The BOB & TOM Show - October 28, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: October 28, 2025

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Episode Overview

This lively installment of The BOB & TOM Show delivers exactly what fans expect: a fast-moving blend of irreverent comedy, offbeat news, sports banter, music, and group storytelling. The gang explores everything from haunted place names, wild personal stories, and the latest in pop culture to more risqué comedy on relationships, science news about boobs and teeth, and debates about toast settings. Special guests include comedian Just Will and recurring bits from football comic Kostaki Economopoulos. As always, the chemistry between the hosts—Tom, Bob, Chick, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, and others—makes for a gleeful, unpredictable broadcast.

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Main Discussion Highlights

1. Toast, Toasters, and the Office Breakfast Ritual

[00:59 – 03:08, 50:05 – 53:17]

• Tom kicks off the show with a playful “Toast” rap, igniting a running gag on making the perfect toast.
• Detailed debates about ideal toaster settings ensue, culminating in a mini-musical “Josh took the last avocado,” and playful gripes about avocado toast etiquette.

Memorable Quotes:

• “There’s no secret to toasting perfection. There’s a dial on the side—you make your selection.” — Tom Griswold (01:45)
• “I killed the outlet mall in Florida, is what I’m saying. I did the anti-Tom vacation.” — Bob Kevoian (03:40)
• “You buy a toaster, dangle it in front of us, don’t bring in bread, don’t— even worse. ... Now we’ve got the potential for toast, but no avocado.” — Tom Griswold (51:47)

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2. Haunted and Spooky Place Names Across America

[05:02 – 14:55]

• In the spirit of Halloween, Tom brings a list of “spookiest place names by state,” sparking laughter and occasional historical asides.
• Highlights include Dead Man Lake, Witcherville, Hell for Certain (KY), Execution Rocks, Slaughter Beach, Coffins Patch, and Death Canyon.
• Extensive riffing on the origins and inappropriateness (and hilarity) of these place names, as well as tangents about the translation of “Grand Tetons.”

Notable Quotes:

• “Spookiest place names of each state. ... There’s a place called Coffins Patch, Florida.” — Tom Griswold (07:21)

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3. Sports: World Series, Football, and Ridiculous World Records

[10:10 – 13:02, 35:03 – 70:48]

• Bob recaps the World Series marathon: “Dodgers win Game Three in 18 innings...” (35:03)
• Chick and Christy discuss pillow arrangements—with copious jokes about household gender divide.
• Austrian surfer breaks the Guinness world record for 'longest time surfing a wave'—which turns out to be a boring stationary man-made wave.
• Flavor Flav becomes official 'hype man' for Team USA Bobsled and Skeleton at the Milan Olympics.

Memorable Quotes:

• “This is a dumb world record.” — Christy Lee on the wave-rider (71:32)
• “Flavor Flav will serve as official hype man for the Milan Cortina Olympics. ... He went down the Park City bobsled run, then tried skeleton and hit 67 miles an hour.” — Tom Griswold (73:32)

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4. Letters From Listeners: Fuel Truck Fears and Odd Memories

[24:21 – 32:36]

• Letters segment includes gas station near-misses (“cheating death” by a tanker), pillow talk, and the nostalgia of candy cigarettes.
• Anecdotes about teachers’ smoking lounges and the normalization of teen and teacher smoking in schools back in the ‘day.

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5. Comedy Break: Chuck Norris, Avocados, Scissors, and Childhood Stories

[28:10 – 32:38, 44:58 – 48:08]

• Chuck Norris/ChatGPT joke gets obligatory groans and debated for its cultural currency.
• Riffing on Tom’s need for specialized scissors, losing them to others, and the trauma of library scissor theft.
• Stories of unexpectedly running into wildlife while hiking and the existential terror of deer with AKs.

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6. Medical Oddities: Boob Jobs and Lab-grown Teeth

[131:48 – 137:24]

• Christy Lee delivers on “boob jobs in the news,” reporting that large breast implants are on the decline—more women are seeking “explant” surgery or fat-transfer augmentations for subtler results.
• Spirited speculation ensues as to the mechanics of fat transfer surgery, with tongue-in-cheek ideas about “donating” fat for cosmetic procedures.
• Upcoming story teased about scientists racing to grow human teeth in labs.

Notable Quotes:

• “Breast enhancement surgery is on the decline. ... More women are having their implants removed, dubbed ‘explant surgery.’ Others are... seeking augmentation, but with less obvious results.” — Christy Lee (131:48)

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7. Car Washes, Money Laundering, and Halloween for Adults

[141:38 – 146:28]

• Halloween car washes—“Tunnels of Terror”—are detailed, combining haunted house vibes with a car wash, a reported hit phenomenon.
• Hosts riff on car washes as a front for money laundering, referencing Breaking Bad and Lenny Dykstra.
• Survey says: Over half of U.S. adults want “Adultoween”—kid-free, costume-optional parties.
• Odd stat: 65% of men and 55% of women buy extra Halloween candy for themselves, not trick-or-treaters.

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8. Kostaki’s All Pro Lines: NFL Recap and Uniform Fashion Police

[88:24 – 99:42]

• Comedian Kostaki Economopoulos offers an NFL round-up, peppered with his trademark jokes.
• Chat on the league’s ugly uniforms, quarterback injuries, and the lack of over-50 white-guy halftime acts at Super Bowl.
• “If you’re over 50 like me, women in their 20s and 30s don’t even see you anymore. ...This is a very painful experience. Dating them is a terrible idea, but just notice us!” — Kostaki (94:38)

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9. Guests, Games, & Personal Revelations

[127:11 – 131:41, 140:03 – 141:16]

• Comedian Just Will tells the story of learning, as an adult, that he’s the father of adult twin daughters—thanks to ancestry DNA.
  • “I recently found out I have 23-year-old twin girls. ... Out of my 10, the two I’ve never met are actually my favorite.” — Just Will (129:22)
• Will shares moving and hilarious perspectives from fathering ten children, including recent family reunification.

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10. Oddball News & Table Talk

[110:20 – 114:35]

• 20+ ill-equipped hikers rescued from Mount Washington, NH, after braving snow in sneakers.
• Survey on Halloween’s growing popularity for adults, and the rise of elaborate decorations—rivaling Christmas.
• Story teased (and endlessly joked about): “Can gray hair be a good thing? Could be a cancer-fighting marker.” (161:49)
• Car wash stories devolve into confessions: Christy is “turned on” by the car wash.

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Notable/Recurring Jokes & One-Liners

• “Bring your ass.” — The phrase at the heart of a police report (103:16) and a recurring callback.
• “Interlude with a Blowhard. That’s Tom’s podcast.” — Bob Kevoian (60:43)
• “Those maggots, they’re a tenacious bunch, aren’t they?” — Bob Kevoian (09:34)
• “When Chuck Norris uses the computer, ChatGPT asks him questions.” — Tom Griswold (29:06, groans all around)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:00] – Toast song and intro banter
• [05:25] – Haunted/spooky place names segment begins
• [10:00] – Sports and World Series marathon game recap
• [21:00] – Decorative pillow confessions
• [32:00] – Teachers and students smoking story
• [50:05] – Avocado toast and new toaster debate
• [88:24] – Kostaki’s NFL rundown, ugly uniforms, halftime show rants
• [110:20] – Mount Washington hiking mishaps & rescue
• [131:48] – “Boob jobs in the news” segment
• [141:38] – Haunted car washes, money laundering, Adultoween
• [147:00] – Halloween, decorations, and adult holiday trends
• [127:11 & 140:03] – Comedian Just Will joins, shares family revelations

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Episode Tone & Style

This episode is heavy on banter, rapid-fire riffs, and conversational, sometimes edgy humor. The show oscillates between nostalgic anecdotes, absurd hypotheticals, pop culture commentary, and “dad” conversations about household minutiae, always with tongue firmly in cheek. Their camaraderie is evident whether they’re spinning out about avocados, overanalyzing lyrics, or dissecting NFL uniforms.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a classic example of The BOB & TOM Show’s anything-goes style. If you’re new, expect a quick pace, plenty of callbacks, and a willingness to chase any story down a hilarious rabbit hole, from “toast” to “booty call arson,” NFL jokes, and beyond.

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Further Listening/Reading

• For full contest rules and more, visit BobAndTom.com
• Special shout-outs to ongoing sponsors: Raycon, Sleep Number, Orange Insoles, and others.

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Closing Thought

As always, The BOB & TOM Show delivers laughs, radio theater-of-the-mind, and a sense that you’re eavesdropping on old friends and quick-witted comics—whether they’re playing a homemade toast song, debating being DTF or “bring your ass" texts, or wondering if their beloved scissors are chained to a wall somewhere in school.

Transcript

[Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

All around the country and coast to coast people always say, what do you like most? I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast. I always tell them I like toast. Very nice. Yeah, toast. Yeah, toast. I get up in the morning about 6am Have a little jelly, have a little jam. Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot, push down the lever and the wires get hot again. Toast. Yeah, toast.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah, toast.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there's no secret to toasting perfection. There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.

[Bob Kevoian]

Push to the dark or the light.

[Tom Griswold]

And then if a pop's too, press down again. Make toast.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't. When the first caveman drove in from the dregs didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs Must have been a genius got it in his head Plug the toaster in the wall Buy a bag of bread, make toast, yeah. French toast.

[Christy Lee]

French dos.

[Tom Griswold]

In Chicago we're on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Toast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You watch the World Series game?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it over yet?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's morning already. Sorry. Good. Good morning. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Hello. Hello. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Chatty. Real, real chatty.

[Christy Lee]

Nice shirt today.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, One of my favorites.

[Just Will]

All right, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I killed the outlet mall in Florida is what I'm saying. I did. I did the anti Tom vacation. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Our. Our show will go 16 innings if necessary.

[Bob Kevoian]

18, 18, 18, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave up after.

[Pat Godwin]

That's two games.

[Christy Lee]

It was still on when you got up, wasn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what do you mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't that be confusing?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, that's a double header.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wake up and the game's still on. Started at 8. What the hell? Okay. Anyway.

[Christy Lee]

How many people stayed?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was pretty full.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was like midnight. Oh, I guess LA time.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is the best time.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

LA Times. What do you mean you did the anti.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, you know, I. I shopped. I. Room service. I. I did everything.

[Pat Godwin]

Shopping on vacation is pretty fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

You would not do. Yes. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Went to the beach.

[Bob Kevoian]

Walking around. Yep. Laid at the beach. Custard. Seagulls. Boy, they're jackasses, aren't they? Everything's there. And I saw what I can only assume is a mama seagull and a daddy seagull. And the mama seagull is at the daddy seagull. And the daddy seagull was. Wasn't saying a word, just turning his head away from mommy. It was the funniest thing I've seen. Quite a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Giving. Giving her the. Yes, dear.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they have a bunch of. Bunch of kids, man.

[Tom Griswold]

The Seagulls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a sitcom.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Seagulls. Join us.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple things here I want to get to. I have a list. I don't want to go through all of them. It's the spookiest place names of each state.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, so you have, like, bone.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do we do with.

[Christy Lee]

They're not actually spooky. They're just the name. It sounds spooky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what do we do with Erie, Pennsylvania?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a little spooky.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a whole city right up in Alaska. Dead Man Lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Named after a prospector who died in the waters.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fed by Dead Man Creek at the foot of Dead Man Mountain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy heck.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to go there?

[Pat Godwin]

There were three brothers, all clumsy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got another one, Phil. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Witcherville, Arkansas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. What could have happened there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Where did that start? It's as cold as a witch's in a tin bra.

[Pat Godwin]

That never made sense to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Well, when.

[Pat Godwin]

When I. Cold as a witch's boob. Aren't they always hanging over a steaming cold?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're never really cold, or they'd be fairly warm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hmm.

[Tom Griswold]

You bring up a good time. We tackle the big issues.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. You know, thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

This Asian summit is one thing, but. Yeah. We actually have in the news today a thing about the latest trend in breast implants. Coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go. Kind of surprising as material goes.

[Tom Griswold]

We'd be surprised both with respect to what they're using for the breast implants. Please tell me and B size.

[Pat Godwin]

That the sleep number. People have finally seen the light. And now anybody can just hit a button. I'm a seven. When it comes to your boobs.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really? My last boyfriend was a 4.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is your boob?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Now, Christy, answer me this. If there was a way that you could press a button and it would adjust the size of your boobs for your outfit, oh, that would be. That would be huge.

[Pat Godwin]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is kind of of that Delaware. Do you want to go to Slaughter Beach?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man, it's great. Clutch.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, spooky names. There's a place called Coffins Patch, Florida.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Florida's kind of Florida. Spooky everywhere, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Slaughter Mountain, Georgia.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, a lot of Slaughters.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Named after a territorial battle between two groups of indigenous peoples.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Hill people, they don't fight fair, do they?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dentistry is just a far off concept.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a town called Hell for Certain, Kentucky.

[Pat Godwin]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Not just Hell. Hell for certain. Boy, somebody must have had a real bad time when they got there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what we're going to do later this morning, Tom, is called Hell, Michigan. And see if it's frozen over. Standby for that. Good. Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Burned Death Wash, New Mexico. Origin unclear. Execution Rocks, New York. Boy, I wonder what happened there.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe it's the rock they wanted to execute people on. Or they did.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, British troops would chain down prisoners and watch them drown as the tide rolled in.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there you go. Literally an execution.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what. That's a little rough.

[Pat Godwin]

Like Leslie Nielsen did to Ted Danson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Creep show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah. This is my favorite, though, in Vermont, and it's not particularly scary. It's. It's Popple Dungeon Road.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Which Popples were a fun stuffed animal type toy in the 80s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But popple Dungeon Road sounds like an ice cream from Ben and Jerry's. I probably very tasty, too. Then you've got the usual Bloody Run Creek. That's in Virginia. In West Virginia. Maggoty Run.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Then of course, those maggots, they're a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tenacious bunch, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Grand Teton National Park. You'll of course, find yourself in Death Canyon, Wyoming.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Tetons means, you know, translates to.

[Tom Griswold]

Grand, meaning big ones. Yeah. It's not Petite Teton.

[Pat Godwin]

What about Teton?

[Tom Griswold]

They did. There was a place called Petite Teton.

[Pat Godwin]

Teton's not. It's not Titans based. It's. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Breasts.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely breasts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Because of you. That's exactly correct. Because I'm not kidding. The view of them.

[Pat Godwin]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

As you come in from the east.

[Pat Godwin]

They look like two I get that, but who?

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, wouldn't they go with something majestic instead of something trashy, like boobs? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then the smaller ones. There was the Famous Itty Bitty Committee.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They had to when they left the city.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I was in third or fourth grade when I heard that for the first time. And I. I said, it doesn't get any funnier than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you're correct.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyways, those are some of the scary places in the United States.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about when a storm hits on the East Coast? KIND devil hill, NC. They always talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because that's where the Wright brothers were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that. Were they at Kill Devil Hill?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not what I've heard in North Carolina.

[Tom Griswold]

Where.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Actual.

[Christy Lee]

It was Kitty Hawk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Not Kill Devil Hill. Or was it Kill Devil Hill and they just said Kitty Hawk?

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think they were.

[Josh Arnold]

Devil Hill is one of the hills in the Kitty Hawk area.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Oh, you grew up there. That's right. I forgot.

[Josh Arnold]

Was there quite a bit doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a scary one.

[Josh Arnold]

You had a wonderful job.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry Pat's upset. What?

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking very scary Epstein Island.

[Pat Godwin]

Depends on who you ask. I think that's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Epstein had it pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think he was afraid to go at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you hear? One of the things he liked was getting tucked in bed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

What a man. What Weirdo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing sexual, but a beautiful girl would come and tuck him into. He loved to be tucked in.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, Jeffy, you're snug as a bug in a rug.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's creepy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Night. Night.

[Christy Lee]

I hate being tucked in.

[Pat Godwin]

You want me to crack the door open a little?

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you?

[Pat Godwin]

I'll leave the hall light on.

[Just Will]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you ask me for water one more time. Did you guys do that when you were little?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you want to go to bed? Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to smack in the face.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have another glass of water, Mom. Okay. Well, coming up, we have, as I mentioned, the latest in breast implant news. Oh, real quick. Chick informed me of this this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

The Purdue expedition to the site where they. There's a theory that Amelia Earhart's plane is. They found it in shallow water. Ah, they've. They're not going to go. At least not for at least a year.

[Bob Kevoian]

They say they postpone the trip till next year.

[Pat Godwin]

I see. Well, the fallen tree will still be.

[Tom Griswold]

There yeah, you're somewhat skeptical, too. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I think they should absolutely go and check it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you can't go revisionist history on us on there. You are fascinated, amazed and very excited about this story. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They found it. They found it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It looks like it could be a tree under.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could be anything. It could be. It looks like the Iron Giant and they're putting it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're putting it off. I mean, she could starve by the time they get there.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. I don't know why they're. You're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They gotta get down there.

[Pat Godwin]

They should go check it out. Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a group from Purdue University. Yes. I don't know why I didn't. Chick just told me this when he walked in. I don't know what they've had to postpone.

[Christy Lee]

I know somebody very close to that. We could find out more information if you'd like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Another one. A friend of yours, Chrissy?

[Christy Lee]

I have a lot of friends, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'd like to hear their side of this story.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I have a lot of acquaintance.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Massacre Pond, Maine? Anybody want to go?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the name of the. Betsy Palmer Lake. What is that?

[Pat Godwin]

Crystal Lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crystal Lake, yeah, yeah. Remember Betsy Palmer?

[Tom Griswold]

You should remember from the game show host.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Game show.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was contestant.

[Tom Griswold]

Celebrity contestant. Yeah, she was great. She was the blonde.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that. She ain't that imprinted on me, but. What. Oh, that look.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was she known for, though? I mean, I don't think she was.

[Tom Griswold]

Being a game show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she was known.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, she eventually became known as Jason Voorhees mother, for sure. Mrs. Voorhees, friend of the Christie's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I did not know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Dorothy Kilgallen?

[Pat Godwin]

What was she famous for?

[Tom Griswold]

Not being as pretty as Betsy Palmer.

[Christy Lee]

Or.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the name of. The lady in. It was on. She was in the Marx Brothers Night at the Opera.

[Tom Griswold]

Margaret Dumont.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the ingenue.

[Pat Godwin]

The pretty one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She was a girlfriend sing to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, she was online. It wasn't Dorothy Kilgallen. It's somebody like.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, while we dig that up coming up, we also have news from the world of teeth. Very exciting news and a hilarious story because everybody's okay, more or less, about a booty call gone wrong. The headline has the word arson in it and the word booty call. Oh, and it's It's a just a classic.

[Pat Godwin]

Kitty Carlisle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kitty Carlisle.

[Tom Griswold]

And then also in the news, Flava Flav.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, what's he up to, boy?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something. You nailed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How does he do it? Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I see, I see Flava Flav in the, in sports news this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm so fortunate. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of admire the guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

After I read this, I found I, I think we remember this as being objectionable.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Flavor Flav.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy. I forgot the.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, let's never forget that. Greg Geraldo said he looks like how Magic Johnson should look.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

It was one of the great. It might be my favorite roast joke of all time.

[Tom Griswold]

That is short. Who said that?

[Pat Godwin]

The late, great Greg Gerald.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that might be the epitome of comedians sitting around and all of them saying, okay, that's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. None of them laugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

None of them laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

They just go right. Okay. Wishing we'd thought of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Greg.

[Pat Godwin]

You won.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. I remember Greg. Great tattoos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's check in with we. I got a letter yesterday, an email. I don't have it in front of me. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Loving Raycons.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Loving the Raycon Earbuds. And this message is sponsored by Raycon.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. And now you can celebrate Raycon's anniversary with a deal on the Everyday Earbuds classic. They're now 20 off. So it's perfect time to get your hands on Raycon's reliable, super comfy and easy to take anywhere. You'll see why they are a fan favorite. Everyday Earbuds Classic. Loaded with upgrades like active noise cancellation, multi point connectivity. Yes. Pair two devices at once. And that ergonomic fit that actually here's a thought. Stays in your ear no matter what you're doing. And Raycons has all the colors and Raycons has that quick charge feature. 10 minutes on the old charger, you get 90 minutes of playtime, up to 32 hours of battery life with the Raycon case and the awareness mode. That's for when you're walking your dog or running errands. You're still tuned in to your surroundings. Raycon. Over 3 million satisfied customers. They love them and they come with a 30 day happiness guarantee. And we love ours too. Go to buyraycon.com Tom and get 20% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic. That's buyraycon.com Tom thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

And I found the explanation for why the expedition to grab or to see if that is, in fact, Amelia Earhart's plane has been postponed.

[Christy Lee]

Logistics government wouldn't give them clearance.

[Tom Griswold]

According the Kiribati government.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Such as it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they're busy. They're probably too busy with their space program desert. Trying to get a coconut 100ft off the ground.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have.

[Tom Griswold]

They have not issued a permit yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to conduct a hearing. But first we will consult the bones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. President. President Booga Booger.

[Christy Lee]

Also a cyclone season is ramping up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, come on, give me a break.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you'll get a break.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sports, sports. Coming up, Dodgers win game three. And Chiefs pound the Washington football team. And Austria in sports news at last.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, good day, mate.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Austria.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the shrimp on the barbie.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the thing we had last year with some poor, poor guy. Got flown to the wrong country. And then we had the story of the. Of the person that went. Wanted to go to Miami University.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. In Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

And they got off the plane and they were at the one in Ohio.

[Pat Godwin]

What the hell is this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't have the clothes because it was winter. I can't wear my bikini. These are the ARR Auto Parts studios. I think that person was from Booga Booga. These are the O'Reilly Parts Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold. He's at the I Hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. A couple quick things. We're gonna get to some letters and our letters are brought to you by our friends at the sleep number bed.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

I'M a big fan. Love my sleep number bed.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't. This is the term don't sleep on, but so punishment sort of intended here. Don't sleep on their pillows. They are amazing. Christy. Remember you and I got some.

[Christy Lee]

I have four on my head right now. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many of the sleep number pillow.

[Tom Griswold]

A real quick change of thought here. How many pillows do you have on your bed? Not your real pillows that you sleep on, but the decorative ones that apparently are issued to all women at some point in the history.

[Christy Lee]

We have five decorative for sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Then the five decorative, they come off the bed and where do they go?

[Christy Lee]

They go stacked on the chair. Ah, we have two chairs. They stack on the chairs.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Christy Lee]

That's not true. On the dresser in the chair, we've got two chairs. The other chairs where the dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

None of that is my stuff. It's all her stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did pick out all the bed clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

The chairs then are no longer usable.

[Christy Lee]

Well, who's gonna sit in the chair overnight?

[Pat Godwin]

In fact, it deters intruders.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's exactly how mine is. I've got. There's five pillow extra. There's extra pillows and they sit on.

[Christy Lee]

A chair, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

They go two and two and then the third one goes across the front and then they go on the. Yep, they go on the chair.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't it nice, though? Don't you like. You don't like walking into a bedroom and seeing those nice decorations on a made bed?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

And I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got one pillow decorative. You could term decorative as. As wide as the bed that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's your home. Is yours like mine, that in the living room now, all the decorative pillows are Halloween themed.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I used to do that.

[Christy Lee]

But the kids are gone. Don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You made fun of me one time and you made some sort of noise way back during one of my legal entanglements that I said, yeah, there are fall pillows and there are spring pillows and you made this noise. Do you remember that?

[Pat Godwin]

Mine's as simple as it gets, though. It's. It's on one side, it's all buffalo.

[Tom Griswold]

Check.

[Pat Godwin]

Black and white, which is a motif I have running through the house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you. And then if you flip it, it's the same Motif, but with three jack O lanterns on it. So in October, I flip it. The rest of the year it's flipped to the other side. You can't. What happened?

[Christy Lee]

That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

What happened to this show? He's. He's using. He's using motif. Christie's saying bed clothes. What? What the hell? We used to be rock and roll, man. We were on the edge, man.

[Christy Lee]

I got a really cool rock and roll AC DC jacket. Can I wear that anywhere but an AC DC concert?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you can wear it. You better wear it in an ACDC concert and anywhere else. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it's so cool. In fact, I saw it on Instagram. The lady I bought it from put it up on Instagram and I was like, hey, I own that jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you here for the debate about wearing a band's T shirt to the band's concert?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Pardo is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Jimmy Pardo. That.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. There is no debate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where else would you wear.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. That's what I'm saying. I can wear it, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Even though.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

I'll wear it tomorrow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

I look forward to seeing it.

[Christy Lee]

It's really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And the thing is, you know who AC DC is, you know, a bunch of their songs, whereas there's a lot of. Although I guess I appreciate the. The great artwork from classic rock is now coming back in the form of Pink Floyd T shirts everywhere and Nirvana T shirts everywhere with people who have no idea that Nirvana is a band.

[Christy Lee]

Well, to be full disclosure, I only bought the AC DC jacket because I liked the actual jacket. I didn't. It just has a big AC DC thing on the back. She had some really. She's a tribute project. It's a really cool thing out of la. And she did these really cool Rolling Stones and David Bowie, but this was the only one that really fit me and I really liked, so I bought it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a rock and roll chick. All as well.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are we going to get to any of our letters? Do you have anything over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom, show. Tom. I had to risk my life this morning getting gas. I had to ignore one of your ultimate rules. Did not think I would make it out of the station. This is Mike from. Where's this from? South Dakota. There's Mike and there's a picture of him at Cheating Death outside the Circle K, if you'll notice, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, the big tanker truck is there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tanker truck. One of your.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, if somebody didn't slam into it, start a fire and have the Whole.

[Bob Kevoian]

Place blow up like we've seen a million times We've had in the movies.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had conflicting reports that when that thing is filling up the tanks underground, that the sediment is rising. I. I don't know whether to believe that or not, but you know what I'm saying? Okay, we've. We've. That's kind of an ongoing debate now. We have this nice letter here. This person works at the Ritz Carlton in. And I've never been to Maui, so maybe one of you can help me with this. Is it pronounced capillua?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Kanapali.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Cala Poly. I've been there. I stayed at that hotel before.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they're. You're both right. I think that I have to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is the Ritz Carlton in Maui.

[Christy Lee]

It's north of Lahaina. I've been there.

[Tom Griswold]

They were. This person works there, and he mentioned that his favorite radio show was from right here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In the usa. And the woman screamed, bob and Tom Show. It's my favorite, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And Mike writes, we love you here on Maui.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

My friend Chris lives on Maui and he wants to come over for the big cookout that we're having for our December. Pardon?

[Tom Griswold]

Our staff cookout.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he wants to come for that. He wants to be your Hawaiian guest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember the rainbow cookout that never.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We talked about this while you were gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because we were.

[Tom Griswold]

You were going to assemble a lesbian.

[Bob Kevoian]

All different. All different people, all ethnicity come together. And for the love of a hot dog and a ham.

[Tom Griswold]

Even talking about it, it's dicey. Marginalized people.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not. That's. I just want to. You know, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like, different.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the.

[Tom Griswold]

The Noah's Ark of the marginalized.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the most marginalized people right now are straight white men. Are you kidding me?

[Josh Arnold]

Taking a beating out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. We'll have a ramp. We're gonna have everything. We got this all down.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no, no. That freaks me out. No, no ramp. Dear Bob at Top show, my name is Chad. I'm a truck driver. Only been driving for a few months, but one of my favorite parts of my job is listening to you guys while I'm out on the road.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chad.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haul oil and fuel.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Across the country. I also have a puppy dog in my cab. Here he is now. He loves riding in a truck.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Her. His name is Chaos.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is a lab mix. And I believe he is dressed up for Halloween. And that I think or those might be his pajamas. I'm not sure which.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe a Care Bear.

[Bob Kevoian]

There he is. And there's something. Can we zoom in on his crotchal area there? Chaos.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he on a bike or something? Or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's something. I think it's his wang.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Because his tails.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Stop it, Jason.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That thing. What is it? When you. When you. When you across a Labrador with a mule. That is a piece of work. Okay, that's chaos. Back it up.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a cutie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much for listening.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We haven't done a Chuck Norris joke in quite so time. I know you guys don't care for them.

[Christy Lee]

I find you must have one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where did you get that idea?

[Tom Griswold]

Wildly interesting again. This.

[Pat Godwin]

Now we. This is Mark's fault.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wildly interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Because this one is a very contemporary. I'm. I venture to say most of you have not heard this. I certainly hadn't. It comes to us from Paul Slowakowski.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa. What night does he bowl?

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't say.

[Pat Godwin]

He wrote us an email. He wrote it in the computer, put it in the mailbox and sent it to him.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

He had to print it first.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's in the computer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. By the way, he says, you're welcome, Josh. Knowing how much you hate the Chuck Norris jokes. Paul writes when Chuck Norris uses the computer chat GPT, asks him questions.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, God, That. That is as boring as anything.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. It is embracing just terrible. The zeitgeist of contemporary. Why am I talking to you?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what we were wondering.

[Tom Griswold]

More interested in zit geist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me zit guist. What? The pimple joke. Dear Bob and Tom show. Hey, Tom, I love the fact that you have all the different scissors and those special scissors and your needle nose pliers and what else you have over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I got a mat. What do you. What do they call these? Box cutter. I called them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I still say we have. We had one episode of Tell me about this with Josh. Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

We've done two. We'll do another one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'd love it. That's where Josh goes over to Tom's area and pick something up off his workstation. Go tomorrow. Tell me about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Grab this. Grab this box. Here you can. I've gotta. I gotta take this and drop it off to be sent back to Amazon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hold up the special scissors.

[Christy Lee]

What's in it?

[Bob Kevoian]

You use to get.

[Christy Lee]

Would you buy that?

[Tom Griswold]

My megaphone thing doesn't work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes. You shipping it back?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, it's not a pain in the butt.

[Christy Lee]

You just take it over to UPS and drop it off and they box.

[Bob Kevoian]

It up and they do. They do really make.

[Tom Griswold]

So I got a 30 minute errand I gotta do now.

[Christy Lee]

30 minutes, I gotta go there. I've got a return.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you're gonna do it for me. Which do you want to see? My. My specialized plastic cutting scissors.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he want. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

These are designed to. When you have those that hard plastic wrapping something up, you can get in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this is Harvey. Harvey, Right. So she goes. Those scissors, Tom, are also used for not only ambulance work, they're also used for cutting seals out of netting and other fishing stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're heavy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a pair as well. They will cut a penny in half and it won't ruin them. I've never had to sharpen my scissors since I've had them. Wow. Everybody should have a pen.

[Tom Griswold]

This whole thing started yesterday when I was saying to Josh that you're lucky that you're single. So at least you know where your scissors are.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know where all of them are.

[Tom Griswold]

My office. I keep a pair of scissors. I keep my mat knife. And they. That's all disappearing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that should be off limits for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And it reminded me that when I was in school, There was a Mrs. Lefler at the library, had her scissors and they were quite literally chained to the wall for her because I'm sure she got tired of them disappearing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those damn kids.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think the kid. I think the other teachers were coming in during their smoke breaks.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the teachers still smoke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like they did when we were in school.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, man, that teacher's room would.

[Tom Griswold]

That was.

[Pat Godwin]

That lounge with that door would open.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It was like Spicoli getting. Getting out of the van in fast times. When I went to high school, until my junior year in high school, there was a smoking room for students.

[Christy Lee]

We had a smoking section outside. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there was a smoking room.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had kind of a. It wasn't official, but it was out behind the gym.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, no, we had a smoking room and then they brought a guy. Did you. Did your high school have those periodic lectures they would bring in outside people?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they're still doing it and assemb.

[Bob Kevoian]

Call it assembly.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, yeah. They bring in some speaker from the outside and they brought in a guy one day for an anti smoking thing and they. They actually passed around a lungs in plastic that were, you know, from emphysema, like real Lungs. Yeah, real lung. Human lungs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is, there was this big anti smoking crusade. So as one of the editors of the yearbook, I'm proud to say we, we put a photograph of that next to the headmaster and one of them, one of the maintenance guys at a track meet lighting up cigarettes.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. McKinley. We gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. McKinley.

[Tom Griswold]

What's his name? Nice guy, Good guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Do as I say.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of great speaker. This portion of the Bob and Tom show right now brought to you by Better Help as the sun sets a little earlier pretty soon, right? Oh yeah, what is it? What is the switcheroo this weekend for.

[Christy Lee]

Daylight savings 2am Sunday morning?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

And we've got Chick Magee. This is very important. We have Sporting News. Did you ever say who won the series game?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dodgers won. Yeah, last night.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was, what did you say?

[Bob Kevoian]

6, 5, 18, 18 innings. Yep. And Chiefs won the Monday night football game. You know, it was a sports equinox. What the hell is that? When we come back, we'll cover it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. It's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Tom thinks it's amazing, but it's. It's a smiler.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we. Can we play the song Equinox?

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I hope so.

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Oh, thank you very much. A little Timmy Kevin. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

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Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

What a glorious day. My new copy of the Andy Griffith Show, Ambassadors magazine has arrived.

[Christy Lee]

God, you and Andy Griffith.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a quarterly, man?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's supposed to be every six months. The editor apologizes. He's behind an issue.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but this new issue sounds like.

[Bob Kevoian]

A cracker Jack organization.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a great.

[Pat Godwin]

So it's biannual. Typically.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so much fun. This is the story of the famous flat car and the Andy. Oh, it's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it just the one guy doing it? The editor is he also. Does he write every article?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like a cousin of Aunt Be or Something. Or Francis Bavier's illegitimate.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyways, for those of you interested. Yeah. The Andy Griffith Show. Ambassadors magazine. This is the fifth anniversary issue.

[Christy Lee]

Where can I get a copy of that for my husband?

[Bob Kevoian]

I need two copies of that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at that. The fifth anniversary issue on the COVID It has all the other covers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, isn't that great?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's really something.

[Pat Godwin]

Compendium, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's a. There's collect all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Ron Howard.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Goober. Now, you know, you get. You get comedy genius. Where they compare two people at a similar role. Are you more of a Goober guy or a Gomer guy?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy. I, I'm. I would say I'm more of a Gomer guy, but in terms of Andy Griffith, I saw more Goober episodes as a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, Gomer got his own. Yeah, yeah, he went off on.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, that very realistic show. Gomer Pyle. Usmc.

[Bob Kevoian]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The only Marine not to hit the shores of Vietnam.

[Pat Godwin]

The show should be called don't ask.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you want him in Viet?

[Bob Kevoian]

Andy Griffith was a spin off. And then Gomer was a spin off from Andy Griffith. That's right. Where does it end? Why didn't Sergeant Carter get his own show? Or Duke Ronnie Shell?

[Tom Griswold]

Ronnie Shell did get his own.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, but like, not as Duke.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Out of all of that stuff, no Time for Sergeants is my favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a good, good movie.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that.

[Pat Godwin]

And a Griffith military comedy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don Knox is a hell of a.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he shows up.

[Tom Griswold]

And in any.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll pass along info about the Andy Griffith Show. Ambassadors magazine, for those that are fans.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you mind is. How much is a subscription?

[Tom Griswold]

It's 475 per issue, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's reasonable for him.

[Christy Lee]

For Christmas, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I can't imagine anything better than that. That'd be great. And that's not even a full size magazine. Kind of like a small TV guy.

[Christy Lee]

Don't worry, I got him some.

[Pat Godwin]

They must have conventions for Andy Griffiths.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Lord.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember in Rat Race they were all going to the Lucy convention?

[Tom Griswold]

That's so funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

What show? Sitcom. I guess we have to define our terms first. But what of that ilk do we know the most about and heard the most about? Is it Andy Griffith?

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

It might be maybe the Honeymooners for me, but you know, my family was really involved. They really loved that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they like the. They like the hostility and Threatening to punch his wife. Stuff like that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Good.

[Pat Godwin]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those were. Those were the moon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alice.

[Pat Godwin]

All I did was ask where you were.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward here. It is time to read your letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Brought to you by sleep number.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we had a story yesterday about the civet coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

It. There's now a scientific explanation for the civet coffee. This is the one. Believe it or not, civet is some kind of a wild cat. And they eat the coffee beans and then poop them out.

[Bob Kevoian]

You said that like you were a hip guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. This is in India. The civet beans have a significantly higher total fat content than the manually harvested beans. The chemical differences in the civic coffee are a result of fermentation of the beans in the digestive system of the civets.

[Tom Griswold]

So we found that the so called civet coffee, which has various names, goes for between fifty and a hundred dollars a cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's too much.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I mean, I don't think you can. You're not going to be seeing this at Starbucks anytime soon. I can assure you of that. But there was also a. A. Was it. Was it a coffee made out of the. With bird poop?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the same thing where the birds poop the beans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This letter says they should use the motto good to the last plop.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently I'm remiss for not bringing that up yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he really begrudgingly read that letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he did. So mad at that.

[Tom Griswold]

He could have.

[Pat Godwin]

Not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's. Here's a sweet. A sweet letter from Michael. He says I had a great weekend at Pigeon Forge. The hotel I stayed in had an Otis elevator.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And many of the stores sold candy cigarettes. Mike kind enough to send us a photograph of a huge rack of candy cigarettes.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what. That's one of the reasons Pigeon Forge is so great. You can find all of that stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

The place that time forgot.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it. It is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have never been, but I've always kind of had a curious. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it's so kitschy. It's so.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see me walking around with my mouth open a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

You go, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, go there, go to Branson, go any of those places. They're. They're a trip.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I got a nice letter from Erie, Pennsylvania from. From Karen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday we had Karen and erie. Ha ha.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Karen was kind enough to write she met June Lockhart.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, now. And once again, if you have met June Lockhart, Please send us an email.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Lockhart died.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, she did.

[Tom Griswold]

Weekend. She was 100 years of age.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bear attack.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous for Lost in Space. And Lassie, of course. She was actually an active journalist during many shows.

[Bob Kevoian]

A sadder theme song than Lassie.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's sad, dude.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's not that.

[Pat Godwin]

Lassie. And that. That. Yeah, a mournful sort of call for Lassie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lassie's been hit by a car.

[Tom Griswold]

Then the screen goes black and you hear a gunshot. Kid really makes the kids sad.

[Pat Godwin]

The old yeller.

[Tom Griswold]

Karen writes, I met. I met June Lockhart at a sci fi convention a few years ago. Oh, by the way, the robot from Lost in Space was there, too. That robot appeared in a number of different shows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it wasn't the guy who did the robot voice, but it was the robot.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it Robbie? Is that. Was that Robbie?

[Bob Kevoian]

He was Robbie. A different Robbie. He went by Robbie in a movie.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was the same robot.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was the. What do you call it? When a robot has anatomical sort of references to humans with two arms and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but those arms were useless.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they were.

[Pat Godwin]

They were like vacuum hoses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Some TV trivia. Karen writes, June's daughter, Ann Lockhart, carried on the sci fi tradition. She was a recurring character in the 1970s Battlestar Galactica with Dirk Benedict. Did you know that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Dirk Bennett. No. That's not the good battle star.

[Pat Godwin]

You like. The Katie Sackhoff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Jamie Bamber.

[Tom Griswold]

She was also almost.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's your battle star.

[Tom Griswold]

She was also on one of your shows. Josh. Magnum PI With Tom Selleck. I love Magnum PI So there we go. Thank you for the letter. She goes, am I perfect? No. Am I trying to be a better person? Also, no.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a nice sign off, Karen. Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that great?

[Tom Griswold]

So you thought it was going one way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it was going, I wonder if this means if she's, like a hot ticket, as my aunt would say.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think she's coming on to you with that closing line? I'm not. I don't want to be a better person. I want to be naughty.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the aunt that never married? She's a hot ticket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, My aunt. I can. My aunt was. See? So I'm gonna go, well, that girl is a hot ticket.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought she was a lesbian. Your aunt. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Probably right.

[Christy Lee]

We never talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you ever talk about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is, she was. She. I remember one of my brother John's girlfriends, who, by the way was a hotel ticket. Oh, man, she was really hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

And look at it. But I remember my aunt picked up on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean? Well, of course she's a person. She's has eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

But not every person is a hot ticket, you idiot. Well, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it sounds like whoever you played with yourself thinking of was a universal.

[Tom Griswold]

Somehow been reduced to my alleged masturbatory behavior. The point is my aunt, my aunt used the phrase hot ticket. She's the same aunt who. We were walking along the beaches.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And you saw between 7 mile point and 9 mile and there was a woman being vigorously rogered in the. In the weeds there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a hot ticket.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's a punch ticket. And my aunt goes. My aunt. I'll never forget her words. Good. That's what I call intimacy. That's why I use that phrase in the air all the time. To me it's always so funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were intimate.

[Tom Griswold]

They were more than intimate. Yeah. Oh yeah. This was a vigorous roger. Coming up, our friend Kostaki Economopoulos with our NFL Report. Comedian just will. And we have sporting news from Mr. McGee up next. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Josh Arnold, I had Cracker Barrel.

[Pat Godwin]

Yesterday, so I'm a happy boy to all. Did I get the fried turkey?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

It's back, baby. It's back.

[Christy Lee]

Did you get the hash brown casserole?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm not. You know what? I like it, but that's never rare for me.

[Christy Lee]

What about the green beans?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a happy boy. Maybe we should all check in. Why? We're happy boys and girls. Yeah, I'm a happy boy. I'm wearing long underwear today. Yeah. Nice and warm. You ever wear long underwear, Tom?

[Pat Godwin]

They really do the job, man.

[Christy Lee]

They're not that cold.

[Bob Kevoian]

They really do. I was that cold and I decided, yes, I will wear my long underwear.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have fleece line jeans?

[Bob Kevoian]

And I did. No, you gotta listen to your body. I don't. Why are you crapping on my long underwear?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're crapping in it.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you crapping in your long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you. I never thought of that. Well, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, I'm not wearing it now.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'm no longer a happy boy.

[Pat Godwin]

What? That. You know, that's what happens. You bring happiness in you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, that's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys are like. Why don't you. Are we friends?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Why?

[Just Will]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't order the right things at Cracker Barrel.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I just asked if you. I love that sweater. It makes me happy. Yeah. You can't win in here.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. You got that in an outlet mall, didn't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see why.

[Pat Godwin]

There's something about going on vacation.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was on sale. Can you believe it?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you made fun of me for that color. That dark green.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just made fun of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got.

[Christy Lee]

That one is a great color.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's. Could we move on?

[Josh Arnold]

I think he looks fantastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Nice that Josh took the time to research and purchase a toaster for the crew.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. On behalf of listeners. On behalf of listeners, Josh, thank you. In this conversation, though, the amount of grade of toasting was discussed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shades of different toasting levels.

[Tom Griswold]

There was an actual visual.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, there was. Right. It's still in there.

[Tom Griswold]

And it. And it. I guess either side of the toast or one side differs from the other.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it does not.

[Pat Godwin]

Just barely.

[Christy Lee]

The toaster this morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you notice a difference in the different sides?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What setting do you use?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you know what? I went with.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say three.

[Pat Godwin]

Three and A half.

[Tom Griswold]

Three and a half. What's a three and a half?

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Just between.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there's the chart up there.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you do three and a half?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the bottom is. Level six is completely burned. Level five, if I. My kids wouldn't eat that. Nor would I.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, I. Even a level three, I'd be scraping into the sink.

[Pat Godwin]

Level three.

[Tom Griswold]

Level two is nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Level two is good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So was it black? Your toes?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, it was. It was great. It was perfect. Complimented the avocado.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, why would it be black?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say three and a half? You eat the toast with avocado?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Today. No butter?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no butter. Avocado's buttery enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Was. Are there any more avocados left?

[Pat Godwin]

That was the only one I brought.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so it was the last avocado.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

And it was my last avocado.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what do we do if we have heard your story and think, that sounds delicious, I'm going to go have avocado toast.

[Pat Godwin]

You. I brought it in, you see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But you didn't bring enough for everybody. So this is.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it was my last.

[Tom Griswold]

Your way of. You buy a toaster, dangle it in front of us, don't bring in bread. Don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I did bring in bread.

[Tom Griswold]

Even worse. So we've got the. We've got the potential for toast, but no avocado. Do we have a song about this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh took the last avocado. Josh ate the last avocado.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know you guys wanted one.

[Josh Arnold]

Talk about bravado. Josh took the last avocado. He wants to make guacamole to shove in his pie hole. He took the last of only four ravioli and the Mexican coca cola. He does whatever he pleases. Thinks avocados grows on trees. I'm gonna tell Jesus. Josh took the last avocado. Make him stop.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, all right. Next time I'll bring in many.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. And didn't we say, isn't there some kind of machine they've developed some kind of X ray thing to tell you exactly when to eat your avocados?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I gotta go by the squish factor.

[Pat Godwin]

I really buy. I mean, you guys should see me at the avocado.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh is bragging about his acumen for choosing the proper avocado.

[Pat Godwin]

I choose one. I choose. This one's good enough for tomorrow. This one will be ready in two days. This one will be ready in 3, 4. I've gotten real good at it.

[Tom Griswold]

And people I understand, ladies especially, will walk up to you and ask you your opinion about the avocado. And then you will encounter them by asking them.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll say, you know, I see you've got two avocados there. You know, those. Those remind me of you. Of my.

[Bob Kevoian]

My testicles, they would say that big.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'd say, no, they're that black on the outside, green on the inside.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's a big, hard pitch in the middle.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm seeing doctors.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you should see many doctors. Anyway, the grade of toasting was discussed. Josh said the old toaster was not toasting his bread enough. However, it was toasting Oscar's toaster strudels just fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Is Pop Tarts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the old one.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I recall correctly, Josh prefers Ezekiel bread in the morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In my experience, the better the bread density and real ingredients, the more heat and time it will require to toast.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So while the three setting appears dark in the manual, I bet the Ezekiel bread will take a number 4 or 5 easily. That person's correct where pop tart may be a 1. Thanks for making my morning bearable. And I won't have that 35 seconds back, ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I noticed the old toaster is sitting on a table in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I wanted Jess Hooker to have a say as to where that might go. She. She. She told me to bend over and she would show me.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we sign it and give it to some lucky listener?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could write.

[Pat Godwin]

I told osu, since it's so good for his Pop Tarts, he should put it in the. In his office. And he said he didn't want it in his office. Office, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's just silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Have them take it home.

[Pat Godwin]

So, yeah, I mean, I figured somebody might, you know, want maybe a garage toaster.

[Tom Griswold]

What about sometimes right next to the garage refrigerator?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And the gas fumes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what about 25 words or less? Tell us why you want the old toaster.

[Christy Lee]

Mark is in there pulling his hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Out, and we'll choose.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a great idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody to give it to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's nice. We'll all sign it.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm happy with.

[Pat Godwin]

Or we could give it away at our next live show. Maybe that's the easiest thing to do. Have a contest.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll.

[Pat Godwin]

That'll pack them in up. Somebody to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you here for the show? No, I want that toaster.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe Somebody they could dress up as something that would go in the toaster.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. Costumes. That's why we need costumes. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Haywood doesn't play a force slicer. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like when Jimmy Page in Led Zeppelin has that guitar that has two necks on it. That's. That's what every once in a while, Heywood, if he has to do Stairway, he'll grab the. If he'll grab the force Slicer.

[Pat Godwin]

Somebody once told me that the for slicer is the key tar in the world of.

[Tom Griswold]

Of toast beating.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We opened with that song today.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show writes Carol. I checked a bucket list item last night I went to see comedian Kathleen Madigan.

[Announcer]

Oh, great.

[Christy Lee]

We love her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the opener. I love also Andy Hendrickson. He's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he is great.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The moment Kathleen came on stage, the raucous laughter began and did not stop. The funniest hour of my life. Thanks for introducing us to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you're very welcome.

[Christy Lee]

We haven't seen her in a long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, what's her problem?

[Pat Godwin]

So good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Kathleen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where the hell is she?

[Pat Godwin]

Probably mad again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now we got to do something. We can't go into a break on that.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't see why. Now that's the new toaster of jokes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up at sports Doc, Dodgers win the world series game last night in 18 innings. Freddie Freeman, your walk off home run hero. The Chiefs beat Washington last night 287 and it weren't that close. And we'll have someone named Maximilian Neobach. Oh, in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I want to check in with Josh's feet.

[Pat Godwin]

How are they doing Here, let me remove my shoe and sock and give that a whiff, will you?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're delightful.

[Pat Godwin]

Now these don't help with odor, but orange insoles will help with so many other things. No tricks. All treats from our friends at Orange Insoles. Yes, they are pumpkin colored.

[Christy Lee]

They are. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't recommend carving them, but it'll hurt your foot. A good portion of the staff here on the show have them in their shoes. Right now they sent us insoles and we still use them. And that's because orange insoles give you support from the ground up. Find the right insole for [e-mail]. here are some options. You of course have the original full length insole. Now this is perfect for all the hard working all day crew, your construction workers, your teachers. These are built for long shifts. For serious all day support nurses. I'm looking at you doctors. The Deep Heel cup offer real support, helping align your body. And that arch support, it holds up. Don't keep walking around with achy feet, back, or knee pain. A lot of folks don't realize, oh, my lower back hurts. You know, it probably has something to do with your feet. Check out the brand new Orange Sport insole. That's right. The Orange Sport is made for movers. Pat, you're moving.

[Josh Arnold]

I am indeed, today.

[Pat Godwin]

And I know it's gonna be a lot of lifting, a lot of walking. Orange insoles, the right thing for you today? For sure. They have the old foam technology now. When they say movers, they don't mean people who are actually moving apartments. They mean your fitness buffs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Bob Kevoian]

T in that not hustle, but hustle?

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh. And you'll notice behind me now we have another set of orange insoles. They had to get them because I took the other ones that were back there because they were. They were size 12 and I need them for my new boots. Thank you very much. By the way, we were talking about the sad death of June Lockhart. Did you know that she was a huge fan of the Allman Brothers Band?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Why would you know that? How did that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Who. Who.

[Pat Godwin]

How'd you find that info?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not only that, but. But who the hell cares?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Billy Mooney, who, of course was the kid in Lost in Space, is a very fine musician.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mummy or Moomie? You insist on Moomie.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I've never talked to him. I don't know, but he, in an interview, talked about how June Lockhart hired The original hourglass that became the Allman Brothers for a party and was a lifelong fan. Little bit of obscure trivia. If you're not familiar with the Allman Brothers, I recommend Live at the Fillmore. You'll. You'll thank me.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've stumbled upon Interlude with a Blowhard. That's Tom's podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm embracing my love of the late June Lockhart and her fine television work, her journalism, and of course, her love of the Allman Brothers Band. Hey, get familiar with them. Once again, you'll thank. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

We are the musers on the pod.

[Announcer/Producer]

So far we've discussed people we love.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't tell you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cuban emailed. What are you wearing? Well, no, that's not.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Things we love. Got way into typewriters.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many typewriters do you own?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Just estimate it's time to get really down and dirty.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are great ideas. Start a podcast and then forget to promote it on social media. So what is our podcast about? You know, whatever we feel like the musers.

[Announcer/Producer]

The podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you, Chickster. Visit Stephen Singer Jewelers atIhateStevensinger.com to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. That's I hate Stephen Singer dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. I've got another letter. One more, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob at Top Show, I was listening to the most recent program and heard the story of bungee jumping without a rope.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the world's highest bridge. And they. It's in China. And they have set up a bungee. Cordless bungee, if you will. I guess an acoustic bungee or a Bluetooth bungee. It's just a giant net. And the idea is you jump off and land in the net, but they've not opened it yet. It's. They.

[Christy Lee]

Well, because people are gonna die.

[Tom Griswold]

They're concerned about maybe the wind would pick up and blow them in such a manner that they would miss the net.

[Christy Lee]

Or what if you bounce off the net?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, I don't Know they haven't opened it. They were supposed to open, but they're closing it off. What is it anyway? 250 bucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jordan writes Tom's comparison with bungee jumping without a rope would be like skydiving without a parachute.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember doing that? Saying that? Jordan says, I went skydiving. The instructor reminded us. Now remember, you don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The old landing is not an option.

[Bob Kevoian]

Routine p. S. I'm not a frequent skydiver, but I am a frequent dream flyer. I've really relived awesome moment of free fall bliss over and over.

[Tom Griswold]

He says, yeah, I've only had a flying dream two or three times, but you love. It was great. I wish I could.

[Christy Lee]

Could.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish there was a way you could sit down at a computer, type something in, and there will be. You'd have that dream.

[Pat Godwin]

You think anybody's pleasured themselves while skydiving? And like the. The object is the complete before you hit the chute.

[Christy Lee]

How much time do you have? Free fall.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think it would have to. You'd have to kind of edge on the plane and then when edge, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Keep yourself kind of there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Get yourself to the. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look who I'm talking to. You're. Most people are familiar with orgasms.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Enlighten me. Why would anyone do that?

[Pat Godwin]

Why? I mean, for the record, why?

[Christy Lee]

Because you guys are guys to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll raise you a scenario. I bet they're guy and a girl or whoever. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Tandem style.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're falling. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think they could achieve, though?

[Christy Lee]

I understand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Her last words before they turned into one big splattered pancake. I told you not to use the delay cream, you idiot.

[Pat Godwin]

They landed without the parachute opening. And his last words were. Hey, you said deeper.

[Christy Lee]

A typical skydiving free fall only lasts between 30 and 60 seconds.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You'd. So you'd have to edge on the plane and then as you're getting ready, jump.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then.

[Pat Godwin]

And then hit the parachute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know what was that part?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how he got here, but I'd really like to leave a couple quick things. Hello once again to Nick Hensley.

[Pat Godwin]

Who's that?

[Tom Griswold]

From dewitt, Michigan. Our winner last week of our special special contest. It's your opportunity to win something great from Stephen Singer jewelers. I'm talking about a 500e gift card. What do you. Do we have to pick the NFL games each week? We do this and we're entering. What week is this? What week? Nine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nine.

[Tom Griswold]

And we enter that on Thursday evening. So you've got until then to make your picks and you could win yourself that 500e gift card to Stephen Singer jewelers. Get on it right now.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Enter.

[Tom Griswold]

The action starts today. Wow. Unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you feel about that? How about pound pound and enter pound enter pound how do you feel about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever will get you to stop talking. Patty G. On the road once again. Coming up Saturday, November 1st, it's going to be Green Bay, Wisconsin at the Meijer Theater with Dave Dyer and Greg Hahn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that this weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Saturday night.

[Pat Godwin]

Another Saturday night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe Laugh one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great show. Dave Dyer, fireman, comedian. Greg Hahn, bachelor, comedian, man, United States Marine Corps. And Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Great show, Pat. That'll be fun. This Saturday in Green Bay. Now we're returning to the sports page.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that correct? Major League Baseball, the World Series game three ended a couple hours ago. Freddie Freeman, homer leading off the bottom of the 18th. Shohei Ohtani hit show. Hey, Ohtani.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom and I don't like it. I mean, what do we do? That's all we can say.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't see, it doesn't work. Say Quan Barkley. No, say Quan Barkley. Makes sense because you're saying yes, Quan Barkley show. Hey, Otani.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Ohtani.

[Tom Griswold]

No, his name isn't say hey Ohtani. Now the say hey kid would be Willie Mays.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

So you could go say hey. We'd all go, hey. No, I'm talking about construction of jokes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Willie Mays almost played 100 years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's highly inaccurate. Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. That's 70 years ago. Will you give me 70?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, there's a difference between 70 and 100.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true. Yes, but not much longer anyway. Shit.

[Tom Griswold]

Two home runs show his.

[Bob Kevoian]

What hit two home runs. Well, you guys are just children. When did. What happened to our show?

[Tom Griswold]

Struggling through.

[Pat Godwin]

They hear what they want to hear. Please continue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. The Dodgers outlast the Blue Jays 6 5. In another instant classic for the fall series. The defending champ Dodgers take a 21 lead. The best of seven. Here's what it sounded like with my boy Steven Nelson.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's what it sounded like in Spanish.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, this is just. It's just the English play by play. Dodger radio. Stephen Nelson in Los Angeles. Oh, wait a minute. Sends a fly ball to center field. Hang on. In Los Angeles, Field Marshall's going back.

[Tom Griswold]

Before the attack strikes me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Pat Godwin]

They pretty much knew it immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

So what time is it in LA when that happens? Midnight.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was it? 11:30? Quarter till 12. Man 230 Eastern Time.

[Tom Griswold]

74 is the answer, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

74 years ago he. He broke in as a rookie. He broke in as a rookie, Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

The say hey, kid. When I say go. The say hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. There you go. See, you're getting it.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're getting it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for the enthusiastic endorsement. We're just saying the Shohei Otani thing doesn't work.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I like it, you like it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm on board for whatever you want to do. Pat doesn't have an opinion. I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

He does. He's not one to ruffle fellow feathers.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

He just wants to do my little songs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Patrick Mahomes, 299 yards, three touchdowns. The Chief speed Washington 287 last night in Kansas City Chiefs now five and three. And that brings us to right here, everybody. Stupid world record seemed loud. An Austrian man has broken the Guinness World record for the longest time spent surfing a wave.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, see, this sounds really cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, does it?

[Tom Griswold]

And then really when you find out how he did it, it's really dumb.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maximilian Neil Bach spent a total of 8 hours 5 minutes standing on top of a board on a man made wave to beat the previous record of 3:55:02.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those wave parks with a continuous wave. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Successful attempt took place at the river wave. A man made wave that harnesses currents from nearby Alpine rivers to create a year round surfing spot.

[Pat Godwin]

But just one wave. How does it. I don't. I don't know how he did this.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine if you were on in a river and there was just. The wave just was constantly flowing at you and you. Here. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

He's not much of a wave.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And he's just standing there.

[Christy Lee]

And he just stands there.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't count at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Not even close.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm surprised. He's kind of wearing a jacket and.

[Pat Godwin]

Pants and he's holding a bowl of a snack or. Yeah, he's taking a break.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's having his Cocoa Puffs or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's having a bowl of soup or something. This is.

[Christy Lee]

This is a dumb world record.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And do you suppose he had to pee in his pants.

[Just Will]

In that case.

[Pat Godwin]

He could take it. He could just pull it out and go in the wall.

[Just Will]

Maybe that's What?

[Bob Kevoian]

The bowl's for pissing the bowl.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. It might be. It'd be poop in that bowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

What a dumb record.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I wonder who gave that to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the category.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stupid world records.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

He blamed. Do we have the Flavor Flav story? I want to hear that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have any. Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the thing is, I. I will give him this. I couldn't stand up for eight hours.

[Christy Lee]

You couldn't stand up for eight hours?

[Bob Kevoian]

You couldn't stand in one place for eight hours?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

What? Yeah. Your legs get itchy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think I have to get decent WI fi. Get my phone recharged.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom's like a great white shark. He stops moving. He's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It was so boring. This guy. The Flavor Flav story is awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have it over there?

[Christy Lee]

No. You didn't give it to me.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't print it. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Team USA's bobsled and skeleton teams have announced that Flavor Flav will serve as their official hype man for the Milan Cortina Olympics coming up next February. You guys psyched about this Winter Games?

[Pat Godwin]

I do. Like, I like the Winter Olympics, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Winter or summer, what do you think, Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm. I'm more of a winter guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I like summer. And I didn't even know. I like the track and feel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is cool Flavor Flava, if you're not familiar with him, is he's the guy that always has the big clock. And he's 66 years old.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's older than that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he says he's 66, but listen to this. He actually went down the Park City bobsled run.

[Christy Lee]

God, I'd love to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is really hairy. And then he tried out the skeleton, which is the thing. You go head first. It's like going down the bobsled running a cafeteria tray. He did that, and he reached speeds of 67 miles an hour.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there any way we can get Christy on that bobsled run?

[Christy Lee]

I've been out there at Park City and looked at it. I.

[Tom Griswold]

It's terrifying.

[Christy Lee]

It is pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

It's head first, really scary. So, anybody. So he's gonna be immediately the hype guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not right away.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's the guy that goes, boy.

[Christy Lee]

He goes, what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

What does he do?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy. So that. Is that what you hear when you hear this?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, boy. I forgot the yeah part.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, try it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Longer in the end of.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy. Yeah, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Much better.

[Christy Lee]

Like Matt Roush.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, it almost sounds backwards when I do it.

[Pat Godwin]

We enjoyed that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding me?

[Pat Godwin]

You were on the beach. Remember that time you were sitting on the beach and a chill ran up your spine?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what was happening. Oh, my God. Someone stepped on my grave.

[Pat Godwin]

We did a lot of stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And I believe every time he would go, let this happen, I heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

I heard two days in a row there was something going on. That's what I heard. Yeah. Couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what we're talking about is our friend Matt Roush. When he was a kid, they would take.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks, Chrissy.

[Tom Griswold]

They would take vinyl records and spin them backwards.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't say.

[Tom Griswold]

And they. And they would memorize the sound.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding me?

[Tom Griswold]

They would memorize the sound.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder what that sounded like.

[Tom Griswold]

Then play it backwards in a tape recorder to see how they did. And we have an example.

[Bob Kevoian]

Play it forward.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this just shows this what happens. This is about creativity and people having fun.

[Pat Godwin]

You hate that we have listeners, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

And inventing creative things to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone should be enjoying this.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a sample of this great activity. Now, that's Matt. He memorized that. And then we took it and took it and digitally rewound it. And you're gonna hear what it sounds like. Okay, we'll. We'll start with him. Him making the backward sound.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's barely works.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so much fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on a second. Hang on. Can I hear it again?

[Tom Griswold]

Why is everybody always speaking on me?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that I think about it. Didn't we have him do a couple of other ones?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, did I did it live right here? We had to do that. And we couldn't make fun sitting right.

[Tom Griswold]

There and see if we can bring him back in. Now, what's coming up in the. In the world of news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have boob jobs in the news. We have a lot of Halloween stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know how they do the boob job? They put the deflated in your. And then they pump it up after. It's kind of like a waterbed.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

They put the stuff in it after it goes into.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Did you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that. And there's a whole new technique they're doing. And there's some interesting things in that realm that are making the news.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And if you Go on a hike. You might want to check the weather. We have some guys who didn't apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know something? Leave them up there. Idiots.

[Pat Godwin]

I look forward to hearing how idiotic they were.

[Christy Lee]

I knew he would think this. I saw this story last night.

[Bob Kevoian]

I go, oh, leave them up there.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's like these guys that they're told not to go into a camping area. They go in and they've got to spend a hundred thousand dollars and hire helicopters and people endanger their lives picking these morons up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Helicopters?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's a helicopter?

[Tom Griswold]

Goes up a hill.

[Pat Godwin]

No, a helicopter slightly smaller than a mountain copter.

[Tom Griswold]

You say helio or helio.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say helicopter like a normal person.

[Pat Godwin]

Neither of those say helicopter or heliocopter or I say helicopter because I'm not an alien pretending to be a human being.

[Bob Kevoian]

Helio. And an aeroplane and a heliocopter and a television picture machine and. Oh, my God, what goes on in your brain?

[Tom Griswold]

There's so much of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't sort through it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

But what if I told you there's an even better story out there?

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. @ the News center, there's Christie Lee.

[Christy Lee]

This is the News center.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Conwood.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello. Tom. He's busy adjusting. You have lint on your shirt. Is that what you're doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Not anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just reading about this and I. I guess we've learned. I always thought it was the Louvre museum.

[Pat Godwin]

Louvre. I mean, I think everybody's fine still. Just saying Lou Louvre.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Like Quebec. Everybody says Quebec.

[Christy Lee]

Quebec.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you coupon or Coupon?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the correct is. Is Coupon is correct. I grew up Coupon, everybody. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a douchebag. Not a douchebag.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you. Are you talking about me? Is he talking about me? What is it? The emperor's a big fat pig.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The. This is now the. The Paris prosecutor says. I guess they regret announcing the fact that they've arrested two guys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In this. The. But the funnier thing is the. The company that makes the. What do you call those things? The cherry picker gizmo.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That they used to get up and down to the window to break into the Louvre museum. They have a commercial out there.

[Christy Lee]

They sure do.

[Tom Griswold]

Says it looks something like. In French.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't. It wasn't a cherry.

[Christy Lee]

It was a German company.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like we would know. It was like some sort of contraption on the ladder that was mechanized to go up and down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A brand of ladder by the booker published a social media post featuring the now famous image of that furniture ladder extending up to the balcony outside the Gallery of Apollo. According to the post on. This is the German company used on their social media. When you need to move fast, the Borger Agilio transports your treasures weighing up to 400 kilograms at 42 meters a minute. Quiet as a witch.

[Pat Godwin]

I used to see them almost every day when I lived in Korea because they build up there. There's very little. There's not enough land to build out. So everybody lives in these huge, tall apartment buildings and condos and stuff. And when you moved, they would put a couch or a piano or a kitchen table on these things and shoot them up the ladder to the windows.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's because otherwise you. Yeah. You can't. They can't fit in the elevators. They can't fit or they can't go up that many stairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Scary.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it'll be interesting to see how this plays out if the. If the jewels have been.

[Pat Godwin]

Are the commercials based on this heist?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're making fun of it.

[Tom Griswold]

They released them over the weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is. You know, this is the same thing. Remember when Ford did this with the Bronco?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Good enough for OJ For. But I think I've come up with what may be the greatest Halloween costume.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, ladies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go, man.

[Christy Lee]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Construction vest and a tiara.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's pretty good. That's simple and good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that people gonna get it?

[Christy Lee]

I think so. You can also buy like a big net fake necklace. You know, they have those jewels that probably match your tiara.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be simple, a timely.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be a great costume, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Or of the time, I guess you can wear boots.

[Christy Lee]

You could be comfortable. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Speaking of Halloween, Tom, I've been looking for something for you because I know this is one of your favorite characters, but. Are you a Kit Kat fan?

[Tom Griswold]

The candy bar?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll eat them on occasion.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you seen KitKat counts? They are, and I think we're gonna take a look at it. KitKats shaped like Count Dracula.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very cool.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't found them yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

That is so cool.

[Pat Godwin]

They look like little cows.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. Little Count Dracula's.

[Pat Godwin]

So I will try to get you some.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are great. Yeah. Now, we have finished our sports broadcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir, we have. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Would you mind if I read this one, Christy? It's. There's a.

[Pat Godwin]

It's her diary. Is that okay?

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's.

[Christy Lee]

I found it underneath a tree, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

I started reading about me.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I send you the one about the arsonist?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here, we'll go ahead. Because there's a little bit of detail I left out of that. That's so exciting, but go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

A New Jersey woman is facing a jail sentence after she allegedly torched a man's house because he fell asleep and stood her up on a booty call. As detailed in court records, a Ms. Russell traveled to the Woodbury home of the victim, Curtis Stokes, who told cops he, quote, invited defendant to his residence to have sexual intercourse.

[Pat Godwin]

Fire at a guy's name. Stokes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Stokes added that Russell was a side chick with whom he'd been having sex. The pair's pre dawn communication had consisted of Russell texting Stokes hello, to which he responded, quote, bring your ass. But when she arrived, Mr. Stokes had fallen asleep and did not respond to her at the door of her or her text.

[Pat Godwin]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's banging on the door.

[Christy Lee]

He didn't answer.

[Tom Griswold]

Late at night, text messaging back and forth.

[Bob Kevoian]

He takes her ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Bring your ass. And this is in quotation marks from the police report. Bring your ass.

[Christy Lee]

So because he didn't answer the door or her texts, Ms. Russell left to buy lighter fluid, matches and a cigarette lighter and return to set the victims home on fire.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think as revenge or to smoke him out?

[Christy Lee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe she's. I believe one of the charges was attempted murder.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Stokes, who suffered first and second degree burns as well as smoke inhalation, escaped through a window.

[Tom Griswold]

We have the photograph of the building.

[Christy Lee]

In a plea deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the building. Oh my God, it is. What do they call it when it's completely on fire? There's a phrase.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fully involved.

[Tom Griswold]

Fully involved, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Engulfed in a plea deal. Prosecutors had agreed to recommend an eight year prison term of which Ms. Russell will be required to serve more than six and a half years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, she looks like a fist fight waiting to happen.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly. We're looking at her mug shot. She looks like. Yeah, I did it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Defiant.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Announcer]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I'd do it again.

[Pat Godwin]

She is defiant.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way. Kiss my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it was at 4 in the morning, so the guy's dead, asleep, house on fire, barely gets out alive.

[Pat Godwin]

But she brought that ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently you learned a lesson.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Please, Tom, please today, text your girlfriend. Bring your ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Just for the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Now was it bring your ass?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Bring dad ass?

[Pat Godwin]

Ya, ya, bring your ass. So just be like, hey, honey, when are you gonna be home? Like, you know, kind of start off a regular conversation. Oh, around six. Bring your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good idea, Josh. And then do you have a spare bedroom?

[Pat Godwin]

I'll have clean sheets for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bring your ass.

[Christy Lee]

Do you keep your guest bed ready to go at any moment?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's always yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So do. I made ready to go?

[Pat Godwin]

I launder it. Launder it. I launder it the old fashioned way.

[Bob Kevoian]

You launder it so it matches your bedroom motif.

[Pat Godwin]

I launder it after a guest uses it.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

And then, yeah, it's all set.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Now what if the guest is fairly clean? Do you just say, what the hell I'm gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I still.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you judge? They're fairly clean.

[Pat Godwin]

I treat it like how I would want. I would want to arrive at a clean bed. Even if a clean person slept in it a week before.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

So, yeah, what would happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say this happened to me, in my life, okay. To a very good friend of mine who sadly is gone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, not this story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is so great. No, no, this fellow, they had a. This is after college, they had a sleepover and this guy was living with his mom and dad and this other person, who by the way became a Christian minister, defecated in the bed. But then he made the bed. The guest, he made it. So it's, it didn't look like so.

[Pat Godwin]

Just out of embarrassment.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, well, then after he was gone, they. His mom went to clean the sheets and. That's awful. Yeah, but he's a man of the cloth. I'm not even sure Jesus will forgive him for that one. Coming up, comedian Kakia Kanamopoulos.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he may have to sweep up in purgatory for a couple weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey. Hey, you got a mop around here? Then, then maybe we'll let you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, comedian Kostaki Economopoulos with all pro lines and our NFL report. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Matt Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick with his get box.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee. Yes, sir, I believe. Are we ready to check in with. There he is, comedian Kostakia Khanomopoulos, and he is in his home in Los Angeles, California. He is an Atlanta Falcons fan and he'll be.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Why you gotta.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry, you gotta bring that up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, bad weekend for you? I didn't say.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's pretty tough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Arguably one of the worst teams in the NFL beat Atlanta and Atlanta looked like one of the best teams in the NFL. It all went haywire. Yeah. Dolphins beat him this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And then 30 to nothing or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was it? Oh, you. You skipped.

[Tom Griswold]

And did we lose?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Sorry I lost you guys. I think I'm back. Oh, I think I'm back.

[Tom Griswold]

Hugh Chick want to know the score of the Miami Atlanta game?

[Bob Kevoian]

I forget.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, it was 106. And I don't know. I don't remember exactly. It's a reminder to Georgia. Pulling out your appendix for Cousins doesn't end well. That's good. A reminder.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Kostaki, you are also going to be on the road in Berlin in just a few weeks watching. Yeah, let's take on the Falcons. And I keep telling the story. It's amazing. Your brother, his life was saved with a donation, a bone marrow transplant. And you're going to be meeting the guy that donated the bone marrow.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, we're going to go to the game. It's part Of. And my brother turns 50, like a few days after. It's. It's a crates. It's a great story.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's awesome. And football's a great. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of the gent from Germany that donated the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jurgen.

[Tom Griswold]

Jurgen.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna hug Jurgen.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. What a great story.

[Pat Godwin]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

And your brother's doing great.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's doing great. Yeah, he's. He's doing great. And football's a good match for Germans, right? You drink beer while you watch. There are tons of car ads. And it's a precisely timed game of land acquisition.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Very good. Now, I noticed you haven't brought up the fact that Chick's team was soundly defeated last evening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Soundly defeated?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but without their quarterback.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I mean, he'll be. He'll be back soon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that team. How long can he stay, you know, same old Washington, you know. Yeah. Nothing I ain't seen before.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a record year for quarterbacks exiting? I mean, didn't know what. Carson Wentz, he's out now and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What will the league do with Carson Wentz out?

[Tom Griswold]

You know.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Lamar Jackson.

[Just Will]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

There's some big names that have been out. That's true. And the. And the crazy jets won this week, so, you know, you never know what's going to happen. How sad is it, by the way, that no jets players or staff were involved with the gambling scandal. They haven't been throwing games, they just play like that. But they won. Also, people in hell are enjoying ice water this week, so it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, Fields was.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Justin Fields was day to day all week after being thrown into the bus by. By the owner. I don't know if you saw the comments. Jets owner was really harsh about the quarterback. If you were surprised by what Woody Johnson said, don't be. His name is Dick. Dick Woody Johnson. It's a big win for Justin Fields after a tough week. Field said at one point this week he was laying in his closet crying. So he's connected to the jets fan base. That's good, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

They can relate.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The jets finally figured out how to win. Let the running back throw the ball. This was a crazy ending. We had a bunch of throwback uniforms this week. Thursday night, the Chargers. I guess that wasn't a throwback. It was more of a modern look. They were an all navy. I thought it was awesome. And then we had the Eagles. Kelly Greens are super cool and I love the Broncos Orange helmets with the huffing horse and the thing and the. And then the Pittsburgh Steelers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, yeah. You thought the towels were terrible. It's as if they were beloved uniforms when television was in black and white or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It was like Three Stooges meets Murder Hornets.

[Tom Griswold]

Very big stripes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every year, they seem to really get hit new heights. As far as ugly uniforms go, it's. Yeah, yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They were like construction vests, which is fitting because Green Bay only slowed down a little while they passed by.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

We had gruesome scene on Sunday so bad the networks didn't show at the end of the Falcons game.

[Pat Godwin]

It was.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It was tough. Nobody wanted to see. No, no, of course I'm talking about Scatter Boo, the beloved kid. Man, it sucks. His ankle was dislocated. Looked more relocated, like 90 degrees. It's like. It feels like dislocated is what the doctor says when you're not around. He says broken af. Like, his name already sounds like something Philip Rivers would shout when he gets hurt. Oh, Scatter Boo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He doesn't cuss, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very good. Very good.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Eagles fan base gave Scatter Boo a standing ovation, which I thought was classy. Or was it Philly trolling like, look, we can all stand up, no problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

I still don't know how they get Scatter Boo out of his name. There's only one O at the end.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

But I have the same thing. Every time I type it in, I'm like, that can't be right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Saquon Barkley also left the game with a groin injury. Between that and the heist at the Louvre, that's a tough week for expensive jewels.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Despite criticism about the decision, the NFL will not reconsider the Bad Bunny halftime show. There's a weird culture war around this. I. I will say this. I've been to NFL games. I travel around America talking about the NFL. A pretty big slice of the NFL fan base is older white guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? They.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They haven't thrown us a bone with the halftime booking in 15 years. If you're.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

If you're over 50 like me, women in their 20s and 30s don't even see you anymore. This is a very painful experience. Dating them is a terrible idea. But just notice us. That's what I want from the NFL.

[Pat Godwin]

Just.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Just see that I'm here. That's all. Once in a while, a booking for us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Better hurry.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

AC DC, Billy Joel.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I mean, Paul McCartney still. Why are we Not Rolling Stones. What are we doing? Kiss once in a while. Something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

All right. Super fast. Can we go through the last 15 Super Bowls halftime shows?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Usher, Rihanna, Dr. Dre, the Weeknd, Shakira and Jennifer Lopez. I like that one. Strong women and the asses. Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Maroon 5, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Coldplay, Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, Beyonce, Madonna, Black eyed peas. And 15 years ago, in 2010, the WHO. The who was the last one that spoke to the grown up white guy demographic.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I mean, it makes sense. And I think, you know, it's the. The grown up white guy's already there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

They want. Yeah, I get it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

They want to get my teenage daughter.

[Tom Griswold]

Involved and people from other countries.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Countries, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

I get that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

But once a decade to give us a Daisy DC or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, come on. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe have somebody come out and translate. Are they gonna have to have a. One of those language of the deaf people signing in both English and Spanish during this thing to be politically correct? Do they show that on screen? I don't know.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I get it. Globally, there's a lot of Spanish speakers. That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I get.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'll be. I'll be peeing during that show, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's the other thing. It's a big break for many of us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you, Kostaki, would you go. Would you go to the super bowl every year if you could?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I don't know if I'd go every year, but I would love to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's such a spectacle. That's a thing, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I think true fans don't want any part of being there in person. I. I can't. I can't imagine.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Well, they've done such a good job of the way they televise games. It's so comfortable to watch. It sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it? Sure.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

But yeah, I like a spectacle once in a while, you know, going to live games, I find to be. I'm not a season ticket guy. I like to go once or twice a year. But I, you know, I would love to go to a Super bowl, but it's gotten so crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you can't.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's like $3,000 for the ticket. That doesn't even count the flights and the hotel and the, you know, it's a big. It's a big thing to try to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pull off a prostitute.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think, in. When the game you see in Germany, are they going to do the same sort of constant stunt stuff they do at NFL games now where they have contests and they're throwing giant bean bags and kicking balls.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but you know what they'll do? They'll play John Denver. Take me home.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I was just gonna say they love John Denver.

[Bob Kevoian]

They will sing their little hearts out there in Germany. Yeah, they love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. That's a big thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a little David Hasselhoff.

[Pat Godwin]

Will he.

[Tom Griswold]

Will Hasselhoff be there, do you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he still. Is he still a thing in Germany?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, he's huge in Germany.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's our idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Is that really a thing?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Oh, absolutely. I'm not kidding. David Hasselhoff is huge in Germany.

[Bob Kevoian]

So if I go to Germany later today, I go to Germany and I say I am related to David Hasselhoff.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be. You'd be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Red carpet, carpet, red carpet. I might try that.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolute fact.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Kostaki, I want to remind Everybody that Wednesday, November 12th, you start a. An interesting run. You're going to be in Des Moines, Iowa. Wednesday, November 12th, the 13th, Dodge City. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Fort Dodge. Forgive me. And then Friday the 14th, Sioux Falls, S.D. saturday, back in Iowa. In Sioux City, Saturday, November 5th.

[Christy Lee]

15Th.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

So those last two are with Han and Zany. Those are great shows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they'll all be good. Well, thank you very much, Kostaki. Any parting words?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Should get out on a joke after that weird rant that went nowhere. Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a Bob. Is that a Bob and Tom sweatshirt?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, that's a Bob and Tom sweatshirt. And it went Bob and Tom Hatch that I'm very Halloween today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Orange and orange. Well, I don't even remember seeing those.

[Christy Lee]

Because Bob did those.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

This is from the Kavoyan collection.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, orange.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Especially this time of year.

[Christy Lee]

It's a pumpkin color.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I got it. I got it. I just never seen that before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing rhymes with that sweatshirt.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Steelers want Aaron Rodgers to come back next year for his 22nd season. Season. That's too many. Even Mash only had 11. That's enough already.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Good night.

[Tom Griswold]

Always appreciate it.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice job, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what's coming up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have some interesting news in the world of health, including boob jobs, new teeth grown in a lab, and could gray hair be a good thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. It's never a good thing.

[Christy Lee]

It's never a good thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Says you're getting.

[Christy Lee]

Remind me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Impending doom.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends where it is. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have Noticed a couple down there by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You got some down there?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. I do a comb over down there.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding. What about you, Pat? You got some gray hair Couple.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, Any gray hair?

[Pat Godwin]

Found my first.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. See, it's very exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

You pluck it out?

[Pat Godwin]

I, I trimmed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I heard if you, if you pluck it out, about 5 will grow in its place.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the old wives tale is. Yeah, but I don't know if it's true or not.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't either.

[Pat Godwin]

Those old wives were smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, and they're good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, right now let's, let's switch gears here. It's time to enlighten you. We've been talking a lot about annuities here in the Bob and Tom program. The experts on annuities, the Silac Insurance Company. What's an annuity? Well, it's a way to keep getting money. When it's time to retire, you get a steady income. And if you want to find out real information, you've got to listen to this announcement that I'm about to make. All right. It's actually a quiz. The McGee 3. Here's how it works. I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. Chick Magee, what is the address? The Silac website address?

[Bob Kevoian]

Here you go, Tom. It's silac ins.com that is s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, we have boob jobs in the news and you're going to be quite surprised what the current trend is. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. At the Silac insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hey, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I was just reading this story we had a while back about this lady who's been now been convicted and sentenced to jail for setting this guy's house on fire with him in it. Because once again, according to the police report, they use the phrase she stood up on a booty call. And according to court records, the lady, apparently this gentleman had Curtis Stokes had texted her and invited her over.

[Bob Kevoian]

So she went over and he stood her up.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He fell asleep.

[Christy Lee]

He fell asleep.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

According to the police. This is the police report. The pairs predone communication had consisted of Mr. Russell, Ms. Russell. Excuse me, Ms. Russell. Texting Mr. Stokes hello. To which he responded. He responded, bring your ass. And then. But when. Then she gets there and the guy's asleep, can't wake up. So she goes and according to the police report, buys lighter fluid, matches, a cigarette lighter. It's four in the morning, sets the guy's house on fire.

[Bob Kevoian]

Matches and a cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I want get the job done, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly. But he's okay. He severe. I guess he second and third degree burns.

[Christy Lee]

First and second degree burns.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Christy Lee]

My story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, there you go. You're right.

[Christy Lee]

First smoke inhalation. He had to get out through a window. Damn.

[Pat Godwin]

Bring your ass. Watch yourself. Bring your ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Watch.

[Pat Godwin]

Show me what you're working with. That's very good. Show me. Oh, it's Mystical's shake your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a great song.

[Bob Kevoian]

You might not like.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great song, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Is that used in the. In the cause. Is that using that video game you were playing? You were talking about call of booty?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I believe it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see Mystical spells his name with a K. Of course he does. Yeah, I think it's a M Y S T I K a L or something like that.

[Pat Godwin]

He's my favorite. Yeah, I came here with my dick in my hand.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just gonna ask if there's any profanity, am I? You answered my question.

[Christy Lee]

Is it sounds like he's ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we find something from the artist? But Mr. Is it Mr. Mystical?

[Bob Kevoian]

I just hope he gets inducted into the Kennedy Center.

[Tom Griswold]

That's becoming less likely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the current parlance go to texting an Invitation to the booty call.

[Josh Arnold]

You up.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it still you up?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you up is timeless.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in this case, you up in flames.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we saw the house. It was a fully. What's the word again? Fully engulfed. Wow. Bring your ass. So is DTF still. Is that still a functioning.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, probably. I don't know. I'm way past the booty call days.

[Bob Kevoian]

We tried to get you to do this earlier. Will you text your assistant significant other and tell her ask her booty call or oh, dtf question mark.

[Tom Griswold]

See what she. But you don't combine. You don't go dtf bring your ass. Well, you could you just say just one. But DTF is the quickest.

[Christy Lee]

If you do dtf and she says yeah, then you could go bring it.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Please do.

[Josh Arnold]

Apologize and say it was a joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'll help.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was joking.

[Tom Griswold]

Was Joss's idea. Well, again, that, that the woman has been sentenced, by the way, for hot attempted murder, among other things.

[Pat Godwin]

Must have really one of that d hard time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, she needed that deep.

[Tom Griswold]

This is it. I didn't see this. It took six years to bring her to trial. Man. That doesn't make sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Why did it take that long?

[Pat Godwin]

That doesn't make sense at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

She been in jail since that?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, because she's gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

It says the criminal case against Ms. Russell dragged on for more than six years. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, you know, our justice system sometimes isn't swift, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently. Okay, once again, that's Christy Lee over there. She is at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Shake your ass, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I can shake my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I heard that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Should I get the song over? What is that? What is the song called again?

[Josh Arnold]

Shake you.

[Pat Godwin]

It really is Shake your ass. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ya, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he has something in his hand when he arrives.

[Pat Godwin]

And then he says, don't make me put my my foot in your ass. Be cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be cool.

[Pat Godwin]

I gotta hear it now.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's Fonzie like?

[Tom Griswold]

He's cool and okay, here it is. Oh no, this is a different.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't make me leave here with my foot in your ass. Be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Forel's on this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And is this frel makes a nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Shoe for the beginning is fine.

[Tom Griswold]

This is radio friendly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm nervous. You're sure this is radio friendly?

[Pat Godwin]

I'll tell you when to stop.

[Christy Lee]

Jason, put it up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Shake your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch yourself. Shake your Ass.

[Just Will]

Ass.

[Pat Godwin]

Show me what you're working with.

[Josh Arnold]

Shake your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch yourself. Shake your ass.

[Pat Godwin]

Stop it right now. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

A line or two.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, chick, you help me. What is that reminding me of? What is the song?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. It is familiar, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Give it to me. There was a song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Joe Tex, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Joe Texas Ain't Gonna Bump with no big fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's it. Oh, I love that song. Joe Texan. Is that with the Sex Olettes or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a solo project? Joe texted. Had nothing to do with the Sex Olex.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't Joe Tex in the Sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, left. No, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was the Sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, now is it Monty Rock iii.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Does Mystical remind you of him or is he sampling it?

[Bob Kevoian]

He sounds a little bit just.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just a symbol. I'm not.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, here's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want any beef with Mystical.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Just win your time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe it's a little bit smoother.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, yeah. This is not it. Maybe it's this one. Gotcha. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't see you now.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Announcer]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Now give me what you promised me, damn it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I certainly. I think, think Mr. Mystical was certainly influenced.

[Pat Godwin]

I would. I. Mystical probably loves that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, it's great.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it's a little problematic.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he arrive with the aforementioned member in his hand in this song?

[Pat Godwin]

And that's lyrically, I mean, Mystical. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Yeah. Right after that.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's still attached to his body, though, right?

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that would be creepy if it was.

[Pat Godwin]

I came in with my. In my hand. Don't make me leave here with my foot in your ass. Be cool. It's hard to be cool, Mystical, when you show up with your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then you're gonna put your foot in my ass.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we were pretty relaxed until you came into the door and screamed, shake your ass at us.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Anyway, that. That's so much for today's crime report.

[Pat Godwin]

Mystical did. I don't know if he's still in jail or not, but he certainly is no stranger to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he spent some time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't he on the album? What's the guy's name? The guitar player? Bruno Mars, that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he does a track on that. Somebody.

[Pat Godwin]

I like him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll get it. Somebody will tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Thank you. Let's move forward here. Christy, what's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Over 20 ill prepared hikers were rescued from New Hampshire's Mount Washington after getting trapped in what authorities describe as quote, full winter conditions without proper gear near the summit. Temperature Saturday reached 15 to 18 degrees with a wind chill anywhere between -5 and 0.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was wearing my heaviest golf top.

[Christy Lee]

Andy Vilain, the assistant general manager for the Mount Washington Cog Railway said the train was heading to the Mountain 6280 foot summit as normal when crew members discovered several distressed hikers. Many were showing the beginning signs of hypothermia due to their poor choice of clothing, including non waterproof layers and sneakers. Crew members created space for the hikers and cranked the heat to reverse the effects of hypothermia. And then of course they had to warn others that you have to be prepared for winter conditions this time of year.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't wear your Crocs, you idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, that's just another reason you aren't on any sort of rescue crew, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I respect getting the chopper. What were you thinking, dumbass?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, at some point you have to have people responsible. Look at your weather app before you go up the mountain.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you and I got lost one time up in Michigan with your boys, I believe for time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm surprised you hiking.

[Josh Arnold]

We were taking a hike.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Aren't you guys surprised Tom doesn't get lost every day somewhere?

[Pat Godwin]

I think he does and doesn't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

It and I think he does and doesn't ever tell anybody about it.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't get lost, Pat. We were just. We were hiking up Five Mile Creek and then I was terrified.

[Josh Arnold]

We were gone for a long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew where we were going.

[Christy Lee]

No, you can't imagine.

[Pat Godwin]

We all got a little nervous.

[Tom Griswold]

We ended up. We ended up by Pete coming so house.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was fine.

[Josh Arnold]

We got on a highway finally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you guys imagine Pat overreacting and being terrified? What?

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine Tom leading a hike?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember when they. Remember when that deer jumped out of the weeds? That I do. Terrifying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, okay, if. If a deer jumps out of the weeds, unless he has an ak. I'm not scared.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I mean we were.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we were.

[Tom Griswold]

We were on top of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

It was daytime and that.

[Pat Godwin]

We didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you. You're not meant to hike.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like a big dog.

[Christy Lee]

You're not meant to hike with.

[Tom Griswold]

With very pointy ears. Antlers.

[Bob Kevoian]

He could have stabbed me with his antlers.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean these guy. There, there is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he wanted to.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason would show Me the app was it all trails shows you where thing. And then Josh, you have that one all tales for your only fans guidebook shows you where the booty is.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

You like to watch it with your aforementioned piece in your hand?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're sealing what's coming up, my dear.

[Christy Lee]

I still have to get to our boobs shrinking. We have a fake fat squirrel week. Fat squirrel and a couple Halloween stories. Are you excited about Halloween this year? Especially as an adult favorite holiday in the world?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan.

[Christy Lee]

And will you be a big fan when you don't have little kids next to Christmas?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And at this point, I'm not going to be without little kids while breathing anyway. And once again, my suggestion for an idea. An idea. I should say maybe wear a construction vest and a tiara and you can be one of the. And then have your man wear a beret and a pencil thin mustache and you can be the we planned the Louvre robbery. Maybe wear a. A button with Mona Lisa on it. Did you go see the Mona Lisa when you were in Paris?

[Bob Kevoian]

Paris?

[Christy Lee]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Line was too long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did I hear that story right? That nobody knew who. What the Mona Lisa was or it wasn't really popular until it was stolen. They got it back and then it became popular.

[Tom Griswold]

It could be.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think. I think that's. I think I got parts of that right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not all that interesting when you get up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There's plenty other great things to look at at the Louvre.

[Bob Kevoian]

Size of a postcard, right?

[Christy Lee]

A little big.

[Pat Godwin]

I have heard of them all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's really small.

[Pat Godwin]

Like it's smaller apparently than you think it would be, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you got to go. Yep, there it is. Looks just like the pictures. Okay, good. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's an art lover right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, could gray hair have something to do with cancer? We'll find out.

[Pat Godwin]

Comedy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

The way I said it was much better. It was like a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could you be secretly dying? We'll talk about it coming back.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

Are your organs eating themselves? We'll be right back.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Announcer/Producer]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair. And Josh is shaking. He's his head at something.

[Pat Godwin]

A river, I think. River. I'll give you river. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Casey, we're talking about Joni Mitchell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay? There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. I like. What is that? Wolf Coyote.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we were talking about the album Blue and I think most of it is nonsense. She's not saying anything.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a mere classic.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's stream of consciousness nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's incredible art. You.

[Pat Godwin]

It kind of isn't, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out the album Hagyra and get back to me, will you?

[Pat Godwin]

No, you had me listen to Blue Hag.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great record.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean Spyro Hijira? No, but there's somebody. Morning Dance.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed that. That reference. Has anybody seen the commercial for Amazon It's. It plays constantly. It's the one where the. The college girl comes home and it's wintertime, and she walks up to see her old room, and she opens the door, and her dad is kind of a pudgy guy with a dad bod.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, he's working out. Running the treadmill.

[Tom Griswold]

Working on. Did you notice what song they're playing?

[Christy Lee]

No. What song are they playing?

[Tom Griswold]

They're playing the one that I got this for. Testing. Tested. Check. They're playing one of my favorite songs from the great band Collective Soul. They're playing Shinedown. They're playing Shine. You want to. Want to hear what it sounds like? And this is how they recorded it, by the way. Oh, wait a minute. What the hell? What the hell?

[Bob Kevoian]

I had it all set up, and.

[Tom Griswold]

He just flipped it.

[Christy Lee]

He isn't even sitting in there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's not even. He didn't do anything. You saw him in here working on the TV for five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

You heard me. You heard me. Just testing it, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Testing one.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened to Shine and it all set.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

First of all, you've never had anything all set in your life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was in slot three there. Now it says shat's Beer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Worth it.

[Josh Arnold]

Totally saved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and he missed it, that one.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's. It's so cool to hear that song in the. That's a great song.

[Pat Godwin]

No, Better than anything Joni Mitchell ever did.

[Christy Lee]

No joke.

[Tom Griswold]

What, are you drunk?

[Pat Godwin]

I, I, I. I defy you to listen to a song like the last time I Saw Richard.

[Tom Griswold]

The last time I saw Richard was Detroit in 68. That's the first line of that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great.

[Christy Lee]

What happened in history on this date?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, fired.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Let me.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me look at some of these lyrics.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, I have your back on this. I never got Joni Mitchell either.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on. There are a couple songs.

[Pat Godwin]

There are a couple that are great. Yeah, there are a couple that are great. I don't. I don't care for both sides now.

[Tom Griswold]

That's wonderful. Too much.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Okay. That's what it. Yeah. Oh, listen to this. I am on a lonely road and I am traveling. Traveling. Yes, traveling, traveling.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's just. That's just the.

[Pat Godwin]

Looking for something. What can it be? That's. That's my problem with her. Vagary after vagary after vagary, which. Give me something to hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's your favorite band? The Vomit Tones.

[Pat Godwin]

What are they called? The Vomit tones. I liked them. 88.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the new Vomit Tone.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And their lyrics. What is it? Vomiting on Our Way to Hell.

[Pat Godwin]

I just want you to admit that a lot of it means nothing. It's not specific enough. There is no story here anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for the last time I saw Richard. It was Detroit in 68. There is a story.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll. Maybe I'll look at the lyrics.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What happened on this day in history. Okay, Here you go. This is something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Talking to somebody. I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Joshua of a literary.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right. That's why I don't like Joni Mitchell.

[Tom Griswold]

She's not zany. Literary poser. And oh, California's on blue.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like California. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That one's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

That one's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

1726, Jonathan Swift released what book in London?

[Pat Godwin]

Probably Gulliver's Travels.

[Bob Kevoian]

My Gun is Quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Originally titled Anyone?

[Pat Godwin]

The Lilliputians.

[Bob Kevoian]

I the jury.

[Tom Griswold]

Gilligan's Travel. Very few people know that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a three hour audiobook.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a three hour audiobook. Do they have the part in that where the Lilliputians get wiped out by diseases from the invading white man? No. Okay, let's see. Oh, here's a good one. Pat Godwin. 1793. A patent applied for. For the cotton gin. Who. Who did that? Whitney Brown.

[Pat Godwin]

A Whitney Brown? That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

The comedian. A Whitney. No, it was.

[Christy Lee]

It was Eli Whitney.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Trying to score some horses. He came up with Eli.

[Tom Griswold]

19. Excuse me. 1858, R.H. macy & Co. Opened the doors at 6th Avenue in New York City for their Dillard Macy's belt. And then that was on this date. And then they had their first. The first Macy's Day Parade. Consisting of one guy pulling a. Pulling a wagon. Kind of a disappointment. Okay. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give this to Mr. Smarty Pants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick Magee. Which president in 1886 dedicated the Statue of Liberty?

[Bob Kevoian]

1886. Harding. No, I haven't gone yet. Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Muppets is your hint.

[Bob Kevoian]

Muppets? Taft. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Cleveland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Grover Cleveland. Alexander.

[Tom Griswold]

Grover.

[Bob Kevoian]

It also led the league in American League in pitching that year.

[Pat Godwin]

Pulling that sheet off of the Statue of Liberty took.

[Christy Lee]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy who now? Who gave us the Statue of Liberty?

[Christy Lee]

France.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, they shipped it over in.

[Tom Griswold]

Parts, but it was the shipping. The shipping was free because they were on Amazon Prime. The French were way ahead of us.

[Pat Godwin]

Can you also.

[Tom Griswold]

The statue of.

[Christy Lee]

Can you upskirt her?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole famous Thing about her feet, though, did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

I may have completed on them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, no, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm serious.

[Christy Lee]

Today.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole thing about the Statue of Liberty's feet. You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh is serious, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? On this date in 1954, Hemingway was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

For the book you don't care for.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's awful.

[Christy Lee]

Which book?

[Josh Arnold]

Old man of the Sea.

[Tom Griswold]

Old man of the Sea. Not his book.

[Pat Godwin]

Just a terrific allegory about growing old.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amazing, boring, doom.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't read it. I can't say.

[Tom Griswold]

Hemingway was probably in Key west on the state in 62 when the Cuban Missile Crisis came to an end.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he probably was.

[Tom Griswold]

He was thinking, well, shoots off. I'm the first to go. Cube is right over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he liked Cuba a lot more than America. Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, so did Kennedy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he had a place there.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, this is. This is a true fact.

[Bob Kevoian]

Him and Hyman Roth going to be bigger than US Steel.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is a true fact. As opposed to what you're saying. JFK purchased 1200 Cuban cigars before enacting the embargo on Cuban goods in 62. That is a fact. You can check.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just good timing.

[Pat Godwin]

Clinton found one in the desk, I think. Where can I put this? He asked.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. And then, Josh, on this date in what year was the St. Louis Gateway Arch completed?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna say 62, 65. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty close.

[Tom Griswold]

And until I went to St. Louis, I always thought it went over the.

[Bob Kevoian]

River and through the woods.

[Christy Lee]

I did, too, I have to admit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but it's impressive. It's very.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, why wouldn't they?

[Tom Griswold]

And lastly, Ace, on this date, on NBC television, they debuted the made for television movie Kiss meets the Phantom of the park.

[Pat Godwin]

1978. Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

1978 is indeed correct.

[Pat Godwin]

Who plays the Phantom of the park.

[Christy Lee]

Now?

[Pat Godwin]

There's nobody you knew? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's the famous one where one of the stand ins was African American for part of it. And it's a little obscure trivia fact. Rather unusual, you see, because the fellas from guesswork. Never mind. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have adultoween. Have you heard about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, instead of Halloween.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Adulter.

[Christy Lee]

The Haunted Car Wash. Have you heard of these?

[Pat Godwin]

No, but it sounds fun.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good idea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's causing a lot of controversy. Not controversy. A lot of lines around the car wash. Oh, wow. Have you got a song for any.

[Josh Arnold]

Songs or the breast augmentation.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we have boobs coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Bill Gates.

[Christy Lee]

Bill Gates's birthday today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, born in 50. He, so he turned 70 today.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I sent him a, a gift card from Apple.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of 70, did you see?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kelsey Grammer announced he just had a new son.

[Pat Godwin]

Seventy.

[Christy Lee]

At 70, you better hurry.

[Tom Griswold]

Up you go, Kelsey. That's his eighth, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good, very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You need another baby. The ones you got are too big to cuddle.

[Pat Godwin]

Bring your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Get yourself over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Make me a baby.

[Christy Lee]

Send her that dtf.

[Pat Godwin]

Dtf. Bring ya dtmb.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got your day in your hand.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us, by the way, to bring that ass is a reference to an earlier story. Yeah. Out of context, this could seem somewhat vulgar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somewhat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very good. These are the Rally Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. Hey, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick and Tom. We have a special guest in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

We do. And I haven't even met him yet. No, I was in the other room when I walked in.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I'm gonna have a, A question here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I bet you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a. I need a pronouncer. Your name is spelled J. U, S. Is it Juice or Jug?

[Just Will]

Us is just Will.

[Tom Griswold]

And Will is your last name.

[Just Will]

Will is actually my name, which is why my stage name is just Will.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got it. Yeah. Okay, very good. Because Juice. Will would also be cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Juice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Will it be cool?

[Josh Arnold]

I like, just.

[Just Will]

Yeah, I think we've had enough of Juice for the, this, this sensory.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The Juice nickname is sort of now tainted.

[Just Will]

Yeah, he kind of ruined.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Any new Juices coming up? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, not an O.

[Pat Godwin]

Even Juice Newton has changed her name to OJ. Yeah, it didn't really work out for her. Okay, well, it's nice to meet you, just Will.

[Just Will]

Nice to meet you as well, just Will.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know anything about you except I've just been, I was walking in the hallway. He goes, got a lot of kids like you, Tom. Got a lot of kids, Julia.

[Just Will]

I have a lot of kids. I have 10 children.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Just Will]

Yeah. Fortunately, eight of them are no longer in the home. They are adulting or whatever it's called when you move out. But you always need stuff. That's what they're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I'm out of. Out of air. 10. That's serious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Just Will]

It's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you got what, two, like in high school still?

[Just Will]

I have one at the house that's an adult and then I have one in high school.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. But that's a lot of parenting.

[Pat Godwin]

Congratulations. You don't have to say a name, but do you have a favorite?

[Just Will]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like a yes.

[Just Will]

Quick story.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Just Will]

I just recently found out that I had have twins that were adults, so. Just recently found out.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I'm, I, I'm lost already.

[Pat Godwin]

So somebody came to you and said, hey, by the way, I got an.

[Just Will]

Inbox from an ex.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Just Will]

And she wasn't like the nice ex. This is the ex that you calling the Avengers to make sure she doesn't get another Infinity St.

[Pat Godwin]

That ex I got you.

[Just Will]

And yeah, I have had some 23 year old twin girls now.

[Tom Griswold]

But you never knew them.

[Just Will]

No, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't know they existed?

[Just Will]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Just Will]

Now the twist is out of my 10, the two that I've never met are actually my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Must have been the parenting. That's interesting. Wow. How did the. How did you not know about him? Did she move away or.

[Just Will]

It's, let's see, no cussing.

[Pat Godwin]

I imagine it would be. There would be a fair amount of cussing. Talking about this.

[Just Will]

I didn't know because I wasn't. She moved on.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She didn't let you know?

[Just Will]

She never told me until they did. AncestryDNA.com oh, then she sent they the. The daughters on their own. Twin girls. They sent me the receipts.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they identical?

[Just Will]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Just Will]

And beautiful.

[Pat Godwin]

Beautiful girl.

[Christy Lee]

Were they happy to meet you?

[Just Will]

I'm not sure, but we. So as soon as they walked in the room, I felt the connection. Beautiful. Just. They felt like mine. So. Yeah. You know.

[Pat Godwin]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Oh, and.

[Just Will]

And I didn't have to raise them. It doesn't really get much better.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to mention the savings. The savings in child support alone would be that you're looking at a million dollar savings.

[Just Will]

And they both went to college and I didn't have to pay for it. It's pretty awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We're speaking with the Other guy doesn't feel that way.

[Just Will]

Now that's a different conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Our guest is just Will, comedian and we'll talk more with Will. But first we're going to. Are we going to get to this breast story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Plastic surgeons say breast enhancement surgery is on the decline. Physicians say they're now seeing more patients who are having their breast implants removed, dubbed explant surgery. Others are still seeking breast augmentation, but with less obvious results. Amid the changing beauty standards, Beverly Hills surgeon Dr. Kat Bogovic told the Washington Post she has seen a huge increase in women specifically asking for a fat transfer procedure over implants, which gives a more subtle increase in volume in the chest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dr. Kat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kat Bogovic, probably Catherine, but what's a. I've never heard of this. A fat transfer. Do they suck it out like they're doing liposuction and then shove it in. In.

[Christy Lee]

This is the first I've ever heard of it too. I'm not really familiar with it. I'll have to go do some research. Victoria Pitts Taylor chair of the Feminist Gender and Sexuality Studies at Wesleyan University.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I bet she's fun to have around.

[Tom Griswold]

She's. I'll bet she's hairy down there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, the pox on the world is the male.

[Christy Lee]

The shift is not surprising, adding that breast implants have become over present passe and they're not compatible with, well, wellness and detoxifying lifestyles that people are moving toward, which is true.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder if somebody could donate fat. It has to be your own.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think it would have to be your own.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, your own.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you thinking of a line in lock?

[Pat Godwin]

Not why I asked that question, you prick.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say that's not to suggest that you're extraordinarily heavy, but a bevy of beauties could be serviced.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm so bevy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to think of the word. I know, I just got it. Your patient's own fatty shrinkflation. Remember how we were reading about so called shrinkflation where they're making products putting more air in the potato chip bag. Are Oreos still the same size or did they shrink too?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oreos are a little smaller.

[Just Will]

I think they look smaller.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's my contention.

[Christy Lee]

A cosmetic procedure where a patient's own fat taken from one part of the body, such as the abdomen or thigh or dead ass, using liposuction, purified and then injecting into the breast to increase size and shape.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it just be lumpy or do they put it in some kind of a container.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sure they know what they're doing.

[Christy Lee]

They get lumpy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I mean, seriously, you can get them smooth or lumpy.

[Just Will]

Like it probably goes in a ninja farce.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, Right. They even it all out.

[Tom Griswold]

I have another question.

[Bob Kevoian]

I give you a. Smoother.

[Tom Griswold]

Those fake boobs that they have that.

[Christy Lee]

This sounds like a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those like, your tires? When it gets real cold and they have to. The inflation level changes. I don't.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Can the seam. Right, right. Because that will happen with tires.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just curious. Yeah. With the.

[Pat Godwin]

You get a flat tire in the winter, all of a sudden, say, oh, no, just fill it up, the seam popped or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. These are all great questions.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they'll feel better. They'll feel more real.

[Tom Griswold]

But I would think you would have to. To be.

[Pat Godwin]

I held a pair of fake boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had them in here and they're.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Just Will]

I mean on the body.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought you meant the little.

[Bob Kevoian]

You remember girls, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I thought you. I thought you meant the stress. Those stress balls, you know that they.

[Josh Arnold]

Don'T like being called that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And then.

[Tom Griswold]

And then your contention is they insert the container and then fill it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I know that's how they do it. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe not. Not in all instances.

[Bob Kevoian]

Instances.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, if you. If they fill it up and then jam it in there, they're going to make. Have to make a bigger hole. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they make a big cut there.

[Pat Godwin]

You can go through the nipple, and that's a small cut. And then you can go underneath the boob and that's your bigger cut.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Wasn't that a.

[Pat Godwin]

And then you can go through the anus, but don't go to that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a long haul.

[Bob Kevoian]

That might be Dr. Dog instead of Dr. Cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Patrick Fat. No. I know you've been itching to play this song. This is a tribute to the smaller breasts.

[Josh Arnold]

This is just a tribute to breast augmentation, the costs behind it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

I gave you money for your breast augmentation. Paid for your lipo with my MasterCard. I got your vaginal rejuvenation. Money's tight and times are hard. You were an A cup, baby. Now you're a double D. You're no longer qualified to be a member of the ibtc. Now you're going out with your girlfriends, coming home at a quarter to four. I'm getting up. You're coming in. I got a job at the grocery store. I liked your flabby belly and the roominess down below. I didn't mind your tiny tatas Now I mean the only real boob. I know you flash your cans all over town But I'm the guy who paid for the show Took me for everything that I had. Oh, now I'm the only real boob I know. Fake ones and real boobs. This boob sits at home watching the tube. Your boobs are out. I'm such a ruber. Fake ones in a real life live boob.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Fake ones and real boobs.

[Christy Lee]

Lovely, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the lbg?

[Josh Arnold]

Ibtc.

[Tom Griswold]

Ibt.

[Pat Godwin]

That's your thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the committee.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much, Patty G. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have graying hair. Could it be a good thing? Scientists are racing to grow human teeth. And we have a couple of Halloween stories for you. You especially if you're an adult and want to participate in Halloween.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, you were saying out there, A friend of yours had their fake boobs removed. When they. When they take them out, do they get their deposit back? Or is that only if they're in Michigan? Okay. Okay, Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick. Me, we're hanging out with Just Will. We'll talk to him and have a bunch of other stuff. A bunch of other stuff? What am I trying to say in English? A bunch of other stuff. I gotta be careful. There may be some. Some young lady out there about to become his 12th child or 13th.

[Pat Godwin]

I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christie La Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold at the IH Steven Singer Sidekick chair.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom, we've got a special guest here at the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

We're joined by comedian Just Will, and he's sitting right over there. Just Will. I was told in the hallway that you are a poet.

[Just Will]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these poems Radio French?

[Pat Godwin]

No. Yeah.

[Just Will]

No, most. Most of my poetry is adjustable.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, if you can think of a poem to favor us with, let me know. I'd be more than happy to hear one.

[Just Will]

I can do a piece of a poem. It's a little long, but I can do a piece of a poem.

[Tom Griswold]

Do a piece. Are you ready, or do you have to write it down?

[Just Will]

I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Go ahead.

[Just Will]

For you, I will change my diet. I will watch what I eat. For you, I'll give up sweets. For you, I give up meat. For you, I'll do whatever it takes as long as we don't end in defeat. That's it.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a practical. Yeah. I'd give up meat.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't want to lose his woman. Do anything she wants.

[Just Will]

Fortunately, she's not vegetarian.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. So this is all this is, you're saying metaphorically speaking. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'd give up parachute jumping. Although I don't do it right. Exactly. Yes. Yeah. For you, I'd give up taking flying lessons. I'm not taking them, but I. Okay. We have a Christy Lee. I can see her. She's right there.

[Christy Lee]

Across the United States, car wash chains are turning their tunnels into haunted attractions called tunnels of Terror customers drive through fog flashing lights and actors and costumes while their cars are getting cleaned. Organizers say the spooky washes draw long lines and have become an October tradition that's both creepy and squeaky clean. The haunted car wash trend is grown across the country for years. Years at independent and chain car washes, with the phenomenon especially widespread in Southern California.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, that'd be fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't you read the same article I did, Tom, that car washes are almost invented to launder money? Isn't that.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't you read that?

[Pat Godwin]

That's not just a Breaking Bad thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

That was in the 50s and 60s.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well. And Lenny Dykstra, remember the Philly?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had. Had I don't know how many car.

[Tom Griswold]

Washes, but yeah, but yeah, there was a time when they were. It was a cash business. Now it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, now I've got.

[Christy Lee]

That is something I never can grasp, is what money laundering is. I don't understand the concept.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a cash income that you don't report.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Just Will]

Yeah, it's called merits.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true.

[Just Will]

Where those shoes come from.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, so how does a car wash help you with that?

[Tom Griswold]

It did back in the day when it was everybody would whatever, pay two bucks and they just had all this cash lying around. It was. How many washes did you do this year? 10% of the real number.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, do you have the car wash where you just pull up and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It reads your car and you just drive and you don't have to talk to anybody and vice versa.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy, I'm selling drugs and I make $50,000 one year doing it.

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

I can claim that we did. If we actually did 10,000 car washes, I can claim we did 20,000. So that's why I have that extra money.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if you're selling drugs, only making 50,000 a year, you must be snorting your own supply.

[Pat Godwin]

These were just example numbers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't get high on your own supply.

[Pat Godwin]

Trying to make it the most.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. I appreciate it, Josh, because I never.

[Tom Griswold]

Putting the.

[Bob Kevoian]

A comedy police.

[Pat Godwin]

Analysis.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Putting the anal in analogy.

[Pat Godwin]

There is anal there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A new survey finds more than half of American adults want their own adultoween celebration, complete with costumes, cocktails and kid free parties. Retailers report a surge in adult costumes and premium candy sales. Tales. Scientologist. That's not right. Sociology. As soon as it came out of my mouth, I thought, why would they be weighing in on Halloween?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be an interesting, interesting part. Everybody comes dressed as Tom Cruise.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll see you on the Sea Org.

[Christy Lee]

Sociologists say the trend reflects nostalgia and stress relief, with grownups reclaiming Halloween as their night out. Other surveys. Other survey results say 65% of adults would rather face a haunted house than running into their ex.

[Pat Godwin]

What a silly question though, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you rather go to the haunted house or run into.

[Bob Kevoian]

Course you don't want to run into your ex, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not even a option.

[Tom Griswold]

Although one could say in certain circumstances, if you were in a haunted house and that face appeared, you'd go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

So how many Halloween parties you like? Dozens. Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

Me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I. I'm not going to one Halloween party.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many were you invited to?

[Christy Lee]

None.

[Bob Kevoian]

None?

[Christy Lee]

No, the invitations have dropped off because I don't go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't feel so bad then. I didn't get any.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I didn't get any.

[Tom Griswold]

And adult Halloween parties, there tend to be a lot of very. Would you agree, Slutty costumes. Costumes.

[Just Will]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

All girls costumes are sexy. Fill in the blank. Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

You go to the Halloween store that used to be a vibrant bookstore. You know, that thing used to be a. Used to be a legitimate retail place. It's going to be a Halloween store until it becomes a Thanksgiving store. Than a Christmas store, than a fireworks place. We need to add some new holidays so those stores can stay open year round.

[Christy Lee]

Have you noticed, though, that Halloween decorations on the outside of homes is almost as much as Christmas anymore?

[Just Will]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You've seen my house.

[Christy Lee]

I have just seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

I have like 12 skeletons hanging by my front. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I'm talking about lights and light shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's awesome. It's great.

[Christy Lee]

It's incredible. And I saw my first Christmas light.

[Tom Griswold]

Display.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. On Sunday. Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

And they were like undeniably, undeniably Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

Lights with the snowflakes in the trees and the whole bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think the thing is my Christmas lights are up. I had them put up last week. They're not on, though, because it's easier to put them on. Check local listings.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

When it's cold?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you don't turn them on yet.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't turn them on. You don't put the snowflakes in the trees yet.

[Tom Griswold]

But I didn't realize that when the guys put them in, I didn't realize that they'd already set the timer her. So they kick on it. They kicked on.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh.

[Just Will]

I'm thinking when you have 10 kids, Christmas is pretty scary.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Just Will]

It's gotta be it's almost like Halloween.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Less slutty.

[Just Will]

Of course, it depends. Some of them are adults.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to get back to this Halloween car wash thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they? So it's got to be pretty dangerous for the. The actors that are in there, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I've seen people in car washes before. You probably have two where they're standing, you know, fairly against.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, you fall into that equipment, you're gonna get into the equipment.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It's slippery. There's soap everywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, you would fall in the equipment.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you think's going on in there?

[Pat Godwin]

He thinks it's a bunch of hymns.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think there's like a giant blade, like James Bond, A big saw.

[Pat Godwin]

Wouldn't you give anything to see him.

[Tom Griswold]

Fall into a car wash? Yes, well, I. I have, famously. I went through a car wash several times, and I. I forgot that I. Well, I've talked about it.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, but I just love that.

[Tom Griswold]

If I ever mention anything twice in the show, Chick gets all mad.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, I get mad, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we all get mad.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a long show.

[Announcer]

Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll talk to you. I'll talk. I'll talk to just Will. He's a fellow father of many.

[Just Will]

Yes, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Just Will. I forgot that I had a sunroof and it was open and forgot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have trouble with reality.

[Tom Griswold]

That water. That water was very hot, but. And I closed the thing. But by the time I closed it.

[Just Will]

It was too late.

[Tom Griswold]

2 inches of water. Fortunately, I had those. What are those things called? The rubberized pads.

[Christy Lee]

Rubberized floor mats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, the custom floor. WeatherTech. Yeah, thank you. Weather. That'd be. They should do that for a commercial. Commercial.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I hope you just got 10.

[Tom Griswold]

Bucks me going through the car wash, but my Weathertech floor pads were filling with water. Yeah, no, that was scary.

[Christy Lee]

I think those. The. The ones that flap like this, that'd be kind of fun to go through.

[Pat Godwin]

Like to walk through.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we know you have a thing for car wash.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Just Will. Christy gets a little.

[Christy Lee]

I get a little turned on in.

[Just Will]

A car wash. That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I kind of get it. You want baby 11 over there, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

I kind of get it, too. It's sensual.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I kind of like to do wordle. So I started when the car wash starts, and I've got to be done by the time I exit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be honest.

[Christy Lee]

Even relax in the car wash. Be honest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever fallen asleep in the car wash?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have? It's so relaxing. It's so relaxing.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I want the.

[Pat Godwin]

Mirror back a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't it loud?

[Pat Godwin]

I like.

[Just Will]

That's what I'm thinking. It's not long enough.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Just Will]

But I been told that before.

[Pat Godwin]

There's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That Wouldn't have said that out loud.

[Tom Griswold]

So they have. I'm sorry. So with these car washes. I didn't read the whole thing. They do.

[Pat Godwin]

They do.

[Tom Griswold]

They have people dressed as traditional scary.

[Christy Lee]

People, I would think. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They can't do it at Christmas time, obviously. Cuz those elves couldn't even reach up big enough to see them. Would be a good gig if you were a small person. I'm gonna be an elf at the car wash. All I can do is wash from the windows down.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, your tires look great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Want to hit the roof for me? That's not even funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not even funny.

[Christy Lee]

65% of men buy extra Halloween candy to save for themselves compared to 55% of women.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tried to do this story a couple weeks ago and he got mad because I. Oh, remember?

[Pat Godwin]

Where did you find that?

[Bob Kevoian]

70% of people eat their candy.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm skeptical.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go through it. Yeah, go through it twice. And they got to go back last minute to get more candy.

[Tom Griswold]

That stat is ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no way.

[Pat Godwin]

Now I do believe what I would say. 95% of people get Halloween candy they like so that when there are leftovers, they'll enjoy.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But isn't it wise to get candy you don't like so you won't eat it? Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me talk to just Wilson here. You've got a bunch of kids. You were telling me. So do I. Was there ever a point in your life when you'd go out to dinner with a handful of them and you would. You would order stuff for them that you know they probably weren't going to eat. So you would. You. You were. You could eat it.

[Just Will]

No, I would never do that. When you have a bunch of kids, money is scarce. So no, I made sure that they were going to eat what I ordered. And quite often they would it be like an adult meal for two kids.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. Smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Would. You wouldn't make sure they ordered stuff that in case they didn't eat it, you would eat it.

[Just Will]

Well, I would eat it regardless.

[Tom Griswold]

I see, I see. No matter what. Okay, Good.

[Pat Godwin]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Nearly 50% of adults name Halloween as their favorite holiday. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Nearly 50%.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

No way.

[Just Will]

I like Halloween.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I do too. I love. Yeah, yeah. It's not my Favorite.

[Christy Lee]

My kids do. Boy, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a year.

[Pat Godwin]

What's your favorite Thanksgiving? I love, you know, the family, the food, the gathering pressure.

[Christy Lee]

There's no gift buying.

[Tom Griswold]

Bummer that you're here working solo that morning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

I should check my email more often.

[Christy Lee]

65% say they buy candy even if they don't. Expect trick or treaters. 65% of respondents assert their right to their children's leftover Halloween.

[Just Will]

That would be me.

[Pat Godwin]

There should at least be a tax.

[Christy Lee]

Before the kids get it. Do you make them dump it on the floor and then you pick what you want?

[Just Will]

And then my parents did that. But I don't. I don't do that. I just pick what I want as soon as it comes in the.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like the word.

[Just Will]

Even if it has a razor.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I don't. I don't like the word adult. A ween.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that can go away.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not gonna stick. It's. It sounds in a weird.

[Just Will]

Sounds kind of predatory.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it does. Yeah. Hey, I like your brownie outfit. You want to see?

[Bob Kevoian]

He likes that brownie outfit.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, what are you going to do? He likes it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Just Will]

Let him celebrate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he'll stop.

[Tom Griswold]

It's once again quiz time here in the Bob and Tom program and our contestant is Chick Magee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

The topic is annuities. You've been talking about annuities a lot lately. I learned what an annuity was from the folks at the Silac Insurance Company. It's all about being able to retire and having a paycheck that comes in. In that you can count on. But let's just say you're trying to explore the world of annuities. What do you do? Well, here we go. Dear Chick, I want to browse and read all about the Silac Insurance Company's annuity options. What is the Silac website address?

[Bob Kevoian]

Silac ins.com. tom. That's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, very good. Now I love this idea. This is. This is staggering. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where do I learn more about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Again, pretty easy. Tom. Go to silacins.com. then click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

I like your mellifluous voice. That professional announcer feel that only you can give us. Ergo, I would like to ask you to read the Silac disclaimer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I actually can't.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, if you don't mind, Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium banned and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus Recapture capture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.comdisclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

What I liked about that. You can actually understand what she's saying?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know those commercials sometimes you hear on TV and the radio and they go so fast you can't hear? Yeah, yeah. Try doing it backwards now.

[Pat Godwin]

Or if you keep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sore clew.

[Tom Griswold]

Dick hashed him.

[Pat Godwin]

I heard sore Dick. Anybody else here?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why Sork hash in the hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Hash mock Moxins Kylus. See? Well, that's really hard to do.

[Christy Lee]

Hard to do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And utterly pointless. When we come back, we're hanging with that guy right there. He calls himself Just Will. We'll find out what's going on with Just Will and more when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and [e-mail].

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a song coming up from Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We've got a special guest as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Joining us in the studio. He is comedian, just Will. And just has been hanging out with us this morning. And Will. What did I say?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just has been hanging out with us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, I see. His name is Will, right? Just Will. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very confusing.

[Pat Godwin]

You know. It isn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's not. Not really at all.

[Just Will]

But it's actually kind of self explanatory.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the name right there.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, we just went over.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just Will.

[Just Will]

I've been called worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Will, I'm not sure if you're familiar with this, but there was a story a couple weeks ago that some explorers, ex exhibitionists.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what you're looking for.

[Tom Griswold]

Expeditionists.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a slight distinctionist.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Expeditionist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Some people on an expedition.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They think that they may have spotted the. The airplane, The Lockheed Electra 10E flown by Amelia Earhart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everyone knows it's the Lockheed Electric 10E.

[Pat Godwin]

Insufferable, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's really. And now an Evening with a boar, Tom. Go right ahead. Well, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to the alliterati.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

The plane crashed, of course. Many, many years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many, many, many, many.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a great plane.

[Just Will]

Where's the other plane? The one that disappeared with all the people on it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know that Malaysia area.

[Tom Griswold]

One thing at a time. So a group of expeditionists at Purdue University think they've spotted it based on some old and new satellite photographs. It's an amazing story. Story somewhere in the South Pacific. And they made a big deal a couple weeks ago that they were going to go looking for this thing.

[Christy Lee]

They were supposed to leave, like, and.

[Tom Griswold]

Then this week we found out yesterday that they're. They're not going.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently they can't get a permit from the Kiribati government.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard of Kiribati. Of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because they're so busy with their space program, they. They launched a coconut 300ft last year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you hear me?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, yes, yes. Do you want to to tell us again the name of the President then?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You remember it from a couple hours ago. The entire capital.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's President Bogo.

[Pat Godwin]

Bogo. Bogo.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I've never heard of this country. Why don't they want to have. Get some publicity? Gets a bunch of. Bunch of Americans over there spending their cash.

[Pat Godwin]

This is like the one chance for them to get some real money.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the big shot people.

[Tom Griswold]

People want to travel there and, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, I'm saying from Purdue University, $100,000 to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, to look. Yeah, we'll let you look.

[Just Will]

And I zoned out an exhibitionist expeditionist.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, they're. They're putting it off for at least a year. It says.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're cyclone seasons to worry about cyclo season. Cyclones, you know, they're a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you have a song. Sure. You want to hear it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Go.

[Josh Arnold]

Something like this goes exactly like this. Amelia, you crashed in a plane We've been searching for years in vain O' Amelia so sorry we're late. If you're still alive, you'd be 128 making plans to find that plane Or Amelia and Fred Noonan's remains Her love life shouldn't mad at you while she's sleeping with Fred Or LGBTQ or Amelia, you flew round the globe so brash eyes how bold you dress plainly oh, Amelia, it's your plane.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's clear.

[Josh Arnold]

Eleanor shed a tear the day you disappeared.

[Pat Godwin]

Bring it home.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There you go.

[Christy Lee]

That was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Pat. So, yeah. Now you say you know people involved in this.

[Christy Lee]

I do. Well, yes, I know people that are very involved in this. They're hoping to do a documentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, is this.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this gonna be like the famous Geraldo Rivera?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, could be.

[Tom Griswold]

They go all this way and there's nothing there but a couple of logs underwater.

[Christy Lee]

But you don't know if you don't try.

[Bob Kevoian]

There must be a way to get a more definitive answer about what's there.

[Pat Godwin]

For sure from wherever.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta be sure of it. I don't think they would be spending the money or talking about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really? So that tells you that they really think it.

[Christy Lee]

They really think it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the name of the government? Kuboto.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

They make a nice tractor teriyaki. Wait a minute, I got to look it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've got to have it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Kiri.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob. Yeah. Kiribati has a drone store somewhere there on the island. But I mean, just go buy a drone.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, wouldn't have they indicated exactly what the, what do they call it, longitude and latitude stuff is? Won't somebody else go get it?

[Pat Godwin]

That's the thing. Anyone could just go look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's what I was thinking. Satellite photographs that they have. Are they accessible to anybody?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if it's online, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it must be be cuz we saw it.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't that be something if somebody stole it?

[Pat Godwin]

I like that. We don't know. I like that it's just a mystery out there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always thought it was interesting that people think it's amazing that it disappeared. You ever flown over the ocean? It's amazing anybody makes it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of gas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm sorry, did you say. Oh, roger that. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Not a lot of. Not a lot of stops here and there.

[Tom Griswold]

So I presume then they didn't give out the coordinates, I guess is the word I'm looking for to where this thing is. But have they named the. It's an uninhabited island, right?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Or is it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or is it uninhibited for exhibitionists?

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice way to tie that up and you're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Can we do this gray story real quick?

[Bob Kevoian]

The what?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, scientists say the process that causes your hair to turn gray might help the body prevent cancer. How about that? They found that.

[Tom Griswold]

Good news. If you got great pubes, that baby's not gonna fall off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't have to worry about penis cancer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Laugh, laugh, laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody's glad about that.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have fun with the Bob and Tom show every morning.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't think it was gonna go here. Researchers found cells producing hair pigment shut down when they detect DNA damage, pigment preventing those damaged cells from turning cancerous. Scientists suggest the discovery could help researchers develop new therapies that mimic the same protective mechanism. So you never know.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think everybody in this room is fairly safe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Or at least.

[Just Will]

Sounds good to me.

[Pat Godwin]

Although, Christy, you don't show. Gray.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have tons of gray hair.

[Pat Godwin]

That'S just blonde up top.

[Christy Lee]

Blonde. Yeah. Well, I don't know down there.

[Pat Godwin]

It's half and half down there. She's like Cruella de Vil.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bride. The Bride of Frankenstein.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know down there.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be a really bad horror movie. The pubes of.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just. You missed it.

[Christy Lee]

He never listened.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy doesn't know if she has gray pubes or not.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, what does that mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

She say a word? Do the math.

[Tom Griswold]

Or she's plucked. No lace.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wax. No, waxed teeth. That sounds like a.

[Pat Godwin]

Teeth. Teeth.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing, Andy?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. Christy, do you remember the EPA lady?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you ever try that? I just remember the joke being that.

[Christy Lee]

Ripping your hair out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really painful.

[Pat Godwin]

People said it was like shaving your legs with a rubber band.

[Tom Griswold]

It just ripped them out.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

It wasn't supposed to, but apparently it was just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't it like a coiled spring?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it really did, Joe.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Run that. Run that over your pubes. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, thank you. Okay, well, I'm glad we have.

[Just Will]

Sounds fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Science at work. Let's see now do. How much time do we have? Oh, not.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got about 12 minutes less than you think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Year and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. Will.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the first musical recording you purchased? And was it on cassette, vinyl, eight track, or cd?

[Just Will]

It was definitely a cassette that. But I'm not sure. Had to be probably like something from Ice Cube or NWA Is somewhere, somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Around that something unplayable on the radio?

[Just Will]

Absolutely, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of curse words.

[Just Will]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably one of the first things Christie listened to.

[Just Will]

I was raised right.

[Christy Lee]

That's me, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, what does NWA stand for again?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hang on. Let him. Let him spread out. Go, baby, go.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got several thoughts, but we'll. You know something? Let me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me sleep on that. Thank you. Just Will. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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