The BOB & TOM Show - September 2, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – September 2, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Aired: September 2, 2025
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby
Special Guest: Kostaki Economopoulos

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Overview:

Today's episode of The BOB & TOM Show brings the show’s signature blend of comedy, irreverent banter, sports talk, news, and listener letters. The team recaps their weekends, dives into college football, bidet adventures, celebrity news, and indulges in plenty of playful ribbing. There’s also a special visit from NFL comedian Kostaki Economopoulos, tales of redhead festivals, and bizarre news stories ranging from cave raves to surprise births at Burning Man.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Weekend Recaps, Cowboy Hats & Bidet Adventures

• Tom’s Colorado Trip & Cowboy Hat Purchase
  • Tom recaps his mini-vacation in Colorado, sharing his purchase of a beaver-felt cowboy hat, complete with a lamp-shade-like case.
  • [26:14] “The preliminary person at TSA, when you walk through and show your ID, goes, ‘You got an animal in there?’” — Tom Griswold
  • Group discusses the quirks of cowboy fashion and Tom’s need to cover his ears outside by doctor’s orders.
• Bidet Surprise Story
  • Tom tells a vivid tale of an unexpected late-night encounter with a high-tech toilet-bidet combo while “running on zero sleep.”
  • [13:03] "I was assaulted by a bidet." — Tom Griswold
  • Extended, hilarious debate ensues about proper bidet etiquette, features (seat warming, remote controls), and splashbacks.
  • [60:13] ”Have you ever had the feeling of cleaning peanut butter out of shag carpet? That’s a really good analogy.” — Tom, quoting a listener’s letter on bidets
• Raycon Earbuds Ad Reads & Mockery
  • The team imitates classic morning show ad banter, interwoven with stories about back-to-school routines and new gadgets.

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2. Sports Roundup

College Football & Bill Belichick’s Coaching Debut

• Chick and Tom dissect Bill Belichick’s rough start as a college coach for UNC, losing 48-14 to TCU, with references to a star-studded crowd.
• [07:07] "TCU. The Horned Frogs. Not just any frog. He’s a horned frog. 48-14 winners last night. The largest points scored on any Bill Belichick team. Period. End of story.” — Chick McGee
• Recurring joke: “Belichick is still giving his press conference!” with repetitive, deadpan Bill Belichick audio clips.
• NFL kickoff anticipation is palpable, with Chick prepping to pick all Week 1 games on Thursday.
• Player poll reveals Aaron Rodgers as the most annoying NFL player, with Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes close behind.
  • [83:49] "Nope, it’s Aaron Rodgers. 25%." — Chick McGee

Tennis, S’Mores, and More

• Naomi Osaka eliminates Coco Gauff in the US Open; noise and crowd conduct become topics.
• The Honey Deuce vodka cocktail, a US Open stadium staple, inspires both intrigue and innuendo.
• Josh details his family’s Ozarks getaway, complete with s’mores and practical jokes.
• Multiple asides on sports mascots, cereal icons, and even the unique personalities of tennis players.

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3. Listener Letters, Language, & Everyday Absurdities

• The hosts read listener emails peppered with misstatements ("airplane go-karts", "turn down the volume of the lights") and tales of drunken birthdays.
• [21:00] "After a day of drinking, I got out of the shower that night and yelled into the bedroom, ‘Now, boy, you want some of this before I put it away?’" — Tom, quoting a listener
• Banter about aggressive vs. passive bedroom moves, recalling both male and female approaches.

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4. Pop Culture: Wizard of Oz at the Sphere & Redhead Festivals

• Discussion of Christy Lee’s potential trip to Las Vegas to see The Wizard of Oz at the ultra-high-tech Sphere, with ticket pricing outrage and musical debate on cut scenes.
• [18:00] "The Wizard of Oz version they’re showing is 27 minutes shorter!" — Tom Griswold
• Reviewers mourn the omission of "If I Were the King of the Forest" and "Over the Rainbow" (almost cut in the movie’s original release).
• The Netherlands redhead festival gets serious attention:
  • [142:12] "The Netherlands hosted its annual redhead festival, drawing thousands of natural redheads from around the world." — Christy Lee
  • Talk turns to famous redheads (Ed Sheeran, Reba McEntire, Nicole Kidman, Simply Red, and more) and the “sunburn” collective noun joke.

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5. Odd News: Burning Man Birth, Cave Raves, DIY Dentistry, and More

• Burning Man:
  • Unplanned child delivery by festival-goers using “makeshift supplies.”
  • [115:37] “Strangers came together in a moment of crisis to deliver a baby girl.” — Christy Lee
• Cave Raves & Graveyard Sex:
  • Edinburgh graveyards plagued by “raves,” crypt-based parties, and “reports of sexual activities at the cave coming from the graveyards.”
  • [135:34] “There were complaints about noise and reports of sexual activities at the cave coming from the graveyards.” — Christy Lee
• DIY Dentistry:
  • Florida woman charged for gluing in fake veneers with Crazy Glue.
  • [151:36] “Used crazy glue to adhere veneers to her victim’s mouth.” — Christy Lee
• Cereal Mascots & Grocery Tipping:
  • Heated debate over longest-running mascot (Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle, and Pop).
  • The group rants about “guilt tipping” triggered by digital payment screens, with Tom reliving awkward gum-purchase transactions.

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6. Comedian Kostaki Economopoulos NFL Roundup

• Berlin Trip & Falcon Fandom:
  • Kostaki shares his story about traveling to Berlin for a Colts/Falcons game, reuniting with his brother’s marrow donor, Jurgen.
  • [88:56] “He matched two people out of 16 million. That’s how hard it was to find a match, and Jurgen donated his marrow. Now he's completely cancer free.” — Kostaki
• Falcons QB Jokes:
  • Run of autocorrect jokes for Falcons’ new QB Michael Penix:
    • [95:33] "Cousins out, Penis in. Penis soft in first start. Penis struggles, yanked in third quarter. Falcons finally put in aging penis..." — Kostaki
• Most Annoying NFL Player Discussion
  • Kicks around the survey where Aaron Rodgers takes the top spot, wonders if Jerry Jones would win a "most annoying owner" poll, and mocks fantasy football general managers.

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7. Rapid-Fire Weird Headlines

• Croc King: Connecticut man boasts world-record Crocs collection (3,569+ pairs). [110:17]
• Beer Bottle News: Miami man arrested after hurling 48 bottles from his 41st-floor balcony. [157:12]
• Angry Mayo Customer: Spanish man torches café after being told there’s no mayonnaise. [160:31]
• Disney Shoulder Plush Craze: Grown-ups now love magnetic Disney plushes at parks. [147:03]

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Notable Quotes & Quips

• “[13:03] I was assaulted by a bidet. I had no idea. Josh, it was amazing.” — Tom Griswold
• “[21:00] After a day of drinking, I got out of the shower that night and yelled, ‘Now, boy, you want some of this before I put it away?’” — Tom (listener’s letter)
• “[26:30] Tom was in a cowboy store... and got a case for his hat. The TSA goes, ‘You got an animal in there?’” — Chick McGee
• “[83:49] Nope, it’s Aaron Rodgers. 25%.” — Chick
• “[135:34] There were complaints about noise and reports of sexual activities at the cave coming from the graveyards.” — Christy Lee

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Timestamps of Most Important Segments

• Reverend Dr. White’s “First Baptist Bar and Grill” song: [01:20–04:14]
• Tom’s Cowboy Hat & Case in Colorado: [09:25–27:15]
• Bidet Adventure Story: [11:46–15:11], callback [58:27–63:44]
• Wizard of Oz ‘Sphere’ Discussion: [17:28–21:16], [32:43–34:36]
• Sports Roundup & Chick’s NFL Picks: [06:49, 07:00, 44:16, 46:10, 141:42]
• Listener Letters & Favorite Malapropisms: [21:32–24:27]
• Ridiculous Tipping Screens Rant: [100:25–104:47]
• Kostaki Economopoulos Joins: [87:03–97:07]
• Redhead Festival & Redhead Jokes: [142:05–145:32]
• Odd News (Burning Man, Cave Raves, DIY Dentistry, etc.): [115:37–154:19]
• Beer Bottles Hurled from Skyscraper: [157:12–159:41]

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Final Thoughts & Takeaways

This episode is packed with the usual zany, free-association comedy and inventive sports commentary that’s made The BOB & TOM Show a morning radio institution. If you’re a fan of classic morning show banter, sports rants, and a good dose of musical nostalgia, today’s show is a prime example—complete with everything from listener humor, the madness of modern tipping culture, and stories that range from the relatable (cowboy hat envy, bidet discoveries) to the surreal (cave raves, counterfeit dentists, and the Crocs king).
Special kudos to the chemistry of the hosts—as well as Kostaki’s NFL humor—which keeps even the densest chunk of content in motion and fresh.

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Want more? Tune in for Kostaki’s weekly NFL bits, Chick’s irreverent sports picks, and Tom’s adventures in hygiene and Western wear—plus Christy’s hard-hitting (and sometimes surreal) news updates.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

It'S the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Well the.

[Reverend Dr. White]

Church burned down and no one knew what Pentecost Baptist was going to do the Sunday brimstone got so dad gum hot it burned up a church bus in the parking lot In a panic the Reverend Dr. White called up an ex member that hadn't lived right he owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence it's the same Joe's he preached against he said I don't really want to be a hypocrite I got a Sunday school class about to have fits we're all excited about revival week and been moved by the spirit so to speak with all the souls we saved and money we spent we thought God told us to sell that tent. I got a famous evangelist supposed to come and done run out of chairs Will you loan us some? Joe says hell you can just use the whole dang place Ain't I on a jukebox? Amazing Grace ain't supposed to be open cause of them blue laws but we'll open tonight if it's all right with y' all Preacher said, well I reckon that'd be okay the good Lord works in mysterious ways Is gonna talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth and I reckon I could do it from the DJ booth at the First Baptist Bar and Grill it's the only church in the Bible Belt that smells like a whiskey still when the sinners finish one more round we'll have dinner on the ground and go inside and hell pray we don't get killed Liam and came with a well dressed choir they showed up around happy hour Looked around the joint and didn't take it real well Said the white ministry has gone to hell Ms. Mills that taught you Sunday school and two deacons in the back room shooting pool Were sharing the Lord with a Jim Beam rep who was teaching Ms. Mills some line dance stuff. Reverend White was reading from the book a loop to a tall drunk trucker about to puke. He had John 3:16 memorized. Trying to dry his ass out to get him baptized. The evangelist yelled about the lights and the beer, said white, you can't save any souls in here. This place ain't nothing but a den of sin. Ain't the kind of place Baptist ought to be in. Preacher said, well, we don't really need y' all here. You didn't do a very good job last year. Only saved one sinner. As Todd McGuire's a little sob that set my church on fire. Joel's beer joint has done been revived. Only been here an hour and I done saved five. Sure, it's got mirrors and a big dance floor, but I finally found the flock God called me for. They're at the First Baptist Bar and Grill. It's the only church in the Bible Belt that smell like a whiskey still. Not a stained glass window anywhere in sight. Just the blood stained floor and neon lights. And the communion wine in here is always chill. We're here every Sunday. We're living large. The only church with a cover char. And if you don't like our doctrine and think we ain't devout, we'll have our bouncer throw your butt out of the First Baptist Bar and Grill.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Casting. Here we go. It's the Bob and Tom show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

In her Janis Joplin T shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

Big brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Big Brother in the holding company. Yeah. Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Got that on sale because nobody knew who she was but me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that makes it that much hipper.

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Chick McGee]

Pat used. Didn't you used to date her? Pat? Yeah, yeah, that's why. A couple weeks, okay? Just a couple weeks.

[Pat Godwin]

You know how it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Heroin. Heroin. She.

[Pat Godwin]

She took a piece of my heart.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

I never, never got her. Never got her. Never got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Beat me and Bobby McGee way over my head. Oh, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

Way over my head. Did I care for her, her cat or Wally?

[Tom Griswold]

First in her class in Texas.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard that Beat Weeds was her nickname, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very bright gal.

[Chick McGee]

Went to, went to high school with Jimmy Johnson. There's Ace Cosby on Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I know you had a really good weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wonderful. How about that weather? How about them grilling man. Huh? How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

What about that?

[Christy Lee]

Dino Fresco football gyno fresco dined El fresco.

[Tom Griswold]

A gyno fresco. Who hasn't done that? You ever done that on a golf course path?

[Chick McGee]

You know, let me tell you something. You tell. You show me a gynecologist who does stuff outdoors, they're. They're going to double their business.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, actually, we have semi outdoor obgyn activity in the world today.

[Chick McGee]

Psychic comedy continues.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a little. A little outdoor gyno work coming up. More ob. Really?

[Chick McGee]

All right, in this case, have you ever had to go to a. I'm sure you have a gyno visit with the. With the old lady, no matter who.

[Tom Griswold]

I never have. No.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Never. Never even a ob?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we're counting. We're counting kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, many, but not several.

[Chick McGee]

Many different. Many different cast members.

[Tom Griswold]

Many highly qualified physicians.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, for just regular old west. Old west look. See is what I call it. Yeah. Put your feet in the syrups. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not. Not the.

[Christy Lee]

Would you stay in the room that.

[Chick McGee]

No, I never did.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. I was good.

[Chick McGee]

I'd read the magazines. Oh, now you read your phone. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, we have a lot to get to. And I know that you had a glorious weekend of watching football.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, five straight days of college football. Man, oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

And I guess, unbelievable, in case you're just waking up, the big debut last evening of Bill Belichick as a coach. Not.

[Christy Lee]

Well, really.

[Chick McGee]

Some might say horribly.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. North Carolina started out. It was seven nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, that's when I went to bed.

[Chick McGee]

And it ended up tcu. The Horned Frogs. Not just any frog. He's a horned frog. 4814 winners last night. The largest points. Number of points scored on any Bill Belichick team. Period. End of story.

[Christy Lee]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

And everybody was there last night. Michael was there.

[Christy Lee]

Michael.

[Chick McGee]

Michael Jordan.

[Christy Lee]

Tom Brady There.

[Chick McGee]

North Carolina. No, Tom Brady was not there. Lawrence Taylor. Roy Williams.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Mia Ham.

[Pat Godwin]

Mia Ham.

[Tom Griswold]

You certainly are Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Mia Ham. You. For Julius Peppers. They had all the North Carolina.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Alumni. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Out there. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was his girlfriend there?

[Chick McGee]

Did not go well. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, she was.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't care. I'm trying to stay away from.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she. She had math homework.

[Chick McGee]

See, it's not. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Way to go. Well, it's early in the season. We'll have. We'll have that.

[Chick McGee]

And of course, we'll have his comments. A Belichick comments.

[Christy Lee]

Happy, huh?

[Chick McGee]

After the. After the game, of course, it's just always gracious and defeat. Mr. Belichick, he's just. Just a wonderful human being. He's the head of the Dick Society.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Tensor, your sergeant at arms over there. Aren't you the. Of the Dick Council?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm of. Of council of Council. You're the council Area semi retired.

[Chick McGee]

Belichick actually looks bad. He looks real heavy.

[Christy Lee]

Does he really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's lumbered along. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

How old is he? Early 70s, 70s?

[Chick McGee]

71, 72, give or take.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all that eating out, dining out.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's eating out. Oh, you know. Yeah, the young girls, they like to go to restaurants.

[Josh Arnold]

He's eating fresh tongue still works, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I always got my tongue.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It doesn't have to be, you know.

[Christy Lee]

No little blue pill for him, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Four or five, probably.

[Chick McGee]

So the low blue pills make your tongue harsh.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks. A good start. Good start for the show. That. That would be rather difficult, wouldn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, I'm not. Not me. I got. You were. You were on the road. Didn't you go?

[Tom Griswold]

I was on the road with the little Colorado thing.

[Chick McGee]

Mini vacay. There you go. Very nice. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in back.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have the. The picture you sent me of you and the cowboy.

[Tom Griswold]

I brought a cowboy hat to try on.

[Chick McGee]

It is. It's. We have many.

[Christy Lee]

I have not. He's. He sent the boots, but he didn't send the cowboy.

[Chick McGee]

Many, many, many, many emails about you and your hat.

[Tom Griswold]

I sent Christie something. I thought she'd get a kick out of.

[Chick McGee]

All those cowboy boots.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cowboy boots that are. Someone had taken the. The leather from a Louis Vuitton bag of some sort and fashioned them into cowboy cowgirl.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they do that with Nike silver tennis shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Do they really?

[Chick McGee]

You can get a Louis Vuitton. Air Force One, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

They tear them apart and make those clear bags so you can go into the stadiums, too. Have you seen that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

They take pieces.

[Chick McGee]

What? Tom makes a clear bag.

[Christy Lee]

No, not. They're not licensed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What is it? What is that called? Aftermarket. Whatever people are fashioning.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I went to this cowboy store and I. I took a picture of that for Christy, but I got myself a hat.

[Christy Lee]

You got yourself a hat?

[Chick McGee]

Tom was in a cowboy store.

[Josh Arnold]

I went in Colorado.

[Chick McGee]

You got to go to the Cowboys.

[Christy Lee]

You go specifically to get a hat?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. I went there. We had an Opportunity to stay in condo there. So I went. Had a. Had a night. Very nice time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, are you. Time out. Hold it. Are you shopping? Are you condo shopping in Colorado?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that would require winning the lottery from last evening.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did anybody win the lottery?

[Chick McGee]

I do not know. Oh, I don't either, as you would say. You're the news girl.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you have all the details that how I talk.

[Josh Arnold]

Sunday morning I was told nobody wanted.

[Christy Lee]

No, they drew last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, the big Powerball thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My brother Jeff lied to me.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, there's one on Saturday night.

[Chick McGee]

There was one on Saturday. Okay, Saturday, Monday.

[Christy Lee]

I got it. I bought tickets. I'm gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

I forgot about that.

[Tom Griswold]

While you. Look, Josh, this is a story that you'll, I think, enjoy.

[Chick McGee]

Havesies.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody hit.

[Chick McGee]

Yay.

[Christy Lee]

1.3 billion.

[Tom Griswold]

That. It'll be 1.3 billion for the next.

[Chick McGee]

Drawing Wednesday, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm gonna buy.

[Tom Griswold]

So one ticket on. Let's see, what is Monday, Tuesday. On Friday, I got on an airplane, as one will do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I, I.

[Chick McGee]

You got. Actually, you got in the airplane. Don't get on. There he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Well, I boarded the airplane in any event, then the pilot flew it. I didn't have to walk through all of this, but it was a long day and by the time we got out of the rental car, I'd been awake for 22 hours. And it was raining and kind of a rough drive, but I really, really had to go to the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Major or minor?

[Tom Griswold]

Major.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was. And there's. There's nowhere to stop and. But anyways, get into the. Get into this condo. I'd never been in it before.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't know where the toilet was.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew I found it very quickly, but really, really things had to happen quickly. I wasn't paying very much attention.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't have to jettison your underwear though, did you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was able to get them off, barely.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you understand where I'm coming from?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah. No, we haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd been awake for. I'd been awake for 22 hours. It was.

[Chick McGee]

You fall asleep on the toilet?

[Tom Griswold]

No. So the first phase of the activity takes place, and then all of a sudden, I realized that my bottom is being bathed in warm water.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Surprise in the pool.

[Chick McGee]

Surprise bidet.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. I was assaulted by a bidet. I had no idea. Josh, it was amazing. You're the one that has one of these things.

[Josh Arnold]

But this wasn't just a Bidet. Right. You didn't accidentally crap in the bidet.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for the clarity. Yes, you're correct. This was a. I'm not. Everything about the story I just told is true. I was so tired.

[Christy Lee]

Can you poop in a bidet?

[Tom Griswold]

It was not in the like traditional way. This was some kind of. I. Once I turned the lights on and looked right. It was a modified regular toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

On the wall. And it went off on its own. I didn't touch anything on the wall. Once I popped the light on. There was a. Looked like a mini cell phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Screen. And there were all these different things you could do.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

But I had never experienced that before.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds deluxe.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you think it was a snake?

[Tom Griswold]

At first it really did surprise me because I had no idea because when I sat down I thought, oh, this is interesting. It's got a heated seat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's what I assumed. Oh, nice heated seat is. And it. I just. I don't know how it knew when to start the. Either do I squirting.

[Christy Lee]

But when it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, what the heck.

[Chick McGee]

I think there's a.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe the plop.

[Chick McGee]

An odor sensor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a real smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a smart toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The eye toilet. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was. It was really interesting. And then I once the next day I kind of checked it out. A very complicated plumbing situation.

[Chick McGee]

Of course it is blue. Have you considered going the bidet route? I know because I have bidet envy. That's for sure. I'd love to get one all hooked up.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks. I'm not gonna replum anything at my house. But I know that you have one. You've done that.

[Chick McGee]

It's a relatively easy install.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good, good.

[Tom Griswold]

I certainly. But again, it was quite a surprise. Quite the. Yeah, that would be quite the shot.

[Josh Arnold]

If you weren't ready for it because.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, sometimes you get some splash back not.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever had that happen any surprise? I'm sure Pat has a surprise. Butt play.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll come back with that. Look at the time.

[Chick McGee]

They think they're helping.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, our first letter from Winchester, Kentucky and more. We'll find out what's going on. If you want to reach us, of course. It's Bob and [e-mail] Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This Labor Day at Lowe's Shop member only doorbuster deals for a limited time. Save $50 on an ego string trimmer. Now $169 plus get 50% off select Holland pavers. Not a rewards member. Sign up for free today. But hurry. Labor Day doorbuster deals won't last long. Lowe's we help you save valid through9.1 while supplies last program subject to terms and conditions. Details@lowe's.com Terms subject to change.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

You okay?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I stumbled.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We have a lot to get to today. I want to clarify something. Christie's probably going to be going to Vegas to see the wizard of Oz.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so. I was on the fence last night, but if you guys think I should go, I should go.

[Tom Griswold]

And what's if you haven't heard about this, they're showing it at the Sphere, right. Which is this huge globe. I, I went there to see the eagles. It was really great. But interestingly enough, and Ace was mentioning this off the air, the wizard of Oz version they're showing is 27 minutes shorter. Oh. In the original.

[Chick McGee]

And well, there it could. There's some fat. Some fat on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently they cut one of my favorite songs, the Cowardly lion, if I Were the King of the Forest Song.

[Pat Godwin]

In the whole movie.

[Tom Griswold]

They cut that that's what it says.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. So much for you going to see.

[Tom Griswold]

Says reviewers note many sequences have been shortened or reimagined if not outright removed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, maybe I won't go.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw some video. Have you guys seen some of the video of it? It's baffling. It's incredible looking. And it did look reimagined because they had to reimagine it for the setting, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess there are drones flying around.

[Chick McGee]

Are there winged monkeys above the crowd?

[Josh Arnold]

It looked really impressive.

[Chick McGee]

They drop.

[Christy Lee]

I got it right.

[Chick McGee]

Foam rubber apples on your head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it'll be great. I. I didn't realize they'd cut that much of it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Geez.

[Josh Arnold]

Half an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean to cut that one song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is a great song. Are you sing that for us?

[Tom Griswold]

Working on the flight. Wait a minute. Don't you. You do a song as the Cowardly Lion? Which one do you.

[Pat Godwin]

I think we do something like about the hippos.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe we can dig that up.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in honor of the wizard of Oz in Vegas.

[Chick McGee]

A tribute to the hippos.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it would still be worth going to. Yeah, but so you have an opportunity to go. Is that correct? When?

[Christy Lee]

The 18th of this month.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they want for it?

[Christy Lee]

The tickets?

[Chick McGee]

They're proud of it.

[Christy Lee]

250 per.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's 300 if you want the VIP thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's what you want.

[Chick McGee]

How much are the Imax tickets?

[Josh Arnold]

Like 20. 20 bucks now maybe, or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe more general admissions. 104 bucks according to the. This is from the Washington Post. Yeah. They do get apparently more expensive. It's Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The VIP package goes for 450 bucks a person.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

But you know how you look at Vegas, it's just a big atm. You're going out there to pick up money. I mean, it's just way out for you.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a fly and fly out same day. I'm not going to miss one day.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christie, the VIP package that they have here, you get a one night stay at the Venetian.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're not staying. We're flying in.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to stay because Chick says you got to turn 100 bucks into 10,000.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with you?

[Chick McGee]

Easily done. You're leaving money on the table. On the table.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not staying overnight. You're going in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In and out.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It look. I'm just looking at some of the visuals. It looks wonderful. So. Yeah. It'll be fun. It's one of my favorite movies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was on last night, actually, on amc.

[Tom Griswold]

Quite a different experience.

[Christy Lee]

It's quite a different experience, especially with.

[Tom Griswold]

Commercials, people watching it on their phone.

[Christy Lee]

But that's how we grew up. We watched it with commercials.

[Chick McGee]

Remember?

[Christy Lee]

It was Easter.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a version of it that they include that they made a big deal out of? The song that wasn't. It's called the Jitterbug or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've never seen that included in the full movie.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But in any event, it should be fun. And, Christy. So you're going?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I haven't pulled the trigger, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm thinking, pull that trigger. It's an experience.

[Pat Godwin]

Life is short. You got to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And you know how, Tom, when we take time off, take a month. It'll be fun.

[Christy Lee]

I'm taking a lot of time off. And, hey, you know what?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey, hey. We'll see in 26. Go ahead. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

No problem. Refresh yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you read the memo that I wrote to you.

[Christy Lee]

What? We were supposed to both take the rest of the year off.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what.

[Tom Griswold]

There goes the whole show. Now we have letters to get to. This one involves a problem Created by Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I have one created by Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll go first. It was my wife's birthday, writes Kevin from Winchester, Kentucky.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a long day of drinking to celebrate. My wife came into the family room feeling real good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She had a Tom ism.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we please turn down the volume of the lights?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought she was gonna say, hey, my. My baby area is aching or something.

[Christy Lee]

I thought she was gonna say, by the ways.

[Tom Griswold]

After. After a day of drinking, I got out of the shower that night and yelled into the bedroom, nana boy, you want some of this before I put it away?

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

No response. I got to the bedroom, she'd passed out and was snoring.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think happy birthday. That's an implied yes, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No answer is a positive answer.

[Pat Godwin]

No means maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Has a woman done that? Like grabbing her crotch and saying, you want any of this for. Put it away.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure we did get a letter. I believe you were gone, though. Woman did do that.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Would you like that? Do you like it when women make that move? Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Aggressive.

[Christy Lee]

Aggressive?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know, I. I like it when they'd say, hey, get off me. Stuff like that. Yeah. Tell me what they want.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it ain't gonna eat itself.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I wish you could breathe through your ears. Stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I got another timeism before we move on.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

An ultralight aircraft went flying by. My wife looked up and she said, oh, look, it's those airplane go karts. Thank you, Pete. Wow. I mean, that's a good description.

[Josh Arnold]

It actually is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In Mitchell, Indiana. Well, thank you very much, Pete. We appreciate your listening. Astronaut from Mitchell Short Lesser letter here from Jesse says. Yes, Bogarting is still a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In the world of marijuana smoking, apparently don't Bogart that joint. As they say in the song. You have a letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I have something for Tom as a boy. This is from Harvey Hart. Harvey Todd. Can you imagine Tom as a boy having this toy in his house? Yes. It's a model of a express cruiser. Chris Craft. There it is, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's part of the Lindbergh line.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure. Paul Lindbergh. Yeah, he.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. It says the Lindbergh line.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Workhorse of the industry is what that is. Yeah. Man, oh, man. I guess you put that together and it really floats. 76 parts, it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so that's a little. Little mini cabin cruiser. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look how excited he is.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got the two. It's one guy driving with his captain's hat and of course, two ladies waving in the back.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, the answer. You needing a hat has caught the imagination of the country. The answer has been staring us right in the face.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

You need the Hugh Hefner captain's hat.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you cover his ears.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I. I still.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You don't see those very often.

[Chick McGee]

No, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Which is.

[Chick McGee]

Which is fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Seriously, they wear those.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I. As you know, I have been informed that I have to cover my ears outside. Now.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a technical issue involving sun and skin stuff. I won't go to too many details. I'm about to have part of my ear removed, by the way, my ear flaps. But I went and I saw. I went and I got a cowboy hat this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Was this at the famous cowboy hat store?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And I got. Comes with a case.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look. Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

The case is like a lampshade.

[Pat Godwin]

I couldn't afford the case when I went.

[Tom Griswold]

When I went through.

[Chick McGee]

It's got locks on luggage.

[Josh Arnold]

I wear it out and save 90 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

The preliminary person at TSA, when you walk through and you show your ID, the guy goes, you got an animal in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. Looks like something you carry.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd have a mog.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have to pay extra for the case?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I didn't pay attention.

[Pat Godwin]

Are we gonna see the hat?

[Josh Arnold]

You. You. One way or another, you pay extra.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just insane.

[Christy Lee]

That fit in the overhead bin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at it. Look at this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you didn't have to buy a seat for it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, hang on a second.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at this.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so Tom is actually taking his headphones off. He's taking off his ball cap, putting on a very sharp looking eye.

[Pat Godwin]

That is amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a terrific choice. That works.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great hat.

[Christy Lee]

Now, she helped you, didn't she?

[Tom Griswold]

I learned that.

[Chick McGee]

Hate it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of gray.

[Pat Godwin]

That is insane.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. I know. This is. Sounds like I'm making this up. Do you know what this is made of?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Gold beaver.

[Josh Arnold]

Beaver, huh? How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

This is made of beaver. So it went.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like it has a. Like a blunderbuss on the front. Like those old timey rifles with a huge bell at the end.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But this.

[Chick McGee]

I thought there was an odor when you took it out of the box.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks really good. It's. It's kind of a.

[Pat Godwin]

It looks great.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a. They call it a grayish color.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Chick, like I said, this is made of beaver. Now you've had your head in a beaver.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's right. I enjoy it very well. I think we all. Well, you, of course, would never comment, but I think we all pretty much enjoy.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you want to put your head in the beaver?

[Pat Godwin]

College?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I didn't go to college. Well, I only went a semester. I wasn't there.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, this will make my dermatologist happy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And the ladies.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna start wearing, like. You should wear headphones that go in your ears so that.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta wear that on the air.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, so you can wear it on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean wear it on the air. You look great. I don't need it in the rain. I need it outside.

[Chick McGee]

If you're not going to take my suggestion, wearing a captain's hat. If you wear the cowboy hat, your next purchase is a poncho. That's all I'm saying.

[Christy Lee]

Like Clint Eastwood, big trench dusters.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, that looks amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

The ladies are gonna like it. Pat's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the Duster.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the duster I could pull off.

[Chick McGee]

That's too serious.

[Josh Arnold]

Like an old gunslinger.

[Chick McGee]

Stick with it.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't quit and get self conscious, because that looks good.

[Tom Griswold]

Walked the dogs with it last night.

[Josh Arnold]

However, in spurs. We want to hear you coming.

[Tom Griswold]

The threatening spur noise. Can I. Can I put spurs? That.

[Chick McGee]

Jingle, dangle, jingle.

[Christy Lee]

Did anybody say anything to you while you're walking the dogs?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, just walk by.

[Chick McGee]

However, this medium. This world has been ruined for the cowboy hat because what's his name always wore one and he looked like it. Who? Who? The Crypt Keeper, Imus or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is. This is the new look for.

[Christy Lee]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Walking the dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, walking the dog. Just being outside, driving in the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Being outside, walking the dog and chasing the tail.

[Christy Lee]

Can you drive in the car with that?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't gotten in my car yet. I just. I just.

[Chick McGee]

No, you don't. No. I'm off. I'm full of good ideas today. You get that cowboy hat. You get the poncho. You get a horse. You draw. You ride your horse to work.

[Josh Arnold]

Please get a horse.

[Pat Godwin]

Get some press.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think. I think a pickup truck. Now there's something.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not a new one.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you take me to McDonald's on the horse?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Josh, behind you. One saddle. You're both on the horse.

[Pat Godwin]

You actually do that?

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they kind of.

[Chick McGee]

They kind of frown when you try to walk through. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they'd rather us go in with the horse.

[Chick McGee]

I guess it's up to you people. I'm having a Big Mac. Either way.

[Pat Godwin]

That hat looks good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, looks great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You need some Raycon. So in your. For earbuds.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I think. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The name of the store, Kimo Sabi, which of course, that can't I associate with the Lone Ranger.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, Tonto would say Kimosabi very famous.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to take a look at the owner right now.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

They were over. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Christy Lee is going to be going to Vegas to the sphere. I am now to see the special re digitization and expansion of the wizard of Oz. The movie the classic movie contraction and but yeah, we didn't really. They've sliced about 30 minutes of it out including if I Were King of.

[Christy Lee]

The forest, which really bothers me.

[Tom Griswold]

Cowardly Lion. Did you know that this is true that originally they almost cut over the rainbow from the movie?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, gay men would have had to wait for Bette Midler for years.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that would have been anybody. 60 something years, you know, 50 years.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody's thoughts on that?

[Tom Griswold]

We have as a kid that.

[Josh Arnold]

That song did bring it to a screeching.

[Christy Lee]

I totally agree.

[Josh Arnold]

But now, I mean, obviously it's a lovely thing. But yes, as a kid, you're like, let's just get to.

[Christy Lee]

We're like, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Please, can we get to the munchkins?

[Pat Godwin]

I found it beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you lived as a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When you were brought up, you were influenced by.

[Christy Lee]

You're in a theatrical family.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we all love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Was your dad a friend of Dorothy?

[Pat Godwin]

A friend of Dorothy.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, he said, desperately trying to change the subject, but here's a letter. Dear Bob and Tom show like Tom. It says Peran. Please read this in a haughty voice like Tom. I've skied Vale, Beaver Creek, Steamboat Summit County. Hoodoo. However, Tom, have you ever skied Ulta?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Utah. It's a great place.

[Chick McGee]

Ulta. I knew it. It says Ulta is a must.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Simply a must.

[Tom Griswold]

Deer Valley, Alta. All those great places.

[Chick McGee]

Park City, J. Jay's. Oh, this is good. Yeah. You should tell us where you're listening. He's listening. On the Wolf in Flagstaff. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was in Colorado over the weekend and that nice, cool air.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

Cool and crisp, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. Just wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Good for the lungs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I did see a interesting thing. The Denver Airport, I believe now there's a sign out front saying this remodel is now taking longer than the Great Pyramids. I. I don't know what they're doing. I'm a big fan, but you walk in that terminal, it's just construction still.

[Christy Lee]

Everywhere in a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of the. It looks like you're at Ellis island in the early 1900s.

[Christy Lee]

That many people?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's packed. It's. It. It looks like LaGuardia plus Atlanta. It's just packed, but got through TSA. I did fine. Lady and lady behind me had a.

[Chick McGee]

Complete meltdown where the TSA agents were. They polite and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just think it's a rough job. You gotta make sure people are getting on the plane and don't have.

[Chick McGee]

What you said not that long ago.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I just. Some of them could be a little more polite.

[Chick McGee]

But Fat Bee is what you called her right here on our.

[Tom Griswold]

The lady tried to put her bag on the, on the. With a conveyor belt.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And at this particular one, you have to put your bag in a bin.

[Josh Arnold]

Which makes zero sense, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

They, they.

[Tom Griswold]

It's because. It's because I figured out what.

[Chick McGee]

I don't take it off or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

It's because the straps, yeah. Would, could get caught in the rollers. They and this guy, they get into this shouting match and this guy says, those straps get caught, we're all be standing here for 30 minutes while we undo the machine.

[Chick McGee]

They should really make it more. At the risk of agreeing with you, they should make it more clear because it is very different, whatever it really.

[Tom Griswold]

Is, which airport changed. And the problem was the signage. The signs were kind of under the thing, so you wouldn't actually walk in and look down. So.

[Josh Arnold]

But they should say, during this unlawful search and seizure, we will ask you.

[Chick McGee]

But as I'm using this as an excuse to touch her. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a little parent I know. I carry, I carry a whole thing of wet wipes because you have to get on that, on that train. And you think of all the, all the booger eating morons who have been touching, touching the straps and you know, you know what I'm talking about. You've seen your, you've seen some of your fellow travelers, a little glimmer of truth. And you know the guy that, the lady that puts on the T shirt that says something incredibly offensive on it going, I'm gonna wear this to the airport because it has the F word on it so all the kids can see it. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Ma', am, you forgot slackjawed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, slack job reading morons. Okay, thank you. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

I believe Christie has a letter.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter. Dear. I'm gonna skip that part. Dear people, first and foremost, please be gentle, as this is my first time at letter writing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Jim in Bettendorf, Iowa. He says hopefully Christy will read this as I purr to have her pop my letter cherry. Oh, there you go, Jim.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Jim.

[Christy Lee]

I wanted to thank Pat for his insight and knowledge about the Irish on Friday's show. I used it to correct my children when they misidentified the man on the Lucky Charms box as a leprechaun.

[Tom Griswold]

He is a leprechaun.

[Christy Lee]

I explained to them that according to my friend Pat, many men of Irish descent are small in stature and like to dress from head to toe in green clothing. And they are genetically bred to have pointed ear. I also told my youngins they can typically be found lounging by the end of rainbows and fields of clover.

[Pat Godwin]

All true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's, That's. That's of course, a famous leprechaun.

[Chick McGee]

And they're not. But this guy's not a leprechaun.

[Christy Lee]

He said. Pat says there are no leprechauns. Isn't that what you said?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, I said something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I also did the logo of the Notre Dame. I got wrong. That actually is a leprechaun. I just thought it was a short Irish guy. I never thought it was a leprechaun.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who the longest running cereal mascot is?

[Christy Lee]

Tony the Tiger.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very good. Tony the Tiger.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Tony?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And what's his name? Toucan Sam.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, which is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Tony's number one.

[Chick McGee]

That's the long.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the longest.

[Josh Arnold]

And then two can Sam.

[Chick McGee]

Well, then it's not. It's not two and Toucan Sam. It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Tony the Tiger is number one. Toucan is right behind. All right, Lucky Charms.

[Chick McGee]

If you're gonna do that. Who's number three?

[Josh Arnold]

It's an odd way to talk.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it really is a strange number.

[Tom Griswold]

3 is. Is the Lucky Charms. What? Its name is Lucky.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucky the Leprechaun.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucky the leprechaun. Mr. Lucky.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Lucky. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Been around for. Since I was a kid. I'm not a. I'm not a fan. I don't like marshmallows and anything, but I don't like.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we had s' mores Sunday as.

[Tom Griswold]

Your s' mores are great.

[Josh Arnold]

I hadn't had one in years.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want marshmallows in my cereal.

[Chick McGee]

Over a fire in the microwave.

[Tom Griswold]

Fire.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

We had the fire going.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't think we should start. We need to stop counting the microwave. S'. Mores.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you blacken the mushrooms? Do you, like, let them catch on fire and blow?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't have mushrooms on my s'.

[Tom Griswold]

Mores. I mean marshmallows. Excuse me? Marshmallows. I'll tell you what. Mushrooms on a samora. You laugh, but delicious. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I should try mushrooms. Mushrooms instead of marshmallows.

[Tom Griswold]

I miss. I misspoke.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not. I did not set this one up. Normally I'm a flamer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, me too. I like the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? I was asking Pat if his dad was a Friend of Dorothy. Also.

[Josh Arnold]

Normally I just let it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I love the way the part of the burn parts.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I do not. I do not approve.

[Josh Arnold]

In this case, I just let it get nice and golden and that's the way it was. The perfect. I've never made a better s' more in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have the proper sticks with the forks on them or. Because last time we did it at house, we had to use. We had to undo some wire hangers. Oh, and I'm sure the paint on the hanger probably incredibly toxic.

[Pat Godwin]

I smashed the mushroom next to the artichoke and the cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The best. All right. I met marshmallows.

[Pat Godwin]

You said much.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of coming out, let's get back to your dad. My dad.

[Pat Godwin]

My dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Even on his deathbed, he did come out.

[Pat Godwin]

My dad was a. Yeah, I do have a song. My dad was a Wild, Wild Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now you're working on a song over there. Do you want to.

[Pat Godwin]

How about you? What if you put the cowboy hat on? It might be for. It might be a nice visual.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. I'll get my cowboy hat out.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. He's getting his cowboy hat out of the elaborate case.

[Pat Godwin]

Brand new.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's nothing like but a cowboy hat and a horse and a. And a cowboy song to set the mood.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. There he is. Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like we're out on the trail, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. What's for supper? Cookie? Beans and beans.

[Pat Godwin]

Cowboys are easy on the ice and they like to wear cowboy hats. And they'll keep them on when they're Brandon cows or tapping that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

You can keep your Kevin Costner and his masculine farce Yellow Stone. That's right, Christy. Folks, folks, folks. It's okay if men want to fish with their friend on a mountain alone. Cowboys don't let your dive bars turn in to be condos. Let them stay dirty and have an old jukebox. Pickled eggs and jars, cheap liquor and sluts. Tom's got a new cowboy hat. It's badass. He's no wussy. And he's gonna be chased now by all that sweet, sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Rhymes with good looking head.

[Josh Arnold]

It's quite fetching.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I thank you, partner. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you mentioned Kevin Costner. I would like to say a fond farewell to the great Graham Green. This won't mean a lot to me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, did he die?

[Josh Arnold]

He did pass away. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The actor, not the writer, but yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's, he's. The actor was much younger.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's he most famous for?

[Josh Arnold]

Dances with Wolves. And he was in Wind River.

[Tom Griswold]

The Canadian native of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

First. First Peoples or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just a terrific.

[Christy Lee]

He's a wonderful actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, now, coming up, we're going to be visiting the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Just a visit.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have anything special you want to promote?

[Chick McGee]

Bill Belichick made his debut last night. College football. It did not go well. Naomi Osaka and Yannick Sinner advance at the Open. And there's a problem with noise at the US Open.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Like a crowd interrupting and such.

[Chick McGee]

And then update on dildos thrown at the Not. Not yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

That would really be something.

[Chick McGee]

An update on Caitlin and Dave. That's right. Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. Thursday night NFL season starts. Thank God we all made it through another off season. And we'll talk with Kasaki later.

[Tom Griswold]

And what day are we going to be doing Chick McGee's famous sports picture?

[Chick McGee]

We have to do it on Thursday. I'm going to pick all the games because it's opening week. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Look forward to it. We'll come back to the Orion Park Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Prime delivery is fast.

[Tom Griswold]

How fast are we talking?

[Christy Lee]

We're talking puzzle toys and lick pad delivered so fast you can get this puppy under control fast. We're talking chew toys at your door without really waiting. Fast pads, cooling mat and peg head fast and fast. And there's training T R E A.

[Tom Griswold]

T s faster than they can say sit. Fast.

[Christy Lee]

And now we can all relax and order these matching hoodies to get cozy and cute. Fast, fast. Free delivery. It's on Prime.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh, you had a big family weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, man. It was a really nice time. Making s' mores out in the lake of the Ozarks.

[Chick McGee]

Busting balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we made s'. Mores. We did plenty of boating out on the pontoon, did some fishing.

[Chick McGee]

Any practical jokes between the brothers? You have three brothers.

[Josh Arnold]

Our practical jokes are very, very simple. Very simple. It's you. If you walk by one of your brothers, you. You just flick him in the neck.

[Chick McGee]

As you're. That kind of thing as you're crop dusting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm glad you had a good time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're going to head over to the sports page where Chick McGee is doing some research for us.

[Chick McGee]

Some research, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do we got?

[Chick McGee]

You mean we've got sports story. First game as a college coach did not go well. Bill Belichick's North Carolina Tar Heels started fast but got blown out in the end. TCU winning last night, 48 14. Tar Heels scored a touchdown in their first possession, but then the Horned Frog scored 41 straight points. That sent much of North Carolina sellout crowd heading to the exits long before the start of the fourth quarter. Belichick is 73, is first time college coach. Of course he won six Super Bowls as a head coach with NFL's New England Patriots. Michael Jordan was there last night. Lawrence Taylor, Roy Williams, Mia Hamm, Julius Peppers. Randy Moss was in the box with Jordan. Coach's girlfriend made the made the scene last night.

[Josh Arnold]

He must really love coaching. I would want any of this. I would want to retire quietly actually.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Mr. Belichick pick after the game last night making some comments.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, it was a great, you know, great atmosphere here for the game tonight. You know, fans were, had tremendous energy and you know, we played competitively but then just couldn't sustain it.

[Chick McGee]

So obviously we have to do, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Know, I did do a better job all the way around coaching, playing.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

All three phases of the game. Just wasn't up to what it needs.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe we should just let that go and see if we can get back to it later. Later this morning maybe with Bill. Bill talking like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Naomi Osaka has eliminated Coco Golf 6362 at the Open to reach her first Grand Slam quarterfinal in more than four.

[Tom Griswold]

And a half years.

[Chick McGee]

Osaka seated 23, much more consistent and Coco was once again falling prey to her unforced errors.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, got in her own way, did she?

[Chick McGee]

Bless her heart. Got in her own way. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Osaka to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait, was that Richard Nixon doing soccer? To me, that was good.

[Chick McGee]

Very much Osaka to me.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember how that turned the world upside down? Nixon was on laughing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing how one minor, seemingly minor movement can really. Bill Clinton playing saxophone on Arsenio Hall.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There are many who point to that as that's where he won the presidency.

[Chick McGee]

Likability.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Human plays a hard, big, big time role.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I read somewhere that the Largest selling item at the Nixon library is the postcard of him with Elvis.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I bet. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is a great photo.

[Pat Godwin]

He just kind of barged in, knocking on the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh yeah. Elvis just showed up and they. But Nixon had an audience with them and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, let's. Let's revisit Belichick here to see if he's still there.

[Tom Griswold]

Any one thing. It was a combination of multiple things on defense.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, we do deserve an explanation.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we'll. We'll get back to that later. Yannick. Sinner one. You can't. You can't. You can't win them all.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it's a phone calls. I want to see. I want to see if Tom Brady technically is still eligible to come play for us.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. That's a shame.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, great atmosphere here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we got that. All right. We got you, Bill Yannick. Sinner advanced also at the U.S. open. And a U.S. open player confronted his opponent over grunting during a match.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to stop that grunting?

[Chick McGee]

Zizu Zazu Pits. Zizu Bergs.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Zizu Bur.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Zazu Pits is not who you think it is. And when you see Zazu Pits, you'll go, oh yeah, I think it's a girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. And she's kind of a dancer, performer.

[Chick McGee]

Lovely. And she's been in lots of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was a basketball player.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing modern. Don't get us.

[Chick McGee]

As you'll see when we have a picture of Zazu Pitts. No relation to Elijah. Pittsburgh.

[Tom Griswold]

Elijah Pitts.

[Chick McGee]

Elijah Pitts, the running back for the Green Bay packers back in the day. There's that zoo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Zazu.

[Chick McGee]

Zazoo Pitt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. God bless her.

[Tom Griswold]

But she was in movies in the twenties.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean like a hundred years ago, like the 1920s.

[Chick McGee]

It never ceases to amazes me how all of a sudden you're questioning our references back in time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean Zazu Pitts. I. I would never have remembered that it was a she.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is back Elijah Pitts. When I was a kid, I thought his name was Eli Jupitz.

[Chick McGee]

Jump Hits was his last name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, wasn't that familiar with the Bible? But anyway, Zazu. This is Zuzu. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Zizu Bergs from. Anybody want to know his country of origin? Anybody want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Icelandic, isn't he?

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Zizu Z I Z O U Bergs. B E R G S. Maybe it's.

[Josh Arnold]

The birds that Got me thinking ice.

[Christy Lee]

Croatia.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll say Finland.

[Chick McGee]

Finland. No, it's Belgium. Belgium. Lovely, lovely country. Anyway, Zizu said he noticed Yami Munar of Spain was talking trash late in the match and approached him about it. Mr. Berg said that Munar was apparently. Mr. Berg apparently not so happy with my grunting during the match, which I didn't know I was grunting. Munar explained, I think he did some wrong things, but he said it wasn't on purpose. It's much more than that going on. Noticeably bothered. The grunting did not appear to knock Munar off his game. He defeated the Belgian.

[Josh Arnold]

The temperament of a tennis player is just fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

So right. So delicate. Yes, they're hard.

[Tom Griswold]

They're getting a little more publicity than usual because they've got the special drink and the tickets are going big prices and.

[Chick McGee]

The special drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a. What is that? Have you been following?

[Chick McGee]

I know what you're talking about. Yeah. I forget the name of it now.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a gin drink?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's a vodka drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it's. There's a. The recipe was in the paper last week.

[Chick McGee]

It comes in like a. A 32 ounce. It looks like a.

[Christy Lee]

The honey deuce.

[Chick McGee]

A big. A big gulp.

[Christy Lee]

Grey goose vodka, fresh lemonade, and a touch of raspberry liqueur.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Hate to say it, part of josh, but honey deuce does sound like a sex move. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

But not a pleasant one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of like a cleveland steamer with frosting.

[Christy Lee]

There's also the watermelon slice.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the honey wagon. That's a. Yeah, yeah. Feces sucker.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a lot of pomp and circumstance for essentially grown people playing tennis harder. Ping pong.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Right. Yeah. Tennis is hard.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm serious.

[Chick McGee]

Like bigger Ping pong.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys know tennis is hard.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not. I mean, that's quite an athletic feat, but can we lighten up a little bit about it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think that we need a bad guy. Like the guy last week that was bashing his rap into pieces. But back in the day when you had had Jimmy Connors and John mcenroe, the bad guys.

[Chick McGee]

Be kidding me. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Seems like it's been going on forever.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's two weekends around labor day.

[Christy Lee]

All right, people. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know, who should be involved. Actually, he was making some comments about the U. S. Open. Tennis is that tremendous.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

He's still going.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's still going up at the net.

[Tom Griswold]

And it is. You know, we played competitively but then just good thing in Sant. Here's something obscure. Zizu Bergs, the Belgian tennis player you were just mentioning.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

He's named after a French soccer legend, Zinedine Zidane. Anybody remember this French soccer legend? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, if he's named after Zinedu, why isn't his name Zinedu?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of Zizu.

[Tom Griswold]

You got me.

[Chick McGee]

Or is this. Who a nickname?

[Josh Arnold]

Was it Jane Fonda or who was it? Olivia Newton John.

[Christy Lee]

Olivia Newton John.

[Chick McGee]

O. NJ Wonderful movie with Gene Kelly.

[Christy Lee]

Xanadu was a wonderful movie. Is that what you just said?

[Pat Godwin]

Being star.

[Tom Griswold]

Cast your dad take you to that Barbarella.

[Josh Arnold]

So I always get Barbarella.

[Chick McGee]

This really hasn't raised its ugly head until this morning. I kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

My dad had taste. He wouldn't care for Xanadu.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat has a. Pat has a song about.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I'd love to hear that. So I love that song. Thanks. About.

[Josh Arnold]

What'S better, Xanadu or Barbarella? If I were to watch Barbarella, boy, that's.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've seen Barbarella.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends. It depends if in terms of the camp factor, maybe Xanadu, because it reaches levels that are so bad. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, if you're going to watch a Jane Fonda, go with Clute.

[Josh Arnold]

I like clues. I like.

[Pat Godwin]

That's real good.

[Chick McGee]

Only because Donald Southern.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's amazing. What's a good movie? China Syndrome's good. What other Jane Fonda movies? She kills Poop. Katherine Hepburn. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have Pat. I don't know if you saw this. We may have a need for a road song from you coming up. Also, we have Crocs in the news, a little bit of Caitlin Clark action on the way. But right now, the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Better Help. A lot of people talk over their problems with the guys at the gym, maybe, or with your fishing buddies. That's fine. Any support is good support. But not everybody's a therapist. If you want to find a professional therapist, this is where BetterHelp comes in. They have thousands and thousands of therapists working according to a strict code of conduct. They're fully licensed and they've been helping millions of people. What BetterHelp is about is about accessing therapy. It's completely online. You can get hooked up with a therapist. The click of a button. And the beauty of it is you can be where you are. You don't have to go across town. You can do it anywhere. Because you're doing it online. And by the way, you can pause your subscription whenever you need to. Even switch therapists, no extra fees involved. It's the largest online therapy provider in the world. BetterHelp. BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with, by the way, a diverse, a variety of fields of expertise. Find out what I'm talking about. Find the one therapist for you. With BetterHelp, Bob and Tom show listeners can get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com btshow that's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow Coming up, survey says the NFL's most annoying player is. We're going to find that out. Also, something happening at Burning Man. Unexpected. And they did burn the Burning man as well. Coming up. Also today, comedian Kostakiakanamopoulos with our all Pro Lines NFL report from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless. And if you haven't made the switch yet, here are 15 reasons why you should. One, it's $15 a month. Two, seriously, it's $15 a month. Three, no big contracts. Four, I use it. Five, my mom uses it.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Com hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the SILAC insurance news desk. There's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey there, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I am chicken. Here's Tom with a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I, I explained, I took a quick weekend and went to Colorado and had rented a, a condo. And it was a long journey, weather related, etc. Etc. So I'd been awake for 22 hours when we arrived. I was completely exhausted, had never been in this particular condo, rushed in because I really had to go to the toilet, right?

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and by the way, I did, I forgot to mention this, Josh. On the way there, I stopped and had the best pizza I've ever had in my life. Really, I'm totally serious.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

It was it just. It was a place called Bojos somewhere off Interstate 70 in Colorado.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Best pizza I've ever had. I think it's. But it's got a funky spelling like B O J E U X or something. Highly recommended. Double double thumbs up. Just delicious. In any event. So I had the pizza, I got back in the car. I really have to go. I got into the condo, rushed to the bathroom again, half asleep, sit down. And following the first phase of the transaction, I would realize my derriere was being bathed in warm water. Unbeknownst to me, this. This. This toilet had a built in bidet and I never experienced that before.

[Chick McGee]

Took you by surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

Took me by surprise. But it was quite delightful, I must say.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't like the surprise aspect of it.

[Christy Lee]

That would be a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Because when I sat down, I noticed I hadn't even turned the lights on. I really ran in there and I noticed that the seat was warm. That must be part of the thing. And then it turns out there's like an iPad attached to it. It's very fancy. Wow. But I have this nice letter here. This comes to us from Adrian.

[Chick McGee]

Yo, Adrian.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes. I was once a non believer in the bidet, but decided to give it a shot one day. Day. Have you ever had the feeling of cleaning peanut butter out of shag carpet? Well, I think that's a really good analogy.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

You can do something about that shag carpet there.

[Chick McGee]

What. What does that have to do with a bidet?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think the implication. The. The bidet was cleaning the. The. The. I got to be delicate here.

[Josh Arnold]

Feces.

[Christy Lee]

That's not delicate.

[Josh Arnold]

It's more delicate than.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it's very delicate. What about Poopy suggesting that his scat. Suggesting that the gluteal cleft was. Was not shorn and ergo, the masses of the aforementioned materials.

[Chick McGee]

It's got to be bidet. Makes it much easier, I would think. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What Adrian is saying is. Yes, it was. It was. It was the best way to get rid of the peanut butter and the shag carpet, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, what did you do? Did you air dry or did you papier mache?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because that can happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I believe you took some time. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Again, I was so stunned and I mentioned I had no sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was quite refreshing.

[Josh Arnold]

So what did you do? Did you sit there and let it air dry or did you wipe the.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not. I didn't. I wasn't familiar with the Controls yet.

[Christy Lee]

So you didn't know how to use the dryer?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't know how to use anything. I just.

[Pat Godwin]

So what you did.

[Tom Griswold]

I was so shocked. Yeah, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Course, you got all stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. I believe the term is paper machine shower in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think chefs or anybody works in a restaurant accidentally makes paste down there? They get some flour down their pants and you know what? Flour and water makes paste. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's happened.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it has happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Like some flour on a sweaty neck.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Will kind of paste up on you.

[Chick McGee]

I got paste.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I suppose you made flour paste for kindergarteners, Right? That's how you made the shark, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean paper. Paper mache. Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Not paper mache. Paste. You make water and flour and you get paste. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You do get some kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a tacky. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Add yeast, you got dough.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, that's only in women with.

[Christy Lee]

A yeast infection, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, I enjoyed my bidet experience. I did not ever use it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And it doesn't sound like you're gonna run it rush out and purge, but you.

[Tom Griswold]

I bring it up because you have one at your home.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. Yeah. And I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a. It's a modification on your toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I have the seat warmer.

[Tom Griswold]

And do you have the iPad thing in the wall?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I have a remote.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Is it. Is it wireless?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This all sounds wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. I dare I ask. Bluetooth or brown tooth.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's a. It's. It's lighted. So at night you lift the lid and the light.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

English.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry, it's lit, not lighted.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, I. I just.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna fight with the grammar guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's the grammar guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay, fine.

[Christy Lee]

You're the theater guy.

[Tom Griswold]

So when you walk in. I don't understand when you. So you. As soon as you lift the lid, it.

[Josh Arnold]

Motion detector.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so it's like having lights in your swimming pool.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Yeah, I guess so if those are motion. Are your swimming pool lights motion?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, there's a switch.

[Josh Arnold]

That's always a cool thing, isn't it? A nighttime swim with the lights and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nudity.

[Pat Godwin]

And only we're invited over to a place.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I've swam. I've swum at his house many times, and I was never invited.

[Chick McGee]

He's promised me to teach me how to dive. He's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's Swam.

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Josh Arnold]

It's swam, actually.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's swam.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're lit, it's drowned. Let's. Let's move on back to the world of sports with Chick McGee, who's so excited about the NFL season. Oh, is it the opening game in tomorrow night?

[Chick McGee]

Thursday night?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Brazil? Where's it?

[Chick McGee]

It's Friday night. Chiefs and the Chargers in Brazil.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, opening opening day is Thursday night.

[Chick McGee]

Tomorrow night, Cowboys at Philly. Which could get real ugly as far as Cowboys getting their penises knocked in the dirt, as one would say.

[Josh Arnold]

I see we're walking to that Philly stadium.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't Bill Belichick have a comment about that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. Let's see what's happening if we work.

[Tom Griswold]

On those things and. And show it on Saturday. Yeah, this is the Dallas game. Get TCU credit.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm not sure. He's been talking now for like a half hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Better team tonight. You can't win them all.

[Josh Arnold]

A poor press bowl, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, we need. We need that in a loop.

[Chick McGee]

Can we. Can we go now? Oh, WNBA last night. Wait a minute, I gotta find. Oh, here it is. Atlanta beat Connecticut 9376. Minnesota over Dallas. It killed our President 9671. And the Sparks over Seattle 9185. And Caitlin Clark is teaming up. This is a story Tom's excited about because he. He sees something in the now happening hip world. He recognized Stanley. So now here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

That's because Clark is teaming up with Stanley on a signature line of hydration products.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, is what it's.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is Stan Lee. The. The cups. There, you see them?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

With the pegasus.

[Chick McGee]

Not. Not Stanley. The Stanley cup.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I have a nice Stanley tape measure, but there's not going to be a Caitlin Clark tape measure.

[Chick McGee]

Stanley has lots of tools. Tools and things.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe it's actually a griffin. Not a. Not a pegasus.

[Chick McGee]

Hang Stanley.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

The little Stanley logo. Is it a lion with wings or a horse? Look like a bait. Oh, maybe it's a bear with wings. I'm heretofore unfamiliar with that creature.

[Pat Godwin]

It looks like a unicorn.

[Tom Griswold]

Lion.

[Chick McGee]

This multi year partnership with Caitlin and Stanley will start with the debut of Stanley 1913 Caitlin Clark collection. Tomorrow, the products designed in the Caitlin Clark blacktop colorway of purple, blue and black feature high gloss basketball artwork, embossing Caitlin Clark signature and her 22 deuces on the base. The limited edition collection includes a quencher pro tour flip straw tumbler oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Your, that's your classic.

[Chick McGee]

That's the workhorse. Yeah. In 30 and 40 ounces and ice flow flip straw and 24 ounces and the 64 ounce flip straw jug. That Josh is your big boy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a jug.

[Chick McGee]

Prices range from 40 to $65.

[Josh Arnold]

What size bra would a 54 ounce jug? If we're talking boob, that's a big boob. Christy, how many ounces do you think your boobs are? Do gynos ever go, hey, let's see how many ounces your boobs are.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they use a plastic surgeon. Might if they're doing.

[Christy Lee]

If I had to fit it Inside a like 2 cup measuring cup or something.

[Chick McGee]

So I saw this documentary. They, they put your, your, your bosoms.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

If you're augmenting, you put a bosom deflated into the incision and then they pump it up, put saline into. How many CCs are in the same.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they fill it up once it's already there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a water bag.

[Chick McGee]

Much like the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it's like putting the tires on and then, and then filling them up.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, this makes sense, right? Yeah, no, because if you put, put saline in it, you'd have to make a bigger incision to get the falsy in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think the surgeons get nervous like I do when I blow up a balloon? Is this too much?

[Christy Lee]

Is it going to pop?

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys get nervous filling a tire even though you know the correct psi and everything, but you go, I just don't want this to blow up in my right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure online there are hundreds of guys.

[Christy Lee]

Boom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a bear. The Stanley mythical bear.

[Chick McGee]

Mythical bear with wings.

[Josh Arnold]

He made his debut with a crown. It has lightning bolts around it with a nod to the inventor. You know who the inventor of the Stanley was?

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Stanley?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Earl Stanley, his son, William Stanley Jr. Oh, Billy. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Billy's never going to amount to anything. Oh, he made a glass. Oh, he made a cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, I see. So the, the, their drinkware uses a bear in the logo. Their tools do not according to this account.

[Chick McGee]

But it's all company still, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The standing bear with wings is called the winged bear.

[Christy Lee]

Are the tools dad's company and the drinkware company.

[Chick McGee]

Are we sure it's winged or wing?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I, I, you gotta go winged.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if you want to be lofty and pretentious, you go with winged. Ergo, I did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I go winged. I go aged I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

You like aged very much.

[Chick McGee]

Well, speaking of Bill Belichick make his. Do we have any comments College football coaching debut last night and here he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Obviously we have a lot of work to do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and job all the way around last night. Of course, it was on the ESPN and Kirk Herbstream and I know we're.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot better than that, so yeah, we don't need to.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you want from minimal.

[Chick McGee]

But in the fourth quarter last night, you know Kirk, he's your favorite. Herbie is my favorite. He's a good man. Loves Mr. Obvious and he doesn't go anywhere without his golden retriever. Peter. And Peter got on the air last night as they're doing the broadcast, and guess what Peter got to do. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Peter.

[Chick McGee]

And of course, any good broadcaster, if you're going to be on the broadcast, you need your headphones.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Peter. Peter had his headphones on and that's a gorgeous dog.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks young, huh?

[Chick McGee]

That's a pop up.

[Tom Griswold]

And then look at the size of those paws.

[Josh Arnold]

I love dogs whose paws are too big for them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my daughter's dogs like that.

[Chick McGee]

They're so sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I got taken last night by my daughter. One of my. My nine year. My nine year old comes up to me and she goes, what's a good name for a girl dog?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So we. We go back and forth with some names, right? And then she goes, okay, good. So we're getting one. That's perfect. That's. Man, she is.

[Josh Arnold]

I like her.

[Tom Griswold]

Is genius.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what that is? That's moxie.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I like to cut her.

[Tom Griswold]

I said, we've already got two.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, a. She's a Griswold, so she'll get one and two. Well played. My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be fully in favor. There's another vote in the building that only wants two dogs in the building. I've had two dogs, sometimes up to six, which was about. That was a little much.

[Josh Arnold]

That other vote about certain things. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The roof over the head.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. Who got the little dog the last. Last time? Was that Hard or Fan?

[Tom Griswold]

That's Heart's little dog.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Hard already has a little dog.

[Tom Griswold]

What? She apparently wants a girl dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you got to have a girl dog.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

For company.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have any girl dogs?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we got the boy. Got the two boy dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Boy dogs? No, they have the Peter. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't blame your daughter. She's tired of looking at Sack all day.

[Chick McGee]

Although golden retrievers are tasteful, the hair covers everything. I don't like a dog walking around and see their boho. I don't to want like that at all.

[Josh Arnold]

How about the. Just the. You'll see a bulldog every now and again with a set on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see.

[Chick McGee]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see any of the films of the.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like an old man at the home.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like my gym.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like walking hurts.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody see the. Any of the footage of the. The Wiener Dog Festival?

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I missed. Hilarious. Yeah, because we had. Last week we had the Welsh Corgi. The Welsh Corgi Festival. They also do them with wiener dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, I saw a couple of really cool wiener dogs over the weekend. Weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

I spent the whole weekend with two wiener dogs. My. My niece's dachshunds names.

[Tom Griswold]

Long hair or short hair?

[Josh Arnold]

One is. They're kind of long hair. Yeah, is definitely. And she looks like she's naturally crimped.

[Chick McGee]

Mocha.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Mocha's the girl. And Spookums is the boy. Oh, yeah, yeah, they're good. Good pups.

[Tom Griswold]

Good name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

So we came up with all kinds of funny names. And then at the end she goes, hey, so we're getting one, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

What was.

[Pat Godwin]

Can we hear the name? What's the name?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I said it's got to be something original. So we have things like, you know, Loki and I got a girl dog.

[Chick McGee]

I've got the greatest girl dog name for you. And you can use this.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Stephanie.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephanie.

[Chick McGee]

Stephanie. Stephanie for gold.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really nice.

[Chick McGee]

It's beautiful.

[Pat Godwin]

It's very proper.

[Chick McGee]

Stephanie. Stephanie. Stevie. You can do all the whole thing about Debbie. Debbie'd be good.

[Josh Arnold]

Human names are always so cool.

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend who has a dog named Kevin and I love.

[Chick McGee]

I love human names for dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Millicent, Pat, have you ever considered maybe going with one of your old girlfriend's names for a dog?

[Chick McGee]

Get a dog and call it Kim.

[Christy Lee]

She got a girl. I think. I think her name is Nancy, but don't quote me on that. But I think it's Nancy.

[Tom Griswold]

A dog named Nancy.

[Josh Arnold]

Particularly like first and last name for a pet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Like if she named it Nancy Reagan.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but when you go to the vet, don't they. I mean, they use your last name that. I find that hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

I named my first dog after Coach Joe Gibbs wife. Her AKC name is. Was Mrs. Patricia Gibbs.

[Tom Griswold]

Mrs. Gibbs.

[Chick McGee]

That was the greatest dog in the history of the world.

[Tom Griswold]

And I Took your cue because I have a dog named Dungy. Named after the great Tony Dungy.

[Chick McGee]

Now, not even in the same ballpark of humorous and fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just.

[Chick McGee]

I've just done this.

[Tom Griswold]

Super. Super bowl winner Tony Dungeon. Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

I got talked into that.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean? Who got talked? You did not.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean? What do you mean?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think you picked that name.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he absolutely did. He told us that the girls though the girls wanted other names.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I wanted to. Wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like Elsa or. Yeah, what's the name of the snowman? Josh Gad or somewhere eating something.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Aren't there 10,000 dogs named Bella right now? Yes. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Olaf, my dog. I love frozen.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

What's NFL players poll. We'll have some questions answered. Other questions will rise up. Those might be answered. Labor Day. And swimming. And feces. Oh yeah. United States of America. And what shoe will I never own? Crocs. That's right. And of course we've got a story about crocs.

[Tom Griswold]

And not just a dog festival.

[Chick McGee]

Tom hates me.

[Tom Griswold]

A redhead festival.

[Christy Lee]

We have redhead festival.

[Chick McGee]

Fire bush.

[Christy Lee]

Not Tom's. He wouldn't go near it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That bush was eye level.

[Josh Arnold]

Fire pie.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

The show is on.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Streaming September 4th on Peacock.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Have you read this paper? Uh huh.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

But we are going to make it better.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh God, not again.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Listen, this message brought to you by your area mental health Association. Remember, it's no laughing matter. That's right. Make sure that when you make a big deal out of. Oh, that reminds me. Let's go back see if Bill Belichick.

[Tom Griswold]

Still walked and you know, we played competitively but then just couldn't sustain it.

[Josh Arnold]

So yeah, obviously still, still is going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I did do a better job all the way around.

[Chick McGee]

Better job all the way. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin scared me.

[Christy Lee]

Jeez.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby. Princeton. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, I was inaugurated into the world of the bidet over the weekend with the rental condo we were in.

[Chick McGee]

And you're not curious? You don't think you'd like to have one installed?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was again.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's fancy, but your former partner.

[Christy Lee]

Has one like that. Bob has a one with a little control on the wall. And you.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Nice?

[Tom Griswold]

You think I'm trying to simplify my life?

[Christy Lee]

Okay. You think I'm surprised you don't have.

[Chick McGee]

Your mom never had a bidet? Or does it seem dirty to you?

[Josh Arnold]

Or did Paul ever wipe your butt?

[Chick McGee]

I bet. Did Paula? Oh, did she?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Tommy, this was Tom's German housekeeper.

[Chick McGee]

When Tom was a small boy. I am Paula. I would shower him and I would.

[Tom Griswold]

If I could get a picture of Paul.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you got it.

[Josh Arnold]

I never want to see her. I only want a picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm just in your mind. A picture. A.

[Chick McGee]

Ava Braun. A masculine Ava Braun.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Of a shout fire Kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Short. Very plump.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Good.

[Tom Griswold]

White. White. White hair.

[Josh Arnold]

This is what I'm hoping for. Yeah. This is.

[Chick McGee]

Days.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, huge. And very, very thick accent. Very thick German accent.

[Christy Lee]

Did she wear a uniform?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Was she gentle or bossy?

[Christy Lee]

I wore a uniform.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, are you done making she stalker? I need to come in and watch you wash your bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

Back then most Germans wore uniforms.

[Chick McGee]

Some. Some sort of insign. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There was always something. Yes, she did, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Would she make spetzel and she would make.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was great.

[Chick McGee]

You know, wiener schnitzel doesn't have anything to do with wieners.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it more of a tenderloin?

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of a tenderloin.

[Tom Griswold]

But once again, she would wipe your butt. Yeah, the. But she did not. But I used this bidet for the first time. And again, thank you to Adrian for describing it as the best way to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet. That is one. That's what? Some fine bit of verbiage.

[Chick McGee]

Still to this day, the most intense orgasm he's ever had. Dad was with Paula.

[Josh Arnold]

Yo. There's no doubt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Poor Paula.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't forget you first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

And her cousin Helga.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, three.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Helga, a housekeeper in another estate.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what. I hardly lived in an estate, but I. I don't know. I don't know what Helga did Actually. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She was in the country, though. She wasn't over in Germany.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she was in. She was in country. Ah. We said during Nam.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. Would you consider Paula a bit of an. An au pair or was she just a house?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, she was just a.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now who was. Who was the downstairs mate?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Just Paul.

[Pat Godwin]

Would she have a beard?

[Christy Lee]

She worked seven days a week.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

God, no.

[Christy Lee]

She had weekends off and her husband, Irwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is the. Is this the first we're hearing of Irwin?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

He must have been the gardener.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but. No, he wasn't. But I remember one day Irwin came over, he said we could throw around basketball. You got mitten. He called it a baseball mitten. I'll never forget that.

[Christy Lee]

Aw, really sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Very sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way, update. We were talking about cereal mascots. Among many important matters in contemporary culture.

[Chick McGee]

Tony the Tiger.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, my original source was wrong. Uh. Oh, I did a little more homework. Mickey Mouse was licensed on cereal boxes as early as 1928. And how could I forget? Forget Snap, Crackle and Pop. Or ahead of Tony the Tiger, 1933.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then one of my favorites in 1941, Sugar Bear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

When they used to be honest and call it Sugar Crisp, which is, you know, Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He was. He was so laid back. Kind of a jazz.

[Josh Arnold]

He was very laid back. He was. Before Tony the Tiger.

[Tom Griswold]

Tony the Tiger wasn't till 1951.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And then there were Sugar Pops, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like those.

[Christy Lee]

I did too. Like yellow things.

[Josh Arnold]

And then now they just. They're just called pops.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are they really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who were they fooling?

[Josh Arnold]

And then there were Sugar Smacks, and those just became Smacks. Remember the name of the frog?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Dig them.

[Chick McGee]

Dig them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Dig them. Smacks. I'm surprised they've even kept that. It's kind of a. This will keep her in line. Give her a bowl of smacks.

[Josh Arnold]

Domestic violence also go drugs. Yeah, I kind of thought he was going there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way, I have a. I have a 20 bill in my pocket if anybody can give me the full name of Cap and Crunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we've had this before.

[Chick McGee]

No, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

You're getting close. Keep going.

[Chick McGee]

Herschel, It's.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the first part right.

[Christy Lee]

Horatio.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Horatio Hornblower.

[Tom Griswold]

Horatio Magellan Crunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's Cousin Quisp. Remember the cereal, Quisp?

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Same exact thing, just a different shape.

[Chick McGee]

Crisp and Quake. That's not true.

[Christy Lee]

No, Quisp wasn't like Captain Crunch had.

[Josh Arnold]

A slightly different flavor. Right?

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was the same flavor.

[Josh Arnold]

Very similar. I I A lot of that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Was quite similar now did they the Cocoa Puffs. Didn't that get politically corrected out?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean Sunny was because he was so cuckoo for cocoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't there some mental health.

[Christy Lee]

God, I loved Cocoa Puffs. It turn your milk chocolate.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Cocoa Pebbles for me though.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And that was Fred. Barney. Oh yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not Fruity Pebble.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, no, my dad liked that.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he did. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold the Pebbles.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, son. Oh, it's so colorful.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna eat this standing.

[Pat Godwin]

I tell you why Catch you on the play. Catch. No, I pitch.

[Chick McGee]

Have you noticed that the chairs in the kitchen are so hard?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move on. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is your underwear always blow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you happy with yourself?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. Hang on. You win. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see what Bill Belichick is.

[Chick McGee]

I I don't think he's still.

[Josh Arnold]

He can't be.

[Chick McGee]

No, he can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, great atmosphere here for the game.

[Josh Arnold]

There are wives bringing sack lunches to their husbands who are reporting on him, giving him a kiss on the forehead and walking out.

[Chick McGee]

Larry, your children miss you to do.

[Tom Griswold]

You know I did do a better job all the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you, coach.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

New poll of NFL fans. The fans has revealed that the league's most annoying players. Who they are, what they're all about, what the problem is. The action network surveyed over 3,000 fans across the United States and found that who do you think the most annoying player is in the National Football League?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they're going to say. Someone's going to say Aaron Rose. Roger.

[Chick McGee]

Nope, It's Aaron Rodgers. 25%.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Teammate Travis Kelsey and Patrick Holmes.

[Josh Arnold]

I think America wants to know who.

[Chick McGee]

Chick McGee would have round out the top three. I would. Boy, I don't know. I that the, the, the documentary and when the jets were on the hard knocks they really. They really put Aaron in a nicely. He seems like a good guy. He seems like they're just, just.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't like a winner.

[Chick McGee]

A good hang.

[Christy Lee]

I love the fact that he got married and she has not even. Nobody knows who she is.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They've kept it really low key in private.

[Tom Griswold]

They're just.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. They announced it. It's a Maureen McCormick. Yeah, absolutely. She played Marsha on the Brady.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she did. But that's not.

[Chick McGee]

She can really bring it.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna be. You're doing your Shoeing of the week starting later this week, you know, Saki says. And your prediction on the Steelers, anything, anything of interest?

[Chick McGee]

The Steelers?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, with.

[Chick McGee]

They'll be lucky if they make the playoffs. No, actually, I think they're going to be a damn fine team. I think Aaron's just what they needed. They've got new. New wide receivers out there.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

George. George picking. And the other receiver grinning. You remember.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess.

[Christy Lee]

My husband's going to that Packers Steelers game in Pittsburgh. I just found that out yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's taking the concubine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom. This is Christie's husband, Andy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Andy. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

I dropped that. Evidently it's a bombshell if I want to go to a Packer game.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I understand. Are you taking Christy to the Vegas to see the wizard of Oz? I've heard that.

[Chick McGee]

How am I supposed to go to Vegas and get laid with Christy along? Come on.

[Christy Lee]

He's going with me. You are going with me.

[Pat Godwin]

I am dragging him to it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, if you stay. Hey, Tom, if you have a chance, if you see me standing outside my house or anything, would you. Would you do me a favor?

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

Would you kill me?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I can get that done. Coming up, we have a comedian, Kostaki Economopoulos with our NFL preview and and.

[Chick McGee]

More from the NFL fan survey.

[Tom Griswold]

And Kasaki is going to be going to Germany to Bertolin see the Colts Falcons game which is really cool. And we'll tell you all about that when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom pick 24.

[Chick McGee]

7.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Get all the info in the VIP.

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[Tom Griswold]

Just a few minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin. Hey, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hey Tom. We're have a special guest I believe don't we?

[Tom Griswold]

There it is. Joining us via satellite, it's comedian Kakia Konamopoulos.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that is a beard. That's a gorgeous shirt you've got on there.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a little beard.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I got a. I got a polyester.

[Josh Arnold]

Bowling shirt.

[Christy Lee]

That is. Is your beard gray?

[Tom Griswold]

Gorgeous. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I got.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm Chick and I have the same thing where our beard's, like, darker than our. Is whiter than our.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think the word you're looking for isn't gray, it's white.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, yeah, yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

In my case, it's white.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Kostaki, we've been talking about a couple of road trips. For example, Christy Lee is talking about going to Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a done deal, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to see the crappy Raiders. Sorry, ace. But to go to the Sphere to see. To see the wizard of Oz movie. Are you aware of this, Kostaki?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, I know I wasn't. But I would love to go to the Sphere.

[Tom Griswold]

They've. They've done a huge production. And I just got this letter from Matthew. He goes, Christy, definitely go. I was there this past weekend. It was unbelievable. Words cannot describe it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I've already bought the tickets, so we're going.

[Tom Griswold]

He says, P.S. that's great. P.S. you should have seen my friend's face when the gummy kicked in. Thank you, man.

[Christy Lee]

I can't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I know, Kostaki, you're going to be going to Germany, to Berlin later in the season. Colts, Falcons. You are a huge Falcon fan and yeah, the backstory on this is really cool. Can you tell me again that your brother had. Was dealing with cancer and had to get a trans bone marrow transplant?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, my brother needed a bone marrow transplant. At the time, there were 16 million people who had registered to donate marrow if they were a match. He matched two people out of 16 million. That's how hard it was to find a match. And Jurgen donated his marrow and he got the marrow and went through hell for about a year and now he's completely cancer free.

[Tom Griswold]

Saved his life.

[Christy Lee]

That is great.

[Tom Griswold]

And the guy's name is Jurgen. Jurgen.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

We're gonna meet Jurgen and his wife and we're all going to the Falcons game together.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, to be fair, should we send him some Colts stuff?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's the Colts taking on the Falcons in Berlin. I. Well, but I'd be happy to.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's shared with Andreas his crummy German football team, and we have returned the favor by turning him into a Falcons fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I See? Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And as Jurgen's last name off, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

That's how we're starting now. Kostaki, before we get to. I know you've prepared something, but I'll stall for a minute because I wanted to see. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why he's calling, but he. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick was just reading this survey about the most annoying players in the NFL. They, they surveyed 3,000 fans and. And they chose. 25% of them chose Aaron Rodgers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's about right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I thought it was kind of interesting. I wonder if they had done it for team owners, do you think Jerry Jones would just be the overwhelming number one pick? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially this week.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be hard not to choose. Choose anyone else, I can tell you that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's a fun story, Chick, Isn't it? We love it when something terrible happens to the Cowboys.

[Chick McGee]

It's fun. It's. It's pretty hard to beat when that, that sort of thing happens. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

So for the listeners, if you haven't followed along. The Cowboys traded superstar Micah Parsons to the Packers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they did. For.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

For a player and two first round draft picks. With his new draft picks, Jerry Jones is hoping to hit on a mark. Micah Parsons type.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hopefully he can get one of those guys. He traded Elvis and now he's hoping to get an Elvis impersonator. Good play, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Stocky. We were talking to Billy Gardell and he said that he once auditioned for a role and they were. They called for a Billy Gardell type and he didn't get it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

That'S great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That reminds me, years ago, Caroline and I had a rule that it was okay to be mean to each other as long as it was funny.

[Christy Lee]

Funny.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And because, you know, we're both comics and she didn't get a part she really wanted, and I go, who got the part? She goes, I don't know, some woman looks like me, but 10 years ago. And I said, oh, do you have her number?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. And by the way, they're not together.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's good writing.

[Tom Griswold]

Caroline Ray is the baby mama in question here. She said, by the way, I've seen her stand up. It's terrific. If you ever get a chance.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And Kostaki is a great stand.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing about Kostakis is that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just was saying, I think for this, this fan poll, I think there should be a thing. Who are the most annoying fans?

[Chick McGee]

Well, Dallas Cowboys fans. They're right there. Yeah, that's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's top five Eagles. Top five.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I would Say, I. I'm sure the Eagles come in there somewhere, and their.

[Chick McGee]

Most annoying fans, according to specific fan bases. It's like for Washington, it's Dallas. I mean, everybody. Philadelphia, it's Dallas. I mean. Yeah, a lot of people hate the Cowboys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, lots.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

We hate the Saints.

[Chick McGee]

There's a Netflix documentary, the Gambler and His Team, or the Gambler and his Cowboys, right now on Netflix. That's. If you hate the Cowboys, you'll kind of be irritated by it because it is a Jurgen off of Jerry Jones. I can tell you that. That's what that is. But.

[Tom Griswold]

And maybe the most irritating fan is the fantasy football guy that won't stop talking as if he's the general manager of the team.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we got to take a look at that player.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm right here.

[Josh Arnold]

Why you gotta.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

One of the other most annoying NFL figures, Bill Belichick had a rough night last night. University of North Carolina Belichick lost 48 to 14.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he did.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's it. That seems like a big gap, but think about it this way. Belichick is 73 and his girlfriend is 24. So when he was 48, she was minus one.

[Chick McGee]

And actually Kostaki. It's very exciting. Bill Belichick is still wrapping up his news.

[Tom Griswold]

Playing all three phases of the game just wasn't up to what it needs to be. I will need to.

[Chick McGee]

He's going.

[Tom Griswold]

He's still going on.

[Chick McGee]

He's still going. Yeah, we've been checking in on that all morning. He's still talking stock. It's. It's really something. Yeah. Man, oh, man, oh, man.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's embraced the media a little more.

[Chick McGee]

Who would have thought?

[Tom Griswold]

It is interesting. I wonder if that was part of the deal. You have to talk to the media because he's never been famous for that team.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's. No, it's not a. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how they got him to. Yeah, I don't know. And everybody was there last night could stop Michael Jordan and all the North Carolina and Lawrence Taylor and. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

What else?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Former Bears quarterback Jay Cutler got a DUI police say had bloodshot eyes and seemed out of it. To be fair, that's what Jay Cutler always looks like.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. There's no funnier. There's no funnier presentation on the Internet than Jay Cutler smoking. And they take pictures.

[Christy Lee]

Is he.

[Chick McGee]

Pictures of Jay Cutler? And they just put a cigarette in his mouth and it's. It's just perfect.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

It's every picture. It fits. It Fits every time. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He also found a gun in his truck. A loaded gun. Jay Cutler.

[Chick McGee]

Boo.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Is a gun at a pickup truck in Tennessee. It sounds like a kid Rock video game of white Trash Clue. It was Jay Cutler with the pistol in the pickup.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Kostaki is the proprietor of a place called All Probably. Tell me how this works, Kostaki.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's a. It's a football joke page. We do memes and stuff. We'll do caption contests. Come join us at all pro lines, whatever your favorite social media platform is. And we once a year we do one serious thing. We, we do a pick em league and we ask for donations to the V Foundation. They do. They, they've got, what do they call it? They've got underwriters basically that pay for the operating expenses, endowment. So every penny you donate, 100% goes to cutting edge cancer research. So that's our cause. And then we just play, do a confidence pool, do football, pick them all season long. We got prizes every week and season long. So come join us at all pro wines.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well. And we'll be looking forward to talking to you all season long. And we do.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Can we do a closer?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, by all means.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Falcons have a new quarterback, Michael Penix. And my, my buddy is a newspaper editor, unemployed. Of course. He warned me because Penix autocorrects to penis. So we're going to have big mistake headline at some point. So I have possible Michael Pennix mistake headlines. You ready for this? Cousins out. Penis in, Penis soft in first start. Penis struggles yanked in third quarter. Falcons finally put in aging penis. Penis explodes in fourth quarter. Penis uses legs to run all over cowboys. My favorite penis proves incapable of good decisions. Fans cringe as penis enters injury tent. Penis erupts early, sleeps through second half. And finally Falcons win with penis out. Good night, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Kasaki, do you remember the thing a few years ago where they had some kind of organization, had a autocorrect and it would take the word gay out of various articles and.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Tyson Gay was a sprinter. And I think there was another sprinter. I forget his first name. His last name was Dix D I X Gay defeats dicks or something like that. And the autocorrect obliterated the entire story. It wouldn't let him print it or.

[Tom Griswold]

Something like almost homosexual. Something sad. Well, thanks, Kostaki. Once again it's all pro lines. Visit with Kostaki and go see him live. He's very funny. Yes, in person. Of Course. Thank you very much. Right now it's Mikey. It's quiz time. We've been talking about those annuities from the Silac Insurance Company. Do you know what an annuity is? Well, you want to find out? Ask the experts at silac. What we're going to do right now is ask chick Magee the McGee three three questions. Oh, number one, Chick, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity choices. What is the Silac address for the Silac website?

[Chick McGee]

Well, silacins.com that website address once again is S I L A c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Found out about annuities. Hey, here's my second question. I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. What's that all about? What's the phone number to get info on again?

[Chick McGee]

Very easy. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again, £250. And then just say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. You're two for two. Last question, Mr. Chick Magee. Would it be too much to ask? Could you please read the Silac disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

As a matter of fact, it is too much. I'm winded. Christy, if you don't mind, Premium bonus.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk.

[Christy Lee]

I want tacos. Anybody else?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know when to see. They should have a 24 hour. Yeah, the tacos, the burger place.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Burrito, right now.

[Chick McGee]

Breakfast, too. Breakfast 24 hours a day. There's Pat Godwin. You like some breakfast?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I can't eat it. I'm fasting right now. See me in three years.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. Fast.

[Christy Lee]

Three years.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm on a three year plan.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom. How you doing, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. One thing I wanted to point out.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at a candy store over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

So the girls went with you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, I bet they were happy about.

[Tom Griswold]

That being in a candy store. I think they were. They were quite happy.

[Chick McGee]

Have some time to themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll ask. I'll ask you. Christy. I. I bought two packs of gum.

[Chick McGee]

Good for you. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Just a second now. So I.

[Chick McGee]

And did you give the lady your money or your card all by yourself?

[Tom Griswold]

I put the card in the machine.

[Josh Arnold]

What can I get? What can I get for this many.

[Chick McGee]

They display your finger.

[Tom Griswold]

Calm down. They turn the machine around and it asks for a tip.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or two bags of gum.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, like what? No, it's really gotten out of hand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So how much did you tip?

[Chick McGee]

Give them a tip.

[Tom Griswold]

Clicked whatever it was.

[Josh Arnold]

There, you see? So you can't complain.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, really, there's a story about that. A trend often called guilt tipping refers to giving more money than you want to, usually because a payment screen or cashier makes you feel bad if you don't. The Amer. This is a new survey and it suggests Americans are spending less this year on those extra unwanted tips. Tips on average Americans say they still end up leaving money, but the overall amount has dropped compared to last year.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the thing, though. No one should be allowed to complain about someone not tipping because there are people that tip that good. Just go ahead. To hell with it. I'll tip anyway. You know what I mean? Any tip is a bonus tip.

[Tom Griswold]

If someone makes you your coffee or whatever. I get it. But just. I mean, this is. This was a first for me.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I had. It was at a coffee shop over the weekend and I got a croissant and a coffee and I tipped them before I got my food.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine?

[Christy Lee]

And I got my coffee, but the girls just standing back there talking.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you hate.

[Christy Lee]

But I tipped her.

[Chick McGee]

Boy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she wasn't doing anything. She Wasn't doing her job.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

The man that made my coffee had to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the one thing I love to tip is when they have the competing jars. You ever do that? That?

[Christy Lee]

The competing jars.

[Tom Griswold]

The competing jars, they'll got you. You put your tip and they'll put. You can put Beatles over here, Dave Clark 5 over here.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, never seen this.

[Chick McGee]

So did you stumble into a time machine while you were for coffee?

[Tom Griswold]

Seriously, have you ever seen this?

[Chick McGee]

They put Mitch Miller here.

[Tom Griswold]

They have two tip jars and they'll be putting like, for example, they might have like a football game or.

[Christy Lee]

I have not seen that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so who you're rooting for?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and I always put a little in the Dave Clark five tip jar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, no one has that.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys don't. You guys don't get around enough.

[Pat Godwin]

Take a picture of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Literally. Look, I like your Beatles. And Dave Clark 5 wasn't just an example that you came up with. You actually saw them.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, I've seen.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen Rolling Stones versus Doors.

[Christy Lee]

There has to be Quacky.

[Josh Arnold]

Some kind of hippie coffee place.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you have to have a tattoo just to.

[Josh Arnold]

I love players like that. I do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice people. Yeah, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

Catchy. And your.

[Josh Arnold]

Your point is? Okay, Dave Clark 5 is a good band.

[Chick McGee]

They're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Very underrated. And of course I love the Beatles.

[Josh Arnold]

But there are no Beatles.

[Christy Lee]

But how in the world is Dave Clark 5 going to beat the Beatles?

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I'm tipping heavy over there. Oh, so you're.

[Chick McGee]

You're skewing the results.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm just trying to get a little. Not a little bit. Maybe some kid isn't familiar with the Dave Clark 5.

[Chick McGee]

What is wrong with you? And then last hours were complaining. We were talking. Talking about something from the 20s and you were all upset.

[Tom Griswold]

Zazu Pits.

[Chick McGee]

Zazu Pits. Yeah. I'm surprised she isn't involved in this poll somehow.

[Josh Arnold]

She's not a post Mary Pickford or Zazu Pits.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Keaton or Harold.

[Tom Griswold]

None of you have ever seen this. Certainly you've seen this. You go into a place, they've got one tip jar says Rolling Stone.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, never in my.

[Chick McGee]

Perfect.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, I have.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys don't get around.

[Pat Godwin]

We get around.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I don't think it's that. We don't get around. I think it's. We've not gone to that. That one place.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. This is very common.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna have to take multiple pictures now to prove this.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Jason, you. You've seen this? Are you.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Puru and iu.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's fine, but we're kind of talking about The Beatles. Dave Clark, 5. Only one place is doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's, you know, just fun. But, yeah, that's very typical to do sports teams.

[Josh Arnold]

And that is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fun. It's a fun way to get more tips. Don't you tip more if you're. If you're a big fan of a certain team?

[Christy Lee]

What if you're not a fan of that school?

[Tom Griswold]

Then you stiff the poor people.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty good little trick. I think. I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see people, but at least there's. At least there's some fun there, as opposed to buying two packs of gum and having the lady spin around a thing and wants a tip. I mean, are you paying them to work there?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to tip. And I'm very pro tip. I am very. Me, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I did tip them for the gum, but it's that they seem kind of cheesy.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's a chance that those workers even know it's all awkward and weird.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not them that set up the point of sale.

[Tom Griswold]

The other aspect of it where she was incredibly hot and.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course.

[Chick McGee]

So now if you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you had.

[Chick McGee]

Because you're, you know, you're in a relationship and you certainly wouldn't do this, but if you. If you were looking, what sort of. What sort of line, if you will, would you have opened up with this?

[Tom Griswold]

Actually. Actually, not particularly my type. I was just kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Not particularly, no type. So you wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Not that I have a type. Type.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

We.

[Pat Godwin]

We all got quiet.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't know what. Do you have a type?

[Chick McGee]

What your type is? Well, of course I have a type. Well, maybe not. Maybe, maybe not.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a type.

[Chick McGee]

I have a type.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Christy has had a type. Finally gotten over that hump, and now she's back. Back to normality.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty normal.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that fair?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think he's extraordinary. I think he's normal.

[Christy Lee]

I got over the bad boy face.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. That's what I meant. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about that yesterday because the Breakfast Club came on and he goes, oh, let me guess. You were a Judd Nelson fan. I go, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had to watch the Breakfast Club yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

No, we did not watch it.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't Watch Sports center for five minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The world would turn upside down.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess that may be though the most. When I hear that one song, I go right to that movie.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you forget about me.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's polish off sports. You got one last story.

[Chick McGee]

I've got two last stories, smart ass. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I hope Bill Belichick comments on at least one of them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. I'm not sure where he is or what he's up to. I. He can't still be doing the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Here for the game tonight. Fans were a tremendous injury. Walk injuries and can't win them all. You know, we played competitively but then just couldn't sustain.

[Chick McGee]

We played competitively until. Until we didn't. So. Dozens of popular beaches across the US coastline. See if you can guess where this story came from.

[Tom Griswold]

Lead story last night in the news.

[Chick McGee]

The beaches were closed over Labor Day because tests revealed unsafe levels of fecal bacteria in the water.

[Josh Arnold]

Water? No kidding. How did. I wonder how this happened.

[Chick McGee]

The closures stretch from New England to California.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, wait a.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. That is impossible. I mean they go through the.

[Josh Arnold]

What they mean is some beaches in California were closed.

[Tom Griswold]

Some. Some in East Coast.

[Chick McGee]

It disrupted holiday travel plans.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Health officials warn that exposure to the contaminated water can cause gastrointestinal illnesses, rash and an ear infection.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

They say you can hold a shell up to your ear and hear a toilet flush. That's a bad sign.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they saying it's human?

[Chick McGee]

Environmental groups say the problems tied to storm runoff.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sewage overflows and an aging infrastructure.

[Josh Arnold]

So it is absolutely human.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Storm sewers run into the regular sewers.

[Chick McGee]

And they overflow rainfall.

[Tom Griswold]

You got shart attack on the beach chart, not shark.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have a picture of this guy?

[Pat Godwin]

I actually have a song about this. You know, we've done.

[Christy Lee]

You have a song about this?

[Pat Godwin]

We've done this story in various.

[Chick McGee]

I'd love to hear it.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you sure?

[Tom Griswold]

Is this the one about the. Is this the one in the New Jersey beach where they send people out to pick up all the medical waste?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we had issues. Yeah, we had our issues. Let me tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

They get thousands of needles and it's really scary.

[Pat Godwin]

I was afraid to go into the ocean. As nervous as nervous could be. I was afraid to go into the ocean because of that sight in the sea. 2, 3, 4, tell the people what you saw. It was an itsy bitsy kind of soupy, yellow corn filled piece of poopy that I saw in the ocean today. A teeny weeny brown zucchini. Undigested A tortellini. So on the beach I wanted to stay. Two, three, four, stick around. I'll tell you more. I was afraid to go into the water because of the fecal bacteria. And I heard about the medical waste and the surrounding hysteria. 2, 3, 4, tell the people what you saw. It was a rust encrusted 1212 inch hypo. A big old needle used for lipo that I saw in the ocean today. An itsy bitsy kind of soupy yellow cornfield piece of poopy. So at my home pool, I'm going to stay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

As my niece would say, that is disgusting.

[Christy Lee]

She's not wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

And finally in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Finally in sports. Oh, hang on a second. I'm sorry, we can't do this, Steve. I have to sort these out because our, our line is still open game tonight. Okay, So I got to turn that off.

[Josh Arnold]

What a blathering.

[Chick McGee]

And then turn this, turn this back on. Stupid world record. A Connecticut man known as the croc king earned a Guinness World record when his collection of crocs added up to 3569 pair. But he said that number is already out of date. Doogie sand tiger.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Right away.

[Chick McGee]

This guy, D O O G I E Sand tiger. Said his fondness for the footwear began at the age of 16 due to his childhood in foster care, leaving him without the knowledge judge of how to tie his shoe.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you could have left no foster parent. I don't believe this for a second.

[Chick McGee]

I don't either. Whoa. There he is.

[Pat Godwin]

That is something.

[Chick McGee]

What a weird, sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh man. He's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's surrounded by thousands of pairs of crocs and he's wearing those giant croc boots.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I guess those are embarrassing.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a thing?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't. I think that's a one of a kind. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Those are like display models, right?

[Tom Griswold]

They go up to almost just below his knee.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they made him special for him. Since he won the world record, he's embarrassed.

[Tom Griswold]

So he was raised claiming he didn't get taught how to tie his shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Just because he needed a hug.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can't seem to get laid.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're saying he was raised without the knowledge of how to attract a girl.

[Pat Godwin]

Girlfriend, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I bet there's some hot foster sex out there, don't you think? Because there's no blood relation.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm going to tell you this all the way around. Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a. Is that A. Is that a category? Could we move on? Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sports, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is. This is the outro now. Thank you, everybody. Good night.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, what do you got? Coming up. Up.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. We have a very interesting situation at Burning Man. We have a guy at a system of a down show with his pants down.

[Chick McGee]

And we have system of a down, down, down.

[Christy Lee]

Don't throw your beer bottles. Not even from no reason. Especially from a high rise. We'll talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very. Thank you very much. And we also have a corn actually in the news again today.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's out. Yourself?

[Pat Godwin]

Myself.

[Chick McGee]

Can we talk, can we not talk about corn anymore this morning?

[Tom Griswold]

It's the season.

[Chick McGee]

Really disgusting.

[Tom Griswold]

Fresh, sweet corn and great tomatoes right now. Oh, it's delightful. We're calling you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and Tom, Bob and Tom dot com. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Platform welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Aiden Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. Can I tell you something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Can I talk to you about some things?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

All right, get the app prizepix.com now, let's see. I look over there and I see Christy Lee wearing her Janice Joplin T shirt, right? And Janice job with big Big brother in the holding company. Did I say big brother is a.

[Christy Lee]

Big breast big brer rabbit?

[Tom Griswold]

Big brother in the holding company was the name of the band. Okay. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good impression.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

It was very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, I know you're at the Silac Insurance company news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

At this year's Burning Man Festival? In Nevada's Black Rock Desert, strangers came together in a moment of crisis to deliver a baby girl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

According to organizers, a woman unexpectedly went into labor at the event. With no immediate access to trained medical personnel, fellow festival goers stepped into hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Help.

[Christy Lee]

Using makeshift supplies and guidance, they assisted the mother through the delivery till she and the newborn could be transported to a medical tent. Both mom and child reported to be healthy. So I want to know what makeshift supplies would be.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Who knows?

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that's in the middle of nowhere. And I saw the traffic heading out. I saw the video of that, and it's like six wide crawls calling at a snail.

[Christy Lee]

One way in, one way out in.

[Tom Griswold]

The middle of nowhere. I assume that they'll give the child.

[Chick McGee]

A name that in conjunction with Burning Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, if it has something to do with, you know, little baby, swaddled and macrame little girl.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they'll call her Tutu because they have tutu Tuesdays. You know that, right? You have to wear a tutu on Tuesday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, am I glad I'm not there.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you met my daughter, Patchouli?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We call her Yurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

At least two cuter than Yurt.

[Tom Griswold]

She was born in a yurt.

[Josh Arnold]

It's short for Y. Trude.

[Chick McGee]

This is my. This is my daughter, Honeybee.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, what was that? We learned last week? The haboob H A B O O B. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The dust storm that.

[Tom Griswold]

That hit Burning Man. And I remember the story, was it quite literally knocked over the so called orgy tent?

[Christy Lee]

Orgy dome. Wasn't it called the orgy dome?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was the orgy dome. Maybe this kid was the hump hut. Well, I guess if. If the kid had been conceived in the orgy dome would have been quite a long gestation.

[Christy Lee]

But yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be a pretty bad idea if you were pregnant to go to something like that where there's no.

[Christy Lee]

I would think so.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very hard to get in or get out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's a chance she was only seven months or something.

[Christy Lee]

True. It's all about the music Man Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Okay, great. And the Ayahuasca or whatever the hell.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently there's something with Burning man and you need to. One of the most common questions that people ask others who have been to Burning man are, are you. If you're considering going and then do you have a special name? Evidently you get a special name when you go to Burning Man. Yes. Like fuzzy pants or is it giving.

[Christy Lee]

You or do you get to pick it?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know the answer to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you pick a name?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I'd be.

[Chick McGee]

I would imagine it's kind of like a porn name or a Christmas elf name or something. You got to combine.

[Josh Arnold]

If I went alone, I'd be a different person. I wouldn't. You. I would play.

[Chick McGee]

That would be like absolutely four days.

[Josh Arnold]

Of role play for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Who would you become?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I wouldn't know until the moment. There's no way I would go in pre planned because that would just ring false. It would. It would be absolutely improvised.

[Christy Lee]

Build a vibe, see what's going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Close off maybe. It all depends.

[Pat Godwin]

Very popular, having the clothes off there.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be. Everything would be second to second.

[Christy Lee]

You should go.

[Chick McGee]

That's where you got to live.

[Pat Godwin]

You got to be you.

[Chick McGee]

According to Jeff Oskay, one of our co workers, his Burning man name is Chode McCrusty Pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Classic.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we need to find out though, was that given to him or did he choose?

[Chick McGee]

I. Hang on, I'll find out.

[Pat Godwin]

So they want your full name.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get that or did they? You chose.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't hear him. I see. Well, good luck to mother and child. They also found a dead body there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did. They think it's a homicide.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if Lightning Crashes was playing at the time that person died. Then that baby was born and then the placenta fell to the floor.

[Chick McGee]

What a great I love that. That song. And I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why you love it.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know why either.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. I loved it, too. Live. The band. Live.

[Chick McGee]

Lightning Crash.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know what they're talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I.

[Josh Arnold]

It was in Trust. Just trust us. Monster hit.

[Christy Lee]

And you would know it if you heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Throwing copper. You don't know about that album either? Nothing. Dave Clark Five.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Beatles.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If Dave Clark Five had done.

[Tom Griswold]

I always thought the name naming a band live is really confusing. Hey, chaps up.

[Chick McGee]

You never know unless I name the band.

[Tom Griswold]

I name all the bands. So if live is playing live, it just says live. Live.

[Chick McGee]

Billy and the Banana Boys. That's the name for a band, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

What's this?

[Chick McGee]

Chuck. Chuck Bobach. That's the name for a band.

[Tom Griswold]

Chuck. Chuck Bobuck and the Banana. Fan of four. One of the great bands.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty darn good.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a homicide. I didn't see this story.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. On the Associated Press this morning, they found a homage. There was a gentleman that was found. Found bloodied and they're investigating it as a homicide. It was Saturday night into Sunday morning.

[Tom Griswold]

To re. Quote Josh, you say he was a gentleman. He might have been an incredible dick.

[Christy Lee]

He might have been. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he deserved to die. Who knows?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you like to see?

[Christy Lee]

His name was not released, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Angela Lansbury at Burning Man. Trying to solve a murder.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That's an episode.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Murder, she Wrote, Throat that Birding Man.

[Tom Griswold]

And she's naked.

[Josh Arnold]

So?

[Tom Griswold]

She's got body paint on, making her boobs look like monster eyes.

[Chick McGee]

No, she's naked. She's 85 and has a killer body. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Helen Miram, have you seen the Thursday Murder Club?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you watch that movie?

[Chick McGee]

I'm in the process, yes. She's.

[Christy Lee]

She's beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

She's really, really something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the Cook?

[Tom Griswold]

The Thief?

[Chick McGee]

His wife.

[Josh Arnold]

That was 30 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's. Let's.

[Christy Lee]

A man was tossed out of a concert recently, allegedly caught masturbating. Viral footage posted to social media shows the man sitting in the front row of an upper section at MetLife during the. August 20th.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it wasn't during. I bet it wasn't during a drum solo. Nobody likes those.

[Christy Lee]

Featuring corn and System of a Down. He appears to pull down his pants before making a motion like he's masturbating.

[Chick McGee]

Make a motion.

[Christy Lee]

Another fan can Then be seen climbing down several rows and hitting the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Guy.

[Christy Lee]

The alleged master.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't do that here.

[Christy Lee]

Was subsequently dragged out of.

[Chick McGee]

So it's hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Hard rock.

[Chick McGee]

And that only made him hornier when the guy hit him.

[Christy Lee]

Dragged out of his seat by security and police and take it in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't just whack it in the middle of the.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's all. By video. Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's all by himself. It's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't like the cold, cold place.

[Pat Godwin]

There were no people around him.

[Josh Arnold]

He was like, oh, yeah. No, I can see why they move.

[Tom Griswold]

He's probably.

[Chick McGee]

No, I know what alone means.

[Tom Griswold]

Been muttering. Muttering things throughout the show.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to think he was making corn noises.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder what song.

[Josh Arnold]

Jonathan Davis.

[Chick McGee]

No. No. You guys know what? Corn. No. Josh is famous for corn noises. Would you like to hear that?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a song he does that and. Yeah. Jonathan David and that. There's one whole song that's just.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to hear it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not familiar.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's sort of like a kind of twist. It's kind of like scatting, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. But Jonathan Davis style. It's the way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what's the name of the song?

[Josh Arnold]

Twist. Because. Because in the. He'll do a bunch of that and then he'll go twist.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. We lose our minds.

[Tom Griswold]

So it is much like scatting.

[Josh Arnold]

That is the more guttural. And that's the karaoke go to. For the Tasmanian Devil.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever seen him? You can better. You better believe he's.

[Chick McGee]

And then you burn the fence.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Twist.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of corn. Residents of a Colorado county were treated to free ears of corn after a crash tractor trailer spilled its load of vegetables.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they were just allowed to eat it.

[Christy Lee]

The Custer County Sheriff's office Josh. Reports a semi hauling ears of sweet corn rolled over on Highway 69. Of course, any undamaged corn was taken to the Wet Mountain Fire Protection District where members of the public were invited to pick up free corn.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say dick? District.

[Christy Lee]

District.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, district.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like roadkill for vegans. Yes, that's actually true.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

You see the videos of this?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, traffic was terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It looked like a maze.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Maze?

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a song about corn?

[Chick McGee]

Somebody do something. Get us out of this horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Move on now.

[Chick McGee]

This is really.

[Tom Griswold]

It was nice. The community goes there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet, sweet, sweet corn.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet corn, you see?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, it wouldn't be ruined. It's got its own little protective shell.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not cob and get it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. How many did they say? How many years of corn?

[Christy Lee]

They did not.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, once again, you know what the driver said when he crashed the truck? Oh, shucks. See, you see, I'm a part of it.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, thank you for joining the club.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate. I was out here all on my.

[Chick McGee]

Own struggling in lieu of comedy. Josh and Tom will be talking right now. And here's Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, save that.

[Christy Lee]

We have cave raves coming up. Have you heard of those?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever heard this tune before, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I like it.

[Christy Lee]

You have to worry about writing lyrics.

[Pat Godwin]

I have an uncle that sings like that. But he's. He's in a home.

[Tom Griswold]

He's, he's, he's in a special place.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a special skill.

[Tom Griswold]

That's wears a helmet, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

That's incredible, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you just want to feel.

[Pat Godwin]

The crowd must go nuts, man.

[Chick McGee]

That's. It's incredible. That's the word you want.

[Christy Lee]

I just don't see you in that role.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he do it exactly the same way each time or, or, or are some of those lyrics ad lib?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

You went when you mentioned it sounds on the album. You went on the album. You went there live. You went. That's not right.

[Pat Godwin]

Does he have a teleprompter for he has started using.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he has started.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, that's the high the go to, as you say, for the Tasmanian Devil. That is a fine, fine joke. Okay, coming up, we have. We forgot to do something that I'll have to do later. But we have that also. Okay, so things when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

When we come back, we'll rejoin. What is it? I'm sorry, Josh. You're better.

[Josh Arnold]

And we'll, we'll be rejoining you. We'll do that when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

But no earlier.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We've got a bunch of stuff to get to. Shall we celebrate this week in history? Would you like to do that a little bit?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Every day should be. Is it week or day? What are we doing now?

[Tom Griswold]

Events surrounding this week.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, all right. Surrounding this. The whole week, then. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

The Great Fire of London begins on this date in 1666.

[Chick McGee]

Now. This week or today?

[Tom Griswold]

Stillbirth burning vaguely this week. I don't know why you have to push me on this. There's a technical reason I can't discuss.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, of course. Because listeners can't figure it out. I'm sorry. What was I thinking?

[Tom Griswold]

Belichick's aware of it.

[Chick McGee]

Belichick's aware of everything. That's the problem. That's. He's, he's so aware.

[Tom Griswold]

For the game. Game tonight. Still talking.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of thought he'd be done by now.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. You're familiar with the fire in London? Of course. The worst episode ever of that British Bake off show?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Every.

[Chick McGee]

Are you happy with that?

[Tom Griswold]

I love that show.

[Chick McGee]

Are you happy?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what it is about.

[Chick McGee]

That show that I, I have not.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Chick McGee]

I've not watched it.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't either.

[Chick McGee]

I've been told I'd love it.

[Tom Griswold]

You would love it.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I'm, I'm going to have to.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I can't explain. I don't know how to bake. I can't.

[Christy Lee]

I see you as a secret baker chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Me?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I got lots of secrets. You know that.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever see the Great British. British Whackoff Show? That's not as. Not as interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I would expect that from Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I would be far too dignified.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

That one I. Out there? How about this one? Name the ship. Japan formally surrenders aboard. What ship? 1945, ending World War II.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. The Vasco de Gamo.

[Tom Griswold]

Your hint is Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm afraid to say anything.

[Christy Lee]

The Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

The Missouri.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Broke down a couple times. Missouri breaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Truman got on the Missouri and knew that the bomb had just gone off successfully and didn't tell anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an interesting one. What date do you think you want to put on the first atm? The first automatic teller machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Adult film. Oh, automatic teller machine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

People didn't do it until then.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna go 72.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. I'm gonna guess 67.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. 1969 is the correct answer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was gonna say 70.

[Tom Griswold]

And in the beginning, if you were around, they did not have it down.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it in New York City?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it would, it would eat your. My roommate in college, had one of the first ones. It ate the card. You'd be counting on having some cash. You put that card in and they'd mail it back to you a week later.

[Pat Godwin]

They cut my cards. I can't believe everywhere I go.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Christy Lee]

Did anyone ever do that to you?

[Pat Godwin]

Cut my card? No, I never had a credit card.

[Christy Lee]

That was the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing like being broke and publicly humiliated. Man, oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not sure it was on. On this day, the first ATM debuted. And then the next day the first pedant went up to someone. You know, it's not ATM machine. The M stands for machine. Just atm. You get it? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I still say I don't know who this guy is. But you're mad at him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's because it happened to him.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd think you'd be a stickler for that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

But you just would. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where are you on RBIs?

[Tom Griswold]

I prefer RBI to our RBI.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Because then what would add it in? It's already flowed.

[Tom Griswold]

Should it be RSBI then?

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Our stands for runs.

[Tom Griswold]

And it should be Attorney Generals. I like that's. That's funnier.

[Chick McGee]

Attorneys General.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Attorney General's is funnier.

[Chick McGee]

Attorney generals.

[Tom Griswold]

Tina Turner, 1984. What's love got to do with it? It's number one in the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Then I hit her. Hit number one and then. But not for long. Yeah, she got. She got even.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

1850. Happy birthday. Albert Spalding, anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Balding, inventor of the tennis racket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Spalding Sporting Goods.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice. Wasn't he your big competition when you were at Rawlings?

[Chick McGee]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not so much. They didn't do a ton of baseball stuff. And Rawlings had other sporting goods, but. Yeah. No.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

So there.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday to both Billy Preston, often called the fifth beetle. And Terry Bradshaw, born in the state of 1948.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a likable cuss.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had him on the air. Very funny. Keanu Reeves, great actor. Born in 1964.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he's a good guy.

[Josh Arnold]

He sure seems like it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Look.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By all. By all accounts, besides being a terrific actor, just a wonderful guy. Guy. And lastly, in music, on this date.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I wonder what music nugget he's come up with. I wonder what sort of got to be the Beatles. Big time hit The Dave Clark 5 or Moby Grape or any of these underground. Where we going that he's going to refer to as incredibly famous and classic. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll. Since you're making. Making it. Doing it that way. I don't even remember this song. In 95, Michael Jackson makes history when the song you are not alone debuts at number one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you've heard it.

[Pat Godwin]

Huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah. Like Beat it or. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, every Billie Jean.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, well, the Thriller stuff was way bigger, but this was big.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then a terrifically awful song that I can't stop singing. Gilbert o' Sullivan alone again, naturally.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that song.

[Christy Lee]

Not feeling any lesser. I love that I promise myself to be myself.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, don't. Like several people die during the song.

[Christy Lee]

I know it dies, but they jump off churches.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's. Yeah, he's left at the altar.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Crank one on the hood.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. Pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody should okay it up.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

That was coming and going and going and coming.

[Pat Godwin]

Take my wife away.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about the album?

[Pat Godwin]

Cancer?

[Josh Arnold]

His greatest hits is called the Berry Vest of Gilbert O. Sullivan.

[Tom Griswold]

I. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Shred it. Is that.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a true statement?

[Christy Lee]

True.

[Josh Arnold]

The Berry Vest of it I love. And on the COVID I believe he's wearing a Berry vest.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Your parents had that album.

[Pat Godwin]

I need to see a photo of that.

[Chick McGee]

The Berry Vest, you type in BER into Google and it spits out Gilbert O. Sullivan.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom demanded. Shred it.

[Chick McGee]

Shred it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he have any other hits?

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, yeah, he had Claire.

[Chick McGee]

There was Claire.

[Pat Godwin]

I forgot about that.

[Christy Lee]

You hated Gilbert O. Sullivan, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Just stuck.

[Pat Godwin]

It popped out of the radio. Didn't know what he was singing about.

[Chick McGee]

You know who produced some of these song. Gus Dudgeon, who produced Elton. Elton. He has a song called Ooh, Wakadoo Walk a Day.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to know that song. Yes, I would like to hear that once again. It's called Ooh, Wakadoo Walk a Day by Gilbert o'. Sullivan.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a minute. I'll try to dig it up while. Chris, you have something going on over there.

[Christy Lee]

Two historic graveyards in Edinburgh, Scotland, have been temporarily closed after residents complained about illegal raves. Authorities say underground cave raves were being staged in crypts and tomb areas, disturbing locals and damaging historic sites.

[Chick McGee]

Cave, rave. Cave rave.

[Christy Lee]

There were complaints about noise and reports of sexual activities at the cave coming from the graveyards.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's cave rape.

[Josh Arnold]

I said cave.

[Tom Griswold]

Cave, rave. Rave.

[Chick McGee]

Not the Cape Rape cave.

[Christy Lee]

RA officials are now stepping up security while preservation groups call for stricter protections. Of course, the gatherings pose Safety risks and disrespect. Historic burial.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're in the. They're in the crypt having. Making.

[Josh Arnold]

That's wild.

[Christy Lee]

Whoopy.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Whoopy making.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoopy Making whoopy at the graveyard. Or as we called it, prom night.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you gotta go somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't go back home.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's quiet.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you got a motel room for that.

[Tom Griswold]

I found this song, Uakadu. Are you sure this is clean?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

Will you shut up?

[Tom Griswold]

Is this it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you got me. I've never heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Why is he singing like that? Nine more minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he. Does he start singing Wackadoodle Doodle My story?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he already sang it.

[Christy Lee]

He already sang it.

[Tom Griswold]

Today.

[Pat Godwin]

He whacked it every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so it's a do. It's a do. Whack. A do whack a day. Yeah. So it's like a lazy, lazy day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. A hazy day of winter or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, then he has a. Two's company. Three is allowed. That's a song.

[Josh Arnold]

It's about three ways.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Moody's garden.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Is that from the I Love Lucy Show?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I traips along Mr. Moody's garden, stepping on the flowers and plants.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know?

[Josh Arnold]

I just made that up.

[Pat Godwin]

My beets are depressed and my carrots are sad at the booty garden the.

[Tom Griswold]

Corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes.

[Pat Godwin]

But we spray them to get rid.

[Chick McGee]

Of the flies and the bugs have eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is probably better. Thank you very much. Time to enjoy life and relax, though. And you've got a safe and secure household thanks to Simplisafe. We've got Simplisafe right here, right, Chick Magus?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. We use Simplisafe here at the bottom of Tom Studios when the thieves lurk.

[Josh Arnold]

About and the robbers are in town.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Keep your house so safe, there's no.

[Chick McGee]

Reason for a frown. Simply say, is it difficult?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it hard? No, it's simple and safe.

[Chick McGee]

Simply safe.

[Pat Godwin]

Simply safe.

[Chick McGee]

Here's how you know. SimpliSafe has AI powered cameras to identify threats lurking outside your home and immediately alert Simplisafe professional monitoring agents that these agents can intervene in real time before the break in even begins.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, my name is Kevin. I am here to assist. It seems there's a man on your.

[Chick McGee]

Porch making a fist. He want.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

They access two way audio to confront the person. Trigger, siren, spotlight, Scare them off they might even call police if needed. All helping to stop the intruder where they're still outside.

[Josh Arnold]

Officer McCurdy traipses around the yard.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know who this guy is, but is his voice seems a little different. I can't.

[Pat Godwin]

I love this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Listen to this deal. Simply Save. Go to simply save tom.com and get 50% off a new system. That's half. 50% off a new system. Simply save tom.com. there's no safe like simply safe.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you 30 minutes? Try installing yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Then you could be Alone Again. Again.

[Tom Griswold]

Naturally.

[Chick McGee]

Safely.

[Tom Griswold]

I just looked up Gilbert o'. Sullivan. Seems the most downloads and the most streaming is on Alone Again, Naturally.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Wacka. What would you call again? Wack? A willy Waf. What? Yeah, that. It's pretty low on the list.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, take a shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we've got a guy charged with throwing beer bottles off a high rise. Guys, we have a lady who is doing unlicensed dental work with Crazy Glue. And we never got to our weird Disney World story last week. We're gonna come back and.

[Tom Griswold]

Redheads.

[Christy Lee]

Redheads in the news. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Big redhead news out there now.

[Chick McGee]

These big people and their redheads. Or this is big redhead news.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's lots of redheads.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for helping me make the distinction. It is large amounts of people with red hair.

[Chick McGee]

Okay? Not factor.

[Tom Griswold]

The people themselves are not gargantu. Okay, that'd be weird. That would be like a redheaded Frankenstein. That'd be scary.

[Chick McGee]

You could never fall in love with a redhead.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I could never fall in love with the red head.

[Chick McGee]

Or a dead head.

[Tom Griswold]

What about a. What about a deadhead with red hair?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what they say. I prefer a better red than dead. Right? Wait a minute. No, it's better dead than red.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right. All right, 63. Let's move it along.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the Aurelio Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Ace Cosby and Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

And you got to be excited, huh? NFL season just around the corner.

[Chick McGee]

I have to be.

[Tom Griswold]

And is it. Let's see, coming up, is it Thursday? We're going to hear some Chick McGee predictions.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You're picking every game?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, why not? Why wouldn't I?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, your favorite team, of course, the Washington Football Club.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, you. You pronounced it correctly. Good job.

[Tom Griswold]

Ok, but right now we turn to Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

The Netherlands hosted its annual redhead festival, drawing thousands of natural redheads from around the world.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, we must send you to this. We simply.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have red hair.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. You can appreciate the redhead.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never been a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

The three day event featured photography sessions, parades, art exhibits and concerts, all celebrating red hair. Organizers say attendees traveled from more than 80 countries to take park park part, making it the world's largest gathering of redheads.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called a sunburn of redheads. Name the group like a pot of whales.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a. That's a smiler. Yeah, A sunburn of redhead.

[Christy Lee]

The festival began nearly two decades ago as a small art project and has since grown into an international celebration of identity and culture.

[Tom Griswold]

How about.

[Chick McGee]

I thought, didn't we have the story a long time ago that the redheads were going to die out for lack of a better term and there weren't going to be any more red.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. You know, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Remember this?

[Tom Griswold]

No. And I know we had a story about. Oh, here I do remember. We had a story about a sperm bank.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they were not taking redheaded sperm anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Cryos International.

[Chick McGee]

I am Kalios, one of the world's.

[Tom Griswold]

Largest sperm banks had temporarily stopped accepting donations from red haired men because their supply of red headed semen.

[Chick McGee]

Now can you tell the semens redheaded.

[Christy Lee]

It's got a pink tint.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just looking a pink What?

[Tom Griswold]

I think maybe with a magnifying glass.

[Pat Godwin]

I have two redheaded seamen. Siblings.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Margaret and James.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to see them.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Margaret, very attractive. James.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot. Hot.

[Christy Lee]

Your brother James is hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's red pepper.

[Pat Godwin]

He shaves his head now because he's lost some hair, but he. Oh, big old fluffy redhead.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they do now take red hair. Sperm donations again. As of this year, KYOS is accepting donors of all hair colors including.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's good. You hear a lot of guys who. Well, you'll hear guys say, man, I love redheads. But you don't often hear women say I love redheaded Men.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I've never dated a redheaded guy, have I?

[Josh Arnold]

What redheaded musicians would you have play at this festival?

[Christy Lee]

What was that guy?

[Pat Godwin]

Scott Weiland?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if his was real or not, but yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't there turning back the time guy? Simply red.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a hard one to remember. I couldn't get it either. Christian with you?

[Chick McGee]

I'll play Tom in this bit. What about Anne Margaret? She could come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. And Margaret is gorgeous.

[Christy Lee]

Was she a natural redhead? She could be. She had all kinds.

[Pat Godwin]

It sure seemed like it was going on there.

[Josh Arnold]

When I picture an Margaret, it's red.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Pat Godwin]

She danced on the Tonight show without a bra. Holy moly.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Some of her dance moves were erratic and crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Did something to me.

[Chick McGee]

Seizure like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Lucille Ball. That was Lucille Ball. That was died, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she wasn't a natural redhead.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Nicole Kidman I think is boy. Natural redhead. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing but raving.

[Josh Arnold]

The B52 chick or chicks. That was red, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Big red buffant type things.

[Tom Griswold]

Ed Sheeran.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the best.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's a redheaded man.

[Tom Griswold]

Reba McIntyre. She a right here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Reba, what else is your list? Got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Conan o'. Brien.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to think of comedians.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you have a tough time talking to Reba McIntyre?

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she's all talking like this.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that boy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm endlessly positive. That's so nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You wear me out. Reba.

[Tom Griswold]

Having a conversation with himself. And he's wearing himself.

[Chick McGee]

What's the matter? Is there a problem, Tom?

[Pat Godwin]

She seems forceful.

[Chick McGee]

I'm here to help.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the redhead convention photograph.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen my show? Yep, they gave me another one.

[Christy Lee]

There's a lot of redheads wearing a lot of green.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Wearing a lot of green.

[Josh Arnold]

They all look like the chick from Tangled or no breast Brave.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is a couple brave. I guess there are a couple of. There were a couple of stepchildren there, but the hell got just beaten up.

[Chick McGee]

Where did that come from? I got beaten like a red haired stepchild.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's. Let's go back to the sign like insurance news desk with Bruce Lee. What else is happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

Disney adults are swapping mouse ears for their latest obsession. Little plush toys that sit on their shoulders.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding? Me.

[Christy Lee]

And they're as wonderful looking as it sounds. According to the New York Times, Disney's shoulder plush toys have become a hit at the company's theme parks around the world, particularly among adults, or as my kids would say, young adults. The toys, which are attached to your shirt with a magnet, sit about 5 inches tall. They. People are wearing them right here. They sit about right here. And cost between 25 to $30.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, they're cute. Cute.

[Christy Lee]

Disney declined to provide sales data, but said it was expanding the category because of strong demand. The first ones launched in 2018 with a single character, Baby Groot. But by the end of this year, Disney will have released 45 different shoulder pals.

[Josh Arnold]

They're adorable.

[Christy Lee]

There they go.

[Josh Arnold]

See, there's a little stitch. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and they've got mouse. Do they all have mouse ears or just. That happens to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you could. You could open a can with that chin, couldn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Could. Boy, oh, boy, that's some.

[Tom Griswold]

That is.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a boy or a girl?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a she, but, yeah, that is like.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a hammer protruding below her lip.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is you. Can you guys really chisel the sculpture?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. We're supposed to be looking at that little. Little.

[Christy Lee]

A little plush toy.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't put that chin in there.

[Chick McGee]

That sticks like a Dorito.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And then here's another. That's a cute one. Baby Yoda. Woody. You could have a little Woody sitting on your shoulder.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it fly off on the rides?

[Christy Lee]

They're magnetic. They.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know you take it off at all.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, there's.

[Josh Arnold]

They're adorable, but they'll never replace the Mickey ears. No, I'd get a Jiminy Cricket. I think that's the perfect shoulder guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do they have one?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that tall hat?

[Christy Lee]

He'd be hitting you in the ear.

[Chick McGee]

If I. If I were a titan of industry, I'd wear one of those on my shoulder and make no mention of it.

[Tom Griswold]

See, if people say something.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to think that you were. If you were a titan industry, you would always wear a tall hat, even indoors.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. McGee. Mr. McGee. I've seen the quarterly results. Mr. McGee, it's a brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

The stock is quadrupled since January because.

[Chick McGee]

Allow me to take off my tall hat and I'll tell you my. My advisor.

[Josh Arnold]

As you can see, I have the tallest hat here at the table.

[Chick McGee]

Tallest hat. And under my hat is my advisor, Jiminy Cricket.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I like this.

[Chick McGee]

But be Honest. This might seem odd, but you can't argue with my number.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Everyone is going to go. Yes, sir. Whatever you do, don't mention that thing under the hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Got caught in that spider web and help me and Vincent Price and the other guy had to smash him with a rock.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I do remember that episode.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. If you're just joining us, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bobaton program, and Christy Lee is right over there.

[Christy Lee]

A mother in Wales said she was shocked.

[Chick McGee]

A mother of Wales in Wales.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, clean out your ears.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Shocked when her daughter's talking Barbie doll blurted out a profane expression. The big one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Math is effing hard.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty much. Talina Evans, 25, of North Wales said the Mattel doll designed to say several expressions, including to the salon and I love a makeover to the salon. She took the toy away from her daughter when she heard it blurred out. What the F. Huh?

[Chick McGee]

What about, I think f this machine or something like that, you know? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We hadn't really paid that much attention to what it was saying. Evan said, we've taken it off the of. We've taken it off her now. We just told her that the doll had been bad and was swearing, so it had to go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Mattel representative said the company is investigating her complaint.

[Chick McGee]

So what's the kid going to think? Boy, I can't swear, though.

[Christy Lee]

Did something me away. Did.

[Tom Griswold]

Did like at the factory. Did one person take one and somehow reprogram it or.

[Christy Lee]

Don't know. Tom. Yeah, it's bizarre.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw the Barbie, though. I thought it was kind of odd because she came with a trailer and neck tattoos. So I wasn't all that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, all that. Surprised I use that sort of language.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Trash talk and a case of natty light.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And the neck tattoo was her astrological sign, so it was sort of tasteful. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Pull the string. She goes. That is up in my face.

[Josh Arnold]

Holding a pair of Luke Combs tickets.

[Chick McGee]

He should be Entertainer of the Year. Entertainment every.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Florida have arrested a woman accused of performing dental work without a license.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a problem?

[Christy Lee]

WSVN reports the suspect, Ms. Emily Martinez, used social media to advertise the various forms of personal care services she offered.

[Chick McGee]

Including do you need a filling? How much would you pay?

[Christy Lee]

Dental cosmetic procedures such as teeth whitening and veneers. Police said the woman, who does not have a license, used crazy glue to adhere veneers to her victim's mouth.

[Chick McGee]

She Adhered veneers.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean.

[Christy Lee]

After two customers reported they had complications and were refused a refund, she, of course, is now in police custody.

[Tom Griswold]

And remember the one we had a couple months ago where she'd had. Whatever it was, 3,000 happy patients.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This one had some complaints, though. That's the problem.

[Christy Lee]

On average, for those of you who don't know, a single veneer at a dentist's office can cost you between 900 and $1,500 per tube tooth.

[Josh Arnold]

My goodness.

[Christy Lee]

But she was charging just 2500 for the entire mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, if you're on a budget, that's just competitive price. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think if you find your dentist on.

[Josh Arnold]

On.

[Tom Griswold]

Just put it this way. If you're at your dentist's office and he has to go take the meatloaf out of the oven, well, I think something's wrong there. But crazy glue was invented for medical purpose purposes.

[Christy Lee]

That's where you use it all the time, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's how it started.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was to hold a guy's hard hat on a beam while he hung his legs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's in the commercials. But it was invented when it was invented.

[Chick McGee]

What is it with you and your obsession with using crazy glue on your skin? What is that all about?

[Tom Griswold]

It's handy. I'm not. I mean, I'm sure they use a medical grade rather than.

[Chick McGee]

It seems like you get more cuts than a normal person, perhaps.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you cutting it poisonous?

[Chick McGee]

Do you cut, Tom? Do you cut to feel? Is that what you.

[Josh Arnold]

You sit under a tree listening to Evanescence on your.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there it is.

[Christy Lee]

Are you an 8th grader that I.

[Tom Griswold]

Just keep it handy just in case I slice my hand.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And you cut it and then you seal it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Just in case I slice my hand open. That's how often his hand is sliced.

[Chick McGee]

Just in case. Oh, I've sliced my hand open. Good thing I have this crazy glue.

[Tom Griswold]

So, again, I'm just saying it. If you're at the dentist office and he or she goes, hey, listen, I. I'll finish your filling after I. I go move my laundry from the washing machine to the dryer.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you this. Why is it socially acceptable to have a salon in your home, but it's not socially acceptable to have a dentist?

[Tom Griswold]

It probably is. And I'm sure there are some.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they're properly licensed.

[Tom Griswold]

They probably have to have inspections and be licensed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, licenses.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just a Money grab it is at this point.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

Give this straight to the federal.

[Chick McGee]

Johnny.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you're doing right. I trust you.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Handshake.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

The dentist is in your mouth. All of a sudden, the cat jumps up onto the place where all the tools are. Oh, don't worry. He licks his paws clean after he poops in the litter. Well, Christy, what's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have that guy with the beer bottles in the high rise. We have mayonnaise in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Mayonnaise.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a bad sign if you're at the dentist office? The dentist is holding up a, an iPhone, looking at a YouTube video on how to do something.

[Chick McGee]

You want to filler tooth.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now. The Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Better Help. Better Help is all about accessing therapy. We have a lot of stuff to talk about. We talk with our friends about stuff, maybe the guys at the gym, your fishing buddies. Who knows what it is. That's great. But that kind of support is, can certainly be helpful. But it's also very helpful often to talk to a professional, find the right match for that professional by going to BetterHelp. BetterHelp is all about accessing therapists and therapists that have a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed. We were talking about the matter of licensing dentists. The same thing goes for therapists. A short questionnaire will help them guide you into a therapist. And then once you find that therapist therapist, the therapy is done online. So it's a lot more convenient. You just grab your phone or your laptop and you can do it wherever you want to be. And you get it all scheduled so it sits, it suits your schedule. And by the way, you can pause at any time. You can switch, you can switch therapists at any time. No additional fees are involved. And BetterHelp has a variety of therapists with a variety of fields of expertise. Get all the information by going to betterhelp.com btshow Bob and Tom show listeners get 10% off the first month at betterhelp.com btshow so find the one. Find the therapist by going to BetterHelp. And it's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow we'll check back in at the Silac Insurance News Desk with Christy Lee in a matter of moments in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

On the way. Thank you very much. Oh, look, it's Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick mcgee. Once again, very excited about the National Football League.

[Chick McGee]

What's up over there? What do we got going on over there? I heard you and Pat talking off the air. Because I have something we always talk creative meeting. The juices were flowing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're going back and forth.

[Christy Lee]

Police in Miami say A man facing 48 felony charges after repeatedly throwing glass beer bottles from the balcony of his 41st floor apartment.

[Josh Arnold]

Punk rock Brock.

[Christy Lee]

51 year old Ivan Catierno, a resident of the club at Bricknell Bay.

[Tom Griswold]

Old enough to know better.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Brick. It's Brickell Bay. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like the Edie.

[Christy Lee]

Like Edie Brickell. Yes. New Bohemia had been under scrutiny from both building management and police detectives after multiple reports of bottles crashing to the ground. Authorities say the bottles could easily have struck pedestrians, residents or vehicles below, creating what they call a serious risk of injury or death.

[Josh Arnold]

It's fun.

[Christy Lee]

He was arrested, remains in custody.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how satisfying it is to hear a glass bottle like that explode?

[Chick McGee]

41 stories, 500ft, give or take. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Shards of glass everywhere for kids to walk through. Yeah. What a great guy.

[Chick McGee]

What about the children?

[Josh Arnold]

Kids learn you just don't walk by the beard dropping dude on the other.

[Christy Lee]

Side of the street.

[Chick McGee]

That's Artie the beer dropper.

[Josh Arnold]

I give the kids the benefit of the doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

He's living the high life.

[Pat Godwin]

And you know, he's actually singing. He was singing the 99 beer bottle song.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

He was, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, no kidding. How's that?

[Christy Lee]

I did not know that.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's just leading into a song.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, no. That. That's actually the truth. That's part of the story.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's not. I'm sorry. It wasn't in my story, so I.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn'T know that, but that's what I thought was funny. You guys want to hear the full of the song? He did a. Yeah, I just heard a verse or two. There's the actual song he sang. Here we go. 99 bottles of beer in my room 9 and a half bottles of beer I drank one down on the balcony and threw it on the street.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

99 bottles of beer in my room 98 bottles of beer I mean, I got my math.

[Tom Griswold]

You already did. 99.

[Pat Godwin]

Here about the beer.

[Josh Arnold]

I called the cop.

[Pat Godwin]

A word you shouldn't say.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, like a queer.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Was that it?

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just trying to win a song.

[Pat Godwin]

85 bottles of beer in my room. 85 bottles of beer.

[Tom Griswold]

I threw a whole six pack.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, you do the math.

[Tom Griswold]

I threw a whole six, seven, nine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't know where we are at this point. They tried to put me in cuffs. They strapped me to a chair. I woke up in jail with my ass up in the air.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

Where am I?

[Pat Godwin]

I always get this. 84 miles in my room. I got a TUI that's throwing under the influence. Influence beer into the sky.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is still going on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they were bottles, not aluminum cans. You gotta understand, I'm on PCP in xcc. I'm a Florida man. Hey, yeah, we're done now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Figure I got 99, 48 felony charges.

[Christy Lee]

That means he threw 48 bottles down.

[Pat Godwin]

40 some bottles of beer.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you looking at me for?

[Pat Godwin]

Got something to say.

[Christy Lee]

How could you drink 48 bottles of beer and still be sitting up?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, God, I think maybe he saved them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably sitting in a. On a shelf in the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

A real nice sitting there in the sink, all rinsed out, ready to throw.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready to heave. Yeah, okay.

[Christy Lee]

A man in Spain set a cafe on fire after staff told him they had run out of mayonnaise.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, we're out of mayonnaise.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Daily mail, the unnamed 50 year old was visiting Las Postas Cafe. That means postal in a Spanish town by the name of La policios e Vilafronska. Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good old house.

[Christy Lee]

And that's our policy with his son. Local media reports the man ordered two sandwiches, but became furious when he learned they were out of man. The man left the cafe, only to return to pour gasoline over the bar and set it on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

There's gotta be more to this joke. Maybe if it was Miracle Whip, I could see why he'd be ready to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what about the tangy zip of Miracle Whip?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be with him. I'd light the match.

[Christy Lee]

Workers were able to use a fire extinguisher to put out the flames. He was arrested, transported to a health center to receive treatment for burn injuries. According to witnesses, several people were injured, including an elderly man and a small child.

[Tom Griswold]

All because of.

[Christy Lee]

Because they didn't have any mayo.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gonna go to hell, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Ace shaking his head vehemently. Didn't care for it.

[Chick McGee]

He's going to hell, man.

[Tom Griswold]

My goodness, what would this guy do if he didn't get a Klondike bar? The him.

[Josh Arnold]

The mind boggles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He burns the place.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there has to be more to this story.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Where's he. Where's he going to end up again?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a mayonnaise story. He's going to hell, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In the city of Toyaki, Japan.

[Chick McGee]

Where?

[Christy Lee]

Toyoki, Japan. They're proposing a daily limit on two different words. T O Y O A K E E. Different.

[Josh Arnold]

Fine.

[Christy Lee]

Toyoka. Toyoke.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's not get bogged down.

[Christy Lee]

There's a city in Japan proposing a daily smartphone.

[Chick McGee]

Problem solved.

[Tom Griswold]

They're proposing what?

[Christy Lee]

Ordinance urges all smartphone users to limit screen time to two hours a day outside work or school.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? How are they going to regulate that? IPhone. Polaris, please.

[Christy Lee]

The mayor of this town, Masafumi Toki or Koki said the proposal.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, what is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Masafumi Toki sounds like some stoners.

[Chick McGee]

You've never. And I've been around you. You've never sounded drunker. Okay, what's going on?

[Christy Lee]

What does that say?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not gonna say that.

[Tom Griswold]

That says. It says in trouble.

[Pat Godwin]

I can say Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Masafumi Koki.

[Christy Lee]

See Said the proposal aims to prevent excessive use of devices causing physical and mental health issues, including sleep problems.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

In.

[Tom Griswold]

In Spanish, moss means more. Right. And fumar means smoke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy's name means smoke more Pot and cocaine. Masa Fumi. Coke.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If the ordinance passes, it takes effect next month. Month?

[Pat Godwin]

Now you might be right, but you're still going to hell, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Never forget that.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

On. On. On an iPhone, for example. How do you see how much you've used it in a day? Where does that pop up?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it comes up in your settings. Settings? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Under. Under what usage?

[Pat Godwin]

It's going to take about a half an hour.

[Christy Lee]

Find it.

[Chick McGee]

Either that or it's under Spotify.

[Tom Griswold]

Who do you think uses it the most in this room? Room?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, why don't we come back some tomorrow?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

You're on it now and then.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm looking for the usage you.

[Pat Godwin]

Do when I sing too.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the best time.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's because that is one of my favorite things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, because you're bored when Christy and.

[Josh Arnold]

Chicko you haven't done one song yet. You start the first note and they both go their leap for their phone.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It fills me full pride and my work.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up this week, we have some great guests on the way, including Roy Wood Jr. Huh. And Roy has a new TV show premiering on CNN this Saturday called have I Got News for you. And just around the corner, Roy's book the man of Many Fathers is on its way out. I'm looking forward to that for sure. But once again, Roy will be our guest on Zoom coming coming up Friday. And then he's going to be in the studio coming up a little bit later on this fall. And so far, so good on that. And we'll, we'll do. I want to figure out who uses their phones the most.

[Christy Lee]

I've been on one hour, six minutes already today.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

While you're working, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Kostaki Economopoulos]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

And we try to bring you candid open interviews, not just actor stuff. Julie Bowen is fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

You know, when you leave a job and you know you haven't done your very best job, I hate that feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're here for the wonderful Sarah Silverman, you came to the right place.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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