The BOB & TOM Show - October 20, 2025

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – October 20, 2025

Hosts: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Jeff Oskay

Special Guest: Dave Dugan

Theme: Comedy, real-life stories, listener letters, Halloween, dreams, and current events

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, the BOB & TOM crew celebrates the “spooky season” with classic comedy songs, banter about Halloween decorations, and the oddities of family life. The team dives into listener letters on childhood posters, uncrustables, and capers with Halloween candy, all wrapped in their signature irreverence. Segments cover tech glitches, sports highlights, bizarre news stories (including marijuana volunteers and toad licking), and an in-depth discussion about recurring dreams. Guest comedian Dave Dugan brings his signature dry humor and relatable stories about music, attire, and the pitfalls of adulthood.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Spooky Season, Halloween Antics & Opening Banter

• [01:25] The show opens with a musical parody on pumpkin carving, filled with darkly comedic lines (e.g. “Got to stab me some pumpkin head... the blade’s as sharp as it can be to form a pumpkin head-ectomy...”).
• Ongoing jokes about the horror movie "Pumpkinhead" and the legacy of family Halloween traditions.
• [46:22] Tom describes his elaborate door decor featuring life-sized gold-painted skeletons (“It looks like something Alice Cooper would have on his door”), sparking a group debate about storage and Halloween excess.
• Bob suggests a future animatronic skeleton with a hidden speaker for real-time jokes.

2. Team Check-In & Tech Glitches

• [04:20] Christy returns from the UK; jokes about her Oxford shirt as “student at Hogwarts.”
• Discussion of widespread Internet outages affecting everything from Starbucks to AP news feeds, with mock panic over disrupted digital life.

  Tom Griswold: “If we're here, hello. If we're not here — well, sounds like the Internet is having a case of the Mondays.” [05:20]

3. Family & Listener Letters

• Pat Godwin shares about his daughter’s wedding in Van Wert and being spotted by a listener taking wedding photos ([06:10]).
• Pat’s son’s growth spurt and family genetics spark jokes about DNA testing and suspiciously “great hair.”
• Bob recounts chaperoning his daughter's 16th birthday party, hilariously bemoaning the lack of sleep while teens play Cards Against Humanity ([13:58]).

4. Posters, Nostalgia, and Childhood Rooms

• [10:03] Chat about cherished childhood posters and the universal law that partners will "immediately take all your posters down."
• Christy had the Men’s USA Gymnastics Team, while Bob and others debate the shortness of gymnasts versus the hunk factor.
• Listener “Anita” remembers kissing the lips off her Parker Stevenson poster, sparking jokes about 70s teen idols.

5. Uncrustables Lawsuit & Food Funnies

• [18:24] Listener letters explore a lawsuit over Uncrustables vs. Trader Joe’s PB&J paninis.
• Bob and Tom review the appeal of Uncrustables, frozen PB&J sandwiches.
• A listener proposes making Uncrustables French toast (“I gotta run while I still have both my feet” [25:20]), leading to culinary one-upmanship—bacon, syrup, and alternative fillings.

“There are a few things as satisfying as that first knife-stab into a fresh jar of peanut butter.” – Bob Kevoian [26:43]

• Jokes about “grass-fed crustables” and Tom’s obsession with solar garden lights.

6. Language, Pranks & Name Fun

• Ongoing goofing with suggestive names (Anita Dick, Anita Rights) and reader-submitted puns.
• Extended riff on the “Pfister Hotel” and its Army nickname, “Fisters,” with a side trip into Hallmark-movie-inappropriate wordplay ([39:22]).

7. Sports Highlights & Shohei Ohtani

• [13:09, 89:28] Bob and Tom rant about athlete Shohei Ohtani’s three-home-run, ten-strikeout game: “I’m starting to think he’s AI.”
• Shohei’s performance is called “one of the greatest in baseball,” with speculation he may not actually be human.
• Recap of Blue Jays forcing an ALCS Game 7, the Chiefs shutting out the Raiders, and Gardner Minshew's backup glory.

8. Current Events: Tech, Internet & More

• [53:06] Reports of an Amazon outage causing nationwide tech headaches.
• Jokes about alternative payment methods (“Are you a tapper or inserter?” – supermarket checkout humor [50:39]).
• Listener from Australia checks in with all the Aussie tropes, including koalas with chlamydia.

9. Bizarre News & Marijuana Volunteers

• [30:30, 81:31] Police in Ocean City, MD posted a call for people to get high for impairment training—so many volunteers registered, they had to close sign-ups:

  “Sergeant, there are 75,000 people volunteering.” – Bob Kevoian [82:14]

• Tom wonders if it’s a police “sting” like the movie Sea of Love.

10. Halloween Candy Debates

• [30:47] Debates over giving away candy cigarettes, wax Coke bottles, and the eternal confusion over eating the wax (“They don’t tell you you’re not supposed to eat it.”).
• Listener letters evoke nostalgia over trick-or-treating finds and candy oddities.

11. Recurring & Vivid Dreams – Audience & Team Deep Dive

• [24:04, 101:42, 105:09] In-depth segment about recurring dreams, featured in a recent survey.
  • Top dreams: falling, being chased, back in school/unprepared, flying, mortality, and being unable to find a bathroom.
  • The team shares personal dream quirks:
    • Bob: frequent dreams of being chased through an abandoned school.
    • Christy: same dream, same setting.
    • Josh: dreams of being a guest on The BOB & TOM Show before joining.
  • Surprising lack of sex dreams in the poll; team debates the validity.
  • Comedy interlaces the analysis, e.g. Bob: “My sex dreams were just me looking for a good place to masturbate.”

12. Animal Antics & Letters from Abroad

• [41:07, 41:31] Listeners send photos and stories about traveling with pets (e.g., six miniature pinschers in a truck cab).
• Listener from Iceland writes in requesting the "Ice Cube and Gravy" bit, sparking impressions and cross-cultural comedy.

13. Weird Animal (and Human) Behavior

• Tom quizzes the team with glue vs. eye drops by touch ([61:01]), highlighting packaging mishaps.
• Vivid stories of gym locker room faux pas and the gross misuse of hairdryers.

14. Toad Licking, Drugs & Health Warnings

• [123:37, 125:52] Arizona authorities warn against licking Sonoran Desert toads, which secrete a dangerous but potentially hallucinogenic neurotoxin.
• The show debates why anyone would try this, noting Mike Tyson’s adventures—then reads a joke letter:

  “Yes, I licked a toad. I didn’t get high, but the toad got an erection.” – Reviewer “Linda” [127:28]

15. Louvre Heist – Real-Life Caper!

• [161:23] Recap of a daring daytime theft of Napoleonic jewels from the Louvre, executed in under four minutes with a basket lift and construction vests.
• Christy Lee: “Those jewels are already being cut down and sold—gone forever.”
• Tom: “I say let them keep them. They pulled it off.”

16. Guest: Comedian Dave Dugan

• [119:18] Dave Dugan joins with deep-voiced, self-deprecating wit, discusses his casual style (“black velour jumpsuit”), perilous gigs, owning too many pets, and the perils of getting older.
• Reminisces about seeing 27 Grateful Dead shows, learning concert etiquette (don’t eat the grilled-cheese with “something extra”), and the philosophy of not following instructions.
• Dave’s dry delivery shines in Q&A and fashion debates with Christy Lee.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Pumpkin Carving & Family Fun

  Tom: “Got to stab me some pumpkin head... the family fun activity we all embrace when the leaves are leaving and the moon’s blood red.” [01:25]

• On Spotting Pat Godwin

  “My adopted daughter’s wedding was over the weekend ... the wedding was on Friday, went to courthouse ... took pictures in the park.” – Pat Godwin [06:13]

• On Uncrustables & Culinary Invention

  Listener Derek: “I’m thinking about making one as French toast, and then, of course, covering them with pancake syrup. … I gotta run while I still have both my feet.” [25:20]

• On Using the Gym Locker Room Hairdryer

  Tom: “The gym where I saw a guy with his foot up on the counter using the hairdryer to clean the undercarriage... I don’t know how that works...” [81:03]

• On Precarious Halloween Skeleton Storage

  Tom: “I’d never be able to figure it out—there’d be a foot coming out of his arm...” [47:03]

• On Fisters & Army Terminology

  Bob: “They’re members of the Fire Support Team. F. ... But, again, you’d have to have super balls...” [39:06]

• On Shohei Ohtani's Feats

  “It’s one of the greatest performances in the history of baseball ... I’m starting to think he’s AI.” – Bob Kevoian [13:29]

• On Recurring Nightmares

  Jeff Oskay: “In my dreams, it’s usually a horror character that’s chasing me ... and eventually I turn around and say ‘I’ll help bring you people to kill!’” [106:02]

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Segment Timestamps for Quick Reference

| Segment Description | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------|---------------| | Pumpkin Carving Parody Song | 01:25 | | Tech/Internet Outage & Team Check-In | 04:20–05:31 | | Pat Godwin Spotted at Daughter’s Wedding | 06:13 | | Shohei Ohtani Sports Discussion | 13:09–13:51 | | Posters & Posters Nostalgia | 10:03–12:31 | | Uncrustables Lawsuit/Food Letters | 18:24–26:32 | | Listener Letter: Capri Suns In Trick or Treat| 29:20–29:50 | | Army “Fister” Terminology Letter | 38:54–39:22 | | Halloween Candy Debates | 30:47–31:32 | | Police Marijuana Volunteer Story | 81:31–83:40 | | Dreams & Nightmares Segment | 101:42–113:45 | | Guest Dave Dugan Interview & Deadhead Stories| 119:18–142:45| | Toad Licking Warnings | 123:37–125:52 | | Louvre Jewel Heist News | 161:23–163:30 |

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Tone & Style

Throughout, the show maintains its breezy, slightly chaotic, innuendo-filled style. Hosts continually riff on each other’s stories, pop culture references, and listener contributions. Regular callbacks, fake ad spots, and spontaneous tangents keep the atmosphere light and unpredictable.

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Useful for Listeners Who Missed the Show

• Miss the opening? Catch the musical parody on pumpkin carving and the theme of Halloween excess.
• Miss the sports? Recap of Shohei Ohtani’s historic game, Blue Jays and Chiefs wins, and minor league collectible card drama.
• Want laughs about food? Listen for the Uncrustables lawsuit, French toast inventions, and candy nostalgia.
• Crave weird news? Hear about marijuana impairment training, toad licking, skeleton storage, and the Louvre heist.
• Troubled sleeper? The deep dive on recurring dreams puts all your nightmares into comedic perspective.
• Enjoy a guest? Dave Dugan brings relatable grown-up humor about fashion, music, and Grateful Dead adventures.

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Final Takeaways

This episode exemplifies The BOB & TOM Show’s unique chemistry: rapid-fire banter, intergenerational jokes, creative listener engagement, and the ability to weave absurdity into the mundane. For those who haven’t heard it, the summary captures the episode’s highlights and spirit—spooky season fun, oddball family stories, pop culture riffs, and a touch of philosophical musing on the secrets of adulthood, all delivered with comedic irreverence.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

It'S the Bob and Tom Show Cut.

[Tom Griswold]

That cut that pumpkin face A family.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fun activity we all embrace when the leaves are leaving and the moon's blood.

[Tom Griswold]

Red I got to stab me some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Punkin head the blade's as sharp as it can be to form a pumpkin head ectomy pull the lid and the seeds they cake it I don't think the patient's gonna make it. Cut that cut that pumpkin face the family fun activity we all embrace when the leaves and the moon's blood red.

[Tom Griswold]

Got to stab me some pumpkin head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cleaning a pumpkin ain't no fun. It's one of those things that must be done like checking a bull for prostate knots. You just roll up your sleeve and take off your watch yet and cut Ned Cut that punkin face the family.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun activity we're all embraced when the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Leaves are leaving and the moon's blood.

[Tom Griswold]

Red I got to stab me some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pumpkin head Ooh, puncture you and nostril pierce me an eyeball Ooh, slash you.

[Tom Griswold]

An ear hole Stab me a piehole well cut that smile any way you want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

The teeth are plea for orthodonture the.

[Tom Griswold]

Mouth cut last after the pumpkin's clean.

[Bob Kevoian]

That way you don't hear the pumpkin scream oh, cut that cup that pumpkin face the family fun activity we all embrace when the leaves are leaving and.

[Tom Griswold]

The moon's blood red I got to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stab me some pumpkinhead Got two Stab me as a pumpkinhead. Ooh, that one always spooks me out. If you've ever seen the movie Pumpkinhead, you know he's not one to be trifled with. Oh, it's the Bob and Tom show during spooky season. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Looking like student at Hogwarts today. Yep, I know it says Oxford University. Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a cool shirt. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This is my one souvenir.

[Tom Griswold]

It does have that little school girl look.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it is an Oxford, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man. Chick McGee's on a well earned vacation this week. And a scheduled vacation. That's a rare day. That's a rare thing for him. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a dress or a shirt? I can't this.

[Christy Lee]

It's a shirt. But it's funny you bring that up because look, it's so long.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I could wear it as it.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks kind of like a rugby shirt or a golf shirt, but it's got that logo on it. Yeah, very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very nice. Very nice. Christy, back from a recent trip to the uk. We have some interesting news coming from the UK today. By the way, as we live broadcast this, you may run into some problems this morning. I think most of them have been resolved, but there was a universal F up with the Internet and a whole bunch of apps this morning. So for example, when I got here, the app that lets me into the building didn't work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Nor did Patsk. We were here early.

[Christy Lee]

It's working now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there was. The Associated Press feeds weren't coming. There was a whole bunch of stuff. The Starbucks feeds weren't working. A lot of stuff. But anyway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, now we go. That's what it's about.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's disaster. Well, no, I mean it's. It's a serious news story, so. But I think they're mostly getting resolved. But a lot of different things weren't working that were dependent on the Internet. So if we're here. Hello. If we're not here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, sounds like the Internet is a case of the Monday.

[Christy Lee]

That's the Internet down after Amazon cloud outage, leaving millions unable to use a lot of things.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

So there you go. But apparently some of it's already back, some of it isn't. So that's what's happening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In case you were wondering, we have a Lot to get to today. Got an unusual letter here. Pat, this is for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

For me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It says, this comes to us from Taylor. I am from a very small town in northwestern Ohio. Over the weekend, I was driving past a park. I looked over, and I could swear I saw Pat Godwin taking wedding photos. You did? Do you want. That's amazing that someone's.

[Christy Lee]

That would. That is.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to give this. Can you tell this story is how you're comfortable.

[Bob Kevoian]

My adopted daughter's wedding was over the weekend, and we. We had a celebration on Saturday. The wedding was on Friday. Went to courthouse. Saturday was a nice dinner and pictures in the park. Nice. In Van Wirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was fun. Okay, cool. Well, that's one of your random.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great. How wild is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Spotted you.

[Christy Lee]

That is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you want to spot Pat this coming weekend, I don't think there'll be a wedding, but I do think that on Saturday evening, Pat will be at Mason City Limits in Mason City, Illinois, at the Mason City Limits Comedy Club. That's this Saturday? Yeah. There'll be a marriage of music and comedy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Who else is coming?

[Bob Kevoian]

I set myself up for that one.

[Tom Griswold]

While I'm at it, Patty G. Is going to be in Green Bay at the Meijer Theater with Greg Hahn. Oh, dear God. And Dave Dyer. That'll be a great show. That's coming up November 1st, the Saturday, the day after Halloween. Of course. A few other shows coming up for Patty G. We'll get to those, by the way, including one in Ohio in Youngstown at the famous Funny Farm, Friday and Saturday, November 21st and 22nd.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the road dog is barking again, huh? Yeah, I'm moving, so I got to pay those moving bills. Yeah. Did you happen to see the picture Pat posted of him and his son over the weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

I Actually, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where Pat is being dwarfed. There's no way the. I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

DNA test. That's that first thing I said.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of my family's that tall. He's gigantic.

[Tom Griswold]

The last time I saw him, he was not that tall.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. A year ago, he wasn't that tall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that happened to me when I was. Let's see. When I turned 16, I was 5 3. When I turned 17, I was 6ft.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then one of my. My cousin Mark went from being like, five three to six four. When he. He went away to school and came back. I remember. I remember the doorbell rang. I opened it up and went, oh, dear God. Who's that? It's Franken Mark. Well, Jimmy's cousin is a year older, and he's. He's 6 4, so.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so you got to find out who this guy is. It's supplying all this sperm for your family. I know what's going on. Also, Jimmy has a great head of hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beautiful head of hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. His mother's color, too. Like a mousy brown. Again, annoying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We keep DNA tests. We keep DNA tests here in the building. We're trying to keep everyone else in the staff from reproducing. Well, if you want to reach us, we love reading your letters, especially first thing. We can be reached. Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom coming up, we have tons of news. Some unusual news in the world of marijuana. I'll just give you kind of a preci. Of the story. Police in a certain spot asked for volunteers to smoke weed. For some. For. They're trying to come up. I guess they've never come up with a proper test for when they pull people over. I know they were trying some stuff in Canada. I don't know, maybe there's some cops out there that know. But they're trying to come up with a. An impairment training thing, and so they asked for marijuana volunteers. We'll find out what happened. I think you can guess. We've been talking a lot about posters lately on the show. I am a big fan. We have posters all over this building, much to the dismay of Chick and many others. But we all talked about the posters we had in our rooms, especially when we were younger, because as you become an adult and if you're heterosexual and there's a woman in your life, she will immediately take all your posters down and put up whatever that generic stuff is they see in magazines. But posters are cool. But I forget. We decided. What? When you're 30, you have to frame them. You can't just stick them up there. But when you're a teenager, we all had cool stuff in our. What was the one in your room, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I had the men's USA Gymnastics team on my wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Short men? For the most part.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Muscular, sweaty.

[Tom Griswold]

Those gymnasts are all tiny.

[Christy Lee]

Not all of them. Well, the men.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're on a poster.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of hard to tell how tall they are, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'm saying. Have you ever met a gymnast? They're all miniature people. They are. It's a matter of physics. I don't need to go into it. It'd be too complicated for you guys to understand, according to Anita. I love that Name? Anita.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anita Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Anita. I need a man.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Anita rights. For the last time, Anita writes. Me and my older sister had to share a room. She had a poster of Parker Stevenson and Sean Cassidy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Parker Stevenson.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Hardy Boys.

[Christy Lee]

He was cute back then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he right? Is he no longer a handsome man?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I haven't seen him in a while. What's. Is he still.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got to be doing something.

[Tom Griswold]

Good actor, decent guy. Really handsome kid.

[Christy Lee]

He goes, oh, wow, he does look good.

[Tom Griswold]

We would practice kissing on them. My sister got really mad because I kissed the lips off of Parker. She to this day does not let me live it down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, I'm mad. I was wrong. Anita Dild.

[Christy Lee]

Parker. 73. He looks good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, but Harrison Ford.

[Christy Lee]

Look. You know, the gray.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have Bobby Sherman or any of the Sherman?

[Christy Lee]

I had Davy Jones. My sister had Barry Manilow. I'll never forget that.

[Tom Griswold]

No wonder that paid off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, even the poster didn't kiss back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We lived in a trailer with a nice fake paneling, so you couldn't. My mother was very picky. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't use the double stick tape.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because it would rip the. Sure. It ripped the paneling off the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, I'm very handy and I Actually, my room, I. I paneled it in walnut paneling on two walls. And the other two, real burlap. Natural bur. Whatever you call it. Like the wheat color burlap.

[Christy Lee]

Want to live in the woods? What the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

I had an amazing taste. Even though then.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he wanted to live at a ski lodge.

[Tom Griswold]

But I could pin stuff to the burlap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I had lots of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Jefferson Airplane, the Beatles. Cool stuff.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't cool. I was a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, we all were. I wish I had that. Some of those posters. The Beatles one was a Life magazine cover in Spanish. Los Beatles.

[Christy Lee]

I get that on ebay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Los Biatlays.

[Tom Griswold]

I looked for that Jefferson Airplane when I couldn't find it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I did find the fisap a crappa though, as I pointed out. I'm trying to find someone will sell it to me for less than 42 bucks. I'm not gonna go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It is now. Coming up. What have you got in the world of sports over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, lots of stuff. Are we gonna talk? We gotta talk. Shohei Otani. Yeah, I don't have that over here.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't you tell us.

[Tom Griswold]

Friday, Josh will do three homers and he. And he pitched what, like 10, 10 strikeouts, a two hitter or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Insane. And yeah, he hit one out of the park.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of the greatest performances in the history of baseball.

[Bob Kevoian]

And hit home runs. Three home runs. It was. It was insane. I'm starting to think he's AI. Yeah. And they were incredible home runs. Not just right one went out. Yeah. Like Babe Ruth style. I was. I was up at a lake house all weekend, away from TV and surrounded by. Oh, it's no good for you.

[Christy Lee]

But yeah, surrounded by tea.

[Tom Griswold]

Make this clear. Wait a minute now. You weren't. It wasn't Bizarre orgy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're right. My daughter's sweet 16th birthday was over this weekend and she. You're saying that wasn't some bizarre orgy, Was it?

[Tom Griswold]

But there were boys there. And girls.

[Bob Kevoian]

There were boys and girls. It was a co ed party. They were up till four in the morning playing cards against humanity. And that's fun. Yeah, but you had to stay the dad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Chaperone.

[Tom Griswold]

You had a referee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'm like you. Wait, I've got to stay up till you're all in the rooms you're supposed to be in. I ain't going to bed early.

[Tom Griswold]

Why'd you have the boys upstairs, the girls downstairs?

[Bob Kevoian]

Girls upstairs, boys downstairs. I slept on the stairs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. Good move.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we got that down.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lees at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Oskar sitting in over there at the prize pick sports desk. That's right. I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Ace Cosby's there. Hey, Josh. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, what's happening? We got a lot going on over here. Let's get into it. The letters, were they passed around the building or do I?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we've got. We've got some. Yeah. Lister letters today.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

No better. No better present in the fall than having a nice case of steaks arrive at your house ready to. Ready to get going with them. But what have you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

You got a letter over there. Yes. Hello, foodie friends. We've been talking uncrustables a little bit recently. There's a lawsuit. Smuckers isn't too happy with how Trader Joe's has made and packaged. They're. What should we call them? Peanut butter and jelly paninis.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've tried them both?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I am. To me, the flavor is quite different. Lacking. Yeah, the Trader Joe's tastes exactly like you would think a Trader Joe's peanut butter and jelly would taste. Not as fake preservatives are delicious. Come to find out, the smartest people have nailed it.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're not familiar, the uncrustable is a round PB and J that comes frozen, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Yes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm doing this. Christy, you're rolling your eyes. Not everyone knows everything, you know. I've already had people asking me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Did you just say that? I can't believe your tongue didn't jump out and run down the hall.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to set this up for people. I had never heard of uncrustables until last year when we had a story.

[Christy Lee]

About the NFL, which is shocking to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's not.

[Christy Lee]

You have children.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but. But I just found out too. Eating uncrustables. Well, that's true.

[Christy Lee]

They're not allowed to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, unless they can. Unless they can grow them in the backyard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Grass fed crustables.

[Tom Griswold]

Chemical free. Yeah, grass fed. Are these free range uncrustables?

[Bob Kevoian]

If I find out there's an uncrustable bush out there, I. My gosh, you'll become a flatten a lot of them. I. I will have a brown and purple thumb.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait till you hear why. I've got. My hands are somewhat dirty right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to know. We have to find out now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you gotta tell us that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What have you been planting and why aren't they about.

[Tom Griswold]

Less than an hour ago, I was over at Willie's house out front in the dark.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shoving four lights into the ground to light up his House. Not that it needed it, but I bought. I bought these. Have you seen these things? They're like on a foot long stick and they've got a solar panel on top. You shove them in the ground and then they charge during the day and then they give off light.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you mean a solar light.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not everybody has heard about what you've heard about. Oh, my bad, my bad.

[Tom Griswold]

So over the weekend, we set up this thing on my front door.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a. Oh, that thing's cool, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's got like 12 giant skeletons on it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. But leave it to you to paint them gold.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have you know Amy did that. My assistant.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. Under the direction of Tom. Right.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, very nice. But when I.

[Tom Griswold]

At night, I thought they weren't visible enough, so I went out and I bought. I bought these four. They're like garden lights and you can change the colors. So I set them up last night. Oh, cool. That didn't go over real well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, it's Halloween. You gotta. You look again. One of these dinners, you need to stand up, throw a plate and yell. How about a little laughing? Respect.

[Tom Griswold]

So spaghetti in the wall.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bought it.

[Tom Griswold]

So I had had to. I thought, what am I gonna do with these things? And then I just realized driving in. Well, I'll just go over to Willie's house and stick them over there. They look. Yeah, they look really cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was gonna yell at you over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Y.

[Bob Kevoian]

You sent a text. You sent a photo to some of us of the skeleton thing. Do you have me set up? This has never happened to me before. I couldn't reply. It would not let me reply to your text. And so then I was like, oh, something's wrong. Glitchy with my text. So I went and I looked at another text. I could reply to every other text I had in there except yours. And then I even reset the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I didn't know. But if I have done that, that's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

And apparently I'm not even on the list to be texted.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone knew you were out of Wheel. Someone. Someone needs to tell me how to do that in the future.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thomas figured out how to block me from responding because I wanted to respond. Yeah, I wanted to respond how cool looked again.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a. It's a huge upside down.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Christy Lee]

Can we post that or.

[Tom Griswold]

I suppose. Yeah, it'd be fine. It's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a cool thing. Yeah, but I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

All this electronic stuff's going crazy. I Think I might have told you this. I plugged. I have a, like an eight foot cord. Plugs into the wall, plugs into my phone at night. So when I wake up, my phone is charged. Thursday, Thursday, like Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, I plugged in my phone. I wake up and it's gone from whatever it was. It was like at 30 out of 100, it's gone to 3. So it's reverse charging. So I don't know what's going on.

[Christy Lee]

Got a bad cord there.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what it is. I've swapped it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a new phone, right?

[Tom Griswold]

It's brand new.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Battery shouldn't be the issue.

[Tom Griswold]

But why would it be going with plugged in? Why would it go wrong cord or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it off brand? That's a good. That's the, that's the question. Because they die after a couple months.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought. I've got the, you know, $30 metal cord that's, you know, designed that you can tie up a burglar at the same time as you charge.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's 30 bucks. It's not the apple cord, especially the eight footer. Yeah, it cost you about $470.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is the, this is the one that's. It's chew proof. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Because I like to chew on them.

[Tom Griswold]

They chew?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. You sleep chew. It's you, isn't it? By the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a list of. Of the most common dreams. Did I print that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you did.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I am shocked.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many of them would you say you have, percentage wise?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

@ the most, out of their.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

There's a bunch of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

But the most significant. Well, you'll see there's something I'm skeptical of when I read this list.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I often dream of uncrustables. Back to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no, it was all good. The, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich that's frozen that you. We, some of us here have learned to put just right in the toaster.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a picture of one crust. And you make the point that it looks like a panini that kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it's crimped on the side, on the edges.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a. Is there. Didn't someone has an uncrustable home kit?

[Christy Lee]

I do. Pampered Chef makes a little crimper thing. I could bring it in.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you can also make like ham and cheese.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I use it for a lot of things.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. Okay. But. And there is a lawsuit. But what does our letter say?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Derek is going to give this a shot. All right. He says, I'm thinking about taking. This is very, very fatty. Fat, Fat, fat, fat. And he admits it. I'm thinking about taking some uncrustables and using them to make French toast. And then, of course, covering them with pancake syrup. Sounds amazing. He says, I gotta run while I still have both my feet.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute. So he would take.

[Bob Kevoian]

He would probably just take an uncrustable, dip it in the egg wash. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so would he cook it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Toaster, I mean.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

He would.

[Bob Kevoian]

On the griddle or.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you cook it on crustables? Are they microwaved?

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't supposed to just set them out.

[Christy Lee]

The great thing is your kids lunch, and by lunchtime, they're thawed out and ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're perfect. But I just take one frozen, put it into a toaster, and then it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're amazing. Yeah, but you wouldn't want to put a frozen one on a frying pan. It would still be cold in the middle. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he's gonna thaw them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This sounds delicious, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah. Let's not lose sight of that. That's the idea. This could be.

[Tom Griswold]

What would be really gonna be too much?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's always a lot of. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about adding bacon? Make do a homemade uncrustable with peanut butter and bacon, which is a great combination. Make that into French toast, then put syrup on it. That's a healthier way to do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You got to get that jelly out of there and replace it with. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See what I'm doing here? I'm putting some protein in there. Get rid of the jelly. I'm not anti jelly, by the way. I'm a big fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Big fan. Well, we'll see how the uncrustable lawsuit.

[Christy Lee]

Tried fig spread and peanut butter. Since you're such a fig guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I have not.

[Christy Lee]

I love the fig spread.

[Tom Griswold]

What about maple syrup and peanut butter?

[Bob Kevoian]

You have that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I love that as a kid. Yeah. Yeah. Peanut butter kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are a few things as satisfying as that. First knife. Knife. Stab into a fresh jar of peanut butter. My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. There is kind of a Hyman esque feel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Does it go directly into my mouth? Yes. You were talking about syrup. Did anyone else have a kid at your school that just smelled like syrup all day? I feel like when I eat syrup, I can smell it two hours later. I would sometimes put syrup on my wrists to mask the smell of me having wet the bed the night before.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was vanilla extract in the poor kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we've traveled down an odd road, haven't we?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I have a letter from Iceland. No, you don't. I do, and I believe it is from Iceland because it's. His name has a bunch of those dots above the. Yeah, I believe his name is Johan, maybe. How does it spell it? J, O with some stuff above it. H, A, N, N. That's probably your.

[Tom Griswold]

Your basic Johan. You've got the sideways. What is that thing called? Is that officially an umlaut?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The sideways colon or the sideways colon. Sideways colon. Sounds like a sex move in prison. It's tighter that way.

[Bob Kevoian]

I call that lazy doggy, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Lazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you for keeping my ears calm at work. But you have to make Josh do ice cube and gravy every day. Love from Iceland. Can we get a little gravy at least? It's cats out there this big. That's beauce calling me big like that just because I eat sweet potatoes in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. That's. That's Josh's cat. I got a letter here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Biscuit does not care for the sweet potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Yeah, just gravy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gravy loves them. He loves them. And she's gained 8 ounces, so I may have to back off a little bit on the.

[Tom Griswold]

They are caloric. So you wear in a stamp machine?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes. She recently got. She had a spa day. She had her nails done and her anal glands expressed. Cats have those too? Oh, yeah. And they're just as odiferous.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, in a way. We express our anal glands orally here on the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

We sure do.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone was talking last week on the show about how much they enjoyed when they would trick or treat. Someone would give out Capri Suns.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the little metal metallic bag things. This comes to us from Kyle. You were talking about Caprice on the kids drink. You mentioned them squirting or spilling when you open them. There's an art to getting that. You have to poke that straw through.

[Bob Kevoian]

Otherwise old Jed's a millionaire, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It squirts if you just hold it from the top edge. It's not that hard, but accidents happen. You just. Because you cannot squeeze it while trying to get right. You have to grab from the top edge.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it say that on there?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's. I have the same cold common sense that I use Sometimes that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Fuse Kyle from Oakdale, California, writes, try putting your thumb over the top of the straw and holding the pouch by the top sealed area before you insert the straw. So, Jeffrey, you got it down?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. You figure it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, at my house, remember I said I was gonna give away candy cigarettes?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Nick, that's not gonna happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can come to my house and do it. No rules over my boys night at Josh's. Yeah, speaking.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, is your safe house.

[Tom Griswold]

The way things are going, Josh, I may need a spare room.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got it. Speaking of candy cigarettes, Jamie from Niles, Ohio, longtime listener, bought my mom's house. When she passed it, in the kitchen drawer, I found an unopened pack of candy cigarettes. Lmao. Love the show. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was just asking if they still made them and they do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think I can still pass out the. The wax mini bottles that look like Cokes that I loved when I was a kid, because the only time I would ever get them, I don't even know where they sold them. But they would. Someone would always have them for trick or treating. And you'd bite off the top and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As I mentioned, they're full of sugar. Well, I believe Enrico Fermi, while working on the bomb, develop form of sugar that's actually sweeter than sugar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Somehow. Yeah, it's. It's. They're wonderful. Now, you guys said you chewed. You'd swallow the wax.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I didn't know. You didn't know what? I didn't know for the first time. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They don't tell you you're not supposed to eat it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I assumed you just ate it.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They suck, apparently. It's good for the.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, the digestive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, slides right through.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's wax.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's got a letter before we take a break? Anybody else? You got one, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, then I guess I'll have to read this one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I'd like you to know that. Oh, I can't read that one. Sorry. Never mind. This one. I love when that happened. This one I'm going to save because it is. It's. Well, first of all, it's from Corpus Christi, Texas. Oh, this involves the military and the term we've been talking about a little bit on the air recently. Sing about it, won't you, Mr. Fister.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what is going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

The term fister or the term Pfister.

[Tom Griswold]

Is legitimately used in the American armed forces.

[Christy Lee]

For what?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm going to have to tell you in a minute, okay. Because the clock is a ticket and Christy Lee is going to be taking a test right now. Sorry, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

That's okay. I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking a lot about something called an annuity. What are annuities? Well, it's a way to keep getting paid when you retire and there are a lot of questions about it. I never even heard of them and then I was hearing about them from the Silac Insurance Company, so I thought we would do the Christy Lee three three questions from our audience. These are also found in the Silac Insurance Companies FAQ Frequently Asked Questions log says, Dear Christy Lee, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. What is the Silac address, the Silac website, etc.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's an easy one. It's silacins.com that's silac. S I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

I think about question two. I love the idea of getting a staggering a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where do I learn about that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's easy, too. All you have to do is go to silacins.com and then click on the and Tom logo and it'll give you all the information.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Very good. Dear Christy Lee, would it be too much to ask if you could read the Silac disclaimer?

[Christy Lee]

Be happy to. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we're going to find out about Mr. Fool, Mr. Mr. Pfister from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch any part of the show you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

For cash and more.

[Tom Griswold]

Paying for subject to terms and approval.

[Bob Kevoian]

PayPal Inc. And MLS 910457. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hello. Looking adorable in her Oxford University rugby shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fresh off a wonderful wedding weekend. How nice. Yes. Jeff Osk over there. Hey, man. He hosted a slumber party for his daughter's birthday over the weekend at the lake house. I'm sure that was loud. I'm Josh Arnold. There is Ace Cosby. I watch football this weekend. Nice, dude. Like much of America, I would imagine. And there he is, the one, the only Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Clarify when you say Pat had a wedding over the weekend. It wasn't his?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope. Oh, okay. Yeah, I didn't realize that needed clarification.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think it did. I think many people thought, oh, dear God. Who's this poor woman? What are you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have quite a trap, and I can't help but notice you have a ukulele next to you there. Yeah, I brought all my guitars down here and my ukulele just in case. Yeah, yeah. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready to go in case you want to get fired. We love the ukulele for certain songs. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are we gonna have a Hawaiian song today?

[Bob Kevoian]

It is a Hawaiian themed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. A little uke goes a long way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's what the song's about five years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for.

[Christy Lee]

Do you want to play it now?

[Tom Griswold]

You want me to play it now? Tom. Yeah. Do you have a styptic pencil?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

A what?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you know what that is?

[Bob Kevoian]

A styptic pencil.

[Tom Griswold]

You know when you cut yourself shaving a styptic pencil, it's like this. It looks like a piece of chalk, but it stops the bleeding. My ear is bleeding. Where? I had it operated on a few weeks ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

The last person used a styptic pencil was Hugh Beaumont.

[Tom Griswold]

From Leave it to Beaver.

[Bob Kevoian]

The father from Leave it to Beaver. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Christy, do you have one at your house?

[Christy Lee]

No, not that I know. I don't know. My husband might have one.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just do the toilet paper tear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think you look ridiculous. A styptic pencil. It kind of puts a little. You can sort of see a little dry spot for a while, but I don't know. In the meantime, I'm holding up a glass in my ear. No, they don't sting.

[Christy Lee]

You're holding up a glass to your. What'd you say?

[Tom Griswold]

Glasses? Cleaner. One of those wipes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's kind of. I don't think that's what you're supposed to use at all.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the closest thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chemicals and stuff. Look. Chemicals.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now are we gonna. Before we get to Pat's song, we promised we would read this letter because this is an educational program.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes. That's all. That's. That's our main goal.

[Tom Griswold]

We're trying to teach young people how not to behave. But the old folks, they know where we're coming from. They've been down the block with us.

[Bob Kevoian]

They love you. Say the old folks.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we had a news story last week, as I recall. I'm just doing this from memory. There is a hotel in. Where was it? Was it in Green Bay?

[Bob Kevoian]

Down in New Orleans. Oh, Rwandan. Called them Milwaukee.

[Christy Lee]

Milwaukee Haunted Hotel.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. Yeah, the Haunted Hotel. And it's called the Pfister Hotel. But someone has written and said. No, it's pronounced Feaster. Yeah, but it's spelled Pfister.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we're going Fister all day long.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, yeah, boy. Fister all day long. That's a movie. Oh, geez. That is. You talk about a styptic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank goodness for that intermission, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

You need a. You need more than a styptic pencil to stop that kind of bleeding. Let's see, this comes to us from JB in Corpus Christi, Texas. He goes. Pfister is the nickname for a US Army 13 fold joint fire support specialist. They are forward observers who serve as the eyes and ears of artillery, mortars, and close air support, coordinating indirect fire and targeting enemy positions. In other words, these guys and ladies are way there up front. This is super dangerous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they called. I wonder if they're called that because they're the first. I mean, they get in there, they penetrate that area. You know what I'm saying?

[Tom Griswold]

But it's all. Yeah. He goes. They're also known as fisters because they're members of Fire Support Team F. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, you'd have to have super balls or whatever the ladies have in that category to do that because you make the wrong call. Oops, I forgot we were going with meters. Incoming. So they are. They're known as fisters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

As. And that's why we, in their honor, will play this Mr. F.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we're gonna have to make a Mrs. Fister, too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that all the men and women.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is Mrs. Pfister the Fister or the fistee?

[Christy Lee]

Depends.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah. Suggests. That's the fister. Right. It's not Mrs. Fisty.

[Tom Griswold]

Mrs. Fiste.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like we do a bit called.

[Tom Griswold]

The sequel to Mrs. Lee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No, that sounds like an adverb.

[Tom Griswold]

We're getting a very strong.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. He entered me fistily.

[Tom Griswold]

That will not be a Hallmark movie.

[Christy Lee]

Please save us, Pat. Please help me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's your.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a ukulele in Waikiki. My wife says I play it too frequently on the beach in the room. All she has to say is, a little ukulele goes a long, long way. But a little ukulele is fun to play. I pick it up each and every day. I'm not that good. So my wife will say, a little ukulele goes a long, long way. I strum it in the morning and I pick it at night even though I can't get the fingering right. Then my wife got up, took my ukulele, and went out to the hotel balcony. You know, a little ukulele goes a long, long way from the 14th floor to the Mauna Loa Bay.

[Tom Griswold]

My wife's got quite an arm.

[Bob Kevoian]

All I have have to say is a little ukulele goes a long, long way. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat is playing the. The ukulele the exact same as playing a guitar. Just you have to have your hands closer together. It's the same four strings. A guitar has six strings, so you gotta rearrange chords and stuff. Oh, okay. Gotcha. I was just curious. No one else wondered. And it's a different tuning. It's up a little higher. All right. But it's the same, so. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, not even close. Yeah, so the fingering is different. So we've gone from fisting to fingering.

[Bob Kevoian]

The truth is, it's very close.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were talking. We've been talking for a couple weeks, and this is a great thing. We just love celebrating the pets that travel with our trucker friends. We've seen some great photos and heard some great stories. All kinds of pets. Not just dogs and cats, but lizards and snakes and all these things. Well, this gentleman, or woman, it doesn't say, writes in, says, I travel with 6min pins all the time over the road. And they sent a picture in of these six miniature pinchers. Oh, my goodness. Who live in the cab of that truck.

[Christy Lee]

They're so cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Is that one a puppy? That little teeny, teeny one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they're all just min pins.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but the one on the left on the bottom is half the size of the rest of them. That's like a min. Min pin.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is. Maybe just the. The runt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those are. Those at least the ones I've always encountered were really friendly and fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Normally, I don't like those. Singularly. Is that how you say that word? Yeah, but six together. Adorable. Yeah, I love it. Yes. I'm on board. Very cute.

[Christy Lee]

Very.

[Tom Griswold]

My friend pj. Not PJ our guy, but PJ the cop has. I forget now if he's got six or seven Chihuahuas. Oh, they're great. But I think it's the same principle when you've got enough of them. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It makes it fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's like miniature clowns. One clown scary and weird. Six little guy clowns.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what you call a group of mini pins now?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

A duck pin. Are you guys familiar with.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Like duck pin. Bowling.

[Christy Lee]

Bowling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Since they're miniature pins.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a Simon and Garfunkel moment. The sounds of silence.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some of these are going to go over your head. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some of these are apparently far too clever. The mongrels that inhabit the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

We love fister jokes. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's a joke, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you don't joke around about fisting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the first rule of fist club.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from. From Coach. Coach writes. Any of you ever get into the frozen candy bar thing? I remember when frozen stickers were a big thing. I was around 10. I broke my teeth trying to take a bite. Totally not worth it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That chick is into those.

[Tom Griswold]

So delicious. Thank you. From the Louisville Swim and Dive Program. Okay. Well, thank you, Coach. We certainly appreciate it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they paying? You can't just say that without them paying. The Louisville Swim and Dive Program now owes us, like, 20 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll donate it to the cause. Coming up, we have. If you want to volunteer to smoke pot for the cops, it's happening out there. Plus, we have other delightful things in the news, including flying cars and live jazz. Yeah, not for people. And stone tools in the news may have been used by one of our relatives millions of years ago. We're excited about that. Also, comedian Dave dugan from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Grainger knows that if you're a school custodian, cleanliness is your top priority. That's why you can rely on Grainger.

[Tom Griswold]

For a range of cleaning products and.

[Christy Lee]

From disinfectants to floor scrubbers. Granger for the ones who get it done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hope you're having a great day. We sure are. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hello. Pat Godwin's across the way. Hey, Josh. He just regaled us with a little ukulele that goes a long, long way. Jeff Oskay over there at the prize pick sports desk. That's right. Chick Magee on vacation this whole week. Enjoying himself. He didn't tell us where. Did you guys notice? He didn't tell us where he's going.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

He legitimately would not tell us. So wherever you are, Trickster, hope you're living it up. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the phrase living it up.

[Christy Lee]

Living it up.

[Tom Griswold]

That great. Living it up. Now we have a bunch of stuff to get to. We did post pictures of my front door in which the full size skeletons are dangling from a special apparatus that was installed. And you can see there's a close up of one of the skeletons. They're very scary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very.

[Tom Griswold]

They are painted gold.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks cool. Yeah, looks like something that'd be on like Alice Cooper's door.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd like to. One of my neighbors has what must be a 60 foot tall skeleton in her yard. I've seen the ones that. They're coming halfway out of the ground.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are pretty funny, but yeah, this is a full skeleton.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All the way to the feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. What do you do with that when Halloween's over?

[Bob Kevoian]

They. They come apart.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. A lot of them come apart.

[Tom Griswold]

You got them.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just store them.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's got to be a nightmare.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it must be a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I would never be able to figure it out. There'd be like a foot coming out of his arm.

[Christy Lee]

But you don't know where an arm Is a foot go.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. No, but I mean, I, I. All those pieces and. No that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would your neighbors have. Have people?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No joke. They probably have storage lots they don't have.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know. I don't know where I'm going to put all these guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your people will figure it out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, those little skeletons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little?

[Tom Griswold]

They're not little. These are full size skeletons. What do you think they're. Look at my door.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they.

[Tom Griswold]

My door isn't three feet. No, they're separately. They're.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They're hanging there through the magic of.

[Christy Lee]

Their idea to paint them gold.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I had nothing to do with any of this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing to do with any of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I may have pitched in a little bit with some ideas that were rejected.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do they. How do your girls like them?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they love them. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Would you spray paint them? Huh? Yeah, they're spray painted.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have an idea for next year.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

One of them. You. You make it so that you can speak through its mouth. So. Welcome. Are you ready for trick or treating?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice. Have a guy there and roast the roast.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'll be you inside and you can just. What do we got here? Yeah. Nice shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if they. I don't know if they still have it, but at Disney World. The thing with the fish. What's that? Is it. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have a Nemo one. They used to have like a Bug's Life one. They're great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The one turtle.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a turtle.

[Tom Griswold]

The Nemo that acts. You can ask questions.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. I mean, I don't want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a live person.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a live turtle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, sure. Yeah. Yeah, you're exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. That's really cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's really fun.

[Tom Griswold]

But that would be fun. Instead of having some AI thing, you just have someone hiding somewhere. It comes up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a pirate or a ghost?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but it's Tom, so he'd be going Batman. More like fat man. That's good. Needs to lay off the chunkies.

[Tom Griswold]

Give this kid a carrot. We have. We have more letters. Hello from Australia. Today must be international letter day.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

We already had Iceland. Let's see. This is from Craig. Oh, wait a minute. Craig must be a cousin of yours, Josh. His last name is Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Craig. I miss you, cuz.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I too am half fat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not being mean here. This. He wrote that you're not oh, sure, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's going to kind of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the day when you were a little. Little stockier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm still stocky. But no, my legs are that of a thin man. Gorgeous legs, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, his ankles are to die for.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not Russell Crowe.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not Russell Crowe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know that. I'm Russell Crow Fat. How big has he gotten? Oh, 220. Oh, no, I'm waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

I know he's big. He. Russell, last picture I saw him on me was huge. Let's see now. He goes toilet water still spinning counterclockwise here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

My trees in my yard are full of chlamydia ridden koalas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure, sure. All the Australian tropes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now you guys were talking about tappers and inserters in reference to paying for things. Okay, now the cards. Yeah. And over the weekend I was at a coffee place and my card, one of my cards will not. It will not work on about half the machines or more when you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

To tap it or I'm going to tap it. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And the lady said, yeah, that. That particular type of card doesn't work on this very often. So I. You have to insert. Now, are you a tapper or an inserter?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm very much an inserter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I do get a certain kick out of inserting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do, I do. Sir, please just leave the card in. Don't slide it in and out. You've been approved for 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop inserting. Josh. Josh writes for Josh. Craig in Australia writes. My question for Josh is, are you a thorough and generous inserter?

[Bob Kevoian]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes and he goes. My guess is yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do my best to bottom out. I want to feel that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you say, do you like that, baby doll?

[Bob Kevoian]

Every time you put it in? No, I say, you like that, Don like. I don't ask. I tell them that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, I understand recently you were doing it in the. And the readout said, is it in yet?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Well, I am Irish, maybe short, but it's thin.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, P.S. i'll bet time is a rapid and selfish tapper. Actually, no, I don't. I've. I always insert because it just doesn't work often enough. Yeah, no, it's one of those metal cards. Yeah, I want to. I hate this. That thing.

[Christy Lee]

And I asked for plastic when I got my new one and they still sent me a metal one.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently you can get a plastic one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you have to ask.

[Tom Griswold]

But you have to give up your metal one for the duration of the delivery.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you shred those? How do you get rid of a metal one?

[Tom Griswold]

You send it back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you do?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, cuz I didn't get one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I. I got a metal again.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I'm saying. How do you get rid of those?

[Christy Lee]

Can't cut them up, can you?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure you can get a Sawzall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Acetylene torch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just try not to. Don't hold it in your hand. You don't want to slice off your wrist. You can reach us bob and tomobandtom.com. we'd love to hear from you. What posters did you have on your walls when you were a kid?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have one.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you kiss away Parker Stevenson's lips like we learned earlier?

[Christy Lee]

No, but Susan from the Indianapolis Lafayette area says I had Mark Spitz in a swimsuit and nine gold medals. I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very famous.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you, Susan. That was hot.

[Tom Griswold]

That was also very hot in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gay community, I imagine.

[Christy Lee]

So he was wearing a little Speedo.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. That comes from Mark himself. He was in here, Right. Very nice guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he was kissing you and he said, I'm very big in the gay community.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We mentioned this earlier. There was a big Internet outage overnight. This guy is in. Jerry writes, our facility's been down for four hours.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hours.

[Tom Griswold]

So I guess that whatever it was is coming. It's making a comeback now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is. It was an Amazon outage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't call it a comeback.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, did you ever practice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was 2% body fat. Oh my gosh. That guy has my dad's current mustache.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Still has. That was hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a very gay mustache look, though. That was. That was very 70s gay.

[Christy Lee]

Was gay in this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'm saying that particular look.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

He may as well have gone by Mark Swallows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do know someone whose last name legitimately is Swallows. I'm totally the S at the end. Yeah. I'm sorry, you were asking me something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever practice kissing? As we had. We had a letter. Writers say her and her sister.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy just went right at it. Yeah. Like, did you practice on your. The back of your hand or a pillow? Did you ever try that? I gave. I gave myself an accidental hickey on my arm one time.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, that's how you think kissing went?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep. I wasn't very good at it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These days you can probably go on YouTube and there's probably someone giving lessons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course, I hope it's 58 year old man.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's how you kiss.

[Bob Kevoian]

You put your lips together.

[Tom Griswold]

The great thing about YouTube is it really does show you the diversification of culture. I had to find out something about an English automobile.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I thought. I figured it was a really complicated story. I won't go into it, but thank you. The guy that did it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, y'. All.

[Tom Griswold]

He was standing at a junkyard somewhere in Kentucky, and he knew exactly what to do. A really complicated maneuver. So you never know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You never know who's gonna be out there telling you how to fix something. But there's probably the kissing thing. Who knows? What would you like? How would you. If you were gonna watch how to kiss on YouTube, who would you want? Would you want a couple? Would you want a solo?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I want a woman saying, this is how we like to be kissed for the most part. Because every woman's different, but.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'd want a deus of six women saying, this is how I like it. Well, I kind of like it like this.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you go down the line.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a big tongue kisser?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, geez, choke me with it. Yeah, Very sexy. Kissing's very important.

[Christy Lee]

Kissing is important. Have you ever broken up with somebody because they couldn't kiss?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want a girl to try to lick my heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever encounter the open mouther? The. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Where were we? What's coming up in the news? Christy Lee, give me a couple of teasers.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have jazz in the news. We have a cat in the news for you, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a jazz cat? Man, I like meow.

[Christy Lee]

And what age do you think people hit their functional peak?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is not sexual. This is. No, this is with respect to being able to do things.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think for me, it's later.

[Tom Griswold]

Much later.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm gonna say, like 28. Physical function. Way later.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a brain thing for males, and I think that number is 28, where you start realizing your mortality, supposedly. Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they were talking about race car drivers, hit that age and suddenly go, wait a minute, is this more. I gotta hit that wall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this a physical or more mental. All right, we'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of both.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of. Yeah. Cognitive abilities.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we got a couple of other interesting things coming up, including the ability to pronounce Australopithecus.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you nailed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't it sound like Sylvester the cat Australopithecus.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Main automatically from anywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the.

[Christy Lee]

The only thing on your mind is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Having nothing on your mind. Moen, etc. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lees at the Silac Insurance Company news desk present Pat Godwin's at the music. What do we want to call it? It's not a music desk area. Yeah, man, there's Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? That's the best you could come up with?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's early.

[Tom Griswold]

The music area.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gallery or the music room pit.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the lab there behind me. This would be the.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, orchestra isn't a pit.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the music chair? He's first chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

First chair. First chair.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right. Don't say it's the only chair. The first chair is much more impressive.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Jeff, okay, is the prize pick. Sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the concert master.

[Bob Kevoian]

A maestro, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Maestro.

[Bob Kevoian]

That there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold of the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And guess what? If you visit Steven Singer Jewelers atIHATE stevensinger.com, you're going to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers, that is. That's I hate stevensinger.com and Tom, we've been discussing a plethora of things and.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, and also a bunch of. Now I'm gonna do a little experiment here, all right? You have to close your eyes, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I'm. I'm gonna get up and walk across it. Explain what you talk for a second.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Tom's getting up out of his chair and he's walking toward Josh and he's gonna put two things in front of Josh. Two things in your hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Say anything yet?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. He's got two small items in his face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hairy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, they're both. They're both made of plastic. Now don't open your eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I want you to tell me what they are.

[Bob Kevoian]

They feel like. Is my mic on?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. It's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

My eyes on. You can't see. You can hear. You're currently fake blind but not deaf. You're an idiot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Am I understanding? I'm one of the rare cases where when one of my Senses goes away. So do the others. They seem to be small bottles, like sort of the size and shape of an eyedropper bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, which. Which one is the eyedrops?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm gonna guess the one in my right hand, because the screw lid is not all that complicated, Whereas the one in my left hand feels more like a. Either. Like an Afrin. Is Afrin the thing you put in your nose?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It Feels kind of like that. Or like glue, because it's a much more complicated lid.

[Tom Griswold]

You are exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think I can open my eyes. You can open your eyes. The one on the left is super Glue or Krazy Glue, whatever it's called. What does it say on it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the old gorilla super glue.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the one on the right is, what, Visine or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clear eyes. And they're both open and seeping.

[Christy Lee]

But now your fingers are glued to the bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I'm surprised that the federal government hasn't forced the. At least the glue people to put braille on here saying, these are not eye drops.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

If you were blind and put that stuff in your. No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

On your eyes, you might not be able to see. Can you imagine that if you were booked. Oh, my goodness. Oh. Have you ever seen a man's premise just fizzle away? He had the look on his face in his own. It's like he. Well, if you're blind.

[Tom Griswold]

The reason I did it during the break, I was looking for the Krazy Glue to glue the top of my ear, which is bleeding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I pulled out the Visine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or whatever that stuff is.

[Tom Griswold]

The clear eyes. But you can see there's a problem there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But thankfully, they're well labeled.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you were blind and your kid wasn't and you went to put.

[Bob Kevoian]

Drops in his eyes, you would miss. Every time you feel around, you hit the counter.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great premise. I. This. This should be great.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just shot him up my nose. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or you thought it was Afro.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

You put gorilla glue up your nose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah, just be careful. But you were gonna accidentally glue your headphones to your head. You know that? Could you imagine?

[Christy Lee]

That would be hysterical.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're. They're similar, but not many people have these two things next to each other. That's the thing.

[Christy Lee]

Don't put crazy glue on your ear. You will glue your headphones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, why did I say anything? How funny would that be for two days?

[Christy Lee]

Because you'd rip it off. Oh, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Just proving my point. Where were we? Are we still reading letters?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a letter From a Division 1 hockey play by play guy. It says we broadcast the road games in a media live stream. Recently, the team, which I cover, the head coach, was having a heated conversation with the referee. My Keller commentator guy asked me, brian, are you a lip reader? Immediately it pops in my mind. I believe the coach is telling the referee to go to Fuddruckers. I did not say that on air, but for obvious reasons. But thanks for triggering that clip in my mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a classic John Capone. Yeah, yeah, John Capone. I know he was recently on one of the ships working.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, he still is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's a. He's a great. He's a great stand up. That is a famous piece. I think I've. Do I have that up here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Here, I thought you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see, I've got the Jetson theme.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, why wouldn't you find piece of work?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't see it up there.

[Christy Lee]

It's up there, he's saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chris is shaking his head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I see, Mr. F. I see. Go down the list, see the Jetsons theme.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Tom's looking for that. I have another super glue in my ears. Have another. Jeff, ask. This person felt they needed to help me out. Last week. I had a Choose your own punchline on the failed dimension.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that. My new favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says their idea is. We talked last week about a woman who eats 10 sheets of paper a day. What you failed to mention is she has no problem taking a sheet. Ah, okay. You're welcome. That's that person's contribution. Your man also. That would fit in just fine with everything. We were. Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I. We're having a technical issue for some of something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, technically you're not good at this. Come in here. If I walk over there, am I gonna find it? Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there it is. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

See?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, you know, no, there was something else there, but. Okay, here we go. John, take it away. Joining us in the interview, law comedian John Capanera. John's a great, great stand up comedian. A veteran of the world of stand up comedy. Started in Chicago. Now, Bob grew up in Los Angeles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vin Scully was my man.

[Tom Griswold]

Vin Scully. Is that something that you detect?

[Bob Kevoian]

Scully is funny because he's one of these announcers that loves to read lips. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He thinks he knows what they're saying on the field.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Here comes Tracy out of the dugout.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's in the umpire's face.

[Tom Griswold]

It appears he wants to take the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ump to Fud Ruckers after the.

[Tom Griswold]

Says.

[Bob Kevoian]

He doesn't like Fud Ruckers. Says, well, go to Fud Ruckers yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Tracy says, you got to try the ground chuck.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

R says chuck you too and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tosses him out of the game. Well, how do you like that that.

[Tom Griswold]

You offer somebody dinner and they throw.

[Bob Kevoian]

You out of the game. You know what makes me laugh is Skip carry Gary son.

[Tom Griswold]

He does the Atlanta Brave games. Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I listen to this guy when I can't sleep. He's like Sox. Chipper Jones takes one on the outside. Three and one on Chipper Jones. Don't forget, all week long we got the best of the Duke right here on tbs. There's a of lot long fly ball. Looks like that's out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't forget to tune in Tuesday.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got the best of Charles Bronson.

[Tom Griswold]

Right here on TBS.

[Bob Kevoian]

Death Wish 1 through 25 right here on TBS. I guess that was the game winner. Seems to be shaking hands and patting each other. Tune in Wednesday when the Cubs come.

[Tom Griswold]

To face the Braves right here in.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that he's going, I can't believe that's my son. He's got no personality. What the hell is he talking about? You know Harry would get excited over the dumbest stuff. Hey, check out the kid in the sombrero. That's a good looking youngster, huh? You're like what the hell was that?

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of junk. Ron Campanera going back a ways. Skip and Harry both gone now, but fudd wreckers still out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a few left.

[Christy Lee]

Few very few.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always enjoyed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good time.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that the place that had the signs? No photography. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never saw that. But you. You insist I've seen it. Yeah. Is it like a TGI Fridays? Like what? No, it was a burger bar.

[Tom Griswold]

They had huge, huge burgers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put things together yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Huge salad bar where you could all this fresh.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was great. I gave you the burger and bun and cheese. So why couldn't you take pictures?

[Tom Griswold]

There was. I remember walking in at night. Unique I guess that super hostile. I thought that was I that's why I hated the place. If you don't walk in and go no picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the one that I would always go to. I never saw that. I wonder what the hell was going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it was just the one here.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I thought that's the one in Orlando too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. I mean, pretty big sign, really. It's not welcoming, but they had a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cheese sauce that I enjoyed because they. Their fries were wedges. They were potato wedges. Oh, so the cheese sauce was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

No, not good.

[Tom Griswold]

Too much potato. Bob would say too much potato.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, maybe have your own opinions. That's perfect for steak fries.

[Tom Griswold]

If I were the president, steak fries.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would be a. Fries.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be better be the first thing I'd sign off on.

[Bob Kevoian]

No steak fries.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I hate steak.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not getting my vote.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't care. I got everybody else's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but a wedge is not a steak. You're exactly right. A wedge fry is not a steak fry. No, I know. Yeah. I thought you said the wedge fry. He did say wedge fry and he took it to steak. Well, that's what he does.

[Christy Lee]

Time out. What's the difference between a wedge fry and a steak?

[Tom Griswold]

They're both terrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I have to explain it to you, then you can't have any.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't want any.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me to explain those frozen Frisbee sandwiches. What were those called again?

[Christy Lee]

Uncrustables.

[Tom Griswold]

Uncrustables. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You and your crazy.

[Christy Lee]

90% of America knows what an uncrustable.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to say 98. Pretty much everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I. My objection to the uncrustable is it's such a waste because they make all these sandwiches and they have to cut away the crust and they just, just. They just heaven down some river. Polluting crust.

[Christy Lee]

Either.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't know. They may be feeding ducks across this great land. Ducks may love the uncrust.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys know there are ducks everywhere. Can you imagine the factory you put? You pull up and there's thousands of ducks. That's the untrustable place.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're throwing.

[Tom Griswold]

They're throwing all the crust out there. God, would that be incredibly stupid? Oh, God. That's funny. That actually leads to this letter, which is perfectly dumb. This is from Mr. Beeman. He writes, I'm gonna have to dispute the list. You're right saying that birds are not real.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Every single morning, There are approximately 947 birds in my backyard making enough noise to wake up the entire neighborhood. It's a shame that you can't shoot a shotgun within the city limits.

[Christy Lee]

Why has so many birds in.

[Bob Kevoian]

That reminds me. Yesterday morning, I wake up after being up till four in the morning. I wake up at like seven in the morning to just These blasts and I'm like as someone mining and I go out and there was a duck hunter in his boat with all his little decoys right in front of my house just blasting ducks out of the water for a good three hours starting at 7am that legal? Apparently it was. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Within range of an. Of a house. House.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of houses. That's crazy. Are you sure he had like his whole boat was full of ducks. Well camoed like it almost didn't even look like a boat. It just looked like a box sitting out in the water with all these ducks around it. And now he's just blast them out of the sky. Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a dog to retrieve them.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. In that case you wouldn't. Yeah, I. That's weird. Yeah. So I think. You think like the leaf blower or the mower at 10am Is shotgun blaster at 7am I think there should be a limit, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, remember I told you my leaf blower died? Died?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

When's the funeral?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I'm wondering if it died because I was using it at 8 o' clock on a Sunday and it was. It was God's way of going, hey, this is my time, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Just in case you were.

[Christy Lee]

I'll be doing that today. Leaves came down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It got windy over the.

[Christy Lee]

Over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Fall.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, when's the time change for most of the world?

[Christy Lee]

November 1st weekend in November.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's not this coming the 2nd.

[Christy Lee]

The 2nd weekend?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. November 2nd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. So Halloween is going to be during the.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's on a Friday. Yeah. Yeah. It will be before it always. Well, this is the first year. Maybe because Halloween is on a Friday. Check local listings. The. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because if you're in the other side of the international date line.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was poking fun at you. Oh, sorry. I got a flyer in my neighborhood saying trick or treating is from 5:30 to 8:30. Normally they don't bother with anything like that. That. But in this case I think they went, hey, since it's Friday, we don't want the 10:30 trick or treater hoodlums out there. Yes, ne' er do. Wells.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's going to be huge bits on a Friday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now the time changes. He's right. Sunday morning at 2am November 2nd.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we end that? I thought. I thought he was taking care of this. Every president ever has in the last 40 years. There is some admitted. The administration has said hey, we might be getting rid of. Didn't he Just have to sign that paper. Just sign a paper. Would we stick with the way it is now or go to the.

[Tom Griswold]

The one where we move forward?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. Stick with I don't know. I don't know what we do. I'm all for it. I think we should change every three weeks. Keep you on your toes. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It's already dark so early.

[Tom Griswold]

China only has one time right across the entire country.

[Bob Kevoian]

1952.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny, very generous. Also in 2026, July 4th is on a Saturday, which is going to be huge. But although it won't be a four day weekend though, that's kind of a drag.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it'll be a four day weekend for me, I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. I feel a sickness coming.

[Tom Griswold]

It seems to be heading toward a joke. I'm skeptical. Let's see. By the way, I just did a little homework here. There are approximately 52 Fuddruckers left in the country.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good. It's way more than I thought. That's one per state.

[Tom Griswold]

It says you are allowed to take pictures of your own food. You cannot use a flash.

[Bob Kevoian]

How odd that is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that's all of them. I just looked up one again. That seems a little bit fascist.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was happening there, man? Okay, maybe mine had signs and I just never noticed. I was too focused on the burger that I was about to shove down.

[Tom Griswold]

My cheese and the wedges. Well, in today's world, everybody, everybody's taking pictures of their food.

[Christy Lee]

I don't get that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if I remember correctly, there were two cheese sauces, one regular and one jalapeno. Oh, I would be all about that. And I would dunk my onion rings in it. Oh, man, I gotta go to FUD record.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have to find one for you. I'm sure there's one somewhere nearby. Now coming up, we have marijuana news, we have some sporting news, and we have comedian Dave Dugan on the way. Check out a bunch of stuff going on at our website, Bob&Tom.com. especially starting after the Monday nighters. You can enter our special contest to win that nice prize from Stephen Singer jewelers. It's a $500 E gift card and we do it every week based on your picks involving the NFL. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for listening.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Beep. Hey, you've stumbled across the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lee's at the Silas Insurance Company news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom has a question, but he will wait patiently. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff. Oskar's at the prize pick sports desk, as is Ace Cosby in the room. Hey, how was that syntax?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were aces. And at the sports desk, he's at the control thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why I added in the room. There, I see it. Saved it. I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer site Kick chair. And there's Tom. Tom, you have a question?

[Tom Griswold]

You say Mr. Godwin is moving. He's staying in the same apartment complex known for the hot chicks at the pool. And they call you. They call you what? What is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Grandpa Joe? Here comes. Hey, Grandpa Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. That's got to make you feel great, doesn't it? You're moving. You're going to be on the second floor. And there's no elevator. Am I correct? No.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So now I don't. I don't know, people.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're all using the stairs. All of us.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And now my impression of Pat's knees.

[Bob Kevoian]

Help.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, if you order doordash, which I know your son Jimmy orders doordash every night. Every night.

[Bob Kevoian]

40 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Double.

[Tom Griswold]

Wendy, this is why you could have a much nicer car if you. Did they bring it upstairs?

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course they do.

[Tom Griswold]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

Drop it at the bottom of the steps.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's an apartment complex. Oh. They stand on the ground. They whip it up on the balcony, throw it up to the window. We left it down by the dog run. If you're on the 12th floor of a hot, they'll leave it outside your door. Really? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's pretty great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's interesting. So then you have to tip more, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. For a walk up the stairs. No, they're used to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't be so cheap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I bet Pat tips just. I bet Pat song tips just Fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you put the tap on the card when you buy it, or do you give them cash? Tap on the card. I'm sorry. I do put. Excuse me, we're talking about tapping cards before.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why I was.

[Christy Lee]

Amen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tip. They give you a little tip thing there.

[Tom Griswold]

You just can go a little higher. I always go higher. You put just the tip in.

[Christy Lee]

Does the food make it to you hot? That's what I.

[Bob Kevoian]

For the most part, yes. Great system. Yeah. The only issues I have is sometimes the food arrives covered in cologne. Oh, really? I'm like, my God, that car must just be impossible to get into.

[Christy Lee]

No. So can you eat the food then? If it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I find a way.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever. I have done this at a restaurant, gotten up and moved to a different table because someone's wearing. In my case, if it's patchouli. First of all, I wonder. I must be eating in the wrong neighborhood.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I find that. That. That sense so offensive.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was only once, and I have. And I did not make it known that that's why I brought it on me. I said, hey, I'm just way more comfortable near a window or something. You know what I mean? I forget exactly what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

You know where I get hit with is.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the gym. There'll be somebody doing some spray after their workout and shower, and it is just oppressive. Yeah, One of my locker mates at the gym.

[Tom Griswold]

Brutal. Right in their balls, too. Oh, yeah. What they're thinking. Fortunately, your head is right down there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I'm short.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting a look, see?

[Bob Kevoian]

You mind if I look at your genitals?

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you do?

[Bob Kevoian]

See how they differ from mine?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the gym where I saw a guy with his foot up on the counter using the. He's still there. Using the hair dryer to clean the undercarriage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's really.

[Tom Griswold]

Just spray it dry. That's. I don't know how that works, but I assume.

[Christy Lee]

How wet does it get?

[Tom Griswold]

A reflective. Aren't all the. The. The cooties from his crotch flying into the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Potentially.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's the Boomer Club.

[Bob Kevoian]

6Am on Saturdays and Sundays.

[Tom Griswold]

We're all doing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, did I print the marijuana story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you did. We haven't done sports yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, but I want to do this because there's. I have a theory about this story coming up, but go ahead and read it. You'll see.

[Bob Kevoian]

You printed the story, but Jeff and I used it for rolling papers. It's a marijuana story. Boy, I'm Really? A lot of thuds. I laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Boys in Maryland say they were flooded with volunteers eager to smoke marijuana for an impairment training exercise. The Ocean City Police Department posted a call for people age 21 and up to participate in the event aimed at helping officers recognize the signs of impairment. Within hours, officials said they had received an overwhelmingly number of signups and closed registration for the event.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sergeant, there are 75,000 people.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we need search warrants for the following address.

[Tom Griswold]

This reminded me of something the movie was called Sea of Love. Yeah. Do you remember the beginning of that movie, Josh?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do, yes. Yeah. They gave some guys free baseball tickets to go to a game, and these were guys that they suspected of being criminals. And so it was actually gonna be. They were gonna. When they showed up, they were gonna arrest them.

[Christy Lee]

Sting operation?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty much, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This I want. You think this could be the same thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you would kind of think at.

[Tom Griswold]

First, but if there's a state where. Where marijuana is illegal, would you post this thing and then one of these guys show up? Then you go, oh, by the way, you're busted.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's why I say it is. Now they just have a huge list of everyone who smokes pot in that town. Like, this would have to be a place where it's legal if they're going.

[Christy Lee]

To be testing for. Is legal for recreational and medical use.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've been training for this my whole life, Officer, and they probably should find a way that's similar to a breathalyzer. Oh, for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I know they've been struggling with this.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a tough. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

To figure out what. At what point one is actually impaired.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sir, you've been sitting at the stop sign for 42 minutes. Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they could check what music they're playing. Oh, let's see. You got a Grateful Dead sticker on your car. Probable cause. Now I'm going to get letters. My neurosurgeon, who's a Grateful Dead fan, but your neurosurgeon?

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you just said?

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine is a. Not the one that we know. Seriously, I have a. One of the biggest deadheads I know is a brilliant surgeon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but he doesn't have dancing bears across the back of his Lexus. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, I think it's Mercedes. And yes is the answer. Yeah. This is a fun thing to do. I. It would just be hilarious if they busted a bunch of them. So if they come. If they come in and they. They. Are they supplying the pot and then they want to find signs of impairment. Then are they going to drive them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Home or they wait it out? Yeah, yeah. Or Uber them. You probably give them an Uber gift card to.

[Christy Lee]

Or have somebody come pick them up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. What's coming up in sports?

[Christy Lee]

That's you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. We all looked at each other. No, he said it just out of habit. Oh, we have, we have some old baseball cards someone found in a wooden chest and baseball clerds, huh? Yeah, baseball cler. Yeah. And that's it. Oh, do we have a world record at all times? It. Nope. Thank goodness for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, can find one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why. Now we're gonna have one. Thanks, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

But we have, we do have a really cool story. We get this every once in a while. It's from the, the health department about the importance of not licking certain toads.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's, it's a seasonal thing and it's back in the news. And I'll tell you which toads not to lick in case you were. In case you were thinking of doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It first of all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

We feel very bad for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

We should get some toads in here to lick.

[Christy Lee]

No?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. The good ones.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Makes you crazy high, I heard.

[Christy Lee]

Does it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Mike Tyson's all about, I would not lick a toad to get high. I would do it for sexual pleasure.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, on that note, kids, do they.

[Christy Lee]

Turn into a prince?

[Tom Griswold]

That's frogs only, right? We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

For a complete copy of the Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Show Contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see Contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Everyone knows the legend of D.B. cooper. But what if I told you there's an even better story out there? One with multiple aircraft hijackings, prison escapes, and so many twists and turns.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

To our bonus episode of the podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming soon, American Skyjacker. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Mw.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Pack album. Give me an accent. Hello there. No, no. For me to do. Give me Spanish.

[Tom Griswold]

A Latin. This is going great. I have no idea where he's going with this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome to El Roberto E. Tomas show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice. I don't think show is Spanish, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee at L. Okay. The side like insurance company El Desco. I just want to stop.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you really. He told me I was complaining in the green room earlier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I was enjoying the. We'll get to this. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff. Oscar at the Prize Picks news desk. Yes. Ace Cosby across the way. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold of the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair. And Tom. I had the door open and Jeff was out there. Pat, who else was up? We were enjoying the crisp air, and we got yelled at by Alan and Christy because they were freezing. And I said, well, I'm giving you something. If I didn't give you this to complain about, you'd just find something else.

[Christy Lee]

And you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

The implication being all you do is, yeah, that's all.

[Christy Lee]

Implication.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not all. Christy doesn't just complain. No, you complain more than Christie does.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because I'm bitching about her and all her complaining.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and Flaky Jake's, thanks to Alan, was the other hamburger place I was trying to think of, like, Fuddruckers. Do you remember them?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that was my favorite.

[Christy Lee]

Flaky Jake's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, I've never heard of that. I think it was local. That sounds like a biscuit joint. Yeah. Like you. Jake's Biscuits. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say this. In the United States of America, there are. I would say about 75% of the burger places are really good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, man. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whereas Chinese food, I would say 90% of Chinese food is pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good. Okay. Yes. It's very consistent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I mean, there's so many great burger places out there, so. But I do. I do remember Flaky. Just. You were talking about Fud Ruckers, and there's still apparently a few of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently they've loosened up their policy. You can now take photographs. Right. Just. Which is important to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a losing battle that would be in these days.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you suppose they came up with that name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Fucker. To have fun with the.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

People thinking it's a curse.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think they went with that?

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if. I wonder if it started as Mother Fud Ruckers and someone went that. That's too close.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just shorten it. I'm not so sure. Jeff, Oscar is over there at the sports desk. Do we need anything to get you going over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, sure, we can do some sports. The Toronto Blue Jays forced a Game seven in the American League Championship Series by beating the Seattle Mariners 6 to 2. The winner will face the NL champion Los Angeles Dodgers in the World Series beginning this Friday and game seven tonight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And in Toronto.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you watch the game? This. This. Did you watch your Raiders ace? Have you watched it? Can I give it away? What happened? You can. Patrick Mahomes threw for 286 yards and three touchdowns as the Chiefs shut out the Raiders 31 to 0.

[Christy Lee]

Having a tough year, aren't you? There.

[Bob Kevoian]

Intimidated. Taylor was there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, intimidated because Taylor Swift was there. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They may as well have not played. You understand that they could have stayed home. Tom Garner plate.

[Christy Lee]

Gardner Minshew played.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, that's. That's a. That's a sign that the team you're playing really stinks when they put in the backup guys. But I do love Gardner Minshew. So glad he did well.

[Bob Kevoian]

And here's an interesting story. An antique collector is hoping that a set of baseball cards glued to a wooden chest could be worth thousands of dollars. According to CBS News, Tom Conrad paid $75 for the trunk and discovered 122 cards dating from 1909 to 1911 that had been glued to the chest's interior. Among them, a 1909 Cy Young card, which experts say could be worth thousands.

[Christy Lee]

Even though they're.

[Tom Griswold]

They're glued.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, obviously worth way less because they're glued, but still worth something.

[Tom Griswold]

But I wonder if there'd be a way to remove them without damaging.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I sure would find the world's expert on. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, some.

[Christy Lee]

No joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says he has the chest listed on his antique Facebook page, Smalls to the walls auction, where the top bid has already climbed to $6,700. Yeah, that's the thing. I think I would just sell it in one shot like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You paid 75 bucks. Yeah. You're up. Yeah. You're going to kill. You're doing pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

The color looks great. Don't look.

[Tom Griswold]

Really. They haven't had any light on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in the underside of a trunk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, they are in incredible shape. If they weren't glued.

[Christy Lee]

Glued.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you didn't know as a kid.

[Christy Lee]

Hell, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if those pages from my old Playboy magazines that Willie glued to the wall at my house. Self adhesive. You have to wonder. I mean, I think every kid has experienced the thing where. Where you've got the, you know, the baseball was signed by your hero. In my case, Vic Davalio from the Cleveland Indians. Then there's that one day the sun comes out. Let's Go play catch. Well, all I've got is my Vic Davilio sign ball. And you go out there, then of course, it goes in the sewer, you know. You know, that had to happen, you know, some kid in, you know, 1923 had a babe Ruth sign ball and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah. My mom just found all of my old baseball cards up in the ass. Just loose and shoeboxes. I got them down. Me and my son, we looked them all up online and not one of them. Well, one, I have a Don Mattingly rookie card that's worth like 20 bucks. The rest of them, and I'm talking 6, 700 cards not worth anything. Yeah, that's a. That's an issue of circulation. I mean, there are so many out there. Yeah, yeah. But you would have thought in like, three shoe boxes of cards, somewhat decent. Ozzy Smith, and it's worth 15 cents.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's some. There's somewhere there's an old, old bicycle with an antique clothespin and the Honus Wagner card going, yeah, we did that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, was Vic Davilio your favorite ball player before he signed that ball or. Because if anybody who signs your ball automatically is like, yeah, I just like my main.

[Tom Griswold]

He just died a couple years ago. A Venezuela, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I didn't ask for you to read his Wikipedia. I was asking.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have this by memory. I saw. I have the card in my office.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I really do. I have assigned Vic Devolio.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not going to get a yes or no.

[Tom Griswold]

No. He was my favorite. He was my favorite player. Then he signed the baseball.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I did have a Bob. I had my. My mitt signed by Bob Feller.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob Feller, one of the greats. When he was in high school, he was throwing. He was like the fastest pitcher out there. And I had that, and then I lost it at one of our media league meets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So some kids probably got that glove right now and has no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Who Bob Feller is. And did you have a signed glove because you worked for, what, Rawlings?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No, I had signed baseballs, but I did not have a signed glove. A lot of signed balls, but I got. I either gave them away or sold them. Really? You know. Yeah, yeah. So.

[Tom Griswold]

And who's the. Is it Jeff Foxworthy that has.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he has. Everybody signed them, like, no matter whether they were ballplayers or not.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's got signed baseball just from his. All his famous friends?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's cool. That's Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was your best ball you sold? Oh, geez. I don't. I do have anything worth any. Yeah, yeah. I was able to sell each one for like 50, 100 bucks. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, yeah. That was back when I, I. I was pretty much selling everything I had to live the dream. There was a time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you just did it. It was fine. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of car were you driving back?

[Bob Kevoian]

What was I.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you sell your car?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't know because that was my money maker. Was my car getting me from gig to gig, so. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I did sell some baseballs and stuff and memorabilia to get my first. To be able to pay for my first order of half fat shirts, which then turned into a money thing. So it worked out.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to resist.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you were going to say hash browns.

[Tom Griswold]

When he said my first order, I was hoping he'd pause and I was going to go french fries.

[Bob Kevoian]

You then think my first order of French fries would have been when I could drive? No, no. I was raised on that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn'T do it, so I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You're welcome. Coming up, comedian Dave Dugan will be joining us. We have can a smell cause you and your relationship to decay and end up over.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a cool heist right out of a movie happened in Paris yesterday morning. We also have toad licking. We have jazz in the news in a really unusual way. And when we come back, can we do the most common dreams?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I've got a problem with this list.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. We are the musers on the pod. So far, we've discussed people we love. I didn't tell you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cuban emailed.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you wearing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, that's not. Things we love.

[Tom Griswold]

Got way into typewriters.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many typewriters do you own?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guesstimate.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time to get really down and dirty.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are great ideas.

[Tom Griswold]

Start a podcast and forget to promote.

[Bob Kevoian]

It on social media. So what is our podcast about? Yeah, whatever we feel like the musers. The podcast follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Pat Godwin's there page. There's Jeff Oscar at the Prize Pick sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

You caught me fingering his ukulele.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

That phrase, fingering the ukulele.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that sounds like Friday. Sounds like Friday night in high school.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're turning it into a cello. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a couple questions.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have all the answers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this comes to us from Jim. I won't give his last name because this is so unusual. Jim asks. Uh, good morning, radio stalwarts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I would say. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We have. We're persistent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Yeah. Fixtures in the world of radio.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not really a compliment, though, is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I like it. It has a loftiness that.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I. I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Yes. He has a question. We were talking about the Pfister Hotel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In Milwaukee, which is alleged to be haunted, which got us on the topic of the. The entire world of fisting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought the Fister Hotel in Milwaukee was what they called Dahmer's house. Well, he liked that.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we have been featuring, whenever we talk about the Fister Hotel, the fabulous jingle. This one here, Mr. F. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a mix of pleasure and pain. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim. Jim is writing, by the way, from Youngstown, Ohio. He says, I can't help but wonder, is Mrs. Pfister's name Peg?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Peg Pfister.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's fantastic. Oh, that reminds me, though, that Mr. Pat Godwin is going to be fisted. No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, I jumped the gun there.

[Tom Griswold]

He's going to be in Youngstown, Ohio, Friday and Saturday, November 21st and 22nd, at the Funny Farm. Yeah, but that's not what's happening this week.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

This weekend you're in the great state of Illinois at Mason City Limits. Coming up Sunday. Oh, excuse me. Saturday only.

[Bob Kevoian]

One night only.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Saturday only. Mr. Pat Godwin. Now, what kind of is it going to be? A musical and comedy show?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to bring the comedy also. I'm gonna have to work really hard this week to get it together, but I'll bring it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that'll be good. Thank you very much. Now we turn to. Are we turning to the silence?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm done, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you the Silac Insurance news desk?

[Christy Lee]

According to a recent survey of 2,000 people, here are America's most common recurring dreams.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I like stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think the number one recurring dream?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna go with unprepared for anything.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's what I would have gone with, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's number four.

[Bob Kevoian]

Teeth falling out.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, but that's close.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's in there.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever had that one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Sexual sex is not number one. Number one is falling completely. Just falling. Yeah, yeah, I have that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever hear the old thing that if you actually hit. Hit the ground before you wake up, you die in real life. What a weird wives tale, right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, how do we know? Nobody will know I've landed. Oh, you have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I have these dreams. My falling dreams are, I'm on. I'm way high up and I feel like I'm going to fall. So I just either jump or fall so that I get it over with. It's horrifying.

[Christy Lee]

That is horrifying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have that thing in real life where if I'm standing at the edge of a precipice, if I'm at like the Grand Canyon. Mm. My fear isn't that I'm going to fall, it's that I'm going to jump. Is. But I think that's everyone, isn't it? Yeah. That's like one of the main fears.

[Christy Lee]

No, I would never think to jump.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that thing in Chicago where you are, they have that window that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've done that.

[Tom Griswold]

How do I explain this? There's a hinge on the bottom and it tips out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So it looks like you're falling down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah. It's scary. There's no way I did that. I did the glass bottom thing at the Grand Canyon.

[Tom Griswold]

I could never do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went up to do the thing where you lean out and just getting off the elevator like that high up. I was like, no, I'm out. And just went back down. Like I didn't even make it to the window. I'm always terrified to do it. But I do stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

I did it too and I'm terrified.

[Tom Griswold]

But you just don't want to be there. The one day when they've just re caulked it and the guy glass has been over. Use the water soluble caulk and the pain falls out of you. No, I'm. But I'm sorry. So back to the dreams. What bugs me about this list that I read the whole thing. There are no sex dreams on there.

[Bob Kevoian]

So not one sex dream.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no way that's accurate.

[Christy Lee]

Most common recurring dreams. Would it be sex with the same person? Would it be just sex? Would it be. I mean, recurring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. So these, these are more specific than just.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Not just a sex.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. That's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That works. That's fine. That fits within the parameters of the.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Because you do have the same sex dream with the same person over and over. Over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Me, I'm in it.

[Christy Lee]

You're only having sex with yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

There may be an array of. Array.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was a time I was. I was single for so long, my sex dreams were me looking for a good place to masturbate. I'm not kidding.

[Christy Lee]

You're. You are not kidding me.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that was a premise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope. I would like. That's. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

My sex dreams were just sad. I may. I'm sure I have more than I realize. I may have one sex stream every two or three Years. Wow. Like, I don't feel like I have them very often. Are they typically faceless people or people you know or celebrities or. Like, the last one I had was my girlfriend. What a ripple.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like. That's like that. That's like the Pina Colada song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You know how sometimes women will get mad at you when they wake up and they had a dream that you did something wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. If I have a dream that I have sex with my girlfriend, I'm mad at her. If I wake. When I wake up, why were you there? Where was Sofia Vergara?

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't think this is accurate.

[Christy Lee]

Number two was being chased. I have that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have that one. That's a horrible weekly.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have a weekly, but I had it in an abandoned school.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's where mine's at. And it's, like, drippy and kind of like. Yeah. And like, lights are flickering and lots of staircases. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Jeff, do you have the. Do you have the dream that you're falling, though? Is that what.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just have a dream that I'm being chased by someone. I don't know, through, like, an old dingy school.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly what I have. And that's weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I have it once or twice a week.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have it that often.

[Bob Kevoian]

I need a dream analyst to tell me why. In my dreams, it's usually a horror character that's changed, chasing me. So Jason or Michael Myers or Leatherface. And eventually in the dream, I will turn around and face them and say, hey, don't kill me. I will help bring you people to kill. I will join you. What does that say about my character?

[Christy Lee]

I don't want you to have my back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Fascinating. I just. I don't get it.

[Christy Lee]

Number three, Being back in school. So we've come.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's the one I have all the time taking a test.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then, Christy, you and I have the same, probably ace. The same specific dream of being on the radio. And it's back in the day. We've got final records. The record's ending, and you can't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's number four. Being unprepared for something. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

They've got a general high anxiety dream. Is what they call those. Flying. Number five. I have that a lot. I love to fly.

[Tom Griswold]

I've only had that dream three times in my life and love it. It's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when I was flying in my dream, it was real slow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was more floating and going up the stairs real slow. It wasn't like a bird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even in my flying dreams, I'm bored in group C. You think that would be. That would have been good for Rodney Dangerfield.

[Christy Lee]

Number six is mortality. What does that even mean? You dream about your own mortality.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does that mean? Yeah, mortality.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it mean, like the. The Grim Reapers standing outside your door?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like that. We need an explanation.

[Christy Lee]

I need an ex. Right. 30% say that, too, so it's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, here's one down the way. That's really odd. This has not happened to me. But the dream is. 15 of the people dream they met a celebrity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I have it all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's common. I used to have dreams that I was being. I was a guest on this show. I'm not kidding. Like when I was, like, from 16 on.

[Tom Griswold]

Were we nice to you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So you were dreaming?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was a dream. That's how he knew it was a dream.

[Tom Griswold]

And then this.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, which other ones do you want to mention? Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never had this dream being unable to find a bathroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have it a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now, usually what happens is that means I have to pee in real life life. So I have that dream a lot. It must be from my bedwetting days.

[Christy Lee]

Must be.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think, back in my bedwetting days, I probably had that dream and then I found a bathroom and just pissed. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you were a bedwetter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, My career spanned from the age of 4 to maybe 11. Do you have that dream still?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Looking for a bathroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And then when you wake up, do you have to pee real bad?

[Tom Griswold]

Real bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Same. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This one at the very bottom, having glass in your mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have had that. What does it mean?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what it means. You have had that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I've had it with paper. And I've had it with.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe somebody's trying to tell you to shut up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wood. Like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. You mean you've got chunks of wood in your mouth?

[Bob Kevoian]

Or paper or glass?

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard of such a thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that how I said it? Glass in my mind.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? You've ever dreamt. This says 10 of people say they've dreamt of being part of a TV show or a movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah. Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What show are you on, Pat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, some famous movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with Jim Carrey or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we're hooting.

[Tom Griswold]

It up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I have that a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you in yours? Because it's like, oh, I. You always get along with whoever it is and you're like, oh my gosh, this is amazing. Yeah, showbiz is great. Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have the one where you're being trapped or crushed?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, constantly. It's usually under the deck of the house I grew up in.

[Christy Lee]

You have all these dreams. How do you ever sleep?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have driving and out of. This is. 15% of people have the dream they're driving an out of control vehicle.

[Bob Kevoian]

So often where I'm trying to step on the brake and I can't or the brake does nothing and so I'm just ramming into cars or I'm driving backwards.

[Christy Lee]

How about this one? This is a happy one. Vacationing in a wonderful place.

[Bob Kevoian]

That one doesn't sound as. No. Familiar to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, how about going nowhere in slow motion 25% of the people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. You guys have that. Nope. You're trying to run and you can't or you try to What?

[Tom Griswold]

How about this is. 15% of people say they dream that they're seeing spiders, snakes or other creatures.

[Bob Kevoian]

So many snake dreams. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You should be the poster boy for this stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. How about being paralyzed or unable to speak? Do you ever have that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the paralyzed thing, usually paralysis. Yeah, it usually. It's some. Those are some of the most terrifying dreams I've ever had. Same here. A demon is whispering in my ear and I cannot move or being. I'm being smothered or unparalleled.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, there's one here. This is a cool one. On discovering a secret or un. Unused room.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. That sounds pretty exciting though.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be kind of fun. The Geraldo dream. Open up the Al Capone vault. Being. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

How about finding money or coming into wealth?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, a lot of that. Like I'll find money under a couch cushion, but it will be thousands of dollars in quarters. It'll be so much.

[Tom Griswold]

How about coming into Sofia Vergara? Well, you said you don't have that dream. Sorry, I keep. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of these dreams that converge together, like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they'll. They'll kind of meld and mix and stuff like that. But usually they. When I remember them, it's just that one aspect.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I just love dreaming. I have very vivid dreams almost every night and I can remember them typically.

[Tom Griswold]

And no, I'm capable of. I can be having a dream. Get up, pee, go back to bed.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it restarts I have been able to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a cereal.

[Christy Lee]

Have you had the dream where you experience the end of the world?

[Bob Kevoian]

Almost like it's approaching? Yeah. And I wake up. Yeah. I've had things where it's like the moon is about to slam into the earth or the bomb is about to. Like the bombs have been launched and we just. Just have a little bit of. And you're exactly right, Pat. When it does hit, that's when I wake up. Like, the alarm sometimes goes off.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I've always wondered if I actually. If that dream has happened after my alarm started going off and I wake up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because otherwise, how would my body and brain know?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, do you have the dream where you're on stage and you forget all your stuff? Absolutely. A lot, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Very common. Now, on the one where you said you turn around and face like Jason or Freddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you making that decision in your dream? Yeah. Like, you are taking control, like, oh, I'm going to turn her. Or does that just. Does that make sense? Like, there's times in my dream where I can be like, oh, I'm going to say this to this person and I'm going to change what's happening and it happens. Knowing it's a dream. Yes. No. In my dream is a conscious decision, but I don't realize it's a dream. Oh, it's not lucid. Is that. Those are called lucid dreams where you can kind of control your actions. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here's something interesting. Because we get up so early, a lot of us nap a little bit during the day nap. Dreams can be different from night dreams, often more vivid, bizarre, and easy to remember because they occur closer to waking and during a different sleep cycle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mine are more fleeting. I wake up and maybe I'll remember them for a minute and then I don't remember them. I'm a weirdo.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, well, coming up, we'll be joined by comedian Dave Doom Dugan. And also, Christy, give me the teaser some of the stories you have coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Don't lick that toad. Also, we have an amazing theft from the Louvre in Paris yesterday. Straight out of a movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really crazy. Was it like the Mona Lisa?

[Christy Lee]

Not. What? It was not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Although it was within very close eyeshot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they were. They were a few hundred yards from the Mona Lisa.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty smart to steal something near the Mona Lisa. All the focus is on the Mona Lisa Lisa.

[Christy Lee]

And it was in the morning, it was daylight.

[Tom Griswold]

They had just. They had just opened.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say let them keep it. This is a good heist. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got everything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait till you hear it. Yeah, it's cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

I may have been involved right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to talk to you about things that smell good.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I want to talk to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Steaks burning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Steaks burning. You mean grilling?

[Christy Lee]

Grilling. You don't want to burn it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're burning because he was stalling.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

And there's no garlic involved.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. It's vampire safe season.

[Tom Griswold]

So Omaha Steaks, do you think there's a boarded up store in Omaha where they, they reopened it to sell Dracula costumes and stuff and they have Stein saying Omaha Steaks, the folks at Omaha Steaks are going, you know, this is so dumb. We're not going to sue. I have a technical question. Question. And I don't know the answer to this. If, if you're like listening and you're a skydiver. Yeah, I could, I wonder if skydivers like dream about the shoot not opening or if they, if they dream about forgetting the shoot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if, I suppose every profession.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like firefighters, they go to the water, won't come out of the hose.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of wonder what if, if every profession has its own, I mean, we have our dumb dream about imagine not being able to play a record. But I was like, if you're a scuba diver, you do dream that you're underwater 100ft and forgot your tanks, right? I would have, I'd just be curious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your lesson, if you're a teacher, that kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I don't know why skydiving jumped into my mind is. That would be, that's one of those things where you've really got to pay attention. You know, every once in a while you go, wait a minute, I heard about the guy that forgot to buckle it in, whatever it might be. Coming up, comedian Dave Dude Dugan. Coming up, at what age do you peak as a human being? And also coming up, a warning from authorities not to lick toads due to a recent weather phenomenon in the Arizona area. In case you're out there wondering, should I lick that toad? The answer is no. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Got something to say? Send us an email, Bob and [e-mail].

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat Godwin's at the organ and the guitar and the ukulele. Hello, there's Jeff Oskay at the prize pick sports desk. Yes, sir, Chick's on vacation this week. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer Sidekick chair. And Tom, we're joined by one of our favorite people he is. Sorry, I didn't notice. I apologize. I could have stretched a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

He is comedian Dave Dugan. Dave has a voice that's so deep and mellifluous that it puts us all to shame.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for having me, fellas. You're being silly, David.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess you're talking about dreams. Dreams. And this news story that talks about the most common dreams. I'm skeptical.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not at all. I have most of these.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do. It's amazing how many you had.

[Tom Griswold]

But there are no sex dreams on this list. It's all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Falling and being chased and being back in school. Okay. I have that one occasionally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but are you having a ton of sex dreams?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Pat, you want to take this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Very often. Yeah. I have a lot of them, too, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not amorous.

[Bob Kevoian]

But in this case, I think Christie's right. It's. They're looking for specificity, and sex dreams opened up a whole. Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's often a part of the. Yeah. Mine involves pole vaulting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Opened up an entire, you know, category. So many different types of sex dreams.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got your analysis. You got here. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever have one of those really good dreams and you wake up before you want it to be over?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And you lay there and you're like. Yeah. Like, you shut your eyes as tight as you can, and you clench your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fists so tight, and that's a good way to crap the bed. Yeah. You don't say.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh, I know that you are the only one of us that has ever owned a snake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. That's one of the reasons I own a snake. I had multiple snakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you did? Oh, wow. Well, this says 15% of the people surveyed have dreams about spiders or snakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I get those quite a bit. In fact, that's why I bought a snake. So I was having so many snake dreams. Either being bitten by some, or I would walk in, like, a room and there'd be. You know, it was like an Indiana Jones type thing. There'd be a hundred, and I'd have to walk of varying sizes, and they were all agitated, and I had to walk over them. And I called a radio show that had a dream analyst on, and she said it was because I am wrestling with my creativity. That's what snake dreams mean. And so I went, oh, that's interesting. I should really. Maybe I should get an actual snake, and that would help me be creative throughout my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have A girlfriend at the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the time I got the snake? No, but I had a girlfriend when I had the snake. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did it make you more creative?

[Bob Kevoian]

I like to think so, because sometimes I'd write while holding it or I'd have it around my neck and cut off just enough circulation to have. You have to worry. Didn't care for it? Yeah, no, they hated it.

[Tom Griswold]

So you keep a snake in, like, an aquarium?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, some sort of a.

[Tom Griswold]

So would you warn these ladies before they went up to your apartment, by the way, when you get in there, they've got a snake.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they already. Maybe they already knew or. I don't know. I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you give off the snake vibe?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so, but I may have said, you know, maybe at dinner. Like, would you do snake in public? No. Okay. No, I'm not that. No. Okay. No, I don't have any problem with those guys, really. So long as it's not like a viper.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you let your snakes. Jeffrey, did you. Did you. Would you tell some young lady that, by the way?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I had mine. Like, I used to catch them when I was a kid and just keep them as pets. Oh, you were feral snake guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, they're like little garden snakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had like a corn snake and a rat snake and a couple garter snakes. And actually the first one I caught, we. My dad's like, oh, we'll build it a little thing out of a five gallon bucket and put some screen inside and cut some windows for it. And we put a bucket with a board over the top. And we told my little brother to watch it. And we're in there working on it, and we come back out and we take the lid off and there's no snake. And we go, where'd the snake go? He goes, it went that way and we never found it again. So I had like a cage for a year and a half till I caught another snake.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that actually leads to this story. Not snakes, but toads.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

And this is a warning from health authorities for those that pay attention.

[Christy Lee]

Poison control officials in Arizona have issued a warning about licking toxic toads. Unseasonable rainfall in the area has led to an increase in the number of toads, including the Sonoran Desert toad, which secretes a neurotoxin that contains the psychoactive, a compound that is also found in Ayahuasca. The director of the Banner Poison Control and Drug Information center said some people lick the toads to get a high, but the practice could result in illness or even death. Pet owners are also warned to keep their pets away from the toads.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that'll happen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dogs will lick toads or eat them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I know I wouldn't look a toad. No. I think Dave Dugan's shirt looked a toad from the looks of it. Very festive. Do you like the shirt? I do like, love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Is that like a Grateful Dead?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a very trippy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a Hawaiian shirt with a American beauty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Grateful dad has a collar. Clever.

[Tom Griswold]

Clever as hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those TEU people. I didn't know that's where I was ordering.

[Tom Griswold]

It was kind of camouflaged. Then afterwards, I realized I had ordered a. Something from. From Te.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you really love it? Yeah, yeah, it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that in fact the COVID of the Grateful Dead album?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can wear it for about two.

[Tom Griswold]

Hours without getting a severe rash. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What'd you say?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm only seeing part of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that actually stand up and like, let him see the whole thing. This is gorgeous. That is cool. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody went to some trouble to make that. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that shirt is called probable cause if you get pulled over and it'd be searched.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I heard you on my way in.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk and saying the Grateful Dead. I thought, great day for me to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wear this shirt.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't pay the copyrights for that either.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It's just close enough, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's why I was wondering if it was a licensed. Yeah, it looks just like it, but not quite.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very nice. Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I was off for no reason. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, the toad thing. Don't lick them.

[Christy Lee]

Don't lick them.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. You know, there are people that are doing that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Well, Mike Tyson is like, no, that's his thing is to take toad venom and trip.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. This is also from Arizona. This is a previous story. Thieves were caught stealing the so called hallucinogenic toads from a conservation area.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

This says they licked the toad's poison to achieve a hallucinogenic high similar to dmt. What is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the crazy you go somewhere drug. Yeah, it's. It's a. It's one of the strongest hallucinogens known to man. And usually you take it and it only lasts like 10 minutes, but it feels like you're tripping for a day in that 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

No, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the experience. Duh. What? Huh? For the experienced. Yeah. I would say that's. Yeah. You definitely want a sober sitter. Yeah. With you, when you do that, do.

[Tom Griswold]

You catch these toads wild?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean. Yeah, I think the. I think the problem with the toad thing is, like, one toad can be kind of like a snake with venom. Like one can. A younger one may have more strength in the venom than the other. So to just lick one toad may. You may trip a little bit. You lick another one, it may kill you. Like, I think that's why there's. It's kind of hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a letter. Dear, Dear Bob and Tom Show. Yes, I licked a toad. I didn't get high, but the toad got an erection.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that'll happen too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Thank you, Linda. Hope you don't get Slurpees. No, thank you. Thanks. I'm not gonna be licking any toads. What else you got, Christy Lee? Oh, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we gotta come back with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me the teaser.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have a cat that brought a surprise ingredient home to their family. We have what age people hit their functional peak.

[Bob Kevoian]

I sure hope it hasn't happened already, and.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not for you. And we have some ancient stone tools that were recovered from way back. Way back. Way back.

[Tom Griswold]

And it gets you a chance to try to pronounce Australopithecus. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a look at today's show on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Generator. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm. I'm Josh Arnold and this is the Josh Arnold Show.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just kind of wanted to try that on for size.

[Christy Lee]

Fits good, doesn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the Bob and Tom shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, Josh. That has kind of an am. AM radio at midnight field.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, HAM radio.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I liked it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you'd listen.

[Christy Lee]

I'd listen. It's a Josh Arnold Show. What would you talk about?

[Bob Kevoian]

I talk about. Give us a good five. Hey, this is the Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a dream last night?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did have a dream last night. What did I dream about last night?

[Tom Griswold]

You said you remember all your dreams.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, in this case, I'd have to think about it. But real quick, let's get this over with. There's Christy Lee at the Sidelac Insurance Company news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh. Jeff. Oskar's across the way at the prize pick sports desk. Yes, sir. Ace Cosby's there. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And Tom, we're joined by one of our favorite people.

[Tom Griswold]

He is comedian Dave Dugan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Always great to see you, Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

Dave. It's good to see you, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your nice attire on. Your. Your funky, almost a Grateful Dead shirt. I'm so is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

As Christy and I both noticed, it's kind of like the COVID of the great. A Grateful Dead album American Beauty. But it's not. So it was probably a. A bargain knockoff. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So cheap. What's going on? The Chinese beauty, I think, is what we're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't have to pay. Retail beauty. All right.

[Christy Lee]

That's not 100% cotton.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that's. There's nothing natural. That's very nice. Made by commies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

What is your. I mean, we all kind of have our uniform. I certainly wear the same thing every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm very excited because today's the first day of the Boots are back.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boots today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at those. Yeah, that's the right response. Personally, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

These are. These are made in France, I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of those tapped me in a stall one time.

[Tom Griswold]

Those that know. Those that don't, don't. They're from the Ross and all people. Now, do you have a uniform?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I don't like to dress up.

[Tom Griswold]

If I don't have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm with you, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing some of these, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Corporate shows recently here and stuff. It just feels good to be, you know, casual.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't like people to tell me what I'm supposed to wear.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess that's what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

You get an invitation and they have the audacity to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Business casual. That's confusing. Those are two different things.

[Tom Griswold]

Business is one thing. Casual is a whole nother.

[Bob Kevoian]

My favorite casual outfit is actually kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Of a black velour jumpsuit that I've showed up at a few business casual things wearing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I dress it up as spaghetti straps.

[Tom Griswold]

In my old prom shoes and give it a business edge. But cocktail attire.

[Bob Kevoian]

My wife and I got invited to.

[Tom Griswold]

An open house I don't know anything about.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wouldn't know. I wouldn't even know.

[Tom Griswold]

I just did that on Saturday. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Cocktail attire.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the. That's what I said in the invitation.

[Christy Lee]

And what'd you wear?

[Tom Griswold]

I ended up wearing my only suit.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I said to Kelly, what does this mean? I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I Showed up wearing jeans and.

[Tom Griswold]

A hoodie because I thought, I've slugged.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back a few cocktails wearing this one. My wife wore the cutoff jeans and the.

[Tom Griswold]

And the halter top because that's how.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mama likes to drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it? I.

[Christy Lee]

And then you have black tie optional.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but so what does cocktail therapy. You don't have to wear a tie. Is that the essence?

[Christy Lee]

I would think, but I think a jacket's still appropriate.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you wear a blue jean? Yeah. I needed all this.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. We just had this discussion in the green room because Josh has to go to a function. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a wedding in January, and.

[Christy Lee]

He'S gonna wear a nice suit jacket and a shirt and jeans. And he said, is that appropriate? And I said, of course. Ralph Lauren does it all the time. In fact, Ralph Lauren will do it with a tuxedo jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he's Ralph.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'm built like Ralph Kramden.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope you planned that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know we did not plan that. Even better.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think you can pull that off. I think it looks very classy and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. I'm hoping that the bride agrees.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, absolutely. Dress jeans.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat and I go, no, yeah, sure. Agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think it's a good look. I'll check with her. You know what? She and I have the kind of relationship.

[Tom Griswold]

I can ask, do you have any black jeans?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you should get some. That would be a very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. Yeah. Black jeans are kind of. They work. Yeah, that'll work. They're hipper. Of course. Anyway.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think so?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy can tell. Darker the wash, the more Christie can tell you. Well, I better not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bud Light Crocs.

[Christy Lee]

You can throw me under the bus.

[Tom Griswold]

Under the bus she's seen over the course of her life a number of black jeans on her floor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's sort of a band.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the band guys. All skinny pants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They all wear the skinny boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe the invitational, say black jeans optional. That would be nice.

[Christy Lee]

That would be funny that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had an invitation once. It said blackface optional. I was surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? Not many people opted for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's become a less popular Halloween costume as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah, I think we've some prime ministers, I think, taught us that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

May have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was the prime minister of Canada. Is that. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone know the song that mentions black jeans Forever?

[Bob Kevoian]

Romeo in black jeans.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael Penn's. Great song.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that song. What is it called? It's not called. No, Miss. Thank You? Yeah. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

It's on it sounds like a John Lennon tune.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like that? One day. I like that one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Michael Penn was a one hit.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a great Christmas song with his wife Amy. Amy, man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You kind of have to hunt for it, but it's really married to Amy, man. I didn't know that he's his real.

[Bob Kevoian]

Name or a pen name.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Michael Penn.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

He's Sean Penn's brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

He's been in here.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had no idea that was Sean Penn's brother. And then by then, by that. Chris Penn's brother. Yep. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not Crispin Lover. Chris Penn's brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Pig Pen from Grateful Dead.

[Bob Kevoian]

An uncle. I had no idea that they were all related to. Ties together. It's like a tapestry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a short kid. Right. A men pen. No.

[Christy Lee]

What's happening here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing comedic. And his uncle Eppie.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have stocked four voices ago. Would have been okay. You really nailed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, his. His uncle Eppie is allergic to everything. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't have penis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom laughed at epi.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw your shoulders move.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's because I was. I like. You really aren't going to cut this off now? It started so well.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like a tumor. It just keeps growing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad to hear a pig. Pig reference. I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

No one hears that anymore, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Early, Early Grateful Day, early guy. I. I was a late comer to the Grateful Dead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I didn't go to a show till like 88.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd already been touring for 20 some years, and I didn't really want to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

A friend that was really into them.

[Tom Griswold]

Said, I think you'd really like it and stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I say, well, I don't do.

[Tom Griswold]

Drugs or, you know, anything like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

But I said, I always kind of was attracted to hippie girls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

High school. And so I was scared of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I was also attracted to them. Him. He goes, well, you'll see a lot of that action. So I went and they.

[Tom Griswold]

They were all over the place.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I remember one was kind of walking my.

[Tom Griswold]

Walking my way. I could see her in long hair, straight hair, you know, and. And she had one of those tank tops that said, wwjd.

[Bob Kevoian]

What would Jesus do? Tell you what Jesus wouldn't do is kick you in the groin for staring at their chest too long. Something My sweet Lord would never.

[Tom Griswold]

My sweet Lord would never do.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Turn the other cheaper.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Yes. So I'm not a deadhead. I saw like 27 shows.

[Bob Kevoian]

But to be a deadhead, you.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to cook food in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Parking lot before the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Grilled cheese, which. Yeah, grilled cheese and Heineken's. I've been there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I'm not judging them.

[Tom Griswold]

I scored a lot of dollar grilled cheese on a hot plate. But. But you have to be careful. Careful and remember where you are. You're at a dead show.

[Bob Kevoian]

It could be laced with something.

[Tom Griswold]

One minute I thought I was eating the best veggie burrito I'd ever had.

[Bob Kevoian]

In my life, and next thing I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Nude from the waist down, singing I've.

[Bob Kevoian]

Been to the desert on a horse.

[Tom Griswold]

With no name, trying to get everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Involved in a group hug.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Well, let's. Let's move forward here. Very good. Our guest is comedian Dave Dur. Dugan. We're gonna hang out with date. You know, we forgot to do today in history.

[Christy Lee]

Again, we keep.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we do a little bit of it anyway?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'd like to hear about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Also coming up, we have.

[Christy Lee]

Not now, not now.

[Tom Griswold]

In a minute. We have an interesting story about the jazz in the news. If you're a jazz fan, sure. I feel kind of bad for the musicians and for the. I mean, a gig is a gig, as they say, but this. This is a rather odd gig. And you. And you'll find out about that. We also have. My favorite story of the day involves. Do you have a cat, Dave? Yes, we do. We have everything. We have a cat, we have a dog. Taking bearded dragons, black rhinos, miniature donkeys. Whoever needs a home needs to live.

[Bob Kevoian]

Off my teeth for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Black rhino's optional, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

A sore point. What have you got coming, Christy? Anything else?

[Christy Lee]

All of those things and more. Because we also have. What is the functional peak for adulthood, if you were to guess?

[Bob Kevoian]

I really have no guess on that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just hope I haven't hit it yet, because you haven't. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, you haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

There's your first hint.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is not the functional peak for maturity because clearly none of us have hit it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think that ever happens.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need to fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin's there. Hello. Jeff Oski across the way at the prize pick sports desk. Hey, man. Ace Cosby's running the board. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold with the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And Tom, we're joined by a special guest this morning. Always great to see him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I get mad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you get mad?

[Tom Griswold]

Dave Dugan. Better looking than me. More head than me. More what?

[Bob Kevoian]

More hair than you. Although maybe judging by his mood and your Mood and your dreams.

[Tom Griswold]

How vulgar. Working with you. Working with you. Feral dogs. Dave's got a full head of hair. He's a handsome guy. He's got the best speaking voice I've ever heard. It's. It's. It's terrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

Morehead head than me about that all day.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. You know, Dave, you're gonna force me to break format. Does this show have a format?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's chaos. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good, good, good. You were talking about the fact that you've seen how many grateful dead shows? 27.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about 27 something. Have you seen the. The new versions of them? The various iterations without Jerry? They have the. I saw one dead in Company. One Rat dog, which is Bob. Bob. John Mayer out there with him. It's. It's interesting. Yeah. We had a friend one time, the Grateful Dead were famous for coming around here, and they would do three shows in a row. They had. They loved the. The theater there, the outdoor. And anyway, there was a big campground that had been set up right by the venue, and they had camping. It was great. But you mentioned. And walking into the concerts, there's the guy selling the cheese sandwiches and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. Usually the ice cold Heinekens, et cetera, et cetera. $2? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a good deal. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But again, you were they dosed was the question. Our friend Ed Johnson ott went out there. I would have say Ed's last name. It sounded like he was some kind of weird astronaut. He's one of the Johnson ots to the moon. He recorded this conversation, which. I just love hearing this. Here we go. This is a Deadhead at the campground. Okay, well, you talk about losing things. I actually lost a car on tour one time. How did this happen?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I guess I was having so.

[Tom Griswold]

Much fun at one show that I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Forgot I had my own car.

[Tom Griswold]

And about three shows down the road, these friends of mine asked me, hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Raj, where's your car?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I got my.

[Bob Kevoian]

My jacket in your car.

[Tom Griswold]

And I said, oh, I did have a car, didn't I?

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's probably sitting wherever it was that I abandoned it. But I was having a lot of fun in cars.

[Tom Griswold]

A small sacrifice if I get into shows. It's an interesting attitude, and I'm not above that. I'm often. I forget, you know, where I parked and that kind of thing. And often can't find my way out of parking lots.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even though I grew up in the.

[Tom Griswold]

70S, I just never got into the. The drug culture, you know, that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

A decade to sex, sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

One for three for me. Because I could listen to radio anytime I. I wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, closest I've come, I guess, to.

[Tom Griswold]

Any kind of drug thing would be not that many years ago. Just a few years ago, some friends talked me into doing. Doing the gummies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that didn't work out for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I slept through the tax deadline and.

[Tom Griswold]

Woke up missing a toe.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, yeah, it really went poorly.

[Tom Griswold]

Just saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you may want to try a lower dosage.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the only drug I'm in favor of is that. I'll just call that colonoscopy drug.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

When you have a procedure, you know what I'm talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Now, I've told 17.

[Tom Griswold]

17 million fans that I've had a colonoscopy that was. Is that the one where you wake up, like, an hour later?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you're not completely under, in a way. It's called Twilight.

[Christy Lee]

Twilight Sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Propofol.

[Tom Griswold]

I just remembered it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Propofol.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the one that took out Michael Jackson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I thought I was. Oh, I thought was on the Conrad Murray Cocktail. I woke up singing Beat it and asking if I could see Tito.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the other one. There's another one. I think it's versed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the big benzodiazepine.

[Tom Griswold]

Where you wake up and you're walking around and talking, and then you. But you don't remember anything. The one you got to be careful of. Yeah, yeah. But they also, though, they'll tell you stuff, and you have no memory of it, so it's Right. I don't know why they bother telling you. You. You're sitting up and answering questions. Yeah. Okay. Well, now we've broken our format, so might as well continue that. Shall we do today in history, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. What is today's date?

[Christy Lee]

October 20th.

[Tom Griswold]

I really should look at these things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, this is a good one. We got some great stuff here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1864, Abraham Lincoln did what?

[Christy Lee]

1860.

[Tom Griswold]

On this day in 1864, went to the bathroom. Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Gettysburg Address?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what. Why was that a terrible guess?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know anything else that he did?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. He wrestled his roommate nude. No. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He declared what a national holiday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

He made Thanksgiving a national holiday. This is. He made a famous speech, and he declared that the day after Thanksgiving would be known as Black Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And he had. They had a sale of the general store right down from the White House. Many say he was in the pocket of Big Turkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have no doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is one of my. I wish Chick were here because he hates this story.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wish Chick were here?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna see who might know this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet Godwin does.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Pat on the state. Something famous happened. For Dick Fosberry.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the flop. It's the high jump.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, of course he would know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was a track guy. He was a Track guy for 22 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Prior to Dick Fosberry, the they. They called it the Western roll. You'd approach the high jump bar, but Dick. Dick Fosbury turned around and jumped backwards single handedly revolutionizing an athletic event. Right. I think it's very impressive. Chick always goes, big deal. He died just a couple years ago, but I mean a great athlete, but I always felt bad for him because.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put him in the casket.

[Tom Griswold]

In his later years, he'd be having sexual dysfunction issues and his wife would go, oh, the Fosbury flop again. Okay, I used a high jump and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, I was a track cross country guy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you were.

[Tom Griswold]

And I used to really be a good jumper. I don't mean to brag, but. No, it's all kind of turned around. I have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I get a little nervous trying to negotiate the shower curb at this. At this point. It wasn't that high yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Just realize something. They called it the Fosbury Flop. His name was Dick Fosberry. Glad they went with the last name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, The Dick Flopping. 1971. 1973, the Sydney Opera House opened. Anyone?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure. Yeah, over there. Looks like all cool in Australia. Off the coast of la, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a ways away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Named after Sidney Poitier.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is one of my favorite things. The Monster Mash.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean the Graveyard smash?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it became number one on this date in 1962.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now it caught on in a flash. I don't know if you guys knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Oski, do you know who does the Monster Mash?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have no clue. Clue.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is Bobby Boris Pickett? Bobby Boris Pickett.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now is he was the Crypt so.

[Tom Griswold]

I could get some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is The Crypt Kicker 5. That's his backup band. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he references The Crypt Kicker 5.

[Bob Kevoian]

But are they listed in the title?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so. That's a good. That's a fair question.

[Christy Lee]

What if you were in the five? Wouldn't you be upset about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, a young Jimi Hendrix was one of the Crypt K.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe he was James Brown. What's interesting about this, I always wondered if Boris Karloff got a royalty.

[Bob Kevoian]

I doubt it, because.

[Tom Griswold]

Impression, Right. Yeah. He goes, sent you. The answer is no. But Boris Karloff actually liked the song. Boris Karloff, of course. Famous for playing the Frankenstein monster among many other horror films. There's a great photograph floating around the Internet. Have you seen that? One of the. Of Boris Karloff having lunch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I love that. Yeah. He's sitting in the chair in the full makeup and smoking a cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But Boris Karloff actually liked the song. And somewhere out there floating around is a. Is a video of Boris Karloff singing it. How about that? But, Bobby, Boris Pickett is no longer with us, of course. Dj, wasn't he? At one time he was a radio dj. He was an actor wannabe. That was a cover band.

[Bob Kevoian]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's. He started talking like, Boris Karloff is a joke between songs. And one of his bandmates said, hey, I've got a night. They wrote the thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

His brother Wilson thought that was very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Bobby. Wilson Pickett.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wilson Pickett. Wilson Pickett. Please keep up. If we're gonna trudge through ancient swamp, I need you.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. They say that this song generates estimates between 500,000 and a million dollars a year.

[Bob Kevoian]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

What am I doing wrong?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, you need to write a monster mash.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like your favorite novel novelty song. Oh, God, I love that song. I just. I just. It's just so good. Anyway, it was number one in this state many, many years ago and resurfaces all the time now. Now, that's the only. The last interesting thing that happened on this date, unless you want to hear. But in 1955, Harold Harry Belafonte recorded the Banana Boat song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, who doesn't love that? And this time of year, you got Beetlejuice on All the Time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's famous and doesn't say what day of the week it was. Day. Oh, day of the week. Go home.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's enough, Mr. Taliban. Me. Do I have that wrong? Oh, to man. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Rolling Stones recorded their worst hit on this thing. That is the worst.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a dog. How come I like it so much?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. Let's see. Oh, and happy birthday. Now, do you go Bella or Bayla for Mr. Lugosi? Bella. I say Bella Lugosi. I've always heard people do, but it's. Bela Fleck is the great band.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a different, different man in time. I've never understood this weird Argument. This is Christine, this is Kristen. No.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, only one of them could be right, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, they could each be right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who Bela Lugosi played or. Bela Lugosi.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Dracula.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct. Remember the first time you tuned in Sesame street and the Count came up? Then you just say to yourself, that's the most brilliant joke. Always made me off. One, two.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got Carlin, you got prior the Count.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hilarious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really. Most brilliant joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Love the guy. Happy birthday, Snoop Dogg. And lastly, happy birthday, John Krasinski. Now a. Now a action hero.

[Christy Lee]

Hero. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of all.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

He's really cool. Yeah. No, that'll do it for today in history.

[Christy Lee]

Married to Emily Blunt, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Emily.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your thoughts on Emily.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he wrote her a poem last Valentine's Day, he got kicked out of the house. Christy Lee, what else is happening? At the Silac Insurance news desk, a.

[Christy Lee]

California woman was shocked to see her cat add a dead mouse into her soup as it was cooking on the stove.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, ordinarily, I always find stories like this, too. No way.

[Christy Lee]

But a kitchen camera in the home in Merced captured the foster cat named Wendy hopping up onto the counter and dropping a mouse into a pot on the cube.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't have to tell us the cat's name. Everyone knows it's Wendy.

[Christy Lee]

The cat's owners, you are on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

The association. Did you see the video up there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's so disgusting.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what this cat could use? Or this soup could use? A little mouse. I don't understand the zooming in and out.

[Christy Lee]

The cat's owner said she was out feeding her dogs when Wendy decided to help out with dinner. The woman told KMPH TV that she only thought to review the footage after finding Wendy sitting on the floor continuous continuously crying and staring at the pot. Oh, she said, as you can guess, it was takeout for dinner that night. Yeah, I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

A catatouille. What I'm wondering about, who would have a camera positioned so that it's showing their stovetop?

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone staging a cat dropping a mouse, trying to get a lot of hits in the game. I'm assuming it was a wide shot of the kitchen and they just zoomed in.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why they. Maybe that's right. It's jumping around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, for sure. Oh, that's a big mouse, too. That's a gigantic. Like you need an exterminator. Yeah, like you got an issue in your house.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and depending on right now, when it starts to get cold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The mice start running in. But also, I mean, Mike, when I used to have Fluff and Puff, the two cats, you know, Puff, the big white one, showed up with a snake in his mouth one day. That's. Here's your reward. And there we decimated the population of chipmunks in Harbor Springs, Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

I wish they were still alive. I could have them come to my house. There's a great video on Instagram of a guy who helped out a mountain lion. He was his mountain lion. He got stuck in a trap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that's great. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And he helps this mountain lion get out of the trap, and the mountain lion runs off, and he starts bringing him possums and raccoons, not just a mouse at your door.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like, really gifting the hell out of him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. This mountain lion's bringing him a big thing.

[Tom Griswold]

How did he know the mountain lion wouldn't go right for his neck?

[Bob Kevoian]

Animals. No, this metal shield he made that had, like, a little opening in the bottom so he could put the shield between him and the thing and put the paw through and then released it and the thing took off. But, yeah, then he started bringing this man to his cabin, like, all these dead animals, like, as a reward.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this guy, like, a mountain man?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it his. Was it his trap?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. But, like, where he's at, it looks like there aren't a lot of people. You know what I mean? Like, it's. He lives up in the mountains. Right. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That was pretty amazing, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay, cool. Well, now we gotta catch up with some other news if we have time. Yes, but right now it's time to remind you about the quality of Simply Safe. I'm a big fan. In fact, not only do we have it at home, we have. Have it in the hallway here.

[Christy Lee]

They might need it at the Louvre.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we never got in that story.

[Christy Lee]

No, we'll get to it.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get the details when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Add to or continue the conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this this is the Bob and Tom Shows coming up in a few minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey there, Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Pat Godwin's being silly with his glasses. Hello, Jeff. Little Charles Nelson Riley Action. There's Jeff Oskay at the prize pick sports desk. Hey, man, Ace Cosby's there. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom. Tom. We're joined by one of our favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

People, comedian Dave Dugan. He's great. And I'm looking up Something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Dave has a Stanley. Did you notice that? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you aware you know us, a Stanley? Yeah, that's become the new parlance.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wife got there for.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know. When you were a kid, when you were a kid, wasn't it called a thermos? Yes. And that's. That's apparently also a name brand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like one of those things where you call a Kleenex a Kleenex tissue. But yeah, they'll call it Thermos. Yeah, that's not really a thermos unless.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'S a name brand. Thermos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

World's confusing place. It is now.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if thermos makes one. I mean, the key to those things is the fact that it narrows at the bottom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does thermos make a tumbler? I'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

So you.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they do.

[Tom Griswold]

You call it a tumbler.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many people do. Now when we were growing up, like, how much water were you consuming a day as a child? How much came out of a hose? Yeah. Or out of a water fountain, like twice. Like, our kids are the most hydrated, like, generation ever. They all have to carry better if they're drinking the right stuff. But I mean, we all made it. I know, but now, have you ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Seen Josh in the morning, he walks up to our water machine. What is that, a 1 gallon?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's 120. What the hell is it? I forget, but it lasts me all day.

[Tom Griswold]

You haul that thing around, doesn't the water get warm throughout the day?

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's fine. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Warm water or the room temperature water is better on your digest. Digestive system.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, so I was trying to find out what the name of the drug was for during colonoscopies. Yeah, Versa. There's a whole bunch of them.

[Christy Lee]

There's a bunch of. Yeah, it depends on your doctor. And who doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

My doctor uses reverse it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

For now, ask.

[Tom Griswold]

Ask for Propofol. I even asked for that in liquor stores now. Yeah, this. This one. Number one is propofol, number three is nitrous oxide. And then there's a bunch of them that sound like they're nuclear Roqueronium succulentolin or something. Not that morphine. Remifentinel. This is hammer to the head. Yeah. Okay. So colonoscope.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a terrible insurance plan.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why I got many plans here.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them. One of them. I think. I think it's the. I. I think it's versed, I think. Isn't that the one where you. It's like the truth serum. Yeah, You. You're kind of half awake and you answer questions but you don't remember anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotta have the right person pick you up from that.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, that's the one they give you when you get your wisdom teeth out. That causes the kids to make all the funny things.

[Tom Griswold]

I just know the last time I was like in this fog and all I remember was the nurse asking me for my Netflix password, which I thought was weird. Now we've promised to do this story about the big heist. We forgot to do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Thieves have stolen priceless Napoleonic jewels from the Louvre Museum in Paris. The daylight heist occurred about 30 minutes after opening, unfolding less than 30 yards away from the Mona Lisa. Several intruders entered using a basket lift stationed outside a window, which they then forced open. They smashed display cases to remove several items from the Apollon Gallery where the crown diamonds are displayed before fleeing on motorbikes. There were two guys dressed in construction vests that were outside on the basket lift, and then the two guys that ran inside and then stole the jewels within four months. Minutes. That took them like four minutes to do these.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the Napoleonic crown jewels, not the ones you associate with England.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is obviously in France.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. The culture Minister, Rashida Dati, described the theft as professional, a four minute operation. The Louvre was closed for the rest of the day for a forensic investigation. One object, the emerald set imperial crown of Napoleon III's wife, Empress Eugenie, containing more than 1300 diamonds, was later found outside the museum. Museum. It was reportedly covered, recovered, rather broken. I don't know if that means it was broken and the diamonds were stolen.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Pierre, I told you, don't drop the crown, you idiot. I had to try it on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say they keep them. They pulled it off.

[Christy Lee]

Those in the. No, say this kind of a heist. Those diamonds and those jewels are already taken apart and already being cut down and sold other places. And they will never be replaced.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that's fine. They were just sitting there anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

At least now they're part of the economy. Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's an interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, nobody looks at those and goes, oh, thank God. I saw those.

[Christy Lee]

I just saw the crown jewels in the Tower of London. And I was. It was amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw those too. And I went, oh, yeah, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't they occasionally take those jewels on and wear them for events? Yeah, sometimes surrounded by bodyguards.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wish I was smart enough to be part of a heist. Well, you and I have a scheme that involves construction. Oh, yeah. We're not going to talk about it, but we. We legitimately do have something.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

These guys are going to. They have to unload this stuff. So I'm sure it's probably on Le Facebook Marketplace. Le Facebook Marketplace. Pierre, I told you, don't put the Napoleonic jewels there, you idiot. What's your.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's your. What are you brewing up?

[Tom Griswold]

What's your plan?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're going to key my car again? No, not again. Not again. We got enough laughs out of that. Yeah, I guess your reaction was price.

[Tom Griswold]

If they caught these guys. And I'm assuming it's guys. If they caught these guys, did they own the movie rights?

[Bob Kevoian]

George Clooney does, I think, automatically. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that movie? I don't do a talk. Does anyone own the name? Ocean's Onse doesn't really have that onset.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mar.

[Tom Griswold]

The 11 of the sea.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't speak French. I'm sorry, but these guys got in and out in four minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you see that? They're being hired by NASCAR for the playoffs. Who are these guys?

[Christy Lee]

But right in broad daylight, they bring this construction crane right up there in front of everybody, pull the thing up to the window, climb up the. I mean, you look like you're supposed to be there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody question.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Carry a clipboard thing.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Exactly what I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Look like. You know what you're doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or a ladder. I mean, that can get a little cumbersome. But you carry a ladder, everybody thinks you're working on something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially like on the subway.

[Bob Kevoian]

I go to the movies for free all the time. I see everything from an angle.

[Tom Griswold]

If you put on. You could have put any kind of vest with the words gas company on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Carrying a clipboard, wearing a hard hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. You're getting.

[Tom Griswold]

And you walk in. Yeah. Was sent by Mr. Johnson. You're in. They're not going to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well. This.

[Tom Griswold]

Remove his rated R. Let me see your ide.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a gas leak in Taylor Swift's dressing room, sir. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Dave Dugan. Thank you very much, Dave. Great stuff. Thank you. It's always a pleasure. Nice to see you all. And I didn't know how it's going to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I left my car idling.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Appreciate being here. At least you crack the window for your wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we. Where do people find Dave Dugan? Online?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you mean Like a website or YouTube.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Yeah, you can go on.

[Bob Kevoian]

You YouTube.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. You tell me more.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're asking. You're asking for me to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not know that's what we were doing. Okay. Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Dave Dugan.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? Nevermind.com hold on.

[Tom Griswold]

This might be a perfect opportunity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Say, watch that dry Bar special again.

[Tom Griswold]

End.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because if there's a few more likes.

[Tom Griswold]

I might, might get a second one.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. But that, that take a. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All your listeners on Dry bar. So it's davedugancomedy.com. yeah. Is that correct? That's. That's. Yep. That's the website. I have to tell him. His own website.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look up that Comedy Special on YouTube.

[Tom Griswold]

Or drive the man wearing pants. I don't know. He forgot. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just gotta get a hold of us.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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