The BOB & TOM Show - October 14, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – October 14, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby
Guests: Kostaki Economopoulos (comedian/NFL), Justin Seymour (comedian), Jess Hooker, Jeff Hoskey
Original Air Date: October 14, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its trademark mashup of comedy, audience banter, sports talk, and irreverent news discussions. The crew covers everything from parody horror movies to unique Halloween traditions, weird sports injuries, nostalgic candy, marriage sponsorships, and the absurdities of daily life. Guest comedians Kostaki Economopoulos and Justin Seymour boost the morning with fast-paced jokes and banter, while the team picks apart topics both newsworthy and ridiculous.

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Satirical Cold Opens & Movie Parodies (01:09–04:16)

• "She It" Horror Movie Parody: The crew riff on a fake Stephen King adaptation, lampooning horror tropes and puns.
  • Quote: "If you don't know fear, then you don' she it." – Christy Lee (01:59)
  • Memorable moment: The “old brick shiit house” joke, kids battling a monstrous entity, and satirical horror cliches.

2. Group Banter: Weddings, Music, and Advice-giving (04:36–06:56)

• Six More Weddings to Go: Christy Lee jokes about her wedding history, leading to playful teasing from the crew.
• Music Fights: Discussion over Tom’s morning playlist featuring Ray Bryant Trio, leading to in-studio arguments.
  • Quote: "Kitty cat up on the keyboard." – Chick McGee (06:37)

3. Sports Recaps & NFL Despair (07:18–09:53)

• Washington’s Loss & NFL Snark: Chick McGee laments his team’s latest close defeat, while Tom recaps games.
  • NFL announcer mockery (of RedZone’s Scott Hansen).
  • Upcoming Guest Teasers: Kostaki Economopoulos (huge Falcons fan) and comedian Dustin Seymour will join.

4. Candy & Halloween Traditions (19:39–23:56)

• Clark Bar Nostalgia: Emailers reminisce about favorite childhood candies, lamenting the absence of the Clark Bar.
• Survey: People Eat Halloween Candy Early: Discussion of a poll finding 55% of Americans eat their Halloween candy before the holiday.
  • Quote: "Most Americans eat their stash of Halloween candy before October 31st arrives... not only do they do it once, they do it twice." – Christy Lee (21:23)
  • Funny survey findings: Stuffed animals, fidget toys, and even friendship bracelets passed out as Halloween treats.

5. Listener Letters & S’mores Innovations (24:39–25:52)

• S’mores with a Twist: A listener shares using cookies & cream candy bars and other candies for s’mores.
  • Quote: "Instead of plain chocolate, we used cookies and cream candy bars... peanut butter cups, Snickers, and as Tom would say, 'Rallos.'" – Bob Kevoian (24:46)

6. Parents, Freezers, & Old-school Conveniences (54:18–55:16)

• Old Appliances: Tales of ancient upright freezers still running, garage fridges being a Midwest staple.
  • Quote: "Where we live, you have to have a garage fridge, because it’s the Midwest." – Chick McGee

7. Posters, Pop-Culture & TV Nostalgia (34:21–44:46)

• Posters from Childhood: Talk of Farrah Fawcett, Frank Zappa, and Budweiser Frogs, including a “Butt Wiper” parody.
• TV Show Rankings 1963: Listener research reveals Mr. Ed ranked 70th in 1963; the crew debates TV classics and syndication staying power.
• Quote: "Mr. Ed was one of those shows that lived years later, like the Munsters or Addams Family..." – Tom Griswold (40:11)

8. Pat Godwin’s Letter Jacket, Reunion Stories & Emotional Reunions (15:46–16:50, 26:20–43:12)

• Pat’s 52-year-old Jacket Returns: Story of Pat’s high school letter jacket being returned after half a century.
  • Quote: "That jacket spent more time in the closet than my youngest brother." – Bob Kevoian (27:00)
• On School Traditions & Team Spirit: Stories of spirit sticks, traditions, and comedy relief roles on teams.

9. Halloween Letters: Pinball Garages & Chicken Soup (48:19–62:24)

• Neighborhood Halloween Legends: Tales of a neighbor with free pinball and games, hot dogs, and legendary chicken soup offerings.
  • Monkey Story: Letter about an old lady whose spider monkey would greet trick-or-treaters, offering raisins (62:45).
  • Quote: "She had the best candy – raisins. Oh, boy." – Tom Griswold (63:02)

10. Kostaki Economopoulos: NFL Jokes & Falcons Joy (87:31–98:09)

• Atlanta Falcons Win: Kostaki, in his Falcons gear, celebrates his team’s win and delivers a barrage of NFL zingers.
  • On the Jets: "The only thing louder than the jets taking off is the sucking sound when they take the field." (92:32)
  • On coaching drama: "You’re watching the games, right, coach?" (90:47)
  • On Rex Ryan: "His teeth are so white, nobody could focus. I thought I was being interrogated at Guantanamo." (95:40)

11. Ridiculous News: Kissing & Drug Tests, Quilt World Records (104:21–113:08)

• Can You Fail a Drug Test from Kissing? Mixed stories: tennis player claims meth entered his system by kissing girlfriend; Jeff Hoskey recounts a partner failing a marijuana test after oral sex.
  • Quote: "My boyfriend smokes a lot of pot and I give him a lot of oral." – Jeff’s ex, in court (107:13)
• Music Parody: Pat Godwin sings about testing positive for drugs after kissing.
• Crocheted Scarf World Record: Woman crochets nearly 1,000 foot scarf; jokes about giraffes and crowd scenes.

12. Marriage, Sponsorships & The Modern Wedding (119:00–124:55)

• Sponsoring Your Wedding: Survey finds over half would consider brand sponsorship for weddings.
  • Quote: "Over 60% of those who have ever been married or were thinking about marriage said they would consider having a brand sponsor for their big event..." – Christy Lee (120:05)
  • Mascot guest ideas: “...your wedding cake can be sprinkled by a giant M&M mascot...”

13. New Guest: Justin Seymour – Teacher, Slang & Marriage (126:57–143:44)

• Stand-up Chat: Justin jokes about his haircut, comedian life at age 35, and being recently married.
• Wedding Sponsorship: Would he allow one at his own wedding? A “Bobby Tom” sponsor isn’t out of the question.
• Slang Education: “Glizzy” (hot dog), “smashed” (sex) explained for the older crew.
• Teaching: Former history teacher, dealt with senior high schoolers.

14. History Flashback: Baby Jessica in the Well (143:41–146:49)

• On This Day: Revisiting “Baby Jessica” and her dramatic 58-hour rescue from a Texas well in 1987.
  • Throwback Clip: Christy Lee noting “Baby Jessica got married”; Chick’s classic joke: “I bet they’re on city water.”

15. Odd News Grab-Bag / Final Laughter (149:15–154:12)

• Cheeseburger Battery: Man arrested for assault with a cheeseburger at a Florida strip club.
• Australian Sandwich Prank: Worker fired, then reinstated, after joking about putting his penis in a coworker’s sandwich.
• Hot Dog Sandwich Debate: Is a hot dog a sandwich? Lively disagreement, with contributions from all.
• Cloning & The Passing of the ‘Godfather of Cloning’ (Sir John Gurdon) (160:22)
• Barbra Streisand’s Cloned Dog: Yes, she’s got one; the ethical strangeness is debated.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “I never got the Budweiser frogs... I never thought that was Budweiser effective.” – Chick McGee (36:54)
• “When did making plans get this complicated? It's time to streamline with WhatsApp...” – Show Ad Parody (00:46)
• “My boyfriend smokes a lot of pot and I give him a lot of oral. This is probably how I tested positive.” – Jeff’s ex-girlfriend’s courtroom defense (107:13)
• “The only thing louder than the jets taking off is the sucking sound when they take the field.” – Kostaki (92:32)
• “We have letters coming up, letters about Pat Godwin’s high school reunion... and a surprise.” – Tom Griswold (15:46)
• “A towel gets used once and then it’s... I’m a twicer. Some weeks I used to.” – Towel and laundry routines** (114:15)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• "She It" Movie Parody: 01:09–04:16
• Sports Scores: 07:32–08:57
• Halloween Candy Survey: 21:23–23:56
• S’mores Letter: 24:46–25:52
• Pat’s Letter Jacket & Reunion Stories: 26:20–43:12
• NFL Talk w/ Kostaki Economopoulos: 87:31–98:09
• Jeff Hoskey Drug Test Story: 104:21–108:14
• World Record (Crocheted Scarf): 111:00–113:45
• New Guest – Justin Seymour Introduction: 126:57–130:00

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Episode Tone and Style

The BOB & TOM Show remains fast-moving, unpredictable, and conversational. The show’s humor is heavily improvisational, occasionally raunchy, and peppered with pop-culture references, audience emails, and playful put-downs among hosts. Listener engagement is central, with letters sparking stories, arguments, and debates.

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For Listeners in a Hurry

• Comedy Index: Running gags about bowel movements, marriage disasters, old appliances, and TV nostalgia.
• Best One-Liner: “I bet they’re on city water.” – Chick (on Baby Jessica getting married).
• Can’t-miss Guest Bit: Kostaki Economopoulos’ roast of the New York Jets and NFL chaos.
• Laugh-out-loud Letters: Homemade s’mores innovations and Halloween neighborhood legends.

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Conclusion

Whether you want sports talk, silly news, old-school radio pranks, or deadpan musings about aging, this episode shuffles through topics with high-energy, comic warmth, and the occasional eruption of juvenile humor. The show shines in its conversational asides, live banter, and the unique comedic rhythm that only The BOB & TOM Show crew can deliver.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Learn [e-mail] it's the Bob and Tom Show. Audiences everywhere are experiencing the most horrifying film of the year. The latest adaptation of Stephen King's seminal masterpiece. Our favorite adolescent heroes, known as the Losers Club, are back. But they will be squaring off against the demonic clown Clown Pennywise. This time, they'll face me.

[Christy Lee]

Pennywise's girlfriend.

[Chick McGee]

Pennywise has a girlfriend? In the tradition of she Wolf, she Creature, and the astounding she Monster. It's she it. She it. S h e hyphen I. Oh, she is. If you don't know fear, then you don' she it. Grown ups. Don't believe them. Mom, I'm telling you the truth.

[Bob Kevoian]

She it is real.

[Christy Lee]

I saw her. Aw, you wouldn't know she it from Shinola.

[Chick McGee]

And those that do believe them won't help. Sheriff P, please.

[Christy Lee]

Can't you do something, kid?

[Chick McGee]

I'm too old for this. She it.

[Bob Kevoian]

She it.

[Chick McGee]

Nor do they seem to care.

[Christy Lee]

But, Principal Russell, dozens of children are missing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See? It happens. So once again, these courageous kids must stand up against a monstrous foe themselves.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, here's where she lives.

[Tom Griswold]

The old brick shiit house.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, let's get her.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you can kick Kik. Kill me.

[Chick McGee]

All r right. Time to destroy this. Say it, Bill. Time to destroy this clown.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, Destroyer.

[Tom Griswold]

But how? You'll never defeat me.

[Christy Lee]

All right, that's it. Take that. That's it. Beverly, push her into that exhaust vent. Oh, now the shi.

[Chick McGee]

It's gonna hit the.

[Tom Griswold]

Gross.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's pieces of sheet everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she calmed down.

[Tom Griswold]

My mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Good thing we didn't step in it. The classics. She Is rated R for nearly bad language and excessive childishness.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh oh, I pooped. Can we take that again?

[Chick McGee]

1, 1, 1.

[Tom Griswold]

Testing.

[Chick McGee]

1 1.

[Tom Griswold]

Bonerous.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have any other. 2? 10. 10's a good number.

[Christy Lee]

My lucky number.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Six more weddings to go.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say deadline.

[Tom Griswold]

Fellas.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Did I say this? The Bob and Tom show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Okay, got it. Pat Godwin. Hello. That's enough. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

He's Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee.

[Tom Griswold]

Lee's weddings were horror movies and there were like sequels.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Go ahead, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

5.

[Bob Kevoian]

This time it's the hymen.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you've been. You've been as much as you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know. Now, now those divorces make sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Those kids are mine. They were just immaculate conceptions. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently from the mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I would have gone anus, but that's funnier.

[Chick McGee]

But to hear him talk, I know he's made all the correct decisions.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's got it all together.

[Pat Godwin]

He kind in judgment.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. You know, his life is a dumpster fire on a truck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Waiting to run into Tracy Morgan's limousine. That's his life.

[Bob Kevoian]

But as soon as his head hits the pillow, he's out. He might have it all together.

[Chick McGee]

That's my most. He always says he always. Chick. Now, I know you don't like my advice, and I tell him every time, no, if you could just offer it like you and I. I. Just a caveat. I made some mistakes. No. Well, here's what you. All right, whatever you say, nutsy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

We.

[Chick McGee]

We have got to get some of that trash music you play just for you in the morning. We've got to start playing. That is something on the Air it this morning. Kitty cat on a keyboard.

[Tom Griswold]

That was method.

[Chick McGee]

Was some good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Ray Bryant Trio. I love Ray.

[Chick McGee]

Ray Bryant can't play.

[Christy Lee]

Ray Bryant.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. Well, turn it down.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of Ray Bryant for you. Something a little softer.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, here's a. How's this one? I like this one.

[Chick McGee]

There he goes. Kitty cat up on the keyboard.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is brilliant.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the great Ray Bryant Trio.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not familiar with.

[Chick McGee]

You keep saying it. Doesn't make it so.

[Christy Lee]

Bryant still alive?

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly, no. What a great keyboard player.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, maybe I was wrong. I don't know what I was thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

And then he Looks up at me and he goes, is this music bothering you?

[Pat Godwin]

He says to me every morning, too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because I'm in here working by myself. It's nice and peaceful in here. Then you clowns walk in an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Later, you know that you could. That's the problem with the show in your eyes, isn't it? You're in here by yourself and then the show starts and all we all show up.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's our problem?

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of pushback. We have some letters here, letter of import.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think there's time for letters.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't. We don't have time. Oh. First of all, we got to talk about your teams.

[Chick McGee]

We don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we do.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, the 25, 24 Bears win last night, and what was it? 2114 Falcons pound the Bills. Yeah. In Atlanta.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're going to talk with Kostakia Khan of us, who happens to be a huge Atlanta Falcon fan. Lifetime fan. He'll be in great spirits. Washington, you're not good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm real down. Washington had three turnovers and still lost by one point with three seconds left. So. Yeah, return over.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your record?

[Bob Kevoian]

Arby's number.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you. He was going there. Did you see him?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your record for turnover? I wouldn't have had the Arby's reference, but that would have been. Which makes it much funnier. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Arby. Steak bites. You got to try them. This is our first letter.

[Chick McGee]

Disint. Go.

[Christy Lee]

I thought recording Chick at his compound on a football Sunday or Monday night would be a fun listen. Of course, with Chick's approval and assuming he's a very vocal game watcher on tv.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

Consideration.

[Chick McGee]

I am not.

[Christy Lee]

Don't yell at the tv.

[Chick McGee]

No, this Sunday, as a prime example. Of course, Washington didn't play till Monday night, so I really didn't watch one game. I turned the Red Zone channel and because they insist on keeping Scott Hansen aboard and being the announcer for Red Zone, I. I put it on mute and I watch the games and I have no trouble following the game and. But they go switch back and forth games and I listen to some music sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Hanse. And. Is it the volume of.

[Chick McGee]

It's the volume. It's the things he says. It's. It's everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Like me. It's the content and the volume.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So when you're watching.

[Chick McGee]

Although Scott doesn't offer me advice. I know that. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

So when you're watching the game Your team. Like last night, if you were watching the game.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You don't go, why did you do that?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Why? My husband does.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you guys know this. I'm. I'm a pouter. If I get upset, I'll. I go quiet. I don't. I don't, like, scream and yell at the tv and. What are you stupid son of a bitches doing stuff like that? I'm not that.

[Tom Griswold]

You run it up the middle again. That never works.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that couch coaching. We get that at our house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here's audio of me watching my St. Louis Blues play hockey.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'S a lot of that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not yelling or mad. It's just.

[Chick McGee]

I'll do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Reactionary.

[Tom Griswold]

Could it be mistaken for pornographic sounds?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we have that coming up in the news today.

[Bob Kevoian]

The sounds of Parno.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in a particular place, the neighbors seem to think that there was an issue. But we'll get to that coming up. It's a fascinating story, actually, coming up today, as I mentioned, Kostakia Khan, of course. Also, comedian Dustin Seymour will be joining.

[Chick McGee]

Us in a relation to Jane Seymour.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

She's found the fountain of youth, hasn't she?

[Chick McGee]

You think, oh, she looks beautiful. Yeah, but that's a lot of work.

[Christy Lee]

70, almost 80, I think. Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

You put lettuce on my sandwich? Jane.

[Chick McGee]

Will you give me a break?

[Pat Godwin]

I like to.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to replace the bread with lettuce.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, if it weren't for those Dr. Gwyn residuals, I'd be out of here.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

Originally, they called it Dr. Quim. I thought it was not very tasteful.

[Christy Lee]

She's beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be a Dr. Quim somewhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like out in the. In the world.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean I am Florence Quimm?

[Chick McGee]

No, like a doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

I cover half of Nebraska. Sadly, she's a dentist.

[Chick McGee]

Like Dr. Quim. Sex expert or something like that.

[Christy Lee]

What does quim mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a slang for what you got down there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

We got lots of words.

[Tom Griswold]

To be very clear, we meant anatomically not. Like bugs.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have bugs.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would hope not.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm trying. I'm trying to clarify that for the audience.

[Chick McGee]

Who told us that.

[Christy Lee]

I am.

[Chick McGee]

Who told us that. When he said. Remember somebody said he put a flashlight on it. The blood, the bugs. Back away from the light.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he was serious.

[Chick McGee]

Remember this guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was he talking about pin worms and the anus?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently, that's how you can diagnose if you have.

[Chick McGee]

I would have never. I would have never thought that you.

[Tom Griswold]

Could have to be like. You have to like, be holding a camera in one hand.

[Chick McGee]

You have to have active insects on your body that react to light.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't do body lice.

[Christy Lee]

Do that.

[Chick McGee]

Like, I am not happy. Oh, Mr. Scott, the only person in the room who's had body lice. You know, Tom, do they. Do they react to light?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't notice that. I. I just noticed that I saw one. It looked like one of my freckles was walking down my leg. So I didn't do the light experiment. I have a technical question for all women. Yes, Observation. Let me get my phone here. The latest thing. Instead of having a mirror, they hold their phone up and put it on reverse.

[Christy Lee]

You know why?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm asking you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you use the camera. You use the camera to put you on as a mirror. But they used to have a mirror. The little apple on the back used to be a mirror. And they got rid of it. And it pisses me off to this day.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because you could used to be able to go like this. And now it's gone. So now you have to use the camera, which is not flattering at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I was trying it last.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying it last week. And for those that are paying attention, I finally got rid of that zit inside my nose.

[Christy Lee]

It. Is it in your nose?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. Deep in the inside. It's like the worst. I almost went to the doctors. Hey, look, can you go in there with some kind of a machine and. Oh, really hurt. Wait, did you ever get one in the inside?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I've been there, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

I, you know, this is it, sucker. 9,000. I'm over fired up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm over 40 now. When does this thing stop?

[Christy Lee]

Do you pick your nose a lot?

[Tom Griswold]

Only all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, this. I don't know what caused it. It was very weird. But I've been cured now. Coming up, we also have news from the world of baseball.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Dodgers won last night, game one, nlcs, and Seattle beat the Blue Jays again. They're up two games tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're both in Toronto, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Those two games. Yeah, they're doing the two, three, two thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't care for that now. Right now it's quiz time, in fact. And also I think we'll do an early edition of today in History since I've managed to not do it on time ever. Most of last week. Right Right now, it's the Silac Insurance Company special quiz. The letters have been coming in for Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they have.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been hearing about the Silac Annuities. What's an annuity? Well, that's a great way to find yourself retiring with cash coming in. They know all the details at the Silac Insurance Company. We've been learning about them here. So the first question for Mr. McGee. I'll see. Go through the stack here. Dear Chick, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. What is the Silac Insurance Company's web address?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so easy, Tom. The Silac website. S I L A C I N S dot com. That's S I L A C I N S dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

One thing I love is money. How about this one? A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. How does that happen? Where do I learn information about that?

[Chick McGee]

Same. That's what the kids say. Same. Go to silacins.com. click on the Bob and Tom logo to request. Request more info.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very good. Now this last one says. Dear Mr. McGee, I love your voice. Would you be kind enough to read this Silac Insurance Company's disclaimer put upon.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

That was perfect. That was absolutely dead on. Thank you. Thank you, Christy Lee. That's. That's. That's the sign of a pro. And for the last two weeks, we haven't been getting it right now all these fun things are coming our way, including we got a letter about Pat Godwin's high school reunion. Oh, boy. Very important. And we'll look forward to that. And Pat has a surprise for us all in the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, you brought your jacket in. Cool. I'll be last for 52 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat had a surprise for us, but we'll surprise it.

[Chick McGee]

Being a surprise was add to him putting a jacket on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, not really a surprise. I told you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and we talked about it yesterday, you psycho.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the surprise is the. The odor. No odor. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Upgrade your laundry routine with a durable and reliable Maytag laundry pair at Lowe's. Like the new Maytag washer and dryer with performance enhanced stain fighting power designed to cut through serious dirt and grime. And what's great is this laundry pair is in stock and ready for delivery when you need it the most. Don't miss out. Shop Maytag in store or online today at Lowe's. Yeah, I wouldn't turn the mic off. That's a good move. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. What in the hell? Broadcast school. Did you go?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom is really coughing and gagging once again.

[Chick McGee]

Are you okay? One of us. One of us start coughing like that on the air. Turn his mic off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kill him.

[Chick McGee]

Kill him.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just talking and I suddenly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, sometimes that happens. Sometimes curses work.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, go ahead, take over.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right, Chickster. Visit Stevensinger [e-mail] to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. That's I Hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Ace Cosby. I am Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still good guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure. I think something went down the wrong.

[Christy Lee]

You guys be a little. When they cough like that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. Do you guys.

[Chick McGee]

No, I do not. I haven't started that yet. Yeah, I dribble a lot. Boy, do I dribble.

[Christy Lee]

Dribble like after.

[Chick McGee]

After. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta whack it against a wall to keep you pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Whack it against.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Just shut it off.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Keeps on dripping.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta shake, shake, shake, Shake it off.

[Pat Godwin]

Shake it off.

[Chick McGee]

Shake, shake, shake.

[Bob Kevoian]

That weenie.

[Tom Griswold]

That how that was originally wrong. I see it's time to get to our letters.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Casey really got fat, didn't he? Oh, huge.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I saw him and he. He.

[Chick McGee]

He actually says.

[Tom Griswold]

He. He says. Yeah, I know. I'm kind of heavy now. Maybe we should change the name of the band to kfc. On the Sunshine Boys. George, Burns and Matt, they're also.

[Pat Godwin]

Stop poking me.

[Tom Griswold]

They're also a little older maybe. I guess I made up that half of the joke. But the point is the Sunshine Band.

[Chick McGee]

That'S the way hu.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it, man. That was.

[Chick McGee]

That song was everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Y. I love them.

[Chick McGee]

And then Boogie Shoes and the other ones that sound alike. Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

That era of disco was. Did not go away. That's.

[Chick McGee]

People said disco died, but it did not. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Go to any wedding that's got its place.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Your favorite disco song is, Was, is.

[Chick McGee]

And always will be Shame by Evelyn Champagne King.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, of course you love it.

[Chick McGee]

You've heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

Much different.

[Chick McGee]

You prick. How dare you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the best disco song, of course, is Disco Inferno.

[Chick McGee]

That is a good one. That is a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now that's in my top five.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let's move over to the world of letters. And we've got our letters brought to you by Omaha Steaks. Who's going to start?

[Chick McGee]

I will. Dear Bob and Tom show. Since you're talking about candy for Halloween.

[Bob Kevoian]

Candy.

[Chick McGee]

One candy I've never had, but want to try and I can't find it anywhere now is the Amazing Clark bar. Oh, I used to love.

[Christy Lee]

I loved Clark bars, too. Check them with you.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not out there anymore.

[Chick McGee]

It's what Russell says. I've been to many places in the United States and can't find one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

Amazon has a cup version, but not the bar. A Clark bar cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this is all.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that would be the Clark cup, not the Clark Bar. A club. Anyway, I found out about these. I beg your pardon.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? A club.

[Christy Lee]

A club does not sound appetizing.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wouldn't need a club.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

What would you do for a club?

[Chick McGee]

I'd have to get a look at it and shine a light on it, see what's going on. I found out about these because they were featured on the series Reacher. Clark Bar. Oh, on Amazon. Reacher with the big guy who beats up people?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jack Reacher. Remember Tom Cruise? I like the first Jack Reacher.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I haven't had a Clark bar since I was real young.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't had one.

[Chick McGee]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the sequel to that. Reacher Reach. Round two, Reacher.

[Bob Kevoian]

Round two.

[Christy Lee]

I was like, where is he going?

[Chick McGee]

He was actually right.

[Tom Griswold]

Reach her around, too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is the reach around Christie.

[Christy Lee]

I know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun move.

[Chick McGee]

This is Russell, the trucker trucker who has a haiku. The puppy dog who drives, rides with him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes, that is a photo.

[Chick McGee]

That and she says, rough bark.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, how nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

According To a survey 2,000 adults, most Americans eat their stash of Halloween candy before October 31st arrives. In fact, not only do they do it once, they do it twice.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Over 50% of Americans go out, buy Halloween candy, eat it, don't have any candy for Halloween. Have to go back out, buy more candy. Eat that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's astonishing.

[Chick McGee]

And then they have to go out and buy more candy for Halloween.

[Christy Lee]

That is astonishing.

[Bob Kevoian]

My mom. We didn't even know where it was. I mean we had. They shed four boys in the house. They hit it.

[Chick McGee]

The survey from talker on behalf of CVS Pharmacy found that 55% of Americans end up running to the store to buy candy at last minute. 32% sweet. 15% like salty snacks.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I give out pretzels on Halloween.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding? They're in here and get them in. Thrown back at your house.

[Chick McGee]

Another 5,000Americans. The research on behalf of hi Chew Bar.

[Bob Kevoian]

But God bless you.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi Chew. Is that a candy bar?

[Chick McGee]

This talker research again. 70, almost £750 million of candy every year. And it's not only candy. Where is that? Some people give out stuffed animals.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

They don't.

[Chick McGee]

That's what. No, they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean like one person in America that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's kind of nice, huh? Like a beanie baby size stuff they.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T want to give out.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's great. But I don't, I don't think it's very common.

[Chick McGee]

40%, 4 and 10 people surveyed said they give out things like fidget toys. 23% friendship bracelets. 21% Taylor Swift or small stuffed animals. 21%. So your declaration of no, they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No. That is totally. If you're telling me one in five houses is giving away stuffed animals, I will shoved stuffed animals up my ass. That is not true. There is no way in hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

He didn't say proof. He just said tell him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think we already did.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm gonna go get a couple beanie babies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm gonna go right in at Six Flags.

[Tom Griswold]

Win one of the big ones.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just telling you what the survey says. And I knew I was taking my life into my own hands.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a couple. Like we would get some spider rings.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And a couple things like that. Those eraser toppers for your pencil.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember?

[Bob Kevoian]

They were kind of silly monsters.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Trying to save your teeth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And by the way, you were on the air last week and I heard you, you had to tell the joke beforehand. And we did too.

[Tom Griswold]

From our area.

[Pat Godwin]

We told a joke at Halloween.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we heard. I heard from somebody in Iowa. Yeah. That said trick or treating. You had to have.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you guys grow up? On a movie Set. I don't believe it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I may have grown. Spent two years on the Universal lot.

[Chick McGee]

That's the only. But first, tell me a joke before you get a treat. I don't think so. I ain't buying it from either one of you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I kissed my first girl on the steps up to the Bates house.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, really, Is that true?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, when I lived on the Universal.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that like 60 smaller or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's crazy small.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I have a letter about candy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's hear it. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna poo poo this like you poo pooed mine?

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Julie.

[Chick McGee]

Don't stop poo pooing.

[Bob Kevoian]

She says, I had a fatty fat fat moment when I was making s' mores with the kids. Instead of plain chocolate, we used cookies and cream candy bars.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Soft chocolate chip cookies. I'm guessing in lieu of the graham crack peanut butter cups. Snickers and as Tom would say, rallos.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're rolos.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. He was absolutely convinced they were. What are these Rallos?

[Tom Griswold]

He just kept saying, we have some. Right.

[Christy Lee]

He never had a rolo. Oh, chocolate and caramel. They're the best.

[Chick McGee]

He kept saying it as if it were true.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a variation on the s'. More. That sounds. It sounds delightful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. She says the rolos and peanut butter cups work the favorites too. Sweet. Somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

They take two chocolate chip cookies as the.

[Bob Kevoian]

They experimented with that, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I wonder if she used a traditional marshmallow. Well, yeah. Yes. Presumably marshmallows the entire time.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a great idea. Experimenting with the s'.

[Pat Godwin]

More.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. Julie, but the kids had a blast.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is a letter regarding. This comes through us from Paul the mailman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Paul the mailman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Paul. Appreciate your hard work out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

He drives or walks.

[Christy Lee]

Probably drives.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a little bit of both.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have walking mailman.

[Tom Griswold]

Shorts, walks, drives.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, those are all.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably wear shorts like you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I like shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

My UPS guy. My UPS guy wears shorts winter and summer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, you went to your big high school reunion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you made a point of saying that you. Someone tracked down your high school jacket.

[Pat Godwin]

That go on for 51, 52 years.

[Tom Griswold]

You had given it to a young lady. That was the tradition at your school. You got a letter jacket, gave it to your girlfriend, had them wear them at the games and stuff, and she tracked. Somebody tracked down your jacket.

[Pat Godwin]

Our class president got it back.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's been sitting in a closet for all these years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Pristine. I brought it with me. It's in the other room.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's in the other room, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm not gonna just call.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't I just.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't I just say 10 minutes ago that I was gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

I was sitting here the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you could have gotten up and walked into the next room.

[Bob Kevoian]

That Jack had spent more time in the closet than my youngest brother or.

[Pat Godwin]

My dad for that night.

[Chick McGee]

He's still not out, Bless his heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we get back to Paul the mailman's last letter? He's in Florence, Alabama.

[Chick McGee]

Florence.

[Tom Griswold]

He writes. First things first. How much tail did Pat get at the reunion? I bet he was swimming in trim.

[Pat Godwin]

I think the trim has slowed down quite a bit since we went to school. We have other thoughts on our minds than just constant sex.

[Tom Griswold]

A casket purchasing, that sort of thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we're all coffin ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Coffin ready.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure I can say who this was, but I was talking to a friend of mine the other day. Friend of ours the other day?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And among other things, he announced he's purchased his plot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I always hate hearing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, have you done that?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

No, thanks. You're just gonna have that be a burden?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna be a burden? Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Same here.

[Tom Griswold]

I know I talk about it, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

I assume you let somebody else handle that, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not that much of a burden to kick somebody into a ditch.

[Chick McGee]

I just need to. I just need a coffee can. That's all I need.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm gonna go to coffee can, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody's gonna find your pale corpse in a drainage ditch like they found E.T.

[Chick McGee]

When you're sick, this is like a soap opera. Everybody got a motive to kill you. You're just gonna end up dead.

[Tom Griswold]

This person's far too young to have already picked out his own plot.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

And Alan's not that young, he said. And I want a very large gravestone.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sounds like something that sounds like. Exactly like something you say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God. Who's it? He just did the impression of this person. Do you think we can decide?

[Pat Godwin]

I see it. I was looking the other way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very large.

[Pat Godwin]

I could probably figure out a large gravestone.

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather not speculate.

[Christy Lee]

Speculate on the area.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sounded like Gunner to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Me.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good guess.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Gunner would just want to sell.

[Chick McGee]

Something.

[Tom Griswold]

Really huge letters. Something about Chicago and the Bears.

[Chick McGee]

He's from Chicago, Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what does a big gravestone cost these days? It's got to be expensive.

[Chick McGee]

800 bucks out the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, I bet there are thousands and thousands.

[Chick McGee]

Can you buy a gravestone and chisel it yourself?

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure, I bet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They probably have standards.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

What is the go to?

[Chick McGee]

Do you think there's an overseer in the graveyard? Not up to code. We need to re. Let it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Certain military cemeteries there are.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. We couldn't put like Father and Papa Larry on my dad's. All the grandkids called him Papa Larry and they said no, no on that.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I spray painted it on.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like when you. You move into the. The. The condo complex for the elderly and they've got the one guy that is.

[Chick McGee]

You can't have that fence.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the same thing with your gravestone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, when you look at. It's a. It's Jefferson barracks in the St. Louis area. And it's so.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's everything's very uniform.

[Tom Griswold]

Regiment.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, we would have liked.

[Bob Kevoian]

To have put Popular.

[Chick McGee]

It's like these neighborhoods that have the same mailbox for everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, same thing, right? He loves being called Populari. In fact, it was shortened to plain. And he had a big T shirt that just said pl on and that's.

[Chick McGee]

What he said it stood for Papa Larry.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Look, he wasn't Brother John. Hey, what's with the BJ T shirt here at the fair? You're scaring all the kids.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get that. Everyone's going for something. Lover is what I was going for. But whatever the hell you came up.

[Christy Lee]

With in the UK or Scotland, actually, they had these big old cemeteries that have the big, huge, you know, tombstones, I guess. And they'll go, the body is buried 40ft to the left.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you. It was so bizarre. Like you didn't know where bodies were buried yet.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have. I thought they have to be underneath the stone.

[Christy Lee]

Not necessarily. Not where this treasure hunt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look for the X and dig.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of was so pat. No trim at the.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You're disappointing our mailman. Thank you, Paul, all for taking the time and trouble to write that letter. More letters coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Will you tell him now, completely concisely and clearly that you want him to try on his jacket when we come back?

[Pat Godwin]

I'll wear it next break.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's a yes.

[Tom Griswold]

People want to see.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear that?

[Pat Godwin]

I got it.

[Chick McGee]

This is what you guys, you two need. It's like some.

[Pat Godwin]

Some intermediary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, like a moderator you don't deserve. No, I don't. I don't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have that kind of time.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I do, but right now I'd rather not participate.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, comedian Castocki Economopoulos and more. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's the I hate Stephen Singer Sidekick.

[Tom Griswold]

Chair.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Now, we've been talking a lot about posters when you were a kid. Or maybe not. When you were a single man and still had freedom to post whatever you want. Christy, does your man have any posters?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, but they're framed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. See, that's the thing. When you reach a certain age, you have to frame them.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just maybe in your garage.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's, yeah, he does, but they're. He has a basement.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God for that.

[Tom Griswold]

The man came.

[Christy Lee]

Bathroom. And a bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Closet. He's got it all down there.

[Chick McGee]

It's really, it's, it's heaven, fellas.

[Tom Griswold]

A gas oven. Oven with plenty of head room.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't even mind the centipedes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm having the boys from soundproofing.

[Tom Griswold]

We've, we've talked about various popular posters. Of course, the Farah Fawcett poster was a big one. And I've mentioned the Fi. Zappa. Krappa. Frank Zappa poster. Yeah, you mentioned ad nauseam once or twice. This comes to us from Andrew. He writes, do you remember the Budweiser frogs? Sure. Remember they, yeah, they go, bud. Why there. Budweiser frogs.

[Chick McGee]

Decided to read this, huh? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I, I won this poster at the Elkart County 4H Fair.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's, it's three frogs.

[Chick McGee]

Did you, did you send a picture to Jason so he could put it up?

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I didn't. I, I. Can I do that right now? This is. I, I, I'll describe the poster for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that good enough?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Budweiser. It's three frogs sitting there in front of a roll of toilet paper. And they're going, but wipe her.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, but wipe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have a little fun with the old, the old campaign. There.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes. I hung it on my bedroom wall until I moved out and bought my own place. I guess that might be. I think the ladies would.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if you had it in your bathroom? A little sort of.

[Pat Godwin]

You Know, it's kind of cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Break the awkwardness with some silliness.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you say no Christy. Christy wouldn't allow it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but obviously in the basement.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a time when the Budweiser frogs were a big thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It harkens back to a more. There we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

I never, I never got the Budweiser frogs. I never thought that was Bud. Why that was effective. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not exactly the class that the Clydesdales.

[Bob Kevoian]

Offer, but I mean, but they had the Budweiser advertising agency, whoever that was. They were killing it for a while in the super bowl was up and the Bud Ice Penguin. You had the whole. Give me a. Oh, no, that was Miller Light. Give me a light or no. Which was it? Give me a light and they would hand you a lamp. No Bud Light. That's what it was. I was Bud Light because Miller Light was like on top until that campaign. Then Bud Light one of buddies them.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you for the poster, Andrew. We certainly appreciate it. Do you have any other letters over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Tom Show. I've listened to Tom praise the brilliance of Mr. Ed for too long. Okay, I've sent you TV ratings from a two week period between September to October 1963.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see what you've done to this poor person? Sent them scouring the Internet for this kind of information.

[Chick McGee]

TV ratings from 19, September, October. Mr. Ed is tied for 70th in.

[Bob Kevoian]

The ratings back then.

[Chick McGee]

To put this in perspective, the show's getting more viewers than Tom's equine king include Hootenanny, the Richard Boone show, the Flintstones.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Flintstones was great.

[Chick McGee]

And Farmer's Daughters.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But which of these shows is still on the air all the time? And the answer is Mr. Ed.

[Chick McGee]

Also of note.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Flintstones. Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Also of note is the lofty in quotes ranking of the fugitive at number 39.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was number like?

[Chick McGee]

Number one, Beverly Hillbillies, just everyone loving it. A 34 9.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

In 1963 people couldn't get enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are clampets.

[Chick McGee]

These are NFL game numbers, playoff numbers. Number two, Bonanza. Number three, Dick Van Dyke. Number four, Lucy. Number five, Andy Griffith. Number six, Petticoat Junction. Number seven, Danny Thomas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that a good show?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember Danny Thomas show?

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember much about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was funny number.

[Chick McGee]

It was good. Number eight, Red Skeleton and the God Bless. Number nine, Perry Mesa. Number 10, the Donna Reed Show. Everything in the top 10 CBS except two shows. Bonanza at number two, NBC and Donna Reed was ABC at number 10.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was she pretty?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She played Mary.

[Justin Seymour]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course, I didn't hear Lasso.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Did I garble that for you?

[Bob Kevoian]

And I can't believe I was so high up. I had no idea it was that popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but Mr. Edd was one of those shows.

[Chick McGee]

It sure was.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the monsters of the Addams Family that lives years later. Even though those two shows were only on for a couple of years, is.

[Bob Kevoian]

There a chance Mr. Ed was super cheap to syndicate and that's kind of why it didn't become just a footnote?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. It's because of the quality, the artistry of a talking horse.

[Bob Kevoian]

I appreciated it when I was a kid, and it was on Nick at night.

[Chick McGee]

And it's. It's a child.

[Bob Kevoian]

Child.

[Chick McGee]

It's a children's show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think so.

[Christy Lee]

It appealed to kids.

[Chick McGee]

No, you. Don't you dare look for a deeper meaning. I think any.

[Tom Griswold]

Any psychologist will tell you, you know, the notion of this guy sitting in his barn, ignoring his gorgeous, stacked wife at all times to talk essentially to himself. It's a show, really, about one's fooling oneself. I think it's about having delusional behavior in a world of chaos.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you were a kid when you watched it. You didn't think.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but I now appreciate it. As a talking horse, I now appreciate what it was. Really. The true lesson.

[Bob Kevoian]

145 episodes and I'm on IMDb and you can look at every episode. I'm just gonna click on season four. I'm just doing this randomly. Episode 11.

[Chick McGee]

What happened during this episode?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is called Love Thy New Name.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wilbur spends all his free time with the Kirkwoods now that they've moved in next door. And Ed is feeling mighty lonely with no one around to keep him company.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he murders a hobo for attention.

[Chick McGee]

To feel something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Leon ames and Florence McMichael played the Kirkwood. Kirkwood.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember his neighbor Sharon Tate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Played the telephone operator?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was she in multiple episodes?

[Chick McGee]

A couple, I think. Wow. She was in all those. All those shows.

[Tom Griswold]

That takes a dark turn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gary Oldman played Mr. Ed.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That guy can do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Did his own makeup. Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't answer to anything. But Ed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were there multiple Wilbur's?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. It was all Alan Young the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

But the neighborhood. Did he. No, that was Ms. I was in Mr. Wilson on Dennis the Menace. He died and they had to replace.

[Chick McGee]

Him with a new mission.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, what popular Disney character, Alan Young voiced no Mickey Mouse for years. Scrooge McDuck.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, we always appreciate your letters. You can reach us Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom dot com.

[Christy Lee]

Are we going to call out his jacket or we.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, once again, a Pat. God. If you're watching on the YouTubes, Pat goddamn is wearing his high school jacket.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks so good and it fits.

[Christy Lee]

It does fit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Six months ago. Let's see all the buttons.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm teasing you now. It's one of those. Are those real leather sleeves or are they vinyl?

[Bob Kevoian]

Real leather.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's got the white vinyl sleeves. Kind of a sky blue. You need to jacket.

[Christy Lee]

You think it'd be some leather conditioner.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You need to get that cleaned or something.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I just got.

[Christy Lee]

What's on the back.

[Chick McGee]

Seems a little dingy back.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know, maybe a kick me sign or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna wear. Are you gonna wear that in public? No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dude, you could. Man.

[Chick McGee]

Would I.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't think it's a little.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I'm not sure. I'm not. I'm not sure young ladies. Young ladies at the bar would see the irony. Hey.

[Christy Lee]

1972.

[Pat Godwin]

Ran back kickoff 72. I was a sophomore.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We beat Jimmy Suflo this year. He went on to play for Penn State. Miami. The Miami Dolphins. He had a Super Bowl. They had a Super bowl touchdown.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. How much for you to. How much would it cost us to have you walk into a college class like you're the new kid wearing that.

[Chick McGee]

Using 50 slang? I'm here to wearing painters. I heard this class as neato. Yeah, that's what I heard.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm here to learn calculus and cursive.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy. You sure are pretty.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You sure send me.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a darling figure, Darlene.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll get a nice shot of that of you and your jacket. And when does your special come out on dry bar?

[Bob Kevoian]

End of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. December.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you mentioning that? Other than to start a problem.

[Pat Godwin]

Every time you ask?

[Chick McGee]

We have this.

[Pat Godwin]

You want it to be out now.

[Chick McGee]

Because they didn't ask you when they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Should release it, right?

[Chick McGee]

You have no idea. They're doing what they want to do and it bugs the hell out of you.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, how hard can it be to edit the thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know, it's not a matter of editing. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have a plan. Trust they are doing everything they do. Yeah, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just hoping they get out while Pat's still alive.

[Pat Godwin]

I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, posthumous viewings are good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That would be beneficial if I passed away right when I came out.

[Chick McGee]

You never seen his career would take off.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good to know. Now we'll get this all sorted out when we return. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show. We are the musers on the pod. So far we've discussed people we love.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't tell you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cuban emailed.

[Chick McGee]

What are you wearing? Well, no, that's not.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Things we love.

[Tom Griswold]

Got way into typewriters.

[Chick McGee]

How many typewriters do you own?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guesstimate.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time to get really down and dirty.

[Chick McGee]

These are great ideas. Start a podcast, then forget to promote it on social media. So what is our podcast about? You know, whatever we feel like the musers the podcast follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac News Insurance News desk. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold. Hello. At the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And here's Tom Griffith.

[Tom Griswold]

Something special going on? Pat went to his high school reunion and someone there actually dug up. This is amazing. You were on a, you had a very good football team.

[Pat Godwin]

When I was a sophomore. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you, you guys won like the championship. And you hadn't seen your leather jacket for decades.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your, your, your, your letter jacket.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, 50 years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

And someone dug it up. And that's your actual jacket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. Now, did they also find your leather helmet?

[Bob Kevoian]

Helmet?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I left it in a sock hop.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that, that explains why we're talking about it again. Did you wear leather helmets? No.

[Pat Godwin]

You and I wore the same helmets. What's happening era, the same generation.

[Chick McGee]

We love to look up and see you across the line of scrimmage. Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you actually play?

[Chick McGee]

I would have worn you. A lot of people would say that I was one of the most important person people on the team. Comedy Relief on the bus, you know, keeping the mood light.

[Tom Griswold]

I still love your story about the special stick that your coach carried around. The spirit stick. Tell me more.

[Chick McGee]

Coach Jones. He had, I don't know, two, two feet long. It was just a square piece of Wood. And it was spray painted red. And for each win, he put a piece of a white athletic tape around there. Our colors were red and white, not Dallas blue.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it really mimics the Cowboys, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I smarted off. I didn't take. Take athletics too seriously. If that. If that is a surprise to anybody. I don't know who though you think I am. But yeah, he. He would hit everybody, including me upside the head with that thing. And I. Somewhere my head is still ringing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And that was, you know, that was just the way it didn't make it. Right. But that's how football's football coaches coached back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

These days football coaches get fired and get dozens of millions of dollars to leave town.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

It's absolutely amazing. We had to have some sporting news of interest.

[Chick McGee]

Well. But first. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I'm Scott from Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin.

[Bob Kevoian]

My baby, she's a Chippewa.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We had a guy in my neighborhood every Halloween. He owned a business repairing vending machines and pinball machines. Every Halloween he would open his garage and had about a dozen pinball machines and even a few video games all set up up. And he would run them for free for the kids trick or treating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

He would also make mixed drinks for the adults and us. Us kids would play pinball. It was a good time for everyone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

That great.

[Tom Griswold]

How many pinball machines a guy?

[Chick McGee]

A bunch. He said about a dozen.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing. That'd be a good place to hang out.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to have two pinball machines.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. And you got rid of them before asking if any of us.

[Chick McGee]

I've always wanted a pinball machine for the compound. I believe you knew that. That.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I think you sold it to someone just to upset me.

[Tom Griswold]

Just, you know, they weren't getting used enough. And I also noticed that a lot of work time was being spent dicking around on the pinball machine.

[Bob Kevoian]

So which is it? They weren't being used enough or too much?

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't make sense.

[Chick McGee]

Just a liar.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you really are.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are coming up.

[Chick McGee]

And you're not used to having someone tell you you're a liar.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see two distinct problems that merge.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the disrespect that he thinks we're just gonna go, oh, okay. They weren't being used enough. And they were being way too much.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's really on top of.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had our number.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh boy, we're right again. You know, What? He always teaches me something. He really does.

[Tom Griswold]

Just pick one.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. If this letter is read, it has to be read by choosing. All right, this is from Matt in Minnesota. Chick always makes fun of Tom for getting his jeans hemmed and tailored and custom hemmed it all and getting it done. Too short. And therefore Tom wears floods. You know what floods are? You know what floods?

[Bob Kevoian]

High waters.

[Chick McGee]

They're all high waters.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just there yesterday getting.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. Yeah, getting them hemmed. You're psychotic. On YouTube breaks during they show an old school clip of Bob and Tom walking up the steps to the station and the studio. I did not know that. I should watch this show sometime. Anyway, Tom's pants are clearly at least 2 inches too short. Even then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

In your opinion, is this about how it's modern day? How it is now in modern day of Tom pants? Or is it worse? Or has he gotten a little better?

[Christy Lee]

Better?

[Chick McGee]

I. I think it's the same.

[Tom Griswold]

Same? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Someone told him pants should be at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Way above the. The instep of your shoe.

[Christy Lee]

Told you that.

[Chick McGee]

Way above. Perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they're perfect when you. They're. They're okay when you stand.

[Chick McGee]

Barely.

[Tom Griswold]

They're fine when I stand. When are they not okay When I sit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's walking? When you move.

[Chick McGee]

When you move.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you think people notice your pants are too short?

[Tom Griswold]

I will have to tell senor to make them longer.

[Chick McGee]

A little.

[Pat Godwin]

Just a touch longer.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you just buy a 36 and be done with it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have to tell.

[Chick McGee]

Well, a lot of times you can either get 34s or 32s.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll have to tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I'm like.

[Tom Griswold]

I hover between two and then one leg is slightly longer than the other.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he doesn't. No, no. See, this is. This crap that he brings in. Doctor told me I had to hem my pants or something. So now.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's the wrong thread. It doesn't match.

[Christy Lee]

Who cares? We. Wait a minute. You're. You noticed that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, because I've been gifted pants that he no longer can fit in.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Pat Godwin]

The hem is. Is not the right thread.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they would at least try to match the thread.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

That's rule number one of hem timeout. You're giving Pat your pants now.

[Pat Godwin]

I must have 10, 15 pair.

[Christy Lee]

God. God.

[Tom Griswold]

I've lost a considerable amount of weight.

[Chick McGee]

And you're not a well man.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that Pat was a little bit heavier back then, and I Would these. There's a very nice jeans. I forget the name of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, with sharded to hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I have some of his boxers that can no longer fit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You're giving him underwear? Get on top of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't worn boxers 25 years.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to strictly black briefs. Now I have to wear the. Now I have to wear the black. What do they call them? The box?

[Chick McGee]

You're just a liar. You always wore black underwear because of one incident, and that's true. You didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've had to switch to the boxer brief.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because at the gym, if you wear briefs, things can pop out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Yeah. They're closer to compression shorts then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You want to have full coverage in case, you know, I don't want to get into some kind of weird lawsuit because, you know, Mr. Johnson flopped out during a Pilates session.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you don't want any elliptical accidents.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way, did you see what happened to Richardson before the. The. Talk about bad luck.

[Christy Lee]

Anthony Richardson? Yeah, with the exercise.

[Chick McGee]

He hit himself in the face with something and broke his orbital bone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

It was an exercise band is what I heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that happened to. Who was the senator from Nevada. Nevada? The old guy.

[Christy Lee]

They're all.

[Tom Griswold]

Everett Dirksen?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, some old Democrat dude, but he was like 10. He was doing the same thing and he broke something.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Those things could get great.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

The handle on him was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right in the orbital. Whatever you call it.

[Christy Lee]

Orbital bone?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, because I talk about bad luck. I read the injury report and it said orbital bone, like that's your eye socket with an exercise band. And I. So I looked it up. Do we have any orbital bones in a part of our body I wasn't aware of? No. It's your face. It must have slapped it.

[Tom Griswold]

But to get hurt before the game even starts. What a drag that is. Just sucks. In any event, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. My parents purchased an upright freezer from JCPenney in 1972. Still running great in my basement. JCPenney brand?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, man, old fridges are crazy.

[Christy Lee]

I still have one.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a garage fridge?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You got to old.

[Chick McGee]

Where we live, you have to have a garage fridge because it's the Midwestern.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. In fact, I tried to buy new handles for it because, you know, the handles, look, they're white and they get all icky and I couldn't. They don't make them anymore.

[Chick McGee]

That was an hour conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

EBay.

[Chick McGee]

The handles are icky on the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I bought garage refrigerator.

[Chick McGee]

I want to get new ones.

[Christy Lee]

You can paint them. But I did.

[Chick McGee]

She told me I could paint him if I want to paint him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Harry Reid is who I was thinking of, which is a hilarious name also. Harry Reid sort of sounds like furry penis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Harry Reid. Yeah, of course it sounds like furry penis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A hairy read.

[Tom Griswold]

You refer to yours as a reed as often.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it is a mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Some do.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let me see your embouchure, sweetie. You want to. Do you want to lick the reed?

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you lick the reed you hung like a flea.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not that big of a stretch. No, a reed. Like a cat reed. Like a. Yeah, like a cat tail read. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not like a reed for a clarinet or a saxophone or.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, those are like the size of those bamboo shoots.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I say. I mean, if the guy's saying hairy sausage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Harry Reid works.

[Chick McGee]

Harry Reid does work.

[Tom Griswold]

Send her Harry Pillar pounding. You know, now we're talking something substantial. Well, let's move forward. Here we have Josh right over there.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite time of year, depending on where you live, getting a little bit of fall action, some cool air, walk outside, maybe someone's burning some leaves. Depending on what county you're in, you don't get arrested. But the smell of nice steaks on the grill, nothing can beat that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just so awesome. Awesome. Man, oh, man, I love grilling in the fall. I know you do, too. And if you're looking for something that's filled with actual quality and flavor and is just going to make all your neighbors envious, I suggest Omaha Steaks. I think you're really gonna love everything they have. Omaha Steaks offers an exclusive lineup of USDA certified tender steaks. And, Christie, you were gone for a bit, so I don't know if you've heard the news. What there. Filets mignon have achieved the distinction of USDA certified very tender. That's like Christy Lee tender.

[Christy Lee]

I love tender.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And I have a letter here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell Josh I'm disappointed. He put an S after filet doing his filet mignon. Omaha Steaks promo. Well, I'll have you know, August. Oh, a lofty name, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

August.

[Bob Kevoian]

I actually love that name, but we looked it up, and in France, it's fillets mignons. I believe in the UK it's fillets mignon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

And in America, we. We. We get a little sloppy sometimes. Filet mignon.

[Tom Griswold]

The important thing is there's more than one. So you can have two of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I have chosen the proper UK filets.

[Tom Griswold]

Mignon at your place. There's always two for each person.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if you know. Yeah, sometimes you want 26 ounces. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

That equals 12.

[Tom Griswold]

And then how do you order them, Christy? Medium rare + what is it so impossibly.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

So the guy, the waiter walks back to the kitchen.

[Pat Godwin]

That's on purpose.

[Tom Griswold]

Walks into the kitchen. Permanent face table seven.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Well, no matter how you prepare the Omaha, you had dinner with her. See what happens? People are that you serve are going to absolutely love them.

[Chick McGee]

And guess what?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's their early Black Friday sale. Get 50% off site wide and an extra 20% off select favorites at Omaha Steaks.com plus our listeners get an extra $35 off with promo code BTS at checkout. See, you thought it wasn't going to pay off listening to the show. Well, you're going to get $35 off Omaha steaks.com the early black Friday sale is the perfect time to shop for the best deal. And guess what? Orders placed by 6pm Eastern ship the same day. Now you can save big with omaha steaks. Visit omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide and an extra 20% off select favorites. Like that meat lovers lasagna during their early Black Friday sale. By the way, I don't know if the meat lovers lasagna is technically a select favorite, but you should select it because it's a favorite of Tom and mine.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

And for an extra $35 off, use promo code BTS at checkout. Terms apply C Site for details. That's 50% off at Omaha Steaks.com promo code BTS at checkout.

[Tom Griswold]

To show you're a good sport, let's just say you've got a brother that lives in a different city and he roots for a different NFL team.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When your team beats his team as a just show how gracious you are. Send him a box of Omaha Steaks and he'll feel a little bit better about rooting for his tragically terrible team. You're welcome. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everyone knows the legend of D.B. cooper, but what if I told you there's an even better story out there, One with multiple aircraft hijackings, prison escapes.

[Chick McGee]

And so many twists and turns.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm talking about the hit podcast American.

[Bob Kevoian]

Skyjacker, which is now an action packed documentary coming to theaters and streaming this fall.

[Chick McGee]

Find out more at www.americanskyjacker.com and listen to our bonus episode of the podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming soon, American Skyjacker. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. What's going on? Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Morning, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. I got to squeeze in a couple letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Jam them in.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess, your hair looks good today. I like it. If you're looking for your glasses, if you're looking for your glasses, they're on your head. Pat Godwin style.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we've been talking a lot about Halloween. A couple of updates. Someone was saying they were trying to find the Clark bar. Yeah, I'm not sure I ever had a Clark Bar.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

But they are apparently available.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've never had a Clark Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, nice reference. Not particularly laugh inducing, but, yeah, Clark bars are apparently available at a couple spots the tractor supply company ended Dollar Generals.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love tractor.

[Chick McGee]

So do I. Yeah, Tractor Supply has a Clark Bar. And then baby chicks.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, Babies.

[Chick McGee]

They got it all.

[Christy Lee]

And you can get your dogs vaccinated a lot of times.

[Bob Kevoian]

Times, too.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do special. Yeah. They can groom cats.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they have it all going on.

[Tom Griswold]

And tractors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you can get your Ivermectin there, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't think. I don't think they have tractors. They have tractors.

[Bob Kevoian]

Supply.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

But they don't have.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good to know. Thank you very much. Now, we got a couple letters I wanted to get to. We're talking about cool things that happen during Halloween. Like the house that has the pinball machines.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from then.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't someone in your neighborhood make hot dogs every Halloween?

[Tom Griswold]

That was the coolest.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Chicken soup. Didn't you have chicken soup?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's my neighborhood. Just that I just moved out of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The doctor there drummed out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind enough to. Yeah. He makes petitions are here for chicken velvets. He has. I mean, it's amazing. They have a gigantic buffet of candy bars. Mean, like hundreds of them. And kids walk in and take whatever they want. The adults, he has full bar service, chicken velvet soup and chicken wings.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's that guy hiding, huh? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Body.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a excellent chef and a Qualified physician. Now.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from. I'll have to give Mr. D. We'll call him.

[Chick McGee]

What's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Old lady in our neighborhood.

[Chick McGee]

Doug.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Dick.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Dick. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

He describes an old lady had a spider monkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

Answer door. The monkey would scream and jump all over the room. That really kept you on your toes, ready to run out.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

And she had the best candy raisins. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Halloween's here. You have to start making more for the little trick or treaters.

[Tom Griswold]

Is a spider monkey. Is that the one that we had in here? That was.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's a carpoon. Capuchin.

[Chick McGee]

Capuchin.

[Christy Lee]

Capuchin monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sweet, sweet poochie.

[Tom Griswold]

Having a monkey is a pet. Real bad idea, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Horrible idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Super high.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't want your nose anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Well, that's like a chimp.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there was a lady in my old neighborhood who trained helper monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And I was driving around one day, and she was riding on her bicycle with this monkey hanging around her neck.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet you loved it.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was a crazy hairdo at first, and then. No.

[Christy Lee]

Spider monkeys are larger than the capuchin monkey that was in here.

[Tom Griswold]

She was in this neighborhood. We would see her all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Right? And she. Spider monkeys have eight legs.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's the. That's the biggest difference.

[Chick McGee]

That's the big difference.

[Christy Lee]

And they spin a web. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Some poor kids gonna write that down on an essay and stand up today.

[Chick McGee]

And say, that's right, teacher. Spider monkeys have eight legs.

[Tom Griswold]

It ruins the kid's life. This is from a die hard Rush fan, Doug. He goes, I've seen them live numerous times on tour.

[Bob Kevoian]

As opposed to. What did you see at their homes?

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the Onions headline?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

New Rush drummer Excited to be only woman in Arena.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great headline.

[Tom Griswold]

And that is brilliant. As I pointed out, I'm not sure. I'm not sure which concert would have more men in it, a Rush concert or Liza Minnelli. But the point being, our letter from. Did I mention his name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Doug.

[Chick McGee]

Doug.

[Tom Griswold]

Doug.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that was the previous letter fault. I've seen Rush numerous times while on tour, not at their homes. On the Snakes and Arrows tour.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My wife said she wanted to go with me to see what all the hype was about. We had really good seats, 15 rows back, right on the floor, Rush takes the stage. And as usual, they are, quote, amazing as hell. After the second song, my wife taps me in the Shoulder and says getty is not attractive at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no, she's right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So was this a bring your. Bring your wet blanket night?

[Tom Griswold]

The only thing I could reply was, really, we're not here to invite him for a three way.

[Christy Lee]

I went to see Rush one time and I think I was one of the only. Yeah. Few women there.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had a couple lady Rush fans, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you enjoy it?

[Christy Lee]

That's all right. But I grew up with Rush. I mean, you know, that was a band of my high school years, college years. So they've got that.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone sound even slightly like them? I think the answer is no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Emerson, Lake and Palmer a little bit. You think you got your.

[Tom Griswold]

You think Greg Lake sounds like Getty's Banshee Howl?

[Bob Kevoian]

You didn't say vocals. You said sound.

[Tom Griswold]

We're. So now we're excluding vocals from their overall sound. Oh, that's a whole different category. That would be a category on stupid Jeopardy. I.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid Jeopardy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes. Sometimes you. You could argue. Back we go.

[Chick McGee]

Why.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why not let that be in the category?

[Tom Griswold]

If duck. If ducks had hands, I can.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know spider monkeys have eight legs.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can appreciate a proper mic drop.

[Chick McGee]

Seeing Rush in their home instead of on tour.

[Pat Godwin]

That was old school song right there.

[Tom Griswold]

All very help. What a struggle just to read the mail this is.

[Christy Lee]

I thought we were doing history.

[Chick McGee]

I thought we were done with letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we do that? What time is it? Okay. We're okay.

[Chick McGee]

What are we doing?

[Christy Lee]

History.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's a different time in other places.

[Chick McGee]

Time for history. It is a different time.

[Bob Kevoian]

What an astute observation.

[Chick McGee]

Does China still have that one time zone?

[Pat Godwin]

Are they in different dumb Jeopardy?

[Chick McGee]

Is my mic on?

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're correct, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

China has different time zones or just one?

[Tom Griswold]

One.

[Chick McGee]

They have just one.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that right? Yeah, one time zone.

[Justin Seymour]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it, of course covers a vast amount of what we call geographical area on stupid Jeopardy. Big, big, big, big, big land. I'd like big land for 200.

[Chick McGee]

Alex. Stupid Jeopardy.

[Tom Griswold]

Alex is dead. Oh, dear.

[Chick McGee]

Not gonna say.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, where were we? Oh, today I have no. What day is today?

[Chick McGee]

14. 14, Daddy. 14. Oh, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, this one's for you. All right. Born in 1644. William Penn. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's for you, Bat.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was William Shakespeare's pen name.

[Pat Godwin]

Pennsylvania is named after William Penn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes. You know, and then of course, his uncle, William Tran. So they came up with Transylvania.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

All the Sylvanias. And then of course, the Slack that is light bulbs and television sets. Okay. Middle initial is the question. Christy Lee, born in 1890. He would be the 34th president of the United States. Dwight Eisenhower. Middle initial D. Very good. He's one of those guys they always have. It's always Dwight D. Eisenhower.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Dwight David.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

David, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

And David is like his grandson. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that would be on Stupid Jeopardy.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

True.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Dickless Alice?

[Pat Godwin]

What is dickless?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like.

[Chick McGee]

Right. The middle initial of one of our presidents.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

Be like Ike. No, no, it's. I like Ike, you idiot.

[Chick McGee]

And Harry S. Truman. The S didn't stand for anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? That's correct. Born in 1927 or anything. This one's. This one's for you. This one's for you.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be hard to get elected. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had a Barack Hussein. Do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Could be Lee Harvey Johnson and maybe make it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Him and Lee Harvey Oswald.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for Ms. Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1927. Roger Moore.

[Christy Lee]

Roger Moore.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who that is?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Should I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you. Can you play her one note?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This might help.

[Christy Lee]

Roger Moore.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Despite.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he was a Bond guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was.

[Chick McGee]

Despite what Tom says, a lot of people say Roger Moore is their favorite James Bond. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. More in line with the books.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How much clearer can I be? Yeah. I.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Tom did not care for him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I find something good about all of them. I. I really do. And that's just my nature.

[Tom Griswold]

Timothy Dalton was good.

[Chick McGee]

Timothy Dalton was good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You like Timothy Dalton?

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

And you're criticizing Roger Moore.

[Tom Griswold]

Roger Moore never worked for me. Was he the one in Octopussy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How did they get away with that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

And why did they go with Octopussy?

[Bob Kevoian]

And he was the one in A View to a Kill with the great.

[Chick McGee]

It used to be spider.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Let's have eight labia.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us, that was really quite clever. But you have to go back about.

[Chick McGee]

Half an hour to get the reference. All right. Hey, if you're not listening for at least a couple hours, we don't want you to listen anyway. Yeah. Go about your day.

[Bob Kevoian]

P1s are not.

[Chick McGee]

Where did he.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, how did he even come up with Octopussy? What a.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I mean, they had Octopus sitting right there.

[Chick McGee]

Is that something that Ian Fleming came up with? Or did somebody come up with that under the guise Ian Fleming?

[Tom Griswold]

He did have Pussy Galore. That was in one of his books. But I mean, Octopussy, Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm typing in Octopussy book.

[Chick McGee]

But was it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It might.

[Chick McGee]

It was like in a writer's room with a bunch of us smart asses. How about Octopussy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Octopussy was an Ian Fleming book.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Not. Not my favorite James Bond. I'll put it that way. To me, it's. It is always and always will be Sean Connery.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Chick McGee]

And when he says that, what he means is that, of course, is everyone's opinion.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. That's just the correct opinion.

[Chick McGee]

The correct.

[Tom Griswold]

There's opinion.

[Justin Seymour]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a good name for your book.

[Chick McGee]

The correct opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1967. Stephen A. Smith. The sports announcer who's been in here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he has.

[Tom Griswold]

He reminds me of the. Of the front page of the New York Daily News.

[Chick McGee]

You mean the Post.

[Tom Griswold]

Either where it's always one giant headline.

[Chick McGee]

Alligators and sewer, and he's screaming at you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No matter what it is. In other words, it's kind of every day it's that same level of outrage, which, I mean, certainly some of the stuff deserves a little bit of outrage, but if you do it every day, it kind of gets watered down.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's gonna do well in the debates, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Little boy. Who?

[Chick McGee]

One of the nicest guys we've ever met, actually.

[Christy Lee]

He is very nice. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's. It's, it's, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

He seems like a thoughtful guy in terms of a good thinker.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. There's a component of comedy.

[Chick McGee]

He knows exactly what he's doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

To his presentation, which was nice to find out.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's a pretty good debater. I. I like watching.

[Tom Griswold]

Watching him. 1978, the birthday of Usher. Of course, he was born at the house of Usher in the fall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes they just do them for Josh.

[Chick McGee]

For you po freaks out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about for you po folks up there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we knew the po folks restaurants. They had the Edgar Allen sandwich.

[Bob Kevoian]

The goth version of po folks.

[Chick McGee]

Man, we've gotten way ravens one. What else we got here?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sliced by a pendulum. These are all tell hearts. This is Jeopardy. Stupid Jeopardy. Again, comedian Jay Pharaoh. He was real big there for a.

[Chick McGee]

While in us Great impressionist. I don't know why. It's kind of gone away.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is. This is an easy one. I'll give this one to you, Mr. Guy Godwin, 1892.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can get this dummy.

[Chick McGee]

Are we still playing stupid Jeopardy?

[Tom Griswold]

It depends how you answer this.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes was published. Written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Very good. Very good. And you know Conan o', Brien, of course, is great, great grandson. How about this one? Friend of the show. Many years ago, Sherlock Holmes was here. Chuck Yeager in 1947, on this date, broke the sound barrier.

[Chick McGee]

Cool. Put the spurs to her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chuck, friend of the show.

[Christy Lee]

He's been here.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's fine. But I promise you he doesn't remember.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the millions of.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he was great. He was great. He was driving the pace car at the Indy 500, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they gave him a base car and they. They gave him a Corvette and he turned it in for two pickup trucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Practical guy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just as cool as cool can be.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he's one of your best friends. You should know.

[Pat Godwin]

Talk to him every day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. How is Chuck, by the way? Give us a quick up.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a great American. He's deceased. How about this? 1968, the Beatles completed work on the White Album.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a. Another.

[Tom Griswold]

The Beatles. Now, there's some who would say a lot of their music was pretty white. Not just that one, but I'm a big fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's some who would say it should be called the Appropriation Album.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no such thing on 1975.

[Chick McGee]

Wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wait.

[Chick McGee]

That's all for the Beatles. We don't get like, Ringo went for a sandwich or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have given you more, but on you, June, you mock it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mock, mock.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for you, chick. A 1975. This song hits number one on rock radio stations everywhere. Primarily the album Rock. Classic rock stations. 1975. Think about it. What was the song that was everywhere?

[Bob Kevoian]

October.

[Chick McGee]

Why'd you give this to me?

[Christy Lee]

1975.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't on the radio till 1977.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, then you're forgiven. It was Born to Run, which they've just made a movie or run was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I have no desire to see that.

[Christy Lee]

75.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And Bruce Springsteen was on the COVID of both Time and Newsweek at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember all that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very rather.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know. And Bruce has been here. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll do one for you, Josh. In 1979, who scored his first. His first. Sorry. In 1979, who scored his 1st NHL goal?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wayne Gretzky.

[Tom Griswold]

Wayne Gretzky way.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, the great one.

[Tom Griswold]

The one goal he never accomplished. A decent haircut.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't think so?

[Tom Griswold]

I know that was the era of the beginning of the mullet. Remember those hockey players?

[Bob Kevoian]

One of Canada's greatest exports.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the end of Western civilization took place on this date in 2007 when the E. Network broadcast Keeping up with the Kardashians. And it's been downhill ever since. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're savvy business ladies. You can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. I'm certainly hoping that they're working on our foreign policy right now. Now let's just move forward here. What's coming up on the Sports Desk?

[Chick McGee]

Baseball playoffs, Monday Night Football. We had two games last night. I don't care for it. I don't think it's American. One game on Monday night and. Yeah, details coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Justin Seymour]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

To hike.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Why am I yelling? There's Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, is that seat adjustable that you're in?

[Bob Kevoian]

It is, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That way the new guy can be comfortable doing it to get a new.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's cool. I think. Wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Justin Seymour]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold, fresh from the kids kitchen. And one of Jess's creations. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello. Tom. We got food in the kitchen.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

Jess is right. I do not care for it.

[Christy Lee]

So I bought some apple pears.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love those.

[Christy Lee]

The hybrid.

[Justin Seymour]

Did you have one?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I had them in the, in the green room and nobody really ate them. And then we had, we had all of a sudden all these stale Fig Newtons and I thought, what can we.

[Chick McGee]

Do with this, this?

[Christy Lee]

And so I made a crumble with.

[Bob Kevoian]

With the apple pears and the stale.

[Tom Griswold]

Fig Newtons and oh, to be precise, they're Fig Newmans.

[Christy Lee]

Newman.

[Tom Griswold]

And I bought them online and I. Hello, Jerry. I bought six of them and they're all the ones at my house. They're no good either.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you know, when I got them, I opened them up and I was. They were Stale. So I thought, I'll take them to.

[Bob Kevoian]

The people I work with. I'll feed them to the vermin.

[Tom Griswold]

Not how it happened.

[Chick McGee]

They have no idea what stale is.

[Tom Griswold]

Six of them. So could enjoy them here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll be grateful to eat my old.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they ended up making a great.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

My dust.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wait to try it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Although you missed a tremendous idea the Chick just had.

[Chick McGee]

What happened? Never happens.

[Tom Griswold]

The Chia Pet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Always funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, good. Glad you get a kick out of it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've always loved the Chia.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have a favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bob Ross.

[Chick McGee]

Bob Ross. Chia is pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Pat Godwin]

Richard Simmons was fun. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Richard Sim. Yeah. And as you know, the Chia Pet use. You sprinkle some goop on with the seeds and then. And then the. The sculpture grows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick had an idea that I. I don't think he. He kind of blurted it out, but. The Kia.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

The Kia Motor people making make a very fine automobile. The Kia Chia. You got a model truck that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Starts growing hair. Wouldn't that be cool?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Because Kia's proud hair all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I look forward to seeing those at the checkout line at cvs.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you implying that they'll be on it rhymes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are often a sort of impulse buy. Last second.

[Chick McGee]

They have Chia. They do have Chia. Bob Ross. They have ghost face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. From Scream.

[Chick McGee]

They have a Chia. Ghost face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. What? Weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Right?

[Christy Lee]

They had Marge Simpson.

[Chick McGee]

They have Mars. They have SpongeBob.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are fun.

[Chick McGee]

They have Chia. Hello Kitty.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what's the. What's the worst impulse buy you've ever made? That probably requires some thinking.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We've all made some bad ones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the wrong car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know anybody ever done that? This car looks cool. I don't even need to drive it.

[Chick McGee]

Do I have a question? Do marriages count?

[Christy Lee]

Was that an impulse?

[Chick McGee]

Impulse purchase.

[Pat Godwin]

I did want an impulse. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? That's a whole different category.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I might have the word knocked up in it a couple times.

[Christy Lee]

You guys like the word drunk in Vegas?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I wish.

[Chick McGee]

I wish I could hide behind. She was pregnant.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like the word impulse for the name of a car? Like the Nissan Impulse? Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Better. Better than some.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Doesn't sound safe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. There's something off about it, but it's kind of kinda.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Better than that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like naming a dog. I always think a good name for a dog is parvo. But you can't do that.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's a good dog name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Come here. Parvo.

[Chick McGee]

Parvo.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's funny because that. That really is a good name.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. And it's unfair that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because that.

[Christy Lee]

It's a disease that'll kill you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. We need to.

[Chick McGee]

What about scabies? Scabies? But that's a cat name.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. My dog. Hip dysplasia. I was gonna go with Parvo, but I thought that was maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Just go with Dipso. Shorten it. Now. I'm sorry if we haven't said anything about sports. Okay, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw a. Damn. This is just an image.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, sometimes you. You'll see things in your life and you go, that was just a nice image, a nice visual. Maybe it's an old couple sitting on a park bench holding hands. You go, my gosh, life is just awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't it? I saw an old woman. She was the size and look of Dr. Ruth, driving a golf cart.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the woods. This was in the lake of the Ozarks area. She was on a little trail, and she had her arm around the biggest bulldog I've ever seen.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which. So fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a great random scene from a movie. Something else is going on. And you. You just shows your head looking like this. What the hell is that?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I was like, look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's a video on Instagram of guys driving a pickup truck. And a big mama Labrador retriever's got her head on his lap. And then the baby lab, the puppy is laying on mama's chest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Adorable, man.

[Tom Griswold]

There's really another great topic. I was talking to a guy yesterday that he had always wanted a certain type of dog, and one thing led to another and he. He already had two dogs, but he got this new puppy, and he thought it was going to be a nice little little doggie. And it turns. It now weighs 140 pounds.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

140 pounds?

[Christy Lee]

What is it, a Great Dane? What did he think it was gonna be?

[Tom Griswold]

God knows what it is. Apparently it's part. I forget the name of it. It's something like master whatever. But I've read about these people that buy these little baby pairs pigs. They're supposed to be little toy things.

[Christy Lee]

They're supposed to be called teacup pigs, and they.

[Tom Griswold]

They turn out to be the size of the teacups at Disney World. We'll be thinking about the worst impulse buy. Now, Pat, you're the king of the impulse buy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's usually guitars or pianos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Money. Money in your pocket. Doesn't last long.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm Irish.

[Tom Griswold]

It likes to leave Irish.

[Chick McGee]

You know he's Irish.

[Pat Godwin]

Goes out of your pants like a drunk on shore Leaf.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's. Is it time to check in with the sporting scene?

[Chick McGee]

Monday night Football. We had two games which is wrong. It's just wrong. We all know it. Stop doing it. Caleb Williams and the Bears over sweet baby Jaden Daniels and Washington last night on a field a walk off field goal by the Bears. They defeated Washington 2524 in a far off place called Landover. Jake Moody, the kicker now for The Chicago Bears 38 yard field goal and Bijon Robinson who I believe does have his own Dijon Robinson Mustard.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Ohn.

[Chick McGee]

Bijon Dijon. That is. That is an absolute. I think that's a fact.

[Tom Griswold]

I think sounds like a sex move.

[Chick McGee]

That is a fact. Gave her the old Bijon 170 year rushing yards last night. Falcons just beat the Bills and then some 2114 last night. It wasn't that close. Robinson had an 81 yard touchdown run. The Titans have fired coach Bill. Bill, that's his dad, Brian callahan after a 1 and 5 start to his second second season. So he's out of there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he the petulant child you sometimes refer to?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's Kyle Shanahan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Who is Mike Shanahan's. And I stand by that. Kyle is a petulant child. Blake Snell.

[Christy Lee]

Snell.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. Blake Snell allowed one base runner and eight shutout innings before Los Angeles bullpen barely held on Dodgers over the National League Championship series last night in Milwaukee. 21 win over the Brewers. And early on in the game, the brewers caught a deep fly ball and it. It bounced off the center fielder's glove and hit the top of the wall, fell back into the field of play and then he caught it. So they called that an out. I call that a home run. I don't know what really. And then they threw it in and then the brewers had a double play. But long story short, Dodgers win the game. But it was just.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he caught it off the top of the wall, but after it had bounced out of his glove.

[Chick McGee]

After it bounced out of his glove.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know that would be.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Why would that be an out? It looks like he helped it be a home run as much as you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

At least a double.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. Wow. I don't know what would you rule Tom being an umpire?

[Tom Griswold]

If the ball doesn't leave the field, it's got to be in play, right?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I never thought of that. Boy, that might be the case. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

If it, if a fan had hit it, knocked it back in, that would I assume, I don't know that they. Baseball's got lots of rules.

[Chick McGee]

And Blue Jays lose again to the Seattle Mariners. They take a 2o lead in the ALCS. Seattle 10, Blue Jays 3 last night. Julio.

[Tom Griswold]

This may upset Getty Lisa when she cancels their tour.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Julio Rodriguez and Jorge Polanco hit three run homers and Josh Naylor a two run drive. Mariners take a 20 lead now.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we're going to talk with our NFL correspondent comedian Kostaki Economopoulos. A great story in the world of sports involving drug testing and how can it be transmitted if someone doesn't take drugs but say has some kind of intimate encounter with another person, can that happen? And we have a true to life story from a staff member about a similar situation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Involving a couple of Latin terms.

[Christy Lee]

It's not me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Of course. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. That's Tom making noises. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studio studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Digging the crumble.

[Bob Kevoian]

I enjoyed it very much.

[Chick McGee]

We'll explain that. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We are gonna hook up, I think with comedian NFL guy Kostaki Economopoulos. Oh, wow. You look very patriotic to today. Falcons jersey Falcon, they were big winners.

[Chick McGee]

Last year on it. So he knows it's his.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got the big Falcons logo by your right boob.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

This shirt is almost more of a soccer thing.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Chick McGee]

That is one of the ugliest shirts I've ever seen. But that's the NFL degree more. It's ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

You should be parking cars at the stadium. That is what that looks like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Emu.

[Chick McGee]

Did your daughters get that for you? Did yours was a.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

This is a gift from a guy I do a gig for in Wisconsin. He gave it to me now look.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't pay you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing the guy's name was also Kazakh because he was trying to. Trying to get rid of it. When you were a kid, did you ever go into one of those truck stops and try to find a license plate that said Kostaki on it?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Of course. Yeah, my whole life.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Never got one of those keychains.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you didn't get one because remember I sent you one.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I have one now. It goes on the Christmas tree.

[Chick McGee]

I've never seen anybody set up. Will you thank me in my life more than Tom Griswold?

[Tom Griswold]

He will hold a gift of now Kostaki. Your team a big winners last night. Was it over the Buffalo Bills, am I correct?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

It was 2114 and it wasn't that close. Falcons had had their way as they would say.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, it was great. It was really fun. Being a Falcons fan is sometimes really great and sometimes terrible. And I've learned to be wary of relationships like that. But right now it's good. So I'm enjoying it. Take it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Kostaki is the proprietor of a special place you can find in the world of social media. It's all about participating in. In joke therapy. Therapy. And you're gonna give us some all pro line stuff right now, Kostaki.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, yeah, I'll at all pro lines on all your favorite social media platforms. Things started this week on Sunday with the London game. Kickoff was local time, 6:30am Pacific here. California Jets, Broncos.

[Chick McGee]

It was so early.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The jets were biplanes. See, it was really.

[Tom Griswold]

Orville right at qb.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Fitting English game. Both offenses were very bland. It was mostly boiled field goals. I think Broncos were bangers and the jets were mash. I think is what happened there. Or maybe the jets were spotted dick.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not good.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. The jets are now owing six. I think they made their Brexit from the playoff picture.

[Tom Griswold]

We're continuing with our English themes.

[Chick McGee]

Do you see the press conference after the game? They asked jets head coach Aaron Glenn, they said, are you going to stick with Justin Fields being the quarterback for the next game? And Coach Glenn went, now why would you ask that? And pretty much everybody watching it said, because we just saw the game. We asked that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You're watching the games, right coach?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. You're right there with us, right? You're real close. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It seems like a fair question.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The jets are so bad even those stone faced guards outside of Buckingham palace were giggling.

[Tom Griswold]

How about those hats? How about those Hats, Huh?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how they see those.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you talk about impractical hat, right? I mean, the Pope. The Pope thing's pretty impractical. But those things, if it rains, don't they just start weighing a lot?

[Christy Lee]

Big free hat.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That has to be the standard impractical hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they do, but, you know, those big.

[Tom Griswold]

Those big gigantic black things that they. It does prove that there were obviously gay designers back in the early days. Guard uniforms.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think there were gay men in the. The 1800s? In England.

[Tom Griswold]

In England.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're crazy. Weirdo.

[Tom Griswold]

The Greeks invented the. The English perfected sodomy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Oh, nice.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The jets had minus 10 total yards on passing play. The next time you feel like you're bad at your job, just remember, at least you're not sleeping at your desk for seven hours, then throwing away someone else's work on the way out. The jets, the city that ever sleeps, has the offense that can't wake up. They're struggling. The jets are considering going dressed on Halloween as a professional football team.

[Tom Griswold]

No suggestion that they aren't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

They're not very good.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The jets are so bad, the next Top Gun sequel is about the Coast Guard that's bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're embarrassed to make more Jet movies.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They're very embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hey, jets, you're supposed to circle the airport, not the drain. The jets are so bad, Don Mlan is writing them a song.

[Chick McGee]

What a great artist.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Jets.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The jets are so bad, the ghost of John Denver wants to fly them.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's better.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, there. The only thing louder than the jizz of jets taking off is the sucking sound when they take the field.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not good.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They're now flying non stop to 0. 16. I hope they're jets are so bad, they're listed on the New York Suck Exchange, oil boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Titans fired their head coach, Brian Callahan. Luckily, he lives in a town where they write a lot of songs about losing your job.

[Bob Kevoian]

Job.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's true.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Nashville. Yeah, he better make sure his wife's still around. His truck's running and his dog's still alive. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones got fined $250,000 for flipping off jets fans. What's the big deal with his decisions? Jerry's been giving the finger to Cowboys fans for years. They say it was all a misunderstanding. Somebody asked Jerry how many playoffs wins the Cowboys have since 2016. Oh, it's just the one. Oh, see, just the one looks he Looks increasingly like a Halloween costume self. It comes with one bony finger, a $250,000 fine and no Super Bowls in 30 years.

[Chick McGee]

Package radio.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Colts backup quarterback Anthony Richardson found a way to miss a game with an injury. Found a new way. Fractured his orb orbital bone with an exercise band right before the kid game. Who saw that one coming? Well, probably Richardson, but really, really fast.

[Chick McGee]

Man.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

This could affect his ability to see the game from the bench. This is a serious injury.

[Chick McGee]

Poor guy.

[Tom Griswold]

A break. Yeah, he said it's a. I mean, like, that's just. I really feel bad for him. What did he do wrong?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right Exercise and another call.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Well, Charvarius Ward got a concussion in the same pregame warmup. There's a new show about all this from the people who brought you Ice Road Truckers and Deadliest Catch this fall at cbs. You won't want to miss the most dangerous quest yet. Colts warm ups.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

The new voice sold it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You know, I have a lot of rage as an actor. Next week during the pregame, they should play highway to the Danger Zone. It's very scary. At least Anthony Richardson is now the second most notorious football story in Indianapolis. Thank you, Mark Sanchez. That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's out of the hospital, by the way.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's out of the hospital. He might face jail time. He's hoping to get credit for time served as a New York jet. How much does it suck for the butt fumble to be the second most embarrassing thing in your life? His former coach, Rex Ryan was not reachable for comment. He was busy perusing Sweetass feet dot com.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Brian's teeth are so white, nobody could focus. Anyway, he. I watched him on the pregame. He opened his mouth and I thought I was being interrogated it in Guantanamo.

[Tom Griswold]

They're bright white.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes, they're very bright teeth. You can't look directly at him. You got to wear like Eclipse sunglasses or something. His. He doesn't use his phone's flashlight. He just smiles when it's trying to get. I don't want to be negative. Rex brightens every room he enters, He. He lights it up. What? He poses. Photographer says, say, geez Louise, those teeth are bright. Rex teeth are so white, they bought a Prius. Super.

[Bob Kevoian]

White.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They asked to speak to the manager.

[Chick McGee]

They're. They're very white.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great joke.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

His dentist released a statement. Apologies to Rex's family and fans. We were going for confident analysts, but we ended up with Lighthouse in a Storm.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're sorry.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I think if you Stand next to Rex, you get one of those weird sunburns like in Close Encounters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are white teeth, Kostaki. I saw them. Very.

[Chick McGee]

They're very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I saw them at a Matchbox 20 concert.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

White teeth.

[Chick McGee]

White.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Super white.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Free agent Odell Beckham is going to serve a six game suspension for performance enhancing drugs. He's not even on a team. He needs better drugs. You should suspend the drug dealer.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the guys.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Falling down on the job. It's like that meme how you get to get suspended on your day off.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not even working. What are you?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He took bad substance to try to stay in shape. That's not the path you fade out of the NFL. You fall out of shape and then you appear on Dancing with the Stars. There's a system.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's what he gets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Y.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Since it's not performance enhancing in this case, they changed his name from Ped to D. It's actually just Dill. He stopped sneezing, but he's very drowsy. Okay. Yeah, that's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Kostaki, Rex Ryan's teeth just ordered a pumpkin spice latte. There you go.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They're super white.

[Tom Griswold]

He moved to my neighborhood.

[Chick McGee]

You know the rumor on him, Kostak, he might be the next head coach of the Dolphins.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I like Rex as a coach. I think he's good and he's a character. I'm all for more Rex Ryan in.

[Chick McGee]

My life, but they wanted a disciplinarian down there after all that's been going on.

[Tom Griswold]

So now in the real world of stand up comedy. Costakia Kanamopoulos, live in in person, Albuquerque, this Thursday evening. Is that correct?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes, that's right. I'm heading there this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are you going to be? I don't have the name of the venue.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's a brand new club in town called Hyenas. It's a chain from Texas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice. Well, they laugh, don't they? Hyenas laugh.

[Chick McGee]

I want a shirt and a hat and a pennant.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, yeah, you wouldn't want to call it Ghosts because people boo. You want it to be people laugh, the Hyenas, people laughing.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What else? Laughs.

[Tom Griswold]

Thursday only. And then coming up down the road in November, 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, it's the big tour. Des Moines, Iowa. Fort Dodge, Iowa. Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Sioux City, Iowa. And then December 11th in Cincinnati. Some great stuff. Kwistaki, did I call you Corestocky? A terrific stand up comedian. Thanks, Kostaki.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Thanks, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Congrats, to your team. When do you head to Berlin? Is that next month?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That is. Yeah. The game is on November 9th. We're very excited.

[Chick McGee]

You remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Nine, nine, nine. Thank you. Now, coming up, we have an interesting sports story involving the alleged transmission of outlawed substances in the world of sports and how they may or may not have gotten somewhere. But first, we have to check in with Josh talking about the seasonality of my favorite thing, outdoor grilling steaks.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

That's right. Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a savory, juicy, flavorful cut of meat right there. The early Black Friday sale is the perfect time to shop for the best deals and orders placed by 6pm Eastern. They ship same day. Now you can save big with omaha steaks. Visit omaha steaks.com for 50% off site with and an extra 20% off select favorites during their early Black Friday sale for an extra 35 bucks off. Use this promo code BTS at checkout. Terms do apply. See the site for details. That's 50% off at Omaha steaks.com promo code BTS at checkout. I know we're talking the holidays. It's a little early, but it's never too early to be prepared. And get all your friends and family some wonderful Omaha steak orders.

[Tom Griswold]

Delicious. And the perfect gift for your for your brothers who live out of town. That's what I do.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have more sporting news. We have interesting stuff coming from Christy Lee over the Silac Insurance news desk, including, oh, one sad departure, if you will, from our world. Oh, in the world of science. I know we have a lot of science fans out there. Sure. Playing the hits. Except. Except in the federal government. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is The Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Hosky is here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair didn't work out as well as that. Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Tom. Used to do that as kids to try to make fart noises. Can't do it anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

That was very moist.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is turning.

[Tom Griswold]

Turning scarlet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You run.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I have a. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Whip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whip.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Tell me more. Traveling clown.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a whip?

[Bob Kevoian]

A wind bag.

[Christy Lee]

A wind bag.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, correction. We got something wrong. That's impossible.

[Bob Kevoian]

I asked if the. The word impulse would make a good car name and we kind of thought, well, maybe. Well, turns out, according to Steve Isuzu made a little sports coupe called the Impulse. Lasted a couple generations.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea I had an Isuzu Trooper. Loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you?

[Tom Griswold]

I had the first year it was available in the United States, the two door Isuzu Trooper. And it was a big, square, boxy thing. It looks. It looks. Now, in retrospect, it looks like a Defender from Range Rover. But when you hit the freeway in that thing, if there was a mild puff of wind, you had to grab that steering wheel. Wheel. I love that thing. They don't. Isuzu doesn't distribute cars in the States anymore, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

They make trucks. But remember Joe Isuzu? Yeah, yeah, the liar guy or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was he a comedian? That. I think that too. I always wondered where he came from. He was on Empty Nest. Right. And he was one of the Hare Krishna is an airplane.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Well, they're very good. Well, well worth the correction. Yeah, I don't think they still sell cars in the States, but the one I had was great.

[Christy Lee]

Ace, you had a Trooper too, didn't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

20 plus years.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. David Leisure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he was terrific. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have to. I asked Mr. Oskar to come in here because this one story kind of involves a situation that. That Jeff was involved with.

[Chick McGee]

Professional tennis player who claims that a kid. This caused a positive methamphetamine drug test was suspended for four years by the International Tennis Integrity Agency.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kissing a meth mouth last week.

[Chick McGee]

Goncalo Aleviera from Venezuela provisionally suspended in January following a positive test in November of 24 while competing at the ATP Challenger event in Mexico. He's from Portugal. Denied taking the drug. That made his argument at a hearing with an independent tribunal.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not take it.

[Chick McGee]

The drug's present presence was unintentional. This is not the first time an athlete has said a positive drug test happened because of kissing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would never take drugs.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you buy into this? Do you think this. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I don't know the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the woman he kissed have any teeth?

[Chick McGee]

French Olympic fencer Yasora Thibus was cleared in July by the Court of Arbitration of doping allegations after her judges accepted she was contaminated with the anabolic steroid Osterine in 2024 by kissing her American partner over a period of nine days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kissed her on her period.

[Chick McGee]

She was.

[Christy Lee]

A long period. Nine days. That's not normal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hell, yeah. She's lightheaded.

[Chick McGee]

Nine days. Nine days. Not defending your life. Nine days. Nine days. Okay, okay. In 2009, Richard Gasket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gasket.

[Tom Griswold]

Get the gasket.

[Christy Lee]

Dick Gasket.

[Tom Griswold]

If ever there was a porno name Dick Gasket, he escaped. I'll stop that leakage.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was original name for condoms where Dick Gasket.

[Chick McGee]

The tennis federation tribunal panel ruled that he accidentally took cocaine by kissing a woman in a nightclub.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so there is a precedent then evident.

[Tom Griswold]

But first of all, I love the swiftest of justice in this case. This guy was nailed in more than almost a year ago. And now they're just coming up with this conclusion. Seems. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you want a thorough investigation, it.

[Tom Griswold]

Can'T take that long. I. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, Jeff, have you had experience with a similar. I. Oh, man, this was a long time ago. Okay. I was a different person. Other life choices, lots of bad life choices, had led to my girlfriend. She was on probation at the time, all right. And would twice a week have to go and make a drop. She was clean. She was doing everything she was supposed to. Was the drop urine? Yes. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Not like a drop like drugs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She had to go and make a urine drop twice a week.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would take her to the urine drops or whatever. I though, was still smoking a lot of pot during this time, but not around her. So she gets a call up from her probation officer, hey, you had a dirty drop. You have to go to court this Friday. I take her to court. The court is packed. She goes up in front of the judge and the judge says, Ma', am, you tested positive for marijuana. You're going to go to jail. What is your defense? And she says, well, my boyfriend smokes a lot of pot and I give him a lot of oral. This is probably how I tested positive. The judge laughed, the bailiff laughed. The entire court laughed. Her dad sitting next to me did not laugh. I did not laugh. And she ended up spending the week in jail.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

But she was clean, or do you think she. No, she was. I believe she was clean. Oh, man. I was taking. She had injured herself. I was taking care of her at the time. She was not doing pot. You made her do that while she was injured? I.

[Pat Godwin]

You dirty, dirty boy.

[Chick McGee]

We had nothing better to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

She couldn't go to work.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So apparently this was not a facial injury.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

That is interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. So that was not a good enough defense for it. I hear she did spend the weekend in jail.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some precedent for this. We remember, Christy. We had a story a few years ago about someone that claimed that they got it during.

[Christy Lee]

During intimate relations.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. During intimate relations with. So who knows? We'd have to talk about.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it sounds plausible, obviously.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. In this case, you just needed to separate the seed from the chaff. Yeah. Stems and seeds, you see.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know about. We know one thing about your former girlfriend. She didn't spit.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

She took it like a champ. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Took it like a champ. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the jail sentence.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, does that conclude sports?

[Chick McGee]

No, it does not. Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate that.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid world record.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like hearing about Jeff's dirt bag life, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

He's one of the nicest guys I know. He's Noah. He's a great dad.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but really, you get a kick out of hearing about the filthy.

[Chick McGee]

Escapades of the seamy underbelly.

[Tom Griswold]

The back of the days when he lived with dirty leg. I get kind of a kick out of him.

[Chick McGee]

I believe Pat has a song, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Bo on that story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Am I on drugs? They wanna know it's in my system but I swear it ain't so Is it in my hair? Oh, yes, you'll find it there Is it in my pee? Oh, yes. Destin c if you wanna know Know why I'm a meth or blow it's from her kiss it's from her kiss oh, yeah My gal name's Beth, you know she's on meth and when we kiss, the meth gets in my piss.

[Chick McGee]

If you want to know why I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

On meth and blow. It's from her kiss. It's from her kiss.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We're done now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I love that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that a good song?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I like the shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that a Cheryl King? Is that a Carol King? Look that up. World record Carol. Get a load of this. We're having fun, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's put a stop to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

A California woman has broken the Guinness World Record for creating the world's longest crocheted scarf by an individual.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly. Indeed.

[Christy Lee]

Carol King did not write shoes like.

[Bob Kevoian]

All the James Mansfield.

[Chick McGee]

Who the hell was it?

[Christy Lee]

It was written by Ruby Clark.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Ruby.

[Chick McGee]

Inventor of the Clark bar.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

You can buy Clark bars. Cracker Barrel over and. And we're getting.

[Tom Griswold]

Tractor supply.

[Chick McGee]

Tractor supply.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

World record.

[Chick McGee]

Daisy. PTAC crocheted a scarf measuring 981ft, 11 inches. Okay, that's just a few feet shorter than the Eiffel Tower picture.

[Tom Griswold]

She still can't get it around her waist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Big girl. She estimates unfair.

[Tom Griswold]

Lies. Lies.

[Chick McGee]

Record breaking scarf required. Over a thousand dollars worth of yarn.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hear there's a giraffe interested.

[Chick McGee]

Jeffrey.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll take that.

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to name a giraffe Jeffrey.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. It's a little hacky, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Toys R Us.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't want to go with a. You know, just Dave.

[Chick McGee]

Dave. Dave the giraffe.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Dave.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, how are you?

[Chick McGee]

Check out this swell scar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Covers my whole hear about the giraffe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who walked into a bar. Bartender said, sorry, we don't serve long necks here. Everything's on draft.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe reverse that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything's on draft. We don't long.

[Christy Lee]

So we have the scarf wrapped around all these people. Is that what we're seeing here? I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the crowd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that a college brochure?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Would they. Pretty diverse neighborhood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't exist.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. No.

[Chick McGee]

How did you hear about this? It wasn't word of mouth, I can tell you that. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's plenty of scarf left. Look at it. It looks like a barrel.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's really something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unless that's a child.

[Chick McGee]

A little chubby. Look, kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm pro scarf now. Are you guys pro scarf?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, you know me, I love scarf.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but they're important. They really do help in the cold weather.

[Chick McGee]

Cover up the money. Maker.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. When you dry off after a shower, do you buff?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't do the thing where I put the towel between my legs and really give the paranoia Scrub.

[Pat Godwin]

You're supposed to self dry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to thank any. Any friend I've ever had. I considered a friend would never do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. I mean, I think. But Donald Duck does it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I only see it in cartoons.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it's a real thing. I don't. You heard it. You heard it from a Robert Klein thing and now you won't. You won't stop talking about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't remember that.

[Christy Lee]

You don't do it or why do you do it?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that what he said Yogi Berra did in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom thinks it's funny because there's a chance poop will get on the towel.

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, look at him.

[Pat Godwin]

He's giggling like a school.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think it's an odd, odd thing to do then to hang the towel up and come back for more later.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because the first thing you dry is your face when you get out of the shower.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you just put that and you.

[Tom Griswold]

Know me, I'm one towel man. That towel gets used once and then it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a twicer.

[Tom Griswold]

You are?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll go all week. Some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some weeks I used to. And then I read an article that confirmed Tom's theory. Theory, really? That you really. You really should.

[Pat Godwin]

But I use a lot of towels, though. I mean, I love towels.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many towels per shower?

[Pat Godwin]

At least three or four.

[Chick McGee]

Three or four.

[Pat Godwin]

I just enjoy a lot of towels. Even at the gym?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You do it at the gym because somebody else has to wash?

[Justin Seymour]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I have to wash it at home. But I. I like a lot of towels. I've always been teased about it since.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was a kid. Love it. Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

You like a lot of napkins?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, what do you do with all these towels?

[Pat Godwin]

Wrap it around my head like the ladies do. Around my shoulders.

[Bob Kevoian]

My.

[Pat Godwin]

My butt crack.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever look in the mirror and go, I'm Carmen Miranda Some mornings.

[Pat Godwin]

When I'm feeling pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Now when you wrap it around your head, what are you wrapping it around? Oh, it's not to dry your hair, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

My hair.

[Chick McGee]

You've seen that, right?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Seen what?

[Chick McGee]

Nothing. You looked in the mirror, not me. I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't wrap a towel around my head like you do, you weirdo.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I never figured. I never Knew how women did that.

[Christy Lee]

It's a hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seems like an art there.

[Tom Griswold]

They have to take. There's a course in eighth grade.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they.

[Tom Griswold]

They all have to take it.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you have a. I bet you have a turby, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

I do. I love it. My turby's missing.

[Chick McGee]

I think I realize what I'm going to get Pat for Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

A turby towel.

[Chick McGee]

Turby towel you can wrap around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Half turban, half towel. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's made to wrap around your head.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, do speak a funny voice when you do it.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Why?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe 15 years ago we did.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a brand of turby that went out of business. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I know where this is.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind. Hey, look at this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just realized that even. Even the joke saying they went out.

[Chick McGee]

Of business is it's already Raycon earbuds. Why yes, chick, that's right. Raycon's Everyday Classic earbuds are back. Everyday Earbuds Classic. And now they're 20% off. They're loaded with upgrade grades, active noise cancellation, multi point connectivity. You can pair two devices at once and the ergonomic fit that actually stays in your ear no matter what you're doing. This is from Bill in Des Moines. I love my Raycon headphones. I work as a sideline correspondent for high school football and they're perfect for the job. I can use the noise cancellation feature to drown out the crowd when I'm giving my reports. And they're easy to charge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Light.

[Chick McGee]

Love them. I also have the Raycon earbuds. That's once again Bill and Des Moines. Isn't that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Bill.

[Chick McGee]

And Raycon has everyday features like the quick charge, 10 minutes of charging, 90 minutes of playtime, 32 hours of battery life, and the awareness mode, perfect for when you're walking your dog or running errands. Over 3 million customers already love Raycons and they come with a 30 day happiness guarantee. So if you don't love them, returns are easy. But I've never heard tell of such a thing. Go to buyraycon.com get 20% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic. That's buyraycon.com Tom, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have pornographic noises. Is that what's happening in the apartment? Drive by, Cheeseburger attack. And would you let somebody sponsor your wedding?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's a. That's not a bad idea.

[Chick McGee]

Money, money, money, money talk.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Portions of the show brought to you.

[Chick McGee]

By Champion Win Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a message for Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I was not aware of this, but when you order a steak at a restaurant, you have a new category that apparently is out there. Can you explain that to me?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I say medium rare plus, and I realize that that's not a thing and that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's a thing.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's absolutely right here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just call it. I will be returning from now on.

[Christy Lee]

I just say medium rare.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from waiter. Initials A.B. writes Arnold Bouchon. It's very close. If I were the waiter and Christie ordered it medium rare plus, I would say I will cook it medium rare plus, drop it on the floor.

[Christy Lee]

See? Yeah. That's why I just say medium rare now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's getting to the point. I'm surprised they don't bring a thermometer out. Stuck into the meat. Now you understand they give. I know they have to do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, some chefs will start, servers will go. Will you please cut into that and see if it's.

[Christy Lee]

They do, which is nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you do? This is Applebee's.

[Chick McGee]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite thing is that when they see you've got a mouthful of food. How is everything?

[Bob Kevoian]

You think sometimes they do it on purpose?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I would.

[Chick McGee]

Hell, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I will just wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you, a dentist? Don't ask me questions while my mouth is full.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward here. We have completed our sports broadcast. Is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Tom, Chris D?

[Tom Griswold]

Le is at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

We have a new poll out there. It shows more than half of Americans.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got your poll right here. You guys like that guy?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Young, the American.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I do like that guy. He needs to come in more often.

[Christy Lee]

All right, but consider a brand sponsorship to help fund their wealth. Wedding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pay attention. Taylor and Travis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like, they need the money, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Still, I'd like to know how this breaks down. Bride versus groom.

[Christy Lee]

Over 60% of those who have ever been married or were thinking about marriage. Said they would consider having brand sponsor for their big event, including a brand presence on their wedding stationery, napkins or table plan. 1 in 3. 1 in 3 would let the mascot of their favorite brand attend the wedding as a guest. Provided the brand covers the entire cost.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look, it's Teddy. Teddy Trojan.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, we don't need you anymore.

[Chick McGee]

He's the.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the seven foot condom that dances.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wrap that up.

[Christy Lee]

How many brands have their own mascot though that would be able to show up at.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, who we next to Father Fleming. And your grandparents will be seated. Ronald McDonald.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet Ronald McDonald has attended a wedding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, what was. I'm sorry, what was the percentage again?

[Christy Lee]

One in three.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean the cost of a wedding. I suppose it would be.

[Christy Lee]

Well, let's say 20% would even let the brand mascot officiate the wedding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's say your wedding cake. Cake can be. There's a. There's a giant Eminem there in the costume and he will sprinkle some M&M's on your cake if you want.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty funny.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And you.

[Bob Kevoian]

They actually pay for part of your wedding or even the wedding cake. They just pay for that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, in the documentary on John Candy. John Candy's wedding, there's the McDonald's sign in the background on a lot of the wedding shots.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And they even asked, hey, did you get. Did your dad get married in a McDonald's?

[Chick McGee]

McDonald's.

[Bob Kevoian]

And no. They got buried on a soundstage. That was Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. All his wedding photos. Photos.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, I can see the groom agreeing to this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't see. I don't see a lot of brides going, oh, I don't. I don't mind wearing a wedding dress with the logo of Heinz ketchup on the back. Yeah, whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Chico's mailbox.

[Tom Griswold]

People whispering. I can't believe their wedding is brought to you by that airline, Virgin Atlantic.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's a joke.

[Christy Lee]

55 taking it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Would let the brand give out freebies and merchandise to their guests.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if they. What if you had Chick Fil. A sponsor your. Your wedding?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's not bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they provided the catering meal. I mean that. Why would.

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

That would be great.

[Chick McGee]

A hell of an idea.

[Christy Lee]

One in six would even put their favorite brand logo on the bridal gown if their wedding would be free.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe she's wearing the logo for the penicillin people.

[Christy Lee]

And as Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she practically snorts it.

[Christy Lee]

And as Tom mentioned, men were more likely to agree with this than women. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the Bomb and Tom logo on your wedding dress, ladies?

[Christy Lee]

You should not have said that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you willing to.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

You know how many people. Yeah, I'm gonna say 100%. Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're going to a wedding soon, aren't you?

[Chick McGee]

A wedding?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, my adopted daughter this weekend. I was looking ahead to Halloween. I'm doing a song at a Halloween.

[Christy Lee]

Your adopted daughter is getting married this week?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, this Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was actually talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you going to do a tune.

[Pat Godwin]

At my adopted daughter's wedding? No, at. On Halloween I will be doing Lighthouse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you walking her down the aisle?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's wonderful. I know you're very. You're close with her. That's wonderful. Yeah. What are you gonna wear?

[Pat Godwin]

A suit. A black suit.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Many very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Various sizes of my weight loss journey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Elwood Blues.

[Chick McGee]

Other questions.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you have a suit. That was how he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He thinks we have nothing, right?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I, I, we're eating sail Fig Newtons and wearing old suits from the Goodwill.

[Tom Griswold]

I was, I was gonna, I was wondering if you're gonna be renting a tux, actually.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, it's not that kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Very low weddings. A lot of weddings were a tux and. Well, that's, that's fine. I didn't know about this.

[Christy Lee]

It's exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you deliberately not tell me because you knew we'd start making mocking it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I think it's lovely.

[Pat Godwin]

Came up kind of quick. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's 14.

[Pat Godwin]

We started. Me, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

See something about a shotgun should be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mentioned here, but hey, you know, is it in Ohio when she's pregnant, you gotta do something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So, I mean, we could pay for.

[Chick McGee]

He's got more.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the, the gist of the story you just read is that, you know, would they be comfortable in if you had a suit that looked like you were a NASCAR driver? Various sponsors.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not a bad look.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You could wear a Bob and Tom jacket. We've got Bob and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wear Dick Mango's jacket.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet those are nice and glittery and fun.

[Chick McGee]

Nice and glittery.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you gonna cry?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a big wedding.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a huge fan of her fiance.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, good.

[Pat Godwin]

He's the promoter of our show. That we have on November 15th.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, great. Great. Yeah. Tell them to add 500. Yeah. We're doing very well. Or I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we rewrite the vows?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so, but give it a shot. I'll wanna buy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we could put an ad in there.

[Chick McGee]

You're not gonna be happy until you ruin this wedding.

[Christy Lee]

This is why Pat didn't tell us about this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there. There are things that people don't tell you because they know what you're going to do with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He really did want to keep it secret. It's totally my fault because I was talking about a different wedding, but he.

[Pat Godwin]

Threw me because actually my daughter's being married. Married this as getting married this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is Jimmy going? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, he's going.

[Bob Kevoian]

How old is he now?

[Pat Godwin]

He's 14. Gonna be 15. November 17th.

[Bob Kevoian]

15 bridesmaids.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. Yeah, he does like the ladies, though. But.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's nobody in name Kim there.

[Tom Griswold]

The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree. Well, before we ruin this, why don't we take a break? Comedian Justin Seymour joining us shortly. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat, Golfer Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

We do. Meeting him for the first time, it's comedian Justin Seymour. Justin. How are you, sir?

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Justin Seymour]

Thanks for having me. I'm glad I could bring the average age down here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Substantially way down. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How old are you, Justin?

[Justin Seymour]

Actually, I turned 35 next month.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Still. Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

That hair count is serious.

[Justin Seymour]

I know. I just got the worst haircut I've ever had in my life, like two weeks ago. And it's just starting to grow out now, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. But it looks at me. There's a lot of it there to grow. It looks like it's awesome.

[Justin Seymour]

I just wanted an inch off. That's all I wanted. That's what I said. But I guess the guy heard, hey, make me look like I abused my wife. You know, that's what he, that's what he went with. It was crazy.

[Chick McGee]

He does look like a bad guy in one of those teen movies.

[Justin Seymour]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

From the 90s, right.

[Justin Seymour]

A comedian from Cincinnati told me that I look like the villain's sidekick in every movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Justin Seymour]

Which is kind of true, unfortunately.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Henchmen.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna, you're gonna just sit there and take that stuff like that. I don't see him saying that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Handsome young guy, single, married. What's happening?

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah, married.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, really? Yep.

[Justin Seymour]

Been married for about a year now. Actually, we just had our anniversary, but we've been together for, like, seven years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we just had a new story involving weddings.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know what your wedding was like, but the Christie. This was a survey that. Would you want to have a sponsorship for your wedding if they'd pay some of the bills for the wedding?

[Justin Seymour]

That's a great question. Sponsorship. Bobby Tom. Sponsor. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy Lee's last wedding. I don't know if you saw this. Sponsored by a divorce attorney. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, come on. This one is going to stick.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave them in splits.

[Justin Seymour]

It's like some mediocrity stuff, though. You'd have, like, sponsors all over the clothes and, and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Justin Seymour]

Remember that movie?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I, I, I, I think it's a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

Depends.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I wouldn't think that. Or the back of your wedding dress, it says depends in big letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, what? Does any brand come to mind that you would allow that you wouldn't be.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, where would it be?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, if, let's say, even on the. I mean, we're gonna go full in here.

[Christy Lee]

On my wedding dress.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back of the wedding dress. What if it said coach something sort of high end class.

[Chick McGee]

Classy. You got married.

[Pat Godwin]

You got married with sort of a race car theme, right?

[Christy Lee]

I did. I got married in the Indianapolis Speedway Museum.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

So, yes, I guess a good year.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess it would be Firestone stp maybe.

[Justin Seymour]

What's the benefit to the company?

[Chick McGee]

Awareness photos and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the benefit is. Can you believe this woman? And put the Firestone logo on. Across her breasts.

[Bob Kevoian]

And a wedding dress.

[Christy Lee]

My husband would loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even honeymoon. You know, you could have Trivago.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And on, on the tuxedo. And then you get a free honeymoon somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Justin Seymour]

I don't know about weddings, but I do think it'd be cool if women's butts had sponsorships.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Justin Seymour]

Because you got to put the ads where the Eyes are. You know that's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Worked for Juicy.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that still thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haven't seen that in a long time.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, at the thrift stores, you'll see it every now and then.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the thrift stores.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And was Juicy the name of the brand? Okay, Tom, you didn't really care for that word on there on the ass.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was really inappropriate.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You see some woman not of a certain age and it says Juicy on her butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

You thought diarrhea, didn't you?

[Christy Lee]

I believe it was called Juicy Couture.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that doesn't make it. That doesn't make it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I was saying it wrong. I thought it was Juicy Cooter. I've been saying it wrong all day.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know you went couture.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. Exactly how I felt. I see Christie Lee's the newsletter. We'll talk more to Justin in just a second. We got to get a little bit of news out of you. What else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

Police in Michigan called to an apartment building because one of the tenants was blasting pornographic noises from their apartment.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

The News Herald reports a resident contacted Trenton police after hearing explicitly disturbing noises coming from another unit unit upon arrival at about 8:18pm this just.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is what happens when you live in an apartment, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Police said they could hear loud moaning noises that sounded like pornographic material. Officers knocked on the door repeatedly in an attempt to make contact with the resident, but there was no answer. According to the report, a neighbor across the hall said there have been multiple noise complaints made regarding that apartment.

[Chick McGee]

When was that ever a noise.

[Christy Lee]

While on the scene? The officers reported other residents in the neighboring apartments came to the door stating they could hear the disturbances.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we turned that off. I finished three minutes ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they still have the, like the crappy bass driven music and porno movies?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. I mean, I'm sure some, but for.

[Chick McGee]

The most part they just get right to it, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there was an era of pornography or the. The soundtrack. There was a certain kind of music that they always used.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's where the whole. Bow chicka bow wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So are these people being accused of. Of actually. Were these sounds emanating from human beings or was this a, I don't know, pornographic movie that they have and they didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It must be people sounds and they.

[Christy Lee]

Didn'T think it was actual people.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you. What do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

How much Jerry Lewis porn?

[Christy Lee]

What is that? Is that the saddest porn you never seen?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Justin Seymour]

I used to live in an apartment where I could tell people were having sex through the walls. You know, I couldn't. Not cuz I could hear, but I. I found the hole in the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good giveaway. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I. Boy, this is every apartment I've ever lived in.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're not known for their sound.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can tell you what almost everybody was watching at any given time.

[Chick McGee]

That base through the wall. Walls, man. That's what I remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good.

[Justin Seymour]

I always love to listen to an argument. I'd go stand out in the hallway to listen to my neighbors upstairs just argue, you know, that was the best.

[Bob Kevoian]

Always made me uncomfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, update.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever do the glass up against the wall?

[Bob Kevoian]

Never did try that.

[Christy Lee]

Does that work?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I never got. Maybe I should. I don't know where I'd go to try it, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it open side to the wall or to the ear?

[Chick McGee]

Open side to the wall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then you.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, you. You take the fluid out of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's why. That's the main reason I didn't do it.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Well, that's my problem. Yeah. Thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Grapefruit juice.

[Chick McGee]

Every time I tried it, there was a stale stain.

[Tom Griswold]

Dump the gravy out of it before grape juice.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I have my morning glass of gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, candy update. Um.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Are we still talking about Clark bars?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he had a serious accusation that Clark bars were no longer available.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the guy just said he couldn't find him.

[Chick McGee]

He couldn't find him?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he may have checked.

[Chick McGee]

Cracker Barrel has him.

[Tom Griswold]

In case he's listening. I just wanted to be helpful.

[Chick McGee]

If you say Cracker Barrel, I'm coming across the counter at you.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to say tractor supply.

[Christy Lee]

We've already.

[Chick McGee]

We've already said that.

[Tom Griswold]

But what if he wasn't listening? Are you going to. Are you going to write him back?

[Chick McGee]

Well, okay. We have a confused. Losing enough show as it is. If you start calling everyone individually, it's really gonna slow us down.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever had a Clark Bar, Justin?

[Justin Seymour]

No, never had that. What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

He has no idea.

[Chick McGee]

He has. No. He's 35. Had no idea what a Clark bar is. Yeah, I don't think I've ever had a car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even when I was a kid, they weren't popular.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of like a nougat inside. Like a Butterfinger flak bar.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it flaky?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's peanut butter. That's the bad. That's the back.

[Christy Lee]

Butterfinger.

[Justin Seymour]

I mean, they have like these. Actually my name. Have you ever seen these Justin's? Like the peanut butter things?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're pretty good, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Justin Seymour]

Are they good?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so.

[Justin Seymour]

I need to try one because it's like an organic Reese's cup or something. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also the Clark Kent bar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really? What's that like?

[Tom Griswold]

They're super.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're super. I'm glad you kept it simple.

[Chick McGee]

The adventures of Superman.

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Chick McGee]

Turned it up?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

This is the.

[Bob Kevoian]

He didn't even go with Donner. Superman. It's George Reeves.

[Chick McGee]

A bird. It's only an hour left.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's gonna. By the way, if you're a crowd of people and you go, it's a bird, who's gonna look up? Of course it's a bird.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet more people look up than you think.

[Tom Griswold]

If you point and go, it's a bird.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, if you point people out like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah. The first two things of that. Of that bird plane. No one really cares. We've seen them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I used to always love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was wondering if somebody should have. It's a.

[Chick McGee]

It's a plane.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now that is clearly a man. Are you nuts?

[Chick McGee]

Might be a plane way off in the distance. I understand that.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a cape on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who expects a guy to be flying in the sky?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a bird. No, it isn't. How do you know? He crapped on my car. You tell me a bird did that.

[Tom Griswold]

Super number. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we missed something important. And today in history.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we missed something important or the person reading this Day in history.

[Tom Griswold]

I missed something important.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Today in history. Well, well, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we had so many.

[Chick McGee]

You're good for being humble. That's the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. And you're going to be so surprised when you hear what it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Is it something we'll all be aware of?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even the young Justin Seymour?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe not.

[Justin Seymour]

I was a history teacher, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe we'll find out.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the allegation stuck.

[Tom Griswold]

This was big enough. We'll find out when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Show.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You drunk?

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the BOBA Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat. Pat Godwin. Godwin, come on over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's hope that doesn't stick out.

[Chick McGee]

You're just a lighthouse there, Josh Arnold. Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

You think boner boy got. You? Think Greg Warren got.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh, I hope so. And we said that's his new nickname, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We got a guess.

[Tom Griswold]

We do. Handsome young comedian Justin Seymour.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Justin.

[Justin Seymour]

Thanks for having me.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, dropping the average age.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In this room, substantially. Handsome young guy, just married, you say?

[Chick McGee]

A year?

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah, just married a year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice man.

[Justin Seymour]

And it's been good. I don't know what. I don't know what the challenges of marriage are for you. You guys all married?

[Chick McGee]

No. What do you think about old guys who aren't married to hear a story like that? They go, oh, that's still fresh.

[Christy Lee]

None of you guys are married.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it about me that tipped off that I'm not married?

[Justin Seymour]

Just the face.

[Chick McGee]

The face.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't take it the wrong way. It's just the way you look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Interesting talk.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a joyful look about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The overall aesthetic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Justin Seymour]

You seem happy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, you seem really happy.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you're having some challenges, or the.

[Justin Seymour]

Only challenge is like, okay, like, the biggest challenge with marriage is trying to just agree on something to watch together. You guys ever struggle with that? Like, trying to. We can't agree on anything. That's the problem. And we're sitting there watching that, we can never find something. She tries to get me to watch stuff I'll never watch. Like, she tried to me watch that movie the Whale. You guys seen this movie? Brendan Fraser. I'm like, I'm not watching the Mummy with a tummy. You know what I mean? I'm not going to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Justin Seymour]

Not trying to watch Journey to the center of the Girth or whatever it is. That's a Brendan Fraser movie. Yeah. It's just. I'm not going to watch it. She tries me watch that show Love on the Spectrum. You guys know is. And I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Justin Seymour]

It's not for me, you know, I'm like, well, if they've got hate on the Spectrum, I'll check that out, you know. But that's not a thing. I don't. Which only sounds like a documentary series about Elon. Musk.

[Pat Godwin]

Musk.

[Justin Seymour]

So.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Justin Seymour is. You said you've been married, You're. No kids?

[Justin Seymour]

No kids. Got a vasectomy, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Justin Seymour]

Just want to make sure you don't have to be a teacher for eight years. I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, that's interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Taught history. What age group?

[Justin Seymour]

Mostly seniors. Seniors into some juniors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah, I like teaching, except for the hours, the paying, the kids, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything else was good.

[Justin Seymour]

Everything else is fine, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Vasectomy. That's serious.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah, I was pretty serious about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did your wife know about it?

[Justin Seymour]

No. I'm going to spring on her today.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You haven't had one yet, have you?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You're a baby maker still now, can you.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a. Can you agree with. With your wife and where to go eat dinner if you're going out?

[Justin Seymour]

It's basically. Yeah, it's very easy because I just let her make the decisions.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, man. Yeah.

[Justin Seymour]

Just let her decide.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not deep enough into it you yet.

[Justin Seymour]

So what do you do then? You argue.

[Tom Griswold]

I try to acquiesce, but I really can't. And because no one will ever. No one will suggest anything, I for years have opted for a service. An 800 number.

[Chick McGee]

You could call you that restaurant roulette or whatever it was.

[Christy Lee]

You spin the dial and it tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

You where that doesn't work.

[Chick McGee]

You had to abide by what it said. That was the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't keep spinning until it's binding. Restaurant arbitration. I would like that very much.

[Chick McGee]

That should be a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd even settle for a category, you know, Italian, Chinese, fish place. Can't even Sushi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's what you do, Tom. I really want you to try this Because I think women are turned on by assertiveness.

[Chick McGee]

You know, man who's in control.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Make some decisions.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey, I'm going to Outback. You want to go?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm serious.

[Tom Griswold]

You be me and I'll be her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, honey, I'm going to Outback. You want to go?

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that place.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, I'll see you now. I'll see you in two hours.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Justin Seymour]

Here's what I did a couple weeks ago.

[Chick McGee]

That's the problem. You got to follow up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You've got to go to Outback.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, he can't eat by himself. Parenthetically, I do enjoy Outback very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

We've never been there together.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah, that's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she's out of town this week, so I'm.

[Christy Lee]

You get to eat wherever you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, cafeteria. So last night I. I had dinner. I had nothing. I was too tired.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, that's a choice every time.

[Tom Griswold]

You're too tired to even have cereal. Cereal.

[Christy Lee]

I had toast. I. Can I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the dog and go like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just go to bed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll finish the crossword. I'm tired now. I. I missed something when we did today in History. I should explain to our guest, Justin, we like to review famous events on this date in history and we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hence today in history. If that. If the content clues weren't already there.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You get it when somebody says today.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are a self parody.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad you explained it though.

[Tom Griswold]

You. I'll give you. I'll give you an example.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, now we need an example.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you history teacher. So you. You know who Dwight D. Eisenhower is?

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that it was his birthday today?

[Justin Seymour]

No, I did not know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Big celebration. Number of places.

[Justin Seymour]

Number of places.

[Chick McGee]

Number of places are big celebrations.

[Justin Seymour]

Can I get an example?

[Chick McGee]

This one.

[Tom Griswold]

This one's a little harder. Roger Moore. Do you know who that is?

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah. Actor, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very, very good. Above one of the lesser. James Bonds. You get the idea. But on this date in history. I didn't see this. It wasn't on my list. But on this date in history, and I want to see if you know this. Baby Jessica became famous. Now, do you know who that is?

[Justin Seymour]

No, I've never heard of that. What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, on October 14th, 1987, the 18 month old baby. Jessica. Jessica. Her actual name is Jessica McClure. Little baby was playing in her aunt's backyard in Midland, Texas, and fell in an abandoned well. Shaft.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now this was like a pipe. So if you're picturing wishing well, nothing like that, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And this, she was trapped for 58.

[Christy Lee]

Hours and it was live on CNN.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was the biggest news story. This poor kid down there and they were, they had to get her out without. You know, it was very, very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, time was of the essence. It was a dangerous situation and it.

[Tom Griswold]

Became a global news story.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was just on TVs, right.

[Justin Seymour]

I mean, I feel like that was a really common thing. People were falling down wells and well shafts. That was just like a trope for the 80s, right.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a trope for the 60s with Lassie. Every episode of Lassie. Some kid. But this was a huge story. In any event, she was rescued and is alive and well to this day. But a few years ago on this show, one of the great moments of all time on this program, Christy was citing something unusual about baby Jessica.

[Christy Lee]

She got married.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And here's the audio from that. That event.

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember the dramatic rescue of baby Jessica when she fell down the well? Remember she was 18 months old. Believe it or not, baby Jessica is a baby no longer. She was married over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

She is now 19 years old and she apparently tied the knot Saturday to rural church outside Midland, Texas. She's 19. Her husband, 32 year old Danielle Morales.

[Chick McGee]

I bet they're on city water.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a fine joke, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

That is for everything you've ever done. That quick snip. You hear how happy I was?

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Remember those days?

[Tom Griswold]

That was nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Being beaten in the head four years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you. I wonder if you can go see that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I would hope they'd gotten rid of, cordoned it off or gotten rid of it.

[Justin Seymour]

But how did they get her out?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I don't remember. Do they have to come in like through the side and drill?

[Chick McGee]

There were a bunch of different options.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or were they able to lower something and pull her out?

[Christy Lee]

I like they pulled her up.

[Tom Griswold]

She has had a significant number of surgeries since then. She's alive and well and I believe she's a landscaper now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she mows yards.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this a joke or you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

I believe she is divorced from her husband.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, they got divorced.

[Tom Griswold]

She has a son and a daughter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Her daughter's name is Penny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I, I get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sorry to bother you. What a dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't give me, don't give me a thinker joke.

[Chick McGee]

Like that's the most honest one.

[Pat Godwin]

Have any comedy around it in my life.

[Chick McGee]

And it totally fit. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was being one, wasn't he?

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I get it. You throw.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Because Justin, I'll explain to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Justin, I'll remember this.

[Tom Griswold]

People, people, people threw pennies in a well, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is what we're doing.

[Chick McGee]

Wishing well.

[Tom Griswold]

If you. If you ever seen the movie Three coins in the fountain, they would throw L in a well.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't swinging for the fences. Just wanted to.

[Chick McGee]

Old comment. But give him a smiler.

[Bob Kevoian]

If these are the rules, I'll play by.

[Justin Seymour]

Maybe they had to like grease her up to get her out.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, her daughter is named Cheyenne, spelled with an S, which is.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly an error.

[Chick McGee]

So where does she dance? Come on, you weren't thinking it.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

When she got married, he was 32 and she was 19. Any comments on that? Well.

[Christy Lee]

Not from this group, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was gonna say you're in the very wrong room.

[Tom Griswold]

Justin. You've been married for a year. You said you're. You're 35. So he said.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah, 35.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well then if you were one of us, you're you. It would be illegal.

[Chick McGee]

No, you can help your wife with her exam.

[Tom Griswold]

He worked with juniors and seniors. Yeah, she'd be in seventh grade.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Somewhat of a problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember I was 19 and I did it a 30 year old. Wow, that was awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So you want the other one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we both worked at Six Flags. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What was she, the wheelchair? Oh, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

First off, he second.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry to jump to a conclusion. Love is love. Love.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, she was in one of the. She was in the main stage show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, singer, dancer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Singer, dancer.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

You follow up, followed up on her?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we broke up because she was moving to Boston to be in stomach.

[Chick McGee]

Muscles like a camel. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I used to told me the story. She moved to Boston to become a roadie for Melissa Etheridge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. You know, we never once. Kids never quite understood. She was always putting wigs on me.

[Chick McGee]

I went with it, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Making her happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's. There we go, baby. Jessica a great joke chick. I'm sorry, Christy Lee, is anything else happening at the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

A former strip club employee was taken into custody after he allegedly threw a cheeseburger at a man from his car. According to authorities In Florida, the 201826 year old suspect, a Mr. Jordan Cotto, went to Atlantis gentlemen's club to speak with management, but got Into a verbal argument. During the dispute, the man allegedly grabbed a cheeseburger from his vehicle, threw it, striking a man on the shoulder and causing him bodily harm.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

When questioned by police, the suspect admitted to throwing the cheeseburger from his vehicle and said he would do it again. He was arrested for battery.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have no regrets. I would do it again.

[Justin Seymour]

What kind of burger was it? A whopper baconator. What are we talking about?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It just says burger. A stale one apparently caused injury. I mean that. Why would you call the cops for a guy throwing a hamburger at you?

[Chick McGee]

Didn't John Travolta throw a hamburger at Scott Glenn and urban cowboy or. I getting that backwards.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

One of the other way.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it say what the guy's job was? So he worked at that strip club, obviously, and had been fired. It sounds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds like it. He was a former employee and had gotten gone back to talk to management.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm guessing dj.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or door guy or. Oh, yeah, bouncer or bathroom attendant. Oftentimes strip clubs have those.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

They shake for you.

[Justin Seymour]

They want you.

[Chick McGee]

They want you.

[Justin Seymour]

They want to make you really uncomfortable.

[Chick McGee]

Shenanigans in the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Bathroom attendants?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Dudes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Are you serious?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Remember I had the. I told you guys the story about the. He was an older black gentleman. He sold barbecue sauce in the bathroom. It was some of the greatest barbecue sauce I've ever had.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the secret ingredient?

[Bob Kevoian]

Stripper bowl. Yeah. Yeah. He would ring out the shammy so it tasted like brasso and sweat.

[Chick McGee]

Hairy buffalo.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I love the word.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the word shammy. That's really well placed there. Very, very.

[Christy Lee]

An Australian dock worker won his job back after he was fired over a penis wreck related prank.

[Justin Seymour]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

According to New Zealand's stuff news site, Robert Smith was dismissed from his job.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, I cut off your penis. Get it?

[Christy Lee]

At Cube Ports. After he allegedly told a coworker he'd put his penis in his sandwich, Mr. Smith argued that the dismissal was unreasonable. The Australian fair work commission ultimately ruled in his favor, ordering cube to reinstate Mr. Smith and pay him lost wages.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick, if you're going to make love to a sandwich, what are you going with?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going with like a foot long, a hoagie. Something like that. Yeah. No, no, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

But then this gets to the core argument here is a hot dog. A sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Smith has been accused of Telling one co worker he put semen on his hot dog.

[Chick McGee]

No, I said, do you see men eating hot dogs? Is what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

And so this guy put his seed on a hot dog and they didn't fire him.

[Christy Lee]

They did fire him, but they're asking specifically.

[Chick McGee]

No, but, I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but he said. You said that they gave him back wages.

[Christy Lee]

And Rehime Union of Australia, which represented Mr. Smith, argued that while he had engaged in some misconduct, it did not warrant termination.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you could get fired from anywhere from.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Putting semen on anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I said a blt, not a dlt.

[Justin Seymour]

I thought it was a sandwich. Was it a sandwich or hot dog?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, that's. That's the age old argument.

[Justin Seymour]

Is it the same sandwich the guy threw at the strip club?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not the same.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a burger. Now what your thoughts on hot dog sandwich? I. I say. I say yes and I say no.

[Chick McGee]

Old, old men order a hot dog sandwich. Hamburger sandwich. Hot dog sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I have a hot dog sandwich?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot dog sandwich? No, hot dog's closer to a taco.

[Chick McGee]

But in what way? Hot dog sandwich. No. Hamburger sandwich. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Justin Seymour]

Now some people eat for the shape, not the taste.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's the. I have that knitted on a pillow at home. It's my inspiration piece.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, hot dog sandwich, you say?

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't say it, but I mean a hot dog is in the category sandwich because it's brain. Bread and meat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

A taco. A taco is corn or flour, which. That's. Which is not bread.

[Chick McGee]

So then tacos. So they're.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a form of bread.

[Tom Griswold]

A taco sandwich would be a taco with pieces of bread in the outside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tortilla means small bread.

[Tom Griswold]

In what way?

[Bob Kevoian]

Look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone you deliver. You deliver that with sincerity. Someone is going to write a letters saying how stupid we all are. And they'll be right. They'll be right, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But many other things. Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

That was interesting. Yeah. No, this guy. They shouldn't rehire this guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, too late that in the States he would be done.

[Chick McGee]

How would you like to be that guy, having been rehired and continue to work there?

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

That's got to be.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean that would be. What do they call that. Yeah. In the post AIDS world? Any kind of bodily fear.

[Justin Seymour]

Like a bloodborne pathogen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly. That's exactly what they.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They would never. Oh, yeah. Hey, come on back.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't have to say that.

[Chick McGee]

Not on the front. Not on the back. No, they will have to add that.

[Justin Seymour]

To the sexual harassment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine if that was part of your defense? You put semen on a hot dog. Hey, I don't have aids. Jeez. Sir, that's not the issue.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they couldn't prove that he had actually did put semen. Maybe he was just saying he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Even so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that must be what it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's one hell of a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Union, the Australian Maritime Union. Tough. Those are tough guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those. They must be very difficult.

[Justin Seymour]

The kids these days call hot dogs glizzies. That was a. That was a jizzy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Glizzies.

[Justin Seymour]

That's what they call them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

They do.

[Justin Seymour]

That's the slang.

[Chick McGee]

Now why does that come from.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. We. We were talking about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody did mention that to us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That would have gotten a much heartier laugh had anybody else. Lizzy. Absolutely.

[Justin Seymour]

That's what they call.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have the godfather of cloning in the News. We have Magic 8 Ball coming to a TV show near you. And if we have time, we have a monkey running loose in South Carolina. Who? Scott.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to find out more about Glizzies and about the teaching career of our guests, Justin when we return. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom, Bob and Tom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Line.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee. Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh Arnold. Hello. At the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chair, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got a guest joining us in the studio. Comedian Justin Seymour is here with us. He just used the word glizzy and we were all kind of stumped. We had used that word on the air once before and glizzy is a slang term that Al Jackson did run this bias. It is slang for a hot dog dog in certain parts of the East Coast. Pat, was that something that happened when you were growing?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't remember that phrase at all. That term. No.

[Tom Griswold]

It says primarily in the Washington, D.C. area, a glizzy. Huh. It's also in slang terms a Glock handgun.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a big difference between a hot dog and a glove.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It says among rappers and those in so called true trap culture, a glizzy refers to a Glock handgun. It is. The term has been spread through rap lyrics according to this news account.

[Justin Seymour]

Either way, I'll put a glizzy in my mouth, you know. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Are you an expert on slang terms?

[Justin Seymour]

No, just be when you're a teacher, you teach a lot of these younger kids and so you get familiar with stuff, you know, like, like I don't know if you guys heard this one. These like Gen Z kids, they don't say like we made love anymore. They don't say that. They just say we smashed. Have you guys smashed?

[Chick McGee]

I've heard smashed.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah, like they went to her place, she let me Smash. But I'm 35 now, which isn't old to you. But it's Old to them. I can't talk like that. I sound dumb. And I was hanging out this group of young Gen Z kids the other day, and they brought up oral sex. And I was like, don't you guys mean smash mouth? Like what?

[Chick McGee]

Trying to be hip.

[Justin Seymour]

Just trying to be hip hop.

[Tom Griswold]

It never works, trust me. It always becomes problematic. You were a teacher though, right?

[Justin Seymour]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You said history.

[Justin Seymour]

Yeah, I taught history. Government psychology.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, holy heck.

[Justin Seymour]

I don't have a joke for that. That's just.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you say government psychology?

[Justin Seymour]

Government and psychology. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, government psychology, boy, that'd be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't think that exists. We have Christy Lee right over there. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. And you promised a story about history.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of. Sir John Gurdon, the British biologist and Nobel laureate known as the godfather of cloning, has died at the age of 92. Gurdon's pioneering experiments in the 1950s proved that mature cells still contain the genetic blueprint to create an entire organism. A work that paved the way for cloning and stem cell research, including Dolly the sheep.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's the dolly guy.

[Chick McGee]

But, but, but what? I don't think cloning a sheep counts. All sheep look alike anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I, I, I don't. If you saw the.

[Chick McGee]

I don't recognize it.

[Justin Seymour]

That might be racist towards sheep.

[Chick McGee]

I might be, but I, they all look alike to me.

[Tom Griswold]

If you. Let's look at this guy's funeral. All six pallbearers look exactly alike.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man, that is younger like him. That's how, that's your.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really gruesome.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be tough not to clone yourself if you were a cloning scientist. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Would you clone yourself?

[Chick McGee]

I think you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Experiment on yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, am I correct in saying that there are. Didn't I read somewhere that Barbra Streisand cloned her dog?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think that the second or third dog's still alive. I think that's just not right.

[Christy Lee]

Good dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that legal?

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, could you, how would it differ to clone a human?

[Bob Kevoian]

What if you went to Barbra Streisand's house and she just had six James Brolins.

[Tom Griswold]

Working around the clock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Josh Brolin's out in the garden just shaking his head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. One of them enters the door and goes, hey, my shift is almost over. Thank God. I have to hear her sing. People, one more, more time on jumping off. Jumping into the Ocean, your time, the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Service or James 4.

[Chick McGee]

You still got it, Barbara. Yes. You still got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You sound great people. Who.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember the Harling at all. The Dolly the sheep thing was quite a while back, though, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Was that 90s or 2000s?

[Justin Seymour]

I don't know, 90s?

[Tom Griswold]

There have to be ethical issues with this.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's been the argument since day one, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you want a clone crew, Christie?

[Justin Seymour]

Me?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I think, I think, I think. I think one Christie's enough.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, because it would come out a baby, right?

[Justin Seymour]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

So I get to do it all over again. That'd be interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, by the time it would.

[Chick McGee]

Come out a baby, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but what it's. What if it was one of those things where. But in two weeks it was four and then in six weeks it was. That times four.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's science. That's science fiction.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it happens.

[Chick McGee]

Inside like a week, he'd be 109. Is that what you're.

[Christy Lee]

Dolly was cloned in July of 1996.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's been nearly 30 years.

[Chick McGee]

Well, why didn't they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dolly's got to be dead, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she died in 2003.

[Chick McGee]

Or they tried out. A sheep just looks just like her. Oh, no, she's still living.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait, is that the standard lifespan of a sheep then? Seems like seven years.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, have you ever had a lamb chop up?

[Bob Kevoian]

They are tasty.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that little mint jelly.

[Chick McGee]

You like the mint jelly? You like that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I never eat the mint jelly jelly.

[Chick McGee]

I always thought that was just like a comedian Trope. Mint jelly.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's just for. It just adds some nice color.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's delicious. It's got a good taste. So I like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I like lamb.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I like a hero. You like a hero?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

The world doesn't need another euro. We don't need another hero.

[Tom Griswold]

Do any of the. Have any of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're ending like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Have any of the. Have any of the hero sandwich places purchased the rights purchase the rights to one of those really sort of sappy, sincere songs?

[Bob Kevoian]

I need a hero.

[Pat Godwin]

Billy, don't be a hero.

[Tom Griswold]

Do it Greek style.

[Chick McGee]

All our shows we've done, this was certainly one of them. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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