The BOB & TOM Show - October 8, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – October 8, 2025

Host: The BOB & TOM Show (Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby) Special Guests: Kelly Collette (comedian), Jessica Alsman, Ali Breen, Pat Godwin

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show stays true to its signature format: an infectious mix of fast-paced comedy, sports banter, satirical sketches, listener letters, pop culture riffing, and offbeat news. With comedian Kelly Collette sitting in, much of the discussion floats around sports highlights (NFL trades, baseball playoffs), oddball news stories (cats on adventures, Guinness records, pica), and a lively, sometimes self-deprecating, chat among the cast about relationships, nostalgia, nicknames, and candy.

Notable are deep-dive laughs into nicknames (including the saga of the new staffer “Kitten”), jokes about Rush fans, and a roundtable on “Sexy Time” advice with guest Ali Breen.

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Highlights & Key Segments

Opening Comedy Skit: "Boo Food"

[01:31 – 03:24]

• The crew performs a tongue-in-cheek, innuendo-laden parody ad for Halloween snack “boo food”—full of double entendres and escalating ridiculousness.
  • Josh Arnold: “You might only be able to take a little at first, but once you're used to it, you'll be able to take it all.”
  • Kelly Collette: “I mean, I don’t want to get boo food every day.”
    (Memorable for its layered wordplay and the regulars' commitment to the pun-run.)

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Cast Introductions, Nicknames & New Guy: "Kitten"

[03:39 – 12:19]

• Tom and Chick riff about nicknames for staff and guests, landing on "Kitten" for the new guy (Aaron Duvall, attempted nicknames: AA, Big Time, but his mom calls him “Kitten”).

• Meta-commentary on radio nicknames, mythologizing coworkers, and Ace Cosby’s longstanding moniker backstory.

  • Chick McGee: “I’ve always been against nicknames that derive from your name. You want something more with personality.”
  • Audience highlight: Listen for the transformation as the group warms to "Kitten"—including playful teasing about size, with chickens referencing "Curly" and cats.

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Sports Headlines: Joe Flacco Traded to Bengals

[08:39 – 10:30]

• Tom, Chick, and Kelly dissect the news that Joe Flacco has been traded from the Browns to the Bengals—covering the quarterback carousel, implications for the Bengals, and Flacco’s 'nice guy' reputation.
  • Tom Griswold: “I believe the Browns have had more starting quarterbacks than we've had presidents of the United States, times three.”
  • Chick McGee: “Quarterback in an NFL team has to be fairly complicated. Do you suppose they’ll do stuff like you would on the playground?”

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Riffing on Recent Contest Winner & ChatGPT in Sports

[06:41 – 08:28]

• Winner Kathy Fuller credited, Kelly jokes about ChatGPT making NFL picks for her.
  • Kelly Collette: “Chat GTP? I mean he's usually right about a lot of things...It feels like a mommy, you know, sometimes.”

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Major Headlines: NFL, MLB, NHL, Coaching Scandals

[13:14 – 14:16]

• Chick outlines recent sports drama: Aaron Judge’s home run, NFL coaching fines, Jerry Jones’s “obscene gesture.”
  • Tom Griswold: “If you were hitchhiking and you couldn't distinguish between a thumbs up and a finger, you probably wouldn't get too many rides.”

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Listener Letters: Cat Stories & More

[21:09 – 26:49]

• The Bob & Tom mailbag features:
  • Cats organizing a “protest” when not fed tuna.
  • Listener requests for cartoons about Josh’s cat imitations.
  • Real-life headline: “Missing Virginia Store Cat Found After Hitching Ride to Another State” (Francine the cat is safely returned after a Lowe’s-to-North Carolina journey), triggering further stories about store animals and cats vs Christmas trees.

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Cat Discussions, Store Animal Tangents, and Calico Factoid

[24:48 – 25:53]

• Chick McGee: “If it's a calico, it is a girl. All calico cats are girls.”
• Tom Griswold: “Now we’re gonna get letters. Stop making stuff up.”

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Music Nostalgia & Rush Fandom

[17:16 – 18:40]

• Rundown on Rush reunion tour news, traditions among Rush fans, and a gentle ribbing of their nerdy reputation.
  • Tom Griswold: “If you were to go to a Rush concert, you'd be the only female.”
  • Kelly Collette: “Just a bunch of guys playing air guitar.”

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Local News: Eddie Money Stories & Pop Culture Memories

[39:56 – 41:44]

• Listener remembers Eddie Money in studio, crew reminisces about his DJ lore, live performances, and commercial work.

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“Sexy Time” with Ali Breen: Relationship Advice Segment

[135:39 – end]

• Ali Breen fields listener letters about jealous partners, massage paranoia, relationship boundaries, and polyamorous hints, with plenty of comedy input from the full cast.

  • Ali Breen: “…He says it’s for security and I said, all right, so I’ll just turn them off when I’m home. And he said, no, why would I do that?”

  • Chick McGee: “You have the right to do whatever you want.”

  • Jessica Alsman: “You love attention.”

  • Josh Arnold: “Nothing sadder and more dangerous than insecure men. I cannot take it.”

Standout Bit

• The work-husband/work-wife debate dissolves into mock-therapy and confessions, capping the recurring sub-theme of boundaries, trust, and why people sometimes want their partners to be jealous.

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Absurd News: Eating Paper, Gummy Overdose, World Records

[129:41 – 132:55]

• News stories include:
  • Man hospitalized after eating 6.6 lbs of Haribo gummies in three days.
  • Woman with pica disorder eats 10 sheets of paper a day.
  • Reference to “My Strange Addiction,” discussion of eating odd things (dirt, wallpaper, couch cushions).

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Competitive Eating: Most Soft-shell Tacos in One Minute

[78:08 – 80:18]

• New record: Mickey Sudo and James Webb eat 9 tacos in one minute.
  • Josh Arnold: “Would you go to a restaurant where they chewed your food for you? Put it on the plate.”

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Bob Ross Paintings for Charity & Art Snobbery

[97:11 – 101:24]

• Bob Ross’s paintings up for auction to fund PBS stations; profitable Ross-licensed products discussed; Tom mentions how rare and valuable authentic Ross paintings are.
  • Kelly Collette: “Would you buy one?”
  • Tom Griswold: “It’s not my cup of tea. I’m more into illustration.”
  • Chick McGee: “I've got three words for you, Tom: Dogs playing poker.”

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Halloween Candy Survey & Candy Talk

[155:00 – End]

• Over 745 million pounds of Halloween candy bought per year. Lively debate about best types (chocolaty, chewy, fruity), hard candy neglect, and favorite/bizarre candies (Rolos, Carmelo, Bit O Honey, Mounds/Almond Joy).

  • Kelly Collette: “The serving size is a bag.”
  • Jessica Alsman: “Walgreen’s strawberries are my favorite.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Tom on Listener Reaction Metrics [17:25]:

  “If I get five letters, that means several thousand people. Each letter represents 300 people. Ace is excited. I’m excited.”

• Chick on Nicknames [05:01]:

  “I’ve always been against nicknames that derive from your name... You want something more with personality, with an incident, perhaps.”

• Chick on Jerry Jones’s Gesture [13:51]:

  “He says he accidentally put up the wrong finger... If you couldn’t distinguish between a thumbs up and a finger, you probably wouldn’t get too many rides.”

• Kelly on ChatGPT as Support [07:04]:

  “Mine’s pretty feminine. Always validating my feelings. Yes, you can upload screenshots and be like, ‘am I being gaslit?’ and Chat GPT is like ‘yes you are.’”

• Josh on Sports Fandom [29:39]:

  “I was calling them nerds. I wasn’t necessarily making fun of them. And I might point out that they know they’re nerds and they’re proud of their nerd.”

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Timestamps (Key Segments)

• 00:01 – 01:29 | Ad reads, sponsorships
• 01:31 – 03:24 | "Boo Food" Halloween skit
• 03:39 – 12:19 | Cast intros, nicknames, "Kitten"
• 06:41 – 08:28 | Pigskin Picks Winner, ChatGPT NFL jokes
• 08:39 – 10:30 | Joe Flacco trade news
• 13:14 – 14:16 | Major sports headlines, Jerry Jones
• 21:09 – 26:49 | Listener letters: cats, cat news, Josh’s “This is Bosse”
• 17:16 – 18:40 | Rush reunion, Rush fan humor
• 39:56 – 41:44 | Eddie Money, pop music nostalgia
• 78:08 – 80:18 | Guinness record: tacos eaten in one minute
• 97:11 – 101:24 | Bob Ross paintings up for auction
• 135:39 – End | Sexy Time with Ali Breen: relationships, jealousy, boundaries
• 155:00 – 161:18 | Halloween candy stats & best/worst candy debate

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Episode Tone

The tone is breezy, irreverent, occasionally raucous but grounded by the easy chemistry among longtime colleagues. Jokes fly fast—sometimes at each other’s expense, often at the expense of pop culture, sports figures, or the oddities of daily life—rarely mean-spirited, usually self-aware, and shot through with well-timed deadpan or absurdist one-liners.

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For New Listeners

Expect a rapid-fire blend of sharp wit, nostalgic tangents, lowbrow/clever humor, and playful teasing among pros. Even if you don’t follow the specific sports stories or know each inside joke, the episode is accessible—especially as a slice-of-life portrait behind a classic American morning show, propelled by unscripted, inter-generational banter.

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Recommended Segment for Newcomers: Listen to [Sexy Time with Ali Breen, 135:39–148:19] for classic BOB & TOM rapport, including candid talk about jealousy, trust, and comedy takes on relationship drama.

Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Annalee. Great Halloween party.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks, Colin.

[Kelly Collette]

But nobody's eating.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess they're tired of the same.

[Kelly Collette]

Old chips and dip.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like you need to spice things up.

[Tom Griswold]

How?

[Josh Arnold]

With something different and exciting you might not have tried before. It's the perfect snack for Halloween because it comes in bags shaped like ghosts. It's called boo food.

[Chick McGee]

Blue food.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. They're like Fritos, but they're shaped like Cheerios. Cornholes you can enjoy by the fistful.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll admit I am curious, but I'm not sure I'm ready to get boo food.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'll be honest. It can be uncomfortable at first, but eventually you'll grow to love it. Just bum rush your local grocery store and aim straight for the rear.

[Kelly Collette]

And that's where I'll get boo food.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. Now, you might only be able to take a little at first, but once you're used to it, you'll be able to take it all.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm still not sure getting boo food.

[Tom Griswold]

Is something I'd like.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's an idea. Let's talk to your friends. I bet some of them have gotten boo food before.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Fanny, you ever gotten boo food?

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, sure. I wasn't interested at first, but Frank practically begged me to try it. So eventually I loosened up and let him give it to me.

[Ali Breen]

Did you like it?

[Kelly Collette]

I mean, I don't want to get boo food every day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How about you, Rose? Do you ever get boo food?

[Kelly Collette]

Only when I'm on my period.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Annalee, what do you say?

[Kelly Collette]

You know what, Colin? Let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, I'm Pierce Bottoms, president and CEO of Lil Bugger Snack Foods. From pink donuts to sticky buns, we've got your ass covered.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Annalee, now that you're getting boo food, how do you feel?

[Kelly Collette]

I feel great.

[Chick McGee]

All righty. Hello. It's. It's time again. F a top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios stalling over there. Yeah, yeah, I was. I was choking. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Kelly Colette.

[Kelly Collette]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And now, lady, my man, the host with the most, the master of disaster hits Pumping the wattage in your cottage.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, babies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, tell them, babies.

[Tom Griswold]

The nickname thing for the new guys. Catching on.

[Josh Arnold]

By Catching On, I want you to know what Tom means.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I can't imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

I've said hello to AA twice today.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the new guy we should explain to Kelly, who's sitting in today. The fellow that was over there that I was talking to behind the glass. Yeah, AA is our new guy. His name's Aaron. So I'm trying to get the name AA to stick a Ron.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Just AA Tom says it's catching on because Tom said it twice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I noticed you walked in here and you said hello to Kelly Collette. You said, hey, Casey.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that your nickname?

[Kelly Collette]

It is now. See, it's catching on.

[Tom Griswold]

It's catching on now.

[Chick McGee]

But I've always been against nicknames that derive from your name. Like Griswold for Grizz.

[Josh Arnold]

You want something that has to do more with personality, with. With an incident, perhaps.

[Chick McGee]

Like we could call Aaron Nails or something, you know, cuz he's tough.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're saying you say we should call Godwin a. A.

[Ace Cosby]

That would be mean.

[Chick McGee]

Or Rehab.

[Tom Griswold]

Or the Rehab.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe it's a little funnier than AA.

[Chick McGee]

Or the anonymous part I guess is over. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

This also happened in the green room. Tom goes, I think AA is starting to like AA And AA goes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that. He said, no, it's better than Chick's nickname, which was Buck Turd.

[Chick McGee]

No, that was the last name. Yeah, I used.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

That fell out of my head yesterday. George Bucktard, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Ace. Your nickname has always been Ace. I've never known you as anything but Ace. Who named you Ace? School teacher. School teacher. Called you ace. That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

I was kind of smart so I could answer all the questions.

[Josh Arnold]

You're an ace. Well, that's better than my theory.

[Chick McGee]

Oh God. Once upon a time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay. Well, hello, welcome to the program. Thank you for joining us. A couple quick things. Congratulations to Ms. Well now we've got.

[Chick McGee]

To get this verified.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Kathy Fuller.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is going to have problems with us.

[Tom Griswold]

Of West Olive, Michigan, the winner of week five of our Pigskin Pick Em competition. She wins the $500 E gift card to Steven Singer jewelers.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, your thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

A nice young lady.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'll ask Kelly. Kelly, who do you think this woman, what man did she ask for advice on picking the football.

[Kelly Collette]

Chat gtp? I mean he's usually right about a lot of things.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there like a chat she pt There should be. Just from the feminine point of view. I don't know, it'd probably be right a lot more.

[Kelly Collette]

I mean mine's pretty feminine. Mine's always validating my feelings.

[Chick McGee]

Always sounds like nagging to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Like it can do that.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes, you can upload screenshots and being like am I being gaslit? And chat GTP is like yes you are. Like it can. Really? Yeah, I like laid out like medicines at CVS and I was like which one should I take for a cold? And it like gave me all the stuff. It feels like a mommy, you know, sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've never used it.

[Tom Griswold]

My best friend Kelly is right. You could ask, you know what is the most effective eye drop and it will give you a analysis. Now I don't know if they're building bias into that.

[Kelly Collette]

I know they probably are.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty soon it'll be. Well according to the murine people, this is the one to buy. I was in the process of announcing Josh Kathy Fuller of West Olive Michigan wins week five. There was a three way tie for first place. 11 out of 14 games. No one got all of them right this week.

[Chick McGee]

It was a tough week.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but she beat all the various tie breaking. There's a formula for the tiebreakers.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, nicely done.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be talking to her. What is tomorrow? And by the way, if you want to be part of week six, there's still time. Just get your entries in before the Thursday night game. Just go to bob and tom.com contest. Just pick the winners. Don't worry about the point spread. Chick had a pretty good week though, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Eight and six. Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. We're back. Now just a real quick sports note. Yes Ms. Kelly Collette, you are from the greater Cincinnati area.

[Kelly Collette]

I am born and raised and get.

[Tom Griswold]

Over and huge news. My favorite player in the NFL was just traded to the Bengals.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought Gardner Minshew was your favorite player in the NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he's not that active right now. Gardner. My favorite two players would be Gardner Minshew and Joe Flacco. I love Joe Flacco because.

[Chick McGee]

He'S a great guy.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of ours said he was the nicest guy in the NFL. I like it when nice guys.

[Kelly Collette]

You know what's so nice about him?

[Tom Griswold]

He's just apparently a good person.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Donates to charity.

[Tom Griswold]

But Mr. Flacco has been traded, of all things, within the state of Ohio. This is kind of a weird. Joe Flacco. What's the story?

[Chick McGee]

Check.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gone to what? He's gone from the Browns.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's traded from the Browns to the Bengals. That's right. Because we don't know when Joe Burrow is going to be back. And Jake Browning threw three picks last week, so they had to do something, evidently, so they did.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe the Browns have had more starting quarterbacks than we've had presidents of the United States, times three.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the story is that Shador Sanders still evidently will not move up the depth chart. He's still quarterback in name only. He was just kind of headphone holder. Clipboard.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Headphone holder. He's still not going to make it on the field. I guess so.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently Mr. Flaccos, they want him to start this week.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he'll probably start this week against the Packers.

[Tom Griswold]

So, I mean, quarterback in an NFL team has to be fairly complicated. Do you suppose they'll do stuff like you would do in the. On the playground? All right, you. What's your name, buddy? Okay. Yeah. You button hook. You do the post pattern. It'll be interesting to see how it goes.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. Because they haven't worked together yet, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not even sure he's there yet.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's probably somewhere near Columbus. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Taking 71 South.

[Kelly Collette]

Greyhound bus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He stops at a Timmy Hortons then, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's standard when an NFL player is traded. They. They go grab a Greyhound and go to the next city. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have a bulletin. Good morning, gang. From the letter department.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm new guy. Aaron's mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Mama.

[Chick McGee]

Mama.

[Tom Griswold]

A Mrs. AA.

[Chick McGee]

I will have you know Aaron's nickname at home is Kitten. It's my Way of paying homage to Father Knows Best. Oh, there you go. That's just for Tom, I'm guessing. Love the show. Glad he's working with the best. Well, thank you, Tina. That's very nice of you. And I think. Is that really your mom?

[Josh Arnold]

We've called. His window's been sealed off.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Allow him to see.

[Chick McGee]

No sunlight yet.

[Kelly Collette]

I think kitten should stick. That's a cute nickname.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Kitten is a husky gent.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that fair?

[Kelly Collette]

I thought you meant dog and I.

[Tom Griswold]

Was like, no, no, no. That's really confusing. He's a big guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your point, Kitten? Kittens are little and small and cute.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's what.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what?

[Chick McGee]

That's a nick. That is a nickname. Curly. For a bald guy. Curly.

[Kelly Collette]

So maybe it's because he'll come up to you and let you pet his paws if you're sweet enough to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

If you scratch his ass, he kind of lifts it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Kelly Collette]

He walks along the keyboard when you're trying to work.

[Chick McGee]

When he walks away from you, see his butt, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You're talking about aa. Good. Now, congratulations to Kathy Fuller, our winner for week five.

[Chick McGee]

Is she from the Kathy Fuller Four?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Bobby Fuller Four.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. That's one of your iconic, most famous bands in the history of the world, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song. I fought the law and the Law.

[Ace Cosby]

They have a follow up?

[Chick McGee]

No, not. Not any. They barely have.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's down to jail now. And I believe it may be down to the Bobby Fuller One.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice surfing drums there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Buddy Holly. Thanks a lot, Beach Boys. Thanks a lot. In the hot sun. Taking it off here, boss.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy that wrote this song just passed away a couple weeks ago.

[Chick McGee]

That's a shame.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just a couple weeks ago. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Had to be 108. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a tough room.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

We had Major League Baseball playoffs last night. Aaron Judge. All rise. He went yard finally in a playoff situation. That means they hit a home run, Tom. Yes. The world almost stopped rotating yesterday. Joe Flacco was traded from the Browns to the Bengals. Tom is very excited about that. We had a head coach in the NFL find for disciplining a player. Shouldn't have done what he shouldn't have did, what he did. NHL started last night. Or not night before, but we got some finals just for Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And Jerry Jones is in trouble with the league again. Oh, boy. An obscene gesture, this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the old.

[Tom Griswold]

See the video. Saw the photo.

[Chick McGee]

I saw the photo. The photos you stare at.

[Tom Griswold]

Very damning. Oh, he's. He's. He's a. He's a. He will appeal.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to say he is appealing, but no, no one's ever said that about Jerry Jones. He says he will appeal.

[Chick McGee]

He says he accidentally put up the wrong finger.

[Tom Griswold]

He said he did you say he wanted to do a thumbs up?

[Chick McGee]

That's what he said.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you know, put it this way. If you were hitchhik and you couldn't distinguish between a thumbs up and a finger, you probably wouldn't get too many rides.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you're gonna get hit with a lot of half full sodas standing at.

[Tom Griswold]

The side of the road flipping off truckers.

[Chick McGee]

I put up the wrong finger. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

We have your letters coming up. I'm very excited about that. And sitting at the news desk, it is once again, Ms. Kelly Collette, who I understand big adventure. You're about to move to New York City.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, I'm splitting some time there, so I'm very excited.

[Josh Arnold]

That is exciting.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

We were talking about how I'm kind of afraid of the sub. I'm a little afraid of getting stuck on it.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or you should be afraid of the subway. What. What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

You'll actually pick up quicker than.

[Tom Griswold]

I spent years in New York City and never had anything.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

In the 30s when there were half as many people.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just in New York last year and I. I took the subway several times.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but you're probably one of those weird guys.

[Kelly Collette]

You're a tall guy, though. You're, you know. I wouldn't mess with you.

[Ace Cosby]

Very intimidating.

[Tom Griswold]

You. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's a. I'm robbing him blind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Boy, oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm beating him till I hit subway floor. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll try to.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk you into having more fun.

[Chick McGee]

Too angry.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll be just fine. Right now, it's quiz time. You've been hearing about the Silac Annuities on this show for quite some time. I'm talking about the Silac Insurance Company. What's an annuity? How do you find out about them? It's all about having money when you retire. So it's time for us to do the McGee three. Three questions from the Silac Frequently Asked Questions desk.

[Chick McGee]

Bring it.

[Tom Griswold]

Question one. Chick Magee. Yes, I Want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options? What's the Silac website address?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's easy, Tom. It's Silac. Ins.com. that's it. S I l, a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you got that one. Now, this is interesting. I like this idea. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where do I learn about that?

[Chick McGee]

Again, just go to silacins.com and click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very simple. How about this one says, Dear Mr. McGee. Would it be too much to ask for you to read the Silac disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

I can't possibly. I'm overworked as it is.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll try to do it. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures. So have some fun. Check out what's going on in the world of retirement, annuities, et cetera, et cetera. Looking forward to a lot of cool stuff going on in the world of news today. And your letters, of course. And a lot of folks very excited from yesterday's news about Rush, the great Canadian power trio taking. You're not excited about it, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. I'm a fan. But you maybe got two letters, I'm guessing, so a lot of people are excited. I'm just laughing at Tom Eaves.

[Tom Griswold]

If I get five letters, that means several thousand people. This is. See, each letter represents 300 people. Ace is excited. I'm excited.

[Chick McGee]

I'm excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You gonna go see Rush?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason and I are gonna go. We may have to travel to go see him.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's this guy?

[Chick McGee]

That's what I.

[Tom Griswold]

What the.

[Chick McGee]

What I'd say in the Bizaro. Bizarro.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like Rush?

[Chick McGee]

I like Rush fine.

[Josh Arnold]

And the men who hold high places must be the ones that have.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who the band. Do you know who the band Rush is?

[Kelly Collette]

Yes, I do. Yeah. Just because of that movie. I love you, man. That's the only reason I know great in that. And I was like, I gotta check out this band.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it tradition to yell fart when he sings? Heart Closer to the Heart Closer to the fart. Don't you do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. Well, now, Ms. Kelly. Ms. Kelly, if you were to go to a Rush concert, you'd be the only female.

[Kelly Collette]

I would. Just a bunch of guys playing air guitar. Singing each other.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to figure out if there'd be more guys that a Rush concert or a Liza Minnelli concert. I'm not sure.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the first time you saw Game of Thrones? Remember that? That was cool, huh?

[Kelly Collette]

The impression of a Rush fan.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go back to Rush.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Kelly Collette.

[Kelly Collette]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

I checked.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Pat. There's Josh Arnott.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. On Disgruntled. Yesterday I lost a Nobel in physics. Today I lost the Nobel in chemistry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, now, this is ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm telling you, it's all about the forms you fill out and who you know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, maybe you should go for the. The Nobel and math. Oh, wait a minute. They don't have a Nobel in math. I forgot about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you this. When you filling out the form.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you got to sex. Did you write yes, Please. You're not supposed.

[Chick McGee]

I did. I'm that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what's happening. We have told you about this.

[Ace Cosby]

No sense of humor.

[Chick McGee]

Those Swedes have no sense of humor.

[Josh Arnold]

Or wherever the hell is. There is no bell in comedy, is there?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Kelly Collette]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Dynamite on it. Isn't that the source of the Nobel?

[Chick McGee]

A dynamite?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he and didn't he, Alfred, whatever his name was, didn't he invent dynamite?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but somebody had to invent it. Well, do you know what dynamite did for this country railroad?

[Kelly Collette]

A lot of train tracks.

[Tom Griswold]

All your tunnels. Not to mention the career of JJ Johnson, whatever his name.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. JJ Johnson.

[Josh Arnold]

Jimmy Walker.

[Tom Griswold]

Same guy. Okay. I love that JJ Walker. You have to pay him to say dynamite.

[Ace Cosby]

Thousand dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I. That's fine. That's fine. I would do it, too.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you. If you hire him, if you want him to say dynamite, it's an extra thousand.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

If I'd have been him, I'd have shot somebody, probably.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to hear it or not?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

Thousand bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that the name of his first album? Didn't that. Isn't that his thing?

[Ace Cosby]

That's 50 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

And, you know, he had a. He Had a hand clap. He did with it, too. Dynamite. He did that.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you don't have to. You don't have to pay Larry the cable the guy. I'm sorry. Could we get a getter? Done. That'll be a thousand dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's in there. Yeah, I bet he worked it into the price.

[Chick McGee]

We all. We all pay somehow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it's time now to check in with letters. We should point out that Ms. Collette is from the Greater Cincinnati area, now the home of my favorite NFL player, Joe Flacco.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a bitch. That's two.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And she's about to move to New York City.

[Chick McGee]

New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

She's sitting in for. Christy Lee Christie is in England right now.

[Kelly Collette]

So exciting.

[Chick McGee]

Buying a baby.

[Kelly Collette]

Is that where you buy her?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. The British babies are all the rage now.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you guys have it wrong. On the way back from England, like most people, she's flying through Shanghai where she'll be purchasing a baby.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

I didn't know it went that route.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's kind of a secret. Do you have any letters over there?

[Chick McGee]

I do. Dear Bob, at top show, there was a new cat in my area.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's always fun.

[Chick McGee]

Kitty cat. And I. I did not give him a can of tuna.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I did not. He has now brought all his friends to my back door and they are picketing outside my house with this is Beauce signs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah, yeah. Cats know bees when they see it.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Josh, if you know, is your. That comment.

[Tom Griswold]

Is your kitty an organizer?

[Josh Arnold]

No, she's. She is a schemer, but on her own. Although there we think Biscuit might. The other cat might be the organizer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's his sister.

[Josh Arnold]

Brother. Her sister. Yeah, yeah, their sisters.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you have.

[Josh Arnold]

Biscuit and Gravy are my.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have both of them at your place?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Gravy is often accusing me. She doesn't speak great English. As you know cats. There's a lot of Rs and M's. And when she picks things up. Yeah, yeah. So she's always asking for things. Like the other day, she wanted part of my burger and I said, no, Gravy, this is for me. Well, this is Beauce. This is just Beauce. So now it's. It's catching on.

[Chick McGee]

And. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Crystal in Mason City, Iowa. I love listening to Josh imitate his cat. Why has no one come up with the idea to do a bunch of quick Cartoons. Josh and his cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right, Great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy to do that. We got a cat news story for you.

[Chick McGee]

Chat.

[Tom Griswold]

GBT headline, associated Press missing Virginia store cat found after hitching ride to another state.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Kelly Collette]

Bodega cat.

[Josh Arnold]

I love. Don't you love bodega cats? And store cats?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but this cat. This cat.

[Chick McGee]

What about a dog?

[Josh Arnold]

I love store dogs, too.

[Chick McGee]

Store dog?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I love store dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, fact. Next week, by the way, we're going to have a dog here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

It is a technical issue that I can't discuss. But one of my dogs has to be here all next week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Breaking your own rule of no dogs.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I have to walk it all day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How did that happen? We can't bring dogs in.

[Josh Arnold]

What he meant to say was only certain breeds of dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's of course true.

[Chick McGee]

That is true.

[Josh Arnold]

He thinks Boston Terriers are ugly, so you won't have. That's you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I like Boston terriers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Freaks.

[Chick McGee]

So here's the story.

[Tom Griswold]

A store cat went missing from a Lowe's or the Giant hardware store in Virginia.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, a cat would love a Lowe's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a nationwide in the chain of Lowe's that every store has to have birds in the ceiling? Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it just happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think that's why you want the cat. You think that that cat is climbing up stacks of lumber going, okay, Mr.

[Chick McGee]

Bird, I was there the other day and I hear this. It's a bear, A big bird.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Store birds.

[Josh Arnold]

I love store.

[Tom Griswold]

Francine is the name of the cat. A calico cat had disappeared from the store in Richmond, Virginia. Apparently had hopped on a truck while they were bringing in items for the upcoming Christmas sale.

[Chick McGee]

If it's a Calico, it is a girl. All Calico cats are girls.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that true?

[Kelly Collette]

Yes, it is true. Right? I thought I heard that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're gonna get letters. I stop making stuff up.

[Kelly Collette]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Francine, the cat was discovered at the company's distribution center in Garysburg, North Carolina. Oh, well traveled kitty. Two Lowes employees made the 90 minute drive to retrieve the beloved feline and bring her back home to the Lowe's hardware store.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fun ride, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a sweet story. Little kitty having. Having some fun.

[Chick McGee]

Garysburg, North Carolina, huh? Isn't that the New York of the eastern seaboard?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it's beautiful there.

[Kelly Collette]

Maybe it was trying to leave. Like, do you ever Think that they're just like, all I see is the store.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would be heaven for a cat. As Chick said, you've got birds everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but cats do they love being where they're not.

[Kelly Collette]

Where they're not.

[Tom Griswold]

And cats and Christmas trees don't necessarily get along.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I got lucky. Yeah. I had a couple ornaments knocked over and then she got it out of her system.

[Kelly Collette]

You had to re home the Christmas trees. Get them out.

[Chick McGee]

There was a point in my life where I had to. This high strength wire, you had to nail it to the Christmas tree, to the floor and end to the ceiling because the cats would just run up the tree.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And there you couldn't correct the cats because they had a better life than possibly the guy that was living in the house. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

One doesn't correct.

[Tom Griswold]

No, don't correct the cats in your parlance. Was there a calico person involved?

[Chick McGee]

It might have been a female.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Very good, very good. But. Well, that's a sweet little kitty story this morning. Now can I tell my.

[Chick McGee]

Can I tell my no kitten story? I love that story.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not quite the season yet.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Especially in front of company. Okay, okay, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and top show. I dated a guy briefly a few months ago. He was showing so many red flags that I went ahead and I kept ignoring. Oh, one morning we were driving into town and I turned the Bob and Tom show on and he exclaimed how much he did not like the Bob and Tom show because of all the bickering and heckling that goes on between us.

[Josh Arnold]

I get it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I get it.

[Kelly Collette]

I don't. Is that bickering?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we're gonna have to bicker more. Needless to say, that was the biggest red flag to me. So I broke up with him immediately. That is Tony with an I from Cincinnati.

[Kelly Collette]

Good job, Tony.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, we're helping people. We'll be helping people with their love lives. Coming up a little bit later on today with Sexy time with Ali Breen where we take your letters and help you with your. With your love life. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Go baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Automism from our 12 year old.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

Well, is this a letter by the 12 year old?

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is from Alex.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dad. While asking for coleslaw, she referred to it as ranchy salad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, perfectly valid.

[Chick McGee]

But isn't there coleslaw dressing that's specifically for coleslaw.

[Kelly Collette]

Isn't it just mayonnaise?

[Chick McGee]

I guess you could just dump a bunch of ranch in there. But I think, like, Marzetti's, I believe, makes a coleslaw.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Salad dressing or something. It says coleslaw.

[Tom Griswold]

And the secret to coleslaw is not too much of the liquid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you don't want. No, you don't want it too runny? Too wet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't like it wet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. One of the. One of the things we don't like wet.

[Chick McGee]

You put coleslaw on a sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude. On, like, a barbecue brisket sandwich. Like a Reuben.

[Ace Cosby]

It comes in a Reuben, doesn't it? No, that's Thousand Island.

[Chick McGee]

Gross.

[Josh Arnold]

Says the incorrect.

[Kelly Collette]

I have never eaten coleslaw in my entire life. Look at it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's good, though.

[Kelly Collette]

Look at it.

[Tom Griswold]

If it will make you feel any better, I was at least 50 before I realized it wasn't cold slaw.

[Kelly Collette]

I'd probably eat cold slaw before that.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like something I would make. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is cold either?

[Chick McGee]

Steak.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Kelly Collette]

Dynamite.

[Josh Arnold]

It was originally coleslaw roasting over an open fire.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Merry Christmas, everybody.

[Ace Cosby]

That's messy.

[Chick McGee]

And now it's time for my cat story.

[Tom Griswold]

From Grand Island, Nebraska. Dear Bob and Tom show. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

There was an island in Nebraska.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard Josh and Tom. I wasn't making fun of. I heard Josh and Tom making fun of Rush fans calling them nerds.

[Chick McGee]

No, that was me.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, I was calling them nerds. I wasn't necessarily making fun of them.

[Chick McGee]

And I might point out that they know they're nerds and they're proud of their nerd.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of what I was saying, too.

[Chick McGee]

And I would imagine all their apps work, and they know how much they're spending every month because they're nerds. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Vernon from Grand island writes, I've seen them live twice. I've never played Dungeons and Dragons or watched Game of Thrones. Peace.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, right. Right in back. Say, winter's coming.

[Tom Griswold]

What we're talking about the band Rush is there. The two surviving members have chosen a wonderful. What's her name? Nikita or something. Some German. German. Okay. I was close.

[Chick McGee]

Nikita Hoffman.

[Tom Griswold]

Her name is Khrushchev Hofbrau on drums and some guy on the keyboards. They're gonna take. They're gonna do a 50th anniversary nice tribute tour to their former. The late drummer.

[Kelly Collette]

I feel like a lot of bands are doing that. They're replacing the. The Dead members with women.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Lincoln park did that. Yeah. Maybe that's just one other band. Sorry. It's a trend. Everybody's doing it. One other.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the same thing when the Allman Brothers replaced Dwayne with the keyboard player. Right.

[Kelly Collette]

ZZ Top. Just as one bearded lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would be. Yeah, I see. Now we're talking.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes, I'd watch that.

[Tom Griswold]

The new bass player, a bearded lady. I want to see that video.

[Chick McGee]

Were you strangely attracted to the bearded lady, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was never my thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, me either. Anybody like the bearded lady?

[Kelly Collette]

I prefer the scorpion woman with extra legs.

[Tom Griswold]

The only one time I went to one of those freak shows, it was at the fair.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you. Those freak you out. I know they do.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was essentially you're walking through a disease ward. You know, what is it? The.

[Chick McGee]

The Alligator Woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Alligator woman has horrible psoriasis. Yes. It's just so.

[Josh Arnold]

So you saw. With actual people.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was awful.

[Kelly Collette]

They're just trying to spin what ailment they have.

[Chick McGee]

Lobster Boy, of course. Lobster Boy was the king of those shows.

[Kelly Collette]

Did you hear. See the documentary? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. With unusual hands. Yeah, I. That stuff kind of freaks me out.

[Josh Arnold]

The only freak show I went to was just stuff in jars. It was at, like a state fair and like. Oh, let's go into the freak show.

[Chick McGee]

The baby with three heads and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was like a doll and like an alligator tail sewn together.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not good.

[Chick McGee]

It was good effect.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the movie Freaks?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course. Yeah. One of us.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever seen that, miss?

[Kelly Collette]

I have not. Is it a horror movie?

[Josh Arnold]

It is. It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

There's a guy in that.

[Kelly Collette]

I've seen Freaky Friday that scary. This is a sequel to.

[Tom Griswold]

It's vastly different.

[Chick McGee]

The guy doesn't have any arms or legs, and he match out of a matchbox and lights a cigarette and he's.

[Josh Arnold]

Squirming around with a dagger in his mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing. Oh, yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

I'm gonna have nightmares.

[Tom Griswold]

It has. It has real.

[Josh Arnold]

Back then, what they would have called freaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but people who have various.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, freaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Anomalies.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you worried about the 1929 freaks?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't not come in here now. The closest thing we ever had to that in the studio would have been the Jim Rose Sideshow Circus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. They would consider themselves a freak show.

[Chick McGee]

Probably Enigma. Remember, he was tattooed from head to toe.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Enigma could. He was tattooed, as you say, head to toe. And he wasn't at all like puzzle pieces. He could take a Tennis racket. And take the strings out, obviously, and. And take it from his head and go all the way down his body. He was so slender. But then there was another guy. Was Enigma the guy that Enigma was.

[Chick McGee]

The guy who would take a cinder block. He put a hook through the head of his male member and attached it to a cinder block and picked it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Kelly Collette]

What's his name?

[Chick McGee]

And then he swung it back and forth.

[Tom Griswold]

But then he did the finale. Drum roll please. He spinned it in a circle so.

[Kelly Collette]

That like up and down like a helicopter.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's twisting his male member.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, so it's twisted. And Jim Ro said on here. Oh, beautiful, beautiful Enigma. It's time for the twist.

[Josh Arnold]

The twist.

[Chick McGee]

He would spin it.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought, was that Enigma or was that a guy named Lifto?

[Josh Arnold]

I think Enigma is the guy with the puzzle piece. Tattoos.

[Kelly Collette]

X Files sounds like a mystery.

[Chick McGee]

I apologize to Lifto if that was. Maybe it was.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he was going.

[Josh Arnold]

The amazing Lifto, please.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But that was. That got very big in the MTV era. They did a big tour and Mr. Liftoff.

[Kelly Collette]

I want to imagine that you guys didn't have cameras back then and you're just in studio describing something that happened.

[Josh Arnold]

No one could see.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, like he totally picked it up. We promise.

[Tom Griswold]

And the other memory from that episode was Jim Rose had. He was a. He would eat glass and he had eaten glass a few weeks prior to that and had stitches in his mouth. So he asked me if I knew a doctor. So I called our good friend Dr. Bill who came in here and he didn't have any surgical tools, so he took. Remember this? He took a nail clipper.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sterilized that. And it was taking out. Taking out Jim Rose's stitches. Ah, those were the days. That's the same afternoon that I think someone in the staff had a. Gave somebody some free jury tickets with a. There might have been some.

[Josh Arnold]

A trade.

[Chick McGee]

Quid pro. Quid pro quo.

[Tom Griswold]

Quim pro quo.

[Chick McGee]

One of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually not more like. But whenever.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Love my Raycons. Thank you very much. Don't forget their regular headphones. Those are also terrific. Coming up, a lot of fun. And we're going to find out more about our guest, Ms. Kelly Collette. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Producer/Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X obandtom or you can email us at bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Kelly Collette. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We're still going through listeners emails.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a couple quick things here. First of all, Kelly Collette is going to be headlining the hashtag comedy Club Columbus, Ohio, this Friday only C bus.

[Kelly Collette]

One night.

[Tom Griswold]

One night only, Ms. Kelly Collette. And while I'm at it, let's see. A Willie G. Is going to be doing a show at Peoria's Jukebox Comedy Club with Colin Unger coming up this Friday and Saturday. Lots of great comedians out there. Support your local comedian if you can. Let's see now. Oh, I got a real quick update. Remember we had the story about the kitty, the kitty cat, Francine, Sure. Francine was the official cat at a Lowe's store. Went missing in Virginia.

[Chick McGee]

Turns out she hitchhiked.

[Tom Griswold]

It turns out she apparently had hopped on one of the Lowe's trucks and ended up in North Carolina in Garysburg, North Carolina, at the distribution center. Okay, the Francine has been returned. A couple employees went to that. By the way, Lowe's does not have an official policy on store cats.

[Chick McGee]

What about birds?

[Tom Griswold]

Store birds? I don't. But it says Francine was astray. Has been living at that Lowe's store for eight years. Both employees and customers love Francine. A local brewery is hosting Francine Fest.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A community event to celebrate the homecoming of the kitty. So that's a nice sweetie.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice happy cat story. So. And they do say that Francine did help. She caught her share of mice. Oh, good, because Lowe's has that indoor outdoor area. Sure. You're gonna get a couple of critters in.

[Josh Arnold]

You got bags of seed, you got all kinds of things.

[Kelly Collette]

She just leaves them by the display doors at the back of the store.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Well, cats will do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Won't they present to you? They'll walk up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Thankfully, mine aren't outdoor cats, so they'll. I don't get gifts like that.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen the video online? A cat and a dog. A cat brings a mouse in from out and drops it at their owner's feet. But this golden retriever, they have a dog door, brings in a snake and puts it on the bed with the homeowner. And the golden retriever just lays down and the snake is slithering on.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, check this out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. See what I got you, Mom? Check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thank you. Let's go back to the Bob and Tom Show. Mailbag.

[Josh Arnold]

This bone is wiggly.

[Chick McGee]

This stick is weird. Dear Bob and Tom Show, I just spent about an hour online trying to convince myself I'm not crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Did I hear Eddie Money on the Bob and Tom show one morning after he played locally the night before? As I remember the interaction, there was a lot of banter about how late he stayed out after the concert Ultra and how hungover he must have been. And there was an incident about someone, possibly a date, that had stolen his wallet.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all correct.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Yeah. Not sure, but I think he performed. Give me some water. And nailed it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. He was. He's played in. Yeah, he played on our studio on a number of occasions. He was great, but he was. It was a rough morning for him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As I recall.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember when this came on the radio the first time? Oh, come on. It's great Money fan, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific singer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, his name's Eddie Bahone. I used to be a police officer.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know those things.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Baby.

[Chick McGee]

Hold on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was one of those. Those. There was like, a newsletter for DJs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And they would give you just that. So every.

[Chick McGee]

Every guy said the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick has nailed that. That was probably said thousands and thousands of times. He was really great. He was a really good singer and a pretty good saxophone player. And. But yeah, he. I believe the phrase horse stole my wallet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At one point Emerged on the air. On the air.

[Chick McGee]

And I said, oh, that's a funny story. And he goes, ain't no story.

[Tom Griswold]

He did have a rather prominent. What they call a dye job.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he's a lot taller than you think he is. He's like six, three. Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but he was a funny commercial near the end of his life where it was like an insurance commercial and he was selling somebody two tickets to paradise. And he sang, right? Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Is he a soloist or was he in a band?

[Tom Griswold]

He was solo guy.

[Kelly Collette]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Managed by.

[Josh Arnold]

Managed by Bill Graham.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Kelly Collette]

How do you guys just know this stuff?

[Josh Arnold]

And why. Yeah, managed by.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Bill Graham was a famous impresario. I'll explain how show business works.

[Chick McGee]

Who managed Led Zeppelin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, that's well known. The guy with the. The bat.

[Josh Arnold]

Peter Grant.

[Tom Griswold]

Peter Grant.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, I thought you're talking about the.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy they parody and Spinal Tap carrying around the.

[Chick McGee]

You sounded just like Ace when you answered that. That was weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. That was a G. We have time for one more quick letter.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought you had it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dear Bob and Tom Show. That's what I meant. I'll go. Last week, you guys were wondering if Linda Carter was in the Wonder Woman movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Who managed Linda Carter?

[Kelly Collette]

She cannot be managed.

[Chick McGee]

Container. You can only hope to know she had a cameo appearance at the end of Wonder Woman 1984. Also, thank you for introducing me to songs like Wildfire and Mongoose. Keep up the great work. That's from JYN J Y N in Neenah, Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, all right. Well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

We're coming up. We have a couple more letters of interest. We have kind of some interesting things in the world of sports coming up today. Playoffs also. We have playoffs. We have Halloween news and Bob Ross, the. The painter in the news in a big way today.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

The late Bob Ross.

[Chick McGee]

Why you can't get anywhere on time. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he had a good manager. He was always on time.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's his manager?

[Josh Arnold]

Who gives.

[Tom Griswold]

Mrs. Ross. Catherine Ross.

[Josh Arnold]

Catherine Ross.

[Tom Griswold]

Bill Graham. And then we have a guy who had to go to the hospital.

[Chick McGee]

Who else did he. Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Where they have a very special tool to remove.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Rings from the. No.

[Kelly Collette]

No place was it.

[Chick McGee]

They can't cut it because of the heat and. My God, the heat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You don't want a guy putting on a welder's helmet and you hear that sound as they approach your genitals. We are in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Producer/Announcer]

Got a comment?

[Tom Griswold]

To share?

[Producer/Announcer]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Team of light.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the SILAC Insurance news desk. It's Kelly Collette.

[Kelly Collette]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's talk about women.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do it. What's their problem?

[Tom Griswold]

We got coming up Allie Breen, Jessica Alsman. In the studio right now we have Ms. Kelly Collette.

[Kelly Collette]

Slumber party. All the girls are here.

[Tom Griswold]

Jessica Hooker and this lady right here. It's going to be Kathy Fuller. She's from West Olive, Michigan. Our week five winner of the Pigskin Picks football competition.

[Pat Godwin]

That's our first female.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, first lady this year.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps Jess could help you with your question from earlier.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what man do you think she had got advice from?

[Pat Godwin]

Probably her brother or dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, sure. Women don't like football.

[Kelly Collette]

I like to pick based on mascots, which one would beat the other.

[Josh Arnold]

That maybe that's actually how I would probably do it.

[Tom Griswold]

And that may be just as useful these days.

[Chick McGee]

Not a bad idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Ms. Fuller was in a three way tie for first place, got 11 of the 14 games. Correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Go easy on the Pepsi.

[Tom Griswold]

She beat all the tiebreakers. So she's our winner. You could be a winner too. Week six begins Thursday evening. And just go to bobandtom.com contest pick each game. You don't have to worry about the point spread. Just pick the winners and you could win that $500e gift card. E gift from Steven Singer. Julius, that's a nice present for somebody because sometimes it's hard for the boys to pick out what the ladies want. Don't we know it in the world of jewelry? So get that e gift card for her or for him. And there you go, Stephen Singer. If you want to peruse the inventory, go to I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

I guess you could use the old ball and chain if it's a same sex relationship, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And wife and husband are certainly use as same sex.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you saying now?

[Chick McGee]

What else would be like if you.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell a gay couple, one guy can refer to his, you know, gay, his husband or whatever as the old ball and chain.

[Chick McGee]

The old ball.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's totally acceptable.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't signify sex. That saying, the old ball and chain.

[Tom Griswold]

They just said two balls. This is two balls and chain.

[Kelly Collette]

That's why we all just say partner now, because you can't. You want people to guess what you are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes. Make it as awkward as possible.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A partner to me always sounded like a business thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. It is now, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I, you know, you're. You're in a law firm. Hey, I heard you made partner, right? No, I didn't have sex last night.

[Kelly Collette]

I heard.

[Pat Godwin]

So the other day, and I was like, oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard that a lot lately.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Significant other.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't like that.

[Kelly Collette]

I like insignificant.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do, too. Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like boyfriend and girlfriend.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you like it. You want it to be clear that who's the dominant force in the relationship, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You say alpha beta, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The dominant force.

[Josh Arnold]

She's currently sleeping pants.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. There's something. There's something romantic about boyfriend and girlfriend.

[Pat Godwin]

You like that?

[Tom Griswold]

My sister is 80 something and she has her boyfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I've never understood why that was considered a social faux pod.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lover is too much.

[Kelly Collette]

It's a lot of detail.

[Chick McGee]

Why did fiance catch on like it has?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Why did we come up with our own thing?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

My betrothed when I'm exchanging for goats and land.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think it's because the French are associated with romance.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think you have to put a label on it at all. I could be just like, hey, this is Josh Arnold. I don't need to say that you're the guy I'm dating or whatever. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

What is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't see that coming. Do you see that coming?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Not dating. We're just.

[Chick McGee]

Just doing friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Friends with benefit.

[Kelly Collette]

It's just a way of saying, like, everybody, I'm taken. Right. Stay away from me. That's the only signal.

[Chick McGee]

All right, well, now, I could get behind that if there was a term. Stay away from me. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think you give off that vibe?

[Chick McGee]

To hell with that. Welcome, Matt.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's check in with. Let's check in with Sporting News. We've got some interesting stuff in the.

[Chick McGee]

World of sports speaking now. We have our own Aaron now in the building. He's our newest employee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

That's his name. It's catching. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I called him kitten as soon.

[Kelly Collette]

As I came in.

[Chick McGee]

His new nickname is Kitten. His mom calls him Kitten. How can you go against his mom, Tina? He's very upset that AA and he's the only one is catching on.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm only going to call him.

[Chick McGee]

A.A. well, everybody else is calling him.

[Pat Godwin]

Such a cool last name.

[Kelly Collette]

What is it that's so cool?

[Ali Breen]

Find out.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll find out if he minds if he.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't want to say it. If he doesn't want us to know.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to share?

[Tom Griswold]

Biden.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not Biden.

[Kelly Collette]

Hitler, Bush, Obama.

[Josh Arnold]

What if it is Biden Hitler?

[Chick McGee]

Bush?

[Tom Griswold]

Biden Hitler. Bush would be one of those hyphenated NPR people.

[Kelly Collette]

He said that?

[Pat Godwin]

I could say it. His name is Aaron Duvall.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, duval is great.

[Tom Griswold]

A. A. Duvall.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

You got to be a Jaguar fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, and it's a capital V. It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's different.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you reading over there? The latest AA Deval Rather be trying to Thomas Pinch and Wannabe.

[Chick McGee]

So far, I'm an hour three of him describing the room I just walked into.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's time for us to check in with Sports.

[Chick McGee]

All rise. We have Aaron Judge hit a tying home run and drove in four during a clutch performance last night. Yankees fight off elimination. They rallied from five down to defeat the Toronto Canada Blue Jays nine to six in game three of their alds.

[Josh Arnold]

Get out of here with your Labats and your Molson.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Tom, your thoughts on Canada in general?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan. Skied.

[Chick McGee]

One of my favorite. One of my favorite. Well, now, there. There. There's a problem I have with Canada. Bants. B, A, N, F National park. And there's two Fs, right? B, A, N, F, F. It's an M. Bamf. Yeah, I thought it was Banff.

[Josh Arnold]

Named it Emeril Lagasse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's not that it's any better, but is it Bamf.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Oshawa because when I was a child, my grandparents took my brother and I to Canada and they would say, joshua's going to Oshawa. Isn't that fun?

[Pat Godwin]

That is fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Good memories.

[Kelly Collette]

I thought you said something else. What'd you think I said Oshawitz. I literally heard it so wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they would say, Joshowitz is going out. Isn't that cute?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you know, wasn't that fun? His real name's Mahoney and he used to be a police officer. That's the latest from Eddie Money. Reach out, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on. Let me explain something to Our guest. When things run through your mind, keep them to yourself.

[Kelly Collette]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's my fault.

[Josh Arnold]

I did say, what did you think I said?

[Chick McGee]

And I should have said as they told me after my first show. They said, let Bob and I handle the comments during the news. Okay, you just be quiet. Yankees fight off elimination Blue Jays Yankees win 9 6. Last night, one of my favorite names in sports. Jazz. Jazz. Chisholm. Oh, Junior.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that is so close to jizz jism.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure is.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, you're right, it is. Banff with an B. A, N, F, F. Yeah, Ban. I'm sorry. I forgot. I went skiing there, but I'd forgotten how to spell it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Chick McGee]

And Cal Raleigh, they call him the Big Dumper.

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Chick McGee]

Got that ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Now explain to our guests why they call him the Big Dumper.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a big, big butt.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, no way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not since Kirby Puckett have we seen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it might be. It might be bigger than Kirby's.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

It is. Sight to behold.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask our producer. Can we do a side by side of Kirby Puckett's ass and the Big Dumper's ass? Thank you. In seven seconds, just send it to my email.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why you need artificial intelligence. You suppose artificial intelligence will occasionally answer a question and go really seriously now, do you. Do I want to ask our guest question? Ms. Kelly Colette is here with us. And Kelly is a comedienne or a comedian. Do you prefer. Do you have a preference? Do you care?

[Kelly Collette]

I think comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

You like comedian?

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. It sounds more.

[Josh Arnold]

We have been trying to teach.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Kelly Collette]

You're a lady comic. A calico comic.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking to my lady doctor, the dermatologist the other day. You know Lady Dr. Graham Parker? It's Graham Parker.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song. Got me a lady doctor. Sorry. What is your policy on. Let's just say in your romantic life, which I know nothing about. Let's just say you and some fellow are in a.

[Chick McGee]

Or some girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever you can. I'm trying to say.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's say she. Kelly's dating somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're at a remote location. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not what you say. It's how you're saying it, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

And he has to do a major transaction of the intestinal variety. Would you expect him to do it in the. In the hotel bathroom? Or would you want him to go downstairs and take care of business there?

[Kelly Collette]

I'd prefer to go downstairs to take care of business.

[Josh Arnold]

So you would go downstairs.

[Kelly Collette]

I would go Downstairs. I mean, it depends how. How. How closer.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you're dating.

[Kelly Collette]

Am I dating the big dumper?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. If you're dating the big dumper, I say hey, hey, buddy, go.

[Kelly Collette]

Go down to the also separate hotel rooms. Like also. Yeah, yeah. There's. You got to maintain a little mystery until like, you know, two years in and then you can just be yourself. That's fair.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, crap in the hallway relationship is so filled with romance. I. I still don't know what his dump smell like. The mystery is really what came out.

[Tom Griswold]

You can just see some really old lady. You know, after all these years, Clarence never once dropped a deuce in my presence. Now that's love.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

How did your marriage last all those years? Clarence had always his own hotel room for pooping.

[Kelly Collette]

He never ate spicy food.

[Josh Arnold]

Sandradge.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S time to check in with Josh over there because we were talking about cold air coming in, which means.

[Chick McGee]

It'S time and coleslaw.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for the grilling outdoor season to really kick in. Tailgating, et cetera.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

CEO and see if we get in France. However, it's filets mignons. They're both plural.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I call them a freedom in yawns.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Makes a great gift to send someone a box of steaks from Omaha Steaks. I'm a big fan. We're coming right back. We have the ladies show today. We have Kelly Collette right there. We have Jess Hooker right there. Coming up, it'll be Jessica Alsman and Ali Breen. And congrats again to Kathy Fuller from west all of Michigan. Our week five winner of the Pigskin Pigs competition. Nice work, Kathy. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

To the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. @ the news desk, it's Kelly Collette. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jess Hooker. Hi, Josh Arnold. Hey, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

A quick update. We were talking about the Jim Rose Circus, the sideshow thing where we had the guy Enigma. He's updated himself. He's still out there and active. And Mr. Enigma is tattooed head to toe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I believe when we met him, he was in the process of getting them filled in, right? Yeah. The puzzle pieces. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He has a. It's all puzzle pieces. And he now has horns implanted nice under his skull.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. It's an idea.

[Chick McGee]

When you get them, when you get them caught on stuff.

[Kelly Collette]

Only if he doesn't saw them down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're kind of stubby, but nevertheless.

[Chick McGee]

You couldn't wear hats.

[Josh Arnold]

Now if you go to tip your hat to a lady.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a hat rack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Back to the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

No, we were in the Major League Baseball playoffs and Cal Raleigh, the big dumper, hit a two run homer. Eugenio Suarez and J.P. crawford had solo shots and the Mariners beat the Tigers 84 to take a 21 lead and their best of five American League divisional Series. And the story that Tom has waited his whole life for. Joe Flacco is on the move again. The Bengals acquired the veteran quarterback Super Bowl MVP from the Browns along with a 2026 sixth round draft pick yesterday for a fifth round pick next season. Flacco's 40 years old. Gives Cincinnati another option. Jake Browning struggled since replacing Joe Burrow. Burrow out with a toe injury. Got that in week two. Flacco started the first four games for the Browns this season. 93 out of 160 passes, 850 yards, 815 yards and two touchdowns with six picks. Dylan Gabriel came in to replace Flacco in the Browns, making him trade bait. As they say in the NFL.

[Josh Arnold]

Turn your mic.

[Tom Griswold]

Dylan is no relation to Roman Roman Gabriel. Roman Gabriel. What a great name.

[Chick McGee]

That was great quarterback at Oregon. He was quarterback for the Rams. I think he wrapped up his career with the Eagles.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Big tall guy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was also in the movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he was an actor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was in the movie called the Undefeated. With John Wayne.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

You remember. You remember John Wayne.

[Producer/Announcer]

Gentlemen to the medicine cabinet.

[Chick McGee]

And two people with knowledge.

[Tom Griswold]

How many teams is Joe Flacco played for now?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw like every team in one division or at least except for the Steelers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Browns, Bengals, Ravens for sure. And didn't play with the Steelers. Those are that four.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he an MVP with the Ravens?

[Chick McGee]

He was super bowl mvp.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. They won the Super Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And according to our friend, the late John Feinstein, the nicest guy in the NFL, Joe Flacco.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't Flacco sound like something you. Oh, man. My. My hardy board on my siding. It's all splitting. Oh, a little Flacco. That'll. That'll take care.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Put that on there.

[Tom Griswold]

With the boat sinking and they spread Flacco on the thing and it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Even in water it sticks.

[Kelly Collette]

Isn't the quarterback in the movie the Replacements? Falco? Falco? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember.

[Kelly Collette]

It's like the same name.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh?

[Kelly Collette]

I don't know. I thought you guys were talking about him for the first five minutes and I was like, are they messing with me?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Wasn't Falco.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't there a Rock Me Amadeus? Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Rock Me Amadeus. Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, that's a good song too.

[Tom Griswold]

It is?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

I thought so.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with Kelly on that. I like that one too.

[Kelly Collette]

It just. It's easy to sing, isn't it? Use the same word over and over again.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Did Weird Al make that Rock Me I'm a Eat me. I'm a Danish or something.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not Weird Al. But I. I heard Rock Me Jerry Lewis when I was a kid. There was. Maybe it was a local radio station.

[Tom Griswold]

Did rock. Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Rock Me Jerry Lewis.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's fantastic. We should introduce. I forgot to introduce everybody. Is that the original?

[Chick McGee]

You like the original this kind of stuff, don't you, Tom? You love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this Falco?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I'm going to say yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Edie Falco. Isn't that why.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, howdy.

[Kelly Collette]

It's that keyboard right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Rating was this.

[Tom Griswold]

This was MTV era.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Nobody's ever heard this song. And when. I wonder what decade this came out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let me reintroduce our guest sitting in at the SILAC Insurance news desk. It's Ms. Kelly Colette. Comedian Kelly's going to be at the hashtag Comedy Club Columbus, Ohio this Friday. Only you can see her live and in person. I'm so. So we're back with Mr. Flacco.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And also from the NFL, two people with knowledge of the penalty say Cardinals head coach Jonathan Gannon has been fined $100,000 by the team after a heated sideline altercation with Amari D. Mark demarcardo. Cardo demarcado following the running backs fumble before he got.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that isn' Goal line stage play. The Mikado.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the Mikado. Yeah. Yeah. That is a.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one is that?

[Josh Arnold]

That is.

[Ace Cosby]

It's an opaque.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is kind of an option.

[Chick McGee]

My girlfriend, the geisha or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda. Yeah. I had to see that in college.

[Tom Griswold]

You said see? So you can find a coach for.

[Josh Arnold]

For how he talks.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking to a player.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he talked to him, yelled at him and hit him twice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, he's the coach.

[Chick McGee]

And by. I told you about this when I played high school football. That's right. I didn't start, but I was there and they had a spirit stick. It was about, I don't know, 18 inches long. And he'd hit you in the side of the helmet with that, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you be arrested for that today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, school coach.

[Chick McGee]

High school coach. Yeah. Are you kidding me?

[Tom Griswold]

That it worked?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it really didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean you were still.

[Chick McGee]

I was still.

[Tom Griswold]

You were still Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I was a smart ass. Yeah. I was an area smart ass. And now I'm a national smart what?

[Kelly Collette]

Smartass.

[Chick McGee]

Area.

[Josh Arnold]

As in like a newspaper? Yeah. A local smart ass area smartass becomes national.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought. Never mind what I thought. He Said we've already had one huge football.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. No, he's not blonde with blue eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You thought I said Aryan.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a weird sitcom. He's the Aryan smartass. Actually, he moved from Brazil to Detroit.

[Josh Arnold]

What could happen?

[Chick McGee]

I think I need to share this. Jason, be alert. I. I just sent you a picture that you need to put up so everybody can see it. It's me at about 13 years old. I just found this yesterday, and I put it up on my Instagram at the Chick McGee, but I think you guys deserve to see it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

As you can see, it's Christmas time. Okay. When I was 11 or 12 years old, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good.

[Josh Arnold]

And while he's getting that up, how do you feel about this panel? Like this? Fine. For this coach. Was he completely out of line or.

[Chick McGee]

Is it like, hey, it's a different league. It's a whole different. Yeah, and that's a different. It's a different sport. And you asked me, right? Yeah. And so I'm. I'm against it. I. I mean, I'm. I'm for it. He should have been fine.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta change. You gotta roll with the.

[Chick McGee]

Can't do that. Yeah, and he did. He apologized to the team and said he was sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

That's not who he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the guy deserve to be getting yelled at?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, he dropped the ball before he yelled at, but not punched.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did he drop. Mean one of those. Drop it before he crossed the finish line.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. For the Cardinals.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you see the hit?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's.

[Chick McGee]

The guy didn't feel it. I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He's a little. The coach is a little squirmy guy.

[Pat Godwin]

So where did he punch him?

[Chick McGee]

In the stomach and on the side as he walked away.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Gave him one of those in the stomach. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The one place the guy doesn't have any padding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right. The coach knows.

[Chick McGee]

But he didn't have his helmet on. Should have punched him in the face.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, are we.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to get 16.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You look very mature in that.

[Chick McGee]

I never. I'm the same height there that I am now. Wow. I hit, like, 13. And that was it for me for growing nice bangs.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a great picture.

[Pat Godwin]

Dude, it is.

[Kelly Collette]

Are you wearing glasses or not? I can't tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

And a fancy headdress, and you got.

[Josh Arnold]

A nice finial dabra back there on the Tree.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Not only that.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, tree topper, please. Finial dabra. Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Is it Latin?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Kelly Collette]

Is it a brand?

[Ace Cosby]

It's German.

[Josh Arnold]

I just say things.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called a finial dopper.

[Chick McGee]

A finial. What's it called? The top of the lamp thing?

[Josh Arnold]

That can also. That's also a finial doppel.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Or the end of a drapery rod.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a character from Harry Potter.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I am Finial Dabra. I am Huff and Puff's.

[Tom Griswold]

Huff and Puff.

[Josh Arnold]

Hufflepuff.

[Kelly Collette]

Huff and Puff. Is that what you said?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the group they would have put me in.

[Kelly Collette]

Those are the kids out in the hallway with the paper bags.

[Chick McGee]

Take the picture down.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good picture. Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

That is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, speaking of pictures. Hey, can you put that one up of the poster?

[Chick McGee]

What poster?

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Chick McGee]

What's it with you and posters?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was an interesting thing we talked about in high school. What? Let's ask our guest, Kelly Collette. When you were in high school, say, or college, did you have posters on.

[Kelly Collette]

The wall like, of, like, celebrities and.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, musicians?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Could be anything.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have, like, I don't know, what era boy band was your fave?

[Kelly Collette]

I guess I was a Backstreet Boys kind of lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a Backstreet Boys poster in your room?

[Kelly Collette]

I did not, No. I think I had, like, a blink 182.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Kelly Collette]

One of those.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fairly.

[Kelly Collette]

That was the only one. I think I had a South park poster of. Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Very cool.

[Kelly Collette]

He was the best.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Ike is hilarious. Yes. The youngest brother. Baby.

[Kelly Collette]

Don't kick the baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you find that? Do you have that?

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why? We know this. We know about all this.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This comes to us from some nosy listener from Cicero, New York. Ron kind enough to write. Hey, Tom. This is on the wall in the local bar in Syracuse. You are not insane. This poster is famous. It's the Phi Zappa crappa poster. Once again, these guys didn't think this existed.

[Josh Arnold]

I told them we knew it existed. We don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

It was iconic for the era. Well, thank you very much, Jason.

[Kelly Collette]

I don't know who that is. I loved him in the Princess Bride, though.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

It does look like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the great Frank Zappa.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Great Frank.

[Josh Arnold]

How about the Inaccessible? How about you can't listen to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very fine.

[Chick McGee]

You like my music? I hate you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very fine musician.

[Chick McGee]

When I say music, I meant noise.

[Tom Griswold]

And he has this soul. He was one of the first guys with a big soul patch. The big stash.

[Josh Arnold]

First guy. I think in contemporary music, pre musketeers, it was Frank Zappa.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I said in contemporary music.

[Josh Arnold]

Contemporary music.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, by the contemporary era, of course, I mean from the Beatles forward.

[Josh Arnold]

If you don't like us, just tell us you don't like us. Don't do subtle things like keep bringing up this Frank Zappa poster.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost like you're trying to get rid of us. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Show us at least the respect of telling us to leave.

[Chick McGee]

And the NFL is fine. Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones for 250. $50,000 for an obscene gesture made toward fans at MetLife Stadium. That one.

[Josh Arnold]

I have never seen a clearer middle finger presented to somebody, but.

[Pat Godwin]

And the look on his face goes with it.

[Chick McGee]

The whole thing.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't deny that at all.

[Chick McGee]

But that brings us to other famous middle fingers. There's Mike Ditka.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a poster. I wouldn't mind.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, that was a good one.

[Pat Godwin]

Badass, man.

[Chick McGee]

And from Sports Illustrated back In the late 70s, it's Jim Kick and Larry Zonka. Larry Zonka. The. With the bird there.

[Josh Arnold]

Now he's being coy. But.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. And they put it on the COVID.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that made the COVID Yeah, that was famous. Yeah, but they didn't.

[Kelly Collette]

That's what they call.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it was more famous than Fi. Zappa crap.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you that. I would say they're equally. Yeah. For those that know what an iconic moment in history is, that's one of two.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like that's.

[Pat Godwin]

Are there any Easter eggs on any album covers around here? Like, things. Maybe not the middle finger.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you ask that? Now we're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a. There was a. There was a famous. Famous high school. No, the.

[Kelly Collette]

Of.

[Tom Griswold]

Of people of a certain age around here.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a famous high school team photograph. Okay. Where a guy's junk, I believe, is the current word, is clearly visible. Visible.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace, why didn't you behave yourself? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's a true classic.

[Josh Arnold]

You missed a couple of middle finger photos. Johnny Cash, of course. Famous Johnny Cash and the rare mother Teresa.

[Ace Cosby]

Where's Mr. Rogers?

[Josh Arnold]

Out there with the thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there's. That one.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that.

[Kelly Collette]

Are you serious?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think it's a. Oh, I didn't know. I think it's an ALS thing that he's doing. And I thought you were just.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Anding. I didn't realize. Oh, there's an actual Mr. Rogers.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's. Keep it to the world.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a show about American Sign Language. I don't think it was.

[Kelly Collette]

I took sign language in high school. And that's. That's not.

[Ace Cosby]

That's fu.

[Kelly Collette]

No, no, that's not. That's not a. I mean, it wasn't one that we learned.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not even a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they probably caught him halfway through a maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's not just having fun with, like, the crew?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think so. I think he's. They caught him mid something.

[Tom Griswold]

The problem with this is now, in today's world, you could have that done with AI in 30 minutes, 30 seconds. Excuse me. Yeah, so there's going to be everybody, you know, Jackie Kennedy hugging Lee Oswald and getting the. Getting the family, you know, timely things.

[Kelly Collette]

Are these the things you said?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, because it was. I'll play devil's advocate for you, Josh, because, you know, the shot of him with the rifle in the newspaper, it was really hard to fake that back then.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, you had to get a nice exacto knife.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, it was much more difficult.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw what Oliver Stone showed that in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Much more difficult. Let's see now, where were we? Oh, one more quick thing. Congrats going out to Kathy Fuller of West Olive, Michigan, our week five winner of our pigskin competition. Make sure to get your entry in before Thursday. Go to bobandtom.com contest in order to win each week, we have that 500e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. Thank you, Steven Singer.

[Chick McGee]

What is it again we're awarding?

[Tom Griswold]

It's an E Gift.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

E Gift. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

What if one of the Rock Em Sock em Robots was presenting that gift card?

[Chick McGee]

World record coming up. You like tacos? I like this world record. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that nachos are just broken tacos.

[Chick McGee]

Tacos. That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Think about that. When we come back, we'll discuss.

[Kelly Collette]

For broken people, nachos.

[Tom Griswold]

Broken tacos.

[Chick McGee]

If Frank Zappa made Mexican food, it would be nachos.

[Josh Arnold]

What, you're not a nacho fan?

[Chick McGee]

No, I love nachos, but they look like a mess when you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure, I see. Well, that. That's interesting. I lost my. But no. What was the phrase again Again? I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I think nachos are just broken tacos.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's my favorite Nora Jones song. That's a really good one.

[Chick McGee]

We need to hear some. One of your favorite Frank's app to try to whittle it down to one, if you could.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, Frank has his own sphere of music. It's his own thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you know what he does? He probably doesn't even like him.

[Chick McGee]

No, he. I guarantee he doesn't. He has no idea. He has no idea what any of.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold him back.

[Tom Griswold]

Frank's son is currently touring doing Frank's attribute to Frank.

[Chick McGee]

Clearly not Frank.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, it's because Frank is deceased. Why am I defending him? We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Producer/Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Kelly Collette.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here. Hi, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

They land.

[Josh Arnold]

They say, we want to take one human with us to explore the universe. We'd like it to be you. Do you go or stay?

[Chick McGee]

All you'd hear would be, we'd see a spinning hat and I'd be out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. The anal probing.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I hear you get used to it. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick Magee. Hello. Tom. You don't have to get used to it. Human body's amazing. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Write down the time that we were discussing prison love.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm just saying my dad sat us. He warned us.

[Chick McGee]

I'm being practical.

[Kelly Collette]

You sound like a guy who's trying to convince a girl of something. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, by the way, when I brought up my dad, it's back to the aliens.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish I was running under. Your dad did two tours. One of his two tours of duty in Vietnam. I didn't know that. I thought, you know, Charlie was not his boyfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

One of his favorite movies was Close Encounters, and he. But he told. He let us know every time that he watched that as kids, he would. He would turn to us and go. Just so you know. Because Dreyfus gets on the ship.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he leaves. Yeah. And my dad would always just let you know. I'm. I would. That's my choice as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

He was just telling us he would abandon the entire family.

[Chick McGee]

So then he'd go. And now off to bed, you guys.

[Kelly Collette]

That was my dad's favorite movie, too. Oh, wow. He loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

There must be something about dads not wanting to be with their families and being like, that looks nice just to leave your family behind.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not just dad.

[Josh Arnold]

That's disturbing. Yeah. I mean, he didn't mean it in a like, I don't want to be around you guys. It was. No. I would prefer though to have some answers about the universe and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you think those stories about people faking their own death and starting a new life somewhere are so popular? People live vicariously through. I mean, everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody knows I daydream about it every day.

[Josh Arnold]

Spielberg said he would not have done that ending had he already had kids.

[Chick McGee]

Kids.

[Josh Arnold]

It would have been a different movie.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

We just had that guy. Was that in Minnesota or Wisconsin? Just last year that. Remember that drowning fake the thing. And they had to spend a fortune looking for the body turned. The guy turned up in Europe somewhere. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I think in Australia.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those. Those things do happen. Let's go around the horn and introduce the ladies. You mentioned that you have Ms. Hooker over there.

[Chick McGee]

The broads.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a city sitting in. It's Kelly Collette.

[Kelly Collette]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's sitting in at the Silac insurance news desk today. It's nice to see you again, Kelly.

[Kelly Collette]

So happy to be here.

[Tom Griswold]

And speaking of the ladies, Kathy Fuller is our winner from West Olive, Michigan. She won week five in our pigskin picks competition. Gets that E card to Steven Singer Jewelers. You can enter. To get that done today. Just go to bobandtom.com contest. Pick the winners. You could get that. But nice, nice prize from Steven Singer jewelers. Thank you, Stephen. And we return to the sports pair.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid world record. Competitive eaters Mickey Sudo and James Webb have broken the Guinness world record for the most soft shell tacos eaten in one minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I wonder what kind of numbers we're working with.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pseudo and Webb consumed a total of nine tacos in one minute during Taco Cabana's taco eating championship.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this I've never had. Taco Cabana and Mickey Pseudos is a. Is a lady.

[Josh Arnold]

Nikki Pseudo.

[Tom Griswold]

Mickey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Mickey Pseudo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's like. I'm gonna say like 5. 5. 140 pounds. Maybe 120. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She's so fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody run.

[Josh Arnold]

Little Tony Cheerleader.

[Tom Griswold]

Basil.

[Kelly Collette]

Basil.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I always said basil and then I think you guys taught me it was basil.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Basil Rathbone or Basil Ray Wraith bone?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's not Basil Wraithbone.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Not Wraithbone.

[Tom Griswold]

I said that deliberately to get the.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he did. I think he messed it up.

[Josh Arnold]

You are a White House press secretary.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The tacos were made with. You felt it necessary to mention this part of the story?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you've already misread everything.

[Chick McGee]

The tacos were made with in house flour tortillas and filled with refried beans and a mix of shredded cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

It's different.

[Kelly Collette]

I think it's just cheese and beans.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's important. It's easier to eat. Also, they're soft tacos, which is important.

[Josh Arnold]

I would argue ground beef is easier to eat than refried beans.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you can chew and swallow ground beef better than refried beans.

[Pat Godwin]

No, refried beans are, like, already chewed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the thing. They're paste.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pasty.

[Chick McGee]

They're pre chewed.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would you go to a restaurant where they chewed your food for you? Put it on the plate.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been to baby birds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's good.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna call it Birdies. I like to do that. That would be really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Birdies.

[Kelly Collette]

Baby bird Robin.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to Birdies. How can I get. Can I get you.

[Ace Cosby]

Alicia Silverstone owns it.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, my gosh. I remember that. That was so gross.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Where she was chewing the food for her kid.

[Kelly Collette]

It was like 10.

[Josh Arnold]

A mother's love.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, he'll be running a motel, won't he?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The therapy begins, by the way. To clarify, the James Webb is not the telescope guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, wait, you're telling us it wasn't a telescope? That was in the taco eating contest?

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was. Certainly because that James Webb is so. So famous because of the telescope. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you see the name James, you know the James Webb telescope is.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it up in space?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

I love the deep sigh. Like, how do I explain this to her?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a.

[Kelly Collette]

It's a telescope.

[Tom Griswold]

Telescope in space. It's amazing all these great images we're getting. The universe coming from this spectacular telescope now.

[Chick McGee]

Waste of money.

[Tom Griswold]

During. During the break.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

You're done with that? That was your James Webb?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. I was. I just. I just wanted to see if she knew who it was. I thought everybody knew.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, you. You want us. You want us to hate you.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is it off the air?

[Chick McGee]

You're not kind. You don't reach out.

[Josh Arnold]

He's the boyfriend who's acting cold and distant. So that we break up with him. Yes, Gone. But he wants us to leave on our own validity.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, you hate me, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

My God, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward here. All right, where were we? Oh, you saw how to AA during the break.

[Chick McGee]

It's Kitten.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I heard you.

[Chick McGee]

I said hi to Kitten.

[Kelly Collette]

No, we're saying.

[Pat Godwin]

We're doing Kitten.

[Chick McGee]

We're doing Kitten, man. It's gone. It's down the tracks. His mom calls him Kitten.

[Tom Griswold]

The new guy. Have you seen the new guy?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm calling him Aaron.

[Tom Griswold]

Big guy, Beard.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mean to be boring.

[Tom Griswold]

His name is Aaron. A. A. Arrow and I. So we're calling him A.

[Josh Arnold]

A.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he got a nickname around?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nobody else has nicknames around here.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, not that we were aware of. Looks like we have somebody.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, not that they're aware of.

[Tom Griswold]

For the. For the purposes of this show, they have a nickname. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

They're Scumbag, Ding and Dong. Hello, Bob and Tom Show. Hey, guys, it's Aaron next door. Yeah, I'm just sitting here wearing my Nirvana shirt, my tough skins. I heard you got that email from my mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, your mom Tina wrote us a little note. Said that she calls you a kitten and you're a big fella.

[Chick McGee]

Could you. Could you guys block her email? Before you know it, you're gonna start getting jello salad recipes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Pictures of her two ferrets.

[Tom Griswold]

Two ferrets.

[Josh Arnold]

Two ferrets. What. What are their names?

[Chick McGee]

She named the new ones Cagney and Lacey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, isn't that nice?

[Tom Griswold]

Timely.

[Chick McGee]

That was a dated reference. Well, the old ones were T.J. hooker and Matt.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you went from two males to two females. Well, Matlock is now a female, isn't she? Not my Matlock.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Andy Griffin. Look it up. I heard Tom called me a husky gent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're a big fella.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, could you at least be nice? I mean, at least call me, like, pleasantly plump?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Don't care for that, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

A corpulent fellow. Would that be okay?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, I just. Just more than anything, I just. Just call me by my cool nickname, please.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

Big Time. I like Big Time.

[Kelly Collette]

Big Time, Big party.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thanks very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Our best Academy and Lace.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Hate those obscure references. See the James Webb Telescope?

[Kelly Collette]

I always like that James Webb, the guy who eats tacos.

[Chick McGee]

Because, see, when I heard it about the telescope, I thought it was the taco.

[Kelly Collette]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's to be distinguished from the Jack Web telescope, which looks down.

[Chick McGee]

From close to another breakdown.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks down from outer space looking at dirty hippies.

[Chick McGee]

Just different enough.

[Josh Arnold]

You just never enough to piss me off.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. I just do this to make Josh. That's a knockoff on the drag web afterwards.

[Ace Cosby]

Kelly, do you know the Dragnet theme at all?

[Kelly Collette]

I love Dragnet.

[Ali Breen]

I know the melody.

[Kelly Collette]

Yep. I used to watch Dragnet.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Kelly Collette]

Yes. And Get Smart. All the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Get Smart was great.

[Kelly Collette]

So good.

[Tom Griswold]

Dragnet was unintentionally hilarious.

[Kelly Collette]

I like the. The narrator or the voice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. Yeah. Eight o'.

[Chick McGee]

Clock.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a. It was a Tuesday.

[Josh Arnold]

I wore a light coat.

[Tom Griswold]

My name is Friday.

[Chick McGee]

My partner's Gannon. My partner's Bill Gannon. We were looking for names.

[Tom Griswold]

Friday. We were catching hippies in the Valley smoking reefer.

[Kelly Collette]

They always said reefer. They were always talking about reefer.

[Josh Arnold]

You are after his heart.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Kelly Collette]

I love that show.

[Tom Griswold]

We're coming Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Producer/Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Kelly Collette.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Kelly Collette]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Is Pat ready with a song? Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Mister.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready to go?

[Chick McGee]

Ready to go.

[Ace Cosby]

What do you got?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you need?

[Tom Griswold]

What have you got?

[Ace Cosby]

Songs with stories. Songs of my own.

[Josh Arnold]

How about a verse of Killing Me Softly?

[Ace Cosby]

I love that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Chandler Bing for that.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're leaving for the. You're going to your high school reunion.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

This weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

A big three.

[Tom Griswold]

Zero.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I have progeria. It's an aging disease.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. Have you ever been to one?

[Ace Cosby]

No, this is the first. Yeah, I'll be seeing a lot of people I haven't seen in 30 years.

[Tom Griswold]

We're.

[Josh Arnold]

We're all kind of shocked at that. You're. You do not seem nervous about this. Or apprehensive. Like you're more excited.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, I think I might be because I haven't been home home in a while. I'll see my fishing spot, some pizza places. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Awesome.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's a beautiful country, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful area. Now, was this a public school?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I got thrown out of Catholic school.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Ace Cosby]

So I went to the Dallas High.

[Tom Griswold]

School, our public school. This is not Dallas, Texas. This is.

[Ace Cosby]

No, but it's the name by the same guy. G O M Dallas.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably really confusing to people.

[Ace Cosby]

It's very confusing.

[Tom Griswold]

You're from Dallas.

[Ace Cosby]

And our football teams. Football teams being honored on Friday night at the stadium there. The Dallas. The new Dallas stadium.

[Kelly Collette]

Did you play?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Part of a state championship team or.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, we didn't have the state championships that were, like, done in the off season. So you're your pick. State championship champion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

My local newspapers and stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

That's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like the fixes in.

[Kelly Collette]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

Have they sent you a newsletter to tell you which guys are dead?

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, we did get that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the last reunion I went to, they had a tree, and they had their pictures hanging from the tree.

[Pat Godwin]

A memorial tree?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Memorial. Passed away.

[Kelly Collette]

My high school just posted a memorial, and one guy wrote on Facebook, he goes, I'm still alive. Can you guys face fix this? And so they. And then they had the. The comment thread was hilarious. It was just like, everybody's like, good to see you, buddy. Glad you're still alive.

[Josh Arnold]

Whose funeral? Did I go?

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, exactly. Oh, it was wild.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, there's a tree I planted for you somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Just mean I have to stop banging your wife.

[Kelly Collette]

We had a guy up and everything.

[Chick McGee]

You have these stories. I had a guy drown. I had a guy who got ran over by a car. He passed out in the middle of a road late at night. Country road.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is. This is a great. Let's just go around the horn. How did your friends die? Josh, you got any good ones for me?

[Chick McGee]

He. He got some attire. Got too drunk at a. At a party and fell asleep in the bushes.

[Josh Arnold]

And you did bring this up.

[Chick McGee]

Tom never woke up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but I didn't want specifics. I don't want to hear about, you know, Phil Crowder who fell asleep in the middle of I 70.

[Chick McGee]

Phil Crowder is an iconic story you can learn from.

[Ace Cosby]

Phil Crowder, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a real guy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Phil Crowder.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, would you like to have a. One of your songs launched by a news story? Would that be the way to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Here, or was the song about the reunion?

[Ace Cosby]

The song is about aging and stuff, and it's about the reunion.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not necessarily funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna do a couple songs.

[Tom Griswold]

We're used to that.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna take that spider? No.

[Ace Cosby]

You could play the Jack Webb thing again. The show to a grinding hall.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have to be the only.

[Ace Cosby]

One bringing it to a hall.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this a guitar song or a keybard song?

[Ace Cosby]

You want to hear these semi.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a. I'd like to hear the notes. What?

[Ace Cosby]

It's the notes you don't play.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I don't know what it is, but when Tom and I fight, it's kind of funny. When Tom and Pat fight, it's uncomfortable.

[Ace Cosby]

It's real.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's real.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And now here's three, four.

[Ace Cosby]

Woke up this morning Something just ain't right My head aches My ears rang like I was out last night I'm hurting all over maybe I'm getting cold Wait a minute, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm just getting old this life is killing me and I won't live forever the only things that keep me alive and I'm all together Are titanium screws BP meds and statins Plant based foods and no more Manhattans I see machine yogurt and green tea Kale smoothies, vitamins and omega 3 this life is killing.

[Tom Griswold]

Me.

[Ace Cosby]

My brain is foggy what was I thinking? Feels like I'm hungover but I wasn't drinking I go to bed early and I eat right But I wake up in pain like I was in a fight oh, this life is killing me why does it come as a surprise? Should have taken better care of myself when I was 25 cause now it's SPF 50 and St. Joe's baby aspirin here's the fourth grade quarter and I'm Hail Mary Passin saunas and ice baths but let the truth be told I'm not getting any better no, I'm just getting old this life is killing me and these last years aren't so kind I miss the things that comforted me and eased my weary mind like cheeseburgers and fries Cigarettes and whiskey Sex, drugs and rock and roll and behavior that was risky Made a fortune or two never saved a dime this life is killing me But I'm having one hell of a time this life is killing me oh, yeah this life is killing.

[Tom Griswold]

Me.

[Ace Cosby]

Friday night take your statins, take.

[Tom Griswold]

Your omega 3 Manhattans. So have you, Kelly, have you been to a high school reunion?

[Kelly Collette]

I did. I went to my. I planned. They put me in charge of my 20th.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Last year, were you, like, student council president?

[Kelly Collette]

I was not.

[Ali Breen]

I.

[Kelly Collette]

They. They sent an email out and they're like, does anyone want to help with Their reunion. And I was like, I will be on a committee to help. And then they just sent in a newsletter. They're like, kelly's planning it. And I was like, that is not what I agreed to.

[Chick McGee]

The girl who used to plan our high school reunion, she. She passed away. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. Yeah. What do you do?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what are you doing?

[Ace Cosby]

The same girl who's been doing it for years.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't go to what they were.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry, Kelly.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Kelly Collette]

I was like, is this a curse? It was great. I. I think they had, like, one of the highest attendance records, and I don't know. Yeah, I bring the party stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a band?

[Kelly Collette]

We did not have a band.

[Tom Griswold]

Dj?

[Kelly Collette]

No. Dj.

[Chick McGee]

I think Pat's available for.

[Kelly Collette]

It would have been better. It would have been better if Pat was there. I also like that song. I felt like you were just listing my favorite things, though.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they were my favorite.

[Kelly Collette]

Green tea yoga.

[Ace Cosby]

I was like, that's good.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I have not gone to. Because I went. I didn't go to high school. I had a. I have a ged.

[Kelly Collette]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

So you just went back to your union?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, yeah, our reunion. We just all got together.

[Kelly Collette]

Got together.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the. Remember the Saturday we took. Yes.

[Kelly Collette]

Remember that? Online.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was. Those were the days. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine was exclusively Facebook and I'm not on Facebook, so I had no idea what was happening. And none of my friends bothered to call me.

[Ace Cosby]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Kelly Collette]

Wait, did you not go to prom then, since you got your ged?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, that's not true.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Very social. Went to all the prom.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to an all boys. I went to an all boys school. So the prom, really handsy.

[Chick McGee]

Was really, really uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

You ate the cracker, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

But I understand you'll get used to it.

[Kelly Collette]

Body adapts.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Bob Ross the painter is in the news in a big way today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you. Do you remember Bob Ross going back with the.

[Kelly Collette]

I actually hosted a Bob Ross Paint and Sip a couple months ago.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are fun.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. So I. I do art on the side. Do a little side hustle. So I told everybody how to paint some happy trees.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, those shows, incredibly popular still. We got an interesting story about Mr. Ross coming up right now. The Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Better Help. And just down the road here, it's going to be October 10th, and that's World Mental Health Day. Underscoring the importance of therapy and BetterHelp is all about therapy and accessing therapy in a much more convenient manner. The folks at Better Health Help have helped some 5 million people worldwide on their mental health journeys. And BetterHelp is committed to helping people like you with credentialed therapists because the right therapist can change the way you move forward and ask the right questions, et cetera, et cetera. The way they find that therapist for you is you fill out a short questionnaire online identifying your needs and preferences. And BetterHelp's 10 years of experience will try to pinpoint a therapist to work with you. You can switch therapists, by the way, anytime. No additional fees are involved there. Once again, World Mental Health Day, celebrating right now at BetterHelp, celebrating those great therapists who've helped so many people take a step forward. If you're ready to be part of that, go to betterhelp.com btshow start your journey. BetterHelp, by the way, gives a nice break to Bob and tom show listeners. 10% off your first month if you go to betterhelp.com btshow that's better help. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow Coming up, a little bit of Bob Ross and some sweet little trees. What do you call them again?

[Kelly Collette]

Happy trees.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy trees. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

At the sound of Tom sneezing.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll be back.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly auto part part Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a good one.

[Chick McGee]

There's Kelly Colette at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker. Hi, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. As you pointed out, Ms. Kelly Collette, comedian, is at the Silac Insurance news desk and we've asked her to read a little bit about Mr. Bob Ross, the famous painter Bob, perhaps most identified by his perm. Yeah, he had the kind of a fro. The white.

[Chick McGee]

No, he was some sort of marine drill instructor or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was a.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's why he talked like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Military guy, I think. And I think in Alaska he was.

[Chick McGee]

Tired of yelling and screaming, I guess. So he always talked like this.

[Tom Griswold]

And that show was huge. But we got. He's in the news today.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes. So we got 30 paintings created by Bob Ross will go up for auction to support public TV stations suffering from federal funding cuts. Despite producing thousands of paintings during his lifetime, original works by Bob Ross are rarely found on the open market. Ross created more than 30,000 pieces including three versions for each episode of his PBS series, the Joy of Painting. However, a vast majority of these paintings are not available for purchase. Most remain in the position of Bob Ross, Inc. The company Ross co founded to manage his teachings and media efforts. Joan Kowalski, president of Bob Ross, Inc. Said this auction ensures his legacy continues to support the very medium that brought his joy and creativity into American homes for decades. All profits are pledged to stations that are. That use content from distributor American Public Television. Bonhams in Los angeles will auction three of Ross's paintings on November 11th. Other auctions will follow in London, New York, Boston, and online.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing how difficult it is to buy one of these.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There. You'd think there'd be.

[Pat Godwin]

They're everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're not. I went down the Bob Ross hole a few weeks ago and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

You and Bob Ross?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're really hard to find.

[Pat Godwin]

I think that's a really cool thing to do. Yeah, I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But what about the.

[Chick McGee]

The paintings of kids with the big eyes in the alleyway? You have any of those?

[Josh Arnold]

My grandparents did.

[Pat Godwin]

They did.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that, the big guy thing? That's a whole.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a whole.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a movie, right?

[Chick McGee]

Documentary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was an actual semi fictionalized movie about it that wasn't very good. But.

[Pat Godwin]

But it was actually.

[Tom Griswold]

It was actually. The wife was painting them all.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's why.

[Kelly Collette]

Big. Oh. Oh, I heard about that. He, like, stole all her stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a different. Different story. But yeah. No, Bob was the painter and he filmed all those shows in Muncie, Indiana.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, no way.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And they. Yeah, that was the home of the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Simple black set.

[Pat Godwin]

I had no idea. I went to college there. I never knew that.

[Chick McGee]

Right down the street from Dill Street, I bet.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're very hard to find because I would just assume they'd be everywhere because he'd made so many of them and.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, but I guess not his original ones. I guess he painted versions for each series and those weren't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he would. He would paint three originals for each. Each show and. But I'll be very interested what they go for. Some of them are going for tens of thousands of dollars on the open market.

[Kelly Collette]

Would you buy one?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not my cup of tea.

[Kelly Collette]

Not an art collector.

[Tom Griswold]

No. And that isn't my.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you like, Monet? Like a water lily.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you.

[Chick McGee]

What do you want? Yeah, what do you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm more Of. Into illustration.

[Kelly Collette]

No, I've got posters of Frank Zappa.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got three words.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Kelly Collette]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

I've got three words for you, Tom. Dogs playing Poker.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know that I. I always thought that was sort of like a MAD magazine guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That thing is more than 100 years old.

[Chick McGee]

And there are, I want to say, like, 50 different versions. There's a lot more versions than you think. There are.

[Josh Arnold]

I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're quite valuable.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. My dad loved them.

[Josh Arnold]

They look like dogs playing poker.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty. Pretty good art to me.

[Kelly Collette]

Not to love.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then. Wait a minute. How does it make you feel that one dog's cheating? He's got an ace on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And the bulldog has a cigar, if I remember. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it'll be.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'll be fascinated to see what these things go for.

[Josh Arnold]

Fascinated. Boy, I. Bob Ross was always very relaxing to listen to when I was sick from grade school or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was Bob Ross.

[Jessica Alsman]

The.

[Pat Godwin]

What's the other?

[Jessica Alsman]

The.

[Pat Godwin]

The talk shows that you would watch when you were sick at home.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You'd see Donahue.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, I watched different stuff. I guess I was like watching D Tests when I was 8 years old at Homesick.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

See who the father is.

[Pat Godwin]

Maury Povich.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

A lot of Jerry Springer was on my TV as a child.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, Bob was just, as you say, very calming. Sure. And I think a lot of people watch the show and never picked up a paintbrush. But it's an industry now. That company grosses millions of dollars every year selling the paint kits and the books.

[Pat Godwin]

But no one has replaced him. No one has come into that and done another show like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That is kind of surprising. Maybe. You know, I imagine YouTube is littered with that kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

But I think there are Bob Ross wigs out there. You can get a. Oh, that's a big.

[Kelly Collette]

He's a good Halloween costume.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had one in my office.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was Bob Ross.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a licensed Bob Ross Halloween costume.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to see that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if I still have it.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it was licensed by the. By Bob Ross.

[Kelly Collette]

I liked him and Julia Child because they always made mistakes on air and just said, eh, I'm human. Which I liked. Which I liked.

[Chick McGee]

I. I understand, though, those two were quite the item.

[Josh Arnold]

Tawdry affair. Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Actually, same hair. Stylist, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, there is a semi depressing. She's the male documentary.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob Ross.

[Josh Arnold]

She pegged that there is.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. No, let's. Let's move forward.

[Josh Arnold]

They talk about the pegging.

[Ace Cosby]

You want to hear a tribute to Bob Ross?

[Tom Griswold]

You got a tribute to Bob?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ba ba ba ba ba Ross takes.

[Ace Cosby]

His brush Bob Ross he paints clouds and trees Dead but still on TV Bob Ross, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Ross Turned on the tube. All I do is stare at the hotel art and the crazy hair Bob.

[Jessica Alsman]

Ross.

[Ace Cosby]

You got me smoking in a rolling doobies all night long.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, very good. They're still showing the shows, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I think Netflix picked them up for a while. They were. They had. You could watch a bunch of them on there. But I would hope PBS stations would still show it. Why not? What else are you going to do at 2:00pm?

[Tom Griswold]

Good point. Well, thank you very much. Let's go back to the Silac Insurance news desk. Once again, Kelly Collette sitting in over there for Christine Lee, who's in England somewhere. What else have you got in your stack of news?

[Jessica Alsman]

Let's see.

[Kelly Collette]

Man locks penis with two rings over fear of genital theft.

[Josh Arnold]

He was afraid somebody was gonna steal his junk.

[Kelly Collette]

A man in Thailand needed to be treated at a hospital after locking his penis with two rings.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Kelly Collette]

The man went to Satook Hospital after his member had gotten stuck in plastic and steel rings. A grinding machine was used to carefully cut through the rings to avoid injuring the man's genitals, which were said to be swollen and the size of a fist. The man reportedly told rescuers that he was afraid that someone would try to steal his penis because of its unusually large size. Josh. Doctors suspected the patient might be suffering from a mental health condition or under the influence of intoxicating substances.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Kelly Collette]

So we went from wholesome news to that.

[Chick McGee]

You get that all the time, don't you? Because of the immense size, people?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not so much that. It's more of the profound beauty.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Kelly Collette]

It's like a nice. A pretty penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really. Well, it's very aesthetically.

[Tom Griswold]

So we got a. I guess it would be a sea lock. I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's obviously got some mental. Mental problems here, obviously. But the size of a fist.

[Kelly Collette]

That's what it said. Swollen. I don't. They didn't say what. What size of fist, though. It could have been a baby.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the classic analogies. The baby holding apple, baby arm holding.

[Tom Griswold]

They probably have to pour cold water on the grinding device, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, kind of a wet saw type thing.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So it doesn't get too hot.

[Chick McGee]

The heat.

[Josh Arnold]

It must.

[Pat Godwin]

Those rings.

[Tom Griswold]

And you got to make sure that you don't. You don't cut into his flesh.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think they probably sedated him.

[Kelly Collette]

I mean, but if you're. If you were gonna steal it, couldn't you just work around the rings like. Couldn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the guy's an idiot.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's face it.

[Kelly Collette]

I don't know how that would be. Anti lock, Anti theft device.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's not. There's no club for the wiener.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, the club. Yes there is. The Ramrod Lounge. There's a number of those.

[Josh Arnold]

Clubs celebrating.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Members only.

[Ali Breen]

Only Cheetahs.

[Chick McGee]

You have a members only jacket, Tom? I bet you did. Members only.

[Tom Griswold]

We had them. Yeah, we had them for the radio station. We had logo jackets there for a while. They were. Do you still have yours, Ace?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you really? Oh, okay.

[Kelly Collette]

Is that what it was named for? The male member?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, I thought it was penis only jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, there was a. There was.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if they're still.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they still out there? There?

[Josh Arnold]

Did women wear them?

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Kelly Collette]

They weren't allowed. They weren't members.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

They had a little logo.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, I know what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Only.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I used to go to the. The Style Store for big and tall. They had. They had the jacket for men with big members only.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he loves this joke. Yeah, he really got a kick out of that.

[Ace Cosby]

Really enjoying it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what was it again, Tom? The bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember? There was the Style Store Big and Tall. Right there. Sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know it.

[Josh Arnold]

Big members only.

[Chick McGee]

Big members only.

[Tom Griswold]

They merged.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the Style Store. Big members only members. You know, those guys had to.

[Tom Griswold]

You probably had never went in there.

[Chick McGee]

I never went in there, but my.

[Tom Griswold]

Picture'S in the lot.

[Chick McGee]

The guys had to lock down their. Their big member because people were trying to steal it. Yeah, with the club. Happened all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry. Well, do you have anything more wholesome over there? For God's sake.

[Kelly Collette]

This one made me want to cry. Seniors given robot dogs and cats to help with loneliness.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that robots?

[Kelly Collette]

A home for the aging in the UK is using robot dogs and cats to help seniors struggling with loneliness. The fur covered robots have sensors that enable them to interact with residents at Stoneham Grove Care Home. Send me there. They also are able to bark, purr and sit. And they can even roll over for scratches. A 96 year old resident, Barbara Hanson, told SWNS.

[Josh Arnold]

Get these things away.

[Ace Cosby]

They're killing me.

[Kelly Collette]

I understand that they are not real, but I really enjoy the way they act like real pets. It helps reduce my anxiety and makes me feel calm.

[Chick McGee]

This makes much more sense than doing something about the pet cats and dogs roaming the streets.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you make them look like my children? This one won't go to the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's just so depressing.

[Josh Arnold]

This one doesn't like peanut butter.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, I thought it was wholesome.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, are they counting?

[Kelly Collette]

They don't have to care for the pets and they don't have to worry about allergies or things like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Clean out litter boxes.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's insulting about it to me.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they'll never.

[Josh Arnold]

Pandering.

[Chick McGee]

They'll never know the difference.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, just give them a robot to play with.

[Kelly Collette]

You never had like a furby or one of those old toys?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I had pounds. I had a pound puppy, but that didn't move or anything.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, you held that while you were pounding, right, puppy?

[Josh Arnold]

It was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. This. I don't know.

[Kelly Collette]

They do this with.

[Pat Godwin]

They give elderly folks in memory care babies to care for too. Baby dolls that look real.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, shoot.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, like the se. High school test.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like real babies.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they. Is this because they're somewhat demented and don't understand it's not a real.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no. It exercises their brain to care for something and it keeps them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Real pets. And maybe not each person gets their own pet, but.

[Pat Godwin]

But they could have a dog that wanders around and.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Although apparently the nursing home cat. Not a good idea. No, because they often predict death.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Curl up on the lap of grandma.

[Kelly Collette]

If men are getting robot girlfriends, I feel like we should allow the people to have robot pets.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I'm not saying they shouldn't. It shouldn't be allowed.

[Kelly Collette]

But you think it's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, give them a real pet.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, get a real girlfriend. Why does anybody use robots or anything?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not pro robot girlfriend.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you looking at Josh?

[Kelly Collette]

Just have the vibe.

[Tom Griswold]

The one that Josh has is more air filled. Really? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good. I give off robot girlfriend energy.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it feels like like you would be supportive.

[Kelly Collette]

You would be like pro it.

[Josh Arnold]

I am. I am pro. Look, there are guys out there who are insanely lonely. They have no idea how to act.

[Ace Cosby]

Why you looking at me?

[Josh Arnold]

And if that keeps them. Okay. Yes. Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

I thought that was a wholesome story. Apparently that was really sad.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, we just do that. We take anything wholesome.

[Pat Godwin]

They're going to tear it Apart, no matter what it is.

[Chick McGee]

And I didn't realize that. I never thought of dementia as being demented.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. That is funny.

[Chick McGee]

Demented sound evil. And dementia is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where it comes from.

[Tom Griswold]

My question was, though, is the woman that has. She says she knows it's a robot.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just wondering if some of the people are just kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

In the.

[Tom Griswold]

Beginning, they're going down that road. I'm not trying to be mean here.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they understand that this is a. Or they think it's a real dog?

[Josh Arnold]

Or does it help them?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, if it helps them. Hey, whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, you have to take the USB cord out of your cat's ass. Grandma.

[Chick McGee]

And then what if they get a real cat?

[Josh Arnold]

You have a real cat. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't put that one too close to the microwave.

[Chick McGee]

Every time I turn my computer on, my cat craps on the floor. What's going on here?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Well, now, what's. What's coming up in the news? What do you want to give us a couple of teasers over there, Ms. Kelly?

[Kelly Collette]

Coming up, we got a woman eats 10 sheets of paper a day. We got a new survey about how much Halloween candy Americans buy.

[Chick McGee]

My fixation.

[Kelly Collette]

My strange addiction.

[Chick McGee]

My strange addiction. Have you ever watched? You would love that.

[Josh Arnold]

There's pica, almost.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it pika or pika?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

They eat their hair and they eat their fingernails.

[Pat Godwin]

I used to know a lady that ate wallpaper.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wallpaper.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She'd just peel it off. Yep.

[Kelly Collette]

Raspberries taste like strawberries.

[Chick McGee]

But she had to move because she kept clashing with the curse. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is it? I. I think I always thought it was pika.

[Josh Arnold]

Where you eat it, probably. Sometimes I misspeak.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's in the story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's pica.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's take four minutes to make sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I mean, they're eating it, so it would be Pikachu.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My grandfather had it. He ate dirt. You know that story from the basement?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that what he would say?

[Chick McGee]

Dirt floor in the basement.

[Pat Godwin]

But he could just go get a.

[Chick McGee]

Bowl and a spoon, and he'd come up and he'd have, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Like chocolate ice cream. But it was Grandpa mud around the corner of his mouth.

[Kelly Collette]

That's wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

That's. And here I am.

[Josh Arnold]

He likes it.

[Tom Griswold]

See, it skipped a generation.

[Josh Arnold]

Again. He wouldn't eat Life cereal. Isn't that weird?

[Chick McGee]

That is odd.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or meatloaf. Hated meatloaf.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time to have some fun because let's see the NFL season kicks off again.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Producer/Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Tickets.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Kelly Collette. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick with the guitar. There's Jess Hooker.

[Kelly Collette]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

And Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. What are you looking at?

[Tom Griswold]

I was looking at these robot cats and dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they pretty cute?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're.

[Tom Griswold]

They look kind of like. They're sort of like stuffed animals. They're. In other words, they're not. They don't make them look exactly real. They're kind of okay, slightly.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel like there was a toy that was popular when we were little, and it was like a dog and it would bark and then it would do a flip.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they look kind of like that. And. But they show some elderly folks, and the woman who's in charge of this particular thing says that it's particularly good with people that have severe dementia.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. So they.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't actually drown them and stuff.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't have to remember to feed them.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't want to. Of Mice and Men. Lenny. Them, if that's your question. That's a nice kitty, George. Let's put it in the microwave, George. But.

[Chick McGee]

God, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Set him on fire.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell us more about your dead classmates.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Anyway, so this one guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey. Your robot dog is. Your robot dog is humping the Roomba. Can you get it out of here?

[Ali Breen]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a nice thing. So there. These people that are, you know, slightly. I'm not trying to be mean, but they're. They've. They're.

[Pat Godwin]

We know. You don't have to try.

[Tom Griswold]

They're living. They're living in a different dimension.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, we got you figured out. You want us to hate you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a fair amount of dimension.

[Tom Griswold]

My.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, my dad was adopted, so. But my great grandparents both had it. And we would go to the nursing home and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, we were surrounded by.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

By it. And you just learned to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I'm watching two sisters, my two aunts, both might be early onset, and watching them accuse each other of having it and not knowing that they also have it. It's been a blast. It's been the most entertaining thing I've watched in a long time.

[Kelly Collette]

It's like a. Who's on first?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Kelly Collette]

Just two women.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. A time now to find out what happened on this date in history.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I like to educate.

[Chick McGee]

That's what we're doing now. All right, Time now to find out what happened on this day. On this day in history.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a question I would like to educate. I would get wrong, absolutely wrong by a mile. Chickamaugie. On this date in what year was the microwave oven passed. Patented.

[Chick McGee]

Patented. Oh, gosh. Only judging by what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

The forties. Yeah, you're correct. Yeah. 1945.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

The first one I saw, I believe, was called a. Might have been the radar range.

[Chick McGee]

I think it had something to do with World War II technology and all that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. I didn't see one until, like, 1970.

[Josh Arnold]

So the. The year was 1945. What was the exact date on this?

[Chick McGee]

October.

[Tom Griswold]

October 8th.

[Josh Arnold]

That is correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Kelly Collette]

He just was writing a check. He needed to know what.

[Chick McGee]

And the first microwave was, like, as big as a house, I think, or something. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And there were. Remember, there was the warning thing. Don't stand in front of it and stare at it.

[Kelly Collette]

I put my head in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you Ever. Do you ever use the popcorn set? Setting?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes and absolutely. Sometimes it's not perfect, but it's close.

[Tom Griswold]

I have on two occasions thrown away a microwave oven.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think it's. The popcorn setting is to blame for that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't the popcorn. Zero.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you throwing?

[Pat Godwin]

Operator error.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it was in my old house and it was. It.

[Jessica Alsman]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

The. One of the babysitters. I thought she put it on three minutes and put it on 30. They went down to the basement and it stunk up the whole house.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the popcorn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was just a good thing she's in charge of the children.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a simple mistake.

[Josh Arnold]

Ceiling dripping. Oh, the bath is still running.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was brutal.

[Chick McGee]

Simple mistake.

[Kelly Collette]

You just tossed the whole microwave.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, I don't mean to call you out, but what didn't you. What did you put in the microwave? Was it popcorn here? No, at home.

[Tom Griswold]

An egg.

[Ace Cosby]

I tried to hard boil an egg, it exploded. And I've done the popcorn thing too. The 3 and 30.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So on this date also. This is a good. You'll like this one, Chick. The Cleveland Browns played the Pittsburgh Steelers for the first time. Steelers. Steelers win 30 to 17. In what year? 1950.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

75 years later, the Steelers 82, 64 and 1. Steelers ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

So did you like that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the all time series. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1950. The Steelers 50. I think it was quarterback Joe Flacco.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know who the Steelers quarterback was. That probably would have been Otto Graham. Browns. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Graham Cracker, they called them.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, do you like the little crazy. Do you like the elf Cleveland Brown mascot?

[Chick McGee]

It's growing on me. I didn't like it at first, but I don't know why they came up with the. A extrapolated story that they named it after an elf when Paul Brown named it after himself.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1957. Ms. Colette, what happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?

[Kelly Collette]

They put stripes on their uniforms.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a Yankees.

[Tom Griswold]

They. They announced their move to Brooklyn.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they moved to the Dodgers.

[Kelly Collette]

This is so fun at Los Angeles.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know why they were called the Brooklyn Dodgers?

[Kelly Collette]

Because they dodged the ball close.

[Tom Griswold]

They dodged the streetcars.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Back then, the tracks ran right through the stadium.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

You dodged a streetcar because they were coming fast.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, really? The bunch of trolley Dodgers instead of the subway?

[Kelly Collette]

You know how long it took me to figure out the Twin Cities were named after Minneapolis? St. Paul. Being twins, I thought they just had twin owners for the longest time, like mayors.

[Chick McGee]

Like.

[Kelly Collette]

I just thought they were like two identical twin mayors, you know, the Winklevoss is all.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Kelly Collette]

And they just owned the theme. Right now I was walking through the airport and I just saw a sign.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like Twin Cities, 1957. Jerry Lee Lewis Records. Great ball of fire in Memphis, Tennessee.

[Chick McGee]

Bob the Cake.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a big fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Marry his cousin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's why I'm a fan. I don't care. I don't care for the music. I like his life choices.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a lot of free time. His wife would be another room doing her homework for seventh grade.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm just a big fan of that sound. I am. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

On 1964. Boy, there's some of the stuff that makes this list. Ringo Starr passed his driver's test.

[Kelly Collette]

Okay, 64.

[Chick McGee]

I think we're at the bottom of the barrel for the Beatles information. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that's the same day that Pete Best applied for a chauffeur's license, so. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you'll never let him forget that mistake, will you?

[Tom Griswold]

Poor guy.

[Chick McGee]

But he. It wasn't his idea to leave though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No. He was kicked out of the band.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

George Martin said he was. Wasn't a good drummer.

[Pat Godwin]

Did he do anything after that?

[Ace Cosby]

He did his own little band.

[Josh Arnold]

Following up on. On this.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

I'm just curious.

[Tom Griswold]

He's been. He's been here. He toured.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, naturally.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he came to our show.

[Kelly Collette]

That's what he did.

[Chick McGee]

He used to work on the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Rolling Stones, 1978, released the album Some Girls, featuring a big hit. A disco hit. Miss you.

[Chick McGee]

They keep calling that disco. I don't consider.

[Ace Cosby]

Why.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I guess. Yeah, maybe, but I.

[Kelly Collette]

Boy, doesn't disco just dance it.

[Tom Griswold]

But it had that. That bass. It does kind of rising bass line.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll have to look it up.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that one.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know it. 1980.

[Josh Arnold]

Girl, I'm gonna miss you.

[Tom Griswold]

The Blues Brothers soundtrack. The Blues Brothers soundtrack. Number one on Billboard.

[Josh Arnold]

She caught the K day at me a mule to ride. That's the first song. I love that soundtrack.

[Tom Griswold]

And on this date in 85, MacGyver premiered on ABC.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Great show.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's Richard Dean Anderson now?

[Chick McGee]

Making other awful TV shows, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Why hasn't he showed up?

[Josh Arnold]

He was a Stargate guy, right?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I mean, just like dead behind the eyes kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I don't know. Just no personality.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing but as an address, a gym.

[Chick McGee]

Nance of actors.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the word MacGyver has kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Entered the vocabulary if you.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I think there are kids that say it and don't know its origin.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

I had to explain it to somebody. I was like, he put together, like. Like weird ways to get out of situations.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right. He's locked in a safe and he somehow takes a tampon on a Q tip and he's out.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Paul Hogan. This is a knife. Wow. He's 86 today. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

What are you going to do when Paul Hogan comes?

[Josh Arnold]

I like this mashup.

[Tom Griswold]

Chevy Chase. Born. Oh, wow. Born in 1943.

[Kelly Collette]

82.

[Josh Arnold]

82, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And then well known.

[Chick McGee]

Jerk.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that a bummer?

[Pat Godwin]

It is such a bummer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But a lot of laughs, but like.

[Pat Godwin]

Fist fights with people, like. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, he's so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he is really funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Those, those. Some of those. Some of those movies are terrific.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

And nobody else could do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys?

[Jessica Alsman]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of women my age, 47 or so didn't realize that he was, like, good looking.

[Pat Godwin]

I was just getting ready to say, I always thought he was good.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. And now they're like, man, I just rewatched Fletch and, oh, I didn't know he was hot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And he's kind of oblivious to it, and that's what makes him hotter. You know what I mean? Like, he didn't play up, like a.

[Tom Griswold]

Sex angle and he was never afraid to be really goofy.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's hot, too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. See if he can dig up a. A copy of the video of Lemmings, the off Broadway show with him and Belushi.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't worry about that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'll search that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. I'm trying to discuss hotness, which I don't think you understand.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom does know about.

[Josh Arnold]

Understand.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, look at him. You know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a time.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to pee.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, then I'm gonna keep talking.

[Chick McGee]

You would have him pee his pants, wouldn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to.

[Chick McGee]

You would laugh so hard.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to us feel something down there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it has been a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy Time coming up with Ally Breen. I'm certainly looking forward to that. What else can I talk about real quick? Oh, I can talk about entering our contest. Bobandtom.com contest. Get your picks in for that Steven Singer. Anything else you want to talk about, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't say anything.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It was him.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I'm just trying to stall me.

[Chick McGee]

It was you. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where it's still dry and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Producer/Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Kelly Colette.

[Kelly Collette]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hi, Chick. Jessica Alman. Hi, Josh Arnold. Hi, there A Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Alzi. Are you talking about the thing?

[Jessica Alsman]

I am talking about the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jessica Alsman]

The thing I'm growing or another thing, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I guess now we're talking about. I was gonna say the Adam Sandler show. You went to.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, well, yeah. That's pretty public. Caitlin Clark was there. That was.

[Kelly Collette]

Wow. The basketball player.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, yeah. Wow. That's what we have now. Adam Sandler concert was fantastic, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun.

[Jessica Alsman]

He did a brand new song, like kind of all dedicated towards comedy and comedians. So I hope he performs that somewhere live, like maybe on SNL or something.

[Ali Breen]

Cool.

[Jessica Alsman]

It was a nice little pickme up. A new song, kind of a tribute.

[Tom Griswold]

To all the comedians of the past, Abbott and Costello, all the way from.

[Jessica Alsman]

Like the very beginning through, you know, current. It was very exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Jessica Alsman]

So it's like, you know, things are bad, but you. Let's focus on some comedy, find some joy.

[Kelly Collette]

It was great.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good. I know you're a huge Adam Sandler fan. You, of course appear in the movie.

[Jessica Alsman]

I was in Happy Gilmore too. Yes, as a one of many extras. But it was exciting just to get to see him do his Happy Gilmore swing and how it all comes together. It's so great.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool, cool. I'm glad you had a good time.

[Josh Arnold]

What about the other thing?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you just can't leave that.

[Jessica Alsman]

I thought that was the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the baby thing. What?

[Kelly Collette]

Ah, congrats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Salzman stole the baby.

[Kelly Collette]

I stole a baby.

[Chick McGee]

You get up there and get me a toddler.

[Jessica Alsman]

And then I put it in my uterus so I could just, you know, incubate it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you went weird with it.

[Jessica Alsman]

You stole a baby in your scenario.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I didn't shove it up into somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

You're talking. So you're talking about it, obviously.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

20, 20 weeks pregnant.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're. You're a pro with these baby things. Are you going to be in the in the delivery room to help her get the baby out. I mean, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I called hr, and apparently that's problematic.

[Kelly Collette]

I mean, he's thrown away two microwaves, so he just chuck it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The last time I was in the birthing room, one of the nurses thought.

[Chick McGee]

I was a doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

The beautiful woman giving birth to dad. He was very confused. I can see you'd make their mistake. That's true.

[Chick McGee]

You know. Where did that come from? Baby in the bathwater. What do you think on that one? Don't throw the baby.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Because of the hierarchy. When you only had. They would boil water and they would make a hot bath, and there was a family hierarchy. The.

[Chick McGee]

The baby would go first, obviously.

[Tom Griswold]

The last. The last one to go would be the baby.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Then you throw away the bathwater. Right.

[Chick McGee]

You throw out.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that the hierarchy? The guy would go first, then the dad, then the mom, then the kids in order of their birth. I think that's what it was.

[Kelly Collette]

Do you want me to tell you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What does it say?

[Kelly Collette]

It dates back to the 16th century Germany, where it literally meant what it sounded like. After bathing a family in the same bathtub, the water would be filthy by the end. But you still wouldn't want to dump the baby out with it.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, you wouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No. No, you sure wouldn't. That sounds like the baby went last there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure if.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently in Germany, they had to make it plain and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Other than common sense, you know, this.

[Josh Arnold]

Is happening a lot. Should we come up with a saying?

[Chick McGee]

I think we should.

[Tom Griswold]

A cool saying.

[Chick McGee]

Don't park under a tree.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, a lot of sayings like, there's more than one way to skin a cat. How do you know that, Frank? Well, I'm just saying there have been many methods. You're not invited.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

What's the.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the one about swinging a cat?

[Josh Arnold]

Like you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a. That kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Member of PETA.

[Jessica Alsman]

What did the cats do to anybody? Why are they always the bad guys?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's move forward here. Once again, Kelly Colette is here with us. Kelly's gonna be on stage at the Hashtag Comedy Club in Columbus, Ohio, this Friday night.

[Kelly Collette]

One night, two shows.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, but right now, you've got a stack of news. And front of you.

[Kelly Collette]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you feel like reading about?

[Kelly Collette]

How about this one? A man hospitalized after eating 6.6 pounds of gummies in three days.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Kelly Collette]

A truck driver from the UK was hospitalized after eating 6.6 pounds of Gummies, Mr. Nathan Remington purchased a giant container of Haribo Cola jelly gummies and consumed the lot in three days. He soon began experiencing severe abdominal pain, sweating, high blood pressure, and cold sweat. He was taken to the hospital where healthcare workers found unusually high levels of gelatin in his digestive tract and diagnosed him with acute diverticulosis.

[Tom Griswold]

Diverticulitis.

[Kelly Collette]

Thank you. I appreciate. Gesundheit.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

I do have diverticulosis. It's been a while since. Is it osis or you have osis and then when it gets flared up and inflamed, it's itis.

[Tom Griswold]

There's our saying.

[Kelly Collette]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You have osis. One day.

[Kelly Collette]

The 33 year old spent six days in intensive care, but ultimately made a full recovery. Gummy bears. Gummy.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. Honestly, I think I was. I. This guy might have been trying to quit smoking.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think somebody told me.

[Kelly Collette]

Substituted it with gummy bears. Cola flavored.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But he ate six pounds of them. And my God. Lucky they weren't the kind of gummies we have over here.

[Kelly Collette]

That's what I thought marijuana was gonna be.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

I was thinking that too.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the headline was misleading.

[Kelly Collette]

Six point.

[Josh Arnold]

It just says gummies.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When you hear gummies, you hear.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's so easy to get constipated like that, though. If I eat a whole bag of like the marshmallows in a sitting. Because it usually happens because they're so easy.

[Kelly Collette]

Like the serving size is a bag.

[Jessica Alsman]

Pretty much.

[Josh Arnold]

A bag of marshmallows.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jessica Alsman]

They're just there.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you get a bag of gummies, your turds are going to be translucent.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. They're not moving.

[Josh Arnold]

Like gelatin itself.

[Kelly Collette]

He was only 33. I feel like this is just a typical 33 year old thing to not know.

[Josh Arnold]

That is around the age where you go, oh, my body can't do this anymore.

[Kelly Collette]

We do what we used to do, which was eat seven pounds of gummies, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what else do you got over there?

[Kelly Collette]

Let's see. Speaking of eating, let's do this one. A woman eats 10 sheets of paper a day. Ms. Yaz Chapman has an unusual obsession. She likes to eat paper.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if she removes the staple.

[Kelly Collette]

She says her addiction began in 2015 when she took her first bite of paper while pregnant with her first child. Now 34, she eats about 10 sheets of paper a day, claiming that she craves it like chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

She explains. I'll Fold the paper in half, rip it into strips, put it in my pocket, and then chew it upward like spaghetti.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, do you want a snack? Yeah. Do you have any college rules?

[Kelly Collette]

Fine line. Ms. Chapman says she does not suffer any adverse health effects from her habit, but drinks plenty of water to prevent constipation. Her activity is known as pica, an eating disorder. Where is where a person consumes and eats non edible food items?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jessica Alsman]

Usually it's like dirt, though. I would think with pica. I never heard of people eating paper.

[Tom Griswold]

It's anything that isn't food.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, yeah, the strange addiction. When they had couch cushions, she would just like, tear apart the couch and.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to go out for Asian tonight? Yeah. How about origami?

[Kelly Collette]

Origami.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, is the doordash guy here? Yeah, the doordash guy from Staples. I gotta get some.

[Kelly Collette]

They used to say you could, like, eat a tissue or a napkin. Like models could use that to lose weight. They would drink water to expand in your stomach.

[Jessica Alsman]

Cotton balls.

[Kelly Collette]

Cotton balls, yeah. Yeah. That's probably how stuff like that starts.

[Jessica Alsman]

But they were skinny and pretty, and that's all that matters.

[Tom Griswold]

That's awful. I wonder if she gets a candy bar and eats the wrapper. Throws away.

[Josh Arnold]

The bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Throws away.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes. This woman is actually a goat, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

She said it was like.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you bury the Lee. What's that chick?

[Chick McGee]

She's like chocolate. So you wouldn't eat the chocolate. You'd eat the paper.

[Kelly Collette]

Ten's a lot, though. Ten sheets they could see like just down in one a day as, like a snack.

[Tom Griswold]

The good news is, I guess paper beats eating rocks or scissors.

[Josh Arnold]

It does. Yeah. Paper definitely beats rocks.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be very, very tough.

[Kelly Collette]

Paper beats rock.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, it's going to be sexy time with Ali Breen. But first, Chick McGee.

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, sexy time with Ali Breen. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the Silac Insurance News Desk desk, it's Kelly Colette.

[Kelly Collette]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Jessica Alman. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

And I want to know what time it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy time with Ally Breen. Let's see if we can bring her up in the big screen. There she is.

[Kelly Collette]

Hello.

[Ali Breen]

That was like old school again.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you naked?

[Ali Breen]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, for us.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you naked?

[Kelly Collette]

Really is sexy tan.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a shirt on?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You can see the gray stuff.

[Ali Breen]

My hair's just.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you see the frame?

[Chick McGee]

You tease.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say a special hello to the ladies now. We begin with Kelly Collette, comedian who's sitting in. You guys need to become friends because she's about to move to New York City.

[Kelly Collette]

I'm coming.

[Ali Breen]

Very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can be the two blondes. And Ally is a New York City comedian. She's great. Great. Also, by the way, we have the pregnant one in the studio. Yes, it's Jessica. Jessica Alsman is here.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hello.

[Ali Breen]

Congrats, Jess. Oh, my God.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's so exciting. We're gonna raise her right. I tell you what.

[Kelly Collette]

It's a girl. Do you know?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, it's a girl.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. You got the good one.

[Chick McGee]

I knew it.

[Tom Griswold]

Little, little baby. Thomasina.

[Chick McGee]

We got the good one.

[Tom Griswold]

And then congratulations to Kathy Fuller from West Olive, Michigan, our week five winner in our pigskin picks competition. She gets that $500 E gift card to Steven Singer jewelers. You could win. To get your picks in before Thursday night, just go to bob and tom.com contest. I'm almost out of breath.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, my pics are already up on the Chick McGee on Instagram for the week six.

[Tom Griswold]

You had a solid week last solid week. Now, do you have a name for the baby? And if so, you don't have to say what it is, just yes or no.

[Jessica Alsman]

Know I'm gonna say no.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Tossing around.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should have a competition. People should submit.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, yeah, bring it.

[Kelly Collette]

A good idea.

[Jessica Alsman]

I love it when people ask. I just say Danica. And then they're like, oh, okay.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because your. Your man is Donnie.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes. And then I'm Jessica. And together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he have any input on this?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes, he will.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You don't know.

[Jessica Alsman]

He doesn't get the middle name.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's the way to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Although Donica is pretty funny. Is it?

[Ali Breen]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but you spend all the time going, no, it's not Danica.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let me explain to Ms. Collette the way this show works. People send us. Misguided people send us email, actually, to Ally with Love Trouble. We try to fix it, and some.

[Chick McGee]

Think we can actually help.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a.

[Chick McGee]

It's really stunning.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. What do you got, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Okay. Dear Allie, my girlfriend has a new best friend who's a guy. If they went way back, I'd be totally okay with it. But they met after we started dating. Isn't that a little disrespectful? Am I allowed to tell her? I don't like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Get over it. Have some self confidence.

[Jessica Alsman]

Some women can't be friends with other women. Yeah, probably because they're bitches. So maybe you should break up.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Kelly Collette]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

You never. I've always heard that if a woman doesn't have any female friends, you gotta.

[Kelly Collette]

It's kind of a red flag.

[Chick McGee]

Watch out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she probably does, though. She probably does have female friends. But now she has a great guy friend.

[Jessica Alsman]

A guy shows up and now he's number one.

[Kelly Collette]

Is he gay? That could be a difference.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd make a big difference.

[Ali Breen]

It sounds like.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Ali Breen]

I mean, he wouldn't have a problem if it was a gay friend. I would hope that was. Would be crazy.

[Chick McGee]

How about this work husband, work wife situation? Josh, are you fine?

[Josh Arnold]

I think anyone. No, I think it's kind of silly, but I do think anyone in a healthy relationship that wouldn't bother them.

[Kelly Collette]

You just asked me to be your work wife, like five minutes and you were.

[Josh Arnold]

You seemed bothered by it. What I'm saying is we have a toxic relationship.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, you can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform with your letters. Well, I don't think we solved this one, but let's move on.

[Josh Arnold]

I say get. You know, she's with you, dude. Don't worry about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Is it also.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Ali Breen]

Is it a bigger red flag if a female has no male friends or if she has only male friends? Because there are females who, like, only get along with guys, too, which is also kind of a red flag, I think.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so. I. I know. I know someone very specifically who. Only. A woman who only has male friends. Really? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She kind of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Just very bright.

[Kelly Collette]

She'd be really lonely. I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Is she your friend?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm friends with her.

[Jessica Alsman]

Has she slept with any of her friends?

[Kelly Collette]

Good question.

[Chick McGee]

Have you slept with. Oh, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

But you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Kelly Collette]

I watched When Harry Met Sally. I think that this guy has obviously a right to tell her. It makes me uncomfortable. And then she gets to choose what she wants to do with that information.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's fair.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you want to give a logical, healthy.

[Pat Godwin]

We're not doing that.

[Kelly Collette]

I just gotta explain the rules.

[Tom Griswold]

I think citing Nora Ephron script is the way to go. Let's move on. What else have we got, Ali?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend of two years started wearing a rubber when we have sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Rubber.

[Ali Breen]

I'm on the pill. And he never. I know.

[Chick McGee]

Rubber.

[Ali Breen]

I'm on the pill and never wore one. He never wore one before. I asked him and he's said he's starting to get really worried about me getting pregnant. Is this suspicious?

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I think anytime a guy willingly puts on a condom, it's suspicious.

[Ace Cosby]

He's hiding the drip.

[Chick McGee]

There's something that he either, yeah, I think he has some sort of disease or he's got another woman stashed somewhere.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yep.

[Kelly Collette]

He would pull out first.

[Jessica Alsman]

I would think that's a better option than just, oh, I'm wearing a condom now.

[Josh Arnold]

Better option for the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You might get pregnant. They call people that pull out parents.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, condoms are only 12% effective.

[Chick McGee]

If that.

[Tom Griswold]

Also.

[Josh Arnold]

What is.

[Ali Breen]

Do you guys call condoms rubbers or is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Ali Breen]

I was going to say. I haven't heard that in a while.

[Chick McGee]

I prefer Jimmy hat.

[Tom Griswold]

I prefer Harlem river whitefish. Wow. I don't know. Does this woman give off a vibe that she wants to get pregnant, do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not if she's on the pill.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Does he think she's lying? I guess that's a possibility.

[Josh Arnold]

He's covering something up, literally and figuratively.

[Chick McGee]

Is it parenthood where Rick Moranis goes to the diaphragm to see if he can get water.

[Josh Arnold]

And boy, if it's not dripping.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Maybe he's an NBA player.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah. He took those classes.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Well, let's. Let's move on. Once again, we're talking with Allie Breen. A L L I B R E E N. Also, she's on Only Fans at A L L I B. See what's going on with her Only Fans page. But right now, what have you got? Allie?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my girlfriend gets a sports massage every week that's in quotations, and it's always with the same guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's how massages often work.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Ali Breen]

It's like a therapist. I told her she should go to different masseuses because it's impossible to not develop feelings for someone who's rubbing you down naked every single week.

[Chick McGee]

It's impossible.

[Josh Arnold]

This is so dumb.

[Ali Breen]

She accused me of being jealous and crazy, but if I had some hot girl run me down every single week, I don't think she'd be that happy about it. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, who knows?

[Kelly Collette]

Getting a haircut.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. This is not how this works. Or, yeah, you more.

[Kelly Collette]

He's probably professional.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I think Kelly's onto something here. There's some projection.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. He's gotten massages where he's gotten some feelings. Obviously, you're right.

[Jessica Alsman]

I want to know who does his hair because that, like, shampooing and leathering. I could be very sensitive.

[Kelly Collette]

And she listens to my feelings and thoughts.

[Ali Breen]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. Any girl he's going to on a regular basis, he apparently has feelings for.

[Kelly Collette]

Right. The girl's falafel joint that he goes to. She hands me my change so seductively.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good restaurant waffle joint.

[Josh Arnold]

There's nothing sadder and potentially more dangerous than insecure men. I cannot take it.

[Ace Cosby]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean by that?

[Kelly Collette]

You talking about me?

[Jessica Alsman]

Plus, if she was hiding getting the, like, massages, that's when I would be worried. Like, if she was lying about going to get it, that's when you gotta.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Completely open and honest here. It's like going. It really is like going to the doctor.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hide in plain sight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but we can go back two letters. Is the guy gay? Yeah, that would make this letter.

[Ali Breen]

That would make it a lot better.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Ali Breen]

I hope we could care.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's keep moving. We're doing a lot of damage. A lot of damage. What do we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my divorced mom is starting to date again, and she's really Letting her freak flag fly. I'm happy for her and I'm fine with it. I just don't want the details, which she insists on giving me. How can I be supportive while still being like, gross, you're my mom.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Boy, I talk.

[Chick McGee]

Tell her. Make words.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Make words and tell her what's up.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Mom, I'm really thrilled and I'm really happy, but there must be somebody else you can tell these details.

[Ali Breen]

Gotta get some better friends.

[Kelly Collette]

Friends. See, this is why it's important to have girlfriends. This is why women who are like, I only hang out with guys you talk to your adult son about.

[Jessica Alsman]

I bet she has no one to talk to, though, because all the other friends are probably still in the same relationship and probably judging her because they're jealous that she's getting back out there and having, like, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you want some boundaries?

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. Honey, have you eaten today? Also, I got railed last night.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, speaking against getting eaten, let.

[Tom Griswold]

Me tell you something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to stand up because last night, Roger really gave it to me.

[Chick McGee]

That guy was named right? Huh? Roger.

[Kelly Collette]

I got mail here.

[Ali Breen]

I mean, this isn't the worst because we've had it where a parent is actually bringing her dates back and having loud experiences constantly. So at least it's not that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. It could be worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Not. They're both awful boundaries, ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead and tell you.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. We're talking with comedian Ali Breen and hanging out in the studio, comedian Kelly Collette. Jessica Alsman, the pregnant one, is here with us with a little baby girl in there somewhere.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Swimming around, hanging out.

[Kelly Collette]

So much estrogen in the room right now.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward here. What do we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I have a. Oh, I have a work husband who's awesome and makes it really fun to go to work. We're both married and very flirty, but I know nothing would ever happen between us because, honestly, this guy's way out of my league. The problem is, if he wasn't, I'd hook up with him in a second. My friend said that if I'm not cheating only because I'm unable to, it's just as bad as cheating. And she also said, never introduce my husband to my work husband cause it'll make him insecure. But I kind of want them both to meet and see if it makes either one of them jealous. Is that crazy?

[Tom Griswold]

You are a psycho bitch.

[Josh Arnold]

You are unhappy in your current relationship. That's all there is to this. You're looking for a way to blow it up.

[Jessica Alsman]

You love attention.

[Ali Breen]

Yes, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not vilifying this lady. I think these are natural. But you are unhappy in your relationship.

[Jessica Alsman]

But you want to introduce him, like, now.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Jessica Alsman]

We can fight over.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why she wants to. She's trying to set off a grenade.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

Right. It's like a girl at a bar trying to flirt with someone in front of their boyfriend to see if someone will fight for them. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Ali Breen]

It's a.

[Kelly Collette]

That's messy.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise, three way. Next.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Producer/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You got it right?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. Devil's Freeway. Three way. Right there. That could be the solution.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that called? Is that the Eiffel Tower?

[Josh Arnold]

That's one.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps London. London Bridge.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is one of the guys?

[Kelly Collette]

Depends if you're standing or not.

[Tom Griswold]

High fiving.

[Kelly Collette]

That's the Eiffel Tower.

[Chick McGee]

Eiffel Tower.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know that?

[Kelly Collette]

I read the Internet.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Let's get back to Allie Breen. What else we got over there?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I just moved in with my boyfriend and he's always had a ring camera at the front door. But right before I moved in, he got a whole indoor camera system, too. He says it's for security. And I said, all right, so I'll just turn them off when I'm home. And he said, no, why would I do that? And we're basically in a fight over me. Theoretically cheating. When I just don't want him to be able to watch me all the time. Who's the crazy one here?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're both kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't really want to know either of you.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Wait a minute.

[Jessica Alsman]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

He just wants to know if there's someone in the house?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Ali Breen]

He has always had an outdoor camera system, but now that she's moving in, he's getting an indoor camera system. Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

So that's creepy.

[Ali Breen]

That is super creepy.

[Josh Arnold]

So the timing is just weird, too.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, she. She wants to be able to turn them off when she's home inside. So he's not just, like, watching her, but he's like, no, you have to leave them on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I don't. You kind of get that. Something happens. You want the video.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't need him to judge me. Walking around talking.

[Kelly Collette]

We can't pick our noses anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gonna see someone going in the front. The door.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Right. And now you're in the house.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure she's stealing from him. Something.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right. She's Putting stuff in her purse and walking out.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise you wouldn't wear. About the cameras.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You klepto.

[Kelly Collette]

No, that's not true. You want to be able to, like, walk around, do a little, you know, put on the new Taylor Swift, take your top off, whatever you want to do.

[Josh Arnold]

But there are some delusions.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow down a second. So you got the new Taylor Swift album, took your top off and danced around your apartment.

[Kelly Collette]

It's life of a show, girl. You have to do it.

[Chick McGee]

You have the right to do whatever you want.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

That's how you celebrate Taylor Swift's new album.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been doing it wrong. I took my pants off.

[Chick McGee]

In front of the big and the cameras.

[Ali Breen]

You really only need them when no one's home. Like, you want to see if someone breaks in when no one's home. If you're there, you'd know. Yeah, I think that he's being. He's a psycho.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

He is trusted and wants to watch.

[Ali Breen]

Her all the time.

[Chick McGee]

He should have set up a fake switch and said, well, this turns the cameras on.

[Tom Griswold]

Aha.

[Chick McGee]

And then don't worry about it anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the answer.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she's.

[Chick McGee]

Why is dick.

[Ali Breen]

You should market that. That's genius.

[Kelly Collette]

For.

[Josh Arnold]

Why does she think he's watching?

[Jessica Alsman]

Because he got upset when she goes, I want to turn him off while I'm here.

[Josh Arnold]

So somebody breaks in now, beats her up. Now there's no evidence. There's nothing they can do because the cameras. Because she was worried he might see her without makeup on.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, hopefully he uses the front door when he beats her up.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Let's not. If anybody get beaten up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the way this is going, I'm going to go beat her up.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Well, that concludes our episode of Sexy Time. Thank you, Ally. You working this weekend?

[Ali Breen]

We got a lot done. Yes, I'm going to be at the Comic Strip on Saturday and Gotham on Sunday.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. You can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform. Thank you, Ali.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Producer/Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

You today.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the SILAC Insurance news desk. It's Kelly Collette.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

And Jessica Alsman.

[Kelly Collette]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

And Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, everyone.

[Chick McGee]

Ace cognitive. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Hello.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

You have posted your sports picks for the NFL already at the Chick McGee McGee on Instagram.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoy including my hideous picture of me as a 13 year old. It's not hideous. No, it isn't good. It's, it's, it's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we have sitting in today, Kelly Colette is sitting in at the silent like insurance news desk. She'll be on stage coming up at the Hashtag Comedy club in Columbus, Ohio. Coming up this Friday.

[Kelly Collette]

This Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

And see her live and in person.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't miss it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a long history of dating with any interesting stories or were you.

[Kelly Collette]

No, I don't have any. I was married for a really long time. I got married at 23, which I think is pretty young, even for midwest kind of things. Yeah. I think the funniest thing about getting married was trying to register for something at that young age because I didn't know how to be a person yet, let alone know what I was gonna need. So when I got married, I registered for an ice cream maker and a bicycle. Can't get married without a bicycle. But like it wasn't until my 30s that I knew what a colander was. A colander, Sure. I just thought of was a terrible bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

You know I can't eat cereal.

[Kelly Collette]

Right. I know. I was like.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're. You're not a cook and all?

[Kelly Collette]

Not. Wasn't a cook then. Yeah. It just, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

How long were you married?

[Kelly Collette]

Fifteen. Yeah. Did my. Did my time. I did my nickel. Came out.

[Tom Griswold]

Three nickels. Very good.

[Jessica Alsman]

Did you get a bicycle though? For.

[Kelly Collette]

I did. I did got a. I got a bicycle.

[Chick McGee]

If you go by the gift table and there's a bike at the wedding, that's y. That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be better though.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Kelly Collette]

Just get things you really want.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Cool gifts.

[Kelly Collette]

Like I really need spatulas.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a grown up Christmas list.

[Tom Griswold]

Who wants matching china when you get a cool bike?

[Kelly Collette]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna use the bike. China's just gonna get dusty.

[Kelly Collette]

Just gonna break.

[Tom Griswold]

I see now. Are you a candy eater?

[Kelly Collette]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Because you're very slender.

[Kelly Collette]

Thank you. I love candy. Having a little sweet treat almost every night. I'm in my peanut butter cup era.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Kelly Collette]

That's what I'm into. I love a Swedish fish. I got those See's candies, those very expensive bougie suckers from Seattle. Get them shipped in.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Kelly Collette]

I have a candy jar. So. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I brought it up because we have candy in the news.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes, we do. A new survey reveals how much candy Americans typically buy for Halloween. According to the Talker research poll of 5,000 US adults, around 132 million American households purchased about 745.8 million pounds of candy during Halloween every year. The average American purchases four and a half bags of candy per season with 50% opting for the large or party size candy bars.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's half that's more than I would have thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I kind of question that.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I. I'll look at my kids bags when they get a lot of fun. A lot of fun sides.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. Who. And by the way, who's the guy that thought of that?

[Kelly Collette]

Not so fun.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a mad. That's a Madison Avenue guy. Wait a minute. Let's make them smaller, call them the.

[Kelly Collette]

Fun size and the big ones are called a party.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like. It's like when Starbucks said. I know. Make the smallest ones and call them tall.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll fool. That'll fool them.

[Josh Arnold]

I like king silver size. That's right. A king.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

For the king.

[Kelly Collette]

A diplomat.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think the candy industries, like remember report came out that NOrelco shavers like 99 of their inventory was sold at Christmas. And you think candy manufacturing like got to be like a hundred percent October to. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe March.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Easter and. Yeah, that's I would imagine. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I would think. Yeah. What else would you. A Christmas. I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

But there are a lot of business that they do most of their business when a certain holiday comes by.

[Josh Arnold]

Christmas trees, primarily December.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the fireworks thing. You try selling fireworks in December, you already get a few.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey, Tom. Josh has got a good point to be made here. Go ahead. I don't think I've ever heard you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, no, yeah. Christmas trees. Primarily December, primarily December. Fireworks stands open.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? You get a bargain on a Christmas tree. December 26th, live trees.

[Kelly Collette]

I got some more candy facts if you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's starting.

[Kelly Collette]

I didn't know. I didn't know the rules. Rules.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, keep going.

[Kelly Collette]

Chocolatey 85, chewy 50 and fruity 45. Candy ranked at as the top three most popular types.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's not on. There is hard candy.

[Kelly Collette]

That's what I was wondering.

[Josh Arnold]

Those little strawberries.

[Jessica Alsman]

Strawberries are my favorite feeling inside.

[Kelly Collette]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jessica Alsman]

I love them.

[Kelly Collette]

They're always like stale.

[Tom Griswold]

There are certain candy bars I've never tried. Bit O Honey. Are those any good?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't care for them.

[Chick McGee]

Those are real good.

[Tom Griswold]

They are.

[Chick McGee]

I never seek them out, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Rallo.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S the guy who plays craps behind the church.

[Chick McGee]

Am I covered? Am I covered?

[Ali Breen]

Ralo.

[Josh Arnold]

Rolling bones.

[Kelly Collette]

I've never had a Mounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're pretty good. If you like coconut though.

[Kelly Collette]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate coconut.

[Kelly Collette]

What's the other one that goes with that Almond Joy?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that coconut too?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, but almonds Almond Joy has the almond mouse mounds. Don't. As the ad says. Isn't I. Almond Joy's got nuts and I really hit almond.

[Kelly Collette]

Brothers.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost as stupid as Ralos are awesome. Rolos are amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

What's in them?

[Chick McGee]

A caramel.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'd love to get some.

[Chick McGee]

They're like giant chocolate caramel pills is what they are.

[Kelly Collette]

They look like what they they. You put a dog pill in.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Kelly Collette]

They look like a pill pocket for a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason, your assignment today. Get some ros.

[Josh Arnold]

Ros.

[Tom Griswold]

Ros.

[Josh Arnold]

Because they roll.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you remember their.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're in a roll.

[Chick McGee]

Remember their commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

Rolo.

[Chick McGee]

Rolo to a friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Rolo Rolo to God.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know that one.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't had one in 20 years probably.

[Jessica Alsman]

But if you're going to go Rolo, you might as well go Carmelo.

[Kelly Collette]

Caramel. Is it Carmelo?

[Chick McGee]

Same thing.

[Kelly Collette]

Carmelo Anthony.

[Chick McGee]

Different shape.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's like the Wonka chocolate bars.

[Kelly Collette]

So much better.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are delicious.

[Jessica Alsman]

God, they're so good.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Well, which van would you get into? A guy who had rolos or a guy who had caramellos?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, which one's cuter?

[Kelly Collette]

A guy with a caramel can take me with a knife and I'd still get it. That is how good they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they. Are those bigger than the Rollos? They're bigger, you dick.

[Kelly Collette]

And the chocolate is thinner, so you get like a little crunch, a little crisp with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are like four cubes of caramel covered in chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Put together the ral.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I used to love is you Nestle Crunch bar. I love when I was a kid, they were like 8x10 yes. Crunch bars that were out there and.

[Tom Griswold]

That you'd break off the pieces where they were scored so you could break them off.

[Chick McGee]

It was amazing, man.

[Kelly Collette]

Did you guys ever do the bazooka bubble gum?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I never really loved it, but sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I just did it for the comics because they were so. They were so moving.

[Chick McGee]

Cutting edge comedy.

[Kelly Collette]

Getting the Laffy Taffy for the jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Kelly Collette]

Saved. Extra little bonus. I got one more. One third of respondents admit that their entire candy haul will be gone within the first week. One third of people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I always over buy and then I bring it in here. Same. So. But that seems to. What was the original stat? £4 per person.

[Kelly Collette]

£4 and and half bags of candy.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds about right for a busy neighborhood.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

No one comes to my house anymore. They all. I get like 10 trick or treaters.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'M sure it's nothing to do with.

[Kelly Collette]

Nothing to do with me and old.

[Josh Arnold]

Lady Colette's house and the caramels.

[Chick McGee]

Some say it's haunted.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I got. Is caramel a bar or.

[Kelly Collette]

It is a bar, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's one of those, too. We could. We could compare.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe that's a Cadbury product.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I see.

[Jessica Alsman]

I'm sorry, is that not the same name? It's a purple bar, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It is, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we know which sells more?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It says she I mentioned.

[Chick McGee]

Perfectly valid.

[Kelly Collette]

I can find it, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

The Carmelo underwriters for the Chocolate Factory.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get on this and let you know.

[Chick McGee]

Candy expert once again, Kelly. Whatever. Rallo.

[Tom Griswold]

Jessica and company. Now that you're voting for two.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And you do get to vote, by the way. Twice come November. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Producer/Announcer]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom show on October 17th.

[Chick McGee]

I'm an angel.

[Tom Griswold]

See the wings? Don't miss the new comedy Good Fortune.

[Josh Arnold]

Starring Seth Rogen, Aziz Ansari and Keanu Reeves. Critics rave. It's Heaven Sent Me.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a budget.

[Chick McGee]

Guardian angel, kinda. You were very unhelpful.

[Josh Arnold]

Good Fortune, directed by Aziz Ansari. Rated R.