The BOB & TOM Show - October 30, 2025

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: October 30, 2025
Host: The BOB & TOM Show (Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Jess Hooker, Al Jackson)

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Episode Overview

This Halloween-themed episode is a classic BOB & TOM Show blend of comedy, banter, listener interaction, sports, and topical weird news. With Halloween on the horizon, the cast reminisces about trick-or-treats, shares costume mishaps, dives into pet stories and reader mail, engages in playful ribbing, and orchestrates a hilarious on-air wig try-on, transforming the studio into a makeshift rock band. The show is also punctuated by discussions of the World Series, quirky international news, odd records, and the absurdities of modern language.

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Key Topics & Segment Highlights

1. Halloween Memories and Observations (00:16–02:35, 51:20–54:50)

• Tom opens with a nostalgic Halloween monologue about handing out treats, setting a festive, reflective tone.
• Bid on the evolution of trick-or-treating and the escalation of candy buying.
• Discussion of last-minute Halloween prep, including costume vetoes at home and disagreements over holiday decorations.

“Every kid within a few blocks knew they could come to the old Johnson house...popcorn balls, big candy bars, bubblegum, y’know, the best.”
—Tom Griswold (00:16)

Halloween Spending & Neighborhood Observations

• New statistics: $13.1B projected Halloween spending in the US, split almost evenly between candy, costumes, decorations (52:05).
• Surging adult participation with more elaborate yard displays.
• Anecdotes about answering the door in costume or dealing with “the tripartite commission” (aka spouse vetoing decoration choices).

“It’s become a whole thing now. More adults are into decorating than ever.”
—Christy Lee (52:24)

2. Listener Letters & Pet Parade (26:07–41:13, 36:30–41:13)

• A parade of listener emails with pet pics takes over, interspersed with whimsical commentary on dog breeds, cat names, dog adventures, and “day-in-the-life” animal antics.
• Interactions include debates on orange insoles, dog pillow hierarchies, and canine misidentification in the neighborhood.

“She looks like a stuffed animal, doesn’t she?”
—Christy Lee (31:41)

3. International Sports & Expat Banter (03:28–08:12, 24:18–24:46)

• Chick discusses exchanging World Series texts with his friend in Germany, grappling with translation apps and “bootleg sports channels.”
• Jokes about Canadians abroad, German sports bars, and ‘the Bird Bar & Grill in Berlin’.
• The Blue Jays lead the Dodgers 3-2 in this fantasy World Series narrative.

“So I sent him this note: ‘Los Git Blue Jays! Win the World Series!’...He sent back ‘Sing der Vogel—The bird sings.’”
—Chick McGee (07:19)

4. Swingers Club Stories & Musical Parodies (09:53–12:19)

• News of a German swingers’ club evacuated after a fire segues into Pat Godwin’s original “Swingen Schwingen” song—blending innuendo, German accent, and vaudeville.
• Continued lampooning of names for salacious British dishes (“London hotdog”, “Bangers and Bushos”).

“Mein got, sie war schwingen! I looked down at mein Schwanz, but it wouldn’t do a thing…”
—Pat Godwin (11:59)

5. Comedy Songs & On-air Parodies (49:41–51:24, 59:51–61:39)

• Pat Godwin performs “Divorced Guy with No Candy” (49:55), a lament for single dudes missing Halloween cues.
• Songs riff on accidental encounters with trick-or-treaters, empty cupboards, and childhood nostalgia.
• “Down at the Coroner’s”—a macabre ode to a canceled mortuary Halloween party (59:51–61:39).

6. On-air Wig Try-On / Faux Rock Band Bit (62:21–77:20)

• The highlight: a massive, laugh-filled studio bit where everyone tries on various wigs, morphing into “aging band” members for a group photo (see Instagram/Facebook/Twitter).
• Listeners suggest band names: "Break Wind & Fire", "The Traveling Wheelbarrows", "Wigs Without Hats", "Wiggy Josh Arnold & the Geriatric Three," “April Wine,” “Dad Street Boys”, “Mighty Mighty Gallstones,” “Credence Clearwater Funeral,” and many more (101:18–102:34, 154:42–157:02).
• Cross-talk on how wigs make heads hot, mismatched sideburns, and doubts about pulling it off in public.

“You realize if we took a picture of the four of us in these wigs, we could convince people we were a band from the ‘70s back out on tour.”
—Pat Godwin (74:19)

“You look just like Austin Powers—are you horny, babe?”
—Christy Lee (82:32–83:06)

7. Language, Slang, & Culture (128:00–137:54)

• The “Dictionary.com Word of the Year” is announced: “6-7” (six-seven), a Gen Alpha multi-use reply phrase—meaning “whatever”/“so?”—which exasperates teachers and parents alike (129:01–130:00).
• Discussion includes “aura farming”, “clanker” (AI pejorative), “kiss cam”, “trad wife”.
• Al Jackson explains new slang: “being souped” (smitten/in love and neglecting others).
• Audience lamentation about new words as not “actual words”.

“My girlfriend, who studied linguistics, was in bed going—6-7 is the word?! It doesn’t mean anything!”
—Al Jackson (130:00)

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Sports & Notable News Segments

1. World Series (Sports Desk Throughout)

• The Toronto Blue Jays lead the LA Dodgers 3-2 after a big win in LA. (20:02, 91:12)
• Banter about watching games via bootleg channels in Berlin.
• Sports picks and jokes about load management, NFL injuries, and “oldest tight end ever” (Mercedes Lewis).

2. Unique News

• German Swingers Club Evacuation (9:53–12:19): 300 people at a German swingers event evacuated due to fire alarms, most leaving in bathrobes.
• Copenhagen Reporter at Swingers Club (24:45): A journalist airs moans live from a swingers’ event in Denmark (“Intercourse Section”).
• Monkey on the Loose at Texas Halloween Store (142:16): An escaped pet monkey scares shoppers by swinging around ceiling wires; eventually retrieved with a cookie.
• Chernobyl Blue Dogs (144:13): Reports of “blue dogs” in Chernobyl—found to have rolled in a chemical, not a radiation mutation.
• Woman Sues SeaWorld After Duck Strike (146:02): Guest claims she was knocked out by a duck while on a roller coaster.
• World Record: Heaviest Boat Pulled by “The Moose” (102:56): Canadian strongman “Moose” pulls a 262,000 pound ship using upper body strength.

3. Listener Interactive Contests

• “Shoe-In of The Week”: NFL pick segment and contest with listener Bernie from Michigan (115:14–120:46).
• Prize draws for pet photos, contest reminders for the $500 Steven Singer gift card.

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Notable & Memorable Quotes

• On Modern Slang:
  “Anytime somebody’s mad at me because they had a dream about me, I go ‘Oh my gosh, baby, I am so sorry’...dream Josh can be a real jerk.”
  —Josh Arnold (23:21)

• On Halloween Decor:
  “I got some lights and they were vetoed by the tripartite commission, of which I’m not a member.”
  —Chick McGee (52:53)

• On Pet Ownership:
  “She and I go see her admirers at the local Dairy Queen. She never picks up the check.”
  —Tom Griswold (31:40)

• On Parody Songs:
  “The scariest thing you’ve ever seen, is a divorced guy with no candy, no girlfriend, no idea it’s Halloween.”
  —Pat Godwin (“Divorced Guy with No Candy”, 51:14)

• On Wearing Wigs in Public:
  “You could absolutely move somewhere and tell people that’s your hair. Absolutely.”
  —Chick McGee (77:34)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:16–02:35 — Halloween nostalgia
• 09:53–12:19 — Pat’s “Swingen Schwingen” song (German swingers club)
• 26:07–41:13 — Pet letters, dog and cat stories
• 49:41–51:24 — “Divorced Guy with No Candy” song
• 59:51–61:39 — “Down at the Coroner's” Halloween song
• 62:21–77:01 — On-air wig try-on, faux band photos
• 101:18–102:34 — Listener-submitted band names
• 128:00–137:54 — Language/Word of the Year/Slang with Al Jackson
  (includes “6-7” segment at 129:01)

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Additional Show Highlights

• Comedy throughout: Irreverent, quick-witted exchanges; recurring bits about hot dog buns, “London hotdog,” and “donka donkey” gags.
• Live band photography: Posting photos immediately to social media with a callout for witty “band name” suggestions (see Instagram/Facebook/Twitter).
• Listener engagement: Regular shoutouts to listener comments and emails; you could hear the respect for their audience.
• Product plugs/giveaways: Orange insoles, Raycon earbuds, “Shoe-In of the Week” contest, Steven Singer Jewelers, and more.

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Closing Thoughts

This episode encapsulates The BOB & TOM Show’s winning formula: high-spirited group banter, effortless pivoting between absurd comedy, sports news, and zany headlines, musical satire, and a genuine sense of family amid the silliness. The on-air wig bit and crowd-sourced “old band names” exemplify the show's talent for collaborative improv, while pet letters and language rants keep things playful and relatable as the holiday approaches.

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[End of Summary]

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. I love Halloween and everything about it. You know, the night and candy Esther used to buy for the little goblins and the trick or treater themselves. Why, she'd buy enough candy for the whole darn city. I'll tell you, every kid within a few blocks from here knew it. Now they knew they could come to the old Johnson house and be sure.

[Chick McGee]

To get some really good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, popcorn balls and big candy bars and bubblegum. You know the best.

[Christy Lee]

Trick or treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I haven't been much up for.

[Chick McGee]

Handing out treats the past couple of years.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why.

[Christy Lee]

Trick or treat.

[Tom Griswold]

But anyway, this year I'm ready for them again. Got the popcorn balls made and picks.

[Chick McGee]

Up some of those big Snickers in the park bar.

[Tom Griswold]

I just hope they come by. I suppose maybe they just decided to stop coming by since I haven't done it for a while. Oh well, I'll just sit here and.

[Chick McGee]

Wait here if anybody shows up. Old man Johnson had all of Esther's favorite treats ready for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Passed out. And they didn't stop by, huh? Not coming. I guess they're not going to show up tonight. Oh, well, I guess I'll turn in. Almost seven o' clock now to save it for my granddaughter's birthday party. It's become one. I thought they would have phoned by now. Boy, it sure is warm in here. Wow, this Halloween season when the doorbell rings, answer it. This message brought to you by the National Halloween foundation, nhf. It's no trick that we treat you right. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Stand. Stand back. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hey, looking like one of the Beagle Boys, huh? Got Beagle Boy shirt on.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, the horizontal stripes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold. It is I, resplendent in flannel.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Moment this morning.

[Chick McGee]

What happened?

[Christy Lee]

Well, when I put the sweat the shirt on, it's new. I've only washed it. That was the first time I'd washed it and it's so tight around my neck I thought, oh my gosh, Tom's choking me. Because you don't like turtlenecks? Because it feels like you're being choked.

[Chick McGee]

I don't wear T shirts.

[Christy Lee]

Because you feel like you're being choked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I probably deserve it. Don't deny that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not a fan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I thought of you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, I'm glad you're okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I. I think you're wonderful. I'd never. I can't do it. I can't. I just can't do it. I choke you in a heartbeat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm a little behind, I got to admit it today.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you are. What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

You're extra discombob.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got going back and forth with a friend of mine in Germany about the World Series.

[Christy Lee]

Who the hell do you know in Germany?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Josh, I found myself caught up with the most amazing conversation. Well, a promise friend in Germany.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Pen pal.

[Chick McGee]

I have to go. No, no, he's a. An old roommate of mine. He's over there doing something. I had to go back and forth with the translator program to figure out what the hell was going on, but.

[Pat Godwin]

So he's speaking to you in German.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is he doing that? Just to be a dick. Having fun. That sounds like a friend of yours.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's cool. You want to explain why he's excited about the Blue Jays? He's a Canadian gentleman by birth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they won last night. They have a three game to two lead.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they won in Los Angeles. It's a big story. It's the World Series. You're the sports guy. I want a little excitement over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

That's all the excitement I'm gonna get.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Now I'm more excited that you have a dick for a friend who refuses to speak English.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's fun.

[Christy Lee]

Is it fun? Really?

[Chick McGee]

And I have no idea how.

[Tom Griswold]

What is. Good morning. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Gooden. Morgan, I think. Morgan.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Guten Tag, isn't it? Or something like that?

[Pat Godwin]

That may just be.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm not too sure.

[Chick McGee]

He goes. He has a picture of me. Goes, icht bin ein Berliner. Yeah, that's vaguely recalling.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

John Kennedy.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently he's your friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Verifying he's your friend.

[Chick McGee]

That's apocryphal. Saying, I am. What was it? I am a cheese donut. Doesn't mean that.

[Tom Griswold]

Followed by did you see the Mr. Ed episode? Or He's a Dodger.

[Chick McGee]

He watched the game from 1 to.

[Tom Griswold]

4Am yeah, it's a different time there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. At a place called the Bird Bar and Grill in Berlin.

[Tom Griswold]

How can you say anything's in Berlin with a straight face?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that cool? I mean, you're. You're in a foreign country and all your fans show up to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, why not? Why not?

[Chick McGee]

I have a bunch of buddies here that follow soccer, which I find incomprehensible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the bar that they go to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they go to that bar and they watch, you know, whatever Liverpool played.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Peacock started covering that. Crazy. And then. Yeah, everybody. Yeah, a lot of people.

[Chick McGee]

With the World cup coming. That's a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, did you ever go to a. Like when you were on the road?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You want to see one of your hockey teams? Did you end up going to some obscure place and there's, you know, 30 of you rooting for the St. Louis Blues and.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you know. No, no, I always stayed in my hotel, but I would go to bars like that that weren't my team. They were just kind of fun.

[Chick McGee]

And I guess there's a thing now in which if you can't access your team without paying, say you're an NFL fan and you want to watch your team and you're on the road, I guess people are now they're going to these bootleg channels. Have you heard about this? So they can actually watch any team they want?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they've been around for a long, long time.

[Chick McGee]

I was not aware of this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, some of them are good. Some of them are less reputable.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is sort of the TV equivalent of you finding out about roller carry ons for when you're traveling. It's the same thing. It's been out there for a while.

[Chick McGee]

I was not aware of that, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, you don't watch a lot of. A ton of live sports.

[Tom Griswold]

And yet it still continued to exist. People are shocked.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was interesting. My buddy's watching the World Series over.

[Tom Griswold]

There on a bootleg TV station. I'm turning them in. I'm sending them.

[Christy Lee]

Touching it in a bar with what? Didn't you just say Nuremberg?

[Tom Griswold]

Which is it?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he's in Berlin.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. He just brought up the topic of that bootleg station.

[Chick McGee]

So I sent him this note. Los Git. Blue Jays go into the World Series. How did I do?

[Pat Godwin]

Does that say, let's go, Blue Jays, win the world?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, now it may. Now my. The way. The way I'm speaking may be completely wrong. And then he sent me back, Sing der Vogel, which means the bird sings.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Something like that. If someone speaks German. I'm sorry, I apologize for not getting it right, but just kind of fun.

[Pat Godwin]

He works over there. Is he retired?

[Chick McGee]

He's on some mission. I'm not sure what it is. Probably some diplomatic thing with the Canadian government.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly something important.

[Pat Godwin]

So important he's up at getting drunk from one to four.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. Do you think the Canadian government's different than ours? What did we pay these people for?

[Pat Godwin]

The only difference is the Molson, their.

[Christy Lee]

Former prime minister, is dating Katy Perry, for God's sake.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that.

[Pat Godwin]

Is she a Canadian?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

We can't have Canadians dating our women.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

I want a tariff on her vagina.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't she, like, 50?

[Christy Lee]

Katy Perry?

[Chick McGee]

She's getting up there, but maybe 50. Yeah, I want to guess 42.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's not 20.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I. I'm Trudeau.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I was just thinking who's. Who's prettier? Her or.

[Pat Godwin]

Or Pierre Trudeau 41. Katy Perry, 41.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I meant 40 is what I meant.

[Christy Lee]

His ex wife was pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Who? Pierre Trudeau?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he's a handsome guy, right?

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't it? Sophie. Sophie Trudeau?

[Chick McGee]

I think his mom dated Jagger.

[Christy Lee]

Very handsome.

[Tom Griswold]

Margaret Trudeau. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, by dated, you mean. Well, they had received the. Received the. In a little sailboat, the London Hot Dog, if you want.

[Pat Godwin]

I like the London Hot Dogs.

[Christy Lee]

What is your definition of dating? So if he took her out to dinner and then did her, that was a date? That's not a date. Or you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think Josh and I have nailed this down. There's no such thing as a free dinner, am I right?

[Pat Godwin]

I want the London hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a concept. That's a contract. You go out to dinner with me, expect the London Ohio hot Dog.

[Al Jackson]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

I think the London Hot Dog is the Americanization of it. I think it's called Bangers and Bush is what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

And sticky toffee pudding, so. I mean, semen time.

[Chick McGee]

The only reason. The only reason I brought this up is we have an opportunity for Pat to play a song to open up the show. No, I. Not yet. I know Pat's exhausted because he was moving yesterday, so I thought we'd put him on the spot early. So this way, the odds of him getting it right are really slim, which is my favorite thing. I didn't even look it over. I was thinking about Germany.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look me over.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know if you remember this. There was an interesting thing that happened. A. A swingers club in Germany. Remember the story, Christy? They. They had caught fire. Yes. They. They had to evacuate it because the alarms. A place called Hattingen. 300 swingers in the Same building. That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's a party.

[Chick McGee]

That's going to be an aroma. That's going to have something there's going to be.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah, there's a musk.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever have that sweet, sweet hacking.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

So this was last year.

[Tom Griswold]

The swing through some bush.

[Chick McGee]

The swingers were effectively exiting the the place mostly in it says many only wearing bathrobes.

[Tom Griswold]

The that's exactly what I would expect. A swingers club. Everyone wearing bathrooms.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. You probably do you bring your own or do they supply?

[Tom Griswold]

I bring your own. A duffel with your needs, I would think. Yeah. So hold all, as the British would say.

[Chick McGee]

Now I. Am I correct in saying that there was a song about this? Yeah, there's a little claw in our neighborhood. I begged mein wife to go there.

[Pat Godwin]

She finally said she would. Oh, we gave the secret password.

[Chick McGee]

They opens up the door naked people.

[Pat Godwin]

Everywhere rolling on the floor and they.

[Chick McGee]

Were swingen.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they were swingen Schwingen. We stepped inside. Next thing I know my wife's completely.

[Chick McGee]

Bare in a pile of people. Met her legs up in the air just a schwingen. Yeah, yeah. She was swinging just then my neighbor's wife shot me a wink. She stood there by ze cagman Zeit Frau could drink. We guzzled down our beers.

[Pat Godwin]

My speech was getting slurred.

[Chick McGee]

Then she took her top off and.

[Pat Godwin]

Unleashed her Hindenburgs and se vingen Schwingen. Mein got se v a schwingen. I looked down at mein Schwanz but.

[Chick McGee]

It wouldn't do a thing thing too.

[Pat Godwin]

Much St. Paulie girl and it will not go.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

My wife is still stinging.

[Chick McGee]

Her far fig nubin must be stinging too.

[Pat Godwin]

She's still sping.

[Chick McGee]

And yes, that was beautiful.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat Donka donka donkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Donker.

[Chick McGee]

Shame.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're talking.

[Chick McGee]

Big, big hit.

[Christy Lee]

So it was a girl.

[Chick McGee]

We have what?

[Pat Godwin]

For so long. I thought it was everybody.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was a girl.

[Chick McGee]

When Wayne Newton saying that out of a high voice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to see his birth records.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying. Aren't you curious?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's one of those fake Hawaiian birth certificates.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it is.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, you could buy those in the back of Grit magazine.

[Christy Lee]

Who's the other one that did like Calendar Girl or whatever? Neil Sadaka.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Calend.

[Chick McGee]

No, you don't.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he was a girl when I first heard him.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I've said it before. I'll say it again. What is It. That slow song that he does that was fast. Originally.

[Chick McGee]

Breaking up is hard to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Breaking up is hard to do. The slow version. Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and he wrote that great Captain and Tenel song, Love Will Keep Us Together. Yeah, that's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Number one song. When I graduated from high school.

[Christy Lee]

Was it really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's depressing.

[Chick McGee]

I used. I used to sing alternate lyrics to that. What'd you sing? It wasn't love keeping them together. He's the old London hot door.

[Pat Godwin]

Roger.

[Tom Griswold]

The old captain's hot dog. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

The captain's log, if you will. Coming up, a lot of exciting things. So so far we've discussed virtually nothing to do with contemporary culture.

[Pat Godwin]

You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Are we known for that?

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's a refreshing change.

[Chick McGee]

There we go. Good. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Now. Oh, we're going to be talking to our winner of the shoe of the week, Bernie. And I believe it's. Is it pronounced Bernie? Bombs? Yes, Bombs. No L. The L is silent, such as the P in the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was bombs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, bombs like palms.

[Tom Griswold]

I sat here and heard Jason explain it to him how it was.

[Chick McGee]

I was talking in German and he.

[Tom Griswold]

Got it wrong, Bernie.

[Chick McGee]

He won the Shoeing of the week guest appearance. That'll be coming up later today. Comedian Al Jackson. But right now, what's inside your shoes? I hope it's those orange insoles.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly right, Tom. I know they are for you as well. No tricks. All treats from our friends at Orange. It is the spooky season. A good portion of the staff here at the show have them in their shoes right now.

[Chick McGee]

Have you switched? I'm out of athletic shoes now. For the rest of the many months to come, it'll be leather shoes only.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay? No, I do not switch. I wear. You guys know me. I have one pair of shoes and I wear those until they fall off my feet and then I get that same pair pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm hearing you say that I want to break out and hide. I can't imagine.

[Chick McGee]

Back to leather shoes. Got my fresh orange insoles in them.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Good. Now, are you an original full length insole right now or did you go with the orange sport?

[Chick McGee]

I am with the original.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Yes. Well, those are great.

[Chick McGee]

The original, still the greatest.

[Tom Griswold]

They will make you feel so good.

[Chick McGee]

That's a little bit of I'm in with the in crowd, by the way. No, don't recognize that song.

[Pat Godwin]

I love. I'm in with the ingredients. You will be in with the in crowd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You know, it's like, hey, Tom, I think Josh is trying to do something.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like bench pressing with someone.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

Leaning on the ball.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what it is.

[Pat Godwin]

The full length insoles are built for long shifts, for serious all day support.

[Tom Griswold]

Long what?

[Chick McGee]

Shifts.

[Tom Griswold]

Shifts.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Al Jackson]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever have a long one?

[Pat Godwin]

Now, I don't know if legs go.

[Chick McGee]

To sleep all day one. Yikes.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know if Orange and souls make an orange toilet seat yet, which might be helpful.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a great idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, where your butt doesn't fall asleep. Yes, yes, I'll talk to them. They like me.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they used to.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

All right, there it is, Chick. Remember this one? Nice fat horn section. I like this. That's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

What year is this?

[Chick McGee]

Who cares? It's great music.

[Tom Griswold]

I care.

[Chick McGee]

I go with the in crowd. Go. Are you in the end?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not. I think being out with the in crowd is more in than being in with the in crowd.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I think a rewrite is due.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm out with the in crowd.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out with the in crowd. Yeah, the pet Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Get working on that. Done. Coming up, we have us. We have Sporting News.

[Tom Griswold]

1964.

[Chick McGee]

It's still a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

With the end crowd.

[Chick McGee]

You were alive in 1964.

[Tom Griswold]

Barely.

[Pat Godwin]

You were still crapping in your diaper.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me all you got.

[Chick McGee]

Also being.

[Tom Griswold]

Beaten about the head and shoulders.

[Chick McGee]

Also coming up, we have another, another monkey on the loose and a bizarre story out of Chernobyl.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see those monkeys that were on the loose couple days. They were evil. They were mean looking monkeys, big, big teeth.

[Chick McGee]

Did they get them all yet?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. They're still out there.

[Chick McGee]

And those monkeys, they're, the police are saying don't get anywhere near monkeys. Also we have, you're gonna find pieces those monkeys everywhere. Not only we have knocked up, we have knocked out. In the news. You'll see all these things or hear them anyway if you pay attention to this show. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Looking for the ultimate game night. Chumba Casino brings all the fun and excitement of a night out straight to your screen whenever you want it. Play hundreds of thrilling games instantly. No downloads, no delays, just launch from your browser and dive right in. From spinning slots and playing blackjack to instant scratch tile cards or joining live social tables, bears all always something new to explore. Signing up takes just seconds and you'll unlock a free welcome bonus, plus daily login bonuses to keep the fun going every time you play. Play for pure entertainment or for a chance to score some serious prizes anytime, anywhere. And here's the best part. No purchase required to join or play. So what are you waiting for? Make tonight one to remember. Head to chumbacasino.com and bring the fun home. Let's Chumba. Sponsored by VGW Group. No purchase necessary. See [e-mail] must be over 21 and present in a state where it's legal to play.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hello. We'll check in with Al Jackson this morning from one of our larger states, Colorado. And we'll talk with the shoe into the week winner Bernie Balms. He's going to step into the octagon with, as OJ Would say, yours truly. And we'll pick some Games. NFL Week 9 coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And if you'd like to be part of the action, go to bobandtom.com contest. Make your picks for all the games coming up this weekend. You don't have to worry about the spread. Just pick the winners and you could end up winning a $500 E gift card.

[Tom Griswold]

How are they not playing Stephen Singer Jewelers in Germany this week being week nine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, they missed It.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. They totally missed it.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, I'm going back and forth with my buddy who was in Germany, and I had to go through a translator program to.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is he really your buddy, or is he like a server that you met here in town?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. He's one of my closest friends. He went.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Did he go to school with you?

[Chick McGee]

He was your roommate, you said? Yeah, he's from Toronto, but he lives in Vancouver, but he's currently in Germany. Does that make.

[Tom Griswold]

He was your roommate? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you call partners?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you experiment sexually at any point?

[Chick McGee]

See his winkle?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you at least see his winkle?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, really?

[Chick McGee]

This is before they had shower cams.

[Tom Griswold]

How.

[Pat Godwin]

How was his body count in college?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know how many women. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You guys keep.

[Chick McGee]

Sportsman. He was. No, he was not the Coxman, if you will. He. He was a lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember. You remember the. The rule when you get together with somebody? Because it always happens. How many people have you slept with?

[Christy Lee]

You don't ever talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever talk about the real number. The answer is five. Always five. Never any more come up. Never any less.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, would it be appropriate. Would you ever say to your man, I'm in your. I'll be you for a second. Which of my girlfriends would you like to sleep with?

[Christy Lee]

I would never say that.

[Pat Godwin]

I think that's a fun conversation.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's a fight starter that can.

[Pat Godwin]

Really get out of control quickly.

[Chick McGee]

That's the end. You're dead. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I hate to make this comparison, but Andy's a lot like you. He doesn't want to talk about anything like that. Personal.

[Chick McGee]

That's because he's smart.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

Because she'll talk back.

[Tom Griswold]

She talks.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I had a girlfriend who went to a girl's night, and that came up. It was, hey, who. If you weren't with so and so, who would you sleep with?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

And two of the girls there said, me and I got yelled at. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's like.

[Christy Lee]

Like you didn't do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Next to getting in trouble for a dream.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. That is. That's a class.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I've been on both sides of, that I've gotten mad at someone, something I dreamed about, and they got mad at something me for dreaming.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I saw. I. Can I. Can I fix that in 10 seconds?

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Anytime somebody's mad at me because they had a dream about me.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you say?

[Pat Godwin]

I go, oh, my gosh, baby, I am so sorry. And I While like hugging her.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Dream Josh can be a real jerk. I apologize for him, but just so you know, that would never happen in real life.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good one. Over.

[Christy Lee]

Over.

[Pat Godwin]

They melt like butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

That is good.

[Pat Godwin]

Just admit the dream. You can be a prick.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, while real me's no picnic either.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I don't bring that up.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's quite flattering that this woman came back and said two of the other ladies were interested in going for the Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. And I was, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you playfully go? Which. Which one?

[Chick McGee]

She.

[Pat Godwin]

She told me immediately. She yelled at me. Did you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

This girl. And that girl would chose you if.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy heck.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, what the hell.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that conversation's really a bad idea. So anyway, very bad, doing all this German stuff. And my friend is. Was in Germany and as I explained earlier, was watching the Blue Jays. He's a big Blue Jays fan watching him. They were in LA and he. It was like four in the morning in Germany watching this game. And the Blue Jays won last night, by the way. They.

[Tom Griswold]

Six to one. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He could win the World Series.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Lead three games to two.

[Chick McGee]

So I went down the back to.

[Tom Griswold]

Toronto tomorrow night down the.

[Chick McGee]

What do they call it? The wormhole. What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Rabbit hole.

[Chick McGee]

Rabbit hole, sorry. And Pat played that great song about the German swingers club that had to be evacuated. And I stumbled on this story. I don't know if you remember this one. A radio reporter was covering a swingers club in Copenhagen. Her name, Louise Fisher, age 26. She was heard moaning during an on the radio Intercourse section. This aired on Radio 4 in Denmark.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I would hope she would be moaning if it were an on the radio Intercourse section.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that seems to be a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

So they were actually. Was it a theater of the mind or they actually doing it?

[Chick McGee]

They claim that it was real.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

The photograph I saw looked pretty realistic. The guy had a windscreen on his male member, I think, to keep.

[Pat Godwin]

He knew. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I never did that. There's got to be somebody out there who's taking one of those windscreens.

[Pat Godwin]

You're right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

And put it on their door.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait, Christy, are you saying. Come on in. That you don't believe Chick's never done.

[Christy Lee]

It or that I don't believe Chick's ever done it?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you got me.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, many, many a man has done the. Just like a clown has done the microphone thing here.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking to the microphone.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm sorry. It's Time to segue into our letter.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Listener email from Sleep Number. Enjoy personalized comfort. Better sleep night after night. And now it's the Buy More, Save More events. Save on beds, bases, pillows, and more only at sleep number or sleepnumber.com.

[Christy Lee]

I found out something funny about the Sleep number. You know how it does your measures, your sleep. Sure, you can go to the app. Well, you know, I get up and leave. Apparently my two dogs get back in bed when I leave and sleep on my side of the bed. And their combined weight is about my weight. So the bed still thinks I'm in bed.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you're sleeping good while you're sitting here awake.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm like, I didn't get up at 7am Yesterday's left leg seems to.

[Pat Godwin]

Be kicking a lot. Oh, she's dreaming that she's running.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the old Indiana Jones switcheroo.

[Tom Griswold]

The bag of sand.

[Pat Godwin]

You think Andy's ever made the mistake and rolled over? Oh, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Shaved in a while.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

That new thing you're doing with your tongue is crazy.

[Chick McGee]

That mid-70s bush.

[Christy Lee]

I can't. I can't believe you said that. Because it happened to me this morning. I thought I was laying back to back with Andy and I rolled over and my dog's got her head on the pillow.

[Chick McGee]

I would scold you, but it happened to me a couple of weeks ago.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That was the first time she's ever laid on the pillow like a person.

[Pat Godwin]

I love when that happened.

[Christy Lee]

That was so cute.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite part of that is then the dog gets annoyed that I moved and woke him up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes they'll look like.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at you.

[Chick McGee]

Like, hey, I'm trying to sleep over here. What the hell are you doing now? I got our first letter here is. Requires some audio. Tom, you were saying how much you enjoyed the themes to the Jetsons and the Flintstones. I would like to add to that the theme music of this show. I am obsessed with it. This comes to us from Boise, Idaho. And Jeff, thank you for pointing this out.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

I do remember this theme song. See if you guys can figure out what this.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought he was talking about this show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go. Anybody got it? No, no.

[Al Jackson]

Johnny Quest.

[Chick McGee]

Johnny Quest is the correct answer.

[Pat Godwin]

I never saw any Johnny Quest.

[Christy Lee]

Love Johnny Quest.

[Chick McGee]

It was Grace Bannon. Yeah. Mike Crook. In saying it was the. The animation was somewhat primitive, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Rudimentary.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm aware of it. I just. It was never like on reruns.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you Remember a couple of the uncut scenes where Dr. Quest and Race Bannon surrendered to their passions?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a broke back. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But was. And his buddy was Haji, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Hai.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Were they adventurers?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a great show. They flew airplanes and helicopters, tarantula things.

[Tom Griswold]

And the intro to it looks like a standard TV show. Like, Johnny Quest comes. His name comes up under Johnny and.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I love that.

[Chick McGee]

That's great.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Christy Lee]

Quest was great.

[Chick McGee]

Terrific music. Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's Edmund Jetsons. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

No, but it's a. That's a mover.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but this is a different thing. This is kind of like a. I mean, this would work in a.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a real primitive.

[Chick McGee]

This would work in a. In a cop. He's race. Banning. Lapd. No, no. And.

[Tom Griswold]

And by Curious.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Sorry, Jeff.

[Pat Godwin]

Who were the SNL superheroes that were.

[Tom Griswold]

The ambiguous gay duo Dick and Gary, or what was it? Gary. I know. Gary was one of them.

[Chick McGee]

This is another Leonard. Dear Robins, I'm sure. Oh, I see. I want to pass this along especially to you, Christy. Peter Frampton, live on PBS and YouTube. November 11th.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I believe he's shooting that in Nashville on November 5th or 6th, 7th, something like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

It sold out. I tried to get tickets.

[Chick McGee]

We know, Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Which.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to see him tomorrow night. I. He's gonna think I'm stalking him.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you are.

[Tom Griswold]

How can he say he's live on PBS and he's recording.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is live. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Where is he?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's in. It's Nashville. It's a smaller venue.

[Chick McGee]

You're going to see it. When is it? Tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm going to Clearwater beach to see him tomorrow.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

In Florida again. Oh, you are a Jetson.

[Chick McGee]

Peter Frampton, good friend of the show. I just saw him this summer. Great, great show. Peter's dealing with some medical issues, but he can still play. Great. He can still sing. Great. Got a terrific band. Highly recommended. We will have to remind everybody. This is going to be on the TV.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Chuck McGee, you have a letter over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Oh, go ahead, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

I was correct. I'm sorry to correct your listener. It's going to be recorded on November 8th and then played back on PBS.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Recording it live. But it's his 50th hits. I think it's called. Frampton Comes Alive. 50th Hits is his latest album and.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's at the analog at Hutton Hotel in Nashville.

[Chick McGee]

It's pronounced analog.

[Tom Griswold]

Analog. Dear bomb and top show. I thought you could get away with it.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Lately the listener emails have leaned toward pictures of their pets, and today is no exception.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Marjorie and she says, this is my dog Charlotte. She's almost 14 years old and still has the heart and soul of a puppy. She and I go see her admirers at the local Dairy Queen.

[Pat Godwin]

I love her.

[Christy Lee]

She looks like a stuffed animal, doesn't she?

[Chick McGee]

Does a big, high, big high pointy ears, kind of a cataloon or a paddle dog. A fox like face.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a great date. She never picks up the check. Everyone told me she looked like a werewolf before she got her summer cut. She's a very good girl.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'd love to know what breed. That's. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's dog.

[Pat Godwin]

I like a shorter snout on dogs. That's right up my alley.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have a really unusual dog story. I mean really. Well, let me put it this unusual.

[Tom Griswold]

Story or unusual dog in the story or both?

[Chick McGee]

On the. At the outset it looks like what it looks like. It is not.

[Pat Godwin]

Can the dog use a typewriter?

[Chick McGee]

Possibly.

[Pat Godwin]

That would make me laugh a lot.

[Chick McGee]

But if the dog did use a typewriter, it would be radioactive.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't we have dogs?

[Chick McGee]

Is that a good hint?

[Tom Griswold]

Cars. Now don't we have dogs who can drive cars?

[Pat Godwin]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought they outfitted a car that a dog could drive. I'm pretty sure I.

[Chick McGee]

No way. I'm skeptical.

[Tom Griswold]

They drive. Have you seen the dog on the Internet that pushes buttons and makes war word? They have a word for each button.

[Christy Lee]

I have seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's like, where is dad? Yeah, the dog went and. And the mom goes upstairs. And the dog goes upstairs.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to fall asleep sometime. What's Rex trying to say?

[Chick McGee]

Carbon monoxide is odorless.

[Pat Godwin]

What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

Now if you had sympathy, you could have an alarm for that.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Chick. We get coming up, we have dogs. We have monkeys and kitty cats too. We have aging men in the NFL, which I'm very excited about and the word of the year, and I'm not happy about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you never are because it's not a word.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not. I agree with Tom on this one.

[Chick McGee]

Super annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it hubbub?

[Chick McGee]

That's a. Hubbub is a word.

[Christy Lee]

Hubbub would be better.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure?

[Chick McGee]

It'd be a word. You see?

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Many things that is not, but it is not a word. We'll get to that. Of course, it's controversial, so that's why we cover it. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Pat Godwin]

Everyone knows the legend of D.B. cooper, but what if I told you.

[Chick McGee]

There'S an even better story out there?

[Pat Godwin]

One with multiple aircraft hijackings, prison escapes.

[Tom Griswold]

And so many twists and turns.

[Chick McGee]

I'm talking about the hit podcast American.

[Pat Godwin]

Skyjacker, which is now an action packed.

[Tom Griswold]

Documentary coming to theaters and streaming this fall.

[Chick McGee]

Find out more at www.americanskyjacker.com and listen to our bonus episode of the podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming soon, American Skyjacker. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh is at the IH Steven Singer Sidekick chair.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to hear a little bit about it? Please visit Steven singer [e-mail] to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America. And the most hated jeweler in America.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

By other jewelers?

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

I hate stevensinger.com.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Jake McGee. We gotta do a few more letters here before we dip our toes into the world of sports. The World Series. The Blue Jays will it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Last night, six to one, the three game to two advantage moves across the border to Canada tomorrow night at beautiful Rogers Center. Dear Bob and Tom show equal time. This is from Kathy. This is my baby. His name is Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

First we thought he was a feral kitty cat. And so did our next door neighbor. Does that. No. Gravy's all gray, right? Yes, we were. Both my neighbor and I were feeding him. He actually lived down the street. He was abandoned. And we now share custody of Josh with our neighbor. He's the sweetest boy and follows me around like a puppy. I don't believe that. Longtime fan of the show.

[Pat Godwin]

He's very handsome.

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday. Yeah. Yesterday was National Cat Day.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it was. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you post pictures of Biscuit and Gravy on your.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

In honor of National Cat Day.

[Pat Godwin]

No. You got you. Yeah. I often miss those social media.

[Tom Griswold]

You're less.

[Pat Godwin]

I think I am less.

[Christy Lee]

I think they feel slighted. Well, you need to make it up to them today.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, all right.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I'll post something now if you. Your cats don't go outdoors, though?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, they go in the garage.

[Tom Griswold]

They like the garage, but sometimes they go outside. And don't you have to try to go find them one?

[Pat Godwin]

It did happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The first time they. They. They did get out.

[Chick McGee]

So you're running through your neighborhood shouting gravy. Well, your neighbors must have thought, well, that guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy, Arnold's hungry again.

[Tom Griswold]

How about butter biscuit? Biscuit gravy. Is he selling or buying?

[Pat Godwin]

What do you want, brown or sawmill? Yeah, real funny, Roger. Have you seen my cat?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Attached are the pictures of my baby. This is. Well, his baby and his wife. This is my wife, Mia, sitting in her chair and Luca sitting on her. Luca is a Saint Bernard.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Now, he appears to be way over £100.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

That is a huge. Even by St Bernard standard.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it is Beethoven slash cujo size. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

120. 130. I'm guessing somewhere around there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at the face.

[Pat Godwin]

You look at that picture and you go, okay. Yeah. That is. You're reminded at how Cujo was pretty scary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What a. That looks like a big baby dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

I love him. Send us your dogs. We love this. Now, on a different note, I have letters.

[Pat Godwin]

My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. Please. On a different.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I insist you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You keep saying it's a long show. Calm down and take your time.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Just signal me when you're ready to go. Josh, you ready to go? You gotta let her over there.

[Tom Griswold]

How long is that going?

[Pat Godwin]

I will be ready. And I'm ready.

[Chick McGee]

It's better be good. Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just a very simple question.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

From Daniel. We were discussing popcorn.

[Tom Griswold]

Daniel, my brother.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you like the holiday trio? Tin of popcorn.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You got your caramel.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And you got your buttered, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Or original. Yeah. Tommy route.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't like the. I don't like the cheese popcorn.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Don't like.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like the cheese popcorn either.

[Tom Griswold]

That is my jam.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's my. That's the first to be emptied for me.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

It's the Neapolitan ice cream of popcorn. I yesterday or was the day before, I guess we were discussing is it possible to doordash movie theater popcorn? And we found out it totally is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's a little pricey.

[Chick McGee]

And then I forget which one of you said what a great idea would be. Yeah, if you're at home, you know. No, but if you. What a great gift that would be for some. If you, you know, like your sweetie, you know, she's. She's a big popcorn fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Stephanie. I know that you're out of town. I thought I'd send you some popcorn. How's that?

[Chick McGee]

Ding dong. And there's a nice, nice popcorn.

[Tom Griswold]

Eat up, babe.

[Chick McGee]

Now you've ruined it. But I mean, it would be a nice romantic thing if you didn't have a New Jersey accent.

[Pat Godwin]

It's sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Or the Mafia.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me I ain't back on Monday.

[Chick McGee]

You better be there.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't make me get out the belt.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I was gonna read this other one, but first I'll read this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

This comes to us from Jeannie. Jeannie. Kind enough to write Dear Bob and Tom show. The other night, my boyfriend. The other night, my boyfriend was asking where the popcorn was. I told him it's in the whirly cupboard. I couldn't think of the Lazy Susan cupboard. Tom Evans.

[Tom Griswold]

After I said I thought it was where they kept the Whirly Pop. In the whirly cupboard.

[Christy Lee]

Whirly cupboard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I love my whirly pop. Don't.

[Chick McGee]

No. I'm not a fan of the whirly cupboard.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like a lazy Susan?

[Pat Godwin]

My lazy Susan cupboard is really helpful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, because you open it up and you don't know. You got to spin it around to find stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's perfect.

[Chick McGee]

I like everything right there.

[Pat Godwin]

And mine's on. Mine's lower. Mine's lower. And I just. Oh, it's great. It holds so much.

[Christy Lee]

It doubles your space.

[Chick McGee]

You understand that if you, if, if Kelly weren't around, I would not have any cupboards. It would all just be in the open.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Shelving in your kitchen.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely not.

[Christy Lee]

I do. I have, I have my plates and glasses on.

[Tom Griswold]

I was, I was at his house one time for his. One of his daughter's birthday parties when she was 2 and she just started college, so that's the last time. But at the house I visited, he had had slots for his plates and you could just turn around and see all the plates stacked up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I had it designed inside each other. Yeah, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

It was ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was perfect. And by the way, those were eliminated once for certain things happened.

[Tom Griswold]

A new regime.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah. You can write us Bob [e-mail]. we would love to. To hear from you whatever your topic is. We've got something. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

So long as I'm the one who reads them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You want to run a. Read this one. It's about you.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, when it's about me, I like to be showered with it.

[Chick McGee]

At one point, Josh Arnold suggested that his quote, junk could fill a hot dog bun and he was going to try it. Update, please.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we didn't. Now let me make it clear. Erect.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Now you guys know I am a grower.

[Chick McGee]

What are you going to do?

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

So if you do this hot dog bun stunt.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Will you photograph this and then post it on your Insta?

[Christy Lee]

He said, well, first of all, you can't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he would probably be kicked off Insta for at least 30 days.

[Chick McGee]

Then what would you do with the bun?

[Pat Godwin]

Feed it to some ducks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Ducks love penis flavored.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there are plenty of dick ducks out there.

[Chick McGee]

They want that quack.

[Pat Godwin]

You find a flock of dick ducks.

[Chick McGee]

The dick ducks get this big.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the size of that.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course I would throw it away.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that what's. What's the old gag that what you would do is you'd serve it to some woman and Then store the photograph.

[Pat Godwin]

Can you imagine?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean arrested for assault immediately.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Would you like some penis smothered in underwear? I love that joke.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, the Dictionary.com word of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Year and more pets.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not happy about it.

[Tom Griswold]

And stoop, stoop stew soup and chili. Debate rages on.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

And later this morning, I have a song.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, thoughts on that.

[Christy Lee]

I love it when you sing.

[Chick McGee]

Can we. Is it related to the holiday?

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

What do we do when we come back?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

When you return with us to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it will be apparently song. Wish I could say this is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

We are the musers on the pod.

[Chick McGee]

So far we've discussed people we love. I didn't tell you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuban emailed. What are you wearing? Well, no, that's not. The things we love got way into typewriters. How many typewriters do you own?

[Chick McGee]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Guesstimate.

[Chick McGee]

It's time to get really down and dirty.

[Tom Griswold]

These are great ideas. Start a podcast and then forget to promote it on social media. So what is our podcast about? Yeah, whatever we feel like the musers. The podcast.

[Chick McGee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And. Hello. Tom. Sorry, dude, how many times have I told you that list is wrong? Go by the copy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Inside baseball here.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

We could just start ripping that up when we come in.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning, Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Now please meet Ms. Chloe. Ms. Chloe. Is my puppy dog Chloe a psychic on TV?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. This is Ms. Chloe, the silly lady.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't Ms. Chloe end up with some horrible lawsuit?

[Tom Griswold]

I think she was. See how silly she is?

[Pat Godwin]

She's very silly.

[Christy Lee]

Positive. We have a cute Miss Chloe little.

[Pat Godwin]

Doggy or is quite serious.

[Tom Griswold]

She. She definitely favors men. Oh, and her mom. Her favorite treats are baby carrots. Tom, your thoughts? Carrots for dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I have one who likes, one who doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. For years, two of my dogs, that was their treat. They loved It.

[Pat Godwin]

Now I'm surprised you, you buy those.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I was. It's. It's like veal. I, you know, feel bad when you get veal knowing that that animal didn't live a full life and those baby carrots never got to. Got a chance to become, you know, adult carrots.

[Christy Lee]

Baby carrots. Baby.

[Chick McGee]

You have to make sacrifices.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you guys rather eat a handful of baby carrots or a whole carrot?

[Chick McGee]

Whole carrot.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I like kind of eating the whole carrot too.

[Christy Lee]

I like the little ones.

[Pat Godwin]

I like baby carrots, but I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like the baby carrots as well.

[Chick McGee]

See the little ones, you can dip them without double dipping it. Got a big carrot. If you dip it in the ranch and you got a.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys aren't gonna believe this. If I'm eating a carrot, I'm not dipping. Yo.

[Chick McGee]

I'm with you on that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I raw dog it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there's a call. Bull crap.

[Pat Godwin]

I think there's a natural sweetness to the carrot that I really like.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you never had it? Have you never had it with ranch on it?

[Pat Godwin]

I have and I'm not saying I won't.

[Tom Griswold]

Or blue cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, you were talking about the hot dog challenge. We got a nice letter from.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a hot dog challenge now?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that what it's called? No, from Shepherdsville, Kentucky. Not at all. Josh suggested he could fill a hot dog bun with his male member and he was going to try it and.

[Tom Griswold]

This, this and then feed the bun to the ducks.

[Chick McGee]

We could do it on the air. We could all do it. Do we have any foot long?

[Pat Godwin]

Would you. Are you guys able to achieve here?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to put it in a hot dog bun.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the thing. If I were able. If I went to the bathroom and. Okay, I guess I'll get worked up. I don't. It's gonna take a little bit, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

I would hope.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think you could do it?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would you take a foot long hot dog bun just to.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't want to humble myself.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm going to Skyline. I'm getting a coney dog bun.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob at Top show, this is from Elizabeth in Oregon. I listen to your show every weekday morning on my way to work, even if it's only for my short 10 minute commute. I love you guys. I've heard you sharing dog photos the fans sent in. I wanted to participate. I'm not sure if it's only dogs, but here you go. If you could make an exception. My dog is a weenie in many ways and especially hates the water. So I've resorted to taking my two kitty cats here. You see Goober, the white cat, and Camper the orange cat with me while I paddle board on our local lakes in Oregon.

[Pat Godwin]

They love it. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm not sure.

[Chick McGee]

That could go really quick.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no, they're good.

[Chick McGee]

No, but, yeah, they're in their basket.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, Elizabeth said cats are easier to wrangle than my puppy dog, so they have no choice than to go along with my crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay. So they're not necessarily running to the paddle board.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're not exactly enjoying this.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they're not just. No. No cat is just gonna step into the water, like, unless it wants to. So nothing's gonna go wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, Patty G, we have a request for your song, because Halloween is tomorrow. Oh, you are a single dad.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Take me. Take you back to 2016, 2017. When I was a divorce guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man, those were the days.

[Chick McGee]

I had a Halloween, didn't I?

[Tom Griswold]

Hollow, Hollow.

[Chick McGee]

Who's that knocking on my front door? I'm watching the game and it's quarter.

[Pat Godwin]

To four There's a tiny spider man.

[Chick McGee]

Saying trick or treat.

[Pat Godwin]

And in my box of shorts all out of sweets the scariest thing you've.

[Chick McGee]

Ever seen Is a divorce guy with.

[Pat Godwin]

No idea it's Halloween.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've got no candy in the house.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, that's a drag.

[Chick McGee]

Cause baby Yoda's on my porch holding the bag. I've got no Snickers, Reese's cups or.

[Pat Godwin]

Hershey bars I have Chinese takeout and.

[Chick McGee]

A couple cigars the lights are off.

[Pat Godwin]

So I can't be seen I'm a.

[Chick McGee]

Divorced guy with no candy no girlfriend.

[Pat Godwin]

No idea it's Halloween. I've got toothpaste, vitamins and pizza crust.

[Chick McGee]

Advil, Sudafed and Cheeto dust A fifth.

[Pat Godwin]

Of Crown Royal and a couple of beers Unpaid bills and a summons to a Pierre. The scariest thing you've ever seen Is.

[Chick McGee]

A divorce guy with no candy, no girlfriend, no job, no pants, no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

It'S Halloween.

[Chick McGee]

By request. Thank you very much. That comes to us from John. He's a big fan and just loves that song. Well, thank you very much. Now, Pat is going to be in concert. This is going to be a killer show. Coming up this Saturday, the day after Halloween, Green Bay, Wisconsin, at the Meijer Theater. It'll be Pat Godwin, Greg Hahn, and Dave Dyer. That. That is a great show. My friends. Be sure to check that out. You can find out more about ticket [e-mail] the Meyer Theater in Green Bay. Thank you very much, Pat. I guess Halloween spending is up more than a billion dollars, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

From last year.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know why? We talked about this, and you poo pooed it. But over 60% of people go out and buy candy, eat it, have to go buy candy again, eat that. And have to go buy candy last minute for the.

[Pat Godwin]

Trick or treat, man.

[Chick McGee]

Listen, here's some. A little breakdown here. Candy. 3.9 billion of the 13.1 billion projected to be spent this year on Halloween in the United States. So 3.9 billion for candy, 4.3 billion for costumes, 4.2 billion for decorations. And this goes to what Christy was saying, that it seems that there are more decorations. And my neighborhood is amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

My house has a whole bunch of skeletons and witches. It's great.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have lights, too?

[Chick McGee]

Not yet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, not yet. You're running out of time.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I got some lights, and they were vetoed by the. The tripartite Commission, of which I'm not a member.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that.

[Chick McGee]

There was an ad. An ad hoc committee of. Kelly said that the lights that I got were not.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the process? Does she just come out and say no, or does she make the lights disappear when you're gone, or.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I took the lights, took them over to Willie's house. But they were.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but did he. She tell you right?

[Chick McGee]

She did not care for them. I thought they were cool.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, see this? Apparently, overall spending on Halloween in the United States. One point. Excuse me. 13.1 billion this year over. It was 11.6 billion last year. So that's a huge rise.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, here's the thing about you taking the lights over to Willie's house. Don't turn them on tomorrow night. No one's gonna be there. You don't want to fool trick or treaters into thinking somebody's there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good way to get egged.

[Christy Lee]

Are you talking about the sunlight that you bought?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're. They're special Halloween versions. They charge during the day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then you set the color you want.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

So you can set them for a scary orange.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, what?

[Pat Godwin]

They're solar powered?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're solar powered.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They just look like, you know, little squat sticks, and you stick them in the ground and they charge. They're great. They're cheap, but they're you know, they're fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they are fun. You should have, you should have fought that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna try to get a different light that is. Makes the skeletons in my door look scary.

[Christy Lee]

I need to talk to you about your approach. You need to say, honey, I got these at da da da da da. And then she'll go, oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Fancy store.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. These are the, these are the lights from.

[Christy Lee]

From ra.

[Chick McGee]

I was, Yes. I was gonna go.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the place?

[Chick McGee]

Tiffany's.

[Christy Lee]

You can't go cheap.

[Tom Griswold]

No Wicker or whatever or who is someone. Yeah, wicked wicker.

[Pat Godwin]

You could also. Who's somebody that she really admire? You know, this is what Jennifer Aniston has on outside her house.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's the way to go. And Kate Spade was alive.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, SJP uses these now. Your Sarah Jessica Parker.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, now we're talking. That is a.

[Pat Godwin]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

She has him up right outside her stage.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, but she wouldn't fall for that. No. What's coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, first. Well, we're going to come back with America's top beer drinking holidays ranked.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm telling you that Halloween is far more popular than you think, especially.

[Chick McGee]

On a Friday night.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gonna be.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, it is gonna be great.

[Tom Griswold]

So go out with your trick or treaters tomorrow night.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, coming up July 4, 2020, 26, it's going to be a Saturday, so July 4th on the list. Get your cooler ready now. It's going to be terrific.

[Pat Godwin]

And we will also be back with a story that makes me want to see.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you ready?

[Pat Godwin]

I think so. I'm as ready as. Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

I'm very excited. Also, we have a special almost entirely visual treat coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, on the program, will you be disrobing?

[Chick McGee]

Not exact. Kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The London hot dog is gonna make it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, right.

[Chick McGee]

There's going to be a. And so will you, by the way. And so will Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

We're gonna be disrobing.

[Chick McGee]

No, but you're gonna be doing something, all right. The removal of something and the application of something else. Yeah, it's quite interesting right now, the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by Better Help. The seasons are changing. When do the clocks change? Coming up this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, this weekend. Saturday night.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Al Jackson]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

He's many things stand up. Comedian, writer, producer, director, singer. And now a singer. We'll have evidence of that coming right up. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. I'm a crooner in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chick McGee]

Low Tom, doesn't crooner sound like it could be a pejorative? I'll tell you what, that guy that's.

[Christy Lee]

A crooner, he said like that, you.

[Pat Godwin]

Know, I had my theories.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they let him off the boat.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you can tell he's a crooner. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We also have a very, very visual. A special thing coming up. I know it's radio. You may want to get near YouTube.

[Christy Lee]

Fit on your YouTube.

[Chick McGee]

Our feed on the YouTube.

[Tom Griswold]

But I know it's gonna be worth it.

[Chick McGee]

It's my understanding that the song relates to a new story. Do you have the story, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

Colorado coroner's office has canceled its safe and sweet family friendly Halloween party due to ongoing concerns regarding rotting corpses. WKRC reports that controversy began with former Pueblo county coroner Brian Cotter When 24 decomposing bodies were discovered behind a hidden door in the mortuary home he owned with his brother. Mr. Cotter, as you can imagine, resigned and was replaced by Dr. Greg Grahak, who sought to regain the community's trust by hosting a family friendly Halloween event. However, that idea was met with pushback from the community, leading the coroner's office to cancel the event.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think if a place like that were to have a trick or treat event, it might go a little something like this. It's all hallows evening just after supper time over at the funeral home the Jack o' lantern shine Four kids in their costumes ready to begin going to the place where they're dying to get in down at the coroner's it's time to trick or treat Having fun and getting candy There are tags on all the feet Jack sits in a casket eatin a snickers bar Kim guesses how many glass eyes are in that jar Billy peeks under the sheet of poor old Mr. Hewitt Johnny Bobs for apples in embalming fluid down at the corners it's fun to trick or treat Making s' mores in an oven that smells like roasted meat the late Margaret Penny is just lying there yes, she is in an open coffin the folks, they come and stare Showered in candy by her little nieces Peanut butter and chocolate Margaret rest in Reese's pieces Down at the corners it's a hell of a Halloween Here's a ring pop Here's a kit Kat Here's a liver Here's a spleen down at the corners Happy Halloween. We're having a party at the last place you'll be seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Great. Beautiful. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Down at the corner Good job, gents.

[Chick McGee]

Good job, Joshy. If I could go back to the original news story.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So they had 24 corpses in a. Wasn't there a smell?

[Pat Godwin]

There must have been.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no.

[Christy Lee]

At One point that goes away after a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, a typical week in a corners.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, in this case, though, there were some bodies just. Just rotting in the wall.

[Chick McGee]

They use the word decomposing. Wow, that is rough.

[Tom Griswold]

Grim.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A perfect story for Halloween, though, I gotta say.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, certainly.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you. That was a great song. Now, are we prepared to do our special thing?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe we are.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We've been talking about doing this for quite some time, and I've never gotten. Never gotten to it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's finally here. It's like Christmas morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Is this appropriate for the season?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, in a way, it kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Of goes with the costume.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it could be. It could be. Ms. Hooker has obtained.

[Pat Godwin]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

There are toupees.

[Tom Griswold]

There are toupees for everyone to wear.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a corkboard with, like, boy, what are we looking at? 11 toupees there.

[Al Jackson]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And they are substantial.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are. There's a lot of hair there.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of hair in all of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess, are these costume toupees or are they actual, like, wigs? One would try to fool people with? Like.

[Christy Lee]

Like, there's a little bit of both. I've been collecting them for about the last three months. Different ones I'd see that I'd like to see Tom wear.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and I think we're gonna get Josh to wear one as well.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you bring one over? They have different hair textures. There's one of them would be considered kind of a fro.

[Pat Godwin]

There's one that looks, dare I say, presidential.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Hand me the one you'd like me to try out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is exciting.

[Pat Godwin]

So Jess is picking out her. The one that she. Is this Jess? Is this the one that you're most excited to see Tom in? Okay. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

How do you know where the front is?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a tag.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a tag?

[Pat Godwin]

That's front.

[Tom Griswold]

A little rooster.

[Chick McGee]

Rod Stewart thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Now, as Jess is holding it and explaining to Tom how to put a wig on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is gonna take some time.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. We can kind of. So he's polishing his paint.

[Tom Griswold]

He actually just shook his hair out.

[Pat Godwin]

There we go. He's putting it on. Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

You tell me this isn't worth it.

[Chick McGee]

Is it on?

[Pat Godwin]

Right. It's all right. Yeah, man. Now, the sideburns give it away, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know, boy, that's. Don't you love that guy at the gym that has the jet black hair and then the white sideburns? And then you get sweaty. You see the black sweat beads dropping off his cheek.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess, what is it about this wig that you enjoyed?

[Christy Lee]

I feel like I've seen a guy try to pull this off.

[Chick McGee]

I have, too. It's really. I'll tell you what. It's really warm.

[Christy Lee]

It'd be like wearing a hat is itchy at all.

[Chick McGee]

It's a little weird because we put lice in there in the winter time when I walk my dogs, I have a hat like this that has built next to. And I have two clip on blinking lights.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got hair in his mouth. He had to just. He's having to pull.

[Chick McGee]

This thing is shedding.

[Tom Griswold]

It's what?

[Christy Lee]

Shedding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, do I have bangs? I can't.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And they kind of feather out, like Pat said.

[Christy Lee]

You can't feel.

[Pat Godwin]

There's almost a center part to the. To the wig. And then you've got kind of a tussled back, you know, where the crown of your head.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of a Robert Redford look.

[Chick McGee]

It is. Redford never let. He always kept dyeing his hair.

[Tom Griswold]

My God, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

And when your skin. When you get older, the skin doesn't match the hair. Yeah, those guys. I mean, if I wore this in.

[Christy Lee]

Public, actually, it's starting to grow on. It looks kind of nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Little.

[Chick McGee]

Little kids would go, look, mom wig.

[Pat Godwin]

How much for you to go to a Target today and just not ever, you know, just walk around shop.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I couldn't go to my Target. I know people.

[Pat Godwin]

And it never meant.

[Chick McGee]

Mention it.

[Pat Godwin]

And if they bring it up, just go, I don't know what you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what you're doing.

[Chick McGee]

What is the protocol?

[Tom Griswold]

What are you looking at?

[Chick McGee]

That's what people do. I remember. I remember I was doing a. Doing an intro at a large fair for a band that I was pretty good friends with, and one of the members of the band walked up to me and he had switched things up and had a gigantic toupee on.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

But he hadn't had it the previous time. I'd seen him several weeks before, so I didn't say anything. What is the. What is. What is one? I mean, this is like a Dear Abby question. Do you say, oh, I like the new wig? Nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, either say nothing or maybe even, hey, man, you look good. You know something? I just can't get over it. I mean, who is this young man speaking to me?

[Chick McGee]

Can I try the. The one on the lower right? Looks like it's kind of Froish.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's fascinating how much it does is face and everything. You look like Robert Red.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you got some Bobby R. I.

[Chick McGee]

Had no idea that was the one thing about Redford. He was such a natural guy. I just always let it go, you.

[Pat Godwin]

Know, it never bothered me. But you are right, it was unnatural.

[Christy Lee]

But maybe, and I'm just throwing this out there, it could have been natural.

[Pat Godwin]

There is a chance.

[Christy Lee]

Don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there is a chance.

[Chick McGee]

Were white and that.

[Christy Lee]

So that can happen too. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, as Tom is putting on a new wig, let's not forget Josh and outfit him in a wig.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I've never liked curly hair on men or women.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a very curly.

[Chick McGee]

When I was in college, it was very big. It was referred to as an isro or a Jew fro by my friends of the Jewish faith.

[Pat Godwin]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

And. But a lot of them, they would augment it. Remember how popular it was? Like Don Henley of the Eagle suddenly had like a fro and what's his name? Lindsey Buckingham. If you look at those pictures in the mid-70s all had a fro. Is this.

[Christy Lee]

That just looks like a lady's hat on your head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that looks ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. This is like Harpo Marx dipped his head in the ink. Yeah, yeah. Very unattractive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it looks like a comb over. Actually now I have darker features.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll see if I can get away with.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's transfer this one to Josh. And that one is tight. That one is tight and hot like your girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Why is your head so hot?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, why. Why'd your head get so hot? Tom is all that brain power up there, I bet. There you go. Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has a big curly wig on ears.

[Pat Godwin]

They. I guess they have to pull it down over there.

[Chick McGee]

I've actually seen a guy trying to. Trying to pull this look off. It is jet black. Look this way completely. You're 22. That is so ridiculous.

[Pat Godwin]

Does it look real at all?

[Christy Lee]

No, you look like. Keep it on.

[Chick McGee]

You look like you look. I don't know, Peter maybe from Family Guy.

[Christy Lee]

See yourself. See yourself.

[Chick McGee]

What we should do is.

[Pat Godwin]

It's very simple.

[Chick McGee]

Just have. We should get Noah from our staff to follow us around. Both walk into Target with wigs.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta do that YouTube. And please run into someone we know. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

They are warm, dude.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Josh, do you want to try one of the straight hair ones on?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this one's kind of. This one's kind of a gray hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this Will go with your. Your beard. This will be. Oh. Oh, I think. I think we found it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This. This matches your skin tone. You could.

[Al Jackson]

You could.

[Chick McGee]

You could pull this one off like my granny.

[Tom Griswold]

You could actually.

[Chick McGee]

The rocking grandpa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you're like.

[Chick McGee]

The grandpa was a cover band on the weekends. It's. You look like a. You look like. You look like the. The conductor and the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Leopold.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

With the big long. You got to see this before you take it off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

From the side, that looks real.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the one I'll walk around in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. And I. I make a prediction. You walk around in that long enough, you'll forget you have it on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And people will insane.

[Chick McGee]

And you can shake your head to get your bangs out of your face.

[Pat Godwin]

What songs are we doing? Well, we're gonna over the Brown Eyed Girl. This. I don't. If anybody who knows what. What matte groaning looks like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, but from the side. That looks real.

[Tom Griswold]

It does.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, dude.

[Christy Lee]

The back is a little curly, but.

[Chick McGee]

And it's that. It's a. Calm the back down. It's that thick Ted Kennedy hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep, that's it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Really something.

[Christy Lee]

You got to take that home. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe one of these lady friends might find that appealing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think, man? This is. Oh, Josh, put the wig on. I feel like I'm doing good. Conductor.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I'm actually.

[Tom Griswold]

That is frightening.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm getting a little teary. What? What? Could have been.

[Chick McGee]

Something else.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Pat and I should try on some wigs, too. I don't want to be left out.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Godwin, can we get one for Pat? What's that one on the very bottom? Whatever you want to do. Yeah, the one on the very bottom is kind of a white wig. That works. I know. What's the best way to watch this, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

On YouTube, on the Bob and Tom channel.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now, Pat has a very, very white hair, although you have natural black eye that's actually darker than.

[Christy Lee]

You got a big head, don't you? Yeah, I forgot.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you should have warned you. I should have warned you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. We might need to grease that up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we forgot that Pat has a big head.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, Ms. Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Can you back it up a little bit? It's a little. The hairline a little low.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know. Boy, oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

There we go. You do it. That is.

[Pat Godwin]

See, this is also great. We got to get you walking around somewhere too, because people will think you're trying to pull it off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, he does. He does look like the gravel.

[Pat Godwin]

You look like you're about to have cheesecake with Bea Arthur. Betty White.

[Tom Griswold]

You're waiting for Burt Reynolds to knock at the door.

[Chick McGee]

Now, chick, do you want the light brown, the dark brown or the black?

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever's closest to my. Well, a gray one, I would think. Or ch.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to try this one I'm wearing?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think this is going to look good. Oh, this is kind of a mullet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, perfect. Once again, we're trying on wigs. I know this is very visual, but we'll post some photographs of this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, these are pretty great.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Josh's is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they are small.

[Chick McGee]

The thing is from the side.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

From the side, they look real. Oh, this is kind of a Jeff Beck look.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For a little.

[Pat Godwin]

You look like Bob Seger.

[Christy Lee]

A little mullety.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, A little. A little mullety.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very.

[Pat Godwin]

You're Bob Seeger.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you. You are. That's Bob Seger back in. Back in 72.

[Tom Griswold]

It has a. It has a beauty shop smell to it. It. Did you notice that?

[Christy Lee]

A little bit.

[Chick McGee]

You look really good with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, stop. No, I need to wear it.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it looks pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't have the white beard. You could almost pull that.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I think so too. Cuz his eyebrows. It really was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, your eyebrows do match. You're right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

From a distance, you.

[Pat Godwin]

You could pull that off if you were to shave. You got that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's amazing how much it changes someone's face, don't you think?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Entirely different with hair like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Hi, how are you?

[Pat Godwin]

I think my face looks way chubbier with this wig.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Let me see. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's weird. Why?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know why, but it sure does.

[Chick McGee]

You're a little more. Yeah. Jolly cheeky.

[Pat Godwin]

Now is a. Is there anything that would be comical on Ace?

[Chick McGee]

Like a one of them? All right, let's do it. But first we need to take a short break. Break. Oh, you're gonna play a little song for us. You don't know me. You know something? That Michael has a pretty good hair. That isn't bad. Now when we come back, we will have to continue our wig.

[Pat Godwin]

You realize if we took a picture, the four of us and. And these wigs and like posed, we could convince people we were a band from the 70s who's like back out on tour.

[Chick McGee]

Back out on tour.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, we could. We could.

[Chick McGee]

And there are a couple guys and bands that have the massive wigs.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, if we told people we were head east, people would go, oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I mean? So during the break, let's take the picture. Get me another wig.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We'll get that done. We have a lot of other cool stuff coming up, including. Have we done sports yet?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. But my God, these wigs are hot. My God, they're hot.

[Chick McGee]

You look great like that.

[Tom Griswold]

The heat.

[Chick McGee]

My God, that. That shaves 20 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't hassle me, man.

[Christy Lee]

I like the other chick better. I think you do. Yeah. I like. You're a handsome guy.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like him looking like he's.

[Christy Lee]

Trying to pull off 1975. No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay, okay. What if it was a shorter wig?

[Tom Griswold]

Never bid any reason.

[Christy Lee]

Now that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you buy a wig like this and then have a. A stylist cut it to your face?

[Christy Lee]

You can do that?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Style it for you.

[Chick McGee]

We will return. We have a bunch of other really exciting stuff coming up in the news, including Chernobyl news that involves dogs. That's rather unusual and also very colorful. Plus, we have monkeys in the news. We've got a world record and an update on the Paris jewel robbery at the Louvre. That's all on the way from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. We're all wearing wigs today.

[Pat Godwin]

There's and wigs.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

He's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

We just took some photographs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you get a chance. Are they posted?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we have the group shot up now. And it's a caption contest, guys.

[Chick McGee]

And where is that found? Instagram, Facebook and Twitter.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, so it's essentially name that band.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We look like an aging rock band on our fifth final tour.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's be honest. Aged.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Now Chick has The dark brown. I would call it semi mullet Bob Seeger look.

[Tom Griswold]

I look a little like Delta Burke. I thought when she got. When she got chubby or something. I think so. Yeah. I know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not seeing that.

[Tom Griswold]

You see. You see Bob Seger, honestly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, and then Pat Godwin. Pat, I'll tell you what going on over here, because there's no part. There's no part with your headphones on that looks real.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. It looks pretty real.

[Tom Griswold]

You could absolutely move somewhere and tell people that you're here. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Josh, from the side looks like an aging symphony conductor, but from the front, the part is. The. The part is pretty fake from the front, I think it's hard to do that in a wig, but it's very thick, grayish hair.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I look like somebody who does music for, like, CSI or like, some. Like, I'm in my keyboard with, like, a synthetic.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you familiar in the NFL with Rex Ryan?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the commentator Sunday mornings on espn. Well, his brother. They're twins, Rob Ryan and Rex Ryan and Rob. Not Rex has his hair long like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And thick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And we're trying to organize a picture because you really do look a lot like Rob Ryan. Oh, in that picture. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think it's time we got one for race. Do you want to.

[Christy Lee]

Do you want to do that?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I ran it by him. He's a player.

[Al Jackson]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Rob Ryan. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at it.

[Al Jackson]

I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh, it's so close.

[Chick McGee]

And again, if you're not familiar with him, he has extremely thick gray hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Does this look like him?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How would you describe that? That style?

[Christy Lee]

That style, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But that Rob has up there.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess, would you say layered?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it definitely. And his.

[Chick McGee]

But it's like. It's like a halo of hair. It just touches his shoulders, but it's thick and sticks out.

[Christy Lee]

Really, really very curly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not. I'm Pat. You could send a photograph, like, from the front with the headphones on. It looks like it's your hair. It matches your beard perfectly.

[Pat Godwin]

And I wish we would have sent you to your high school reunion like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Did anybody at your high school reunion, do you think anybody sporting the bad.

[Christy Lee]

Tube, you need to wear that. Wear that Saturday on stage in Green.

[Pat Godwin]

Bay really get away with.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, people. The. The savvier people would.

[Christy Lee]

They'll love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you'd be on stage for 30 seconds and someone would. Shot up. Nice wig. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about you do the first half of the show without the wig and then bring the wig out?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe vice versa.

[Christy Lee]

So far, names for your band are the four scores.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's good.

[Al Jackson]

That's good.

[Christy Lee]

April Wine.

[Tom Griswold]

April.

[Chick McGee]

That's an actual band.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it really?

[Tom Griswold]

Just between you and me.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now, Ace is gonna try on. Ace has a great head of hair, which we never see.

[Christy Lee]

This picture is.

[Chick McGee]

Ace's hair is kind of graying on the side. He's putting on a very dark.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's kind of James Brown.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, that is.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, now it just.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that is.

[Christy Lee]

I think you need to pull it down in the back a little.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that's Perry.

[Pat Godwin]

That is very. We just. We just entered Big Mama's house.

[Al Jackson]

That is.

[Pat Godwin]

I, I, I. I'm just waiting for him to chastise us for, like, acting up there.

[Chick McGee]

The thing is, there, there are several performers who.

[Pat Godwin]

Auntie Ace.

[Chick McGee]

Who sport wigs just like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. They.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Mom's May. Anybody? Mom's May.

[Pat Godwin]

A young Della Reese.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. My goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Give me a break. Now we have to leave him on so we could do another band picture. He could be the funky bas player. Look, Lamar. Lamar joined the band again.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like a little feet reunion.

[Tom Griswold]

You ain't got nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

You seen yourself and then you haven't. Yeah, yeah. We got to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's fantastic.

[Pat Godwin]

It's really lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be funny if someone who'd never seen this show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And they. They, they.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell are these people?

[Chick McGee]

Do these five idiots think they're pulling this off?

[Pat Godwin]

They're like, man, that lady is so nice not to say anything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You guys look so good today.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Coach Ryan, how do you feel that the NFL season is going so far?

[Pat Godwin]

The boys are doing all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you nail. You're nailing it.

[Chick McGee]

We worked on it. We just said if we could score, we could win. We got. The defense has to hold them, but then if we score, we'll.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll win the game.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, if we make videos of us shopping and trying to pull these off out in public, we gotta wait a little while because we don't want people to think this is a Halloween thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, we want people. That's true.

[Pat Godwin]

We want people to think this is a real life.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I'm committed. I'll do that. Yeah, we all have to do that. I'm Telling you, Pat, that that is the best one of all of them. No, I think Josh may be the best. You're only saying that because the headphone kind of mats down the over fullness of it. Yeah, but. No, but you could. You could have that thing trimmed down because it doesn't have a part.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You look just like Austin Powers with your glasses on. Now, are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you horny bab? Maybe allow myself to introduce.

[Christy Lee]

I think that might be the wig that he wore in Austin Powers. It's almost dead on.

[Pat Godwin]

Danger is his middle name.

[Christy Lee]

Now we just need to get you the teeth.

[Chick McGee]

What's a good Austin Powers line for.

[Pat Godwin]

Me to try saying oh, yeah baby or yeah, yeah, baby?

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Al Jackson]

That's what he has.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, baby.

[Chick McGee]

It's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Nail it.

[Chick McGee]

I will head down to Carnaby street and swing.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Swinging 60s London, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice rack, Twiggy.

[Pat Godwin]

What would look ridiculous on Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

He's already got so much hair. How did you make that? He's got a.

[Christy Lee]

Put a wig. Do you have the wig caplets that. We'd have to scrunch his hair down.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what? It looked great on Oscar would be. No, no, we need to go. Go get a reggae full.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Rastafarian.

[Chick McGee]

Rastafarian. Get him a Marcus Garvey thing. It'd be wonderful.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess, I want to see you in this wig. I think you're. You'll look like. Do you remember the character? It's Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my. Not nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's the wig.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. No, I know this is radio, so we're violating every proper broadcasting, but you can watch this on.

[Christy Lee]

You need your glasses.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That. You nailed it before. It is.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my little joke.

[Chick McGee]

The actress who did that on snl. That was quite a while ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Julia. Julia Sweeney.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And she has a terrific one woman show that's out there. If you ever want get a chance, dig it up somewhere. It's really, really good and very serious and profoundly moving.

[Christy Lee]

To me that just looks like a hat. Like you know those little wool.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Curly hats that were in Russia. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It reminds me of the worst era of women's hair in America. Yeah. When everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when Streisand did that in. What was that? Awful.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the boxing. No, gentle. No, it was the boxing movie.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it was the. The. The remake. They just remade it again. Star is born and she had the fro. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Awful.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you look like you're you. You either look like you could be at Comic Con. Like just a nerd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It makes you very gay. Like looking very, very.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's very Ms. Pat the Androgynous sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's very androgynous. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Not Ms. Pat. It's Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Ace is looking like.

[Tom Griswold]

Although.

[Chick McGee]

Although Ms. Pat, she. What did she say? She now has 50 wigs.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of wigs.

[Tom Griswold]

And Ace has not had a chance to see himself. I believe we have. We showed him on the. On the big.

[Christy Lee]

There you are.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is.

[Pat Godwin]

Welcome to my house.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, Ace has that much hair in reality, but he'd have to dye it a little bit because your hair's getting kind of gray.

[Pat Godwin]

Aren't you watching that sitcom?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Here's Ace.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen Ace smile like that in a long time.

[Pat Godwin]

Auntie Ace. And you have to take care of Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Auntie Ace.

[Chick McGee]

I think Ace looks like some concert promoter that. Well, we just made $50 million. Yeah. I'm taking a break. Well, thanks for allowing us to do this. Something this dumb. And we got to do a full band shot with Ace during the break and get that posted. They've added. We've added a new bass player. And we have a lot of interesting things coming up, including a world record of a good story coming out of the NBA and a good one coming out of the NFL, not to mention today in history on the way. And we got Loose monkeys and a cool Dr. Seuss update. Really a fun, fun thing. There we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though we're not too much to look at.

[Chick McGee]

You can can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Boba Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I think Josh has hit a new.

[Chick McGee]

A new.

[Tom Griswold]

A new level. He's up a new level, Dom. Doesn't he look like.

[Christy Lee]

I can't laugh this much.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm peeing my look like patient zero.

[Chick McGee]

It's wear a wig day. We. We will explain. Introduce everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I have my own hair.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. And then there's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is at the I Hate stevensinger.com sidekick chair. I'll remind you that today is the day. What is it? Week nine of the NFL season begins this evening. So you got to get your picks in. Just pick the winners in the NFL this weekend. It's real simple. Go to bobandtom.com contest. Don't have to worry about the spread. Just pick the winners and you could be a big winner of a $500e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. Check out the [e-mail] we're going to be talking to our winner from week eight, Bernie Balms. Did I get it right? Rhymes with palms. Bernie. Another Michiganian. Slash Michigander. Who won it this week. Now we are all wearing wigs for the most part. Christie is not.

[Christy Lee]

Jess is not.

[Chick McGee]

I took mine off. Yeah. Okay. Very good, Ace. There's kind of a James Brown thing going there. Yeah, kind of a. What was the word they used to call it a process. Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Self.

[Chick McGee]

The. The process was a hair straightening thing that apparently was. Was used very harsh chemicals. Yeah, yeah. And then Josh has been switched off. What is my wig is what. I can't. How would you describe it?

[Christy Lee]

Austin Powers. Like, it looks exactly like Austin.

[Chick McGee]

Funky teeth. Josh has switched to a slightly dyed. Lighter than your own hair.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And it's a short. Short, like a parted on the side. Who was the dork on 30 Rock?

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember him?

[Chick McGee]

The skinny kid. Yeah. Yes. It's kind of like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you know Jack McBrayer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, in no way am I being mean. It looks very gay.

[Christy Lee]

It does, it does.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if it was.

[Christy Lee]

But if it was the same color as your beard, you could pull it off. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's the dye job that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Makes it look.

[Christy Lee]

The color is a little off.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

By the way, Julie, I'll be bringing a plus one to Thanksgiving this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, can you, like, dye these wigs and match your closer to your hair color? And I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't think you can. These are. If they're natural hair, you can dye them. These are. Yeah, these are all like polyester and.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And they are itchy now. And they're getting a little bit warm. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we try a darker wig on you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure. Whatever you want. Want. Pats is by far the best with.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what's so fun about this is. I think everybody has.

[Chick McGee]

You could pull it off.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody has their favorites.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff just pulled it off now. And when she pulled it off, all. You look 20 years older.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I am.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Okay. Now she's putting a dark. Is that a dark brown?

[Christy Lee]

Is that going to fit him?

[Chick McGee]

Once again, Pat has a very large head.

[Al Jackson]

Teeth.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at this.

[Chick McGee]

Now he's got bangs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're a mop top. Oh my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Now this is a.

[Christy Lee]

You look like. Yeah, you kind of look like you're Three Stooges, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it has the straight. You know who this looks like? The documentary filmmaker.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Who's new?

[Christy Lee]

Ken Burns.

[Chick McGee]

Ken Burns. Whose new film does.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what though? He finally changed his hairstyle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he got rid of. He got rid of. The embarrassing war was a phenomenal. He's got his revolutionary word documentary that's I'm sure wonderful. But you do look like he used to look.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

And. Oh, that's so funny. Or I'm betting on baseball.

[Christy Lee]

Do you like the bangs? Do the bangs feel weird?

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, look over here. Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, you see, you can't pull that one off. That one. No, no. Doesn't work, but it's very funny. Okay, now are we going to dwig and get to some actual sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we are, Trey. Yes. Savage. You Savage.

[Chick McGee]

Treat me like a Savage.

[Tom Griswold]

Set a World series rookie record, 12 strikeouts. Blue Jays open game five back to back home runs and a 61 victory over the Dodgers in Los Angeles that last night that moved them within one win of their first championship since 1993 last century.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you talking about basing ball?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I am.

[Pat Godwin]

He thinks it's called basic basingball.

[Chick McGee]

You know. You know who Chick looks like?

[Tom Griswold]

Davis, Schneider and Vlad Guerrero. Guerrero back to back home runs.

[Chick McGee]

Chick looks kind of like the guy from Collective Soul, Ed Roland.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd have to look him up. I haven't seen him in years.

[Tom Griswold]

You're thinking. You're thinking everybody looks like you think Heywood looks.

[Chick McGee]

Haywood looks just like him. When I went to see them, the guy behind me tapped me on the shoulder, said, tom, is that Haywood singing lead? He's got a. He's got shoulder length white hair.

[Al Jackson]

See?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's got that hair.

[Christy Lee]

That hair is too feminine. It doesn't look like a man would wear that. I don't know why. It looks like something a church lady would wear.

[Tom Griswold]

Would Josh and I make a good couple? Yes. With these wigs.

[Chick McGee]

He looks just like the aforementioned football coach.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, that Ryan guy.

[Chick McGee]

Rob. Rob.

[Christy Lee]

Was it Ryan? What was his Rob Ryan?

[Chick McGee]

You want me to do my collective soul?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. This is this when they recorded this song it's my understanding the way they did it is they, they took this song and. Oh, wait a minute. Did it again.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they didn't do that. Really?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't do it recorded like that with a megaphone.

[Chick McGee]

Jack. Jack. Okay, that works. Yeah, I'm afraid that's for the second time in a row. When I press that, it switches to a different thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Imagine that.

[Chick McGee]

That's positively weird. Let's get back to the action. What's going on in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

NFL teams have lost star players to season ending injuries this season or played without them for significant stretches. But a new poll finds that most football fans want more games even if it means their favorite players are at risk. A new poll found about half the NFL fans say the league is doing enough to protect players from serious injuries. Most Fans right. About 60% support expanding the season, including many who say the move for players, which would include a salary increase, is worth the increased risk of injury. The NFL is nearing the midpoint of a season marked by high profile injuries that have knocked several key players out of action. And the rest of the way, many. Are many teams missing their star players? The poll suggests for the first. For the most part, blame is not with the league.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's easy for Joe Six Pack to go. Yeah, go ahead and risk getting a concussion.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but what they're going to do is I, I think it makes most sense is still not have anybody play more than 16 games. Even if there are 20 games. So your, your entire quarter you play 16 games over the 40, 64 quarters.

[Chick McGee]

That's that stupid, stupid loading thing they do in the NBA which is. So you go to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who's going to go see the game? Well, I'm not sure if LeBron's playing load manager. It's about stars.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, why don't they just expand it and give each team three buys that would give them time to recover and, but still there's still the. Obviously the risk of concussions. I don't see the players association going for this.

[Tom Griswold]

It. That's the, that's the bump in the.

[Chick McGee]

Rope because it's their, it's their health and their lives.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and they're saying two injuries have increased because practice has changed so much. There's very little contact in practice anymore at all. And the only contact players get are in the game and they're, you know, you play like you practice and you're not.

[Chick McGee]

It's terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, speaking of practice, this is my favorite story of the day involving the practice Squad. Now we don't typically cover practice squad.

[Tom Griswold]

News, but Denver Broncos have signed 41 year old Mercedes Lewis to the practice squad. Lewis worked out for the team yesterday, his 20th NFL season. Adam Schefter noted that the Broncos promote Lewis to their active roster to play in a game. If they do that, he would become the oldest tight end to play in game in NFL history. Well, that's cool. He was the Jacksonville Jaguars first round pick pick in 2006, went to Florida State, believe it or not. He's played for the Jaguars, Packers, Bears and now maybe he'll be called up and play for the Broncos.

[Christy Lee]

Do those guys make decent money?

[Tom Griswold]

I think he practice squad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do okay, but then they get called up all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Then they're over a million when they get called up.

[Chick McGee]

And to have a 41 year old tight end. I mean Noni. Well, certainly not if you're in prison, but I mean. Oh yeah, I have a.

[Christy Lee]

Never mind. A lot older than that. Tight end.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, something about a tight end over there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Joe Flacco injured this weekend the Bengals host the Bears and looks like he has a problem with his shoulder, his throwing shoulder. So he might not be able to play this weekend. Or is it his shoulder or is he just can't. Can't get a ride from the home to get to the game. Is that what it is? And NBA guard Terry Rozier and coach Chauncey Billups will not receive their salaries while on leave for their arrests and federal gambling related charges. Well, that kind of makes sense.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I could see that.

[Christy Lee]

Understand it.

[Tom Griswold]

Citing sources. Rosier's first installment of $26.6 million annual salary with the Heat along with future installments will be held pending resolution of his case. If he's cleared and allowed to return to the league, he could receive the held payments in full. Chauncey, the Portland coach has also been placed on leave by the league after his arrest last week. Is having his salary held by the Trailblazers. World record coming up.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to think of famous Chauncy's Famous.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And the only one I could come up with was a fictional character. Anyone from being there? Right. Yeah. Chauncey Gardner from the great movie Being There. Yeah, Peter Sellers. Any other famous Chauncey's you can think of? It's a great name. You just don't hear it much. Chauncey Billups is the other one I came up with. That's it. Well, it's kind of a cool name. Maybe it'll come back into Fashion.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

My daughter Ellen, her, her name was almost Chauncey. I wanted that. I wanted that real bad.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really more intelligent heads prevailed, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think it's a beautiful name.

[Chick McGee]

Are there ladies named Chauncey every now and then?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I guess you could pull that off. Chunky. That's very nice. Don't forget Babatom.com contest. We'd like you to enter with all your NFL picks. Very important because we would like you to be a big winner. Speaking of picks, what do you have?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Coming up, the word of the year. I'm already upset about it. It's not a word. And we have a world record. We have Chernobyl dogs in the news and something that weird that happened with a roller coaster. Plus cool Dr. Seuss news on the way. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. My wig affecting my voice.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi there, chair.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

The wigs are off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

We all tried on wigs. Photographs are being posted.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know which. I don't which I object to more, the look or the itchiness of the wig. There's got to be something you can.

[Chick McGee]

Do about That I think a proper toupee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would be smaller and. But I mean, there are certain people who wear the big gigantic helmet. Like toupees.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We have posted some photographs. We posed as if we were a band and you know, one of those. One of those bands, they're doing their. Another one of their reunion tours.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Last go around tours and we asked for a name and there's. There's a photograph of us. The. The names are true. Tremendous. The Traveling Wheelbarrows.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good. I mean, these are all good. Reoped Wagon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we're incontinent. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Metal Musil.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

The Backache Boys. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Really good. These are so good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, these are great.

[Chick McGee]

The Moldy Blues.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Wiggy Josh Arnold and the Geriatric Three. I love this next one. Break Wind and Fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh is the one. I think Josh's pose is the most rock and roll.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

He is ready to play.

[Chick McGee]

This looks like. Well, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

And Tom looks like he's in love with Josh but doesn't know how to tell him about it.

[Chick McGee]

Josh looks like he could be the bass player in an all alt band from the early 90s.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Definitely.

[Chick McGee]

From a distance with that way that photograph is, you can't tell that's a wig.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're like, hey, that guy was in tow. The Wet Sprocket. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You'd buy. You'd buy that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

More band suggestions from you, the audience. The Traveling Dingleberries. This next one is so good. I. Greedon's Clearwater Funeral.

[Pat Godwin]

No revival at all.

[Chick McGee]

That's good. Spinal Neck. The flab for the dad Street Boys. And a reference to Patty G. Patty and the Pacemakers.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

That was a hit too. Patty G, by the way, without the wig, will be on stage for a killer show coming up in Green Bay this Saturday night. It's Pat Godwin, Greg Hahn and Dave Dyer. That is a great show at the famous Meyer Theater in Green Bay. So if you're anywhere near there, be sure to go check it out. It'll be really cool. Now it's time for us to. Are we returning to the sports page?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we are. Let's see. Here we go. Canadian strongman known simply as the Moose has broken the Guinness World record for the heaviest boat pulled 20 meters, just over 65ft. With his upper body, Wesley Moose Derwinski was able to pull a ship weighing nearly 262,000 pounds. What pulled it to shore? At an event organized by the SCL Strongman Champions League.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In Sandusky, Ohio. He beat 14 other professional athletes to win the competition and earn the record.

[Christy Lee]

The boat's on the water.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

And fires in the sky.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. Look at this guy.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a. Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Gigantic.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's using a rope and his legs and he's just.

[Pat Godwin]

He's essentially deadlifting over and over and over again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's got his feet against a wall. Yeah. That's a serious. And the boats there, there. Obviously there are people standing on board.

[Christy Lee]

The boat and that is a huge boat.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he spent some time on a rower.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And technically, I guess it's a rope.

[Pat Godwin]

It's absolutely a rope on a boat.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Well, the only boat on a rope is usually called the painter, but that's only for dinghies, so that's technically a line.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody drown him?

[Chick McGee]

When you listen carefully, can you. If you pop up the volume, you can hear the hemorrhoids popping.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy. Just pile after pile.

[Tom Griswold]

There's got to be a trick to it. Starting it out would probably be the hardest. Yeah. Once it gets.

[Chick McGee]

The trick is being unbelievably strong. That's why they call them moose.

[Christy Lee]

And make sure the tide's coming in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that does help.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Toe tow your boat once you get it started.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what the. Could you move a. A like a large cruise ship?

[Christy Lee]

Could I.

[Chick McGee]

How many people would it take? These are on the water, so that makes it somewhat easier. It was. Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's a. On the land to pull a boat. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Even with a car.

[Chick McGee]

And is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

That is sports.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, then we're going to check in with Chris Lee. Before we do, I'll remind you sports fans, go to bob and tom.com contest. Week nine begins this evening. We'd like you to check in and make your picks because you could win a $500 e gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Check the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com while you're there. @bobandtom.com we have that new thing going on with orange insoles. You could win yourself a 4K TV plus a Visa gift card courtesy of orange insoles. And it's the season to get the boots out. Put those insoles in from orange insoles. So now get all that [e-mail] contest and look around. If you want to see the pictures of us on the wigs, they are a sight to See if you will. But we now check in with Christy Lee over there.

[Christy Lee]

We have to get our Halloween stories.

[Chick McGee]

In at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Well, a poll from the Associated Press reveals just how Americans will be celebrating Halloween this year. According to the survey of 1200 adults, about 2 thirds will celebrate Halloween in some way. 30% said they will watch a scary movie for Halloween. 30% of those polled said they will be handing out candy this year.

[Chick McGee]

That seems like a low number.

[Christy Lee]

It does seem low. Just 5% of U.S. adults say they will pass out healthy snacks instead of candy. All right. Approximately 3 in 10 respondents said they will display Halloween decorations in their home or yard.

[Tom Griswold]

But they said healthy snacks. Not like pencil erasers or. Yeah, anything. Or pencils or anything like that.

[Chick McGee]

What kid wants that?

[Pat Godwin]

What is a healthy snack? You could give a kid and they.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn'T be like, well, you actually can't give away.

[Tom Griswold]

Give away nuts or Craisins.

[Pat Godwin]

What about like a little airplane pack of Wheat Thins, do you think?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, yeah. Does that come when you buy that? Does it come with the toilet paper for the kids to throw on your house?

[Tom Griswold]

What about that?

[Christy Lee]

What about little goldfish? Those.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't those healthy? You mean like live goldfish?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I wanted to give the kids live gold.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think in your neighborhood, what percent of people have their houses with something?

[Christy Lee]

My neighborhood?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

One. One person. But I live in a very small neighborhood.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, mine, it's 90%.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm at the end of a cul de sac and the houses are too far apart.

[Pat Godwin]

Mine's 70 or so. Yeah, 70 to 80.

[Christy Lee]

There are 34 houses and I haven't gone all the way back around. I think only one because we don't have a lot of kids.

[Tom Griswold]

I think out of seven houses that I can see from my front porch, none give out.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, you're in your brand new apartment. I am indeed. Did you get trick or treaters last year?

[Al Jackson]

Year?

[Chick McGee]

No. Only one year out of the five years I was there did I get a trick or treater or two.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If you want, you can come over tomorrow and help me pass out candy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think. I think it's very specific to where you. What's kind of a subdivision you live in, whether there's a lot of decorations.

[Chick McGee]

Will you carve a pumpkin, Pat? No, no. This year was all about the move. We didn't get Halloweeny.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, I haven't decided if I'm doing Jack O lanterns or not.

[Christy Lee]

One Quarter of the folks that were pulled said they would carve a pumpkin.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're not carving a pumpkin.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if they, if they triage this at your local er if they go, okay, well, it's pumpkin carving season. Get ready to do some stitches.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember that? Didn't we have a poll? The most common accident at home is cutting a bagel.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a severe hand injury.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, accident. Yeah, I would imagine it'd be the same.

[Christy Lee]

My husband had a severe hand accident cutting a steak once. And he'll never ever handle a knife again. Hardly. It was awful.

[Chick McGee]

The avocado too now is big.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

I also got. Hi, this is Andy.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Andy.

[Tom Griswold]

This was before me, Chrissy's husband. I. I also got severe frostbite.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah? What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I took my hand and I. Oh, gee. Wow. Hey, it's not me, it's Andy. You yell at him.

[Christy Lee]

About eight in 10 parents of a child under 18 say they will do something to celebrate the holiday. All right, what happens to the other two?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's kids. Kids you celebrate if you don't have kids.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but 8 out of 10 parents.

[Pat Godwin]

That'S under 18, so some of those might have 17 year olds.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you think about a guy in a neighborhood who's, let's say in a his 40s, who decorates his house.

[Christy Lee]

Paired with about 6 in 10 adults without young kids.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you do? And he maybe has one of those guys, lives alone, has a cat, you know, I mean, what. Wait a second, that's you. Holy heck.

[Christy Lee]

Parents are also more likely to say they'll wear a costume themselves. Less than 10% of respondents said they will dress up their pet in a costume. I just had this over the weekend and some. A friend of mine. Did you get costumes for your pets? No, but I know people that. Did you have pet costumes?

[Tom Griswold]

I have ears.

[Chick McGee]

One of them has a costume. The other one just has like these clip on ears that he does not care for.

[Tom Griswold]

I have Christmas ears. I have turkey leg ears.

[Christy Lee]

What's your costume for your dogs?

[Tom Griswold]

Devil ears.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a clown suit. Heart bought a dark was.

[Pat Godwin]

That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

The. I. I've noticed this. More and more of the adults are answering the door with some kind of a costume.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

That's kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Did you do that when you were in that.

[Tom Griswold]

In that world? No, I didn't do that. No. Yeah, I just went to the door. Well, actually one, I think One or twice. I have a hockey mask I wear every time. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now, did you walk with the kids or did you pass out the candy.

[Tom Griswold]

Party? I passed out the candy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I stayed at the house.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. My husband, the kid's dad, would walk with the kids and I would pass out the candy.

[Chick McGee]

I would just pass out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We had beers.

[Chick McGee]

You did?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, yes. That was a big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. A wagon and the kids and beer in the wagon.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, our little history lesson. We have the word of the day that I'm not happy about.

[Pat Godwin]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you give us a hint that.

[Chick McGee]

It'S not a word?

[Pat Godwin]

Is it one of the dictionaries? Yeah, dictionaries.

[Chick McGee]

They're all. They seem to all do this.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy lives by himself and celebrates Halloween. Also stutters.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, this is starting to feel more and more personal.

[Chick McGee]

It really. It's the. It's the Dictionary.com word of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you give us a hint?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, give us a hint.

[Chick McGee]

No, we've been talking about it occasionally on this show.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And it's. It's. It's become hugely common in the last year.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it numbers with younger people?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the number. Okay, never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And it's really irritating, huh?

[Christy Lee]

We have our shoeing of the week coming up now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we do.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, right now, it's time for the special quiz. We've been talking about annuities. What's an annuity? Well, it's a way to retire and still have money coming in. Planning ahead can be very important. That's where the Silac Insurance Company comes in. They're the experts on annuities. And that's why we have the McGee 3. Your letters sent to us about annuities. And we begin with this one. Dear Chick Magee, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. What is the Silac insurance company's informational address, website, etc. Etc.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean the Silac website.

[Chick McGee]

The website. That's what I am asking.

[Tom Griswold]

Silacins.com. that's s I L A C.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Nice job. I love the idea of getting this a staggering 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where do I learn about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Just go again to silacins.com and click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Chick McGee]

You're two for two. Very good job. Finally. Dear Mr. McGee, I love your mellifluous voice. You are truly a great American announcer.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Ergo, I would like to ask you to please read the SILAC disclaimer.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't and I won't. Christy, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Chick McGee]

Brilliantly done, Christy. Thank you very much. Coming up, our Shoe one of the week with Bernie Balm Thomas from Okamos, Michigan. And we'll talk with Al Jackson, etc. Etc. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom Dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Christy Lee. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick Magee at the Bryce Picks sports desk. And here's Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, you can see for yourself what we look like in those wigs. Really interesting. And we, we have a. We formed a band and I'm not sure which name we're gonna go with, but we do look like an aging band that's on the road episode. I'm not sure if we're gonna go with the Backache Boys, the Moldy Blues Break Wind and Fire, or the dad Street Boys or even Creedence Clearwater Funeral.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If you want to go back and watch the whole show in its entirety, we'll be on YouTube later on this afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Now, I believe. Do we have our friend on the phone here? Okay. This should be Bernie joining us on the phone, the winner of week eight in our Pigskin pick em competition. Bernie, can you hear me okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's good to talk to you. And it's Bernie. It's pronounced Balms, your last name.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You did a much better job pronouncing.

[Tom Griswold]

It today than you did yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it might be like, fancy, like Bernie Balmes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Frank.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's no, no special pronunciations.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Except for pronunciation. How about special pronunciation?

[Chick McGee]

Bernie, you're from Michigan. Is it pronounced Okamus?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Okamus.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That's because that's how I always pronounce it on the news. I want to make sure I got it right. Not so. It's okamus.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard it was okamus.

[Chick McGee]

I just said okamus. The accent on the first syllable. Congratulations, Bernie. You are a big winner in our competition. You've got yourself a $500 e card e gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. And congratulations. You were among several winners and you broke the tie. Now you get to pick against Chick McGee. Are you a Lions fan, I assume? Oh, yeah, my whole life.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. How'd that. How that season end last year? Do you remember? I was okay with it, actually. No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

All right, now you're gonna pick against. That was a tough loss, but you're gonna pick against Chick McGee, who is a Washington Football club fan, A die.

[Tom Griswold]

Hard fan, and longer than you've been alive there, Bernie.

[Chick McGee]

You can see the hostility has already begun.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. No hostility. Playful banter.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, like boxers before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, like WWE and RF Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's get to your picks. What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, the Indianapolis Colts is a big time game this weekend. Indianapolis Colts are 7 and 1. Travel to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Steelers and Mike Tomlin are a home dog is what they say. Steelers are getting three in Pittsburgh. Who do you like? The Colts minus the 3 or Pittsburgh plus the 3. Definitely the Colts. He's correct. Colts minus 3. Tom, write that down.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy says she doesn't care who wins so long as Mike Tomlin's there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he is a zaddy.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Is that what they call zaddy? Like a hot dad? Hot dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot sexy dad. Sunday night on NBC, we'll see if Washington is going to take the rest of the season off or are they going to start playing? They host the Seattle Seahawks and Washington, another home underdog. They're getting three. Who do you like? Seahawks minus three or the Washington football team plus the three.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm gonna have to go with Washington.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's very kind. I. I have to go with Washington because it's. It's in my blood, boy. It's in your blood. So I'll take Washington 3 as well.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was the Seattle Sea Hares. Is that wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

That is wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sorry. I was very close. In fact, you could say I was.

[Chick McGee]

You were a sea here off. Thank you very much. We apologize to Bernie and everyone else listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Bernie loves the Cincinnati. Bengals are hosting the Chicago Bears. Bengals are getting three at home and looks like Joe Flacco may not be quarterbacking. It'd be Jake Browning. So who do you like? The Bengals plus three. At home or the Bears minus three.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm gonna go with the Bengals on that one.

[Tom Griswold]

He's right again. I'll take Cincinnati plus the three. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Even without Flacco, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Yeah, even without.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was the Cincinnati Sea Hare.

[Chick McGee]

At first. If at first you don't succeed. Try, try.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And your Lions Birdie are hosting the Minnesota Vikings this week. Vikings getting eight. Sounds like a sucker bet to me. You like the Lions to cover minus the 8 or Minnesota plus the 8? Oh, you know, I'm going with the Lions on that. He's right again.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. You agree on all of them?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take the lions minus the 8.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't you guys just kiss?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd give him a big, strong hug, I'll tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, sir Bernie, thanks very much. Are you a single dude? Married guy? What's going on in your life?

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, tomorrow's my anniversary, so this couldn't have worked out.

[Pat Godwin]

Do not tell her that. Your gift.

[Tom Griswold]

Too late.

[Chick McGee]

Now. We'll let her peruse. I hate Stephen Singer Dunn. I always recommend the At Last bracelet. That's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

Memory.

[Chick McGee]

It's a beauty. Lots of great stuff from Steven Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Give her the catalog and say, order anything you want, woman.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's the easiest shopping I've ever had to do. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Do you refer to her as woman in the way Chick just did.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Oh, you have to. You always have to have upper hand, Tom. You have to have.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't want to ask you a personal question, but do you and your wife use toys in the bed? Bedroom?

[Tom Griswold]

Not my wife.

[Chick McGee]

Fiance.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, fiance. All right, now we know.

[Chick McGee]

Now we know what to get him for a wedding gift.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what the. What the hell anniversary are we celebrating?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we've been together for four years.

[Chick McGee]

Well, good for you, Bernie.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to celebrate that.

[Tom Griswold]

Get out now if that's a big damn deal. I know. I know what I'm getting into.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Good for you, Bernie.

[Pat Godwin]

You're a good man.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why he does it? It's. It's too good.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thanks. Hey, Bernie, appreciate your listening. Thanks very much. Good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to say a quick shout out to those battling parental alienation.

[Chick McGee]

You're not alone, and don't give up.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Now it's time for us to switch gears, Christy Lee, and do a little bit of history.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Want to take over for me?

[Tom Griswold]

Time now for Today in History with our special copy correspondent, Christy Lee Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Today is October 30th.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I got it. I took. I can take it over.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I know what happened. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

This is the birthday of Christopher Columbus.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's not what I was concerned.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

What? He's an Italian, working for Spain. Yeah. Landed in the Bahamas, and we named a city in Ohio after him.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Indians.

[Chick McGee]

Makes sense to me. And a holiday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wasn't that right? He was Italian. Italian, sure. He's working for Spain, landed the Bahamas, Thought he was in India, but we got Columbus, Ohio, out of it. That's. That. That's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Columbus, Georgia, or several.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Happy birthday, John Adams. Born in 1735.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, get smart. A very funny show.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you believe I'm John Adams?

[Chick McGee]

That was Don Adams.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, never mind.

[Chick McGee]

John Adams, portrayed brilliantly by Paul Giamatti in that hbo. We made the beers there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

The beer is his. Was Sam his brother?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think he bothered all of his friends with. Hey, I've got a new brew out in the garage. You want to come taste it? No, Sam, that's the only reason I have parties. So you can test a new pop.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Some of us have kids.

[Tom Griswold]

I just got him capped.

[Chick McGee]

The American poet, Ezra pound, born in 1885. He would become an expat and a trader. Became Ezra Kilo when he moved to Europe, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think he gave a. Hey, Mrs. Pound, you want to go back and pound some pound, you think?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Go to pound.

[Chick McGee]

Good friend of the show. Terrific actor, great comedian. Kevin Pollock. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[Christy Lee]

He never cared for you.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say this was the Rumble in the Jungle on this date in 1974. Do you remember that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. When Hulk Hogan body slammed Andre the Giant.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. Muhammad Ali defeated George Foreman. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to wish Kevin Pollock a happy birthday. He's a great. In the Usual Suspects.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he sure is.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you or did you not ask Christie to help you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

And now you're telling.

[Christy Lee]

Also, I know what else happened on this date.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up.

[Christy Lee]

19, was it? 38. War of the World.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, Orson Welles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and I think it's kind of overstated. The alleged panic that that caused depends on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there are a couple.

[Christy Lee]

We weren't there then. We don't know.

[Chick McGee]

But I've been reading that. That's kind of been really.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but there's also another book that says was absolutely not overstated. There's a war out there. Of those Worlds.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow. That's complicated.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. In wishing Kevin Pollock happy birthday, there's this. Peanuts in a bag.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Oh, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Peanuts in a bag.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. On this date in 1888, John. John Loud.

[Pat Godwin]

Johnny Loud 1.

[Christy Lee]

Johnny Loud 1.

[Chick McGee]

John J. Loud patented the ballpoint pen.

[Pat Godwin]

Hmm.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Why did it have a clicker?

[Pat Godwin]

It was very loud.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? The only thing we need is to make a clicker louder.

[Pat Godwin]

What's that, John?

[Tom Griswold]

I said.

[Chick McGee]

He was gonna name it Loud Balls, but that would be Loud Balls. That'd be a weird nickname, wouldn't it? It sure would.

[Pat Godwin]

Here comes Loud Balls.

[Chick McGee]

How'd you get that name?

[Tom Griswold]

If you're remembering today's show, don't forget Loud Balls and Dick Duck.

[Chick McGee]

Back to you, Tom And James Dean's final film Giant appeared in the state in 1950.

[Tom Griswold]

James.

[Chick McGee]

He was not alive to see it, sadly. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Starring someone else in the end of the movie.

[Chick McGee]

But the important thing is Jim Morrison recorded his final session for LA woman with the doors on this date in 1970.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a list of people who care.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a great, great, great album. Thank you very much. Now, coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have. We have dogs in Chernobyl. It's a weird one. And we got a monkey on the loose. Another one. And our word of the year. I'm not happy about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Love it.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at. At Bob [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I have an announcement. All right, right up there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. And I'm not well. I'm not feeling, feeling well. Oh, Jess, tell everybody what you brought into the studio to snack on this morning.

[Chick McGee]

It's seaweed. Seaweed.

[Christy Lee]

It's dried seaweed.

[Pat Godwin]

I love those.

[Christy Lee]

And it comes in a little snack size. Can't do it. I can't do it.

[Chick McGee]

So you tried it yet?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it tastes like. How do I put this? An older mermaid.

[Christy Lee]

That's wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Honest. Honest to gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You gotta have a taste for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of like eating paper.

[Christy Lee]

I love it a lot. Either you. It's kind of. You either love it or hate it, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like salt? It's salty too.

[Christy Lee]

Mineral dense. Yeah. Let's see what our guests might think of it.

[Chick McGee]

Let's. Are we. Oh, there we go. We have Al Jackson, comedian, on the line. And Al, are you back home?

[Al Jackson]

I am back home. And Chick just ruined those. Those salty seaweed treats for me because up until I was ready to defend them. But the older mermaid just. That's. That. That's something that you can't come back from. You can't unhear. You can't unring that bell. I like them. There's. There if you like kind of like weirdly salty things. They're great. On a road trip. Oh, I don't know why. Yeah, you can just like, just almost just that they make like your. That's. I always like to stop and get like salt and vinegar chips when I'm in the middle of a state somewhere. Oh, yeah, because the local brands kill the, like, lays and all the. The main ones because the local brands are going to outcompete them because their salt and vinegar is going to be saltier and vinegary than any of the, like, national brands. So always go for the local brands wherever. Whenever you're at a gas station and. And like in, you know, on a road trip.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now I just can't see a. A stoner movie road trip where the. Hey, man, pull over. We can get some seaweed wafers here, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I could absolutely see that. That seems like absolute right on brand to me.

[Chick McGee]

It wouldn't be something you. It would be something you would eat as a. As a last resort.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, Tom, what's a go to road trip? Because my girlfriend does all the road trip snacks. Like, that's her job. She just. She gets the snack game. Like, she even gets into it. Like, she's like, I got some chocolate and I got some pretzels. So, like, she'll balance out throughout the drive. She understands sweet and. And savory and all that kind of stuff. Tom, Tom, what's a. What's a go to for you on a road trip?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sad.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sad.

[Chick McGee]

Just chewing gum.

[Tom Griswold]

Chewing gum.

[Pat Godwin]

But you make sure you have it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah. I just. I had to do a road trip a few weeks ago and I had had a. Okay, giant. A plastic box of chewing gum.

[Al Jackson]

That's like what a bounty hunter would. That's all they package. Chewing gum and brass knuckles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd watch that show Tom the Bounty Hunter. Damn right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're not a snacker, are you?

[Chick McGee]

No, not at all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he doesn't snack. He's not human.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to allow myself Ho Hos when I was on the road with the comedy tour. I'd always stop for a Ho Ho.

[Al Jackson]

And of course, well, you know, after the show, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Vodka and Ho Hos, right, Al?

[Chick McGee]

Vodka and Hoes, those were.

[Al Jackson]

That's a great album title.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, Al, I wanted run a news story by you because this is making me angry. It involves words in the dictionary, and Christie's got it over there, and I. Dictionary.com is named.

[Christy Lee]

It's 2025 Word of the year. And I believe we talked about this on this segment before.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, we did.

[Christy Lee]

Say six, seven.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not a word. It's numbers.

[Christy Lee]

The origin of the most modern use of six, seven is thought to be a song called Doot Doot six Seven by Skrilla. Its exact meaning remains elusive. However, some say it means so.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Or maybe this, maybe that. While Gen Alpha appears to delight in using it to stand in for a reply to just about any question, the phrase experienced a dramatic rise beginning in the summer of 2025, and so far, the surge shows no signs of stopping. If you want to. Do your kids use this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And do you. If you ever use it back, Adam, do they laugh at you?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I think means 999. I know something you don't know.

[Christy Lee]

It's like, whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I believe whatever is a good. A good version of it. Your thoughts?

[Al Jackson]

Well, it's just interesting because my girlfriend laid in bed last night, and she is somebody that. Like, she studied linguistics in college, so she was just in bed going, six, seven is the word. Like, she couldn't wrap her head around it. She's like, it doesn't mean anything. And it's. You know, there are YouTube videos of teachers losing their mind, like, throwing their laptops because their kids have driven them crazy with this word, Josh. I mean, throw it is. You can just tell.

[Pat Godwin]

I've got to see it.

[Christy Lee]

It's so funny.

[Al Jackson]

We can have a conversation about this and then move on and not discuss it in our daily lives. But if you're a teacher, every 45 minutes, there's a new batch of kids in your class using this, and they just lost their mind, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Now, here's my defeat on this. That is what I do. Go ahead, Christy, tell me.

[Christy Lee]

6, 7, 6, 7.

[Chick McGee]

100 and four. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're Out.

[Chick McGee]

I just said I, I, I copy. By the way, I don't think the.

[Al Jackson]

Kids would know what 104 meant.

[Chick McGee]

That's the whole point. Yeah, that's my defense. You see, they say 6, 7, I say 104, then they're going to have to come back and be what is 10?

[Christy Lee]

Have you tried that at home? What do they do?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, that's our older person. Six, seven.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But, Al, I also have a list of some of the other words that were nominated to be the word of the year, so I'm going to switch gears and try these out on you.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Have you, did we discuss aura farming?

[Al Jackson]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we did that one. Right. Intentionally developing one's presence or vibe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Right. Now, I thought aura farming was doing things that you wanted people to see you doing that either made you look good or look compassionate.

[Pat Godwin]

That kind of goes along with that.

[Christy Lee]

Makes sense. Yeah, that does fall into that, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Clanker Clay, technical one. And we talked about that already.

[Al Jackson]

I don't know what a clanker is. I'm that I am on my back heel here. Now. Is that, what is that has something to do with a computer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It comes from Star Wars. Star Wars. And it's, it's used to describe battle.

[Pat Godwin]

Droids, and it was a pejorative to describe battle droids. Now these clankers.

[Chick McGee]

Now, a clanker is. It's negative about AI.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Being replaced.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, like a bad AI Video.

[Chick McGee]

Just if someone. That, that's a clanker. Yeah. It could be anything involving AI apparently in a negative way. Okay, here's an. This was also nominated to be word of the year Kiss Cam.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I mean, you know, it's. Christy Lee's been on my show, and I want to interview one of my buddies, works for the Jumbotron. He, he controls the Jumbotron here at Ballerina where the Nuggets play. And I wonder. I was gonna, I want to ask him like, 1. What do you do right before you cut to people? Because how do you make sure that somebody's not, you know, doing like, a sexual act or doing like I do. I'm, I just feel like with the Jumbotron, you see everything in the arena. The Kiss Cam, I feel like they had. Those people have been making out for a while, that Coldplay concert, and I think they were just like, let's get them right now.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's why it's so much on the news, because of that thing. And I've heard various reports about that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they weren't even dating.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's all kinds of complicated. Don't feel too bad all at this. Wasn't she married to the richest guy in New England? Yeah, I guess she'll be okay. The other. The other one is a trad wife. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's a whole genre on social media.

[Pat Godwin]

Traditional wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. I went. I figured it was just traditional. I was like, okay. But yeah, trad wife. It seems like they're not as popular, but they like hit. Hit a real peak at the beginning of this show this year. I was like. I saw a lot of influencers and like make. Here's how you make cookies. And I was like, let's get this out there.

[Chick McGee]

Now a trivia question for you, Al. I decided to explore this famous athletes who are 6 foot 7 in honor of 67 being the word of the year.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I bet Al's gonna get this. I'll give you a hint. Let's just. Basketball is the. Your hint here.

[Al Jackson]

Lamelo Ball.

[Chick McGee]

I think maybe is he do.

[Al Jackson]

I thought he was what started this whole thing because he said that he was. It's one of the ball brothers. Like Lamelo or what's the other one? They're both really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Alonzo Lamello.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. Yeah. Lonzo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My.

[Al Jackson]

I think it was Lamelo on Charlotte.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My NBA research gave me Kawhi Leonard, Scotty Pippen, Grant Hill, Paul George, Lamar Odom and Draymond Green. All six listed as six foot seven in various.

[Al Jackson]

Even though, like Draymond is not six seven. I don't think. No, he's considered under. I think because there's a lot of fudging. Even they do it now when. Because guys get so serious with the draft. They have height and actual height because they make them take their shoes off and I think roll on their back heels. Because there's a lot of people always say, like Charles Barkley's really on like 6 4, 6, 5. Which makes it more amazing the career he had.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Al Jackson]

But you know, kind of lying about size and weight is.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Al Jackson]

It's more intimidating on the team guy to say we've got a couple 611 guys.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is Travis Kelsey is 6 7.

[Tom Griswold]

He might be. I. I find that hard to believe, but maybe he is.

[Al Jackson]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I know. Jason's not that tall.

[Chick McGee]

And then Ed2tall Jones. One of the great nicknames of all time.

[Tom Griswold]

Very tall.

[Chick McGee]

Six seven.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Travis Kelsey is six seventies. Certainly nuts over Taylor Swift.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The classics.

[Al Jackson]

Who's the who's the tallest person in the office.

[Chick McGee]

In here?

[Tom Griswold]

Six feet?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you meant the show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know. We're all. Yeah, we're all John Krasinski. Yeah. Well, Al, we have to.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Lamelo Ball is the guy that they're. Really.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I thought. We talked about that. I thought it wasn't on the lister when I did my research. Should have remembered that. Al, we have, like, two minutes to do a very quick word for me. What have you got?

[Al Jackson]

All right, Tom, we're going to skip. I want to see which one I want to do now, since we have two minutes. Tom. What. What's the difference between being pressed and being souped?

[Chick McGee]

Spell the last one for me. Being what? Duped.

[Al Jackson]

Like you would have a soup and salad. S O U P E D. Souped.

[Tom Griswold]

Soup. Pressed or souped.

[Al Jackson]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody got any ideas on this? I was not souped. No.

[Tom Griswold]

I got no clue.

[Chick McGee]

No. Does it mean getting something lesser? Instead of getting lunch, you're just getting soup.

[Al Jackson]

No, there's. That's a good.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I think pressed is being pressured, Right. You're up against the wall.

[Pat Godwin]

Somebody's Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're overwhelmed. You're like. It's already. It's taken over.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, yeah, I. That. That's fine. And souped is usually attached to somebody being too infatuated or in love with a romantic partner. So you'd be like, is chick gonna come out and hanging this weekend? Ah, he souped over that new girl. They're going to go see Les Mis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

You know, so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

You're not gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen Les Mis? I have not. All right, then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I am uncultured.

[Chick McGee]

So if it was something he didn't want to go to, you could say, ah, Josh is souped. He's actually gonna go see Hamilton.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, yeah. It will.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like the new girl wants to go, right?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Al Jackson]

The new girl has taken over their entire life and they can't see straight because they're fixated only on this one person.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of like pw.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where does it come from? Those. Yes. What a weird word for that.

[Al Jackson]

Isn't that a weird word? Yeah, that's a. That's a slang term from black culture. Hip hop culture from. But it was more like R you'd hear in an R B songs. There was actually a song called I'm Not Souped, and it was in the late 90s.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Really?

[Al Jackson]

So if you guys can find a break to play that yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thanks. Well, it's a pleasure. Are you working this weekend?

[Al Jackson]

Yes, I'm in New Mexico, first gig ever in Albuquerque at Hyenas. So I shout out, yes, I'll be at Hyenas and the week after that I'll be it in Mahomet, Illinois. So come see me Yellow and Co if you're anywhere in the Illinois Champaign area.

[Chick McGee]

What night are you starting at Hyenas?

[Al Jackson]

Just the Saturday night, two shows.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, great. Okay, thank you. Thanks, Al.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, love you.

[Chick McGee]

Comedian Al Jackson, ladies and gentlemen. Now we've got our prize package that we're doing every week. Thank you to the wonderful world of the NFL. And what that prize is is from Steven Singer Jewelers. You want to help me out with this, Christy? What's Stephen got going over there?

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

You know everyone loves it when we talk about Stephen Singer Jewel.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. But sorry, I didn't know I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Going to be called the I hate Stephen Singer guy. If you haven't heard yet, Steven Singer Jewelers named one of America's leading jewelers. Christy, did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

Right? You know, everybody hates Steven Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

At last diamond earrings. Be sure to get your entries in. By the way, once again, right [e-mail] contest, two things happening. That 4K TV from Orange Insoles and your shot at that $500 gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. Get him in before the game starts. This Evening for Week 9 of the NFL season. We are coming back. We have monkeys, we have dogs and we have ducks. All in the news today in a very Interesting way. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello and welcome back to the BOBA Top Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick. Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Al Jackson]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. We once again were wearing wigs earlier this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning.

[Chick McGee]

And we have posted photographs of our band with. With the wigs. We're trying to name the band. We've received a number of terrific suggestions from the audience including the dad Street Boys Reopen. The Moldy Blues Break Wind and Fire. That's. But we look more. We don't look like a R B group. We look more like a aging, aging alt band, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like 38 special. But you've kind of 38 something now.

[Chick McGee]

Bass player from Wilco. Yeah, yeah. But it. The. If you want to see the photographs, they're on our various social media and if you'd like to suggest the name, please do. And it's really, really funny. So just check it out if you. If you like. Now we have to return to the SILAC Insurance news desk where Christy Lee is busy typing something. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, things got wild at a Texas Spirit Halloween store after a pet monkey ran loose. Jimmy Harris, a store employee told KXAS TV that the monkey appeared to have gotten spooked by the store's animatronic decorations and ran away from its owner. I can certainly understand that because I got spooked and ran away from my daughter the other day when we were at Spirit Halloween.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen a small child. Child get terrified by one of those things out of all places. A cvs.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they had a. They have a weird display area and it started moving.

[Christy Lee]

And shoppers watched the diaper clad animal climb poles, swing from wires and crawl across the ceiling for more than 30 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, have you seen the monkey's diapers?

[Christy Lee]

Plano police that the owner was able to regain control of the monkey with the help of a cookie. Always works.

[Chick McGee]

I know you're big at the zoo. Do they have special diapers for monkeys or do they wear disorders like little baby human diapers?

[Christy Lee]

They don't wear diapers. They're monkeys. Well, the monkey in the chimpanzees, they. Well, that's a store privately owned. That's as a privately owned monkey, you can own them.

[Chick McGee]

It's not my monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

You can own a monkey.

[Christy Lee]

You can. You don't want to recommend it, but you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, why not? It could be a helper monkey. He would help me.

[Chick McGee]

What was the monkey doing in the store?

[Christy Lee]

It was probably with the owners sitting.

[Tom Griswold]

On his shoulder, picking out his Halloween costume.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm gonna go as a gorilla. I don't know what he was looking for.

[Pat Godwin]

A Barbie doll. A little Fay Ray.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. Oh, God, that'd be funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Put him up on top of Although Barbie Dream House.

[Chick McGee]

And would King Kong be as intimidating with a diaper on?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. It's way more intimidating to think that he might just let some dump go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you never see that in the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if that happened.

[Chick McGee]

You never see the fireman down below all of a sudden engulfed.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you were there, he would have crapped on your car. Right on your car.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Some of the dogs that live in Chernobyl's exclusive zone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't want to hear this part.

[Christy Lee]

Are kind of spooky.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They have mysteriously turned blue.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Now, see, this is the thing. Now we have to. We have to read the whole story. Do we have any pictures of these?

[Christy Lee]

Researchers from the Dogs of Chernobyl program told IFL Science that at least. Least three blue dogs were documented in the area this month. The team eventually found the likely culprits. It's not what you're thinking.

[Chick McGee]

You're thinking it's radiation or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, like that.

[Christy Lee]

It's simply a nearby Porta Potty. Dr. Jennifer Betts, the program's veterinary medical director, said they appear to have been rolling in a substance that accumulated on their fur.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a photograph of one. I mean, it looks. It is a deep. Yeah, deep blue.

[Christy Lee]

It's a Colts blue.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I mean, it is. It's not, like, bluish. It is blue.

[Pat Godwin]

And boy, that blue coloring sure makes those Chernobyl dogs second tails look weird, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

The third eye. Also, I'm kind of not buying the rolling and board up because it's so thoroughly covered.

[Christy Lee]

It is. It's really consistent.

[Chick McGee]

You think it would be spotty.

[Tom Griswold]

I always have to turn off Chernobyl and hbo. When they get to the part where they send guys out to get rid of all the pets.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they.

[Tom Griswold]

They think they're doing them a favor, obviously. Maybe they are. I don't know who's in here?

[Chick McGee]

Who's in A radiated little boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Who's a good irradiated boy.

[Chick McGee]

I think they actually go out there and they neuter them. I think that's what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

And they turn blue and they get neuter blue balls.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure if it involves their scrotums, but it's pretty scary.

[Christy Lee]

A woman is suing Sea World claiming she was knocked unconscious by a duck while riding a roller coaster.

[Pat Godwin]

That's funny.

[Christy Lee]

According to the lawsuit, the unnamed woman was riding the park's Mako roller coaster with the duck. Rather win the duck with the duck when the duck hit her in the face.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, who should just sue?

[Christy Lee]

You can't control the duck.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you can't.

[Christy Lee]

The woman was knocked unconscious by the crash. Her attorney wrote SeaWorld created a zone of danger for bird strikes due to placing the roller coaster a zone of danger or near a body of water, which creates a higher risk of bird strikes involving ducks, gulls, geese and other waterfowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that's just good lawyering.

[Chick McGee]

Putting the letter C and C world.

[Christy Lee]

She's demanding $50,000.

[Pat Godwin]

This seems like a. Oh, she just wants season tickets.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, you go.

[Pat Godwin]

You start at 50,000.

[Chick McGee]

Is it irony that she failed to duck?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, there is irony.

[Chick McGee]

Appropriate use of the term irony. I know it's hard to get right for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know remember where there used to be a Sea World in Northeast Ohio?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was called At Geauga Lake. And it was called. Yeah. SeaWorld, Aurora, Ohio, I think.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a big controversy right now. I think it's in France where there is a SeaWorld esque place. I don't think it's the Sea World, but they have all these creatures and it's costing a fortune to keep them alive, but the government forced them to close some.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't get that at all. I read a lot about that story. To me, it's. You're telling me there's not some rich environmentalist out there with $5 million who can't move those animals? I.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's. I promise you it's possible.

[Christy Lee]

More to that, there's.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

SeaWorld's got to be happy. At least it's finally a controversy that doesn't involve, you know, blackfish. Yeah, the usual. That whole thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever gotten splashed? You sit in the splash zone.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, with.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there was that. God, I can find the story. Remember, it was a few years ago and it.

[Pat Godwin]

The, I believe fecal plume was in the story.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

They. The creature. And they think it was deliberate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They deposited the water and then did.

[Pat Godwin]

A big purposely cannonball so that the poop water splashes all over the people gagging. They said they were gagging so hard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God. It was like a Gallagher show. But to me, funnier. And I like Gallagher.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even after everything, you know, so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good.

[Chick McGee]

He was in here and he was kind of a jerk. He was in here twice. One time. One time he was great. The second time he. He was a jerk. But you have to be able to separate, you know, the quality of the fun from the person. You know what I'm saying?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's why separate the dancer from the dance, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why you've hired Bill Cosby for our Christmas party.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a talented guy. Thank you, Tom. For.

[Pat Godwin]

By the way, Jessica, have you ordered lids for the cups?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I said lewds. For the ladies only.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Can you get lewds?

[Pat Godwin]

Probably. Probably.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure that's probably something similar too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they make quaaludes a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Weren't they.

[Tom Griswold]

They outluted. Loot them.

[Chick McGee]

They out. Loot. Weren't they literally horse tranquilizers. Yeah, yeah. 714s.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe we're nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Never a pill. Take.

[Tom Griswold]

Take a lewd and you drunk and half hour later you're absolutely fine. Don't. Hang on.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say it was a horse tranquilizer. It says it was a brand name for the sedative hypnotic drug method.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Methaqualone. Methyqualone, which was described prescribed rather during the mid 20th century, but discontinued in the mid 80s due to the high risk of addiction and its misuse.

[Pat Godwin]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was a thing, not to mention respiratory.

[Chick McGee]

Famous woman that died and very, very slowly. Yeah, it was grim, but no. Do you think that if you were on the jury, they brought in this lady that claims that she was in a roller coaster hit by a duck. It's the fault of the roller coaster operator.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, that's just what happens.

[Christy Lee]

It's Mother Nature. It's an accident.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the new Mother Nature taking over.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kind of surprised she's only asking for 50k.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of what I.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the thing. She just wants. She wants 10, right? Just something which.

[Chick McGee]

Probably just worth them giving her a quick five to get it over with.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the. The Griswold method.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Cut and run.

[Tom Griswold]

How much will it cost?

[Chick McGee]

Go away. I got a Lot to do today. We have Chick McGee across the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you do.

[Chick McGee]

With some tips for you about the best way to listen to our show.

[Tom Griswold]

Raycons Everyday Earbuds. They're back. And get a little of this from Grant in Elmore, Ohio. Grant types. I was just listening to you guys on my Raycon earbuds, my morning tradition, while getting the kids, wife and myself ready for the day. And someone had asked how Tom's testicle was doing after hernia surgery. Surgery? Tom said everything was all back to normal and I was waiting with bated breath for Josh, Chick or Pat to yell. Prove it. Alas, I was the only one to yell that and you couldn't hear me. Glad to hear Tom's recovered. Slightly disappointed at the missed opportunity to see his testicles or as he says, to see the dudes keep up blatant hostility. I love it. And he also loves his Raycon Everyday Earbuds and they feature the quick charge function. 10 minutes on the charger with Raycon, 90 minutes of playtime, 32 hours of battery life with the Raycon case and the awareness mode, perfect when walking the dog or running errands. So you are still tuned in to what's happening around you. Over 3 million customers, including Grant in Elmore, Ohio love their Raycons and they come with a 30 day happiness guarantee. So if you don't love them, returns are easy. But I've never heard tell of that. Go to buyraycon.com tom and get 20% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic. That's buyraycon.com tom, and get 20% off.

[Chick McGee]

And they're great. Half the price and twice the twice the quality. Check out those Raycon earbuds. They will not fall out of your ear by the way, because they come with a little rubbery things that are adjustable.

[Al Jackson]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Christy, what do they call them?

[Christy Lee]

Gel tips.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. That's what I was going to say. Yes to life. Forgot it. Well, we have more interesting things coming your way from the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. Including a Dr. Seuss update.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Something new from Dr. Seuss. And also I think we're gonna be able if we have time, we have a squirrels in the news. I know my dogs are listening now. They hate squirrels. I'm gonna get that squirrel. The last thing I do. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show show. Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. What I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Mission accomplished. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

God win.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

These two are flipping each other off.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Very creative way.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How's our new band coming?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I am. This is renewing my faith in humanity.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

And late. Lately, my faith in humanity has been at a pretty low level. But this is what I'm talking about. We put wigs on this morning, and they were funny. Thank you, Jess, for going to all that effort.

[Pat Godwin]

You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

And we took some photographs, which we posted. We decided to pose. I think it was Josh's idea, somebody to post as a band. And one of those great aging bands on a tour. It's their fifth final reunion tour.

[Tom Griswold]

But Dinosaurs of Rock. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We needed to name it. And we have received so many great names. I just feel so grateful. All the people that took the time to write. You can see these on our various social media platforms. Here are a few new names.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

The Pooh Fighters.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

This. This is my favorite. Wigs Without Hats.

[Tom Griswold]

Remembering.

[Chick McGee]

That's good. Remembering. The great band, Men Without Hats. Remember their big song?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The Safety Dance.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Safety Dance.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody raise it.

[Christy Lee]

Safety Dance.

[Tom Griswold]

Show your hands. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody. Look at your hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Hans.

[Chick McGee]

That were. They. Were they German?

[Pat Godwin]

They were. Something. Something's going on. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

New Zealand or something.

[Chick McGee]

Terrific band. The Mighty Mighty Gallstones.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Jeez.

[Chick McGee]

And we pointed out the chick looked a lot like Bob Seeger.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I. I still think I look like Delta Burke.

[Chick McGee]

I don't see that at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, you know, if you go with the Bob Seeger thing, this is going to work out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The Silver Mullet Band.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Fears of rears. I know what that means.

[Pat Godwin]

Obviously. Tears for Fears is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I get that.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody in our. That band is fear and A Rear. Scared of booty. We're not scared of booty.

[Chick McGee]

Some of the first wave of names. The Traveling Wheelbarrows. Reo Peed Wagon. Metal Musil.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

I like this one. The Backache Boys, you know our backs ache.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything we could do to stand up for a picture.

[Chick McGee]

This one. The Moldy Blues.

[Pat Godwin]

The Mighty, Mighty.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's strong. So is this again, if. Maybe if.

[Tom Griswold]

What do we have to do to get T shirts out today that say Mighty, Mighty Goals?

[Christy Lee]

I could turn that around.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Break Wind and Fire.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. These are all very scary good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's so many good ones. Credence Clearwater Funeral. That's very funny.

[Pat Godwin]

What are your thoughts on Credence Clearwater Do Not Resuscitate? Because the revival.

[Chick McGee]

That made me laugh.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like the funeral one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a little.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it fits. Funny, because it's just so on the nose. It's just so. It just. It doesn't. It's purposefully clunky.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I like the dad Street Boys.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But again, in the photograph, Josh looks like he is the longtime bass player for an alt band that was really big in 92.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You really do.

[Chick McGee]

I was in Hum the name of Van Hum.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we got the name.

[Pat Godwin]

No one would question it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we got the name Hum because my. My amp hummed. We couldn't get. We couldn't get rid of it.

[Chick McGee]

And then Yorma broke off and became Hummer.

[Pat Godwin]

That was in Candle Box.

[Chick McGee]

They were. Then they were Tuna Hummer.

[Tom Griswold]

Tuna Hummer. I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Hot Tuna became Hot. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They couldn't use.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought Hot Tuna became Tuna.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, They're Hot Tuna.

[Pat Godwin]

You're thinking of Jefferson Starship and Starship.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're all. It's that. That's one of those charts where you have the Jefferson Airplane and there's this Great Society.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't bring that up? It's Grace Slick's birthday today. How do you think she is?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna go 81, I would guess. I would guess 85.

[Christy Lee]

96.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

How much 86 today?

[Tom Griswold]

86. Grace.

[Pat Godwin]

I've always loved her.

[Tom Griswold]

That is one old mermaid.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she's done terrific. Those are great. Great.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe a little less slick today.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe.

[Al Jackson]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Grace, did you ever hear it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The story that she was gonna try to put LSD in the punch at the White House.

[Pat Godwin]

I have heard that story. I think. That's funny. But it was when Nixon was in, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, because she went.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess she went to.

[Chick McGee]

I think they both went to a place. I think it was called Finch.

[Pat Godwin]

College trip with Me, Henry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Henry.

[Tom Griswold]

Hit your knees, Henry.

[Chick McGee]

Henry, do you see that giant spider coming out of.

[Tom Griswold]

She's close. So close. To singing flat. And she doesn't, you know, it's kind of teeters. Interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep. Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

She's what? I think I believe she's now a painter. Is she interesting? House painter. We have interiors.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't do the baseboard.

[Chick McGee]

One of the. One of the. One of the semi originals is still touring with this starship.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The bass player of all things.

[Christy Lee]

Not, of course the bass player would say not.

[Chick McGee]

From the airplane.

[Christy Lee]

A newly discovered Dr. Seuss manuscript featuring the Cat in the Hat celebrating the United States will be published next year in time for America's 250th anniversary. How exciting is this for America's 200 what?

[Pat Godwin]

Why did they tie the. Those two things together?

[Chick McGee]

It's about the 50 states.

[Christy Lee]

The 50 United States.

[Chick McGee]

They want to get it out now before Puerto Rico becomes a state.

[Christy Lee]

The first full manuscript written by Dr. Seuss to be discovered since the release of what Pet should I get back in 2015. Of course, that was posthumous. I don't ever. Is that how I say that word?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

The new book, that. That's one of my words.

[Tom Griswold]

What we'll do is tie it into the 250th anniversary.

[Christy Lee]

The new book aims to teach readers the names of the states. Random House Children's books will publish the book June 2 to 2026 with the first printing of a half a million copies.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Cat in the Hat known for listing the states? I didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

It's the new book.

[Chick McGee]

It's the character, the Cat in the Hat. And he comes back with a thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Did Dr. Seuss actually write this?

[Al Jackson]

Apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently he wrote it. And then. Then he. He wrote. I sketched out a cover. And they've hired another guy that can draw James Patterson.

[Pat Godwin]

He's involved with all that. Yeah, yeah. You see, James Patterson.

[Chick McGee]

I got down the. What do you call it? Not the worm. The rabbit hole on this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a wormhole, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a wormhole?

[Pat Godwin]

I sure have been down a lot of rabbit holes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, a guy that's so busy you get.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is. I'm busy doing dumb things like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Mud for your turtle every now and then. I tell you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the book's a little dated because he had green eggs and ham rining with napalm in Vietnam.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, that's. So they have to update it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. No, I went down this particular hole. I had heard that the word nerd was invented by Dr. Seuss.

[Pat Godwin]

I've always heard that as well.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I Think that's correct.

[Chick McGee]

And that's somewhat disputed. Although it. The other one is Grinch, which he definitely. Well, yeah, definitely created.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Says nerd. First appeared in a book in 1950 called if I Ran the Zoo.

[Pat Godwin]

That is one that has also been.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, yanked. If you have a copy of that, Hang on to it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what people are claiming is offensive about it, but they are.

[Chick McGee]

And didn't he. And isn't there, like, a frat somewhere where he was in college? I think it might have been Cornell or something. Where he drew some of that stylized stuff on the wall, but it was pornographic.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, his early stuff was erotic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's like. Susan. Erotic eroticism. Wow, that's weird. Like, who's with big boobs?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And Horton wasn't hearing a who. I can tell you that the cat.

[Chick McGee]

In the head is hung like a bat. A Louisville Slugger.

[Al Jackson]

That is.

[Chick McGee]

That probably wouldn't be the one that Ace did you just hold up a sign? What did it say? Oh, bye.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, five seconds.

[Chick McGee]

There's a fun picture of Ace posted. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm gonna slow down. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Al Jackson]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

There's something so fun about being the underdog.

[Chick McGee]

You're playing with house money.

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Almost.

[Christy Lee]

But what does this success mean for the future of U.S. soccer?

[Chick McGee]

Ooh, you're getting deep.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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