The BOB & TOM Show - September 18, 2025

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: September 18, 2025

Participants: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Pat Godwin, Shara Lasley, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Jeff Oskay, Willie Griswold, Al Jackson
Guest host: Shara Lasley sitting in for Christy Lee

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Episode Overview

The September 18, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its signature blend of comedy, news, music, sports talk, and lively banter among long-time hosts and guest comedians. With Christy Lee out in Las Vegas, Shara Lasley steps in at the news desk. The crew discusses everything from NFL bets, pet peeves, pop culture nostalgia, and unique world records, to tales of animal misadventure and oddball listener letters. Pat Godwin performs a couple of musical parodies, and comedian Al Jackson checks in for a hilarious lesson in "street" vocabulary. Throughout, the show’s defining playful, irreverent, and occasionally chaotic tone is front and center.

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Opening & Song Performance

[01:32] – [04:38]

• Pat Godwin kicks off with a live comedy song, “It’s A Great Day For Me to Whoop Somebody’s Ass,” which spirals through verses about everyday mishaps and escalating, hilarious retribution.

  “So you better get off my back, you might get cold-cocked if you cross my path, cause it’s a great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass.” – Pat Godwin ([03:14])

2. Name-Game Banter & Musical Nostalgia

[05:14] – [08:25]

• Hosts riff on Shara’s unusual name, leading to ribbing around pop culture references (“She-Ra,” “He-Man”) and a detour into oldies music. Bob complains about the Four Seasons’ “Sherry” and rails against how songs became hits (“just coke for DJs”). This triggers debate over music industry practices and Broadway show tastes.

  "I make the contention that the only reason any of these songs were hits was because of the record guys giving cocaine to disc jockeys back in the day." – Bob Kevoian ([07:06])

3. NFL/Pigskin Picks & Betting Chat

[08:25] – [10:23]

• The Pigskin Picks contest is promoted; recent winner Paul Sugars is mentioned and contest rules discussed. Chick gives betting tips (with a wink: “take last week’s losses and triple that bet!”) and declares tonight’s Dolphins-Bills game a “massacre” in the making.

  “Miami getting 12? That’s not enough!” – Chick McGee ([09:26])

4. Songs People Love, But The Hosts Hate

[19:16] – [26:55]

• A listener provides a list of Chick’s irrational hatreds: fireworks, Dolly Parton’s voice (“I like her as a person, just not the music”), Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’,” Brian Johnson of AC/DC (“I’d stand there yelling ‘Bon Scott!’”), flavor of mint, and the Amazing Kreskin, among others. This snowballs into a full roundtable: which hit songs does each host despise that the public loves?

  “Hate’s a strong word. I like Dolly as a person. I would never say, ‘I need to hear 9 to 5.’” – Chick McGee ([20:09])
  “Give It Away by Red Hot Chili Peppers—my brain doesn’t care for whatever’s happening.” – Tom Griswold ([26:02])

5. Listener Letters: Life’s Oddities & Medical Moments

[28:47] – [33:01]

• Topics include funny names for household items (“clothes shampoo” and “laundry fuel”), creative names for campers (“Cram-a-lot-In”), and a medical curiosity: multiple listeners share about getting a “charley horse in the taint” during a sneeze.

  “My son, I’m so proud of him. He’s a taint doctor.” – Bob Kevoian ([30:54])

6. Sports & Pop Culture: From Anaconda Movie Trailers to World Records

[10:23] – [12:28]; [71:50] – [73:41]

• Buzz about a new “Anaconda” movie trailer leads to vintage movie talk. Later, the show covers the “World Cup of Grave Digging,” wherein teams compete to dig graves quickly and fill them in—leading to snarky commentary.

  “The Russians have had a lot of practice going…” — Bob Kevoian ([63:59])

7. Science & Nature News

[110:51] – [114:00]

• Discussing Reddit’s viral “How do you know a couple won’t make it?” thread (“If they already have marriage-level ‘ups and downs’ early on, they’re doomed”). Later, the discovery of a tiny “quasi-moon” orbiting Earth is met with as many jokes as facts.

8. Weed Law & Border Town Commerce

[49:39] – [56:56]

• The panel debates marijuana legality and cross-border “weed tourism.” Tom coins “New Puffalo” for New Buffalo, Michigan—a popular spot near the Indiana border for out-of-staters to legally buy cannabis, likening it to cross-border fireworks and cigarettes sales.

  "Apparently a lot of folks are coming across the border, buying their goods and then driving back to the other state south of there, if you know what I’m saying." – Bob Kevoian ([51:28])

9. Pat Godwin Musical Parodies & Old Folks’ Home STDs

[43:18] – [45:56]

• Pat sings a comedic original inspired by rising STI rates in retirement communities:

  “Let’s do it on our first date... If you’re airing Depends, I’ll just hose off that ass!” – Pat Godwin ([45:14])

10. Animal Encounters & Listener Letters

[92:42] – [95:09]

• News covers a Florida woman punching an alligator to rescue her dog (“Dax”), with Pat Godwin performing a “Jim Croce Operator” parody: “Alligator, why’d you have to eat that dog?”

  “I punched the five-foot-long reptile repeatedly until it let go of her puppy…” – Shara Lasley ([93:09])

11. Bathroom Humor & The Joy of Bidets

[131:01] – [133:38]

• Extended tangent on hotel bathrooms, bidets, and “poop paranoia” in relationships.

  "Once some warm water hits there, you’re never the same—like dating a black woman." – Al Jackson ([135:12])
  "I was engaged for seven years… I never evacuated anything in front of or even talked about it with him. My body knows not to allow it in public." – Shara Lasley ([133:07])

12. Al Jackson’s Word of the Week: “Yiffin’”

[135:41] – [138:09]

• Al Jackson explains “yiffin’” — sexual encounters among “furries” (people who dress in anthropomorphic animal costumes), sending the studio into fits:

  "When furries have sex, it’s called ‘yiffin.’" – Al Jackson ([138:05])

13. Games, Quizzes & Nostalgia: Addams Family & Color TV

[79:34] – [86:04]

• Tom quizzes the cast on TV history—the Addams Family and color TV lore, which triggers nostalgia for old “TV Guide” quirks and childhood favorites.

14. Listener Stories: Bizarre Accidents & Old Habits

[37:00] – [39:05]; [104:01] – [105:38]

• Incidents of forgetting to turn off cars (“It’ll run all day!”) and a letter about farting bubbles in the shower (and how it looks like a scene from The Lawrence Welk Show).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On music nostalgia and bad taste:
  “I contend that the only reason these songs were hits was the record guys giving cocaine to DJs.” – Bob Kevoian ([07:06])

• From Pat Godwin’s “Do It On Our First Date” song:
  “Unhook your girdle and take off that face / Let’s crawl into bed, cut to the chase.” ([44:01])

• On “furries”:
  “When they have sex, it’s called yiffin’.” – Al Jackson ([138:05])

• Medicinal curiosity:
  “I have had a sharp pain in my perineum my entire life… It’s called proctalgia fugax.” ([31:08])

• On Dutch doors:
  “Unless you have a horse or work concessions at Little League, there’s no need to have a Dutch door.” – Chick McGee ([143:45])

• On cross-border marijuana sales:
  “They’re now referring to it as ‘New Puffalo.’ Anybody heard about this?” – Bob Kevoian ([51:28])

• On couple red flags:
  “If you’re sharing a Facebook account, somebody cheated.” – Tom Griswold ([111:45])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro & Opening Song (Pat Godwin): [01:32]
• Name Talk & Four Seasons Rant: [05:14]
• NFL Pigskin Picks: [08:25], [57:29], [120:27]
• Hated Pop Songs & Artists: [19:16], [26:02]
• Listener Letters (Pet Peeves, “Taint” Injuries): [28:47], [30:54]
• Marijuana Border Commerce / “New Puffalo”: [49:39]–[56:56]
• Letter Segment (“Clothes Shampoo”): [39:45]
• Pat Godwin’s Old Folks’ Home STI Song: [43:18]–[45:56]
• World Records (Grave Digging, Swimming in Handcuffs): [63:43], [71:50]
• Florida Woman vs. Alligator (Song Parody): [92:42]
• Al Jackson, “Yiffin’” & Furries: [135:41]
• Newly-Found Quasi-Moon Discussion: [153:32]
• Chimps Consuming Alcohol: [147:20]
• Dutch Door / Splitting the Check Banter: [143:40]
• Listener Letter (Farting Bubbles): [104:01]

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Tone & Style

The show’s tone is mock-confrontational, quick-witted, and unapologetically digressive. Frequent teasing, running jokes, and callbacks abound (especially about Tom’s quirks, pop culture, and medical oddities). Despite wild tangents and friendly jabs, a sense of camaraderie and absurd fun runs through every segment.

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Summary

If you're new to The BOB & TOM Show, this episode is an outstanding sampler platter: absurd original songs, pop culture bickering, listener mail featuring medical TMI (“proctalgia fugax”), sports picks and betting bragging, oddball science news, banter about “furries” and “yiffin’,” plus animated debates on everything from the function of Dutch doors to the best approach to bidets and hotel bathroom etiquette. Musical nostalgia, embarrassing confessions, and the sort of improvisational laughter that typifies the show run from start to finish.

Standout moments:

• Pat Godwin’s “Do It On Our First Date”
• Chick’s “Things I Hate” list
• Al Jackson’s lesson on “yiffin’”
• The discussion about “New Puffalo” and cross-border weed buying
• Listener stories about unusual bathroom accidents

Bottom line:
Zany, fast-paced, and packed with quirky observational comedy, this episode is classic BOB & TOM—a perfect example of why the show remains a beloved, one-of-a-kind radio staple.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Ever had one of those days when nothing goes right? Your wife starts bitching bout whatever it was she was bitching about last night so you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne but after you finish your business the toilet paper's gone? Well it's a great day.

[Bob Kevoian]

For me.

[Pat Godwin]

To whoop somebody's ass It's a bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Day.

[Pat Godwin]

So you better get off my back you might get cold cocked.

[Bob Kevoian]

If.

[Pat Godwin]

You cross my path cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. Well I was running late for work so I poured me some coffee to go and just before I had a flat tire I spilled it all over my clothes. When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way but when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray. Well it's a great day.

[Bob Kevoian]

For me.

[Pat Godwin]

To whoop somebody's ass It's a bad day so you better get off my back.

[Bob Kevoian]

You might get cold cocked if you.

[Pat Godwin]

Cross my path Cause it's a great day. Y' all can sing it if you want to for me to whoop somebody's ass. When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late. I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway. So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette. I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's sign it together cause it's a.

[Pat Godwin]

Great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you better.

[Pat Godwin]

Get off my back? You might get cold cocked if you cross my path?

[Bob Kevoian]

Cause it's a great day for me.

[Pat Godwin]

To whoop somebody's ass?

[Chick McGee]

Who put the into my style? Child, you like that song?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not. Is that Papa Umau by the Rivingtons?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's all To Stay in the night from Animal House.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, try it again.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. Let's do this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Chick McGee]

Now I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I recognize it because it has a melody.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, I'm. I'm sorry, Mr. Mr. Soloist. I fall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, Mr. Solo. No.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. For Christy Lee, who's in Vegas, it's Shara. Lastly. Hello, Shara. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of things happening now. Once again, Christy, I'm sorry. I did enjoy that, actually. Oh, to stay in the night.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, to stay in the nights. He loves us.

[Tom Griswold]

You mind if we dance with your dates?

[Chick McGee]

If I were you, I'd be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have any idea what we're doing?

[Shara Lasley]

Not at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are. These are lines from Animals. Get used to it. Now, Shara is a comedian and she is. Has an unusual name because it's not Sherry.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it must have share and share alike, stuff like that. She had to get that when she was a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

So I got mostly she ra, which I didn't understand. I was like. Yeah, I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's not a.

[Tom Griswold]

Too young for. She's a hero.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Female counter.

[Chick McGee]

He man and she ra.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. It sounds like a song.

[Chick McGee]

You are our he man, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

I've never lied so blatantly in my life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now I wish I was a she man because I've got a lot of pain down there. I just adjusted my seat and I think I may. I think I may be done having.

[Chick McGee]

Kids again with this. Well, just put a number on it. Seven more days.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I did. I'm not sure. I. I made three days.

[Chick McGee]

A couple weeks. What are we looking at?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just, I don't know, just a little bit of pain. But I wanted to play something for Shara because you probably get called Sherry, I imagine, a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, not going.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't play. Please don't. Yeah, no, this is.

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't do that. You Hate this song.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. That's why I'm playing it.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I'm playing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Genuinely despise this song. And I. I make the contention that the only reason any of these songs were hits was because of the record. Guys were giving cocaine to disc jockeys back in the day. Here we go. So far.

[Chick McGee]

So this is not bad. It's not bad at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's about to get very bad. Ladies and gentlemen, Four Seasons. I mean, this is just dreadful.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always liked the Four Four Seasons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You like that ridiculous high vocal?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like it because it's not just falsetto. There's also the blending in there. Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

It's fun to scream. Sing that in a large crowd, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me give you a little.

[Chick McGee]

I can hear that.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. It's just pure crap.

[Tom Griswold]

In your opinion?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Opinion. It's a matter.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it is a matter of.

[Chick McGee]

That is absolutely a matter of opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge Broadway show.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a lot of really terrible huge Broadway shows. Want me to give you a list? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All of your opinions.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now. So maybe someday some suitor will start singing. Start singing. Shara baby.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. That's how you'll. That's how they'll win me over.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think so? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't need to do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Total crap. I can't stand it. But. I'm sorry. Just wanted to get that out of the way. A couple quick things. Congratulations going out to Paul Sugars. Who's he? Well, he's our winner for week two of our pigskin competition. And week three begins this evening with the NFL. And are your picks up already?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, on the Chick McGee Instagram. They are up there in all their glory after going 4 and 11 this past week. So what you do is you take what you lost last week, right? Triple that, and then bet this week, and you're right back in the money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay? Now, if you want to be part of Pigskin Picks, you. You put no money down. No, you don't have to go against the spread. You just pick the winners.

[Chick McGee]

No obligation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Paul got. He was the only one of all of our entrants to get all of the games correct. We'll be talking to him later today. I understand, but you could be a winner for week three. Just go to bobandtom.com contest.

[Chick McGee]

Dolphins at the Bills tonight. That's going to be a massacre.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what is this?

[Chick McGee]

Miami getting 12? That's not enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's your hint. Yeah, but that's an easy one in theory.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

But on any Sunday, or in this case, Thursday.

[Chick McGee]

It's a game of inches.

[Bob Kevoian]

So get. Get involved. Ladies and gentlemen, bobandtom.com contest. What's at stake? A $500 gift certificate from Stephen Singer jewelers. That would certainly be nice. So see if you can win yourself that once again. We certainly appreciate your getting at it, and we have a lot of letters to get to today. I'm gonna begin, if you don't mind, early with the letters, because I've got one that will bring Josh letters into the.

[Chick McGee]

We get letters, letters, letters, letters, letters. Ding dong.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's nothing. Nothing there.

[Chick McGee]

Letters from Omaha Steaks. Get fired up. For fall grilling with omaha steaks, visit omaha steaks.com 50% off site wide. And for an extra $35, use the promo code BTS at checkout.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have this one. Dear Josh, hello. The first trailer for the new Anaconda movie starring Paul Rudd, Jack Black, thandui Newton, and Steve Tandy Newton.

[Chick McGee]

Andy Newton. She's an amazing British actress. She's unbelievable. You might remember from In Line of Duty. She's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw the trailer, Tandy. Oh, you see it? And Steve's on it. The trailer is out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. It's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think Mr. Ice Tea is not in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Which Ice cube? Yeah, no. I mean, unless you make some cameo in it or something, but. And they're really leaning into comedy with this one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And, yeah, it looks funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the first one they were doing, were they in the Everglades?

[Tom Griswold]

No, gosh, no. They were in the Amazon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were attacked by a giant anaconda.

[Tom Griswold]

Heck, yeah, dude.

[Chick McGee]

And bigger than you would believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Similar things happen in this one. The Cube Live. I'm not going to spoil anything about that movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll talk about it off the air.

[Bob Kevoian]

John Voight's in that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

He is in that movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

John Voight is in. He's great in it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Jennifer Lopez, Owen Wilson, Eric Stoltz, Jon Voight. The cast is loaded.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that does sound pretty.

[Chick McGee]

John Voight's in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wow. Accent of some kind, right?

[Tom Griswold]

It's hilarious. I mean, he's just chewing the scenery more than the Anaconda ever.

[Chick McGee]

Love it. Love it. Love everything about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that kind of leads to another letter. We had a story about the Stone skimming Championships. The world championships. Stone skimming is the English version of it, and it took place in Scotland, actually. And the winner is from Kentucky. We spoke to him yesterday yes, we did.

[Chick McGee]

A wonderful man.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I was trying to remember what song mentioned Skipping Stones, Crocodile Rock and Elton John. And that is, in fact, skimming stone.

[Chick McGee]

Holding hands, arguably the worst. Well, that's not true.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of the broad crap.

[Chick McGee]

One of the worst songs Elton John ever had anything to do with.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you say Elton himself has said he doesn't care for that. He just said it recently in an interview.

[Chick McGee]

Really dislikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's got that weird. Whatever. That. Whatever. There's an organ or something. It's a little piano, but got this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he plays piano.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Three Rivers, California.

[Tom Griswold]

But he sucks on organization.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tim writes.

[Chick McGee]

He certainly does.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the song.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't want you to miss it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dustin, my eye. Okay. I think Tom was trying to recall the song Everybody's Talking from Harry Nielsen.

[Chick McGee]

Not written by Harry Nelson, written by Fred Neal.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. One of the lines is, you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Have to stop watching documentaries about me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love documentaries that. Don't watch that one.

[Chick McGee]

I love documentaries.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've watched the Eagles one 15 times. The one about Harry Nielsen just makes me depressed. I love the one about Harry Nielsen. That's so depressing.

[Chick McGee]

He and John Lennon were screaming into a mic one time late at night. They didn't stop until blood was on the microphone.

[Bob Kevoian]

They went us on Mike Love and John Lennon put a giant cotex on his head. Troubadour story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's so depressing. In any event, one of the lines in that song is skipping across the ocean like a stone.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't really. Well, doesn't really count.

[Chick McGee]

It's not even simile.

[Tom Griswold]

It isn't actually about skipping.

[Chick McGee]

Can't. I can't. What am I supposed to do with you?

[Bob Kevoian]

See, I'm tying it together. Do you understand the tie in?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I understand what? The attempt. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the Italian.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean, skipping? We had a story about.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. This conversation. I have wrapped it up with a bow. Jon Voight. What is the star of the movie Midnight. Everybody's talking.

[Chick McGee]

You get a different feed of the show than we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Shara. Don't you nod. There was nothing there and he knows it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. That song Everybody's Talking is the theme song to the great movie Midnight Cowboy.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. But.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

This starts off bad, Gets worse.

[Chick McGee]

This stinks on ice.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I think it starts off bad but gets better. Oh, yeah, yeah. Once this noise goes and I know every.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know every word. What is that? Is that an organ? Organ on top of a piano.

[Tom Griswold]

It's actually a Locust, squeezing a tiny locust.

[Chick McGee]

We had so much fun.

[Shara Lasley]

Things I didn' at first though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, go champion. A place of my yoga.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you like it.

[Chick McGee]

I think I do like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I sang out of my high school talent show.

[Chick McGee]

You're still in love with your first wife.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that out loud.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I have a joke with my daughter whenever anything happens. So how'd it go? And I go, well, I think I love her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, where was I? Oh, you know, we were talking about the NFL.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we were.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Bills have a slaughter to this evening. They're. They're very good.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

It's so much fun. I wish I was talking to the prize picks people and I said is there any way that I could gamble on my daughter's soccer game this weekend?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, there's a guy. I'll shake your bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, absolutely. She's only nine years old, but the games are so boring that I thought maybe if their little action on it might make it a little bit better. Although some of the parents take it very serious. Now we've got a lot of interesting things coming up, including one of those Reddit surveys where they asked people when you see a couple, how do you know they're not going to make it? You're out there and you see, oh, look at that. No, there's no chance. Okay, we have a couple of people weighing in on that topic. Also, when we come back, a special request for something from Pat Godwin. And I'll also remind you that Pat Godwin is going to be doing a show with Greg Hahn. This is going to be huge at The Meyer Theater November 1st in beautiful green Bay, Wisconsin. Yeah, that's just around the corner. Also coming up, drunk Chimpanzees in the wild and a Quasi moon. Ever heard of this?

[Tom Griswold]

Quasimodo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Quasimoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Quasimoon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we'll find out what that's all about in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. It's Shera Lasley at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. Arnold Jeckster, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom Griswold.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. I was distracted. I was reading a letter that I can't read on the air. Who gave me this?

[Tom Griswold]

I have a letter regarding Shickster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Can you read this one on the radio?

[Chick McGee]

Daddy, Go.

[Tom Griswold]

I can. Comes to us from Chris out of Lansing. What's that? Up in Michigan somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

When in doubt, just guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Michigan?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like all of you. He says we have our list of things we hate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not at all. Sometimes unreasonably. Sometimes we don't know why we hate it. We just do. And sometimes we have very good reasons for hating it. In the last few months, I've been cracking up, says Chris. Every time Chick brings up something he hates. So I decided to write them down. Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

At last.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here's what I hate.

[Tom Griswold]

There may be amendment to this, but fireworks.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for fireworks, either live or on my television.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but you prefer to have them on your television.

[Chick McGee]

If you're pressed. If I could just stay home instead of going. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

Not a big deal.

[Bob Kevoian]

And my favorite version of this chick didn't have to do a DNA test with his daughter.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

How did you find out she was your daughter?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, nine or 10 years old. And I said, do you guys want to go to the fireworks tonight? She looked at me and said, daddy, aren't those on television? And I said, yes. Yes, they are.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's your daughter.

[Chick McGee]

And that's my baby girl, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, of course, beg to differ. I love fireworks.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

But not on television.

[Chick McGee]

Explosion about nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love them in person. It's a. It's. It expresses joy, colors.

[Chick McGee]

No, it doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a fake.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Chick McGee]

What else do I hate?

[Tom Griswold]

Dolly Parton.

[Chick McGee]

Hate's a strong word. I like Dolly as a person.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I would never say to myself, I need to hear nine to five. I would never, ever say that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where. I love Dolly Parton. She's an incredibly talented person and a great human being.

[Chick McGee]

Many times, if you slow down a Dolly Parton song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It really is very cool. Sounds kind of like Tracy Chapman. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds almost exactly like Wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you're thinking of Jolene. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Jolene, especially. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Chick is absolutely on record as saying he thinks Dolly is a great person.

[Chick McGee]

She's wonderful. I met her. She's there and couldn't be nicer. But I don't care for her voice on any sort of recording.

[Tom Griswold]

Nine to five.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's for energetic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Put a typewriter in it. What are you, Jerry Lewis? Come on. Here is Jolene Slow. This is actually Dolly Parton's. Of, well, 45 RPM slowed down to 33. Who knows?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a slowdown. Here's Dolly Parton singing Jolene.

[Tom Griswold]

So cool.

[Chick McGee]

And now. No, this is Jolene.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. And yet that's. That is actually lower than the Four Seasons doing Sherry Baby.

[Chick McGee]

That's not muddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now. This is slowed down. Same exact track, slowed down. Jolene, Jolene. Wow. Jolene, Jolene. That is. It sounds just like Tracy Chapman.

[Tom Griswold]

So much so. Luke Combs is doing a cover.

[Chick McGee]

Another 10 million. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be hilarious. That. But that. That is true. But you don't hate Dolly Part.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Not as a person.

[Chick McGee]

Certainly not.

[Tom Griswold]

But the music, of course, does kind of drive him crazy. Genie Bus.

[Chick McGee]

Jeannie Buss.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for her.

[Bob Kevoian]

LA Lakers.

[Chick McGee]

She's taking a. Yeah, it's a mom and pop operation out there for the Lakers. The Los Angeles Lakers. They don't know what the hell they're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't stop believing.

[Chick McGee]

Can't stop believing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stop. Isn't that don't stop the journey? Don't stop.

[Chick McGee]

Don't stop believing. I don't like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can't stop. The music was the Village People.

[Tom Griswold]

This just says can't stop believing.

[Chick McGee]

Wait, am I going to go back a joke? Did you say Jeannie Buss? Okay, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well worth it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Brian Johnson.

[Chick McGee]

Don't care for Brian Johnson of AC dc.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God. He's great. He's perfect for that band I miss. I mean, I wouldn't want to necessarily hear Brian Johnson doing Jolene.

[Chick McGee]

If I went to an ACDC concert today, I would stand there and yell Bon Scott the whole show. Where's Bond?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bond.

[Tom Griswold]

Lady in red. Is that Chris?

[Chick McGee]

Christopher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, this is a list of things that. Who's our listener? That Chris. Chris compiled things that chick has said he hates.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I was aware of this. Purple Rain.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I've heard Prince. He put out like, an acoustic version of that. Or somebody did. Obviously it wasn't Prince, but it exists where he's just playing acoustic guitar, singing Purple Rain. That's kind of badass. But no, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

There are only a couple more here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The flavor. Mint.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't like mint?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. What do you mean? There's the great taste of air freshener in a pie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Shara Lasley]

What do you brush your teeth with?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I. I bite the bullet is what I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'm with you. I only like mint in toothpaste, so.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're no York. Peppermint patties for you.

[Chick McGee]

No. You like key lime pie, though, which is more or less the same thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, like mint and a little tea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lime is not mint.

[Tom Griswold]

I like some mint tea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Peppermint tea, for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The Amazing Kreskin.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And here's why I don't. I dislike him. Is he dead?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Recently.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's. We should explain to Ms. Lastly, he's a kind of a magician mentalist, I guess you call it. What's his Name the Amazing Kresgen. Oh, he was terrific. Incredibly entertaining. He was really famous in the, what, 80s? Yeah, 90s. He was on Carson a lot.

[Chick McGee]

And of course, Tom thinks he's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was in here. So a couple times.

[Chick McGee]

Consequences. I had to meet him, like, three or four times. I don't care how close he talks, but shakes your hand. He thinks it's interesting to just really take it and shake it, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's one of those guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he. That was sort of his trade. He'd give you the up and down. Up and down. Oh, that's. No, but he was. Being a weirdo was his thing. Yeah, yeah, but he. He would do incredible stunts in front of a crowd of people. He would.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a list of things Chick hates. Not Tom love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mind reader. I'm trying to defend the man.

[Chick McGee]

It's a trick. Why are you defending Kreskin? Why don't you defend me just one time?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Last on the list, Crocodile Rock, which has been mentioned already. He says, chick, keep up the hate.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what we need right now.

[Chick McGee]

But give me an emotion like hate. You know what hate is? You don't know what the hell love is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me hate. Yes, yes, I think hate.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to know what suggests that you love the other. That thing a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I hate that.

[Tom Griswold]

Hate is not the opposite of love and differences. That's true.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up. No, I hate you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

You're on the list.

[Bob Kevoian]

That may be true because I am indifferent to what you just said. Wait a second. The show is eating itself now. We were talking yesterday. What. What major hit song do you hate that everyone else loves?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there are so many.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. You know what?

[Chick McGee]

It's song.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I guess I do hate that a lot of people love is Give It Away by Red Hot Chili.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like that. Give it away. Give it away.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's quite wildly popular. Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

What about it that you hate?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure. I don't. I don't know. I just know that my brain doesn't care for whatever's happening.

[Shara Lasley]

Because you're not giving anything away.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not giving anything to that song. No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I know. I hate the Neil diamond, that Sweet Caroline live in a bar in public places. I.

[Tom Griswold]

But did you hate that song before that fad?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I did. Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't care for it. I also hate kind of a huge Jimmy Buffett fan, but I hate it when the crowd does salt. Salt. Salt during Margaritaville. That's. I think that's kind of cute. No. No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

I think both are fun and celebratory.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like the Dun Dun Dun?

[Tom Griswold]

It certainly doesn't bother me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just. I don't want to be part of anyone who likes that. What are you.

[Pat Godwin]

Me?

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you doing? Can you imagine if that'd be. That'd be a great scene in a movie where it's a deal breaker for some guy. He's with some.

[Tom Griswold]

That is good.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's with some incredible woman. You know, she's bright, lively, gorgeous, everything he needs. And she goes, dad, dad, dad, I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

He just leaves.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'm sorry. Here. Here's the parking ticket. I'm Ubering out. Drop my car off later. Anybody who woos at a concert, I'm out. Woo. That woo. The constant woo. Well, welcome to the program. This is the Bob and Tom program. Happy to be here. If you're just joining us, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is our letters segment brought to.

[Chick McGee]

You by Omaha Stakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't read this letter.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thanks for mentioning once again, the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Person editing the letters today is not here. So I'm getting this stuff kind of raw. Do you have one over there? Chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Top show, we had a motorhome and I believe we have a picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's another sign.

[Chick McGee]

That stinks on us.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like it a lot.

[Chick McGee]

That guy who wrote that was in here on you. What do I do?

[Bob Kevoian]

Drummer of Night Ranger.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell?

[Bob Kevoian]

The lyrics make no sense.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, we had a motorhome. This was. This was the motorhomes name. I thought you guys would appreciate it. Here's the picture. Now, we named it this because we lived in it for two months and we had to put everything we owned into it. There it is right there. The cram a lot in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Amusing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Famous Broadway show. Of course, Crime. A lot was made a distant one to go here. Why can't a woman be more like a man? Wait a minute. That's different.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, Bob and Tom Show. I'm literally a fan since day one. This is from Bob in Bowling Green.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Kentucky, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's two Bowling Greens.

[Chick McGee]

No, he says Kentucky, Bowling Green, Michigan, Ohio. I was talking to my neighbors last night. They had been to a local funeral home.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Getting burial information and options. Oh, this is, by the way, a Tom speak or a Grizz word.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, that's Nice.

[Chick McGee]

They said they discussed burial cremation, and then they kind of went blank. The husband said, we could also be interested in the, you know, apartments for dead people. And I said, you mean a mausoleum? He goes, yeah, yeah, that's it. I laughed and shook my head.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, how do you feel? I know how you are. With what they call slant rhymes or near rhymes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not a huge fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are you at with the. The near rhyme and the Addams Family theme? Mausoleum and scream.

[Bob Kevoian]

Scream. Wonderful. It's kind of funny. Yeah. Because they. They're underscoring the fact that it's really a forced. Right. They're not trying to get away with. They're going, okay, get this.

[Tom Griswold]

They're letting you in on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look how much we. How hard it was to cram this in here. We. We were working on the song, wanted to go to lunch, and someone said, hey, here's an idea. Why don't you just do scream?

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd like a blt. Yeah, that's. That's wonderful. Now, if you'd like to reach us, of course, Bob and tomobandtom.com. this is another letter for. To help you, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Help me with my life and such.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh. You mentioned sneezing and having a sharp pain in your taint.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this happened, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

This has happened, I'm gonna say, half a dozen times in my life.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Mr. K.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he a taint doctor?

[Chick McGee]

He the taint doctor.

[Bob Kevoian]

A taint doctor. My son. I'm so proud of him. He's a taint doctor. He goes, I have had a sharp pain in my perineum my entire life.

[Chick McGee]

My entire life.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's called protaglia fugax. Okay, I'm not sure I'm pronouncing this with any skill. The. The last second word is F, U, G, A, X. Boy, does that sound filthy. It's got to be foo. Not fa. Anybody remember the band the Thugs? No. The Fugs. Name named after. No idea. Norman Mailer. He couldn't use the F word, so he used the fug throughout the night. Never mind the naked and the dead. Okay, sorry. He goes. Mine is not connected to sneezing, writes Mr. K. I have episodes three or four times a year, usually nocturnal. They're very painful. They wake me up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, does he doesn't happen to mention a cause or what's going on?

[Bob Kevoian]

He says there is. There apparently are things they can do for it if it gets really serious. Fugax.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

No idea how to pronounce that because.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a letter here from somebody who calls themselves suffering in Oregon.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they too have had sneeze. Sneezes resulting in a charlie horse in the perineum. And he's. This person's too afraid to ask about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now do you know what the perineum is? Sure.

[Shara Lasley]

Is that the taint?

[Bob Kevoian]

The taint? Yes, it taint the heiny. Taint your vagina I believe is the phrase.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one way to put it.

[Shara Lasley]

How do you get a charley horse down there?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how I.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I was wondering. Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

That's pretty intense visual.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that yet when you, when you get it, do you do like stretch or something to get it to go?

[Tom Griswold]

I have to just stand still and suck up the like, you know, I just have to deal with the pain for a second and then I just kind of walk it off.

[Shara Lasley]

How long does it last?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the worst one was 20 seconds, something like that. But it was a long 20 seconds.

[Bob Kevoian]

A perineal charlie horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bizarre. Very odd. Now coming up we have. Speaking of burial, we have two different stories involving one involving the World Grave Digging Championships.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like a good time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you heard him all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And. And another one involving somewhat similar activity. But right now it's time to check in with Chick Magee regarding Raycons Everyday Earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you very much. Just got a pair of Raycons for one of my daughters yesterday. They are the best. Great sound and they stay in your ears. They're not gonna fall out. Coming up, we also have a really interesting record involving swimming while handcuffed. And do you know what a quasi moon is?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a moon with a hump.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Shara. Lastly, hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever hear the old saying, Tom, when your nose itches, someone's coming?

[Bob Kevoian]

Never hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's on their way.

[Chick McGee]

You should get ready for a visitor. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

What do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, have you ever heard.

[Chick McGee]

I'm disgusted. When your palm itches, you're gonna get some money.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that nice?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You heard that, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're. If you have either one, there's so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Much stuff I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is science.

[Chick McGee]

At last you've admitted it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I've always said that I. So if your nose. Itches Someone's coming.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Get ready for a visitor.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that was a fight.

[Tom Griswold]

If you ever get a random chill throughout the day, my grandma used to always say, oh, somebody just walked over my grave.

[Chick McGee]

Also, my therapist told me this, and it absolutely works. You ever go get up, go into the kitchen, and you go, what the hell did I come in here for? You ever do that?

[Shara Lasley]

Every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was gonna say.

[Chick McGee]

So what you should do is go back out a doorway and come in that doorway and your brain will reset. You can remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, what about this?

[Chick McGee]

Use a doorway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two days ago, I did this. I went to a certain place.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got out of my car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Went inside the lion's den.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Looking for just that. That, that video that you were just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Going to peek your came back out.

[Chick McGee]

Out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got in my car and left. It was already running.

[Tom Griswold]

You really have to be careful.

[Chick McGee]

Now, how I know you have a nice car? So you probably can't hear your car running, let alone if it's not an electric. Is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a. It's a gasoline powered.

[Chick McGee]

Are the electric cars always on? Did I just blow your mind?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was walking my dogs. One of my neighbors almost ran me over again yesterday with his very quiet.

[Chick McGee]

You can pick a noise that your electric. A sound effect, if you will, that your electric car will make.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. This is a gasoline powered automobile. Okay. But I got out. Apparently I'm. It would appear that I got out of the car, forgot to turn it off, went into the store, came out a while later.

[Chick McGee]

What about this situation requires you to say it would appear that's what happened. Well, you damn well know that's what happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

Car was still there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good. Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How many times a week do you leave your car running?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that was. This is the first time I've done that in court. A while.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You've done it an NFL game. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. It wasn't my car. I'd borrowed somebody's car and I worse parked it. The good news is it was parked on a very visible street corner right next to the road.

[Chick McGee]

What's your mileage while a gap while your car is running? How long? Theoretically. How long on a full tank?

[Bob Kevoian]

It'll run all day.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, your thoughts?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What would it. Does it take 8 hours, 12 hours?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it'll run all day.

[Chick McGee]

No, it'll run at least four and a half hours.

[Bob Kevoian]

This one ran for an entire NFL Game with overtime. Yeah, I got. I got to the car. I'm looking for my keys to get in. Oh, they're. They're in it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, good news is no. Yeah. The bad news is your keys are in the car. The good news is it's unlocked. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, so what would your. What would your psychiatrist whatever to say about that? If I walk back in the store and come back out, I'll remember why I left the car.

[Chick McGee]

I have to ask her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, it's time for more Grizz. Words we should explain to.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody sent me that on an email and I apologize. I can't remember who. Who it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is what happens, Sarah, when you can't think of the word for something.

[Shara Lasley]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you just try to describe it quickly. We've had many of them. I like this one very much. Hey, I have a Tom Ism. That's another way to. To put it. I couldn't think of the name for laundry detergent, so I asked my wife, where's the clothes shampoo?

[Tom Griswold]

That is good.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard. I've heard claw. I've heard clothes shampoo. I've heard laundry fuel.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard that laundry fuel sounds like the abandoned Bono roof.

[Chick McGee]

That's very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Laundry fuel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It rocks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're better than Foster the people this year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how about those guys?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Pat, we have kind of a request here. This is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he has kind of a song.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is based on a news story that we had yesterday. A couple of them actually involving the old fashioned term is STDs. Or now I guess it's STIs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're more infections than diseases. It makes sense for a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's an appropriate change.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're on board with that?

[Tom Griswold]

I was part. I was on the board.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was.

[Shara Lasley]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'm not on board with this. Changing the name of this stuff. I. I prefer the going the old fashioned way.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This is the first rehearing of. No, I.

[Chick McGee]

Such a shock.

[Shara Lasley]

I don't think STD is like offensive though, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just. It's just not as accurate as infection.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but see, this is. This is like. They change. They no LONGER Call them UFOs. They're not. What do they call them, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

UAPs.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see, this is. This is distraction from the government to. So we won't find out the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

He is right about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's right. Yeah. This is like these douchebags that Are they call it RBI instead of RBIs? Cut it out. Okay. You know, see, this is the. The correctness that's ruining our culture. Josh. These attorneys general.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's important to say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Filet mignons.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's filets mignon.

[Chick McGee]

Filets mignon.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but filet mignon, it's much more elegant.

[Chick McGee]

Filets are fillets.

[Tom Griswold]

We made that up.

[Bob Kevoian]

It shows a certain.

[Shara Lasley]

I was about to go out into the world and start saying filets mignon.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why we make things up on this show.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that people will embarrass themselves. Wait a minute. Tom told me to do it that way. That jackass.

[Chick McGee]

Our fondest wish is someone looks at someone and goes, what the hell are you talking about?

[Bob Kevoian]

But the headline and this. I changed it. This headline says STDs are skyrocketing among older adults. The way they wrote it was STIs and I'd refuse, but. So now we get back to the text of the article and it reads sexually transmitted infections.

[Chick McGee]

Explaining how he's reading.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this going to a song?

[Chick McGee]

I guess we should be happy. I'm seated.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you don't know what seated is. On the chair. And if you don't know what a chair is, is.

[Tom Griswold]

And now we get to the body of the text.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he said second paragraph.

[Tom Griswold]

A paragraph.

[Chick McGee]

He said that many times.

[Bob Kevoian]

According to Dr. Faith Coleman, STDs are rampant at the old folks home because of the availability of sex partners. A gender imbalance because there are a lot more ladies than there are men.

[Chick McGee]

Do I get to sing with you this time?

[Bob Kevoian]

Girl? Low condom use, but I. Chlamydia cases have tripled in the last 15 years. Gonorrhea up 600%. Syphilis up among the elderly 1000%. And that leads us to this great song. Was this the winner? Pat of the.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it did win.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Back in 2005. Okay, this is a little bit of Pat. God. Ladies, ladies. Ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry, Girl.

[Pat Godwin]

The food was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Company.

[Pat Godwin]

Even better. Why sit her all night long? Going on about the weather? I know it's our first date. Good girls gotta wait. But I just turned 83.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you said you're 78. The moon is full.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what I'm thinking? Let's make love.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're old and we're shrinking.

[Pat Godwin]

The hour is late. Let's just do it on our first date. Unhook your girdle and take off that face let's crawl into bed. Cut to the chase. Little peeges grave. Let's do it on our first day. I took Viagra an hour ago. Put your teeth in a jar by the bed. Hey look here who's poking out and waking from the dead. I want you right now so wet those lips. It's too late for your hyman But I might break your hip.

[Bob Kevoian]

The hour is l let's get to.

[Pat Godwin]

It on our first date.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not singing along on our first date.

[Tom Griswold]

Not even listening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Key change, key change.

[Pat Godwin]

Hell with arthritis, arterial thrombosis, acute angina and you hollow toss this little something Great, let's do it on our first date. We're too old to worry about moving so fast. So if you're errand depends I'll just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hose off that ass.

[Pat Godwin]

I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself. I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself. Good girls wait a broad swing you can take off your clothes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cause I can't see a thing. The hour is late.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's do it on our first date. I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself. I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself. I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself. I may actually have Alzheimer's Replete myself on our first date.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've all been great. Now, ladies and gentlemen, Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, that AI band sounds real.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is the great Steve Ali on the piano in a terrific arrangement. God, those saxes make me on a computer.

[Tom Griswold]

Make it sound big bandy.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that came out trump the close.

[Chick McGee]

To west side Story as you can get without being sick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm writing Josh's pink slip. He's fired and gone. I'm not gonna miss his face. We are coming Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

Of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom show. Your sausage McMuffin with egg didn't change your receipt did the sausage McMuffin with egg extra value meal includes a hash brown and a small coffee for just $5 only at McDonald's for prices and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Participation may vary center.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Shara Lasley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

In for Christy Lee, who's in Vegas playing craps, I would guess. There's Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob.

[Chick McGee]

Bob. Well, the room changed drastically in minutes. Pat Godwin over there. I can't Forget him. Him. He'll get upset. There's Jeff Oskay and Willie Griswold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got a full house here. Yeah, we're packed in, Pat. I need some full house with a.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot of jokers, you know what I mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, can you give me. Do you have your piano set up in there? Yeah, it's set up. Okay. Can you give me something that is kind of has a kind of a wintry feel? Yeah, Bring that volume up a little bit. Okay. A little bit. Just a little bit. Yeah, that's it. Kind of a dark, dark outside that.

[Chick McGee]

Says winter to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of cold winter. Maybe like a ding, ding, ding, ding kind of. Maybe. Just do whatever you want.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps this is a meeting we could have had off here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I didn't get this letter until 30 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

It's nice you're having coffee, looking out a frosty window.

[Chick McGee]

Do a Charlie Brown thing, will you? Can you do the Charlie Brown thing?

[Pat Godwin]

I cannot.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Dale.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Dale.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind enough to write Alan a Dale.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got home one winter night, ran the snow blower for myself and a few neighbors.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a nice guy Dale is.

[Tom Griswold]

Very kind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably that old lady next door.

[Chick McGee]

Busy body looking in people's windows under the guise of running a snowblower.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dale's a nice, nice Midwestern boy. I was covered in snow. Sure. Got inside my truck. My clothes also covered in snow. That makes sense. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'd be weird if he were covered in snow, nude in his truck.

[Chick McGee]

I have a question. Is this a long letter?

[Pat Godwin]

I think he's filling a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

I turned the truck on and let the heater run to dry the truck out.

[Chick McGee]

It is a long letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's almost over. Fast forward to the next morning.

[Tom Griswold]

The truck exploded.

[Bob Kevoian]

I left the truck in my garage. Entire family dead. So am I.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, see?

[Chick McGee]

See that? You can't have fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. I headed outside at 5am to run the snowblower more because there'd been more snow, you see. Yeah. Guess who left the truck running for.

[Tom Griswold]

10 hours, you dummy.

[Bob Kevoian]

So to answer your question, fellas, how long could a truck run? Well, it can run for 10 hours at least.

[Chick McGee]

10 hours he goes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I find myself to be highly intelligent. My truck was toasty warm. Dale, thank you very much. I can tell Dale is a good guy out there with us.

[Chick McGee]

What is that, hereditary? No. Midsummer. Right. Leave the car running.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Like in the first five.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's like, what am I? What what movie am I at?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Midsummer with Lawrence Few, Ford's Pugh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty troubling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, very good. Well, let's go around the horn. Here we have Willie G. Willie's on his way to the Commonwealth of Kentucky with Greg Hahn, beginning a stint of shows at the Caravan this evening.

[Pat Godwin]

Gonna be fun, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. We had Mr. Hahn in here the last couple of days.

[Chick McGee]

And if you say Commonwealth when you come to Willie's show, you won't be allowed in.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true, Tom. Weird policy.

[Tom Griswold]

It is weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just think it's respectful. Is it? To refer to it as the Commonwealth.

[Chick McGee]

Of Kentucky doesn't seem bloated in the least to you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I'm trying to remember. Am I correct in saying that Kentucky does not yet have the legal marijuana?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think they do. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't they.

[Chick McGee]

Are they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't they doing maybe the medical. I get so confused because I heard an interesting thing about Midwestern marijuana sales. The state of Indiana does not have legal pot. However, Illinois does. Michigan does. Ohio does. All surrounding the state. And there's a. There's a relatively small town called New Buffalo, Michigan. It's beautiful right there in Lake Michigan. I've been there, highly recommend it. But they're now referring to it as New Puffalo. Anybody heard about this? Because apparently there are a couple dozen. What do they call them, Dispensers? Dispensaries. Thank you. Right there. And apparently a lot of folks are coming across the border, buying their goods and then driving back to the other state south of there, if you know what I'm saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, sure. Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So one might think that perhaps the legislature in said state would go, wait a minute. Because apparently it's millions upon millions of dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Shara, are you. It is Shara, right? Not Shara.

[Shara Lasley]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Shara. Do you like the weed?

[Shara Lasley]

Are you guys cops?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, yes.

[Shara Lasley]

Okay, then no. I hate it, but cops love us.

[Tom Griswold]

We can do whatever we want.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, okay. Well, then, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how many hit and runs I've had? They don't even keep count.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Are you. Are you? I think.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Josh, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a fair question, and you don't have to necessarily answer in English. No, no. You do like the pot. Have you ever imbibed?

[Shara Lasley]

I. I do on occasion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay, cool.

[Shara Lasley]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeffrey, it's not a secret that you're like.

[Chick McGee]

What he wants to say is. I mean, look at it.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy looks like a walking joint.

[Pat Godwin]

You do have a shirt. You're literally wearing a shirt where it's bigfoot at various stages of his day. He's got a stick and bindle. He's by the fire.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That is.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a stoner shirt for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

So Jeffrey and I were having lunch the other day. Day. And I was.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, Jeff. That's gotta be a tough hour.

[Tom Griswold]

He gives me a treat once a week. I like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

So can you tell the story you told me?

[Tom Griswold]

Which one?

[Bob Kevoian]

The one about a friend of yours who had gone to a dispensary and was driving back and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they got busted. Well, you know, first off, congratulations on getting a story out while you were at lunch with him. How did that happen?

[Chick McGee]

That is almost unheard of on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Phone, since I never. None of you are blessed enough to get to do it. Here's what.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. We're too savvy to go. We've been through it.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom will ask you a question, and then while you're answering, he eats all of his food and then sits there like, what's taking you so long on your food?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you feel super rushed and you get all your food to go.

[Chick McGee]

It is an experience having lunch with it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I had a friend who. Who had drove to another state and came back and of course they pulled him over and he got busted and they arrested him.

[Shara Lasley]

Was the pull over because he was like, coming over the car?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They said, they go, dude, we just saw you pass us a half an hour ago and now you're coming back this way. We know what you're doing.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to be careful. That's why whenever I go there, regular car, when I drive back, my same car, put a mustache on the front, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

That way no one knows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very good, Very good. I'll pass that on to my friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's not legal to go there and buy it, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's legal to go there and buy it. It's just not legal to come back home with it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're crossing state lines. You're using highways. Sometimes those are federally funded. You can get in a lot of trouble for doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the main thing with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they? Cause I was in a dispensary in Colorado not too long ago, grabbing something for one of my sons, and they asked for my id.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you don't have to have an in state ID then. So if you're in Michigan, anybody can buy it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but they limit how much you're allowed to buy. If you're out of state.

[Shara Lasley]

They do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Shara Lasley]

How much is that limit?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea because I don't do that. But I do know they.

[Bob Kevoian]

During the break, you'll get like.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't give you the exact.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a 4 ounces of flour. It's 2 ounces of natural.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. Like, you can't go up and buy, like, half a pound of weed. And like, they won't sell it to you. Do you think? I don't know if weed is legal in Kansas for the sake of this scenario. It isn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Missouri it is. Right, that's true. Colorado it is. That's if you're going from St. Louis to Denver, you buy weed in Missouri, you're driving through Kansas where it's not legal, but you're just driving through. You can still get busted. Oh, you're going. Okay, okay, Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. And you can't take it on an airplane even if you're going from a legal place to a legal place place. Right. Yeah, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can.

[Pat Godwin]

Cannot.

[Shara Lasley]

No, but you physically probably can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you can. I'm sorry. I meant without getting off the plane, getting cuffed peanut butter and subsequent coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Grounds.

[Tom Griswold]

If you fly with a jar of peanut butter. Now, aren't they just going. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Real uptick in peanut butter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love this week.

[Tom Griswold]

I just gotta have my.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeff, you gotta bring the jelly and the bread to throw them off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay, well, so new puffalo. And then presumably I. I would assume then if places adjacent to Illinois have a similar. Yeah, because I know in certain states that you have illegal fireworks. Yeah, no, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a perfect way to put it. It's like when you're in one of those states and you get close to the border and there's fireworks and cigarettes. That's state minimum all of a sudden, because the state over has higher taxes. It's that exact same thing, just the other way around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there like, a really cool state where, as you're approaching, every billboard is for something illegal? On the one you're leaving, coming. Tax free cigarettes, tax free liquor.

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty close. The Michigan, Indiana, Illinois triangle. There's a lot of low cigarettes, marijuana, fireworks. Yeah, it's all around there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a party pretty much. If you're by a border, you're having a good time, you're blowing stuff up and you're getting the bong ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You're blowing off your fingers, getting stoned, and the next sign is for a billboard for the hospital where they can sew your fingers back. Okay, good. We glad we covered all of that. Coming up, we're going to talk to our first winner in our in our Pigskin pick them competition and I will urge you to get your picks in today before the game starts this evening. At stake each week is a 500 gift certificate from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Just go to bob and tom.com/contest to get yourself dialed in. Right now let's check in with Chick regarding simply say simply safe.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up, it'll be Chick McGee at the sports desk. Plus we're going to talk to our winner and get to the shoe in of the week sometime this morning. Also comedian Al Jackson and more. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Shara Lasley]

When did making plans get this complicated? It's time to streamline with WhatsApp, the secure messaging app that brings the whole group together.

[Chick McGee]

Use polls to settle dinner plans, send event invites and pin messages so no.

[Shara Lasley]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the SILAC Insurance news desk. It's Cheryl Lasley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

In for Christy Lee, who's in Vegas to see the wizard of Oz, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Patrick. Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee and. Hello. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

And to clarify, the wizard of Oz. She's not actually getting to see the Wizard?

[Tom Griswold]

No. If you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. She's gonna see the movie at the. The new version featured at the Sphere.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our guest is Cheryl. Lastly, sitting in for Christie, because once again, Christie's at the Sphere watching the wizard of Oz today. She'll be back tomorrow with a full report. I'm sure looking forward to that. Coming up, we're going to talk with Paul Sugars, who is our first winner this year, this season in our pigskin competition. You can enter that right now by going to bob and tom.com contest. Make your picks. Each week we give away a $500 gift certificate from our buddy Stephen Singer at Stephen Singer Jewelers. Peruse the catalog at I hate stevensinger.com Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

System of a Down.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry?

[Tom Griswold]

System of a Down.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's the band. Sugar. Is that the guy with the. With the Armenian?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Serge Tankian.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that it OR ERA Procedure?

[Chick McGee]

Nope, that's a coach at Notre Dame.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, sorry. I was close. Speaking of which, Chick McGee is at the sports desk. What's happening? Happening?

[Chick McGee]

Any Cubs fans in the room? Anybody? All right. They clinched the playoff slot last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good for them.

[Chick McGee]

What's the problem, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

I like the Cardinals, and they weren't particularly good this year.

[Chick McGee]

And NFL News, jets quarterback Justin Fields has been ruled out for Sunday's game against Tampa Bay with a concussion. Boy, did you see this tackle? His head, it snapped back and hit the ground. Oh, man, that's. That's just a concussion waiting to happen. Coach AA Ron Glenn announced the decision that Fields will not play yesterday. He is in concussion protocol and commander's quarterback. I'm sorry. Washington football team quarterback. Sweet baby. Jaden Daniels will not practice earlier than tomorrow. He's cover recovering from an injured knee. Left knee, Right knee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Winnie, I think it's his left, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Looks like Marcus Mariota, who's just a. God, I love that guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Handsome, tall, Hawaiian.

[Chick McGee]

So handsome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see that? Did you see Ace cheer when you mentioned the injury? Because Ace, of course, is.

[Chick McGee]

You have to pay attention in that direction.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

Really irritating. He exists. And the WNBA last night, Mariota says.

[Tom Griswold]

He'S Hawaiian But Kenyan, we all know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're a Mariota truther. Yeah, I forgot about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not fooling anybody, Punk.

[Chick McGee]

Phoenix evens everything in the D. Mariota. 86, 60 over New York, Minnesota over Golden State. Last night they do away with the Valkyries. 75, 74 in the WNBA playoffs.

[Tom Griswold]

You like the song Ride of the Valkyries?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's heavy stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember in Apocalypse Now?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great. Great placement.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. That's one of the. That movie has great music placement. The Doors.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is the. This is the end as they're napalming the trees. Oh, my gosh. Powerful stuff, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

How did you hear. There is a. There's a documentary coming out about the making of Coppola's newest movie. That was the huge bomb.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's called Mega Doc.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, about the.

[Tom Griswold]

About Megapolis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Which is a total financial disaster, man.

[Tom Griswold]

He loves it. You're right. Nothing makes him happier.

[Chick McGee]

He almost salivates.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He almost drool forms at the corner of his mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

Was a giant favorite thing. Loving people who did everything right. Who went to all the right consultants and then everything just went bad. He loves that.

[Chick McGee]

Huge flaw. So hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Freud.

[Chick McGee]

Heaven's Gate. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

The World cup of Grave digging. I'm doing this story under protest.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Under protest.

[Chick McGee]

The World cup of Grave Digging took place in a small Hungarian city earlier this month. Reports are cemetery in Sexard saw gravediggers from Hungary, Serbia, the Czech Republic and Russia all. They dominate this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's the big four of grave digging.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think about it. The Russians have had a lot of practice going.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's more mass grave digging.

[Tom Griswold]

This is all awful.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I didn't like that. I played in that one. I should have stayed back on that one.

[Chick McGee]

They all went shovel to shovel in the country competition.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Participants were tasked with digging a grave that was five and a half feet deep. That doesn't seem right. Two and a half feet wide, six.

[Tom Griswold]

And a half feet long.

[Bob Kevoian]

The coyotes are going to dig up Sven.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Why is. Why? Why? That's just why.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Why are they doing this?

[Chick McGee]

Why am I telling people they did it? Why can't we just let it go?

[Pat Godwin]

There's like a competition for everything. There's like window film, squeegee applying competition.

[Chick McGee]

We go.

[Pat Godwin]

Every industry has a competition for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

They had to dig a grave five and a half feet deep, two and a half feet wide, six and a half feet long and under two hours. And then they had to backfill the grave in just 15 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there any. Were there any like. So it's all these Russians and Hungarians and Yugoslavians. Was there one Italian guy in a dirty suit? I. I got these all I got.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now when they, when they have to backfill it to be fair, do they put a casket in there?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, Tom. Okay, this is your story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just trying to exist.

[Tom Griswold]

Is backfilling part of the competition?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. They gotta fill it right back up.

[Chick McGee]

The winners.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go. Now we got here we have a photograph.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a boy. That's a hard working sexton. My money is on the guy in the back with the backhoe. I think is gonna dominate.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, they're doing. They're doing it by hand with shovels.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I said, my money's on Luigi Vinatori. He's dug holes in 48 of the 50 states. You know, I. Digging a hole isn't as hard as you would think. Like, it is, but it like once you get going. Once I, once I learned how to dig a hole properly while I was landscaping, I was like, man, it would not be hard to like bury somebody. Like, it's an efficient way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a second. Chicken, I want you to keep this in the down low.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but to hold a normal tree root ball, like you have to dig a hole big enough, you could easily put your ex in the bottom and put a tree on top of her.

[Chick McGee]

I need to talk easy.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, this competition, did you see how many participants there were?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it looked like a dozen or so.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been to their country. There's nothing else to do. Yeah, it's either that or stare at the same old castle.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sure is old.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh boy. Yeah, I shot a hammer movie there once. Oh, is that right?

[Chick McGee]

The title was won by Laszlo Kiss and Robert Nagy. The Hungarians posted a time of 1:33:20. Defending their championship, first place last year.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to go next year, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I don't want to read this next year. I don't want to. I don't want to know anything about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The again, the World cup of grave digging.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of disappointed fans. They were expecting that monster trip truck. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they did not see that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ever seen Gravedigger?

[Pat Godwin]

Much less fun.

[Al Jackson]

This.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love those monster trucks.

[Chick McGee]

I know those are. I know you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a little miniature one for a while there. Not sure what happened to it when.

[Chick McGee]

You were a kid. Or just last week.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, for the boys when they were younger.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, school.

[Tom Griswold]

They sold it for weed. Everything you gave Willie and Sam, they. They sold for weed.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, we didn't steal. That's not true. We stole his money to buy weed. We would never sell our own things. We at each other until they broke.

[Tom Griswold]

I have three brothers. You're exactly right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my gosh. You know, he. This is a signed baseball by Chipper Jones boys whipping it right at his head. Immediately.

[Chick McGee]

A pair of grannies took to the skies to help raise money for their old folks home. I don't know why this is sports, but apparently skydiving is a sport. Is that your. Of course. Okay. According to reports, 85 year old Joan Small and 75 year old Liz Lord went skydiving and managed to raise over $8,000. I'll give you eight grand to just not do this.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

The pair jumped in tandem with instructors landing safely after a free fall from over 10,008. The event drew crowds of supporters and generated thousands of dollars in donations. The women said they had no fear and incur. Well, of course they're 85 others not to let age stop them from pursuing adventure. The women said money raised will provide music therapy and sleep machine.

[Tom Griswold]

So Tom, did their shoots open?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I think so. Why?

[Tom Griswold]

To the. To the chagrin of the. The viewers down.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're probably pretty happy to be. Because when you do that I'm trying to think you're. They're the guys in back of you, right? The instructor.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. And you're. Have you done this, Shara? I have.

[Shara Lasley]

Have, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh really? You've done the tandem skydive?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. I got my boyfriend at the time for his 21st birthday, took us skydiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

It was terrifying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did he do it too? Yeah, yeah. Did he do a tan where he do a solo?

[Shara Lasley]

We both did tandem. If you do solo you have to do like an 8 to 12 hour class or something. But if you do tandem, you just sign some paperwork.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It's a 12 hours. I bet people. I'd like to do more.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to really have it down. Was so. It was terrifying.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh yeah, yeah. I, I got it filmed. Otherwise I wouldn't have. I wouldn't remember any of it. And I'm definitely more afraid of it now that I've done it.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting. So it's not one of those things you're like, oh, I gotta try it again.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. I mean maybe for some people but like every molecule in my body was like, don't do this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So the guy on your back, can you feel his erection?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, that might have been. That might be why I blacked out. Yeah. I don't know if it was the free faller.

[Tom Griswold]

I was always curious.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I mean, if I did it. If I did it. I'm wondering if the guy in back of me could feel his suit being soiled. I could. I just couldn't do it.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, it's scary. I'm more afraid of bungee jumping, though, just because that feels like it's always going to end in a. In an injury. Like you're always going to hurt your neck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there was a time you did that, right? No.

[Chick McGee]

You did the swim, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but there was a time I can remember going to the classic outdoor venues. Every rock concert. Ace, you remember this. Every time you'd go walking in, there was a bungee set up there. And that went away. So I'm guessing there must have been, you know, Jack's 200 foot jump. Jump. Bungee jump, where they use the 205 foot cord.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that put that out of business. But I can remember every concert you'd go to, they were there with the bungee jump dump and the crane that has disappeared.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. I feel like it was much more popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Super popular.

[Bob Kevoian]

It must be an insurance thing or.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little too tricky, but. Yeah, I couldn't do that either. I did the Swing of death.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've done both of those. They're both horrifying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you. You did the bungee?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was. That was scarier than the swing for me. But the thing I didn't like about the swing because I've done it like three times because we had one at Six Flags and I used to be able to do it for free, is I didn't want to be the guy pulling the cord to release you because I was afraid I was going to rip the vest wide open and we'd just all plummet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

It's valid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. The guy. Yeah. There are two cords. This one releases the vest. Don't touch that one. Wait a minute. Mark that one in red or something. I gotta.

[Shara Lasley]

Man, you'd be great at. You know, have you seen those videos where they have the bungee jumping and the people that run the thing, like, like play games with the people that are about to fall? Like, they try to freak them out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, let me just double check this.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they hit release.

[Shara Lasley]

Awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice. Yeah. No, no, thank you in any event. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

No. Are you kidding me? Stupid. World records. A man has set the Guinness World Record for the fastest circumnavigation swim around Manhattan island while wearing handcuffs.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? This is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Michael Moreau. So it's just a dog paddle if you're wearing handcuffs? Unless he's handcuffed behind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wonder what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Let's find out together.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Michael Moreau swam the almost 30 miles around the island of Manhattan in 9 hours 41 minutes, 46 seconds, all while his wrists were cuffed together.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael Moreau, your body ashore.

[Chick McGee]

No answer there. Let's see. Moreau became the first person in the world swim around Manhattan island, his wrist chained. Also claimed the record for the farthest distance swimming wearing handcuffs.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, great.

[Chick McGee]

He said the most unexpected condition that I had to adapt to occurred many corpses. I had to swim circles managing the push of the current in order to wait for the two commuter ferries to leave and arrive at their dock in southern Manhattan.

[Tom Griswold]

We're leaving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, stop.

[Chick McGee]

If he was handcuffed behind, I could see the challenge. But if he was handcuffed in front, it'd just be like a dog paddle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right. But still, you're in the Hudson river and the east river and the Harlem River.

[Pat Godwin]

Also, how did no one call the cops? How did not one woman on a run by the water go, oh, there's a man swimming with handcuffs on. He escaped from Rikers. I'm calling the police right now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Yeah, I think it'd be really rough. How do you not get disease?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Swimming. Swimming in that. In those rivers. That would be my issue with that. But I don't know, maybe you get a bunch of shots before you go in all the sewage and the water and stuff. But there. There's a. There's a lot of traffic in those.

[Tom Griswold]

There is. It's gotta be. That had to have been scary.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I guess the Guinness people are now allowing records where you can get killed. There's another one coming up about a guy that. That has the world record for pushing a car while he's on fire. What? Did you see that one?

[Chick McGee]

Pushing a car while he's on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Who even. Why is that even a record of anything?

[Bob Kevoian]

Puts on one of those fire suits, then sets himself on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Then start a fire suit. That's cheating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Put yourself on real fire. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it everyday life negotiating that enough for some people? I'm going to set myself on fire and push a car. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe we need to get a record for skipping stones. With handcuffs on combined. Yesterday's stone skipping record coming up. We have a chimpanzees in the wild. We have a quasi moon that has just been discovered in our universe. In fact, it's right here in our solar system.

[Tom Griswold]

It's no moon. It's a space station.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll find out for sure when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Sarah Lasley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. Chick.

[Chick McGee]

And Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

And Willie Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, good morning.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. Arnold. Hello. Not sure what's wrong with OSU. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Jim Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. What do you got going on over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

I had questions for Oscar. Jeff's a great man, a great dad, great comedian. He's, he's well traveled. And we were discussing the so called dispensaries, which is the classy way to say marijuana store, pot store, reefer, retail, whatever. Dispensary has kind of a medical feel, if you will. Are they allowed to give them crazy names? Like the way when you're driving, we were talking about, you're driving down the road, you're about to enter a new state. They've got legal fireworks and you know, three fingers Larry's fireworks or Wild Man Larry.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they Papa Petey's Purple Haze Shack or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Nervous Charlie's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Or do they go with, do they try to keep them sort of semi medical sounding?

[Tom Griswold]

I. The ones I've seen are all like medical.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it kind of sounds like a spa. Like cura Leaf is one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. So they don't, they don't go like Hendrix albums back in the day in.

[Pat Godwin]

Colorado, it was more the Wild West. When I was out there in college, like 2011, they were called Trill. There was one called Terrapin Care Station. Kind of referencing the Grateful Dead. I always thought that was cool. But, yeah, now they're pretty more kind of just down the middle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. And again, they're calling it New Puffalo. And you love Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

I just love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think it's. It.

[Tom Griswold]

I could.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's interesting. It's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't me. Just for the record.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like a pun, and it involves the state of Michigan. It's so far up his alleys, he's never gonna drop that.

[Chick McGee]

I hate everything about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we're all in agreement.

[Chick McGee]

But he'll keep doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just glad I'm not worse for us.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Than when somebody talks to Tom away from here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Him just ringing the something to impress one server at a weird restaurant. It's just an uphill battle. It always has been.

[Pat Godwin]

Whenever he goes, oh, my gosh, I have to tell you about something, I just go, what's it going to be? Is it going to be something completely pretentious or is it going to be something I told him about two years ago? Yeah, and usually it's something I told.

[Tom Griswold]

Him about two years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good. I try not to be too pretentious around you.

[Pat Godwin]

Dumb it down a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you for that. Have we completed our sports broadcast? Yes, we have, but can I urge people to.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe forever can I urge people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check out our pigskin pics competition.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we know you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

By. By going to bobandtom.com contest, you could win yourself a $500 gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. And every week we do this. Just pick the winners. You don't even have to go against the spread. Chick McGee has made his announcements on your Insta.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, the. The Chick McGee on Instagram. Go ahead, enjoy yourself.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be talking to our winner of last week, Paul Sugars.

[Chick McGee]

All right, right now, how far does he live from New Puffalo? South of there. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's my understanding he is. I believe he is from Jeffersonville, Indiana.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so he's south of New Puffalo.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's way south, yeah. He's an entire state away. He can probably get his weed in Ohio. Should he be of that persuasion? Not that you have to be persuaded.

[Tom Griswold]

I got $30 check. Where do I want to put it?

[Chick McGee]

This way, $30. The absolute lock. You mean the lock of the week.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the lock of the week?

[Chick McGee]

It may very well be tonight. And the Buffalo Bills hosting the Miami Dolphins. And the Dolphins are getting 12.

[Tom Griswold]

And put my money on the Buffalo.

[Chick McGee]

Bills to cover big time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Dolphins are kind of in a mess, and their head coach could be fired as I'm talking. Wow. Anytime.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He's on his. His seat is red hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought we would do a little bit of Today in History because I have a little bit of a quiz for you.

[Chick McGee]

Time now for A Little bit of Today in History because Tom has a quiz for us. I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm hoping Josh picks up on this.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's about books or plays or something boring.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a second.

[Pat Godwin]

Thinking cap.

[Bob Kevoian]

We should probably explain to our guest, sheriff. Josh reads books.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, wow. Brag about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just happens to, you know, try to drop the names.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a television, but it only holds books.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I hate. I hate you so much.

[Tom Griswold]

I took out the guts and I just put books in.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know that. You know, there's someone that has. That.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody must.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the boob tube. That's where I keep all my Vonnegut, babe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, it was on this date in 1964 that this program appeared for the first time. And I'm going to play the audio. This. Cher, this is just for you.

[Chick McGee]

Today in 1964.

[Bob Kevoian]

Four. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. This is a. This is a pretty easy one, and I. I think you're gonna get this. Share.

[Al Jackson]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Who are you asking this to?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, what are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

But at first it was Josh, but now it's not Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, the part two is for Josh.

[Shara Lasley]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Gosh, you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are just like a toddler.

[Tom Griswold]

You're exhausting.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody give him a bottle and put him to bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Put him to bed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you been talking to Kelly? Okay, here we go. Here it is. Oh, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Sorry, I gotta get.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Marconi falls off the shelf.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, she'll get this.

[Shara Lasley]

The Adams family.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How odd that I mentioned this earlier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah, it is funny.

[Chick McGee]

That was very odd.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this is a.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it's. It is one of the greatest television shows ever made. That's not the case.

[Chick McGee]

That's not the case.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

If they slapped it together, they. John.

[Bob Kevoian]

John Astin is a brilliant actor. You might remember him from west side Story where he's running the dance at the gym. Or perhaps from I'm Dickens, He's Fenster.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now you're just trying to be awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

But here's my question for you. Or not question, Josh, are you aware of something interesting about the Addams Family? It was in black and White on television.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But there was something unusual about what they had to do when a show was filmed in black and white. You know what that is?

[Tom Griswold]

They actually wore sort of greenish makeup.

[Bob Kevoian]

The. The makeup and the sets had to be in crazy colors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they'd get the contrast on a. With when they had to film it in black and white.

[Tom Griswold]

Boring. Boy, that's boring.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess my financing of Josh's quote unquote script has just gone down. The quote unquote pooper.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know you were still in. I thought you hated hardcore porn.

[Chick McGee]

The hell of an idea, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Tom is working on a book. Is that what you.

[Pat Godwin]

Things to ruin a dinner party?

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah. In 64, not a lot of people had color TVs.

[Chick McGee]

There's more.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just think it's kind of interesting that when they would bring the executives to the set of the Addams Family, they wanted. They also wanted to impress them. So they made a real effort to make sure that. But it wasn't impressive enough because it only ran a couple seasons.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Same with the Munsters. They sort of cannibalized each other.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Around. It was a weird thing, but another golden era of television. You had the Munsters and the Addams Family.

[Pat Godwin]

Look, if you loved creepy family TV shows, that was the time for you.

[Tom Griswold]

To pee a lot. If you wanted thinly veiled civil rights stories. Because it was. There was some of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like infighting. Was there, like. No, I'm. I'm a Munsters guy. I hate the Adams family.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they're on board for both of them. Yeah, they were both great.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember when the TV Guide stopped indicating shows that were in color.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

And switched to indicating shows that were in black and white?

[Tom Griswold]

Was it later than we would guess? It was like 84.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I. It's about the time I thought it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would guess 72.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody else?

[Bob Kevoian]

71.

[Shara Lasley]

74.

[Chick McGee]

It's August of 72.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you a fan of Cheers and Jeers in the TV guys?

[Chick McGee]

I was the thumbs up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thumbs down. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom Shale.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Do they still print TV Guide?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do. Does it come with a phone book and a Yellow Pages?

[Chick McGee]

Big.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Used to be like this. Oh, that's no good for your collectors. They got to change shelves and such. I went through the same thing with Slit.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second.

[Bob Kevoian]

What.

[Chick McGee]

What was the name of that magazine?

[Shara Lasley]

I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, did you get the did you. Did you get the English version?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, we got to do more history quickly. While I'm at it, I Dream of Jeannie premiered on NBC in 1965. Now, that was in color, right? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Black and white. Oh, okay. But it definitely was in color, some of it. I was a Bewitched guy. Give me a Elizabeth Montgomery.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I completely agree.

[Tom Griswold]

She was never in school.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know who this guy is? Willie, this is for you. In 1971. Yeah. This guy released a product. I believe he. I believe he's recently deceased. His name is Momofuku. Ando.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, is the ramen guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a really good restaurant called Momofuku. I think I said that, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Yeah. Boy, that sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Momofugu. Sound Japanese for mother.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was gonna say that's. This is a live Doors in Japan album where Jim Morrison. Mother. Yeah, that's. That's very good. Very good. And then this is for ace. Ace. In 1983, Kiss made their first appearance unmasked. Where?

[Tom Griswold]

MTV.

[Bob Kevoian]

MTV is the correct answer. Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

J.J. jackson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I. That. You know, you're padding your part. I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

JJ Jackson, the vj.

[Chick McGee]

You started it. Yeah. Way to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Thank you. Happy birthday. 1951, on this date. Dee Dee Ramone. Do you know who that is? Shara?

[Shara Lasley]

I do not. Of the Ramones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Hot girl in the Ramones.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's cute, by the way. The Ramon. Ramon was not their real name. His real name was Douglas Colvin.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, you're. That's another fact for this coffee book of yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they were. They were. They were fake brothers, you know, like, See, Thomas Howell and Soul Man.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did like that. I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I made it less fun before that.

[Tom Griswold]

That movie's just misunderstood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but see, Thomas Howell is a terrific actor.

[Tom Griswold]

He really is.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this makes me sad. 1961, James Gandolfini, the greatest. Yeah. From Sopranos. Gandolfini means fat dolphin. Right.

[Chick McGee]

That's very important.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wizard.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's see. Lance Armstrong, born in the state of 1971. I kind of feel like I'm right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Oh, you're one.

[Bob Kevoian]

One ball. And that's pretty much it for today in history. Thank you for joining us. Oh, the great Jason Sudeikis, born in the state in 75. I love that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He is great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Terrific. Okay, coming up, we have alligators in the news. We are going to talk to Al Jackson this morning. We're going to also talk with Paul Sugars, our winner in last week's competition. Once Again, go to bobandtom.com contest. Pick your winners. You could get a Stephen Singer gift certificate. It's well worth the effort. Just take you a few minutes. Also coming up, we have donkeys in the news, chimpanzees in the news, alligators in the news, and fyre festival update for you. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube [e-mail], it's not just about window treatments. It's about you. Your style, your space, your way. Whether you DIY or want the pros to handle it all, you'll have the confidence of knowing it's done right. From free expert design help to our 100% satisfaction guarantee, everything we do is made to fit your life and your windows. [e-mail], the only thing we treat better than windows is you. Visit blinds.com now for up to 45 off site wide plus a professional measure at no cost. Rules and restrictions apply. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. @ the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Shara. Lastly, hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Osk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes sir.

[Chick McGee]

And it is pronounced Oscar. There's Willie Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Chick McGee. Chick's pics are posted right now on his Insta the Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

You are so, so hip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that the hip way to say it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's the cool way to do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Insta ig the Graham is that also the. I don't no Graham for you guys. Maybe something a little bit different.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a drug joke, guys. Cuz we're all drug addicts in his eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Comes in grabs. I wasn't sure who this guy was. I was. I when we were doing today in history. Oh, I was doing some birthdays and do you know who this guy is? He calls himself Eggs Zibit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yes. Yeah. Wait, did you pronounce it with an E?

[Bob Kevoian]

G?

[Tom Griswold]

It is not Eggs.

[Pat Godwin]

You said it was like a fancy Benedict.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's definitely X Ibit.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, I know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's not Exhibit.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why you're saying it like that. I mean, is it spelled out like that?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's spelled here. X, Z, I, B, I, T. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So that was a choice, then.

[Tom Griswold]

So not eggs at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's exhibit.

[Pat Godwin]

The eggs. Exhibit sounds like something. The Egg Zibit sounds like it's at the fair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Go to the Egg Zibit. They have little eggs. They have big eggs.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's chickens running around the program. Pimp My Ride. Oh, yeah. Now, I never saw that. What was the gist of that thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you would take a car and you would put it out on the street and people could ride in it, and then you got all the money.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, I saw a different show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that.

[Pat Godwin]

You'd have, like, a car. You'd be like a skateboarder, say. And then they'd be like, we're gonna take your car and we're gonna put a ramp in the back of it, and we're gonna put skateboards in the dashboard. So you and your friends can always have a skateboard. They would, like, do up these cars, but it would be really silly and very impractical. It was fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it wasn't strictly getting cars for pimps.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It wasn't some crazy charity program. Cars for Pimps.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Well, yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I bet we often see them walking with canes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they have that on npr. We give people announcements. If you're. You don't trade in your car, give it to us and we'll.

[Tom Griswold]

1-877-Cars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that may be a very good program, but there's nothing that makes me change the channel faster than hearing that jingle.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of my favorite songs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, it was his birthday. Mr. Ex Zibit.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you heard Godsmack's cover of 1-800-1-877 Cars for Kids?

[Bob Kevoian]

Does it slap?

[Pat Godwin]

I think that's nice, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. And then this guy. I didn't. Luis Nazario de Lima.

[Chick McGee]

I like the way you're saying it, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's known as Ronaldo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. He signed a new contract. Right, the soccer player.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I thought that was the Spanish. Ronald McDonald. No, it's. Oh, yeah, you're right. Football. Football.

[Tom Griswold]

Football.

[Chick McGee]

He's F, U T, B O L. Yeah, football.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's also known as El Phenomeno.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the phenomenon.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's emaciated. He's. He's hungry. El Famine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know whether soccer. I don't know whether paying so much. It says here he's a striker. Well, hell, if he's not going to work, why pay him all that? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

How did I know you'd be on management side?

[Bob Kevoian]

How did I know? Okay, it's time to check in with the. With, I was going to say with the news gal. She's sitting in for Christy Lee. Sheriff lastly is here with us.

[Tom Griswold]

How cute he is. He's nervous.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the SILAC Insurance news desk. What have you got over there?

[Shara Lasley]

All right, we've got a woman in Florida who saved her dog from the clutches of an alligator. Danny Wright told WTSP that she took her puppy Dax for a walk along a creek behind her house. When she, quote, heard a squeal and got pulled, she recalled the alligator had Dax by his collar and dragged him. Ms. Wright said she punched the five foot long reptile repeatedly until it let go of her puppy, though it did bite her arm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Shara Lasley]

Trappers responded and removed the gator. Ms. Wright and Dax are now recovering from their injuries.

[Bob Kevoian]

We get these stories pretty often. If you live in Florida or Georgia or Louisiana or Alabama near a pond like, like this, there are gators in them.

[Shara Lasley]

Are they just everywhere? I mean, in every body of water?

[Tom Griswold]

They kind of are.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you just. We had a great story a few years ago. Remember this one from South Carolina where they found this gigantic alligator and inside they found a dog tag and they called the guy and goes, yeah, I was, I was hunting there, whatever, 20 years ago. And the. I mean, sad for the dog, certainly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but, yeah, they, but they'll do that. So. Now, Pat, am I correct in saying you have a song about this? Yeah, I do. It's a little Jim Croce operator tribute and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but instead of operator, you say alligator.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do. I substitute the word operator brilliantly, by the way. So it's the same melody.

[Pat Godwin]

I see Alligator. Why'd you have to eat that dog? Oh, you have your own lake full of frogs and fishes. Living in fla. You get more brazen every day. How could you find a poodle so delicious? That's what we get for feeding you. Now you eat our pieces, pets. Give me the number of the gator hotline so I can call, get you out of my yard.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta go. And let go of old Flo. She's just walking her dog.

[Pat Godwin]

83 years old, skin like jerky I'm told. Go find a bass or an eel. Flo is not a tasty meal. Alligator. See how I did that? Why'd you have to eat old Flow?

[Tom Griswold]

Flow? We hardly knew you. Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I love that original song, too. Yeah, that Jim Croce, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a lot of do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that's rough. What about Rapid Roy, that stock car boy? How do you feel about that one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So he found a gimmick and just ran with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't mess with Jim.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad, bad, bad Leroy Brown. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. The rapid Roll, that stock cowboy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am not familiar with. I only like that.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know about Rapid Roy, the stock.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. Oh, I loved Operator, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. It's a nice song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's. It's one of those songs a little bit dated. No, no, no. They use payments, but it's not. Hello? It's not a dime anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to another adventure in boredom. Today.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm excited to find out about Rapid Roy, the stock boy.

[Chick McGee]

Stock car boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I doesn't work at a grocery store.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody stock shelves like Roy.

[Tom Griswold]

Fill that end cap with Mac and cheese.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I thought it was. All right. I don't remember. Here. Was that a hit? Yeah, it was sort of. I mean, it's not an album.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't think so, but it's. I think it's on his greatest hits. Actually, I thought maybe not.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he have a tragic end?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Car wreck. No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Airplane car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. And his.

[Tom Griswold]

Tomato. Tomato.

[Chick McGee]

See how I covered that? I'm a genius. Accident.

[Tom Griswold]

Accident. No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, coming up, we're going to review signs. Couples won't make it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, if he's banging the waiter, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think.

[Chick McGee]

He'S filling up the lady that brought the dessert cart.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a red flag.

[Bob Kevoian]

If your boyfriend is banging the waiter. Ladies, this one might not work.

[Tom Griswold]

This one might not work out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Shara Lasley]

Thank you so much for telling me that. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, look out. All great information. Thank you. Right now, I'm going to remind you about prize picks.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you very much, Chick. Real quick. Jim Croce update. Oh, I. I want. Because really, his. His number one streaming song is Is Time in a Bottle. You don't like that one? Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay. I mean, yeah, it's fine. You know, what am I.

[Chick McGee]

Where does a Rapid Roy the stock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's what I was looking for. Not on here.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. You've got your operator then. Bad. Bad Leroy Brown.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you're looking.

[Tom Griswold]

Licensing issues.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't Mess around with Jim.

[Tom Griswold]

Where does that come.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got a name. Don't Mess around with Jim. Comes in sixth, walking back to Georgia.

[Chick McGee]

It's not going to be on the top, but it's on there somewhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nowhere to be seen. The stock boy.

[Chick McGee]

Here it is right here. Rapid Roy, the stock car boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many? How many?

[Tom Griswold]

Found it immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, you got. It's on you. Don't mess around with Jim. Actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's from.

[Bob Kevoian]

No one's listening to it. I know it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just telling you it's not here. You don't mess around with Jim. Operator is on you don't mess around with Jim. Time at a bottle.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not saying it doesn't exist.

[Chick McGee]

No, you just said it doesn't exist. It's not on here, what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

And I went right to nowhere to be found.

[Chick McGee]

Nowhere to be found is what he said.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up. We have chimps.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, we are petty men.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't.

[Chick McGee]

That stock boy too much to believe? That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Coming back. We'll come back with more Rapid Roy stock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why wasn't that a hit? I'm outraged. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Shara Lasley]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Cheryl Lasley.

[Shara Lasley]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that dude. I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello. Hello. Tom. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

What are you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was looking for something. Getting ready.

[Chick McGee]

You must.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You're not doing this accidentally every time I introduce you? You're preoccupied.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I was hoping you'd take longer.

[Chick McGee]

You're preoccupied.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I was preoccupied. I was trying to find something.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a Jim Croce song, maybe?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't exist.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not available.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I mean, it just. It doesn't exist with respect to having a lot of people listening to it. According to the streaming numbers, it's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

It's not at the top five or whatever they put up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What's it called again? Roy Somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Rapid Roy, The Stock Car Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a message in Too Much to Believe. You know, we always got an extra pack of cigarettes. The road up to in his T shirt sleeve, he got a tattoo on his arm. Appropriation. He does have a little something.

[Chick McGee]

That was my favorite part of the song. He has a tattoo on one arm that says baby. And the other arm would just say, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I talked to him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, baby. And so Croce is kind of like a Harry Chapin. And then he would do these story songs. Yeah. Like bad.

[Chick McGee]

But they would be nine minutes long, you know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Like Taxi. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds like a good, nice little tune. I. I'll have to. Have to check that out.

[Pat Godwin]

The intro does kind of suck. It sounds like Chuck Barrier on the Campfire Acoustic. Yeah, it doesn't it is kind of odd.

[Bob Kevoian]

It.

[Chick McGee]

You think Chuck Berry ever like Chuck?

[Tom Griswold]

Barely like that.

[Chick McGee]

He likes campfires. You think Chuck Berry.

[Tom Griswold]

If somebody's taking a piss off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Better explain that.

[Chick McGee]

Better explain that.

[Tom Griswold]

I have faith in the audience.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. They know Chuck Berry up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coprophilia.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm trying to see. I wonder if this will play here. Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not what I wanted to hear. Oh, why does he have control?

[Tom Griswold]

That's not what we wanted to hear either.

[Chick McGee]

We've been doing that all day. This is the show that no one wanted.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, we're getting older. We just hopped like three decades.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a time machine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we're in the time machine.

[Tom Griswold]

What is this? Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I know, but I'm not signifying it with an answer.

[Tom Griswold]

Little Rascals. Incidental music.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what it's called, but it's the introduction to the Lawrence Welk show.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's because I just got this letter handed to me.

[Chick McGee]

Who handed him this? Who?

[Bob Kevoian]

Who? What?

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I know who and I will kill it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a big guy. It's gonna be hard. Dear Bob and Tom show. Yep. Thank you. Sorry to bother you at work.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am a violent sneezer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. On one occasion, I punch my.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I told the cops.

[Shara Lasley]

You still get a arrested for that. You can't blame the sneeze.

[Bob Kevoian]

Arthur. Thanks. Called domestic tissues. Arthur. Arthur, thanks for taking the time and trouble to write. I believe what just occurred would be considered slander.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Sue, Tom, he's got the money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because, Arthur, I'm not going to use your nickname, which is quite fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Punchy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was in the shower lathering up. I had just finished soaping and I love the way he. Somewhat poetic. I just finished soaping the muffler and the undercarriage.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was bent over washing my legs at that time. A violent toot ensued. Oh, and being bent over, I looked to my rear. It looked like a scene from the Lawrence Welk Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Bubbles.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had bubbles coming out of his ass.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That letter is. That is written for you, man.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, only things. He's got to be from Michigan, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't that be hilarious, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Does it say on the letter if he dictated that to his home nurse?

[Bob Kevoian]

Arthur. Arthur. Thank you very much. I. You can bother me at work anytime. Arthur. That'd be a great talent.

[Tom Griswold]

Farting bubbles.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd go see that Wouldn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If there were a comedian that for his, his last bit, of course I would got up there and you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do you want to see him with the wand to the butt or do you want to just see bubbles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming out the ladder? You just want to have the guy drop, trow, bend over for the audience and just bubbles coming right out his ass. Okay, hilarious. Hilarious. Everybody be walking to the park. Go. Going. Did you see that thing at the end?

[Chick McGee]

That tells you a lot about where we, where we are today as a show.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I hated that bit about that. That stock car racing guy with a tattoo.

[Chick McGee]

But I love the bubbles thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's not gonna let you have. Oh, thank you very much. A couple quick things in the studio. Willie G. On his way to the Commonwealth of Kentucky, Louisville, the Caravan tonight, tomorrow and Saturday with Greg Hahn. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I got tickets in my Instagram bio at Willie Griswold. Come hang out. You guys gonna be fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Jeff Oskay hanging out with us. Yeah, Jeff and I were talking off the air. Another story about. You can't say who this was because it wasn't you, but I'll tell it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care. So be careful driving, Willie. This happened to my father in law the other day. He's driving. They're taking roads down. They're taking small towns. They're going through small towns.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this because they're. They made an illegal purchase?

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't matter why. They're going through small towns, but they're going through small towns. They aren't taking major highways home. Okay. They're going through. They're taking a scenic drive home.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. US 31. I know exactly where they are.

[Tom Griswold]

So you are coming down the street and as it goes into a small town, the, the miles per hour drops down to 20.

[Pat Godwin]

A speed trap town, as they're called.

[Tom Griswold]

He does not drop down to 20. He is doing 35 and gets pulled over, over with his wife. And the cop comes up and was like, hey, you were doing 35. It drops to 20. And his wife goes, sorry, officer, it's not his fault. We were looking at a barn for sale off the side of the road here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And the cop goes, oh, so distracted driving as well. Gave him two tickets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But the punchline is the jokes on him because he had a ton of pop in the truck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why women should not be allowed in cars. That's the only thing you can learn from that.

[Pat Godwin]

That is the only mouth shot.

[Shara Lasley]

See yourself out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now. Shara, do you drive?

[Shara Lasley]

No, I have a driver. He's a joke.

[Pat Godwin]

What you said was sexist.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no, no. Now, part two. Can you drive a sticker shift?

[Shara Lasley]

You know what? I. I understand how, but I've only ever done it once, growing up in Iowa. Like, one of my guy friends showed me how, and I got to do it for a minute, but I don't think I could do it if I was, like, being chased by somebody.

[Bob Kevoian]

So if you're carjacking someone and.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah. Whenever I steal cars, I definitely always get automatic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, That's a good move. You got. You got it. You got to be picky. Cheryl Aslee is sitting in for Christy Lee today. Once again, Christie's gone to see the wizard of Oz in Vegas at the Sphere. You got a stack of news over there. Feel free to read one of them. What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't talk about pissing your money away.

[Bob Kevoian]

A movie we've all seen.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you it's gonna be really cool. She's gonna drop some ass. 3, $200.

[Bob Kevoian]

On a big screen.

[Shara Lasley]

This fear is like the. All the way around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. It's. It's a globe. I went there.

[Chick McGee]

Never get that money back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went there to see. I went there to see the Eagles. It was really interesting. Really cool. Great sound, this. They've. They've shortened the movie by about half an hour. They've taken out one of the better songs, but it should be interesting, I guess. They're flying monkeys and all the stuff. Oh, wow. Christy will give us a full report. And I. I know Christy well enough to note that there's no way she's not going to find a gaming table, even though they're only there for a few hours because she's coming back tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't realize she liked the gambling that much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, you know what she was talking about? About she had, like, a bunch of craps tips and stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like everyone. She has, quote, unquote, a system.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, there's so much going on in craps. How do you have a sister? I have to learn that game every time I play it, and then I am very lucky and usually win.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, it has to be somebody else's dime, though. You guys gotta bankroll me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, then I'll win for you. Christie's pretty good at it, so we'll. I have a feeling she's gonna find herself. Herself a crap stable and.

[Shara Lasley]

All.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, so then it won't be money. She'll never get back. Josh. She'll come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you think she's going to pay for a trip at least?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the way to go. You take the cost of the trip, you put it on black 28.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy, did you go?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Did Andy go with Christy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Andy. Yeah, I had to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pain in the ass. I'm down at Nudes on Ice, though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? That's a hell of a show. Those girls, they really bring it every night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No matter what time of day, they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bring it every day.

[Chick McGee]

Now that I think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Multiple times.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's got to be hard. Hard on the news.

[Chick McGee]

I've been here for 36 hours.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cher. Let's get to the news. What do you got over there?

[Shara Lasley]

All right, from Ask Reddit, a user asked. What just screams, this couple isn't going to make it. Here are some examples when they've only been dating for three months, but have already had plenty of ups and downs. Like any relationship people, they'll say, we've.

[Bob Kevoian]

Already had some ups and downs, but we're gonna make it.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. I mean, I guess if they're, you know, if you're, like, over 40 and you have some ups and downs in the first three months, you know, you just gotta stick in there, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I think if you're over 40, even you have upset, you're out. Oh, yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Different experience.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You're gonna go, I've been down this road before. No way. I'm done.

[Shara Lasley]

Okay, well, we'll have to dive into that.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say if you are sharing a Facebook account, you. You guys, there's been some cheating, and it's probably not gonna last much longer. Oh, you think that's a sign? A symptom of something that's already gone wrong? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll find us. You'll find us at Dave and Regina.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah. The couple.

[Tom Griswold]

Whenever I see that, I'm like, huh? Which one are you?

[Chick McGee]

Cheated.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I think. Every time, like, you see a shared account. Right. Isn't that what you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, because they're looking up people.

[Tom Griswold]

I am so not. I think. Oh, that's. That's very sweet. Someone wants to be able to check the messages.

[Chick McGee]

You're not ready to go to that next level in a relationship. Yes. You stay right where you are. It's lovely being on a.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are the signs that you. What? Give me another one.

[Shara Lasley]

Criticizing each other in front of others. I think that's pretty spot on.

[Tom Griswold]

I see that Plenty. With relationships that work really well, though. I always just thought that was kind of just being in a relationship.

[Pat Godwin]

It depends if it's, like, playful or if it's, like, very serious. Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. And you got to be on the same page about what's playful. Like, if your partner hurts your feelings in front of all your friends, you're like, oh, this is my biggest bully. So.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's her. She's a real stupid idiot, isn't she?

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, me, just a stupid idiot. I'm not allowed in the car.

[Tom Griswold]

You're learning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Thank you, Josh. Thank you so much. One of them says, I went to one wedding where the bride refused to say for richer or poorer during the vows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That does kind of rule, though, because I think people are lying when they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Say that a lot of the time.

[Pat Godwin]

So I. I don't. I don't think it's great that she's doing it, but at least she's being honest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the. The thing is you. That doesn't have to be in the vows.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've done a couple weddings like that where you. You. You get to. There's only. There's a couple of legal things that have to be in there. That's not one of them, so.

[Shara Lasley]

Right. So why didn't the thing have it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Taken out first in advance? Yeah. They should have gotten together and said, hey, don't put that in there if there.

[Tom Griswold]

But that screams sign to me. Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, but a sign we could have avoided in front of, you know, all of our friends and family.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I mean, you could do. You could do a rewrite. You could go for richer, strictly just.

[Tom Griswold]

For richer and richer and richer. And that sickness thing, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Only. Only in good health at this weight.

[Chick McGee]

You should always follow it up with how.

[Tom Griswold]

How sick when it's a sneezy guy on food stamps.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bubbles coming out of his ass. So, once again, the category is this couple is not going to make it. And I'll read ahead here. This last one is when they started out as affair partners.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. You've heard that before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think that ever works?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think it does work. I just think that, you know, you got to be mindful of that, but whatever works for. Dude, it's. There's a. It's a big world. We've been going for a long time. Everything has happened. Whatever works for you. That's great, man. I don't want to be judgmental about anybody. Meet somebody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if you're. If you're a 26 year old lady and you're dating Leonardo DiCaprio. It's gonna be over soon.

[Shara Lasley]

I feel like those girls have to know going into it though, right? And they're still like willing because it's Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, yeah. Yeah. But don't you, don't. Do you wonder if each one of those has that thing of I'll be the one to tame him?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, sure, probably a little bit. And maybe eventually one of them will. Just so that you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about this one? What about the. Either the. Well, there's two. How about either they have the same tattoo, they get it to get. They go to some tattoo parlor and you know, we're each gonna get whatever.

[Chick McGee]

He gets. Hay, she gets baby. How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly. Or, or names.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know.

[Tom Griswold]

You think that's a sign it won't work out?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm asking, do you think, you know, if he gets misty and she gets, you know, Ted or whatever, is that a good sign or a bad sign?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it's. I think it's. I think things are going well then. So I don't want to comment on. I feel like this question is actually saying more about you, how you feel when you see.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know how I feel as usual. So how do I feel?

[Tom Griswold]

Hmm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you tend to judge a couple that has matching tattoos? No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just curious.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he judges everything. Yeah, the couple is so.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen it. Like I don't know anyone who. I don't know anyone that does that's done that either. But I'm sure it's. But you know, it's out there. Last time I was at a water park, I saw a lady and she had across her chest a Property of Kevin tattooed as like a chess piece. And I was like, oh, that's a toxic relationship.

[Pat Godwin]

Later on, did you see another guy with a tattoo says I'm Kevin?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's rough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Well that one's a red flag for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not necessarily.

[Tom Griswold]

She could love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uh huh.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean she spent some money on it. It was done in really nice script. He didn't hold her down and give her the tattoo that we're aware of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I know that Pat Godwin and I were talking to that. Remember that lady. Yeah. Down in Louisville had the tattoo removal business that makes a ton of money. She said the number one tattoo they removed was the wedding ring tattoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She said it was also extraordinarily painful. Why are you looking at your hand?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I, I'm just shocked I never got one. Like that's right up my alley.

[Pat Godwin]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

You never got never.

[Pat Godwin]

That's insane that you never got.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm only two marriages in. There's still time.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's your first there too?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have my astrological sign on the back of my neck, but you're.

[Chick McGee]

Gonna say I had my ass on my back.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is your astrological sign?

[Tom Griswold]

Libra.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does that mean? What is it? Is that like the thing with the scales?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's balanced.

[Tom Griswold]

I got that because at one time I was a teen unwed mother of three, so I had to get that. They forced me to get that. Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Couple Coming up, we're going to talk to our winner of our of the this past week's pick em competition. You can be a winner this week. Get your entry in before this evening's game. By the way, you just go to bobandtom.com contest. Just pick the winners in the NFL in this forthcoming week, week three of the season and you could win yourself a $500 gift card from Steven Singer jewelers Right now we pass it over to Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up we're going to talk to our winner. Also we've got chimpanzees in the news and donkeys in the news and fire Festival Update from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook.

[Chick McGee]

Get the [e-mail].

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. He's having a good time. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Shara Lassley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, everyone.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm ready this time. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Barely, though. Cause I was looking for something else here because we are going to be joined by a special guest. We have a little thing we call our Pigskin Pick Them competition. And each week, we ask you to pick the winners in professional football. And this guy is the only guy that got all of the answers correct because he picked all the games. Right. His name is Paul Sugars. And I believe Mr. Sugars is joining us on the phone. Paul, can you hear me?

[Chick McGee]

Sir, yes, sir. Good morning, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Paul.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's Sugars plural, not just Sugar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Sugars. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Do you get a lot of grief about that growing up? Do people go, you must be sweet, and stuff like that? Yep, sure do.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, thanks for bringing it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder. We have a. We have. Well, first of all, congratulations. You got yourself a nice $500 gift card to Stephen Singer Jewelers. Do you have a special somebody you might want to get some jewelry for, or is this going to go go for you?

[Chick McGee]

I get some for my mom, probably, and some stepdaughters.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice, nice. Now, did your mom make these picks for you?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm sure I've been picking them for 30 years with my friends Jack, Larry and Tim.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, do you guys do pretty well?

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Chick McGee]

So which.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which one of your buddies is always ruining it, then?

[Chick McGee]

Jack. Thanks a lot, Jack.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, thanks. That. Perfect. Well, Jack's not there to ruin this next segment. Chick McGee is our prognosticator, and I'll.

[Chick McGee]

Take care of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get. No, you get to pick against The Chicker, he picks a few games that he thinks are very interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I pick them all on Instagram at the Chick McGee. But yeah, I'll just pick a couple here with. What was this clown's name again?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Mr. Sugars.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Sugars. Alrighty. You a Colts fan? Is that what I'm hearing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a Colts fan. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I like this guy for some reason.

[Chick McGee]

They travel to Tennessee to take on the Titans. Titans, a home underdog. This week they're getting three against the mighty, all of a sudden, undefeated two and o Colts. Who do you like? The Colts. Now you got to pick points here. Colts minus the three in Tennessee or the Titans plus three?

[Bob Kevoian]

Three. Absolutely. Taking the Colts.

[Chick McGee]

The Colts minus the three. All right, I'm going to go Titans plus the three on that one. It's going to be a close one, I think. And how about tonight's game, which is amazing? The Bills hosting the Miami Dolphins. Miami getting 12. Who do you like, Buffalo or Miami?

[Al Jackson]

I wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

You normally mess with this game, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll take Buffalo minus 12.

[Chick McGee]

I concur. Bills minus the 12. And then finally on Sunday, the hapless whatever city they're in this week, Raiders taking on the Washington football team in at FedEx or North Star, whatever the hell the name of the stadium is now until they get back downtown Washington - three against the Raiders. Who do you like, Washington or Vegas? I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Be smart.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want the Raiders this week.

[Chick McGee]

All right, you take radius, I'll take Washington -3, of course. So there you go. Hotel.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so we got a little bit of disagreement here.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Makes the world go around, some drama. Yeah, that's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, we're speaking with Paul Sugars. And are you. Where are you right now? Are you at work?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm working.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you allowed to? Are you allowed to. Okay. Okay. Can I ask the nature of what it is you're doing at work today? I'm a shipping coordinator at Champion Wood Products.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, that's. Do you have to do a lot of heavy lifting?

[Chick McGee]

You could have just said you didn't want to tell us instead of making something up. That's fine. No, I drive forklift load trucks.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever. Do you guys ever do any gags? Are there any, like, fun forklift gags that you do? Like when there's a new guy on the floor?

[Al Jackson]

No. That gets you in trouble?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, sorry. I was just curious. There's. You Know, some classic forklift gag? I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever cut the brake line on the forklift? You know, puncture the propane tank?

[Chick McGee]

It cut Larry's foot off. It was a joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was. That was always, always pretty funny. Now, if I play this music, will he be able to hear it through the. Through his phone? I'm gonna try to play a little something for you, Paul. I'll see if you recognize it. You recognize this song?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now, I don't think I'm that old.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody alive hardly is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, sure. Do you recognize.

[Shara Lasley]

I do. I do. I don't. I just. I just know the. I know that it's the Jackson 5 and I know that it's like Sugar. Isn't that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're half right.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, it's not the Sugar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey. Honey. And it is the Archies. Oh, a song turned down by the Monkeys, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a lot of filler here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that your theme song there? Office?

[Tom Griswold]

The show is clean.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

What did he say? What did he say right out of the bat? And how did he say it? Yeah, my last name's Sugar. It's been kind of a pain in the butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here you are at the end, just curious.

[Pat Godwin]

I like when you call him Mr. Sugar. Behind your back. I call you Mr.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fake Sugar.

[Pat Godwin]

So it's fun. It's like two friends talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can call me Splenda. Thank you very much. Hey, Paul, congratulations. You sound like a nice guy. And give our best to your mom, okay?

[Chick McGee]

I sure will. Thank you so much because you got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got a $500 gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. You'll be able to find something real nice for your mom. I know there's some really nice bracelets and nipple rings. Now, Paul, I apologize for everyone else.

[Chick McGee]

But every day I know them all by heart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

We appreciate you, Paul.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, Paul, congrats. Hope you do well on your picks this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Week.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, thank you very much. What a nice guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Despite you, I'd like to have heard more from him.

[Tom Griswold]

You forcing the Archies off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Perhaps if you'd had a better signal, I would have enjoyed more.

[Chick McGee]

We're.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're returning with. We have interesting things in the news, including chimps, etc. And we've got comedian Al Jackson coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail].

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Cheryl Lassley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you, did you smile, smoke a bowl during the break there?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's that guy?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. Oh, hi, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think we're gonna hook up with, on the big screen, Al Jackson. There he is. Are you in a hotel room?

[Al Jackson]

I am. I'm testifying against the mob this morning and they put me in a hotel. I'm. Yeah, I'm in Ann Arbor this weekend. I got shows come out and see me at the Ann Arbor Showcase. But yeah, I'm out here chilling.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, that's a comedian. Al Jackson is joining us via whatever this thing is. Zoom. Good to see you, Al. You're looking good.

[Al Jackson]

Thank you. I got, I got my, my nerd headset and I guess it's also a gamer headset. But for me it was a real, it was a big deal to buy at times. Um, because it's when as a 48 year old man, you're like, I don't care what women think about me in a real way, you know, Cause you don't have cool earbuds. But this sounds so much better. And I'm just on the phone with my boy in public and I'm like, I don't care if I work at a call center. I look, I can hear and I'll take it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that. So that's got one of those like Madonna microphones built into the thing.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, it's got the motivational speaker microphone.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can do it tomorrow. This is a terrific signal. No, really am. I mean, this is a great sound. Now, the content of the presentation may be weak. That's. I'll take the blame for that. But no Alfred.

[Al Jackson]

Feast or famine, Pick one.

[Bob Kevoian]

But for the purposes of the audio, it's great. Good, good. And the video.

[Al Jackson]

Where's the cowboy hat, man?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's in my, it's in the box right behind me. Put it on.

[Al Jackson]

Tom, you got to embrace the new you. Every life is about seasons. You're in your cowboy. Like, I'm chilling. Like, I might get some saloon doors put in my lounge. Kind of like you need to like go all in.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm more of a Dutch door guy than a Saloon door. You know, once.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you make your girlfriend pay for half.

[Al Jackson]

You know what door I'm not with? And it looks cool in your house.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Al Jackson]

But the.

[Bob Kevoian]

The.

[Al Jackson]

The country barn sliding door.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I hate that.

[Al Jackson]

Looks real dope for your pantry. It looks dope in your house. I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've been to my house, right? I have a sliding. I have two huge sl. Glass doors in my. Going into my office.

[Al Jackson]

It's the door that's on a rail.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You know, I got that. Yeah, I got.

[Al Jackson]

The thing is, like, these fancy hotels now, these new age ones, they have that for the bathroom, and it leaves, like, us, like, a half inch gap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Al Jackson]

And it's like, yo, my girl is right out there. I am destroying in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I don't want a gap tap to let the smell escape.

[Tom Griswold]

I like.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are y' all doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I like letting her know, hey, your man's doing some work in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will. I'll go down to the. I'll go down to the. To the. The lobby, to the. You go to the convention area. There's never anybody down there. In the early morning. You can get it done. Not. Not have to disturb your lady as.

[Al Jackson]

You'Re going to the convention area to go poop with the staff.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's what you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Shara, your thoughts on this. If you're with a gentleman friend and you're in a hotel room.

[Shara Lasley]

Separate rooms, okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right. I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't you, like. Don't women like the smell of a big man dump? Don't they feel. Don't they feel protected?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes.

[Shara Lasley]

I'm swoning so hard over here.

[Tom Griswold]

That came out of that man. Who.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's. Who's.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's security for me, Josh, do you.

[Al Jackson]

Know what I learned? Like, all my female friends? Because that's like, pooping in front of your man is, like, a really big deal to women. Especially, like, if it's the first trip. Your first trip to Mexico.

[Pat Godwin]

They make yoga coffee. They just hate it.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, they just. All my girls swear by poo pourri. They're not even sponsoring me. I'm. I didn't even know. I thought it was like a niche joke gift.

[Tom Griswold]

It really does work.

[Al Jackson]

I don't leave.

[Tom Griswold]

It really does work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Explain this to me again.

[Tom Griswold]

You spray it or do you spray it or drop it?

[Shara Lasley]

I've dropped it before.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a pre.

[Shara Lasley]

Thing and it. Like it. I don't know. It feels like. It's like a film that covers the water traps everything in yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so I was doing it wrong. I was spraying it directly on my crack. Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Nice smelling bubbles.

[Tom Griswold]

But it really is effective. You're absolutely right, Al. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

It's weird, Josh. There's like, everybody. Like, in this world, you can buy anything, but, like, there's only a few things that really work.

[Tom Griswold]

And it does.

[Al Jackson]

Potpourri.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Magic racers things. Yeah. The things that stop your. Your phone from falling in between that weird crack between the seat belt and the driver's seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. They're great.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you're right about that other thing you just mentioned, that rubbing thing. Magic eraser.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is great for cleaning up shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a legit product.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is terrific. Yeah, I'm not. I will endorse that. Please call me.

[Al Jackson]

I want to talk about the Mr. The Mr. Clean sponge.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's terrific. I want to ask Shara, are you self conscious about the kind of situation we just mentioned? Would you be the type would go to the elevator, go down into the lobby and find the.

[Shara Lasley]

I will do everything to avoid discussing this. I was engaged to a man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Shara Lasley]

I was with a guy for seven years. We were engaged. And I never evacuated anything in front of or even talked about it with him. I will. My body knows not to allow it in public.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Shara Lasley]

It just. I can't. And that's. You know, that's. Those are things that I'm trying to figure out about myself.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You're so.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're kind of uptight.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless you're down.

[Shara Lasley]

I feel like I am. But I guess that's what he got about that stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Next time you take a dump, send them a picture.

[Shara Lasley]

All pictures on Instagram. Just so everyone knows that I'm healthy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Al. I was. I. I think I forget if I told you this story. Story. A few weeks ago, I went out to Colorado and I didn't get to see it because I only had only had two days there. But I. I rushed off to Vail. I got to the condo we'd rented, and I was exhausted. I'd been up since 3am Sat down in the bathroom, and unbeknownst to me, it was a bidet. And I got. I got. I didn't know it was coming. All of a sudden I'm getting this. I'm getting this upside down shower on my. My gluteal cleft. And I've got to say, it was actually pretty nice. This particular condo had a. Had like an iPad built into the wall, and you could select all kinds of Choices on this bidet. And I know Josh has an aftermarket bidet he swears by. It was really quite nice, but I was shocked.

[Al Jackson]

Tom, you're talking, and you sound like the man that washed his hands for the first time. It's like, yeah, the first time you introduce water to any situation. Like I always said, if you're at a picnic and you're on the. On the grass and you put your hand back and you accidentally put it in some dog poo, you don't go, hand me a napkin. You go, where is the hose? And, like, immediately. But it's the only thing where we're just like, no, we're just gonna paper this up. I don't care how you feel about, you know, I'm a man. Once some warm water hits there, you're never the same name. It's like dating a black woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of our listeners wrote a note saying it's. It's like taking peanut butter out of a shag carpet, which I thought was a really good analogy. Gross. Yeah, but. And kind of gross. Now, the way we work this program, Al, is a little more street than I am, Shara. Which may be hard to believe, but Al knows his way around, and he's going to tell me a word, and I'm going to see how I would do if I were to use this word in a situation. Let's go, Al. What have you got?

[Al Jackson]

Now, Tom, I'm going to use a word that I was sure that nobody on the planet had ever heard, but I did a comedy show in Fort Collins, and I mentioned it, and one girl from the audience yelled and said she knew what it was, and I. I felt like I had met my other soulmate. Tom, what is yiffin?

[Tom Griswold]

Yiffin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yiffin.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that Y? I, F, F, I, N, Y.

[Al Jackson]

Yes. Like Lane kiffin, but with a Y.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Football coach Lane kiffin with a yiffin. Yiffin. It sounds like something you'd be doing. Yeah. But later tonight, I'll be yifin. When I leave that party.

[Al Jackson]

I assume this involves that sentence.

[Bob Kevoian]

This. This involves some kind of illegal drug use.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, if they call it yiffin. Yes, if.

[Bob Kevoian]

If.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes, if.

[Al Jackson]

So I love that. That's actually like, kind of like a. More like. I think you could find more applications for that in real life than the actual definition of what it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you going to the party? Yiffin. They got.

[Chick McGee]

Nachos. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we're not close, huh?

[Chick McGee]

No, not.

[Al Jackson]

It's it's very difficult.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Now, you know that I've stayed in several hotels with furries, and including the last one was a Hyatt grand in Atlanta. It was sharing space with FurCon 2025.

[Chick McGee]

Fur Con 2025.

[Tom Griswold]

And you were disappointed because you thought it was Farrakhan 2025.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was like, I thought we were here to kill Whitey. What am I gonna do?

[Al Jackson]

Give me my Tommy the Tiger head.

[Bob Kevoian]

It will not get any better than this. Yeah. I did not think we'd be hearing Louis Farrakhan. Jo.

[Al Jackson]

Folks, this morning, I. I went to. I went down a. A furry rabbit hole. No. Which is so probably another term in that community.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And yiffin. Because I. I asked Chad gbt is the furry lifestyle considered like a. A fetish? And it's not. It's more like cosplay. Those are the furries, if you don't know, are the people that dress up like mascots if they were on acid, you know, like, you know, a dragon's tail, you know, claw feet and a head. And so a lot of them, it's not sexual, but they said 20 of the. Like, for your population, sexual. And when they have sex, it's called yiffin.

[Bob Kevoian]

No way. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good to know, man.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a Harry Potter, Harry Potter connection to that or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, cosplay can be any character you want to dress up as, and it's just costume play is what it means.

[Al Jackson]

Can some. Tom, do you know what a furry is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay.

[Al Jackson]

You said that quickly.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you thinking Gryffindor? Yiffindor, yeah. Oh, hey, don't go in there, man. That's the Yiffen door.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's exactly. That's what I was thinking, actually. No. Yeah. Al, I was at the. The. The big fancy mall here that has the hotel attached to it. Nice, huh? And at the time, there was a Chipotle there. I don't know how it went out of business, because that's such a great place. But in any event, and there was a guy in front of me wearing shorts, and he had a tail coming out of his. The backside. And I was doing the. The physics and biology of it, and I realized this guy's got a butt plug holding that thing in.

[Pat Godwin]

Not necessarily. I would say it's 20 of the time. It could be sewed in, but. Yeah, I'd say one out of five times. That guy's playing.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't. Don't take this away from him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that.

[Al Jackson]

Willie chimed in like a public defender that's tired of his client getting berated by the judge. Not all the time. Are they selling crap.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just admired the guys. I mean that you're really into it. You're in a very public place. There are kids running around. You got a giant tail coming out of your bun.

[Al Jackson]

Tom. There are thousands of them. Because at first you go, oh, what a weird niche thing. But. And I. I have pictures. In 2021, when my daughter did club volleyball out at San Jose, the convention center there was sharing space with Fur Con. They are in. There are thousands everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're having a good time.

[Al Jackson]

They're in subway. They're at FedEx. They're like. It's a lot more. It's almost not even that niche.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was amazing. It was funny. But. And it was. It was a big convention, and I had a nice burrito from Chipotle, the important shout out. So. And I don't know if this guy was going upstairs and he. If he would be yiffing. If it is a gay encounter. Biffin.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

By the way, now you're just. Now you're just joking around.

[Bob Kevoian]

I meant I met with men. Okay, Al, it's always a great pleasure. Where are you this evening? In Ann Arbor. Arbor.

[Al Jackson]

I. I am. I have a private show tonight, but I have shows this weekend at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase. So come out and see me and also come peep. Willie and I, we have dates in Dayton and Syracuse coming up in November and December. So check my Instagram, Al Jackson, ig. It's all up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Thank you, Al. It's always a great pleasure. And you're looking good. You're looking extra handsome today.

[Al Jackson]

Well, thank you, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Are you wearing pants?

[Al Jackson]

I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would have been much funnier if you'd stood up. Oh. So, I'm sorry, let's just move on. Thank you, Al. It's quiz time, ladies and gentlemen. You've been hearing about the annuities from the Silac Insurance Company here in the Bob and Tom Show. For a while, I needed to be educated. I didn't know what it was all about. But down the road, retirement time. You want to make sure you got money coming in. That's what annuities are all about. The experts, of course, are from Silex. So we have created the McGee three letters from you, questioning what's going on in the world and finding out information about the Silac Insurance Company here. Let's begin right now. Dear Chick, I want to browse and Read about all the Silac annuity options. What's the Silac address for the Silac website?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Here you go, Tom. Silacins.com that's S I L A C I N S dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Right. Question two. I love this idea. A 20%. 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where can I learn more about that?

[Chick McGee]

Just go to silacins.com. click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more info.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I ordinarily I would ask you to read the disclaimer, but I can tell you'd like me to try it.

[Chick McGee]

I wish you would. Oh, boy, here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product premium banned and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures. Well, that was well done, Tom. Well, thank you very much. I didn't think I'd get through it. I have to pee real bad. I've got to get going. But I did it. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, you're welcome. We're coming right back. We've got a. I think a song coming out of Patty G. I see him rehearsing back there. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Sarah Lassley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold's here. Hey, there's Jeff Osk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. I'm chicken. Excuse me, Tom. Hello. We're back on the air.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Sorry. I had a technical issue.

[Chick McGee]

I'm staring at your navel. What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

A navel gazer?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I was a d. You got.

[Chick McGee]

A dust on your shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Delousing your tubes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was always. I'm. I'll be leaving a little bit early today. I've got a little thing I got to get going on.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't let the door hit you in the air, okay? That's what my mom. My mom always said said, See you later. Well, don't let the door hit you there. What a sweet lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. How do you feel about Dutch doors?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even know what you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Unless. Unless you have a horse. They. They, they Serve no purpose.

[Bob Kevoian]

A Dutch door is a door that's sawed in half, horizontally, halfway up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's called a half door.

[Chick McGee]

You can. You can open up the hat and lean out if you're working concessions at a little league game.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a Dutch door. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or if you're in a Mr. Ed episode. Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, Mr. Ed did make the Dutch door famous.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That is one of the funniest things that's ever been said. I love that you picked up on how crazy it was immediately.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's because you.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't been here in a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

But you guys, I mean, the fact.

[Tom Griswold]

We'Re so used to.

[Pat Godwin]

We didn't all scream at that. What a psychotic thing.

[Chick McGee]

It's so insane. It should be on the question.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Ed, do you think make the Dutch.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think Mr. Ed made anything famous? Yes or no? And if you. If you say yes, you're insane.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I built a house. I had a house built for me over the last few years.

[Pat Godwin]

He said it like it was about Kennedy getting rid of the hat in popular culture.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I didn't get very many concessions when the house was built. Kelly's much better at that sort of thing and design wise, etcetera, but she's.

[Pat Godwin]

In charge of you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, of course. And. But I did get one Dutch door. You know, the, the. The. The doggy little. There's a Dutch door there. You know what we're talking about?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. Well, I mean, I've never seen your.

[Bob Kevoian]

House, but it's got two handles. You got. You got the bottom half and the top half.

[Shara Lasley]

Are you opening just the bottom, though?

[Tom Griswold]

And it's got. It has actually got the dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, There you go. There's a dog in it. Dogs love them because they get up there and they go, hey, I'm back here. When I was growing up, when I was growing up, we had it. We had a Dutch do door. And gosh, I'd like to go back to my old house.

[Tom Griswold]

They seem nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the dog, he was more or less a golden retriever. He had the, like, scratch marks just in the top, like three inches where his paws would be. When he'd be resting up there looking out like, hey, I'm in here. What the hell are you.

[Tom Griswold]

But Chick is right. They're not particularly functional.

[Chick McGee]

No, there's no. I don't know who came up with it, dad.

[Pat Godwin]

If you had one, I'd imagine you wouldn't latch the top and the bottom or however. And you Would open just the top while you're on the phone and absentmindedly walk right into the bottom half and flip over it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It would lead to your demise.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. How has it not caused accidents?

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah. They're great, though. I have one in my house.

[Tom Griswold]

What, you like it aesthetically? Is that really kind of the main thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. You can open up the top half.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I understand.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you talking.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do?

[Bob Kevoian]

Air. Air.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it go.

[Bob Kevoian]

It goes to the outside.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very nice then.

[Shara Lasley]

Kind of fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Open. A lot of flies you get. Pardon me?

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of flies. On occasion, birds and bats.

[Bob Kevoian]

I primarily like to open it up in the winter when there are no flies.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, but it's.

[Chick McGee]

So then it's 20 below zero.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, sure. There's. There's, you know, there's. You know, there's a little bit of a payoff.

[Chick McGee]

So unless you're not working a concession stand, there's no need to have a Dutch door.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do they call? I wonder. Why do they call going out on a date and splitting the bill going Dutch?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know where it started.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, I hear airplanes different.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody. Were the Dutch notoriously cheap? I don't think.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That's the feeling I always got. Yes. I didn't question it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Because I thought the Scots were the cheapest.

[Chick McGee]

What, them too?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're known to be very frugal.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you Scottish?

[Shara Lasley]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, no wonder you haven't bought us breakfast.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, and I will not be doing that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, let's move forward. Let's get a quick news story out of you before I go. What do you got?

[Shara Lasley]

Okay. Scientists say that wild chimpanzees probably consume the equivalent of several alcoholic drinks every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Every day?

[Pat Godwin]

That's fine. That's why there's such a good time.

[Shara Lasley]

Yep. Researchers sampled 21 species.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that? I insist on knowing who after that.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought Pat was gonna freestyle rap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that you, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

You accidentally had some demo on your keyboard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the volume's down now, so if.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't, we can move on.

[Bob Kevoian]

We don't need. I thought it was me, so. I'm sorry. Chimpanzees are drunk. What's that?

[Shara Lasley]

Chimpanzees are drunk. Researchers sampled 21 species of fruit at two CHIMP study sites in Africa and found they had an average alcohol content of 0.26%. By weight, the fruit makes up a quarter of the chimps diet, totaling to about 14 grams of ethanol per day.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so they're kind of just eating rotting fruit and it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

But we've heard. I mean, this is the thing with moose. You remember? Get this every year, some drunk moose. And it's because they ate bears berries that fell on the ground. But. So they're saying on a consistent basis, these chimps are essentially getting wasted.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. Alexi Morrow of UC Berkeley explained that when adjusted for body mass, the amount of alcohol wild chimps consume is the equivalent to two standard American drinks each.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good.

[Pat Godwin]

They can still drive then.

[Chick McGee]

That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead and point away.

[Chick McGee]

And I'd love to see you monkey driving a car. Wouldn't you love to see that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I can't drive a stick. Gotta have my right hand free to heave feces.

[Chick McGee]

Why hasn't that happened?

[Tom Griswold]

You thought getting the finger on the road was bad?

[Bob Kevoian]

This one's. This one. This feces isn't even mine. You got a song, Pat. Little Jimmy Buffett thing. Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Chimpanzee sees fermented fruit. Happy hours on its way. Some simians like to drink a couple every day. So Tarzan, bring me an old coconut. Yeah, I'll have a few monkeys get drunk like you. You know, great apes eat rotten grapes and get tipsy like humans do. Laughing, fighting, telling orangutan, I love you. Swinging on vines and smashing into trees.

[Bob Kevoian]

After a ripe honeydew.

[Pat Godwin]

So, monkey, why don't we get drunk and screwdrivers will do.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Happy New Year's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, monkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Very good. Dear Bomb and Tom show chimpanzees aren't monkeys, you dumbass.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, thank you very much. Song was all encompassing.

[Pat Godwin]

I said some Simeons after the chimpanzees.

[Bob Kevoian]

All my research. Thank you very much. I gotta leave. You guys have fun.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, this. Please don't go. No, please stay.

[Bob Kevoian]

See you.

[Tom Griswold]

In the meantime, Shara, what else do we have?

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, we have so much. Do you guys remember Fry Festival?

[Pat Godwin]

Fire Festival?

[Shara Lasley]

Fire Festival. What did I say?

[Chick McGee]

Fry Festival.

[Shara Lasley]

That's a different festival.

[Pat Godwin]

I would love a Fry Festival.

[Chick McGee]

Electronics. I was thinking the electronic store.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like.

[Shara Lasley]

This is Fyre Festival. Limewire acquires Fyre Festival. The revived file sharing brand Limewire has officially purchased the rights.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, I didn't know Limewire was still around.

[Shara Lasley]

I didn't either. What's next?

[Chick McGee]

Web Crawler.

[Shara Lasley]

They plan to revive the brand into a new series of music and cultural events. Skeptics obviously note both Limewire and Fyre Festival are remembered more for disaster then success.

[Tom Griswold]

So they Bought it week. Because a couple weeks ago, we talked about how somebody was in the market to buy the Brand Fyre Festival.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. Which I can't believe. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we were sort of baffled.

[Shara Lasley]

I mean, I guess negative press has probably made it pretty popular too, like, so people will buy tickets to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So this will be multiple events over a longer period of time, not just some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, that's a. That's terrible branding.

[Pat Godwin]

It's. Well, it is, because, like, Limewire was famous for. For, like, stealing, and Firefighter was famous for, like, being a massive con.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This would be like a woman's shelter being like, hey, we need a new PR person. We're hiring O.J. simpson. We're gonna bring him in here. He's gonna turn things around for us. He's done a lot for the community.

[Shara Lasley]

Yikes.

[Pat Godwin]

It's dumb.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, I agree. But I think it'll.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot what they did. It was like a Napster thing, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was like a service where you would pilfer music off the. I love. At the time, I didn't know. You know, now I wouldn't do it, but I. Yeah, it was awesome at the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It was one of those things where I didn't know how to use the computer yet, so I'd have my older brother help me. And my music taste wasn't exactly cool, so I'd be like, hey, Sam, can you go to Limewire and download me the Backstreet Boys? Aw, you want NSync, too, big guy?

[Tom Griswold]

You did, though, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

I want to hear Dirty Pop.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can hear.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't want 98 degrees, did you?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I did not. Like, I wasn't that into that. They kind of came out of nowhere. But I did love Justin Timberlake. Beatboxed on the song Dirty Pop by nsync, and, man, I thought I was gonna be a beatboxer one day. I really thought something was gonna be there for me.

[Chick McGee]

You ever break dance? You tried break dancing?

[Pat Godwin]

I definitely tried break dancing. You know, you have. I had two brothers growing up. You're spinning on heads, you're getting. Doing a headstand, and they're grabbing a leg each and spinning you around. It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Did you guys break dance in the base basement, you and your three brothers?

[Tom Griswold]

We were too busy roller skating.

[Chick McGee]

Lights on or off?

[Bob Kevoian]

Black light.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like sunlight actually got into our basement because we had a sliding glass door down.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't. Yeah, maybe lights on. Maybe lights off. You had a walk out. We did. Oh, look at you. That was great. When I was 19.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Sneaking in, sneaking out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. What would you sneak out for? Some of that, that sweet, sweet. Some of that, Some of that sweet, sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Sneaking in a six pack and a Brad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Couple of cigars.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert Mitchell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You sound like you're from 1912.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of broads, Sheriff.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, thank you so much. This one is for Jeff and his astrologer. Astronomers have discovered a previously unknown so called quasi moon near Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

What's a quasi moon?

[Chick McGee]

Is it.

[Shara Lasley]

It's a moon with a hump? No, it's the celestial object dubbed 2025. PN7 is a type of near Earth asteroid that orbits the sun but remains close to our planet.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like nerd talk to me.

[Shara Lasley]

Thought to be an ancient lunar fragment, it is among a handful of known quasi moons orbiting Earth. Research researchers said the quasi moon managed to escape escape the notice of astronomers for so long because it's small and faint.

[Tom Griswold]

Since he's not here, I'll go. Isn't that fascinating?

[Shara Lasley]

I think it's kind of crazy that we didn't know about it. I mean, how small and faint is it if it's still considered a quasi moon and we know about every single star? I mean, I'm gonna. Some of the girlies I follow on tick tock have been sleeping on this information. Does that change. Change the astrology map? Oh, you know what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the astronomy change the astrology?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is this moon the reason I'm so sad all the time?

[Shara Lasley]

I bet it is.

[Chick McGee]

What's the moon Cancer, Right? Moon sign. Is that cancer?

[Pat Godwin]

I do not know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crab.

[Tom Griswold]

Moon cancer's the crab, right?

[Chick McGee]

I think the moon is in cancer too. Something to do with that, I thought.

[Shara Lasley]

I don't know. I think everybody has their own moon sign.

[Chick McGee]

But the moon as we know it today is basically useless, Correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It affects people. Nothing.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I did a benefit for crab cancer once.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was very.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes. Sometimes you get one with only one claw.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a soft shell. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of. Speaking of food and eating. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes? Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome. Watching it, we just run and barbecue right about now, shouldn't we?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Are you really?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. That's I.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, I gotta get that grading.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pumpkin patching.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of bees. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you about this. To avoid the bees.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I say get some of those apple. Those caramel apple tartlets from Omaha Steaks.

[Chick McGee]

They make them tartlets so you don't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

You're exactly right. They're so delicious. They brown up in the oven. You put a dollop of, well, your vanilla ice cream whip, whip topping, maybe your whips topping, maybe some cool whip.

[Chick McGee]

And maybe some mayonnaise if you're into that.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you, darling. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at, you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Shara Lashley.

[Shara Lasley]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm. Hey, Chick McGee. I can't wait to hear this. This explanation. Side note, Josh is not in the room right now.

[Tom Griswold]

He went into the restroom.

[Chick McGee]

He's. He.

[Bob Kevoian]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He went potty. And we'll see what happened there. Let's check a news. Well.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Here he comes now, majestically entering the studio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Part time.

[Chick McGee]

Got it all together. It's Josh Arnold. With I hope some sort of viable explanation.

[Tom Griswold]

I pooped.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice. That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my Metamucil schedule is a little off.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody who wrote that book, Everybody poops. You guys know that book?

[Tom Griswold]

James Thurber.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right after.

[Chick McGee]

Did the illustrations and everything. Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Cartoons.

[Chick McGee]

What's. What's going on in the news over there?

[Shara Lasley]

So much. A wild burrow is recovering after being shot with an arrow in what California officials say is the latest in a series of similar attacks.

[Pat Godwin]

Burrow like donkey, not like a neighborhood in New York.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, I don't know. Can we just say donkey? I mean, burrow is just a small donkey, right?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sure there's a subtle difference between a blue relative. Forget the majestic mule. Thank you, Mr. Know It All. We appreciate it.

[Shara Lasley]

The two year old female donkey named Cu P was spotted with a blue arrow protruding from her right shoulder. I know. Okay. This was in the foothills of Moreno Valley. Animal Services and the Riverside County Sheriff's Department helped bring the wounded animal in for surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, who would just shoot it with an arrow?

[Shara Lasley]

Well, and it says that there's been at least six bow attacks on Burroughs in the past several months.

[Pat Godwin]

Just some freak, then just some weirdo. He's got to go outside at nighttime. He gets in the dark, he brings out his bow and arrow and. And just. Yeah, this is what gets him.

[Shara Lasley]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently police are questioning Ted Nugent. Yeah. For a lot of reasons.

[Bob Kevoian]

His eyes are going.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the guy? There was a guy who went around, had a contraption built, pulled it with his car trailer to engage with horses.

[Tom Griswold]

What more or less do you think there's any sexual component to this?

[Chick McGee]

I. I can't see how there's nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. Boy, how'd you. Yeah. The only thing that I can really.

[Shara Lasley]

Really appreciate is I got to find a tiny little donkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Shooting a tiny donkey with.

[Chick McGee]

When I find one, there's nothing like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. I know what happened. I was at a party and we were playing pin the tail when I.

[Chick McGee]

Was 5 and I.

[Tom Griswold]

Mom a dart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I got a boner.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

Who am I to question it, though?

[Chick McGee]

Abracadabra.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

What a terrifying origin story.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. It's even crazier that nobody brought it up after that. You know, we just encouraged you to continue finding these tiny, tiny donkeys.

[Chick McGee]

Psychological imprinting, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

You guys, I kind of wish I were an archer. Like, I wish I were really good at bow and arrow stuff.

[Shara Lasley]

It is huge right now. And I. Yeah. And I actually, not to brag, but I was just in Europe and I was in Germany with my friend Annie in Weissbaden, which is, you know, you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Fitting in at the. At the silence news desk. You just subtly slip in that you've been to Europe. Christy did.

[Shara Lasley]

Train days.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask you this. Have you ever used the term stateside?

[Shara Lasley]

I did. I did say that when I was. I'll be. I'll be stateside on Tuesday.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Shara Lasley]

I felt pretty good about it.

[Pat Godwin]

If you want to really be Christy, you just got to tell us that somebody died right before the mics turned on.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Tom has to say, good, I hated that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're still dead.

[Chick McGee]

And then the rest of us get up and leave the room.

[Shara Lasley]

I'll try to set, but anywho, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Were in Europe and you.

[Shara Lasley]

We stumbled upon the German National Archery competition was happening while we were there. It was incredible. I mean, they were. It was like a huge lawn of this giant casino. It was beautiful. But they had these giant bows that did the thing where they, like, detach. I think it's so that it can go further. It has more power. And they were hitting bullseyes like a football field away.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was wild.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't they do that in that show? Netflix show. You and I watched Osuke. What was that?

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You track or something? Didn't they shoot bow and arrows in that one? No, I don't imu track.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They shot a lot of bow. They had a command like. Like loose and they would shoot their arrow or knock and loose or something. It was something else.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a big, big. In the old times. I can see you being a bow hunter, Jeff. There is actually a. In town, there's like a range you can go and they've written you bows and arrows and you can like. They have like deer and targets and stuff. And you can go and shoot. And we took the family. So much fun. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What about the last guy with the bow and arrow? He's holding out. He's heard about the gun.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

He walks out again. Oh, no, I've got a bow and arrow. Oh, really? Really? That'd be. That wouldn't be a good day, probably. He was so good, and then next thing you know, talking. There's a lesson there, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Well, I hope that burrow stops getting shot with arrows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Poor Cupid. Why is that donkey named, though? I'm confused, Like, a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if the nickname came after this. The. After the incident. Yeah. Here comes William Tell. And that was. Keep it there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Going into a target.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Getting shot with an arrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What else going on over there?

[Shara Lasley]

We've got. Okay. A Southwest Airlines pilot had to kick open a lavatory door mid flight after a passenger became trapped inside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Help.

[Shara Lasley]

Video of the incident shared on Tik Tok shows the pilot forcing the door open as passengers looked on.

[Bob Kevoian]

On.

[Shara Lasley]

The trapped man was freed without injury and received applause from the fellow travelers.

[Pat Godwin]

I would hate that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we know why?

[Chick McGee]

He got just a plain load of sarcastic jerks, you know? Hey, way to go. Way to go. Dumbass. Nothing better than figuring out a door.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever clapped when somebody has dropped a dish at a restaurant?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh, I haven't, but I have said. Said just put that anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? Yeah, I enjoy that much more than the clapping. I've never clapped. Remember the poor kid in school who dropped the tray? Oh, whenever that would happen, it was like, well, that's. That's. That's this guy's month.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like this next month. That's all he has now.

[Pat Godwin]

At our school, everyone would just go. So fun.

[Chick McGee]

All right, well, most of us will be back tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Tomorrow, I guess. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Contractual.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm on the fence.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I'm right there with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That might be sick.

[Chick McGee]

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