The BOB & TOM Show - October 9, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – October 9, 2025

Overview

The October 9, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a lively, comedic roundtable blending current events, playful banter, classic show bits, music talk, and conversational meanderings. The hosts—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Jess Hooker, and Ace Cosby—are joined by comedians Greg Morton and Al Jackson. Along with the usual blend of news, sports, and riffing, the show highlights listener interactions, quirky news items, Halloween traditions, and includes the “Shoe-In of the Week” contest segment with a special listener guest.

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Key Discussion Points and Segments

1. Halloween Traditions & Comedy Bits

• Pumpkin Carving Song
  The show opens with a humorous, original song lampooning the mess and weirdness of carving pumpkins:
  • "Cut that, cut that pumpkin face, family fun activity we all embrace, when the leaves are leaving and the moon's blood red. I gotta stab me some punkin head." (Chick McGee/Griswold, 01:33–02:28)
  • The lyrics playfully compare pumpkin cleaning to uncomfortable medical procedures.
  • Memorable Moment: “Cleaning a pumpkin ain’t no fun. It’s one of those things that must be done, like checking a bull for prostate knots. Just roll up your sleeve and take off your watch...” (Chick McGee, 02:09)

2. Show Introductions, Banter & Cast Check-in

• Hosts discuss wardrobe choices, hair changes, and Chick’s evolving approach to "soft" and "hard" clothes (meaning at-home vs work attire).
• Notable Quote:
  • “Our opinions would have to matter to her, for her to feel self…” (Josh Arnold about Jess, 06:18)
  • Light debate about colorblindness in distinguishing navy vs black.

3. Slang, Language, and Generational Gaps

• 'DNF' (Damn Near Friday) and 'DTF' (and other texting acronyms) are discussed, leading to much riffing on generational slang and double entendres.
  • “Are you DTF?”
  • “Right now? I’m busy. We have things to do.” (Tom Griswold, 07:33)
• Joke detours into misunderstandings of sexual innuendo, highlighting playful discomfort.
• References to band/brand T-shirts worn by kids who don't know the bands:
  • "I see kids wearing a ton of T-shirts for bands they can’t name a song. I always ask: what's your favorite song by that band? Of course, they never know." (Listener Joe's letter, 19:11)

4. Listener Letters & Long-Running Gags

• Thumbtacks in Poster’s Eyes:
  “Had this odd thing about putting thumbtacks through the eyes of people in the posters. I didn’t like them looking at me.” (Chick McGee - Simon’s letter, 21:16)
• Coulrophilia (clowns fetish) joke:
  "One time I hosted an orgy and everyone showed up in the same car." (Listener Eric, circus joke, 21:44)
• 'Chest Crack' from a kindergartner (a boy's observation about his teacher's cleavage): "I don't like her chest crack in my face." (Listener Michelle’s story, 24:11)

5. Wedding Registries, Gifts, and Practicality

• Joke about registering wedding gifts at Guitar Center, and debate about the uselessness of fine china.
  • “As a joke, I registered at the Guitar Center.” (Listener letter, 23:08)

6. Mental Health and Therapy

• Tom spotlights World Mental Health Day and promotes therapy via BetterHelp, riffing that sometimes, “it’s very important to talk to someone outside your circle…”

7. News & Pop Culture Lightning Round

• Gene Simmons Fainting Incident: The panel jokes about simmons’ “terrible” wig and rich people’s attachment to favorite (sometimes tacky) items.
  • “You think he could afford a better wig? My god, the picture they had of him...” (Tom, 08:17)
• Dolly Parton Health Scare:
  “Her sister had said, ‘Pray for Dolly!’... Dolly said, ‘No, I’m not dying.’” (13:16)
• Frida (Dolly’s sister, also an Abba member’s name): Launches into 80s music digression—“Isn’t that one of the people in Abba?” (Tom, 12:33)
• Band/Gender Demographics:
  • Exploration about bands with mostly male followings (Rush, metal bands), letters from female fans, and jokes about Rush’s “all male” audiences.

8. Sports & NFL Contest

• Multiple reminders to enter the weekly “Pigskin Pick Em’” contest for a $500 e-gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers.
• Chick & Tom riff on Kathy Fuller’s win, joking about gender tropes and giving her a hard time in jest.
• Yankees lose in the playoffs; panel riffs on sports fandom and the love/hate ratio for teams like the Yankees, Cowboys, Patriots.

9. “Hard Clothes” vs “Soft Clothes” & Men’s Underwear

• A lengthy, humorous discussion revisits the cast’s home attire and underwear preferences:
  • Jess on why tighty-whities are a dealbreaker.
  • Boxer briefs vs. tighty whities and "the underwear industry’s shift."

10. Product “Truths” & Obsessions

• Jeans washing debate:
  “Not washing your jeans was debunked—was he the guy who said to put them in the freezer?” (Tom, 11:28)
• Host uniform habits—wearing the same styles daily.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• "Cleaning a pumpkin ain’t no fun. It’s one of those things that must be done, like checking a bull for prostate knots…" (Chick, 02:09)
• “Our opinions would have to matter to her, for her to feel self-conscious. And that stopped mattering a long time [ago].” (Josh & Jess, 06:18)
• "Do you know what DTF means?... Are you DTF?... Right now I’m busy." (Tom, 07:26–07:33)
• “If I crap my pants, I change them.” (Chick, 10:15)
• "When's the last time you sweat?" “Yesterday at the gym.” (Chick & Tom, 11:05–11:08)
• “Had this odd thing about putting thumbtacks through the eyes of people in the posters. I didn't like them looking at me.” (Listener letter, 21:16)
• “He had a great time and laughed the whole time. When they looked at me like I had two heads, I said, 'That's abuse.'" (Fan echoing show catchphrase, 47:35)
• "I don't like her chest crack in my face." (Michelle's story, 24:14)
• On Dolphins’ registry: “As a joke, I registered at the Guitar Center.” (23:08)

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Featured Guests: Comedians Greg Morton & Al Jackson

• Greg Morton brings stories of condo life in Toronto, bug battles (“When I hear ‘ow, something bit me,’ I know it’s time to kill...” 91:16), and classic observational bits, including “the future” (144:07–145:07)—a rapid-fire, high-energy showcase of how people from the past would be confused by tech-obsessive modern life.
• Al Jackson joins (128:10) for the weekly "Word Coach" to help Tom & crew try and decode current urban/hip slang.
  • “Cheeks” = something bad/disappointing
    “Man, I was really excited because somebody brought in a breakfast casserole, but when I tried it, man, it was cheeks...” (Al/Josh, 131:24–131:34)
  • "Buns" is similar—unimpressive, not necessarily bad, just meh.
  • Extended “booty” riff about enduring slang and medicalized terms ("gluteal cleft").

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Offbeat & Serious News Coverage

• Disneyland Haunted Mansion Death: Guest dies on the ride.
• Casualty at Disneyland: “…Not the happiest place on earth.” (75:22)
• Surfer Drives Himself to Hospital after Shark Attack: “Isn’t that amazing? Well, it depends… were his arms bitten off?” (Tom & Josh, 50:15)
• Penile Implants & MRI Conflicts: Surprisingly frank and informative, devolves into jokes about functionality, apps, and medical euphemisms (80:14–84:37).
• Fake Meat Laws: EU to ban “steak”/“burger” language for plant-based foods; discussion about Impossible Burger, Boca Burger, and the need for clarity (145:31–147:52).
• Man Attempts to Smuggle Thermos into Jail via Rectum:
  • “That's right. He put it up the exit ramp, man.” (Sheriff quote, 151:29)

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Listener Interaction & Audience Bits

• Letters about robot pets for dementia patients, quirky Halloween treats (candy cigarettes/cigars, 39:00–42:00), and a collection of world records (Joker memorabilia—22-year-old woman with 2,000+ Joker items, 70:18).

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Contest: Shoe-In of the Week

• Winner: Kathy Fuller from West Olive, Michigan, joins to pick NFL games against Chick McGee.
  • Light banter includes regional Michigan trivia and team favorites.
  • Disagreement on picks breeds playful “double shot” wagers and on-air ribbing (114:48–120:20).
  • “What a sweetie. What a nice [listener].” (Tom, 121:20)

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Music, Fandom, & TV

• Tangents about ABBA, Frida’s solo career, Phil Collins/80s music.
• Debate over band shirts, Rush concerts (“There’ll be no girls at Rush concerts!” disproved by letters, 28:31).
• New TV game shows based on Wordle and Clue, with skepticism about how well "Wordle" translates to television (93:23).

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Sports Highlights

• Recap of MLB playoffs (Yankees loss = more joy or sadness?), WNBA finals, hockey, and surfing.
• NFL contest reminders, Chick’s “picks against the spread,” and playful digs at fan allegiances.
• Segments on athlete demographics, e.g., Rush concerts' gender ratios.

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Wrap-Up

Sign-off includes:

• Reminders to check Chick’s picks on Instagram
• Raycon and Omaha Steaks ad riffs
• Final shout-outs to Greg Morton’s upcoming live appearances
• Tee-up for the next day’s show and guests

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Notable Comedic Throwback/Callback Moments

• “OJ’d” as new show slang for getting beat up/betrayed (“Looks like somebody else got OJ’d…” 32:28)
• “Cut that, cut that pumpkin face…”
• Recurring playful insults and jabs between hosts

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Episode Mood & Style

• Unapologetically silly, meandering, and rapid-fire in transitions.
• Classic “BOB & TOM” blend of irreverence, banter, current events, witty observations, and audience participation.
• Warm, inclusive, and always on the verge of (but rarely slipping into) true controversy.

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Time-stamped Segment Reference Guide

• 01:33–03:02 — Pumpkin Song/Bit
• 06:00–06:11 — Hair and wardrobe banter
• 07:02–07:20 — DTF slang definitions
• 10:00–11:12 — Jeans hygiene debate
• 20:00–22:00 — Listener letters: band shirts & posters
• 28:00–29:55 — Rush letters and gender breakdown at concerts
• 47:44–48:00 — That’s Buce catchphrase goes viral with listeners
• 75:22 — Disneyland Haunted Mansion death
• 114:48–121:15 — Shoe-In of the Week contest call (Kathy Fuller)

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This episode is a quintessential slice of BOB & TOM: accessible if you missed it, hilarious in its detours, and chock full of quotable moments and listener-involved banter.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

It'S the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Cut that cut that pumpkin face A.

[Chick McGee]

Family fun activity we all embrace when the leaves are leaving and the moon's blood red.

[Tom Griswold]

I got to stab me some punkin head.

[Chick McGee]

The blade's as sharp as it can be to perform a pumpkin head ectomy Pull the lid and the seeds they cake it I don't think the patient's got gonna make it. Cut that cut that pumpkin face the family fun activity we all embrace when the leaves are leaving and the moon's blood red.

[Tom Griswold]

Got to stab me some pumpkin head.

[Chick McGee]

Cleaning a pumpkin ain't no fun. It's one of those things that must be done like checking a bull for prostate knots. You just roll up your sleeve and take off your watch. You gotta cut that cut that pumpkin.

[Tom Griswold]

Face the family bond activity where all in breaks when the leaves are leaving.

[Chick McGee]

And the moon's I got to stab.

[Tom Griswold]

Me some pumpkin head.

[Chick McGee]

Ooh, puncture you a nostril Oo pierce me an eyeball Ooh slash you an ear hole Stab me a pie hole well cut that smile any way you want to. The teeth are plea for orthodonture the mouth cut last after the pumpkin's clean. That way you don't hear the pumpkin scream. Oh cut that, cut that pumpkin face.

[Tom Griswold]

The family fun activity we all embrace.

[Chick McGee]

When the leaves are leaving and the moon's blood red. I got to stab me some punkin head Got to stab me some pumpkin head. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios let's Get ready to rumble. It's the Bob and Tom show. At the Silax Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Today one of our favorites, comedian Greg Morton will be here. We'll talk with shoon of the week.

[Tom Griswold]

Winner this week, girl Miss Kathy Fuller and.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet face Al Jackson. Today we'll check in.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll remind everybody. Speaking of our winner from last week, Kathy Fuller. You've got plenty of opportunities today to pull over. Grab that smartphone or your laptop, whatever you're into.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to pull over.

[Tom Griswold]

Register.

[Chick McGee]

Do it later, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Or you can do it while driving.

[Chick McGee]

No, don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Steer with your knee. See how you do. I want you to enter our contest. We do it every week courtesy of Steven Singer Jewelers. You could win that 500. You could win that $500. E card. The E card.

[Chick McGee]

God help me, I love that. I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Bob and Tom's pig skin picks.

[Chick McGee]

You know what it is? It reminds me of when you were the chief or did you work with Steve Mason?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but the. We had the jingle and it was W E T O E T O. Yeah. I don't know if there's. I'm not sure if that station still on the air. I may have changed the call letters and may still be there. Who knows? What was I saying? Oh, pigskin pigs. You just pick all the winners in what is this week six of the NFL. So just go to the bobandtom.com contest and you'll find out all the details. And you could be just like Kathy Fuller. She's our first lady winner this year. And we'll find out how she picked them because she did a nice job and she's our winner. So she can go to I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

She did do a nice job, didn't she?

[Tom Griswold]

She's our winner.

[Chick McGee]

She got out of the kitchen and went out and filled out her.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a hard working woman.

[Chick McGee]

Put the baby down and put some shoes on.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. We'll find out what's going on with her. But we have a lot to get to. Of course. And once again at the Silac Insurance news desk in a kind of a dark tone today. I like that old navy. Usually you're wearing, you've been wearing red and pink.

[Chick McGee]

Is that navy?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See, I have a real problem with dark navy and black. I, I got no clue. Is there a color blindness? Dark navy and Black. I know. There's red, green.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, but yeah. Nevertheless, it looks very nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

New. New hairdo right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Less curl today.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's straight, combed forward with bangs. Don't get self conscious about this.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. God, no.

[Jess Hooker]

I promise. I, I. But it's hard to grow out a pixie haircut, and that's the process we're going through.

[Josh Arnold]

Our opinions would have to matter to her.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

For her to feel self.

[Jess Hooker]

And that stopped mattering a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course. Well, if it starts to matter, you find yourself crying in front of the vending machine. So you don't want it. Take it from me. You don't want to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Now, I've been informed that the designation for today is dnf. Anyone? I did not know this D and unaware. Damn near, damn near. Friday.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, all right.

[Chick McGee]

You mean Friday. Does that come into play?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Friday. I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's been out for a while.

[Chick McGee]

I like Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a no. That and Hangry. Say that and I know I don't want to talk to this person.

[Josh Arnold]

You might.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. It's good.

[Chick McGee]

Did Tina Fey come up with Hangry?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that her?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like her.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I like Tina Fey, so I hope not.

[Chick McGee]

Now she came up with I want to go to there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Her daughter say it in real life.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I want to go to there. Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what DTF means?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we do. Do you know what it means?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've been in for L. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you Means when you say, like, I'm down to do something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm asking if you are dtf.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes or no?

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I'm busy. We have things to do.

[Chick McGee]

Why do I get the feeling he says that all the time? Are you too busy to have sex?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I just mean that. Right.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to ever be that busy.

[Greg Morton]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I have. We have things to do here. I know you have some interesting things in the world of sports. We've got some exciting things. Letters here. Got to clear up something for Ladies and gentlemen. Gene Simmons is okay. He apparently passed out behind the wheel of his here's hope.

[Josh Arnold]

Like what?

[Tom Griswold]

An expedition? He's got a big suv.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and he doesn't have a driver that drives him when he's driving. He doesn't have a driver.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? License to the late 80s. As much money as he has.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You think he could afford a better wig? My God, the picture they had of him, it is the cheapest, worst.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like he bought it at one of those Halloween.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is stores. A bad wig, Come on.

[Jess Hooker]

Everybody has a favorite hat. Maybe it's just his favorite wig and he's worn it out and he still loves it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's his lucky wig, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

But as Chick points out, you don't buy a quality wig at one of those stores that used to be a Dairy Queen that's now doing Halloween costumes.

[Chick McGee]

What is it about the human condition that people like, they feel like, well, this is my. I love this shirt and they look like hell in it, but you know. Yeah, I just, they just feel like, feel good in that wig or in there.

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like Tom feels good the way he's dressed. And I, I don't get it. But you know, that's fine.

[Jess Hooker]

When you guys go home every day, do you. This is a term that I use and I don't know if anybody else use it. Do you take off your hard clothes and put on your soft clothes?

[Chick McGee]

I don't, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

Term. But I do.

[Jess Hooker]

Hard clothes are for out in the world, right. For work and events.

[Josh Arnold]

I take off my wrapper so the, my, my button down shirt and my shorts and so then I'm T shirts and boxers.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just shorts.

[Jess Hooker]

Just shorts.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I wear the stuff all day and then when I go to bed, I take it off.

[Chick McGee]

I will tell you this. My hard clothes, if you will. And my soft clothes are starting to blur.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they are.

[Chick McGee]

I will tell you that you look.

[Jess Hooker]

Like you're in your pajamas.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I, I have my, I have my.

[Josh Arnold]

It's cozy weather time. Go for it.

[Chick McGee]

My track pants on because they're really warm. Because it's cold. Check local. This thing's where we are. Cold snap and it feels colder.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not used to it.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You wear the same stuff all day long.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, I'll put it back on.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Oh, you mean wear it more than once?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Greg Morton]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes with jeans in the winter. Yeah. I'll wear my jeans more than one day.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

If I didn't do too much in them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I, I, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

By doing too much in them, you don't mean.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean raking. Oh, oh, no. Yeah. So long as I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Rectal emissions. Sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If I crap my pants, I change them.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good policy.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have nocturnal emissions. I have. What is it? Diurnal. What is the day one?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea. Diurnal. Sounds like you're pissing twice.

[Chick McGee]

I have two or three pair of jeans and I rotate them. I never wash them.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Ever?

[Chick McGee]

No. You're not supposed to wash your jeans, are you?

[Josh Arnold]

According to the Levi's CEO, but that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Been debunked by health.

[Chick McGee]

The guy who makes the pants. Ok.

[Josh Arnold]

They really don't get uncomfortable? Like you don't feel.

[Chick McGee]

No, they get. No, they get softer.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't get greasy or.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think's going down on my jeans?

[Josh Arnold]

If I sweat in jeans, then I wear them the next day. I can feel that I sweat in those jeans.

[Chick McGee]

Unless I'm sick or something weird's going on, I don't sweat.

[Jess Hooker]

He hasn't sweat since 92.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I pride myself on that. When's the last time you sweat?

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday at the gym.

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday at the gym? I was working out, throwing around some iron.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll wear jeans. Doing a show and the lights and everything. I'm sweating and you guys know how much work I'm doing up there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And then if I put those jeans on the next day, they just feel a little worn. They feel used.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Never run into that. Not washing your jeans was debunked. Was he the guy that said you're supposed to put them in the freezer?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, somebody said he makes the jeans. He would know, which is why he.

[Josh Arnold]

Never has to wash them.

[Chick McGee]

He impresses me. Like, he's. He's kind of like a Tom Griswold of that company.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't wash my jeans either if I was given a brand new pair every day.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate wearing new jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Is that guy named Levi or is it Strauss? Levi was the first name, right? Levi Strauss?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. Why aren't they called? We can do some homework. In any event, where were we? Oh, Gene Simmons is okay. Gene Simmons is okay. Good to know. Dolly Parton is also okay after that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she says she's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the video?

[Chick McGee]

What else is she gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

She looks fine.

[Jess Hooker]

She looks fine, but she is having some health issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but her sister had said, pray for Dolly. It sounded like she was dying. And we have a news story. Dolly said, no, I'm not dying.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the name of her sister? I was kind of surprised by that.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

Frida. Oh, you don't hear that? Very.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Al Jackson]

Frida.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that one of the people in abba?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's Frida. Is it Frida? Yeah, Frida.

[Al Jackson]

Frida.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't she the one that had the solo hit?

[Chick McGee]

I know there's something going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That we still.

[Chick McGee]

Collins on drums.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we suffered through that briefly.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great song. Something going on. Oh, God. I know. I know there's something going on. We have. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you, John. I didn't. I didn't care for that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick's version is actually worse.

[Chick McGee]

It goes. It goes.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have the word thermos in the news. Has not been replaced by the word Stanley yet. Or yeti. We have sharks in the news. Got the joker in the news. MRI penis news coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had mine MRI'd. I. I mean, unless. Well, I had my one, so maybe the wiener was in there too.

[Chick McGee]

I guess. I had my. I've had my prostate mri, so I can't imagine them not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they'd have to kind of get the.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out why. Why? That is indeed significant. We have ghost news coming up for Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Ghost news coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Phil Collins on Drive, traffic and weather together.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you recognize that? It's the only riffy nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Phil's great.

[Greg Morton]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

When does.

[Josh Arnold]

I like everything but the chorus?

[Tom Griswold]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I know this.

[Chick McGee]

I think this is Nathan east and Fillingage too, from Clapton's band, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but the dog calling or I mean singing.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

I love her voice. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. We gotta wait for the hook. Here it comes. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

So did Pat Benatar just say no, thanks?

[Chick McGee]

All right, I'm not going to sit here and have you laugh at Frida.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I like everything, but there's something going on for some reason that bothers me.

[Chick McGee]

Dig that scene. Digging the dancing Queen. You don't like that?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know. You know I'm an ABBA fan.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm an avid non ABBA fan. Right now, the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Better Help. Let's see now. We got one more Day. Because October 10th is World Mental Health Day. And BetterHelp is all about mental health. Improving your mental health, improving the mental health of those around you. And BetterHelp is all about therapy. And Better Health therapists have been helping over 5 million people worldwide on their various mental health journeys. And BetterHelp is all about fixing you up with a proper therapist. Talking to your friends can be very helpful, but sometimes it's very important to talk to someone who is outside your circle and can ask the right questions and help you move forward. The way it works is short. Questionnaire will be filled out by you online. You'll be able to identify some of your needs and preferences. And BetterHelp has some 10 years of experience matching you up with a therapist and the therapy itself is done online. So it's a lot more convenient. It can be like a zoom call with a camera going or it can be just, you could be texting back and forth. You could be just make it like a phone call. It's all up to you. Once again, World Mental Health Day tomorrow and we're celebrating with the therapists at Better Help. Get all the information you need by going to betterhelp.com btshow and by the way, Bob and Tom show listeners knock 10% off that first month by using the BTShow once again, it's better help. H E L P betterhelp.com BTShow find out about therapy and meet the therapists who have helped millions of people take a step forward with better help. That's betterhelp.com BTShow also coming up in the news, we have goats, we have sheep, we have sharks.

[Greg Morton]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

As we embrace the animal kingdom and sports philosophy.

[Chick McGee]

Sports philosophy coming up, are more people excited the Yankees lost last night or more people disappointed the Yankees lost us?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a double edged sword because Toronto now you gotta go to Canada.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with Canada?

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing. I embrace Canada, remember?

[Josh Arnold]

Too close.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Band now you thought it was an.

[Tom Griswold]

M. I did and I've been there. Skiing. I don't know how I got it wrong. The we have lots of Rush letters.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they added dates. You hear that? The whole world collapsed yesterday. More, more shows.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wait. We have.

[Chick McGee]

I can.

[Tom Griswold]

We have an actual letter from a woman who has been to a Rush concert. What we call her the one. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Luke.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about the text message. Dtf.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You suppose there's like a radio station? Wdtf?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I would imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Adtf.

[Josh Arnold]

We're down to funk. There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Play a lot of George Clinton.

[Tom Griswold]

We're down to Funk. Oh, very nice, Josh. You should. You should get paid for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I kind of do.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you'll like this letter. All right. Not in the beginning, okay?

[Josh Arnold]

Because I can accept criticism.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is. Josh, A topic. It needs to be touched on quickly, then and then forgotten forever. It doesn't like to be. To bring back the same topic over and over again.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially at this hour. I don't know what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's because this is the hour we do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That. That makes perfect sense. This comes to us from Joe.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I heard Tom talking about teenagers wearing Nirvana T shirts that don't know who the band is. I teach 8th grade science now. Right away, Joe. God bless you. If you can teach middle school. Anyone who teaches middle school kids should get a 25% bonus just for doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Or no taxes. Something like.

[Tom Griswold]

Something like that is middle. Brutal. In any event, back. Back to the letter. Our eighth grade math teacher. I see kids wearing a ton of T shirts for bands they can't name a song. I always ask the same thing. What's your favorite song by that band? And of course, they never know who it is. Today I had a student wearing a Journey T shirt. He couldn't understand why I kept calling him Steve Perry. Well, of course, not that defined. Or when I said my computer charger had taken a midnight train to anywhere, the kid just stared at me like I was having. Like I was having a stroke. Very funny. He goes, now this is interesting. He goes, by the way, there is an exception to the rule about T shirts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

If a kid is wearing a shirt for a metal band, they will always be able to tell you that band's top five.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's pretty interesting. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That they're true fans.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Well, that a good. Good to know. A Little side note to the topic of T shirts. I. I'm also seeing a lot of Grateful. I'm. You're seeing Grateful Dead, Nirvana and the Rolling Stones primarily, it seems to me. And apparently this is largely because of Urban Outfitters as well. Outlets for this stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Do you have a letter over there, Mr. McGee?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, @ Top Show. This is from Simon. Growing up, I had several Metallica and Guns N Roses poster in my bedroom. Also, I had Shaq, Michael Jordan, and a couple of wrestling posters. However, I had this odd thing about putting thumbtacks through the eyes of the people in the posters.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you were a budding psychopath.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't like them looking at me. That's what this.

[Al Jackson]

That's what the email.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the name of the prison science. Okay, Simon.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, you all look great today. I'm through the window.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One of you left your car running.

[Josh Arnold]

Eric says the other day you mentioned coulrophilia, which is the sexual attraction to clowns.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

He says, I have this. Oh, one time I hosted an orgy and everyone showed up in the same car.

[Tom Griswold]

You had me going. You had me.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a nice piece of work.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice delivery, too.

[Josh Arnold]

And he also says he's from Oshkosh, which is not too far from Oshawa.

[Chick McGee]

Which is where Joshua. We're going to Oshawa.

[Josh Arnold]

What a. What a joy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. We were talking yesterday about our guest yesterday. Kelly Collette was mentioning that she had been married at one point and she had wished that in her registry. Was that what you call it when you get married? You get that thing and, you know, you. So people give you. They give you a matching set of china, blah, blah. She said that she wished she'd put a bicycle on that so she'd have something that she could really use, which I like that notion of having much more practical, fun stuff on a wedding registry.

[Chick McGee]

I like the notion of walking into a wedding and going to buy the gift table and seeing a brand new bike.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then we were talking about this last night at the dinner table, and I was trying to explain to my girls what. What the good China is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because. Because we actually have a news story about this. So people get that and never use it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is from Ramon, our favorite listener in Orlando, Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Ramon.

[Tom Griswold]

Because when I got married, as a joke. As a joke, I made a. No, no, sorry, sorry, Ramon, I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean when I got married.

[Tom Griswold]

When I got married. Pause. As a joke. I registered at the Guitar Center.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my friends actually bought something at the guitar store for me.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's kind of cool. Hey, look, I got a nice capo. Yeah, I hope it was something a little more substantial, Ramon. Perhaps. Maybe an interesting pedal.

[Josh Arnold]

I always try to get the fun things on a registry. You'll see. Sometimes you'll see games, like board games and stuff, I guess. Well, we're gonna eventually host other couples. We may as well.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That makes a good gift basket to get all those games so that they can have a game night. Oh, I've just maybe some, like, popcorn.

[Chick McGee]

I always aim for the cheapest one, like the cocktail spoon or whatever it is.

[Josh Arnold]

The long spoon.

[Chick McGee]

The long spoon with a. That's a twisty spoon or something. Yeah. Get them that for 19.95. Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

This letter from Michelle. She writes, I've been listening since the 1900s.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That really.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Michelle really sells it.

[Tom Griswold]

My son came home from kindergarten. I asked if he was liking school. He said, yes, but I don't like it when my teacher comes to the desk to look at my work. I said, why? He goes, I don't like her chest crack in my face.

[Chick McGee]

The old chest crack.

[Tom Griswold]

Obviously, he had never heard the word cleavage ever since we've referred to it as chest crack. The odd part. His kindergarten teacher was a nun, a large woman who didn't wear the traditional nun habit. She indeed did have an ample chest crack and what I refer to as table butt because you could easily sit things on it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, there's got to be nuns out there with killer bodies, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know there are.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Ever think about that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Although I'm sure we'll get a letter from someone. Of course. Things about that, Things about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Quite often there's a horror movie where Sydney Sweeney plays, and I just wanted to stand up in the theater and go, what are we doing?

[Chick McGee]

We're all supposed to pretend it's all covered up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. Yeah. Whoopi Goldberg.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

We're not here to see.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe. Okay. Whoopi Goldberg is a nun. I buy it.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not Sydney Sweeney. You guys had a story yesterday about robot dogs being sent to retirement homes to cheer up the elderly because they.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T know any better.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and it was. There was a. Not to be mean, but there was a component of dementia involved.

[Josh Arnold]

Mentioning that is not being mean. It's a real.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, Yeah. I don't want it to Be perceived. Apparently this is happening in the United States as well, because that was. That was a story out of. Out of the uk. My grandmother had dementia, writes Kevin from Winchester. He said it was progressing slowly over a decade. She spent years in assisted living and became lonely. My mom researched these robotic animals and found one online. It was a white cat that she could lay in her lap. The mechanical cat purred and made sounds and moved a little bit. My Grammy, as she calls her, honestly thought it was real.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's fine, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She would feed her meals. And the cat was named Whitey, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure the grandma name a lot of people, and if not, what were the alternatives?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I. I guess I could have edited this, but there's a reason it's significant.

[Chick McGee]

Whitey here. Whitey.

[Tom Griswold]

Whitey would have red stains from cherry jello all over her mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she was trying to feed her the drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Granny was feeding the little guy Jello.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Eventually, as time progressed, Whitey became something of a pain and a nuisance. So we told, we told. We told Granny. We took it to a quote, nice farm. Thank you, Kevin.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you look forward, though, to the day when you. When you. You forget all the stuff, don't you. Don't you kind of look forward to that?

[Josh Arnold]

There has to be somewhat of a freedom to it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Whether you are aware of it or not. I don't know, but I forget all.

[Chick McGee]

The awful things he said, you know, stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I do have had people with severe dementia in my family, and it was something you just learned to work with. All you wanted was them to be happy and comfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But unfortunately, they often lose that filter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there were.

[Tom Griswold]

There's that one version of dementia where they. They literally say the exact opposite of what one would say. And to be appropriate, polite society.

[Greg Morton]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it can be like a toddler. Yeah. It can be awful. Now, you mentioned that there were some new Rush dates added yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just saw that there were some new ones. I didn't know what day they were or when.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but the same city.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's. It was originally.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it's like two shows now instead of those four shows. Like a Madison Square got. You got to.

[Tom Griswold]

But the, The. The Rush band reuniting the. The two extant members in honor of Neil Peart. And we got a nice letter here, a couple letters about. From Rush fans. I was a Rush fan as a young boy. Still like the stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to say I'm a huge fan of Neil's extensive writing. I mentioned this. He's got a bunch of books, and you'd like these because he's, I guess, on his motorcycle and drives around, keeps a diary. They're really, really interesting. Okay, so he's just kind of highlighting that. He also has one about a bicycle tour of Europe. But if you're a fan. Thanks, Ron. In Green Bay, he calls himself Lambo Ron for obvious reasons. Also, we do have a lady, Denise. She says, my favorite band is Rushed. My first concert, I was 13 years old. I keep hearing you mention there'll be no girls at Rush concerts. I've already been to three. I hope it will soon be four. So I, I, I. My question was, are there more? What band draws mostly men? And I would think Rush would certainly be one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would think so.

[Tom Griswold]

How about for you? You go to more metal shows than anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

So many girls, dude.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Even like Gore. Just a ton of chicks.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I've always wanted to see. Now just based on where they got their name.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Now, it's mostly. It's still the majority guys, but there are a lot of women.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll have to talk to my promoter friend and see what if he can answer that question.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what?

[Tom Griswold]

What draws the most men other than Liza Minnelli?

[Josh Arnold]

We'll have to look into that.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think his audience might be skewed a bit.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? What do they call it? The Venn diagram of Liza Minnelli fans and Rush fans. Probably only a handful.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, not many.

[Josh Arnold]

A thin center.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to check in with Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Did you run down to the basement real quick?

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't print the take sheet today.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they shouldn't print that sheet because it's wrong every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. That's an inside radio.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Now remember that. The CLC week six of the NFL begins this evening. So let's check out bobandtom.com contest to pick your winners for week six. We're going to talk with our winner from week five, Kathy Fuller. She of course won the $500 E gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers.

[Chick McGee]

That wasn't right.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you do it again?

[Chick McGee]

You started it.

[Tom Griswold]

You want me to really give it the full.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She won herself that 500e gift card from Steven Singer jewelers and peruse the inventory @I hate stevensinger.com. that's right. Coming up at you with traffic and coming up at you. So once Again, go to bobandtom.com contest. Get your picks in today. If you want to see Chick McGee's picks against the spread, Instagram the Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, coming up, we have. Looks like somebody else got ojed.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, how?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean what?

[Chick McGee]

Don't use that as a. Coming up next. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

What is your cat may be psychic.

[Jess Hooker]

Murder that they did?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe. I guess it really wasn't an OJ Thing. That, that, that would be more of a. That'd be more of a. Mark Sanchez just ojed somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, did you see the latest headline from Onion?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Jerk in Sanchez Jersey turns out to be Sanchez.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a guy. We got a guy that attacked some guy in a wheelchair. Are we out of bullets? It's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

And Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest-rules or just scroll down to.

[Chick McGee]

The bottom of the page and see Contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. We are the musers on the pod.

[Tom Griswold]

So far we've discussed people we love.

[Greg Morton]

I didn't tell you guys. Cuban emailed.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you wearing?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, that's not Things we love.

[Tom Griswold]

Got way into typewriters.

[Josh Arnold]

How many typewriters do you own?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's not podcast anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Guesstimate.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time to get really down and dirty.

[Chick McGee]

These are great ideas. Start a podcast and forget to promote it on social media.

[Josh Arnold]

So what our podcast about whatever we.

[Chick McGee]

Feel like the musers the podcast follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Please.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

In her Don Henley shirt button all the way up to her neck.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, Chick mcgee. Hello. Tom in his service station. Where?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You look like a casual service station owner. You own the service station. You can't. You coming over to check out if.

[Jess Hooker]

But it is time to switch out your hat. That's like your spring summer hat.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got like 12 of these.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Same color.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can I ask you a question and will you answer me honestly?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. These fit really well. They breathe.

[Greg Morton]

What's.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you have. Because here's what's happening. I'm doing the same thing now. Like if I find something I like, I'll buy two at least.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I, I. And I can tell Josh is easing into that area.

[Tom Griswold]

I have at least 20 of these exact same shirts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Three different colors. Dark blue. Light blue.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll go do kind of have a uniform.

[Chick McGee]

I'll go. Same color. I'll go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But Chick is by far the most stylish.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And in his fat. Your fashion sense is great.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing. I look great.

[Tom Griswold]

What is your. What's your underwear fashion?

[Chick McGee]

I am back to I did merino wool. There was my, my jam for a little bit, but then it was. It got a bit too baggy, so.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it stretches over time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I went back to Sax S A X X. I love the Sax. The, the nine inch inseam. I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

Those are bike shorts. Those aren't underpants.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know, right? They hold everything.

[Tom Griswold]

They hold it in place.

[Chick McGee]

They hold everything up there against you so it's not flopping around.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What color?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, black. You gotta go.

[Greg Morton]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I agree. Jock. Josh, what's going on in your underwear?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, multicolored boxers. So the baggy boxers just, I don't know, flailing around.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't loose like a water wiggle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, kinda. Yeah. But. But still, you know, there's still plenty of support.

[Tom Griswold]

Now just you. Do you judge a man based on his underwear? In the course of your life, have you ever seen. Seen a certain type of underwear and said, I gotta get out of here? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I would say that. And it was.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Jess Hooker]

It was a drunken night in college and somebody wanted to go streaking and thought it would be funny or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So when. And we were talking, it was casual. It was just like the talking phase of. Of a relationship before anything had started. And he. Yeah, he took his. His shirt off and his pants off and he had just tighty whities. Tighty whities, like, I'm out. I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

I was. This is a confession. I was tighty whities until about 22.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And I and I had a girl go, we have to do something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got some good advice.

[Josh Arnold]

And. Yeah, exactly. And it really did fix things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, Good, good.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think you can trace the tighty whitey? The underwear industry in America, where the tighty whitey fell off and the boxer brief took over? Because I think the boxer brief. Nothing against boxers, but maybe boxer brief slash boxers just took over. That's your underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure people in the industry, I bet it was 90% tighty whities probably until. Until like, what, like the 80s?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say later than that. Probably 2000.

[Josh Arnold]

The sperm count lobby came out, didn't it?

[Al Jackson]

And went, hey, is that what happened?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's what they say.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the great joke where the guy. The guy has to give a blood sample, a sperm sample, a urine sample and a fecal sample, and he just takes off his underwear and hands it to the doctor. There's a joke there somewhere.

[Greg Morton]

I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be much funnier if we had actual, actual content. Are we moving on to the world of sports right now?

[Greg Morton]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Let's see. Thank you, chick, for the relationship advice specifically. Do you want any of this before I put it away?

[Tom Griswold]

Now you want to explain that one more time?

[Chick McGee]

Our plan is working.

[Tom Griswold]

This is when you emerge from the.

[Chick McGee]

Shower, you say, I yell at whoever might be there. I go, hey, you want any of this fart? Put it away as I'm grabbing my crotch.

[Tom Griswold]

Historically, how often have you had a positive response?

[Chick McGee]

Almost 1% of the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Hovering near a 1%.

[Chick McGee]

Not only have I been successful, says Chad, with this tactic has worked 50% of the time. But last night, my wife and I crawling into bed, I heard those Words come out of her mouth as well. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Who was she talking to?

[Jess Hooker]

The dog.

[Chick McGee]

Needless to say, I reluctantly caved and gave her everything. All in caps. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fun relationship. Chad. Good for you.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Jake in Colorado. After listening to your episode about the appropriate type of candy to hand out during Halloween, I promptly went and ordered candy cigarettes and candy cigars.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so great.

[Chick McGee]

You guys owe me $25.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because you could. We determined you can get candy cigarettes still, but it's pretty much only online.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And I think it just says like chalk sticks or something. It doesn't say cigarettes.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they sell them by the carton? So if I want to hand them out, you know, like, do I get. Or do they come in a bag? I hope they come in garden.

[Chick McGee]

I hope they come in. That would be great. And that. That one kid in the neighborhood would have the candy cigarette holder, you know, but that like Lionel Barrymore. Yeah. The old timey kid waiting to become an adult.

[Al Jackson]

Tom, did you.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone in your life when you were young, a friend of your parents or somebody must have had a cigarette holder, Right. Or an aunt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, that must have happened. I don't know. I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen anyone in person do it.

[Jess Hooker]

I've only seen my mom did it when she was Cleopatra for Halloween.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

And she was a smoker, so she had the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

But she was actually using it.

[Jess Hooker]

She was using it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I know it's a costume, so it's. We'll give it.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll have to find a picture, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I say Burgess Meredith as the Penguin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Batman, the TV show had a cigarette.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a thing going on for a while. They're probably still out there. The like mini cigars. I think Burt Reynolds smoked them or. And they had like a. Plastic.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. Cigarillos.

[Josh Arnold]

I've smoked cigarillos in my life. The cigar with the plastic or you can get wood tipped.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here we go. Bubblegum cigarettes. This is on Amazon. They come in four packs and. Oh, this is funny. There's one called Victory that looks kind of like Viceroy. There's one called Tarv Target that looks sort of like Lucky Strikes. Then there's one called Lucky Lights and they actually have. They. It's a white cigarette looking piece of gum, but there's a brownish thing where the filter would be in the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Jess Hooker]

They used to have a red tip.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So it looked like it was a slightly pink tip.

[Chick McGee]

I remember doing the whole thing with acting like he had a lighter and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Would I be in trouble if I passed out packs of these at Halloween?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. In your neighborhood.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And you remember there was some sort.

[Chick McGee]

Of dust on the candy cigarette that you blew it out? It looked like it was a puff.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the ones. I don't want to get the gum. I want those awful chalk toothpick things.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's one 12 packs. And. Okay. These are designed to look like Pall Malls. And this one pack looks like Camels. This is hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Why did these go away? They're just wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

They must. Somebody said, hey, look, this is probably promoting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The same reason Joe Camel went away, I guess. Trying to get kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The same reason we don't have the Simpsons doing cigarette commercials the way Fred Flintstone used to do them.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't hurt us none.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

Sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the state of the world. Tell me what a great job we're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Mark Simpson pushed Butterfinger. What do you think's worse, A Butterfinger or a cigarette? Yeah, let's figure that out.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, those Butterfingers really taste like butter, don't they?

[Jess Hooker]

But the way they get stuck in your teeth for days.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. Okay, now, they also make fake puff cigarettes that are not candy. But they. It. Can you. It looks like they're. You suck on them. It looks like you're smoking. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the junior high production of Glengarry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And there's probably. It's to help you quit smoking. We have these cigarettes. Yeah. Don't you think that's how they market them?

[Greg Morton]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're marketed as a costume item now. What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Major League Baseball playoffs. The Yankees have been eliminated. I don't know if there are more people happy about that or sad about that. Everybody else hangs on. To force a deciding game five in Major League Baseball. We had the Aces go to three. Game up, three game to non. Lead over the Phoenix and the WNBA and surfing. And the Joker also in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Joker. The dumbling dodos in world records. And by the way, Butterfinger looks like it's number five in most popular. Most popular candies. Candy bars passed out. And of course, Reese's Peanut butter cups. Number one man. Followed by M M's Snickers, KitKat, Butterfinger.

[Josh Arnold]

Also. Chocolates really rule in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The only one that isn't chocolate is Sour Patch Kids. That's technically not a candy bar.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, now, when we come back, we'll be discussing important things like what candy to pass out at Halloween. Just suppose anybody ever passed out actual cigarettes?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there's that one weird lady.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it happened. Maybe just, you know, singles.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the same lady that bought us booze.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, they're not called. They're called. They're called Lucy's.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. I could not remember. Yes, Lucy's.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll be back with lucy in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say?

[Tom Griswold]

Send us an email.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and [e-mail].

[Josh Arnold]

Everyone knows the legend of D.B. cooper, but what if I told you.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S an even better story out there.

[Josh Arnold]

One with multiple aircraft hijackings, prison escapes.

[Chick McGee]

And so many twists and turns.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm talking about the hit podcast American.

[Josh Arnold]

Skyjacker, which is now an action packed documentary coming to theaters and streaming this fall.

[Tom Griswold]

Find out more at www.americanskyjacker.com and listen.

[Chick McGee]

To our bonus episode of the podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming soon, American Skyjacker. Follow and listen on your favorite platform readers, right now.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I just enjoyed one of Tom's daughter's famous cookies. It's my. One of my favorite things of the year.

[Chick McGee]

And what's the flavor?

[Josh Arnold]

Pumpkin, oatmeal, chocolate chip.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got everything. Loved it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll have nine more.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You're talking about Halloween candy, Something important.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we also kind of got off track. I blame myself. I'm wondering if I could give away those candy cigarettes. They do make them, right? Candy cigarettes? I found them online. There's a bunch of different ones. I would find it somewhat amusing, I imagine. Perhaps my neighbors would not. But this is a dumb question and I haven't had time to research this now. They still make candy cigarettes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They make the bubblegum cigars, which I thought those are okay. Yeah, because that's pretty funny. They're pink and they look silly, Right? Marijuana is legal in what, 30 states now?

[Chick McGee]

Dude, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make. Do they make candy joints?

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen them. Have you guys?

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, they make candy with weed in them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, of course they make gummies, but I mean, would it be, in other words, for kids? I want to smoke joints just like my dad. Would that be bad? The answer is yes, probably.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's pretend like we're listening to Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna go back to the 90s. I've got a. I've got a Nirvana T shirt. I'm gonna shoot up just like Kurt.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that he was involved.

[Chick McGee]

That was.

[Josh Arnold]

He had a different kind of dark. Oh, shoot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's my fault.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look, it's. It's Billy's first vaping device. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, change the subject, will you?

[Chick McGee]

This is from Mike in New Cumberland, West Virginia.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my boy. Old Cumberland needed a fix up checking in.

[Chick McGee]

So I was talking to my cat named Whiskey like Josh does to Gravy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Both her and my girlfriend looked at me like I had two heads, but I had a great time and laughed the whole time. And when they said and looked at me like I had two heads, I said, that's Beauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. He's absolutely right.

[Chick McGee]

That's Beauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's Beaucer.

[Chick McGee]

Keep up the great work. Love you guys. Hey, Bob and Tom. My name is Jacqueline. Oh, I have taken to talking like gravy throughout my day. My kids walk by with some chips, I'll ask for some. When they say no, I yell, that's buse.

[Josh Arnold]

This is really taking it.

[Chick McGee]

Really. The other night I tried to use chicks Move. I came into the room, asked the wife, you want some of this part? Put it away. She politely declined. I yelled, that's abuse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Kevin in California.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Kevin.

[Chick McGee]

Jacqueline.

[Tom Griswold]

So is it time now to check in with the sporting scene?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. Yes, Sir. Vlad Guerrero Jr. And George Springer each drove in a run and eight Toronto pitchers shut down the Yankees. And Toronto advances the American Leg Championship series. You know, it is the ACLS A5 21 ALCS ALC House. What did I say?

[Josh Arnold]

ACLS, which is ACLS.

[Tom Griswold]

That's I believe, the American Civil Liberties baseball union.

[Chick McGee]

Toronto 5 Yankees 2 last night. And that. Are there more people upset the Yankees won or are they happy because they lost? I. I think they're happy because they lost.

[Josh Arnold]

People.

[Chick McGee]

More people hate Yankees than like them. Yeah, but same thing with the Cowboys.

[Tom Griswold]

You see more Yankees hats than anything else.

[Chick McGee]

Same thing with the Patriots. People want to see him lose.

[Josh Arnold]

You do see a ton of Yankees.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you really do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like to see them because that way I know I don't want to talk to them. That person.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of the N. There are a.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot of people out there I can tie. It's. There's a lot of people to talk to.

[Chick McGee]

You can spot them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's. There's 10 people. One has got a Yankees cap.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to talk to them.

[Chick McGee]

Schwarby homer twice leading the Phillies a two win over the Dodgers avoiding a sweep. A Dodgers still have a two game to one lead in that one. Pete Crow Armstrong hit a tie breaking two run single. And the Cubs avoid a sweep hold off the Brewers 4 3. Yesterday between the vines, the friendly confines of the NLDS and Riley Green and Javier Javier Baez. Homerton 4 run 6. Tigers kept their season alive. 93 win over the Mariners and WNBA last night. Asia Wilson. Asia. Steely dance song Asia.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Is it spelled the same?

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

No. A apostrophe.

[Greg Morton]

J.

[Chick McGee]

A Wilson.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Phoenix losing last night 90 to 88 to the Aces. Las Vegas at three none. Three game to none lead in the that best of seven. And this is just. This is Tom. Sports. A surfer drove himself to the hospital after he was attacked by a shark.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that amazing?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it depends. Were his arms bitten off? That would be really.

[Jess Hooker]

Not his arms.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd be Great story.

[Chick McGee]

Sky News reports the man in his 50s surfing off Kangaroo island in Australia.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you get anything more Australian than being on Kangaroo Island?

[Chick McGee]

He was bitten by a shark twice.

[Al Jackson]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

He managed to get back to the shore and drive himself to a hospital.

[Josh Arnold]

That means the shark liked him. Yeah, I'd like to have more of that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna have seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they should rename that island Kangaroo Island. Killer Shark Island.

[Chick McGee]

He had to undergo emergency surgery. The bay at Kangaroo island has been temporarily closed. Local authorities continue to monitor the waters.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you say you wanted to surf before this? Before your body was taken over by shark fear? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I met this guy that has a. There's a couple of these surf camps you take the whole family. They're in Costa Rica on the Pacific side. Apparently. That is.

[Chick McGee]

So you spend a month. That would be great for.

[Jess Hooker]

I'd love to be amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just talking to one of my daughter's teachers about that. I think it'd be a great place to go.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine this poor lady?

[Josh Arnold]

She's.

[Chick McGee]

She's a teacher and she's. All day she's been at the school and.

[Tom Griswold]

Here come. Here he comes.

[Josh Arnold]

Sir, I have other parents to meet with.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, of course.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You should get into a surf.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I was asking her about.

[Chick McGee]

I have a brochure, surf camp.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it'd be great.

[Chick McGee]

Why did you ask her about surf camp?

[Tom Griswold]

Because she's leading a, a trip to Costa Rica.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

For the school. And I said, are you guys gonna go surfing?

[Josh Arnold]

You've got to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fair question.

[Chick McGee]

And I can't tell you the number of times my school, we all went to Costa Rica. Those were the best days of my life.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember our Spanish class had like the opportunity, like, I think six kids were able to.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, same. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shame.

[Josh Arnold]

That only six.

[Chick McGee]

You know when someone looks at you and says, that's a shame, and then chuckles, it really, it really loses its sincerity.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, tomorrow's leaders need to, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I want to dive with sharks. Chick, do you want to do that?

[Tom Griswold]

That. I've done that and I will never do it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Like I'm talking in the steel cage. Huge great whites.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. These were like eight foot sharks. But then. Yeah. And there were a whole bunch of them. They were in this big circle. But the dive master goes, oh, they're, they're not going to come and bite you. And I'm thinking as I'm down there underwater thinking, what if one of the sharks didn't get the memo? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Josh, have you seen the video where the shark gets in the cage?

[Josh Arnold]

I have, yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And I'm, that's why it starts thrashing and yeah, yeah. It doesn't bite her, but it's, it, it looks awful. Yeah, it's terrible.

[Chick McGee]

I used to, I used to scuba dive. I, I, and I don't, it was like 20 years ago. I don't know if I'd ever do that again. I'm, I'm, I'm mystified as to how I got, how I did that. I wouldn't do it on. No, never again.

[Josh Arnold]

I've only snorkeled. I saw a giant barracuda and it scared me.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I go, what is that? And the tour guy goes, that is a barracuda, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you immediately start going, dun, dun, dun.

[Chick McGee]

Well, actually, actually you said, well, I.

[Greg Morton]

Put my head up in the.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a barracuda, my friend. I go, well, it's five feet under me. And he goes, just don't. He goes, just float over it.

[Chick McGee]

Float over it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's, that's what I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I would nominate the song barracuda as top 10 identifiable guitar riffs. Oh, just that beginning riff is so good.

[Josh Arnold]

Immediately people go, oh, barracuda well, now.

[Chick McGee]

We'Ve got a topic.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, opening guitar riffs. Well, no, not guitar solos.

[Chick McGee]

Is that open?

[Tom Griswold]

Barracuda.

[Chick McGee]

I thought the closest with the four and a half or whatever. That's how it closed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's out. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a couple of ZZ Top.

[Josh Arnold]

That first guitar of welcome to the jungle. Yeah, everybody knows.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we will have to be doing some homework here.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking good music.

[Josh Arnold]

Well. Well, I never.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you don't. Didn't you always want to say to one of those old ladies, well, I never. And I clearly ma', am, you know, no one would.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick got the chance to say that. I remember you telling me you met. You met somebody and they were being really rude.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, they were.

[Josh Arnold]

And you kind of went off and they said, I never. And you go, I know, that's the problem.

[Chick McGee]

That's the problem.

[Josh Arnold]

No one ever called you.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you're this way. And they got really mad and then they called security.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

The evening in cuffs.

[Tom Griswold]

Today's Thursday. The significance of that, of course, for NFL fans. The week six begins this evening in the NFL. Which is why you need to go to bobandtom.com contest right now. Pick all the winners and you could win a $500e gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. Check out the inventory ati hate stephensinger.com and by the way, fellas, this is your buddy Tom helping you here. Go toI hate stevensinger.com. get your lady something nice, surprise her on Halloween. Trust me on this, you're going to write me a letter on November 1st thanking me. Okay? Got that? Write that down. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

If you're doing your homework, you might want to check out the Chick McGee picks for week six. Where would I find those chicks?

[Chick McGee]

The Chick McGee on Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very brief quiz right now for Ms. Hooker. Ready? Yep. Commonality of these three. Ready?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Noel Coward.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know who that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep. You'll just keep. Okay, Bear with me here.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is not Noel Coward. Franklin D. Roosevelt and the Penguin from Batman.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Commonality. Be thinking about what we talked about on today's show.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They were all one man plays by Hal Holbrook.

[Josh Arnold]

Walbrook is the Penguin.

[Tom Griswold]

These are among the top 10 users of cigarette holders in history.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Noel Coward had a. Noel Coward, famous playwright.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

And a big scared baby all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, just constantly. Not very courageous at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a lot of a cigarette holder out there anymore. You don't really see that.

[Jess Hooker]

Not with men.

[Tom Griswold]

Did Drew Hastings affect that?

[Josh Arnold]

He must have had. If anybody that we know has.

[Tom Griswold]

I sure hope yeah, he could pull that off. There's a. An air about him that could use a little bit of cigarette smoke. Coming up, comedians Greg Morton and Al Jackson. Plus, we're going to talk to our winner of week five of our special NFL picks competition, Ms. Kathy Fuller. And I'll remind you one more time, bobandtom.com contest. Pick your winners for that Stephen Singer E card. Gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's the one, the only Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Closed circuit. Was he even there?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, he didn't go to the.

[Chick McGee]

He's complaining about something. He's sticking his nose in where it doesn't belong.

[Josh Arnold]

It affected him. Not at all. Not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. That were there. I had parental duties. All right, Josh, with your swinging bachelor life, you're able to just do whatever you want. Willy Nilly.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I'm Will. I'm. Is there someone named Nilly? The last name Nilly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so there could be a William Nilly out there.

[Chick McGee]

There could be a William Nilly. Please call me Bill.

[Tom Griswold]

And someone would do that to them.

[Josh Arnold]

Please call me Bill.

[Chick McGee]

Willy Nilly.

[Tom Griswold]

With Josh's swinging bachelor life. I'll tell you, mister.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what it's like?

[Jess Hooker]

Like what it's like, what is it?

[Tom Griswold]

I walked into the green room, and every time I walk in there, Oscar and Josh are talking about fishing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The most recent discussion was about the. The. What is it? Where you keep the fish after you catch them alive. Well, the live well. And how if you get. If you have a dead fish, you can't win or I.

[Josh Arnold]

Something ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Something ridiculous with all these.

[Tom Griswold]

With your swinging life. I expect to walk in there and hear about, you know, heavy naturals knocking out your eyeballs, didn't have enough bleach to clean the sheets. You know, cool stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I keep that to myself.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we get a chance to name something. You guys up for this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Minor league baseball team. Long beach baseball Club announces six semifinalists and team naming contests. Now these, the final votes runs through October 15th. Okay, what are you going from Long Beach, California. Long beach baseball Club. Right now. They've received more. Almost 2000 submissions across the city of Long beach, one of the smaller cities in the country. They've narrowed the field down to six semifinalists, and here they are. All right, Long beach coast for a baseball team.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Long Beach Cruisers.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Long Beach Grit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Long Beach Groove. Okay, Long Beach Regulators.

[Tom Griswold]

Mount up.

[Chick McGee]

And my favorite, Long Beach Parrots.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta go Parrots now.

[Jess Hooker]

Regulators right away.

[Josh Arnold]

Coast Grit and Groove are out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly what I thought. I like parrots.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you run it by me one more time?

[Chick McGee]

Real Coast Cruisers Grit Groove. Regulators, Parrots.

[Tom Griswold]

Cruisers. Sounds like a gay thing. Like they're cruising for other men.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the Al Pacino movie with that. But. But that is a stretch. A little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know how many things we bring up on the show and you say, oh, sounds like a game.

[Josh Arnold]

So when you saw Eddie and the Cruisers, you. You immediately. You went. You guys want to go see Eddie and the gay men?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think cruising implies for a certain. Yeah. For gay guys looking for other guys. I'm not. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can also cruise for chicks if you're a guy. Guys can.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Called it that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, you can. You can vote online at longbeachbaseballclub.com or at the Long Beach Airport at Joe Joss, at Steelcraft, at District four pizza at Riley's on Second street and at the Brewing and Kitchen restaurant called Ism.

[Greg Morton]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Try the chowder.

[Chick McGee]

That's Ism.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

The Ism Brewing and Kitchen.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard they. They're merging with J's.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

You can have the.

[Tom Griswold]

Most fun with parrots or the Long beach tariffs. That'd be appropriate.

[Chick McGee]

Don't do as I do. Do as.

[Josh Arnold]

I must have missed something with Long Beach.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where all the boats are. Yeah. Okay. Well, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Merits is fun. Regulators. The more I know the last couple times I heard that song. Yeah, it's troubling.

[Greg Morton]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very. It's about very casual. Murder.

[Jess Hooker]

100.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a movie Regulators, Law enforcement people that I don't know?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Regulators.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you got a hold of it. Would you agree that it could be anything, the way your mind works?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

What I'm more worried about is that when he does say these things like you immediately knew how his brain was working and why he made cruisers and assumed that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's some movie where the regular Regulators. I think it's. I think it might be that awful movie with Jack Nicholson and Marlon Brando.

[Josh Arnold]

The Missouri break.

[Tom Griswold]

The Missouri Breaks. Weren't they Regulators?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I didn't see.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Greg Morton]

Forget it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that was last century.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that was also a terrible movie with two major actors.

[Josh Arnold]

One of his favorite things.

[Chick McGee]

One of his favorite things when.

[Josh Arnold]

When successful people.

[Chick McGee]

I cannot wait. When a big time movie comes out and it doesn't do well at the box office. I can't wait to get my little ass in here and tell him his whole face lights.

[Tom Griswold]

More than 100 people spent months and months and months creating this sinoturd and nobody said, hey, wait a minute. What are we doing here?

[Chick McGee]

You read this and it always goes the same way. You know, only eight people saw Avatar and Tom goes, really? It's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is. Wrapped it up, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Speaking of sports, once again, today's the last day to get yourself involved. Bobandtom.com contest. Win that Steven Singer jewelers E card. Oh man, really worth $500.

[Chick McGee]

Get involved.

[Tom Griswold]

Just go to bob and tom.com contest. If you want some hints on your picks, Chick McGee's already made his picks.

[Chick McGee]

Crap.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened, buddy?

[Chick McGee]

I forgot about this thing.

[Greg Morton]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid world record. I was actually honestly looking for a way to play this this morning. And I was thinking and I forgot and I got sidetracked. Josh, put that down.

[Josh Arnold]

But it feels good.

[Chick McGee]

Would you be into this, Tom? Just taking care of yourself. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you redo. What is that? Vibrator. Playing that on the taint.

[Josh Arnold]

I can see you.

[Jess Hooker]

I was gonna say guys use those.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. Don't they vibrate when you have those rings? Some of those.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of those do vibrate. We've been taught.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, just put it on there.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I've never worn one of them. No kidding. Oh, well, don't cheat yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Regulators are a frontier vigilante group. Self styled lawmen from the 1800s.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

So were the Pinkertons regulators or is this a completely different. Because they were a self style and then isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this. Isn't there a song? Isn't that song that has the Michael McDonald. Yeah, that's regulate. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

By Nate G. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Warren G. Sorry. And Nate Dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Warren G. Harding.

[Josh Arnold]

Warren G. Harding. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he sing that at Disney World? When you go to the hall of Presidents, it gets to Warren G. Harding. And by the way, you Hear the Michael McDonald Music.

[Josh Arnold]

Music.

[Tom Griswold]

I keep forgetting.

[Chick McGee]

In slang, cruising means driving or walking around public areas to find a sexual partner. Often a one off anonymous encounter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's all it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't say homosexual.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It's for any sex.

[Tom Griswold]

But everyone knows it's just gay things that.

[Josh Arnold]

That publication is far too.

[Tom Griswold]

They're too. They don't want it. They don't want to. No one wants the truth anymore.

[Chick McGee]

We need to have all of our gay listeners weigh in. That's all there is to it. Because you need to be smart, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

The one time though I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing pejorative about that.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't say there was. No, but you.

[Josh Arnold]

The movie's real troubling. But the. The one day we got our asses beat by Tom was right. And he said jock straps were like a gay thing. And we were like, what are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

I had never heard of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you remember that you were fans wrote in were like he's. He's right on this. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because you said with the. I'm also right in Warren G. Harding at the hall of Presidents because you guys never go there. It's my favorite ride at Disney World.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's not a ride, but I've seen it.

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to sit there and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mount up.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Disney World ride and death coming up. Today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, we're damn good too.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that sounds terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Any geek off the street. This is. Is this where the regulators.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if he cusses or not, so let's. Hang on.

[Jess Hooker]

He does.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's the Michael McDonald?

[Greg Morton]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Trying to consume. I mean, we all knew this song.

[Chick McGee]

It's like Jess was like possessed by another body.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord, Ms. Hooker, have you ever heard the original?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I have. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song by Michael McDonald.

[Jess Hooker]

It is. It's a great song. But when I heard Regulate, I was not familiar with a Michael McDonald song.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Michael McDonald.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the great albums of all time. Michael McDonald's first solo album.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good friend of the show. Currently touring with the Doobie Brothers. Yes, I highly recommend that.

[Chick McGee]

Traffic and weather coming up.

[Jess Hooker]

God, this is so good.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is good.

[Tom Griswold]

And then did you hear that his lyrics and can you imagine being able to sing like that? It's just unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I have. We talked to him a bunch of times and I keep wanting to ask him. I think he's responsible for some of the best opening lines and songs ever. Yeah, that is no exception.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's got a good book out there there too, by the way, right now. And just kiss him.

[Josh Arnold]

Just kiss him. You clearly love him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you clearly want to call Michael McDonald.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not like your favorite band where they're wearing buckets on their head and that.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't happen.

[Tom Griswold]

No pants, whatever the hell that thing is.

[Chick McGee]

You like the Bucket Boys going, go see the Bucket Boys tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, they are good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh man, the Bucket Boys.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're opening lyrics. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid world record, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Today I walked into my. One of my favorite coffee shops and there was this God awful music playing. Yeah. And I said to the guy, what the hell is this? He goes, shh. It's his band. It was the other guy working there.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoops.

[Chick McGee]

You think he came in and said, is it okay if we put this on today? I'm pretty proud of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was just not my cup. It's the kind of stuff you like where the lyrics are all sounds like.

[Chick McGee]

You know, dogs barking kind of stuff that you like.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I like heavier stuff, but unintelligible crap.

[Josh Arnold]

Most of the stuff I listen to is pretty intelligible when you read the liner notes.

[Tom Griswold]

As Jackson Brown once said, if you have to print the words, why bother singing if you. You should be able to understand the lyrics.

[Josh Arnold]

Wrote like a simpleton. That's why nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh man, it gets a little self important sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

You're just.

[Josh Arnold]

Just upset. Don't come for my piano. Yes. Yeah. We're trying to get you to the next town.

[Chick McGee]

That's your money. Your money.

[Josh Arnold]

My biggest problem. Yeah. Keep loading up, but don't get the. We need to put that in first.

[Chick McGee]

The truck will be off balance.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Did you have a letter? What was going on over there?

[Chick McGee]

A woman in Indiana now holds the Guinness World record title for the largest collection of Joker memorabilia.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Megan Pierce owns more than 2,000 officially licensed collectibles devoted to the Joker.

[Josh Arnold]

Why so single?

[Chick McGee]

Including a bicycle, a life size cardboard cutouts and Joker milk caps from 1966. Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

What's a milk like a milkman would bring the bottles and they had.

[Tom Griswold]

It was probably some promotion when the original Batman came out.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you have a milkman, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but those. I want to say they were gone probably by the. By 1970.

[Chick McGee]

And what. What day did the Iceman show up?

[Tom Griswold]

We did not. That was. That was before my time. But we did have. We did have a. They're still on that house. A milk chute around back, which is a. It's about the side. So a square thing about, I don't know, foot and a half by a foot and a half with a metal door on it. You'd open it up on one side.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd put the milk in. Then you'd go in the garage and open it up on the other side.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought the chocolate milk shoe was round back.

[Chick McGee]

Ever refer to a woman? Her behind is a shoot. Like, check out the chute on her.

[Tom Griswold]

Only if the word poop is in front.

[Josh Arnold]

How about fart locker? You ever say that? No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Poop shoot. Yes. Don't play me. This is all on Chick.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, Jeremy Renner should have won the Oscar for Fart Locker.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a. Well, that would be the. That would be the. The least watched porno of all time.

[Chick McGee]

Why hasn't someone aied the hell out of the Hurt Locker made it the fart locker? Tom, help me with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Congratulations on the young lady of her collection. There's a photograph of her. Look at all that.

[Greg Morton]

She's only.

[Chick McGee]

She's 22. Oh, there's a cool jacket in front.

[Josh Arnold]

I honestly, I made a joke about her. I would. I would be in that room for hours.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just looking around and it looks like.

[Chick McGee]

Heath Ledger is standing in the back there.

[Tom Griswold]

And the guy that had the most Batman stuff used to live right around the corner.

[Josh Arnold]

And I went to his museum or, you know, it was his basement, but.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S all been sent to museums. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

That was cool. So. But I'm a huge. I love the Joker. Love it. So I don't see Joaquin Phoenix.

[Chick McGee]

I do not see that one there. No. I see Leto.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jack and he.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Man. This is nerdy. So. So when I say cool, take that with a grain of salt. Joker jacket down there. That's gotta be 300 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

There's Joker wrapping paper.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Joker.

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So she mean, can you imagine? You hear? She could out nerd anybody when it comes to the Joker. Well, good for you. Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

And I bet she's wearing a joke that's purple. I bet there's a Joker on the back or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we're going to be visiting with comedians Greg Morton and Al Jackson. Right now, Jess Hooker is at the Silac Insurance news desk. We'll check in with Jess in a couple seconds. What have you got going on over there?

[Jess Hooker]

We've got somebody died at Disneyland, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for pizza.

[Jess Hooker]

Turns out it's not the happiest place on earth.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a little city, these things.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it Sneezy? He had something, didn't he?

[Chick McGee]

No. It's probably Dopey. He put his hand where it shouldn't have been.

[Jess Hooker]

We're also going to talk about penile implants.

[Greg Morton]

Ah.

[Jess Hooker]

And update from Dolly Parton. She is okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She's okay. That's very important. Okay. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Greg Morton]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. When did making plans get this complicated? It's time to streamline with WhatsApp, the secure messaging app that brings the whole group together. Use polls to settle dinner plans, send event invites and pin messages so no one forgets mom 60th and never miss.

[Jess Hooker]

A meme or milestone.

[Chick McGee]

All protected with end to end encryption. It's time for WhatsApp message privately with everyone. Learn [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Coming soon.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk is Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Coming up, comedian Greg Morton, comedian Al Jackson. And our Shoein of the week with Chick Magee. And our special guest, Ms. Kathy Fuller, our winner in our pigskin. Pick em from week five. Week six begins this evening. Go to bobandtom.com contest, get your entries in. Just pick the winners. In the NFL, you could win that $500 E gift card from Stephen Singer jewelers. Right now we have Ms. Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee. She's over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Jess Hooker]

A Disneyland guest died after riding the park's classic Haunted Mansion attraction.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's terrible.

[Jess Hooker]

Officer Matt Sutter of the Anaheim Police Department later told Entertainment Weekly that the guest said to be in her 60s, was found unresponsive. After finishing the ride. She was taken to the hospital where she was pronounced dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a. Am I correct in saying, as you get near the end of that, doesn't the voiceover say there's always room for one more?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And then you look and there's a ghost in between you guys. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's a ghost in your little car. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. I bet. I bet I've done that 30 times. Times.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I love this poor.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Poor woman.

[Chick McGee]

You think that was a heart attack?

[Jess Hooker]

Mr. Sutter said the Orange County Sheriff coroner will determine the cause of death at a later time.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet if you gotta die, I mean, there's a party going on. Remember at the end, the big room and everybody's having. They're dancing around.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's a real treat.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. It's really fun. And when you first get in there, they do. There's a trick with the portraits and.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's not a roller coaster, it's just a ride.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You walk through, then you get. You put. You get in a little cart and you go through the haunted.

[Josh Arnold]

It is on a track. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

At one point it's. It kind of benign, really.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It doesn't go particularly fast and it's not particularly scary. I mean, little kids might get a little, you know, get creeped out.

[Chick McGee]

But it's not terror filled.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, not at all. I mean, this woman probably has had.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Something going on already, you know. Awful though.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless it was Murder.

[Josh Arnold]

Most foul.

[Chick McGee]

Murder on the haunted.

[Tom Griswold]

Murder at the Haunted Mansion.

[Chick McGee]

Haunted Mansion. I said Mickey did it.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish they'd bring back some of the classic. Right. I used to love the really cheesy Mr. Toads.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say I thought somebody died on Mr. Toad too.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

Right. The heart attack or something. That's why they discontinued that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Did kind of jostle you.

[Chick McGee]

That's the legend, remember? And the car almost runs into you. Remember that?

[Jess Hooker]

There's a story, there's something that says, like there's X amount of deaths at Disney properties every year. Like it's of course kind of high.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, but there are hundreds of thousands of people. Of course, eventually.

[Josh Arnold]

And most of them probably are heat related.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Heart related.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, because you get people that haven't walked more than 100 yards a day in their lives and all of a sudden they're tromping around Disney World at 100 degree heat.

[Greg Morton]

I was.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't trying to be judgmental.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

When I go there, One has a right to enjoy how this person even get out of their car.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right? Nothing worse than being fat, is there?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

When they. When they bring in the.

[Chick McGee]

If you can't fit in the ride, you can't go.

[Tom Griswold]

When they bring in the authorities, do they. Are they like in some kind of a costume or like. Like a guy look like in the Goofy suit with a special vest, given cpr.

[Josh Arnold]

Giving CPR to this lady.

[Jess Hooker]

It did say in the story that the Disneyland employees did administer CPR until the medics arrived.

[Chick McGee]

All right, who's given cpr?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, you do it to Stay Alive by the Bee Gees.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Mickey goes. I hate the Bee Gees. Let's do it to the Mickey Mouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Club theme in front of the wailing family.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He's got Goofy giving him a CPR.

[Josh Arnold]

Please save our grandmother. One of them probably yelled, Mr. Toad's wild ride.

[Chick McGee]

Guests drive motor cars through a chaotic journey featuring reckless driving, a chase through London, England, a courtroom scene, and a surprising comedic trip to the gates of hell.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved. I loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

I did too. It was so fun. Like these two dimensional sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was like four by eights of plywood.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very much two dimensional.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It wasn't really all that elaborate, but.

[Josh Arnold]

It was silly and fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Was Mr. Toad a movie?

[Chick McGee]

It was the Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, 1949.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's terrific.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The Wind. And it's based on the Wind in the Willows, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure. But if you have to die at Disney World, wouldn't the place be the Haunted Mansion? And you don't want to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's fitting. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She died in the teacups.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something.

[Jess Hooker]

And she's just over there spinning those teacups.

[Chick McGee]

I've never been so sick on a ride.

[Tom Griswold]

I won't get.

[Chick McGee]

Damn.

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not Getting on those.

[Tom Griswold]

And they just changed. They just changed the Aerosmith roller coaster.

[Josh Arnold]

To the Muppets down in Florida. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Rocking, rocking coast.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't know if the Muppets one is open now, but that's what. That's the new theme.

[Tom Griswold]

But they closed the Muppets 3D thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. Why not keep them both?

[Tom Griswold]

I love that too.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, what's green? It smells like.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Greg Morton]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Unbelievable. Could we go back to the Silac Insurance news desk and get a off.

[Chick McGee]

It's Kermit's finger.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

A neurologist says he encounters a patient a day who cannot get an MRI because they have a penile implant. Mr. A day? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now this is a technical issue. Medical. You'll see.

[Jess Hooker]

Dr. Ashwan Uden recently went viral after filming a tick tock video explaining the problem with certain metal Penile implants and MRIs.

[Josh Arnold]

Metal penis implants.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That really hauls them.

[Josh Arnold]

How does this count piercings is this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is. This is.

[Jess Hooker]

Miami urologist Dr. Justin Dubin told the Miami News Time that a penile implant is truly a functional device that treats erectile dysfunction. He added that all modern day penile implants are made from MRI safe materials, though some that are over 25 years old may contain metal parts that are incompatible with MRIs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so, but I, and I have a question. If you have an mri, right, you have to have no metals that.

[Jess Hooker]

No metal. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you have. What's the, what is the recreational penile thing? Is that called a Prince Albert?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a penile.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not, that's not a medical device. That's. That's jewelry.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It comes out one of one inch unscrews and you can pull it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So presumably if you're getting an mri, they tell you, do you have anything?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

If you didn't tell them, wouldn't it go flying out?

[Josh Arnold]

It could rip out.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Those magnets are huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so now here's my next question at tsa, did they ever have to. Because I mean, I. The last time I remember they said take your watch off. They were really. They wanted no metal at all. If you had one of those.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Down there, would you have to go to the men's room?

[Jess Hooker]

And I think that if it keeps going off, then you would have to request someone to come and pat you down or do a body scan search.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus I never take my belt off and I go through and it's only been an issue like once. Yeah, that's a joke. It's just so they can assert some sort of control.

[Jess Hooker]

He's not wrong. The smaller the airport, the worse they are because they're so bored.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know I don't want some guy getting on the plane with a rifle.

[Chick McGee]

Hello and welcome. Welcome to my new talk show. I'm paranoid. Or you should be. And here's Josh. Josh, how are you, buddy?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad you had me on today. It's important.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just curious if someone had a large enough penile jewelry, whatever you call it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure it'd probably say something.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it shoot off the machine and would you have to go down?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe not though. I mean, how many women walk through with pierced ears?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but those piercings, the pier, the. The Prince Albert, that's kind of. That's big. That's a big piercing. I mean like the. The metal gauge and everything.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, if you have big earrings, you have to take them off.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

And, but this article is about. About penile implants that are for. What's it called? Erectile dysfunction. Now do those things. Do you blow those things up? You pump them. Do you pump them like the shoes, those basketball shoes they used to have? That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a button on your balls.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

There is.

[Chick McGee]

I right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I actually don't know. I think there was something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Might be how those work.

[Chick McGee]

There must be an app. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

But if this is a metal device, then that means that you're erect all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

It probably has some kind of a hinge on it or a. Yeah, I don't know. But I mean, chick, you're just alluded to something that may be correct. There may be. There may well be one of these because they said the newer ones are all plastic.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or MRI safe, whatever they might be. But I wonder if they operate with an app on your phone maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Why wouldn't it? Everything does.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you remember those swords your kids had when they were little and you'd throw it and it would telescope out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It may be similar.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, if you needed lick your hips and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. But it would be funny.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't aware you could. You should flick your hips.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably not the right word, but. Yeah, I would just float. Throw your hips, Rust. Thrust your hips. Thank you. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I bet there. I. Now I'm curious if there is One of these things that operates with your phone. Well, and I would like to know, I wonder what the logo looks like for the app.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, you know when you're, you're getting ready to take a picture and it has that, that circular gauge that you can like telescope in and out, you know, I'm talking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. The, the.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Shutter or the, whatever the hell that is. The iris aperture. Just roll down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Make your wiener bigger.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Hemp plant launches hemp plant pov. Aip. Nile Enhancer Enhancement Simulator. This, this all came up when I typed in penis implant app.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So what is him plant.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I assume it's for the boys.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the first FDA cleared penile implant. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

My God.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Does it operate with a phone?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't say there you go like I need it. Well, there you go. That's what you've been looking for.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the fact that you.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You immediately googled it because you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea. And I went, well, there's a way for us to find out.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like you've been waiting for.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there you go. That answers all your questions. You can finally shut up about needing.

[Tom Griswold]

Something for your penis.

[Chick McGee]

Your poor limp bastard. There you go. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you want the venti or the. Or the grande? You know, they name those just like they do the coffee at Starbucks. They're not going to name them small. Extra small.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's going to be. Yeah. Tall, huge, gigantic and epic.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe they go. Celebrities like Shaq. Yeah. Jon Hamm, Don Johnson and Mickey Rooney.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Mickey Rooney evidently was large.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Okay, I was assuming.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of large.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we've got some large comedy with Greg Morton and Al Jackson, comedians on the way, plus not to mention today in history. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Greg Morton]

Add to or continue the conversation.

[Chick McGee]

Check out the Bob and Tom show on, on Facebook. Get the [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show 295.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and Tom. We have a Bob and Tom legend in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

We're joined by comedian Greg Morton.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming all the way from Toronto, Canada. A lot of Canadian news the last couple of days. Good news, the Toronto Blue Jays advancing.

[Chick McGee]

To The American League Championship Series.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the great Canadian bands of all time. Rush back in the news. They're gonna get back together, the Alex and Getty, and they're gonna go out on a tour. This is very exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Greg, are you a fan of Rush?

[Greg Morton]

I love Rush.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it. Do you have to.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta like Rush and Murray hockey.

[Greg Morton]

If I want to get back into the country, I got a better lake.

[Tom Griswold]

Rush.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Greg Morton]

But a lot of my friends love Rush. Yeah, that's my time too. You know, coming up. When I was a kid, you know, listening to music.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Morton]

And as well as R B, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Greg Morton]

Gotta have defunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you gotcha.

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And did we. We determine that without expanding upon it. Are you familiar with the. The text?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Jess Hooker]

There.

[Josh Arnold]

Three simple letters.

[Greg Morton]

Is this going racial?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Okay, well that was a good guess though. Not yet.

[Chick McGee]

Not yet.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to ease our way into that Ace.

[Greg Morton]

You know what I mean, man? You know the race. The race Dar goes up, you know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

40 years.

[Tom Griswold]

The term. It's not even a term. What do you call it? The letters DTF is code in. In the texting world.

[Jess Hooker]

Let's just say it's a question actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So. But do people put a question mark after dt?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, usually.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, not always, but.

[Jess Hooker]

But if it comes at 2 o' clock in the morning after a night.

[Josh Arnold]

Of drinking and it says words are down to. Are you down to.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Because I was asking, I wonder if there's a radio station with the call letters. Like in Canada would be cdtf. On the east of the Mississippi it would be wdtf. Or in the west coast and environs west of the Mississippi, it would be K dtf. And then. And then Josh said there probably isn't. It's a down to funk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

For a station that plays a lot of George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic.

[Greg Morton]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I know you're quite funky.

[Greg Morton]

You mean what I wear or what I smell?

[Jess Hooker]

Like.

[Greg Morton]

This one.

[Tom Griswold]

Your musical taste as part of your act. You do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Just the way you say quite funky.

[Al Jackson]

So.

[Chick McGee]

So white. Unbelievable. I know you're quite funky.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg has a. And I've seen his act many times. And there's a. There's a component of. Of dancing and singing that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's a showman.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be. And I think in the realm funk.

[Greg Morton]

It's a. It's a homage to my favorite, you know, my music artist that I grew up with. Of course. Yeah. In the 80s and 90s.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm. I'm in the right zone here now. Let's just catch up with your life.

[Greg Morton]

I'm being profiled.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

No matter what you say, the profile will remain the same.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll just make sure everything's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Your wife's still alive.

[Greg Morton]

Tom, I gotta tell you something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Greg Morton]

Crazy. What happened? Have you had this? No. You? Of course not. So this guy walks, gets out of his car and he locks his car. Then he walks a couple of steps away. I thought he's ocd. Then I walk past his car. That's racist, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Greg Morton]

I picked up a brick. I smashed his damn window.

[Chick McGee]

You're not gonna take that.

[Greg Morton]

I'm not gonna take that.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Your life is fine, though. You're still married, you still live in. In Toronto.

[Greg Morton]

Yes, but we gotta find somewhere to move.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Greg Morton]

Yes. With no bugs. A place where there's no bugs.

[Josh Arnold]

You got bugs. You're tired of the bugs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't think Canada is a place for bugs. I think it's very clean is what I hear.

[Greg Morton]

There's just about everything up there. When I hear, ow, something bit me, I know it's time to kill. It's time to kill some bugs or something. I remember when we lived in New York, we had, like, these roaches. Couldn't get rid of these roaches. And they had an ad on the TV for this device that you plug into the wall and it emits this high frequency sound. So I plug it in, I go to bed. I get up halfway through the night, turn on the light. There's a cockroach standing in front of this thing, trying to turn up the base.

[Josh Arnold]

They're large.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

I guess you get some serious big roaches.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you live in an apartment or a house?

[Greg Morton]

We live in a condo.

[Tom Griswold]

A condo?

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So is it attached to other buildings?

[Greg Morton]

Well, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so it's a house.

[Greg Morton]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a townhouse?

[Greg Morton]

You know what a condo is? It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Greg Morton]

It's an apartment that someone paid too much for.

[Josh Arnold]

So it looks like an apartment building, probably a little nicer, but it's a condo.

[Tom Griswold]

Now our real estate values in Canada skyrocketing the way they are here.

[Greg Morton]

They're starting to crash in Toronto.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Greg Morton]

Yes. But, yeah, it's been. But it was crazy. We were in a huge bubble and some people have lost, like, oh, gosh, like. Oh, 20%.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So are you getting out or are you gonna stay where you are?

[Greg Morton]

Oh, I want to get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Where would you go?

[Greg Morton]

Oh, I'm hoping that we become the 51st state and I don't even have to.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. See, opinions vary.

[Tom Griswold]

On. Now, instead of. If we do that, instead of on our flag, will we just put. Instead of another star, put a little maple leaf. This is kind of a homage to your past.

[Greg Morton]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Greg Morton]

I really don't care. I just want cheaper eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sitting over there at the. At the Silac Insurance news desk, that is Ms. Jess Hooker. We have time for a quick story. What's going on over there?

[Jess Hooker]

A wordle game show is reportedly in the works at NBC. According to Variety, Jimmy Fallon is producing the project based on the New York Times puzzle.

[Chick McGee]

Let me guess. Ryan Seacrest is the host, right?

[Jess Hooker]

No, you're gonna like the host. Today anchor Savannah Guthrie is set to host Savannah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's great.

[Jess Hooker]

She's not the one you.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. The one we like is the weather lady. I love Dylan Dryer.

[Tom Griswold]

Dylan Dreyers.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, then you love Savannah. They're very similar.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't she from Australia?

[Jess Hooker]

Savannah Guthrie?

[Tom Griswold]

Think original.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she has no accent. If she is.

[Jess Hooker]

Will you. Will all of you guys watch this? Because you talk about Wordle all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Wordle, but I mean, if. I guess I'd have to make it authentic, I'd have to watch it while sitting on the toilet.

[Jess Hooker]

The things I don't need to know about my boss.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you don't do wordle on the can.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I don't.

[Greg Morton]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

If I'm in there for a long time, it means I'm struggling with wordle. It has nothing to do with. Nothing to do with intestinal function.

[Chick McGee]

You're not constipated. You just got a tough word.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can't see that working on tv.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't either. Well, yeah, no, she already has a job.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not get somebody who doesn't? Isn't. I don't. I'll never understand.

[Jess Hooker]

Why do they keep repurposing the morning people in the evening.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the late night people in the prime time.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's just not necessary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Morton]

Wordle's the game with the little cubes in there. How do you make that? How do you move that on the tv?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know how it would. I. I just don't see it Being interesting and it's not interesting to anybody around here. It's just, just fun to play. We have like a, a little group that we argue about it all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

And your, your buddy a A got his in two today.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. In two.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I guess if they do. This is a for only for people who play wordle if they're going to do it on tv. This is good news for the word.

[Josh Arnold]

Ado that's used a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the number one starter word.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see you got all that, all those vowels.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do not, I do not use.

[Chick McGee]

Greg, do you do. Is it, is there a Canadian wordle?

[Greg Morton]

No, I know there's a lot of A's in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I, I, I got a few words that might work for this TV show. Okay, I gotta see how many let us stink. All right, how many letters is cancel? That's, that's six. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Six. Awful.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I keep brutal where it is, where it belongs. On my phone. Yeah, I guess you could watch it on your phone. That might be fun. Coming up. What have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Do you remember the game Clue?

[Chick McGee]

Love Clue.

[Jess Hooker]

I love Clue too. It's coming to Netflix. And not the mo.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the movie. Because they made a movie already, right?

[Josh Arnold]

They did make a movie.

[Jess Hooker]

This is going to be different.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's going to be a ser. A mini. Yeah, like eight episodes or something. That's their bread and butter on like.

[Josh Arnold]

A narrative or a game show or. Well, we'll find out, won't we?

[Jess Hooker]

We will find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so we'll look, we'll certainly look.

[Chick McGee]

Forward to that drawing room.

[Greg Morton]

Is it reality based?

[Josh Arnold]

I will have to be patient.

[Chick McGee]

Greg wants to know who books that.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

O.J.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't hit anybody with a guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

What does this mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Could have been worse, I guess. Plus, we have the shoe in of the week coming up in a few minutes. Also, comedian Al Jackson and comedian Greg Morgan among Greg's stops. By the way, it'll be Terre Haute at the Zora Shrine on Saturday evening all over Sipsora. We'll find out what's going on when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Greg Morton]

Q95.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker. What's up at the Silac Insurance news.

[Tom Griswold]

Desk in the medicine field.

[Jess Hooker]

He feels fine.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby on Chick. Hello. Tom, we got a guest.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see him sitting over there. He is comedian Greg Morton. Who could that be?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, yesterday. And don't take this the wrong way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, the problem is he's gonna take it the right way.

[Tom Griswold]

No, yesterday we were discussing, we were talking about, about people who were well known that had a large gap in their teeth. Yeah, we did.

[Chick McGee]

And, And I said I have. I've always heard it's a sign of high intelligence.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly what you said.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, your thoughts.

[Tom Griswold]

Would be.

[Greg Morton]

My mother would disagree.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a David Letterman.

[Greg Morton]

David Letterman.

[Josh Arnold]

Trahan, Madonna.

[Chick McGee]

Straight.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember Madonna.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Morton]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Porn star Belladonna from the aughts.

[Greg Morton]

Do you have A picture.

[Josh Arnold]

I will Google you a file, not a Vertigo.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a picture of her.

[Chick McGee]

Gap.

[Tom Griswold]

There really is a porn star named Belle Adonna.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Bella Donna.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. How dumb of me to.

[Chick McGee]

Bella Donna.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

She was actually in a Paul Thomas Anderson movie too.

[Tom Griswold]

She in Boogie Nights?

[Josh Arnold]

No, she's an inherent vice. She plays like a regular. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've not seen that yet. I should watch that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's good but odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, well, Greg Morton, stand up comedian, you do have a large gap in your teeth. And I. And it's charming and delightful.

[Chick McGee]

Charming.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever considered. When you were a kid, did you ever consider braces? Or was that. Did you. Were you comfortable with it or am I. Is this awkward? I'm stumbling because I feel like an idiot in that.

[Greg Morton]

It never bothered me. I don't know, until I got online.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, people.

[Greg Morton]

Your teeth are messed up. But you know what's interesting? AI. I can't get AI to draw a picture of me without the gap.

[Jess Hooker]

Gap.

[Greg Morton]

The AI fixes my teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

It does?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Morton]

It closes the gap in my teeth and I go, put that back in there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's weird.

[Greg Morton]

Isn't it, though?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Morton]

I don't know where.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, can you get your whole finger between them?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

What are you doing?

[Greg Morton]

Well, I. You know what? What is almost.

[Tom Griswold]

Just kidding. Jesus. Everybody's so mean.

[Greg Morton]

Wait a minute. Does that make it wider? I don't want to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you don't have any kids, right?

[Greg Morton]

No, no kids. You are afraid to have kids because they grow up and they kill you.

[Josh Arnold]

History has shown.

[Greg Morton]

Yeah, but you know what is weird now? I think it's easier to have kids, isn't it? No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Greg Morton]

Okay. I was on the. I was driving on the interstate. I stopped at this rest stop. They had a breastfeeding station.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Greg Morton]

I was in there for an hour and a half. Now, Greg, that's not. No, but what.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not meant for you.

[Tom Griswold]

He got. Really. Got in trouble for lying down in the baby changing station.

[Josh Arnold]

Does the nipple fit right in that gap?

[Chick McGee]

Kicking your feet? I'm so glad you asked.

[Greg Morton]

No, they really need to work on their customer service.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm a big fan. One of my friends is gonna have his first kid.

[Jess Hooker]

That's exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

So I've been giving him a lot of. A lot of pointers.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Altman and she's a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. She doesn't know all of it. Doesn't need any point I was. He was asking about those because when you don't have kids and you walk into a bathroom and you see those baby changing things.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonder. And I said, remember when you go to one of those. They are. You've got to completely sterilize the thing before you touch it.

[Greg Morton]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm surprised they don't have a sleeve that you just put over that entire thing.

[Chick McGee]

That would be good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like they do on the toilet seat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really no big deal. I just unwrap the whopper and leave the wrapper down. And then when you set it back down, it's on the wrapper.

[Al Jackson]

We had a.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a letter I didn't read on the air.

[Greg Morton]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

These people were flying and the. The lady next to them, let's see, she was in the window seat with a baby and she changed the kid on the middle seat because there was no one sitting there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was a major. Oh, but I mean, you know, what are you gonna do?

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, there's probably more room than there is in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. So these things. These things.

[Greg Morton]

That's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to take the kid to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But you can't.

[Josh Arnold]

On an airplane.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't.

[Greg Morton]

I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's what they want you to do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if they're really small, I guess you could do that tray. Yeah. And then the guy. The guy in front of you puts his seat back. And I just got pinned by a diaper.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see that I sent you that email about. Airlines are going to start charging if you want to put your seat back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's what that, that has to.

[Chick McGee]

Be, what, like 50 bucks or something? 50 bucks. And you have seat back responsibilities. You can put.

[Tom Griswold]

How are they going to enforce.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why.

[Chick McGee]

They just don't retrofit or put a pin in something so the seats won't recline. I don't want the problem.

[Josh Arnold]

And you are pro recline.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

If it's there, I be able to use.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't recline.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. You need it.

[Greg Morton]

If you're up.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I love about the great engineers in our culture? And I do love all engineers. Of course. I love the fact that when you get on an airplane and it still has ashtrays, that baby's still flying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Morton]

Those.

[Josh Arnold]

Those experts say you want the old plane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Those maintenance guys know what they're doing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Morton]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm always very comfortable.

[Greg Morton]

What about those airplanes. There was a Boeing, the wing almost fell off.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they built it on a Monday.

[Greg Morton]

Imagine the captain comes on, Ladies and gentlemen, I see your cabin thinking, if you look out the left hand side of the plane, you'll notice the wing is missing. We're going to need everybody to stick their arm out the window laughing. Up and down as hard as you can.

[Chick McGee]

As hard as you can.

[Greg Morton]

You people on the right hand side of the plane. We're going to need you to take out your bible. The only way we're going to land this is on a wing and a prayer.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Comedian Greg Morton has joined us in the studio. We're going to go that direction where I see Ms. Jez Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee who is in the UK right now. And Ms. Hooker is at the Silac Insurance news desk. Have we missed anything in the news?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yes. Police in Oregon say a 65 year old man is in custody after assaulting a man in a wheelchair with a guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is a confusing sentence.

[Jess Hooker]

I apologize a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy in the wheelchair is not playing the guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

The guy in the wheelchair is just sitting there and this douchebag comes up who is has a guitar and smashes the guy in the wheelchair.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what did the guy in the wheelchair do?

[Jess Hooker]

According to court documents, Portland police responded to the scene where they found a man with injuries to his head and face.

[Tom Griswold]

Face.

[Jess Hooker]

A witness told police she saw the victim being hit in the head with an acoustic guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

It was. He didn't get hit with the guitar that hard. It was just a Fender bender. Nothing. Awesome applause.

[Tom Griswold]

Fender does make an acoustic, so I'll allow the joke.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it does. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Had it been, had it been a Stratocaster, it probably would have killed the guy.

[Jess Hooker]

All right. When she attempted to break up the fight, the suspect ripped off his colostomy bag and threw it at her.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wait, it was a lady.

[Jess Hooker]

No, this is the one who tried to break up the fight.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute. So the lady, lady tries to break up the fight.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a wheelchair guy and then there's a guy with the colostomy bag and a guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Jess Hooker]

They're in a fight. The female comes, tries to break it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Up.

[Jess Hooker]

She gets caught in the face with a colostomy bag.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hit in the face with a.

[Greg Morton]

Bag from the guy in the wheelchair.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the guy in the wheelchair is.

[Greg Morton]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just an innocent dude.

[Tom Griswold]

This is getting way too complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

Guitar man has the colostomy bag.

[Greg Morton]

What the heck is he doing with a colostomy bag?

[Chick McGee]

Well, sometimes when you're injured.

[Tom Griswold]

How does Mark Sanchez fit into this? Does Mark Sanchez come in and OJ.

[Jess Hooker]

The guy guy, the 65 year old.

[Greg Morton]

Okay. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that why you keep saying that? Have you seen the slash wound in that guy's face?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you also for this story, you've been saying a man has been ojed. What are you talking about?

[Jess Hooker]

He has. He has a face injury.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, O.J. was found innocent. You forget that.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Greg Morton]

He was a long time ago.

[Tom Griswold]

So your point is?

[Chick McGee]

I never did find the real killer.

[Tom Griswold]

So your point is? What did the guy in the wheelchair say that made the guy with the guitar smash him in the face?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Let's see. The 65 year old was arrested for second degree assault, unlawful use of a weapon, and menacing. The victim told police that he was sitting in his wheelchair when a stranger approached him and asked for entry into the building. When he refused, he says the suspect threw a drunken punch that grazed his head and shoulders. The suspect then swung his guitar at the man who dodged the first two swings, but the third struck him in the head. He was.

[Tom Griswold]

If you. If you can't hit a guy, you can't. You miss the guy with a guitar. That's a pretty crappy batting here, drunk boy.

[Jess Hooker]

He was treated at a hospital for a cut across the top of his head.

[Josh Arnold]

So this guy was kind of a security guard.

[Jess Hooker]

I think he may have just been sitting outside of the building. He was just enjoying the day in his wheelchair.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy said, hey, can guy go in that building? And the wheelchair dude said, no, you can't. Yeah, I'll do the thinning around here, Bubba Louie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy in the wheelchair said, if you play Wonder Wall one more time, I'm gonna drive this wheelchair over your feet.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy is a menace.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, getting hit with a colostomy bag.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll happen to you one day. Day two of me having one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Tom, I'd really enjoyed if you come.

[Josh Arnold]

Over for a couple hours.

[Chick McGee]

When you come over, just stop and visit. That'd be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, that's awful. Okay, I'm sorry. What else is happening over there?

[Jess Hooker]

A A competition series based on the board game Clue is coming to Netflix. According to Deadline, the unscripted series will feature a group of contestants facing physical and mental challenges to collect clues before stepping into a real life game of deduction and deception.

[Josh Arnold]

But no murder. No real life murder.

[Jess Hooker]

They, they don't touch on that in the story.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm out.

[Greg Morton]

Game in there.

[Jess Hooker]

To win, they will have to outwit opponents and solve the crime.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It was Mrs. Dinwiddie in the kitchen with the ditto dough.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the dildo?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't remember that being one of the weapons.

[Josh Arnold]

You had a different clue.

[Chick McGee]

I remember a pipe. I think it was a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. A revolver.

[Chick McGee]

A revolver.

[Tom Griswold]

A colostomy bag.

[Josh Arnold]

Rope. The colostomy bag.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I don't think you're taking this seriously.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up today in history. Also, in just a few minutes, we're gonna do the shoo in of the week.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we are all set.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe starring Chick McGee.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I've heard that our winner of this week, Kathy Fuller, has no interest in talking to us at all. Is that true?

[Chick McGee]

I think, I think I've heard the same thing. Or maybe it's just. Just doesn't want to talk to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no. I think she wants to talk only to you.

[Greg Morton]

Oh, oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Little private phone call.

[Tom Griswold]

Get into your DMs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, she's gonna slide into your DMs.

[Chick McGee]

The term is slide into my DMs, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Okay, but getting into your BVDs, silly. Because she's DTF. I, I, I know, I know all these things.

[Jess Hooker]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

I've been taught all these I've been told words. This is our third one of the season. I think already another Lions fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll certainly look forward to that. But right now, if you're listening to our program, the best way to listen to it, of course, is, I hope.

[Chick McGee]

With Raycon's Everyday earbuds. The Raycon Everyday Classic earbuds. They're loaded with updates. They have active noise cancellation multi point connectivity. You can pair with two devices at once and an ergonomic fit that actually stays put in your ears no matter what you're doing. And Raycons has a variety of different colors and you can find a pair that matches your vibe. And the Raycons have everyday features like that quick charge function, 10 minutes on the charger, you get 90 minutes of playing time.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus, Tom said, right now, if you're listening to our program, who else would he be talking to? The people not listening to our program.

[Chick McGee]

He thinks everyone hears him.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's his get better. Oh yeah, that was Mike's right? All, what a dope.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. So you're saying up to 32 hours.

[Chick McGee]

Of battery life with Raycons.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're not listening to Our program.

[Josh Arnold]

They wouldn't hear you say right now if you're listening to our program.

[Al Jackson]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Over 3 million customers already love Raycons. They come with a 30 day happiness guarantee. And we've got a deal for you. Go to buyraycon.com tom to get 20% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic. That's buyraycon.com tom. And you get 20% off percent off everything on the website.

[Tom Griswold]

So I should have said since you're listening to our program.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right, that would have been better.

[Jess Hooker]

What's your favorite Thomism that he does.

[Josh Arnold]

One time, Greg Morton. He said and we will return when we come back. Something along those lines.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no, no, we'll return. We will return and we'll do that when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

The word you're looking for, Greg is profound. Deep. And when we return, I believe we're going to have Ms. Kathy Fuller taking on Chick McGee in the shoe in of the week. Plus we'll cram in some important things that happened on this date in history. Is it your birthday today, Greg?

[Greg Morton]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. We are in the rally Auto part studios. The this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk it's Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

We have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of them over that way is comedian Greg Morton.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And over that way on the big screen or on the phone, I believe one of the two. It's going to be our winner in week five of the pigskin pick em competition.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Kathy Fuller. And I'm getting the stall sign and. Hello. How is everyone? Oh, I'm fine, thanks for asking.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're talking to yourself, are you?

[Tom Griswold]

The way this works is we ask you to pick all the winners each week in the NFL. And as I understand it, Kathy got 11 out of 14 and there was a three way tie. And she had the best results when they did the various tiebreakers. Okay, we have on the phone we have Ms. Kathy Fuller. Cathy, how are you?

[Chick McGee]

I'm doing wonderful, Tom. Thank you for having me today.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You sound perky and great. You have been accused of not making these pics yourself. I'm sure you made them. Am I correct?

[Chick McGee]

You are correct. I Made them all by myself. My significant other had nothing to do with them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that insignificant other. When it comes to this, he's insignificant. I think it's important to underscore that. Kathy, where do you live?

[Chick McGee]

I live in West Olive, Michigan, which.

[Jess Hooker]

Is right around the Holland Grand Haven area.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great. Are you a skier? Not at all. Nubs Knob? Boyne Highlands? Crystal? Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

How about water skiing? You've ever water skied on Lake Michigan?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, Kathy, I have not water skied on Lake Michigan, but I have on smaller lakes and I can say I don't do very well at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, I'm sure a little practice, she'll be fine.

[Chick McGee]

No, because my memories and my achievements and my desires are the same as yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever.

[Chick McGee]

You know how this goes, Kathy. You know how he is, Kathy.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever. Have you ever seen a Petoskey stone?

[Chick McGee]

I have seen plenty of them. I actually think I have one at home.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Now we're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

A Petoskey stone. Famous stone, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you just go to Michigan and leave us alone? Why don't you just go?

[Tom Griswold]

Kathy, are you a fan of the Detroit Lions?

[Chick McGee]

I am definitely a fan of the Lions. Have been. Even through their hard times.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, you got a good team. Do you have a college football team from the state of Michigan that you admire?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry about this, Chick, but I am a Michigan fan through and through. Hardy har har.

[Tom Griswold]

The University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan. The home of the great Bob Seeger, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a Bob Seeger fan?

[Chick McGee]

I am, actually. Yes, I am. I loved his music.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good. We can hit a few more Michigan things, but I. I'm getting the signal that you're tired of it. Okay, well, Kathy, you get to pick against Chick McGee today.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have one of those. Do you have one of those Honolulu blue Detroit Lions jerseys, Kathy? That I do not have. Oh, my gosh. Well, who's your favorite player? I like Amante. So. Ramon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she's got down a little bit. That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. We lost you for a second there. I didn't hear.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you said Jared Goff. Anyway. Okay. The Lions play Sunday night. Did you know this? They travel to Kansas City to take on the Chiefs. Ooh. Yes, I do. I'm still going to go with my Detroit Lions. You're going to take the Lions plus the two? That's right. The Chiefs are a home favorite against the Lions despite the Fact, they've been a little wonky lately. I'm taking Kansas City minus the two on that one. Tom right there too.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys disagree?

[Chick McGee]

We disagree on that one. And then tonight, the Eagles travel to the Meadowlands, where Jimmy Hoff is buried, to take on the Giants. The Giants are getting seven points at home. You like the Giants or the Eagles, Kathy? I like the Eagles. She likes the Eagles to cover. You like the Eagles to cover the South.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the band the Eagles, of course, features Glenn Frey from the great state of Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

And Bob Seeger had had Henley and Fry on a couple of his songs, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Glenn Frey sings backup vocals on Bob's first hit, Rambling Gambling Man. You're welcome, Michigan fans.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute. So what just happened? She picked the Eagles. And what are you picking?

[Chick McGee]

I'm taking the. Well, hang on. I gotta remember what I. Who I took. Hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I'm taking the Giants plus the seven.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so you guys disagree on that one as well.

[Chick McGee]

And then the Broncos travel to my future home, London, England, and they're going to play at Tottenham Hotspur this weekend. Yeah, the Broncos. And the Jets. And the jets are winless and they're getting seven points. You like Denver or the New York Jets? I still like Denver in this one. I like Denver. You're right. I like Denver minus the 7 as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Interestingly enough, we have developed.

[Chick McGee]

She's right. She's having her own show out there. I like.

[Tom Griswold]

We have developed an idea that I'm. I'm working on turning into a concept known as the double shot, in which we put Chick on the spot and say, is there one of these that you are so confident in? You're going to double your bet.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing? You don't do the double shock anymore? What are you trying to pull, Greg?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you hear a chicken clucking?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, don't call me chicken. I'll have to say something about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, I'll tell you what you some. The Arizona Cardinals visit the Indianapolis Colts. Arizona getting a touchdown. That's seven. Who do you like? The Colts in that one or Arizona? I like the Colts in that one. I like the Colts. That's right. I like the Colts minus the seven as well. And that is my double shot, you big jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

A double shock. There we go. There we got him. We got him to do it. Well, Kathy, you sound like a delightful person.

[Chick McGee]

Don't call me a chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Are you.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you currently at home at work in your car?

[Chick McGee]

But I actually am sitting Outside in the car because it's quieter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good. Does your boss know you're in your car?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, she does. She's a great person.

[Tom Griswold]

What's her name? Crystal Krissa.

[Chick McGee]

Crystal.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Crystal.

[Josh Arnold]

What time will you do back on stage three.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. Well, Kathy, congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

Give it up for Crystal.

[Tom Griswold]

You, Kathy, you won yourself a gift certificate and e gift card from our buddy Stephen Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers. So you can. You can peruse the inventory at. I hate Stephen singer. Singer.com. well, Kathy, you're a delight. A delight to talk to. Thanks so much for listening. We really appreciate.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry for Tom, Kathy.

[Chick McGee]

Appreciate you guys having me. Thank you so much. Thank you, dear.

[Tom Griswold]

What a sweetie. What a nice.

[Josh Arnold]

We have no idea. She could hang up and hit her kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. I was trying to think of that slander.

[Chick McGee]

The only thing that saved her was she knew what a Petoskey stone was. Up until then, Tom had written her off.

[Tom Griswold]

Off?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He was done.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is obscure. Greg, do you know what a Petoskey.

[Greg Morton]

Oh, I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's. There's stones found in the northern Michigan area. You can get a watch from the Shinola people based in Detroit.

[Chick McGee]

How did you find out about these Petoskey watches anyway? What the hell?

[Jess Hooker]

I thought you sent him the link.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you sent me the link.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, never mind. Just yesterday, one of our guy came up to me and said, hey, look, I got a Shinola watch. So. See, they're, they're, they're cool. Now it's one guy. Time now to check into history while we have a moment here because we have some important events here.

[Chick McGee]

October 9th. What happened on October 9th? Well, we're waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

This has always interested me. This has always interested me. Apparently in the year 1000, okay, Leif Erickson discovered what they called Vinland, which would. When I say discovered it would be the European discovery of North America. But we don't call it Ericksonia. We call it the United States. Columbus is getting all the credit here. You don't have like an Ericksonia university. Don't you think we.

[Josh Arnold]

What else happened today, Tom, when he gets here.

[Tom Griswold]

So who's your favorite Viking?

[Josh Arnold]

My favorite Viking. Eric the Viking.

[Tom Griswold]

Fran Tarkinden.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I was gonna say. It's either Randy Moss, Fran Targunden, or Chuck Foreman. I can't decide.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. Why doesn't Leif Erickson get more credit? That's all I'm saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He gets here he goes, I'm good. Leaves and that's it. They don't come back and establish James.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of the press Columbus gets these days. Maybe he's grateful.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. I would argue. I would argue if I could could. Happy birthday. Sharon Osborne.

[Jess Hooker]

Her husband died.

[Tom Griswold]

And his, by the way, interestingly enough, Ozzy hologram coming. Had just finished his biography.

[Chick McGee]

When is that? Well, that's good time.

[Jess Hooker]

You're gonna say a sentence.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I imagine he had help this guy write that down.

[Chick McGee]

She's gonna come out with a hologram from of Ozzy. Wait and see.

[Greg Morton]

Oh, like the Abbott tour.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

1954. Happy birthday, Scott. Bacula. Yeah, Bacula. Well, isn't that a gay porno with Bacula? It's a. It's a vampire.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Blackula. No, it's Bacula. Bacula.

[Tom Griswold]

There was Blackula.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is actually a decent movie.

[Chick McGee]

And I think Percy Rodriguez.

[Greg Morton]

You're just saying that because I'm here.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Do you like. I also enjoyed Good Times.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that show Quantum Leap.

[Josh Arnold]

I did too, man. Loved it. Yeah, that was appointment viewing for my family.

[Tom Griswold]

He's. He's in some cop show now, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Ncis. One of those.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, New Orleans.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the New Orleans one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now you'll know this one, Ms. Hooker. Born in 1973. Steve Burns. Not the comedian Steve Burns.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Peter Burns, brother. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and what did Peter Burns write.

[Chick McGee]

Sliding down the banister?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Steve Burns, host of Blues Clues.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I didn't know that was. I just know him as Steve.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Steve.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know he does the theme song? It was actually a real song before it became the theme song for young Sheldon.

[Jess Hooker]

I did not know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. That's cool. He's a pretty good musician.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

And he has a very successful podcaster right now.

[Josh Arnold]

I like him.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

From this point forward, can't say anything to Tom about being boring.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Lastly, the Doors released the great song People are Strange on this date in 1967.

[Chick McGee]

Arguably their worst song.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's one of my favorites of all awful songs.

[Jess Hooker]

You're wrong.

[Chick McGee]

There's Peace, Frog and everything else. You can have everything else.

[Tom Griswold]

All of La Wolf minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Erase all of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Make it against the law to listen to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine.

[Chick McGee]

What are you listening to? Doors in here. Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, coming up, comedian Al Jackson will be joining us along with comedian Greg Morton, who's hanging here with us right now in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at.

[Greg Morton]

You can also watch the show on.

[Tom Griswold]

Our YouTube channel, Foreign.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Jess Hooker is at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby across the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold and Tom, we're joined by one of our favorite people.

[Tom Griswold]

He is comedian Greg Morton, who comes to us from Canada.

[Greg Morton]

How's it going, E. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice to see you. Thank you. A couple a quick health update.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, before we get to Al Jackson health update Kiss. It's just he's described here as KISS rocker. Gene Simmons is okay. Gene is a self described terrible driver. Apparently he ran into a parked car yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

We fainted.

[Greg Morton]

Well, he claims I wouldn't get out of the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he claims he fainted, but he's okay. Okay. And then similarly, Dolly Parton Martin, whose sister asked for prayers for Dolly yesterday and scared everybody. Dolly made a short video saying she's okay. She did have some health issues. She's dealing with them. But she needed to be near Vanderbilt University for her treatment. So she, I guess she postponed her residency in Vegas. I watched the video. She says she's fine.

[Jess Hooker]

She looks fine.

[Tom Griswold]

And she thanked everybody, of course. And she's one of the greatest Americans of all time. And I'm not just. Yes, she was in here. She is the nicest person and so genuine and such a great person. So may Dolly live forever now. Speaking of people, we'd like to live forever. There's Al Jackson. Is this another new camera at your place? What's going on here?

[Al Jackson]

I have the wide camera out because I didn't charge my battery for my real camera. So this is the, this is my arraignment camera.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember.

[Al Jackson]

When people would be in jail on with that weird angle? They're like not guilty.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, that's the angle. I love the phrase arraignment cam. That's terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom.

[Al Jackson]

Before I forget, I did want to say one thing. Over the course of seven seasons on dbl, two people that I was nervous to interview, Magic Johnson and Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton is the only person that if you don't like her, the chances of us getting along are in the low single digits. She is an American treasure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And she's so nice when she was here, she just, just so nice. I really, it goes a Long way with me. But apparently she's okay. So that's certainly, certainly some good news. Now joining us in the studio, we have comedian Greg Morton. Do you guys know each other?

[Al Jackson]

No, but I've played a lot of clubs. Are you Greg Morton? I'm like, I'm really, I'm jv. Facsimile.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you had a gap in your teeth, I guess you could do a pretty good Greg Martin impression.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

What's up, man?

[Greg Morton]

I'm all right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did not ask if. Now let me get. I want to defend myself. I didn't assume that Al Jackson knew Greg Morton because they're both of African American slash Canadian heritage.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, you did, but you weren't asking that.

[Tom Griswold]

I was asking.

[Josh Arnold]

You were asking because they're comedian. Comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It's a small world and you guys.

[Al Jackson]

Having the same father is greater. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, are you an only child, Greg?

[Greg Morton]

Almost.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Greg Morton]

I was like, wow, that accident in the kitchen. No, I have a sibling. A sister.

[Tom Griswold]

A sister. Okay. How about you, Al?

[Al Jackson]

I have two sisters.

[Tom Griswold]

Years.

[Al Jackson]

So yeah. Oh, and I, I told you I found my one sister later in life. We ever had that conversation. That's a longer conversation.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You had mentioned that though, that, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

My mom found her daughter. So, yeah, it's, you know, things were crazy in the 50s. Well, this is a fun show, but my mom used 23andMe and found her daughter, who is her exact faction. My mom got a master's in social work. Her daughter got one. Even though they had never met, they looked the same, they laugh the same. It's insane. So I have two sisters now. Yeah, it's a beautiful thing.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, all right, that's, that's, that's a nice story. Now we should explain to Greg that as you can see clearly, if you're familiar with Al's work, he's. How do I word this? A lot hipper than I am. Now, I know you're saying hard to believe.

[Al Jackson]

He'S the men to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but Al is, is a conversant with the language of the hip, if you will. And he tries to coach me and quiz me to see if I can become a little more hip. That's why when you came in, when you came in and said, can we do a fist bump? I said, right on, my man. 50 grand, which I greet all of our guests that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Please don't laugh at that, Greg.

[Tom Griswold]

So what have we got today? What have we got got today?

[Al Jackson]

Alright, Tom, we had a word last week that everybody loved so just remind everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Al Jackson]

What the word cheeks means.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

What was this again? Do you remember this one?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I've been using it this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead, use it for me again. In a sentence.

[Josh Arnold]

In a sentence?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Man, I was really excited because somebody brought in a breakfast casserole, but when I tried it, man, it was cheeks, just not what I.

[Tom Griswold]

So does that mean it tasted like ass?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, it just wasn't good. Yeah. Not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but is that the origin of that? Is it based on butt cheeks?

[Al Jackson]

Yes, it is based on butt cheeks. Thanks for taking us back to a seventh grade spelling bee. Can I have the point of origin? Butt cheeks.

[Tom Griswold]

What is your preferred hip word for the female? Beehive mind. Are. Are you still going with babies got back? Is that still.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you still going with that? Al, you know how you would constantly say that?

[Al Jackson]

No. And do you know what? It's so weird. Bruce Springsteen is touring and he's coming to Colorado, and there's a billboard and it says, bruce Springsteen got back. And I'm like, I don't think that means what they think it does.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Al Jackson]

That's why you. I don't. You know, I don't think people in regular, everyday language used like, oh, she's got back. I would. You know what's funny? It's just like the word cool has just stood the test of time. You could have said that in 1930 or 2020. You honestly, if somebody really has like a nice butt like my boys, like, man, she got booty. Yeah, that's just.

[Tom Griswold]

That's hanging in there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

It's just.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Al Jackson]

It's. It's like almost Mount Rushmore than to just like. Like everybody knows when. Because you have to. You can't say the same speed that like, you're. The rest of the sentence is, it's not like, man, she has booty. It's just like, bro, she got. She got booty. And then serious. And you need to lock eyes with the person to let them know, like, you had an experience looking at her.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, now, in Canada, is that also valid? Greg?

[Greg Morton]

Booties.

[Tom Griswold]

One could say booty.

[Chick McGee]

Still booty.

[Tom Griswold]

She got booty.

[Josh Arnold]

A.

[Greg Morton]

In fact, in Africa, Djibouti.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay.

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They named a city after it, right?

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good, Very good. Now, Al, we've. You've gotten my appetite ready for a new word. What have we got?

[Al Jackson]

All right, Tom, this is going to be an easy one just to let. Just kind of eat us. Ease us in here. Tom, what do you think buns means B u n S?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it's obviously not something. Is it based on anything involving hot dogs? The origin of.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Is it the synonym, synonym for butts?

[Al Jackson]

Not really, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be applied to a man or a woman or a thing?

[Al Jackson]

It could. Yeah. It could be applied to anything.

[Tom Griswold]

H. I am really stumped.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I. Does it.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you use it in a sentence?

[Al Jackson]

What do you think, Jazz?

[Jess Hooker]

Could it mean, like, something soft or someone soft, like, like, doesn't have any backbone or grit? He's buns.

[Josh Arnold]

I actually really like that.

[Al Jackson]

It's. It's really. I mean, it's just. It's just unimpressive. It's really just another way to say cheeks, but just, like, kind of like cheeks, I think is. Is worse than buns. It's just kind of like. Like, you know, just got us tickets to the game, and I appreciate it, but they were, like, in the rafters, like, behind the championship banners.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Al Jackson]

They were buns, man.

[Tom Griswold]

So is it origin. There's. There's no meat. No.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe it's like a hamburger with no meat. Just buns. Wow.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. Now, buns is one of those words that used to describe rear ends, and then that just went away. But booty. Booty stands the test of time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so that's not. That's number one.

[Al Jackson]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't. Doesn't booty have kind of a sexual attractiveness component to it? Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, absolutely. It's not a medical term.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you wouldn't say. Well, unfortunately, when she came in, she had received an arrow in the booty. We had to do surgery.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Al Jackson]

What if your doctor just had. What if your booty was so big. Big that your doctor had to address it like, the best. I'm trying to think of the best medical way to just be like.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, we.

[Al Jackson]

You know, I'm trying to be professional here. We both know that you have, like, a huge booty, like, when they. Yeah. That, like, if it was, like, affecting somebody, because, I mean, a woman's breast could affect her.

[Greg Morton]

Her back.

[Al Jackson]

I mean, like, having a large body part can affect your. I'm sure, your gate. And she's, like, asking questions about, like, why her hips hurt, and you're like, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, ma', am, it's because you have asper days, and we're gonna have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that also sound like an over the counter drug? Oh, you need asperdays, hemorrhoids, aspirates. I know that the. I believe the, the. The so called butt crack is medically referred to as the gluteal cleft. Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Correct.

[Al Jackson]

I've never.

[Tom Griswold]

Something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what you tell us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think so. But I'm not sure what the medical term would be. Glue. Gluteus maximus or.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's the actual muscle. Sure. And the minimus is the smaller muscle.

[Al Jackson]

Okay, yeah, that has got to be it.

[Greg Morton]

It's not the great divide in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Case of the woman with the large booty. Well, thank you, Al. Are you on the road this week?

[Al Jackson]

Not this week, but I'll be at the 10,000 Laughs Festival in Minnesota in two weeks and I will be in Peoria on the weekend of the 17th. So all my Peoria people come out to the comedy jukebox. You know how we do.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, thank you very much, Al. And they can find you where? On the world of the Internet.

[Al Jackson]

Just you track me down easily on Al Jackson IG on Instagram and Al Jackson 24. Seven on TikTok.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Okay. Thank you very much, Al. See, man, move forward here. Right now, I want to take a little quiz here. I'm going to actually be administering the quiz because you've been hearing us on this TV show and on this radio show. That's right, we're on tv. Josh, I don't know if you heard this, but that camera right next to your head. Yeah, it's broadcasting, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. On the YouTube. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not. Not the television, the tube and YouTube.

[Josh Arnold]

So we're on television.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium brand and premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures. Coming up, we're gonna hang out with comedian Greg Morton. We are also going to find out what's going on in the world of news. Specifically, we have news from the world of meat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, are you a meat eater, Greg?

[Greg Morton]

I am now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, fine. We will have some meat for you when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show show.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Jess Hooker here at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's there. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom. And Tom, please introduce our wonderful guest from Toronto, Canada.

[Tom Griswold]

He is comedian Greg Morton joining us here in the studios.

[Greg Morton]

Oh, Canada.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S good to see you. Great. Now, are you healthy? Everything good in your life? I haven't seen you for a while.

[Greg Morton]

I have had some problems. Oh, I had the shingles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we've heard that's quite uncomfortable.

[Greg Morton]

Oh, it really is, man. So I called my mom. I said, mom, I got this shingles. She says, oh no, where did you get it? I said, right on my torso, my left hand side. She says, oh, you're lucky you didn't get it on your penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, your mom said that?

[Greg Morton]

My mom said that awkward words should never come out of your mother's mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, or exactly. I wouldn't have word it that way, I guess. I mean you were born, so apparently it came out once.

[Greg Morton]

Sorry, thank you for the assist. So anyway, I, so I get this shingles. I, I couldn't believe it. I tell my wife what my mom said. I said, honey, you know what my mom said? She said I was lucky I didn't get shingles on my penis. She says, well, you're lucky didn't get shingles on your penis. I said, no, you're lucky I didn't get shingles on my penis.

[Tom Griswold]

That's rough though. Have you had the vaccine? Vaccine? There's a, there's a two shot vaccine now for shingles. I would talk to A medical professional. I highly recommend it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Morton]

Even if you've had it, you should still get it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my dad had the shingles and he'd already had polio and he said the shingles was worse and he was in an iron lung for a while, so he. Shingles is misery.

[Jess Hooker]

And his shingles in the chickenpox family?

[Tom Griswold]

Something like that.

[Greg Morton]

Yes, it is. If you had it as a kid, then that's when you got to be careful as you get older. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

People of a certain age. Get out of here. Talk to them. A medical professional. I don't know the details, but yeah, it's a nasty stuff. Well, I'm glad to hear that you've recovered.

[Greg Morton]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not contagious or anything.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Al Jackson]

Oh.

[Greg Morton]

Oh, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

You.

[Greg Morton]

You can touch me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And you're. And you're not wearing cologne, is that correct?

[Greg Morton]

That's a big no. No here on the show.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a disclaimer.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because of Josh.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's not just Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's me, too.

[Greg Morton]

I don't. Oh, Josh, are you allergic to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do have a weird. I have weird reactions to it, but major headaches. My throat kind of closes up.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, are you a color you normally wear? Cologne?

[Greg Morton]

Not anymore. Soap is my thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, me too.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good. That's safe.

[Greg Morton]

It is, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Morton]

Why do people have to make it so complicated?

[Tom Griswold]

Soap. I'm a big fan. Now that you're well again, are you thinking about perhaps the future of yourself?

[Greg Morton]

That's an interesting question. I. I feel like time is moving so fast lately. Have you felt that, too?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Greg Morton]

It feels like we're living in the future.

[Tom Griswold]

The future.

[Greg Morton]

If I could go back and talk to my dumb self, my dumb self would not believe what is happening in the future.

[Josh Arnold]

What's happening?

[Greg Morton]

Hey, Greg. Huh? It's me. Who's me?

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Greg Morton]

I'm you. In the future.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what's gonna happen in the future?

[Greg Morton]

In the future, everyone will have a phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, are they cheap or something?

[Greg Morton]

They're a thousand dollars. Nobody's gonna pay a phone thousand dollars for a phone. They're going to line up for it. Well, what are they going to do with a thousand dollar phone? They're going to take pictures. Of what? Themselves and their food. Well, are they going to talk on the thousand dollar phone? No. They're gonna type little messages to each other with their thumbs. And if they're over 50, one finger in the future, a robot will vacuum your home.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it work?

[Greg Morton]

No, but it will chip all the paint off all the baseboards in your house. In the future, some people will pay $150 for a pair of blue jeans. Oh, they must be pretty nice. They'll have holes in them. In the future, cars will drive themselves.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that safe?

[Greg Morton]

No. It reminds me of a song from. From the future. What song is that? Jesus, take the wheel. In the future, the Cleveland Browns will win the Super Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Greg Morton]

Some things don't change in the future. And that's the future.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Greg Martin, ladies and gentlemen. That is so amazing. God, that's just so true. Thank you very much, Greg. It's always a great pleasure to have you hang out with us. Right now, hanging out with us sitting where Christie usually is. Christie's in the UK somewhere. I think she's in London, England. We have Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. We've covered every aspect of the news except for what?

[Jess Hooker]

European Union lawmakers have voted to ban labels like steak and meat on vegetarian protein products. Products.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, so the fake meat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Lawmakers overwhelmingly voted to define meat as edible parts of an animal, to limit the use of words like steak, sausage or burger to animal products.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this happened with. With milk.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There are certain places where you can't say almond milk.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. And I think there's even a brand that says it's. Is it. Is it malk. They sent M A L K because it's almond milk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so they went with milk.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But you can't say fake meat.

[Josh Arnold]

You have, like impossible burger wouldn't fly over there. Now you have to say impo. You have to say.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you have. You can't use any of those terms. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For long history. I had a, A leaf steak. It's a salad, you see, Greg. Yeah, no, that's. I, I kind of. I. This is sort of a. I can sort of see this happening when they keep saying, oh, this tastes just like steak. But it isn't.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, there's a. I, I've had an impossible burger and the way that they put the beetroot juice in it, it looks like a juicy medium burger.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It tastes good. It's.

[Jess Hooker]

It was fine. I mean, there's a lot of stuff in it where I would just rather go with the one ingredient.

[Greg Morton]

It.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make. I know they make the fake. Do they make fake chicken?

[Josh Arnold]

They make, like, cauliflower wings and stuff, they'll call them.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they use that. But they do. They have. Yeah, they have nuggets that are not nuggets.

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like toe thicken.

[Jess Hooker]

And I. I think it says not chicken is what it says. That's. That's not chicken nuggets.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So it could be anything. Anything.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's in there? Mashed potatoes and bologna. Not chicken nuggets, I tell you that.

[Greg Morton]

But the texture, that's the important part, right?

[Jess Hooker]

I think so, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Texture, taste. Yeah. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I like a bean burger every once in a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Boca burgers are really flavorful.

[Jess Hooker]

They are. They're good. They're good. But they're. But I'm not looking for a hamburger. Yeah. I'm looking for a bean burger.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the. What is the one. What's the one on a stick? What's that called? The chick Satan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Satan. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's real chicken.

[Jess Hooker]

No, Satan is not.

[Greg Morton]

It's not.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I had a good one, then. It fooled me.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a. It is like a soybean derivative. It's a. It's so.

[Tom Griswold]

It is Satan.

[Chick McGee]

This is fake.

[Jess Hooker]

Ah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, thank you. I feel like it. You have. You do you feel like you've gotten chicken? Yeah, I do too, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought seitan was literally a meat substitute.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We must be thinking something else.

[Greg Morton]

We're pronouncing it wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that might be a flavor. Like.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now I got a new. A new story here. I. I was castigated on this program, probably rightfully so. Greg Morton.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Greg Morton]

I know that word.

[Tom Griswold]

I. They were trying to. They were. They were making fun of me because I used the word thermos on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was?

[Jess Hooker]

Like the brand thermos. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, see, but see, apparently thermos, as you point out, thermos is a name brand.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And when I was a kid, you have your lunchbox, and inside your lunchbox was a thermos.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But in today's world, that's known as a Stanley.

[Josh Arnold]

No, those are different.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the difference? Difference?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

A thermos is different than a Stanley. Sure. What do you mean? In what way? In construction and shape and what you use it for.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you use the boat to keep hot things hot and cold things cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda. But you can. I mean, you don't often put soup in a Stanley. You would in a thermos.

[Jess Hooker]

They Have Stanley's that you can put soup in.

[Greg Morton]

Can you show me a Stanley? Because I'm out of it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't think any of us.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll pull up a picture.

[Greg Morton]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

It's those cups.

[Josh Arnold]

You've seen them everywhere.

[Jess Hooker]

Cups that white women carry around all the time at the big stroll.

[Greg Morton]

Why didn't you say white women?

[Tom Griswold]

If you go to any, if you go to any yoga studio. If any yoga studio. The lost and found will be 300 Stanley's.

[Greg Morton]

Okay. They're everywhere. I didn't even know that was a Stanley. Yes, I have one on my desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but now I bring this up because this, this Associated Press story refers to what is a thermos. Would you care to read it?

[Jess Hooker]

I do care, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Authorities in Florida say a man was caught trying to sneak a thermos into jail by putting it up his rectum.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's, it is a big thermos. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said they received a call about a naked man inside of a restroom at a public park. Though responding deputies found the suspect with his clothes on.

[Greg Morton]

Now, where was his colostomy bag?

[Jess Hooker]

The 51 year old was escorted out of the park, but was promptly arrested when he trespassed again at the jail. A body scanner showed a thermos in the man's abdomen.

[Tom Griswold]

We have, we have the, we have the X ray. Yeah, there's the guy's mug shot. Look at the size of that thing inside his body cavity.

[Greg Morton]

That's the exact expression I would have on my face.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think so, too. Boy, maybe more tears.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's past his belly button if you need. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, keep reading. It gets better.

[Jess Hooker]

The suspect was taken to a hospital where a medical professional removed the foreign object regarding the placement of the thermos in the suspect's rectum. Chef or chef. Sheriff.

[Josh Arnold]

No reason to let the soup go to waste.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, this, the soup has been gestating, if you will.

[Jess Hooker]

The sheriff commented. That's right. He put it up the exit ramp, man.

[Josh Arnold]

What was in it? Do we know the.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I was intrigued and I kept reading. They do not say what was in it.

[Jess Hooker]

They don't say. Remains in custody.

[Greg Morton]

Here's your sample.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot going on on there.

[Jess Hooker]

There is, but I thought it was interesting that this sheriff does a live stream of, like, arrests and events in the town every week.

[Greg Morton]

Oh, is that the Florida guy?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You know him? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be wildly popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Sheriff Grady Judd from Polk County.

[Greg Morton]

Oh, that's the guy.

[Jess Hooker]

That's crazy.

[Greg Morton]

I watch him all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Keister man. So the guy must have been in the park taking his clothes off so he could insert. Insert the aforementioned thermos.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you do have to take your clothes off before you put stuff in your bag.

[Josh Arnold]

That is massive.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I wonder if it's the name brand thermos or if he just is like me and refers to all those things as a thermos.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks more thermosh shaped. That didn't have the Stanley.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the word? What is the non brand word for that?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you've got a yeti, you've got a Stanley, you've got a thermos.

[Jess Hooker]

My dad had that, that signature green Stanley Thurman that he carried coffee to work in every single day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have one for fishing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it has the screw on top.

[Jess Hooker]

Little and the cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what is again?

[Jess Hooker]

Is there a related drink container carrier thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Now it sounds like something that we're good. The government's paying a million dollars for that. Cost the average person 50 bucks. Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure that out. Now we were talking about fake meat. Let's get to the point and talk about real meat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and they call them tumblers is what really on the thermos website, Thermos tumbler is, is the classic. And that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

I bet they ship the same day. Did I get it right?

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of Black Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In Greenwood tomorrow, Greg Morton is going.

[Josh Arnold]

To be.

[Tom Griswold]

At the event center. That is that.

[Greg Morton]

I was hoping you'd go there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that okay? Saturday at Terre Haute's Zora Shrine, the great Greg Morton Martin, who is as visually hilarious as he is orally. Does that make sense?

[Jess Hooker]

Audibly.

[Greg Morton]

Just come out and look at my teeth. That's what Tom's saying.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

He made you have a very, very expressive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you use them well. Oh, I got your teeth. I mean, okay. Your tongue. That's none of my business. I. I somehow feel like doing something wrong. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtombobandtom.com.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby.

[Greg Morton]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

On the ones and twos, I'm Josh Arnold, World. Tom, we have one of our favorite people with us.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't discuss that right now. I got an issue.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, comedian Greg Morton is here. Greg, thanks for covering me. So happy to see you. Everything all right over there, pal?

[Tom Griswold]

My right leg won't stop bouncing up and down. I think that my decaf. I think my decaf. Oh, I love Robert. I think my Decaf was calf.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I've had those mornings.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, look at this. It will not stop. Not that thing, please. How embarrassing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I looked at the wrong thing from here.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just your monitors from chest down. And so when you go, come look at this thing. It. It doesn't look like what you're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can't see that camera. I'm serious. I'm not. I'm. I'm. I've almost got the jitters. I.

[Greg Morton]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a lot of caffeine, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

What can one do for that? Is there anything you can do?

[Greg Morton]

Cocaine. I'm just kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

You won't worry about the coffee?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Do they make decaf cocaine?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, just. Can you drink a ton of water?

[Jess Hooker]

You drink a ton of water. But I think they say, go for a walk. Go do something physical.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Hey, Tom. Go for a walk.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll do. Now we're joined by comedian Greg Morton, who walked all the way from Canada together. Wow. Now, are you okay?

[Greg Morton]

Thank goodness you got those steps fixed.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Now, are you a caffeine guy or. You don't strike me as being a drug.

[Greg Morton]

I just switched to green tea.

[Tom Griswold]

That can be caffeine.

[Greg Morton]

Love it. My wife, she loves coffee. Her favorite coffee is a, you know, popular brand. And I can't drink that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Greg Morton]

But that's what I do. I sit in my condo and I look at my view and I drink my coffee. And so one time we're. I'm. You know, the city, like Toronto is growing so fast. This condo is built right in front of our place, and I can't see anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Greg Morton]

So I'm lamenting the loss of my view. And this young lady moves in. In. And she can't afford curtains.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Greg Morton]

And she likes to do yoga every morning for 45 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Greg Morton]

The view is back.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the new. The new rear window.

[Greg Morton]

So I'm sitting there and I'm drinking my coffee and I'm watching Yoga Girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Morton]

Now, one morning I wake up, no Yoga Girl. She's gone. But there's a guy sitting in front of the window with no shirt on.

[Tom Griswold]

On.

[Greg Morton]

I look a little closer. There's another guy in front of that guy on his knees.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Greg Morton]

And I don't think he's helping him tie his shoes, if you know what I mean. He's paying it forward.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. Yeah.

[Greg Morton]

Let's say that he's paying it forward, but he has a weird technique.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Greg Morton]

He'll take he takes a sip of coffee and then he pays it forward. Sip of coffee, pays it forward. Sip of coffee pays it forward. I go to my wife.

[Al Jackson]

Wife.

[Greg Morton]

Come here, come here, come here. Look at this.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Greg Morton]

Look at that. That's how bad coffee tastes.

[Josh Arnold]

Or maybe he just likes it with cream.

[Greg Morton]

I never thought of that. But that's a very good point.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, thank you very much. In any event, we have time to check in with Ms. Hooker. Once again sitting in for Christy Lee, who's an angle England on vacation. And Ms. Hooker is sitting at the Silac Insurance news desk. What have we missed?

[Jess Hooker]

Casino.org is offering one lucky thrill seeker $5,000 to spend a weekend hunting ghosts in Las Vegas. Oldest casino hotel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my.

[Jess Hooker]

The casino and gambling site said it will send one sweepstakes winner to investigate El Cortez for a weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very haunt.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you familiar with it?

[Josh Arnold]

So haunted.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, is this. And this is an old casino.

[Jess Hooker]

It says the oldest casino hotel in Las Vegas.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's downtown.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

In addition to a value prize of $5,000, casino.org said it will equip the winner with ghost hunting gear to search the 84 room or the 84 year old hotel for paranormal activity.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so maybe some divining rods. Your Mel meter. You need an EVP recorder. Oh, yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

A Mel Me meter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that do?

[Josh Arnold]

It measures Mel's.

[Al Jackson]

Are you here?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, how are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I saw something really scary when I was in Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

An 85 year old woman at a slot machine smoking a cigarette with an oxygen tank.

[Josh Arnold]

You touched her to see if she was a ghost.

[Tom Griswold]

This disappointed me because they didn't have the coins anymore. Yeah, Said this card. Sticking it in and then pulling it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Not as fun.

[Al Jackson]

Not this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't get the jingle jangle of the coins falling in as you're a big winner.

[Greg Morton]

I guess on some machines they're recorded.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Right, right. The sound effects are there.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Yeah. Oh, so you at least get that then?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. The sounds are still kind of there.

[Greg Morton]

Like the EVs with the recorded motor sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

They need that. My neighbor is a big Tesla guy and I was talking to him. I've got both my dogs there.

[Josh Arnold]

The band or the car?

[Tom Griswold]

The car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And he almost ran over my feet. Because you. You can't hear him.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he may have been trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

Run over more than her feet.

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the dogs were with me. I thought at least that's my protection.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No sick killers. The me they're going to go after beautiful dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Just. Does the story say that you are sent into Ghost Hunt alone?

[Jess Hooker]

It doesn't say. It does say there's only one sweepstakes winner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And applications will be accepted online until October 31st.

[Josh Arnold]

Greg Morton, do you believe in ghosts?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. Have you had encounters?

[Greg Morton]

We had one time we were at the playing at this theater and the club owner and myself, we yelled out, hey, are there any ghosts here? And the lights went out.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Greg Morton]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it closing time?

[Greg Morton]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Just asking.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a lot of ghosts. I've, I've worked a lot of haunted places because I'll be. I'll be in the middle of my act and I just hear, boo.

[Chick McGee]

Boy.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the most haunted place.

[Tom Griswold]

On that note, thank you so much from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show Show.

[Chick McGee]

Got a comment? To share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Greg Morton]

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[Chick McGee]

They don't just stop here.

[Greg Morton]

They just keep going. Next Roll isn't about what next. It's about why they do it, how they overcome fear, and the resilience it takes to keep evolving at the highest level. That's what it's all about. Stay tuned. Next Roll with Vernon Davis. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.