The BOB & TOM Show - September 11, 2025

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – September 11, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Date: September 11, 2025

Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

Featured Guests: Todd Snyder, Lee Kimbrell, Al Jackson

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

This episode delivers the classic fast-paced, irreverent blend of comedy, sports, news, and listener interaction that defines The BOB & TOM Show. With Thursday Night Football kicking off the NFL weekend, the entire cast navigates topics ranging from Tall Listener contests, unusual eating habits, and NFL gossip, to bizarre news stories involving purple corn dogs, flying cows, and scrotal botox. Lively musical numbers, raucous conversations, and trademark inside jokes provide laughs throughout, with the tone swinging between playful nostalgia and sharp modern commentary.

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS AND HIGHLIGHTS

1. Opening Shenanigans & Beer Run Performance

• [01:30] Musical guest Todd Snyder leads with “Beer Run” (B Double-E Double-R U-N), setting a lighthearted, boozy tone for NFL kick-off weekend.
• [03:58] Tom: “I think a beer run appropriate today.”
• [04:13] Chick/Christy banter about NFL fan allegiances and solitary game-watching rituals.
• [04:45] The group jokes about Chick’s fluctuating moods based on his football team's nightly fate:

  "That's the key to being moody. You don't ever know...they could lose 52 to nothing and I'd come in in a great mood." – Chick [04:53]

2. Height-Based Introductions & Tall Listener Contest

• [05:47] The crew introduces themselves by height, leading to playful ribbing:

  “If you’re 6’8” or above, contact us!” — Chick [08:14]

• [08:32] Christy marvels over a 6'2" woman spotted at Target; Tom confesses to dating a 6'4" ex.
• [09:44] Discussing childhood challenges for tall girls and shifting cultural attitudes about height and bullying.

3. Morning Commutes & Neighborhood Observations

• [10:32] Josh describes the risky art of headlight etiquette and a neighborhood speed hump illusion.
• [11:20] Christy recounts seeing a mysterious figure crossing four lanes of traffic in the dark.

4. NFL Kickoff & Pigskin Pick ‘Em Contest

• [13:03] Details on the Bob & Tom NFL Pick ‘Em contest and Stephen Singer gift certificate prize.
• [13:48] Nostalgic car “cleaning” confessions:

  “That’s my favorite place to clean house—in the car.” — Chick [14:04]

5. Quizzing Insurance Knowledge

• [14:42] “McGee Three” quiz on annuities and tongue-in-cheek disclaimers:

  “It would be [too much to ask], I’ve reached my limit in this commercial, actually.” — Chick [15:29]

6. NFL Game Preview & Tailgating Talk

• [16:39] Thursday Night Football preview: Washington Commanders vs. Green Bay Packers on Prime.
• [17:37] Chick launches into listener email shenanigans with a rum-laced cough drop.

7. Listener Mailbag—Sex in Space & Singalongs

• [18:21] Tammy from West Virginia asks if “astronaut sex” counts as Mile High Club.

  “There’s a lot of suction used in space.” — Chick [19:20]

• [20:34] Listener recounts his son singing “I Got a Pimple on My Balls” at school, cueing Pat Godwin’s song parody. [20:59]

8. Cowboy Hat Etiquette & Fashion

• [23:01] Tom discusses dermatologist-recommended cowboy hats, prompting etiquette lessons:

  “You always have to hold your cowboy hat in such a way no one can see the interior.” — Chick [24:12]

9. Hamburger Helper Silliness

• [28:01] Hamburger Helper alternative names (“Skillet Magic”) and reminiscing about comfort foods.
• [29:29] Shake'N Bake vs. Hamburger Helper culinary nostalgia.

10. Sports—Superstitions and Jersey Swapping

• [40:35] Chick’s pre-game superstitions (“I will change a jersey if things aren’t going well” [41:22]) and pizza brand debates.
• [41:56] Endlessly looping back to food, snacks, and game rituals.

11. Ridiculous Debates: 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla

• [42:19] Listener mail asking for rules clarification on hypothetical gorilla fights leads to a riff on “AI simulations.”

12. Purple Corn Dogs, Corn-shaped Dildos, and the Visual Gag Gone Wrong

• [35:00] TCU unveils a “purple corn dog” (to dismay):

  “It looks like someone chopped off the Hulk’s penis.” — Tom [51:04]

13. Medical Mishaps & Flatulent TMI

• [38:04] Colonoscopy anesthesia and “epic flatulence” tales.

  “I think I’m going to have to have the car detailed. There may be a sheen on the seats” — Tom [39:31]

14. Gen Z Bar Tab Habits & Bartender Complaints

• [110:37] Christy reports that Gen Zers now close out after every drink, driving bartenders crazy. [111:16]

  “So I’ll have the mocha peach blow”—Chick [111:43]

15. Airplane Pee Crisis & Roadtrip Strategies

• [109:04] Story about passengers forced to pee in bottles for hours mid-flight; Lee Kimbrell shares real-life “Capri Sun” road pee tips.

  “I can do it into a Capri Sun. I’m pretty good.” — Lee Kimbrell [109:36]

16. Scrotox & TMI Medical Updates

• [122:36] Christy introduces “scrotox”—Botox for smoother scrotoms—as Chick and Tom share testicular medical oddities.

  “I think it’s full of blood.” — Tom [124:27]

17. Americans are Having Less Sex—And More ‘Relatable’ Research

• [125:39] Christy: “Americans are having less sex than ever.”
• [127:04] Josh: “Some say they’re getting their pleasure elsewhere—their brain chemistry, the releases of serotonin and dopamine.”
• [127:52] Lee Kimbrell: “Just by the phone and easy access to the porno early on... everyone’s just crazy desensitized.”

18. World Records—29 Minute Underwater Breath Hold

• [64:25] Chick: “A free diver has broken the world record: 29 minutes and 3 seconds underwater.”

  “He’s breathing through his ears.” — Multiple, skeptical panelists [65:21]

19. Strange Animal News

• [161:11] Virginia deputy tackles runaway cow on I-81 (“The stakes were high.” — Tom [161:43])
• [162:32] Squirrel painting vandal on the loose—police seek whoever painted squirrels blue and red.

  “Could this have been some kind of weird gender reveal?” — Tom [163:51]

• [164:13] Robber bees and a honey shop heist in Canada.

  “You didn’t see the pictures? They’re all wearing yellow jackets. It’s a sting operation.” — Tom/Josh [166:24]

20. Pop Culture—Star Trek’s 60th Anniversary, Big Bang Theory Riffing

• [149:14] Discussions of Star Trek nostalgia, cruise, and the etiquette of calling it “Star Trek” vs. “Star Track”.
• [146:06] The cast riffs on how weird The Big Bang Theory is without the laugh track.

21. Podcast Regulars—Al Jackson’s Slang Lesson

• [130:13] “Glazer”—someone who sugarcoats or heaps unnecessary praise.

  “If everything Christy did, good, bad, or indifferent, I was like, ‘Did you guys hear what she said during the 7 o'clock hour?’, that’s glazing.” — Al Jackson [138:15]

22. Comedian Lee Kimbrell Joins the Show

• [88:28] Lee Kimbrell, flexing a mustache and bowling shirt, regales the show with marital updates and impending fatherhood.

  “My levels are all over the place. Some days I’ll drive by an old tree and cry. Other days I want to fight every barista.” — Lee [160:47]

• [143:21] Lee reveals his mom dated Jim Varney (Ernest P. Worrell) in high school.

  “They might have ended up getting married if he always didn't have to run off and save Christmas or go to camp...” — Lee [143:42]

23. Topical Oddities

• [94:08] SPF-flavored ice cream (with Carnival Cruise), which everyone agrees sounds disgusting.

  "That’s like Cruex gravy. Why would you…?" — Chick [95:28]

• [92:59] Pregnancy length confusion: “Pregnancy is really ten months, not nine. That’s been blowing my mind.” — Lee [91:51]

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NOTABLE QUOTES & MEMORABLE MOMENTS

• “Sometimes you want to keep people on their toes. You got to come in moody, no matter the score.”—Chick, re: Monday moods [04:53]
• “You ever use the phrase ‘Are you gonna take that?’ to start a bar fight?” — Chick to Pat Godwin, poking at Irish stereotypes [07:02]
• “That’s my favorite place to clean house—in the car.” — Chick on picking his nose [14:04]
• “I got a pimple on my balls…” — Pat Godwin’s infamous song [21:01]
• “Cherry-flavored Vaseline? For her lips—she won’t put it on her butt.” — Chick, during the SPF ice cream riff [95:52]
• “I can do it into a Capri Sun. I’m pretty good at this.” — Lee Kimbrell earning road trip cred [109:36]
• “Are you tired of looking at your wrinkly scrotum? I know I am.” — Chick, hawking scrotal botox [123:31]
• “To be or not to bee!” — Chick, during bee heist segment [166:30]
• “The stakes were high.” — Tom, punning on the runaway cow [161:43]
• “Just say yes!” — Tom, advocating for more enthusiastic porn-inspired partners [82:26]

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TIMESTAMPS FOR IMPORTANT SEGMENTS

| Timestamp | Segment Title/Topic | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------| | 01:30 | “Beer Run” live performance by Todd Snyder | | 04:00 | NFL Thursday night preview/Jersey rituals | | 08:14 | Tallest Listener Contest/Height-based intros | | 13:03 | NFL Pigskin Pick ’Em Contest details | | 14:42 | “McGee Three” annuities quiz | | 21:01 | Pat Godwin’s “Pimple on My Balls” song | | 23:01 | Cowboy Hat Etiquette | | 28:01 | “Skillet Magic” (Hamburger Helper alt-naming) | | 40:35 | Game day superstitions/jersey swapping | | 42:19 | 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla hypothetical | | 51:04 | TCU’s purple corn dog reveal | | 64:25 | 29-minute underwater breath hold world record | | 95:28 | SPF-flavored ice cream | | 109:04 | Airplane pee story, Lee’s Capri Sun tip | | 125:39 | Americans having less sex, porn influence | | 130:13 | Al Jackson’s slang: “Glazer” | | 143:21 | Lee Kimbrell on his mom dating Jim Varney | | 161:11 | Virginia cow tackled on freeway | | 162:32 | Squirrel painting ‘crime’ in Connecticut | | 164:13 | Robber bees invade Canadian honey shop |

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TONE, STYLE, AND ATMOSPHERE

• Wisecracking, silly, self-deprecating, and affectionately mean-spirited with one another.
• Quick to riff on news, each other’s “isms,” and nostalgia for both food and media.
• Listeners are active participants—emails are constant.
• Musical parodies and comedic songs peppered throughout.
• “Inside show” recurring bits (Cowboy hats, Gorilla fights, food brands, hygiene confessions).

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SUMMARY

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends sports fanaticism, bodily humor, music, and absurd news with wild, rapid-fire banter and a dash of wistful nostalgia. With the NFL season and fall routines kicking in, listeners are invited to commiserate, laugh, and debate the important topics in life—like the etiquette of corn-shaped sex toys, the hazards of letting your testicles grow too wrinkly, or what is the tallest possible woman you’ve dated. Comedians Lee Kimbrell and Al Jackson add fresh wrinkles on fatherhood and language, while listener emails steer the show into ever-stranger waters (sometimes literally—see: the 29-minute underwater breath hold). It’s familiar, frisky, and fun—exactly what fans have come to expect.

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QUICK LINKS & CONTACT

• NFL Pick ‘Em: bobandtom.com
• Comedian Lee Kimbrell: Live at Comedy Off Broadway, Lexington, Sep 18
• Al Jackson: Touring Seattle & Ann Arbor in September
• Listener mail: Email the show at [e-mail]

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

It'S the Bob and Tom Show.

[Todd Snyder]

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[Announcer]

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[Todd Snyder]

A couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keane at the K Pig, Swine and Soiree dance. They wore baseball caps and khak. They wanted cigarettes so to save a little money they got one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny and the next thing they knew they were both really hungry and pretty thirsty too. B double e r r u n burrun B double e r r u n beer run all we need is a 10 and a fiver, a car and a key and a sober driver B e double r u n beer run Found a store with the sign said their beer was coldest so they sent in Brad cause he looked the he got a case of beer and a candy bar Walked over to where all them registers are Latest fake ID on the countertop the clerk looked, he turned, he looked back up, he stopped, he said son, I'm not gonna call the cops but I'm gonna have to keep this card. The guys both took it pretty hard B double E double r u n mir B double E double r u n beerun oh how happy we would be had we only brought a better fake ID on his B double e double r U they found this other old hippie named Sleepy John he claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl Keane song so they gave him all their cash he bought him some Brew. It was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz. They were feeling so good it should have been a crime. The crowd was cool and the band was prime. They made it back up front to their seats just in time so they could sing with all their friends. They say the road goes on forever and the party never ends. B double E double R U N beer run B double E double R.

[Tom Griswold]

U N beer run all we need.

[Todd Snyder]

Is a 10 and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver B double E double R U M be run.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Hello. You're as welcome as can be. The Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse Club.

[Tom Griswold]

I think a beer run appropriate today.

[Chick McGee]

Beer run.

[Tom Griswold]

Very appropriate because you got. You got your NFL Thursday nighter.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Got the snacks ready for you.

[Chick McGee]

Snacks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Are you coming over?

[Chick McGee]

Christy's husband is a Green Bay Packer fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a Washington football team fan. I will not be going to her house tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

And you prefer watching the game alone anyway?

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Even the Super Bowl. I'm a loner. Dottie, will you.

[Tom Griswold]

Will you nap so you can enjoy the entire game?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I will nap, Hopefully. Yes, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You know, and we all have our fingers crossed because, you know, should the Washington Football Club have a rough game tomorrow morning at this time, we'll all be. What?

[Chick McGee]

But you never know. Like, that's the key to being moody. If you'd like to be moody.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like some information about this.

[Chick McGee]

You don't ever know, okay, what mood.

[Christy Lee]

Is going to be.

[Tom Griswold]

So they could have a big victory and you could still come in in one of your moods, or they could.

[Chick McGee]

They could lose 52 to nothing, and I'd come in in a great mood. You know, you got to keep them on their people on their toes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I've observed them getting soundly defeated. And you coming in in a great mood.

[Chick McGee]

I think you might be influencing your memories a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I've been trying. I've been working on that. I've been in a reasonably okay mood for quite a while, considering.

[Tom Griswold]

I would certainly agree.

[Chick McGee]

I have to work with.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying tomorrow we're all kind of on pins and needles. I just.

[Chick McGee]

Pins and needles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Or needles and pins, as the song goes.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I'm offering the olive branch. And in that spirit, why don't you introduce everybody here on the Bob and Tom Show?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be happy to.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

How would you like me to do it? Height, weight, height, skin, Tone.

[Chick McGee]

Height. Shortest to tallest. How about skin? Skin tone.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. We'll go from light to dark. Oh, I'm sorry. That's not a real thing.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't tanned yet this week, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we do have. We do have.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty dark, though.

[Lee Kimbrell]

We do have.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have. We do have SPF news. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it by height.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm only guessing. Who's taller, you or Ace?

[Chick McGee]

Ace, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby right over there. You can see. Okay. And then. Wait a minute. Josh, how tall are you?

[Josh Arnold]

About six one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Josh is taller than me A little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Close.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't you six two?

[Chick McGee]

I. I've been married three times, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is an osteoporosis sorrow. Okay, we'll just go with Chick McGee. Thank you. Over there at the sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

And now who's. Who's taller, Christie or Pat? Who do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. Now you're gonna get Pat in one of his mouths.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't mind being short. I'm five eight. I don't care. I'm fine with it.

[Chick McGee]

If you're five eight, I'm a jetpod.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm five eight.

[Chick McGee]

You're five' five. If you're an inch, I'm five' eight.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't seem like a short guy to me. I don't. Look at Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't feel like a short guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, you seem like a short guy. You go into a bar and start a fight.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'll start a fight.

[Josh Arnold]

I just thought that's because he was Irish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you'll start a fight. I've witnessed this.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever used this term? Are you gonna take that? Have you ever said that?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't believe I say, where's the fight? And what's it all about? Oh, that's what I say when I walk in a bar.

[Tom Griswold]

You've actually called a officer of the law, Barney, is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

And then where did you end up when you did that?

[Pat Godwin]

In jail.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Let's see. Let's. We'll go over to Josh Arnold right over there. I can see him. Hello, all of six one. I am exactly six feet right here. This is Tom speaking. Then we go over to. We're just gonna do the. In the room, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we got Alan through the glass. He's taller than Pat.

[Chick McGee]

You want to line up our listeners by height?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Jason, Pat Godwin's right over There and then bringing up the short end of things. Yeah, it's Chrissy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Five feet if she's an inch.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've got that hippie balling chick thing going over there.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hold it. I've got it. We need to find out who the tallest listener is this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. This is a shirt you wore, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's the one we switched.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it looked familiar. How's the smell?

[Chick McGee]

You have to be washed it. You have to be at least what, 6, 10, 6, 7. What do you think? Where it starts? Start the bidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Let'S go with 6, 8.

[Chick McGee]

6, 8. If you're 68 or above, contact us. And will that screaming and crying you hear is Mark Allison from the other room.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Bob and TomTom.com, we'd love to.

[Josh Arnold]

Love to hear now for women at what?

[Chick McGee]

Six, six feet and.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I'll go six one on the window.

[Tom Griswold]

Six two.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Easily.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Really. You know, a woman that tall?

[Tom Griswold]

I just saw one at Target. You know, your.

[Chick McGee]

Your response with fear and horror was wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

And I looked down to see if. I said, is this. Is this. Is this young lady wearing. Wearing high heels and. No. And by the way, extraordinarily attractive, but yeah, six two, easy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You like the tall girls?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an ex.

[Josh Arnold]

4.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a what now?

[Chick McGee]

An ex.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, real.

[Tom Griswold]

An ex who was 6 4. Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, her. I think I have her picture on my bulletin board.

[Josh Arnold]

Was she a little taller than you? Oh, yeah, man, that's awesome. Jolly Blonde Diet.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

The Jolly Blonde Giant.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Remember her? She was blonde.

[Chick McGee]

Well, so much for those stereotypes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, now you've dated a woman taller than you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I went to the prom with someone taller, a ballet dancer, and I got teased forever about it. Wendy Weir.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, she was like.

[Chick McGee]

They had to call her Wendy. Weird, right?

[Pat Godwin]

No, probably. She was a great ballet dancer.

[Lee Kimbrell]

But about.

[Pat Godwin]

About six two, though, I think my mom was really.

[Josh Arnold]

She said she was always taller than a bunch of the boys in school. And it was like, hard for her.

[Christy Lee]

I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, it's like a thing that if a girl is a little too tall, it's gonna be tough.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of gone away, hasn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope, I hope. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Bullying. And I've really been kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

I think bullying is huge.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, aren't the people super vigilant?

[Josh Arnold]

I think the kids themselves now are going, hey, quit being A bull.

[Tom Griswold]

It's worse than it's ever been. Because of the social media.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Trust me.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I have a girlfriend who has a 12 year old and she's 511 at 12.

[Tom Griswold]

My two nieces call themselves 512. They're both 6ft.

[Christy Lee]

Are they really?

[Chick McGee]

Of everything about really?

[Tom Griswold]

They. But that's their kind of joke. But in any event, we've done our introductions by height. Thank you very much. And we did begin with Todd Snyder and beer run.

[Josh Arnold]

I got to do one of my favorite things coming in.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody was driving the other way and I thought. They thought my brights were on. They put theirs on and I went. These are my.

[Chick McGee]

Love it. Love everything about.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a weird thing that happens here because one, we have to drive through this neighborhood and they have so called speed humps. And when people go over the speed humps, it looks like their brights are on.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever notice this? And then it looks like they're flicking their brights.

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

So the speed humps. My lovely little lady humps. My speed hump.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This wasn't near the speed humps, but yes, it was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

And three, three of us have reported seeing a lunatic walking in the middle of this road here. Wait a second.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy was there when you guys came in?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't come that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's still there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I saw the ultimate this morning. We have to cross a four lane road to get here right from the other side because now that the interstate's closed, I saw somebody all dressed in black crossing that at dark. I mean it was pitch black. You could not see this person. I don't know how this person got across the four lanes without getting hit.

[Pat Godwin]

I really the same guy? Probably.

[Christy Lee]

It might be, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

He's case in the joint.

[Christy Lee]

I think this guy was coming from the. I think the convenience store.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this guy's got a death wish. There's no reason to be walking anywhere near here. There's nothing here. There's no stores.

[Chick McGee]

Sbt. Suicide by traffic.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe working out. Maybe it's how he gets his steps in. He has to do it before six.

[Josh Arnold]

He either wants to go buy a car or he wants to go by coyote. That's what's around here right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, if you want to get your steps in. There are plenty of places in the neighborhood where there are no cars.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, this guy's getting his stammers in.

[Christy Lee]

You see the one that has the headlight on the front of his.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he had not.

[Pat Godwin]

No headlight.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now we have to do a real quick what's happening? Because just got this from Eric in Deer Park, Texas.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Eric.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, what the heck? Beer run on a Thursday. I'm groggy, it's morning. I thought I missed a day and wondered where my. Why my daughter wasn't in her room. We ordinarily we begin the show on Fridays with beer run, but Thursday starts the weekend and we've got the big football game tonight. Another. It's. It's a. They've done a really good job in the NFL of having a bunch of great games to start off the season. Tonight. It's two great teams, Washington and Green Bay, both teams undefeated at Lambeau, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of the NFL, we got something going on right now. You go to Bob and Tom dot com. We are getting our Pigskin Pick Them contest back up and running. At stake every week, a gift certificate from Stephen Singer jewelers. And it's a good one. So if you have time today, pick all the winners. If you'd like some assistance. Chick Magee has made all his picks.

[Chick McGee]

It's on my Instagram. The chick McGee, check them out. Step into the octagon. Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the spread, if you will, for this evening?

[Chick McGee]

Washington's getting two. It might be up to three now. Actually, I have not looked yet this morning. Okay, I don't have a big problem.

[Tom Griswold]

But I have a problem for the pigskin. Pick them. No points are involved. You just pick the winners.

[Chick McGee]

Pick me a winner.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's fun. Even if you know nothing about football, you could be a winner.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, you ever. You ever do that? See somebody picking their nose and yell, pick me a winner?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't, but I will next time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, it's. It's liberating.

[Tom Griswold]

People need to understand something. When you're in an automobile, unless you have darkened your windows, people can see you digging deep.

[Chick McGee]

That's my favorite place to clean house. In the car.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

You wipe it on the seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You have nice cars.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, do that.

[Christy Lee]

Wipe it on.

[Josh Arnold]

No wonder you lease. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I just. I bought that one. Oh, my God. I gotta stop that. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's all that. And there's all that DNA in case, you know, you kill somebody and you won. Right, now it's time for the quiz. We have been talking a lot here on the Bob and Tom program about the annuities from the Silac Insurance Company learning about what annuities are. And it's time now to see how much we've learned by doing the McGee three.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

We asked Chick McGee three questions from the Silac Insurance Company, the FAQ department. That stands for Frequently Asked Questions. Dear Chick McGee, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. What's the Silac web address?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, super easy, Tom. It's silacins.com that is s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. You got that one right now. I love this idea. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a silic annuity. I want to know about that. What's the phone number for that information, please?

[Chick McGee]

Once again, easy peasy. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. £250 and then just say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Last question, Mr. McGee, would it be too much to ask if you could read the SILAC disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

It would be. I've reached my limit in this commercial, actually. Here's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus Recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have Sporting News.

[Chick McGee]

Anything of interest, injury update. And also, is there trouble in paradise in Kansas City where there could be? We had a WNBA game last night and the world record is. How long can you hold your breath? Well, you will not believe this, people. You will not believe it. And you like corn dogs?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody like a corn dog?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Even the frozen ones? Out of the case. I've been told they're great, but we'll have a corn dog story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, plus, let's just say you're on a cruise ship and you're in debt many thousands of dollars. How about jumping off? We'll find out what happened to that guy when we come back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Thursday Night Football is back, and it's.

[Chick McGee]

Only on Prime Video.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight, the Washington Commanders take on the.

[Chick McGee]

Green Bay packers, with both teams determined.

[Lee Kimbrell]

To prove their worth.

[Chick McGee]

What to watch for tonight, when you.

[Tom Griswold]

See the Commanders take on the Green.

[Chick McGee]

Bay packers, the fans are going to be crazy hoping this is going to be the year for the packers to go back to the Super Bowl.

[Lee Kimbrell]

A lot will be dependent on Jordan love and how he plays. Coverage begins at 7pm Eastern with football's.

[Tom Griswold]

Best party, TNF tonight presented by Verizon. Not a Prime member. Not a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Simply sign up for a 30 day free trial.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It's the commanders and the packers tonight at 7pm Eastern only on Prime Video.

[Josh Arnold]

Restrictions apply.

[Lee Kimbrell]

See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Thursday starts the weekend. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Got some spilkus in my throat here. I'm having a lozenge.

[Christy Lee]

Take a little drink.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe. Oh, yeah. A little, little rum.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's time now for our emails from our listeners all over the United States, Canada and all around the world. Brought to you by Omaha Steaks. Get fired up. For fall grilling with omaha steaks. Visit omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide. And for an extra $35 off, use the promo code BTS at checkout. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom show people, this is from Tammy in West Virginia. Tammy, if astronauts have sex in outer space, is that part of the Mile High Club? That's the ultimate.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be very special.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a different.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And what is the ultimate answer? Has that occurred? It's got to occur.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's Dr. David Wolf was in here, astronaut, three time veteran of outer space. And he said when they do the tours of NASA, that's. That question always comes up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's no. No one knows.

[Christy Lee]

No one knows. Nobody knows.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, only those involved. So what happens in space stays in space.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine masturbation in zero gravity? The mind is boggled.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you think sometimes it's a difficult cleanup here on. What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You got like a butterfly net.

[Christy Lee]

You could use that. Like that vomit bag thing you had over here.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be a necessity.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know there's a lot of fit over the top.

[Chick McGee]

There's a lot of suction used in space.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

With the toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to say a special hello to James B. We know who you are. We know why you're awake. And thank you very much. We appreciate it. It's closed circuit information. What the hell is it? That. That's top secret.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Waiting for the call from the governor.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. Let's see now can we read this? Oh, yeah. Okay. Pat, get your guitar on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm emailing you.

[Chick McGee]

You don't just spring something like that on an artist like Pat. I'm sorry, artiste.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's gonna need it. Here. I'm emailing you, writes Russell. Every other week I drive my son to school. It's a 40 minute commute.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, broken family.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And every Wednesday I take him to dinner. I've been there, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

He's seven years old, usually sleeping in the back seat. I often softly listen to your show.

[Chick McGee]

He hates me.

[Tom Griswold]

I was walking him inside the school the other day and he began singing a rather inappropriate song. I was somewhat shocked. One of the lyrics was as follows. I got a pimple on my balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is catchy.

[Chick McGee]

I knew it. I knew it.

[Pat Godwin]

Even the kids love it.

[Tom Griswold]

This. This ends with a nice plug. Here. I have learned my lesson. I will now listen to the show on my Raycon earbuds. Thank you, Russell. Certainly appreciate it. Enjoy the earbuds. This is a new song from Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

I got a pimple on my balls.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he does.

[Pat Godwin]

I found it there when nature called. I used to get them on my face. Oh, but never such a place like.

[Josh Arnold]

A pimple on my bones.

[Pat Godwin]

I was checking out my sack, it was hiding by my crack. You must check yourself for lumps or bumps, both big and small. I got a pimple on my bosom. I get the hell down there. Hiding in my pubic hair. It is quite a spectacle. A partial of my testicles, should I leave it? Should I pop it? So big, Might need a mop. I might use some Clearasil or an anti acne pill. I got a pimple on my balls.

[Chick McGee]

Is it time? Is it time?

[Pat Godwin]

Girls get bumps on their vagina when they shave to make it shiner. Sometimes on the naughty bits they can get zits on there. I got a pimple on my bulge.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a pimple on his balls.

[Pat Godwin]

I check my satchel every fall. Must do self examination. Sometimes lead to masturbation. I gotta pimple my balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

You're very well, Senor Sebum.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And what. What country was that guy from?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

European? South America.

[Chick McGee]

South America. Good.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going through some letters. You got one over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. We just asked for the tallest listener. This is Dave from the Toledo, Ohio area. I'm six nine.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice day.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Dave. This is from Cody. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Pacifically Tom. Cowboy hat Etiquette. Tom has a cowboy hat. He was told by his oncologist.

[Tom Griswold]

Dermatologist.

[Chick McGee]

Dermatologist. He has some sort of skin cancer on his ear. And cover those ears up. How about an earmuff? Have you thought about an earmuff? Wear those all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care how cool you are. Who's the coolest actor out there? Christy? Like George Clooney.

[Christy Lee]

Or Brad Pitt.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Brad Pitt. Nobody in earmuffs looks cool. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

But cowboy hat, you know, So I got my cowboy hat. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you've left it here. So you're not wearing.

[Tom Griswold]

I have two.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, we have an email about that.

[Christy Lee]

You have two?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got a summer one, and that's the winter one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That one's made of beaver. The other one is made of straw.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Know when to remove your hat, Tom. As a sign of respect, cowboy hat should be removed during prayer, national anthem, pledge of allegiance, religious services, of course, formal dining, when meeting someone. Someone for the first time, especially a lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what Tom gets to do now? He gets to tip his hat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is. Ma'.

[Chick McGee]

Am.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know this. When you take it off, you. You. You put it on a table upside down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So people can tip you.

[Chick McGee]

However, if you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a tremendous joke.

[Chick McGee]

When you take your hat off for the above instances, you always have to hold your cowboy hat in such a way that no one can see the interior.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes. So you. Yeah, you see that in.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

They're holding it by the brim, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, handle up against their chest.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And why is that.

[Chick McGee]

Or the opening down toward the ground or something like that. Yes. It's all part of handling your cowboy hat correctly.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, someone also said you're not supposed to wear a white cowboy hat after Labor Day. Is that true?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure it is.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

At least at some point. I'm sure it was.

[Chick McGee]

Handle your hat correctly. Grasp the cowboy hat always by the crown, not the brim, and store the hat crown side down to protect the shape of the brim.

[Josh Arnold]

So when you tip your hat, are you supposed to grab it by the crown and tip it, or can you grab the brim and tip.

[Chick McGee]

I think you could just touch it and that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you kind of can just touch it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it's just a quick.

[Josh Arnold]

But I want a full tip.

[Christy Lee]

Josh. You should get one.

[Chick McGee]

Hands off. Treat the hat as an extension of the wearer. Don't touch another person's hat.

[Josh Arnold]

That Is right.

[Chick McGee]

Never take the hat off their heads and do not try their hat on.

[Josh Arnold]

My nieces and nephews have never learned that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

They love to steal my hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're little.

[Christy Lee]

This goes with baseball caps too.

[Pat Godwin]

My son would knock my baseball cap off and I would hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you hate that?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like it by surprise too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Don't mess with superstitions. It's considered very bad luck to place a hat on a bed, wear a hat backward, or put on a new hat while hunting or at the rodeo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you never wear a new hat at a rodeo.

[Chick McGee]

Never. What bad luck.

[Tom Griswold]

And you never wear a new hat hunting.

[Chick McGee]

This is part of that.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know that. That's really interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Don't mess with superstitions.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to break it in apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Respect the hat. Taking good care of your hat and being mindful of hat etiquette shows respect for yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

For others and your hat.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

And that comes from code. And who's going to trust if you're going to trust anybody. You trust a Cody when it comes to cowboy heck?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Cody, Wyoming.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom may not be aware of this, but Bill wanted to know if Tom knows that Oscar was wearing his cowboy hat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And Tom has his cowboy hat on.

[Chick McGee]

And he did not know.

[Pat Godwin]

He did not know that I knew the reaction.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Oscar did.

[Chick McGee]

Try on your hat, dirty filthy hippie.

[Christy Lee]

Oscar, turn your mic on there, buddy. Turn your mic on here.

[Pat Godwin]

But Tom doesn't have headphones. Headphones on his.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta check for body lice now. And.

[Josh Arnold]

But the reviews were all stellar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he probably looks like a carnage. He'd be the guy that would be, you know, the cookie. He'd be the guy at the. Oh yeah, he's Conestoga wagon.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, cookie, what's for supper?

[Tom Griswold]

Something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he looked like he knew his way around a posse. Yeah, there's a better way to say that.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet, sweet posse.

[Christy Lee]

You look like the owner. That's for sure. The ranch owner. Yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's old oil.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, I need to get some.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there. Tom, look at the monitor. He had a photo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. See, I look like the ranch owner. Oscar again looks like the guy that's making the chili. I don't know what you think.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe there's a special ranch on special ingredient in that chili.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You have a follow up to the hat, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

To that hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Bill really just wanted to hear the reaction but we do have a Tom ism.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

My husband had a Tom Griswold moment. He couldn't remember what Hamburger Helper was called.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So he called it Skillet Magic.

[Chick McGee]

Which.

[Josh Arnold]

Is a pretty great brand name.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

That's better. That's better than Hamburger Helmet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That someone should immediately come out with Skillet.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, Hamburger Helper. Skillet Magic could be its own.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of new flavor.

[Chick McGee]

Is there another brand of Hamburger Helper other than the generic? Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Store brands.

[Christy Lee]

Store brands, Yeah. I have not had hamburger. I have to say I've not had Hamburger Helper since I left the trailer park.

[Chick McGee]

I've had.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have a question.

[Pat Godwin]

I said it.

[Tom Griswold]

Honestly, never had it. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm with Tom. I've never had it.

[Christy Lee]

Never had Hamburger Helper.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you add it to real ground beef?

[Christy Lee]

You add real ground beef? Beef, too.

[Tom Griswold]

So is it just breading?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's different. We had beef Stroganoff. There's all kinds of tuna.

[Chick McGee]

Tuna Helpers. Tuna Helper rocks.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But that you add tuna to instead of ground beef.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so do you. Is Hamburger Helper for making burgers with buns?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not a hamburger at all. You use ground beef.

[Tom Griswold]

So I see.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a dish. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it should be called Ground Beef Helper.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I use ground turkey.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, not relevant to the theme of the discussion.

[Christy Lee]

It's more like a casserole type dish.

[Tom Griswold]

Noodles.

[Pat Godwin]

Noodles and noodles. Oh, I never knew that.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember the glove. That was the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

What was the commercial where the. It ended with the lady going. And I hell.

[Christy Lee]

That was shaken.

[Pat Godwin]

Shake it down.

[Chick McGee]

Shake.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Because kids could help.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You didn't get to live all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

We were definitely a shake and bake.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we were a shake and bake family.

[Tom Griswold]

That any good?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was good.

[Christy Lee]

That's just salty.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what? Just breading?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. You put it in a bag and throw your pork chop in there and shake it up.

[Chick McGee]

Fried chicken from the oven. Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, My dad was one of those guys, insisted if we had pork chops, there was applesauce. Oftentimes on the same good name.

[Christy Lee]

Good move.

[Tom Griswold]

How about lamb? Did he have the green stuff with lamb chops?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we weren't a lamb chop family. There was no mint jelly in our cupboard.

[Pat Godwin]

There was Mott's Applesauce.

[Christy Lee]

Hamburger Helper came out in 1971. That's why Chick and I really are.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Conversant.

[Chick McGee]

We thought they invented the light bulb again.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So what's it called? Skillet. What is it again?

[Josh Arnold]

This guy, Skillet Magic is what he called Hamburger Helper.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that has to be. That is so great. I want to see that on tv. It's Skillet Magic.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't that hand have a name like Helping Hand or Happy Hand?

[Christy Lee]

It was Helping Hand, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Helping Hand. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Sounds great. I liked him.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, coming up in sports, what have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I was having a drink of rum. Again, the injuries in the NFL, if you're paying attention to the betting world. And who isn't? Also, we have a world record. And there's a problem among Alabama fans with their new head coach. Oh, Lamar Jackson talking about shoving being the shovee and the shove her shoverer and Texas Christian University are selling a new concession item at the football games. Okay, we'll talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll look. We'll look forward to all of those things. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. But before we get to that, I want to remind everybody about we were talking about Hamburger Helper. Here's something that doesn't need any help. I'm talking about steaks.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much, Josh. We got our special tailgating event coming up with delicious Omaha steaks. Details forthcoming from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick Magee. We're gonna check into the sporting scene coming up. Christy, a world record that I think you're gonna like a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think so. I think you might want to hire this guy. Guy?

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Is he a realtor?

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he a divorce lawyer?

[Christy Lee]

Very happy.

[Lee Kimbrell]

These are all very funny jokes.

[Christy Lee]

This time I got.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I agree.

[Pat Godwin]

For now.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hang on a second. What? What are you guys talking about? Divorce lawyer. Hi, Andy Lee. Christy. Oh, you.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't realize. You taking her name? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she sort of made me. I mean, we discussed it and I started to see her point of view. It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay to be okay on the sporting scene. What's happening?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's a letter actually. Dear Bob and Tom show this morning. Yesterday morning, you guys were talking about the corn shaped corn textured dildo. Remember this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

What was the.

[Christy Lee]

Because we were talking about sex toys, remember? And we were talking about monster sex toys and Jess looked up sex toys and found this corn dildo.

[Chick McGee]

How Midwest can you get?

[Tom Griswold]

It looked like corn in the cob with the appropriate surface.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like if you pulled the pants off of a scarecrow, that's what you might see.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Adam from the Minnesota area says that I had a good laugh hearing about the corn textured dildo as I passed this famous water tower in Rochester, Minnesota.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Man, it is a giant ear of corn.

[Christy Lee]

That's a nice photograph.

[Josh Arnold]

Full moon and all the way the picture is shot. I know this is incredibly visual, but for my friends here who can see it, doesn't it look like it's a corn on the cob shaped space shuttle?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it does. It looks like a giant rocket ship because the moon is right in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Background and the lights are on the base. So it looks like it's about to take off. Why doesn't NASA start doing that? Shuttles.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, spaceship maze. This is Houston.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they could paint the shuttles in different.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that would be cool.

[Chick McGee]

That would be.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a bowling pin.

[Chick McGee]

Public relations.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a giant boat. We do have some really dumb NASA news this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Why not make NASA fun again?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they have a non story story that they're releasing today.

[Josh Arnold]

Where does it say where that water tower is?

[Chick McGee]

Rochester, Minnesota.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right, Rochester. This is regarding Tom's recent hospital visit. This is from Nick. I recently had a colonoscopy and the anesthesiologist giving me the night night medication. I heard her announce to the people in the or. Okay, he's out. And I replied, excuse me, I'm still here. The jump scare I gave all of them was worth the procedure. That's Charleston, West Virginia.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be a rarity.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a different anesthetic though, right? For colonoscopy? Isn't that the Twilight? Yeah. Reverse Ed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Versed's the badass stuff, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, that's the one that you come out of it and you're still talking and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're of in front. You could get yourself in trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you Don't. Wonderful. It's like true serum.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you lose time. Versed Propofol. Say what you want about Mike, but he got a good night's sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There you go. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I had the regular. I don't know what they use, but I was out. Out for a while. And then it. The. The next few days you've got that really sore back and neck from the gas getting out or whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

And that. Do you have that wine. You notice that when you're. You know that sound that you hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that what that is?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, gas is.

[Tom Griswold]

I did have. Yesterday. I experienced. It's interesting. I pulled into my garage. I experienced what can only be described as an epic episode of flatulence. So profound in its aroma that I opened all four doors of my car.

[Chick McGee]

Even. Even you couldn't stand.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what that was. It. It was a dog. Like. Oh, you know those, those.

[Josh Arnold]

That happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Those dog farts that are just. They make your eyes kind of glaze over.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

That must have something to do with. With the anesthesia.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever had gas in the car? When you pull your car in at night, go into the house and you get in the next morning, the odor's still there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Particularly in the winter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. That's why I opened the car doors.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'm going to have to have the car detailed. There may be a sheen on the sheets. It was.

[Chick McGee]

It was rough knowing you. And the way you crop dust us. You're gonna have to have your car dunked in tomatoes, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that work? I think the skunk thing with tomato. Is it tomato? Is that what it is?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it certainly.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it work with V8? Good question.

[Chick McGee]

That'd make a good V8 commercial. I could have put the dog in V8. Can you hit your head?

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of like V8.

[Pat Godwin]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. Me too. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what's good in V8 is vodka. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Make a great Bloody Mary.

[Chick McGee]

Put some ice in there and some V8 and vodka. And then if you got more room, put more vodka in. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very good.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you want to reach us, It's Bob and tomobandtom.com. we always love hearing from you on whatever topic you'd like to weigh in on. Anytime, any day. We're. We're here for your dining and dancing pleasure. We are now checking in with the Sporting scene with Chick McGee, Washington Football Club fan.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. For 60 years, both man and boy. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, will you wear your jersey tonight?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, so I almost wore today, but then I.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is the Jaden.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I have an actual game jersey from Jaden. I forgot I had that. But really, it's really, really, really big, so I didn't, I didn't. It's got the gathered up sleeves, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Will you wear it this evening?

[Chick McGee]

I might wear it this evening. I've got all the jerseys lined up.

[Christy Lee]

No pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

I will tell you this. I don't have any.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear what Christy said?

[Christy Lee]

Did you hear what I said?

[Chick McGee]

What'd you say?

[Christy Lee]

The game day jersey. You're gonna wear it with no pants.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

From.

[Josh Arnold]

From the Tom Griswold School.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you, you, you know, give it to Chris. She has learned something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you don't sit here for all these years and not learn.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, I will change a jersey if things aren't going well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you will.

[Chick McGee]

I'll go to another number.

[Tom Griswold]

Doordash in the middle of the game, or do you have everything planned in the head because you don't want to get disturbed?

[Chick McGee]

Whatever. Whatever hits me when it hits me. I, I don't have a plan for Doordash. I used to always have a frozen pizza, but I've done away with that, too. DiGiorno's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they rock.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, rising crust.

[Chick McGee]

Crust rises.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I started with Red Baron, but then the Red Baron that they sent me made me cry, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

The Red Baron mini pizzas. Those are excellent.

[Christy Lee]

Are they really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The mini pizza Red Barons. Those are very good.

[Chick McGee]

How many of those can you eat? I, I, A dozen.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever they got eaten more than. Ask Josh how many he can eat. I'm not gonna ask you. I'm not going to insult Josh. I, I like, I like to try. I like to dance around it. Let him do it. It to himself.

[Chick McGee]

One more Bob and Tom show letter. Dear Bob and Tom, I have never wrote you, but I'm a longtime listener. I am currently listening to your shows on iHeartRadio, and I'm catching up on this year's shows back at the end of April. You guys mentioned that one man versus 100. 100 men versus one gorilla, right? Remember this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody mentioned the rules.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Like, all the men must fight. Like the gorilla nude. Oh, no protection. I'm sure that would change the men's perspective on what parts could be lost.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it could. Being grabbed by the junk. It'd be over having a gorilla rip your junk off.

[Chick McGee]

I think 100 men could beat one gorilla. I think they all naked.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about that.

[Josh Arnold]

You think this is the future of entertainment?

[Christy Lee]

No, I hope not.

[Josh Arnold]

Possibly we'll go to theaters to see live events like that.

[Chick McGee]

And where is the AI presentation of 100. 100 men versus the one gorilla.

[Josh Arnold]

They haven't plugged that in. And we can watch what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

The gorilla's gonna do a lot of damage.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of damage, sure. But you're gonna have a lot of Trojan horses going in there and, you know, doing their best with the gorilla wearing them down. Sure, they're gonna get their arms torn off, but, you know, anything for the cause.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want to be in the first wave of men, do you?

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

You wanna. We want a tired gorilla.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, how do they pick that? Back in the day, the first wave of men.

[Chick McGee]

Virgins.

[Pat Godwin]

Virgins first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Virgins first.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was just the guys that voted for the wrong team. They get to go in first.

[Chick McGee]

That's true. You know, part of the best part about religion is keeping some people out. Remember that. Coming up in sports, NFL News, we got the injury report more or less coming out. We've got a WNBA score, just one game. I'll give you a hint. Atlanta 1. And Kaylin DeBoer, the head coach of Atlanta might be. If it were up to Crimson Tide fans, he'd be looking for another job. And we'll check in with Lamar Jackson about the shoving incident at the Bills game.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And if you want to weigh in on the NFL, go to bobandtom.com and you can enter our little competition. Every week we do it. A $500 gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers at stake, I believe. And just pick the winners. You don't have to worry about the spread. Just have some fun and we have a nice prize for you. And I believe you're gonna get to talk to Chick Magee on the radio if you're a big winner every week. So get that done right now. Bobandtom.com Once again, this is our program. We come to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Box Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You are not helping.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff Oskay. Hey, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick Magee. Coming up, we have some fascinating things in the world of news and a great world record I'm very excited about. But first you have what NFL news.

[Chick McGee]

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy. Of course, his mom's name is Miss.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't just do something. Sit there.

[Chick McGee]

Sit there. He's a long shot to play against the Saints on Sunday due to a toe injury. He stubbed his toe.

[Christy Lee]

Turf toe.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that hurts, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard turf toes. Excruciating.

[Christy Lee]

What is turf toe?

[Chick McGee]

You know, sometimes you in the middle of the night, you stub your toe on a Lego, huh? How much does that hurt?

[Josh Arnold]

I like that bit.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, you bang it up against the turf and it jams the jam. Toyota. Toyota.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I'm brought to you by Toyota. I don't know why I said toy. Coach Kyle Shanahan said yesterday Purdy couldn't practice after getting hurt in a season opening win at Seattle. If he can't play backup quarterback for the 49ers. That's right. Mac Jones. And his mom's name is Mrs. Jones. No, it's. It's Myth Jones.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a weird. This is very odd that you would.

[Chick McGee]

Go into my audience.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Hey, louder. You coughed over the lisp.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody coughed at all.

[Christy Lee]

But he coughed at all. What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

The louder it is, the clearer it is.

[Josh Arnold]

You saying Toyota. You're hearing phantom cough.

[Tom Griswold]

You're saying Toyota. Kim, remove. Hey, here, listen. Careful. Here comes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but turn it up.

[Tom Griswold]

He clearly says myth.

[Chick McGee]

Claire. Isabel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Mrs. Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

He does.

[Chick McGee]

You ever say Toyota instead of Toyota? Kansas City Chiefs are downplaying emotional outburst during their season opening loss to the Chargers down there in Brazil where it's spring.

[Josh Arnold]

Weirdos.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

Tight end Travis Kelsey misses or Mr. Taylor Swift. He confronted right tackle Juan Taylor who was penalized four times. Linebacker Drew Tranquil. It's a linebacker in the NFL. I'm Drew.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

He had words for defensive tackle.

[Tom Griswold]

They were going to call him the tranquilizer, but it just didn't really sound very threatening, you know, hey, watch out for the tranquilizer.

[Chick McGee]

Xavier Worthy, the fastest man alive, got injured by Travis Kelsey. The teammates. How does that happen? He ran right into him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on there? And TCU college football, the Horned Frogs. Anybody aware of this great program there in Texas? It's in Texas. Texas Christian University. Tcu.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be weird if it was in Mississippi with a name like that.

[Chick McGee]

Of course they were.

[Tom Griswold]

Or be very word if they were Jewish.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're not.

[Christy Lee]

What's going on at tcu?

[Chick McGee]

You won't see Arthur Koufax quarterbacking Texas anytime soon. Very diverse faculty, concessions at football games. Right. They're all delicious. You remember. Remember the horseshoe shaped pretzel the Indianapolis Colts introduced this year?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, the old double turter.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a rather unfortunate visual, but a very tasty.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet it's delicious. I love soft pretzels.

[Chick McGee]

The people at TCU saw BYU sell selling thousands of 16 inch long donuts called cougar tails. And they're just as horrifying as you now. TCU's colors, purple and white. So they're starting the purple corn dog.

[Josh Arnold]

And I believe so.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a picture of that. There it is right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

The least appetizing thing I've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, your thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it looks like. Yeah, you know, when you eat. Thank you, Pat. When you eat beets and everything comes out that bloody red, it looks like if you ate too many blueberries and your. Your fecal emission was the color of it is absolutely, totally unappetizing.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is it shaped and textured so turdescently?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like it has flies on it or something.

[Chick McGee]

It's a hot dog and mozzarella cheese inside there, dipped in batter, fried in panko, dusted with powder and drizzled with a sweet and spicy honey and they arrive.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds delicious. But the visual, at least that particular one looks very unappetizing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they just need a smattering of corn kernels throughout it to really sell it.

[Chick McGee]

No, it doesn't look like anything, but.

[Tom Griswold]

There are some bean sprouts at the bottom because it looks kind of like a, like someone chopped off the Hulk's penis or grimaces. Yeah, yeah. It is really unappetizing.

[Chick McGee]

It's hard to look at.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, there's got to be something wrong with you if you're producing something like that. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you're the healthiest.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

We should consider that maybe that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson apologized to Bill's fans. He shoved. After the fan made contact with both down DeAndre Hopkins and Jackson as they celebrated Hopkins third quarter touchdown Sunday night against the Bills in Buffalo. Lamar. Lamar said, I don't know who it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Just chill. Next time just, you know, you can.

[Al Jackson]

Talk trash and stuff, but keep your hands to yourself.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, Lamar. Don't forget, keep your hands to yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Georgia Satellites. Great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a great song and apparently it's a cover, but. Yeah, I don't care. They own it. Yeah, yeah, that's. The original band has to go, oh, no, that's yours now.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song.

[Chick McGee]

It is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

How does the original band get paid? They get paid though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they get all the money.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, remember Peter Frank, Mr. Frampton at the Baby I Love Your Way by UB40 or whoever the hell it was.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. He got a lot of money. It saved his life.

[Chick McGee]

He was at a time when he.

[Tom Griswold]

Had some good timing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, the first guy, I saw a close up video of the players being shoved. The first guy laughs it off.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, he's, he scored touchdown. He's in that glove.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he, the second dude got a little.

[Chick McGee]

Lamar openly said, I absolutely forgot where I was and someone shoved me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How was the guy, how did the guy happen to be there? I don't understand.

[Chick McGee]

No, they were in the end zone.

[Christy Lee]

They were jumping into the end zone.

[Chick McGee]

The grandstands are like, I don't know, a couple feet right away from the back of the end zone. It's an old time stadium.

[Christy Lee]

They're low to the ground. So it was. The kid was right there.

[Chick McGee]

He was easily.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, everyone's all excited. Nobody got hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but the kid was being a punk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know me, normally I take the side. The audience, is this the guy that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Been banned for life from all NFL games. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Indefinitely.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they do that? They have a picture of this idiot at every stadium and. Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I wonder. How would they know?

[Chick McGee]

Are you guys kidding me?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

There's someone out there who knows where all of us are all the time.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way they would know if you were in a stadium.

[Chick McGee]

Wake up and smell the facial recognition. Come on, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Christy, I have an idea for you. What a lot of stadiums now require. I guess, ladies and gents, if you have a purse, it can only be of certain dimensions.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Or in some cases. And then in some cases, the clear ones can be bigger, but not at all places.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no hard and fast rule. If you're going to any place, call in advance. Has. This is a question. I don't know the answer to this. Have any of the. What are the high end purses?

[Christy Lee]

Yes and yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you can get like a high end. What is the name of a high end?

[Christy Lee]

Well, like a Gucci bag or a Lego bag.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make or do any of them make clear? They do logoed purses that are tiny.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And there are. I think Dior makes one, too. And there are people that are taking old purses and tearing them apart and making them into the clear bag so that it looks like a Gucci bag with a Gucci strap. But it's been, you know, secondhand market.

[Chick McGee]

You can have a trim around it as long as you can see right into the purse.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's a definite market for that.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're getting a little bit fascist with some of the. What's. It's got to fit within the lines here and it's like a quarter inch over. And, you know, really maybe open it up. What's in there? A driver's license and a credit card. I think we're going to be okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You're so pro TSA and so anti this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just think that there's. They need some hard and fast rules. You. You go to these places and it's completely arbitrary. I was just wondering if there was.

[Chick McGee]

Arbitrary at all their guidelines.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I can. Mark Jacobs, Tory Burch, Clear Marc Jacobs bag.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I want nothing. A normal clear bag.

[Christy Lee]

The ones that are secondhand, that are made like that I've seen are really cool. Actually. I'm kind of sad. I didn't mind.

[Tom Griswold]

So in other words, people are. It's like modifying a car. They're buying an old one and completely redoing it.

[Christy Lee]

Like, you Saw the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the cowboy boots that looked like they were.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Louis Vuitton.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You're going to a sporting event and you're worried about the. The brand of your effing bag. You're a garbage person.

[Christy Lee]

Wake up.

[Josh Arnold]

You are.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, you are.

[Pat Godwin]

That's ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

People have to see that I have money and I have ridiculous. Yeah, but that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because Josh isn't Miss Succatina. 2025.

[Chick McGee]

Where's that competition held?

[Tom Griswold]

Who wanted her clear?

[Chick McGee]

Socatina. 2025.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Okay. The second hand bags that I've seen like that that have been made or.

[Josh Arnold]

Second hand is one thing, like a.

[Christy Lee]

Hundred bucks that they've redone.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think that's actually kind of. Of that actually requires some crafting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's really kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think that's kind of.

[Christy Lee]

I would not buy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the brand new ones that I think are.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're making brand new ones, though, that are clear.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is a little much.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, here's a Versace one for 4300.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was gonna say I saw a couple that were in the thousands. Yeah, that's what I'm talking.

[Tom Griswold]

It's clear.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I think the last time Ms. Pat. Ms. Pat was in here, she had purse. It was 10 grand, wasn't it?

[Christy Lee]

St. Laurent. It's $2,500.

[Josh Arnold]

She's not great with money. I never would have guessed that her dog's house is bigger than my house. I remember.

[Chick McGee]

And if you don't think they're listening, let's do this experiment.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'd like to purchase at some point? Maybe a croquet set for my backyard. Wouldn't that be interesting? Josh, would you come over and play croquet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, would you be willing to come out and try my new croquet set? Sure. Now, later on this morning, we'll hear, we'll get emails about a croquet set. You're. Oh, is it true you're going to want to buy a croquet set? Well, check these out. You wait and see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Well, thank you very much. Do you know how to score in croquet?

[Chick McGee]

No, I do not. No. I know how to send people, though. You hit your ball and put them right in the woods.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Mrs. Obvious and I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then in the category, no one asked for this, we have the worst flavor of ice cream, possibly ever.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. That's me on the mouth harp. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Check.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Correction.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about, can you play a little bit of that Georgia Satellite song?

[Chick McGee]

Well, hell, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is not a cover song. That was written by Dan Baird of the Georgia Satellite.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys told me years ago that that was a cover song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And this room is where I learned.

[Pat Godwin]

That the last time you should say that.

[Josh Arnold]

So I'm not crazy, Pat. No, you're not. We both heard that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet you $10,000, I think Battleship Team.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there other one. Yeah. Dan Baird was in here and a very interesting guy. And he had left the Georgia Satellites. And you'll recall he said he left the Georgia Satellites because they'd become a Georgia Satellites cover band, which I thought was a great line. But, yeah, that's one of his tunes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. So good to know. It just reminds me to fact check everything I hear in here.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't just blanketly say in this room, yeah, it could have been somebody else like Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't say it was you.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I mean.

[Chick McGee]

For the good of the show, I'll say I said it.

[Christy Lee]

But Battleship Chains was written by Terry Anderson, first recorded by his band the Woods.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I don't even know what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

And later, that's their other hit.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that doesn't matter. It was another problem with this room we're talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The first song.

[Christy Lee]

You don't remember this song.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, I do. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about to kick in. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's about all I can handle.

[Josh Arnold]

I like. I do like this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Let it go for a second. It's got that.

[Chick McGee]

Breaking my rule.

[Tom Griswold]

Great guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, No, I love.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, what's your rule?

[Chick McGee]

No one yell. No yelling up hey at the start.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready to rock? Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

I know the original. I honestly do.

[Tom Griswold]

I always get.

[Josh Arnold]

They play it on outlaw country and stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

Georgia Satellites and the Black Crows mixed up. Hard to Handle is a cover from the Black Crows.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's a Notice of Running right there.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And why were you playing that again?

[Chick McGee]

Because Lamar Jackson said to keep your hands to yourself and.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep your hands to yourself.

[Chick McGee]

That's a song. There's a song.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a classic guitar riff. Very nice. Very nice. Okay, so we've sort of sorted that. I just wanted to get the correct information out there. So.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Remedy by the Black Crows? That's a great song. Remedy.

[Christy Lee]

She talks to angels.

[Chick McGee]

Jealous again? Nope. Don't care for it. Oh, twice as hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's all.

[Christy Lee]

Great song.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Elsewhere in sports, I'm deep in black crows.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we have. We have a world record, Tom, you'll be excited.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this world record.

[Chick McGee]

You're up. Here we go. Somebody start the clock here. In a minute, we're gonna have a timer, and we're gonna have a contestant. Okay, here we go. A free driver, a free diver.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me reset. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Big Difference has broken the Guinness world record for the longest time breath held voluntarily underwater mail.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Vitamir Marechic.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to say he reached seven.

[Chick McGee]

Somewhere in the Sevens, submerged his face underwater and floated in the same spot for.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to go eight.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can't play because I know.

[Josh Arnold]

You can breathe through his ears.

[Tom Griswold]

It's impossible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, think impossible.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. 37 minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

What's your guess, Jeff?

[Josh Arnold]

I know the answer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. 29 minutes, 3 seconds.

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Something's going on.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something.

[Chick McGee]

He's breathing through his ear.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he would be dead.

[Christy Lee]

He'd be dead. You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Who's that guy?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised this guy isn't in porn movies.

[Chick McGee]

Who's that guy in the corner?

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies, ladies. What is his name? Vladimir.

[Chick McGee]

Vitomir.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever his name is.

[Chick McGee]

Who's that guy in the corner? Licking his eyebrows and breathing through his ears.

[Josh Arnold]

So he's essentially doing what we used to call the dead Man's float y.

[Chick McGee]

That's always.

[Tom Griswold]

But almost. Almost half an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, how the hell is he.

[Chick McGee]

The previous record was 24 minutes.3 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, if you're the person in charge of watching him, how do you know he's not dead and just floating?

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

They probably have.

[Josh Arnold]

His bowels didn't evacuate.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the guy. The guy. The guy that came in. Came in second. Yeah, I. But this guy, he's one of these guys that. What's that movie where they. They grab the weight and they go.

[Chick McGee]

Flying down the big blue divers?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a Few Good Men.

[Tom Griswold]

Very helpful.

[Christy Lee]

Some of those people. It doesn't end well. We've seen that documentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I've seen that too.

[Chick McGee]

That cave. Those underwater caves freak me out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, are you guys talking about the documentary?

[Tom Griswold]

Blub Glub, you idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that be a great first scene? Or you just see a calm ocean and then blub.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? They're trying to murder this guy in a bathtub and he's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm holding him for 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a toaster.

[Chick McGee]

We need a little something extra over here.

[Christy Lee]

So is it possible to breathe through your ears? Seriously? I mean, it's all connected.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, if this guy figured it out, he should let us know. That way we can all.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a. Wait a minute, May. You might know this. Pat, isn't there a thing I want to say in clarinet playing where they can. Oh, the continuous circular breathing or something where you somehow can keep blowing out.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly what it's called.

[Tom Griswold]

It is that using both your nose and your mouth rather than your ears.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that can't be possible in this case.

[Chick McGee]

What are you saying? He had a clarinet sticking out of the water. Breathing through that?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. It was a bassoon. But thank you for the clarification.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you for the clarification.

[Tom Griswold]

Today's misinformation brought to you by Toyota.

[Chick McGee]

Squidward plays the CL I understand Otis Redding did have the record.

[Tom Griswold]

Dan Barrett.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder how the hell he did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Can you train your lungs to get bigger?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, this guy trained for nine months.

[Josh Arnold]

You can train your lungs, but I.

[Pat Godwin]

But there's no oxygen in the brain for 20 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Christy, this guy is super handsome.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was kind of expecting and sort of hoping he'd be, you know, just this really hideous looking.

[Chick McGee]

But aren't his cheeks puffed out?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, he looks like he's on the COVID of gq. Really, really good looking.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Video this.

[Chick McGee]

You got to look it up. Christy Vitomir V I T O M.

[Josh Arnold]

I R. Wonder if he dives in that moth.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

She's adapted for half an hour. He's incredibly adept at Cunningus. Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we implied that.

[Chick McGee]

Marichich M I m a says here's.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit more information.

[Chick McGee]

Cheat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God. Yeah. He's.

[Tom Griswold]

He was supported by pool noodles laying belly down in the tank. Pool noodles holding onto the side with his face submerged.

[Christy Lee]

He has goggles on. He's in a full wetsuit.

[Tom Griswold]

His support team had free diving judges around him constantly monitoring him to ensure his safety.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. He was allowed to take a breath every 30 seconds. Hey, good looking guy, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Very fit.

[Lee Kimbrell]

He's all right.

[Josh Arnold]

If you like in shape, guys.

[Pat Godwin]

You girls like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, in shape. Great head of hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Handsome. God, I hate this guy.

[Chick McGee]

He's making my wetsuit wet. I'm sorry. There's something there, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

He said after the 20 minute mark, everything became easier. What?

[Chick McGee]

Bull.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he said. I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

You probably reach passing out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. State of euphoria, right? I wonder how this is.

[Christy Lee]

How's your brain not shut down?

[Josh Arnold]

I think Christie's onto something. It has to do with the ears in some way.

[Chick McGee]

It has to. I hold my breath and.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because his ears are covered by his wetsuit.

[Chick McGee]

I do have a secret method. I hold my breath until my dead grandmother comes to me and say breathe.

[Pat Godwin]

Now I see the light.

[Christy Lee]

But that even makes it more. If his ears are covered, water's not getting in it. So he could use it some way.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he's breathing out his backside. It could it be ass breathing?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

People talk out of their ass all the time, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something?

[Chick McGee]

Not only that, if you pay case.

[Tom Griswold]

You'Re wondering why none of us are scientists.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the guy who plays a clarinet out his ass? It's unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing. We need to put it. When this next time this guy tries this, we need to put a kazoo on this guy's ass. And if we hear anything.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I. I'm surprised we don't have a ass kazoo player that's coming through here.

[Chick McGee]

This all of a sudden is white trash heaven. I didn't know it was an above ground pool. What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

In a house? Yeah, in some living room.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're. That's to monitor it for the Guinness. I love those.

[Chick McGee]

And that's a nice chair that woman's sitting in too. Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

He says this is pretty interesting. The old record was 13 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

No, the old record in your story that you typed was 24 minutes, three seconds.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom Cruise do six.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but he was fully submerged.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The first record was 13 minutes and 42 seconds set in 1959.

[Christy Lee]

So it says even after so long underwater, he doesn't appear to be gasping for air when he comes back up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Can we all. There's some. Something to this.

[Christy Lee]

Look at this picture. I don't know what he's doing there. What do you think that is?

[Josh Arnold]

He's like. He's got his stomach, abdomen completely sucked in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

His diaphragm holding his.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And he's holding his rib cage at the bottom.

[Christy Lee]

I'm skeptical of all of that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that he's cheating in any way. I think there's something that there must be some. No natural thing that he's able to do. Yeah. I don't know what it is, though.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a mind trick. He says there's something about relaxing the mind. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

But the brain needs oxygen.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

He said everything got worse physically. Especially for my diaphragm because of the contractions.

[Tom Griswold]

We should have taken the pill. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

An implant in the arm.

[Chick McGee]

You know what they call a lady who uses a diaphragm? That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's get back to the sports page with Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

That's it. Other than if you'd like to hear some black crows.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is always great. Were diaphragms considered somewhat ineffective?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember they were pretty popular.

[Tom Griswold]

I think a couple kids, little kids. Babies were. Were born holding on to one. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

My cousin was. Oh, how did. How did he come about. Oh, diaphragm.

[Tom Griswold]

I was like, oh, okay. Oh, well, now.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen a girl put a diaphragm in?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Like, it's a turn off. It's like a circus. What do you call those people that flip around and stuff?

[Christy Lee]

Acrobats.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's unbelievable.

[Pat Godwin]

It's quite unique.

[Chick McGee]

I've never had see you squat down like a catcher.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, do you use. Is there a tool that you use your hand? Don't you use the McGee clamp?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can make it. You know, you could make it part of your foreplay and put it in there with your teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, great.

[Chick McGee]

I just.

[Josh Arnold]

I respect anyone. I mean, as all Women know birth control is 100 responsibility.

[Pat Godwin]

It has been from day one.

[Tom Griswold]

Single man judgment. Okay, now what's coming up, Christy Lee over there.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have an interesting cruise ship story. This time a guy jumps off. He survived.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Very interest.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he want to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did it on purpose.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think there may have been a setup.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Well, the fact that there was a jet ski right there to save him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did he want to be saved?

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

It was weird.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's a reason he jumped off the bus.

[Christy Lee]

We'll have that coming up.

[Chick McGee]

To stage your own death. You can't have your getaway plain as day with a jet ski.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we know what comic was playing that boat?

[Pat Godwin]

It was Rhapsody of the Seas. I could find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think we can all say it at the count of three if you want. If you want to make them mad.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up this way. That guy had a banjo.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, comedian Lee Kimbrell is going to be joining us. I'm excited I about that. We'll also talk with comedian Al Jackson. Coming up, the worst flavor of ice cream, I think in history. We got toucans in the news. The bird. We've got cow news. We've got an interesting story about a pornographic. The exposure to pornography and what that does to. I think this is so obvious.

[Christy Lee]

It's not a surprise to any.

[Josh Arnold]

It leads to healthy sexual relationships.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Or it makes you horny.

[Tom Griswold]

And then here's something you don't want your brother or anyone actually to do to you. It involves scissors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And your testicles. Oh, my. That's all on the way from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, Patrick Godwin. There's Jeff Osk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

To.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I can stir up the debate a little bit. More here.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And I've been told that Georgia Satellites also did Hippie Hippie Shake.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Obviously. Was obviously a cover.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I love this song now. Yeah. Remember the original artist?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I know the Beatles covered it.

[Chick McGee]

Philly and the Banana Boys.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was the Swinging Blue Jeans. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Swinging.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure it wasn't the occasions?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, goodness, man, that scared me.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought that was it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I didn't think he was about to say four.

[Chick McGee]

That's identical.

[Tom Griswold]

Made it a little quicker, right, Pat? Little quicker, little heavier.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But still good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The Swinging Blue Jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

Start. Start that Swinging Blue Jeans. Listen, if you. Yeah, it sounds like he's about to cuss real bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Okay. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

That is terrible.

[Christy Lee]

That is terrifying as.

[Pat Godwin]

That's like a godwin mistake.

[Josh Arnold]

We jumped out of our chair.

[Tom Griswold]

He's saying. He's saying four for goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just that that pho sound as we learn. As Christy Lee learned with the Fuku Tuku bank. Oh yeah, you gotta say foo. Not. Not the FA or like in Christmas FA la la.

[Pat Godwin]

We jumped out of our seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That F is very tough. Yeah. The Swinging Blue Jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember. Do you remember the occasions? Okay, Shuns.

[Josh Arnold]

The occasions are they rock the boat.

[Chick McGee]

Who are who?

[Josh Arnold]

What do they do?

[Chick McGee]

I'm a girl watcher.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a girl watcher.

[Chick McGee]

The occasions.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a girl watcher.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song.

[Chick McGee]

Watch a girl show. I love their movies.

[Christy Lee]

Watching girls go by.

[Chick McGee]

They're crazy asses.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the studio. That's the.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a non radio edit.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you remember this when you would say, oh, that's the import. We'd have all this music. Oh, it's from. It's from England.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well I. I got you remember the. The Elton John. The England version of that album?

[Chick McGee]

11, 17, 70 here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

17, 11, 70. There, there. Ladies and gentlemen, the Occasions. So ragged and wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Great guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Just one simple guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Van got a.

[Tom Griswold]

Get inside. Here comes. Here comes one now.

[Chick McGee]

Does this smell like chlorophone to you?

[Josh Arnold]

About a size 14.

[Chick McGee]

I'm wearing a great big fat girl.

[Josh Arnold]

You're about a size 14.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is the sword hippie still in use?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so. I still use it every now of years in a couple again.

[Chick McGee]

I say dirty hippie sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I enjoy that. But what about. Because yuppie has pretty much disappeared.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was only for sure a while.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think yuppie ever really caught.

[Josh Arnold]

On the 80s, it was big.

[Chick McGee]

It was out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Petty has it in.

[Pat Godwin]

Married a Yuppie.

[Chick McGee]

That's only because it rhymes with Puppy Guppy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you don't hear yuppie anymore.

[Chick McGee]

But you don't hear Tom Petty anymore.

[Christy Lee]

No. Sadly, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well done.

[Pat Godwin]

No new music.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we've heard enough.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what?

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oski angering America. There's a lot of music out there. Let someone else.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Angers America.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

What would you like to listen?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that is kind of how life works.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I feel like right now? I feel like hearing Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Even the third.

[Pat Godwin]

That scared me again.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, it's on your mind a lot more.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, yeah, I. I'm a little cautious lately. No gunshot.

[Josh Arnold]

Cautiously.

[Tom Griswold]

You suppose. At the old folks home. Now you get the. Get that guy that the. The old, old, old hippie. The hippie. Hippie shakes. He now has Parkinson's.

[Chick McGee]

He now has Parkinson's. Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle.

[Pat Godwin]

Alcoholic Wavy Gravy.

[Christy Lee]

I know one of his closest friends has that.

[Tom Griswold]

Next time I see him, we'll talk about the hippie. Hippie shared.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, as long as he's not an art director, I think he should be okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

His mouse gets a little more action these days.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God, you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody jokes about him more than that guy himself. He actually hires out to be one of those mice jigglers for people who work from home.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. Yeah, the mouse jiggler himself. Okay, are we finished with our sports broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

One more thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't forget the Bound.

[Chick McGee]

That's sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Little dead eye Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Very helpful. Now we find. Speaking of hippies.

[Chick McGee]

Christy ever stare into one dead eye?

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me? Christy has her. Her hippie down the barrel. Hippie blouse on today.

[Chick McGee]

Right down the barrel. Tom, you ever stare into one? Right down the barrel.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa, here it come.

[Christy Lee]

New research out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes it goes off when you're just cleaning it.

[Christy Lee]

I know you have no control over that.

[Chick McGee]

I did not mean hot shower.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're gonna stay on this topic. Kind of. New research suggests heterosexual men rate their partners less favorably after watching porn.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting. And sad.

[Christy Lee]

The study found men exposed to explicit content reported lower levels of attraction, satisfaction, and intimacy with real life partners.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, this is bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Agree.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how I feel after I watch Rachel Ray make something like. You see this chicken piccata? Like, come on. And this is what you serve?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What psychologists say. The findings highlight the unrealistic expectations that pornography can create. They also note the effects may be temporary, but could strain your relationship over time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you see stuff that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you this, this, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Should women now step up and start doing everything that's in porn?

[Christy Lee]

Josh, could you play that? Josh Angers America Isn't it now?

[Chick McGee]

Josh Angers Female America.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't this now on the response. Isn't this the responsibility of all women to start performing like porn stars?

[Christy Lee]

Are you crazy?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. I. I've got the name for the campaign. Just say yes. You ever notice that a porno portal movie, you don't get a lot of no's. You know I'm not doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I have known. We can't. We, we have tried fighting this for years. We can't.

[Chick McGee]

He says it all the time. And the porn movie should end with a woman having a baby.

[Pat Godwin]

Having a 14 year old. Having that conversation with him is, is it kind of can be a tough one.

[Christy Lee]

Have you had Batman?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I've had it with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now thankfully there are controls I think.

[Tom Griswold]

You need to specify.

[Chick McGee]

I was convinced.

[Tom Griswold]

Context.

[Chick McGee]

I was absolutely convinced. Yeah. It did sound like you're dating a 14 year old.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, 14 year old son.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's still it.

[Chick McGee]

I was convinced when I was a kid, I heard about reproduction. I was convinced that urine and urination had a great part.

[Josh Arnold]

You kind of think.

[Christy Lee]

I thought when guys did it, it all came out at once.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think the, the thing is you see things in these movies that are somewhat unrealistic.

[Josh Arnold]

It also desensitizes you in some way.

[Tom Griswold]

Much the same way Rachel Ray when she makes. What did you say? Chicken piccata.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, kick it up a notch in the kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

Chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

You see some, some guy come in and sauce it up with a 12 inch. What's the thing called that squirts?

[Pat Godwin]

Baster.

[Tom Griswold]

Baster. Thank you, Pat. That would have been. That would have been a much funny thing. That would have been a much funnier joke. Joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Write that down.

[Tom Griswold]

Much funnier joke. If I thought of the word baster, I was gonna guess at some point. Much the way it would have been a lot better if you'd said 14 year old.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have had some context to it. This entire break.

[Chick McGee]

You try to talk a 14 year old to having sex. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm guessing women must also be sort of disappointed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, about men?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think even more so.

[Pat Godwin]

It's changed the whole landscape.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I can't imagine being in my twenties and having.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't go for 35min and then 20 minutes later we didn't go again. What was your problem?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Or oh, that's your size.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been watching Lexington Steel videos all day.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Peter Norris.

[Tom Griswold]

I never went to a. One of those porno theaters like the one where Pee Wee got caught.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, same. I never did they.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they have like popcorn? I've always wondered, Candy, was it like a regular movie theater?

[Josh Arnold]

I've always wondered that.

[Tom Griswold]

Or would you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have a list.

[Josh Arnold]

You're out of napkins again.

[Chick McGee]

The one that we went to and I can't remember the one you sat down in one. You're out of napkins. Beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all fair questions. I think one guy goes, could I get my popcorn unsalted?

[Chick McGee]

People who are from more or less my age and from Columbus, Ohio, there were the Bexley and the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

For the adult cinema. And they. You would not know it was until you got inside. Did you go in? They had all the concessions and everything.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, well there was.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it strictly pornography or did they just.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely pornography.

[Tom Griswold]

Seven days a week.

[Chick McGee]

Seven days a week, 24 hours a day.

[Pat Godwin]

Were people getting away with doing anything?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if it was like if there was a sort of a gentleman's unspoken agreement that you did. Hey, none of us are beaten off in here.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

That's quite a gentleman's agreement.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine if they'd had reclining seats back then?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, was it. So you're suggesting that it was, if you will, a spank bank situation. You'd go in and get yourself loaded. I've always assumed that it was.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, go in and get yourself loaded? What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, loading the bank with.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that people would right there. Activate the appropriate accoutrement and you know, they must have.

[Josh Arnold]

Must have.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

So would you put your popcorn down?

[Christy Lee]

I would hope so. You don't want to get that in your popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

But as you said, unsalted popcorn. You don't wanna. There's some friction issues.

[Tom Griswold]

So in any event. So what this, this study is suggesting.

[Christy Lee]

Is that something we already knew?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. It's pretty obvious that these movies are. Are kind of desensitizing people and it's not going to be that way. Ladies and gentlemen, now we have a lot to get to coming up. We have a non story out of NASA about Mars and we have the worst flavor of Ice cream ever. Coming up. We got cows, we got toucans, and we've got something that happened on an airline. Once again, that's rather unusual. How about that? We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's as I live and breathe, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, how you doing?

[Chick McGee]

All right. You should have a song to welcome a new comedian medium in the video studio.

[Pat Godwin]

I've done a lot of songs about comedians, but that's. That's not a bad idea. Welcome intro now.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome comedian, new comedian. There's Josh Arnold, Ace Crosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't give up your seat for Jeff Oscar. So you could go in the other room. What happened?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't give up my seat for no one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he makes the decisions, right?

[Chick McGee]

He don't give up his seat for nobody. That's except his English teacher. Thank you. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a special guest joining us in the studio. Comedian Lee Kimbrell is here with us. And Lee is on his way to the Commonwealth of Kentucky. He'll be in beautiful Lexington a week from tonight at Comedy Off Broadway.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, the Athens of the West.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I've never met Lee until just now. Is that a bowling shirt?

[Lee Kimbrell]

It kind of does resemble a bowling shirt. And Chick called them out as balloons.

[Chick McGee]

They look like balloons.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I believe it's more of an olive branch, ironically. I don't really know.

[Christy Lee]

And your wife bought you that, didn't she?

[Lee Kimbrell]

You nailed it. No, this was purchased for me.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Lee is rocking your look, Tom. He's shaved head guy. Yeah, just the mustache.

[Lee Kimbrell]

You part of the bald nation?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Why would you say I don't have a shaved head? Why would you say that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're bald.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't have a shaved head. This is different. I don't want to look like I'm on ch.

[Chick McGee]

Lee, don't take that.

[Josh Arnold]

Lee, you don't look that way. You don't look.

[Lee Kimbrell]

No, no, I appreciate it. Well, Josh is also rocking the bald look. I mean, I feel at home, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

When did you start losing your hair, young man? Okay, yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

22, 23.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah. Get out of the shower. You're doing everything right. Washing your face, you know, and your body and your balls with the same bar. Iris spring. And then there you go. You're just faced with your mortality. It just starts falling out immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. But I'm not going to give up the stuff I have on the sides.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Well, you still got the sideburns. Exactly. And they're really rocking.

[Christy Lee]

He's got it around the back, too. He's.

[Josh Arnold]

You have the mustache.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I have the mustache. If I didn't have the mustache, then, you know, you guys would think I was brave or something. So I just had to break it up in there, get a little third eyebrow.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you said that your wife bought that shirt for you.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I've got a regimen of like, what, what, two to three shirts? And then I've got my one pair of blue jeans. But any shirt that I get compliments on out in public, it was definitely purchased by my lady.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got a nice, happy look to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is kind of old school.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah. I appreciate it, man. And you get to show off the beef a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it almost looks terry cloth.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It is. It's very soft.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Breathable.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Not exactly a fall or a winter shirt, but I will probably rock it because I get compliments on it and that's all it takes.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you like when it's something freeing about a woman buying your clothes? You just go, okay, I'll just wear whatever she thinks she wants to see me in.

[Lee Kimbrell]

One less thing. Yeah, it's just one less thing to worry about.

[Tom Griswold]

And yet still you'll do the thing where you put it on and they'll give you the. Are you wearing that even though they bought it? She bought it for you, not me. I'm just saying in general. That's what I've heard.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Oh, that's psychological warfare.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a mighty fine backpedaling over there.

[Pat Godwin]

Way to spin it.

[Chick McGee]

Of all the flip flopping. I've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Our guest is comedian Lee Kimbrell. And now you said you're married. How long have you been married?

[Lee Kimbrell]

Recent. We got married July 7th. Yeah. Flew out to Vegas and got it done. She was about five months pregnant at the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sinners.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Or as we call it in Kentucky, a traditional marriage. We were engaged to be wed in October and, you know, then had to go out and make it official. You know, she didn't want to be 38 weeks pregnant at our wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

When is the. When is the baby due?

[Lee Kimbrell]

11:1. Right now. 11:1. She's 33 weeks, which is really, really long. Really. At any time at all. So, yeah, I'll get off the road. My last weekend on the road, last week as the first weekend of October, and then I'm gonna lock it down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

If I was at the Des Moines Funny Bone and her water broke, I would probably jump off of a cliff. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Knowing you'd be in trouble.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah. Or knowing I'd be in trouble. And also just what a nightmare that would be. I gotta experience it, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Although that is a good club.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great club.

[Josh Arnold]

You want the full money.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, we love you out there.

[Lee Kimbrell]

There in Des Moines.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with comedian Lee Kimmel. So have you taken the lessons? The. What is it? The Lama Lamaze class?

[Lee Kimbrell]

The Lamaze class. No baby lessons yet. Just cancel. You know, canceled a lot of our parent or friends who have already become parents and kind of leaned on our mom and dad. There's a lot of YouTube. We went and got the what to expect when you're expecting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. The Bible of pregnancy.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Which just like anything else that they've now, you know, broken it up into. What to expect when you're expecting in the first year, in the second year, in the third year. It's like when they could make one movie and then they bust it up into a whole trilogy or something. So there's just more books to buy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Been reading that one a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a boy or a girl coming? Do you know?

[Lee Kimbrell]

Got a little girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a yes or no question. Do you have a name?

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to tell us what.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It is you want to know.

[Pat Godwin]

His name's Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure, if you're. If you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Why not? I mean, I didn't get the sign off. We've been telling people we're gonna name her Francesca and call her Frankie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's so Sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sweet.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to ruin it for you. My dog's named Frankie.

[Tom Griswold]

Frankie. Well, dude, that's it.

[Lee Kimbrell]

That's why when you tell people they always go either my dog, my cat or I hate somebody named that. You know, Francesca works. Works man.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. And then you did it because that's the name of your ex girlfriend.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah, clearly. That's it. The girl who broke my heart initially, of course. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking with comedian Lee Kimbrough. We're gonna head over to the Silac Insurance news desk for a few minutes. We'll get back to the action in a second. What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Christy Van Leeuwen Ice Cream is teaming up with Carnival Cruise Line to create sunscreen flavored ice cream. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Do they know we're not eating sunscreen?

[Christy Lee]

Used to the brand said the flavor is designed as a cheeky nod to summer signature scent.

[Chick McGee]

A cheeky nod.

[Christy Lee]

And aims to combat what carnival calls the end of summer scaries.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard of the word scaries.

[Josh Arnold]

My sister in law right now is going through the end of summer scaries and it was the first time I'd heard somebody.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard that term either.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. An adult says that.

[Josh Arnold]

She didn't so much say scaries as. You know what? I'm really fighting summer ending.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what to end I want.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a lot of people are.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean surely you've heard of Sunday scaries.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Where you don't want to go to work on Monday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's that feeling you get Sunday evening. You're like oh man, a whole new work week ahead of me.

[Christy Lee]

Gen Zers have that really bad. They talk about it all the time. The Sunday scaries.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't want to get a week in my big pussy. Gen Z. I'm so sick of this. Geez.

[Josh Arnold]

There is a little bit of that.

[Lee Kimbrell]

God, I was worried about saying balls earlier.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you just doubled down.

[Tom Griswold]

Said it twice. So SPF flavored ice cream. What does that even? So I guess I assume it's based on the smell.

[Josh Arnold]

Must.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

That's like Crewex gravy. What the hell? Why would you.

[Tom Griswold]

What's next? Yeah, well, we've got our new cherry chapstick ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

Chapstick would make more sense than spf.

[Christy Lee]

That's a mouth associated my cherry Vaseline. I love love this for. It's wonderful.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you know she has that cherry Vaseline for her lips. She won't put it on her butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that's, by the way, ironically. Ironically. That is a cherry.

[Chick McGee]

I begged her to put it up.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't believe that'd be a good name. Would that be a good name for a porn star? Cherry butt.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

She'd have to. That. She'd have to change her name after the second movie.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, gentlemen, it's Cherry Bar to the stage.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, there's sort of like, there's sort of a rule apparently among females, female porn stars, that you don't jump to anal too quickly. You want to build, like, the anticipation of. Is she ever going to do one of those scenes? They get more money.

[Chick McGee]

It's capitalism. I mean. Yeah, yeah. Make it worth my while.

[Tom Griswold]

You, you, you are concerned with the career arc of a porn star.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that. I've talked to a handful of them. I had a friend who was in the business, and so I would have lunch with porn stars and stuff. I remember one.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have to be careful not to order tacos and then say to the poor gal, oh, this reminds me of you in your last movie?

[Josh Arnold]

And so I would sit back and just hear them talk. And I remember one of them goes, what was. Oh, London was her name.

[Chick McGee]

And you had lunch with London Keys?

[Josh Arnold]

No, and I'll tell you, I'll tell you why. She was supposed to be there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got another London?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, but London couldn't make it. She, they, she texted halfway through lunch saying that she had had a particularly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

And was resting.

[Christy Lee]

She couldn't sit down.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if she stood up for longer than eight seconds, she would fall out.

[Pat Godwin]

Walk around with a pillow.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I've lost my train of thought. What are you talking about now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, she had, she had worked really hard to save the day before and so was resting, which. Hey, that makes sense. You know, you have lunch with Tom Brady after.

[Pat Godwin]

On a Monday, probably iced up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It says here London Keys is 36 years old. That doesn't seem right because I know who she is and I haven't watched for decades.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree with you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who.

[Chick McGee]

If she's 36, I'm 19.

[Josh Arnold]

Then we should not have been watching her videos.

[Chick McGee]

No, definitely not.

[Christy Lee]

School of Aging.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, and in any event, where can we get SPF flavored ice cream if.

[Christy Lee]

You'Re on a carnival cruise?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. Now, have you guys heard of Van Leeuwen ice cream?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah, pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

They're known for doing a lot of different flavors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're, they're, they hooked up. They hook up. They hooked up with the off people last year. Yes, they're, you know, I've tried that. They're, they're bug spray ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

Same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Just delightful. Wow. Okay. No, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

We have more cruise news coming up. We'll go from Carnival to Royal Caribbean.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad always said that I was cruising for a bruise.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you've pat, you've played the cruise ships, all of them. Now our guest comedian Lee Kimbrell. Have you played the cruise ships?

[Lee Kimbrell]

Haven't been out on the boat yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, when you hear what happened on this particular boat, I think you'll find it rather interesting. The guy is alive, but that's all. I'm going to leave it right there right now.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee are coming up up. Americans having less sex and jumping off a cruise ship. In the news from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Did I just say that? I'm Chick. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We're joined in the studio by comedian Lee Kimbrell. He is going to be at Comedy Off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky, coming up on Thursday, September 18th.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

He joins us here in the studio. Newly married, about to have the first child on the way. Just, just, just down the road.

[Josh Arnold]

Exciting.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Really is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah. I mean, she's seven weeks out. I've been confused by this. I've lived my whole life thinking that a pregnancy was nine months. It is. Every bit of 10 months.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's 40 weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

It's 40 weeks.

[Lee Kimbrell]

40 divided by four. That's 10 months.

[Christy Lee]

I am so with you, Lee.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I don't know why that is out there.

[Christy Lee]

I don't either.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It's fully just erroneous information.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever changed a diaper?

[Lee Kimbrell]

I have not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Watch some video. I did a lot of pro bono babysitting when I was a kid. I have a ton of little cousins. They just rattled off a bunch of cousins like every year from 98 to 06. So I've got a bunch of like child care experience.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know, changing a diaper is.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It'S a religious experience, from what I understand.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you get so good. At some point you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you get it's become such so second nature. You'll find yourself with a hot dog in your mouth and.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Well, that's what I found because I do. I've got a bit of a, you know, gag reflex. Easy, Chick. But, you know, I heard when it's your own, you know, you kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

You kind of deal with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Those changing stations they have at various.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I'm looking forward to it, man. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I got time every now and again. What's with kids? Because I've had to change plenty of diapers my life where they just want to kick. Like every fifth or sixth diaper changes.

[Christy Lee]

They don't want anything to do with it.

[Chick McGee]

They have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They just wanted to keep kicking and not stop.

[Christy Lee]

They want that diaper put back on.

[Chick McGee]

You ever. Are you aware of the. Is it a phenomenon where the kids go absolutely stiff? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting, too.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what they're doing, but.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever known anyone who's done the toilet training where they just let the kids run around with no diaper or underwear on?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. That's a thing.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Trying to house break a baby.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, exactly.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I mean, and then what? Take them to the toilet when they gotta go? Or you're just like, you know. Plastic. Yeah, that's a trip. I don't know if I. I don't know if I've got it in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you'll. You'll be learning. All of them.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Spraying them with a spray bottle.

[Christy Lee]

I did not use that.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah, I believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's. We're gonna get back to the news desk because we got a couple quick stories. We've been talking about this guy in the cruise ship. What happened again?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it happened on a Royal Caribbean cruise. A passenger jumped overboard in Puerto Rico to avoid paying more than $16,000 in a gambling debt that he. He acquired on board.

[Chick McGee]

On board. It happened on board.

[Christy Lee]

Jay Gonzalez Diaz jumped into the water when the Rhapsody of the Seas disembarked at the port of San Juan. He was brought to shore by someone who is passing by on a jet ski. Further investigation revealed Mr. Gonzalez Diaz owned, owned, owed the crew line more than $16,000 in casino and gambling expenses. By the way, when authorities asked him his full name, he told investigators, if you guys were good at your job, you should know that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a really long name.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He actually had like five aliases, and he'd been wanted for other charges and other places. And when they found him, he was carrying $14,600 in cash, two phones, and those five IDs. If he was 16,000 in debt, does that mean at one point he was dead? I mean, he did. He. He must have really been gambling is what I'm saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they let you take a marker? Take a marker on a boat?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they've got you captive Pretty much, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But just. It's like a regular.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like a regular casino.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Wow. Okay, well.

[Christy Lee]

And what about this passing jet ski? I mean, come on, didn't you think he radio ahead?

[Tom Griswold]

And that's what I'm wondering. Did he call one of his buddies.

[Christy Lee]

And say, yeah, I'm gonna jump. You guys gotta come pick me up.

[Tom Griswold]

How far is it to the water?

[Pat Godwin]

Depends.

[Christy Lee]

Depends on what deck you're on. And I was wondering how far up.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what, though? A passing jet ski. If you. If you're in the water and there's a cruise ship within eyesight and you go, man, I. Please help me. I fell off of that cruise ship.

[Pat Godwin]

They're forced to stop to help you, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm just saying, anybody on a jet ski might go, yeah, yeah, of course I'll help you.

[Christy Lee]

But did he ask to be helped? I was thinking the other way. My brain went, God, don't pick me up. I'm trying to get the hell away from this. I don't want you to pick me up. I. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, don't take me back to the cruise ship, that's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, now you got a song about this.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure. On a warm September night on a cruise out of Puerto Rico, I was at the casino.

[Chick McGee]

Should have walked away.

[Pat Godwin]

Lost 16,000. Kept about 14K after a report that to Customs back in the USA. You got to know when to quit. Oh, how to outwit. Know when to jump. Make it look like you slipped it. Picked up on a jet ski floating in the ocean with five fake IDs. 14,000 in chips. You got to know what the fax is. You gotta pay your taxes. You may be a card shark, but you could be eaten by one. Never jump in the ocean with a pocket full of money. You have to report that. Oh, yeah, when the cruise is done.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He also didn't want to report the money because he would have to pay taxes. But if he was over 10,000.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing the math here. He's got 14,000 in cash on him. He owes them 16, right? Yeah, I. Who knows? But he jumping off the cruise ship. So was it. Was it docked or was it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they were.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they were.

[Christy Lee]

It was docked. Passengers were going off. He did not want to go off the regular way. He jumped.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they let you off if you owe them 16,000?

[Christy Lee]

No. That's why. Absolutely not let them off.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. That's kidnapping. They can't keep you on the boat, can they? Can they?

[Christy Lee]

They could talk to you.

[Pat Godwin]

You'll be arrested.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell? Oh, oh. Because he's still in international waters if he's on the boat.

[Pat Godwin]

It's really iffy out there, I'll tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know they gave you credit on the boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's crazy. Why would they do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, what else is happening, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, passengers on board, not a cruise, but a flight from Bali to Brisbane, were forced to pee in bottles and sinks after all the toilets on the plane broke.

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

The rear la.

[Tom Griswold]

What about number two?

[Christy Lee]

Of course you would go there.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean of course?

[Christy Lee]

It's a six hour flight. Could you not hold it? Well, the rear lavatory was already out of service when I guess Australian flights are.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah, odds are you got to.

[Christy Lee]

Sometime during the six hour flight, the remaining two toilets malfunctioned and could not be used, one passenger said. For the remaining three hours, the cabin crew informed us we would need to relieve ourselves in bottles.

[Josh Arnold]

Where do I poop?

[Christy Lee]

Or on top of whatever was already in the toilet. The passenger told the site that a foul smell filled the air and urine began seeping onto the floor. By the way, customers will be credited for the flight, according to Virgin.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that nice?

[Tom Griswold]

If I had to pee in a bottle.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I got stuck in traffic on the way up here last night and had to pee in a water bottle myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I've spent a lot of time on the road. I've kind of perfected the craft.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not easy. No.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're still, you're still driving while you're doing this?

[Lee Kimbrell]

Typically. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, but you were in traffic, so it was slow. Maybe even stop.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I was, I was. This was dead stop. But I've done it. I mean I can do it on the. How do you move?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I have to.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you have to cruise control. Do you have to proc. Control butt up so that it's not cuz with gravity.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I mean, 100% cruise control.

[Josh Arnold]

Right lane, wide mouth bottle.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Well, I can do it into a Capri Sun. I'm pretty good. That's a skill I can do into a juice box.

[Chick McGee]

Holy.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a whole different art form.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised you got your wife pregnant.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah, it still works.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Wow.

[Lee Kimbrell]

No, but right lane cruise control. Check the mirrors. You know, no school buses, no church vans.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, because that's. That's absolutely true.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Not going down again.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you don't just pull off.

[Josh Arnold]

On the side of the road.

[Pat Godwin]

You got to get there on time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you don't want to pee in front of a crowded laid law.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that would be a very rough flight if you ever wanted to pee into bo.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding. I mean, normally we hear stories about how they. They had to land somewhere, but in this case, were they over ocean or.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be the one time. The one time the stewardess gave you the whole can of Diet Coke.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty hard to beat indoor plumbing, you know. Yeah, yeah, it comes in handy.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee is over there at the Silac insurance news desk. What else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know how you hate Gen zers, Tom, but apparently bartenders across the country feel the same way. They're taking aim at the Gen Z for their latest quirk, refusing to start a bar tab. According to the New York Times, Gen Z apparently has a growing aversion to opening bar tabs, with many 20 somethings preferring to close out and pay after every drink, no matter how many beverages they order. The Times notes several factors that may contribute to the phenomenon. The generation not only consumes less alcohol than older drinkers, but they may also be more accustomed to one and done mobile transactions in their daily life because they're using the tap thing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, plus identity thefts. It seems perfect for that. Right? Just.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. While paying for each drink may make sense for young matrons, bartenders complain the behavior wastes their time, especially if customers are ordering elaborate drinks. One bar manager said for each moment that one of my guys is standing there fumbling with their cell phone, trying to unlock a code. It's time that is missed out serving the next person when you're three deep on a Friday night.

[Chick McGee]

So I'll have the mocha peach blow.

[Josh Arnold]

Fizz, please get a beer. And it's been so long since I've had to stand three deep at a bar.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really long.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. It still goes on. I just. Boy.

[Chick McGee]

And in the background, Bass, did you.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever get a drink off of somebody's bar tab and you didn't know that person? You just went, oh yeah, it's on their tab.

[Christy Lee]

No. Did you do that, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I had a scumbag moment.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Of course. Put it on.

[Christy Lee]

Smith, how many times have you left your credit card at the bar and had to go?

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, I always. I always. If I forgot, the bartender always chased me down kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're lucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have more regret if you have a bar tab of 180 bucks or if you have ten $18 tabs?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I wonder if they're. I mean, there must be tipping on each one.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope.

[Christy Lee]

That's probably another problem.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the gist of it was the tips were smaller.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

With when they did one drink at a time.

[Chick McGee]

It's interesting that they have it examined.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Down to. If I'm talking to you, I'm missing out on serving somebody else a drink. Yeah, cutting down on what, like 45 seconds or something, you know, Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we. We have time for one more story, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Firefighters in Virginia rescued a toucan that got trapped behind a dishwasher.

[Josh Arnold]

Behind a dishwasher in Virginia?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Maria Stagliano said that her bird named Chester initially fell into a toilet while she was cleaning. So she tried to rinse him off into the sink. Chester, when Chester suddenly did, disappeared.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

She soon realized he found a hole and slipped behind the dishwasher.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Is she torturing this poor animal?

[Christy Lee]

Though she tried to take the appliance apart, she ultimately had to call the Arlington Fire Department to help. He was reunited with his owner.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you just sprinkle some Fruit Loops on the ground?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Following your nose. The flavor of fruit.

[Tom Griswold]

So the toucan went from the toilet to the dishwasher?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, apparently she was cleaning the toilet. The toucan must have maybe been on her shoulder.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she wasn't. I thought she was cleaning the burger. Heard.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought so, too.

[Christy Lee]

She wasn't cleaning. Says while she was cleaning. So then she tried to rinse him off later in the sink in the kitchen.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I've never thought of anything being else. Being another pet being groomed. Other than puppy dogs, I guess. Cats. Yeah, but they lick themselves, Right?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know birds had to be washed.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a euphemism.

[Chick McGee]

Wash your bird.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Gotta wash your bird.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta go scrub. No. 2 can't.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of calling a guy gago, he's got a toucan behind the dishwasher. You know what I mean? We don't know what you mean.

[Chick McGee]

You know what this is? This is. This is angrily close to. It sounds like a sex move. Okay, you need to watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about that guy. That he's got a toucan behind his dishwasher.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've heard that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, one last wedding for his mom.

[Lee Kimbrell]

He could have. Could have fallen in the toilet while she was trying to, you know, toilet train her toucan.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe that's what she had a. I already had a pool cue in the shotgun rifle. That's what I heard.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding. Boy, I already lost a sandal at Virginia Beach.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, for the rest of the morning, we have to come.

[Christy Lee]

Up. We're going to have our history lesson.

[Chick McGee]

I already had his hat on backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

We have also, we have a sex in the news coming up. And the return of scrotox is back in the news.

[Chick McGee]

How to scrotox.

[Tom Griswold]

The, the. The. The botox for the scrotal area, of course.

[Chick McGee]

But right now, are you tired of a wrinkly scrotum?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently enough people are that it's in the news again. Right now it's time to check in with Josh because we. It's. It's the season.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure is. Tailgating season. Fall weather. Grilling outside is just the best in the fall. You get the smell of the crisp air, those leaves fallen, and of course the aroma of juicy Omaha steak filling. The breeze wafting down to your neighbors, making them jealous. That's right, Kevin. I'm having a good meal. You ever gonna return that hammer?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I may have gotten a little too personal. Omaha Steaks delivers the world's best steak experience. Enjoy USDA certified tender steaks. You know, I've been certified tender by many ex lovers.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you have.

[Josh Arnold]

Burgers cozy and convenient.

[Tom Griswold]

That conclusion rare. But this. But this announcement. Well done.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. They have those wonderful comfort meals like that meat lovers lasagna and tailgating favorites. You got your chicken wings, you got your smash burgers and those big delicious deli style franks, man. Right now, during their red hot sale event, you can get 50% off site wide@omaha steaks.com. that's half off everything, my friend plus Bob and Tom listeners, you get an extra $35 off with promo code BTS. Just put that in at checkout. I know my brothers and I will be fishing in a couple weeks. I'm gonna make sure I have a big old cooler full of Omaha steak sent to my brother's house so that we can grill up right there near the dock. And I am gonna get some of those bacon wrapped filet mignons. That's right. Boy, oh boy. You hear filet mignon, you go. Well, it doesn't get much better than that. No, no, no, wait. These are bacon wrapped. Well, you know, somehow you just made them better. Heartland quality food delivered right to your door. It's the perfect time to stock up with the exceptional handcrafted flavor and convenience of Omaha Steaks, America's original butcher since 1917. Man, that's like 40 years ago. Get fired up. For fall grilling with Omaha steaks, visit Omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wise during their red hot sale event. And for an extra $35 off, use our promo code BTS at checkout. That's 50% off at Omaha Steaks.com and an extra $35 off with promo code BTS BobTom show at checkout. See the site for details.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. By the way, don't forget there's a NFL game tonight. So this is a good opportunity for you to go to bobandtom.com and get yourself in our pigskin pick them competition because you could win yourself a nice gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. This is great. So get that done right now. Coming back, screw talks in the news. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

And it is, it is just fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

A delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sad that you all don't have this apple.

[Christy Lee]

Did you bring one for everybody?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Gala. I'm a gala man.

[Chick McGee]

I believe if you have an apple.

[Tom Griswold]

You go gala, not gala during the week.

[Chick McGee]

It'll keep the doctor weekends.

[Tom Griswold]

Gala.

[Josh Arnold]

I get a little gala on the weekends.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah, whatever's in whatever your. It's okay with me.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me all the d. Hello, Tom. I've known to yell.

[Chick McGee]

We got a special guest buddy joining.

[Tom Griswold]

A studio comedian Lee Kimbrell. So what kind of jobs did you have before you started doing comedy? Were you a bus driver? A computer technician?

[Lee Kimbrell]

Well, speaking of teaching, what you just brought up, I was an educator. Yeah. I went to college for secondary education at UK and moved up to Cincinnati and yeah, building sub for a while and then. Yeah, it was a tougher school. So some teacher had a mental breakdown after winter break and I just stepped in for him, started working full time for him.

[Josh Arnold]

What, what age?

[Lee Kimbrell]

First year, seventh grade, second year, ninth grade.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, tougher. Middle school, early high school.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Brutal. Yeah, used to be a teacher. That's when I was rich. That Gives you any idea of my current financial statement? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a computer savvy guy?

[Lee Kimbrell]

Not in the least. Almost illiterate when it comes to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I'm actually really scared of the future just because, I don't know, it seems to just be ramping up more and more and I don't. I barely know my way around a laptop.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not gonna get the new iPhone tomorrow.

[Lee Kimbrell]

No, my iPhone is in a case and it's still managed to be horrendously cracked and shattered and. Yeah, it's brutal.

[Tom Griswold]

What did they come out? You had the story yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

The new iPhone 12 or the 19th, I can't remember.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can pre order the 12th health, I believe. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in stores. You're gonna get one.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm not. I'm not gonna let myself. No, I say that every year and I go ahead and get one. I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna practice. What do they call?

[Tom Griswold]

Restraint.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not it. Yeah, restraint.

[Christy Lee]

They hit the stores on the 19th if you want to wait. Not order it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure, you know, but I'm the. I'm the big guy. I'm the pro max guy. I'm the biggest one. What's the biggest one you got? I want a phone the size of an iPad.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I want.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you just carry around an iPad? Bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I've looked at that.

[Chick McGee]

That might be a way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

They say it's got a better camera, though. That's all.

[Chick McGee]

If you say the new iPhone has a better camera. One more effing time.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys keep your old phones or you trade them in?

[Tom Griswold]

Trade.

[Christy Lee]

I just trade mine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I just traded in my last one. I have the 16.

[Chick McGee]

I have this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have a 15.

[Josh Arnold]

But I used to just keep them because I always assumed. Why?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, I suffer from this. Well, I don't suffer, but I have this condition known as a daughter. And she. Where's your. Where's your old phone?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So I give.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

Give those to her.

[Josh Arnold]

I would. I, I. This is a silly reason to keep my old phones. I always thought there might be a video idea where I need to throw a phone into a creek or something and so I hang on to.

[Tom Griswold]

So rather than get the 200 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I would say it was potential props for a Vine that, you know, you're.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's not, it's not that you're going to be Wanted by the law. And you don't want him to track you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not too worried about that, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

I got a whole bag full of stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Christy Lee is at the Silmac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Doctors say more men are seeking out so called scrotox procedures.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

For more aesthetic looking genitalia. Dr. Michael, Mike T. Senior doctor at.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Harley Street Skin Clinic.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Mike Trubolewski.

[Christy Lee]

Just call me Mike t. Reported that 10 years ago, men received scrotal Botox injections for medical conditions. But now patients are coming in for injections to achieve a smoother, less wrinkled appearance. Why? Dr. T warned that while botulism toxin is generally safe. Safe. It is important to receive treatment from a qualified medical professional. Don't get it from the guy in the street corner that's getting him. Is this shots out of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this for visual or is this for mouth feel?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Are you tired of looking at your wrinkly scrotum? I know I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It's never been a deal breaker exactly. For me. No one's ever been like, you know, Lee, I'm really into you, but your scrotum is just far too wrinkly.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are some long wrinkly balls.

[Chick McGee]

This has happened to me this morning, and I don't know if he wants me to tell this story or not, but it actually had him going to. Anyway, I walk in. Good morning, Tom. Oh, good morning, Chick. My left testicle is really a lot larger than my right. I don't know what's happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, due to a hernia.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. During his operation, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I had surgery Monday. Right. And as a result, you know, I've got ping pong ball versus.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how did I go?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a whole different thing.

[Chick McGee]

So I say I'm a good friend. Is it's supposed to be like that?

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna be out next week.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you go have it checked out? It's fine. And then he follows it up with. I think it's full of blood.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Who knows what the hell's he doing?

[Christy Lee]

Why would your testicles be fully. Your, your hernia is up by your belly button.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they do something down. I mean, they could leave you with a juggernaut.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, juggernaut.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever been in a street fight and gone home a little bleary eyed, a little drunk and piss and there's blood in your urine. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do that yeah, what does that have to do with anything?

[Chick McGee]

Me. Me either. You said blood in your testicle.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what's going on. They're just slowly swollen. I'm fine. That's private information. I'll never talk to you again.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Oh, get it.

[Chick McGee]

It is just a little swollen.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Sound like a perfect candidate for Scroex.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Honestly, Scrotox grow talks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. I don't know what this is for. I mean, if there's a medical condition, which I kind of wonder what that is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would do.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm sure it's something, but I. Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Botox, is that. That. What? Does it tighten up the skin? Is that what that does?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Tighten up.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. It's injected, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So. Well, the guy. The doctor goes, you're going to feel a little prick. So are you, doc. Is why I'm obsessed. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

No, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

There's also a new report out there that says Americans are having less sex than ever. The Institute for Family studies found in 1990, more than half of adults reported weekly sex. By 2010, the number dipped below 50%. And in 2024, fell under. Under 40%.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, women are getting uglier.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

A weird thing is happening.

[Josh Arnold]

What a crazy thing.

[Chick McGee]

They are really hard to make love to. They really are. Let alone have sex with. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Married couples still report more sex than singles, about 45% compared to 35%.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

But even they are down sharply from the late 1990s and early 2000s, when nearly 60% of married adults were having sex at least, least once a week.

[Tom Griswold]

So the only thing not dropping panties, apparently. Wow. Is that because of the distractions of contemporary society?

[Josh Arnold]

It must be.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you feel.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you've got.

[Chick McGee]

Right after this last episode of Battlestar. Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I'm not kidding.

[Christy Lee]

And then she's asleep, or, oh, I'm too tired, or I don't. Young adults are being hit the hardest. Nearly one in four aged 18 to 29 said they had no sex at all in the past year, double the share from just over a decade ago.

[Chick McGee]

We've talked about this, and it doesn't seem like sex or driving cars is important to this generation.

[Josh Arnold]

Not nearly as important as it used to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it because they're spending four hours a day looking at Instagram?

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of four, maybe even more. There are some who say that they're getting such. There's no such thing. Don't be fooled by the term dopamine addiction or anything. Because, because you can't.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, anyway, there are some that are saying that they're getting their pleasure elsewhere. Their, their brain chemistry, you know, the releases of serotonin and dopamine, all that.

[Christy Lee]

Stuff doesn't need to come from an orgasm.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now could it be that the people taking the survey are so busy having sex they don't have time to take the survey? I'd be throwing off the numbers.

[Christy Lee]

I wish that were the case. That'd be nice.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, I would do your survey.

[Josh Arnold]

But.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Also getting crazy desensitized to it just with the, with the phone and easy access to the, to the porno early on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you wonder, I think what you're getting at. I think is there a, as the amount goes down of people actually having relations, is the self pleasure going up? Oh, it's got to be in a corresponding way.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be an interesting study. It's gotta be out there, there somewhere. I'll do a deep dive.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. But in general, what was the original.

[Christy Lee]

Number down, how much down from people having sex? It was 50% to 40% once a week.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay. Well now, coming up, comedian Al Jackson. And if I know Al, he's, he's, he's not, not part of sex right now. Not part of this.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think he has to worry.

[Tom Griswold]

He may not even have time to do this phone call. All. He's, he's so busy working it out.

[Josh Arnold]

He's sort of a quantity over quality.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was going to say, have you seen her?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe the old Al now.

[Pat Godwin]

Who know? We don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I was actually just making a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we'll, we'll try to.

[Chick McGee]

For that kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

In her hippie top blouse shirt, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why we didn't notice this before. Pat and Tom are wearing matching shirts.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty much.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Earlier.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly the same shade and everything shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

For all I know, the Bob Vila.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Half of the Canadian tuxedo, if you will. But that's not denim, right? That's a.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not mine. Just a blue shirt.

[Chick McGee]

I felt It. I was rubbing on your shirt. I would to rub your nipples and it feels like a linen.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Lee Kimbrell's here with us and I think we're gonna hook up on the satellite with. With. There we go. He's the black cowboy hatted from Blazing Saddles.

[Chick McGee]

It's Cleavon Little and the sheriff is near.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Al Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

You're on your own.

[Al Jackson]

How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Al, how are you?

[Al Jackson]

I am, I'm. I'm good. I'm up and moving.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Al Jackson]

I'm still pumped from yesterday. I got a chance to steal your girl, Christy Lee, and she appeared on my show Friends from Work yesterday, so. So it's good to catch up with my girl. I just, I. I love talking to her. And now I'm here with you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you wearing a. A boutonniere? What's going on there with the.

[Josh Arnold]

No, somewhat of a nudie.

[Al Jackson]

It's like a patch. Like a.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I thought it was like. It looks like it's a thing of flowers on your shirt, right?

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Al Jackson]

I'm very, you know, it looks cool, comfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of an odd fashion choice, really.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Al Jackson]

Alex, stylish for you this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you always do a little bit of peacocking, as they say.

[Christy Lee]

I like it, I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's a nice.

[Al Jackson]

I could see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying that that's necessarily your motive. Peacocking is when you wear a certain accessory or you wear a certain outfit that kind of shows off to get attention.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Draws attention.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying that that's necessarily your motivation, but you always have.

[Al Jackson]

It sounds like it's exactly what you're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what I'm saying is you're, you're not out, you know, looking to impress a bunch of women to take home these days.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it sounds like you're saying he's trying to impress a bunch of guys.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a gay man.

[Al Jackson]

You know what's weird is Josh, the shirt that you have on right now. Josh has on just kind of. He looks like the head librarian in a. Like a middle tier prison. But it's just, it's a, it's a black collared shirt with the two. I. I bought that shirt in three different colors. Like, what you have on is pretty much my day to day outfit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I kind of pick like five things and I wear it over and over again. And that shirt, I own it in like two or three different colors. And I just. What I do is I try and get. If you want to talk about peacocking, I'll usually get a fancy pair of shoes and I'll. I'll trick people because they'll pay attention to the shoes and not realize I've been basically wearing the same thing around them for four and a half years.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. Now, Ali had an interesting news story stating that Americans are having less sex than ever.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

The numbers, they've gone down significantly. And I was. I'm kind of wondering if it's because of all the distractions of the Internet and having your phone with you all the time. That's really a computer attached to the world. World. And so instead of actually having interpersonal relations, people are just staring at their phones. Your thoughts?

[Al Jackson]

Well, you saw that. You've seen the stats that also, like, teen sex and teen pregnancy is like, be at beyond record lows, like, numbers they've never seen before.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's a shame. We need to get teen pregnancy numbers back up.

[Al Jackson]

Honestly, like. And I think you and I should spearhead that. Me and Josh going to talk to your school.

[Josh Arnold]

What's going on, guys?

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking strictly. Strictly a team, by the way. Yes. That's for the purposes.

[Al Jackson]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Discussion.

[Al Jackson]

But I just think there's more to do. I think it comes down to that. I mean, when you talk about teen pregnancy, a lot of that was, you know, kids that were bored. You know, their parents are at work, they're curious about sex, they're curious about the world. My kids aren't curious about anything. Their kids know everything. And so, like the idea you can find whatever you're really into and it's delic. Killing time, sneaking your boyfriend through the window. You know, you're actually talking to somebody you want to talk to or, you know, going on an excursion you want. You're meeting up with your. With your tribe, for lack of a better word. And I don't think, you know, I think sex a lot of times is to pass the time. You know, when you live in remote areas and it's just a couple people out there, they. They get after it.

[Chick McGee]

But when you're.

[Al Jackson]

When you have a community, you have something you want to do other than, like, have a bunch of kids. Like, that's why I think people are, like, choosing in front of our face to do anything but have sex and have kids. I mean, the numbers don't lie.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if there's A corresponding thing between where they have poor WI fi access and more sex, maybe.

[Al Jackson]

I guarantee you there's something to that. Anywhere where there's still net zero, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

A bunch of kids. Kids, yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

This plight isn't hitting the Amish community. You got to figure they're still letting it rip.

[Al Jackson]

Now, I, I will say this, Lee. One of my favorite shows, and my girlfriend and I watch it all the time, is Breaking Amish.

[Lee Kimbrell]

So good.

[Al Jackson]

I love it. They are honest and like, they're, it's weird to watch this experiment where they're like adult human beings that can function, but they, they're almost like, like a car that hasn't had any, like, upgrades that, like just a factory model. So, like, when they go to these places, they not jaded with, like, experiences. They just have no idea. So to see them in New York is like, really a weird, interesting kind of social experiment. So I, I, I like the Amish. And that's the thing that their whole thing is just like, hook up with a woman so you can have eight kids so they can help you in the yard. It's, it's, they, it's about business.

[Tom Griswold]

Business, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Taking care of the family farm.

[Tom Griswold]

No romance.

[Al Jackson]

That's why they don't want the girls to leave. Because if the girls leave, that's less kids. That, that's why they're like, hey, you're abandoned. That's why, like, if you leave the Amish, like, you're dead to them. Like, they're like, we need you. Hey, somebody's gotta get that out of that, you know, that ox to, to pull that thing. And if you leave, you're kind of leaving us. So I don't know. It's interesting. Again, it's about business. So people have found other business rather.

[Christy Lee]

Than sex on that show. How many people break away? Do a lot of people go back?

[Al Jackson]

It seems like I would say of every, like, 10 that leave, three go back, maybe four. But the majority kind of stay out there. But then they're just vulnerable, Christie, you know, because just imagine if you went to New York City and you had no idea what a scam was. You're like, this guy said he's going to make me a mob bottle right in front of the Greyhound station. You know, and so they just, like, it's, it's sad to see them. But, you know, I do think that they show that human beings want to, like, not just do the same thing every day. And they want to get out there and try, even though it doesn't Always work.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, the business of this show is educating me into the world of language. You got a word for me today, Al?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, Tom, I do. I do have a word for you and Tom. It's a word that you've heard before, but it's probably in a different context. Context. So, Tom, what's a glazer or to glaze?

[Chick McGee]

A glazer.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it used to be somebody who worked at a donut shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Your favorite person.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I am overweight.

[Al Jackson]

I love. I just love the smell of walking into a donut shop. Tom, let's not get off track, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. A blazer. Something who just adds sweetness to every situation.

[Christy Lee]

They're in some way that sugarcoats something bad. Like.

[Al Jackson]

Those are great guesses. Those are wholesome guesses.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it one of the guys in a bukkake video?

[Lee Kimbrell]

No.

[Al Jackson]

You know what, Josh? Take what you think and then take Christy Lee's nice answer and kind of mix them together. How can you gross as that sounds?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a term for a guy? Okay, I think giving is it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it? Is this. Would this be said by a woman to a man in a heterosexual situation?

[Al Jackson]

It is unisex. It can be. It can be said on both sides, and it would make the same. Make the same sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it someone who's reporting that they had a satisfying sexual experience when they in fact did not?

[Christy Lee]

Not.

[Al Jackson]

No, that's a. That's a good guess.

[Chick McGee]

Any other guesses somebody really shovels the bull or something like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, don't. Don't worry about that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Al Jackson]

I'm gonna go with. With chick, because it's really. It's just somebody that is kind of like, they take up every opportunity to glaze. We'll just say it's the glaze from a donut want. Or it could be other things, you know, somebody else's ego. And even if they don't deserve it, so they're just like, you know, if. If. If everything, you know, Christy Lee did, you know, good, better and different. I was like, did you guys see what Christy. Did you hear what she said during the 7 o' clock hour today? I mean, just really fan. Everybody's like, al's a little bit of a glazer there.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It's a suck up.

[Christy Lee]

Suck up.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, you're constantly praising someone.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, constantly. Even if it's kind of not deserved or you're going out of your way to do it. Like, because being a glazer, you know, we could be talking about donuts, but we probably aren't. And you know, it's just like, wow, you're really like just taking whatever this person does and really spreading it all over.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't John Madden can. He was always accused of being a Glazer for Brett Favre.

[Al Jackson]

Brett Favre. You know, when you watch that documentary of, of when you watch the one in John Madden or Brett Favre, it's the voiceover. Is John Madden like this guy? I mean, he just. I can't Frank Kelly into it, but it's just like he really. Look, we are all human beings. We are biased. And he loved that man.

[Tom Griswold]

He loved that dude.

[Al Jackson]

And so like everything that he did, he was just like, that was. That throw just threaded the. I mean, you can't, you can't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody.

[Al Jackson]

That is a Glazer.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Well, the modern equivalent would be like a Chris Collinsworth constantly glazing Mahomes.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Patrick Mahomes is perhaps the most glazed man in the NFL, I would think.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, there is Collins. Were. I just think that, you know, you can, if, if they put any of us on Monday, on Monday or Sunday Night Football for one game, you know, you couldn't tell who our allegiances were to. But we've been listening to these guys for hours and hours, for years now. And we all have biases. And after a while you can just see like some players, players, some guy could run for like 150 yards and three touchdowns and they're like, well, they've been feeding them a lot. You know, they don't give him anything. And then other guys, you know, two picks, but then they throw in a touchdown there. Like you knew he was going to figure it out at some point. I mean, this guy, he's just the best.

[Tom Griswold]

We're biased.

[Al Jackson]

It comes out and it's kind of, you know, I don't really know if I have a problem with that. I don't mind that when this is an AI bro. I kind of like that. Human beings, we have our, our, our tails and our little ticks. It's, it's the only thing that makes us interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you, Al Jackson. We're going to sign off with Al.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, Tom, really quickly. If you're in the Seattle area, come check me out. I'm at Bainbridge. I'm at the Bainbridge Theater tonight and I am in Renton tomorrow and I'll be in Ann Arbor, Michigan next weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, thank you very much, Al. See, yeah, we hand the microphone over to Chick Magee and I will tell.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Raycon. Coming up, we have a cow, a squirrel not in the same story. And we have scissors and testicles in the same story. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, the Silac Insurance News center as Christy LEE Oh, I like that. Yeah. Oh, big time news center, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got a guest, comedian, Lee Kimbrell hanging out with us. Lee's gonna be at Comedy Off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky coming up Thursday, September 18th, joins us in the studio. And I just, I was in the hallway, I walked in, you, your mother dated, you were saying, dated the famous actor Jim Varney.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

A Kentucky legend. Born and raised. Raised in Lexington, Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific actor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly gone.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yes. Terrific actor who kind of got typecast and from what I understand about him, kind of a tortured soul. But hey, man, you get that bag, you gotta, you gotta run with it. The earnest money was probably a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Too famous for being earned it. But also a toy story.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah. Slinky Dog. A lot of people don't realize that about Slinky Dog. That, that was Jim Varney, man. But yeah, they dated in high school back in the day. Day they might have ended up getting married if he always didn't have to run off and save Christmas or go to camp or whatever else he was doing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, at one time he went to jail.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He was framed though. It was a. Yeah. It was not something Ernest did They.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Still hold up, man. The Ernest movies. I'm all, dude, I watch Ernest scared stupid every Halloween. It's good. Don't watch Ernest Bangsley's mom in high school. It's the worst one in Florida.

[Chick McGee]

It is not.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It doesn't hold up.

[Chick McGee]

Not deserve.

[Josh Arnold]

I argue it does, but I get why.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I mean, I watched it. It's just. It wasn't very good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got to be hard to watch. Christy Lee's over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, speaking of Kentucky and a man, he's in. In custody after he allegedly broke into his brother's home and stabbed him in the testicles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he gets.

[Christy Lee]

Criminal complaint. Authorities alleged that the suspect entered his brother's house in the middle of the night without permission.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

When his brother woke up, the man reportedly stabbed him in the testicles with scissors.

[Josh Arnold]

And we've sort of speculated maybe an affair or something here, because if you go after the sexual organs.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah, that's personal one, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A struggle ensued with the suspect putting his brother in a chokehold before he managed to escape. The suspect was arrested on charges of burglary, strangulation and assault.

[Tom Griswold]

Salt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He's sleeping with somebody's wife is what I'm thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have had a rock at the bedside.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry? You should have had a rock at the bedside.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, isn't it. What is it? Rock paper scissors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Rock beat scissors.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yes. Scissors beats grow.

[Chick McGee]

Just when I thought you didn't know what the hell you were doing. Totally redeem yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Scissors.

[Tom Griswold]

Scissors. Wait a minute. Yeah. Scissors beat nuts. Yeah. That's going to be an awkward Thanksgiving giving.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that time five years ago you tried to cut my balls off?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

It was horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to love that joke.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's a fourth shark. There's a. There's a fourth one. Rock, paper, scissors. And there's Vulcan death grip or something I guess they use.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's. I bet it's. It's a Big Bang Theory thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised you're even talking about.

[Chick McGee]

As with anything with a Big Bang Theory. It's so hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spider. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Lee Kimbrell]

You ever seen one of those Big Bang Theory videos where they take the laugh track out of it?

[Josh Arnold]

I love stuff like that. They look insane.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It is unbelievable because they're just standing.

[Josh Arnold]

There staring at each other after they.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Speak, after they say something. That's not funny. It's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

There's just a long pause.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen people will take videos of their couple dogs playing and it looks like terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Slow motion.

[Chick McGee]

Their jaws are open.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's also something called Garfield minus Garfield or Garfield without Garfield.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they took Garfield out of all the panels. So it's just Jim or a John.

[Chick McGee]

John.

[Josh Arnold]

And he. It's the saga of a man slowly losing his mind.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Schizophrenic break.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

New findings by NASA's Mars rover. Perseverance may hold potential signs of ancient microscopic life.

[Chick McGee]

Is this real? I saw this online yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the biggest nothing story.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it couldn't be true. Well, of course. It's a great. It's amazing story.

[Christy Lee]

It's from the Associated Press. That won't make it up.

[Chick McGee]

Ancient life on Mars. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is this nothing, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it, It's. I've heard them, the scientists describing it. It could be. It looks kind of like some, you know, amoeba.

[Christy Lee]

The rover uncovered rocks in a dry river channel that could have been a spot for hosting life billions of years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

That's incredible.

[Christy Lee]

Along with organic carbon.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Could I get this out?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell do you want? An interstate?

[Josh Arnold]

We wish you would.

[Tom Griswold]

I want a guy with arms that's green.

[Chick McGee]

And a housing development. Yeah. Two story ranch lasers. Man.

[Pat Godwin]

Structure me.

[Christy Lee]

Along with organic carbon, a building block of life, researchers found tiny specks that were enriched with iron phosphate and iron sulfide.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have enough iron phosphate and iron sulfide on Earth right now?

[Josh Arnold]

Nearly enough excavating up there.

[Christy Lee]

These chemical compounds are the byproducts when microorganisms chomp down on organic matter.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the biggest discovery.

[Chick McGee]

What's going to happen? We're going to have to go. We're colonized Mars. You wait and see. That may take like two years to get there or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm fascinated just by the phrase a dry riverbed. That means there was water flowing.

[Tom Griswold]

So what if there was water?

[Chick McGee]

Of all the. You, you don't think this is amazing and fascinating? You don't want to send Dr. David Wolf up there? No.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, there's everything there.

[Tom Griswold]

Like spending a billion dollars to go to the middle of a desert.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Vegas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If Bugsy Siegel were alive, we'd have a. A big casino on Mars.

[Josh Arnold]

You wanted Marvin the Martian to walk in?

[Tom Griswold]

I want anything.

[Josh Arnold]

A lizard.

[Chick McGee]

Where's my space modulator?

[Tom Griswold]

This is just. This is. This just looks like a semen Stain or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that would be.

[Josh Arnold]

You would know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how about Star Trek? That's in the new news. It's going all out for the 60th anniversary.

[Josh Arnold]

The 16th.

[Christy Lee]

60Th. With Lego sets and a YouTube show.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear that? She said 6. 16. I can't even pronounce it incorrectly.

[Christy Lee]

Franchise announced the first wave of fan centric celebrations on September 8.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say announce or denounce?

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna just kick you in the balls.

[Pat Godwin]

Take a scissors.

[Tom Griswold]

I got some scissors over here if you wanna. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

We're sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Back off.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna need Cutco for my big ball.

[Tom Griswold]

You got Cutco money over there?

[Christy Lee]

I will, I'll find you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. So it's the 60 years.

[Christy Lee]

8Th is Star Trek Day. The year long celebration will kick off this coming New Year's Day with a float in the Rose Parade in California.

[Chick McGee]

So who's left? Shatner. That's it. Right?

[Christy Lee]

And the franchise announced Star Trek Scout.

[Tom Griswold]

These days it's help me up, Scotty.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It's getting old.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he could have gone, I've fallen. I can't get up, Scotty.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, see, it was beam me up, Scotty. You see the joke there would be parallel to the original phrase. You can just throw out random commercials if you like. You can say, have it your way, Scotty.

[Chick McGee]

Just do it, Scotty. Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.

[Christy Lee]

I did watch Star Trek a bit, yeah. I mean, I wasn't a fanatic about.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do with people who.

[Chick McGee]

Insist on calling it Star Trek? What do you do?

[Christy Lee]

Star Trek.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard. You've heard that. You haven't heard that?

[Tom Griswold]

How old is Mr. Shatner now?

[Christy Lee]

90.

[Tom Griswold]

90?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's 90 something.

[Chick McGee]

What are you guys, an oil painting? What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

We just didn't enjoy the franchise. In announced Star Trek Scout, a new original animated YouTube first series which has already begun. And Lego toy sets were teased by the brand, though no release date was given. I predict near Christmas. By the way, a Star Trek cruise will set sail in late February and a new series.

[Josh Arnold]

Release.

[Tom Griswold]

The iceberg. Can you imagine the picture pickup lines?

[Chick McGee]

I'll be staying in my room.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a phaser in your pocket?

[Pat Godwin]

God, oh my God, that would be horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a phaser in your pocket? Are you glad to see me?

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of adult water wings.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a. An adult Star Trek comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

On board?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Matt Weinhold is a terrific.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great example.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's a real ray of sunshine.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a. He's got a great Star Trek hunk. Very, very funny.

[Christy Lee]

There is also a new series, Star Trek Starfleet Academy, that will launch early next year on Paramount.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll watch it. Giamatti's in it. He plays a Klingon. I'm in.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

We got Shatner, George Takei, San Francisco.

[Tom Griswold]

I was born there.

[Chick McGee]

And Walter Koenig. Do you remember what Chekhov's first name was on Star Trek?

[Christy Lee]

Chekhov's first name was Dan Chekov.

[Tom Griswold]

So confident. Dan. I love.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was Pavel. Damn.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't consider myself a Trekkie, but maybe I am. I've watched all the original series, every episode. I just. I finished Star Trek Next Generation and I just finished Star Trek dc.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you're a Trek.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then you're a Trek.

[Josh Arnold]

But I don't.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a shirt, do you?

[Chick McGee]

No, I plainly.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a girlfriend?

[Pat Godwin]

You have to be on a cruise.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. Well, not.

[Chick McGee]

First movie came out, I lost my mind. I was there. They unveiled the ship and it was like, oh my God, so great.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't we go to that movie? Ace? We went to a Star Trek movie. I thought, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the only one I ever saw. But I did watch a TV show when I was a kid. It was fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I enjoy it.

[Chick McGee]

Something good stories and they made them noise with their mouth right before the door open.

[Josh Arnold]

Shadner does an airplane too. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He opens the door.

[Christy Lee]

Scotty. Oscar winning director Taika Waititi is set to produce a music.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Taika Waititi.

[Christy Lee]

Taika Waititi.

[Chick McGee]

He's amazing, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Taika Watiti.

[Chick McGee]

I stand corrected. It is Taika Watiti. You're right. Do what?

[Tom Griswold]

Diddy Diddy, Dumb diddy.

[Chick McGee]

His son do wa. Did he.

[Christy Lee]

And he's gonna produce a musical about the Fyre Festival and its creator, Billy McFarland. According to Deadline, the musical comedy about the ill fated music fest will feature Skyfall writer Paul Epworth composing the score.

[Chick McGee]

So the songs will suck. That's great. God. Fire fest. It's just a fire fest.

[Pat Godwin]

Who wants to see this bologna sandwich?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't someone just pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for the rights to the name me?

[Chick McGee]

$30 for a bottled water?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to the Broadway show and the concession stand will have no water, no food.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see the documentary about Fyre Fest?

[Chick McGee]

I did, I did. There were a couple. Yeah. I Watched both of them.

[Christy Lee]

They were very good.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing what happened and what they got away with.

[Josh Arnold]

One guy had to go down on another guy to get water.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

That's what he said.

[Josh Arnold]

An astounding confession.

[Chick McGee]

And he really wasn't that upset about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's the truth.

[Chick McGee]

Until he started to think about it. And then they brought him back and he goes, I like to retract what I.

[Al Jackson]

But it was.

[Chick McGee]

It was done too late.

[Josh Arnold]

You filthy.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know what you would do in that situation.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what I wouldn't do.

[Christy Lee]

If you're really thirsty, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

If you think about it, it's just like putting a finger in your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he didn't need the water. He wasn't thirsty for the water. This was the water distributor.

[Chick McGee]

He was thirsty for that d. It.

[Josh Arnold]

Was the guy with the forklift that he had to.

[Tom Griswold]

So maybe, maybe it will be a pretty good musical. But the guy with the fork lift.

[Chick McGee]

Was sweaty and gorgeous. You know, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a sky. Well, time to check in with Chick Mage. You know, there's NFL action. It starts tonight.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Have some fun. Don't forget to check out bobandtom.com we've got some NFL stuff posted there as well. When we come back. We've got squirrels, we've got cows, and we've got robber bees. Finally. It's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, there's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom, are you two dash down Lord, you're down to talk or.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's because this music.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you got the blue.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't have the blues at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

I got the black and blues.

[Chick McGee]

Have you bruised up? Are you. Are you a bruiser?

[Tom Griswold]

You bruise. I've got a handful of bruises, all right. But I'm fine. Had a little bit of surgery on Monday. Doing great, though. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever broken a bone or anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Which one? Oh, the shoulder thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My humorous bone. It shattered.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't funny at all. No, nothing funny. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee's right over there. I can see her. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. Comedian Lee Kimmel has joined us in the studio. A man who is relatively newly married about to become a dad for the first time.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Amen.

[Tom Griswold]

You look relaxed about it. You don't let you know. You look like you're a very relaxed guy.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I try to be pretty relaxed about it. I mean, I don't think spazzing out about it would help very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Much.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I mean, nothing's really changed for me. I could do a little bit more around the house now than I normally did, but other than that, I mean, I. I think the paradigm shift is coming in a couple months, but right now I'm still just kind of clinging on to whatever normalcy I got left.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's about to. It's about to exit your life forever.

[Lee Kimbrell]

That's what it feels like, man.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's cute. He's so laid back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I know I'm about to get rocked, but. No, we're thrilled, man. I found this out the it. So we're having a girl and the women are born with, you know, all of the eggs that they'll ever have in Their. In their womb already. So a couple weeks ago, my little daughter, all of her sex organs were completed, which means inside my wife right now is my daughter and my future grandchild.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lee Kimbrell]

So that. That little Russian doll situation has really been kind of. Of spinning me out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Really spirals me.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Isn't that a trip?

[Tom Griswold]

I think.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I mean, is that the craziest thing in the world?

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

I think it just blew my mind.

[Christy Lee]

I never thought about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

And then inside her are the right great grandkids. Yeah, they're all in there, in theory. Wow.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah. Just keeps going all the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the bong.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

You're very rolling.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to talk to you in a year.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah, we'll see about that. That'll change pretty quickly.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't have to shave your head. You'll have pulled it all out.

[Lee Kimbrell]

It'll all be there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, it'll be wonderful. Don't listen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it's so worth. I can't even say it. I can't say it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, congratulations. It's going to be great.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I had a buddy of mine who just became a father tell me it was very realistic take because everyone tells you about how in love you're going to be, and I can't wait for that. But he told me that being a parent was. Was worth it, but barely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

And that's that. I appreciated that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yeah. That just sounded like an actual tapered, realistic take for what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I've heard moms say I. I thought I knew what love was.

[Lee Kimbrell]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I looked into my kid and I. Oh, no, this is love.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I know. Well, it's on the other side of that coin, too. I mean, yeah, you have this deeper well and capacity for love, but then also on the other side of that, I figure you're also able to just kill another human being with your bare hands at the drop of a hat.

[Josh Arnold]

You learn a lot.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I mean, my levels are all over the place. Some days I'll just. I'll drive by an old tree and cry, and then other days, I want to fight. Every barista that I even, like, talks to, you know, spiking levels of cortisol and estrogen and all of it.

[Tom Griswold]

That won't go away. I feel the same way. Christy Lee wants to get at the Silic Insurance News. As we ought to wrap things up, we got some animal stories.

[Christy Lee]

A sheriff's deputy in Virginia tackled a runaway cow on the freeway. WSET reports the cow Initially spotted running Loose on i81, a video shared by the station shows a bota tort county sheriff's deputy running after the errant bovine. When the cow veers off the shoulder of the road and stumbles in the ditch, the deputy tackles the animal to the ground. By the way, the cow was safely returned home.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen. It's a big cow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there aren't a lot of little ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The stakes were highly.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't. You don't have to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you don't have to.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I liked it. Shout out Omaha man.

[Tom Griswold]

He had. He had a beef to settle with this thing.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Surely you never did go big cow.

[Chick McGee]

You never did go cow tipping. Did.

[Tom Griswold]

Cow tipping is a myth. There's no such thing.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I mean? You. You make the effort to go cow tip. You've never done.

[Christy Lee]

You've never been around a. A cow, have you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a cow. On a Friday night. Go out to some farmers. Yes. Field. And yes. Bother the cows while they're sleeping.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You start kissing. Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I tried cow tipping once, and cow tipping normally just ends up in you running away from a very angry cow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Lee Kimbrell]

I mean, that's how it goes.

[Christy Lee]

Animal control officers in Connecticut are searching for a person who was painting local squirrels. East Hartford animal control said it received a report about two squirrels that appear to have been painted.

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna brush or spray?

[Christy Lee]

One was red, the other blue. Apparently the rodents appear to be okay, but they're looking into identifying who is responsible for this, and they've asked anyone with information to contact the office at the East Hartford Animal Control Center.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. They're photographs. Yep. There. That's a red squirrel, and that's a blue one.

[Christy Lee]

How to figure out what squirrel stealing his stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

You wear 3D glasses. Looks like they're coming right at you.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't say why they did this.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they haven't caught the person who did it.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, they don't know yet.

[Chick McGee]

He's sending the message.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

It's Democrats versus Republicans. Sounds like to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Red political.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, oh, man. But he's bipartisan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Where's the purple squirrel or the green?

[Lee Kimbrell]

The green party. The Nader squirrel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they're. They're. It looks like spray to me. Check chick.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, you couldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's got to be. That's the way.

[Christy Lee]

How are you going to get close enough to paint a squirrel?

[Chick McGee]

Pick him up and you want.

[Pat Godwin]

Take the bruct tape. Make sure it's all perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You got to paint off his eyes and mouth first. Maybe tape off.

[Tom Griswold]

Could this have been. Could this have been some kind of weird gender reveal?

[Christy Lee]

No. Red and blue. What kind of kids are you having?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they tried to get pink. But.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think it's just a weird artist who's being a weirdo.

[Chick McGee]

Probably Banksy or something. He's coming out painting squirrels now.

[Christy Lee]

A Canadian beekeeper.

[Tom Griswold]

Squirrels. Squirrels gone wild. Remember the girl?

[Chick McGee]

I like the delivery and I like the thought.

[Christy Lee]

A Canadian beekeeper says thousands of robber bees.

[Josh Arnold]

I think my. I think my new neighbor is a real Canadian beaky.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I mean? He's got. He's got a toucan behind the dishwasher.

[Progressive Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he does knows.

[Christy Lee]

Thousands of robber bees invaded her shop in an attempted honey heist.

[Chick McGee]

And more than one turkey in the Crock pot.

[Christy Lee]

Christian McDonald, owner of Rushing River. Is it a. I don't know this word. Apiaries?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a.

[Chick McGee]

An ape house.

[Christy Lee]

An appy area.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is an ape house.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a bee house. Right.

[Christy Lee]

No, I've never seen the word that.

[Josh Arnold]

Would be a bee area.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

An apiary is home for everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Told the CBC that robber bees are bees that try to take honey from another colony's hive.

[Josh Arnold]

It's way easier.

[Christy Lee]

Descended on her English, didn't she?

[Tom Griswold]

Steal the honey?

[Christy Lee]

Looking for food amid declining resources due to the season.

[Chick McGee]

And this colony normally just has wine. It's the Swiss Colony.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. McDonald said she was.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm laughing.

[Christy Lee]

Able to save most of her honey by throwing tart burps and lids over her equipment and products.

[Josh Arnold]

Is honey bee jizz? Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Or. Or Doogie. It might be.

[Christy Lee]

She then trapped the invading bees in a bathroom before collecting them all and releasing them.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think it's possible any of our emissions take taste like honey?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I can tell you they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

All of them.

[Josh Arnold]

You think Earwax would. Because it's very sort of like beeswax.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Robber bees have attacked her hives before. But this was the first time they found her indoor shop.

[Josh Arnold]

So I didn't hear any of the story.

[Christy Lee]

I know you didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

This lady. This lady's bees wanting to get out of here.

[Chick McGee]

We were right.

[Tom Griswold]

The bees are stealing all her honey.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. But.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're invaded.

[Josh Arnold]

They have a right to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they stealing it or taking it back?

[Christy Lee]

No, it was another hives.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I know. Just being a little.

[Tom Griswold]

The harried security. Yeah. You didn't you see the pictures? They're all wearing yellow jackets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It's a sting operation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm part of it. I'm part of the problem.

[Lee Kimbrell]

You are?

[Tom Griswold]

Ye.

[Chick McGee]

To be or not to be. Be.

[Tom Griswold]

Hand over the comb. Well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Wraps up stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Lee, for being here. Good luck with the baby Robber bees.

[Tom Griswold]

As opposed to what were the ones last year that were killer bees?

[Josh Arnold]

Murder Hornets.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Murder Hornets. How are they doing?

[Christy Lee]

We got rid of them. They've been eradicated.

[Chick McGee]

We whipped Murder Hornets.

[Josh Arnold]

We sent them the National Guard. There hasn't been a murder hornet for 14 days.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the Murder Hornets circuit, that'd be a great name for a minor league baseball team.

[Josh Arnold]

It is great.

[Chick McGee]

It is. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Robert Bees isn't bad too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sounds very, very serious. Okay, well, thank you very much, Christy. Thank you very much, Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll remind you that we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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