The BOB & TOM Show - October 22, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – October 22, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a classic blend of comedy, listener interaction, quirky news, and discussions on everything from recurring dreams and obsolete jobs to questionable surgery in a Toyota Corolla. The cast, including Tom Griswold, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Willie Griswold, Ace Cosby, and special guests Steve O and Ali Breen, keep the laughs and conversation flowing with their signature irreverence and quick wit.

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Main Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Opening Parody & Team Introduction

• The show kicks off with Christy Lee performing a senior citizen-themed parody of “Margaritaville,” with jokes about CPAP machines and Atlantic City, setting the comedic tone. (00:48-03:18)
• Full cast introduction, including behind-the-scenes banter about avocados and team member fashion. (03:22-04:15)

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2. Upcoming Guests & Show Teasers

• Steve O is teased as an upcoming guest, with jokes about his career in stunt work and clown school. (04:30-04:41)
• Ali Breen will join later for “Sexy Time.”
• A bizarre news item about a DIY penile extension surgery conducted in the back of a car promises weirdness to come. (04:41-06:04)

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3. DIY Surgery & YouTube Learning

• Tom reads a news story about a man learning to perform a penile extension from YouTube, ultimately conducting the surgery in a Toyota Corolla. The gang riffs on the absurdity:
  • “Except what he’s doing is my toilet! By using it, that’s one thing. But you’re not purporting to be able to extend the length of a man’s penis.” – Tom (05:51)
  • “I had no idea YouTube had penis lengthening videos. If you’ll excuse me…” – Josh (06:37)
• Anecdotes follow about learning life skills online, leading to tangents about home surgeries and other questionable internet knowledge. (06:04-07:03)

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4. Dreams and Nightmares: Listener Interaction

• Tom discusses reader mail about recurring dreams, including a Marine veteran’s anxiety dream about having a beard in the Corps. (08:33-09:43)
• Audience shares surreal or dangerous dreams—one about a football kicker who smashed his bed, and lighthearted jokes follow about wet dreams and “classics”:
  • “He said, home of the Hornets. Many nights after a game, I’d dream I was kicking field goals…culminated with me breaking my footboard hard enough to break it.” – Pat (10:35)
  • “I have a recurring dream that I have the body of a muffler. I wake up exhausted.” – Listener Michael (12:06)
• Funny dream anecdotes and banter around recurring dreams, including the effects of SSRIs and horror movies on people’s sleep. (13:16-19:08)

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5. School Football & Trick Plays

• Nostalgia about high school football, unique kickers, and favorite trick plays like the Statue of Liberty.
  • “You know, right now there’s a couple guys in the NFL, they kick like a knuckleball…completely changing kicking.” – Christy (20:07)

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6. Obsolete Technology in Medicine

• Listeners write in about pagers and fax machines still being in use at hospitals.
  • “I carry up to FOUR separate pagers daily.” – Megan, ICU social worker (21:44)
• Mail about forging driver’s licenses, nostalgia over bad license photos, and the evolution of IDs. (24:01-27:10)
• “I made a fortune!” – Listener Keith, on creating fake driver’s licenses (25:08)

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7. Changing Tech: Love for Buttons, Hate for WiFi

• Discussion on cars moving from physical buttons to all-screen controls, and the rise of digital inconvenience.
  • “I got rid of a car because it didn’t have any buttons. I hated it.” – Tom (36:50)
• Team agrees backup cameras are a great modern feature. (39:12)

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8. Obsolete Jobs: Quiz Segment

• Tom runs through a list of now-defunct occupations, including “barber-surgeon,” “pure finder” (dog poo collector for tanning), “leech collector,” and “groom of the stool” (royals’ bathroom attendants).
  • “Groom of the stool: a royal attendant who helped kings use the toilet. This included chatting with them as they went about their business.” – Tom (49:02)
• The group adds witty commentary and an obvious disgust at old sanitation jobs.

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9. Sports: NBA & NFL Excitement

• NBA’s dramatic double-OT opening night highlighted. (65:05)
• NFL discussions: “Apparently in the NFL this year, they have had a disproportionate number of games that have been decided in the last two minutes.” – Tom (65:25)
• The tossing of tortillas at Texas Tech football games leads to a segment on sports and food-throwing traditions. (68:55-71:18)

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10. Featured Guest: Steve O

(126:05-135:20)

• The famed Jackass star appears via Zoom:
  • Now lives on a Tennessee ranch with animal sanctuary – goats, pigs, dogs, cats.
  • Describes his new “Crash and Burn” tour as a live multimedia show, like a Jackass movie meets a stand-up set.
  • Shares tattoo stories, notably the full-back tattoo of himself and his newest "ET (extra testicle)" tattoo.
  • “Are you going to show us? Oh, cool. Wait a minute. Ladies and gentlemen, Steve O takes off his shirt. Wow. Amazing.” – Tom (129:42)

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11. Sexy Time with Ali Breen

(137:48-152:29)

• Ali fields questions on everything from body hair preferences to video game neglect and golden shower kinks.
  • “My boyfriend’s a little freaky…likes to lay in the shower and have me pee on him. Now he wants it in his mouth… I can’t keep doing this.” – Listener letter (141:07)
  • “Just tell him this peeing thing isn’t really for me.” – Josh (141:59)
• Advice alternates between serious, supportive, and tongue-in-cheek.
• Final question: What to do if your partner doesn’t want to remarry because of baggage? The team considers the personal and emotional stakes.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Penile Surgery in a Corolla:

  • “I learned how to do it on YouTube, of course.” – Tom Griswold (05:43)
  • “It was a commercial for a Mercury … a rabbi doing a circumcision in the back of a moving car.” – Tom recalls a parody (90:30)

• On Dream Content:

  • “I have nightmares all the time. ... Now it all just comes out in my nightmares.” – Josh on SSRIs (18:24)
  • “When you guys have wet dreams, is it always a sex dream or does it just happen?” – Christy (11:17)

• On Obsolete Jobs:

  • “A pure finder? ... People who collected dog manure on the streets and would sell it to leather tanners who used it to soften hides.” – Tom (41:03)
  • “Groom of the stool: a royal attendant who helped kings use the toilet. This included chatting with them as they went about their business.” – Tom (49:02)

• Sports Oddities:

  • “Texas Tech is banning the throwing of tortillas by fans … something I think has been allowed for too long.” – Christy Lee (69:06)

• Steve O’s Latest:

  • “There are numerous violent crashes in it. The other theme … is me confronting middle age. … determined to be badass and raise the bar one more time.” – Steve O (134:07)

• Sexy Time, Candid Advice:

  • “He’s not kidding. He’s testing.” – Christy on a boyfriend’s threesome jokes (146:32)
  • “Nick Foles won a Super Bowl coming off the bench, all right, man. You don’t feel bad that you’re the B squad? You’re in there, you’re playing the game.” – Willie (147:52)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Parody Song & Opening: 00:48
• Steve O Guest Interview: 126:05 – 135:20
• Sexy Time with Ali Breen: 137:48 – 152:29
• Penile Surgery Story: 87:31
• Dreams & Recurring Nightmares: 08:33 – 19:08
• Obsolete Jobs Discussion: 39:56 – 53:38

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Tone and Originality

The show is fast-paced, self-deprecating, and unsparingly honest. The hosts’ banter is laced with running jokes, callbacks, and a willingness to take even serious or awkward topics (dreams, body insecurities, bizarre surgeries) in a comic direction. The team’s humor is as broad as ever—often in the gutter, but always with heartfelt camaraderie.

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Summary for the Uninitiated

This episode epitomizes The BOB & TOM Show’s brand: a madcap blend of current oddities, listener stories, comedy sketches, and sports, all filtered through the hosts’ well-honed chemistry. Highlights include a Steve O interview from his animal sanctuary, crowd-sourced tales of strange dreams and old jobs, and an unforgettable news piece about underqualified medical procedures performed in a Corolla. Sexy Time offers the week’s best advice—sincere, sometimes practical, always funny. If you missed it, grab this summary and dive into the show’s singular mix of the absurd and the everyday.

Transcript

[Josh Arnold]

This Friday, the NBA on prime tips off with their debut doubleheader. First up, Boston brings the action to the Garden as the Celtics face the New York Knicks. Then out west, it's a battle of the superpowers as the Lakers try to go against the relentless pace of the Minnesota Timberwolves. Celtics, Knicks, Timberwolves, Lakers. Coverage starts Friday at 7 o' clock Eastern only on prime.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Getting a sponge bath from one of the cute staff. All of us covered in Atlantic Plugged in my CPAP Taking the long nap Check my leg, there's a new spider vein Wasted away again in Margaritaville.

[Josh Arnold]

Searching.

[Christy Lee]

For my lost Epsom salt.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people.

[Christy Lee]

Claim that it's my memory to blame But I don't know what was I talking about? I'm taking meds often to harden and soften Waiting all day for a big number two My nurse is a beauty A Cubano cutie How I got here.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't a clue.

[Christy Lee]

Wasting away again in Margaritaville Searching for my lost depths and salt Salt, salt, salt Some people claim that it's my memory to blame Some people claim that it's my memory.

[Tom Griswold]

Just said that I don't know what.

[Christy Lee]

What was I talking about? Blew out my walker My roommate's a talker Broke my hip Now I'm here all alone but there's pills in the grinder and my nurse I'll remind her for that numbing concoction that helps me hang on Everybody wasted away again in.

[Josh Arnold]

Margarita hell for the aged Searching for.

[Christy Lee]

My lost Epsom Salt salt, salt Some people claim that it's my memory to blame I don't know what was I talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the wonderful Pat Godwin. Whatever happened to him?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Missing it. Guess what? That's right, ladies, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee sitting at the Sidelock Insurance Company news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. That is a great hoodie, dude. I love this hoodie. Yes. Yeah, he looks youthful. He looks happy, energetic. There's Willie G. Sitting at the prize pick sports desk. Hey, man, Ace Cosby's there. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold with the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And Tom, my goodness, great to see you.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

We enjoyed an avocado moment in the green room. I. I said, oh, this one feels pretty good. And he. And he felt it. And you agreed?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just the right. Just the right touch.

[Josh Arnold]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the right feel.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of reminded Me of kicking back and taking my right hand. Oh, wait, no, I'm sorry. Well, thank you, John. Well, welcome to the program. Very excited about today's show. Coming up, Steve O will be our guest.

[Josh Arnold]

Steve O.

[Tom Griswold]

Stunt guy, stand up comedian of sorts, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Professional clown. Legitimately. Right. Went to clown school.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he know? I didn't know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Believe so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, he's been in here before. We'll look forward to talking to him. Also, sexy time coming up with Ali Breen. Lots of, lots of news, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Just getting organized over here. We have some exciting things in the news, including a couple of odd stories. Once again, we have someone arrested doing a penile extension surgery. I don't know who these. This one involves doing it in the back of a car. You know, I'm not a doctor, but in general, I mean, I'm sure there, there are some legitimate dentists that may practice out of their home. There may even be a dental van that's legitimate and licensed, but most medical procedures, I'm saying perhaps at a medical office, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

And those ones seem overrated. I mean, you have to go to doctor school for three years. That's a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

That's way too long. Well, you can learn something real quick.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In this particular case, honest to God, the guy said he, he learned how to do it on YouTube, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that where you learn how to do a lot of things?

[Tom Griswold]

Except what he's doing is my toilet. By using it, that's one thing, but you're not purporting to be able to extend the length of a man's penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, particularly in the back of an automobile. Again, we'll get to it.

[Pat Godwin]

And a small one, not a big one.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Oh, the automobile. Yes, yes, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna have a pop up surgery clinic, wouldn't you? Do it in a nice suv, Maybe a Suburban, Take the seats back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sprinter van.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But to me, I would say the Toyota Corolla is probably one of the greatest cars ever.

[Pat Godwin]

I had one love forever.

[Tom Griswold]

They last forever. I don't want to. Nothing demeaning about the Toyota Corolla. I just, I just don't remember. The Corolla's the hills guy on the floor going, you know, this car is really great. You can use it for lots of things, including medical procedures on men's genitalia.

[Josh Arnold]

I had no idea YouTube had penis lengthening videos. If you'll excuse me.

[Tom Griswold]

I've told the story a hundred times, but the. I went on YouTube when. When Finn was about 2 years old, she got locked in a bathroom and Sam and I went on YouTube and eventually figured out how to pick the lock. I mean, yeah, it's all there. I think there's a. There's a thing about how to rob the Louvre.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I was gonna say, maybe that's where those guys found the information to steal the jewels.

[Tom Griswold]

They're still looking.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't we lock your other daughter in the production room one day?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, with Dean, remember? And Edie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, they were. They were locked in there.

[Christy Lee]

And Sam was in the closet all those years, but he never actually figured that out.

[Pat Godwin]

His wife figured it out yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, I grow up.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm 32.

[Christy Lee]

When is calling my brother gay not going to be funny?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you, I'm 47. Never.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, cool. The guy is married. It's the funniest thing I could think of.

[Josh Arnold]

I texted my brothers a legitimate question about, like, hey, how come this. And my one brother wrote back, because you're gay. So it's never going to.

[Christy Lee]

So we're never going to grow up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. There's probably a eulogy that some guy he ends it with because the guy can't fight back. Yeah, well, you know, poor Bruce. We had to bury him. You know, he was gay. It's okay. Okay to be gay. Whatever you're into is fine with me. Suggestion for a new segment writes John. Josh seems to have great recall of his dreams. Start each day with the latest Johnson escapades. Waking up with Josh. No, but we were talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. That was his idea. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Nobody wants to hear about anybody else's dreams.

[Christy Lee]

No. I think this radio show should be a dream journal.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what we should do.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. This. The thing that launched this was this article about the most common dreams, recurring dreams.

[Pat Godwin]

I think that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't buy their. I don't know. The survey. We've had a lot of people write us about stuff. The one that sing. The thing that. The conclusion I have come to is whatever you may do a lot. Like if you do something for a living. For example, the guy that's the pilot, he dreams about forgetting how to fly the plane. I think we all have sort of disaster dreams about our job. The one truck driver that has terrible nightmares about the truck not being able to stop. Here's one that I think is rather unusual and in some ways rather timely. This Comes to us from Mr. Hunter. He served in the Marine Corps for four years. When he was 18 years old, he joined up. He has since. Since the 15 years he's been out of the Marine Corps, he has worn a beard. He goes, now at age 37, I dream four or five times a year that I'm back in the Corps, but I still have the beard and my hair is long. And the dream. I'm always fearful my old sergeant major will see me in such a state and give me, quote, an ass chewing.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you he wakes up like, oh, my gosh, I have to shave. I hate it when it's that impressionable. You wake up and for five minutes you're like, oh, no, I'm not that person at all. I'm in real life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It takes me a while to wake up. Today in particular.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I noticed, oh, I'm sitting in my bed.

[Josh Arnold]

You couldn't get him out of bed.

[Pat Godwin]

That's very funny. No, the yawning that was going on in here. Sitting in my office and there's a big wall in between.

[Christy Lee]

He sounds like a young whale breaching.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know what it is. This. Our Marine Corps veteran says, I wake up panicking, out of breath, my heart racing. He goes, I've listened to you guys my entire life, including when I was deployed in Iraq. Oh, yeah. Well, thank you for your service, sir. Thank you, Mr. Hunter. We certainly appreciate your letters. You got a letter over there.

[Pat Godwin]

I do. This is from Greg. He says, I know I'm a little bit late to the party, but I have a recurring dream. It happened in junior and senior high school. He played on the OD line for his football team and he was also the kicker. Okay. For the Hackett High School.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

He said, home of the Hornets. Many nights after a game, I would dream I was kicking field goals. It culminated one night my senior year with me destroying my bed by kicking the footboard hard enough to break it.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Love the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a different thing where you start doing the activity that's in your dream. Kind of like a. I guess the wet dream would be the most extreme version of that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there was a fire and I.

[Tom Griswold]

Had to put it out.

[Christy Lee]

What was I supposed to do?

[Pat Godwin]

When you guys have wet dreams, that is always a sex dream or it just happens.

[Josh Arnold]

It's sexual. Yeah, it's typically sexual.

[Christy Lee]

I remember in fifth grade we were learning about it in health class and the teacher was just like, they can be sexual, but they can just be about Baseball. And I remember all of us looking around being like, if you're having about baseball, you're a real loser. Okay, it's gotta be.

[Pat Godwin]

There's something has to choke up.

[Tom Griswold]

I do recall saying the same. No, no, baby, choke up.

[Christy Lee]

I said bunt.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes, Christy, my wet dreams are about sex with women. And sometimes they aren't. You know, they can be something random like hugging a man.

[Christy Lee]

My brother has those genes.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. So sometimes they're not sexual. Yeah. Michael writes in. He says, I have a recurring dream that I have the body of a muffler. I wake up exhausted.

[Christy Lee]

God, that's a fun one. That's such a fun one.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the classics.

[Christy Lee]

I love everything he thought of that. He goes, should I email that in? He goes, yes, I should.

[Tom Griswold]

He typed it out.

[Christy Lee]

That's awesome. I loved every part of that.

[Josh Arnold]

He even titled it Dreams.

[Pat Godwin]

I have one. It's a one liner. I have a recurring dream where Tom makes current references. But as I awake, I realize it was just a dream.

[Tom Griswold]

A shot at the Big Guy. This morning I went down.

[Pat Godwin]

Mr. Boyd.

[Tom Griswold]

I went down a. A really odd research hole about. About the. About the story we have about the guy doing the. The penile extensions in the back of a car. It. I. I was trying to remember something from a movie, and after a half hour, I found it incredibly obscure. Your hint, listeners, is Kentucky Fried Movie. Oh, which was. We love that as kids. Yeah, I love it was. That was made by the airplane guys. Yeah, yeah. There's a segment in that that I. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. That's what it is. I'll tell you soon. It involves the. The penile surgery in the back of a Toyota Corolla story. Now, I want to remind you of a couple things coming up. As I mentioned, it's Steve O. Is our guest. Also Ali Breen. But right now I want to talk about. The best way to listen to the show, of course, is on Raycon earbuds. This message is sponsored by Raycon. It's the Raycon anniversary, so they're celebrating. And you can celebrate too, with a great deal on the Everyday Earbud classics. They're now 20% off. Perfect time to get your hands on these. I love wearing these when I'm walking the dogs. In fact, yesterday as I was going down my driveway, my neighbor went by and I could tell he had his Raycon earbuds in. And by the way, it's nice and safe because they do have a special setting where you can still hear what's going on around you. The so called awareness mode. So if you're out there doing your thing, you can also hear the cars coming, etc. Etc. Raycon over 3 million customers already love Raycons. They have something really cool. It's called the 30 Day Happiness Guarantee. If you don't like them, send them back. It's that easy. Really easy to return. Check it out by going to buyraycon.com tom and these cost about half as much as the little white ones from Apple that fall out of your ears. The Raycon everyday earbuds sound great and they also have adjustable things so that they'll stay in your ears all the time. They're not going to, they're not going to fall out. You can make your phone calls, et cetera, et cetera. Once again, 20% off celebrating the Raycon anniversary with things like active noise cancellation, multipoint connectivity, et cetera, et cetera. Find out what it all means. They even have a bunch of different colors if you're a fashionista like young Christy Lee over there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, it's buyraycon.com tom 20% off the Everyday Classic earbuds. Buy raycon.com tom A quick point here. Willie G. With the great Greg Hahn starting tomorrow night in Blue Ash, Ohio. The Go Bananas Greater Cincinnati. Do not miss this show. Once again, it's Thursday through Sunday. Yeah, it'll be fun.

[Christy Lee]

I got a ticket link up in my Instagram bio. You guys check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and then Pat Godwin. Just one show this weekend. It's going to be Patty G. He'll be in Mason City, Illinois at Mason City Limits Comedy Club, Saturday night only. Is that right Pat?

[Christy Lee]

That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, be sure to check that out. We are going to check in with you when we return. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

This Friday, the NBA on prime tips off with their debut doubleheader. First up, Boston brings the action to the Garden as the Celtics face the New York Knicks. Then out west, it's a battle of the superpowers as the Lakers try to poster the relentless pace of the Minnesota Timberwolves, the Celtics and Knicks. Who has the most hustle and defense? This game will come down to who wants it more. And the Timberwolves. And the Lakers. It's two Western Conference heavyweights going toe to toe. Buckle up folks, this one's gonna be electric. Celtics, Knicks, T. Wolves and Lakers. Coverage starts Friday, 7 o' clock Eastern only on Prime. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you so much for being here with us. There's Christy Lee at the Psylac Insurance Company news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Joshi.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's across the way.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie G. Sitting in at the Price Pick sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you, man?

[Christy Lee]

Doing good.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh Arnold of the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom. Bundled up today. It's a little chilly in the studio and whatnot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. We've been talking about some oddball dreams. Just had one. A guy. What he. What, he was a field goal kicker?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And he kicked his footboard of his bed, broke it.

[Josh Arnold]

My buddy broke his toe doing that.

[Pat Godwin]

Did he really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was having a dream where he was in a fight, and he kicked the wall and broke his toe.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a whole new. Sort of like a category, I guess. Yeah. When you have a dream that you actually actively do something in the bed, I laugh and.

[Josh Arnold]

Or cry. If I'm doing that in my dream, there are times where I wake up and I'm either laughing so hard or sobbing. It's a weird thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let me, without getting too personal, just this. Does this. Is this a result of taking a ssri? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Any kind of. Yes, apparently. Yeah. Now, I also did it, though, before I was on them. I did it when I was a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

So if there were pills you could take or some kind of procedure you could go through where you could steer your dreams a certain way. Like, you'd go. You'd walk up to some computer, put on a headset, and type in, okay, I want to be. I want to be this guy in this baseball game and do this and come up to bat that. Wouldn't that be kind of cool?

[Josh Arnold]

I. It wouldn't be for me. I like to go along for the ride. Just throw it. Give me whatever there is.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think that the ssr. What are they called? Ssri?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think that does have an effect on your dreams? What? That's why you've had so many of these.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe, but I also had them, that kind of thing before I was on them, but yes. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Christy Lee]

Are you less anxious in your dreams?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I have nightmares all the time. It was kind of a joke with my. My doctor. I go, you put me on these things to get rid of my anxiety. But now it all just comes out in my nightmares. Because I told him one time ago, he Was like. He goes, anything you want to tell me that may seem unrelated? Not even. And I go, yeah, I have nightmares all the time. He goes, oh, sure, yeah, yeah, your medicine. Doing that. Terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, as a, as an unpaid professional, you also watch a lot of horror movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure. I mean, that has to influence it some in some way.

[Tom Griswold]

I never, I never watch. I hate them.

[Christy Lee]

I can't watch them because I get bad dreams. I watch a movie, Jeepers Creepers at a friend's house.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it ruined me. It just ruined me. And now I can do like horror movies that I know are good if there's like a really good story in there. But I can't do just random jump scares. I just, I get so scared I can't go to sleep for hours. Stay up all night.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, were you the kicker on your football team?

[Christy Lee]

No, I ran back kicks and punts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you ran it back. Okay, okay.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, this letter writer, he said he did O line, D line and kicker. Yeah, There's a chance, one of my favorite things, we might have a fat kicker here. He also could have just gone to a small school. He was the guy that kicked it best. But if there's like a 300 pound plus kicker, my gosh, live your dreams. I love that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I love that high school football. I got to go over the.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think he was a straight on kicker?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I don't know what his method.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that could, could be. I wonder. Wonder. That's kind of a lost art.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One of these days there'll be some weird situation at a game where some guy's going to do a straight on field goal again. There'll be some like four guys get injured and some guy's going to.

[Josh Arnold]

The only way he does it.

[Christy Lee]

You would love this. You know, right now there's a couple guys in the NFL, they kick like a knuckleball so you can't see where it's going to fall. And it's completely changing kicking. This is the exact thing that you would love. We need this.

[Tom Griswold]

I love trick plays. Yeah. I can't wait for the day that someone does the Statue of Liberty again. One of the greatest plays.

[Josh Arnold]

We used to do that in the backyard all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What is the Statue of Liberty?

[Tom Griswold]

The quarterback goes back and then the guy runs behind him and grabs the ball and takes off. Oh, I'm not sure it's ever happened in the pros. It's classic, classic playground.

[Christy Lee]

I Remember running routes with Godwin when I was a kid before I played football and my dad kept going, statue of Liberty. Statue of Liberty. I just had this weird flashback moment that was crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Do all kids know those plays? Like, it's just inherent. You just.

[Josh Arnold]

You learn them. Somebody knows.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember one time Peyton Manning was in here and I said, do you ever get in a situation where you literally just do backyard football? And he goes, oh, yeah. Something will come up and they'll get in a huddle. And he just says to the one guy, okay, you go there.

[Pat Godwin]

Can you imagine their Thanksgivings, their Thanksgiving football games? No, I get to be quarterback. No, you get to be. No, I got to be going to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Backyard football was so fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It was fun. It was a lot of fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Getting the wind knocked out of you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You guys broke my ribs.

[Josh Arnold]

You remember that?

[Christy Lee]

What a lot of fun beating up Pat when you're a kid. Tom's boys killed me one time. How can you say. We were 13, so we were your height and weight.

[Josh Arnold]

So we were ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Very injury prone. Okay, let's see. We have. I got to get to some letters. And my. Our letters are.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, remember we were talking about pagers yesterday?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That they are obsolete. Well, this is from Megan in Rochester, Minnesota. She is an ICU social worker at.

[Josh Arnold]

The Mayo Clinic icu, too.

[Pat Godwin]

She carries up to four separate pagers daily.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. She goes, we even had to go through brief pager training during our hiring process. That's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I think you mentioned the medical field yesterday, Christy, with fax machines. I think if any body. Yeah, we'd probably be surprised at something like the medical field using all these so called obsolete.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. This is Jeff. He's a nurse practitioner who works in cardiac surgery and he carries a pager as well. So I guess it is something that's still happening.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably if you're walking around the hospital and there's some kind of emergency, they need to get ahold of you pretty quick and they can't call your cell phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you for those letters, by the way. Omaha Steaks get fired up for fall grilling with Omaha steaks. Visit Omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide and for an extra $35 off, use code BTS at checkout. And our listener letters are brought to you by Omaha Stakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. More letters here. This one wondering, it's. Can you please do a welfare check on Ace, given the beating his team took on Sunday. Sorry, Ace. You okay?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a marathon, not a sprint.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Is right.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Long season. A lot of football to still lose.

[Christy Lee]

When I saw Kansas City -14, I thought, there's no way. They're not going to lose by two touchdowns, are they? And they lost by six.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Then he says, is a Chick preparing for his team's upcoming beating on Monday night? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to think Chick is not even. He's preparing for his next daiquiri. That's all. I hope that's all he's prepared.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And he says, thanks for the laughs. That keeps me from hurting my co workers.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a teacher.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not exactly sure sure what that means, but we certainly, certainly appreciate it. This is about. Why were we talking about. Oh, I know. We were talking about a dumb today in history thing in which Paul McCartney's driver's license is going up for auction. It's got a signature on instead of. It would go for like 1200 bucks. That's gonna go for.

[Pat Godwin]

That's low.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gonna go a lot higher than that at auction. But it is. There's no picture on it.

[Pat Godwin]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

There might be. That was a booklet. That wasn't just one page.

[Josh Arnold]

I found out later. That's a. That's a nice little booklet.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it from like 65 or 68?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I don't think they had pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't think they had pictures. Well, we looked into American driver's licenses until the mid-70s.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. 72 was the first. California was the first to put pictures on our driver's license.

[Tom Griswold]

When did they. Did passports have pictures? I mean, mine always did, but my first one was I didn't get one until I was 1927. Did you. Was there, like a drawing?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just. I think it's a fair question. Did they have descriptions of people, a.

[Josh Arnold]

Drawing like they used to have in newspapers, you know, of the person who wrote the article?

[Christy Lee]

You said a mustache, you just erase it off.

[Tom Griswold]

The reason I bring it up is Keith kind enough to write the Bob and Tom show. When he goes. I got my driver's license on December 10, 1976. If I remember correctly, it was blue. I took a graphic arts class in high school. The first thing we learned how to do was forge driver's licenses and hall passes. I made a fortune.

[Josh Arnold]

What a rad teacher.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Did you go to the school in Dazed and Confused? That's crazy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is pretty much my life.

[Pat Godwin]

I did a deep dive into this and that's about when the pictures became more widespread, was the late 70s. And I just made it the cusp. Like. Like the very next month, I started putting pictures on driver's license. I was like, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I've always said this, that I think that of course, every state could use a little more money, and who couldn't? A great way to raise money for states would be to allow the equivalent of glamour shots for driver's license.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd love to have mine redone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, me too. There'd be a little booth you walk in, and for an extra 200 bucks, they'd have a makeup artist make you look really good. I know someone who pretended to lose her driver's license in order to get a better picture.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm thinking about that. Really terrible.

[Christy Lee]

I need to do it too.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I had to get a new passport. My old passport. I told you the story before I was coming back from the Bahamas. And the, The. The American agent said, this is the worst passport photo I've ever seen. And I, I, for whatever reason, I think the fixer on the chemical. Whatever. I was blacker than Ace Photograph and just as handsome, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

But I saved that passport, so just so I can show people.

[Pat Godwin]

But, yeah, now you can just download a picture. You take a picture and send it off.

[Josh Arnold]

I love having a terrible ID photo.

[Pat Godwin]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

My eyes are bloodshot.

[Tom Griswold]

I look.

[Josh Arnold]

My face is slack. I look so that way, when I'm pulled over drunk, they go, oh, he just looks like I'm holding a beer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's just how he is.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be. That would be great if it would allow you to hold a drink.

[Christy Lee]

Like Jim on Taxi.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I assume between. With all of the computerized stuff that we have now in digital technology, I would imagine. Is it easier to make a fake ID now or harder?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be hard, right? But kids are doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

My nieces are doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was. I was at a meeting of the day, and one of the guys was an attorney. An attorney. And he said that they'd been warned about QR codes because now QR codes are getting hacked.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they are?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Because now your driver's license, if you go to a bar, they can just scan the back of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So that's got to be hard to fake. I would think it must be the barcode.

[Christy Lee]

They can do it. We can do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. It cost people a couple hundred bucks, but they're Doing it.

[Christy Lee]

Can we do that thing where I tell you things that I did that were really bad when I was a kid that you don't know about until right now? That your limitations. When I had a fake ID when I was 17, me and my friends all got it together and my dad was sick and he needed me to get Sudafed. And I walked into CVS and I was like, I want to test if my fake ID works with the scan thing. And I probably won't get in trouble if it's Sudafed, I'm not buying booze. So I get it and they scan it and it worked. And then I walked out and I gave to my dad and he was like, hey, don't they have to scan this, see if you're 21 for it? I was like, yeah, I don't know. The guy was just cool today.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's my story about that is my buddy Mark. I had told a story about what Mark had done when he was in early in high school. He and another friend of ours who was a semi well known musician, would take his dad's car, popping into neutral late in a Friday night, back it out of the driveway, started up and cruise around town.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

None of them had driver's licenses. I was telling a semi disguised version of that story on the air. And as I happen to often do, I must have given just enough information. His dad heard it and his. His father, who then was in his 70s, you know, whatever, 40 years after the fact, was furious, really that his. You're grounded.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That his son had done that. So. It's okay, Will. You can tell these old stories. Yeah, I'll be all right.

[Christy Lee]

I think that was the fake ID that I got. The city of. It was misspelled. It was Brookfield, Wisconsin. It was spelled Brookfield, Wisconsin.

[Pat Godwin]

And nobody caught it.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't catch it for years. I didn't even notice because you just read words, you don't look letter by letter necessarily.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it your name?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was my name, it was my address, different city. I thought that was the smartest thing to do. And then I got caught. They found me immediately. Classes at college.

[Tom Griswold]

I love to remember Pat McAfee story. He got the fake ID and he went to great lengths to memorize all the information on it. And I think I forget whether they were going to some big shindig. And he gets there, presents the id and the guy at the door goes, okay, what's your astrological sign? And of course he didn't know because it Wasn't his real birthday. Whoops. So the guy, the doorman, the bouncer guy had a. Had a really good system. That's. That's a. That's a great way to. To find out what's happening. If you want to get ahold of us, we'd love to hear from you, Bob and Tom. Obandtom.com in contemporary technology. Email, while it still exists. And we were talking about a lot of technologies that have gone away. So there is. There's still a fax machine thing going.

[Josh Arnold]

On, especially in the medical field. Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder why.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, maybe this is something about digitizing.

[Josh Arnold]

Could be. But I know some are facts to file. Like, so. So you. You send a fax, but it goes right into somebody's computer. But I used to do it all day. All, Literally all day. My job was to get these stacks of faxes and just feed them into the fax machine and type in the numbers and send them to the doctor's offices. When I worked for a pharmacy benefits management company, I loved it. Loved it. I'm a good grunter. You know what I mean? Like, I'm a good worker bee. Just tell me what to do, leave me alone, and I'll just do it.

[Pat Godwin]

You like seeing your work at the end of the day where you've done so much, and I'd be like, oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I just like being, you know, so.

[Tom Griswold]

This is exactly the wrong job for you. At the end of the day, the only thing you've done is added a couple of urine drips to your underwear.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my job.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and speaking of which, this has come up again in the news. We have a new company making female urinals. And it turns out these are the ones that were tested. Remember, we had the story. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At a concert, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Glastonbury?

[Pat Godwin]

Glastonbury, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Where they had these things. We now have the story about the two ladies that are behind them, or I guess in front of them. We'll find out about that. Right now it's time to find out about having some fun last night. The NBA opens up with a double overtime game. We've got, of course, the NFL up and running. And Josh hockey. It's happening. It's back. Nascar. All kinds of stuff to have fun with. Willie, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

We are the musers on the pod.

[Tom Griswold]

So far we've discussed people we love.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't tell you guys. Cuban emailed. What are you wearing?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, that's not Things we love got way into typewriters.

[Josh Arnold]

How many typewriters do you own?

[Christy Lee]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Just estimate.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Time to get really down and dirty. These are great ideas. Start a podcast and forget to promote it on social media.

[Josh Arnold]

So what is our podcast about?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, whatever we feel like the musers the podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

You won.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

So happy to be here today.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy to see you. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Willie G at the prize big sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We were talking yesterday about obsolete technologies and some of the stuff hangs around the big one a couple weeks ago was the, what was it? AOL stopped the dial up service.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there were still, I forget how many. There were still tens of thousands of people, but I mean less than 1% that still need that. We talked about pagers being obsolete, although it turns out they're, they're apparently very useful in the medical field. But the cathode ray tube, the big gigantic. You'll see a movie. You can kind of date the movie based on the size of the computers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

In the scenes. Do they. They don't really. Do they have the overhead projectors where the teacher would write with that special pen on the plastic and it would project above them.

[Christy Lee]

They had it when I was there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Same.

[Josh Arnold]

Same.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

By 2011, they were still using that thing.

[Pat Godwin]

I think that was one of the things on our list. The overhead projector had gone away and.

[Josh Arnold]

Then the good kids would get to go clean those transparencies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Now they're using iPads.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think they finally stopped the phone book thing. That went on way too long. You'd have two giant phone books dangling from your mailbox. And every year. And they went directly into the garbage can. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I hate it because I'm such a muscle man. And now I'm pissed. I've got nothing to rip in half at home to show G how strong I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

So I wish they'd bring that back.

[Josh Arnold]

You just got to buy copy after copy of Farewell to Arms. Wasting money.

[Tom Griswold]

But so when I, I was doing kind of a deep dive, as they say on stuff that's, that's gone. But there are things that are making a comeback and One of them is automobiles that have actual buttons on the dashboard.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow, that's way back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy. And I got rid of a car because it didn't have any buttons. I hated it. I had it for three months and said this, this is, I'm getting rid of this thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Have any buttons? What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

It was all on a screen.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're not talking about push button transmission, you're just talking about buttons.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like volume.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The actual, the things that kind of stick out and you push in to change the radio stations and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember when you would see that red band shoot?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that was awesome.

[Christy Lee]

I loved that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's not just the radio, but I, Several years ago I had a, I had a particular car that I really liked and I'd, I'd heard that the next generation was coming out, it would have no buttons on it. So I, I went to the dealership and I said, do you have any of last year's models still? And yeah, I bought that. And the guy. And I said, this seems stupid. And the manager of the dealership goes, oh, I did the same thing. I love the buttons. They're kind of making a comeback. The vehicle I currently drive actually has real buttons, which I love very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Very rare for a car salesman to say that he did the same thing that you did. Try to build a relationship with you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't tell it correctly. No, no, I was, I, I was, it was. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

I do get what you're saying though, because you want it to be in a fixed position so when you're in the zone you can just turn the volume down. Now you have to like do a slide up on an iPad and that just takes your eyes off the road.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know that it's better.

[Christy Lee]

I think the buttons were safer.

[Tom Griswold]

And there, there was a car that I was driving for a while. I told, I had to literally pull over to change the radio station. It involved going to three separate screens and I, and I read an article about it and the, it was a, it was a very high end vehicle. And the article said, this is the worst radio available on any automobile.

[Christy Lee]

I think that happens though, when you Google my car worst radio Reddit, it'll pop up. There's always some, someone online that has your opinion.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, you, you thought the chick wasn't here, you'd be able to get away with that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, that was the meanest thing he ever said to me was, okay, well, just now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well we're Lying today.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I, I really lying on the air today.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the worst radio of all time.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. Yeah, I'm more of a. There are certain, certain new things I never want to get rid of. I think the rear view screen thing. Oh, yeah, that's the backup screen.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, there's just. There is stuff that we love, but there's also. I've had it with. I had to get a new password for something. Everything now has to have a password into it. You really. You know, I've got a paperweight. What's the password? What? I mean, come on. Does everything have to be on WI Fi?

[Christy Lee]

How do you feel about the one time login code? They send you six digits, you type it in, then you're good to go. I'm a big fan of that as well. I like that they make it easy, but.

[Tom Griswold]

So the reason I'm bringing this up is when I was looking at some of the stuff that's, that's, that's gone away. I landed on odd and obsolete jobs from history. Oh, this is from Mental Floss. Now see if you can figure out this one. A poison squad. Poison squad.

[Josh Arnold]

Eat or drink your.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. Volunteers in the early 1900s would eat food laced with dangerous chemicals so the government could determine which food additives were safe.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow. That's all. Boy, I wonder what it paid.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, well, Sergio. Well, Sergio, this is a mostly lead taco. Let me know how you feel about it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's not bad. My organs burn. But I like the taste.

[Christy Lee]

I can feel it tickling my kidney.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't kings and queens have that where they would have somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

Those were tasters.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those were food testers. To be this, this is, I guess, to decide what additives they could put in food. So people would, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Semi legitimate scientists would go, okay, this one's got this in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Sodium turns out. Okay. The asbestos. Although I guess that took decades to realize how bad that one is.

[Christy Lee]

The mercury seasoning, it tastes good, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Unfortunately, yeah, that asbestos stuff is nasty. How about this one? This was in Victoria, New England. A pure finder.

[Josh Arnold]

Pure purifying checker.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be more logical. It's actually people who collected dog manure on the streets and they would sell it to leather tanners who used it to soften hides.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow. I had no idea that was a thing.

[Pat Godwin]

That's me either.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I hope that still isn't a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Pure.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I've got. I've got a special bucket at the side of my house where all the Dog poop bags go after I walk them. Maybe I could go find a guy that's doing some leather work. Hey, you want to. I got a good 30 pounds of poop every week.

[Josh Arnold]

$100 if you walk into a coach store with a giant bag of dog poop. Pure finder. Not since veal has a term. There are a lot of companies out there to clear your lawns. Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But in this case, it's not just taking the dog poop off the streets. It's actually selling it, repurposing it for leather tanners.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it has plenty of uses. Leather tanning. You can use it for composting. You know, like fertilizer. You can throw it at people. Pranks. A lot of stuff you can do with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Light it on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sure. The barber surgeon. We've all heard of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

In the Middle Ages, barbers perform surgeries and dental work and haircuts. Whoa. Wow. Yikes. Can you imagine if you walked into a barber shop and the guy at the next. Next Stool was having, you know, some kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Having a molar removal? Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy next to him. There's an IV coming. Oh, God. Here's a job that no longer exists. Apparently, the payphone coin collector. I mean, I guess there are a handful of payphones still in the world. A leech collector. As you mentioned, they would wade into ponds and gather leeches for medical bloodletting.

[Christy Lee]

That's coming back, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Good, good. I'm very pro leech.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Me, too. The leeches need jobs too, you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, I'll explain what the groom of the stool is. This is. This is. Whatever you think it is, it's worse. When we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lees at the Silac Insurance Company News desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie G. Is over at the prize pick sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't forget to go to bob and tom.com contest. Get your picks in for this week for the NFL, because each week we have a $500e gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. You could win that also. Little thing going on right now with orange insoles. It's the new 4K TV you could win, plus a nice Visa gift card. How do you do it? We go to bob and tom.com contest. I know. It's time to get those orange insoles out. I just switched from sneakers to boots.

[Pat Godwin]

Big day for you, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I bought my shoelaces. I finally made the right purchase. Instead of that box, I got of 100 random shoelaces in black, I got the red ones, as you can see.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Some peacocking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Some nice warm boots, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

What's going on with those? Why are you wearing those?

[Tom Griswold]

Because when I walk the dogs and it's wet, if you wear sneakers, you're.

[Christy Lee]

They're kind of weird looking, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude. Yes. But he showed up last year and got rave reviews all around the building.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it was different. You should know the living in Colorado. These are Rossignols, the ski company.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't lived in Colorado for a decade.

[Tom Griswold]

No. But people there wear boots in the winter.

[Christy Lee]

I think those things must be $2,000, because sometimes you have. That's what I'm saying. You stuff that's so dumb that I go, that has to be $3,000.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't say things like that because I already want to beat them up. Now I. Now I have incentive even more, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to know the truth? These are discontinued line. And I spent. I spent nine months trying to find these, and I found them on eBay for 150 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All good. Yeah. Yeah. New. They're a fortune. But I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Why are the shoelaces red?

[Tom Griswold]

That's how they came. I don't know, but they look cool.

[Josh Arnold]

They're kind of David Bowie.

[Tom Griswold]

Ish.

[Christy Lee]

They are.

[Tom Griswold]

They got the little Rossignol. What's this thing called? A big what?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. The rosnalcock on the every boot. What are you talking.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, it's a French. It's a French flag. It's a what? A French flag.

[Josh Arnold]

Say that fast.

[Tom Griswold]

A French flag in the shape of a rooster head.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever. Oh, okay. I gotcha. That's their logo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but the thing these are designed. They're nice and toasty warm.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good.

[Tom Griswold]

So after you.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they lined?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They're just toasty warm.

[Josh Arnold]

Does anybody own. Oh, hell, alpaca socks?

[Pat Godwin]

I do. I mean, I have merino wool socks.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll do that when I fly.

[Christy Lee]

I'll pack a socks.

[Josh Arnold]

A pack of socks.

[Tom Griswold]

And that one special weekend, I'll pack a fudge.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncle Vino.

[Tom Griswold]

Which actually leads to this.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncle Wine. Uncle Vino.

[Pat Godwin]

I highly recommend wool socks.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they get too hot?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Those boots get too hot, you walk.

[Christy Lee]

In the streets of Frisco.

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Tom Griswold]

Warm or hot?

[Josh Arnold]

Uncle Vino's on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to wear. I like to wear these boots and nothing else. Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You talk about hot. You talk about hot and alone.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, if you want some good, warm boots, I used to have a pair, and they're like. They look like just workman's boots, construction boots. Like you're a blue collar guy. They're made by Uggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But unfortunately, there's a huge Uggs logo on the side.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Christy Lee]

To the point where I don't want to wear it because it's so. I don't like stuff where the logo is just right at you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you.

[Christy Lee]

You kind of thing. But they were great, dude. They kept your feet warm.

[Josh Arnold]

I love ugs. I'm a basic.

[Pat Godwin]

I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Pat Godwin]

I could get women's boots that look almost exactly like that right now. We could be twins.

[Josh Arnold]

Tallest boots you own, Christy, in terms of, like, going up over the knee.

[Pat Godwin]

Over the knee. I have over the knee boots.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, those are hot. Yeah, they are. Nobody, no guy dislikes those, I think.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you do?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they look ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Killer.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I want to get back to obsolete jobs we've already gone through. Payphone, coin collector, leech collector. This is another one from the old days of the royals. There was a position called groom of the stool. Anybody want to guess to the royals Baseball or queen? Queen. King. That is it.

[Josh Arnold]

Gross.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

It's gotta have to do something with poop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's not what. At first I thought, oh, it would be the person who maybe cleans the chamber pots or something.

[Christy Lee]

Could you say it again?

[Tom Griswold]

Groom of the stool. A groom? Like groom. You'd groom a horse or you'd. Groom of the stool was a royal attendant who helped kings use the toilet. This included chatting with them as they went about their business. Wow. Can you imagine? You'd have to sit there and talk to the king. How's it going? Well, that sounds like a good one, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheer them on. Give it a good grunt, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

The weirdest. I mean, those castles. I just spent a lot of time in castles recently. They would have the little room, like. And it's just a piece of granite where you would just sit and it would go outside on the. The side of the castle.

[Josh Arnold]

And were they. They're still stained? Yes, sometimes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, aren't you? See, this is the thing. When people go, I should have been born a prince 300 years ago. I said, no, no, no, no. You would have been a serf at best with no teeth and dead at 21.

[Christy Lee]

Hygiene. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But you would have enjoyed being a king. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, no, no. I like. I like the modern convenience. Like having a decent car with a good radio.

[Christy Lee]

Just saying you could.

[Josh Arnold]

You could crap off. Off of your castle onto someone you disagreed with.

[Tom Griswold]

Never stop laughing. I do that now electronically. The groom of the stool. Wow. There's a. There's no costume for you. Walk around holding toilet paper and you're like.

[Pat Godwin]

You'd have to explain that a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

What a kingly plop that was.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the. What is the. What did they call? Remember Mike Tyson had the guy that was always with him? What's that called? Yes, a hype. Very good, Mike. Nice job, Mike. I remember when Kinky Friedman came in here, the singer and the writer. Remember? He had the guy that kept going. Thank you, Kinky.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't get enough of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good Kinky. Chick wanted. Well, Chick wants to kill all of our guests, but he really wanted to kill that guy. Okay, here's one for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Kinky.

[Tom Griswold]

This one. This one. I'll be very surprised when you get this. This is an old job. That this may still exist, actually, in a way. A river pig.

[Pat Godwin]

A river pig.

[Tom Griswold]

Very dangerous job.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. A moat cleaner. That's the crap out of the moat.

[Tom Griswold]

No, a river pig. It involves rivers.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so maybe they're in the Thames.

[Tom Griswold]

More likely a. A river in an. In a wilderness area.

[Pat Godwin]

They have to help the pigs get across the river.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope, that would be more logical. River pigs were men primarily who worked on logging crews that would steer the lumber down the river so that it wouldn't get jammed off.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine the amount of crushed heads?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the danger.

[Christy Lee]

I take off five minutes, you cause a whole damage.

[Tom Griswold]

I think to this day, logging is. Has the most most serious injuries of any job, even in the United States today. But yeah, a river pig. Of course. River pig sounds like, you know, some chick you pick up at last call at Mississippi Nights. Well, it was a rough night. I ended up with a river pig. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But hey, I broke my streak.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's something that I. There's this still might semi exist.

[Christy Lee]

What you got?

[Tom Griswold]

I know you see it in old movies. The cigarette girl.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Cigarettes.

[Tom Griswold]

She has. She has a tray kind of around her and there's chewing gum, there's a strap and she would walk around the nightclub and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's awesome. I'd love that casino. They had that when I was starting out. At one club called the Station.

[Josh Arnold]

They had girls doing that. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

I'm down to like five cigarettes. Yeah, I'm like five cigarettes a year right now. Yesterday I saw somebody ripping a cigarette in their car, which I would never do. I don't like making my car smell. But I go, man, you're living the life. You've got it all figured out. Ripping a cigarette in your car, that's the greatest.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I bet there are throwback places that have the cigarette girls. You know, just some of those, like fake speakeasies and stuff that are.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had. They had the tray, the deep tray with the strap that would go around their neck.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. But of course it was low enough that you could still see their bosoms.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't mean to be crass. Were cigarette girls also often available?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I. I don't think necessarily. I suppose like any other maybe waitress.

[Josh Arnold]

Or whatever you could, but there was no secret business going on. They literally were just selling cigarettes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's like barber shops back in the day were also, you know, places you could procure pornography and do a lot of gambling, et cetera.

[Christy Lee]

Now you can't find porn. Now you can't find porn there. You can find weed, though, if you ask around back. Barber shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, sure. You should Walk into any barbershop today and ask them if they sell weed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, try that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, my dad was a big fan of the barbershop franchise. Film franchise. He and I went and saw all three of those in the theater.

[Christy Lee]

I love that so much.

[Josh Arnold]

I love them too. My dad loves movies are all heart.

[Christy Lee]

My dad loves Friday. We had Friday, Friday after Next and next Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are great movies too. No wonder you're an ice cube fan.

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Josh Arnold]

I do like a lot of ice cubes. Work, work.

[Pat Godwin]

My ex father in law was a barber. You could buy anything at his barbershop.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you need new tires.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you need someone killed 80s Michelins.

[Tom Griswold]

Fell off a truck.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we got tickets.

[Tom Griswold]

May have to get new wheels to fit them.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to take the kids to Bluey on ice?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely. That was one of his big side hustles.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have more of these. More of these weirdo professions that in, in most cases don't really exist anymore. They're fun. Also coming up, Stevo, I guess you'd describe him, was what, a sort of a stunt man, stunt artist, podcaster, comedian. Interesting guy. He's the guy that has, am I correct in saying this? A full size tattoo of himself on himself. Doesn't he have like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, some crazy tattoos? Yeah, on his back.

[Tom Griswold]

On his back he's got himself and. But full size, which is amazingly weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And quite clever. Now, right now we're talking about being outdoors, getting a little cooler depending on where you live. And it's the season to get ready to watch a football game. Maybe it's a high school game, a college game. You want to have a nice cookout before. What do you want to be cooking, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Omaha Steaks, of course. You're talking fall grilling, my friend. You can enjoy USDA certified tender steaks, juicy burgers, cozy and convenient meals, plus those tailgating favorites. You got your chicken wings, Willie. I know you're a big wing guy. Smash Burgers. You and I, you took me to a place to get Smash burgers. I love a Smash and big deli style franks. And right now, during their semiannual sale, you can get 50% off site wide at Omaha steaks.com plus our listeners get an extra $35 off with this promo code.

[Tom Griswold]

BTS.

[Josh Arnold]

Just plug that in at checkout. You know what's great about Smash Burgers, especially from Omaha Steaks? They retain the juiciness, but they get those crisp edges. They're just so perfect. Now, I'll be honest. I'm a larger, man. I insist on a double smash burger.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure. Because they're very thin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they did. They tend to be thin and who am I kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

A triple.

[Christy Lee]

It's a single. But the bread is another patty.

[Josh Arnold]

Omaha Steaks offers unrivaled quality and variety and come with their 100% guarantee. It's the perfect time to stock up on the exceptional handcrafted flavor and convenience of Omaha Steaks. Plus orders placed by 6pm Eastern. Those ship same day, so those are gonna come to you right away. Bring home the legendary flavor and everyday convenience of omaha steaks. Visit omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wise during their semiannual sale and for an extra 35 bucks off, use promo code BTS. Just plug it in at checkout. That's 50% off at Omaha Steaks.com and an extra $35 off with promo code BTS at checkout. Terms apply. See site for details. I think you're really going to enjoy everything you get.

[Tom Griswold]

And I always send it to my brothers. It's a great way to send a gift to somebody that lives in a different town. Hey, hey. Instead of sending like a tie or a book that they're gonna have to slog through. No, no, no. Send them some steaks, send them some burgers, send them some dogs, send them some lasagna from Omaha Steaks. People often ask me, yes. What's it like just before you guys go on the air? What are you talking about during the breaks? I'm just gonna say the last two words I heard before we started the last break. Butt buddies. So you can see the level of sophistication that takes place in this room. And this room is, of course, a part of the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hello. Pat Godwin's across the way.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking over some lyrics and such. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice. There's Pat Godwin next to Pat Godwin. He's beside himself. He's beside himself with how good is.

[Tom Griswold]

It a two for Wednesday?

[Josh Arnold]

This intro is. It's really good. There's Willie G. At the prize big sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, bud.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's Willie G. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Again, people ask, what's it like just before you go in the Air. Yeah, because you're talking about stuff. I'm over here trying to compare the. The education of Henry Adams to Ernest Hemingway's In Our Time. And all of a sudden I hear Godwin go, do you ever get a pimple on your balls? Well, I guess that's where we're going next.

[Christy Lee]

We were talking acting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we were talking about jobs that no longer exist. Or I hope they don't exist anymore. Anyway. The Surgeon Barber. Although we do have a story coming up about an amateur surgeon in the news Broadway play about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweeney Todd. Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. I was not in that. I saw it.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the groom of the stool, which would be a royal attendant who helped kings literally by talking them through their business in the smallest room in the castle, I guess the cigarette girl carrying around the. The cigarettes and a tray with other delights.

[Christy Lee]

That kind of exists in Vegas. There'll be a girl walking around cigarettes and small cigars and mints and stuff. Yeah, that's kind of around.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this one. The Hokey Pokey Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell us about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Street vendors who would sell cheap ice cream and frozen treats to in. In working class neighborhoods.

[Pat Godwin]

What were they called?

[Tom Griswold]

The Hokey Pokey Man. So I assume that must be where.

[Pat Godwin]

The Hokey Pokey started.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Put your left foot in.

[Pat Godwin]

Put your ice cream in.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Also, am I correct in saying that that. That song by Donovan, the Hurdy Gertie Man, Isn't that a thing? Also, isn't the Hurdy Gertie. Is that that thing where you stand up and crank it and it. I thought so. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Music it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he. And didn't the Hurdy Gertie man usually have a monkey with him?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I thought so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, let's just say I was walking into an NFL game and I always like it because where I go, you have to. You have to walk under that bridge, right? And there's always the guy playing the trumpet or the sax. Always throw a few bucks in there. That's really cool. I like very much if there was a guy with one of those grinders, whatever they're called, and a monkey, I would lose my mind. I might be late to the game. There's probably some dumb law. Okay, okay. The. The Hokey Pokey Man. Also the Ornamental Hermit. Anyone want to guess on this one?

[Pat Godwin]

Was he a garden gnome?

[Josh Arnold]

Christmas balls.

[Tom Griswold]

In a way. Wealthy homeowners in the 18th century in England would hire hermits to live on their estates as living garden decorations.

[Pat Godwin]

He is a garden gnome.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that could be.

[Tom Griswold]

My God.

[Christy Lee]

And then AI started taking away those jobs.

[Tom Griswold]

Guys, can you imagine? Oh, look out in the garden. There's Riley. He's our hermit. Don't talk to him. He starts talking about social media. How about this one? This is another medieval oddity. A knocker upper.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's stud.

[Christy Lee]

A stud?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Somebody can't get pregnant. They.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. A knocker upper. Before alarm clocks, they would walk the streets tapping on bedroom windows with long sticks. Or use peashooters to wake up people for. For their job.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

You'd get shot if you did that.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Some guy.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't think about that. How did people wake up without an alarm clock?

[Christy Lee]

Who woke that guy up? Did you have sleep problems? So that was his job?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? A resurrectionist. In 18th and 19th century Britain, medical schools needed cadavers for anatomy study. These were essentially grave robbers who would get them for cash. Kind of sounds like the Frankenstein.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. William Hunter started that, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

And Burke and Hare. Knife man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Two really popular. Are not popular famous grave robbers. Burke and Hare. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Pat Godwin]

There was a cemetery in Scotland that I visited where they were known for grave robbing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where Dr. Hunter came from.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, is it? Oh, I might have been his.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a gong farmer?

[Pat Godwin]

A gong farmer?

[Josh Arnold]

Bell peppers. She loves Asian men. She's a real gump.

[Tom Griswold]

It was actually a. A medieval sanitation worker who would clean up these cesspits.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Usually at night. Gong is a slang term for poop. Poop, really? Yeah. Wasn't there a band called Planet Gong?

[Christy Lee]

I do not know.

[Pat Godwin]

Never heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think. I think there was. And this is one that was just recently featured in a movie. A lamplighter for electric streetlights. They would ignite and distinguish gas lamps. I want to say. What's his name? The Hamilton guy is in Lin Manuel Miranda. Yeah. He played in the remake of Mary Poppins. Isn't that what he did? He would walk around.

[Christy Lee]

Did not see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great. It's. It's very good. Here's one you'll know. A pin setter.

[Josh Arnold]

The bowling guy. Or in this case, maybe before.

[Tom Griswold]

Before automatic bowling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Typically it would be fairly young men resetting bowling pins after each roll.

[Josh Arnold]

And this may have been on a.

[Tom Griswold]

Green back then, but they even had them at the indoor alleys. You have to wonder if those guys would ever take a little cash occasionally. All right. When so and so gets up there, move that one pin just A little bit. You know, that had to happen. Yeah, they. They won't. They won't be able to see it. But that. That. That ball's not gonna knock them all down. How about this one? This was recently featured in a Disney movie. The Ice Cutter.

[Pat Godwin]

The Ice Cutter.

[Tom Griswold]

Harvesting blocks of ice from frozen lakes.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a ton of that in frozen, isn't there?

[Tom Griswold]

For ice boxes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's great singing as they saw through the. Okay, let's. Let's move forward Here. We have Willie G. Sitting in for Chick McGee at the sports desk. I will remind you we have our NFL competition up and running and make your picks just pick all the games. You don't have to worry about the spread. You could win that gift card. An E. Gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. 500 bucks worth of cool stuff from Steven Singer. Just go to bobandtom.com contest while you're there. We've got the orange insoles contest up and running where you could win a 4K TV. So have some fun with that, Willie. What's happening in the world of sports?

[Christy Lee]

Thunder fans had a lot to celebrate on Thursday. The team unveiled a championship banner and won again against X star Kevin Durant and the Houston Rockets. Shay Gilgis Alexander, the reigning MVP, hit two free throws with 2.3 seconds left in double overtime, securing a 125, 124 victory. Pretty exciting, guys. NBA's back. Kevin Durant's a rocket. Who would have thought.

[Tom Griswold]

And I read somewhere and I don't have the actual stat. Apparently in the NFL this year, they have had a disproportionate number of games that have been decided in the last two minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And of close games, which makes it that much more exciting. Tons. And then now the. With the NBA. What a way to open it up. A double overtime.

[Christy Lee]

Fun. It was very fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, would you say you watch more basketball than football just because.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe because it's on on weeknights.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there's more of it.

[Christy Lee]

Football's really not. But I'll never, like. I'll watch every game on a Sunday, every football game. I'm never staying up on a Thursday watching games from 5 to 10. Actually, no, I do that too. Never mind. As soon as I said that, I was like, no, I'll do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you a red Zone watcher?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I'll put it on a second tv. I'm doing the double tv, you guys. I took the TV out of the bedroom. That's not healthy. And Now I have two TVs in the living room. Very healthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

And you sleep on the couch.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything else going on over there?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Guys.

[Christy Lee]

Michael Jordan's made his debut as a special contributor to NBC Sports. Returned to NBA broadcasting. Speaking with Mike Tirico on Tuesday, Jordan said he wants to give back to basketball by prioritizing family time. He emphasized his obligation to share messages of success, success and dedication, which. Pretty cool being that successful. You're like, yeah, I'm going to teach about success. I pretty much know what's going on with success in the NBA.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he did it. Did okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think he'll be good. I don't want him to be. No, I want him. He's already a great basketball player. He's a great actor. Won a couple Oscars for Space Jam.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell of a baseball player.

[Christy Lee]

Great baseball player. He can't be good at this as well.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the consensus on Tom Brady on tv?

[Christy Lee]

I don't like it because I grew up a Colts fan and I've always hated Tom Brady and he's good looking and annoying and wealthy and yeah, I want a fat guy up there. Give me a fat guy doing color.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there an objective, anybody critique of Mr. Brady and how he's doing? Because they're paying him, what, $100 million or something.

[Christy Lee]

The big critique is that he is on broadcast teams. So he gets to interview coaches ahead of game. And he owns the Raiders. So hypothetically, he could be giving the Raiders an advantage, but looking at their record.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so far so good.

[Christy Lee]

Like he's getting too much privileged info.

[Tom Griswold]

He owns 4% of the Raiders. Okay, great. Well, I was just wondering what the. Those in the know think of his, of his work.

[Christy Lee]

I think Chick thinks he's a little stiff, right? A little stiff.

[Tom Griswold]

He's also, he, he disliked him going into it. I'm just wondering if someone can objectively say how he's doing, because I certainly can. I'd be curious to know what else is going on over there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know what, guys? I'm a big fan of tortillas. You know that. I talk about that every day.

[Josh Arnold]

Flour or corn? If you had to choose.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? I hate saying this. I am a flour tortilla guy.

[Josh Arnold]

No reason to hate saying that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a taco place by me and you can get them Mexican style or American style. And I like to get it the American style. And I feel like such a jackass.

[Pat Godwin]

American style of flour tortilla?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Flour with like sour cream on There. The other way is like onions and cilantro. Cilantro. And looking someone in the eyes. No, I want them American style. Okay. It does feel a little cocky. Feels a little rude.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I would.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what about. Do you go the soft taco versus the hard taco?

[Christy Lee]

I do go soft taco.

[Tom Griswold]

I do you ever get a. Get a hard taco and it turns into a dagger and it cuts into your upper gum? Is it.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotta be real careful.

[Christy Lee]

However, I will do a cheesy gordita crunch from Taco Bell. That is a hard shell wrapped in a soft shell with cheese in the middle. And I find that cheese sort of takes away those jagged edges in that hard shell.

[Tom Griswold]

And they got the Nobel Prize for that, right? They did.

[Christy Lee]

The introduction of the Doritos Locos. Cheesy would eat a crunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Texas Tech is banning the throwing of tortillas by fans on kickoffs after the 14th ranked Red Raiders were penalized twice and fined for objects being thrown onto the field in their most recent home. Have you guys seen this happen?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

I hate it. The Buffs played them last year and people just throw tortillas onto the field. It's so distracting. I don't know why it's been allowed for this long. The athletic director, Kirby Hakutt, said fans entering the stadium would be instructed to discard tortillas. That's so funny. And I really hope there's a bunch of fat guys sitting there that they can just eat all the tortillas they have. Taco filling, dip. Give it to this guy and he just makes a little one. That'd be a really good time. There'd be reminders before kickoff for anyone who took tortillas in to give them to a stadium worker in order for them to be thrown away. They're throwing them away. Anyone caught throwing tortillas will have their ticket privileges revoked for the rest of the academic year. Across all sports. I'd imagine there's going to be some tortilla smugglers in there.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they throw tortillas at basketball games too, or just football?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. But for some reason that's funnier to me.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this all started with Rocky Horror Picture Show Toast heaving the rice. Heaving the toast.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was trying to remember. So I googled this thing. It's the Detroit Red Wings have the octopus tossing onto the ice.

[Christy Lee]

Is that an official thing or just a bunch of guys that do it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's unofficial.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. But there's all kinds of stuff. The Nashville Predators the catfish toss.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheese for the Green Bay Packers. Did you ever see this? Beer and peanut showers at a Cubs.

[Christy Lee]

Game from the bleachers.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. It's. It's done. You dump a beer in a fan who catches the opposing team's homer. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

People throw balls back.

[Tom Griswold]

The Toronto Maple Leafs people get harassed.

[Josh Arnold]

Into throwing balls back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen them scream at a four year old.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's the thing. What do you do? Because if I think if a kid catches it, they get a key.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Let that kid keep it.

[Christy Lee]

If you're a dad, you give it.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to the kid.

[Christy Lee]

I saw it with the dad, gave it to the kid and then the kid threw it back. That was awesome. Someone gave the kid a beer. It was great. High fived. It was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Toronto Maple Leafs fans throw Eggo waffles.

[Christy Lee]

See, this is. I'm not a fan of wasting food. I don't like it in pranks. This isn't just a fat guy thing. I just don't think that wasting food is fun. Those tortillas, man, they're probably good. Nice flour pressed tortillas. Put those in a taco, boys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Get a burrito going.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How about just hold it up and then eat it real quick? That's still a celebration.

[Christy Lee]

That's imagining me at a game pretending to throw the tortilla. And I'm just nibbling at it now.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to Taco Bell now because of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Now, Christy, remember when they started banning purses at games?

[Steve O]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. And the first few times they did it, you'd walk in, there'd be a pile of purses because people didn't want to walk back to their cars. And now they've got dimensions you're allowed to have. And they can.

[Pat Godwin]

They have clear plastic bags. I have a clear plastic. I have a bag that's clear.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember asking you and some of the fancier purse manufacturers actually make clear bags now, right?

[Pat Godwin]

They sure do. And there are people that, that make aftermarket ones, if you will. I have an aftermarket.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a fake?

[Pat Godwin]

No. Well, it's actual. Like, let's say you have a. They do a Gucci purse and you take it apart and you use parts of that on the clear so that it's looks like it's still got a Gucci look, but it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's pathetic.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's making people a lot of money.

[Christy Lee]

People want to follow the rules and still look rich, still look fashionable.

[Josh Arnold]

It is embarrassing.

[Pat Godwin]

I have One of those things that.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn'T work, did it? Banning the. It's embarrassing that you have it.

[Christy Lee]

Josh is embarrassed by your vanity in this moment.

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't work, did it? Like trying to keep the purses from women. Didn't get the hint. We don't want you there. Now we have to ban skirts.

[Christy Lee]

That's why they did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they kept showing up.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have my favorite story of the day involving a very fine car, a Toyota Corolla with a not so fine gentleman in the back performing genital surgery on people. He has been arrested, but you'll find out exactly what's going on there. Also, we're gonna be joined by Steve O. We'll do a zoom call with Steve O. The stunt artist, podcaster, etc. Plus, Ali Breen with sexy time. And also a really odd story. Remember the thing I want to say it was Monday morning where the Amazon Web services caused outages and all kinds of.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Snapchat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Happened in the ether. Well, something very odd happened to one brand of smart bed because of that. We hope you're not trapped in your bed still. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, rules. Go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Pat Godwin's over at the. I'm gonna shake it up a little bit. I like over at the music desk. Yes, there's Ace Cosby. I am Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer Sidekick chairman. My gosh, if it isn't Jess Hooker joining us.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Willie G. At the prize pick sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, man, there she is.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance company news desk here. There's Tommy. Tom, I have a question about check being a parent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have kids. I eventually would like to. I hope this is still happening. And I want to know, are parents hitting them still. Still just backhanding the hell out of is is never. I'm not going to get into that. But are parents still letting their kids lick the beaters?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Heck yeah. I always did.

[Josh Arnold]

Was there. That is as happy a moment in a child's life. I agree.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a happy moment for me.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking about? Yeah, it's The. The issue always was if you're using raw eggs. Eggs.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it. Yeah, of course. Yeah, That's. That.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you ever get sick?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. That's always fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Never gotten sick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Licking the beaters was incredible. No, I always preferred it when my mom would turn it off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Although it prepared you for your. The skill you have now. Being thorough and generous.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your tongue can take. Your dear tongue can take even the most horrifying street walker.

[Josh Arnold]

I can get between the spokes, if you know what I mean.

[Christy Lee]

It's. One time we were here and my dad was. Was doing this similar thing, kind of making fun of you for. For just talking about that ever and saying that it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

And you just go. He was like, you really like doing it? And you go, I don't know. It's not a bad place to be. I think about that all the time. It's not a bad place to be. Look where I'm allowed to be right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty rad. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't make any phone calls, so. Hey, you sound. You sound kind of muffled or you hit it in the head.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your object.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you things that the parents still do. At least couples still do.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And you talk about, you know, hitting and I don't, you know, don't hit my children. But let's just say I walk into the kitchen and Kelly and the girls are working on something and I reach over and grab it to take a bite. I get whacked right in the hand. Get out of here. Oh, classic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, old dad getting in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Those cookies are for the teachers. Keep your hands off.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you sometimes do it now though, knowing that they're going to hit you and is all kind. It's kind of a fun.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I wait until they turn around and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like it. Covert.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got a cucumber thing that is really tasty.

[Josh Arnold]

A cucumber. I love cucumber cookies, don't you?

[Steve O]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They are mushy.

[Christy Lee]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Or cucumber. Maybe we could do a. We could do a stink.

[Christy Lee]

Have some fun.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean like zucchini bread?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, not a bit. Just prepared cucumbers. They're delightful.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of paprika on them. Oh, nice. Okay, what's the hottest thing, and I mean food that you've ever had in.

[Josh Arnold]

Your mouth that burned you, temperature wise? Yeah, it was a freezer. It was a crab rangoon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Anything I was gonna say jalapeno popper, man.

[Josh Arnold]

But it burned my. The roof of my mouth for a good. I mean, four or five days.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot Pocket. Hot Pocket for you.

[Tom Griswold]

What about those foods that just destroy.

[Pat Godwin]

The top of your mouth? Like Captain Crunch, some nacho chips. They just like shred the top of your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

I don't do huevos rancheros anymore because they.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I got burned.

[Josh Arnold]

From the shredding or the temperature?

[Christy Lee]

The shredding. Sorry. It was a really big deal for me. I was really sad about losing huevos rancheros. That held a lot of weight in my head. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I make you a little sad?

[Christy Lee]

Please.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had huevos rancheros.

[Christy Lee]

Buddy. You know what? I would say? You don't want to get burned. But it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. Treat yourself. Get in there. You'll love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh will come in Monday morning. Well, I was saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Worth it. I'll be saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee is over there. I can see her at the Silac Insurance News. Have we finished our sports broadcast?

[Christy Lee]

We got a record over here. I think we got a collection. Want to do a little bit of that? Hey. A Canadian man has broken the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of memorabilia. Dave Fawcett earned the title with his collection of 2,195 items.

[Josh Arnold]

I love when people's last names are nouns.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Fawcett.

[Christy Lee]

Unless it's Farah Fawcett. It's Weir. Spare Fawcett. I'm not looking the other way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right. You don't really think twice about that.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, here's the.

[Christy Lee]

Because I read this earlier. Mr. Fawcett.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome. Funny.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Faucet said his love of all things TNMT started in 1988.

[Josh Arnold]

I met a Brian Couch once and I'm just laughing.

[Christy Lee]

That's such a good time.

[Pat Godwin]

We went to school with the couches.

[Josh Arnold]

We did.

[Christy Lee]

It did just cut to Jess sitting in a classroom. There's a love seat.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an L shaped couches.

[Pat Godwin]

All of us were there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Christy Lee]

It includes comic books and branded lunchboxes, turtle shell backpacks and sleeping bags. As well as clothing and figurines.

[Josh Arnold]

What is. What's the through line here?

[Christy Lee]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's collected everything.

[Christy Lee]

Are you familiar? Donatello. Michelangelo.

[Josh Arnold]

We had a bunch of them. Yeah. Man.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture. It looks like a store.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You'll notice what you can't see in that photograph. A girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet he's got a red headed journalist. April o'.

[Tom Griswold]

Neill.

[Christy Lee]

His favorite pieces in his collection are ones of sentimental value. The first item in his TMNT collection, a soft head Donatello, purchased by his mother as a Christmas present in 88.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And a 1991 movie star, Mikey, bought by his late Grampy Jack. Aw, man.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that, Tom? You'd like them because they have a character named Casey Jones named after your Grateful Dead.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they're all named after like painters and Renaissance, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Donatello and Raphael, Michelangelo and.

[Christy Lee]

What's the last guy?

[Josh Arnold]

There's four. Leonardo.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, I've never gotten into them. I know you guys watched them as kids. Loved. Cool.

[Christy Lee]

They're turtles.

[Tom Griswold]

Gallagher, the comedian owned the. Didn't he own his manager Gary property? It the live action rights to that or something. His manager. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I remember Gallagher on stage saying one time, yeah, I don't really have to do this anymore because I made millions of dollars on the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that was true, but he.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it is. My brothers and I were there opening day in 88 or whatever. The hell boy couldn't get enough. And then Vanilla Ice is in Part 2. Secret of the ooze.

[Christy Lee]

Was that big for you guys?

[Josh Arnold]

We enjoyed it very.

[Christy Lee]

You guys shave little notches in your eyebrows.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he still affecting that look? I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, man. I do love Ice Ice Baby though. That's a fun song that comes on the radio. I'm turning it up.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not turning it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's obviously. It's a David Bowie for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

For him to argue otherwise is real silly, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's. Let's switch gears here. Head over that way. We have Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

He's not done.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to hear about the pumpkin races.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God, I love these.

[Christy Lee]

The annual West Coast Giant Pumpkin Regatta took place in Oregon over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

You do love these when they.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is hollow out.

[Josh Arnold]

Awesome. And they're in there with an oar.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, these are great.

[Christy Lee]

Participants dressed in costumes and climbed into giant hollowed out pumpkins to complete in a series of races that are held each year in Tua Latin.

[Josh Arnold]

The key not to carve them first.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. The jack o' lantern.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You sing the jack o lantern. Pumpkin craft went right to the Bottom.

[Pat Godwin]

Gary, who's responsible for the rotting pumpkin that's outside on our porch?

[Josh Arnold]

Me. You're welcome. Listeners carved a really nice pumpkin, but it's just nature's taken.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. It's horrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the whole idea. They start looking really cool after they.

[Pat Godwin]

No, this one's green now or something.

[Josh Arnold]

If you think it's cool, I'll bring it in and put it on your desk. We all just pass away of botulism.

[Christy Lee]

Gary Christensen, who holds the Guinness world record for longest journey by pumpkin boat, won the first race this year in a 936 pound gourd. The pumpkins are the reason for the regatta. I'm sorry. The pumpkins for the regatta are grown by Pacific Giant Vegetable Growers Association.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're like a big pumpkin.

[Pat Godwin]

Giant pumpkin contest too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Look at the size of those things.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy's dressed as Shrek.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he is. That woman is.

[Christy Lee]

Does it bother anybody else that they're using regular kayak paddles? I want those to be a little more gorgeous. Party, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. But they're using like the fiberglass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they should even like an apple tree branch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It should at least be wood, but God, that's so. Look at the crowd there. What a great event. We got a perfect day, great weather.

[Pat Godwin]

How many of those sink though?

[Tom Griswold]

If you, if you, if you lean forward in that thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You're that thing. Whatever. The gunnel of your pumpkin is like six inches off. You're going to go right under.

[Christy Lee]

Do you just like this because it's boating. Cuz you called that TMNT collection guy a loser without a girlfriend immediately. These people are also losers. If we're going to make fun of them, let's call everybody a loser.

[Tom Griswold]

This is cool. I, I'd, I'd get one and I'd put a bumper sticker on it. My other pumpkin is a car, a coach. This is like this. You could do the reverse Cinderella.

[Josh Arnold]

They turn into cars at midnight.

[Tom Griswold]

It turns into a catalog.

[Josh Arnold]

I would watch this, Pat. You wouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't think I would.

[Christy Lee]

I would go. If I was on the road on a Saturday and they said, yeah, there's the pumpkin regatta.

[Tom Griswold]

I do it.

[Christy Lee]

We're checking it out.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say, you try.

[Tom Griswold]

I would do it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gotta be uncomfortable. You know they're in there on their knees.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, I would never do this pumpkin race with you. You'd call the front the bow you'd be a total nerd about.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a lot of boating stuff. The only rope on a boat is the painter. That's a line, not a rope, you tool. That's fun. That's cool. Now, coming up, we have my favorite story. It involves a a faux doctor performing surgeries on the genitals of men in the back of a Toyota Corolla. Again, a very fine auto automobile. But even the sales guy at your favorite Toyota dealership is going to go. We don't really recommend well doing penile surgery in the back of this, but it reminded me of something. I want to see if you guys remember this, a classic old pair of commercials for various automobiles that did something very unusual that kind of ties into doing penile surgery in a Toyota.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't wait to see how tenuous this is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is, this is so not tenuous. No. There's someone right now screaming at the radio. I know what he's talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

No, there are people screaming at the radio. I'll give you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Be sure to enter the contest right now. Go to bobandtom.com contest, get your NFL picks in. Also, find out about those orange insoles. You could win that 4K TV. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Boy, you sure look good, you know that? Yes, you look great. Thank you. Talking to all the listeners. Oh, they need to be reminded of how well they look. I remember I, I asked my niece when she was young if who she thought would win in a or no. I said, who do you think is better looking, your dad or me? And she said, my dad, he always wins staring contest. He was better at looking.

[Christy Lee]

That's like an airplane job.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

But she, you know, she was six or whatever, why her uncle was asking who she thought was. That's for my therapist to decide. Christie Lee's of the side, like insurance.

[Tom Griswold]

Company news as he's dialing up the authorities.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker's there? Hi, Willie G. At the prize pick sports desk. Hey, man Cosby over there. I'm Josh Arnold with the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of picks, get your NFL picks in. Just go to bobandtom.com contest at stake. Each week, a $500 gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. And also we got another thing up and running. It's our orange insoles event. A 4K TV at stake plus a Visa gift card, which means money, money, money, money.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me that 4K TV.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, have some fun. Check it out once [e-mail] contest coming up. It'll be Steve O. Stunt artiste, podcaster, etc, etc, a man who has a tattoo of himself on his back. Back. The tattoo apparently full size.

[Josh Arnold]

You know I had a 3K TV.

[Tom Griswold]

You did?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It didn't get bet.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was gonna be a baseball joke.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was a clam job.

[Josh Arnold]

Way more, way more troubling.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Think about that.

[Tom Griswold]

You're very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I could see, I could see a drunken audience.

[Josh Arnold]

I took it back. Of course I didn't want it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, against that.

[Christy Lee]

So I want to watch it.

[Josh Arnold]

Living color. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's see now, where were we? Oh, we were going to check in with Christy Lee at the, at the Silac Insurance news desk. What have we missed?

[Pat Godwin]

Man has been arrested for allegedly performing penile enlargement procedures in the back of a Toyota Corolla.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like a hero to me.

[Pat Godwin]

According to the daily mail, the 51 year old offered mobile genital enhancements to men across Bangkok and nearby provinces.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course this happened there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. After receiving complaints, police conducted an investigation, detained the man while he was in the middle of a pearling procedure.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Pat Godwin]

In the back of his 1990s era Toyota Corolla.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, first of all, that tells you something. At least if the guy had been in a brand new Toyota Corolla, you know, he was fairly successful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, well, they're in Bangkok. They like drive scooters over there. A 92 Corolla is like an Escalade.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd be happy it wasn't a rickshaw.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm sure there are probably a lot of 199090 Corolla still running because those Toyotas are great cars.

[Josh Arnold]

Who in the Toyota union scared you this morning? You're gonna talk about it. You better be coming.

[Christy Lee]

Wrestler showed up.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, if you did a survey of all the comedians that come through here, the road comics number one car. That's her. That's an absolute fact.

[Pat Godwin]

In any event, curling is apparently genital beating where they put beads inside underneath your skin.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Body modification. Ribbed for her pleasure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in a way, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

In the shaft or foreskin of the penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Knurled. What is it called when you, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't Google it because it's really horrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you looking at a pearled peen?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, do you want to see it?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand why you would have that done. I mean, it looks like it's covered in planter warts.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, like a gourd.

[Tom Griswold]

Like one of those weird ones.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The 51 year old admitted he had no medical training and had learned the procedures from watching videos on social media.

[Christy Lee]

Who needs medical? This guy's got the love of the game, man. It's all passion.

[Tom Griswold]

So he was doing the back of a car and it reminded me of an old TV commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, what doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a commercial for a Mercury vehicle, the Mercury company. And as I recall, it was a famous jeweler and he gets in the back seat of a car, remember this? And they drive the car and he cuts a priceless diamond in a moving car to show that the Sable or whatever. Yeah. To show that this, the ride is so smooth on this Mercury he can actually safely cut a diamond. Do we have. I think we may have found the. Here it is. Here's the commercial. We're going to show it to you guys in the studio. And it begins. Jewelers is about to risk a rough diamond that could be worth $125,000.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a reason we don't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now watch. Struck precisely. The diamond could double in value. The slightest mistake and it's worthless. Dust our speed, 35 miles an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're on cobblestone.

[Tom Griswold]

We do perfect, beautiful Mercury. So as a rock.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, now back to I Love Lucy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that the, the reason I, I thought of that was I remembered that there was a parody of that in which it was the same setup except they had a rabbi doing a circumcision in the back of a moving car.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it snl?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was it. I finally found that it was Kentucky Fried Movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is the guys that eventually would make Airplane. Airplane. John Landis and the guys from the Kentucky Fried Theater. But it was this, this the same notion. But here's this guy doing penile surgery in the back of a very fine Toyota and. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So also cutting jewels, if you know what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Family. Family jewels.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's my understanding this guy though, that he did have the windows tinted so he'd. They didn't violate any HIPAA regulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The privacy. Remember that we hear about these things in Miami where people go in and have some. They go. They did some warehouse Again, most legitimate medical procedures are done in medical buildings.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but those are pricey when you. When you're on a budget, you go to a warehouse and you get fix a flat put into your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's what they did. That one. That one lady walk through.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to know. I want to know if the guys who got this procedure done, this penis enlargement in Thailand, if they are happy with the results.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't hear anything about that, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Tom, Why'd you edit those out of.

[Tom Griswold]

Where do you advertise that? Bumper stickers or.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, he must have to be.

[Pat Godwin]

A word of mouth thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like positive reviews on some weird app or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It's got to be mostly word of mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there something.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think there's a Yelp review for that.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be the sound that I would be. Yeah. Wow. Anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you had to get the opposite done, didn't you, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Steve O]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I made a donation.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you?

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like Locks of Love. It's a slightly different name name on it.

[Pat Godwin]

New research indicates men who were obese as children tend to have shorter penises as adults. Did you hear about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Even if they lose weight.

[Pat Godwin]

Scientists recruited 290 heterosexual men to have specific body measurements taken and information about their childhood health was recorded. Results showed that on average participants penises had a pubic to tip flaccid length 3 1/2 inches and the average diameter was 1.15 inches. Penis dimensions were not associated with participants body mass index in adulthood.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

But participants who were obese as children tended to have shorter penises as adults.

[Josh Arnold]

What a bummer. You're a fat kid. You lose a bunch of weight when you're in your 20s and you still have.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We should figure that. We should call Jerry o'. Connell. Call one of those famous guys grew out of it kind of thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you o' Connell's fine, dude. I bet you.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he landed Romaine. Didn't you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. You know what? This isn't true. And all my evidence. Jerry o' Connor.

[Tom Griswold]

Decided this is based on surveys.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, they. I guess. Yeah, you'd have to ask if they were obese as a child, but it said that they.

[Tom Griswold]

They. They did what? Pubic to tip flaccid length measurement.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Does an outside person do that? I mean, is there a nurse?

[Pat Godwin]

I would assume it's in a. It's a medical.

[Christy Lee]

But I would say those measurements aren't accurate.

[Pat Godwin]

Sexual medicine.

[Christy Lee]

Because I think that when you're around someone in a medical facility, it's smaller. Nine out of ten times, you're scared. Yeah, I don't think that's an accurate measurement.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. When I had my heart surgery after word. Yeah. We had to send out a party to find it.

[Christy Lee]

And unfortunately, I can vouch for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this it, Pop?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's my knee. Yeah, that's. Why are they making people feel bad? Why do they release this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, that's. That is a problem with this. They're not giving us any reason and they're not giving us any solution. We have to go to Thailand now and sit in the back of a Corolla.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, it's a very fine car.

[Josh Arnold]

Gosh.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, the regret that goes through your head when you are opening that car door. Do I really want to do this? You shut it.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to push the lockdown. She said if I don't, she's going to start banging my brother. I mean, just the awful scenario that gets you there.

[Christy Lee]

It is terrible, but I would die for communication. That candidate in a relationship.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to check in with our friends at Brick House Nutrition. They've developed a product called Lean. This is kind of interesting. I was talking to one of the doctors there, and the idea of this is to lose weight in a slow, proper way. And it's based on some logic that you might not have heard about a thing, I should say, called weight cycling. Half of Americans, by the time they hit 60, have gained and lost several hundred pounds. That's called weight cycling. You gain 10 pounds, you drop 15, then you gain 20. Back and forth, back and forth. Not good for you. So it's time to lose some weight. Keep it off. That's where Lean comes in. It's designed to help you do that. Lean was developed by physicians at the Brickhouse Nutrition place. And they've come up with something. It's not a GLP1 injectable. The science is quite impressive. This is actually an oral supplement. Lean is designed to maintain healthy blood sugar. Lean is designed to control your appetite and control your food cravings. And it helps burn fat by converting it to energy. Find out all the details by visiting takelean.com. find out about Burning fat and turning it into energy and keeping the weight off. Once again, it's takelean.com and you can lose meaningful weight at a healthy pace and keep it off. That's your goal. And take Lean can be added to your exercise and lifestyle. 20% off, by the way. If you enter the code [e-mail] that's the code [e-mail] Results vary, of course, these statements and products have not been evaluated by the fda. They're not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease, and they are not a suitable substitute for your healthcare provider. But if you're interested in finding out the details, takelean.com the code is Tom for 20% off at take Lean. Coming up, Steve O. Stunt guy. Also sexy time with Ali Breen. And do you have a neighbor that smokes a lot of pot and it's starting to get to you?

[Christy Lee]

No. My neighbor does.

[Tom Griswold]

You can find out what happened when it went to court when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news test. We call her Frenchie. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. We call him Puck.

[Christy Lee]

Mischievous.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Mix it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

This is all behind the scenes, but these are nicknames we use. Jess. Mushroom Soup Hooker over there. Mushroom Soup Hooker. There's Willie G at the Prize Picks Sports desk. Or should I say Bacon Man?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, that. My friends call me Pork Chop, so that does hurt my feelings.

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's a fat joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Bacon had nothing to do with food. Because of your love of pigs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. River pigs. A lot of work with pigs.

[Christy Lee]

Now. I'm just lost in the callbacks here.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's over there. You can call me Al. We can call him Al.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's much better than what we call you in the hallways there. I'm Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck. I think you can get out of this.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I'm committed.

[Tom Griswold]

You're deep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're committed to the bit.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

What's my nickname?

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Diving Board Griswold. Of course. Because when he's erect, it's as straight as a diving board. No curvature whatsoever.

[Christy Lee]

You should see it, Christie.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, he shows.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. A lot of people don't know this. Every meeting, Tom has to stand up and show us his.

[Ali Breen]

Contractually.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He gets it by just leading a meeting. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Nowhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom's like me. He hates meetings.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true. Let's. Let's get back to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christie Lee. We've had a lot of interesting stuff going on Today we had a guy in a Toyota Corolla fine car 90.

[Pat Godwin]

0, doing pearling, which is creepy. Don't look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's exactly as it sounds. It's putting pearls under the skin of your penis and it looks real lumpy and bumpy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are they real pearls? Is that part of the.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what.

[Tom Griswold]

They're probably like silicone.

[Christy Lee]

When it said beads, I thought it was like a friendship bracelet bead. It's like a.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's good size.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't they have to be maybe some kind of medical grade?

[Josh Arnold]

You'd think. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not if you're doing it in a Corolla.

[Tom Griswold]

A guy, he said he learned it by watching videos on YouTube. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

They're probably just old French fries from under.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to have. I'm sorry, but I believe in freedom, but we need to have some kind of filter on stuff like this. Someone needs to be going, hey, look, don't. Don't let people.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a big fan of survival of the fittest. You think so?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, if you're stupid enough to.

[Josh Arnold]

This is how you want to operate.

[Pat Godwin]

I think right before we walked out of here during the break, you were talking about screen time and short videos. Was it you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's a new poll out there that reveals how much screen time older adults are getting. A survey of 2,000Americans aged 50 and over found the average person spends 22 hours per week in front of a screen, most of that time watching tv, followed by browsing the Internet, playing games, and using computers for work or personal tasks. But any respondents said their screen time helps them feel more connected to others, more informed, and even boosts their mood, which kind of goes against.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it doesn't. The study I was talking about wasn't about mood. It was about neurological function.

[Tom Griswold]

And what was it saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Short videos. They're finding watching a lot of short videos is worse for you than regular alcohol consumption. Worse for your neurological health.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What. What am I gonna do on Saturday? Look to get drunk and look at TikTok all day.

[Tom Griswold]

This stinks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, your brain's just gonna leak out of his eye.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for that. Older people are what? They're spending a lot of time in front of screens.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think screen time for work counts. If you have to use a computer at your work, that shouldn't count. That's your job. You're not. You're. Usually. You're not. Just.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you're not choosing to do that you're doing tasks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What if you just like work at a toll booth and you are just scrolling TikTok all day, does that count?

[Josh Arnold]

That does count towards the survey, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so do.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like. I wish we had like a meter that would tell us what people are doing while they're here at work. On.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of shopping.

[Josh Arnold]

You just made a lot of people nervous.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of shopping in this room.

[Steve O]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Porn, gambling, resume builders. Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

In my case, WebMD.

[Pat Godwin]

I think that since I got a dumb phone, my memory has improved.

[Josh Arnold]

It must have.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm like five weeks in and that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly what they're saying is like hit focus memory. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think about it every day by just getting rid of the phone. But then I would. I have to do social media stuff for work. So I get like an iPad to do that and then I think I would just end up using that the whole day.

[Tom Griswold]

What percentage of people do you think are watching TV while holding a phone that is active that they're watching?

[Pat Godwin]

70%.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're watching some great show. In the meantime, they're also shopping. Yes. Shopping for shoes. No, that's what they say. Hey, I'm gonna watch my big screen while I hold my little screen and.

[Pat Godwin]

Have my medium sized screen over here.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Ali Breen]

They.

[Pat Godwin]

There's multiple screens all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't be good. No, can't be good.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it isn't. It isn't. I mean, everything in moderation.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless it's this show and we insist that you leave it on the roll.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure. This is act active.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. This is good for you. What was this neurological thing saying? It makes you smarter.

[Josh Arnold]

It said funnier. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes you smarter. It gives men larger penises.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

And women cut back on excessive sexual flags.

[Josh Arnold]

Sexual flatulence. I suffer from the worst sexual.

[Tom Griswold]

Please.

[Pat Godwin]

Two women in England have raised nearly $1.3 million for their startup company with the goal of producing a female urinal. Amber Probin and Hazel McShane founded Pequil with the aim of reducing women's bathroom lines at events and music festivals. They developed a urinal which the user squats over while holding onto handles. Designed to minimize splashback. The urinals are purportedly three times quicker to use than portable toilets. The BBC reports women have now secured the funding to manufacture the next generation urinals and they hope to send them to events in Europe, the United States and Australia.

[Josh Arnold]

Christine. Jess, you probably don't understand what's happening here. So women have to sit down, typically.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't understand the difference between squatting forward or squatting backward. You still have to put your pants down and you still have to go and you still have to wipe. So how is this quicker?

[Tom Griswold]

It's. Remember, they had these. We talked about this before. They had them at Glastonbury. Yes. And that's. Glastonbury is also the place. I don't. I'm just going from memory here. They had the. The, like, almost like a tower. The. The. The. The loo, if you will, was like 15ft off the ground or something. And it would. A lot of it would automatically deposit everything and would immediately be recycled somehow. And they were collecting all the urine to be recycled and all the poop was being. Wow. Yeah. There. It's a big.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

The latest design allows the urinals to be flat packed and stacked, but I still don't understand how it's going to be quicker.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that. First of all, flat packed and stacked sounds like something at the. You know, with the gravy.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it, a Waffle House? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your hash browns.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they call it? How do they call it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Smothered and covered. So if I'm. If I'm visualizing this, it's sort of like you're on a bicycle. Right. You're facing the wall.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're holding onto handles and squatting over.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like you're peeing in a Tron movie.

[Tom Griswold]

A protruding. Whoa. Okay, there it is. There's a drawing. Oh, that's not what I pictured at all.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, those are just toilets.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't understand how it's faster.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right, Christy. I don't get it either.

[Pat Godwin]

There's.

[Josh Arnold]

And you would know way more than. I mean.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I mean, as a woman, you have to pull your pants down.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gonna be more awkward now.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like, though the reviews from Glastonborough were positive.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this. Is this the right thing? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if it could be.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't see the handles.

[Pat Godwin]

We already do this. We already hover.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I don't. Like I said, you're either facing forward or backward.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we know you hover because during the breaks, we watch the videos, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd like a cut of that.

[Tom Griswold]

So the female urinal, I think there's.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot more to be done in that arena. So to Speak. If you're going to be able to pee, you should be able to pee standing up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right. That would be truly peak.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the VIP for a name? No. Vip.

[Josh Arnold]

I like VIP for like a nice. Your bathroom.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice trailer ones.

[Tom Griswold]

You suppose some really rich guy refers to it as V? His. Have you met the Vi. Penis?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet that's happened.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Very important Penis.

[Tom Griswold]

He gets behind the velvet rope every time. Yes, Mr. Penis, come in, please.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Jess and Christy, both skeptical on this?

[Ali Breen]

Very.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, maybe we'll get one in here too, that you guys can try. It'll just be a guy on his knees, I promise you. We have fans. Go ahead, give me all you got.

[Pat Godwin]

You remember the funnel? There was a girl funnel for a while and that seemed like that made the most sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but then.

[Tom Griswold]

But then you've got to clean it before you.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was disposable. It was paper. It was like. It was called Lel. There was another one that was like paper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like a snow cone paper.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But sturdy enough to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Handy. If you want to just get some dippin dots. Put them in here.

[Christy Lee]

I love dippin dots. I'll say that.

[Pat Godwin]

A Victorian era public toilet has been turned into a boutique hotel. According to the BBC, the newly opened hotel called the Nettie is located down a flight of stairs in the middle of a busy road in Oxford, England.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what they call the bathroom there? The Nettie pot.

[Pat Godwin]

Built in 1895, it once served as a gentleman's toilets before closing in 2008 over safety concerns.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there were snakes in the toilets.

[Pat Godwin]

After being closed for 17 years, it was renovated and converted into a one of a kind two suite hotel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. The Nettie retains some original features, including the bathroom floor tiles. And it is named after the old term for the outhouse. The Nettie.

[Josh Arnold]

Nettie is the old term for the out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Air. Pnp. You rent the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cute.

[Christy Lee]

I like that. Big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you guys used an outhouse?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Many times.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're creepy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I didn't mind it. I. There was something I liked about about it.

[Pat Godwin]

My uncle had one at his lake property that was one sided mirror so.

[Tom Griswold]

You could see out while you were.

[Pat Godwin]

Sitting but no one could see in.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that weird? That is weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How much time was he spending there? This guy needs more fiber.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He may have been hiding from people.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

The last time I used an outhouse, I left the door Open so that I could look at the lake that was there.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was one of the best dumps I've ever had. It was really nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Were the people of the family picnic appreciated of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, real man. You're ruining our family.

[Pat Godwin]

People on boats just waving. According to another new survey out there, one in ten children in America rarely ever play outside.

[Josh Arnold]

One in ten.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not too bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it'd be more.

[Pat Godwin]

Results from the University of Michigan national poll on Children's Health reveals 10% of preschoolers and toddlers go outside to play once a week or less. That seems parental anxiety may be a barrier, as four in 10 parents admitted they feel nervous. Nervous when their child strays too far or climbs too high.

[Josh Arnold]

Do parents feel like parental anxiety can be. Can be really harmful to kids?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Yes. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I once saw. I'll never forget this. I was an usher at a movie theater, and this little child was running around her mom like she was standing. The mom was talking to another adult, and the little child was just running around the legs of the mom. And she kept going, please stop that. You're going to hurt yourself. Please stop. You're going to hurt yourself. And finally, she lowered her hand, clotheslined the kid who fell to the ground and started crying. And I prom. And the mom said, I told you you would hurt yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, psycho.

[Josh Arnold]

And I wanted to walk over and go, you. That kid never would have gotten hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Gaslighting in action.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. I remember when I was. When I was a kid, we had the safety patrol at school, and we would cross kids. We had these bamboo. Giant bamboo sticks with flags on the end, like stop signs. And we would raise lower. And we were traffic control, and we would help the kids get across the street. No, no, outside.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that seems like proper. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But they eventually got rid of that because they. They hired adults to come do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's probably okay. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Because they were afraid kids would get hit by a car or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you imagine Tom doing that? I was captured. Captain.

[Pat Godwin]

He was.

[Christy Lee]

Gosh, you love a rule. A little bit of power takes you so far.

[Pat Godwin]

Andy was in the. He was a safety patrol guy, too.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had a. We had a. Like a belt with a. With a sash on it. Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I think if we went to school at the same time, I would have bullied you, if that makes sense.

[Pat Godwin]

He was bullied. That's why he's like. He is.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. I'm getting back.

[Josh Arnold]

Every.

[Tom Griswold]

Every day I'm getting back. But Yeah, I, I, they probably wouldn't let them do that now because they're, I know they're probably insurance stuff, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that was the. One of the big takeaways I took from England. All the kids riding the tube to school every day and their kids. Yeah, that would never happen in the United States by themselves. On the.

[Josh Arnold]

It does. It happens in New York on the subway.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what the age cutoff.

[Josh Arnold]

Is, but yeah, it's, I just think parents. And again, I'm speaking as a non parent, but you can be too cautious. You gotta let your kid fall off the bike every now.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is, this article is essentially saying. This is from U.S. news & World Report. One in ten kids pretty much never plays outside.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And if it's due to parental worry.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S, that's, they're probably, they're probably inside teaching the old guys how to use their phone.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Bobby, how do I get. I can't get this to work.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm grateful I live in a neighborhood where kids are outside playing a lot. Yeah, sometimes it's annoying. I have walked into my backyard and seen two kids with shovels digging large holes in my backyard.

[Pat Godwin]

What are they searching for?

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to bury him after they kill him.

[Josh Arnold]

It was like casino. They have to have the hole ready. No, I go, I go, what are you guys up to? Oh, the dragon lives over there. And so we have to make this moat here.

[Christy Lee]

And then the, I went, all right, you little psychos.

[Josh Arnold]

I go, just be, I go, just don't dig too deep. I mow back here and I don't want to twist my ankle there. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It's either using your imagination.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I wasn't going to curb it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The 1 in 10 kid that won't go outside. Why won't you go outside, Bobby? The WI fi sucks out here. I'm gonna play my games.

[Josh Arnold]

It's impossible to be a kid with that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, a couple things coming up. We're gonna talk with Steve O. Steve O, of course, Famed stunt artiste, if you will, and podcaster, et cetera, et cetera. He's got some stuff going on, a little tour, the Crash and Burn Tour. Also, Ali Breen with Sexy T. Time is on the way, but right now it's time to check in with Prize Picks. Willie G. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Have some fun. And while you're at it working on those picks, don't forget our special Bob and Tom competition. Just go to bob and tom.com contest. Make your NFL picks just pick the winners. Don't have to worry about the spread. You could win that $500 gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. Visit I Hate stevensinger.com to find out what's on the inventory. Just in case you win, we're going to be talking to our winner tomorrow. I forgot to congratulate our winner. By the way, Nick. Nick is out there. A big winner of last week's competition. I'm talking about Mr. Nick Hensley from DeWitt, Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, DeWitt.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like DeLand, but it's DeWitt. Oh, you know what they call it?

[Pat Godwin]

What's it? Why do they call it DeWitt?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's right near Josh Dud.

[Christy Lee]

Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn'T really work. Yeah, there you go. So you got Defix Nick Hensley. He won our pigskin picks. He's got that 500e gift card to Steven Singer. Julius, we'll talk to him tomorrow. Have him pick against Willie since Chick is on vacation. Willie, you better get your picks sorted out for us. Coming up once again we've got a guest will be Steve O. We have history coming and a really cool bear in the news breaking into an unlikely place. We'll find out what that's all about. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lees at the Silac Insurance Company News the.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Have a busy day today, or do you get to relax a little?

[Pat Godwin]

I have a great day. My daughter's home. Viva. So we're gonna hang out.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonderful.

[Pat Godwin]

I started watching Stranger Things for the first time.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fun one.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah. So she and I are gonna probably watch some TV later.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Pat Godwin's there. Hello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Brought in some lentils this morning. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did.

[Josh Arnold]

They are delicious. There's Willie G at the prize pick sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

I'm laughing, thinking about me watching Stranger Things with my dad.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

So it's an alien or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Don't spoil it for me. I've only seen one episode.

[Christy Lee]

Don't worry.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't worry.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't ruin anything. I think I did. What is he, like some kind of evil flower behind the wall? What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Ruin anything?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know, missing.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what's going on.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold, the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom and I guess Stranger Things is going to be starting back up in December.

[Pat Godwin]

Final season, right?

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Now that they're all.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say. Are they all on Medicare yet? I'm the only show I'm watching right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Marvin just got married to Jon Bon Jovi's kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In real life. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm watching the show called Task.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a great show. I really enjoyed that.

[Pat Godwin]

What's that about?

[Christy Lee]

Season finale was Sunday. It's the mirror of East Town, folks. The TV show. The detective kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's cool.

[Christy Lee]

It's like Delco kind of Philly accents. Talk like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it dark?

[Tom Griswold]

It is dark. It's great. Oh, cool. That guy will. The guy that plays Robbie will win the me, even though it's so good in it. Yeah, I agree. That's. That's amazing. But I haven't seen the last episode, so don't tell me. I have. It's pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

Turns out the whole time it was the cartel. That's what Mark Ruffalo was an alien?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The one of the shows I watched last year did that to me.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. Was an alien, it turned out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was alf. And we told you from the beginning. Well, apparently this family has some sort of hairy dwarf.

[Tom Griswold]

Pissed me off. Time now to check out our little history lesson. Do we have the proper music time.

[Josh Arnold]

Now for our history lesson. There's the proper music.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what is today?

[Pat Godwin]

August 22nd.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool. We got some good stuff going on.

[Josh Arnold]

October 22nd.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I meant. October.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not going to help me. Oh, Here we go. 1797. What did Monsieur Andre Jacques Gonorrhine do? Anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

No, don't know Gonorrhine.

[Tom Griswold]

He did something based on something that Leonardo da Vinci came up with. Any guesses?

[Christy Lee]

Helicopter.

[Tom Griswold]

Close. He jumped the first. He made the first. I should say, parachute jump.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And successful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, the first. Successful.

[Pat Godwin]

I was gonna say, probably a lot of people tried before.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A lot of innovators.

[Josh Arnold]

Pierre le Splat.

[Tom Griswold]

He would die years later. Not during a parachute jump. He was constructing a balloon for another stunt and a beam fell on his head and killed him.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

But, wow, that would just take. How that would take such balls to be the first guy to do it.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It says, by the way, the first jump was not smooth. The parachute oscillated violently, but he landed safely, astonishing the crowd. He jumped from a hydrogen balloon 3200ft above Paris. Did you try that off your garage when you were a kid?

[Josh Arnold]

I never did.

[Pat Godwin]

Just getting ready to say, taking a sheet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Start sheet, bed sheet.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody taking a sheet off the bed.

[Josh Arnold]

And kids don't do that. Use an umbrella.

[Pat Godwin]

Works for Mary Bobbins.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. 1897, the world's first car dealer opened in London.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

What's he gonna. Now, what's it gonna. The first thing is, what's it gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Take to get me to get you into this horseless carriage?

[Pat Godwin]

Let me go talk to my manager.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. Let's see. Ringling Brothers Greatest show on Earth. Bought the Barnum and Bailey Circus. That's where you had that kind of cumbersome name, the Ringling Brothers. Barnum and Bailey Circus.

[Christy Lee]

Created a circus monopoly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Terrible stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you always think it was like, barnum, Ringling and Bailey, Ringling?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't, but I don't remember remember really giving it much thought.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I just remember going once.

[Tom Griswold]

Once?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Only once?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're bringing it back now, right? Without the animals. Isn't that what's happening? And is it still the Ringling Brothers?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

They're still doing the tricks that the animals would have done, but with men.

[Tom Griswold]

Make the men do it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's just one man holding a chair to another man whipping.

[Tom Griswold]

That would. That would that would make some people. People very, very hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I never. My problem with the circus. I've mentioned this before, the three ring thing. I can't focus in any way in normal life, but now there's three things going on at the same time.

[Pat Godwin]

I never got that.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got some incredible thing happening over here on the left, but you got to take your eyes away from that because there's some lady hanging from her ponytail over here, spinning around, and the guy might drop her. No, it's too much. Can't stand it. See, now, the first televised football game. The Brooklyn Dodgers, a football team, played the Philadelphia Eagles in 1939.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

The. How about this one? Paul McCartney denies rumors of his death on this date in 1969.

[Josh Arnold]

You can deny it all you want, Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

This, now, this is important. 1966, the Beach Boys Good Vibrations debuts on the charts.

[Josh Arnold]

A masterpiece.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's absolutely. It's the best. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I used to take umbrage with the phrase, she's giving me excitations.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I will allow that.

[Josh Arnold]

I allow that. I have let it slide.

[Christy Lee]

You. You've ruined a few songs for me. Don't know much about science, but Book.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Christy Lee]

That. What a Wonderful World. But that one lyric. You made a joke about it one time.

[Josh Arnold]

They gave up.

[Christy Lee]

I hate it. I just. I just hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he say book or books?

[Christy Lee]

Book. Book says science.

[Tom Griswold]

Book.

[Christy Lee]

Don't know much science book in the French.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't know much about science.

[Tom Griswold]

Book.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's not all you don't know much about. Don't know much about English. Book.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say. I will let it pass.

[Josh Arnold]

There's also a poetic license.

[Christy Lee]

What's the cash?

[Josh Arnold]

Zip your lip like a padlock. Padlocks don't zip.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a mixed metaphor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but I let it slide because I would like to have sex with her.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you feel the same way about that terrible lyric in that song by America.

[Josh Arnold]

I would like to sleep with all of America. And I don't mean the band, just.

[Tom Griswold]

The two live guys, just the country. Okay, good. Oh, on a. On a reverse note of a quality. ABBA's song Waterloo in 2005, voted the best song in the Eurovision. In the history of Eurovision.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

It is my favorite song about a Napoleonic battle.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Christopher Lloyd, who is now.

[Pat Godwin]

Which one?

[Tom Griswold]

He's the Back to future Jim from the guy from Back to the Future.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He now. He now is the age that he looked in all of his movies. He's terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

Terrific. He is wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

So great. Born way back in 1938.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

38. Born in 52. Jeff Goldblum, another great. And he's. Is he in the new Wicked. Is that the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is in Wicked wizard, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he plays Oz, the great and powerful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, neat. Dr. Oz. Oh, and you know who this is? I'll ask. I'll ask you this, Ms. Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1990. Jonathan. Lip Nicky.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. He's the kid from Tom Cruise's movie the human headway.

[Tom Griswold]

Six pounds.

[Pat Godwin]

Jerry Maguire.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's 35 now.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

35. Wow. Yeah. Lip Nikki also stands for what happens, ladies, when you get a little careless down there while shaving. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's Nick Lippy.

[Tom Griswold]

Not Nick Lippy.

[Christy Lee]

Not tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a Lip Nicky.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And the great Leslie west, born on this date in 1945, Mississippi Queen, the great band Mountain.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

We closed with that one.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like what I was expecting.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying I don't like it. It's just I. I didn't know who Leslie west was. Yeah, I still don't. Is that the Mississippi Queen they're singing about?

[Tom Griswold]

He was called.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a Man in the band?

[Tom Griswold]

Leslie is a man. Yeah. And he was. He made an album called the Great Fatsby.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he was a very large man at one point.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he ended up losing a great deal of way. He was in here. He.

[Pat Godwin]

He lost us.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he, sadly, is gone. But that's a terrific song. And I will allow Cajun Queen. You know, when you hear New Orleans and Cajun Queen, as a general rule, I go, I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Pat Godwin]

Why? Yeah, I'm with Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Seems very appropriate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That's where the Cajun queens are in New Orleans.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell's your problem?

[Tom Griswold]

I just. The word is accuracy is hack. That should be a bumper sticker. Accuracy is hacked. People behind you going, what the hell? Stay back. This guy must be a conspiracy theorist. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bottom and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Take it.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Yeah, there's Pat. Godwin Hello. Jessica Alsman joins us. Hello. Willie G. Is at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer Jewelers Sidekick chair. And Tom, I believe we're joined by a very special guest on the Zoom.

[Tom Griswold]

Or we're gonna try to hook up. There we go. It's famed stunt artiste, podcaster, tattoo victim, It's Steve O. Good morning, sir. How are you?

[Steve O]

Good morning, everybody. I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's good to see you. Are you. I can't tell where you are. Are you at your house?

[Steve O]

Well, yeah, I moved to Tennessee. I live on a ranch, sort of a deal and I got an animal sanctuary here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Pat Godwin]

That's really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of animals do you have?

[Steve O]

So far we got goats and pigs and dogs and cats, but soon to be cows and donkeys and chickens and all kinds of things.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you name all of them?

[Steve O]

Sure do.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool. Now what? How many dogs do you have?

[Steve O]

At the moment I've got four.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's great. Yeah, I've only got two. At one point I had six. Then other heads prevail. What are the names of your dogs?

[Steve O]

I've got Wendy from the streets of Peru. I've got Moon Pie and Frank and Leela.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent. That's sweet. That's sweet. We're talking with Steve O, who I would describe as a stunt artiste, a comedian, a podcaster, and many things Steve O Can be. You can find everything you need to know about Steve O on the farm [e-mail] and you've got the Crash and Burn tour up and running. Tell me exactly what's happening.

[Steve O]

Well, it's a multimedia comedy show. It. It's kind of like a Jackass movie meets a stand up show. And what's special about that is that when I film on my own, I don't have to worry about laws or insurance or anything like that. So I get to go a little extra crazy. And yeah, it's. It's a lot of fun. It's. If I got my tours kicking off and November and December and I'm super excited to bring it everywhere, man.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Steve O]

It's extra filthy and genuinely hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. You live in person and correct.

[Steve O]

Yeah, it's a multimedia show, so I like the really big heavy stuff. The Jackass type stunt stuff has been filmed exclusively for the show over the last couple of years. And yeah, it's like I said, it's a Jackass movie meets a stand up.

[Tom Griswold]

Show right type situation without violating any HIPAA regulations. What artificial parts of your body are, like. Do you have, like, fake bones? Fake teeth? Your eyes, are they real? What's happening? Wait a minute. You're reaching into his mouth.

[Steve O]

It's missing teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. Pulls out a partial. Do you have any? How many bones have you broken in the course of your artistic stunt work?

[Steve O]

Well, when I get that question, I have to clarify if. If we're counting teeth as bones, because that ups the number a lot. If we. If we're counting teeth, I'm well into the 20s. If we're not counting teeth, then sitting around a dozen, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you're famous for your tattoo. You've got a tattoo of yourself on your back. When you were in the studio. Studio with this. You showed it to us, and it's. It's full. It's full size. But what was your. What was. Are you gonna show us? Oh, cool. Wait a minute. Ladies and gentlemen, Steve O. Takes off his shirt. Wow. Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

It is awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

That was you when you were younger and more handsome.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna be nice to him. Come on. Steve O. Dot com. For all the information about the tour.

[Josh Arnold]

Steve O. Does your show have audience participation?

[Steve O]

Audience participation isn't really part of the deal, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so you don't have anybody come.

[Tom Griswold]

Up and swallow a hook?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Steve O]

The bar for what can happen on the stage. You know, the bar is just really high, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you have, obviously, the famous tattoo I was leading to. What was your first tattoo, do you remember?

[Steve O]

Sure. I got a little flower on my hip.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go. Wow. So obviously those were in the drinking days.

[Josh Arnold]

Steve O.

[Tom Griswold]

What's above your eyebrow?

[Josh Arnold]

What's above your eyebrow there?

[Steve O]

I got. Can I show it here?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a phallus. Were you asleep? Might have to blur that.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve O, have you ever had any of the tattoos removed?

[Steve O]

I have. I had profanity on my knuckles. I had the S word and the F word.

[Christy Lee]

Do the classics.

[Steve O]

I skated through life for over a decade with those tattoos on my knuckles, and I was very proud.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that when sobriety finally kicked in and you went, wait a minute.

[Steve O]

I had been sober for five years. Five or six years when I got them removed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. Glad you got rid of them. Did that hurt, by the way, having them taken off?

[Steve O]

It definitely hurts, but it's quick.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let me ask you this. What's your most recent tattoo? Have you gotten one lately?

[Steve O]

Oh, my. Oh, man. You're Gonna love it.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gonna show us again, ladies and gentlemen. Pulling up his bed.

[Josh Arnold]

We see etv, the extra testicle. It is indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's a testicle, but it looks kind of like ET's face.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to credit the artist. That is a piece of work. Speaking of a piece of work, our guest is Stevo.

[Josh Arnold]

If you ran into Spielberg, would you show him that?

[Steve O]

I would love to, yeah. I asked, I asked Chat JPT if I could make T shirts of that and, and it said that that would be a copyright violation, which is a little bit, A little bit upset.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, I think if it's a satiric intent, might get you, get you pretty far with that. Our guest is Steve O. I like to describe him as a stunt artiste, a podcaster, a broadcaster, and a stand up comedian. He's got the Crash and Burn tour out there up and running beginning November 6th in Bristol, Tennessee. And you're now living on a farm, which is awesome and I just think it's so cool. And you're gonna get some more dogs and cats and goats. Do you have any, like, ducks or anything?

[Steve O]

No, no ducks, but we've got pigs and goats at the moment and a lot of new fencing going up to, to create new enclosures for cows and donkeys. That's next. And, and then the chickens is going to be fun too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool. Do you have any horses?

[Steve O]

Now, I understand taking care of horses is particularly ambitious, expensive and, and involved, so I think that's something we're gonna have to kind of work our way up towards.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but being on the road, you're gonna have to be having someone attend to the farm, obviously.

[Steve O]

Yeah, I've already, already got my ranch hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sounds like you're living the good life. I'm so happy for you. Glad you're doing well.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

Before we let you go, can you describe one of the new stunts without giving away something or.

[Steve O]

There's a theme of the show which is me being a human crash test dummy. So I'll tell you that there are numerous violent crashes in it. And like, the other theme of the show is me confronting middle age. You know, if you can believe it, I made it into my 50s and that came with a lot of.

[Christy Lee]

A.

[Steve O]

Lot of anxiety and gratitude and just kind of confusion and trying to figure out what being 50 looks like and determined to be badass and raise the bar one more time. It was a war, but it's a worthy show.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad you survived. And thanks for talking to us. We appreciate it. Once again, all the information'[e-mail] Previews of the tour and some of the jackass esque stunts done by stunt artists, etc, Mr. Steve O. Thanks, Steve. It's always a pleasure. You're looking good.

[Steve O]

Likewise, man. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're looking good.

[Josh Arnold]

Take care. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice guy. We've had him in the studio and yes, you're saying to yourself he's insane, of course, but it appears that the, the concussions haven't taken away any of his soulness. He's got an animal guy, so you gotta love him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I loved those movies growing up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't try this at home, kids. That's the, that's, that's the key to those things. Now coming up, we're going to switch gears and go from the ranch to the bedroom with Ali Breen and sexy time. But first, it is quiz time.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And Christy Lee is right over there. And what we're going to do is find out about annuities. We've been talking about them a lot. I didn't even know what they, what it was all about. Annuities are about when you retire, having a steady income and a guaranteed income and. Well, to find out what they mean, you have to go to the Silac people. So we have some questions for Christy Lee. Stepping in for Chick Magee. Okay, here we go. You've been learning about annuities.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

We've talked about the Silac insurance Company. Here's the Christy Lee three. Three questions. Dear Christy, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. What is the Silac website address?

[Pat Godwin]

That's easy. Silac ins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, very good. I have question number two for Christine Kaylee. This is amazing. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where can I learn more about this?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's super easy. Go to silacins.com and just click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good, Very good. Last question. Dear Christy Lee, would it be too much to ask with your mellifluous voice, could you read the Silac disclaimer?

[Pat Godwin]

Happy to. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial Advisor terms and conditions apply. See silacins.comdisclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, it's Ally Breen with sexy time. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie G. He's at the Prizepix sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, gang, football's heating up and basketball is back. So download the Prizepix app and use code code Tom and get 50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Willie. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. And Tom, it's time for one of our favorite segments of the week.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sexy time. We're gonna get to the sexy. There she is. It's Ally Breen.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Allie.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. I will remind you Ali's a stand up comic. Speaking of comedy, Willie G. Hey. And Greg Hahn on the road at Go Bananas. Coming up in greater Cincinnati starting tomorrow night, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Also Pat Godwin. Saturday only in Mason City, Illinois, at Mason City Limits. And now, broadcasting from her apartment with her librarian glasses on, it's the lovely Allie Breen. Hey, Allie.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Ali Breen]

I'm in full librarian mode. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

You look great. Now, let's get right to it. The way this show works, we try to help people with their love lives and we're struggling to be successful. But we'll try today to see if we can help anybody out. What do you got?

[Ali Breen]

That is not true. We're killing. It is the case. Dear Allie, I'm dating a girl who doesn't shave and she has hair everywhere. Armpits, legs. Yes, but also belly and nipples. I do a fair amount of my own manscaping. Can I ask her to shave or make it seem like a fun, sexy activity? If I show shave for her, is that going to cause a problem? Anyone have any experience with this?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I've never came across that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've just vomited a little in my mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom's not into hair.

[Christy Lee]

I do like the idea of trying to make this a fun, sexy activity. Being like, you know, we should bring in the bedroom, sweetheart, tweezers and eraser.

[Pat Godwin]

But she obviously likes a lady's legs before.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it can be.

[Josh Arnold]

I was real nervous the whole time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it can be kind of hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she liked it. I was just like, I'm so afraid I'm gonna it nail you.

[Steve O]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That ankle bone is dangerous. Be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, I. I get that. Maybe suggesting to do it would be the only way to do it, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but it sounds like this is her thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's her thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She's gonna take us down.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would. I would immediately ran the other. Run the other way.

[Pat Godwin]

I think he might need to look somewhere else if that's. If he's not into that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's a lot of these annoying women. They want to have body hair. Some people call them feminists. I call them My sister Lucy. It's just gross. Just shaved off.

[Tom Griswold]

He's of kind.

[Christy Lee]

No, people just. If you don't want to shave. Like, some people have razor sensitivity issues. Like, there's a million reasons she could be doing this, and I think you've just got to be on board with it, man. If that's what she wants, that's what she wants.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there in. In the. In the. In the world of lesbian relationships, is. Is hair a big thing? Is there more or less than in hetero? Do we have a beat on that?

[Ali Breen]

I have no idea. I mean, even in regular heterosexual relationships, there has to be a guy who's really into hairy widow, Right? Like, it has to be a thing just for people in general in some way.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. If it's more for lesbian, but that is, like, a choice, like Willie said. And so it is more of a feminist or, like hippie choice. So maybe it is more in the lesbian community. I have no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The girls on my softball team still.

[Pat Godwin]

Shaved, so I don't know if it is purely lesbian or if it's just.

[Christy Lee]

Like, yeah, I don't want to shave.

[Tom Griswold]

Deal with it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Right.

[Ali Breen]

Like, I'm just lazy and she's a mammal. She's just lazy. He could maybe make it a fun activity.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, she sounds like a. Like an orang. I mean, she's got hair and used to hair in her nipples.

[Christy Lee]

And I've seen that in pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Good save.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's move forward here. We're talking with Allie Breen. The show is Sexy Time. What else have we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend's a little freaky, which is usually fine, but sometimes kind of exhausting. His latest thing is he likes to lay in the shower and have me pee on him right before I shower.

[Tom Griswold]

All right?

[Ali Breen]

And then he stays in the shower and we shower together.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Not really a big deal. It didn't affect me in a big way, so not worried about it. But now he likes his head under Me so that I pee into his mouth?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

It went too far. I can't keep doing this. I'm dreading mornings. How can I patrim good without making. Making him think I'm not fun?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, first of all, I hope you have a really good toothbrush.

[Josh Arnold]

Toothpaste. I think you can honestly say. Hey, honey, I really have a lot of fun with you. I'll be honest. This peeing thing isn't really for me. But I don't. I. But I want you to know I'm willing to have fun in other ways and. And stuff like that and just see how he responds.

[Christy Lee]

What if this is, like, the best guy she's ever dated? What if this is her, like, number one boyfriend?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, in that case, she should. She should be able to say something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What if this is stupid? Step one.

[Josh Arnold]

It could be Tom's really worried about number two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. I want to go right to three. Eat this spoiled deviled egg.

[Tom Griswold]

Could he just pee into a cup.

[Pat Godwin]

In the morning and she just pour it into his mouth?

[Christy Lee]

Like, would that knock it out? No, that's like you're going to the doctor's office every day.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's the gross part.

[Christy Lee]

That's no fun.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think he wants it hot off. Fresh from the tap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this. This may be for a proper question for a qualified psychiatrist.

[Christy Lee]

Fresh from the tab.

[Josh Arnold]

I really did give you a real. A good answer.

[Christy Lee]

A coca bottle is pretty good, but sometimes you want it from that McDonald's tab.

[Pat Godwin]

Direct from the source.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Crushed ice fountain. Okay, let's move on. Once again, if you want to reach Ali Breen, you can find her on social media. A L L I B R E E N. And also on OnlyFans at A L L I B. Okay, Ally. Whatever you got.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my husband plays video games almost all night long and I have to wake up early for work. He works from home, so it doesn't really affect him. I finally blew up about it and his solution is that we'll just sleep in separate rooms. We've only been married for about nine months, and is it crazy to say, am I more important than video games or is this going to be a.

[Tom Griswold]

Fight not worth having if you're sleeping. What's the difference? He's not playing video games in bed, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like. Sounds like he's playing video games in the bedroom. Right. Or why would they have to have separate bedrooms?

[Tom Griswold]

He's just not coming.

[Ali Breen]

Maybe it's just because he gets to bed so late. Maybe you know what I mean? Like, right. Yeah, that's because it doesn't sound like that would be crazy. If he's playing video games in the bedroom while she's sleeping.

[Tom Griswold]

Let the toys.

[Pat Godwin]

It's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, there's no way you believe that.

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, separate bedrooms, I get.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, separate bedrooms. And let him play video games.

[Josh Arnold]

What I'm saying is you aren't for him playing video games loudly in the bedroom.

[Pat Godwin]

They're sharing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Can he put on headphones so he's talking to people, though, right, Willie?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, potentially, you have lights. I mean, the light of the TV would bother me. I couldn't have that in my room.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think the separate bedrooms is going to kill your marriage.

[Ali Breen]

I feel like it's not going to solve anything. I bet she's annoyed, though, that he's literally just zoned in as an adult playing video games all night and not.

[Pat Godwin]

Paying attention to her. That's what.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, exactly. I feel like that's probably actually the issue.

[Josh Arnold]

This.

[Christy Lee]

Video games are so fun and women just hate them. You guys just hate video games.

[Pat Godwin]

Something I don't ever have. I've never had this in my life, so I don't know. So I can't really comment. Do you play video games?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't, because it's what I would do. You know what I'm saying? I don't own a gaming. A gaming system, because all of a sudden, it'd look up in nine hours will have passed.

[Christy Lee]

There's a great quote by the wide receiver Chad Ochocinko, formerly Chad Johnson, and he goes, man, a girl. Girls will break up with you. Girls will leave you behind. You know, it's not going to leave me. FIFA, you know, it's not going to leave me Fortnite, you know, it's not going to leave. And it's. Yeah, it's always there. It's comforting. But, yeah, I mean, make sure you and your guy should be. If he was working out constantly and that was bothering you, that'd be an issue. If he was doing. Don't look at video games as the hobby, as the issue. Just see how you guys can get more hangout time together. Because that does seem to be the issue, that you're just in bed alone and you feel like he's not. Like he's ignoring you or something.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, why don't you go be happy or annoyed if she was all of a sudden, like, starting to play video game. If she's like, I'll just play with you.

[Christy Lee]

That's the most annoying thing I've ever heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

You want to join the fantasy football league, honey? That'd be great. Let's manage the team together, babe.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, many guys have called their handyman and ordered gallows made when the wife goes, I'm going to take up golf. O, grave. Okay, let's move on. We're talking with Ally Breen. A L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I spell it because that's how you find her on social media with your love troubles. I think we're doing great so far. Let's get to our next letter.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, when me and my boyfriend see cute girls, he'll always make a joke about turning our relationship into an open relationship or having a threesome. I know he's kidding, but it gets annoying and kind of insulting. Should I start making insulting jokes back at him to make him feel that or just be honest and tell him it hurts my feelings?

[Tom Griswold]

Things.

[Pat Godwin]

What the hell? People just obviously joke about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, yeah, maybe she'll know what to do with me. My God, that's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that one.

[Christy Lee]

He's not kidding. He's not kidding. He's testing. He's throwing it out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he really joking on the level?

[Christy Lee]

Joking on the square.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, right, one of those. Like, are you in? No, I'm not into it. Unless you're into it. Right? Like.

[Pat Godwin]

But if she's interesting cute guys and started doing that, how would he react?

[Tom Griswold]

Packed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like you're.

[Ali Breen]

That's what she's saying. I think she should start doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Then what if he says yeah, great. Go tell Lloyd to come on over. We'll do the devil's three way. You can't back down.

[Pat Godwin]

Win. Win for her, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Now you've got two gay guys making it.

[Christy Lee]

L. What is this huge jump, cuz? Lloyd was a weird name for you to go to. You think all gay men are named Lloyd, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

We can't solve this, but let's move on. What else we got, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, when me and my. Oh, sorry. My last girlfriend cheated on me with one of my friends and they ended up staying together and it broke my heart. I stopped talking to both of them. But the other day she texted me telling me how much she regretted it and she really wanted to hang out. I said yes. And then I just found out from my friend that they broke up because he cheated on her. So now I feel like I'm just back up and a Walking mat. What do I do here?

[Pat Godwin]

It's because you are.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that sounds cold, but yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, look, Nick Foles won a Super bowl coming off the bench, all right, man. You don't feel bad that you're the B squad? You're in there, you're playing the game.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I say you bail. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

She's losing him.

[Christy Lee]

I really need some self worth, don't I?

[Ali Breen]

I'm kind of with Willie on this, though, if you want to be with her. And she's back. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, and I. And I think people can be forgiven and should be and stuff, like. But, boy, you worked hard on getting over that. And I'd hate to say it is true.

[Ali Breen]

It sounds like she's not coming back. If he was still around. She's only back because the other guy left her. I mean, that's tough.

[Christy Lee]

Also not the question you're asking. Your friend must be charming and handsome as hell. This guy's just out here hanging out with every lady.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Charisma killed everyone's wives and girlfriends.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, sometimes I wish on this show. Remember the old click and clack, the Tapit brothers show? The car talk?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And every once in a while, they. They would talk to someone. Then two years later, they'd call them to see how their Toyota Corolla was running now that they'd fixed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But, you know, sometimes we'd get a. We'd get a phone, get a letter from someone. Hey, thanks for your advice. And then talk about whether it worked or did. Yeah. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Or more likely, thanks for ruining my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hey, look, you're stupid enough to write us. What do you think's gonna happen? Okay, we're speaking with Ali Breen. Let's get to our next letter on the sexy time.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my wife has a huge family and I have a small one, so my family stays with us for the holidays, and she thinks that means her family should, too. But when they stay at our house, we don't have enough rooms for everyone, so they literally bring sleeping mats or sleeping bags or whatever they need and camp out all over the house. She said with travel, they can't really afford a hotel, and it's only for a few days, but I can't take it. So I proposed that I go out and stay at my own hotel while they're there. And she started crying and got really upset, and now I'm stuck. Any advice?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You just made a huge error.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you got us just sticking out.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it's always suck it up.

[Christy Lee]

It's only, you gotta go camping too inside.

[Tom Griswold]

It's only fair. If your family feel there's. If they stay at your house, they get to stay. The other's family gets to stay too. You'll be fine.

[Pat Godwin]

It's fun, actually.

[Christy Lee]

It is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I just get it.

[Christy Lee]

It's a good time.

[Pat Godwin]

But what if you pay for their hotel room that way?

[Ali Breen]

It sounds like it's a lot of hotel rooms though if they're bringing like sleeping bags and it's gonna suck, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

You just gotta suck. It's gotta suck a couple days. But that's being. From what I understand, it's being married, a lot of it sucks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, compromise sucks. Means the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

I just love the idea of this guy being like, oh, I could be surrounded by my in laws or I could be in a hotel bed. I have two beds. One has pizza on it. I'm sleeping in the other one. I'm watching Mythbusters on tv, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got video games. And watching hairy women in porno ties it all together. We have time for one more letter. Ali Breen.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend of six years doesn't want to get married because he's been married twice before. Once was a green card marriage and once was a real marriage that he has one child from. But he said he'll never get married again. I'm mad at him because why should I pay for the mistakes he made? And it's not about marriage itself. It should be about the person.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Ali Breen]

Like the first two were wrong, but I should be the right one. Can I get him to lock it down or do you think there's any coming out of this?

[Christy Lee]

Dad, want to take over here?

[Tom Griswold]

Christie, I think is the one. I mean.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you mean? I never.

[Tom Griswold]

How many times you been married?

[Pat Godwin]

I've been married four, but it's not because I didn't want to get married.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When I was a kid, I asked you if you're going to get remarried and you told me marriage is for suckers. I was 8 years old.

[Josh Arnold]

And did you learn anything from that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that marriage is for suckers. I'm 32 and I'm single, so I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty darn good advice.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I don't want to throw Jessica under the bus. No. I grew up listening to the show and I thought marriage was for suckers.

[Tom Griswold]

Basically.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

How did I end up over here? Well, she's going to have to.

[Pat Godwin]

He's not going to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sell him on the. The. The. The. The good points of it. That's all I can think of.

[Josh Arnold]

One thing that won't work is nagging him about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Or the ultimate.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying that you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, save the nagging until you're married.

[Ali Breen]

What if he just gets her a ring, but they never get married?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's the old you. Could be a partnership. That happened.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think that's what she wants, though? Does she want to get, like, eloped or does she want to get married? I think she probably wants to get married.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, right. In the fairy tale. She just wants. She wants to have that security.

[Christy Lee]

Just be like, dude, don't you want all your friends to come over, get an open bar for the day? It'll be a wedding. It'll be great.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, Party.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's a security issue for most. She could offer to sign a prenup. Then there you go. What scares you?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm legitimately having, like, a panic attack. I never realized how detrimental this segment was to my own.

[Ali Breen]

Wait, Josh, have you ever had anyone try to pressure you into getting married or people just know up front?

[Josh Arnold]

I have not had anybody try to pressure me into getting married. And look, I've been in serious relationships and. And, you know, I joke that I'm a commitment foe, but I can't commit. I just. It is hard. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, if you want to reach Ali, it's a L, L I B R E E N. Allie Breen. Are you on the. On the road this weekend? Are you in New York?

[Josh Arnold]

What's going on?

[Ali Breen]

I'm in New York. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm down.

[Ali Breen]

My friend PJ used to have a club when I started. Started this club, the Comedy Village in Midtown. And Bill Burr went down there a bunch and helped him advertise. It's gotten really good. So I've been down there a lot on the weekend. Weekends. It's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Makes a great Thanksgiving gift. Ah, I'd like steak or turkey. Well, let me see. I'll take the steak. Okay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Jessica Altman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Willie G at the prize pick sports desk. Hey, Ace Cosby across the way. I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And Tom, we have still quite a bit to talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I was, I would be remiss how you say this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going over the birthdays and today in history And I forgot Orville Richard Burrell.

[Josh Arnold]

Orville Burrell. Is it Ty Burrell?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Anyone?

[Pat Godwin]

Richard?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want a little bit of a hint? Hint?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. That's Shaggy's real name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Shaggy. Born in 1968.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't me.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that, by the way, that's not the dog.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the dog's friend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because there was the Shaggy dog who then became the Shaggy Da. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Bar exam. Yeah, that's. That's a great movie. Al Pacino's going out of order real loud. You're out of order.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not Scooby Doo and it's not Shaggy. It's. It's the singer Shaggy.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we love him. Was that his biggest hit?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's one of them for sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Mr. Bombastic.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Bombastic is huge, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Congratulations. He's having a nice birthday today. So there you go. Now. Now we can get back to the action. Pat, have you played a song at all this morning?

[Christy Lee]

No, I've just been sitting here enjoying the show.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Sexy time.

[Josh Arnold]

Hairy women.

[Tom Griswold]

Patty G. Saturday only. Mason City, Illinois. What did I say?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I'm just clarifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Saturday only, you'll be on stage Willie G at Go Bananas with Greg Hahn.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I got some tickets on my Instagram at Willy Griswold. Check it out, gang.

[Tom Griswold]

Gonna free be fun Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

And Sunday gonna eat Skyline, gonna eat Gold Star. Another regional chili spot. I might do chili every day. Get a little crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Good for you.

[Christy Lee]

Fall is chili season.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure it is. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Very much so.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, a couple of things. We had an interesting new story this morning. A guy was arrested in the back of a Toyota Corolla. A mid-90s issue Corolla in Bangkok.

[Pat Godwin]

We should.

[Tom Griswold]

We should probably was in Thailand, the home of SmartSection sexuality, where and this guy was apparently inserting pearl. Doing a pearling procedure into the male members of clients. Which he learned to do, I guess, on the Internet. And the process would put lumps in the. In the aforementioned male member.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't know why we want.

[Josh Arnold]

That, but it just looked like big zits on your shaft.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a crazy place to get Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

You've had an issue with that? Oh, well, near there.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking about strange places that.

[Christy Lee]

We get acne in the break when.

[Josh Arnold]

We were off the air.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know that one time I got a pimple on my balls? I saw it in the bathroom stall. I used to get them on my.

[Josh Arnold]

Face or I would never such a.

[Christy Lee]

Place like a pimple on my balls. I was checking out my sack. It was hiding by my crack. You must check yourself alarm. So I bumps both big and small. I got a pimple on my balls. How did I get the hell down there? Hiding in my pubic hair. It is quite a spectacle. A pustule on my testicles. Should I leave it?

[Tom Griswold]

Should I pop?

[Christy Lee]

Is so big my needle mop. I could use some Clearasil or an anti acne pill.

[Josh Arnold]

I could got a pimple of my balls.

[Christy Lee]

Girls get bumps in their vagina when they shave to make it shine. Pimples on their naughty bits. They get zits on their. Don't say it. I got a pimple on my balls. I check my satchel every fall Must do self examination Sometimes leads to masturbation.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a P up my ball and we're done.

[Christy Lee]

There should be applause and love jubilation.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't that the. The song that they removed from Coco?

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice. Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Moana. My ball.

[Tom Griswold]

What ethnicity was our singer?

[Christy Lee]

Just don't ask. It's if. If you ask, then it's bad. No, we don't know. It's just silly.

[Tom Griswold]

It's something vague, lovely European. Okay, fine. Good to know. Well, before we exit here, what else is happening? Christy, we missed anything.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy. We have to get to our bear story. Probably that could be coming real quick because we're running out of time. Officials at California Sequoia Park Zoo say a wild bear broke into the zoo and mingled with the bears through a fence.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, what you guys doing here?

[Pat Godwin]

The zoo said staff discovered that in interloping, black bear was discovered.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys have a buffet.

[Pat Godwin]

When they were conducting a daily inspection.

[Josh Arnold]

I already performed a Johnny Cash song and then just left.

[Pat Godwin]

Eureka. Police officers were called to the scene to keep park goers safe, while a California Department of Fish and Wildlife warden worked with zoo staff to coax the black bear into the wilds of Sequoia Park. The zoo said the bear did not break into any animal enclosures, nor did it come into contact with any human visitors. It merely stayed on the zoo's boardwalk path, but was going nose to nose with other bears through the fencing of their habitats.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, sure, he sees a bunch of his buddies.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, anybody need a conjugal?

[Pat Godwin]

You guys are getting three squares a day. That looks like a nice deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding. Wait a second. I'm out here hunting my ass off. You guys are just sitting there showing off, you know, flashing to little kids for half. Hey, I'm a barrel.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, Look, I don't want to scare you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna go take a look.

[Josh Arnold]

There is a lion.

[Tom Griswold]

Right down.

[Josh Arnold]

There are little bears. They hang from trees and eat bananas.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not nice. There's some little blonde girl robbing my house. I hope you guys are okay. Oh, well, thank you very much, Christy, and once again, thank you. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show. The super morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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