The BOB & TOM Show - September 15, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show — September 15, 2025

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Episode Overview

The September 15, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its signature blend of comedy, listener interactions, quirky news stories, and sports coverage, punctuated throughout with the group’s trademark humor, banter, and classic running gags. Key themes include stories about sneezes gone wrong, the NFL’s controversial “leverage” penalty, Humpty Dumpty’s real identity, armadillo and animal trivia, and a spattering of live music and comedian drop-ins.

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Major Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Comedic Musical Opener – “Steal My Identity” (01:42)

• Pat Godwin performs a satirical song, “Steal My Identity,” poking fun at modern data breaches and the woes of bad credit:

  “My mom, her maiden name's Qwerty / 1, 2, 3, 4 is my path... Steal my identity, yeah.”

  • [04:28] The performance runs several minutes, featuring zany details about life falling apart if someone else took over.

2. Sports Banter: Worst Sneezes & NFL Leverage Rule (05:26–13:30)

• The crew riffs on historic sneezes (on-stage, in cars, during “tricky intersections”), with Tom Griswold prompting listener submissions about epic sneezes.
• The show dives deep into the controversial “leverage” penalty that allowed the Colts to retry and win a game against the Broncos:
  • [10:18] Chick McGee breaks down the penalty for “leverage” against Denver’s Deandre Tillman, granting Colts kicker Spencer Schrader a second-chance, untimed down for a dramatic win.
  • Quote:

    “To block a kick, you’re not allowed to propel yourself by pushing on another player.” – Chick McGee [10:58]

  • [11:53] The group further debates the validity of the call, referencing NFL rules and Chick’s bias as a semi-Colts fan.

3. Listener Letters & Drive-Thru Mishaps (18:10–23:40)

• Readings of listener mail fuel jokes about drive-thru blunders, like forgetting food items or confusing hash browns for “fried flat potato things” [22:24].
• Tom recounts stress from ordering for a carful of kids and accidentally forgetting someone’s order, only for a call to derail things further.

4. Sneeze Chaos: Accidents, Intimacy, and Genetics (36:01–44:03)

• Listeners and hosts swap wild sneeze stories: someone pees herself mid-sneeze on a date, another blows carrots onto the car windshield and rear-ends an SUV.
• Jokes abound about sneezing during intimacy, genetics of sunlight-induced sneezing, and the primal force of a good sneeze:
  • Quote:

    “I’ve always heard the sneeze is a mini orgasm.” – Christy Lee [38:15]

5. Nostalgia & Trivia: Armadillos, Aardvarks, and More (163:00)

• In-depth animal trivia tangent: size comparisons for armadillos and aardvarks, their roles in roadkill, and arrival in Missouri. The crew debates if they belong in zoos and their eating habits.

6. News Rundown

• Doctors Behaving Badly [95:49]:
  • A British anesthesiologist leaves surgery for a sexual encounter—returns after 8 minutes, work unharmed.
  • Quote:

    “Never a good time for a sneeze—especially mid-incision!” – Bob Kevoian [13:48]

• Meth Burning at Animal Shelter [161:48]:
  • Two pounds of meth incinerated in Montana animal shelter ends up sending staff to the hospital due to smoke being drawn inside. Jokes about “barking bad” and “Meth Gator” ensue.
• Koala Vaccine for Chlamydia [126:04]:
  • News of Australia’s first koala vaccine sparks a Boy George musical parody.
• United Airlines Coffee Spill [152:05]:
  • Three-hour flight delay after the pilot spills coffee in the cockpit; spirited debate about cup holders in plane cockpits.

7. Humpty Dumpty: Not an Egg (83:00)

• Explores the real identity of Humpty Dumpty; the poem itself never mentions an egg—common imagery comes from Lewis Carroll illustrations.
  • Quote:

    “You know the poem, but you hear nothing about an egg.” – Tom Griswold [83:44]

  • One version even suggests “Humpty Dumpty” was a metaphor for a clumsy person or a drink.

8. Sports Headlines & NFL Updates (79:02–81:46)

• NFL weekend recap, coverage of Brandon Aubrey’s kicking heroics, and breaking news about Joe Burrow’s turf toe injury likely sidelining him for months.
  • Quote:

    “Joe Burrow is now out for the season for the Cincinnati Bengals.” – Chick McGee [166:31]

• Discussion of arm wrestling, with Greg Warren dropping by to provide historic insights, trivia, and techniques.
  • Quote:

    “When you beat the hand, the arm follows.” – Greg Warren [108:34]

9. Live Comedic Guests

• Tim Cavanaugh’s Cavalcade of Celebrity Birthdays (133:01): Delivers birthday gags, wordplay, and sharp one-liners, including:
  • “His job is literally herding cat-licks.” [134:33]
  • “Tom and Willie Griswold are behind Clark Griswold, who’s not even real.” [140:03]
• Pat Godwin’s Songs:
  • “Steal My Identity” (01:42); “Purple Groin” (a Prince parody about Tom’s hernia surgery, 72:15); and a koala/STD parody of Culture Club.
• Recurring Gags:
  • “Gentlemen— to the medicine cabinet” (John Wayne impression) [59:50, 61:07, 151:53].

10. Oddities, Bathroom & Restaurant Talk

• Booths vs. Tables: Debate over restaurant seating, with Tom lamenting discomfort in booths post-surgery, prompting jokes about getting “totaled out” medically [65:37].
• Medicine Cabinets: Reminiscing over now-rare bathroom fixtures, questioning why so many keep medicine in kitchen pantries [152:18].

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (Timestamps Included)

• On NFL “Leverage” Penalty

  “To block a kick, you’re not allowed to propel yourself by pushing on another player.”
  — Chick McGee [10:58]

• On Humpty Dumpty

  “You know the poem, but you hear nothing about an egg.”
  — Tom Griswold [83:44]

• Botched Sneeze in Surgery

  “Never a good time for a sneeze—especially mid-incision!”
  — Bob Kevoian [13:48]

• On Sneezing Intimacy

  “I’ve always heard the sneeze is a mini orgasm.”
  — Christy Lee [38:15]

• On Arm Wrestling Technique

  “When you beat the hand, the arm follows.”
  — Greg Warren [108:34]

• On Medicine Cabinets

  “Is that no longer a thing?”
  — Tom Griswold [152:20]

• On Supporting Announcements

  “You’re not gonna be happy until we get kicked off the air. It’s just all there is to it.”
  — Chick McGee [17:02]

• John Wayne Catchphrase (Running Gag)

  “Gentlemen, to the medicine cabinet.”
  — Pat Godwin (impression), recurring [59:50, 61:07, 151:53]

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Comedians’ Tour Plugs & Special Appearances

• Greg Warren:
  • In-depth on arm wrestling; promoting upcoming shows in Grand Rapids, Madison, Lexington, St. Louis.
• Tim Cavanaugh:
  • Cavalcade of Celebrity Birthdays, promoting shows with Emo Phillips (Logansport, Cleveland, Edwardsville, Mason City).

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Notable Closing Topics

• NFL Prize Picks: Weekly contest with Stephen Singer Jewelers ($500 gift certificate).
• Koala Chlamydia News: Leads to Boy George song parody.
• Meth Burn Mishap: Animal shelter staff hospitalized after inhaling fumes.

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Conclusion

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a fast-paced, joke-crammed romp blending sports recaps, oddball news, live musical parodies, and listener tales of sneeze-related chaos. The camaraderie between hosts and guests drives a fun, rambling rhythm punctuated with witty rejoinders, running gags, and pop culture references. Highlights include the NFL rule deep-dive, the Humpty Dumpty myth-busting, odd listener stories, and comedian drop-ins. Perfect for regular fans or newcomers, it’s a quintessential BOB & TOM experience.

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[Key Segments/Timestamps Reference]

• [01:42] – Pat Godwin’s “Steal My Identity” song
• [10:18] – NFL leverage rule deep-dive
• [22:24] – Drive-thru gaffe stories
• [36:01] – Sneeze mishaps and genetics
• [59:50] – “Gentlemen, to the medicine cabinet” joke
• [79:02–81:46] – NFL news, Joe Burrow update
• [83:44] – Humpty Dumpty myth-busting
• [108:34] – Greg Warren’s arm wrestling advice
• [126:04] – Koala chlamydia vaccine
• [161:48] – Meth burn animal shelter story
• [133:01] – Tim Cavanaugh’s Cavalcade of Celebrity Birthdays

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This summary excludes advertisements, intros/outros, and focuses exclusively on show content, preserving the humor and banter of the BOB & TOM crew.

Transcript

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[Pat Godwin]

People tell me hackers are listening to all of us on our mobile phones. Buy online, they steal your info and get in your accounts into savings and loan. My credit's bad I can't get a mortgage can't even find an ate model car I wouldn't mind someone taking my knee Give me a brand new start Feel free to steal my density Steal my identity I'll dare you My mom, her maiden name's Qwerty 1, 2, 3, 4 is my path My pet's name is Fido now you're in me look at all the stuff we owe. I had three surgeries with insurance Two on the back, one for the heart they garnished my wages couldn't pay my deductible Take my name, give me a brand new start Steal my identity.

[Tom Griswold]

My.

[Pat Godwin]

Social Security number is 209-52-6413 steal my. Come on. Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My FICO score is 303. I'm a single dad paying child support, one paycheck away from bankruptcy. So please. Steal my identity Steal my identity Come on. No ira, no annuity, nothing. The IRS is auditing me. Answer the phone. It's a collection agency. Steal my identity yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there. Hi there, ho there. You're as welcome as can be. Mickey Mouse Club, anybody? Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

We're happy to have you here. It certainly.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure. Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm meaning the collective. You. The.

[Chick McGee]

The not me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. The listener, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're not talking.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

We're happy to have you here, too.

[Chick McGee]

I'm happy to have you here.

[Tom Griswold]

I like your. What do you call it? A schlote. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

A shacket.

[Tom Griswold]

A shacket.

[Chick McGee]

What would a sloat be?

[Christy Lee]

A shirt and a coat.

[Tom Griswold]

Shirt. Coat.

[Chick McGee]

No, that would be a shoat. I threw an L in there for some reason.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell? Hi.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's sneezing. Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee. And Greg Warren this morning. And Tim Cavanaugh. Hello. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is.

[Tom Griswold]

Was the worst sneeze ever is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had one.

[Chick McGee]

I love it when you ask questions that no one could have an answer.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there have to be some that have been at least recorded where some ship went. Ran aground.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I've. I've had to sneeze going into a tricky intersection, and it's been. It's been scary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, because you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, because you close your eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a sneeze on stage, and I did the restaurants, the server sneeze, where I sneezed into my sleeve. And I was, of course, wearing a black work shirt like I always do.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was just covered. And I looked. I just had to look at the crowd go, hey, that. That has to be one of the grossest things you've ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I think I'd hear that today.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That is rough. Yeah. Well, in any event, if maybe someone has a nice letter about some great sneeze, we'd love to hear from you, Bob and Tom, at Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

I'm waiting for that now.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to get a bead on your mood today, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

What are you. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I know your team already lost.

[Chick McGee]

He lost three days ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I figured you've had time to let that just.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, the shoe. And took it in the chops this week. Four and nine yesterday. Not a good day.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Pending tonight's double header on Monday Night Football.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I hope everybody got involved in our pigskin Picks competition. It's brought to you by Stephen Singer Jewelers. A 500 gift card coming up this week for somebody. All you got to do is pick the winners. You don't have to worry about the spread. You can get all the details at Bob and Tom dot com. But get. Get into that. It's fine.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I tried to cut Tom off at the pass because I knew what he was going to ask as soon as he saw me. What happened at the end of the Broncos Colts game? What was that all about? I don't understand. Explain it to me.

[Tom Griswold]

But that.

[Chick McGee]

So then that's not what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

You're telling the story wrong. You're lying.

[Chick McGee]

That's not what I was going to say is what Tom says.

[Tom Griswold]

All I said was, I've got a question for you.

[Chick McGee]

And I said, I don't have an answer. Leave me alone. I tried. I really tried.

[Pat Godwin]

I heard Tom say, did they shoot another field goal?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I said, the guy got another shot at it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he did.

[Pat Godwin]

You were there.

[Chick McGee]

No, no said shoot. You definitely said. You said, okay, he gets to shoot it again. You nerd.

[Pat Godwin]

We were both in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You don't think when a kicker gets a second shot at it, that's not called a second shot?

[Chick McGee]

No, it is called a second shot. It doesn't say the kicker's going to shoot it.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't say it.

[Chick McGee]

Which is what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll let you be the judge, Josh. Any. Even a simpleton with any knowledge of grammar would agree that if it's a shot, then he gets to shoot. You shoot a shot. Am I correct? By definition?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not in this case.

[Pat Godwin]

Not in this case.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sports things. Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Nerd.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, would you like to hear the explanation?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Contextualize, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

To your satisfaction?

[Tom Griswold]

No, to the satisfaction of those that didn't see this particular game culture behind by two. There's like, three seconds left.

[Chick McGee]

You're an NFL fan. You know about this rule, and you know all the teams do it all the time, and it's up to the referees if they call it or not. And they chose to call it in this case, and it was against the rules.

[Tom Griswold]

So the.

[Chick McGee]

But the Colts fans are happy. Broncos fans are pissed.

[Tom Griswold]

The Colts guy kicks it and misses from 60 yards. 60 yards and his first miss ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

As a professional, I had the opportunity.

[Christy Lee]

To meet that young man recently. What a great guy. Spencer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Did you kiss him? Did you hug him? Did you kiss?

[Christy Lee]

He's married to a professional soccer star in England.

[Chick McGee]

Those are some nice thighs, huh, fellas?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. That explains his jaw looking so swollen.

[Chick McGee]

He spends some time.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice young man.

[Tom Griswold]

Again. So then the. The. Could we get away from the speculation? Cunilingual speculations.

[Chick McGee]

Can't even pronounce that right.

[Tom Griswold]

I Am creating a new word.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

The speculation, it has a completely different meaning. I'm trying to get away from her.

[Christy Lee]

Used to be a friend.

[Chick McGee]

So the point you company man.

[Tom Griswold]

The point of the story is the. So the guy gets a second shot at it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. So he gets to shoot it again. No.

[Christy Lee]

Shooting. That's basketball. He's kicking.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's kicking.

[Tom Griswold]

Shot, shoot.

[Bob Kevoian]

In fact, shot shouldn't even be used at all in here. Yes, you get a second shot, but no, exactly. No, he gets a second kick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready?

[Tom Griswold]

So in any event, now that we've established the context of the event.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The referees have a little conference and they get. The guy gets to go again to kick again and he makes it from 15 yards closer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't like that rule.

[Chick McGee]

For my fellow NFL fans out there, there's nothing better than seeing Sean Payton mad. I can't imagine that's wonderful when he's almost pissing himself.

[Tom Griswold]

That wasn't much of a hug he gave the opposing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here's what happened. Colts got a second shot at a chance to shoot it. Colts got a second chance to beat the Broncos on Sunday. Denver's Deandre Tillman was called for leverage on Spencer Schrader's 60 yard field goal try that went wide right as time expired. Not even close. It was a 15 yard penalty. Gave Schrader another chance from the 45 yards which he made on an untimed down due to that penalty, giving the Colts a 29, 28 win.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you know, I do like that. Yeah, that rule makes sense now.

[Tom Griswold]

The nature, the nature of the penalty is one.

[Chick McGee]

This is from the game referee Craig Rolstad quote It was leverage. As a defender, you're not allowed to place your hand on an opponent or a teammate. I thought it was the center. It's on an opponent or a teammate to push off, to propel yourself into the air to block a kick. In this case, 92. Andre Tillman came across the line to the right, to the right guard and put his hands on the right guard and pushed off him to elevate himself in the air in order to try to block the kick. You're not allowed to do that. It's a personal foul. A 15 yard penalty. In this case, it was the last play of the game. It was a foul on the defense. We extended the game for a one untimed down. We assessed the 15 yard penalty and they were able to run another play and they got to shoot their shot again and The Colts win 29, 28.

[Tom Griswold]

And then a friendlier chick explained to me about an hour ago that the.

[Chick McGee]

Reason, say, how I talk off the air. Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

The reason that is the case is because when it's a 60 yarder, the guys, it's coming in pretty low, so they've got a better shot at actually blocking it. And that's why the guy took the chance.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, we had the video, if you'd like to watch it together here, there's.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, here it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's Mr. Sanchez puts the ball down and boom. Yeah. Well, there we go.

[Chick McGee]

If you see where he's pushing on the guard right there and he's trying to get up in the air.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you use your own teammate to get up in the air? No. No. So no one else on the field. See, I think you should be able to use your own teammate if you guys want to build like a quick pyramid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, they all said, well, they're bringing in the cheerleading squad.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sure the Eagles will have some way to do that, and we won't be able to get rid of that play for leverage. As a defender, you're not allowed to place your hand on an opponent. On an opponent or a teammate to push off or propel yourself into the air. Okay, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think that was valid?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean valid?

[Tom Griswold]

Was that much of a push?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean valid?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, he's doing it. He is doing it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, but being a semi Colts fan. Yeah, it was a great call, ref. That's the way the league works tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, that was fun. Glad we reviewed that. Coming up. We have more sports. We have science in the news today. Oh, we got some great stuff going on. What happens if a pilot spills his coffee onto the control panel of an aircraft?

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he just filled it with vodka too.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it the way it is? We have a doctor, a doctor in the middle of a surgery, allegedly leaving the operating theater for a so called quickie.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, to go back to our original conversation this morning. That's a bad time for a sneeze when you're about to make that incision.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Good call.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if the snot inside.

[Pat Godwin]

The body had to have happened?

[Christy Lee]

I'm wearing a mask. I was thinking more the slip.

[Pat Godwin]

The scalpel slip on your sack.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. That was. That was an artery.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or if you're trying to cut the red wire of a bomb and you have five seconds left. But you sneeze and hit the green. That's never been in a movie. That should be in a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

There have to be a few fatal ones where something went very, very wrong. I was thinking of. You're an NFL kicker holder guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, you got it right. It's a kicker holder.

[Tom Griswold]

And just as the ball's coming at you, you got a really bad sneeze.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. This could go on.

[Tom Griswold]

That could have happened yesterday. Mr. Sanchez. On the second time, it's a perfect snap right to him, but just before he gets off.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Charlie Brown's the kicker.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you don't Aston Martin 007.

[Bob Kevoian]

Knock, knock.

[Pat Godwin]

Dish.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a Sean Connery. When we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This will, this will still be the Bob and Top show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Might be the all time record for messiest show this morning, so stay tuned. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi there, Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Jake.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. And that could only mean one thing. Time for listener letters brought to you by Omaha Steaks. Get fired up for fall grilling with Omaha Steaks. Visit Omaha Steaks.com 50% off site wide. And for an extra $35 off, use the promo code BTS at checkout out.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Well, thank you very much. I have some letters.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have some. Hi, Tom. I, I do. Welcome to the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I, I, I'm, I'm in a little bit of pain. I had a surgery last Monday and if everything's fine, it's just as a Healing process. There's some swelling and I. It's hard not to sit down without.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

My left testicle.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show very large. I was catching up on a few old episodes over the weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

On August 18th, Chick lost his mind and said. All right. I bet you Joe Flacco wins zero games for the Browns this season. So far, Flacco is 0 and 2.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's early, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Do you want to settle up now or double it? Oh, there's a 10 buck bet from Scott.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now what is?

[Chick McGee]

Somewhere in Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

So how many does you still think they're going to win? 0.

[Chick McGee]

Flacco, personally, he's not going to win a game. I. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean, oh, come on? Have you seen him play lately?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, things can be rough out there. All those other guys trying to tackle you and stuff. You know how it goes. We have a tremendous letter here and I'm not sure who the person is that mentioned this other person.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, I have no idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Adventures in Vagary.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about to become eminently clear. On a recent show, you guys were talking about teachers names throughout the years. And I can't remember the names of most of my girlfriend's friends, but I can remember every teacher I ever had for some reason.

[Chick McGee]

Your girlfriend's friends, it's hard to keep track.

[Bob Kevoian]

That can be hard.

[Tom Griswold]

You were married. Do you remember the names of your friends? Girlfriends. You know what I'm saying. One of you said you had a teacher named Mrs. I got to get my red nut in my mouth. Ready? Mrs. Shatter. S h E T T E R.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was me. And I said Shutter was her name.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And it was spelled that way, but I think there was an extra U in there somewhere. So her name was Shutter.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from a Mr. Shetter and he says there are not a lot of us out there. I'm related to most of them. Would you mind telling me what state you were in?

[Chick McGee]

Ohio. That was central Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Central Ohio. My mother taught in a small town in Illinois for years. And he points out that cheddar is. Smell. Is. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's. I'd say Freudian, but really it's gonna happen. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On the nose. It's spelled like the slang term for an outhouse, except with an E. The named Shatter.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, see, mine was S S C H E U T T R, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this may be a different Rikers Island. New spelling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat. Is that a name from Ireland?

[Pat Godwin]

Which one? Shatter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Sounds German. I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know if it was Irish.

[Tom Griswold]

An Irish shutter. There's a shame.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a Seamus.

[Chick McGee]

All I know is there is an Irish shutter. All I know is an Irish shutter is a swell dog Shake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you heard of a town in Ohio, Tabasco?

[Chick McGee]

I have not.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Bob in Tabasco, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Spicy little town.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You almost wonder if the sauce comes from there. Actually, I'll do this in the form of a quiz. He had a Tom ism. He was in a McDonald's drive through and he wanted to order something but he couldn't remember it. So he ordered two of the fried flat potato things.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the potato pancake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hash browns. He said the drive thru guy knew exactly what he wanted. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, this is all part of Live View. You get confused. There's too much happening. We're all assaulted constantly by everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's a little added pressure at the double McDonald's drive thru. A little. They've got it down pretty well. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Regardless how you're going to pull up.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is still a little added pressure.

[Christy Lee]

Right. You're in a hurry. One that I. And I love Chick fil A, but I need to see a menu board sometimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm with you.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I don't know what I want till I see the menu.

[Tom Griswold]

They do have it down though. They've got.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, it's great. It's. It's great.

[Christy Lee]

I talk about pressure, then I just end up getting the same thing every time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I actually said. And though they're happy to apply, I said, I need to see a menu.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they have one.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they said, okay. And then they escorted me and my car up to the menu.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to apologize for the people that were behind me. Saturday morning after the soccer game, I've got four 9 year olds in my car and we went to the drive through, which I hate doing anyway, and then we got. Getting their orders out is almost impossible.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, from the girls. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you want? No, I got it done. And then just as I finished and started to pull up, I got a phone call for an additional order to be taken home. So then I got to be the guy going, oh, by the way, can.

[Bob Kevoian]

I also have a. Oh, you know, they're. They're good. They are good.

[Tom Griswold]

And they got it done, but it took forever.

[Pat Godwin]

What about the no eating in the car roll? What happened to that?

[Tom Griswold]

These were primarily beverages. Oh, but it doesn't matter because you go to the way back the car has a third seat, right. You venture back there every now and then, and it's always a disaster. You know, there's. When the kids were younger. Used to be the history of the toy giveaways. If. If you have a lascar, like a Suburban or an Expedition, where it's. It's big back there, it's. You might as well just put a garbage can back there, maybe an attendant to do cleaning. We're going through our letters, which is always exciting. You can reach us, Bob and tomobandtom.com. we would like to hear about your greatest sneeze, or if you know of a sneeze that proved.

[Chick McGee]

Don't ignore him. Don't, Don't. Don't send us those. It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I imagine there's someone who. On a. On a motorcycle perhaps had a. Oh, real rough go.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, the body's pretty good at regulating. Like, hey, this is a tense situation. You don't need to sneeze right now. Even I agree it is pretty. But there are times where you. What? What? What?

[Tom Griswold]

And have you ever had one during a moment of consensual intimacy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy. Not that I. No, only non.

[Christy Lee]

Consensual.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at him.

[Chick McGee]

He's giggling like a schoolgirl. On consensual intimacy, it took me about two seconds to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wait a second. He didn't just ask me a question.

[Chick McGee]

He passed judgment.

[Pat Godwin]

He implied that you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a. So, Senator, when did you stop beating your wife?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show, my name is Danny and I listen on 101.5 the Fox. I was walking my dog and saw this outhouse at a farmer's market in Malone, New York.

[Bob Kevoian]

York.

[Chick McGee]

I thought of Josh when he saw an outhouse. Yeah, there it is.

[Pat Godwin]

No wonder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's Arnold's tinkle tank.

[Chick McGee]

It sure is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

And it's a cartoon. It's a cartoon outhouse with his thumb up, smiling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we're gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

We're gonna need T shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

So is. That's the. That's the name of the company that's legit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you love to have one of those in your living room?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Right by the bed.

[Pat Godwin]

Right by the bed would be nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be unforgettable.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you have a. You have a booth right in your kitchen.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a diner booth. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Diner booth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But I'm not. What, an outhouse?

[Christy Lee]

Why would you want an out?

[Tom Griswold]

That Is an adorable outhouse because it's a nice orange. Nice orange color. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's very clean, Fairly decent sized backyard. Why can't I just have it in the backyard?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, would it be.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you put that next to your pool, See what happens.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that won't go down.

[Christy Lee]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for the photograph.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a nice logo.

[Chick McGee]

That's from shane arnold's.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Arnold's house of tinkle. What did it say?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tinkle tank.

[Chick McGee]

That's not from shane. That's from danny. That's from danny. Somewhere in new york. New York city.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. Well, thank you very much, dan.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, bob and tom show. Let's see. I work at a campground in bowling green. Bowling green, kentucky. We had a camper that stayed with us that has their camper named. And I think tom will appreciate it. Love the show. I listen every day. Keep the laughs coming. Would you like to know the sign on the back of the camper?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's named deland yacht.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, d E l A. Deland.

[Chick McGee]

Just like deland, florida.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy must be from deland. What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

Or he's aware of the land. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it looks like a nice time to go camping. Sun is shining. Casting shadows. Casting shadows on the nice campground parking area.

[Chick McGee]

I get a feeling you're going to go down to an acoustic guitar solo here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I got. I got a letter over here.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear bob and tom show. The other day my wife and I were trying to think of. This is weird. The other day my wife was trying to think of the name of our cotton candy maker.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that's a very unusual appliance.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, this machine will turn virtually any piece of hard candy into a ball of flavored sponge sugar or cotton candy. How unusual to have one of those at your home. But she couldn't think of the name. And she goes, where is the. Where is candy fluffer?

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably in van nuys.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Candy fluffer.

[Chick McGee]

And finally changed her name legally.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that sound right out of a movie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, my name's candy fluffer. He goes, it's especially funny because the machine uses hard candy. Been listening since 99. You mean since last century, as we like to say here in the bob and tom show. That's from jack in colorado springs. Wow. A cotton candy maker.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they have those.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the. Have you been to the restaurant that they. They have. That's this dessert that's a giant thing of cotton candy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Carney's. Boy, that sounds delicious. Doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

I think that. Is that the restaurant that went out of business?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Any restaurant that has a cotton candy maker. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Their food is great.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, then it's a different place.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm not. I will admit, I wasn't downtown. I am not a big. No, I'm not a big cotton candy Candy fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm the same. And I. I even wasn't too much kid.

[Pat Godwin]

It's too much here.

[Bob Kevoian]

It felt weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the mouth feel. It's like shoving cotton in your mouth. Literally. I mean, ergo, the name cotton candy. Thank you, Ace.

[Bob Kevoian]

For.

[Christy Lee]

And then it just goes away. It's like, well, that wasn't worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, but you. You remember it later on at the dentist.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that is some kind of a penetrating quality for the enamel. The enamel of teeth.

[Bob Kevoian]

I posited the other day that I thought Teddy Roosevelt was probably the last president to have any kind of facial hair.

[Tom Griswold]

I did my homework.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. What did you find? It's probably the same thing that Paul, our writer, found.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a bunch of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

A bunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Teddy Roosevelt apparently was the only mustache, but. Yeah, I started thinking about this over the weekend. And Abraham Lincoln, of course, had a beard.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was after. That was well before.

[Chick McGee]

Since Teddy Roosevelt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

What did you look up? If we ever had. Of course we had presidents before Teddy Roosevelt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we knew that. We were talking about the last after.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Chester A. Arthur. Way before Grover Cleveland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, this is not a. This doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Teddy Roosevelt. Which. Calm down.

[Chick McGee]

This doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Teddy Roosevelt and William H. Taft all had mustaches.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Taft, apparently, he was post Roosevelt. I didn't know. I wouldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

I would have wanted to guess that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Yeah. So the answer is Taft.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He apparently rocked a big, bushy mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Lincoln, Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes, James Abramsfield, Benjamin Harrison.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many, many, all had beards.

[Chick McGee]

Did you wake up this morning and said, I'm going in there and I'm gonna confuse the hell out of everybody? Is that your goal today?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The world is full of distractions, and we're one.

[Bob Kevoian]

The world is a vampire. And Paul writes also. This is for you, Tom. In 2015, I received a testicular hernia. Now, yours was not testicular.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yours was intestinal.

[Tom Griswold]

It was up. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

As soon as the doctor started getting technical, my eyes glazed over.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, you're the doctor. I have no idea. You did a great Job.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Why would you want an answer? It's just your body. Why would you want to pay attention?

[Bob Kevoian]

He says he got this hernia from a Massey Ferguson tractor. Front tire running over my sack. Oh, now I would think I would.

[Chick McGee]

Would think a hernia really adds something to it to mention the brand name.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, ironically, right now my left testicle is the size of a Massey Ferguson tractor trailer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he wanted to let you know the purple and black eventually goes away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And by the way, for those that are wondering, I mentioned that it was black and blue and it really is. And even though things get black, they don't necessarily get bigger. Just in case you were wondering.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

However, the. The purpleness of the saccular area is profound and it is much larger in size. If you can see me, I'm actually sitting on the edge of my seat. Not due to excitement discomfort, but due to discomfort. So you'll notice this. My seat back is way back there, but I'll try to get adjusted. Pat has a great song about. Yeah, maybe we can get to that coming up. I'll do it for you. Right now it's time to check in with Prize Picks.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. We have some very exciting things coming up today including how much would you have to be paid to dump your partner?

[Christy Lee]

Boy, there's a fight starter.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus we have, we have panties panties.

[Chick McGee]

In the news and it Looks like bad news out of Cincinnati this morning about Joe Burrow. It looks like it could be months, if not the season for Joe and the turf toe, so we will cover that coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's awful. Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Matt Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. We're in the middle of the listener email. Brought to you by omaha steaks. Omaha steaks.com 50 off site wide extra 35 off. Use the promo code BTS at checkout. Looks like Christy has.

[Christy Lee]

I have one. Yep. This is from Angela. I was on a date. I had on a mini skirt and a pair of thong underwear.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Tried to hold back my sneeze. Ended up being down my legs very noticeably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Peeing down my legs.

[Chick McGee]

Hot.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's a shame.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You like to be. You like to be peed on time? No. Sounds like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a bunch of folks that have had interesting situations with sneezes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one?

[Chick McGee]

I say your body doesn't know that you need to suppress a sneeze or this would be a bad time to sneeze. The sneeze just happens, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think sometimes it knows.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I've had. You're going into an Intersection, it's tricky. And there are kids on bikes and all of a sudden you got close your eyes and grip the steering wheel and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this all started because this morning you were introducing us and I. On the air.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you introduced me. And I was about to sneeze, and then my body said, no, no, he's, he has to say hello.

[Tom Griswold]

And I said, oh, but we've had some massive on air sneezes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody else go outside on a sunny day and you start sneezing? I, I, I've got that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I've read the actual sunlight.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sunlight makes me sneeze. And I've read that it's genetic.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So apparently my dad had the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Or my mom.

[Christy Lee]

Not heard of that.

[Chick McGee]

Whoever.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Dear Bob and Tom show. I was looking at an apartment for rent. I stopped at a McDonald's and got a filet o fish, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Good job.

[Tom Griswold]

Thumbs up. A big fan. The apartment was being shown by a very attractive young lady. She asked me if I'd had a big sneeze. I said no, didn't think much about it. When I got home, I looked in the mirror, had a huge load of tartar sauce on my shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Was it tartar sauce or.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a nice apartment, but I was too embarrassed to follow up because I didn't want to see the lady again.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Dear Bob and Tom show. This from the text line. This is Justin from Elmira, New York. Every time I get horny, I go into a sneezing fit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

My wife looked it up, and yes, it is an actual disorder.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what's going on. That's a porn movie, right? What would they call that?

[Chick McGee]

I've always heard the sneeze is a.

[Christy Lee]

Mini orgasm, but I've always heard, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It feels real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Feels real good. Tom, does it feel real good for.

[Tom Griswold]

You when you have a good season? Certainly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Most amazing sneeze.

[Chick McGee]

And ladies and gentlemen, here's Tom sneeze. Are we ready? Three, two, one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Whoa, Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That was a serious.

[Chick McGee]

One more time. Here's Tom sneeze.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

And here's Josh's sneeze to compare.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I didn't know you guys got one. Yeah, yeah, I'm allowed sneeze, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mine sounds more like a sneeze, though, than whatever happened.

[Pat Godwin]

See, I can martial arts or something.

[Chick McGee]

I can sneeze and make it quieter. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I die, I sneeze.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard there's eardrum damage if you do that.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta let it out. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you let it out, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

I was recording commercials or something and they had the tape running, obviously. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

That could have been a mic down the hallway.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Jim from northeastern Ohio. My wife was eating baby carrots in her car. She had a manual transmission and had an explosive sneeze which put carrots all over the windshield. At the same time, her foot slipped off the clutch. The car lurched forward and rear ended an suv.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Is that her story?

[Tom Griswold]

The what happened? The back window exploded all over the hood of my wife's car. Jeez, I still laugh when I hear that story. Well, thank you very much, Jim. That's what I appreciate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let her drive. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the problem.

[Chick McGee]

Next thing you know, they'll want to vote.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a lady. She can drive a manual transmission just much like Christy Lee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I miss. I miss a manual, don't you?

[Pat Godwin]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

I do too so much. Ah, speaking of a manual. A manual. Anything we have coming up? Drive in theater news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, very nice. Those are fun.

[Tom Griswold]

You're probably wondering what the connection is.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. I don't bother wondering those about what Any connections.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's entirely valid.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of the activity at drive in theaters I believe was mutual. Manual.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing could be farther from the truth.

[Christy Lee]

That you have not taken your kids to a drive in. I cannot believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

Again. I don't like it.

[Christy Lee]

They would love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like people eating in my car.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't either.

[Bob Kevoian]

We used to take lawn chairs with us and sit outside.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sit out front of the car. How about that?

[Pat Godwin]

I never did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. That might work. Although I got a feeling that for some reason have to be in the car. The next thing I know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you pulled the top because you have an suv. You pull the back of it. You back in. They get to lay down and watch the movie while they're in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I get gooey soft drinks and the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Between the leather and it's my car's full of ants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Having your hatchback open the drive in is like wearing a very tall hat at the opera.

[Christy Lee]

You got a part.

[Tom Griswold]

The person in bag of you. Hey, whitey. You with the white car.

[Chick McGee]

Drop the hatch down.

[Christy Lee]

We'll do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whenever people accidentally turn their headlights on and everybody else just starts honking madly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is drive in Etiquette.

[Tom Griswold]

I've only been to a drive in. Once in your life? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Saw the movie Goodbye Columbus.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

What odd driving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that puts a date on.

[Christy Lee]

So no wonder you're not taking the kids. The kids would love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

As a family. We went to see at the drive in, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, followed by the Naked Gun. It was one of the greatest days of my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you do the thing where you'd hide in the trunk and.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. My family was, was on the up and up.

[Christy Lee]

I saw Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid at the drive in. It was the first time I'd ever seen a movie with bad words in it.

[Tom Griswold]

And they jump on the cliff when.

[Christy Lee]

They jump off the cliff. And I went, oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Great scene.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Drive ins are fun.

[Tom Griswold]

And we've talked about this before. There used to be a drive in theater right off Interstate 80 in northwestern Ohio. And you'd be driving along at night and it was, it was a porno theater.

[Christy Lee]

That happened to a lot of the older drivers.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you timed it just right, you'd get about, I don't know, six, seven seconds of the most graphic pornography. I, I, I hope that they've.

[Christy Lee]

Since, I don't think they do that anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Screen or something. But that's sad.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we had the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, do people whole. Did they stay for the whole movie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they make love in the seat.

[Pat Godwin]

In the back of their own car.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're probably something if you're the ticket taker.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I told this story before.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Here Comes Bobby again. You saw Deep by himself? This is depressing.

[Christy Lee]

I saw Deep Throat at a drive in movie theater with the Devil and Ms. Jones. It was a double feature. The hell with an. With my best friend and her husband in the front seat, me in the backseat by myself.

[Greg Warren]

That's a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they get, did they get in that bean? Were they moved by the.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was just one of those things you did. It was kind of like going to see Rocky Horror Pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I bet you had your feet on each headrest and you were just.

[Chick McGee]

Pummeling, beating it like a speed bag.

[Pat Godwin]

How are they reacting?

[Tom Griswold]

Why does Christy even tell these great stories? Because she knows that you're going to turn it around and all of a sudden make her look like. I don't care, some erotic queen. Okay, if you have any other. The queen of the erotic. If you have any other great sneeze stories, by all means, I've got one. Well, no, I Want it later also.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come here, Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

Humpty Dumpty in the news.

[Chick McGee]

He had a great fall, didn't he? That's what I heard.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a lot of misinformation, if not disinformation about Humpty Dumpty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. What do you think Humpty Dumpty was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always assumed an egg. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not, not so.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you mean, not an egg?

[Chick McGee]

No, it was shaped like an egg, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. That. That. You're. This is all bad information.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna clear that up. Coming soon. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold Trickster, Ace Cosby. Tom getting serious now, getting his warm ups off. Yeah, I'm Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

It was freezing.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Very tenderly and gingerly let it go.

[Christy Lee]

Because it'll get cold again.

[Chick McGee]

Another listener email brought to you by Omaha Steaks, the Dear Bob and Tom Show. While I was shopping at the grocery store this weekend. This is from David in Cedar Falls, Iowa. Iowa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, lovely.

[Chick McGee]

I saw something at the store and I thought of Tom. There was a lady there, elderly woman wearing surgical gloves while shopping. Tom, if you aren't doing this. Why are you not doing this?

[Christy Lee]

He did during COVID Remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

They came out and said, more germs stick to the gloves than your hands.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to use surgical gloves while putting gas in my car.

[Bob Kevoian]

What I get.

[Tom Griswold]

That's that what happened when you put gas in your car. Don't you hate getting gas? If you get gasoline in your hands, it stinks.

[Chick McGee]

Has never happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've gotten pretty good at not getting gasoline.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I've gotten good over the years, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I ruined a pair of shoes.

[Chick McGee]

You're just whipping that hose around, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, big black hose. Like, hello, old friend.

[Chick McGee]

Big long black hose. Dear Bob and Tom Show. So Chick made an offhand joke last week that didn't get the attention it deserved. The topic was toilet paper being controlled and rationed in China.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Chick stated he was a hoarder. Then he said, well, actually, Amazon made me a hoarder. I forgot to adjust my subscribe and save after. Many people, me included, end up with vast stocks stocking up from Amazon Smart program. My stash includes peanut butter, dog biscuits, puparoni dog treats, Clorox toilet wand refills, and Tide Pods, just to name a few.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, just hit this. Uncheck it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, but people don't do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, this guy can't. You can't write a letter saying, look at what I've collected when it's an easy fix.

[Chick McGee]

This is Steve in Minnesota. No, I. I enjoyed that letter very.

[Tom Griswold]

And I agree with you, Steve. I was dumb enough to do that recently. I was. I must have been in a hurry. And all of a sudden I keep getting these packages, and then all of a sudden I've got hook.

[Chick McGee]

So everything yelling at me and your subscribe and needed and you got exactly counted and. And a good supply of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing overboard.

[Bob Kevoian]

I even go so far as I'll skip a. I'll skip.

[Christy Lee]

So will I. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I have plenty month. Yeah, yeah. I'm real good at managing our.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I messed up with pet food recently. I have two huge bags that are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unnecessary, so now you got to cancel.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, I have. I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good. Keep it to yourself, Minnesota guy. Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I. What's in his collection? What does he have again? Again?

[Chick McGee]

T. Tide Pods.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have shoes that are filled with dog poop. Well, stop. Stop stepping in dog poop. That's kind of the answer here.

[Chick McGee]

Clorox Toilet Wand fills refills.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are very good, by the way. You get the. You get the Clorox wand for your.

[Chick McGee]

Toilet, and you click on.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a little click on scrubber deal on the end. They're great. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You get right down.

[Tom Griswold]

You have the bidet, though, right? So isn't yours Autumn?

[Pat Godwin]

That's for the bowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

I disassemble it, point it downward, and clean the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I thought the.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought the. I thought the. The spill back from your buns would be enough to cleanse the.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, you think it's an insane spray that covers.

[Chick McGee]

You have got to be the stupidest man ever.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got a target. It's got a target.

[Chick McGee]

University.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I had a.

[Chick McGee]

There's no doubt.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's pinpoint accuracy.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at. I was at a memorial service over the weekend for a great guy, and someone. Someone can happen more and more.

[Chick McGee]

These.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone came up to me and they said, oh, I heard you talking about the sneak attack that bidet made on your ass. Which is. Which is what happened to me recently in Colorado. A surprise bidet.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you said, yes, father, but please, shouldn't you be.

[Tom Griswold]

I call him Padre. Does anybody. This is a. Another stupid question.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

I like having the water of color in the. In the toilet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't say watercolor.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

Does. Does anyone make one that's dog friendly?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't keep our lids closed. Don't you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I sometimes forget. No, I've got my golden retriever, of course, has no. No problem. But the little guy now is getting up and in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it staining the. Like. Does he have, like, a blue mouth?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no. Yeah, but I. That stuff can't be good for them.

[Chick McGee]

No, I can't imagine. No, it's not. No. Okay, stop that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe some dog person knows if there's one that is. It helps out, but.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you tell him what you're telling the poor guy in Minnesota? Just close the lid, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

We tried, and he just said, I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to sneezeology. I have an epic sneeze story. Writes Adam.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it better be.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a tow truck operator. I had a massive sneeze. I. I sneezed so hard, I hit my head on the steering wheel. My truck was fully loaded with a car on the bed on the wheel lift. Both got totaled.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had a major wreck.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What happened? What?

[Tom Griswold]

I am a tow truck operator.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what a wheel lift is.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing that's picking the car up and putting it on the flat.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how did, how did they crash into each other?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know he did. He, the guy did leave out the wreck. Sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

We, he all I can say that that's a sneeze. So congratulations.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I mean, look, evidence does point to. Sneezes will happen when they have to happen. Yeah, but I, I, yeah, maybe check your.

[Tom Griswold]

Lee in Dayton, Ohio, had a sneeze. Would you like to hear about it, Josh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Especially mid sentence. That's my favorite time to hear stories when I was talking mid sentence.

[Chick McGee]

You really were. I wonder what our show would sound like if, you know, I, we appreciate all our listeners, but, but if Tom was one of them, wouldn't that be nice? Listen to the show.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, all I heard was blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Chick McGee]

I have no doubt.

[Bob Kevoian]

You cut me off like I was a comedian. Guest.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the topic again?

[Chick McGee]

I told you, never effing mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Lee, kind enough to write.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Jump in with this.

[Tom Griswold]

A date? No.

[Chick McGee]

Non story.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just reading this letter for the first time as a young man, I was at my grandmother's house for Thanksgiving. I was on my way to set.

[Chick McGee]

The potatoes nude in front of me. It truly was a Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I was on my way to set the potatoes on the dinner table when I felt a sneeze coming out. I sat down, the potatoes, turned away from the table and sneeze. I wasn't paying attention. I didn't want to sneeze on the food. I turned and jerked my head, slamming my head on the microwave, nearly knocking myself out. Well, thank you, Lee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Saved the potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Save the potatoes. Not to mention getting mucus all over your naked grandmother.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, this has. I'll keep this one short and sweet. It comes to us from our trucker buddy, Darryl. He was on a date. Fancy restaurant, first date, sneeze, sneezed. Some of the sneeze got into his dates. Open mouth. But he finishes the email with the date ended with a handshake and a ghosting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta expect.

[Chick McGee]

I can understand that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Now, the other topic we have coming up is drive in movie theaters. Yeah, just got this. And I have very little experience at drive in movie theater.

[Christy Lee]

I am shocked by that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, I will, I'll make an effort to take the girls to one, but this guy says, dear Bob and Tom show. We'd go to the drive in movie. One of our buddies would go to the concession, go to the concession stand for food. We would immediately move the car and then enjoy him wandering around Looking for us. Is that a standard drive in move?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's.

[Chick McGee]

That's just a standard jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they give you the tray at a drive in like they did in the old.

[Chick McGee]

You mean it's the car hop?

[Tom Griswold]

The car hop?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so. Not where I went.

[Christy Lee]

No, not where I went. And they don't have the speakers anymore either.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Everything's on your radio.

[Christy Lee]

Everything's on your radio.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's blue.

[Tom Griswold]

That's going to have to teach a whole new generation than how to turn the radio on in their automobiles. How does that.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Do you think there are people out there driving cars that don't know how to turn their radio on?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who don't know how to turn on the fmam. I, I can see there are probably.

[Chick McGee]

Are some, you know, and I bet they don't have to pull off and stop at the side of the road if they have to tune their radio in like you do.

[Tom Griswold]

That was my old car. That was my old car. Now I'm. I'm sorry. So do they put the music or I mean the audio from the movie on an AM radio channel?

[Christy Lee]

Usually. Isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Typically. But yeah, it's, it's. It's better, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Much better. So it's like a two watt transmitter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you live near the. If you live near the movie theater, you can listen to movies on maybe. Yeah, probably some sad person that does that, that.

[Pat Godwin]

Some blind person perhaps.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you've been off, you've been off sometimes on the air, but today is a new, a new record.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is amazing. But I do like that this break has been us unreasonably judging others. I unreasonably judge Steve from Minnesota.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. You got. Just stop it. It's like if you walking dog poop in your shoe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you're right. That wasn't unreasonable. Just knock it off.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I mean I knew a friend of mine once, his brother would sit in his room day and night with one of those base station CB radio things. That was his entire life.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean that's. Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean there's probably somebody lives near a drive in theater that. Well, I, I can't afford to go to the movie but I got a radio.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope it's important.

[Tom Griswold]

I can listen. Yes. Sadly when they started playing the porno movies, no one ever said no.

[Pat Godwin]

He got it in.

[Chick McGee]

He got it at the end of somebody pregnant having a baby.

[Tom Griswold]

This portion of the Bob and Tom show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, blood in sneezes.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance News center, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Constant.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick. And a. A hidden talent from Pat Godwin coming up. And here's Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm not aware of this. Other than your ability to sing and play the guitar and the piano. There's another talent.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know of. This. This hidden talent.

[Chick McGee]

He's also an amazing. What do you call, an impressionist? He does impressions. It's unbelievable. He does John Wayne better than John Wayne.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to hear John Wayne with the. With the guys? They get off the horses. They're about to go into the saloon.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to see that. I'd love to hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hear it.

[Pat Godwin]

Gentlemen, to the medicine cabinet.

[Chick McGee]

And here's the actual line from the movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gentlemen to the medicine cabinet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a great line.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my favorite John Wayne line.

[Chick McGee]

How about that, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Did they have medicine cabinets in the Old West?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, this is the. The medicine being the liquor.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm aware of what the. What they're saying.

[Pat Godwin]

Gentlemen to the medicine cabinet.

[Chick McGee]

I thought they were actually going to go to take, you know, drugs, but, well, I guess alcoholism.

[Tom Griswold]

So is that. Is that accurate as to the times they did? They called it the medicine cabinet.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's from the movie McClintstock, something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Clintock McClintock.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

So that is a Western, I'm assuming.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's McClintock with an exclamation point. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'll. I think that's always a good.

[Chick McGee]

So in the future, when Tom gives us a headache, we can say, gentlemen to the medicine cabinet.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm just kind of wondering if that was a term back then.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Here'S something that might be just a little bit funny. Let me put my foot on its neck.

[Tom Griswold]

Gentlemen. They don't have WI fi in there. We're not going in.

[Chick McGee]

That's the worst John Wayne I've ever heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was Forrest Gump.

[Pat Godwin]

Gentlemen to the medicine cabinet.

[Chick McGee]

John Wayne.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Now we have a couple more letters about sneezes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. My wife was in the bathroom putting her makeup on. Oh, she had a surprise sneeze, came out of nowhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't you know it?

[Chick McGee]

Son of a God.

[Tom Griswold]

Smashed down her nose on the edge of the pedestal sink. Oh, breaking it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Is that what you told the doctor?

[Tom Griswold]

Let there be blood oh, great. Now I can't give. Now I can't give the guys. No.

[Chick McGee]

Sort of. God, Doc. That's what happened.

[Christy Lee]

I was afraid she'd stabbed herself with the mascara wand or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now let's switch gears here. We have some very interesting things coming up in the world of news, but we have Chick Magee right now at the sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley led The Eagles a 2017 win in Kansas City over the Chiefs in the super bowl rematch. And now the Chiefs have lost three in a row. The super bowl last week against the Chargers, and now this week. First time in Patrick Mahomes career he's lost three games in a row.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't know what's going wrong.

[Chick McGee]

I'm doing my best out there, and I will keep trying.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll keep trying.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Patrick Mahomes.

[Chick McGee]

He does sound like Kermit the Frog.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was so great. He didn't even know who it was.

[Chick McGee]

Then he backed up.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was Kermit the Frog and I didn't understand the connection.

[Bob Kevoian]

The rainbow connection. Gentlemen, to the medicine cabinet.

[Chick McGee]

Brandon. Aubrey was her name. Remember Aubrey?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who did that song was that? I can never wouldn't know which ones are David Gates and which ones.

[Chick McGee]

It was David.

[Pat Godwin]

Guitar man was David Gates.

[Chick McGee]

David Gates.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aubrey too.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. You know. You know what? David Gates was the backbone of Brad.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Fred was nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm a Bread fan.

[Chick McGee]

Don't start with me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had the band Air Supply heard and went. Who are these?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe I'm a one baby, I'm gonna need you that one.

[Chick McGee]

You're the only.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

That Lawrence. Well, delivery. A one and a two and a baby I'm gonna wanna you.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he's singing. I'm a want you you don't anything. You don't like anything lovely. Is that it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I just of the day. This is why we can't have lovely things.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I drive exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I drive by flower shops with my thumb down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you go by maternity wards with new babies.

[Tom Griswold]

If you. If you know which ones are David Gates and which ones are Brett. It meant you. You worked at an adult contemporary. You worked at a certain type of radio station for quite some time.

[Chick McGee]

Brett had no hits without David Gates was the guy.

[Christy Lee]

Then he went solo and then Bread broke up. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a bunch of crumbs.

[Tom Griswold]

I was starting to think if there was a Rye joke in there, but I abandoned it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was great. We got sliced bread, we got crumbs. I loved it all.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. What a day, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

You ever had sourdough toast?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I have it every. Every week.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What are you saying now? You take sourdough bread and then you.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you can toast it over the weekend?

[Chick McGee]

Are you got.

[Christy Lee]

Did you make it at home or did you have to go out for it?

[Tom Griswold]

I was having an omelette and I ordered sourdough toast for a little switcheroo, and.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a good call.

[Pat Godwin]

That's real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Delightful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, at what age does one no longer want to be in a booth? Remember? Because, you know, when you're.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I just sat in a booth over the weekend. I had a lovely time.

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with the booth?

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you. Some of this probably has to do with your current surgery up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't. It's just something about I. A boot's great when you're not getting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Surgery every two months.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Look, my sack. If. My sack.

[Chick McGee]

There's only so much they.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I get up and slap you.

[Bob Kevoian]

At what point do they just.

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of like, you know, get a free one.

[Bob Kevoian]

A certain amount. On a car you repair, you go, I'm going to go ahead, get something.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they're. The next time you go to the hospital, they're just going to total you out, you know that.

[Pat Godwin]

We got a lemon here. You might say will just get into a body.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't even.

[Christy Lee]

Now you don't like a booth.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. You've got this hernia thing. You can barely walk. And somebody said, yeah, let's grab a booth. Those aren't your friends.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing. But it's not just that. I mean it. There's just something about a booth I no longer like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have any elbow room.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not always.

[Chick McGee]

If you're.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're on the window seat, you have. They have to get up for you to go to the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like it because you're not in the middle of the restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

And then if you want to talk to the person. Person. You know, if it's a triple booth on each side, then you got to.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of lean well, but you always having lunch with you is like going to the Friars Club. You have to sit there and you go, yeah, boy. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tom's still talking. Okay, got it. All right. And now the waitress.

[Tom Griswold]

That waitress. I was Talking to was fascinating. Which reminds me, Christie, I got something to tell you off the air.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No. You know you have a booth in your kitchen, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do. And yeah, I don't a have have to worry too much about getting up when somebody needs to scoot.

[Pat Godwin]

Brings back such mem.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the. Does your booth. Does the seat. Scoot back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can move them. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You guys shut your dirty mouths.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this.

[Tom Griswold]

The chest. My God. Like you said. Air supply called up and said, hey, get some balls. You love it. She.

[Chick McGee]

I missed. I missed a part of it.

[Christy Lee]

Your favorite part.

[Pat Godwin]

He had a great voice.

[Bob Kevoian]

God.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he had a lovely voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we slime this guy?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I love him.

[Christy Lee]

Is he still with us? David Gates?

[Chick McGee]

There's no way he's still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, he is.

[Christy Lee]

He is.

[Pat Godwin]

Funniest part of David Gates is that somebody in our high school tried to do the guitar man for his talent show and he had the chords, but he just didn't have the changing of this. So this is a impression of. I think his name is Dave OConnor.

[Chick McGee]

More impressions from Pat Godhum God.

[Pat Godwin]

Dave O' Connor High School talent show doing guitar man by David Gates.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who.

[Pat Godwin]

Draws a crowd and play so loud, baby. It's the guitar man.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is a certain irony there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You gave his name on the air.

[Pat Godwin]

I did? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to stop doing that.

[Pat Godwin]

The one time I said to last week I talked about my friend Fred, I gave his last name. I shouldn't have done that.

[Christy Lee]

No, I told you not.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think it was the. The women that. Who you've named on the year.

[Christy Lee]

Did you go to your reunion yet?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going soon. October 8th.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And you're performing as well?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna do a couple songs I can't imagine about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This life is killing me. I'm gonna do in hotel pool. I think I'm gonna do a couple of songs of very nice.

[Christy Lee]

David Gates is 84.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, good.

[Christy Lee]

Still with us.

[Tom Griswold]

Still out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a mo.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we going to do the same.

[Chick McGee]

One one more time?

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to hear Diary now.

[Chick McGee]

What do you want to hear?

[Tom Griswold]

Diary.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I found her diary.

[Tom Griswold]

Diary.

[Chick McGee]

We all know the song.

[Tom Griswold]

I was looking for your vibrator to shove it up my ker.

[Pat Godwin]

What the.

[Chick McGee]

Guess what this is. That's not the right guitar man.

[Bob Kevoian]

You idiot. That's you wrong guitar man.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's playing that guitar?

[Pat Godwin]

Jerry Reed.

[Chick McGee]

Jerry Reed.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry Reed.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like Elvis.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he play. He plays on Elvis version.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry Reed played guitar and Elvis Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This Elvis singing, right? Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

That's Elvis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Guitar my hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song. Now see, that song is. Is. Is lovely.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like Guitar man bites bad thereby.

[Chick McGee]

If that song was lovely, you must hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Do you have the other guitar man?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's David Gates.

[Chick McGee]

I do have this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dear God.

[Pat Godwin]

What an intro, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you. You just listen to it and be.

[Pat Godwin]

Sad Sometimes you got to get it out. You got to get that sadness out to let the sun shine in.

[Tom Griswold]

If they stop making sad songs. Audrey is. I. I would like this is Audrey a deceased dog?

[Pat Godwin]

Could be a pet.

[Chick McGee]

No, it could be a pet.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Aubrey was her look sad. I think it's a girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

More sad than if it were his wife.

[Pat Godwin]

You can interpret it.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a terrible. He wanted her dead. This is a smoke screen for the cops.

[Pat Godwin]

Aubrey was her name.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That show off slide guitar there. George Harris. Sure sounds like George.

[Chick McGee]

Who draws the crowd.

[Tom Griswold]

Who draws the crowd and plays so loud, baby.

[Chick McGee]

It's the guitar man.

[Tom Griswold]

What does the guitar guy come and punch him and say, hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

He can make you laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

He can make you cry better.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the crying right there.

[Chick McGee]

What if there was a guy during the song? This is supposed to be crying.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this guy die in the song too?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's gonna play.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's a long game. Naturally.

[Tom Griswold]

And that. Oh, this is the guy. Oh, this is the guy that can't get any gigs and he's impoverished.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there. There's. There's a topic. He's a saddest song in the history of the world.

[Pat Godwin]

O Man Alone Again. Naturally.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but it doesn't feel sad. That's the thing.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't know it was sad at the time?

[Pat Godwin]

No, not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Went right by you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody Hurts. Gets a little rough. Yeah, by REM.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody Hurts.

[Bob Kevoian]

But even that is kind of cathartic.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of hurting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know you're hernia. We know, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

You did a tribute. Because when I post surgery, there's some swelling and some discoloration of. Of the tissue.

[Chick McGee]

What is stopping me from punching you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right in the balls?

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be an easy shot because there is some swelling. I feel like I'm carrying around a softball.

[Chick McGee]

I'm hitting literally that way almost all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't have excessively large. Thank you. What's this?

[Chick McGee]

REM Everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't want to hear this is we don't want to.

[Christy Lee]

We don't want to do this music. There's some really sad songs out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

This actually is kind of comforting. It's. Hey, hey. We all go through this. You're all right. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What about Nothing compares to you?

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The day is long.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm aware. So is this intro.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody.

[Chick McGee]

You sometime gentlemen do the medicine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kevin.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Pat, you're going to take some drugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Kids, you're gonna play your tribute to my purple hernia surgery. Yeah. Purple hernia surgery.

[Pat Godwin]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to show a little sympathy for our fearless leader. Just had surgery. Tom Griswold. Tom had a hernia procedure. Oh. And he's in a load of pain. You know he is. That whole area is discolored. Bruises on his stomach all the way to his loins. Purple growing, purple groin, yeah. Come on, sing along with it. The purple groin Purple grow. Yeah, yeah. The color of a. Of a red top saloon Venus looks like an eggplant oh, he's got a purple groin Purple wang Purple wang Everybody sing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hard to sing along when he changes.

[Pat Godwin]

Purple taint Purple saint Purple sack Purple crack Crack who you know it is Purple crack clutched like Bonnie the dinosaur Tom's got a purple groin.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll just adjust myself. It kind of hurts to laugh. Pat. Thank you very much. Now, coming up, we have more news from the world of sports. Plus we have science news today. The very exciting, exciting we're going to find out about drive in theaters. Got a big drive in theater story coming up for you and an update on something you guys all had wrong about Humpty Dumpty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait, you didn't have this wrong. You didn't grow up thinking what we thought.

[Chick McGee]

And you were finally being vindicated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I Just like you. I always thought Humpty Dumpty was a giant egg.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was often illustrated as such.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Humpty Dumpty, not an egg.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that something?

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

And Hoyle's Book of Nursery rhymes. I believe he is right. He's a giant egg with a bow tie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And a vest.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think most often a vest. And bow tie.

[Chick McGee]

A great vest.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like to dress up as Humpty Dumpty for Halloween?

[Bob Kevoian]

I certainly would not. And. And the reason I'm. I'm so vehement is the glee in your eyes when you asked me.

[Pat Godwin]

You said that just now. Would dress up as saliva that came out of your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

He was like a dog after a bone. Wasn't he? Yeah, we'll get him to dress like Humpty Cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I'm over. I don't feel like I'm Humpty Dumpty shaped.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you'd have to have a costume, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd have to have what, a sort.

[Chick McGee]

Of spanx on you. You know, when you get right down to it, he's just. Just a bully. He's an absolute bully.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not a kind man.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's mean. Very mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, sorry. We could get all the king's horses and the Kingsman over here.

[Chick McGee]

Kingsman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lou.

[Chick McGee]

Lou. You know, it was banned. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a contemporary.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

How desperate were they to fix Humpty Dumpty where one of the guys went, hey, should we. Should we give the horses a shot?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Kevin, I don't think we should.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Humpty Dumpty news.

[Chick McGee]

They don't have fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming to you from the O'Reilly. Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

More of the show is on the way.

[Tom Griswold]

You can find us on X Bob and Tom, or you can email us at Bob and [e-mail].

[Christy Lee]

When did making.

[Chick McGee]

Plans get this complicated? It's time to streamline with what's App.

[Christy Lee]

The secure messaging app that brings the whole group together.

[Chick McGee]

Use polls to settle dinner plans, send event invites and pin messages so no one forgets mom 60th and never miss a meme or milestone. All protected with end to end encryption.

[Christy Lee]

It's time for WhatsApp message privately with everyone.

[Chick McGee]

Learn [e-mail]. welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. What's going on over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I understand we have a satellite connection. We're working out on the big screen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there. Oh, there we go. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, everybody. Bob and Thomas. Ed Septic here from the Ed Septic Plumbing and Supply. Hey, how you guys doing? Good. You? Oh, I'm great. Great, because it's that time of year again. In honor of my third grade teacher, Ms. Brownstein, I'm offering my end of summer Back to Stool special. Oh, back to school. That's right. For only 99.99, I'll come over, bang your pipes, give you my assessment, so to speak. Tell you what we're looking at, fellas. For only 199.9. 9. I'll come over after the kids are school. I'll let you know if your wife comes on to me. It's way cheaper than hiring a private detective. Parents, if you're having trouble getting your kid motivated to get good grades for only 399, I'll let them come work with me for a few days on the Honey Dipper suck. But now septics. Oh yeah, you've heard of scared straight? Well, this is part of my scaredless program. That's a little message to all you kids out there. You don't want to deal with stool, study hard and stay in school. Now if some of you little turd burglars over there tired of school and you want to make some good money this fall, as part of my back to stool special, I'm offering four full time paid internships. Wow. That's right. To apply for your internship, write your resume on 2ply Charmin. Mail it to PO Box Number 2, Flushing, NY 1135 8. I'll let you youngest know right now. You come in here with those jeans a sagging, I'm giving you some suspenders to wear. No way. I'm Ed Septic. Banging pops never wives since 1995.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

That was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, time now to turn to the sporting news with Chick Magee. What's happening?

[Chick McGee]

Brandon Aubrey kicked a 46 hour field goal as time expired in overtime after tying regulation with a 64 yard kick. And the Cowboys beat the Giants 40 to 37. You know the story on Brandon Aubrey was he was played soccer for Notre Dame and he was watching a game a couple of seasons ago with his wife and some kicker missed a kick and his wife looked at him and said, said you could miss a kick like that. So then he went and tried out and out on the high school field the first couple kicks he made were from 60 yards with little effort and he thought well maybe I should get serious about this. And he hired a coach and wow. Now he is arguably the best kicker in the National Football League and will write this down. He's going to make a 70 yarder before the season's over. Wait and see. Wait and see. Tom is there.

[Christy Lee]

What is the record? Do you know?

[Chick McGee]

67, 64.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

And is that soccer style or is. Remember wasn't there one guy that had.

[Chick McGee]

Half a foot Tom Dempsey when we were kids in 1969.

[Christy Lee]

I want to say take care of that 63.

[Tom Griswold]

And seriously, seriously, he had like half of his foot was missing so he had this, like, big pad in the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So that's not fair. That's like having a mallet on the bottom of your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then all the imitators, you know.

[Chick McGee]

He played with his.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Doc, cut off half my foot. I want to play with big money.

[Chick McGee]

He played with the Saints and that kick came against the L. And Alex Karras was playing defensive tackle with the Lions when Dempsey kicked that. And Charis said when he hit the ball, I thought a cannon had gone off. It sounded that it was amazing, I guess. Cincinnati Joe Burrow left the Bengals locker room on crutches yesterday. Bengals win the game 31:27. Jake Browning comes in and leads Cincinnati to victory. But according to reports this morning, CBS Sports NFL insider Jonathan Jones says Burr Burrow. Burrow is suffering from turf toe. I'm not even sure what this is. Turf toe. They call it turf toe, but it's incredibly. I know it's very painful. And they say that Joe will miss multiple weeks at a minimum, if not months. And the season might be at stake. He. He's going to undergo an mri and we will get updates on those as they become available. Other winners yesterday in the NFL, Baltimore, Buffalo, Buffalo, Detroit, the Rams, New England, San Francisco, Seattle, Arizona, Indianapolis and Atlanta. And Tonight's Monday nighters, two of them. Tampa Bay at Houston at 7 o' clock Eastern and the Chargers at Vegas at 10 o' clock tonight and WNBA playoffs yesterday, Atlanta beat Indiana 80 68. Minnesota over Golden State 100, 172. Vegas beat Seattle 102 76. And the Liberty in overtime beating Phoenix 7669.

[Bob Kevoian]

Liberty.

[Chick McGee]

What's the matter?

[Bob Kevoian]

Liberty.

[Chick McGee]

Liberty heal. Liberty heal. And. Well, these aren't. Are these world records?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Police in New Jersey are investigating the theft of a Humpty Dumpty statue taken from a Cape May miniature golf course.

[Christy Lee]

All right, I gave you that because it said miniature golf.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks. Local authorities say they're looking for two men who stopped at Ocean Putt Golf in the middle of the night and forcibly removed the Humpty Dumpty figure from its foundation.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

The statue showing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Smiling, Humpty Dumpty with big white head, red cheeks, yellow bow tie, blue jacket and gray pants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, I bet they were laughing hard.

[Chick McGee]

Found several properties away in a nursery. R. Humpty Dumpty falls off wall. Yeah, we know. Cape May police shared security footage of the suspects online and asked for public's help and identifying Find them. That's the story all Right.

[Tom Griswold]

What's. It's fascinating. They're. They're all. There's Humpty because you can see now.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'S got more of an egg head with a man's body.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That didn't even.

[Tom Griswold]

But look, the hats. The hat broke off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I get the feeling they ordered something else and called it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like. Yeah, he looks at the mascot for a hamburger joint.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly. But like a bear from Bizarro World.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, but you know, the guys are drunk, obviously.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I bet. Nothing but laughter when they were taking that howling must have been.

[Tom Griswold]

So if a suspect.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's that?

[Tom Griswold]

The itsy bitsy spider.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cute.

[Chick McGee]

I guess I need to know what you're laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

His cellmate's nickname is Humpy Dumpy, by the way, when he gets.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, that's better than Dumpy Humpy that you want if you're gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

That first.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second, wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's got more.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I did some research, and there is no indication in the poem that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the poem, Christy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So who doesn't know? Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, had a great fall, all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again and.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there a second.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear nothing about a.

[Chick McGee]

And as Josh said, how cracked up did he have to be? Let's just give the horses a shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love the one guy went. Hey, hey, hey. We can't. We haven't tried this yet. Just hear me out.

[Chick McGee]

We tried everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Should we get. Should we. Should we let the horses try the king's horse?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

They are the king's horses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're very well taken care of. I think that's a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

Idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, look, guys, I admit it. I was wrong. The horses made it worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Almost.

[Chick McGee]

Almost stamped on it.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there a moat? Is there a mode in a poem?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Is it one of those things where it actually has 12 verses?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's it.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you're so. You're saying. Since they don't ever say egg in the poem.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then I went down the. I went down the rabbit hole, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What are you saying? That would be interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

The earliest versions of the poem come from the late 1700s, and Humpty Dumpty is merely a figure described as someone who, quote, had a great fall. There's no mention of eggs anywhere. The image of Humpty Dumpty as an egg came from illustrations, particularly from Lewis Carroll's through the Looking Glass, where he was drawn as a gigantic egg. So originally not necessarily an egg, but could have been.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, you've really been selling this as. Wait until you find out what Humpty Dumpty really was.

[Tom Griswold]

He. It's just in your head, whatever it is. I. I always now.

[Chick McGee]

But. But you said it definitely is not an egg. But it could be an egg. It sounds like, to me, could be.

[Pat Godwin]

Anything at this point.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a brand of eggs anywhere out there called Humpty Dumptys, do you think, like a large, larger egg?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they'd all be broken. No one wants to buy that.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody's gonna buy broken eggs.

[Bob Kevoian]

If we. If we all decided collectively to no longer engage him, would.

[Christy Lee]

Would anyone notice?

[Chick McGee]

No. I know what would happen. There would be a firestorm like you've never seen.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I really. I've always loved. I've always loved the name Humpty Dumpty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really? Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just so sweet.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder how long I need to talk before he pays attention. Obviously, he didn't hear that. What we were talking about. I'm sure I hear myself with my headphones. We're on the air there. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Rod McEwen.

[Tom Griswold]

How odd. I don't know if they have a. If they've ever pinpointed an author for Humpty. Is that like a Mother Goose?

[Bob Kevoian]

Potentially.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

I just wanted to enlighten you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you kind of didn't, though, because we.

[Chick McGee]

No, you didn't at all.

[Pat Godwin]

We learned nothing.

[Chick McGee]

If anything, you muddied the water.

[Pat Godwin]

Cloudy as hell at this point.

[Chick McGee]

Could be anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I just hope someone not been listening goes, oh, you've never had Humpty Dumptys mosaics. I get him every day.

[Chick McGee]

He's still. He's still going.

[Bob Kevoian]

He really likes this conceit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, he saw this and said Humpty Dumpty wasn't an egg. This is going to be fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it nice to know that you've been wrong about something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's the thing. I don't think we have.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think we have at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

We haven't been proven wrong at all.

[Chick McGee]

We're like everyone.

[Christy Lee]

Rhyme originated in the late 1880, 18th century, possibly as a riddle, and originally referred to a short, clumsy person or a drink.

[Chick McGee]

A drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was.

[Pat Godwin]

He was a short drunk.

[Christy Lee]

Short drunk.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be a bar that has something called the Humpty Dumpty. It's like 3/4 Metamucil.

[Christy Lee]

The phrase Humpty Dumpty was used back in the day to describe an overweight, clumsy person.

[Tom Griswold]

Person.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at this. Humpty.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious, but a drink. That's great. Okay, well we have coming up, we do have a world record. We have a science in the news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Science.

[Tom Griswold]

And wait till you get a load.

[Chick McGee]

Of this world record. Just wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming to us from Idaho, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up. You're not gonna. You don't hate me.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have coming up, mind reading in the news.

[Bob Kevoian]

I knew you were gonna say that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. And Greg Warren, comedian. Tim Kavanaugh, comedian on the way. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[Chick McGee]

Text us at 888-262-8661.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Go Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I am Chick and hello Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Some great NFL action and two games tonight I'd forgotten about. Yeah, and you can check out Chick's.

[Chick McGee]

Picks by going to the Chick McGee on Instagram. Don't look too closely this week. It was a tough.

[Tom Griswold]

Then next week you can get yourself all signed up for our pigskin picks here at the Bob and Tom Show. A great price package from Stephen Singer jewelers. I hate stevensinger.com of course, is where you'll find everything about Stephen Singer jewelers. Go to bob and tom.com contest and you can play pigskin picks for your shot at that $500 gift certificate this coming week. And we'll have a winner tomorrow or Wednesday for the for week two in the NFL. What's happening over at the sports desk?

[Chick McGee]

Stupid world record. Are you ready?

[Christy Lee]

I'm ready.

[Chick McGee]

An ice skater from Hungary has set the Guinness World Record for the most rope skips on ice skates in one minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can't be easy, really.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Junior and senior national champion ice skater Esther Sambath.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Sambath. L. Yeah. He managed to swing a jump rope around 136 times on an ice rink in front of a crowd in Sun Valley, Idaho.

[Bob Kevoian]

Single unders or double unders?

[Chick McGee]

She performed the most rope skips. Shut up. On ice skates in one minute. A feat she describes as her wildest dream.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's your wildest dream? Josh, go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, geez.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think we want to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yogi the bear was weird.

[Chick McGee]

Make Boo Boo watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was wild. Yeah. Duct tape to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Here she is. Here she is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so she's jumping rope, bouncing up and down on ice skates.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they are. They are single under.

[Christy Lee]

Boy. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Boy. And I'm glad they had crowd control. Look at the massive packed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at the blank faces on those. Forced to be there.

[Pat Godwin]

Why are we here?

[Tom Griswold]

See, I thought she was skating. She's just jumping up and down in.

[Bob Kevoian]

The ice with ice skates though.

[Chick McGee]

So what?

[Tom Griswold]

That's dumb.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, she could cut the rock rope.

[Christy Lee]

How would she skate and jump at the.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I thought it was so cool.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to see that though.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought she was kind of doing little jumps every time she flipped the rope around.

[Chick McGee]

Of course not.

[Bob Kevoian]

You has to have strong ankles, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Know, or that is. That's your lifetime dream. Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, good dream.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever.

[Chick McGee]

Ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe telling Tanya Harding, leave the skates on, baby. I'll just tear everything away and go for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kinda.

[Christy Lee]

There.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never had that. I've never had that dream. But I thought Tanya Hardy, a younger Tanya Harding was. Was pretty hot. And of course, you know Margot Robbie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can dress her up as.

[Tom Griswold]

John Wayne.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say John Wayne?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Gentlemen, to the medicine cabinet.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine was working at a very large skating event. Event before the big Tanya Harding thing happened. And they. It was the day before the event was taking place that a bunch of the skaters were there. And he had. He happened to have an encounter with Tanya Harding and said she had an unbelievably filthy mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I believe that, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's what I had heard too.

[Tom Griswold]

She would later get very famous.

[Bob Kevoian]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's still out there. Is she like on the ice computer?

[Pat Godwin]

Pop up on stuff?

[Chick McGee]

She pop up or she hit her hit a Boyfriend with a hubcap or something.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't it an ashtray. Hubcap, ashtray or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a shame because people. She was amazing. Yeah, she was really. She did things that nobody had done before.

[Chick McGee]

Physical like.

[Tom Griswold]

Like having her boyfriend smash somebody's.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just saying she didn't know anything about that. Look at. Look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. She knew all about it.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, very clear. Remember the expression there that he was. He had a galula.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there's a wedding video of the wedding night. There's a video.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think anyone ever said they had a galuly.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Afternoon. That was post. No, you probably did a galuly referenced a massively large. The John Hammacana thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's on film.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a section. You watch, Jeff sex tape of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That little wormy guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently very gifted in one manner, so. Well, that's our world record. I thought you'd enjoy that one.

[Chick McGee]

And that's sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

That was really something, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Kids, do you want to explain the end of the Colts game again to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me, or would you rather eat a shoe?

[Chick McGee]

I would rather. Shards of glass, man. I don't know. It's. I can't decide.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the name of that penalty?

[Chick McGee]

Leverage.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so you can't. You can't launch off one of your teammates or another teammate in order to block.

[Chick McGee]

This is according to the game referee, Craig Rolstadt. Here's a breakdown of the call. This is actually him after the game. This is a quote for leverage. As a defender, you are not allowed to place your hand on an opponent or a teammate to push off, to propel yourself into the air to block a kick. In this case, number 92 of the Broncos, Dondre Tillman, came across the line to the right guard and he put his hands on the right guard and pushed him off to elevate himself in the air in order to try to block the kick. You're not allowed to do that. It's personal. Foul. 15 yard penalty. In this case, it was the last play of the game. It was a foul on the defense.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they call Mulligan?

[Chick McGee]

We extended the game for one untimed down. When they foul like that is on the defense, they have to have an untimed down. If it had been on the offense, the game would have been over. We assessed the 15 yard penalty and they were able to run another penalty play.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what's the controversy here? The guy committed a penalty.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the Broncos fans are disputing that. They say it wasn't a penalty.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just the guy. The Colt missed the first time, then they moved it up 15 yards and he nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, way to go. Spencer.

[Tom Griswold]

You met and Christy Christie.

[Christy Lee]

I met him once. You'll never hear the end of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

So nice.

[Pat Godwin]

He was so nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy, your thoughts on Spencer?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Andy was there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Andy met Spencer too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes, he did.

[Chick McGee]

I was. I. I'd hoped I'd get to watch a Packer game, but no, had to drag me along to a Colts game. I. I didn't want to go, but it was quieter going and staying home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Just that simple.

[Tom Griswold]

It's coming up. We're going to talk with comedian Greg Warren and comedian Tim Cavanaugh, both on the way. Christy Lee is at the Silac insurance news desk. We have time for a quick story.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, a British doctor is under fire for leaving the operating room during surgery to have sex with a nurse in another room.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

When you know when the love bug hits you. Never.

[Chick McGee]

I say guys don't have a problem with this. Women probably are very upset.

[Christy Lee]

According to the BBC, Dr. Sahul Anjum Sohol Sahel an anesthesia said he needed a comfort break and asked a nurse colleague to monitor the patient during the procedure.

[Tom Griswold]

A comfort break?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's what he said.

[Christy Lee]

The 44 year old then went to another operating room where he and an unnamed nurse were caught in what is described as a compromising position by a shocked colleague at Tameside Hospital. Dr. Anjun called his behavior shameful but assured it was one off an error of judgment. He was gone for about eight minutes, returned to the patient and completed his work. No harm. No harm came to the patient.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the.

[Tom Griswold]

What if something had gone wrong with the anesthesia? That's why the.

[Christy Lee]

Geologist, he had a nurse monitoring it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What it could have, should have.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a victimless crime, right?

[Christy Lee]

Took him only eight minutes. Man, he's a quick.

[Pat Godwin]

You'd be surprised how short it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and I guess they're in scrubs. Pretty easy access. Just everything.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Forceps. Scalpel. Condom. I'll be right back. I guess you want to have them clear headed and happy when they show you back up, don't you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's not sewing. He's the anesthesiologist.

[Christy Lee]

He's just the anesthesia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he's fine. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Guy, he's got a couple minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Give him enough propofol yeah, Pat, you could have. You could have had sex and gone to Starbucks. Gotten a latte, come back some bagels. How's the facial?

[Bob Kevoian]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's still sleeping. I heard screaming.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it. No.

[Tom Griswold]

That's truly awful. Coming up, comedian Greg Warren. But right now it's time to check in with the home front at Chick's house.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We're going to get the satellite engaged and check in with. There he is. What a handsome guy. It's comedian Greg Warren, one of my favorites. Greg has some great stuff floating around in the world of the Internet, including on Nate Bargazzi's great, great YouTube channel. Nate did a great job last evening.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, fantastic. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hosting the Emmys. Did you see, he did a running gag in which they gave all the winners 45 seconds to, you know, do their thank yous, etc. And if you went, if you went over each, I guess second you went over, he would deduct ten, deduct a thousand dollars from a donation he was making to the Boys and Girls Clubs.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, it was a disaster. It didn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

But then at the end he, he coughed up.

[Greg Warren]

CBS kicked in 100.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for Nate. What a funny idea. And I think, I think it was like Seth Rogen did like a 10 second speech or something. Just get some extra. So cool stuff. Nate did a great job as always. And I gotta mention this, Greg Warren out on tour. A bunch of stops coming up for Mr. Greg Warren, a great stand up, stand up comedian. You'll want to see Greg live in grand rapids, Michigan at Dr. Grins. That's one of your favorites, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love it.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I get there a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in early October also Madison, Wisconsin, get ready. It's going to be Sunday, October 5th with Greg Warren and it comedy on state and then a lot of other gigs coming up. We'll talk about those in a minute. What's on your mind today, Greg?

[Greg Warren]

Well, I thought today we'd talk about the sport of arm wrestling, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right, here we go.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

As portrayed in the 1980s classic over the top.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you mean Academy Award winner?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it was.

[Greg Warren]

I watched it last night. I watched the full film last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

And I was, I was gonna, you know, make fun of it a little bit and I cried during the film.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah, it's very, it's really the story of a father and son, isn't it?

[Greg Warren]

It's a father and son story. And, and they have to go against sort of an evil grandpa portrayed by.

[Bob Kevoian]

Robert Loa, the great Robert Loa.

[Tom Griswold]

He's, he's the muscular. He's a strong man.

[Bob Kevoian]

No fly is.

[Greg Warren]

He's an old man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Okay. I've never suffered through that.

[Christy Lee]

I covered world wrestling or world Arm wrestling championships for ESPN one year.

[Greg Warren]

Christy, you did?

[Christy Lee]

I did. I sure did.

[Chick McGee]

Was it.

[Greg Warren]

Where was it?

[Christy Lee]

It was at the, the ESPN sports bar at Walt Disney World in Orlando.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah, it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

It.

[Greg Warren]

It was for ABC Wide World of Sports.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was for ESPN too, back when.

[Greg Warren]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The Deuce was running any thing, so that was one of our world. Yeah. And it was quite an interesting thing. Both men and women.

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

And they have different weight divisions and they have a right handed division and a left handed division.

[Christy Lee]

Correct?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

It goes way back, apparently. I don't know, there's people that say that the ancient Egyptians arm wrestled. They said they could see it on hieroglyphics. And then another expert said, no, that's not at all what they were doing. They were dancing, which I wish you could go back and ask those Egyptians. Like, I wasn't dancing with that guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was pummeling him.

[Tom Griswold]

I was arm wrestling.

[Greg Warren]

I was not dancing with that guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Taking that guy's ass. Come on.

[Greg Warren]

I was beaten. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you. Christy, when they do it, do they. Do they have like electronic devices to make sure they're not lifting up their elbow or anything?

[Christy Lee]

There was no. That was just on a pad on a table.

[Greg Warren]

It's on a pad.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a five foul.

[Christy Lee]

They have a ref, though, that watches and he's like down there making sure. Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Two fouls and you're out. Tom, you can't lift your elbow or slide your elbow.

[Tom Griswold]

What? So if you're right handed, what do you do with your left hand? Is that. Can it be.

[Greg Warren]

There's a peg that you hold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. This is serious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

To give you some stability. Yeah. There's a peg.

[Christy Lee]

So you're crossed.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these guys. When these guys get up there is one of their arms significantly larger than the other. Like comic.

[Christy Lee]

Not like Popeye.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Popeye.

[Greg Warren]

Christy, that. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know the steely dance song Peg is actually about arm wrestling.

[Greg Warren]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Listen close.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's all in there. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

I gotta go back because I wasn't getting that at all. But then again, I thought those ancient Egyptian guys were, Were dancing, so.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I thought Peg was about Greek.

[Christy Lee]

Style with a. Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. But back to our topic.

[Greg Warren]

Those are those ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. People tend to interpret whatever they want from those things. From what I've seen, it seems like. No, no, you can see right there, he's. He's drinking Sprite. It's. He's drinking Sprite. They've always been drinking Sprites.

[Tom Griswold]

The old logo.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. The first organized arm wrestling event was in Petaluma, California, at a bar called Mike Gilardi's.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people say that's the birthplace of competitive arm wrestling.

[Greg Warren]

Chick, you are exactly right on.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. Petaluma, California. Oh, yes, it is.

[Greg Warren]

It was the biggest thing going on in Petaluma there. Guy named Bill Soberanes. Bill was a columnist, longtime columnist for the Petaluma Argus Curry career, and he was an arm wrestling enthusiast. So he started organizing these events. The first one, the first, like, sort of real championship was between Oliver Colbert. He was a rancher, and he went up against Jack Homal. Jack was a trainer for the Detroit Tigers.

[Tom Griswold]

Almost.

[Bob Kevoian]

Say what?

[Greg Warren]

And in the off season, he would arm wrestle people and apparently was broken dragon in jail. Art is that there's nobody that could beat him. First one was a draw, though, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How long do they let it go before they call it?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I think they let it go until somebody loses, typically. But I think maybe to build anticipation, these guys just couldn't beat each other, so they waited until the next year. If they slip, Tom, when you're. When you're. When you're setting up and if your hand slips out before somebody wins, they'll. They'll bring you back in and then they strap you in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gotcha.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you start off straight if you want that. Can you start off strapped in, if you want.

[Greg Warren]

I don't know that, Josh. I think it would be sort of an insult to your opponent to be like, this guy's. He's going to try to slip up. But it's, you know, in the. In the movie over the Top, they didn't start by strapping in. Yeah, I. I think you got to give it a go without the strap. That's just me guessing.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. All right.

[Greg Warren]

But I think if you say, hey, I want to start. Strap, strap, you're saying, this guy's a cheater.

[Bob Kevoian]

And see, I like that. I like you get into his head, too, at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

There's a lot of that going on. Here's some advice from Jeff Hale. He was a. A very good arm wrestler, and I think he has, from what I've seen, the best nickname. He was the Hail Raiser.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he was. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta love that, right?

[Chick McGee]

Nick Cage, I believe, was the Hellraiser, wasn't he? I thought in the movie Hail Razor.

[Greg Warren]

Sort of a portmanteau he was Ghost Rider.

[Chick McGee]

Ghost Rider, Hellraiser. Oh, that pinhead, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but that wasn't the case.

[Greg Warren]

This is Josh way in Doug.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brad Bradley played pinhead.

[Chick McGee]

I'm keep reading the Internet.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry.

[Greg Warren]

Don't hold your breath is what Jeff says. There's a tendency to want to hold your breath. You're not letting oxygen get to your hands.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's good advice. I bet I hold my. I bet I've. Every time I've arm wrestled, I've held my breath.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, me too.

[Greg Warren]

Josh, do you arm wrestle quite a bit?

[Bob Kevoian]

All the weekly. But Godwin and I are part of a league.

[Pat Godwin]

I can make it this week, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

Beat the hand, not the arm. When you beat the hand, the arm follows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure.

[Greg Warren]

This reminds me when I was, you know, you guys, I did wrestling when I was in high school and college and there was a Russian guy that was in town and was teaching us some stuff to go where head go. Body go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where head go. So you control the head, you control the body.

[Greg Warren]

Control the head, Control the body.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

He's exactly in a stalemate. Be patient. Wait for your opponent to relax for even a second and then pounce on him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

And then the guy, he said scream, scream, talk trash. Any little moment or lapse in concentration, you can pounce on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, what's illegal? I would imagine spitting in the guy's face would probably be.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course you can't do that.

[Greg Warren]

I don't think you can spit in the face. But, you know, who's the know? Like, what if you're just accidentally spitting in the face?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Or what if there's a guy named, like Bad Breath Johnson and his thing was just a breeze?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, foul breath. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Well, I mean, the guy. One of the opponents in over the Top, this is where I think the movie took a little bit of a departure. He drank motor oil before he wrestled Stallone.

[Bob Kevoian]

That could be based on actual.

[Christy Lee]

I was involved in the Yukon Gym Jack Championships.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now the Jack Championships. I am also in a league there too.

[Christy Lee]

And they were. We started in Orlando and then finished in New York City. And you remember I talked about this on the air. Do you remember who one of our contestants was? One of the top arm wrestlers at the time was Joey Buttafuoco's brother, Bobby.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But a Fuko.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I don't. Do you remember Joey Buttafuko? Are you sure?

[Greg Warren]

I'm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got in trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And this was about the same time as all of that was going down. So Bobby was quite the.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the Long Island Lolita.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Fisher thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was misunderstood.

[Christy Lee]

And a guy by the name of Gary Goodrich was really good. I don't know. That name came up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, you must have.

[Greg Warren]

No, the bet. The best ever, supposedly. Guy named John Berzink.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

John Brzenka is the best ever. Right now. They would tell you Levon Saganishvili, the Georgian Hulk. He's from Georgia.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he wins. He's made a lot of. Levon likes his money, and he's John Brzenk.

[Christy Lee]

He was in the UConn Jack championships when I was doing them.

[Greg Warren]

Levon was there.

[Christy Lee]

No, John was Bresnick.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, John Brzenk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

John Brzenk is the best ever. They call them pullers. He's the best puller. There's a documentary on Netflix about. It's called Pulling John, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I thought that was a totally different movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad his name was a bit.

[Greg Warren]

Man, I'm. I'm tripping over a lot of those today, aren't I?

[Christy Lee]

And then there was a lady by the name of Dot Jones who was really good on the women's side. She was a. I bet she was on the big gal.

[Pat Godwin]

What about breakage? Are people breaking things in these tournaments?

[Bob Kevoian]

And over there in the fly. Jeff Goldblum really snaps a guy's arm as he's getting more and more fly strength.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that.

[Greg Warren]

Does that happen wrestling or was.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was arm wrestling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

The humorous bone is what usually gets broken. Guys, it's vulnerable in an arm wrestling match. Devin Larratt, he's. He would be the other guy that people would say is the best going right now. He's. He's a Canadian. I think he's a current champion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

But Brzenk is the best ever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Ronald Reagan, well, he went down to Petaluma and arm wrestled Bill Soberings, the columnist I told you about, the commissioner, just for a gag. And apparently Reagan jumped the gun, had a false start, and somehow Bill Sobering broke his ribs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Greg Warren]

I think. When was he governor of California? Maybe. Maybe that's what happened. He must have gone down as the governor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if these fingers are good enough for Jane Wyman.

[Tom Griswold]

Take some pussy Columnist from Petaluma, California.

[Greg Warren]

I think you're. I think you're about an octave high on the Reagan impression.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's more down here.

[Chick McGee]

Is it whatever Nancy says he broke the guy's ribs.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Rock.

[Greg Warren]

I still don't quite understand it. But he did wow in sobering. He wasn't angry with him.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. You can't get too mad at Old Dutch Canyon.

[Greg Warren]

It was a big deal. ABC's Wide World of Sports for 16 years, arm wrestling was on there and it was at one point their highest rated event. That tournament I out in Petaluma.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

The agony of defeat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can see the guys playing darts in the background. We're taking that seriously, by the way. Greg Warren out and about in the world. And As I mentioned, Dr. Grins early October in Grand Rapids, Michigan and then Madison, Wisconsin, Sunday, October 5th at Comedy on Stage State.

[Greg Warren]

Then it's going to be Added a show there, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you did good.

[Greg Warren]

Added a matinee show there in, in Madison, Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's family friendly, is that correct?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I mean they're, they're all family friendly. Yeah, I mean I, I, that one, I don't think I do like a kids directed show and that's not what that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Greg Warren]

But yeah, they're, they're not, we surely recommend it regardless.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And then October 16th, it'll be Comedy Off Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky, the 16th, 17th, the 18th and then the Funny Bone in St. Louis coming up in November. So some great places to see Greg Warren live and in person. Now, Greg, if they want to see you on the big screen TV in their living room, what do they do?

[Greg Warren]

You could go to YouTube. You could go to Nate Bargetzi's network. Nateland and I have a couple of specials up there. The Salesman and the Champ.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

And also you have where the Field Corn Grows. Is that floating around the Internet still?

[Greg Warren]

That's, yeah, that's also on YouTube. YouTube and on Amazon Prime.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I certainly recommend all of them. And Greg, it's always a great pleasure. Are you good at arm wrestling? We should get.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you are.

[Greg Warren]

You know, I, I don't think I'd be, you know, I, I, I'm fairly strong from wrestling, I guess, and from my dad and I, I have some hand dexterity, but I don't think I'd be any better than, than anybody else.

[Bob Kevoian]

Better than me.

[Greg Warren]

You know, somebody that trained at it or couldn't be me. I think I could beat Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't see his work now.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. And, and Greg talks cheap. Warren, your discussions of wrestling stuff is hilarious in your most recent special.

[Christy Lee]

It is great.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Just brilliant stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the name of the main arm wrestling trophy? You know, all the famous trophies out.

[Greg Warren]

There do you know, Josh, there's all these. It's like boxing, it's Alphabet soup type stuff. Where there's World Arm Wrestling Federation, the Professional Arm Wrestling League, Arm wars in the uk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those aren't just wardrobes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Those aren't dressers.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, but there's no, like, the Lombardi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, Right. Or the forearm.

[Greg Warren]

No, that's a good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

I mean, I would think it would.

[Chick McGee]

Be the Brzenk, but the Vishnu, the. Something like that.

[Greg Warren]

I. I would be. I would. If it was me in charge, guys, I would make it the Soberanes. I mean, he's the one who started it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, don't you. You want to go commercial? Like the Arm and Hammer?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Oh, now you got something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you gotta get Arm and Hammer to step up and throw.

[Greg Warren]

I think we found a sponsor.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Golden Ulna.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Ulna?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's an arm bone.

[Chick McGee]

That's an arm bone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't thought about arm wrestling in a long time. Thank you for bringing up those memories, Greg.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Christy, that's so cool that you did that.

[Christy Lee]

It was something. I'll tell you, the hard bone might.

[Tom Griswold]

Be taken the wrong way.

[Greg Warren]

Were the guys talking a lot of trash?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they miked?

[Christy Lee]

No. Well, the preliminary rounds, they really talked trash, but once we got into tv.

[Tom Griswold]

They were told they had to clean it up.

[Greg Warren]

They didn't let him drink motor oil or. Oh, the other guy. The other thing the guy did in over the Top is he. He ate a cigar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Smoking.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's when you know somebody's tough.

[Christy Lee]

And our championships in New York were the full. We're at the street, at the Fish.

[Greg Warren]

Yes. It was lit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was lit.

[Tom Griswold]

I was kidding.

[Greg Warren]

It was lit, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. That's a good movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thanks. Thanks very much, Greg. Right now it's quiz time here at the Bob and Tom Program. You've been hearing about annuities from the Silac Insurance Company here on our show for the last couple years of. And I've learned a little bit. I didn't know anything about them. And we're going to see how it goes today with the McGee Three. Three questions from the Silac Insurance Company. Frequently asked questions. Question number one. Dear Chick, I want to browse and read about all of these Silac Annuity options. What is the Silac website address?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Okay, question two, Chick McGee. I love the idea getting a staggering 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. What is the phone number for that?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Okay, last question. Dear Mr. McGee, you've been doing such a good job. Would it be too much to ask if you could also read the SILAC disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

I am winded.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, we have Christy Lee at the news desk. The Silac Insurance news desk got important stuff from the world of science, the world of panties, and the world of vaccines for koalas. Oh, yeah, that'll be fun. And the world of Aston Martin. Yes, James Bond.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody buy me a DB12, please.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silex Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We probably better squeeze in a little bit of history.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was gonna ask if you wanted to do that.

[Chick McGee]

November 3rd, squeeze a little history.

[Bob Kevoian]

I need a new calendar.

[Tom Griswold]

How about for the. The Grip Reaper?

[Bob Kevoian]

What's that now?

[Tom Griswold]

For the.

[Chick McGee]

For the.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to think of the name of the. The name of the trophy for the arm wrestling thing that we just talked about.

[Bob Kevoian]

I Don't mind the grip, Reaper.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That. That are just good to go commercial with arm and hammer. Okay, I'm sorry. And today in history. Well, this is interesting. 1928, Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were so pleased, they named Phlegm after him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that nice?

[Christy Lee]

Did he spell it Ph?

[Tom Griswold]

Because that's a. That's a British formality. When they made him, they broke the mold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why am I laughing?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, when he discovered it, his assistant went to the refrigerator. Hey, I think this bread's a little moldy.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Bring it on over here. I'm hungry.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a big seller, penicillin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it does. Well, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

It did work. Now I want to see if you know this one. Josh. 1954. This is one of the most famous scenes in cinema. The so called skirt scene with Marilyn Monroe was filmed on this date in 1954. Remember which movie it was for?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it the Seven Year Itch?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. That is a hot scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Famous subway gas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's sexy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like the white dress?

[Pat Godwin]

I like the picture. But if you think about the circumstance.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want some of rando smoke steaming her vagina.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I want bathtub hot tub.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Which scene do you like better, that one or the Sharon Stone scene?

[Pat Godwin]

Sharon. So that's too much. I think Sharon Stone's a little too obvious. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. I didn't know the camera can see that. Really? We got a guy measuring the distance between the lens and her. Thank you. 1965. God, I hated the show as a kid. Lost in Space.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Danger, Will Robinson.

[Christy Lee]

How did you hate Lost in Space? It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid. Stupid. Looked like they were on a Hollywood set.

[Christy Lee]

They were. Where do you think they were gonna be?

[Tom Griswold]

A dumb robot I love. I'd like to see the TV show Lost, but do it. And that's. That's what they should do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lost in Space.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's Lost.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ellipsis in Space.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Great.

[Tom Griswold]

The Great. I love that show. Which had a terrible ending. 1978. Muhammad Ali wins the World Heavyweight Boxing championship for the third time. Time.

[Christy Lee]

It's a champ.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Seven the movie. 1995. David Fincher.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pardon me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's a great movie. I remember seeing the theater opening day.

[Chick McGee]

Whenever I hear Fincher, I sneeze. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

They were going to change the final scene and Brad Pitt said no. It was in his contract.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen seven.

[Bob Kevoian]

The final scene is dark. It's just. We'll just leave it at that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've heard what's in the box.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's rough. Happy birthday. 1254. Going way back. Marco Polo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Polo.

[Christy Lee]

Marco.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that commercial where the guy dressed as Marco Polo's in the pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me?

[Tom Griswold]

Do the kids even know who Marco Polo is?

[Christy Lee]

No, but they play the game, don't, don't they? Marco Polo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a great way to ditch the weird guy.

[Pat Godwin]

I was left alone in the pool.

[Chick McGee]

He invented outdoor croquet, right? Marco Polo.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1857. Happy birthday. William Howard Taft. Topped out at 350, they say.

[Chick McGee]

Got stuck in his tub one time.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he became a. He became the. Didn't he see the guy? Yeah. He became the Chief justice of the Supreme Court after being president. I think he's the only one ever to do that. That guy must have hated his family. Well, work, work, work, work, work. Not being president anymore. I think I'll go run the Supreme Court. And I love this guy. Happy birthday, Norm Crosby.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, remember him?

[Bob Kevoian]

King of the malpropism.

[Tom Griswold]

He treats his family with love and affliction.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Always using the I, I, I thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was incredibly clever.

[Tom Griswold]

Always made me. Always made. Thank you for the standing ovulation. I love the Norm Crosby sweater didn't take off the way he loves the Cosby did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the Crosby sweater wasn't much.

[Tom Griswold]

Badass actor. Tommy Lee Jones, born in the state in 1946.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's in my. He might be in my top five favorite actors.

[Christy Lee]

Great actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, scare guy.

[Christy Lee]

Men in black love him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Men in Black is not my. One of my go to. I enjoy it.

[Christy Lee]

How did I know that?

[Tom Griswold]

1951. Pete Carroll, NFL coach. Oh, yeah. He's your coach now, right? Ace to a victory tonight, the Raiders. And finally, in sports, Dan Marino. Happy birthday, Dan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Laces out.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the Dolphins could use him right now. He's born in 61.

[Chick McGee]

He should die of gonorrhea.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that? And that'll pretty much wrap it up for our trip down memory lane today. Thank you very much. We now turn to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Chlamydia and koalas can cause urinary tract infections, infertility, blindness, even death. Now, Australian officials have approved the world's first vaccine to save koalas from chlamydia. The single dose Vaccine developed by the University of the Sunshine Coast. After more than a decade of research led by a professor of microbiology by the name of Peter Timms.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now they already did a vaccine for kangaroos. It was nicknamed the Fauci Pouchy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a shame so many koalas are anti vax.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know, some. Some just want more research.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of them are doing their own research.

[Christy Lee]

Are they?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Koala bears are quite the easy lay. And they mate more than human soul. They say they get bad urinary infections. That's something I didn't know. They should use some contraception. When they come and go, they come and go. This is the hard part.

[Bob Kevoian]

Koala. Koala. Koala. Koala.

[Pat Godwin]

Koala Committee. And that blows. It comes and blows. Koalas are horny little creatures, like human beings. Thomas and STI now, not std. One more time.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

How time we got some culture in this club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's the guy's name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy George.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Crocodile Dundee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not chlamydia to you. This is chlamydia.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's he holding?

[Tom Griswold]

He's whipping it out. Coming up, we have a comedian, Tim Cavanaugh. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and.

[Tom Griswold]

Get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7.

[Chick McGee]

Get all the info in the VIP area@Bob and Tom.com. welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Don't forget, NFL fans, two games tonight. And did you say that the Raiders game doesn't start till 10 Eastern?

[Chick McGee]

10 Eastern.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Are you gonna tape it, Ace? Yeah, so we can. We just can't give the. Oh, sorry. We can't give the score tomorrow morning. No. We have our special things going on in the world of the NFL. Thanks to Steven Singer Jewelers. You could win a $500 gift certificate each week. Details are [e-mail] contest. Get involved in that. And are we. I'm trying to stall here. We're trying to get hooked up here with comedian Tim Cavanaugh on the satellite. And I can tell you this, while we get that organized, Tim is going to be doing a special show at the Logan Sports Day Theater coming up Saturday, September 20th. Then Cleveland, Ohio's famous celebrities. Sunday the 24. First, these are going to Be special shows with Emo Phillips. Is that. Oh, there's Tim right there on the big screen.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah, I'm here. Hey, you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sitting in front of pictures of you?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yes, I am.

[Chick McGee]

What an egomaniac this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I am such a narcissist. My wife had this prepared for my 70th birthday. It's a. It's a little tableau of me. And it's just all the promo shots I've had over the years, and there's some of them. There's. Oh, there's a good Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

One here, but I don't know. I can see. I can see Bob's head. It looks like he's strangling you. So this must have been taken during a moment of reality.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah, that is true. And I've got one that. I've got gardener gloves on. And that was me getting ready to retaliate because I was not gonna leave any. He doesn't care.

[Tom Griswold]

I see now, Tim Cavanaugh on once again working with the legend Emo Phillips.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Emo is so funny and so great, and everybody has to come and see these shows. Emo is, I think, incredible. I think he is perhaps the best comedian of my generation. Now, my generation may not be your generation, but he's just fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Emoji your generation?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yes, he is. Yes, he is, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks so younger than I am. Okay, that's what explains.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

He does look young, you know, two years.

[Tom Griswold]

That two years makes a big difference.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah, yeah. You know, I had pancreatic cancer, too, and I will play that card hard every time that I can. I went through a lot and, you know, if you think I look old, I've been through some things and.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're. And you're not. You look great.

[Christy Lee]

You look great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you should do your hair like Emo. Do that Dutch boy thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, there you go.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

No, no, I can't do it. I never could do it.

[Tom Griswold]

That requires something of a comb over. But you look great. Tim Kavanaugh is our guest, and Tim is famous on this show for many of things. It's a lot of great songs over the years, including my personal favorite of the short songs we play. My personal favorite is the Detroit Pistons tribute song, song. I Can't get enough of it so much that actually Mr. Godwin has done a parody of the parody.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I did a William Shetland.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. But we're not going to do that right now. I just want to say that Tim is on tour once again. Logan's Port, Indiana, the State Theater, Saturday, September 20, with Emo Phillips. The 21st at Hilarities in Cleveland. Then it looks like there's a special event here in Edwardsville, Illinois, at the wildly Theater on September 26th. That's a Friday. And then the 27th, 7th, Mason City, Illinois, at Mason City Limits Comedy Club. All those with Emo Phillips. Is that correct, Tim?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

All those with Emo Phillips. And there's actually a Show on the 28th. Also Sunday night, special show, Mason City Limits, Mason City, Illinois. The coolest little comedy club that there is on the whole planet. It's really awesome. Okay, so come out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on. See it.

[Chick McGee]

They're.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

All the shows are going to be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Emojis. Terrific.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

So is Tim just amazing?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm just. People go to see Tim, they're. Oh, by the way, who's this other guy? And it's. It's, it's Emo Phillips.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

It's one of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly one of the great joke writers of all.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Oh, my God. He's unbelievable. So, yes. And, and so I wish that. I wish that he had prepared this script today, but he did not. These are my jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

We go.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry about that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got the introduction. We doing birthdays?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah, we're doing birthdays.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Let's do them. Hey, everybody. It's time once again for Tim Cavanaugh's cavalcade of celebrity birthdays. I'm comedian Tim Kavanaugh. Turning 70 this month is Pope Leo XIV, the first ever American pope after just four months in the job, he's making major changes at the Vatican. For instance, he's already renamed the Trinity the Pope Leo Trio, which I think is nice. Sure, it updates it. And it sounds like he's coming closer to making a decision. On a request by church members with celiac disease. They've tried to convince the past four popes to make available as the second type of communion host, one that is gluten free, made from rice rather than wheat. The prior popes have ignored the group's pleas, but last week, people close to the Pope heard him singing, Jesus is just all rice with me. Jesus is just all rice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Jesus.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I think he might be getting ready.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. The Doobie Brothers will be. The Doobies will be thrilled.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Oh, the Doobies are going to be there. Are you kidding me? I. I wish the poke the best of luck. I mean, let's face it. It's a hard, if not impossible Job. I mean, his job is literally hurting cat licks.

[Bob Kevoian]

They get those cats.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Retired major league pitching great. Oral Hershiser celebrates his 77th birthday this week. He can't be that old, can he? Oral Hersh. Okay. Anyway, his father was the founder of Hirschheiser Manufacturing, a company that makes 90% of all medical thermometers used in the United States. Which explains the names of his twin sons, Oral and Rock Rectal. Born this month back in 1933, was country singer Conray Twitty. In 1981, he built an entertainment complex called Twitty City. Neighbors wanted to limit the size of the complex, fearing that a big influx of people would be detrimental to their community. So they formed a group called the Itty Bitty Twitty City Committee. And it's worked out very, very well that there's a city there. Turning 57 this week is film star Naomi Watts. She is a brilliant actress, which is kind of surprising given that her parents were not bright. They were like 2 watts. She's naming me Watts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Born this week, back in 1837 was Mary Harris Jones, better known as Mother Jones. She was a tireless fighter for workers rights, pushing harder for self pushing. I'm sorry, she. I'd pancreas. Did I mention that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. That makes you not be able to say Mother Jones.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Mother Jones was a tireless fighter for workers rights, pushing hard for safer working conditions, especially in the railroad industry. In 1907, Mother Jones won a huge victory when the Supreme Court ruled that the railroad employees could work no more than 12 hours in a 24 hour period, striking down the all the live long day statute of 1879.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I have no idea. I'm hearing lingering things. Turning 58 this month is Deion Sanders, the only athlete ever to play in both a World Series and a Super Bowl. His rules mild growing up was America's first two sport athletes. Samuel Adams, who, according to the label on his beer, was a brewer and a patriot. Yeah, One of my favorites, NBC Meteorologist Al Roker. 71 downtown and 71 in the outlying areas.

[Tom Griswold]

Always a classic.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

You can't go wrong with that. And it comes around every year.

[Christy Lee]

I wish.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

He's like the equinox and I could do that twice a year, but I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. The brewer and the patriot joke is so solid. That is just so nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Thank you. Well, you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

It's right on the bottle. I didn't have to write it, so. Turning 44 this month is Beyonce. She's got such a great exotic name. Beyonce. And I. I was wondering, where did that come from? And it's actually from a Spanish bingo word meaning B.

[Tom Griswold]

11.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

And now it's time for something new. The Cavalcade coincidence of the month. Oh, this is exciting. There are two major celebrities with September birthdays just one day apart. I call that coincidental. They are Prince Harry. Harry the man who would be king, and B.B. king, the man who would be Harry. When's that gonna happen again? Born this week, back in 1875 was German Automotive engineer Ferdinand Porsche. He tragically died on an operating table while surgeons frantically called around trying to get parts for him.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Turning 60 this week is actress Kira Sedgwick. Back in 1988, she married actor Kevin Bacon, which caused quite a stir in Kara's family. Because Kara is Jewish and Kevin is Bacon. They don't get along. Let me interrupt this with a little bit of exciting in this room. Celebrity news. The votes are in. On this year's celebrity rankings, I'm proud to announce that our own Ace Cosby remained at the top of the list. In his category, most popular celebrity named Cosby, finishing an astonishing 17 million votes higher than Bill Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Ace is the only person on this show who leads his or her category. Tom and Willie Griswold, who are battling themselves, are way behind Clark Griswold, who is not even real.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Chick McGee has finally passed up fibber, but still trails Bobby McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Bobby McGee. From the song.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

From the song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think. From the bakery. What are you talking about?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Christy Lee is behind both Bruce and Robert Ely. And 60 adverbs, sadly, frustratingly. And 58 others. It's a little adverb joke. That is awesome. Okay. Josh Arnold continues to baffle the experts, still trailing not only Benedict Arnold, but also Tom Arnold. That's bad.

[Chick McGee]

It's all right.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

You got to step up your game a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll try.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Arnold. Very funny. Benedict Arnold. Not so. Not so human.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Very funny. Very funny. In his. In his day. And. And finally, Pat Godwin is holding steady at number two in his category behind only Saint Godwin of Stavlaw, the Belgian abbot from the 5th century, best known for his hilarious dream song, nobody speaks Flemish anymore. So congratulations to a. Still the number one Cosby in the world.

[Christy Lee]

And his birthday's this week.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that.

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

And you qualified to be in here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

And I don't think I have any jokes for you.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You just did one.

[Christy Lee]

You just did one.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Does the aniston not worn off yet?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard you got cured of pancreatic cancer. I'm real pleased. But apparently you're losing it.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

It's a 12 hour surgery. It's. It's a long time to be under. Okay, back to celebrity.

[Tom Griswold]

When did you have the surgery? Like two years ago.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

September of 2021.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been able to poop? Almost four.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

It's almost four years. It hasn't worn out.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been able to poop yet?

[Greg Warren]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

It takes. Took me a whole week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

No, I have not been able to poop.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. Nope. We gotta go here, Tim.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I don't blame you.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a closer here?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I do. Let me just do it. All right. Finally, back in 1875, James Cashed Pen was born in Hamilton, Massachusetts. He founded the department store that bore his name, JCPenney. Over the last 10 years, the retail chain has fought for survival, having gone through bankruptcy in 2020. During the pandemic, it has re emerged a leaner company. But the chain may soon meet its end if the US treasury goes through with its plan to eliminate pennies altogether by 2016. 2026 rather. If you think the government makes no sense now, just wait till next year.

[Chick McGee]

No sense.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

It's gonna stop making sense. If I hadn't screwed that up so badly.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you mention even with perfect delivery, that might not have really been the closer? What do you think, Josh?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I should talk about stakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I saw it, Tim.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll see if I'll announce. See you guys.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Come see me in the Nemo.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Timmy.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we've a special barbecue right here and have a special Omaha Steaks breakfast. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. And Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got over there, bud?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if you're aware of this, but. Oh, I'm aware we were talking about Humpty Dumpty.

[Chick McGee]

You're. You're, you're kidding me, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to go into that whole thing again. But Humpty Dumpty, as you know, the Humpty Dumpty statue was recently stolen from a Humpty Dump. The statue, not the.

[Chick McGee]

That actually doesn't even look like a Humpty Dumpty. Had you not told me that's what it was supposed to be.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well. But it was stolen from a miniature.

[Bob Kevoian]

Golf course, correct, Nels?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. Did you know that Tim Cat Kavanaugh, who was just our guest, is a very fine miniature golf player?

[Christy Lee]

I did not know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

That tracks. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I just thought I'd let you know that gives me an excuse to mention the fact that Tim is going to be working with the great Emo Phillips once again. Saturday the 20th in Logan's Port, Indiana, Cleveland, Ohio. Sunday evening at the wonderful comedy club known as hilarity. Friday the 26th and Edwardsville, Illinois. And then a couple of shows in Mason City, the 27th and apparently the 28th at Mason City, Illinois. So, Emo and Tim, that'll be a killer show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you know Emo Phillips is a stage name? His actual name, Emo Flathead. Emo Flathead Chick. Is that comedy?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say no.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I would like to hear what Emo has to say about that because Emo is such a great joke writer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I wonder if he would.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? He encouraged me. Pat me on the back and encourage me to keep trying? Or would he say, no, no, this isn't for you?

[Pat Godwin]

I think he'd like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he might like that. We'll run it by him the next time he stops by. In the meantime, we're going to run by Christy Lee's desk over there because it's the news desk, the Silac Insurance news desk. Ms. Stripes, you're not going to even be here. What day are you ditching us?

[Christy Lee]

Thursday.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're going to see the wizard.

[Christy Lee]

Of Oz in Los Angeles.

[Tom Griswold]

Las Vegas at the Sphere.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Fly in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fly.

[Christy Lee]

I've never done anything like this in my life.

[Chick McGee]

It's flying and fly out.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. One day.

[Bob Kevoian]

High class hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Have you done that?

[Chick McGee]

I've never fly. I've never flown in and flown out.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. Yeah, it'll be fun.

[Chick McGee]

I want to. Today would be a day I do it. I'd fly out of here.

[Christy Lee]

Where'd you fly to?

[Chick McGee]

Anywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wouldn't even. You wouldn't care where they land or if.

[Chick McGee]

No, sir. I'd be up in the air, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Wham.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine with me. What's that noise? I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to. I'd like to. I was thinking of flying out to Los Angeles to see the who this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen any video of them on online from their. Their recent.

[Christy Lee]

They don't move around much.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're both, what, 80?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've answered your own question, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I've never seen the who in person.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's okay. It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the greatest. I mean.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'd like to see them, too, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, maybe me and you go hang out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, man. You want to go to la.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to la.

[Chick McGee]

And you two fly in. Fly out.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You could do it in a weekend.

[Chick McGee]

I dare you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I actually can't. I've got a.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Medical thing.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Can you imagine how long it take him to get on a plane?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll still do it. Give me your credit card.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not huge, but see, this is the whole thing. I like getting to the airport three hours. Hours early.

[Christy Lee]

Three hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoy the airport. Get. And I've got a.

[Chick McGee]

You get a shoe shine.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a new pair of shoes I got to get shined.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why? They're new.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Three hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two gentlemen to the medicine.

[Christy Lee]

Kevin, I don't think the shoeshine guys work that long. They're not there very often.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's a sad day.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of sad days in history. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Officials in New York State, in case you missed it, speaking of high. Say four hikers high on magic mushrooms needed to be rescued from the Catskill Mountains. The New York State Department of Environmental Conservation said one of the hikers called for help, saying they had all taken psychedelic mushrooms and that one was suffering from a quote debilitating high. Another one of the hikers was hallucinating, claiming to see a bridge that did not exist.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's the one you worry about. What if he's crossing a gorge?

[Christy Lee]

And the men were lost on the Giant Ledge Trail, which ranges from 1100 to 2600ft in elevation with several sheer cliffs and drops. They were brought safely down.

[Pat Godwin]

By the way, I have a little Neil Young thing. I'm going to ruin Sugar Mountain for you, okay?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. This never happened. Normally you just go into this. Oh, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, to be trippin on a mountain. We didn't microdose.

[Christy Lee]

We overdosed.

[Pat Godwin]

You can get too high on magic mushrooms, you'll talk to bears and try to kiss the raccoons. You might be leaving this earth too soon. We took what way too much and it kicked in at the top I see wizard of oz like trees 8 foot bees and talking rocks oh, oh to be tripping in the Catskills Just saw a show with brickles and shaky green can't be effed up high in the mountains where it a snake as a tie as you head down to the dock it bit you on the collarbone. You thought I was going to say.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

I went another way.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Gentlemen, let's add to the medicine cabinet.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great John Wayne. He kills it.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know you did that.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a. I just always like that quote.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a medicine cabinet? You have Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I do not. Do you.

[Chick McGee]

We have a drawer now, drawers are big, Right.

[Christy Lee]

I keep mine in a little closet in the pantry of the kitchen.

[Chick McGee]

I just have. I just have mirrors on the wall. I don't have medicine cabinets in the bathroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I don't either.

[Christy Lee]

Just have mirrors.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that no longer a thing?

[Chick McGee]

I think medicine cabinets are, if not gone, pretty much gone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that great commercial where the guy opens the medicine cabinet and there's a guy in the other side?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

That was classic.

[Christy Lee]

Why do people keep their medicines in the kitchen? Have you ever noticed that?

[Chick McGee]

Or in a draw.

[Bob Kevoian]

In a drawer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, in a drawer.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe because that's where the fluid is to drink.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It's where the idea. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

With food, with water supplements, kitchen, bathroom, medicine.

[Christy Lee]

My mom always had it in the cabinet next to the refrigerator, but fortunately, I could put mine in the pantry this time. Hey. A United Airlines flight from Chicago to San Juan was delayed three hours after the captain spilled coffee in the cockpit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oops.

[Chick McGee]

My bad.

[Christy Lee]

The Airbus A321 had pushed back from the gate at O' Hare and was taxing when the captain accidentally spilled his coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Name of that plane's an Airbus, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, why would you do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because it has all. All the. The joy and comfort of being on a bus. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's pretty accurate.

[Christy Lee]

Liquids can affect sensitive electronics. The aircraft was required to return to the gate.

[Tom Griswold]

You're saying that to me for cleaning.

[Christy Lee]

And a full inspection. Yeah. We know you've spilled.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Right into this machine here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How many. How many over, under. How many coffees?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Christy Lee]

Passengers later continued their journey on the same plane after the safety checks were completed. Completed several hours later.

[Tom Griswold]

At least he didn't spill a beer. That would have shorted it out for sure.

[Christy Lee]

And officials in Montana.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty scary.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I mean, if you.

[Tom Griswold]

If I spilled this coffee that I'm drinking right now into this board right in front of me, it would. There'd be sparks and smoke, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm ready to try. Hey, Eddie. I mean, how do they. Do they. Do they not have the technology now for. Do they have cup holders?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a good question. In the cockpit?

[Tom Griswold]

This is a fair question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Are there cup holders use those plastic ones you put on the window?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know, because they. Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

That's an excellent question.

[Chick McGee]

I don't see there being that much of a gap between the window and the body of the plane to be able to pull one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

And the angle would be wrong. The. By the way, has anybody seen the Charlie Sheen documentary?

[Chick McGee]

I am in the process of watching it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's sh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have not.

[Tom Griswold]

Right at the beginning is this. This isn't a spoiler. It's right at the beginning.

[Chick McGee]

It's exactly what you think. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Charlie tells a story. He's on his first honeymoon. It's not going well. He's on an airplane. He gets recognized, gets in. He's completely trashed. According to his own account, he ends up in the cockpit pit with the pilot. Wants to take a picture. Take a picture. And Charlie ends up putting on the guy's hat and jacket, sitting in the. Sitting in the pilot seat. And then the pilot turns off the.

[Chick McGee]

Autopilot and the Charlie is flying the plane.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are a couple hundred people on this. They're over the Ocean, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, 300 people. I don't know if they're over the ocean, but there are. It's a full plane.

[Tom Griswold]

So Charlie's making the plane kind of move around. Why? Wow, that's terrifying. Probably against the rules, I'm guessing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But that. That documentary, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the Nick co pilot.

[Christy Lee]

And that the co pilot was sitting there at the same time. Right.

[Chick McGee]

There's a Nick Cage part where he somehow gets a hold of the intercom and he said, this is your captain speaking. I'm not feeling real great right now as a matter. And then people start to scream in the back of the plane and it's. I guess it's a famous story. I had not heard it before. Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Don't you have a Charlie Sheen song?

[Pat Godwin]

I do. I'd have to do it tomorrow for you, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. I'm not up on it.

[Tom Griswold]

It just occurred to me. In any event. So this pilot spills coffee in the. I. I would. Are they allowed to. I guess they're allowed to drink coffee up front. I'm. Do they? Do they. Do they. Are they supposed to lean back or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

I picture a thermos. I picture. Sure. That being a pilot is a thermos opportunity.

[Chick McGee]

Like a lunchbox.

[Christy Lee]

Like the big green one that has.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And you drink out of the tin lid.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was the first guy to realize that they were making cups at the fast food places too big for the cup holders and they shrunk. The bottom of it. And now of course, the Stanley people are everywhere. In yeti. That had to be a great meeting. Behind. You ever notice that no one's buying our giant cups, but we could. It's jeans.

[Chick McGee]

Shrink the bottom. They fit in a couple.

[Tom Griswold]

It's good stuff. Well, if there are city pilots listening, let me know about what the rule is on. On doing shots up front. No, I mean drinking coffee. Well, I'm glad everything is okay.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have meth being burned.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Being burned.

[Christy Lee]

Burned Meth.

[Tom Griswold]

Math.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you don't want to overcook your math.

[Christy Lee]

No, this is a. This is a controlled FBI burden. That doesn't go so well.

[Tom Griswold]

They burn it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, sorry Delaware, you're all high.

[Chick McGee]

They burn it.

[Christy Lee]

Who thought that was a good idea?

[Pat Godwin]

It's probably not.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude, flush it down the toilet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's no good either. It's like flushing prescription.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Water.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man. There's a movie. Meth Gator. He's pissed and he's hungry. Not in the first act. Then he just gums you to death. We have to go that direction right now.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Check in with that man right there. It's Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me.

[Chick McGee]

Pardon me.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about sneezing on cue.

[Chick McGee]

I'M just coughing on cue.

[Tom Griswold]

Just gagging.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry. No, we'll be back with some that story about the meth and that'll happen.

[Chick McGee]

As soon as we return.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we'll do that when we're back.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share something? Send us an email. Email Bob and Tom. Bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick. And there is Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Just got a message from comedian Tim Cavitation.

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh.

[Tom Griswold]

I was mentioning that Tim Cavanaugh was an excellent miniature golf player.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Little trivia fact that I happen to be aware of. And Tim must have been listening. He said, did you know that miniature golf is a game played by paramedics on their day off?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not quite doctors and it's not quite golf. Well, thank you, Tim. I certainly appreciate that. Apparently I appreciate it more than anyone else, Jim. I enjoyed it very much. And I love your Brewers Patriots cheers joke that makes me laugh every time. We're going to go that direction and talk to the lady in stripes who's on her way to Las Vegas to.

[Chick McGee]

See the sphere fly and fly out.

[Christy Lee]

Fly and fly out.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're flying out Thursday morning, going.

[Christy Lee]

To the movie Flying out that right after.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we like land early in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you going straight to the sphere?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have a couple hours because the movie's at 11 o'. Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. Wait a minute. What should she better on, chick?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, 22 black. 22 black.

[Tom Griswold]

22,000 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

She sure like she's Sherlock 22.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And she sure like it black.

[Christy Lee]

And I sure like that craps table.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know. I've seen it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm, I'm. You said it. I want to go play. Thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like hard. Are you like eight? The hard way is that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All the hard ways. All the hard ways.

[Christy Lee]

You don't play the hard ways. So you're playing with their money, though. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Officials in Montana say several animal shelter workers were hospitalized following an FBI Meth burn.2 pounds of meth seized by federal agents burned using an incinerator at the shelter.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Which is used primarily to.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities report that smoke started to fill the building during a drug.

[Tom Griswold]

But two pounds of meth is like not it's like a football's worth, I'm guessing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. It's not a lot lot. Well, there. They measure.

[Christy Lee]

Take much meth to.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a puppy's worth. They measure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Two pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

You see what he just did?

[Chick McGee]

I know you tried to steer it the other way. He highlighted what they used the machine for.

[Christy Lee]

The smoke started to fill the building during a drug burn. Apparently because of negative pressure, it sucked it back inside. 14.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That s. That sounds like. What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. You wrote the story.

[Tom Griswold]

It's based around the. The semi information.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know how it is if you. If you. Sometimes you light a fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Was the flu closed?

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe something like. I mean. Yeah, you got to warm that flu so that the air sucks it out of there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

14 shelter workers were taken to the hospital where they spent several hours in an oxygen chamber for treatment. The shelters, 75 dogs and cats were relocated or put into foster homes due to this.

[Tom Griswold]

They're doing an episode about this. Are they with meth at the shelter? It's called. It's called barking bad.

[Chick McGee]

Cute. Really, really cute. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And as Pat Godwin pointed out, I hope they didn't have any, like, large reptiles there. I mean, you get meth gator on you, you're in big trouble.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think if they find a stray gator, they. They take it to the.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a place.

[Chick McGee]

Shelter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but not every.

[Tom Griswold]

All these dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Cats, Please.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but all these cities have. They have exotic animal.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

People that, you know. If someone says they've got it, whatever, they'll come get it and deal with it. I saw a possum this morning. God, I don't know why I hate those things so much. They're creepy.

[Christy Lee]

They're good for your. You should have them in your yard. They eat road or bugs and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Possums? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, possums will eat bugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Grubs and whatnot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they get under there and eat the grubs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they'll do it.

[Christy Lee]

They eat grubs, but they eat bugs. I know that.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen an armadillo yet. We're supposed to get armadillo.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. I just talked to someone last week that saw one.

[Chick McGee]

I can't wait to see an armadillo. I've seen them in Texas, but I've never seen.

[Bob Kevoian]

I drive back to Missouri, I see them all over the place.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they litter the side of the roads with carcasses?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You have one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

This is One of those animals. I've never been able to. How large is an army armadillo? Is it the size of a duck?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. It's like a small horse.

[Christy Lee]

It's not like a small.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's like your Shetland pony.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're the Shetland pony of the guys.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys. Okay, well, welcome to dick world.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they scream. That's the worst.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they'll scream.

[Bob Kevoian]

They screech.

[Chick McGee]

They know what's happening.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how when you're little, you don't.

[Chick McGee]

They're aware.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have. You don't have scale, so you don't know how big something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Armadillos do.

[Christy Lee]

They have lots of scales.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Covered in scale.

[Tom Griswold]

So hold your hands apart. Is it like the size of a loaf of bread?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's. It's. Think of it. They're about cat sized, I'd say. See, I thought they were huge, but they're flat. They're not really flat.

[Christy Lee]

Aardvarks are a lot bigger than you think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, those are. Those are more like dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Right. I always thought an aardvark was smaller, but they're quite large now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have aardvarks at the zoo?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure, some. Some.

[Christy Lee]

We had one, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

But we had choked on some ants.

[Christy Lee]

Aardvark was moved to another zoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what happened?

[Pat Godwin]

Too aggressive?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the hoa. Hoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pick.

[Tom Griswold]

Kick them out.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

They were tired. The aardvark was always at the. For roll call. He was first.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now the apes are going, we're first.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

They had a better facility to house the aardvark.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have armadillos at the zoo?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Will they get in and attack the animals? They'd be first.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Aardvarks.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they eat.

[Christy Lee]

Aardvarks or armadillos.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do we.

[Tom Griswold]

Armadillos.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, I thought aardvark was on armadillo.

[Christy Lee]

No, an aardvark has a big long nose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aardvark's closer to an anteater.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, aardvarks and anteaters is what I'm gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So these armadillos are. I remember reading about them in Texas. But they're. And they're. But they're coming north and east. Is that correct? And you say you see them in Missouri all the time?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they eat? Are they attacking dogs and cats?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, they're not like that.

[Chick McGee]

No other armadillos.

[Tom Griswold]

They're just creepy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it depends on how you look at it. I know some people think they're adorable.

[Christy Lee]

I think they're adorable.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sports extra. Uh oh, this just in. Bengals quarterback. Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow slated for surgery on his turf toe and expected to miss at least three months. All right, so pretty much Joe Burrow is now out for the season for the Cincinnati Bengals.

[Christy Lee]

Armadillos eat insects.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. That's the weirdest.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wasn't worried about it. Don't worry about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's really terrible news.

[Chick McGee]

You need a pet armadillo is what you need.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have dogs. I'm an American now. Coming up this week, implying that armadillos are Americans. Coming up tomorrow, comedian Greg Hahn, comedian Castaki Kanamopoulos, comedian Patrick Murray. This is over. Very exciting. We will be in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Chick McGee]

Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch any part of the show you.

[Chick McGee]

Missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Pat Godwin]

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