The BOB & TOM Show - October 31, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: October 31, 2025 – Halloween Special

Hosts: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Jess Hooker, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Jeff Oskay
Featured Guest: Roy Wood Jr.
Theme: A blend of Halloween hijinks, classic BOB & TOM banter, parody music, and candid conversation, including an in-depth chat with comedian/author Roy Wood Jr.

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Episode Overview

The October 31, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers a full-throttle Halloween celebration. Expect musical parodies, on-air Halloween costumes, humorous news, listener mail, and the cast's playful bickering. This episode’s highlight is the warm and funny interview with comedian Roy Wood Jr., discussing his new memoir, fatherhood, and family history. Throughout, the show maintains its signature mix of comedy, irreverence, and genuine camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points and Segments

1. Halloween Kick-Off & On-Air Costumes

[01:08-05:11]

• The show opens with Josh Arnold's spooky, comedic Halloween song, featuring contributions from other cast members. Topics of death, candy, and ghosts are interwoven with tongue-in-cheek warnings for children.
• The cast sports Halloween costumes live on air, inspiring playful roast-style commentary:
  • Jess Hooker as Cheech Marin (from Cheech & Chong)
  • Jeff Oskay later appears as Tommy Chong
  • Discussion of visual gags, including mustache details and wig discomfort.

"You have a huge mustache, a red wool cap, red suspenders, an orange shirt. That's amazing." – Tom Griswold [05:11]

2. Band Names, Posters, and Wigs

[05:24-12:40]

• Continuing a bit from previous days, the team discusses their venture into ‘visual radio’ by donning wigs and creating parody rock band posters with names like “Credence Clearwater Recliner” and “Big Tom and the Harry Wieners”.
• Listener Nikki Glaser dubs them “One Erection”, prompting laughter and more band name suggestions.
• Social media enthusiasm: Listeners are encouraged to check photos of the costumes and posters online.

“I'm gonna add it. We got two… it's the Ford gents with our wigs on yesterday…” – Tom Griswold [06:01]

3. Book Talk & Early Memoirs

[07:51-10:52]

• The team announces upcoming interview with Roy Wood Jr. regarding his new book.
• Bob jokes about Roy being “too young” for a memoir, with Tom countering that it isn’t a standard memoir.
• The genre of “premature memoirs” (i.e., Joe Theismann’s) becomes fodder for gentle mocking.

“He's far too young to have a memoir. I'm not allowing this.” – Bob Kevoian [08:39]

4. Sports Updates & Prize Picks

[12:59-14:15, 64:01-67:15]

• Chick McGee delivers sports news: NFL (Ravens’ win), World Series, NHL, NBA quick hits, and his proprietary “Chick McGee Picks”.
• Discussion of multi-sport picks apps and audience participation contests.

“Don't forget, by the way, we still have our Orange Insoles thing up and running… win that 4K TV!” – Tom Griswold [13:34]

5. Halloween Parodies & Musicals

[20:47-22:46, 51:07-53:14]

• Josh Arnold & The Consensuals perform “Down at the Coroner’s” – a Halloween musical parody inspired by a real-life mortuary news story (think: bobbing for apples in embalming fluid).
• Pat Godwin delivers his annual “Pumpkin Spice” tune, playfully lamenting the flavor’s omnipresence and crossing some delightfully juvenile lines.

“No one wants a cooch that smells like pumpkin spice.” – Pat Godwin [52:38]

6. Listener Mail & Pet Parade

[24:13-26:47]

• The show’s tradition of reading hilarious and heartwarming listener letters continues, with dog stories and photos (dogs-in-wigs, Halloween costumes, and housebreaking mishaps).
• Jokes about the inundation of dog photos and the unique personalities of listeners’ pets.

7. Classic Bob & Tom Banter

• Running gags: mustaches (famous and infamous), home décor woes, lighting for skeleton displays, trick-or-treating plans, auditory book consumption, and awkward family nicknames.
• Commentary on pop culture (dog costumes, band names, and Halloween displays) and personal reminiscences:
  • E.g. Story of dropping a giant pumpkin on a Geo Metro [69:41-72:04]

8. Interview: Roy Wood Jr. – On Fatherhood, Family, and Memoir

[98:41-115:33]

• Roy discusses his new book: “The Man of Many Fathers: Life Lessons Disguised as a Memoir”.
• Topics include: his unique upbringing, his late father’s career, cultural accent influences, lack of jokes at home, learning resilience and forgiveness, complex sibling dynamics, and what drove him to write.
• Special highlights:
  • Roy’s father’s connection to Don Cornelius and Soul Train.
  • Roy’s voice work for Mr. Pibb commercials.
  • Honest talk about intergenerational lessons and the nature of father-son relationships.

“To be a really good father, part of you has to let go of what you did not get as a father. You can't be resentful for what your parents lack and also be present at the same time for your kids.” — Roy Wood Jr. [113:11]

• Chick to Roy after his story about many women attending his father’s funeral:

“Your pipe game, it's so strong…” – Chick McGee [114:56]
(The cast is both amused and slightly scandalized.)

9. Trending & Odd News: Consumables, Kardashians, and Camels

[121:06-146:55]

• Coke relaunches Mr. Pibb ([81:22-85:19])
  • Discussion: the cola wars, cherry/caramel/vanilla sodas, Pibb branding, old flavors, and their mascots (or lack thereof).
• Halloween News:
  • Pushback over ultra-gory Halloween décor for children.
  • “Recreational fear” studies: most children love to be safely frightened ([145:48-146:39]).
• Kardashian Update:
  • Kourtney Kardashian launches vaginal probiotic lollipops ([132:01-133:44])
  • Kim Kardashian goes viral for calling the 1969 moon landing “fake” ([134:18-135:18])
• World’s Largest Camel Parade:
  • Kazakhstan sets record for one-humped camels ([72:04-75:55])

10. Halloween Joke Traditions and Listener Interaction

[141:34-143:38]

• Pat and Bob reminisce about Halloween “trick” jokes kids were supposed to tell when trick-or-treating.
• Audience engagement: homage to social media team, feedback, and the perennial parade of dog photos.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Hilarious Band Name Wordplay:
  • “Fi Zappa Crappa (my pants)” – suggested for the aging band poster, delighting Tom [160:19]
  • “The Mighty Mighty Gallstones”; “Break Wind & Fire”; “Oldplay”; “Cosby, Pills, Rash & Not Young”
• Roy Wood Jr. on Family:
  • “My dad was 63 when I was born…but he looked 45. He was one of them old players like that. And my mom was 30 or 31, I think somewhere in there.” [105:39]
  • “I just think somewhere in there, you just lose your ability to laugh…he lost it.” [104:20]
• Pat Godwin, musically, about pumpkin spice:
  • “No one wants a cooch that smells like pumpkin spice.” [52:38]
• Chick’s Halloween Shopping Worries:
  • “I’m trying to light…all these skeletons around my front door.” [30:11]

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Timestamps for Highlighted Segments

• Halloween Song Parody: [01:08-03:19]
• Costume Rundown and Banter: [04:19-07:28]
• Band Name Poster/Visual Gag: [06:15-10:55]
• Josh Arnold & The Consensuals Song: [20:54-22:26]
• Pat Godwin “Pumpkin Spice” Song: [51:07-53:14]
• Dogs & Listener Mail: [24:13-26:47]
• Roy Wood Jr. Interview: [98:41-115:33]
• Mr. Pibb Relaunch Discussion: [81:22-85:19]
• Pet Cliff Rescue Story: [138:49-140:36]
• Kardashian Probiotic Lollipop: [132:01-133:44]
• Kazakhstan Camel Record: [72:04-75:55]

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Flow and Tone

The show maintains the classic BOB & TOM interplay: sharp, quick-witted, occasionally blue, and always ready to riff on one another. Even as the cast covers ridiculous headlines and personal stories, their long-running rapport gives the episode warmth and continuity—turning even throwaway lines into ongoing inside jokes.

The interview with Roy Wood Jr. brings a thoughtful mid-show reset, blending humor with heartfelt talk about family and personal history, and naturally segues back into the show’s more irreverent, audience-engaging style.

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For Those Who Missed the Episode

• Halloween spirit permeates the show—expect musical parodies, live costume antics, and listener letters about pets in costume.
• No shortage of off-beat news:
  • From world records for camels to mail-order human arms, and the Kardashians’ latest schemes.
• Roy Wood Jr. Interview: Offers a surprisingly candid and moving segment about intergenerational lessons and fatherly legacy, balanced by warm, self-deprecating comedy.
• Social media interaction is high—listeners are asked to follow along with visual gags and contribute to running bits (like band names).
• The episode feels both like a raucous radio block party and a comfortable morning with old friends.

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Signature BOB & TOM Takeaways

• “We are the musers on the pod”—no topic too highbrow or lowbrow, from literary novels and mustache rankings to jokes about camel humps and haunted mortuaries.
• Quotes to Remember:
  “To be a really good father, part of you has to let go of what you did not get as a father.” – Roy Wood Jr. [113:11]
  “No one wants a cooch that smells like pumpkin spice.” – Pat Godwin [52:38]
  “Fi Zappa Crappa (my pants)” – Show/Listener-invented band name [160:19]

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Listen if:
You want to laugh along with Halloween madness, classic morning radio camaraderie, and the comic insight of Roy Wood Jr.—all while feeling like you’re “in” on the joke (and perhaps getting inspiration for your next cover band name).
Skip if:
You have zero sense of humor about Halloween, mustaches, or pumpkin spice. (But who are you?)

Transcript

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Now all you trick or treaters come listen to me good bout A grave that's in a graveyard in this very neighborhood contains a boy who died this very night so long ago and now candy wrappers mysteriously appear around his stone. You know it's Halloween. You know it's kinda scary the way the ghosts come floatin out of the cemetery sliding through the dirt all cold and moldy and the only thing that they can think about is how to get your candy oh yeah, do your witch voice Kristen.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Trick or treat Hear the children crying but who's that pale boy at the back with the antique suit and tie on? When you passed out the candy it seemed to fade into his hand and look there's a clump of fresh dirt on the spot where he'd stand oh it's Halloween you know it's kind of scary the way the ghosts come floatin out of the cemetery sliding through the dirt all cold and moldy and the only thing that they can think about is how to get your candy oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard about this kid who collected lots of sweets and with a flashlight in his bed he counted out his treats when they found him in the morning the bags of candy they were gone. A clump of fresh dirt by his bed and the flashlight was still on oh it's hurry. You know it's kind of scary the way the ghosts come floatin out of the cemetery sliding through the dirt a cold and moldy and the only thing that they can think about is how now each and every child behind a mask is hid but which one do you think's a ghost and which one is a kid? But in the shiny darkness when the leaves are blowing through has it occurred to you the only one that's not a ghost is you?

[Chick McGee]

La la la la la.

[Jess Hooker]

And so.

[Josh Arnold]

You trick or treaters take heed of what I said and leave your candy here with me. Don't take it up to bed I'll protect you from the ghoulies and the Ghosties and the Beasties. Though you may lose that Snickers bar and ooh, look, Reese's Pieces. Oh, it's Halloween. You know, it's kinda scary the way the ghosts come flo of the cemetery. Now get on up to bed, but grab that broom before you do and sweep up this clump of fresh dirt that fell off of my pants.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, Heywood's got one of those voices I could listen to. Fore.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhoh.

[Chick McGee]

And I thought for a minute, I thought I was going to have to. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show and it's Halloween. Yay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and at the news desk. Silac Insurance news desk. It's Jess Hooker, I think. Yeah, Luigi Mario. No, we'll get to it. We'll get to the costume.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mexican American.

[Tom Griswold]

With a huge must mustache.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Arnold. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. I, I. When you tell me, I'll know.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm Che.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Cheet from Cheetah Chong.

[Jess Hooker]

And the other day, the other day I asked everybody, I was like, why don't everybody else all you guys dress up as Chong? And now I, I got no Chongs.

[Tom Griswold]

And just no one asked me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought Oscar was going to Chong it up.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeff's Chong.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Jeff doesn't have to do much to be Chong.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a great costume.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, thanks. It really is.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a huge mustache, a red wool cap, red suspenders, an orange shirt. That's amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been doing our a very visual radio show for the last couple of days.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday we tried on the wigs. Did you see the poster? Oh yeah, we've turned it into a.

[Chick McGee]

I had to have a poster.

[Tom Griswold]

A whole band. Yeah, we've got some new names on it. My favorite. We were trying to come up with one for Credence. I changed it to Credence Clearwater Recline Recliner.

[Jess Hooker]

That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's clear water recliner.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you guys see Nikki Glaser's response?

[Chick McGee]

I forgotten it, but I.

[Jess Hooker]

She called you guys one erection.

[Pat Godwin]

That is good.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to add it. We got two we can, we're going to do Take Two on it today. It's the Ford gents with our wigs on yesterday and the one of Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like every burned out bass player from any alt era early 90s band.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I should, I I think it's every.

[Chick McGee]

70S band that's out there still. Yeah, that's what I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I don't know. I think it's the, it could be.

[Chick McGee]

Easily be a member of Sticks. Okay. Easily.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's much with the, with the plaid shirt. I showed it to my 12 year old daughter Finn and she just, first thing she, she pointed at Josh and said, that looks real.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's the guy over the counter at Guitar Center.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Where's, where's the picks? They're over there.

[Tom Griswold]

My wig is comically huge. Anyway, we've posted this and the poster on our, on our various social media platforms. We got to get a picture of Ms. Hooker up there quick as. Is that itching you? I'm, I can barely talk. I'm looking at it going.

[Jess Hooker]

It is. I, I don't know how you guys operate with these things. It's up my nose.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you got tickled and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had, I had a stash there with a. Yeah. Van Dyke, whatever you want to call it for a year or two and.

[Chick McGee]

Then, and it looked great. It did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It really looked great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you got rid of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I got rid of it for a simple reason.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

I had, I just, I had another child.

[Chick McGee]

I just don't think you, you got.

[Tom Griswold]

Tired of it and oh yeah, the baby would yank on it all the time.

[Chick McGee]

You smack their hand.

[Bob Kevoian]

You bite them down to the second knuckle.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. They understand. You put their hand on a stove. It's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up today, speaking of parenthood, fatherhood, etc, we're going to talk with Roy Wood Jr. I'm about a quarter of the way into Roy's book. Roy Wood Jr. Came, came out with a book just a couple days ago.

[Chick McGee]

Many, many fathers.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're probably just listening to it, not actually taking the time to read it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I'd much rather hear it in the voice of the man who wrote it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that says the imaginationless. That's often, often a treatise.

[Tom Griswold]

I could, I could pretend in my head it's Roy's voice or I could listen to Roy's voice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's more passive, that's all. You can look at your phone, you can shop while you're listening to it. That's. Yeah. Way to pay attention to your friends.

[Tom Griswold]

So you took the time to read it.

[Chick McGee]

How do you know? That's how I listen to books.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I have an issue with this book. I'm gonna, and I'm Gonna address it with Roy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's far too young to have a memoir. I'm not. I'm not allowing this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It is not really. It's more than. It's kind of a. He sort of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't take away my comedic conceit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then I'll leave it right there.

[Chick McGee]

Joe Theisman first got to the Redskins. He, like, second year in. He wrote quarterbacking in the NFL. And. Oh, I should tell you, his backups were Sonny Jurgensen and Billy Kilmer, and they got a little upset. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Quarterbacking in the NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there. That. There's a whole category there of premature memoir.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, Roy, it's a great story. And then I'm also reading right now, or am I listening? Cameron Crowe's book. The guy from. He wrote Fast Times at Ridgemont High and directed the movie or was Almost Famous.

[Chick McGee]

You told me it really moved you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a. There's a part in this book where he's like. I don't want to say what it's happening, but he. You can tell his voice cracks and it's so sad. I did just. But that'll happen occasionally where someone is telling part of their life it's really sad. And what. They're reading even though they're in a studio and they'll like whatever. They. They can't help but get emotional. But anyway, so the point being, we're going to talk with Roy, one of my favorite comedians, and we have a. We have a surprise for him, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A little audio surprise for.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta stop with the surprises.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you like surprises?

[Chick McGee]

I just.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait. And. Why am I saying that I hate surprises.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go. Yes. You're the one who hates surprises.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that's why I like inflicting them on you guys. Oh, wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody Photoshopped us with guitars and Big Tommy and the Harry Wieners. It's so silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. Thank you for putting the. The wig thing together.

[Pat Godwin]

And good job.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If we'd had more time, I think we could have come dressed as those guys today. Yeah, but it was. We were. We had a little bit of a time crunch. But the. The photograph of the poster and of the various components of it are posted now.

[Chick McGee]

I believe we have the picture of Big Tom and the Harry Wieners. There they are with our guitars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeez. How did they. How did they do that?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that amazing?

[Tom Griswold]

So funny.

[Chick McGee]

Tom really looks like he's playing.

[Bob Kevoian]

He does so funny that it's just a four guitar band.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about your guitar army.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't. Wait a minute. Ace helped me here. Didn't Blue Oyster Cult do a thing at the end of their show where everybody in the band would play? Didn't the drummer climb over the set and grab it? I remember seeing a poster of everybody in Blue Oyster Cult on stage with a guitar playing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, great band. Get into it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom goes on for 45 seconds. I don't remember that. Well, Ted News.

[Chick McGee]

You had a class guitar army, right? Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

The original Guitar army was. They was Leonard Skynyrd. That was the ad. The Guitar Army. Nice. The Three Guitar Attack. I remember seeing it in the Village Voice.

[Chick McGee]

What did it say? Where did it say that?

[Tom Griswold]

In the Village Voice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Originally founded, of course, by Norman Mailer. None of these names would be familiar.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many of Mailer's books did you listen to?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever. True.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't imagine trying to listen to the Naked and the Dead.

[Tom Griswold]

I will say for those that I could have the dead. There's one thing very funny about it that you don't have to even know who he is. This. It's the origin of the word fug.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The publisher at that time, you couldn't print the F word. Or at least. So he gotcha. And it's. It's a story of combat in World War II, which he went through. And so that's where the. The band called the Fugs got their name.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I had known it was going to lead to this, I would have said the Executioner song. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's many great books besides the Naked and the Dead. The Armies of the Night. Why do you bring up literary things?

[Bob Kevoian]

Literary posturing.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that quick score. NFL Last night, Ravens all over the.

[Chick McGee]

Dolphins in Miami 28 to 6. Lamar Jackson victorious in his return to the starting lineup. Mark Andrews did not drop anything last night. He had two touchdown catches and game. What is it? Game six of the World Series tonight in Toronto with Toronto leading three games.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see last night the Ravens, they wore their throwback uniforms. They dressed as the Cleveland Browns. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

They did not. They all white. All white. Raven Junimo forms.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that a solid pick on the chick McGee picks for the.

[Chick McGee]

I did get that one. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. As week nine begins, Ravens minus the seven. Okay. And don't forget, by the way, we still have our orange insoles thing up and running. You could win that 4K TV go to bob and tom.com contest. We also have our NFL prize picks thing up and running. So have some fun. Now, a couple other things on the way. I believe we're gonna get a special edition of the of Josh Arnold and the Consensuals and their new song.

[Bob Kevoian]

I forgot about the concession.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we all try to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

VIP member here just wanted to say I've listened to Josh and Pat's song from yesterday at least five times, laughing every single time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for making the work day better. That's from Johnny Ray and Johnny.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang in there. It's coming up next. We've got to get a picture of Ms. Hooker up. I. I can. I. I can't look over there and not laugh.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's excellent.

[Chick McGee]

It's something.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a stash. You look just like an old friend of mine that.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't he in a guitar army in the Village Voice with Norman Mailer?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he was.

[Chick McGee]

I have that story.

[Tom Griswold]

He was. He was a chef at a great restaurant in Petoskey, Michigan. Had to serve a little bit of time in county because he got ratted out for selling pot. Oh, and I'll tell you what, that pot was so crummy, they should have put him in jail.

[Chick McGee]

How did you know it was crummy?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, there's Josh Arnold at the IH Steven Singer Sidekick chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Roy Wood Jr. Later this morning we'll talk with him. Josh has a bone to pick with him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was telling Christy and Jason about that yesterday. I said no, no. 10 or 20 more years, Roy, before you write any sort of autobiographical. Autobiographical book.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing great. I said to Chick McGee, I could see him. You know where he was? He was at the Prize Picks sports desk. I should point this out. Ms. Hooker has taken off the fake mustache I have. It was just too itchy, wasn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

It was. I don't like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's all right.

[Chick McGee]

And she. She mentioned she. You can't drink coffee with a bushy mustache.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I couldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

You couldn't neck in the green room.

[Tom Griswold]

Like you always do.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. Sorry about that.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a. That was a very bushy stash. Like I said, it reminded me of an old friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's a nice memory.

[Chick McGee]

Please, please don't go through it again.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not with us anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cheech Marin is one of my all time favorites. Yeah, I know that he's been in here. I would have loved to have been here for that.

[Chick McGee]

Big brain on Cheech, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Crazy smart art collector.

[Bob Kevoian]

So funny and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Now, we have a lot to get to today, but we have had a request to start off with a rarity, an appearance, a live appearance by Josh Arnold and the Consensuals and their new band. Now this needs a little bit of a setup. It's based on a rather unusual news story. It starts out. It's rather morbid, actually. It begins with the. The Colorado Coroner's office. They. They have just canceled their so called safe and sweet family friendly Halloween party. This comes to us from WKRC television. The controversy began when the Pueblo County Coroner, Mr. Brian Carter.

[Bob Kevoian]

The party starter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There were 24 decomposing bodies discovered behind a hidden door in the mortuary he owned with his brother. He resigned and was replaced by Dr. Greg Grayhack. Dr. Grayhack, the one to regain the community's trust. Obviously, things were somewhat askew when you've got bodies riding in the building. So they decided to have a family friendly Halloween event. It was met with what is described here as pushback from the community. They canceled the event. Is that enough of a description of what happened?

[Bob Kevoian]

Some might say too much. A one and a two.

[Pat Godwin]

Do it again, Josh. One, two, three, four.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's All Hallows Evening. Just after Supper time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Over at the funeral home of Jack Lantern Shine Four kids in their costumes Ready to begin going to the place where they're dying to get in.

[Pat Godwin]

Down at the corners it's time to trick or treat Having fun getting candy There are tags on all the feedin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jack sits in a casket eatin a Snickers bar Kim guesses how many glass eyes are in that jar Billy peeks under the sheet of poor old Mr. Hewitt Johnny Bob's for apples in embalming.

[Pat Godwin]

Fluid down at the corners it's fun to trick or treat Making s' mores.

[Bob Kevoian]

In an oven that smells like roasted meat the late Margaret Penny is just lying there in an open coffin the folks come and stare Showered in candy by her little nieces Peanut butter and chocolate Margaret rest in Reese's pieces Down.

[Pat Godwin]

At the corners it's a hell of a Halloween. Here's a ring pop, here's a Kit Kat here's is a liver Here's a spleen Woo. Down at the cornice Happy Halloween.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. We're having a party at the last place you'll be seen.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

O. Josh Arnold and the consensual.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, A little rough around the edges. That's how we like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Halloween is dispose that people avoid having funerals on Halloween.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, maybe if they can. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have some jackass off the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Calling in a costume if the person really loved Halloween.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, but that would be. I mean, for example, Ms. Hooker right now is dressed as Cheech Marin. If you were to show up at a. At a funeral at a calling dress like that, I think it's somewhat disrespectful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Without the mustache. I told Josh I look like a Wes Anderson character.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes you look small.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

The outfit makes you look teeny. Like your little elf.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Teeny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You like the word teeny, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a good word.

[Chick McGee]

Was one of your kids you nicknamed him Teeny Tina. Tina.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Lucy. I used to call her a little Teeny. Little Teeny tiny Lucy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Teeny tiny Lucy.

[Tom Griswold]

She sits still by many standards. She's not a. She's not a large gal. She's relatively very athletic.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have sports to get to.

[Chick McGee]

But first it's Lister. Email brought to you by Sleep number Bed Enjoy personalized comfort for better sleep night after night announced the Buy More Save More events Save on beds, bases, pillows and more only atsleep number sleep number dot com. I've been looking at that Adjustable sleep number, Tom. That's what. That's what the chicks are wanting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Up, down, feet, head, the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've got. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you do.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got that very handy. Especially if you have acid reflux and you want your, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Your bed at an angle. Check local listings or ask a physician. Let's check in with the letterbox. What do you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

It's a puppy dog. We're on that one. This has caught the imagination of the free world. This is my buddy Bailey. I adopted him from a couple who had gone into a medical care facility. They told me he was three. When I took him to the vet, they told me he was five and he had a middle name, Oliver. The worst surprise was when I found out he wasn't housebroken at age 5. They never bothered to train him and just let him go anywhere. But look at him. How are you not supposed to? He does pretty well now. It's still not completely housebroken. What's funny is when he does have an accident, it's in the bathroom in front of the toilet. He's trying.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for him.

[Bob Kevoian]

He knows that's where you. You go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where you guys go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It smells, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. How about maybe a ramp. Give me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me a break here.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I can't get. He's a little tiny little doggy.

[Chick McGee]

And yesterday we were wearing wigs here at the Bob and Tom show. That' on all our socials. Good morning. This is from Kalyn. I've been listening to you guys for over 20 years. You give me the comic relief I need to get my day started. Watching that wig segment yesterday reminded me of a photo of our good puppy boy, Mr. Edmund Fitzgerald, aka Fitz. Oh, that's great. My son loves shipwrecks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at Fitzy. Fitzy in that wig.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, Fitz is wearing a wig.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a Dalmatian?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the upper of the up Michigan. They insisted on naming our dog after the ship.

[Tom Griswold]

That is hilarious.

[Bob Kevoian]

He looks kind of like a 1970s talk show host.

[Tom Griswold]

It's almost beret like over his little white face are those brown spots?

[Jess Hooker]

They are.

[Tom Griswold]

What a funny looking dog.

[Chick McGee]

My sons put the wig on him every Halloween.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I bet it stays on for 30 seconds at the most.

[Bob Kevoian]

He doesn't seem to mind it in the photo.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Tom's right. There's a chance.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was miraculous. They got that shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My nine year old got a costume from my smaller dog and Boy, does he hate it. Doesn't stay on long.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember what it is?

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a clown suit thing. But it's a three piece outfit. It's very complicated.

[Chick McGee]

Man. I like the one where they have a husky dressed as an ambulance because he's howling. And they have a light spinning on the back of the hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday. I like dog costumes where it's Yesterday I saw what an English setter. Beautiful dog in a giant hot dog costume with mustard on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very nice. We're having a great Halloween celebration here. A lot of letters about our photographs, wearing the wigs. If you haven't had a chance to see him, check our social media. We do have a poster that is out there. We're going to be augmenting and adding some more. It's like a festival of old man bands and the Last Gasp tour. What's the lead one I don't even have in front of me?

[Chick McGee]

The Mighty Mighty Gallstones.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we have. What is it? It's a parody of Earth, Wind and Fire.

[Bob Kevoian]

Break.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, break. Wind and Fire. And by the way, that's done in the Earth, Wind and Fire logo. But if you've got some to suggest. And you said Nikki Glaser suggested one erection.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

As a possible band.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody wrote old play.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's on the poster.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought of that one yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Steve writes in, he says, how about band with the runs.

[Chick McGee]

Incredibly and hurtful.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's one we could do. We'd have to add Ace to the poster because I didn't have the picture with Ace. But we could call it Cosby Pills and Rash. Van Allen.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about Cosby Pills, Rash and not young.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Even better.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone said that in two.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just said.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Very good. Nice, nice. Nice tag, Josh. I should appreciate that. Here come the dummies. Here comes in honor of our friends, here come the mummies. If you've got a gooden, by all means let us know. We now rotate letters. Do you have one over there? Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob @ Top show my girlfriend. Baby mama's name. Girlfriend. Baby. Yes. Is Chauncey.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's not nationally known or anything, but I consider her famous for being a thorough and generous lover. I'm talking five to one, giving to receive.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Those are great numbers. I'm just reading them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are terrific stats.

[Chick McGee]

Terrific numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

Numbers. This comes up because yesterday we were talking about Chauncey Billups and I asked you Guys, can you think of any famous Chauncey's? And the only one I could come up with was Chauncey Gardner from the great movie Being There, which. Have you seen that movie?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

And they call him Chance during the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. That movie is wonderful. It's Peter Sellers and it's. It's too hard. It's. And it's so weird. It's kind of hard to explain.

[Chick McGee]

And I wanted to name my daughter, my youngest Chauncey. That was pretty code.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a nice name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a gender neutral name and I. You know, there's. Well, someday we should do a whole show of names that were vetoed. I wanted to name my son Sam Duke.

[Chick McGee]

Y. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then my mother famously said that sounds like the name of a tavern owner who uses the word tavern.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't get any more haughty than that, does it? Anyway, he says, oh, chick. By the way, thank you. She usually does want some of this before I put it away.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Just saying. Love listening to and watching you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mike and Louisville would like to know, Tom, if you were able to obtain some Halloween lights that were approved by the tripartite commission.

[Tom Griswold]

Went into the hardware store yesterday and. And thank you. So far the tripartite commission didn't have a chance. I couldn't find one I liked.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So today I'm gonna have to go to different hardware store to see.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm trying to light. I have all these skeletons around my front door. We posted the pictures.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait till tomorrow, they'll be on sale.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about a spotlight? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Two or three spot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what I need to get. But they've got to be. They got to be able to clear the bushes. Oh, I gotta have them on a stand or something.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe if you put them farther out they could.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's where the driveway. It's complicated. I. I mean complicated things. I like to more get them more.

[Chick McGee]

You got zero lot line. What do you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that what you're working with?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not really. They're all these bushes up at the door. Oh boy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds lovely.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you got there?

[Tom Griswold]

A mulberry boxwood.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a boxwood?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea. I am not. Not a gardener.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I like those boxwoods, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Grow overnight.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're shaped like a box.

[Tom Griswold]

Poison ivy.

[Jess Hooker]

Shaped like what?

[Chick McGee]

Anything.

[Jess Hooker]

Anything you want.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can have like three Balls. Almost like a snowman kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, trim it like a poodle.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like those. Yes, and I don't like those poodle things either. I love. I love poodles. I don't like the shade weirdo look thing. I saw that the other day. And the person walking. Well, I can't say. Never mind.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

They had their.

[Chick McGee]

They had a look, and here. They had a look.

[Jess Hooker]

We'll fill in the blanks.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I just called her Butch.

[Chick McGee]

Could it be one of my. Could be one of my. My favorite letters ever. This is from Molly, your Bob and Tom show. You know, I'm right on this.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

That's all it said.

[Bob Kevoian]

Awesome. I love those.

[Pat Godwin]

Hard to argue with that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I'm right on this. Thank you, Molly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Now, coming up, we have a bad news for Andrew.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No longer Prince Andrew.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's the only.

[Bob Kevoian]

That only took seven years or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Way too long.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that the ultimate brother pulling a trick on a brother or, you know. Yeah. Well, so much for short sheeting.

[Tom Griswold]

So he had. Now he can go back to his original fake name. We'll get to that coming up.

[Chick McGee]

If you're talking about my. My king.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You know his name is fake, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up in the news, we have body parts being delivered finally. Breast, thighs, wings, mostly. What? Fingers and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We also have squid game news. A squid game.

[Chick McGee]

There's another squid game back, right? Is it like a real game show or something? It's. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw that. Is that. I don't know what.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what the hell it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, inspired by the movie? Yeah, yeah. It's not exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

We have the return of a famous soft drink. I don't know if any of us ever drank this stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like this might be an Ace thing.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Pokemon?

[Pat Godwin]

What does that mean?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think it's an Ace thing.

[Chick McGee]

Grape soda, red pop.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want America to know Ace is laughing. I don't know if he means it, but he is laughing.

[Chick McGee]

What Kool Aid flavor is it, Tom? Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they make Flamin Hot Pepsi now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's kind of what.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great idea. Pepsi Menthol. Pepsi Godwin says I. I mumbled it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? These days, you never know what's gonna fly.

[Bob Kevoian]

True.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. We know what's gonna fly in What?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

You get a giant company like Coca Cola, you know, stepping on their.

[Bob Kevoian]

They rarely. They've made some big mistakes, but they're rare, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

And I do have a question and I don't know the answer to this. Is Tab still out there?

[Pat Godwin]

You can get it. Yeah, I've seen it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, we had it in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Not long ago because I had to suffer through Tab. I could never get one down. But my aunt, that's all she would have in that. She wouldn't have Coke. She would just have.

[Chick McGee]

Can you best as you can recreate her voice for us. Tom, get me a Tab.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty, that's pretty close.

[Chick McGee]

Is that pretty close?

[Tom Griswold]

Not quite that much. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, I know a guy who just looks and looks and looks for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a true Tab.

[Jess Hooker]

Coca Cola drink.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. Tab was the original diet drink. Drink.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Then there was, Then there went. There was another.

[Jess Hooker]

Like before, there was Diet Coke and.

[Tom Griswold]

Diet Coke. It's a Coke product, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there I, I, There was, There were a couple of other ones. They were all ghastly.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, just awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder which one's coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tab with a great taste of sputum.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, didn't you know a guy that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he would search and search.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, he was a true Tab Hunter.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I step on, Did I step on that joke a minute ago?

[Pat Godwin]

About three times.

[Chick McGee]

I was wondering.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. I, I stand corrected.

[Pat Godwin]

I applied like a bag of pure Coke.

[Tom Griswold]

Well worth it.

[Chick McGee]

I thought Pat was having a stroke, but no, not only. He was trying to set the joke up again.

[Tom Griswold]

Not only is it an obscure reference.

[Chick McGee]

Well done. You know what else is well done?

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to add to that something about his. He's a confirmed bachelor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right. Yeah, he and his friend.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

You can find those Chick McGee pics. Oh, yeah, where do you get.

[Chick McGee]

Where do you find them? The Chick McGee on Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

And we've got a bunch of stuff posted. Do we get our photograph of a Ms. Hooker with her big mustache for Halloween posted? Okay, that's on the various Bob and Tom social media platforms. Plus we have the photographs of most of us wearing wigs yesterday looking like an aging rock band. It's quite humorous, I think. Give it a look, have some fun. We're gonna be coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

And so many twists and turns.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. You God is We're having great time, huh? Go out and make it a great day. There's Jess Hooker at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy Halloween, everyone.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. Wearing his pumpkin shirt today. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick Magee, of course, is at his post the Prize Picks sports desk. I should point this out. Ms. Hooker is dressed as Cheech Marin.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

From Cheech and Chong. She's taken the mustache off.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it's from up in Smoke is That right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she just put it on. You don't have to keep that on. I know. It's very itchy and weird. She just put it back on temporarily so that Cheech Marin was on Celebrity Jeopardy.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

And he. He was great. Yeah, he won. Giving stoners everywhere a little bit of hope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could easily just be on Jeopardy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a art collector and an expert on art and stuff. An interesting guy. Very funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Ever made out with a girl who you could feel her mustache? Oh, gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was it stubbly or fuzzy? Or fuzzy. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And this wasn't a Lola situation, was it?

[Pat Godwin]

Not that he knows of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mean those guys?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't know she was a gorgeous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Girl Bit had you. Could you see the mustache before kissing her? Not when I met her. I did it in the morning. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Oh, boy. Well, you know, you can't shave it off. Right. If you do, it grows back thicker. Or is that.

[Bob Kevoian]

They had makeup on it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Did you notice the Adam's apple?

[Bob Kevoian]

How about the penis?

[Tom Griswold]

The balls throw you.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it amazing how they can tuck that? You know, like, you ever go to a drag show and you kind of. Do you ever go, you know, get lost in the performance?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have seen some where I was like, I. Boy, that is really convincing.

[Tom Griswold]

That actually leads to this letter, in a way. A Dear Bob and Tom show. Josh brought up Peyronie's disease.

[Chick McGee]

That's where you need potato filled pastries. Is that Pierogi's disease? Oh, I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this the one where it curves?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Any direction?

[Bob Kevoian]

I kind of think so. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there's, you know, there is.

[Chick McGee]

A malady that some guys don't break it, but they bend it, I guess. And some of those blood vessels get shut off.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It takes a hook. Either one way or the other.

[Bob Kevoian]

Scar tissue can cause it to bend.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in this case, it was a little more serious. He goes, this comes to us. Well, I'll leave his name off of it. My father had a very bad case of Peron's disease.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He ended up getting an implant that required some sort of an air pump.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have heard. We've talked about.

[Tom Griswold]

To get it to performance level.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

The one girl in the room thinks it's so silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no. And we are. Yeah, we. Someone brought one in.

[Chick McGee]

You have a little hand.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they're like Reebok. They're like Reebok pumps.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. A little bit.

[Jess Hooker]

That pump.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. But you have an attachment. It's in your. In the penis.

[Jess Hooker]

So there's a valve on your thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, my dad ended up getting an implant that required some kind of air pumping. You had to prime it to get to quote a performance level.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, you triple check the PSI on that, don't you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Blow a tire on your penis, you.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T want the hat blowing on up.

[Tom Griswold]

Like right now, it gets real cold and the tire light comes on.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What does priming it include?

[Bob Kevoian]

I assume mixing the oil and the water.

[Chick McGee]

Other gas.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it says here. I assume that means the air pressure increases and the of creating an erect. If I could get back to the point of the letter, we'd love it. He goes. Some years later. Some years later he let me know he had gotten a new and improved implant.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were going to say some years later. He let me touch.

[Tom Griswold]

Gets worse.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

He got the new and improved implant. I'll read this verbatim. Because mom wore the old one out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. She said. Damn right she did.

[Tom Griswold]

That's classic. Too much information.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't think I'd want to know that about my parents.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're doing it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I mean, remember the letter.

[Tom Griswold]

We had from Ally Breen where the. The mom moved in with her daughter after she got divorced and all of a sudden she was going out all the time and she'd come back from her escapades and tell her. Tell her daughter all of the intimate details.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And she, the daughter was really hoping she would cut it out. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Meet Trixie. She's a two year old Australian shepherd. She's watching hunting dogs on tv. Pictured here in her favorite recliner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, a beautiful dog.

[Chick McGee]

Now get a load of this. Actually, that looks exactly like my. My Josephine at home. Yeah. Joey's a little thicker than that though. With two C's. She. This dog is trained to jump out of cakes.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And this guy says he has tassels for all eight of her nipples.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, very silly.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Out.

[Chick McGee]

We're still working on getting the tassels to spin at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and by the way, Chick, she also likes to step on my foot as often as she can.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a sign of love.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Monkey start my golden start doing a long time ago. It comes in from the outside steps right on my foot. If I don't get out of the way, man. I think it's a dominance now.

[Bob Kevoian]

As much as we've loved these and enjoyed them. Yeah, that's it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're done looking at dogs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob.

[Chick McGee]

And top show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because it started with. We just wanted to see if you. If you're a trucker and you have a dog. Yeah, tell us about it.

[Chick McGee]

Now we got.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we're just getting a thousand dog pictures a day. And we all have Instagram.

[Jess Hooker]

This would be really great for your Instagram. You could do a dog page.

[Chick McGee]

A Halloween, Halloween dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I would like to see. That's like a pumpkin.

[Jess Hooker]

You can wait till the break.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll allow that. That's a special.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again we have hosted a photograph of Ms. Hooker dressed as Cheech Marin.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On this Halloween day. Also, we have a special poster in honor of wig day yesterday, we all put on. We put on wigs and when we come back, look like an aging rock band.

[Chick McGee]

Can you go through the entire Tom Griswold Halloween celebration from let's say this afternoon, two or three eastern, and just go through the holy evening.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not exactly sure what the plan is yet. I got. I still have some work to do.

[Chick McGee]

Are you. Are you staying at the house? Are you taking the girls out?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who's doing what.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I've got a. I've got to carve some pumpkins.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you make hot soup at your place? Is that your place with the hot soup last year?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what's happening. I really don't. I didn't.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

You're a good man.

[Bob Kevoian]

You go home and you say, ready for my orders.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly was gone last night. So we gotta figure out what's happening. All right. Very complicated.

[Pat Godwin]

Kelly was gone last night again.

[Tom Griswold]

She had to go to an event. I had to deal with something and I didn't get home until she.

[Chick McGee]

When she comes home, does she smell like Old Spice ever? Does that ever happen?

[Pat Godwin]

Does she smell like the sea when she comes?

[Tom Griswold]

She smells like a 24 year old tennis pro.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that was very specific.

[Chick McGee]

And almost had the quickest answer ever, didn't he? Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

We are coming right back. We do have news from the world of sports. We have pumpkins in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Ravens win by a lot last night.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a. The Kardashians. I, as much as I hate to bring them up, they have. They're in the news for two reasons. One of them has the words I didn't think I'd be reading in my lifetime. Vaginal lollipop? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh. I wonder what that's about.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a thing.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

It's gonna be shaped like.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out what that means when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

Experian.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Cheech from Cheech and Chong.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's Jess Hooker. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh. Arnold. I'm surprised you're not dressed today for Halloween.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm not got.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you've got the Dinty Moore Stu spokesman. Yes. Look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah, but I'm certainly in the spirit.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Once again at the Prize Picks sports desk and entering the studio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, he looks just like him.

[Tom Griswold]

We have.

[Chick McGee]

It's Chong.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks just like Tommy Chong. Required almost.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No apparatus.

[Chick McGee]

Dave ain't here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, this is amazing. And look at that spliff, Dom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that spliff, it's the size of a. A rolling pin. It's a Jeff Oscar in the role of.

[Chick McGee]

Are those your glasses?

[Tom Griswold]

Tommy Chong?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no, they look great.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, they look great on you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, Definitely pull them off.

[Chick McGee]

Really do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you look like Carl.

[Jeff Oskay]

You look like anything.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like Karl Marx after he smoked weed for the first time. Hey, man, you got a headband for.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they call Tom Mr. Relatable is what they say.

[Tom Griswold]

Who else had that really famous beard like that?

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks, Jeffy.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's up, Cheech?

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, John.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have to get a picture now of the two of you. We've been. We've been doing a lot of visual stuff. Yesterday we did the wigs. If you didn't see them, they're classic. We've got a fake poster that we're still working on. If you have a great name for a band of old men on their final tour, we've come up with quite a few of them, including Cosby Pills and Rash, Creedence Clearwater Recliner and more. We'd love to add it to the poster because we're not done yet. We're gonna have the massive rock festival the last time around. Now, we have a request for you, Pat Godwin. This comes to us from Centerville, Iowa. And before I read this, I should point this out. Tomorrow night. Am I getting this right? Tomorrow night it's Green Bay, Wisconsin.

[Pat Godwin]

Indeed. Yeah. Meyer Theater with Greg Hahn, Dave Dyer.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, That'll be a great show. Greg Hahn, Dave Dyer, Pat Godwin. The Meyer Theater tomorrow. Get [e-mail] for the Saturday night show.

[Chick McGee]

What are you going to do? Some of your songs, like the, you know, blah, blah, blah, stuff like that.

[Pat Godwin]

The blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Take you to the piano bar. Piano bar or coffee house?

[Tom Griswold]

What would you prefer?

[Pat Godwin]

Let's go to the piano bar. All right, I'll answer my own question.

[Chick McGee]

Coffee house makes more sense, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want me to read this request?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us, as I said, from Donovan in Centerville, Iowa. Could you lower the volume on that just a hair? Love the show. He's.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we got distortion.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you like that combination of annoying and.

[Bob Kevoian]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Final.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm not in charge over here.

[Tom Griswold]

It says, I was wondering if you could get Pat Godwin to play his song Pumpkin Spice. It's been stuck in my head. And the reason. And this is there's a double reason to play this. I understand that there's a doordash movement afoot to get a pad of Pumpkin Spice, which is not on your radar anymore. You've. You've. On this. You've been in this health kick. You've lost 50 pounds, but you're 40.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. Maybe. Maybe 10 on your line. Trying to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very contentious.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to make him feel good.

[Chick McGee]

But no, you're really up in his grill.

[Tom Griswold]

Purpley. Going up. Yes, I showed some of the posts.

[Pat Godwin]

You sound like a big fatty, fat, fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was a time I showed the poster to some initially said, oh, my God, Pat's lost so much weight.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I gained all that weight for a movie I wanted to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that joke. Now, this is a request once again from Donovan. Do you. Do you want to go give me.

[Pat Godwin]

A little more volume over there where it's handled I don't handle that okay, Ace, a little more, please. July's got a sunshine. April has a showers. January's got the snow and May brings all the flowers. November's got the Tokyo. December's got Christ, sweet baby Jesus. But October's got the pumpkin spices. Come on now. Pumpkin spice. Hey, pumpkin spice. A little in my latte would sure be nice but keep it out of my shampoo. Can I give you some advice? Yeah. Go easy on the pumpkin spice. Oh, a little more volume there.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Pumpkin spice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Chong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chong. Just a second.

[Jeff Oskay]

My bad, man.

[Pat Godwin]

You know I like it in a candle. I don't mind it in my tea But I love it in hooch Even though it's bad for me Going out of my gourd Headed to rehab a better fold. Cause I'm drinking whiskey with the pumpkin spice.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

I'm addicted to this stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, pumpkin spice. Hey, pumpkin spice. Put it in your Madam, you so make your dookie smell nice. Oh, don't put it in your douche. Cause no one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wants a smooch.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

I'm looking at you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just hookah.

[Pat Godwin]

Go easy on the pumpkin spice. No one wants a cooch that smells like pumpkin spice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, speak for yourself.

[Jeff Oskay]

I will.

[Pat Godwin]

Pumpkin spice.

[Announcer]

Here.

[Pat Godwin]

Pumpkin spice. Leave it out of my deodorant and my pizza slice. For you freaks who want a plumpkin try with a splash of pumpkin.

[Chick McGee]

Mmm.

[Pat Godwin]

Get sleazy on the pumpkin spice. Or the capes they gots for lumpkin. Yeah. James Brownie put the funkin JLo's got the junk in the trunkin But October's got the pumpkin spice.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Viral quest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right on, man.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that? And once again, we'll get that photograph up of Jeff Oscar as Tommy Chong. And once again, Ms. Hooker as Cheech Marin. Very good. And the mustache comes off and on.

[Jess Hooker]

It does, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I decided to find top 10 famous mustaches. I was quite surprised. Number one, Theodore Roosevelt. That's a good one.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking not on the list, but Wilfred Brimley. Yes, that was a good one. Actor Sam Elliott.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great one.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Selleck, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, Jason Lees was great. And my name is Earl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had a really good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Tom Selleck has got it. I would have thought that would have been number one.

[Jess Hooker]

So we're talking about, like, full.

[Tom Griswold]

Really good. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Not iconic mustaches, just.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man. Some of the iconic ones, like the Freddie Mercury's. That was extraordinarily Gay looking. That, that. That seventies era gay look.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, well, he was gay.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I'm just saying. And he's good for him.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who's the movie guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

John Waters.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's an iconic mustache.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob's is an iconic mustache, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised you haven't mentioned Ben Turpin. Remember he had.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Wow. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Surprised he hasn't mentioned Hitler.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I am too, usually.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I hadn't gotten there yet. That certainly is patience. You'd think that would never come back into fashion.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I don't think it ever will.

[Tom Griswold]

I told. I was at a really nice hotel in Chicago getting my car brought around and there was a guy with one. I thought, what on earth is this guy thinking?

[Jess Hooker]

People that try to pull it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because, you know, they're not trying to emulate it. But it is.

[Jess Hooker]

No, but in their brain. I mean, just anything that shape. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Right. Just from the nose down.

[Pat Godwin]

Michael Jordan did it for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ned Flanders. Great mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Very good. Who's the Raleigh Fingers? Oh, yeah, yeah, There's. That's a separate category would be sports mustaches.

[Chick McGee]

And then.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there, there are. Attempted mustache. I never thought Burt Reynolds stache looked very convincing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I liked it. I think it went with. With his look. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it was kind of dirty.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This list is. Okay, here's the list. Theodore Roosevelt, number one. One. Joseph Stalin, number two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Joe Stalin. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A Friedrich Nietzsche. A hard three. That's. You think Marx isn't relatable?

[Chick McGee]

You go Nietzsche, not niche. They're trying to bring Nietzsche and I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think Freddie Nietzsche.

[Chick McGee]

Downtown. Freddie Nietzsche. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't keep up. Is it Van Huff or Van Gogh? God's sake, just pick one. Let me move forward in the.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

In the world of music. I don't agree with this one. Lionel Richie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there was a time for sure.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, he still has one. And it is. It is wide.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Thick. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Frank Zappa. Fi Zappa. Crappa.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to strangle you.

[Tom Griswold]

Lemmy Kilmister from Motorhead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is great.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Hulk Hogan had the famous horseshoe. Bleached. Yeah, Bleached blonde one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bleached.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

You mean.

[Chick McGee]

You just cannot. You. You are obsessed with people's hair. And it's a bleach. You know, it's a tooth, you know, it's a wig. You know, what's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, look at it.

[Chick McGee]

Your sideburns. Are glorious, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they are good.

[Chick McGee]

They are hanging out way out of your headphones. They.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is not a criticism, but they are under the jawline now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just slightly under the jawline.

[Chick McGee]

Really, really nice.

[Tom Griswold]

John Lennon. 1975, right, Pat? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not 1979, John.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, that was still around 80.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, was it 80?

[Pat Godwin]

December.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He was around. Let's see now.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he was nervous in 79. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He knew it was coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's. What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? Thursday Night Football. Ravens pounding the Miami Dolphins in Miami. Beautiful Miami Gardens. Probably very humid there last night, I would think cloudy.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. We have a report suggesting cloudy.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Sad face.

[Chick McGee]

Also, game six of the World Series tonight up in Canada. Blue Jays have a three game to two lead. They can wrap it up tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll see. Right now it's time to explore the world of our. You all right? Okay. This portion of the Bob and Timeshare brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. We were talking about annuities a lot around here lately. I didn't even know what an annuity was. I'm just finding out. If you'd like to find out all the information, you go to the experts on annuities. It's all about having money come in when you retire. So we have produced the McGee 3, thanks to you and your letters. Here's our first letter. Dear Chick Magee, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity choices. What are the options? What is the Silac website address?

[Chick McGee]

That's so easy, Tom. It's silacins.com again. That's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Question two. Dear Chick Magee, I love the idea of this. A 20% bonus for going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where do I learn more about that?

[Chick McGee]

Easy. Again, just go to silacins.com and click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's great. Dear Chick Magee, you have the most beautiful, mellifluous voice. Would you please be kind enough to read the Silac disclaimer.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium brand and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See Silas ins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Once again, Coming up we have sporting news. We have a prince who's no longer a prince. Yikes. Over for the the famed royal family in the UK plus the return of a famous soft drink. I didn't know this was out of circulation. It's been gone for a long time. It's coming back and I'm not sure any of us are drinkers of it. I will not speculate.

[Chick McGee]

Is it. Is it Dr. Wilson's morphine cola?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not one of those.

[Chick McGee]

People love that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not one of those sort of smaller companies. The regional. It's a huge major soft drink maker. Is re releasing one of their classic products. And it's not Tab.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dr. Bergstrom's opium liquid.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like the 1900s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What won't benefit from a nice long nap?

[Tom Griswold]

You can't drink just one. Hey, this stuff is addictive.

[Chick McGee]

Does this. Sure is. Does this cola start with a J?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not Jolt.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it would be Jolt Cola.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was. Was that was the first ultra caffeinated.

[Chick McGee]

Ultra caffeinated? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that gone?

[Chick McGee]

I. I would think it would be ripe for coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now's the time we'll find out about what I'm talking about in general and specifically as well we return to.

[Chick McGee]

As I like to say, we're going to be here all day.

[Tom Griswold]

As I like to say, when we return, we'll be back.

[Chick McGee]

And that'll happen when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios we will still be the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

We are the musers on the pod.

[Announcer]

So far we've discussed people we love.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't tell you guys.

[Chick McGee]

Cuban emailed.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you wearing?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, that's not. Things we love.

[Tom Griswold]

Got way into typewriters.

[Chick McGee]

How many typewriters do you own?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Yes to.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time to get really down and dirty.

[Chick McGee]

These are great ideas. Start a podcast, then forget to promote it on social media. So what is our podcast about? You know, whatever we feel like the musers the podcast.

[Announcer]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great show. Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Silac Insurance news desk. It's Jess Hooker. Or is it Cheech from Cheech and Chong? There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Chong.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey man.

[Chick McGee]

You might know him as Jeff Oskay. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the i8 Steven Singer Sidekick Chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee. At the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm telling you, Jeff. Oscar. You could take Tommy Chong's passport and get through customs. You look just like them. It is really something.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great and just. Just awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They are making quite the. Quite the living Cheech and Chong on online with their. With their pot.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Edibles and yeah, they've been in here a couple times. One of the funny things I remember we were talking to them in the early days. So this I. For what would this be like 73ish? When they first started doing their actual people would rain down on them with joints.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I said, you didn't smoke those. Did you know because. And of course they went. Of course they did.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then of course in those. In those days though, the average street pot was. I recently read 1/30.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The THC content of today's Yikes. So. But I imagine they probably have been getting the good stuff for quite some time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't it crazy that Sean went to jail? I mean it is. I think even the most staunch anti drug person would go. Not Sean.

[Tom Griswold]

He went to jail for selling bongs.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Really ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, exactly. It was something very. The man didn't need to go to jail.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you, Josh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna dip our toes into the world of sports. I'll remind you you that the Chick McGee pics are posted on the. What is again?

[Chick McGee]

Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

The chick McGee also posted the photographs from our wig wearing event yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Don't cheat yourself. It's. It's well worth a look to see that picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus we have the new Woodstock poster that we threw together. We're going to be adding to that today. If you've got a great name for a band of aging folks.

[Pat Godwin]

Three days of peace and quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the motto of the Woodstock Festival. Did you notice instead of the guitar with the dove on it, it's a crut with a buzzard on it. Oh yeah. We have fun. We have fun here in the show now. And once again we have Mr. McGee at the price. Big sports.

[Chick McGee]

Lamar Jackson last night in Miami throws for 204 yards and four touchdowns. And the Baltimore Ravens route the Miami Dolphins 28 to 6. Lamar 18 to 23 in his first start since week four. Ravens won their second straight as they hope to make a run in the AFC North. Titan Mark Andrews made two touchdown catches. Jackson's other touchdown tosses tight end Charlie Kolar and receiver Rashad Bateman. Derek Henry rushes for 119 yards on 19 carries and hits the 12,000 yard mark in NFL history in one game. Cumulative Josh NBA winners Orlando City, 98 yard run. San Antonio NHL last night, St. Louis taking it on the chin in a shootout with Vancouver 4 to 3.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, in the shootout. What are you going to do?

[Chick McGee]

Philly, Tampa Bay, Boston, Ottawa, Carolina, Winnipeg, Pittsburgh, San Jose and Detroit all win. And by the way, shootout. Ottawa beat Calgary 4, 4 to 3. Are you on the Calgary bandwagon or are you on the Calgary bandwagon? The former Calgary.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Because I've heard Canadian people insist it's Calgary.

[Tom Griswold]

Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going, yeah, I'm sticking with Calgary as well.

[Chick McGee]

I, you know, it's funny, kind of like Calgary.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard some French guy call it Perry and I said, hey, you got it wrong there, Pierre.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you give up?

[Bob Kevoian]

They are quitters. They are afraid.

[Chick McGee]

Now get a load of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you, by the way, do you? I don't like the shootout thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I do regular season hockey. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like any of the overtime processes?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's it. I don't know. Especially in soccer, it's really dumb. Play the game. It's like adding it. It's like instead of, instead of, instead of finishing off the game, we're gonna bowl a frame.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you do realize if you do it that way, it could be unlimited. How long they skate and play.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean like the World Series last week?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, they get rid of it in the, in the postseason and that's fantastic.

[Jeff Oskay]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

But in the regular season, it works.

[Chick McGee]

Really well, you know, and they don't do the man automatically on second base in the playoffs. In Major League Baseball like they do in the regular season, you go to extras. It's the guy on second base. Why? If it's good enough for the postseason, why are they doing it in the regular?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one rule that I. Yeah, that's really stupid.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm kind of. I'm with you on that one. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like, I'll tell you what, instead of going over nine innings, we're going to play T ball.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what's the difference?

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to let the pitching coach pitch to our guys.

[Chick McGee]

No difference between a ghost runner and a man on second base. And a lawn chair being the umpire. It's the same thing. Why are they chicken?

[Bob Kevoian]

I though agree with these overtimes. We agree. You should really get it done in regulation.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Overtime is sort of an extra. Hey, all right, it's. No.

[Chick McGee]

And then they blame. Well, we didn't get the ball. Well, you should have taken care of things in regulation.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Both teams should touch the ball statistically.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it should just end in a tie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I think it works in some sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but a tie is like kissing your sister.

[Tom Griswold]

Incredibly hot. Although her beard is not dark. It's nice blonde.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever catch your sister bleaching or narrowing her face in any way?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No, not Jan. Oh, no, she didn't need to.

[Chick McGee]

She was just a perfect woman on.

[Tom Griswold]

The COVID of Cosmopolitan magazine. That tells you something.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's in love with beautiful.

[Pat Godwin]

He's very proud.

[Chick McGee]

He's in love with her.

[Jess Hooker]

He should be proud of her.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweetheart. Hi, Jan. Good morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he wants to kiss her.

[Chick McGee]

First your brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

But then it'd be weird because I've kissed my mom.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Common.

[Chick McGee]

You know, did she ever participate somewhere when you and the brothers would prance around naked with just your towels around your neck playing Bear Man? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been informed by my brothers that I was the only one who played Bear Man.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, guys. Please join me.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, be naked with me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, we'd be upstairs in the loft at the cottage.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And what?

[Jeff Oskay]

You know.

[Chick McGee]

And what. What part of Michigan was that?

[Jess Hooker]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

Harbor Springs.

[Chick McGee]

Harbor Springs.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Over overlooking most beautiful little Travers Bay.

[Chick McGee]

Most beautiful place on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

Deepest harbor, natural on Earth.

[Chick McGee]

Most beautiful place on earth.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be surprised, the quality of the people there. I'm not sure you'd be allowed within city limits.

[Chick McGee]

And we're one of the bigger planets.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll explain to you. Jess. You take your towel. What makes you wrap it around your neck and then you click it on. You take that. What are those things? Clothes. Pins.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. What are those things?

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then you become Bear man. And you fly around between the. Because it was a loft. There were all these beds up there, and you dive from one bed to the other.

[Chick McGee]

Schwann stuck a hanging out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Technically, the towel makes you not Bear man, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No. All good superheroes have a cape. Name one that doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Black Panther doesn't have a cape.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wolverine doesn't have a cape.

[Tom Griswold]

Name a good movie.

[Chick McGee]

Iron man doesn't have a cape.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kaplan, Merrick. No cape. Song General. No cape. He doesn't have a cape. He makes it very clear. He doesn't have a cape.

[Chick McGee]

Captain Marvel.

[Tom Griswold]

Captain Canaveral.

[Chick McGee]

No cape. And by the way, Captain Marvel is a man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

A Man in Utah had his 35 year old geometro automobile destroyed by smashing it with a nearly 2,000 pound pumpkin.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's kind of fun.

[Chick McGee]

Alan Giebert, who grows giant pumpkins, first went viral earlier this year. A story about his devotion to the compact coupe that he drives. His beloved 1991 Geometro finally gave out. He decided he would drop one of his pumpkins on it.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't see those anymore.

[Chick McGee]

The Utah Giant Pumpkin Festival.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just saw some pumpkin Jeff yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, sorry, I'm at the Geometrical. But I. I accept that.

[Chick McGee]

He dropped the giant pumpkin 14 stories onto his car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'd like to see it at.

[Chick McGee]

A place called Hee Haw Farms.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have.

[Tom Griswold]

We have some photographs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fantastic. Oh, it's as good as you want it to be.

[Tom Griswold]

It drives him a crane and it.

[Chick McGee]

It's everything you want it to be.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

My goodness. Wow. Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

It just obliterates the car and the pumpkin, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Help. That guy sitting in there at a.

[Chick McGee]

Hell Canada Pumpkin pie for everyone. There was a guy in the car?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, sure. You got to make sure it's parked. He had to keep his foot on the brake.

[Tom Griswold]

Now actually, if I'm not mistaken, Chick McGee once had a Renault alliance.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a notoriously bad car. And you had that crushed at a monster truck show.

[Chick McGee]

I. Yeah, a monster truck ran over.

[Bob Kevoian]

How'd you get home?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. One of the wives at the time. I forget which one it was.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Who the hell can keep track?

[Tom Griswold]

The Geometro.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember? I got rear ended when I first got that car and the driver's seat snapped back. It snapped in half at the bottom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

So I had to go to a junkyard and get a replacement seat that would fit the car, but it didn't fit. The. The upholstery didn't match. So there. Yeah, it was a mix and match. Something. They teased me about it. Guess who teased me the most?

[Bob Kevoian]

Old old man.

[Chick McGee]

The cool one. The cool guy.

[Tom Griswold]

If you get a chance, check out the video of the giant pumpkin. It is. It is very cool.

[Chick McGee]

There might be video of that or no alliance being crushed around here somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure there is. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid world record. I heard you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I said nice. I would like to. I meant it.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you went nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, no, no, no. I know, I know. If I sent that to you in a text, that's how you would have read it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, Nice. Company in Kazakhstan has set the Guinness World record for the largest parade of one humped camels.

[Tom Griswold]

There a distinction.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yes, yes. One is less than two.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your one hump and you got your two hump.

[Chick McGee]

Now if you have a two hump camel, is it traditional to ride between the humps or.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would think between the humps or.

[Chick McGee]

Is it one in front of the.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought it was at the neck.

[Chick McGee]

In front of two humps.

[Tom Griswold]

I. That's a great question.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's between the humps, is it?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like really?

[Pat Godwin]

Aren't you between humps right now, Josh?

[Bob Kevoian]

I am, I am, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A total of 252 camels walked in the parade, surpassing the minimum requirement of 200. The successful attempt was organized by something called Dalit Beckett LLP to celebrate farmers who play a vital part in the country's agriculture.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a shock. Usually farmers. Wait a minute. Isn't that what they do, agriculture? Yeah. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. There's a great picture of this. These are beautiful animals.

[Bob Kevoian]

How to ride a camel. 12 steps with pictures.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they the one hop or two number one.

[Bob Kevoian]

One hump. You get on the hump.

[Chick McGee]

You get on the hump.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. You do.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they have. Well, the time I did it, they had. They had like a little gizmo up there, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Like a pedestal.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was sort of a seat thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, A saddle there. So there are.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it wasn't. I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is kind of a. But it's, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It. It's like a. How do I. Like an apparatus that kind of cleared the hump. I guess technically it was more of a seat than a saddle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But the, the one humped for. I wonder. I hope they did it on a Wednesday.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Oh, because.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they'd have some DJ there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You talk about hump day.

[Tom Griswold]

We have 250 camels here celebrating agriculture. We brought in some farmers.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, we're gonna get the lead out. Coming. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, there's a chance you don't ride two humped camels. Everything I'm seeing. And this is my third how to ride a camel. All single humps.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I heard two humps are less agreeable than one hump.

[Tom Griswold]

This says. Okay, wait a minute. One humped, one hump. Camels dromedary have shorter hair and longer, more slender legs. Adapted for hot climates. Two hump humped camels. Bactrian camels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Have long shaggy coats and shorter limbs for cold. The cold Deserts of Central Asia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Most tourist camel rides use dromedaries. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And dromedaries are two humps.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope. One.

[Chick McGee]

One hump.

[Tom Griswold]

Dromedary. Sounds like one of those prescription drugs they advertise on late night tv. You know, ever since I took dromedary.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I can.

[Tom Griswold]

I can kayak.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is your wife overreacting to every little thing?

[Tom Griswold]

It tastes just like milk, right, Alice?

[Chick McGee]

Side effects include blood in your stool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Listen to this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Camels are often called the ships of the desert.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I never heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Absolute.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd never heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Read Caravans by James Michener.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'd like to.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you would, but they're. They're all being escorted that no one's riding them in this prey. They're all just being escorted. Got a guy walking in front of him now. Is that sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to always approach a camel from the side.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not from behind.

[Chick McGee]

Get kicked, probably. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And let the camel sniff your hand. It's a way of saying hello in camel language is what it says.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I do that to dogs, don't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I always go by.

[Tom Griswold]

You put a fist out, not your fingers, and let them take us. Take a snap sniff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, you put your fist out.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always put my fingers out. I never. Fists always seem threatening to me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Yeah, you're supposed to make a fist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, urban dogs, you can just put a fist up, come back with a.

[Chick McGee]

You're not supposed to make a fist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you are. What are you. High five.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I don't know. You're just supposed to hang your. You're not supposed to.

[Jess Hooker]

How are you. Do it.

[Chick McGee]

Do this.

[Jess Hooker]

What's that? Poodles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. My dad used to make that motion a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does anyone want grooves when talking about certain.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at this over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Archie. Coming up in the news, Ms. Hooker, what have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

We have some Halloween news to kick off the news.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's up? That's coming up in a few days, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

And then we'll have the news when we come back and have the news.

[Jess Hooker]

And old Soda is coming back. Tom teased that earlier.

[Chick McGee]

And not Joe Cole.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I don't know if anybody of any of us ever had My son.

[Pat Godwin]

That was his favorite growing up. Because it tastes just like another soda.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing. It was. It was an absolute. The one that's coming back. Yeah. I thought it was a total ripoff of the other one.

[Pat Godwin]

It is? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I know what it is now, and I'm excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, it's coming back. We'll find out about that. And, oh, also, we got a cool thing about kind of a luthier. Oh, you know, guitar maker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Except this guy makes harps.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My name is Lex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lex Luthier. I make evil guitars.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out about lex. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, we are the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you miss? Missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

The day for that.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

As Tommy Chong.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold with a confession about lyrics I had wrong wrong for a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I know. I'm intrigued.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom. You. You made a poster for Wood Stuck, which is our band. Our new band. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, the name of the band is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm sorry, your festival.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, it's a festival. And our band is Break Wind and Fire. We have the original Earth Wind and Fire logo. It's. And instead of Three Days of Peace and Love, it's Three Days of Peace and Quiet shows us as old guys with wigs on that. You know, those bands that go out for that one last time. And I'm a big fan, by the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Of all those tours.

[Bob Kevoian]

But Woodstock, that got me thinking. The song Soul Man, I used to think the lyrics up until, like, 10 years ago, where I was educated at Woodstock. Meaning, like. Oh, he learned a lot while experiencing that. That festival.

[Chick McGee]

I guess I'm not familiar with that. That familiar with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Educated.

[Tom Griswold]

From good stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

From good stock is what he's saying. And I should have known because Soul man came out two years before Woodstock happened.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have been really prescient. Yesterday I mentioned this, and I forgot. I did a little bit of homework. We were talking about the band, the Jefferson Airplane. They would evolve into the Starship, et cetera, et cetera. They had a bunch of great big hits. Grace Slick, I believe it was her birthday. She's 85 or something.

[Jess Hooker]

86.

[Tom Griswold]

She was the lead singer of the Jefferson Airplane. And she actually planned at one point she was going to spike Richard Nixon his punch at the White House. There was an event in 1969, and she had Been invited to the White House because she was an alumnus of Finch College, which is where one of Nixon's daughters had gone. And they didn't realize it was the famous Grace Lick. The invitation was under her maiden name, Grace Wing, so they didn't know that they were inviting her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

She brought famous so called Yippee Abby Hoffman as her guest. And they brought along a vial of lsd. They wanted to slip it into Richard Nixon's tea. The Secret Service recognized Mr. Hoffman.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was gonna say, how did they not know him?

[Tom Griswold]

Let him in. The plan did not go well. Wow. That. I mean, can you imagine Dick Nixon on acid? I am not a crook. Cuckoo Kachu. I am the walrus. Time now to switch gears. Leave the world of sports because we have Ms. Hooker dressed as Tommy Chong.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No. Cheech Marin or what did I say?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Tommy Chong is Mr. Oski.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's Jeff. You look just like him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And we'll. We'll have a Ms. Hooker once again deliver some news from the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Jess Hooker]

Coca Cola is relaunching Mr. Pibb.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Mr. Pibb was first introduced in the 1970s to compete with Dr. Pepper, but was discontinued in 2001. I didn't know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

They continued with Pib Extra. And that's all that's been available for years.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true. And then they also discontinued that.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Pip Extra went away, too. Coca Cola said that the new Mr. Pibb packs an intense sweet cherry flavor complemented by a hint of caramel and a spicy finish.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not a bad answer to Dr. Pepper.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they have. They have diet pib.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Jeff Oskay]

But he's had all this time and he's still just a mister. He didn't even get associates in that time to compete against the doctor.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This day and age, I would have thought maybe he'd now be Mrs. Pibb. A lot of wild things happening out there.

[Chick McGee]

Also not my Dr. Middle.

[Jess Hooker]

Mr. Pibb will contain 30% more caffeine than Pib Extra.

[Chick McGee]

See? Jolt Cola. It's perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the first one that came up that I was aware of.

[Chick McGee]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

They said this has a ton of caffeine in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had no idea PIB was so loaded in caffeine.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a Mr. Pibb mascot? Like there is for, you know, Mr. Clean or.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I mean, there isn't really a Dr. Pepper mascot.

[Chick McGee]

It sort of looks like the Pringles guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there is one.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're estranged brothers.

[Jess Hooker]

Somehow that goes. That sounds right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Of course it does. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Pib.

[Tom Griswold]

I know I did read this. They make one with 100 real sugar. That's called Senor Pib.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

See the.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you say. You've always said you went to school with somebody who could tell the difference between all the sodas?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I bet I. I bet I could do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Stevenson could. You could line them up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You could pick out your RC Cola. Your diet. Right. That was. That was. That was liquid turd.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with diet? Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. And Tab.

[Chick McGee]

Awful tap was.

[Tom Griswold]

But I know is Tab kind of like the McRib where they bring it out and. Or is it floating around?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I feel like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cinnamony thing. Didn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Did it.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was. I think it was all saccharine.

[Chick McGee]

You hear tales about somebody searching for. For Tab every now and then on the Internet.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A Tab hunter, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not what I was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't. I could tell he wasn't asking for that again.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't fishing for that gem.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the slogans for Mr. PIB when it came out was Mr. PIB. It goes down good. And then not a cola, not a root beer. Mr. Pibb.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought Mr. Pibb was just Dr. Pepper.

[Bob Kevoian]

It really is similar.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a cherry Coke. Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, cherry and caramel and vanilla. There's. It's a lot of flavors.

[Chick McGee]

No. So it is Mr. Pibb. It's not Dr. Pibb.

[Jess Hooker]

It's Mr. Pibb.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Dr. Pepper.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is Dr. Pepper a PhD or is he a physician?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? It's gonna really make you sad. Philosophy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

And not only that, but I. I think it's an honorary degree.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Kierkegaard. Loved it.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever played Dr. Pepper poker?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what that means.

[Chick McGee]

It's like tens, twos and fours are wild or something. The numbers that are on the label.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Dr. Pepper? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope there's stripping involved.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I look forward to having a Mr. Pibb. Yeah, that's right. I like how it tingles the nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we should help them develop a. There should be a mascot.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think so?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then a car. Some sort. The PIB mobile.

[Chick McGee]

A car?

[Tom Griswold]

What is. Is a Pib a thing. I know what a pip is.

[Chick McGee]

A pip is a Mark on a dice. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

We could make a car. We could like, you know, pib my ride.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm making progress here. Give me a teaser. What's. What's coming up?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's better. I was going to boo, but I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Decided, well, you got the reference. He didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I know what Pimp My Ride Is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you sure I stand correct?

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. Who's the host?

[Tom Griswold]

Some. Probably some rat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

You ever hear Augie Smith Hunk about, what is it? Pimp My House?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, just the how the term pimp.

[Chick McGee]

It'S like, how did that become a verb?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Crack hor. Thank you, Augie.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Oh, I didn't know this. There's a serious penny shortage.

[Jess Hooker]

There is.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's causing some technical problems. Now, doesn't it cost more to make.

[Chick McGee]

A penny than it does or they're worth a penny?

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be back with that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have a great story.

[Chick McGee]

I actually heard this the other morning. I was in and out of a store and there was a radio station on and the guy was saying, did you know that chocolate started out as a beverage?

[Josh Arnold]

It did.

[Chick McGee]

A beverage. I'll be right back.

[Bob Kevoian]

More with him when we come.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not joking.

[Tom Griswold]

There used to be a guy driving in I this may always made me howl. He would. It was a country station. But the guy would come on and he'd go because he had, he had no, no personality. Nothing to say. Well, now it's time for today's, today's horoscopes. And read the horoscopes for like three minutes. Then you go. These are just provided for your entertainment pleasure. They, they do not necessarily mean that's going to happen. He had to do a disclaimer.

[Chick McGee]

I like that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'd listen to that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You listen to that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Not chocolate beverage guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd rather hear chocolate beverage guy. At least he's got something going on. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB- tom1 or@bob&tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care, needs, needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker or is it Cheech from Cheech and Chong at the Silac Insurance news desk? Oh, I like that way.

[Jess Hooker]

Like this. Better.

[Chick McGee]

Better. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like Cheech has been on a motorcycle.

[Tom Griswold]

Your mustache is pointing up.

[Chick McGee]

And there's Jeff Osuke as Chong.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you gonna light that baby up?

[Jeff Oskay]

1001.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff's not joking. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, we need to get you high. Pat, just.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you don't want to see that.

[Chick McGee]

Old time's sake.

[Bob Kevoian]

You said show. You don't want to see that show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know they. I know that most rehab programs recommend an annual let's go back and try it again day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you know the California. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Josh Arnold's is at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Pat Godwin]

I am?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You want to hear about it?

[Chick McGee]

I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

To hear about it, visit I hate Steven Singer jewelers atIhateStevensinger.com to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America. But guess what? He's also the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. Oh, that's I hate stephensinger.com and you.

[Chick McGee]

Know, Christmas is a coming. Or is it breathing hard? You go to Stephen Singer for all your Christmas. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. You look confused. What's the problem?

[Tom Griswold]

I just. Kind of a coincidence. I was trying to find out if Mr. Pibb had a mascot because they're re releasing Mr. Pibb and it said a. This particular article. It's a Coca Cola product and it said there's a. They describe it as a suite of online videos promoting Mr. Pibb and Mr. Pib0. It's called Mr. Pib0 Sugar.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Voiced by comedian Roy Wood Jr. You know what?

[Jess Hooker]

Really speaking of, I just realized that I didn't send him the zoom link, and that's probably why he hasn't called. Oh, you did?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're gonna. We're in theory gonna talk with Roy Royce. I'm. That was on me partway into Roy's new book. I just got it yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

We kind of thought he'd be running late.

[Jess Hooker]

And he is gonna be hosting the MLB Awards next week too, so that'll be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Major League Baseball.

[Chick McGee]

He's hosting every everything.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, that's. I did had no idea that this Mr. Pibb thing would kind of coincide with his return.

[Bob Kevoian]

How weird.

[Tom Griswold]

And I did. I do not see a specific animatro animate with animated cartoon. Yeah. There. Thank you. Cartoon version of a Mr. Pibb. Okay, so I don't know if there is a character known as Mr. Pitt.

[Bob Kevoian]

There isn't.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a new.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I looked it up and I knew already.

[Tom Griswold]

Where'd you look it up? Your book?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. On the Internet. You dumb, dumb.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you. I need an answer to this question. You ask us questions all the time and we answer them and we're correct 90% of the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yet you still look it up on the Internet and you won't tries to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell us the answer we just gave him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Like it happens all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not true, by the way. There is no Mr. Bibb. I just look it up.

[Chick McGee]

You got me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We'll see if we're going to talk to Roy today or not. I'm not sure Roy's new book is. It's. It's a memoir, but it's. It's about being a dad.

[Jess Hooker]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And his experience with his father, who was very interesting guy by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Of course memoir means French for I made it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's return to this to the Silac insurance news desk with a Cheech Marin. I mean, no, no, it's a Ms. Hooker. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Some parents and mental health experts worry that Halloween decorations are becoming too scary. While some Halloween fans are decorating their homes with creepy clowns, dismembered bodies and tons of blood, parents are grappling with how to keep their children from becoming too scared. Licensed clinical psychologist Regina Mascaro told the Times. I think we need some self imposed restraints on what we put out there because it reflects our thoughtfulness.

[Tom Griswold]

You got. You have to know how old the kids are. Etc. You don't want to have like some kind of a jump scare thing where they come to the door and you know, a skeleton jumps at him or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but that's kind of the. That's the go to is that you look like a scarecrow but there's actually somebody in there and they jump out when the kids come in handy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do that to the 12 year olds.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's a crazy display in my neighborhood that it looks like a skeleton coming out of the ground.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it giant ones?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And it's a giant.

[Jess Hooker]

Those are cool.

[Chick McGee]

And he's actually. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pushing against the ground.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there's the full standing one of the same thing. It's the same proportions. It's like 20ft tall. Those are so cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have any scary things. I have Halloween decorations But none of them to scare a kid.

[Chick McGee]

That's good, because I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

For the kids.

[Chick McGee]

My gosh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you have on your front porch right now for the kids?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hanging from the front porch are some bats and ghosts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're friendly. Ish looking. And then I have a Frankenstein like, candle holder and a Dracula candle holder.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

And I can light those up.

[Chick McGee]

Do you put a bowl out with the candy or you hand them out?

[Bob Kevoian]

I sit there. I sit out there in my chair and. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Rocking chair it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It does rock.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let's see. Now I'm trying to think. I have. I have. Well, I have the witches and then the skeletons all around the door.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you have a picture of that now?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not gonna jump out and scare it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. They're a fixed position. There's about 10 skeletons, full size, right around the door there.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I'm trying to figure out how to light them for the evening. That's going to be my task today.

[Chick McGee]

I'm telling you. The spotlight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'll get it figured out. You.

[Chick McGee]

It would look like a movie premiere, one of those spots. Oh, that's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll be cool.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what. Yeah, I bet you could rent those. Don't they rent those for, like, people's birthdays and everything?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a big laser.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Looky, lordy, lordy, look who's 40.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, is the photograph of Chick as the Frankenstein monster on our.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Social media.

[Jess Hooker]

We didn't. We. Austin made it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's wonderful.

[Jess Hooker]

Our. Our thumbnail for YouTube today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

He did elongate your forehead.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it does look. I do look like Frank.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the per. It's the. The Boris Karloff Frankenstein monster.

[Chick McGee]

Can we get that picture shown in here somehow?

[Tom Griswold]

It's really good because.

[Chick McGee]

No, because Josh and I are. Are absolutely in character.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You've got some. You're wearing something. Christie's like a benevolent witch or whatever it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Great, great.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. Literally unaffected and just looks like a normal guy in the picture.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you sure?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's kind of dressed.

[Jess Hooker]

Does he have a cape on?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dracula.

[Chick McGee]

A crazy grin. But there's nothing done to his face. Nothing at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm like the normal, normal, normal person in the monsters.

[Jess Hooker]

And you're butt hurt about it.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm really butt hurt about it. And no one talked to me about. No one. Pat can relate to this. No one showed me the proofs.

[Pat Godwin]

Photo control yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You know how much time we would lose if we tried to run everything by you?

[Chick McGee]

I would really.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of the time would be spent trying to find him and get him to answer the phone.

[Chick McGee]

I would really love that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When have I not ever answered the phone?

[Tom Griswold]

I would never call you. We have. We'll get some times Bald Faced live. This radio show has been very visual the last couple of days. We tried the wigs on yesterday. The photographs from that and the Woodstock festival are posted on various social media platforms. Well worth reviewing. The Frankenstein chick thing is perfect. Did we find.

[Jeff Oskay]

Should be up here in just a second if you haven't we. No one commented. Josh came dressed as the bounty paper towel.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You could get a roll of paper towels. That's an easy one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am the quicker picker upper.

[Jess Hooker]

Does he also have an axe?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know either.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know I have an axe to grind. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

About commies.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no. He likes commies socially.

[Jeff Oskay]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

There we are.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there's the thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

The chick is. The chick is absolutely perfect.

[Chick McGee]

So. Yeah, but all of us are. And there Tom is just holding a pumpkin.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think the idea is I'm scared. That's. I'm screaming. I'm frightened.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know why they had me wearing a jacket with a. I would never wear a baseball cap and a jacket button. The top button.

[Jess Hooker]

None of this is real, guys. It's a thumbnail. We're gonna use it for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

It's wonderful.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's great.

[Tom Griswold]

It did a great job.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is great, Austin.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

What are you dressed as, Jeff?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm a mummy.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, she's a coconut.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm a mummy. Look, look at it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she's wrapped in bandages. It's just. Maybe one bandage across the face would have helped.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Jess Hooker]

God. Dial it down.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't mean no.

[Jess Hooker]

My face is just really animated.

[Chick McGee]

That is an aggressive smile. It really is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well now, coming up, we think we're going to talk with comedian Roy Wood Jr. We'll see.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's big timing us.

[Tom Griswold]

In the meantime, Mr. Big Time In. In the meantime, raycons everyday.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Tom. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up, we may or may not be talking to the author of the man of Many Fathers Life Lessons Disguised as a Memoir by Roy Wood Jr. I'm pretty deep into it. It's a great book. Are we gonna. We'll see if we can talk to Roy. I'll get that organized. Also, we have some exciting things going on in the world of news, including a great dog rescue.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if you saw this. This dog stuck on a cliff. And the good news is they got. Also, we have a penny shortage in the news. And how about you're expecting a package at your house, you open it up and you inside are human body parts. Oh, okay. We'll see. We'll hear about that from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There's Jeff Oskay as Tommy Chong. There's Jess Hooker as Cheech Cheech Marin. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's good to see you. We're gonna get hooked up, I think in just a second with comedian Roy Wood Jr. The man is a fine stand up comedian and he's asleep there. There he is. Hey, Roy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Roy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now an author. The book is called the man of Many Fathers Life Lessons Disguised as a Memoir. I'm a couple hours in, Roy. I just got it yesterday on. And you, you did the audible version. You read it and I, I enjoy the fact that there's some bad Words in there especially. You start even though it's about fatherhood and father, it starts off with a lot about your mom and some of your adventures with your mom. It's great stuff. I'm really fascinated by the background of your life and a couple of exotic spots you lived in, a bunch of different places. And I have a question I want to ask right away about it. And it's about you don't have a Southern accent at all, and yet you were.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

I don't know where you got that there from that time. What you got to figure out because.

[Tom Griswold]

You spent the bulk of your time in Birmingham and then you were in Tennessee, you were in Mississippi. And my question is, is did you work on losing your accent or did you ever have one? And I asked this. I remember we spoke to Dan Rather once and he was from Texas, and he said when he started in broadcasting, he had to work on getting rid of his accent. And your dad was a famous broadcaster and I've had occasion to hear a lot of him lately. Your late father, some recordings of your dad. And he had an amazing voice. Did that. Was that part of the reason you're so you have such a great speaking voice?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

I think so. My dad would force me to repronounce words. My mother's a college educator. My father is a journalist who must always enunciate every word and use every muscle in your throat.

[Chick McGee]

Rupal.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

So it just wasn't there. Then I majored in journalism. And then they make you take voice and diction classes. And I granted, I was learning how to speak proper English in the Florida Panhandle. So I don't know if I ever was taught proper English in Tallahassee, but it slowly kind of just got dissolved away. But I will tell you, if you give me enough liquor, boy, that's so the next ain't gonna come right back in. Right back there, boy. Like man, boy, you better pull it.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to always notice that Barack Obama would sort of shift gears in front of certain audiences with his voice. One of the funny things you talk about in the book, you had a very unusual living arrangement with your dad off and on. But he would drag you to the radio station at five in the morning, which is what I did to my sons for years. And you would sit there in the air booth and watch him. And if you made any noise, he'd whack you with the newspaper.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

I didn't know that. This noise is going out over the air to millions of people in syndication. I'm trying to Enjoy a biscuit from Hardee's. And my dad could literally just be talking and then you could just hear him. In the Wagg Wenn News Center. I'm Roy Wood. The tunnel, it's 7:20, so like you can just hear like a stutter step and. Oh, that was the slap.

[Tom Griswold]

And we should point out Roy Wood Jr. Is our guest. He's a very fine standup comedian and his father was a very distinguished broadcaster. A very serious guy, very tight with the dollar. You tell some great stories about your ability to earn money on the side without telling him because he didn't want to part with a dollar. But he was very well known and went everywhere with the civil rights movement. Went to Vietnam, went to Africa, covered all kinds of stuff. But what struck me is you mentioned that you would follow him around on weekends and he would be doing like, lectures at churches, et cetera. And you said that kind of reminds you of what your career has been like standing in front of crowds. But maybe I'm not deep enough in the book. Did your father have a sense of humor at all?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

No, I don't think my dad ever laughed. He might have laughed at the barbershop or something, but he never watched sitcoms either. When I really sat, really reflected about my pops because, because, you know, the book is essentially like, well, you need to know who he is and know who I am. But he died at 16. So I learned stuff from other people. But when I really reflected, my dad did nothing but watch the news and Jeopardy. That's it. There was no chuckles. Not never. You remember the Soul Train story? My dad didn't know how to have fun. My dad could have been a part of the Soul Train empire with Don Cornelius and then told Don Cornelius, nobody wants to watch black people dance for an hour. It's a terrible idea.

[Tom Griswold]

And your dad is the guy that got Darn Cornelius into broadcasting. Yeah.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Hired him from the Chicago Police Department, Said, hey, man, you got a good voice. Stop carrying a gun and come hold this microphone. And Don agreed and built a whole empire. So my dad did nothing but cover struggle and all of the worst moments globally, from the 1950s all the way, say, through the Rodney King riots. I just think somewhere in there, you just lose your ability to laugh. I just. I just think he lost it. And I don't think he ever really knew smiling or happiness or anything like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever do anything funny in front of him? Obviously you didn't become a stand up comedian for. Until he'd been long gone, but did you Ever, like, do a speech in front of him at a class, anything like that?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

No, I. Well, I got in Duncan Booth in the seventh grade for my soccer team to raise money for uniforms, and he came and cuts me out at the bake sale about, about, you know, you. Nobody's fool and nobody needs to be out here getting dunked in water for uniform. You are being foolish.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking to Roy Wood Jr. Roy's book is called the man of Many Fathers Life Lessons Disguised as a Memoir. I'm a couple of hours into. I'm doing the audiobook, Roy, and there's, there's. There's a little bit of cursing in it, even as a youth. But on your. On stage, you know, you don't curse a lot on stage.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

No, not a lot. And I felt like if I was quoting someone and something that they would have actually said, then we're gonna let the cuss word fly. We don't. We're gonna let it fly here and there just to. Just to add a little bit of flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

One thing I didn't know, I may not have the number right, but when you were born, your dad was what, 60 something?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah, my dad was 63 when I was born. But I had to give context to that because 63 is one of them ages that could look a lot of different ways. My dad was 63, but he looked 45. You know, he was one of them. He was one of them old players like that. And my mom was 30 or 31, I think somewhere in there. So it was a different relationship. And I think once you get to an age where your parents can give you advice, if you have older parents, you don't really get the same childhood. You don't get to play catch and throw the ball and walk in the park. You get people that are trying to prepare you for life because they feel like they don't have a lot of time left with you. And I think that's kind of where my father and I's relationship got reduced to. Him just kind of taking me around to grown up stuff and him telling me about life as a whole and less so about. Let's talk about who you have a crush on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And your dad had a lot of lady friends and it was very complicated situation. I'll let people that read the book find out about that. On a different note, we were talking about the return of Mr. Pibb, and I was doing some homework, and it says that a guy named Roy Wood Jr. Is the voice of the Mr. Pib Buck pitch.

[Chick McGee]

Out there.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I had no idea. That's pretty funny. Are you. Are you a fan? Did they give you. Do you get paid in, like, cases of Mr. Pibb for life?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

You know what's crazy? They don't give you Mr. Pibb.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

I guess they figured we gave you money. Go buy it. I've always been a fan of Mr. Pibb, and I have to give a shout out to a woman from Tallahassee named Gloria. Ended up trying to keep my Ford focus on who showed me how to put lemon in Mr. Pitt. That enhances the flavor. I never known that. Thank you, Gloria. If you somewhere listening from prison.

[Tom Griswold]

We'Re talking with comedian Roy Wood Jr. Roy's been one of our favorites from the early days.

[Chick McGee]

Roy.

[Tom Griswold]

I also, I don't know much about it. I saw a thing you're going to be. What'd you say? He's emceeing some baseball thing coming up.

[Jess Hooker]

He's hosting.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Oh, yeah, the MLB Awards. That's live on MLB network. Thursday, November 14th. Myself and Mookie Betts are co hosting that. And it's the end of the year award show for all the baseball. You know, we celebrate The Saigons and MVPs and Roberto Clemente award winners. All the old heads come back and we praise them. It's gonna. It's gonna be a really good time. It's only their third year doing it, but it has grown into something that's actually pretty cool, man. I think baseball players are like, like off camera and off the field, probably one of the coolest. Not as cool. Hockey players are number one. But I think baseball is number two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And by the way, I was looking, I was looking at your book online here. One of the reviews of Roy's book, the man of Many Fathers Life Lessons Disguised as a Memoir. One of the reviewers is Stephen A. Smith, but it's a Stephen. It's written down so you can't hear him screaming. He says, Roy didn't just write a book, he left a mark. That's gotta be cool. Do you know Stephen pretty well?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah, we met a couple times when I used to, you know, like 2012, 13. I was doing a lot more ESPN on a regular basis before I got to Daily Show. And so we would cross paths a couple of times, you know, in the ESPN hallways. And like, I always had a lot of respect for him when he used to write for the Philly Inquirer and he was covering Allen Iverson when he used to be on Fox Sports. And I know that. I know that he doesn't read a lot of books. Like he's very selective about the books he chooses to read rather. And so, you know, just. It's one of the things that. Hey, man, would be honored if you read my book and write a blurb and recommend it to other people. I will see about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Roy Wood Jr. Is our guest once again. Roy's got a book out this there. Are you. I don't know. I don't have your schedule in front of me. Are you doing any touring right now?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah, I got a little bit of touring. I'll be in Chicago next week. Chicago, Minnesota, Atlanta, Detroit, Minneapolis.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. Is it a book tour?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah, it kind of. Yes, it's a book tour. You get a book included with the price of the ticket. But they're still stand up. I don't want people to think they're coming just to see me sit with a stranger and talk about family trauma. There's also jokes. Okay, yeah, there's also jokes. Then I'm gonna read one of the chapters aloud. Probably the chapter about that co worker I had who used to do cocaine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I heard, I heard, I heard that created quite the controversy and what was it? Good Morning America.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Did I really do anything wrong?

[Jess Hooker]

No, you didn't. It was great.

[Tom Griswold]

They gotta grow up. For God's sake, calm down.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

They acted like I snorted cocaine on the air. I just. I sit the word cocaine. I didn't say let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

If they think kids are watching that in today's world when they've got 300 other channels to watch, no one is watching that show. That is a kid that has any fun. One of the things that you talk about is once again, we're talking about Roy's book. We're talking to Roy Wood Jr. Your father would, if I get this story right, would never let you watch your TV when you were at his house. House. All he watched was the news. So it was kind of forced on you. You didn't get to go to the other room and watch something on a different TV set. Am I getting it right?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah, like you just have to watch what I'm watching. That's part of why I became a Cubs fan. Because they came on during the day when he was gone so I could actually watch the tv. But my pops will come in and he just, he would. We just, I guess we're watching Larry King Live. I'm five years old watching Larry King Lala. Okay. I go back to school the next day. All my classmates are talking about them. Oh, man, did you see him living Color last night? Like, no, but did you know Mikhail Gorbachev Be tripping.

[Tom Griswold]

One more thing before we let you go, Roy, musically, and maybe you get to this later. In the book, when you were in the car with. With your dad or your. Even your mom on the radio, were you allowed to listen to contemporary hip hop or rock or anything? Or was it always news on the radio, too?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

In the car, it was news and, like, 70 Soul, Lionel Richie, Dionne Warwick, or jazz. Like, I think I was the only kid who had a favorite Diana Ross song. Not a knock on Diana Ross, but, you know, I shouldn't be humming. That's what Friends Are for. In the fifth grade, do you know the way to San Jose? It's like, what are you talking about, bro? You don't have LL Cool J in your house. So, no, I had to wait until I got a Walkman. Once I got a Walkman, like, I think sixth grade was when I really kind of had some autonomy with music and I went straight to Eazy.

[Tom Griswold]

E. In your book, you talk about discovering the world of finance. You get a rake, leaving a rake. What is it? Raking leaves business up and running. That's a great story. Lots of great stories so far. I'm only partway into the book. Once again, it's called the man of Many Fathers Life Lessons Disguised as a Memoir. And you talk about your mom a lot and your dad, and then you start meeting people that help you, what, understand fatherhood because you're a dad?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah. I just think if you look back at the values you have, they didn't all come from your parents. And there's probably some very interesting stories to why you believe the things you believe. And, like, if you can go back and really think about that, I think knowing why we are the way we are, it gives us an opportunity to be a better parent. The other thing I learned from this book is that, yeah, my pops was in the streets. He had a lot of women. You know, I'm the ninth of 11 kids, but to be a really good father, part of you has to let go of what you did not get get as a father. You can't be resentful for what your parents lack and also be present at the same time for your kids. So there's a degree of forgiveness that I had to learn on the way too, bro.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great book, and it's an un. Really unusual thing. You. You. You were kind of an only child, but as you said, you were one of nine. You were you pretty much. You never had a brother or sister in the house with you? Am I getting that right? Right?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Correct. Never had one in the house. But they were always kind of around and stuff. Like, I just.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

I had siblings who just come in, like weird sitcom neighbors. My dad, like, that's your brother's name is Tim?

[Tom Griswold]

There may be more, man.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah. Oh, bro. When my dad was getting ready to pass, like the month before he passed, and he was like really sick and they knew it was like it was over. This is like random women coming to the house. I just want to say my goodbyes. And the more I think about. This is not in the book, by the way. The more I thought about it, I say, I think as a man, we all want to have a pipe game. That's so good that your girls from the past come to say goodbye to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Me.

[Chick McGee]

Your pipe game, it's so strong.

[Tom Griswold]

I've learned a lot. Roy Wood Jr. Has been one of our favorite comedians since he was an opening act.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Oh, you're gonna run me off like cocaine.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you say. What was the pipe job? What did he say?

[Chick McGee]

Pipe game.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you say pipe game on this show.

[Chick McGee]

Say goodbye to that me before I.

[Tom Griswold]

Say goodbye to Roy. You're picking the World Series.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Dodgers. I pray to God because I need a happy co host. Let's go win two in Canada.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Next time you're around Roy. Come on in, man. It's always a great pleasure.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Congrats.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations on the book. It's really good. I'm really enjoying it.

[Chick McGee]

See you, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Bye.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Pipe game.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the pipe game.

[Chick McGee]

The pipe game.

[Jess Hooker]

How you lay that pipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so it's. It's not a crack pipe.

[Jess Hooker]

No, honey.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Your pipe game is so good. They come to say goodbye to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Meat, but it's not in the book. See, that's why you want to talk. Yeah, Roy's great if he's a great stand up comic to. If you get a chance, be sure to go see him. And I recommend the book highly. What's going on over there, Chick McGee?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? It's orangeinsouls.com. yes, I believe Josh has the down the lowdown on that.

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. That's a weird word. Crossfitters.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what you'd call people who do CrossFit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you do? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought it was a guy had a gig in Calvary.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like a cross on this?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that is not what I. I blame you. We're gonna come back and try to get the show back in, back, back in shape. Do we have a. Do we have news you fail to mention coming up?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I like your enthusiasm. A little bit of history for you. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold, the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's in the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick, my man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay as Tommy Chong.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dave's not here.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man, I lost my mind when I heard that. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hi, Tom. How you doing? Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Just talking to Noah from our standard half. Yeah, been doing a great job. We got a bunch of visual stuff. They did a nice job with our wig tryouts yesterday, and we've got a. We've got all kinds of stuff posted on. If you get a chance, go to our social media. I. I don't always recommend it. It's usually fun, but it's especially fun today.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that.

[Jess Hooker]

Our social media team is thrilled that you said.

[Bob Kevoian]

What he means is he doesn't mention it often.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't promote it constantly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not that he doesn't recommend it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't. You said I don't always, always recommend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Meaning sometimes it sucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I.

[Chick McGee]

That's what that meant.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I misspoke because I'm. I'm discombobulated because someone during the break stole something over here that maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Radio's not for you.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened now it's a. It's never.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why they would take that away, but now I don't have the right information.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It was nice talking to Roy Wood, Jr. Author, and I highly recommend his new book. You'll enjoy it very much.

[Chick McGee]

It's a new take on Moby Dick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the new word we learned? Your pump house. What was it again?

[Pat Godwin]

Pipe.

[Jess Hooker]

Pipe game.

[Tom Griswold]

Your pipe game. Referencing one's sexual escapades.

[Jess Hooker]

Your ability to lay the pipe.

[Tom Griswold]

His.

[Chick McGee]

You're so strong.

[Tom Griswold]

His father had a strong pipe game.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he. I. Roy was what, the ninth of 11 kids? Am I getting this right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

But he lived alone with his. All right, it's very complicated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, this is our next three weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? Sorry, I won't discuss it anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now for a little history lesson. Is that what we're doing?

[Chick McGee]

We moved it to here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't care for it. Halloween through the Ages with our host, Tom Griswold. Tom, what happened on this day, Halloween, in 1910.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to be able to curse for this first, but in 1892, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle published the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

The next day, someone used the phrase no s. Sherlock. Actually, what was famous? The most famous thing from that first one was where Dr. Watson said, if the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

[Chick McGee]

On a serious Note, if you haven't seen the Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. It's one of the best things I've ever seen on television.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

It's right up there with all your HBO series and everything. It's really, really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a fun fact. Conan Doyle's friendship with magician Harry Houdini ended. Anybody remember the story?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

He did a seance. Doyle's wife Jean was, whatever you call it, medium, a large, extra large. She claimed that she contacted Houdini's late mother and she wrote out several pages in perfect English.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

And Houdini pointed out that his mother barely spoke a word of English, and she had also marked it with a cross. And she was of the Jewish faith. So Houdini realized this is a scam.

[Chick McGee]

Houdini and his mother had it all set up. So when she died, they had had a phrase that she was going to transcend to him from. From the afterlife.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

So he would know it was real.

[Chick McGee]

And no one ever. Neon never came through.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, funny enough, in 1926, Harry Houdini died after being punched by some student, a frat guy, some joker, a bro man in Detroit. Let's see. I've never been to this place. 1941. You've been to Mount Rushmore, Josh?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never seen it. No.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I've been.

[Jeff Oskay]

Disappointed.

[Jess Hooker]

I was disappointed. I expected it to be bigger.

[Jeff Oskay]

I drove, like, five hours out of my way to go see it. And it's like the top one eighth of a mountain.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They make it look like it's the whole mountain, Josh. It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got. I've got a feeling that we're going to be adding someone soon.

[Chick McGee]

You know what my thought was when I. When I finally saw it? It's. It's way too far in the distance.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

It should be close. You should be able to get closer. That's the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Like in the movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I want to be right on Washington's nose or Franklin or whoever's up there. Interesting to be right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Those Hitchcock movies, they all seem to end up. Remember the one on the Statue of Liberty?

[Chick McGee]

He didn't actually get the saboteur permission to. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder how they do that.

[Chick McGee]

They must have built it on the sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've never seen it, except I've seen pictures. And that. That. For that. That expression's kind of gone away. There was a period of time, especially in sports broadcasting. What?

[Chick McGee]

No. S. Sherlock?

[Tom Griswold]

No, every. No, every douchebag would go, oh, give me your Mount Rushmore.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's a show. Now. That is. That is a show where it's just Mount Rushmore of every sport of pitchers of NBA.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that on the douchebag channel?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, God.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a, it's a.

[Chick McGee]

It's a decent topic to talk about on occasion.

[Jess Hooker]

Not every day.

[Chick McGee]

Every day. You should talk about this every. Every single day show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hay Otani. Better than Babe Ruth.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's.

[Chick McGee]

I, I think he is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I can never get this guy straight gay man.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Born in Dermot Mulroney. Dylan McDermott.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's. Which is what I forget.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

One of them was in the alien abduction movie, right? Isn't that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe. Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Thank you, Josh. No, I'm serious. I know you're trying to remember and I, I thought you might know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Born on this day. I forget his real name. 1967 Vanilla Ice.

[Pat Godwin]

Or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even worse. Doesn't he now do like a home improvement show?

[Chick McGee]

He does and he's crazy popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he now admitting that the melody from that is stolen from.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's never admitted. He has explained. I've seen him give the explanation that it's different than.

[Jess Hooker]

He'll go. Mine is done. Yeah, it's very different.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is slightly different, but so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, put me up. Put me on that jury, will you? I hope those checks are going to.

[Chick McGee]

Just say, yeah, we recorded.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. That's enough history for one day. You're welcome. Coming up, we have a fascinating story, actually. We got the great dog rescue. Prince Andrew is looking for a new place to live. Tell you about that. But my favorite story.

[Chick McGee]

I have a feeling he'll land on his feet.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a great. Two great stories actually involving the Kardashians.

[Chick McGee]

Again with these people.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, one of them is.

[Jess Hooker]

It's all weird.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them, Josh, I think, is going to. This is going to change Josh's opinion of the Kardashians.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, do you know my opinion of the car?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was going to say, I don't know his opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they're morons, but they're really rich. I. When you hear this one, you'll.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's your opinion of the Kardashians? We'll have to find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I, I wish I had the business acumen of even, even the big Kardashian OJ's kid.

[Tom Griswold]

When you start a billionaire, it's not. Yeah, when your dad's a billionaire, it's not that rough to get going.

[Chick McGee]

I'm telling you, they kept it going.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We're coming right back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hang on a second.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker. Christy Lee is. Where is she? Thomas?

[Jess Hooker]

She's in Florida.

[Pat Godwin]

She's a hell of a costume.

[Tom Griswold]

She went to see a lot in common.

[Jess Hooker]

We both don't like me, so.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen. I knew that was coming. Okay, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, J. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. There's Tom. Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Next year, if this particular set of planets aligns. Can you dress as Christy Lee? We could get a wig for you.

[Jess Hooker]

I could draw. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Glasses.

[Jess Hooker]

I like her style. She has great fashion sense.

[Tom Griswold]

You could read obituaries all morning.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not gonna say anything.

[Chick McGee]

A little joke there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, everybody, all of a sudden. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

It'll be funny for you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll go it alone. Thank you for joining us. Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's great to be here. And Ms. Hooker is actually womaning the. The Silac Insurance news desk. And I believe we're going to get ours. We're going to the big screen. Oh, there we are.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Jeff Oskay.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, let me tell you something, Jeff. You have a glorious chest. Okay. That's all there is to it. Look at that. Damn.

[Jeff Oskay]

A little bit of that.

[Chick McGee]

And what. What is that tattoo? What is that?

[Jeff Oskay]

TS That's a snake with a rose around it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've always wanted to look at.

[Tom Griswold]

A picture of that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, I'm at the Fail to Mention news desk. We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Jeff Osuke with Fail to mention news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

What a horrible.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you high right now?

[Jeff Oskay]

Not yet.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, 1001.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's some Maui Wowie and some Labrador in there. We learned that kiwi is a cure for chronic constipation. What you failed to mention hardest part Getting the kiwi up there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A kid swallowed 100 magnets last week. What you failed to mention says he's never felt more attractive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, come on. From. Plus, that's a weird. A man has been given a lifetime ban from Disney after urinating off one of the bridges. What you failed to mention. They shouldn't have banned him to punish him. They should have just made him follow Mickey around for two weeks cleaning up all his mouse droppings. Oh, that might be fun, huh?

[Chick McGee]

That might be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, there is a. Hey, did you guys see this? There's a new male birth control pill.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention. It's called plan A. If he forgets to take it, then on to plan B.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

There have been new blue colored dogs discovered around Chernobyl. What? You failed to mention. The dogs will only fetch Geiger counters.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have an alternate punch for that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's try this.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

There have been new blue colored dogs discovered around Chernobyl. What you failed to mention. I say we're about to about two years away from seeing some well to do lady walking her new blue Chernobyl doodle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a good one.

[Jess Hooker]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

It's all right. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a new. A brand new Dr. Seuss book out for the modern times.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention. It's called Sneetches Get Steeches. I have an alternate to that if you didn't care for that one.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a new Dr. Seuss book out for Modern times. What? You failed to mention the name of the book. No free eggs and ham until Congress gets back. No free eggs and ham.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff going political. All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sneetches get stitches.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Tammy. My speeches are.

[Jeff Oskay]

And finally, it's Halloween. I hate this day. It's my least favorite day of the year. Guys love Halloween. Why? Because you ladies dress like whores. That's the same reason I hate Halloween. Any other time of year, I go into a bar, there's 100 women. Three are dressed like. Who are. I know where to spend my money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not Halloween.

[Jeff Oskay]

You walk in that same bar, all hundred women now dressed as whores. Only three truly are. It's like playing the worst game of Where's Waldo? I'm Jeff Oskay. This is the news that I failed.

[Jess Hooker]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Jeff addressed today as Tommy Chong. And he looks just like him addressed as Cheech marin. It's a Ms. Hooker. What's he. What do you got going over there at the Silac? Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Kourtney Kardashian has launched what she's calling a vaginal probiotic lollipop.

[Tom Griswold]

Where does one lick it? Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

In a press release, Ms. Kardashian, Russian's vitamin and supplement brand known as. Is it Lemmy or Lemmy, calls the new purr P U R R probiotic lollipop is its first of its kind. Women's Health probiotic lollipop that contains SNZ 1969 probiotics, vitamin C and real pineapple extract.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that for good? Slut health.

[Bob Kevoian]

Slut health.

[Jess Hooker]

The limited edition lollipops are available exclusively at target for 5.99.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't seem like vaginal lollipop market. Yeah, Target, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess kind of must have done their research.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know what you're saying, but. But also it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. Like the. Like a Target run. Like, for someone my age. I'm their demo, probably. I'm gonna run into Target. Oh, lollipop.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they sell Dilds and vibes do.

[Jess Hooker]

In next to the tampons.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't been to Target in a.

[Tom Griswold]

While, but I mean, this is a lollipop that is on a stick that you lick. It's not a.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you. I don't. I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a card?

[Tom Griswold]

69.

[Jess Hooker]

You're eating it. It's not. You're not inserting it.

[Bob Kevoian]

A. To who?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess.

[Jess Hooker]

Medical experts note that while probiotics are increasingly studied for vaginal health, the evidence is still emerging, especially with the formulation is an oral candy rather than direct vaginal application.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And which one of the Kardashians?

[Jess Hooker]

Courtney. The little one that's married to the rocker.

[Pat Godwin]

Travis.

[Jess Hooker]

Travis Barker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the drummer from Blink 182.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so it doesn't taste like an NBA player.

[Jess Hooker]

Nope, does not.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a cowardly way to say black guy.

[Jess Hooker]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna do the whole walbre about the Kardashians?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but we have another story that to me is defining how brilliant they are when it comes to saying stuff to get pressed.

[Jess Hooker]

NASA has issued a response to Kim Kardashian calling the 1969 moon landing fake. After Ms. Kardashian insisted on the recent episode of the Kardashians that Buzz Aldrin's trip to the moon was staged, NASA's Acting Administrator Sean Duffy responded on social media saying, yes, Kim, we've been to the moon before. Six times. He added that astronauts are returning to the moon as part of the Arminus mission.

[Bob Kevoian]

Astronauts on the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable that the Internet has given total morons large platforms.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did she offer any, like, did she, you know, see a YouTube document?

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I was. I was guessing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just talking about fairly convincing or something or. I mean, did she offer any reason why she feels that way?

[Tom Griswold]

Because she's an idiot.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure. There's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, I don't think anything to get publicity.

[Chick McGee]

So you think there's also a chance.

[Bob Kevoian]

She doesn't believe it at all. And they said, hey, Kim, say this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, that's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, the producers have been doing.

[Chick McGee]

That for years on all the Reality.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Reality.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Have riders, Cryptid reality.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. A pet dog was rescued from the side of a cliff in San Francisco.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll come and we'll come back with that story.

[Jess Hooker]

We will come back with it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's a great. Have you seen the picture?

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this, this dog is like partway down the cliff on this little tiny ledge. It's a miracle that. That he survived the first part of the fall. Indeed. A cliffhanger.

[Chick McGee]

Truly. Cliffhanger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Was it Clifford the big red dog?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it wasn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

We are having fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Clifford Hanger.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we were. What's going on over there?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Chick McGee. Coming up, dog rescue. Are we going to get to our luthier of harps.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we can.

[Tom Griswold]

And some good news for Prince Andrew. He gets to move. Guess he was getting sick of living in that palace for free.

[Bob Kevoian]

Work, work, work.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out what's going on with him when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Jess Hooker is at the Silen Black Insurance Company news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Josh, you got my name right. Thank you so much. You're so professional.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Always on time.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Bad Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, Jeff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Osu across the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Jeff and Jess are dressed as Cheech and Chong today.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great costume. Check the Bob and Tom socials for. For some shots of that. There's Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

I'm at the Price Prize Pick sports desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, there's Ace Cosby. I've got a Basketball Jones. I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair. And there's Tom. Tom. Happy Halloween to you, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Very exciting.

[Jess Hooker]

It is. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Basketball Joe.

[Pat Godwin]

I got a Basketball Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a. Never mind.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Too obscure even for me. Let's just move forward here. We do have have a Ms. Hooker dressed as Cheech Marin over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. Do you want to rescue that dog for us?

[Jess Hooker]

I do. I'm gonna pet that dog. Pet dog was rescued from the side of a cliff in San Francisco. The dog had been playing with another dog at Fort Funston.

[Bob Kevoian]

Arf.

[Jess Hooker]

A coastal park with steep bluffs that can drop up to 200ft to the beach below. Seems like a strange place to have a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, a real bad idea. Fetch. Whoops. The Frisbee goes over the cliff.

[Chick McGee]

So does Fido rescue.

[Jess Hooker]

Captain Samuel Minchaka of the San Francisco Fire Department said that the dog slipped on some vegetation, lost its footing and fell over the cliff. It clung onto a narrow ledge until firefighters arrived and rappelled down to safely retrieve the dog. Captain Minchacha said he was happy. He knew he got rescued. He was wagging his tail. He was giving everyone kisses.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's so nice.

[Chick McGee]

Captain Manchacha. Sounds like the special seafood restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a salmon, lightly poached. Just a taste. A taste from our Mexican friends, Captain Menchacha. Yeah, well, it was. Do we have a photograph of this little puppy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, poor guy. What is he, a boxer?

[Tom Griswold]

I Mean, if you look at this thing, I can't see him. How he got halfway down the cliff and land landed.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

It is a more or less sheer cliff and it's really far.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Places like that should be.

[Jess Hooker]

Not an offense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, it would have been way easier to just go get a new dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

We know you don't mean that, Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

Although there was.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a lot of dogs out there.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a lot less fecal material by that dog than there is in the streets of downtown San Francisco. It's a human poop.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know what this goes back to? His. His. It seems like a deep seated hatred for San Francisco. San Francisco used to be on a cable company around here. Remember this? And you told me one weekend the.

[Tom Griswold]

The local news. One for a year or two one of the cable companies would show the local news. News from one of them was San Francisco.

[Chick McGee]

San Francisco. So the San Francisco news there. The TV station was from broadcasting from the greatest place on Earth. Someone 30 seconds took exception about the greatest place.

[Jess Hooker]

It wasn't Michigan.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd argue if I. Pat, did you. What did you think of that dog being on the club?

[Pat Godwin]

I was gonna ask you about your. Your cat, your pet. You have a cat named Gravy? A little girl named Gravy?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Now this is a Halloween joke. You can tell for Gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

How does Gravy like her steak prepared?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know how she's gonna run. You go, what do you think, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

I liked it very much.

[Tom Griswold]

But was that a Halloween joke?

[Pat Godwin]

J like it? You seem perplexed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Please tell me you don't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

What does it have to do with Halloween?

[Jeff Oskay]

Nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to tell a joke at Halloween. Where we come from. We're not from Ohio or Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm east coast. He's firmly in Missouri.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard of.

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't either.

[Tom Griswold]

You would say trick or treat.

[Pat Godwin]

That was our trick.

[Tom Griswold]

I have heard that.

[Chick McGee]

What is neighborhood of Shecky Green? Is that what you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty much pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have a.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Every year we'll try to do something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you remember any of them?

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember there was one that I was told to stop telling because the punchline. I don't remember the setup at all. But the punchline was because he had a Halloweeny.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you told that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Working blue on how my dad thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was funny for me to be telling that. And then he had. He backtracked after like four hours.

[Chick McGee]

He back. He backed out.

[Tom Griswold]

Was like the setup of why, why does. Why does it whistle when you pee?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was something about Frankenstein having a Halloween and I don't remember exactly why.

[Chick McGee]

Can'T Frankenstein father children or something?

[Jeff Oskay]

Or why didn't the bride of Frankenstein get pregnant or something?

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Okay. Good Halloween each time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was a sweet story about a dog rescue. What else do we have?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's very sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

In Ireland, one man is proving it's never too late to start something new. 89 year old Noel Anderson, a retired wood and metal work teacher, has become one of the only handful one of the only handful of harp makers in the country.

[Bob Kevoian]

Harp, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. He didn't start until the age of 82.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know he's going to be needing one.

[Chick McGee]

Now. See, why does the bassoon expert that. That lives around here get so much respect and the a harp maker. You're making jokes about him just because he's 82.

[Tom Griswold]

89.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Anderson began crafting the intricate instruments just seven years ago and now builds harps full time, embracing what he calls both a challenge and a joy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, isn't harp also an Irish beer?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

A national symbol of Ireland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now are these the gigantic ones that they have to wheel around or are these like the handheld.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the angel harps or the like.

[Tom Griswold]

The ukulele of harps. Yeah, the harpal.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe they call it the big one.

[Pat Godwin]

Big one. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Having a cup of coffee. He has a Halloween sweetie.

[Jeff Oskay]

I could just imagine his grandkids coming over for Christmas and there's just a bunch of gigantic wrapped. Oh, I wonder what grandpa made us this year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh boy. What do you think? It's that remote control car. I wanted another harp. You know, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Another friggin harp.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are amazing. They're beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are incredible sounding.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of crash.

[Chick McGee]

Just get a router and. No a pattern.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember we had the harp harp lady.

[Chick McGee]

In here and I don't remember that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do we need new harps.

[Pat Godwin]

Rented every year?

[Chick McGee]

I have not heard about a harp shortage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Doesn't a harpist die and then you just give that harp?

[Jeff Oskay]

Pretty much.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have harps? Being a harpist traveling around the country, do you have to get your harp case has wheels or something?

[Tom Griswold]

They're huge. Very heavy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know how big a harp is.

[Bob Kevoian]

The monsters had a harp.

[Jess Hooker]

They did.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they have a harpsichord?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Lurch did on Adam's family.

[Chick McGee]

Lurch had a. Who played the harp on Adam's family?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Lillian did. And yeah. At least in a couple episodes, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I didn't. I don't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Very hard to play.

[Chick McGee]

Well, are you reading like Roy woods book over there?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I'm redoing some research. Research for you.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Josh, I have a story for you. I think you'll enjoy this. A new study has found that nearly all children enjoy what psychologists call recreational fear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Over 90 of parents surveyed said that their children enjoyed engaging in at least one activity that was both scary and fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. How many times has a kid asked you to chase them? Yeah, that's exactly this. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The most popular category across all ages involved experiences with high speed speeds, heights and depths such as on swings, slides or amusement park rides.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Followed by various forms of scary media.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Your five night at Freddy's and such.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen Conjuring 4?

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe I did go to the cinema and see that.

[Chick McGee]

You did? Yeah, it's showing at the house now.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was thinking about watching you like the. The Adventures of the Warrens.

[Chick McGee]

I saw one Conjuring movie, I think it was with you and I enjoyed it very much, but I haven't. I like Vera Cheese or whatever her name is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one is this? What's the plot?

[Bob Kevoian]

These are the folks that studied and owned Annabelle for a long time.

[Chick McGee]

And something always odd happens during the filming of these movies that lights break and for no reason.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spirits don't want them made.

[Chick McGee]

Now, some people will tell you it's just a promotional tool that they tell people that. I don't think that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

He doesn't do things like that.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The Kardashians aren't in on this.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, that'd be something. The Conjuring with the Kardashians crime. I would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we have a thing going on that I want you to be part of if you go to bob and tom.com contest. No, I just thought I'd try to see if I could restart the engine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't blame him.

[Tom Griswold]

Man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whole minute without you talking. Horrible. The con restarted.

[Chick McGee]

Voices in there. I need to calm people down. I'm still here. I'm still here, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Barely.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

A movie starring Vera. What's her name? That they did Whatchamacallit and the.

[Chick McGee]

It's not Bye Bye Birdie.

[Tom Griswold]

Kardashians have a doll that they shove up their butt.

[Chick McGee]

What about that ass?

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a movie about risky butt Pl. Kim swallows a pineapple.

[Chick McGee]

He brings up a good point. It's a vacuum. People Forget that. Yeah, it'll suck their item right in.

[Jess Hooker]

What do you want to tell us about Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to tell everybody to go to bob and tom.com contest because they can win a 4K TV and they could watch whatever dumb movie this is.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You could want a tv. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Courtesy of Orange Inns insoles. Oh, plus a nice Visa gift card. Get the details. Bob and Tom.com contest. Back to you, Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Another scary story. A woman in Kentucky received a shock when she opened a package expecting her prescription medication and instead found human body part.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what a mistake.

[Jess Hooker]

Christian county coroner Scott Daniel confirmed to WLEX TV that arms and fingers used for medical training were accidentally delayed, delivered to the woman's home instead of her medication ordered.

[Tom Griswold]

Well now wouldn't you think if you ordered. He ordered some pills and a thing. A thing comes big enough to hold human arms and figure back.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what this is. This doesn't look like my statin. What the hell?

[Jess Hooker]

The coroner retrieved the body parts and transported them to the morgue where they will be returned to the carrier for proper delivery to their intended.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's supposed to go to Dr. Frankenstein. Well, so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

That is so. Do you have any of those? Well, you know you're not on anything you contend, right? Any sort of daily pill other than an aspirin? Is that what you're telling me?

[Tom Griswold]

I take a. Yeah, I take a statin.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm on. I'm on something. It just arrives at the house every month. I finally got signed up for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's really, really so convenient.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Would you take like a blood thinner or something?

[Chick McGee]

Something like that.

[Jess Hooker]

That. What do you do?

[Tom Griswold]

Doing?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I have a song prepared. Would you like to hear it?

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to avoid that. I mean, I'm kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Plow through anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this about having the wrong body parts delivered to your house? When you ordered pills, you. You ordered anison.

[Pat Godwin]

It is indeed. Yeah.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Running gag.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Kentucky woman opens a package at night. It was an arm and a finger. Oh, grizzly sight. She ordered medication, not limbs for cremation. Kentucky woman, she expected mangero and got quite a scare. Oh, Kentucky woman, she wanted pills to get thinner, not. Jeffrey D. Thomas dinner. Kentucky War.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's expecting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Whatever her medication was, it. It doesn't say what she gets a.

[Tom Griswold]

Human human arm and finger. So somewhere her insulin's getting cremated.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Chick McGee]

That is quite a mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a dumb Question. Would it be refrigerated?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they. They. These come in coolers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So they insulate the entire box with about 2 inches of insulation, and then they put ice packs on the top and the bottom of the medication and ship it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Oh. So the medication would also be refrigerated. The human arm and fingers, I would assume, if there would have to be.

[Jess Hooker]

I think there would be a smell if it wasn't cold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you just read about the delicate delivery? Yeah, the UPS driver, he was hauling ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually, it was just arms.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Pat's paying you back.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed your parody song very much. When we. We come back, we do have. We have more to get to here. Do we get the photograph of you and Mr. Oskay posted?

[Jess Hooker]

We did.

[Tom Griswold]

As Cheech and Chong. It's so, so good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it's blowing up the net.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff, you look really good with those wire room glasses.

[Jess Hooker]

They look great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, you might want to go to that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Make the move.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you need glasses?

[Jeff Oskay]

Read it. Reading glasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they. I mean, I'm telling you, I think, you know, the semi misses will dig your look, I think.

[Chick McGee]

All right, semi misses.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what? Wear that home today and report back on Monday of how it goes down if it does.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, if I wear this home day, it's going down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. She can't help her and call her.

[Pat Godwin]

Your semi misses, too today.

[Chick McGee]

You know, see how that. See how that went over when she heard it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, probably about as well as the last time I used the phrase current girlfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

He just means you're electric, honey.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

So I was just checking to see if they had a photograph of the body parts that were shipped. And it's one of those fake things. They've got a picture of a cop car, you know. So I was wondering if anybody could order these body parts.

[Bob Kevoian]

I sure hope not.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like to send somebody a middle finger?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they opened it up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

That's real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, what do we got over there? What's, what's our next story?

[Jess Hooker]

Prince Charles is a prince. No more.

[Bob Kevoian]

Prince Charles is a K. I mean.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, yeah, that and his brother's not a prince.

[Tom Griswold]

He's changing his name to Prince Epstein. What a.

[Chick McGee]

What a wit.

[Tom Griswold]

We're, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say, Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow down.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

There she is. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's Tommy Chong just dressed as Cheech. That's right. There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't have a Cheech impression.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, Tom. How are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Over here. Once again, Ms. Hooker is dressed as Cheech Marin. And a staggeringly accurate portrayal of Tommy Chong by our own Jeff Oskar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the headband, the granny glasses, the serious beard, the sleeveless denim shirt. Looking good.

[Chick McGee]

Could you grow a beard like Jeff? Chefs?

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't grow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you let it go a week and us just see what it looks like?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He really. It took. It took a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's low.

[Chick McGee]

But when he.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you've seen Willie's mustache. I mean, imagine.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, same. With the same growth rate when it filled in.

[Chick McGee]

It looks really good.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was nice and thick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. I got a lot of problems in my life. I don't need one more.

[Jess Hooker]

I could see where facial hair would be one.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what they say. More money, more problems.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Wait a minute. In the case of that lady that got the fingers in the mail.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Morgue. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Is morg.

[Bob Kevoian]

Morg. Money.

[Tom Griswold]

Morg problems.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of, less money, more problems. In this case, banks and retailers around the country are running short on pennies after the US Mint stopped making the coins.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that makes sense. Oh, I wasn't even going for the center pun that if you. If they stop making them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are going to be less.

[Chick McGee]

What caused this problem?

[Jess Hooker]

Merchants.

[Tom Griswold]

But aren't there billions of them in circulation?

[Jess Hooker]

I would assume merchants in multiple regions are now unable to produce exact change while banks are rationing pennies for their customers. But art merchants, also customers of the banks, oftentimes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't we. Couldn't someone round up all the pennies and give us 2 cents per penny or something? Something to incentivize people to making them.

[Tom Griswold]

Cost more than a penny?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The convenience store chain known as Sheets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Got so desperate for pennies that it briefly ran a promotion offering a free soda to customers who bought it or brought in 100 pennies.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not free.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's a dollar.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not a free soda.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

If you bring in 100 pennies, you're bringing in a dollar. And these morons fell for. For it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The lack of pennies has also become a legal minefield for stores and retailers. Since it is illegal to round up a transaction to the nearest nickel or dime.

[Chick McGee]

It's illegal.

[Jess Hooker]

Legal retailers say they are rounding down to avoid lawsuits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. So they can round down, but they can't round up.

[Jess Hooker]

However, Quick Trip says the lack of pennies will end up costing it millions this year because of the need to round down.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. I love Quick Trip. But you're right. The issue at the bank. Why are they saving pennies for customers and not their merchant customers?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What customer goes in and goes, may I please have 10 rolls of pennies?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I. This explains something to me. I went into one of those convenience stores and they had a little. A bowl up there. It said, take his sheets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, I. I hope nobody misunderstood. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So as if.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I gotta go.

[Chick McGee]

You think someone. Someone would have caught that before they put the sign up?

[Tom Griswold]

But there are a number of places with a credit card anyway that when you're done. It says, do you want to round up for charity?

[Bob Kevoian]

Love that.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

You just hope that I don't. Because you're giving. You're giving that company the write off. Yeah, they're writing that off.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why are you giving Target a tax write off? Yeah, you take the write off.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a nice. It goes to the charity. How much is it going to be in a year? 50 bucks.

[Pat Godwin]

Bucks?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, millions.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I mean for you as a person.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. But they get to write millions off on their taxes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but honestly, it's not. Oftentimes it's not like I'll just go, if I'm not giving, then I probably won't give to those specific charities. You know what I'm saying?

[Tom Griswold]

And they're not writing it off. They're. They're taking the money in, then giving it away. So they. They're. The. The. It becomes a zero thing for them.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's kind of what I always thought, too.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not. It's not.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't trust. Trust it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Well. Oh, hey, real quick, there's some kid.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not having breakfast because on a side note, the. You guys had your little poster thing yesterday that people were coming up with names for our intern. AA had what I think is the best name for all of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it applies to Tom's favorite thing now.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the band, the fake classic rock band Bands for Old Men. Go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Go with Fi Zappa Crap of my pants.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I loved it. We just.

[Tom Griswold]

I have been trying to find the Fi Zappa Crappa poster.

[Chick McGee]

It's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. There are four.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

There are four variations of it, but the one that says Fisapa Crappa is they're very expensive.

[Jess Hooker]

They're $40.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I haven't seen one of those for anything less than 62.

[Chick McGee]

How'd it go up?

[Jess Hooker]

12 bucks, Tom talking about it.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Jeff Oskay]

You spent more than $62 on those freaking Fig Newtons.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and by the way, I got a thing from Amazon, but I still haven't gotten my free Fig Newtons.

[Chick McGee]

What did the letter say? From Amazon?

[Jess Hooker]

After you complain. Anything else with Fig Newton about the.

[Chick McGee]

Staleness of the fig Newton, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they'd, you know, send me a refund or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

And in fairness, we should fig Newmans.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they arrived stale. And I was supposed to be the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nabisco people riding around, and I tried to.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I tried to turn in that blowhorn. Whatever it's called Bullhorn that I bought that doesn't work and they haven't. I filled out all the forms on Amazon and they haven't sent me the.

[Jess Hooker]

The blowhorn's a very different thing.

[Tom Griswold]

The label yet. So I'm wasting all my time on this issue. Just throw it in the garbage can and just say goodbye. 50 bucks. Nice to know you.

[Jess Hooker]

I think you've spent 50 bucks worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's if you want to go around the horn. What is the dumbest thing you spend money on? That's an all day show.

[Chick McGee]

Holy.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we can all. We can all do that one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm sorry. What else have you got?

[Jess Hooker]

King Charles III has stripped his brother Prince Andrew of his remaining titles and evicted him from the royal residence.

[Tom Griswold]

Please leave.

[Jess Hooker]

Following the king's rare move which follows years of shameful scandals, he will be known as Andrew Mountbatten Win Windsor and.

[Pat Godwin]

Not as Prince Andrew the Royal, formally known as Prince.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, isn't that something?

[Tom Griswold]

I think you mean the pedophile formerly known as Prince.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even better.

[Jess Hooker]

Andrew had surrendered, surrendered his title Duke of York earlier this month. But the king went even further to punish him for serious lapses in judgment by removing the title of prince that he had held since birth as the child of a monarch, the late Queen Elizabeth ii.

[Chick McGee]

Duke, Duke. Duke. Duke of Windsor. Duke of York.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, Duke of York.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

What is he now? Andrew Mountbatten Windsor? That's a fake name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, real name.

[Tom Griswold]

They changed Lewis, the so called royal family. They changed it when their, their real names were German.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, very German.

[Tom Griswold]

And so they, they.

[Chick McGee]

And weren't they related to the Russians are or something?

[Tom Griswold]

At one point?

[Chick McGee]

I think so, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hence the, the big ears and et.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cetera, et cetera, the Habsburg lip.

[Tom Griswold]

But doesn't Andrew Mountbatten Windsor sound more douchey than it does?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think he's going to be able to escape his doucheism no matter what his name is.

[Tom Griswold]

So does he. Where's he going to live? Does he.

[Jess Hooker]

An apartment over a bar.

[Chick McGee]

I heard he's moving in with Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

I got an extra room.

[Chick McGee]

That's why Pat got the extra. The bigger apartment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, you do have Nickelodeon and yes.

[Tom Griswold]

On that note, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

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