The BOB & TOM Show - September 19, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – September 19, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: The BOB & TOM Show - September 19, 2025
Host(s): Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby (and guests Jess Hooker, Jeff Osborn)
Produced by: Cumulus Podcast Network
Summary Prepared by: Podcast Summarizer

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OVERVIEW

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show serves up the show's trademark blend of comedy, lighthearted banter, news, sports, and music, all peppered with the group's irreverent camaraderie. Today's episode highlights:

• Tom's rough start to the morning – complete with ear surgery woes and bandages, a ruined cup of Diet Pepsi, and coffee mishaps
• Christy Lee's whirlwind trip to Vegas for the “Wizard of Oz” at the Sphere, including travel disasters and a review of the new venue
• Updates and reactions to sports news, particularly the Indiana Fever's playoff advances and WNBA drama
• A wide-ranging discussion on Dutch doors, dog ownership, and classic TV show influences
• Stories from listeners and personal anecdotes, including embarrassing moments and strange house features
• A musical moment from Pat Godwin and a performance of "Beer Run"
• Odd, hilarious quizzes and mailbag moments
• News that ranges from squirrel painting, nuns running away to the Alps, health topics like diabetes and pot, viral bear-butchering dorm escapades, and much more

The show features their signature fast-paced interplay, inside jokes, musical bits, and tangential riffs, all underpinned by a sense of fun and chaos.

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MAIN SEGMENTS & DISCUSSION POINTS

1. Rough Mornings & Medical Mishaps

• [04:43] Tom reveals his misfortune: post-ear surgery (can’t wear headphones), flat tire, bandaged ear (“I've got a bunch of stitches in my ear, so I can't wear these headphones.” – Tom, [04:49]), coffee/cream mix-ups, and a sore hernia (“My left testicle is down to my knee.” – Tom, [07:32]).
• The gang riff on medical incompetence, the struggles of aging, and the chance for cartoon names ("If I were a cartoon, my name would be Dick Parfait." – Tom, [07:51]).

2. Christy Lee's Vegas Adventure & The Wizard of Oz at the Sphere

• [08:43] Christy recounts her whirlwind Vegas trip expressly to see “The Wizard of Oz” at the revolutionary Sphere venue.
  • Steep seats and vertigo: “If you have any vertigo issues or are afraid of heights or anything, I would highly recommend that you pick a lower section…” – Christy, [09:48].
  • Motion sickness patches and the immersive experience.
  • Notable disappointment with flying monkeys ("The flying monkeys were a disappointment. No, because they were underneath us…" – Christy, [10:01]).
  • Unexpected features like audience Q&A with the “wizard” after the movie.
  • Total trip exhaustion and flight mishaps.

3. Sports Update — WNBA & NFL

• [12:40] Chick updates on the Indiana Fever's playoff win over Atlanta, the upcoming games against the Las Vegas Aces, and other WNBA highlights.
  • Playful objectification of players: “Do I want to get an erection watching the game or not?” – Tom, [14:00].
• The crew digresses into tailgating, grilling, celebrity meat endorsements, and NFL spreads.

4. Comedy Bits: Beer Run Song & M&Ms Truck Spill

• [01:25] Bob Kevoian performs "Beer Run," a staple of Bob & Tom musical comedy.
• [27:54] M&Ms truck spill story leads to an improvised song by Pat Godwin:
  • “Shoot on an M&M from the truck. I forgot how good they are.” – Pat, [29:24].
  • Lively debate on M&M varieties, Skittles-eating squirrels, and snack nostalgia.

5. Dutch Doors, Mr. Ed, and TV Show Influences

• [50:28] Extended riff on Dutch doors:
  • Tom’s childhood, installing a Dutch door because of “Mr. Ed.”
  • Architectural trends sparked by TV, and Dutch doors as a status symbol.
  • Spirals into personal house stories, storms doors, and outdated home features.
  • “The Dutch door made famous in the show Mr. Ed. Made famous a lot of—oh, yeah. I think we all agree.” – Tom, [53:41].

6. Listener Letters, Embarrassing Stories & Peyronie’s Disease

• [20:00] Show mailbag: Peyronie's disease (curved penis), myth-busting, and jokes.
• [80:00+] Awkwardness about telling others of open zippers, boogers, etc.

7. Unusual News & Science Stories

• [94:00] Avocado ripeness scanner trials in UK: “It’s only got two settings: You put the avocado in and it goes, not ready or already brown.” – Tom, [82:13].
• [96:00] Eye drops as possible replacement for reading glasses—debate on whether anyone would do it, side effects, and struggles with eye drops.
• [101:00+] Puppy stress for first-time owners, circumcision rates dropping in the US, pot smoking and diabetes risk, bear-butchering students, vampire electrical drain in homes, and more.

8. Nuns Making News

• [135:33] Defiant nuns in Austria return to their convent, escaping a retirement home (“We have been so obedient and we've done everything we've been told to do our whole lives. We really wanted to be in our home.” – Christy, [136:52]).
• [142:07] Pittsburgh’s crime-fighting Sister Mary Madeline, who caught a credit card thief.

9. Musical & Comedy Interludes

• Improv musical bits (Pat’s “last avocado” and “M&Ms song”).
• Old TV and movie references (Mary Tyler Moore, Doogie Howser, ER, Goodfellas, Adam West, Batman).
• Listener games: What would you put in your time capsule? (CDs, rocks, Pawn tickets).

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NOTABLE QUOTES & MEMORABLE MOMENTS (with TIMESTAMPS)

• On spilling cream into Diet Pepsi by accident:
  Tom: “I just put creamer in your Diet Pepsi.” ([06:09])
• On objectifying WNBA players:
  Tom: “Do I want to get an erection watching the game or not?” ([14:00])
• On hilarious “Dutch door” obsession:
  Tom: “The Dutch door made famous in the show Mr. Ed.” ([53:41])
• On Christy’s Vegas trip and the Sphere:
  Christy: "If you have any vertigo issues or afraid of heights or anything, I would highly recommend that you pick a lower section..." ([09:48])
• Josh’s self-awareness in humor:
  Josh: “If he appreciates my humor, he knows what I’m doing.” ([25:10])
• Pat Godwin’s M&Ms jingle (after the truck spill):
  Pat: "Shoot on an M&M from the truck. I forgot how good they are." ([29:24])
• On the stress of puppy ownership:
  Christy: “More than a third of adults who served as the primary puppy caregiver felt that having a puppy was, quote, more challenging than expected...” ([109:03])
• Riffing on “vampire energy”:
  Tom: “So if you have a charger plugged in, the electricity just spills out into the ether?” ([160:10])
• Oscar on animal shelters and pit bulls:
  Oscar: "Trust me, the last thing you want is a kennel full of pit bulls high on meth." ([134:34])
• On the spread and joy of M&Ms: Chick: “I’m just happy we have M&Ms. Because they are from Mars and it takes three to five years for them to get here.” ([32:51])

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ADDITIONAL HIGHLIGHTS & LAUGHS

• Ad Reads, Skipped – As requested, advertising and promo segments were omitted from the summary.
• Listener Interactions – Audience emails spark jokes about foreign language pronunciations, Dutch doors, and favorite moments from the 70s and 80s.
• Physical Comedy Descriptions – Tom’s elaborate ear bandage post-surgery, complaints about having to wear a bathing cap (“I look like a leprechaun with this Mr. Spock bandage.” – Tom, [119:59]).
• Banana & Avocado Selection Techniques – Passionate debate over grocery store skills.
• Animals and Kids – Squirrel named “Skittles,” dog voices, cat communication (“Who’s that? Is that Gravy? I’ll be out in a minute!” – Josh, [111:44]).

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TIMESTAMPS FOR KEY SEGMENTS

• Beer Run Song: [01:25]
• Tom’s Morning Mishaps: [04:43] – [08:43]
• Vegas Sphere/Wizard of Oz Segment: [08:43] – [12:36]
• Sports Updates: [12:40] – [14:44]; [27:15]; [27:49]; [45:05]
• M&Ms Truck Spill: [27:54] – [32:51]
• Dutch Doors Discussion: [50:28] – [64:25]
• Peyronie’s Disease Letter: [20:00]
• Tailgating/Grilling & Omaha Steaks: [14:12]; [115:19]
• Avocado Science and Humor: [81:51] – [83:10]
• Eye Drops Instead of Readers Story: [95:44]
• Defiant Nuns Return to Convent: [135:33] – [137:40]
• Crime-fighting Nun: [142:07]
• Lake Michigan Shipwreck Found: [157:40]
• Vampire Energy News: [159:47]
• Mailbag and Listeners' Stories: Throughout, esp. [20:00], [50:28], [91:00]

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SHOW’S TONE & STYLE

The episode maintains The BOB & TOM Show's signature irreverence—fast, loose, improv-style riffs, with constant mockery among the hosts. The show’s vibe is familiar and welcoming, even when the conversations get chaotic or the jokes fly past their audience. The language is colloquial, sometimes edgy, and never far from a pun or a tangent.

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CONCLUSION

This episode is a perfect example of why The BOB & TOM Show has so many devoted listeners: it’s both a morning talk show and a hangout with the funniest people you know. Amid hilarious personal disasters, actual news, and offbeat stories, the cast’s chemistry and quick wit shine through. Whether they’re debating avocado ripeness, recounting awkward medical stories, or improvising a song about spilled M&Ms, the show’s heart—and humor—remains constant.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Biron.

[Bob Kevoian]

A couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keane at the K Pig, Swine and Soiree dance. They wore baseball caps and khaki pants. They wanted cigarettes so to save a little money they got one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny and the next thing they knew they were both really hungry and pretty thirsty. B2B double E R R r U and Beer Run B double E R r U and Beer Run all we need is a 10 and a fiver, a car and a key and a sober driver B double E double r u n Beer Found a store with the sign said their beer was coldest so they sent in Brad cause he looked the oldest he got a case of beer and a candy bar Walked over to where all them registers are Latest fake ID on the countertop the clerk looked, he turned, he looked back up, he stopped, he I'm not gonna call the cops but I'm gonna have to keep this card. The guys both took it pretty hard. B double E double r u n Beer run B double E double r u n beerun oh how happy we would be had we only brought a better fake ID on his B double E double r u n Beer run they found this other old hippie named Sleepy John. He claimed to be the one from The Robert Earl Keane song. So they gave him all their cash. He bought him some. It was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz. They were feeling so good it should have been a crime. The crowd was cool and the band was prime. They made it back up front to their seats just in time so they could sing with all their friends. They say the road goes on forever and the party never ends B double E double R U N beer run B double E double R U N beer run all we need is a 10 and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver B double E double R U M beer.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, welcome. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and you've stumbled upon the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee back from Vegas. Hey, Vegas, baby, Vegas. She's at the Silac Insurance News Center. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a center.

[Christy Lee]

New center.

[Chick McGee]

We've been toying around with it. I don't. Desk sounds better. See that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it sounds like there's more. More people there than she.

[Chick McGee]

I can stick my teeth into. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Hey, Ace Cosby. I am Chick. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, everyone.

[Chick McGee]

You. You will not believe Tom this morning.

[Christy Lee]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Having a rough morning.

[Chick McGee]

Five, four decades between me and you, huh? Dealing with this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he said I had a rough morning.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Really something.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, he's all bandaged up from his procedure yesterday. They took a hunk of his ear out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got a bunch of stitches in my ear, so I can't wear these headphones.

[Chick McGee]

What happens when you don't keep up the payments?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man, but. Had one of my tires. All of a sudden that thing pops up and it goes. You've got five psi.

[Josh Arnold]

Five? Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Five is flat. You don't have any psi.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a long boring story, but I got here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Then my phone wasn't working, so I. But I go in the coffee room. There was an incident.

[Chick McGee]

So I come in every morning and I have my Styrofoam cup from home with Diet Pepsi.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And just enough rum. So I come in and I go to this refrigerator every morning. There Diet Pepsi in the refrigerator that Tom provides. I'll give you 20 bucks. So I. I open the refrigerator. As my cup is sitting on the counter out of the outer of my peripheral, as the fighter pilots say, I catch Tom coming into the break room. I don't think anything of it. I'm actually kind of sick.

[Josh Arnold]

He's here.

[Chick McGee]

But anyway, my point is he comes in. And I don't see what he's doing. So I get my diet can of Diet Pepsi, shut the refrigerator door, come over to my cup, and he has his creamer in his hand, and he goes, oh, is this your Diet Pepsi? And I go, yeah. And he goes, I just put cream in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, admittedly, just as.

[Chick McGee]

Just as normal and as I had no idea. Did not have this cup at all. Not this size cup.

[Christy Lee]

Had you even made coffee yet?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was, but his cup is 4 inches and brown. Mine's 7 inches in white. And he's like, I just put creamer in your Diet Pepsi.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it gets worse.

[Chick McGee]

Go on.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he leaves. I microwave my coffee to bring it up to speed, and I put that almond milk in it instead of the real creamer by mistake. Then I've ruined another cup. Yeah. I'm a supporter of the American Dairy Association.

[Chick McGee]

We know.

[Tom Griswold]

And all those hardworking dairy farmers.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning and good evening.

[Josh Arnold]

There are hardworking almond harvesters.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Well, I. I enjoy that on cereal.

[Chick McGee]

The dairy farmers, until you took up their charge. Now I'm sick to death.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I do not like that almond milk in my coffee. It ruins it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, so anyways, farmers have families too, Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

I, on occasion, enjoy that on cereal. My point is, I ruined your Pepsi and my coffee. One of my tires is flat. I can't wear my headphones because I've got all these stitches in my ear and my ear is killing me. Other than that, it's a great morning.

[Chick McGee]

Not to mention his hernia is still hurting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's still swollen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't seem right.

[Tom Griswold]

My left testicle is down to my knee.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not good.

[Christy Lee]

I think you should go back and have it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's fine. It's fine. It's supposed to be this way, but. Yeah, I'm a little bit black. I'm a little bit black and blue. And by the way, it also. I have kind of what I would call. If I were a cartoon, my name would be Dick Parfait. If anyone gets. Oh, yeah, the gist of this. There's a certain creeping blackness.

[Chick McGee]

They did used to have the parfait.

[Josh Arnold]

A very clear delineation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but then that. No, that is slowly receding, I believe is the word.

[Chick McGee]

They had the chocolate parfait. They had the strawberry.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never once in my life had a Peanut buster parfait. Oh, they're really good.

[Tom Griswold]

The classic are good.

[Chick McGee]

The peanut butter parfait.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe I'll do that before it gets Spanish peanuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Real good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Right out of Spain. Right from Spain.

[Christy Lee]

What? They call them Spanish peanuts?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, they do. They're right from Spain.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have an interesting thing that kind of has something to do with what you're talking about. Your hint is chocolate in the news today, but we really have to check in with Christy Lee. She did a one day to Vegas and back in order to watch the wizard of Oz at the Sphere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And had you been to the Sphere for anything else?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so what happened? How was it?

[Chick McGee]

Did you get motion sick?

[Christy Lee]

I. Let's backtrack.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We got there okay. That was fine. I had a motion sickness patch on the back of my ear because I was worried.

[Chick McGee]

They say that's happening to people in the Sphere. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Okay. I did not have motion sickness. I had really bad vertigo getting to my seat because of the steepness and the. The way that's set up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you were up high?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Section 400. 408 is where we were. That's where we were recommended to sit. And thank goodness I only had to go up eight rows. Once I got seated and the movie started, I was fine. No problem with the motion sickness. I don't know if the patch helped. I don't know. But, boy, I'll tell you, if you have any vertigo issues or afraid of heights or anything, I would highly recommend that you pick a lower section and a row that you don't have to walk as far to get.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't when I was there. We were down low, so I didn't know.

[Chick McGee]

Josh and I have talked about having trouble every now and then at the IMAX theaters.

[Christy Lee]

Take that. Times it by a thousand. That's a very good example.

[Tom Griswold]

So how was the movie?

[Christy Lee]

The movie was spectacular. The flying monkeys were a disappointment. I'm not gonna lie. No, because they were underneath us. They were in section that. So if you're gonna go 300 and below is what I would recommend.

[Chick McGee]

Looking down on the flying monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

If you had a sweet. If you had a sweet, they actually walked in and did a cocktail with you.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how it would feel. I mean, I think it's vip.

[Chick McGee]

Winged monkey experience.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's better as a whole to sit a little higher like we did, because we were recommended by Hollywood professionals to sit where we did. And. And it is amazing, but, like, the monkey part was lower than us.

[Josh Arnold]

The good thing about being above the flying monkeys is there's less Of a fecal shower.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Yes, that's true. But they do have one in the lobby that you can walk under if you feel like you need to have that.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

But. And there is a. There is some bad editing. I'm not gonna lie. You know, they cut out quite a bit of the movie over 20 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, and, hey, how long's this movie? It can't be that long. If they need. They need to be out on the floors. We gotta get the gambling going, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Get you out.

[Chick McGee]

Go, go, go.

[Christy Lee]

And then. But don't. Don't run out when you leave, because down on the second floor, on the second floor of the Sphere, they continue with a live show. That's pretty neat. They bring out a wizard, and they have the wizard take questions from the audience. It was cute.

[Chick McGee]

That's fun.

[Christy Lee]

It was cute.

[Tom Griswold]

How much for cute?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, $3,000.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. Well, if you fly in. There was four gentlemen of Asian heritage sitting in front of me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

They videotaped the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised that's legal.

[Christy Lee]

It's not. You're not supposed to take any photos. You're not supposed to use your, you know, phone. Well, to videotape. But I'm not lying. They sat there with their phone like this the whole.

[Tom Griswold]

I sat behind that douchebag at Madison Square Garden at an Eric Clapton show. Really, the entire show. His camera right over his shoulder. And I want to go. This is gonna be on HBO in about six months.

[Christy Lee]

The colors and the. Oh, my gosh. It's so. It's so cool to see. I don't recommend going in and out in one day. Our flight was delayed. I've had two hours of sleep. I got home at 2am so it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was gonna be a good show today.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I got here late, and I had a screaming baby in front of me for four hours on the way home. So it was a great flight.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And in sports, we'll get to that coming up.

[Chick McGee]

We've all. We've got. Fever. Fever. The Indiana Fever advanced last night, beating the Atlanta dream in Atlanta.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

86, 85. They advanced to play Las Vegas starting Sunday in the best of five series. Lexi hall stole an inbounds play with, like, three seconds left. The Fever beat the Dream 87, 85. Despite, of course, missing Caitlin Clark, Indiana closed on a 701 to win a playoff series for the first time since 2015.

[Christy Lee]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

So now you've got the Aces and the Fever starting on Sunday. And the Links have already advanced to the semifinal. They will take on the winner of tonight's game between the Mercury, Phoenix Mercury and the New York Liberty and the WNBA playoffs. So we've all got fever. Fever.

[Christy Lee]

That's great. Great news.

[Tom Griswold]

Lexi hall is Lexi Hole. Gorgeous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's what they said about Elgin Baylor when he made a big play with the Lakers.

[Christy Lee]

Elgin Baylor.

[Chick McGee]

He's a gorgeous man. Just gorgeous. A beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's talk about who's more handsome. Larry Bird.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody thinks Larry Bird's very handsome.

[Chick McGee]

Guess what? You see the problem? Sure, Sophie Cunningham's gorgeous, but we're boys. We would think that. If you're a woman, you think that, that's fine. But do you want to put that in your review of a playoff series? Is that what you want to do? Well, do I want an awful old man?

[Tom Griswold]

Do I want to get an erection watching the game or not?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. He's also a very fun.

[Chick McGee]

I tried.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, I've got great news for everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Tailgating season.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Grilling outside in the fall is the best. I love the great weather and the smell of juicy Omaha Steaks.

[Pat Godwin]

I love the air.

[Chick McGee]

The smell of T Bone in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that'd be a good song, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Which one?

[Tom Griswold]

Of the Smell of Tebow in the Morning.

[Pat Godwin]

You just did it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

And T Bone. We don't know if T Bone. Well, you can invite T Bone over.

[Chick McGee]

To your Tim Tebow. Hell of a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Lead us in prayer.

[Chick McGee]

Why doesn't Tim Tebow have T Bones? But that'd be another meat company, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the Omaha Steaks people can hire them.

[Josh Arnold]

They deliver the world's best steak experience. Enjoy USDA certified tender steaks, juicy burgers, cozy and convenient comfort meals. Plus all those tailgating favorites. You got your chicken wings, you got your Smash burgers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You got your big deli style franks. I'm telling you, it's a smorgasbord over at the Arnold Pad. Maybe this weekend, maybe I'll have a big. I was about to say big ass, but I don't think that's necessarily appropriate. I'm gonna have a big effin barbecue.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's better.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, and invite all the neighbors over right now during their red hot sale event. You can get 50% off site wide@omaha steaks.com. i know. We're having our huge cookout a week from today right here.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh. Coming up, we're going to find out what happened in Buffalo. Buffaloed in Buffalo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Bill's one. But what happened to the majesty of the meaningless game ending field goal? What happened to that?

[Tom Griswold]

How do those guys in Vegas 12.

[Chick McGee]

12 and a half. They win by 10.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus we got a letter that involves you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hello.

[Tom Griswold]

It just says Josh is awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's very sweet.

[Chick McGee]

That is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we'll discuss why. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Osborn]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh. There's Josh Arnold. Hey, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. And that means it's time for email from our listeners brought to you by Hyundai, the all new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Learn how it's so much more than just another [e-mail] Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Hyundai. You know, in Australia they say hiunda.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

They do? I was watching an Australian series and they kept that there was a Hyundai automobile involved and they kept saying Hyundai.

[Josh Arnold]

And in Korea they say Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

And in, in Atlanta, Georgia, they say Hyundai.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

I say great because I love my Hyundai.

[Josh Arnold]

And in Zimbabwe they say all right. I don't know if that's the case there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what they say in Beijing and you know it. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There's still some of those clicky clacky.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Clicky clacky.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know. I don't know what that language is.

[Christy Lee]

Like a railroad.

[Josh Arnold]

And I put language in quotes.

[Tom Griswold]

They get along just fine.

[Chick McGee]

Nods and whistles.

[Josh Arnold]

He's worried about those people.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, now we'll never get any guests from. Where'd you say, wherever the hell. Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing. Saturday, a grown man scared to death.

[Tom Griswold]

We have some letters.

[Chick McGee]

Is that correct? Yeah. I thought you had some.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm experimenting with these new new earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

That was the weirdest exchange we've ever had on this show.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I've got it.

[Christy Lee]

This isn't gonna work, is it? Not gonna work.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys talk?

[Josh Arnold]

We. We were talking. We. Every now and again, Peronis gets mentioned on this show.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the Italian beer? Constant erection or something?

[Josh Arnold]

No, this is when there is a bend in the penis. Usually it was penis caused by scar tissue, that kind of thing. So maybe you had some and it.

[Chick McGee]

Can never be repaired, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It can be repaired.

[Christy Lee]

It can be splint.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is actually what our listener is writing in to clarify many things we've gotten wrong or assumed incorrectly. Okay, I've been. Let's see. Says someone that has Peyronie's disease. So still. Still dealing with it. Maybe it's not. Maybe there isn't a cure all. But there's treatment.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a disease.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's known as Peyronie's disease. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't put a splint on it to straighten it up. They do shock waves to break up the scar tissue. You're all familiar with that sort of medical procedure.

[Chick McGee]

You mean like these stones are done? You mean like they put you in the. Like McMurphy on Cuckoo's Nest? They give you shockwaves?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not shock treatment. Oh, that's a little different. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was way off. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be. Wow. You'd really have to want it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So they can bring.

[Tom Griswold]

That brings in a car battery and jumper cables and attaches them one to your toes.

[Josh Arnold]

Native American. Throwing a chair through a window. It's all.

[Chick McGee]

It was a. Was it a chair or a water fountain?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember. It was a water fountain.

[Chick McGee]

It was a fountain.

[Josh Arnold]

I think in the play I saw, it was a chair. They couldn't afford the.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, he says it doesn't hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's just. They're treating it and he says, you don't have to mention my name. And I won't. Thank you, Lefty Robert Schleffey.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have this note. I'm guessing 100 people have chimed in on this already. I was listening to one of the shows from earlier. You were debating about the instrument used in the song Wildfire at the beginning. There are a lot of videos out there of this. It is a guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And I said that day. And I stand by this. You can show me video of a man playing guitar and that sound coming out of it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

And I still insist it's a flute.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here it is now.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure sounds like a flute.

[Tom Griswold]

And then this guy gets pretty technical. Pat. He says it's a. It's either a Gibson Les Paul with humbuckers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the old humbuckers.

[Tom Griswold]

In another video, we saw a guy play it on a Fender Telecaster.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. This guy's dressed exactly like I thought he'd be, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Sweater.

[Christy Lee]

That bad Sweater. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

That's. Oh, that's a great sweaters.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's. The guy's from America.

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes. You can watch him. Oh, this is from the Midnight Special. Remember that background?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, darn it.

[Josh Arnold]

In this video, it's playing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There. It's a. That's a Les Ball.

[Josh Arnold]

And this video, it actually sounds more like a guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

She comes down.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look at it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

Who doesn't want to punch that guy in the face?

[Pat Godwin]

That's Jesus on guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Right there. It's Jesus with a blow dry.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks nothing like Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus have.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus wouldn't have bangs, I would say.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I was saying. Did Jesus have bangs?

[Pat Godwin]

That's Robert Redford with long hair right there. That's a 22 year old.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like Timmy Redford, Bob's son. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. I pay a thousand dollars for a dump truck to drive across that stage.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song. He's a cool looking dude.

[Pat Godwin]

How long did he kill for him?

[Chick McGee]

How long was he in the chair for that hair?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That must be mid-70s.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys let a lot happen that shouldn't have happened.

[Chick McGee]

We've had a lot happen to us that shouldn't have happened.

[Tom Griswold]

The piano player definitely has that blow dry look. That kind of John Travolta in the.

[Chick McGee]

Early days look, I work hard on my hair.

[Josh Arnold]

What date, what year would you say? If I were a teenager, I'd go, what a bummer that Nam is over, because I would love to be there instead of listening to this.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a gorgeous tune.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoy the song very much. Michael Murphy's like the cowboy country singer to this day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. He's got to be 80, but crazy popular.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

But is he. He's going by Michael Martin Murphy now. Right, right. Okay. But so anyways, we were discussing what that sound was. It is a guitar. All right, Josh, I'm sorry you don't like the song.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no, no, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also. There's also a video of him doing where a guy's doing it on a Telecaster. Pat, this is all guitar talk for you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, that guy doesn't have a job. Letter writer.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is from Jim in Minnesota who writes, josh is awesome. You've just lost your biggest fan, Jim. I appreciate the letter. I'm very much.

[Josh Arnold]

If he appreciates my humor, he knows what I'm doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And he won't get upset.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. He'll be fine. Is that. Are you playing a new guitar, by the way?

[Pat Godwin]

It's the same guitar that's a new guitar, but it has a ding in it. Got my first ding in it the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what'd you do?

[Pat Godwin]

Turned around in my chair. Knocked it right to the floor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay, well, no, I'm gonna ding in it.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm very sad about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, you can use that to. Next time you have a derailed song, you can go. It's because of the Ding.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I use it to actually write. You know, how I express myself through my instrument. Then I pick up the acoustic guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this happened. This happened too, this morning. So these two dig lings are talk. Oh, yeah. I'm not doing anything. I'm just sitting here.

[Tom Griswold]

This.

[Chick McGee]

Tom goes, what are you doing now, Pat? And Pat goes, I'm writing. And he's just standing here. He's not bothering anybody. He comes in, he goes, you want to run to, you know, get some coffee? He goes, oh, you mean now? And this is almost word for word, Tom goes down now. He goes, well, I'm writing. He goes, no, no, no. You could go run out, get some.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to run out, get some coffee, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

And Pat is so upset and hurt, Tom can't see the. The creative process. It's happening in front of him. I stood there and I wanted to send him for. Wants to send him for coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

He usually comes in here. I've been here since 4am normally, but not today because of the flat tire thing. And then I've been working, getting stuff prepared for the show. And then he, Let me tell you, Pat comes in about 5:30 and says, Quarter of four, chick can't get his work done.

[Chick McGee]

He did not dump cream in my soda.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat's chatting. I was here. I don't want to take my car out till I get air in the tire, so. Well, Pat's got a nice car. Maybe he can drive. Go with me.

[Pat Godwin]

He's writing one of the spilled highway songs. You know, there's cream corn or something on the highway.

[Christy Lee]

Not cream corn this time, but.

[Pat Godwin]

And then I said, I felt bad and I said, I'll.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, I'll take you. We'll both go. Because I'm not gonna mess up the order then and be late and not have my highway songs done. Or my diarrhea in the convent or the weather.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have the highway song ready?

[Chick McGee]

I got two.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm so. I feel so bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen, let's entertain those listening now. Do we have the now? Sure, why not? We'll get to sports in a minute. The Buffalo Bills did not come.

[Chick McGee]

Bills win by 10. And the Indiana Fever advance. We've got Fever, Fever. They will. They march on to play the Aces on Sunday. The Fever beat the Atlanta dream in Atlanta. 87, 85. Lexi hall stole the ball. It's not John Havilchek, it's Lexi hall stole the ball. And the Aces beat Seattle last night. 74, 73. So Las Vegas will be Indiana's opponent and the best of five starting Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just pointing out Lexi happens to be gorgeous. Yes, much the same way. Larry Bird. Handsome man.

[Christy Lee]

New Jersey officials say a crash semi spilled M&M's across Interstate 80. Knowlton Township Fire and rescue said a tractor trailer was parked on the highway shoulder when another semi carrying a full load of Eminem rear ended the parked vehicle. The crash tore open both box trailers, spilling cargo onto the roadway.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Photos shared by the department show candy strewn across pavement. The highway was closed for about two.

[Tom Griswold]

Hours while it was M M's everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

They shouldn't let the yellow peanut one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, the yellow one shouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Never let the yellow one drive.

[Chick McGee]

That's just this. Everybody knows that yellow one's drunk. We all know that.

[Tom Griswold]

But interesting. Now, do you know who makes M M's?

[Josh Arnold]

Mars.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was hoping it would be.

[Chick McGee]

It takes like, three years to ship.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do you know who makes. Hoping it would be Hershey's Breezes, because that's who makes Hershey's. Then you, of course, would have the Hershey Highway.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever been down the Hershey highway, chick?

[Chick McGee]

Not so I could explain it to you. No, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you're a bold, bold lover. You know, I'm old. Ever.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't judge anybody for going down the Hershey Highway. To me, it's a little overrated, honestly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but you. You. You've. You've taken the journey, have you? Pat, I hope this song isn't about the Hershey highway, is it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's about the M M's.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Wrong. Yeah. Mars, New Jersey. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Shoot on an M M from the truck. I forgot how good they are.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they do.

[Pat Godwin]

Do not suck. They melt in your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in your hand. Oh, Eminem's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Interstate 80, New Jersey.

[Chick McGee]

Close to exit 10.

[Pat Godwin]

That's where I spilled a truckload.

[Tom Griswold]

Of Eminem.

[Pat Godwin]

My boss is gonna blow.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Cause red, yellow, blue and green are on the street Mrs. Brown and Purple melting in the heat all those tempting chocolate treaties Deers are gonna eat them and get diabetes, diabetes One more time and then we're through.

[Chick McGee]

Were they.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they peanut M M's?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. It looked like peanut from the bag that was laying on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Or. Get a lot of dead squirrels. Oh, they love those peanut M&MS. We used to have a. A squirrel that would come. And the kids early on were doing their swimming team and the outdoor pool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had a. They had essentially a pet squirrel because what are the what are the ones that look like M and Ms. But they're not. The other ones, not the Reese's, but the ones that don't have chocolate in them.

[Christy Lee]

Skittles.

[Tom Griswold]

Skittles?

[Josh Arnold]

Squirrels like Skittles?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They named this one squirrel Skittles.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they'd feed. They'd put Skittles out and this little guy come up and eat them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh. Surprising sugar. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Squirrels carry disease. You know that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this little guy, all sorts of disease. He was just fine.

[Chick McGee]

Filthy, filthy mites and ticks.

[Tom Griswold]

All sorts of things.

[Chick McGee]

They're covered in disease.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the part in the song pair where you said, I forgot how good they are. That happens to me all the time. I go so long without having an M M and then I have one, I'm like, why don't I.

[Pat Godwin]

You're amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I just had some the other day.

[Christy Lee]

The regular ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They look great in the bowl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, they look great in the bowl.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they have colors for every holiday and they're terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're so. And you start eating them. They are tremendous.

[Josh Arnold]

So in the bowl, what do you use? Do you use skim milk? Whole milk? I'm a 2% guy with my bowl of M M's.

[Chick McGee]

You know what you always should do is take the. The Reese's. Reese's. Reese piecey. Put those in the bowl and M&M's in the bowl, mix them all together.

[Christy Lee]

Then you get a surprise every day.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost like a peanut butter cup. Oh, oh, chocolate. Yeah, chocolate M M's.

[Tom Griswold]

And I never had some peanut M.

[Chick McGee]

M's in there too. Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

I never rested the appeal of their slogan. It melts in your mouth, not in your hand. Is that a problem for somebody? Well, the coating. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right now the candy coating would come up on kids hands where that came from the children.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If you just ate chocolate.

[Pat Godwin]

No chocolate on the couch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Due to the advancements at M M's.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's obviously very effective because we all remember it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just happy we have M&Ms. Because they are from Mars and it takes three to five years for them to get here.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always appreciated there's a candy company named after the God of war, Mars.

[Tom Griswold]

He used to be the God of defense. Funny enough, we have Chick Magee across the way.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

You live in a nice compound.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we'll check in with the sports desk. We have more letters to get to if you want to reach us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. You'll find us at Bob and tomobandtom.com because this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Osborn]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email [e-mail].

[Christy Lee]

When did making plans get this complicated? It's time to streamline with WhatsApp, the secure messaging app that brings the whole group together. Use polls to settle dinner plans.

[Chick McGee]

Send event invites and pin messages so.

[Christy Lee]

No one forgets mom 60th and never.

[Chick McGee]

Miss a meme or milestone.

[Christy Lee]

All protected with end to end encryption. It's time for WhatsApp message privately with everyone. Learn [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Fun.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. There's Christy Lee back from Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Vegas. Baby. Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

$50 in slots out the window.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, at the airport.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, at the airport.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard the slots at the airport are a little loose.

[Christy Lee]

I at the airport before but not yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Loose. The slots of town.

[Christy Lee]

The wheel of fortune was not spinning for this girl. Dang it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I like this.

[Christy Lee]

I love the wheel of fortune. Wheel of fortune.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what is that? The. Oh. And they scream and yell. Yeah, that is a good one.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

I was sure you were going to be A big winner.

[Christy Lee]

I know I was a big winner because I got to see the wizard of Oz. I had a very nice meal at the Venetian at some point. Italian restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Ricardo or waiter.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were going to say some Italian waited on us. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's Puerto Rican actually. But now.

[Tom Griswold]

But we were having a discussion yesterday that I think irritated pretty much everybody.

[Chick McGee]

So I certainly bring it back up.

[Tom Griswold]

About how marijuana is legal in about half the country. I forget the exact numbers, but some states it's legal, some states it's not. Some states it's what medical. Whatever BS they have. I'm not particularly interested in it. I don't smoke it. But various members of my family apparently do. But there was an interesting news story about New Buffalo, Michigan. Beautiful spot. Right, right across the board from Indiana. And they, they have, they're now calling it New Puffalo.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's it. Because I looked it up on the chart. You said New Puffalo one more time, we all could leave.

[Pat Godwin]

I said that?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you're. Just calm down.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There are, there are a large number of so called dispensaries there. I find it amusing that they call them dispensaries. Trying to give it like a medical spin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of saying marijuana. So whatever. But we got this letter and in New Buffalo there are a large number of them because people go there, they buy it, then they cross the state and right state lines, etc. Etc. So it's a handy way for certain states to have all their money go elsewhere. It says you were talking about the names of pot stores, writes Doug. One of them opened at a building that had been a Ruby Tuesdays in Gaylord, Michigan. They really missed it. It would have been the perfect place to change the name and use the built in name recognition by calling it Doobie Tuesdays. They did not. They called it Loomis. So okay, whatever they, whatever it is, you, you do your thing. Doobie Dooby doo Dooby Dooby doo.

[Christy Lee]

Buffalo. Have you been up there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

That's where I, I went to mass up there and that was where. Never had seen this before. If you're Catholic, you know what I'm talking about. Mass starts, the altar boys walk in and usually the altar boys walk in and the priest is behind them. The altar boys walk in and there's no priest. And I'm looking around going, what the heck's going on here? He was playing the organ and he jumps up and he goes down and he comes up and he goes, sorry, Margaret's on vacation this week, so I.

[Tom Griswold]

Had to do something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know. New Buffalo's wonderful, but I.

[Christy Lee]

It's wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

I think Josh and I enjoyed Old Buffalo. Buffalo better.

[Pat Godwin]

Old Main street with no.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch the Segway, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel the same way about York.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're studying. You're studying radio, Pat. Watch the segue. New Buffalo. Hey, speaking of Buffalo, didn't the Bills play last night? Did they cover the spread?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me write that.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the presence of greatness.

[Tom Griswold]

Seamless.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I meant pointless. Okay, very good.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Allen threw three touchdown passes. Tuddies.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Where are you on tutty? No, no, no. And Terrell Bernard. They call it doggy intercepted to a tongue of viola. But I've blown a trombone with three minutes left to secure the Buffalo Bills 3121 win over the Miami Dolphins. And one of our friends, Tom, has texted me already this morning. 31, 21. Your final. Our. Our buddy bet the under at 50 and a half and it landed at 52. We'll get him next week, Steve. Don't worry about that.

[Tom Griswold]

And feeling.

[Christy Lee]

That's who that was.

[Tom Griswold]

They were. They were getting 12. Is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

Dolphins were getting 12. I. I gave the points. And obviously that's an L for the trickster.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this has been a morning in which a lot of jokes been stated and missed. I really enjoyed your Miami quarterback joke. Could you do it again? You did it so quickly.

[Chick McGee]

Miami quarterback to a Tonga viola. No, that's not right. To a Tonga viola. But I. Trombone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that got nothing from you guys.

[Pat Godwin]

I've always enjoyed that.

[Chick McGee]

But welcome aboard. But you've got to go with. Speaks to the larger point that if you would just listen to the show while we're doing it, it would really be fun for you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying jokes were missed. I think you could have.

[Chick McGee]

I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You highlighted it. Don't get me wrong, speaking of the.

[Christy Lee]

NFL, there is a Raiders store at the Vegas airport.

[Tom Griswold]

Everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Everywhere. No, I didn't see it everywhere, but I may or may not have picked up a birthday present for you, ace. But of course I forgot it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they take your money and give you nothing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no, I got something this time. This was after the slot machine took all my money.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, I'm sorry. Back to the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

And from the WNBA. Leah Boston made the go ahead basket with 7.4 seconds left. And then the Dream tried to inbound the ball, but Lexi hall stole the ball and the Indiana fear. Is anybody getting that but me? That's a famous Boston Johnny Most. Boston Celtics. Havilczyk stole the ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no. I guarantee people out there are getting it.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna find it anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

Never watch basketball.

[Chick McGee]

I'm having a basketball of any kind? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Who would you rather sleep with? The aforementioned Lexi or John Havilchek?

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. John was kind of a. Kind of a dreamboat. Was he a Celtic Ohio State boy? He was a Boston Celtic boy.

[Christy Lee]

How did I know that?

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, despite missing Caitlin Clark, the Fever do away with the Atlanta Dream in Atlanta last night, 87, 85 to advance to the WNBA semifinals. They will be playing the Las Vegas Aces. Aces beat Seattle Storm last night, 74, 73. That series, the best of five, starts on Sunday. And for the first time ever, the finals. The WNBA will be a best of seven affair. So we will see how that goes. And it will be my dis. Most. This. I don't like this format. 2, 2, 1, 1, 1. I don't care for that. But that's what they're going to do.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you spell the first name of the quarterback from Miami? T U A Tua.

[Chick McGee]

Tua. Would you like to hear how you spell his last name?

[Tom Griswold]

I know that's. I was thinking. So he's like. He's like. Like that Haktua girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but they threw an H on the end of that.

[Tom Griswold]

They do, do they?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. T U A H. Okay. That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

She's still out there?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

She has a blog.

[Pat Godwin]

Just saw a couple days ago.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You take her out?

[Chick McGee]

What's going on?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Has she emerged on one of the. Has she emerged on one of the major fake reality shows?

[Pat Godwin]

Not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

She'd be a natural for like dancing with this. Is she. Is that. Is the way she got famous? Too vulgar for Dancing with the Stars?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. But boy, have you watched the current season. I know like three people on there.

[Chick McGee]

Feldman.

[Christy Lee]

Corey Feldman. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Bolted. Right. He didn't. He didn't show. That's what I saw this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

For years.

[Tom Griswold]

They were upset they couldn't get the Menendez brothers. They were hoping.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They didn't get parole. Darn.

[Tom Griswold]

Darn.

[Christy Lee]

They were counting on them.

[Tom Griswold]

All they did was shotgun off their parents heads. Yeah. Let them go.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't mean it. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

They weren't counting on them. Were they thinking about it?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, they weren't.

[Christy Lee]

They went up and they did go to the Polars.

[Tom Griswold]

What I'm doing there, Pat, is. I'm saying this is how ridiculous. Yeah. The guy that played him in the TV movie was on the carpet at the Emmys or whatever the hell they were going. Oh, it's a shame they didn't get out. Really.

[Christy Lee]

Did he really say?

[Tom Griswold]

Judging by his. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We have also some exciting stuff coming up in the news, including something I'm very excited about in the world of avocados. Oh, no, I love avocados. Me too. Josh was having one of my favorite breakfasts yesterday. A boiled egg, avocado and toast. Are you kidding me?

[Josh Arnold]

Real good.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got. This is like a. This could be a giant step in the world of avocado appreciation. I know that'll hold him. You're welcome. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Already done a song today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure. He's winded. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

He charging extra today.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. I'm Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom, Patty G. Pat's got some shows coming up. Actually. We're gonna get Pat Godwin live and in person. And they would include coming up in Mason city, Illinois, Saturday, October 25th. Am I getting that right?

[Pat Godwin]

You are indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Saturday, November 1st, that big show in Green Bay, Wisconsin at the Meijer Theater with Dave Dyer and Greg Hahn. That's another terrific. Well, you got a whole bunch of great ones on the way, including Lima, Ohio, Youngstown, Ohio. I'll also remind you Mr. Greg Hahn tonight. He's in Louisville with Willie G. At the Caravan tonight and tomorrow. So some great Comedy out there. Go. Appreciate it. Live and in person. Chick Magee is over there at. Do you want me to do it this way? At SportsCenter. That makes it sound like you've got a big staff.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, ESPN may have a lock on that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Sports Center.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Maybe. Maybe Sports Control is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Sport Desk is okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Barely. You just said you didn't like News Desk.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like News Desk. It's all. It's a different ball of wax. It's a whole different. What do I need here?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

A whole nother.

[Tom Griswold]

See, Christie has the whole Psylac Insurance thing. Is this insurance? News Desk. She's got support. You're over there all on your own at the school.

[Chick McGee]

I'm all hanging out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm naked to the world.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got?

[Chick McGee]

Real quick. Bills win 3121 over the Dolphins. A lot of chatter today about they did not cover the point spread his sons. But yeah, they might have saved their head coach's job. Mike. Whatever his name is for. For this foreseeable future. We'll see about that. Aaliyah Boston made the go ahead basket in the WNBA last night with 7.4 seconds left. Then Lexi hall stole the ball. Here's the original.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that is. That's 100 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that guy talking into a can?

[Chick McGee]

Well, 57, 58, something like that. Hamilton stole the ball. I'm sorry it wasn't EQ'd out to. For you audiophiles out there. I know how you detest old things.

[Tom Griswold]

Other than a word of it.

[Chick McGee]

You couldn't understand a word of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we have a big bandage on your ear.

[Christy Lee]

I have a question. Is that your good ear that's bandaged?

[Tom Griswold]

That. This is the problem.

[Chick McGee]

No, I know what the problem is. We all know what the problem is.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't cover my. I've got a. I've got a whole bunch of stitches in the top of my ear. I had a procedure yesterday. And God bless the great doctors that. And they're wonderful people, but I. So, yeah, this is my better ear for hearing.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

When they were doing it, I'm. I'm lying down. I can't hear, so I really couldn't hear anything. So they might have said. God knows what. They told me you get home. And Kelly goes, no. What are you supposed to do? I have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't really listening.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't send you home with discharge instructions.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna. I haven't dead Time to read them. It's like menus that I. I read all day long. I don't want to go to a rest. I have to read again.

[Josh Arnold]

How often does Kelly walk into a room that you're in, look at you.

[Chick McGee]

And walk right back out, shake her.

[Josh Arnold]

Head and silently walk away?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she doesn't even bother walking in now. Just.

[Chick McGee]

I. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear he's in there. I've got to go find something else to do.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I was wondering about this. Aaliyah Boston from the WNBA is not related to the great Ralph Boston.

[Christy Lee]

Who the hell's Ralph Boston?

[Pat Godwin]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Now, this is the guy who just said that audio sounded too old. He didn't care for that. And Ralph Boston was a track and field competitor for the United states in the 60s.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the greatest long jumpers of all time.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe Bob Beeman.

[Chick McGee]

At a margin sport. In a margin sport.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a legitimate.

[Chick McGee]

In the track and field.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's legit.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they do. They both are African American. Nice shooting text. But the point is, Ralph Ball, he was great on. I used to love watching track and field on cbs, and Ralph Boston was one of the commentators.

[Tom Griswold]

Extraordinarily well known.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's not true.

[Josh Arnold]

No relation to Aaliyah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that'd be really cool if it was, like, his granddaughter. Her.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I've never felt more that I need to say this. Get this out into the ether. Just because you say something doesn't mean it's true. You know that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

You ever watch the news? There are a lot of people that are doing.

[Josh Arnold]

I want us to never forget. I. I laughed really, really hard yesterday. If anybody had seen me, they saw a man snap. What they saw was a man sitting quietly and then just burst into laughter.

[Christy Lee]

What I missed, I miss.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the quote. I'm just going to give you this, all right? No context.

[Christy Lee]

All right?

[Josh Arnold]

This is a Tom quote. Mr. Ed is responsible for making the Dutch door famous. I remember that moment.

[Chick McGee]

That was. And now Ralph Boston, a tremendously famous track and field.

[Pat Godwin]

He was not joking.

[Christy Lee]

He was convinced.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you know, Christy, now, for example. Now, for example, when people name their kids, there are certain TV shows they can pinpoint. Yeah. This name was on a TV show. And all of a sudden, every. There's, you know, hundreds and thousands of kids named with this name. I think the same thing is true in architecture. Certain things appear in a television show, and the next thing you know, a lot of people are having it done.

[Josh Arnold]

And you can. You can actually look at the numbers Mr. Ed aired, and then the number of Dutch doors in suburban homes skyrockets.

[Christy Lee]

Can you skyrocketed? You have a Dutch door before or after Mr. Ed?

[Tom Griswold]

I grew up with a Dutch door. And one of the doors to our kitchen was a Dutch door. And one of. And our dog Duffy would come up and stick his head up going, hey, I'm over here.

[Christy Lee]

Explain to our audience what a Dutch door is. A lot of people.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a door that is split in half horizontally, so you can walk up to the door. It's kind of like what you see at a. When you go to a. Like a football game and the kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Concession stands have concessions. Bars have them sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Half a door, half a door. I have one at my house.

[Christy Lee]

You have a Dutch door in your house?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my new house.

[Chick McGee]

Does it serve any purpose other than you love Dutch doors?

[Tom Griswold]

Just technically, I think it has no purpose.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a dog gate?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. It's a regular door. It goes to the outside. So it's got like four locks on it. It's very complicated, but it swings.

[Christy Lee]

So half of it you can open.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can open. You can open the top half. I suppose you could open the bottom half a few and leave the top.

[Chick McGee]

That be awkward, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to let in a small person.

[Josh Arnold]

How funny would it be? There has to be a scene in a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys are actually, we just opened the bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

They're having a party.

[Tom Griswold]

Peter.

[Pat Godwin]

Peter Dinklage goes, how does.

[Chick McGee]

How did the Three Stooges not have the scenes? Hey, open the door, you knucklehead. And he opens the bottom and they all, all two of them hit the top.

[Christy Lee]

And I haven't seen a Dutch door since probably the 50s or 60s. How did you get a Dutch door approved to be put in your home? Kelly allowed that.

[Chick McGee]

Is that code?

[Josh Arnold]

We were told yesterday she allowed one. He was able. In fact, I think he said he was able to sneak one in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got like two concessions. One of them was the Dutch door.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. The urinal.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise he'd have a house of Dutch doors.

[Chick McGee]

You can set the Dutch door so you can open it as one door.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got this huge bolt on it, but. Yeah, I didn't get the round dining room table I wanted. Well, it's now in my office.

[Christy Lee]

I bet that door's around back, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's. It's one of the ones out front.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker taught me something yesterday. Yes, I'm looking at getting A new storm door.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And she said, there are storm doors out there that the top half glass part will slide down and there's a screen.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Completely unaware. And I.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't wait to get one.

[Christy Lee]

So that's a great thing. Yeah, it is a wonderful, Terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

That way you don't have to take the glass off. Stick in your garage right the middle of winter, you walk into it and break it, buy a new door. But yeah, the Dutch door made famous in the show Mr. Ed made famous a lot of. Oh, yeah. I think we all agree.

[Chick McGee]

So when you.

[Josh Arnold]

Many stables do have Dutch doors, we're not going to argue that that is true.

[Chick McGee]

When your family moved into that house, did it have a Dutch door, or did you guys sit around, watch Mr. Ed and go, oh, my God, we need one of those. Let's remodel immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fair question. The house, the door was not a Dutch door when we moved in. We had it modified.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Why in God's name, why was it used?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, we had.

[Chick McGee]

It was really utilized as in case.

[Josh Arnold]

A horse were to come up to.

[Chick McGee]

The house at least once a day, someone would go, thank God for this.

[Tom Griswold]

The top was open virtually all the time.

[Christy Lee]

What is the point of a Dutch door?

[Tom Griswold]

You can walk by, look in the kitchen. Hey, hi, Mom. Where's Duffy? And he walks over.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you have a door in your kitchen?

[Josh Arnold]

We're still a little confused as to the functionality of a Dutch door.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Especially going to the outside with your air conditioning.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, yeah, you got bats flying over here.

[Pat Godwin]

Snakes can come in.

[Chick McGee]

Kites, and a horse could walk along and stick his. Stick his hell head in your kitchen.

[Josh Arnold]

They're all eating dinner in a kite. Lands on the drones.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's an argument to be made that some of the classic television shows there. There are characters. I still think Eddie Haskell is one of the greatest characters in the history of television. Some of those old shows really do have some important things to say. Mr. Ed, the notion that horses are smarter than people, that wasn't necessarily the premise. Well, I think that. But if you've been around people, you kind of go, you know something? I'd rather have a talking horse than talk to this guy.

[Josh Arnold]

One could argue it's a show about a madman because no one else hears Mr. Ed.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's really. That's probably true about the psychology of a human being.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In many ways, it's much deeper than you think.

[Christy Lee]

Did you know that Dutch doors actually did originate in the Netherlands?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. We didn't look into that. Yeah, we got so many letters saying shut up about this, that we. We had to halt our race.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I wanted to know why is. Why is going Dutch when you go on a date and you go Dutch, is that because. Is that just a tradition over there? I know. In Grand Rapids, Michigan, the phrases, if you're not Dutch, you're not much. That's. That's a thing there.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, really.

[Josh Arnold]

If only he had heard that.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't hear it. Here you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm jealous.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

I wish I could erase the moment, too.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry I missed that.

[Chick McGee]

And Christy didn't hear it, either.

[Tom Griswold]

You know those pants where you can unzip the things just above the knee and take the bottoms of the legs off?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Those should be called Dutch pants.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they should, too.

[Pat Godwin]

It should be called Dutch pants.

[Chick McGee]

If it wasn't for Mr. Ed, those pants would have never been made.

[Tom Griswold]

Pull them off and put on your wooden shoes. Put your finger in the dike. Okay. Well, right now it's quiz time, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

My God, what a long morning.

[Christy Lee]

Well, do it on two hours of sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope you're sharp, Chick Magee, because it's time for the quiz.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I got this. I love these guys.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to answer this question. Oh, yeah, I'm talking about our friends at the Silac Insurance Company. I didn't even know what an annuity was, but I'm finding out now. It's all about retiring down the road and having some money coming in on a regular basis. And you need to get some real details from people that know what they're doing. The experts in annuities. The Silac Insurance Company. That's why it's time for this quiz we've taken in your Letters for the McGee 3. Three questions. Frequently asked questions. Here's the first one. Dear Chick Magee, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. What is the address for that? The Silac website, please.

[Chick McGee]

So easy, Tom. It's silacins.com. that's S I L, a C I.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's right. I've got question two. And this is amazing. I love this idea. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a silac annuity. Where can I learn about that? You got a number for me again?

[Chick McGee]

Easy peasy. Just go to silacins.com. click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

So here you got two out of two. Okay, here's our third one. Dear Mr. McGee says, would it be too much to ask to read the SILAC disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

That's way too much to ask. Please, Christy, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

We've got world records all and a famous Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher is retiring.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, I have a theory now as to why Mr. Ed talks to Wilbur with a Dutch door so that the audience couldn't see the team of men jamming a prod up Mr. Ed's ass to get his mouth to move.

[Chick McGee]

Special effects, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he put peanut butter in his guns? Now that's all coming up along with. We've got. Did you. We never got to the reading glasses story.

[Christy Lee]

No, I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great story. If you. If you're. You have to wear your cheaters. Get your cheaters.

[Josh Arnold]

You seen my eyeballs?

[Tom Griswold]

Wanna see this? I'm cheating. These are my cheaters. We'll give you the details. That's a really cool story in the world of science. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless. And if you haven't made the switch yet, here are 15 reasons why you should.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Two, seriously, it's $15 a month.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

That's what's happening, right? Okay, give it a try. @mintmobile.com Switch upfront payment of $45 for three month plan.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show with the SILAC Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Jess Hooker. Hi, Josh Arnold. Hello, Josh. Hello. What the hell so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I will explain.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care Needs get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just thinking we could make that door and back of you guys a Dutch door.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a bad idea.

[Tom Griswold]

People could walk up, but they couldn't come in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that'd be nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This. This is a interesting sidelight to the Bob and Tom show. Because of Tom, we are in a state of the art soundproof studio. But one of us insists on keeping the door open.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

For some. And I. I know what he'll say. Well, during the pandemic, no one caught Covid, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But now he just is more comfortable with the door open. There's no reason for it. And once again, no matter what you say, it's not the truth. So I would.

[Jess Hooker]

I would venture if you close that door, he couldn't open it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's no way.

[Jess Hooker]

There's very heavy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just. I would think you'd like it.

[Chick McGee]

Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you can get out of here quicker.

[Chick McGee]

Only if you're in the room. You'd be correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm oddly more comfortable with it open. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am. But that's how I am at home. All the doors are open.

[Chick McGee]

Not all my doors closed.

[Josh Arnold]

Like bedroom doors and stuff?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like the others. Man, that's a good movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you're okay. When you're home by yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, go ahead, Tom, make a point.

[Tom Griswold]

I will make a point. This may be. I'll turn it. To make this too difficult for you to understand.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You're there by yourself. You have to use the men's room. Do you, For a sit down. For a major transaction. Do you shut the door?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's, that's. But it's involved because my bathroom originally did not have a door on it. And I put one of those barn doors on it.

[Josh Arnold]

This is in the primary bedroom.

[Chick McGee]

It's in the. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So you have to slide it across.

[Chick McGee]

Slide it across. And if I'm home by myself. No, I don't. I don't shut the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

If I'm entertaining one of the many women that are at the.

[Tom Griswold]

You let them feast on the aroma.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. No, you shut the door. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I would have my question really involved your dogs.

[Christy Lee]

My dogs are always in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Do your dogs follow you into the.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be home by myself. I will actually shut the door because I don't want a dog's snout sticking between my knees.

[Chick McGee]

Here's what I've discovered. And I didn't know this was like, I don't know, 10 years ago. I just. That dogs really enjoy helping you in the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

They're protecting you.

[Chick McGee]

I used to shut the door to the bedroom, the primary, so you couldn't even get in. But now I leave everything open so they can come in and check me out. They.

[Tom Griswold]

They, they really enjoy if you're on the toilet commode.

[Chick McGee]

Do they commode?

[Tom Griswold]

Do they? You know what I'm saying? I want to get to the procedures. No, they don't.

[Chick McGee]

They just come in and lay down.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

My dogs know that I'm captive so that I'll pet them on the head because I'm sitting there.

[Jess Hooker]

But isn't that a pack thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They protect you while you're.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they ever, like, come up for a big huff, you know?

[Jess Hooker]

Only your dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Last light, Last night's lasagna.

[Chick McGee]

You read that article. That dog sense of smell is. We can't even comprehend how complicated and sensitive it is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are.

[Christy Lee]

I can smell tumors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There are certain things about. In the world of. Yeah, that's pretty serious. They can actually smell disease. Oh, we were talking about the Dutch doors because we were discussing Mr. Ed, which of course is the source of many Dutch doors.

[Chick McGee]

But that's not what you said. Responsible for Dutch doors in America.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I forgot I have a Dutch door inside my house also. I forgot about that. Where there was. When we were building the house, there was this little extra space kind of by heart's room.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we had him finish it kind of. So she's got the secret hideaway. But she can. It's. But it's got a Dutch door. So she can have like a concession stand up there.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cute.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Little girl's room.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what we would do. My grandparents had a Dutch door and we would play drive through, but it was walk through. And we would be in the kitchen and we would give our cousins stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was a blast.

[Tom Griswold]

And then going Dutch. I. I was wondering what that. When you go on a date, what do you each pay? That started going Dutch. Started as kind of an anti Dutch thing from the English that they. They were trying to portray the Dutch as being super cheap. So that's where that came from.

[Chick McGee]

This email from Monica. Dear Bob and Tom show. My stepmother's grandma had a Dutch door to her bedroom so that if there Was an intruder. She could open up the top half and rest her rifle on the bottom half.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Monica says that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I'd recommend a handgun, frankly for that situation. But that's whatever works.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but that's old school.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a rifle in, rifle indoors.

[Josh Arnold]

Old school.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna go through all the walls and go into the house next door.

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever have a house that had the saloon doors? I had that on one of my homes.

[Josh Arnold]

Like going into the kitchen or.

[Christy Lee]

No, it wasn't. Downstairs in the basement. Into the bar.

[Chick McGee]

That's fun. That copper bar you had.

[Tom Griswold]

They go. It goes. They swing in and they swing out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, we had ones that went into the pantry.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I say saloon doors aren't worth anything unless they squeak.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they gotta. You gotta make.

[Chick McGee]

They must squeak. They simply must.

[Tom Griswold]

John Wayne. Or at her home where she has the saloon doors. What would he say?

[Pat Godwin]

Gentlemen, let's add to the medicine cabinet.

[Tom Griswold]

And on that note, let's get back.

[Christy Lee]

Remove ours.

[Josh Arnold]

We've been chick. We've been inundated in the green room again by tomatoes. I don't know if you're aware.

[Chick McGee]

I saw. I don't know how the show went on without tomatoes being delivered.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we. Are we nearing the end of tomato season?

[Christy Lee]

Jason?

[Tom Griswold]

But we're not gonna. We're not nearing the end of ungrateful season. So don't you enjoy a nice delicious. These are the best. This is the best time.

[Chick McGee]

Hit this on the head. None of them are tomato shaped, right? Pistachio. They could be red pistachios.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not pretty. They are just simply not. Not appetizing. Looking objectionable. I ate an objectionable one a couple weeks ago on the air. Looked like the Elephant Man. You know when sometimes people are born with like a tenth of a twin on their shoulder and it has eyelashes and one tooth.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what a lot of these.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you should see the one that somebody left leaning against my coffee mug. Just now I came in and this was sitting here.

[Chick McGee]

Can I see it?

[Josh Arnold]

This is what is. I suppose. But maybe if you were to dissect it, you would find it's a tomato.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

To me.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like a little robot.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like you remember the Fisher Price people.

[Jess Hooker]

That's exactly what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

This is what this is. Somebody has taken a Fisher Price person and. And painted it red.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's a cruel trick. Look at how stupid this is. It's a longer, small tomato with like a Cherry tomato on top is the.

[Jess Hooker]

Head, but it's like a Roma tomato.

[Tom Griswold]

And it grew. It grew that way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Freakishly.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there a big industry about misshapen vegetables and people get.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there's a whole.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's actually a great thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they call that a thalidomator.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they don't. You learn nothing from the last time.

[Jess Hooker]

I knew he was gonna do it again. I knew it.

[Chick McGee]

What is.

[Tom Griswold]

Calm down, everybody. Long it. Take a joke now.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this from your handyman or from Jason's wife? Jason's wife who has a green thumb. I don't know how misshapen it is. I imagine it has seven knuckles and half a nail.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't know where it's been.

[Josh Arnold]

You like. You like a little thumb play, Jason?

[Jess Hooker]

Don't.

[Josh Arnold]

They taste delicious? Okay, so maybe. Hooker. Are you gonna make sauce again? Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna make sauce again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway. Look at this silly guy. We'll post a picture of it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, bite its head off.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to. Should I just Aussie it right now?

[Pat Godwin]

How's it taste?

[Josh Arnold]

Real good.

[Chick McGee]

So delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you wash it?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

What's good enough for the animals?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jason has to stand in the driveway every third week to get the DDT delivery. That's exactly right, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard to get it. I mean, you gotta.

[Chick McGee]

You are so, so stupid. Do you know that? You really are. It's starting to affect all of us.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta know a guy to get it now.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you do.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's gonna like Quaaludes.

[Chick McGee]

God, shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

They're so hard to get.

[Chick McGee]

An Italian, a driver, has broken the Guinness World Record for the fastest car on a boat.

[Tom Griswold]

On a boat.

[Christy Lee]

On a boat.

[Chick McGee]

What did I think?

[Pat Godwin]

I said I heard boat.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if my pants kissing is ass.

[Chick McGee]

Fabio Barone recently hit a top speed of 101.

[Josh Arnold]

My Barone has a first name. It's F, A, B, I, O.

[Chick McGee]

My Barone.

[Josh Arnold]

I nailed that, guys. And you guys sat there like mannequin.

[Tom Griswold]

That was very good.

[Chick McGee]

We're an oil.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was missed. Just like my yellow Eminem joke.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta lock it all.

[Pat Godwin]

You were way off on that one.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I missed it.

[Christy Lee]

No, you didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't understand.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand how you can set a record on a boat, in a car.

[Tom Griswold]

What I don't understand. Jason, were you able to tell from the video if there's a fence at the end. Okay, he's in a Ferrari. He's on an aircraft carrier.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a boat.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's a ship boat.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but. Okay, I didn't realize. There's no fence at the end. So if this guy screws up, he's launching a very expensive car into the ocean.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, there's a ramp. Then it goes into a building.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. That's. That. That's a cruise. That's a cruise ship.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but the building part of the ship.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, if he.

[Christy Lee]

There's a cruise ship next to the aircraft carrier.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, it's Italy. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how they do.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what they do over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. There is water between those two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, that would launch the thing.

[Chick McGee]

Someone should be enjoying this.

[Tom Griswold]

So he has to slam on the brakes or else that very expensive cars. He stops way short.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So he broke the. So the speed was what?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Timeout. Race engineer Alessandro Tadino told the AP that Mr. Barone's team will now submit their certified result to Guinness for verification.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

This is not a world record at all.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the bad news. You want to know the worst news?

[Chick McGee]

We're going to have to hear about it again.

[Christy Lee]

That was what I was to going.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how fast did he get to Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

101.

[Josh Arnold]

101.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty fast on a boat.

[Josh Arnold]

It's funny. It doesn't look like 101 at all.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like he reaches 22.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, did you hear Pat? He said, yeah, that's pretty fast for on a boat.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, he was just defending, you know, you're attacking him.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

What is going on this morning?

[Tom Griswold]

What the heck's going on? But first, that's a really cool car and kind of fun.

[Chick McGee]

Would you want to own a Ferrari? Honestly, either one of you? You two car clowns.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Would you want to?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it'd be fun to drive one for a day.

[Christy Lee]

Fun to drive? Yeah. Why?

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't go fast? You wouldn't go really fast.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You're the one that has.

[Chick McGee]

I have a little baby car, but I don't have it. I like the way it looks. I don't drive it because it's fast. It's fun to go around a curve, that's all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's the way the Lotus was. You didn't get really fast, but they were fun on roundabouts they were. It's like driving a go kart on a road.

[Chick McGee]

And you shouldn't be driving anyway anymore. I'm going to talk to people and see if we can't get some sort of municipal law passed.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never had an accident.

[Chick McGee]

You're a menace.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you honestly never had one in your life?

[Tom Griswold]

Not. No. I've been hit three times by other people from the back.

[Christy Lee]

Because you're going so. Damn.

[Chick McGee]

I have an announcement. Everyone who believes that stand on at.

[Tom Griswold]

Both times stopped at a red light. Light. So.

[Chick McGee]

So obviously it was there. By the way, I was there for three red lights, so. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. So I just thought that was pretty cool. And when this becomes certified by the Guinness, people will have our special treat.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't let me stop. Your special treatment would have been really.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool if the ship had been at sea, of course. In motion.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because then technically, say the ship's going 20 knots and then, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you couldn't add that. No, I don't think that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's like running on an airplane. That's like. If it flies on an airplane, it's going 800 miles an hour. Stop.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends on your perspective. I hate to get into serious physics with you clowns, but. Yeah, yeah, I'd be correct. Okay, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right. Tom, Is that sports? I wish it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's more.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Well, hell yeah, there's more. Stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

What did we do to deserve this?

[Chick McGee]

In Vienna, Austrian daredevil Joseph Tatling has set a new Guinness World record by pulling a car 328ft while his body was on fire.

[Josh Arnold]

This is insanity.

[Christy Lee]

He's wearing a suit, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Of course he is. All safety measures are being taken care of. Look at this idiot who just doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Care, lathered up in that fireproof gel type stuff. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's not wearing a fire suit, this guy.

[Chick McGee]

You know why he did this? I bet he did this to impress some girl. There's.

[Christy Lee]

There's no doubt about not wearing a.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got a fire suit on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he doesn't. He's.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he does.

[Christy Lee]

He does.

[Josh Arnold]

He is wearing. Not over his head, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Not over his head.

[Christy Lee]

No. But the rest of his body has.

[Josh Arnold]

A fire suit and his head was gelled.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

To hell and back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, which is the right thing to do. But this is silly.

[Tom Griswold]

It says he emerged without serious injuries, though. Onlookers said the smell of burning fuel Filled the air, no doubt. Yeah, yeah. And he's pushing. He's pushing a car.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's pulling a car. Those who know physics know I'm right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

[Chick McGee]

You weren't paying attention to your own story. You look ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, what's really impressive.

[Chick McGee]

You look absolutely ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

What is impressive, though, is the car was in park.

[Chick McGee]

Now. Now you've got something.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a hot rod. Is the car on fire, too?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Dom, play it again. The car's not on fire. Oh, I thought the car was on fire.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Why would the car be on fire? Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Are that guy? Is. Are his arms covered in hands?

[Josh Arnold]

Are his what?

[Tom Griswold]

Are his arms and hands covered?

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Everything's covered. That's on fire. Everything burning, you see is some sort of gel or some special effect. No.

[Tom Griswold]

That you see in the movie. That's not a special effect.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's not what he means.

[Chick McGee]

That's not what I mean. When you see these. Somebody is a mass murderer set on fire and running toward the camera. There's like some sort of gel or something.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a way to keep things aflame. But. But it's oddly at a lower temperature. It's a weird thing. Yeah, it's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The fire is at a lower temperature.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. There really is something that keeps it from burning as intense as if you didn't have that gel on until it hits the flesh. I think there is a limited amount of time.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, sure. Okay. I thought it was kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I am surprised they allowed that because you said, you know, we've. Guinness has been known for not allowing.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They seem to have changed their tune. They're getting to this, the scary stuff. So. So now what's coming up is that completed our sports broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, tell him I'm not speaking to him.

[Christy Lee]

Chick's not speaking to you right now.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee, Go Puppies.

[Christy Lee]

Are in the news. Oh, they're so cute. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

But they are cute.

[Christy Lee]

They may cause as much stress as they cure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. They're. That's a stressful. Stressful thing.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a baby.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. If you smoke a lot of pot, be on the lookout. You could get diabetes and avocados in the news today.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great avocado story.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, you're gonna love this. Could we.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't wait.

[Chick McGee]

Is it gonna happen?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. That's one of my favorite. Can we do that next don't go anywhere. You're gonna love this. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chip.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry to take you by surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

Tactical issue over here.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I have resolved. I think. It's good to see you. I'm happy to be here. And Ms. Hooker, you're looking great. I love the hat.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

She is a fan of. Of the Indiana Fever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they have moved on in the playoffs. It's a cool looking red, red baseball cap.

[Chick McGee]

Fever. Fever.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you put on your lipstick, did you deliberately go with a red lipstick to match the hat?

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't. I did it because I don't have eye makeup on today. If you want to hear something boring, I'll do a bold lip if I don't have a lot of eye makeup on.

[Chick McGee]

Bold lip.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, bold lip.

[Tom Griswold]

That one of your little girl tricks?

[Chick McGee]

How many, how many girls do it? How many girl trick videos are there?

[Christy Lee]

A lot.

[Chick McGee]

Like millions.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm too old for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a standard thing? Christie, what's your.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's. She's correct.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Fact check me, Chrissy.

[Tom Griswold]

If you don't do your eye makeup, if you don't do your eye makeup, you slather on some sexy lipstick.

[Chick McGee]

Slather. Slather on some sexy lipstick is what he's got.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, she's right. And if you have a lot of bold. If you have a big eyes, you do a.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's the protocol? Let's see, you're in the hallway and Ms. Hooker walks up. And, and she looks terrific. And, and. But she's got. Got lipstick on her teeth. Do you say something or do you absolutely think, like, girl fight thing. Go. I'm not gonna see anything.

[Christy Lee]

No, I would absolutely tell some. I would tell pleasure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So now, Josh, if you saw a chick in the hallway, zipper open, would you say something?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if he had a booger in his nose. If he had.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What if you knew he was going to an important meeting?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, of course, there's, there's no situation where I wouldn't tell him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's a watch.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. So I was in a situation recently where we had to walk through a venue, and the guy giving us the tour, who I had just met, and there's a group of us, there's probably four women and five men. And his zipper is down and open. Not just down, but, like, agape.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

I couldn't do. I, I didn't know him well enough to tell him.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Another man in the group you knew that could tell him.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it was our boss, and I was afraid he would embarrass him, so I didn't tell him to tell him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what I mean? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

That was a good call.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Or should, or should I have, like, passed him a note or.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I, I, it sounds to me.

[Pat Godwin]

Like there was always a better idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe like a casual country in western type of. Hey, your hog's gonna get out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or you could do it. You could do it sarcastic. Hey, why don't you bring it all the way out so everybody can see?

[Josh Arnold]

Quit teasing me, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You have a license?

[Chick McGee]

No, Tom. Whenever Tom in question, he goes to.

[Christy Lee]

The sexual harassment lawsuit, flies down, and things aren't gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

But here's. I had one, I think. I'm sure I've told this before. It was one of the, the supervisors from the big company.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And didn't really know the guy real well. And I was sitting with two of the people from here that were, right, I guess, in charge. I don't know. And this guy, we were having lunch, and this guy had a huge booger suspended like it was spider man and.

[Chick McGee]

A bat in the cave.

[Tom Griswold]

Big.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And no one knew what to do. And we're all kind of going, you know, so we, we all saw it. We're all going like, you know, doing this. Like we're all doing. Thinking this guy's gonna just pick up the. So the, here's the best part. So he goes to the men's room. So we figure. And we are. As soon as he leaves, we're all going, oh, Jesus, did you see that giant booger in there? At least then he comes back. It's still there.

[Christy Lee]

Which wash his hands.

[Tom Griswold]

That tells me. Yeah, because if he washed his hands, because that place had the mirror in front of the. Well, yeah. It's an. It's an awkward situation.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. For sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially if there's a kind of a political tier of.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's awkward the whole time. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So my theory is maybe just make it awkward for 10 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

You go, hey, dude, you had something hanging from your nose. You just want to take care of that. And then he does, and then it's over.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Happened to me with Davy Jones of the Monkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

Imagine it was white.

[Tom Griswold]

It had a big rock of cocaine dangling there between the snowshares. Hey, Davey. Hope it's a good show tonight. By the way, I can tell you're pretty amped, but it's time now to switch gears and check in. This is a great story about avocados.

[Christy Lee]

A UK supermarket chain is testing out a new machine that scans avocados to determine their ripeness. The device uses sensors to measure firmness and help shoppers avoid overripe or underripe fruit.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like this.

[Christy Lee]

If successful, the technology could expand to other produce. Why don't you like it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a. You know, you gotta. It's a gamble. You. It's a. You gotta figure it out.

[Chick McGee]

Part of the fun of it is finding one that's perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

But the machine. I saw how it works, and it's. It's only got two settings. You put the avocado in and it goes, not ready or already brown.

[Christy Lee]

So it should say, you missed it.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't have that problem with avocados.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your. What is your technique?

[Josh Arnold]

Really good. Really good.

[Tom Griswold]

What is your technique? Is it a feel thing? Thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. And a color thing? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

What's the color? Darker.

[Josh Arnold]

Darker means it's closer to being ready.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The darker it is, the more ripe it is.

[Chick McGee]

It should be firm, but not too firm.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. And I get really firm ones for the ones I know I'm gonna eat in four days.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish they were more like bananas.

[Chick McGee]

They are kind of. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

They are exactly like. He's right.

[Chick McGee]

But thanks for bringing that up. I mean, they're green and bananas are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yellow, but even a banana, you kind of know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I would argue it's got.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got a Visual thing. It's like going, I'm not ready. Not ready, not ready.

[Chick McGee]

I think avocados have a visual appearance.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. You got to teach me that. I didn't know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I'll go with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, yeah, I'm a big.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a big fan at the store.

[Chick McGee]

If you guys go shopping for avocados. May we all come watch that.

[Tom Griswold]

But that'd be great for other fruits and vegetables and stuff. Little machine you walk up to.

[Jess Hooker]

The one that I'm not good at is mangoes.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Jess Hooker]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is.

[Jess Hooker]

That's. That's tough too. I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that's one. That's like one thing that I'm a pre sliced on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the worst thing to slice.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll spend the extra two or three bucks.

[Chick McGee]

Frozen mango chunks, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love.

[Tom Griswold]

The worst thing to slice are bagels. To talk to any emergency room physician. People hold them like this and go with the knife. And then they. They slice the spot between their thumb.

[Jess Hooker]

Why do I feel like that was a thing in the 80s and 90s? Like it was a big put. Like, hey, everybody needs a bagel slicer.

[Josh Arnold]

Be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

1.

[Josh Arnold]

Bagels were also being pushed back then as sort of a diet food.

[Jess Hooker]

They were.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. They should be pushed as a delicious food.

[Pat Godwin]

Like 800 calories.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't they?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They've come a long way. They slice them now before you get them. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not all. It's a weird. There is a brand and I can't remember what it is. I was shocked. Maybe it was just the bag I got.

[Tom Griswold]

Here comes Josh. Don't. Don't cut these. Okay, now we have a tribute to avocados is that I went into the.

[Pat Godwin]

Green room to get a nice ripe avocado for myself, and I found out that Josh took the last avocado. Josh took the last avocado. Talk about bravado. Josh took the last avocado. He wants to make guacamole. To shoving his pie.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy.

[Pat Godwin]

He took the last ravioli.

[Josh Arnold]

And the Mexican coca cola.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he does whatever he pleases. Thinks avocados grows on trees. I'm going to tell Jesus. Just the lust of a God, I'll make him stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice tribute. Thank you very much. What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Big news. If you wear reading glasses, puppies could cause more stress than they cure. And we still haven't gotten to our nun hunk. We have a couple of nun stories.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a terrible calendar. Nun Hunk.

[Chick McGee]

Nun Hunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Strong Men and Habits.

[Tom Griswold]

November. That one. Butch. She was pretty hot.

[Chick McGee]

Sister who's in?

[Tom Griswold]

Sister Butch. And she was in the weight room.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't Robbie Coltrane and Nuns on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Run and Eric Idol? That movie's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Okay, but we're coming back with all these things. We're coming Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Chick McGee]

And when we do that, we'll be back.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be here. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Osborn]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

A tad frazzled, but she's here, by God.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm here.

[Chick McGee]

Fresh from Vegas, up $3,500.

[Christy Lee]

God, I wished.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that be nice?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be nice.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, here come the hot stepper.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I love that song. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the lyrical gangster.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Job.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you guys talking about?

[Chick McGee]

He's like a reggae superstar. And I kind of like.

[Josh Arnold]

Officer, who is this?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how you say his.

[Josh Arnold]

Name to be quite Kamakalui or something. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

His first name's in I so eni.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And his last name's K A M O Z.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a reggae artist?

[Chick McGee]

I believe so. He sounds his little dance.

[Christy Lee]

It was a huge hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But you want to play a little.

[Chick McGee]

Bit of it for us, I think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. That's a fun one.

[Chick McGee]

Here he comes. It sounds real familiar. I don't know where they got this hook from, but.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S lined up a thousand dances.

[Chick McGee]

That's it. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. I remember that. I mean, that. That a classic. That na na na na thing is iconic.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all set up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's all set up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm only getting this in one channel.

[Chick McGee]

Your ears under construction. Dumb dumb.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm only getting in one.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I should explain to those listening. I can't. I've had some surgery around my ears, so I only have one headphone on. It was a joke. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

What bow. Don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

This was used in the movie. The Robert Altman movie, Ready to Wear.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was actually for that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

You like that groove, Tom? You okay with that?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. You guys, you and your brothers dance to this when you're going fishing.

[Josh Arnold]

When my. I know. When my brother.

[Chick McGee]

Without clothes or. You would do. Would you do it like the Griswold boys would do it? All naked, chasing each other with towels.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody gets naked at the lake. It is John.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In fact, the last time he got naked at the lake, it was probably 1pm and he had. He thought it would just be. He thought it would be funny, and it was funny. He goes up, up. You know, there are a bunch of stairs leading from the dock to the house. So he goes up. We're all just chilling out on the dock. And all of a sudden I just hear, hey, Josh. And I turn around, I look up at the dock. John is standing there completely naked.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

On the deck. And then he looks over to his left and quickly covers himself, forgetting that there were. There was a huge family on the dock right next to ours.

[Chick McGee]

Now, when you say family.

[Oscar]

Kids, kids.

[Josh Arnold]

So many little kids. Like there were a bunch of kids on our dock. But it was like his kids.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So still inappropriate behind.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the name of the arresting officer?

[Josh Arnold]

I felt I fell into a chair laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever been in one of those little houseboat float boats and you mean them on pond, too? Yeah, sure. Some guy has taken jumps off the road roof doing a cannonball naked, practically drowns because he's crushed his nuts from 15ft up. Always funny. Okay. That's what happens with day drinking. And it's not.

[Chick McGee]

It's the hot stepper, not the high stepper.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You know, this is a letter I wanted to get to. To break format here. Wait a second. Hold on.

[Chick McGee]

We have a format?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the. That was the question. Okay. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

I hope we go country at some point.

[Tom Griswold]

The other morning, someone wrote a Letter saying, oh, I see. With Chick McGee's hate list.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My list of things I hate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, because you. Yeah, and. And this guy had compiled it over the years.

[Josh Arnold]

We left comedians off.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I got a list.

[Tom Griswold]

It made me flashback, right, Scott, to something you talked about years ago. Chick had asked if Josh would take care of him when he's an old man. And he asked if Josh would push him around in a wheelchair.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, that's gonna happen about 4:30 this afternoon, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

And Josh said, I will be taking care of Chick, but I'll only do things that he hates. So it'll be like, hey, Chick, we're gonna go see the band Smash Mouth.

[Chick McGee]

I like Smash Mouth. That one song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we both enjoy walking on the song a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, after yesterday's show, I picture Josh putting headphones on the senior Chick in his wheelchair.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Blasting Dolly Parton and Crocodile Rock. And then forcing him to eat a mint flavored lunch. Thank you, Scott. What a way to make a living. I love Dolly Parton.

[Josh Arnold]

I did threaten to. I remember one time. All right, we're going to the movies today and you have no control.

[Chick McGee]

I like the guy in Breaking Bad with. With the bell on his wheelchair. I can't speak. I can just ring my bell.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully, mom, Mamma Mia 3 will be.

[Chick McGee]

The one with Cher. Was that 2?

[Christy Lee]

2?

[Chick McGee]

Grandma's here.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a 3?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm saying I said hopefully Mamma Mia 3 will be out.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they'll make a 3, I'm sure. Oh, it'll be. No wonder. Why? Maybe it was the crappy music. Okay, Christy Lee is over there at the Cyrac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

First of all, I came back from Las Vegas early this morning. I got to see the wizard of Oz at the Sphere. If you've not seen it, I highly recommend it. But the minute we walked out, we were like, what's the next movie gonna be? And rumor has it Harry Potter is going to get the Sphere treatment.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting because that's kind of. Well, kind of more of a kids movie.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I'm talking about. It would be huge.

[Chick McGee]

They tried. They've tried like four or five times.

[Tom Griswold]

And to make Vegas family friendly.

[Chick McGee]

Family friendly. And it hasn't ever worked.

[Christy Lee]

This movie when I was there also.

[Josh Arnold]

Has plenty of international appeal. Huge Vegas, obviously, but Circus, arguably, Wizard Files is a kids movie.

[Chick McGee]

Circus. Circus. Circus is gone, right? It's not there.

[Josh Arnold]

It is there. I don't think it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because they have an indoor amusement park and everything.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, what would be the best one to.

[Christy Lee]

Which Harry Potter.

[Tom Griswold]

No, which. Which other movie would be the best one to put in the sphere?

[Christy Lee]

That's what we were talking about. We were trying to come up with what is the.

[Tom Griswold]

What's been the best imax.

[Chick McGee]

Star. The Star wars show.

[Christy Lee]

Star wars came up.

[Tom Griswold]

Up.

[Chick McGee]

Just. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

Can you.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

The opening with the. The letters and the.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they are able to.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe deep throat in 3D.

[Josh Arnold]

They have squirting butter all over.

[Tom Griswold]

Big sign over the butter. Unsalted.

[Chick McGee]

Unsalted butter due to a lawsuit.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Christie. Let's get back to it. Oh, by the way, did the. Any of the young people that were there walk out right away when they thought the movie was going to be in black and white?

[Christy Lee]

No, they didn't do that. The little girl in front of me, she was probably four, was having a wonderful time, really enjoyed it. And they've really. I mean, it's so pretty. It's so much color. They added butterflies and just. Things move around a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds adorable.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a plan to build another one of those spheres in the US Isn't there one in Dubai or something?

[Christy Lee]

Probably. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's a rumor in the sports world that James Dolan, who. His. The sphere is his baby now. And that's the explanation for how the New York Knicks got so good. Because he stopped paying attention to the Knicks and put all his attention on the sphere, and they let him. The guys there got their work.

[Christy Lee]

That was brought up yesterday, too. Would you go see a sporting event in the sphere? Because Formula One's about to run a race there November 22nd. Second. And my husband and the other couple we were with, they were like, wouldn't it be cool to see a Formula one race in there? And I'm thinking, oh, no. First of all, I don't know how they would do it, but just a giant.

[Chick McGee]

Have you heard of these? I'm not sure the actual. It's called Cosmi or. It's a sports bar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And those things are insane.

[Tom Griswold]

That's going to be everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And that's like your envelope.

[Chick McGee]

It's like you're at the stadium that you're in a sports bar.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable. One of my sons went to that rest. The Rest the of wrestling thing in Vegas a couple months ago, and they ended up going there and said it was better than being in the actual.

[Chick McGee]

I bet. So.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, interesting.

[Chick McGee]

It's like you're on the sideline. It's on the end zone.

[Tom Griswold]

Those crazy should be everywhere. Coming up, let's get a quick news story out of Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

New research suggests a daily eye drop could reduce or even eliminate the need for reading glasses in older adults. Scientists say the treatment works by adjusting the eyes ability to focus on close objects. The study found that the majority could read an extra two, three or more lines on an eye chart for near visual acuity after using the specially formulated.

[Josh Arnold]

Eye drops as compared to readers or.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently adverse side effects were mild. None of the patients discontinued the treatment. Leading study authors conclude the eye drops are a safe, effective and well tolerated alternative to traditional management of nearsightedness.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting. And most people, the average person gets reading glasses, like, at age about 42. And I think in. I think in the UK, they refer to them as where are my 42s? So something like that. But that's. That is really amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's all anecdotal right now though, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's research. Scientific research.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you wouldn't do it.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Look, as long as one of the side effects is an anal leakage. I mean, in. Although I don't need reading glasses, I.

[Chick McGee]

Have kind of a problem putting drops in my eyes.

[Christy Lee]

I am with you, chick.

[Chick McGee]

The expectation kills me.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I bet the percentage is really high of.

[Christy Lee]

I know. That was the best part about the cataract.

[Tom Griswold]

And ironically. Yet a suppository to you date.

[Chick McGee]

I got one in right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Just another Friday.

[Chick McGee]

And I go by size for my suppository shot.

[Tom Griswold]

You're getting the Magnum.

[Chick McGee]

Biggest ones they've got. Why do I do this to myself?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, hon.

[Tom Griswold]

You use the Magnum sandpaper.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

This is amazing. Replacing eyeglasses with eye drops. Yeah, that is. That's huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, hopefully we'll see how it works.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think that's gonna. No, I don't think it's gonna move the needle at all. Isn't that what someone would say if they knew what they were talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless you're like Josh and you. You wear fake glasses to make yourself look more intelligent.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, I. Yeah, it matches the fake gray in my beard.

[Chick McGee]

That's a top secret.

[Christy Lee]

This was an interesting observation. We walked out of the Sphere and went to the Venetian because it was raining. And we walked through the Venetian. They were having a huge conference for optometry, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

And Andy looked at me and he goes, is this weird but all these people are wearing glasses.

[Chick McGee]

Is this weird, all these people wearing glasses?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the optometry engines, well, they sell.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of glasses.

[Chick McGee]

Glasses, you know, if it wasn't for Venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for all of us.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed that's, that's, that's pretty amazing.

[Christy Lee]

We'll see if it catches on.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if, I wonder if. Because I remember we were talking.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of eye drops are there? Are, are they like cocaine eye drops or what? I mean, what, it's some special chemical. Is it saline? Well, what is it?

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a special chemical that.

[Chick McGee]

What special chemical is it? It that makes you see better?

[Christy Lee]

Acid? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know the name of it. I'm sure we could get a chemist on the phone. Now would people take the high drops and wear them around their neck in a chain?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, and then. Or put them behind their ear and their hat with it backwards.

[Chick McGee]

That bothers you, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the double douchebag look. Backwards hat, sunglasses on the brim can of beer.

[Josh Arnold]

It's because you've accidentally talked to somebody thinking that was their face, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now those, those studies are in very early trials, very early.

[Chick McGee]

And this is. I believe I read the article correctly, but that's what I gleaned from it. Plus Raycons have the new color cool mint, which is a better color than a flavor. Plus they've got up to 32 hours of battery life. A quick charge function that gets you 90 minutes of battery by charging for 10 minutes and an awareness mode which is great if you're out walking your doggy. Go to buyraycon.com Tom and get 20% off site wide today. That's 20% [e-mail] Tom thank you. Message sponsored by Raycon.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Thank you very Much. I love the Raycon earbuds and the raycon headphones. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have circumcision news. We have puppies in the news. We have nuns in the news, we have defiant nuns. What was the name of your Back to the Abbey? My favorite nun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sister Margaret.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll go with Sister Betrill.

[Christy Lee]

Field. I would say Sister Susan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, she was lovely, wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. As long as it's not that horrible song, Sister Christian. Wow. Could we get that band?

[Josh Arnold]

Am I alone in liking that?

[Jess Hooker]

I like it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is one audio turd.

[Josh Arnold]

This is by the opposite of another.

[Tom Griswold]

Meaningless. Oh, they're very, very nice. Okay, now we're coming up with all that stuff. And we'll be in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever wonder how dark the world can really get?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we dive into the twisted, the terrifying, and the true stories behind some.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the world's most chilling crimes.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

And I'm Nicole.

[Josh Arnold]

Together we host Wicked and Grim, a true crime podcast that unpacks real life horrors one case at a time. With deep research, dark storytelling, and the.

[Christy Lee]

Occasional drink to take the edge off.

[Josh Arnold]

We're here to explore the wicked and.

[Christy Lee]

Reveal, feel the grim.

[Tom Griswold]

We are wicked and grim.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite podcast platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Is anyone else freezing? Yeah, absolutely freezing.

[Christy Lee]

It's 8 o' clock hour. Check local listings.

[Chick McGee]

Get up and getting.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to go take a pee during the break? And you forget to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. It happens. Happens every day.

[Jess Hooker]

I hate it.

[Chick McGee]

You forget to pee?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you need to go?

[Josh Arnold]

You start chatting, you start getting to call.

[Chick McGee]

So what's the trigger? You feel warm in your pants? How do you realize. Oh, I should have peed.

[Josh Arnold]

You sit back down. That pressure in your bladder. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Or you get up and you're being.

[Tom Griswold]

Offset by the pain. It's being offset by the pain in my ear, so I'm good to go.

[Chick McGee]

Well, at least the hernia. Stop. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey. Check.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Let's just check in with Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

A new study suggests regular cannabis users are nearly four times more likely to develop type 2 diabetes. Researchers from the Boston Medical center found folks who use marijuana have a 3.7 times greater risk of diabetes compared to the general population.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we can all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think it's munchies. Findings are based on large scale health data, though researchers caution more studies are needed.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you just sitting around smoking pot all the time, you don't. You don't even really, really have to get off the couch. So you don't really need feet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. Yeah. You don't do a lot of exercising, I would assume, and you eat a lot of junk food. Duh.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. There's a product out there right now called run high, and it's a. It's a THC gummy that gives you like, there's. It's something in there. And also like maybe B12, something that gives you energy and you run high. And they're like, it's a blast. It's so much, so much more fun than running not high.

[Christy Lee]

Running is not fun, period.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm kind of curious now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you run, do you run fast?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm assuming there's something in there that gives you a boost of energy as well.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, the only way you can run fast is you get right pair of sneakers. Okay. Those make you run faster and then you get this Run high gummy. I. I think that's the recipe right there. I'm very.

[Jess Hooker]

But it's like it's branded for athletes. Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

For runners. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably not competitive though, right? I assume. I mean, do they test for that? For the Olympics?

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have a run drunk where you.

[Christy Lee]

I've done that.

[Jess Hooker]

Running from the cops.

[Chick McGee]

When's the last time you ran from the cops?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom ran from the cops.

[Chick McGee]

Anyone in here ran from the cop?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, 100%.

[Chick McGee]

Jess and Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It was high school and I've. I wish somebody.

[Chick McGee]

80S babies.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish somebody was there to clock me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, I love to know how.

[Josh Arnold]

Fast I was going. It felt like I was going a thousand.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the occasion?

[Josh Arnold]

We were all drinking at our old grade school one late at night, and we were just sitting there. We all had. I'll never forget, we each had 40s of Old English.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. That's some nasty stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dude, we didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

We didn't know. And so, yeah, we were drinking and all of a sudden that light came on us and the car was slowly in the parking lot and the light shined on us and we got up and I froze for a second and my buddy goes, arnold, run.

[Christy Lee]

I too, ran from a house Party in high school. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what you ran from Jess?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we were.

[Tom Griswold]

We were at. Of.

[Jess Hooker]

At a friend's house, Ben's. And he lived in a giant farmhouse in the middle of corn fields. And so it was the thought, if the cops come, we all just scatter. And multiple times at men's house, we would run into the cornfield, and he just kind of camp out there. You try to find some people and you finish your drinks.

[Josh Arnold]

Wild.

[Jess Hooker]

Wait till the cops leave.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're in the middle of a cornfield.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, well, yeah, that's where I grew up.

[Tom Griswold]

So it must have been in the late summer.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You didn't have to. You were an army crawling.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't one of those places making that baby corn you get in Chinese food?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that grow, like, ankle high?

[Jess Hooker]

Ben's family had a real teepee in the. In the yard, and so that's where. That's where the smokers would go and. And then into the teepee.

[Christy Lee]

Then the rest of us are just drinking.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Nice, Christy. What else is going on?

[Christy Lee]

Another health news. Circumcision rates in the United States have fallen notably over the past decade. A new study found between 2012 and 2022 circumcisions performed on newborn babies dropped from 54% to 49%. Researchers analyze records from more than one and a half million births to come up with a figure. The decline, they say, may be linked to increasing parental distrust of medical advice, along with shifting cultural and religious views. Health authorities note that circumcision has been associated with lower risk of certain infections, but parents are weighing those benefits against personal or cultural.

[Josh Arnold]

There's also a sect of parents out there that is. I want my child to be. Be able to decide.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, I had a. A friend of mine that got circumcised as an adult.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God, I can't imagine. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was. Bob used to always say his circumcision was real rough. He was circumcised and he couldn't walk for two years.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Bob.

[Chick McGee]

It was a baby.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking to my doctor. This is. I was just talking to my doc about this other day.

[Chick McGee]

It's funny, this, circumcisions. Yeah, yeah, no kidding. And he said, I bet your doctor really, like, marks it in red when he's got an appointment with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great guy. Hey, Jake, this is my Friday.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

He'D been talking to a person that does this.

[Chick McGee]

Circumcision.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He said, yeah, a. Yeah, they're. No, no, the tips are way down.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Doesn't just turn that.

[Chick McGee]

No. Believe it or not, I. I thought more of you and then I thought, no, no, he's gonna do it. Yep. By God. You did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are we all cut like an Englishman in here?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I am circumcised.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, I think it probably, if nothing else, it probably prevents, I would say, a. Fewer tragic zipper accidents.

[Josh Arnold]

You. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you've got that hood thing on there.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never seen one in place la. I don't. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I saw my first one, freshman year, high school football in the shower and it. Not only was it totally intact, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was almost prehensile.

[Tom Griswold]

It was impressive.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was unbelievably large.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it like an anteater? Like.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, a little bit.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, very much so. Yeah. Like, what the hell is that thing?

[Christy Lee]

New research suggests while puppies bring joy, they can also cause significant stress. You want to weigh in here?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's absolutely true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Now is a good time, though. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

This is sort of the Mr. Obvious Institute.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Just like that. Cannabis story. Researchers say parents felt their dog provided mental well being benefits to their children. And the children reported feeling comfort and happiness from their dogs. But more than a third of adults who served as the primary puppy caregiver felt that having a puppy was, quote, more challenging than expected and many felt overwhelmed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers recommended families who are considering getting a puppy discuss responsibility, abilities, training, and safe boundaries ahead of time before they're thrown into the situation. Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, you get thrown in, you learn.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, with regard to puppies and almost anything with little kids, and you go, no, I want to get a guinea pig, dad. I'll take care of it. Ah, they won't. I'm just telling you right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, do you have a guinea pig now?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. I'm an American.

[Christy Lee]

You actually said no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why those girls don't ask you for a pony.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

What about a pony?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't want a pony. They just want to. They want a third dog. It's not gonna happen.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's gonna happen.

[Chick McGee]

You would have a third dog.

[Pat Godwin]

A second.

[Chick McGee]

I love getting multiple dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

I had six at one point. Yeah, that was too much.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you have now?

[Tom Griswold]

Down to two down to two.

[Chick McGee]

I have two. And one's real old and it's too much.

[Jess Hooker]

You have another. Don't you have a visiting dog coming for the season?

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't this year. We now, see, that was the other thing. Prior to this, we had a. We had another dog for the winter, but she was such a sweetie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Are you not getting her this year?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

So you told your dogs they're adopted.

[Tom Griswold]

Yet just the other day.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought. It doesn't go well.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Fletcher walked up and he goes, I'm not gonna go do that because you're not my real dad.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. You're not my real dad.

[Josh Arnold]

I've had people tell me their babies were easier than their puppies could be.

[Jess Hooker]

I would. Yeah, I say that. I would agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That for that puppy there, first year's tough. There's a lot to be said for adopting an adult dog.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And also we'd love. We all love dogs. We talk about it a lot. But dogs aren't for everybody. Nope, true. They're not depending on what your life is like. And you've got to be, you know, you've got to go home, you got to walk them.

[Josh Arnold]

And I love them. I love them. But I'm a better dog uncle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah, I would agree.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's why cats are a little more self sustaining. So I love those. I love owning those more. Although they. They kind of own me.

[Pat Godwin]

I've become.

[Tom Griswold]

What is your. What is your cat voice? Do you have a cat voice?

[Josh Arnold]

My voice talking to them or my voice for them?

[Tom Griswold]

When you're talking to them, how do you sound?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's see. Like gravy. I was in the shower this morning. She started meowing.

[Tom Griswold]

I go, who's who?

[Josh Arnold]

Who's that?

[Chick McGee]

Who is that?

[Josh Arnold]

And then she meows more. Is that gravy? I'll be out in. What are you doing? That kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do. I do. Do you do their voice back? Because I do that. I do the dialogue.

[Josh Arnold]

Talking like them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, I'll have a sustained dialogue. Hi, Mr. Fletcher. How are you? I'm fine. Could I have a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich with no lettuce? What?

[Christy Lee]

It's ideal relationship. He gets to do all the voices.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's perfect.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It is fun. It is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

If I did better voices, I wouldn't need any of you guys. I see the dog into myself.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you guys have that thing where you, like, you. You name your dog and Then your dog kind of gets another name, nickname, and then it's five or six names.

[Christy Lee]

Away from what you actually call my dog's name. Leo Buddy. We call him Bubby.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, see? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Fletcher's Fletchy boy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I woke up last night, by the way, went to bed early, and I've got a situation where it's kind of hard for me to sleep for a couple different reasons. There's no good position because when will this be over?

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But as I finally fall asle sleep and there's someone breathing on me. Oh, it was Mr. Fletcher. Yes. I look at him, I go, you know, you're not supposed to be up here. He looks at me and he goes, I'm sorry, what? I was just. I was just about to take a little nap.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

My. My oldest, golden, she's just turned 12, and I recently just let her be able to get up on the sofas uninvited. Not the bed, but so office. And she got up and on the first time, it was laying down, looking at me, and she was like, you've got to be kidding me. I could have been doing this. I mean, it was just a perfect look and she just sacked out. Man, it was wonderful. It was really good.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume they do, but I've never seen. Do they make a heated dog Bed.

[Chick McGee]

Expenses. BONES PLAYS music yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's get back to the action. Oh, wait a minute. We don't have time to get back to the action. Did you guys do the story about I had to leave early yesterday about the Fyre Festival brand?

[Josh Arnold]

We did, yeah. And how it's actually been purchased. Yeah, it sounds like by Limewire, of all people.

[Chick McGee]

They probably did research and it probably tests, well, the name people aware of.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is. We were talking years ago about how sometimes they'll remake a movie that was a huge flop because there's name awareness, and it's so hard to get name awareness in contemporary culture that. Yeah, but Limewire is the company that they were like, they went out of business. They were. Wasn't that stealing? Music sharing, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Sharing Music sharing, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They went bankrupt and they. But they bought the naming rights to Fyre Festival.

[Christy Lee]

Would you buy tickets to a Fyre Festival after all they've been through?

[Josh Arnold]

No. What they're claiming they're going to do now is have a series of events throughout the year or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this like, if, know, Sam Goody bought peaches or kind of. I mean, it's, you know, I don't know. It just Seems like it's a big failure. Like, hey, Blockbuster just bought Enron. Oh, cool. Are they gonna, like, do fire Fire fest T shirts? Is that going to be the. Would people. Would you want to wear one of those?

[Josh Arnold]

No, people will.

[Tom Griswold]

I might be kind of. It might be. Yeah. It might be kind of cool, kind of. Kind of hip. But yeah. I was wondering if you'd gotten to that store story coming up, we have today in history. Yeah, I'm certainly looking forward to that because it's a significant day, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. But before we do that, we have to go over that way.

[Chick McGee]

Football season, baseball season.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And grilling season.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. Fall ball right around the corner.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell.

[Josh Arnold]

So fun. We got the. The big basketball playoffs and wnba. Yes. Yeah. Still not totally sure what I'm allowed to. It's tailgating suits. That's what I'm getting to cook out. Watch some of your favorite sport games.

[Chick McGee]

Sporting games. That's right. He's getting to.

[Tom Griswold]

When he gets there, signal me.

[Chick McGee]

I'll shoot a flare.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the great weather. And my gosh, what makes that weather better than the aroma of juicy Omaha steaks filling the air, making your neighbors so envious? Hey, can we come over for dinner? You sure can't. It's perfect. Omaha Steaks delivers the world's best steak experience. Enjoy USDA certified tender steaks, burgers, cozy and convenient comfort meals, and all your tailgating faves, chicken wings, smash burgers, big deli style franks that plump up so perfectly. Christy Lee, what are you putting on your deli style Frank these days?

[Christy Lee]

Ketchup.

[Josh Arnold]

Just ketchup?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I am not one of those people that says ketchup does not belong in a hot dog.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's a mustard, onion, sweet relish.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very savory.

[Chick McGee]

I used to be a ketchup guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Not anymore.

[Chick McGee]

It's a free country.

[Tom Griswold]

Do what you want. Those hot dogs, you can't even call them hot dogs are too delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, absolutely. So they are absolutely deli style franks. Tom, do you want the bun to be the exact same length as the dog or do you want the dog to hang out of the bun a little bit?

[Tom Griswold]

The latter.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you do that thing where you do the bite off. Yeah. Bite the tip. Yeah. This one is no brainer.

[Christy Lee]

So it gets right to the bun, to the edge.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

That's right. Just because you know us.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

You're bringing seafood into this?

[Chick McGee]

This is a.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I just slang for cash and stuff with promo code BTS at checkout minimum purchase. May apply c site for details.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the perfect gift. The perfect gift gift because you don't want to get your, your, your brother a tie for his birthday. How about some nice steaks? That's a great idea. Now we're coming back, we've got a lot of other stuff we've got to get to, including an update on an older story. I don't even tell you what it is. And a little bit of history for you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the BOB and Tom Show.

[Jeff Osborn]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Go Mike.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're at the Silac and insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I am tired as getting up.

[Chick McGee]

You going to be able to get, get home, get a nap or anything?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You need a little, you know, a little, little bump, a little something?

[Christy Lee]

No, cuz I want to sleep.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a real exchange.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He offered you cocaine. You gave him a real answer as to why you don't want to take it. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Not that you don't do cocaine.

[Chick McGee]

I was, I was somewhat, he was kidding because I was somewhat pleased with the answer. More for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Cocaine, cocaine would pretty much take you out immediately.

[Christy Lee]

Take you out.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I. This is dark, but that's why I never try.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I figured.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I didn't want to be the guy who. One snort and my heart explodes. You always just hear those freak stories.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. The best.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of freaks, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, buddy. Fellow freak or no, no. There's Jess Hooker. Hi, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

They make a better bandage for ears. I look like a.

[Josh Arnold]

They do, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I look like a. Like some kind. Like a leprechaun with this Mr. Spock bandage.

[Jess Hooker]

I have like 20 different band aids.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And they actually make ear band aids.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Ear shaped.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I had surgery on my ear, so I look weird.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. You feeling okay?

[Jess Hooker]

That's not why.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the worst thing is I have to wear a bathing cap. Can you imagine me?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I wear it like wearing like a beret. So I'm naked in a one.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. So it has to go over the wound if you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, you can't get it wet, so you gotta.

[Christy Lee]

They make an ear cover that you can put over your ear that keeps it waterproof to keep the water off. Yeah. As you're showering. Get that on Amazon.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly has a shower cap.

[Christy Lee]

Shower cap? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I remember Drew Hastings once described it. He couldn't think of the name, and he said, you know, one of those hair bags. Yeah. It's quite a look. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta tell you, there's a swimming headband, too, to keep.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I've ever used a shower cap. I don't think I've known any. In any relationship with someone who's worn a shower cap.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Same.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I got one hanging. There's one hanging by myself.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you do. Your house is probably like a museum of things gone by. I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Kelly has really long hair, so. She has.

[Jess Hooker]

The women have shower caps.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

I have a shower cap?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, really. You know, they don't want to get their hair wet all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't want to wash it every day.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's don't get it underwater.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of what I. Yeah, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a lady that has a little bo.

[Christy Lee]

No, you just don't.

[Chick McGee]

You can wash in the shower and not get your shower.

[Christy Lee]

Your head wet, but you have to some way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Boys can.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, girls can, too.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't need. Don't. Don't change the subject. I mean, do you like a woman that has a little bit of a stank?

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I've never thought of it too much, but Seems like you do, the way you're bouncing up and down now.

[Christy Lee]

What's going on in his.

[Josh Arnold]

He enjoys a mustache.

[Jeff Osborn]

He enjoys.

[Chick McGee]

There's that dirty leg.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's move on.

[Josh Arnold]

I might pen type cloud.

[Chick McGee]

I might get syphilis, but I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for Today in History.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we, we have music for that, don't we? Oh, there it is. Time now for September 19th. The Ides of Sep. No, is that the 15th?

[Josh Arnold]

Fifteenth.

[Chick McGee]

It's always the 15 tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. In 1796, five bucks says it's not interesting. Well, I think anything that would be.

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes.

[Tom Griswold]

That would represent. Represent authority. You don't find interesting. That something would be controlling the design of the universe. George Washington, in this date in 1796, gave his farewell address. Oh, that's interesting because it's the fall.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't he just come up and see ya? Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

It was quite controversial.

[Josh Arnold]

Bye.

[Christy Lee]

Bye.

[Jeff Osborn]

Done.

[Christy Lee]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

He famously said, suck it, and he left.

[Josh Arnold]

Historians try to ignore that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. That's one of those things. They're trying to paint a picture. They forget about the slave ownership and stuff. But yeah, Washington. George Washington. It's a good goodbye.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't do like the Irish goodbye. He gave a nice speech.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love the Irish speech.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. The older I get, the more I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess Kennedy kind of gave the Irish goodbye. If you think about.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever gone to a party? Have you ever done. I mean, let me. Have you ever told someone you went to a party but really wasn't there and, and insisted that we must have missed each other?

[Christy Lee]

No, I've never done that.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't either. I like it, though.

[Christy Lee]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

I've done it once or twice. It's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Chubby Checker's great song. The Twist hit number one.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a Dudley do right. Kind of the Macarena of its day, but it's still lingered. He's still out there, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure, he's still out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't he the guy that said he didn't go to the Rock and Roll hall of Fame things? He had a gig that night, I think it was.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't have enough ramps.

[Pat Godwin]

He's not really twisted.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way. He has all his extremities.

[Tom Griswold]

1970, the Mary Tyler Moore show premiered on CBS.

[Chick McGee]

Who can take the world.

[Tom Griswold]

It was groundbreaking.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So a woman taking care of herself, and who knew that?

[Chick McGee]

And Suddenly, here's another.

[Tom Griswold]

1989. Doogie Howser, M.D.

[Chick McGee]

I. I what? I hung on everything.

[Jess Hooker]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

I loved every episode of that show.

[Josh Arnold]

And I am with you. I. That show was terrific.

[Chick McGee]

I wrapped up. I was wrapped up in Doogie and the Wonder Years. I couldn't get enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Those were both wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Love the Wonder Years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Saw recent Connections game where the answers were like, bones, doogie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

TV doctors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who?

[Jess Hooker]

That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Watson, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doogie gave it away, so that's got to be Doctors. Oh, wait. Medici. What? Bones and wants.

[Chick McGee]

Doogie got that nickname because he crapped his pants. Right.

[Christy Lee]

See, that's why he loves the name, because it's Doogie.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, would you go to a doctor that said, I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that was part of the show. He'd walk in and patients would go, hey, wait a second.

[Pat Godwin]

Or something.

[Chick McGee]

He's a genius.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It was his name, Douglas.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And his best friend was with that Max Casella crush on him.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1990, on the state, one of the best. The movie Goodfellas released.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I plainly remember hearing that coming out. And I'm. And I. I don't want to go see another mob movie. I'm not gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

You went and it was the mob.

[Chick McGee]

And then it was like. It was like three years later or something. I finally saw it. Like, holy God, what have I done?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I got that wrong at the beginning, too. That is such a great.

[Christy Lee]

So you. You haven't seen it in the theater, is what you're saying?

[Chick McGee]

No, I haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember my dad rented it, and he let me watch it with him. And afterwards he goes. Just so you know, that was one of the best movies you've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

I like that. I like that attitude.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is interesting. In 1994, the television program on NBC called ER premiered.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't watch it, but I bet I would enjoy. Enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're bringing it back. They're calling it Urgent Care.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Cvs.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second.

[Christy Lee]

Was that George Clooney was in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Early on, and the guy that is now making the Pit, that just.

[Christy Lee]

Wiley.

[Chick McGee]

Is that Wiley or Wild.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know Wiley.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Wiley?

[Christy Lee]

That's what they said.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's one of the producers of the shows, and that. That show, the Pit is great. And I just asked a friend of mine the other Day. That is a died doctor. If he thought that. He said it was. He said it was the most accurate show of its kind.

[Jess Hooker]

You need to leave your friends alone.

[Chick McGee]

They don't want to talk to you. Why do you think they want to talk to you? Don't you get. Don't you pick up that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not listening to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy, happy birthday. 1926. James Lipton.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the tea guy. The T. Baron.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He came in with soup. He came up with a word.

[Tom Griswold]

Word brisk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't he. Isn't that the movie guy?

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Inside the actor's studio we're having some banter.

[Tom Griswold]

And I bet if you called him Jim, he'd look down on you. It's Jim.

[Chick McGee]

I always like the way he asked questions. He'd look out in the audience. So, Josh, tell me, what is your problem?

[Josh Arnold]

What a weirdo.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you, Josh, who the.

[Pat Godwin]

Hell his hair was all like.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the great actor. Adam West.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the greats.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1928.

[Christy Lee]

Known for you got your brand.

[Pat Godwin]

Known for you got your Jack Nicholson.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Adam. What? Comedy is hard.

[Josh Arnold]

I really enjoyed Adam west, but no one has ever said one of the great.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a skier. Love the man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You're just.

[Chick McGee]

You're just a mutant. You're just.

[Tom Griswold]

1941. Mama Cass Elliott was.

[Chick McGee]

Died in the same bed as Keith Moon.

[Josh Arnold]

That's that bad.

[Pat Godwin]

That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

And I think it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Must have been the mattress.

[Chick McGee]

Ronnie Wood's house, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Let's look that up.

[Tom Griswold]

The Lizzo of her time.

[Chick McGee]

This could all be a big lie.

[Tom Griswold]

1947. Happy birthday. Jeremy Irons. You know, he plays golf with. With James woods and Adam. And Adam Driver.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what, ladies and gentlemen, it's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

What you just heard was an amazing, beautiful moment.

[Tom Griswold]

And Richard T. Is that.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody know Jerry? Jeremy Irons in Watchmen on hbo. The series, not the movie. He's great in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Nile Rogers. Happy birthday. The great musician. Some of the greatest songs ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Any examples?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's dance.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Bowie. Like a virgin.

[Josh Arnold]

Freak.

[Chick McGee]

Freak out. What is it? Freak.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's him.

[Tom Griswold]

He's like turd from Diana Ross. I'm coming out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love that song.

[Pat Godwin]

Coming out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen. You've seen the video where Fred Armanson is the newly hired drummer for Diana Ross? He doesn't know what he's drumming.

[Josh Arnold]

John, you'll love that bit.

[Christy Lee]

It's so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Sherry o'. Terry.

[Josh Arnold]

I love her too.

[Tom Griswold]

I Miss Is she doing anything?

[Josh Arnold]

I miss her also. Yeah, she'll show up every now she's.

[Pat Godwin]

In something on Netflix.

[Tom Griswold]

She got talk show 1967. Oh, Jim Abbott, the great major league baseball pitcher.

[Josh Arnold]

You remember what's special about Jim Abbott?

[Christy Lee]

Didn't he have one arm?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, one hand. Right, right, right. It is one hand. You're right.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I knew there was.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one of that famous. There's a famous video of him. He's only got the one hand so he has to take his mitt off and scratch his balls.

[Josh Arnold]

It was really telling it Abbott.

[Christy Lee]

Abbott Mama cast did not die at Ronnie Wood's house though.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm pretty sure it was not a ham sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

It was pastran me. Wait a second. We. We're coming back with a special secret was never flat. We are in the Oali auto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Osborn]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back Bob and Tom Show. So much for that professional.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm on your side.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Are we?

[Josh Arnold]

But you would be.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee at the Silox Insurance. I was close enough to be interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about Mama. Cass Elliott, who sadly died and Keith.

[Chick McGee]

Moon died in the same apartment.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not what you said.

[Chick McGee]

Two years apart.

[Christy Lee]

And you said it was a bed in Ronnie Wood's house and it was an apartment owned by Nielsen.

[Josh Arnold]

Many of the specific facts you had in incorrect.

[Tom Griswold]

But as normal, it may have been the same bed.

[Chick McGee]

They don't say bed. They say bedroom. It was the same bedroom.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, again, different.

[Josh Arnold]

Close is the only counts in there.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I bet they horseshoes and hand grenades. I bet they got rid of who came first. I bet they got rid of Mama Cass's bed.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I thought she was on the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

No, I had a heart attack. Close.

[Chick McGee]

No word.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the toilet and bed different. Remind me. Remind me of that. If I ever go to your house.

[Jess Hooker]

Elvis and Mama can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Cass Elliot. July 29, 1974. In the apartment's bedroom at age 32.

[Josh Arnold]

And she did not choke on a sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

The who drummer Keith Moon died in the very same bedroom also at age 32.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

What year?

[Chick McGee]

1978. Oh, four years later.

[Christy Lee]

Mama came first.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Mama, you let Mama take.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that was the worst. The worst diary entry of my mother's I ever read.

[Chick McGee]

Feeling the apartment was cursed, Nilsen sold the property to Keith Moon's Bandmate, Pete Townsend. There you go. I don't know where it is now.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you very much. I believe we have. If we look up at the big screen here in the room.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's time to check in with Mr. Oscar.

[Oscar]

Hey, everybody. Oh, man, all this half door talk. All the Dutch door. Before I even get into it, I was reminded yesterday, someone wrote to me. They're like, hey, remember at our high school school, we had our attendance. If you were running late, there was a nun who would stand behind a Dutch door, and you would have to go. And they would be like, go see Sister Half Door. And you would have to. But we referred to her as Sister Ed.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

We give you a lot of.

[Oscar]

The news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we. We failed to mention.

[Tom Griswold]

Even.

[Chick McGee]

You. Check.

[Oscar]

We learned that 43% of Americans would leave their partner for $1 million. What you failed to mention. We also learned that 57% of Americans are liars. Dude, I've left my partners for a better night's sleep before. A million bucks. Honestly, if I found out my partner was offered a million dollars to leave me and she picked me, I would dump her for not making better life choices. Someone is painting squirrels in the park red and blue. What you failed to mention. Police would like to have a word with the Cat in the Hat. An airtag on luggage led a man to an abandoned building where he was. Was confronted by a man wearing his clothing. What you failed to mention. He's lucky his airtag didn't leave to his ass getting whooped. Publishers Clearinghouse is filing for bankruptcy, which means forever winners will no longer be paid. What you failed to mention. Actually, I looked into this, and it's actually really sad. A bunch of people. People are losing their homes. So Publishers Clearinghouse needs to be changed to Publishers Cleaning House. A meth burn went bad when a backdraft ended up filling an animal shelter with meth smoke. Well, you failed to mention. Trust me, the last thing you want is a kennel full of pit bulls high on meth. How do you know it was full of pit bulls? Jeff, have you ever been to the shelter?

[Josh Arnold]

They're all pit bulls.

[Oscar]

They try to trick you. They're like, no, this is a lab mix. No, that's a pit bull. Oh, this one's a doodle. Yeah, maybe a pit. A doodle. This one over here is a beagle. Oh, it has the body of a beagle. But look at its head, if you look really close, it has two teardrops tattooed under its right eye. It's a pit bull. And now it's high on meth.

[Chick McGee]

Run.

[Oscar]

And finally, Christy went to Vegas yesterday and saw the wizard of Oz at the Sphere.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Oscar]

You failed to mention. I went to the liquor store and saw that I had overdrafted my account. I'm Jeff Os.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the news.

[Oscar]

Failed dimensions.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Jeffrey. The good news is, though, if the pit bulls are on meth, their teeth will awful out. Yeah, there you go. You're going to get gummed to death. Well, thank you very much, Jeff. Now we have Christy Lee over there at the Silac Insurance News. We have time for one quickie. What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Jeff was talking about nuns at his school. A trio of defiant nuns fled their retirement home to return to their abandoned convent in the Austrian Alps. All right, According to the BBC, Sister Bernadette, 88, Sister Regina, 86, and Sister Reese. She's not a meter maid. 82 are the last three nuns at the Kloster Goldenstein Convent in Ice Bethany Golden.

[Tom Griswold]

One of these things is not like the other.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these the first. Are these the first nuns of the Jewish faith?

[Christy Lee]

No, they're Catholic nuns. The three said they were taken from Goldenstein. Yes. And transferred to a Catholic care home against their will in 2023. The octogenarians recently regained access to their home with the help of former students and a locksmith.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This. Does this have movie written all over it?

[Christy Lee]

They ran away from their home. I read the story in depth. It was pretty interesting. Returned to the convent. Provost Marcus Grassi from the abbey nearby called the nuns behavior completely incomprehensible.

[Tom Griswold]

They want to go back home.

[Christy Lee]

Members of the community have since been supporting the nuns who say they are determined to stay. They all said, we have been so obedient and we've done everything we've been told to do our whole lives. Lives. We really wanted to be in our home.

[Josh Arnold]

Why can't they stay there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the diocese had shut it down. They couldn't afford to keep it running or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I forgot that the Catholic Church is really low on money.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. They said they couldn't take care of themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Movie. You can take the McCartney song and.

[Jess Hooker]

Anybody, if you're of the Catholic faith, could. Could you just go be a nun? Like, could I abandon my family and go be a nun?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

There's probably some steps, but yeah. Yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If you Feel you don't have to be a virgin to be a nun?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good question. I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so either.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll defer to you on this.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I think you can just be tired of it. Want to go be a nun?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. I mean, you have to marry Jesus, but I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do marry Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't today's nuns really active? They don't work, wear the suit and the whole deal.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't often see the full hat.

[Jess Hooker]

No, they wear your street clothes usually.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're out there doing stuff and working and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Society. These ladies, it sounds like they were cloistered in the middle of nowhere and they. They were. This was in where, Switzerland or something. So they're in the Alps.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was a beautiful old abbey in the Alps.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Sounds pretty.

[Christy Lee]

It was Austria.

[Tom Griswold]

It does sound like a funny movie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sister act, Escape to the elves. Wolfie Goldberg's getting close. Close. She's getting up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We have another nun who caught a credit card thief. Do we want to talk about that real quick?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, let's come back. That's a great story.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently this, this, this, this other nun has actually on at least two occasions stopped major criminal activity. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I love stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, that's a great. We'll get to that coming up. But right now it's time to talk about. The NFL is here and it's another big weekend. Chick McGee, tell me more.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee. When we come back, we've got another nun. This time she's helping out the cops.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Just like on the TV shows, but this one's for real. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

And Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello. Tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee, A quick reminder. Our friend Emo Phillips and Tim Cavanaugh as a super special guest are going to be at the Logansport State Theater Saturday evening. And then Sunday they'll be in Cleveland at Hilarities, one of the, one of the great comedy clubs in North America. But Emo is terrific. And of course, Tim's doing great. Great. And he called us earlier in the week. Absolutely hilarious. Just something kind of fun going on. Keep that in mind. We now turn to Christy Lee. Oh, wait a minute. I had been told there is a photograph we have to see. Wait a minute. I know this is radio, but let's try to pop that up.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about odd shaped vegetables. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

One could say grotesque.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a carrot. It looks like a. It looks like a torso with two legs.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a turnip?

[Christy Lee]

It's like a sweet potato.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a carrot.

[Tom Griswold]

And kind of a squat male member.

[Josh Arnold]

With like a hair coming out of.

[Tom Griswold]

The center of it. Yeah. That is a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's awful.

[Jess Hooker]

They're really common at the farmer's market.

[Josh Arnold]

What, these dick carrots?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. They're my favorite kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Dick carrot. He was a detective, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Dick carrot, orange hair, incredible.

[Josh Arnold]

A green hair.

[Chick McGee]

Incredible eyesight, you know? Yes, I said incredible eyesight.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Carrots could really see really well.

[Tom Griswold]

Really well. No presbyopia. Christy Lee is right over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. What have we missed?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we had the nun story earlier about the three that went back to their abbey in Pittsburgh. Sister Mary Madeline is being hailed again as a hero after chasing down a credit card thief.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

The incident happened at the Sacred Heart of Jesus store where she was works. A customer noticed her purse had been rifled and. Credit cards.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if you're. You're in the Sacred Heart of Jesus store, right? And you're a thief.

[Josh Arnold]

A dirt bag. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa. You are really asking for it.

[Christy Lee]

Sister Mary immediately pursued the suspect down Liberty Avenue, catching up and recovering the property. And this is not the first time she's intervened to stop a crime. Locals have nicknamed her the city's crime fighting sister.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say you get to the part where she beats the guy's knuckles with a ruler?

[Christy Lee]

No, I. I missed that part.

[Tom Griswold]

Sister Ed, I remember that one from Jeff Os.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

20 minutes ago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Tom, we remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be kind of a cool TV show, Sister Ed. No, no, no. That the cop nun wasn't there. Wasn't there like Father Howling or something?

[Chick McGee]

Mysteries.

[Josh Arnold]

You're Tom Bosley.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And was it. Yeah, like Ricky Nelson's daughter, the detective nun or something.

[Chick McGee]

Tracing Tracy Nelson, I believe. Yeah, the Father Telling Mysteries. That was a miss. Yeah, I think it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't it sort of a hit? It was off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was on a while.

[Chick McGee]

People loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, it says here that's my Tom Bosley.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't think it was Tracy Nelson.

[Christy Lee]

He was Charlie's Angels too, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he was Bosley, the character. Yeah, he was. It was Mr. Cunningham and Happy Days.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. A Chinese.

[Tom Griswold]

It is kind of funny that these detect. I don't know if they're still. I guess they're kind of still doing it because they just brought Matlock back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, Magnum PI Is back. Or at least was. I don't know if they're making new ones, but they remade it.

[Chick McGee]

Y5. Oh. Still back on. No, it came back on.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

It did.

[Chick McGee]

Back on.

[Josh Arnold]

The Equalizer came back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But like, Queen Latifah is a legalizer. Time. What do you think of that?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I have never seen it, but she's a badass Equalizer.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she was.

[Pat Godwin]

Denzel's the best. He's my favorite. I love those movies. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry, Christy. Back to you. I'm sorry. Good Christy.

[Christy Lee]

A Chinese court has ordered a pair of teens who peed into a restaurant's hot pot broth.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought they only peed into Cokes.

[Christy Lee]

To apologize and pay more than $300,000 in damages.

[Josh Arnold]

Me Chinese, me play Joe. Me go pee PE in your coke. You're all familiar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we.

[Tom Griswold]

We know what you were trying to do.

[Chick McGee]

We were trying. We thought.

[Tom Griswold]

We thought. We thought this.

[Chick McGee]

You saved my whole day.

[Tom Griswold]

You thought. We thought this silence would make it go away. Much like. Much like my. My perfectly valid yellow, yellow Eminem joke.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Dirty knees. Look at these. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Chinese, Japanese? Dirty knees. Look at these.

[Chick McGee]

That's it. Yeah, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Again, fundamentally, fundamentally wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Culturally important.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course. I'm sorry, I was saying that song.

[Christy Lee]

A little differently, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Chinese.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we did something.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, don't do.

[Chick McGee]

That's the part of.

[Pat Godwin]

I wanted you to leave out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can we just tell you something? I've never laughed harder at you, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Where were we?

[Chick McGee]

You know, we had this.

[Tom Griswold]

We had this story where these two. These two kids peed. All right, we had the story where the two young men, of course they.

[Christy Lee]

Peed into a 70 year olds identified by their last names, Woo and Tang.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I hear they're in a film themselves.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

They're in the clan.

[Josh Arnold]

Not the clan. They're in a clan A.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the Woo and Tang.

[Chick McGee]

The next damn time you tell us to shut up about anything.

[Christy Lee]

17 year old clan filled them, filmed themselves urinating into the broth in a private dining room at a branch of the Hidalio chain restaurant in Shanghai. After the video went viral, Hadalio apologized and not only refunded more than 4,000 affected diners, but also offered them extra compensation.

[Chick McGee]

How many people had to be kidnapped in Shanghai before it? Yeah, I got shanghaied.

[Christy Lee]

The teen's parents ordered to bear the financial liability for their actions.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean this is so they potentially poisoned.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So many people they're to film it and post it.

[Chick McGee]

Would that make you sick or would it just be disgusting? Yeah, I don't think they're sick.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a pretty big pot.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sue. It wouldn't. Wouldn't it be boiling and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Boil all the junk out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but these guys are fine. How much?

[Christy Lee]

$300,000.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not gonna have a pot to piss in.

[Chick McGee]

Literally.

[Josh Arnold]

We know fellas. We no longer have a pot to piss.

[Tom Griswold]

It's ironic. Fellas, here's the how irony works. You guys are famous for pissing at a pot and now. But yeah. You don't jack around with the Wuang clan.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Name one member.

[Tom Griswold]

Name one member. That's one guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Name One name one member of the Wuang Clan.

[Tom Griswold]

Shemp.

[Chick McGee]

Watch His Face has a documentary out right now, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that Will? I am. Is that that guy?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's the piece.

[Tom Griswold]

So do they. Are they Chinese?

[Josh Arnold]

They are not.

[Jess Hooker]

The people in the story are.

[Tom Griswold]

His name is Wu Tang.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's one Woo and one Tang. Okay, yeah, in. In the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, but Wu Tang Clan. Those guys aren't singers.

[Josh Arnold]

They are. Well, Christy, what else is it? Here's Wu Tang Clan.

[Chick McGee]

Now there it is.

[Christy Lee]

Two Cornell University students. This story has baffled me, all right. Are in being investigated after killing a bear and skinning it in their dorm.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they didn't kill it in the dorm.

[Christy Lee]

We got bored killing a bear and then skinning it in their Dorm. According to NBC News, the under undergrad students killed the 120 pound black bear, brought the carcass back to the residence hall where they skinned and butchered the remains.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

That's like a big golden retriever. 120 pounds.

[Christy Lee]

It's still a bigger dog. A Cornell spokesperson said the pair had a quote, valid New York state hunting license and killed a bear lawfully. An investigator with the Department of Environmental Conservation visited the school and found no code violation. Violation.

[Josh Arnold]

So they. They hunted it legally. Yeah, but they were just dressing it or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In their dorm room. Can you imagine walking in on that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, hey, buddy. Got in the dorm fridge, I got.

[Chick McGee]

Two Cokes in a. I got all the bear steaks you can eat and.

[Tom Griswold]

Three quarters of a dead bear. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Do people eat bear?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I usually do. Dressed. Ask that question again. I'm going to try. Okay, rephrasing.

[Chick McGee]

Do people. Oh, I'm sorry. People usually eat bear.

[Josh Arnold]

I usually wear clothes when I eat.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're not. You're not there. That fixed it for a second there.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't make it any less lame.

[Tom Griswold]

But can you imagine, I mean, imagine how stinky the average dorm room is anyway, right? You had a butchered bear in there, man. And then the guy down the hall goes, oh, man. I said, bring back some beer.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a real misunderstanding.

[Tom Griswold]

No, don't bring me a bear.

[Chick McGee]

But there had to be a. There had to be a frat involved at some point, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It says they're in a residence hall.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I can't. I just.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's the code when you're butchering a bear in your dorm room? You put a tie on the door or a sock.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

An argyle sock is the code for bear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that okay? Yeah, that'd be handy.

[Christy Lee]

Workers. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you own any argyle socks?

[Tom Griswold]

I know what an argyle sock is. I don't own.

[Chick McGee]

How about any paisley? Paisley shirts? Have any paisley shirts?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I love a good paisley shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

You like a good argyle sock?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with an argyle sock? Do you own some.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't there just a movie named Argyle? Yes, there was.

[Josh Arnold]

It was great. It was fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

It's not great.

[Chick McGee]

Tom acted like it was the worst movie ever made.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't great.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one was it?

[Christy Lee]

It was the one.

[Chick McGee]

Army Hammer. No, no, it was Pam. Henry Cavill.

[Christy Lee]

Henry Cavill. And they had the cat. Remember? It was about the.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That was the worst.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't Sam Rockwell in it? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What a waste of talent.

[Christy Lee]

Workers doing renovations at an Ontario high school discovered a wallet recently lost by a student 51 years earlier. Lorna McQueen, caretaker at Stoney Creek's Orchard Park Secondary School, told the Hamilton Spectator that construction workers were tearing down a bathroom when they found the wallet concealed behind the wall. The wallet contained items belonging to a Tom Schoff, who was a 17 year old student at the school in 1974. Inside the wallet they found student IDs, a driver's license, insurance card and the.

[Josh Arnold]

Crispiest condom you've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

That was meant for the prom.

[Christy Lee]

Photos of family and friends, price lists from a Canadian distillery and a 35 cent ticket to a hockey game. Ms. McQueen and her team were able to connect the now 67 year old who has since been reunited with his long lost wallet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of sweet. Kind of like a time capsule.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One more punch in this card, I would have got a gotten a sand sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

But I've never been involved in any sort of time capsule ceremony or adding something to a time capsule. Have you ever done that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I've done it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Third grade.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Buried right now?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Where?

[Pat Godwin]

I have no idea. I remember it was by the side of the school at Gate of Heaven. The Catholic school I went to got thrown out of.

[Christy Lee]

Thrown out of the cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you put something in the time capsule?

[Pat Godwin]

I did, yeah. I forget what it was exactly. Maybe a photo of something, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What'd you put in the time capsule, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

We put a bunch of CDs in it, which is somewhat funny now.

[Chick McGee]

Must not have been long ago. That long?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. It was some. It was part of some radio thing we did in the late 90s.

[Christy Lee]

Where is it?

[Tom Griswold]

I forget it was some school. They were doing it. We got to donated something.

[Christy Lee]

So it's not here on this property. We didn't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, we. We didn't do it. Now someone else was doing it. They wanted donations for their time capsule. But it'll be. I mean, if you opened a 20 year old time capsule right now and pulled out a cd, you'd go, what's this?

[Christy Lee]

So when you. This is. I've always wondered this, and this is stupid, but when you bury a time capsule, do you decide when it's going to be un. Brought back?

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like when we did it at my school, they did know when they were going to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there was a date from now.

[Christy Lee]

We'Re going to, you know, bring this back, dig it up. That's what I was looking for.

[Pat Godwin]

Going back in a couple weeks. I'm going to ask when because all my friends that I'm going to see, we did it together.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going back to do a concert for your.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, I'm just going back to my reunion, my 20th.

[Christy Lee]

But you're playing there.

[Pat Godwin]

I am doing a few songs, yeah. A couple songs, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now what if you get heckled at that concert? Are you gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, that's not gonna happen. Respond very reverentially.

[Chick McGee]

Are they in awe?

[Pat Godwin]

Some.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what songs are you gonna play?

[Chick McGee]

Play?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna do some serious ones like Hotel Pool, this Life is Killing Me that you've never heard and when did we get old?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, why don't you do the funny ones?

[Pat Godwin]

Because it's not that kind of setting.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Hotel Pool is funny, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, a little bit's got one laugh at the end.

[Chick McGee]

Why not pull out Lighthouse? What's the problem?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, some of them may remember Lighthouse. They would go to the bars and hear me perform that from time to time.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you might get requests. I might shout it out so it'll.

[Tom Griswold]

Be nostalgia for you.

[Chick McGee]

You might get some hand stuff after the show if you do something like that. You don't know with some of the.

[Pat Godwin]

Gals that I went to school with.

[Chick McGee]

Whoever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe one of the nuns. No, I don't know who it is.

[Pat Godwin]

I do remember what was in the time capsule. Now this isn't a joke. I. We had thought we saw a meteor go go by and we all got this rock that was not hot at all. Again, why don't we call this the meteor? We took that back. A kind of famous story was in the paper, but it turned out to be just a cinder And I took part of that cinder because everybody, you know was on to us. And put that in the time capsule. A little piece of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's kind of fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You could put like a pawn ticket in there.

[Pat Godwin]

Pawn ticket. Maybe an old beer bow.

[Christy Lee]

He hadn't gotten his guitars pawned in high school yet. I'll give you high school, wasn't it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll give you an old pizza crust. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. I don't ever have old pizza.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you for saving me.

[Josh Arnold]

I turned to Tommy's laughing so hard.

[Chick McGee]

Can't breathe.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got them trained. Ladies and gentlemen, Chick McGee. We got these. We got cameras all over the place. Look, there's a bunch up in the hallway. You know those are from Simplisafe.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick. We got some more news to get to. We get back and we are going to be in this place. The O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Osborn]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Happy Friday to everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee. Let's see now. We have Christy Lee over there at the SILAC Insurance news desk. And we got a few more stories here of import. What have you gotten?

[Christy Lee]

Right now searchers have discovered the shipwreck of a schooner that sank in Lake Michigan nearly 140 years ago. The Wisconsin Historical Society and the Wisconsin Underwater Archaeology association announced that a team led by researcher Brendan Ballard. Ballard found the wreck of the F.J. king, which went down in 1886.

[Chick McGee]

That J is a J.

[Christy Lee]

It's F.J. or you.

[Tom Griswold]

They located FnK.

[Christy Lee]

They located the vessel off Bailey's harbor on Wisconsin's Door Peninsula. The discovery ends decades of searching for the sunken schooner which had a reputation among shipwreck hunters as a ghost ship.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I don't, I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

You don't care about a ghost ship?

[Chick McGee]

No. A wreck or anything?

[Tom Griswold]

There are thousands of them.

[Chick McGee]

Ghost ships are wrecked Dime a dozen.

[Christy Lee]

They're horribly creepy when they're just moored.

[Tom Griswold]

Out there and they, they think there may be as many as 10,000 thousand wrecked ships in the bottoms of the Great Lakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, 10,000, man.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that's a lot. What do you, what do you think.

[Tom Griswold]

About that number, the F.J. king? Doesn't that sound like, like a Toyota Land Cruiser?

[Chick McGee]

There was a Toyota fj, I think, or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the FJ King. Oh, nice. That's the big right, the FJ King. Sounds like that's the six door.

[Chick McGee]

They had a lot of blind spots or something.

[Christy Lee]

Horrible blind spots.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like the website of a foot fest fetishist. I'm the FJ King.

[Tom Griswold]

Just so you know.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. F is for.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but yeah, that's the famous famous vessel. It was on a three hour tour.

[Chick McGee]

No, no it wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

The weather started getting rough. That's the US Mighty ship was.

[Chick McGee]

That's the Minnow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not for the courage of the fearless crew. It says right here the Minnow would be lost.

[Chick McGee]

And then it's lost the Minnow Comedy Vampire energy.

[Christy Lee]

Finally, we're getting to this story.

[Chick McGee]

Good lord. This has been a month in the making.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how vampires work. Slowly drain you.

[Christy Lee]

This is the hidden electricity drain that comes from leaving devices plugged in when you're not in, they're not in use. Experts say IT accounts for 5 to 10% of home energy use with the biggest culprits being chargers, microwaves and Internet connected TVs.

[Josh Arnold]

There are people that Say they unplug everything.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

So using it.

[Chick McGee]

If you have a charger plugged in, the electricity just spills out into the ether.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Even if you're not. Even if there's no device.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't. I disagree with. That means if you took a light bulb out of a lamp, the electricity would come out of the hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not buying any.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that I buy it either. But there are people that. I think DiCaprio is big on this.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

He's talked about.

[Chick McGee]

I do think there's something with. You should turn.

[Tom Griswold]

He does. He does this. Then he gets on a private jet and. And burns enough fuel to.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I would too. So I'm not going to criticize.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, I don't criticize. I'm just saying he's concerned about his.

[Chick McGee]

Unplugging his iPhone and I feel bad about my pj. I don't think I'm going to.

[Christy Lee]

Climate researchers warn that while the drain may seem small, it adds up across millions of households, raising costs and emissions.

[Josh Arnold]

They call it.

[Tom Griswold]

What they call it Vampire Vampire Energy.

[Christy Lee]

They recommend simple steps. Unplug chargers. Once a device is full, disconnect unused appliances or disable extra features on smart TVs.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there such a thing as Frankenstein energy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. That's when the power goes into your body.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you always love the. The bolts on his neck?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I thought they were fashionable and functional.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And easier to find. Easier than finding the ones on most cars.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You tried to jump a car lately.

[Josh Arnold]

They literally were like a bat.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but what you were. They used for. What do you. Battery charger.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what brought him back to life.

[Chick McGee]

The lightning. The bride of electricity would grab a hold of him. You know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Instead of his ears. Because the ears could come off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Ears could come off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The tattoo. Let go of my electrodes. I know what I'm doing. That old.

[Chick McGee]

That old nugget trope.

[Christy Lee]

What else do we have? Here's a really.

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't understand. Are we supposed to unplug? So if you have a charger. Charger.

[Christy Lee]

You're supposed to unplug it after you've charged.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think a charger is going to take. If it's not plugged into anything. The electricity is not going anywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

So sometimes they give me warm.

[Christy Lee]

But I have the one that sits on my nightstand. That sits up.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Plug everything so is that thing all the time emitting?

[Christy Lee]

Because you've got your Raycon earbuds, you've got your watch, you got your dildo. Dildo. You've got your phone. It's all right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your dildo charge like my electric toothbrush?

[Chick McGee]

My electric toothbrush?

[Tom Griswold]

Does it. Does it sit there angry in a.

[Chick McGee]

Dock, but in a pinch. In a pinch, Couldn't you use your electric toothbrush?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, one of those companies certainly has.

[Chick McGee]

No, you wouldn't have to use the.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I mean I have vibration.

[Josh Arnold]

It comes down on.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an electric razor and it's in a stand up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Much like my electric toothbrush sits in a cradle.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be a dildo. Company even as a joke has it. So it's just sitting out all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of Washington Monument style.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to see your bathroom Right guard and brill cream and Ivory soap and yes, just real cream.

[Tom Griswold]

But I do have. I do have just.

[Chick McGee]

It's 1963 in his bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

People were healthier than when they used common Ivory soap. As opposed to the rest of that stuff that gives you testicular cancer.

[Christy Lee]

I have to compliment you on the bandage job you did on your ear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, may I see it? Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Look like you're from Lord of the Rings.

[Chick McGee]

That really looks like you're getting the back of it.

[Tom Griswold]

The stitches were. The stitches were poking out and it was rubbing and hurting.

[Josh Arnold]

But it feels better now.

[Tom Griswold]

Fix it when we get off the air. I.

[Christy Lee]

You look like an.

[Josh Arnold]

Way.

[Chick McGee]

Does it make you feel good? There are two staff members and a pickup truck right now in the parking lot blowing your tire up just because you're you. They're taking care of your problem.

[Tom Griswold]

An airport run. I have to make.

[Chick McGee]

Does that make you feel important?

[Pat Godwin]

Tried to make me coffee boy earlier. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Would you mind spending.

[Tom Griswold]

I have purchased coffee for you more than a thousand times.

[Pat Godwin]

But it's your little break. You enjoy it. You relax. You get your head together.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't have a car today.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't have a car. My car.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't help a friend out getting the tire acquiesced.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Yes, you were opining.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I honestly I don't remember what I was. What point I was.

[Chick McGee]

Seems like a year ago.

[Tom Griswold]

We're probably. We're probably probably better off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, probably for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I'm still confused. I'm with. So we're supposed to unplug.

[Christy Lee]

Unplug your charger.

[Tom Griswold]

Your microwave. You're supposed to unplug.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I guess you're supposed to unplug.

[Chick McGee]

Your WI fi for a better night's sleep. That shouldn't be cascading over you as you're sleeping.

[Christy Lee]

I guess I'm not going downstairs and.

[Chick McGee]

Doing what I'm just telling you. Look it up.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll see. Yeah, I don't know. I'd like to see a little more research on it, but, yeah, it might be something.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been sleeping goodbye with my WI fi. Hasn't had any. Hasn't any effect on me.

[Chick McGee]

Real card, you know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, well, listen, guys, I'm gonna take off, okay? You guys?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm ready, too.

[Chick McGee]

All right?

[Christy Lee]

I'm really tired.

[Tom Griswold]

The Venn diagram of people who eat Hot Pockets but are concerned about unplugging their microwave is exactly zero. Well, I. I've heard that microwave's giving off radiation, but. Hey, wait a minute. Before you turn it off, I've got to make these four pizza rolls. Okay, Okay. I can see you're. You're just a health freak. Did you give me the signal, Lace? That's why I never look over there. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Osborn]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yo, this is important, man. My favorite Lululemon shorts, the ones you got me back in the day. I think they're called Pace Breakers. The ones with all the pockets. I just got back from vacation and I left them in my hotel room. And, dude, I need to replace these shorts. I wear them, like, three times a week. Could you send me the link to.

[Christy Lee]

Where you got them?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, also, my birthday is coming up soon, so. Anyways, thanks, bro. Talk soon.

[Christy Lee]

Looking for your newest Go to's Lululemon.

[Chick McGee]

What's New Gear drops on Tuesdays.

[Christy Lee]

Every Tuesday, head to lululemon.com to shop.

[Tom Griswold]

What's New Gear?