The BOB & TOM Show – September 10, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby
Date: September 10, 2025

Overview

This lively episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends signature comedic banter, personal anecdotes, musical performances, topical news, listener letters, and unique takes on sports and pop culture. The team discusses everything from medical mishaps and binge-watching research to sex toys, sports oddities, and listener confessions. As always, tongue-in-cheek humor, irreverence, and authentic chemistry drive the entertainment.

Episode Highlights & Key Discussion Points

Hilarious Opening Sketch: "She Said / He Heard"

[01:37–04:15]
Pat Godwin opens with a musical sketch satirizing miscommunications in relationships, with everyone chiming in on misunderstandings between men and women.

• Memorable Line:
  • Pat: "She said, do I look fat in these pants? He heard, do you ever want to have sex again?"
  • Panel riffs continue with lines such as, "She said, you might not watch football—he heard, do you mind if I chop off your balls?"
• The bit sets the show’s energetic, edgy tone.

Tom’s Hernia Surgery & Testicular Geography

[05:21–07:04, various]
Tom describes his post-surgery pains, anesthesia headaches, and the awkward logistics of sleeping post-hernia procedure.

• Chick and Josh tease Tom about "testicular geography."
• Memorable Exchange:
  • Chick: "Why isn’t that a course?"
  • Tom: "Testicular Geography 101? Where are your testicles in relation to Greece?"

Discussion moves to the prevalence and seriousness of hernias, with Christy sharing a personal family story about her father.

Are There More Dead than Living Humans?

[07:31–08:28]
A philosophical detour—does humanity’s dead population outnumber the living?

• The team asks ChatGPT; Christy reads, [08:16] “Most demographers and population experts agree more people have died throughout human history than are alive today.”
• They riff on graveyard logistics (“Why not go vertical?”) and TV burial scenes.

The Science of Binge Watching

[09:17–12:09]
Debate over new research suggesting binge-watching TV may be good for you.

• Christy: “Scientists at the University of Georgia found ... binge watching may help viewers build mental worlds where stories continue even after finishing the series...”
• Tom jokes research is paid for by Netflix.
• Comfort shows: Tom confesses to watching Andy Griffith for comfort; Chick mentions “The Repair Shop” as soothing.

Cracker Barrel, Nostalgia, and Marketing Stunts

[17:43–18:28]
Discussion about Cracker Barrel attempting to modernize, facing fan backlash, and backtracking on renovations.

• Tom: “I’m just cynical enough to wonder if this was a publicity stunt.”

Listener Letters: Commutes, Tinted Windows, and Laughter at the Wheel

[19:11–20:46]
Reading feedback from fans, including a letter about laughing out loud during commutes and drawing attention from other drivers.

• Josh: “I have tinted windows... you’re a coward,” teasing Chick, who admits he does too.

Tom’s On-Air Medical Show-and-Tell

[21:01–23:02, 27:01–29:02]
Tom shares details about his surgical markings, "drawing on my pubic area," and introduces the other hosts to a hospital puke bag, with idle speculation about “reusing” one.

• The team jokes about hospital protocols, pubic shaving, and safe surgery checks.

Musical Comedy: “Nobody Has Pubes Anymore”

[23:07–25:03]
Pat Godwin performs a humorous, original song on the waxing/shaving trends of modern grooming.

• Sample Lyric:
  • “Nobody has pubes anymore / Everybody’s hoo-ha’s baby-butt smoother...”
• The crew riffs on the (questionable) purpose of pubic hair.

Orgasms and the Giggles

[25:29–26:23]
A listener confides she giggles uncontrollably after an orgasm.

• Josh: “Not alone, Bridget. I get the giggles, too. Not every time, but it can happen.”
• Group discusses post-coital laughter and whether Tom ever listens to pillow talk.

Hospital Debris: Vomit Bag & Masculine DIY

[27:01–29:02]
Tom shows off his hospital “gigantic blue condom” vomit bag souvenir, prompting everyone to speculate on cost ($900) and alternative uses.

• The team humorously questions excessive thriftiness—rinsing out a vomit bag and splitting two-ply toilet paper.

Feasting & Fake News: Buffets, McDonald's, and Three Meals of Gluttony

[29:44–31:36]
Listener recounts a vacation of three buffets in a single day.

• Discussion of the rumored McDonald’s buffet (likely fake), and the absurdity of trying to “game” a fast-food all-you-can-eat spread.

66-Year-Old Retiree Joins College Marching Band—Dreams and Mockery

[13:12–14:11, 63:25–64:50]
The team covers the viral story of Kent Broussard, a 66-year-old retired accountant who joined the LSU marching band, realizing a lifelong dream.

• Chick (tongue-in-cheek): “He’s taking a child’s place in the band. It’s awful!”
• Tom defends the inspirational aspect, noting age should not deter pursuing a dream.

Sports Snapshot: Big Home Runs; Fines; Odd Jobs

[13:12, 31:50–32:07, 77:00–78:11]
Quick roundup:

• Phillies’ Kyle Schwarber hits 50th home run.
• Jalen Carter fined for spitting on Dak Prescott.
• WNBA mascot names—“Doppler” the Seattle Storm mascot, “Buckets” (with a dollar sign), and “Prowl” the Minnesota Lynx cat—get roasted.
• Masters-level track athlete sanctioned for steroid use.

Sports Medicine: IV Nightmares & Hospital Highs

[36:01–39:56]
Sharing of personal hospital/anesthesia stories—fears, tears, and gratitude for great nurses.

• Tom and others discuss IV mishaps, hospital phlebotomists, and their differences in anticipation tolerance.

Letters, Listeners, and Lifestyles: Aglets & Shoelace Shopping

[39:51–43:15]
Letter from a listener about Tom’s unused “aglet kit” (shoelace tip-fixer).

• Christy reveals shoelace shopping adventures, with advice on eyelet counts and lengths.
• Jokes about bedpost-tying and necktie skills.

Adult Toy Demographics: Sex Toy Data, City-by-City

[88:59–97:02]
A lengthy, comical breakdown of Lovehoney’s data on America’s sex toy habits.

• Cambridge, MA: Most sex toys per capita.
• Spring, TX: Most costumes (French maid is top).
• San Diego: Most handcuffs; Seattle: Most condoms; Brooklyn: Most XL condoms.
• Massachusetts: Most dildos per capita; Denver: Most gags; Annapolis, MD (home of U.S. Naval Academy): Most bondage gear.
• Monster-shaped dildos are a Miami favorite.
• Vulgar jokes abound about “corncob dildos,” ball gags, and state-by-state preferences.
• The panel admits their own Halloween and role-play experiences.

True Crime: Foot & Butt Sniffers, And Their Misadventures

[104:57–109:02]

• Florida: A foot model is run over by a disgruntled client after a sneaker deal goes sideways at a hotel.
• California: A “serial butt sniffer” is arrested again inside a Walgreens.
• Tom muses on ways fetishists might avoid detection (comical "dog costume" suggestion).

Science & Health: Ketchup for Diarrhea, Breakfast and Bones

[112:22–115:36, 159:49–161:19]

• Pop Sci’s piece on the wild history of ketchup, once prescribed as a diarrhea remedy.
• Discussion of unhealthy habits and osteoporosis, including data about skipping breakfast, smoking, and alcohol.
• The panel debates breakfast, intermittent fasting, and what counts as “breakfast” food.
• Gossiping with your partner is declared healthy for bonding.

Offbeat News: Lost Luggage, Slugs, & Barbie Cars

• Apple AirTag heroics:
  • A California man recovers stolen luggage—while the thief is already wearing his clothes, tracked thanks to AirTags.
  • Tom: “Would you want to go into an abandoned building full of bums?”
• [137:00] Ding Dong Deutsch: In Germany, a mysterious doorbell pranker turns out to be a slug.
• [164:21] Canadian man is arrested for drunkenly driving a child-sized Barbie Jeep. The panel riffs on the legalities and style choices (aviators at night).

Pop Culture & Nostalgia

• [75:08–76:10]
  The hosts discuss communal moviegoing, classic films like Spinal Tap, and the unique magic of old shows and mascots.

“Sexy Time with Ally Breen” – Relationship Advice Segment

[140:47–154:30]

• Ally, sporting a bee-stung allergy face, reads listener relationship queries:
  • Should you invite your fiancé’s ex to your wedding?
  • Is a partner “shady” for not letting you use their phone?
  • Should you bring up catching feelings with your coworker affair partner?
  • Should you get rid of your cats for a mother-in-law’s allergy?
  • Is it gross to be surprised by a partner’s period during a hookup?
  • Must you be in the same wedding party as an ex you hate?
  • Is it problematic to hang out with a cover band after a show?
• The team delivers a blend of mockery, surprising honesty, and over-the-top advice.
• Notable Lines:
  • Christy (on wedding exes): “My exes were all invited. They can all come. I don't care.”
  • Josh: “Tell him you're pregnant and just go for all of it.”
  • On period surprise: “You should look like you just finished a jelly donut eating contest.” – Tom

Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Every move he makes... testicular geography.” – Chick [05:04–05:12]
• “You can buy this thing in Tuscany for $180,000...” – Chick [12:40]
• “You got to call them if you want to have sex before two weeks.” – Tom [49:03]
• “You suppose people reuse condoms?” – Tom [29:27]
• “Can I borrow that vomit bag real quick?” – Chick, after a bad pun [30:13]
• “No better time for grilling now. Oh, are you kidding me?” – Tom on Omaha Steaks [19:11, reprised]
• “If you can get the aglet fixed before winter, that’s a DIY project.” – Tom [40:38]

Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment or Topic | | :-------- | :----------------------------------------------- | | 01:37 | Opening comedic musical: “She Said / He Heard” | | 05:21 | Tom’s hernia surgery & “testicular geography” | | 08:16 | Dead vs. living humans debate | | 09:35 | The science of binge watching | | 17:43 | Cracker Barrel renovation controversy | | 21:01 | Medical tattoo & pubic area drawing (Tom’s story) | | 23:07 | Pat Godwin song: “Nobody Has Pubes Anymore” | | 25:29 | Orgasms & the giggles – listener letter | | 29:44 | Listener letter: Three buffets in one day | | 31:50 | Sports highlights: home runs, fines, mascots | | 39:51 | Listener letter: Tom’s aglet kit | | 88:59 | Sex toy data breakdown: U.S. data by locale | | 104:57 | Foot model run over by disgruntled shoe buyer | | 109:00 | Serial butt sniffer arrested in Walgreens | | 112:22 | Ketchup as a cure for diarrhea | | 140:47 | “Sexy Time with Ally Breen” advice session | | 159:49 | Breakfast habits and osteoporosis news |

Tone & Style

Sarcastic, irreverent, playful, and sometimes gleefully inappropriate. The humor leans into absurdity, blending quick-fire insults, recurring in-jokes, and outrageous riffs on otherwise mundane news.

For New Listeners

A fast-paced showcase of real conversations, running jokes, and sharp-witted musicianship, The BOB & TOM Show—September 10, 2025—offers everything from hospital puke bags to mass sex toy shipment data, sports tangents, nostalgic detours, sexual confessions, and more. If you haven’t heard the show, this episode distills why longtime fans keep tuning in for the unpredictable, laugh-out-loud rollercoaster.

Skip to [23:07] for Pat Godwin’s song, or [88:59] for the sex toy geography—two signature bits of the show!