The BOB & TOM Show – October 27, 2025

Hosts: Bob, Tom, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Ace Cosby, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay
Podcast Theme: Comedy, conversation, news, and listener interaction, live sports recaps, and offbeat stories
Date: October 27, 2025

Episode Overview

This episode blends Halloween spirit, NFL and sports banter, off-the-wall humor, and classic BOB & TOM goofiness. The crew riffs on everything from NFL games and “Monster Mash” parodies to odd news—like cat poop coffee, Guinness records, and a massive nut brittle. Frequent callbacks and playful, sometimes irreverent banter provide an authentic BOB & TOM morning radio experience.

Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Halloween Kickoff & Monster Mash Parody

[00:16 – 03:28]

• The team delivers a live, comic rendition of “Monster Mash.”
• Character bits (Dick Mango, Christy’s “brassiere”), ribald asides, breaking the fourth wall.
• Early morning energy, quick banter: “Joshi, take your hands off that pizza and out of your pants.” – Dick Mango ([02:57])

2. NFL Picks, Sports Talk, and Gambling Scandals

[04:07 – 08:46]

• Chick discusses sports picks and missing early-morning European NFL games.
• Speculation on future NFL bye weeks and player unions.
• Detailed, highly irreverent dissection of load management and “cheating” scandals in NBA poker games.
• Notable quote:
  • “It’s not about money. It’s about the thrill. … The action is the juice.” – Tom ([08:13 – 08:26])

3. Odd News: Cat Poop Coffee & Vocabulary Lesson

[08:59 – 11:18]

• Discussion about civet cat "poop coffee" and the word “bumfuzzle.”
• Spirals from wordplay ("bumfuzzle" means "to confuse or perplex") into NSFW asides.
• Notable quote:
  • “She says, ‘Well, just give me the old bum fuzzle.’” - Chick ([10:41])

4. More Sports, Listener Letters & Nicknames

[11:18 – 14:39]

• Sports recaps: World Series tied, Packers win vs. Steelers.
• Listeners write in about player names (“Scatterboo” triggers more wordplay).
• Brian Kelly fired, “big buyout news” teased.

5. Wacky Product Talk: Amazon Reviews & New Toaster

[14:54 – 27:45]

• Ongoing jokes about Tom's negative Amazon reviews, including Fig Newmans and five-dollar sunglasses.
• Lighthearted product banter: new toaster in the studio, “shade guide” for toast levels.
• Debates about kitchen gadgetry (buttons vs. screens, smart appliances), and toast preferences.

6. Listener Interaction: Spam Calls, Reviews, and Scissors

[27:45 – 33:33]

• Spam texts, phishing schemes, and frustrations with “report junk” options.
• Everyone jokes about the prevalence and annoyance of scam communications.
• “Burn them at the stake on live television” – Tom ([29:31])

7. Language & Pronunciation Rabbit Hole

[42:33 – 44:27]

• Playful debates on how to pronounce “Louvre,” “Quebec,” and U.S. place-names with borrowed pronunciations.
• “Milan, Michigan – not ‘Milan’ like Italy!” ([43:47])
• Notable for friendly sniping and geography jokes.

8. Kim Kardashian Underwear & Hung Smile Theory

[16:50 – 22:27]

• Kim Kardashian’s new line of panties with fake pubic hair—disbelief it’s sold out.
• “Hung Smile Theory” from TikTok (the supposed correlation of smile width to penis size).
• Pat Godwin debuts a musical parody: “Put on a Well-Hung Face” ([20:49])
• Scientific debunking and added humor about hamsters' testicles.

9. Trick-or-Treat Rules & Childhood Costumes

[85:15 – 87:37, 154:38 – end]

• New “plain speaking” Halloween rule: Only give candy to neighborhood kids who show proof of address.
• Nostalgic, tongue-in-cheek recounting of childhood Halloween costumes:
  • "Charlie McCarthy" ([155:01])
  • Bob Ross, Batman, Joker, Boris & Natasha ([156:47 – 158:02])
• Playful ribbing about Tom’s “Renee Richards” costume:
  • “I had two tennis balls made into a necklace. … Everything you can’t do today without getting canceled.”

10. Firefighter Comedian Dave Dyer Interview

[99:38 – 112:45]

• Dave talks about life as a fireman, department routines, and the (non-)risk of Halloween fires vs. the real danger of Thanksgiving turkey fryers.
• Chick asks about “just letting it burn”—Dave describes safety priorities.
• “First priority is rescue… second is exposures—stop it spreading” ([102:51])
• Firefighting helmets’ color code explained, joke about firefighter calendars, and more family/home anecdotes.

11. Absurd World Records and News:

• Broken record for largest nut brittle (made with “pili nuts” in the Philippines) ([121:14 – 124:33])
• Guinness “ropeless bungee jump” from world’s highest bridge, and audience horrified by sandbag tests ([94:07 – 95:49])
• Cat poop/civet coffee revisited, plus droll debate about paying $100 for a cup ([148:24 – 149:44])
• Ongoing, never-quite-serious mockery of useless records and headlines:
  • “This is a really stupid world record—that’s the name of the category.” – Tom ([121:59])

12. Drunk Fire Truck Thief & More Listener Letters

[158:49 – 160:31]

• Story of a man arrested for stealing and crashing a fire truck at 9:25 am with a BAC of 0.197.
• Hilarious parallel about stealing golf carts and getting DUIs ([159:59])
• Argument about where to take a stolen fire truck for maximum comedic value.

13. Music & Comedy:

• Multiple original songs from Pat Godwin and humorous parodies throughout.
• “Blueberry Hill” homage for spilled blueberries on a freeway ([117:02 – 118:39])
• “Set your car on fire” (Springsteen “I’m On Fire” parody after news of a torched Porsche) ([132:24 – 133:55])

14. Miscellaneous (Running Gags & Callbacks)

• Scissors always going missing, keeping extra TP in the bathroom ([78:00+])
• Obsessive kitchen gadget talk—new toaster’s debut, and gadget-nerd digressions.
• Constant lampooning of Tom’s gadget fixation, Chick’s “plain speaking,” Christy’s neighbors, etc.

Memorable Quotes & Moments

• "The action is the juice, man." – Tom ([08:15])
• “She says, ‘Just give me the old bum fuzzle.’” – Chick ([10:41])
• “If you have a stub like Ken Jeong, put on a well-hung face.” – Pat Godwin ([20:49])
• “Every time I mention anything, I’d like to apologize.” – Tom ([37:50])
• “If we need to catch just three or four of these people and literally burn them at the stake on live TV…” – Tom, on scam texters ([29:31])
• “Coffee and beer. I drink ‘em both, ‘cause I ain’t a queer.” – Josh, with explicit jingle callback ([151:54])
• “Celebrating the 131st anniversary of the founding of Sorcerer…the Kasangayahan festival.” – Chick, about the world’s largest brittle ([124:24])

Timestamps – Important Segments

• Monster Mash Parody: [00:23 – 03:28]
• NFL/Sports Gambling Talk: [04:27 – 08:46]
• Bumfuzzle & Odd Words: [10:10 – 11:18]
• Amazon Reviews & Toast Debacle: [14:54 – 27:45, 60:59 – 72:12]
• Hung Smile Theory & Song: [19:04 – 21:29]
• Scam Texts & Listener Letters: [27:45 – 33:33]
• Language Pronunciation Jokes: [42:33 – 44:27]
• Halloween Rules & Memories: [85:15 – 87:37, 154:38 – end]
• Firefighter Dave Dyer Interview: [99:38 – 112:45]
• Blueberry Spill Song: [117:02 – 118:39]
• Largest Nut Brittle Record: [121:14 – 124:33]
• Civet Coffee & Other Dung Delicacies: [148:24 – 149:44]
• Set Your Porsche on Fire Parody: [132:24 – 133:55]
• Stolen Fire Truck Story: [158:49 – 160:31]

Overall Tone & Style

This episode epitomizes the BOB & TOM style: fast-moving, improvisational comedy, offbeat news, running jokes, and rowdy but good-natured mockery. The humor is hilariously irreverent—with plenty of groaners, puns, and callbacks. The hosts’ chemistry and ability to riff off mundane details or bizarre headlines keeps the pace lively, while emails and listener stories tie the show to its devoted fans.

Perfect for anyone craving fresh radio comedy, conversational comfort, off-kilter sports chat, or a break from ordinary news.