The BOB & TOM Show - September 17, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: September 17, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a signature blend of irreverent comedy, unscripted group banter, playful debates on pop culture and music, audience letters, and offbeat news stories. The crew dives into everything from body part music and sneezing injuries, to a record-breaking stone skipping contest—and a surprise call-in from its champion. Regular cast members Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Bob Kevoian, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, and Ace Cosby riff with returning comedians Greg Hahn, Pat Godwin, and later Ally Breen (Sexy Time), with running jokes, playful arguments, and moments of unexpected sincerity.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

Opening Bits & Musical Debates

• Counting “18 Wheels On a Big Rig” ([01:32]–[02:44]):
  The crew improvises a comic, math-driven rendition of the “18 Wheels on a Big Rig” song—counting wheels up and down, by evens/odds, and even in Roman numerals—culminating with surreal math jokes (“Divide the wheels by Pi!”).
• Early Banter – COVID & Staff Updates ([03:21]–[05:00]):
  Staffers joke about recent COVID absences and testing, quipping about pandemic origins, and segue into a running joke about Christy Lee’s attire.
• Body Part Songs & ‘Music For Pussies’ ([06:00]–[13:00]):
  The group riffs on “sissy baby music,” nostalgic K-Tel compilation ads, and “body part” songs—moving swiftly from “legs” (ZZ Top) and “Hot Legs” (Rod Stewart) to “Tush” and “Funky Town.”
  Quote:
  “You could get those old K-Tel albums, it’s body part music… the butt classics!” – Bob Kevoian ([19:50])

Audience Letters & Comic Anecdotes

Standout Stories:

• Worst Sneezes Ever ([06:55]–[09:29]):
  Audience letters detail sneezes resulting in a broken nose and even lost dentures.
  • “He pulled over, stopped, he made us get out and walk back as we all looked for his dentures.” – Bob ([08:32])
• Denture & Glass Eye Mishaps ([09:29]–[10:15]):
  Amusing tales of Disney World lost-and-found (dozens of dentures and glass eyes); Bob’s “can’t-tell-on-air” glass eye story; discussion of prosthetic eyes.
• Drive-Thru Menu Etiquette ([25:07]–[28:49], [37:55]–[44:00]):
  The gang reads sharp listener feedback on slow drive-thru ordering.
  • “Nothing annoyed us more than someone… who didn’t know what they wanted. The drive-thru is for those that know what they want.” – Letter from Renee ([25:44])
    Debates over using apps/QR codes at drive-thrus and restaurants, and whether to consult menus in advance.
  • “Going on your phone to look at the menu of a drive-thru is completely unreasonable!” – Tom ([38:29])

Music Nostalgia & Argument Segment

• Long Intros: Music vs. Radio ([21:00]–[23:00]):
  Listeners call out Tom’s hypocrisy for hating long intros in songs, but using long-winded setup stories.
  • “Explain to me…how Tom hates long intros to songs, but his setups come with the setup and a preamble.” – Listener Jason ([22:03])
• Favorite/Despised Songs and Body Part Themes ([63:33]–[68:00]):
  Group disagrees about classics (“Crocodile Rock,” “Bohemian Rhapsody,” “American Pie”) while celebrating the most popular songs they hate.
  • “The highest ranked song I think we even play is Bohemian Rhapsody. I hate it.” – Bob Kevoian ([67:36])

News Updates: Offbeat & Odd

• Disney Springs ‘Scuba Bandit’ ([90:53]–[94:19]):
  Hilarious breakdown of a real-life heist where a thief in scuba gear swam up to the Paddlefish restaurant, stole $10–$20K, and escaped via the pond.
  • “Clad in scuba gear, robbed a restaurant at Disney Springs. Swam up…donned his scuba gear, jumped back into the pond.” – Christy ([90:53])
• Record Stone Skipping: Call-In with Champion ([119:27]–[128:55])
  The world stone skimming champion, Jonathan Jennings, calls in from Kentucky, reveals contest secrets (distance vs. skips), practice methods, and the cheating scandal over polished stones.
  • “I try to get out two or three days a week… Stone skipping season starts July 4 and runs to the third week of September.” – Jennings ([121:46])
  • “It transcends all social and economic barriers—you can get up to the water and throw a stone in it.” – Jennings ([127:46])

Laugh-Out-Loud Moments, Quotes, and Recurrent Gags

• COVID Test Anxiety/Origins
  • “Thanks a lot, China. Thank you again.” – Tom ([03:50])
• Body Discussion Escalation
  • “Your darling figure!” – Tom ([04:40])
  • “Curviness is slang for fat… No, it’s for boobs, you moron.” – Bob to Chick ([04:41])
• Sneeze Trauma
  • “You laugh, but someone broke their nose sneezing!” – Bob ([07:11])
• Fart Jokes on the Golf Course ([51:29]–[54:01])
  • “I told you to stick to the golf!” – Bob, after audio of a golfer’s swing is interrupted by a fart ([52:01])
• Drive-Thru App Absurdities
  • “If they start asking for a password at the drive-thru, I’m burning the place down.” – Bob ([40:56])

“Sexy Time” with Ally Breen: Wildest Letters

• Butt Stuff & Honesty ([144:43]–[147:02]):
  Discussion of sex toys, pegging, partners’ fetishes, and the non-negotiables of personal boundaries (or hygiene).
  • “Why wouldn’t he bathe with soap, for godsakes? Dump this guy!” – Bob ([156:10])
  • “New boyfriend!” – Christy ([155:30])
• Public Play Discomfort ([149:18]–[150:18]):
  A woman writes in about her boyfriend’s escalating attempts at public displays of affection.
  The team is clear: if one partner isn’t into it, it’s gotta stop.

Callbacks & In-Jokes

• Interrupting arguments about the instrument (flute or guitar) in Michael Martin Murphy’s “Wildfire” ([61:09]–[73:10])
  • Tom: “My ears—I trust my own organs, you lunatic!” ([61:31])
  • Chick: “A guitar wouldn’t whistle like that if you dropped it from a plane.” ([73:10])
• Dyslexic Listener Letter
  • “I am 11’5”…I’m also dyslexic.” – Letter from Miles, Louisiana ([24:39])

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Notable Timestamps

• [06:55]—[09:29]: Sneezing injuries stories, lost dentures, and dental technology debate
• [21:00]–[23:00]: Musical intros and ‘hypocrite’ fan letter about Tom’s setups
• [25:07]–[28:49]; [37:55]–[44:00]: Drive-thru menu etiquette and digital menu rants
• [51:29]–[54:01]: Fart on the golf course audio & reactions
• [63:33]–[68:00]: “Songs We Hate” — pop hits that drive the cast crazy
• [90:53]–[94:19]: Disney Springs ‘Scuba Bandit’ news breakdown
• [119:27]–[128:55]: Phone interview with world stone skimming champion Jonathan Jennings
• [144:43]–[147:02] + [155:00+]: “Sexy Time” letters—sex toys, butt stuff, and dealbreakers

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The Original BOB & TOM Show Tone

• Playful, sarcastic, occasionally wild, but with genuine affection between hosts.
• The crew oscillates between absurd riffing, audience story time, heated “debates,” gross-out jokes, music nostalgia, and moments of sincere curiosity about the world.

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Closing

This episode features The BOB & TOM formula at its best—rapid-fire banter, running gags, raucous music debates, uniquely strange news, feedback from their sharp-witted audience, and a couple of left-field guest surprises (from sexperts to a competitive stone skipper). Whether it’s a genuine question about QR code menus, a debate on what instrument makes that “Wildfire” sound, or simply the best way to order at a Chick-fil-A, the team keeps the tone irreverent and the laughs (and occasional groans) coming.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

It'S the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, there.

[Tom Griswold]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

[Chick McGee]

8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 30.7, 18.

[Tom Griswold]

Wheels on a big rig, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[Tom Griswold]

6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 30.7, 18 wheel on a big rig. And they're rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, roll.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's back them up here. I got.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 4, 6543, 2, 1 wheels. A big rig.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, just the even numbers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's 2, 4, 6, 8, 10.

[Tom Griswold]

12, 14, 16, 18 wheels on a big rig.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and they're rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, just the odd numbers. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's 1, 3, 5, 7, 9.

[Bob Kevoian]

11, 13, 15, 17 wheels. Oh, you're so smart in math. Yeah. Okay, well, how about. How about Roman numerals, Mr. Smart? Oh, there's I, I, I, I, I, I, I, V, V, V I, V.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I V, I, I, I, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

X, X, X, I X, I, I X, I, I, I X, I V.

[Tom Griswold]

X V X, V I X, V.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I X, V I, I, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Wheels on a big rail.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Okay, get out your risk calculator. Let's divide the wheels by PI.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's 3.1418-555-12129.

[Chick McGee]

And they're rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Are we. Excuse me. Are we on? Are we on the air Testing?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

So anyway, Josh, when You welcome. Recognize that 98 of your music appeal is. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to talk about music today. Get comfortable. It's the Bob and Tom Show. No Covid. No Covid.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't have it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have. I took a test.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if my test is valid with the new Covid or what Covid, we're on. But I was negative on the test. I had Covid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we got two out today with COVID I know the behind the scenes boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks a lot, China. Thank you again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, we appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, they were just having a fun time. You know, it's Hammer time in China.

[Tom Griswold]

They were juggling beakers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we're trying to see if it would fit into a missile head. This will cross the ocean. Put that stuff in there. They don't even know they're dying. Oh, sorry. Where were we? What happened there? Did you do the intros? I wasn't paying attention.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee. Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

You look like you want to say.

[Christy Lee]

Yo ho ho on a bottle of rum.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't she got the red scarf?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have pointed this out. Christy has of late been wearing the horizontal stripes. And it's a great look for you.

[Christy Lee]

About all I have because I'm not a pattern girl. I want to make a.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I don't want to be offensive, but it accentuates your curviness. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

In a positive way.

[Tom Griswold]

Your darling figure.

[Chick McGee]

We all know curviness is slang for fact. Is that what you're saying?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jesus. No, it's for boobs, you moron.

[Chick McGee]

You think?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christine's not fat. She's a woman of breast. Mid illness. Whatever. See, now I'm. Now I'm in trouble. I was saying those accentuate the. What's the phrase in the song? My humps.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I thought those were her butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Her lady lumps is her ass. Or, I'm sorry, her boobs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought it was her butt all this time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe humps and lady lumps are different. No, I always thought she was talking boobs the whole time.

[Bob Kevoian]

If that song's about her butt, I'm gonna never listen to it again.

[Christy Lee]

God, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I never thought.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's all about her bumps and humps.

[Tom Griswold]

I never thought humps or lumps were particularly sexy. No, me neither.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Warts, humps, tumors. None of them really right. My boils.

[Chick McGee]

It starts with someone named Bill being insisted. No, it's Will. I am. No, yeah, it's Bill or Billy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm out right away.

[Chick McGee]

Calm down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What happened to him?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, where is he?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's probably some. Some island. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Pat. How are you? There's Pat Godwin. I'm good.

[Bob Kevoian]

How are you? I'm all right.

[Chick McGee]

About half. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios now. We have a category here, Pussy Music.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we'll get to that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, that's what you guys were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Calling it, but we're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

We have something called Music for Pussies. Yeah, you could have started with music.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe we could. And you brought up one. Walked in this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't that be back in the. Back in the day of those. I do miss the commercials for the K Tel themed albums.

[Chick McGee]

Songs about food, Music explosion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine that? With the guys, it's Songs for Pussies.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll get.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll get more, more, more.

[Chick McGee]

How do you like it?

[Tom Griswold]

How do you like it?

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll get Bread's greatest hits.

[Chick McGee]

I put on my boogie, Boogie shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where was. Oh, I wanted to. There's a category that we occasionally will, Will cite, which is the last letter on a topic. We'll be talking about something. And finally a letter will arrive. You go, okay, we're done.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, this, this completes it. We really don't need anymore. We got talking about sneezes and we had a lot of pretty bad sneezes out there.

[Christy Lee]

I had one yesterday. It was so bad I wouldn't read it on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a letter listener.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are some that have resulted in hospitalization.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. In which they sneeze persons. We had one yesterday. They slammed their face down and hit. Hit the desk and have to go to the hospital with a broken nose. So, yeah, there's some pretty bad sneezes.

[Chick McGee]

What are you laughing about?

[Tom Griswold]

That's insane. You can control yourself a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

When you.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had the one where the guy hit the dashboard with.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Tom is. Tom is incapable of that, though. If he yawns, it's.

[Christy Lee]

The one. Yesterday a guy was ill, had a cold or whatever, sitting on the couch next to his wife. Sneezed so hard it went into her eyes and she eventually got really sick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

What do you have syphilis or something?

[Tom Griswold]

That's how germs get spread.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the mucus.

[Christy Lee]

Wiping your eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it goes sympholytic sneeze.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you get syphilis in your eye?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah. Oh, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that was one of them.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely you can?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. That had to be. That's got to be. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

We saw pictures of that in health class.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

No trying to scare you.

[Tom Griswold]

They sure did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Scared straight didn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

I was scared till about 19, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

And then this. Damn that fear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, this may be a topic ending letter.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta go through it.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from. We'll say Mr. Mr. Miller.

[Christy Lee]

We'll say, hi, mister.

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes, well, now I can't read that. My first name is blank. From the great state of Maine, a beautiful spot. You guys were talking about sneezing. A few years back, coming home from town, my dad sneezed out the window.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He pulled over, stopped. He made us get out and walk back as we all looked for his dentures. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a hell of a sneeze.

[Christy Lee]

That's something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's rough.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. How would you sneeze with dentures?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to hold your. Hold them with your tongue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And again. And this relates to a story coming up, and I've told it a hundred times about having to go to lost and found at Disney World. And the lady was telling me, I said, what kind of stuff do you get here? And she pulled out whatever, 80 pairs of sunglasses and phones and blah, blah, blah, and a bunch of dentures.

[Christy Lee]

So has denture technology improved a lot in the last 10 years? I thought it had. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fortunately, denture technology, hair weaves. We're living in the golden age right now.

[Christy Lee]

Are we?

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Glass eyes. Oh, you. Can't you tell me who's wearing a glass eye? There are four glass eyes in this room right now.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody.

[Bob Kevoian]

True. You know, I. I know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm taking mine to the grave.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wish I could tell my glass eye story. I can't. You know the one I'm talking about.

[Chick McGee]

You got a glass eye story?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, do I ever. You know which one it is? It's. That's the story in the category don't ask questions you don't know the answer to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know this. At a lunch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. That was the listener with the. I can't give you too much information, but it involves ice picks. Oh, let's just move on. Here we are.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the brain is a delicate organ.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, kids don't take drugs. We have coming up, a bizarre Story out of a place they used to call Lake Buena Vista at Disney World.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Now it's called Disney Springs. Disney. Yeah, they. They changed the name. But I don't know if you remember.

[Chick McGee]

This, but Tom takes responsibility for them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Bob Kevoian]

There used to. There used to be a restaurant there called the Empress Lily.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember this? It was on a boat and it looked like a steamboat paddle boat. And it's on this big pond. Well, that is in the news this morning. That restaurant still there, but it's got a different name.

[Christy Lee]

I've eaten at that restaurant.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it? A paddle something? We'll get to the story. But there is a totally bizarre, great crime story coming out of there now. And they've. They've renamed the whole place Paddlefish is.

[Christy Lee]

What they call that restaurant.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's. No, it's. It's. What'd you say it's called?

[Christy Lee]

Disney Springs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Disney Springs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's Paddle Foot.

[Bob Kevoian]

But a terrific story coming out of there this morning that you. It has a. A James Bond esque feel to it. But. And also coming up. Did I give you the world record today? I may not have printed that yet. I think we've got a. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Did you get.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have some exciting stuff in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Are you talking to me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Do you have some exciting stuff?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes, I do have the world record.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. And we do have a winner.

[Chick McGee]

And we. The dumper took two dumps last night. Double dumper. Cal Raleigh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Catcher for the Mariners.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought our topic, sneezing was over.

[Tom Griswold]

We said it was over. The sneeze is over. No, it's. It's covert.

[Bob Kevoian]

Listen, do you want a towel? Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I. I used my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not a tarp. My God.

[Tom Griswold]

I just Scooby Dooed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got the big dumper in the news. We also have a winner from week two of our pigskin competition. We'll be announcing that winner shortly and you can get in on it this week. Of course. Another prize. It's a $500 gift card from Steven Singer Jeweler. So go to bobandtom.com contest. Make your picks. It's not against the spread. It's real simple. Have some fun. We only had one person get all of the games right last week. We'll announce who that is coming up shortly. We'll be able to speak with that person. Man or woman. Coming up tomorrow. But right now we're going to check in with Chick Magee. Tell me about the homestead.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Simply say. Now, Christy, as a woman, I need your perspective on this. Do you find it more attractive when Chick refers to his home as his compound? Or would you if you were to meet him out at some situation and he's referred to it as his crib? Hey, I'm gonna want to go back to my crib.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of scary in an intimate situation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to be a part of a compound.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You don't want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, compound. So that there's a room with a lot of chains.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you're the leader. That's the only position that's contagious.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll pick up on this topic.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, the ATF's out here. Shut up.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's all happening right here. So when you come back, we'll be here too, in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where this is the Bob and Tom show. Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless. And if you haven't made the switch yet, here are 15 reasons why you should.

[Chick McGee]

One, it's $15 a month.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two, seriously, it's $15 a month.

[Chick McGee]

Three, no big contracts.

[Tom Griswold]

Four, I use it.

[Chick McGee]

Five, my mom used to say, are you. Are you playing me off?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what's happening right okay, give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment of $45.

[Christy Lee]

For three month plan. $15 per month equivalent required. New customer offer first three months only. Then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra. See mintmobile.com.

[Chick McGee]

See, that was on purpose. Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cut out the sneezing, please.

[Tom Griswold]

But I honestly had to sneeze.

[Chick McGee]

I had to sneeze, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, his was legit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also, did you make any effort to elbow it? Is your fancy shirt. Shirt, jacket, your shacket.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about the kettle and the pot and the black and the whole thing. Are you out of your mind?

[Christy Lee]

Spray your spittle.

[Bob Kevoian]

I cover up.

[Chick McGee]

You don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have Kleenex right here handy.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unfortunately, in my current condition, I can't reach down there and get it.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the auto parts studio. Time now for emails from our listeners brought to you by Omaha Steaks. Get fired up. For fall grilling with omaha steaks. Visit omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide. And for an extra $35, this is something the other announcers won't tell you. Extra 35 bucks off. Use the promo code BTS at checkout. Boom. Half off plus 35. Well, Tom, what do you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got a bunch of stuff over here.

[Christy Lee]

Did they tell you how long this swelling was gonna go on?

[Bob Kevoian]

I go back to the doctor next Friday.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like it's been a month.

[Christy Lee]

Seems like it shouldn't be this long. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Again, I had surgery quite a while ago.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like we've all had a hernia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, I just. I just have to explain why when I get up, I walk like I'm a hundred. Yeah, but. Yes, there's some pain down there.

[Chick McGee]

You're not making.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd be. I'd be dead already. Me and you both.

[Christy Lee]

Your mom lived to be, what, 96, 50 years ago?

[Chick McGee]

We'd both be dead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you'll be fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

My mom and my mom's sisters, for the most part, lived well into their 90s.

[Christy Lee]

See, you got good genes. You'll be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, the grandparents did, too, but I'm. My dad was adopted. Oh. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Have you ever thought of going into that story?

[Tom Griswold]

My dad didn't want to, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Meaning would you want to do it? Just to find out genetically if you're predisposed to anything.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm cool. Yeah, he since he wasn't interested. I'm. I'm not interested. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if I am? You're so selfish. I thought your dad. I thought your dad Larry was really cool because your dad Larry was a super badass Vietnam combat veteran, two tours of duty.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a teddy bear. He was a joke. He really was. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

May mother was a 16 year old.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Yeah, we do know that. We do kind of know the story. Oh, you do? He didn't want to meet her and I got you. It wasn't out of any kind of anger or anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He was. Yeah. She was young and couldn't take care of him, and so she gave him up for adoption. He was. We were always. Everybody, you know, in my family is always so grateful that that was the case. And. And yeah, he. He appreciated that she made that sacrifice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And said, hey. And also realized, hey, I can't. I'm not in a position to take care of a baby right now. And this family is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So my grandparents had adopted. My. My uncles adopted as well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And because they were told they could not conceive, and then they adopted two kids, and then they conceived two kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I was just interested in the biological heritage of you and see if that was that we could trace that to your terrible taste in music because you walked in this morning and said you liked the Rod Stewart song Hot Legs, I'm no longer your friend.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. You know what's funny is that, yeah, the music rocks. I think it's a really cool.

[Chick McGee]

That song's always hit me like somebody who works as a vice president for a record company wrote it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

The way it feels, you know, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Mean, like they heard a really cool band do it, right. I agree with you.

[Chick McGee]

Because every just run of the mill riff you've ever heard him.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's like every song out today.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's not get into that.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to hear somebody do Hot Legs in a really raw, raw way. It's just a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I think I'd like to hear.

[Chick McGee]

The Black Crows do Hot Legs.

[Tom Griswold]

You're exactly. That's a great choice. You're exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, what are the best leg songs? I think you've got to have Legs by ZZ Top again.

[Chick McGee]

There you have. Come on. We need one like Tush. Get in there, boys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Do you have any other great leg songs?

[Chick McGee]

I can't think of them right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about ankles?

[Chick McGee]

If there's anything else you can feet mention to bring a conversation to a Screeching Hall.

[Tom Griswold]

I really like to hear it. A lot of butt songs.

[Chick McGee]

You're doing great.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. This is again where you get those old K tel. It's body part music. You get the butt classics.

[Chick McGee]

Body part. That's what we call music. Music explosion.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've got Lips, Inc. You could even do the names of the best.

[Chick McGee]

Funky Town.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, that's a great song. Okay, you don't like the song? Funky Town.

[Chick McGee]

It's all right. Disco Inferno and Shame by Evelyn Champagne King. You know, those are my disco songs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I agree. Disco Inferno is the height. Okay, I'm sorry. We're supposed to get to our letters because you have a segment coming up called on music for to pussify or something.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

No, we were talking about. We were have. We have been talking about sissy baby music all week, and we all like.

[Tom Griswold]

Our slow, sappy stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just before the show started, Chick and I were enjoying Michael Martin Murphy Wildfire. I. I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, here it is.

[Christy Lee]

Do you cry every time you hear it?

[Bob Kevoian]

The great cowboy singer Michael Martin Murphy.

[Chick McGee]

You know, well, he was Michael Murphy in 1975. And this. This was like number three. This was the intro that was very rarely played on the radio. They just got to the meat of it.

[Christy Lee]

It's because we were top 40. We didn't have time for this.

[Chick McGee]

That's why we ain't got time for this.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's about a. What is it? It's a ghost horse, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're both. I thought they're both dead. They're both dead. I thought they both got killed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she went out looking for a horse and they both died.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it ends with a disco inferno.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. They both did. I mean, this song has to have its detractors as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, certainly.

[Tom Griswold]

But listen to this voice.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he's not gonna sing here.

[Bob Kevoian]

More music chicks playing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. We got that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick's playing the I have to go to the bathroom version.

[Chick McGee]

You know, someone speaking of. Tom's stepping in right there because the intro was too long. Someone really is in tune. One of our email listeners, Jason from Galleon, Ohio. It's a suburb of Columbus, I believe. I've heard of it. Hello, Bob and Tom show. Explain to me, please, how Tom hates long intros to songs, but his setups come with the setup that come with a setup and a preamble.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

You know, and then he says, carry on. Cheers.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just one of those things. We can't Explain. No, yeah, we can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the nature of radio. You see, people are, they're, they're, they're joining you. What is the term in a play? I've tried to tell you this in Media for 35 years.

[Chick McGee]

I, I agree with you that, that there is some explanation that needs to be taking place. But you have the impression, and I don't know how, that that no one listening has any brain power.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what you're saying is the average audience member is more sophisticated than the simpletons in the room.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Give them the benefit of the doubt. Assume they're with you and understand what you're saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. Okay, well then I won't. I will. I'll do. No, a preliminary introduction.

[Chick McGee]

But saying that is a preliminary.

[Bob Kevoian]

And even saying preliminary introduction is redundant. Dear gang.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You guys, you have to say Bob and Tom show. I'll explain how radio works in a moment. That's exactly what you told me.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from the great state of Louisiana.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's one of your more corrupt states. There's no doubt about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot happens. A lot of great people from Louisiana.

[Tom Griswold]

Good people, bad city, sweet baby.

[Chick McGee]

Jaden Daniels. The lsu. Yes, Tigers. Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had that great story about the. Was like a 55 year old guy, 60 year old guy that joined the LSU marching band. What a great story.

[Christy Lee]

How'd that go?

[Chick McGee]

No, it wasn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's one of the great marching bands in America. What are you.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. As Josh pointed out, this old guy, because he just can't let it go, has taken somebody's slot on that band.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

The poor kids crying because he didn't make band because the grandpa.

[Bob Kevoian]

The tryouts to make that band last a full week. That's how skilled these musicians are.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, so did he do a one and done or is he on the band for the whole season?

[Tom Griswold]

It was a gimmick. It was a money grab.

[Chick McGee]

Money grab.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so you want to bring up nil for marching bands.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a topic we've talked about. We're not discussing it. Oh, sure, they got a great trumpet player. You know how much they're paying him? They gave him a Mercedes. The whole deal.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, what was the letter?

[Bob Kevoian]

Would that really happen?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

God, that would be great.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'd be so funny. I'm sorry. Dear gang, remember, you'll recall our letter began that way. This comes to us for Miles in again in Louisiana.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Miles.

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes. I heard you guys Were curious about the height of your listeners. Oh, we were trying to find the tallest listener.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes, I am 11 5.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right, Miles?

[Bob Kevoian]

Then he goes, I'm also. He goes, I'm also dyslexic.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm much appreciated. We certainly poke fun at that.

[Chick McGee]

In the abstract, you could call that humor. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think there's. Those that are dyslexic might appreciate that joke. I have many, many relatives.

[Chick McGee]

Genetically, they act dyslexic when you're around. No.

[Tom Griswold]

We've all agreed that Chick Fil A has some terrific customer service.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Really. And they've really nailed their drive thru system. However, Christy and I occasionally like to look at the menu.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have an email here from Renee who says, I worked as a manager of a fast food restaurant. Nothing annoyed us more than someone that would come through the drive thru that didn't know what they wanted. The drive thru is for those that know what they want.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then why do they have a menu at all?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What are you going to say about. What are you going to say to that, Renee? On a menu? Go inside the restaurant. The worst thing you can do is hold up the line to read the menu.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have to agree.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get behind somebody and they're. They've got 50 questions when you're waiting at a coffee place.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you, you, you don't have any, any comment here. You don't like fast food and you never look at a menu.

[Tom Griswold]

So in fact, he changed the story so that it was inside of a coffee place.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We really need you to just.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am. I am manipulating the simpletons. I think we've established that.

[Chick McGee]

Simpletons.

[Tom Griswold]

We. Us.

[Chick McGee]

But no one loves our listeners. I want you simpletons to know that. Tom loves you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, I'll talk to you. You go to coffee places. I just. I spent the afternoon at a coffee place yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

The whole afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever fallen asleep inside a restaurant? Yes or no?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, but not yesterday. I had. I had a night. Delightful.

[Chick McGee]

I think that guy in the corner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Iced tea and a cappuccino.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. One of my daughters likes to go there and Kelly was working down the street, so we just went there. We just sat there all afternoon. And they have nice wi Fi.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, good. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did my crossword puzzle was nice, but I'm. But when you go into a coffee place, don't you. Do you get annoyed if the person in front of you has a Lot of questions. And there's a line.

[Tom Griswold]

Not. No, I don't. I do. Yeah, with the coffee. No, you guys can just get the coffee. You don't need the other foods and stuff. Just get the coffee and go.

[Bob Kevoian]

And hasn't. Didn't I. Did I read correctly?

[Christy Lee]

Bothers me is at the airport because we're all in a hurry anyway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I know exactly which one you're talking about. It's one of my favorite coffee places. The one at the airport you get. And they get one on the corner. Yeah, they got lots of questions.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. The slow people at the coffee shop at the airport are the people who work at the coffee shop.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's not.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not. They're not in a hurry. Step it up. I ain't going nowhere, mister.

[Tom Griswold]

Step it up.

[Christy Lee]

Caribou at 5am you're gonna wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Did I read correctly? That is Starbucks. They're cutting back on all the Flim Flam Fruity.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are they really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't they trying?

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know the stuff. The stuff that requires, you know, four minutes at a blender and frappuccino. Right. The other guy's got to get an eyedropper to put in the. Whatever it is. Orgasm juice. Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there have been times where I've walked in and I walked in just after a, like volleyball team.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. And that is a lot of blenders and a lot of. Yeah, you know, that's where I kind of wished the coach had gone. Hey, let's let this one dude go before us. But. But the drive thru thing at Chick Fil A, I don't have, believe it or not, have their menu memorized.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, a couple of chicken things.

[Christy Lee]

Now they have a new pretzel bun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Until I saw it on television. Had I known the other day, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Would have gotten the pretzel chicken sandwich and waffle fries.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Not much else.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know the story about my buddy buddy Mel at the Burger King?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Huh. Prank.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever seen someone that just has one arm and they take the sleeve and they fold it up and put a big pin in it?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't we say we heard this story? No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace wants to hear it. The Mal did that. He had. He had both of his arms. I should point this out, very fit. He looked kind of like Han, actually kind of like Greg Hahn. And he tucked his arm back and he. So he walked in as if he had one arm and went into a Burger King. And he said, I'd like a Big Mac, please. And the guy said, well, no, sir. I'm sorry. This is the home of the Whopper. And Mel said, well, it takes two hands to handle a Whopper. And he walked out.

[Tom Griswold]

Long way from joke. For those who are my age, it takes two hands to handle a Whopper was a slogan during World War 78 before we were.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did that for one of the great truckers out there who knows what I'm talking about, because it's Trucker Appreciation Week, which is why we started the show with 18 wheels on a big rig.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got a letter here that I will read. I've been told to read this at this exact time. This is correct. I'm getting the signal from Jason. He goes, dear Tom, now programming for our listeners.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exact times.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, this comes to us from Green Bay. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Green Bay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He says, go, pack. Go, baby. This is from Nate. I don't know if it's intentional or do you guys do this subconsciously? I've noticed over the past few months, the majority of the commercials related to food have been given to Josh to read. As a fellow fat man, I'm disgusted with how hard this makes me laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to think what. Yeah, I've done. I do Omaha Steaks. Cheese. I've done.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was not. This is not. I did not designate you to do those.

[Christy Lee]

Is this.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you didn't. Yeah. I do think it is a conscious decision.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really? From up above. If it'll make you more comfortable, we could have Christy do the steak things. But I think I enjoy Omaha steaks. Very.

[Tom Griswold]

To me, it's not a fat thing. It's a people with who enjoy good food.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, ergo, the timing is. Because we're gonna talk about Omaha.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we are? Right now?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it says 6:37, and we got about a minute and a half. Gonna wait a little minute before we.

[Chick McGee]

Get into that now just enough time for us to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Michael Martin Murphy. Wildfire takes all the stress.

[Tom Griswold]

Why'd you like to be grilling?

[Chick McGee]

This is just lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your Bluetooth on the deck, this song's playing, and you're just kind of singing to yourself as you fill the air with the delicious smells of Omaha.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you know, some cowboy got out his lasso. If you say lasso or lasso.

[Chick McGee]

Incredible. Ivy League.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always been lasso.

[Chick McGee]

Always.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say, you know, I'll show you lasso the steer.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm about to say something that rhymes with lesson. You keep this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, now it's getting even sadder.

[Tom Griswold]

Here comes the hook chick. No, I don't like this whistle or whatever the hell I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you like? Here it comes. Here it comes. It's got to be a guitar all of a sudden.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's a piccolo.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a guitar, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Guitar?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What, a flute of some kind?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. No, real flute. I'm going. Can you back it up, Johnny Sheridan? I want to hear that again.

[Chick McGee]

I can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, oh. You have a different system. Okay, I'll get into the one that works.

[Tom Griswold]

They made a movie about the first call piccolo player, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Brian Song. Brian Piccolo. Did I have that? Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do. A World War II. World War II joke. Do you feel now we're doing a 70s made for TV movie material, which I like. I'm. I'm totally with you.

[Chick McGee]

Applauded you for that joke. Does that make you feel good?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I was told off the air. Every time he applauds, I get $10.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. All right, fair enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. From Omaha State.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. You didn't lie to me about that, right? They will send me 10. It's tailgating season. Grilling outside in the fall is absolute perfection if you ask me. Omaha Steaks delivers the world's best steak experience. Who asked you? Who said that? Enjoy USDA certified tender steaks, burgers, cozy and convenient comfort meals like that meat lovers lasagna that browns up so wonderfully in the oven. You break that out and your family goes, well, we sure love you, mom or dad or mom and mom. You know, things are wild out there.

[Chick McGee]

Things are wild. Ever forget that?

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, Omaha Steaks has tailgating favorites like chicken wings, smash burgers, big deli style franks. And right now, during their red hot sale event, you can get 50% off site wide. It's called the red hot sale event. But they're not just selling red hots as in hot dogs. They are selling everything for 50% off. At Omaha steaks.com/Bob and Tom, listeners get an extra $35 off with promo code BTS at checkout. I sure love the steaks. I love steak and I love when it's wrapped in bacon because that's more meat and more flavor and more for me to enjoy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. So get some of those bacon wrapped. Filet mignon. That's right. I go. I say mignon for plural and singular.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, you say filets Mignon.

[Tom Griswold]

That's even better. I do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

This is the perfect gift. By the way, if you're like me, you got a couple brothers that live in a different state, you want to get them something nice that they're actually going to use nice box of steaks for. Just maybe you could do a little bit of a FaceTime grill thing where you're, you know, you got your tailgating in your driveway. Hey, Jim, how's it going? How are those steaks?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

How are those chicken breasts? Terrific.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Tom, glad you're not here with us. Okay, good. Coming up, we're going to tell you if what that is in that Michael Martin Murphy songs I just found out. And we have. We got to get to this eye drops in the news story. It's fascinating Fyre Festival news. Stone skipping in sports.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's the stupidest world record you've ever heard. And, and STDs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean STIs. Please.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like to, I like the classics. I like to call Getting the Nail or Clap the Drip.

[Christy Lee]

I forgot about why did they call it the nail?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember the name.

[Chick McGee]

Like someone's pounding your nail in your penis.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a quote from Marlon Brando in Last Dango in Paris.

[Chick McGee]

Again with that. Yeah, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

We are reporting from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com it's pro savings days at Lowe's. Get up to 35 off select major appliances and save an additional 1000 doll. You buy four select LG major appliances.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus get a free Dewalt 20 volt.

[Chick McGee]

Max 5amp hour battery when you buy a select Dewalt 20 volt max tool. Get the job done. For less at Lowes, we help you Save. Valid through 926. Selection varies by location while supplies last. See associate or lowe's.com for more details and qualifying items. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the SILAC Insurance News center. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Josh Arnold, huh? We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom, I think we got.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got to get the music for the letters. Like we got to get a couple new intros for the letters.

[Chick McGee]

I tried a bunch. I even wrote lyrics and you didn't like any of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

We need original music, but we need, we need one for angry letters.

[Chick McGee]

No. No, we don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, like this one. A Dear idiots. All right, begins. This is referencing the drive thru problem.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

And the problem is we don't always know the menu.

[Christy Lee]

We don't know what we want.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really not a problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear idiots, writes Chris from Nashville, Tennessee. Yes, if you go to the drive thru, you can look at the menu on your phone before you get there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me do that way. You're completely unreasonable. Could we get the hostility to continue that way? You're not the jerk that goes to a chicken restaurant, don't know what you want, whatever they have chicken.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a good point.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a great point.

[Tom Griswold]

Going on your phone to look at the menu of a drive thru is completely unreasonable.

[Christy Lee]

Right. The menu's right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it gets in the way of how can you text and drive and read the menu at the same time. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Now I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to know the guy who looks on his phone for the.

[Chick McGee]

Drive through, which is good planning is what that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this, this does. I went to one of my favorite restaurants over the weekend, Elitists R Us.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's pretty down to earth place. I mean, all the people work there are tattooed, right?

[Chick McGee]

That's how I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

The.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you went to Sorry to bother you, didn't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the. The difficult to park.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry to bother.

[Christy Lee]

That was it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, sorry to bother you, but they've got the menu. You've got to look at your phone because it's on those QR codes. QR codes, which is fine, but here's my contention you don't believe that.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you say it's fine?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but if you're gonna do that, I get it. You hate it. Yeah, I do dislike that. Because then it gets everyone on their phones. The next thing you know, everyone's see nobody.

[Chick McGee]

This explains you perfectly. The QR code. The QR code. You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You take your camera, boom, it comes up on your phone.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't read menus ever anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

But the QR code bothers him.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and why would it bother him if everybody's looking at their phones?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, because he can't address the table.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He can't hold an audience.

[Chick McGee]

I appreciate it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, isn't your favorite show, that cop show with what's his name? The guy, Hawaiian guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Tom Selleck. Blue Bloods. That is one of my favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't one of the set pieces on that show every episode? What are they doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Sunday dinner? Yeah. No phones, Talking with their family.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you like to have an episode where it's at my restaurant talking about it? You open up the thing and they're all just sitting there reading the menu on their phones, and pretty soon they're all playing wordle and connections and reading the paper.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but I don't know that the QR code leads to some. Well. Oh, now that I'm reminded that my phone is here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I actually observed this happen.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's.

[Chick McGee]

You observe and remember conveniently when it suits you.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, taking this guy's thing one step further. Now you go to some drive thrus and they'll go, are you using our app today? So that means if you're on the app, does that mean you've already ordered?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. So that's fine. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They normally know you haven't been on your app if your car's not wrecked. That's how they know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but if they start asking for a password when I get to a drive through, I'm burning the place down. Yeah, I'm out. I'm passworded out. But my point is, if you're gonna put your thing on a QR code, why not put photographs of the food? That makes so much sense to me, especially when they've got all these weird dishes. Why not put, you know, if you're gonna have whatever it is, why don't.

[Christy Lee]

You go to a normal restaurant?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it ended up being great. They had pastrami, sausage, hash. I mean, it was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see what it looks like you have a picture for that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, you do. Because when it comes, it doesn.

[Tom Griswold]

It didn't look like I expected. That sounds delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Our chef, pastrami sausage, has smuggled the.

[Chick McGee]

Recipe out in a beer stein.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was delightful. The point is.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds very foolish, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fancy if I think it'd be nice to have. When you go to a restaurant, Christie, do you not sometimes perk your little head up and you look. What? Oh, look at that thing. What? I wonder when you say to the waiter or waitress, what's that dish?

[Christy Lee]

Don't do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I certainly do.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've actually. I've actually confronted the people at the next table, going, sir, do you mind if I ask what is that?

[Chick McGee]

I am sitting here remembering. We used to have a lot of meals together. After the show, we'd go to lunch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine that now. I'd kill him at a lunch setting. I'd absolutely stab him with a fork or a knife. He's looking around the restaurant, pointing at dishes.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday, Jason. Jason, Oscar and I had lunch with Mark, my buddy.

[Chick McGee]

So sorry now.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Jason will back me up. They all ordered from the menu, and the waitress knew what I wanted already. Am I right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's kind of nice. You stick with one place for a while.

[Chick McGee]

The waitress knows what you want, so it cuts down on your chatter, probably. I got to cut this guy off at the pass. He'll tell me about something.

[Tom Griswold]

I already told him I was from Bolivia. I don't know why he asked every time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that guy was there.

[Chick McGee]

I have a question for you, a little guy, before you serve us our lodge.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. What type of weirdo foreign. Are you.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guy Pat is talking about in the movie Birdcage?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, the Hank is area character. I've actually told this guy, you've got to watch this movie because.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

You did not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Even Hank Azaria is embarrassed by that role.

[Chick McGee]

Of course it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know who I'm talking about, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

I know exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guy looks just like him and has the same accent. It's hilarious. It's very nice fellow.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to wear shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

When I wear shoes, I fall down. But he's trying to be manly.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have it. When we come back, we have another letter that will end a topic.

[Christy Lee]

I have one about glass eyes. Do you have that?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Is it from our friend?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Okay. Okay, good. Okay. We'll get to that when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at bob&tomobandtom.com Mike and Alyssa are.

[Tom Griswold]

Always trying to outdo each other. When Alyssa got a small water bottle, Mike showed up with a 4 liter jug. When Mike started gardening, Alyssa started beekeeping.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

They called a truce for their holiday and used Expedia trip planner to collaborate on all the details of their trip. Once there, Mike still did more laps around the pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

You were made to outdo your holidays. We were made to help organize the competition. Expedia made to travel comfort you can feel.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. There's Tom Griswold. I'm Chick. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have another. This may end the topic letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The letter to end all letters. On which subject?

[Christy Lee]

What topic?

[Bob Kevoian]

Uber. And the Uber ratings.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, yes. Yeah, Yeah, I think they're important. Drivers need to know. Need to let other drivers know, hey, this person's reasonable. They're safe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. So, so when you do call to get an Uber, if they look, you know, you got a five out of five, they're gonna come get you.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And I had a five out of five until some episode apparently in Chicago, and I dropped to a 492.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're still gonna get picked up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know they charge you a little more as your rate goes down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And then we've, we've had a number of letters of bomb. This, this guy goes not to brag.

[Tom Griswold]

But I say brag.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm not a cheap bastard most of the time, but I don't have the funds to tip a driver. But I still have a 4.98.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Suck it, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No tip. Oh, because.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then. Well, wait a minute. Wait a. P.S. dictated by someone who was blind.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course. Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

You're not going to turn down a blind guy, right?

[Chick McGee]

Who's going to give a blind guy three stars or two stars? What the heck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, so there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

They're easy customers. You can just drop them off wherever. Yeah, no, this is the. You're here at the airport. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure that that sounds like a bus. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we have a theme. I Am currently legally blind. I cannot see drive thru menus. I suggest let alone the road when I'm driving.

[Christy Lee]

Don't be driving through hell.

[Chick McGee]

Are you talking about that letter away.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing? What are they. What's the point here?

[Bob Kevoian]

He says I'm got. I have surgery scheduled. I hope my eyesight is soon restored. Thank you, Brian. I'm assuming that he's a passenger and I'm glad that there's a surgery surgical procedure that will bring his sight back.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like the old joke that the drive up ATMs had braille on the buttons. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Some of them did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. And There were about 12 comedians talking.

[Chick McGee]

About oh yeah over and over again.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is distressing.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean they had a valid point like what the hell is that about?

[Bob Kevoian]

But I. I guess they made kind of a one size fits all panels and drive through or not. I see. Christy, you got a let over there.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Jeff in Lawrenceburg, Indiana. Dear Bob and Tom, you mentioned glass eyes this morning. It brought back a memory from a summer construction job during my college years. Oh, there was a bricklayer named Cowboy. Cowboy, Cowboy that would find places to hide on the job site, pop his glass eye out, hold it around the corner and say, I've got my eye on you.

[Tom Griswold]

I love when people are weirdos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

He went. He would put it in his mouth to clean the dirt and dust off during the day and pop it back in.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have, I have witnessed this.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Bob Kevoian]

The in the mouth thing? Absolutely. I've seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I didn't realize until boy maybe, I mean I was an adult for sure that glass eyes were not full round eyes, that they're just almost lens shaped.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like. Like they're not gonna fall out and roll away. Oh, I thought they were.

[Chick McGee]

Is that why they're lens shaped? So they don't fall out and roll away?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but at one point they were bowling pin shaped but very odd. They were bugging out a little.

[Tom Griswold]

They called them the Barty Feltmans. Christy, would you make love to Marty Feldman?

[Christy Lee]

Nah. I don't know. Boy, that'd be tough.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean he was funny.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe if the lights were out, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

A chance also he was hung. Yeah. You know, he's one of those 13 inchers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe show horse or perhaps charming.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet he was charming.

[Christy Lee]

He was very charming. And he didn't always have his eyes bright bugged out. I mean he could.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody had A unique look.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No matter what he was doing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hump. Classic. Classic line. One more letter. This comes to us from Richard. When my youngest child was young, we would ask him if he wanted to wear pants or shorts. He always said he wanted to wear his shirt sleeve pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Shirt sleeve pants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sweet little guy. Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

So short sleeve pants or shirt sleeve pants?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is shirt sleeve pants.

[Tom Griswold]

That to me would say long sleeve or long pants. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm just reading the letters.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

We now return to the sports desk. What's going on over there? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Time for sports. All right. Cal Raleigh. They call him the Big Dumper. Do you remember why they call him the Big Dumper, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because of his large derriere.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a big ass. That's right. He break breaks Mickey Mantle's record for home runs by switch hitter. We're all familiar with switch hitters.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like to dance? What about you, ma'? Am?

[Bob Kevoian]

Very self. Very selfish.

[Chick McGee]

Raleigh hit his 55th and 56th homers of the season and consecutive at bats against the Royals and Kansas City last night. He tied the Mariners record set by Junior Raleigh hit his 55th home run of the third left handed. Then just showing off at his 56 in the fourth right hand it. Griffey set the Mariners record with 56 home runs in 1997. Raleigh received a standing ovation for Mariners fans and applause from Royals Fans. Marks Raleigh's 20th career multi home run game.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

The Big dumper. We had WNBA playoff action last night. Kelsey Mitchell at 19 Aaliyah. Boston 15, fever past third seed Atlanta Dream 77, 60 for their first home playoff. When in nearly a decade that victory tied that best of three series at a game of peace. Game three, the decisive game three will be played tomorrow night in Atlanta. Also, Seattle forces a game three against Vegas. They won 86. 83. That's exciting. Vegas's winning streak is over. And you remember this from.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

I forget what golf tournament this was in. But Scotty Scheffler was out on the course and someone had had some gas during his backswing. Do you remember that time?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And then the nosters actually highlighted it. Oh my word.

[Chick McGee]

What are you laughing about?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's so much to say about that shot face.

[Chick McGee]

And somebody has using Tom's laugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I told me let's stick to the golf.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the one guy he totally calls his buddy out. What are you laughing about?

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

He wanted to see if you would explain.

[Christy Lee]

Then he goes, let's stick to the golf.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have admitted it was him. Yeah, from a Ryder cup champ. Ryder cup practice. This is English golfer Terrell Hatton. He's getting ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Practice route.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I don't think that's him.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not him at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

No back swing coming. He hears, here's the fart in it. And he doesn't even follow through with the swing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he can't. And it's perfectly placed. It's noon. Perfectly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that considered bad form on the course?

[Tom Griswold]

I would think so. But in this case, they're having fun. But, yeah, I can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a practice ring.

[Chick McGee]

During the actual competition. Yeah, it's one Scotty Scheffler's.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're the 18th at the end of the Masters. You don't want the guy. It looks like Byron is lighting his farts. I hope that doesn't distract Jack.

[Chick McGee]

I have never done that. Lit a fart, let a fart. Never done it.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen it done a few times.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't think it was possible until I saw my college roommate do it. I thought that there's no way your body would contain something.

[Christy Lee]

Happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it does.

[Bob Kevoian]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

It's extraordinary.

[Chick McGee]

What keeps it from going back up inside.

[Tom Griswold]

It didn't for my friend Paul Ball.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Burned his hair and his butt.

[Tom Griswold]

It went. Yeah. Oh, and now he didn't have to go to the hospital or anything, but he.

[Chick McGee]

Man, it sucked back. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

So embarrassing.

[Chick McGee]

A little hot. You ever have that happen, though? One of those. One of those. It gets hot, you feel heat. Remember this? Sure, yeah, that happens. You have gas.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You feel heat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever have a fart where you. You smell it and you go, oh, I'm. I'm. I'm gonna be sweet sick. Like. I'm meaning I'm gonna. I have a flu or a cold coming on. No, yeah, that'll happen too.

[Chick McGee]

I've noticed mine has. The odor has changed dramatically the older I get. Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's what I'm eating or what I'm not eating, or.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, I'm noticing more length and. And pitch. Really?

[Christy Lee]

This is what we're down to now.

[Chick McGee]

The tone, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

I noticed mine are longer now.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, that's what I just said.

[Chick McGee]

I've got something that'll. That'll save the show. Stupid world record.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they say Johnny Cash's farts perfect Pitch. Really? Ring of fire.

[Chick McGee]

The World Stone Skimming Championships have been hit by a cheating scandal.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. You don't say.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The BBC reports over 2,200 people from 27 countries attended this year's event. On the tiny, tiny island of Easedale off the west coast of Scotland. Rules state that stones must come from naturally occurring islands. Slate. However, some were found to have been ground into a suspiciously circular shape to help them bounce on water.

[Tom Griswold]

Suspiciously circular?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you're missing. There are 2200 people went to watch this event.

[Christy Lee]

It's stone skipping Scotland. Right?

[Chick McGee]

He has every day. He has such high hopes that they're gonna really enjoy this world.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe there's not a lot going on in Scotland.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care about some backwards Highlanders watching rocks being thrown.

[Chick McGee]

Organizer Dr. Kyle Matthews told a news outlet that offenders had held their hands up and apologized.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

He did not specify how many competitors out of the 2,200 were disqualified for stone doctoring.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. Here's the good part here. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Jonathan, is there a reason you just don't read this and you make me do it? I don't understand.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to see if we get this guy in the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Certain.

[Chick McGee]

I have to co. You can't call.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't call Scotland.

[Chick McGee]

Jonathan Jennings of Kentucky became the contest first American winner. USA. USA skimmed his stone. A cumulative distance of 580ft.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so far. But was he considered one of the cheaters or was.

[Chick McGee]

No, they wouldn't have let him compete. Dumbass.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I saw the vitriol in his eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did too.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, he got two words out of that sentence. And I, like, I was genuine. I had my, My cold ran my blood.

[Chick McGee]

I've always said this. I could leave today and get five parts in six different movies. I could do it today. You go. Ah. You knew him when he worked on the Bob and Tom show. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes it's like walking in a mine field. Sometimes you make one step, you never know, you think it's innocent step and you're a click.

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy, this is.

[Chick McGee]

He's gonna kill me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, Christy, I'm gonna help you visualize this. This guy threw this guy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to visualize.

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy skipped a stone. 580ft. A football field is 300ft.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is almost two football fields. This great gentleman from the Commonwealth of Kentucky. How many skips representing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

That's a Great question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A good reporter would have gotta be.

[Bob Kevoian]

53 and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

Like three big ones and then just. Just dozens of tiny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, at the end. At the end. It essentially looks like a speedboat going across the water.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, I, I thought. I, I know you're getting. You're getting hammered. I. I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a great world record. You've got 2200 people in Scotland. It's better than some golfer farting.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. I did that for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you. I did enjoy it.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you pretty good at skipping a stone?

[Bob Kevoian]

I used to be excellent. Because I did it all the time. I used to be excellent. Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We did it all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they. They used to actually have the world.

[Christy Lee]

Probably skip better than.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're much more polished.

[Bob Kevoian]

Petoskey stones generally don't skip very well. By the way, the Shinola company now makes a Petoskey stone.

[Chick McGee]

Watch you rub it on the head of your fans.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't know Shinola from this conversation.

[Bob Kevoian]

They. There is a stone skipping competition up in Sault Ste. Marie and they do have a category for measuring the way it works, etc.

[Chick McGee]

Measuring the boredom.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have that level?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I think skipping stones is. What's the song that mentions there's a famous.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not your skipping stone?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

That was stepping stone.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, skipping stones is fun.

[Chick McGee]

Football season is here.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun for a while. Like five minutes maybe.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

All right. By the way, if things come full circle, there is a song called skipping stones from Michael Martin Murphy.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. There you go. We were just talking about him and the sad song Wildfire start crying, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And you were gonna tell us what this instrument is.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are. No. It's a guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the hell.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds nothing like any guitar ever made.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how good the player.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a flute.

[Chick McGee]

It's not flute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got the. I have the entire personnel.

[Tom Griswold]

Go.

[Bob Kevoian]

The entire personnel. This is Jack Murphy on the piano.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nepotism. Nepo baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sam Brossard on guitar. And Richard Dean on guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Drums and other stuff too. In bas.

[Chick McGee]

About traffic and weather. Coming up, home of the hit right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here now, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's every. It. A flute or whistle or something. You guys are insane.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. A guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

75. There's no.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody get Michael Murphy on the phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

This says that. It says it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't believe it says.

[Bob Kevoian]

The only instruments on here are mandolin, drums, bass guitars and piano.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care what it says. My ears. I trust my own organs, you lunatic. Yeah, it's a recorder or a flute or something. There's no guitar synthesizer that did that. You can show me video of somebody playing a guitar and that noise coming out and I won't believe it. Why would you choose that? You're a skeptic. Why would you choose that sound to come out of a guitar if you wanted a piccolo? Play a goddamn. Yeah, there's. There's no flute guitar pedal.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is why.

[Chick McGee]

Back to you, Tom. You know, music is passionate. That's all there is to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's good that we're arguing about. Arguing about. About the important things in contemporary culture. A great song by Michael Martin Murphy. And we're concerned about what it's. I apologize for asking. It's still a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to buy a guitar. What kind of one? The one that sounds like a fluke.

[Bob Kevoian]

That just shows the artistry of this. Of this great guitar player.

[Tom Griswold]

He's playing it so wrong. He's blowing into the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody.

[Chick McGee]

If anybody out there knows Michael Murphy or is evidently his brothers in the band or whoever the hell it is, get a hold of us. We need to find out.

[Christy Lee]

So I'm. I'm trying to find.

[Chick McGee]

It's a Guitar.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, we'll retire from this discussion. I've lost my place. We're still here. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

You should not receive a live vaccine when treated with Epglis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Before starting Epglis, tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection searching for real relief.

[Christy Lee]

Ask your doctor about epglis and visit epgliss.lily.com or call 1-800-lilyrx or 1-800-545-5979.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Jess Hooker. Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Bob Kevoian]

We've got a very fine, fine, precise point I want to clarify.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

First of all, Ms. Jess Hooker joins us in the studio.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great hair today.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jess is like one of those dolls that you can manipulate the hair with, and every day she comes in with a new. This is a really. I like this one.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a really nice one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's. It's just wash and dry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is that what it is? Oh, but even more convenient.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were discussing the world Championships of stone skipping. I'm sure you're familiar with the event.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Grew up on a lake, so. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It's fun, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

It Is. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. And the. The winner. What was it, almost 580ft? I believe an American. American from Kentucky won. This is a.

[Christy Lee]

In Scotland. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I was trying to remember, wasn't there a song. They talk about skip and stone and it's a technicality. Yes, and there's a technicality. It's the Elton John song Crocodile Rock.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. There's the line holding hands and skipping stones. But it turns out I just looked. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think I must be the English.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. That's probably the English term. But I think the. The essence of my thought was indeed correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a whatnot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, where do you stand as. As the biggest Elton John fan? Here, here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Dalton. John. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, where do you stand on Crocodile Rock?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I despise it. Hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

We hate it.

[Chick McGee]

Can't stand it.

[Tom Griswold]

He hates it. Please. Favorite song. He said an interview.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Elton just recently on Cold.

[Chick McGee]

He's absolutely said it. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I'd be okay if I never played Crocodile Rock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He said, oh, I'm sure it's somebody's favorite song.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody out there, people can go, you know, piss up a rope. I don't know. It's his song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I'm tolerant of song. I'm tolerant of songs I hate.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the first thing that people say about you is, boy, that Tom, he's tolerant. You're exactly right. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, we could go around the room. What's the most popular song that you despise?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. I think Chris is my favorite song. My favorite. Call Me. Alright. I hate that. That song.

[Chick McGee]

I love the video. I never get tired of Chevy with that smarmy look on his face. I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

It's charming, fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm with you. I hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

You feel like it's.

[Christy Lee]

That's me that hates it. I love it. Her favorite. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well. But that's what. That's my larger point here. It's all about tolerance.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm. You know, I'm. You may hate my favorite song and I may hate yours.

[Christy Lee]

What's your favorite song?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's. I can't really pin that down, but I'm sure I can come up with a few that you despise.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wait, we've. Yeah, you've played them a lot. Fat man in a bathtub.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is a fat man in the bathtub. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That's my little feet. For those of you who are doing your rock and roll History.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, what is the most popular song that you don't like? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I think the most popular song right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Ever. That you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Call Me Al was pretty popular.

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I could tell you mine. What's yours least favorite? American Pie by Don.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's because you don't like.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't like the song before I met him. Oh, yeah. You. You really didn't? No.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Too long.

[Tom Griswold]

No bridge.

[Bob Kevoian]

The highest ranked song I think we even play on this radio station is Bohemian Rhapsody. I hate it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that song.

[Chick McGee]

Kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can't stand.

[Christy Lee]

Great song. I like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hated it when it came out. Hate it now.

[Christy Lee]

So is there anything that you have produced that you don't like now?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

See one of my songs.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna cry. Touche. Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not talking about children.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you go. You can. That's a great question.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what it is, but I get all squirmy and weird when I hear nasty stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care anymore at all.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I would be fine if I never heard it again. I understand. People love it and kind of grew.

[Tom Griswold]

Out of it maybe or something.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm an old man.

[Tom Griswold]

The performance is great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a real fun one, but. Yeah. Yeah, it's all right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it's such a. It's such a cartoon of you. I would think you'd.

[Tom Griswold]

Who made you do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, hang on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me me.

[Chick McGee]

Let me think if I can remember. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Should we play a little bit of it? Just.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. No.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got something that will. That there's a possibility we can real chick back in.

[Chick McGee]

Where did I go? Did I. Did you lose me?

[Bob Kevoian]

We were talking about. We were talking about letters that end all letters. In other words, we get. We get mail. We were talking about sneezing, and we got a really great letter from a guy who was with his dad in the car, and his dad opened the window and a huge sneeze. They had to pull over to go look for his dad's dentures. Oh, that's kind of. Okay. Okay, we're done. And then what did we have a guy sneezing and his glass eye fell out or something?

[Christy Lee]

No, the guy that had the glass eye on the construction site. And pop it out and, like, hold it out around the corner.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are actual sports injuries from Sneezing. It says your athletes can get hurt from sneezing due to the powerful forces generated which can exacerbate underlying injuries.

[Christy Lee]

What about your abdominal muscles? Have you ever had a sneeze that, like, you feel like it's cramped up or you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Notable examples include Sammy Sosa, Goose Gossage, among others, who have all suffered back and ligament injuries from violent sneezes.

[Christy Lee]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha. I've heard some sneezes, if they're particularly painful in a certain area, will can indicate you have sciatica issues.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is it. Do you release a small quantity of urine when you sneeze?

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes. Depends.

[Tom Griswold]

You need to use depends.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't wear the bends. Depends on how bad I gotta go, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that does happen if a sneeze.

[Christy Lee]

Strikes and you've got a full bladder. You might. Well, if you've had a baby, things down there aren't. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm not being.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not minor in any way suggesting that there's something wrong with it.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. Maybe that may be a female only situation.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Do guys do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have never done that.

[Tom Griswold]

I was an usher at the movie theater and I. Boy, I was probably 17 and I was cleaning the men's room and I sneezed. And the sneeze led to a incredibly painful charley horse in my taint.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

And I didn't know what was happening. Happening. I still kind of don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That's scary.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'd say since then, that's happened six times in my life.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now we need to get a diagnostic going on analysis.

[Tom Griswold]

If I have a particularly hard sneeze, it can cause each other in my perineum.

[Chick McGee]

And if this is on my brain, but it sounds like that might be hernia related or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

But perineum, there's a.

[Tom Griswold]

There was something happening. Happening. It's terrified me the first time it happened.

[Christy Lee]

I've definitely had the Charlie Horse in the abdomen from sneezing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've had him in my legs. And I just assumed I was getting whatever it is, Gillian Barr syndrome or. Oh, polio, restless leg or something.

[Chick McGee]

That seems reasonable.

[Christy Lee]

Major magnesium is off. You need to have more magnesium.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not telling you.

[Bob Kevoian]

In any event, have we completed our sports broadcast? Yes, it was quite enjoyable, thank you. And I'll have to find out more about the American Stone Skipping competition. I think they do. The number of Skips rather than the distance.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

But.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I hope so.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you get on that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'll get on that for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

As soon. As soon as possible. Also, we're trying to figure out what that instrument is in the Michael Martin Murphy song Chicken. I contend it's a guitar.

[Christy Lee]

It's a mandolin.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a mandolin on that album.

[Chick McGee]

He does something with his guitar or the mandolin. It's not a flute. I don't even hear flute. You guys are so wild. Yeah, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I don't hear flute yet. It's not yet. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Piano.

[Bob Kevoian]

Told you.

[Christy Lee]

Glad I came in here.

[Chick McGee]

Told you.

[Christy Lee]

It definitely sounds like a flute or a piccolo. Coming out.

[Chick McGee]

Coming right up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We have four more minutes. We won't lead the witness, but. Boy, this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

Not yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get ready. You can do traffic and weather.

[Chick McGee]

Not yet. Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not yet.

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes.

[Jonathan Jennings]

3, 2, 1.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's picking a guitar. Way up.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys, your ears are wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's true. My ears are terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Well, then.

[Tom Griswold]

Then that's the answer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't.

[Christy Lee]

I can't hear how a guitar could make that sound.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guitar player.

[Tom Griswold]

A guitar wouldn't whistle like that if you dropped it from a plane.

[Bob Kevoian]

Try to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's processed with some kind of crazy, you know, sound effect maybe, but not a regular guitar.

[Christy Lee]

How did we get to this song? Just out of curious.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, somebody.

[Chick McGee]

You going to say, how did we get to this play?

[Tom Griswold]

I think we. We were talking about. We were talking about songs make you want to set yourself on fire like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of a rock. Like Bread and all those crappy song. But then we were saying how great this song is. It kind of falls into that category, but it. It is actually a great song.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got a different topic for you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's. I can't. There's an old joke. I can't. There's an old joke. I can't tell, but the punchline is. Would I. Oh, yeah. Did you know that glass eyes, which you brought up, used to be made of wood? Before they had the glass eye, they had artificial eyes for people made out of wood. It would be painted.

[Christy Lee]

That would be painful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they would obviously polish them and buff them. Oh, my God. I've got a splinter on the inside of my eyelid. Maybe. Maybe we should have used something harder than this.

[Christy Lee]

Why did you bring up the wooden eye?

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking glass eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you were talking glass eyes and I thought we could segue from the discussion about what. Okay, good. Coming up, we have, we have actually interesting news in the world of eyesight, actually fascinating news involving readers. The, the, the reading glasses that most people have to start wearing when they turn or in their early 40s. We'll get to that. We also have STDs among the elderly in the news and bad news.

[Christy Lee]

If you won the Publisher's Clearinghouse giveaway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'd be so pissed. Oh, Joe, wait till you find out what happened. Remember the old Ed McMahon commercials way back when to knock on the door? Hey, here's the, I think they invented the giant check, right? They'd be at the door with the eight foot check and they'd be holding it up.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they'd have the balloons and the van would pull off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't, don't cash the check. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Got a comment?

[Bob Kevoian]

To share?

[Chick McGee]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Thank you very much. Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tob Show. Christy Lee is at the SILAC Insurance News Center. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'd like to share something that made me laugh out loud yesterday during.

[Chick McGee]

A serious time Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Tom. Josh has something to share.

[Tom Griswold]

I got into I, I guess you would call this doom scrolling maybe. It was an aggregate news site and I was just scrolling the headlines, right. And you know, unhappiness problems. My blood started to boil on a few things and I was also getting bummed out and kind of upset. And then this story popped up in the middle of all of it. This is the headline, Josh Duhamel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shares he underwent Cataract surgery. Not just mellow, I laughed out loud. Like, how did this.

[Christy Lee]

That's newsworthy.

[Bob Kevoian]

The president has landed in England.

[Tom Griswold]

However, it was smacked.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Duhamel smacked him in the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was like. And the way that he shares. He underwent. Oh, thank goodness. He's confessing and letting. And I don't blame Josh Duhamel. It was probably something that just came up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, his publicist probably sent out something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or he was talking about a new show or something. Oh, yeah. By the way, I got cataract surgery and they chose that.

[Bob Kevoian]

But maybe the editor of whatever that. That site goes. Okay. This is just relentlessly depressing. You know, we've got this and this and his death, and nothing's going right.

[Tom Griswold]

Not even Josh Duhamel has a new show out. Like that would be a better headline.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, good. Good luck to him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. We're all on your side, John.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Have we gotten a hold of the skip stone guy yet? Okay, good. Once again, from the Commonwealth of Kentucky, was it. Jonathan Jennings won the international stone skipping competition. I'd still like to get.

[Chick McGee]

We should be able to know. There must be a formula where we can figure out how. How long we have to tell Tom that we're trying to work on something and then we decide we just can't get it done.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then you're going to ghost me on this one. Okay, that's fine. Go. Go ahead. I want to urge everyone to enter our contest. Go to bob and tom.com contest. What am I talking about? I'm talking about picking those. Making those pigskin picks for the NFL this week. Lots of great games and you could be a winner from Steven Singer jewelers of a $500 gift card. We're going to tell you who won this week in just a minute.

[Chick McGee]

But first, I thought it was William Walter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think it was.

[Chick McGee]

Or Robin. Or William.

[Bob Kevoian]

William.

[Christy Lee]

Robin.

[Chick McGee]

William Cock. Robin.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the. The winner is Mr. Paul Sugars.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Sweet. Oh, Paul, you're such a sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wins himself a 500 gift card to Stephen Singer Jewelers. We're going to talk with Mr. Sugars.

[Tom Griswold]

I played soccer with a kid named Paul Sowers. Really? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get them together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sweden sours.

[Chick McGee]

You really had me going there for a second. I thought you were gonna say something.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting, but it's true. And Paul Sowers did one. He was always.

[Christy Lee]

Did he have cataract surgery?

[Tom Griswold]

It was always kind of. My dad was the coach of the team. Ex drill sergeant, so he was sort of that way with us. And Paul Sowers was acting up. He wasn't listening. So my dad said Run three laps. And Paul Sowers thought it would be funny to run those three laps backwards. Oh. And so he was looking very silly running in a silly backwards way. And my dad let him finish. And then he said, paul, because you did that, now everybody run five laps.

[Christy Lee]

But your dad let him finish. Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I always thought was brilliant. He's like, I'm gonna let him do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The whole thing is brilliant. He's got that coach Matt math.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, he did three, you're doing five. What?

[Tom Griswold]

And now every. And then that army math of one guy screws up. You're all doing. Yeah, that works. Yeah. That'll get you in trouble.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or. Yeah. Or. I like to say to anyone out there who's ever worked with a trainer, you go to your fitness place and the trainer, you can't count. Yeah. That's why trainers did not make good cashiers. It would be. Here's your change. One, one, one, one. Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. If you had a no rep, you had a no rep up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow, that's great. Anyway, we'll talk with Paul tomorrow. Our first winner. He was the only person of all of our entrants to get all of the games right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

So congratulations. He lives in a place called Jeffersonville, Indiana. Congratulations. Going out to Paul.

[Chick McGee]

Right across the border there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll look forward to talking to him as much as we're looking forward to talking to Jonathan Jennings, the winner of the International Stone Skipping Competition. Thank you. We have. I'm sure someone listening knows him.

[Tom Griswold]

He has passed away.

[Bob Kevoian]

He may still be with a rock.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that interesting?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a rock star.

[Chick McGee]

He's.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. I guess by definition, stone rock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Similar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, and then he feels like he has to explain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee, should we get right to this Publisher's Clearinghouse debacle?

[Christy Lee]

Sure, Tom. Hold on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were always kind of exciting to see people opening their door in, like, a robe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Remember those original Publishers Clearinghouse giveaways? The surprise knock on the doors Josh just mentioned. Winners had no warning that the prize patrol would show up at their home with cameras, a giant check, roses, champagne balloons.

[Chick McGee]

You kids shut up in there.

[Tom Griswold]

I swear. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

The goal, of course, was to capture that raw, emotional, oh, my God. Reaction to this big check. Well, well, don't cash that check. Amid Publishers Clearing House ongoing bankruptcy process, most of its winners are now facing an end to the forever money that they were once promised. After filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in April, the company that acquired Publishers Clearinghouse is not Responsible to pay out the prizes issued prior to July 15th.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought we was getting prize money till the rapture. Mom. Mama.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

What in the. Henry, are you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Over.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell was that?

[Tom Griswold]

Some side character from Inherit the Win.

[Chick McGee]

You see a little guy fighting a big guy, I'll be there. What the hell are you doing? Mama, this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

These people are getting screwed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you win this thing, they say, oh, you've. I guess this is why a lot of people, when they win the lottery, they go, I want the money now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just in case some anomaly would occur.

[Tom Griswold]

So they. They were promised this money, and now they're saying they don't have it.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

They should have called it Publishers, Social Security.

[Chick McGee]

The demographics.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. We just got to start killing old people or. Or birthing some babies.

[Tom Griswold]

The numbers don't add up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now you can retire when you're 80. It's all going to work out.

[Tom Griswold]

That deal may have been new, but it's. Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess. I guess we're clearing house because we're moving out. Tell the landlord, yes, the check is coming to you from Publishers Clearing House. Was that. Was that the. Ed McMahon was one. I'm trying to remember.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. Right. In my mind it is, but I feel like somebody told us. Actually, it was. That was a Mandela effect type thing where he did some other one. Oh, Nelson Mandela.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'll have to. I'll have to look into. I thought it was. I thought that was Ed McMahon.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought so, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

And was that the first place where they had the. The giant checks?

[Christy Lee]

First place I remember seeing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Unless it was on, like, a game show.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you guys think a game show probably predates that commercial? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you guys ever had been lucky enough to cut a ribbon with giant scissors?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've never done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we got to get you on it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we got to get on.

[Christy Lee]

No evidence that McMahon ever worked for Publishers Clearinghouse. However, a spokesperson for American Family Publishers. In old television commercials, the word publishers appeared much smaller than American Family.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that weird?

[Christy Lee]

Perhaps because. And this is according to Snopes, the company knew that so many American households had confused the two brands, believing that McMahon worked for the competition.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think 90% of people would say, yes, it was Publishers Clearing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I thought it was.

[Christy Lee]

And it's right. They're calling this the Mandela Effect.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that is just what it explained to me what exactly what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, it's a memory that is widely shared in the culture that actually didn't happen. And it started because many people remembered watching on television the funeral of Nelson Mandela in a certain year and he was still very much alive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It was in the 1980s and he didn't die until 2013. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So the biggest one for me is Berenstein Bears.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have sworn it was Berenstein Bears, but it's actually Berenstain Bears. There's an A and not an E in there. There. And so many other people have the memory of looking at a Baron stain book. But seeing Berenstein, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, cool. Yeah. In any event, I hope you didn't. I hope you didn't count on the checks from the Publisher's Clearinghouse because they're not coming, Luke.

[Tom Griswold]

I am. Your father is also a Mandela effect thing that's actually not said.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't the Humphrey Bogart one. And he doesn't say it again. Sam. Or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Play it, Sam. You played it for her. You can play it for me or something closer to that. That interesting stuff. Coming up, we have a Fyre festival update of all things. We have donkeys in the news, older adults and STDs. Yikes. We'll find out about that. And can we come back with this story about the robbery of this boat in Orlando? This is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Paddlefish restaurant.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait till you hear the way this thing was pulled off. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

How do you do? There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. And what have we done this second day in a row? Tom? I look around, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that handsome man over there. We've been joined by comedian Greg Hyde. He's got a nice clean shirt on.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, man.

[Chick McGee]

Really a treat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know you were still around. It's good to see you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're talking about sneezes, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know when someone claims they have allergies? You know that's 100 pneumonia. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Every.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever heard a guy sneeze? You ever heard somebody sneeze and you think, man, you need to rewrite that when it's real loud? I think you could control your sneeze. I'm not buying that. It's involuntary, you know? Are you with me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I. But I like mine to. I really like to let it all out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. But not on an airplane. Not in public.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

If I hear. If a guy hurts my ears, I want to tell him, rewrite that sneeze.

[Christy Lee]

Did you bring it down to curse? When he would sneeze, my dad would.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he would sneak in. Curse words.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me an example. Example.

[Christy Lee]

I can't. I can't say mine. But mine is like multiple curses afterwards. My kids know that. That's Mom. Sneeze, sneeze. And then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it the same words in the same order each time?

[Christy Lee]

I can. I. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Just do it by letters. Just let me see if I can figure it out. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

It's s. It's. I could say the first one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Son of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And then sh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And it's fast. So it's really fast.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like, I knew a guy, every time he sneezed, he would go. It would start with, holy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My dad, literally, while he was sneezing, would say the S. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what this guy did, too. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I mean, it wasn't a sneeze.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but. But it wasn't for effect.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it probably helped him.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he was trying to make you laugh, wasn't he?

[Christy Lee]

No, he just. That's how he sneezed. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, if he was out in the wood. Your father worked in the woods a lot?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was an environmental scientist. Would he do that out in the woods?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did it all the time, no matter where he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've noticed recently I've been in a little bit of discomfort, and I'll find myself alone at my house doing something, and I Go die.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I think that it helps with the pain. I don't know what it is, but. Yeah. Not. I'm not expecting anyone to hear me. Oh, screaming in pain.

[Christy Lee]

That's just. You're letting it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. If I've got a particular thing, and I do, I do have a very loud sneeze. But I'm with Josh. You've got to get rid of all of that stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's what you're supposed to do.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But like Greg said, I'm not doing that in line for a coffee. You were talking about the gas pass situation, too. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what's great?

[Tom Griswold]

Combine both huge knees, blowout, fall down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the best. You implode. The ladies love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See if you can kick your shoes off, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're joined by comedian Greg Khan. Mr. Hahn is on the road. Greg Khan. Tonight?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not tonight. November 2nd. Rescheduled. Oh, I know. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's why you're here.

[Tom Griswold]

The funny bone. Rescheduled.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this sheet I have, for the second time today, I've got the wrong information.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this isn't on you. That's. That's. We rescheduled.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who'd you get kicked off for?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know who it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what's going on. We'll sell a ton of tickets.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about the weekend? Is that still going?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, baby. I think Willie's coming down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay, so starting tomorrow evening, you'll be at the Caravan and Louis with Willie G. So that's going. That's happening.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on a second. I gotta cross this out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. There we go. Okay, now we're ready. And then more great dates coming up, which we'll get to eventually. Okay. Christy, do you want to do the story about this. This thing in Orlando? This is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

In Florida, they're searching for a man clad in scuba gear who robbed a restaurant at Disney Springs. WFTV reports the guy swam up to the Paddlefish restaurant shortly after midnight Monday. A report by Orange county deputies indicated the man found a place to store his wetsuit and scuba gear before walking into the manager's office and stealing between 10 and $20,000.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

After leaving, which, by the way, if you've not been to Disney Springs, the paddle fish restaurant is a. Like an old steamboat. It looks like it's a steamboat.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. It used to be called the Empress Lily.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's fake. I mean, it's. But it looks Like a giant steamboat. But isn't that a pond?

[Christy Lee]

It is a pond. The man donned his scuba gear, jumped back into the pond. The investigation is ongoing, and according to police, the men forced two employees to go to the corner of the room and told them to close their eyes. The man. It was just one man. Close their eyes. You better close your eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's better than having a machine gun pointed at your face.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say that he had a weapon. Sources familiar with the investigation said he then tied the employees up. The employees said he left within two minutes. They called 911 after freeing themselves. Neither were hurt. The restaurant opened as normal to guests at noon on Monday. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man. But I. And he got away with scuba gear. So he gets back in the pond. Where does he swim?

[Christy Lee]

He swam to a spot and got out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because.

[Christy Lee]

Because Disney Springs is the old. It's the shopping area.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So there are plenty of public, you know, access points. It's not like in a park, but it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a tiny little lake, though.

[Tom Griswold]

But did he come out of the pond, Rob, and then go back into the pond?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so this is like James Bond, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I say he gets away with it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

At least give it to him, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say Disney probably owns the rights to the story, but what a weird, bizarre thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No weapon. That's strange.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't say he has a weapon.

[Bob Kevoian]

They. They're calling him DB Scuba.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a DB Cooper joke. Greg. I get it. Scuba.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, DB Cooper, you see, jumped out.

[Chick McGee]

Of an airplane in the 30s and.

[Tom Griswold]

But played by Treat Williams.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yes. I can't figure out how. Because I've been to that place. Place A dozen times. I can't figure out how he got away. And wouldn't you. It. It's pitch black outside.

[Christy Lee]

First of all, it's after midnight. He could have gotten away.

[Bob Kevoian]

But once he gets back in the water, doesn't he have to have a light?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe. Maybe he had a light on his suit. You don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't you. Wouldn't you see from the surface? Could you see the light going? I don't know how many people are.

[Christy Lee]

Around Disney Springs at midnight?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. But.

[Tom Griswold]

And even if you could see the light, what are you gonna do?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Those people walk outside. Go. That guy just robbed us. I don't know how. There he goes. I don't know how he got. How. How he robbed anybody. Give me $10,000.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're right. He's Weaponless.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, good on. We don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you know, like, you just think you would.

[Chick McGee]

Was goofy that. What? Night watchman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on here?

[Christy Lee]

But if you saw a light in the pond, wouldn't you think. Oh, they're doing something.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think Tinkerbell.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, very good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you'd start applauding.

[Bob Kevoian]

And aren't those ponds full of gators?

[Christy Lee]

Skaters, Gators sleep. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not saying he didn't take risks. But I'm saying give him the money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Creeping. Keep it. Where the hell was Aquaman? This is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's a. Yeah, that's a wrong franchise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sorry. Would have been really embarrassing if Aquaman had solved this crime.

[Chick McGee]

They don't have an underwater guy on Marvel, do they? Oh, Submariner, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, Submariner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I always got a submariner when I was a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what's correct? Is it submariner or submariner?

[Tom Griswold]

But I totally get why you say submariner.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I used to call my pitch the Submariner. Did you ever throw a submariner?

[Chick McGee]

You mean the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we just called a submarine pitch.

[Chick McGee]

There was a picture for the pirates who used to. Colby. Get to Colby. Exactly right. Well done, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Hell is going on?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, I'm talking obscure picture.

[Christy Lee]

A well known San Francisco chef has been arrested accused of robbing three banks in a single day.

[Tom Griswold]

You better have a weapon.

[Christy Lee]

Valentino Lucian was identified as a suspect in a trio of bank robberies in the cities.

[Chick McGee]

The romantic robbery. I'm Valentino.

[Christy Lee]

The 62 year old was formerly the executive chef at Rose Pistola in North beach, as well as the executive chef and owner of a restaurant called Called Otavio. Before he was left in dire financial straits. He now faces multiple charges of robbery and attempted robbery. Back in 2018, he was arrested in Orlando on suspicion of robbing at least $18,000 from a city bank.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy likes it.

[Christy Lee]

He pleaded no contest to one count of second degree robbery and was sentenced to just one year in county jail and three years of probation.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it. I love it. To steal.

[Christy Lee]

It must have worked if he tried it again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently they've got him on camera robbing three banks in the same day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I look good, don't I Chick?

[Christy Lee]

What do you always say about bank robberies? If you get away there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's a documentary. If you. If you rob one bank one time and never rob another, the odds you'll get away with it are astounding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this guy, he messed Up.

[Bob Kevoian]

But when you do it again, eventually, evidently.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's not 100. But it's close.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but if that.

[Bob Kevoian]

But if you.

[Christy Lee]

If you're robbing the second bank, everybody's looking for the guy who robbed the first bank. They're not paying attention to the second and the third bank.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why you wear a fix mustache.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you could also get shot.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Or be rich.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. But. But it's so weird. I guess this guy's like a really well known chef. Well.

[Christy Lee]

And he's 62. Yeah. He should know better, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I guess when he said to the clerk at the bank, give me all your money, he was pissed. Until. Until she said, yes, Chef, Chef.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That was a delicate, delicate comment.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you've watched the bear.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's all they say in the Bear.

[Tom Griswold]

You say, yes, chef. No, I don't. I'm making a meat sandwich, you pretentious.

[Bob Kevoian]

A hole.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is not a fan of the Bear.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? You know what hurts me about it?

[Christy Lee]

What? What?

[Tom Griswold]

I really thought I was going to love it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm in the same.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's why I was more disappointed.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bailed on it.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone did bail on it. And that was.

[Tom Griswold]

I bailed, too.

[Christy Lee]

There was a big story yesterday, I think, in the Wall Street Journal about. They've never. There's never been a show that won so many Emmys one year and then nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

When they. I bailed when they had the kids party and the guy put.

[Tom Griswold]

Same here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put the.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was in the first season.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sleeping pills in it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a standard sitcom.

[Bob Kevoian]

If someone did that, they'd be in.

[Tom Griswold]

Jail, Let alone it wouldn't have that effect. So stupid.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yes, Chef. Okay, good. See, the guy's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you hate. Don't you kind of hate?

[Bob Kevoian]

But I think hooker. Your point? Ms. Hooker is a good one, which is. This guy's an old man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, he can do three things the same day without taking a nap. I get tired just thinking, I'm ready for my nap right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like fancy restaurants? They're fine. You know, they're good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's just say word where you're on a date.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

With a beautiful young lady. It's your.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's your first date.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You take it to a really fancy restaurant. Now, do you act like a gentleman?

[Tom Griswold]

What happens is the waiter will come up and say, careful, the plate is hot. I say, so is my date. But I'm Gonna touch her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, do.

[Chick McGee]

Do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you read the menu to her or do you. How does that work exactly?

[Tom Griswold]

I do the ordering for her.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you do that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I do the ordering. I get myself out of the way first. I'll say, I'll take the filet. Lobster tail. Nice. Below. And for the lady, hot dog, small milk. Now, Greg, I want you to know I was actually asking you a question, not trying to make clown boy dance.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I say. If I say, how are you? I don't care. I want clown boy.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, Greg, I like. I like the original. I like the original. She'll have the hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Definitely that time. Rewrite that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, rewrite. Rewrite that stage in some way.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's your stairway to heaven. That and the breakup one about texting. I love that one, too. That's. That's cool. Comedian Greg Han. Greg Han will not be where he was going to be then. But tonight he'll be nowhere. Tomorrow, he'll be in the evening at the Caravan in Louisville with Willie G. In fact, he'll be there all weekend.

[Chick McGee]

If you're enjoying this, you must really love this show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you enjoy this show, you have good taste.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And good taste lends itself to knowing quality food. Greg, you mentioned hot dogs for your date. I tell you what.

[Chick McGee]

Delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

If you ordered her one of those big deli style franks from Omaha Steaks, the complaints will be nigh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're so good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nigh.

[Christy Lee]

Good enough for a restaurant.

[Bob Kevoian]

That means there will be no complaints.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. There'll be nil.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe nil.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. And this makes a great gift. If you're like me, you got brothers that live out of state. You want to send them something nice, Send them a box. Omaha Steaks. And then maybe they can have a nice grill out. You guys can do a FaceTime thing.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, do they live out of state because you live in this state?

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. They live very far away.

[Chick McGee]

I am out of here.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Hey, Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Charles.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I got the Charles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that can't be good.

[Chick McGee]

That was never good. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. I am Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. We have a guest in the studio once again, a rebound guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm hopped up on probiotics. Hey, Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

Homemade socks. Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Darn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. I stand back. Comedy's coming as the flow. Is the flow over. Dare I step in?

[Tom Griswold]

We work in vaudeville.

[Bob Kevoian]

Greg Khan will be working with with Patty g. Green Bay, Wisconsin is the place. The Meyer Theater, November 1st. So it's just around the corner.

[Tom Griswold]

What Are we gonna play up there? We're gonna play Voices in My Head. What are we gonna. What are we doing? Sure. That's a good one to close. Okay, settled.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you doing one with you?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you do something together right at the very. I think so, yeah. It's gonna be drums.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you're playing drums?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, are you gonna bring that guitar? Maybe? Yeah, let's do the guitar this time.

[Chick McGee]

Voices in My Head has a rock and drum.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I've been working on my solo.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see we have Christy Lee. I can see her. She's right there. There. And she is at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A new survey reveals how seniors really feel about sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

According to a pair of polls conducted by Date My Age, a poll of adults aged 50 and older.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. So this is like a date My Age, I assume, is a. Like Internet dating for the elderly.

[Christy Lee]

I have never heard of Date My Age, but I'm sure that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm assuming it's.

[Christy Lee]

I think. Yeah, you wouldn't know. Adults over. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've never heard it. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

For you.

[Christy Lee]

It's adults aged 50 and over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, 50 and over 50.

[Christy Lee]

That's not old people.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm actually, actually, I don't mean to correct you at all, but on the website, I'm on it now. It says, meet 45 plus singles.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go. So 45.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, and this is what's happening in our world with. It's this. This whole senior discount thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We need some federal legislation to establish what a senior is. Because I do not like going to a movie and having the clerk go, would you like the senior discount? Of course not. Look at. Look at me. I'm a healthy man.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in my prime.

[Christy Lee]

Why wouldn't you take the two bucks off?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you on that one.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like. You don't. You don't take advantage of all, even to save money.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's correct.

[Chick McGee]

Two bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Golden Corral.

[Christy Lee]

The girls love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I did a little bit of research on this, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't even finished yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but I want.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

How old are they? 45. No, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Easy, easy. On. On a side note, the senior discount varies dramatically from. I mean, now they're giving you AARP when you're 25, you get that magazine in the mail.

[Christy Lee]

It's a good magazine, you know, don't Knock that. They've got some good articles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Jamie Lee Curtis 1. And the current one is very interesting.

[Chick McGee]

You know, she's a senior. She's over 50 at least.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she talk about being born with.

[Christy Lee]

A. Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Had to make the decision.

[Christy Lee]

More than half of her.

[Chick McGee]

Janet Lee is what I heard.

[Christy Lee]

Said their sex life is more fulfilling now than it was when they were younger.

[Tom Griswold]

You think they played the psycho theme when they cut off her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, but we move on. Christy's girl, Tony Curtis, she's trying to read the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Janet, our daughter has a.

[Chick McGee]

If you haven't heard Josh's Tony Curtis, you haven't lived.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Tony Curtis.

[Chick McGee]

See?

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently with a cold.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Good.

[Chick McGee]

Tony Curtis.

[Christy Lee]

50% of those surveyed have been told they're too old for new experiences.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's not true.

[Christy Lee]

70% said society underestimates them because of their age. 45% said they do not let detractors get in the way of their good time. Good for you. You go to the villages, See, there's a lot going on down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Sex.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Telling you this side of heaven or some kind of heaven. That documentary about the villages is fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

Eye opening.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this is the Elderly, or Getting It On.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's a. There's a lothario, if you will, that lives in a van in the parking lot, and he goes from lady to lady, lady to lady up in the villages.

[Christy Lee]

It's an entire community. Community, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever had, like, you ever bumped your shin and you get an infection and they put you on, like, doxycycline, and then you're like, oh, man, I could have caught syphilis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I say that all the time, don't you, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

Well, bringing that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the same medication, that old chest.

[Christy Lee]

Or is that what you're telling people?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm saying that's what you're telling. No, I'm saying that's the same medication.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it?

[Christy Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can look it up.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

What stocks? What's it used for? And then you can read your medication.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is that all the syphilis or just the tertiary?

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of which, sexually transmitted infections are skyrocketing among adults over the age of 65. According to Health experts, some factors contributing to the rise of STIs or STDs are lack of knowledge, older people are staying sexually active later in life, availability of new sex partners, a gender imbalance, which means there are a lot more ladies.

[Chick McGee]

All these Fairies.

[Christy Lee]

So older men are an old guy.

[Chick McGee]

It's not me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Older men are having multiple female sex partners.

[Bob Kevoian]

So there are more women than men. Is that.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're also. They have Viagra.

[Christy Lee]

Right, Whatever. That's what I think. There's a lot of sex drugs you can take right now.

[Tom Griswold]

It works again.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what the hell is this thing?

[Christy Lee]

And of course, course low condom use.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's not like. It's not like grandma's got to kick.

[Christy Lee]

Out another baby condom on with arthritis. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm harder than folding a fitted sheet.

[Christy Lee]

According to the cdc, older men.

[Bob Kevoian]

That deserves to be savored.

[Chick McGee]

I'm. I'm. You said fitted sheet pretty well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that could have gone south.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the old one. I'm harder than Chinese arithmetic. Implying somehow that math would be more difficult. I guess if you don't read Mandarin.

[Christy Lee]

Older men are seven times high. They have a. Seven times the rate. Let's try that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're on the side of the.

[Christy Lee]

According to CDC data, older men had 7 times the rate of gonorrhea and 10 times the rate of syphilis compared with women. Between 2010 and 2023 chlamydia cases among seniors more than tripled. Gonorrhea increased by 600%. Syphilis, a staggering 1,000% gona gonorrhea.

[Tom Griswold]

VD?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Older men have seven times the rate of gonorrhea.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Than women 10 times.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what are they? How are they.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they're more anti symptomatic. You know what I'm saying?

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe nobody carriers. Yeah, maybe nobody wants to teach grandpa how to put a condom on a banana.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I.

[Chick McGee]

No, but how are they catching gonorrhea? Why aren't the women catching the gonorrhea?

[Christy Lee]

Because older men are having multiple female sex partners, so they have a chance of catching something a lot greater than a woman because she's not sleeping around as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, weird. But. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So even in old age, women are better than men.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Thank you for finally reeling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe the guys. These guys are so old, they figure, hey, if I get syphilis and go blind, I can't see any way to ready.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact. In fact, I'll be less picky.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't hear about senior pregnancies going up now, do you? I think that's a factor.

[Chick McGee]

What is the oldest woman to give, like 60 something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I don't know if that was natural.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were just using the womb they implanted. Yeah, I don't know. I would imagine what you would. It'd be like 50ish.

[Christy Lee]

There's. I. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So let me get this straight. So when babies are born, a female baby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They. At that point, that little baby has all the eggs she'll ever have.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Correct. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Think about that.

[Tom Griswold]

And will continue to produce small sperm, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I just did. Right now.

[Tom Griswold]

You're making them right now.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but I mean, it's. It's being absorbed by my body and.

[Tom Griswold]

Giving you essence of men.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is because you've had a vasectomy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, exactly. That's what they told me anyway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Every now and then I get a runny nose, though. I don't know what that's about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it finally. Finally builds upon you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently the oldest age for some. Someone to conceive naturally and give birth was a Dawn brooke, who was 59 when she considered her son.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm. The questions I have are not to be asked.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Because I saw Charlie Chaplin's son yesterday on Instagram and he's like 63. Charlie was 72 when he was born.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I'm looking at you, Tom. I'm looking right at you.

[Bob Kevoian]

She must have been.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, probably a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But the right. Whatever her name was. Una.

[Chick McGee]

Una. Ooh, O, O, N A something. Yeah, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it pronounced Una or ona?

[Chick McGee]

It's una.

[Bob Kevoian]

Una. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think if you're healthy, I mean, I think I could carry a kid. I don't think I. I mean, obviously I don't have any eggs left, but I could probably physically dom.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were both.

[Chick McGee]

We were both here with her when she had both kids. Do you think. Want Chrissy to get pregnant again? Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chris.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like a. That sounds like a great idea. Sounds like. Like a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Was she. How were your pregnancy? Were they great? Were they emotionally taxing?

[Christy Lee]

I thought they were great.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Your co workers are saying you were.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's her.

[Christy Lee]

I love being pregnant. I'm with you. I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

Do you still have the. The belly?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't cast or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, somebody took plaster.

[Christy Lee]

We did a plaster Paris cast in my stomach.

[Chick McGee]

Some of you. She was pregnant.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't we do yours too?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you?

[Chick McGee]

Did we?

[Christy Lee]

I thought we did your stomach as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick got pregnant. That's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Between me and.

[Tom Griswold]

He was on 60 Minutes. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Me and Ed Bradley. I dig that earring man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

We've got Another poll.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ed Bradley was the father.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we got two controversies.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you could get free college.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

A survey of 2,000 adults found nearly half of Americans would leave their romantic partner for $1 million.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

After taxes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm sorry, what's the percentage, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

It's actually 45%, so it's nearly half. For how long, though? Forever, I guess. Oh. I mean, if there's a time stamp, you come back around in a couple years.

[Bob Kevoian]

So wait a minute. So someone says to you, I'm going to give you a million dollars, and you have to break a. Off your relationship?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. 45% Americans said they would do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tell you what I bet. I bet 44% would do it for 50 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

In my amount, I was going to say, I'll do it for 500,000.

[Christy Lee]

60% would give up technology and live off the grid for.

[Tom Griswold]

No, for a million bucks. I mean. I mean, I'm already.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't even know what television is. Books, Books, books, books, books, books, books.

[Tom Griswold]

I read books. Why do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ever say to yourself, you know something? I can't wait to not go into work.

[Chick McGee]

It's bound to have happened already.

[Tom Griswold]

I would be offended if it weren't coming from lesser minds.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's my joke. You're. You're as. As off the grid, I guess. As many of us. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe. I'm still plenty on. And I don't fight. I mean, come on, we're all on the grid. It's not. What are you.

[Chick McGee]

You're on the grid more than you have anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you get a million bucks, first thing you're gonna do is go buy a bunch of electronic stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not me, man. What are you getting with your million? I'm getting a house. Sort of a secluded house of pancakes.

[Christy Lee]

A what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Good note, once again, remember, if Josh. If Josh has a million dollars, he's gonna buy a house of pancake.

[Tom Griswold]

That is too funny to be mad at. Tom couldn't even get it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

I couldn't get it out.

[Chick McGee]

The minute I thought of it, I couldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see how overjoyed he was? He's still overjoyed.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe he's crying.

[Tom Griswold]

Somehow manifest a teenage of Toms to walk in and carry that Tom out on your shoulder. You left a little pause there. You just nailed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. If you had a million dollars, you'd buy a new house.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. You think there's A fat person out there that has been severely disappointed when they went to their first house of pancakes. Well, this is just brick and mortar.

[Chick McGee]

It's not made out of pancakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're. You're really going to hate the crab sh.

[Bob Kevoian]

The gingerbread house was made of gingerbread. This is fraud. Okay, I've lost my place. When we come back, can we get some more of these stats?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we will. And we'll have your history lesson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. We also. We have a surprise guest coming up. Yes. Oh, I'm so excited. Also, we have Greg Hahn with us here.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, take much more.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Hahn will be at the Caravan. Great club. I was just down there. Louisville, Kentucky, with Willie G. That's Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go see Mr. Hahn. He's best. The best. Oh, I gotta get my breath back. We've been talking a lot about annuities here in the Bob and Tom Show. I didn't know much about them. In fact, I knew nothing about them. Then I talked to the experts at the Silac Insurance Company. We have a little quiz. See how you're doing with understanding annuities and helping you out when it comes to retiring and having some cash that's coming in on a regular basis. So we have three questions. The first one is. Dear Chick Magee. Yeah, I heard about the McGee 3. So I've got a question for you. I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity choices. What is the Silac website address?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's so easy. Silacins.com. that's S I L A C I N S dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, question two. I love the idea of getting this. This is staggering. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. What's the phone number?

[Chick McGee]

To find out about that, Another easy one. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. £250 and just say bonus 20.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good. You've got your two for two. Here's our third question. Dear Mr. McGee, would it be too much to ask for you to read the Silac disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

It is too much. I'm lightheaded from laughing. Christy, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates and caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silecins.com disclosures.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we're gonna come back with what would you do for this amount of money? A new feature and a special surprise guest. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. We have a guest in the studio. He is comedian Greg Hahn, one of my favorites. And we're joined by a surprise guest.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. We forgot to say hi to Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hi, Chick. I'm way back here. How you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, we should explain.

[Chick McGee]

My fault. I'm humbling assembly.

[Bob Kevoian]

No worries. Explain the layout. We have a Patty G. Looking super skinny, by the way. Oh, thanks, Patty G. Greg's been my.

[Tom Griswold]

Trainer for the last couple months.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, in the other room there. But we can see him through the glass and on the big screen tv. And I believe we have a guest joining us on the telephone. We have a Mr. John Jennings joining us.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, John. Can I call you John or do you like to go with Jonathan?

[Jonathan Jennings]

John's fine. That's perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we got the story off the international news wire that you won the World Stone Skipping Championships. It was in Scotland, is that correct?

[Jonathan Jennings]

Yeah, so I actually won the World Stone Skimming Championship. So in Europe, they do skimming, which is based off distance, and in America they do skipping, which is based off the number of skips.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we kind of got into that. We sort of talked about that because in the Elton John song Crocodile Rock, he talks about skimming stones. Stones. So that is a. That is a fine point. So now it said you did it like what, 580ft? Is that One throw.

[Jonathan Jennings]

That's my cumulative throw between three stones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Less impressive. Less impressive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. It's been great talking to you, John.

[Chick McGee]

But we're gonna get far, far less impressive.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, John, this is pretty cool. You went over to Scott. When did this event take place?

[Jonathan Jennings]

So this event actually happened last Saturday, So was that September 6th, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jonathan Jennings]

It's been such a whirlwind of emotion to it that I don't even know what day today is.

[Chick McGee]

I can imagine all the talk shows and things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you. So you. Do you practice this a lot? And when you do, I know there was a controversy because people apparently were altering the stones. Stones. Do you practice where you live? In Kentucky?

[Jonathan Jennings]

Yeah. So I actually grew up on a creek out in a little town called Grafenburg, Kentucky, and that's still where I skip stones to this day. My grandparents left me their house, and so the same creek that I learned on is still where I go out and practice stone skipping. I try to get out there two or three days a week during the season. Stone skipping season starts 4th of July weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jonathan Jennings]

And then continues on to the third week of September.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a season. Season. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm familiar with that spot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it.

[Christy Lee]

It's hard to.

[Chick McGee]

It's hard to find.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very.

[Chick McGee]

Some people say it doesn't do.

[Christy Lee]

It's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a Grafenberg, Kentucky. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've heard of it. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Jonathan Jennings]

It's right beside. It's right beside Pleasureville.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course it is.

[Chick McGee]

All right, we'll do the joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, John, congratulations. Are you also good at skipping stones or just skipping? Skimming?

[Jonathan Jennings]

Yes. I'm actually currently the great Southern Stone Skipping champion as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jonathan Jennings]

One, huh. Down in Little Rock, Arkansas. Won a contest down there. And I'm going to Bennington, Vermont, this weekend to see if I can't take on the North Stone Skipping Championship as well. And Lake Perrin.

[Chick McGee]

So are there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are there monetary rewards?

[Chick McGee]

Do you have endorsement deals and things and sponsors and.

[Jonathan Jennings]

Well, I'm actually currently wearing my Shady Ray sunglasses right now. Set in the office.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shady Ray got an office?

[Jonathan Jennings]

Yeah. Shady Ray sunglasses. Use Code Green Giant at checkout. You'll get 30% off.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

So how many competitions do you have during the season?

[Jonathan Jennings]

So there's five big ones in America, and out of those five big ones, I've won two of them, and I started one of them. So we actually do a contest in Kentucky called the Kentucky Stone Skipping Invitational that we've been Trying to grow and push that event. And this year was our second year doing it, and next year will be our third year. And we're actually recognized by the National Stone Skipping association out in Mackinac island, which is the longest running stone skipping contest in the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I mentioned that earlier. The. The one in. That's the one I was familiar with because I used to live right up there. Well, that's exciting.

[Jonathan Jennings]

It's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

So once again, our guest, Jonathan Jennings, the world's winner of the stone skimming competition, but also a stone skipper. Which one are you better at, by the way, Jonathan?

[Jonathan Jennings]

I. I think I do pretty good at both of them. I'm one of the only people that I know that have won both contests. I think me and maybe the world record holder, Kurt Style Minor, are the only people that have won stone skipping and stone skimming contests.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is Kurt still active?

[Jonathan Jennings]

Yeah, yeah, he. He'll probably be there at Bennington, Vermont this weekend. So if you want to come meet the world championship, come out to Lake Perrin and say hi to him. He's a great guy. He became a dear friend of mine and he still can throw a stone like nobody's business. He. He has the world record for number of skips.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the record stone?

[Jonathan Jennings]

88 times.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, does that require cameras and replay, slow motion to count?

[Jonathan Jennings]

Yeah. So when you're going for the world record. Yeah, the world record has to have like a witness to suit, like sign off on it. There's so many witnesses. There has to be video footage. He actually had, like professors go frame by frame and count every single skip how many times the stone contacted the watch and he did a lot of research and to get that record, I mean, it was. But yeah, look the video up. It's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, when you went for those records, did they use just random stones from the beach or do these guys take them and polish them and they look like little flying saucers and they're all round on the bottom?

[Jonathan Jennings]

So currently, for world records, the stones have to be natural, which is kind of insane, you know, because people aren't going out there and finding a baseball out in the wild and then just hitting that thing as far as they can to get a world record for home runs. You know, like crazy that we're scouring these beaches to, you know, make a world record. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

So before we let you go, once again, we're speaking with the stone skimming Championship. He is from Kentucky, Grafenberg, Kentucky. John Jennings. What is the. What's the best stone for you Is it circular or does it have, like a right angle on it so you can get your finger in the right place? What's the story on it?

[Jonathan Jennings]

Yeah, I like more of like a square. Square flat edge stone. Sometimes a triangular one is nice as well. But I think for me personally, that really slices through the water, whereas something more rounding kind of gallops along the water. It doesn't really cut through.

[Bob Kevoian]

And do you keep them. Do you just. Do you swim out there and get the ones you already heaved out there?

[Tom Griswold]

Dive to the bottom of the lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shallow lake, you get a scuba thing and go and get the. Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Must use a lot of wrist. The technique. I'd like to know the technique. Right. The wrist gets your arm going like atomic torque.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You fall down, what happens?

[Chick McGee]

You know, I just realized I was going to ask him if he has a favorite stone, but every time he competes, he throws in the water, he throws it away. All your time must be spent finding perfect rocks, is that right?

[Jonathan Jennings]

I. I do spend a lot of time on the beaches of Erie, Pennsylvania, out looking for stones. They got the best slate and shell up there, and it's just so smooth and perfect and.

[Christy Lee]

And you don'. You throw in a competition. You can't practice with it if you.

[Jonathan Jennings]

Have shallow enough water. In Grassenberg, the creeks are pretty shallow out there, so I can throw some stones and get them back and kind of wait out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever send, like, a kid? Do you have any kids? You ever send a kid out there to say, I'm throwing one duck? Well, John, thanks for talking to us. John Jennings is the world stone skimming champion, and he's going to be out there. I just found your website. Website, so. And there's a whole bunch of stuff about [e-mail] you can find out all about it. I'm a big fan of stone skipping. I used to be. I used to be really good at it when I was a kid. And what kid doesn't want to do that? It's fun.

[Christy Lee]

Do your kids do this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Jonathan Jennings]

I always say, you know, I always say that, you know, if you think about it as a sport, it's the oldest sport to ever exist.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jonathan Jennings]

And it transcends all social and economical barriers because no matter how much money or how little money you make, you can get up to the water and throw a stone in it. You know, it's definitely one of those great sports that gets people outdoors.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Jonathan Jennings]

People enjoying the weather and, you know, in the whole scandal about people cheating at the world championship you know, I think the old saying, cheaters never win and winners never cheat, you know, really holds true to that contest.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Jonathan Jennings]

Yeah. I can't let y' all go either without plugging one more thing real quick. I've tried to throw a bunch of them in there, but September 27th, we'll be doing a fundraiser for the Kentucky Waterways alliance here in Kentucky at West Six Brewing Farm. It's this brewery that has a farm. They have a pond out there. They let us host a contest on it every year, and all the money is going to benefit the nonprofit the Kentucky Waterway alliance here in Kentucky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good. Well, don't skip that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's great. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, thanks, Jonathan. Good. Congratulations and best, best of luck with your next event.

[Jonathan Jennings]

I appreciate guys, and definitely we'd love to see out there throwing some stones. So anyone who's listening, come on out. And if y' all can ever, you know, live broadcast, let's do it straight from the stream.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. I. I did one day stumble on this event on television. It is getting coverage very cool. And they have, like, special cameras. It's amazing cover. Coming up, we have a sexy time with Ali Breen.

[Chick McGee]

He was quite the ambassador for this.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got to travel to Lake Erie to get his stones. And this is amazing. Coming up, we also have a donkey news and donkey news. Donkey, donkey. A happy donkey story.

[Chick McGee]

So you're donkey. Not donkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Donkey, Donkey.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes they say donkey.

[Christy Lee]

Who says that?

[Tom Griswold]

Your dunky.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure they do, people.

[Tom Griswold]

Russia.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

The East German stone skipper I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

As a world record holder.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. That's objectionable.

[Tom Griswold]

That's awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a donkey.

[Christy Lee]

That is terrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's a donkey. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom Dot com. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Jessica Alsman.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

And you guys remember when Pat Godwin used to be on the show? Yeah, I remember. I can almost hear his voice.

[Bob Kevoian]

He lost so much weight, we didn't even know he was in the room anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, Pat. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, chick. I miss you.

[Chick McGee]

Miss you.

[Christy Lee]

I know you don't like being in there, but you look amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you lose all that weight? Did you drink a lot of coffee? What? You do meth?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I I. Yeah. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

With our special guest joining us in the studio, comedian Greg Hahn. Mr. Hahn on his way to the Caravan, the fine, fine comedy club in Louisville, Kentucky. Willie G. Will be joining you. And then you're gonna be at Comedy Off Broadway coming up in Lexington, October 2nd through the 4th. Then the Funny Bone in Toledo. October 5th, go bananas in Cincinnati with Willie. That's October 23rd through the 26th. Then November 1st, right after Halloween, it's the Meyer Theater in Green Bay, Wisconsin, with Pat Gossip.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let me blurt this out. Can I blurt something out?

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Sioux Falls in Sioux City, November 14th and 15th. It's got to be wild. And then also Kansas City, the Comedy Club of Lawrence, brand new club. January 8th to 10th. Put it in the books. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

20, 26. Who isn't writing dates down?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. How do you. How do you watch a show? Pat, how do you want people to watch your show? Do you give them instructions? I've thought about this.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sit down, face the same stage. Try not to appear furious. Those are good stage instructions.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very helpful. Thank you very much. Let's see now. We have to get back to our list of things you do for a million bucks.

[Christy Lee]

40% said they would swear off sex entirely.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

For a million dollars?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Never have sex again. Does that include hand stuff or just, like, penetration? It doesn't. It doesn't. That's a fair question. It does not speak. Specify.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but the first thing was what people would leave their significant other.

[Christy Lee]

45 said they would leave them for a million bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that, that lines. That's in line with the divorce rate. It's a little lower, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know the percentage that would leave them for a buck.

[Christy Lee]

Saying 15% would frame a friend for a crime they didn't commit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, now, wait a minute. That's a whole new topic. I'd absolutely frame somebody for a bank robbery. Damn. That is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's scary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that people are that awful. They. They. They'd blame something on a friend.

[Christy Lee]

Well, check this out. 40% would take $33 million. And I don't know where they got that figure, even if it meant financially ruining someone else. Geez.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the old. What. What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

The button?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the button in the movie. If you. You get a million dollars if you.

[Tom Griswold]

Push this button, somebody dies, but you don't know who it is.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody dies, you don't know who it is. Push the Button. You get a million dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. It's an old Richard Matheson story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

They turned it into a movie. Yeah, I didn't see the movie.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't either. But I love the concept.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I love Frank Langella.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the story, the short story is called Button, Button. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can see that one. That's really interesting. So you don't know if the person's a good person, a bad person.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea who it is.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know if they're friend, family.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you hit the button, you get the money and they're dead.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. You can't hit the button.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a man of moral.

[Chick McGee]

You can't not hit the button is what you mean.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what percentage hits the button, do you think?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, 100%.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll bet it. I would. I would imagine it's pretty high.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's over 50%.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it could be an awful person. It could be your own mother.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I'm saying. You don't know.

[Chick McGee]

And what are the odds the awful person and my mother are the same one? The same person.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, this is fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

60% said they'd quit their jobs immediately, though many would pursue passion projects or start a business.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is if they went for a million dollars.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm. I guess I'm at the age where a million dollars is not enough.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, you're not alone. They're actually, actually of money. People are saying a million's not gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Cut it these days. Not gonna do it. If you're gonna retire. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're gonna have to have black coffee. You can't have that latte if you only have the 1 million.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think I could make it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Work, but I think the million is a magic number that we've had for a long time.

[Christy Lee]

And 60% believe sudden wealth would bring out their best selves. Yeah, right. But 5% fear it would slowly erode their ethics and compromise their morals.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's about talk test it. I'll take some of the cash. Yeah. I'll follow happily.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I won the lottery.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd get a new couch. Go ahead. Oh, how nice.

[Christy Lee]

All right, that's. That's a doable thing. Reasonable. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe get an extra gig, maybe do a Sunday show, get a couch.

[Christy Lee]

Nearly half of Americans, another 45%, said they would enter a real life version of Squid Games for a shot at $33 million, even though the deadly games got a 99.8% death rate. I can't watch that show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that new movie, what is it called? The Long Walk or the March, Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

The Long Walk I have not seen yet. But that story is. You know what? I've read that, and I'm not running to the theater to see that story.

[Christy Lee]

You read the book.

[Tom Griswold]

It is bleak.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that the principle that you keep walking to the last person's alive?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you stop, if you go under in the. In the story, at least if you go under 4 miles per hour, you get three warnings to speed it back up, otherwise, you're shot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

So there are a hundred people who do it. 100 kids, essentially. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And what's the hundred young men? What do you get at the end?

[Tom Griswold]

They. They just call it. They say money, but they also just call it the prize. And it's essentially anything you want in the world.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this, the Squid Game thing, that's where one person lives. Everybody else is that. But 45% of Americans said they would do that.

[Christy Lee]

You could vote in the Squid Games anytime. But people are so greedy. They're like, oh, no, we're going to keep going because we want more money. Yeah. Greedy, greedy people.

[Bob Kevoian]

That seems to be. That doesn't seem realistic to me.

[Christy Lee]

80% would embarrass themselves on live TV or social media for $33 million. Yeah. Of course, nearly half would make the same humiliating deal for just a million dollars. Well, what are we talking?

[Chick McGee]

How much you get paid if you humiliate. Humiliate yourself every morning on a radio show? You do that. Can we talk about that?

[Christy Lee]

15% would publicly embarrass themselves for $5,000 or less.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

5% would do it for a mere 500 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

All right, Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Christy, I want you to walk into a crowded McDonald's and make yourself a soda, and then just pour it over your head. Would you do that for 500 bucks?

[Christy Lee]

No. Oh, my gosh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. I'll do that for 20 bucks. Greg, I know where you and I are going after the show.

[Chick McGee]

20 bucks?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's. I think a lot of people would do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I have more problem with it being a cold drink than. I wouldn't like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like the stickiness.

[Chick McGee]

Can it be like a warm, warm. Can I mix a cold drink with a hot coffee and then maybe get a tepid and I don't dump it on my Head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you get arrested, do you think, for the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't think you'd get arrested. You could make it look like a miss accident or something, but you help them clean the floor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You would. Absolute. I mean. Yes. You mop up the whole restaurant for fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you're talking about going up to the place where you serve yourself anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about if you have to go. Go into the back and would you go into the back and start making a burger for yourself and then shoving it it in your underwear?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah, exactly. I wouldn't want to. If somebody walks in the back there, they would think something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's not good.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But for $500, I would walk up to somebody eating a burger, grab it from them and shove it in my pants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, in your pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you were gonna eat it.

[Tom Griswold]

For the.

[Christy Lee]

You could do both. Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends on the same.

[Christy Lee]

More than half of the people would reject a million dollars if their parents controlled the money.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So you would have to go to your mom and dad and say, may I please have 3,000?

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they're not going to reject. No one's going to reject. They'll figure out a way to make mom and dad happy.

[Christy Lee]

And 40% would hesitate accepting the money if their enemy would also profit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

40% said, no, no, I don't want a million dollars. If they get a million dollars, I don't want it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why? You take your million, you leave.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Who cares if they're profiting?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Mondor.

[Chick McGee]

I'm over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm moving to San Francisco. You keep the money and do whatever you want. Right. Now, let's talk to Mr. McGee about his. His home.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up. Oh, it's going to be great. We're going to talk with Ali Breen. We've got Greg Hahn here with us. It'll be all about sexy time. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. He's here.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jessica Alsman's here.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm here.

[Chick McGee]

Richard Bachman.

[Tom Griswold]

That is my pseudonym.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

In Canada, he's Dick Backman.

[Chick McGee]

For those of you ready, back with BTO Dinosaur rock.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's unbelievable. Now, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Program. We are happy to be changing gears, if you will, by welcoming the lovely Ali Breen to the screen. There she is.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Ally Breen]

Hi, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

I like this segment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now, Ally, were you aware that Mr. Han was here?

[Ally Breen]

I was just told.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Han, are you as excited as we are?

[Ally Breen]

So excited.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like you're topless.

[Christy Lee]

She has on a table.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I couldn't see.

[Tom Griswold]

We all saw the strap.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I. I was hoping she'd do the Crocodile Dundee thing and go, no, this is topless. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, forgive Tom. He has admitted that this week, for whatever reason, he's been having these really graphic erotic dreams.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, wow. Are you on medication, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's the thing. I was asking the public to help me here. I had some surgery about 10 days ago, whatever it was, and ever since I've been having these. Not every night, but I've had a number of seriously erotic dreams. And I don't know if it's. I don't know if it's because of the. I'm still on a little. Quite a bit of pain. Pain in that area. And I have been informed by my physician, I have it in writing that I'm not allowed to engage in any intimate activity for the duration, if you will. But I'm not kidding. I've had some dreams that are really Kind of out of my sphere of normal design, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

What was I wearing?

[Ally Breen]

They unlocked a kink.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Apparently the pain is somewhat of a turnout.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you waking up? Waking up under a tent? I'll put it that way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

On occasion.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be exciting still.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you gotta back off on the horny goat weed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but. But, yeah, but here's the. The. The oddity about it. With this particular recovery, I have to sleep on my back, which is. Which is weird. I don't like sleeping on my back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Feel like you're in a cat casket. In fact, when I do go, I think I'm going to ask them, could you please put me in the casket sideways? I prefer resting that way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're like, in the fetal position. Is that how you want to be buried?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they ever do that for people?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, as an option.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. Spooning someone should disrupt that industry. Make some fetal position caskets.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like essence or something. Can you get shot out of a cannon? Can I get shot out of a cannon?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Me.

[Christy Lee]

Me.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to get shot. Shot out of a cannon.

[Ally Breen]

Hunter Thompson did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but that was only ashes, I suppose. A full body cannon shot. I'm guessing for legal reasons, you'd probably have to be in international waters, off.

[Christy Lee]

Of a boat, into the water.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is. There is. I. Burial at sea is. Is legal. We had the details not too long ago. I'll look that up for you.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll do it.

[Ally Breen]

Wait, like driving a body instead of ashes?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you look to your right. Yeah, they did it to the corpse they claimed was Osama bin Laden.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember Obama's numbers went down a little bit, so he went, I got to do something. They faked us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, we have. We have Ali Breen. The show is called Sexy Time, in which we ask you to send us letters about your love life. We will do whatever we can to help you out. Ali. Let's just get right to it. What have you got got over there?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend is really into sex toys, which ended up being really fun for me. A lot of vibrating stuff, mostly. And we started getting into it. So the other day, he showed up with three butt plugs. Small, medium, and large. I told him I didn't think I was into it, but we could try the small one. And we did. And then afterwards, he said to try the medium one on him. Now we're just doing the butt plugs on him. And I'm worried He might be gay. What do you guys think?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I know he's still sleeping with you. He's not gay. He just likes a little. He likes a little play back there.

[Ally Breen]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go online. Google the word pegging.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that'll be get a new boyfriend.

[Ally Breen]

Though I think a lot of people still think that might be a little on the good side.

[Chick McGee]

I think Han has.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Get a new guy.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

What? You gotta get. What? Come on. How's she gonna respect this guy? You gotta have respect to stay together.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

She doesn't respect him.

[Bob Kevoian]

She does. What? I said she's gonna lose a lot of respect for him.

[Christy Lee]

But you got a pleasure button in there, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, the whole thing is just a bundle of nerves, you know.

[Christy Lee]

As long as you're not sharing the butt plug.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I've told Tom this a million times. I don't know why we were talking about this off the air, but there's a company that you can order. You order a kit that molds to you, and they make you a. For a gentleman. They can just. For you. That fits you perfectly. Perfectly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, like everything. Like everything else in life, I would recommend that's where you want to definitely use a professional. Because you don't want to put the. Hastily do the kit together and you realize you've literally sealed your ass shut. No, you're supposed to put. You're supposed to put the stuff in the blue jar and then before you put it in. Oh, dear God.

[Ally Breen]

I thought some of the excitement was making it not fit exactly to you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're right. They want a hint of discomfort, don't they?

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, this.

[Ally Breen]

I think that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think the guy's gay, but if you're not into it, don't do it.

[Christy Lee]

You're going to have to get a new guy, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She should get a new guy. I'm not into the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll move on. Ali Breen is our guest. You can reach Ali on your favorite social media platform. You'll find her at A L L I B R E E N. Ms. Breen, what have you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend left an apple air tag in the glove box in my car. And when I found it, she said it was to make sure the car never got towed or stolen, and she had just forgot to tell me. Any chance this is legit?

[Tom Griswold]

Zero.

[Chick McGee]

No. She's spying on you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely not.

[Chick McGee]

She's absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ally Breen]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

And isn't There. What's the thing on your phone? The other day, find my phone the other day I came home and my 12 year old goes, I can see you went for coffee today. I wasn't supposed to be driving.

[Tom Griswold]

She smelled your breath.

[Christy Lee]

She's tracking you.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, she. Then she goes, how do you know.

[Christy Lee]

That she's tracking you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, because she. I'm being tracked on my phone. I didn't know that. So. Yeah, that's the same thing. Can you. Is that something you have to volunteer to be.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. If somebody can get in your phone, they can set the. Set it for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that nice?

[Christy Lee]

Well. And you don't know. You probably have your location services on and don't even know it.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's how car. I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So there you go. You don't care. So why she carry you?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah, it's pretty funny. I see you went for coffee.

[Christy Lee]

That is pretty funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I wasn't supposed to be driving that day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she's.

[Ally Breen]

She's looking out for you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So in this case, this. These tag things, it's my understanding that when you get in your car, doesn't it tell you that one of those is in there? No. No. Not at all.

[Chick McGee]

No. Why?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, I don't think if it's not sync, first of all, makes a noise.

[Chick McGee]

If it's not synced to your phone. Of course not.

[Christy Lee]

But you could probably get on your phone and search for Bluetooth devices. Maybe that could be around.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

And then it might show, like, you know, if you're in your car, it might show up as an option if.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'Re like, well, that seems.

[Tom Griswold]

But this chick's. She lied to you. She's paranoid. I say get out of this one. Yeah, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. What if you. Let's combine the two letters, put the air tag up the guy's butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You may as well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Get the girl and butt plug guy together. How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah. This is the thing, the beauty of this show, we solve problems. Yeah, sure we do, Ali. Let's get to our next letter. We have comedian Ally Breen joining us. And you can reach her once again. A, L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. What do you got?

[Ally Breen]

I was gonna say that would be intense tracking. If you got an apple air tag up someone's butt in their car, that would be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

All right. Dear Ally, my boyfriend is really into public scenarios. Like he'll lift up the back of my dress in public and start playing around There. Or grabbing my boots in the car where people can kind of see it. I acted into it at first to seem cool, but I really hate it. And I know Josh is going to say that that's the thing he needs, but do you think that's really true?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh, no. No, I think that. I don't know if he needs it, but he absolutely likes. Likes it. But no, I'm on your side. If you're not comfortable with that, by all means, tell him. Knock it off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's. That's not cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. You have to have. You both parties have to be interested in that kind of thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the police also.

[Ally Breen]

She could just say, aren't we gonna. They could get arrested.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Why are you being such a prude? Come on, you used to be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's even incidental. This is. She doesn't like it, so he needs to stop.

[Ally Breen]

Jess is right, though. He's gonna be like, well, my ex girlfriend was into it.

[Chick McGee]

So what?

[Tom Griswold]

Go back to her. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's move on to our next letter. Ally Breen, what have you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend likes to talk dirty during sex. It's fun, but it becomes so much more work. It's just constantly like, do you like this? Do you like that? Do you want this? And then he'll literally just be like, yeah, go. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm like, go ahead and do what? Does anyone else even have this problem?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sometimes you don't want. Yeah. So I get it. Sounds like he's asking a lot of questions.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, that is true.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got to come up with a lot of answers. Yeah, exactly. That's bad improv.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a quiz.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And, you know, a poor workman blames his tools, so maybe if you did a little preparation before you started having sex, maybe it'd come out a little better.

[Tom Griswold]

What's with all the questions? Questions.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I'm. I'm confused.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not dirty talk. You're just asking me things. There's nothing dirty about it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

A job interview. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he sucks. What do you know if a girl likes it, though? You don't have to keep asking. I don't know, I just.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, some guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, the. I see. What I didn't understand at first, this guy needs to do. He needs to Frank Caliendo it.

[Tom Griswold]

Asking different voices.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. You got to do different voices. Yeah. This is genius. You. Psych.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, absolutely. That would make it so Much more exciting. I mean, Josh, for example. Josh does an excellent John Wayne.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, I would. I would defer to Pat Godwin on John Wayne.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you do a great Barack Obama.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe Ice cube. Well, you know, it's. It's vaginas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's from Anaconda, right? Pat Godwin. How would that go if it were. Let's just say John Wayne.

[Tom Griswold]

John Wayne in the sack or just John Wayne.

[Bob Kevoian]

John Wayne doing dirty talk in the sack.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies, let's head to the medicine cabinet.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was that where you're keeping the lube? Make this a little dirtier.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm very uncomfortable with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I faltered.

[Ally Breen]

I thought he was like a tough guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

A chick. Do you do any voices?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not. Not for this.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You're on your own.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Do you do voices in the bedroom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What about you?

[Christy Lee]

What do you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

I primarily do night clerk at a 711 in Los Angeles.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, what are you gonna do? She loves it. You know what I mean? That's her thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's what she wants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You call this is there. We got it. Oh, sue me, for God's sake. And then Tom, like they're there isn't.

[Chick McGee]

And then Tom, you would say, oh, Baghdad has.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our guest is comedian Ali Breen. And you can find Ally on only fans at A L L I B. You can also find Ally on your favorite social media platform, A L L I B R E E N with your questions about your love life. We have time for a couple more. What have you got? Ally?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my husband has gotten crazy about politics and we have friends and family over. It always ends up in a disaster, disastrous fight. I'm having anxiety about having people over to the house now and don't know what to do. He always says it'll get better, but it doesn't. Any advice?

[Chick McGee]

This is. This is a real problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No politics. You just can't do it anymore, huh? Maybe read these letters at dinner the next time they come over.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wonder what. I wonder what he means by he thinks it will get better.

[Christy Lee]

I'll stop bringing it up. I swear.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the only way it would get better.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Ally Breen]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he thinks that they'll start agreeing with his point of view, whatever it is. Left. Right. And it's not going to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's no fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

No one's changing their mind.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Just get people that agree. Just have friends. Have friends that just agree with you. Like minded people.

[Christy Lee]

Did we Lose Ally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is Ally gone?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just saw Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I saw that. I was on camera.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hated it. Hi, everybody. Our next question.

[Christy Lee]

I have one more letter.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. What? What is it?

[Chick McGee]

My boy wants to be paid with a sponsor.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if her cat jumped on her computer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Ally Breen]

My. Sideways now. There we go. Hey, there she is.

[Christy Lee]

There you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can hear you, Ally. We can't see you, but that's okay. We have time for one more quick letter. Go ahead. Wait a second. Wait. A editor's note inside radio. Ally Breen is now sideways on our screen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yourself. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go. We go. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

What are you. Batman villain. What's going on?

[Ally Breen]

Oh, my God. My cats are a disaster.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Ally Breen]

Sliding over. Yep. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Just another reason to throw them out the window.

[Ally Breen]

Sick.

[Christy Lee]

Horrible. Okay.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go.

[Ally Breen]

We got more butt stuff. My boyfriend wants butt stuff. And I've done it before. I'm willing to. But I told him he needs to take a full shower. But first he does, but he doesn't seem to run soap in the necessary areas.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Ally Breen]

I think he just gets in the shower and lets the water run over him. So I actually showered with him the last time before him to show him exactly what to do. But the next time we did it, he didn't do it again. Do you think the dirtiness of part of what he likes and I'm really not getting it.

[Chick McGee]

Who cares?

[Tom Griswold]

New boyfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Next story. Run.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen a person more uncomfortable. Comfortable with. With butt play discussion. I am, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why wouldn't he bathe with soap, for God's sake? Yeah, get a new boyfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeez. You don't want to soap that area up too much. There are natural oils back there that need to be. They need to stay.

[Christy Lee]

But still no washy.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back there.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

In the anus?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. She's talking about. He's not cleaning the front is what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's not cleaning Butt play.

[Ally Breen]

You can say now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah, now. Absolutely. Dump this guy. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you guys open your minds and butts a little?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Tom had the retroactive willies there, didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

He, on that one?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's disgusting.

[Chick McGee]

What a pig.

[Ally Breen]

Is there a chance that's what he likes, though?

[Tom Griswold]

That he likes?

[Bob Kevoian]

There are people who like to shove fruit in their orifices, but doesn't mean it's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you need a new boyfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope he likes the love. Don't you need to grow up, ma'. Am. Sometimes odors exist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Odors.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, it sounds like it might be more than odors.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is where I wish this were the Dear Abby thing, where she would give them names. Dear Crusty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry. Ally, thank you so much. Are you working in the city this week?

[Ally Breen]

Yes, I am at the Strip tomorrow night and at the Comedy Village and then Sheba Speak Easy over the weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, well, thanks so much. We always appreciate your insight and your calls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Thank you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

See you soon. Bye.

[Ally Breen]

Bye.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that was a lot of butt stuff today.

[Tom Griswold]

Next time I'm on the show, less butts.

[Bob Kevoian]

I misinterpreted that last call. I didn't understand. Yikes. He doesn't wash with soap.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm telling you, you can over clean that area.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a water pick so far.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like to. I like to detail it.

[Chick McGee]

You know what's all always sounds clean. That's right. Raycon Earbuds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Love the Raycon earbuds. Love the Raycon headphones. A special thing today, sight wide. That's very, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

I just bought a brand new pair of Raycons in rose gold and got 20% off. There you go. I'm very excited.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, we have to remind everybody who was our big winner. By the way, real quick, I want to congratulate Paul Sugars of Jeffersonville, Indiana, won a $500 gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. You could do the same. Go to bobandtom.com contest and enter to win this week's prize. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show show you missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Bob Kevoian]

Armstrong.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman. Hey, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. I almost messed up my own name. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

My new nickname. His dick Blue.

[Chick McGee]

You know, we never did get to Today in History.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, also, we never got to. Pat's been rehearsing something in there.

[Christy Lee]

Wait, did you do a song?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he did one song today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, I saw you.

[Tom Griswold]

I came at a quarter of 4am wrote 17 songs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Y.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what, did you have one. Do you have one related to a story that we could do and.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the reason I said meth before is I'm fascinated by that meth amphetamine story and the way they hit it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. We haven't done that one. This is interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. About the mangoes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, I love mangoes, man, but they're hard to peel, aren't they? Don't you find those difficult?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Spend a little extra and I buy the pre slice.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta buy the frozen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but they're not as fresh. I mean, they're not as.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sometimes you're right.

[Chick McGee]

They're just. They're just as good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you're searching for the story, I see. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this all could have been discussed. You guys have concierge doctors?

[Chick McGee]

You have concierge?

[Tom Griswold]

I got a concierge doctor. Good.

[Chick McGee]

Right? He'll take care of your rash.

[Tom Griswold]

And you go to the restaurant. He gets you a nice table.

[Christy Lee]

He does. U.S. customs agents in Texas seized over $16 million worth of meth and a shipment of frozen mango. Officers at the World Trade Bridge inspected a tractor trailer hauling the Frozen Fruit discovered 733 packages containing nearly 1800 pounds of alleged methamphetamine ketamine hidden within the shipment.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

The narcotics were seized and an investigation has been launched.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could make a hell of a smoothie. Yeah, but that mango, I'd like decaf, but with extra meth for that extra shot of energy. Pat, you got a tribute to having a meth and a mango.

[Tom Griswold]

There's coke and debotto. Everybody knows now they're smuggling more than just a lot of blood. Normally, they hide the drugs down in the hull but the CBP found meth in the mangoes. Yeah, we'd like to know why there's meth in the mangoes. Yeah, we'd like to know why there's meth in the mangoes. It's usually coconut boat. Coke in the boat, maybe. Coconut boat. Not meth from the mangoes. Coke in the boat. Coconut boat, maybe. Coconut boat, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Custom.

[Tom Griswold]

Watching you at the border, something seemed.

[Christy Lee]

A little out of order.

[Tom Griswold]

Agents found the meth in the fruit. $16 million worth. Oh, that's a lot of loot. There's meth in the mangoes, so please explain. Usually it's kilos full of cocaine. Yeah, we'd like to know why. Let's meth in the mangoes. Yeah, we'd to love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like to no one.

[Tom Griswold]

But then the mangoes. Come on, everybody. It's usually coconut.

[Chick McGee]

Coconut, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Not meth in the mangoes. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

That was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Pat Smith.

[Tom Griswold]

And the mangoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well worth the.

[Tom Griswold]

Well worth the rehearsal.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I'm. It was £1,800. So you can see where they did the mangoes rather than the rectum. That'd be. They need at least a few guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're gonna want a team.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Team Mango it would be. I want to remind you that Greg Hahn is with us in the studio and Mr. Hahn is on tour. You can see Greg Hahn at the. The Caravan, actually beginning tomorrow evening. Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In the Ville, Keeping it weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

In Louisville, Always wild, always fun with Billy G. Then it's a comedy off Broadway in Lexington, October 2nd through the 4th. The Funny Bone in Toledo, October 5th. October 23rd through the 26th, Go Bananas in Cincinnati, Ohio. Then the Meyer Theater, Green bay, Wisconsin. It's November 1st and it's with Patty G. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

You two guys are. Have a great time. Christy Lee is over there in her little sailor outfit. She's got a little red kerchief and kind of a.

[Christy Lee]

Get ready to sail off to Vegas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, tomorrow morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Just for a day. I'm flying in, flying out. One day. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

To the sphere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wizard of Oz.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Follow the yellow brick road.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you don't have to do that if you don't want to.

[Chick McGee]

You just don't cancel. You know what you're going to think when you're there? I wish I was home. I wish I could stay home. I wish I could sleep.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's going to be great.

[Chick McGee]

That's a problem with going places.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead, Chad.

[Chick McGee]

You want to go home?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, listen, you're going to sit there, it's going to start the whole beautiful production. Production. And you'll be in the front row or wherever you're gonna sit thinking, am I the dumbest person in the world? What am I doing here?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, why am I here?

[Bob Kevoian]

You got great music.

[Christy Lee]

You've got all this money for this.

[Chick McGee]

I'm cold. Is it going to be this cold during the whole performance? I know, I've been there.

[Christy Lee]

At least the weather's breaking. It was a hundred today and it's only going to be 90 tomorrow.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're going to be inside. I'm sure the sphere is there.

[Chick McGee]

Last time I was in Vegas, Tom and I went to a store sushi restaurant and it was so hot that the for some reason it had a black tar parking lot and it would give as you would walk.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was 107.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Every bit, 107. No, I remember it was Africa hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

107.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And dry heat or not, I felt like I was in a pizza oven. Yeah, it's brutal. Oh, yeah, it's great. You're gonna see the wizard of Oz and there are all kinds of special effects and sphere.

[Christy Lee]

I'll have a full report on Friday between y' all cons.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm looking forward to it.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want you to enjoy yourself. I don't want to hear about it.

[Christy Lee]

All right. I'll come in Friday and not say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you can tell me off the air then if these fellows are not into it.

[Chick McGee]

I like the second. What Josh was saying. We're kidding. We're a bunch of kidders.

[Bob Kevoian]

Real quick, I want to mention to everybody we've got our pig skin contest up and running for week three. Go to bob and tom.com contest. All you got to do is pick the one winners. You don't have to worry about the spread. It's very simple. And you could find yourself winning that great 500 gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. So take a little bit of time. Just take you a couple minutes today. Bobandtom.com contest. Thank you very much to our guest, Greg Hahn.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Always appreciate it, Greg.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Ace.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

42.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, I was just trying to make it look a little bit bit younger. These are the AELI Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB- tom1 or@bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Actor Michael Rosenbaum he knows some of the most talented people in the business.

[Tom Griswold]

And we try to bring you candid open interviews, not just actor stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Julie Bowen is fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

You know when you leave a job and you know you haven't done your very best job, I hate that feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're here for the wonderful Sarah Silverman, you came to the right place.

[Christy Lee]

Comedy dies in the second guessing of your audience. You just have to keep writing what you think is funny right now. The inside of you Podcast if you.

[Tom Griswold]

Really love the podcast, follow and listen.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Follow us. It's free.