The BOB & TOM Show - October 3, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – October 3, 2025

Overview

This classic BOB & TOM Show episode features the signature blend of comedy, banter, quirky news, sports, guest interactions, and offbeat observations that fans expect. Today's show highlights include conversations about traveling via Greyhound, nostalgia for old alarm clocks, childhood candy memories, language evolution, missing planes (namely Amelia Earhart), animals on the loose, peculiar Guinness attempts, and a segment with comedian/musician Tim Convey. The team’s playful bickering and pop culture references deliver laughs while news and life stories ground the humor in relatable moments.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Mike Toomey's Greyhound Bus Story and Trick-or-Treat Recollections

[00:58–03:02]

• Guest Mike Toomey launches into a comedic account of miserable Greyhound bus rides, complete with talkative late-night drivers ("Which is, to me, still the worst experience of my life...the drivers tend to not want to shut up." – Mike Toomey, 01:04).
• The crew riff on trick-or-treating as kids and lamenting the candy haul, listing off a wild variety of classic candies, real and invented, in rapid-fire style as a running gag.

2. Nostalgia for Old Alarm Clocks and Timekeeping

[04:09–06:33]

• Musings about mechanical alarm clocks with flipping numbers (like in “Groundhog Day”): "What happened to those alarm clocks that clicked all the numbers?" (04:14)
• Tom details his attempts to synchronize time by calling the US Naval Observatory in the pre-Internet era and the anxiety of discovering his computer clock was seven seconds off.

3. Vintage Communications – Party Lines and Landlines

[06:07–09:03]

• The group reminisces about party lines, rural phone systems (distinctive rings for various households), and delayed adoption of push-button phones in certain towns.
• The meandering detour mentions old shows (“Ironside,” “Cannon”), leading to a debate about actors’ sizes and sitcom nostalgia.

4. News Highlights: Amelia Earhart Update, Treasure Finds, Animal Escapes

• Amelia Earhart Plane Story [09:45–11:32; 133:01–137:17]:

  • Purdue University’s involvement in a fresh Amelia Earhart discovery is teased and later expanded. Recent satellite images may show her plane’s wreckage off a remote island.
  • The episode jokes about whether Purdue’s newly named “Amelia Earhart Terminal” is the best idea, considering the outcome of Earhart's flight: "Would you name an airport after Amelia Earhart?" – Tom, (134:48 and 134:53).
  • The group pokes fun at university PR angles and the endless guessing around archeological finds.

• Treasure Coast Gripes [13:00–13:36]:

  • Tom vents about treasure hunters losing their finds to state authorities: "If you find treasure, you get to keep it."
  • Debate about “finders keepers” vs. legal obligations.

• Escaped Animals [36:17–36:34, 143:05–149:31]:

  • News includes a wild yak herd found grazing outside an Ohio school ("A herd of escaped yaks grazed on the school grounds...").
  • A miniature Highland bull (“Lefty”) is wandering loose in Connecticut, described as looking like “a cow with a haircut like a little boy.”

5. Language, Lingo, and Reference Deep-Dives

• Long tangent on outdated pop expressions: "right on," "dig it," "do me a solid" (25:50–28:39).
• Riffs on the mystery of the “6-7” meme (27:03–28:04): "The kids lose their minds in school when somebody mentions 6-7. It’s just a thing they don’t want adults to get."
• Quippy debate about pluralizations (moose/mooses/mice, John Deere/John Deeres, mouses for computers) (31:16–32:29).

6. Comedic Letters Segment & Running Gags

• Listener feedback about the show’s obscure references, confusion over old celebrity names, and praise for Josh’s cat Gravy’s Halloween ‘scary monster’ imitations (21:11–21:56).
• Regular ribbing about “Dad jokes,” nerdy deep-dives, and word origins (e.g., “jazz” from baseball).

7. Top 10 Halloween Candies 2025

[52:08–54:46]

• Annual tradition: Chick recites the current Top 10 Halloween candies, sparking strong opinions on everything from candy corn (“I’m a big no,” Josh, 57:54) to exotic flavors of KitKat and the best uses for candy corn + peanuts (“tastes like a Payday”).

8. Comedian Tim Convey's In-Studio Visit

[84:43–121:45]

• Tim discusses life changes since last on the show: getting married, fathering young boys, the stress of travel and destination weddings, and the challenge of wrangling toddlers abroad.
• He shares stories about his band Ludo’s regional fame, childhood expectations, and the “collection” of ugly childhood photos discovered in his parents’ house.
• Adds to the conversational style with self-deprecating humor and commiseration about new-parent exhaustion.

9. Miscellaneous: AOL Dial-Up Farewell, Old Tech, and AI Anxiety

[99:59–103:55]

• The show marks the end of an era as AOL shutters its dial-up service. The nostalgic dial-up tone triggers flashbacks and comedy about slow-loading Internet porn, communal family computer rooms, and the uselessness of “Report Spam” buttons.
• Discussion turns philosophical on how new AI technologies will soon make it impossible to discern what’s real or not in media.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Old Alarm Clocks and Relating to “Groundhog Day”:
  “What happened to those alarm clocks that clicked all the numbers…like the clock in Groundhog Day?” – Tom, [04:14]

• Amelia Earhart Airport Naming:
  "Would you name an airport after Amelia Earhart?...You don't see a JFK Jr. airport." – Tom, [134:48], [134:53]

• On “Right On” and Dated Lingo:
  "I've determined I cannot say right on." – Tom, [25:50]

• Debate Over “6-7” Meme:
  “It’s intentionally vague. In some sense, it’s meaningless. It’s like, if you know, you know.” – Team, [27:59]

• On Halloween Candy Rankings:
  “Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup number one. That makes sense.” – Chick & Josh, [54:33]

• Cat “Gravy” as Monster:
  “She tries to scare me by pretending she’s a monster. Or that Mick Myers is going to get me. Because she doesn’t quite get that it’s Michael Myers…” – Josh, [21:19]

• On Modern Parenting Struggles:
  “It’s not a vacation, it’s just taking the show on the road with new sharp corners and everything else.” – Tim Convey, [142:19]

• On Old Technology and Spam:
  “You used to have the designated desk in a room with a computer.” – Jess Hooker, [101:59]

• On Dial-Up Internet:
  “According to Census Bureau data, an estimated 163,401 households were using dial-up in 2023.” – Jess Hooker, [100:31]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:58–03:02: Mike Toomey’s Greyhound tales & Halloween candy riff
• 04:09–06:33: Alarm clock nostalgia, time-sync stories
• 09:45–11:32: Preview of Amelia Earhart news story
• 13:00–13:36: Treasure Coast treasure-keeper gripes
• 21:11–21:56: Cat “Gravy” & Halloween monsters
• 25:50–28:39: Lingo: “right on,” “dig it,” “do me a solid,” “6-7” memes
• 31:16–32:29: Pluralization and wordplay riff ("mooses," "John Deeres," etc.)
• 52:08–54:46: The Top 10 Halloween Candies rundown
• 84:43–121:45: Comedian Tim Convey in-studio, stories about parenting, Ludo, destination weddings
• 99:59–103:55: AOL announces end of dial-up, everyone reminisces about old tech
• 133:01–137:17: Full details on Amelia Earhart “plane found” story and naming debate
• 143:05–149:31: Yaks and miniature Highland bull (“Lefty”) on the loose

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Final Memorable Exchanges

• Chick on word origins: “I thought it was called Miami Mice instead of Miami Vice.” – Jeff Oskay, [75:06]
• On grandma’s inappropriate baby shower gift:
  "As your grandma, I did a little bit of work and I found myself on Amazon in the dildonic section." – Tom, [82:33]
• On the purposed gender-neutral plural of “moose”:
  “I saw three deers… Oh, dears.”
• On user-submitted “walk-up” music:
  “This is my walk up music to the toilet.” – Chick, [55:26]

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Conclusion

This episode weaves together nostalgia, irreverence, and topical humor that defines the BOB & TOM Show. From reminiscences about phone party lines and classic candies, to the debate over the legacy of Amelia Earhart and the practical dangers of escaped yaks, the hosts and guests riff on the quirks of daily life—never missing a chance for a pun or a punchline. Whether listeners came for sports, comedy, random animal news, or arguments about candy corn, the show delivers its usual unpredictable, rapid-fire fun.

Transcript

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It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Mike Toomey is our guest. So how'd you get here? Did you drive, fly, take five?

[C]

Gas money?

[B]

Yeah, we pitched in. I've had to take a Greyhound a number of. Yeah. Which is to me still the worst experience of my life was doing it because the drivers tend to not want to shut up. I don't know if you've ever been on one or if you blocked it out of your mind completely, but you're pulling out. And this is three o' clock in the morning home from Cleveland. This guy's like, welcome aboard Greyhound bus number 1117. We should be arriving in Chicago approximately 10:30am the bathrooms are located in the far rear. The bus it you have to use Infinity Bees. Also the smoking. Would you shut up? You know, you think you can fall asleep like 45 minutes later. You know, you do that thing where you're not sure if you slept or not. And you wake up and he's like, because marriage is a big step.

[C]

That's right. That's right.

[B]

Six, six hours later. Still, still talking. You know, you wake up, just trick or treating. Was always fun by my house. Except we all never seemed to get none of the candy we wanted. We was always hoping for stuff like Snicker bars and peanut butter cups. Whoppers and Junior Men, Snow Capped Razor Neck Goobers, Slowpo, Milk Dud, Buddy Finger, Baby Woo, Kit Kat, Lemon Hip, Red Hot Smarties, Sweet Tart Hiking, Mike Wooden Plenty, Starburst now and Later. Tangy Tassy, Wacky Lisa Bottle Cap, Big Buddy Bubs Tattoo Marathon, Milky Way, Free Musketeer Bar, Hershey with Nuts, Chunky Whip, Raisins, Chuckles, Bit of Honey, Payday, Zagnut, Powerhouse Milk. You get the idea? Pretty much.

[C]

Hey, hel. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you, ladies, it's the Bob and Tom show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

New hairdo?

[C]

Nope. Same hair.

[A]

No new hairdo today.

[C]

Okay. There's Pat Godwood Hello, Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi.

[C]

Ace Cosby. I'm chick. Hello, Tom. I have a question for Josh.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Now, about, I don't know, five, ten minutes ago, were you in the building?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Did you hear Tom sneeze?

[B]

I heard ace knees, but I, I thought maybe it was you.

[C]

No, it was Tom, because then I.

[B]

Saw you carrying with a box of kleenex.

[C]

Oh, well, I, I, I did run out of kleenex.

[B]

Gotcha. But that was not your sneeze.

[C]

That was not my sneeze.

[B]

I did hear it. Yeah.

[A]

And considering we're in a soundproof room and around the corner, I. I'm very proud of myself.

[B]

Yeah. Man, it sounded like it felt good.

[A]

Yeah. My stu should be used as some kind of alarm.

[C]

It really should be.

[A]

We do have alarm clock news coming up.

[B]

It would be a pretty good carbon monoxide alarm.

[C]

Can you still get.

[B]

It's coming into your. You're breathing it in. So just Tom sneezing would wake everybody up. Achoo.

[C]

Achoo. Achoo. But what happened to those alarm clocks that clicked all the number. They had all the numbers on them, man. And you to. Yeah, like a groundhog day and daylight savings time. Yeah. They look like the clock on groundhogs. They don't have those, you know, like.

[A]

The airport things they do.

[C]

Exactly. But they wouldn't do that. But if you wanted to up up an hour or back an hour, it took some time. Yeah.

[A]

It can be tricky.

[C]

But they had all the numbers and on every. Yeah.

[A]

One through nine yesterday.

[C]

Zero.

[A]

Don't want to go into too much detail, but I was trying to reset my watch. And so I went on to the. You can go online and go to the universal clock.

[C]

Universal master clock.

[A]

And I did, and it immediately pointed out that my computer was off by seven seconds. I didn't just notice it. It said, your device is off by seven seconds.

[C]

It said.

[A]

Yes. A big notice came up. Huge on the.

[C]

No kidding?

[A]

Wow. Sorry. Just. I guess time is money. I don't know. Seven seconds we used. Every morning before the show, we would call the U.S. naval Observatory Masterclock so that we could get in sync with the satellite feed by the second. And it was. It was a lady, right?

[C]

No, it was this guy. This is the u. S. Master.

[A]

Oh, no, no. I guess the one when I was in high school. United States. At the tone, the time will be.

[D]

Did you guys call the 222 number?

[C]

No. What's that?

[D]

We would call 22222, and it would tell you the weather. The time is that the one you.

[A]

Could talk between the.

[D]

No.

[A]

Did you ever have that boarding.

[D]

No.

[A]

Yeah. A pre Internet days.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You could call the so called beep lines and then between little beep messages you could get a number of people on there together.

[D]

Oh, like a party line.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

You. You. You'd be talking to strangers.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So it was sort of the equivalent of today's.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Chat room, if you will.

[D]

My mom had a party line when I was a kid.

[C]

Oh, come on.

[D]

No, 100%. And. And I would. I would pick it up and there would be all kinds of. And I'm.

[C]

I'm six years old.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I never was. Party line.

[A]

We had one up. Up in. In Harbor Springs. Yeah, we had one and.

[C]

And it was not in Ohio though.

[A]

No.

[C]

No, no.

[A]

But yeah, and it was. That was one of the last places to get push button phones.

[C]

No kidding.

[A]

In the old days of landlines. But yeah, it was. Two rings was Ironsides. One ring was us.

[C]

Ironside, the guy in the wheelchair.

[A]

I know my French. My friend Chip's house. But I mean it would be.

[C]

Hey, Josh. When Tom would go on vacation in Harbor Springs, he had a buddy named Chip.

[B]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[A]

I imagine still up there. Great guy.

[C]

Chip's still up there.

[A]

Now. Now Ironside, you know what Ironside is? The TV show.

[D]

I'm familiar with it. Yeah.

[A]

It was a hilarious. Unintentionally.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Raymond Burr, who was this? At that point, the size of Moby Dick had to be ferried around in a wheelchair.

[C]

Are you saying it had something to do with his size and getting around? And they just said, you know what? Let's just put him in a wheelchair.

[A]

I think so. Really? But he was a detective. I'm not sure who was fatter. Cannon or I would go with Cannon.

[C]

William Conrad was Jack.

[B]

Much better.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

He really got big.

[A]

Yeah. William Conrad had the greatest voice ever. He did the MC work on Rocky and Bullwinkle.

[C]

I've said it before and I say it again. I saw a Canon rerun not that long ago. And he was on vacation and he was at a lake fishing. And the sheriff came up and wanted to help. Can you please help us with this murder or whatever. He goes, hey, I'm on vacation. And when I'm on vacation, I cut loose. That was. That was the line.

[A]

Big. And then he was also in Jake and the Fat Man. He did not play Jake.

[C]

Well, but originally, isn't that what you said, Josh? That he. He hoped that he would.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

I'm not Reading for Jake.

[C]

Yeah, it was very disappointing.

[A]

And I, I saw him. I saw him live and in person.

[C]

Can I tell him? The University of Michigan at a football.

[A]

At a football game and in the back of a Rolls Royce. Gas. He was. Someone was gassing up his limo.

[D]

Oh, nice.

[A]

Yeah, you couldn't miss him.

[C]

See, William Conrad had a driver. Why don't you get it?

[A]

Yeah, no thanks. So exactly how do we get to this topic? Oh, I know Ironside, the other Ironside TV show. And then, then they tried to do a more sort of even worse version of it, Iron Lung, where he was a detective and they were wheeling, wheeling around.

[B]

Very cumbersome.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And there weren't a lot of ramps in those days either. The, the disabilities act hadn't really, you.

[C]

Know, in the fabulous.

[A]

The necessary ramps, et cetera.

[C]

In the fabulous movie the Big Bus, the first nuclear powered bus that goes non stop from New York to Denver. The evil, the madman in that was Jose Ferrar and he was in an iron lung and his evil name was Iron man. And Stuart Margolin was his henchman. Iron Man. I can't stop the bus.

[B]

Okay, never mind.

[A]

Yeah, they're going to be dusting off a lot of those iron lungs, but that's a different story. Let's just move forward.

[C]

I do do as I say.

[A]

I. There's a great story in the news today. I can barely stand it. We may have to get to it right now.

[D]

Which one?

[A]

It involves Purdue University and one of the great mysteries of the 20th century. Oh, that.

[C]

Yeah, I saw him getting ready and I had not realized, I guess knew it, but I didn't remember it. That she took off from Amelia Earhart. Yeah.

[A]

Was a. Employed by Purdue University and her plane was prepped and everything.

[D]

I didn't know that.

[A]

At Purdue. Yeah. And they once again they think they may have found it.

[C]

So they have some sort of special pictures of it offshore and it's like six feet up, but it's very plainly the outline. It could be of a plane. Yeah.

[A]

But they have satellite photographs and they say going back more than 50 years, they've isolated. It's really a cool story.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah, we'll get to it coming up. Just so exciting. And there's also one really odd aspect to it that we will get to coming up today. We also have your letters coming up. Any sporting news of interest?

[C]

Well, we had major League baseball playoffs wrapped up yesterday, the wild card series. So we move on to the next round coming up on Saturday. I'll tell you who What? When? I will tell. Cubs won. So they advance. We had a money. We had a Thursday night football game on Amazon. And if you'd have told me the Rams were going to get beat last night, I would have said. I would have called you a name and said you're a filthy liar. But by God, they did. I don't know how the Niners did it.

[A]

And both you and Jim May we.

[C]

Both pick the Rams. We were well informed. Possibly two informed. So there you go.

[A]

Okay. Well, we got week five up and running this weekend.

[C]

Lesson learned.

[A]

I see. Now that's all coming up. Plus we have astonishing story about childbirth. And as I look around the room, I guess Ms. Hooker is the only one here that can weigh in. Did you see this story?

[D]

I did.

[A]

What do you think about that?

[D]

I think it's unnecessary.

[A]

Okay, we'll see.

[C]

I caught a couple. Did you catch them? Do you catch a couple? Or five or six?

[A]

Let me think here. I was there for all of them.

[C]

You're not catching them?

[A]

Well, no, not really.

[C]

I was right there down there catching them. I was. I had a catcher's mitt.

[A]

Last two were cesarean, so.

[C]

No kidding?

[A]

Yeah. I. I have some photographs, but from a distance, there's a lot of. A lot of blood.

[D]

I got to pull mine out.

[C]

You pulled yours out by yourself?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

No kidding.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

The first one, we had a bus.

[D]

Both of them?

[C]

Both of them?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

That's a valid question. Were you on a bus?

[D]

I wasn't on a bus, though. No.

[A]

They.

[D]

They. They asked, do you want to. And I said, yeah.

[A]

I thought you meant to ask if you wanted to have it on the bus.

[D]

No.

[A]

Well, we can go into the delivery room or we can hop on the. The 402.

[C]

Were you in the Old West? Are you older than we think you are? I think she.

[A]

Is that a wig?

[C]

Yeah. I knew it.

[A]

Also, another thing that always bothers me, we have one of those stories about finding a treasure off the. Actually off the so called treasure coast of Florida.

[C]

Oh, boy. Does it involve a boat?

[A]

It doesn't have a boat, but it just bugs me that these people find these treasures, they don't get to keep them.

[C]

Is that a rule? Finders keepers? Yeah, exactly. That's as old as the Bible.

[A]

Yeah. I think that needs to be put on some kind of political platform. Admittedly, it doesn't affect a lot of people. It's part of my platform. If you find treasure, you get to keep it.

[C]

So is it considered theft if you go and find a treasure and don't tell anybody and spend the money from it, like have it fenced and everything. And if they find out, they can.

[A]

Oh, jail time.

[C]

Put you in jail.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, there's a, there's a percentage. I'm trying to find the exact amount. That's all coming up. Vibrators in the news. And my favorite story involves a B L bull on the loose.

[C]

I don't know what you're saying, but it's not bull. I know that.

[A]

We got, we got, we got a bear in the loose, a bull on the loose, etc. Etc. And we're finally going to get this Elvis thing out so Pat can get this song out. Oh, that's okay.

[B]

No, I love this.

[A]

But right now, baby, if you're listening to the King, you want to listen to those Raycon earbuds. I got my Raycons on.

[C]

Elvis wore Raycon. That's what I understand.

[A]

You couldn't see them because of the sideburn.

[C]

Exactly. Raycon's everyday earbuds classics are updated again. That's right. They have active noise cancellation now. So if you're on a plane, you put them in your ears, you can't hear anything including that person going, hey.

[A]

What do you do for a living?

[C]

Oh boy, that sounds interesting. Ask me what I do. Multi point connectivity. So you can pair with two devices at once with Raycons and they're super comfortable, a fit that stays. Get a load of this. It stays in your ears. And Raycons have all the colors including the brand new cool mint Raycons Go with any outfit that you might be wearing. Evening black and evening wear. Possibly going to breakfast after a hot night with some rando. Raycon also has 32 hours of battery life. A quick charge function gets you 90 minutes of battery by charging for just 10 minutes. And the awareness mode, which is great if you're out walking the puppy dog. Go to buyraycon.com tom get 20% off site wide today. That's buyraycon.com tom 20% off this message sponsored by Raycon.

[A]

I always talk about this when I talk about Omaha steak. So I get them as a gift. I got a friend of mine some Omaha steaks this week. By the way they arrived. He just called me. And then I also got my. One of my daughters a new set of Raycons.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

So she can walk around the college campus and put him in the awareness mode so she doesn't get hit by a bus. The bus seems to be a theme of this show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Everyone knows the legend of D.B. cooper, but what if I told you.

[A]

There'S an even better story out there?

[B]

One with multiple aircraft hijackings, prison escapes.

[C]

And so many twists and turns.

[A]

I'm talking about the hit podcast American.

[B]

Skyjacker, which is now an action packed.

[C]

Documentary coming to theaters and streaming this fall.

[A]

Find out more at www.americanskyjacker.com and listen to our bonus episode of the podcast.

[C]

Coming soon, American Skyjacker. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hell if I do. Hell if I don't. Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi there.

[C]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello, Chick McGee. We have some sporting news coming up. We have your letters coming up. We have guest comedian Tim Cony will be giving us a call today.

[B]

Tim is grandson, he'll be actually here in the studio.

[A]

Oh, he's in the studio?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, I should notice that it says in studio.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You're too busy to be on the air.

[A]

I wanted to double check something and I think I got this right. He is with with Greg Warren at Dr. Grins in Grand Rapids, Michigan tonight and tomorrow. And then the two of those guys, Greg Warren and and Tim are going to be at Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin Sunday night. So that'll be great, some great comedy. We'll look forward to seeing him live and in person. While I'm at it, I'll point out that Heywood Banks is in Springfield, Ohio tonight and tomorrow at the State Theater.

[B]

Oh, very nice.

[A]

That's a great place. And then Willie G. And Greg Hahn are gonna be doing their thing comedy off Broadway in Lexington tonight and tomorrow. And as I've said many times, Greg Hahn is one of the funniest, weirdest comedians and just hilarious. So odd both on and off the stage, I'll say. And then of course, Willie, we'll do a fine job. We're going to talk with Willie later on today, too. I'm very excited about that. Now it's time to get to your letters. Do you want to begin or shall I?

[C]

Dear Bob and Top show longtime listener, educated. And my question is what the heck are you talking about Yesterday morning? I'm 56 years old. I have no idea who any of these people are or what those references are you all made this morning. He gives me no Examples.

[A]

I. I think he meet.

[B]

Like, that letter could be read any morning.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

No, I think the most obscure one might have been Sid Shareese.

[B]

Yeah, that was obscure.

[A]

Someone was.

[C]

She's a dancer.

[A]

Mocking the way I dress. And I pointed out I was wearing a Sid Mashburn shirt.

[C]

Sid makes a nice product.

[A]

Sid makes nice stuff. And. And then Josh said, you might as well have said Sid Charisse.

[B]

No, I said I was wearing Sid Sharice panties.

[A]

Okay. Even funnier. I apologize.

[C]

Tom from Central Point, Oregon, continues. Honestly, it's not uncommon for me to have to look someone or something up when you guys talk to get the reference if it's not explained on the show. But I couldn't take notes fast enough or even figure out what to search for this morning.

[A]

Oh, yeah, there were a lot of them. Thanks for the laugh, by the way, Ms. Hooker. Sid Sharice, great legs, famous dancer.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

In the Fred Astaire era.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

A little later than that, I think, maybe.

[B]

Well, she was in her biggest movie. She starred with Fred Astaire.

[C]

Is that right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And was it Cyd? But she was an attractive lady.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Really threw it out, I understand.

[A]

Oh, yeah. And as she was somewhat petite, so the fact that Josh is wearing her panties just shows he likes a nice, snug fit.

[D]

Well, he has a small bottom, so he might be able to wear one.

[A]

Yeah, but I didn't think you were gonna say bottom. I was gonna say, well, the secret's out. I've heard otherwise. I've heard that Josh is so modest and incredibly gifted, a thorough and generous lover. And the generous part is actually in footage, if you will. Footage implies multiple feet, but as seen in various footage. By the way, this is a pedantic. Okay, I noticed I was reading something and they were talking about video, and they mentioned footage, and I obviously, I guess it's the same thing of talking about. You're gonna call someone, you're gonna dial their number when you don't dial anymore.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

And there's no more footage because it's not film anymore. So a lot of this stuff sticks around, but it's no longer valid. It's all digital. We have more letters. And now you want me to get to one or do you have another one?

[C]

You go right ahead.

[A]

Okay. Actually, you go, because I've got to get this one out of the way here. Sorry.

[C]

Dear Bob, at Top Show, I, along with many other listeners, my friends and I, talked about this last night. I would love to hear more adventures of Josh's cat, Gravy. Oh, laughing my ass off in North Carolina.

[B]

Well, how nice.

[C]

I'm listening on the app. That is also from Josh.

[A]

Anything for anything from Gravy yesterday. Any big things?

[B]

Yeah, I mean, we're still celebrating Halloween. Halloween.

[C]

Now, the story you said yesterday was your cat thought she was a monster. Right.

[B]

She tries to scare me by pretending that she is a monster. Yes. Or that telling me that a killer from a famous movie is going to get me. So.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Well, yesterday, the day before, she was telling me about how Mick Myers. Because she doesn't quite understand that it's Michael Myers. So she says, McMyers is coming. I go, no, no, he's not. And it's Michael Myers. You watch out for McMyers. Always trying to scare me. Well, she learned about A Nightmare on Elm street yesterday.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

And so now I have to watch out for the Krugers.

[C]

The Krugers, yeah.

[B]

Yeah. And she pretends because she has claws.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

So she. She'll lift one paw and go, I'm the Krueger, and I have to go, no, you're not, Gravy. Stop trying to scare me.

[C]

Do you remember the cat? Every now and there, there was a cat on Warner Brother, the Bugs Bunny cartoons that would press his paw, the middle of it, and all of his.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Claws would pop out.

[B]

Which is funny because that is essentially how it works.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You pick up a cat, press that little button. Okay. This letter involves the fact that Christie is on vacation in Europe, although she's. Is she just in England or is she going to the Continent, as they said?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

She's in Scotland a couple days ago.

[C]

I thought she was buying a baby. I don't know.

[A]

This is. Comes to us from Chris and Elizabeth down, Kentucky. I just returned from a trip to Italy. Oh, I see. Hosted by the same group that Christie is on a trip with now. Oh, we took a tour of the Vatican, which ends at the Sistine Chapel. As you exit the chapel, there's a gift shop right there in the hallway.

[C]

I told you this this morning out there that there's so much Pope merch, you have no idea.

[A]

And you think it's your last chance to get souvenirs, but no, you have to walk through two separate gift shops just to get outside.

[C]

Heck, yeah.

[D]

Right?

[A]

The Catholics have the merchandise thing figured out. Now, this came up yesterday because we had a news story about a. A baseball signed by Pope Leo.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

In blue ballpoint pen, it says Leo PP XIV there. We have just put a photograph up in the studio.

[C]

Now, who has. Whoever has this is selling it. Is that.

[A]

Yeah, it seems kind of tacky to me.

[C]

Well, the tacky. I mean, if it gets to six figures, it stops being tacky. And then it's a shrewd move.

[A]

And then I was joking, saying, well, what's next to Pope Leo bobblehead? Well, guess what?

[C]

There are several.

[A]

Oh, yeah, they're. Yeah, they're out there. So I. Hey, let it, you know, whatever. Whatever merch works.

[C]

You know, you can get bobbleheads. There he is. You can get bobbleheads of yourself. Of. Of if you're a couple, you can get it, but sure, yeah. Your office, you can get a bobblehead of everybody.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It gets a little pricey when you get above two people, but.

[A]

Yeah, but I just. Who knew?

[C]

All you have to do, send them a picture and they send you back a bobblehead.

[B]

Pretty cool.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, do they do a Jesus bobblehead?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Heck yeah.

[B]

Somebody probably does. Yeah.

[A]

A Marie Antoinette.

[B]

About before. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Or she's holding her head in there. The crook of her arm.

[B]

That'd be funny.

[A]

Okay, what else you got?

[C]

Is it Anne Boleyn? Is that the one who got her Dear Bob at Top Show? Specifically Chick, you ignorant son of a. Oh, this is from Derek. Polish folks do not eat popcorn because the butter flavored topping prevents them from gripping light bulbs and bowling balls. Thank you, Derek. We learned something new, we mused yesterday. The classic jokes about making Jiffy Pop on the. On a stove. And you don't shake the Jiffy Pop, you shake the stove.

[A]

I thought it was one about the incredible Polish athlete that skied down Mount Everest.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that.

[A]

Great news story.

[B]

Yeah. He got up at the top and he said, hey, where's the boat?

[C]

I got my tow rope.

[B]

Yeah. What are we doing here?

[A]

There's no light bulb. Okay. So sorry.

[C]

And I'm part Polish, so it's okay for me. Is that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I'm 100.

[C]

Is that right?

[A]

We've been talking about whether or not certain phrases are out there, like right on. I determined I cannot say right on. Josh, you apparently are able to do it. From Leland, North Carolina, Laura writes, I'm sending you this message in regard to Tom properly using the expression right on and quote, doing me a solid. I'm in my late 50s. I still use dig that.

[B]

Really?

[C]

I do not use that. That sounds odd.

[A]

Me. You use that, don't you, John?

[B]

Dig that.

[A]

Yeah. Or dig, dig this.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I kind of dug it. Yeah. I'll say. Maybe every now and again. But I, I, I won't just go, hey, dig this yesterday.

[A]

Yeah, I see. And then we also got into the really confusing world of 67. And that is as confusing as anything of all time.

[B]

You know, I don't. It's just not for us. Yeah, that's, that's, there's, we just can't.

[C]

Get a, A beat on it. Apparently math teachers are students and when they mention 6, 7, the kids lose their minds in school.

[B]

That's so funny. See, that's the thing. The kids. Part of the kick has to be. These people have no idea what we're doing.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

We're not really doing anything.

[A]

But they. And it's. We think it's a secret code. And it actually, if you Google what it means, it says it's intentionally vague.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And in, in some. It more or less meaningless.

[D]

Yeah. It's like Skibidi toilet used to be the last one that the kids did that was that, was that. Did Jimmy say that?

[A]

Absolutely.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And there's the origin. This goes real deep. It may be an NBA player who was 6 foot 7. It, it. You can read about it forever. It's a meme thing. And, but it's. Part of it is you don't get it.

[D]

Right. My favorite one was the band director, Aaron Burkhart that was here. He said his niece is having a six, seven themed birthday party because she's six and she's turning seven.

[C]

Ah.

[D]

And so that's the theme. This word, this term is the theme of her whole birthday, which I think is adorable.

[A]

But. And it's kind of like saying, I'm in on the joke.

[D]

Right.

[A]

If you just say.

[C]

It's like if you know, you know.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Six, seven. And then you just move on. Just say it out like that.

[D]

Dear girls.

[B]

Yeah, we know.

[A]

I heard it for the first time a couple weeks ago. I had no. And I said, what are you doing? What does that mean?

[C]

But I know you. And you're not going to rest until you get a definitive answer on what it means. I can see it in your eyes.

[A]

And. But by the time I know what it means, it will no longer be cool to use.

[B]

No, no, it's, it's, it does. It. But it doesn't mean anything ever.

[C]

Right. It means nothing is what it means.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Right.

[C]

So. So sometimes, Sometimes silence is an answer.

[A]

Right. Right on.

[C]

Can you dig that?

[A]

I can dig. I can dig it.

[C]

Dear Bob and top show. Oh, Tom writes Jeremiah. Tom, Tom, Tom.

[B]

With his forearm against his forehead.

[C]

Yes. As a Self proclaimed sailor. How can you be unawares of the phrase going around the Horn?

[A]

Oh, Cape Horn.

[C]

Ugh. U g h h h. Cape Horn. Cape Horn, not. I thought you said K porn.

[A]

Yeah. You're going around the Horn.

[C]

Yes. As any real sailor can tell you, going around the Horn refers to under.

[A]

Cape Horn when sailing. But we were talking about it in baseball.

[C]

Well, I think that's where they.

[B]

Right. It started sailing. Sure.

[C]

About going around the Horn.

[B]

Pre. Panama Canal. Pre.

[A]

Sure. I mean, duh. But I mean.

[C]

Well, you didn't say it yesterday. All of a sudden you got 2020 hindsight.

[A]

No, my question was no. Someone asked what's around the Horn in baseball and that's where the catch.

[B]

Not what somebody asked. This is the, this is the biggest problem with his letters segment.

[C]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[B]

Oh yeah. I'm coming in at 7.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[B]

I will take a Josh percent pay cut.

[A]

Someone asked what is it? What is it? What?

[B]

I will take a 40 pay cut.

[A]

To come in at 7:50.

[B]

Yeah, I'm considering it.

[A]

Catcher throws it to the third baseman. You see. No, I'm aware of Cape Horn. I didn't know. I don't understand the connection between that and baseball.

[C]

That's where the phrase came from was Cape Horn. And then they just used it in baseball. Let's go around the horn here. It didn't come from baseball.

[A]

Going around the Horn is. It was famously dangerous. Throwing the baseball around after the guy's out isn't all that dangerous. I don't understand the connection.

[C]

You know what, Tom? If you keep paying me, I won't come in at all.

[A]

How about that? 50%.

[C]

I would really enjoy that. And oh, by the way, Pat, if you could, would you please play the Rectum of Ella Fitzgerald?

[A]

Did you have to read that?

[C]

And that's a salute to. Who's this from sailing. Jeremiah. All right, thank you, Jeremiah. Thanks crew. Keep up with the laughs. Oh, and then he sent. He sent us a photograph of the northern lights which are.

[B]

Oh, that's cool.

[C]

Incredible.

[A]

Where does he live?

[B]

What's his address?

[A]

I mean, not did he take it? Maybe he took a picture. That's amazing. They just put the picture.

[B]

Hell of a shot of wow.

[A]

Aurora. Does it say where this guy's from?

[C]

It doesn't say in the letter. No.

[B]

He might be lying. He says he's from Topeka, Kansas.

[C]

He just said went out and photographed the northern lights the other morning. Heard a bull moose on the prowl.

[A]

Right.

[C]

And he has a trail camera set up for motion. So the Trail camera got a picture of the bull moose.

[B]

This guy send you his journal PDF of his diary?

[C]

Oh, here we are. He's in. It's way down at the bottom. He's in Homer, Alaska. You everybody. Homer alone.

[A]

Oh, Jeremiah, thank you very much. Wow, that's great.

[B]

That's pretty.

[A]

Speaking of mooses.

[C]

Yes. That's. And that is correct. Go ahead.

[A]

Is mooses the correct plural of moose?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

I saw three deers out there today.

[C]

Three deers? Oh dears.

[B]

Oh dears.

[A]

Oh dear. Now if you have three tractors, is that three John Deere's or three John Deere? I'd like an answer.

[B]

Yeah, we need to hear.

[A]

I hear the sound of the carpenters building. Building something for Josh. What's that, a gallows?

[C]

Three. We'll cover that on Monday.

[B]

Is it three John Deere?

[A]

That's a fair question.

[B]

That was funny.

[A]

We should call the dear John Deere. Platt, how many John Deere's do you have there? You mean John Deere. Illiterate.

[C]

And what do you order? Chocolate mousses for the table.

[B]

Oh, yes.

[C]

Yes you do.

[A]

And these things.

[C]

This is fun. We could do this all morning.

[A]

These handheld things for your compute are mouses. Mouses, not mice. Oh, this is. Oh, this is I. Somebody have any weed?

[C]

You're off and running. Why don't you try the edibles? And I still contend you had an edible a couple weeks ago. But you didn't tell us. No, because you were really.

[D]

He could have had one and not known.

[C]

Oh, that's true.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

No, I don't eat can. I'm not a candy.

[C]

Do you have a Tums or anything?

[A]

No, no, no. I can barely get through life sober. The last thing I need is to be. To be stoned. This is hard enough for me to find my car. Once again. I walked up to the wrong car the other day.

[B]

Oh man.

[A]

It was white though.

[C]

Well, still do you.

[D]

Was it an suv?

[A]

Sort of. I came from the front and wasn't really paying attention.

[C]

Do you forget what car you drove sometimes when you come out of the store?

[A]

On occasion, yeah. If I've got the Suburban.

[C]

I've done that a couple of times.

[A]

Yeah, and that's a. That's a different color. But I'm not really that focused. We have. We have some cool stuff to focus on today. Coming up in the news, which we'll be getting to do you want to highlight a sporting Major league baseball last night.

[C]

I will tell you this. The Padres were eliminated last night. The Cubs advance Yankees do away with the Red Sox and the Yankees have a brand new star. His name's Cam Schlitter.

[A]

And like Ham Slitter, sounds like someone's taking pictures in the men's room.

[B]

I think Chuck Berry had one of those.

[C]

Litter Cam beat the guardians and man the 49ers up. Upset in my book, upset the Rams at SoFi. So we'll. We'll talk about all that stuff you had.

[A]

The Rams minus seven.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Big number.

[A]

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Harry.

[A]

Very hairy. We have.

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It's got to be Bigfoot.

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We have. We have two giant. We have two hairy critters in the news. You ever seen a yak?

[B]

Oh, those are Harry.

[C]

No, but I think it's the funniest animal name.

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Well, we have yaks loose in Ohio.

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Those are like Afghan bulls.

[A]

Exactly.

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Don't worry, that was my. I derailed whatever just happened.

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We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Jess Hooker at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[B]

Chick, are you. You wearing glasses every. Any time these days?

[C]

Every now and then I'll have my glasses on. I've got them over readers. I got readers, cheaters. What do they call them in 40s?

[A]

42S?

[B]

42S, because I just looked over and I saw these.

[C]

These helped me read.

[B]

Hooker was cleaning her glasses. Godwin's cleaning his.

[D]

Oh, you were.

[B]

I thought maybe we were missing out.

[C]

Maybe so. Oh, boy. This does bring everything into. Into view here. I've got. I've got a letter for us, Tom, if you'd like to.

[A]

I. I do too. You go first.

[C]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, I love when you Talk about your pets. I am a truck driver, says Russell the love Muscle. I have a little dog that travels with me.

[B]

I love that. Wouldn't you love that? Wouldn't you do that?

[C]

Absolutely. Her birthday was. It is October 31st and she'll be 13 years.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[C]

There she is.

[B]

I love her.

[A]

Smiling.

[C]

She is super spoiled and has been to all 48 states. She's the best thing in my life.

[A]

Oh, she's got a special pillow she's snoozing on there in the cab.

[C]

Sure does.

[B]

I love her.

[C]

Her name is Haik, named after Haiku, the Japanese poem. But instead of an I, we used a Y. Love you guys. That's Russell.

[B]

Well, that's very sweet.

[C]

And that is Haiku.

[A]

Hi, Haiku. Good doggy.

[B]

Old road dog.

[C]

Baby. Sweetie.

[A]

I don't know if Ms. Hooker heard this yesterday we had a really odd news story. A guy in. Was it in Thailand?

[C]

He was probably.

[A]

He was Russian. And they. They described him. I'll have to find the story. They described him as a. What do they call it? A content creator.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Which is kind of vague and God knows what that means. I to me, I think that's.

[C]

You might as well.

[A]

From the Latin meaning unemployed.

[C]

You might as well have just said. It's called horseless carriage. Content creator.

[B]

I believe this guy had a. Specifically an only fans. Right.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Because he's doing sexual things.

[A]

Yes. And he's. He made a video of himself. He. Apparently he hired a sex worker.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And he is in the back of a pickup truck. The pickup truck is in motion and he is having. Committing the marriage act, if you will, with. With the sex worker.

[D]

What's the position?

[C]

From behind.

[D]

From behind. So is she braced on the cabinet?

[C]

Braced against that back window.

[B]

We just had a letter about a dog and truck. Tom thought doggy in a truck.

[A]

Yeah. Thank you for that. I was wondering how my mind got there. But see, to me, doggy style in a truck would be you're in the back seat with your head out the window. But this guy was arrested and he's in jail in Thailand.

[B]

Oh, that can't be cool.

[A]

That's the Russian. Russian guy.

[C]

All the things that are. Okay. They put him in jail for that, but it's.

[A]

It's out in the open. Yeah. And. And I guess he posted it on whatever. And Thai authorities. And this is where we got into trouble because the name of the place is. It's the P H U K E T K E T Fu K Phuket.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

It's Not Phuket.

[A]

We went back.

[B]

No, it isn't.

[A]

See?

[C]

No, for sure.

[A]

But I like it. I like the foo.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Because phu for me would immediately be.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A different sound.

[B]

I've heard paquette my whole life. My whole life I've heard that.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Ye.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Puket.

[B]

People who've gone. I've heard them say that.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Well, what about the. The noodle dish or whatever? Faux or fa.

[A]

Fa.

[B]

Yeah, Vietnamese. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Vietnamese noodle dish is F and that's spelled pho.

[C]

Pho.

[A]

Well, this language is just too confusing.

[B]

Those are two different languages you got there.

[A]

Well, that's the problem. We have got to get into Esperanto Consolidated. Is there. By the way. Is there a restaurant called Esperanto's that has food from all over the world? By the way, this is in our obscure reference.

[B]

All the spaghetti nachos, please.

[A]

That sounds good.

[C]

And the stir fry, hot dogs and.

[A]

Spaghetti tacos would be easy to make. That'd be good.

[D]

Spaghetti tacos is a thing that we did when my kids were.

[C]

It is.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It's from iCarly. It's a. It was a popular TV show.

[A]

Is it a soft taco or a hard taco?

[D]

It's a crunchy taco.

[C]

No kidding.

[B]

And is it literally, you just fill it with spaghetti?

[D]

We did. And lots of meat sauce on.

[A]

Yeah, that was spaghetti with. Oh, that sounds great.

[B]

That Miranda Cosgrove, boy.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

She had the world ready.

[A]

Although I would like. I think I would like a soft taco. Spaghetti.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

I actually said spaghetti nachos.

[A]

Yeah. And I said, that sounds great. I. I like the way you're thinking.

[C]

Ladies and gentlemen, as you can hear, we can't get through one break without testifying our hatred for each other.

[A]

It's just recognizing the superiority of the other person.

[C]

No, it's.

[B]

It.

[C]

It's severe. It's severe paranoia on all of our. Our parts. What? What is he saying? He hates me again.

[A]

Coming up, walk up music.

[B]

I trust my ears more than anybody in this room. That's all I'm saying.

[C]

We got a letter for. For me, actually. And they said this should be my walk up music. And the magnificent Chris Norman. How is he not in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame?

[B]

Would you say the Unheralded?

[C]

Yes, I would. Yes. He has one of the most famous bar songs in the world living next door to Alice. Alice.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Now we have a tribute to the Phuket. Am I getting it right? Is that right?

[C]

Now what do you say, Josh?

[B]

I've always just heard Paquette the P.

[A]

And it's P H U K E T. Now, I'm sure we'll get wind.

[B]

Back, but that's kind of.

[A]

Well, well, Phuket. When we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this will still be the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, sorry.

[C]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance Neo's desk.

[D]

Hello.

[C]

There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[C]

Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi there.

[C]

One of your buddies this morning, right? Can you vouch for this guy?

[B]

Yeah, sorry.

[C]

Is he a friend of ours?

[B]

Yeah, he's. He's one of my best friends and all right.

[A]

Oh, he's great. Tim Conby.

[B]

I had nothing to do with him being on, though.

[A]

Oh, he's terrific.

[B]

I don't care for his comedy at all.

[C]

But he's related to Bird, right? Is that his granddad?

[B]

We'll have to ask him.

[C]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello. Chip. A couple quick things. We had a great chat yesterday with John Marco Ceres. How did I do? Cerezi.

[B]

Yeah, there you go.

[C]

Stop putting flavor on it.

[A]

Yeah, he's got a comedy special out there called called Thief of Joy. Highly recommended. And he's so funny and he was. He was great yesterday. But if you get a chance to check that out this weekend on YouTube, Thief of Joy with John Marco. And it's G I A N M A R, C O, Polo. And he's going to be in Rochester tonight on the road. He'll be in Des Moines and coming to Fayetteville and to Boise. Check him out. By the way, this weekend, Tim Convey, who's going to be here, is working with our good buddy Greg Warren at Dr. Grins. And then those two guys are going to be Sunday, State Street, Madison, Wisconsin, for a great show.

[B]

You know what we may have to ask Tim about? On a recent episode of the Consumers, you were just telling me about this of the podcast the Consumers with Greg Warren, Zim Con V and Sean o'. Brien. He confessed to liking something. I don't know that anybody in this room likes it. So we may have to get his opinion on it.

[D]

Yeah, I.

[B]

What. What did he say that he liked?

[D]

He said he's. Ladies, I'm talking to you for a second. If you haven't seen Tim Convey, he's. He's beautiful. He's tune in, go to the YouTube, watch the show, go to his live shows. He's just handsome man, Very handsome man. And that's why I listen to the consumers and sorry, Greg, but he was talking about he likes black licorice.

[B]

Isn't that something?

[D]

And so I was at the grocery store on Sunday and I a bag of black licorice and I was like, is this going to be weird if I get this really hot comedian that's coming into.

[A]

It's not going to be weird until now.

[C]

Now it's weird.

[A]

It wasn't going to be weird before. You could have just given it to me. I could hand it to him and say I hate black licorice and I hate people who like it.

[C]

Did you bring black licorice?

[D]

I didn't do it. I didn't do it.

[A]

You didn't is.

[D]

No.

[A]

Wait a minute. Who's the. Drew Hastings. Isn't he a black licorice. Big, big time black licorice.

[D]

What is the actual herb?

[A]

Aniseth.

[B]

Yeah. I think it is like anis.

[D]

Yeah. So I love.

[C]

No, that's a pill. Anacin.

[D]

No.

[A]

Oh, anis.

[C]

Oh, like anus.

[A]

Yeah, it's a. It's a. It's a crossword puzzle word all the time.

[B]

That isn't anisette. There's a liquor that also.

[D]

Yes, but I like the tea. Like the.

[B]

Oh, sure.

[D]

Tea like that. I, I don't. But I don't like black licorice.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Do you like. You seem like you would do.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

That's.

[B]

I didn't realize you were a fan.

[D]

Yeah. Radish.

[C]

Oh, I love that.

[A]

I had some last night with some butter. A lot of people got into it because they say it makes your penis longer. Know people. Young men. Young men start eating, develop a taste.

[C]

Good and Plenty. Good and plenty has black liquor.

[A]

That's the worst candy Twizzlers still does. Good and bloody. Should be bad and too much. That is a crappy candy. No. No good. Coming up, by the way, the list of the top 10 candies in America. And you told me off the air Halloween that I will not guess number one.

[C]

No, you might guess number one, but I don't think you'll guess any of the other candies on the mine.

[A]

Is the. The Nestle scrunch bar not on there?

[C]

No, it's not. Is that. Is that surprising?

[A]

We were talk. You were talking more for you about walk up music.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And I decided Lou Reed intro, Sweet Jane guitars on the.

[B]

On that live version. The studio, I think's a little silly.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Flourishing. Got this nice letter from. From Mr. Matthews from Eaton Rapids, Michigan.

[B]

Hi, Dave.

[A]

He said his. This is his walk up music. Oh, sorry. No, that's, that's.

[C]

Can you do me a favor? Don't run the equipment.

[A]

But see it's.

[B]

Oh, you got it. I mean this goes for a good minute, doesn't it?

[A]

Yeah, you gotta get to the.

[C]

Oh, well that's. Yeah.

[A]

Remember this one? You know what this is scooted up to? It's getting ready to go.

[B]

We promise he'll be coming to the plate.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Any minute now.

[C]

Any minute.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen, be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses right here. You think this is good? Wacom is just too.

[B]

I think it's a terrible choice.

[D]

I think he thinks a lot of himself.

[B]

Oh, the guy's right in that. It's one of the greatest intros of all time.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah. That's locomotive breath from you didn't even.

[C]

Get to the good part.

[D]

I have. I have mine.

[B]

But even to start it. I'm sorry. Oh, you think even to start it right there.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Cheats.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

It's the enjoyment of the buildup. Yes. Yeah, sure. You want the build up of the orgasm. You don't just want them.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

That's the most fun part sometimes, right? The tension building.

[C]

Here it comes.

[A]

This edging. The edging edge.

[C]

You like the edge.

[A]

The lights go off. This works. Although it's not. It's short. He starts singing real soon.

[B]

Well, wait, are we talking at B?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

It's not stager.

[A]

No, but you can do. You're walking rules on us.

[D]

No up to bat.

[A]

Of course I allow myself to do that.

[B]

I. I don't mean to. I apologize for caging you in.

[A]

I'm free.

[B]

What would your walk out music be?

[A]

You mean when you're leaving like you.

[B]

You're like I am? You know what? Kiss my ass. I'm out of here.

[A]

Oh, that's. That's easy.

[C]

See you, losers. See you. My goodness.

[D]

I had Gison put my walk up music on. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, this?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Pretty strong.

[C]

This is my last resort.

[B]

Suffocation. No breathing. Yeah, he got it.

[A]

Nice edit.

[C]

My God.

[A]

What is this?

[D]

Papa Roach?

[C]

Pretty good.

[D]

All right.

[A]

Yeah, good. That'd be good. Walk up to the home place.

[C]

I saw it pop up. I thought it was the Eagles last resort.

[A]

Well, that's.

[C]

That's kind of a weird walk up music.

[A]

Okay then. We got a letter suggesting I. I've. I. This Is dangerous. I'm going to play this. I have no idea what it is.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Okay. A great song this is. Are any curse words in this?

[B]

Well, the song is called.

[A]

Well, that's okay.

[C]

Crazy.

[B]

There are curse words. There's a lot now that I remember.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Oh, that's right.

[A]

That's a great song. That is great. And that's the band. Buck Cherry.

[B]

Yes. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, I, I listened to them for a couple years before I. Buck Cherry, Chuck Berry. Son of a. I just got it.

[B]

I never, I never thought that way.

[C]

Wow. Never thought of it. No.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They rock, right? Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That's a good one.

[B]

That is a good one.

[A]

Good. Get him to walk up and that.

[B]

Song good be Johnny.

[A]

Wait a minute. Let's visit with Mr. McGee.

[C]

Well, we got the top, top 10 candies for Halloween. The year 2025. Year of our Lord. How about that? Oh, number 10. Are you ready?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[C]

I got my, my quill Haribo Gold Bears.

[A]

Never heard of them.

[B]

You have definitely seen the commercials with the football players and with the kids voices. I love these bears. They're so great.

[A]

Yeah. I'm not a candy guy, so I'm not really eligible to vote.

[B]

You're like the biggest commercial guy I've ever met.

[C]

The guy, the guy who was making this. This list. They're number one for me, me, the Gummy Bears, Haribo Gummy Bears.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Number nine, Twix. That should be higher. Twix should be higher.

[A]

They're good.

[C]

You had the Twix ice cream bars? Yeah, they're very good, man. Really, really good. Number eight, Milky Way. Number seven, Hershey's chocolate bar. Number six, Sour Patch Kids.

[B]

Tom your thought kids love them.

[A]

Not for me, but I'm, you know.

[C]

Glad the kids love you.

[B]

Are aware of.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I've heard of them. I'm a big Hershey's Hershey Bar fan. Just playing Hershey bar. No almonds, please. Yeah, I love almonds, but not in my hershey bar.

[C]

Number five is Snickers. Thicker than a Snicker. Number four is KitKat bars. They're straight ahead chocolate KitKat. Apparently there's Asian flavored KitKat bars. Wasabi and orange green tea edamame KitKat bars.

[A]

Sorry.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Get, get out of here.

[A]

I'm and I'm out on principle. It may taste delightful. I'm never going to try one.

[D]

Okay, okay.

[C]

Although they do have.

[A]

That's right, that's right. I'm a bigot. When it comes to chocolate, keep them.

[C]

They have Oreo cookies with Reese's Peanut Butter cup filling. And they have Reese's Peanut Butter cups with Oreo filling.

[A]

End of days.

[D]

Yeah, I don't like it.

[C]

And when I say Oreo filling, I mean the cookie and the cream all mushed up together.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Those are probably. They're probably wonderful. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, my God. They got to be number three.

[A]

Tacos with vanilla ice cream. Make a. Make a milkshake.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Number three. Mm. Straight ahead. M. I'm a huge fan.

[B]

Wonderful.

[C]

Number two, Peanut M. Yeah.

[B]

Also wonderful.

[A]

Nope.

[C]

Yeah, they're choking hazard.

[D]

What about peanut butter M? M's. Where do you stand there?

[B]

No, no, you just get the Reese's Pieces. A far better product, right?

[A]

Yeah, but they don't melt in your mouth. Wait a minute. They do melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

[C]

What?

[B]

M M's.

[C]

Is there a joke about the penis melting your hand?

[A]

Let's move forward.

[C]

Number one, Reese Peanut butter cup.

[B]

Josh Reese's cup, Number one.

[A]

That makes sense.

[C]

And once again, be careful. Get a fresh peanut butter cup. You get on one that's been there for a while.

[D]

And they taste dusty.

[C]

Dusty. They look dusty. And they taste dusty.

[A]

They're delightful. Now, there you go. Coming up, we have some sporting news.

[C]

Yes, we do. We have baseball, football, all of it.

[A]

We also have a cool animal news. We have yaks, and we have a.

[C]

When's the last time you yak, Tom? Like a full blown. You feel it in the bottom of your testicles.

[B]

Vomiting, eyes watering.

[A]

Oh, I don't really care to remember.

[C]

At the end, you go, oh. Oh, God.

[A]

When I do. This is my walk up to the toilet music. That's. That's me puking in there.

[C]

This is my walk up music to the toilet.

[A]

I got some troubles.

[C]

Where are we going, Nancy? Schlittertown.

[A]

Schlitter. That's where we're going. Because of the baseball guy.

[C]

Yankee guy. Yeah. Simply Safe, the do it yourself home security system. Here's why I trust Simply say for my home, my compound, and we use Simply Safe here at the bottom. Tom Studio Simply Safe can actually stop a crime before it starts. Precog from Minority Report. No, it's simply safe. They take action while a criminal is still lurking outside your home. The moment somebody steps onto your property. SimpliSafe has AI security cameras identifying the threat and alert Simplisafe's professional monitoring agents. Those agents take action immediately, confront the criminal if they need to, triggering sirens and spotlights and dispatching the police. Unlike Other systems. Simplisafe doesn't need you to see the alert and confront the intruder yourself. Oh no. With their 247 monitoring agents, it's like having your very own security guard stationed right up outside your home. Please state your business. That's why I use Simplisafe at my compound. And you should too. And Simply save has a 60 day money back guarantee and no long term contracts. And an amazing deal just for you, Bob and Tom. Listeners can save 50% on a SimpliSafe home security system. Just go to simplisafetom.com that is simplisafetom.com 50 off. There is no safe safe like simply safe.

[A]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[C]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[C]

There's Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi there.

[C]

Get a song out of Pat this time, Tom. Write that down. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[A]

Quick. One question. Yes. We were talking about candy and the number one candy for Halloween this year based on a recent survey.

[B]

Candy. Candy.

[A]

I need a judgment call. Yes or no on candy corn.

[B]

I'm a no. I'm a big no.

[C]

I'm a big no.

[B]

But somebody did introduce us to a handful of peanuts and candy corn. And that really works?

[D]

Yes. It is very much like a payday.

[A]

Yes. I. That's exactly what I was going for. Do you. Do you remember the trick?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

But we used to. We would never be able to eat the candy corn because it would be loose.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

And now you. They have the candy corn packets.

[D]

Yeah. And they have a chocolate candy corn that one of the layers is a chocolate flavor.

[B]

How's that?

[C]

I'm trying that.

[D]

That's okay.

[A]

Does that come in little packets also?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

What about circus peanuts? Where are you on those?

[B]

Oh, no.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Didn't your dad love circus peanuts?

[B]

Loved him and his philosophy was the stale or the better.

[A]

Huh?

[D]

I like.

[B]

But guess what? I don't think they're good for you because He's. He's dead.

[C]

He passed.

[B]

They killed him.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Really hardening of his peanut.

[B]

He died of the circus peanut?

[C]

You know planters ain't got peanut.

[A]

Peanut allergy. What was it? Okay. I'm sorry I asked. Let's see now.

[B]

That's funny. My kid has a circus peanut allergy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Please don't have Those in the classroom. Yeah. We don't ever. Well, I'm just saying don't.

[C]

Don't even think about it.

[A]

The next time you're at a restaurant and they say, any allergies, I dare you to go, ah, circus peanuts. Yeah.

[B]

I can't be around it. I can't be around circus peanut butter.

[A]

They wouldn't laugh. It's so serious.

[C]

What are they made of? It's like just sugar. And they.

[A]

Shape.

[C]

The comical peanut shape. Yeah.

[A]

Wasn't there a brief fad where people were actually packing things in? Actual popcorn?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, no kidding.

[A]

Yeah, it's supposed to be better.

[B]

Why do we have all these mice?

[A]

Yes. And there was. That was exactly what? There were vermin all over the warehouses.

[C]

Turns out vermin love popcorn.

[A]

And it's easy to access. They just eat through that one layer of popcorn and voila. Time to check in with the sporting scene. Now, what's this thing about the guy named Schlitter?

[C]

Let's do it. Cam Schlitter has become an instant star for the New York Yankees. A dominant performance against the rival Boston Red Sox playoff elimination game last night in the Bronx. The 24 year old rookie pitched 8 innings, 12 strikeouts, no walks. New York beat Boston 4 nothing. Advancing to the divisional series against the Blue Jays.

[A]

The guy's name is Schlitter.

[C]

Schlitter, who grew up a Red Sox fan in Massachusetts. Prepared by speaking with Yankees great Andy Petticoat.

[A]

It.

[C]

Schlitter's fastball right around 100 mile an hour right hander, struck out more batters than any other Yankees pitcher in a postseason debut.

[B]

And Pettit's awesome.

[A]

So Schlitter could technically be taking on the Big Dumper.

[C]

Sooner or later.

[B]

Yeah, maybe.

[A]

You know the big dumper is Ms. Hooker.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Nice round ass.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

It's Cal Raleigh.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Cal Raleigh.

[A]

Schlitter versus the Big Dumper.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That sounds like a really unpleasant porn video.

[C]

Well, unpleasant for some.

[D]

He could have said sex move. You know.

[A]

It'S a copper feeling.

[C]

Of course it's a Kentucky Derby.

[A]

Schlitter and Big Dumper would be seriously unpleasant.

[C]

Cubs eliminate San Diego three to one. Three game series. Had only 11 runs. And Dylan Dingler.

[A]

That sounds like a porno.

[C]

Grew up rooting for the Cleveland Guardians.

[A]

How many times can I show you my Dingler?

[B]

That's Dylan Dingler, everybody.

[A]

Very nice. The answer, my friend, is blowing.

[C]

6.

[B]

What would you like me to do?

[A]

6.

[B]

3.

[C]

The answer, blowing in my dingle.

[B]

All right.

[A]

A friend of mine went to a recent Bob Dylan concert and you couldn't see Bob the whole show.

[B]

He had a hoodie on right over his face.

[A]

He was in the state. Wouldn't come out where the lights were.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Still a weirdo, huh?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Hi.

[A]

I hate the audience. Thanks for your money.

[C]

I hate all of you.

[A]

Here's a song that you used to know, but I screwed it up so much you won't recognize.

[B]

But you're. You wish you were listening to my kid and his band right now, don't you?

[A]

They're good.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, they're quite something.

[C]

They care about that's blowing in the wind. Oh, no kidding. So, Tom, you got the Tigers in Seattle, where the big dumper plays. Then you got the Yankees and the Blue jays. That's where Mr. Schlitter plays.

[B]

And isn't it time we got the World Series trophy back in Canada? It's been too long.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

Oh, wait.

[C]

Phillies and the Dodgers and the brewers and the Cubs. Milwaukee and Chicago. Let's get this straight. Those two just don't like each other.

[B]

That's a fun series, isn't it?

[C]

That's going to be real fun. Fun. Tom, you going to be watching the baseball playoffs?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

And you know their fans are going to go to every game.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Mighty 80 or 95 or 84 or one of those.

[A]

Far too busy. Sure, they'll be delightful. Hey, Pat. Yes? I was just thinking about something. We were reviewing that it's always dangerous news story about Puk Puke. Puket.

[C]

Say a job.

[B]

Oh, Paquette. Yeah.

[A]

Once again it's ph.

[B]

Oh, you.

[A]

Oh, it's ph. Oh dear. P H U K E T. But it's. And this. It's in Thailand. Is that right? Or is it its own country?

[B]

Thailand. Pat, if you looked it up and it says Phuket, do it that way. I, I, I've heard three things. The first one I heard was Phuket Yo.

[A]

And we went with that yesterday. I looked it up and it said poo.

[C]

Oh, did I think the real answer is what helps? The rhyming in the song.

[B]

Yes, you. You have. You have. You have full license here.

[A]

All right. But the. Once again, the essence of the story is a Russian content creator so called was having himself filmed while having intimate relations in the back of a pickup truck. While standing up. It was a dog fashion, if you will. As Floyd would have said, make me like a dog Elvis dog fashion in the back of a pickup truck. Standing as the pickup truck is moving in the aforementioned Phuket. That's what we're going with I like.

[C]

I like packet. What is it?

[A]

P H P H U K E T. Yeah.

[B]

The casual traveler. We'll just say Phuket, the guy.

[A]

But the guy was. He's been arrested and he's being held in a jail in. I would imagine the jails in Thailand are not quite as luxurious as the hotels revolving door.

[B]

They reek of bleach and they haven't cleaned them, if you know what I mean.

[C]

Yes, Pat, might get it in your hair.

[A]

Grateful Dead.

[C]

They're in the truck and getting it on. Cameras rolling. It's 50 seconds long. Going viral.

[B]

Doing the deed in the town of. Of P H U K E T I come from Russia to be content Creator. Check out the clip. I'm a player. Don't be a hater. Doggy style with a girl in a moving truck. Caught at the airport. Now I am Phuket. Handcuffed.

[C]

Charged with the crime. Public indecency. 12,000 rubles in fines.

[B]

I'm surprised Thailand is shocked that they ever seen what goes on in Bangkok.

[A]

All right. By the way, a little more information here. The woman, the sex worker, was paid the equivalent of 30American dollars.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Just as discussed. It's what I was hearing in my head. And then you verbalized. Yeah, like that seems way too.

[A]

But on the. The. The man who's identified as Giorgi. G E O R G I I.

[B]

Oh, he's famous for those georgiorgies. Yeah, that's his main claim to fame.

[A]

Really. Well, he. He was apprehended while trying to leave the country at the airport at the gate. Yeah, they got him.

[B]

So would you ever go to Thailand?

[D]

No.

[B]

I was invited once when I lived in Korea. My Canadian buddy Dave, he goes, hey, you want to go to Thailand with me this weekend? And I go, I don't know. And he goes, I'm gonna do mushrooms and ride an elephant on the beach. And I went, let me think about this for a second. That does sound like quite an experience.

[D]

It does.

[C]

I'd like to ride an elephant. That sounds like fun.

[A]

I know I'd be saying to myself, nothing can go wrong with this.

[B]

And then four days later, he came back, back. And I go, dude, how was your trip? He goes, it was awesome. I did mushrooms and wrote an elephant on the beach.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

You think they had the little table or the little chair that they put up on top of the. You don't have to ride a bareback. I wouldn't think.

[B]

He said it was kind of a bareback type thing.

[D]

Yeah. You ride, like, right behind the head by the ears.

[C]

You stare them with the ears.

[A]

I don't know. You have to be out of your mind. That's so dangerous. At the time he was on the elephant.

[B]

Yeah, he claimed he was. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Have you ever gotten steered by your ears, Tom? You know, a woman takes a hold of your ears, I'm all for it. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Tell me what to.

[C]

Yeah, tell me.

[B]

Use me.

[A]

Let's just get this straight. I'm in charge.

[B]

Oh, I don't know.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Well, well, how lovely.

[B]

We like our women to achieve across the line, so to speak.

[C]

You know, we like. We like to get a receipt.

[B]

We're not like the Tootsie Pop commercial like you are. A one, a two.

[C]

I'm out of here.

[A]

By the way, do you rem.

[C]

Well, you're pregnant.

[A]

Remember the news story? The news story about a radio DJ that. I guess I can tell the story. He was. Ended up in court.

[B]

Did he do that on the air?

[A]

No, he said to one of the ladies, what was it? What was it?

[C]

Didn't she. Wasn't she wearing a T shirt that.

[A]

Said that or something? No, no. I think he suggested that she was.

[C]

When she wasn't, and she took exception to it.

[A]

And it was the essence of what.

[C]

He said was, don't pull on my ears. I know what I'm doing. Or something like that.

[A]

And that ended up.

[B]

He said it to a listener or.

[A]

Something, his sidekick to ladies, and it ended up in, I believe, a financial settlement of a substantial.

[B]

I bet you read that story and a chill ran down.

[A]

Reviewing everything out of your mouth.

[C]

Notice Tom and I are not laughing.

[A]

Do you know. Do you know the. Do you know the footnote?

[C]

We knew that girl, right?

[A]

We was real close.

[B]

Okay, I got you.

[A]

May or may not have a slight connection. Almost worked here.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Don't get any ideas over there, Godwin.

[B]

See if Jess knew. She was.

[D]

I didn't. I don't know.

[A]

In any event, that's. That's a nice song, Pat. Little tribute to the. Tribute to the grateful dead. Chick McGee remains in his post at the. At the sports desk.

[C]

At my post.

[A]

Got some good stuff over there.

[C]

Okay. All right, here we go. Stupid world. Is this. I don't think this is a world record. Now that I look at it. The Taco Bell 50K Ultra Marathon being held in Colorado this weekend.

[A]

Nothing says what? Nothing about a world record there? I have no idea.

[B]

Well, I think there's a world record. Johnny, on the spots.

[C]

The eighth edition of the race which is not officially associated with Taco Bell.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

How are they getting away with that?

[C]

Will take place in Denver this Saturday. Tomorrow to coincide with International Taco Day. Tomorrow.

[A]

This is a cool thing.

[C]

Hot Dam taco and college football.

[B]

Oh, that's great.

[C]

Yes, please. Competitors will have 11 hours to eat a menu item from at least nine of the 10 Taco Bell stops along the nearly 31 mile long course. Participants are barred from using cars over the counter medication.

[A]

Wait a minute. That. Yes.

[B]

Okay, then I'm out.

[C]

They can't use. They can't use any of these medications. I can. I'm getting the feeling I know why Taco Bell is not affiliated with it. They can't use these meds. Pepto, Alka Seltzer, Pepcid, AC or Mylanta during the race.

[A]

Steroids, though.

[B]

Fine, all you want.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Go for it.

[C]

By the fourth stop, in fact, get the steroids.

[B]

Belgrande.

[C]

All entries must have eaten at least one chalupa supreme.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Or one Crunch Wraps. Crunchwrap Supreme.

[B]

Big fans of both of those.

[C]

And by the eighth stop, they will have had to consume at least one burrito supreme.

[B]

Love it.

[C]

And nachos Bellground or Nachos? Nachos Belgrande.

[A]

But then you gotta eat it and then get back to running.

[B]

Yeah, that can't be easy.

[C]

The 50k isn't hard enough. Competitors also tackle on additional challenges. The Diablo Challenge. Lather all the items with Diablo sauce.

[B]

Which is their spicy.

[C]

Do a Diablo shooter at the end.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Can you imagine?

[C]

And the Baja Blast Challenge. Drink an aggregate of 2 liters of Baja Blast during the run without vomiting.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. I mean, that's two liters of soda.

[C]

That's other rules. Drinks don't count as food. Finish in under 11 hours. Keep all receipts and wrappers for confirmation. I don't think.

[A]

I don't think I could do this with. Even while driving.

[C]

I don't think I could do this in front of my TV tomorrow for.

[B]

Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, you got to keep the. That means the person who gets the nachos. Belgrade has to run with that plastic oval.

[C]

Yeah, the cardboard box. Man, that makes me want Taco Bell.

[B]

Yeah, I love it.

[A]

Yeah, I do, too. But would you say tomorrow is international Taco Day?

[C]

Yes, sir. All right.

[A]

I had no idea at tacos last night.

[B]

You like a seven layer dip? Like a taco dip?

[A]

I do that.

[D]

I haven't had that in a long time.

[B]

Please make us one today.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

You know what I don't like are those Piles of stuff where the chips get all soggy.

[B]

I don't mind a soggy nacho.

[C]

You know what they're not going to, to, they're not going to call a meal item. Piles of chips. I don't.

[B]

And what he just described, what he, what he means to say are nachos.

[A]

That's what those are. Okay.

[B]

They get soggy at the end cuz then you take a crispier chip and you, and you use that as a shovel for the bring it into the new old environment. Yeah.

[C]

How do you feel about chips and salsa?

[A]

Oh yeah, yeah. Usually stalling while they waiting. Waiting for the queso and the guac to come. That's a great stage play by the way. Waiting for guac to come.

[B]

It is good. Yeah.

[A]

A lot better than that other one waiting for what's his face.

[B]

Way less boring.

[A]

Yeah, way less.

[B]

But you need a little Spanish. You need to know how to speak. Of course. Yeah.

[A]

Way. No, thank you very much. What's coming up in sports?

[C]

That's it. Tom, you don't have a world record today news. Not so far. Unless you find me one.

[A]

I, I, I can certainly do that. That I not. I thought I'd get gave you one. Coming up we have a cool, really cool animal stuff. We've got robots in the news.

[C]

Are they robots or just levers and motors? It has to have a face to be a robot.

[A]

They do.

[B]

Oh, so they're proper robots?

[A]

Yeah, they're proper robots. Yes. You're gonna like these. When we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[C]

For a complete copy of the Bob.

[A]

And Tom show contest rules go to bobatom.com contest contest-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[C]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hi, Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi there.

[C]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm checking Chick. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello, Chick McGee. I believe we're gonna hook up with our satellite connection. Oh, there we go. There we go. It's, it's a comedian, Jeff Oskay. When he wears a bow tie his beard is so substantial that it covers. Yeah, pull it down. There you go. Lean your head back. That's great. I love that look. It looks like Orville Redenbacher had been kidnapped and kept in a hut while awaiting proof of life. And then they let him out. And said, here, here, read some news.

[B]

Well, that's not hurtful at all. Hey, I'm Jeff Oskay at the Fail to Mention news desk. We give you a lot of the news. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention.

[A]

Here's Jeff Oskay with fail to mention news.

[B]

I'll be honest, I'm skipping the first joke. I've read through it. It sucks. I'm going straight to the second joke.

[A]

Let us be the judge.

[B]

You're well, okay, you want to hear it? I want to hear a new poll shows that the younger generation watch more movies and shows with subtitles. On what you failed to mention. It helps me being deaf in one ear. I never realized how off I was on things. Did you know it's Miami Vice and not Miami Mice? Oh, yeah.

[C]

Good call, Jeff.

[A]

Good call.

[C]

Could have skipped it, that one.

[B]

You're the jerk who told me to tell it.

[A]

No, actually, I. Ordinarily, I trust your judgment. I thought maybe you were just underrating yourself.

[B]

No, no, I knew it sucked.

[A]

Okay, good call.

[B]

Don't worry, I'm saving it with this one. The city of Aspen is making improvements to their Glory Hole Park. What you failed to mention. Even with the improvements, still expect to leave the park with dirty knees.

[C]

Dirty knees?

[B]

Glory Hole joke. Yeah, we learned that women actually need a girls night out to recharge according to research. Well, you failed to mention. The research was done by the Men's Institute of Peace and Quiet. Hungary recently held its annual grave digging competition. What you failed to mention. The winner again this year. A caterpillar backhoe. They need to stop allowing that.

[C]

Yeah, you think you got trouble with steroids? It won't wear up again.

[B]

Oh, you're going to love this one. You won't. But some nuns that had been relocated keep returning to their old convent. What? You failed to mention. They keep returning to the old convent out of habit. Oh, I got a genuine laugh from Tom. Which is. Yeah, that was the only. That's who I wrote it for.

[A]

I like that.

[C]

Out of habit.

[B]

An influencer is in trouble after cooking a pasta dinner while flying on a commercial plane. What you failed to mention. Well, she's influenced me to fly private. Oh, that was the only thing stopping you?

[A]

Yeah, it wasn't great.

[B]

And finally, we learned the term jazz. Jazz comes from baseball. What you failed to mention. As in put some jazz on that ball. Hey, why is your member out? Mickey, I said jazz. I'm Jeff. Oscar. This has been the news a week. Jeff.

[C]

Oscar.

[A]

Thank you. Jeffrey. Did you know that about the word jazz?

[D]

No, I didn't. What is it?

[B]

I haven't seen the Ken Burns documentaries. Baseball or jazz?

[A]

Yeah, I, I, I went down that rabbit hole, but yeah, I, I always assumed it was.

[C]

Where did it come from?

[A]

A short form of, of something else that sounds a lot like jazz, that we cleaned it up. Jism. Yeah. Newspapers began referring to the Pepe music as jazz about 1915, but prior to that it was being used in bass.

[C]

For what?

[A]

It's. According to Wordsmart.com a minor league pitcher named Ben Henderson used the word to refer to one of his pitches. He told the Los Angeles Times in 1912. I called it the jazz ball because it wobbles and you simply can't do anything with it. And the word spread throughout the game. And other pitchers were trying to throw the jazz ball.

[D]

I've never heard that.

[A]

Yeah, they've, they've done the, what is it? Etymology on this one.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

Yeah, I was just assumed it was there a cleaned up version of the aforementioned. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. What? But that song, I've got Rhythm originally, I've got jism now.

[C]

That makes sense.

[A]

I've got j.

[D]

Do they still offer jazz as a dance category? Like I took jazz and tap when.

[C]

I was a kid.

[D]

Yeah, they still do.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Just seems kind of dated.

[A]

Is jazzer size still a thing? I remember that. That was a bumper sticker. Kind of ubiquitous there.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, it was pretty big. I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

I would imagine somewhere now jizzer size would be.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Very different type of exercise.

[B]

I'm a black.

[A]

Not gonna be black for long. I'm sorry, is that sports? Oh, okay, sorry. Let's switch gears here.

[C]

Here we go.

[A]

And we'll move over to Ms. Hooker, a couple quick things.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Congratulations to our pigskin picks winner, Jim May from Jackson, Michigan.

[C]

Jimmy Spring. Right?

[B]

That's right.

[C]

That's right.

[A]

Technically you could still, you can still get in in the action, find all the details about it and you get that Steven Singer jewelers e card for 500 bucks. If you're our winner. Each week we do a new one. Go to bob and tom.com contest. Ms. Hooker, what have you got over there?

[D]

Let's get this out of the way. Childbirth is often called one of the most painful experiences in life.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Women tend to exaggerate.

[D]

Yes. Now a new device is designed to help change that. The wellness company Dame has teamed up with the company Orgasmic birth, huh? Oh, to create a vibrator intended for using during pregnancy, labor and delivery.

[C]

Here we go.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Yeah, the Dame finger vibrator.

[B]

It looks like an air hockey handle. You know, the thing that you would use with a knock the puck around.

[D]

Yeah, but it's like you could put your wrist.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Yeah. A spokeswoman noted a little O can make the birthing experience much better.

[B]

I don't know about this.

[D]

Both by reducing pain with oxytocin and by reframing birth as an empowering and even pleasurable milestone.

[A]

So they're saying that you use the vibrator while in the birthing room?

[D]

I guess. I don't know if that would curb.

[A]

The doctor contractions or. Doctor, is the baby coming? No, but mom is.

[B]

Man, I.

[C]

Well, orgasms help lots of things, I guess.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

They say that they can help with menstrual cramps.

[B]

Maybe.

[D]

Maybe that would help with the birthing process.

[A]

That be a distraction.

[E]

I think you've got a bunch of.

[A]

People in scrubs like a NASCAR crew.

[D]

Standing around and lots of times people have their in laws and their parents and other family members.

[B]

Plus, how does this imprint on the child?

[D]

Good point.

[B]

Well, I can only get off if you stuff me in a pink sleeping bag.

[C]

I'm sorry, what?

[B]

Just do it.

[A]

And then down at the gift shop, they've got a lot of batteries.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know. Anything to help, I guess.

[D]

I, I, the experience alone is, is its own. I don't need to bring a sexual component into it.

[B]

I have heard and have you, Jess, of. There are women who have had orgasms while giving birth that it's just been this odd side effect, that it just happened. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. But I don't, I don't know if you would. Can you feel it if you have an epidural?

[C]

Oh, that's a good point.

[D]

Right. And even if you were having one, I would be so distracted with the actual birthing process to recognize that an orgasm was.

[A]

Wouldn't it be? What's the name of this orgasmatron? What was it again?

[D]

What was it called?

[A]

The. Can you imagine? Wasn't the company like Orgasmic Birth Game?

[C]

Finger vibrator.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Can you imagine putting it, putting that on your, your list for the baby shower for. Yeah, well, as your grandma, I decided to. I went over and I, I did a little bit of work and I found myself on Amazon in the dildonic section.

[C]

Did you have a epidural test or anything like that?

[D]

I had an epidural with the first okay. That was a 23 hour labor. That was a tough one.

[B]

My gosh.

[D]

Yeah. And the second one, she came before the epidural took effect.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

So, yeah, I had an epidural after the labor, the delivery.

[B]

I've been told epidurals are incredible.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you find this?

[D]

Yeah, they, I mean, I could, I.

[A]

Could have used one the other day.

[C]

Oh, the big cheese dinner we had. Yeah.

[A]

About 50ft from.

[C]

So can you.

[A]

There was blood. Can you move your.

[C]

Look at, look at him. He's so excited.

[B]

You know it's bad when your tongue has a placenta.

[C]

Can you move your legs? When you have an epidural, can you move your legs or not? No. Yeah.

[D]

Like, you can feel pressure and things, obviously. So like I said before, they lifted my legs like up to my shoulders because you really bear down there at the end. And that's what gave me the ability to pull the babies out and.

[B]

Oh, yourself? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

No tongs, no tongs.

[A]

Okay, good. We're coming right back. We've got a fascinating animal story or two coming up, including yaks on the loose. And we've also got one of those treasure hunter things with a, a big score and comedian Tim Convey joining us in the studio in a matter of moments. This is, of course, the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[C]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[A]

Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and [e-mail].

[C]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[D]

Hello.

[C]

There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Hello.

[C]

Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi there.

[C]

Ace Cosby. Hey. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[A]

We have a special guest joining us in the studio. Comedian Tim Convey is here with us.

[E]

Good morning.

[A]

He's on the road with our good friend Greg Warren. I know you'll be at Dr. Grins in Grand Rapids tonight and tomorrow. Then a special show at Comedy on State, Madison, Wisconsin. Tim Convie and Greg Warren coming up this Sunday night. All right, you guys are heading to Toledo next week and then Omaha and eventually in Columbus at the Funny Boat. A bunch of shows coming up. Yeah. Good to see you, Tim.

[E]

It's good to see you guys. Thanks for having me.

[A]

I just, I was overhearing part of the discussion. I was busy over here doing something, but apparently Tim is a. Are you a vegan?

[E]

Vegetarian, but I don't eat a lot of dairy, but I eat eggs and then like baked goods and stuff.

[A]

I'll eat.

[E]

So I'm not super strict.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And yours is more health reasons, not any sort of. Oh, well, you hate animals.

[E]

I do.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

So I wear. I wear as much leather as possible to make up for what I'm okay consuming.

[A]

That's good.

[E]

Yeah, no, it's health, health, health stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Like 17, 18 years. So, like, before it was cool.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah, man, you were way ahead of the curve.

[E]

Way, way into it.

[B]

Yeah, well, McCartney was probably a little.

[E]

Before you, but he was early.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I see he wrote some good songs.

[C]

What do you think about the guy? They don't wear. They're. They're hardcore. They don't wear leather or leather shoes. They don't buy a car unless it has cloth interior.

[B]

I like that. There are options for everybody out there.

[C]

Really? Yeah, Yeah, I think it should be illegal. Oh, yeah.

[B]

As much animal byproduct as possible.

[C]

Well, no, just.

[A]

Can you go.

[C]

Fewer options, the better.

[A]

I know that they have. When you Uber.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Can you ask for an Uber without leather seats?

[B]

I bet that's a really.

[A]

Is that an option?

[C]

You can.

[A]

Wouldn't that be annoying? Well, how come we're waiting three hours? Oh, well, they don't make a conveniences. We find one with cloth seats and three on the tree.

[C]

I don't think that three on the tree. I don't think they make a luxury car without leather interior. Probably don't do that.

[A]

They probably do for just that reason.

[D]

Well, they call it vegan leather.

[C]

Oh, all right, you're right. You're right.

[B]

That used to be known as pleather, essentially.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. But when you say vegan leather, you can charge the same as real.

[A]

What's vegan leather made out of vegans?

[D]

It's rutabaga.

[A]

Oh, so skin. So it's the skin from vegetarians.

[C]

And keep that on the down low. They don't care for it. Wow.

[A]

Soylent green. Well, Tim, it's nice to see you and be sure to say hello to our good friend Greg. And thanks for coming.

[B]

Tom, you might remember Tim as the gentleman who Bob Zany once followed saying, hey, give it up for Tim Convey on that S he calls his act. Yeah. Appreciate your boss.

[C]

Wonderfully biting comment.

[A]

Where are you from?

[E]

St. Louis.

[A]

Oh, so you know Josh?

[B]

I do, yeah. Yeah, we're besties way back.

[A]

All right. Yes.

[E]

All right.

[A]

And you're on the podcast?

[E]

Yes, I'm on the Consumers with Greg and Sean o'.

[A]

Brien. Okay, good. Now, are you a crossword puzzle guy?

[E]

Also, I know Greg's been not not at all. I don't have the. The patience.

[A]

How about Ice 2 Tea?

[E]

I like. I like iced tea, but I've witnessed Greg. So Greg loves his iced tea. And I've witnessed. My favorite is when Greg gets a bad iced tea. Windmill. Throw it in the trash. I don't know if he's told that story, but I got to witness it. And it was a thing of beauty. And to see, especially when he does it that quick, where the person. He'll order an iced tea, the person will hand it over, he'll take one sip, and right in front of him, he does not care. Unapologetically windmill it into the trash can and out of the place.

[A]

It's especially awkward when the place is serving it in glass. We have a. We have a secret iced tea thing we share.

[E]

You and Greg.

[A]

Yeah. If I got a good iced tea, I'll take a picture of it and send it to him. No, no comment necessary.

[C]

But you went back on this whole thing because you made a diatribe, if you will, about flavored iced tea and stop doing it and. No, now you do like a flavored.

[A]

No, I don't. It's just. It's present. It's the presentation of the ice tea. Like, I like an orange and orange in it. Not a lemon something.

[C]

An orange slice.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Not orange flavoring.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Exactly. And not. Not a whole orange. I misspoke. That would be very awkward. You can't access the tea because there's all that giant orange floating.

[B]

What do you have scurvy?

[A]

Why do you need that? Yeah, why do you need a giant orange. Giant orange in your iced tea? You're going to thank me.

[E]

Greg recently, though, went back to coffee just in the last few weeks.

[B]

I'm shocked.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

It's big news. He is some. Some crazy drive. He had to.

[A]

Yeah. Start dating.

[C]

That's way too.

[E]

Way too far.

[A]

Sorry. I don't see that happening. He was my friend, so he's a.

[E]

Coffee guy, so I'm. I haven't done shows with him since the coffee thing, so I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes tonight.

[D]

I wonder if he's more aggressive.

[E]

I would hope not.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

We can't handle it.

[B]

We get here, Tim. It's not fun.

[A]

Fair.

[E]

Oh, I know, I know.

[B]

Yeah. The Greg we get here is not Greg.

[E]

No, I know. I know. And I assure you, the Greg that we get back home, that's Greg.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

The Greg we get on the podcast. The Greg we get on the road. That's the real good no, we see him. I see him come in here. We see him do other podcasts. That, that delightful guy.

[A]

Yeah, he has a very clean show on stage. On stage show. But he's in restaurants. He's the light, loud, filthy talking guy at the table next door. You have to hide your kids ears from.

[C]

And if he says something really what he thinks is funny, he'll repeat it four or five times. So that's what I told the nun to stuff it. The nun to stuff it. I said the nun. And did you know Greg was. And Joshua. Because Josh told me this. He was. Greg is like a comedy coach. When you go out, he will tell you what you should cut, where you should cut it, why you should cut.

[E]

It and why you're an idiot if you don't cut it and you're an idiot.

[C]

And. And why don't you be funnier.

[B]

Nobody has helped me and hurt me more than Greg.

[E]

100. We've talked about it before. Creating a support group for guys who have done multiple shows on the road with Greg.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Where you all just sit there and share stories because it'll, it'll. It'll do a number on you.

[A]

Like a good teacher though. You got to be.

[C]

Gotta break him down.

[E]

No, it's great.

[A]

Josh.

[E]

Josh said it perfectly. He's done, he's done a lot for, for all of us.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, that's nice. He's got a couple great. Three great specials floating around out there.

[D]

Tim, don't you have a new special out?

[E]

I do. I did a Nateland showcase. So it's free on YouTube on the. The Nateland Nate Bargazzi produced.

[A]

And that's where Greg's the salesman is out there.

[E]

Exactly.

[A]

The champ. And then the. What's the. Where the field corn grows. Yeah, those are all terrific.

[E]

So mine's just Nateland, the showcase. So it's a short one. It's 15 minutes. Lots of fun. I do some music.

[B]

Oh, so you had a pad at the end.

[A]

Yeah. Wow. A lot of 15 minutes. A lot of crowd work. It's hell of a lot of film.

[C]

Oh yeah. Don't buy it.

[A]

It's free.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Nine minutes away.

[A]

You from free.

[E]

But yeah, it's.

[C]

That just.

[E]

That just came out a week ago. It's been out for a week.

[A]

Excellent. Yeah. We'll check in with Tim in a matter of moments. First we have to check in with Ms. Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. We were talking about the word faux P H O, but it's pronounced pho in pho.

[D]

Is FA in Vietnamese.

[A]

That's.

[C]

It's a food dish.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like is that a bowl of noodles or something?

[B]

Soup. Yeah.

[A]

So it's not fo.

[B]

No, it's fa.

[A]

But that country or that. That is a city. Ph.

[B]

That's. Thailand is a different language.

[A]

That's ph. U.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

And it's paquette.

[A]

Oh, it's. It's phuket. Right.

[B]

I've always heard paquette.

[A]

Oh, it's Phuket. That's right. Okay, this is confusing. Pho is pronounced now we're so in Vietnam.

[B]

In Vietnamese it's fa. Fa. Yeah. You don't. You'll never have to worry about this.

[E]

Well, I was thinking.

[A]

You're not going. I was thinking of starting a Vietnamese restaurant, calling it Fee Fi Fo Fum. But that's not going to work.

[B]

You could go fee five, you know.

[C]

Could you open up a restaurant called Mother Fuzz?

[B]

I don't know. Or go fu. Yourself.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like it's a buffet.

[A]

Right?

[C]

Build it yourself.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, you have a really serious literary.

[B]

One for Whom the Bell Tolls down in Key West.

[A]

Sorry. Oh, wait a minute, minute. We don't have time for the story. What's. Give me the teaser. What's coming up in the news?

[D]

We have yaks and miniature bulls and Amelia Earhart coming up all in the same story. Yes.

[A]

Story is terrific. It's really.

[C]

They're not sure yet.

[A]

Yeah. But it's really exciting.

[B]

Just conjecture and guessing.

[D]

Exactly.

[A]

They think they may have found the plane. I mean, it's amazing. We'll certainly look forward to hearing about that. That right now we look forward to hearing about the quality sound one gets from those Raycon earbuds.

[C]

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[A]

Thank you very much. Coming up, this sound, Remember this? Oh, yeah.

[B]

There's some twitching going on. Why the Pac man thing at the end.

[C]

The hell was that?

[A]

The original part of that is gone forever.

[B]

Oh, no longer. It's dial up anywhere.

[A]

It's over. Wow. With a capital O. We'll get to that. Coming up here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[C]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's something different about the studio. I mean, the air smells better. Food, it's just amazing.

[A]

Is it our guest comedian, Tim Convey?

[C]

Possibly, but I think it's a really. The subtraction. Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. So we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hi, Chick.

[C]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick and Tom, introduce our guest again.

[A]

He is comedian Tim Convey. Handsome young man joins us in the studio on his way to Dr. Grins in Grand Rapid, Michigan, where he'll be associating with our good friend Greg Warren.

[C]

Grand Rapids.

[A]

What did I say?

[C]

Rapid.

[B]

Grand Rapid. They still have the multiple.

[E]

Don't they put it.

[A]

No, they closed the north one. Oh.

[B]

Oh, that's only temporary.

[C]

You're up to date.

[A]

Yeah, of course. You guys are going to be on State street in Madison, Wisconsin, coming up on Saturday night. Sunday night.

[E]

Sunday night. Two shows. There's an afternoon.

[A]

Oh, wow, that's great. They added one. Go see Greg and. And Mr. Convie as well. Yeah. What do we need to know about you? Married, single, happy, Sad.

[E]

I am jumping relatively happy. Happy. I'm married. So, like so much has happened to me. I was here five, six years ago and I got married. I had two kids and I waited until my 40s. I didn't know, like, if when I was here last time, if you guys had asked, I would have thought all that stuff wasn't gonna happen for me, but got married, had kids, and it was so over. I didn't know if it was gonna happen. It was overwhelming to talk about when we first found out we were pregnant. First person we told to my brother. And I didn't say, we're having a baby. And I didn't say, you're gonna be an uncle. I said, said Emma had a positive pregnancy test. Like it's Covid or something. Emma's tested positive for pregnancy. It was a breakthrough case. You should get tested You've been within six feet. It was. But we're. But yeah, it's.

[A]

It's.

[E]

It's great. They're.

[A]

Remember the commercial back in the day? Commercial for the pregnancy test?

[D]

They advertised those.

[A]

Yes. And. And, yeah, I always thought it was. It was interesting that them.

[C]

They always ended with. In a.

[A]

In a. Happy. They were happy. They never showed.

[C]

The one hugging and crying relief.

[A]

Yeah. Where the guy's packing his bag, running out the door when.

[C]

And the guy runs up with the stick and the guy says, are you sure it's mine or something?

[A]

Yeah. They never ran that.

[B]

Yeah. There was never one where it was just a woman by herself going, well, I guess I have to quit nursing school.

[A]

Yeah, that's right. Or.

[C]

And then she winks at the camera.

[B]

And then it cuts to the Brady Bunch.

[C]

That's right. Or wink.

[A]

Well, Tim, now. So you. How many kids do you have?

[E]

Two kids. Two little boys.

[C]

All right.

[E]

One and three.

[A]

Yikes.

[E]

Yeah, we're in it.

[C]

Holy hell.

[B]

So you love being on the road.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

I mean, there's always stuff back home, so it's a lot of phone calls, but yeah, I mean, to. To just, like, sleep in and not.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

One of them still wakes up several times an evening, so. Yeah, it is. It is.

[C]

So they're cruising and they're touching your stuff and they're throwing things and they're spilling.

[A]

Now when you get off stage, it's usually pretty late. Do you call your wife or is it. Is she. Is it you? Can you not disturb her? I'd be concerned about that.

[E]

I will. I'll send a text if she's up. I'll hear from her. But no, typically she's. She's out because. Especially when I'm gone. Because she's dealing with them all day.

[C]

Yeah. You know, you got to sleep when they sleep, man. That's.

[A]

No, I know. I'm just saying. So you can't. You can't have, like, sweet talk? Would be the kind way to say it.

[C]

Phone sex?

[A]

I don't think so. Would I approach one of our guests?

[C]

You don't look like a phone sex guy.

[A]

I know.

[C]

Are you sure you're.

[A]

No.

[C]

I think you do protest too much.

[A]

No, no, I didn't protest it at all. I was just.

[D]

I don't think phone sex is a thing anymore. With FaceTime. Yeah, you. It's all face to face. There's no phone anymore.

[A]

Well. And obviously, if you were listening in Tim's case, he's going to be looking at a black screen. Well, she's asleep. I guess use the phone. Just because.

[B]

Boy Cosby phone sex.

[C]

She sound asleep.

[A]

Wait a minute. That joke deserved. That joke deserved a much bigger laugh.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

Huge.

[C]

There are guys who don't wake up.

[B]

That's their, that's their thing, right?

[C]

Sound asleep.

[A]

That the reference kind of leads to the sound effect that I played a few minutes ago.

[D]

Oh, yes.

[A]

This one.

[E]

All right.

[A]

Okay. We augmented it because it's done.

[D]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

It's over.

[D]

AOL has officially ended its Dial Up Internet service. In an official statement, AOL said that it routinely evaluates its offerings and had decided to discontinue Dial up as well as any associated software optimized for older operating systems. Dial up is no longer advertised on AOL site and Dial up related pages are no longer available. So what are.

[E]

It lasted this long?

[A]

Are you.

[E]

Aren't you surprised that exists?

[A]

Listen to the numbers here.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

According to Census Bureau data, an estimated 163401 households were using Dial up alone to get online in 2023.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Way more than.

[D]

Representing just over 0.13% of all homes with Internet subscriptions nation nationwide.

[A]

And that was two years ago. So it's obviously dropped even more, but still more than. More than 100,000 people. Using dialogue Up.

[D]

Yeah. If you still want to use Dial up, you're gonna have to find a smaller Internet provider. There are a few out there.

[A]

Okay, but I mean, explain this to a 12 year old.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey, using Dial up, how does that work? Well, it goes through our landline. What's a landline?

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Does anyone here have a landline? No, I. I don't know. Do they even install them anymore?

[B]

I'm not sure they do.

[E]

I think as of a few years ago they would try to sell you on that. You know, because everything. Things bundled. So when. Yeah, cable, they're like, can you. And your phone. And everyone's like, no.

[B]

So when they. But when you build a new home, is it just an automatic. Do they put it in or they.

[A]

Yeah. Now when I redid the. My previous house, we put in a bunch of phones and it was stupid because we never had one.

[B]

Okay, what about this most recent house?

[A]

Only for. There's a landline kind of for a security thing. But there's no phone. I mean, it really is. Technically it's a phone phone, but it's not. There's no telephone on it. Does that make sense?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

I said to my kids recently, I said, well, when I was a kid in the Computer room. And they were like, what? And I was like, yes. We had a designated desk in a room with a computer.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

And they were like, why? And I was like, because you used to not be able to put them on your lap and just type. Yeah. Blown away. They were like a computer room.

[B]

Yeah. We all shared it.

[D]

Yeah. That's a waste.

[A]

And do you remember that, like, if you get an. Anything from Apple, like an iPhone, it comes in a really nice box.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It's just beautiful. But back in the day when you'd get the big VTRs.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And if the thing was the size of a bale of hay, the box was the size of a shack.

[D]

Right.

[A]

They really want those things to survive the transport.

[D]

What was the computer? A gateway. Do you remember that? And it had the cow print.

[A]

Huge.

[C]

I remember. Dude, you're getting a Dell. Remember that?

[B]

That was big.

[A]

But. But your point was. I think that when. When you hear that sound for some it. There's kind of a. Oh, yeah. Like a Pavlovian. When you said I'm twitching. There was a point at which for someone to. In those days, what would you. You would download pornography.

[B]

Sure. And it was slow.

[A]

And by you, I don't mean the collective you, I mean Josh.

[B]

Yeah. The video would just sort of come down.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Very slowly. And it would start at the top and then it would start to fill in like. Well, her eyebrows look out. I guess I'll continue this for the next 50.

[A]

What's the movie where the fax machine is? Remember that when the movie. The. And the fax machine is.

[B]

Usual Suspects has a very big fax machine scene.

[A]

Yeah. When the. It's starting to show the face. What? Line by line.

[C]

That's Usual Suspects.

[A]

But we remember when the fax machine was the biggest thing in radio because it was so cool. You could finally hear from intelligent people.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Well, no, because before that it was. It was just the request line and. Okay, sir, we'll play Ozzy for you. Okay, sir, we'll play Ozzy for you. Okay, sir, we'll play. As you could finally get. You know, some neurologist could defect that he would. He would text in and. Or fax in, rather. Anyway, Goodbye, aol.

[D]

All right, Tim, are your kids on devices? I know they're pretty little, but.

[E]

Yeah, but still the iPad and certainly our phones and we. We had a guy putting in trees in our house last week and he cracked our Internet.

[C]

Oh, good Lord.

[E]

So just. See ya. They couldn't come over for four days. You can't explain to a three year old that he can't watch Spider man and he's like, what do you mean we can't. It was, it was, it was terrible. We had to take him to a park.

[B]

Oh, gross.

[E]

Play with them.

[A]

Wow. Yeah. So probably want a wagon soon. Or a bike. Maybe a sled.

[E]

Who knows? Basketball, post swimming.

[A]

What are we, cavemen? Do you think that I've often said there has to be someone who's got. And the word is not imprint. I forget what it is. But they, they have to do it old school. Is there like an ao? Is AOL gonna make a comeback for a certain, like vinyl records? They're gonna be.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, and there was just. No, it's, there's no reason.

[E]

Yeah, but speak speaking when you would do the adult sites and have to wait for it. We talk about this with music a lot. That it was. You missed the chase. Sometimes you find that favorite record you're looking for.

[A]

Right.

[E]

It's more satisfying because you gotta go find it. Was that the case when you were waiting for the women to download?

[B]

No, it was terrible because, because like Jess said, there was a computer. There was a computer.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And so my parents would leave and then I, it was just me racing to get porn before their grocery store trip was done. It was awful.

[A]

Hey, Josh.

[E]

I forgot my purse.

[A]

Jeez.

[D]

Oh, and I assume you had to fight your brothers for screen time. Right? Right.

[B]

You know you have a sign up sheet. Hey, you're five minutes over. Jeff, come on.

[D]

No, we, I, I, no, you were the horniest brother.

[B]

I think I was the horniest brother.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I love that movie. Oh, yeah, that was with Sydney.

[B]

Bo.

[A]

Thank you. I was hoping, I was hoping, hoping you would pick a substantially famous African American actor for the Horniest Brother. Thank you. I, I've always thought that there has to be someone that you could probably go on whatever, ebay right now and buy. What's it called? What's the word I'm looking for? Vcr. Porno.

[D]

Sure. That whole process.

[A]

What did I say?

[B]

You said vcr.

[A]

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. The big things you'd load in. There has to be someone who has like a fixation on that era. Not, not only the, not only the content, but as you say, that ritual of getting the thing and shoving it in. There's probably someone still out there. They're going to be pretty old that has to have a 16 millimeter projector and then the smell of the film and the, is part of the, is part of the whole Thing.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

Anyway, so long.

[C]

Aol.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

How many thousand of those was. Remember those? What were they? CD ROMs. One of those things that. Yeah, you'd get them in the mail constantly.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

100 free hours. Yeah, something like that. Right?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, you get the. You get the dvd, the CD and the mail. Oh, yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Well, speaking of old times, why don't we check in with today in history? How about that? What do you think?

[C]

You think right now?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

For today. October number three. The third day of October. Tom, what happened on this day?

[A]

Do you love the fact that the scratchy sound of the old record is part of it? Happy birthday, Chubby Checker. Not as old as I thought he'd be.

[C]

Come on, baby. 78.

[A]

Born in 1941. So he's about 70, 74. Wow.

[B]

Both feet. Still.

[A]

Real name Chubby Checker's real name. A Fat Ass Phil.

[B]

Oh, okay. Yeah. That didn't play in Peoria, though.

[A]

They had to change.

[B]

They had to clean it up.

[A]

Yeah, they just made that name up because of Fats Domino. Fats Domino.

[C]

Isn't his name like Richard diamond or something?

[B]

Dick Diamond. Dick Diamond. You've been on this show, too?

[C]

I have. Even my guesses are just filth.

[A]

Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy, famous magician and tiger treat. 1949. Lindsay Buckingham.

[B]

She is terrific.

[A]

The great guitar player.

[C]

Wait a minute. What day, what year do you say Chubby Checker? It says here is 1941. So 84.

[A]

What did I say?

[C]

774. I think we were way up.

[A]

We have, let's see. Lindsay Buckingham from Fleetwood Mac. Stevie Ray Vaughan, great guitarist. Died in a helicopter crash. Very sad. Al Sharpton. The Reverend Al Sharpton used to be kind of heavy, and now he's super, super skinny.

[C]

Chubby Checker's real name is Ernest Evans.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Ernie.

[A]

I like Chubby Checker.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

That's better. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Gwen Stefan.

[C]

No. Holla something.

[B]

Hollaback girl.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, she ain't.

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

So if. If I see a woman on the street and I'm driving by and I holler at her, hey, baby, where are you going? She's not gonna bother with me. She's not gonna holler back.

[A]

That's what that means.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, I thought it was like a store.

[B]

I don't understand that.

[A]

You know, like, I'm not a Nordstrom. Yeah. Or like a Nordstrom or. I had no idea.

[B]

Okay. No, I'm not surprised you had no idea, but I am there's so much.

[C]

You don't have any idea.

[A]

So is it. Is it spelled holler back?

[B]

No, it's Holla. But that's the. You know, the. The fun way. The par.

[A]

Trying to fool us with your bad spelling. You're not kidding me. No.

[B]

No. She kidded you for years, apparently. Did you thought it was a Nordstrom?

[C]

Hollas, Hollabacks. Hollaback.

[A]

Sounds like a store. Hollowbacks.

[E]

Pick some things up.

[C]

Why don't you stop at Hollis?

[B]

Come on.

[A]

1863, President Lincoln did what? On this day.

[C]

Did not keep his head down. No.

[B]

Refused to remove his hat during a play.

[C]

That's right.

[A]

He declared officially the holiday of Thanksgiving.

[C]

Oh, that was Lincoln.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Son of a guy.

[A]

And interestingly enough, he also had the US government take 10% of honey baked ham.

[B]

A smart move, though. Yeah. Yeah, they're really getting.

[A]

Delicious and delightful honey baked ham back.

[C]

In 86 stock in 1863. Boy, I bet it'd be worth.

[A]

Yeah, that's a good ham. That is a fine ham.

[C]

I lost interest right there.

[A]

1941, the Maltese Falcon premieres in New York City.

[C]

So you're a falcon guy? Not a falcon.

[A]

Falcon. The Maltese Falcon. Falcon.

[B]

Were you Falcon Crest or Falcon Crest on either?

[A]

I would never watch that. Stupid.

[C]

You find Lorenzo Llamas sexually stimulating in any way?

[A]

No. Okay.

[B]

Oh, he said it too quickly.

[A]

Maltese Falcon.

[B]

A great.

[A]

You ever. Ever seen that?

[D]

I haven't.

[A]

Humphrey Bogart. Sydney Green Street. Peter Lorre.

[D]

Sounds great, right?

[C]

Sounds great is what she said.

[A]

That's the movie, I think, in which Humphrey Bogart is. You see him fill out a letter and he just writes the name of the person in the street. And then. City. Well, I mean, just write C I, T, Y. I don't know if you can still do that. If they see that and go, that means it's within the city limits.

[C]

I think if you put a guy's name and the zip code, it'll get there. They don't even need. I don't think they need city or state.

[A]

The greatest show of all time, the Andy Griffith show. Premiered on CBS in the state in 1970. 60.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Remember the very special episode when Opie did coke?

[A]

Oh, that's the one where Barney joins ice.

[C]

Well, you know who's a cokehead with Barney? He was so nervous and jittery all the time.

[B]

Jeez.

[A]

Hey, Andy, you holding?

[C]

Tweak it.

[B]

Lay off the powder this morning, Barn.

[A]

And then a year later was a big pot man. Okay, a year later.

[B]

Sorry, what did you say?

[C]

I Bald Aunt B is what we're saying.

[A]

This is one of the.

[C]

I bet Aunt B was a fun.

[A]

No, she was impossible. Andy hated her in real life. She was.

[C]

She was really.

[A]

She was really difficult on set.

[C]

What are you talking about?

[A]

I get the Andy Griffith newsletter every month.

[B]

That's not.

[C]

In any newsletter that Aunt B was a. That's not gonna come. What?

[A]

Well, read her daughter.

[B]

She's pretty hot when she was young, right?

[C]

As an actress.

[A]

Right.

[B]

They show photos, swimsuits, Jugsy, I would imagine.

[A]

Oh, jugs. This is an amazing day because on this date, Dick Van Dyke appeared. That. The Great Dick Van dyke show in 1961. And at the same day, Mr. Ed, both on CBS. Two of the greatest shows of all time, you know. Are you familiar with Mr. Ed?

[C]

Two of the greatest shows of all time? Time?

[A]

Oh, are you kidding?

[E]

That was a big nick at night.

[B]

Yeah, for sure.

[E]

Constant. When I was a kid, I watched so much Mr. Ed.

[A]

And then OJ Simpson found not guilty of murder on this date in 1995.

[C]

Son of a gun.

[B]

He did a show called Mrs. Dead. At first it was called Mr. Behead, but.

[A]

Oh, no. Keep trying.

[B]

Keep going.

[A]

Yeah, it's very unpleasant.

[C]

Very, very.

[B]

Tonight's episode.

[A]

And then, unfortunately, on this date in 2003, the tiger attacked Roy Horn. Oh, on his birthday, no less.

[D]

What a way to celebrate.

[A]

Yeah, not.

[E]

And he's no longer with us.

[A]

Are they both. They're both gone. They're both gone. Oh, yeah.

[B]

The tiger and Roy.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The tiger know.

[C]

No. Well, how do you know so quickly? Although in this Siegfried and Roy newsletter, maybe. All right.

[A]

But yeah, no, the. The tiger attacked him.

[C]

You know, Bob and I went to see Siegfried and Roy in Vegas. We were like, you know, we were stage side. It was really near those two guys.

[B]

Was the show just tiger tricks or did they do magic?

[C]

They did magic. Magic and things like. But they both had, like, giant COD pieces on. It was crazy. It was. They were really large.

[E]

Was it a good show?

[C]

It was okay. Yeah. It was real.

[A]

Were the tight. Was there a fence? So if the tigers.

[C]

Yeah, there was something that was keeping them out of the.

[A]

They could run into the audience.

[C]

Out of the audience. Yeah.

[B]

And were both of them just gay as old Paris?

[C]

Gay is key.

[A]

Nice that they found each other. Sad about. Sad about.

[C]

I don't know. Were they loving?

[B]

I think in the beginning.

[A]

Sad about the guy getting. You know. Although I guess Cincinnati Bengals fans were happy that night. Bengals won, which is a rarity this year.

[B]

I guess it's Sort of amusing.

[C]

Is it worth saying? Was it worth saying? Was it worth.

[A]

See, there's a Bengal tiger, you see.

[B]

Oh, he thinks we didn't get it.

[A]

He killed the guy.

[C]

He always thinks we don't get it.

[A]

Right. For the throat, just.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Did he die right?

[B]

No, he didn't die.

[E]

But I think he was, I think that was the beginning of him. It was bad.

[B]

You don't, you don't really come back.

[E]

Yeah, you never really.

[A]

You're always telling us those giant throat wounds. Speaking of oj, let's check in with this, the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by Lean Lean from Brick House Nutrition. This is kind of cool and interesting. Anyway, doctors call what happens to a lot of Americans weight cycling. What does that mean? Well, it means over the course of a lifetime, the person hitting 60, the average person has lost and regained several hundred pounds. Not good for you. It puts you at risk for diabetes, liver damage, heart attack and other stuff. Weight cycling, not a good thing. Like I said, it's putting a strain on your body. So the idea is to lose weight slowly and carefully. And that's where Lean comes in. It's a non prescription created by the doctors at Brickhouse Nutrition. It's an oral supplement. So it's not something where you have to give yourself a shot or an injection. It's not a GLP1 injectable. The science behind Lean is very impressive. It's designed to help maintain healthy blood sugar. Lean is designed to control appetite and cravings. And lean helps burn fat by converting it to energy. And burning fat helps keep the weight off. So if you're interested and you're thinking about losing some weight the right way, check out Lean. Get all the [e-mail] While you're there, use the code word Tom. That'll knock 20% off the cost of lean. It's something developed by doctors and once again, it's not a, you don't have to get a syringe or anything. Takelean.com, it's an oral supplement. Results vary, of course. These statements and products have not been evaluated by the fda. They're not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease and they're not a substitute for care from your healthcare provider. Check out the [e-mail] l e a n takelean.com and the code is tom for 20% off. We're to come back with comedian Tim Convey and a really interesting story about some loose animals. Among the places Ohio, there's some loose yaks huh. We'll, of course, have to play yakety sax here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. So this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel here.

[C]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[D]

Hello.

[C]

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[B]

Remember our guest, Tim Convey in a band, Ludo. For those of you who remember what was the heyday? 2006.

[E]

2008.

[B]

2008. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Ludo. Have you ever heard of Ludo, Tom? I.

[A]

Only the Bosc Ax song.

[B]

You guys were on Leno.

[E]

Yeah, we did Leno and we did Jimmy Kimmel.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I think we did the Boss Gags thing last time I was here.

[A]

Oh, it's my own.

[C]

Yeah, that's on Brand. That's on Brand for us.

[A]

You know the odds of people hearing it or the band.

[B]

Ludo. Were you named after the monster in Labyrinth?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

The Jim Henson.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Movie with David Bowie. Ludo Friend Cody Pieces. One of the best of all time. And yeah, Tom, you were very interested in last time, so I brought you a Ludo.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Oh, very nice.

[E]

We talked a lot of Ludo last time.

[C]

That is cool, talking to Ludo.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're ripping off Kiss.

[E]

Yes. 100.

[B]

You could say homage.

[E]

Why wouldn't you?

[A]

Did you guys have a hit Tip of the cap?

[E]

We did for Alternative Radio in 2008. Our song was number eight on the charts.

[A]

Wow. I think that call. That's great. Yeah, yeah. What was your instrument?

[E]

Keys. I played keys. Keys, which is very unimpressive.

[A]

No, no, no. The chicks dig it. Yeah. Wow. I want to find something special for you. It's going to take me a minute. Okay. Oh, can you guys talk among yourselves?

[B]

Of course, yeah.

[C]

Hell, yeah.

[E]

I was excited. I'm. If you guys don't mind, I'm excited to come in and see you guys, but I'm also excited to get. Get a T shirt. Last time I was here, I got a Bob and Tom T shirt. Became one of my favorite shirts.

[B]

I forgot that you're a big T shirt collector. Legitimately, yes.

[E]

Though I also realize that that means different things because I talked to somebody, he's like I collect T shirts. I'm like, so do I. And he's like, oh, man, I just found this. This guns N roses 92 South American tour T shirt. I'm like, oh, we collect in very different ways. I accumulate T shirts. I get like, the free ones at the gas stations, the chest cheetah ones.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

But I was really excited. I wore my Bob and Tom T shirt all the time.

[A]

It was great.

[E]

And I wore it. My wife and I went to Mexico. I wore it in Mexico. And this guy, we approached this big bar outside, and this guy from across the bar, so everyone can hear it, goes, who is this Bob and Tom? Like, threatening? And then I'm like, trying to figure out how to answer that. And another guy at the bar goes, it's a comedy show. It's a radio show. It's a comedy. And they're barking back and forth. And I excuse myself from the conversation, but I wore that shirt to smithereen, so I got to replace that.

[B]

Nice.

[E]

My wife and I always say to each other, every time I'd wear it, we'd go, who is this Bob and Tom?

[A]

I hope it was sexy. To me, it was good. And that's why you are the godfather of my son, Tim Jr. And we were having a discussion off there. I learned something interesting. You. You. One of your sons, your name is Tim.

[E]

It is.

[A]

And your son's. One of your son's names is Tim. Yep. So he is Tim Jr.

[E]

He's the third.

[A]

Oh, he's the third. Okay. But so I was asking, what's the distinction between the second? You can be. He could be Tim the second.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I looked it up and it's usually if someone is the second, it's like. Like their brother's kid. Right?

[D]

Okay.

[A]

But it's not necessarily so. So you could be Tim II, and some people prefer the second to junior, etc. Etc.

[E]

But you're named after a family member that isn't your father. Then you're the second if you're named after a grandfather and uncle or something.

[A]

Yeah, but it. That. It doesn't always stick. So it's not. It's not written in stone. Now, we have a couple stories I want to get to in the news of interest, but let's find out more about you. Now, are you a good dad? Do you take your kids.

[C]

Half ass?

[B]

What.

[A]

What defines being a good dad for you?

[E]

I always ask people that, you know, like, especially starting later, like, ask people for advice, and people are like, you want to be a good dad? Never miss a game. That's like a big thing people always say and I don't know how important that is. My dad missed game games. My dad did real estate. My dad missed a game one time because he was closing a deal on a big industrial space. So he missed a game. And we went to Disney World that year. So it worked out pretty well. Take next season off. I want to go to Euro Disney.

[C]

Let's see.

[E]

Yeah, my buddy's like, I had a great dad. My dad never missed a game. I had a guy. Your dad was betting on all of those games. Dad was running a sports book in the entire CYC league when we were growing up.

[A]

Oh, that's classic.

[E]

Yeah, we guys had to move when you had to sell your house. It's because Billy Bartel's missed that penalty kick at Mary, Queen of Peace.

[A]

Tim Convey is our guest. That is so true. I have heard that for some. I never missed a game. That is an absolute true fact. Thank you for bringing it up. Tim is doing his thing with Greg Warren at Dr. Grins in Grand Rapids and also Sunday, two shows in Madison, Wisconsin at Comedy on State. Now, is your show as user friendly as Tim's, as Greg's with respect to the quality of the language?

[E]

Oh, yes, for sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And that like the name, nice and.

[A]

Clean special for sure.

[E]

Yeah, very clean. And yeah, it's not like four children or anything, but it's the stuff, you know, you can listen to with the, the kids.

[A]

Not as offensive as this program. We're going to talk to Willie G coming up. He is on the road as well. We got a bunch of great people out there there doing comedy. Willie G. And Greg Hahn are in Lexington at Comedy Off Broadway tonight and tomorrow. And we got Haywood Banks out there in Springfield, Ohio with the State Theater tonight and tomorrow. We are coming right back. This is the These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. All right.

[C]

Welcome back to the Bob To Show.

[A]

One more hour before it's back to the pad.

[C]

Jess Hooker at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[D]

Here I am.

[C]

There's Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi there.

[C]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How about that special guest, huh? Yeah.

[A]

We in the studio, studio we have a comedian, Tim Convey. He is en route to Grand Rapids, Michigan tonight and tomorrow. Then Madison, Wisconsin, Sunday, a special show added with Greg Warren, Sunday afternoon, and I believe calling us from Lexington, Kentucky, right now. Willie G. Willie, are you there?

[F]

Hey, how you guys doing?

[A]

Very good.

[B]

Hey, Willie, I have a proposition for you.

[F]

Yeah, go ahead.

[B]

It's a new stage name, and I just want to know how you feel about it. This is for you. How do you feel about going by Willie G. Willikers or even just G. Willikers? You know what?

[F]

I'm not sure I'm in until we develop a catchphrase. But, yeah, if we get a catchphrase, Willie G. Willikers. Yeah, that can play.

[B]

The catchphrase is.

[A]

You know, I like everything that's happening here, but I think Willie's right. We need something a little more.

[C]

How would you get that on a T shirt?

[A]

Yeah, see, that's the thing. You have something that you could make me more like in a language perhaps.

[B]

Boy, I haven't.

[A]

If someone who says, gee Willikers, what exactly is. Are they frightened?

[B]

Oh, no. I mean, I think the true definition of G Willikers is.

[A]

This is very helpful.

[E]

I'm gonna take that if Willy.

[A]

So, Willie, I'd like to open by apologizing. How's it. How's it going? You're working with Greg Hahn, right? Am I getting this correct? Correct?

[F]

Yeah. We're in Lexington. It's beautiful here. I actually. I wanted to open by apologizing to Tim. Tim. Sorry. My dad asked you. Are you a good dad?

[A]

I wanted to get some pointers.

[F]

Yeah, you gotta understand, Tim, I got an old dad. My dad had me when he was 40, so he was already old when I was growing up. And then When I was 20, my dad had a new kid. I was in college. You know, awkward it is to go to your dad and be like, hey, man, you gotta be safe out there.

[B]

You guys.

[A]

I appreciate that, that I tried my best, Willie, I did. You should have seen Tim's face when I told him, you know, I still have a nine year old. And he gave me the what? I get that a lot.

[F]

I have kind of a funny story that starts as. Not a funny story, but. Tim. About seven years ago, my little sister Finn had to get a tumor removed. Had to get brain surgery. And it was really scary, and I wanted to be there that morning. So I drove down and it was me and my dad and my stepmom in the elevator. And I don't know if you know this about old dads. When they have an old. A new kid, they get rid of old mom. They get new mom. New mom's a Newer model. She's a little younger. So we're all in this elevator. It's not funny. It's tense. You can feel it in the air. I'd imagine it feels a lot like the room you're in right now. And the nurse is trying to make my little sister feel better and she goes, honey, I know it's a scary day, but look at how many people love you and want to support you on your big scary day. She goes, your mom's here. Points at her mom and she goes, your dad's here. Points at me and she goes, and grandpa loves you so much. She Woke up at 4am Just to be with you. And then pointed at my dad. He couldn't even deal with the age difference thing. He just goes, excuse me, miss. Grandpa wakes up for work every day.

[A]

Then you do your sound effects.

[B]

It kind of works.

[A]

Willie G. Son, son number two joins us from Lexington. How's Mr. Greg Hahn doing these days?

[F]

Man, Greg's great. He's moving, shaking down there in Florida. He's always got a million different things going on. He told me about. He's hanging out with some 32 year old girl that smokes the Delta 9 weed, the legal weed. He's all over the place, man. It's fun talking to him.

[A]

Always Hahn. He always has some weird project involving his conduct.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

It's like, well, I've. I found a table made out of chocolate cake, but I can't figure out how to get it up to the. What?

[B]

That's very odd.

[A]

Very odd. Odd fellow. And one of the funniest, weirdest guys. And have you ever seen Greg Han's act too? No. It is amazing. Yeah, it's. It's not land based. In fact, it's not earth based. I don't know what it is. I can't describe it.

[B]

I had breakfast with him a week or two ago and he. There was where it was. Serve your own coffee. So it was a nice place. But you go up and you get your own coffee. And he went to the container marked snickerdoodle and he poured himself a cup and I go, oh, you like the snickerdoodle, huh? And he goes, I don't know what it's called.

[C]

It's delicious.

[A]

There you go. Yeah, that's him. Willie G. Is our guest once again. Lexington, Kentucky. And are you guys on your way there?

[E]

Eventually Greg is there with our buddy Sean. I'm not able to do Lexington, but dad duties. What a great spot. Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Gotta find me, show up. Yep. Game Day.

[E]

The cable will be fixed by then, so we should be.

[A]

All right.

[E]

Get that TV going.

[A]

Wow, Willie, what was your favorite show? When. How old is your son? Three. Three. When you were three years old, do you remember what you watched on tv?

[F]

I mean, yeah, your house is pretty inappropriate. I think I watch the airplane a lot.

[A]

I didn't have any of those safeguards. I did not have time to figure that out.

[C]

My God.

[A]

All right, Willie, well, we will talk soon. Are you in the studio next week?

[F]

Yeah, I'm going to Peoria. I'm doing Peoria, the Jukebox Comedy Club. And then that's next weekend. And then in a couple weeks, I'll be at Go Bananas with Greg, so I'll be stopping down a few times, hang out.

[A]

All right, good. We'll look forward to seeing you.

[F]

Now, you excited about the. That. Are you excited about the new Taylor Swift album? The girls have been texting me all morning. You're so excited.

[A]

Oh, my God. It's all I hear. I. I came in last. Last evening. I. I had to go do something. I came back in And Finn, who's 12, is jumping up and down. You're not going to believe it.

[B]

You're not.

[A]

I thought, oh, my God. I knew she had a math test. I figured she'd done well on it. No, no, no. It's the new Taylor Swift album, and.

[B]

They'Re, like, listening parties at movie theaters or something.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like a big thing.

[D]

And it already dropped midnight. Okay.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I know that she's ordered the vinyl. Oh, cool.

[C]

So.

[A]

But I'm sure it will. She'll be listening to it digitally today. Yeah.

[F]

Have you come around on her fiance, Travis? Kelsey, I know you used to not like him because you guys are both from Shaker Heights. Cleveland Heights.

[A]

Cleveland. He's. You're right. He's. He went to Cleveland Heights High School.

[F]

And I know that you don't like him because you guys are from the same part of the country, but you talk different. Like, you talk like a broadcaster, and he talks like he sells vapes on a cruise ship. All right, you guys, that's Willie G. Williker signing off.

[A]

I'm seeing Merch. Willie G. Williker.

[C]

What about Will? Willie G. Wiz. What about that?

[A]

Yeah, I think Willikers is.

[C]

Willikers is too cony.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Willie G. Wiz.

[B]

Hey, look, he's got a lot to think about.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Don't you, Willie?

[F]

Willie G. Wiz will be really good on my new podcast, Willie G's Steak. It's Cheesesteak inspired. Cheesesteak themed. We're gonna see what happens.

[B]

I can't wait to hear.

[A]

Thank you. All right, we gotta. We gotta check in at the SILAC Insurance news desk real quick. What's going on over there? You got anything?

[D]

Yeah, let's find one. Purdue University announced. Announced that scientists will embark on an expedition to the South Pacific to determine if a visual anomaly in a lagoon in Nicu Mar. Nick Nicumaro Island.

[B]

Don't worry. Nothing could go wrong with that word.

[D]

I know, right?

[A]

Geez.

[C]

My goodness.

[D]

Scared to death all morning. If it is Earhart's missing Lockheed Electra 10E airplane.

[B]

Why did you. You had to put in the make and model.

[C]

Oh, yeah. That's the way he is. Yeah. Doesn't it want to just punch him in the face? Doesn't he want to just.

[A]

Well, I think.

[C]

Here he goes.

[A]

For those with a slightly higher level.

[C]

Of sophistication, I think that might be a plane in the water. I don't know.

[A]

It could be two logs.

[B]

That's like a series of peers.

[A]

Yeah, it's. The one wing is off, but apparently there are aerial photographs from 50 years ago that show that same thing.

[B]

Doesn't even look like a plane.

[D]

The object was first noticed in satellite imagery in 2020.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

And later confirmed to be visible on aerial photos taken on the island's lagoon as far back as 1938.

[B]

Why? Why, if that were a plane, it. Wouldn't it have been seen before all this? I don't get this.

[A]

Yeah, but what's. What's really interesting to me is that I. I didn't realize she had been a professor or a consultant at Purdue University for quite some time.

[D]

She had, yes. She was a women's career counselor in 1935, two years before she crashed. That was only 80 some years ago.

[B]

A woman's career counselor in 1935.

[D]

Yeah, I know, right?

[B]

People would walk. Women would walk in. She'd just go, no, that's nothing for you. Go home.

[A]

I mean, that's. That's revolutionary. That's great. But what if. Here's what's troubling about this story.

[C]

Learn to shop for groceries.

[A]

Read the last paragraph of this. And this, to me, is a little bit of an. Read the last paragraph.

[D]

The recently opened Amelia Earhart terminal at Purdue Airport honors her legacy as a valued boilermaker. She is also remembered across campus through facilities, programs and clubs.

[A]

But should you name? I mean, would you name? I don't know.

[B]

I see what you're saying, but she still did plenty. You know, like.

[A]

No, but do you name. There's not a JFK junior Airport?

[B]

Well, no, but that's way different.

[A]

There's not an O.J. simpson, Ford Bronco dealers.

[B]

You're just having fun.

[A]

Not Buddy Holly International Airport.

[E]

I. I didn't know. It's funny that she's a career counselor and probably told women to do different things, follow their dreams or whatever, and then you're. This woman, gives you all this advice, and then she goes and crashes a plane. Like, I don't have to listen to her anymore. Maybe. Maybe she didn't have the best plans.

[A]

Yeah, just. Does it look like a plane and that. It just looks like it could be a couple of logs.

[E]

Do you see those flight goggles hanging from the.

[B]

Oh, that's.

[A]

See, I thought it would be in the deep water, and that looks like it's 30ft offshore.

[D]

Right, but. So did it wash up?

[B]

No, nothing.

[D]

Because it says that there's pictures of this that date back to as far as 1938, which was a year after the plane crash.

[E]

Does the discovery of this timed with their opening of their new Purdue Wings promotional. Like, you make a good point. We just opened the Amelia Earhart center, and you're not going to believe what we found.

[A]

So I'm assuming that island is uninhabited.

[B]

I was gonna say, is anybody considered, I don't know, landing, rappelling down, and.

[A]

Maybe that's what they're doing. Okay, they're launching an expedition.

[C]

Why don't you call them up? Hello, remote island. How you doing? What's going on? Can you run out in the bay and check and see if that's a plane? Oh, yeah. Hang on just a second. Nope, it's just logs.

[A]

That would be interesting if. If she had gotten that close to shore.

[D]

Yeah. Maybe she's out. Maybe she's on the island somewhere.

[C]

You don't know?

[A]

She would be quite elderly, you know?

[B]

Yes, but it's a magic island where the water, you drink it and.

[A]

Oh, there's the smoke monster.

[B]

Oh, my. John Locke.

[C]

They call her old white devil lady.

[A]

Ah.

[B]

She's impervious to poison tip arrows.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

Noonan's dad, though.

[B]

Yeah, you can still see his skull on a pike.

[A]

Interesting story. I hope they find it. That'd be great, but we'll see.

[B]

Well, you didn't want to have fun with that story, did you?

[C]

No.

[B]

You really very serious about this?

[A]

I completely. I just think naming something in an airport might be a mistake. I don't know. Just saying.

[B]

Oh, Ace is Pointing to me.

[A]

They don't have a brand of Kool Aid named after a certain country in Central America.

[C]

You mean Go Juice?

[B]

I'm just saying, hey, we're all in this together.

[C]

About time for some Guyana Go Juice.

[A]

And, you know, it wasn't Kool Aid either. It was a lesser brand. But drinking the Kool Aid has become the way to go.

[B]

I think somebody complained, hey, this doesn't taste, like, cool, you know, hey, there are lesser brands of everything out there. You can get a lesser stereo, you can get a lesser car, but if you want top of the line steak, you go to Omaha Steaks. I, I was, you know, I was expecting more for that seamless segue, that's all.

[C]

Oh, you don't want a lesser steak?

[B]

No, not at all.

[C]

God, no.

[B]

The holidays are still a couple months off, but here's the thing. Time flies. Halloween, it's time to really start thinking about this stuff. You get to remind everyone you're the best in the kitchen with Omaha Steaks. When you get yourself some and when you order some for them. Omaha Steaks offers an exclusive lineup of USDA certified tender steaks and their fan favorite, filets mignon. That's right, Tim. That's the plural of filet mignon.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

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[C]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Words hurt, you know, they do. They really do. There's Jess Hooker, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello, Chick McGee. In the studio with us, comedian Tim Conveyor. Good to see you, Tim. On his way to Grand Rapids, Michigan. Then Sunday, Madison, Wisconsin, with Greg Warren and Tim, father of two young boys, one in three.

[E]

One and three.

[A]

A lot of diapers. A lot of diapers, different sizes.

[E]

The oldest one, the oldest one is finally potty trained. He took his.

[A]

Oh, really?

[E]

He took his time, but he got there. And then the other one. Yeah, a lot, a lot of diapers. And we were flying a bunch lately because the people keep getting married and my brother's getting, my brother's getting married in France next year. So I have to take these two kids. I know. And there's nothing I can do because all our families are going over there. So there's nobody to leave them with. And it's the anxiety, just about that. It's all I'm thinking about all the time.

[B]

Why would he do that?

[E]

He's inconsiderate.

[A]

And so.

[B]

Because he doesn't have kids.

[E]

He doesn't know. And his wife, I mean, his wife, like they want to get married in France.

[C]

Okay, so what?

[A]

You know the destination. What? Weddings should be illegal.

[C]

It's illegal.

[A]

Unless they provide the plane. A charter. Yeah, one non stop. It's gonna cost you a fortune.

[E]

Unbelievable. And I won't have an ounce of fun. It's all those things we, I mean, this is all new to me. None of this is profound. People have experienced this. But you, you know, we went on a vacation with my wife's family and we all shared a house. And it's great. And it's, you're not, it's not a vacation. It's. You're taking the show on the road.

[A]

Right.

[E]

It's a new, with new sharp corners and staircases and everything else. And the problem is when you share space with people who are on vacation, it makes it even worse because they're like, I'm gonna go take a nap on the beach and then go play golf in a little bit. And you're like, that's great. I've got to make sure this one doesn't kill this one and they don't go back to, you know, fall into the water.

[D]

Right.

[E]

And I'm gonna go to France, which is. That'll be incredible. It'll be beautiful. Everyone around me will be having a.

[A]

Great time.

[E]

And I just gotta survive it.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

More wine? Yeah. Everyone's talking that gibberish. Yeah. We have a Ms. Hooker over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[D]

A surprising site greeted teachers at Indian Lake Middle School in Ohio on Monday. A herd of escaped yaks grazing on the school grounds. Just before lunch, the yaks had escaped from Hidden Nook Ranch, located about a mile outside Lewistown.

[B]

Hidden nookie is what I call it.

[D]

Yaks are large, hairy animals, you know, they sure are, if you didn't know.

[A]

There we go.

[C]

Look at the size of that thing.

[A]

Look at the horns on that thing.

[B]

Look at that.

[A]

That's his leg.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, they get. He's. They've got that. That hump on the back.

[B]

What? Humphrey.

[D]

School officials immediately alerted local authorities. Deputies blocked the exit to the school and cleared traffic along County Road 91 to ensure safety.

[B]

Do we know how many yaks in the year in the herd?

[C]

Oh, I love it. I love this. Yeah.

[D]

It doesn't say.

[C]

Heard of yaks. Of course I heard a yaks. All right.

[A]

They're scary. We could hurt somebody.

[B]

I mean, they're. I think they are massive, aren't they?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Would you say how much they weigh?

[D]

Twelve hundred pounds up to six feet tall? Yes. When. When ranch owners arrived, they attempted to corral the animals back into the trailer, but the yaks were not cooperative.

[B]

They didn't want it.

[C]

Oh, man. They hate that trailer. I don't know what's happened in the trail, but they hate.

[D]

Faculty, staff.

[C]

Like, anything to get out of there.

[D]

And ranch hands used portable gates to guide them back home. No students were hurt, and they were able to attend lunch in the cafeteria.

[A]

Oh, all right.

[B]

Well, that's good.

[A]

It was like my high school cafeteria. There were more yaks after they ate. After they ate Gunther's Goo Goo Gravy.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

They're huge.

[D]

They are. They're pretty.

[B]

Yeah. You like those?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

They look like they have a pretty bones. Yeah. Yeah. Like they're wearing a skirt.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They do look like they're wearing hairy skirts.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

No, the other. Speaking of, Harry, this is the other. I was Unaware of these guys. Did you have the story about the bull that escaped in Connecticut?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Now, were you aware that the. Well, go ahead, tell them what it is.

[D]

A miniature Scottish Highland bull is on the loose in eastern Connecticut.

[C]

These are really cool looking.

[D]

The bull named Lefty.

[A]

There we go. A look at the bangs.

[D]

Oh, my gosh. She's adorable.

[A]

It's like a miniature cow, but it's got this weird haircut.

[C]

Hair obsessed Tom.

[D]

Is that the way his hair grows?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's not a haircut.

[C]

No. They don't get the. The cows out and cut their.

[A]

Had a haircut like that when I was 12.

[D]

There's a lot of little boys that have that haircut now, my son.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, it's very popular.

[D]

All in their face. The bull named Lefty escaped from the Sullivan brothers farm in North Franklin and has since been roaming the fields and forests of the surrounding area.

[B]

Let it.

[C]

Yeah. What's it. It's not hurting nobody.

[D]

No. Owner Kit Sullivan told CT Insider that he was introducing Lefty to the farm's other cow house, mostly full size Highlands, when Lefty got frightened by another bull and took off.

[C]

Well, of course, the little guy.

[D]

Yeah. Mr. Sullivan said that he has been spending eight hours a day, every day trying to track down and trap the bovine.

[A]

You know, this is. These little guys, these miniature Highland they. This is what they make sliders from.

[B]

Oh, I always wonder. Yeah, I always wondered there.

[C]

That's not funny.

[D]

They have to raise them for their fur, for their coat. That looks really soft and. Right. No.

[B]

Yeah, sure. I don't care.

[A]

Of course. Are they not raised for. For beef?

[D]

That's what. I don't know.

[E]

Yeah, I wouldn't think so.

[C]

I know.

[A]

Are the little female ones. Do they use those for those little milk bottles that they have at school? Cool.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

All right. Many of your cows create miniature things.

[A]

That one's. That one's for chocolate milk.

[C]

Luggage only. The Dopp kids.

[A]

I have a. What do they raise yaks for?

[D]

I think.

[A]

Why would there be a yak ranch? Is. Is it. Is yak milk some health food thing?

[D]

No, but there's yak yarn that you can use to. To, to knit. I have some yaki. It's like alpaca, like really soft.

[A]

Okay. Because it said that they. They had escaped from a yak ranch.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I'm just asking.

[D]

I don't know. Is there yak in the ancestral blend of meat that you eat?

[B]

Not that I've found.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I have bison and wild boar and chicken and venison yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Wait a minute. Hold on. Here we go.

[D]

Can we get a yak?

[A]

I just found it. It says yak meat is lean, high in protein and lower in cholesterol.

[C]

Sounds perfect.

[A]

Some ranches marketed as a healthier grass fed alternative. It says it has a. A sweet, delicate flavor.

[B]

Apparently they also weigh lower methane emissions. Oh, they're not as gassy.

[C]

It says that.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Huh.

[A]

Oh, I think we all don't you get the magazine. Yak flatulence Yakulants. They're. They're weak, Literally. Forum.

[B]

I go online and weigh in raising domestic yaks. They take up. They take up about a quarter of the space needed for a beef or dairy cow.

[C]

Can you milk them, Mama? Yak give.

[A]

Okay, now this place, this is a yak farm. It says they welcome visitors to see, feed, and take pictures with our yaks.

[C]

You know, my puppy dogs love yak cheese. They have a. A bar of yak cheese that they chew on.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it similar to like a. A cheddar we would eat?

[C]

Like, in terms of texture, it's very, very, very hard. And they chew on it and then when it's almost all gone, you can put in the microwave and it swells up again.

[D]

What?

[C]

Yeah. Crazy making it.

[A]

And they do make. As you said, Ms. Hooker, they do make yak yarn to make sweaters and scarves. Nerves.

[C]

Now, what just happened, Jess, is that I don't.

[B]

I'm sure you're always amazing.

[C]

Yes. Is that. We'll tell Tom something and then he'll go on the Internet and check to see if what we've just said is true.

[A]

She was speculating.

[C]

And then he'll get.

[D]

I wasn't speculating. I said I had some at home.

[B]

Right. And then he will present it to you like he. Like you had no idea.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

Look what you taught me, Tom.

[A]

Well, that's what he wants in the. In the current issue of Gas Light.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. You're the centerfold again, right?

[B]

I hate to tell you this, but I believe I speak on behalf of everybody your company is no longer enjoying.

[C]

You're insulting us.

[A]

Oh, wait a minute. There's more.

[B]

More yak stuff?

[A]

Yeah, they are crossbred with cattle. Oh, well, I'd like to get a look at that.

[C]

Huh?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. They're. This. This is true. This is.

[C]

Are they called yaddle?

[A]

They're close. They're called yakows.

[B]

Yakows.

[A]

Y A K O W S. I.

[B]

Know a guy from Dracow who grew.

[A]

They combine the hardiness of yaks with the productivity of cattle.

[C]

So there you go. He was never ready. He'd go, not now. I can't.

[A]

They're easy to get. They're easy to get along with, too.

[B]

They are.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Because you can never argue with it. Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak.

[B]

Well, you ought to know by now.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

Now, when we come back, are we gonna get the song out of you? Pat, you could have got it out.

[B]

Of me in the last 20 minutes.

[A]

Yeah, I'm ready to go. You can do it right now. We have time. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

The story was met with disdain for Ms. Earhart.

[A]

Well, they think there's a group at Purdue University that is going to go investigate what a great thing this. You get to fly to the South Pacific.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And they. They think they may have found the Amelia Earhart's plane. I'm not going to say the name of the plane because Josh gets all mad.

[B]

Well, the story didn't say plane. You had lock. The Lockheed F1, idiot.

[D]

Yeah, of course.

[C]

That's a left handed plane.

[A]

Those familiar with the story, the. The engineers of Purdue were part of the whole redesign of the plane, adding extra fuel, although apparently they. Hey, Joe, you want to top it off? He should have made that one. Take one more gallon. This is a song about Amelia Earhart's Eric.

[C]

Oh, Amelia, you crashed in a plane. For 88 years we've been searching Woe, Amelia, so sorry we're late. If you're still alive, you'd be 128 making plans to find that plane or Amelia and Fred Noonan's remains, her love life. She shouldn't matter to you if she.

[B]

Was sleeping with Fred or lgbtq.

[C]

Oh, Amelia, you flew around the globe so brash and so bold you dress plainly.

[B]

Oh, Amelia, it's your plane they say did you end up like Tom Hanks and cast away? Bring it home.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. Well worth it.

[A]

Thank you very much, Very much.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

I think this is a great story. I don't know why you guys aren't excited.

[B]

Well, the photographic evidence is lacking. I think that may not be a plane.

[A]

But if it is, you'll be wrong.

[B]

But it may not be Amelia's plane. Many, many planes go missing.

[C]

Yeah, they do.

[B]

Approximately 27,000 a year.

[C]

It's in his new book.

[A]

Well, speaking of missing, we may. We may have time to get to the missing gold that's been been found. And I've got a special treat for our guest comedian Tim Con.

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[C]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk is Jess Hooker.

[D]

Hi.

[C]

There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hello.

[C]

Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi there.

[C]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom, say hello to our guest, will you?

[A]

Hello, Tim. Convey. Tim, I'm sorry, I was, I, I'm very interested in this Purdue University search for Amelia Earhart's plane. I guess this, this bit of land is like a six day boat ride from anywhere.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

So it's really in a, it's a very remote spot. The one professor, I, I just got rid of the article. He said they're very likely to find her plane, but probably not her luggage.

[B]

Oh, yeah. It's not always.

[A]

Now, Tim, you were in a band. Yeah. Prior to becoming a comedian. Yes. And the band was called Ludo. And I just want to play something for you because you grew up in St. Louis. Yes. And you, you were kind of mentioning that your band was sort of a regional, had kind of a regional footprint. Yeah, to a degree. More famous in some places than others.

[C]

For sure.

[A]

Yeah. There was a song that was also a Regional hit hit called Lakeshore Drive. Very familiar. Great song. And I have a special edition of that I'm going to play just for you because your friend Josh Arnold is also from St. Louis. And we'll just give it a listen.

[B]

You got the real version there, huh?

[A]

That's the real song. Yeah. Now the. There's a Josh Arnold version of that song. That's. We. We had it custom done. It was done custom made for Josh by the. The gentleman who sang the original.

[E]

Is that right?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I don't remember if it was Aliota Haynes or Jeremiah. I think Haynes.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. And he had become a advocate for dogs, which was great. I mean, he was a big dog guy.

[B]

But I mentioned that song one day on the air, and nobody knew what I was talking about. I didn't know at the time that that was just kind of a regional thing.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[E]

I ran into that, too, and it.

[B]

Blew my mind because we heard it all the time and loved it.

[E]

Absolutely. Because for us, it's just as big as the Led Zeppelin song. You heard them. It's all the same thing. And somebody goes, I don't know what that is.

[A]

You're like. Like, I didn't know what it was. It was big in Chicago and St. Louis, and apparently that's about it. But there is a custom version which we're trying to dig up right now, and I hope we can find it before we have to leave. But in the meantime, let's find out more about you now. Yeah, this. This could go wrong. Don't ask a question you don't know the answer to. You. You are the father of two young boys. That's correct. One and three. Yes. Now, you are a man of a certain age. Age, I'm gonna say guess. 40.

[E]

I'm 45.

[A]

45, yeah. Let me do some math here. Are your parents still alive?

[E]

They are.

[A]

Oh, they're good. Yes. That was the tricky part of the question. Yes. Would have been a real problem, real short bit, if you weren't.

[E]

Well, thanks for listening.

[A]

Are they good now? Are they good at being grandparents?

[E]

They are. They're good. You learn things as you see them with your children. About that. Shed some light on sort of how.

[B]

How you grew up.

[A]

Up.

[E]

My kids are really, really. They're cute. I always thought I was a cute kid. Cute baby. Most people do think that. I realized the pictures you see of yourself as a baby, those are the ones your parents want you to see. They're doing a whole lot of curating.

[A]

Right.

[E]

I'm over at my Folks, I'm looking for stuff for my kids. I find a drawer is all the outtakes from my entire life.

[A]

Oh, nice.

[E]

I was a very ugly kid and I had no. Because you only see. You only see the good ones. I'm like, I thought I.

[A]

Cute kid.

[E]

My mom's like, you were. Three times. Those are the pictures in the hallway. Like, I don't even think that's me. I don't remember that ET Doll. She's like, that's your brother.

[B]

It's like going on a date with somebody you only know from Instagram.

[E]

Totally. Like, that can't possibly. What is this? It was a drawer. Like, they were like, go put it in the drawer. Like, every time. Devastating.

[A]

Now your kids are going to. When they're 25, they're going to have almost every day of their life high definition as a digital image.

[E]

I know, it's crazy. Yeah. They won't be able to get away from. It's a whole different world.

[A]

But you can edit out the soccer goals they miss.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

You can do your. Your own version of that.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And in fact, we're not even going to be necessary. Pretty soon with AI, they'll just say, draw a picture of. Draw a picture of Junior. Yeah. Yeah. If you're this big controversy now about the, the, the audience in the. Was it a Will Smith video?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Where they've got like six fingers and. Yep.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[B]

That's a slap in the face to his fans, isn't it?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

It's doctored. It's doctored. They added people to it. And because you can see people are holding up signs and the, the signs don't make any sense. And. Yeah, they faked it.

[A]

But they, they're. They. I heard an interview with a guy saying in a year from now, they'll all be perfect. Yeah. It's going to be impossible to tell what's real and what's fake. Oh, look, I'm getting phone calls.

[C]

Once again. Can you imagine if that would happen? He'd be mad until Tuesday.

[A]

I. I have it.

[C]

Well, then his phone goes off.

[A]

I have a technical question for. I'm getting. You get a lot of these spam calls.

[D]

Uhhuh.

[A]

Then you have the option. You hit a thing. It says, report spam report, repeat, delete. Yeah.

[C]

Delete and report junk. Yeah.

[A]

Does that. Is that real? Because I keep getting them. So I don't think it's working well.

[C]

I know. I think there are so many. That's your problem.

[A]

And is. Are there time constraints of when they're allowed to do that because I got one at 9:30 the other night. Are there. Can they.

[D]

I think it's a free for all. It's a wild wild west.

[B]

Maybe they're trying to sell sleeping pills.

[E]

It's already a scam. So they're not like paying attention to like. Oh, but, but we, we do abide by the hour.

[D]

We follow the scam rules.

[E]

They're trying to steal our money.

[C]

They're like, we want to steal your credit card but we can't call you after 10. I know. We know that.

[A]

Put me on the jury where they catch one of these guys.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, I. Well, the jury. We found him guilty. We'd like him burned at the stake on a Friday night on television.

[B]

I'd like to meet the congressman whose palms are filled.

[A]

Oh, they're calling. They're.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Why?

[C]

Turn it over, Turn it down. You know. Yeah, that's good.

[B]

You learn nothing from the first one.

[E]

Wait a minute.

[A]

This is an important call. I better take it. I'm sorry, Tim. Once again, Tim is on his way to visit with our friend and be on stage in front of our friend Greg Warren.

[C]

Right in front of him.

[A]

Yeah, that's going to be a doctor grins.

[B]

That's kind of how Greg does it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I know it's weird. During Tim's whole set grin, Greg's right in back of him waving. Uh huh.

[E]

We do the thing where he puts his arms through mine and he, he kind of does.

[A]

Oh, that's hands. Never not funny.

[C]

That's what he thinks.

[A]

Dr. Grenzy, Grand Rapids, you guys are in Madison, Wisconsin, coming up on two shows on Sunday, which is great. That'll be really fun. Willie G with Greg Hahn in Lexington and Springfield, Ohio has Haywood. All those shows Friday and Saturday. Thanks very much for stopping by the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're.

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