mean, can you imagine putting up science for hairy balls or the headlines, vote for Balls City wants hairy balls.

[Josh Arnold]

The vote for hairy balls is a vote for prosperity.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about mature.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Two balls in every pot.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, I just thought that was pretty amusing. Yes, sorry. The Balls family. And yeah, Hairy Balls. And it may be B, A, A L, S. It could be pronounced. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe even bales. Who knows? Let's go with Balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

Kid Harry. When that. That's your last name?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't know. Were people calling them balls in 19. 1934 or whatever?

[Cheryl Ashley]

There was a hardware store in one of the first radio stations in that city. The first radio stations I ordered, it was Butts Hardware, B, U, T, Z. But, oh, sure, they insisted pronouncing it Butz Hardware, and it was plainly Butts Hardware.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Butts sounds like something you'd get at a bagel shop. Can I have the butts in the VLA Kibutz? Yeah. So in any event, I'm glad the doggie is safe.

[Josh Arnold]

So how did they get Aurora the dog down out of the tree?

[Sarah Lashley]

Just words of encouragement.

[Tom Griswold]

Good puppy.

[Josh Arnold]

Give her the treat when she came down. Did he eat it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm pretty sure he ate it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is soft, guys who come down here. Josh is the one you're looking for, Officer.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll. It'll be. I'll be easy to find. I'm. I'm the fat guy. There's an irony here.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. You're dressing up as him for Halloween with a dog on a stick. Okay, let's get to our road. We have a running gag on the show. Whenever we have an accident with an automobile or a trip truck, Pat insists on playing a song for us.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Absolutely insists. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mentioned Bird Dog earlier.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, this will just take 20 seconds. And a writer thinks he knows Bird Dog. A new letter writer.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys ask.

[Jess Hooker]

Now we're connecting listeners on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

We might be. Might be reconnecting. Can you guys ask Bird Dog if he was in Westville Prison and made my tattoo look better?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Cheryl Ashley]

I thought this was gonna be worthless.

[Josh Arnold]

Courtney would like to know.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Courtney?

[Pat Godwin]

Courtney.

[Josh Arnold]

I like. Maybe Courtney B. Vance, Male Courtney. So, Bird Dog, if that was you. If you were doing tattoo cleanup.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right on in prison, let us know.

[Sarah Lashley]

That was good.

[Tom Griswold]

In the prison milieu, one can get away with right on. On. Unless it's one of those really, like, country club prisons.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Isn't that the quickest way to get stabbed to say prison milu.

[Pat Godwin]

Say that first day, beating somebody up.

[Cheryl Ashley]

All right, I'm going to shiv that prick. Hang on a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a second. I got to establish. Anyway, you were saying, send me.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Save me some mashed potatoes. I'll be right there. Prison million.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. I can't spell sodomy, but I know how to do it. Pat, we're gonna have to wait for the story.

[Pat Godwin]

18 verses.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope we get a letter back. That just from Bird Dog. All it says is, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, cleaning up a tattoo in prison, that's a trick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot pen. You got to be. I mean, but you don't have the. The. The. The tools that one needs to do proper tattooing.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No, that would make. Make it a tattoo shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not just have a tattoo shop in prison?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Honestly? Yeah, they have a. They have a gym and a weightless exact station. Why not.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not have video rentals play, you know, anything, like.

[Jess Hooker]

Because they're in prison.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Make it less.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but it makes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wait a second.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, make it less like a prison.

[Josh Arnold]

My pitch to Shark Tank for prison.

[Tom Griswold]

Arby's is like, would there be with their restrictions? All right. No, we're not. We. No, we're not doing teardrops. I don't care how many people you kill.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That hard time became real hard time. It ran out of beef and cheddar.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. When we come back, we'll try to get the show back on the rails. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Cheryl Ashley]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Cheryl Ashley at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Sarah Lashley]

Hi.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Jess Hooker. Chick Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Come.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I've got more 70s nicknames if you'd.

[Josh Arnold]

Like to hear them.

[Tom Griswold]

Right on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I've got a letter concerning. Right on.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a write on?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, go right ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this. Is this R? I G H, T or W?

[Josh Arnold]

R, I, T, E. Oh, no, this is. This is R I, G H. Right on. Can we speculate for the reason why bird dog was in prison? Well, Tom, the last line of this is, I am sure Tom. And the lawyers will love this bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing once again, we had a letter from someone who calls himself bird dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Then we had a letter from someone said, is this the same bird dog that I was in prison with that fixed my tattoo?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So this. The odds are it's a different bird dog.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm guessing that it's not murder one. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No. In fact, this letter writer used one of my favorite words. He. One of his guesses is vagrancy.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't hear that much.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I think like a blue collar crime. Like a tax problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Like.

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh, yeah, I was going like petty theft.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Bird talk is stealing chips.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Had a bad lawyer.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we were talking about 70 slang. Now, Ms. Hooker, you're. I think you're conversant with most of it. If I say, hey, 10, four. Yeah. You know that means yes. Yeah. How about primo?

[Jess Hooker]

Primo.

[Josh Arnold]

And I haven't heard that in a long time.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, I assume it means good or great, but I. I have never heard anyone use that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It was especially popular in the marijuana world.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is primo weed.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Sure. That sounds right.

[Tom Griswold]

Primo. Yeah, the good stuff. Or you might say, hey, that new Mustang is a primo ride.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I mentioned of. I think this is really from the 60s, the term groovy. Yeah. Which I. It's really hard to make groovy work.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Can we find that song?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Cheryl Ashley]

People are so groovy now that we are finally getting together.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That is. That's one of those song. It's like us. It begins great and then gets really sappy.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, there's a cover that's even better because it kind of leaves out a lot of that sappy stuff. I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Groovy again. There's that awful Simon and Garfunkel song, Feeling Groovy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a really good song.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that the Barachi version? It's fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. Okay, this is the other one. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This bass line is so great.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Only your left ear. Depending on.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is this?

[Cheryl Ashley]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Why is she yelling at me?

[Sarah Lashley]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it get crappy right here? Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, this part's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it becomes up with people.

[Josh Arnold]

This is friend and Lover, the group's.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Called Friend and Lover. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now the version I like.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a version you like?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. Well, I like that version too.

[Tom Griswold]

While you're looking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes, please.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like Groovy. I. I will. I'll judge you if you use it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Seriously.

[Sarah Lashley]

I don't think I've ever heard somebody use it.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you haven't met Keith. Well, a dear Bob and Tom show. Long time listener.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yucky.

[Tom Griswold]

For years I have been attempting to bring back Groovy. I say it many times a day. It is not catching on. However, I am committed. I will keep saying it.

[Josh Arnold]

You're never going to make fetch happen, Keith, isn't it?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Isn't it a shame to Keith presenting it that way? Sounds like a cool guy. But if he's the one trying to use Groovy, it's like, what's this weirdo's problem? Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He's like in his office and he just. God, if you heard him Groovy, I. I love it.

[Sarah Lashley]

I love it for him and his office mates. It's got to be so like, what a fun. He's just causing so much like stir back.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you can get away with it. The. You know Jim Jarmish, the filmmaker. Maker. Sure. You probably know Jar Moosh. Yeah, John Moosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you do the fandango? I saw. I was reading interview with Jim and he.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Jimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

He used it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Jimbo.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. But he's.

[Tom Griswold]

See, but that's because he's so incredibly hip. He was wearing sunglasses, being interviewed indoors.

[Josh Arnold]

He's too hip to be human.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He goes, yeah, stay empathetic and stay groovy or something.

[Cheryl Ashley]

This should be the next Knives out movie. Movie. Somebody using Groovy in the office and everybody plots to kill him. Then Daniel Craig comes in and tries to solve the murder.

[Tom Griswold]

This would be cool. So like some super rich guy could get away with anything. Of course. Yeah. You know Elon Musk. Groovy. Yes, sir. You're gonna. You're gonna go. You're gonna buy it with him? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda. Because he's also eccentric.

[Cheryl Ashley]

So I think he might be trending down, actually. Actually.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah. How about Bill Gates? Could he get away with it? No.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

This new computer.

[Josh Arnold]

Get away with cheating on his wife. Why would he be able to get away with it?

[Pat Godwin]

Got away with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Right on. How did I do that?

[Sarah Lashley]

One wasn't as good, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Right on the other two, you know, Bill Gates is packing like you think.

[Josh Arnold]

He is one of those weird guys.

[Tom Griswold]

He got like an Arnold Palmer hamiconda.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, a 12 inch disc, if you will.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hard drive.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, what about what happened to that song? Oh, we have to have the setup. I'm sorry. Shara is getting ready for the setup.

[Josh Arnold]

Little.

[Sarah Lashley]

Thank you. I thought that song was written for me when I was a child.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Even though they're saying Sarah.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, but my family said delusion.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a Fleetwood Max? Of course.

[Sarah Lashley]

So that was Starship.

[Tom Griswold]

There is one called Share this. Okay, I'm sorry. What do we have over there?

[Sarah Lashley]

Okay, so a crashed semi truck littered a California highway in cans and kegs of beer. Huh. According to the California Highway Patrol, the crash occurred on the 210 freeway in the Irwindale area. Video from the scene shows cans of beer strewn across the roadway as crews tried to clean the metal kegs off the freeway.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. And we have a so called running gag. Is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Running bit or tired writing?

[Josh Arnold]

Emphasis on gag?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but if you see there are literally there are kegs rolling in the highway. So what have you got for us, man?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Could you. Could you set that up a little bit? He's actually disconnected.

[Tom Griswold]

He's actually angry.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we had a thing going.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Good.

[Pat Godwin]

Start it up again. Here we go. I got it. Thinking about a piece of ass Trucking down the road it's been a while I got heavy load Speaking of loads I'm hauling bush and Bud Light oh, ticket turn too fast what a sight California highway soaked in suds there's kegs and cases Pissed off faces not one joke yet and wasted buds My boss is gonna blow I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

Cuz I have speeding tickets and parking fines Policeman said I reeked of wine Took a breathalyzer I'm in the clear now what about all this wasted beer? Wasted beer? I think this has gone on too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you for climbing details at this point.

[Josh Arnold]

Loaded with facts.

[Tom Griswold]

Rolling kegs. Sounds like a. Like the name of a roller derby team or the. An event at the alcoholic Olympics. Well, it's the keg roll.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Have you ever gone to a roller derby? It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty cool.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yes. Real fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I loved it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they still doing it just around the corner?

[Cheryl Ashley]

I think so.

[Sarah Lashley]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the one I went to was great. It reminded me of walking into a Melissa E. Concert.

[Josh Arnold]

My people, they have their fan base.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Yeah. But it was great. It was really cool. It was really fun. Fun. I highly recommend the roller Jess felt right at home.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Did we have a. We had some of the roller gals in here.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That. I really loved that. That was really fun. Coming up, we have sound awkward at all. Coming up we have an unusual fall treat, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Good cider.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of in a sort of very odd way we get to this, which is what we try to do most of the time. I did want and say hello to and congratulations to James May.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, James Mason.

[Tom Griswold]

This.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I thought it was Jimmy Spring.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's James May.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We could call him James Mason. James. James.

[Cheryl Ashley]

My name is Captain Nero.

[Tom Griswold]

Is from Jackson, Michigan. This is a place in above the sea on land. James May of Jackson, Michigan, home of the president prison. He was the only person that got 15 out of 16 games last week. So he's our winner. He wins a $500 E gift card. Stephen Singer jewelers. And you could win one this week. Game. Let's see, the first game is Thursday evening and it'll be week five. Just pick the winners. That's all you got to do. You could win that. Great.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Pick your nose and pick us a winner.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Cheryl Ashley]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Sarah Lashley at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hi, Jess Hooker.

[Sarah Lashley]

Hello.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I have a letter. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

It's October 1st, and I have a confession. I am a straight male who loves the movie Hocus Pocus. I think we are a minority.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you make it through Wicked?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't watch Wicked.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I couldn't. I couldn't do it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I didn't make it through Barbie. I'm ashamed to admit it.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. I love Barbie.

[Jess Hooker]

I never watched.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the worst movie ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Not My Wicked Witch.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I mean? No, I just hate it. I'm sorry. Where were we?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Correct me if I'm wrong, says Chad. Wasn't it Tom? We were talking about the top favorite five. Five soups in the United States.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Top five soups. Yes.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Broccoli cheddar was on the list.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Tom shut down a restaurant just based on broccoli cheddar soup alone? That's correct. Yes. You're absolutely correct.

[Tom Griswold]

They did fold. I just. They would. We would eat there all the time and they, they, they had one excellent soup and then they would rotate it with the not so excellent soup.

[Cheryl Ashley]

They were all excellent.

[Josh Arnold]

Couldn't you get a salad on that day?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Anyway, he.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm there and I wanted the other.

[Jess Hooker]

One because he's busy making the waitresses cry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was that one incident.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You know, you look like Broderick Crawford.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that?

[Pat Godwin]

You know you.

[Josh Arnold]

Have anybody ever told you you look like Steve Buscemi in a wig?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

Wasn't in a NASCAR driver, though.

[Tom Griswold]

That he. Yeah, she looked exactly like Jimmy Spen.

[Cheryl Ashley]

He said you look exactly like NASCAR driver Jimmy Spencer. He went the whole hog.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it a big lunch? Were you all there and watched it?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In my defense, did she not look just like Jimmy Spencer?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Well, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't tell her I'm looking at him now.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what he looks like.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, she. She quit. And no one ever heard from her again.

[Pat Godwin]

I was at a lunch with Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God, Tom. That's a chunk. Yeah, she looked just like that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a full faced.

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh, no.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Well, the punchline to this broccoli cheddar story is at that same restaurant, it turned out to be Bob's favorite soup. So Tom got it banned. And Bob and you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't get it banned. I just suggested the chef that they might have. They might try to make something that was edible. I love broccoli. I just. It's just not my thing.

[Cheryl Ashley]

This from trucker Charlie.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Charlie.

[Cheryl Ashley]

10 4.

[Tom Griswold]

He said okay.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations once again to James May of Jackson, Michigan. And he won himself that $500 e gift card to Stephen Singer jewelers. And we got another one coming up this week for Week 5 of the NFL season. And all you got to do is pick the winners. Go to bob and tom.com contest. Get those picks in. Come on. So far, only the boys have won.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you waiting for, ladies?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, ladies. You want a taste of this? Come on, let's go have some guy.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Help you with with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Groovy. Anyways, check it out at the Bob and Tom dot com contest. Right on, Tom. Well, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't need it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You know, he thinks he's doing this comically, but that's exactly what he wants to do.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. It makes me think that when he was a young boy, he would do that in his room. Practice being. Yeah. Tom, what else is happening today? Well, we have a very exciting lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because I was a ventriloquist.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you were a woodworker.

[Tom Griswold]

Both. I had three. Dumb.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's an act. You'd make your own dummies out of wood?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, but. No, but I did not make my own dummies. But I did have. I had three dummies.

[Josh Arnold]

How did you get at throwing your voice?

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of not really what happens. You don't actually understand. You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm your lips a whole lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I did great. See, look, I don't know.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen all decent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'd have to practice. Okay, that's. It's hard. There are certain sounds hard to get out.

[Josh Arnold]

I think one of the keys is distracting the audience while you have to hit some of those m's and P's.

[Tom Griswold]

But then the. But the aspect of it that I still practice is when I talk to my dogs, it's always an argument, you.

[Pat Godwin]

Know, it's hard for you to say, I'm gonna give you a raise. You have a real hard time getting those words out. I don't know if it's the lips.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Also, he has trouble with. I'm sorry, he has trouble with that.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate all that you've given. Don't listen to these.

[Tom Griswold]

Right on.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Right on top.

[Sarah Lashley]

See, that was good.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a good one, wasn't it?

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, let's see now. Let's check in with Shara lastly. She's sitting in for Christy Lee some of the time. And we certainly appreciate your being here. And I must say, it's so nice to look up and see two ladies in the room with us. And it just dawned on me.

[Sarah Lashley]

You guys are so spoiled right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I just realized something.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No different than when Chris, we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. Yeah, we have a script I forgot about.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Hooker must know something we don't.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't. I know. We all know what happened the last time he gave the girls the script.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was a thank you.

[Jess Hooker]

You pat you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to get on my good side.

[Pat Godwin]

So uncomfortable.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one was that?

[Jess Hooker]

It was something about ladies vaginal rejuvenation and we're shoving things places and.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we're not doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Some sort of purse or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You and I joined.

[Sarah Lashley]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Or not.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Something about a soft mouse.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot what it was.

[Jess Hooker]

You haven't been here long, but I don't know how litigious you are.

[Sarah Lashley]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't care about your religion, people.

[Sarah Lashley]

Somebody has brought up whether or not I have a lawyer and I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good then. Well, would you like to do Today in History?

[Jess Hooker]

Much better idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because we. We did yesterday in history today. I haven't looked at this.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Well, we did yesterday in history today. Now we're to do Today in history.

[Josh Arnold]

We should also do Today Tomorrow in history. Hey, do we have sexy time today?

[Sarah Lashley]

We do.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. What? Yeah, we don't have the board. I think we do.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You never look at the board anyway.

[Pat Godwin]

Board broke.

[Jess Hooker]

We have a green sheet Wednesday.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Wait a minute. The board broke?

[Jess Hooker]

Act like you guys have been here before.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Today. This is.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Well, so much for my big. My big touchdown celebration Today in Mystery.

[Tom Griswold]

October 1st.

[Josh Arnold]

Uh huh.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a hard one to pronounce. Born in nature. Born right on. Empathy. 1881. Born William Boeing.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No, it's Boeing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he went by Billy Boeing. Billy Boeing wouldn't be making aircraft. He'd be.

[Josh Arnold]

What did Boeing start off doing?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Was it aircraft, paper airplane?

[Josh Arnold]

Or is it one of those things where they started off making bicycles, clock, and then they became.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a fair question. I don't know. I think he. Well, what kind of. He started his career as a Billy Boeing and he was. Made rubber balls and boomerangs.

[Cheryl Ashley]

When you want a rubber ball, get a Boeing ball.

[Josh Arnold]

It ain't Boeing if it ain't a ball.

[Cheryl Ashley]

It's not a ball if it's not a Boeing ball. Billy Boeing ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, a question. This is for Ms. Lastly born 1910, Bonnie Parker. Who is it?

[Sarah Lashley]

A vaudeville actress?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Bonnie and Clyde.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Bonnie and Clyde. She had a killer body. You ever see a picture?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So did Clyde.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Killer.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of holes.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, she was. She must have been beautiful for the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She's not attracted. In the famous movie she's portrayed by. By Faye Dunaway at her. At her finest.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Which was a C at best.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh. Oh, you're so picky. Oh, Faye Dunaway.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful, gorgeous.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a porn star named Faye Runaway, which I found troubling.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. That is truly awful. Yeah. The implication being.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I think her manager sat her down and tried to talk her out of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Or it was his idea, I'm guessing.

[Pat Godwin]

That we could go with Faye. Daddy issues or.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Let's see. Born in 1920, the great actor Walter Mathau.

[Josh Arnold]

One of my all time favorites.

[Tom Griswold]

Love the best.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, more than I'm gonna say in my life. A dozen times people have said I remind them of a younger Walter Mathau. Do you guys.

[Pat Godwin]

Your timing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, okay. No, I'm a little jowly.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm hunched.

[Tom Griswold]

Not physically.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But no comedy. Yeah. No. I would say possibly, maybe a slightly husky Phil Silvers. Oh, my.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Remember that morning, you Silvers. One morning, Tom said I reminded him of a heavy Dom DeLuise.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was £100 ago.

[Cheryl Ashley]

He said that. He said that to me.

[Tom Griswold]

You've lost £100.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I don't know what I. What you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That may or may not be true.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I can either confirm.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't do this one. See, 1935. Happy birthday, Julie Andrews.

[Josh Arnold]

Julie Andrew.

[Tom Griswold]

I would like to make a confession. As many movies as I've seen, I have never seen the Sound of Music.

[Josh Arnold]

It is pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad used to play the record, and I hated it, so.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, your dad used to play the record.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Did you and. Did you and Pat's dad ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You guys could be brothers, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you never know.

[Tom Griswold]

He was probably in the closet, but since he was in a wheelchair, couldn't get out of it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There are.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess Pat's dad would lead then.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in the theater.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a fancy man.

[Tom Griswold]

You happy now? Happy? No. Fancy vest. Born in 1963.

[Josh Arnold]

Mark McGuire, lead singer of.

[Tom Griswold]

Stewie and the Steroids.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Still. Still loved in St. Louis.

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda, yeah. I'll watch.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'll watch the games. They still have Big Mac land out there in left field?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure do.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So will he get in the. Will they have a special division in the hall of Fame?

[Josh Arnold]

Not too sure. I really. I kind of don't know what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

But what would baseball experts say that without the steroids, he would have been.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he already was.

[Tom Griswold]

He was pretty damn good. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He was part of the Bash Brothers with Conseco and stuff. And I don't know that they were dabbling. Well, that's being kind then.

[Cheryl Ashley]

But, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I still argue that what he and Sosa did for baseball at that time was really important.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Sterile or not, McGuire, Sosa, Bonds, people.

[Josh Arnold]

Were fed up with all the strikes, and then all of a sudden that show began and. Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't mean strikes as in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Missed swings.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Job. Action.

[Tom Griswold]

The terrific comedian Zach Galifianakis, born in 1969.

[Josh Arnold]

He is funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Stage name, real name, Zach Smith. It just.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you want to stick out, don't you?

[Sarah Lashley]

Interesting choice.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine a young, young Zach Galifianak is starting out in comedy at open mic nights? No one ever got his name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, you just don't. You just allow it to be butchered. Don't say anything.

[Tom Griswold]

But you've got to hand it to him for sticking with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Brie Larson. Happy birthday, 1989.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I've always found her a cheesy actress.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Brie.

[Pat Godwin]

God bless watch room.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I still to this day cannot watch much room.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the finest performances in a long years.

[Tom Griswold]

When I watched that, I saw that in a theater and I kept having to look at the exit sign.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That movie, they. Whoever did that knew what they were doing. It's so claustrophobic.

[Josh Arnold]

She is good.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorites. Born in 1980. John Philip Sousa.

[Josh Arnold]

Not 1980.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I say?

[Cheryl Ashley]

1980.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. 1880. Excuse me. 1880. Sorry. Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, you're only off by a hundred. That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

John Philip Sousa. While I was looking around for something. I don't have it. Do you know who John Philip Souza was?

[Sarah Lashley]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

He invented the Phillips screwdriver.

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh, cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is vodka and orange juice in a trumpet.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. Well, that's what I assume.

[Tom Griswold]

It's milk of magnesia.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What is it? Hey, Charlie, here's a guy who crapped in your tuba. That's a great. They had gold toilets.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how you tell a joke.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a good.

[Tom Griswold]

John Philip Sousa, of course, was the famous band director, right? Wrote like. Right, right. March Militaire. Anyone know any of this?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Any of that old marchie stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1880, he became the director of the United States Marine Corps Band.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And he also wrote Hard Days, Night People.

[Jess Hooker]

A few people know that he invented the sousaphone.

[Tom Griswold]

I sold the bass clarinet part to March Military, if you'd like me to.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Boy, I'd love to hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

Dump, dump, dump, dump.

[Josh Arnold]

Go play that for us in the street.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see. Ford unveils the Model T in 1908 for $825.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Do not do a deep drive.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything. Okay, how about this? This is happy news. The Beach Boys released their first single in 1961. It was called Surfing. If you listen to that, you'll go.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Have you heard it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's awful.

[Cheryl Ashley]

It's awful. How did that become their first hit?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how much of a hit that was.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Surf Serve.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you got to start somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But they would get very good. And I always say this about the Beach Boys. Enjoy the music. Music. Don't read about anything else.

[Josh Arnold]

You're always telling us ugly facts about people. Why are they excluded from this?

[Tom Griswold]

Who?

[Josh Arnold]

The Beach Boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's just. It just. It's better. Just listen to the tunes. Yeah, yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Same way with Henry Ford. Enjoy the car.

[Tom Griswold]

I let our listeners. I let our listeners enjoy your comedy without me inserting personal asides about the way you look, feel, think, act or talk.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, Brian Wilson, he did write Surfing in the beginning. I don't know if you know this or not.

[Josh Arnold]

All right?

[Pat Godwin]

He wrote Surfing, Surfs Up, Surf City, Surfer Girl and Surf in usa. Even though he wasn't a surfer himself, he wanted his music to evolve beyond the theme of just surfing. So he told his bandmates. Bandmates. About his true passion and what he wanted to write about. And that was food. He was a big foodie, like Jess is. I know she doesn't like that word he loved Eat this inspired him to write this song, which was never released. I like everything this restaurant makes, but my favorite is lobster tail and steak. Surf and turf. I really love that surf and turf. I skip the salad and the fancy hors d' oeuvres and get right to.

[Cheryl Ashley]

The surf and turf.

[Pat Godwin]

You're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

I also like the Wikipedia entry you read at the beginning of it. Well, I hadn't gone over it in a while.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No, it didn't sound like that at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Natural as anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Surf. Surfs up is a great song. Now totally off the. Coming up, we're gonna. I forgot we have sexy time with Ally Breen coming up. That's always fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Better get a boner today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we always have. We always. We also have excuses.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Hear that? He's getting a boner.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, coming up are the special treat that I've been holding back on Headline ER Doc reveal. What is the strangest thing removed from. I'll let you figure out the rest.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm guessing, but Alex. But is it bot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Stories.

[Tom Griswold]

It's from an episode you won't see on. What's the Chicago Doctor Story Movie.

[Sarah Lashley]

Chicago Med.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicago Med. Is that it? I know they've got like Chicago Fire. Chicago Pet Store. Chicago. It's from a doctor in Chicago.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

I watch Chicago Pet Store.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Strangest thing removed from someone's.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What do you got in snakes?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out.

[Cheryl Ashley]

How about those 85 bears, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

But first we will check in with Chick McGee.

[Cheryl Ashley]

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[Josh Arnold]

Don't do that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Raycon. They're great. I just got a pair for one of my daughters the other day. The Raycon earbuds are terrific. Terrific. Coming up, something that was found in a very small space crammed in there. You're going to be quite surprised when you find out what it was. And it comes to us from Chicago. This comes to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and it's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Cheryl Ashley]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Yes. If you're wondering, we still all hate each other. O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Cheryl Ashley at the news desk.

[Sarah Lashley]

Hello.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you? Stinky.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, the man down. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee. No. Coming up, it's going to be Sexy time with Ali Breen. I certainly look forward to that.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You have to have a. A come hither voice.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, I think he does.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't want to hear it.

[Cheryl Ashley]

It's not. It's not what you're saying. It's not sexy time. You actually have something, Jess.

[Josh Arnold]

You're just nervous that you won't be able to stop thinking about it.

[Jess Hooker]

What if I start dreaming about it?

[Cheryl Ashley]

You heard her.

[Jess Hooker]

And then he. And then I. And then we're standing in the green room together and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so nervous. So, so sexy.

[Cheryl Ashley]

She's all him in the cowboy hat. She's been on, on record as saying, I can't stop looking at Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

It was awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a little awkward coming up. If you think the cowboy hat was sexy coming up. Is it next week or. Oh, yeah, next week we're doing.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you want to tell them? Do you want to tell him?

[Ali Breen]

Should we?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good idea. No, no, no, you don't. That's okay. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom and I have a surprise for you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

This one. Trust me, five times you put a.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Baby in Jasmine that.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, just, just the chaos maniac in me would just thrive on such. Such news.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I asked Pat to do it. I'm in enough trouble. Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

How's that going, by the way?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's move forward here. Let's see. We already covered this. It's time to check in with the Silac Insurance news desk, where you've got Sheriff lastly sitting in for Christy Lee, who is in the UK right now. What have you got over there?

[Sarah Lashley]

All right, we've got an ER doctor reveals what the strangest thing removed from someone's butt was?

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, the butt.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, the butt. The bum. A Chicago emergency room physician is sharing one of the more unusual cases from his career. Dr. Kenji Oyasu, who has worked for years in emergency medicine, said that people often ask him about the strangest thing that he has ever had to remove from a patient. His answer? A full size Yankee candle still in its jar.

[Josh Arnold]

That. That is massive. Massive.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's about.

[Josh Arnold]

And expensive.

[Sarah Lashley]

I mean that's a very expensive.

[Tom Griswold]

About a softball in diameter.

[Cheryl Ashley]

As big around as one of those yeti cups. One of those sandler.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, right here at the top like that?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, about that.

[Sarah Lashley]

Maybe even bigger than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Prodigious.

[Pat Godwin]

What's that? That was it.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you. Do you have to.

[Sarah Lashley]

I don't have that information.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have a pointy end, do they?

[Sarah Lashley]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It's handles down so it's quite blunt.

[Sarah Lashley]

I mean unless you use some of them have like a little lid with like a knob like a glass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but can you imagine. But I don't if the lid were included.

[Sarah Lashley]

I don't think that's going to help.

[Tom Griswold]

But the best is yet to come. So this, this, this, this doctor in Chicago has removed a full size Yankee candle from someone's rear. And here's the best part.

[Sarah Lashley]

The doctor added that the. The particular candle in this case was pumpkin spice scented.

[Josh Arnold]

I have those. I have those right now. Not in my butt.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, you should try. You promise?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Why don't you give it a shot?

[Josh Arnold]

I make no promise for the show.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm wondering if the New York Post decided to release this story now just because it was pumpkin spice.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. They got the story this summer. They talked to the doctors. Wait minute a. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Johnson, hold up. It's. It's. It's seasonal.

[Sarah Lashley]

It's like double. They're warning the. They're warning the public. But they're also like. But also it's pumpkin spice season. Get into it.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they make seasonal douches?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I guess you're the only person I could ask.

[Tom Griswold]

One's called. Isn't there one called Summer's Eve?

[Jess Hooker]

That's the brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there like a whole winter morning?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Not just for summer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's kind of like a fireplace.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Holidays.

[Josh Arnold]

Pine and chocolate chip cookies.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Vanilla.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Pat song has the douche that smells like pumpkin spice.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah. Pumpkins spice.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not how it's sung.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the right Key. Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

It's close.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, nothing says fall. Like. Like pumpkin spice and anal leakage.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really. This guy really worked.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're assuming it's a guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we know it's a guy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

I don't think it's said whether it was.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I would.

[Cheryl Ashley]

But you would have to work up to that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I would guarantee such a guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Absolutely.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What do you mean?

[Jess Hooker]

You guys are always sticking stuff up your butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he was constipated and he thought it would act like one of those ear candles. Oh, you light the wick.

[Jess Hooker]

A butt candle.

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you light it?

[Sarah Lashley]

How do you. I mean. And also, I just. Do you guys have, like, visuals right now? How did he make this happen?

[Josh Arnold]

I think he started with. He started with a salt shaker. You know, you may.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the same night, though, like, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. You sleep with, like, a salt shaker in.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When porn stars do those scenes, they will have a plug in for hours before.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They have stretchers that come in different.

[Sarah Lashley]

Sizes, but I guess this size feels so different. Like, this size feels.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. Unsafe.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I have a pair of shoe stretchers.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, they have those for your vagina and your.

[Sarah Lashley]

Did you know that no other country.

[Jess Hooker]

Uses those except us?

[Sarah Lashley]

Yep. Because in other countries, they're considered barbaric.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Seems like it.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Vagina stretchers.

[Jess Hooker]

A vagina stretcher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

I don't think that's their.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they need the. Aren't they. Aren't our most fellow looking for the opposite?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean. Are you talking about speculums?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no. I'm talking about. Imagine like a dildo, but they come in different sizes, and you make them like. And you. You just keep sticking things up there till it stretches it out for sexual.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Sarah Lashley]

The behind.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I knew about the.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that? Wow. So it's kind of like those Russian eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yes, the nesting dolls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In any event, Russian eggs. I'll never look at a Yankee candle the same.

[Cheryl Ashley]

And by the way, if my name ever is Kenji, I'm gonna insist my last name's Rue.

[Josh Arnold]

Kenji.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Kenjiro. Like a kangaroo.

[Jess Hooker]

I know a Kenji.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You know a Kenji.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Kenji. Well, Dr. Kenji Oyasu. Congratulations, Jess.

[Josh Arnold]

You know a Kenji?

[Jess Hooker]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

What call center does he work at? Tell me I'm wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

You are wrong. You are wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's squeeze in one more story. What have you Got over there.

[Sarah Lashley]

This is the. The dating. The. The new information about the date.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't buy this as being new.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're the way you date and the way humans date. You don't really.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Excuse me, but would you like to come by my place and pick up a house, watch me walk my dog? How would that be?

[Sarah Lashley]

I mean that's kind of hot right now with all AI you know, I guess it's the.

[Tom Griswold]

The term is new, I guess.

[Sarah Lashley]

But yeah, I've never heard this term before. The Internet has a new term for sale. Singles who over promise in their dating profiles. Biobaiting. According to a pay poll by the dating app Wisp, nearly two thirds. I've never heard of that dating app. Have you?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Sarah Lashley]

Okay. Nearly 2/3 of singles admitted to feeling let down after meeting someone who didn't live up to their dating profile.

[Tom Griswold]

And I mean isn't that sort of from day one lying on the dating profile while.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, but I mean I think. Okay, so the MO here it says the most common cliches that disappointed daters were love to travel, adventurer, entrepreneur, foodie. Yeah. And spontaneous. But I think these are like really general terms that they prompt you to put on there and so you feel like you have to put something on there.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been on the sites? The dating sites?

[Sarah Lashley]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's no shame in it. I think they're very effective for.

[Cheryl Ashley]

But the number one lie for guys is really big down there.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think that's what they're saying.

[Sarah Lashley]

They don't say that. They just hold up a really big fish.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me write that down.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, right there. Take notes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they all. Do they. They all have photographs?

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, yeah, I think so. I mean I think there's probably.

[Josh Arnold]

You should. I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean is there one that is.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Well, think about it.

[Josh Arnold]

You're blind date.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You're going through the pictures and then there's a. A blank space.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just wondering if there was one for those that were a little more literary and did they just want to read about it?

[Sarah Lashley]

I feel like I've heard of apps like that, but I've never really.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of interesting where you existing, you find out if the person is really compatible but you have no idea what they look like.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's blind date or blind.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a TV show like that? Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What's it called?

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Dating Line.

[Cheryl Ashley]

It's like hbo. It's in England and they show the blind bread island their bodies and they don't show their faces.

[Jess Hooker]

Not this one, this one is totally naked. They share a wall and they talk through a wall, but they never see. Love is blind. Love is blind.

[Tom Griswold]

The bio. Bio baiting. Sounds like you're, I don't know, cranking one off while watching Margot Robbie and I. Tanya.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's. If you watch a bio on Wall street.

[Tom Griswold]

Or if you're like a closeted gay nerd, you're watching the Social Network with Jesse Eisenberg is getting you hot as he invents Facebook.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I got to look at.

[Tom Griswold]

At this one.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're a closeted gay nerd, there's.

[Cheryl Ashley]

A lot going on now. He just came up with that to the Social Network. There's something going on in there. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They're making a sequel to that, by the way.

[Cheryl Ashley]

They are?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they are actually.

[Josh Arnold]

For true. For true.

[Tom Griswold]

Social Network.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Where do they go?

[Josh Arnold]

Jeremy Strong is playing Zuckerberg. It's going to be about all the two hours censorship stuff.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yeah, it's already. It's being done.

[Tom Griswold]

How about an honest. Could they do like a lie detector version of a dating app?

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

So, you know, the guy's buyer would be alcoholic, serial cheater, usually unemployed, no smokers. You know, really, really get to the heart of the thing. Coming up, it's going to be sexy time with with Ali Breen. We are in the Aurelioto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom show show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Cheryl Ashley]

It's SuperStart battery month at O'Reilly Auto Part. Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance News Desk is Cheryl Asli.

[Sarah Lashley]

Hello.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chicken.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Jessica Alsman is here.

[Sarah Lashley]

Hi.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm Chick and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a special surprise right now.

[Cheryl Ashley]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to Google this guy, see if I can see if I remember who he is. It's actually the great comedian Jim Gaffigan joining us on the phone. Jim, how are you, sir?

[Jim Gaffigan]

It is an honor to be speaking with you guys again. I am excited to be heading back to India be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got. You got a bunch of dates coming up and these are the ones you had to cancel, right. You last year. You're going to be at the famous clues auditorium.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Yes. I love how clues is spelled like they should give a clue. Clues.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jim Gaffigan]

It's Spelled close.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or clows. Yeah. Well, how have you been? Are you working on just stand up comedy these days? Are you doing some of your acting now?

[Jim Gaffigan]

I'm, it's, I'm all in on stand up right now. I'm, you know, I'm doing this. I'm, I'm doing a lot of material on bourbon. Not that anyone ever asked for it. It's just one of those things where, as you know, stand ups just, it's all kind of self assignment. So I figured, I figured I would, you know, talk a lot about, you know, the drink that just, you know, out of shape old guys drink. You know what I mean? It's, I think that has broad appeal.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim, in my hand right now, I am holding a bottle of Father Time precious batch Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey. This is the firstborn edition from the spring of 2024. And is that your dad on the label?

[Jim Gaffigan]

That's my grandfather.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Grandfather. Yeah. And so I wanted to do something, you know, like some of it is the pandemic. I, you know, like some people got into making bread. I, you know, I started gardening and I started drinking bourbon. And what I've learned over the past couple years is no one cares about gardening and. But yeah, no, so I, my, my grandfather, you know, was from Springfield, Illinois. And I learned through finding your roots that he worked in coal mine. You know, his family had worked in coal mines. And he's kind of this, he broke this cycle of my family working in coal mines. He made dentures. And so I just wanted to do a little bit of a tribute to him. And I also, you know, as I have these teenagers, I have a greater appreciation for my father, who I thought was a lunatic, but now I realize was a pretty normal guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. And by the way, this is. You're putting yourself under some pressure because I noticed as part of your two tour, you're going to be at the Kentucky center, which of course, that's. Those are bourbon people, I would assume. Have you tested your bourbon against some of the others that are out there?

[Jim Gaffigan]

Oh, yeah. No, this is, I mean, the Father Time is considered a pretty, pretty darn good bourbon. But what I'm gonna do in Louisville October 7th through 9th is I'm doing this, I'm calling it the Bourbon set, where the whole show is going to be about bourbon, which is, again, nobody wanted it, but I'm doing it. And it's, it's. But you know, I've, I've grown so interested in, you know, people that are interested in Alcohol, the way I am are considered alcoholics. But, like, my whole thing is, I just find it fascinating. I love the story behind bourbon. I love the culture. And, you know, I don't know if any of you guys. There are bourbon drinkers, but there. There's a certain type of guy, you know, like, if you're over 30, out of shape with a beard, and you don't drink bourbon, you're kind of a fraud. A bourbon drinker looks like, you know, and it's. You get kind of ensnared by it because, you know, growing up, you kind of think, hard alcohol tastes like turpentine, and it does. But then when you try bourbon, you're like, oh, this isn't bad. And that's the first stage of the bourbon obsession, which. And then the second stage is you try premium bourbon, which propels you to the third stage, which is collective, which is, you know, and you vow that you're not going to overdo it. You're just. You're not going to be one of those weirdos that sleeps out in a car for a special release, or you're going to be dishonest to your wife, but then the next stage is you sleep out in your car. So it goes full circle.

[Tom Griswold]

I. By the way, your grandfather has a great head of hair.

[Jim Gaffigan]

I know. I did not get that. I did not get the hair. But it's. You know, it's. You know, I'm. I'm all recessive gene. You know what I mean? It's like a different century. I would not be walking around at this point. You know, I mean.

[Announcer]

But it's all good.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Oh, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say, I want. Just wanted to reintroduce you. We're speaking with Jim Gaffigan, one of the great comedians, and Jim's gonna be doing a little tour here. He'll be stopping at, as you mentioned, clues, home call, October 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th, then the Kentucky Center, October 7th, 8th and 9, a couple of shows. It would appear on the 9th, and then the. The Moody Theater on October 23rd.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's in Austin, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it says on your website. All new material.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Yeah, all new material. Well, that's. That's the unspoken agreement, I think, that. I'm sorry. So grateful people that have come to shows and come back, the promise is that it's going to be all new material that's, you know, tried and true, good stuff, but, like, new, you know, that's. I found that, you know, I've been doing stand up for 800 years.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Jim Gaffigan]

It's just like, so I'm so grateful for people to show up, and the objective is for people to leave, leave when they leave, to say, you know, I'm coming back when he comes back. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Right. Well, I'll be back seeing you again, of course. Jim, how old is your oldest child?

[Jim Gaffigan]

She is 21.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Pretty bizarre, right? So it's like she's still in school, being on this. Yeah, she's in college. And I remember being on Bob and Tom and talking about, you know, being a young father and not knowing what I was doing. And now I'm an old father who still doesn't know, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yikes. And then your youngest is how old?

[Jim Gaffigan]

He's. He's 13 now. So I have. It's all teenagers, you know, it's like, wow, 13 to 21. I feel like I'm living in a psych ward, really. I'm convinced they're trying to make me crazy, and I know that it's developmentally appropriate for them to challenge, but they're stealing all my stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Any budding. Any possible comedians in the bunch.

[Jim Gaffigan]

My son Jack has done some stand up, but, you know, and he really enjoyed it. But it is such a strange world, right? It's, it's. It's a. Such a unique path. Like, you have to have a real insanity to pursue stand up. It. There isn't a logical path. So I think he's funny. I think he could definitely do it. But I also know that it's not a life cut out for everyone. Everyone, you know, I mean, but all I know, it's like, you know, having raised five kids, the conclusion I've come to is my only goal now is to leave them with nothing.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's right.

[Jim Gaffigan]

I want to make them pay for my casket.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim Gaffigan is our guest, and if you go to Jim's website, Jim Gaffigan.com you can get tickets for all the events that Jim has mentioned. Highly recommended. He's terrific live performer. I've seen him many times. On a serious note, Jim, you are a really good actor.

[Jim Gaffigan]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think a lot of people probably don't know that necessarily, they know you as a comedian. Have you been working on any projects? Movies, tv, anything coming down the pike?

[Jim Gaffigan]

You know, there's a possibility of doing, you know, there's, you know, the acting world is just so bizarre. I mean, that's where I'm spoiled by doing stand up is that you have some control over it. But, like, there are supposed Projects that are gonna happen. But I don't know, I mean, I just think I really have such sympathy for the, the people that are in the acting only business because it is insane. So, like when an actor goes crazy or has a meltdown, I'm like, yeah, of course. They've been dealing with essentially psychological abuse their entire adult life.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of rejection. Is there, is there a.

[Jim Gaffigan]

It's just insane.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about the so called biopic. Is there someone in history that you're starting to look like that you think you could portray in a movie someday?

[Jim Gaffigan]

That's an interesting question. I mean, I, you know, I don't know. I don't know if any. I mean, I feel like any, you know, large headed Irishman I could probably play. Right? You know, no one knows who Tip o' Neill is.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There you go, you know, becoming Tip.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Well, Jim, I know you got a lot on your mind, a lot to do, so we'll let you go. Jim Gaffigan on tour once again. Visit the website, we'll stick a link up and find out where he's gonna be and go see some great live stand up comedy. Jim, always terrific. Thanks so much for calling. Oh, thank you.

[Jim Gaffigan]

And I really, you guys, I really appreciate your show and you guys having me on all these years. I really appreciate it. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're very welcome. Oh, and the bourbon is real, but by the way, Father Time Bourbon. Okay, look, look for it near you. Thanks, Jim.

[Josh Arnold]

Bye, Jim. Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

I just happen to have this thing of bourbon right there by my. I didn't, I didn't know Jim was calling until two minutes before we went back on the air. But I've kept this right here.

[Cheryl Ashley]

He cannot be any nicer. That's for sure, man.

[Tom Griswold]

He's incredibly funny.

[Sarah Lashley]

He nailed that profile on bourbon drinkers, though. Over 30, beard, etc. Etc.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And also the last time I saw him, he. He said he. It's all new material, but he did do a couple of. He kind of did an encore sort of thing where he came back and did. Did like a couple Hot Pockets variations. It's kind of his Stairway to Heaven, right?

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. So the classics.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so. But, but, yeah, but other than that, it was all new stuff, which is, which is tremendous. What's coming up next? You know, we do know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Sexy time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Sexy time with. With Ali Breen.

[Cheryl Ashley]

We try to break up more.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Cheryl Ashley]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We've reached the point in the show where we do most mornings where tomorrow is mad at everyone in the room and also all of our listeners. So very good, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Except for this guy.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Stand by. What guy?

[Tom Griswold]

James May.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, he's a hell of a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

James May from Jackson, Michigan. He won himself.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm going to Jackson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love this. An E gift card to Steven Singer jewelers. Thank you, Stephen Singer. Check out the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com the E gift card. You could win one too. James May will talk to him tomorrow. He'll make his picks against Chick McGee. He was the only person. He got 15 of 16 games in week four. Week five begins Thursday evening. Just go to bobandtom.com contest and make your picks. It's that simple.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Tom, do you need a glass of water? Because during the Commercial break. You never shut up. I mean, you talked nonsense.

[Sarah Lashley]

I enjoyed it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the amphetamines and you know, they're prescribed description.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, pat, ace, chicken. I really just wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know, to die.

[Josh Arnold]

Three seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Go ahead, expound. What have you got?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm ready to listen.

[Tom Griswold]

I am. I will say nothing.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's impossible.

[Josh Arnold]

Please, just introduce Ali Breen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's there. Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Where do you think she is?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't see her. Oh, there she is. Ladies and gentlemen, joining us via satellite, it's comedian Ali Breen. Where are you, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

I'm in like a pod at Fox. I have to tape something for them around 10, so I'm down here early.

[Sarah Lashley]

Ah, nice.

[Cheryl Ashley]

They have pods?

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's where Hannity goes to fart. He has a special tube type.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he sell them?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, they're ransom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the show is called Sexy Time. The way it works is you send Ali Breen your problems and she reads them to us and we try to help. You can reach her. A L L I B R E E N Ali Breen on your favorite social media platform. Allie, what have we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I found texts from my boyfriend talking to his ex about how they regretted how things ended and how good this ex used to be. He hasn't seen her or anything, but I'm really mad about this and I don't know how to bring it up without getting him mad that I snooped his phone. What do I do?

[Tom Griswold]

Leave now. Oh, boy.

[Sarah Lashley]

You think she should break up?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

This guy wants to be with his old girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

He said that to somebody.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Well, but should she have?

[Ali Breen]

He didn't say that exactly.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Should she have been looking in his phone? I mean, it's possible.

[Tom Griswold]

What did she say exactly?

[Cheryl Ashley]

But not check on people's phone.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, well, I agree with you.

[Ali Breen]

They were saying they regretted how it ended and they were reminiscing about how good the sex was.

[Josh Arnold]

He was saying this to the ex?

[Sarah Lashley]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's over. Sounds like they might end up hooking up again. Oh, for sure. But that's like part of the breakup, right? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like he wants to. He wants to go back.

[Sarah Lashley]

She must have had a gut feeling she started going through his phone. Yeah, she deserves it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

Meaning he's acting guilty or something weird.

[Tom Griswold]

And he is.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So, yeah. You're suggesting Josh is what, now?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. Yeah, this. It sounds like he may still be interested in his ex. I Mean, the evidence is there. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, confirm it.

[Ali Breen]

But does she bring it up to him? Does she say, hey, I know you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking to your ex.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to factor mess up on the fact that you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you should steal some stuff from him before you break up.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yes.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Empty his bank account.

[Sarah Lashley]

I was thinking more like a mug or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Hit him up style.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, good. Yeah. Our work is done. Let's go on to our next letter. Boom.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I've been on and off with the same guy almost five times over the last 10 years. I love him and he claims he's grown every single time. But now I feel like I'm just a bad backup plan for when he finds something better. Do you think there's any way I can get him to be serious about me? Or have I let him go too far in this direction already? What should I do?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll win the lottery.

[Sarah Lashley]

We'll respect you, girl. You need to respect yourself. Yeah. Out of there. Gross times.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That seems excessive.

[Sarah Lashley]

You deserve better. Yeah. No. Well, they're both a lot. And it's not like she did anything to let him go too far. It's just that he was already a narcissist and she just fed into it and didn't realize. Grown, though. I'm changed. Right? Okay, come back in. You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Guy admits he's grown. Come on, that's never happened.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. It's a lie.

[Ali Breen]

That's for sure. A lie.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

And it might be the case that if she is like, no more. I'm done with this. Then he's like, oh, I had a great thing and comes crawling back for sure, you know?

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Better than just letting him walk all over you every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever she does, it'll stay the same. Yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

He's never going to change.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, if they hook up, it'll. It'll unhook eventually.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

We've. We've solved another good one. But this is great. We're two for two. Let's move on. Ally, what else you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend gets drunk and asks me things like, if we were both different flavored Doritos, would I fight to be in the same bag as her? That's a quote. And see if I'll stay with her. Or is she serious?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Finally sober.

[Josh Arnold]

That's such a guy. Question. Question that I. Is she trying to annoy the hell out of me?

[Sarah Lashley]

She sounds fun. She sounds awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds like one of those. One of those card games that you sit at the table after Thanksgiving and you have to grab cars that eventually start lots of arguments.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds insufferable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Get out.

[Sarah Lashley]

Most girls get drunk and want to pick a fight, though.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a fight, actually.

[Sarah Lashley]

That's like. Yeah, that's super fun and cute. If you don't like her quirks, go find some other boring.

[Tom Griswold]

That. I'm wondering if that's from one of those games. You know what I'm talking about, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Cards against humanity type of things, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like something like that. And it's just. Just offense.

[Sarah Lashley]

Is she just trying to annoy me?

[Ali Breen]

That's what he's asking. Is the test. Is the test that she's actually trying to annoy him to death and see if he'll stay with her, or is she asking those questions legitimately? Is what he's trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she's drunk and she thinks. She thinks it's funny. What was the exact question again? If you're. What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Doritos.

[Ali Breen]

It really doesn't even make sense. If we were both different flavored Doritos, would I fight to be in the same bag as her?

[Josh Arnold]

So in other words, would a. Would a cool ranch say, hey, I know I'm cool ranch? I should go, but I am in love with the nacho cheese. May I go? And I need to get in that bag.

[Sarah Lashley]

It's beautiful. With the Dorito gods.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I just want.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Just want something.

[Ali Breen]

I think I just wrote someone's wedding vows.

[Sarah Lashley]

I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

My God, you cool wrench.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Ali Breen]

She thinks it's fun, I think. And you're gonna have to get used to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's move on. Once again, we're speaking with comedian Ally Breen. A L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I spell it out because you can reach Ali on social media platforms everywhere and send us your love troubles. And you can see clearly we are fixing them in a. In a brisk and proper manner. Let's go on to our next letter.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I met a girl online who was in a lesbian relationship for the last seven years and is now switching back to men.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Here we go.

[Ali Breen]

Do you think. Do you think now that she's dying for the D, or should I be treading lightly here?

[Tom Griswold]

How would you play this? Let me tell you something.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You are over yourselves.

[Sarah Lashley]

Good luck.

[Ali Breen]

This is some real insight into guy's mind right there. Yeah, exactly.

[Sarah Lashley]

She, like, can't handle life without me craving it, man. Yeah. What you going to do?

[Ali Breen]

Seven years? She's dying for it.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, to put it. To put it in such general terms, dying for the D. I. Maybe if. If she's dying for him, that would be more appropriate.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even know what this guy's at.

[Sarah Lashley]

You know, the lesbians can still find a D to use. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the answer is a very confident no. She's not dying for the D. Yeah. Do this girl a favor.

[Ali Breen]

Seven years.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't talk to her anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

We have really done some good work today. Yeah, we're breaking them all up. There's a lot of fish in the sea. Go fishing.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Next letter. What have we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, A lot of times when I go down on my girlfriend, there are bits of toilet paper down there. Don't you think after just one time she'd make sure that never happens again? It's pretty gross. Or is she just too comfortable with me at this point? What's going on here?

[Josh Arnold]

She doesn't know.

[Sarah Lashley]

She doesn't know. She definitely doesn't know. She rubbernecking the. Check it out before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Buy her a better brand, for God's sake. What is she. What is she using? Dollar Store tp. Yeah. Shredding it down there.

[Josh Arnold]

She's stealing it from a nearby motel.

[Sarah Lashley]

Like, it's rough for women. We gotta wipe front to back. There's all these rules. There's so many rules.

[Josh Arnold]

So many rules.

[Sarah Lashley]

You don't even know. You'll never know all the rules.

[Pat Godwin]

Stay in the shower.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Nothing harder than hygiene.

[Sarah Lashley]

That'S eating up the toilet paper. So it can easily just stick in there.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I don't understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, you just deal with it.

[Ali Breen]

It's still weird to me that guys don't have to. That you just give a little shake and that's enough. Isn't that still a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Then the rest of it is stored in your. In the groin of your jeans and your underwear. But it's all good.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What's the old joke? I need some stool, blood and urine. And he just. Hair's my underwear, you know?

[Sarah Lashley]

Right.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's funny stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

When you fill up your car with gas, do you just pull the nozzle out and hang it up or do you give it a couple shakes first?

[Sarah Lashley]

I give it shakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course you do. That's what we have to do.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh has got the high test. Oh, baby.

[Ali Breen]

But when you put it back, it's still dripping a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Always.

[Sarah Lashley]

Every time.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I always.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

That's because you Guys don't know.

[Ali Breen]

We don't know how to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this toilet paper thing, is this a common issue?

[Ali Breen]

We've had these questions before.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, to me, that's. I'm gonna guess she's shaving because toilet paper will tend to stick more to.

[Tom Griswold]

That five o' clock shower.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what he's complaining about.

[Cheryl Ashley]

The. The bristly terrain.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you just pick it off and get back to what you're doing?

[Sarah Lashley]

It's biodegradable. It's fine in your mouth. Chill out.

[Josh Arnold]

No, don't. Toilet paper.

[Cheryl Ashley]

What kind of a guy. During that? In that. Right there. In it. Right in it.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Go. Oh, there's toilet. But nobody, not one guy, would do that.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he wearing a miner's helmet? How can he see it?

[Josh Arnold]

Some people do it in the daylight.

[Tom Griswold]

That is immoral.

[Cheryl Ashley]

With the sun shining in you.

[Josh Arnold]

Ethan, you beast, you probably. You make each of you wear sleep masks, don't you?

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, yeah. And it's like. It's like my lover cat burglar.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. Josh, you have a bidet? I do now. Would that have taken care of this?

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yeah. Afterwards. Sure. And. And my bidet does move. The nozzle move so that women can use it up front. It's meant for that.

[Tom Griswold]

You press a button and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. You hit a button on the remote and it'll angle it differently.

[Tom Griswold]

This is very.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Another win. We've answered the question. We have time for one more letter. Once again, we're speaking with comedian Ali Breen. She's in a pod somewhere in the Fox studios. And. And can you say what show you're gonna be on?

[Ali Breen]

Well, it's actually this Fox Nation thing. They're doing, like, a Halloween special where they do talking heads with, like, memories from Halloween of, like, the Great Pumpkin Patch from Charlie Brown and all those things.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what you're gonna talk about?

[Ali Breen]

No, I haven't even gotten the packet yet. But it's supposed to be your own memories of Halloween mixed with whatever they have on the lineup.

[Tom Griswold]

No, as an adult. As an adult. Have you ever gone to a costume party?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

What you dress, what you dress as?

[Ali Breen]

Easy. I always do like a cat, where you just draw on whiskers and do cat ears and you can wear, like, a leotard kind of.

[Sarah Lashley]

It's always adorable.

[Ali Breen]

Never gone too intricate.

[Josh Arnold]

If you see Brett Bear, tell him he should dress as Fred Flintstone. I think he. He would make a good.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, that would be so Perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

All he needs is the unitard and he's ready to go. We have.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Hey, you. You can't say that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's an outfit. Oh, I'm.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm a.

[Josh Arnold]

And you might. You might be able to say it on Fox. You know, not particularly.

[Announcer]

Woke.

[Cheryl Ashley]

True.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty funny. That is a solid joke. I should it. It'll probably offend some people, but you know something? I've given up. Yeah. I don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't worry about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, let's do our last letter. What have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I went on a couple's vacation with three other couples. And one couple took the big room with the Jacuzzi and basically acted like they were the leaders of the vacation. I complained about it and kept kind of getting in fights the whole time. And now my wife is mad at me and says that I put a strain on all of our friends. I said, we can find new friends.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think?

[Ali Breen]

Should I cave in and apologize?

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah, get rid of them. New friends.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I am the leader of this vacation. I want you to see.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought this. I. I thought this letter was going to be. They had the high hot tub in their room. So one night I went in there.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Mrs. Johnson was flopping around. And the next thing you know, first of all, who goes on vacation?

[Ali Breen]

I read too many of those Penthouse letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was on vacation with other people? I mean, vacation can be bad.

[Sarah Lashley]

We've done that. And there's like. There is a lot of work. An alpha couple or an alpha person, it just dominates it. Is it usually the person that like the couple that does the most planning? It usually is more. I think so. I mean, that's kind of fair. If they pay more, what would you.

[Tom Griswold]

But what would you do? Would you flip a coin? You don't want to switch rooms every night, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That he could have relaxed. There was no reason to get upset.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The first thing you do is ditch the other couples. For God's sake. Have some fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, honey, you've really put a strain on all our friendships.

[Ali Breen]

Let it go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, Ally, thanks. Good luck with your Halloween, hunk. Thank you. Do you have any good memory? Do I. Do you carve a pumpkin for your little apartment?

[Ali Breen]

No, I do almost nothing. It's really sad. In New York. I've given up on all holidays.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have trick or treating your house.

[Josh Arnold]

What was your favorite candy to get when you were trick or treating as a kid?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, Snickers for sure. Absolutely. Snickers. Yeah. They do do a building thing where the kids like within the building will trick or treat. But I think there's like two kids in my building. So everyone kind of leaves out a bowl. That's help yourself and the kid just makes out like a bandit.

[Tom Griswold]

Buy the full size bar, not the fun size. Fun size? Yeah. Full size? Yeah. Get the fun.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoever thought of fun size? That's some Madison Avenue liar.

[Ali Breen]

Nothing fun about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thanks, Ally.

[Josh Arnold]

See you, Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck on the tv.

[Sarah Lashley]

Bye, Ally.

[Tom Griswold]

Always a great pleasure talking to Allie Breen. Now, when it's trick or treat time, you want to make sure that you're safe after the, after the, you know, it gets dark, it's time to go to bed.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's right. It's all scary.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You want the camera, you want peace.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Of mind, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Cheryl Ashley]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Shara, do you know who Mr. Ed is?

[Sarah Lashley]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Sarah Lashley]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Even if you don't, that was the right answer. When we come back, we have a horse in the news with an unusual skill. Maybe.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Of course, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Right on y.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You know what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Auto Part Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

A great man composed.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's reminiscent of the James Brown. I think even.

[Cheryl Ashley]

There'S Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Like James Beige. The whiter, the whiter. James Brown.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Okay, tell me about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Around the horn.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Tell me something good.

[Tom Griswold]

We asked Ali Breen what her favorite Halloween candy was. I think it's fair to go around the horn here. Josh Arnold. Favorite Halloween candy as a kid?

[Josh Arnold]

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good. And as an adult? That's my answer. Cheryl Asley.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. Also Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

The Heath bar.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Pat Godwin]

The toffee.

[Cheryl Ashley]

No kidding. Don't get stuck in your teeth.

[Pat Godwin]

I have strong teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Alsman.

[Sarah Lashley]

Skittles. Oh, that fruity.

[Josh Arnold]

I would often trade those.

[Sarah Lashley]

Would you? For what? For the Reese's.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Anything else?

[Pat Godwin]

Blankets.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Skittles are the ones that they look like M M's, but you bite into them and they're all gooey.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Tom, did you hear what Pat would trade Skittles for?

[Tom Griswold]

Booze.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Blankets.

[Sarah Lashley]

Blankets.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Sarah Lashley]

I was really painting a picture.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Chicken G. Well, when I was a kid, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Absolutely. But I found out the older I got, you could act, the better the Reese cup you get. The better. I mean, you can get an old Reese's Peanut Butter cup and they're not good. Yeah, they're not. Not good at all. So you try to get the newer ones, the seasonal ones ones, then I'll take. But probably a Snicker bar now. They're always good. No matter how old.

[Josh Arnold]

Satisfy. They really satisfy.

[Cheryl Ashley]

They really. Hershey bar with almond.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a good, good choice.

[Tom Griswold]

Hershey bar. Yes. With almond. No. I would. I would certainly trade.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Totally agree. Yeah, I love both.

[Tom Griswold]

Used to be Nestle's Crunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I never really cared for those, but I get the appeal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Which is. Yeah.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You know, I knew it was going to be Nestle's corn. You and I should go on the new. I bet we clean.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because it's the same thing. It's because I tell the truth. It was Nestle's Crunch. That was my favorite candy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. To me, Nestle chocolate was just lesser than Hershey's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm now a Reese's guy. Those Reese's cups.

[Josh Arnold]

Reese's, huh?

[Sarah Lashley]

You Know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I don't. I do, but I don't care for the way that's pronounced.

[Cheryl Ashley]

You ever take a Hershey bar, click it in half, snap it in half, and then take a Crunch bar, snap it in half and put the Crunch bar in between the Hershey bar and.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Go to town on that.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds delightful.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you are. You are the biggest mixer I've ever.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, I love to mix.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

So did your dad.

[Cheryl Ashley]

Oh, it's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't either. It's an inside joke.

[Cheryl Ashley]

I'm just glad he, he, he did enjoy some happiness there. Yes. Life. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Sorry. That's kind of a inside joke. Not really a joke. Why don't we. Why don't we talk to Shara? She's right there. Remember I said we have a horror story. I love this story.

[Sarah Lashley]

Yeah. Yeah. This is cute. A video of mounted police officers in Texas has gone viral showing them chasing a suspect on horseback. KCBD reports that officers Bryson Lewis and William Trotter, or Trotter. Is this real?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Sarah Lashley]

Billy Trotter were assisting with a routine patrol in Lubbock when they stopped a man for walking in the road rather than Gloria Palomino. They noted that the man seemed to be acting suspicious. To break the tension, Officer Trotter joked that he was writing a narcotic sniffing horse. And that's when the men man took off running. The pair gave chase and quickly apprehended the 42 year old who was charged with evading arrest and tampering with physical evidence with the intent to impair.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, this guy literally thinks they've got drug sniffing horses. I guess it's semi reasonable. They have drug sniffing dogs, but if.

[Sarah Lashley]

He was high, you know, anything, he'd believe anything. I mean, I'm really gullible. I would believe anything most people would say to me. An officer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm 42.

[Sarah Lashley]

I'm sorry, Josh, did you say. What did you say?

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, if you're. Let's say you are, you get a ticket, a speeding ticket. And it's from somebody on a horse.

[Sarah Lashley]

It's from an officer.

[Josh Arnold]

And he says, hey, this ticket, I'm going to be honest, is going to cost you about $400. Or you can sit behind the horse and let it crap on your head and I will let you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm good for the 400. No kidding. Yeah. I'm glad you guys thought it was this. This police officer's name was or is Officer Trotter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Sarah Lashley]

Boy, I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

But then they chase the guy on the horse.

[Sarah Lashley]

He ended up being a horseback police officer with that last name.

[Tom Griswold]

Best chase.

[Sarah Lashley]

But I, I feel like this isn't very nice. I mean, I mean, they don't have to be nice, but isn't that entrapment? Oh, they can lie.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they just asked. The guy was joking. The cop was going, hey, this horse is a narcotic smelling horse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the guy, whoa.

[Sarah Lashley]

Why do they gotta chase him? Just laugh and let him run away.

[Josh Arnold]

You're pro criminal. I had no idea.

[Sarah Lashley]

There's a lot you don't know about me, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of chases involving cops and broncos.

[Cheryl Ashley]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, O.J.

[Cheryl Ashley]

The first thing I did was empty my revolver. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

If the guy had any decent drugs, he would have been able to outrun the horse. Or at least in his, in his head. Think he could. Thanks for joining us. We got a lot coming up the rest of the week with some good stuff. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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