The BOB & TOM Show – September 11, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Date: September 11, 2025

Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

Featured Guests: Todd Snyder, Lee Kimbrell, Al Jackson

EPISODE OVERVIEW

This episode delivers the classic fast-paced, irreverent blend of comedy, sports, news, and listener interaction that defines The BOB & TOM Show. With Thursday Night Football kicking off the NFL weekend, the entire cast navigates topics ranging from Tall Listener contests, unusual eating habits, and NFL gossip, to bizarre news stories involving purple corn dogs, flying cows, and scrotal botox. Lively musical numbers, raucous conversations, and trademark inside jokes provide laughs throughout, with the tone swinging between playful nostalgia and sharp modern commentary.

KEY DISCUSSION POINTS AND HIGHLIGHTS

1. Opening Shenanigans & Beer Run Performance

• [01:30] Musical guest Todd Snyder leads with “Beer Run” (B Double-E Double-R U-N), setting a lighthearted, boozy tone for NFL kick-off weekend.
• [03:58] Tom: “I think a beer run appropriate today.”
• [04:13] Chick/Christy banter about NFL fan allegiances and solitary game-watching rituals.
• [04:45] The group jokes about Chick’s fluctuating moods based on his football team's nightly fate:

  "That's the key to being moody. You don't ever know...they could lose 52 to nothing and I'd come in in a great mood." – Chick [04:53]

2. Height-Based Introductions & Tall Listener Contest

• [05:47] The crew introduces themselves by height, leading to playful ribbing:

  “If you’re 6’8” or above, contact us!” — Chick [08:14]

• [08:32] Christy marvels over a 6'2" woman spotted at Target; Tom confesses to dating a 6'4" ex.
• [09:44] Discussing childhood challenges for tall girls and shifting cultural attitudes about height and bullying.

3. Morning Commutes & Neighborhood Observations

• [10:32] Josh describes the risky art of headlight etiquette and a neighborhood speed hump illusion.
• [11:20] Christy recounts seeing a mysterious figure crossing four lanes of traffic in the dark.

4. NFL Kickoff & Pigskin Pick ‘Em Contest

• [13:03] Details on the Bob & Tom NFL Pick ‘Em contest and Stephen Singer gift certificate prize.
• [13:48] Nostalgic car “cleaning” confessions:

  “That’s my favorite place to clean house—in the car.” — Chick [14:04]

5. Quizzing Insurance Knowledge

• [14:42] “McGee Three” quiz on annuities and tongue-in-cheek disclaimers:

  “It would be [too much to ask], I’ve reached my limit in this commercial, actually.” — Chick [15:29]

6. NFL Game Preview & Tailgating Talk

• [16:39] Thursday Night Football preview: Washington Commanders vs. Green Bay Packers on Prime.
• [17:37] Chick launches into listener email shenanigans with a rum-laced cough drop.

7. Listener Mailbag—Sex in Space & Singalongs

• [18:21] Tammy from West Virginia asks if “astronaut sex” counts as Mile High Club.

  “There’s a lot of suction used in space.” — Chick [19:20]

• [20:34] Listener recounts his son singing “I Got a Pimple on My Balls” at school, cueing Pat Godwin’s song parody. [20:59]

8. Cowboy Hat Etiquette & Fashion

• [23:01] Tom discusses dermatologist-recommended cowboy hats, prompting etiquette lessons:

  “You always have to hold your cowboy hat in such a way no one can see the interior.” — Chick [24:12]

9. Hamburger Helper Silliness

• [28:01] Hamburger Helper alternative names (“Skillet Magic”) and reminiscing about comfort foods.
• [29:29] Shake'N Bake vs. Hamburger Helper culinary nostalgia.

10. Sports—Superstitions and Jersey Swapping

• [40:35] Chick’s pre-game superstitions (“I will change a jersey if things aren’t going well” [41:22]) and pizza brand debates.
• [41:56] Endlessly looping back to food, snacks, and game rituals.

11. Ridiculous Debates: 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla

• [42:19] Listener mail asking for rules clarification on hypothetical gorilla fights leads to a riff on “AI simulations.”

12. Purple Corn Dogs, Corn-shaped Dildos, and the Visual Gag Gone Wrong

• [35:00] TCU unveils a “purple corn dog” (to dismay):

  “It looks like someone chopped off the Hulk’s penis.” — Tom [51:04]

13. Medical Mishaps & Flatulent TMI

• [38:04] Colonoscopy anesthesia and “epic flatulence” tales.

  “I think I’m going to have to have the car detailed. There may be a sheen on the seats” — Tom [39:31]

14. Gen Z Bar Tab Habits & Bartender Complaints

• [110:37] Christy reports that Gen Zers now close out after every drink, driving bartenders crazy. [111:16]

  “So I’ll have the mocha peach blow”—Chick [111:43]

15. Airplane Pee Crisis & Roadtrip Strategies

• [109:04] Story about passengers forced to pee in bottles for hours mid-flight; Lee Kimbrell shares real-life “Capri Sun” road pee tips.

  “I can do it into a Capri Sun. I’m pretty good.” — Lee Kimbrell [109:36]

16. Scrotox & TMI Medical Updates

• [122:36] Christy introduces “scrotox”—Botox for smoother scrotoms—as Chick and Tom share testicular medical oddities.

  “I think it’s full of blood.” — Tom [124:27]

17. Americans are Having Less Sex—And More ‘Relatable’ Research

• [125:39] Christy: “Americans are having less sex than ever.”
• [127:04] Josh: “Some say they’re getting their pleasure elsewhere—their brain chemistry, the releases of serotonin and dopamine.”
• [127:52] Lee Kimbrell: “Just by the phone and easy access to the porno early on... everyone’s just crazy desensitized.”

18. World Records—29 Minute Underwater Breath Hold

• [64:25] Chick: “A free diver has broken the world record: 29 minutes and 3 seconds underwater.”

  “He’s breathing through his ears.” — Multiple, skeptical panelists [65:21]

19. Strange Animal News

• [161:11] Virginia deputy tackles runaway cow on I-81 (“The stakes were high.” — Tom [161:43])
• [162:32] Squirrel painting vandal on the loose—police seek whoever painted squirrels blue and red.

  “Could this have been some kind of weird gender reveal?” — Tom [163:51]

• [164:13] Robber bees and a honey shop heist in Canada.

  “You didn’t see the pictures? They’re all wearing yellow jackets. It’s a sting operation.” — Tom/Josh [166:24]

20. Pop Culture—Star Trek’s 60th Anniversary, Big Bang Theory Riffing

• [149:14] Discussions of Star Trek nostalgia, cruise, and the etiquette of calling it “Star Trek” vs. “Star Track”.
• [146:06] The cast riffs on how weird The Big Bang Theory is without the laugh track.

21. Podcast Regulars—Al Jackson’s Slang Lesson

• [130:13] “Glazer”—someone who sugarcoats or heaps unnecessary praise.

  “If everything Christy did, good, bad, or indifferent, I was like, ‘Did you guys hear what she said during the 7 o'clock hour?’, that’s glazing.” — Al Jackson [138:15]

22. Comedian Lee Kimbrell Joins the Show

• [88:28] Lee Kimbrell, flexing a mustache and bowling shirt, regales the show with marital updates and impending fatherhood.

  “My levels are all over the place. Some days I’ll drive by an old tree and cry. Other days I want to fight every barista.” — Lee [160:47]

• [143:21] Lee reveals his mom dated Jim Varney (Ernest P. Worrell) in high school.

  “They might have ended up getting married if he always didn't have to run off and save Christmas or go to camp...” — Lee [143:42]

23. Topical Oddities

• [94:08] SPF-flavored ice cream (with Carnival Cruise), which everyone agrees sounds disgusting.

  "That’s like Cruex gravy. Why would you…?" — Chick [95:28]

• [92:59] Pregnancy length confusion: “Pregnancy is really ten months, not nine. That’s been blowing my mind.” — Lee [91:51]

NOTABLE QUOTES & MEMORABLE MOMENTS

• “Sometimes you want to keep people on their toes. You got to come in moody, no matter the score.”—Chick, re: Monday moods [04:53]
• “You ever use the phrase ‘Are you gonna take that?’ to start a bar fight?” — Chick to Pat Godwin, poking at Irish stereotypes [07:02]
• “That’s my favorite place to clean house—in the car.” — Chick on picking his nose [14:04]
• “I got a pimple on my balls…” — Pat Godwin’s infamous song [21:01]
• “Cherry-flavored Vaseline? For her lips—she won’t put it on her butt.” — Chick, during the SPF ice cream riff [95:52]
• “I can do it into a Capri Sun. I’m pretty good at this.” — Lee Kimbrell earning road trip cred [109:36]
• “Are you tired of looking at your wrinkly scrotum? I know I am.” — Chick, hawking scrotal botox [123:31]
• “To be or not to bee!” — Chick, during bee heist segment [166:30]
• “The stakes were high.” — Tom, punning on the runaway cow [161:43]
• “Just say yes!” — Tom, advocating for more enthusiastic porn-inspired partners [82:26]

TIMESTAMPS FOR IMPORTANT SEGMENTS

| Timestamp | Segment Title/Topic | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------| | 01:30 | “Beer Run” live performance by Todd Snyder | | 04:00 | NFL Thursday night preview/Jersey rituals | | 08:14 | Tallest Listener Contest/Height-based intros | | 13:03 | NFL Pigskin Pick ’Em Contest details | | 14:42 | “McGee Three” annuities quiz | | 21:01 | Pat Godwin’s “Pimple on My Balls” song | | 23:01 | Cowboy Hat Etiquette | | 28:01 | “Skillet Magic” (Hamburger Helper alt-naming) | | 40:35 | Game day superstitions/jersey swapping | | 42:19 | 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla hypothetical | | 51:04 | TCU’s purple corn dog reveal | | 64:25 | 29-minute underwater breath hold world record | | 95:28 | SPF-flavored ice cream | | 109:04 | Airplane pee story, Lee’s Capri Sun tip | | 125:39 | Americans having less sex, porn influence | | 130:13 | Al Jackson’s slang: “Glazer” | | 143:21 | Lee Kimbrell on his mom dating Jim Varney | | 161:11 | Virginia cow tackled on freeway | | 162:32 | Squirrel painting ‘crime’ in Connecticut | | 164:13 | Robber bees invade Canadian honey shop |

TONE, STYLE, AND ATMOSPHERE

• Wisecracking, silly, self-deprecating, and affectionately mean-spirited with one another.
• Quick to riff on news, each other’s “isms,” and nostalgia for both food and media.
• Listeners are active participants—emails are constant.
• Musical parodies and comedic songs peppered throughout.
• “Inside show” recurring bits (Cowboy hats, Gorilla fights, food brands, hygiene confessions).

SUMMARY

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends sports fanaticism, bodily humor, music, and absurd news with wild, rapid-fire banter and a dash of wistful nostalgia. With the NFL season and fall routines kicking in, listeners are invited to commiserate, laugh, and debate the important topics in life—like the etiquette of corn-shaped sex toys, the hazards of letting your testicles grow too wrinkly, or what is the tallest possible woman you’ve dated. Comedians Lee Kimbrell and Al Jackson add fresh wrinkles on fatherhood and language, while listener emails steer the show into ever-stranger waters (sometimes literally—see: the 29-minute underwater breath hold). It’s familiar, frisky, and fun—exactly what fans have come to expect.

QUICK LINKS & CONTACT

• NFL Pick ‘Em: bobandtom.com
• Comedian Lee Kimbrell: Live at Comedy Off Broadway, Lexington, Sep 18
• Al Jackson: Touring Seattle & Ann Arbor in September
• Listener mail: Email the show at bobandtom@bobandtom.com

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