The BOB & TOM Show - October 16, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – October 16, 2025

Host: The BOB & TOM Show
Date: October 16, 2025
Studios: O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios

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Overview

Today's episode is a classic BOB & TOM Show blend of irreverent comedy, freewheeling banter, news, and sports, featuring regular cast members Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, and comedian guests Chad Daniels and Al Jackson. The theme revolves around autumn traditions, retro candies, strange world records, sports (especially NFL "Old Man Bowl"), haunted hotels, road pets, and the quirks of life— perfectly punctuated by the crew's self-aware jokes and clever interludes.

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Key Discussion Points

Comedy Sketches & Show Bits

• "Momstar" Navigation System [01:32–04:21]
  • An infomercial-style sketch spotlighting a GPS system that nags users in a "mom voice," with hilarious results ranging from unsolicited therapy detours to forced gym visits.
    • Quote:
      Voice (Momstar): “You don’t need an entire case of hand lotion either. Now just get in the right lane and hit the gym, okay, sweetie?” [03:43]

Candy Nostalgia and Retro Sweets

• Clark Bars, Zagnut & Dots [05:55–13:17]

  • The crew reminisce about their favorite (and obscure) vintage candies, including a running saga about failed quests to find Clark Bars at Cracker Barrel.
  • Detours into “Dot” confusion between the candy-on-paper and movie snack varieties.
    • Quote:
      Pat Godwin: "I searched and searched and searched. Finally, she goes, 'No, we don't have those here.'" [06:19]

• Offbeat Candy Ideas [13:00]

  • The team jokingly brainstorm with “butt plugs” and “booger buttons” as new candy concepts, riffing on the weirdness of candy branding.

• Candy and Halloween [09:02, 13:24]

  • As Halloween approaches, the team discusses plans to distribute retro treats (wax bottles, candy cigarettes).

Dogs, Cats & Truckers

• Listener Pet Photos & Road Companions [19:18–22:43]

  • Listeners send in photos of their dogs and cats riding shotgun in trucks and laundry baskets. Stories surface about pet hazards, like cats under the brake pedal.

• Truckers and Unconventional Passenger Laws [20:52–21:51]

  • Brief debate on legality and logistics of “loose” animals in vehicles.

The Philosophy of Everyday Annoyances

• Package Opening & Medication [10:39–12:07]

  • Extended lament about impossible-to-open pill bottles and cold medicine packaging.
    • Chick McGee: “Will you stop buying Sudafed? ... You’re going to end up on a list.” [10:42]

• Handicapped Parking Pet Peeves [12:17–12:49]

  • Tom rails against abusers of disabled parking placards, sparking friendly debate.

Contemporary Sports & the "Old Man Bowl"

• NFL "Old Man Bowl" Tease [14:11, 14:44, 15:38]
  • The show hypes a matchup between two quarterbacks over 40 (Joe Flacco and Aaron Rodgers), playfully referencing "old man" stereotypes.
    • Chick McGee: "You know all both quarterbacks tonight are 40 and over… Bengals and it's exciting." [14:17]
    • Tom Griswold: “Every guy out there over 40 is going, no, they’re not. You are because you’re insane.” [14:29]

Celebrity & Pop Culture Deep Dives

• Advertising Icons & Actors [07:15–08:32]
  • Discussion on voices from classic commercials—Arnold Stang, Mason Adams—and the ethics of licensing deceased celebrities’ voices with A.I.
  • Tangent: Lawsuit over Trader Joe’s PB&J vs. Smucker’s Uncrustables, nostalgia for ad voices, and how various ad spokespeople crossed TV eras.

Audience Interactions & Listener Mail

• Listener Letters: Pets, Candy, and Posters [19:18–23:29]

  • Listeners share stories about their traveling animals, favorite candies, and bar memorabilia.
    • Chick McGee: "He's king of the world out there looking.” [22:02]
    • On Phi-Zappa-Crappa poster prices:
      Tom Griswold: “That’s a little steep. What was it, 52 bucks?” [23:19]

• "Thomisms" and Malapropisms [29:03–29:44]

  • The group debates what qualifies as a “Thomism” (Tom’s mangled phrases), including “The Having a Baby Department.”

Family Secrets and Wild Funerals

• Revelations About Family Histories [61:33–62:09]
  • Stories of discovering unknown relatives and cryptic funeral guests; Chick recalls learning about his “entirely other family,” blending humor and pathos.

Sports, Haunted Hotels & Pranks

• Haunted Pfister (Feaster?) Hotel in Milwaukee [49:00–55:10]
  • Story: Pro baseball players (Mookie Betts et al.) refuse to stay in Milwaukee’s haunted hotel, spawning jokes about ghosts, “feasting,” and hotel pranks.
    • Chick McGee: “If there's a fister, often it’s in the bathroom.” [54:17]

News Oddities and World Records

• World Record for Longest Name [63:41]

  • New Zealand man changes his name to 2,253 words, confounding the crew.
    • Chick McGee: “Looks like he’s got a little genie weenie going on there.” [64:52]
    • Tom Griswold: “He looks like a complete loser. I’m surprised he was able to sit upright long enough to get back to the bar.” [69:37]

• News Round-up: Boob Job for Molly Malone, Fake Blindman, Alpacas on Highways [71:45, 112:45; 151:23, 152:30]

  • Hilarious roundups of the weird week's news, including animal escapes and human oddities.
    • Pat Godwin: “Officers were able to keep the animal calm until its owner arrived…” [151:52]

Music & Cultural Rabbit Holes

• Elton John Lyrics & Long Song Misunderstandings [90:48–92:07]

  • The group humorously debates misunderstood lyrics (“Goodbye Yellow Brick Road”) and the odd turns of classic rock.

• Credence Deep Dive [123:41–127:56]

  • Extended riff on Creedence Clearwater Revival’s break-up, John Fogerty's lyrics, and jokes about "chuglin'" and misunderstood band names.

Guests: Chad Daniels & Al Jackson

• Chad Daniels (Comedian Interview) [101:05–112:42]

  • Chad checks in from a lake cabin, shares stories on sobriety, comedian relationships, and confronting traffic annoyers; jokes he’ll "get shot in traffic" for being too logical.
    • Chad Daniels: "I only really miss drinking when I'm doing stuff. ... More of this. Great.” [102:01]
    • Chad Daniels: “You have to be the solution because you're the entire problem.” [109:26]

• Al Jackson (Comedian and Word Wizard) [130:49–140:15]

  • Al discusses hair experiments, tinted glasses for ADHD/mood, rooting for Joe Flacco, and teaches the "put my foot in it" idiom for doing something exceptionally well.
    • Al Jackson: “I've got just enough gray for dumb chicks to think I'm smart.” [132:13]
    • Al Jackson: “Put my foot in it. I put my whole spirit into it, it’s the best it's ever tasted.” [139:36]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Momstar GPS:
  Voice (Momstar): “Now just turn up left here. Dr. Friedrich's is on the…” [03:09]

• Candy Philosophy:
  Tom Griswold: "Here's an idea for a candy. How about a candy called butt plugs?" [12:57]

• On Wet T-Shirt Contests:
  Tom Griswold: “…She won it because she took her shirt off briefly.” [31:29]

• On Halloween Candy:
  Pat Godwin: "Button candy is what I was thinking. I've never had ribbon candy which just looks like a folded up ribbon kind of thing." [12:49]

• On Annoying World Records:
  Chick McGee: "The 60 year old's full name is now 2,253 words." [64:13]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Time | |---|---| | Momstar GPS Comedy Bit | 01:32–04:21 | | Clark Bars & Candy Discussion | 05:55–13:17 | | Listener Pet Stories | 19:18–22:43 | | Sports: NFL Old Man Bowl | 14:11, 14:44, 15:38, 100:22–104:11 | | Haunted Hotel in Milwaukee | 49:00–55:10 | | Chad Daniels Interview | 101:05–112:42 | | Al Jackson Interview | 130:49–140:15 | | Alpaca on the Road & Song | 151:23–153:54 | | Who’s Afraid of the Dark? Survey | 156:51–163:16 |

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The Crew, Their Roles, and The Tone

Everyone is in classic form: Tom Griswold drives the show with neurotic digressions, Chick McGee provides sardonic pushback and sports, Christy Lee delivers news with wit, Josh Arnold is quick with the deadpan, and Pat Godwin offers musical punchlines. Comedian guests add new flavors to the banter. The show’s overall tone is genial, absurd, and relentless in its pursuit of humor—often finding it in the everyday minutiae of life, pop culture footnotes, or personal quirks.

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Summary

If you missed today's show, you missed a rapid-fire tour of quirky Americana—from unsolved candy mysteries, nostalgic and thorny family revelations, to the reality of aging quarterbacks. Along the way, listeners were treated to the show’s signature comic timing: hard candy nostalgia, haunted hotel horror, trucker-pet bonding, invented candy debacles, and guests who kept pace with the cast’s mile-a-minute wit. All of it delivered in the show’s distinct style: sharp, silly, and loaded with insight beneath the laughs.

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(Covering requests for notable quotes, segment timestamps, and accurately maintaining the show's brisk, conversational style.)

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

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[Pat Godwin]

It's time for WhatsApp message privately with everyone. Learn [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

It'S the Bob and Tom Show. Are you tired of that impersonal, annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

Voice on your GPS navigation system? They simply bark out driving directions at.

[Chick McGee]

You for hours on end.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Turn left on New Milford Road west.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Fragimol Electronics has a whole new way to travel with someone who really cares about you.

[Chick McGee]

This is momstar.

[Tom Griswold]

To show you just how great momstar.

[Chick McGee]

Works, we installed it in the Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

And Tom radio station band. Let's listen in to see how they like it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Navigator. I need directions to the closest Starbucks.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Starbucks? Sweetie, don't you think you've had enough caffeine today? You should get some rest. I'll just program the way directly to your house for nap time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have a million things to do. Fine. I can skip Starbucks, program the route to the studio.

[Chick McGee]

I have a few songs I've got.

[Tom Griswold]

To finish working on.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, ah, ah.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

All work and no play makes Tommy a dull boy. You've been working so hard all week. How about a nice afternoon movie it like that new romantic comedy is playing at the Cineplex. I'll just put that as your destination movie.

[Tom Griswold]

No way. I'm too busy for that.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Yes, I know, dear. You're very busy and very important.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go to the bank and the gas station first. You got those locations programmed?

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Of course I do, dear. However, there's an armored car at the bank and a tanker truck at the gas station. Is that okay?

[Tom Griswold]

No, skip them both. Those are very dangerous situations.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Listen, Tom, I'm going to take you on a little detour to Dr. Friedrich's office. He's a very good Therapist, and I think he can help you.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need therapy. I need coffee.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Now just turn up left here. Dr. Friedrichs is on the.

[Tom Griswold]

I really don't think.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

I said turn left.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, ma'. Am.

[Chick McGee]

No one knows you like your mom, star. All righty, navigator, I've got a big afternoon planned. Get me to the liquor store, bus station, the pharmacy, and the nearest drive thru burger joint.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Oh, honey, that's no good. I programmed a drive straight to the gym. We'll be there in five minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Mind your own business, lady. Look, there's a drugstore right over there. I don't need no directions.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

You don't need an entire case of hand lotion either. Now just get in the right lane and hit the gym. Okay, sweetie?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't want to go to the gym.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Honey, do you need a hug?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Well, I need you to shut up and do what I tell you to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, ma'.

[Chick McGee]

Am.

[Tom Griswold]

The new Monstar navigation system from Frigamol Electronics.

[Chick McGee]

She'll tell you where to go, how to go, when to go, why to go.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Don't you think this bit has gone on long enough?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Be the shop and get back to work now.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, ma'.

[Tom Griswold]

Am.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The show that never ends. It's the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

I like it. Join in one more time. Oh, no. They stopped singing.

[Tom Griswold]

Back it up.

[Chick McGee]

I never, never. Hi, Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, C.H.

[Chick McGee]

Over there at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Love that sweatshirt.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the new one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we selling those?

[Chick McGee]

I'd like one only to people that want to buy them. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a full zipper front?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, baby. And look what I have on underneath.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

You got Bob and Tom's feature.

[Tom Griswold]

What is this?

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and Tom, day two layers of me.

[Chick McGee]

Now, let me tell you, I've heard, I've seen, I buy. I got some ass kissing in my life, but I have never.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know, those are great. Yeah, they are great.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, I've always loved that full zipper in the front thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Me too.

[Chick McGee]

What's that all about? What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's quick access.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you have on three quarter zip there, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

That's all the way down. Oh. See, if you're in a visit. We're in a visit with one of your lady friends. Then One thing leads to another.

[Chad Daniels]

Zip.

[Tom Griswold]

Bingo. The zipper. Number one.

[Chick McGee]

One of my lady friends for number.

[Pat Godwin]

I took one for the team yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, one for the team.

[Josh Arnold]

Which team?

[Pat Godwin]

Our team. This one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, did you.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I went to Cracker Barrel for lunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you get what a sacrifice you made.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, right?

[Christy Lee]

What'd you get?

[Pat Godwin]

Just to get Clark bars, I went there.

[Chick McGee]

This better. This better have a happy ending.

[Pat Godwin]

It does not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they didn't have any.

[Pat Godwin]

Not one Clark Bar in that whole store.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I searched and searched and searched. Finally asked. She goes, no, we don't have those here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

What the fudge is going on?

[Pat Godwin]

I have to say that my Cracker Barrel, the one near my home, is one of the, what, 10? They remodeled. Remember when they went through that phase? So I don't know if maybe with the remodel, they got rid of the Clark bars.

[Tom Griswold]

Were in search of the Clark Bar because apparently a different company makes them now in Pennsylvania.

[Chick McGee]

We got emails coming out of our ears about Clark.

[Josh Arnold]

We are looking for Mr. Clark Bar.

[Pat Godwin]

I really wanted to bring you guys a Clark Bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Timely, too, with the death of Lion King.

[Pat Godwin]

Mr. Good bars. Mr. Whatever those were.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, I've Never had a Mr. Good bar. What's in?

[Christy Lee]

Is that delicious?

[Chick McGee]

It's really good.

[Pat Godwin]

Zag Nuts.

[Chick McGee]

You remember those Agnuts are hairy kind of, aren't they?

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't get them, but they looked kind of scary. I didn't remember the Zagn.

[Josh Arnold]

They have Chunkies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I remember Chunkies.

[Tom Griswold]

Chunkies had the famous.

[Chick McGee]

Who is that guy? He's not Arnold Stang, but he tries to shout like Arnold Stang.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought Chunkies was Arnold Stang. And aren't you doing the Smuckers guy?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's Mason Adams. Very close, though. Yeah. To kind of talk like a baby, but be an adult. And Mason.

[Tom Griswold]

Adam, by the way, we have a bizarre story in the litigation realm involving Smuckers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we do.

[Christy Lee]

How bizarre?

[Tom Griswold]

How bizarre? Really odd.

[Pat Godwin]

It's so funny because I just saw this particular product because I was at that store.

[Christy Lee]

Are they frozen like the Uncrustables?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's. It involves the. Yeah. The allegations that the. The Trader Joe's frozen sand, PNG, PB&J is much like the Uncrustable. We'll get to the story, but I.

[Josh Arnold]

Can tell you the difference. But I love Trader Joe's, so I'm not going to say anything disparaging.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know, by the way, what? You could do a survey. What Places have the greatest employees on earth.

[Josh Arnold]

That place is one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

The winner would be Trader Joe's, followed by Chips, followed by Chick Fil A. I don't know how they do it, but they're great. Yeah, we have that odd, odd story in the news, but that voice reminded me of that. What's his name again? Mason Adams. Mason Adams.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a bad actor.

[Chick McGee]

He was on Lou Grant. He played the editor.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he was.

[Chick McGee]

Lou, get in here. Mrs. Pynchon says deadline's at 2 o'.

[Pat Godwin]

Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we going to start seeing. In the world where anybody can take a voice and reproduce it are.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna start seeing them? License. Like, will they go back? And if some guy is deceased, is his family gonna go back? Okay, you can license his voice and have him voice over the old stuff. They would have, rather than give a living actor a new gig.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting. But we have been talking a lot about candy because Halloween is here.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm really sorry about the Clark Bar situation. I really tried.

[Chick McGee]

I was looking up the guy who did the Chunky.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not Arnold Stang.

[Chick McGee]

It was. There's an Art, there's an Arnold Stang, and then there's a younger guy who did it after Arnold, but I misspelled Chunky.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

I had a little vowel trouble. I can guess who may have come up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

A whole new world.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's in the news this week. By the way, here's a letter. This is from. We've heard from this guy before. He lives in Tabasco, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

That's a hot town, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Hot town.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot time in the old town.

[Tom Griswold]

It says, when I was a child, there was a candy called Dots.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now those are the.

[Christy Lee]

They're on paper like gummies.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they're like gummy.

[Tom Griswold]

See? No. Yeah. This guy says. That's what I thought, Christy. He says they were candy dots stuck to a strip of wax paper.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I remember. Yeah, I remember. They still have those. You can get those at Cracker Barrel.

[Tom Griswold]

So I thought dots were the. The. They are little dome shaped things that you put in your popcorn because our buddy Bill. Dr. Bill used to. He would. You go to a movie with him, he would get popcorn and throw dots in there and mix them up.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. But there are the dots that he's talking about on the wax paper, too. They're just like a little.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like Sudafed comes in that little thing where you punch it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Those ribbon candy that might have been.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what they called it. Just.

[Josh Arnold]

They look like. Like fly paper, but with.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like wax paper. Yeah, with.

[Josh Arnold]

You just eat off of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, have you purchased Sudafed recently?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Will you stop buying Sudafed? You're hooked, man. You're not.

[Christy Lee]

You're going to end up on a.

[Chick McGee]

List getting a program.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to show your ID to get it. Of course. Well, of course, opening that requires the dexterity of a seamstress. It is unbelievable. You have to fold the corner and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I had that. I had that over the holiday trying to have Zyrtec at the airport because they come in those foil patch pouches and you need scissors. Well, who carries scissors if you can't carry?

[Chick McGee]

If you read the package, you guys, yesterday, you remember what you were complaining about? Tapping the card instead of inserting the card. Now you can't get anything open. Is that right, Papa?

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

There's. You fold the corner over and then that you can tear it open.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that works pretty well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you gotta. You've gotta.

[Chick McGee]

No, you don't, teeny little grandpa. You don't. Stop it. You're not that old.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't I just show an ID and have him put it in a bottle? Then the bottles are impossible to open too.

[Chick McGee]

Then, of course. Well, apparently I'm at the drugstore and all these people, these openers that they have now at the drugstores for all the people who have trouble opening their packages. Like 30 of these people standing around, they're in my way. I don't know what they're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd hire a guy to come over.

[Chick McGee]

I know you would.

[Pat Godwin]

You can get the bottles that are arthritis friendly.

[Josh Arnold]

You can.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to have an ID or just ask for it?

[Pat Godwin]

Just ask.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll just look at you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I've been wanting to do that with my pills. Can you just go up and ask? I don't need the child safe.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, this is a very common observation, but I saw it again the other day and I'm a faraway parker. I don't have to park close. I don't care. I enjoy the exercise.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Some guy pulls into a handicap spot and bounds out of the car, skips into the building. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

You never know what somebody's got.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think what he's got is either his wife's car or he had a prescription written for one of those fake IDs for parking. Just saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, a lot of pill Bottle tops now are reversible. So you can. They're child.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they have a screw top on the top of the.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

You flip it.

[Chick McGee]

You flip it. You screw it in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had.

[Josh Arnold]

Most are.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

And button candy is what I was thinking. I've never had ribbon candy which just looks like a folded up ribbon kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's an idea for a candy. How about a candy called butt plugs?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, right.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like little butts.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not chocolate.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we had that, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Because they have one called boogers. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember we had them.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a candy called booger Buttons?

[Pat Godwin]

We had buttons of starfish things. Remember those?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't say starfish.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're getting back to.

[Chick McGee]

No, the Brock's chocolate has a thing called starfish and it looks like a.

[Tom Griswold]

Starfish and it's a chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a chocolate. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Another. Another great thing.

[Pat Godwin]

But didn't we have somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, somebody. They were taking molds of anuses, right? Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And putting and using baking chocolate out of that.

[Chick McGee]

I like a butt every now and.

[Tom Griswold]

Then, but I don't know if you're giving those to kids. You're on a list. You're about to have to introduce yourself to your neighbors.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. We've got major league baseball playoffs. Continue. Brian Branch of the lines. His suspension was upheld. There's a haunted hotel in sports. Oh, and the just most irritating world record you've ever wanted to hear in your entire life.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm very excited about David Rush involved. No. Oh, I'm very excited about tonight's football game. It's old man night.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

This is. He. He hit me with as soon as I got here. Good morning. Kiss my ass. Nothing. Hey, you know all both quarterbacks tonight are 40 and over.

[Tom Griswold]

This is exciting.

[Chick McGee]

Bengals and it's exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

He said every guy out there over 40 is going, no, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

You are because you're insane.

[Tom Griswold]

You got Joe Flacco.

[Chick McGee]

They're calling it the Jerry player.

[Tom Griswold]

And Aaron Rodgers.

[Chick McGee]

I thought Gardner Minshew was your favorite player.

[Tom Griswold]

He is, but he's not really active. Right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, wouldn't you like to hear a Gardner Minshew song Now?

[Tom Griswold]

I would.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that be great, man? That'd be wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

What rhymes with. What rhymes with QB2? QB2.

[Chick McGee]

QB, QB2. Oh, wait a minute. Here's Arnold Stang. Chunky. What a chunk of chocolate. What a chocolate chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

Arnold Stang kind of predates Woody Allen. He had that really heavy Woody Allen have to do with that accent. Then Arnold Stang was a staple on television way, way back. We actually interviewed Mr. Stang.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of looked like a turtle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you'd recognize him right away. I don't think he's with us anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

He'd have to be made it through the 90s.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be shocked.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Arnold stang died in 2009.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

91.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was born in 81.

[Josh Arnold]

So he was just one of those guys that when he was 38 looked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was thinking of Marvin Kaplan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Who did voiceovers of her cartoons. And I think he was on Alice as a side character. A couple.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, he's great too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All that's coming up. Plus we have exciting news from the world of. Of nudity.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And a bizarre new exercise program.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it. Are those the same story?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh. Exercising nude would be. Well, could be dangerous.

[Chick McGee]

Or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of those machines are gonna lop stuff off. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

How are ya? It's the Bob and Tom Show. We're back in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the SILAC Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat's gonna have a new garden of you song coming up any minute. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chairman Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing great. Just going through some mail. Got a lot of great stuff.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. A lot of mail to get to. Do you want to start? You want me to go?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I can go the yesterday or last week. I forget when it was. We're talking about truck drivers and their pets. What a great topic in there. We have cab a lot of photos. This is from Norman. This is a picture of Millie Norman, an Australian shepherd. She's sitting in my sleeper. She's almost four years old. There's Millie. Oh, is she cute or not? Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Brown ears, white face.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Good doggy.

[Josh Arnold]

What are we dealing with? The Red Wings fan.

[Chick McGee]

I think we might be a Detroit Red Wing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's laying on a Red Wings blanket. And there's an open cooler for some reason. I don't know what that's imposing or what's going on there, but it's empty. We don't like to be around that.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Please have some more food.

[Josh Arnold]

We need more food.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no food in this. I've never eaten.

[Josh Arnold]

What a sweetie.

[Chick McGee]

And then from Tim, also a trucker.

[Josh Arnold]

Some who call me Tim.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for the laughs. He says there are truckers who watch television while driving.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

He says. And don't forget. Don't forget the kitty cats. And this is Tim and his kitty cat. I don't. He doesn't leave a name about the kitty cat.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just wondering, is it legal to have a loose cat in a truck or a car?

[Josh Arnold]

And I think. I think the question is loose animal.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. Yeah, I don't know if it's legal to have a loose dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. Why would. What's the difference?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, what is it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's no difference.

[Chick McGee]

I think a cat would be more aggressive in a car.

[Josh Arnold]

It depends on the cat. Like, it depends on the dog.

[Christy Lee]

I had an accident with a loose cat. No joke, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I remember when I was 20, you were, like, helping somebody. You were taking a cat. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

To the vet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it get on your steering wheel.

[Christy Lee]

Or got under, like, the brake pedal and I went to grab it. No seat belts when you're 20. Boom.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Boom.

[Christy Lee]

The windshield.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You or the cat?

[Christy Lee]

Me.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

This gentleman's just holding this cat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Just driving along.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that is so cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, to put together, we've got quite a few pictures of beautiful dogs and apparently cats.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be a fun coffee table book, wouldn't it? Truckers and their pets. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well. And we hear from Angie, Dear Bob a Tom Show. Not just. Not just truckers have their dogs in their car. My puppy Buddy has traveled in a laundry basket since he went to the emergency vet.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

She put him in a laundry basket, and now Buddy insists on it. Insists on the laundry basket.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was thinking it was going to be a little tiny Chihuahua. That dog looks like it's at least 35 pounds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, 35, 40 pounds.

[Josh Arnold]

He's navigating, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

And Angie reminds us he likes to be in his laundry basket and he likes to ride like Rose on the Titanic. As you can see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's the. He's king of the world.

[Chick McGee]

King of the world out there looking.

[Tom Griswold]

Out the front window.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Pat Godwin]

So my dog does. Sits right there in the front seat like a person.

[Josh Arnold]

Go that way. That way.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

Hold my hand, Mom.

[Chad Daniels]

Hold my hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Always hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

You drive. You drove by, right by the food store.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Gravy loves the laundry basket.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you won't get out, and I have to carry her down to the basement.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what you should do?

[Pat Godwin]

Throw her in the dryer. I bet that'll cure it.

[Chick McGee]

You know what you call a cat in the dryer? A good start.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again proving that certain things that I've noted are, in fact, iconic. Got this. Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, are we back to this?

[Tom Griswold]

Got a nice letter from Andy from Linton, Indiana. He said, I was at the Palace Bar, and he took a photograph of the wall. There's a famous photograph of Jim Morrison right next to the famous Phi Zappa crappa poster.

[Josh Arnold]

This is no longer Tom's fault. This is Mark's fault. He could stop. You will be fought if this continues. Physically fought, I get.

[Chick McGee]

I want to give you a bloody lip. I need.

[Tom Griswold]

I need a copy of this poster, and the only one I could find on ebay was, like, $52. That's a little steep.

[Chick McGee]

What was it, 52 bucks? 52 bucks. Get off your wallet and buy that poster.

[Josh Arnold]

You know why it's $52? Hasn't been in print for 70 years.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's more like 60.

[Chick McGee]

But the point is, you don't see Lincoln at the Fillmore poster anymore either.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Well, let's go back to our letters. I have. I have not heard of this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, don't worry. I don't have any letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Once. Well, perhaps if you'd get here before one minute before the hour, we could.

[Chick McGee]

Give you a few. Well, he hasn't made any sense.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't make any sense.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't make any sense at all.

[Josh Arnold]

The letters were here before.

[Chick McGee]

He's just lashing out. And I'll have you know Josh had diarrhea this morning. He was a little late.

[Josh Arnold]

That actually wasn't the case, thankfully. Yeah, no, it was a. I didn't set the alarm.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't set the alarm.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

But just woke up on time, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, about 20 to 25 minutes late. Oh, and I went, if. I don't. If these stop lights are gonna end, I hit all the lights and I got in as the announcement. As the introductions were being done.

[Tom Griswold]

Ergo, no letters over there.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

There. I told you, the letters are here before me. But read yours.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what is it about Morrison or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is something I don't know anything about. Maybe you can help me.

[Josh Arnold]

Friendship.

[Tom Griswold]

Individually.

[Josh Arnold]

Teamwork.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Humility.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the art. The art of conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, I gotta. I got up Extra early to be greeted by dog vomit, so don't give me a hard time.

[Josh Arnold]

You have the sickest.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I've had dogs thanks to you, by the way. You. You advised me to get a dog a long time ago and it was the best thing I've ever done. And well, close. And I've never had any trouble with the dogs. There's no. No, no crapping early in the morning. There's no vomiting. I don't know what some. None of them get, but it was.

[Tom Griswold]

A long ordeal every morning, very sick with the water vacuum gizmo thing.

[Chick McGee]

You might have some sort of legionnaires disease.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it appears he looks like he ate a rag. Halloween Candy writes Mr. B. Individually wrapped hard candy called zots. Anybody?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I've heard of those. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun to do a candy called zits, like cream filled. You'd pop it in your mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that? Isn't there like a zit? They used to YouTube show that's super popular.

[Chick McGee]

Did I dream this or in a movie or didn't they used to. That was a delivery system for acid. They put that on like window pane or whatever that. They would call it micro dot or something. Micro dots, Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they put acid on that and then you eat that and off you go. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a hard fizz candy. It says it fizzes and available.

[Josh Arnold]

They are available.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes. Yeah. It says one of the ladies was talking about it in the middle. It was tart and fizzy. That's from Kurt in Iowa.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we're reviewing possible retro candy to give to people for Halloween. Once again, I'm going to get the little mini bottles, the wax bottles full of the super sugary juice and candy cigarettes.

[Chick McGee]

And on that from John in Pittsburgh, the Clark bars, originally made in Pittsburgh. John says they had a cult like following. And in 1995 they kind of went bankrupt and production stopped. I had friends in college at the time, stockpiled boxes of them in the freezer. Over the next few years, they were bought and sold a couple times, even owned at one point by Iron City Beer. Oh, wow. Production returned in the 2000s and they're still made in Pennsylvania, but way out in Altoona.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Home of the Altoona Curve, the minor league baseball team. That's because the original manager, the Altoona Curve, had his penis curve.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that called? Periodontitis Peroni. That's a beer, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

If it curves up, I guess. Women like it is a beer.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Peroni?

[Pat Godwin]

Italian beer?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Peronis. Yeah. Isn't that it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. And zagna.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that why the Peroni beer comes in a. In a curved.

[Josh Arnold]

That is why. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And Zag nuts were like peanut butter and covered with coconut.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. They look funky. So I didn't buy them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I didn't like coconut, but I love Zagnut.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I think is an.

[Josh Arnold]

Underrated candy bar is the whatchamacallit.

[Chick McGee]

Whatchamacallit is a good candy bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wasn't that like everything thrown into everything?

[Tom Griswold]

Is there coconut in it?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

So maybe it's not everything.

[Chick McGee]

Pretzels.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's got coconut, I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say some wafers.

[Tom Griswold]

Nugget.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be. That's a good question.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they still make that?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a tasty candy bar whatchamacallit.

[Chick McGee]

No, I forget the name. I. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a cover band with Ted Nougat?

[Chick McGee]

Man of. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a whole candy band.

[Christy Lee]

Journey to the center.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Of the candy bar.

[Pat Godwin]

They still make a watch of McCall. It.

[Chick McGee]

The joke would really. Never mind. Yeah. You hear that guitar player? Ted Nougat. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I love.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Ted's journey to the center of the mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Watch.

[Tom Griswold]

My absolute classic.

[Pat Godwin]

They're made by Hershey now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They come in this. I can get you a box with Rolos and Carmelo.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, am I correct in saying that we have Rolos and Carmelo's in the building?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're caramellos. Please.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Caramel.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's not Rallo either.

[Josh Arnold]

I only say caramel when it's a caramello.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'd like to try them. I've never had them. Dear Bob and top show.

[Chick McGee]

You've never had a Rolo.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I can't believe I'm not a candy so bad. I'm not a judge.

[Pat Godwin]

You like Nestle's Crunch?

[Tom Griswold]

I do like Nestle's Crunch. You said you needed a judge's ruling on the Thomism.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Oh yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is where the guy.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't even try.

[Tom Griswold]

I like they walked into a hospital. I guess what was his sister was having a baby or something.

[Josh Arnold]

And as well as baby. That's sick.

[Chick McGee]

They couldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't remember the words maternity ward. And they asked for the.

[Chick McGee]

Listen. What.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

They wanted to. Where's the having a baby department?

[Chick McGee]

Having a baby department. That's like. Sounds I make. I meant talking. That's. That's awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Brian writes, I've never passed the bar or even gone to law school. But I did judge a wet T shirt contest once. I say it's valid as a Thomism. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right. Well, that wasn't the original letter writer.

[Chick McGee]

Despite his impeccable credentials, I think I still say no. I say absolutely not. I say no, he says no.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a really weird thing happen to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell us.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, back in the day.

[Chick McGee]

Please share.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace and Chick can verify that this. There was a time when there were a handful of bars that would do.

[Chick McGee]

Christie spent more times in bars than I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Wet T shirt contest.

[Pat Godwin]

Never did a wet T shirt.

[Chick McGee]

And no, I didn't. I never did one of those either.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the sun thing? The sun with the tan lotion?

[Chick McGee]

Tropicana.

[Pat Godwin]

Hawaiian Tropic.

[Chick McGee]

Hawaiian Tropics.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd see ads for that.

[Chick McGee]

Never did.

[Pat Godwin]

They had those bikini contests.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you didn't do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Lingerie lunch.

[Christy Lee]

Lingerie lunch.

[Chick McGee]

I did lingerie lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

I did quite a few years. I would be the.

[Chick McGee]

That's where I met Busty Bell Boy. That was like it. You may ever see the movie Alien. You know, it just attaches to your face. That's what I think of when I think of Busty.

[Tom Griswold]

She had like a 50 inch bus.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, apparently. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Augmented with no.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing but back pain.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. Where was I?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, you're talking about Hawaiian Tropic.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, there were a lot of those contests, right. Back in the day we would go.

[Chick McGee]

We'Re doing our own show.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was at a certain business office and behind the guy's shoulder I saw this photograph and it turned out it was his. What is it? His sister in law was one of the ladies who won one of those contests.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good for her.

[Tom Griswold]

The significance of it was that she won it because she took her shirt off briefly. Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

But he had a picture of her on his credenza and his office with.

[Tom Griswold]

His other family member. Oh, I.

[Pat Godwin]

Was she in the bikini thing?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. She was in one of the bikini contests. And there had been. There was.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. But not the photo. You just have to recognize. You recognized her face.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, she was more milfesque now in her old age.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought maybe she was in the.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't say. Hey, did she ever tell about the time at so and so's bar?

[Chick McGee]

She me told sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind. I thought it was rather.

[Josh Arnold]

It is interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

It would have been rather weird if she was in. He had a picture of her in the bikini on his credenza.

[Tom Griswold]

Being that it was his sister in law. Yeah, I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I have all my sisters in law bikini photos.

[Chick McGee]

Do you?

[Josh Arnold]

So you're saying I should get rid of those?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. How many sisters in law break up families? What do you think the percentages are?

[Al Jackson]

Half.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

You have great sisters in laws, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Al Jackson]

Go on.

[Christy Lee]

For the purpose of this radio show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I love them. I love them. I do. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In a professional way though, for lack.

[Josh Arnold]

Of a better term, I am not attracted to them that way.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because they are like my sisters. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now what if they're really hot?

[Josh Arnold]

They are pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, comedian Chad Daniels. Coming up, the shoeing of the week with the winner of week six, Mr. Evan Clem. By the way, week seven begins this evening with the Old Man Bowl. Pittsburgh versus Cincinnati.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why he's excited about this.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's fun. Excited. I want to see both these guys do great. Win one for the Gipper.

[Chick McGee]

What are the odds they both at neither one make it through the game? What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Please, not that. Pittsburgh versus Cincinnati. In any event, get your entries in gobobandtom.com contest. Get them in today. Pick all the winners. You could win that $500 gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers, Gardner Minshew song from Pat. Okay, that's all coming up now. The best way to listen to any song from Pat is with those Raycon earbuds, am I right?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

And coming up in sports we have this Mr. Fister. Oh, Mr. Fister. In sports news.

[Chick McGee]

I got no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

People.

[Chick McGee]

Got no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm excited for it.

[Tom Griswold]

We are broadcasting from.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody likes you. I'm talking to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, That's. I, I don't care. We are broadcasting. We are broadcasting from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

To assemble pre lit trees so you.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hello, hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Did I turn my head while I was talking? Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional. I did it again from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom and I'd like to share something. Everyone was out of the room except me and Pat and one of us had some gas.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And it was, it was audible.

[Christy Lee]

I thought I was there.

[Josh Arnold]

This is shocking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I thought so too.

[Chick McGee]

And it was surprising. I think it's the first time with age. I think it's the first time you can't, you can't hold it in. You can't stop it. You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

So this just hit you?

[Chick McGee]

It just boom. It was out and making noise.

[Josh Arnold]

You were not doing it, trying.

[Christy Lee]

And what did I say? What did I say?

[Pat Godwin]

Did it kind of shock you?

[Chick McGee]

And Pat looked at me and goes, what are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

I've never seen him behave like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right when that happens and it's. Is it A higher pitch. That's when you go to. No, no, it had a rumble to it.

[Christy Lee]

It lasted longer than that.

[Chick McGee]

It sounded exactly like a mouse on a motorcycle. Is exactly a teeny tiny motorcycle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the, that's the first sign of old age.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Chad Daniels]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I, I, I'm standing here, of course, I'm in public and my every intention in my brain was I'm not going to have gas. But I did. Yeah, we got out, it was out making noise before I could do anything.

[Josh Arnold]

And we know you, dude. You don't. You're not. Hey, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like that at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So my point is I feel, I feel somewhat closer to Pat now that I've farted in front of him.

[Josh Arnold]

I think in some states you are now married.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought.

[Christy Lee]

You lost someone's anal.

[Chick McGee]

In West Virginia. I know that when I live there.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, that, that's a, that there's a, there's a band I'm not gonna see. Who are they opening for at Bonnaroo? We had an interesting story yesterday. We were talking about, by chance, talking about truckers and traveling with their dogs, which is great. And apparently we had a photograph earlier. Some truckers are traveling with their kitty cats, which I.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean apparently?

[Pat Godwin]

We saw it.

[Chick McGee]

We had a picture of a trucker in his kitty cat.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't believe it, evidently, because we have evidence.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it's all that safe.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, that's not.

[Josh Arnold]

No safer than you behind the wheel, boy.

[Chick McGee]

That's the truth. Menace.

[Tom Griswold]

Never been in an accident.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you go.

[Josh Arnold]

But how many of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

That's the thing. There's just a stream, fire hydrants going in the air.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been accused of magooing around. I didn't read the letter, but someone didn't understand what, what that meant for me to be Magooing around. You want to explain. Can someone explain that to our listener?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He was a very, very nearsighted or far sighted man.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Magoo.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Old mad with huge, you know, Coke bottle.

[Pat Godwin]

Cartoonish, essentially.

[Josh Arnold]

Legally blind. Yeah. He would wander around, happy as anything, doing his things, but he was always narrowly avoiding, you know, falling into a manhole or stuff like. And in the meantime, people were having to get out of his way.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And, and therefore causing mass destruction. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Which is.

[Tom Griswold]

And Mr. Magoo, of course, Mr. Magoo, voiced by the great Jim Backus, who is probably most famous. Gilligan island for Gilligan's island or as the dad In James Dean, Thurston Howell, the third Rebel without Rebel Without a Cause. Now, we had a story yesterday, speaking of kitties.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, about the cat that drove on the van.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've got it right here. A cat survived a 100 mile ride on top of a Pennsylvania family's van.

[Josh Arnold]

That's remarkable.

[Tom Griswold]

According to CBS News, the DiNardo family was preparing to leave for a trip to New Hampshire when their cat Ray Ray hopped onto the roof of their van. They didn't know he was up there. They're speeding down the highway, they stopped for gas. And there's.

[Pat Godwin]

Behold, there's Ray Ray.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ray Ray up there. They were on their way then to New York City and they. Ray Ray got to. He got to ride in the car after that. But Pat give a beautiful song about this longish intro.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, we'll enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in the show, it'll be Mr. Fister. Thank you very much. There's more.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's nice to showcase Pat's.

[Christy Lee]

Skills, we took a trip to NYC with all the kids, the wife and me. Pack the car, seat belts on, get some gas, and we're gone. We drove about 100 miles or so. We hear a muffled meow. Dad. We hear a muffled meow and the cat's on the roof of the minivan. He's been up there since the trip began. Left outside, how could we forget? And that pussycat sure got wet. That sweet, sweet puddy got wet.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you behave yourselves?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There was no rain in that store.

[Josh Arnold]

My question, how does this make the news? So does the family themselves. Go, oh, we should call the news.

[Pat Godwin]

I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

This just happened to us. Only we're kind of aware of it. Let's call the news.

[Pat Godwin]

How else would we know about this?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's on the CBS News website.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, how does it. But how does. I've always wondered.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't have CBS reporters running around the streets going, hey, look, there's a cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow that car until we find out what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

All right, we got one, Charlie, let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, listen. Okay, here's a different version of it. It says Ray Ray's story has inspired his mom to write a children's book.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, for God.

[Tom Griswold]

The first book is called the Cat who Wouldn't Stray.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why we know this is a promo. That's exactly why we know about it.

[Chick McGee]

We're part of a plug.

[Christy Lee]

We are being influenced.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a nice picture of Ray Ray. What a cute little guy. Oh, I want to pick him up and band down the hatches. You do that to your kitties.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell me about batting down the hatches.

[Tom Griswold]

You pick up a cat and, like. How do I describe this? You take your right hand, if you're righty, and then you hold the cat with his front paws like this down your arm, see? So the cat's. And then you take his ears and fold them down so it looks like they've got, like, a. The helmet worn by a pilot in the early 1900s.

[Chick McGee]

You mean like a doughboy?

[Tom Griswold]

And you go batting down the hatches. They love that.

[Josh Arnold]

The only way my cat is allowing me to do that.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Well, they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Is if she's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

My cat's Fluff and Puff used to love that. It was their favorite thing.

[Chick McGee]

What Fluff and Puff? Which one? Didn't you go to Italy to pick up Fluff?

[Tom Griswold]

I brought Fluff and Puff back from both of them. Italy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They were my sister's cats, and she was moving to England. And at that time, I don't know if it's still the case. You could not bring a live animal.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I just realized? It's the whole damn family. Daddy, I'm moving. Can someone come to Italy and pick up my cat?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, dear. We'll send Thomas.

[Christy Lee]

He's the youngest. He has all that energy.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, at the time, I looked like a heroin addict. And to get on the plane, the vet had given me syringes full of a sleeping solution. No, I'm not kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

And I had let Lou read on the plane.

[Tom Griswold]

I had injected the cats. They had them sleep for the. The flight from underneath your seat to New York. Yeah, they were in a. You know, like a bag, but I got them out on the plane ride.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you let the cat out of the bag.

[Tom Griswold]

I did let the cat out of the bag. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Does your sister have cats now?

[Tom Griswold]

No dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But in any. Yeah, Fluff. And they both live to be almost 20. Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

I had a cat that lived 20, 21 years.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great. That's great. That's a blessing.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we're asking, if you're a truck driver, send us pictures of your traveling companion. Doggy kitty.

[Josh Arnold]

I also like fishing pets. You'll see videos of guys getting on the boat and their dog gets. Or the dog will run on first.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Be so ready to be. And then I saw one guy with a cat that like to sit and just watch.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a story that I love the Chick hated about a guy that his dog jumped off the boat in Little Traverse Bay and they found him later. He swam to shore like a long, long, long haul. Good dog. And they do make doggy life jackets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, those are great.

[Tom Griswold]

So to be careful, the dogs don't understand sometimes how ballast works.

[Josh Arnold]

Some doggy life.

[Tom Griswold]

Oops.

[Josh Arnold]

Doggy life jackets have a dorsal finger. Isn't that cute?

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

Easier to spot him.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Mr. Fister. And just a smidge of real sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Fister's real part of real sports today. I'm telling you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how I'm skeptical, but here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

It has kind of a Halloween feel. Mr.

[Pat Godwin]

Speaking of Halloween, are you afraid of the dark? We'll talk about that coming up.

[Announcer]

Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

This is that's an interesting survey. Coming up, comedian Chad Daniels, one of our favorites, our shoe in winner, Evan Clem. I'll remind you once again, bobandtom.com contest right now, make your picks for this the seventh week of the NFL. You could win that $500 E gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. Peruse the [e-mail] we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Josh Arnold]

Everyone knows the legend of D.B. cooper, but what if I told you.

[Chick McGee]

There'S an even better story out there, one with multiple aircraft hijackings, prison escapes and so many twists and turns. I'm talking about the hit podcast American Skyjacker, which is now an action packed documentary coming to theaters and streaming this fall. Find out more at www.americanskyjacker.com and listen to our bonus episode of the podcast. Coming soon, American Skyjacker. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Al Jackson]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Couple quick things. New name for a comedy club. I'm a big fan. Hyenas love that name for a comedy club and that's in Albuquerque, New Mexico. And if I'm not mistaken, Castockia Kanamopoulos, our NFL guy and a great stand up, is going to be on stage there tonight.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'll look for Kostaki live and in person while I'm at it. Jimmy Pardo is going to be at the funny bone in St. Louis, your old stomping grounds. Josh and I believe they call it the Bone.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

The insiders.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Those who know call it the bone. I see.

[Tom Griswold]

I see the bone. And then at Comedy Off Broadway in Lexington beginning this evening, the great Greg Warren. He'll be there tonight, Friday and Saturday. I'm not sure if he has a Sunday show or not, but call up the club to find out. He's a terrific stand up comedian. We're also going to talk with a great one today. Chad Daniels will be our guest coming up a little bit later on. Right now we turn to the sports page with Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, Tom. Vlad Guerrero Jr. And George Springer who's always waiting to jump on somebody. They woke up Toronto's offense. Blue Jays hit five home runs to rebound from an early deficit, routing the Mariners 13 to 4 last night. That means a two game to one lead still for the Mariners in the American League Championship series. Did you see you throughout the first pitch last night, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I did not.

[Chick McGee]

The big unit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Randy Johnson, the large one. He still. He, he, he got it over but he was, it wasn't on the mound. He came down to the.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think? I think if you're a professional pitcher.

[Pat Godwin]

Throwing out the first on the mound.

[Chick McGee]

You tow that rubber, you tow the slab.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was something about him not kind of not wanting to go all the way to the mound mentally.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, probably not.

[Tom Griswold]

Those days are over.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Had enough?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I think I'm maybe a shoulder.

[Chick McGee]

Almost certain of it.

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee it does.

[Chick McGee]

He's become quite the professional sports photographer. He does all sorts of things.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I read that.

[Chick McGee]

All sorts of events.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. With this.

[Josh Arnold]

Can never forget he hit a bird.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was just amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just the odds, the timing, everything. Unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

We have remember what the bird went.

[Tom Griswold]

We have bird news coming up. Very interesting Bird news coming up.

[Chick McGee]

What about exciting?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the exciting news. The exciting news in sports involves Mr. Fisher.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Here's my. Is my only defense. Let's. Let's do it now. So this, this pre sale stops.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Please do that now. Please, please, dear God, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Great story.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And here's Tom with that.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I didn't give it to you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

It's major league baseball.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's why you've been playing this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's the perfect tie in. Are you ready?

[Tom Griswold]

There is a footnote that will dismantle my tie in, but let's go forward.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. So it's. It's a tenuous tie in.

[Chick McGee]

He honestly thinks if he weren't here this whole fall apart. Two Los Angeles Dodgers players refuse to stay with their teammates in a Milwaukee hotel because it has a reputation for being haunted. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Mookie Betts, well known for avoiding the historic Pfister Hotel. Mr. Fister.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, do you hear that?

[Chick McGee]

Do you hear that? Silence.

[Tom Griswold]

I find the name Pfister hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it spelled P F too, Like Wally Pfister?

[Chick McGee]

Like the pfi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the hotel.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a pretty hotel. Looks haunted, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Famous, Famously haunted.

[Chick McGee]

Looks haunted. Crazy haunted. Teo Scar. I'm not sure that's how you say his name. Hernandez. Taking a cue from Mookie and changed his accommodations as well. The outfielder said, I don't believe in ghosts, but my wife is on the trip and said she doesn't want to stay there, so we have to find another hotel.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Mookie's aversion to the building first came in 2023. Told the Orange County Register at the time, I couldn't sleep. Every noise, I'd be like, is that something? Dodgers players aren't the only ones to have reportedly had paranormal experiences at the Hotel Phillies. Bryce Harper once claimed his clothes moved across the room on their own.

[Chad Daniels]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Well, either that or. Or the. I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's a handsome man, though.

[Chick McGee]

Other players have shared. Bryce Harper.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's a good looking guy.

[Chick McGee]

They hear footsteps and ghost. They hear ghostly maneuvers. Wow. Giancarlo Stanton. Now that guy. Look him up. That guy's handsome. I mean, this comes from 60 years of heterosexuality.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you spell he's handsome?

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, Dwight Gooden stayed there one time and he thought he heard a coke dealer.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. Giancarlo G I A N Carlo Stanton. It reminds me of the Disneyland haunted house. The less time I'm there, the better. Giancarlo said, okay, what do you think of that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he is a handsome guy.

[Chick McGee]

And his name is Giancarlo. That's romantic.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Giancarlo.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you think that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Giancarlo, stop touching my.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, Josh, you know, you know the most about baseball. Do you think that Milwaukee puts up all of their visit the visiting teams at this hotel, and it gives Them a true home field advantage because the players know it's haunted.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Potentially. Yeah. But for the most part, you want your. Your away teams to be comfortable as well.

[Tom Griswold]

You do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you do.

[Chick McGee]

However, in the NFL, the famous story is that John Madden, Raiders are playing the Chiefs and he had a guy pose as an exterminator out in the hallway so both locker rooms could hear him. And Madden started talking real loud about the rat problem they had at Alameda Stadium. And there was. There was a rat problem, but it wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

And who painted.

[Chick McGee]

The Chiefs heard him and were freaked out about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Who painted the visiting locker rooms pink?

[Chick McGee]

That's. Yeah, that's a famous story, too. I forget which one that is.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, the haunted hotel in Milwaukee. Because you believe in gamesmanships.

[Pat Godwin]

I believe in haunted hotels. I'd love to see them Josh shows.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever been to the. Have you. Isn't there a famous haunted hotel in Northern Michigan somewhere?

[Josh Arnold]

If so, I'm not aware.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Haywood said he stayed there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I've never been to the Overlook. Have you, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

No, my kids have. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the shot in Colorado.

[Pat Godwin]

Colorado. Estes, Colorado.

[Chick McGee]

What is that? That's not the name of the hotel, though. Is it the Overlook?

[Josh Arnold]

No, and I'm sorry. In the Shining. It is. I forget what the actual.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't remember. The girls have stayed there.

[Chick McGee]

The Doomsday Arms. I think I did a gig at.

[Christy Lee]

The Con yet, which outside of Erie, which was haunted. And there were people actually there that were doing like the TV show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, actually some investigations.

[Pat Godwin]

A paranormal thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You did a show? There were. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There were no people.

[Christy Lee]

It was scared a lot of. Just ghosts at my performance.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I did a haunted castle in Springfield, Missouri. There's this like, castle thing and they're like, oh, this place is very haunted. I was like, yes. And then a couple years later, I saw it on Ghost Adventures. They were doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought that was a fun story. But I have been informed that that the Pfister Hotel, I'm not sure this is true, is pronounced Feaster. Yeah. I've got to check on this feaster. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Silly.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Feast.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Someone sent me a letter saying it's pronounced F E A S T E R Feast.

[Chick McGee]

They force you into a Peter Laurie impersonation.

[Tom Griswold]

I was downstairs when I got feasted.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

So he thinks feasted is okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is what he's just.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Feasted.

[Pat Godwin]

And it is Spelled P, F, I, S, T. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not going to stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe someone can clear that up for us.

[Chick McGee]

But I know there are fister. Fister faucets, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They are the workhorse of America.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder if they're related.

[Tom Griswold]

Developed by Mr. And Mrs. Fister.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've seen a lot of fisters in bathrooms.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, if. If there's a fister, often it's in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you wear a glove.

[Chick McGee]

You'd wear a glove for a fister.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't feel anything with those things on.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you guys doing?

[Chick McGee]

He said it was okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You think it's weird that the guy's wife is traveling with him?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. To the game.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no.

[Pat Godwin]

My thing is, if I was married to a baseball player, I'd be with him, too.

[Chick McGee]

When I was married, my feeling was with the comedy tour. If I'm going down the road, if I take the wife, how am I going to get laid?

[Pat Godwin]

That's. Which is why the wife wants to go.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

So you don't get laid.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I'll torture you on the road.

[Josh Arnold]

Wives can be sea blocks, can't they?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, who's that? That's my aunt.

[Josh Arnold]

Husbands can be, too. A woman sees a hotter guy and I can't sleep with him because my damn husband.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. You don't think that happens with women?

[Josh Arnold]

Too.

[Tom Griswold]

Black. All her wing.

[Chick McGee]

We got. We got needs.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward. In any event, Feaster. So we have to find if it's feast or fister. Fister. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

If they don't have a restaurant called.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I guess Fister Fam. Yeah, there's the very small portion.

[Chick McGee]

No, it'd be feasters. Feast or famine? The feast or hotel? Welcome to Famines. How can I help you?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought they were with hotel and not army arms.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you have fister arms. Thank you. I've been working.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't happen past the elbow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then there's a place called the Elbow Room.

[Chick McGee]

That's gonna hurt you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Okay, time to move forward here. You know what I'd like to do right now? I have a little nice. Nice Saturday afternoon tailgate party and getting ready for the games and. Oh, look at this. We have some steaks on the grill, my friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that's a great idea. Boy. Saturdays, college football. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or fencing.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you're just here. You're just here for the meat. We all know it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is my new favorite thing. Watching Josh look up from the script and Start ad libbing.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then about three seconds in, there's this pause. I don't know where I'm going.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know me. I enjoy climbing a diving board.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Getting to the edge and not knowing if there's water in the pool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely. Gotta dive, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

And again, here we are. Pat, when he pauses, could you maybe play us a little something?

[Chick McGee]

Phil, play the intro to that cat song. Tom loves that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, by the way, did you. I happened to walk by and Pat's laptop was still open and that song was on there. Do you know what he titled it?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Cat on a Minivan Roof.

[Chick McGee]

A little.

[Josh Arnold]

A little Tennessee Williams.

[Christy Lee]

I make jokes for myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's get back to this, shall we? The fan favorite, filet mignons. You guys are all familiar with them. That's right. They've achieved the distinction of USDA certified. Very tender. They're not messing around. These are some delicious hunks of meat. You know, I've been called that.

[Pat Godwin]

You are not.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Makes a great gift. Send them to your friends. Stakes. We love them. Coming up, comedian Chad Daniels. Coming up, the shoeing of the week with our winner from week six, Evan Clem. I'll remind you, week seven in the NFL begins this evening. It's the old man versus the old man. It's going to be fun with Cincinnati taking on Pittsburgh and two older quarterbacks. And you have a chance to win that gift card from Steven Singer jewelers details that I hate. Stevensinger.com when it comes to the inventory, just go to bobandtom.com contest to enter for week seven. Just pick the winners. It's that simple. You could be like our winner from this past week, Evan Clem, who we're going to talk to later on. Today on this show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom show.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

What'd you do to Christy?

[Josh Arnold]

I tried to kiss her again.

[Chick McGee]

She sounds a little shaken. That's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chair Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Getting some stuff organized over here. Coming up, comedian Chad Daniels. Coming up, the shoe in of the week with our winner from week six of our competition, Evan Clem. He'll be taking on the Chickster. He made his sports picks. You can make yours before the game starts tonight, please. And you could win yourself that $500e gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Just pick all the winners in the NFL beginning with the old man bowl tonight.

[Pat Godwin]

Uncle Clem. You know my uncle Clem was a milliner.

[Josh Arnold]

A milliner. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Made hats and very light footed.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Pat Godwin]

When he passed away, there was a fight in the family over his jewelry. I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he a confirmed bachelor?

[Pat Godwin]

He was a confirmed bachelor.

[Josh Arnold]

Was his funeral also filled with questions like who's that gentleman?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I was too young.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is that guy weeping so much at the funeral?

[Pat Godwin]

It was definitely the.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any of his hats?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. I wish I did.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I don't know when this is going to happen, but you guys don't want to Miss my funeral. Okay. That's all I'm saying.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? My mom to.

[Chick McGee]

Lots of surprises.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope this doesn't cause any issues. My mom said at my grandpa's funeral, her father, there was a woman that came in and no one knew who she was, and she was inconsolable.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe it was his high school sweetheart.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You have no.

[Pat Godwin]

Who knows who loved him all these years? And, you know, now that you say.

[Chick McGee]

That, I remember finding out my grandfather. My mom's dad. And you can do the math on that. And that's who taught my mother to be mean. Anyway, apparently he had an entirely other family that I didn't know about till I was in my 30s.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my.

[Al Jackson]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And he'd been dead a long time. Had, like, a whole bunch of people coming out of. Hey, you're my. And I'm like, I'm not either. No. You know, your grandfather was my dad. I'm like, well, good for you. But I. Yeah, it's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Get off the DNA.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Family secrets, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Biggest family secret. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Go for me.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, the guy behind you. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think. Can't think of anything all that interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really? What about the uncle that died in Vegas with a horse?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, and also, didn't for some reason, Rock Hudson show up at your dad's funeral?

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe Bruce is go.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did have. I did have an uncle that had a rather unpleasant.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Demise in Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

And was he Penis death?

[Chick McGee]

I remember my grandfather's funeral. We were back in the. You know, there's a room for the family where you have coffee. My dad and my uncle and me, and I would have been eight or nine. I, I. Since I've never laughed that hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, I. You're exactly right, man.

[Chick McGee]

So hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And I can't even remember what we talked about, but, God, I was crying. They were crying.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

Crying from laughing, not sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes funerals really can bring, you know, families.

[Chick McGee]

He was kind of a monster, too, so. Well. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, we have something lively and happy in the news. And in sports, I believe. What is. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

All right, here we go. Guess who. Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

We decided to rush yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Topic, not person.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

A New Zealand man has a name so long.

[Josh Arnold]

How long is it?

[Chick McGee]

It takes 20 minutes to say.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

He had a name so long, he could suck it. But that's a different poem. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Missing a word there. Unless his name was Dick.

[Chick McGee]

It'S a world record. Born Lawrence George Watkins. And not only that, this guy. It's going to get more irritating.

[Pat Godwin]

He made it up.

[Chick McGee]

The 60 year old's full name is now.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh no.

[Chick McGee]

2,253 words. Watkins submitted a legal application to change his name in 1990 to this. This behemoth of just.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't count. It's just. This is buying a world record.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was awarded the Guinness World Record for the longest Christian name in 1992.

[Tom Griswold]

It actually went through several courts. Wow. Before they declared it legal.

[Chick McGee]

Real dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? Oh, here he is with the name written out.

[Chick McGee]

Look at me. I'm really something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Can you imagine getting behind this guy at Starbucks? What's your name, sir? Jackson Floyd.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like. Looks like he's got a Tom. Don't you think he's got a little genie weenie going on there. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. You know, Khaki's boner.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You call them genie weenies, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I never heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's important though, if you ever. So if you see this guy, you will go. Go the walk the other way immediately so you don't have to talk to him.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right. Does anyone want anything to do with this?

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you about how my name is so long. No.

[Josh Arnold]

How did he justify that? All right. Yeah. We've spent enough time on that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

That reminds me though. Do you remember the famous story of the Hawaiian? Do we have that? The lady that was on the tv. The newscaster and the.

[Chick McGee]

A new Elaki Wakana.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like the. The longest name that was.

[Chick McGee]

I can't stop this feeling.

[Josh Arnold]

Which I thought they probably edited together just for her sake. But you guys said you saw the actual video and she's just ragging it off.

[Chick McGee]

She nails.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

But see, that's legit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a real name.

[Tom Griswold]

Super long name.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a case I think involving. They wouldn't put the name on a driver's license because it was. Yeah. Here's. This is the actual newscaster. This is real. In a world where nothing is, this is actually real.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

For the past 20 years, Janice Lokelani Ke' Ihana Iku Kawakahi Hulihe Kahauna elementary has had to carry two IDs.

[Tom Griswold]

Now someone should give that newscaster. Yes, that is. That's award winning newscast. The shortest award winning newscast in history.

[Josh Arnold]

But can we admit she has edited the name between the copy. She speaks and then they plug in the name that she actually does say. Do you think you can tell? Listen to the audio.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

For the past 20 years, Janice.

[Tom Griswold]

Has.

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

Had to carry two IDs.

[Chick McGee]

No, because they.

[Tom Griswold]

You can.

[Chick McGee]

Right before she says Janice, and right.

[Josh Arnold]

After the last name, there's even. There's a shift in sound and everything. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Dips a little.

[Tom Griswold]

But I thought we saw the vision, the video of her doing it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think. I don't think that's the case then.

[Tom Griswold]

That is super annoying, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that Other cultures have all these names.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of like it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, here in America, we like to limit it to three.

[Pat Godwin]

Three names.

[Tom Griswold]

And didn't you give yourself. Weren't you saying you have a confirmation name? Christie. What's your extra name?

[Pat Godwin]

Marie.

[Tom Griswold]

I was really hoping it would be something like a stripper name.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you go.

[Christy Lee]

It's religious.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can't go with, like, Galaxy or Crystal.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a saint.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think there's a Saint Mercedes. Although there should be a lot of. Is there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a patron saint of strippers? I'll bet there is.

[Pat Godwin]

Probably entertainers. Maybe. It all falls under one category.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they don't.

[Christy Lee]

That's Saint Genesis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I almost.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

You have the medal. Yeah, Right here. Almost.

[Josh Arnold]

Promise you there is not a patron saint.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

Of strippers.

[Pat Godwin]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

There'S no official patron saint for strippers, but several figures are considered honorary or symbolic patron saints of sex, work and related professions.

[Josh Arnold]

That would make. I mean, it is the oldest profession.

[Chick McGee]

Including St. Nicholas, Margo, St. James. That just sounds like a sex worker.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like a stripper name.

[Chick McGee]

And somebody of Antioch. Pelagia of Antioch.

[Pat Godwin]

And we just canonized a young boy. Youngest saint. I'm 15 years old. He's dead. Stop it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, you can't be a saint and be alive, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. And you do have to pass certain beatifications. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you have to prove their miracles. And you can't be on an American stamp when you're still alive. That we get that clarified. That's true. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. I think that changed.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, because it's the same thing, isn't there?

[Christy Lee]

That the body doesn't decompose. Isn't that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Because they would have in. In the mid-80s, they would have made Cosby stamps and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. And they'd still be out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They'd lick you back. What about you? Let Them pass out.

[Josh Arnold]

Why am I drowsy?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, I think they're going to change the one president's on money. You wait and see.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Carlo Acutis is our new Saint who was 15 when he passed away.

[Tom Griswold]

Acutis.

[Pat Godwin]

Acutis. A C U T I S and.

[Chick McGee]

What I am the cutest and he.

[Josh Arnold]

Saints used to have to at least put perform something that was considered a miracle, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we know what that was? I can look it up.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm trying to remember. I know he was categorized.

[Tom Griswold]

A computer thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. He was categorizing all of the miracles that had been attributed to saints.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was. Yeah, some kind of Internet. In any event, this guy whose name is the world's longest has the. Has the world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think. Yeah, it really shouldn't count, but. Hey, what are you going to do?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, is that our sports broadcast?

[Josh Arnold]

You think he has it memorized?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like a complete loser. I'm surprised. I'm surprised he was able to sit upright long enough to get back to the bar.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that sports.

[Tom Griswold]

This looks like a complete.

[Chick McGee]

It's a chunk of chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

You imagine you'd be somewhere. That's got to go up. Hey, I have the world's longest name.

[Chick McGee]

Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to hear my name, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I did. I kind of don't, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go away.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you please break that bottle and shove it in my eye.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're not going to talk about tonight's. Did you pick it yet?

[Chick McGee]

I think we already did, didn't we?

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Two oldest quarterbacks there. Well, we talked about it. Boom.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, did you pick the game he's.

[Josh Arnold]

Going to on the Instagram?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's on the Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the spread? Cincinnati.

[Chick McGee]

Cincinnati getting four. Three in the hook maybe, but on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not going to tell us until we talk to Evan?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's on my Instagram. The chick McGee. Go ahead, look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, coming up, Chad Daniels, comedian. Right now.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you excited about this? What if one of them gets hurt?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to be good. I think it's. You've got two great quarterbacks with super bowl winners. We got one and they're one great headed by NFL. By NFL standards they're ancient.

[Chick McGee]

You think Flacco gets into the hall of Fame first ballot? Is that what you think? If you think that, you're living in a fool's paradise.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Joe because he's a nice guy and I think it'll be exciting to see him.

[Pat Godwin]

And there are a lot of nice guys, but they're not NFL quarterbacks.

[Tom Griswold]

Whose side are you on here?

[Chick McGee]

We're trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you're. I bet your. Oh, your husband is a Green Bay Packer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. So he's not a Baron.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not. After all those.

[Pat Godwin]

Not now. He's playing for the Steelers.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? All those super bowl titles. You mean one.

[Tom Griswold]

One. No, but I mean nvp. The point is these. It's watching two great people. Two people that are great at their job, put it that way.

[Pat Godwin]

He is going to Pittsburgh, though, to see a game next weekend, I think. I think the Steelers play the packers in Pittsburgh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the story. I'm going to Pittsburgh. Yeah. That's what I'm doing for me and Margo St. James.

[Tom Griswold]

That's French for side pieces. Christy, give us the teaser.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you afraid of the dark? We'll come. We'll come back with that. Are you.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know what's in there.

[Josh Arnold]

That is the scary part.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember Ireland's Molly Malone?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Selling cockles.

[Chick McGee]

No, I remember Molly.

[Pat Godwin]

We have a boob job for Molly coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

A boob job.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not hear the first word properly. That's.

[Pat Godwin]

We had the story wax out of your ears.

[Chick McGee]

We had.

[Tom Griswold]

We had. I have hearing issues. I'm disabled.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you get a placard, too, in your car? Because you're.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd love to have one of those. We.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you get one?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a far away parker. I like the walk. We had the story about. This is the statue where they were touching the bronze and it was all shiny in the boobage. All right. Okay, we'll talk about that. Also, I know, for those of you that I know, Pat and Christy and I are all fans of the protein shake.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see what happened in the news yesterday? Yikes. Oh, we'll find out about what's going on with those. We have a naked burglar. And we've got another highway song for you with another critter on the highway, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

So get out your guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's all coming up. And also we have news from Florida involving Florida man and what color car appears to attract bird poop. The most interesting they've.

[Pat Godwin]

That is interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Science has attacked this problem, and we're gonna find out exactly what's going on. This is important stuff. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

I am the very model of a modern major general.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

At the News Center. Yep, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. There.

[Chick McGee]

The I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chuck McGee. Coming up, we're going to talk to comedian Chad Daniels. Also coming up, the shoe in of the week with our little Evan Clem.

[Chick McGee]

I believe Chad has a special called dad Channels, Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll look forward to that. I'm a big fan. Very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

It smells in here. Why?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what's going on?

[Chick McGee]

There's a smell in here. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

It smelled in the hallway and it smells in here. Yep. And kind of in the green room. Christy, did you notice that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, with my declaration earlier that I had gas here in the studio.

[Josh Arnold]

You are suspect number one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I am suspect. Yes, I am.

[Josh Arnold]

But you. I mean, we will believe you if you tell us it hasn't happened again.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have one that trailed in? Because I haven't even been out in the hall.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay, okay. There may have been an incident in the bathroom.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I tried to keep it isolated in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you do the cutoff?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, the wave got rid of the cut off wave.

[Chick McGee]

The vapor lock. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's fair enough. I think some got out.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be great?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they've been announcing the Nobel Prizes. Wouldn't it be great if some scientists wanted. He established the fact that the wave is an effective way to have flatulence go.

[Chick McGee]

The common sense Nobel Prize.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it does indeed work.

[Tom Griswold]

The things we appreciate.

[Chick McGee]

Would you guys get irritated if I did the rest of this story like the rest of this, this broadcast this morning show like Arnold Stang or that's not Arnold Stang. Who is it?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the Smuckers guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I would love it because I have very. I get wistful when you.

[Chick McGee]

Chunky. That's a chunk of chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're doing the.

[Josh Arnold]

I always loved Mason Adams.

[Chick McGee]

That's a chocolate.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why. As a kid he was in movies. He must have reminded me of some kind of grandfatherly figure that I just found. And I love Smuckers.

[Tom Griswold]

And so did you have Mason.

[Chick McGee]

This is Arnold Stang. I don't have Mason Adams.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, wait a minute. Arnold Stang. For those of you that are trying to remember, you may recall the movie. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Etc World. The famous gas station attendance. It's Arnold Stang. And who's the other guy?

[Chick McGee]

Melvin Kaplan. Yeah, Marvin Kaplan.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple nerds.

[Tom Griswold]

Arnold Stang had a kind of a Woody Allen esque look. Look before Woody.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Glasses, real small. He's like five, very thick accent, like a thin guy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you have some Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

This is Arnold. Chunky.

[Tom Griswold]

What a chunk of chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

What a chunk of chocolate.

[Josh Arnold]

Jim Norton could do that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

But the reason we have the other guys.

[Chick McGee]

Smuckers.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy with a name like Smuckers.

[Josh Arnold]

It has for those my age. You would, you would remember him in Son in Law. He's the grandpa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, with.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. That's one of his more.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, do you have the Smucker's story, Christine?

[Pat Godwin]

I do. They're suing Trader Joe's saying its new crustless PB&J sandwiches are too similar to Smucker's Uncrustables, except for the good flavor. In the lawsuit, Smucker said the round crustless sandwiches Trader Joe's sells have the same pie like crimp markings on their edges that uncrustables do, violating its trademark. Smucker also argues that the boxes for Trader Joe's PB&J sandwiches also violate the company's trademarks because they feature very similar packaging design. Smucker is seeking restitution from Trader Joe's and wants a judge to require Trader Joe's to deliver all products and packaging to Smucker to be destroyed. Smucker claims consumers are already confusing the products. I just saw these on Saturday when I was at the store. Yeah, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I think they're dissimilar enough. I really.

[Pat Godwin]

I think they're dissimilar enough too. I don't think the packaging at all is the same.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, the packaging is quite.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they're they're round with crimped edges and they're full of peanut butter and jellies.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean is that.

[Pat Godwin]

I can make that at home. I have a crimper at home.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But the round shape. And by the way, when they make those, what do they do with the extra bread?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

They're not. They're not taking, believe me, bread slices.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And when they manufacture circles out of them.

[Chick McGee]

When they manufacture.

[Pat Godwin]

Not like we do at home.

[Josh Arnold]

With crumbles.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Crustables. They have exactly the amount of bread they need.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I heard that. They. Them square. They make the round ones and they. They. They. They send the. The little ring that's left to homeless shelters.

[Josh Arnold]

There is.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember why Uncrustables has been in the news? I don't know why this came during the off season, the NFL season, NFL teams. Evidently everybody loves Uncrustables.

[Josh Arnold]

The numbers are astounding. How many they eat.

[Chick McGee]

They thousands weekly consuming an estimated 3, 600 to 4300 per week league wide. And 80,000 annually. The Eat the Most Uncrustables. 700 per week among all the players.

[Tom Griswold]

Enough. Walk me through them. For those that are not familiar with.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncrustables, it's a frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's around.

[Tom Griswold]

Not everybody knows them, of course.

[Chick McGee]

The name tells you what they are. And they're Peanut butter and jelly.

[Pat Godwin]

Anybody who's had kids.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a round frozen peanut butter circle. Frozen. You either sit them on the counter for 20 minutes, you.

[Chick McGee]

One thing for me. Just do one thing for me. Explain it to me so I understand. He can't quantify it. How stupid you think we are. And I'm speaking on behalf of people in the studio and people listening. How stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone knows what Uncrustables are.

[Josh Arnold]

Not everyone knows what Uncrustables are. But everybody's supposed to know a Frank Zappa poster.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why you're. That's why you are impossible.

[Chick McGee]

You are absolutely impossible. The.

[Tom Griswold]

The Fi. Zappa Crappa poster is. That's. Those that understand iconic shifts, contemporary live.

[Josh Arnold]

In the real world.

[Chick McGee]

They're close with.

[Tom Griswold]

I've had children. I'm fully aware of that. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But you also.

[Pat Godwin]

Your kids don't eat Uncrustables.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way they do. They're forced to eat carrot puddings.

[Chick McGee]

One right in front of them. I'm sure Magna, the downstairs maid makes them every morning for them.

[Pat Godwin]

My kids had Those in their lunchbox every day now.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you're on the. If you're on the jury, wouldn't you say that this is awfully close to the product itself?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd go, yeah, it's close. But a Whopper is close to a quarter pounder with cheese. Who cares?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, you're wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm kind of not wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

If I could blindfold you and hand.

[Josh Arnold]

You a Whopper, of course I could tell the difference. But I can also tell a big difference between the uncrustable and the trader in taste. Yes, I've had both.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one do you like better?

[Josh Arnold]

The Uncrustables is far better. Chick is hyperventilating.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to thaw the uncrustable that was in the freezer.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we had a listener right in the once and I. And I have now adopted this. And it's perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Frozen uncrustable in the toaster, three minutes. Boom. Comes out the. The. It's hot on our. Warm on the outside and. And kind of crispy. And then the per. The inside's perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the. Does the jelly leak into the toast?

[Josh Arnold]

That was a concern of mine. It does not at all. It will not open now.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you do it Elvis style? Take a.

[Chick McGee]

Take like fall asleep on the bathroom floor and eat.

[Josh Arnold]

One doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. That would be. Might be good. Take it. Take a. Oh, peanut butter and bacon sandwich is awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know the secret? They toast the bread.

[Tom Griswold]

Take a frying pan, three sticks of butter so you've got a solid inch of hot butter.

[Chick McGee]

You know what, you've added the three sticks aspect. I like it though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just really fatten you up. Oh, yeah. And then. And then you. You deep fried in that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think you would consider deep fried. If you're using a skillet. You need a fryer for a deep fryer.

[Tom Griswold]

Even better, you take some young lady back to your place.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you this.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, baby, would you like to have a couple of deep fried uncrustables? And you take out your.

[Chick McGee]

Take out your teeth. Is that what they make French fries with?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet somebody's. You know what that would be.

[Pat Godwin]

That might be the next fryer.

[Josh Arnold]

That might be the next state fair deep fried uncrustable.

[Chick McGee]

That would be delicious.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder if you could put it in the air fryer?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably. But boy, that's why.

[Tom Griswold]

So should we. Do we have. Can we tomorrow do Trader Joe's versus the uncrustable?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And do a taste test Well, I.

[Chick McGee]

Hope Trader Joe's is getting lawyered up, because here's who's coming for them.

[Tom Griswold]

Smucker's strawberry preserves and jam are America's favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

Mason.

[Tom Griswold]

Ann. That's because America. Because he talks like a baby. Smuckers is famous for. Is he still with us?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

After berry spoon after spoon, jar after jar. Same like Smuckers. It has to be good. With a name like Smuckers, you're going to get sued.

[Chick McGee]

Jar after jar.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

It has to be coy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonder who thought of it. Because every I know growing up, I insisted on having the crust taken off my sandwich.

[Pat Godwin]

I have no doubt Pampered Chef sells a thing where you can make your own at home, which I did.

[Tom Griswold]

So they got sued by smoking.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they've been. I mean, doing it forever.

[Tom Griswold]

You call your older T shirts come crustables, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

He. Okay, he didn't think. Here's what happened. He didn't think just saying crustables for your T shirt was going to work.

[Josh Arnold]

He wanted that. He want the un right. So the Right. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyone who's ever done any poetry, he's right.

[Tom Griswold]

The number of syllables, one must match.

[Josh Arnold]

Because there is that on them.

[Tom Griswold]

And you are a T shirt guy. As opposed to something.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have established this and you are long time listeners.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I will get my joke out.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead, please. It's totally lost.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just setting it up.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll save it for a show or something.

[Chick McGee]

Like Smuckers. It has to be good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Crunchables were around since 2000.

[Chick McGee]

You think he talked like that at home with. I think it.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I think. I don't think it was an affectation. I think he did.

[Chick McGee]

I think it had to be a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

What TV show was he on?

[Chick McGee]

Lou Grant.

[Tom Griswold]

Grant.

[Chick McGee]

He played. I forget what his name was on there, but he was Lou's ball. He was like the editor.

[Tom Griswold]

Mary, My zipper seems to be stunned.

[Chick McGee]

No, Mary Tyler Moore wasn't on Special episode.

[Josh Arnold]

She was a guest star.

[Chick McGee]

Lou Grant was on Mary Tyler Moore. Not Mary Tyler. More on Lou Grant.

[Tom Griswold]

Phyllis, My zippers.

[Josh Arnold]

Mason, it's like the director. You hear the director off camera.

[Chick McGee]

Mason, put your penis away. Mason.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Chris.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

They sell away. You can make uncrustables at home with this little machine.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a little thing. I could bring it in tomorrow and show you. Yeah, you can make your own. You just.

[Chick McGee]

I used to bang the hell out.

[Pat Godwin]

Of Claude Crimps it crimps the edges all the way around. You just pull the crust off and you got your own uncrustables.

[Tom Griswold]

It is kind of a brilliant idea in the beginning with a penis like this.

[Chick McGee]

It's gotta be.

[Pat Godwin]

I use it a lot of times. If I don't have a bun for a hamburger or something, I will cut. I will cut a bun out of my.

[Chick McGee]

You're just a regular Martha Stewart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's called a crimp.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a crimper thing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have a sandwich press?

[Pat Godwin]

I do not.

[Josh Arnold]

Or a panini maker?

[Pat Godwin]

I do not. I used to have a George Foreman grill, and I would use that as a panini thing, but I love that. Got rid of that.

[Christy Lee]

That's a single dad's best friend right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know. I got rid of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got an idea for you.

[Josh Arnold]

This will work.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is more maybe a restaurant thing.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody stop him.

[Tom Griswold]

You would serve a tomato juice and vodka and one of those sandwiches. It'd be the Crimson, the Bloods.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. The Crimps and the Bloods.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think? No. Okay. Yeah, you know, like a West side Story thing. Contemporary. Contemporary.

[Chick McGee]

West side Story contemporary.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, instead of the jets and the Sharks.

[Chick McGee]

Top of mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah, we'll go way more real with it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's served with a scarf. What do you call those things they wear well?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my offer still stands, by the way. Five bucks. Anybody who watches west side Story for the first time and enjoys it. Oh, get back to me.

[Tom Griswold]

The best. Kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Which version? The movie.

[Chick McGee]

The movie. The original movie.

[Pat Godwin]

Black and white movie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not black and white. It's in color.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is a color one, like.

[Tom Griswold]

10 Academy, all the press slacks. My favorite actors. George Jacaris. Oh, you know Russ Tamblyn.

[Chick McGee]

Russ Tamblyn, of course. His body of work is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I just read his book.

[Chick McGee]

Well, good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great book. He's good on fine art. He's the dad of. What's her name?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not helping you.

[Tom Griswold]

Amber. Amber Tamblyn. Great book. Coming up, comedian Chad Daniels. Now, she's a great actor today in history. So is Russ. We have alpaca. Don't you have. Don't you want to get an alpaca Christie?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I have one right here, thanks to your son Willie. There's my little alpaca.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, you want to get a real one, right, for your house?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but I can't because my hoa won't allow me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

But, Andy, you're all on board for Christy getting an alpaca, right?

[Chick McGee]

As long as it involves her leaving town.

[Tom Griswold]

Work. Coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

We are the musers on the pod.

[Announcer]

So far, we've discussed people we love.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't tell you guys. Cuban emailed me. What are you wearing? Well, no, that's not. Things we love. Got way into typewriters. How many typewriters do you own?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Guesstimate.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time to get really down and dirty.

[Chick McGee]

These are great ideas. Start a podcast and forget to promote it on social media. So what is our podcast about?

[Chad Daniels]

Yeah, whatever we feel like the musers.

[Chick McGee]

The podcast.

[Announcer]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's Christy Lee. Hey. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. What are you snickering at?

[Tom Griswold]

I just was. This letter is really funny.

[Announcer]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you able to share it on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were talking yesterday to Jimmy Pardo.

[Josh Arnold]

Great comedian, so fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Jimmy is on the road. I believe he's in St. Louis this evening. Am I getting this right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. At the Funny Bone.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Funny Bone.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. He's at the Bone.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bone. The reason I'm bringing it up, we were talking about concert T shirts, and he's a huge music fan and has dozens of classic rock T shirts. And interestingly enough, he keeps them folded in alphabetical order.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was saying he at one point had considered. I guess maybe this was. Was this your idea? Someone said turn them into a.

[Pat Godwin]

A quilt.

[Tom Griswold]

A quilt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have that letter? Is that what you're talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have it handy, but we'll get to that tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, because I want to show the picture. Someone made a quilt out of theirs. It is pretty cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool. Yeah. I've seen it online and I think it is cool.

[Pat Godwin]

I've had a skirt made with that before. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And some of them are actually quite valuable. This one. This one. Oh, there we go. Okay, that's. Do you have that letter?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Kyle. Heard your segment with Pardo. About old band shirts. Years ago, my mom made this quilt out of my old shirts. They run the gamut from 80s hair glam bands like Def Leppard to brutal death metal bands like Necrophagist, oh Boy. And Hate Eternal. I think Josh will appreciate the Pantera and Slayer shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

That really is cool.

[Chick McGee]

Love the show. That's Kyle from Boise.

[Tom Griswold]

But a lot of those shirts are actually quite valuable. Oh, if the original one's been. And obviously right now with Urban Outfitters, they're everywhere, right? Kids are wearing Nirvana. We've talked about that ad nauseam. My fault. As a substitute teacher, I see a lot of band T shirts. One of my Students wore a 1971 Elton John concert tour T shirt.

[Chick McGee]

No, huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Not knowing that they were probably wearing something quite expensive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. On the back. All the venues where the concert appeared, including Wichita, Kansas. I was at that concert from. This is from a Chuck in Goddard, Kansas. Then he's P.S. everything hurts. Man of a certain.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that, Pat? When Elton John would go on concert and play good songs? Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I do.

[Christy Lee]

71 was a great year. I saw him in Wildwood.

[Chick McGee]

I saw him at 75 at Richfield Coliseum.

[Tom Griswold]

Him I'm a few years ago.

[Pat Godwin]

75 years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

He was great. And in any event, I was listening.

[Josh Arnold]

To the Love tonight. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road this morning. He was on brilliant album on the way in. And I realized I do not know what he is saying after he declares I'm going back to my plow. And he says back to.

[Christy Lee]

Back to the howling I found in the woods.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. Something out in the woods.

[Chick McGee]

Howling dog, I think. Is that howling back to the howling.

[Josh Arnold]

Dog out out in the woods.

[Pat Godwin]

That makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, that works.

[Pat Godwin]

That works.

[Josh Arnold]

And then hunting the horny back toe.

[Pat Godwin]

Hunting.

[Tom Griswold]

The horn.

[Chick McGee]

It started. Honestly, for me, it started falling apart with the song Yellow Brick Road.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like Yellow Road.

[Tom Griswold]

I really like it. That's a great.

[Josh Arnold]

Calm down. I think it's great.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly where it falls apart.

[Chick McGee]

That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

When the guy says, hey, I'm not a pretty present for your friends to.

[Tom Griswold]

Open.

[Chick McGee]

Too young to be singing.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, not good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I think it's quite good.

[Chick McGee]

So goodbye yellow brick Road where the dogs of society. How. And by the way, one of my favorite tribute bands, Elton John Tribute the Dogs of Society.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Real. Real dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is.

[Chick McGee]

What is the lyric back to the whole. Back to the howling old owls. Oh, hunting the horny back toad. Oh, it's a little story.

[Josh Arnold]

So it really is hunting the horny.

[Chick McGee]

Back to back toe. Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

The owls are hunting the horny back.

[Chick McGee]

I finally decided my future lies beyond the yellow brick road.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. So he says hey you. You. I. I tried it. I came from this rural area.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to go back.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm kind of tired of being on exhibit here. It's not for me. What a good story.

[Chick McGee]

I'll bet they'll shoot down the plane. It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics on your feet again.

[Tom Griswold]

The first song you got hate. You sure know the lyrics.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

He says hey I didn't know no better.

[Josh Arnold]

He says vodka and tonic. I've been singing Acurin tablets and my whole life I've gone oh, I need to look up what Acurin was like if it was some sort of downer or upper.

[Tom Griswold]

We all do that. You make up the of course sees.

[Christy Lee]

You as something more than sex.

[Josh Arnold]

I defy you now to listen to that song and not hear Acurin tablets.

[Tom Griswold]

What would Acurin. Acurin would be. Would that be one of those memory aiding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I just assumed it was one of.

[Tom Griswold]

Those some drug scams out there for you know. I couldn't remember my own name to like.

[Chick McGee]

Are you tired of trying to get. Are you tired of trying to get up in the morning? Hi, I'm Mason Adams. Would you. You need an Acurin tablet.

[Josh Arnold]

If I had googled accurate tablets do you think what it said do you mean vodka and Thomas.

[Chick McGee]

It might have get you up in the morning and headache relief a just a touch of meth accurate.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're gonna head over that way. That is the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee wearing two different new Bob and Tom sweatshirts. Those are really nice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. We gotta. Where do you get. Where does one get them us.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't get them anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not available. They're a popup shop. You know I feel like you have been told that numerous times.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. You've been told that.

[Christy Lee]

You got to write that down.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll explain how radio works later.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean? Go explain how radio works now.

[Tom Griswold]

Pull that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm tired of hearing about it. You explain it right now.

[Josh Arnold]

How does radio work? You having something incorrect?

[Pat Godwin]

We're all listening.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't a joke. You have to teach us.

[Chick McGee]

I want to know.

[Tom Griswold]

I really like those. We should reissue them.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, let's get.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked you for some news.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what you're doing.

[Chick McGee]

This is my Fault.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, there's a new study out there that reveals which types of cars attract the most bird droppings. Oh, if you're in the market to buy a new car, listen up.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard birds hate Buicks. That's what I heard.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, actually, we're going to start with the color. What color do you think birds like the most?

[Chick McGee]

White. White. I'm gonna go white.

[Josh Arnold]

That would have been my guess.

[Christy Lee]

That would have been black.

[Pat Godwin]

Brown cars are the most likely to get pooped on.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

But you gotta hunt out a brown car.

[Josh Arnold]

The UPS trucks are just.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they're originally white. That's what happens.

[Chick McGee]

And I've heard. I've heard that birds can't control when they defecate. It just. That's how. That's why it happens that way. It just happens. They can't. They have no control.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, wait, wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

Second.

[Josh Arnold]

Did a bird tell you this?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe an embarrassed bird.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it the dodo?

[Chick McGee]

Might have been the dodo. Dodo.

[Christy Lee]

Dodo, bird.

[Chick McGee]

Do they sell?

[Tom Griswold]

Since nobody gets newspapers anymore, do they sell like papers to put at the bottom of your parrot's cage?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm sure they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Throw an iPad down.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, the digital age.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to. Welcome to Hackies. Are you ready for your headliner? Here's Tom Griswold. Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I wonder what you're. You do use mail.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just asking. It's a fair question.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you could use those flyers that.

[Tom Griswold]

Come in the mail.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Followed by red and black vehicles.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Ram trucks. Top the list is the most frequently targeted by bird droppings.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they know this?

[Pat Godwin]

See, that's what I want to know.

[Josh Arnold]

I know Ram trucks ride my ass more than any vehicle on the road.

[Tom Griswold]

I would agree with that.

[Pat Godwin]

And they're pretty loud.

[Tom Griswold]

Very aggressive.

[Pat Godwin]

Followed by Jeep, Chevrolet, Nissans, and dodges. More than 1 in 10 drivers report actual paint damage caused by bird droppings.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd heard that it can eat away.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to the car wash. Don't park under a tree. That might help.

[Pat Godwin]

Close to one third of Americans surveyed feel like birds have personally singled out their vehicle for attack. You know, I said that from parking right here.

[Tom Griswold]

I know I park under the tree.

[Chick McGee]

But, you know the good news about that tree? It's dying. Dang. Did you see that? It's not going to be that long.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just fall.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you gonna take that spider?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. Hang on a second. I got out and I looked up and I said, boy, those leaves were falling. Off. I bet that tree's dying.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you're right.

[Pat Godwin]

Might be the drought stand.

[Tom Griswold]

Correct. I think it's just by the way people say that it was dry.

[Chick McGee]

Died before that. Smart ass.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm a big tree fan. Did people say that that bird poop is damaging their, their paint? Oh, I, I'm somewhat skeptical. But now if it's denting your car, that means you live in an area full of pterodactyls.

[Pat Godwin]

15% said they've been pooped on while getting in or out of their vehicle.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's funny. Always funny when somebody gets pooped on.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Unless it's people pooping on people, then that's just hot.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I've ever been hit by a bird. Bird crap.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think I have either.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom did once when we were all sitting on the deck and, oh, we all just doubled over. Right on. Right on her arm. She was holding like a Bartles and James. Just looked like suntan lotion. Just kind of. Man, we howled.

[Tom Griswold]

What's, what's the, what's the truck flap with the guy peeing on it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, Calvin and Hobbs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What was he. What is he peeing on it?

[Josh Arnold]

He's peeing on. Whatever brand.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have a Ford. It's a Chevy. If it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they go both ways.

[Chick McGee]

They have a red Washington one for pissing on. Cowboys logo, stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Are those licensed?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Waterson's making some cash now.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we're going to talk with comedian Chad Daniels in a matter of months. Also coming up this hour, the shoe in of the week. And ideally, we'll get some today in history going. We have interesting news from the world of, of Pat. You'll be interested in this walking and the importance of walking in an odd way to your health. Plus, a guy who faked being blind for 50 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Stevie Wonder.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've heard him driving.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out exactly who that is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I tried to do. Add to the show. I'll tell my therapist therapist tomorrow. You know, I noticed that tree was dying. Tom says, you know, it's fall. See, that's an example of me being wrong. But if you'd like to be right and get paid, you need to check out prize picks because basketball is back and you got football, NFL college, you got all of it. Prize picks. Making this sports season even more fun. Prize picks. Whether you're a football fan or a basketball Fan. It always feels good to be right. And right now, new users get $50 bonus credit instantly in lineups when you play your first $5. The app is oh so simple to use. Just pick two or more players more or less on their stat projections. Anything from touchdown to threes. And if you're right, you could win big mix and match players from any sport all season long on prize Picks. Baseball, playoffs, football, basketball. You can pick a player from each sport to build your your perfect lineup and prize picks available in 40 plus states including California, Texas, Florida and Georgia. All transactions on the app. By the way, the most important part, saf SAF Fast, safe and secure. Download the Prize Picks app today. Use the code Tom to get $50 bonus credit and lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That's code Tom. Get $50 in bonus credit and lineups when you play your first $5 lineup. Prize picks it is good to be right. Must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up tonight, we've got the Old man game Cincinnati with Joe Flacco.

[Chick McGee]

Very exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very exciting with Pittsburgh. And don't forget to log on to bobandtom.com contest and make your picks as well. Your shot at winning that gift certificate from Stephen Singer Jewelers. We'll be talking about that coming up in a few minutes. And talking to comedian Chad Daniels. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hello. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, it's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Luke, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now we're going to, I believe, go via satellite to wherever Chad Daniels happens to be. There he is. I can see him. Comedian Chad Daniels, apparently in his kitchen. Where are you, Chad?

[Chad Daniels]

I'm at a buddy's lake cabin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very cool. What lake?

[Chad Daniels]

Cedar Lake, I believe it's called.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, cedar. Oh, wow.

[Chad Daniels]

Thank you for welcoming me with that big Minnesota welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Is a Cedar lake in Minnesota.

[Chad Daniels]

It is not. It is in the great state of Indiana.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And way, way up, I think.

[Chad Daniels]

I don't really know where I am. I flew. I took two flights and an hour drive and then when I went to get groceries, I was in Michigan. So I'm not exactly sure where I am now.

[Tom Griswold]

By groceries, do you mean pot?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chad Daniels]

Yes, yes, groceries.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I guess we should explain that the legal marijuana exists in the state of Michigan and in Illinois.

[Chick McGee]

And so if you live in Indiana, the only reason to go to Michigan is to get pot. And you just heard he went to get groceries.

[Josh Arnold]

But we know Chad, and I don't think we've known him to be much of a pot guy. He's sure he's dabbled, but, you know, I'm.

[Chad Daniels]

I'm the most boring human being that's ever lived. I don't do any of that stuff. I quit drinking a year and a half ago, and I'm just not fun. It's true. I used to, like, sometimes when I order water from a server at a restaurant, I want to tell them, hey, just so you know, though, I did party hard at one time.

[Christy Lee]

Don't judge me.

[Chad Daniels]

It's embarrassing to order water. And, you know, people go like, hey, how's it going? Not drinking? And I only really miss it when I'm doing stuff. It's kind of the only time I miss it is when stuff is happening. And my girlfriend Kelsey, she'll say, like, hey, well, you're gonna live longer. It's like, awesome. More of this. Great. Why don't we go give caffeine to a homeless guy? He likes that.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you quit everything? I mean, you don't smoke, you don't do drugs.

[Chad Daniels]

Yeah, I've never really. I've never really done that stuff. I've take. You know, I'll take an edible every once every six months to watch a movie. But I gotta tell you, here's what's weird.

[Chick McGee]

I just like.

[Chad Daniels]

I like my reality, and so. And I like sleeping, so that's what I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What about caffeine? Do you. Are you drinking coffee?

[Chad Daniels]

Oh, I'm drinking so much coffee, I'm freaking out.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice. We're speaking with comedian Chad Daniels, and Chad is once again at what's it called? Corkscrew Lake. What was it again?

[Christy Lee]

Cedar.

[Tom Griswold]

Cedar Lake. I got it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you used to be a lot better at acting like you're paying attention.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was looking ahead here because Chad is apparently walking to his next gig. He'll be in Bloomington, Indiana, which is a far cry from Cedar Lake. And you're not going to be there until October 24th, so you got plenty of time.

[Chad Daniels]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

To walk all the way there. See, you got. What are you. What are you doing for the rest of the week?

[Chad Daniels]

I'm actually going back home on Saturday and then I will fly back to Bloomington on the next Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

The Comedy Addict's a great place. Do you have Kelsey with you?

[Chad Daniels]

No, no, no. She's got all her own stuff going on. But, you know, people. People will ask a lot about when I tell them I'm dating another comedian, they'll say, kelsey Cook. They'll say, hey, isn't it. Isn't it always fun? Do you guys always have fun? And I have to remind them I'm still a man and she's still a woman.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Announcer]

So.

[Chad Daniels]

So, no, no, it's not always fun. I don't know that I've ever dated someone that I'm more different than.

[Chick McGee]

Than her.

[Chad Daniels]

Because she has a ring on her finger. It's called an aura ring that tells her how she sleeps. And she's like, hey, you should get an aura ring. And I go, no, thanks. I don't want to wear a ring. And she goes, well, you should.

[Chick McGee]

It helps you.

[Chad Daniels]

It tells you how you slept. And I go, I'm 50. I know how I sleep.

[Al Jackson]

Right?

[Chad Daniels]

So some days I'll wake up and I'll be like. And I know that that was not enough sleep. And then other days I wake up and I'm like, I don't need coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Because there's sunshine outside.

[Chad Daniels]

And that was brought to you by a lot of restorative sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. Very good. Chad Daniels is our guest. You'll find him on YouTube with some comedy specials, including mixed reviews and four reels also on Netflix. Empty Nester. The true life story of your life as an adult with adult children. And so you went to a lake house by yourself to enjoy.

[Chad Daniels]

By myself.

[Tom Griswold]

To enjoy your sobriety.

[Chad Daniels]

My friend joined me.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay.

[Chad Daniels]

Yes, you guys, we will be doing some fishing right now. He's on the dock fishing. And his family will come up. They always come up, up to Minnesota to my cabin every year. And then they bought themselves a cabin. They call it a cottage. Here, let me be clear. It's their cabins, not cottages. What are we, in the 1500s?

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Chad Daniels]

So then I came down here because I wanted to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

And his.

[Chad Daniels]

Like I said, his family will come up tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see.

[Chick McGee]

Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a goatee? Turn your head to the side here.

[Al Jackson]

I can't see.

[Chad Daniels]

It's a poor, full. Full beer. Oh, I think I'm just. I think I'm lit from the side.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because I was gonna say when you said it's not the 1500s. It's also not 2005 if you have a goatee.

[Chad Daniels]

No, I completely understand that. And I am making some stew, some lamb stew. So I am gonna have to get back to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Chad Daniels is our guest, a distinguished stand up comedian. Once again, he'll be doing his thing live at the famous Comedy Addict attic. Excuse me. In Bloomington, Indiana. Not this weekend, but the weekend after. There you go. Okay, got the, got the, got the plug in. What else is happening in your life?

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Chad Daniels]

Listen, I don't know if I attract stupid people, but I have to because I'm. And, and let me also say this. Getting honked at, I don't know what it does to my brain. I don't know if I was honked at as a child and then now I freak out every time it happens. But I was driving on the, on the highway and following maybe the slowest person ever. I don't know. Speaking of the 1500s, they would have been beaten by a horse and buggy. And so I'm. Then I have to pull off the exit with them. Then I have to take a left hand turn behind them. Everything is taking so slow. Is it taking such a long time? And so they're going straight on this light and I have to get in the right hand lane next to them, but they are straddling that line that separates so I can't, I can't move over. And so finally I honk my horn and then I go to the right of him and he ends up honking back at me. So I roll my window down and I go, hey, man, are you honking at me? Are you honking at someone behind you?

[Chick McGee]

That's crazy.

[Chad Daniels]

And he goes, well, you've been up on me this whole time and you've been doing this. And I go, right now you are on the line of two different lanes. First of all, you're going so slow and you can't be doing this. And I said, you have to be the solution. And he said, it's actually be part of the solution. The phrase is the phrases, don't be part of the problem, be part of the solution. And I said, I know that that's the phrase, I understand that. But right now you need to be the solution because you're the entire problem.

[Josh Arnold]

You'Re not even part of.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a very civilized discussion.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so too.

[Chad Daniels]

But then all of a sudden he tries to cut me off and go further and, and I was getting gas at a gas station. And I'm trying to. You know, when you. Like, after you get your gas, you have to take a right out of the parking lot sometimes, and then someone else will come straight to that opening. And so that's what was happening. And we were waiting for traffic to clear on the road. And so she starts to go. And then. But so I pull up, then she pulls up, and then when the traffic clears, she starts to go. So I got in front of her, and she laid on her horn. So I got out of my car, and I asked politely if she would roll her window down. And I said, why are you honking at me? And she goes, you got in my way. And I said, did you get here before or after me? And she said, after. And I said, okay, here's the next one. Then do you get. Do you get to go before or after me? And I go, you know what's great about this test? All the answers are the same answer. I'm gonna get shot in traffic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ignore the horn and move on. Move on. Chad Daniels.

[Chad Daniels]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Chad, once again at. At the Comedy Attic. Coming up, not this weekend, but next weekend. Weekend. That's going to be the 24th and 25th. The Friday and Saturday. I'm glad all is well with you. Enjoyed the fishing today and lamb stew.

[Chad Daniels]

I appreciate it. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I have one. One other question for you. I find this fascinating. A chick doesn't think it's interesting. This evening's NFL game is going to be featuring.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

Thompson says we have two by NFL standards, ancient quarterbacks. Joe Flacco, Aaron Rodgers. I think it's kind of cool for those of us over the age of 40 that just to watch two guys who are great at what they do trying to lead. These were great at what they did. Teams of young men. Your thoughts on that?

[Chad Daniels]

Well, when you say it's nice for older people over 40, that just makes all of us sound like we go, I don't want any change. Give me the quarterbacks I remember from my youth.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I want.

[Tom Griswold]

I want Otto Graham, actually, Otto Graham. Even though it could probably play better than what the Cleveland Browns was born.

[Chad Daniels]

I will tell you that.

[Al Jackson]

I don't.

[Chad Daniels]

Listen, I'm not a fan of Aaron Rodgers. And I'll just. I'm just going to tell you because he was a Packer for a long time, and I'm a Vikings fan. As a matter of fact, I have called Lambeau Field, the front office, and I have asked if they would schedule a fight for charity with Aaron Rodgers, and they will not do it. And I know he would knock the head right off of my shoulders. I do understand that, but I thought it'd be fun to just take a couple swings at him, but. So I'll be cheering for the Bengals and Joseph Flacco.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. It's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Wacko Flacco, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, thanks, Chad. Glad you're doing well.

[Chad Daniels]

Yeah, thanks for having me. Good to see you guys.

[Christy Lee]

You too, Chad.

[Josh Arnold]

See you, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

A few miles from Gummyville. Okay, now let's. Let's check in with what's. Coming up. Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Coming up, we have an escaped alpaca. Oh, you know how I love alpacas. We have the fake blind guy for the last 50 years. And who do you think's more afraid of the dark? Men or women?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know. That's a good question.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm afraid so. Maybe men.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, me too.

[Christy Lee]

Nightlight.

[Josh Arnold]

Men don't like the unknown, whereas women enjoy a mystery.

[Chick McGee]

They do indeed.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if that means anything at all.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, women are.

[Tom Griswold]

They look at a man, they go, he's mysterious, but I can fix him.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you get that idea, you clown?

[Tom Griswold]

He looks. He looks joyful.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I just go, oh, I haven't spoken in a while. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Well, that makes perfect sense.

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[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC insurance news desk. Boy, am I Patrick Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello world. How are you today?

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom, how are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that great TV sitcom Good morning World?

[Josh Arnold]

I am unaware.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not aware of it either.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if great would be would apply.

[Pat Godwin]

Good morning World.

[Chick McGee]

It was certainly manufactured and and put on the air, that's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll tell you about it in a second because I believe we have our special guest joining us. It's Mr. Evan Clem. And Evan was the winner of week six of our Pigskin competition. Evan, can you hear me okay?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, I like the sir thing. Makes me feel very important. Evan, congratulations. You were part of a nine way tie. You picked 13 of 15 games and you got all the tiebreakers. So you've won that $500e gift card from Stephen Singer jewelers. Very impressive. And Evan, you get to meet Chick McGee right now and make your picks for the shoeing of the week against the Chickster. Are you ready, Evan?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, man, a few words.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you Evan? Don't you mean yes sir? Yes, sir. All right, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Evan, are you at work right now?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm in between stops.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a truck driver.

[Chick McGee]

I deliver Beer.

[Tom Griswold]

So what kind of beer?

[Chick McGee]

It's a AB distributor, so Bud Light Light products. All right, very good.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of people now.

[Chick McGee]

Let's say you got. Let's say you got 61 cases on the truck. Let's say two fall off, you don't know where they went.

[Josh Arnold]

You have any Bush Light in there right now?

[Chick McGee]

Any Bush Light, Evan? Oh, yeah, that's my jam. A lot of Bush Light.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll text you the address here.

[Chick McGee]

It's certainly appreciated. Okay. Week seven in the NFL. How can it be week seven already ready? Let's see the Atlanta Falcons next. What is that? Sunday night travel to San Francisco to take on the 49ers and the Falcons. Oddly enough, in this reporter's opinion, the Falcons are getting three in this game. Who do you like? San Francisco minus the three or the Falcons plus the three. Evan, take the Falcons plus three. Evan is absolutely damn correct. I agree with him. I'll take the Falcons plus the three. I think they went out right big time. Then Monday night. Evan, what do you think of this? They're having two games on Monday night. Now, for some reason, more than just once a year, I don't care for it. So just kind of give you a heads up where you should answer your thoughts. Two games on Monday night. Do you care or not? Not my favorite. No, I think you stick to one. Hey. Damn right, stick to one. That's our campaign. So next Monday night, first game, Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Detroit to take on the Lions. All two great teams in the NFL they say Tampa Bay getting five and the Lions, of course, giving five. So who do you like? Detroit minus the five. Tampa Bay plus the five. Five with the Tampa Bay. I think it's a little too. Too much. Okay. I don't think. I don't know if we're going to agree on that one. Let me check. No, I like the Lions minus the five. That's my. I think that's my surprise pick of the week. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, I'm confused here. So, Evan, are you picking Tampa?

[Chick McGee]

He's taking plus the five. Tampa plus the five. And I'm taking the Lions minus the five. So that's how we, we differ.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. I'm just trying to write this down as fast as I can.

[Chick McGee]

As fast. As slow as we're going. You can't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to write neatly.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you don't.

[Chick McGee]

Leave him alone. If he writes neat, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at this printing. Anyone could read that looks like a type.

[Chick McGee]

And the Seattle Seahawks host the Houston Texans also on Monday night. Boo. But it at least didn't start till 10, 10 Eastern next Monday night. So that's good for the west coast people, I guess. Anyway, Seattle minus three versus the Texas. Who do you like, Seattle or Houston? I'm a little Seattle with Sam Darnold. That damn Sam Darnold. That's right. I will. I agree. I'll take Seattle minus the three hosting the Texans. Tom, that's this week's shoeing of the week.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, are you. Are you double shocking anything?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not. Because. Because I don't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Last week you were down by one. It would have been. You would have broke even on the shoe in.

[Chick McGee]

You too.

[Josh Arnold]

So I'm just saying. I'm with you. If he hadn't talked you into a double shock last week.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, I'm not doing it. Don't try. Don't try.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't make a decision like a chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Don't do it.

[Pat Godwin]

All of the shoe in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Well, Evan, congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

Don't I have enough trouble? Thank you, guys. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Evan's got to get back to work.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't blame you, man, either.

[Pat Godwin]

Evan.

[Tom Griswold]

Evan, are you going to get yourself some jewelry? Or do you have a lady in your life?

[Chick McGee]

Or probably get something from a wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, would you recommend the bracelet?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the Atlas bracelets. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

The Atlas bracelet's an awesome gift.

[Chick McGee]

I will definitely take a look. I haven't looked yet on the site. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And you could get that and probably earrings.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we appreciate you, Evan. Thanks, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, thank you guys very much. I appreciate it. Listen to you guys every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Be safe out there.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

We'll do do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, do we have time to squeeze in a little bit of history?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, what a jerk that Evan was.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Unpleasant.

[Pat Godwin]

There's some history. That Good Morning World you talked about. Yeah, it was only on the air for one season. Yeah, it was one of those shows that was 1967.

[Chick McGee]

You see how popular it was?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Ronnie Shell and Joby Baker and.

[Chick McGee]

They went on to nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Ronnie Shell. I remember seeing in a few things on Gomer Pyle.

[Pat Godwin]

It says here Goldie Hawn was on the show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she was. Was. She sure was.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, I don't remember it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. That's what made me want to be a dj. They were morning DJ guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. What a sad, sad man.

[Tom Griswold]

What is today?

[Pat Godwin]

Wkrp. That didn't want to make you be a dj.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you probably already was one. You know what happened Just now in the break room.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

You got up and left, first of all, with like a minute left to go in the commercials. You love doing that. And then you're shocked that you're out of time when you get back, which is my favorite thing. But Josh comes in after. Just after you've left. And Josh sits down and he goes, you know, Jeff, Oscar and I were in the break room. Right. Just now, and when Tom came in, we both left. And I. I felt kind of bad, but that just how the timing. And I said, Tom had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Every time you. All they do is they talk fishing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, so what? All you do is talk about stuff that happened in 1966.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see a Mickey Dolence publish the contract that he had when he first did the monkeys, like, in 65?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really miss that.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it was. Yeah, I bet it wasn't fair at all.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, today in history, what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Chick will know this one. In 1921.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, I was there.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim Councilman took over as coach of the Rock Island Independence from Frank Coughlin mid game. It is the only mid game coaching change in NFL history. Although I think this year it could happen.

[Chick McGee]

Mid game coaching change.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How's Rock island doing this season?

[Chick McGee]

What sport was. That's what he said, huh? Early days of the NFL Bulldogs and those guys. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1950, you'll know this one, Josh. C.S. lewis published the lion, the Witch, and.

[Chick McGee]

Wardrobe, of course, Chronicles of Narnia, Bell.

[Josh Arnold]

Book and Candle, of course, you have the Dawn Treader.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's a good one. 1972, the Great Band Credence Clearwater Revival officially broke up.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, was there a Credence Clearwater? And then they broke up for a while and then they came back. They revived.

[Tom Griswold]

A fair question. No.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? No. And to be honest, that's. That's what put me off right away.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's a cover band now, and they're very inexpensive. Clearance Clear Water Revival.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll accept it. I like it. Not bad. Clearance Clear Water, by the way, would someone.

[Chick McGee]

You said you're going to allow it.

[Tom Griswold]

I do need to know this. As big a Credence fan as I am, what exactly is Chugan? Does anyone know?

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

But it happens in two lanes.

[Tom Griswold]

We're Chugan. Okay, Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

I always assumed it was Chuggin.

[Pat Godwin]

I did, too.

[Chick McGee]

Well, and I think it's Chuggin. Chuglin. But if he was.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Fine with me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's your world.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, of course, we played this the other day in 1987. This was the day that baby Jessica was rescued from that well, don't do it again after being trapped for 58 hours. It's a classic moment. It's. It's. It'll be. It'll be the first line of Chick's obituary.

[Chick McGee]

No, it won't. It'll be. You know what makes me uncomfortable? All that you sound like you have a cold during the whole story.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it does.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I may have.

[Josh Arnold]

May have to you, does it sound.

[Chick McGee]

Like you have a cold little love hangover? Maybe that's what was happening. Who would it have been?

[Pat Godwin]

87.

[Chick McGee]

87. Who would that have been?

[Pat Godwin]

That could have been anybody.

[Christy Lee]

Could have been anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Could have been anybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoever was playing at the patio that night.

[Tom Griswold]

Chris Christy's lover is for 200. Alex.

[Chick McGee]

I like honest Christie.

[Tom Griswold]

The year is. The year is 1987.

[Pat Godwin]

I was not married in 80.

[Josh Arnold]

On Jeopardy. Wouldn't Christie's Lovers be three different columns?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and by the way, that one set. That one special night. It's the daily double. Okay. 1854. Oscar Wilde publishes the Picture of Dorian Gray.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know what other problem I had with the portrait?

[Tom Griswold]

People get that wrong.

[Chick McGee]

I love my. I like sweet hitchhiker. Hiker.

[Pat Godwin]

Swedish.

[Josh Arnold]

I lied to, too. That's a question.

[Chick McGee]

But he said it in an. A sweet hitchhike. Hiker.

[Josh Arnold]

He was always doing stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I'm like, what is a hitch. A hiker.

[Pat Godwin]

That's probably where that chuggling comes in. It probably is just a funny way.

[Tom Griswold]

To see Big Wheel.

[Josh Arnold]

Keep on twining.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Remember the. The beginning irritated me, too.

[Christy Lee]

That is weird.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the 60s.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

What a voice. I mean, it's. That is the most unusual voice.

[Chick McGee]

It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

And they just re released. By the way, their Woodstock performance.

[Chick McGee]

You forget how popular they were. They were everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

They still are.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they are. That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You think that John Fogerty is still terrific.

[Pat Godwin]

The hell is he saying?

[Al Jackson]

Here.

[Chick McGee]

Here he comes. Here he comes. Mushmouth.

[Al Jackson]

Prick.

[Chick McGee]

I thought. I thought it was Swedish Hitchhiker. I thought it was all kinds of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you. Why are you call him a prick? The guy's a brilliant artist.

[Chick McGee]

I had trouble.

[Pat Godwin]

What's he singing? He's not singing. Swedish Hitchhiker.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Sweet hitchhiker. Swedish, Swedish, Swedish hitchhiker.

[Chick McGee]

But he go.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a video of him recently. Somebody Said, hey, excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where the restroom is? And he said, there's bathroom on the right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was shocked to see that he went along with that. I. I always had the idea that he wouldn't really have much of a sense of humor based on some interviews I've seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, I love him, though.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to live in a world where I'm scared of John Fog, and I feel like you are scared of John Fog.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're underrating his. The quality.

[Chick McGee]

I think I rate it right where it should be. No, you overrate everything. You model and jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't really fit.

[Chick McGee]

I think it does. This is the greatest, exciting. Most unbelievable, though. Really excited about what we're doing today.

[Josh Arnold]

And here we go. There's a fair amount of hyperbole that comes out of Tom's mouth.

[Christy Lee]

He's got to be a big old cheerleader.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I love him, too.

[Chick McGee]

But. But I will give you this. It does not offset my assholeness.

[Tom Griswold]

So asshole in the asshole.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Okay. If anybody gets this, I'll be astonished.

[Chad Daniels]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I went down the flea hole.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that he did a voice in Toy Story 4?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Who do you do?

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't seen anybody.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know there was a Toy Story 4.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't either.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they're all. He's in the Duke Kaboom commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his voice with Keanu, and he's.

[Chick McGee]

The greatest bass player in the history of the world.

[Tom Griswold]

He's terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

So you went down the flea hole. You got past the sock.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the Woodstock performance? Whether we're flea is totally naked. Woodstock 99. During the whole.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not a shy man. He isn't a shy man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Playing the bass for the whole set, totally naked, but the base is in front of his.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you don't see nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, that's not. No, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember the sound of the flea circus in the Looney Tunes garden?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. The guy would come out. The guy who had the flea circus was the guy who found the frog that sang him. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet hitchhiker. It's poetic license.

[Chick McGee]

You're allowed to do that, Mr. Fogarty. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have Al Jackson. Also, we have Are you afraid of the dark? And we have alpacas, one of Christie's favorite animals in the news and a guy who faked being blind. For 50 years.

[Josh Arnold]

That's despicable.

[Tom Griswold]

And, I mean, don't you at least want to congratulate him for, like, sticking to the bit holding. Just keeping.

[Josh Arnold]

I need to hear more of the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Okay. We'll find out what's going on there. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom at Bob and tom dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless you're an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

You're on probation.

[Chick McGee]

I know I am. And I. I'd like to apologize for my remarks about John Fogerty.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you genuinely not like his.

[Chick McGee]

I never said that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I have to do something for you to keep saying that people are Jesus Christ in whatever profession you're mentioning.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not saying John Jesus Christ.

[Chick McGee]

You kind of did.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I would go on record as saying maybe the Beatles. In other words, what artist has released three great albums in the course of a year and a half? And the answer would be maybe the Beatles. Maybe Credence. Not a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Taylor Swift? No, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe not. They're. They're.

[Chick McGee]

What about Delame Tree? He's a fine artist.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's one guy. I thought.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not one guy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a band, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

It's a band.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a guest delay.

[Chick McGee]

Tell her this.

[Pat Godwin]

No, his name is Al, not Dell.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look, I was.

[Al Jackson]

I love musical arguments. I was into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Al Jackson joins us.

[Chick McGee]

I forget how much hair Al has.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just gonna say it looks.

[Chick McGee]

Like he's so tight.

[Josh Arnold]

Grown it out on the top.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, maybe. I've been thinking about getting the. The little twists, but I don't know because I've never really had. I never grown my hair out. And I know I'm on bar tomorrow time at this point, I'm 48, so it's like now or never. But then there's that awkward phase of growing your hair out where.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool. You could get like, a Marcus Garvey poster behind you and go full Rasta.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have any idea.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know who Marcus Garvey is.

[Josh Arnold]

So let's not get bogged down on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you know anything about Rastaman Vibration?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're talking about getting.

[Al Jackson]

Not, like, full, like, down to my shoulders just to kind of like the little twist to go maybe, like an inch up.

[Tom Griswold]

Because a lot of NFL guys are going to, you know, more or less. You know, they got the whole.

[Al Jackson]

I don't even think that's something that you go. I mean, to see the one. To have the kind of locks that, like, you can see out of a helmet. I would assume that's probably five to eight years. Like, it's a decision.

[Tom Griswold]

And, like, it's a.

[Al Jackson]

It's an m. Effort to, like, you know, to keep. Like, you have to keep them oiled. And I just. It's a lot of work, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you gray up there? I can't tell because of the lighting. Would you have.

[Al Jackson]

I'm getting the little professor. I've got, like, just. Just enough gray for dumb chicks to think I'm smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now I'm writing Tom's defense.

[Josh Arnold]

His hair is looking a little Marcus Garvey.

[Chick McGee]

Ish.

[Josh Arnold]

In Christie's defense, Marcus Garvey died in 1940.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So once again, Tom Griswold, fresh as today's headline.

[Tom Griswold]

If you know anything about Reagan and. Never mind. You don't know anything about Reagan. I know there's only one song.

[Al Jackson]

Besides Bob Marley. Can you name any other reggae singers?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. I can see clearly.

[Christy Lee]

Who is that?

[Chick McGee]

You can't say.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know their name either?

[Tom Griswold]

Pardon me?

[Voice Actress (Momstar)]

You can't say Ziggy Marley.

[Pat Godwin]

That didn't count. It's a Marley.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Anybody besides a Marley?

[Chick McGee]

None of the Marleys count.

[Tom Griswold]

Marley.

[Chick McGee]

No. Oh, Johnny Nash. I can see clear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right. Toots in the Mattels.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Blondie.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Blondie.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a reggae hit, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the Tide Is High.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there's. In the video, there's Marcus Garvey dancing.

[Al Jackson]

I refuse to allow Blondie to ever be referenced with reggae.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where I put my foot down.

[Tom Griswold]

They were great. Great.

[Al Jackson]

Stop it.

[Chick McGee]

No, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, thank you. I'm writing a number down. Al, wait a second.

[Al Jackson]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I put 69. That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

How many pairs of glasses do you own?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, I would say probably upwards of 25.

[Tom Griswold]

What number did I write down, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

24.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time we call, you've got a different pair of glasses on, and those are kind of yellow. Do they make the world brighter?

[Al Jackson]

They do. You know what? Honestly, they. They really do. I have been reading articles about it, like, in the last year, but they say people with ADHD tinted glasses help with your, I don't know, your mood or whatever. I'm usually in A good mood. But I've been doing this, like, before I even read that article for a while. Like, I have different, different color glasses. It, it do. I'm telling anybody listening. Try it. It changes your mood. It really. That whole red rose colored glass glasses thing, it's a, it's a reason. It's a thing.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have that? Do you have that? What's it called? Seasonal sad.

[Pat Godwin]

Seasonal depression disorder.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called?

[Pat Godwin]

Sad?

[Al Jackson]

Seasonal Seasonal depression Affective disorder, I think they call it now. Yes. No, I, I, As I get older, I am leaning into winter like Patrick Ewing on the block. I cannot wait. I just realized the older you get, I'm like, let's go inside.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I think in the summer you start getting dragged and it's like, oh, chick, did you make your potato? You're like, I don't want to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Al Jackson]

I love this. This is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they've got, they've got snow at Steamboat and Vale.

[Chick McGee]

You're talking my plasma, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

They renamed sad, by the way.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Al Jackson]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Jump.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, isn't that nice? What a friend.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not very nice at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we have to give a phone number.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, yeah, we really do.

[Chick McGee]

So if you're.

[Al Jackson]

By the way, I do want to say this because we. When we were coming out of the commercial break and Chrissy was reading the weather and I guess the. At the tail end, your watch messed up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And I saw with the video, Josh just turned and laughed at you. And I was like, that's what a real co worker. When you're really friends. I remember we were doing an interview with Kevin Frazier from Entertainment Tonight and it was after the Emmys and I was so tired that morning because we had to do an early hit. I kept calling them the Emilys. And my co host story just got so she like, was warm with how bad of a job I did. And that's like when you're really friends, when you can just like really enjoy when your friend is doing bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I loved that. It was unprofessional, but that she totally owned it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I still can't get over. I can't get over looking at your watch to find the current temperature. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not. I, I got rid of my apple watch. I was tired of being bossed around.

[Al Jackson]

What do you do, just drive past the bank?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Get up and walk real quick for you. I know you're an NFL fan and sadly a Cleveland Browns fan. And of course, as you know, the Browns did A weirdo trade. And Mr. Flacco is now playing for the Bengals tonight. I'm very excited about this. It's going to be Joe Flacco vs. Aaron Rodgers. Your thoughts on a man that's approximately your age playing in the NFL?

[Al Jackson]

Two of them, you know, really, both of them are in their 40s. It makes me feel good again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what I say. But Chick thinks I'm an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it's, it's, it's, it's happened many times before and I don't know why you're. But it's nice it happened with like.

[Tom Griswold]

Why Ya Tittle and autograph.

[Chick McGee]

I never saw Zeke Bratkowski take on Earl Moral. It happened all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it happen in the Super Bowl?

[Al Jackson]

Vince Evans, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

He, he was, I think he's in his 40s.

[Al Jackson]

When he played for the Raiders.

[Chick McGee]

Had to be in his 40s. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's just something kind of fun tonight for all of us of a certain age.

[Chad Daniels]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

So two 40 year olds. I love it. So, you know, I'm pulling for my man Joe Flacco. And if you watch the game on, on Sunday, the first half was, you know, just like a weird first day between him and T and Chase. But I thought in the second half they got going and I think, I think Joe's gonna put up three bills tonight, bro.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Al Jackson]

I know Joe might take it. Cause I don't know if Pittsburgh can.

[Chick McGee]

Keep up three ties. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Did you pick that one on your.

[Al Jackson]

I'm saying no. 300 yards passing. I don't think. Yeah, I, I, I don't. I think they're gonna have trouble in the red zone because Cincinnati decided. How about if we just have one back that is 100, 160 pounds. So they're gonna have trouble inside like 10 yards. But I think I, I think, I think Joe's gonna go for 302 touchdowns. Calling it now.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear that? Aaron Rodgers and Joe Flacco, they're friends and they got together and they asked the NFL if they could move the game.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Up to, up to 4:30.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Early bird special.

[Tom Griswold]

They want to make sure that they can grab the early bird special at the home. I'm sorry, Al. We have. Oh, wow. We have no time. Give me a word very quickly. I got to learn something today. What do we got?

[Al Jackson]

Really, really quickly. And before I say, I wanted to tell everybody I'll be in Peoria this weekend, please make sure. To come out and support Minneapolis next week. And I'll be in Albuquerque on November 1st.

[Tom Griswold]

You're at the Jukebox Comedy Club. What? Starting tomorrow.

[Al Jackson]

I am. Yeah, starting tomorrow and Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, Al.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have mentioned it. We have.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, all good.

[Tom Griswold]

A few seconds for the word of the day. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

We're getting close to the holidays.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Al Jackson]

When would I use a phrase, put my foot in it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's what I do in the air every morning when it was with respect to my mouth. Put my foot. I assume that means you're going to go faster. You got to hurry up. I'm going to put my foot in. It's like putting your foot in the gas, eh?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. You know. Yeah. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It means you did a really good.

[Chick McGee]

Job when you're preparing food like I.

[Tom Griswold]

Made my sweet potatoes.

[Pat Godwin]

I put my foot in it. I put my whole. My whole spirit into it. It's so good. It tastes the best it's ever tasted.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Josh, you said that after. You've said that after an encounter with one of your lady friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

The reason you liked it, babe, is.

[Al Jackson]

I put a website he pays for.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, quite impressive.

[Chick McGee]

Use a whole foot.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Al Jackson, once again this weekend, the Jukebox Comedy Club in Peoria. That'll be great, Al. It's always a. Always a great pleasure.

[Josh Arnold]

Cl.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll definitely.

[Al Jackson]

Great job, Jess.

[Chick McGee]

No problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Put my foot in it. Yeah. Okay. That's interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Bye, Al.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

And I stand corrected. Chick McGee, you're right. In 2021 in January, Tom Brady and Drew Brees, both in their 40s, took on each other.

[Chick McGee]

So I. No a bunch of times before that, but I didn't know Breeze played in 21. Okay, all right, all right. That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's my favorite Skynyrd song.

[Chick McGee]

It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

They call me Drew Beast. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? You're trying, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Get to work on that.

[Chick McGee]

You're trying.

[Tom Griswold]

We come to you with a lively and delightful bit of banter. More forthcoming. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob, Tom and Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

You all right.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Yes. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe a song here. Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Greatest thing.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold, the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you call this Golden Rod?

[Pat Godwin]

I would, I would.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to read from this golden rod piece of paper. Visit Steven Singer Jewelers atihatestephensinger.com to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated. But by other jewelers, that's I hate stevensinger.com GoldenRod makes me sneeze.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Goldenrod makes Christy Steeves.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like the name of a porn star.

[Pat Godwin]

Goldenrod.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, like a golden rod. That would be.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be some like, golden rod. What would a good last name for like Rod Steel or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Goldenrod Steel.

[Tom Griswold]

Like golden rod rock hard. You know, something subtle.

[Chick McGee]

Someone should be enjoying it.

[Josh Arnold]

There's an Eric Everhard.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, subtle.

[Chick McGee]

Peter north, of course, is the classic.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't his name really like Larry Walden or something?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't know. I do. I know a guy who met he I. There was an open MICR in St. Louis and he was renowned among all of us as just having it may have been a foot long. And he would tell us, you know, I can achieve on command if you. He goes. And we said, what are you doing? Because he wasn't killing it as a comedian, right? And he was like, I may go into porn. And so we were like, dude, you got to do that if you Can. Yeah, you're. You're gifted physically. And if somebody said. If a director said to you, hey, we need you to finish in 10 seconds, you can. You have to go do that. And so he gave it a shot.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

And he went. This was his porn name. It is not. I have to clean it up. He used the F word. Right. But this was a super bad homage. He went, so I'm just Mick Humpen. But he went, Mick F1. And he flew out to LA.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A porn company invited him out, like, to do a couple scenes. And he went out and he said he was going down the escalator or something in lax and there was a driver who had the sign holding it up, and it said Mick effing across it. And so he goes, I am.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm him.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm mister. I'm mister.

[Josh Arnold]

The first place they take him is Peter Nor North's house. And he goes in, and I think they were gonna film in Peter North's house. And so he goes, oh, my gosh, you're Peter North. And he keeps. But Peter kind of wouldn't talk to him. But Peter's like, handler would. And he'd be like, you know, Peter invites you to come into the kitchen, and Peter invites you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

And so.

[Josh Arnold]

Mick F. Keeps asking Peter all these questions. He's so excited.

[Tom Griswold]

He has all these real quick. Is it Mickey?

[Chad Daniels]

Nick.

[Tom Griswold]

First name. And then effing. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And so he keeps. No, no, I'm sorry. It's not like M, I C. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Like M. Lower C. Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like Roger McFin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but it's just.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Elvis.

[Chick McGee]

Like liberation.

[Josh Arnold]

Like lovin and super bad. Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know. Better.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So he. Because he kind of looked a little like McLovin, I guess. So he's talking to Peter north, asking all these questions. All these questions. Finally, Peter North's assistant looks at him and goes, you're giving Peter North a headache.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I want. A guy will do that chick's really being bothered by you.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he. Did he do the scene?

[Josh Arnold]

He did a couple. He did a couple scenes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

And I. Because I wasn't totally sure. We kind of. He was a really good guy, and we. He moved to New York with another friend of mine, and. But then we, you know, didn't talk much. And then I got a text one day from my buddy Mark, and he goes, check this out. And he sent me a Link to a scene that he was in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my. I don't know if I could do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Watch a friend of yours.

[Chick McGee]

Watch a guy I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it with a lady?

[Josh Arnold]

It was with two. Two ladies, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't with Peter North?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. Because he had a headache.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Peter North's name is really Alden Joseph Brown. Brown. A, L, D, E, N. First name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Peter Brown would be a gay pornographer.

[Chick McGee]

Joseph. And then you just can't help yourself. Oh, Tracy Lord's real name.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Nora Kazma. Kazma or Kuzma. K, U, Z, M A.

[Tom Griswold]

Either way. Either way, I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

That's tough.

[Chick McGee]

You remember John Holmes? Real name?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

John Estes. E, S T, E, S. His last name. Ah. John Curtis Estes.

[Pat Godwin]

So we don't know how long your friend's career lasted.

[Josh Arnold]

It did not last very long. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So did he do a good job? Did you go, oh, this is.

[Josh Arnold]

The scene was complete. He performed.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he back in comedy?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so, no. No. So I. You know what? I should try to reach out to him. He was a nice guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Be sad if you were doing, like, a gay porn called open mic. He won't say M I K E. Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Easy. That's one of those ant. What is it? What's that called?

[Josh Arnold]

But that became a. A line, though, among comedians in St. Louis's if somebody was sort of being annoying, somebody would go, hey, you're giving Peter North a headache now.

[Tom Griswold]

Was. You said that everyone in your circle knew that he was gifted in that man manner.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he would always. He would always go, hey. He would say, I might get into porn because I have a big. And. And then finally.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. But you'd never seen it, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Until the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Until I saw the movies. Was he, in fact.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. Yeah. No, he.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

He was absolutely porn star material. Physically in that. Yeah. It was impressive. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, would you tell somebody that you'd done that? Like, let's say he's married now with kids somewhere in the Middle West.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right. I mean, but I.

[Chick McGee]

No, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I would not say anything. Like, if I.

[Tom Griswold]

If I ran into him, it'll resurface.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I mean, would you tell your wife? Oh, by the way, he may.

[Tom Griswold]

With contemporary technology, I imagine you could probably take that scene, plug it into some system, and it would tell you exactly where it came from and who.

[Josh Arnold]

He was and something. But. Yeah. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember any of his jokes? Does he reference that. Does he reference his protruding attribute?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he never did. In fact, one time, I think the first time we found out about is because he was. He was a little bummed out he was dating this girl who just didn't know what to do with it.

[Chick McGee]

She.

[Josh Arnold]

She didn't care for. And so he was like, guys, do you have any advice? Like, the poor guy was actually asking us for some feedback. And then it just became. But he asked a bunch of comedians in St. Louis.

[Tom Griswold]

Great idea. Yeah, yeah, if you want.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a gypsy. And so one of his jokes was, yeah, but whenever I say. And this is. This is sort of. Again, I don't want to make fun of the guy. He was super nice, and he. But he just. He wasn't making it as a comedian. But his opening joke was, I'm Egyptian, and people always ask if I speak in hieroglyphics. And I do. Parrot. Parrot.

[Chick McGee]

Cat. Cat. That's a good joke.

[Josh Arnold]

It was fine. Exactly. It was fine.

[Chick McGee]

That. Don't know. Josh is close. Closer. That's a fine joke.

[Pat Godwin]

You can giggle.

[Chick McGee]

That's an okay. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I could lead to more.

[Josh Arnold]

And he went on Last comic Standing. And Patrice o', Neill, the great Patrice o' Neill was one of the judges, and he told, you know, jokes like that or whatever. And Patrice goes, hey, man, you know, you're not ready, but, you know, maybe, you know, maybe you can get better. How long have you been doing this? And the guy said, seven years, which was true. And Patrice goes, oh, seven years.

[Chick McGee]

Seven years.

[Josh Arnold]

I ain't one to tell somebody to quit, but.

[Christy Lee]

That make it on tv?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it did not. We just. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he can use his Egyptian background to make a porn called Open Sesame with Star you.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care what anybody else says.

[Tom Griswold]

Starring Sesame Gash.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, some Tom's on fire over here. I don't care what anyone says.

[Chick McGee]

He's on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good. Christy Lee is over there. I can see her. Yeah, we. I feel bad. We. I left most of the most important thing in today in history out.

[Pat Godwin]

What was that?

[Tom Griswold]

The birthday of David Zucker, the director of Airplane.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the funniest movies ever made. Naked Gun. I think he also did Topsy Secret. Have you seen any of those movies, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I've seen them all.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You like that scene where Leslie. Leslie Nielsen pees for two minutes? God, that's a classic.

[Josh Arnold]

At one point, he goes, oops.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got over there?

[Pat Godwin]

Lisa and Worchester, New York report An escaped alpaca ran out onto a major highway. A vehicle traveling on i95 saw the rear gate of a trailer pop open and the alpaca. Alpaca leap out.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't alpaca at better. Good.

[Josh Arnold]

I told you he's on fire.

[Pat Godwin]

He's not responding officers were able to keep the animal calm until its owner arrived and could safely be recaptured.

[Tom Griswold]

A good thing I packed the launcher.

[Pat Godwin]

Following the success of the alpaca operation Double down.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

The department jokingly designed a special Port Chester Alpaca unit logo. For any possible incidents in the future.

[Chick McGee]

Go to the whip.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is your favorite. This is your favorite animal. You want. You want to get an alpaca?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, but I got one right there cuz my HOA won't allow it. So this is the best.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell your husband it's a Green Bay alpaca.

[Pat Godwin]

Not my husband.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell the HOA that it's a just a large poodle.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell the HOA to shove it. You're Christy Lee, right?

[Chick McGee]

There you go. I believe Pat has a song.

[Christy Lee]

Here comes a running gag. A running gag, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

You know how I love those. On the road again now there's an alpaca on the road again Last year was fecal splatter from a cow's rend Got up my grilling in my rig again A trucker lost his load again Last week it was pigs that ran out of their pins now it's an alpaca Separated from his friends alone and on the road again no llama drama it's an alpaca lost on the highway let's be mature, my friend. It was just manure that caused the backup on the causeway a year ago today. I sang about that too.

[Josh Arnold]

On the road again.

[Christy Lee]

Some poor bastards getting towed again Alpaca's many deer and.

[Josh Arnold]

Piles of bovine crap Are all on.

[Christy Lee]

The road again.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was the Ventura highway thing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we go back, he mixes it up. Josh told me to mix it up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that your idea?

[Christy Lee]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

He wrote it.

[Josh Arnold]

I did write that.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed it very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you very much. I worked on it last night.

[Christy Lee]

That's why he was late today.

[Chick McGee]

Getting everything all squared away. Had to make copies.

[Josh Arnold]

I was particularly proud of Mature and manure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very right.

[Christy Lee]

In the same rhythm.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Now it's quiz time, ladies and gentlemen. It's time to find out more about annuities. What is an annuity? Well, who knows? More than the Silac Insurance Company, the experts in the world of annuities.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

So when you retire, you've got cash coming in on a regular basis. And the way to find out more, of course, is to ask Chick some questions.

[Chick McGee]

You're giving Chick McGee a headache.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. The McGee Three, we call it. Yeah, McGee number one. Dear Chick, I want to browse and read all about the Silac Annuity options. What is the Silac Insurance company's website address?

[Chick McGee]

Silac ins.com Tom. That's S I L A C I N S dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll visit that and get some questions answered. Wait a minute. Here's another question. This is number two for Chick Magee. It says a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a silic annuity. That's amazing. How do I learn more about that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, another easy one. Just go to silacins.com and click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more info.

[Tom Griswold]

Love the sound of your voice. Let's hear it a little bit more. Can you please read the Silac Insurance technical disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

I am getting a headache. I'm feeling put upon. Christy, if you don't mind.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Well, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Talker research is out with another survey. And who do you think's more afraid of the dark, men or women?

[Josh Arnold]

I think we're gonna find out.

[Chick McGee]

Men are. Yeah, I think men too.

[Pat Godwin]

You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Men more likely than women to be afraid of the dark. Three in ten American adults are still afraid of the dark. By the way, 33% of men report having this fear compared to 25% of women.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the number should be higher.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

You do? Are you afraid of the dark?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In what. What context? Are you afraid of a dark room that you know? Well, in your house you're afraid you're.

[Pat Godwin]

Going to trip and fall? What are you afraid of?

[Tom Griswold]

There's all kinds of stuff.

[Chick McGee]

I think he's. He's mostly afraid, though. The great unwashed is what he's afraid of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever trip over your dog at night or anything?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're afraid of, like, practical things in the dark. Like, I could hit the table and hurt myself. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Which I've done.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also, of course, the boogeyman, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

He loves the dark.

[Pat Godwin]

You sleep with a nightlight?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What does that mean, sort of?

[Chick McGee]

You know, John Wick wasn't the boogie boogeyman. John Wick was who they called to kill the boogeyman.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The court.

[Chad Daniels]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an automatic light that serves as a night.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, I have those in my hallway.

[Pat Godwin]

They come on when you walk by.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Pat Godwin]

But I. Yeah, Really, I have them.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think. I didn't think you'd like those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All these lights are going off for no reason. I don't know what's going on.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a prison break.

[Chick McGee]

I have no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

10% of those polled say they sleep with the lights on.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. I can't do it.

[Pat Godwin]

I couldn't do it.

[Chick McGee]

I need. The more dark, the better.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm with you.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I like this time of year we're getting into. It's dark at 5:15 where we live. Juggle over those things. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, do you like. Are you in the dark?

[Tom Griswold]

I am indeed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You sleep with the lights on?

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean, I have that light from the alarm clock projection thing on.

[Tom Griswold]

The ceiling does. That gizmo you use the.

[Christy Lee]

That works just fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Pappas, the CPAP machine, does that have a big light on it?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's got a tiny light on it.

[Chick McGee]

What'd you call it, the Papas?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I forget the name of it all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Invented by a former major league pitcher.

[Al Jackson]

Milk.

[Chick McGee]

Pappas.

[Pat Godwin]

One in ten respondents admitted to sleeping with a stuffed animal or other comfort item.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, now you're talking. Well, it's not adults. Pillows, Pillows. Pillows. Love the pillows.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have your dogs? My dogs. Comfort item.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Dogs have their own room. They're sound asleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any stuffed animals in your bedroom?

[Pat Godwin]

In my bedroom? No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I got pillows. One between my legs. I'm holding one. I'm laying my head on one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, and that's sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have a body pillow?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if your bed is your bed, is your bed made right now? Did you make your bed this morning?

[Chick McGee]

No, I never make my bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

You know, the lady makes the bed once a week. That's how it gets made.

[Tom Griswold]

Once a week? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What.

[Pat Godwin]

What? Do you make your bed? No, she's.

[Chick McGee]

You make your bed. You make your. You can't make your bed. She make her bed.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I make the. Well, obviously, when Kelly's around, I don't. But, I mean, I. When I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

So this morning, you were by yourself. You got up.

[Tom Griswold]

Make the bed.

[Chick McGee]

You got up and made the bed.

[Josh Arnold]

They say. Now, they say you. You want to give it, like, 15, 20 minutes before you make the bed. So I say take a shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I do. I get up, take a shower, take a walk.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then make the bed and took the dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say take a shower?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, you.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask you this.

[Pat Godwin]

Andy makes the bed.

[Tom Griswold]

When your bed is made, how many pillows are on it? Not the ones you sleep on, but those decorative pillows.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have any decorative pillows.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no, I have five.

[Chick McGee]

Me, Five decorative pillows.

[Christy Lee]

Five too many.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you have to stack them. Two on this side, two on this side, then the big long one in the middle.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what? I do have a long decorative pillow that I. It's on the floor up against the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Or I don't.

[Chick McGee]

All right. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I hate it.

[Chick McGee]

It's in the room somewhere.

[Pat Godwin]

We have nine total because we have two pillows. Pillows that.

[Tom Griswold]

We have nine pillows on the bed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And then the Five decorative ones. Well, the decorative ones don't.

[Tom Griswold]

The decorative ones. I don't know who started that, but I wish we could get a time machine and stop.

[Pat Godwin]

That's nice. You don't think it looks nice?

[Tom Griswold]

No. I was at a hotel recently and they had that. Where do I stack these? I can't put them on the chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I needed the chair for my suitcase.

[Chick McGee]

I remember. I'm gonna say 20 something. When I, I, I said the words bed skirt. What the hell's a bed skirt?

[Josh Arnold]

I would say twenties for me, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What the hell is a bed skirt?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they had that in the hotels with a corpse rotting below them.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh. The survey went on to find that after watching horror movies, nearly 30% of people said they tend to wake up during the middle of the night.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I love a horror movie, I can tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

Horror hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you have a deal with Amazing Andy, Your husband?

[Pat Godwin]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

If you hear a noise, does he have to go and investigate? Have you. Have you discussed this?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I haven't discussed it ever happened. I get up and look.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you get up. You don't tell. You don't wake him up and say, hey, I just heard something.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, the dogs, you know, go crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Any true man would just get up.

[Pat Godwin]

He would get up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, I know he would.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, you have not discussed this one.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I haven't had to discuss it.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you should. This is important.

[Pat Godwin]

Important, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

You send her, don't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course he does.

[Josh Arnold]

You probably wake up one of your little girls to go.

[Chick McGee]

Daddy'S sleeping.

[Tom Griswold]

You've never talked about this?

[Chick McGee]

No, I thought, I thought when you.

[Tom Griswold]

Get married in the church, that when you sit down with a priest and they walk through all these important things.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't get married in the church, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

I got married in the church of racing at the museum.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I want Josh to get married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout. That's what I want.

[Pat Godwin]

A fifth of Americans said it would take more than a week for them to adjust to daylight savings time.

[Josh Arnold]

I may be a guy, though, that does show up one day and go. By the way, I'm married now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, it'll depend. It'll depend on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I believe that.

[Josh Arnold]

On who I marry, but.

[Tom Griswold]

So what you're saying is we're not being invited?

[Josh Arnold]

What I'm saying is there might not be a wedding at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

It would Just be. But of course, this has. I don't have much say in this.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So it would be whatever the.

[Chick McGee]

I get that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But I think I am. I have that in me. I just. Yeah. I'm married now.

[Chick McGee]

The one thing I've learned over the. Yeah. There's a very big difference between your friends and the people you work with.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we've noticed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they can con you and.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I'm your friend. No. Just because we work together.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

No, we work together. Okay. We're not.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're. We're not invited to yours either.

[Chick McGee]

What? Mine? No.

[Pat Godwin]

So you're saying none of us are yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Setting us up for that, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I also think I'm your friend.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you were.

[Josh Arnold]

I also want all you guys to know there is a chance.

[Chick McGee]

Wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

That I will walk in. Walk in one day and say. Say I'm married. And chick may say I am, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. To each other.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, Pat would invite us. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

For the presents.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'll have to somehow. I'll have to write a check.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I will say.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know you were doing that. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. Did we complete our Afraid of the Dark story?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

We're done here today.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's. It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's in us.

[Tom Griswold]

You keep a flashlight by your bed?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I keep one in the nightstand.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I have a flashlight and a baseball bat.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I have a baseball bat. It's a Rawlings. Nice. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

A full size bat?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, like 36, 38.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you think one of those little mini bats is going to do?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. It's one of those. Baseball bat pen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The killer would go, oh, that hurts first. Now I have to really stab you.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to try to get out of this without killing you.

[Tom Griswold]

On that note, these remain. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Al Jackson]

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