The BOB & TOM Show - October 2, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – October 2, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Host: The BOB & TOM Show (Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, etc.)
Date: October 2, 2025
Studio Team Includes: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Shara Lasley (news), Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends the show’s signature comedic banter, listener letters, sports picks, absurd news, and interviews with comedians. Regular team members riff on everything from bad plays and odd news stories to personal pet peeves, and they’re joined by comedians Al Jackson and Gianmarco Soresi. Key segments include playful debates about what makes someone "cool," letters from longtime fans, listener correspondence, and the infamous “shoe-in of the week” NFL picks. Plenty of rapid-fire pop culture references and tangents ensure the episode is both unpredictable and entertaining.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Sketches & Cold Opens

• Count Flatula Sketch (00:22–02:38)
  • The show kicks off with a mock promo for a fictional show called “Count Flatula”—a flatulent vampire with gastrointestinal issues, portraying a typical BOB & TOM irreverent skit.

2. Weather, Office Banter & Ski Reports

• The cast riffs on chilly weather in the studio and Tom’s affinity for keeping the building uncomfortably cold.
• Running joke about not really having ski stories, but always having a reason to mention cold weather and sweaters.
  • Tom: “I like it nice and chilly.” (04:05)
  • Chick: “We all have to suffer. It’s okay, though.” (04:06)

3. NFL ‘Pigskin Picks’ & Sports Talk

• Chick and Tom promote the ongoing NFL picks contest, “shoe-in of the week.”
• Special guest Jim May (“week 4 winner”) gets lauded for picking 15 out of 16 games correctly.
• Playful confusion and jokes about e-gift cards and the oddities of online prizes.
• Tease interviews for upcoming guests including comedians Gianmarco Soresi and Al Jackson.

4. Listener Letters: Naked...Everything

• Multiple letters delve into odd experiences, such as “Nudes on Ice” shows, the spectacle of naked bowling, barbers, car washes, and even shoeshines.
• Tom and Josh riff on society’s strange obsession with nudity in the mundane ("naked car wash" and "naked shoeshine" banter, 07:31–08:56).
  • Tom: “What kind of pervert finds ice skating naked erotic?” (07:08)
  • Josh: “As if your subservience isn’t obvious enough—take your clothes off!” (08:05)
• Philosophical and comedic reflections on how specificity in fetishes guarantees there’s “probably a website" for every kink (09:03).

5. Generational Language & “Being Cool”

• Panelists banter about “magooing” (being oblivious) and its pop-culture origins.
• Tom gets ribbed for using outdated slang (e.g., “right on,” “solid,” “bus driver white socks”).
  • Tom: “Was Tom ever actually cool?... I think I was in pursuit of the cool, but never really arrived.” (49:04)
• Fashion chat about current sock trends, jeans, and what is (or isn’t) cool among the cast.
  • Shara: “I think it’s fine. I don’t think it’s necessarily cool.” (51:57)

6. Pets, Food, and Whipped Cream

• Lively stories about pet routines, such as feeding dogs or Chick giving his old retriever "pup cups" of whipped cream.
  • Chick: “[My dog] went, looked at the food, looked at me, looked at the food… and I immediately, oh, sorry!” (24:13)
• Heavy pet banter: treats, whipped cream, and dog liver snacks.
• Arguments over types of whipped cream (Cool Whip vs. Ready Whip), and recipes (“fatty fat fat letter,” 22:52–23:22).

7. Classic Childhood Mishaps & Parental Stories

• Stories of setting porches on fire or Jiffy Pop mishaps as latchkey kids.
  • Chick: “I set the back porch on fire... watching a Jerry Lewis marathon and making popcorn.” (28:09)

8. Entertainment & Pop References

• Deep-dives into the origins of bands, songs, and strange musical trivia.
  • “Big Audio Dynamite”—sneezing in songs; “Smoke Show” song’s meaning.
• Playful arguments about walk-up music (for baseball players/comics):
  • Chick: “Tear It Up” by Queen (73:36)
  • Josh: “Right Now” by Korn (73:11)
  • Shara: “Sarah” by Starship (75:24)

9. Interviews

Al Jackson (Comedian) – (122:00)

• Browns' quarterback woes become grounds for an extended bit about Cleveland’s endless string of mediocre QBs.
• Debate about slang; “right on” and “solid” analyzed by Al for contemporary relevance.
  • Al: “[Saying 'solid']... kinda dates you a little bit... solid just kinda, like, never really came back.” (125:55)
• Lesson of the week: using “cheeks” to mean “bad” or “lame.”
  • Al: “The seats were cheeks, man.” (132:25)

Gianmarco Soresi (Comedian) – (141:00)

• Promotes new YouTube special “Thief of Joy.”
• Discusses balancing his Italian-Jewish heritage, changing his name for showbiz, and being a “matzo with a little bit of ragu.”
• Chats about tattoos, relationships, and being a non-driver from NYC.

10. Weird News & World Stories

• North Korea Cracks Down on Breast Implants (138:14)
  • Kim Jong Un declares breast augmentation capitalist corruption; patients and doctors face public trials.
• Russian “Content Creator” Arrested for On-the-Go Sex in Thailand (99:09)
  • Humorous breakdown of cultural mispronunciations and Thai geography.
• World Record: Longest Natural Beard (90:47)
  • Alabama man earns Guinness record for 3’6” beard; panel lampoons “natural beard locks.”
• Jay Cutler DUI Story (78:06)
  • Ex-NFLer’s jail stint, debated by cast for the ethics of hush-money and “above the law” celebrity treatment.

11. Fast-Talking References & Tangents Galore

• Recurring asides about old-school radio, Pilates, dinner routines, the complexity of auction houses, and how their references are increasingly “obscure” even for Dennis Miller.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Count Flatula Parody (00:30–02:38)

“Did you just step on a duck?”
— Shara Lasley (01:42) “If you don't want to hear him fart, just drive a steak into his heart.”
— Tom Griswold (02:08)

On Whipped Cream vs. Dogs (24:13)

“So last night I forgot to put the whipped cream... looked at the food, looked at me, looked at the food... Oh, sorry!”
— Chick McGee

On “Being Cool” (49:04)

“I think I was in pursuit of the cool throughout my life, but never really arrived.”
— Tom Griswold

On Outdated Slang (126:00)

“You could say anything. This is a free country. But saying ‘solid’... it kinda dates you a little bit. It’s what your 71-year-old uncle who fixes your car for free says.”
— Al Jackson

On the Newest Slang - “Cheeks” (132:25)

“The seats were cheeks, man.”
— Al Jackson
(Translation: The seats were bad/ass/lame)

On Formulaic Heritage Jokes (152:58)

“My name’s Gianmarco Ceresi. I sound like if J.K. Rowling had invented an Italian wizard.”
— Gianmarco Ceresi

On Cooking Ambition (151:51)

“At the beginning of 2020… if you didn’t use that time to learn the skill you always thought you would, you’re never going to!”
— Gianmarco Ceresi

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Important Segments with Timestamps

• Comedy Sketch (Count Flatula): 00:22–02:38
• NFL Picks & Contest Details: 04:11–05:23, 15:17–16:16, 113:04 (Jim May call & picks)
• Listener Letters (Naked Entertainment): 06:09–14:10
• Pet Stories (Dogs, Treats, Whipped Cream): 23:49–24:30
• Jay Cutler DUI Discussion: 78:06–84:51
• Al Jackson Interview: 122:00–134:15
• Gianmarco Soresi Interview: 141:00–155:47
• World Beard Record Story: 90:47–93:41
• North Korea Boob News: 138:14–140:49
• Russian Pickup Sex Story: 99:09–104:07
• “Cheeks” Slang Explained: 132:12–133:07
• Walk-up Music Segment: 73:00–76:12

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Podcast Tone & Style

The show’s tone is playful, fast-paced, and rambling, with frequent callbacks, layered in-jokes, and constant (sometimes purposely muddled) references to pop culture and sports history. The hosts’ chemistry relies on merciless teasing (particularly of Tom), deadpan sarcasm, and a love for the absurd in daily life or news.

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Closing Thoughts

This episode encapsulates The BOB & TOM Show’s blend of old-school radio comedy, contemporary cultural references, and unfiltered “barstool” banter. Whether riffing on the NFL or deconstructing phrases like “cheeks,” the cast keeps the laughs coming—and for hardcore fans, the deep in-jokes and callbacks are in top form.

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Note: Comedian segments feature sharp, self-aware commentary on showbiz and language, while the sports and news discussions take playful detours into the bizarre—true to classic BOB & TOM form.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming soon to Bob and Tom television. He's a 600-year-old vampire with a diabolically.

[Chick McGee]

Insatiable appet for human blood and an offensive gastrointestinal ailment. He's Count Flatula. Once again. I, Count Flatula, am prowling the streets.

[Tom Griswold]

Of St. Sylvania in search of fresh blood. I grow weak. I must drink from this leftover vial of blood. Oh boy, that's expired. But alas, I see another victim. Count Valachula shall sneak up on her.

[Chick McGee]

With stealth like brows.

[Tom Griswold]

She will not even see me coming. Woo hoo. Man, that is stanky. That wasn't me. It must have been a stray dog. Or perhaps the wolfman.

[Shara Lasley]

Who the hell are you anyway?

[Chick McGee]

I am prince of the undead. I am Count Fletula.

[Tom Griswold]

Prince of the undead. Huh. Well, it sure do smell like something died.

[Shara Lasley]

Did you just step on a duck?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to suck your blood.

[Shara Lasley]

I want to light a match.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, that is nasty.

[Chick McGee]

I tire of your insolence. Perhaps you don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

I am a vampire. I live in a coffin. I don't know about no coffin.

[Shara Lasley]

What I do know is I'm gagging.

[Chick McGee]

That's Count Flatula.

[Tom Griswold]

If you don't want to hear him fart, just drive a steak into his heart.

[Chick McGee]

He'll scare the pants right off your ass. Then he'll say it's a cuss. Count Flatula. Count Flatula only comes out at night.

[Tom Griswold]

Tuesday night, that is at 8, right after an all new law and order SPD only on the Bob and Tom Television network.

[Chick McGee]

Be there.

[Tom Griswold]

Done.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Yep. This music always makes me sleepy.

[Josh Arnold]

It interrupted the free flowing toxicity.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It is off air conversation.

[Chick McGee]

I was just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just one of those overrated plays that they force you to say is.

[Chick McGee]

Good torture to sit through lots and lots of correspondence. What do you guys do when you're off the air? You don't want to know.

[Josh Arnold]

You really don't try to dodge the poison.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you can't.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Shara Lack. Ashley.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Ace Cosby. I am Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Shara. Look like you're kind of dressed for winter. You got a sweater on. Which is good because we have our first ski report today.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's not the first one.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no way in hell we had the guy skiing down every day earlier.

[Chick McGee]

We pretty much have a ski story. Because you're an avid skier.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, don't you. Don't you love getting up in the morning? And it's kind of got that nice chill out there. Ah, the next thing it'll be snow.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's what we put up with here in the building. That's why we all wear chunky sweaters. Because you get hot. Well, therefore you assume everyone's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it nice and chilly and.

[Chick McGee]

We all have to suffer. It's okay, though.

[Tom Griswold]

No suffering today. We've got some great stuff coming up. We've got our shoe in of the week starring Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll be taking on our winner from week four of our Bob and Tom show Pigskin Picks competition. That's Jim May. Step up, buddy from Jackson, Michigan, the home of the prison. Jim is the winner of that. They call them an E gift card. Very convenient.

[Chick McGee]

You mean an E gift card.

[Tom Griswold]

E like when I was on the radio and deland W e T O.

[Chick McGee]

Came up with that. Why did they stress the E?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It was in the jingle thing that, you know, it was that. That was W. He's got that gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. And by the way, you can peruse the catalog ati hate stevensinger.com and you can peruse the games for this weekend. Get it in before tonight because week five begins this evening. It's the Thursday nighter, as they say. And just go to bobandtom.com contest and pick the winners. By the way, Jim was the only one to get. He got 15 out of 16 games. Correct. But we'll be talking to him later this morning. Also, Giamarco Soresi comedian will be our guest. Giamarco Ceres.

[Chick McGee]

Gian Gianmarco.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in here. He was in here a few months ago. He's got a new special. It's gotten more than a million views already. And then comedian Al Jackson. So we'll go to Jackson twice. Jackson, Michigan and Al Jackson.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Al was actually in Ann Arbor last weekend. It all ties in.

[Chick McGee]

What else? What else is going on in Michigan? The only state, you know, that actually.

[Josh Arnold]

May have been news that I was in Ann Arbor last week.

[Chick McGee]

That might have been really big news.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, you got Motown not too far away.

[Chick McGee]

What year do you play at Michigan? Well, I'm a comedian. Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Should we get to some letters and bring some Joy to the world.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and top show. My parents and their friends took me to see Nudes on Ice in Las Vegas in 1974. Wow, Perrin. I was 10 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

After the show, they asked me what I thought. My 10 year old mouth said, I like the ice skating. But I don't know why they had to take their tops off.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. I mean, it probably would be baffling.

[Tom Griswold]

It should be baffling to anyone. I mean, I could see Jesus at the pearly gates going, you know, I've pretty much seen everything, but this is the dumbest idea that I've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

He says he still remembers big feathered headdresses, the small skating rink, and a row of people looking over at me for my reaction, wondering. Reaction, wondering, what the hell is that 10 year old kid doing?

[Tom Griswold]

They let him in. Hey, hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

It's Vegas, baby. Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

A 50 in the palm. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of pervert finds ice skating naked erotic?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

What's next? Naked bowling?

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it looks like Ms. Johnson is straddling the air dryer again.

[Josh Arnold]

Get your mind out of the gutter.

[Tom Griswold]

Spare me.

[Chick McGee]

We have naked shoeshine and we had naked barbers and we've had naked donuts.

[Tom Griswold]

And do you know that about 100 miles from here or less than that, there used to be a naked car wash?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine that? Honey, I'm. I stopped at the car washer. I mean, do you suppose that the guys in the cars are actively enjoying the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, I hope not. I mean, for the sake of the washers. But I want it naked shoe shine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. As if you see her going at that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

As if you go, you know, your subservience isn't obvious enough. Take your clothes off.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Don't get that shinola on your boobs, sweetheart.

[Chick McGee]

It's awful.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I thought the dude was nude. I didn't know it was a woman.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, I also assumed it was a guy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're a girl. But that's interesting. You would think it was a guy.

[Pat Godwin]

I should examine that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That might be an option. In certain places.

[Chick McGee]

The apple doesn't fall too far from the.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe some guy finds that a turn on watching the worm wiggle. I don't know, it just.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

The worm wiggle. If you've got a. If you've got a. If you've got some dude down there buffing, I imagine his male member will be a swaying.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably. I think I would Imagine that's what you'd want if you were into that.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Shara Lasley]

I don't. I don't know that anybody is wanting that. That's attracted to it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, this is where you're wrong.

[Shara Lasley]

I mean, the wiggle.

[Tom Griswold]

No matter what this. I Learned this from Mr. McGee. There is a specificity. There's some guy out there that nothing would turn him on more than watching someone shine their shoes naked. Whatever you can think of as chick often. There's probably a website.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, you're probably right.

[Tom Griswold]

People who want to see nude men on zebras side saddle. Oh, yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

I mean, that would be a show. I would go to that.

[Chick McGee]

And what. What are the. Why is it so different between men watching women. Women watching men dance naked and men watching women dance naked? Men almost have to sit on their hands, right? They can't do anything. But women are pawing and pulling and grabbing and having the time of their life. Having the time of their life pinching nipples.

[Shara Lasley]

And it's because we're weak and we can't really do any damage.

[Tom Griswold]

And are most of the men gay?

[Pat Godwin]

They were Thunder from down under when they shared our green room.

[Tom Griswold]

So there's kind of a sort of a non.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, Pat, that's a. Interesting story you've come up with.

[Pat Godwin]

It's gonna be one of those days.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's an interesting story that between that and then the male naked shoeshine guy and you being in the locker room with the.

[Tom Griswold]

This would be a great thing, Pat. You go late life gay guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, nothing else has worked.

[Chick McGee]

Why not? You don't know.

[Shara Lasley]

Open up your options.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't like men.

[Tom Griswold]

You can adapt a couple of your songs. What? I'm not sure how that one about Big Boo Barbara would go if you. How you change that around.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't think it's Barbara.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Have you.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace, do you remember the naked car wash topless. Well, topless. Okay, well, let's clarify. Of course, yeah. You don't want a distinction. You don't want to have all nude car wash. That'd be sick. But topless. I went there once. I couldn't get my antenna to go down.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, lady, it's got a mind of its own.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that was very fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I never did go there. But it was in. It was in Kokomo, Indiana.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that, right?

[Chick McGee]

Tokamania.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a club around here. Used to do it topless one.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, on the other hand, on a.

[Josh Arnold]

Much nicer house charity doing these days.

[Tom Griswold]

Whenever. Whenever I If I'm. If I'm driving around on a Saturday and I see one of those car washes to support, you know, the high school band or whatever, I will always go and have them wash my car. Then I'll be. Then I'll immediately take it to the car wash to get it cleaned up. But yeah, that's. I approve of them doing acts.

[Chick McGee]

When you do that at the high school, do you get out and, and relate to the kids, talk to them in their language and try to, you know, hey, what's, what's up? What's the sitch?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Perhaps you could scrub this six, seven times. Did I use that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I got the six, seven the other day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, did you?

[Tom Griswold]

For my 12 year old.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So what does that mean? And no one knows what that means.

[Pat Godwin]

My son said it out of the blue.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the whole point. You just say it when you can and it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a pause, I think English. You got me at sixes and sevens. They say that. That means they're confused or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I give up. I. I've looked it up and so six, seven, and then we just move on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's. It's a. It's a note of confusion. Well, welcome to the Bob and Tom program. Happy to be here. A couple of things I'll remind you. I guess I already mentioned the contest. Pick your NFL winners for week five. Get them in before Thursday. Before tonight, Bob and Tom.com contest. Right. Now, let's talk with Mr. McGee about feeling secure and safe and peace of mind.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

We got the simply safe cameras all over this place and we are very happy to have them, by the way. Coming up, we have lots of cool stuff in the news, including a jail cell with a sports star in it. We have the world of baseball with Pope Leo involved and we have fake boobs in North Korea. All exciting news we'll get to coming up today. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. @ the news desk, it's Cheryl Asli. Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hey, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Got Al Jackson coming up today, Gian Marco Cerese and shoe in of the week. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be saying hello to Jim May, our winner of week four. Week five begins this evening. Get your picks in go to bobandtom.com contest. Did I say contast? Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right. You'll get it right.

[Tom Griswold]

Contest. It's early in the show.

[Josh Arnold]

It's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Is Jim going to pick or. Jim may not pick now.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out. You could win yourself a gift certificate from Stephen Singer Jewelers, an E gift card. And you can peruse what he's got going by going to I hate stevensinger.com. thank you, Stephen.

[Chick McGee]

And you're only doing that because you know it drives me crazy when I say E.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know they called him that.

[Chick McGee]

E. Gift. What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Gift cards.

[Chick McGee]

They call them gift cards.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I didn't know there Was the. The so called E Gift.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. This is the gift card you get in your email.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In your email.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that way.

[Chick McGee]

But it's still a gift card.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody who doesn't live next to Steven Singer can actually still get something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

Well, so, so that talk to Steven Singer, you know, the daughter and the Christmas. And I got to talk to him. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wherever, wherever you are, you can enter this competition. Just pick the winners in the NFL. We'll begin to the sports page coming up with Chick McGee shortly. But we'd like to open the show by talking to you via email. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. My name is Brian from La Plata, New Mexico. I believe that means the Plata. And I was hoping that Josh Arnold could possibly do a conversation as himself and his cat Gravy responds. Josh, looks like my older brother. And I have lost some cats this year.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Makes my day when he talks like his cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, my cats, since yesterday was October 1st, they have been trying to scare me now because it's Halloween season, they always try to do that. And Gravy will come up to me and she'll say, I'm Dracra. She thinks she's Dracula.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know, catch. There's a lot of Rs and a lot of. So their English gets that way too. And Gravy actually has a song. Well, I'll go, gravy, what are you doing? And she'll go, I'm Dr. No, you're not.

[Chick McGee]

Stop.

[Josh Arnold]

And Halloween was on yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

And so now she tells me that she's McMyers because she doesn't know how to say Michael Myers.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

She gets, I'm McMyers.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you're not McMyers.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll stab you.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

She has a Dracula song.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Can we hear it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She'll go, drakra coming for you. Drakra gonna get you. Drakra gonna bite you. Dracra suck your bra. And I go, no, you don't. Stop that gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of upbeat. Doesn't have that usual sort of luxurious organ sound. Dracula.

[Chick McGee]

Yet it is. It is menacing. He's gonna. He's gonna get you. He's gonna suck your blood.

[Josh Arnold]

She has the whole story. He's gonna get you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or he's coming for you, which is scary. And then gonna get you. There's no escaping it. And then gonna bite you. Well, why suck your bra.

[Chick McGee]

Suck your bra. Kitty cats. We can't say the yells.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm McMires.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, little kitty.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show is a listener of your show for the better part of 25 years. I often find myself questioning how Tom makes it through life, given his constant magooing. Perenn. Thank you, Josh. I catch myself shaking my head in both confusion and bewilderment on almost a daily basis. This is word for word, this letter. Listening to Tom talk about. Well, anything, really. Keep up the good work, Tom. Josh, it always gets me hearing you yell at Tom off mic.

[Tom Griswold]

Also.

[Chick McGee]

Also, the metal band I recommended a few months ago, Orbit Culture, has a new album coming out tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'll check it out.

[Chick McGee]

This is Tyler from Portland, Oregon.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Tyler.

[Chick McGee]

You guys make me laugh every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I want to ask young Shara.

[Shara Lasley]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you familiar with the term magooing? Do you understand the origin of that?

[Shara Lasley]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

It, of course, is Mr. Magoo, the. The iconic cartoon character voiced by the great Jim Backus. Jim Backus, perhaps most famous for being. He was what, the dad in the James Dean classic?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. But he's most famous.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's Mr. Howell on Gilligan's Island. Did you ever see Gilligan's Island?

[Shara Lasley]

I mean, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The great Jim Back.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear the resignation? What she thought was. How do I get out of this conversation?

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think the phrase. The phrase magooing is brilliant because 1964 is the Mr. Magoo. Mr. Magoo had very poor vision, so he would often mistake people for other things. And then he had a. He had an Asian assistant that has been politically corrected out of existence, I believe. And I'm a big Mr. Magoo fan. For my money, the. The Christmas classic, Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol, by far the best Adaptation is the Mr. Magoo version of it. I actually have the book about it and of course, the video. I highly recommend it. It's a musical that's brilliant. It makes me tear up every time I hear. But I'm being. I'm accused of magooing, meaning that I don't know what I'm doing most of the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Would leave a wake of destruction because he'd be driving, thinking everything was fine, but meanwhile everybody else is swerving out of his way.

[Chick McGee]

Not only. Not only was he disconnected and distant, he had. He was nearsighted. He couldn't see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the main thing.

[Tom Griswold]

But I have. I have fine vision, don't get me wrong.

[Chick McGee]

But, yeah. God knows what you'd be if you couldn't see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, boy, that'd be terrible, but I have a life of adventure. Yesterday I had to drop a car off at a distant land, and I ubered back, hey, good job with my very nice Vietnamese driver. And he had his phone mounted on the dashboard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where he had his maps and everything coming out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the phone rang.

[Chick McGee]

Did you find that fascinating? How did he get his phone up there?

[Tom Griswold]

He had some gizmo that had attached up there, which is fine. And then the phone rang, and I encouraged him to answer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then he said, and I will not try to emulate his imitate, I should say his accent. No, somebody affected it. My wife. And I said, no, no, but take the call. Goes, no, no, no. He didn't want to take the call.

[Chick McGee]

No, of course not. He's. He's at work.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you should.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had a lovely wife. They had a very brief chat. Then when he dropped me off at my house, I invited him in.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

What.

[Josh Arnold]

What a maniac.

[Tom Griswold]

He said he didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Second time this has happened.

[Tom Griswold]

I always do this whenever I uber to my house. And then I off. He ended up. I gave him a nice lime soda water.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

This is so fascinating. You invite those people.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like some rice pudding?

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't give him a chocolate bar to tell you where the good whores are.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why you wouldn't. Why wouldn't you, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I said your wife may have done Josh's toes. He likes to get a pedicure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Who doesn't? Well, let's. Let's move on. We have more letters. I have a couple over here.

[Josh Arnold]

How about I have a fatty fat, fat fat letter?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. I love these.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys were talking about Cool Whip. We're all fans, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Take one tub of Cool Whip, thaw it, and one packet of Swiss Miss hot chocolate. Pour the Swiss Miss into the Cool Whip, then whip with your blender, and you'll have the best chocolate mousse you'll ever eat. Wow. That is great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then you eat the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I. According to the. The title of this email is Fatty fat fat.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Like, I was next to Alexander Graham Bell, and he at the phone work for the first time. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, which of you doesn't like the squirter Ready whips? The squirter one.

[Chick McGee]

I like that one.

[Josh Arnold]

I do not care for it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care about the delivery System. As long as it gets in my mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that delivery.

[Pat Godwin]

Nitrous.

[Josh Arnold]

At the end, there's something. The flavor's off. The mix is off. Something's wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the. The artistic touch that it takes to apply it to say a cupcake. And you twirl and.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like it very much.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, my. My oldest Golden Retriever, she's 12 and she's had some health problems recently. So. So dad has been really babying her. So I have started giving her whipped cream on top of her food. Like a massive pup cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Hers rubs it.

[Chick McGee]

Do what?

[Josh Arnold]

She loves it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she rubs it. Yeah. And so last night I forgot to put the whipped cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get the look?

[Chick McGee]

And I put the food down and she went. Looked at the food, looked at me, looked at the food.

[Shara Lasley]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

And I immediately. Oh, sor.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

And I ran to the refrigerator. She. She runs. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's in charge. And every time I get the dogs back from a walk, they have to get those dried liver treats. By the way, guys, I'm. I got the number. Ordering you all more bags.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

But if I don't give them, they. They sit there and look at me like, yeah, we're back. We did the walk. We both pooped.

[Chick McGee]

We did the walk.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's the liver, buddy?

[Josh Arnold]

Have you tried one?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've. I.

[Chick McGee]

You always try your dog treats, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I suppose I could. Oh, it's just. It's. I love. I think Chick and I are the only two in here that like liver.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we've also. I love liver. I don't sometimes ignore other us.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because I just wish Are relatively meaningless.

[Chick McGee]

I just wish Joshua would. Joshua. And whether he likes chicken liver or not. I don't understand. You like beef liver too?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. I probably have more liver than honestly every anybody in the.

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Josh Arnold]

I have it three times a week.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you cook it at home? Because it stinks up the house big time.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't necessarily have that problem, but I also get what's known as an ancestral blend. All my beef and chicken are ancestral blends.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean? That means the animals have brother sex with their brother and sister.

[Josh Arnold]

That's ancestral blend.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that tasty?

[Josh Arnold]

Those are a little more expensive. The ancestral blend. Sorry, my bad.

[Chick McGee]

You said it.

[Josh Arnold]

We all have the livers and hearts and some other things mixed in with the meat itself.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

So I'm constantly getting it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but do you fry it or boil it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I brown it on the. What you Know when you brown ground beef or you brown olive oil, it.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn'T stink up your house?

[Josh Arnold]

No. It's mixed with the regular meat.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not allowed to cook liver when there are certain people in my house. That would be any other human being. No. We've got to get back to our letters. If you want to send us a letter, we'd love to hear from you, no matter what the topic. Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. and I promise no more Frank Zappa poster emails.

[Josh Arnold]

But you mentioned them.

[Tom Griswold]

We got one, a lady who, in high school decoupaged that poster onto a tray. Onto a tray. There's a photograph of it. We'll have to do.

[Chick McGee]

What a lonely, lonely woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm still trying to find one of those posters so I can place it in here. But like I said, the one I found yesterday was 52 bucks. You know, a gag is a gag, but I think a bad a gag. I'd say my limit is 20.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This. I love this letter to the way it begins. Thank you, Arthur. It starts out, sorry to bother you at work. You'll like this one chick. Arthur writes, I had to take care of myself from ages 3 to 11.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

From fifth grade on, while my mom worked. One evening I pulled out Jiffy Pop and began to make it on an electric stove. Now, Jiffy Pop is the one that comes with its own little frying pan. And you kind of rotate it over the. Over the stove, the cooktop, and it expands into this globular foil thing. It's really cool.

[Chick McGee]

You shake it as it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you're Polish. Then you. Then you shake the stove.

[Tom Griswold]

Why we would attack our Polish friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Many of them are done.

[Tom Griswold]

A Polish man just ski down Mount Everest. I'd like to see you do that. American bigot. Arthur continues. I smelled something burning when I was in the living room eating my Jiffy Pop.

[Chick McGee]

Arthur.

[Tom Griswold]

It was me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I had set the sleeve of my PJs on fire. They were smoldering. I went to the kitchen, put it in the sink. In the future, I rolled up my sleeves.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I spent a lot of time at my house when I was little by myself. I know you did, too.

[Chick McGee]

Me, too. I set the back porch on fire when I was about 9 or 10. I was watching a Jerry Lewis movie marathon and making popcorn. And you had to light our stove. It didn't have pilot light. You had to light a match.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

So I lit a match, lit the stove, got the popcorn going. I threw the match out on the back porch. I thought it was out, and it wasn't. So eventually I go, yeah. I was in one end of the house. The back porch is. Yeah, I got down. It was fully involved when I got down.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a fire extinguisher?

[Chick McGee]

No, I just kept throwing water on it. It finally put it out, and I had the black marks all over, so I had to wipe it down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did your. Did your parents find out?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Was there a bit of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Exquisite beating.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh. One end of the house to the other room. Well, now, on my ear. My left ear still rings.

[Josh Arnold]

I got caught setting the fire on my deck. And my dad. The classic punishment. Well, now you got to set the whole house on fire. I'm gonna sit here while you set the entire house.

[Shara Lasley]

But it's out of your system now, isn't it? Isn't it? It worked. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is a lengthy letter, and I'm. This is part of. This is addressed to Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

You were reading about the woman who wrote in saying whenever she tastes chocolate, she sneezes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh might know this. What song has sneezing in it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, someone sneezing or the words Josh's Style?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's the offshoot band from the Clash. Big audio. Dynamite. I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The song, the Globe.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, if I've heard it, I don't remember it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's, like, their big, biggest hit.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Mick Jones Globe is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think down at the Globe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You'll recognize it, I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, this is. Yes, absolutely. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Globe.

[Tom Griswold]

Bless you. Is that supposed to be sneezing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Play that again. It sounds.

[Chick McGee]

Supposed to be sneezing.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never put that together.

[Chick McGee]

No, me either.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy saying bless you after the.

[Pat Godwin]

Beginning of Should I Stay or Should I Go? Where the he.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Pat Godwin]

And he samples that.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a song they're sampling, and as a joke, he's saying, bless you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't think that's.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I think it. It.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

It implies it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Artistically, it could be a sneeze.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you want to hear an artistic sneeze, I believe we have a audio of you presentation of me sneezing.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

While doing. Doing some commercials.

[Chick McGee]

It's hanging in the air somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a conversation with my daughter. My 12 year old. We were in the car and she's been playing a lot of country music lately. And of course, a lot of Taylor Swift, which used to. Taylor was kind of country. Now pop. Whatever. In any event, have you heard the song Oklahoma Smoke Show? It's actually pretty good. Some of his stuff is amazing. But I'll play just a little bit of it for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Who is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Zach. Bryan. And I've been here.

[Chick McGee]

I've been up all night Thinking about life with you and I One you'll never know? Cause you're a small town smoke show?

[Tom Griswold]

You're a small town smoke show. So I. I asked Finn, do you know what a smoke show is? When she played the song for the 50th time, and it is a very good song. And she had, of course, had no idea. Then I explained. Shara, do you know what a smoke show is?

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, yeah, I know what a smoke show is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is that strictly a reference, by the way, to a lady that's incredibly attractive?

[Shara Lasley]

I don't know. I feel like I've used it in reference to men, but I like to, you know, use those terms, however, which way I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So a smoke show. A friend of mine used to use it all the time, but. And he was kind of a country guy, so maybe that's why. But if someone's a smoke show, it's a super hot woman.

[Josh Arnold]

We. We are aware. Yeah, we.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you aware of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

It's actually kind of dated. I. You don't hear it nearly as long as five years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's very.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Clayton Anderson had a country song where he smoke show was one of the main lyrics, and that was easily six years ago. Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I am so far behind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's all right. But apparently Zach Bryant.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back.

[Josh Arnold]

Doing country by way of cold play.

[Chick McGee]

It sounded like a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, now that you mentioned it, that is.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back after this. From Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Can you fit that into the other one?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think it'll cut off the. Well, maybe not. I don't know. Pretty close. And then it should shut. The other one.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Pick two.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Pick two. Yeah. Pick two. Hey, Mo. Sorry, I couldn't resist. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

We are the musers on the pod.

[Show Announcer]

So far we've discussed people we love.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't tell you guys. Cuban emailed. What are you wearing?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, that's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Things we love. Got way into typewriters.

[Josh Arnold]

How many typewriters do you own?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Guesstimate.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time to get really down and dirty.

[Chick McGee]

These are great ideas. Start a podcast and forget to promote it on social media. So what is our podcast about? Yeah, whatever we feel like the musers.

[Show Announcer]

The podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the news desk. There's Cheryl Asley.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chicken.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom. All of a sudden busy.

[Tom Griswold]

Just doing. Just doing some organizing over here. I just, I'm just, just telling everybody the last line of my obituary is going to be yes, he died tripping backwards over a small dog.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I think that's how he'd want to go.

[Chick McGee]

That's not a bad way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

My dogs think. My dogs think that I. Every night I do the dishes, of course. And I. I have a system.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm all constantly interrupted. I like no one in the. No one anywhere near me when I do the dishes. I can handle it. I've got a way that I do.

[Josh Arnold]

You. You could make that happen. You say two, three things.

[Tom Griswold]

But I, I. As I put the dishes in the dishwasher, the dogs insist. They insist on going over and licking whatever is in there. The other night, my larger dog, my golden retriever, got his collar caught on one of the rubbery things in the dishwasher. He backed up, took the entire tray out of the dishwasher and ran across to the living room. Needless to say, the mess was exquisite. Yeah. No, I tripped over the little guy last night. I went back and I didn't realize he was back there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Near death experience. Okay. When they.

[Chick McGee]

When they lick the dishes in the dishwasher, do you feel like you have to rinse them off again?

[Tom Griswold]

I've already rinsed them. And I like to put them in the dishwasher more or less completely clean. To me, the dishwasher is just a sterilizer.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't studies. You're supposed to. The dirtier the better.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't buy that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I'm kidding. It makes zero sense to me.

[Chick McGee]

No, I guess, but a lot of.

[Josh Arnold]

Science makes zero sense to me.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole.

[Josh Arnold]

Put hot water in your ice cube trays, it'll freeze faster than cold.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that true?

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody even wrote in and said, here's why that's true. And I read it and went, this.

[Tom Griswold]

Is why you and I both dropped out of science.

[Josh Arnold]

This is beyond me. I'm going to go read about Narnia.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is why I love engineers. Because I couldn't do any of that stuff. Coming up, we have some outer space stuff. We have some cool stuff in the world of sports. Sporting news coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

We are blessed to have pets, though, aren't we, man?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not a sports pal.

[Josh Arnold]

Shara, do you have pets?

[Shara Lasley]

Not currently.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Shara?

[Shara Lasley]

It's Shara.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna have to give me about seven weeks on this.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I have become my dad when it comes to learning people's names.

[Shara Lasley]

Shara, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Soraya. That's an attractive name. Oh, your skin is so flaky.

[Pat Godwin]

They call your skin Sarah.

[Tom Griswold]

How did you get the name Soraya. Well, my real name is Sariah.

[Josh Arnold]

Every day is like winter with Sa.

[Chick McGee]

It's Sharia, like diarrhea. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, isn't that a. Sharia is like a Muslim thing, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Sharia don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Sharia.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Sharia don't like it. Oh, it's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Rock the rock.

[Chick McGee]

We're doing a little bit of.

[Tom Griswold]

This is our clash. Little Clash day. Okay. Do you have any more letters over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, at Top Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, did we find out? Do you have pets?

[Shara Lasley]

No, I don't have any pets right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a dog growing up?

[Shara Lasley]

I did not. I had cats growing up and then I had a beautiful dog up until a few years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a breakup?

[Shara Lasley]

I mean, I did get her with a man and then I kept the dog and then he kept the cats and then he brought one of the cats back several months later and that cat was pregnant and he didn't tell me that. So I just came home and that cat. So I should have gotten a pre pet nup with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we talked about the so called pet nups. Absolutely.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How's this guy doing now? Do you keep track?

[Shara Lasley]

As far as I know he's doing well.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the guy dumped a cat on her. I mean, what a jerk.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like he threw it through the window dead. That's a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't give people animals unless they answer one. By the way, kind of reminds me of this letter.

[Chick McGee]

He's totally forgotten that he asked me for a letter. I started.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, go ahead, go. I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead. No, I insist.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Top Show. My wife joined a fantasy football league at work. She also has to listen to me repeat all the best moments from the Bob and Tom show daily.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's like. That's at least 3 hours, 50 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. So this past Sunday she was watching the Eagles game and they announced a play and Saquon Barkley running around in and I hear her say, Quan Barkley, my 14 year old son. And I busted out laughing. Thanks for the laughs and all the entertainment. That's from Justin.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think people give enough credit to how funny moms are. Moms are real. Funny moms are real. Yes.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Until they're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh well, let's just go with our mom. Not include the whole room. Wouldn't be fair. Speaking of watching football, get your picks in bobandtime.com contest. Pigskin picks this week. Gay. Excuse me. Let's see. Tonight is the beginning of week five. We're going to talk to our week four winner, Jim May from Jackson, Michigan. We'll talk with him later on for the shoeing.

[Chick McGee]

He's going to Jackson and you could.

[Tom Griswold]

Win that $500e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. I got a letter here. We had a letter yesterday from Bird Dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we had another letter from another guy wondering if it was the same bird dog that had cleaned up his tattoo in prison.

[Chick McGee]

Bird Dog is a badass, evidently. That's what I heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Have we received any more?

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing?

[Chick McGee]

Not so far.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Silence is incriminating, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes. Sometimes silence is an answer.

[Tom Griswold]

Bird dog is also the nickname truckers give for a radar detector.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it hunts the police.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, detectors.

[Chick McGee]

Well, isn't bird dog, Bird dog also slang for a buddy is trying to pick up, pick up your girl?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Check the reference in the Steve Earl song Guitar Town. Oh, that's a, that's a great album.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I like that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that exit O that album?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's called Guitar Town, the very first debut.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I forget which is Steve Earl's. His early stuff I really love.

[Josh Arnold]

He's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

He's been in here a couple times.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm jealous. I'd love to meet Steve Earl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know. We'd like to hear from the other bird dog, the original bird dog, to see what's going on there with the.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, but like, like Chick said, maybe, you know, maybe we don't have to.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had to leave Bird Dog alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. He's a badass. Okay, good. We have badass sports coming up in your letters. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Hour.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the SILAC Insurance news desk. It's Cheryl asleep.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee. We've been talking a lot about the posters you have on your wall when you're a kid, maybe when you're in high school, maybe college, maybe those, those glorious single years before someone moves in and takes all your stuff off the walls. Dear Bob and Tom, first time emailer, longtime listener, aside from the requisite I'm reading this verbatim Booby posters. I did have Cindy Crawford and Kathy Ireland.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I did have what you might want to call nerd posters. Final Fantasy 7.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

A video game.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. If you've ever seen Tifa or Yuffie.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. He goes, this is for nerds only. He's. I gather there's a lot of gaming T shirts and gaming posters and.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of merch for that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I recently bought a bunch of gaming T shirts for someone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea what they signified, but I was happy to. Happy to get them as a gift. I bring it up because we have an exciting story from the world of gaming coming up in sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, do you own any consoles?

[Chick McGee]

I do and it's still in the box. I haven't. I haven't opened it yet, but I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it's what I would do.

[Chick McGee]

That's kind of my thinking.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be a nine hour Gran.

[Chick McGee]

Turismo had all ten of its fingers in me for about two and a half years and I finally got away from it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There are people that do nothing but that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah. I kind of get it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Totally understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's. They have Golf Widows back in the day. Now they have. They have women that. And also there's some tremendously talented women who play those games that'll be coming up in sports.

[Josh Arnold]

That's huge.

[Tom Griswold]

But our letter continues. I joined the alumni band after 27 years of not being in college or the band. My son is a freshman at the University of Iowa. I got on the field with him to march in the pre game.

[Josh Arnold]

That must have been fun. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about that guy in Louisiana that joined at an advanced age. He went back to college just so he could be in their great famous marching band.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But not the alumni band. He took a spot from a kid with dreams.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He earned a spot five day.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's be honest. It was a gimmick.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Gimmick with a capital G. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, don't. We have. Are we doing the story?

[Chick McGee]

No, we're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, we. We had.

[Chick McGee]

I forget. I have to. I. You're a baby. I have to watch what I say off the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We won't be doing this.

[Chick McGee]

There's a 22 year old guy went back to a high school just. And lied about his age so he could be on the football team and date some of the juniors, if you know what I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's that's not cool. Not cool.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not cool at all.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds cool.

[Chick McGee]

It's not cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's not a football. Let's. Let's, let's. It's not legal. See?

[Shara Lasley]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

This is all you're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, in fast times. Fast times at Ridgemont High. The. You remember the story of that. The guy that wrote that Cameron Crowe actually went back to high school because.

[Chick McGee]

He looks so young. Because he was young and he.

[Tom Griswold]

He was about to release the. A book about his early days writing for Rolling Stone. Etc. But he didn't abuse the situation.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That we know of.

[Josh Arnold]

So clearly I doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course he didn't. I'm just kidding.

[Chick McGee]

But they're Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's trying to change the subject.

[Chick McGee]

If I had a net. This is from Ethan. If I had a nickel for every time Tom told me not to look up the life story of Brian Wilson. I could retire today. I am 25 years old. See? Hello, people. Bob and Top show. I was watching Garbage TV last night and there's this show called 99 to Beat on Fox. I didn't realize that your favorite person in the world, David Rush, is on that show. I can't wait to see him get taken out.

[Josh Arnold]

We've ruined David Rush for that person.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

David Rush holds more world records than anyone else right now.

[Chick McGee]

That's not true. Jason from Saginaw.

[Josh Arnold]

He also holds Tom's heart in his hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he does something. He's a world class juggler.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd French him, wouldn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

We also went around the horn yesterday discussing Halloween candy.

[Chick McGee]

Whip it around.

[Tom Griswold]

Because what is the proverbial horn?

[Josh Arnold]

When you go around the hole.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Where'd that come from?

[Tom Griswold]

It's from baseball. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, damn.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, but where. But what horn does that come from?

[Chick McGee]

First to second to third. It's. It was a shape like a. Like a horn originally in Major League baseball back in the 1900s.

[Tom Griswold]

1800S.

[Chick McGee]

18. 1900.

[Tom Griswold]

You said 1900s. That could have been 99.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew what you meant when you said.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course you knew what he meant because they're used to having to the first basement overthink everything.

[Chick McGee]

The first baseman had a horn to signify an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. It was sort of like Lord of the Rings.

[Chick McGee]

And they would throw it and when it got back to first base, you honk and then you'd have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Have to blow it.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought maybe it was the horn of plenty. Your cornucopia. Cornucopia at a Thanksgiving around the horn. Yeah. They went around and talked about what they were thankful for or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? It couldn't be. I don't know. You're the guy that worked for Rawlings. I would think they would have taught you that the first day.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. Baseball lingo is. Sports lingo is really a deep, rich history. You can read it all about my. In my book, Idioms of the Athlete. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

A picture book. Dear Bob and Tom Show. After listening to Tom list off slang terms from his era, I have the question. Was Tom ever actually really cool? Quote. Right on, my man. That's from Amy.

[Tom Griswold]

Right on, Amy.

[Josh Arnold]

What would you say? Yes. No.

[Chick McGee]

Were you cool?

[Josh Arnold]

Were you a social butterfly? You could.

[Chick McGee]

You could hang with anybody.

[Pat Godwin]

I think you were, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I was in pursuit of the shame, in pursuit of the cool throughout my life, but never really arrived.

[Chick McGee]

Always outside of the circle.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of being invited in, we all pursue being cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're cool in your own ways.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes being not cool is cool, man.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Yeah, that seems to be really in right now.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm really not cool. I was castigated about the color of my socks recently.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah. But your children don't count. Or your girlfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Why are you wearing white socks with blue shoes? I don't know. They're comfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

They're white.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to go to the gym later.

[Josh Arnold]

How close are you to standing up, flipping the dinner table and yelling? How about a little effing respect?

[Tom Griswold]

I would accept. Our dinner table is too heavy.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to move. I had to move that to clean the other day. It's like, oh, my God, I gotta call a crew to move this thing. What's it made of?

[Chick McGee]

So when you. You get up and go to work out later in the day, you wear the same socks to work out in and then wear them home that you've worn all day.

[Tom Griswold]

Pilates, my Pilates workout, you don't wear socks at all. But in my regular workout, I just, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how do you do? You work Pilates on a map, on a mat.

[Tom Griswold]

You're on a machine called a Reformer with. No. And I have yet to be reformed, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't. You're.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's really weird. A friend of mine who was an Orthodox Jew got on the Reformer and suddenly he shaved his head. Boy, let's go party. He's now reformed.

[Chick McGee]

How do you walk around with your talon like feet with no socks on? Don't you I scratch up the.

[Tom Griswold]

My feet are tamed.

[Josh Arnold]

You think they clack like the velociraptor in Jurassic Park?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Dare Bob. And Todd was once asked by a.

[Josh Arnold]

Buddy of mine, were you cool in high school? And I go, eh, I could. I could hang out with the cool kids. I could hang out with the nerds. I kind of just floated. He goes, sounds like nerd.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk to me. Cheryl, what do you think? Hang on a second. Cool or not.

[Chick McGee]

Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Here it comes.

[Chick McGee]

Are you still.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I got blue tennis shoes with white socks and blue jeans.

[Shara Lasley]

No, I mean, I think it's fine. I don't think it's necessarily cool.

[Chick McGee]

When I was at. We called those bus drivers white socks because bus. Bus drivers wore white socks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is.

[Chick McGee]

And dark shoes like that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a famous thing where Billy Joel in concert. Remember this, Pat? And he says to the guy, hey, stand up and show us your white socks. Some guy's bugging them. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't know.

[Shara Lasley]

Sock trends have really changed recently, so I'm not really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they kind of back to long white. I see a lot of kids.

[Pat Godwin]

The one it's been.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I see teenage boys with Crocs and long white socks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That is stripes on the top.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't see stripes, but yes. Oh, you do.

[Shara Lasley]

That is very. Like back in. Like the two stripes on top. Although it. This has been back in the cool for several years. Two or three years. So I think it might even be going back the other way where you get.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. See, being cool. It's just too complicated.

[Shara Lasley]

It's very complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

Evo said, I'm through being cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And. And then you're not going to. Let's just say you're having surgery and the.

[John Marco Ceresi]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The anesthesiologist walks in and you're not going to say, hey, you're not passing gas to me with those white socks. You realize what. Yeah. Being cool isn't that important.

[Chick McGee]

Do you still cut the tops off your socks because they're too tight?

[Tom Griswold]

It depends.

[Chick McGee]

You take a pair of scissors and cut the. The elastic and out of the top.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like that. I don't like your hemmed jeans.

[Pat Godwin]

Wrong thread.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean? What's wrong with hemming your jeans?

[Pat Godwin]

It doesn't look cool.

[Tom Griswold]

What you have to.

[Pat Godwin]

Original. Original.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought a new pair of jeans yesterday, so we're so try them out for you guys soon.

[Chick McGee]

So 32 or 34 doesn't get it?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You want 31. By the looks of them, they're like 29.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I have issues with the length of one leg and the other.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

That is an issue.

[Josh Arnold]

You weirdo.

[Chick McGee]

What are you. Are you a gimp? What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's just that certain masses take up space and thus raise the other leg.

[Pat Godwin]

Just get a Frankenstein boot.

[Tom Griswold]

I dress left.

[Chick McGee]

His hog is so large, Josh, that he throws off his gaze.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a curse, isn't it?

[Shara Lasley]

That's giving me a whole new perspective.

[Josh Arnold]

On men that in this room I would say. I know Ace is going to argue. This chick and Pat always look the coolest.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You guys always seem to be drastic. Well, yeah. Yeah, he is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But my feelings are hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, don't. No. You and I don't care. We have loftier things to think about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. What's cooler than someone who could quote T.S. eliot?

[Shara Lasley]

You guys are cool up here and that's all that matters.

[Chick McGee]

Tom looks like he got got off a bus, ran into a Goodwill.

[Tom Griswold]

A.

[Chick McGee]

Pair of pants and ran out.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was obviously a Goodwill on a nice neighborhood. These are exp jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom and I grew up in radio, so you don't have to dress for the room.

[Tom Griswold]

This shirt, this. This shirt is a Sid Mashburn. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Sid makes a nice product.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love Sid.

[Chick McGee]

Good man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sid will take care Billy Reed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I got him.

[Chick McGee]

No, Billy Reed Small. I run small. Be careful of Billy.

[Tom Griswold]

They do.

[Josh Arnold]

These are a Sid Sharice.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Now we have to stop the show. Shara, the show is famous for references that literally no one gets.

[Shara Lasley]

Ok, good. I'm glad I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Every once in a while we'll get letters from someone who spent an hour trying to figure out one of our references. Dennis Miller wouldn't get some of these references. Including the reference to Dennis Miller. Okay, good. Okay, very good. Coming up, we have some sporting news, including gamer news. Really kind of cool gamer story.

[Chick McGee]

Stop sticking your nose into my sport.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

I lost him during the commercial. Did you see that?

[Josh Arnold]

He was looking up since.

[Chick McGee]

I know he's looking up.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but why wouldn't you look her up? Her pictures?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Famous for her legs.

[Chick McGee]

Looking right.

[Josh Arnold]

Silk stockings.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And her legs were amazing because they went right up to him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They had her on one end and her feet on the other.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see his share of checking out.

[Josh Arnold]

Right up to her. Zez, who pits, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Another great reference.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to stop.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I gotta see her.

[Chick McGee]

Mary Pickford.

[Tom Griswold]

When she. I mean, I know you look stunned. None of this. None of this really means anything. But we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold. Arnold, Shara. Lastly, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick. Good to see you, sir. We were discussing who was the coolest one in the room. And were we trying to be cool dressing or.

[Chick McGee]

I forget what.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking and I believe the Joshua opined that you guys are too.

[Chick McGee]

Smart to worry about what you look like.

[Tom Griswold]

That. The Chick and Pat are the coolest.

[Josh Arnold]

They always. They always look interesting style. Yeah. Fashionable.

[Chick McGee]

I have not changed the way I dress since junior year in high school.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I mean, I really feel like you're always on top of.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

I get to do Vanity Fair a week before it's out. How about that fuchsia is in this month.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you guys always look good.

[Tom Griswold]

A chick always has the cool. The shoes.

[Chick McGee]

I like Larry David. That's all. I dress how Larry dresses.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom and I are kind of uniform men.

[Tom Griswold]

Typically, we're the same thing almost every day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, same.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot easier.

[Shara Lasley]

Same shirt in several colors or.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's. As long as it's dark blue or black.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Yeah, pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

But who has the coolest cars, though? I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, not me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, not you.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm not a car guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Cheryl, when you're in. In the. Let's say you're in the market for a man.

[Shara Lasley]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Shara Lasley]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the car. Does the automobile or the truck have any significant sway in your opinion?

[Shara Lasley]

I mean, I'm not really a car person, but if it's clean, I mean, then that's.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd rather have like a clean car. Newer, nicer car. But if the guy's in a Corvette, it's not going to impress you.

[Shara Lasley]

No, I don't really. People are going to hate me for this. I'm not a huge. I don't like, like a little sports car. I mean, it's neat to look at, but I don't really want to ride in it.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. How about.

[Josh Arnold]

I am. I'm uncomfortable in those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

I'd rather a luxury SUV with leather seats or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so. So then there. Are there. Wait a minute. We. Hold on a second. So we're not working. So if the guy's got a truck, but it's got leather, you're okay with it?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you drive a four speed or a manual transmission?

[Shara Lasley]

I. I know how, but I haven't done it in a really long time, so I probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's. That's. That's a good quality to have. Now, we've just been educating you about the Sid Sharice Dancer.

[Chick McGee]

Sid Sharice, not Omar's sister. It's Sid Sharice, not Sharif.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did I say Sharif?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I got to get more fluid in. No, I know. It's just Sid Jury. And that's a cyd. Sid. But enough of the obscure references that.

[Chick McGee]

Any relation to El Sid?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's a cid.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a time to check in with Chick McGee at the Babatom sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yash Yoshinobu Yamamoto struck out. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

God bless you.

[Chick McGee]

Dodgers advanced the nlds. Tom, can you tell me what that means? Nlds, National League Division Series Divisional Series is absolutely correct. Last night, Dodgers broke the game open, a four, run six. Beat the Reds 8 4, hit five dingers. In a 105 win on Tuesday, the Dodgers eliminated the Reds by small. Playing small ball last night, 13 hits, Mookie 4 for 5 with three doubles. The Dodgers face the Phillies in the NLDS starting Saturday in Philadelphia. And guess who will be on the mound for the Dodgers. That's right. Show. Hey. Ohtani, he'll make his postseason pitching debut. How about that? The Los Angeles Dodgers. There'll only be about 10,000 reporters covering that. A lot of cameras if you know what I'm trying.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure the Phillies fans will welcome him with open arms.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the TV ratings. Do they. Those games all go live at what time of. Do they.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what time it is.

[Tom Griswold]

In Tokyo and Japan. Yeah, no, I'm sure that they get.

[Chick McGee]

I imagine they are live and I would imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no, there goes Tokyo.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree. Little Blue Oyster Cult for that ass.

[Chick McGee]

Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox last night 43 in game two of the American League Wild card series. To even that at a game of peace. Manny Machado hit a two run homer and Mason Miller dominated again. Padres beat the Cubs 3 nothing. Mason Miller threw the fastest pitch ever in postseason baseball last night. 104 miles an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't he play Father Charis in the Exorcist? Well, that was Jason Miller.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason Fine, playwright, wrote that Championship season. Yes. No, different guy.

[Chick McGee]

See, this is what I mean when I say I'm not the sports guy. We're talking about that championship season. Jason Miller.

[Tom Griswold]

Great stage play. You know who his son is?

[Josh Arnold]

Jason Miller's son.

[Chick McGee]

Martha Miller. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the guy from the vampire movie. Patrick something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jason.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Jackie Gleason's grandson.

[Tom Griswold]

That's even more obscure. Wow, this show is really getting a referenced out.

[Chick McGee]

Guardians even there. American League wild card series with the Tigers 61 win in game two.

[Tom Griswold]

If they win this, they get to change their name back to the Indians.

[Chick McGee]

From the NFL. Dylan Gabriel will get his first NFL start on Sunday. Browns face the Vikings in London at Tottenham Hotspur. The Browns benching Joe Flacco. Rightfully so, after he struggled to lead the offense in the first four games.

[Josh Arnold]

Sit down, Joe.

[Chick McGee]

Here's another list.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe Flacco quote. How about some blocking, fellas?

[Josh Arnold]

He's blaming everybody but Flacco.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, Flacco's a good guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Flacco's my favorite guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, not Joe's fault.

[Tom Griswold]

When will. When will Mr. Sanders be called up?

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't look like anytime soon. He's. He's having some problems. Baseball signed by the brand new Pope Leo. The 14th XIV. Yeah, 14th. The first American to hold the papacy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now when you.

[Chick McGee]

When you going up for auction?

[Tom Griswold]

When you start your pontificate, will you be signing stuff?

[Chick McGee]

I. First of all, I have to become Catholic, which is going to Take a while. I don't think I lived it. The Rawlings official Major League Baseball bearing a blue ballpoint signature saying Leo PP Fort xiv.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Is described by the auction house as a rare item of modern paper papal memorabilia.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that seems pretty uncool for someone to A, get it and B, then sell it, don't you think?

[Chick McGee]

Said the guy who doesn't have an appreciation for what money is.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean. So someone obviously had an audience with the Pope and they handed him the baseball and he signed it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And evidently he signs Leo P. Oh, there it is.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a photograph of xiv.

[Chick McGee]

And there it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he writes like a child, you know, it's pretty. It's not easy to sign a baseball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty good for a baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a. What do they call it? The what? What's that called? An auctioning, where they. They tell you the history of the item.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a special word.

[Chick McGee]

History of the item.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a name for that. The provenance or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Never attended an auction besides a silent auction or whatever. Silly.

[Chick McGee]

Is that where you touch your nose or put a hand up or a number up?

[Josh Arnold]

I just write your name. You know what? You've never.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never been to a proper. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a Sotheby style auction.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great. It's really fun.

[Chick McGee]

Did you. Did you win? Did you buy? Did you successfully bid?

[Tom Griswold]

I was MCing an auction. I've done a bunch of them with an actual auctioneer.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine? He's the one up there asking.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. I'm the one. These are. These professional auctioneers are amazing. They. It's an art form. This guy, I remember this one guy, they brought him in from out of town. He was amazing and he. And then he had a very happy wife. This guy had a. I see.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why you were.

[Tom Griswold]

Flew out of his mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

You couldn't wipe the smile off her face, could you?

[Tom Griswold]

But again, none of you guys agree that selling the Pope's autograph just seems.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess we're all so aware of how memorabilia works and I mean, that's. Yeah, this is par for the course.

[Shara Lasley]

I mean, I hope it was like a net. Like you had to. I mean, if you had. If you could hold on to it for a while, it's just gonna get more and more valuable. Right? So.

[Tom Griswold]

But unless it seems distasteful, unless it was like for charity, it's the Pope. It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Who cares?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I'm the only one that has any. Has any respect for the Pope.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just not a.

[Chick McGee]

What's.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they gonna do a white Pope Leo the 14th bobblehead?

[Josh Arnold]

You think they shouldn't. You think the Vatican isn't selling the tackiest merch you've ever seen? Have you seen some of the stuff you.

[Chick McGee]

The Vatican has a gift shop.

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee there are pope bobbleheads.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Yes. It's hammer time, man. Come on, wake up.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Pat, don't you have a tribute to the Pope?

[Pat Godwin]

I think I do.

[Tom Griswold]

The first American Pope.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm Leo the 14th I am Leo the 14th I am, I am I can't marry the widow next door? Cause I wouldn't be the Pope no more in all these years I've been celibate, celibate Never slept with a Nelly or a Sam no Sam I'm the brand new Pope from Chi town Leo the 14th I am I almost forgot how. How many numbers it was. Second verse, same as the first. I'm Leo the 14th I am Leo the 14th I am, I am I can't marry the widow next door? Cause I wouldn't be the Pope no more and all these years I've been celibate, celibate Never slept with a Nelly or a Sam no Sam I'm the first pope that's American. Leo the 14th I am, I am Leo XIV I am.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's your Pope Leo XIV bobblehead right there. And you know where this is available to buy? Catholicsupply.com so they're in on it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I, you know, there's actually. This is funny. Right across. There used to be a comedy condo for one of the comedy clubs here in town. And it was a. A residence building and they. All the comedians would stay there each week. And it was directly across the street from the Catholic supply store. So if you needed to go buy a Catholic while you were in town. No, I'm totally. That sign always made me laugh. So there are Pope Leo, Bob. Why stand correctly?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

It just. I don't know, it just seems to me if someone handed the Pope a baseball and said sign it, it just seems, I don't know, inappropriate to immediately go sell it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I mean, there are players who are very skeptical at signing and actors and stuff like that because there are so many people out there that are. That do just that. Hey, we signed this, please. Oh, what's your name? No, no, no name that's usually the giveaway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they know they're gonna flip it right away, but tacky.

[Chick McGee]

And you know, some of the big time autograph seekers, they hire little kids to go up and ask ballplayers.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really gross.

[Chick McGee]

And then the kids give them to, you know, Artie back there who's running, you know, 15 kids getting things.

[Tom Griswold]

I just remember the, I remember the HBO thing where they, they had the guy in the, in the back of his store signing for all these famous people. One can be skeptical. So I, I again, the. Is the word provenance. Is that the right word? Where they can tell you to tell you the history of who's, how this thing got signed, who did.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Never been an auction guy. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. Now it's a time to get back to the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

A new mother won a video game tournament while holding her five day old baby. Whoa. The gamer, who goes by the handle Legion and the O and Legion is a zero.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Entered a Mortal Kombat XL tournament hosted by Juicy Game Night in Florida. She beat three other competitors, including her own husband, all while holding her newborn daughter. The gamer won a. The gamer won a 28 prize and a trip to the Dreamhack Atlanta Gaming festival in late October. Why is this a sports story?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it just, There's a. Look at the picture of her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Everybody look at the picture of the baby.

[Tom Griswold]

A little, teeny little baby. And obviously she's preparing to breastfeed. That kid's hungry. Hope that kid's hungry.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, you know, we're having a big lunch. Well, that's kind of the idea, right? That boobs get bigger as they fill with milk.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, they sure do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a sweet story.

[Shara Lasley]

Well, I think it's inspiring. Women can be so powerful.

[Chick McGee]

$28 prize.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, that's probably a babysitter. Would have probably cost 80.

[Josh Arnold]

So if that's her husband next to her, I have some disagreements.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right.

[Tom Griswold]

Judging by the, you know, I would say, let's see, there's almost nothing. There's almost no joke I can make that I can get away with. I think the answer is no. I think it's. First of all, it's a nice lesson for the rest of the gamers that at least one of them has actually had sex. I think it's a sweet story. There are a lot of great lady gamers out there.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a ton. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And one thing I learned recently, the hardware, the electronic Hardware. What is that called? Yeah, the headset with the microphone that's got better technology than we have in radio. They're taking that. There's enough money in that world where they can create the greatest sonic headset microphone combination ever. It's better than the ones the guys at the super bowl have because they're making so much money in that business. Coming up, it's the shoe in of the week. Our special guest will be our winner. From Jackson, Michigan, Jim May won that $500e card from Steven Singer jewelers. Also coming up, John Marco Sorese, great comedian. He's got a new special out there floating around. And comedian Al Jackson. They're all on the way. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Down in the white room.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I hit Tom in the head with a paper wad. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Cheryl Aslee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Tom Griswold]

And now the ADD show continues out of nowhere. I have a question. Yes, yes, we've talked about that. What is it? Walk on music.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it like that ball players have?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the ball player walk up to the plate.

[Chick McGee]

Walk up music, whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Preposition trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you. What would you choose, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, probably right now by Korn.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Pat, you've had the equivalent of that in comedy where you're about to take the stage. What would you have them play?

[Pat Godwin]

It'd always be Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel. Not the keyboard part. Right where they start.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a great intro.

[Pat Godwin]

Not that part.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's great. Great tune, right? Have you ever thought about it?

[Chick McGee]

Tear it up by Queen. Yeah. Really? Oh, yeah, no doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Shara, our Shara is sitting in for Christy Lee. Cheryl Aslee, have you ever thought about this?

[Shara Lasley]

No, I haven't. I've never been an athlete and I've never been asked in a comedy show.

[Tom Griswold]

What music do you have? Anything kind of upbeat. Not something too like girly and slow and sad.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, can I change my answer?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Poetry man by Minnie Ripper.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful, beautiful poetry. Poetry man is not mini Ripper. That's loving you. Poetry man is Phoebe Snow.

[Chick McGee]

Phoebe Snow. You're Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, loving you is just eight octaves, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

That is so.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. You know whose mom that or you know who she is?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Her daughter is famous.

[Chick McGee]

Maya Angelou. Boy, is that am I a Maya off. Maya Rudolph.

[Tom Griswold]

Maya Rudolph. My angel. Different person.

[Chick McGee]

My fault.

[Tom Griswold]

You know today's references, at least 80% of them are correct.

[Josh Arnold]

I love Maya Rudolph. But that of that 30%, that song is no good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I'm changing my mind again. Here's my walk up song. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Stroll, Stroll off.

[Chick McGee]

I hit the ball. I'm sweet man.

[Josh Arnold]

Who are you playing for? The Rockford Peaches.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to Sugar Town. Wow. I'm in touch with my feminine.

[Josh Arnold]

Al. Batting after Betty Spaghetti.

[Chick McGee]

And of course chick is crying. There's no crying in baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

Still.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, darling. Yeah, man, that movie's great.

[Tom Griswold]

So have you thought of anything, Shara? Anything?

[Shara Lasley]

Maybe I would do Sarah Shara by Stargate. Stargate.

[Josh Arnold]

Starship.

[Chick McGee]

Starship.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. That's not the one by Stevie Nicks.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. That's why she said it's the one by Starship.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember that one.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Sarah Marty Balancing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I gotta pick one. I'll have to do some homework.

[Josh Arnold]

Your art?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Steve Hunter and Dick Wagner. The intro to Lou Reed and the live album Sweet Jane. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet Shane. That. That flourishy sort of thing before it kicks in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't know that version of Sarah. But he's. What about Lou Reed and Dick Flopping? What about those guys?

[Tom Griswold]

The great Dick Wagner and Steve Hunter duo.

[Chick McGee]

Dick. Unbelievable, man.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't necessarily. Whole Lou Re. That flourishy beginning to sweet chain doesn't suggest.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is not. This is a different thing. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember being.

[Josh Arnold]

Ladies and gentlemen, batting forth with the bases loaded.

[Tom Griswold]

I see the crowd already loves it. By the way.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a wild version this week.

[Tom Griswold]

I never heard this version. This is the famous live version.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all famous. Neither of us have heard it.

[Chick McGee]

It's not his typical famous story. Would you turn it up?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in my hand. Oh, what are they. I was there.

[Josh Arnold]

Love. Sweet Jing.

[Tom Griswold]

I was there. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Academy of Music, New York City. I was there.

[Josh Arnold]

The studio version starts with that.

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Like glitter being thrown.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve Hunter and Dick Wagner.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, great.

[Tom Griswold]

They. They toured with Alice Cooper.

[Chick McGee]

Are you a Jo lover? No. I fell in love with you. They bypassed you. Steven. Dick Wouldn't want to have a very.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine book out there, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

Written by who, I wonder.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that'd be pretty cool Walk on music, huh? So somebody dig up that Jane song so I can. Oh, maybe I'll remember it.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean Sarah?

[Tom Griswold]

Sarah. Sorry. Is that Mickey? Is that Mickey Thomas? Miss you. Okay, okay. He's good. He does fool around and fell in love with.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I hate that one, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're saying you hate the song.

[Chick McGee]

Million Girls?

[Josh Arnold]

Some reason that one hits me wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Elvin Bishop was the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, not for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Great guy. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Great guy. He's been here.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he was a Rhodes scholar or something. Man. Let's push on here. We have more sporting news, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Until you interrupt again. Yes. Former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler started serving a four day jail sentence in Tennessee's Williamson county for driving under the influence and carrying a firearm while intoxicated.

[Tom Griswold]

Something about this story bothers me, but that's not it.

[Chick McGee]

Police documents show Cutler was arrested in Franklin, Tennessee in October after rear ending another vehicle and trying to leave the scene after offering $2,000 to the vehicle's driver to not call the police.

[Tom Griswold]

And I said, I'm fine with it.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think the guy is just a little, little, little cheap. I would absolutely do that.

[Chick McGee]

Cutler pleaded guilty on Aug. 26 to a misdemeanor DUI charge in connection with a crash in Franklin, Tennessee.

[Tom Griswold]

At least he hit something.

[Chick McGee]

His vehicle rear ended late in his career.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have been.

[Chick McGee]

Under the plea deal prosecutors.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, J.

[Chick McGee]

That was what you thought of you finally.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this.

[Chick McGee]

What bothers me is prosecutors dropped a charge related to firearm possession while intoxicated. They dropped that charge and they said, go, Bears.

[Josh Arnold]

The law is so weird that. That people involved can just go, hey, how about we just forget about that one part and we just do the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, he's a hunter. He probably had a license for the gun.

[Chick McGee]

Cutler must also pay a $350 fine, complete a DUI safety class, serve one year of unsupervised probation, and have his driver's license revoked in Tennessee.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that mean he can drive elsewhere?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. This is your story.

[Tom Griswold]

Just saying. But I. I think if this. If I was in that situation, I would. You just have to fork over more money. It's just a negotiation. Hey, look, you got a little fender bender.

[Chick McGee]

2,000 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you say? What's this. What's this going to cost you? 800 bucks? Here's $4,000 just to get to avoid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Then you take your car and you find out that the whole frame is bent and it's totaled.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then you just do a deal with the guy.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. Negotiate. He should gone up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're gonna call the police.

[Josh Arnold]

You just think he should be. You think Jay Cutler's above the law?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you consider yourself above?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. How many red lights I went through coming into work this morning? Morning?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, I do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I stopped out there. I stopped. But it's three in the morning. There's nobody out here. Yeah, I've only been pulled over twice.

[Chick McGee]

Although a cop followed me all the way down the the road out here. All from.

[Tom Griswold]

They just added a new light. Have you seen that thing?

[Chick McGee]

I don't come the way. Once again, your memories.

[Tom Griswold]

You live in the other side of town.

[Chick McGee]

I live on a lesser side of town.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't say that.

[Chick McGee]

There are barely houses.

[Tom Griswold]

It was implied.

[Chick McGee]

I had to get up. I didn't get much sleep last night. I was out begging for money and food.

[Tom Griswold]

But hey, listen, Christy has running water and as sewage for the first time. She lives so far out of town. No, seriously, do you think if you're Jay Cutler, don't you think this makes sense? I would not be intoxicated. But I mean, I would have, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I think this was kind of a scumbag move.

[Tom Griswold]

I think 2k is a little light.

[Chick McGee]

So you. Your problem with it is you should have offered more money.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, it's all the cash he had, probably unhanded.

[Tom Griswold]

But you make a deal with the guy. I'm not saying I've been in a similar situation, but. No, you look, I'll take care of it. You know who I am?

[Josh Arnold]

I think four days in prison is right. If I am drunk and I hit somebody and then I try to leave the scene, throw me in jail for four days.

[Chick McGee]

It'll be 40 days before you get to see a judge.

[Tom Griswold]

Time served.

[Chick McGee]

Although, I don't know, you might be around here. You'd be somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe, but I don't want to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd actually wait for the police and.

[Josh Arnold]

But I also can't be put in front of a judge.

[Chick McGee]

No, you would be a Bob and Tom guy is in the cell. That's what they would say.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you have such a problem with authority. You'd be. You'd end up somehow doing hard time in an actual prison for a fender bender. Mouth off to the judge.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you Hear Josh got 35 years. Why he barely hit somebody. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about you, chick? Seriously. Let's just say you were sober, you got into a little car scuffle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you wait for the. Would you say, look, this is going to cost you 50 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why Jay didn't know. How much would it take? Let's start. Yeah, let's start the negotiation. How much would it take to make this go away? Yeah, absolutely. You know, you don't want this on your insurance.

[Tom Griswold]

We can. We can. We can take care.

[Chick McGee]

We can talk. We can take care of this right now. Here. Here's 50 bucks. Start low.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are turning me, man. I'm really starting to see. I'm starting to think this is how the whole world should work.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

I mean, it kind of is. People are doing this kind of stuff all the time. I'm all about it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you don't want to. You don't want the. The. Your insurance on the car going into.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Because then when you go to trade the car and they go, oh, well, this was in an accident, you get $2,000 less.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's important to know, though.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I could tell by the way, the salesman. You were at Smarmy Motors, weren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this has been a wreck.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Kelly was at a stop sign, got smashed into from the back. So we went to take the car, and the guy goes, oh, no, no, no. Don't take it here, because if you do it here, they'll. They'll. When you go to turn the car, and they're going to take money off of it because it was hit. So he took it to a different body shop. Then when we traded it in, they go, hey, this car was in an accident. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So, yes, there are reasons why they have to disclose stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's immoral. I had to pay out of pocket to have that GD car fixed.

[Josh Arnold]

Why didn't she pay out of pocket?

[Tom Griswold]

Because the lady that hit her didn't have insurance.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm talking about your girlfriend. She was involved in an accident.

[Chick McGee]

She.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with you? Yeah, that'll work.

[Chick McGee]

What's happening? What's happening? Oh, oh. Your problems are. Now my problem is that right? Is that what's happened?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Well, and Jay Cutler is famous for the famous still photographs of him looking like he's smoking.

[Chick McGee]

There's a web. It's still out there.

[Josh Arnold]

That is real funny.

[Chick McGee]

Called Smoking Jay Cutler. And they've just taken pictures of Jay Cutler and photoshopped a cigarette in his mouth. It's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are great. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Just so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, so Mr. Cutler is currently listening in. Stirring. He'll be out soon.

[Josh Arnold]

Was color the guy whose ass was showing too in that one photo on a boat? His girlfriend took a picture of him?

[Pat Godwin]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Or was that somebody else?

[Chick McGee]

I think it was something.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember Christie just couldn't believe what a great ass he had.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you have that song ass in the boat. Ass the boat. We'll get to that when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

And then remember and they were taking the boat to the lake and it crashed in a highway. And it was a boat on the highway. Coke in the boat. The butt in the boat. Coke on the highway.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're.

[Chick McGee]

But in the boat.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Preet.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Shara Lasley. Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There is Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, a couple things. Don't go anywhere because we got some great guests coming up today, including Jim May, our shoe in of the week. Jim was our winner from Jackson, Michigan. He won. He won our little pigskin pick em competition this week. Actually the week four in the NFL. Week five begins this evening. Go to Bob and Tom.com contest. Get your picks in. You could win that gift certificate, the E card from Stephen Singer jewelers. Visit the inventory atIHATE stevensinger.com Also coming up today we're going to talk with John Marco Cerizi, the great comedian. Looking forward to seeing him again. And also Al Jackson. That's all coming up. When we last left you, we were discussing Jay Cutler and you were asking if he was the one that had the butt shot from the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And then I was wondering if it was actually Verlander.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it wasn't it Mark Sanchez.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's the Butt Fumble. He was famous for the Butt Fumble.

[Josh Arnold]

The bumble.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he ran into alignment's button because.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember the girlfriend took the photo of him on a boat. I feel like it may have been Kate Upton taking a picture of Verlander, but I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds right.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's just not cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's it. I don't think anybody minded.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he wasn't obsessed.

[Tom Griswold]

So if one of your. If one of your lady friends in the. In the course not.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have the ass of a Verlander.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have the ass of a Lego man. It's just nothing.

[Chick McGee]

You've seen Lego man.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. That's so funny. I actually can't laugh. You have the ass.

[Chick McGee]

You have the same ass.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Let's get a big bruise on my forehead. Forehead? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

This is what happens at my house.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

So my shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a whole procedure to get in my shower. No, no doubt. Take a shower at night. There's the basket. And the basket has the towels in it and they're rolled a certain way and they're in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And there's two different towels. There's the ones that she uses and the ones that I use.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a. I don't like her. Towels are about as absorbent as aluminum foil. I don't know what the hell. So I look in the towel basket and I've turned the. I turn the water on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then my normal procedure is then I push the glass door in.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But because I looked at the towel basket and it was wrong. There was this other. This, I don't know, third party towel in there. I apparently inadvertently opened the door the other way. I proceeded to remove the towel, walked back in and full speed walked into the door. And there was a gigantic clang followed by some serious cursing, followed by a little encounter with someone who happened to be in the building.

[Josh Arnold]

So the slightest change caused you to hurt yourself?

[Tom Griswold]

I have a procedure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it's not his fault he hurt himself. It's some. Whoever.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoever moved that towel in there. The wrong towel went in the basket.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Threw me off. Now when you get in the shower, do you have. Do you have. Do you have a way that you do things like this kind of soap? First Ivory soap on the body and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've got my system. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shave, shampoo, whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I put shampoo in. I. I don't wash my hair every day.

[Chick McGee]

You mean you put shampoo on.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm. Yeah, yeah, you're exactly right. It used to be in my hair. Now it's just on my scalp.

[Chick McGee]

I put shampoo on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but every time you do it, you more or less do it the same way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a squirter soap or the bar soap?

[Josh Arnold]

I have bar soap. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind?

[Josh Arnold]

Dr. Squatch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Many different scents.

[Tom Griswold]

As an American, I use Ivory soap.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Shara, do you have a procedure in the shower?

[Shara Lasley]

I do have a procedure in the shower.

[Tom Griswold]

We'd love to hear about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Talk slow.

[Shara Lasley]

First I turn on the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot. The water.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. I kind of get into my own system.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a rhythm.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do things a certain way and in a certain order.

[Shara Lasley]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So if something's out of order, you walk into the glass door.

[Shara Lasley]

Every time. Every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm at my old house once I set the. I set the glass break alarm off, sliding my shower door, and at three in the morning and looked out the window. It was wintertime and there were cops everywhere. My glass door, when it had shaken, had hit, set off the glass break alarm. That was fun.

[Shara Lasley]

I've never heard of a glass break alarm.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Shara Lasley]

Why is it attached to your shower?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. It's just. It's a sonic thing. The sound of the glass breaking sets off the alarm. So someone bust your window or something.

[Chick McGee]

Close to a glass break?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah. So, like, if. If when I. I opened the glass door to my shower. Yeah. And I was at the house by myself, middle of winter, three in the morning, naked, with cops everywhere. It was fun. Hi, Tom. What you doing? Oh, nothing. We have. Have we finished our visit to the sports desk?

[Chick McGee]

No, Tom. Stupid world record.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a good one.

[Chick McGee]

A man in Alabama has broken the Guinness World Record for the longest natural beard.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That bothers me right away. As opposed to what, a beer made with extensions?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

That is literally.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what this means, and I'm assuming you've only mistyped. It says natural beard locks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's like dreadlocks.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that is. Mr. Rudolph Martino achieved a record of beard measuring 3ft, 6 inches.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that doesn't seem.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't seem.

[Shara Lasley]

It doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Three feet, he said.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the fact that the first line says the longest natural beard on a living person. Then it says parentheses, male. Wow. The longest natural beard in the lady.

[Chick McGee]

The bearded lady.

[Shara Lasley]

They're out there. I don't think they are growing them super long, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Martino says the beard locks were inspired by the holy men of India. Plus Jamaican Rastafarians who adopted their look from India. He described his look as natural, cultured, boring, and authentic to oneself.

[Tom Griswold]

He's one of these guys. He wears. He wears those, like, shirts to go down to the floor.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have A picture of this guy. Yeah, there we go. And he's got his. He's got his hair kind of Carmen Miranda up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's definitely the Rastafari kind of look. Yeah. And Indian. I think it looks cool.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. But yeah, then his beard looks like a rope.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he's got it all Rastafaried up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And this, this picture is. He's just run T shirt. But on the other shots he was wearing these long kind of Asian looking gowns.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyways, he's been kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Looks. He looks like a fun guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Guinness noted that Mr. Martino's beard was over a foot taller than the shortest woman living at 24.7 inches tall.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's where they should get a photograph of this guy's beard next to the lady that's three feet tall.

[Chick McGee]

Two feet tall. The beard's three feet tall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, I bet. Wouldn't that be a great photograph, though? Don't you love those ones? They got the world's tallest guy and the world's shortest guy.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of sad.

[Josh Arnold]

It's exploitative to me, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What else are they going to do?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Not that. I mean like, it's like. It's like. It's like the. The bird in the Flintstones. Hey, it's a living.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying. When you're that short, what else are you gonna do but to be a representative for the Guinness Book?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She could change oil.

[Tom Griswold]

She wouldn't need that little. Little board that.

[Josh Arnold]

The wheels on it she could fix. You know, the. The P. Traps under sinks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, these are all great limbo contests. Thank you very much. Okay. I found the song by the way. Way.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one is that?

[Tom Griswold]

The one I couldn't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

That could be.

[Pat Godwin]

That could.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a long list.

[Josh Arnold]

That could be. Happy birthday.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, now that's the. Is that the starship or.

[Shara Lasley]

The starship written.

[Josh Arnold]

That was on the same album as We Built this City because we used to.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I love and you. A lot of you guys hate.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I love.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We Built the City.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Such a weird song. Okay. All right. Now it's time to check in with Josh. One of our favorite topics, which, of course is a great steak lunch, dinner, even breakfast with eggs. What do you got?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. Steak and eggs. It's been so long since I've had that. Somebody get me some now.

[Tom Griswold]

We can get that done.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. The holidays are around the corner, I suppose.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your Halloween coming up, Halloween first.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

I just bought a package for a friend of mine on on Monday.

[Josh Arnold]

I look forward to receiving.

[Tom Griswold]

He got them yesterday. He was telling me that he does the same thing I do. He goes, I always buy these for my brothers who live out of town. Nice. What a nice gift. Very nice packet of steaks, etc. Don't forget the lasagna from Omaha Steaks. Coming up, we've got our shoe in of the week featuring Chick Magee, comedians Al Jackson and Gianmarco Cerizi. Some great comedy on the way. Thanks for hanging with us. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Shara Lashley at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what old phrase you don't hear anymore? No, I. I gave it the office. You want. You see old movies sometimes in the.

[Chick McGee]

You don't you liked it?

[Josh Arnold]

I gave it the office. Was it an excuse to not. Not give?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or sometimes you gave at the office.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You are. You actually did have a charity.

[Tom Griswold]

Offices would have like a collection for the United Way.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. So you don't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

That's also of course the title of an erotic movie. I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I gave it.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave it the office.

[Pat Godwin]

I gave it the orifice.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, star.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be. I thought it'd be real. That's something I'd be really good at. No. Titling porno movies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, you probably are. I bet all of these, if they didn't exist, they're starting.

[Tom Griswold]

They should. Yeah, they probably do. I mean, that's so obvious. I gave it the office and I.

[Josh Arnold]

Don'T think that works anymore. It's so no one knows what that means anymore. It does. They don't.

[Chick McGee]

He's not gonna let that get in this way.

[Tom Griswold]

But sir, you work at home.

[Josh Arnold]

I always thought it'd be funny though. And a comedy movie. If somebody was at a sperm bank, they're like, are here? Are you here to donate? I gave it the Office.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it could cut to the porno version we have coming up. Great comedian John Marco Cerisi's got a great new special out there, Thief of Joy. You were telling me it's. You've already seen the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I loved it. Loved it. Bravo, Giancarlo. Look forward to about talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, it's going to be the shoeing of the week in just a few minutes with Chick McGee. I'll remind you right now to make your NFL picks by going to bob and tom.com contest. Just pick the winners for week five in the NFL. You could find yourself with that gift certificate, the E gift card from Stephen Singer jewelers. Get that done. Today we have completed our sports camp. Yes. Okay. Okay. So we will now switch gears.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we will.

[Tom Griswold]

And head over to Shara. Lastly, at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening over there?

[Shara Lasley]

So many things. We've got a really fun one. A so called content creator from Russia has been arrested in Thailand after he was allegedly filming. Filmed having sex on a moving pickup truck.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I don't know what they say allegedly because. Do we have. Can you put that photograph up there? I think it's been slightly altered. Oh, you can see he's in the back of a pickup truck.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, you sure can.

[Chick McGee]

I can make that out.

[Josh Arnold]

They're doing it so that they can both watch the hockey game, as it were.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

We had to blur it a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I just thought it was blurred because they were in motion.

[Tom Griswold]

I know we. Yeah. But they are quite clearly actively an intimate.

[Shara Lasley]

In the bed.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that's a RAM pickup truck, but. But never mind.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. They were picked up while driving along a road in the Muang district of Phuket. According to the Bangkok Post.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not Phuket.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is it Phuket?

[Josh Arnold]

P H U K E T. There's the H U C K. No, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Shara Lasley]

It's P H U K E O. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's definitely. There's definitely not a fu sound.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's definitely. We're going to go with foo.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Phuket paquette.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you don't pronounce the hockette. See, in my mind, ph is. This is worse than Bangkok. So they're in Thailand.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have thought this would have been encouraged behavior in Thailand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. It's flagrant delecto. I believe they are actively. And what the guys arrested? Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a shame.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. They arrested a 23 year old Russian tourist identified only as Georgie in connection with the stunt.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there, Georgie. Man banging in the back of a pickup truck.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And they're doing it doggy style. But I would assume doggy style in a moving truck would be sticking your head out the window.

[Chick McGee]

Did you like the song, Georgie Girl? I bet you did. The way it starts.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that Mary Hopkins?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

No idea.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the singer that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Or was that Lulu? I don't remember. Was it?

[Josh Arnold]

Although that's to sir with love, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Georgie Girl.

[Pat Godwin]

Petula Clark. No, that's downtown.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I got you. I'm looking it up.

[Chick McGee]

I remember the song.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's. But in any event, on the website.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody cares about any of the this, so it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

So that's a good website.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's pronounced pocket.

[Shara Lasley]

Pocket.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Puket.

[Shara Lasley]

Puket.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Puket.

[Josh Arnold]

Georgie girl is the Seekers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Well, there were the Seekers and then the New Seekers and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Then there was the Sought After.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Remember this part?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Swinging down the street so fancy free.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody you meet that this was done by choral groups from every college in the world for a few years after.

[Josh Arnold]

This do you remember who played Georgie?

[Chick McGee]

One of the red Graves. Yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lynn. Red Grave and James Mason.

[Chick McGee]

And yes, James Mason was quite taken with Georgie. Gal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Before I go to the suburb. The suburb to fight quadrant.

[Chick McGee]

I am Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

You have your guitar up.

[Pat Godwin]

Do we all remember the details of the story from 10 minutes ago?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It's okay. It's a. It's a. It's a Russian. What do they. How do they. What do they call him? A.

[Shara Lasley]

A content creator.

[Tom Griswold]

A Russian dude who has apparently paid. Paid a hooker and he's having intimate relations with her. Standing up in the back of a moving pickup truck in the fashion of a dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Little Grateful Dead. They're in the trucking. Getting it on. Cameras rolling. It's 15 seconds long. Going viral. All doing the deed in the town of Phu K E T. How's it pronounced?

[Josh Arnold]

Paquette.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you sure? I come to from Russia to be content creator. Check out the clip. I'm a player. Don't be a hater. Doggy style with a girl in a moving truck. Caught at the airport. Now I am Phuket. Handcuffed. Charged with a crime. Public indecency. 12,000 rubles in fines. I'm surprised. Thailand is shocked. Have they ever seen what goes on in Bangkok?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you very much everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I could perform in the back of a moving pickup truck.

[Tom Griswold]

No way. Bad things could happen.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. It's a little scary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember my friend who had the Irish setter that jumped out of the pickup truck?

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On i4. Did not end well. According to this. Josh, you are correct. It's pronounced Phuket.

[Josh Arnold]

You never have to tell me I'm correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Phuket then. It specifically says it's not. It literally says it is not pronounced.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They apparently a lot of people do that. But this is a famous resort, right? You've been there, Pat? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been to Thailand at all?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Is it? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not that I would like to admit. No, I never. Not with the cruise ships now.

[Tom Griswold]

But. So this says the ph sound is a hard p. Why put the H in?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a different language.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it shouldn't be.

[Chick McGee]

It shouldn't be.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how much better the world would be if we all just spoke English?

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're pro Esperanto.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You want you and your Euros. Tom, will you start taking Esperanto lessons with me? If we really do.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys should committed to it.

[Chick McGee]

Do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I guarantee there are people out there who speak fluent Esperanto. We better explain. Yeah. What? Esperanto was some like some idea that, you know, some socialist came up to have everyone speak a universal language and get rid of all.

[Josh Arnold]

There would be no other languages the whole world would speak. Esperance. Or at least. At least when you went. Yeah, the. It would be a second language for everybody in the world.

[Shara Lasley]

And they full this person like fully made the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a whole thing. Yeah, you can. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

They grabbed mall kind of languages or was it its own thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda. It sounds a little Spanish. A little English. A little.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's the. The ultimate. The ultimate liberal sellout. It's just such a dumb thing. But I guarantee there's some librarian somewhere who's fluent in it has a lot of cats. Oh, just saying.

[Shara Lasley]

I'd sign up for this class.

[Josh Arnold]

Esperanto.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that tracks. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is sort of off topic. Do you find.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When you see someone who is. What's the word I'm looking for? Violating a stereotype.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, do I find it funny? Yeah, I always love it. Always.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't help it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When someone. Wait a second, I've never seen. Yeah, probably a bad topic.

[Josh Arnold]

I was thinking about a male, female type stereotype thing yesterday. Have you ever. Have you ever seen a woman use a toothpick?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. Wait a second. That's exactly what I saw.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Are we in the same place?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not at all. This just popped in my head yesterday. I was. I was using a toothpick.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe you were. Mine is somewhat more qualified. Was the woman corpulent, woman of Asian heritage?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, this. This was all in my head, Tom. I was using a toothpick and I went, you know, it would. It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a certain type of woman I bet that would use a toothpick. I've never seen it.

[Shara Lasley]

I think we're.

[Josh Arnold]

You saw it.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe you just said that. I was leaving this restaurant and there was a very heavyset Asian woman, somewhat short with. Not only did she have a toothpick and she was kind of flipping it around and you know, like she were.

[Josh Arnold]

On a porch in Montana or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just so. Wow, that was an odd.

[Josh Arnold]

How strange. You know, chick wants to.

[Tom Griswold]

But then to reinforce the stereotype, she got in a car and almost rammed.

[Josh Arnold]

Into somebody and all was right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we're good.

[Shara Lasley]

Now we're even.

[Chick McGee]

The scales were better. Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

So let's go back to.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever used A toothpick?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But would you in public?

[Shara Lasley]

Probably not in the way of, like, digging.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

She was digging.

[Josh Arnold]

And you see a guy outside a Texas roadhouse with a toothpick, you go, oh, yeah, sure, sure. But his wife.

[Chick McGee]

Both of them.

[Tom Griswold]

I cannot believe. I decided not to tell the story because I thought it was gonna come off wrong. It did anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Toothpick on someone else. No. Hold still. Stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Have you.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your philosophy on getting food on the mirror when you're flossing?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know, every now and again it'll happen, but you. You cleaned it up.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever go to someone's house and you look at the mirror and go, oh, my God, there's yesterday's roast beef.

[Josh Arnold]

Platter of succotash up there.

[Tom Griswold]

That was my father's.

[Chick McGee]

One of his big issues was succotash.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Getting food in the mirror. Flossing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But he wouldn't clean it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he couldn't because he had polio and he couldn't reach the mirror. But he was able to. I don't know how he did it, but you would see, like, the bulk of a roast beef.

[Josh Arnold]

You must have ate it. Ribs and corn on the cob night.

[Tom Griswold]

So every once in a while I go into the little bathroom. I hope my sister Jan is listening in England right now. Yeah. I was the one who cleaned that because I found it so disgusting and kept the little thing of.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever found anything on your microphone here?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I've got this little screen that's.

[Chick McGee]

There's all kinds of stuff in this thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Peanuts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there really is, Tom. Look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's why I have this.

[Chick McGee]

Look at your thing. Oh, you've got a different mic than I.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you take this. You take this off and you take this air thing and you spray it.

[Chick McGee]

That helps. Yeah. That doesn't sound like static at all. No static at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Any of us.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

All right. That hurt. My ears.

[Josh Arnold]

Never do that again.

[Tom Griswold]

These ultra duster things have. You know, when you spray them, they suddenly get freezing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's some science behind that, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Then they start spraying cold snow all over your computer. All over your computer. Just trying to.

[Chick McGee]

Coarse hair and just chloro.

[Josh Arnold]

Floral carpets.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, we have our. Our guest. It's going to be Jim May, our shoeing of the week winner, because he's won that E card from Stephen Singer. J. E gift card. Is that right? Okay. E gift card is now right now, the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by Better Help. October 10th officially is a World Mental Health Day. And BetterHelp is all about therapists and therapy. And BetterHelp wants to thank the 5 million people worldwide who have asked for help and they're on their mental health journey. And what BetterHelp is all about is getting you matched to a therapist, a licensed therapist, a trained therapist. And BetterHelp is committed to helping people connect with these credentialed therapists. Then the therapy, by the way, is done online, so it's a lot more convenient. You'll fill out a short questionnaire that will help to identify your needs and preferences, et cetera, and then you'll get hooked up with a therapist. And then you perform the therapy, of course, on your own in the convenience of wherever you want to be because it's done with your either your cell phone or your laptop, et cetera, et cetera. And you can switch therapists anytime with no additional fee involved. I just heard a therapist yesterday saying that one of the really tricky parts is finding the right therapist. Well, that's what BetterHelp is all about, is helping you do just that. Once again, this World Mental Health Day coming up on October 10th, the folks at Better Help are celebrating the great therapists who've helped all those people. So if you're ready to find the right therapist for you, BetterHelp can help you start that journey. Baba time show listeners, by the way, get 10% off their first month. Just visit betterhelp.com btshow the/btshowpartners, we'll knock that price down for you. Once again, it's better help. H E L P betterhelp.com BTShow the Bob and Tom show sponsored by BetterHelp. Also coming up, we have comedian Al Jackson, comedian John Marco Cerisi, who's terrific. This is going to be fun, so don't go anywhere. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Box.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. @ the news desk, it's Shara. Lastly, hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee. Coming up, we're going to talk with our shoe in of the week participant and our winner of the Bob and Tom Pigston Pigskin pick them competition. And we have him on the phone right now. This is apparently Jim May. Hey, Jim, can you hear me?

[Josh Arnold]

I sure can.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. And if I've got it right, you are from Jackson, Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, Jimbo.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like being called Jim James? Jimbo. Jimmy.

[Chick McGee]

I answered anything.

[Tom Griswold]

But Jim's good. Okay. Okay, Jim. Well, congratulations. You were the only person last week in week four in the NFL season, you were the only one to get 15 of 16 games. Congratulations. And you've won yourself that e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. You can peruse the inventory atIhatestevensinger.com. you live in Michigan, so your favorite team must be which one? You know.

[Josh Arnold]

Lions.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Of course. And as you know, Mr. McGee is Lulu Blue Baby. Mr. McGee is a big fan of the Washington Football Club. And are you a regular NFL viewer?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. Did you ever go to the games?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's been a long time, though. Do you ever go into any of the college games in Michigan? I have not. I found my list.

[Josh Arnold]

Do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you find it just so wonderful to be at home with your own TV and your own pisser and your own refreshments and your big tv? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but you got the.

[Chick McGee]

I agree, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree. But the atmosphere. You ever been to a game, Go to a game at the University of Michigan or go to a game in Lansing and just enjoy the down.

[Chick McGee]

The atmosphere? What are you looking at?

[Tom Griswold]

Go to an early game. Yeah, that's part of the key. Well, you get to pick against Chick McGee right now, Jim.

[Chick McGee]

And we do have to worry about the. The pesky point spread this time, Jim. So here we go. Thursday, Thursday night, Levi stadium, San Francisco 49ers and the Los Angeles Rams. And old timey rivalry. Oddly Enough, all the 49s. All the 49s are injured. Every single one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, that's a tough danger of.

[Chick McGee]

Being able to field a team.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I actually heard a guy call them the 49s on the radio again.

[Chick McGee]

The 49s?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

San Francisco a seven point favorite, a seven point underdog at home. Who do you like, San Francisco plus seven or the Rams minus seven?

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta go with the Rams.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm gonna go that way too. I think the Rams are going to cover In a big, bad way. Yeah. San Francisco's hurting and the 49s still have that petulant child there as their head coach, Kyle Shanahan. I'm not Mike. Well, that's not my problem.

[Josh Arnold]

He's so.

[Chick McGee]

He's off in saying that, oh, I'm not Mike. I'm not as good as my daddy. And then from Tottenham Hotspur in beautiful London, England, the Cleveland Browns are visiting. The Minnesota Vikings have been there since last week over there in Europe. They've just been wandering around. Oh, yeah, the Vikings in Europe again. How did that go first time?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they start there?

[Chick McGee]

I think they might have started there. Yeah. The Browns and the Minnesota Vikings. Are you a Cleveland fan or a Viking fan, even a little bit? Nope, nope, not either one. All right, well, the Browns are getting three. Do you like Cleveland plus three or the Vikings minus three? I'm going to have to go with Cleveland, I think. No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the Vikings are without a quarterback. They've got a great. A great defense, but so do the Browns. I will take the Browns plus the three. That's exactly right. And then every week we have to visit Washington football team. They're getting three points in Los Angeles. Jaden Daniels returns this weekend. Who do you like? Sweet baby Jaden Daniels in Washington or the evil, slimy, awful Los Angeles Chargers? I'm going with Washington on that one. No kidding. All right. You are my man. I like Washington plus three as well. Wow, that's weekend's. That's this weekend's shoeing of the week.

[Tom Griswold]

You agree on all of them?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a rare.

[Chick McGee]

He's a smart, smart man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, congratulations once again, Jim. Are you. Do you wear jewelry?

[Chick McGee]

I do not.

[Josh Arnold]

No nipple rings or even a fancy fancy.

[Chick McGee]

You got a. You got a steady broad that you could give some jewelry to, you know. No, I don't. I don't, but I probably will now. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the spirit.

[Chick McGee]

Go out there and get you a dame, you know, because there's nothing like a game.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing in the world. There is nothing quite the same as. Oh, I was. I'm sorry. I was singing South Pacific.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you what. I will put up the money to have you do a one man presentation of South Pacific.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll invest in that as well.

[Chick McGee]

Wherever you would like.

[Tom Griswold]

Some enchanted Eve. Sing it.

[Chick McGee]

Sing it, sister.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish.

[Chick McGee]

You start that one and I'll start applauding.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. To keep applauding, to keep the noise level high enough so you can't hear me sing. Jim. Thank you very much for listening. Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

Got time for a quick joke?

[Josh Arnold]

As long as it's dirty and racist.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Is it radio friendly? It is.

[Chick McGee]

It relates to yesterday's show.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. What did the piece of paper say.

[Chick McGee]

To the ink pen?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Right on.

[Josh Arnold]

You got the Ace Cosby nod of approval there.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. Relief from all of us.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. You just. Could you hear me going? But that does relate to yesterday's show. So we'll give you a write on and a solid. Thank you very much. Thanks, Jim. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

See you, Jimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, is that still a thing? Solid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

I like that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

On the mat squad. On the Mod Squad.

[Tom Griswold]

Mod Squad? What, 68, 69. From the last century. No, I was just. That's out. You don't say something?

[Chick McGee]

Tom's upset. How?

[Tom Griswold]

Not really. You.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't hear solid often. You'll hear, oh, man, that was a solid play. Or that was a solid movie. Or no.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a guy recently asked me, hey, can you do me a solid favor? Ye.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, do me a solid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. First I thought he wanted a salad. I can recommend several in town.

[Josh Arnold]

I always like your kindness.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, will you do me a kindness? How do you say no to that? I never heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

People say that.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys have never heard, can you do me a kind of chick?

[Chick McGee]

No, I have. In the movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Never.

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's not really out.

[Tom Griswold]

So when you say it, you have to be in black and white. Yeah, swell. Yeah. Say, do me a kindness.

[Chick McGee]

It's usually follow love. Could you do me a kindness? Like get the hell out of my way.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it's kind of useful.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it that way.

[Tom Griswold]

They went that. That fireside chat from the prez at. Yeah, it was pretty good. I could hear his wheelchair squeaking.

[Josh Arnold]

That fireside chat. The accusation being my references are far too.

[Chick McGee]

Keep in mind he got upset at the Mod Squad reference. He is an enigma wrapped in a rock brittle.

[Josh Arnold]

He just gives the fist too. When he said solid.

[Tom Griswold]

Solid.

[Chick McGee]

He's still doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, comedian Al Jackson and coming up, comedian John Marco Cerisi. And he's got a great new special out there.

[Chick McGee]

Please say it like that when we're talking to him.

[Tom Griswold]

What? John Marco Cerisi.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's Cerezzi dripping with Jeanne Marco Ceres.

[Chick McGee]

The French call it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, kind of like spaghetti.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea. I'm just trying to Confuse the matter.

[Pat Godwin]

It's very confusing now, John.

[Tom Griswold]

Marco Polo.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's Sore Chi. I think it's a shot. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He should have gone with a stage name like Kostaki Economopoulos. Something we can. Something we can remember. We're gonna be arriving with all that stuff on the way from the Aurelia Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, that's Shara. Lastly, hello, There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. And we have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe we're going to be joined by a comedian, Al Jackson. There he is. Hello. Hello, Al. It's always a great pleasure.

[Chick McGee]

Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You're home in Denver today. I can see.

[Al Jackson]

I am. I'm home this weekend, which is a big deal for a road comic to just not be at the airport is a win. I think that's a vacation for road comic is to not go. Like, I never fantasize about, man, I'd love to go to Hawaii. It's just a, like, no airport is a, is a win.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just being home.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, man, it's the best to just wake up and just like, oh, college football. Not in a hotel room. I'm here for it now.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you have gone to London, England, to see the Cleveland Browns take on the Vikings this weekend?

[Al Jackson]

I, Yes, I would have. I mean, it's, I, we know what's going to happen. It's just like, I like London, so I would just go, but you don't. You know, we got a new quarterback. He's 5 6. So we are.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't he 5 11?

[Al Jackson]

I think he's like 5, 5.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I think he's Dylan Gabriel. I thought it was like a hot Hawaiian chick and I go, he's our.

[Tom Griswold]

Quarterback and he's not related to Roman Gabriel. We determined that.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Al Jackson]

But, you know, it doesn't. I, I have started to spread the theory that I think that the Browns are a Ponzi scheme. Oh, I really, I don't think we're trying to win. I think we're just getting money. And if it, if, if there was like some big Netflix documentary that the Browns were not trying to win, wouldn't it make Sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Have they had more quarterbacks than any other NFL team?

[Al Jackson]

Yes, we've had. I think we've had 40 since 1999. 40 men?

[Chick McGee]

Something like that. Yeah, absolutely.

[Al Jackson]

I mean, it just, it's so weird because Chicky. I am such a dork. Me and my friends were going through the list yesterday and they're just guys. You're like, oh, Case Kingdom's on here. They're just like all these random, like journeyman QBs. Like, we're like the last stop for QB. We're like the day shift strippers of, you know, football team at your last stop before you're out of the business.

[Tom Griswold]

But some pretty great names. I mean, the name Case Keenum is terrific.

[Chick McGee]

And Brandon Whedon was the quarterback for the Browns.

[Tom Griswold]

Dylan Gabriel.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, now we got Dylan Gabriel with Dorian Thompson Robinson.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I will say this, let me say as a, as a great Browns memory. My friend Katie, her and her husband have season tickets and they couldn't go. And me and my girlfriend went to the Jameis Winston game last season in Denver. It was freezing cold and it was like Jameis Winston's whole career. In one game he had like almost 500 yards passing. He had four touchdowns and three interceptions, including two pick sixes. It was, it was like a movie game. Like, you know, like the movies can't quite nail football because there are too many big plays. And football really isn't all that.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Al Jackson]

That's how going to a Jameis Winston game is. Is just like 85 yard touchdowns, 62 yard interception, four touchdown. It was so much fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds exciting. Now we have a guest in the studio doing the news. I don't know if you've met Shara lastly before Al Jackson, maybe this medium, but.

[Al Jackson]

Hey, how are you?

[Shara Lasley]

Good, how you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

She's also a stand up comedian. And we've been going over language from the 70s and 80s, particularly slang terms. And I was just asking, is the term solid? Is that still out there? Can I go? If you say something we reviewed. Right on. But if you say, hey, you, you. You say, I may. I'm coming to town. We don't want to be going to dinner. Could I say solid? You.

[Al Jackson]

You could say anything. This is a free country.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Al Jackson]

Let's say that, you know, it's not. It wouldn't be the end of the world, but you would kind of date yourself a little bit. It's a, it's a term that just kind of. It never. I could see like a word like solid coming Back, but it never really made its way back. And so like salad just kind of like that's like what your 71 year old uncle that fixes your car for free in his driveway would say. You say, hey, I'm a circle back. I'm gonna get you a 12 pack for fixing my radiator to be like, solid, man. Right on.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I would say in return, he did me a solid.

[Al Jackson]

I think you could get away with saying he did me a solid. I think that that's a term that had that phrase has. Has lasted. So you could be like, oh my. I forgot my ID in my car and I was at the stadium and it was going to be a 2, and the guy just gave me a solid and just told me to shut up and walk through. And he really did me a solid because that was been like a 40 minute walk. I could see. You could, you could get away with that and that would be for fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, how about me saying right on?

[Al Jackson]

No, that would just mean that you've had. You have three black ex wives. It's just like you were like down with the cause and you stayed with it. You love the sisters, you love the culture, but you stayed in whatever year at UCLA that you graduated.

[Chick McGee]

All right, Right.

[Al Jackson]

Right on is. I think that might be gone because.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh says it and he's sincere. It's not meant to be ironic, but when he says right on.

[Al Jackson]

Josh, what, in what context are you saying right on?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man, the next time you come to town, do you want to grab like a brunch or, you know, after the. After a show? You do?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, right on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm asking you, do you want to get lunch or breakfast or whatever after.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you say right on the air here in person?

[Al Jackson]

I would, I would say for show. And that's even old. No, no, I think. Or is he literally asking me.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm trying to give you. I'm trying. I was asking so that you would answer and then I could respond with how I would say right on.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, I'm not getting this. You can see I didn't do improv.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I missed that. You would say fo show.

[Al Jackson]

I would say I would be like for show. But yeah, I'm down, man. Let's do it.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

On.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, cool. I'll see you at.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, that didn't sound affected.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's not. When I use it, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

But I can't do it. I can't do it. Al.

[Al Jackson]

Let me, let me hear You. So maybe we're finding out that it's got. It depends on the person.

[Josh Arnold]

We've tried to tell Tom that it's the way he says it. It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, try asking me about going to breakfast, though.

[Al Jackson]

Well, Tom, I don't know if you know, but, you know, me. Me and Josh, we're gonna grab some brunch as soon as I touch down, so can you make that or no.

[Tom Griswold]

Right on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's. Well, it's too slow. It's too.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Al's purpose is to try to make me a little bit cooler. So before we let him book.

[Chick McGee]

We'Ll.

[Tom Griswold]

Move forward with this. Al, what's my word for today?

[Al Jackson]

Before we get to the word, I will say this. Josh, I think I figured it out. When Tom uses slang, he sounds like an FBI informant saying it loud enough into his mic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, that's what it is. We will meet you at the drug location.

[Tom Griswold]

Right on. Could you say it in a complete sentence?

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And you're first.

[Al Jackson]

Starting with your last name first. All right, let's get to it, man. Because there's something that I've actually been seeing because it's the NFL season in some NFL touchdown celebrations with the younger guys have been doing this dance. But it goes along the phrase. Tom, what does the phrase 6, 7 mean when you.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been going through this the last couple of days. My daughter said it to me the other day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And as far as we can tell, I've done a little bit of research on this. It kind of doesn't have a. A definitive definition, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Very opaque.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a pause. It can mean yes, it can mean no. It can mean nothing. What. What is your interpretation, What I got from it?

[Al Jackson]

Because I've asked people, and I actually did some old man nerd research like you did, and it is really kind of up in the air. But what I got from most people is it means. It's like, so. So.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Al Jackson]

But see, I. I like. It's just like, ah, you know, like, six, seven. Yeah, whatever. Like, kind of like. Like, it's not. You can use it in a bunch of different ways. But I always got. What I kept getting was like, it's so. So. But see, I thought six, seven, what meant eight, you know, so, like, you would say, like, do you. Like. Did you see Josh's tuxedo at the dance? Like, if he looked really nice, you'd be like, oh, he's six, seven.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Al Jackson]

Because he ate. Like, he. Remember that phrase like, he ate that. That means that you did well in something. So that's what I thought it meant. It was like a fancy way to say eight.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I. I would say from a big picture standpoint, it. It doesn't. Isn't a good thing to use because no one knows. It really knows what it means.

[Al Jackson]

I think it probably means something within your friend group. I think it is kind of like that trend where, like, you would. We would text it to each other a bunch, and we just know what that meant, but it'd be. If you said it's somebody else, they might take it differently.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, do we have another word for today?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, we absolutely do.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Al Jackson]

You've heard this word? I love this word. Tom, when would you use the word cheeks?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, there's a. There's. There's a whole bunch of that because.

[Chick McGee]

Check out them cheeks.

[Tom Griswold]

In England, it would. There's a lot of someone with cheeky. But, yeah, this is probably different. It's not the traditional butt cheeks, presumably.

[Al Jackson]

I would get the feeling that it's related to that. Obviously not directly that, but I get the feeling it's kind of related to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a compliment? Is this like, babies got back, Babies got nice cheeks?

[Al Jackson]

That's not correct.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, your thoughts?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't know, but I love it already.

[Al Jackson]

It's great. I could see myself using this, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, can you use it in a sentence? Let me see if that'll help.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Look, Tom, just tell Josh I was really. You know, he and Chick gave me their season tickets, and I appreciate that, me and my friends, but it was right behind a metal beam. We couldn't see anything. The seats were cheeks, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Al Jackson]

It just, you know, we couldn't see anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so they.

[Josh Arnold]

They were like, ass bad or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really?

[Al Jackson]

Like, it was ass. It was just, like, not good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's enough updating of ass. That is all. That. That's ass.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm using it all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really. That is really cool. Is that. Is that contemporary? Could I get away with using them?

[Chick McGee]

No. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I had lunch yesterday. The place has changed ownership, and I got to tell you, the atmosphere. Cheeks.

[Al Jackson]

Atmospheric.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheeks. Oh, you have to say. Is cheeks okay?

[Al Jackson]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Great word. Yeah, that is great. I hope that one sticks around long enough for me to be able to use it properly. Al, it's always a great pleasure. I know you're not working this weekend, so you can. You can relax, watch that Browns game from London, England and.

[Al Jackson]

That's right. I'll be up early that you know. But I do. I got a couple gigs with your son in Dayton and Syracuse coming up in the next couple months. Check out my Instagram, Al Jackson, ig. And I'll be at the Toledo Funny Bones on New Year's.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Yes.

[Al Jackson]

And if you're in Minnesota, check me out at the end of this month. I'll be at the 10, 000 laughs festival. So come out and show your love, Minnesota.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Al. That reminds me, by the way, the Funny Bone in Toledo will also be featuring one of the greats, Greg Warren, coming up next weekend. He's a doctor, grins this weekend, but then he's in Madison for a special show this Sunday. By the way, that's Mr. Greg Warren and. And his soul mate, Mr. Al Jackson. That sound good?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. But they're not on the same bill. You sort of made it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, sorry. I just meant that they're in the same city eventually. Not at the same time.

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all. Confusing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. That is not confusing in the slightest. Neither of them will be at the Funny Bone in Toledo this week. I can assure you of that. Okay, thanks very much, Al.

[Josh Arnold]

See y'.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the news desk is Cheryl Ashley.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chicks are. I'm, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Busy doing all kinds of stuff. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very busy.

[Tom Griswold]

Just gotta hand out a package. I have no idea what's in here. That's right. But let's move forward here. A couple quick things. Willie G. Is going to be doing some stuff tonight with an in Lexington comedy Off Broadway tonight, Friday and Saturday with Greg Hahn. That'll be terrific. Go see Willie. I think we may be talking to him a little bit later on today. We're also going to hook up with a comedian I think at some point in the next, in the near future. That's, that's the plan. Anyway. Before we get to that, let's head over. Oh, wait a minute. I'm getting the signal. Oh, I'm not getting the signal.

[Josh Arnold]

You're getting the signal. That's not okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta review our signals, the signals a bunch.

[Chick McGee]

He's the best broadcaster in the business, everybody. There's no doubt about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. Smooth as glass.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I also want to mention our buddy Greg Warren. Grand Rapids this weekend at Dr. Grins and the Funny Bone in Toledo. Coming up next week week and comedy off Broadway in Lexington coming up the 16th through the 18th.

[Josh Arnold]

He was manager.

[Tom Griswold]

I just spoke to Greg yesterday. He's a fine man. Fellow, a fellow member of the Ice Tea Club and the crossword puzzle club. I sent him an interesting article about crossword puzzles I would share with you guys, but I'm sorry, it's only for the literate.

[Pat Godwin]

I will be in Mason City, Illinois. My name is Pat. I work on the show. October 20, 20, 25th.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, that's four weeks away. Let's time to start promoting.

[Chick McGee]

He felt left out.

[Tom Griswold]

Share a lastly. Yeah. What do you have over there at the news desk?

[Shara Lasley]

We've got North Korean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Shara Lasley]

North Korean leader King Kim Jong Un was. Has ordered a crackdown on women who undergrow breast bre. Undergo breast augmentation, labeling the surgeries as symbols of capitalist corruption. Reports from Daily. Reports from Daily NK say two women who received implants and the doctors who performed the procedures have faced public trials.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I sure would like to squeeze those symbols of capitalist corruption. How sexy.

[Shara Lasley]

The regime has long tried to control personal appearance, previously targeting clothing, hairstyles, and even foreign slang. Analysts say the latest campaign reflects ongoing attempts to suppress Western cultural influence. The judge also condemned breast augmentation surgery as non socialist behavior.

[Tom Griswold]

He likes those communist heavy naturals.

[Shara Lasley]

He stated these women were consumed with vanity and ultimately became toxic influences eroding our socialist system.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Doing good work over there. My God, why are they still a country?

[Chick McGee]

Did we lose the button?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Just smithereens, please. Did you. Is that a popular thing in South Korea?

[Josh Arnold]

Breast augmentation? Yeah, it was not necessarily popular, but it. Yes. You saw it? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be interested. We should do some homework. I wonder what country has the most per capita fake boobalage. I would just assume it was the United States.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, me too.

[Josh Arnold]

We've got to be up there. But usa, Brazil?

[Tom Griswold]

Brazil?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I think maybe the poverty level might reduce the amount of.

[Pat Godwin]

I think the number one cosmetic surgery is taking them out. I'd heard recently someone had told us that.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that should be illegal.

[Tom Griswold]

Kim Jong unears about. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You should have to go in front of a board of three men and explain to them why you want to take them out.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's up to them, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, ma'.

[Chick McGee]

Am.

[Tom Griswold]

We. We.

[Josh Arnold]

We certainly can't allow.

[Chick McGee]

They're gorgeous. I don't care. You're sick.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, buy a back brace.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so they're. They're leeching. What? Okay, that's. That's your.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

And they look nice. Okay, let's get back to the.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we've got our.

[Show Announcer]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Here we go. Joining us on the telephone. And I've been practicing this all. Although we got him on the screen.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we want to see him. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

John Marco Cerisi. How did I do that? I get it right?

[John Marco Ceresi]

Perfect. You did it fast to make sure no errors occurred.

[Tom Griswold]

Make sure you couldn't hear it. I. When John Marco, you've got your new special out there. Josh has already seen it. He walked in yesterday not knowing you're going to be in the show. And he goes, oh, my God, this thing is amazing. Did he get it right? Did he get it right or not? Is it amazing?

[Josh Arnold]

I laughed the whole time. I mean, it starts off immediately, and it does not let up for an hour. And bravo, man. Man. It's just really, really great.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Thank you. I appreciate you watching it.

[Tom Griswold]

John Marco, when you started, did someone at, like, your first, like, in the early open mic days go, hey, look, man, could you change your name? No one's gonna get it right.

[John Marco Ceresi]

I did. My first manager said I need to change it to something more Jewish, kind of a reverse of what they used to do back in the day. They said. They said. They said. They said, I'm gonna get you a meeting at abc, and they're going to expect John Marcos Raisi. And in walks Jamarco Cerese. And I was like, oh, okay, okay. But I couldn't do it. You know, when you have a weird name, it becomes part of your identity.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Your heritage is of the Jewish faith. Was your mother Jewish?

[John Marco Ceresi]

Mother's Jewish, dad is un poco Italian.

[Tom Griswold]

So they didn't consider doing the hyphenated thing, like, you know, Berkowitz, Shirazi.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Steinzi, Stein. No, because my mom's original last name was Roth Krug, which is a. That's a heavy German name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Sarazi.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Well, what you do in your life, we haven't seen you for a few months. You've got the beard, you've got. You're looking good. What's happening with you? Thank you.

[John Marco Ceresi]

I mean, man, I moved to Brooklyn. I'm on the road. It's kind of the same life over and over again. It's like Groundhog's Day, but, like, annually, and I wake up every new year and I go, okay, I'm going back to Rochester, New York. Here we go. And, you know, that's. That's. That's what I'm doing many auditions.

[Josh Arnold]

You're. You're an actor at heart and, you know, a theater kid, as they say.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Yeah, yeah. I. You know, I'm starting to get more good. I'm hesitant because being an actor was so degrading. You know, before I did comedy and all I did was act. You meet someone new, all they say, they go, oh, have you been in anything I've seen? And it's like. Like, come on, you wouldn't ask that to A gynecologist. It's such a degrading profession. I. So I'm dipping my toe back in. I did. I had. I had actually had a callback yesterday, and we'll see.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[John Marco Ceresi]

I see these new AI videos and I go, I don't know how much time is left to get into this profession.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We were talking with Jim Gaffigan yesterday, and he kind of had the same thing. And he.

[John Marco Ceresi]

I saw him yesterday. Jim did my podcast yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I don't know how these actors do it, because there's so much. Even the best actors sometimes go, I don't have a gig. I got nothing coming up.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So he was saying, at least with stand up, you've always got something to do. And by the way, are you in a hotel room? Are you in a hotel room?

[John Marco Ceresi]

Yes, I'm in a hotel room.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was gonna say if that. If that's your place in Brooklyn.

[Chick McGee]

Move.

[John Marco Ceresi]

You like my new wallpaper? No, my place in Brooklyn has zero wallpaper and zero lamps. We have not done anything. This is heaven to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now. So you're not living alone?

[John Marco Ceresi]

I got a girlfriend coming up on five years now.

[Tom Griswold]

How's that going?

[John Marco Ceresi]

It's good. It's good. I see her about three hours a week, and we make the most of it. And she's good. She's a. She's a manager. She's a comedy manager. And we. We made the decision. She's now my manager as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she the one that want you to change your name?

[John Marco Ceresi]

No, no. I mean, it's probably. Probably she. She grew up even more Jewish, so she's. She grew up Hasidic. Oh, you know, Hasids.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[John Marco Ceresi]

With the.

[Tom Griswold]

The hairdo and the. The hat like Boy George wears.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Yes, yes. And they're always reading the Torah. And every time I go up to them, if I see them read the tour, I'm like, how. Have you not finished that yet?

[Tom Griswold]

This is the whole thing. And by the way, nice jewelry we're speaking with.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

This makes me so nervous. John Marco Cerezi.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you like to hear him say it?

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. Say it slow for me, John Marco.

[Chick McGee]

Right there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't do it because I try to put too much sort of sauce on it, and it sounds like everything else I say. It sounds pretentious and affected.

[John Marco Ceresi]

In Italy, Jamarco, Cereze is like Bob and Tom over there.

[Chick McGee]

Truly.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[John Marco Ceresi]

There's the Jamarco and Cerezi show over in Sicily.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's talk about the new. The new special. Special. Where does one find it?

[John Marco Ceresi]

One finds it on. On YouTube. It is there for free. And, you know, it was. I just wanted, like, to be able to chop it up into pieces, put it wherever I wanted. I just wanted full control. Although YouTube did flag a couple jokes that we had to work out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[John Marco Ceresi]

We had to. Oh, yeah, it was. It was scary for. For a second. You know, you put all this money into this thing, all the editing, and then you upload it, and. And they go, oh, because you talk about xyz, there's gonna be a suicide hotline underneath the entire thing. Oh, that was a big coverage that the whole special would have the hotline underneath. And they said it wouldn't affect the algorithm, but I said, I don't know. I don't know if I want anyone who looks up my special for you to be like, hey, you want to watch? Joe Marco? Did you know. Helps available. That feels no concerning you.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't talk. It's not that big of. I don't even.

[John Marco Ceresi]

It's not that big. But, you know, these algorithms, they're. It's a computer. A computer goes, hey, you said this word.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[John Marco Ceresi]

We gotta add this whole thing now to.

[Tom Griswold]

To find it, do we have to know how to spell John Marcos Oraci, or can we just.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Well, that's why I made sure to do a title that was more monosyllabic. Thief of Joy.

[Tom Griswold]

Thief.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Joy is all you have to put in now.

[Josh Arnold]

That's based on a tattoo that a friend of yours or a fellow actor or somebody has, right?

[John Marco Ceresi]

Yes, he's an actor friend.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[John Marco Ceresi]

He got a tattoo. One line in his arm that says, comparison is the thief of joy. And I'm really thinking about getting the same tattoo, but bigger.

[Shara Lasley]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so brilliant. Now, do you have any tattoos?

[John Marco Ceresi]

Eyes. Why? Actually, I had a tattoo. My first serious girlfriend. I tried winning her back. I got a. Once we broke up, her name was Laura, and I got a tattoo of a cursive L for Laura. And I thought it would impress her. She didn't work. She married someone else. And then every woman I dated after that, I had to tell them about my dead friend Larry.

[Tom Griswold]

Or date women whose name started with an L. That would have solved your problem.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Fortunately, my current girlfriend, it was a T. I looked for it, but we met during COVID There weren't that many options alphabetically.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you had it removed?

[John Marco Ceresi]

You'll have to see the special. Oh, to see what Came of the tattoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[John Marco Ceresi]

What about you? You got any tattoos?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but. But going around the room, we have several.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat and Chick both have them. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a cover up of a name.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Shara, do you have a tattoo?

[John Marco Ceresi]

You have a cover up of a name?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Three letter name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In Pat's case, it looks like a bad bat signal.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not a good cover up. I think it's time to burn that baby off.

[Shara Lasley]

Just make a bigger cover up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Once again, we're speaking with a comedian, John Marco Ceresi. He's got a great new special out there. It's called Thief of Joy, and you can find it on YouTube. You don't have to even spell John Marcosi because you spell it like G, I, A, N, M A R, C, O. It sounds like you're an F1 driver, don't you think?

[Show Announcer]

Sure, sure.

[John Marco Ceresi]

I'll take it. I can't. I can't even drive to begin with, but I'll take it.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't drive.

[John Marco Ceresi]

All the coolness. You want to it. No, I don't. I. We talked about this last time.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. You know. Can you swim?

[John Marco Ceresi]

I can swim.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[John Marco Ceresi]

I. I can swim. Yeah. I'm a pretty decent swimmer.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because you got to be able to.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Have one means of transportation if I can't drive.

[Josh Arnold]

Moving to Venice.

[Tom Griswold]

By way of explaining, a lot of. Of guys that I knew that grew up in the city, in New York, they didn't. There were no. Very few pools they couldn't swim and they couldn't drive.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, swimming handy. Do you remember the guy that just swam around Manhattan with handcuffs on? No. Yes.

[John Marco Ceresi]

Was he in trouble or for fun?

[Tom Griswold]

For a world record?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I'm not sure he didn't drown. And I guess the bugs in the water didn't kill him.

[John Marco Ceresi]

That really limits the kinds of strokes you can do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dog paddle, I think. Are you going to learn. Are you going to learn how to drive?

[John Marco Ceresi]

I don't know. I. Listen, I'm very scared of technology taking over, but I'll tell you, one piece of technology I did like was the self driving cars. That felt good.

[Chick McGee]

Ooh.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your girlfriend drive?

[John Marco Ceresi]

No. We both have licenses, and the fact that we do is an indictment of the license system in America because we should not. We absolutely should not. And she was gonna learn, but she said if I learn and you don't, then I'm gonna be your chauffeur. So we're Kind of at a stalemate of not growing as people because we know the other will exploit it. That's love, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

That is love.

[Chick McGee]

That ain't love.

[Tom Griswold]

John, Marco, do either of you crazy cook?

[John Marco Ceresi]

She's a tremendous cook. I, I, I think, listen, I tried. I, I, listen, I could do an omelette. I can do an omelette, all right. I can feed myself. And at the beginning of, of 2020, you know, I was like, okay, I have all this time, I'm going to learn how to cook. If you didn't use that time to learn the skill, you always thought you were going to, you're never going to. And you just have to accept that as a human being. I know for a fact now, if I had all the time in the world, I would do nothing with it. You know, that changes something in your perspective. But I'm trying to live with what I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I love hack premises. One of my favorite hack premises is when a guy comes out and he goes, yeah, my mother was Italian, my father was Jewish. And then they come out with like, you know, we had spaghetti and matzo balls. I just love those. I love taking those and seeing if I can possibly make them funny. Do you, do you ever do any of those mixed heritage things?

[John Marco Ceresi]

It's no. I feel like when you put in like chat GPT, when people go like chat GPT can write comedy and they put that in, that's the first thing it pulls to. I'm trying to think if I've ever had like, like in the beginning. It's like in the beginning is when I would have had those jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I kind of think the other hack premise is always New York versus la, which is what made me think of it driving versus not driving.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think of this one? I'm, I'm, I'm half Italian and half Jewish. I'm the only Italian person who doesn't offer seconds.

[John Marco Ceresi]

I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[John Marco Ceresi]

I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

The lack of laughter told me, no.

[Tom Griswold]

No, in the room. From you.

[Josh Arnold]

From the room.

[Tom Griswold]

If he had all the time in the world, he wouldn't have left.

[Chick McGee]

We went into analyst mode. I think is very polite man, right?

[John Marco Ceresi]

Yeah, exactly. It was a scientist, they said, I could see that. I could see some people laughing at that. They've never heard a joke before.

[Chick McGee]

They were all a desert.

[John Marco Ceresi]

No, mine were terrible. I'm trying to think. In the beginning, I was like, my name's John Marcos Resi. I sound like, I used to say, I sound like if J.K. rowling had invented an Italian wizard. Or I said Jamarca Cerezi. But I'm. I said a matza pizza. That's what you know. Matza pizza is what they call Italian juice. But I said I'm not really that Italian. So I'm more like a matzo with a little bit of ragu, something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care for it.

[Tom Griswold]

I like them both. Oh, good, good. I really like the first one. J.K. rowling. That's a great joke. I love that. Gian Marco.

[John Marco Ceresi]

I have a breadstick, I go, spicy meatball. I know your speed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Like I said, I love the hack premise stuff. I don't know why. Just taking an old idea and making it new. Gian Marco, what a great pleasure. And it's Thief of Joy. So all you got to do is type that in. You'll end up with a great special something to do this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really wonderful, man.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, are you. Where are you on the road right now? I should ask.

[John Marco Ceresi]

I'm in Rochester, New York.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you are there. Okay. And are you playing tonight?

[John Marco Ceresi]

Playing tonight. Two shows tonight, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome.

[John Marco Ceresi]

I'm hustling two.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever. Anybody stay for both shows after the second one, they go, hey, you know, you told that one story twice.

[John Marco Ceresi]

They do. Sometimes I mix it up enough. I mix it up. But sometimes, you know, the second show and I go, my mom was Jewish and my dad's Italian. They shout out spaghetti and matzo balls. We know, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Congratulations, man.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll see you. I can't wait to watch the special thief of joy, YouTube. Thank you, sir. Thanks for taking the time. We appreciate it. Oh God, that guy's so funny. So good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Happening while you're there.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Cheryl Lassley.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hi, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Been doing homework over here?

[Chick McGee]

Of course you have.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a news story out of North Korea, no co. In which what's his name? Sean.

[Chick McGee]

Sean Puffy Il Jong Kim.

[Tom Griswold]

Kim Jong un has ordered a crackdown on women who undergo breast augmentation. And they call it a symbol of capitalist corruption. In any event, I asked Josh, who used to live in South Korea, if there was a lot of, if you noticed a lot of fake boobs. So this is just by chance. According to this research, breast augmentation per capita is highest in South Korea.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Also Argentina, Brazil, Spain, Germany, in this order, the United States is like an eighth place. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I got a text from someone saying that in his travels, Texas is the capital of breast augmentation in the United States.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So, yeah. So there you go. South Korea. Maybe that's, maybe that's where why Kim Jong Un is so upset because I'm sure he keeps tabs on what's happening down south.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, things like people eating.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't care for that music, Joy, you know. Okay. All right. Now a couple quick reminders. We just talked with Giancarlo Ceres. His, his special is called Thief of Joy. It's already had like a million and a half views in just a week or so. He's in at the Carlson in Rochester, New York, this weekend. Then he's at the Des Moines Funny bow coming up October 31st and November 1st. Then the Ozark Music Festival in Fayetteville, Arkansas, November 23rd, and the Knitting Factory in Boise, Idaho, December 14th. So a lot of great spots to see him. He's extremely funny. It was so nice talking to him. While I'm at it, I'LL remind you that Greg Warren is in Madison, Wisconsin, coming up for a very special event.

[Chick McGee]

What's he going to be doing?

[Tom Griswold]

He's one of my favorite people. He's going to be doing comedy on State just this Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

Stand up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think they. And I think they've added a second show. So check out comedy on State with Greg Warren. He puts on a terrific show and it's a family friendly show, wouldn't you say? And he's got some great specials floating around out there as well. And lastly, Willie G. Starting tonight, Friday and Saturday in Lexington, comedy off Broadway with Greg Hahn. So some great stuff out there. I think we have time. Well, maybe we don't. I was going to say one quick story. I think we don't have time for it. We're just gonna have to.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you go down your your just to hit the high points. Your life story.

[Tom Griswold]

My life story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

High points.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was a very bright star.

[Chick McGee]

In the sky and three guys were tracking you.

[Tom Griswold]

Frankenstein, Murray. Yeah, they were. They were there dressed in robes.

[Chick McGee]

Goldie Hawn.

[Tom Griswold]

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