The BOB & TOM Show - October 7, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: October 7, 2025

Hosts: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Jess Hooker, Ace Cosby
Guests: Kostaki Economopoulos (NFL), Quinn Schlegel (comedian), Jeff Oskay
Main Theme: A lively blend of news, sports, offbeat stories, and raw comedic discussion with the crew’s signature chemistry. Notable this episode: viral stories about breakup revenge, NFL hijinks, Rush reunion tour announcement, and exploration of weird fetishes.

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Episode Overview

The crew starts the week with quintessential irreverence, diving deep into viral news and listener mail, riffing on relationship drama, odd product launches for pets, advancements in gum-based medical tech, and baseball and football recaps. Major highlights include gut-busting accounts of petty breakups, the new Rush reunion tour, and a showcase of the world’s oddest sexual fetishes. Regular appearances by comedians Kostaki Economopoulos and new talent Quinn Schlegel round it out, with classic give-and-take between segments.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. Viral Breakup (Tampon) Revenge Story

[06:57–14:25]

• Story: A firefighter in Florida was charged with stalking after tossing over 100 red-stained tampons into her ex’s yard, captured by security cameras.
  • The team discusses the logistics, humor, and horror of the act, with personal breakup stories from Chick (burnt yearbooks; discarded grill).
• Comedy Gold:
  • “To involve the law?!” — Tom Griswold [07:56]
  • Listener letter: “Somebody had to count them all and pick them up.” — Josh Arnold [09:47]
• Societal riff: Squeamishness of men toward feminine hygiene ("There are guys who won’t even touch the tampon box...what’s that silliness?” — Tom [08:52])
• Tangent: “Dirty leg” and "musky" women—Josh and Chick riff on attraction, devolving into innuendo and jabs.
• Quote: “Don’t yuck someone’s yum.” — Jess Hooker [124:49]

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2. Comedy Spotlight: "Feminine Hygiene" Parody Song by Todd Young

[01:25–04:50]

• A signature BOB & TOM satirical musical bit poking fun at the oversaturation of feminine hygiene ads, setting the irreverent tone.

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3. Listener Letters: Revenge and Relationship Woes

[57:56–60:48]

• “My ex left while I was having surgery—took the light bulbs and toilet seats.” — Dennis, Ohio [58:01]
• Team debates: is this next-level spite or valid retaliation?
  • “What did you do, Dennis?” — Jess [58:18]
• Toilet etiquette tangent: cleaning, replacing, and dishwashing toilet seats, cushioned lids, and bathroom decor nostalgia.

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4. Rush Announces Reunion Tour

[50:14–55:15, 76:03–77:22]

• Getty Lee and Alex Lifeson announce a 2026 tour with drummer Anika Nilles replacing Neil Peart.
  • Only select cities; possibility of more dates discussed.
  • Team jokes about the male-heavy, "nerdiest fan base," Dungeons & Dragons crossover, and Rush's enduring appeal.
    • “If Getty Lee said, let’s go play D&D, half the crowd wouldn’t know what to do.” — Chick [52:20]
  • Jess: “They’re nerdy in a really endearing way.” [52:05]

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5. Sports:

NFL & MLB Recap, Prize Picks, and More
[13:07–16:58; 61:35–65:49]

• Chick's picks, footy talk, and highlight: Jaguars’ last-second win, bad calls, birthday for Trevor Lawrence.
• MLB: Dodgers, Brewers, Phillies series recaps.
• Notorious Mark Sanchez incident: ex-QB stabbed in a bizarre drunken parking spat.
• Kostaki Economopoulos’s NFL comedic breakdown (see below).

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6. Guest Comedian: Quinn Schlegel

[117:23–123:38; 158:14–159:09]

• Self-described as Irish Catholic (“been gambling and drinking since age seven”).
• Married since high school, first child on the way—riffs on learning to spice things up in the bedroom (“What would Jesus do...dong” [118:36]), pregnancy, and navigating name choices with an elementary teacher spouse.
• Tangent: Waffle House culture, moving into first house, help from friends.

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7. NFL Comedy Report with Kostaki Economopoulos

[86:31–93:11]

• Mark Sanchez’s wild weekend: From stabbing victim to suspect in a parking lot fight with a 69-year-old truck driver.
• “Getting arrested after being stabbed is kind of the butt-fumble of crime.” — Kostaki [88:22]
• Roasts fellow QBs, public intox charges, and NFL oddities.
• “God hates the Jets—but there are decades of evidence.” [91:05]

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8. Weird Fetishes Segment: Educational, Tasting, Judgement-Free(ish)

[123:00–147:50]

• “Don’t yuck someone’s yum” sets the tone for a non-judgmental, but hilarious, exploration.
• The crew (especially Josh) is both fascinated and horrified by these rare paraphilias:
  • Acrotomophilia — attraction to amputees
  • Gargalophilia — sexual arousal from tickling
  • Nasolingus — sexual attraction to sucking on noses (“I like it, I like sucking on a nose.” — Tom [144:09])
  • Hierophilia — arousal to religious objects
  • Macrophilia — sexual attraction to giants (Jess confesses crush on Shaq)
  • Coitophilia, Entomophilia — clown and insect fetishes, respectively
• “If you have a thing for furniture, what do you do? Become a Lamp?!” — Chick [134:00]

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9. Trending/Offbeat News

Pet Fashion: Adidas Launches Tracksuits for Dogs and Cats

[64:26–66:41]

• Only available in China.
• Tangent: regional pronunciation of "Adidas" and riff ("All Day I Dream About Squirrels" for dogs [66:31]).

Chewing Gum Detects the Flu

[150:56–154:06]

• Science news: new gum changes flavor if the chewer has flu (“Wrigley's Tumor-Mint”—Chick riff).
• Josh’s quirky routine: keeps gum in his closet, chews in the shower, per doctor’s vague recommendation.

Ancient Recipe: Yogurt Made with Ants

[147:04–148:39]

• Copenhagen Michelin-starred restaurant experiments with ant-fermented dairy.
• “You eat ants? Nobody does steak?!” — Quinn [148:22]

New Modes of Transportation: Man Motors a Bathtub across the Sea

[82:29–84:04]

• British YouTuber crosses from Sennan Cove to the Isles of Scilly in a boat/bathtub hybrid, GoPro mounted, sporting a captain’s hat and rubber ducky.

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10. Audience Interaction & Classic Nostalgia

• Listener mail triggers deep dives into Halloween candy exchanges, retro bathroom décor (cushioned toilet seats, hugging rugs), and parental poop stories.
• “I hope they don’t have any boxes to open in Pandora, Ohio…” — Chick [25:16]

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11. Classic BOB & TOM Absurdity

• Running gags on “in any event” as Tom’s conversation escape tool (Jeff Oskay's mock reading from “In Any Event: For Any Event” [78:08–81:40]).
• Steampunk sunglasses for Tom [44:13+]
• “Microphones for memory care” riff.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Rush fans: “If Getty Lee came out and said, ‘Let’s all go play DnD,’ have the crowd wouldn’t know what to do.” — Chick McGee [52:20]
• Re: Mark Sanchez stabbing: “Getting arrested after being stabbed is kind of the butt-fumble of crime.” — Kostaki [88:22]
• On Fetishes: “Don’t yuck someone’s yum!” — Jess [124:49]
• On pet fashion: “So you can get an Adidas tracksuit for your dog, so he looks like a mid-80s rapper.” — Josh [65:32]
• On weird science news: “I have a pack of gum in my closet. I chew gum in the shower.” — Josh Arnold [149:08]
• On breakups: “My ex took the lightbulbs and the toilet seats. — Dennis’ email [58:01]

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Timed Highlights

• [01:25–04:50] — “Feminine Hygiene” song by Todd Young
• [06:57–14:25] — Tampon revenge story and crew commentary
• [33:40–37:41] — Listener candy stories, retro Halloween candy exchanges
• [50:14–55:15] — Rush reunion tour & gender of Rush fans
• [61:35–65:49] — NFL/MLB sports desk, Sanchez stabbing update
• [86:31–93:11] — Kostaki’s NFL breakdown, Mark Sanchez legal saga
• [117:23–123:38] — Guest comedian: Quinn Schlegel interview
• [123:00–147:50] — The Weird Fetishes segment (macrophilia, clown love, entomophilia, etc.)
• [150:56–154:06] — Gum that detects the flu

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Episode Summary

This episode delivers quintessential BOB & TOM—mixing bizarre contemporary news, sports misadventures, and listener mail with uncensored roundtable comedy. Listeners are treated to a parade of real-life oddities, from epic breakup tantrums with a biological twist to new lows/highs in pet couture, plus wry reflections on middle age and parenting from comics new and old. The full-crew dynamic, joined by engaging guests, proves why the show is a morning drive institution for comedy and catharsis. Whether you want to laugh about tampon-strewn lawns or hear Rush tour updates, this episode is a playground for the incurably curious and the irrepressibly irreverent.

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For a robust, cheerfully inappropriate comedy roundup that does not shy away from gross-out humor, social taboos, and pop culture deep-cuts, the Oct 7, 2025 episode is a standout.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Todd Young]

Yeah, I was watching TV with my buddy Stevie when we saw the strangers it was so compelling. A woman was selling maxi pads that had wings I turned to channel three and what did I see? A woman who looked real rich she was living on the hill and pitching badges hill for the special feminine niche I tried once more and I turned to channel four and I was shocked I must confess A gal who was chunky said when she's smelling funky she just squirts it with FDS well it's on every station it's plugging up the nation with feminine hygiene ads Douches and ointments and OBG appointments and don't forget your maxi pads cause they have wings to fly let's give it a try it's feminine hygiene well a mama and a daughter walking by the water Somebody don't feel fresh a monostat 7 put her back in heaven cause the yeast really makes a mess Middle aged debutante looking for a lubricant they still can hear her voice her mama done told her when a woman gets older the muffin downstairs don't stay Moist.

[Tom Griswold]

Pellets on.

[Todd Young]

Every station and over Saturation of feminine hygiene Dings, creams and lotions and all her emotions and all the water she retains. It's so insane this game. There's too many names for feminine hygiene. Why do we have to view all that stuff girls go through? It's really got my stomach reeling. Let's give those ads we see A hysterectomy make them more appealing Costa on every station and oversaturation of feminine hygiene Ants, douches and ointments and OBG appointments creams and lotions and all her emotions. Some are even mass and dill. And if you itch huge. Vagisil, Kotex, Tampex, Gynecort and Yeastex. Nor forms Pamprin, Feminic and replenish. Motrin, Midol for when you're suicidal. Monistat Fem Stat.

[Josh Arnold]

A plug for this, a pad for that.

[Todd Young]

The list goes on and on. It's so insane to me. It's on by tv. It's feminine hygiene. It's on my tv. It's feminine hygiene.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, is the caller there? Good morning.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Americans and Canadian friends and the ships.

[Chick McGee]

All around the world. All around the world. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

New hairdo every day. It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

You, you, you. You declare it and it becomes true, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yesterday was kind of a Larry Fine. Ish girl. Today, okay, more of a.

[Chick McGee]

You're getting close to the. Hey, you look like NASCAR driver Jimmy Spencer.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it looks cute. I like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Josh. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I was doing pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, that's East Cosby. We're. We're. Is Pat gonna be here today?

[Josh Arnold]

No, Pat's.

[Chick McGee]

What's that? What happened? He's sleepy. Is he a CP duck?

[Tom Griswold]

Him's a tire Will guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I talked to him yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Don't be a seepee dog, Pat. Come on in.

[Josh Arnold]

He wasn't feel. Wasn't feeling well and I urged him not to come in here because I don't want everybody to get sick.

[Chick McGee]

You know, what's happening is have you guys been like the family and a lot of COVID symptoms, but no positive tests. So I don't know what's going on.

[Josh Arnold]

We've had two positive tests here in the. Our little studio.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's like the flu. Now we're fine.

[Chick McGee]

I tested. I tested positive when I. For two weeks after I got it and I felt fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the. The larger point is I don't want to.

[Chick McGee]

Reminds me of the time I had syphilis and. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

You caught the nail, did you?

[Chick McGee]

In Cuba?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. Me and Hyman Roth were down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now breaking open a casino.

[Josh Arnold]

We began with Todd Young in the. The Feminine Hygiene song.

[Chick McGee]

That guy's nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the funniest live shows I've ever seen. Todd. Yeah. Guys, the guy is nuts.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's. He's hilarious. The reason I played it is because we had a story yesterday that has.

[Chick McGee]

That was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yesterday sparked a lot of email.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And yeah, the story involved a. A woman who apparently a distinguished firefighter in Orange County, Florida. Her name is Gabrielle Franz. And according to the Volusia County Sheriff's office, she threw more than a hundred tampons into the yard of her ex boyfriend. See now that's what I Deland Florida. And the tampons were quote red stained thrown into the victim's yard.

[Chick McGee]

If that had happened to me. And I've. I've had personal effects cut up as a relationship was ending. Really? High school yearbooks torn apart.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh man.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Grills at the curb.

[Josh Arnold]

You're washing a Redskins barbecue grill tossed.

[Chick McGee]

That was left at the curb.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just. We had enough knowing that would be. That's terrible.

[Chick McGee]

But I would have thought that was kind of funny. All the 100 tampons.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. To involve the law.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, she was charged with stalking, so I think there were some other things.

[Josh Arnold]

Security cameras captured her throwing the quote red stained tampons into the victim's yard.

[Jess Hooker]

So I'm with Josh. Josh hit on this yesterday. He must have said something or done something that about her.

[Tom Griswold]

I imagine he was insensitive and inappropriate at the wrong time. I.

[Chick McGee]

And hence there are some guys and I don't have this gene. Like I don't. I don't care to see two women go at it. But I know a lot of guys. Like yeah, I'm with.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but. And I think Tom has the same.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

It's okay. Whatever you guys want to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean I'm not into it. But I don't really care about that time of the month. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's. Grow up.

[Jess Hooker]

But there are guys who won't even touch tampon boxes. Like clean tampons.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that silliness?

[Chick McGee]

Totally freaked out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But to go back one thought there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You and I don't have that two women at the same time thing. We like to disappoint. Just one.

[Chick McGee]

One at a time, you know. That's true. Yeah. That's absolutely the truth.

[Josh Arnold]

In any event, all the longer it.

[Chick McGee]

Is stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

This. So first of all, this one letter.

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy makes a pretty good point. Apparently this news report says more than 100 tampons.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That's a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we found out what a case was. 112.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it's in a. It's in a front yard. I mean it's not, you know, front yard covered in tampons. That's like thousands.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's not clear.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

It does indicate they were red. It does not indicate whether or not they were somehow used or colored after the fact.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Michael kind enough to write. He says, dear Bob and Tom show, you missed the worst part of the tampon story. Somebody had to count them all and pick them up. Yeah. So I assume that would be considered a biohazard, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

If it indeed had menses on it.

[Jess Hooker]

But I mean, it really was blood.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd have to. Look, I mentioned this yesterday. Good news. She's not pregnant for this guy. I think she's really kind of hot.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Even though she's got the Halloween hair.

[Chick McGee]

That is interesting because she's not rail thin the way you tend to grab.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a badass. She's a firefighter. She's fit and, you know, strong, and.

[Chick McGee]

She'S got that, that look at her eye. Like, you know, she could go crazy at any second.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you like a little dirty leg every now and then?

[Chick McGee]

I, I. To speed things along, I'm going to say yes. Yes, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

You know someone who's.

[Chick McGee]

Get down and dirty with you? Is that what you want?

[Jess Hooker]

You mean like unshowered?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? Like a little must?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think he knows what he means when he says, oh, no, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Know exactly what I mean. I just can't verbal it without offending a lot of people.

[Chick McGee]

You're like, you like the musky. Like a hippie, A woman. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Suggesting dirty leg means something is dripping down the leg.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a debutante type. The kind that I grew.

[Jess Hooker]

The kind of white trash.

[Chick McGee]

From a socioeconomic standpoint, they don't have to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Not necessarily white trash.

[Chick McGee]

Someone lesser than you.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mean that.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps the help is what you're talking about. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Begging the maid. That's ex.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we have that photograph of her again? She has that kind of Cruella de Vil thing going. She's got.

[Jess Hooker]

She does where her hair parts. It's dyed blonde.

[Tom Griswold]

I love stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

She parts it in the side and it's dyed. Jet black on one side and blonde on the other. But she's really attractive. Look at that face. Nice cheekbones.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet if she smiled, she would be very pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just thinking she looks kind of muscular. Like she's. Well, she's a firefighter.

[Chick McGee]

She's a badass you want somebody to boss you around.

[Josh Arnold]

I've already got that.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about? Oh, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Where have you been?

[Chick McGee]

I forgot.

[Josh Arnold]

In any event, we have another. This. This is from Cicero, New York. I've been enjoying the show for 30 years. I was surprised, Tom, especially you, during the story about the woman who was angrily retaliating with tampons at her ex boyfriend's house. I can't believe you didn't say she was caught red handed. Well, thank you, John. I appreciate that. Well, so anyway, we'll see what happens. So I. What was she. Do you remember what the charge was?

[Tom Griswold]

Stalking.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Just stalking.

[Chick McGee]

Stalking's a big deal, right? I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't know if you're gonna be charged with stalking for one incident or not. Yeah, because the story doesn't say anything about prior things.

[Jess Hooker]

Time frame.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'll watch those date lines. And that'll be going back and forth. If somebody ends up dead, obviously, but one will text the other like 20,000 times a day or something. Yeah, it's nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those are the ones that are scary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, coming up, Kostakiakanamopoulos with our NFL report and Quinn Schlegel.

[Chick McGee]

Schlegel.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a good question. Yeah, Quinn Schlegel.

[Chick McGee]

Schlegel.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll look forward to talking to Quinn.

[Chick McGee]

Like dirty Lego.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. But very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

We also have, Josh, a number of fascinating things in the. In the news, including a world record that. Found by Chick McGee. So I won't be.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and we had Monday night footy last night. Oh, I like footy. Yeah, we're gonna start calling it footy.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Jaguars. 23 seconds left. Trevor Lawrence. Or is that movie star Diane Lane?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Laura Dern.

[Chick McGee]

Laura Dern.

[Josh Arnold]

Her.

[Chick McGee]

Diane Lane's daughter, Laura Dern. We'll have a photographic comparison and prove that they're not. They are the same person. They went 3128 last night, beating the Kansas City Chiefs. The shoe this week, 8 and 6. I'm back on the positive territory. Yeah. And Dodgers and Brewers win yesterday. And the baseball, they're both 2o leads in their series against the Cubs and the Phils.

[Josh Arnold]

Back to you, Tom. Well, we also have a. A delightful surprise in the world of music. I'm going to give you an audio hint right now. There's your audio hint, ladies and gentlemen. Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, news in my mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm on a Canadian power trio.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good guest, gentlemen. I'm so Excited, Ladies, gentlemen. Yeah. Great news. But right now we turn. Speaking of great news, that is the season for.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

For cooking.

[Tom Griswold]

I was outside, outside yesterday and the leaves near me were falling. The air was crisp, and I went, all right, this is silly. And I fired that grill up. My gosh. It's the time for steaks, my friends.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

All right, delightful. Also, we may even get our winner today because we're about to begin week six of the NFL season. Be sure to go to bobandtom.com contest. Get your entry in. To win that Steven Singer jewelers gift certificate. The e card worth $500 each week, we give one away. Just pick the winners in the NFL for the next week. We're gonna come right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. All your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hello, There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin under the weather. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. Chick McGee, good friend of mine is about to have a baby. Yeah, he and his wife are having their first baby.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa. Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

And there are several issues I've been trying to help them out with.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you talking about preparing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, they don't have a bathtub.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Is this like.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is this like when you hear somebody's buying a house, you stick your nose in and tell them what they should do before they purchase a house?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly like that.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, leave these poor people alone.

[Josh Arnold]

What are they.

[Jess Hooker]

He has experienced.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it's all the wrong. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't have a bathtub in their house.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, so?

[Chick McGee]

So the kid grows up taking a shower. I don't love that. I had no shower till I was like 23.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but no, but this is the opposite.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a kitchen sink.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. That's the first thing I said. How big is the kitchen sink? That'll. That'll get you by for a while. Yeah, you got to, of course, be extraordinarily cautious cleaning your sink when you're done, Abs.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and before.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, so he had a guy come over to estimate sticking a bathtub in in there. And it was $15,000.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my goodness. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I said, not worth it. Yeah, you'll be. You're better off selling your house and moving to a place with a bathtub.

[Jess Hooker]

They have baby tubs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's exactly what I think. You can get these little portable tubs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those are cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And then stick a thing on your faucet. Anyway, I want that tub That I.

[Chick McGee]

Think it was Clint Eastwood had got a. Got a bath and a woman in some hotel.

[Tom Griswold]

Unfortunately, the woman was Sandy Dennis.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I. I bring this up only because of this news story. This exact thing, I think happened to a lot of people. And my question is, is this still happening? All right, this guy. Excuse me, this lady Tammy writes. She's from West Virginia. She writes, years ago, our baby monitor would pick up our neighbor's phone calls. The calls consisted of his wife always complaining to someone about her husband, usually regarding activities in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. We, of course, never told our neighbors we could hear her talking. I was too embarrassed. But it was very difficult to face her after that.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard that baby monitors and the cordless phones would often.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that still a thing?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I don't. I don't think so because baby monitors aren't around anymore. Everything's on your phone. You have. You have a monitor in the room, but it comes over your WI fi.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not that signal. Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, whatever. That frequency, whatever the hell was.

[Chick McGee]

2.4 gig or whatever. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because my old house, which is. I know this is hard. My old house was built of concrete. The whole thing, it's a long story, but really it was. The guy that built in 1928 or something was a concrete guy. Anyway, nothing would penetrate the walls. So when we wanted to get baby monitors a few years back.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We found. This is really kind of odd. The cheapest one we could get was the only one that worked.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So I assume it was emitting some kind of gamma rays that were cutting through the re. I'd just be curious if anybody knows if the current baby monitors are still doing that, because I would think that you wouldn't want them all to come through your phone because if you're in the bedroom sleeping, you don't want to have your.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Phone on the whole night. I don't know. But we did experience that where we would hear.

[Tom Griswold]

I think phones have changed so much.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see you're still thinking you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Not getting that cordless. You know, with the antenna phone use.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that the. The landline and the wireless phone, the antenna you had to pull out when you made a call. And.

[Josh Arnold]

And yesterday I saw this. A brand new. I won't say what model. Brand new SUV had a regular antenna on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a bendy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like a whip antenna.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It was black on the kind of a semi off road suv.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if it was a. Because won't police cars and stuff still have those?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it was undercover.

[Chick McGee]

You ever see one of those guys? Who's that? Ham radio enthusiast.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he has a base station in his car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And every now and again that insane antenna on the roof.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's like 20ft tall, but he's got it from the front bumper to the back bumper.

[Josh Arnold]

That was my neighbor. Except the problem was he didn't have a personality, the capability of getting in his car and talking to someone in, you know, Chad, Nigeria and Turkey.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I can put a new pen in the map. Okay, here we go. Talk to someone in Mozambique.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Here, this is for you, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You asked yesterday about the phrase as the crow flies.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

You ever use that in day to day conversation?

[Josh Arnold]

And one of our favorite writers, Ramon, writes, someone asked what part of Orlando I lived in and I said I live about a mile from Disney World as the crow flies. However, driving to the Magic Kingdom takes at least 15 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

So because the access roads go along.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So if he happened to be a crowd, it would be a quicker, quicker journey, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't. Isn't Disney in the process of buying up all of Florida? I thought, wasn't that a thing they're doing?

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be okay with me.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I wish they'd buy the Bahamas.

[Chick McGee]

You said that a long time ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. It did be much better. Do you ever fly into Nassau and you. This is true, Josh, trust me on this. And you look out the window big.

[Chick McGee]

Time belly laugh every time.

[Josh Arnold]

And there is a. The fuselage of a plane that crashed there just sitting in the Runway.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think for, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Public relations, you'd maybe, I don't know, get 12 guys in a couple of trucks and move that thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it's a reminder for the pilot.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T let this happen to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Paying attention.

[Josh Arnold]

Disney would never allow that. They had that thing cleaned up before he knew it. You got any letters over there?

[Tom Griswold]

One mile to Disney is the crow flies is problematic because from what I understand, Disney and crows have had somewhat of a tough history.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I didn't think it'd go that way.

[Tom Griswold]

They're working on that.

[Chick McGee]

That I thought I saw everything. I saw an elephant fly.

[Josh Arnold]

We do have what really pretty funny as the crow flies walking story for Disney World.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Friend of the show. Dave Dugan, comedian, was with us once and he decided we were. We were at one particular part of, I guess one of the hotels and he figured he could walk. He saw this place in the distance.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thought he could walk there. No, he walked through a swamp. And yeah, it's like when you're in Vegas. As Chick said the other day, when you're in Las Vegas. You see, I could walk there. I see that place right there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's Caesars. It's right over there. Nine miles later.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In 110 degrees. This is an email from Justin in Pandora, Ohio. I hope they don't have any boxes there that they're gonna open.

[Tom Griswold]

Troubles brewing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. During Monday show, talking to Greg Warren, Tom asked if La Z Boy chairs could get stuck in the recline position. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In my grandmother's elderly years, my mother went and bought their mom a nice powered electric chair to make it easier for her to relax. The night the chair arrived, it was set up, there was a thunderstorm, the power was knocked out. The chair folded her up, did not, did not have a manual override and grandma was stuck until the power returned. Moral of the story, make sure your powered recliners have a battery backup. Thank you, Justin. Yeah, that, that's like being stuck on an escalator, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of the reason I asked my. A very good friend of mine's mom who is just turned 96.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's ridiculous. Get out.

[Josh Arnold]

She didn't have her monitor thing, whatever you call that thing you wear.

[Chick McGee]

The medical life alert.

[Josh Arnold]

If you have elderly parents, please get them one of those. She was stuck in her chair for more than 24 hours and she has a neighbor lady that comes and checks on her and they, they found that she was. She's okay now, but she could not get. She couldn't get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she poop?

[Chick McGee]

Did she poop her pants?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll call Mark and ask him.

[Chick McGee]

But she pooped.

[Josh Arnold]

Doctor, She's a lovely, she's a lovely woman. Still drives.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, just smells like poop a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

So yeah, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Still drives.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. 96 year old woman driving.

[Jess Hooker]

I hope it's to the end of the driveway and back.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, she's still.

[Chick McGee]

Why doesn't that tow truck just follow her around? Oh, Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

She's. She does a very nice job.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna be one of those people are never going to give up their driver's license.

[Josh Arnold]

Damn right.

[Chick McGee]

You see, look at. Listen to that.

[Tom Griswold]

I ran over a cup that was a hitchhiker.

[Chick McGee]

He wasn't in the middle of the road. He was on his porch.

[Josh Arnold]

Another friend of Mine. His dad was in a. What do you call it? Like a memory care facility. Is that the name of that. Where his dad had had some dementia issues, which is sad, but he was being taken care of, and he was. When he first got there, he was having screaming fits one day and one night, and they fell. You know, they gotta go away. They sent. They sent my buddy home to get his dad's wallet. They gave him his wallet, and he was fine.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that crazy?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, you know, and he would get. He would get dressed.

[Chick McGee]

Do you still carry a wallet?

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

But, I mean, that isn't the issue. It's not the issue. It just. It was. It's like.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm just thinking ahead, giving them.

[Jess Hooker]

A personal item, making them feel like they.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like he's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He would get dressed in a suit and tie.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And say he was going downtown to go to a place that was no longer there with. To meet two friends for lunch that were both dead, but he didn't quite understand that they were deceased.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. In that situation, you have to enter their reality. It's a lot like working with you guys. We have to enter your reality. Like, we. We don't fight with you. We just go yet. That's exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Humor me.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What item am I gonna have to hand you here in two or three years that you're gonna calm down about?

[Tom Griswold]

A microphone.

[Chick McGee]

Because you're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. I'll have. In my little suite at the memory place. I'll have a microphone set up.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it in front of you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, just put it in front of the window.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good. Another million dollar morning. Chick has sports. Chick? Oh, he died nine years ago. Oh, boy. That's a. That's a shame.

[Josh Arnold]

And yet the sports casts are better.

[Chick McGee]

That's funny stuff. And by the way, I'd like to thank. They did not. Not give me the name of the guy who sent this, but it's from a place called gem G E M GEM Awards. And I think it's in Utah. If I go by the area code, they sent me a plaque that says Chick McGee, sports guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I noticed that this morning. It's. It's gorgeous.

[Chick McGee]

It's brand new.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's like one of those desk plaques. You'd have it if you were in Mad Men.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is, like, for, like, CEO.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On the desk, a heavy, solid wood. Uncle wood.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Don Draper.

[Chick McGee]

So I stand corrected. When I had the Latest nervous breakdown. I said I'm not the sports guy.

[Josh Arnold]

What is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it says, so I. I am the sports guy. That's what the signs.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that engraved?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's just a plaque.

[Tom Griswold]

Things run even nicer. Like it's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

I know I don't, but when I moved to the old folks home in the dementia ward, I'm gonna have one that'll get a big neon one right behind me that says on air plaques.

[Chick McGee]

I do have three plaques.

[Jess Hooker]

They all say something different. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do. I forget what the other two say.

[Jess Hooker]

One says, I think shenanigan. Does it say?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's something like the. The dangling dick or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the swinging dick of Ohio. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. And then what's that one say?

[Chick McGee]

And then this one says broadcast legend. Well, or. I just keep coming to work and nobody's told me to go home, so.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, now let's check in with Chick McGee and at the sports desk in a way because it's time to talk about having some fun with sports.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. Prize picks. There's your hint. Coming up, we have some Rush the band news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. They're touring, right? Yeah. That's exciting. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that's I mean, they'd make a change. They would have made quite a decision.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll explain how broadcasting works. It's called the teaser, or in this case, not a spoiler. When we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

There I am.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Josh Arnold, Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Today, Kostaki will check in on week five of the NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

Heard all our feelings.

[Josh Arnold]

Stronger than dirt.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll talk with Quinn. Comedian Quinn Schlage.

[Josh Arnold]

Freddy's BO is stronger than dirt.

[Chick McGee]

And now here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Bullied. Bullied a child.

[Josh Arnold]

No sound.

[Chick McGee]

Did. Yep. Sure did.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Poor Freddy would cry self to sleep on his filthy little pillow each night.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I had nothing to do with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Smelly, smelly pillow.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's get back to our letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a letter about circus peanuts.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very divisive.

[Chick McGee]

Hideous candy.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, so divisive we're going to go divisive. Oh, yeah. That's one step above divisive.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

The divisive candy, Circus peanuts. Jack writes in from Linden, Pennsylvania.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Named after the great Barney Miller.

[Chick McGee]

How? Linden.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it spelled I N D L.

[Tom Griswold]

I N D E N?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's how I ended him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. He says he talked to somebody on Facebook who uses circus peanuts as slippers for her kids Barbie dolls.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? That works.

[Tom Griswold]

He says, as far as I'm concerned, that's the only good use for them.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice MacGyver move.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you say, is it your dad that loved circus peanuts?

[Tom Griswold]

He did. Loved them.

[Jess Hooker]

And he loved them stale.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And this was like a once every three or four year thing. He wasn't constantly munching circus peanuts.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll get them at the Gas station and eat one.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

And then I'm done? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So you do kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't there a microwave trick to those?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, do those blow up in the microwave like a marshmallow?

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

They must.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that'd be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I will have to test that. I'm not sure. Coming up. We do have candy in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Is it good candy or circus peanuts or. No, it's a Boston baked beans or gummy bears or. Those aren't candy. That's hideous.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, did you do the candy? When you were done trick or treating as a kid, did you do the candy exchange? You threw everything in the floor and then you'd trade?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my brothers and I would.

[Jess Hooker]

He was alone.

[Chick McGee]

I was an only child. A lonely only child.

[Josh Arnold]

Friends. He had friends. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Go on. Not all that many. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you trick or treat in your neighborhood?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. All by myself. One year, I. I went to. I went to a house and I.

[Tom Griswold]

He loves this.

[Chick McGee]

I looked at my bag and I said, ol. I gave me a rock. Oh, wait, now.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? Now what? Maybe I. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you a ghost with many holes?

[Chick McGee]

Many, many. I couldn't decide on where to put the holes in the sheet. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure this is a.

[Chick McGee]

It might be. Am I Charlie Brown? It might be a Charlie Brown.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a legendary year when one of the guys down on Hardwick Road.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, Tom's memories are everyone's memories. Everybody. He sets up everything except his memories because he assumes. Go ahead. You and Hardwick Road.

[Josh Arnold]

They set up a tent and they had. Thank you for ruining the story. They set up a tent and they had. Hot dog.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it was.

[Jess Hooker]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

It was so cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. We had a listener write in last week and say that they bought a. What's the. The spinny cotton candy machine. They had a cotton candy machine and they sit there and make cotton candy for each kid. That. Trick or treaters every year. That's what they hand out. I had cotton candy at the football game on Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't approve of that, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't. When I was trick or treating, I don't think I'd want to carry around a cotton candy. Well, first off, I'm not a cotton candy guy. I wasn't even a cotton candy kid.

[Josh Arnold]

You eat it. You eat it on the run.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like it.

[Jess Hooker]

It's too sticky.

[Josh Arnold]

You think. You think the kids wrapped up the hot dogs and put them in their bag? No, we stopped, ate a hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you can kind of wip your hand on your costume and you're fine. But cotton candy, that is.

[Jess Hooker]

It is a mess. It's a mess.

[Josh Arnold]

More and more people now are parking their SUV at the bottom of the driveway, setting it up. And then they'll have a fire and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And beers for the adults, etc. Etc.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a. It's a whole neighborhood event.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the best.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not just for kids.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love passing out candy on Halloween.

[Josh Arnold]

Now this next letter is very short, but it does require.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. You don't pass out candy.

[Tom Griswold]

I said I love passing out. Yeah, I do.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were passing out pencils.

[Jess Hooker]

That's you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Passing out floss.

[Chick McGee]

Pennies. Pennies. There's a guy in the neighborhood passing out pennies.

[Josh Arnold]

Weirdly enough, we do have, of all things bizarre floss news this morning. Wait till you hear this one. It may be controversial, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Divisive.

[Josh Arnold]

This is from Scott.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Scotty.

[Josh Arnold]

Scott writes. He's in New York State. He writes, my friend and I were looking at the full moon through binoculars last night. All right, now what was the name of the moon? Right. Now this is like the super.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a super moon. There's three supermoons. This is the first of the three.

[Chick McGee]

It's a. Yeah, but it's like a beaver ass crack moon or something, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

This is as close as the. It's. What is the next one? The one that's as close as November.

[Chick McGee]

Would be the harvest. Harvest month Moon.

[Tom Griswold]

The labial Luna.

[Chick McGee]

Harvest. Harvest. Is that harvest? Shine on. Shine on. Harvest.

[Josh Arnold]

He writes, we were looking at the full moon through binoculars. I have one eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? And he. Luckily his friend has one eye.

[Josh Arnold]

So she said, this woman says to him, I guess you only have to use half the binoculars. And I said, oh, you mean a telescope. So I thought we would play this in his honor.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Listening to us with just one eye and two ears It's a Haywood Banks.

[Todd Young]

I got a gal with just one.

[Chick McGee]

Eye yeah.

[Todd Young]

No depth of field but sweet as pie I just don't carry on if a vision isn't stereo.

[Chick McGee]

To.

[Todd Young]

Me she'll always be the tops My sweet little psycholog she's the one I wanna wanna she's the one I wanna love she's the one she's the one I wanna she's the one I wanna.

[Chick McGee]

Love.

[Todd Young]

Now you might wonder what she's thinking. Cause it looks like she's winking. In arguments I yell and cry.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Todd Young]

You just can't see the other side it's worse than it looks Says her mother Cuz she's blind in one eye blonde in the other well, she's the one I One I one eye she's the one I want, I love she is the one I want I wanna she's the one I wanna love.

[Josh Arnold]

Now.

[Todd Young]

How it happens you just won't spill Was it Scissor, Sprint or William Tell? Well, the eye got put out and was never found Gone to take a look around my Colombo cutie popeye, punky, Sammy Jr. Sandy Duncan oh, she's the one I wanna wanna she's the one I wanna love she's the one I wanna wanna she's the one I wanna love she's the one I wanna wanna she's the one I wanna love the.

[Josh Arnold]

Genius of Hayward Banks and the class classic. What I love sending it out to Scott with one eye.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking at the moon. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Bad news, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

I lost the Nobel in Physics. Oh. What? I think it was because I didn't fill out the paper. It's always political and, you know, just read some guys. John Clark, Michael Devaret and John Martinez. Or Martinez, those clowns showing quantum tunneling in electrical circuits.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, I already debunked that.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you'd. I put that in my paper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Can you talk to somebody, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

We'll see what we.

[Chick McGee]

Give me a Nobel Prize, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. We'll see what we can do. Coming up, we have Sporting news.

[Chick McGee]

We have Jaguars win Monday Night football. Last night, Footy 3128 beating the Chiefs.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you're. For week. Was it week four in the NFL?

[Chick McGee]

Week five in the NFL was eight and six.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're eight and six. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And then overall, 30 and 43, a robust 13 under 500.

[Josh Arnold]

That means week six begins Thursday. And if you want to get in on the action with us, just go to bobandtom.com contest, pick the winners and you'll. If you're the winner, the rules are all explained right there. You don't have to go up against the spread, but you could win that $500e gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. If you're feeling lucky, you might want to peruse the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

Feeling lucky, punk?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Are you? No. We'll be returning with lots of fascinating things going on in the world of news and Sports. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is The Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

When did making plans get this complicated? It's time to streamline with WhatsApp, the secure messaging app that brings the whole group together. Use polls to settle dinner plans. Send event invites and pin messages so no one forgets mom's 60th. And never miss a meme or milestone. All protected with end to end encryption. It's time for WhatsApp message privately with everyone. Learn [e-mail] hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace was mad at me.

[Chick McGee]

Me, Ace Cosby. Oh, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I didn't know how to run things.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, join the club. I've been here a long time.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

These buttons are very confusing.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, we have a friend in the eye business.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a great eye doctor. Do you think he could fashion for me prescription steampunk sunglasses?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I, I, I know what you mean, but do you want to explain? Steampunk is kind of a, it's like.

[Tom Griswold]

Old timey technology, sort of retro.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the, what's the movie that had all the steam punk?

[Tom Griswold]

Wild Wild west had a ton of it.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the recent one? Cartoon. I'm forgetting but it's like very elaborate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Something like essentially modern day technology but run on steam is sort of the, like it's, it's ancient and new.

[Josh Arnold]

So you'd like a really cool pair of like cast iron.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're like totally round with like bronze.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And rivets around. Yeah, lots of, lots of rivets.

[Josh Arnold]

We could get that done.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a fake pair but with.

[Josh Arnold]

Your prescription in it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to get. Yeah, maybe I could just take in the fake pair and get.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet prescription lenses this, that'd be interesting right now. It's a time to.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Chris. I get the feeling that if Tom ran an Airbnb, the abode would be stocked with bare aspirin, Kotex, Sanka coffee, Ivory soap. Right Guard Johnson's and Johnson baby shampoo. Because that's all he talks about are 60s products.

[Tom Griswold]

There'd be some Metamucil in there.

[Chick McGee]

Metamucil, Tide, Tide.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, you gotta have Tide, Ivory soap.

[Chick McGee]

And what do you use to Dishwasher Dawn. Dawn or even the dishwasher. What about the little, the pellets, pallets, the tablets.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Finish. Is that one.

[Jess Hooker]

That is That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I use.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's. Yeah. No smears, I guess. No. No water spots. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

My favorite. My favorite dishwashing thing. They don't make anymore, at least. I can't find.

[Jess Hooker]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

What was his name?

[Josh Arnold]

They were those little baskets. They were those baskets that you'd put in the dishwasher that had the. The. What is this? You put that fluid in the little thingy which never. That never works.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate that thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

I love the basket.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I love the basket. Now there's a special slot and you're supposed to put the. What is that stuff called?

[Jess Hooker]

It's like a rinse aid.

[Josh Arnold]

The rinse aid. Yeah. But it never works.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. It never works.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

So they. Millions and millions of dollars to manufacture, advertise.

[Tom Griswold]

What issue do you have with it?

[Josh Arnold]

Pardon me?

[Tom Griswold]

How does it not work?

[Chick McGee]

It's for sale and the product never works.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's called like a cove. I just. I prefer the ones that mean, you know, the ones they had the little basket and you'd put it in there and it would. Over time.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know that either.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Little plastic basket the size of a golf ball. And you'd put it in your dishwasher and it would. It put the rinse aid out slowly.

[Chick McGee]

Hot water. It would. Yeah, some sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not for the detergent. It's for the.

[Josh Arnold]

It's for the rinsing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But I use during the rinse cycle.

[Chick McGee]

Where your water spots. Spots are formed.

[Tom Griswold]

I always thought the water spots were formed during the drying part. So what I do is I open up when the washers. The dishwasher is finished. I immediately crack it, and all that steam gets let out and I get no water spots then.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I've seen that. Or you can. You can stick a dry dish towel in there and close it, and that absorbs it. Something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, these are all great, great tips.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like that. We all have our systems.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't have a freezer anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to get on that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm trying. We're trying to find the part for my.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Get a new freeze.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with you.

[Josh Arnold]

It is brand new.

[Chick McGee]

Well, get another one.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's cost more than my car. Well, it's a sub zero. And apparently that's the inventory they have for parts zero.

[Chick McGee]

I need a new refrigerator. My ice maker still won't work. But then like, every six weeks or so, there's ice. Like, someone comes in and puts ice in the ice maker.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe your cleaning lady is taking your ice.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no doubt the cleaning lady's stealing your ice.

[Jess Hooker]

I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

I hope so, too. Give her something to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

We got a lot of emails about my sweet potato apple mixture yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was kind of baffled by it for breakfast.

[Jess Hooker]

See, that has always been. That's interesting, because that's a. That's a pairing that happens this season at my house.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

And so we slice. We. Nobody else is cooking in my house. I slice. I slice it. So I slice the potato, and then I slice the apple, and then I stack them. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

And then I cook them in a cupcake tin. And then you have, like, this little stacked, cute little thing of apple.

[Tom Griswold]

Any cinnamon?

[Quinn Schlegel]

Any.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no cinnamon and maple syrup. Just a little bit of that. Just like a glaze on top. And then bake it.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Tasty, nice little fall treat.

[Chick McGee]

What's people's problems with it, though?

[Jess Hooker]

That people. They're familiar with a sweet potato and apple casserole. I got two emails about that. I've never made it a casserole. I've also seared it on the stovetop. Just chopped sweet potatoes and apples. Right. A little bit of butter and cinnamon. Yeah. That's a good one to go to, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I imagine you have to throw the sweet potatoes in well before the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Apples.

[Jess Hooker]

No, actually, I will boil them in like a. Like a par boil, so they're not cooked all the way, but then finish them.

[Tom Griswold]

And then do you slice them after the par boil?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And never sliced a raw sweet potato. It's like wood.

[Jess Hooker]

It's. It's insane. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they're not potatoes, right? What are they?

[Tom Griswold]

Tubers?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I couldn't tell you the difference.

[Chick McGee]

What's the difference between a tuber and a potato? Go.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea. And I'm desperately trying to care.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, at least he's putting effort in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I want to make an announcement here because we didn't really tease it. We kind of gave it away.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

There we go. How about this little bit of Rush for you?

[Tom Griswold]

What are they up to, those crazy Canadian cats?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, are they still from Canada? Yeah. Huge announcement. Announcement yesterday. Do you have that over there, Jeff?

[Jess Hooker]

The Canadian band Rush has announced a reunion tour. Five years after the death of their influential drum drummer and lyricist Neil Peart. Rush co founders Getty Lee and Alex lifeson revealed a 12 day, seven city tour scheduled for the summer of 2026.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Cities.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I. And they've obviously. Neil's deceased.

[Tom Griswold]

East, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's. They're having a very famous drummer. Anika. Is it pronounced needless?

[Jess Hooker]

Niles, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Niles.

[Josh Arnold]

German drummer, played with Jeff Beck. I know that. So she's great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then there's a room. They're also going to have a keyboard player with them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

So it'll be. Instead of being a trio, it'll be four of them up there. Billy.

[Chick McGee]

Billy Joel, I believe. Whoa. Billy Joel.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyways, the dates are Los Angeles, Mexico City, Fort Worth, Texas, Chicago, New York, Toronto and Cleveland. So. Well, that's spread out over quite a long time. They start in June. They're only doing a handful of dates. They don't end till mid September.

[Chick McGee]

Sing me.

[Josh Arnold]

So I wonder if they'll add some more dates. It seems kind of weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe they might be testing the waters and see. I don't know. I see all these shows selling out.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they will. I'm sure they had more. When we say Rush has the nerdiest fan base.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I love Rush, but they are nerds.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, I didn't. I watched the video of them making this announcement and. And they are. They're nerdy in a really endearing way.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

And they appear like they really like each other, which I'm a fan of because it feels like there aren't any rock stars that age that still like each other.

[Chick McGee]

If Getty Lee came out and made an announcement after the first song, he goes, hey, we can either continue the concert or we can all go play Dungeons and Dragons.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, half the crowd wouldn't know what to do.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I would tell you. I would tell you they most likely would continue the concert, but it'd be a tough decision. Okay. They would have. People would have to think about it.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have to ask a promoter, what crowd is the most male?

[Tom Griswold]

It's that Rush has to be up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They have to have the couple documentaries out there. Disproportionate number of men versus women in the audience.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Rush would be one of them. I mean, this is one of the ones. I won't even ask Kelly to go with me. It'll be, you know, find a buddy and. Because she. There's no way she'd sit through. Okay, Jason wants to go. Sorry, I've only got two tickets.

[Chick McGee]

You never take me anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you Seen Rush live?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're great.

[Chick McGee]

I'll just go home and listen to Tom Sawyer and. I'm good.

[Josh Arnold]

And I've told you the same story 50 times, but I'll tell it again. Again.

[Tom Griswold]

We know you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is how radio works.

[Tom Griswold]

Not everybody. Okay. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

First time I saw Rush. I'll talk to you, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. I have.

[Tom Griswold]

She's heard it, too.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy in front of me, the entire show was standing up the entire show, doing the rock and roll horn thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Screaming, Lifeson is God. Oh, for two hours. I'm not sure if Alex heard him, but, yeah, great. Great live show. That'll be fun. So you could. We could all fly to Mexico City, see the show June 18th.

[Jess Hooker]

That'd be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's no way you're going to Mexico City. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

How about Chicago? The United Center, July 16th.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. What is it with St. Louis people in Chicago? It's.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's me. Just me.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's good news. Getty Lee, Alex Lifeson and company with a nice tour for the great band.

[Tom Griswold]

Rush and the men who hold high places. I must be the ones who are.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that? Is that Jack Black doing Getty Lee?

[Tom Griswold]

That's me doing Getty Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, closer to the.

[Tom Griswold]

I am a fan, but, man, nerdy.

[Josh Arnold]

I read one of Neil's books, What.

[Chick McGee]

Is it by Tor the Snow Dog, or whatever the hell it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Neil was their lyricist. He's got a couple great books about his touring around with his motorcycle you'd like. You're a motorcycle person, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He, after a couple of tragedies in his life, ended up kind of chilling by driving his bike all over the. It's really good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Riveting book.

[Chick McGee]

If Kit Harrington.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I wrote down this road.

[Chick McGee]

If Kit Harrington. Kit Harrington came out during a Rush song and said, hey, me and the rest of the cast of Game of Thrones or signing things next Door, everybody would leave. To hell with this concert.

[Tom Griswold]

Game of thrones next door, 33% of the audience would already have swords with them. To be. Yes, to be signed.

[Josh Arnold]

Has Getty's soul patch gone gray yet, by the way?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think he's dying.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he dying? Okay. All right. Well, let's check in with. Let's check in with Mr. McGee across.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I bet they thought about having the tour this year, but the Blue Jays are still in the playoffs kicking Yankees ass. So I bet, no joke, Getty is hanging out, watching baseball like that yeah. Let me tell you about Simply Safe. We trust it here at the Bob and Tom studio. And I trust it to my compound. And who is more self centered than me and my. That's my stuff. That's right. Simply Safe can actually stop a crime before it starts. How, Chick? Well, I'll tell you. They take action while a criminal is still lurking outside your home. The moment someone steps onto your property. Property. Simply Safe's AI security cameras identify the threat and alert Simplisafe's professional monitoring agents. They take action immediately confronting the criminal and if they need to, triggering sirens and spotlights and sending the police. Unlike other systems, Simplisafe doesn't need you you to see the alert and confront the intruder yourself. They have 247 monitoring agents. It is like having a security guard stationed right outside your home. Home. That's why I use Simplisafe. And you should too. And Simply safe. A 60 day money back guarantee and no long term contracts. And I'm sure you've heard about this offer. It's true. Bob and Tom listeners only save 50% on a SimpliSafe home security system. @simplisafetom.com Now's the time to try it. Simply safe. Tom.com. there's no safe like Simplisafe.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. When we get back, more letters. A quick letter involving. Well, the hint is breakup. That's all I'm gonna tell you. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome Back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. @ the news desk, there's Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We got a couple more letters here.

[Josh Arnold]

This comes to Us from the Buckeye State. Dennis. Dennis writes hello.

[Chick McGee]

Dennis.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I was having major surgery. Apparently my ex left me. My dad brought me back to my house after my surgery, the house was empty. She took the light bulbs and the toilet seats. Dennis, sorry to hear about that.

[Jess Hooker]

Really, Dennis, what did you do?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, we're getting one side here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, no, evidently he's done something while he was having major surgery. Yeah, she chooses that time to leave.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, do you guys remember the letter we got from some. Christie was saying that when she moves to a house, she replaces all the toilet seats.

[Chick McGee]

I understand that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is weird. Remember the letter we got from the person who puts the toilet. Put the toilet seats in their dishwasher?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I do. I do remember that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't know about that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't the paint come off at some point on the seat? Probably wear and tear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I know nothing about germs except that I fear them more than anything. And I. You're going to get some of kind. Kind of butt. Butt stuff going on in your dishwasher.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever used a toilet scene long enough to wear the paint away on certain areas?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but that's, that's, that's, that's some sandpapery ass.

[Chick McGee]

Where are you on the. Where are you on the cushioned toilet seat?

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of like it. It kind of holds the temperature.

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

You said. I get the sound.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but when's the last time you sat on a. On a cushion toilet?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't have one. I, I.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's what I'm saying. They're not around anymore.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't. Y. They're not really.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why that you would never experience this. Just. My aunt used to have a. The toilet seat cover the lid that goes down.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

She had this like crocheted thing on it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So when you'd go in there.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

To pee. You would. You'd have to hold on to it because it would. It kept flopping down. I assume they still make those. Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

The rug that has a U cut out of it so it can hug the toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

And then of course holds all that pee that we boys get all over the floor.

[Chick McGee]

And the lid on the back part has a.

[Jess Hooker]

But every house had those when I was a kid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, for sure. I still have the. I have the rug that goes around the toilet.

[Jess Hooker]

You do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. For my guest bathroom. And, and it's. I wash it Every, you know, every. Whenever there's a guest.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have like one of those welcome mats in front of my urinal.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Ace has been to my house. I have a. The only concession when I built the house was I have my own urinal. Urinal.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but there's occasional drippage because you get that bifurcation thing and you got to choose which stream you want to actually hit. The urinal.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Lots of hair down there and you haven't heard. You haven't had hair down there very long. You're probably not used to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's check in with the sporting scene, shall we?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, let's go ahead and do that. Major League Baseball playoffs yesterday snout Blake Snell allowed one hit and six shutout innings, striking out nine. The Dodgers barely turned back the Phillies late rally. Louisiana wins 43 over the Phillies in game two. They have a two game to none lead and the brewers, the Brew Crew. What can I get for you this morning? Jackson Chorio returned to the lineup. A three run homer in game two last night against the Cubbies and Brewers win seven to three. So Milwaukee now two game to non lead in that NFL footy last night. Oh yeah, that's right. We're going with footy instead of Monday. Yeah, Monday night footy.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't do that.

[Chick McGee]

Trevor Lawrence tripped up twice. I think we kind of sort of have the video of this play. It's unbelievable. Tripped up, got up, scrambled for a 1 yard touchdown run with 23 seconds remaining. And the Jacksonville Jaguars. Not Jaguars, no. Jaguars beat Kansas City 31:28. That ending halted the Jags eight game losing streak to the Chiefs. Trevor ran for two touchdowns last night, also threw for a score. And it was his birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, happy birthday, Trev.

[Chick McGee]

But he was nearly perfect when it mattered most for the Jaguar. Devin Lloyd returned a pick six off Mahomes and the Chiefs, a couple of the calls went against Kansas City last night. Tom. So, so much for that. And of course, the honeymoon's over.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they want to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, two and three now, so. But the big news from last night. Yes, Trevor Lawrence still does look exactly like Laura Dern.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, in case you're wondering about a similarity there.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And other news in the NFL, former quarterback Mark Sanchez facing a felony battery charge for what authorities say was a fight over parking. Marion county prosecutor Ryan Mears announced the upgraded charge yesterday, saying it carries a potential sentence of six years in prison. The incident apparently happened early Saturday in Indianapolis. A police have a affidavit alleges that Sanchez, 38, allegedly smell.

[Josh Arnold]

That's his age, not his blood alcohol.

[Chick McGee]

Alcohol. Confronted a 69 year old truck driver. The driver pulled a knife to defend himself. Himself, the former jet and redskin at the time, pepper sprayed and stabbed multiple times. Sanchez is hospitalized and remains. His condition is stable. Hello, I'm Mr. Red.

[Josh Arnold]

Stable.

[Chick McGee]

Get it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Now his victim. If you've seen the photographs, it's disturbing. This guy is beat up. And there was a report yesterday that they have video of Sanchez doing wind sprints in the alley prior to the incident.

[Jess Hooker]

That's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is just weird. I've got a feeling this is going to be one of those prescription drug and alcohol. Because Sanchez apparently in an affidavit said he has no memory of anything.

[Jess Hooker]

Ooh.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's convenient.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, I think this will be the standard drugs and alcohol combination.

[Chick McGee]

Prescription drugs.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's already a civil suit against both Fox Broadcasting and. And Sanchez. So we'll see what happens. But who knows what happened actually.

[Chick McGee]

And for you folks who have fur babies, how do you feel about.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have a fur.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No footy. No. Fur. Baby. Baby. Both out.

[Chick McGee]

Adidas is launching a new fall collection just for pets.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

But only available in China. Okay. The new line designed for dogs as well as cats. That means Gravy could wear something.

[Tom Griswold]

May I have new shoes? I don't know, Gravy. You haven't really been behaving much. This is beauce. She's always accusing me of abuse. That's how she says, abuse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, she. Yeah, she talks, but it's not that. Not that good.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hard talking with that tongue full of those little.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And she doesn't quite pick it. It's sort of like kitten English. It's. It's a broken. Yeah. Like I have that hamburger. No Gravy. This is mine.

[Chick McGee]

It's just beers. They include windbreakers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, your dogs and windbreakers is hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Adidas windbreakers vest and the classic Adidas tracksuit I love.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

So you can get a tracksuit for your Adidas tracksuit for your dog. So he looks like a mid-80s rapper.

[Chick McGee]

The windbreaker is fully functional as water repellent. And the vest does warm your pet during cooler months. The original pet collection only available in China.

[Josh Arnold]

China.

[Chick McGee]

With no announced plans for an international release.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I was wondering if about the pronunciation of Adidas. And did you know that it varies?

[Tom Griswold]

It does Adidas in some places.

[Josh Arnold]

This says in England it's pronounced Adidas.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then obviously in American English, it's Adidas. And then this is the European, German. It's also the emphasis is on the, ah, Adidas.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know what it stands for? Korn taught us that.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

All day I dream about sex.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

All day I dream about sex. And all day I dream about sex. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

All day.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's for the dogs. It's all day I dream about squirrels. All day I dream about squirrels all.

[Chick McGee]

Day I dream about squirrels all day. You guys are a teen.

[Josh Arnold]

What is. What if. If that's. What does Puma stand for? I got. I think I can figure out the.

[Tom Griswold]

We got. We can figure it out.

[Chick McGee]

Up.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it comes right out of the gate under my.

[Chick McGee]

My ass. Under my ass. Oh, nice. Hey, look, we've got this coming up right now. Stupid world record. A French man has broken the world record for the fastest time to climb the Eiffel Tower. And by the way, I think Josh has the lowdown on Eiffel Tower.

[Tom Griswold]

Finish it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Get that drywall up already.

[Chick McGee]

Good God. How long is it gonna be? It's just the bones of the place. What's going on there?

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, it's one of the greatest works of art in the world.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a blueprint. Right now, that's all we're looking at. Half assed rebar and girders.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Cyclist and social media star and influencer, Aureline Fontenoy. Aura.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you're neglecting to point out that he climbed the Eiffel Tower.

[Chick McGee]

I was just gonna get on a bicycle.

[Josh Arnold]

That should be your lead.

[Tom Griswold]

On a bicycle.

[Chick McGee]

He climbed 686 steps. Well, actually, he hopped. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you see the video and you're not allowed to put your foot down on the stairs.

[Tom Griswold]

And this isn't climbing the Eiffel Tower.

[Chick McGee]

Tower.

[Tom Griswold]

This is going up the steps of the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, climbing the Eiffel Tower is up the side. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There we go. So he.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a unicycle or bicycle?

[Chick McGee]

It's a bicycle, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Look at him there. He's doing the bunny hops.

[Chick McGee]

But that's something.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks kind of like a jumping. What are those things called? The poles? Pogo stick.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What a French.

[Chick McGee]

What's that called? Hoppity hops. The big hops?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Big. Did you have those when you were a kid? Hippity hop.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the.

[Jess Hooker]

Is the hippity hop? The ball with the handle.

[Chick McGee]

With a ball. A big giant ball with a handle on it. You hop around the neighborhood.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the time for him to climb the Eiffel Tower?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he cares about this?

[Chick McGee]

12 minutes, 30 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry. This guy. You know how dangerous this is? 1 slip and you transition into a woman.

[Chick McGee]

No, you fall down to the next level. Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, by the way, this record in 12 minutes. Nothing. That 87 year old Mabel Johnson of Roanoke, Virginia has the record for going down on a bicycle. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

What did Mabel do to you?

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing. But she did die 37 days later, according to the Paris Match.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What happened?

[Josh Arnold]

But they dedicated the next issue of the Paris Review door.

[Tom Griswold]

The Paris Review?

[Chick McGee]

Who died? Really?

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Mabel Johnson of Rose Oak, Virginia. She wrote her bike down the Eiffel Tower steps.

[Chick McGee]

Font noise. Font noise Said, for this challenge, I break my bike and I just have to compress my tire because I don't have suspension or anything.

[Josh Arnold]

This is so stupid.

[Chick McGee]

It is a rigid bike.

[Josh Arnold]

This is really dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

A rigid bike.

[Jess Hooker]

And then he says, the impression or the story?

[Josh Arnold]

We have both.

[Chick McGee]

We just have to pump with the brake and just jump, jump, jump a lot. Jump around.

[Tom Griswold]

Jump around.

[Chick McGee]

Jump around.

[Tom Griswold]

Jump up. Jump up. Let's get down.

[Chick McGee]

Jump around.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to breeze the cigarette smoke the entire way.

[Chick McGee]

How's that go? Harlem shuffle.

[Josh Arnold]

I could have gone faster, but I was behind a group of stupid students from America.

[Tom Griswold]

These Yankee tourists.

[Chick McGee]

The Frenchman continues. My plan is to climb the biggest towers and make love to every woman I find there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my goodness. Sir, you can't.

[Chick McGee]

The final point will be to climb Burj Kahila. She is a heavy honey with giant floppy.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir, please.

[Chick McGee]

Juicy naturals.

[Tom Griswold]

We understand.

[Josh Arnold]

How many. How many floors is that? That's the place. And where is that?

[Chick McGee]

In the Abu Dhabi highest tower in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

How many?

[Chick McGee]

Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi? Aren't you leaving for Abu Dhabi at some point?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, our friend Nikki's boyfriend got a job there. He got an abuja.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I love that abujabi. Sounds like.

[Chick McGee]

And I have an update on what moon we're looking.

[Josh Arnold]

Sex. Move. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

The moon out there right now is. There seems to be a controversy. Controversy? I thought it was the labial autumnal harvest moon. It occurs in early October. Or it could be a hunter's moon, but they say that might be later.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what to do. Hunters month.

[Chick McGee]

Hunter's moon does fall in October, but can occasionally be in November, so I'm guessing later in October.

[Josh Arnold]

The one happening right now is called a super moon.

[Chick McGee]

This is a. Yeah, but you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell by the cape.

[Chick McGee]

Each super moon has an individual name. There's Harvest moon, Hunter's Moon, Sturgeon Moon, the Buck moon.

[Josh Arnold]

You can tell the super moon because it.

[Tom Griswold]

The Buck moon has George Washington on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And the Superman has those big glasses on, then it takes them off.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick hasn't smiled once.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a Clark Kent joke.

[Chick McGee]

And the Worm moon, they have the worm moon.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when it looks like an apple. Remember that old.

[Chick McGee]

It was once believed to refer to worms in the soil. Wrigley Beetle larvae. Larvae larva. Larvas emerging from tree bark in early spring.

[Tom Griswold]

Because of the moon.

[Chick McGee]

Because of the moon. Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

What's coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Then there's the Wolf moon.

[Josh Arnold]

This is exciting. Read it to yourself.

[Chick McGee]

And then there, you know what's coming up, Tom. Hello, I'm Mr. Red.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. News with Jess Hooker from the Silac Insurance News.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the voice of Mr. Ed go on to do anything else?

[Chick McGee]

He was like a B movie. Country, country western? Western. He was a cowboy. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. What was his name? Harvey Buckturd or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Harvey Buck. Of course. Good old Harvey Bucktur.

[Chick McGee]

He's in Rocky.

[Josh Arnold]

He's in the Announcer. The Announcer hall of fame.

[Chick McGee]

Rocky.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I got. I got a nickname for the new guy, by the way that works here.

[Chick McGee]

Rocky Buckturd.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's not Chick Jr. Anymore.

[Jess Hooker]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think? What if we call him aa?

[Chick McGee]

Aaron Business.

[Josh Arnold]

Because his name is Aaron. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Does anybody know his last name?

[Chick McGee]

Name?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you do. It's Sheffield.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

It is not.

[Chick McGee]

It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. No, it's not Buck Turd.

[Chick McGee]

It is Buck Turd. That's where I got it.

[Josh Arnold]

How about aa?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Was he a drunk?

[Tom Griswold]

He made me laugh this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I walked by that, I go, who's in there? Normally it's a guy named Alan or a guy named Christopher. And I walked by and I go, who's in there? Alan or Christopher? And he turned around, Aaron turned around smiling and he waved at me and he goes, it's Aaron.

[Josh Arnold]

I never thought about the alcoholic implications of that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Why are you calling him aa?

[Josh Arnold]

Because you spell Aaron A.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Double A? Because he's like a battery. He keeps this place running.

[Jess Hooker]

Mco.

[Chick McGee]

Let's call him Ronnie. What about Ronnie?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I like Ronnie.

[Chick McGee]

Ronnie for Aaron.

[Tom Griswold]

Ronnie, give me a coffee.

[Chick McGee]

What's up? Ronnie?

[Josh Arnold]

Double A.

[Chick McGee]

Like, it's like Double J, the big dog. Ronnie.

[Tom Griswold]

Buck Turd.

[Josh Arnold]

We're not going to call him Buck Turd. That's probably actionable.

[Chick McGee]

So long as it's not Chick Jr. Anymore. Jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Aaron. He's a breath of fresh air.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, what's a double A in the world of women's fashion? It's double A.

[Chick McGee]

It's a really tiny bra.

[Jess Hooker]

That is a very, very. That's a small. No, there's a AAA bra.

[Chick McGee]

Is there?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there's a triple.

[Josh Arnold]

Are those like, like golf pencils?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're tiny.

[Chick McGee]

Just the nipples.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, we'll try to figure this out. Coming up, we have a variety of exciting things in the world.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll have a remote report, including.

[Josh Arnold]

Marge Simpson from Richard Buchter. And we have bizarre dental floss news.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Mount Everest.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I, I do like her.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Has a bit of an issue going on right now. Plus, we have skiing news.

[Chick McGee]

And coming up, a quick history of people who've gotten away with giving the middle finger in sports photos. Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I see one older gentleman in Texas do this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I bet you probably did, Jerry Jones.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll find out all about that. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone knows the legend of D.B. cooper, but what if I told you.

[Josh Arnold]

There'S an even better story out there.

[Quinn Schlegel]

One with multiple aircraft hijackings, prison escapes, and so many twists and turns. I'm talking about the hit podcast American Skyjacker, which is now an action packed documentary coming to theaters and streaming this fall. Find out more at www.americanskyjacker.com and listen to our bonus episode of the podcast coming soon, American Skyjacker.

[Chick McGee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the Silac Insurance news desk. Playing the keyboards, it's the one, the only, Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee. And in case you missed it, Rush announced they're going on tour starting next spring. Can we call it spring, June, June, summer?

[Josh Arnold]

They've only announced a handful of dates, but yes, they're gonna. It's a tribute to their former drummer, soon to add more, Neil Peart. And they're gonna be their drummer sitting in the drums. It's a young lady who toured with Jeff Beck. And boy, can she play. And apparently a keyboard player as well.

[Jess Hooker]

Anika Niles.

[Josh Arnold]

Rush fans. I'll be seeing one of those shows somewhere, but I hope they announce Some more dates right now.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine? We should absolutely do this. Remember when we were kids, they would you. Would 25 words or less explain why you want to be an astronaut or always 25 words or less. 25 words or less why you want to go to the Rush concert with Tom Griswold. How about that? And the best answer, you take him to the Rush concert.

[Jess Hooker]

Is this for employees or listeners?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Well, the. He's going to take somebody here, I'm guessing.

[Josh Arnold]

But Jason and I are already going there.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. So. But you need to take.

[Josh Arnold]

And again, I do need. I need to talk to a concert promoter because I've been to see Rush and they don't have a lot of ladies in the audience there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, you said you're not going to ask yours.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not sure which has more men.

[Chick McGee]

Significant other to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Eliza Minnelli show or Rush.

[Jess Hooker]

Adam Lambert.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a distinction.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you.

[Chick McGee]

Would you take a. You take a listener to a Rush concert, right. You probably pour him to death in person. It would be great.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. That'd be fine. Right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Great. One on one.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. He's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Time to.

[Chick McGee]

You never get a one on one, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say a special hello to a guy named Laken. What a cool name. L, A K E N. Lakin's going through a rough spot. I wanna say hello. Laken. Thanks for listening. Right now we're gonna check in on the big screen because I think we have a special guest. There we go. That's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right. I'm down in the anals of the.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and Tom library. It's annals, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, did I mispronounce that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I apologize.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, everybody, I'm Jeff Oskay. I'm down here in the library at the Bob and Tom studios. And Tom, I don't know if you realize how often you say in any.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I have found a book down here that I thought I would share some passages for an old book, apparently, that you had written in the past. Called in any event, for any event details to derail dinner parties and conversations.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good. I like the COVID This is exciting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here's a foreword by Tom Griswold. If you're anything like me, which I highly doubt you'd be fortunate enough to be, you are a man about town. From the bank to the car wash to charity events with the lady I find myself talking to far more individuals than I would prefer. That's why I've developed this book. In any event, for any event, just throw out one of my in any events at the end of your sentence, and you'll be out of that boring, dull conversation in a snap. For example, let's say some guy has you cornered at a work party talking about his wife's cancer treatment. What a downer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, with any event, just respond, that's horrible about your wife. In any event. Hope you don't get swept up in the next round of layoffs. Conversation over.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Thank you. Thank you, Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, let's say you're at a dinner party with your wife's friends at a nice restaurant. They're just droning on and on. You just want to pay the check and go home, right? As you hand the waiter your card, loudly exclaim, in any vote. Has anyone ever told you you look like Jared from Subway Bingo?

[Chick McGee]

Dinner over. Dinner over. You're home before you know it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've got so many in any events that all of your events will be covered. I haven't broken down by category travel. In any event, this fat bitch at TSA made me take off my belt. In any event, could you tell? I could tell he hadn't been in this country more than a. In any event, do you know why they call it deland? Say you get a Chatty Cathy at the register going on about her granddaughter's problems. Just cut her off. I'm guessing with that missing foot, she does a lot of hopping. In any event, I got this lunatic at work that thinks AIDS was created by the CIA.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let'S say food. In any event, have you seen these wind cookers? Fantastic for cooking salmon or people. In any event, how much do you think that obese porker in the corner weighs? Stripes are only slimming to a point, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really need out of a conversation quickly. Just bring up Mr. Ed. People think I love Mr. Ed. Can't stand the horse. But do you know who hates Mr. Ed more than me? Everyone else, in any event, did you know Mr. Ed's half door is called a Dutch door? My in any event will get you out of a conversation at any event. I guarantee it. I'm Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, how about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

That's out of print. And that. So there's no. No, they've got to reprint.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we got. We got to bring it back. I think that sounds great. Now, are we done with sports, by the way?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, we're gonna move on.

[Chick McGee]

On footy last night, Jaguars beat the chief.

[Josh Arnold]

We have Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. Coming up. We'll be just a few minutes away from Costakia Konamopoulos and all pro lines, his analysis of what's going on in the world of the NFL. And real quick, you can get in on week six for our Sports Picks game, Just go to bob and tom.com contest. Get your entries in before Thursday night. To win that 500 gift certificate from Stephen Singer jewelers, check out the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com. just what's happening?

[Jess Hooker]

A British YouTuber has traveled from the Isle of Silly in a bathtub.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's very silly.

[Jess Hooker]

According to the BBC, Mr. Max Fosh traveled across the sea from Sennan Cove to Hugh Town in a bath placed atop a motorized frame.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

He said his desire to take on the journey was because no one else has ever done it before and because he had a spare tub.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

He added, I was very well supported. I had a safety boat and a crew. I wanted to make sure that no one was called out for my stupidity.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's a. He's in a giant bathtub.

[Jess Hooker]

He's in a giant bathtub with a motor.

[Chick McGee]

Not exactly the Kon Tiki, is it? Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, and it has, like, a ski frame almost on the sides.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it's rubber. You got a rubber ducky. He's wearing a captain's hat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he is. He does have a rubber ducky. What is that on the front, Tom? Is that. It looks like a GoPro mic stand. Oh, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's got a. He's got a GoPro and a. I can't. Yeah, it's an outboard motor.

[Chick McGee]

That is a cool tub, though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Looks cozy.

[Josh Arnold]

And I've never heard of the island of silly.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. S C I, L, L, Y.

[Chick McGee]

All right. I am the king of the island of Philly.

[Tom Griswold]

I see that.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a name on it, like the SS Taft.

[Tom Griswold]

Something?

[Josh Arnold]

That would be. That would certainly be appropriate.

[Tom Griswold]

The S.S. whitney.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, wait.

[Tom Griswold]

How come. How come Taft is fine and Whitney isn't?

[Josh Arnold]

Because Taft didn't die in a bathtub.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he didn't?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

He just got stuck.

[Josh Arnold]

Allegedly got stuck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's lighter.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that. Is that apocryphal? Yes. As opposed to the poached Corpse Singer. Coming up, we have Marge Simpson in Egyptian news. And then I'm gonna tease this next one with a. With a question.

[Chick McGee]

I want to try naughty sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, your knowledge of. Of human sexuality certainly is vast. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Girthy, you could say.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know what gargalophilia is?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I don't. I'm eager to learn.

[Josh Arnold]

How about macrophilia?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you go. You know that one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Keep it yourself. Okay. What? We're going to find out what those two things are.

[Chick McGee]

Humping a font want or by the.

[Josh Arnold]

Way, formicophilia, which is not having sex on the formica of a 60s era American kitchen.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Formica was, was named because it replaced Micah for Micah 4. Micah. Look it up. Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

What's Micah?

[Chick McGee]

Micah was like some sort of countertop material.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And it's.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're going to use this for my Micah.

[Chick McGee]

Right. So they called it Formica.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know whether to believe him or not.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what makes him so brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it good for a lay show? We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. We are the musers on the pod.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

So far we've discussed people we love.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't tell you guys. Cuban even emailed.

[Quinn Schlegel]

What are you wearing?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, that's not. Things we love got way into typewriters.

[Tom Griswold]

How many typewriters do you own?

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Guesstimate.

[Josh Arnold]

It's time to get really down and dirty.

[Chick McGee]

These are great ideas. Start a podcast and forget to promote it on social media. So what is our podcast about? You know, whatever we feel like the musers. The podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform here. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios just hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello. Hello. There's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. We're going to check in with comedian Kaki Economopoulos, our NFL correspondent live from Los Angeles. Hello, Kaki.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Morning, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Hello, indeed.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you? Did you enjoy your week of football?

[Kaki Economopoulos]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

Your.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Your cults are good. Your Washington football team is good. My Falcons had a buy. Everybody's happy, right?

[Chick McGee]

It's good.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, there was one big incident in the world of the NFL, kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I notice it's the front page of the New York Post. Yeah, I imagine it would be the headline, unnecessary roughness.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I saw that picture as well. Well, the Colts beat the Raiders 40 to 6.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

And I feel like the Raiders came to Indianapolis, got drunk, attacked the Colts, and the Colts pepper sprayed them and stabbed them and sent them to the hospital.

[Chick McGee]

So, you know. Yeah.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

So the last couple of weeks I've had one subject that I did a bunch of jokes on and it was just like a fun construct. That's not usually how I do this segment. And I just couldn't find a subject that juicy this week. And then Mark Sanchez started drinking. So it was funny to me the way the story sort of unfolded to us. Like when you first heard like former jets quarterback Mark Sanchez was taken to the hospital after being stabbed. Like, doctor said he was stable. You know, the Browns heard about a stable quarterback, signed him immediately, like, all right. And we were all like stabbed. Oh, I hope he's okay. What a random thing. It sucks. You know, stab. Traditionally when the jets get gash, it's by Tom Brady, but this is very different.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, ah.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Then we heard Sanchez was arrested at the hospital. Getting arrested after being stabbed is kind of the butt fumble of crime, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly, by the way.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

But fumble is going to be a very tough nickname in prison. That's going to be very. Then reports it was an altercation between two men over a parking spot, which having lived in New York City, I totally get that makes sense to me.

[Chick McGee]

Me you would have a fight about that.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

And then this fun fact, Sanchez was the aggressor and the other person is a 69 year old truck driver. What's more embarrassing, getting drunk and attacking an old guy or him putting you in the hospital? Now Sanchez has a better record against playoff opponents than aging truck drivers.

[Chick McGee]

Hmm.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Here's a pro tip. Do you ever get attacked by a drunken Mark Sanchez just run 10ft away. He's not very mobile. He can't successfully throw anything at you.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

It seems like a safe place to be, all of this, Mark, just to get out of calling the Colts and Raiders game. It wasn't a very good game, but come on, why you gotta. And then another former quarterback, Brady Quinn, replaced him in the booth, coming in off the bench with no notice. Quinn trained his whole life with this. Between Sanchez and Brady Quinn and Daniel Jones and Anthony Richardson and Gino Smith and Sam. Hell, there's like a hundred years of holding clipboards there.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Can we take a look at the three charges? Because I find some of the language here fascinating. All right, the three charges against Sanchez are public intoxication, which.

[Josh Arnold]

Which.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Being in public is legal. Being drunk is legal. That's a boo's charge.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Kaki Economopoulos]

That's ridiculous. That's just like, vagrancy. Like, when you're being a pain in the ass, they have something to charge you with.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

By the way, I was once kicked out of a casino for being drunk. I was like, well, you did serve me free drinks for 10 hours. What'd you think was gonna happen? I think this is on you. Unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, which makes me think he got drunk and, like, dropped in through the sunroof or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he bow and Luke Duke his.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Way in through the window? What's happening? And then battery with injury, which you sometimes see the phrase simple battery.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

You grab the guy and slammed him into the dumpster. That's very simple. Battery. That's.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Yes. Now, if you built the Rube Goldberg device with a marble that rolls down, it dumps a bucket of water and trips a wire, launches a mattress, and slams the guy into the dumpster. That's complicated.

[Tom Griswold]

Batteries.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

It's a very different charge. And sometimes if there's a serious injury, they call it aggravated battery. Is it all battery aggravating? Like, this was very aggravating when the guy attacked me for no reason. Back in the day, Gino Smith was a jet, and his own teammate broke his jaw. Now Mark Sanchez gets stabbed by a trucker. I'm not saying God hates the jets, but there are decades of evidence. I just. I. The Dirty Sanchez just filed a lawsuit against Mark for hurting its reputation.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Jerry Jones liked the driver's moxie and signed him to the Cowboys. And Jake Paul announced he's fighting the truck driver. You see, there's a lot.

[Chick McGee]

You know that Jake Paul thing. That sounds real, right?

[Kaki Economopoulos]

That does, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Oh, this story is insane. Elsewhere in the NFL, the Rams lost when Sean McVeigh chose to go forward on fourth down and overtime rather than kick the field goal to tie. That's the thing about having big balls. It's easier to bump them into something.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Like, why do we associate courage with having big balls? If you had really big balls, wouldn't you just constantly worry about hurting them?

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

People would really just say, oh, man, that guy's nervous. He must have big balls. Now the season is a quarter of the way over, unless you're a Jets fan. Then the season is both over and not over soon enough. Both of the New York City teams lost again.

[Chick McGee]

This should.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

They should do a TV show about them and call it sucks in the.

[Tom Griswold]

City.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

They call New York the city that never sleeps.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Because you're laying awake at night haunted.

[Tom Griswold]

By the terrible football.

[Chick McGee]

All right, that's probably the close.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good stuff. Costakia Khan, of course, Ladies and gentlemen, a fine comedian based in Los Angeles, California. How soon is your trip to Berlin in November?

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, it's coming up. It's. The game is November 9th.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

And once again.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

But it is November 9th.

[Josh Arnold]

It's your Falcons versus the Colts in Berlin, Right?

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. My brother and I have. We did Last several years. We developed a tradition of picking one away Falcons game a year. We went to San Francisco and Tampa and New York and Arizona, and this year we're going to Berlin. My brother has a bone marrow donor who saved his life and he's a German. And we're going to go drink some beers with Jurgen and watch the Falcons.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great story. That's so cool. Glad your brother's doing. Glad your brother is doing. Well. I never. What's your brother's first name?

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Andreas.

[Josh Arnold]

So he's got, like a real normal name?

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Well, kind of. I.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Andreas. The.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

He's had a German name. It kind of works out.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, Andreas sounds like a. A warrior, you know, Kastaki. No offense.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, Konstaki. Kostaki's a nickname. Right.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

No offense. Yeah, it's short for Constantinos.

[Chick McGee]

Constantinos.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you think Andreas is.

[Chick McGee]

I think Andreas sounds more Greek than Constantinos.

[Josh Arnold]

Andreas, to me, sounds like one of those big naked statues.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like Andreas the Giant.

[Chick McGee]

You think about big naked statues a lot or. Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thanks, Castaki. Are you doing any live gigs these days?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

I mean, Albuquerque coming up, and I got a bunch of gigs in Iowa. Actually, on the way home from Berlin, you know, you got to stop into Iowa and tell some jokes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. All right.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

That's a funny. That's a challenging flight to book.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say, don't you have to fly like UPS to get there?

[Kaki Economopoulos]

It's the tricky one. La, Berlin, Berlin, Des Moines, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Kaki Economopoulos]

Pretty standard booking.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, Kostaki, thanks very much. Great stuff. Always appreciate it, man. Now, coming up, we have a bunch of weird fetishes that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's not judge. Let's just say a bunch of fetishes.

[Josh Arnold]

Galliophilia. You know what that One is.

[Chick McGee]

I like the gals, man.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's. I like the feeling. It's a sexual attraction to sharks.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

Sharks.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine having that.

[Chick McGee]

That no Friends episode?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. There was. There is sort of.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a miss. It's misunderstood.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we'll be getting to that. Among other things.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't Troy McClure have a. He was attracted to fish or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember that.

[Chick McGee]

A giant aquarium or something.

[Josh Arnold]

We have an. A bizarre story about Marge Simpson and a. And an equally bizarre story about dental floss that may be somewhat controversial right now. You've been hearing us talk about the Silac Insurance Company's annuities for quite some time here in the Bob and Tom Show. What is an annuity? You want more information about it? Well, that's why we have the McGee three. It's three questions for Chick Magee to see how we can do with the Silac Insurance Company. Question number one. Dear Chick, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity choices. What is the Silac website address?

[Chick McGee]

That's easy. Silac ins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, annuities are all about retiring and having money coming in. So I guess this idea of having a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where can I learn more about that?

[Chick McGee]

Once again, very easy. Just go to silacins.com. click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Josh Arnold]

And lastly, Mr. McGee, would you be kind enough to read this Ilac disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

I cannot. I'm sorry, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I'll have to handle this again. Thank you myself. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See SILAC in disclosures. Excuse me. Also coming up in the news, we have Mount Everest and a bunch of folks in trouble. We'll find out about that from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance News desk, it's Jessica Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

It's me.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Me, too.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna check in with. With Ms. Hooker over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. I'm just getting organized over here. Also, is it pronounced Schlegel? Quinn Schlegel, Comedian.

[Jess Hooker]

Schlegel.

[Chick McGee]

Schlegel.

[Josh Arnold]

Schlegel.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we keep saying it. You keep pronouncing it wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it looks like it's L, E G E, L. Wouldn't that be maybe it is schlegel.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. We'll find out.

[Jess Hooker]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Schlegel might be better because it rhymes with kegel, which is funny because it's vaginal.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is rectal.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a. There's an opinion that Quinn looks like he could be Greg Warren, Warren's son.

[Tom Griswold]

No reason to insult the man.

[Josh Arnold]

That would.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be cauliflowered ear and all.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. If he's a wrestler.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be a virgin birth.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Virgin birth.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what if we found out Greg Warren was just the biggest prostitute after.

[Chick McGee]

Pro women from one side of the country to the other?

[Jess Hooker]

I would be happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Spent like 70 grand a year on hookers.

[Chick McGee]

Keep people shut.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's return to the news desk. What's happening over there?

[Jess Hooker]

I've been wanting to read this story. Police in Canada are warning the public to be on the lookout for groups of hugging bandits.

[Tom Griswold]

Hugging bandits?

[Jess Hooker]

Edmonton police say thieves, often acting in groups resembling families, strike up a conversation with their victims before asking for a hug or having them bless jewelry, allowing them to steal. Steal the person's valuables.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

Police have received at least 63 reports since May of people having belongings stolen after they were distracted by the thieves.

[Tom Griswold]

So it might be a grown man and a grown woman and like a younger person?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, maybe. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you know, we're new to the area. Nice to meet you. Hey, can I give you a hug? After they chat for a little bit and then hug.

[Josh Arnold]

Get away, you weirdo.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

It says three women were recently charged in connection with the thefts of this nature. Though authorities said the scheme is Canada wide.

[Tom Griswold]

Canada wide? Yeah, that's wide. That's a wide place.

[Chick McGee]

They're one of the bigger countries.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the wider ones too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I just like the term hugging bandits.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't hug strangers. Do you hug strangers?

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I do.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I don't hug people.

[Chick McGee]

I love.

[Josh Arnold]

I love. Full of germs on of a bunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy. Don't you like hugs?

[Josh Arnold]

Not really.

[Tom Griswold]

I like giving them. I Like receiving.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you like hugs? Not really. Is what he said. He's got how many God knows how many children.

[Jess Hooker]

Uhhuh.

[Chick McGee]

How many baby mama. And you won't hug none of them.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you think you've hugged someone this week? In the last three days, have you hugged someone?

[Josh Arnold]

Hang on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my lord.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Took some. Took some friends to see Jim gaffer a gun.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's your hug?

[Josh Arnold]

Jim?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I.

[Chick McGee]

You stink on ice.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not big on the hugs.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

When did you bother Jim? Before the show or after the.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I didn't. I'm kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what? You know what you should do is, you know, I noticed the staging.

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all.

[Jess Hooker]

Josh, how do you feel about mouth hugs?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a big fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Mouth hugs? Yeah. Is that like a blowy?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a mouth hug is a blowy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's move on.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear that? You know, what do you. I feel about those. You give a blowy.

[Jess Hooker]

This week, an ancient painting found in Egypt is going viral due to its resemblance to Marge Simpson. Euro News reports that archaeologists uncovered a 3,000-year-old tomb in the Egyptian city of Minya army. The lid of the coffin features the painting of a woman with yellow skin. Skin. A green strapless garment.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

In tall blue. And a two. A tall blue crown.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like right on.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we have that?

[Jess Hooker]

He's not in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she wearing a pearl necklace?

[Jess Hooker]

This is where. This is the time that Jason goes and puts his contacts.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, so far we've missed the only three visual things.

[Jess Hooker]

I shouldn't have read this one.

[Chick McGee]

Pearl necklace. She got a pearl necklace.

[Jess Hooker]

Images of the find went viral where users were quick to point out out that the painting bears an uncanny resemblance. Resemblance to the beloved Simpsons character. So there you go.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Got the high blue.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like the beehive.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't know how to say homie in.

[Jess Hooker]

You can.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you do oh in Egyptian?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, Homie.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jason, we're look, we want to see the Marge Simpson look alike thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's on a giant casket.

[Tom Griswold]

Next time time your dump better.

[Chick McGee]

He was actually picking up. I think your bagels and donuts is.

[Tom Griswold]

Why, Jason, you're a hero. I apologize.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. Look at it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, it's obviously not dead on, but it's sort. There's sort of a gull Gulliver's Travels. Things going on where it looks like the Lilliputians are tying the corpse to.

[Josh Arnold]

The top of the casket.

[Chick McGee]

They really had trouble driving drawing feet in those days, huh?

[Jess Hooker]

Or if that's what the feet looked like. You don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Tadpoles, tongs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it does look like. It looks like the corpse was run over by a steamroller. There's not a lot of the quality of the drawing. Well, it leaves a lot to be.

[Chick McGee]

Desired, but now that's someone who can't draw. Why did they do that? Is that the best artist they had back then?

[Jess Hooker]

They're. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's a. That's awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's fine.

[Chick McGee]

It's half assed at best.

[Josh Arnold]

And aren't hieroglyphics like kind of like emojis?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. The original emojis, I guess. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Drawing stuff. But yeah, the close up of the head, it looks a lot like Marge Simpson. It's pretty funny.

[Jess Hooker]

A snowstorm has trapped hundreds of hikers on Mount Everest.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Jess Hooker]

Chinese state media reported the rescuers were helping hikers trapped by heavy snow at tourist campsites at an elevation of 16,000ft.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't believe the story one bit.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. They always say this when there's been a massive yeti attack.

[Josh Arnold]

What's interesting about this is that.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

This really isn't very far up. Exactly. I mean, it's at 16,000ft where the yetis are. And these are. I was reading about this. At first I thought it was people climbing Everest. You know, the going to the summit. And that's for example, that we talked about this last week. That's usually done in the spring, number one. And then remember we had the guy, the Polish adventurer that skied down Everest last week. These are like there's some big Chinese holiday.

[Jess Hooker]

Last weekend about 350 hikers had reached the meeting point in Tingri. Country. Country. The rescuers were in contact with another 200. The snowstorm struck during a week long national holiday in China where many travel at home and abroad.

[Tom Griswold]

Alleged snowstorm.

[Jess Hooker]

Alleged snowstorm.

[Josh Arnold]

So everest is almost 30, 000ft and.

[Tom Griswold]

They know everything about it.

[Jess Hooker]

So you can go half up and.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Josh, I do this thing called reading.

[Chick McGee]

30, 000, 29ft actually. And it keeps changing because you listen.

[Tom Griswold]

To a quarter of that book and claim you've read it twice. I know how you work.

[Chick McGee]

That is how you work.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how many people have climbed Everest this year.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. How many?

[Chick McGee]

Nine. Nine.

[Josh Arnold]

This year, a total of 374 climbers have attempted to summit.

[Chick McGee]

One attempted. How many made? Doesn't say. Well, why would you ask us a question and not have the answer?

[Tom Griswold]

We could have. I got up one day, said, I'm climbing Everest. Look at my passport. It was exposed, expired, so I couldn't go. Was that an attempt?

[Chick McGee]

In my book, you tried to sell it. You're darn right you did.

[Josh Arnold]

But I can't figure out if they've gotten all these people down. There were, as you said, a few hundred hikers, but as. As opposed to mountaineers.

[Chick McGee]

I can. I understand. And I might be wrong. It gets pretty cold up there, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

16,000Ft.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty high still. But it's not.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there a restaurant up there about 16,000ft? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard the food's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No atmosphere.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy, that's rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the build moon joke. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh earlier said he wanted to be. He wanted it steam. Steampunk glasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And evidently a listener prescription has whipped up a pair for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's. AI is terrifying.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that is really.

[Chick McGee]

And that's you wearing steampunk glass?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not as fat as that AI, am I?

[Jess Hooker]

No, that jacket's too small for this man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but all the face.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that jacket made of chocolate?

[Jess Hooker]

No, that. Your face doesn't look like that.

[Chick McGee]

It does color, Tom, and I know.

[Tom Griswold]

That very much looks like it's milk chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

You don't. I know you don't care for the color brown, but that's just brown.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's almost goggles, but not.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Thank you, Steve, for sending.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you have the whole get up or just the glass glasses?

[Tom Griswold]

I just have glasses now.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you have a gear on a top hat like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's steampunk, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Okay. Steampunk looks right up your alley. It's really complicated for no reason.

[Josh Arnold]

I love steam. I'm trying to think of the. There's a recent motion picture that had a bunch of cartoon steampunk stuff in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Cartoon? I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll think of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you wear that stuff to, like, one of the dork festivals you go to?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I just saw the steampunk glasses spirit a couple years ago and went. And they were like four bucks. And I was like, oh, I should just get a pair of These?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Okay. Scientists have developed a way to deliver vaccines in a surprising new way. Through dental floss.

[Tom Griswold]

Floss?

[Jess Hooker]

Floss. Researchers explain that vaccines given by injection produce antibodies in the bloodstream. Flossing, however, produces few antibodies. Bodies in the mycosal surfaces.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure, sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Such as the lining of your nose and your lungs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You don't have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Full of mucus.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Even though those areas are a source for entry for many pathogens, like the flu.

[Chick McGee]

Right. They get right in. So slip in.

[Jess Hooker]

The new technique stimulates the production of antibodies in the surfaces and improves the body's ability to prevent infection.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so this is almost a stronger. What they're saying is the defense is right there as opposed to waiting for it to get into your body.

[Josh Arnold]

But I would contend that.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your contention?

[Josh Arnold]

People lie about flossing more than almost anything.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that your contention?

[Josh Arnold]

When you're at the dentist and they ask about your flossing habits, do you go, I never do it. Or do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I. I've always been honest because of. Why would I lie to the person who knows the most.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

About that. But now I'm a bit. I floss. I. I water pick and floss all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, good for you.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Jess Hooker]

So watch the water pick. I don't like the flow.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just saying get to bed about what, one 32 o' clock in the morning?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

If they're thinking that people are going to floss in lieu of a vaccine, I think we're going to have a lot of toothless hillbillies with polio out there, judging by the popularity of flossing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how do they deliver the transmitters? Oh, oh, yeah, that's a good idea if they're flossing. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, this is like a cool spy.

[Chick McGee]

Tom doesn't know what I'm talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That's a big rumor. The vaccine had transmitters in it. So when they.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a conspiracy theory joke. That's all he's doing, Having some fun.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really ignorant.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's kind of what we toil in, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

That's what I was going for.

[Tom Griswold]

But a spy movie where there's poison floss and so the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that makes as much sense as a cufflink that can shoot bullets.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Couldn't be. It couldn't be from England, though, because judging by the dental hygiene there, no one's ever flossed.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, so there. We'll leave the john Terry.

[Josh Arnold]

Terry Thomas flossing with a standard rope.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Quite a gap there.

[Chick McGee]

Terry. Terry Thomas, everyone. Terry Thomas. Let's just. Just for fun, let's look up Terry Thomas when he dies.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna say late 80s.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

I think 79.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

What's Terry Thomas?

[Chick McGee]

1990. Oh, all right. Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Little life.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember being sad when he died because he was so funny. And it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1911, he's a staunchy old Brit.

[Josh Arnold]

Had a famous Brit with a famous gap in his tongue.

[Chick McGee]

I trust you haven't injured this vehicle in any way.

[Tom Griswold]

He and Milton Burroughs. The fist fight they have, and it's a Mad, mad mad is one of the funniest fights put to film.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, foul, foul.

[Tom Griswold]

They go to both. They both go to punch each other at the same time and they hit fists. It's brilliant.

[Jess Hooker]

I should probably watch that.

[Josh Arnold]

Who are the famous, most famous men with gaps in their teeth? Letterman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Strahan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Michael Strahan. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Porn star Bella Donna was known for her gap in her teeth.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that a sign of high intelligence?

[Jess Hooker]

I thought Madonna has a gift gap.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Not that one.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

But that gap's getting bigger and bigger.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a. There's a new actress that was in White Lotus last season.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the British Sally Buck.

[Tom Griswold]

Turd related to.

[Jess Hooker]

AA Buckturd.

[Chick McGee]

I see, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, coming up, weird fetishes in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not weird, just fetishes.

[Chick McGee]

Fetishes.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom trying to teach you to be more acceptable.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there are people out there to go, oh, oh. Oh, my gosh. He. He has a. A girl and they had babies. Oh, that's gross.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind. What would you do is gross?

[Chick McGee]

What kind of fetish is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't feel so good to be judged.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Does it? Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Trust me. How you can't measure how much I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for you.

[Chick McGee]

Just because you're. You feel left out about the. The vaccine and they're putting whatever you.

[Tom Griswold]

There are probably people who have a fetish for, like, getting shots. Really turns them on.

[Chick McGee]

Poke me with needles many, many times.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at how he's looking mean.

[Josh Arnold]

They want to get shots on purpose.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All the shots.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And all the trans with.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, with actual medicine in them.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I don't know. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe just saline.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you do that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't hurt.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

It feels the same as any other shot.

[Chick McGee]

That's part of it. Depends on how. Depends on how big the needle is.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, have you ever had to give someone who was not a nurse or a physician shots?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Because I have two.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. A home health care will come in and train someone that lives in the house and they teach you how to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, I'm doing it right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I had to give Kelly shots during her pregnancy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot beef injections.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you get that baby. You get that baby out of there. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna really regret. But. But every time I would do it, I would somehow do it wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was kind of a. Oh, yeah. Analogous to my life.

[Chick McGee]

Do it wrong. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, we have, as I said, weird fetishes and weird, weird chewing gum news of all things.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a big chewing gum gum?

[Josh Arnold]

I never was, but now I have to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes. It helps with your ear pumping.

[Josh Arnold]

I have an ear issue.

[Chick McGee]

He always remember his cancer doctor and the cowboy hat. And now his doctor told him he has to chew gum. And none of. He just likes to chew gum.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. You've known me a long time. I never chew.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he's not a gum.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I have to do it. I have to have it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually one time you mentioned shower gum. You said you chewed gum in the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do.

[Jess Hooker]

He always chews gum in our staff meeting, too.

[Chick McGee]

That's so odd. You. You chew gum in the shower.

[Tom Griswold]

I always assumed you were chewing gum at the staff meeting so you wouldn't be biting your tongue. So in frustration and anger, you bite.

[Chick McGee]

It off and fall out.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Add to or continue the conversation, Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thousand dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Jess Hooker at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

No wonder we can't get any of the stuff we need because Jason's waiting on Josh bringing him food.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Jason. Not food.

[Chick McGee]

A cup of coffee with a donut in it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a donut to me.

[Chick McGee]

Ready for dunking?

[Tom Griswold]

There is no he. Jason was eating a donut. I'm getting a cup of coffee.

[Chick McGee]

He. Actually, Tommy, he's eating one of your donuts.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I will talk to him.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Tom. We have a special guest joining us in the studio.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the Hanson young, Quinn Schlegel.

[Chick McGee]

Way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been wondering if it was Schlegel or Schlegel. Quinn.

[Quinn Schlegel]

It's Schlegel.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Of course it's Schlegel. He's trying.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, nice to meet you.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Nice to meet you, too. It's Irish Catholic. I've been gambling and drinking since I was seven.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Schlegel, good to see you. Man of a certain age, I'm guessing.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody's a certain age.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going 29.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to go 28.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I'm 29 this year in December, so that's dead on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, 28 years old, I think. You had. You had Warren's help on that, I bet.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, Warren doesn't know him. We just think he looks like him.

[Chick McGee]

I thought Warren did know him. No, he does look like Warren.

[Josh Arnold]

Creepy young Greg.

[Tom Griswold]

Warren is who we're talking about.

[Jess Hooker]

It's good. It's good.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I'll take it then. Yeah, that's fine. As long as you're not calling me ugly early in the morning.

[Jess Hooker]

As long as you don't have his personality, you're fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Now, are you a single guy? Married guy? What's happening?

[Quinn Schlegel]

I'm married. So we've been together since high school for like 13 years.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Quinn Schlegel]

So how long you been married?

[Josh Arnold]

Married to her?

[Quinn Schlegel]

Four years, actually. Married. You know, which means it's getting boring in the bedroom now. Not her fault, my fault. You know, I don't have bde. I don't know if you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a big D. Energy.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Yeah, yeah, it's. It's lde.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Like I have. What would Jesus do? Dong. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

And it's. It's missionary, in case you're wondering. Every time. Yeah, we've been trying to do something about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you getting more adventurous? Are you?

[Quinn Schlegel]

Yeah, yeah. So we, you know, I'm not ashamed to say it. We went out and I got. I think every Kobe needs a shack.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

You know what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So you bought some assistance.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Yeah, yeah. And it's gotten better. You know, she doesn't know about it, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what do you mean?

[Quinn Schlegel]

No, I'm just kidding. We both use it. Guys, chill out.

[Jess Hooker]

It's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Are you a.

[Josh Arnold]

You live in an apartment or a. Or a house?

[Quinn Schlegel]

Yeah, so actually we just recently built up in Pendleton, Indiana.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Just north and Is that a suburb?

[Tom Griswold]

Y type area?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Well, you'd think it'd be nice like the suburbs. I'm a mile and a half down from a waffle House. So nice. I'm not complaining about it. Like they say, grandma's cooking is great. If you've ever had a felon threaten to curb stomp you while making. Making your hash browns, it's just as good. It's not love, but it Is made with hate, you know, and it gets you through the day.

[Chick McGee]

So what's your. What's your Waffle House order, Tom? You like them smothered and covered?

[Tom Griswold]

This would be hash browns.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I've only been there once.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's cheese and onions and kench.

[Tom Griswold]

You can get them all kinds of things. Diced jalapeno gravy.

[Jess Hooker]

Who were you there with at a Waffle House?

[Tom Griswold]

You've been alone?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, It's a long story. I had to drive to Texas because I couldn't fly because I had eye surgery.

[Chick McGee]

How many times have we had to put up with. He. He drove to Texas one time in his life and we've heard about this story. You asked me. And the far and the far off weird places he visited while he was Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom was upset because he went to the Waffle House and they didn't have pancakes.

[Quinn Schlegel]

It is a Waffle House.

[Chick McGee]

That's what. That's what we all do. Tried to say.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I'm an advocate for diversity and.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought perhaps they would have breakfast stuff. No, I was. It's a.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ask him for a pancake? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I was astonished that they didn't have them. What I was in. Actually, it was in. Technically, I was in Arkansas.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Tom, you're going to think this is. They actually have a place called the Pancake House.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'd been driving there and ask for.

[Quinn Schlegel]

As for waffles, he did.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd been driving for whatever, 15 hours.

[Chick McGee]

You're an agitator. That's what you are.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just tired. Wanted something to eat. And I'm. I'm not opposed to waffles. I.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you are.

[Josh Arnold]

I just prefer pancakes.

[Chick McGee]

As a matter of fact. We had a deal. Somebody would make us waffles every day. And you put it. Not only wouldn't you have a waffle, you made them stop doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask you if. If they had said, all right, this guy's gonna be trouble. Let's just go ahead and make him some pancakes. And they had just made pancakes out of the waffle batter. Jess, would the average. Because Jess Quinn is a great cook. Would the average person know?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

My mom would make biscuits with Bisquick and she also made pancakes with Bisquick.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The biscuits tasted like biscuits and the pancakes tasted like pancakes.

[Josh Arnold]

How did you.

[Tom Griswold]

She do it?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I think it's. I think it's what the accessories are with the side items. You've got syrup and you've got jam, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I know. At the Waffle House, instead of them putting pepper on things, they just take the cigarette and flick the ash.

[Josh Arnold]

That might be the key to the flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't it? Don't you love it?

[Quinn Schlegel]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You love the waffle.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll have to go back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man. It's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have more than one kind of waffle waffle?

[Tom Griswold]

You can get different things, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You can get all kinds of. They have one of those. Don't they have one of those trays with all the different syrups on it and stuff? Or is that the pancake?

[Tom Griswold]

That's more of the ihop.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I don't like that. Maple syrup only.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I don't need boys and berries.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Blueberry syrup? No, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, we're speaking with our guest. He is the young comedian quinn Schlegel. And Mr. Schlegel is a married guy. Married four years. Do you have any kids?

[Quinn Schlegel]

We actually just found out that we are pregnant.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh. Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Quinn Schlegel]

A couple weeks short of finding out what the gender is, you know, I just hope it's mine.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you gonna find out?

[Quinn Schlegel]

Yeah, we will. I think we'll figure it out. We're kind of 50, 50 on the fence about it, but I feel like I'm talking too progressively all the time. I'm like, he, she, they.

[Chick McGee]

Them.

[Quinn Schlegel]

It when you're referring to the baby. And it's a lot easier if you can just say it's a boy or a girl.

[Josh Arnold]

So I think we're also easier to paint the room.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Yeah, absolutely. And I told her it doesn't matter what colors we pick because as long as it's Bengals one wall, Pacers, the other reds, the other pretty. And she wasn't having it.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Quinn, does your wife also work or is she.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Yeah, she's a teacher, so she deals with kids all day, which is great.

[Josh Arnold]

She still wants to have one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She must not. She must not teach middle school, right?

[Quinn Schlegel]

No, she's elementary. And names. Picking out names has been ridiculous because every single kid she's had in her class, if I say a name, she goes, no, I can't stand that kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Quinn Schlegel]

The way that teachers talk about kids outside of the classroom, like, when you're little, you're like, these teachers can do no wrong. You see them out in Walmart, and it's like, Kind of freak.

[Chick McGee]

You're like.

[Quinn Schlegel]

You actually go out in public, right? You see the kids, and then you get at Sid's Bar and Grill with a bunch of teachers on a Friday night, and you're like. You people educate our children. That can't be right.

[Josh Arnold]

They deserve extra booze, and that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll check in with you and find out more about what's going on in your life. Coming up. Also, we have weird fetishes. I'm not suggesting, Quinn, that you might have one.

[Chick McGee]

We have fetishes coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

He can't help himself but be judgmental.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't yuck someone's yum.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that phrase, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

Do you hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

She said don't yuck someone's yum.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What does that mean?

[Jess Hooker]

Means don't. Don't shame or don't make anybody feel bad about the things that they like.

[Chick McGee]

Don't yuck someone's yum.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna yuck a couple of these.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you go yuck yourself and we'll take care of this.

[Chick McGee]

And if this is the way you yuck, you're wrong. You're just yucking wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You want to know what acrotomophilia is?

[Chick McGee]

That's a height. Is it? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Strong sexual interest in amputees.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, Tom, that's a rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I don't want to yuck your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

[Chick McGee]

That was. You were going to say? Yuck your foot.

[Josh Arnold]

I forgot that. What is the joke?

[Tom Griswold]

Yuck your yum.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry. Yuck your yum. I was.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a joke. It's a. It's a credo that you should live by from now on.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text, or email.

[Josh Arnold]

Get all.

[Chick McGee]

All the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Plumbing. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. That's Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom, welcome our comedian guest, handsome young man.

[Josh Arnold]

Quinn Schlegel is our guest. Mr. Schlegel is about to be a dad. His wife is due. And you don't know the gender yet?

[Quinn Schlegel]

Not quite, no. We'll figure out here in four or five weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you won't figure it out, though. To the technician, it's like. It's like. It's like looking.

[Chick McGee]

It's not fair at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. I've been. I've been to enough of these ultrasounds. It's like looking at the Cuyahoga river underwater. Or you see this, like, vague shape. So, yeah, there's. You can see there's the heart valve.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. But now it's like a. Just like a regular picture. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you can. You can ultrasound upgrade to a 3D ultrasound. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Those creep me out. Yeah, they're under glass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the technicians are amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

They can see stuff that we can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Properly trained. And they have the.

[Chick McGee]

You know what they do? They have. They have the gel that they put on your belly for those. And they also do it when. Ultrasound for your heart anyway. When they have a heater built into the ultrasound machine where they place the gel. That event just slowly heats up the gel.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like a lube warmer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's. It's a lube warmer, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

How handy.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps you enjoy some lube in the bedroom. Possibly.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you?

[Chick McGee]

Because you're so large for some of the tighter orifi. You know what we're trying to say. Guest, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

He's laughing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I would love to know your happy.

[Chick McGee]

That he's not happy that he's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Involved in this conversation.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna go classic KY or what are you doing over there? Spit. You spit in your head.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they say petroleum jelly will actually eat through the condom?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, what's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Petroleum jelly or condom?

[Chick McGee]

Quinn, Tom has seven kids.

[Josh Arnold]

So sorry. And you and the Mrs. When are you due? Did you.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Did you march? Did you. Do you have seven kids? Really? Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you how it works later.

[Quinn Schlegel]

No wonder he didn't know what a condom was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

You have any names?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently he doesn't know what a small of a back is either.

[Quinn Schlegel]

No names.

[Chick McGee]

No name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you? Yeah, but you know, exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

My life is there. To put a fishing analogy, Josh's sexual life is like a pale lake.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I throw out some money and I catch something every time.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's move forward here. So let's. We've established that you're gonna be a dad.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fair question. You don't. A yes or no question.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Yes, I will be a dad.

[Josh Arnold]

The yes or no question is do you have a Name picked out.

[Quinn Schlegel]

We do not yet. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I'm still figuring out whether I should be a good dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it is kind of a choice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

You said be a dad. Yes. Good one. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I was just looking like Dennis Rodman, you know, Not a great dad, but his daughter, Trinity, number one scorer for usa.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Hell of a soccer player, right? Harry Potter, Orphan. No parents. Greatest wizard of all time. Draco. Two loving parents. Worked for Voldemort nerds out there.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Quinn Schlegel]

Jared the subway guy. Parents are still happily married to this day.

[Josh Arnold]

You raise a good. He raised a good point.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe being a bad parent is the way to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

It's not that I don't love my wife. I'm just not going to be there for 18 years so that my kids are stud. Going for scholarships, not accountants.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, clearly you've had some activities in the bedroom. Not to get too personal here, but clearly we now have our. Our list of weird fetishes I wanted to go over.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

And what's the thing you say? Don't yuck up my.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't yuck my yum.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't yuck my yum.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, yeah. Which meaning don't shame or don't put down what I'm into.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's stupid.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. You live the exact opposite life of that saying.

[Josh Arnold]

It's because. Because I've been educated to have a critical eye for things that aren't fun.

[Chick McGee]

Everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. You want to yuck this one for me, please?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Let's see what some of these are here.

[Jess Hooker]

Let's yum.

[Josh Arnold]

I may be pronouncing many of these incorrectly, of course. A basiophilia.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, what do we got?

[Chick McGee]

That's got to be a feature. Fish putting a fish on your penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Sexual attraction to people with impaired mobility.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are we starting with these? You don't have to be.

[Chick McGee]

Can you not.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Differently abled ones. Okay, Skip them.

[Chick McGee]

You realize that with. With radio. And I know we're on YouTube as well, but they can't really see what you're going to read, so you don't have to. No one.

[Tom Griswold]

That one. No one will say.

[Chick McGee]

No one would know what Basse Ophelia was.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you yucking the yum of someone who's only attracted to people with orthopedic appliances and ramps? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Let'S get to some of the fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, here's. This one's kind of fun.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. I don't know how to pronounce this. Cacophop. Feelia. Wait a minute. Cocophalia. Cocophilia.

[Chick McGee]

Is that sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Is it? I like watching somebody yell, bang your partner.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, but that's the way I pronounce it. That's a very good guess. It means attracted to loud or unpleasant sounds.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, cacophony.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I hear your farts? That kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry. Sorry. I don't want to yuck your yum.

[Chick McGee]

Can I hear your. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't. What else? What other. So, hey. Hey, the neighbor's using the leaf blower. I really want to have sex during that.

[Quinn Schlegel]

It's just getting intimate during a Juggalo concert. That's what that is. You can just say it. It's any heavy metal band that you went into a porta potty on, you know, like, that's just unpleasant sound.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, how about this one? This is really hard to pronounce. Coerloaf. Coerophilia.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a strong intersexual interest in clowns.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody have that?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody has it. They named it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I meant, could you imagine you go home with a guy. Well, I know. Chicken. But when you win and you. And you put. And he's like, hey, can you put these clown feet on? Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You know why you put this wig on?

[Tom Griswold]

My partner's a squirter. Oh, really? Really? Yeah, yeah. The flower on his lapel.

[Josh Arnold]

And you didn't want to go over these weird fetishes.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been begging for this all morning.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna need you to honk my horn. Yeah, no, seriously, not that.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, the horn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, please.

[Josh Arnold]

The horn.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was not a euphemism.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. You know, they're people that dress up in full clown makeup.

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course.

[Jess Hooker]

For that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

So here's the thing.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I've never tried it, and I'm a big. Like, don't knock it till you try it.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Probably gonna go home and get my pregnant wife pregnant again. I don't know how that works, but.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm the opposite of that.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe that's why you're so reserved, because you're afraid you would really love one of these weird things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's probably the next one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Fornophilia.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell us about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Stud attracted to turning a human being into a piece of furniture.

[Chick McGee]

Now, that's furna.

[Tom Griswold]

Phill Leatherface sort of had that. Leatherface would make lamps.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God. Can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he was very. You should see his finger bowls. Ah, don't look at the footstool though.

[Josh Arnold]

This all day or this next one. It's very possible that someone in this room has this one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And it's. It's not your first guess. I don't think you'll get it. Gargalophilia.

[Tom Griswold]

Gargallophilia.

[Chick McGee]

Attraction to statues.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's a good guess. Gargoyles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Yeah, that is a good. Yeah, that's. That's what I thought you might guess. But it's sexual arousal. Muzzle. From tickling someone or from being tickled?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have this. Anybody.

[Chick McGee]

I do not.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not ticklish anywhere, so.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that seems less weird than cutting someone up and turning them into a.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, it is.

[Chick McGee]

End table credenza.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way. I'm not ticklish has got to be one of the number one things said by somebody with a tickle fetish.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Try, go ahead, try.

[Chick McGee]

Followed up.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Jess Hooker]

A creepy guy reacts.

[Chick McGee]

I'm honestly, I've never been able to have an orgasm. I don't know what it is. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

You could keep trying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, next one. Wow. I'm not. Again, I apologize. I'm probably not pronouncing any of these correctly. Hierophilia. It's H I E R. Maybe Herophilia. Sexual attraction to religious objects.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

That gets another one.

[Jess Hooker]

We could have skipped.

[Tom Griswold]

That gets disturbing, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

But again, you're yucking your yum. Don't yuck my yum. Sorry, padre. You can't find your.

[Chick McGee]

Can't find your cross, Padres. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

This is sick.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do with that? I mean, what if you have that? What do you do?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You spent a lot of time at the religious store, I would imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a. This one. The name makes sense. Macrophilia is sexual attraction to giants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I get that a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of get that.

[Chick McGee]

Really big. Ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you mean you. You don't have it. You mean you, you, you. You understand it?

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of do. Like if the 50 foot woman pulls this roof off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And was like, I'm taking one of you to make love to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay with that?

[Tom Griswold]

And. And everybody was terrified. I'd go, I'll take one for the team.

[Chick McGee]

A 50 foot woman. Not like just 6ft, but a 50 foot tall.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that what we're talking about? Or are we talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's the famous movie, the attack of a 50 foot woman. And then they made a sequel not too long ago. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

They made a remake in the 90s.

[Josh Arnold]

Or remake them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, with what's her. Darryl Hannah. Yeah. Yeah. See a giant Daryl Hannah walks up. I'm stealing you to make love to. There are worst ways to go. Aren't the heart there?

[Chick McGee]

What if you. Well, you. You'd have to go in, right? Your whole body, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What if you get lost in there?

[Tom Griswold]

I would trust her to either like have some sort of rope tied to my ankles.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Would you take a flashlight?

[Josh Arnold]

You've given this a lot of thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I may have it. I may be a microphiliac or macrophilia. Micros. Discussing peripheral.

[Chick McGee]

Don't label me with those micro.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone's gonna get hurt.

[Chick McGee]

He's leaving breadcrumbs in there so he can get out.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a few more of these to get to. Plus we're hanging out with our visitor, Quinn Schlage Schlegel. Young handsome man about to be a dad.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ever going to stop saying Quinn Schlegel? Are you just going to say it just in a normal way?

[Tom Griswold]

I would argue Jess Hooker has macrophilia. Who's one of your biggest turn ons? Your celebrity crushes?

[Jess Hooker]

Shaquille o'. Neal.

[Tom Griswold]

Shaquille o'.

[Chick McGee]

Neal.

[Tom Griswold]

It's because he's giant and would pick.

[Jess Hooker]

You up and I'm gonna slide out of my chair.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I think every lady that marries an NFL lineman has a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Like that's true. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know that you got a big shack thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, oh, you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever seen him up close?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I haven't. But there's a pizza place near my town that has one of his shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. So I. I was.

[Jess Hooker]

I go there for lunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? I was right next to him.

[Chick McGee]

He is.

[Tom Griswold]

Will you serve soup? And that's.

[Chick McGee]

He is bigger than you can possibly believe. I think we do somewhere.

[Quinn Schlegel]

You know what they say about big shoes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Large feet.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Headlines and more yucking your yum, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're a 50 foot woman out there, send us a picture.

[Chick McGee]

Okay?

[Josh Arnold]

We'd love to hear from you. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We've got a comedy boy here in the studio. Hey, comedy boy. Comedy boy.

[Josh Arnold]

We're joined by the handsome young man. His name is Quinn Schlegel. Did I do it fast enough? What did I say?

[Tom Griswold]

Slegl.

[Josh Arnold]

Damn it.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that's why I was slowing down, because I was doing it when I was. I got it right when I was. It's spelled Schlegal.

[Tom Griswold]

Not really.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not. It's spelled schlegel.

[Josh Arnold]

Schlegel. B with an a.

[Chick McGee]

And this is what I always get the maddest at you about. It's his name. He can pronounce it Smith if he wants.

[Josh Arnold]

You can spell it wrong then.

[Quinn Schlegel]

If it makes it any easier, my real name's Robert Emmett Schlegel.

[Chick McGee]

V. That does. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Quinn come from.

[Quinn Schlegel]

So quintuplets is Latin for the fifth. And there was already a Rob Robbie. That's cool nickname.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Josh and I can argue about that crappy song, Quinn the Eskimo.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it. Love, Quinn the Eskimo song. A chick's a fan too.

[Josh Arnold]

Not because you're here, Quinn, but just because we were doing it. We're doing them weird fetishes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, at least you explained it.

[Tom Griswold]

Quinn, do you have any fetishes?

[Quinn Schlegel]

Pregnant women. Right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Very quick, once again, if you're just joining us, his wife is pregnant. Although. Any other pregnant ladies out there?

[Chick McGee]

If you like it, come on over.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that a normal thing when your wife's pregnant? Like, you're just. Yeah, right. She's extra sexy or.

[Quinn Schlegel]

No, they weren't attractive prior to, like. I was like, oh, pregnant women. Because that is like a fetish for some people. And then when my wife got pregnant, other pregnant women that I see, I'm like, oh, yeah, she is attractive. What was I thinking about the whole time?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a category in the world of erotic video cinema?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it is. Of course it is. Of course it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can get pregnant porn.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I remember being in. Oh, this is a good song.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Does it have a message?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Change the channel is the message.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a case of somebody doing a cover. Way better than the original Bob Dylan. No, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me man for Manatee.

[Josh Arnold]

You were saying?

[Tom Griswold]

I was in college and I had a course and there was a pregnant girl in the class and I couldn't believe how attractive she was. Like there was something else. And as the semester went on, she got more and more pregnant.

[Josh Arnold]

Glowing, as it usually happens.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

You're exactly right. Just glowing.

[Jess Hooker]

And man, a pregnancy glow is a very real thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And do you. Do you think there's anything chemical? Sort of pheromone?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. 100%. Yeah. The hormones change and. Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So we were just getting inundated because I sat nearer.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And it was a sex class.

[Chick McGee]

You don't make a hormone to. Don't you, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't pay her.

[Chick McGee]

No, pay with a check.

[Josh Arnold]

How about this one?

[Tom Griswold]

How about this?

[Josh Arnold]

This is an easy one.

[Chick McGee]

Would you ever tell us if you had a fetish?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, he's into something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's into something.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure it could be anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, it's not this next one.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Nasolingus.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's something about the nose.

[Tom Griswold]

When you go down under a space shuttle. That's nasalingus, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Now, Houston, we got a problem. Hey, Now, I thought it'd be funny if I was a country and western astronaut.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick's the winner of this one. It's arousal. To sucking on a partner's nose.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Whoa. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I like it. I like sucking on a nose, is what the person says.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe get some boogies.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

What.

[Quinn Schlegel]

What is that? The bigger the schn, the better. How does that work? Rate of nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Like it's porn.

[Chick McGee]

To her.

[Tom Griswold]

Cyra de Bergerac.

[Chick McGee]

Bigger the schnauz, the bigger the Pinocchio.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the old joke? Lie to me.

[Chick McGee]

Lie to me.

[Josh Arnold]

How about this one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Entomophilia.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell us about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Attraction to insects.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, man. I'm glad you said insects.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's.

[Chick McGee]

Now there's a category.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Look at the legs on that spider. Yeah, how that works.

[Josh Arnold]

Like you say, look at the legs on my sister.

[Tom Griswold]

Do all eight of those go all the way up?

[Josh Arnold]

So, entomophilia. Attraction to insects. So what do you do with that? Get the crabs and be happy. That's one thing.

[Chick McGee]

I've never been more turned on in my life.

[Jess Hooker]

You pour bugs on her?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Watching reruns of Fear.

[Chick McGee]

Fact. I was gonna say, man. Oh, this is my favorite one. This is the roach one.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to watch the last story in Creep Show?

[Chick McGee]

Where?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I think we'll close it off on this one.

[Jess Hooker]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

And again, I. I apologize. I don't know how to pronounce any of these.

[Chick McGee]

Just do it. It doesn't matter.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to get a letter being graded. I don't want to get a letter from some. You pronounce gallopilia right.

[Chick McGee]

Strong is giving.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. Decryphilia.

[Tom Griswold]

Decryphilia.

[Josh Arnold]

Or dac. Or it might be dacry. Draca. Dracophilia.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, this is embarrassing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you learn how to wish you were?

[Josh Arnold]

It's deriving sexual pleasure from watching someone crying.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad I don't have that.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I normally do the crying after the sex.

[Josh Arnold]

That much. That much disappointment. That was the voice of Quinn Schlegel, and he's going to. Did I get it wrong again?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Quinn. Quinn, Hang on a second.

[Quinn Schlegel]

That's okay. Just invite me back next time. So you can get it. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just gonna make this, Turn this E into an A. I have a. There we go. Quinn Schlagel's here in the studio with us.

[Tom Griswold]

A fetish for crying women.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom, that's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, honey, you want to watch Steel Magnolias again? Yeah. I bet you do.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I'm wondering if that crying is. Never mind.

[Jess Hooker]

Self inflicted.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Or yeah, physically.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that's, that's all. Okay, enough, enough. Enough of that. Let's move forward. What's happening at the, at the side, like insurance News desk. We got Lego going on over there.

[Jess Hooker]

We were just talking about bugs. A Michelin star restaurant in Copenhagen is serving up an ancient recipe for yogurt.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Made of ants.

[Tom Griswold]

Ant yogurt.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. According to the news blog, some Greek family.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Uncle Tim and Aunt Yogurt will be there. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The unusual menu items at the restaurant known as Alchemy follow a study from Danish scientist who revived a near forgotten recipe that uses ants to kickstart the fermentation process that turns milk into yolk yogurt.

[Josh Arnold]

So there's not, I don't understand ants in it necessarily.

[Jess Hooker]

The research team collaborated with chefs at the restaurant to create dishes including, including yogurt, ice cream sandwiches, mascarpone, like cheeses, and cocktails clarified with a milk wash inspired by ant yogurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, here's a picture of it. And there, There are ants in it.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Floating around.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do they kind of stick? Is that the idea that they're. If they start the fermenting process?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Or are they helping? Do they excrete something?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if this photograph is correct, then it looks like a nice. What is it called? A Turin tureen, Whatever that your dessert comes in.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that thing we eat in?

[Josh Arnold]

Very ramekin or something.

[Chick McGee]

A bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but it's one of those special. In any event, it's got ants sprinkled on top of it.

[Quinn Schlegel]

We need to check the Michelin star people for fetishes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

You remember when a restaurant could get a star for like a good steak? Steak back in the day. It's like we're getting more and more extreme. It's like the Internet on here. We're trying to take the bar up every time. I don't want to eat ants. No, Nobody does steak.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it like rice pudding?

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh, I love rice pudding. But I, I, one of the reasons I love it is because I know it's not ants.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tapioca Looks like it should be ants.

[Tom Griswold]

And frog eye pudding.

[Chick McGee]

What's frog eye pudding?

[Tom Griswold]

Tapioca.

[Chick McGee]

I've always heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Because those little bubbles. Frog eye pudding.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, did we get to our gum strike story?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

This is kind of interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Chewing gum.

[Josh Arnold]

Chewing gum or sort.

[Chick McGee]

No, you. You said you chew gum in the shower. You weird guy, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes when I. When I wake up, you get that awful morning mouth feel.

[Chick McGee]

So do you have a pack of gum in the shower?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I have a pack of gum in my closet. I walk in there and he answered.

[Tom Griswold]

It with a weirder thing, but acted like it was obvious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I keep my.

[Tom Griswold]

I keep my gum in the closet, you weirdo.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I keep my gum.

[Jess Hooker]

He was gonna say in. In his toothbrush drawer.

[Chick McGee]

So I keep my gum in the refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

My closet. In my closet. I have. I have a walk in closet. I've got a whole section that has a gum section.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Like accessories and things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, you mean like your watches?

[Tom Griswold]

He's like a New York City bodega. Let me get a copy of People and.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, good morning, Mr. Griswold. How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

I asked you not to.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning. How are.

[Josh Arnold]

I asked you not to park my BMW.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what, mister. Go slow night here in the bodega.

[Jess Hooker]

What's your gum?

[Chick McGee]

So glad to see you.

[Jess Hooker]

What's your gum flavor?

[Chick McGee]

Juicy Fruit. I bet it's something ancient like blackjack.

[Josh Arnold]

Got it right here.

[Chick McGee]

Teaber.

[Josh Arnold]

Extra sweet watermelon.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one. Yeah, that's good.

[Jess Hooker]

Extra sweet. Oh, no, it's extra.

[Josh Arnold]

Extra is the name of the gum.

[Chick McGee]

Horrible name.

[Josh Arnold]

Watermelon.

[Chick McGee]

Hammer.

[Josh Arnold]

But I was never a gum chewer. I have to do it because post heart surgery, my. For whatever reason, the only lingering effect was my ear. My right ear closes up all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's what he heard. But what did the doctor say?

[Chick McGee]

I have no idea. So interesting. It could have been a background noise from the tv.

[Josh Arnold]

The worst thing after my heart surgery, of all the things, was one day, both my ears, they were closed up. And it was so painful, Willie had to drive me to the doctor. And he said after a while they forgot chew gum and that stops it right away. So I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Look, Willie, there's nothing wrong with him, but we're going to tell him to, I don't know, chew gum.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but listen to this. This is an interesting news story about gum.

[Jess Hooker]

Scientists say the flu could one day be diagnosed using chewing gum. Oh, the key to the new diagnostic tool is the sensor molecule.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

A natural substance found in time.

[Tom Griswold]

In time. Oh, oh, I see. The spice.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And a virus specific sugar building block.

[Chick McGee]

What about parsley? What about rosemary? What about sage?

[Jess Hooker]

That's not in this story.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

When the sensors come into contact with the active influenza viruses in a person's saliva, the release of tymol creating a recognizable taste in the the mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're chewing the gum. If it tastes the way you're instructed, you'll know you got the flu.

[Chick McGee]

What? Yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I'm not falling for this trick. I've seen Willy Wonka. I know when you turn big and blue and get rolled away by them. Yeah, I'm not doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. This is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's diagnostic gum. They've got it for all kinds of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

They already have flu tests.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I was gonna say, how do they test for the flu? Ra right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a swab.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

What's the difference between that and gum? It's just going in your mouth.

[Jess Hooker]

It says this is easy and inexpensive and detects infection within minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Wrigley says tumor mint.

[Tom Griswold]

Wriggles. Tumor mint.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Tumor mint Gum.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get the. You get the double mint Twins to come out of retirement?

[Josh Arnold]

They've got. They've got the baseball and big league flu.

[Tom Griswold]

Big League flu I like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Big League flu is good.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you love Big League Chew? I do. I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Developed by the great Jim Bouton.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the great love Big League Chew.

[Chick McGee]

He was a drunk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hate the annoying womanizer.

[Chick McGee]

Just an awful person.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a great guy. Oh, great.

[Chick McGee]

Jim Bouton.

[Josh Arnold]

Go see the. You. There's a great Robert Altman movie. He's one of the stars of Josh. I thought you'd know better.

[Chick McGee]

Which is. Which movie is Jim Baltimore? Bouton barely in. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the stars.

[Josh Arnold]

Elliot Gold. Jim Bouton.

[Tom Griswold]

What, the Long Goodbye. Yeah, yeah, I.

[Josh Arnold]

He plays Terry somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I don't want to get.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to give it away.

[Chick McGee]

You're a Jim Bouton fan, I heard. And you don't even remember what his part was?

[Josh Arnold]

Terry Malloy or something.

[Chick McGee]

I forget. You said he starred in it. Why isn't it called the Terry Malloy Story?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you kind of. Don't you kind of know you have the flu without having to chew gum?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you do.

[Josh Arnold]

But what fun.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want the death defying one for kids.

[Jess Hooker]

They're now working to incorporate the sensors into gum or lollipops that could be mass produced.

[Chick McGee]

Who loves you, baby? Here.

[Jess Hooker]

As someone who's worked in a school, I think that if you had these in the nurses station, you could call home and say, hey, your kid has the flu. I have a positive test, come get them. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, like the big red tonsil pencils.

[Chick McGee]

Stop.

[Josh Arnold]

They could tell you.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you. Why do you talk every time just crap comes out of your mouth?

[Josh Arnold]

Because you are.

[Chick McGee]

Stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

How about.

[Chick McGee]

This is a stretch. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

How about emphysema diagnosing candy cigarettes?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, looks like you got it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, well, Lloyd, you got emphysema. The candy cigarettes you're chewing are indicating.

[Chick McGee]

You still can get candy cigarettes, can't you? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think you have to go online. They don't really have.

[Jess Hooker]

I think Jason has some fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you give this out for Halloween this year? Think the neighbors would be upset? All right, I might.

[Chick McGee]

Who gave these, man?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, each kid gets a pack of candy cigars.

[Chick McGee]

Happy Halloween. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we used to get the bubble gum cigars.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Yeah, I think they.

[Tom Griswold]

They still have, but they're in like pink and blue and you know, they're for like when your kid is born.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have a green one? Just, you know, I wish they had like a brown.

[Tom Griswold]

Like it looked like an actual turd. No, like Youiliac.

[Chick McGee]

I'm turned on my poop.

[Tom Griswold]

Please, I just want to smoke poop.

[Chick McGee]

I just want to be around.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, this is some real good. Okay, I'm sorry, what were you doing over there?

[Chick McGee]

I was doing telling you about Raycon. And this is from Sandy. I listen to your show every day. First time emailer. I just got my Raycon earbuds. I was able to connect to my phone, my TV and my tablet. I am not a techie, but it was so easy to do. Do. Thank you, Chick. You are wonderful. You are great. You're the best thing on the Bob and Tom show. Chick, it's you.

[Josh Arnold]

Why aren't you looking at the page as you're reading?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what? Yeah, you got a great radio show there. I will keep using the products you recommend.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Sandy.

[Chick McGee]

Not a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Sandy could be a girl. Or a boy with a very girly name.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. And we don't want to yuck on her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Raycons everyday earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see Tommy just now? It was the grossest thing I've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

He reached in with his left hand and pulled a booger out of his.

[Tom Griswold]

He is corkscrewing a wadded kleenex.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. As he always does.

[Josh Arnold]

I happen to have the worst thing that you can get in life.

[Chick McGee]

We got a big boogie up there.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I have a zit on the inside of my nose.

[Tom Griswold]

He's right. That is one of the worst things that can.

[Josh Arnold]

So painful that is.

[Tom Griswold]

That hurts.

[Chick McGee]

You know what will take your mind off a pain inside a nose?

[Josh Arnold]

You. You asked me and I'm telling you.

[Tom Griswold]

I did interrupt.

[Chick McGee]

Sit inside a note. It's your Raycon everyday classic. They've been upgraded again. 10 minutes gives you 90 minutes of playtime on the old charger. 32 hour battery life. They have awareness mode. Perfect when you're out walking your doggy. And they have active noise cancellation and multipoint connectivity. Go to buyraycon.com Tom and this is your very special deal. 20% off the everyday earbuds classic and everything on the website. That's buyraycon.com Tom. 20% off. Off. Go ahead, boogie. What do you got?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Thank you very much. When we come back, we'll be visiting with our guest Quinn Schlegel.

[Chick McGee]

Yay.

[Josh Arnold]

Young Quinn about to become a dad down the road of peace. We'll look forward to all that stuff when we return.

[Tom Griswold]

Does Quinn the name make you laugh? A little bit. Because it sounds like quim.

[Josh Arnold]

I hadn't thought about that. Really?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of your big words.

[Chick McGee]

Slang for poon.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you aware of that, Quinn?

[Quinn Schlegel]

I was not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's old.

[Josh Arnold]

I keep thinking legal schlegel.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Remember legal Eagles with Robert Redford and Deborah Winger.

[Chick McGee]

And see, even in that you're pronouncing it wrong again.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

It'd be legal schlegel.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac insurance news desk. It's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick. With us in the studio, our guest, Quinn Schlegel, comedian.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, nailed it.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the fact that your name is Quinn because. Explain that one more time.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Robert at schlegel V. So there's already Rob, Robbie, Bob. So quintuplets is Latin. For the fifth, we just shortened it and made it the nickname.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool. Very, very good. And you're a young guy. You're about to move into your new house in the next couple of days, I understand.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Yeah. Yes. On the 9th, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

A new build.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

With a pregnant wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that sounds like friends helping or you get a. You got a company.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Oh, I'm so owed. I. I have been the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I've been the guy that's helped. So, yeah. If they're listening right now, I will see you Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

You will be there to help me. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Now, are you going to get to help decorate it or.

[Quinn Schlegel]

No, I don't get to pick any.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't get to pick your favorite sports teams.

[Quinn Schlegel]

And as you know, I'm trying to. I think I get the garage. I think that's, like, where I go put my stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, hang on to that. You won't have that forever. Just. I'm just saying. I got on a letter here.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking about these. I gotta find the story. These. These fetishes that are out there.

[Tom Griswold]

All pretty hot.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, most of them so far.

[Jess Hooker]

A crying one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's, you know, what turns people on really big.

[Chick McGee]

Women's. What? Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, do you remember what a basiophilia is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's the impaired mobility.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

Attracted to people.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go back to that.

[Josh Arnold]

I love a limp acro tomophilia. The attraction to amputees.

[Chick McGee]

Still doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

But I. I was struggling to pronounce all these things, and I got this nice letter. A Dear Bob and Tom show. I have a fetish for hearing words mispronounced. Oh, man, you have me so wet. I need to change my pants. Well, you're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. She actually wrote that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Rob actually. Actually wrote that.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like a sweet, loving girl. You need to contact her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I mean, that's a.

[Chick McGee]

And thank her for a letter. That's all.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a match made in heaven.

[Josh Arnold]

And then we have your. A Flu detection gum. Do we have anything else going on over there at the news desk?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I think this is one you wanted to get to. Excavators off Florida's Treasure coast have recovered an estimated $1 million worth of gold and silver coins.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy cow.

[Jess Hooker]

From a Spanish ship wreck. Queen's Jewels LLC says that more than 1,000 coins thought to have been minted in Spanish colonial Bolivia, Mexico and Peru were discovered in a site tied to the ill fated 1715 fleet oh, sure. Which sank in a hurricane on July 31, 1717. Under Florida law, any treasure or historic article Florida law. Oh, any, any treasure or historic artifact abandoned in state waters becomes property of the state.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

So a license for recovery operations may be allowed.

[Josh Arnold]

That seems like kind of a ripoff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't you find it and then go, go into international water, scuba back, pick it up and take it out.

[Tom Griswold]

To you, Open their mouths.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You find it and you shut up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You take it to the Bahamas and.

[Josh Arnold]

In some places that it's a lot more than 50. The 20%.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The law mandates that roughly 20% of recovered archaeological materials be retained by the state for research, collections or public display.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks Obama.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he's at the bottom of it.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I do know they'll make money off the Discovery Channel episodes that they put out for it because my father in law watches the gold mine rushers all the time and he's a freak about it. So they'll, they'll get paid some way on the back end with a TV contract.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever watched Gold Rush? Oh man, I remember something else.

[Josh Arnold]

I watched that series years ago about the atocha.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that? Something sank.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. That was a sad story. But they, and they'd go down there with those giant vacuums, right? They'd be sucking up all, all the.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Quinn Schlegel]

Why is it every dude with gray hair loves Gold Rush? I don't understand what that is.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Quinn Schlegel]

I know, it's like big Tonka trucks that they played with in the sandbox when they were little and they're like, they're doing it on the tv.

[Josh Arnold]

So these were all gold coins?

[Jess Hooker]

Gold and silver.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Oh, silver too. Okay. I'd like, I'd be, you know, gold.

[Chick McGee]

Is like 3,500an ounce or something.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, they're not going to melt it down. I would think that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think there'll be any smelting really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they'd have to take it to the smelter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't go straight to Coin Star? I mean, wouldn't the. The and the antique imprinting be more valuable?

[Chick McGee]

You know what, this coin belongs in a museum. Indy.

[Tom Griswold]

We know.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Like you've never taken anything from a sighting?

[Chick McGee]

No, I never.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been to your house.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Except for that gold head I bought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I saw that Mayan gold head.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I got that.

[Quinn Schlegel]

They're going to advertise them on Fox News Channel commercial breaks and get all the old people to start buying the collectors.

[Tom Griswold]

William Deane will be.

[Chick McGee]

I talk to you about Mayan relics.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. I have my own airplane's pushing Mayan relics. These were loaded from some people many, many years ago. And now they can be yours.

[Chick McGee]

And never mind them, they're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I always like seeing William Devane's name in the credits, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Always a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this will be good.

[Josh Arnold]

He is very good playing Kennedy. Do you ever see that?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's very, very good. Can't do that anymore, Ted. None of them have aged enough. From the O'Reilly audio audio from the O'Reilly auto part studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share a letter or comment?

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

And executive produced by Vernon Davis.

[Chick McGee]

This is where we talk about Reinvention.

[Tom Griswold]

The series explores the transformative journeys of athletes, artists, comedians and entrepreneurs. They don't just stop here, they just keep going. Next Roll isn't about what's next. It's about why they do it, how they overcome fear, and the resilience it takes to keep evolving at the highest level. That's what it's all about.

[Chick McGee]

Stay tuned.

[Tom Griswold]

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