The BOB & TOM Show - October 29, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – Episode Summary

Episode Date: October 29, 2025
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Host(s): Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Jess Hooker

Overview

Theme & Purpose:
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a lively blend of comedy, talk, music, news, and sports, featuring the regular cast’s signature banter, musical gags, news oddities, listener letters, and interactive segments. The show plays with the start of Halloween weekend, blending in playful discussions about personal quirks, sports updates, world records, pets, health tips, and plenty of irreverent humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Musical Comedy and Opening Banter

• Opening Song:
  Tom kicked off with a comedic song about his smelly, fluffy dog, setting a light tone for the episode.

  • "He's smelly, can't catch a frisbee... but you can't take away that dog is fluffy." ([00:38]-[02:09], Tom Griswold)

• Fireplaces & Moving Woes:
  The gang discussed Pat Godwin’s recent move—including the perils and mysteries of apartment fireplaces (wood vs. gas), sparking jokes about male competence, the dangers of gas lighters, and the hazards of storing firewood near the house (like spiders and kids bitten by brown recluse spiders).

  • Chick: “You have to turn that little key, you don’t want to leave the gas on.” ([06:24])

• Household Tech and Sword-Fighting Daughters:
  Discussion of techy fire-starting devices and how household gadgets become toys for their kids.

  • Chick: “I had to buy a new one after my daughter used it for sword fighting.” ([05:30])

Sports Talk & Competitions

• World Series Recap:
  The crew recapped the previous night's Toronto Blue Jays victory over the Dodgers (6-2), debated the merits of the "2-3-2" scheduling format, and shared their ongoing skepticism of some pundits' overreactions between games.

  • Tom: “After each game, the pundits go ‘it’s over,’ and then it isn’t.” ([12:30])

• Pigskin Picks & Prize Picks:
  Listener Bernie Balmas from Okamos (Okemos), Michigan, won the pigskin picks competition, highlighting Michigan's dominance in recent weeks. There were reminders for listeners to join ongoing contests at bobandtom.com.

  • Tom: “You win a $500 e-gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers.” ([14:30])
  • Chick: “No knowledge required—just lots of luck. And you gotta be handsome, like Bernie.” ([43:30])

• Sports Equinox:
  Anticipation for a rare intersection of major sports leagues (NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB) over the weekend.

  • Chick: “It’s gonna be unbelievable. Have some fun.” ([16:31])

Listener Letters & Daily Life Tips

• Dog Cleanup Hack:
  Tom received kudos for his "paper plate" dog mess cleanup method, with a listener successfully applying it at home:

  • Tom: “Cut paper plates in half, rubber gloves, and a wastebasket with liner—it’s very efficient!” ([21:27]-[24:42])

• VIP Show Banter:
  The team joked about the process of becoming a show “VIP” and joked about not knowing how to actually sign up.

  • Tom: “I have no idea.” ([20:52])

• FFA Convention in Town:
  Shout-out to the Future Farmers of America convention and a listener’s daughter for receiving the “American Degree.”

  • Christy: “Congratulations to Amber and all the FFA!” ([19:41])

• Absurd Stories & Halloween Spirit:

  • News story from Tech Times: a man who required medical attention for a shower head stuck in his rectum, spawning an extended riff on “he fell on it” and hardware brands.
    • Chick: “He had to rip the hose out of the wall before he went to the hospital!” ([10:07]-[11:11])
  • Halloween discussions: The group read a supposedly true ghost story about being “tucked in” by a spirit ([29:31]), debated trick-or-treating customs in Iceland, and pondered freaky fan traditions at sports games.

Comedy, Language, and Memorable Quotes

• Name and Pronunciation Goofs:
  Riffs on Michigan town names, the correct way to pronounce 'letterman jacket,' and why baseball players with Hispanic names were mispronounced on TV ([13:33]-[13:35]; [58:11]-[61:06]).

• Monty Python Reference:
  A quick homage to “African or European swallows” ([18:13]).

• Infamous SHOWER Head Story:

  • Tom: “Doc—yep, went right up my ass.” ([10:54])

Health, Food, and Science Oddities

• Dentists’ Most Hated Foods:
  Tips about foods dentists dislike (dried fruit, white bread, popcorn, apples, ice), met with the show’s usual skepticism and mockery.

  • Christy: “Sliding into an apple hole can chip enamel.” ([107:24])
  • Chick: “Wouldn’t a dentist want clients with bad teeth for more business?” ([107:06])

• Bananas’ Bad Side in Smoothies:
  Bananas might reduce the absorption of healthful flavanols from berries—cue debates on banana splits.

  • Chick: “Banana splits are totally overrated.” ([101:53])

Sex & Relationships

• Morning Sex = Better Employees:
  Christy reported studies suggesting morning sex improves workplace productivity, self-esteem, and happiness, with predictable jokes about staff behavior and distinctions between sex and masturbation.

  • Christy: “70% of Americans who have morning sex report higher overall happiness.” ([86:04])
  • Josh: “Masturbation is not considered sex. It’s its own thing.” ([88:36])

• Sexy Time with Ally Breen:

  • Letters included:
    • Caught spouse on OnlyFans live video chat – is it cheating?
      • Josh: “It’s not cheating but it’s as close as you get.” ([144:05])
    • Performer wife out late singing vs. childcare at home—spousal tension.
      • Christy: “Let her do her art; she needs to feel validated.” ([151:29])
    • Born-Again Christian lover—will she still be “freaky”?
      • Tom: “The more misbehaving you do, the more you have to embrace God.” ([153:42])

Odd News, Records & Recent Discoveries

• World Records:

  • Largest pumpkin—2,819 lbs by UK twin brothers.
    • Chick: “They always look like a huge boob, kind of uneven.” ([77:58])
  • Most water balloons burst in three minutes—125.
    • Chick: “Every water balloon fight ends with ‘someone with a hose just spraying you.’” ([81:14])

• Escaped Monkeys:

  • News of Reese’s monkeys escaping after a truck crash in Mississippi.
    • Tom: “The sheriff said the driver warned the monkeys were dangerous and needed PPE.” ([98:00])
    • Pat’s jingle: “Loose monkeys making Reese’s monkey sounds—feces we are flinging if you try and put us down.” ([99:36])

• Dr. Seuss "New" Book:

  • Christy teased a newly uncovered Dr. Seuss book (not fully detailed in transcript) ([158:10]).

Pop Culture, Nostalgia, and Running Gags

• Classic Movies Missed:
  Banter about which “classics” they’ve never seen (Citizen Kane, Sound of Music) ([38:21]).

• Toasters & Pizza Stone Disputes:
  The gang debated the best way to reheat pizza, toaster placement, and why Josh is not, in fact, the studio’s “pizza guy.”

  • Chick: “Trader Joe’s pizza dough—not the garlic—is delightful!” ([104:12])

• Podcast-Within-a-Podcast Jokes:
  Teasing their own side-podcast (The Musers), a meta in-joke on podcasting.

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• On Living with Dogs:
  Tom: “My babies—on the rare occasion they take a duke, they go on the stone, not the rug. That’s how good my dogs are!” ([24:51])

• On Old Tech & Simile Skills:
  Tom (mocking Chick): “It’s about twice the size of a toaster and looks like a car.” ([23:05])

• On DIY Therapy, Parenting, and Scheduling:
  Tom: “You can set your watch to me. 2:30pm – Sex. Thank you very much.” ([92:17])

• On Stereotypes and Political Facts:
  Chick: “It’s not how they're voting, it’s who’s voting.” ([09:11])

• On Real-Life Horror Stories:
  Josh (Reading a ghost story): “Every night, a ghost or spirit would literally tuck in their sheets.” ([29:52])

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Highlights by Timestamp

• 00:38-02:09: Opening dog song
• 09:00-09:18: Gerrymandering explanation rant
• 10:07-12:02: “Showerhead man” story
• 16:31-16:58: Sports Equinox preview
• 21:27-24:42: Paper plate dog mess hack listener letter
• 29:31-31:17: Ghost story (the tucking-in ghost)
• 33:50-34:05: “Morning sex makes you a better employee” headline
• 53:01-54:05: Josh reconsiders his trashing of Joni Mitchell’s Blue
• 61:06-61:51: Letterman jacket/language debate
• 79:00-80:39: Giant pumpkin record segment
• 86:04-92:32: “Morning sex” research deep dive
• 99:36: Pat’s “Loose Monkeys” song parody
• 141:56-155:33: “Sexy Time” with Ally Breen—OnlyFans cheating discussion
• 158:16-162:21: Final “ask us anything” answers, popcorn Doordash, and “side sleeping in your grave” question

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Tone and Style

• Playful, irreverent, occasionally raunchy:
  The cast frequently riffs with and over each other, often going off-topic or dragging a joke well past its natural life.
• Audience-involving with letters and shout-outs:
  The team reads a number of fan emails, listener questions, and is quick to both celebrate and gently roast fans.
• Meta and self-referential:
  Multiple asides about the show's structure, their own habits, and even their promotional obligations.

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Takeaway

This episode is classic BOB & TOM: a free-flowing patchwork of jokes, gripes, absurd news, sports, listener participation, household tips, health “science,” and pop culture. Loaded with in-jokes, meta commentary, and a steady stream of memorable quips, it blends straight talk, heartfelt moments, and relentless comedy—offering comic relief and a sense of community for listeners who want entertainment that never takes itself too seriously.

Best For:

• Fans who love classic-personality morning radio
• Listeners who want a mix of sports, absurd true stories, and comedy
• Anyone looking for a laugh and plenty of quotable, replay-worthy moments

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

My.

[Tom Griswold]

Dog is smelly he can't catch a Frisbee he don't know when to stay or sit but there's one thing I'll say that you can't take away that dog is Fluffy. He digs in the garden Jumps up on my clean shirt he barks at nothing the whole night through but there's one thing I'll say that you can't take away that dog is fluffy. You might say fluffy ain't no big deal in a world of Rin Tin Tins. But it turns out being fluffy is the only thing there is of him. He sheds in the winter, he sheds in the summer. He bites the guy from UPS but there's one thing I'll say that you can't take away that dog is Fluffy yes, there's one thing I'll say that you can't take away that doggy is fluffy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Honk, honk, honk, honk. Hello there. Anybody? Anybody?

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody at all? Hello, there? How long has it been since we heard hello there?

[Chick McGee]

Hello there?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello there.

[Josh Arnold]

I love.

[Chick McGee]

Hell, I thought you didn't like.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. You got me all wrong.

[Chick McGee]

I've been easing off just so you wouldn't get mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. God, no. When did you. Since when? Welcome to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chick McGee]

Now in the hello, dear slot over here, all I've got is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I got something else. Oh, I'll look for hello there for you. Okay. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Your top makes my eyes hurt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it would do a lot of damage on a TV camera.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

In the midst of moving. Is that it? Were you talking about that?

[Christy Lee]

Gee, I haven't heard anything about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dear God.

[Pat Godwin]

All I had to hear was you.

[Tom Griswold]

Moving when you moved.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Josh. How are you? Everything copacetic? Everything?

[Josh Arnold]

Things are good, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh isn't moving 300 yards and whining about it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

It's two buildings over, about 400.

[Chick McGee]

My shoulder hurts. I can't pick up a book.

[Christy Lee]

How'd it go?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Christy, you haven't heard the punchline. Where's my. Where's my punchline? Pat, now living in an apartment, has a fireplace.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there. Nothing can go wrong there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's like having an acid factory in a fire in an apartment complex. What the hell are they thinking?

[Christy Lee]

Is it gas or wood burning?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's that's exactly how he will immolate the building.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll come over and take a look for you. Well, having a fireplace is awesome.

[Christy Lee]

It has to be just a turn on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would think so too.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, do you know you lived at my place. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I had no idea that any of those. Any of those units had.

[Chick McGee]

How much more are they charging you for the fireplace?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's a little bit extra.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Once upon a time I had the. I was asked to leave from this house, but I had a remote control fireplace just clicking. Yeah. You got over the remote control.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Instead of fixing the fireplace that people put those in for us when we bought the house.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I have an annoying issue that we're fighting about.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Who now when we. The year and your significant other.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We have a fireplace or two and I got these antenna like sticks.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they telescope.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they telescope antenna like sticks.

[Chick McGee]

And you.

[Christy Lee]

Or some mores.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. And you. There's a start. There's a spark thing on the end. Yeah. And you charge them on your computer or whatever. You plug them in and. And then you.

[Tom Griswold]

What you're listening to is tech talk with Tom Griffin.

[Chick McGee]

You and 10 of them out. And then if you've got a gas fireplace, just you press the button and it has a little spark and it lights the fire.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

So it's great. There's no lighter fluid lying around. She insists on using one of those.

[Christy Lee]

Long things with a. I use that like. You mean like a lighter?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, those lighter things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're great. There's like a trigger on.

[Chick McGee]

They contain flammable fluid. The cases of those things igniting houses, very, very common.

[Josh Arnold]

So you'd like her to use the thing you got.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's no way.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

And then I had to buy a new one last week because one of my daughters was using it for sword fighting. And it. A lot of electronics and wires sticking out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it makes a nice clicking sound. It's very sad.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you don't have a wood burning.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I got one of these.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the wood burning. I'll never go to anything else.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I got a wood burning. I have a gas starter. Oh yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't need any of that, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You heard me like that. Oh yeah. I love.

[Josh Arnold]

I can start a fire with just wood.

[Christy Lee]

Cuz he's a man.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

I need some paper and a lighter and gasoline. Yeah, you want the gasoline cuz. That way the air catches on fire.

[Pat Godwin]

I can start a fire with my eyes.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

Do you feel it?

[Chick McGee]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

That's like Boomhauer on the King of the Hill. I can make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you better find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that Dale or. Yeah, Dale.

[Chick McGee]

A key thing. You have to turn that will. You don't want to leave the gas.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's wood burning. It's a real fire? Yeah, it's real fireplace.

[Tom Griswold]

So you don't have to ever worry about him making.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe a fire. I can't believe apart.

[Chick McGee]

So you're going to stack. Stack a rick of wood out there full of spiders.

[Pat Godwin]

And my guess is it's not going to be used. It's never going to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the thing you always need to remember is store your wood as close as you can to your house.

[Chick McGee]

What are the. What. What's the one spider? The brown Le Reckless. That'll get you.

[Josh Arnold]

They do love fireworks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, one of my sons was bitten.

[Tom Griswold]

By one of those.

[Chick McGee]

And I forget that. It was a health nightmare for quite a while. I forget what he got. But it was pretty bad. And that's what it was. So we moved all the firewood away from the house.

[Christy Lee]

We inherited a lot of stacked wood on our property. I got to get rid of that. I don't know. What do you do with that?

[Josh Arnold]

Burn it.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to burn it, man.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to burn it. I burn the woods down.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll go through.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't burn it out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I did the same thing. And I burned it.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it in the fire pit.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have anywhere to burn it. Did you not hear my minor gas? They have a little remote.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I didn't hear that part.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I think we should. We. You could auction it off.

[Josh Arnold]

A listener gave it. Gave me a St. Louis Blues fire pit. I just burned mine. You can bring it over. I'll bring it all for you.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, put it in the back of.

[Christy Lee]

Your car if I'm gonna load it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second.

[Pat Godwin]

Hold on.

[Chick McGee]

We'll give you 50 cents a log.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can have open fire where you live. You're practically in Nevada or something.

[Christy Lee]

No, not anymore. I'm back in the city.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you back in this county? Oh, that was. That's a bad move.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd come get it for.

[Chick McGee]

No wonder that. No wonder they're redistricting right now. This gerrymandering makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep some people out was our goal. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that happening in our area?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, they're trying.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, heck.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, I should start some sort of yes parade. Like super pro. Redis.

[Tom Griswold]

Anonymous. Anonymous.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea about it. So I just spout falsehoods.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I've been on the road for 30 years. What does gerrymandering even mean? I don't even know what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry Lewis, when he left Dean.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, if you want to get technical, I mean, he was wandering around it. Actually, technically, no one knows this. It's. I'm not kidding. It's Gary Mandering. Oh, okay. The guy that it was named after. It actually was pronounced Gary.

[Tom Griswold]

But how did it become gerrymandering?

[Chick McGee]

Just been lost in the shuffle.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It means changing the boundaries of a district in order to make sure that your team wins. And they'll be. They're insane. You'll see places where they have like one spot, then there's this little bridge going several miles to another spot. It tends to be based on racial and social.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it really does.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Trying to form your own constituency to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now it's happening on both sides, all over the place. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. It's not how they're voting. It's who's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's. The reason that sports are so popular now is because it's gotten to the point where no one can stand listening to the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

No, it doesn't. I don't care what side you're on. Enough already.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see now. Oh, here's an interesting story. I was looking for something else and I landed on this. Christy, do you have one of those shower heads that attaches so that you can swerve around?

[Christy Lee]

No. And I. I made a mistake. I didn't put it on on purpose, and now I'm regretting it.

[Tom Griswold]

You need that to play with yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Wash my dog. Is that what you call it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What you're talking about the hand, it.

[Chick McGee]

Detaches from the wall and you can, you know, get down and get the. Get upward.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite thing about Tom, among many things, is his zeal to explain something makes it infinitely more complicated.

[Chick McGee]

I just asked for the name of it.

[Christy Lee]

It's just a handheld shower.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a handheld shower. We told you four times.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have one of those?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great.

[Chick McGee]

This news story comes from Tech Times. 26 year old man, unidentified. Required medical attention because he had a shower head. Stuck in his rectum.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. The whole shower head to put the whole thing up.

[Chick McGee]

The findings were published in the journal bmj, what the BM stands for.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to ruin your story, but they do make one of those showerheads. It's a long, like a. Oh, yeah. Rather than being a big round head, it's a long handle like a wand.

[Tom Griswold]

Either way, penis shaped is what it is, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, either way, you're exactly right. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

The man claimed. Oh, this is. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Did he fall on it?

[Chick McGee]

The man claims, quote, he suffered a fall in the shower which caused the shower head.

[Tom Griswold]

Doc. Yeah. Went right up my ass.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, it gets better. He had to rip the hose out of the wall in order to go to the hospital. Can you imagine? There's a guy in the emergency room with a metal flex, Metal hose coming out.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like octopus from Spider man dragging on the sidewalk, sparking a little.

[Tom Griswold]

So it was so firmly shoved in there, he couldn't get it out to rip it out. And ripping it out of the wall didn't make it come out of his behind.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he must have.

[Chick McGee]

He must have taken on properly done it. Probably had to call somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

Ow.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Bruce, do you have a wrench?

[Josh Arnold]

Bruce.

[Tom Griswold]

Bruce.

[Chick McGee]

That's my middle name.

[Tom Griswold]

Send those letters to.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what Brando is. Isn't there a brand called Pfister?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Pfis.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. F. The Mr. Pister.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it too much to ask if we can get a live Mr. Fister this morning? The. The sound effect.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Do you think we could get the.

[Pat Godwin]

Actor who portrayed that role?

[Tom Griswold]

He's very busy. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, we'll see if we can maybe get him just to come in and just make that noise.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you gotta love it. I'm sorry. I was actually looking for something else.

[Christy Lee]

Life in communications.

[Chick McGee]

When I. When I stumbled on that story. Coming up in sports, we. We've got a World Series.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a World Series. Everybody knotted at two games apiece. Blue Jays.

[Chick McGee]

When?

[Tom Griswold]

Last night. There are the Blown Jays. No more.

[Chick McGee]

After each game, the pundits are going. It's after the first game. Oh, it's over. Obviously Toronto's going to destroy. Then after the second game, clearly the Dodgers are coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

Toronto wins 62 last night. And then there's one. They did the 2, 3, 2 thing, which I don't care for, but they evidently know what they're doing. So one more game in la. Then would two. If Necessary. And at least one back in Toronto. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Toronto had a better overall record.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I know that. But why don't 2, 2, 1. 1, 1. That's what I want.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

2, 3, 2. Seems like a too big of a chomp, that tortillas in sports and.

[Chick McGee]

You mean tortilla.

[Tom Griswold]

Tortillas. Give the llama tortilla in the water. And David Rush rears his somewhat questionable head coming up in world records.

[Chick McGee]

It's a great record.

[Josh Arnold]

Why isn't it a flotilla instead of a flotilla?

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

It is a flotilla.

[Josh Arnold]

Our language has some flaws, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I remember growing up, they would introduce the players of Hispanic origin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Martinez.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gee. How? Just these guys.

[Chick McGee]

Baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember I was in central Ohio during the Big Red Machine days, and Tony Perez, one of my favorite baseball players. Tony. Cuba kept calling him Paris. Tony Perez. No, jerk, it's Perez.

[Josh Arnold]

Those were.

[Chick McGee]

Those were different. Now, speaking of having fun, a couple things going on. Oh, wait a minute. I got it. I forgot about this. Sorry. Congratulations to Bernie. Oh, thank you. Speaking of Bernie. Okay. B A L M E S. Would that be Balmez or balms?

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Balmas. B A L M E S. Balmas. That be balmas.

[Josh Arnold]

Bernie.

[Chick McGee]

Bernie. We got to call you Bernie. He's from. I know you pronounce this. Okamos. Okamos, Michigan. Our winner of week eight of our pigskin pigs competition, Mr. Bernie. I'll call him. He's won a 500e gift.

[Tom Griswold]

How is it you know how to pronounce every city in Michigan, yet you don't know any of our children's names?

[Chick McGee]

How is that your name again, huh? Okay, he wins that E gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. I gotta find out. How do you pronounce your last name? Bernie. Can we call him. Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe Bernie Balmer. That's a good business name. Bernie Baldness. Bernie Baldness. How are you? What?

[Josh Arnold]

Ball bearings.

[Tom Griswold]

What do I have Ball bearing.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Bernie Balmes. Ball bearings.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

How many can I put you down for?

[Chick McGee]

Interestingly enough, the state of Michigan representing, as they would have said 20 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Ago, constantly on this show. Yes, we're aware.

[Chick McGee]

They've won four of our pigskin picks weeks so far. We'll talk with Bernie coming up. You can get in in the action right now. Bob and Tom.com contest. Speaking of action.

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. You caught me in mid swallow. Ever been in mid swallow, Christie?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

African or European swallows? I. I don't know that. All right, Monty Python and the Holy.

[Tom Griswold]

Grail for that ass back girl, bite your Lego. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

It's back, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Hello there. Good to see you. Now time to check out the world of letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Chick McGee]

Love to hear from you. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail] and we've filtered through some of these letters. Apparently, someone has read the letter.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have any letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know there are big doings in the city of Indianapolis right now? The National FFA Convention is huge. What is that? Future Farmers of America.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, our friends James and Kayla have written in and they said they would like to congratulate their daughter Amber, who is receiving her American degree, which is the highest award in the ffa. Did you guys know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing, aren't there FFA and fha or is that a loan program Future.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

So congratulations to everybody in the ffa. That's.

[Christy Lee]

There used to be Future Homemakers Association.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I. I think there really was.

[Chick McGee]

There wasn't the lo. Loan people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there. There is the lone people. There's federal housing.

[Chick McGee]

There's fdic, fslic. Okay, that's gone. Right. The savings alone that somebody cashed out on that and took all the money.

[Tom Griswold]

Something about a bubble.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they built Epstein island or something.

[Christy Lee]

So congratulations to. What's it, Amber?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all the FFA.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Profarole there all of a sudden doesn't care.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. I. I was just trying to remember the. The FFH here. I think it would start. Give me an F. No, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

F is future. And what is the second F?

[Chick McGee]

Farmers.

[Christy Lee]

Farmers. Oh, farmers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I had it all wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

You've been yelling the wrong thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Top Show, I've listened to you all for decades on the vip and I catch up on the show on weekends. Oh, you got. You must. Vip.

[Chick McGee]

How does one do that?

[Tom Griswold]

You simply must. I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if there are any spots left. I don't know if there's anything really.

[Tom Griswold]

We did have it limited. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Sold out.

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to check that. I listen to your show from mid morning on my way to work, about 40 minutes, then play the first part of the show on my way home. If you understand the way he's drifted, I took my husband to see Kosaki in Modesto. We love him. And it was only a couple hours away, so I figured, what do I have to lose? Anyway, Tom drives me nuts, but I have to give kudos on the paper plate pickup.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. I need to explain.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see the dog in question that had an accident.

[Chick McGee]

I used to have a dog that had seizures all the time, so there was a constant issue picking up dog excrement, etc. So I developed a technique. It's very simple. If you have a dog, you should take. Take me up on this. You take paper plates and you cut them in half, and then you put on a rubber gloves.

[Christy Lee]

You use regular paper plates or like a chinette. Like a real strong.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you typically. Regular plates. Not the plastic ones, though.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And then you put on rubber gloves.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You take a wastebasket with a liner.

[Christy Lee]

Goggles. Do we need goggles for this?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you asking questions?

[Pat Godwin]

You want to lengthen the model?

[Chick McGee]

Just the thing. You walk up, you take the paper plate, you scoop it, you toss it in the back. Let me finish.

[Tom Griswold]

Our approach to this is get through it as fast as we can.

[Pat Godwin]

And you're not Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Someone takes the time and trouble to write that. The thing is, I had to do this usually several times a day. So I got it down. You have a lined. You got your wastebasket liner. You take it, paper plate, take off, then take a paper towel, wipe up the excess. Ready to go. That's it, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't spray anything on the carpet?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, I never had carpet. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The paper plate thing doesn't always work on carpet.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I had to do it on carpet. At my new house. I've got a bunch of throw rugs. Sure. And I just had to do it last week. I also.

[Josh Arnold]

Rugs, also not. Not really carpet.

[Chick McGee]

I also, I bought one of those area rugs. One of those things like twice the size of a toaster that has the suction on the water in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The Bissell Green Machine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's the best. Yeah, that and the air fryer are the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Two things anyone ever told you. Your ability to draw simile is really weak. It's a couple double the size of a toaster and it Looks like a car. You understand what I'm trying to say?

[Chick McGee]

It's got the water squirter and then it sprays and it sucks the water.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like if somebody took a dozen softball cubed them, glued them together.

[Chick McGee]

That's about the size of it. I would say two dozen.

[Tom Griswold]

But anyway, our writer continues. Amy and Bob from Railroad Flat, California.

[Chick McGee]

They say, what a cool name.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom drives me nuts. But the paper plate pickup. Big kudos, big ups for Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And I wouldn't have any carpeting if I had my way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

My last house, there was none.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's how good I have dogs. My good. My babies are they. Every. In the rare occasion they do take a duke on the floor, they go on the stone instead of the area.

[Josh Arnold]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

If only nice.

[Christy Lee]

I've only. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, in my case, it was. I think he ate a sock or something.

[Tom Griswold]

And yikes.

[Chick McGee]

There we know it was like threaded. God knows what he ate.

[Tom Griswold]

I ate a sock one. No, those were panties. Anyway, tonight after dinner, Bob, my husband, and Mabel, our Australian shepherd, were roughhousing. Mabel barfed way more than what she ate. Bob grabbed a roll of paper towels for cleanup. I said, stop. Let's do a Tom with paper plates. Bob was like, what? Just stop. I said, I cut two paper plates in half. He understood the assignment. I took the trash can to him. He dispatched the stuff. I wiped up the floor with cleaner. Thankfully, it was on a wood floor, not carpet. Oh, Tom, thank you very much, but.

[Chick McGee]

Did you forget the rubber gloves?

[Tom Griswold]

I think he did.

[Josh Arnold]

Next time, have your husband write the letter. Maybe we'll get it out in 2 cents.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's Mabel doll.

[Chick McGee]

Look at the sweetie.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Very sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. That is like the greatest mustache on that gentleman.

[Tom Griswold]

Look great.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a great mustache.

[Chick McGee]

That is serious.

[Tom Griswold]

Take it from me. That looks like my baby, Josephine. And that dog can do your taxes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Believe me, that dog has that look like.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that looks like a couple of sweet people. Mabel and Bob.

[Chick McGee]

Bob looks great. That's fun. That. That mustache. Rivals are Bob. My God.

[Josh Arnold]

And what's her name?

[Tom Griswold]

Mabel.

[Josh Arnold]

Not. I'm sorry, not the dog. The writer.

[Tom Griswold]

Mabel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Mabel and Mabel. I didn't know there were two. Mabel.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

You know, no matter how thoughtful you are with your letters, Amy is somehow we.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we'll mess them up.

[Josh Arnold]

Amy, you're sweet, too. You could use an editor, but you're sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Hemingway had an editor, for Christ's sake. Am I right?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna let it write drunk, edit sober.

[Christy Lee]

Do editors write as well?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, editing is writing, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They take a yellow pen and they circle stuff.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, if you were an editor, wouldn't you want to be able to. Wouldn't you want to be writing your own?

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee there are a lot of struggling writers who edit for a little.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I, I. A chum of mine from college.

[Tom Griswold]

A chum of mine from college.

[Pat Godwin]

One of my peers is.

[Chick McGee]

He's a significant in the world of editing.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he important with a capital I?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Bill.

[Josh Arnold]

Shoes.

[Chick McGee]

But he did. He did write his own terrible novel.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Charles. Charles Bukowski?

[Chick McGee]

No, he'd be deceased.

[Tom Griswold]

Bukowski's death.

[Chick McGee]

I was looking for my slippers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't think of the word. I said to my wife, where are my feet? Mittens.

[Christy Lee]

Feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Mittens.

[Chick McGee]

Perfectly acceptable.

[Tom Griswold]

Love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I bet she laughed.

[Chick McGee]

We do this because.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you hear that letter? Amy? Two cents.

[Chick McGee]

It's so. It's so hard sometimes to think of words. Now we got another letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now I'm bummed out. Bukowski died, 1994. I had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you were a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, depressed and awful, meandering, half bad ideas. Yes, and one of the bread and butter.

[Chick McGee]

And one of the great quotes in the movie Sideways.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Sideways.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that quote?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

It was a great scene.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got to see more movies than Toy Story and Sideways.

[Josh Arnold]

I've actually never read a word of Bukowski. I. Maybe I should, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty good, actually. Surprisingly good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. A lot about bowling.

[Josh Arnold]

And screwing in light bulbs. Yeah, I imagine so.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even understand this one. This is from our friend who has all the weird stuff and his. The accent, a good. And the umlaut, et cetera, et cetera. Johan Oren Sigmundson.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice. Hi, Johan.

[Chick McGee]

He says hi again, from Iceland. I. I am Spartacus.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all it says, you know.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Good for him.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you wanted short, you got it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I also. But I'd also like relevant. Although, hey, we all have.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, what's going on in Iceland today?

[Josh Arnold]

Spartacus is there.

[Chick McGee]

Do they do Halloween?

[Christy Lee]

Probably. Why wouldn't they?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think they have Trick or treat in Iceland.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look, another little children.

[Christy Lee]

Another little park.

[Tom Griswold]

Another hunk of trout. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Good God.

[Josh Arnold]

Another copy of Frozen. Terrific. You guys want to hear a spooky Halloween story?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to take some crap here because it's not it's this long. I just gave. Amy's going to.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Amy, you have every right to.

[Tom Griswold]

Before you start, good luck.

[Josh Arnold]

I already saw that. He. Look at him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, all you beautiful maniacs. You talked about Epstein.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good start.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick mentioned that Jeffrey Epstein may or may not have had a thing about being tucked in at night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

He loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he loved it. No sex. That wasn't that he wanted tucked in.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Well, yeah, during the tuck in time. No sex.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you've had lots and lots of sex, and then all of a sudden you go, I'm gonna take a day off. You've never done that.

[Christy Lee]

We don't want you to tuck in.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how it goes.

[Josh Arnold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like being tucked in. I don't like. I like having my. My blankets loose.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this story's gonna creep you out and free.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, you want hits on the. You let me come over to your house and tuck you in. We'll videotape it, and then Josh can read you a story and Christy will bring you warm milk.

[Chick McGee]

And the first thing I do at a hotel is pull everything out so the blankets are free and ready to go.

[Josh Arnold]

How much for either Tom and Pat or Tom and Chick to sleep one night together a la Bert and Bernie, where you're two twin beds next to each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Two twin beds. Tom, we could do. No, he's a big time snorer. I've been in the next room to his. In a hotel, you can't sleep well anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

This whole tucking in thing reminded Scott of his uncle who lived in Sour Lake, Texas, in southeast part of Texas. He passed away about 20 years ago, but this story apparently permeated the entire family. They couldn't believe that this would happen. Apparently every night, uncle, his uncle and his wife would go to sleep. Every night, a ghost or spirit, when they were in their bed, would tuck them in, literally tuck in their sheets. And every morning they would have to move the dresser that was slid in front of their bedroom door.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Every morning? He says that they. They just lived this way. Every night, some. Some unseen force was tucking them in, like tightening the sheets.

[Chick McGee]

And they got used to it.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently every morning they would have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Wake up and dress her.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's kind of a friendly ghost protecting them.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of, but also a nuisance. Who knows what's happening there. I'd never been afraid of ghosts, says Scott, until I drove my father down there. Now, his father was ill, okay? And he Says the first morning they were there, his father was. Was sleeping in that bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And when Scott woke up, he had to force the door open because the dresser had been moved in front of the door. And when he finally got in, his dad was nicely tucked in bed.

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great. That's a great story.

[Christy Lee]

That is a great story.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you may be skeptical. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I. I formulated a joke that I can't do.

[Tom Griswold]

We can get there. Let's all.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we can't.

[Pat Godwin]

Tucked into bed?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Is tuck the word you want to use?

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this because I have no idea what it could be. The joke. Do you guys have any clue it's sexual?

[Chick McGee]

No. No, it's not.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

It involves. It involves stereotypes about housekeeping. Let's just put it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

I make my own bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Tom, tell me a little bit about Silac Insurance. And there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's funny because I didn't know what an annuity was because of my limited knowledge of just about everything. And we've been talking about him a lot. And because we learned about them from the experts at the Silac Insurance Company. I can tell you this. In general, an annuity is a way to keep getting paid. When you retire, the money keeps a coming. So find out what it's all about by listening to us discuss these letters. We call them the McGee 3. Three questions from the Frequently Asked Questions FAQ section of the Silac Insurance Company. Here it goes. Dear Chick, I want to browse and read about the Silac Annuity choices and options. What is the Silac Insurance Company website.

[Tom Griswold]

Address so easy to pay attention. Silacins.com One more time. The Silac web address is s I l a c I n s.com s.

[Chick McGee]

I l a c I n S.com silac ins. Okay, maybe that didn't work. Question number two. I love this idea. This is amazing. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a silac. An od. Where do I learn about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Silac ins.com and then click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing like the mellifluous sounds of your voice. Chicken, would you be kind enough to read the Silac Insurance Company disclaimer?

[Tom Griswold]

Normally I would, but today I really don't want to. Christy, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

That was really well done. Thank you very much. Coming up in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in sports, World Series last night, Blue Jays won. We'll talk about it. And full slate in the National Hockey League. And world record right down into your face.

[Chick McGee]

And dentists report on the headline 5 Foods that Dentists hate.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of strong.

[Tom Griswold]

Or do they love them because they create business?

[Chick McGee]

Precisely. Certainly a fair question.

[Christy Lee]

Love, hate, relationship.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it certainly is. Plus, we have an amazing thing for those that are listening right now. I'll just read you the headline, morning sex makes you a better employee. What do you think about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can't get up any earlier.

[Chick McGee]

We'll find out. We'll find out about that coming up. You know something? You raise a good point. Unless, unless your partner's a third shifter and then you get them. You. They're coming when you're going. Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

No, no one's coming. Yes, they are. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Great, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that last part? Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

He's over there at the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick, chair, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Chick Magee. Over there. I can see you. You know where you are.

[Tom Griswold]

I am at the prize pick, sports death.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice. And also we're about to read some letters if you want to reach us. Bob and tomobandtom.com our letters segment is brought to you by our friends, the people responsible for my great night of sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

The sleep Number Enjoy personalized comfort for better sleep. What's your sleep number, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

30.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. 30? Yep. Well, that's too low.

[Josh Arnold]

That really is low. I mean, that's a soft, soft bed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and I. When you lay down in it, it goes. And it just, like, wraps around.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, that's a hug.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When I lay down on my sleep number, it goes. Oh, that might be me farting.

[Chick McGee]

That's helped.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, you're a dog with two tails, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I farted in the shower this morning. Why? What is it about?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you feel like you had to.

[Tom Griswold]

Start over in the shower? That. Yeah. And it smells extra bad, too. It, like, hangs.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been told the heat expands the fart molecule.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sleep number.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

Buy More, Save more.

[Chick McGee]

Not only to the sleep number people, but to everyone listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we give a shout out to the guy who invented showers? I mean, it's probably a caveman.

[Josh Arnold]

We are blessed. We are truly blessed to have showers.

[Pat Godwin]

We live in modern times.

[Tom Griswold]

So wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Literally. I remember living in London and there weren't any.

[Tom Griswold]

No showers in London.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, there are now, but back in the back of the. Yeah, I was living there.

[Josh Arnold]

We used to bathe in the drizzle. I'd step outside the place.

[Chick McGee]

When you were living in England, did that place have a shower?

[Josh Arnold]

It was a college. Yeah. So we had. We had showers.

[Tom Griswold]

Regents park, six gentlemen. They're sitting around. Oh, you think you had it rough. I used to get up every morning and lick the road for my breakfast. Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I enjoyed a good. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Every. Every third week we get our new tea bag.

[Pat Godwin]

Cobbler.

[Chick McGee]

Cobbler. The tea would be quite weak after week three.

[Tom Griswold]

Teabag.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully you could squeeze a little.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the scene in. What is it? Bridge over the River. Kauai? Is that the one where they've got the. The two guys still have the teabag they've been using for months.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, put the kettle on, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

You and. You and your hubby should watch that.

[Christy Lee]

One, Bridge over the River Kwai.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll be whistling before you know it.

[Chick McGee]

That's great. Oh, I know. We could do a whole hunk on great movies you probably haven't seen. Have you seen Stalag 17?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you simply.

[Chick McGee]

You know the difference between Stalag 13 PT 73, PT 109 and Stalag 17 and stalled 13 numbers.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. I'm not gonna force.

[Pat Godwin]

All you need to know.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show what do you think the.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry to interrupt. What do you think the most classic movie you've never seen is Citizen Kane? Wow. Gone with the win for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Never seen Citizen Kane.

[Christy Lee]

Never seen Citizen Game, Sound of Music.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen Sound of Music for Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Gone with the Wind.

[Tom Griswold]

Why haven't you seen Sound?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, by the way, there's a local TV lady. Her name is Scarlett o'. Hara.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I saw yesterday doing a local report. I'm like, wow, your mom was a fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How is she not being greeted with. She's out in the street. Back to you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

And Josh would say, frankly, Scarlett, I don't give it.

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

Every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There are a lot of little. There's that. The npr, Juana Summers, that always. That always bugs me.

[Tom Griswold]

Love to love you, baby, wanna Summers.

[Chick McGee]

She's great.

[Tom Griswold]

She's very good.

[Chick McGee]

I just. Just. There's a couple that are just close enough to. To a famous name. It's kind of weird here.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and Top show Jim from Pennsylvania here. Good morning, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Jim.

[Tom Griswold]

This is my girl, Brandy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. That's the wrong dog. Hang on. That's my fault. That's my friend.

[Pat Godwin]

You're a fine dog.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. That's. That's a beautiful white lab.

[Tom Griswold]

That was Ozzy. This is Brandy, the. The black dog. Where is he? There's. There's Brandy. She's a fine girl. We go Everywhere together. She's logged 5, 000 miles this year.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that. Look, she's got her toy right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that is. There are many likes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a monkey or a cow?

[Christy Lee]

Looks like a cow.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't say.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's a sheep or something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're right. It's. It's got. Okay, very.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a pig.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, there's cloven.

[Chick McGee]

You can send us your doggy. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom Dot com. No, what's the. What's the white dog there?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought. Dear Bob and Tom Show. He calls us crazy people. My name's Renee. I live in Florida right now. But yes, Tom, I originally born in Michigan. That's Ozzy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Ozzy.

[Tom Griswold]

And yes, his namesake is Ozzy Osbourne. About every two or three months, Ozzy and I travel seven hours from Port Orange, just down the road from Deland.

[Christy Lee]

Why do they call it Deland, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Well, Christy, I think, as you know, it's of course near Desee.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch Josh he's frozen with fear.

[Josh Arnold]

Fear and anger.

[Tom Griswold]

I go from Port Orange to Destin. Ozzy has a stack of pillows on his seat to help him see out the window so he can copilot when he stays awake.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that nice?

[Tom Griswold]

He loves to be in the car on the go all the time. If there's an adventure and new doggies to meet, he's ready to go. He's got a great smiley personality. He's smiling right there. He hasn't yet met a stranger. He walks on his hind feet to greet anyone new.

[Chick McGee]

That's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, how are you? He's a gentleman. He stand. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He. He hides dog cookies underneath his pillow in the truck. He can open the door with his nose. Really? If I leave it unlocked in the car, open the door with his. Yeah. Thanks for all your quirky wisdom, Tom. The laughs and getting up at the ass crack of dawn five days a week to make me smile.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh well, we're beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Renee and Florida.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever just take your dogs for a ride? Like just yesterday, I had to run an errand. I just.

[Chick McGee]

My dogs, well, they don't particularly like being in the car.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Announcer]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my dogs love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, mine, mine.

[Christy Lee]

I have one that sits in the front seat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, I did. Some do. It's just one of those things. But remember the guy though that his dog that would never get in the car. So he finally shoved the. He got the dog in the car, drove to McDonald's, went to the drive through, gave the dog some french fries, did that three or four times. Now the dog constantly wants to get in the car. Yeah, they're simple creatures. Now coming up, this headline. Morning sex makes you a better employee. A lot of people are going to be digging this article up and handing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you going to start providing it?

[Chick McGee]

Handing it to the boss.

[Tom Griswold]

Give it up, Tom. Give it up.

[Chick McGee]

We'll find out more.

[Tom Griswold]

Give up the dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me that.

[Pat Godwin]

But was the last time he had.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning sex to him and we had a match.

[Josh Arnold]

Just let me make love to your butt.

[Chick McGee]

Would never discuss this thing. It makes you a better employee. It doesn't mean your fellow employees.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, you know that, that noise he makes.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine?

[Chick McGee]

I know this is now, I. I know that you guys know that morning sex. Morning sex makes you better employees. Part of this article, by the way, says Let me find this. It says, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

No wonder we're terrible employees.

[Chick McGee]

50% there's an act when we get to the article, we'll do it later. But there's something about getting a raise and not that kind.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Never. Never mind. We have, we have. We have more letters to get to. I've got to congratulate our winner from week eight of our pigskin picks competition. Bernie. I think it's pronounced Balmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Bernie.

[Chick McGee]

Bernie Balmas from Okamos, Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't say I think it's pronounced and then give two pronounces.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. I think it's pronounced Balmas. B, A L, M E. Bernie, congratulations, you got that. That 500e gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Go to I hate stevensinger.com to peruse the inventory and you can be a winner. Get your name in right now with all of your picks. You've got until tomorrow evening, but do it right now. Go to bobandtom.com contest and make your pigskin picks for the NFL. It requires no knowledge, no skill, just a lot of luck. And you gotta be handsome like Bernie I'm sure is. That's all coming your way from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@bob and tom.com we are the Musers on the pod. So far we've discussed people we love.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't tell you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuban emailed.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you wearing?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, that's not the things we.

[Chick McGee]

Love got way into typewriters.

[Tom Griswold]

How many typewriters do you own?

[Chick McGee]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Guesstimate.

[Chick McGee]

It's time to get really down and dirty.

[Tom Griswold]

These are great ideas. Start a podcast, then forget to promote it on social media. So what is our podcast about? Yeah, whatever we feel like the musers.

[Announcer]

The podcast follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Howdy, I'm Chick. I'm at the prize pick sports desk. And there's Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of sports, I was thinking about something. The game. Not last night, but a couple nights ago. 18 inning, I believe most major league baseball stadium. I assume this includes Dodger Stadium.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Cut off beer sales seven after the seventh inning.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

And I think some of them I know have extended it to the eighth. So if your game goes that long, I wonder if a lot of sober.

[Tom Griswold]

People or a lot of hungover people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you start to get really groggy I wonder.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I. I don't know how. I'd have to find someone that went to the game. That's a beer drink. I was just kind of curious.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I dance. That's typically. I mean, they don't. They don't reopen it or anything like that.

[Tom Griswold]

A long time ago, when the world was young, I went to a Beach Boys, John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown band concert.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

And a couple other bands, but we got there early, drank, got drunk, fell asleep, passed out. Some would say.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Woke up, the Beach Boys were singing, drank more beer, fell asleep again, passed out. I was drunk and hungover twice. It was unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

So a good show, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, as good as the Beach Boys can get.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what he remembers.

[Chick McGee]

Boys are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, let's see him with John Stamos.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

John Stamos.

[Tom Griswold]

Years I did not see John Stamos.

[Chick McGee]

A couple quick things. Let's see today, Saturday, Pat Godwin, Green Bay, Wisconsin. The Meyer Theater. It's Patty G. Greg Hahn and fireman comedian David Dyer.

[Tom Griswold]

Fireman comedian.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we had a fireman.

[Chick McGee]

We had a great chat with Dave about some of the terms and some of the procedures with firemen. Got a nice letter from a couple firemen saying, hey, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think he wants to be known as that, though? I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care what he wants to be known. Whatever I want.

[Tom Griswold]

And there you go. There it is. There it is. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Top show.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Dave Dyer sent me a text after we talked to him that just said, stop eating. What? And I didn't reply.

[Chick McGee]

Were you eating during his segment?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but apparently I was eating just before his segment and he saw me on camera.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

But why would I know that? All I saw was, stop eating and I didn't reply. And then like two hours later, he was like. By the way, what I meant by that was.

[Tom Griswold]

And he explained he does like to bust balls.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Dear Bob and Top Show. This is from Adam. I like watching the games, but sometimes it's hard to understand what John Smoltz is saying during Major League baseball coverage with his lips pressed so firmly against Shohei Otani's ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is he got kind of a Madden far thing?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Why wouldn't he?

[Chick McGee]

He's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, he's probably the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Certainly the generational player that of all.

[Tom Griswold]

He got the loss last night. But I don't know how well, he lost.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he threw a home run.

[Chick McGee]

That's why they were. Weren't they ahead when they pulled him?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but he still got tagged with the loss. That's real fuzzy how they winning in time. The one inning ended with Otani on deck. And John was going on about how after Monday's game, the athleticism it took to un. Strap his elbow pad and grab his glove and go out to pitch. He's a dh. Walked like five times. Not like he's burning himself out learning on the rail between at bats.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but Smoltzi would know.

[Tom Griswold]

Small T would absolutely know.

[Josh Arnold]

There's. He knows something we obviously wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. I don't know what. Adam's pro. Sounds like a Blue Jay fan to me. Huh? Or maybe. Maybe he had a grandfather and the war. Maybe. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you know, that's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've seen it all now.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh, boy. I said I need something new to be prejudiced about.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'm bored of my old.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, My own racist yeah, my old.

[Tom Griswold]

Racist way I need to be something.

[Chick McGee]

New to be racist about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where's that guy from?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Tawny.

[Chick McGee]

I think I'm just gonna go after bald people. People? Yeah, mostly men.

[Josh Arnold]

Get out of here. Bald man.

[Chick McGee]

They can't drive.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in my 30s when I realized that ladies could go bald, too. Yeah, I had no idea. No idea, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

That's a shame.

[Josh Arnold]

Alopecia for that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how I found out? I heard my wife at the time talking to one of her friends on the phone, and she said, yes, I hope to be bald soon. What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we thought we were listening to a friend.

[Chick McGee]

And hook, line and sinker.

[Tom Griswold]

Stick around for your headliner, Pat Godwin. You got me on that one.

[Chick McGee]

Best wig on tv.

[Pat Godwin]

Best wig on tv.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What do you do?

[Chick McGee]

Female.

[Pat Godwin]

Female?

[Tom Griswold]

The one girl from 60 Minutes.

[Chick McGee]

60 Minutes?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Leslie Stahl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You think that's a good wig?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. I love this segment. Women bitching about other. No. What is he. What is.

[Josh Arnold]

You watch 60 Minutes. Is that before or after pudding time?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know you go to Paramount? Plus you can pick 60 minutes to watch? I want to say they have all of them and you just watch the segments.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

That's good. Now, Josh was kind enough to purchase a new toaster for our green room. You're all very welcome and good God, we heard about it. What is it? Ad nauseam. Is that the term?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I kept the folder of a guide to what color I want my bread to be.

[Chick McGee]

And once again, I am now objecting to any. Anything that needs a password. I'm done with them. I don't want to have to put my toaster on WI fi. Hand up.

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, this one does not require that.

[Christy Lee]

That's supposed to be in the green room so people will know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it is in the green room. They made a copy of it and put it up there. I don't know how I got the.

[Chick McGee]

Original Jason brought then I think this is from Alec.

[Josh Arnold]

He writes.

[Chick McGee]

Heard you guys talking about toasters. I'm surprised Josh and Chick have not discovered putting the toaster on its side and putting slices of pizza in the toaster.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that doesn't that still. That doesn't really actually do any good. You have to make the slices small enough.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that put cheese?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not doing it.

[Christy Lee]

Your nice toaster.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this sounds like house fire.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the best way to leftover pizza.

[Chick McGee]

The best way to know Josh is.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing himself heat pizza. I don't know why you'd reheat pizza. Cold pizzas, delightful. Yeah, but stone a stone pizza Stone. Put it on that slide. Put it in the oven, man.

[Christy Lee]

I lost my pizza stone along the way.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I stole it. I have it. Dear Bob at Top show, thanks for being a voice of reason in Tom's mad, mad, mad, mad world, but I'd like to say that I not enjoying the benefits of a classical education or knowing anything about sailing. Listen to Angel Eyes by the Ray Bryant Trio.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

This is music Tom listens to off the yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Every morning.

[Tom Griswold]

It helps him to prepare a brilliant pianist.

[Chick McGee]

The late great rap.

[Pat Godwin]

Two hours of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I did listen. Angel Eyes, Ray Bryant, Toria. I thoroughly and generously enjoyed it.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

It's no Jetsons theme song, but it's close. Keep up the great work, great musicianship, hope to see more commercial starring Chick McGee and Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, are we gonna get an apology from you, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what would you like me to apologize for?

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday you were saying that you thought the album Blue Blue E Blue from Joni Mitchell was less than stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Massively overrated. I was saying. And you thought it blew. I was talking about how I really gave it a shot and I, I, I found most of it annoying and vague and really, really tough to hear. But I listened to it again yesterday. You guys know me. If I people I respect have a certain opinion. I try to give things more than one shot. I found that I was A little hard on her. That album has some of. Literally some of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard. Two or three. But there are still some songs on there that. That make me want to chew on a brick.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm with you.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but you will acknowledge that several of them are world class, stellar.

[Josh Arnold]

Less than half for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Still, if it's even got one, I'm okay with it.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

One great song from an artist is all I need.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no hyperbole when I say that. There are two or three songs there that are some of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, California puts me away every time.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Check out the album Pagyra.

[Josh Arnold]

I will. I will.

[Chick McGee]

Awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Y Spyro Hijara.

[Josh Arnold]

There are some masterpieces on blue for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see now. Coming up, we have our sports broadcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Yes, that's exactly right. We have one more letter though. Real quick.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Tom, please give us another update about your big blue ball. I'm wondering what this. What the status of.

[Christy Lee]

What's the big blue ball?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

I had that hernia surgery.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

It was not updated.

[Chick McGee]

My left testicle grew.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that big blue ball.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was purple, everything.

[Chick McGee]

Ye. It was kind of a purplish black.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a better look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you were. You were much closer.

[Christy Lee]

Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Chris, he said, are you sure I could be on the show?

[Chick McGee]

All right, we get accusation. The point is. Yeah, it's. It's all gotten back to normal.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

For a while I thought, this is. I'm going to have the rest of my life be carrying this.

[Christy Lee]

But it is back to normal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, more or less.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And the color has returned to its natural.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

It kind of went from non ripe banana to parfait, but it's back.

[Josh Arnold]

All the shaft itself.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the whole thing. I don't know what went on down there.

[Tom Griswold]

And his prowess and similes. It was unrivaled.

[Chick McGee]

It was. If you're ever getting that kind of hernia surgery, fellas, you might want to ask your qualified surgeon what the hell's going on. After a couple of weeks, everything's back to normal.

[Josh Arnold]

We're good. Good.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Now, coming up, we have what sports?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the Silence Black insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the IH Steven Singer, sidekick chair. I am Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee broadcasting from. This is very, very, very important. Now we got an official name now for the Sports Desk Deluxe, it's the Chick McGee prize picks. Sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Nice, nice.

[Chick McGee]

I'll once again remind you to visit prize picks. Have some fun.

[Christy Lee]

But right now, your letterman jacket today. I see.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

That's not David Letterman. But.

[Josh Arnold]

No, forgot not David Letterman.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Most people get a letter jacket.

[Chick McGee]

It's called a letter jacket. Not a letterman jacket. No, it's called a letter jacket.

[Christy Lee]

Letterman's jacket.

[Chick McGee]

It's called a letter jacket.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard both.

[Pat Godwin]

I've heard both. Yeah, I'm gonna have to give Chris.

[Josh Arnold]

Even the old band, the Letterman. Yes. That was sweaters that they wore.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they wore sweaters.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. So you would say letterman sweater.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever get this? Tom, no matter. Talking to you is just where you are. It's. It's difficult to talk to you.

[Josh Arnold]

It's joyless.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever hear that? You ever go, hey, I bet you'd never heard. Boy, I'm really looking forward to a conversation I'm going to have with Tom. You probably never heard that.

[Pat Godwin]

It's Letterman's jacket.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever just let somebody be wrong just so that they think they're.

[Chick McGee]

Right, surrounded by the them?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I have. I have heard that so much in my life. Oh, he's wearing a letterman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Letterman's jacket. That's the way.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never, until this morning heard somebody go, not David Letterman or that's a letter jacket.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, I never. David Letterman jackets. I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, well, there are late night jackets.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that would be. That would be a letterman jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what, Tom? You're exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

You know what, Chick? This is on me. I apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the second damn time you got a in trouble here asking him questions.

[Chick McGee]

You can't even see his jacket because it's hanging on the back of his chair.

[Christy Lee]

If you type in letterman jacket, guess what you get?

[Chick McGee]

And the word ain't is also in the dictionary, so I'm not going to argue. People still say normaly. I just recognize them as being semi literal.

[Tom Griswold]

I love normaly. I think it's.

[Pat Godwin]

I like normalcy too.

[Tom Griswold]

And isn't it accepted as being correct?

[Chick McGee]

But it's. No, but it's wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Well, a lot of wrong things are accepted as being correct.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

And speaking of that, here's Chick with the Sport. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Do we still have that picture of him and his dad? Do you have that? No.

[Josh Arnold]

It was cute. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a. It was really cute.

[Josh Arnold]

It was really.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't being a smart he's like.

[Tom Griswold]

What, he's like 5 years old, 3 years old or something? Back in 2000 with his dad, when his dad played for Montreal. They're standing next to each other.

[Josh Arnold]

It's super cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at. He's grown up and he now plays for the Blue Jays. And he hit a two run homer off show. Hey, Otani.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Otani.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Christy. We weren't.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys can have your little fun.

[Chick McGee]

You can do it in your little letterman sweater over there.

[Christy Lee]

Both letterman jacket and letter jacket are correct and widely used.

[Chick McGee]

I prefer the simplicity, the elegance, the economy. You're not one to have that kind of time.

[Christy Lee]

You're not one to waste words.

[Chick McGee]

Watch this.

[Tom Griswold]

What was his explanation yesterday of. I forget. It was so long.

[Josh Arnold]

I just remember there were a lot of our. Our heads and our hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I had something in my eye. He goes, well, you know, sometimes on your head there are two horrible holes, our eyeballs in there. And sometimes, professional communicator, learn as a.

[Christy Lee]

Professional broadcaster, brevity is best. Did you.

[Chick McGee]

It's a long show. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure can.

[Tom Griswold]

We're here for Blue Jays. Blue Jays went 6 to 2 last night, Tom. And as you said. What? What did you say? Remember?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we got a series is what they said. Yeah. And game one, two, three, four, five tonight in Los Angeles, eight o' clock Eastern. Then Friday night, it shifts to Toronto.

[Josh Arnold]

That's on Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Friday, that's exactly right. And Blue J.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about the Halloween night games?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? As long as the happy Halloween game.

[Tom Griswold]

As long as the Tigers. I don't think the Tigers should be involved. But that's just me.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what. The World Series will end in December. What do you want?

[Josh Arnold]

We've had some. Plenty of November endings.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if it'll be nice. You think they'll do a little Halloween tribute of some sort?

[Josh Arnold]

I think some people show up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wouldn't it be great if they all.

[Tom Griswold]

They do that? Yeah. Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean the players.

[Josh Arnold]

And the Count throws it to Frankenstein.

[Pat Godwin]

3. The count is struck out.

[Tom Griswold]

Here comes the manager, the werewolf. He's not happy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy, it must be a full moon tonight. All right.

[Chick McGee]

I'd watch that game.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

I would, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you would.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think Frankenstein's gonna be able to beat out this dribbling ball because he's walking very stiff. Can you imagine?

[Christy Lee]

Frankenstein would be the one that'd be walking really stiff.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't understand why Frankenstein walked with such Stiffness. Until I reached a certain age. I walked that way now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, boy, I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't. Wouldn't die overnight. You'd get really, really stiff, wouldn't you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I would think, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Really stiff.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, everything's rigored.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta.

[Josh Arnold]

And you move too swiftly. You tear a stitch.

[Chick McGee]

It's a mess.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's not easy being frank.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like to Hear the top 10 cities in America with the most sports championship?

[Chick McGee]

God, no. Are you kidding? I don't talk about letter jackets.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps you should think about it. But number 10 is Cleveland.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is the most.

[Chick McGee]

So this is going back more than 100 years then?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not necessarily. It just gives the number. It doesn't say when.

[Chick McGee]

Cleveland hasn't won a Super bowl ever and ever. The Indians won it. What was it, 48?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, never. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the NBA team's been pretty good over the years with LeBron, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

LeBron won.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But I mean. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

And now it's been made official.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you laughing at? You're laughing. I. I don't think she's laughing with us. She's laughing at.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

At you. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think she's laughing at. I think in her head, she's going, you know, I got up this morning.

[Jess Hooker]

I did.

[Josh Arnold]

I got dressed, I showered, I got ready. I came in here for this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Had a lot of options.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Texas Tech is banning the fan favor during college football game tradition of throwing tortillas on the. After the team received penalties during recent home games.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick Willie was very anti throwing the tortilla. Where do you sit on this?

[Tom Griswold]

You can't have anything thrown onto the.

[Christy Lee]

No, you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm pro field storming, I can tell you that. I don't think after a win. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not after a good play.

[Tom Griswold]

That's probably.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You don't want to storm during the second quarter.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, the good. At least with tortillas that. It's like a biodegradable Frisbee. Go.

[Tom Griswold]

You think they leave them out there and just grind them into the turf?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

Collect them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I can see why it would be bad. Be really bad if they were burritos and they were stuffed with messy beans, sour cream.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love a good burrito. Don't you love a good burrito?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. One of my favorite things.

[Tom Griswold]

I should go to a Taco Bell.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, would I go to one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No. What's your meal? What's your.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my go to. You know, I'm a big fan of the Mexican pizza with no red sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

No red sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Every now and again I'll get sour cream added to that baby. And I like a burrito supreme. I like a Crunchwrap Supreme. I like a Nachos bell Grande. Now, I'm not saying I get all these in one order, but I do. And I also like a double decker taco supreme. That's when the soft taco is folded over the.

[Christy Lee]

That is a good one.

[Chick McGee]

That is a really elegant notion.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. It is. It is really nice.

[Chick McGee]

It saves on, you know, waste all over your shirt. Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoy eating a taco soft taco in the car, but it's not conducive really to.

[Christy Lee]

You're messy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm real messy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How about soup in the car?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have a bowl of soup in the car, but it'll be in a mug. I have a soup mug that I use every now and then. That's right. I'll have a cup of chili. You.

[Chick McGee]

You count chili as soup and hot dogs as sandwiches?

[Tom Griswold]

I do not count hot dogs as a sandwich. Hot dogs and hamburgers are. Seems me to be inconsistent.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. They. They kind of force chili to be. You know, oftentimes chili is the soup of the day.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I say, no, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Chili is a soup.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just chili.

[Chick McGee]

Chili is.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it closer to a stew?

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's closer to a stew.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Is a stew not a soup?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think a stew is a.

[Pat Godwin]

These are the questions about.

[Tom Griswold]

No. A stew is. No.

[Christy Lee]

If you eat it out of a bowl, it's a soup.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a broth, corn flakes, or a soup.

[Chick McGee]

What a bunch of idiots. What are we doing?

[Pat Godwin]

Ice cream is a soup.

[Chick McGee]

These people don't even read books.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, mom, you got any more cornflake soup? Sure was good.

[Chick McGee]

If you eat it out of a bowl, it's so. I'm patently ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

I got any more of that ice cream soup.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

If it's hot and in a bowl, is the. Is the dog's soup ready for. I've got the dog bowl here.

[Christy Lee]

Did you make your dog soup? You don't put water on your dog's food, so it's soupy.

[Chick McGee]

It depends how much they peed that day.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, am I the only one who puts whipped cream on their dog's food?

[Pat Godwin]

You're not the only one.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

It has Become a problem that. That golden retriever of yours is not supposed to be 250.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a big sweetie, though.

[Chick McGee]

She's big Bone.

[Josh Arnold]

She's one of the sweetest things I've ever met in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

She's so lovey y love lump.

[Josh Arnold]

She has a hard skull.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's hit me with it. Oh, real hard. And her tail. Wow. Wacky in the balls with that.

[Josh Arnold]

Did she still step on your foot every time she comes inside?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, and on purpose. Yeah. I'll get him now, Crunch.

[Chick McGee]

Now, are we back to sports?

[Tom Griswold]

The 14th rank.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like to hear from the kids at Texas Tech, the guy sitting with the guitar?

[Tom Griswold]

Would I. Would I?

[Chick McGee]

So there. If you. If you smuggle in a burrito, they take you out.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a burrito.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, tortilla, said Maria.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

Couple clams there?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

It's an instrumental.

[Pat Godwin]

Please don't mess with tradition. Tortilla throwing is what we do. We are super fans on a mission to make the game fun for you. It's not a hard shell time taco or a messy burrito. So please don't veto. Soft, unleavened bread Tortilla.

[Josh Arnold]

More accent, please.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a hard shelter. It's not a hard chair taco.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you gonna play the end?

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. It was great.

[Pat Godwin]

I got caught up on the chords and being hex.

[Christy Lee]

Wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you want, Pat, A crunchy or a soft taco?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I've switched to soft as of late. I like the taste of the best of them.

[Josh Arnold]

What are the things?

[Pat Godwin]

Fine. When you're about six throwing it games.

[Chick McGee]

Is it the Detroit Red Wings that Heaven? The Octopuses. And then at Notre Dame, they throw.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're all trying to get something like Wisconsin has jump around right before the fourth quarter.

[Chick McGee]

In Notre Dame, they throw out communion wafers.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember Jump Around, Tom? You remember this?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Little House of Pain for that edition.

[Jess Hooker]

This.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They all jump around right before the fourth quarter starts. Everybody in the stands jumps. Yeah. Have you ever seen this? Really cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. This is. I love this song. Do you. You know what you call that?

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What do you.

[Chick McGee]

I believe that is. Am I right? That's called the one worm. Right?

[Pat Godwin]

There's a dance.

[Chick McGee]

The worm.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's that. That sound.

[Pat Godwin]

That's from Harlem Shuffle.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think Harlem. The original Harlem Shuffle. Not the Stones.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The start of.

[Chick McGee]

Is that sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Like that Irish hardcore rap.

[Tom Griswold]

Athletic director.

[Josh Arnold]

They are. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kirby.

[Josh Arnold]

They wear.

[Chick McGee]

I like the. The crips and the bloods. They have, like, green hankies.

[Josh Arnold]

They have red and blue shillelies.

[Chick McGee]

Do you call them. What do you call those?

[Josh Arnold]

Tam o shanters. Yeah, that's the Irish.

[Chick McGee]

And what are the crips in the bloods call those? Pankies.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the name of that restaurant?

[Josh Arnold]

This is what they were called.

[Chick McGee]

Scar. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a restaurant in central Ohio when I was a kid called Jerry's. And it was a guy in a tam o shanter. Yeah. Chanter. Yeah. A Scottish guy, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Irish in the dress, in the hat. Come on into Jerry's. Am I getting that? Athletic director at Texas Tech, Kirby Hocut.

[Josh Arnold]

He sucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Said fans now entering the stadium would be instructed to throw away their tortillas. And there would be reminders. Kirby vacuum before kickoff to give over any tortillas to stadium workers in order for them to be thrown away. Anyone caught throwing tortillas would have their ticket privileges revoked from the rest of the academic year across all sports.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I. I can't go to volleyball anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't go to a swim meet.

[Pat Godwin]

Please don't mess with tradition. This is the right setup.

[Josh Arnold]

I cut you off.

[Pat Godwin]

Tortilla throw is what we do. Try it on a minor key, on a mission. This is the key to make the game fun for you. It's not a hard show. I deserve it. It's not a hard shell taco or a messy burrito. So please don't. Veto. Soft unleavened bread. Tortilla. Corn or wheat?

[Josh Arnold]

Wheat.

[Tom Griswold]

Wheat.

[Josh Arnold]

Were we at whole foods?

[Tom Griswold]

Wheat tortillas.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it a corn or wheat?

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make flour?

[Jess Hooker]

Flour?

[Josh Arnold]

They have wheat tortillas. Yes, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you.

[Pat Godwin]

But mainly, please don't bring me flour.

[Tom Griswold]

I like corn. I believe corn. They don't make corn tortillas either, do they? Corn tortillas, they taste like.

[Christy Lee]

Smaller than yellow usually. Or white.

[Tom Griswold]

They taste like paper. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

No. We got more sports coming up. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'll look forward.

[Josh Arnold]

We should really try to do better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations to Bernie Balmus. Bernie Okamos, Michigan. He won our 500e gift card from Steven Singer jewelry. And you could win, too. Every week we do it. Week nine in the NFL begins Thursday evening. Go to Bob and Tom.com contest. While you're there, check out that TV. You could win. It's a 4K from Orange Insouls all that is found once again, Bob and Tom.com contest. Also coming up, you can win.

[Tom Griswold]

TB.

[Chick McGee]

Is that TV? TV? 4K TV.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

4K TV. That's. That's a really bad case.

[Josh Arnold]

That sure is.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a very serious illness. So sorry to make fun of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And remember the headline, morning sex makes you a better employee. Get back to us and how that goes for you. We'll get to that story coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Of which I paid no attention to. Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh. Arnold Jixer. He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Broadcast. Broadcasting live from the beautiful Prize Picks sports desk, ladies and gentlemen, I. You're talking about the worm.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you. You were talking about the worm.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you were. You were.

[Tom Griswold]

We weren't endorsing it. I was playing this. This part starts real low and I don't know why, but it does.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it like a screeching of a record?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they call that sound. That sound the worm.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes. And it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now it's.

[Chick McGee]

Now the example they give of, quote unquote, the worm in rap music.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was called the Letterman.

[Chick McGee]

It says a distinct, often high pitched spiraling synth sound. And they give this example. I'm not familiar with this work. Perhaps you are. This is a song called Get Low.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We played this many times.

[Chick McGee]

Is this broadcast clean? Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm getting the signal.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's edgy.

[Jess Hooker]

The beginning is.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There are two edits. If this is. If this is not the radio edit, we're in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind. We'll just stop playing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

I got this is finding the.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, okay. This is the radio edit.

[Tom Griswold]

We have one. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

I love this song so much.

[Jess Hooker]

I love The Yinging twins.

[Chick McGee]

That apparently that Ying Yang twins thing is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a whistle.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just reading what it says here.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's not a worm, it's a whistle.

[Chick McGee]

It's called the worm. According to this.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean like an ear worm?

[Chick McGee]

I guess something give. Something about his balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweat run down my balls.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's why I cut it off.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I cut it off there. Having seen the lyrics, that's the best part. Well, all them.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we got this. Anyway, that fine piece of work there.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a good one.

[Pat Godwin]

It's good.

[Chick McGee]

That's a little John in the east side boys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think. Yeah, the east side boys might be involved.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Here you go. This is isolated. Here it comes.

[Chick McGee]

I see. I see. That's the part we cut out. Yeah, you're right. It's these side boys and the Yin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yang twins playing volleyball in a gym. Obviously.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's what's going to run down.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going to run down.

[Josh Arnold]

Get your mind out.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Now could we return to the sports desk?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not adjust sp desk. Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Always the shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Glib.

[Chick McGee]

Always something to say in your letterman jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

Twin brothers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

David Letterman. Twin brothers in the United Kingdom have grown the world's heaviest pumpkin. Oh, Ian and Stuart Peyton.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

From Hampshire.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have a shot of this thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Cultivated a gourd, weighing 2,819 pounds. That's over a ton of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

We have imaginations.

[Tom Griswold]

And four.

[Josh Arnold]

Watch. I'm picturing right now.

[Chick McGee]

These things always look like a. Like a huge boob. That's kind of a lady lying down. They're kind of uneven.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Who have you been dating?

[Christy Lee]

What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

You need to get away from old pumpkin boobs.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently Gilbert Grape's mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't agree?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

They never look like they're never. They don't look like. They look like they're blobby.

[Christy Lee]

Cuz they're full of water and they're heavy.

[Tom Griswold]

Blobby isn't milk milk.

[Chick McGee]

They look like they were grown in Chernobyl. They had like that weird. Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Look at that thing.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a boob.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not even orange.

[Christy Lee]

That looks like a boob to you?

[Chick McGee]

Clearly you need on a 40 year old corpse.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you this. I.

[Jess Hooker]

40 year old.

[Josh Arnold]

I pictured the farmer as someone different.

[Christy Lee]

Did he say 40 year old?

[Jess Hooker]

He said 40 year old.

[Christy Lee]

40 year old.

[Chick McGee]

I mean it's when I hear British.

[Josh Arnold]

Farmer, I don't immediately think, Nelson, man.

[Chick McGee]

Diverse culture. I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it's not. I'm saying it's not fair of me. What is.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is that not orange? Why wouldn't you like.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is it so white?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's, that's the new. Now they've got pumpkins in all shapes and sizes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but is that a choice or.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's the breed or the.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a pumpkin or a floor?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they have colored pumpkins.

[Chick McGee]

Pumpkins of color, for God's sake. Yeah. If you haven't noticed all the. There's a lot of white.

[Josh Arnold]

There are some that even have, like white and orange stripes. Those are.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like the new thing with all the pumpkins.

[Christy Lee]

Look at.

[Chick McGee]

They have a skin disease.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just gonna say hate that. Be honest. Yeah, it gives you the willies.

[Chick McGee]

Every time I walk by, I can't look at them.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't look at these.

[Chick McGee]

Like someone has some horrific skin disease.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a pumpkin.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like that, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, no, it's sort of Aaron Neville.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

I will never forget Laura Laur. Lenny was. I love actually when she took her shirt off, like, oh, there's all this.

[Josh Arnold]

Mold, like two, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's nothing.

[Christy Lee]

She had a lot of freckles.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

The point is chocolate chipped. That's how I like to look at it.

[Chick McGee]

Great. Yeah, that back.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. She has red hair too. She has a double now.

[Chick McGee]

Don't we have another world record today?

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a piece of.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to have a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuka.

[Chick McGee]

This is a great one.

[Tom Griswold]

It is kind. I, I. When I discovered these when I was a kid, I thought I would rule the world. David Rush has broken the Guinness World record for the most water balloons burst in three minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

From the upstairs window to the wall.

[Josh Arnold]

Splash.

[Chick McGee]

We had a water balloon fight just on Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who's we?

[Josh Arnold]

I like to think just him and Kelly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right. So that ended.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that be crazy? Yeah, that's exactly what. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the multi water balloon loaders?

[Josh Arnold]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do like 80 at once.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You screw them onto your faucet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They've got these tubes and it. Oh, fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't. Don't you have to put.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How do they tie off immediately?

[Chick McGee]

Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

It's some genius inventor. It's another product of great engineering.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an automatic tying system too.

[Josh Arnold]

I'VE seen somebody just rip them off and they're.

[Chick McGee]

Some of them, some of them, they're good to go as soon as you pull them off.

[Josh Arnold]

So weird.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, great invention.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Rush teamed up with a guy named.

[Chick McGee]

Like every other water balloon fight, it always ends up with someone with a hose just spraying you. Oh, they always escalate.

[Jess Hooker]

Wasn't it like 40 degrees?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was a little chilly on Sunday. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my whole family has pneumonia.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

Check local listings. Enthusiastic little girls wanted to have some fun. I'm sorry, where were you? So where was I? You see the video this with David Rush. It's the other guy that's getting pelted with the balloons.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he has to hit somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he has to hit somebody with a balloon.

[Chick McGee]

As you know, David Rush is an expert. Oh, expert juggler. He's got. He's really far away from the guy and the guy is having to bat them down.

[Tom Griswold]

Where the hell is he?

[Chick McGee]

They're at the utility. It's. It's something outside of a Walmart.

[Josh Arnold]

It does look like behind a Walmart.

[Chick McGee]

That guy is some famous, famous YouTuber.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Carson Stallnaker. They popped a total of 125 water balloons, beating the previous record of 114 in three minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Dave said I had to throw the balloons from a set distance and Carson had to be the one getting hit and popping them. Every balloon had to break on him to count. If it hit him and didn't pop, no good.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, but they didn't have to be consistent.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the previous record was 114 balloons burst in three minutes. We threw a ton of balloons and plenty of them bounced off without popping. But enough of them broke to set a new record.

[Chick McGee]

Ruined that 6 year old kid's birthday party.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure did.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, Bobby. None of the balloons are left. But we have a world record.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Mr. Stalnaker's first record ever and approximately David Rush's 300th world record.

[Christy Lee]

Good for David.

[Tom Griswold]

Of which we've heard details about each and every.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be better if both guys. I think both of them should be armed.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you throw one at the one guy, he nails it, then you throw back.

[Josh Arnold]

That could be another record. Yeah, that'd be a fun one.

[Chick McGee]

As it is, these guys both got soaked, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But you want to see a. You want to see a wet man in a T shirt? Is that what.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Jess Hooker]

This feels like a covert sexual thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's David's 300th record.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe I just said that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry. I wasn't paying talking. I was busy trying to look up.

[Tom Griswold]

Some photographs of this but the video's not enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the actual moving footage was like that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, could you though that video? You couldn't see the guy's face.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we saw him say we saw.

[Christy Lee]

His face at the beginning.

[Josh Arnold]

We really did.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You weren't paying attention. You were too busy looking up pictures of his face.

[Chick McGee]

Handsome guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You must understand that you have to. God knows I love you but you have to pay a little. Just a modicum of attention that sometime get low again. Okay, I can't argue with this.

[Chick McGee]

Where does the sweat part come with.

[Pat Godwin]

His balls real soon?

[Tom Griswold]

From the window.

[Jess Hooker]

Be a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Is that you? This is the edit, right? Okay. These guys on really stone they are, don't they?

[Pat Godwin]

Just setting it up.

[Chick McGee]

There we go. Thank you very much, fellas. Is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good. Coming up, we have food your dentist doesn't want you to eat.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Taffy's got to be a top right.

[Chick McGee]

Dr. Seuss update. Kind of fun and or Horton heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Something.

[Chick McGee]

Chickens in the news and sack as it relates to the productivity in the office.

[Tom Griswold]

Start your day off with an important.

[Chick McGee]

New study coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. Hi, There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. We're gonna head over to the Silac insurance news desk with Christy Lee. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

A new survey shows sex in the morning could boost your productivity and confidence at work. According to the Zip Health survey of 1,000 full time American workers, those who had sex before work in the morning report the highest levels of productivity, task completion, focus, motivation and job satisfaction.

[Chick McGee]

And none of them had have kids.

[Christy Lee]

Nearly one in three respondents said having a fulfilling sex life has positively impacted their income or career advancement.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's just because it makes you happier all around and.

[Tom Griswold]

And huh.

[Christy Lee]

Happier with your job. I don't know. About one in five who have morning sex said they've received a promotion in the past year.

[Chick McGee]

Just because Oscar. Just because Oskar and Godwin get it on every morning. Doesn't mean I'm promoting either one of them.

[Christy Lee]

And over half of American workers who.

[Chick McGee]

Have with each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, what would you do? You walked into a room and Pat Godwin and Jeff Oskay are kissing. What would you do?

[Chick McGee]

Be weird because Oscar's got that beard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what would make it weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't that be odd? His facial hair. He's got.

[Chick McGee]

He's got like that massive Karl Marx beard.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever kissed anybody with a beard?

[Chick McGee]

Of course not, Karl Marx.

[Tom Griswold]

It's his relatable beard.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Or the guy from. What's that guy? That.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Smith Brothers?

[Chick McGee]

The Elvira guy.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that drop? Who?

[Chick McGee]

Papa Oom. Papa Oom. Papa Mao. Mao guy. That guy's got a man. Massive beard.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the Oak Ridge Boys?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that guy.

[Pat Godwin]

They all died.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, those guys are dead anymore. That it be really. That's really sick. What kind of sick guy are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat William Golden, I think is.

[Christy Lee]

So you never had an. An uncle or anybody that had facial kissing?

[Chick McGee]

My uncles.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's not what you're missing out.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, uncle B, good kiss.

[Ali Breen]

Over half.

[Tom Griswold]

Half of America. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Over half of American workers who have had morning sex or have morning sex said they've received a raise in the past year.

[Chick McGee]

But they have to have a raise in order to give me.

[Christy Lee]

I meant money. 70% of Americans who have morning sex report higher overall happiness. And 60% said they have greater emotional stability. 60% reported stronger confidence and self esteem. 50% said they have stress management.

[Chick McGee]

Say how many relate to work? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean yeah? Try walking in here an hour late. Sorry, I was busy having sex this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a doctor's note?

[Josh Arnold]

I would. I mean, obviously this is. If you have morning sex, that typically means you're in some. It's not a one night stand situation. You're in some sort of stable relationship.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that? No, Josh, hey, look, I'm with you, but I'm just saying, you know, does.

[Chick McGee]

It say if another person has to be involved? Or can this be a solo?

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say another person has to be involved, but I would assume that's what they mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Masturbation is not considered sex.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're in a relationship.

[Josh Arnold]

It isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're in a relationship and you masturbate, is that cheating?

[Josh Arnold]

No, of course not.

[Christy Lee]

So masturbation.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure?

[Josh Arnold]

No, masturbation is not sex.

[Tom Griswold]

What Is it maintenance?

[Josh Arnold]

It's masturbation. It's its own thing. You guys know this.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. So, like, it is not it's its own thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, what do you mean, it's its own thing?

[Chick McGee]

Shooting free throws.

[Josh Arnold]

So let's say I'm. If I. If I. If I go masturbate right now, which I'm not going to, I still got about 20 minutes. You're having sex, would you say Josh is. Well, left to have sex or Josh.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Not say Josh just left?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I wouldn't say that.

[Josh Arnold]

So everybody who's masturbated, who's never had sex, are they still a virgin?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're not. Versions. Yeah. Can priests masturbate? No.

[Josh Arnold]

They can.

[Tom Griswold]

I know they're able to.

[Pat Godwin]

Got to be in their dreams, right, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Supposed to. 30. Did I say? Compared to other times of day, like evening or late night, morning intimacy consistently ranks highest across all measures of emotional and mental well being. Well, no wonder we're all a mess.

[Chick McGee]

Not if you're a porn star.

[Tom Griswold]

Always exceptions.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you. Hey, sorry, boss. I left it at the office.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't the glow of an encounter dim the minute you're done? I mean, you're going to work. Still feeling.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm with you. I'm a little bit with you.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The glow of the encounter dims.

[Pat Godwin]

Boom.

[Jess Hooker]

You mean as soon as it's over, you're back to you?

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty much.

[Jess Hooker]

But that said, though, Pat, that's kind of sad.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it was a minute or two.

[Josh Arnold]

That said, Pat, we can tell when someone we work with.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Me.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Oh, wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy.

[Chick McGee]

So, Pat, Well, I mean, that means. So if you do in the morning. So you got to get dressed and then do it. See, because he likes to do it Ivy League style. You know, shoes tied and ready to rock. Pull it up.

[Jess Hooker]

Isn't your testosterone highest in the morning?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Oh, I thought that's maybe because your cortisol would be. Ideally. Would be down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My cortisol. I know other big words.

[Christy Lee]

Workers most likely to have.

[Chick McGee]

Listen to a podcast about cortisol.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Workers most likely to have morning sex by industry include marketing, hospitality, manufacturing, construction and trades, and entertainment.

[Jess Hooker]

So that's. That's you guys. Entertainment.

[Josh Arnold]

Not.

[Chick McGee]

Not right now.

[Josh Arnold]

You're being very generous.

[Christy Lee]

This is where I have a. Okay. It says workers most likely to have morning sex by job rule. Okay. 25% leads the pack. Executives and business owners.

[Chick McGee]

They don't have to get in early.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

They don't have to get in early. And I'm going to make some people mad, but a lot of times their wives don't work and they have extra time in the morning as well, so they have a little bit more of a chance.

[Josh Arnold]

They have nannies getting their kids.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say, do any of these people have to take their kids to school?

[Christy Lee]

They have nannies or help or. You know, but waking up before the.

[Jess Hooker]

Kids are awake is an opportune time, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Because you're so exhausted from racing children.

[Christy Lee]

Are you done?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Are you speaking for everyone who has kids?

[Chick McGee]

No, but none of this counts for us because we get up so early.

[Christy Lee]

Senior managers or department heads come in at 20 first level managers or team leads. 20 then mid level employees and then entry level employees.

[Chick McGee]

So if you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So have you guys found that the. Since your schedule is so different, that having sex in the middle of the day is the best way to do it?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

You can set your watch by me. 2:30 on Tuesdays pm. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

That might work for you because your kids are at school and Kelly's at home and you're at home.

[Tom Griswold]

Knock it off.

[Josh Arnold]

Sex, sex, sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Do it, do it, do it, do it. Water balloon fight. And then. Oh, what would.

[Josh Arnold]

If you use the words, oh, I demand sex.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, she would laugh so hard.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Would she even laugh?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

How about. How about, what do you think I'm paying you for? How about that?

[Chick McGee]

That'd work.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she'd laugh. She's. She's with one of the funniest people on the planet. She's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but that's not always funny.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

A woman has spoken. Now, coming up, we have monkeys in the news. Not the band, of course. What?

[Christy Lee]

Well, most people think of the band.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't have to say all your references out loud, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Big fan of the monkeys. And now, Pat, are you gonna. Is your tribute to this new story a monkey song by chance?

[Pat Godwin]

It could be, if you'd like.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He only has to re.

[Chick McGee]

We have some. We have some nasty, mean monkeys on the loose.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I saw this story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they are. They are angry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They're telling people, do not approach one.

[Josh Arnold]

Of these are riddled with disease.

[Tom Griswold]

They will bite you.

[Chick McGee]

That. That apparently has been countered, but we'll find out. Okay, what's going on with the loose monkey? Monkeys. And of course, you measure monkeys by the barrel.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I believe not the Half a barrel monkeys.

[Chick McGee]

Not the band, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

And not see monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

That was a scam.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

The plural of tortoises. Tortai. No, I believe that's correct. Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh Arnold. He's the I hate Steven Singer. Sidekick. Chair. Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I don't see Josh at the.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he's Steven.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you.

[Jess Hooker]

He's in the women's room.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for saying break.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Christy Lee]

Why did you have to call attention?

[Tom Griswold]

We cover for you.

[Chick McGee]

I was having a discussion with someone from our staff.

[Jess Hooker]

In the bathroom?

[Chick McGee]

No, in the green room. Let's see. Now, let's just move forward here. One day we have Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Do we have our monkey story? This is scary.

[Christy Lee]

Several monkeys escaped from a truck that overturned on a Mississippi highway. The Jasper County Sheriff's Department warns monkeys were aggressive and there are three still on the loose. The rhesus monkeys had come from Tulane University.

[Josh Arnold]

What's a Reese's monkey, Chick?

[Tom Griswold]

Filled with peanut butter.

[Christy Lee]

It's not clear who owns them, who was transporting them, or where they were being taken. The sheriff's office said that they.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a second.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No idea.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this makes no sense. So you've got some guy driving a truck, and again they go, where'd the monkeys come from? What's he gonna say? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he picked up a load and he's carrying him somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

One would know where he picked it up.

[Christy Lee]

I would think at Tulane University. And they were on their way to.

[Josh Arnold]

New Orleans, but they don't know where in New Orleans.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you want to know?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what do you want?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what I. I'm with Tom on this.

[Chick McGee]

It says it's not clear who owns the monkeys or who was transported.

[Christy Lee]

You really want to go into this? You don't want to go into this? Let's leave it at that.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure it's for some sort of study or.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I'm sure it is.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Weren't they loaded with.

[Christy Lee]

The monkeys were not exposed to any infectious agent, even though originally it said they of COVID and hepatitis C. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So they backpedaled on that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So who believes that not everything is a Morgan Freeman movie?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

In this case, I think it is really.

[Christy Lee]

The sheriff's department said the driver.

[Chick McGee]

I clearly saw photographs of these monkeys jumping out of bed. That's. I just want to say I think.

[Tom Griswold]

This is some kind of roll over.

[Christy Lee]

The sheriff's department said the driver of the overturned truck told law enforcement the monkeys were dangerous and needed to be handled using Personal protective equipment.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good work.

[Josh Arnold]

I also heard that they all but three had. Have been destroyed. Was in quotes.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're not just. They're not recapturing these things.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

So that also tells you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's sad.

[Christy Lee]

It is very sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But better to test things on monkeys than people, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I got some people. I'd test some stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Me, too. Is it. Is it fatal?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Painful.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you both looking at me? I do.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a song to make this happy?

[Tom Griswold]

Here we come.

[Pat Godwin]

Loosen on he asked for it. Loosen on the street Fall out the back of a truck now Hungry and nothing to eat hey, hey we're loose monkeys making Reese's monkey sounds yeah feces we we are flinging if you try and put us down.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

See?

[Chick McGee]

Little tribute.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom's so happy.

[Chick McGee]

Voice at heart. I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Voice at heart. Of course. Wrote that, but you know, I mentioned that.

[Chick McGee]

Just lost one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly, they didn't.

[Christy Lee]

We didn't lose him. He died.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we know.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's an elegant way to say that we miss them and we've respected their work.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Died of boys and heart failure. You thought.

[Chick McGee]

You thought about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I went, hey, there was a human who died. And I went, oh, I don't care about that person. I'm making a light joke about, you.

[Pat Godwin]

Know, he originally hooked up. He was partners with Chuck Barry, his first group.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy and Barry. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies, it's all been rescued. Thank you, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

And just like that, you totally redeemed me.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Pat Godwin. By the way, this is going to be part a of special trio.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be doing. We'll be doing jokes. Not like that. That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

This Saturday night, it'll be Green Bay, Wisconsin, the Meyer Theater. Pat Godwin, Greg Hahn and fireman David Dyer. You can get [e-mail] see those guys this Saturday night. That'll be a great show.

[Christy Lee]

What do monkeys eat?

[Josh Arnold]

What? Bananas.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. New research suggests bananas could be sabotaging your smoothies health benefits.

[Chick McGee]

This is the what.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists at the University of California, Davis, investigated how a certain enzyme found naturally in many fruits and vegetables already cured cancer.

[Chick McGee]

So they're going after the bananas.

[Christy Lee]

Affects how the body absorbs flavanols, compounds linked to improved heart and brain health.

[Tom Griswold]

And now with flavanol, they discovered.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't that taste good? Is that what that means?

[Tom Griswold]

It's got to taste great.

[Christy Lee]

That's all the flavor that participants who drank a banana smoothie had nearly 85% lower flavanol levels compared to a bear berry smoothie. What if you combine the two? Because I put a banana in my berry smoothie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, let's talk about this for 20 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

I will go on record as saying, oh, God, the banana split is totally overrated.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

As a kid, I always wanted to go to Dairy Queen. I'd go with my folks. I always wanted to get one. They let me get a banana split. Horrible, Delicious, Awful.

[Josh Arnold]

It depends on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't put the pineapple.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the pineapple. That's all that makes it double off.

[Jess Hooker]

Extra.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers said consuming bananas is still nutritionally beneficial, but suggests you avoid mixing them with flavanol heavy foods like berries, grapes or cocoa.

[Josh Arnold]

I have switched to mango. I use mango instead of bananas. You wouldn't.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's for the texture.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Exactly. The consistency is the exact same.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is. But this is the reason that tequila and beer are good for you. There's no banana.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly what we see. Onion rings, too.

[Tom Griswold]

You use mango. You use a mango instead of bananas. Yeah, but I. And there's no difference.

[Josh Arnold]

Consistently. A consistency. Do you freeze feel frozen mangoes? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You freeze them so they get you. Makes it more like a milkshake.

[Josh Arnold]

But I also check. I. There was a test I had done of what I should and shouldn't be eating. And bananas is something I personally shouldn't be.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And didn't you. You had a lot of psyllium husk to cut down in the hour and a half you spent in the toilet every day.

[Josh Arnold]

I do have. I do take psyllium husk.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And I also eat plenty of fibrous foods like pizza fiber flakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know what? You know what? It's every now and again.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, please continue.

[Josh Arnold]

Every now and again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I get a little angry because we have the world's foremost pizza eater in the studio, a man who ate pizza for every meal. One month. One month.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm the pizza guy we're talking about. In all truthfulness.

[Tom Griswold]

He's so upset, he can't help it.

[Chick McGee]

This is what happens when you lie.

[Josh Arnold]

You eat more pizza than I do. I promise you.

[Christy Lee]

I guarantee that's true. You eat pizza a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Had homemade pizza the other night.

[Jess Hooker]

See.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I didn't. I was too easy eating that. Sweet.

[Chick McGee]

We have. We have found out that if you like, if you. You want to make your own Pizza. By the way, I recommend.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to ask you how much the pizza cost.

[Chick McGee]

That's the thing. The Trader Joe's pizza dough, not the garlic, but that's delightful.

[Jess Hooker]

It is good.

[Chick McGee]

That's a really good. I recommend it highly. But you can go to. You can go to Trader Joe's or. Or Whole Foods or Kroger and get all the ingredients to make a pizza. And for 50 bucks, you can make it make the same pizza. You could buy at many, many reputable pizza places. You can buy for 12 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

But very.

[Josh Arnold]

It's about the journey, though.

[Chick McGee]

It is about the journey.

[Tom Griswold]

Just for fun. What type of craft do you have slated for the girls this afternoon and. Or tonight?

[Jess Hooker]

How are you wrecking their day?

[Tom Griswold]

Because they want to stay in the room, maybe color, maybe watch a video, maybe play with their dolls or whatever. But you're. Here he comes.

[Chick McGee]

I got to look at my. My thing here.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on.

[Christy Lee]

At your calendar.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine it's pumpkin related.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you think they. They go, man, we got to entertain dad. Let's give him something to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I have my skylight app. Let's see, you're. What we got.

[Christy Lee]

Highlight app. What's that?

[Jess Hooker]

A calendar app.

[Chick McGee]

Shows what the kids are doing today. And let's see. Yeah, we got to work out and.

[Christy Lee]

Who'S responsible for picking them up and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, we don't have art class today, so just workout and tutoring, so.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty easy.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

So no, not nothing tonight like workout.

[Christy Lee]

And tutoring, so they have to work out.

[Chick McGee]

Out.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't let your kids get flabby.

[Josh Arnold]

You really can't. If only my parents would work me out, I probably would have banked.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

You're 900.

[Christy Lee]

You just go outside and play.

[Tom Griswold]

You eat a cookie. A lifetime on your. A moment on your lips A lifetime on your hip. You know that you don't want to go outside.

[Chick McGee]

They might run into those wild rhesus monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Chlamydia. I don't know. Some recent monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Them.

[Josh Arnold]

The original story said they all had herpes. Hep C and Covid.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? They all had.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Then they backed off on that real quick.

[Josh Arnold]

And you can't tell them the truth. They're going to panic.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm skeptical, but don't you think they probably get kind of sick the same way we do? And they wouldn't feel like wilding or whatever going on?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're probably miserable.

[Josh Arnold]

If they were loaded with that stuff, who's to say? Co.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't want to do anything.

[Chick McGee]

Just seems weird that they get picked up at a university and the university denies that they're being experimented. I don't know what's going on.

[Josh Arnold]

This was.

[Christy Lee]

Whoever denied that they were. They were infectious. That's what they denied. They did not deny they were not being researched, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe they were being researched in good ways. Yeah. How many orgasms can a monkey have?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they were all. They're all joining frats. You're the guys at Fiji House.

[Josh Arnold]

Have a new monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you heard about the orgasm study?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, not all healthy foods are created equal. There are at least five foods that dentists ate.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

You ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

According to mental floss, dentists despise number one, dried fruit. Raisins. Figs and apricots have a sticky texture that clings to enamel and traps natural sugars against your teeth, increasing, of course, the risk of cavities.

[Chick McGee]

I have a question. Wouldn't you if you were a dentist? If you want that new bow boat, don't you want your clients to have. Need a lot of dental work?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Will they pass out raisins when I leave? I don't know about you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Apples.

[Tom Griswold]

Apples.

[Christy Lee]

Sliding into an apple hole can chip enamel or damage filling.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you call him?

[Christy Lee]

Apple.

[Josh Arnold]

Not just apple hole.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Dentists instead recommend cutting apples into slices.

[Josh Arnold]

And how do I eat?

[Christy Lee]

Eat mine in slices. How do I eat mine in slices? I like them in slices.

[Tom Griswold]

Better.

[Josh Arnold]

Not really.

[Jess Hooker]

Kind of on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

You never hear me crunch and slurp an apple in the air every now and then. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember you got told you to stop eating? Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

You got a text yesterday about it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Five foods dentists hate. White bread. Refined white bread breaks down into sugar as you chew, while the gummy texture packs food in between the gaps of your teeth, increasing the risk of cavities and gum.

[Chick McGee]

Study done by the Rye Bread Institute.

[Tom Griswold]

Further sale of our.

[Christy Lee]

The same goes for other starchy foods like rice, pasta and potato chips.

[Josh Arnold]

And they did this whole study on BLTs and how. Whether or not they're good for you. Did you see that study out of the Mayo Clinic? Was that cute?

[Jess Hooker]

That's cute.

[Announcer]

You can.

[Chick McGee]

You know, something you can't have for a second?

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

This is the problem. I. I thought you were serious. What? Why would anybody study BLTs other than an opportunity to have a BLT, which is delightful every day.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't have a BLT without mayonnaise.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you do. Avocado blt. There's no bltm.

[Chick McGee]

Avocado. Well, makes everything better.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Miracle Whip?

[Christy Lee]

I do like avocado.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm over Miracle Whip because I grew up on it.

[Jess Hooker]

Same.

[Chick McGee]

I can't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I much prefer regular mayonnaise, bacon lettuce.

[Christy Lee]

Tomato, and mayonnaise sandwich. It's a blt. Bacon, lettuce and tomato.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure a dairy farmer would endorse Miracle Whip.

[Jess Hooker]

So.

[Ali Breen]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

And good Miracle Whip is awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't put any wet ingredient on your blt.

[Christy Lee]

I don't put a wet ingredient on any of my sandwiches. None? None.

[Jess Hooker]

Mustard.

[Christy Lee]

Ketchup.

[Tom Griswold]

No wonder you're so dry. Look at her. How dry she is. How dry I am.

[Chick McGee]

How wet I'll be if I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Find the bathroom key.

[Christy Lee]

I do like it. That was just recently. Popcorn. Not only popcorn can get stuck, of course. Between your teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you eat popcorn can wedge.

[Christy Lee]

Into gums and cause irritation or infection.

[Tom Griswold]

Dry with salt. With salt? God.

[Pat Godwin]

Just salt?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Now I will confess. I had to go to the dentist once to get a pop piece of popcorn removed from my gum.

[Christy Lee]

I broke two teeth. Two have two crowns. Because of those little tiny peanuts that are in. What's the Indian food that I like?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, your pad Thai.

[Christy Lee]

Pad Thai.

[Jess Hooker]

Ooh.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Broke your teeth on them.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. And then the last one is ice. Chewing ice is one of the fastest ways to damage your tooth enamel.

[Josh Arnold]

I ate so much Thai food just to please my dentist, I thought it might curry favor. Am I on fire today or what.

[Tom Griswold]

I like say or what?

[Chick McGee]

I really feel like I'm suddenly reading Humor in Uniform in my dad's Reader's digest from the 50s.

[Josh Arnold]

Every now and again I go, you know, I should say something that would please my grandparents. I just talk about weenies.

[Christy Lee]

Sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Chewing ice can also cause splintering of your teeth, wear down fillings, and even crack your crown.

[Josh Arnold]

So number five is ice.

[Tom Griswold]

Ice.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Chomp a lot of ice. And I recently learned from Josh and.

[Christy Lee]

Jason that's a sexual thing.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know. I've never heard that. And I'm always. And you're sexually frustrated if you chomp ice.

[Josh Arnold]

Psychologists say if you chomp ice, you want to have sex with Pat Godwin. Ah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, yeah. It's a fact.

[Christy Lee]

I should not.

[Jess Hooker]

It's true.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

No, you're the ones for a second.

[Josh Arnold]

So I. I don't know. I mean, dentist tape, dried fruit, not bad for you. Apples, great for you. White bread, we all know is Poison popcorn. Fine.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Ice. Fine. So just brush your teeth and be careful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Stick to ice cream.

[Josh Arnold]

And floss. Yes. Iced cream is the answer.

[Chick McGee]

And then meth and.

[Tom Griswold]

And Fruit Roll ups.

[Christy Lee]

Mountain Dew.

[Chick McGee]

Meth and Mountain Dew.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Did you notice soda? Not on this list.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Candy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Milk Duds? Not on this list.

[Pat Godwin]

Like an almond. That'll crack your teeth more than a peanut milk.

[Tom Griswold]

Dutch Tom, you like a Milk Dud?

[Chick McGee]

I haven't really had one in a while.

[Christy Lee]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I can't remember the last time I had a milk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't ever have to have one.

[Chick McGee]

What is. That's chocolate covered. What?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a caramelly.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it caramel?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a dot of milk.

[Tom Griswold]

They make milk. And some milk doesn't cut it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes on the show we have a grand group. Like you've got a. A pot of whales.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes we have a dud of jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yes.

[Jess Hooker]

This morning I sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait.

[Chick McGee]

No, I enjoyed those last few. They were very, very.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't swinging for the fences. I just wanted to get on base.

[Tom Griswold]

Just smile now.

[Chick McGee]

We now Turn over to Mr. Chick McGee. You'll find him right there. I'll remind you. Speaking of sports, we have our special contest going on for week nine of the NFL season. And go to Bob and Tom.com contest. You can be just like Bernie Balmas. Hope I'm pronouncing your name right. From Okamos, Michigan. He was our winner in week eight. Won himself that gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. Check out the [e-mail] ladies and gentlemen. Also register to win that 4K TV from Orange Insoles. Once again, it's bobandtom.com contest. We're going to talk to our winner, Bernie coming up tomorrow. He gets a pick of against Chick McGee and a Chick McGee. You'll find him right over there.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'll find my picks for this week. The Chick McGee on Instagram. They're up there ready to roll at.

[Chick McGee]

The prize pick sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta look at those. Solid.

[Tom Griswold]

Solid. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

They cost half as much and they're twice as good. That's a math problem I can't quite figure out. I can figure out what's happening in the world of of sexual encounters when we discuss them with Ali Breen with sexy time just around the corner.

[Josh Arnold]

Corner.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB- tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Announcer]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Over there at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. And there the man, the myth always confused, it's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Christy. I may need you to update a story for me here.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir. What do you need, bud?

[Chick McGee]

Have they sold those Bob Ross paintings that were at auction yet? Is that. I forget when that was supposed to happen.

[Christy Lee]

That was while I was gone.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It was like something November 7th.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay. So yeah, because we've got Bob Ross's birthday to celebrate here momentarily, it is time for us to check in with the history.

[Tom Griswold]

Today in history. And let's do the alternate Music. Shall we? To the year in history. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice. I like that. 1692, Columbus.

[Tom Griswold]

1700.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine if you played that song for someone in 1692? They would think that. That God was coming back to Earth.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah. I mean, just even playing something from a device would be baffled.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you just have that sound coming.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of people say that. That. A lot of people say that that was the problem with the witch trials in Salem. Time travelers. Oh, technology.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

The only explanation was their witches.

[Chick McGee]

The Salem witch trials court dissolved on this date in 1692. So you've been there, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You really enjoyed it, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I love Salem. Yeah. I'd eventually like to have a house there. Yes, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

You want a haunted one?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

You like Salem? Cool. He said with a K. He said.

[Christy Lee]

With a K. That's a cigarette joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why make it a joke? Is generous of you, Christina.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Appreciate that.

[Tom Griswold]

Why make a joke when you can hit him over the head with it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, let's see. 16, 18. Oh, this is rough. I'd forgotten about this. Sir Walter Raleigh, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. They killed him.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they still make Raleigh cigarettes?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they?

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They executed that dude.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They didn't like his ideas.

[Christy Lee]

Poetry.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he wear a big.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I always picture a giant hat.

[Christy Lee]

Like the Three Musketeers.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there some portrait or something?

[Christy Lee]

Must have. There must be.

[Chick McGee]

Did they have him wear that when they. Did they chop his head off?

[Christy Lee]

I think they hung him, but I'm not sure. I could find out.

[Chick McGee]

He was hanged.

[Christy Lee]

He was saying pictures are hung. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

And they chop his wiener off is not about Braveheart.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they just. They really did go through the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see now. How about this? Oh. 1858, the first store it was behind.

[Christy Lee]

Beheaded.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, you're right. So he took the hat off.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope so. To behead, someone's cut their head off. But to be jewel, someone is to put jewels on and.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I was. I didn't realize. I thought they used a guillotine for all beheadings. I didn't realize there was a guy with an ax.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that weird curve.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it took like three to four strikes.

[Chick McGee]

It can.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a good death or something.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

You're supposed to tip the guys. Hmm.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. The first store opened in Denver, Colorado. I assume it was like pot Ski rental and lattes. Tattoos. 1858.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, even then. Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

1929.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, stock market crash. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I, I had always, I had always thought that was Black Friday. No, that's. That's Black Tuesday.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Start of the crash.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Black Friday. Of course. That's my favorite ice cube movie.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's just called Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh so.

[Josh Arnold]

But I can see why you might refer to it as.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry, that's just called Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's just.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just thankful you're not calling it the barbershop movie or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

He went to the movie and yelled, not my Friday. With his jack web shirt on.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. 1942, a glorious day. The birth of Bob Ross.

[Christy Lee]

The paintings will begin to be auctioned on November 11, the first of three. The rest will be sold throughout 2026 at Bonham Sale Rooms in Los Angeles.

[Chick McGee]

They're only selling a handful 30 and.

[Josh Arnold]

They have like another six months of time going. Have they sold those bob?

[Christy Lee]

30. There's auction.

[Chick McGee]

Fascinating story if you ask me. All of the he made painted thousands of Made thousands of mediocre art. Very few or one could argue that.

[Josh Arnold]

Which actually I wouldn't. I look at him and go man, that. If that doesn't look like mountains and.

[Tom Griswold]

Trees, it makes you happy, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how he does little trees.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I tried to do it and I can't. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

My neighbor when I was growing up, my neighbor tried it and my gosh, he was great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they looked so good with the proper instruction. Did you ever see the movie? Oh God. It's called something like Steve's Vermeer. What's that movie called? Yeah, Tim's made by Pen. No, not Pen, the other guy.

[Christy Lee]

Teller.

[Chick McGee]

Teller made. It's a great.

[Josh Arnold]

Miles Teller, not Miles Teller.

[Tom Griswold]

Plays the drums right there.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like a Bob Ross tribute? A little sing along tribute to Bob Ross.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Takes his brush. Bob Ross. He paints clouds and trees. Dead but still on tv. Bob Ross.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob.

[Pat Godwin]

Bob Ross.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom loves him so what's to give him a.

[Pat Godwin]

Did they sell the fting? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob Ross.

[Chick McGee]

I'm fascinated by the story because I wonder how much money they're going to get for.

[Christy Lee]

We'll let you know with.

[Chick McGee]

They're withholding what, a couple thousand of them somewhere else?

[Christy Lee]

If you flood the market, they're not worth anything.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I mean they're not worth. I one would, I would have assumed over that. There have been thousands of them out There. Why am I talking to you?

[Christy Lee]

Buy a lot of original.

[Tom Griswold]

We try to participate and we.

[Christy Lee]

Seriously. Do you buy a lot of original art?

[Chick McGee]

As a matter of fact, I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, collector lately.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any thing that we would. Anyone. Anyone we would know?

[Christy Lee]

Favorite artists?

[Chick McGee]

No, not at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Would say, any Monet, Manet, Tippy Tippy, Dat, Anything like that? Anything at all.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite impressionist, of course, Frank Caliendo and then Monet. Now this next guy's been in the studio with us. Happy birthday to Dan Castellan. Meta, the great voice of Homer Simpson.

[Tom Griswold]

You think he's tired of people going, hey, say my. Say my name like Homer. Say. Say.

[Chick McGee]

You know. You know. So I bet he's not. You know why?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He got on his private jet.

[Chick McGee]

He can get in his private jet. The big. The big private jet.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the one that he gets. He sits in the small private jet inside the big.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is Simpsons right there.

[Christy Lee]

It gets in the back of the plane.

[Chick McGee]

He goes, okay, that's too depressing to read. Let's move on.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, now, wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm gonna say when you do that?

[Chick McGee]

I know. It's this.

[Tom Griswold]

We're adults night and day. Come on now.

[Chick McGee]

We can't appreciate the day without sad day. The great Dwayne Almond was killed in a motorcycle crash of the Almond Brothers Band, the young age of 24.

[Christy Lee]

Hard to believe he was only 24.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I give you Leila and other assorted love songs. A Layla. How about the Live at the Fillmore, One of the great audio constructs of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Society.

[Christy Lee]

It's an album. It's a live album.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe this will make you happier. Another Brick in the wall, part two by Pink Floyd, released on the stage. Another 79.

[Josh Arnold]

I was lost because I never heard part one.

[Tom Griswold]

Part two.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Did I read somewhere? Wasn't it because they have the kids in the background singing we don't need no education.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Roger Waters claims he wished he had never written that. That line because they. Because people didn't get that he was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. But also, didn't they come back and have to pay them all the kids extra money or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I know that the woman that does the.

[Josh Arnold]

The great gig in the sky, the.

[Chick McGee]

Scatting on that came back after them and got a fortune.

[Josh Arnold]

I. She deserved.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was her improvisation.

[Josh Arnold]

But pretty.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty damn good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She wrote that, right?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if the kids wrote. We don't. Don't need no education.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course they do.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, for you. In 2004, the movie saw opened.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember seeing it. Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

You saw some?

[Josh Arnold]

And I remember I made an open mic joke because Saw and the movie Ray opened on the same day and Ray never.

[Chick McGee]

Ray never saw.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I had some clever side. How ironic that was. And if I did that joke once.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't you, man. It was the room. It was a referee.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. One they don't get me here in St. Louis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. There's silence and then there's the Ray joke. And lastly, friend of the show, William Shatner, in 2021, on this date became the oldest man to travel into space.

[Josh Arnold]

And he was so grateful. And he, I mean, he had a tear in his eye.

[Pat Godwin]

He was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I think there's a John Glenn thing that happened today too.

[Christy Lee]

I saw that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, alleged astronaut.

[Tom Griswold]

He vomited when he landed the last time.

[Chick McGee]

No. Was this the date that they launched him?

[Christy Lee]

I think it is, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

On this date, October 29, 1998, John Glenn made history by becoming the oldest person to fly in space. At age 77, he served as the payload specialist on a space shuttle Discovery.

[Tom Griswold]

Dana's prolapsed.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything hurts.

[Chick McGee]

No respect.

[Christy Lee]

Lasted nine days.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, it's going to be sexy time with Ali Breen from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Visit Steven singer [e-mail] to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers, that is. That's I hate stephensinger.com.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Chick McGee]

Doing great. Want to congratulate Bernie Balmas, maybe Balms from Okamos, Michigan, winner of week eight.

[Josh Arnold]

Way up in Okamos.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Yeah. He, he won the 500 Lansing Ann Arborski.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, that's better be a good story song.

[Chick McGee]

We have a card to pass along to the aforementioned Bernie because he's our winner. You could Be a winner too. Go to bob and tom.com contest and you can enter your name and perhaps you'll be our winner. But you'd pick those NFL games. Chick McGee. You picked them all. They already posted.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. On the Chick McGee on Instagram there. On the Insta. On the IG. Yeah. Enjoy, please.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. We'd love to have you win. So we'll be talking to Bernie tomorrow and our fourth winner from the state of Michigan this year. Very interesting. They got something in the water there. Now it's time to check in with Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Before we go first, Dear Bob and Tom show. Good morning, my lovely friends whom I've never met. Well, hello to you. This is from Tyler in Portland, Oregon.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Tyler.

[Tom Griswold]

While at work and being sick. Hooray. I've been catching back up on the show on my raycons. I mentioned in my last email about Tom Magooing around in life and I've come to an important realization. At least Mr. Magoo was more attached to reality. Okay, I also have to ask if Tom has been on any new meds or taking a shot of something strong before the show the past couple of weeks because he has been in rare form. Unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

I don't take any meds.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

Except for meth and.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, that's a street truck.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's just manufacture your own or you buy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just boil down Sudafed.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Every time I buy that, they've got to show your id. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

There are people out there doing a.

[Chick McGee]

Cold, for God's sake.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't care for that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. No, I'm not on the people asking you for IDs. Should we just go around the horn, see who's on what medication? Anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, does that include supplements and vitamins stuff, Prebiotics, probiotics, medications?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, this morning we found out no bananas in your smoothie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm a mango man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a mango man.

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, I love mango.

[Chick McGee]

So, yeah, yeah, I'm skeptical of the no bananas in your smoothie story, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, do whatever's right for you, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Go out and make it a great day.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we also had that list of foods that you're not supposed to eat according to of some dental thing the dentist don't. Do you have that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just.

[Chick McGee]

You can just.

[Christy Lee]

There were apples. It was dried fruit, white bread, popcorn and ice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to the grocery store and I'm going to buy an Apple. And I'm going to buy. No, no, go ahead. Sir.

[Chick McGee]

Got a nice letter here. Okay. Just came in from Michael.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Michael.

[Chick McGee]

He is a dentist.

[Christy Lee]

Michael.

[Chick McGee]

He goes, I'm a dentist in the Dayton, Ohio area. I say now we go to all caps. Eat all the popcorn, milk duds and dried fruit you want. I have bills to pay and three expensive kids. Yeah, Mike, we're with you, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So we all love popcorn. I believe in this room. Really like it a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Fan. Well, popcorn with butter.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no. Nutritional yeast.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys want, like, those? Because this is kind of the season. The popcorn balls.

[Christy Lee]

No, love them.

[Josh Arnold]

You love them?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like them.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. And Godwin's on board.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Big hit in classroom parties, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I've ever had a popcorn ball.

[Pat Godwin]

They're delicious.

[Chick McGee]

It's like. What do they glue it together with?

[Christy Lee]

It's been sugar, syrup. Sugar. Yeah, lots of.

[Chick McGee]

I may have to try those again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes it's caramel, sometimes it's a sugar base.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the sugar base.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Say, no, thanks. But I'm glad they're out there for others to enjoy. Enjoy.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's.

[Chick McGee]

I can't even think of the word magnanimous.

[Christy Lee]

I do like the kettle corn.

[Chick McGee]

I never feel that way about other things.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of popcorn popper do you have at home? Do you have, like, you just throw it in the microwave?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the whirly.

[Tom Griswold]

The whirly pop. That's the only way to go.

[Chick McGee]

I agree.

[Jess Hooker]

Just a pot.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what you have, huh?

[Jess Hooker]

Just a pot.

[Tom Griswold]

You shake the pot?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Put the lid on it, shake it up.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of oil you use? The avocado oil in there?

[Christy Lee]

I use coconut oil. Oil.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, whatever I had tallow I doordash.

[Josh Arnold]

From the nearest AMC cost me 75.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you do that?

[Chick McGee]

I go with a 30 weight.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me you're rich without telling me you're rich. $75 for popcorn.

[Chick McGee]

Now we are going to go over to the Silenc insurance news desk with Christy Lee as we prepare for Ali Breen's segment known as sexy time.

[Josh Arnold]

Real quick, wouldn't it be if you did doordash popcorn from a movie theater, which I don't know if you can or not.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

As the driver, wouldn't it be real.

[Christy Lee]

Hard not to rejoin? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

One handful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how.

[Tom Griswold]

Why they don't do it with French fries as it is.

[Christy Lee]

That was going to Be my question, because I have never. I've never. Doordashed. Do they staple the bag?

[Josh Arnold]

They often have a tape or some. A stick or something. Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the famous story we had?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

About the guy. Was it in Kentucky or Tennessee? The guy, the guy, the guy, the guy had.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he dipped his balls in the salsa.

[Tom Griswold]

Balls in the sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, that reminds me of a song Christy sang. Nads made my week.

[Tom Griswold]

I dipped my balls in it.

[Chick McGee]

The background of the story was the. The guy was a driver. No, I'm sorry, girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

He was.

[Chick McGee]

He was a passenger.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you're tip.

[Chick McGee]

And he.

[Tom Griswold]

You know you're in trouble when Tom's explaining something to you.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm trying. I'm trying to find it at the same time we do this. But as I recall, he was a passenger in the car and. Oh, I got it. Here we go. It was Maryville, Tennessee. He was sent to jail. Not only did he dip his testicles into a container of salsa that was being delivered to a customer. Order the food. They videoed it and posted it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

And he. On the online video, he's going, this is what you get when you give an 89 cent tip for a 30 minute drive.

[Josh Arnold]

Not realizing that a person can still tip.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. After the fact.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The name of the. I'm not going to give the guy's name.

[Josh Arnold]

Why Dirt bag should be exposed.

[Chick McGee]

The alleged salsa dipper. Testicle dipper. At the time of the writing of this, he was still behind bars.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you remember when they said you could taste with your testicles?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And I tried it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Here in the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And what happened?

[Josh Arnold]

I know. No, I could not. I could not taste with my. My nutcase.

[Tom Griswold]

Nutcase is what you're going with.

[Jess Hooker]

What did you dip in?

[Josh Arnold]

I forget. Was it salsa?

[Jess Hooker]

I. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was mayonnaise.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it wasn't mayonnaise.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it was a really good hot soup.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember it was something I. You guys wanted me to dip it in something I didn't care for so I wouldn't break my neck.

[Christy Lee]

I must have been gone that day.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember that. Have you tried that?

[Josh Arnold]

Tried to do my own.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, let's just. Breaking your neck.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't tried in a while.

[Chick McGee]

We have a. A song here. Once again, this. This guy dipped his testicles and salsa. The lady who ate it said it was great. It reminded of her of her senior problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

She went with Juan Torres.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, you got a song about I.

[Pat Godwin]

Did my balls in the salsa? Hey, I dip my balls in the salsa. I call it balsa. That's balls in the salsa. That's what you get for not dipping. Yes, my testes. I'm dipping. And by the way, Mr. Cheapo rubbed your taco on my peo.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry I asked.

[Pat Godwin]

Bars and salsa.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Bar and salsa. E. That line. Balls and salsa. I call it B. Dip, dip, dip.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Thank you very. Yeah. The guy's name, I probably shouldn't say.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't have to.

[Chick McGee]

His name was Mr. Web.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, what is funny about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Second of all, he likes my reaction. Just.

[Christy Lee]

Josh gets so mad he hasn't used the right music.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fake.

[Chick McGee]

It's fake. Jack Webster.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a friend?

[Jess Hooker]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

He does it. He laughs at how mad I get.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's not a friend.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not. It's a bully is what it is. He's a bully.

[Chick McGee]

Bully.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a classic bully.

[Christy Lee]

Always been a bully. Because he was bullied, he has to bully the rest.

[Chick McGee]

Did we. We didn't have you dip him in salsa, though, did we?

[Josh Arnold]

I forget exactly. It may have been soy sauce. I'm being serious. It's like it was something with a high sodium content so that you could absorb the. Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If that was.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. I put my testicles in.

[Christy Lee]

It and you're a testy taster.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing. Yeah, nothing.

[Chick McGee]

That would have been really. It wouldn't have had been life changing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it would have.

[Chick McGee]

If you discovered that you were like a testicle savant and you could tell anything, you could blindfold them and eventually it would. It would. You'd become. What is it called? An onophile. What is the testes. The wine guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You could.

[Chick McGee]

You could dip your testicles in wine and go, let's see. Now that has notes of.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. But I nailed it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Like a ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Sommelier.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was like a teaspoon. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Balsam.

[Josh Arnold]

A tablespoon of turmeric.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, I knew that would be a crazy live show. You just have a sheet from the neck down and you're just dipping your balls and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

Would you go?

[Jess Hooker]

I'd go, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd watch a guy do that now.

[Chick McGee]

Would you? Between the amazing balls for the vip, between courses. Would you. You'd have to have some kind of a pallet cleanser.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd have to dip my balls in.

[Tom Griswold]

Ginger or sorbet and swish them around.

[Pat Godwin]

Ever Dip your balls in ginger.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm more of a Marianne guy.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

It's like you guys were a team right now. What's inside my shoes? Well, my feet. Are there some socks? Are there odor? Probably some orange insoles. That's right. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Make your eyes bleed.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right. No tricks and all treats from our friends. Sorry, let me swallow. At Orange Insoles a good portion of the staff here at the show, like Tom, they have their shoes and in.

[Chick McGee]

Them and like on our feet. Is that what you're looking for?

[Josh Arnold]

They have them in their shoes right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish I could blame that on a typo. Nope, just my brain. They sent us insoles and we use them still. And that's because orange insoles give you the support from the ground up. Actually, this is poorly written. Find the right insole for [e-mail] youm'll also find the left insole. Huh. They have a couple different options for. There's of course the original full length insole. These are built for long shifts for serious all day support. Shout out some people who might be working long shifts on their feet.

[Christy Lee]

Shout out.

[Chick McGee]

Waiter, waitress, surgeon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, exactly. Teachers. Teachers, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hairstylists.

[Chick McGee]

Skateboarders.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right. They want proper support too.

[Tom Griswold]

Skateboarders.

[Chick McGee]

They have a. Skateboarders don't sit well.

[Christy Lee]

They can sit down between runs.

[Josh Arnold]

They can, but the teachers can also sit. But hey, they're on their feet most of the time. I think skateboarders is allowed. The deep heel cup offer real support helping align your pole sitters.

[Chick McGee]

Pole setters, pole sitters. You know, pole sitters in the 1919-30s, you know, some guy would climb a pole and sit up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. That was quite a spectacle, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

That in marathon.

[Tom Griswold]

For orange insoles for your shoes is to talk about someone who used to sit in the 20s.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's give them marathon dancers. You know, if those. Those poor people in. They shoot horses, don't. They had orange insoles. They may have lasted a little longer.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, man.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like hacking through the jungle, wasn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Man, look, the key component.

[Christy Lee]

You're doing a fine job. Don't listen to them.

[Josh Arnold]

The key components here to take home with you are that feet. They're really good.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's too late to get folksy now.

[Josh Arnold]

The brand new Orange sport insole for the active. They have O foam technology. The Orange sport is made for movers, helping you power through your workout. 40% more energy return, three times more durability. They keep you light on your feet with less less fatigue and more hustle. Go to orangeinsouls.com today because for a limited time you can celebrate the release of the new Orange Sport by getting $10 off one pair of either the full length or sport insoles. Use this promo code Bob and Tom, plus free shipping on those. Ace. This is better than any Black Friday special they've done or will do. So don't wait on it. That's orangeinsouls.com use promo code code Bob and Tom and go rent. They shoot horses.

[Chick McGee]

Don't think Depressing.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a tough watch but a good movie. But it is depressing.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Coming up, it'll be Sexy Time with Ally Breen. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hi. I am Chick at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And I will point out that Mr. Godwin is on the road. Coming up Saturday night, it's going to be the Meyer Theater in Green Bay, Wisconsin with Greg Hahn and Dave Dyer for some great live comedy that'll get you got that. All that Halloween candy you got to laugh off. That's right. Coming up this Saturday evening. That'll be a terrific show. Right now we're getting ready to hook up with the lovely Allie Breen. Oh, I don't know where she is now. She's in front of a curtain.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Where are you?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I just put up curtains. I'm in Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hang those yourself?

[Ali Breen]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Where you get that idea from? Funeral Home Monthly. What is that?

[Ali Breen]

I do everything in grays and beige.

[Josh Arnold]

Do those match the carpet?

[Ali Breen]

They do, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Or should I say hardwood?

[Tom Griswold]

Right down to the hardwood Answer.

[Josh Arnold]

Answer.

[Ali Breen]

It's a carpet. Very low pile carpet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice. Ali Green is a standup comedian and appears on television quite often and she appears on this show when we're lucky, once a week with a show called Sexy Time in which people write her letters and we try to solve their problems.

[Tom Griswold]

Try? I don't think so. We do, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I'm looking forward. I just hope today's episode doesn't have the. What happened last week?

[Christy Lee]

What happened last week?

[Chick McGee]

Were you gone?

[Christy Lee]

No, I was here.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gone.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. With a. The fellow liked to urinate on his girlfriend. And it started to escalate.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think that's wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it was getting pretty ugly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think if you. If you keep it in the shower, I think it's fine. Don't you think?

[Chick McGee]

No, but it was.

[Christy Lee]

But it was fine until it went into his mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there was.

[Ali Breen]

Yes, exactly. It was in the shower, but it still escalated.

[Chick McGee]

And there was an orifice involved in it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was his own urine. In his mouth?

[Christy Lee]

No, hers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well.

[Jess Hooker]

And he needed it every morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy hell.

[Ali Breen]

One way to start the day.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be one of those great, you know, 1950s commercial where. Hey, have you noticed that Lloyd's breath always smells like piss?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, Josh. Did you notice?

[Josh Arnold]

You know I did.

[Chick McGee]

He needs certs. Okay, I'm sorry, Ally. Let's get to one of your letters. What you do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I walked in on my husband choking his chicken on of FaceTime with another woman.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. I don't know what.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what. Of only fans. Okay, I didn't know. I didn't know.

[Josh Arnold]

So he's talking live on camera.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't realize of was the.

[Ali Breen]

Yep, that's what that is. I lost it and left the house. He said he's not cheating. It's just the same as watching porn. Am I overreacting or is this cheating?

[Chick McGee]

So explain to me how this works.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be like right now if. If Ali were taking her clothes off and I were having at myself. Yes. So that's what this guy was doing.

[Jess Hooker]

He's paying for a one on one.

[Chick McGee]

So this is live as it happens?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, yeah, live as it happens. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

This is very different from porn.

[Ali Breen]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Think.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's very different from porn, but I do not think it is cheating, per se.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

But I do think it's a problem.

[Jess Hooker]

But I think you should communicate it. Like if. If she's okay with it, then. Okay, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If she's not, you gotta stop.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, obviously she's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so she. But we're talking to her, so what does she need to do here?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. I. I mean, find out. Find out if this is a Regular thing or if he was just trying it.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to know more. How does this work?

[Jess Hooker]

Or go to the bank.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean, Tom? How does it work? I mean, how dumb are you?

[Chick McGee]

Do you get Ven mode for each session? I mean, is it a.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, yeah. You can do anything like that? Totally.

[Tom Griswold]

You can sell, you can. Credit card, probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, no. You. You have to pay on the only fans.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Site itself.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there you go. But.

[Christy Lee]

So that's what you're worried about? You're worried about how he's paying for it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's.

[Chick McGee]

I just was.

[Josh Arnold]

So his account is attached to some card or account.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

And he.

[Ali Breen]

It is interesting. It might make a difference because that's at least like a barrier. If he's paying her personally, then there's like more of a real relationship, you know?

[Chick McGee]

If you do it nine times, is the 10th one free? Like a sandwich?

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes. Sometimes that happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you done any live FaceTiming, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

I've never. No. I'm very, very vanilla on there as far as what people do. People go all out. I haven't done a lot of that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

What. What would the approximate fee be typically for something like this?

[Jess Hooker]

It depends on how popular she is.

[Josh Arnold]

What would you charge? I mean, knowing that you. You're not totally comfortable getting that kind of. But if you were to FaceTime with a guy and he were to have Adam self during it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Ali Breen]

A thousand dollars with a boyfriend. Yeah, I don't think I would do that with like strangers. It's too weird. Especially if you're seeing them at the same time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Would you feel like cheating on your boyfriend if you did that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a two way video.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's ev.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I said it would be like if we're. Right now we're talking to Ali.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't realize that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She can see and he can see. So he says it's not cheating.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's very close.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's cheating.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not cheating because they didn't actually have sex.

[Chick McGee]

Could we get back to what Ali's fee is again? What was it again? So let's just say someone says, I'll give you $25,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't.

[Ali Breen]

Put it over.

[Josh Arnold]

Your boyfriend complains, you give him ten grand. He goes, shut up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, I'll. I'll hold the camera. I'd be curious if there's a going. If there's a. What do they Call a rate cut hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. Per each contact.

[Ali Breen]

10 minutes or something. Or per five minutes. I don't know. Yeah. People do kind of have setup rates for that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a. This is. I don't consider it cheating, but it's as close as you get.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And there. Would there be exotic requests?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You do certain things, right. Interesting. I didn't know that was out there. Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

So, in conclusion.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never done that.

[Ali Breen]

He's not overreacting. It's just.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you're not overreacting.

[Ali Breen]

Defensive. It's probably not a good sign that he's gonna stop. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not. I don't think this is a sign that things are great.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe you could go to the basement and zoom him and. And maybe that's what he's into and you guys could do it together instead.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, wouldn't. If that's the case.

[Christy Lee]

That was that easy. That'd be great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, let's move on. We're talking with Ali Breen, comedian. A L L I. Excuse me. A L L I B R E E N. We give you that so you can find her on your favorite social media platform. She is, by the way, on.

[Ali Breen]

On Only Fans. But not doing FaceTime.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless it's 25K.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you got me. And you'll find her there at a L L I B. On Only Fans. They're very good. Okay, Ally, what is you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend is amazing in bed, but she always does stuff to herself when we have sex to get to the finish line. Do I not satisfy her or is this normal?

[Josh Arnold]

Normal? Don't you worry about a thing, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Normal.

[Josh Arnold]

You are good. You're good.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody knows it. And that's so hot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. Yeah. Dear. What the hell is wrong with you?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you worry about this. She's getting hers. That's. That's all that matters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's opening.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll never do that on OnlyFans. 30k.

[Ali Breen]

25,000.

[Chick McGee]

That's probably a separate category. And a separate fee, I would imagine.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, they literally. I mean, that site. I think you can set up pretty much anything.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a mutual masturbatory thing when you're doing the only fans FaceTime? Or is he just.

[Josh Arnold]

She's probably not getting.

[Jess Hooker]

No, she's getting money out of the place.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but. But what I'm saying is she masturbating with the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she probably not okay. I mean, I. I bet that happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. But I bet it's extra.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's extra, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

I bet. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Next. Next. Next.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, My wife is a singer and she's in a band and goes out traveling, like, three days a week while I watch the kids. Goes out or travels, like, three days a week while I watch the kids. I make a lot of money, and she makes barely anything for her shows, so she doesn't need to do anything. I brought up that she should just stop and spend more time with the family, and she accused me of being unsupportive. I really just want to spend more time together, but I think she thinks I'm jealous that she's out and I'm not. Any advice?

[Christy Lee]

You are.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you are. No, but. But I think it's important for her to. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's her thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's tremendous.

[Christy Lee]

And you are jealous.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends on.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you say that. We don't know that he's jealous. The guy's saying he's not jealous.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but how come.

[Josh Arnold]

Why can't we trust the people who write in?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. We can't trust the guys that write it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm just saying this. If this is her art, let her do it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's right.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends on how good a singer she is.

[Josh Arnold]

If you make that much, it's only three nights a week.

[Jess Hooker]

Three nights a week's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

With children.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, this is hard for me because I was out for five nights a week all the time, so I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And your record for relationships is still $.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh, you're bleeding.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not. Not. Trust me, that. That's not a hit that makes any kind of contact with me because.

[Chick McGee]

So what do you.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you.

[Chick McGee]

What do you say?

[Tom Griswold]

You're a performer trying to be funny here.

[Chick McGee]

So I don't understand. What are you saying now?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm saying my mindset is that of the person the artist has. Yes. I have to go out and perform.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I get that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what she should do. I could be a little skewed.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, she's probably cheating. That's why she goes out.

[Chick McGee]

No, she. She's having fun singing.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyone who writes into the show is really misguided.

[Ali Breen]

I wonder if she. But if she worked during the day and he had to watch the kids, I wouldn't imagine there'd be a problem. I think it's the nighttime thing. I think he's jealous.

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't we. Don't we talk to comedians all the time?

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The guys who say they feel. Feel guilty because they're out on the road, they have a new baby and they're getting. You know, and then they joke about getting all this sleep, but it's not really a joke and. Yeah, but they feel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why wouldn't you. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They're flushing blood.

[Chick McGee]

But she needs to feel validated. And if her singing art is what does it. That's good. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't. I don't know that you can ask.

[Tom Griswold]

You shouldn't want the alternative of not letting her do it.

[Josh Arnold]

So does.

[Tom Griswold]

And keeping her. That's not good.

[Josh Arnold]

She's gonna be.

[Chick McGee]

She's gonna to be upset.

[Josh Arnold]

You said you have money, a babysitter. And I know you want to spend more time as a family, but maybe you can just go to some of her shows.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because I bet the kids are asleep when she's on the stage. You could hire somebody to come in.

[Tom Griswold]

And you could heckle her, like sing something.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you could support her by.

[Chick McGee]

Being this time on key.

[Josh Arnold]

Why aren't you home with your family? That too.

[Chick McGee]

We have time for one more letter. Ally, we have a meeting to get to, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Tom has really gotta. You gotta wrap this up.

[Chick McGee]

You realize we're helping people. If this were an emergency room, we can't just say, well, we've got this woman all sewed up and fixed. She's gonna be fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but last time you yell.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything half go to the next one.

[Chick McGee]

Fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you think it's a little rude?

[Chick McGee]

I'm doing sex triage here.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good point.

[Josh Arnold]

Called the slit. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I go too far?

[Chick McGee]

I believe it's.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Where did we lose Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

What happened with Josh about six years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, was that. Is that H. Is that HBO or Netflix? Okay, we have time for one more.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I'm dating a born again Christian who apparently was very promiscuous when she was in college and now has found. Good God. I'm okay waiting to have sex as long as it's freaky and plentiful when we get there.

[Tom Griswold]

Freaky and plentiful?

[Ali Breen]

Does anyone know born again people still get freaky as long as it's with the one. Or do they go full vanilla?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I would say the former.

[Josh Arnold]

What? I kind of. I Don't think they go vanilla.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't think at all.

[Josh Arnold]

I think. Yeah. I think it's. It stays a good freak show. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think history has shown that the more misbehaving you do, the more you have to really turn your life around and embrace God. Right. So don't you think.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

What about an old dog doesn't learn new tricks?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She's probably freaky. I think Tom's right. And know.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I disagree. I think you can find God without having to have been a bad person.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, that isn't the issue. The issue is.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's always been Chick's contention.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my contention.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Ally, are you going to be back in New York to work this weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

We wrapped it up. Okay.

[Ali Breen]

No, I'm going to stay in Florida. I'm going to visit my aunt this weekend, so maybe I'll try to find a local show.

[Tom Griswold]

But you say, you say aunt.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the rare white women that says aunt.

[Chick McGee]

She.

[Ali Breen]

He's from Georgia. I don't know why I've always said it. Boston. I don't think every. I don't know if that's a Boston thing or if that's just my family.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were from Atlanta.

[Jess Hooker]

I did, too. I thought you were from Georgia.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, Boston. Aren't you?

[Ali Breen]

No, my sister lives in Atlanta. I'm Boston. Yeah, exactly. So I go there a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

On to Southern thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, as far as I know. A black thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know what? Tom's right. Let's wrap it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We gotta get out of here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, good luck. Are you hanging more curtains today, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

I got all the curtains hung up. I got some artwork to hang and some sheets to buy.

[Tom Griswold]

Be sure and be shopping at Grim Sensations.

[Ali Breen]

That would be my shop. Grays and beige.

[Tom Griswold]

That was that. Yeah, There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Gray and beige.

[Chick McGee]

Anything in a sort of a casket. Bronze.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you thought about doing something in brown or possibly brown?

[Ali Breen]

That would make a great Airbnb. Sleeping in caskets with like a funeral kind of. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It would sell out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Completely.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

You can find Ali. Once again, a L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform. Thank you very much, Ally.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Ally.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, guys.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Sleep in a casket.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I, I, I couldn't. I couldn't. I could not do it.

[Christy Lee]

Although that satin does look pretty comfortable.

[Jess Hooker]

Zero sensory.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me get this straight.

[Christy Lee]

I would close it.

[Jess Hooker]

I would get In a casket.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't sleep unless I change my position. So how do you do that when you're in the casket? There's not enough room.

[Pat Godwin]

Roll over Beetle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, not. You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're a side sleeper most your life, will they go ahead and bury you like that? If that was your most comfortable position.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to insist on it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You could probably ask will the lid close?

[Tom Griswold]

Ask your. Yeah. Niece.

[Josh Arnold]

Hurry up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

We'll talk about that, all right.

[Chick McGee]

When we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and at the Silac Insurance News center, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There is Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And the question was asked, can you doordash movie theater popcorn? And we apparently have an answer. Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Depending on check local listings. But AMC theaters, that's nationwide. You order a large popcorn, just the price. Large popcorn. This doesn't include tip or anything on that. 10.99.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they also have an AMC Mega bag of popcorn.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Which isn't the garbage bag size, but it's close. That is $23. Huh?

[Christy Lee]

All right. And then if you're having a party, that'd be good.

[Tom Griswold]

You can also get movie nachos, Icy Pretzel bites. You can get a kids pack the pretzel that they sell, the Bavarian pretzel.

[Chick McGee]

What is the delivery fee?

[Tom Griswold]

All beat all beef hot dogs. Well, that depends on if you're a member of Door Dash. You get a, A distinct. Oh, here you go.

[Josh Arnold]

It's 8,849delivery fee.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, depending on what sort of club you belong to, sometimes it's free.

[Josh Arnold]

Taxes and other fees are 382.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

So for the 10.99 popcorn plus fees, you're paying 23.30 without tip.

[Chick McGee]

Then you have to add a tip on top of that.

[Christy Lee]

Bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

25.

[Jess Hooker]

I'd say 30.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, you gotta go to 30.

[Christy Lee]

We all know $5.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we know that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

People have been fired.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So would you pay 30 bucks for.

[Christy Lee]

Some popcorn in the middle of the day? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, every now and again. I'm an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

In the middle, in the middle of the day. What time does AMC typically open?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, you can choose your. You can choose your delivery time and it's the earliest you can get it. Today is 3 o'. Clock.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

3 o' clock this afternoon. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

So if you don't you don't burn one until 4:20 though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So if someone's eating, is that the right.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the right parlor stoned in the look at Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the right parlance?

[Christy Lee]

If I'm eating popcorn at 3 o', clock, I'm stoned? Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's not a stone.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the option on their send as a gift.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, your so loves movie theater popcorn. They're having kind of a rough day.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be ching right to their work.

[Christy Lee]

You know what an so is. Right. Right, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Significant other.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. The question was also asked, can you be buried on your side? And yes, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you can.

[Christy Lee]

It's unconventional and it requires specific prep and planning with your funeral director. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, can I be buried not on my hands and knees, but just my knees up under me so my ass is in the air? Can I do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Why would you want to Face down, ass up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, face down, ass up. So I can have Tom kiss my ass as he walks by.

[Josh Arnold]

One last sort of joke time.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that great Sam Guinness in piece about the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't, Tom. And there's no reason.

[Josh Arnold]

He had a necrophilia piece, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Something about I believe that and Jesus intersected, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not care for that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was, that was so.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was just offensive to be offensive. It didn't have much.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of truth in that.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of truth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I like how we answer questions at the end of the show, the last segment, you just go through all the questions we asked, ask we.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a good.

[Jess Hooker]

We answer them.

[Chick McGee]

We should start doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

We should write that down, keep track of our questions.

[Chick McGee]

That would be kind of a linear, intelligent, and yet it will somehow never happen. Well, we'll work on that. Thank you so much for joining us. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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