The BOB & TOM Show - October 15, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - October 15, 2025: Episode Summary

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a classic blend of rapid-fire comedy, lively conversation, offbeat news, and sports. The crew is joined in the studio by comedian Jimmy Pardo, setting the stage for extra laughs. Themes range from day-to-day annoyances (tech, medical forms), Halloween trends, nostalgia for retro snacks and candy, classic rock debates, and, of course, the show’s trademark mix of playful ribbing and running gags.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Morning Banter & Office Grievances

• Opening Skit: The team kicks off with a comedic song lamenting bad days and, humorously, the urge to “whoop somebody’s ass.”
  • [01:05]
• Tom’s Loud Habits: Chick mocks Tom for being loud in all he does, from sneezing to yawning—even stretching, jokingly extending the list to Tom’s bedroom activities.
  • "He does everything loud. He yawns loud. He sneezes loud." — Chick [05:28]
• Tech Headaches:
  • Tom rants about workplace technology failures and unnecessarily redundant medical forms, with Chick reminding him some things are out of his control.
  • "I spent hours and two hours online filling out your stupid form." — Tom [08:41]
  • Kick-the-Dog Syndrome: Josh and Christy note Tom vents about minor issues to release stress from bigger life concerns.
  • "Something small like filling out a form happens and he hits the roof." — Josh [09:04]
• Workplace Suggestion Boxes:
  • Laughter over Tom’s idea for a suggestion box that feeds directly into a shredder.
    • [06:42]

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2. Money, Candy, and Generational Change

• Paying by Phone and Age:
  • Josh shares a story about being profiled as an “inserter” (using the chip reader) rather than a “tapper,” and Christy brings up concerns about germs on payment terminals.
    • "Can you tell who's going to insert and who's going to tap based on age? She said, absolutely." — Josh [09:48]
• Cash is Out:
  • Crew reflects on the death of the penny and everyday change, reminisces about “leave a penny, take a penny.”
• Retro Candy & Fig Newmans:
  • Extended riff on Tom’s disappointment with stale Fig Newmans (the Paul Newman brand Fig Newton alternative).
  • "I wrote a letter...I hope they shut them down..." — Tom [14:37]
• Clark Bar & Mallow Cups:
  • Nostalgic chat about regional candies, Clark bars, and the Mallow cups.
    • "The Clark bars are still being produced. The Boyer Candy Company in Altoona, Pennsylvania produces that." — Tom [21:45]
  • Listeners write in about finding candy cigarettes and cigars on road trips.

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3. Listener Interaction & Running Gags

• Letters from Truckers:
  • Steve the trucker talks about watching on YouTube and jokes about fellow trucker/terrible bowler Russell, sparking a mini-debate on pets truckers keep (from puppies to speculative goldfish).
    • "Send us your trucker dog. If you’re cruising around, you gotta have a trucker cat." — Tom [48:14]
• Unusual Sightings:
  • Tom describes freeway encounter with an “ostrich-head puppet” in another car, provoking skepticism and ribbing.
    • “This guy’s passing me...it looks like an ostrich head.” — Tom [50:18]

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4. Sports & Record-Breaking

• Dodgers’ Yamamoto’s Complete Game:
  • Chick covers the rarity of Yoshinobu Yamamoto’s three-hit postseason complete game.
    • "First postseason complete game in eight years...Dodgers beat the Brewers." — Chick [57:05]
• NFL Pigskin Picks:
  • Evan Clem wins $500 e-gift card. Chick invites listeners to participate in week 7.
    • "He got 13 of 15 games. But he also won all three tiebreakers." — Tom [18:29]
• Guinness World Record:
  • David Rush & Jonathan Hannon break the alternate fist bumps in 30 seconds record, with Josh hilariously comparing it to "frantic alone time" before parents get home.
    • "That sounds like me...my parents were gonna be home in 10 minutes." — Josh [60:23]

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5. Sleep & Bedtime Rituals

• Romanticizing Sleep:
  • The crew shares bedtime rituals. Josh writes and reads, Christy zonks out immediately, Pat suffers sleepless, creative nights (with CPAP). Chick plays handheld games, Tom obsesses over alternate Wordle games.
    • "I wash my face, brush my teeth, go to bed. Dogs come up, lay next to me on both sides so I can’t move. Turn the light out, go to sleep." — Christy [30:03]

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6. Retro & Pop Culture: T-Shirts, Classic Rock, and Halloween Trends

• Band Shirts: Wear to the Show?
  • Jimmy Pardo derides the old rule against wearing matching band shirts, saying, "Where else would you wear it?"
    • "If you can’t wear your Def Leppard shirt to the show, where do you wear it?" — Jimmy Pardo [90:30]
• Nostalgia Collection:
  • Pardo alphabetizes his classic rock T-shirts in a Marie Kondo style, boasting rare shirts from Saga, Marillion, and more. [120:09]
• Halloween Costumes via Google Trends:
  • Christy announces the “frightiest” costumes—including K-pop Demon Hunters, Minecraft characters, and Gene Simmons makeup.
    • "The top five costumes in 2025 are all characters from the popular Netflix movie K-Pop Demon Hunters." — Christy [108:23]

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7. Pubic Hair in the News, Dating Trends, and Sex Advice

• Kim Kardashian’s Faux-Pubic Thong:
  • Crew reacts with horror and laughter at Skims’ new faux-pubic-hair thong.
    • "That looks like she's got Hagrid from Harry Potter in a headlock." — Tom [79:05]
• Sexy Time with Ali Breen:
  • Listener advice segment on relationships, divorce, toy and dungeon play boundaries (including “needle play”), and hygiene.
  • "Am I just...am I going to need a safe word?" — Ali Breen letter [144:18]

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8. Comedy Highlights & Notable Quotes

- Suggestion Box Gag

"Suggestion box feeds directly into a shredder...great visual." — Tom [06:42]

- Generational Payments

"You ever hand anyone cash and they look at you like...are those shells and beads?" — Tom [19:57]

- Classic Record Commentary

"That home...That’s the Clark bars still being produced by Boyer." — Tom [21:45]

- Fast Food Payment Age Profiling

“Can you tell who's an inserter and who's a tapper based on age? She said, absolutely.” — Josh [09:48]

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Notable Moments with Timestamps

• Opening Comedy Song: "Have you ever had one of those days..." [01:05]
• Tom’s feat of loud sneezing: [05:12]
• Fig Newman complaint saga: [14:06 - 14:44]
• "Glizzy" as slang for hot dog: [26:39]
• Pubic hair thong riff: [77:50 - 80:38]
• Sound of world record fist bumps & solo time analogy: [60:10 - 63:55]
• Jimmy Pardo’s alphabetized classic rock T-shirts: [119:47 - 125:22]
• The great ostrich puppet highway caper: [50:04 - 52:29]
• Ali Breen’s “Sexy Time” safe word discussion: [143:04 - 146:47]

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Tone and Language

Lighthearted and consistently irreverent, with recurring sarcasm and affectionate mockery among the cast. The conversations are rapid-fire, with callbacks and in-jokes (often about Tom’s quirks, Chick’s daily picks, and Josh’s self-deprecation). The episode leans heavily into “morning show giddiness,” with meta-commentary and direct audience engagement.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode of the BOB & TOM Show offers a satisfying comedic tour through the minutiae of everyday modern life—technology headaches, snack nostalgia, and pet peeves—interlaced with NFL game picks, Guinness records, pop culture debates, and raunchy riffs. Comedian Jimmy Pardo adds friendly chaos, weighing in on rock shirts and live shows. The listener letters and sex advice section is wild and frank, maintaining the show’s tradition of blending the bawdy and the relatable. If you like quick banter, running jokes, and a rowdy ensemble dynamic, you’ll feel right at home.

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Guests:

• Jimmy Pardo: Studio guest, standout on classic rock, T-shirts, comedy touring, and sharing medical/doctor visit anecdotes.
• Ali Breen: "Sexy Time" segment advice-giver.

Contest Winners:

• Evan Clem: NFL Pick 'Em winner

Running Gags:

• Tom’s loudness and quirks
• Old candy obsessions
• Alphabetizing T-shirts
• Classic rock T-shirt etiquette
• The “busy suggestion box” and bureaucratic pet peeves

Pop Culture/Trending Segment Focus:

• Technology’s role in payment and daily irritations
• Halloween trends (costumes, dog attire, makeup)
• Kardashian’s faux pubic hair thong
• Modern dating slang (“zip coding”)

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Recommended Listening Segments

• Comedy skit song / bad day anthem: [01:05]
• Retro snack/candy nostalgia: [14:06–22:33]
• Classic rock T-shirt etiquette: [90:30–91:03]
• Halloween trends & Google frightiest: [108:23–110:33]
• Sex toy advice & needle play: [144:03–147:18]
• Fist bump Guinness world record sound effect: [60:19–62:19]

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Next Up:
Comedian Jimmy Pardo continues his tour—catch him live at Go Bananas (Oct 15), The Bone in St. Louis (Oct 16), and Olympic Theatre in Cedar Rapids (Oct 17). The show closes out with the “Sexy Time” segment and a playful musical outro as the cast pokes fun at each other’s obsessions.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Comedy Skit Voice]

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right? Your wife starts bitching bout whatever it was she was bitching about last night. So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne. But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone. Well, it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day so you better get off my back. You might get cold cocked if you cross my path. Cause it's a great day.

[Josh Arnold]

For me.

[Comedy Skit Voice]

To whoop somebody's ass. Well I was running late for work so I poured me some coffee to go. And just before I had a flat tie I spilled it all over my clothes. When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way. But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray. Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day so you better get off my back. You might get cold cocked if you cross my path. Cause it's a great day. Y' all can sing it if you want to for me to whoop somebody's ass. When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late. I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway. So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his call. Man, I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget. Let's sign it together. Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day so you better get off my back. You might get cold cocked if you cross my path. Cause it's a great day.

[Tom Griswold]

For me.

[Comedy Skit Voice]

To whoop somebody's ass.

[Chick McGee]

Yellow, is the caller there? Okay. Morning. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, indeed Right, but is it straw cheaper?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I hear straw is cheaper.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh. Arnold.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Scosby. And we're off. I'm chicken. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got some exciting stuff coming up today.

[Chick McGee]

I'm very, very excited and of course you're excited. And I'm making my way into the building this morning. I'm on the outside of the wall there, right in front of the door, where you have your.

[Tom Griswold]

Your.

[Chick McGee]

Your key as we use our phone or whatever the hell it is. And I'm standing there waiting for the. My phone to be recognized by the gizmo. And I hear Tom sneeze from outdoors, from outside.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

The door was shut.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was. I was in here, around the corner in the soundproof area. It was a good sneeze.

[Chick McGee]

It was louder than this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Are you all right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just a sneeze.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's clear on the.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't do. I don't. I don't. I don't understand this. And I have to talk to my therapist or something. I don't. He does everything loud. He yawns loud. He. He sneezes loud.

[Christy Lee]

You have sex loud.

[Chick McGee]

He stretches loud.

[Tom Griswold]

A gentleman would never discuss such a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet it's loud. And high pitched.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Turn the lights back on me.

[Chick McGee]

High pitch.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, you mean. Oh, me.

[Chick McGee]

High pitched.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. We do have bedroom activities in the news. Oh, sleeping. Oh, also coming up, the great comedian Jimmy Pardo.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

In the studio.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard of him.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, by the way, Chick mentioned something that we've been meaning to talk to you about, Tom. We do. We require our own phones to get into the building here.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Technically, the employer should be paying for our phones.

[Pat Godwin]

That is true.

[Josh Arnold]

If we need it to get into work.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll talk to the landlord.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell? Are you a union steward?

[Jimmy Pardo]

What are you talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Write that down.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll put it in the suggestion box you have.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The one that it feeds directly. Directly. No, it feeds. No, it feeds directly into a shredder.

[Chick McGee]

Don't get upset.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a great visual suggestion box. And then you just see the shredder below it. Do they. Does anyone still have a suggestion box?

[Josh Arnold]

I have not seen one in a while. There are always those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they'll put your business card in here for a free lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Business cards much anymore?

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody. Yeah. But technology, one of the things we don't talk about much, how often it doesn't work. I spent an hour trying to log in to get.

[Chick McGee]

No, you, you skew results.

[Tom Griswold]

Just let me finish my story.

[Chick McGee]

There's something that you did and you don't recognize it.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me finish.

[Chick McGee]

It's not the computer's fault.

[Tom Griswold]

It was one of those things where you're taking your car in for the 20,000 mile checkup and you go, you go and you go through the thing and you answer all the questions and then at the very end you hit send. And then you drive up three days later. And they don't have a record of it. What? But the guy told me, yeah, this is a new computer system. I would say about 1 in 10 people have the same experience you do. So after filling it all off, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Not your fault, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Same thing with the hospital. You spend two hours filling out the form. You get there and then they hand you the clipboard.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, when you do it online.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Before you get there, this really gets stuck in your crawl, doesn't it? You want. You want people to know with your name and maybe your Social Security number. They know everything about no child somewhere. So you don't have to fill out a form.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it necessary every time you go to any new doctor to fill out that form?

[Chick McGee]

Evidently.

[Josh Arnold]

I can only imagine the bread tape.

[Tom Griswold]

Why isn't there just a. If you could sign up for a service where.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, this one?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm willing to put my history on this thing. And then. Here you go. Here's the. Here's the number. Punch it in and you'll get. Get it all. I don't even have.

[Chick McGee]

There's so much going wrong. This really upsets you and I'm a.

[Tom Griswold]

Waste of my time. And then they give you a little time.

[Chick McGee]

What else are you going to do?

[Tom Griswold]

They give you a crappy pen and not enough room to write anything.

[Chick McGee]

So you wanted a nice credenza and a desk and.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I want. I spent hours and two hours online filling out your stupid form. And these days, before you've even hit the door, you've got to think, how was our service? Tell them this. How did we do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's kind of.

[Chick McGee]

You do this in every area of your life. You, you get so upset about stuff that you don't. You. You can't have any control over, but man, are you pissed about it.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it's a. What they call kick the dog syndrome. He watches the news. He watches. You know, he has A family stuff going on. He's okay. Okay. Something small like filling out a form happens and he hits the roof.

[Chick McGee]

But it's not small. It takes all. All of his time filling a form out.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what am I doing wrong, Chick? Because it's probably me, not the electronics. Because I see other people use them. Tap, tapping the card. I can't. I never get it.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes the cards don't work right.

[Chick McGee]

I get it. Sometimes I get it probably 7 out of 10 times.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

First time I tap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. That's almost everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was behind the guy. I was behind a guy yesterday. Tap, tap, tap.

[Josh Arnold]

Put it in the Chick Fil A. I think it was the Chick Fil A drive thru person. I. She. She gave me the card thing and said, you can either insert or tap. And I inserted and I said, can you kind of tell who's going to insert and who's going to tap based on age? And she said, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I get that.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Are you concerned about the germs all over that machine that they just handed you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I'll wash my hands before I get home. All right. When I get home to eat the chickfila.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you don't. You don't pop it right in your mouth?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not a. I. Believe it or not, I am not a.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you. Reformed machinery. Liquor. Weren't you like, whatever you would run into, you just give it a good licking. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. ATMs, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The gas pump.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

The final straw was when I. I got kicked out of McDonald's for sucking on the soft serve machine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. They'll. They'll get you.

[Tom Griswold]

But you got it to work, so that was.

[Josh Arnold]

I siphoned.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a positive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Christy, you go to the same gym I do, and every single time you go, then you get the thing the next day going. How did we do yesterday? I. I don't need it every day I'm there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Many, many days a week. They don't have to ask me every day. I'm just saying.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, maybe if you fill it out once, they'll leave you alone.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys run into each other at the gym?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, we never do. We work out. Different times.

[Tom Griswold]

Different. Different times.

[Chick McGee]

Have you wrapped each other down at any point? Like a massage?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do each other.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You helped me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Just. Just pat. Okay. Coming up, we have kitty cats in the news. Josh, I know you're a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Not a cat person.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Giant pumpkin news coming your way today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, check. You're not a pumpkin person either.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not pumped either.

[Christy Lee]

Neighborhood cat that pooping on your doorstep. What does that mean?

[Chick McGee]

That's a message.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, go tell her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we called around two or three days trying to find somebody to take a cat to crap on her doorstep. We have only cost 50 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a unusual thing going on in the world of dreaming and a allegedly collective dream that is spreading.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't believe in those?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you. Is it. Is this the story? Have you guys. This has been for a couple decades. People dream of the same man and they don't. They have no idea who he is. But they've had artists like sketch artist, Drum, and it's the exact same guy.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Just appearing in all these people's dreams? It's not Freddy Krueger.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I know what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is somewhat similar to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll see. And then I also looked up the list of, in America, the most common recurring dreams.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S pretty interesting. We'll get to that coming up. And we've all. We've all had some of them, as a matter of fact. And then something new in the world of dating called zip coding.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so speaking like California and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, they used to have the whole area code thing where area codes were.

[Chick McGee]

A big deal there for.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's not a 21 2, I'm not calling. Okay, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

The next time you run into one of these problems, like you're filling out all these forms.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You really put up. Try this. Will you try this? Just say to yourself, well, that's just the way it is. Or you see, road construction. You don't know why they're fixing a road or they're. They're redirected traffic or whatever else upset you for no reason, you just. Well, that's just the way it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a critical thinker chick.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, my dad used to lost art for. My dad used to say, well, that's life in the city.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

And he would roll off his back.

[Chick McGee]

Now that's life.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll be glad to know that you. I. I brought in the. I bought a.6 boxes of the more stale snacks of the Fig Newmans.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The. From the Paul Newman.

[Chick McGee]

Why doesn't Nabisco sue?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's. That's a little close.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Well, Fig Newton is ours, first of.

[Tom Griswold]

All, Mr. Newman is giving the proceeds to charity.

[Chick McGee]

Well, not portions. Portions.

[Tom Griswold]

They probably have an arrangement. In any event, I wrote a letter.

[Chick McGee]

If I'm R.J. nabisco of Protest.

[Christy Lee]

Did you write a letter? But where did you buy them from? Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Hold it, hold it.

[Christy Lee]

It's not the Newman people.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was. It was the Amazon.

[Chick McGee]

You got stale Fig Newton's. Newman's.

[Tom Griswold]

And you wrote six boxes of them.

[Chick McGee]

A sternly worded letter to Amazon because they were stale.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You took time. That's already you told us. So valuable that you don't have any. Any time to fill out a form.

[Pat Godwin]

Or what the hell ever people wasting your time.

[Chick McGee]

I'm guessing it takes you about five or six hours to write a letter.

[Christy Lee]

You realize Amazon gets a lot of their things from other small distributors.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, just. I just hope wherever it was for a while, whoever it was, I hope they shut them down and all the people who work there, I'll lose their job.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're going to make you happy.

[Tom Griswold]

While you're selling me stale fig Newman, you're damn right I would. Coming up, Jimmy Pardo, Ali Breen with sexy time.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of prizes, we got a prize going out to Evan Clem. Mr. Clem won himself a $500 E gift card to Steven Singer Jewelers. He was our Pigskin Picks winner for week six. Details coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Everyone knows the legend of D.B. cooper.

[Jimmy Pardo]

But what if I told you there's an even better story out there? One with multiple aircraft hijackings, prison escapes and so many twists and turns. I'm talking about the hit podcast American Skyjacker, which is now an action packed documentary coming to theaters and streaming this fall. Find out more at www.americanskyjacker.com and listen to our bonus episode of the podcast coming soon, American Skyjacker. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick share Ace Cosby. Hello. Today Jimmy Pardo will be here. Legendary stand up comedian. And we'll try to solve love problems later today with Ali Breen and Sexy time.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy time.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now once again, congratulations going out to Mr. Evan Clem.

[Josh Arnold]

Sex.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry to apologize to Mr. Clem.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. I was still.

[Chick McGee]

I went to high school with a guy's last name Clem.

[Josh Arnold]

As did I.

[Christy Lee]

Uncle Clem.

[Chick McGee]

He was a drummer.

[Pat Godwin]

Grandfather Clem.

[Chick McGee]

He was a drummer turned into a helicopter pilot.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Ran sorties in Vietnam.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe yesterday you mentioned the name Clem in the context of the Red Skelton show.

[Chick McGee]

Clem Cadillhopper. You all remember that Red's characters.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you mentioned hello and God bless.

[Chick McGee]

Hello and God. No, he always. He said that in I. I want to say he said it as himself at the end of the show, but it sounded a lot like clem.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Evan clem wins the this week's 500e gift card to Steven Singer jewelers. Check out the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com Evan got he was was a nine way tie for first place.

[Chick McGee]

Nine.

[Tom Griswold]

He got 13 of 15 games. Correct. But he also won all three tiebreakers. Whoa. So he's the winner. I bring this up because I want you to enter. You listening right now. Please go to Bob and Tom Dotcom slash contest. Just pick the winners. This is game. Excuse me. This is. This is week seven coming up man. Bob and Tom.com contest.

[Josh Arnold]

And you do have to know the spread, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, the spread has nothing to do with it. Thank you for muddying the waters. Certainly appreciate it. Continue to do so all day now. You just enlightened me to something. Oh we were talking both on and off the air about this. The tapping of the Credit card and how it almost never worked.

[Josh Arnold]

I have trouble with it consistently.

[Chick McGee]

I'm guessing that you've never tapped.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I do, but one of my cards almost never works. The other one works all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them is metal. One is plastic. The metal one, you might as well shred it. It never works.

[Christy Lee]

I have that same problem.

[Tom Griswold]

And they always go, that doesn't work here, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you ever paid on your phone with Apple pay? Click.

[Tom Griswold]

I have that too.

[Chick McGee]

Have you done it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. But you. You were saying at the Chick Fil a drive thru, you did an informal survey?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I just asked the. The cash. I said, hey, do. Can you kind of tell who's going to tap and who's going to insert? And she said yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By their age.

[Josh Arnold]

And I said, what did. If you had to. If you saw me and you had to guess, what would you have? And she just kind of smiled.

[Christy Lee]

You're an inserter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever hand anyone cash?

[Chick McGee]

Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

And they. They look at you like you've, you know, you just. Are those. Are those shells and beads and try.

[Christy Lee]

To count back change.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It is a lost art.

[Josh Arnold]

I paid for a coke zero at the gas station and I. It was 296. And I gave her $3 because I just had three.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was like, do we even bother with the 4 cent? I mean this.

[Christy Lee]

I would have said keep it.

[Josh Arnold]

I happily took.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they determine that it costs more to make a penny than a penny?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. And they may be going away.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they going to phase that out?

[Chick McGee]

Leave a penny.

[Josh Arnold]

Take my coin thing. Big old coin.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that sign in a while. Leave a penny, take a penny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't see anymore. I saw. Leave a bitcoin. Take a bitcoin.

[Chick McGee]

What happened? Society.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have our letters segment brought.

[Chick McGee]

To you by Omaha Steaks. Get fired up for fall grilling with omaha steaks. Omaha steaks.com for 50 off site wide.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my gig.

[Chick McGee]

And for an extra 35 off, you've been canceled. Use promo code BTS at checkout.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been discussing the Clark bar as we talk about Halloween candy. I honestly don't think I've ever had one. But we discovered that they're available to cracker Barry. One available.

[Chick McGee]

It used to be my favorite candy bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

Hands down.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a quick description. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Kind of like a chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

And there's something in the middle, peanut butterish. But it's, it's really, really pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're available Tractor supply. We found down and Cracker Barrel.

[Chick McGee]

And you can get texture. Yeah, an iteration of it on Amazon. But it's a cup.

[Tom Griswold]

While writing this letter to us, this email, Matthew was actually eating a Clark cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

The Clark bars are still being produced. The Boyer Candy Company in Altoona, Pennsylvania produces that. They purchased the rights in 2018. They also produce Clark's cups, which is like a Reese's Cup. Reese's cup but with a Clark bar inside.

[Chick McGee]

I think Boyer's workhorse was the Mallow cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I, I never.

[Christy Lee]

Is that marshmallow?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't that the. Boy, oh, boy, it's Boyer. Was it, Was that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember that part.

[Tom Griswold]

But by the way he writes, oh, my God, it's glorious. Boyer Candy does have an online store. So those of you that were missing the Clark bar yesterday, I mentioned, of course, the Clark Kent bar.

[Chick McGee]

Bombed.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I, I, I just remember asking, how was it?

[Tom Griswold]

And you said it, it was super. The adventures.

[Chick McGee]

Faster than a speeding book. You could turn that off anytime.

[Josh Arnold]

Look.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Look up in the sky.

[Josh Arnold]

You talking about his microwave?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Look up in the sky. It's a bird.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a plane. No, Superman. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

He's like a little kid again.

[Josh Arnold]

Crisscross applesauce in front of the TV again at age 4. Did you see him?

[Pat Godwin]

I saw his eyes.

[Josh Arnold]

He was back.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a George Reeves Superman. He was really kind of out of shape. Looked kind of frumpy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he wasn't. He was, he was soft. You know, I wouldn't say he was out of shape.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I get what I mean. He was, he was barrel chested.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't even describe him as doughy. I'd say he was soft.

[Tom Griswold]

But that had a sad ending for that actor.

[Chick McGee]

But there's a whole movie about.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

I just got Dear Bob at Tom Show. This is from Kevin in Kentucky. I just got back. Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. That was my Catherine o' Hara from Home Alone.

[Chick McGee]

What did you say, Kevin? We went to Red River Gorge in Kentucky. We went into a small little mom and pop candy store, and lo and behold, I had to take a picture. Candy, cigarettes and cigars as far as the eye could see.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

He did take a picture and he sent it to us. And I believe we're gonna put that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've got to buy.

[Chick McGee]

And I love the Halloween. I love the Halloween idea. Tom, for you to put cigars and candy, or is that Josh gonna give us cigars?

[Josh Arnold]

No, Tom, I want to do.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to give away candy. Cigarettes. Candy, cigars. And those little wax soda bottles. I love them that have that super sugary syrup in them.

[Christy Lee]

It's like two sips in that.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a sip.

[Tom Griswold]

Teach these kids. Teach these kids the value of sugar. That's why we're so good. We eat so much sugar. Did you ever have sugar bread when you were a kid?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, on butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Mom takes you like wonder bread, puts butter on it and then sugar.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, you ever have that often with cinnamon?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I forgot we had cinnamon toast. So it was buttered cinnamon sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. But a sugar bread was. There was no cooking involved, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very quick. It was. It was absolutely delightful. I'm just stalling. Is that photograph on the way? There?

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank God we got that.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Candy cigarettes. Those are great.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't seen those in years.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're designed. The. And the packs look like. The one looks like Winston's. The one looks like Viceroy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the funniest part.

[Tom Griswold]

Victory and the Kings looks like Paul Malls.

[Josh Arnold]

The red and the cigars are almost sold out. By the way, the name of the cigar is the L Bubble.

[Chick McGee]

Right from. Right from Cuba.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I went to visit my sister in the hospital. She's having a baby. Went up to the front desk to find out where I needed to go to see her. For some reason at that moment, I could not remember the name. Maternity ward. So I said, can you tell me where the people having babies department is? The nurse found.

[Chick McGee]

I. I say, I say. I say no.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean, no?

[Chick McGee]

That's not elegant enough for a grizz word. That's not. No. Yeah, that's on the baby. The people have a baby department. No, that's lazy at best.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in the moment. He's nervous, trying to think of a word.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I do think we need a judge's ruling.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not the. I'm not the one to do it. I'm a terrible judge of everything. Character, fashion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday we were talking about the word glizzy. Remember this? Which is a hot dog. East coast term, Washington D.C. term for hot dog.

[Chick McGee]

There are words we use that don't need a new word. Hot dog would be one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why do we. Why do we need a new word for a hot dog?

[Christy Lee]

We Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

And then.

[Christy Lee]

Right, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Glizzy also refers to a handgun, right? A. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

You said that there wasn't another.

[Chick McGee]

A Glock.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in some famous rap song.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's taking the word Glock and just Snoop Dogging it. Yeah, it was always izzing my shizzing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday you guys rediscovered the slang term. Well, you. It's. That's your fault. Glizzy for hot dog. I love me a glizzy. I love me, writes Nick. My friends call me the Glizzy Gobbler.

[Chick McGee]

I also. I bet they do. You think you're a part of the group, huh?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, they're my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Nick's a badass.

[Chick McGee]

They like me.

[Tom Griswold]

Nick's. Nick's a firefighter. He's out there working, helping people.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I also want to trees. I also really make it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they do. They go to the grocery, they buy spaghetti.

[Tom Griswold]

They also run into building. They run into burning buildings and rescue people.

[Josh Arnold]

They play a lot of horse every now and then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They wash cars.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

They sit on chairs and yell cars.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried Nick.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, this guy's roasting hot dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

He also uses the term grease missile.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a pretty good one.

[Tom Griswold]

If I'm golfing at the turnaround, I'll grab a grease missile and a bush light.

[Chick McGee]

That's what he said.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I'm saying it next time.

[Christy Lee]

Grease missile.

[Chick McGee]

Bush light.

[Tom Griswold]

A grease missile. Sounds like something in the bedroom. Once you found the ky, who would.

[Chick McGee]

Seek out a bush?

[Josh Arnold]

Me. You guys know me.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my go to. I had three bush lights Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, speaking of bush light, we have very unusual news in the pubic realm coming up. You'll be absolutely stunned by the way this one comes to us. It says, Chick mentioned that Tom is famous for going out like a light when his head hits the pillow. That is true. I. I can. I can not only.

[Chick McGee]

Not only in bed, most often in his car in front of businesses around town.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm curious. On a normal night, how long does it take for Chick, Christy, Ace, Josh, and Pat to fall asleep? Assuming, of course, they're not in the same bed. Oh, thank you, J.D. it's a fair question, Josh. Your pre. Pre bed ritual is what?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. I brush, I water, pick and brush, get in the bed, read, and then I. When I turn out the light, it takes me about 10 to 15 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you go through the horrific aspects of your life in Your head. Is that what happens?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't. I.

[Tom Griswold]

You should start doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

I fear that that would keep me awake.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have like a. Isn't there some chant?

[Josh Arnold]

You want to know what? No, I do a chant. Not a chant, but I have some things I say in the morning. But it's. I think about. I write honestly in my head, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's good. Horror movies?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes. Yeah. It's always. It's always story related. It's not comedy because that. That makes me get up and get my note.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, do you write things down then?

[Josh Arnold]

If I think of a joke, If I. If it's story ideas, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember them in the morning?

[Josh Arnold]

For the most part. Because the things I'm constantly like, I'm continually working on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So if I were to do that, there be a lot of grease missiles on the story. I don't mean hot dog. Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your ritual?

[Christy Lee]

My bedtime, which we. I wash my face, brush my teeth, go to bed. Dogs come up, lay next to me on both sides so I can't move. Turn the light out, go to sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Right away.

[Christy Lee]

Right away.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good, Very good. Pat, you have to hook yourself up to your machine.

[Pat Godwin]

See, Pap. Eight o', clock. I turn everything off, the phone and everything. And I lay there for four hours. Upstairs, the ceiling, a carnival in my head. Songs, unfinished songs, operas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got that in that breathing device the whole time?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That kind of soothes me a little bit. A little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

When you wake up, do you have a mark on your face?

[Pat Godwin]

Where that thing sometimes, if it's too tight. Yeah, pretty much half the time goes away in about 15 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you feel like you're scuba diving?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It's comforting, I think wearing that mask, I'd feel like I were.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a little sound to it, like.

[Tom Griswold]

A little white noise. Like a whack. A whack at a whack at a whack?

[Pat Godwin]

No, just like that.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. It's not. Is that quiet, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I prefer like a whack at a whack and a whack, you know, like.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I do that before I put the seat pack on.

[Josh Arnold]

I would do a whack and a whack, I think.

[Chick McGee]

James Thurber. His pocket. A pocket.

[Christy Lee]

What about you, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I have my devotionals. No, I have a. Do you know what a PSP is?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

It's PlayStation Portable. It's a handheld device. And I have a couple games that they're hard to find now. But it was my favorite video game. It's still my favorite video game. It's just a Tetris like game that I play.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

And I check out doing that, and then I fall. Sometimes I fall asleep holding it and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a set alarm on.

[Chick McGee]

Do what now?

[Pat Godwin]

You have an alarm on the phone. You set that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I always have that.

[Christy Lee]

What about a tv? Do you have with the tv?

[Chick McGee]

I don't turn the TV on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I do an alternate version of Wordle.

[Chick McGee]

There's like a. Oh, for a alternate lifestyle or.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, just.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's because I've. I've already done the Real World, but this is. This is another one. And I. I was so upset when I got my new phone. I was. Because I was approaching a thousand times and the new phone had erased it, so I had to start over.

[Chick McGee]

What are you. Wait a minute. What are you.

[Josh Arnold]

What did you do?

[Christy Lee]

For a thousand times in a row? You did Wordle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you had a streak approaching a thousand. You got the new phone. That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you back up your phone?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like Costanza trying not to unplug the Frogger machine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I. Everything else got sent across that did not. I don't know. I have.

[Chick McGee]

Humble brag, thy name is Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, it's a. It's absolute fact.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Yes, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, we're going to talk with our good friend comedian Jimmy Pardo.

[Chick McGee]

Who's that?

[Tom Griswold]

She's very exciting.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But right now I want to tell you about the best way to enjoy a nice weekend afternoon before a football game, even if you're going to watch it on tv. Go out to the driveway, fire up the grill and have some steaks.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

And they have grease missiles, don't they?

[Josh Arnold]

They sure do. Some of the finest grease missiles you'll ever get. We're talking about Omaha Steaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Omaha. Omaha. Omaha. Omaha. Omaha. Omaha.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody else wants to. The Omaha Steaks offers an exclusive lineup of USDA certified tender steaks. Who does Omaha, Omaha. They specifically requested I do this.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Their fan favorite, filets mignon. That's right. They've achieved the distinction of USDA certified very tender. What are you doing? Order them now. Well, what's so special about ordering them now, Josh? I'll tell you. James. That's James.

[Christy Lee]

Who's James?

[Josh Arnold]

And now it's their early Black Friday sale. Get 50% off site wide and an extra 20% off select favorites at Omaha steaks.com plus our listeners like James get an extra $35 off with promo code BTS at checkout. Now we've learned is it grizzly glizzy? Glizzy and grease missile are now two popular slang terms for hot dogs. Well, they call them deli style franks at Omaha Steaks and they are the finest. Everyone in here can attest to that. We all love them. The flavor is so good, sometimes you forget about condiments. Just oh my gosh, this is just so tasty. And they're gigantic. The early Black Friday sale is the perfect time to shop for the best deals. And guess what? Orders placed by 6pm Eastern. Do they ship in 10 days? No. Do they ship in four? No, they ship same day. Now you can save big with omaha steaks. Visit omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide and an extra 20% off select favorites during their early Black Friday sale. And for an extra $35 off, use promo code BTS at checkout. Terms apply C Site for details. That's 50% off at Omaha Steaks.com promo code BTS at checkout Omaha Omaha.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh. Once again, coming up, comedian Jimmy Pardo. We have some news from the world of sports. We have pubic hair in the news in a big way today. It's all on the way from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

We are the musers on the pod.

[Announcer/Producer]

So far we've discussed people we love.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I didn't tell you guys. Cuban emailed. What are you wearing?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, that's not things we love.

[Tom Griswold]

Got way into typewriter writers.

[Chick McGee]

How many typewriters do you own?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's not podcast anymore. Just estimate it's time to get really down and dirty.

[Chick McGee]

These are great ideas. Start a podcast and forget to promote it on social media. So what is our podcast about?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, whatever.

[Chick McGee]

We feel like the musers the podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform just to win.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello, Josh. At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. We're still going through A little bit of mail here before we get to the sports page. This comes to us from James.

[Josh Arnold]

Jimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

He begins. Sorry to bother you at work.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, James.

[Chick McGee]

We appreciate that. Love everything about it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is actually our mailman friend, Paul. He said what?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Who's our mailman friend?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember we got the thing yesterday from Paul the mailman?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I don't, but I'll take your word for it.

[Josh Arnold]

So James is gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently it's the same person.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

James calls himself Paul unless he's using his.

[Chick McGee]

So I got you. So I meet him and I say, hi, I'm Chick. And he will say, hi, I'm Paul the mailman. Paul the mailman.

[Tom Griswold]

If he's got his uniform on.

[Chick McGee]

Where does the James enter into it?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just looking at the okay in the email address.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, if you see me out in the hallway, will you hit me in the head with a shovel? That'd be really.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't want to, but I will.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. You're a friend.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got both his names in his email address. This must be like Godwin. Your first real. Your real first name is what?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Joseph.

[Pat Godwin]

Joseph Patrick Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. So that. This must be the same deal. We're getting off the topic here. The point is, he does wear shorts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Year round, except maybe 10 to 15 days when it gets really cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's on year 36 at the post office.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much for all your services. And he says, attention, Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

You know, when they go out and deliver mail, they don't have to fight anyone. Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's not necessarily a thank you for your service.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for your service.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's hard work.

[Chick McGee]

We count.

[Jimmy Pardo]

But you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you were a mailman, you know what it would be like? Your garage would be full of. He'd be one of those guys. Check McGee. Arrested with 600 pounds of mail in his garage. Undelivered.

[Chick McGee]

If Tom were a mailman, what would happen?

[Christy Lee]

Get lost every day?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know what happened. I had a letter. I thought it said Indianapolis. Turns out it's Annapolis. What am I supposed to do? I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I'm not a mailman. That's why I'm not a pilot. I don't think I understand my limitations.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think. Thank you for your service, Fitz.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't apply to the postal law.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly not.

[Josh Arnold]

And even Paul would say, hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I said services.

[Tom Griswold]

He's delivering mail.

[Josh Arnold]

It's an important. What does he want?

[Christy Lee]

Walking mailman? Or is he a driving.

[Josh Arnold]

You see what you've done, Paul?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. I'm on a mission. We need to stretch this letter into the next break.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, he says he wear shorts all.

[Chick McGee]

All year round except 10 or 15 days when it gets really In a car.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't matter.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Very good. And he does a lot of walking.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Chick McGee]

Fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

He said. Could I mention. Could I get to the postscript?

[Josh Arnold]

We'd love it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's for Mr. Godwin regarding your reunion. Huh? You just went to your high school reunion? Yes, Said Pat, missed opportunity. The ladies can't get away in walkers and wheelchairs.

[Chick McGee]

Pat seemed to enjoy that letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you find any of the. Your old high school?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, There were a few. A couple. Keep in mind, I was really obnoxious in high school, so I had to go to other high schools and outsource.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

You were really obnoxious in high school?

[Pat Godwin]

Even mouthier. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Johnny allowed one. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So the. The. The woman who had your baby, your high school jacket.

[Josh Arnold]

Telford.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. She's not there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Was she. Did she go to the same school?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Dallas.

[Christy Lee]

She was not there?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it wasn't because she knew you were coming?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe. I don't know. I didn't ask.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't look her up and send a note and thanked her?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. In and out, baby. In and out like the old days. Just in and out.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. So how'd you get the jacket? Did she mail it?

[Pat Godwin]

She gave it to Fred.

[Chick McGee]

Who the hell's Fred?

[Pat Godwin]

Fred's the.

[Chick McGee]

Another name that Jim uses.

[Pat Godwin]

High school.

[Tom Griswold]

And Fred, this.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember Fred was the one who asked the woman on a date for a. Hey, baby, how about a piece of chess? If you remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

So funny.

[Pat Godwin]

How about a P? That's Fred.

[Josh Arnold]

They were in the throes of make. They were making out in the back.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Of a Volkswagen Bug.

[Josh Arnold]

He wanted. He wanted to be a gentleman and sort of.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, can I have a piece of chest?

[Chick McGee]

And to show he had game, he.

[Tom Griswold]

Said a piece of chest. Yeah. Remember that?

[Pat Godwin]

I told you that on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Instead of a piece of ass, which you would never.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, no, no. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He said he would never jump to that. He just wanted to feel.

[Chick McGee]

A piece of ass is for the guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I get a piece of chest?

[Pat Godwin]

And that was brought up a lot of It.

[Tom Griswold]

That was brought up. I forget.

[Josh Arnold]

How did it go? Horribly.

[Chick McGee]

Did he get into a piece of chat?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, it did not. When she got very quiet, he said. He said to take him Rome. He knew he did something wrong.

[Chick McGee]

He knew he did something.

[Pat Godwin]

And he also added to the story because.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember?

[Pat Godwin]

I got her to go in the back seat because he said his Volkswagen Bug was. The gas was low and they needed to get in the back seat to make the gas. That was the first part of that story. Then I asked her for a piece of chess. What went wrong? Don't tell anybody. I told everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

So he. To get her to the backseat. He did that? Yeah. That was one of his.

[Pat Godwin]

He was very stiff. He went into the army. He's a very organized guy. Wasn't a great dater.

[Josh Arnold]

Good guy.

[Christy Lee]

Is he married now?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's been married for a long time.

[Chick McGee]

To get a woman into the back seat, he said, that's exactly. We have to go sit in the back seat so the gas can get close in the tank. Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

That's some creative work. I mean, I could see doing that on a. Maybe like a ballast thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm considering trying to it.

[Chick McGee]

It's too brilliant.

[Tom Griswold]

Has to be you and I have.

[Josh Arnold]

To sit in the back row of the movie theater. Otherwise the film won't. It won't be framed. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't try that with elect electric car. By the way.

[Chick McGee]

I can't hear.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not going to fall for that.

[Chick McGee]

Unless my fly's open.

[Tom Griswold]

Something about the electronic field. The zipper has to be right. Wow, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, well, you know, that's. What Booger. Was that Dan. What's his name? Mickey Rourke's name and diner.

[Josh Arnold]

He did do the popcorn trick.

[Chick McGee]

It was just so she took it as a compliment.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It was so uncomfortable. He had to free it.

[Chick McGee]

You were turning me on so much. I was so uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

He really spins it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone know in the United States of America and probably Canada, I'm thinking, and certainly in the Dominican Republic, we have first base, second base, third base. With respect to progress in the heavy petting realm, what do they do in England? Do they have the same. You know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

No, because they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

They play cricket.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just wondering, may I touch your sticky wicket?

[Jimmy Pardo]

See that.

[Tom Griswold]

That maybe you may have just said something that people are howling over there in the UK right now.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, we got a. We got a break coming up. Can I. Can I get a Piece of chest we're getting.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. We have, we have kitty cats in the news. We've got a weird pubic hair story. What's happening in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Dodgers win again. They look. Fellas, ladies, they look unbeatable. Yashinobu Yamamoto. A three hit complete game last night. Dodgers beat the Brewers 5 to 1. Will have more NHL. They played some hockey again last night. Evidently they play two or three times a week. I'm not sure what's going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, and David Rush and Jonathan Hannon raised their collective head. World record.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Pat's got a song this time. Tom, be on your toes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

The I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom, we got one more letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I real quick to mention Evan Clem. Mr. Clem, the winner of week six of our special pigskin competition and he picked the winners in the NFL for week six. He. It was a nine way tie this week but he got all three of the tiebreakers. So he's the winner of the E Gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Peruse Steven Singer's inventory at I hate stevensinger.com youm could be a winner this week. Go to bobandtom.com contest pick the winners for week seven in the NFL. Chick McGee will be posting his picks coming up. He had a good week last week. You'll be picking your picks.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be picking my picks in my nose and my seat and all the things I pick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good scab. Pick away. Oh, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Dear Bob at Tom Show. Big fan of your show. I am a trucker. See, if you think what I thought when I read the sentence big fan of the show. I'm a trucker. So I watch via YouTube every morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe, maybe as, oh, maybe why he's parked before he hits the road.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but also I, I was, I was reading this article about podcasting.

[Chick McGee]

I, I was stunned about this. And like 80% of people who listen to podcasts listen on YouTube. Yeah, I watch on YouTube.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, YouTube wasn't really a player until, I guess, Covid. And now they're the player in podcasting. And a lot of people will have the video on. There's someone probably listening to this right now. They're not really watching for sure, but we do have a visual component. You could see Josh's beard growth, for example, the, the whitening of the lower portion of your beard. If you've noticed, it's kind of solid now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's pretty much all gray on the chip.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone is listening to this in our in podcast form. They can go, oh, look, I can look at my phone. So I'm assuming this guy leaves his phone in the seat. Perhaps he's not taking his eyes off the road. He's a qualified great member of the trucking community and we appreciate your work.

[Chick McGee]

We thank them for their service. You verbose just blow hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Talks like he's trying to hit a word count on an essay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he really does. That explains how you got through more.

[Josh Arnold]

Filler than a army meatloaf. Oh, just.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you, are you saying that the hard working men and women in our army are getting low quality meatloaf? It's not all meatloaf. I want to say I'd like to see. First of all, I want to see him get paid this week and I want to see him get quality meatloaf.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They're in the military and they're, they're serving our country. I want our listeners, you non patriots out there. Fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I want our listeners to have quality meatloaf.

[Chick McGee]

Thank them for their service, will you?

[Tom Griswold]

I just did. I'm trying to get him better meatloaf. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I wish someone would come in here and tear you down and put up a new person.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that possible?

[Chick McGee]

And look at this new Tom. Anyway, Steve continues. I know emailer Russell with the dog haiku.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the trucker puppy dog. He says, Russell, excellent driver, terrible bowler. I'll personally buy him a Clark bar if he could beat me in a round of bowling.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll tell you what.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for keeping up the great work.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll. I'll throw in.

[Chick McGee]

What are you gonna do that's going to make other people have to work really, really hard?

[Tom Griswold]

Nestle's Crunch bar. Dude, I'd like to.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Japanese Nestle Crunch. That ends my commitment to finding a Japanese Nestle Crunch bar. Me mentioning it. Then someone else will have to go do it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not someone else. It'll be Amy. But the point is, I love the traffic. Well, that'd be a fun topic. Send us pictures of your trucker dog. If you're cruising around, you gotta have a trucker cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Jj. He got a dog at a.

[Josh Arnold]

At a lot.

[Christy Lee]

You know, somebody had dumped it at a little. Little puppy dog. It was so sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to think there's a trucker with a goldfish.

[Christy Lee]

You think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You know, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I parked the car in the sun, poached the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a responsible goldfish owner. I promise you there's a trucker with a goldfish one in the entire country. No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet you a Clark bar there isn't.

[Chick McGee]

No. Well, now we got a topic. Send us your. Your truckers, your trucker dog, what pet you have in your cab.

[Josh Arnold]

Pets.

[Chick McGee]

Any pet at all. Could be a significant other.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't a cat be dangerous, loose in the cab of a truck?

[Josh Arnold]

Some are actually pretty good. I would not do it with mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't it jump onto the steering wheel or something?

[Christy Lee]

Could a dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

No, dogs wouldn't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I've also had. I had a dog that insisted on like sitting on my lap while I drove it. You have? You.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe he thought it. Well, maybe he thought it was peanut butter time. He was trained for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he was. There was a Pavlovian thing, putting peanut butter on your.

[Christy Lee]

Dogs, being in the front seat.

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine it's probably because my.

[Christy Lee]

Dog, one of them, likes to sit in the front seat like he's a person.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there might be a law about having a loose cat on a car. I don't know. That's a good question. You'd have to ask a cop and whatever.

[Chick McGee]

I had a dog. I'd go. They. She would always go with me. And I go into the. And I come out to the.

[Josh Arnold]

To the car.

[Chick McGee]

And then she'd be in the driver's seat right behind the wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

I was on the.

[Josh Arnold]

So funny.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I was doing a long drive over the weekend and a guy was passing me and freaked me out. He had a. I didn't realize at the beginning that it was a puppet. It was. It was like a three foot long. It was like a three foot long.

[Chick McGee]

I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Bird head.

[Chick McGee]

I can't take this.

[Josh Arnold]

He had a birdhead. Yeah, it was an emu type thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like an emu type thing. This guy's passing me and I see, you know, my peripheral vision. What the hell's that? I look over and it looks like an ostrich head.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's a puppet and he's operating it.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody was operating as he's driving?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

You saw this? Always. You're certain of what you saw?

[Tom Griswold]

I posit.

[Chick McGee]

I'm positive.

[Tom Griswold]

I am positive. Did you get pictures Sticky? Of course not. I'm driving in 75 miles an hour. Yeah. It was some kind of weird puppet thing. I assume there was someone ducking down and operating. And it was funny. It was like imagine. Because it's like. It was like when a dog sticks his head out the window, except it was like a puppet bird. Just about.

[Chick McGee]

Can't take it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure something. This is probably a common object. Someone will have one. They'll send us a picture driving gold Interstate.

[Christy Lee]

You were on the.

[Josh Arnold]

You think that's more likely than a goldfish in a truck?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to find out what actually happened. That's what actually happened.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a clown last week. That's always kind of a joy.

[Chick McGee]

I do like a clown driving car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Great, great scene. Great scene in the movie Body Heat where the. The bad. The bad stuff's about to go down.

[Chick McGee]

And a clown drives by over and over every morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Has kind of become a game of what can I say that won't trigger him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

To.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here's another blowhard story I have for you.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't help it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Body Heat's one of those amazing movies. And I saw a guy with an ostrich puppet driving along.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if it was an ostrich or an em.

[Pat Godwin]

It was there on his hand or was. You think it was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I think it was. Someone ducked down.

[Christy Lee]

Was it in the back seat or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was in the front seat.

[Chick McGee]

And this guy's driving along.

[Tom Griswold]

It was sticking way out and it was. And it. I saw it in my peripheral vision. Go. What's that? I look over. Yeah, it was sticking out of a car. Front car window.

[Josh Arnold]

Could it have just been a prop that in the. In the wind? It looked like it was moving.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was absolutely. The mouth was moving. It was great. And the feathers were kind of flying like. Like when a dog sticks its head out of a window.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have liked to have seen it. I'll be honest.

[Tom Griswold]

It was very weird. The guy I probably did it to, everybody passed, they probably got a big kick out of it. I'm sure somebody else eastbound on Interstate 74, whatever, would have seen the same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Isn't that something I can't take.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave me a little, little, Little joy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For just a second. That's really cool.

[Chick McGee]

Can't take it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you let your dogs stick their heads out the window when you.

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you don't.

[Chick McGee]

I always have my.

[Christy Lee]

I had a dog jump out, remember? So I can't do that anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if I don't have my. If I have my windows down, people see me in traffic.

[Josh Arnold]

It's technically against the law for you to have your way.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Andy. Andy. Your wife had a. A dog jump out of the car?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Frank. Frankie jumped right out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I can't imagine why I'd want to do that. That's weird. Were you talking. Honey, at the time, I was by myself. Yeah, right. I still don't understand what you saw.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw. It looked like a.

[Chick McGee]

A guy's driving. Car.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy's driving.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

But here's the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, to his left was the guy. It was on the driver's side.

[Tom Griswold]

I am being passed.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't on the driver's side.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, you. Originally. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm saying I think. I think they had someone ducking down, operating the puppet.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

On the freeway.

[Josh Arnold]

It may have been a maniac.

[Pat Godwin]

Where was the guy ducking down? Like, where's the.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It happened very quickly. It was. He was passing in the middle of nowhere on a freeway, and I'm sure someone. It's probably some kid with this puppet thing. And it was. It was really weird and funny. Very joyful. Hey, look, if I'm gonna. That this guy's gonna freak out days.

[Christy Lee]

To share that story. I'm surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

We just were talking about sticking things out of windows. This portion of the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by Bob.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Howdy, Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Song this time, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold, the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Visit Steven Singer Jewelers atihatestephensinger.com to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by Other jewelers, that is. That's I Hate stevensinger.com There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Now, are we going to get to some sporting news or shall we?

[Chick McGee]

We certainly can.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Good.

[Chick McGee]

Good, good, good. Yoshinobu Yamamot Moto pitched a three hitter for the first postseason complete game in eight years. They don't play pitch complete games anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

That's incredible.

[Chick McGee]

They just don't do it in eight years. Yamamoto did it last night. Dodgers beat the Brewers.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to hear the guys that do the Spanish speaking play by play here. Those guys pronouncing the Japanese guys names.

[Chick McGee]

Please continue.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, if you talk about a melding of worlds, the melting pot that is Major League Baseball, because, you know, there's a guy that has to speak Spanish and Japanese and translate it. That's got to be confusing.

[Chick McGee]

Yamamoto was at the. The news conference at the end of the game, and he had his interpreter sitting right there with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

And he all Japanese his comments. And then the interpreter interpreted, and it was really something.

[Tom Griswold]

I distinctly heard the guy say, Babe Ruth, my ass. I'm just saying.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

I see. Anyway, Los Angeles will host game three tomorrow night. Max Muncie hit a homer for The Dodgers, his 14th of the postseason career, breaking the Dodgers record he shared with Corey Seeger and Justin Turner and oh, oh, oh, oh. Ohtani show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey. Oh, Tani.

[Chick McGee]

He's like, oh, for 26 or one for 26 or something. He's not having a very good playoff, Tom. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Collapse.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. What are they going to do about that, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

He's due. You see?

[Chick McGee]

He is due.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what happens when they disgrace their family?

[Chick McGee]

So for.

[Tom Griswold]

So it'll be the first hairy carry that isn't a guy.

[Chick McGee]

NHL.

[Tom Griswold]

You're alluding to it, Michael.

[Josh Arnold]

It was. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Take that.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

The spike that they secure first base with.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I can't continue. David Rush and Jonathan Hannon have teamed up again, this time to break the Guinness World Record for the most alternate fist bumps in 30 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I've seen this done at Buffalo Wild Wings, right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Previous record 408. Total of 424 last night. 30 seconds. This is impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They broke the record during a shoot in London while filming the game show. 99 to beat. They're doing this here.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a commercial.

[Chick McGee]

Real dumb games and some Fox. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A real terrible TV show. Hey, so.

[Tom Griswold]

No, now I want. I want to play this for you.

[Chick McGee]

Of course he is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the sound of these two guys getting the record. Now tell me what you think this sounds like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God. Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

And your thoughts? Oh, boy. It sounds like he's. That sounds like me. When I had interned the. We only had one computer in the house and my parents were like, gonna be home in 10 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

It was just a period.

[Tom Griswold]

Really had to. Really had to get at it, huh? There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to see. You want to see it now? Do we have the actual visual of the. This Thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if it hurts there. There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

You're a bumping knuckles. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They look very focused.

[Josh Arnold]

Quite honestly, Rush is the only one moving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that Hollywood hand is just holding his hands.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I love to see these two guys box. I'm putting my money on Hollywood.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's a bruiser.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks.

[Chick McGee]

He's got some packs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he looks like he's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sweatband.

[Josh Arnold]

No, don't underestimate Russia's reach there.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Christy, I thought. I thought that is the worst Sweat band. And I realized know that's he's got a GoPro camera on his head.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I was gonna say you can't really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that look is really awful.

[Christy Lee]

Break a sweat.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially with his hairline.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes. You know his hairline. Especially his hair. How about that hairline he had?

[Josh Arnold]

What an unfortunate bastard.

[Chick McGee]

What a lesser person. My God.

[Tom Griswold]

Wear a hat.

[Josh Arnold]

You dream in your dreams. You have hair, don't you? No.

[Chick McGee]

You have. Do you have the hair you have in that one album we did where we had our high school pictures in it? That's. That's the hair you'll always have, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I look in the mirror, expected to see that in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

It's not down to your shoulders. Don't hassle me, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I often forget too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever walk by the mirror and you go, what the hell? Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Should I go on?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

So they did it. They beat it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Congratulations. They. David. David Rush, I believe he has the most. What's the word? Contemporaneous. He, for a living human being, he has the most records held at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think that's true at all. And like, like almost three times as many record as this Rush clown has.

[Tom Griswold]

No. But I think they think he's still in first place in the most number of events.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we hear the audio again of the fist bumping down? Apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's bringing back some fond memories.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Mom and dad have been to target already for 45 minutes. I know they're going to be back anytime.

[Tom Griswold]

So they had Target.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just fast forward to the money shot.

[Pat Godwin]

There were no tracking apps back then.

[Tom Griswold]

You had to guess.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a real stressful situation.

[Christy Lee]

So were you. Okay, so in that particular situation, it didn't do the opposite effect. You didn't just lose all interest?

[Josh Arnold]

Because I knew that it would be a. No, not at that age.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I'd be like I'm not even bothering. But back then it was. And it had to be a perfect storm. My parents had to leave. My three brothers had to be out of the house.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So they'd all be doing something needed.

[Tom Griswold]

To visqueen the room, you know? Cause at that age, I talked to any physician. The quantity of lactites of the daily thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Daily?

[Tom Griswold]

Daily.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you might even get into.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Multiple days.

[Christy Lee]

Seriously?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that a friend of ours studied like sexology at a university, and they went over these case studies where many times gentlemen would have abrasions and bleeding from too much.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness I never had that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But my record was six.

[Christy Lee]

Six in one day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes, six.

[Tom Griswold]

We stand in the. In the. Well, we are in the aura of greatness.

[Pat Godwin]

No one's gonna beat that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't know. Our producers might be suggesting that somebody else here has beaten the record.

[Tom Griswold]

What, six?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So Jason's running in now to tell us if somebody has beat my six.

[Chick McGee]

Not me. Someone I heard in the hall said.

[Josh Arnold]

I could beat that by noon.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I think we know who that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a limited number of people in this building.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're just talking about guys. Ladies can do that easy.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that's.

[Chick McGee]

You think he's doing that while we're.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you're gonna say?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna say it's a myth. It's in your imagination.

[Chick McGee]

You think that guy. That guy's doing it while we're on the air? He's back there now by himself.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who else is here, though.

[Chick McGee]

You know who's here?

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, he failed to mention he beats.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's. Oh, I thought it was Mike Mark. I hope he's out getting coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Mike Mark is too good.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't need. He doesn't. He has to. Women just. Yeah. I didn't need to marry. He's a happily married man. But that guy gets hit on all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And those gentlemen. Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All the comedians, you know who's playing this week at Closet at.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine Mike and Alan.

[Jimmy Pardo]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

This is all very behind the scenes. I apologize. But them going out to get. Oh, dude, if they went to, like.

[Christy Lee]

A strong, quiet type.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, don't you think. If they showed up and you're like, a bunch of your single friends were there, wouldn't they be like, who were these guys?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, watch out for the quiet ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now is. Have we completed Our sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we have. Absolutely. I'm tapping out.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, do you have a song for that?

[Pat Godwin]

For tapping out or being done with the sports game?

[Tom Griswold]

Being done with the sports. You got it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, something like that. Sayonara.

[Christy Lee]

I have a story that I think might lead to a song.

[Pat Godwin]

You got it.

[Christy Lee]

A cat survived a 100 mile ride atop a Pennsylvania family's van. According to CBS News, the DiNardo family was preparing to leave for a trip to New Hampshire when their cat Ray Ray hopped onto the roof of their van. Before they took off though the van hit speeds of 70 miles an hour on I80, Ray Ray clung onto the vehicle's roof until the family stopped for gas and discovered the stowaway. I know. After having traveled so far, Ray Ray joined the family for their road trip. Of course this time inside.

[Josh Arnold]

And never stopped clawing the driver.

[Pat Godwin]

Setting the tone.

[Josh Arnold]

We know.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't you say anything during that long intro? What's your problem?

[Pat Godwin]

He was going to.

[Josh Arnold]

He hated it. He was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know he hated it. Is your talker busted?

[Josh Arnold]

What's going on over there?

[Pat Godwin]

We took a trip to NYC with all the kids, the wife and me. Pack the car, seat belts on, get some gas, and we're gone. We drove about a hundred miles or so. We hear a muffled meow.

[Tom Griswold]

Dad.

[Pat Godwin]

We hear a muffled meow and the cat's on the roof of the minivan. He's been up there since the trip began. Left outside. How could we forget? And that pussycat sure got wet. That sweet, sweet puddy got wet. Big ending.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Warm me up.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

This is, by the way, this, this kitty cat obviously clinging to something on the roof. God knows what it must have. They must have had like luggage up there or something. But this is why you should never declaw a cat one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not the main reason.

[Christy Lee]

That is not the.

[Tom Griswold]

I am trying to do a public service here. Don't declaw your kitty.

[Chick McGee]

Other than the fact anybody will tell you it's like your fingertips getting exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm saying don't do that to your kitty.

[Josh Arnold]

But not because you're afraid they're going to be trapped on top of a van. Oh, fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So you. They can't have anything to hold on.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the one. You're the one with cats. I can see you going one of your little fishing jaunts. I can't work again this week. I'm going fishing. Dom. See ya.

[Chick McGee]

And then again. You said that again after he told you. Why don't you take a month off? Remember that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He can't make.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you to take Monday.

[Pat Godwin]

I might enjoy it. Take a month off. I was in there.

[Chick McGee]

You really love it.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

This is why I'm very confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Chaos. And confusion is how I keep ordering.

[Chick McGee]

That is. That is absolutely. That's absolutely true what he just said. And he's trying to make it a joke. That's what we live with every day.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And oh, there's a little picture of Ray.

[Chick McGee]

Ray.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, great.

[Chick McGee]

I've never seen a picture of a cat before.

[Josh Arnold]

But don't you kind of want it to be so wind blown?

[Christy Lee]

It's just Garfield hanging on.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. And that was one of the famous posters.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said you had a surprise.

[Christy Lee]

A surprise?

[Tom Griswold]

I have a surprise for you.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you say you haven't surprised?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did. It was what happened. It resulted in a multitude of laughs and it brought joy to many listening.

[Chick McGee]

What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

The surprise was the sound of.

[Chick McGee]

Surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you didn't know what it sounded like, did you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but. Yeah, but a surprise should be pleasant for the. The receiver.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we all got a big laugh out of it. We learned about Josh's excessive masturbatory behavior.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And back then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I mean I was 17 or 18. Come on now. I'm not saying.

[Chick McGee]

God, no.

[Josh Arnold]

That sort of behavior didn't go well into my 30s.

[Tom Griswold]

And that pace, that'd be rough. Let's go to take a nap after that. I'm sorry. It's time to move forward here. Coming up, comedian Jimmy Pardo will be joining us. And we have Christy Liett, of course, at the Silac Insurance news desk. We have a huge pubic hair in the news or a story. I should say not. Not a huge pubic hair.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

One lung.

[Christy Lee]

Pubic hair. Where's that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's gonna be in the Clarence Thomas library.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that is the anniversary today.

[Jimmy Pardo]

And today the famous lich.

[Tom Griswold]

Pubic hair in my house.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if it's the pubic hair, but he was. This was on this date, I believe he was. He made the Supreme Court.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Remember when women could take a compliment? You could put a pub on their coat and they would be flattered and great. My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that was a big story. Then the Pepsi Challenge. They had more extra pubes. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Howdy, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick Magee and Tom, of course, as we come back on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Air, really, really busy, just sorting through some stuff over here. I want to congratulate Mr. Evan Clem. Mr. Clem has won himself a $500e gift card to Steven Singer Jewelers.

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to name your daughter Clementine, wouldn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Clem. Clem.

[Chick McGee]

Clem. Clem. Clemmie. Clemmie. Clem.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Clem. He was one of nine, nine way tie for first place. I'm talking about our pigskin pick them competition. He got 13 of 15 games, as did eight others. But he was the only one that had all three tiebreakers. So he's got that gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. You could win one this week as we begin week seven on Thursday night. So get those entries in. Go to bobandtom.NFL fans just pick the winners and the winner will also get to pick against Chick McGee in the famed shoe in of the week.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Step into the octagon. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

We have I don't kick your ass. We'll be getting, we'll be getting joined by what am I trying to say. Jimmy Pardo, comedian, great comic is going to be joining us in the studio here in just a few minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Don't, don't know him.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, you mentioned Clementine.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Did the song oh my darlin, oh.

[Chick McGee]

My Darlin Uncle Barry Hound. Oh, my Darlin, Clementine.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think that was that like a radio hit in the days of like we're in the money. And I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it predate, first of all?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it probably does predate it. But I wonder if anybody.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, I'm very, very old.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I, but you guys know the history of radio is what I'm asking.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and let's see, Monday actually I was on the radio for 49 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

October 13th.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

Next year it'll be 50amazing. If I not killed in some sort of domestic me and Tom going at it.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah. And I don't ask. I don't think, I'm not asking sarcastically.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think radio had been invented when those were songs. They have sheet Music actually was a big seller, isn't that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. That song was published in 1884. Credit to Mr. Percy Montrose, of course. He's the great, great, great grandfather of Ronnie Montrose, the great guitar player. Anyone who by that. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But everybody knows it. So it lived just by. You knew it as a child.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just knew it because of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Cartoon and it says it's possibly an old miner song. Historians believe the melody is either a British folk tune or a Spanish or Mexican ballad.

[Chick McGee]

There's no such thing as an old miner. Aren't they, like 21?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that would be an oxymoron, wouldn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Are clementines and tangerines the same?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

And where does. Where does tangelo enter in?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Incest.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? From now on, whenever a joke is made, I'm going to hear in my head, incest.

[Josh Arnold]

Why did you do that?

[Chick McGee]

Will you stop it?

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you who's not going to put up with it. Jimmy Pardo's not going to put up with this kind of these shenanigans. He's not going to put up with it.

[Tom Griswold]

He's one of my favorites.

[Josh Arnold]

You think Jimmy Crack Corn is older than oh, My Darling?

[Pat Godwin]

It might be. We knew that when his kids too never knew.

[Tom Griswold]

I never understood the words to that.

[Christy Lee]

Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What is it? What do you mean? What's. What does it mean to crack corn?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't think we really want.

[Christy Lee]

To go into this song.

[Jimmy Pardo]

If.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe popcorn, then.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you say popcorn? If you're gonna write. If you're gonna write something, how about some clarity?

[Chick McGee]

Actually, it's known as Blue Tail Fly Perenn. Jimmy Crack Corn.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's even more confusing.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's probably one of those songs that has nine verses and we have no idea how deep it goes on.

[Tom Griswold]

One of those songs that has. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now, if this unfortunate. If this explanation enters into something that's very, very uncomfortable in our history as Americans, I'm just going to go ahead and stop reading. That's fine. Because I'm suspecting that might be Jimmy. The phrase Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care comes from a 19th century American folk song also known as the Blue Tail Fly. It's rooted in the experienced. Christy, what's going on?

[Christy Lee]

I have a match, don't I?

[Pat Godwin]

We are trying to guess over here.

[Chick McGee]

Christy and I. Yeah, okay. We're all adults here. We. There's slavery in this country. We all know about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So the singer celebration of his master's death or his indifference to the master's demise due to mistreatment.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's really interesting. It's from the point of view of.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Give me crack corn and I don't care. Actually. Yeah. Give me crack corn. I don't know how Jimmy mutated the original. The phrase itself may have originally been give me crack corn and I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

And what is cracked corn? Do we know?

[Chick McGee]

A reference to the reduced rations the singer would receive as punishment.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes a lot more sense to. He's. I get it now. I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we've all. And I think we've all. We've all learned something. Yeah, we're all.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a little bit changed.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on. I'm looking at my meter. There's no more oxygen in the room.

[Chick McGee]

No, I know. And where did this start?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I like to ask questions because if we don't learn, were doomed to.

[Tom Griswold]

Repeat and have more fun. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I love bliss.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Don't you guys love bliss?

[Josh Arnold]

I also love ignorance.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Maybe because of the connection.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right. Ignorance is bliss.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my darling.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I only know that because of Huckleberry Hound.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Chick McGee]

Whose idea was that out?

[Christy Lee]

Uncle Barry?

[Chick McGee]

No, to put. To have him sing that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think they were originally going to do Jimmy Crack Corn.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They realized.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I don't think they cared then.

[Chick McGee]

Please, dear God, Christy, do we have a new story?

[Christy Lee]

I talk about pubic hair.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Kim Kardashian's clothing brand, Skims, has released a line of thong underwear that I didn't know we all needed with faux pubic hair, calling it the most daring panty yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Daring?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how daring?

[Christy Lee]

Skims describes the faux hair micro string thong.

[Chick McGee]

Dare me.

[Christy Lee]

As handmade. A string thong.

[Josh Arnold]

Hairy crack thong and I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Hairy crack Kong and I don't care Hairy crack Kong and I don't care that's the Japanese version with and Godzilla.

[Christy Lee]

In a super sheer stretch mesh that features a mix.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Sorry. What?

[Christy Lee]

The handmade string thong is a super sheer stretch mesh that features a mix of curly and straight faux hair and 12 different shade variations.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you want a fake bush?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Bikini spiders.

[Christy Lee]

Priced at $32. All 12 variations appear to be sold out in every size.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, those Will move.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a picture of this thing?

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

That is worse than I ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Thought it would be.

[Pat Godwin]

Way worse.

[Tom Griswold]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

The brand announced the new item with a campaign video parodying 1970s game shows, along with the caption. Just dropped the ultimate bush.

[Jimmy Pardo]

This feels.

[Chick McGee]

It feels like an onion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean that it looks like. Because I don't know. She's Armenian, right? Yes, Kardashian. So probably very hairy at one point.

[Christy Lee]

But I imagine not anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Fair assumption.

[Chick McGee]

No, but she said that the only hair a woman should have in her body are eyebrows and on the top of their head. That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So, I mean, that looks like she's got Hagrid from Harry Potter and a headlock.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a. I mean, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

What a bush. Some users cousin it right below the.

[Christy Lee]

Applauded.

[Tom Griswold]

Right below the belly button.

[Christy Lee]

My dear Kardashians. Marketing prow fans celebrated the underwear for being camp in the best way, while others described the design as outrageous.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they all that. Are they all that bushy or do they do like the landing strip?

[Christy Lee]

No, I think it says 12 variations. I would. I would think that means shades, not.

[Tom Griswold]

Not shade. They don't do like the Clippler or the.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

The what?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is very.

[Chick McGee]

That's all he wanted to do.

[Josh Arnold]

The oxygen left the room when I.

[Chick McGee]

Said, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. He saw the. This story. That's the only thing he thought of. And he was, no, I thought of.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hagrid, the headlock, the old Willie Nelson joke. That is so weird. Is. Will this be purchased as a joke?

[Josh Arnold]

I would think some probably, but others might go, hey, this is. If Kim says this looks good, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Going to do it. Wow. Boy, that is.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you just grow your own?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, she's probably lasered off.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm not talking about hers. I'm talking about people who are buying this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, if you grow your.

[Christy Lee]

Own, it's easy to do.

[Josh Arnold]

You really have to do nothing, right?

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. That is. That is rough. Now do. I was reading this article about people getting tattoos on their eyelids. You heard about this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Christy Lee]

You mean eyeliner?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're getting.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. That's been around forever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not like messages on their eyebrows.

[Christy Lee]

Tattooed eyeliner.

[Tom Griswold]

Tattooed eyebrows. Now, do you suppose someone has done.

[Christy Lee]

That tattooed pubic hair on themselves?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'll bet they have. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Got to be. You get the visual stimulation without the patooi.

[Christy Lee]

Depends on what your man's into. I Guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a technical term?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope that's the slogan.

[Christy Lee]

No, there are people that are completely blacking out all their tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Somebody famous.

[Christy Lee]

Chain Gun Kelly has done it. And the tattoo lady that lives in Madison, Indiana, now, that was on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Lydia.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, she had a tv.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen Lydia, by the way?

[Jimmy Pardo]

The tattooed lady, Kat Von D. Yeah, There you go.

[Christy Lee]

That's it. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Christy Lee]

She's done that.

[Tom Griswold]

So instead of having them removed, they.

[Christy Lee]

Just color them all out. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's got A, A hurt and B, why a bad decision made worse by no color anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

I want them painted black. My tats are looking good, but I want them painted. See how easy this is, guys?

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. These. Wipe these all down.

[Christy Lee]

You've been replaced.

[Tom Griswold]

And when we come back, we'll have a witty version of Jimmy Crack Corn.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Thanks. Right back to it.

[Christy Lee]

I believe it's giving.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We are awaiting the arrival of the great comedian Jimmy Pardo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he turned around 10 minutes ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, it'll be Ali Breen with sexy time just around the corner. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby blue. I'm Chick McGee and Tom, as I live and breathe, we have a comedy legend, Bob and Tom, comedy legend in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

My top ten live shows of all time includes this guy, Mr. Jimmy Pardo, comedian. Hey, Jimmy, how are you?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Good morning. Every time I come, that number seems to go higher. It used to be top three, then it was top five. Now it's top 10. How many? First of all, I know you don't go out to a lot of shows, so how does this keep?

[Tom Griswold]

I've only been to nine. Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

How do I keep my top 10? I keep getting bumped down. It's hurtful. Every time I come here. Hey, I'm gonna go see my friends. Top 25 shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Jimmy Pardo]

He's in my top 10. 32 shows. That's very specific.

[Tom Griswold]

Jimmy Pardo is our guest. Mr. Pardo on tour.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I am on tour.

[Josh Arnold]

Hitting a couple.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Hitting three cities mid. Midweek.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got your go bananas coming up tonight.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Tonight, Cincinnati.

[Tom Griswold]

Cincinnati. And then Thursday, the funny bone in St. Louis. St. Louis.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Those aren't going to cross underneath that arch. And then the performance will come.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then Friday, Friday, the Olympic theater in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Once again, tonight, Cincinnati. Thursday night, St. Louis. And then Friday, Cedar Rapids for some graduals. And you did say Cincinnati.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I say Cincinnati for no reason whatsoever.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad always did that.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

I think everyone who knows Cincinnati is correct.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Yes.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Mr. You know, I sat down once with Mr. Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

Larry Flint said Cincinnati.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Who's Larry Flint?

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Jimmy Pardo]

The Hustler fella.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. You're right, Jim.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You looked at me like I was nuts, and then you were grateful. I knew who it was. Larry Flint. You're like, whoa, who that? And, oh, he knows.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of Chick's best impressions.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead, Larry Flint. Talk like this because we talk like this because we had a.

[Josh Arnold]

There was an incident.

[Chick McGee]

Weapons play, Someone shot him. And then he was in a wheelchair. He's a pornographer, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Now do Larry Flint. That's not necessary.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's hurtful.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Mr. Parter, how's your life going? Everything cool?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Everything's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I got. You guys were. Before we got on there, you were talking about the, the. The hot rock and roll band Rush reuniting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I got my ticket and at one point, I was 48, 000 in line. You know how they give you that little.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. When you're in the.

[Jimmy Pardo]

How many ticket people before you? 48, 000 people were before me.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Jimmy Pardo]

And I waited it out. Josh got my seat. That's it. No humor. I'm just letting you know I got my ticket.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad you got it.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I'm bragging. That's really just my way of.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, you got great seats, didn't you?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I got. Well, you know What? When there's 48,000 ahead of you, it's kind of like my show in St. Louis. Come on out. There's 48,000 seats available. Plenty of seats available in St. Louis. I don't even know if that's true. I could be sold out in all these. I'm not. I've started doing these midweek shows because I can't stand doing shows for drunkards on the weekend. So I do Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursdays. And I was like, I love that. I'm Home on the weekend. I don't have to do anything, you know, else is. Everybody's home during the week. Nobody wants to come out to see comedy during the week. So this. This was an error, Josh. This midweek tour thing has been just a disaster.

[Josh Arnold]

But you tried it.

[Jimmy Pardo]

And now and then I. I know. Here's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Jimmy Pardo]

It worked just enough for me to go, let's do it again in 2026. I'm not doing Saturdays.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm busy.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I gotta go see Rush. I got a decent seat. I ended up getting a decent seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you going by yourself?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I like. I go to all the shows alone. My son is now off at college, so I don't have my concert buddy, and my wife can't stand classic rock, so I go by myself.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Jimmy Pardo]

And then I. I don't want to go with anybody that I. I gotta worry if they're having a good time. I go alone and I show up when I want to. I to. And I don't have to worry if the person next to me is like, I hope they're enjoying.

[Christy Lee]

That's great.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Subdivisions.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't agree more. And we. I was mentioning the. The fact that the Rush tends to have a largely male audience. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to know what?

[Jimmy Pardo]

A bigger one. Michael Shanker. Go see Michael Shanker. You won't see a woman for miles.

[Tom Griswold]

Or go see Liza Minnelli.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Well, sir, that's hurtful. Josh, Fun fact. And you pick any number between one and 50. How many times is James R. Parto Jr. Seen Liza Minnelli in concert?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, six.

[Pat Godwin]

Twice, I say.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Well, that's fun. That Fun ended at 6. All right. Nobody's ever been spot on before. Well, that's. That was disappointing. What a let down that lottery. Give us a call. 591-rock-591 Road. Let us know Josh is right or wrong. God bless you.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you.

[Christy Lee]

I love your T shirt, by the way. I'm a big Jesus Christ Superstar fan.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Thank you. I just saw a superstar at the Hollywood Bowl.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Jimmy Pardo]

With Cynthia Rivo. Arivo played Jesus and Adam Lambert played Jud Judas.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that didn't cause controversy.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Well, luckily it was Los Angeles, Josh, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, true. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

There were still some people that were confused. Well, that. But that's a lady. That's a lady. Why is a lady playing Jesus? Why is the gay man playing Judas? What's happening? I don't know if I can leave my trailer. Yeah, it was wonderful. It was amazing. It's my second favorite music musical.

[Christy Lee]

I love It.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it too.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, my God, I love it. Absolutely love it.

[Tom Griswold]

And what's your favorite man?

[Chick McGee]

Who.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Great. Ted Neely. Who's my height.

[Tom Griswold]

Is.

[Jimmy Pardo]

He's a tiny man. Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Ted Neely. Didn't he play the original Broadway production? And isn't he still doing it?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, he's not doing it. He tours and does the sing alongs. When they showed the movie at the. Oh, and that, that's where I met him. I just recently met Ted Neely.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Jimmy Pardo]

And, and I insisted. We went back to bed.

[Chick McGee]

Back.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Because I got to see how tall he was. And so he's, he comes in at 5 4. He's a tiny man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You don't think he's shrunk over the years?

[Jimmy Pardo]

He. Well, we all get shorter as we get older. And you know, I think 10 is a, like a, he's got a Dorian Gray situation going on. He's been alive for ever, 150 years. Tommy, you think 10 is a vampire?

[Chick McGee]

Tell me your thoughts.

[Tom Griswold]

Who did we see doing? We saw, we saw Sebastian Bach. Oh, God, Sebastian Bach, the rock star.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Let's get real.

[Chick McGee]

We all ended up at that together.

[Christy Lee]

Why was that?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Who did he. Superstar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. Peter was in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Bob's brother was in it.

[Tom Griswold]

He was Judas. He was amazing.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, I imagine he was great. And you're telling me that Sebastian did not do a good job in the lead role of Jesus Christ?

[Tom Griswold]

I was in the audience and I said, I hope they crucifies him. They crucify him before the intermission so I can go home.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom meant to say that in a hushed tone, but he didn't. Everyone around us heard him. Yeah. And we all laughed. It was a good line.

[Jimmy Pardo]

It's a good line if Sebastian's a, you know, baz a good guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I have a question.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a two parter.

[Josh Arnold]

Part one.

[Tom Griswold]

Part one, yes or no, did you buy that shirt at that production?

[Jimmy Pardo]

No, I did not. Bought it on cheap public dot com. Use promo code Pardo.

[Tom Griswold]

Question two.

[Jimmy Pardo]

By the way. I don't know if that's accurate.

[Tom Griswold]

Question two, did you wear that the show?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, that part I did do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I bought the shirt for to wear there. I, I like to, I, I, I know that some, some Jeremy Piven movie said don't wear the band's shirt show. Where else would you wear it?

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I don't agree with it at all. You're exactly right.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You can't wear your, you know, I don't know. Def Leppard shirt. The Def Leppard show. Then where. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Def Leppard shirt have both sleeves. What do you think?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Just the one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That's all you need. Somebody wrote online the other day, if you're. If you play air drums with both hands and Def Leppard, you're a jerk.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You just throw it in the guy's face.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. It's rude.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all good points.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about the. Wearing a T shirt to the shirt to the. To the show. Is that cool or not?

[Josh Arnold]

And I rarely do it, but I think it's completely acceptable.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's acceptable. I think.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, of course it is. I repeat, within. Where else?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't do it because I don't have a lot of rocks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, in the yard, you see people.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Well, I understand that. Yes. Outside going shopping.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Anywhere else. But when you. If somebody's making fun of you, like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what are you doing with your.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Scorpion shirt under the Scorpion show?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I'm seeing the Scorpion. I don't know. I bought a shirt in 87. I want to have a reason to put it on, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

The concert's a good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The movie that it's from is pcu, Right. What is that? What is that about?

[Josh Arnold]

It was kind of a backlash against then the new politically correct. So it was like PCU was. It was about, like, these guys who were tired of.

[Chick McGee]

It was about two hours long is what it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe two hours too long.

[Chick McGee]

But that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where the whole thing of. Don't be that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing. Wearing the band shirt to their concert movie.

[Jimmy Pardo]

So I want to pivot and be crucified halfway through.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted that going in.

[Jimmy Pardo]

See what I did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Jimmy Pardo]

He's. He's not a good guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

How do you like the way I clean that up?

[Tom Griswold]

That was nice.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Real smooth.

[Tom Griswold]

Real smooth. Do you. Does it. Because you are. You have a great podcast. You've been doing it for a long time.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Almost 20 years now. Coming. About 20 years.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the rules there are different than the rules on radio. So do you have to kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he cusses like a sailor on the podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to, like when you walk in here? Okay, I'm not. This isn't the podcast. I gotta be careful.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I'm a professional. I had to handle myself out in the real world.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have been here two weeks ago.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Somebody get a little filthy, somebody run their mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the guy sitting next to you oh, yeah. Who wasn't bomb. Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

On the program.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

No. And then we say thank you for your time and we send him packing.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Is he done? You cut him loose there or do you let him give him another segment?

[Chick McGee]

Josh, we voted.

[Josh Arnold]

But Tom lately has not been kicking out people when he should.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Is that right? It's just one of those situations.

[Pat Godwin]

Not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what he did once? This was six months ago or so, but a year. We had a guest in here who was bathed in cologne. It was an obnoxious amount. We have a rule. No cologne. I have an allergy. Tom doesn't care for it. This guy Tom. Let him sit in here. I left.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, you left.

[Josh Arnold]

I had. Yeah. A cast member of the show left.

[Jimmy Pardo]

A regular.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Five days a week.

[Josh Arnold]

So we could have this stranger sitting here.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can see that show. It's in our top three. We have it.

[Chick McGee]

People loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was huge.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Tom had the nerve after the show. Oh, you're still here. I thought you had to go home for some reason. I would have had just lied to my face.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now he knew exactly what was going on.

[Chick McGee]

He lies a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew where I stood.

[Christy Lee]

We all know that guy. To make that guy leave.

[Josh Arnold]

But at least from then on, I knew where I do.

[Chick McGee]

You lie a lot because you just take for granted that we all know you're lying or you think you're getting away with it, or what's the scenario?

[Jimmy Pardo]

What.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on in your head when you lie?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting away with it.

[Chick McGee]

You're getting away with it.

[Josh Arnold]

He lies to himself.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jimmy Pardo]

That's top one. Why you left the room that day is beyond me. The magic that you bring. Let me ask a question. Does anybody I know? You guys are all, you know, your friends, you get along well.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not get carried away.

[Josh Arnold]

You're.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You're. You work. You work together.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Jimmy Pardo]

And you're. But you seem to be very honest with each other. Nobody's told Tom about the sideburns. That hasn't come up at all. The chops haven't come up at all.

[Chick McGee]

He cherishes his sideburns. It's the one thing he has.

[Jimmy Pardo]

He's.

[Chick McGee]

He's obsessed with the hair on men. He. So we let him have the sideburns.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't see Jimmy Pardo.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I'm not saying I dislike him. I'm just curious if it's conversation.

[Chick McGee]

They're full. William Constant, you know that I don't.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Know what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but I sounded offensive. He was the defense attorney for the Chicago 7. We're going way back. And he does pronounce it consular. And if you pronounce.

[Chick McGee]

Of course he does.

[Tom Griswold]

He made a real. He would always say if someone pronounced it William Kunstler, he'd make a real big deal. No, it's counselor, so. Which I always found mildly amusing about your sideburn. What year did. In your growth as a human being, did the pubes kick in?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Well, I just recently bought those Kardashian panties, so that. So I just got them, I don't know, a week ago for the first time. The first time. When did I get the pubes? You're asking. That's a great question.

[Tom Griswold]

I got them real late.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Let's say I don't. What do you get? 15, 14.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How long in there and not.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

When did you get senior in high school?

[Jimmy Pardo]

So you're. You're. You're Kendall down there until. Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I cherish each one similarly with the sideburns. I got it. You gotta go with them.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Let me ask you a question that's a follow up on pubes. What. What age were you when you first got crabs? What do you think of that question?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. I can tell you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, he. He's the only one in the room.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, is that true?

[Chick McGee]

Sexually trans transmitted disease?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But he went to school in. In New York City.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got him on the subway.

[Chick McGee]

God knows how he got into an Ivy League school, but he did.

[Christy Lee]

His dad went there.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let's.

[Chick McGee]

That's sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward here once again, our guest in the studio, Mr. Jimmy Pardo. Hello, Jimmy. Tonight, Cincinnati go bananas.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

A rare.

[Chick McGee]

A rare.

[Tom Griswold]

Wednesday evening.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Wednesday night. Come on out.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight only it's Cincinnati.

[Jimmy Pardo]

That's right. Then I zip to St. Louis. We talked about. Then I zip to Cedar Rapids. Hey, let me ask you a question. We're all friends here. At least we work together. Where would you guys. If you're. If you're going to. Let's pretend you're going to a rental car place, right? Put yourself there. Put yourself there at a place that maybe after a fort down in Texas, all right? And they tell you, you could pick any mid size you want or you could pick any full size. You pick, whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Where would you put the Nissan Sentra? Where would you guys. Guys rank the Nissan Sentra as far as. Would it be a compact?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Would it be a. Would it be a entry level?

[Chick McGee]

Certainly. Somewhere between a compact and a mid size?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You think it's between that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it's a full mid size.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You do think it's a mid size.

[Chick McGee]

I think they will tell you it's a mid size.

[Jimmy Pardo]

All right. And then anybody. Josh, Pat, I insist you stay out of this.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not a. I don't even know what one looks like, so.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, they got four wheels.

[Josh Arnold]

I figured that metal gear. But I'm not a car guy, so I can't tell.

[Christy Lee]

They're a small sedan.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, I don't know.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You don't know either?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you. What was it?

[Jimmy Pardo]

They. They call it a midsize. And I, I refuse to believe it.

[Christy Lee]

You think it's a compact?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I think it's a compact. I'm. I got in it and I was like, hey, it's a. It's only got 2,000 miles on it. So it's brand new. And that's why I chose it in the midsize lane. And. But as I'm driving, I'm like, there's. There's no way this is a midsize.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a bad looking car.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Well, I'm not buying it, Josh. I'm just going to zip around in it for a few days. I don't go to Cincinnati. St. Louis noise through the rapids, through.

[Christy Lee]

That arch is going to go central. Ultima. Is it the Ultima after?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, I think, but I guess the Ultra is sedan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Right. The Ultima rather.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I, I would not. I would think this was a smaller car.

[Jimmy Pardo]

It's a compact. Is anybody from this company listening to give me a rebate? Right. I mean, I, I think I need.

[Chick McGee]

A couple of bucks back. You need 20 bucks?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Minimum.

[Josh Arnold]

Minimum.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, it's my favorite. Rejoin music.

[Tom Griswold]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

Tom really does.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Jackass.

[Pat Godwin]

I never knew they said words.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Attaboy, Luther.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, Don Knotts movies. I'm Chick McGee. Tom, we have the one, the only, the shooter in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

He is Jimmy Pardo.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, you bring so much joy.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish you want to put your phone down. We're doing a show.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Well, you know, what can I tell you, Josh? I appreciate you your humor. I was looking, I thought maybe I had like, some notes. Like, hey, I'll have Tom ask me about when I had my oil change. I thought I would have some notes in my phone. Turns out all I have is questions for my doctors. That's all I had on my phone. And I was like, well, that doesn't help me that.

[Chick McGee]

I got to tell you, I listen to Jimmy's podcast pretty much every week. Thank you, Jake. And he visits the doctor often.

[Jimmy Pardo]

So often we have minimum 10 jingles about me going to see the doctor. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelie.

[Chick McGee]

Bless his heart. I don't know what's going on, but you're standing on top of everything.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I know that same. I. I go to the doctor quite a bit and I, I did a Zoom with my doctor yesterday from my hotel here in Indy.

[Ali Breen]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, that. That's like, oh, oh, what will I do? I'll be at Indy. Oh. Luckily, I can zoom with them. So I.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a personal physician or.

[Jimmy Pardo]

No. Well, I mean, I've got my primary.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jimmy Pardo]

My gp, and luckily you could.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you do the zoom thing fully clothed or do you have to show him stuff?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Well, I do. He does not. I insist I go. Well, you know, take it off.

[Chick McGee]

He says he thinks better.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah. You know, turn your head, cough the whole shot. I have him do it all.

[Josh Arnold]

Unencumbered is the word he uses.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Flowing free. Free, indeed.

[Chick McGee]

That's the one thing. As crazy as you are, Tom, you haven't really gotten into the outskirts of hypochondria, if you will.

[Jimmy Pardo]

But it's not hypochondria if there's something wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jimmy Pardo]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe not a lot go wrong.

[Jimmy Pardo]

So you've had some stuff. Oh, you're a hypochondriac. You go to the doctor all the time. No, I go to the doctor because I'm not a hypochondriac. If I was hypochondriac, I'd just be at home going, I've got this, I've got that. And then you'd go, you know, you stay on the Internet and look it up. I go and I get medicines. And then it doesn't get better. Placebos. I'm full of placebo because they.

[Chick McGee]

They just give themselves Skittles and candy.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Give them the yellow ones. That'll shut them up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Pat isn't a hypochondriac, but we do have one of those signs that say it's been. What is it now, five days since you've taken. Okay.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, you take a lot of days off as well.

[Pat Godwin]

I've had a couple back surgeries.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? You had a back surgery last Wednesday.

[Pat Godwin]

I did, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, let's just move forward here. Jimmy Pardo was our guest. Mr. Pardo on stage this evening.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Cincinnati, Ohio, USA, at Go Bananas. One night only. So if you don't miss him. And then Thursday evening, it'll be the funny bone in St. Louis, and then Friday evening, the Olympic Theater in Cedar Rapids. And that's it. This is the tour. That's. Those are the days.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Jimmy Pardo]

That's the end. Those are the last three road dates for the still talking 2025 tour. And coming out and say, you know, like I said, midweek, you take some Time away, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Get back to your television.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about wearing it. You're wearing. You're wearing a Jesus Christ Superstar T shirt. You saw a special production of that in la. You're a huge fan. It's one of your favorite musicals. We were talking about. Do you wear, like. You're going to go to the Rush concert? Will you wear a classic Rush T shirt to it, or will you buy one there, then put it on?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I've already bought my 2112 shirts for my June 7 concert. 2026, but I already got the shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

And which venue is this?

[Jimmy Pardo]

That'll be at the Foreman. The Forum. The Forum? Yeah. They're doing, I think, four shows.

[Tom Griswold]

And are they having a keyboard player? Did I hear that?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I can't answer that. I won't answer it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine. I said you read. They were. I have not seen that.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Well, why, why? Why not? Right? You know, Getty's got a lot going on. Let's. Why make him do everything?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Yeah, I'm. I'm gonna be going. I'm looking forward to.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, it's gonna be great. I'm excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were talking about it's okay to wear the band's T shirt, too. What is your thought about wearing a football jersey to an NFL game? That seems to be fine.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's okay. You're.

[Chick McGee]

You're okay. But I really said. Where else. Where else would you.

[Josh Arnold]

I really think this thing is. It's just made up. It's just another reason following that. True.

[Chick McGee]

We should do away with Jeremy Pivot.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no. There's no one's actually listening.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You know, Josh, I agree with that, but I will also then get texts or, you know, social media.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, look at you.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Like, if I post a photo of me at the concert. Oh, you wore the shirt to the show, huh? Like you saw one movie, right?

[Chick McGee]

With a.

[Jimmy Pardo]

With. With a. An A minus actor giving a line.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, as you know, I'm densely populated and my. My. One of my young girls was wearing a Nirvana T shirt.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've been talking about this a lot, and I said, do you know what that means? No. You know, can you name any of their songs? No. And what do you think about that trend? The number one T shirt right now in America was. Is Nirvana.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

A lot of people don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I have no idea. I'm not a fan of that. No.

[Tom Griswold]

It's everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Isn't it?

[Jimmy Pardo]

You're living a Lie. You're wearing a lie. I tried to give my son a Marillion shirt. The band Marillion.

[Christy Lee]

And he said, one of those.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I own.

[Christy Lee]

You're the one.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think, Kaylee?

[Jimmy Pardo]

And what a beautiful song.

[Christy Lee]

It is a beautiful song, Kaylee.

[Jimmy Pardo]

That's my version. Not many people requesting it.

[Chick McGee]

That's gorgeous.

[Jimmy Pardo]

But his reason for not wearing it was dad. If anybody says to me, oh, what's that? What song do they do? I don't know. And I feel like a fraud.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Jimmy Pardo]

He will not do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we did have this.

[Josh Arnold]

A man of integrity.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a nice letter from a teacher who had noticed that a lot of the students were wearing. Wearing old shirts. But he found this to be true. The heavy metal shirts. The boys were wearing heavy metal shirts. They knew the band and they knew the repertoire. But not like it'll be a Grateful Dead T shirt on a nine year old. They have no idea.

[Jimmy Pardo]

That's just some hipster parent, right? Just throwing their shirt on their kid. Yeah, right. Something I swear I'd never do. Here's my Marillion shirt, son.

[Tom Griswold]

One good song.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Let's not talk stupid. They got a lot of good songs. No, I'm just saying they've got one, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Man. I'm not familiar. How do you spell it?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Standard spelling. M A, R, I, double L, I.

[Chick McGee]

O, N. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

What does the shirt look like? Is it good art?

[Jimmy Pardo]

It's their. It's their logo.

[Chick McGee]

Is it good art?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, there are bands. There are bands who have great artwork and terrible albums. I mean, think about some of the albums in the history of.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Give me an example of that. Great, great album cover. Bad album.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Who would that be?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. The Grateful Dead have a couple real dogs that have really nice car.

[Chick McGee]

As opposed to the music.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's Grateful Dead. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me. Give it some thought.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I thought this was your premise. Don't get mad at me.

[Chick McGee]

True enough.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I just was following up.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the great band Chicago. I mean, just a big number on the front.

[Chick McGee]

Will.

[Announcer/Producer]

Hear.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Okay, here's the fun of that. I don't think any of them have a number on the front.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Back at you.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't need the smoking mirror of COVID art to.

[Chick McGee]

I like the one that looked like a chocolate bar.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, that's 10. See, actually Chicago 21 does have the number on it. My apologies. The others 17 might have one. Silver is number two. That's the second one.

[Christy Lee]

That was the good one.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, a lot of them are good. There's a couple clunkers in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you remember this goes back a ways. The. In the days of the crate, the peach crate, whatever it was, you'd have the albums and there was always that one round.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Album cover.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't Grand Funk do one of those?

[Tom Griswold]

That flopped around in there. That's no good.

[Jimmy Pardo]

No, no, let's. Let's keep those things square. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. Traffic did one. That was a trapezoid. Cut it out.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, they did do a trapezoid.

[Tom Griswold]

That was annoying.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You know what I hate the most about traffic? When you're driving. Steve Wynwood. That's a fun joke, huh? Yeah. Good piece of business.

[Chick McGee]

Fun.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I want to say Jeff Osk gave me that joke. I. I'm 90% sure Jeff Osay gave me.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a funny joke.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, what you get?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I gave him a nice handshake and a thank you, and then I just gave him credit. I think it was Jeff. I gotta get confirmation on that.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I know that somebody. I was doing some classic rock joke on stage and somebody came up to me, a comic that was opening said, hey, this would fit better in your act than mine. Give it a go. And same deal. I feel so guilty I can't do somebody else's joke. But I think that's such a great joke. What do I hate the most about Traffic? Steve Winwood. Steve and upwards of four people enjoy that joke. Come out to St. Louis. Come, guys. You can see that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Or to check in with Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. I want to know what's happening in the world.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this will make you feel old. At least some of us. Google released its 2025 frightiest. Is that the word?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. They're trying to get zeitgeist. It's fright. Geist. It's a terrible word. I blotted it out of the headline.

[Christy Lee]

Revealing the top Halloween trends for this year. Based on Google Trends, the top five costumes in 2025 are all characters.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

From the popular Netflix movie K Pop Demon Hunters.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. I wouldn't know any of them.

[Christy Lee]

Rumi, Zoe, Mira. J I N U. How do you say that in Korean? Jinu.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Jinu.

[Josh Arnold]

J I n U. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, Baby Saja. I don't know any of these people. Do you know any of these people, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No. That's the. It's. It's going to be weird that they're going to come to the door and I'm Going to go. You're dressed like.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What? What?

[Christy Lee]

A demon hunter. Just guess that and you'll be probably right on.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard that music over and over again.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't like it?

[Tom Griswold]

No. It's so fine. It's fine. The girls sing all the words. It's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

The K pop songs like BTS and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's huge.

[Christy Lee]

The top 10 also includes Chicken Jockey from Minecraft.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right.

[Christy Lee]

Laboboo. You know what Labus are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Those are.

[Chick McGee]

Go listening to alternate audio.

[Josh Arnold]

Those Boo Boo things are incredibly popular.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have the. I don't have the English in my headphones right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You put on your purse or something like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Little. You hang in your pack. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They kind of look like little elves. Demon Elvy kind of thing. Is it El Faba from Wicked?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And the Lorax. I'm familiar with the Lorax.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is the Lorax making a. I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that weird?

[Chick McGee]

Hmm.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Top five dog costumes. You interested in that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm against these, but yes.

[Chick McGee]

I like the one that looks like an ambulance. And when they howl, it sounds like the ambulance.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Do you think it's a real ambulance? I gotta say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jimmy Pardo]

And you know me, I got all these medical issues. I see a dog dressed up like that, I gotta.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

They're here for me.

[Chick McGee]

I'm excited. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Top five dog costumes are. Number one, Labubu. Again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Derpy the Tiger from K Pop Demon Hunters.

[Josh Arnold]

Derpy.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Derpy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Number three, chicken. Number four, ihop. And number five, Crypto, where people are.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Dressing up their dogs. Little IHOP restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess so Krypto's the Superman dog.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Top five makeup looks. You'll love this. One guess.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Number one makeup looks. Would it be like. Are you like Gene Simmons? Is that the. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Number one.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Number one.

[Tom Griswold]

Great guess.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Right out of the box.

[Tom Griswold]

I would never have guessed that in that. But that's kind of cool.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Who would you have gone with it? Number one for makeup.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I would never have thought that. Me. Because everything else in this list except for one I didn't know.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

None of the K Pop. All this other junk. The only one I knew other than chicken was Labubu and Crypto. I guess. But I would never thought if. Is Kiss still. That's amazing.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I'm with you. Ace has to be excited about that.

[Christy Lee]

Number two, Labubu Alien comes in at number three. Wednesday. Number four. That's very popular.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Right now, I would have thought that'd be higher than kiss in 2025.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would've thought so.

[Christy Lee]

And Bride of Frankenstein number five.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's always a cool look.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an easy one to do because you got the streak in the hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you gotta pull your hair up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta go up. You buy a wig, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. It needs some structure in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm sure they make them fine.

[Christy Lee]

Top five construct.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, five years ago, if it was a Korean costume, it would have been someone as K Jong Un or something now. And look at now, it's a. They've really turned it around.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they sure have.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's South Korea, Tom. It's not.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yes, it's different part.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not North Korea. No, they're discriminating.

[Jimmy Pardo]

We're not here in North Korean.

[Chick McGee]

Pop.

[Tom Griswold]

What would that sound like?

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

If you dress up like a North Korean, you give candy to the person, you go to house to house and give candy or rice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, top five Halloween decor items. Number one item. Gre. Who put this together? Floating candles.

[Josh Arnold]

That's huge. Now they look like the Harry Potter floating candles.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought they were floating in the water, like a floating.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're just, you know, fishing line kind of thing. And they.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Is it projected or is it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're actually physically.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, you know, I see. You don't see the, the fishing line.

[Josh Arnold]

They, they glow on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

LED or something.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I guess I fetch.

[Josh Arnold]

I. It's in my Instagram almost daily.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, I bet it's in all of ours now. Number two scarecrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jimmy Pardo]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I've got two scarecrows in my living room right now. They're small, next to the fireplace.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Keep them watch. You are festive.

[Tom Griswold]

I am f. Just for Halloween, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, I keep those up for Thanksgiving as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what do you have?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have anything outside?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I have ghosts and bats hanging on off of my offit.

[Chick McGee]

Did you look forward to that day? On today's the day I'm decorating for Halloween.

[Josh Arnold]

I enjoy September 16th.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Josh, I don't know. I know nothing about you. And I, I, I'm gonna keep. I like to keep it that way. With the exception of this question. I don't know you. Do you have roommates? Do you have a. Are you married? Is there.

[Chick McGee]

Single?

[Josh Arnold]

And I live alone.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You live alone and you still decorate like a spinster.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I love it. I'm not kidding. You thought this was going to go negative.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I enjoy having a house that looks like a woman decorated.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Jimmy Pardo]

So you do Christmas as well?

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Jimmy Pardo]

When does Halloween come down? At Christmas go up. When do you make that decision?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm pretty strict about this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And even though I love Halloween. November 1st, gone.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Thanksgiving?

[Christy Lee]

Thanksgiving comes in one of those scarecrows.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You talked about them being through Thanksgiving.

[Josh Arnold]

Those will go through Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

You put costumes on the scarecrows?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're already costumes costumed. They're traditional scarecrow garbage.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You should do is put a costume on the scarecrow.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when November 1st comes, then.

[Chick McGee]

He always thinks he's got such a better idea.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what, though?

[Jimmy Pardo]

This time I think he's right. I mean, I used to agree with you that. Stop talking.

[Chick McGee]

But yes, we've talked about it.

[Jimmy Pardo]

This time he's right. Put a little costume on those guys. Like Eddie from Iron Maiden. He puts on like a little jersey for the city he goes to when he comes out. Put a little costume on.

[Josh Arnold]

November 1st. Costume off.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Now it's Thanksgiving, scarecrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a bad idea.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I'm with Tom and I. And I will never say that again.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave. Leave the pumpkins out.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. I do. Leave the uncarved pumpkins out during November cornucopia. I don't have a horn of plenty.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Good for you. You don't need one. They're messy. You don't want that. You're a clean.

[Christy Lee]

But it makes a nice table decoration. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a sort of a silvery metal small bottle bucket with plastic pumpkins in it. Some are orange and some are buffalo checked.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Pardon?

[Christy Lee]

Buffalo checked. As in red and black or white?

[Josh Arnold]

Black and white.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I've known you for a long time and all of a sudden I have no idea who you are.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a dining room and a kitchen or do you just have the one. You have a dining room table?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a. You have a booth in your kitchen though, right?

[Josh Arnold]

The booth in the kitchen. The dining room table. The top also flips to become a Pokemon poker table.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Jimmy.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you in my mind. I'm now old enough that I no longer want to sit in the booth when I go to a restaurant. I want a table.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You want the table.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want the booth.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Why not? It's too. You're too.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm not sure why I Just don't. I do not like the booth.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I like a booth. I feel more sick. I feel more secluded. I feel like I'm more private.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Table. You're out there floating.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Sinatra sat in the booth. He never went to a table.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, no. No way.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to get shot in the back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

There's no way.

[Chick McGee]

Sinatra, do you care to. With your back toward the door. Do you. Do you care that about that or not?

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

That's big for me.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Are you in the mob? Why?

[Christy Lee]

Cannot have his back to the door. God is in the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't like making eye contact. New people coming in. Learning a lot today.

[Chick McGee]

But you feel like you owe them a hello, don't you? You, you ego.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to check in with Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Coming up, we're gonna hang out with comedian Jimmy Pardo. We've got sexy time with Ali Breen on the way today in history when we return. And I'll also remind you, Mr. Pardo, great stand up comedian and a very fine podcaster. But it's. It's stand up tonight in Cincinnati. Go bananas. One night only. Then one night at the funny bone in St. Louis. Thursday evening. Evening. And then Friday evening, the Olympic Theater, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, for some great live standup comedy during the week. It'll, it'll improve the rest of your week if you go tonight or tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now we are coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Chances to win.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, chicky.

[Chick McGee]

At the i8, Steven Singer, sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We've got a very special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we do. And as a special treat for our special guest, we're going to play him one of his favorite songs. Our guest is comedian Jimmy Pardo. And ladies and gentlemen, a little bit of Marillion. You remember this band, we were talking about Merillion a few minutes ago.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm unfamiliar.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the big hit, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Isn't that great?

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Long intro. Tom hates it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love. This is a good song we played. We played this a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Get to the lyrics. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

What, you have nothing to say?

[Chick McGee]

We got the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

How about now?

[Jimmy Pardo]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

And you have a Marillion T shirt.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I've got three Marillion T shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

Three?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Sure. I've got the misplaced childhood one. I got just the. I got the original logo, the new logo.

[Tom Griswold]

How many classic rock T shirts do you have?

[Jimmy Pardo]

More than my wife would like me to have in the house. I've got, I don't know, dig this. I put them in my drawer alphabetically.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I, I fold them and then in the. That way, that. What's that woman's name, please?

[Christy Lee]

Marie Kondo.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yes. I fold my shirts the way she recommends.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you got, ACDC there when.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You open it, I believe Alba comes up first.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. I was going to say ocdc.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Hey, that's hurtful to me and my neuroses.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing.

[Jimmy Pardo]

And I start. Yeah, start that. I go this way. Then the other day, one was out of place and now you got rattled.

[Josh Arnold]

What is Bad Finger doing after Def Leppard?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I think my wife. I think maybe one of my shirts got it with her laundry. We do Separate laundries. And I think one got in and she kindly folded it and put it away. But she doesn't know. She knows I'm nuts. I don't think she knows I'm alphabetized my shirt nuts. Until now. She doesn't listen. What am I talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's a new level of nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

But.

[Jimmy Pardo]

But then I think it makes sense, doesn't it? You know where they're at?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, where's my Thompson twins?

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

The tease.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you put them on hangers then so you can just look?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Because then you get those little nibby dobs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's right.

[Jimmy Pardo]

On the. On the. Near the shoulder.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, off the air, you guys were talking about the band. Talked about Talk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And that they have a song called Talk Talk.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All you do to me is stalk talk.

[Tom Griswold]

I. One of the most famous ones where the band is the same as the song.

[Jimmy Pardo]

What's your favorite?

[Tom Griswold]

A Bad Company by Bad Company.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that this counts. My favorite would be. If you're going to allow it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Big Country.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I don't know if I allowed.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't think it should be allowed, but I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the Monkeys theme? Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I think that's a theme song. I don't think that's. No, I think Bad Company. Night Ranger has one. Night Ranger. Night Ranger Talk. Iron Maiden's got one.

[Tom Griswold]

Black Sabbath has a song called Black Sam.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Bo Diddley.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Isn't that just called Bo Diddley?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, yeah. In any event, it's time to move on. Oh, Jimmy parlor.

[Chick McGee]

I guess we put a nice.

[Pat Godwin]

We just started here.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't think of any anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your most obscure rock or musical T shirt, do you think? Oh, you like Saga?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I do have a Saga shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I've got a Saga. World Departure. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, boy. So I guess that'd be the. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I. Maybe I. I would say Marillion gets the most of Caga. At least like that on the loose. Got a lot of mtv.

[Pat Godwin]

Zeger and Evans. You got Zeg in heavens.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Yeah, you wouldn't. Born.

[Chick McGee]

What about the year 25?

[Josh Arnold]

25. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Buckner and Garcia.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I got Pac man fever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I do not.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, did you purchase all these. All these T shirts? While at these now classic rock concerts.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Most of them are from Tea Public or someplace.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta look. I need to get some of these, like. Jump in the saddle. Is that three Huges Curly Shuffle guys. But no, just Jump in the saddle.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

No mention of your Shuffle.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You don't want to do that. I'm walking you through that.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have any shirts that you bought at a concert?

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Jimmy Pardo]

From the 70s and 80s. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think your oldest concert shirt would be?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh, it's got to be Chicago from 81.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I have Chicago when I bought it originally at Chicago Fest in 1981.

[Christy Lee]

You could probably sell that for a lot of money.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, it doesn't fit. It just really takes up places in the seas in my drawer. See?

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, but do I want to sell it? It's part. I mean, the answer is yes. I got to get rid of these things. But no.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen the quilts people make?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those are cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Are they hardly the kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of think they are.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Okay, you got. You know what? I'm not going to lie. The two of you just talked me into it because I thought it was kind of sad and pathetic.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's cool.

[Jimmy Pardo]

But now I. All right. I'm on board.

[Christy Lee]

You can take all those shirts and then line them into one piece.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't.

[Jimmy Pardo]

They don't. Integrity of the 81 shirt does not fit. 2025, Jimmy.

[Chick McGee]

This is what you people do, though.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody comes in here and they give you. Here's what I. And then you try to make it better. And he's fine the way he is. Don't try to make a quilt.

[Tom Griswold]

He was going to throw him away. Don't throw him away.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Throwing him away.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody said throw him away.

[Tom Griswold]

Say that.

[Jimmy Pardo]

That was never on the table.

[Chick McGee]

You hear voices that no one else does. You need to.

[Tom Griswold]

He said I got to get rid of him.

[Chick McGee]

He just said that.

[Josh Arnold]

He plainly said he was going to throw them in the yard and light them on fire.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Fairness.

[Tom Griswold]

That is what I said now.

[Josh Arnold]

So maybe you're not showing things now.

[Chick McGee]

What's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the. The first shirt obviously begins with an A. It is what Aerosmith.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I would say Abba is the first shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, and then what's the last one? Do you have a zebra?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I don't have a zebra shirt. But who's behind the door?

[Chick McGee]

God.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I would say the last would be to use DW.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, why? For yes.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Probably a yes. 90210 shirt. Oh, there's a Wham in there.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have an In Malmsteen.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I don't Debbie in the M's, though.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a zz.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you do. You don't.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I don't have a ZZ Top. I'm not a. I'm not a huge ZZ Top guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, wait a minute. Ying vay. Why would he be in the Big guy last name?

[Josh Arnold]

He's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You do last name first for the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. That's how you.

[Jimmy Pardo]

How do you advertise you not. Tom Jones is in the Jays, my man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he is right. He's right.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Nope, you alphabetize my first name. When you. When you do your albums, you put the. You would put the Tom Jones in the T's, not the J's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because it's a title.

[Christy Lee]

He is not a title. That's a name.

[Jimmy Pardo]

He's an author.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's. He's a person.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jimmy Pardo]

What. What record stores do you shop at? You. You go run record stores and everything's wrong in here. Barry Manilows in the M's. The whole section over changes. What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Why isn't Barry in the Bees? What are you doing?

[Jimmy Pardo]

What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

So the Allman Brothers would be in the A's, right?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, that's abandoned.

[Tom Griswold]

But Greg Allman would be in the A's.

[Jimmy Pardo]

He's also in the A's, not in the G's.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. But for you it would be in the G's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's amazing.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Jeffrey is in the G. Real mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have one of those T shirts?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I do not have a Jeffrey. A T shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be. That'd be. Next time we go home, try to find what is. There's probably some observe when you've really forgotten that you've never worn as well as the tag on it again.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I. I gotta go to Marillion or Saga as being the top two most.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are both great.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I mean, I don't know everybody else's.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a Weedus T shirt.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I don't know who that is.

[Josh Arnold]

They did the song Teenage Dirtbag Bag came out in the 90s and you.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Bought their shirt at the show.

[Josh Arnold]

At the show.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You got wrapped up in the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I love Wheatus. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they spell it?

[Josh Arnold]

W H E A T U S. Wheatus. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And here's Teenage Dirt Bag right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys remember this one at all?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I like it.

[Jimmy Pardo]

How'd you have that ready?

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Jimmy Pardo]

For Jesus doing this.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this radio plane?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Got me.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Is it fun not knowing F Word?

[Tom Griswold]

F word.

[Chick McGee]

Mother.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a dream about her. She rings my bell. I got gym class in half an hour. She rocks in cats and tube socks. I love this song. And the chorus is coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Sounds kind of like Stacy's mom.

[Josh Arnold]

It was around the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Like that. Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I just googled a picture of you were talking about. Jesus Christ. Super. I just googled a picture of Ted Neely. He's wearing a Jimmy Pardo T shirt.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Isn't that nice?

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Jimmy Pardo. Are you selling T shirts tonight? Sure.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's a go Banana Cincinnati tonight only. Then it's the funny bone in St. Louis, Thursday night only. And then Friday evening, the Olympic Theater in Cedar Rapids with Jimmy Paro. Coming up, Sexy time.

[Christy Lee]

You wear Jimmy Pardo T shirt on stage.

[Tom Griswold]

No. With Ali Breen. These are the auto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Announcer/Producer]

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[Tom Griswold]

How to have hope.

[Chick McGee]

Me. Hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the Or Riley Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

At the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, it's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a special guest joining us in the studio, comedian Jimmy Pardo.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Jimmy Pardo is on his way to Cincinnati, Ohio's Go Bananas this evening. One show only. And then the funny bone in St. Louis Thursday evening. And then the Olympic Theater in Cedar Rapids on Friday. That's it.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the tour.

[Chick McGee]

If you want to sound cool, you call it the bone in St. Louis.

[Josh Arnold]

That is what we called it.

[Jimmy Pardo]

We're in the Bone, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

You going to the Bone tonight? Yeah, man. I'll do the open mic and then.

[Chick McGee]

I'm doing the Bone.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We. We really did call it.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you did. Yeah. How could you not.

[Tom Griswold]

The bone?

[Josh Arnold]

You on the road this weekend? No. Working the bone here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You were working the bone earlier in the show. We had the sound.

[Chick McGee]

Another word for playing with my. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Working the bone.

[Jimmy Pardo]

That's what shirt for trombone.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's. Let's check a little bit of history, shall we?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. A son of a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

Like history. Jimmy part.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I love it. You learn, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

15, 15. The ides of October have never. You never hear those, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I think it works. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1816.

[Chick McGee]

Lincoln, Lincoln. Lincoln wrestled his vice president. You're going to get two vice presidents and the one that could pin Lincoln.

[Tom Griswold]

Got to run with him. Grace. Grace Beadle. B E D E, L L. Maybe it's Bedell. I don't know. Grace Beetle did what you.

[Jimmy Pardo]

1860 Grace Beetle.

[Christy Lee]

Not to be confused with the 1960.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe this will.

[Josh Arnold]

This will help.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this qualify.

[Chick McGee]

Does this qualify as a Beatles mention?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

11 year old Grace did what?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, I know this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you do?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

She wrote a letter to Abraham Lincoln.

[Chick McGee]

No, she kissed Tad, Abe Lincoln's son.

[Tom Griswold]

On the mouth and said, may I.

[Josh Arnold]

Please French your son?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, of course, that's the famous letter about Abraham Lincoln.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't it about his beard?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. She urged him to grow a beard.

[Jimmy Pardo]

He went, I'll do that.

[Josh Arnold]

If you believe. Daniel Day Lewis is betrayed.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, Daniel Day Lewis from the Abraham Lincoln movie, the President of the United States. Thank you. Thank you very much. He won an Academy Award for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be cool if we could get contemporary presidents to grow like a handlebar mustache?

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I mean any. Anyone Maybe a Bush?

[Chick McGee]

Or what about sideburns like you, the big bushy sideburns.

[Jimmy Pardo]

A president.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, even if Trump had a big handlebar stache like a biker.

[Christy Lee]

He looks like a guy that doesn't have much facial hair. He couldn't grow much.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right, a Fu Manchu.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like a big Fu Manchu. Could Obama grow one, do you think? He doesn't look like he has much facial hair.

[Josh Arnold]

What does he do these days? Does Obama stubble it up or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Biden. I don't know who has enough beard there to.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, that mustache. You know, most men smoke, but fu, men chew.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Hi, Jimmy. How are you? I could feel him inside.

[Jimmy Pardo]

How you doing, dagger face?

[Chick McGee]

You guys remember what he was doing? I gave you the ice.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if he was a senator or a congressman or. Mike Huckabee. Yes, he grew a big beard. Yeah, Some commercial and he was. He had a big beard, but a letterman beard, not that big.

[Tom Griswold]

A big stash would be really odd. I don't know if any of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a nice Teddy Roosevelt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that was a good stash. A bold was be a bold move. I'm sorry. Let's get Back to today in history. I Love Lucy debuted in what year? Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's longer ago than you think.

[Christy Lee]

54.

[Tom Griswold]

Close 51 was my guess.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I didn't say it out loud. I didn't say. I wasn't asked.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here's one for Jimmy Pardo. Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah. Why couldn't that one.

[Tom Griswold]

1980.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll get this.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Kansas City Royals. Someone was forced out of the World Series because of hemorrhoids.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Hemorrhoids from the Royals. That George Brett was George Brett.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, exactly right.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Little anal trouble.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Then he put the pine tower on the bat. That seemed to clean them right up.

[Chick McGee]

Why couldn't they come up with anything else? You remember the pine tar? Pine tar incident? He had too much pine tar in his bath.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They disallowed a home.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Back to Utah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think they would have made something up though? You're right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Like an ulcer or something.

[Chick McGee]

Anything.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. God forbid George Brett should pass away. Remember? That'll be the first line of his obituary.

[Chick McGee]

Famously. Bob Greasy's son. Brian Greasy's quarterback of the Broncos. And he was out for a couple weeks because he tripped over his dog walking down the stairs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And why would they put that out?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Paul McCartney and Wings released the great album Band in the Run. And this date in 73.

[Chick McGee]

Name all the people on the COVID Go ahead.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I can name one. James Coburn.

[Chick McGee]

Lloyd Haynes, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell are those guys doing on the COVID.

[Tom Griswold]

They were shooting a movie. And that was filmed in. Somewhere in Africa. They were. They were recording at a studio. Studio, was it? Where were they? Kenya. I forget.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if that's the case.

[Josh Arnold]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, it's true. Those guys were filming a movie nearby.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Lloyd Haynes was doing a movie. How did you get out of room 222 to go end up on Here's a Fun Fact?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Fungi Proto fact. I'm not a huge beetle or Paul McCartney fan, but band of the Run is in my top five songs of all time.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Love it. Love that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's another easy one.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Fun fact.

[Tom Griswold]

Another easy, easy, easy Fun fact for Mr. Jimmy Pardo, comedian, 1920. Happy birthday. Mario Puzo.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Sure. He wrote the Godfather.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you Not Very good.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Now where would you put that? On the bookshelf. Alphabetically. Mario Puzo. See the ends of the P's.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You have a bookshelf.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. We'll go with the P. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. He also wrote the Christopher Reeve Superman.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he did write. He had something to do with that screenplay.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. This is. These are all getting too depressing. Emeril Lagasse. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Bam Guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Celebrity chef, born in 59. Oh, I love this guy. Dominic West. Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

I'm older than Emeril.

[Jimmy Pardo]

He's from the Wire, right?

[Tom Griswold]

The Wire, yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Great actor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he was in the Crown. He was, yeah, he's great.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in the Affair.

[Chick McGee]

There's a miniseries called the Hour.

[Jimmy Pardo]

He's only in TV shows that have the. And one word. Yeah, that's right. If it's out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Wire, the Crown, the Affair, the Hour. The Hour and you. All those get alphabetized under T. Sure. Very, very confusing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna strangle.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Friedrich Nietzsche.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I've never. I've never dabbled.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun guy. I believe he's. Isn't he the Is God dead guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've never.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody a niche. They don't say Nietzsche, they give it the niche.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the you. The bone. I'm playing. I'm going to read the niche after I go to the bone.

[Chick McGee]

Is Nietzsche on tour? Is he just hanging out with a bone?

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite comedians, Larry Miller.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine too.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in this state in 1953. Is he retired?

[Josh Arnold]

Essentially, yeah. He'll still show up in a little role here and there.

[Tom Griswold]

Has the classic bit. Five phases of drink.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Brilliant.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd recognize levels.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly you would know they were level one.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just trying to give them credit where credit is due. I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Phases.

[Josh Arnold]

I gave him the proper credit levels.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome. Coming up, it's going to be Sexy Time with Ali Breen. But first, what's the best way to listen to sexy Time?

[Chick McGee]

Raycon Everyday earbuds. That's right, the everyday classic earbuds from raycon. They're now 20% off. Perfect time to get your hands on these. Reliable, super comfy, easy to take anywhere Raycon earbuds. You'll see why they've been a fan favorite ever since day one. They're loaded with upgrades now too. Active noise cancell, multi point connectivity. You compare two devices at once and an ergonomic fit that means comfortable I guess actually stays put because they are comfy no matter what you're doing. And Raycons come in all the colors. Plus Raycon has this and I'm not sure how it does it, a quick charge, 10 minutes on the charger. You get 90 minutes of playtime with Raycons. And it has a 32 hour battery life. Plus the awareness mode. That's perfect when you're out walking the dog or running errands. Plus Plus Raycon, popular with 3 million customers already love them and they come with a 30 day happiness guarantee. So go right now to buyraycon.com Tom and get 20% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic. That's 20% [e-mail] Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up, it'll be Sexy time with Allie Breen and our special guest, Jimmy Pardo. By the way, Jimmy Pardo tonight, go bananas. And then tomorrow evening, Thursday evening, it'll be the funny bone in St. Louis. The bone in St. Louis.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Friday, the Olympic in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Tighten it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The Olympia. The Olympic doing the pick. Yeah. Okay. Very good. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Halsman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee. And Tom, we still have a special guest and we also are going to talk with Ally. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

We have comedian Jimmy Pardo sitting in with us right now. Jimmy Pardo is also a fine podcaster and a true student of classic rock and perhaps owns more classic rock T shirts than any American male. This is quite impressive, but right now we're gonna hook up with the lovely Ali Breen on the phone today. Ally, can you hear me?

[Ali Breen]

I can. Can you guys hear me?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. Oh, that's great. And you can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform. And the way this show works, I'll explain it to our guest, Jimmy Pardo. Ali Breen. People write her letters.

[Chick McGee]

Real people actually ask for our advice with their relations, relationship. They ask you, us, us, all of the group, because we, we know about relationships. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

We have enough of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In the realm of, of adult relationships and the heterosexual realm for the most part. What have we got, Ally? Let's get our first letter out there.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I've been divorced for two years and we have two kids. I have full custody, so I'm the strict Slash bad parent. And then when they go out every other weekend with their dad and every other weekend and on vacations with their dad, he's the cool parent. He lets them do pretty much anything. And he now has a new girlfriend that they love, too. And I have to hear about it all the time. I think they're actually doing the kids a disservice by letting them run wild. But it sounds like I'm jealous and petty. If I say something, what would you guys do?

[Tom Griswold]

This is classic.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta keep your mouth shut.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a standard situation.

[Christy Lee]

But you just.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't speak to this from experience, but I have friends that have had this exact same scenario. And what they found was that as the kids got older, they really learned to appreciate the strictness, structure, discipline, stability, offer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And it is in these cases, it was of the mom.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's very important that when you refer to his new girlfriend, you call her the.

[Josh Arnold]

That. That's not the.

[Tom Griswold]

Not that. Yeah, specifically.

[Christy Lee]

Always take the high road.

[Josh Arnold]

So maybe do take the high road here and just know that they will.

[Christy Lee]

They'll figure it out on their own.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that.

[Chick McGee]

That's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

You grow up and you realize the cool parents were actually the bad parents. Letting us do what, like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Thought it was cool.

[Christy Lee]

And they bought us alcohol at 16.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently that was not okay. Okay, let's move on. Our next letter. Allie, what do you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my wife's best friend is getting married, and the other day she sent me a text that was obviously meant for her, saying, have you really thought about this? Because marriage kind of sucks. She said that she was actually pretty much kidding, but I've heard her say a few other things that were not so complimentary. And I really don't know what to do about this. How worried should I be?

[Josh Arnold]

I apologize. I'm confused. I didn't know who the relate who was texting who.

[Ali Breen]

So the girl was meaning to text her best friend who's getting married, but she texted her husband and said, marriage kind of sucks.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sure you want to do this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So the husband's going, oh, geez.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you got to get out of it. Jimmy's in the room.

[Jimmy Pardo]

See you later.

[Josh Arnold]

Saying, light the match.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, blow it all up.

[Chick McGee]

Get out. Burn that bridge.

[Tom Griswold]

But she's claiming that it was a joke.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, well, there's probably.

[Josh Arnold]

It probably was, but there may be some truth. She's probably a little bit of truth in there.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, maybe if she's repeated it a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

This guy sounds like an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any more issues?

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Poor guy.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Of course that's the joke. He didn't do anything wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you be insulted that it was the joke? Really, if it was meant as a joke, it was a poor attempt. And you'd be more insulted comedically than you would.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's the worst setup I've ever heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there is no setup. Contextualize it for the comedy.

[Chick McGee]

Say what you mean.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, let's move on. Once again, our guest is Ally Breen. And do you want to.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

With a sexy template. What have we got?

[Ali Breen]

Okay. Dear ally, I am 52. I've been divorced for 10 years, and I ran into one of my daughter's friends the other day at the supermarket.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

The answer is go for.

[Jimmy Pardo]

The answer is no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is rad.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, your. My answer is, you magnificent bastard.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, we did interrupt, right?

[Christy Lee]

We haven't heard the whole story.

[Ali Breen]

I think she was flirting with me, and she hasn't talked to my daughter in years and years. But she did used to be at our house all the time when she was young. She's 24 years old. Can I ask her out, or is that creepy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's creepy.

[Christy Lee]

She's 52. She's 24.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Creepy.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, you want to take this?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You say no.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's weird. That's a little different than she's still.

[Christy Lee]

Too young and still annoying. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's not. He's not going to care about that.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, Jessica, that's the least of our problems.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a cute opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Go tell it to his zipper. Okay.

[Jimmy Pardo]

No, the fact that he. She used to come over as a kid at the house.

[Chick McGee]

That's the creepy little bumpy.

[Josh Arnold]

Think about your daughter in this case. And.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and she's not going to be happy. No matter.

[Josh Arnold]

No matter exact.

[Jimmy Pardo]

No matter how strange daughter's gonna be.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe fix up your daughter with a guy from the last letter. He needs a new.

[Jimmy Pardo]

That guy's out.

[Tom Griswold]

He needs somebody new.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, he needs somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it's time to move on. Ellie, what's our next.

[Ali Breen]

Also, well, guys think that a girl just being nice to them is flirty, too. She probably was genuinely excited to see him because it's been a while. But that's not necessarily flirty.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, she was into me. No, she said hello.

[Josh Arnold]

We've been known to make that mistake.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, women should know everything you say to a man is considered flirting.

[Jimmy Pardo]

We're dumb.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And women go the other way. They. Man, that guy was really flirting with you. What? No, he wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

That'S so true. Okay. Dear Allie, me and my boyfriend have gotten really into toys in the bedroom and it's starting to get a little. Sex. Dungeony.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? Like Transformers, Stuff like that. Hot Wheels.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Specific.

[Tom Griswold]

He's trying to get a little. What?

[Christy Lee]

Sexy.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dungeony.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

He brought in nipple clamps and needles the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

Needles?

[Ali Breen]

Am I just. Yeah. I don't even understand. Am I going to need a safe word?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

And it hasn't gotten there yet, but it looks like it's going in that direction. How can I stop this?

[Christy Lee]

What the hell do you use the needles for? Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

We were just. Maybe this was only me. I'm trying. Within the last four days what we were talking about. And it may have been off the air. Somebody who's into needle play.

[Jimmy Pardo]

But what is it? Is it like acupuncture? Like what do you. I'm not getting. What do you.

[Josh Arnold]

I had so many questions.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like you actually do get poked.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You hairpin. The penis.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about that.

[Christy Lee]

Or the nipples.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

So probably.

[Josh Arnold]

I forget who I was talking. But anyway. Because I was baffled by it and.

[Tom Griswold]

You'Re not used to having a small prick in the bedroom.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right. I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard of.

[Josh Arnold]

I would absolutely establish a safe word here. You use it.

[Tom Griswold]

I would move to a different state.

[Josh Arnold]

She likes it to a certain level.

[Chick McGee]

It's surprisingly easy to change your name.

[Josh Arnold]

She likes it to a certain level. So you gotta. You know, you want them to be able to do that. But establish. And as soon as you're the slightest bit uncomfortable, say something.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Although it is Halloween, so maybe you could take the kids trick or treating through the dungeon for a laugh. Look at the big sword. Oh. And that's a vibrator. Oh. Let's move over here. Yeah, That's. The whole dungeon thing freaks me out.

[Ali Breen]

I think that Andrew Cuomo has missed nipple clams. Didn't he get caught?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I believe he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

With a T shirt on. And people could see his nipple. Nipple clamps through it or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I love stuff like that. Just when they just can't help but let their freak flex your Anthony Wieners.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even know. We'll probably get some emails Establishing what I'm gonna.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna look at.

[Josh Arnold]

The safe word is needle play is the best way to.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Do you have a recommendation for the word, Josh? What. What would the safe word be?

[Josh Arnold]

Salami.

[Chick McGee]

Salam. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because otherwise you're not. Not. You're not going to say that typically in the.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You might. You might say, give me the big salami. You might, right? You might.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Maybe we don't go with deli meats.

[Josh Arnold]

How about nonchalant?

[Chick McGee]

Nonchalant Seems like that's too many syllables.

[Tom Griswold]

That could be role playing.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You need a one word suture.

[Josh Arnold]

How about Donna. Michi.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, yeah, let's bring in down to.

[Chick McGee]

Michi on this one syllable, ideally for a safe word.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Ali Breen]

I would just yell out your ex boyfriend's name. That'd be a good thing.

[Josh Arnold]

That puts everything to rest.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, that'll end it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Needle play is also commonly referred to as play. Piercing or recreational acupuncture involves using needles, sharpened bones, or other similar tools to pierce one's skin or that of a sexual partner.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Ben, Josh, you played bass and sharpened bones for a little while, didn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit, yep. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That was a great band.

[Josh Arnold]

Why you get out?

[Jimmy Pardo]

I know, right? Too soon?

[Josh Arnold]

I got out. And then they changed their names to Sound Garden. Do you believe that?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

What are the odds?

[Tom Griswold]

This sounds like it's going to result in some kind of disease.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, what would you do if you. You were on a date and you got back to her place and she goes, and things were, you know, progressing, and then she went, oh, just a second. I need to get the sharpened bones.

[Tom Griswold]

I again. Talk to Mr. Zipper and we'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

Talk to Mr. Zipper?

[Tom Griswold]

If that isn't the name of a sex toy. Ali, thank you very much. By the way, you can reach Ali Breen. A L L I B R E E N. She's also on Only fans at Ali B A L L I B. And once again, on your favorite social media platform. And you write her with your love troubles. We'll try to fix them. We've done a great job so far. What's next? Allie?

[Ali Breen]

We're killing it. Okay. Dear Allie, my girlfriend smells down there. And I don't mean like a lack of hygiene. It's her natural smell. It actually makes me gag. I don't know if I can ask her to not do certain acts or is there some other way to remedy this? Any advice here?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you need one of those things that Godwin has. What's that? Called P.A.T. the CPAP.

[Pat Godwin]

The CPAP for Sleep Apart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How does that help?

[Tom Griswold]

Fresh oxygen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that cover your tongue? That thing?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's surprisingly easy to change your name, so why don't you just go ahead and do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't comedian Rob Haney have some advice for this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a poem.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Roses are red, violets are blue.

[Josh Arnold]

You're real sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Sorry. Rob. You're real sweet.

[Chick McGee]

That's the part I couldn't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I, I don't know. You'd have maybe talk to a qualified physician.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe there's something she could eat. Or is there something.

[Tom Griswold]

Is, is having a, a foul aroma? Is that some kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe she needs a beef injection.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a logical idea. Ask a female gynecologist.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Because there could be a ph imbalance or something going on that would cause that.

[Tom Griswold]

You got me.

[Christy Lee]

Could she put vanilla?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a hard one there. Wait a minute. Hang on. The voice of reason. What you say, could she put some vanilla extract down there or something to kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

You can put vanilla extract on a.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Pile of dog crap and it might help.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. In my refrigerator I put those boxes of baking soda. Maybe she should sprinkle some almond. This, this calls for a doctor. Not the idiots. Seven.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Seven morons.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the seven morons. Morons in this room I'm staying out of at 6.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't counting you.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace is part of the group. We have time for at least one more. Ali. Go ahead.

[Ali Breen]

Ally. My friend's husband flirts with everyone all the time and she thinks it's just kind of cute and fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Actually made a pass at me and I knew it was coming. I turned him down, obviously. And I know he expects that. I'm not going to say anything. I don't want to hurt her, but I want her to know she's with a bad guy guy. Do I tell her or just let her figure it out? Which I guess eventually will happen.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Christy Lee]

You can't tell.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you're willing to lose her friendship, you should tell her. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yes, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz she won't believe.

[Ali Breen]

She's going to believe him now.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Now, Aly, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking what you should do is bang the guy and then, and then say wow. Record it. Show her the video.

[Chick McGee]

Take pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

See? Look what he's doing.

[Josh Arnold]

What a jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

What a terrible guy.

[Chick McGee]

What an awful person.

[Christy Lee]

I just let show you Yeah. I want to prove it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You gonna stay with him?

[Chick McGee]

What he's doing to me, I've never gotten anyone to do that. He jumped right in.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we have time. Let's do one more letter. Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend has a dad who's kind of creepy. He always says inappropriate, appropriate things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he does.

[Ali Breen]

My boyfriend just laughs them off. The other day we went over there and we had been out tanning and he said. And mom said we looked really tan. And his dad looked at me and said, but it's the non tan parts that are the funnest. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Damn right.

[Ali Breen]

It is so creepy.

[Chick McGee]

He's a rascal.

[Ali Breen]

It's so uncomfortable and no one else seems to care. Am I overreacting?

[Jimmy Pardo]

No, not at all. No.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's inappropriate.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, he is, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Facts are facts, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's start.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Let's not dismiss the fact.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. But yeah, that's creepy.

[Christy Lee]

His family's just ignoring him because they want it to go away. And if they don't, you know, acknowledge.

[Tom Griswold]

It, then you don't have to address it.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, it's like the drunk uncle running his mouth about politics. Just let it happen.

[Announcer/Producer]

It'll go away.

[Tom Griswold]

And as much as I do enjoy tan lines, you might want to talk to once again a qualified physician about going to a tan tanning bed on a regular basis.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what he got out of this. Some health.

[Christy Lee]

Say anything about tanning beds?

[Chick McGee]

She said you have any pigment in your skin at all?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Mohs surgery. Because you fell asleep in a tanning bed 40 years ago. Oh, sorry. We like to help.

[Ali Breen]

Just go right to the SPF situation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you guys had that allied. Have you experienced the inappropriate dad or brother or uncle?

[Christy Lee]

What do you got? Occasionally where they do that, they're making.

[Tom Griswold]

Eye contact, talking to you, and then.

[Christy Lee]

They do the quick look down and.

[Tom Griswold]

Look back up at you.

[Christy Lee]

Like to check out your chest.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's flesh and bone. What are you gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw you.

[Ali Breen]

That's always creepy. Yeah, I still know how to hide that. The eye dart where they check out your body while they're talking to you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And our culture needs to develop something to replace the stick on name tag at events where you walk up to someone and.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, you.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to. We men are developing this real quick look down so you don't. That doesn't appear that you're checking out their chest.

[Jimmy Pardo]

What do you want?

[Chick McGee]

Headbands?

[Jimmy Pardo]

What do you said the other day?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have an Idea for a chip. Everyone would wear a chip.

[Jimmy Pardo]

A chip.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I thought you'd have a thing in your ear as you walked up. It would say, this is Mr. Jimmy Part.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

He has one son who did. Then it would give you all the information that you need to know.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Jimmy, How's Oliver doing?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You look like a genius. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't have to look anywhere.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I'm in on chips.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very good, Allie. It's always a great pleasure. Are you working this weekend in the city?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Ali Breen]

I'll be back in the city at the Comic Strip, Upper east side.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We can't see you today. Are you home?

[Ali Breen]

No, I'm in Florida, which is why my Internet's out. And the reception is so bad. Everyone's waiting for Starlink because the Internet's so shoddy. And then the reception is kind of farmy where I am in Florida. So it's. Yeah, it's a nightmare when the Internet goes out.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I think you sound great. Yeah, I'm not being sarcastic. It sounds horrible. She's an echoey water cooler.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Allie. It's always a great pleasure.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus, you guys all looked at me like.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Why is he analyzing that?

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Announcer/Producer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Jessica Alsman. Hey, Josh Arnold. Hi there. Ace Cosby. And our air conditioner is kicked on again every day. This time I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. I don't know what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the future of the world. It's pretty soon the government will be controlling your air conditioner.

[Chick McGee]

The government. Government. I like that. Yeah, government. Tom, we have a special guest too. The one, the only.

[Tom Griswold]

He is a special guy. I, I, he's a special guy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a special guy.

[Jimmy Pardo]

What an uncomfortable way to say that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

We got a special guy here.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, if he, if you could be made uncomfortable, Tom is the one making you uncomfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just gonna say, you know how great, like, live music is.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It's same thing with comedy. Great live comedy. This guy right here, Jimmy Parlor is the man. If you go see him, you're gonna there. I can't, I'm, it's hard to make a compliment sound sincere, but this is a sincere. One of my favorites is stand up comedian Jimmy Pardo. He's here in the studio.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I am freezing all of a sudden. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Every day it's, it's every day it happens.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I'm also going to say this. I've never used a, a fidget spitter in my life.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jimmy Pardo]

And I never understood the appeal of them. I can't stop playing with this thing. I, I think it's it's fascinating and I love every second of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, I agree with you, man.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Your thoughts on the vision is better. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a fan and Chick McGee buys the fin.

[Jimmy Pardo]

This is the top. These are the top of the line.

[Chick McGee]

You can make this baby spin for nine minutes. Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

What would happen, I'm very serious. There's three of them here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

What would happen if you show up tomorrow and the red one was missing? Would you be upset or would you go, you know what? He's a special guy. Give him a special gift.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I would smile and I would say, Jimmy's getting some enjoyment.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. So don't take the red one because it was broken. Take a, take that.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You recommend the gold?

[Chick McGee]

I, I recommend the gold.

[Christy Lee]

Gold.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Spend up belly.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yes, I have a shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

You have been a, a longtime non drinker.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

26 years.

[Tom Griswold]

And do you think that you have a so called addictive personality? Are you going to get one of these fidget spinners and never be without one? Yeah.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I just got a gold one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you, did you substitute something else for drinking? Do you remember was there like, I think, being annoying.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I think that's what I, that's what's filling the gap.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it is. It's great.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I don't know. I, I don't know. My wife will tell you that I have addictive personality.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I, I, I, I'm all in. If I, if I'm doing something, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

All in on the T shirt that you got more. We found out more classic T shirts.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I'm kind of like a, you know, like a recluse where I just a homebody where I buy things so that stuff shows up at the house. I think it's that. What do you, what are those people called?

[Chick McGee]

Special guy.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, that's it.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Christy Lee]

Amazon shoppers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but it's, but like hoarders is that kind of.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You're not a hoarder. There's a word for it. Like, okay, a person that just, just, I shut it there. I'm a shut it.

[Chick McGee]

Agoraphobic.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, but I'm not. I go out in the world, but I, I don't like getting mail.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're, when you're out in the world. Yes. I made this observation. It may be idiotic. I thought of this.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

When I came back from my summer vacation, I was looking forward to seeing my dogs and to seeing which packages had arrived.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going, I wonder If I wonder if those spoons I ordered.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. I don't want to be.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Wonder if there's spoons you don't like.

[Christy Lee]

Spoons.

[Chick McGee]

Spoons. Are you anti spoon?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you the fork, fork and the yogurt guy?

[Josh Arnold]

I am. No, I'm pure spork. No forks, no spoons. I'm out.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You're all spork.

[Josh Arnold]

They solved the two utensil problem.

[Jimmy Pardo]

KFC solved it.

[Chick McGee]

That makes a stainless steel spork. You know, I.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Where do they do that? Wide web.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I own one. I was gifted a stainless.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't approve.

[Josh Arnold]

There it is.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You don't like the sport?

[Tom Griswold]

Hate them.

[Jimmy Pardo]

What are you made at the Spork for? It's perfection.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's like those words where they combine two things that Portman two. Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

I love those two.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate those.

[Josh Arnold]

Infotainment.

[Tom Griswold]

Hate infotainment.

[Jimmy Pardo]

You're not wrong.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about the word showgram?

[Tom Griswold]

Hate.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of show and program, it's show.

[Josh Arnold]

What about dramedy?

[Chick McGee]

Awful dramedy.

[Tom Griswold]

Even worse, because I know what I'm about to see is going to stink. I don't even like rom com.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Jimmy Pardo was our guest. Did I point out that Jimmy's on stage tonight? Yeah. Cincinnati, Ohio, at Go Bananas Thursday night. It's the Bone, as the insiders call it.

[Chick McGee]

Atta boy.

[Tom Griswold]

The funny bone in St. Louis, Missouri. That's your old club, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. Boy, I blew the roof off that place many times.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a bona. Bona fide alum of the Bone.

[Chick McGee]

You could. You think you could be a server at the Bone? No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a server at a comedy club is tough work. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't drop the checks during my bit about buckets. You.

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing. I mean, I don't even have my.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Bucket Bit is great, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Buckets. Have you heard us? He's updated the bucket bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God, it couldn't get any better.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Jimmy and I think, you know, those servers are so busy, I don't even have time to tip them. I mean, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight since Teddy. What was I gonna say? Oh, Friday, it's the Olymp and Cedar Raps. And then also the podcast Never not.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Funny, almost 20 years running.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Jimmy Pardo]

19 years.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to have one of the. You'll. You were early in there.

[Chick McGee]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to have one of the records.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, if you go to that platinum level is what I do. Never.

[Josh Arnold]

Not fun.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Thank you get some perks over there.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you picking up a lot of those Marin scraps?

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Obama.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, I'll get Obama. You know your other presidents that are willing to go on a podcast?

[Tom Griswold]

Clinton.

[Jimmy Pardo]

I'll talk to Bill Clinton.

[Tom Griswold]

Bush. I think we had. We were supposed to talk with. We talked with Hillary once.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Did you really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we talked with Obama.

[Josh Arnold]

By all accounts, Hillary is hilarious.

[Jimmy Pardo]

She's very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. People said she.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I think. I think Hillary thinks she's fine.

[Jimmy Pardo]

Really? I think. No, I think she actually has a sense of humor.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who they said was the funniest?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Who's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Was Al Gore.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That seems very likely.

[Jimmy Pardo]

There's no evidence of that.

[Chick McGee]

You know who. Who I heard was the funniest president?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Who's that?

[Chick McGee]

Harry Truman. Oh, hilarious.

[Jimmy Pardo]

He likes that piano right up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's like, you see?

[Jimmy Pardo]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

He was the Victor Borga of American president. Good pull.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Hiroshima. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The. The elder George Bush loved dirty jokes and fancy socks. Look it up.

[Pat Godwin]

Al Gore's Harvard roommate was Bobby Subberby, the comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

His other roommate was the Jones, Tommy Lee Jones.

[Chick McGee]

What you just heard is how to bring a conversation to a screeching hall.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Jimmy Cardo. Thank you so much, sir. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Jimmy Pardo]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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