The BOB & TOM Show - October 21, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – October 21, 2025

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a lively blend of Halloween-themed comedy, sports talk, news headlines, listener letters, and the classic roundtable banter that defines the long-running morning show. Broadcasting live from the O’Reilly Auto Parts Studios, the crew—Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Willie Griswold, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby, and several special guests—delve into everything from ghost stories and World Series fever to technological nostalgia, recurring dreams, and the very latest in butt-related medical science.

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Main Themes & Purpose

• Celebrating Spooky Season: With Halloween around the corner, the show kicks off with original creepy songs, ghost stories, and jokes about monster movie names.
• Listener Engagement: The hosts read and respond to colorful letters from listeners, covering everything from dream analysis to peanut butter loyalty.
• Banter on Obsolete Technologies: The cast chuckles about pagers, rotary phones, VHS tapes, and other bygone tech.
• Sports Updates & Jokes: They recap baseball's recent playoffs, the World Series matchup, and indulge in playful headlines, plus football talk with sports correspondent Kostaki Economopoulos.
• Absurd News & Medical Oddities: From Halloween parties at funeral homes to breakthrough “butt breathing" methods, the crew serves up and laughs at the world's oddest news.
• Classic BOB & TOM Irreverence: Throughout, the cast maintains a playful, sometimes irreverent, tone peppered with puns, jabs, and inside jokes.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Halloween Opening & Ghost Story Song

• [01:14–04:21] Kicks off with a spooky original Halloween ghost song delivered in graveyard style.
  • “Now all you trick or treaters come listen to me…” (Narrator)
  • The cast riffs on the story, poking fun at cobwebs, pale boys, and graveyard dirt.
  • Discussion about ghoulish TV hosts and fun Halloween personas.

2. Obsolete Technology Nostalgia

• [05:54–07:12, 61:23–68:34]
  • Bob introduces the concept of “Things That Are Obsolete,” referencing a RadioShack ad and marveling at how everything now fits on a smartphone.
  • “Have you seen a pager lately?” — Bob Kevoian [06:05]
  • The crew reminisces about rotary phones, public phone booths, cable TV, fax machines, landlines, pagers, and more.
    • Notable Quote: “There’s a lot of stuff we’ve forgotten about that was everywhere just a little while ago.” — Bob Kevoian [06:19]
  • Ace Cosby: “I still got my VHS at home!” [70:11]
  • Willie Griswold quips about outdated calculators: “If you give me that thing, I’ll show you how to play games on there.” [70:54]

3. Sports: World Series & More

• [06:34–08:08, 47:11–51:25, 89:00–95:56]
  • Bob’s proud “Blue Jays slew Seattle” pun celebrates Toronto making the World Series [06:39–06:46].
  • Recap of Shohei Ohtani’s playoff performance and baseball’s biggest moments.
    • “It’s probably the coolest thing to ever happen in any sport, ever.” — Willie Griswold [07:42]
  • Jokes and stories about football teams, including a segment with Kostaki Economopoulos, who weaves football puns with sharp stand-up-style jokes [91:08–95:56].
    • “There’s a lot of light streaming into the Cowboy stadium... at Jerry Jones’s age, he might start walking into the light.” — Kostaki [93:05]
    • Running gags on sports uniforms, stadium quirks, and fan superstitions.

4. Listener Letters: Dreams, Elevators, and Otis Loyalty

• [08:44–15:43, 17:39–22:48]
  • They revisit yesterday’s topic: recurring dreams, especially anxiety dreams related to listeners’ professions.
    • “Whatever you do a lot, you’ll have anxiety dreams about.” — Tom Griswold [09:25]
    • Truckers dreaming about falling asleep at the wheel; pilots dreaming about crashing.
    • Bob’s radio version: “Back in the days of vinyl records, and the record’s running out, I don’t know what to do next…” [11:09]
  • Letter about a honeymoon in a hotel built by architect “Albert Anus” and a detailed Otis elevator anecdote: “If I go to a building and they have non-Otis elevators, I take the stairs.” — Tom Griswold [18:58]
  • They poke affectionate fun at each other’s quirks and obsessions.

5. Absurd & Inventive News Stories

Butt Breathing Revolution

• [12:58, 44:36–44:52, 127:09–131:34]
  • Science segment about “butt breathing,” inspired by a real experimental medical practice:
    • “In an emergency, they are experimenting now with oxygenating people’s blood through their anus.” — Bob Kevoian [13:18, recapped 127:15]
    • Panel erupts with jokes and speculation about spa trends, snorkeling innovation, and how enema-style oxygenation might look on an ambulance ride.
    • Jeff Oskay recounts a real-life story of classmates “boofing” MDMA—but the crew (wisely) mostly jokes: “If you have to do this as an EMT—so it’s like mouth-to-mouth, but it’s a LOT different…” [128:01]

Funeral Home Halloween Party

• [77:57–81:16]
  • The hosts discuss the cancellation of a “safe and sweet” family-friendly Halloween party held at a coroner’s office due to concerns about 24 rotting bodies found behind a hidden door.
    • “Don’t hit that pinata too hard. That might be Lloyd.” — Bob Kevoian [79:42]

Smart Toilets & Fecal Analysis

• [135:55–137:11]
  • Kohler introduces “Decoda” – a health-analyzing toilet with fingerprint sensors and a camera for stool tracking.
    • “Honey, what’s our password? I’ve got to go take a dump.” — Bob Kevoian [136:36]
    • Listeners and cast weigh in on whether anyone would actually subscribe to “commode camera” analytics.

6. Light-hearted Banter, Ambiguously Inappropriate Jokes, and Halloween Gimmicks

• Monster movie name generator: The hosts create their own horror movie titles based on initials, resulting in gems such as "Beware the Shrinking Martian" and "Attack of the Disco Vampires." [106:06–109:03]
• Halloween decorations gone awry, bears scared by motion-activated props, and debates over the best way to trick-or-treat.
• Nostalgic candy talk, from candy cigarettes to Big League Chew and deep-fried Uncrustables [59:32–61:12].
• The infamous “trick or treat this, buddy!” riff, inspired by an Omaha Steaks ad [34:54–35:38].
• A running joke on recurring dreams, “dream analysis,” and how therapists just glaze over when they come up [32:32–33:33].
• Frequent callbacks to their own and each other’s odd habits, family histories, and inside references.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “Have you seen a pager lately?” — Bob Kevoian [06:05]
• “There’s a lot of stuff we’ve forgotten about that was everywhere just a little while ago.” — Bob Kevoian [06:19]
• “It’s probably the coolest thing to ever happen in any sport, ever.” — Willie Griswold [07:42] (on Shohei Ohtani’s playoff game)
• “If I go to a building and they have non-Otis elevators, I take the stairs.” — Tom Griswold [18:58]
• “Whatever you do a lot, you’ll have anxiety dreams about.” — Tom Griswold [09:25]
• “In an emergency, they are experimenting now with oxygenating people’s blood through their anus.” — Bob Kevoian [13:18]
• "Trick or treat this, buddy!" — Tom Griswold [35:19]
• "It’s a sausage fest and a half in here." — Christy Lee [05:20]
• "Now, you were a DJ during the disco era. Did you ever have to DJ disco stuff?" — Bob Kevoian [109:45]
• “It’s a really fascinating news story—your ass could save your ass.” — Bob Kevoian [113:21]
• "Boofing is the name of that." — Willie Griswold [128:25]
• "If you try to get your grandma to sit on the vibrator at the restaurant, it’s a bad idea." — Tom Griswold [64:45]
• "Fudruckers had a ‘no photographs’ sign. I still can’t figure out why, that’s so hostile." — Bob Kevoian [29:25]
• “The downside of a landline is if someone breaks into your house, they can just rip it out.” — Tom Griswold [63:09]
• "He had 48 animals in the White House. Roosevelt basically had a zoo." — Bob Kevoian [153:13]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Halloween Ghost Song and Banter: [01:14–04:21]
• Tech Nostalgia (Pagers, Rotary Phones, etc.): [05:54–07:12, 61:23–68:34]
• World Series and Sports Headlines: [06:34–08:08, 47:11–51:25, 89:00–95:56]
• Listener Letters: Recurring Dreams & Elevators: [08:44–15:43, 17:39–22:48]
• Obsolete Tech Rapid-Fire: [68:34–73:13]
• Butt Breathing Science Story: [127:09–131:34]
• Funeral Home Halloween Party Goof: [77:57–81:16]
• Peanut Allergy News and Jokes: [82:39–83:59, 86:48–88:02]
• Monster Movie Name Game: [106:06–109:03]
• Bathroom Signs and Walking Backwards: [157:36–164:00]

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Additional Highlights

• Guest Appearances & Stand-Up Bits: Comedian Dave Dugan joins the cast for in-studio hijinks [58:46 onward].
• Musical Interludes: Pat Godwin performs “I Can Drive My Car” (Beatles parody) [124:02]
• Kostaki’s NFL Segment: Sharp, irreverent football quips and soft-serve “dad jokes” [93:05, 93:33].
• Letters Section: Otis elevators, strange hotel architects, and more silly mail from the road [18:19–22:46].

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Final Thoughts

This episode encapsulates what The BOB & TOM Show does best: blending topical news, irreverent comedy, Americana nostalgia, and genuine listener engagement. Whether gushing about obscure elevators, reliving childhood candy, deep-diving absurd medical breakthroughs, or lampooning Halloween monsters, the cast remains buoyant, loose, and ready for anything.

Closing

• For listener participation and contest info, visit bobandtom.com/contest.
• Don’t forget: “your ass could save your ass.” And in the world of BOB & TOM, nothing is too odd to be news.

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“Whatever you do… you’ll have anxiety dreams about.” — Tom Griswold [09:25]

“This could eventually… your ass could save your ass.” — Bob Kevoian [113:21]

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Announcer/Narrator]

It'S the Bob and Tom Show. Now all you trick or treaters come listen to me. Good bout A grave that's in a graveyard in this very neighborhood contains a boy who died this very night so long ago. And now candy wrappers mysteriously appear around his stone. You know it's Halloween. You know it's kinda scary the way the ghosts come floating out of the cemetery sliding through the dirt all cold and moldy and the only thing that they can think about is how to get your candy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, do your witch voice Kristen. Come on. Trick or treat.

[Announcer/Narrator]

Hear the children crying but who's that pale boy at the back with the antique suit and tie on? When you passed out the candy it seemed to fade into his hand. Look there's a clump of fresh dirt on the spot where he'd stand. Oh it's Halloween. You know it's kind of scary the way the ghosts come floating out of the cemetery sliding through the dirt all cold and moldy and the only thing that they can think about is how to get your candy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Announcer/Narrator]

I heard about this kid who collected lots of sweets and with a flashlight in his bed he counted out his treats. When they found him in the morning the bags of candy they were gone. A clump of fresh dirt by his bed and the flashlight was still on. You know it's kinda scary the way the ghosts come floatin out of the cemetery sliding through the dirt all cold and moldy and the only thing that they can think about is how.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now.

[Announcer/Narrator]

Each and every child behind a mask is hid but which one do you think's a ghost and which one is a kid? But in the shiny darkness when the leaves Are blowing through. Has it occurred to you the only one that's not a ghost is you? La la la la la. And so you trick or treaters, take heed of what I said and leave your candy here with me. Don't take it up to bed. I'll protect you from the ghoulies and the ghosties and the beasties. Though you may lose that Snickers bar and ooh, look, Reese's Pieces. Oh, it's Halloween. You know, it's kinda scary the way the ghosts come floatin out of the cemetery. Now get on up to bed. But broom before you do and sweep up this clump of fresh dirt that fell off of my pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Scary.

[Tom Griswold]

Scary.

[Jeff Oskay]

Quite spooky.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, the singer of that song was actually dad. It is the Bob and Tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could be a one of those ghoulish TV hosts that'd be fun. Like Scary Larry, named in honor of your dad.

[Tom Griswold]

I am Scary Larry. Tonight we have an Francis in Attack of the Labias.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, the majora.

[Christy Lee]

Every man's afraid of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it a sometimes afraid timid shy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin there. Hello, there's Jeff Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey man.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie G over at the prize pick sports desk. Hey man, there's Ace Cosby. Hello boy. Christy, I. This is a sausage fest and a half.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

But for you I. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Josh Arnold, Cocktail weenies. We don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Stephen Singer, sidekick, chair. And we are all coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And there's Tommy. Enjoying spooky season so far, Tom. Oh, we have a fun game to play coming up here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh good. We got. I had a. Got up super early. I did a little bit of a deep digging into. Into some fun stuff today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I promise you.

[Christy Lee]

Including.

[Bob Kevoian]

Including things that are obsolete in our culture.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That have gone away. Like let's. Like a pager.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen a pager lately?

[Tom Griswold]

It's been a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of stuff like that. There's that famous Radio Shack ad that everything in it is now on a phone now. Now on a. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Carry it in your pocket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's all right there. There's a lot of stuff we've kind of forgotten about that was out there. But first our big news from the world of sports. Spartans in the world of baseball. Baseball in Toronto last night. I dare I say I've written a headline for this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, let's hear it. Or do we need to hear the story first to get the headline.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me try the headline, see if it works. Technically, the Blue Jays slew Seattle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a racehorse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody?

[Willie Griswold]

Willie, look, you are just proud of that one, man. You got here early. You're doing homework.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. This is what happens when you caffeinate at 3:30 in the morning. You see, Seattle Slew won the Triple Crown quite a while back, of course. So I think actually the Blue Jays have won the World Series twice since Seattle Slew won the Triple Crown, actually. But yeah, that was a big news story, right, Willie?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

George Springer put Toronto ahead with a three run homer in the seventh inning. And the Blue Jays advanced to the World Series for the first time since 1993, beating the Seattle Mariners 43 in Game 7 of the American League Championship Series.

[Christy Lee]

Now they play the Dodgers, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Good luck.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't seem like they can be stopped, does it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Possibly one of the greatest games of all time over the weekend. Shohei Ohtani.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Ohtani.

[Bob Kevoian]

He pitched it. He got three home runs. I mean, come on. I don't think Babe Ruth ever did anything that cool.

[Willie Griswold]

It's probably the coolest thing to ever happen in any sport ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is just. It's amazing. Especially during a playoff situation.

[Tom Griswold]

Situation.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we'll see what happens during the world. So this will probably. I would assume it helped the World Series get better ratings.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, typically.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How's the pitcher?

[Bob Kevoian]

Such a good batter?

[Pat Godwin]

Was he groomed like that? Was he trained to be a good.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't really know much about his training. Yeah, it's insane.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, yeah, without a doubt.

[Willie Griswold]

He's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the best performances ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I wonder how his former translator is doing. Is that guy in stir, as they say.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember the guy that was impersonating money and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I think he still has plenty.

[Christy Lee]

So they ship him back.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was busy focusing on his game, not watching his accountant. But coming up story, we have more sporting news, but we got to catch you guys up on a topic that came up yesterday. And having other people talk about their dreams can be kind of boring. But this was sort of interesting. The, the most common dreams that we had, the top 50, none of them were sex dreams, which surprised me.

[Christy Lee]

Recurring dreams. Yeah. We have a lot of letters today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Do you remember what the number one dream was?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Falling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Falling.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never had that one. But the one in the room that had had most of them was Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I think there were only like 2 out of the 15 we talked about that. I didn't have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you have a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I asked this question. I don't have an answer exactly yet. I want to know if you're a parachute jumper.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a skydiver?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Skydiver. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the worst.

[Jeff Oskay]

I sent you a message from a skydiver. If you check your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Because I was kind of wondering if that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Basically, this guy wrote in and was like, oh, yeah. All the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So whatever it is you do a lot, you'll have anxiety dreams about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like this guy. This is from Garrett. He's a truck driver. I've had a recurring dream where I fall asleep at the wheel. And when I wake up, my foot is usually buried into my bed as if I'm stepping on the brake pedal. It's the most terrifying dream I've ever had in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And here's this. Here it is. I have a sky. I have been a skydiver, done over 100 jumps, tandem and solo. The dream of a shoot not opening is very real. I've never hit the ground. I wake up right as the grass is closing in. I wake up in a cold sweat and my wife says I'm whimpering. Well, man, it's horrific. Nick from Fort Wayne.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's got to be terrifying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's one. This is.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never heard of this place. Well, I'm sorry. This is really scary throwing you here. Lou Gouti, Indiana.

[Christy Lee]

Lagodi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lagodi.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

L O O G O O T Goati Yes. Wow. That sounds like something that was on a scoreboard in Hoosiers.

[Christy Lee]

They played the Myelin Hoosiers at one point.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lagodi.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. This is Jared from Lugoti. I'm a private pilot. I have a dream every week. I'm in a plane. I totally forgot how to fly the plane or land the plane. I always wake up just before I crash. Terrifying. So I guess pretty much everybody who does something like, we have a much less scary dream where we're on the radio and in my case, back in the days of vinyl records, and the record's running out, I don't know what to do next. I don't have any commercials ready. I don't have any copy to read and.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have the next song.

[Christy Lee]

Put up high Anxiety dreams.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I call that the Jay Baker Dream.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Inside one of our.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. He Jay was famous for. He'd be the record at end. He'd be chatting away. He'd shove his Chair back, I swear to God. Lean back, grab any album he did. Just pull it out, take a look at it, chatting away, we'll do it. And then all of a sudden throw it on there and hope that it was something that was a hit. I am not making this up at the. It may be a little inside radio, but that was, that's, that's a true thing.

[Christy Lee]

True skill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'd have to, I'd have to go stand by, everybody. I've got to stop talking while I cue this thing up. So if you had a great dream coming up, we have a letter that has everything, everything you want in life in it. I, I can't. This is so amazing. But we'll come back with that in just a couple minutes.

[Willie Griswold]

To the guy writing about his golden retriever. And he's from Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what it is?

[Willie Griswold]

So excited. You're thrilled.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I take it back. It's got almost everything. Okay. It has Otis elevators, it has the.

[Willie Griswold]

State of Michigan stilts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe as a guy named Anus. I mean, it is perfect.

[Christy Lee]

There's no guy named Anus.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was right. This guy, I'm telling you, what a weird guy. Yeah, this, this guy, he knows his, he knows his Thomisms. Also coming up, we're getting another visit from comedian Dave Dugan. He stopped by late in the show yesterday. He's going to stop by early today in theory. We'll certainly look forward to that. We have some news about Paul McCartney coming up of some interest. And I just think we did stacks and stacks of really cool stuff going on today, including an update on a scientific breakthrough involving, I guess you'd call it, call it butt breathing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is this possible?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you remember we had the news story about scientists discovering a certain animal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

A mammal that could breathe through its rear end.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Have they, have humans started to learn?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's not that. It's. As an emergency in an emergency room, if someone has certain types of injuries, they are experimenting now with oxygenating their blood through their anus. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And rectum.

[Bob Kevoian]

Through the rectum.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So is it a CPR type situation?

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone's going to come out of this with bad breath. That's all I know. We have, we have the science behind that. We have the latest. And on that particular topic, on the so called smart toilets. Oh, okay, you have, what's the thing? You have, you have a bidet, but there's also some digital technology coming to the toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine's not digital. It's water.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't want that.

[Tom Griswold]

A stuffed rubber glove.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get a new, get a new glove for the hand. What? As you can see, it's going to be a great show.

[Tom Griswold]

We're also going to find out what all of our monster movie name is. You know that. Hey, what's your porno name? What's your, what's your monster movie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, cool. Dickenstein Cocula. Oh, hi.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on?

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, he's barely rhyme.

[Tom Griswold]

We're wrapping it up, finishing the show early today. Cockula's half rooster, right? Yes. Yeah, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thursday Night Football is on, and it's only on Prime Video. This week, the Minnesota Vikings head west to face the Los Angeles Chargers. The Vikings bring relentless determination.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Chargers counter with incredible speed and firepower.

[Tom Griswold]

Two high octane offenses, one primetime stage, and no room for mistakes. Coverage begins at 7pm Eastern with football's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Best party, TNF tonight presented by Verizon.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a Prime member, Not a problem. Simply sign up for a 30 day free trial. It's the Vikings and chargers Thursday at.

[Bob Kevoian]

7Pm Eastern only on Prime Video. Restrictions apply.

[Tom Griswold]

See Amazon.com amazonprime for details. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Oskay's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie G. Across the way at the prize pick sports desk. Hey, dude, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. Running the buttons and dials and knobs with the dues. Yeah. I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stevens singer sidekick chair. Tom, what do you want to talk about, my friend? Letters from listeners and stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do. We have some amazing letters today. Every once in a while, every once in a while, a letter will actually hit virtually every aspect of of the important things in life, which this next letter does. But our letter reading segment is brought.

[Tom Griswold]

To you by Omaha Steaks. Get fired up. For fall grilling with omaha steaks, visit omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide and for an extra $35 off, use promo code BTS at checkout. That's Omaha Steaks listener letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here we go. This comes to us from Mr. Foster and he had an amazing experience.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

My new bride and I honeymooned in Miami, Florida this past weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie, you're very familiar with that area.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were staying at an historic hotel.

[Tom Griswold]

Called Circa 39, I think that was built around 1939.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe it was built in 1939.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And originally built in 1939, designed by the architect Albert Anus.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he says, no joke, look it up. So so far he's checked the first box.

[Willie Griswold]

I know a little bit about him. It's that his last name is very funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So he got the honeymoon in the anus. In an anus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. When the elevator door opened, we were met by a small, decidedly antique looking elevator car by the way, he's been kind enough to provide some photos. My bride balked, saying, I'm not getting in that thing. However, I scanned the interior. I replied, no worries, son. It's an Otis elevator. I have it on good authority these are the safest elevators ever made. Tom Griswold swears by them. If you're new to the show, I am loyal to Otis elevators. If I go to a building and they have non Otis elevators, I take the stairs. That's how loyal I am. She boarded the Otis. Despite its geriatric facade, it ran us smoothly, quietly to our floor, where our honeymoon suite awaited. A vigorous rogering ensued.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Yeah. He is after your heart for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then it's signed by the aforementioned Mr. Foster, a resident of Manistee, Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, checks all the boxes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right there in Lake Michigan, south of Traverse City. Gorgeous spot. Who wouldn't want to go there? Maybe go water skiing? Might be a little chilly today.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, chilly in July.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check local listings.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom Dusty Slay. His new special on I believe it's Netflix. He does about five minutes on Otis elevators. You need to check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

You will love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

He is a bigger fan than you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? Now, I want to show you something right here, as I've been an Otis elevator fan for quite a long time.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was sent to me by the Otis people. The sun metal medallion about the size of a softball with the Otis logo on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that something.

[Willie Griswold]

Watis sent you that? That's not just some guy you, like, got it made or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, this is from the Otis people.

[Willie Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're fans.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna put that up in your home? Maybe by the door?

[Pat Godwin]

What is that used for?

[Tom Griswold]

That was probably in one of the elevators.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, this is 1930.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd walk in and go, oh, my God, it's an Otis. Oh, think of the millions of people that have gone. Have saved walking upstairs by using Otis products.

[Jeff Oskay]

How did you not get one? Put in your new house.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't understand that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can someone veto that?

[Bob Kevoian]

In retros. In retrospect, you need it. I wish I had. I'm gonna. One of these days I'll end up with one of those stair things that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And those. Can those take the corner?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, they can.

[Bob Kevoian]

They can go up to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because at my house by the garage, there's. What do you call. You go up like five steps and there's a landing, Right. And you go up the rest of the steps. One of my dogs figured out that he Just sits there all day looking out that window because he gets better perspective.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's sweet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sitting there on the landing. Speaking of my front door, we posted yesterday some pictures. Have you seen the pictures of my front door?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I saw them in the family group chat where it was appropriate that we were talking about him.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, these guys made me post it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They really demanded it. I recall him asking Jeff, people love it. People love it. Why wouldn't they? Looks cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's my front door.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, the gold looks really cool. I didn't think it would when I heard about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have, like. There's like, 15 gold skeletons dangling from my front door. Got this nice letter from Mr. Allen.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like they were dug up from Trump Cemetery.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a beautiful piece of work. He loves gold, that man. By the way, though, the price of gold steep. Very high. Very high.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially gold skeleton.

[Bob Kevoian]

Patrick said, I enjoyed the photograph of Tom's front door. Please do not let Tom post a picture of his back door. Okay? Yeah, we're gonna keep that to him. But coming up, we do have. We do have backdoor in the news, like in that way in the world of medicine.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, we have plenty of butt news for you today.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, good. I'm in a butt mood.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. I mean, it's a really. This is a fascinating news story we have coming up, that in emergency situations, they may be able to oxygenate the. Oxygenate the blood through the rectum.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

If the. If the airway or whatever is blocked.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be bypassing the lungs altogether.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I imagine there'd be some kind of special tool. Would you want that named after you? Hey, get the. Get the Arnold Bud aerator over here. No, no, the big one.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I'd mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Do I get 10 cents per use across the world?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure every ER would have to have one. Yes, there'd be a portable one in every ambulance. Get the Butter Raider. Who else has a letter over there to read?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we all, I think, have a couple here.

[Christy Lee]

I have a dream one. Hi. From Westlake, Louisiana. I'm writing in reference to the recurring dreams. This is from Charles. One dream I have often is being in a fight and my arms weigh so much. I'm moving in slow motion the whole time while getting my ass handed to me.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I have that. Where you can't throw a punch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

So I hate that dream.

[Christy Lee]

I've never had that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have had that.

[Tom Griswold]

One too frustrating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. And that's. I've got another letter. I've got the same letter over here. Different guy. Exactly the same letter. Essentially, you can't.

[Christy Lee]

You can't move your arms.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. You can't get. Or you can't get the punches, too.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, it must be something about showing up to something important, something where you want to have fun and you just can't get something to work. But I can't think of anything in my life that would relate to that. So, yeah, let's just be some sort of crazy, nonsensical dream. Just one of those ones they can't figure out.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about this one? Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Amy. I have a recurring dream that I can't walk and I am rolling everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird. That's wild.

[Christy Lee]

That is wild.

[Bob Kevoian]

What that means again. We had the list of means.

[Pat Godwin]

Eat a salad is what that means.

[Willie Griswold]

That's not funny.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't know if I. I wasn't. Yeah, no. Maybe she is. A fight about that.

[Willie Griswold]

Don't make me laugh at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll get back to the dreams, but I want to see if anybody's heard of this. I'll do it this style. I'll talk to you. Mr. Oskar, do you. Do you know what candy apple roulette is?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sounds great. And I'd never heard of it. Okay, first of all, candy apples are a big no for me.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

They look great, but they aren't. It's like when you're a kid. Those giant suckers look really great. Then you get one and they're terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Talking about candy apples or caramel apples?

[Bob Kevoian]

Candy apples. Candy apple roulette. Now, I'm. I think I'm figuring out what this means. The way it works is, he says you take five candy apples and a candied onion.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think. And I think that. I think you float them in a bucket. Oh, yeah. You've seen the candy apple thing where you have to get them. They're floating in a bucket.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, but that's just an apple bobbing for apples.

[Christy Lee]

That's just a bobbing for apple people's thing. You put candy in there, it's going to dissolve.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, in this case, you use the candy and you. And one of them is an onion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, so in this. So you just walk up and grab one and take a bite.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so I thought it involved bobbing your face.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so the letter doesn't say Anything about Bob?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I was. I was expanding on it. So this is just a tray full of candied apples and one in five is an onion.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Take a big bite.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still equally humorous.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Still the same end result. Right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Somebody goes, oh, you know those. The caramel apples?

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know how you can. You can just buy the sheets of the caramel and not even get the apple? You can just eat the sheets of caramel. It's way better. Way, way better.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you don't have to suffer through some healthy food.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Oh, no, the apple, you can put.

[Willie Griswold]

It around Snickers, put it on Kit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kat if you want to. You're talking about taking a candy bar and then wrapping it in candy.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, yesterday, we had a great idea. I think. I think it was Josh that had suggested this, and it turned out to be real. And that's taking the. What are they called? Crunchables. What do they call them?

[Christy Lee]

Uncrustables.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uncrustables. Sorry, I never heard of them.

[Christy Lee]

Willie, have you ever had an uncrustable?

[Willie Griswold]

I've had about 40,000.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. He's never heard of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes, you have.

[Bob Kevoian]

You lie.

[Willie Griswold]

You just come in here and you lie. You go, I don't know what I should say. What's funny? Let me lie to Christy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've been cooking for these kids my whole life. I don't remember ever buying those things.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, but we got them for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are.

[Willie Griswold]

Those are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, maybe. Maybe those are a favorite. Maybe somebody else bought them for. But, yeah, you did cook for us, but you.

[Willie Griswold]

You always cooked spaghetti and you always cook steak, and that's nice, but we had to fill the gaps in somehow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, you wanted lunch?

[Willie Griswold]

I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I had lunch. Your idea, I think it was John, was to deep fry uncrustables.

[Christy Lee]

They were doing it at the fairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it turns out they were doing it at one of the fair.

[Tom Griswold]

I said, I bet a state fair will start doing that. And apparently it is happening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And then, Willie, last year, I think you remember the story, I think it was the Broncos.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah. They were going through like 400 a week or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. They were eating the most. And I guess they're huge in the NFL.

[Willie Griswold]

They're great. I'm a pretty big fan of the raspberry flavor. That's pretty new, but, yeah, you can go around, find that. That's delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that peanut butter and raspberry? Yeah. And you just take it.

[Willie Griswold]

They're in freezer. You put them in the fridge about an hour. Hour two.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're good to go.

[Willie Griswold]

You got a delicious treat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. And we have. We do have huge peanut news coming up today. Yes, Peanut allergy in the. In the news in a big way in the world of contemporary medicine. That's very interesting. Now, it's Josh. Do you have a letter over there of interest?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Billings, Montana. You guys familiar with that?

[Christy Lee]

Beautiful there?

[Tom Griswold]

It sure is. Well, Jess says we have a Fud. Ruckers.

[Willie Griswold]

Ah, God, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And she says Josh is correct. Thank you, Jess. They both. They have both Regular dipping cheese and jalapeno dipping cheese. We always get an order of frings. You guys know what frings are?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, fry, fry.

[Christy Lee]

French fries and onion rings combined.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was breaking my brain. I couldn't even talk.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a basket of half French fries. In this case, potato wedges and half onion rings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shame. Potato wedges.

[Tom Griswold]

She says that she has not noticed a sign about not taking pictures, but will be sure to look for one next time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that records had that. That was. I think back in the early days, some of the Fuddruckers had the no photograph signs. I still can't figure out that's so hostile.

[Willie Griswold]

It's because the manager had a secret family. He didn't want people knowing he was different.

[Dave Dugan]

Fuddruthers. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I think in the days of social media, they realized, hey, maybe it's a good idea to have photographs of someone enjoying themselves in a restaurant instead of, you know, some Nazi going, no features.

[Willie Griswold]

How do we get there?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

All of a sudden, Fritz Ruckers. They were very strict.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have the special SS sauce. No. Did you know that Ace will know this. Do you know who designed the Kiss logo?

[Tom Griswold]

Ace. Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Fraley. The famous Kiss? Yeah. I didn't know that that was a.

[Tom Griswold]

Show speed bump, wasn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

A little respect for Ace Fraley, please.

[Tom Griswold]

And they couldn't use it in Germany.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Because the S's looked like S. That's what made me think of it.

[Willie Griswold]

They didn't look like them. I mean, it's. It's right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I always thought it was sort of purposeful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, then there's the famous story of Ace showing up in Jean's. Gene's hotel room dressed in a Nazi uniform as a joke. You'll recall, Jane was of Israeli here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I read his book. It's a great book. Yeah. There you go. There's the Kiss logo. But Ace designed That's. That's kind of cool that he designed it. I don't. I don't really think it is the ss, but it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I don't think they were going for that. I don't. You know what I mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

Chris, roll back the tape. That part of the show we don't have to air.

[Tom Griswold]

They weren't celebrating it by any means or anything like that. But it is. It's just a.

[Willie Griswold]

Odd coincidence.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we'd love to hear from you, especially if you're a trucker out there driving with a critter in your car. Preferably a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Osuke has a picture of one of those.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do. This is from Rob. Rob has a dog named Ozzy.

[Willie Griswold]

Nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

He is a mini goldendoodle. Smart and doesn't shed.

[Tom Griswold]

He does bark at the moon, though.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. That's the only downfall. And I have a trucker dream. Letter from Calvin. Good morning, gang. I am a truck driver and I have a reoccurring dream that he's driving his truck, takes a curve too fast and tips his truck over on its side. And I always think it's real. I'm not dreaming this and that. He's not dreaming this time that he wakes up in a panic.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we all. It's kind of a similar thing almost. Whatever you do. I mean, I wonder, do surgeons have dreams about. You know, they're midway through the operation and they've misplaced the heart?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, of course. I'm sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just want to see some proof.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder what kind of dream psychiatrists have so busy analyzing stuff.

[Christy Lee]

What if they analyze their own dreams?

[Bob Kevoian]

Who knows? I've never heard a very good analysis of what dreams actually mean, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Always like that stuff. But yeah, it's hard to. Sometimes dreams jigs. I've mentioned a couple dreams of my therapist and she. I just see her eyes glaze over.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that means you're gay.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we please. Yeah, you just come out.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

How long has your dad been dead? You can come out.

[Willie Griswold]

What does this dream about?

[Bob Kevoian]

Me. I said that one dog of mine to a psychiatrist.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It didn't work out. The doctor wouldn't let him on the couch. This portion of the bottom of.

[Willie Griswold]

Can you just write that? Because I think I really like that, but I can't tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of my dogs is insane. By the way, does anyone have two dogs that they're both okay? Isn't it always when you have two one's crazy? Yeah, there's always. There's always the lunatic.

[Christy Lee]

I have that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. He's trying to dangle from the other dog's male member. No, don't do that. Please don't do that. Josh, what's happening over at your desk?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Deliciousness. That's what's happening. There are some who say I'm scrumptious. There are others who say I'm not for them. But no one ever says Omaha Steaks is not for them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aha.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the difference between Omaha Steaks and I.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is our second bump in the speed bump in the last. In the last 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, Omaha Steaks is having their early Black Friday sale. Josh, can we at least get through Halloween before we start talking about such things? I know, but you're gonna forget. And you need to know about this incredible sale. They have 50% off site wide and an extra 20% off select favorites, like their meat lovers lasagna. I know sometimes lasagna doesn't pop right into your head when you think Omaha Steaks, but it really is fantastic. And it's such a wonderful fall winter treat. It's so easy. Just throw it in the oven, heat it up there. As you know, that's usually what you do when you put things in the oven, heat it up there. I mean, I guess you could just throw it in the oven and leave.

[Bob Kevoian]

It for a couple days or just go full tartare.

[Tom Griswold]

But the family really is gonna rejoice when you bring that thing out of the stove and show everybody, hey, this is dinner. Probably for the next couple nights, actually, because it's so big and so fantastic. What else do I want to tell you about Omaha Steaks? Here, let me just.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're tasty and delicious. It makes the perfect gift. How about a cool Halloween for your brother who lives out of town? Send him a box of steaks. Aha. Trick or treat this, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. That's the dream of his.

[Willie Griswold]

Trust me.

[Tom Griswold]

For some reason, the people behind the scenes go, we should make Josh do this.

[Willie Griswold]

And then he looked at you and said, trick or treat this, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're at me.

[Tom Griswold]

That should be the slogan from now on. Enough. Early Black Friday sale. This is the trick or treat this buddy sale. The early Black Friday sale is the perfect time to shop for the best deals and orders placed by 6pm Eastern. Those are gonna ship same day. So trick or treat that, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

That's so good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you can save big with Omaha steaks. Visit Omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide. Don't forget to throw in some of those fan favorite filets mignon that are now USDA certified very tender. You can also get an extra 20% off select favorites during the Black Friday sale. And for an extra $35 off, use promo code BTS at checkout now terms apply. See site for details. That's 50% off at Omaha steaks.com promo code BTS at checkout.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Omaha Steaks. And remember, on yesterday and today in history, you learned that that was the day that Abraham Lincoln made Thanksgiving an official holiday. And then he made. He made Black Friday official the next day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

He went down to the local general store and got himself a deal on a VCR. We're coming back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Narrator]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also go watch the show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

On our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Some people think nature is like this.

[Bob Kevoian]

But actually it's like this. Mother Nature's not all sunshine and rainbows. Nature can be hotter than a sauna and colder than an arctic skinny dip. That's why Columbia engineers everything we make.

[Dave Dugan]

For anything nature can throw at you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Columbia engineered for whatever.

[Willie Griswold]

Check it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Good Irish lads there. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Silac Insurance Company news desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh, you're a good Irish lad.

[Pat Godwin]

I am indeed. First generation.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you speak Gaelic?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I do not. I don't think even Irish people do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. It's a lost art. It is a lost art. Jeff. Oscar. You speak. What are you, Polish? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you probably speak like bowling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bowling.

[Christy Lee]

Bowling and beer.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Christy Lee]

Bowling, beer and brats.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

He speaks to the youth of America.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do.

[Willie Griswold]

I've been meaning to say yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not done with intros.

[Pat Godwin]

We're having fun over here.

[Tom Griswold]

We're getting to you. Ace Cosby speaks to my heart. A. I'm Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice save.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Oh, stewardess.

[Bob Kevoian]

I speak jive.

[Tom Griswold]

One of.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the great lines, Barbara Billingsley from Leave it to Beaver in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Segment is that that should have won an Academy Award for casting.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is the top 10 movies ever made, any category.

[Tom Griswold]

Airplane.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it is. It is absolutely wonderful. Now we are going through letters. We have lots of different things we're cycling through lots of times.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Tom Griswold. I got the intro.

[Willie Griswold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. This was. This is an odd one. We had the list yesterday of the most common dreams, and Josh had had most of them. I'd only had a couple of them. Number one was falling. But there were no sex dreams in there. No.

[Christy Lee]

And I think that's the number one.

[Willie Griswold]

They must have had to take that out of the survey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Because.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. It's a wide category. It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

And sometimes they're disguised.

[Tom Griswold]

People probably lie about them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No. Do you have a common one?

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes they're. They're disguised. Meaning? Like in. In your dream, you're like, oh, I'm sleeping with my. Let's say a woman is. I'm sleeping with my husband. But it's not actually her husband. But in the dream it is. Is that what you're saying?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm saying I'll dream about pole vaulting over two story buildings and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and then you wake up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then I wake up and I'm Bob Seagraning. Tom Jr. Tom Jr. Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to think about that.

[Tom Griswold]

You came out of Tom Jr. No, I know.

[Willie Griswold]

I thought he was doing a secret family joke. He's talking about his penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Now I'm thinking about my dad's. Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your origin story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. This. This will. This will. The new word.

[Tom Griswold]

Unlike Wolverine, we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you have a new phrase. It's called speed bumping the show. Yes, I believe I. This may do it. This comes to it from. From Mr. Morehouse, kind enough to write. He said you're talking about recurring dreams. I always have the same dream. It's my mother standing at the foot of my bed. She's been dead for over 30 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

That's one we didn't talk about. Do you get recurring dreams from people that have passed on?

[Bob Kevoian]

Very, very rarely. And the key in my. Is this is the voice.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Only once in my life, I was at my brother's house and he played an old video of my dad. I had to leave the room. Wow. I couldn't. Couldn't watch it. Couldn't hear his voice. It really flipped me out.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but you're usually so good at emotional stuff.

[Willie Griswold]

I can't believe.

[Pat Godwin]

It was awful your mom died. You didn't even tell Willie for a year.

[Willie Griswold]

That's not true. He didn't tell me for two and a half months.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a long story. And Charlie couldn't attend because he was in jail. And where was he in jail? Pensacola. No. No. What's the other beach down there? Panama. Panama City.

[Christy Lee]

Panama City. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

That is the important part.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a good.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can post bail if you. Never mind. Let's move forward. Any more letters out there? Do I have them all over here?

[Willie Griswold]

I got no letters.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

No letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I'll mention this because Mr. Godwin is on the road. Patty G. This Saturday only, is going to be at Mason City Limits in Mason City, Illinois for a great live show. You're going to do music and comedy.

[Pat Godwin]

This time, I add the comedy.

[Bob Kevoian]

This. Okay, that'll be a great show. And then you got a bunch of stuff coming up, including a big show in Green Bay. But I want to get to this. When you've gone in Youngstown, Ohio, with the funny farm. November 21st and 22nd. That's a good area. It's a Friday and Saturday. Willie G. On the road this weekend. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Go bananas. Cincinnati Greater Area with Greg Hahn.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. All right. Now back to Youngstown. We had a letter from Youngstown yesterday. Someone asking about. It's a kind of a complicated story, but we had a guy named. We had a hotel, rather, named the Pfister. You'll recall the Pfister Hotel In Milwaukee.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Fisher, guy from Youngstown asked yesterday if Mrs. Pfister's name was Peg. Mike from Salem, Ohio, says there is no Mrs. Pfister. So, just so you know. Guess she bailed apparently when she found out what was happening in the honeymoon bed. It's the Jetsons theme. Sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know this is inside radio, but who does the voice of the.

[Dave Dugan]

Mark?

[Christy Lee]

Michael, That's Mike. Mark.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And let's just say he's a method actor. It sounds like he is. He may have been riding a Siby in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, the beauty of that is brevity.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, he manages to get the Mr. Fister sound effect. I guess we can't play that whole bit, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we can. We have a new producer.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's such a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not talking about you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. Come on. You're like the C Squad. Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

You're not either. Christopher.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Christopher. I've won awards.

[Christy Lee]

I used to be the best, sweetest man in the.

[Tom Griswold]

He and I are buddies, but this is the relationship we have.

[Christy Lee]

All right, you know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I can tell something's wrong with him.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it? 35 years in radio, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. 45.

[Bob Kevoian]

45 years already and you don't drink coffee? Something's wrong. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Drink coffee after 45 years in radio. There's this guy's an alien.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's got his Mountain Dew.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, chickens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's a big Mountain Dew guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick isn't really a coffee drinker either.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's not really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I rest my case. Either is Ace. I rest my case. Aliens, they walk among us.

[Tom Griswold]

They sure do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have peanut allergies in the news in kind of an exciting way. Believe it or not, we have an amazing thing in medicine in which you may be able to breathe through your anus. And they've canceled the Halloween event at this funeral home. You'll find out. And we have the smart toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. And we'll find out what our monster movie titles are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I love. I can't wait. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Narrator]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hit.

[Willie Griswold]

Pause on whatever you're listening to and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hit play on your next adventure this.

[Tom Griswold]

Fall, get double points on every qualified stay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Life's a trip. Make the most of it. At best Western. Visit bestwestern.com for complete terms and conditions machine.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin's across the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Next to Jeff Oskay. Hey, man. There's Willie G. Hey. At the Prize Pick Sports desk today, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold of the I Hate Steven Singer Jeweler's Sidekick chair. And who am I sidekick to? My designated older brother. Not my real older brother, that's Jeff, but my designated older brother, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you, Christy? He treats me like a younger brother.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or a son.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a little brother, I should say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You know what I did to my older brother once? Well, I have two older brothers. My brother John once was sitting on the toilet. I'm not sure what came over me. I walked in and started to pee between his legs.

[Tom Griswold]

What a Punk.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he couldn't do anything. No, I mean he was at the time.

[Christy Lee]

He couldn't do anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Now what? I bet I hadn't thought this completely through. There was an ass kicking that followed, but God, that was funny for about 30 seconds.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, did you and your brothers, like when we would pee, like we would do like a horseshoe around the toilet and to all pee at the same time. You know, like one at the front and two on the side.

[Bob Kevoian]

You shout out sword fight.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you would try to hit the stream so it would like shoot to the right and hit somebody in the leg.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know William. My brothers and I didn't do that either either.

[Willie Griswold]

Maybe one time camping on a tree or something. But like not. It wasn't like, hey, bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody get in so we can do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Our favorite thing happened on occasion. Everyone use the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

First off, I had seen Ghostbusters. You never crossed the stream.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm a little older. We haven't seen that yet.

[Tom Griswold]

And actually crossing the streams ended up saving the day, didn't it?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now let's move forward here. We have, we have actually, we have Willie G. Sitting in for Chick McGee over there at the sports desk. What's going on over there?

[Willie Griswold]

Should we do some records or not? Records, Just not what's going on. Jeff grabbed something. I got terrified.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a record. Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

That was together over there, please.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Willie Griswold]

A woman in Rwanda is at the Guinness World record for the fastest unassisted round of golf by a female 23 year old. Ishimwi Akanji.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Willie Griswold]

Does he put like pronouncers? You know what I was gonna say phonetic.

[Tom Griswold]

It makes it worse.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Willie Griswold]

Here's this. The first one is ishmwee, which I get. And then it's Akanja E, which I get. And the last one's just Melissa. And he put M E, L, I, S S A. I can figure out Melissa.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, lesson learned.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, come on. If you saw those letters all jammed together. It looks like you're playing some board game with, you know those dice full of letters. You heave them out there. It's not a board game with Ishimui Akanaji.

[Willie Griswold]

Let me. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Geez.

[Willie Griswold]

That was supposed to be fun. Now this feels deeply offensive. I've been a part of it. She played golf. She completed 18 holes in just 52 minutes and 11 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you hate her and her culture?

[Willie Griswold]

No, that's not what it is. I mean, this could be. I could be like there she Is.

[Bob Kevoian]

There she is. Look at her up there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, she's going.

[Christy Lee]

Good for her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, she's a. I bet you can hit that ball far.

[Willie Griswold]

To achieve the record, Ms. Melissa was completely unassisted during the attempt, meaning she had to carry her own equipment, tee up her own ball, and was not permitted to use a golf cart on the course.

[Christy Lee]

How. What was her. How long did it take her?

[Willie Griswold]

18 holes in 52 minutes and 11 seconds. Just under an hour.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that apparently included snacks.

[Willie Griswold]

No, it did not include snacks. It didn't include season. This woman is so.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys are both right. It may have included snacks. We don't know. But she's a fit woman.

[Christy Lee]

She is.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

She's an athlete now.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Rwanda, where Tiger Woods. Someone says Tiger woods, it probably means.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Tiger Woods.

[Willie Griswold]

That's that. Why would an Indian man say Tiger Woods?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's an international club.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

They allow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, doesn't that take all the fun out of it, though? Playing golf in 52 minutes?

[Christy Lee]

Not if you're trying to set a record. She probably did it on purpose.

[Willie Griswold]

And to be fair, though, she couldn't use a car because women can't drive in that country. But still, what a great record. She really got it done.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean women can't drive? No. Come.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, man. I was kind of trying to do a little progressive thing. Honestly, this is my new backward country. This is crazy, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Saying crazy things to get you riled up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tiger Woods.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we heard it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Famous golf racer John Wayne.

[Dave Dugan]

But in this case.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S got.

[Bob Kevoian]

From a John Wayne movie, as Pat said, stumbled onto a golf course in Rwanda.

[Christy Lee]

Who won the football game last night?

[Tom Griswold]

So funny. Real quick. Tom's definition of fat is getting funnier. I mean, she was all of 130.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Muscular leg from the waist down.

[Willie Griswold]

You're like a. You're like a girl who's a junior in high school in 1994. Like Britney Spears has ruined your brains.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a mean girl.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. Anything else?

[Willie Griswold]

The Bucks lost last night, so no big deal. Don't look this way, but the Colts have the best record of the NFL.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

No big deal. As a Colts fan, I'm terrified. I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

We might lose every game. Technically, should be undefeated. I mean, if a certain ball hadn't been dropped and the momentum of that.

[Willie Griswold]

Game shifted, I don't think so. Technically, we shouldn't have got that field goal over Denver, so.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's.

[Willie Griswold]

I. I'm very Scared.

[Bob Kevoian]

That evens it out.

[Willie Griswold]

It's. I'm very cautious about this, but. Yeah, it's exciting, man.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gotta be.

[Willie Griswold]

Bucks lost to the Lions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. And let's see what else is going.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll hear from Kostaki later on this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll have some things to say about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And Kostaki, we have an interest. Make sure that. Remind me to ask Kostaki about the peanut butter thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Peanut butter allergy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a. We have. We actually have peanut butter allergies in the news coming up. And Kostaki has kind of a famous story in his life about this also. He's got a really cool thing coming up. Kostaki is going to be going to Berlin.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate this. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kostaki's brother had cancer.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I hate. Don't you hate cancer?

[Bob Kevoian]

He got a bone marrow transplant. He got a bone marrow transplant, saved his life from a guy in Berlin. So they're going to Berlin to watch the Falcons, their favorite team, take on the Colts.

[Tom Griswold]

Come up with the guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

With the guy. With the guy that donated the bone marrow. I mean, that's such a great story.

[Willie Griswold]

I'd like to hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to hear a guy with a German accent try to say Kostaki's name. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

He's got a lot of vowels and they're used to consonants over there. So that's going to be a mess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we'll have to. Please, please record this guy. Trying to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, just relax.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, problems happen when you.

[Willie Griswold]

After Tiger was script. I don't trust you with a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, Tiger Woods.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that sports? Oh, wait a minute. World Series coming up. And Blue Jays.

[Willie Griswold]

We already did World Series and I started reading it, and then you just did it. So we can do it again. You can do it again if you want. I can do it again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Blue Jays.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie, what you're. What you're finding out right now is that you are working with Tom, your dad.

[Willie Griswold]

No, it's fine. I'm happy to do it again, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

The Blue Jays, Dodgers, World Series starts on Friday. Mariners couldn't do it, which I like the Mariners, man, that was a bummer. They seem like a team of destiny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember my headline?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Blue Jays slew Seattle. You see? When was Seattle Slew? Like 70.

[Tom Griswold]

Why'd you look at me?

[Willie Griswold]

Why did you look at me? Anybody remember who won the triple crown in 74?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. I'm Just guessing. I don't know. Was it 74? It was a while back. I think I was.

[Tom Griswold]

How do horses have anything to do with baseball.

[Pat Godwin]

Let alone switching the words.

[Tom Griswold]

Around to get slew?

[Bob Kevoian]

Seattle out there is funny. You see that?

[Christy Lee]

77 Triple Crown winner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you have some coffee and stop correcting me? Christopher won an award.

[Tom Griswold]

He sure did.

[Christy Lee]

He's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

He's won a couple.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Christopher's in the hall of fame.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I saw him get, like, a standing ovation once, and I got a lukewarm reception, and then Christopher came up and just blew the roof off the place. Really? It was some small regional event, but, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dealer of the month or something. What's. What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

We have a lot coming up. We have obsolete technologies for you. We have an interesting Halloween party that had to be canceled due to a controversy. And we have Halloween decorations that had the fire department called upon. Oh, have you seen some of the videos out there? Jeff knows what I'm talking about. Where, like, these wild animals stumble upon these outdoor Halloween decorations that come to life when they're motion detected.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen some of these? They are hysterical. There's one grizzly bear that gets scared so bad. I don't know, it might have been a brown bear, that he knocks the guy's complete garage door down.

[Willie Griswold]

One of those scared me so bad in my neighborhood, I thought about writing a letter. I thought about writing a letter and pinning it up. It's fine for Halloween night, but I do mental health walks, and I was trying to get in the zone, try.

[Tom Griswold]

To feel good about myself. And then.

[Willie Griswold]

I spilled my coffee. It just sucked.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I have a real quick question. There's a place you trick or treat, and there are live grizzly bears running around.

[Christy Lee]

No, There's a house in a. There's a house. House that has decorations up for Halloween. And there are bears around. There are bears everywhere, Tom. And this wild bear in the middle of the night stumbles upon this Halloween decoration.

[Bob Kevoian]

The only bears in my neighborhood are at the gay bar down the street about two miles. You know what I'm talking about, Pat? Let's drag me into it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Completely unfair. You know I'm talking about that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I mean, I. I see you.

[Pat Godwin]

There like Don Rickles at the end of his career.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Oh, the At Last bracelet. It's awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Willie Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Willie Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you so much for joining us. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company News Desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Oskay's there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Willie Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Bill. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I am Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer Sidekick chair in the performance room is Pat Godwin. I know. We've got a musical number coming up. And, Tom, we're also joined by one of our favorite people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Mr. Dave Dugan.

[Dave Dugan]

How's it going? I am here a little earlier than last time. I haven't been up this early since I was buying live bait, but good to be back.

[Tom Griswold]

So nice to see you again, Dave.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you. Once again, Dave, we don't like to have guests that have better voices than we do. And as I said yesterday, get more head. What I meant was more hair. Sorry. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He has more hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Than you and I.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

A good. Good head of hair did. What's your secret?

[Dave Dugan]

What's my secret?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Dave Dugan]

I don't. I don't have a secret. Is there a secret?

[Christy Lee]

Good jeans.

[Dave Dugan]

I guess so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

I guess it'd be just. It's probably a glandular problem. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you look very nice. Now, a couple quick things. We've been reviewing candy bars, of course, because we have Halloween just around the corner. I bought a bunch of candy of the day. As you know, my original intention was to give away candy cigarettes, which. That'd be real funny. That has been.

[Christy Lee]

Next.

[Bob Kevoian]

Next.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of a dumb idea. They don't want candy vapes these days.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are the things. What are the. Zinn tablets?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, Zins.

[Christy Lee]

Zen pouches.

[Bob Kevoian]

Zen pouches. Are those pouches? Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a nicotine pouch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Have they done a candy version of that?

[Willie Griswold]

I don't think so. I don't think that we need to just indoctrinate all children as using tobacco.

[Bob Kevoian]

Products immediately, because there is Big League Chew. Of course there is. Which is the bubble gum that's made to look like chewing tobacco, but it.

[Dave Dugan]

Tastes good for about three seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that three seconds. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, that's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Which is about twice as long as a Fruity Stripe.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Man.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Worst gum ever.

[Jeff Oskay]

Worst gum ever.

[Christy Lee]

Ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that the Yipes stripes?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

They still make that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you remember bubble tape that would come in.

[Willie Griswold]

I loved bubble tape.

[Tom Griswold]

Six feet of bubble gum for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that still out there?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I believe so.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I sure hope so.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've seen it in the last two or three years.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Willie Griswold]

There was this kid, he wouldn't pull it out. He would just take a bite of it like it was an apple. He's got to be in prison now. That is just. That is crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a troubled child. Oh, for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then we did some research. Remember we found a bunch of Clark bars. They're still out there. Remember what was number one?

[Tom Griswold]

Number one in candy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do have some candy news on the way, but right now we turn to Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're not going to talk about candy. We're going to talk about tech items from the past that have become obsolete.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Rotary telephone.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's been gone for a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've been gone for a long time. 40 years probably.

[Christy Lee]

@ least. Public telephone booths.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any few?

[Christy Lee]

There are, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's actually one in Illinois because I called my family from it. Just say, hey, I'm on a telephone.

[Bob Kevoian]

How'd you get. How did you get the drug dealer in front of you to get off the phone?

[Tom Griswold]

Is your ear still sticky?

[Jeff Oskay]

It was a bit weird.

[Christy Lee]

How did you pay for it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it was a quarter.

[Christy Lee]

Was it a quarter?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, 35 cents. I think it was a quarter and a dollar.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I put two quarters in. I told him, keep the change. You kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat and Dave, longtime stand up comedians, did you ever experience the rotary phone in a motel or hotel that had the lock on it?

[Christy Lee]

A lock?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Willie Griswold]

Like it's a shopping cart at Aldi. How did it work?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was just a small lock so that you couldn't move the. Like your finger would only go.

[Christy Lee]

Serious.

[Bob Kevoian]

How did you get it to unlock.

[Tom Griswold]

A key type thing that came with.

[Pat Godwin]

The bedbugs and vibrating?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow, that's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

To keep you from making long distance phone calls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Obsolete. What else is obsolete?

[Christy Lee]

Wired landlines. Who still has a landline?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, I think does.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But it's attached to the alarm. Oh, it's like a backup to the alarm.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not a total. I'm still a little old. I still have cable. Yeah, like an actual cable that runs from the green box in the yard. To my home.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be going away. It's.

[Christy Lee]

There are still people that do. I just got rid of it when I moved. I had cable, dumb phones, which is a basic mobile phone, but I thought you could still get a basic cell phone that just called.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but the numbers are down, surely.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it me as opposed to one that you can do texting on. Right. Access the Internet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because there are a lot of. Especially older folks that don't need all that. Don't want all that. They just want a phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they need it.

[Tom Griswold]

They need what?

[Bob Kevoian]

High quality. Well, not all. Smartphone.

[Tom Griswold]

Not all do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Some are very close to death. And you don't want to, like, confuse.

[Pat Godwin]

Them at the end.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You don't want to confuse them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Investing in a brand new phone for somebody who's like, really just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Holding the reaper's hand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You don't want to. You don't want to load the number of steps that day. And it was zero.

[Tom Griswold]

Or it's the number of steps they felt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Willie Griswold]

Josh, how dare you make fun of the elderly and dad, how dare you make fun of your peers. I just can't believe this.

[Christy Lee]

Pagers and beepers have gone obsolete. Do doctors still use them? Occasionally.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. I was in a hospital not too long. I didn't see any of the. But a few years ago, I can remember a doctor walking by with a really elaborate pager.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just got a pager the other day at Outback. And then, like, you wait out in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your car, you kept it, didn't you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Odoni Baker had about 400 of those.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, my. My grandma liked to loudly announce that she wanted to hold the vibrator at the restaurant.

[Willie Griswold]

Did she know what she was doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

A little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

She had no clue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I have the vibrator?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Christy. She didn't sit on.

[Pat Godwin]

It was ready and I finished.

[Tom Griswold]

She had some. We were. Grandma had another orgasm.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. They're unlimited.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they treat you like family.

[Willie Griswold]

They're not unlimited. They're endless. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That has to be. That has to be a chapter title for your book. Grammy had an orgasm at Olive Garden.

[Tom Griswold]

People are.

[Bob Kevoian]

People are going to turn the page. They want to know what happened, happened.

[Christy Lee]

Other things that are absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many restaurants do you think do the vibrator thing versus now taking your phone number?

[Tom Griswold]

I think Covid helped sort of kill the vibrator.

[Willie Griswold]

I love the vibrator thing. And then as soon as it vibrates, I pick it up. I go, oh, hello. Oh, our table's ready. And then I go, oh, that's not a phone. Makes my little sisters laugh every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheesecake Factory is good on you.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a good.

[Willie Griswold]

Like you got kids hanging out.

[Tom Griswold]

The next time you and I go to a restaurant, I insist you do that for me, Josh. You're gonna love it.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's such a good time.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, I think we need to give awards for people in regular day to day jobs. People who do great things. They never get awards.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about an award for the people that are the cooks at. You just mentioned the place that still has the vibrators. The Cheesecake Factory.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever opened their menu? You think, boy, there's some guy in the kitchen and some lady in the kitchen, they've got to make all this stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Willie Griswold]

There's a 19 year old immigrant with an Adderall prescription going to work back there. He knows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's 400 things to make. What else is obsolete, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see. Fax machines.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's a bunch of really cool movies, I think. Is it Bullet and Bullet? Yeah. In which, in which they do do that. There's an old fashioned fax type machine and they're, they're. I think it's. And they're sending a photograph of somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

And it happens a bullet and you. The usual suspect.

[Bob Kevoian]

The usual. And it goes lines faster in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Usual suspects than it does in bullets.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's. Obviously that's, that's gone away, but remember an almost famous.

[Tom Griswold]

The. Oh, the dude who was running Rolling Stone, he was the main editor at the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jan Winner.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Asian dude.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget his name. His name was.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's Fong. I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's been fun, Tory.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, thank you. Yeah, he was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's talking on the phone. He says, hey, fax me your pages to the young journalists. In fact, your pages. It's this new thing. It only takes 20 minutes a page.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like, dude, I can just read it to you at that pace Now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy and Ace will back me up on this. During the Gulf War, the fax machine was still going on. Every two minutes we would get a fax of the sledgehammer on the Campbell's balls launching the missile Scud missiles. We papered Dean's office.

[Tom Griswold]

Mess with them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we had, you know, constantly.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they still fax over prescriptions, though? Sometimes?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that Was one of my. That was my. One of my jobs when I worked for Express Scripts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I mean still to this day I think they. They'll call them in or fax them over and what.

[Tom Griswold]

What they end up doing is you. You fax, but it ends up being a. Going to a computer, like an email.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But it still really works that way. Yeah, it's wild.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, well, back in the day they used to fax memes.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, they did exactly what that was.

[Willie Griswold]

Why would you guys just send them on your phone though? It's right there.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, Willie, our phones now are like. They're like mini computers.

[Christy Lee]

Things that have gone obsolete. Floppy disks. Yeah, those are gone. Dial up Internet.

[Bob Kevoian]

That just. What AOL announced what, two or three weeks ago that they were done. Yeah, but they're still.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did it say? There were still like.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Several thousand people that still had it and there was a couple of small companies that are now serving them. I'm not sure why, but I'm sure they're. As I mentioned, I need Starlink or whatever it is. Various. Various people. That. That's sort of part of their Pavlovian. Erection inducing.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're pregame. They hear that sound and it reminds them of how they would access porno back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

When's the last time you were in a pay toilet? A pay toilet?

[Christy Lee]

I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Not that long ago.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, in the uk at the train station.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. So annoying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that should be.

[Tom Griswold]

How much was it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. What are they over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it done by weight?

[Christy Lee]

You had coins? It was a coin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. It's like when you check out at the grocery store, you have a serious event. They lock. Lock you in.

[Christy Lee]

What? Brexit. They don't use Euros. They use. Or whatever. I don't remember how much it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's Sparrow Flemmy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fl.

[Christy Lee]

St. James Park. The same thing. They had to pay to go there too.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that's just. That's just encouraging. Some, you know, hobo to deuce right there in the stairway.

[Christy Lee]

The cathode ray tube, the CRT monitor. Gone away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it sure is.

[Christy Lee]

Calculators are now on your phone. You don't need those. Typewriters, of course, we all know. Have gone away. The vhs. The vhs. Except for at Ace's house. Betamax. That went out long.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what that is, Willie?

[Willie Griswold]

Betamax.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like they were like big. It looks like a vinyl record, but it was more like a dvd.

[Christy Lee]

Right, That's a laser disc. Those have gone away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Betamax was the competing technology analogy to VHS that lost out in about the early 80s.

[Christy Lee]

It was a smaller version of VHS tape back to the TV stations used.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was the superior technology.

[Willie Griswold]

You guys know so much. My goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, there's still.

[Jeff Oskay]

You mentioned calculators. The kids are still using. What are they? Scientific calculators.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are they?

[Jeff Oskay]

Because I just had to buy one and they're 147.

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding me?

[Willie Griswold]

That T93. If you give me that thing, I'll show you how to play games on there. It's pretty fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I instrument.

[Tom Griswold]

I had the T1000 and.

[Willie Griswold]

You got this.

[Tom Griswold]

It just kept telling me it wanted to kill Sarah Connor. That is a nerdy joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

But I remember my parents scrambling to scrape together money to buy all of us calculators. Yeah. And they were pissed because four boys. But we were far enough apart to where they needed the next generation. Each kid needed the calculator.

[Bob Kevoian]

If it doesn't have scientific notation, it's a piece of crap.

[Tom Griswold]

Just silly.

[Christy Lee]

Portable DVD players.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they, by the way, they're making a comeback.

[Christy Lee]

Are they?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, at least. And I know portable CD players now. There's some of them that have Bluetooth and you can hook speakers up to them and stuff. So that's kind of nice to know. At least something's coming back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Slide projectors. Those are gone. Overhead projectors. Boomboxes and Walkman. The boombox, though. You're kind of talking about that. Because that is one of those. I have one of those altogether things where.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love the boombox.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you walk around with it on your shoulder?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. No. Take it out in the yard and fire it up, Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a time when we would refer to those as ghetto blasters without blinking.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't think a thing about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We had no clue.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's perfectly acceptable.

[Jeff Oskay]

Written ghetto blaster.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, buddy. I graduated high school in 2011. We were saying it too. We weren't great.

[Tom Griswold]

There was no malice behind it.

[Willie Griswold]

No. Yeah, But.

[Tom Griswold]

But on paper you kind of go, oh, wait a second.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got one with detachable speakers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. That.

[Jeff Oskay]

The cord was about a foot and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

You're exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would take it outside and take the speakers off, move them a foot and a half each, like it's doing something.

[Willie Griswold]

And then you have them face each other. And then you give your little brother a hearing test. You put him right in the middle. You hear anything, you Hear anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

But see, ghetto can mean there can be all kinds of different.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

But various ethnic. Ethnicities.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, of course. But they're. But they're.

[Bob Kevoian]

Admittedly, it was not. Didn't mean various. This lease. It meant exactly one thing.

[Tom Griswold]

In that case. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of a United States of America urban. You know where I'm going with it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Into the. Into a hole that you're not going to rescue me from. You sops.

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna wrap this up with paper maps and phone books.

[Tom Griswold]

Paper maps and phone books.

[Dave Dugan]

You guys. You guys. Voice to text very much.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't at all. And I probably.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Dave Dugan]

I've lost quite a few friends doing the voice to text. Oh, yeah, you should proofread that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Dave Dugan]

I gotta hurry, though. Well, I got an appointment with our plumber that I'd set. His name's Carl. He's been our plumber for years. And I texted him and. And sent it and then I looked down and it said, hey, Carl. I said, hey, hey, girl. Are we still on tomorrow for 2:30? So that's a toilet that never got plunged.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever do the thing where you turn that on and then you think you've turned it off and the radio's playing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Translates What's.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not. Not cool. Coming up, we have a song from Patty G. That begins. Is launched by a coroner trying to hold a Halloween party that's been canceled.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And now that. Actually, you just mentioned something that explains a lot to me because I got that text from you yesterday. You said sometimes you'll do the voice to text and the radio is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It says josh tomorrow. Are you still cool with Turn the beat around? Love to hear percussion. I didn't know how to resp.

[Willie Griswold]

My favorite part of that joke is.

[Tom Griswold]

That he's listening to that song alone in the car.

[Willie Griswold]

Where's my Estefan?

[Tom Griswold]

On here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, thank you very much. Coming up. What's all coming up here. And from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

On rating plans that vary by state. Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts and savings and upgrade eligibility vary by state. Dugan. Yeah. Dave Dugan, comedian It's good to see you again, Dave. Good to see you haven't caught up too much on your life. I got we. You're doing okay. I know you moved to smaller quarters.

[Dave Dugan]

Didn't move to smaller quarters. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have dogs?

[Dave Dugan]

Yep. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a cat and a dog, right?

[Dave Dugan]

Dog and a cat. And we had a lot of other stuff too along the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Dave Dugan]

Yep. But I prefer dogs, I guess just because they're loyal and I mean a dog will take a take a bullet for you. If you come back to my house, I'll show you what I'm talking about. I think they do a little trick much longer the and plus then you can teach them tricks. Like I'm real close. One of the dogs, I almost taught him to do cpr.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh wow.

[Dave Dugan]

Got the part down really well where he pinches my nose real tight. Then everything after that's just inappropriate.

[Bob Kevoian]

But.

[Dave Dugan]

I don't. Are you confused? I am sometimes when. When it's a. A girl dog kind of on your leg, kind of going to town on your leg. I don't know how to handle that exactly. You know, the. The owner saying, you know, make her stop or, you know, push her away. I'm like, she seems to know what she's doing. It's funny how you let your guard down when you're between.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were talking about obsolete things in technology, which was. It's always interesting. And there's that famous Radio Shack ad that has everything in. The ad is now on a. On a smartphone.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you pretty good at technology? Maybe you're a professional voiceover guy. You probably have to run some equipment and.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, I. I'm kind of inconsistent, actually. I.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Dave Dugan]

I can't keep up with the kids and their computers and their Wii games and listen to the Ghostface kill and drinking their Sunny D.

[Willie Griswold]

Kids love Wuzang.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah, I'm just. I'm just hanging in there. Everything's. A lot of things are new to me still, in a way. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we have an interesting story that I think may lead to this scary song from Patty G. This involved a news story we had a while back about a. An unfortunate incident with. Involving a coroner.

[Christy Lee]

The Colorado Coroner's Office has canceled its safe and sweet family friendly Halloween party.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Due to ongoing concerns regarding rotting corpses. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a concern.

[Christy Lee]

WKRC reports the controversy began with former Pueblo county coroner Brian Cotter when 24.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Christy Lee]

Decomposing bodies were discovered behind a hidden door in the mortuary home he owned with his brother. Mr. Cotter resigned and was replaced by Dr. Greg Grayac, who sought to regain the community's trust by hosting a nice family friendly Halloween event. However, that idea was met with pushback from the community, leading the coroner's office to cancel the event. So this is the new coroner, not the old coroner, but it said they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Found 24 rotting bodies behind a hidden door.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that about?

[Bob Kevoian]

You walk up to a candlestick and pull it, the door opens. I mean, this is right out of.

[Willie Griswold]

You guys. Never get busy at work and just shove something in the closet.

[Tom Griswold]

You all figured out later, I guess.

[Willie Griswold]

I feel like that happens all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Got people coming over. You hide things. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You forget about it for a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was reading this article. It said one of the bodies had been there for 15 years.

[Willie Griswold]

Wow, that's way too long.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it's like trashy to leave like a trampoline in your yard or.

[Willie Griswold]

Was the room refrigerated or at a cool enough temp where the bodies weren't just rotting in there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it was rotting, so apparently not.

[Bob Kevoian]

But why? What were they going to have? Have the party at the office of the coroner?

[Christy Lee]

They were going to have it at the funeral home at the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Are they going to have bodies and stuff on?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, they wouldn't do that.

[Christy Lee]

He's trying to re establish that it's a safe and friendly place to go, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't hit that pinata too hard. That might be Lloyd. Oh, Pat, do you have a song that's going to fit this?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is very scary. This happened to you. One of the lines from the song. Okay, there's actually a little truth going on here. Went to a Halloween party where I didn't know soul there were many hot Barbies and kins were getting out of control When I got to the Halloween party everybody's in a mask the witch from wicked kissed my cheek and Taylor Swift pinch my ass well, it's in all night now wildest thing you've ever seen? You might be a lost cause if you can't hook up on Halloween Spider man's on mushrooms, demon hunter's getting bombed and I'm wearing a baseball cap so they know I work for Bob and Tom. Hanging in the kitchen after a shift in the ICU Was a caregiver on a mission to kiss a Guy or two. Well, listen, all nighter now. Blind drunk, can't you see? Took home a sexy nurse and woke up with an orderly named Kevin.

[Christy Lee]

Do, do, do, do.

[Pat Godwin]

So if you're going to a Halloween party and drink yourself in a fog, you could go to bed with a sexy cat, wake up with an ugly.

[Tom Griswold]

Dog like Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

In the 80s.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Pat. Now coming up. Oh, we have time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we haven't. I have another Halloween story. Okay. A South Carolina family says their fiery Halloween display has been repeatedly mistaken for a real house fire. Amanda Peden and Sam Lee are local celebrities thanks to a smoky light show created with special effects that gives the illusion that their home is on fire. Though it is so realistic, it regularly leads to 911 calls. Ms. Peden posts a warning every year online, begging her neighbors, quote, please do not call the fire department. Boy, this is scary. What if they really do have a fire?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, this is the boy who cried wolf.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Halloween display. The picture of this thing, it looks like the house is just completely on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, it is. It is cool. But, yeah, they need to have a huge sign out front or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that ruins the illusion.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I. I don't think people go to my house and go, wow, they must have killed 15 people to get all those skeletons by the front door. No, they're not gonna. They're not gonna make that mistake. But they are at this place. So I. I'm. It's. Do you think it's gonna attract an arsonist?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no.

[Willie Griswold]

Now at night, there's an arsonist listening to the show the.

[Christy Lee]

At.

[Willie Griswold]

Something to do this weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll. I'll show them. Okay, well, we have time for one more, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

All right, what do we have here? A new study shows feeding babies peanut products early has helped tens of thousands of kids avoid peanut allergies. Researchers analyzed pediatric records before and after federal guidance in 2015 recommending early exposure to peanuts. Since then, peanut allergies among children under three have dropped more than 27% and over 40% after updated guidance in 2017.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's from the law firm Jeff Skippy and Peter Pan. The research. Well, I'm glad you read that, because we're going to talk with our NFL correspondent Costakia Khanomopoulos in just a second. And he has a peanut butter allergy story.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

That is really good. You'll see. It's absolutely fascinating. And that's. Some real progress has been made in the world of peanut butter and peanut butter and jelly Josh, when you. Peanut butter and jelly is your favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My favorite food.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you were a kid, did you get the. With crust?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I was fine with crusts. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cut at an angle or cut in rectangles.

[Tom Griswold]

I preferred angle, so. But most of the time they were uncut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah. Do you prefer the. The angle? Because then you can shove it in.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, everybody likes to bite that corner, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No matter what the sandwich is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think that's the way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They're called uncircumcisables.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's. There's the house that looks.

[Christy Lee]

There's the house that looks like it's on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gotcha. Yeah, I mean, it looks. I didn't realize it. It looks like the inside of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

House is a blaze. Every window, not the outside, there's flames inside. It's really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very realistic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. I can see why people would call the cops. Coming up up, we have an interesting thing in the world of medicine in which you can kind of breathe through your butt, at least in an emergency situation. We'll find about how they're oxygenating the rectal side of things. And you ever gone into a restaurant, they've got one of those gigantic fish tanks. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I always like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder what would happen if it exploded.

[Tom Griswold]

Kinda.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll find out here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Ow.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hello, Jeff. Oskar's there. Hey, man. Willie G. At the prize pick sports desk today. Ace Cosby's across the way. Hey, Pat Godwin's in the performance room. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold with the I hate stevensinger jewelers.com sidekick chair. That's I hate stephensinger.com find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. That's I hate stephensinger.com and Tom, we're joined by a special guest here in the studio as well as another one on the screen.

[Bob Kevoian]

The handsome factor is unbelievable. Today. We've got Dave Dugan right across the way there, the man with the beautiful, the mellifluous, incredible voice of Dave Dugan. Just count to ten for me, Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

Never.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never mind. Plus, we have. We have the. The very handsome Castocki Economopoulos joining us from Los Angeles, California. I'm gonna put you on the spot, Kostaki. Before you get to the NFL report, we had a new news thing this morning about peanut allergies, and there's been a meta. Give them the quick version. Real quick, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Basically, they're saying that if you give babies, anybody before three peanuts, their chances of getting a peanut allergy has dropped considerably, like 40% since 2017. Now, I bring this up because allergies have dropped.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope you remember your own story, the famous the peanut butter story at the er. Do you to want Donna?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I can't believe you remember that. I'm flattered. Yeah. This is a true story.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of my.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

We change. Things change. Like with my new kid, we kind of knew this idea that you would expose kids as kids to things sooner and more often so they're less likely to become allergic to them. But the first kid, who's now 17, when she was a toddler, we didn't know if she was allergic to peanuts. She started going to birthday parties and her mom was freaking out. It was a problem. So one day it was just me and the kids did. So I parked so I could read the. The words emergency room out the windshield. And we. We shared a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the car. And I watched her very closely. And an hour later, I called mom. We're good. Yeah, it really is what happened. And it did solve the problem forever.

[Tom Griswold]

And it worked so well, we went.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Back later with a strip cocktail and a jar of bees. Good night, everybody.

[Willie Griswold]

The parking by the hospital thing's a good idea when someone's trying something new. I'm about to do the same thing. I'm gonna have my dad try some edibles. I'm gonna take him right by the hospital just in case.

[Christy Lee]

Smart.

[Willie Griswold]

Wait an hour and a half.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've Never asked you this. Are you an edible guy? Do you do to the cause? You live in a state where it's all legal?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, I'm Southern and Greek. I'm very lazy by my nature.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need any help in that area.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm about a once a year weed guy. It's almost never once in a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm just curious. Just curious. No.

[Willie Griswold]

When you grow up around biscuits and baklava, you don't need help getting the munchies. You're fine. You got a bunch of good food.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got gyros and grits.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Has anyone ever tried to combine? Do they have like a baklava and gravy? It'd be great recipe out there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of NFL action. Of course. And you're our man. What have you got going for today?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Well, first of all, I haven't seen Willie in forever. Congrats on the Colts being good, my friend.

[Willie Griswold]

Dude, what is this? It's awesome. I'm never going to die. Everything's perfect in my life. This is great.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's so great. It's fun to watch. Good for them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Kasaki, do you know the story of Willie's bet on the Pacers last year?

[Willie Griswold]

We actually live this. I had a small bet on the Pacers that I made around this time last year. Beginning of the season, it was a hundred dollars for them to win the finals. No one thought they were going to. When they got to the finals. If they would have won, I would have gotten ten grand. I could have cashed out for five grand. I did not. Oh, so it's a bit of a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bummer doing it again?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I don't think so. Tyrese Halliburton also tore his Achilles in that last game. And Netflix made a documentary about it. I'm not ready to watch that.

[Christy Lee]

Me either.

[Willie Griswold]

Netflix. Hey, by the way, we made a documentary about your parents divorce. Want to tune in? No, I'm not gonna watch that. I'm not ready for that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty good though. I saw it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was the best part, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Well, a lot of things make sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What are the odds of the Colts winning at all? You must be able to get that one.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I already have that one. I've got that bet for sure. It's like bet, but did you get it?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Did you get it before the season?

[Willie Griswold]

I did. 50 to 1, bet 10, win 600. So we'll see what happens. I will cash that one out for sure. If it gets anywhere close. If it gets over 50 bucks, I'm gonna cash it out.

[Christy Lee]

You learned your lesson.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I gotta.

[Willie Griswold]

I gotta win something.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Kostak, you're a huge Falcons fan and.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you make a way to.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, I did go to Athens this weekend and ran around and watched and watched. I was there for the big game. We won that game. That was good. The Bulldogs had a beautiful game against Ole Miss. So I leaned into that this weekend because the Falcons didn't nail their part of it for me. You know, we'll see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, you have an organization that you have established in the world of social media called All Pro Lines. Do you want to explain how that works? Works?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, yeah. It's basically football memes and jokes. If you like this segment, you'll love All Pro Lines. Come follow us at All Pro Lines on all your favorite social media platforms.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, you want to let Kazaki do a couple jokes?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Let's do that. The sun streams into the Cowboys stadium from the side. No, go ahead. When it's dusk, the. The sun like streams through the Cowboys stadium. It's. It's got to be an issue for the players. It's a billion dollar stadium, but doesn't have a sun like a Honda Civic. Flip the thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Crazy lights.

[Bob Kevoian]

On a serious note, I know that there was some at a certain stadium, they didn't open the roof and someone told me it's because the home team bakes. Even if it's like 75 degrees, if the sun hits it wrong, it's really hot for the team. So when they build those things, do they go down there with a. And say, okay, there's the sun. Here's what. It's the field. Do they have a computer simulation to show where the sun's going to land and maybe. Shouldn't they have built in?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Must be part of the process.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't they put in main. Seriously, wouldn't they put in the equivalent of an architectural sun visor?

[Willie Griswold]

I think you'd be surprised the lack of oversight that happens at any business.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Even if you are an NFL team, these things fall through the cracks.

[Bob Kevoian]

But what would you say is the most perfect stadium that is of the indoor, outdoor variety? Sofi so far is pretty great.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's got a roof, but not walls. And you can you see the mountains and the palm trees while you're.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's. It's dug the ground, so a lot of it is below ground.

[Willie Griswold]

I didn't know that yeah, it's like Wrigley. So, like, when you walk, it doesn't.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Look like it's tall because it's. A lot of the stadium is underground.

[Willie Griswold]

I have a theory about that. There was a really bad field goal kick, and I think that once the ball gets up to, like, ground level, it doesn't get wind because it's in this, like, little tunnel before. Does that make any sense? Do I sound like an idiot?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you guys like to hear a second joke from ki. I talk about my wid theory. I would never call in again, I swear to God. There's a lot.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Thank you, Josh. There's a lot of light streaming into the Cowboy stadium. That was my point.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a fine job.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

At Jerry Jones age, he might start walking into the light. You got to be careful.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's old. You see? You see?

[Tom Griswold]

That would have done better. Has the momentum continued from.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know so.

[Willie Griswold]

No.

[Announcer/Narrator]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You have the father and son speed bumps over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

We made that talk, Kaki. I won't say a word. What do you.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You got cd? Lamb asked for curtains. Don't worry. It'll be curtains for the Cowboy soon enough.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now look. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No amount of momentum.

[Pat Godwin]

You're making Josh look bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no amount of momentum would have saved that turd.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Willie Griswold]

I like that one.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The CH the Chiefs beat the Raiders 31 to 0. It's tough to be a Raiders fan. One more eye patch. That game was watchable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then you'd be blind. You see, that would be better.

[Tom Griswold]

Next.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Raiders stadium is the only place in Vegas where the house loses. We keep talking about Tom Brady owning the Raiders. Well, he's not special. Everybody owns the Raiders. The Chargers featured their all yellow uniforms.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yikes.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Those are terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They reminded me of the Savannah Bananas. In the first half, they looked like they were pretending to play a sport. See, it was. That's how they were. Like the.

[Bob Kevoian]

But remember the old Oakland A's ugly uniform competition? They were awful.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They really were awful. And it's the team that has the best uniforms.

[Dave Dugan]

As.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

As a default, right? Those uniforms are great. They all yellows. You know the old saying, if life gives you lemons, make them into uniforms. After throwing for five touchdowns in London, Matthew Stafford asked, do I get a sword or something? Jets coach Eric Glenn asked if he could get a sword, too, but for a totally different reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Dishonored his family.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, that's right. Glenn last week balked at the idea of benching his quarterback. He literally said, why would you ask me though that? And this week he watched it for two more quarters and he benched his quarterback. Yeah, the jets aren't good this week. They have to play the Bengals. They should negotiate a ceasefire. That's probably their only chance.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And I'm thinking these are Boeing jets because sometimes they get their doors blown off.

[Bob Kevoian]

See? Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Again. I. I would never call in again. You don't deserve this kind of treatment.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The jets are so bad Gangrene is changing its name.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, the jets are, you know, uniforms are green. You see ladies.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, Greta Thunberg no longer claims to be going green.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's bad.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They changed the book to regular eggs and ham.

[Tom Griswold]

Tough out. There it is.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The jets are the football what Gaston Sushi is to sushi. Jet skis want to be known as wet skis now.

[Willie Griswold]

I love wet skis.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Jet Sweep now refers the advantage of getting to play the jets twice a year. You see, that's a big. Elton John changed the song. It's no longer Betty and the Jets. Now Betty goes solo. The Ravens now without their star quarterback, are 1 in 5 people in Maryland haven't been this upset since imitation crab meat pissed Jackson Smith and Jigba. It's a big star this year. He's good, man. He's a walking monument to multi multiculturalism. A Smith married an injigma. It's nice, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, delightful.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Over the next five years he's to going to be three regular season NFL games in Rio de Janeiro. Notre Dame has touchdown Jesus. We know that. But Rio up on the hill there. They have incomplete past Jesus. And you know I've been talking about this. My brother pointed something out that I did not know. Give. Give me just a sec.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's not super hilarious, but this is worth, worth it. The Olympics in were in Berlin in 1936.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's a big stage. It was the first televised Olympics and of course the Nazi regime was excited about showcasing the superiority of the Aryan race. And a black kid from Alabama named Jesse Owens came and won the hundred meters and the 200 meters in front of Hitler. And it might be the greatest sports moment in human history. And that's the same stadium that my brother and I are going to to see the Falcons Colts game.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It really gave me chills when I realized it's the same place and I'll still be rooting for the black guy. Michael Penix over Daniel Jones, baby.

[Willie Griswold]

Great joke.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Crazy deep dive on this story. It's amazing to me. Owens won four gold medals in track and field, a feat not repeated for, for 50 years. He was the star of this Olympics.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

On the first day of the Olympics, Hitler shook hands with a bunch of the gold medal winners, a couple of Germans, a Finnish guy, and then on day two, a different African American won the high jump and Hitler disappeared. And the head of the IOC reprimanded him and said, you got to congratulate all the gold medal winners or none. And Hitler chose none. And I'm reading this and I'm so angry. I, I was like, how could he be such an a hole? And then catch myself like, oh, it's Hitler.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was like, that was just the preview, right?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

He wasn't a one gaff man. Yeah, no, he was all the way through.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's like the a hole goat, if you will.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, he is, he is.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I've repeated this 50 times, but I just think it's so cool. Kostaki's brother, what's your brother's name again?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Andreas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Andreas. He got a life saving bone marrow transplant from a gentleman in Germany, allegedly. And you're taking him to the game. It's going to be the Colts Falcon.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Game in Berlin, Jurgen and his wife and we're all going to see the Falcons game in Berlin. I can't wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jurgen, you're going to take, are you going to take Jurgen some of his lotion?

[Willie Griswold]

And you treated Kasaki like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Brandon Valotian, you see, it's Juergens, you philistine. Kostakiakatamopoulos is also a great stand up comedian. You'll find him on stage coming up in November. Beginning Wednesday, November 12th, Des Moines. Then the 13th, Fort Dodge, Iowa. Then Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Friday, November 14th, and the 15th, Sioux City, Iowa for the great, the great tour with Kostakiakanamopoulos. And then down the road it'll be Cincinnati, Friday, December 11th. 11th. Always a great pleasure, Kostaki. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

See you, man.

[Christy Lee]

Bye.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's so funny. Now, a couple quick things coming up. Kristali, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have butt breathing. We have a new commode, and we have a commode that could actually read your. It's like reading tea leaves and a new hotel.

[Tom Griswold]

I like you throwing the word commode.

[Willie Griswold]

Around in your commode, you see, but.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't say feces.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

We have a new boutique hotel that's got an interesting origin as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And, and this butt breathing thing isn't a joke. It's. It's a potential life saving thing that they're coming up with based on some obscure mammal that actually breathes through its ass. Now talking through its ass happens on this show all the time.

[Dave Dugan]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm guilty as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay. All right, now I want to do the quiz with Christy Lee. Are you ready?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'm ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Now, we've been talking about annuities. I didn't know what an annuity was until I started doing this. And annuities involve retiring and then getting paid still. Yeah, that's the essence of this. But to find out what's really going on, you gotta talk to the annuities experts. The Silac Insurance Company. So we have the Silec Christy Lee three. It's three questions for Christy Lee. Dear Ms. Lee, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. What is the Silac website address, please?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's pretty easy. It's Silac ins dot com. That's S I L A C I N S dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

S I L A C I N S dot com silac. Wait, that's not on the script. Question two for Christy Lee. I love this idea. This is unbelievable. A 20 bonus by going from a 401k to a silac annuity. How does that work? Where do I learn more?

[Christy Lee]

Just go to silacins.com click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, last question. Dear Christy Lee, would it be too much to ask for you to read the Silac disclaimer?

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Coming up, more frivolity and the serious business of doing your business on film. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Willie Griswold]

We are the musers on the pod.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

So far we've discussed people we love.

[Willie Griswold]

I didn't tell you guys. Cuban emailed.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you wearing? Well, no, that's not. Things we love got way into typewriters.

[Tom Griswold]

How many typewriters do you own?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Guesstimate.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's time to to get really down and dirty. These are great ideas. Start a podcast and Forget to promote.

[Tom Griswold]

It on social media. So what is our podcast about?

[Willie Griswold]

Whatever we feel like the musers the.

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[Tom Griswold]

Tom just told me to shut up. Yes, but he was right. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car keys care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

You're at the side like insurance company news desk.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie G's at the prize pick sports desk.

[Willie Griswold]

Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm laughing because I almost said Al Jackson. What can I say? I'm a very racist man. There's a Cosby. Pat Godwin's in the performance room. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair. Tom. We have one of our favorite people joining us this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You mean comedian Dave Dugan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That handsome man with a better voice than everybody in this room comes down.

[Tom Griswold]

We have often done some things on the show like and, and out in society people say, oh, hey, what's your porn star name? Or what's another one? We've had, oh, your elf name around Christmas time.

[Bob Kevoian]

The porn star name. Is that. What is that the street you grew up on? There's some formula.

[Christy Lee]

I'm your mom's maiden name or like first pet sometimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. Aren't you.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're something. Pounds, right?

[Christy Lee]

Babette Pounds. Don't you forget it, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

That is, that is Babette Pounds is really.

[Willie Griswold]

Mine's not that fine. It's just Figaro. E 71st Street. It's not a great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there's something to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I kind of like your first pet. Dave.

[Dave Dugan]

Joe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Joe. And the box in the street you grew up on?

[Dave Dugan]

Beachmont. Joe Beachmont.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a pretty good name.

[Willie Griswold]

That's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's yours?

[Jeff Oskay]

Spats.

[Tom Griswold]

Tree trails.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now Spats is cool. Maybe like Dick Spats.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, that's pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you'd always wear.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd always.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd always wear your shoes with spats to bed and nothing else.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever anybody.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody owns Spats?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know what that is. I was laughing because it's a funny word.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spats is like a covering.

[Tom Griswold]

Cowboys would wear them.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like, it's almost like you're wearing regular shoes and there's this sort of white Thing from the top of your shoes to your ankle.

[Willie Griswold]

I know. We're talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of button. Like they button, but they probably snap.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You get a good pair of spats.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was the purpose of. I mean, probably if you're in some kind of a chorus like you were in. In high school. Cool. You know, it's like the. The.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you wore them with like a formal suit.

[Willie Griswold]

There's no way the first reason you'd use them is for a chorus.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I mean, like a uniform. But it would be. In any event, we can move on. Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These are definitely not a cowboy thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I must.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm thinking of those, you know, those weird legs covering things. No chaps. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Oskay, your porno name would be one Blackie Brier. Way. That's good.

[Willie Griswold]

You throw a lot of people off, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, mine's the best, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Pat Godwin]

Penis Turgid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Boy, I saw pictures of your cat penis, by the way.

[Pat Godwin]

That cat people remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hairless. Okay. So this is horror movie name.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is your monster movie name. Mark was kind enough. Kind enough to show us this. Thank you for writing in Mark. Now what? What? It's. It's just. It's real simple. It's first letters of first name, middle name and last name. So let's start with Christy Lee. K, of course. And then what's the first letter of your middle name? R. Okay, so krl. And each set of letters has its own. Has its own words. Okay, so K is Beware the. All right, so that's the first part of the title. Beware the R is shrinking.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That lines up Beware the Shrinking dick and L is Martians. Oh, so your horror movie is. Your monster movie is Beware the Shrinking Martian.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so this is. This is the name of the movie. Not your name.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the actor the name of the movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. Okay, very good.

[Tom Griswold]

And we don't have to go through the. But, Tom, what is your middle name?

[Jeff Oskay]

B.

[Bob Kevoian]

Letter. Letter is B.

[Tom Griswold]

So you are Curse of the Disco Robots.

[Willie Griswold]

I can't think of any movie he ate.

[Tom Griswold]

He ate more than cursing the disco robots. He's not going to see it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is good, though. I like it. A disco robot. That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace. Middle initial C. You are Attack of the Disco Vampires.

[Bob Kevoian]

A disco vampire.

[Dave Dugan]

Roger Foreman film.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to dance. Dave.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

He did the John Travolta point.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm seeing it by the way, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's also L. Jackson's movie. Even though. Even though they have different initials. How'd that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Dave Dugan, middle initial.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, it's Emma.

[Tom Griswold]

You are Invasion of the Flesh Eating Swamp Beasts.

[Willie Griswold]

That's so scary.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really terrifying.

[Bob Kevoian]

3D.

[Tom Griswold]

It is in 3D, Jeff. Oscar D. Beware the Alien werewolves. Well, there's a lot to chew on there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some of these sound like the real movies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What's. What's Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm Pete. My middle name.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

J.P. right.

[Tom Griswold]

You are Death by Shrinking Robots.

[Pat Godwin]

Death by shrinking robots.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. That's something that could really happen very, very soon.

[Christy Lee]

Right? Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a legitimate issue in your bloodstream.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I am Beware the Flesh Eating Vampires Now.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that lines up perfect.

[Christy Lee]

I think. That is a movie, isn't it? It.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. How about that? Isn't that fun?

[Bob Kevoian]

That is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

What an amusing thing.

[Pat Godwin]

For that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, what's your closer?

[Tom Griswold]

There's no way to end this segment, but just. Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's do one more. Let's do Christopher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, please. Christopher.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christopher. What? Your middle initial. What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. You want to go pcg?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You are Death by Disco Robots. Did we already have that?

[Bob Kevoian]

That was ace, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he was. You were Curse of the Disco Robots. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Death by Disco Robots.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, you were a DJ during the disco era. Did you ever have to DJ disco stuff?

[Tom Griswold]

I used to work at a club for a while. Oh, yes, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably a lot of coke.

[Tom Griswold]

There must have been so much co. Too much, really. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whenever you see Chris, you're like, oh, that guy does a lot of.

[Willie Griswold]

Doesn't he have one earring? I mean, we should have all known, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

Hey, while we're playing the name game, do you want to know my pronouns?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, please.

[Dave Dugan]

People are more comfortable if they hear that sometimes. Ye, thou, who dat, Love machine and papa U. Ma.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Dave Dugan, ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no comedy there, Dave. Those are very important.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Dave, you're. I know you moved recently. Have you been doing any traveling? You've been around the world?

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, well, not around the world, but a lot of Florida trips. I'm not trying to brag, but I entertain a lot of 55 plus communities now. Yeah, no, they're pretty fun, actually. And so I. I didn't know where to stay and I found this. I thought it was a gem because it was like. Like in Fort Myers beach and it was so quiet and clean and affordable. All the things that are so important. And I couldn't just sit back and enjoy it. It was so. It's so quiet. I don't, I don't think there's anybody else here. And I wonder if there's a. Been a recent murder possibly. And I'm gonna find bones buried in one of their potted, you know, palm trees or. Yeah. Or something. And they had. It was so old fashioned. It was like old, old floor Florida. Kind of like almost like a motor lodge. Oh yeah, you had a register. And on the way out, I was sure I was going to see my name and Ed Gein be the end of that adventure. But I had hit some turbulence. That was the thing I was going to tell you about on this flight. That and I pay attention, you know, when that seat belt light goes off. But have you ever done that? And then you go. And then turbulence comes out of nowhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

And I was like tossed around that little, tiny, tiny airplane bathroom like a rag doll. I. I got familiar with myself in ways I never had before. And at one position I've never been in. Can you become a member of the mile high club all by yourself? If so, I think I'm a charter member. So. One of those restrooms are sure confusing. I was down there. They had, they had a. You know, I mean, I figured this one out. They tried to be clever with the restroom. You know, is kind of a pirate thing. It was pirates and wenches and you've probably seen the one Pointers and setters. But I was in this one place recently and, and it was. They had one that was electrical closet and mechanical room and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Dave Dugan]

So I, I just took a shot and went in. Electrical closet.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. Got shocked.

[Dave Dugan]

Got shocked real bad. But no, I'm just joshing. I picked the, I picked the mechanical room because it started with me. So I thought this could be men's. And I was, I was groped by a janitor. It was pitch black. I don't know if it was a janitor, but I heard a lot of keys jangling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dave dug, ladies and gentlemen, right now. Christy, what do you got coming up over there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have our butt segment. We have people hit their functional peak. At what age? We never got to that yesterday. And more importantly, we have history coming out.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, we'll find out what happened on this stage. Always very, very important. And this butt story is really fascinating. This could eventually your ass could save your ass. We'll find out what that's all about coming up right now. I want to tell you about Simplisafe. We got it right here in the studio. In fact, we got cameras all over the place so we know what's going on. Thank you. Simply Safe. You can get this done at your place, too. It's not too late. Real security. And now Simplisafe can stop a crime well before the crime even starts. That's why I feel great about having Simplisafe. You will, too. Here's what I'm talking about. Simply Safe can actually stop the crime before it starts because they take action while a criminal still lurking outside your home. The moment somebody steps onto your property, AI security cameras identify the threat. An alert simply says professional monitoring agents. And they can take action right away, confronting the criminal. They can trigger sirens. They can pop spotlights on and dispatch the cops. See what I'm talking about? Find out what Simplisafe is all about. And by the way, we started talking about this a decade ago. Chick came in one day and said, hey, I just installed this really cool security system. Took me about half an hour. You can install it yourself or you can have some of the folks from Simplisafe help you set it up. Chick is he's got the record. He has 11 cameras on his plate. He's on vacation right now, but he can pick up his phone and see what's going on at his house. That's why I use Simplisafe. You should, too. More than 4 million Americans trust Simplisafe for their home security. They've got a 60 day money back guarantee and no long term contracts. Check out the different options from Simplisafe. Right now. Bob and tom listeners save 50% on a SimpliSafe home security system. Get all the details simplisafetom.com that's SimpliSafe, Tom. There's no safe like Simply Safe. Stand by. More coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Everyone knows the legend of D.B. cooper, but what if I told you.

[Willie Griswold]

There'S an even better story out there? One with multiple aircraft hijacks, prison escapes and so many twists and turns.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm talking about the hit podcast American.

[Willie Griswold]

Skyjacker, which is now an action packed.

[Tom Griswold]

Documentary coming to theaters and streaming this fall.

[Willie Griswold]

Find out more at www.americanskyjacker.com and listen to our bonus episode of the podcast Coming soon, American Skyjacker. Follow and listen on your favorite platform soon.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello there. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you so much for being a part of it. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Stud Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you for being here, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my pleasure.

[Christy Lee]

I love having you here.

[Tom Griswold]

I love having you here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody does.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jeff. Willie G's at the prize pick sports desk.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's across the way. Hello. I am Josh Arnold, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. My gosh, if it isn't Pat Godwin in the performance room.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

We miss you.

[Pat Godwin]

I miss you.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, thank you very much. Now, we got a couple things I wanted to explore, really explain I should say.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, please.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have, what is it? Week eight coming up here in the NFL. Wait a minute.

[Willie Griswold]

Six and one, they haven't had a buy week yet. So it's week seven, Week eight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good, Very good. What that means is you have your shot at winning that $500 worth of Steven Singer jewelry. It's a gift card. An E gift card. How do you win it? You go to bobandtom.com contest and make your picks for this, the forthcoming week, which begins Thursday evening. Just make those NFL picks. You don't have to worry about the spread. You can be a big winner. We do it each week. Once Again, it'[e-mail] contest while you're there, something brand new from Orange Insoles. Treat yourself to some extra spending cash and a new 4K TV plus a special $250 Visa gift card courtesy of Orange Insoles. Register to win, no skill required as far as I can tell. Go to bob and tom.com contest. Now we're going to check in with Christy Lee. What have you got happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

Not going to do history.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Five times.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She did, though. She did.

[Christy Lee]

You don't listen.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to tell me what the.

[Tom Griswold]

Day men be not October 25th first.

[Christy Lee]

Did I not say that when I walked out?

[Tom Griswold]

You did.

[Christy Lee]

I said October 21st.

[Bob Kevoian]

Should have written it down.

[Dave Dugan]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is a good. This is a good one.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm never history.

[Bob Kevoian]

In 1959, the Guggenheim Museum opened in New York City.

[Christy Lee]

That's a cool one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fun one to skateboard down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, That's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

That spiral thing.

[Christy Lee]

And then a lot of movies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But yeah, it Kind of looks weird from the outside, though, compared to everything else around it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sort of sticks out, but it's cool. This is a fascinating event that took place in 1992. Madonna's book called Sex. Remember that? It had a metal cover. Metal cover.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember it was 50 bucks and it fell apart.

[Christy Lee]

Like, opened it once and it would come apart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But also rust.

[Christy Lee]

How do you know that, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Personal experience.

[Christy Lee]

There's a restaurant we go to that. That one famous picture of her naked hitchhiking. That is a good photo right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

A good photo. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it really is kind of striking photo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What is.

[Christy Lee]

She got bush, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did he run in 92?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. But she was a fan.

[Willie Griswold]

It's one turn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. She should do the. The sequel.

[Christy Lee]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, why not?

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen her lately?

[Christy Lee]

She's pulled up. She's pulled and tight.

[Tom Griswold]

She is making a sequel called Slack.

[Bob Kevoian]

Slack, Slack.

[Tom Griswold]

Little things are a little loose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Before the shaving boom. The old joke was, one more facelift, she'll have a goatee.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're right, Christy. She's not slack in certain areas. Other areas.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the great. I. I think here's a list you could come up with. I'd have to start. Of soundtracks that are better than the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this. This to me would be certainly be one of them. Superfly.

[Christy Lee]

I never saw the movie, but I love that album.

[Bob Kevoian]

Curtis Mayfield.

[Christy Lee]

That was good. Freddie's Dead.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, talk about a spoiler.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does, kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was a hit song called Freddy's Dead.

[Christy Lee]

Fred is Dead. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, guess what happens? You go see the movie. Well, Freddy's Dead. That's gonna happen. Sorry, Freddy. The movie was okay. I think it was considered to be black exploitation, I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

But a great soundtrack. Highly recommended. The. Whose last concert took place on this date in 1976? The who's last concert with Keith Moon.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say. Aren't they touring now?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they apparently have done their final concert in Los Angeles. Just.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

About a month ago, Evanescence's album the Open Door topped the Billboard 200 in 2006.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a cool band. They have a pretty girl singer and then they have a scary yeller. It's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Amy lee is fantastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

2016, Leonard Cohen released his final album called called you want it darker. You Want It Darker, Dedicated to Kim Kardashian, her birthday today.

[Christy Lee]

That's funny you would say that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how Leonard Cohen would sing Happy Birthday to you.

[Christy Lee]

She's 45 today.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Also happy birthday going out to Dizzy Gillespie. No longer with us.

[Christy Lee]

Cheeks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Cheeks. Yeah. A player of the. The horn. The trumpet.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrible.

[Willie Griswold]

Vertigo.

[Tom Griswold]

Just awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Carrie Fisher, sadly gone and birthday today. Yeah. And the Judge Judy.

[Tom Griswold]

What an awful human being.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

She's a rich human being.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, super rich.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think she was the highest paid television. Sad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She gets a lot of money.

[Tom Griswold]

She's yelling at poor people. Just unnecessarily bitchy.

[Bob Kevoian]

1988. Happy birthday. Glenn Powell, the sort of. Kind of one of the new. Super handsome. He was in the new Top Gun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Glenn Powell. Yeah. I was thinking of somebody else.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Scott Glenn is who I was thinking of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Glenn Powell's the guy in the Twister movie, right? Yeah, yeah, he's good.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's an actor. Movie star, handsome boy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in the new Running man coming out.

[Bob Kevoian]

And lastly, Alfred Nobel, winner of the.

[Christy Lee]

Did he get a prize?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know he invented dynamite.

[Christy Lee]

Did he ever get a prize, though?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they named it after.

[Christy Lee]

I know. Did he get one?

[Tom Griswold]

No. That's one of the sad ironies of life, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

He honestly thought the dynamite would stop all wars. Didn't work. Didn't. Didn't work out that.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I think it still could. We just don't use. We're not using dynamite in wars.

[Willie Griswold]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Really, are we? These fancy drones we need like a command. We need General Wiley Coyote. He's tied together bundles of TNT.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk.

[Christy Lee]

And on this note, Sir Paul McCartney's driver's license from the late 1960s is going up for auction. The red cloth covered UK driving license features the former Beatles signature as well as two fines for road offenses. It was valid from September 1968 to September 1971. It'll be auctioned at Eubank's music memorabilia sale next month.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the new Paul McCartney's driver's license, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He died in 66 for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is the imposter. Very compelling evidence.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's interesting is you forget there was no picture on it.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I forget what year they started putting photographs on driver's licenses in the United States. States. I assume every state does that at this point.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the fines he accrued though, was for doing it in the road.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. You wanted to no matter how much he.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Suggested it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, you have a tribute?

[Pat Godwin]

I could do something for you. You mentioned the Beatles. I got something, you know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, me.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Confuses why she would hesitate? Says I'm a rocker and I probably don't drive get you there, darling. I'll go 55. Baby, I can drive my car I got that license with the star Baby, I can drive my car it's not suspended.

[Bob Kevoian]

Woo.

[Willie Griswold]

Beep, beep, beep, beep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I sure hope he's not still driving.

[Dave Dugan]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because 82, he's ancient.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

What I saw.

[Dave Dugan]

But he's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw him live last time and he said that he had. He and his wife flew to la, they rented a car and the guys drove up the coast to San Francisco. He rented a Corvette.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was talking about it on stage.

[Christy Lee]

He's out right now, isn't he? Isn't he on tour right now? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's one of the best shows ever? Ever seen?

[Christy Lee]

California was the first to add a photo to a driver's license in 1958.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Yeah. So it was a daguerreotype.

[Christy Lee]

It was black and white. Yeah. And then they were the first to use color photos Starting in 1972. I know. I got my license. I'm going to date myself in 76. It was still paper. I'm trying to remember. I think it was the 80s. Yeah, it was paper.

[Tom Griswold]

So easily ripped, easily forged.

[Christy Lee]

Forged. That's how Tom made a living.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it also easily ripped?

[Pat Godwin]

Your limitations.

[Christy Lee]

It was like a little card so.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody could take your license and rip it in half.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they could. It was a card. Piece of cardboard.

[Pat Godwin]

Like it was.

[Tom Griswold]

What a hassle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It must have been so easy to commit crimes when you guys were just the best. IDs didn't have pictures on them. That's nuts. No security cameras.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, I would have just murdered.

[Christy Lee]

No, no cell phones. You couldn't record everything you did coming up. Didn't know where you were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, the. The Kohler Company.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Has come out with a. A medically smart toilet that is on the way. Also, we have. Speaking of toilets, what do you put on a toilet when you sit? Your butt. Butt breathing could save your life. And we're gonna find out exactly what that's all about when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Racks hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, thank you for joining us today. There's Christy Lee at the Silac insurance company news desk. Hi, Back Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back into the main studio.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for having me back.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jeff Oskay, Willie G's at the prize pick sports desk. Hey, Ace Cosby's there. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold of the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And Tom, what a heck of a morning so far. Why don't we continue?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd be happy to. Now we're going to push forward here. We have a lot to get to. And Christy Lee is over there at the Silac insurance news desk and she will lead the way.

[Christy Lee]

Way butt breathing is being closer and closer to becoming a reality.

[Bob Kevoian]

No butt breathing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is going to revolutionize the snorkeling industry.

[Christy Lee]

It's a real treatment for folks with blocked airways and clogged lungs. The technique involves an enema like process that uses a super oxygenated liquid to deliver life supporting oxygen to the bloodstream by absorbing it through the colon. The first human clinical trial has since shown that the procedure is safe and well tolerated by.

[Tom Griswold]

So they have done it.

[Willie Griswold]

That's awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And if ongoing trials prove successful, butt breathing, quote unquote, could allow hospitals to rescue people when airways are blocked or severely limited by injury, inflammation, infections or other complications.

[Bob Kevoian]

Imagine you're an EMT and they have a special meeting. You walk in. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of like mouth to mouth but a little bit different.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now purse your lips.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. There's going to be some really, really bad breath. But I mean, you think about it. Remember we had the news stories about people that would get drunk by giving themselves wine enemas or germs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's it called?

[Willie Griswold]

Boofing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boofing is the name of that b.

[Willie Griswold]

O o s f Boofing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

No, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's insanely dangerous.

[Jeff Oskay]

They do it with other drugs as well.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it was that a college thing. Did people actually do it or just.

[Willie Griswold]

Talk about, you know what, man, My friends were degenerates and if we weren't doing it, I don't think anybody was doing it. I think that was sort of an Internet trend.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of it. You really did do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it? You remember mdma? Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And what is mdma? Is that the ecstasy? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Molly, I'm confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did you coat Like a pacifier in it and just, just like a suppository.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is not in liquid form.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it was a pill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have the presence of mind? You did it to go bottoms up.

[Christy Lee]

That had to be weird on the dance floor.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that was that. It was a one time thing.

[Willie Griswold]

Did your friends say I'm not sharing.

[Bob Kevoian]

A bag with Jeff anymore? Yeah. Is there a reason to not.

[Jeff Oskay]

It absorbs. It absorbs quicker and it's more pure because your stomach isn't digesting any of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now is this real knowledge or is this what the dealer tells you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, definitely don't do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like it's stupid but it will kill you. But that is true.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's stuff people.

[Tom Griswold]

Semi permeable membrane.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, some people do it. I would not suggest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay now but this. So this story, if I'm understanding correctly, if there's an accident and the person's airway is blocked, they think they can oxygenate the blood through the rectum? I guess, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Using a liquid. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

You just put the mask up to it or do you.

[Christy Lee]

It's a liquid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, that's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cuz it'd be much oxygenated liquid.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like that stuff in the abyss that they filled their masks with so they could breathe underwater.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'd be much cooler if it was. Were like, you know, you could watch somebody smoke out of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Out of their butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that'd be hilarious. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, we. Yeah, you can do. You can make smoke rings. Yeah. Oh, an arrow going through a heart. That is a skill.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go. That'd be. That'd be delightful.

[Tom Griswold]

Very silly.

[Pat Godwin]

Very professional looking photo and poster.

[Christy Lee]

Kohler is launching a new.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a second, I slow down here. So they're putting a liquid in there that's full of oxygen. Is that happening?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And absorbed by the blood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does this not sound like something like in Aspen, Colorado where super rich people would go to the spa?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I had the oxygen enema last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my. My head has never felt clearer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes, yes. But I don't recommend the butt mints. They were quite tart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Curiously strong, as they say on the tin.

[Willie Griswold]

It'd be cool if they could do this. Like super athletes who get like dehydrated when they play in Colorado. They have the blue tent for concussion. Go in the brown tent, get a little infusion, you're ready to go. It's a color joke. There's not much there, but we have.

[Tom Griswold]

To have fun, you know, I don't see color.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ask Al about that one. Doesn't this sound like a spa thing, though? In the future? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There are oxygen bars.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they have those things. Have you ever. Jeffrey, have you ever done the floating thing?

[Christy Lee]

Thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think that would be cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

You go in the. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Sensory deprivation.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I've done it a few times.

[Tom Griswold]

You can go with me the next time. Yeah, we won't. We both get in the. No, we won't share the same pod. Well, then I'm out.

[Pat Godwin]

You float in there with some salt water.

[Bob Kevoian]

How's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you float, but you have kind of a. A pillow type thing that floats.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would drown.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my luck.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it completely dark?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How. How hot's the water?

[Tom Griswold]

It should be the. Your temperature.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's 98.7. Right. They try to make it so it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like you're in there. Right. Mine. Mine, though. Got. One time it got a little too hot and I had to stop early and open the thing. I was dying.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd be terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

She was like, oh, my gosh, we forgot to turn off the heater. I was just poaching.

[Bob Kevoian]

So do you. Can you look at your phone? What do you do with it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. The idea is to have zero. So you start to. You start to see things, like a little bit. You can kind of pick out light and colors that aren't actually there are floating. Yes. But you're floating in 6 inches of water or something like that. No, you won't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you open the door?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, easily. Very easily. Open the door.

[Willie Griswold]

Do they give you water wings like a little kid so you can float inside there?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't even need them.

[Pat Godwin]

So, boy, how long do you go for?

[Tom Griswold]

An hour. Oh, yeah, I couldn't do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

So did you write any jokes while you were in there?

[Tom Griswold]

No, man. You just try to clear your. I tried to do nowhere. I tried to just see what my mind wanted me to see.

[Willie Griswold]

You'll never like this.

[Christy Lee]

No way. Tom could do this.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I couldn't stand.

[Willie Griswold]

It's about not being productive, right? About being within your own body.

[Christy Lee]

Relax.

[Tom Griswold]

You can start hearing your heartbeat and stuff.

[Willie Griswold]

That's terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never gotten to the point where you can hear the blood in your veins like you can. Actually, some people say they've gotten there, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I remember when the astronaut, Dr. David Wolf was in here and his famous quote, you don't know what quiet is till you're on the mirror and the power goes out and he Said he could actually hear his blood flowing through his. Wow. I would have. If that had been me, I would have heard the sound of a mass fecal. Fecal evacuation as I shouted out to the Russian guy, fix this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now. Are you naked, Josh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or in the tank?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. Now you. I think you can wear swimming trunks if you wanted to, but I wanted. No sense.

[Jeff Oskay]

And do they change the water out between people?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you shower before and after. It was a really nice shower in the same room. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And do a lot of people do this? Do they get stoned first? Is that part of the.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so. No. I think this is the really. I think the idea here is to not be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. To be present.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. To be completely present.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I hate that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

How do we know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Know how?

[Pat Godwin]

Do they check on you?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, there. There's an intercom type.

[Dave Dugan]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you don't. They don't check on you.

[Pat Godwin]

There's no camera in there. Right there?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there may be, but I don't. I try not to worry about it in that. In that instance. So they wouldn't be able to see. I don't think there's a camera in the pod.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you say. Can you talk? Then could you say, hey, let me out of here?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you let yourself out. You really do. You just. All you have to do is push up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would. First thing I would envision would be some guy coming by with a broom and duct tape and sealing the thing up. And then all of a sudden, it starts filling with colder water.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

You watch too many movies, live in.

[Tom Griswold]

Fear of those things.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it does remind me of my favorite visual gag, typically in, like, a Three Stooges thing where they used to show those. Those guys, they'd be sitting in what looked like a giant. Giant washing machine, just their head sticking out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the sauna.

[Bob Kevoian]

They'd be at the gym, and they're sitting in this machine. And then Curly walks by and shoves a broom in the doors, and they come by a few minutes later after some chase, and the big fat guys become a little skinny guy. What a great gag. Just what's a true classic? Perhaps I'm the only one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was a good guy.

[Willie Griswold]

The big guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's one of the things he loves most, is getting rid of fat eyesore.

[Willie Griswold]

I just had a flashback of being in fourth grade. No, do cross country. It's a cool sport.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk. What else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

Kohler is launching a new device that attaches to your toilet and analyzes your fecal output.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

It's called Decoda D E K O D A South Dakota clamps over the rim of a toilet and user and uses sensors rather as well as a tiny camera to analyze the user's health through their stool and urine. A fingerprint sensor allows the device to know who is using the facilities. It costs 600 bucks up front and a subscription service runs between 70 and $156 per year.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you got to get a subscription.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Kohler assures that health data is secured through end to end encryption, so to speak.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey, what's our. What's our. What's our password? Word. I've got to go take a dump.

[Christy Lee]

While the camera uses so called discrete optics, looking only at the results, not at your body parts, the company warns the technology doesn't work very well with dark toilet colors, however. Well, of course it wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Who has to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who has to. Look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there some attendant.

[Willie Griswold]

I think this is just like the same thing as an Apple watch or those sleep trackers.

[Bob Kevoian]

People want data.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, look, my fiber counts good.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, the commode camera. Isn't that cute?

[Bob Kevoian]

How much to attach it directly to your only fans?

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's. That's. Put a BM in your DMs there you can.

[Willie Griswold]

Gross.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, who wants this? That's really nuts.

[Willie Griswold]

I think it's just health nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Willie Griswold]

They're probably tracking it on the way in and on the way out. They're measuring all their. They're counting macros, they're measuring carbs, all that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God. Can this thing distinguish between beet juice and blood?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, just asking. I don't know why I would. Now, Josh, you have the modified the aftermarket appliance on your toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a bidet.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got the bidet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, squirts into my butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Really cleans it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you set the temperature on that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever had the temperature thing break and I haven't?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, it'd be funnier if he had.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, I'll wake you up.

[Tom Griswold]

I accidentally sous vided my nuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Willie Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Have some fun. Hey, you ever want to steal a fire truck?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

It happened. And you ever wonder what would happen if one of those gigantic fish tanks in a restaurant exploded? We'll tell you all about it. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Le at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jeff Osay.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Prize Pick sports desk, it's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

What's up?

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Blue Ash, Blue Ash.

[Bob Kevoian]

Blue Ash. It's a place.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Cincinnati area.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And guess what's there? The. The club. Go Bananas. Willie G will be there with Greg Hahn. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. And while I'm at it, Pat Godwin is going to be in Mason City, Illinois, Saturday. Only one show at the Mason City Limits Comedy Club. All right. That'll be a great night. And Pat, you're going to do comedy and music adding.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. Start off a little bit of music and hopefully make it funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you will?

[Bob Kevoian]

It'll be. You'll kill them. I guarantee it. A couple of things to look forward to right now. When I look over that way I see Christy Lee shuffling papers at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Not just papers. These are fabulous news stories.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

A seafood restaurant in China was flooded after its giant fish tank unexpectedly shattered. Security cameras at the eatery in Fuzz.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hue captured the moment and the Horseshoe rode in.

[Christy Lee]

I never captured the moment when the newly installed tank suddenly burst, spilling its contents throughout the restaurant. Oh, my goodness. That is quite a fish tank. Multiple fish could be seen swimming in the torrent of water that made its way from the kitchen to the restaurant's dining room.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll have the tuna. No, that one.

[Christy Lee]

Light. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's in the kitchen?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then apparently it went all the way.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was in the. That'd be cruel to put it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the dining area.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

But no, I think it's probably one of the.

[Pat Godwin]

While you're eating salmon sides, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

And it.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they watch their buddies being served up.

[Pat Godwin]

Look what they did to your mother.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is fresh sushi. Yeah. It's still a flopping. Kind of like the Mexican places where they make the guac right at your table. Don't you like that? I do do, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do they. Do they still do that? I haven't been to a restaurant where they did that in a while.

[Pat Godwin]

They did it down in Cozumel. Getting off the cruise ship.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A Canadian woman has been charged with impaired driving after she allegedly stole a fire truck in Halifax.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun.

[Christy Lee]

Halifax Regional Fire and Emergency responding to an alarm at a building on Almond street around 5:10am when the woman allegedly jumped into the truck and drove away.

[Tom Griswold]

See you, you sons of.

[Christy Lee]

Responding police officers found the unoccupied fire truck at a nearby intersection. The woman, Ms. Julia Elven Ken, was located a few blocks away and taken into custody. She now faces numerous charges including mischief and endangering life, theft over $5,000 and operation of a conveyance while impaired at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Five in the morning.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was an all nighter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was a long, long party. Doesn't that charge mischief seem a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Silly.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it does.

[Christy Lee]

A fire truck, that's kind of mischievous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I mean, you're in a court of law, you try mischief. It sounds like something an elf does rather than a serious crime.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's like something you would charge. Snidely Whiplash.

[Bob Kevoian]

You stole something from the cookie jar Mischief.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

In Florida, a man, a naked man, actually arrested and accused of burglarizing homes in Pentagon Pinellas Park. Local police officers responded to a neighborhood following reports of a man nude breaking into multiple properties. He was identified and arrested several days later on numerous charges including armed residential burglary and violation of probation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where did he put the stuff?

[Christy Lee]

Had to have a sack, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, hanging out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he's got a sack over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why didn't he steal some pants? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe. Maybe this is his thing, you know?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm the nude bandit. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Has there ever been a crime that was solved with a butt print? Because, you know, occasionally you'll see a.

[Christy Lee]

Palm print maybe on the Xerox machine back in the day. Remember when everybody used to do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody. Did you ever do that?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

I saw a case where an ear print. Some dude had put his ear up to the window to hear and they matched it. Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Willie Griswold]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course it was Clark Gable. So it was fairly easy. That is an old, old reference 39.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's some big ears there. Scar.

[Tom Griswold]

Ben Stiller. Maybe I should.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hell yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he does have big ears. White.

[Pat Godwin]

Grows his hair long.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Pennsylvania arrested two so called fortune tellers after they allegedly stole over $600,000 from two victims. According to the Montgomery County District Attorney, both victims had contacted Jenkintown. Psychic visions.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're good.

[Christy Lee]

That was targeted by the suspects a Gina Marie Marks and Steve Nicholas. The pair convinced one victim she was cursed and demanded a large amount of money as well as luxury items. Taking a total of 5,000, $5,595,959 from her.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want a male fortune teller. Do you? If I walk in and it's not a lady with long fingernails.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, and I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

And a crazy scarf on her head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some guy.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, take a seat.

[Tom Griswold]

You want a water or anything? Who the hell are you? What are you, her son?

[Christy Lee]

Another woman was told to hand over personal photos details and fulfill other requests. Requests to satisfy rituals. Before the pair threatened and demanded money from her.

[Tom Griswold]

We will kill you if you don't give us the money.

[Christy Lee]

They both now face numerous felonies making a living.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it was the penalty for just being giant idiots.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they were afraid they were cursed, Tom. Really? Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the guy from what's it called? Jenkinsville.

[Pat Godwin]

Jenkinson. It's outside of Philly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that noted for its psychic?

[Pat Godwin]

No, not really.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Maybe they've been a good cheesesteak.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you think there's ever been a clairvoyant stripper goes by like crystal balls? I'd love to dance for me.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, for a second there, I thought you just wanted to talk. Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

New research out there indicates humans hit their functional peak. At what age?

[Tom Griswold]

I simply don't know. I do know that you guys have alluded to the fact that I have not hit it yet. I'm 47.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

By functional peak, they mean what?

[Christy Lee]

An international team of researchers compared two models. One that emphasized traditional cognitive abilities and core personality traits, while the second included a broader range of characteristics like emotional intelligence, financial literacy, and moral reasoning.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so there's no physical thing here. So it's all right.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently it's the age of 60.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

They found the age range from 40 to 65 represents the window of peak psychological fitness for complex consequential decision making.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

After the mid-60s, average scores dip, but many individuals stay sharp well into their 70s and beyond. So there's some good news here. For the findings contradict the popular belief that aging is synonymous with decline.

[Bob Kevoian]

It depends on the nature of your job, though. I would think, like, you know, accounted on this hand, a porn star on this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that would be physical, wouldn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay. All right. There's a mental component to being a porn star.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently a huge mental component. Being able to keep it up while. All right, we got to change the lighting. We got to switch the camera.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're probably snorting Viagras.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, they are very prevalent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Injecting.

[Tom Griswold]

Even injecting.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Right into the peen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Into the base.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You buy liquid Viagra, something like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is. That is also quite used.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

But, hey, if that's what you do for a living, that's a bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you'd hear this ironic sentence. Sentence. Wow. You're huge. I didn't know why they called you needle dick till I saw you injecting yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding me?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So there's Ed.

[Tom Griswold]

Injectables.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

First we had the uncrustables, now we've got the injectables.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really weird. Yeah. I'll take an uncrustable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they. Do they inject it into the saccular area or. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know where. I don't know where it gets.

[Jeff Oskay]

I believe it's the base of the shaft.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems like it would make the most sense.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

Get that blood pumping.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yikes. That's scary. No, no, no, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. If you become reliant on them, you would think you. You would.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not sure you would. I had to talk to my therapist.

[Bob Kevoian]

You would. Wow. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You become reliant on him.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the essence of this story.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you saying between the lines there, young man?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

I talked to my therapist, like, hey, that could be fun. Can I do that every so often? He's. He was like, you can, but if you get one of those prescriptions online, just be careful because you get used to it, and then you won't be able to perform.

[Tom Griswold]

I got you. So you haven't tried it?

[Willie Griswold]

No. Come on, let's be honest. I've tried it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? If you. If you have tried. This was an injectable into your penis.

[Willie Griswold]

Not an injectable.

[Tom Griswold]

I just got a pill. Okay. All right. But we were talking injectable, so I thought you were like, I've never.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never. I. I know. I don't know much, but I'd never heard of this injection.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard of. Heard of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Seems extreme, but I bet it's immediate. So therefore, if you're on set.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, talk about not romantic at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, porn is. Yeah, there is zero romance. Like, there's nothing on a porn, so there's nothing even really hot about it except the lights.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's all business.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, when you saw you. You've attended a shoot before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

How many total people were in. In the area while this was eight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a lot of extras.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Was there. Was there food? There was like a little craft table.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a kitchen counter with some things on it. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds, sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a nice house, but. Yeah, but. But a couple of them. Like, there were three chicks. What, makeup and stuff like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was this a house that they'd rented from somebody?

[Tom Griswold]

Like, either that was never explained to me if they rented it or if it was somebody in the business who let them shoot there. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was there a plot?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that was all what they call gonzo. Hey, what's your name? I'm Kimberly. Well, here's this.

[Willie Griswold]

Here'S. This is a cool eye. I might use that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Was there a director?

[Tom Griswold]

The cameraman slash director was the same person.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was he shouting out some stuff?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, not shouting, but. All right. Yeah, go ahead and flip over or, hey, we're going to move the. To the couch.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was there a fluffer on?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, there wasn't. She kind of the main actress kind of fluffed him a little bit. Like, they were kind of like petting each other, you know, between takes and before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay, so they go like. And do a smoke break.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

They. There was smoking, but I don't remember if it was in. During the shooter. After. But yeah, man. I mean, it's very boring.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I can imagine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like shooting a movie is boring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Now I have. I thought we would completely shift gears here. I've got a couple presidential trivia questions that I stumbled on yesterday that I thought you might find fascinating.

[Willie Griswold]

After all, it is President's Day, so.

[Christy Lee]

It's not President's Day.

[Willie Griswold]

That was the point I was making. I was kind of being a jerk in that moment.

[Jeff Oskay]

Grover Cleveland?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Youngest president in history.

[Willie Griswold]

JFK or Obama?

[Tom Griswold]

I would have guessed jfk.

[Bob Kevoian]

JFK was the youngest elected president. But Theodore Roosevelt wasn't elected to his first term. He assumed the office at the age of 42 following the assassination of.

[Willie Griswold]

Of McKinley.

[Bob Kevoian]

McKinley. Very good, Willie. Very good. Oldest elected president.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe Biden.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It's got to be Biden or Trump.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was Biden. Now it's Trump.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. How about this one? The first president to be given a Secret Service code name.

[Christy Lee]

Eisenhower.

[Willie Griswold]

After jfk.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Willie Griswold]

Johnson.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. I didn't know this one. They. They gave him the code name General.

[Christy Lee]

General Eisenhower.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was Harry S. Truman. Those code names are kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Over time. Now, how about this one? Which president had the most pets in the White House? By the way, the answer is 48 animals.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody had essentially a zoo.

[Willie Griswold]

Roosevelt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I feel like it was Roosevelt.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He was our national park guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, he was a big nature guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And this is the weirdest of all the stats here. Which president did the most handshakes?

[Tom Griswold]

The most handshakes.

[Christy Lee]

Handshakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Betsy Ross did a few.

[Willie Griswold]

There's some things about Nancy Reagan on the Internet for a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now, which president had the most shaky hands? That's going to be a very indelicate answer.

[Christy Lee]

Most and shakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Teddy Roosevelt, while President. President, in a single day, shook the hands of 8,513 people on New Year's Day in 1907.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's like me after one of my shows. Everybody, I gotta shake his hand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think about that. 8,000 people.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's counting? Yeah. Who was.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a special event at the White House. It was a stunt.

[Christy Lee]

Did he get a Guinness World Record?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it wasn't just, oh, someone was at the front door to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but how weird that. No, no, it's way weirder. That somebody had a handshaking stunt.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes. Very odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

So Teddy's got a bunch of these. Bunch of these cool ones. Which president lived the longest? That's easy.

[Tom Griswold]

While in office.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just live the longest. Oh, Carter.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Jimmy Carter. Just passed away. Just passed away last year.

[Christy Lee]

Year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, this is a tough one. The first president to use email in office.

[Willie Griswold]

H.W. or Clinton.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clinton is correct. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that, boy.

[Christy Lee]

He was the first one to use Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the first person to use email, but his wife didn't know how to delete him. There you go. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought I taught you how to do it.

[Willie Griswold]

Was that a decent Clinton?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna do voices right now. The Baba Tom show is sponsored by BetterHelp. October 10th was World Mental Health Day. And BetterHelp is all about accessing therapy from qualified licensed therapists. By the way, the folks at Better Help have helped more than 5 million people on their mental health journeys. And therapy can be a great thing if you've been thinking about it. BetterHelp is committed to helping people connect with, like I said, credentialed licensed therapists because the right therapist can change, change the way you move forward. How does it work? Well, you fill out a short questionnaire, identify some of your needs and preferences and ideas, et cetera, et cetera. And with 10 plus years of experience, BetterHelp will help you match up with a therapist. By the way, you can switch therapists anytime. No additional fees are involved. And again, it's all about doing the therapy online. You can do it like a zoom call. You can do it wherever you want to be. You can do it from your office, from your car, from the shop, wherever you want to do it. And once again, World Mental Health Day just passed and the folks at Better Help are celebrating. So you can be part of the BetterHelp program. If you're ready to find the right therapist for yourself, check it out. BetterHelp can help you start that journey. Bob and Tom show listeners, by the way, get 10% off their first month. So here's a new way to access the information from BetterHelp. You just call £250 and say the keyword BT show. That's £250. Say the keyword BT show. After calling once again, pound sign two five zero, £250 and say the keyword BT show and get hooked up with the folks at BetterHelp. This portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by BetterHelp. Christy Lee is at The Silac Insurance news desk. What do you got coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Walking backwards. We're going to talk about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I've got a special treat for. For you.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And I. I'm not sure everyone's aware of this. It's really cool. It's just around the corner. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio, Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hello, There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jeff Oskay's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie's at the prize pick sports desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's across the way. I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. You're very welcome. We were talking about someone brought up, I guess it was Mr. Dugan brought up that restaurant where instead of saying men and women.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sheilas and blokes. Cokes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Tacos and burritos.

[Tom Griswold]

Penises and vaginas.

[Pat Godwin]

That one just doesn't. Yeah, I, I just.

[Bob Kevoian]

I decided to see what other ones I could find out here. How about a seafood restaurant? Boys B U O Y S and gulls.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, I like it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's Long John Silver, if I'm not mistaken. I'm not even kidding around.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, Blokes and Sheila's is what? Outback. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And the sheilas get very mad if you confuse which one is which.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is confusing. Don't you. Don't you think Bles and Sheilas.

[Tom Griswold]

That one works.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's easy to remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the Hawaiian one? Kona and. Or what is it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. That's a restaurant.

[Bob Kevoian]

We go Connie's, Connie's and Helenis.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. This isn't surfers and surfer girls.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty easy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that. I got that one. Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't surfer girls just surfers?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, very much. Kings and queens. Okay, that's fairly obvious. Yeah, I. I don't know. I'll see if I can find some better ones.

[Jeff Oskay]

Christian, this one I went to said men and women.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was really edgy, offensive.

[Christy Lee]

Male, female, usually. It's a picture now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And then the pictures sometimes Are hard to decipher. They look too similar.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm cool with the ones.

[Jeff Oskay]

This woman's wearing a pantsuit. How am I supposed to know what I'm going?

[Christy Lee]

That was interesting. When I was in the uk, a lot of times you'd go to the restroom and it would say these facilities are cleaned by both men and women. Women. So there might be a man in there while you were in there?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I'm just trying to clean it up in here for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of crawler in this stall, but I gotta.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you want to clean or not?

[Pat Godwin]

I ain't looking now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now this next story. I, I observed this yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Experts say walking backwards not only varies your workout routine, but it also offers added health benefits.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I, quite literally on one of the trails near here.

[Tom Griswold]

Here.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I, I, when I, where I drive, I'll pull up. There's a light there and there's this. You, you can see there was a guy walking backwards on the trail.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Taking a brisk walk has been linked to numerous benefits including stronger bones and muscles, improved cardiovascular health and stress relief. While reverse walking also challenges different muscles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bio your neck muscle from looking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No joke. Do you have a little rear view mirror you can put on your sunglasses? Classes Janet Dufek explained walking backward introduces an element of cross training, a subtly different activity, and suggests working a one minute segment of backward walking into your ten minute walk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not bad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Until you get hit by a boss.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got to be careful. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Bears love it. Look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

Right in my arms.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, like I said, I, I, the guy yesterday, he wasn't looking it back over his neck. Just, you know, just walking backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I, he was approaching the intersection, I assume.

[Willie Griswold]

Are you sure he wasn't like waiting for his dog or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he was, he was walking backwards. Now, talking backwards, that's a different thing, but it reminds me of one of my favorite stunts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is tenuous advice.

[Willie Griswold]

Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

You can listen to this on your own time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure you're familiar with this, Mr. Ross.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have no idea what we're talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

A friend of mine who is actually one of the best people I've ever met and ever known is Matt Roush. And when he was a kid, they would take vinyl 45s. You know, little vinyl records. And boredom is a good thing.

[Tom Griswold]

We're experiencing it right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he would, he would take, he would take the record. Record. And I'll do this for you, Christopher. And he would back it up.

[Tom Griswold]

For someone who's not even in the room.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So if you ever take an old vinyl record you can put your finger on and spin it backwards so you.

[Willie Griswold]

Learn how to say it backwards.

[Bob Kevoian]

Backwards. So they would memorize it. They would memorize the sounds and then say them forward so it would sound like it was for. I'm going to play this for you. This is very short.

[Tom Griswold]

They're playing this for you. Say it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bear with me. I. I think you're going to enjoy this very much. Wait a minute. Is this it over here? Oh, that's. That's the Jetsons theme.

[Willie Griswold]

Now you're being silly. You know what you're doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Here it is. Now this. This is. This is all his voice. Okay, here we go. Is.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Why would we know what that is? Except for those of us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here it is from the beginning. And then, then, then we reversed it. Oh, isn't that cool?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he memorized.

[Willie Griswold]

Is that Red Fox? Is that what he's doing?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a song. Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown always picking on me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why is everybody always picking on me? And then he memorized that. That sound and then recreated it. Isn't that great? Don't you wish you could do that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

The women I would meet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Willie Griswold]

They call them all backwards Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just walk up to the label, see that the lady. The lady Pat would go, this guy's different.

[Tom Griswold]

Different.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I like this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw him at the gym. He was walking backwards on the treadmill. And by the way, they recommend walking backwards on the treadmill.

[Christy Lee]

How that's got to be even.

[Jeff Oskay]

That seems safer.

[Tom Griswold]

It is safer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think it would be more dangerous.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not gonna get hit by a bus. You can hold onto.

[Christy Lee]

If you're on a trail. You're not gonna get hit by a bus.

[Willie Griswold]

You know what? Leave it up to him. He'll figure it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're by my house, the trail crosses 75th Street. Look out.

[Christy Lee]

Well, don't cross the street. Just turn around and go back the same way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but how do you know the street's coming up? You're walking backwards.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think you could hear forward. Dad, this sucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Listen to the artistry.

[Dave Dugan]

And it does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff.

[Willie Griswold]

It does suck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every now.

[Dave Dugan]

Why is everybody always speaking on me in your head?

[Willie Griswold]

Where is this impressive? You're at a party and someone has some sort of audio editing software and they reverse it for you. There are so many steps to this being impressive party.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's going. You just got to trust me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know we can't do it here.

[Christy Lee]

I was just thinking, what is he like outside of this room?

[Bob Kevoian]

Worse.

[Christy Lee]

It's like, this is so cool. Kelly, just listen to this.

[Tom Griswold]

He's just. He knows Chick's not here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Getaways.

[Tom Griswold]

Literally. One of Chick's least favorite things this whole week.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'Re having tomorrow.

[Pat Godwin]

Sean Moray's on and we'll be back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Again the following day. All the guest chicks 8. That's what we're here for.

[Willie Griswold]

And Kurt Cousins is going to start for the commanders again.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Dave Dugan]

Action Next Roll is a groundbreaking podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Created and executive produced by Vernon Davis.

[Willie Griswold]

This is where we talk about reinvention.

[Bob Kevoian]

The series explores the transformative journeys of.

[Tom Griswold]

Athletes, artists, comedians and entrepreneurs.

[Willie Griswold]

They don't just stop here.

[Bob Kevoian]

They just keep going.

[Dave Dugan]

Next Roll isn't about what's next.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about why they do it, how.

[Dave Dugan]

They overcome fear, and the resilience it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Takes to keep evolving at the highest level.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it's all about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stay tuned.

[Dave Dugan]

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