The BOB & TOM Show - September 22, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – September 22, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Date: September 22, 2025
Host(s): Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Jeff Oskay
Studio: O’Reilly Auto Parts Studios

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Episode Overview

This episode is a classic morning with The BOB & TOM Show: a rapid-fire blend of original musical comedy, banter about everyday mishaps, sports breakdowns, oddball news, and running gags about the hosts’ lives. The crew covers topics ranging from NFL scores, car and home mishaps, quirky science news, pop culture nostalgia, and even a debate over the proper term for one’s upper lip. Listen in for bathroom musical numbers, TMI medical updates (yes, testicle swelling and circumcision rates), and the eternal question: Why are University of Colorado’s buffaloes actually bison?

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Major Segments and Key Topics

1. Morning Musical Open: “Daddy, Please Don’t Go”

[00:45–03:57]

• Tom kicks off with a comedic song about his dad’s “potent” bathroom strategy.
• The segment is packed with vivid imagery: “Now the wallpaper’s peeling, the fumes are out in the hall…”
• Memorable moment: Listeners are asked to sing along with the chorus, “Daddy, please don’t go.”

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2. Medical Mishaps & Testicular Oversharing

[04:01–06:18]

• Chick gives post-surgery updates: stitches in his ear and a testicle swollen “to the size of a tennis ball.”
• The team riffs on the gendered term “hernia” vs. “him-nia.”
• Christy steers the humor into car trouble—foreshadowing the next bit.

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3. Garage Door Disaster: Chick’s Car vs. The Closing Door

[06:29–09:55]

• Chick details how his automatic garage door “mysteriously” closed on his backing car—again.
• Group shares their own remote control games (“how far away can I open my door?”).
• “It’s the second time this has happened.” Discussion about reliability and modern home mishaps.

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4. NFL Recap, Fantasy Football, and Gambling Woes

[10:12–15:01 and 21:01–23:53]

• NFL scores, disappointing bets, and Chick’s “horrible” record.
• The Red Zone debate: Is ADHD-style channel hopping good or evil?
• Chick and Tom banter about their weekly picks, “If I’d just reversed everything, I’d be 11-4.”
• Call to enter the Bob & Tom “Pick the Winners” contest.

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5. Science: Painting Cows Like Zebras

[14:03, preview; 162:20–164:33, segment]

• Scientists paint stripes on cows; results show fewer biting flies.
• “It’s slimming—stripes!” jokes Tom.
• “Do the cows give more milk if they're more comfortable?” asks Chick.

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6. Circumcision: Rates, Risks, and Celebrity Trivia

[22:15–29:08]

• Listener “Frank from Alabama” writes about considering adult circumcision.
• The crew details statistics on circumcision rates: “20–23% of US men are uncut.”
• Comedy digression: rumors about the status of Elvis, Charlie Sheen, and even Jon Hamm.
• “The only advantage for staying intact is you get a cool nickname—Snuffleupagus, Rumple Foreskin...”—Tom [27:18].

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7. Language Lapses and Family GrizzWords

[29:19–30:38]

• The team swaps “GrizzWords”—childish or creative misnaming.
• Taya (age 9): “Don’t step in that pile of wetness” (melted ice cube).

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8. Listener Letters: Marital Microaggressions

[30:45–31:13]

• A “forensic engineer” admits to timing his wife’s complaints: “That’s how long it takes for her to complain about something I’m doing.”

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9. Sock Collection World Record

[69:08–76:32]

• Georgia man, Rex Pumphrey, owns 1,165 unique pairs of socks.
• The show dives into sock management, left/right sock controversy, and presidential sock trivia.
• “When I open those drawers each morning, I’m not just choosing socks—I’m choosing a tiny adventure.” — Rex [76:02]
• Traditional single-sock woes: “The solo sock basket.”

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10. Sports Desk:

[51:59–68:19, 83:02–87:00, 118:24–139:54]

• Chick McGee covers NFL wins/losses, shoe betting failures, WNBA playoffs, mascot news.
• Highlights:
  • Chicago Bears’ Caleb Williams and a hotdog giveaway
  • Chiefs beat Giants, Mahomes stats
  • University of Colorado’s “buffalo” mascot (actually a bison)
  • Baltimore Ravens vs. Detroit Lions matchup preview

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11. Quirky Science & Modern Culture

• Garlic in the news (teased, not detailed), ancient Egyptian shark attack prevention, garlic for heart disease, Stanley Cup hologram, and time travel.
• Greek time-travel “laptop” statue prompts host debate about future tourism.

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12. Pop Culture and Nostalgia

[102:34–110:44]

• What posters did you have in your high school bedroom?
  • Rare Earth, Three Dog Night, movie posters, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Black Light classics.
• Paneling your room—Chick’s retro home renovations.
• Wavy Gravy, Woodstock, lingering hippie culture.

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13. Flower Power: Receiving Bouquets in Relationships

[90:07–94:41]

• 20% of people never receive flowers from a partner.
• Josh’s advice: Don’t buy a “rose from a restaurant rose seller" on the first date.
• “I got you some onions.” “Did you just say ‘bitch’?” “No—vegetables!” [91:47]

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14. Teeth Tattoos Trend

[130:59–137:54]

• China’s youth are painting designs on dental crowns for viral videos (“making money,” “lucky numbers”).
• Debate: Could tooth tattoos become an American craze?

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15. Stan Lee AI Hologram at LA Comic Con

[145:21–147:41]

• An AI-powered hologram of the late Marvel icon will take questions at the event.
• “We’ll never put words in his mouth that aren’t in line with things he spoke about.”
• Speculation on future technology: “You’ll be able to talk to dead relatives.”

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16. International News: “Duc Fuc” wins Russia’s Intervision Song Contest

[148:54–153:32]

• Vietnamese pop star Duc Fuc’s name brings endless giggles.
• “Duke Fook yourself” ad campaign is referenced.
• Musical clips reviewed/lampooned as “wimpy ballads.”

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Notable Quotes & Highlights

• On circumcision nicknames:
  “The only advantage you’d have for staying intact is you get a really cool nickname like Snuffleupagus… or Rumple Foreskin.” — Tom [27:18]

• On garage door mishaps:
  “My favorite phrase in all your stories is ‘for whatever reason.’” — Tom [08:18] “It’s the second time it’s happened.” — Chick [09:10]

• On talking mascots:
  “If [Mr. Ed the horse] would speak in front of other people, they could hear him as well.” — Chick [40:54]

• On flowers in relationships:
  “The only reason a man would buy a woman flowers out of the blue—he’s been cheating.” — Tom [91:09]

• On socks and adventure:
  “When I open those drawers each morning, I’m not just choosing socks—I’m choosing a tiny adventure.” — Rex Pumphrey’s quote, read by Tom [76:02]

• On Buffalo vs. Bison:
  “If you were the Fighting Wildcats and you brought out a bear, wouldn’t people say something?” — Chick [83:18]

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Timestamps for Key Moments

• 00:45 – Show opens, bathroom song “Daddy Please Don’t Go”
• 04:01 – Post-surgery updates and anatomical oversharing
• 06:29 – Garage door/car accident; remote-control games
• 10:12 – NFL recap and fantasy football commentary
• 14:03 – Teaser: Painting cows like zebras for science
• 22:15 – Adult circumcision debate and celebrity rumors
• 29:19 – “GrizzWords”: Family language flubs
• 51:59 – NFL/football/hotdog news
• 69:08 – Sock collection world record, right/left sock debate
• 76:02 – Rex Pumphrey’s “choosing a tiny adventure” quote
• 90:07 – Do you bring your partner flowers?
• 102:34 – High school wall posters and pop culture nostalgia
• 130:59 – Chinese tooth tattoo trend
• 145:21 – Stan Lee hologram at Comic Con
• 148:54 – “Duc Fuc” wins Russian Eurovision, musical lampooning

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Tone & Style

Loose, conversational, and cheeky with a mix of bawdy adult humor, observational wit, personal anecdotes, and running jokes. The hosts riff seamlessly on life’s mishaps, pop culture, and each other’s quirks, creating an atmosphere that listeners feel part of—if you love spontaneous comedy and unpredictable digressions, this episode is a classic.

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Final Thoughts

If you missed this episode, you missed a parade of workplace overshares, a raucous debate on the mysteries of garage doors, why “him-nia” should be a thing, and a grade-A sock geek with wisdom for us all. Add to that ancient Egyptian jewelry theft, the science of striped cows, American flower-giving woes, and ballad bashing—all before most people’s coffee cools. Classic BOB & TOM.

Transcript

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[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. I wrote this song about my dad. We didn't see him a lot as a kid. He traveled quite a bit. We hated to see him go. Matter of fact, everybody in the house.

[Chick McGee]

Hated to see Daddy go.

[Tom Griswold]

So I wrote the song about him. It's called Daddy, please Don't Go. Don't make me go in there. I was just passing by. I don't want to go in there. Because I know if I take just one whiff, I'll die. Cause Daddy's been in there. He took the paper along.

[Chick McGee]

And he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Been in there for hours. And for a while mom and I was sure that something was wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Buddy said he was reading.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think something's amiss. Cause if my dad was just reading, then how in the hell could our bathroom ever smell like this? Daddy, please don't go. Daddy, please don't go. Daddy, before you go into your trance, give the rest of the family a chance to go. Before you go before. Now the wallpaper's peeling. The fumes are out in the hall. They just bounced off at the ceiling and flew up my nose and just flattened me against the wal. Sing. You know the words, damn it. Daddy, please don't go. That's right. Sing at home. Daddy, please don't go. God bless you all. Daddy, before you go into your trance, give the rest of the family a chance to get in there. Before you go.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Before you go, you smelly old soul. Daddy, please don't you. Fire in the hole. Hey, good morning, Mr. Mrs. North America and all the ships at sea. And around the world. And all around the world. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing a golf shirt?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep, pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

Short sleeves, polo. I did not approve. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. I am Chick. Hello. Hello, Tom. How. How is your ear, my friend that you had a procedure on. I see you struggling somewhat.

[Chick McGee]

No I just got to be. I've got all these stitches in it, so.

[Tom Griswold]

How. How many?

[Chick McGee]

How many? It's. I don't know. I know.

[Christy Lee]

Do they go out by themselves? Are they the dissolving kind or do you have to have them taken?

[Chick McGee]

No, I got to go back in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so don't they staple most often now?

[Chick McGee]

Well, my belly, when they did that, they glued it, so who knows? I have actual good old fashioned stitches in there. She said one of them, though, was like a big long twirly thing. They go. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure what the technique is. I just know it's a. It's the. The swelling is going down. All is right with the world.

[Christy Lee]

What about your nuts? Are they okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. How are you. Balls. You know, ball. Joshua, we're just talking about your balls. How are they?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's interesting because I had hernia surgery and I'm not sure if this is a common side effect, but for some reason the surgery was on the left side of my body and my. My left testicle enlarged to the size of a tennis ball. By the way, it's slightly receding.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, that's nice to know.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is it hernia on a man? Why isn't it himnia?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thanks. Is that gonna. Is that what we're doing today? I'll just get my car. Oh, yeah, no, it's all good.

[Tom Griswold]

Shecky macaque.

[Chick McGee]

It's all good.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not all good. Yours. Your car. That freaked me out too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is there an issue?

[Tom Griswold]

I tried to get it out of him this early and he goes, nope, I'm gonna save it for the air.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it that bad?

[Tom Griswold]

Here we are. That's a whole. It's a whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

I like to back into my garage. No, I mean with the door open.

[Christy Lee]

I love back again normally with the door open.

[Tom Griswold]

Because when I leave, it's like Batman.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And when you do it, do you open the garage door and da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. And drive out.

[Tom Griswold]

And I look. I look over to a non existent robot and I go, turbine up for speed, ready to move out. I think that's what he says. TV show.

[Josh Arnold]

I watched one over the weekend with a villain I'd never seen called Minstrel with Van Johnson.

[Tom Griswold]

Van Johnson singing along? Yeah, sure was.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah, that's how mature I am. I do the Batman theme. So I. I pull into my driveway swing, and I open the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Open the door. You pull into the drive.

[Chick McGee]

I hit the button right at the end. I hit the button when I'm halfway down my street, and then.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, that's a hell of a garage door.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I do?

[Chick McGee]

It is good.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we are disturbingly alike. I. I can. I try to see how far away. How far away I can be and still open the garage door. It's a game I play with myself.

[Chick McGee]

I know how I can be. Well, I can be at my neighbor's driveway just before that. It'll open.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. See, I can be around the block.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta be right.

[Chick McGee]

That's serious.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm in a cul de sac, but where I am, and I. I gotta get over in the left hand lane as I'm driving. I gotta.

[Chick McGee]

To get it to open.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, to get it to open. But I can do it. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So one of these days there'll be a car park there. You'll snap into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. And then we'll be so over the garage door.

[Chick McGee]

I pull in, then I swing around so I can back in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So the door is open. I swing around, start to back in, and the door, for whatever reason, started to close. Oh, so it clipped the back of my car. So I gotta take it to the body.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite phrase. And please correct me if I'm wrong, but all of these stories seem to have the phrase for whatever reason. I have no idea why. I don't know what happened.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I mean, I don't. There was no one at the house, so no one hit the button. I didn't hit the button, so I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you.

[Christy Lee]

What's.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure? If your life depended, you must have bumped the button.

[Chick McGee]

If there was some buttons up on the. On the flap.

[Tom Griswold]

If there was some way we could find out definitively that you touched the button. Would you believe you touched the button if someone told you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but how would you. There's in any of it's. And it's the second time it's happened. But the garage door guys came out and fixed it yesterday. They had to fix the door and my car's got to be fixed.

[Tom Griswold]

So you cave it in. Was it bad?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. It just chipped. It clipped off the back of my car. Just this.

[Christy Lee]

The second time this has happened. So there really is a problem with your garage.

[Chick McGee]

It's the second time it's happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So I. They've checked the motors and we'll see. So I don't know. I mean, I did. I don't Know how it could happen?

[Tom Griswold]

And within six months. How old is the garage door?

[Chick McGee]

Three years.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't seem like it should be failing now.

[Chick McGee]

It went all the way up and I. And when I back up, I've got that camera thing, so I can see the doors open.

[Tom Griswold]

And yet you didn't see that it was closing and you ran into the.

[Chick McGee]

Door because it closed while he was moving right onto the car as it was moving. So I was.

[Pat Godwin]

How loud was the scream from your house?

[Chick McGee]

No one was home but you? No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you.

[Chick McGee]

There was no screaming. It was just cursing.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you possibly hear this from the house?

[Chick McGee]

There was no one home. It's all good, huh? Guys came over at 8 o' clock yesterday morning.

[Christy Lee]

On a Sunday. Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

Just damage the door at all.

[Tom Griswold]

That's time and half. Possibly double time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we did a nice job. Thank you. Don's. Don's Garage. They did a nice job. But anyway, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's into garages now.

[Chick McGee]

He's just a different Don.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But we have. For us, we have a lot to get to. We will get to it today, as a matter of fact.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of great football yesterday. And I don't normally watch. Thanks. NFL red zone. Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the matter? You don't like the red zone?

[Christy Lee]

It's like add. It's like, what? I thought we were watching that game. No, now we're watching this game.

[Tom Griswold]

Every now and then he'll. He'll keep his mouth shut and they switch from game to game to game and it's. It's glorious. It's wonderful. Instead of. You're looking at the city of Chicago.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

To me, it's the Reader's digest of. Of games. It's. It's taking away the strategy.

[Tom Griswold]

And there is the thinking that watch one game like an adult, don't be a baby. You have to switch around to other games so you can see action. Just watch a whole game, right. And leave it on the channel.

[Chick McGee]

I remember when Peyton Manning was in here one day. He said that the world was changing with fantasy football and people would come up to him even after a win.

[Tom Griswold]

And go, hey, thanks, man.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't win by enough points.

[Chick McGee]

My fantasy game, dude. Like what? Yeah, you understand what they're. What the goal is of the team that's actually playing. Okay, well, your boys won, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Your boys lost, Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a squeaker.

[Chick McGee]

But what was the final score?

[Tom Griswold]

41:24 Washington.

[Christy Lee]

That's a squeaker.

[Tom Griswold]

However horrible. Another horrible weekend for the shoe. 4 and 11 and so, season to date, once again, these are all due to direct mail and carnivals and things like that. 15 and 28 on the season. I don't think I've ever started this horribly.

[Christy Lee]

But in your defense, some of those games yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

You tell me. You tell me. Somebody knew the Browns were going to beat the packers or the Vikings were just going to clock the Bengals.

[Chick McGee]

So the packers are one of the best teams the NFL. The Browns are one of the worst.

[Christy Lee]

And he's still in mourning.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea what happened, dude. I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Some will tell you. Packers got jobbed by the refs, I.

[Christy Lee]

Guess, or minutes or something. Wasn't it. Weren't they shutting them out?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they should have won 35, 10 or whatever. It shouldn't have been 13, six at the end of the. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll be getting to a number of things, but of course, Monday night we'll be finishing off week three.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Detroit. Who is it? Detroit and I just had it. Baltimore and Detroit and Baltimore.

[Chick McGee]

I bring it up because that is. You can. You can already activate week four with our Bob and Tom picks. You want to go to bobandtom.com contest, just pick all the winners for week four and you could find yourself with a $500 gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. So get on it today and are you going to pick tonight's game or did you already pick.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I have. Ravens minus the five.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So there's. There's hope.

[Tom Griswold]

You're minus the four.

[Chick McGee]

Prove your record a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, And I changed the pick over the weekend. Oh, I. I had the Eagles against the Rams for the.

[Josh Arnold]

But did it. Did it help you or.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Steve going 4 and 11. If I did. If I'd have just sat down and reversed everything, I would have gone 11 and 4.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. You would have.

[Chick McGee]

And if I'd. If I'd reversed my car and driven. And driven my car in frontwards, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be driving someone else's car today.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine. It's fine.

[Chick McGee]

I'm looking at your picture. You picked the Titans.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah. I thought that was going to be a closer game. Titans are worse or Colts are better? I'm not sure what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

Colts have been killing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Three and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Now you can check Mr. McGee's picks at the Chick. McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a load of this. Colts are three and. Oh, Jacksonville's two and one and everybody else, Houston and Tennessee are 03 in that division. Colts are out in front now.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have thrusting their chest painting cows for science.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they hold the paintbrush?

[Chick McGee]

A fair question.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

But they're mouths.

[Chick McGee]

Cows that have been painted by scientists. Oh, it's really. It's actually fascinating science. But wait a minute. Did I see an eye roll over there?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She.

[Christy Lee]

She did.

[Chick McGee]

She did. I saw.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't see it, but I heard it.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw it. It was scary.

[Chick McGee]

So. Yeah. Does your anybody have a significant other that has an audible eye roll?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, does yours?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I turn around and I can hear the.

[Tom Griswold]

I think everybody does. What is the significance of this painting cows? What's it supposed to mean?

[Christy Lee]

I don't even have the painting cows.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, maybe they're painting some rare, then they paint medium rare and then well done.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So that. All the. So that you know, when you go to cook them, that's how you should cook them.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, speaking of that medium rare and rare, when did they start explaining what medium rare and rare and well done is?

[Chick McGee]

They all do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Steak. How would you like it? Medium ra. Warm, pink center. I know what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Josh. It makes the perfect gift, by the way. Send a nice case of steaks this. This, this season because it's the grilling season. You got that? Pre gaming. You got to do that out in the driveway. Get the grill going. Oh, that's right. Invite the neighbors over. Send them to a friend from Omaha Steaks. Coming up, we have a painting cows. We have some NFL information from Chick Magee. Garlic in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Love garlic. This is.

[Chick McGee]

This is quite exciting. And many other delights, including a world record of some significance. A interesting thing about flowers and giving people flowers. And we got the pharaoh in the news. A couple of stories out of ancient Egypt today.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what that is? When somebody. Let's give them their flowers. Do you know what that. That's a saying. Let's give that person his flowers.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm not aware of this one. I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. He should get his flowers compliments and things like that. No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna kill them so that people bring flowers to.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you guys would know this.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a. Yeah, well. Well, let's give Chrissy her flowers for coming in last week when she flew to Vegas and came in the next morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how about that? Okay, so it's a little.

[Tom Griswold]

It's used. Yes, it's a very good.

[Chick McGee]

That's an expression.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very much so.

[Chick McGee]

You're the only one who's ever heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why that is. I never leave my home, but I guess I am.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's give Josh's. Let's give Josh's flowers for lacking. Let's give that person their flower. Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. What kind of flowers? What's your favorite flower. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a. A daisy man.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I too love daisies because of Judd Strunk. We'll be back with Judd. What? And I gave her a daisy a day. You don't remember Judge Strunk?

[Josh Arnold]

I give you your flowers.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Judd Strunk? The guy from Strunk and the. The.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a hit. A massive. A very popular hit.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Called A daisy a day. Judd Strunk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I was thinking of. He played the band white that elements of style. This show is really going off the edge. I wish Oscar were. I know what his favorite flower is.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the cannabis.

[Tom Griswold]

Hippie drug smoker.

[Chick McGee]

Papa Hippie. That's his new name. He's. He's. He's Papa Hippie. We're coming Back to the O'Reilly O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bobbitt Tom Show. There's Kristi Lee stirring her coffee at the news center.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you, my friend?

[Chick McGee]

Chick mcgee. Good to see you, sir. Glad your team won yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's former Raider was quarterback.

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[Chick McGee]

Ah, perfect for tailgating. Now, got a couple letters that reference some stories we've had recently in the news. This comes to us from our favorite man in Alabama. He is Frank.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Frank.

[Chick McGee]

Frank in Alabama. He. We had the story about the eye drops. Do you remember this?

[Christy Lee]

That you can make it so you don't have to use reading glasses.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Scientists say that, yeah, they. They have developed an eyedrop that'll be available fairly soon. Apparently, instead of reading, of using reading glasses, you can just put these eyedrops in. It's pretty amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But when we mentioned that a couple of you guys said that you're incapable of putting drops in your eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

I can, but I can't. It's a real.

[Chick McGee]

And Frank has a technique.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And I tried this this morning, and it works.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it going to be a smart aleck about it?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. He said tilt your head back. Clearly that's. That's helpful. See, right away, if you try to do it, you said in your normal vertical position.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

You're going to really have to kind of heave it. No, no, Tilt your head back, close your eyes, put the drops in the corner of your eye, then open your eyes, and the drops will float in. Pretty simple, pretty basic.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard you. You pull the lower lid out and then drop it in there. Apparently, that's easier.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm with you, Christy. That's creepy.

[Tom Griswold]

I've tried it all.

[Chick McGee]

But then he goes on to say, I also heard your story about circumcisions. Now, you may recall in the United States, the number of baby boys being circumcised. Sorry, I just thought of. As opposed to baby girls. Wrong continent. Baby boys being circumcised. That's going down in America. Fewer people are getting their baby boy circumcised. He goes, I heard Christy mention circumcision. I am 69 years of age. My urologist wants to perform a circumcision on me. I've been told the recovery is quite painful. A friend of mine, why had to be circumcised as an adult. And he said it was very uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine for some people there are medical reasons.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my friend, it was done for me, but he said it was. It was pretty brutal.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Do we have any number on the number of uncut American people living in the United States?

[Christy Lee]

By golly, I'll have it for you in Just a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Totally intact.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna go 30%.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't even know where to go. I mean, Pat, is this from your experience?

[Pat Godwin]

The bust in a gay bath?

[Josh Arnold]

3 out of 10 are hooded.

[Tom Griswold]

I look around. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if strangers. I'm sure it breaks down, I would imagine, by cultural heritage and ethnicity.

[Christy Lee]

There's no exact recent number, but it's roughly 20 to 23%.

[Josh Arnold]

Not bad, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Of us men.

[Chick McGee]

Are not circumcised.

[Christy Lee]

Are not circumcised.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Obviously I had sons and. And have sons. And they were all. They were all circumstances.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember having extrapolated conversation about it and deciding no, it was a big damn deal? No. Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't remember any. I don't even remember discussing it or approving it or not approving it or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad was not, but all four boys, we all were.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

So. And maybe he wasn't because when he was born, he was. He was. He was up. Up for adoption. So I think it's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Lends itself to great nicknames.

[Chick McGee]

So your logic there is. It's like when you sell a house, you want the person who buys it to be able to choose the paint color.

[Josh Arnold]

Funny, but no.

[Tom Griswold]

So here.

[Chick McGee]

So the orphanage, whatever it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I think maybe the hospital, just maybe they didn't at the time circumcise and.

[Chick McGee]

And not in any comic way. Did you ever see your father without his pants on?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And. Oh, it was such a way where I. All right, let me just put it this way. It seemed circumcised to me. He didn't. It doesn't. It didn't look like other uncircumcised wieners I eventually saw in the adult film.

[Chick McGee]

Because it's a special day today. I have some photographs of your dad's dangler. And if you can choose, there are.

[Pat Godwin]

Some famous people who are uncut. Some famous Elvis Presley famously uncut.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is that true?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he called it his hillbilly pecker.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what he called it.

[Chick McGee]

The more I read about Elvis, the more I read about Elvis, the more you gotta like the guy.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see Priscilla yesterday on CBS Sunday Morning?

[Chick McGee]

No, I just saw her on the COVID of a magazine. She looks like she's made of porcelain.

[Josh Arnold]

The kindness sure flows.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I felt bad for her.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't feel bad for a woman because she doesn't look how you think she should look. That's insane.

[Christy Lee]

Surgery was not her friend.

[Chick McGee]

I see in any event. So, Frank, in Alabama, if you want to get circumcised, if your doctor says you need to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't Jimmy Stewart intact, I thought.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can look that all up if you'd like to. Famous men.

[Chick McGee]

How would that act? How would that information get out there?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know. Maybe people who are. But why would they care if. You know, if they.

[Chick McGee]

They. That's. I don't recall ever filling out a medical form where. That's one of the questions.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's not, is it?

[Chick McGee]

They ask. They ask everything else.

[Christy Lee]

Chris Evans. Christian Bale. Colin Farrell.

[Tom Griswold]

Chris Evans. Really Filthy. Captain America.

[Chick McGee]

Colin Farrell.

[Christy Lee]

Idris Elba.

[Chick McGee]

Colin Farrell owes me 20 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Idris.

[Christy Lee]

John Ham. Is John Ham uncircumcised?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know the. Ha.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says here, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Hooded Hamiconda.

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be a couple inches if it's still. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

He could. Yeah, he could probably take that off and donate it to the only Locks for Love.

[Tom Griswold]

The only advantage that you'd have for staying intact is you get a really cool nickname like Snuffleupicus. Yeah, of course. Anteater. Rumple Foreskin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard that Mrs. Doubtfire. She says that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, does she?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Turtleneck. Of course. Let's see. Big Daddy Rollback.

[Josh Arnold]

Big Daddy Rollback.

[Chick McGee]

These are all terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

Aardvark. Of course. My. My wife calls mine Hoodie.

[Christy Lee]

Hoodie.

[Chick McGee]

Prairie Dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Prairie Dog would be a good one, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Big Daddy Rollback. Makes me kind of wish I weren't circumcised.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My wife calls mine the Magnificent Earthworm.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a. I wonder. What is the protocol. Do you say to someone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Before they meet it.

[Pat Godwin]

If you will think you have to say anything.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't think so either.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you say anything.

[Chick McGee]

You surprise them.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's entirely. It's entirely possible to conclude that transaction without either one of you actually getting a close up of your genitals. Am I correct in that?

[Josh Arnold]

If you just go straight to coitus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You guys are also fast.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently Prince wasn't circumcised. Or Keanu Reeves.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Are these.

[Tom Griswold]

Who.

[Chick McGee]

How word of these.

[Christy Lee]

Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard that.

[Christy Lee]

Macaulay Culkin. Joaquin Phoenix.

[Chick McGee]

I'm snowing Charlie Sheen.

[Christy Lee]

Did Charlie discuss that on his documentary? I haven't seen it, so probably one.

[Pat Godwin]

Of the only things he didn't Say.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Macaulay Culkin when he slaps his face, and Home alone is a totally intact penis. I'm not gonna watch that movie.

[Pat Godwin]

The same sport model I like having.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you for the letter. Let's move on, shall we? This comes to us from the beautiful state of West Virginia. God, I bet it's pretty right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, leaves are starting to change.

[Chick McGee]

I had a grizz word moment last weekend. I was talking to my buddy writes Stephen. I couldn't think of the term upper lip.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

So I just blurted out my face taint because it's the skin between all the fulcrum.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the philtrum. And the two lines coming down, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's the skin between the mouth hole and the nose holes. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I like if you go to a doctor and they say, mouth, open up your mouth hole.

[Chick McGee]

I need to.

[Tom Griswold]

And I need to take a look at your nose holes. You're. You're in the company of a wonderful man.

[Josh Arnold]

Your nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let's get a look at that nose.

[Pat Godwin]

Where's your diploma?

[Tom Griswold]

On the wall.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Jeff from Yuba City. He writes hello to all. I have a grizz word for you. My daughter Taya, nine years old. My mother was visiting, and there was a melted ice cube on the kitchen floor. Little Taya couldn't remember what it was called, so she said to her grandma, don't step in that pile of wetness. That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

That really sounds erudite. Hoity toity.

[Josh Arnold]

Almost Pile of wetness.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, to me, it sounds like a band at Bonnaroo.

[Christy Lee]

Pile of wetness.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we opened for Pile of Wetness.

[Tom Griswold]

They rocked, man. They rocked the house.

[Chick McGee]

This comes to us from a forensic engineer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

In Florida, my wife wanted to know why my iPhone timer was on two minutes. I told her that's how long it takes for her to complain about something I'm doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

That was more like 20 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, man. He admitted that to her.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I send him a personal message?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's no way to live, boy. Come on. Okay, get out of there.

[Chick McGee]

All right, coming up in sports, what have you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

NFL Big time weekend. Monday Night Football. Of course. Tonight, Ravens and the Lions. Chicago's very happy with Caleb Williams and not only well with his play on the field, and also hot dog lovers. I'll explain. And yesterday in the wnba, the Fever and Minnesota take game ones of the semifinals. Fever beat the aces in Vegas 89, 73. And Minnesota beat Phoenix 82, 69 game twos tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

All right. And coming up, we do have why you might want to paint your cows to look like zebras from the world of science right now. Something new you've been hearing about fad diets. We hear about them all the time. You know, you do this, you do a juice cleanse, a cabbage soup thing, whatever raw food. You probably tried one of these at some point if you're trying to lose a little bit of weight.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you say cabbage soup?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. That's a big one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's a lot of.

[Christy Lee]

That was a Weight Watchers thing really early.

[Pat Godwin]

Certainly was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance News. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom, tactical question.

[Tom Griswold]

Go.

[Chick McGee]

Is it too early to buy a pumpkin? Are they gonna make it through the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Huh? Wouldn't they just because I know if you.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncarved.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, uncarved. They'll be all right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. Because the pumpkins are out.

[Christy Lee]

They sure are.

[Tom Griswold]

You carve them up, they'll mutate.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's kind of cool. They get that mold and it looks really scary.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's not cool.

[Josh Arnold]

They lost their dentures.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Grandpa pumpkin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This may be the year I get one of those Dremel tools. So you can really carve them up.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

They sell like out of you out of this world. Pumpkin carving kits with special knives.

[Chick McGee]

And I've got the, the cheapo kit. I mean the one that. With the electric dremel and the. Really, it's serious.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have decorations up yet?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

There are kids in our neighborhood that put them up last week and they're so cute. They're so cute.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My handy era is temporarily halted. I'm getting around a lot better today, though. A couple quick things we have. We have some more letters we were talking about. How long will your car run if you leave it on and forget that it's on?

[Tom Griswold]

Anecdotal research Tom has done at least four hours, as far as we know, while you're at an NFL game.

[Chick McGee]

Depends how much gas you have in the car. My dad was running late for work. Work at the refinery. Rushed out of the house, drove to work, parked the car. It was a Delta 88. Oh, the kind you could pull the key out with.

[Christy Lee]

Turn without turning the car off.

[Chick McGee]

Turning the car off. I had one. I had a car that. I had a Buick. A Buick Lesaber. That would do that.

[Tom Griswold]

That means the saber.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. It was. It was an anomaly, I guess. But, I mean, it would. You could just pull the key right out and the car would still run.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

That. That particular day, my dad ended up working a double shift. He came out, jumped in the car, pumped the gas, and found he'd left the car running for 16 hours.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

He got home, but barely. The spark plugs had fouled out. Okay, well, there we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Another foul, though.

[Chick McGee]

Another. Another positive letter about a Delta 88.

[Christy Lee]

I had a Delmont 88. That was my very first car.

[Tom Griswold]

Delmont?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. The Oldsmobile Delmont.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of that either. That's like NBC, CBS and dumont.

[Christy Lee]

It looks. Yeah, kind of like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a del Monte 88. It ran on pineapple.

[Christy Lee]

Mine was white with a blue top. Not blue with a white top like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that car.

[Pat Godwin]

I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

It was cool.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, that bench seat.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a. Folks, that looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

A good fellow's car.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it certainly does.

[Chick McGee]

Another topic we got.

[Josh Arnold]

It's in my mother's name.

[Chick McGee]

Very deep on. Which was Dutch doors.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have. I have something for Josh about that.

[Chick McGee]

The Dutch door, for those who are not familiar with it, the door is split in half, but halfway up, so the split is horizontal. So you can open up the top.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I always thought it'd be a great scene in a movie if someone just opened up the bottom and someone very small of stature walked in. But this guy goes, this is from Amy. Excuse me, Amy says Amy, because I mentioned Dutch pants. You know, the ones that.

[Christy Lee]

Dutch pants.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the ones that have the zippers.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't here for that.

[Chick McGee]

They have this.

[Tom Griswold]

You can unzip your legs halfway down.

[Chick McGee]

The Leg and they become shorts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, real dumb.

[Chick McGee]

She goes, tom, Tom, could you please remove the top of your pants and just wear the lower pants. Leg.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go. Now, isn't that. Isn't that what flashers do? I mean, they have the. The. They have the coat and then they. The. The raincoat and the fake. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they call the bottom part of pants? Like the legs, and it looks like they're wearing. But when they open up there, there's nothing above the knee.

[Pat Godwin]

That would work.

[Chick McGee]

Now, unfortunately, this. This blog has been taken down. I stumbled on it over the weekend. I should have copied and pasted it. It was the story of the importance of Mr. Ed and Dutch doors.

[Tom Griswold]

The importance taken down, and we cannot say.

[Chick McGee]

It was on the Craftsman blog, which.

[Pat Godwin]

Was taken down over the week.

[Tom Griswold]

The Craftsman blog.

[Chick McGee]

It's not there anymore. I. I was I. My heart you dreamt breaking.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I beg to differ. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You claim that Wilbur post, Mr. Ed's owner, talking hood from the 60 TV show the Dutch Door, he is the only person who hears Mr. Ed talking.

[Josh Arnold]

I asked if that was the case.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, the horse has chosen to speak only to Wilbur. If he would speak in front of other people, they could hear him as well.

[Chick McGee]

Ed also made phone calls.

[Tom Griswold]

He did call and complain a lot, didn't he? Didn't he call the newspaper one episode and stuff like that?

[Josh Arnold]

So he would make phone calls and the people could hear him?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's defending the fact that you say that it could be the story.

[Josh Arnold]

Of a man losing his mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, it still could.

[Tom Griswold]

It certainly could. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Even if he's making phone calls, that could all still be in Wilbur's imagination, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the whole thing could be. He could wake up in a shower and look at Victoria. Principle. If anybody gets that. Good job.

[Chick McGee]

What a great premise, though. Who said who's couple guys sitting around Hollywood. Wait a minute. Not a talking dog, but a talking horse.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know when it happened.

[Chick McGee]

They had. They obviously had pot early in la, obviously.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was the Mitchum pot.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you what we do. We get a horse that talks. Kids will eat that crap up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now let's see. Oh, one more thing I forget. When we were talking about this, this comes to us from Trucker Brad. You were talking about clapping whenever a server dropped a dish. This is classic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're jerks.

[Chick McGee]

Cafeteria behavior. Someone drops a dish, applause ring out I worked at a pizza restaurant for many years. We had a guy named Steve, notorious for dropping things.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn it, Steve.

[Chick McGee]

After a while, anytime something hit the floor, we'd all yell, steve. Ste. I have continued the tradition to this day.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

Anytime, anywhere, any restaurant, something drops, I go, steve. My kids do it, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I love everything about.

[Chick McGee]

Did anybody see that thing on tv? The. The annual waiter race in France.

[Josh Arnold]

We have definitely discussed it.

[Pat Godwin]

A foot race.

[Josh Arnold]

We've discussed it before.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. We had the one.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the one where they loaded up with a tray.

[Christy Lee]

Pancakes. Right.

[Chick McGee]

There's a whole bunch of different versions of this. There's the one. It's octo fest with holding the steins and beer. The one in France with the tray. It was interesting because the guy that won, it took him a while to let him know because they couldn't catch his eye. Waiter, waiter.

[Josh Arnold]

You won.

[Chick McGee]

Even the pros.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a joke for people who dine out a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's time now to check in. Wait a minute. Oh. Oh. It's time now for a preview of the sporting scene.

[Tom Griswold]

NFL, WNBA playoffs. Minnesota and Indiana win.

[Josh Arnold]

You want a running email real quick?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Run, baby, run.

[Josh Arnold]

Nate from Rice Lake, Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that sounds gorgeous.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It's quieter than Rice Krispies Lake, Wisconsin, which is just.

[Tom Griswold]

It gets loud, snap, cracking.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of a full lake.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of snapping, crack. This is Rice Lake.

[Josh Arnold]

You think you can hear it in a bowl?

[Chick McGee]

This is not rice. This is crispy Lake.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

You better hurry, get out of here.

[Josh Arnold]

He says he was. We were talking about running from the cops and who's done it and why. And whoever they were running from the cops, they had a huge house party in the country. Man, that sounds like a blast. Because it was a bye week during their football season, so they went, hey, we're going to party it up in the country. They ran. My friend Tim jumped into a ditch to avoid the cops, but he did not see the barbed wire fence. Tim came out of the ditch covered in blood and laughing. That's a party. When the guy who got caught up in the barbed wire walks up bleeding and laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And isn't there a thing that when you're intoxicated, your blood runs faster or something? Is that it thins.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Old wives tale or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it may finish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe if you take baby aspirin. We're coming right back to the Penny. Coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Oskay. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. High as a kite. There's Josh, Ace Cosby. I am Chick Magee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and we have a request for Something About Tom from our listener email.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show, could you possibly please play the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold? I love that.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good. Artie says okay, well, we'll get to that.

[Tom Griswold]

He sounds like a fun guy. I've got it. Ready to go. Give me this party. Give me the signal. Go, go now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All righty. Here we go. To be honest, I'd never heard of the first bank to treat you like you're Tom Griswold. Nothing like this man came in and said he'd never heard of the first bank that treat you you like your Tom Griswold. I wanted to make a deposit, but I had a million things to do. Didn't want to spend a long time waiting in line behind a douchebag without proper identification. Loser checking account with 20 bucks. We could tell he was a very busy and important customer. So we led him straight to our VIP banking teller.

[Chick McGee]

But he refused.

[Tom Griswold]

I told the morons that I'd rather eat a raw Turd funds CDs or Squirrel Christmas accounts. I told them I just walk up to the drive through atm. Thank you very much. The man was about to go out to use the atm, but we pointed out the armored car in the parking lot. Luckily, the manager spotted a terribly dangerous situation. There was an armed hard. Statistically, you know, nine out of ten bank robberies happen when these security vehicles are around. At the same time, I noticed there was a tanker truck filling the tanks at the gas station across the street. Oh, boy. This was the perfect storm. The man seemed rather Nervous, paranoid and suspicious. So we could tell he was exactly the sort of customer we wanted.

[Chick McGee]

At the first bank that treats you.

[Tom Griswold]

Like your Tom Griswold. I could tell something was going on and they were going to to rape me. In the end, we recommended he try a different bank down the street.

[Chick McGee]

We didn't need the headache.

[Tom Griswold]

I could tell they didn't know what they were doing. And they finally admitted that the bank down the street had better facility. I left immediately and stopped at Starbucks on the way. I don't think the guy ever did open an account. My whole day turned into a storm. I got nothing done. I'm probably going to have Joanie or Dee take care of this place later this week after I do a bit more research. By the way, did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal last week? It's fascinating.

[Pat Godwin]

At the first bank that treats you.

[Chick McGee]

Like you're Tom Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

It's going to be smooth sailing all the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, speaking of sailing, this will only make sense if you're a sailor. Similarly, much of it won't make any sense unless you sail.

[Pat Godwin]

Excuse me. Your part of the commercial is done.

[Chick McGee]

This is the announcer tagline out.

[Pat Godwin]

Then the music ends.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, this background music is abysmal. I'll have Steve lay down some organ tracks.

[Pat Godwin]

We're almost done here.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have the music back to you in three weeks.

[Chick McGee]

That's highly accurate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, sure is.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Word out of place since we're doing requests. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We got Little Timmy Cavanaugh on the road with a guy, kind of a comedy legend, Emo Phillips. And coming up this Friday, a special event in Edwardsville, Illinois, at the Wilde Theater. That's this Friday night. And then Saturday, they're going to be at Mason City, Illinois's famous Mason City Limits Comedy Room. And then they just added a Sunday show. So little Timmy Kavanaugh and Emo Phillips. It's a great show. Emo. Certainly one of the best joke writers we've ever encountered. And it puts on a tremendous show. And as does Tim. Tim will probably grab his guitar. It should be just a terrific, terrific evening. And Tim, this is one of his great originals. It sounds kind of like something else. I can never quite figure out what it is, but it's in honor of the. Of the equinox.

[Tom Griswold]

Sitting on a park.

[Commercial Announcer]

Bench Noticing the day and night's the same length.

[Tom Griswold]

Equinox. Vernal or autumnal? I prefer vernal, but autumnal's not bad. Equinox it sounds like something online, like ebay or E trade. But it's not Equinox. If you are nocturnal.

[Chick McGee]

You'Ve got 12.

[Tom Griswold]

Hours to get all your stuff done. Equinox. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, little Timmy Kavanaugh. The Equinox song. Now, before we get to the sports desk, all right, got this nice letter. Dear Bob and top show, my dog's name is Hank. During the fall, when it gets closer to Halloween, he of course becomes Hankenstein.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, excellent.

[Chick McGee]

And then at Christmas, he becomes. Anyone want to guess?

[Christy Lee]

Anka Claus?

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.

[Chick McGee]

Hank and Hankinsense.

[Christy Lee]

I like Hanka Claus better.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that is. That is a lovely thing. Thank you very much, David. Thank you for taking the time and trouble to writing us. But now we return to Chick McGee at the sports desk. What's happening?

[Tom Griswold]

The NFL Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City Chiefs beat the Giants last night, 229 at East Rutherford, New Jersey. Chiefs get their first win of the season. Mahomes 22 at 37 to 24. Russell Wilson throws two picks. Giants go to. Oh, and three fans chanted this Giants home stadium chanted Jackson dart. That's the backup quarterback. So there you go. And Jordan Davis blocked a field goal for the Eagles Rams. Joshua Cardi, the one man party, the kicker on the final play of the game. And it blocked the kick and. And Davis returned at 61 yards for touchdown to give Philadelphia 33, 26 win over the Rams. And at one point. They can do this now, Tom, you know they can time how fast you're running in miles per hour during a game. And evidently this Mr. Jordan Davis, who's like 656-633 bills, he was hitting 18 miles an hour. Whoa. That's what he was running. It's pretty fast.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's the guy's name?

[Tom Griswold]

Party the kicker for the Rams, Joshua Cardi.

[Chick McGee]

So if Cardi B married him, she'd be Cardi. Cardi B. Party.

[Christy Lee]

Cardi B. Carti.

[Chick McGee]

Cardi B. Cardi.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cardi Bacardi. Okay, good. I got it. I figured it out. It's a rum joke.

[Tom Griswold]

And oh, by the way, the Chicago Bears. I had a bad week on the shoe. 4 and 11. However, Washington wins and Dallas loses magnificently to the Chicago Bears in Chicago yesterday. And Bears fans are very happy with Caleb Williams. Not only did he look halfway decent, I must say, but they're going to be talking about him. And free hot dogs. That's right. A place called the Wieners Circle, a legendary hot dog joint in the In Chicago. Promised free hot dogs for everybody in Chicago if Caleb passed for four touchdowns against the Cowboys on Sunday. And he did indeed do that. Wow. Free hot dogs. He lit him up for almost 300 yards and four touchdowns. 34, 3114 win over Dallas yesterday. Caleb said after the game, congrats, everybody. You got your free hot dogs. Dot, dot, dot.

[Chick McGee]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what else do you want if I stab my heart in front of you people? You like that? You bunch of jackals. I don't understand. I'm just trying to play quarterback. All right, all right.

[Chick McGee]

We know you didn't do well on the shoe. But that reminds me, is there a.

[Josh Arnold]

Limit to the free hot dogs, though?

[Tom Griswold]

It just says free hot dogs. There's somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

Let the governor know.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no details.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe one per person.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure there's all kinds of things. Hoops. That one must come through.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a large man.

[Chick McGee]

Now we have a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Four hot dogs. You think?

[Christy Lee]

How many hot dogs in a bun.

[Tom Griswold]

Sit and eat four hot dogs and bun.

[Chick McGee]

The ones wrapped in foil at a game? Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're little kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not no fair dunking them in water. Sorry, Joey, but. No, I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he can. Joe, what was. What's Joey's current record?

[Tom Griswold]

72 in 10 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that hurts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We have our little competition up and running. You. You'd like to win yourself a 500 gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. Just pick all the winners for week four, which begins Thursday. There's still one more game tonight, of course, for week three, but get those. You can get those picks in right now. Go to bobandtom.com contest to win yourself a $500 gift certificate from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Right now it's quiz time. Once again. You've been hearing about annuities here on the show. I didn't know much about them. That's why I consulted the experts at the Silac Insurance Company. Annuities are all about having some cash flowing in on a regular basis when you retire. So we are going to present what I call the McGee 3. Your letters asking Chick McGee to help him out when it comes to finding out about annuities. Question one. Dear Chick McGee, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. What is the Silac mailing address, please?

[Tom Griswold]

The silac website is silacins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Chick McGee]

What about snail mail. What's that address? Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. That's not in the copy anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Question two. Yes, this is amazing. A 20% bonus.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

By going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Wait a minute. How does that work? Work and I learn more.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, go to silacins.com, click on the Bob and Tom logo. You'll know the Bob and Tom logo because it says Bob and Tom. And you click on that request. More info.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, one more question. It says, dear Chick Magee, would you be kind enough to read the Psylac disclaimer?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't possibly. I'm far too tired. Christy, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Coming up in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in sports, head coach in the NFL got a bloody nose from the starting quarterback yet? We'll talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We'll find out what that's all about. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Well, we dive into the twisted, the.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah there. Ace Cosby. Hey, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chick McGee]

More NFL information semi reliable medical update.

[Tom Griswold]

Here as Tom allows.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Tom, we got a letter from Frank in Alabama that has been even though he is a man of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Certain age, I can't imagine why he would be medically trying to, he says to get a circumcision.

[Chick McGee]

His urologist is suggesting that he gets circumcision and he's concerned about the pain factor. I, I know a guy that I know had this Done. And he said it was a little bit painful, but, hey, you know, you got to put up with.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why did the guy you knew have to have it done as an adult?

[Chick McGee]

He never went into any details.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it fashion?

[Josh Arnold]

His chronic UTIs.

[Tom Griswold]

His pants fit better. Oh, I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

So maybe his fan. Maybe his pants did fit better, etc.

[Tom Griswold]

Doc, I don't like this bone.

[Chick McGee]

So I was wondering if there was an effect with respect to catching STDs or STIs.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And there is actually 50 to 60% less likely to acquire HIV through heterosexual intercourse, according to some statistics here. And syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. Circumcision does not provide clear protection, but there you go. So I'm not sure what this has to do with our friend Frank, but I do know that you mentioned who mentioned this. I think Mr. Godwin mentioned Elvis was famously uncircumcised.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Which was the inspiration for the song Burn in Love.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'd like. I'd like to see some documentation on this.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it's in all the books.

[Christy Lee]

Elvis's penis.

[Tom Griswold]

I am Elvis. I'm Joe's body. And I'm Elvis, his penis.

[Chick McGee]

Now, back in the world of sports.

[Tom Griswold]

What's happening? Washington Commanders coach Dan Quinn suffered a bloodied face yesterday after he was knocked to the ground during the game. Washington quarterback Marcus Mariota, running toward the sideline during a Week 3 matchup with the Raiders when he was pushed from behind and unable to stop, quickly collided with the head coach. He could not move out of the way. It happened so fast. A shoulder pad hit Quinn swirly and the squarely in the bridge of the nose. Knocked backward onto the ground. The back of his head hit the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why pads are so, so dangerous. They really need to get rid of those. I mean, if that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They need to look into this.

[Chick McGee]

And cleats. Let's just go barefoot.

[Tom Griswold]

There is kind of a. There's a sweet. Of course there is. Washington's involved. Mariota goes over there and takes a towel and tries to dab at his nose. I'm sorry, Coach.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

There. There's his face. What do you think of that?

[Josh Arnold]

He looks unfazed, doesn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Battle.

[Chick McGee]

Battle. Scope.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he likes it. And, oh, by the way, Tom, I don't know how you're going to take this news, but Dan Quinn always wears his hat backwards. Always.

[Chick McGee]

That leaves an interesting golfer's tan line.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

However, he doesn't wear a visor backwards, which I've also seen.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a double douchebag.

[Tom Griswold]

And not upside down visor.

[Josh Arnold]

But boy, that's triple. That's three strikes you're out.

[Tom Griswold]

And also yesterday, CBS Sports. The NFL Today is 50 years old, so they celebrated that on the CBS pregame shows. Or so I hear because I never watch any of the pregame shows because they make me sick.

[Christy Lee]

I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see any of that?

[Christy Lee]

Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Brent Musburger shared a story about covering the Chicago Bears back in The Days at CBS Chicago. Musburger, 86 now, was an original host of the NFL Today with Phyllis George and Jimmy the Greek and remember. And a couple of the play by play guys dressed up in 70s garb from 1975. Iron Eagle had a fake mustache in the booth. And J.J. watt had 70s. There they are. Had 70s glasses on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

And James. James Brown had a 70s era style air style, like afro hairstyle.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It was quite glorious. It was beautiful, actually. I thought it was beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

They used the old set. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Silly.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that for you?

[Chick McGee]

I hope he volunteered to do that.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't look happy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure he did.

[Chick McGee]

That is he.

[Tom Griswold]

It was all done in good fun. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I'm just thing.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Well, you can take anything. Well, unlike Mary Tyler Moore and make the day seem okay because it's you and you should know it with each glance and every little. NBA. WNBA. I'm sorry. Kelsey Mitchell scored a playoff career high 34. And the fever beat the Las Vegas Aces 89 73. And yesterday in game one of the best of five semifinal series in Vegas and Minnesota beat Phoenix 8269 in their game one games came two and one on the road.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's huge. Gigantic.

[Christy Lee]

Way to go. Fever.

[Tom Griswold]

I have fever. Fever.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone else?

[Christy Lee]

I do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Fever.

[Chick McGee]

Fever.

[Christy Lee]

Love the fever.

[Tom Griswold]

Arthur.

[Josh Arnold]

Kid once gave me fever.

[Christy Lee]

Did she?

[Tom Griswold]

I got the fever.

[Chick McGee]

You've got beaver feel receiver.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Always didn't earth the kids.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of 70s throwbacks, Eartha kit was on.

[Tom Griswold]

Batman as Catwoman. Yes. One of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

She used to make this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hot.

[Tom Griswold]

And she tried to. She'd try to. She'd try to grab Batman and try to seduce him.

[Josh Arnold]

And imprinted a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I happen to be in a part of our city. Loud Saturday. There was a bat signal. Have you seen this?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I was out and about Saturday night and saw the bat Signal above a big building.

[Chick McGee]

What, was it on the clouds or on the. On a building?

[Christy Lee]

It was in the cloud. I mean, it was coming off the building.

[Tom Griswold]

Because, you know.

[Chick McGee]

The reason Batman. Batman, man isn't in San Diego? What do you shoot it at?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the reason why. Why Spider man isn't out on a farm somewhere. There's no tall buildings stick webs to.

[Chick McGee]

Jump off the silo. Those things are like 80 stories.

[Tom Griswold]

You farmers are on your own. Okay, yes, it was cloudy.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have the technology to project a logo onto the moon?

[Tom Griswold]

The moon? I say we do.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, how.

[Tom Griswold]

How far away are you?

[Chick McGee]

Look up there, and there's an Apple logo.

[Tom Griswold]

I say we do. That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. IPhone 17.

[Pat Godwin]

Are we away from that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and by the way, what a private note. Will you stop texting me stuff about your new phone that's coming? I'm trying not to get the new one.

[Chick McGee]

Stop coming.

[Pat Godwin]

I got the first phone call.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a. Will you stop it? I called. Hey, Pat got the first phone call.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were gonna say nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

He said nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it turned out that my other phone was defective, so I had to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a new one. Is that right? Did it have skin cancer? It had to cover it with a cowboy hat. What happened there?

[Jeff Oskay]

You just lied to our faces.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you just. Why don't you just say, I wanted the new iPhone? Why won't. Why won't you say I'm a baby? You don't have to lie to us.

[Chick McGee]

No, actually, no.

[Tom Griswold]

In all.

[Chick McGee]

In all truth, my buddy Douglas was setting me. Setting me up with this thing. It's got a better camera. I've got little girls. I got to get good pictures.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I'm surprised you haven't hired a professional photographer to follow your family.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not a bad idea.

[Chick McGee]

I got some good pictures at the soccer game.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy could be your photographer. A dresser and a driver of my two littlest girls.

[Chick McGee]

One constantly refuses to have a photograph take. Yeah, I guess she's sick of it.

[Tom Griswold]

But no.

[Chick McGee]

And any while. While he was transferring, he goes, the old. The one that I had from before was defective.

[Tom Griswold]

You had to have someone transfer your information to the new.

[Christy Lee]

You couldn't do it yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Why should I?

[Pat Godwin]

It's always better.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever had a salesperson tell you that the one you currently have is defective?

[Chick McGee]

No. No, I'd already bought it.

[Tom Griswold]

This thing here, this even phone you had was defective. You know, my mother bought the same phone. It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

She's Moving real slow.

[Tom Griswold]

And she only uses it on Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

This thing's great.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fun.

[Christy Lee]

You can do that at home by yourself. You know, it's really.

[Chick McGee]

You know something, I'm busy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's less swerve.

[Pat Godwin]

It's very user friendly.

[Christy Lee]

Drive to the Apple store. You order it, they drink it to your house. Right, Chick?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. You put your new phone next to your old phone. You take a. You take a picture with your old phone of the new phone.

[Chick McGee]

I'm already out.

[Tom Griswold]

And you.

[Chick McGee]

This is too complicated.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a fun.

[Chick McGee]

My old phone was defective. That's why Douglas fixed it for me. Next.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he say anything about maybe you needed an oil change or an oil.

[Josh Arnold]

Filter on your car too?

[Chick McGee]

It's funny because if you. He tried to get me, sell me an air filter for my phone.

[Tom Griswold]

After he was done, I forgot this. Ladies and gentlemen, Judge Strunk.

[Commercial Announcer]

I'll give you a daisy a d.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you a daisy a day.

[Chick McGee]

This was a hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, monster hit. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

What year?

[Tom Griswold]

70 something.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody was listening to the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.

[Tom Griswold]

He might have come. Sounds just like Nitty Gritty Dirt Band or something.

[Chick McGee]

They would walk down the street in the evening. Hang on a second. Can you. Does someone die during the song?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Dead or in hell? Yeah. And. But it's only daisy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so he's bringing a daisy to the grave.

[Pat Godwin]

A daisy a day.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. Oh, God. What a.

[Pat Godwin]

He's grieving. He's going through the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, yesterday we missed that September, which was yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

How could you not remember it?

[Chick McGee]

Everybody sing this next part and. What. What's he saying here?

[Tom Griswold]

It's nonsense or something.

[Chick McGee]

What's he saying?

[Christy Lee]

Party on.

[Chick McGee]

It's party on. I thought he was just saying bye.

[Tom Griswold]

It's body. Yeah. It's some sort of.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's party on.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you, Jeff.

[Pat Godwin]

I think he's just going back.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's a wonderful thing about art. It's what it is to you. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's wrong. It says right here it's body. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, if you like.

[Josh Arnold]

Saying party on, I say party.

[Chick McGee]

Party on.

[Christy Lee]

I am going to say party.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. You know, the Cowboys lost yesterday. A high, high profile loss. Jerry Jones isn't pleased. And I think if we turn up where he's still having the news conference.

[Chick McGee]

He's having a press conference.

[Tom Griswold]

He was right. He saved up a few things, but.

[Commercial Announcer]

He did have them really, really ready to play.

[Chick McGee]

If this Theme will continue because of the.

[Tom Griswold]

In my mind, the skill level and the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, you can hear breakfast being served.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll continue to improve.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's still talking. When did this start?

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday, about, I don't know, 4:30.

[Chick McGee]

Is this how many questions? This is like the second or third question.

[Tom Griswold]

He's more than happy.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, he hasn't even been asked a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Isn't that odd? Look what time it is. It's this. Now hang on.

[Chick McGee]

Am I supposed to tell you what time it is?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a Georgia man. An American Georgia man. Yeah. Not the Ruskies. Has broken a Guinness world record with his sock collection.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

No. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it?

[Chick McGee]

You should see a picture of this thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the only way.

[Christy Lee]

Does he have crew socks? Ankle socks? What kind of socks?

[Chick McGee]

Every kind of sucks. There he is. They got a picture of him in a gymnasium and the floor is covered in. In. Covered in socks.

[Christy Lee]

Do they have to be a pair or do they. Can it just be one sock?

[Tom Griswold]

Does it have to be a pair?

[Chick McGee]

I think he's got a special pile of. From the dryer of the solo socks.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Now when you get. When you find a solo sock in your dryer. And by the way, hats off to Jerry Seinfeld for discussing this. Do you save it in case the other one ever turns up again?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Sponsor/Announcer]

Because the other one always tends to shows up.

[Josh Arnold]

9 out of 10 times it shows up.

[Christy Lee]

When I had kids, we just had a basket and they went in the basket and they would wear them. They mismatched socks all the time. They never.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, kids don't care anymore, right?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they don't care about.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a really funny standing up comedian who wears different, different color socks on each. It's really funny. He's funny.

[Christy Lee]

That's how you know it was great for me. I have to fold side.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't look like a ton of socks to me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it doesn't. Rex J. Pumphrey. That's P U M P H R E Y Humphrey, but with a P. The second officially has the world's largest sock collection with 1165 unique pairs. I think I have more than that. Mr. Pumphrey stores them in a custom built dresser and says each pair tells a story. And we're gonna hear those stories right now, all week.

[Christy Lee]

Do you fold your socks? Roll your socks?

[Pat Godwin]

How do you do the socks? Roll them.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta roll.

[Christy Lee]

I roll them. Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Ball of up.

[Jeff Oskay]

I match socks for an entire movie Last week, I made it through two. I matched socks for two straight hours. That's how many pairs of socks we have in our.

[Chick McGee]

Have you made the.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you made the jump in the sock world? There's a left sock and a right sock. What? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got to go left sock, right sock. It's a whole different ball game. Your feet are so different. If you're wearing the same sock on. On both. If you're not wearing a left sock on your left foot. No right sock on the right. Yeah. You're gonna. It's gonna lead.

[Pat Godwin]

The company provides this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna leave the product.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you get those, Man, I am. I put them both together, fold once in the dresser.

[Christy Lee]

That's how I ended.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, is this how you lose them?

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a second. I'm not even a folder anymore. What with my dress.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't they crusty enough? You can just stick them together and put them in.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

My T shirt's a T shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I forgot it clear. I forgot you're a T shirt guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not a sock jacker.

[Josh Arnold]

A hefty load.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even fold them anymore. My dress socks all fold because they're a little longer, but I have ankle socks. I just put them together, and then each pair I alternate. So I just rip. Oh, my life is a breeze.

[Chick McGee]

You just love being single.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in the catbirds.

[Tom Griswold]

The only thing you're missing is taking a picture of each folded sock to do the reconciliation once a month and make sure. Where are we on sock?

[Josh Arnold]

And then when I wash socks and I have some still in the drawer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The newly cleaned socks. I take the. The. Not. I take the remaining socks that are still in the drawer, and I put them on top of the new socks so that the cycle is even.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you hang on a second? Hang on. Mr. Pumphrey says feel a little.

[Chick McGee]

You don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to wash everything evenly, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you ever fade? Get into it. Get in it. Get in a pinch and re. Wear socks that you. That you wore last yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's say I. If. Let's say tomorrow morning I'm going to go fishing. I may wear yesterday's socks. Yes. Because I'm. I'm not going to dog walk.

[Chick McGee]

When you. When you pick them up, can you tell which one you had in your right foot or your left foot? By the way, they're kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

If you have a little R on your right sock and little L on your left sock, you'll Never question what.

[Chick McGee]

Brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Till they come. Come to me and say we're. Would like to answer.

[Chick McGee]

Your ski socks are that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Tom. Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

You have sailing socks.

[Tom Griswold]

The last.

[Chick McGee]

As in the words of Lil George, put on. Put on your sail and shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Four little feet. And Mr. Pumphrey has many options to choose from. Oh, there are examples.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Cereal brands, TV shows, sports teams, and festive holiday prints.

[Chick McGee]

I love this stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Instruments, currencies, his favorite foods, and even some of the tried and true classic designs like tartan or polka dots.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Jeff Oskay's here with us. Very fine. Very fine comedian Jeffrey. Do you know which president was a sock guy famously wore.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, don't be fooled by Bill Clinton because he had a cat named Socks. That's not.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He did. That's what the cat's name.

[Pat Godwin]

And he played sex.

[Josh Arnold]

So don't get. Yeah, don't get confused there.

[Chick McGee]

Ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fdr.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't need him.

[Tom Griswold]

Woodrow Wilson. Is it Woody?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's more. Way more recent.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Obama.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. The elder George Bush.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sock guy. He's not wearing any socks now, is he?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know. What is that? How. Why did you ruin it by going there? My God.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm sure he was buried. And in socks.

[Pat Godwin]

No, people are often buried barefoot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's good luck.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to be buried shod. Don't you guys?

[Christy Lee]

Shoes picked out.

[Tom Griswold]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

How soon?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's dress shoes. Sneakers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mean, like. You mean, like later? Not right now. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's good luck to a shoeless bare feet. And a. A coin on each. In between each toe.

[Chick McGee]

That's probably as weird as that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

That's undoubtedly the tradition.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you want the ferryman to have some.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you don't want weird. Some weird culture.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to be going.

[Chick McGee]

You have 10 cents.

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta get into the river sticks and not have any cash.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, now, I see the. I see the coins in your eyes, but where are your toe coins?

[Pat Godwin]

We can't let you in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All right. You don't. Venmo, let's get the. Let's get the guys here are prepared toe coins. This way. Another world record coming up, I think. Is that what it says? No.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Read the last paragraph.

[Tom Griswold]

Live animal of the sock guy.

[Chick McGee]

This is great. Listen to what he says. I love this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? This is a quote from Rex J. Pumpkin.

[Chick McGee]

This guy's a cool guy. And by the way, you Know why he started this?

[Tom Griswold]

Because he likes shoes.

[Chick McGee]

He's a shoe guy like you are. And you're the only one in here, maybe except for me, that knew about left and right socks.

[Tom Griswold]

When I open those drawers each morning, Rex says, I'm not just choosing socks. I'm choosing a tiny adventure.

[Chick McGee]

What a great way to look at life. That's how I feel about my underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

He's delirious. A burst of creativity, a moment of joy. And honestly, what's better than starting every day with something that makes you smile?

[Chick McGee]

It's a great story.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Hopeless, pathetic jerk.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. How do you decide what shoes you're gonna wear every day?

[Tom Griswold]

It's tough.

[Chick McGee]

Brings you joy, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I match your shirt. No, I had to switch today because the ones I had on were squeaking too much.

[Pat Godwin]

Now you do it the night before, right? You're a night before guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want you knowing anything about.

[Chick McGee]

I know a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

I know way too much about you already. Yeah, way too much.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you. You're mistaken. A lot of areas, really.

[Chick McGee]

You. So you put the shoes on this morning? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I walked around and goes. And it reminded me of you two walking through here. Especially you with your squeaky shoes. Remember that makes him do that? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

So frustrating.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, these, of course, are brand.

[Chick McGee]

I think they recognize superior intelligence.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then that doesn't explain mind squeaking because I'm a dumb. A lonely dumbass. Right, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

A dumbass. That's alone. There's a distinction. You're not lonely. You've got your TV and DoorDash.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. And my doggies.

[Chick McGee]

And your doggies. And your cool little car.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

All right. You're doing great. We have.

[Tom Griswold]

You hear that? Tom said I'm doing great.

[Pat Godwin]

That means you're doing great then.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Tom. All righty now.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have any wacky socks at all?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't go in for wacky socks. No, I've actually just recently I have very. Other than I pretty much always wear no shows now. And I don't know how that happened, but that's what's happening happen.

[Chick McGee]

No shows.

[Tom Griswold]

They're low cut socks in the winter. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Your ankles get cold.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, they don't. I managed to get through life with chilly ankles. Oh, I got one more thing.

[Chick McGee]

I got to buy some new shoelaces. What's the name of that place?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll talk about it off the air.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, There are listeners that want to know. Fine. You're on your own.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a special laces place.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget the name of the place.

[Christy Lee]

That I get them, but that's called Amazon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, they have tons of links.

[Chick McGee]

We're coming right back. Coming up, we have why you should paint your cows. We have a new live. It's not a buffalo, but it's really a bison. But don't tell the folks in Colorado. And flowers, flowers in the news today in a kind of a happy way.

[Tom Griswold]

Give them their flowers.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Commercial Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Morning.

[Commercial Announcer]

Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick Miggy.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Osu, sir. Yeah. See that, what was your nickname for him? Hippie, Pot smoker. What was it?

[Pat Godwin]

Papa Hippie.

[Tom Griswold]

Papa Hippie.

[Josh Arnold]

Hippie.

[Christy Lee]

I like Papa Hippie.

[Chick McGee]

That's. Jeff is a. Jeff is a great dad, is a great family. And he looks like he's an old hippie. Papa Hippie.

[Tom Griswold]

He has a beard. That's all there is.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a hippie beard.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

After the introductions, I'll tell you what else Jeff is good at.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby, I'm Chick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom, I believe Josh has something he'd like to share.

[Chick McGee]

I'd love to hear that. Josh, what have you got?

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay is very skilled at. When you fish with Jeff, if you catch a fish, he cusses at you. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I get really mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He seemingly does not care for someone else catching a fish in front of him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I'm across the lake, I'm yelling to let him know how much I hate him.

[Josh Arnold]

He really got me yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now when you catch a fish, first you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes I had an idea. I haven't this idea. Like most of mine is only half assed. But around here, when you drive around, you see all these retention ponds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you. I don't know how it works. I guess if you build a building, you have to have a pond. It's some drainage thing. I'm sure it's very scientific, but a lot of them have fish in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I thought it might be fun to do some kind of a contest. We'll have to figure out how to do it in which the people who were managed those buildings that have ponds we could select, like, 10 of them, and you guys would have a contest to go to really obscure places because there are ponds and places you never would think there would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was. I was. I was at a medical office last week, and I walked in and I looked out the back window because you never see it from the. And there's this huge pond back there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They won't. That one, they don't. That one, they don't like you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

When I'm looking for ponds on Google Maps, I will actually do a street view to walk around the pond to make sure there's no no fishing signs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

People don't like you fishing.

[Chick McGee]

Why do they care?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if the. If the fish are there for mosquito control, they don't want you taking them out and.

[Jeff Oskay]

And stuff, there may be a liability if you're Josh and slide down the hill into the water.

[Chick McGee]

You mean like, he.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You could sue.

[Chick McGee]

So. So do they. Do they stock those ponds with fish?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, some. They legally have to. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know that. Why is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Mosquito control. So if you're going to have a. A body. A small body of water on your property, you can't just let it be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mosquito would take over.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Aha. What happened to that thing where they were. They were creating the mosquitoes that were impotent?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I mean, we never really heard an.

[Tom Griswold]

Update on that, but cut down malaria or something or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they. They developed some kind of mosquito. They'd go around banging other little mosquitoes, but nobody'd get knocked up because they were.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Then there'll be no mosquitoes, and then that messes up the ecosystem.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look, let's mess up the ecosystem. As long as I get more steak. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Back to you, Deborah. I had a friend that just got dengue fever or whatever it is. Right? A mosquito?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that's Bengay fever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

His muscles are sore.

[Chick McGee]

In the United States?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, it's out there, buddy. Be careful.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a mosquito thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Geez. I know. We got those. Those weird ticks all over the place. I'm getting afraid to go outside now.

[Jeff Oskay]

We got weird ticks.

[Christy Lee]

We have weird ticks. What kind of ticks?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're the size of mice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Gonna get a tick. Unless you're out in the backyard rolling around.

[Chick McGee]

Those deer ticks are out there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a big problem, you know?

[Christy Lee]

When are you out in the woods?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't Daryl hall have a lyme disease from a tick and I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Rough time, girl. Well, let's get back to the sports desk so we can wrap up the sporting news. What happened? Anything else?

[Tom Griswold]

The University of Colorado debuted a new live buffalo mascot during their game against.

[Chick McGee]

Wyoming is how come nobody is upset about the fact that these aren't really buffaloes, they're bisons. They're bison.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because nobody.

[Christy Lee]

Because nobody cares.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it's.

[Chick McGee]

If you were the Fighting Wildcats and you brought out a bear, wouldn't people say something?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. That's not even the same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Negligible here.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, a bison and a buffalo. Distinctly different animals.

[Tom Griswold]

Very much so. I don't know about.

[Chick McGee]

They can't interbreed, which should be the criteria.

[Tom Griswold]

You tell me a buffalo gets horny and they see a bison, they can't go at it.

[Chick McGee]

They might be able to go at it, but there ain't gonna be a little mini.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, you're changing your.

[Chick McGee]

There's not gonna be like a mule bison, donkey bison, whatever the hell he'd be. I'm just saying, you think University of Colorado, some fairly sophisticated place. They. They'd know the distinction.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's make a new rule where you're not allowed to just say anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I get the feeling hearing him talk, it's like a five or seven years in the future. We're both at the home and we're having the same conversation.

[Chick McGee]

Only bison are different than buffalo.

[Jeff Oskay]

O.

[Tom Griswold]

For example, I'm not arguing.

[Chick McGee]

Shoes are different than pancakes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. That's too different.

[Chick McGee]

Wacky.

[Josh Arnold]

Wacky, Wacky.

[Chick McGee]

Different. I'm so sorry. Could we get back to the buffs?

[Josh Arnold]

You mean the bice?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, the 700 pound female chunkasaurus.

[Chick McGee]

I saw her at the fair, by the way. By the way, baby, those tattoos aren't.

[Tom Griswold]

Very slimming back to that officially named Ralphie seven.

[Chick McGee]

So not only is it a female, they've given it a boy's name. This is like Lassie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the latest in a string of field storming live mascot. It says here in this story buffaloes. And I believe we had the video of the buffalo at. Yeah, at that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

These kids. Oh, it's a cute little. It's kind of a cute little buffalo.

[Chick McGee]

This thing looks incredibly dangerous. Look at the horns. If that thing runs into the stadium, these guys are sprinting.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got four cowboy guys, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

It is great. But how these guys don't get killed.

[Tom Griswold]

The kids in Charge of those. I believe they're on scholarship.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say. They must be some kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they. They're. They're are congratulating each other for not getting killed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's awesome, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I could not wear a cowboy hat all the time.

[Christy Lee]

I just couldn't keep them on their heads running like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Glue.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

But no, that. That is really cool. Now I know that at iu, they've reinstated.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that Indiana University?

[Chick McGee]

The Bison. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's a couple of them. We'll go with that one.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the.

[Chick McGee]

It's a guy. It's a guy in a mascot.

[Tom Griswold]

And he wears sunglasses sometimes and he seems cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. I heard something.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

This is kind of inside. I know people.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

I heard that Ralphie 7.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

May go through the portal. The transfer portal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And show up in Bloomington, Indiana. I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So don't be surprised if there's. Well, you.

[Tom Griswold]

You are upset with Bloomington and the Indiana Hoosiers. You wanted a live buffalo down there, and this is just a guy. It's a mascot.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's a Muppet.

[Chick McGee]

I have a daughter that goes there. I'm very proud of her, and I would like her to have a genuine animal on the field.

[Christy Lee]

They had a hell of a game on Saturday, Friday or whatever night it was.

[Chick McGee]

Man rain for the first time in four years. But wouldn't that be hilarious if. If the. If the creature went through the transfer portal? Because, I mean, let's face it, college is going to hell. Let's face it, with all of these.

[Tom Griswold]

I can always tell.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna go down and tailgate with her?

[Chick McGee]

I would have this weekend, but I wasn't obviously invited. That's true also.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

They're wanted there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Mama. Mama was there.

[Chick McGee]

She was only able to ditch one.

[Josh Arnold]

Of her parents this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

I would just love to see you down there there enjoying a college weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

Parents weekend. Drinking at the fraternity.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you fellows doing? Head beers. What is that, a keg stand?

[Chick McGee]

You guys playing cards? Why the ping pong balls coming up. Does that complete our sportscast? Coming up, we have the Pharaoh in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop saying it like that. No one gets it.

[Chick McGee]

That's how they say it on American Graffiti.

[Tom Griswold]

Therefore know everyone knows about a cool.

[Chick McGee]

Stan Lee update coming up for those.

[Tom Griswold]

But above everything, he's still dead, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but kind of. We'll find out. We come to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

You're even bullying people you don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That's the best way.

[Tom Griswold]

Imaginary people. There's no one named Lloyd in his neighborhood. Pat Godwin. Chick McGee. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hey. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick, and that's Tom. And I spoke too soon. Extra. Dear Bob and Tom show, I'm. My name's Scott. I'm from Midland, Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Scott.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick Flacco won a game yesterday, albeit extremely ugly. But you Bet Tom on August 18th.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. This is correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Joe Flacco, you don't remember it was August 18th?

[Chick McGee]

No, I remember that. I remember the bet, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, on August 18th, I. Flacco, would not win a game this season, and, boy, I. I saw that score come across. What the hell's going on? So, yes, I owe Tom $10. Sorry, Chick. I thought you were right. That is from Scott. Did I say Scott? Yeah, Scott in Midland, Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Congratulations. Joe Flacco and company.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. He had very little to do with it. No, that's the debate. It's like, did the packers lose the game or did the Browns beat him? See?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can sit around and talk about that all day. It's douchebag.

[Christy Lee]

Depending on who you're a fan of.

[Pat Godwin]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

Let's go over to the side.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we have, like, a douchebag party? Let's sit down, make a list of what would be at a douchebag.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody's got their hat on backwards with sunglasses on them.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Everybody's saying bro this and bro that.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Leck insurance news desk went nowhere. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

There's a new survey out there. It reveals the role flowers play in romantic relationships.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

A recent poll found 20% folks said they never received flowers from their partner. That seems not good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That seems low. Yeah, yeah, that seems way.

[Christy Lee]

You don't buy flowers for your. For your woman.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have, but.

[Chick McGee]

And again, Jeff, that common. Your favorite flower, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Course.

[Chick McGee]

Cannabis sativa.

[Jeff Oskay]

She's happy with that flower. Actually, if you count that flower. I buy her a lot of flowers.

[Christy Lee]

They also found that when they do receive flowers, over 60 said they felt loved.

[Chick McGee]

All right, what about the so 40 just feel nothing when someone's kind enough to bring them flower?

[Christy Lee]

Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you remember one of the long standing, only standing debates we've had on the show? The only reason a man would buy a woman flowers out of the blue, he's been cheating.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no, I do. And that just seems unfair.

[Tom Griswold]

It is unfair. I think it is unfair, but I think it's incredibly accurate. I really do.

[Josh Arnold]

I know women that hate receiving flowers.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

They don't like it?

[Pat Godwin]

Where are they?

[Josh Arnold]

They would prefer some. Something that lasts a little longer.

[Tom Griswold]

And jewelry.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, that's the thing. It didn't really turn into that, but it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's your plan B? When there's no flowers, what do you get? Chocolates, vegetables.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to just know your lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, I got you.

[Chick McGee]

I got you some onions.

[Christy Lee]

Did you just say bitch?

[Chick McGee]

Vegetables.

[Tom Griswold]

This is where you have to start speaking, Tom. Chocolates, maybe some nylons.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I got these nice tomatoes. Sure. Mike, my handyman came to me, but they're yours.

[Christy Lee]

Over 20 said they do not know what their fa. Their partner's favorite flower even looks like.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

What's her favorite flower?

[Chick McGee]

Peonies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, peonies.

[Chick McGee]

What are they called?

[Christy Lee]

Peonies.

[Pat Godwin]

At least he kind of knows the bent penis flower.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're just like it because it has p in the word.

[Christy Lee]

They're called peonies.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever they are. I know, I know.

[Christy Lee]

They're very short season.

[Chick McGee]

I got a. I got a. Got a lady that knows them that, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So you can only buy them certain months of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

So you do you have a flower lady at a flower style, and they know you're calling. Hey, Tom's usual order, Something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, not that. I mean, I just know where she. Where the office is and go in there. And go in there. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have some advice for young men who are taking a woman out on a date. And Christy, you can tell me if you agree or disagree.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

If you ever go to a restaurant or you go somewhere and there is a person selling roses, you know, a rose. Lady. Rose for don't do it. Don't do it. The girl typically doesn't want to be stuck carrying a rose around the entire.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right, because you could.

[Chick McGee]

You could say there was something graceful, like it's your first date. You could say, now Be careful. You don't want to, you know, touch one of those pricks. But later on tonight, something graceful.

[Christy Lee]

You can't have a conversation with this man.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's why you said that earlier. I was addressing you and you are absolutely correct.

[Christy Lee]

It's a beautiful gesture, but.

[Josh Arnold]

It is very sweet. But now it's a.

[Christy Lee]

Now I'm going to the club and I've got a rosemary feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

A small prick. Well, so will you dabble?

[Christy Lee]

Nearly 75% said they'd accept flowers as a way to make up for missteps.

[Chick McGee]

See that?

[Christy Lee]

The top. I don't buy that either include saying something hurtful for getting a special date or something late.

[Chick McGee]

I guess you were banging my sister doggy style, but thanks for the roses, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Not only did she find out, she found out details.

[Tom Griswold]

He told her how. Yeah, but all is forgiven.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

She gave.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy gave examples.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's serious.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, When I worked in an office, our office manager, she was an older lady, and for her birthday, she got eight things of flowers delivered to the office. And at the end of the day, I was like, hey, do you want me to help you carry them down to your car? And she goes, goes, oh, God, no. They stay here. Then the other guys would know about each other when they come to my house.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I was like, oh, my God, you're the hottest ever. Yeah, that was so cool. Like she was 60 and just out there swinging. She had eight different dudes bringing her flowers.

[Christy Lee]

Good for her.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's awesome.

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It never dawned on me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I don't want to bring those home. Why? Oh, because the other guy will find out, Right?

[Chick McGee]

I remember the first radio station where I worked. We had a. Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like.

[Christy Lee]

God, that's Godwin. He has a son.

[Josh Arnold]

He was.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm this under.

[Josh Arnold]

While you're talking. I like.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep it low.

[Chick McGee]

This is so sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you something, mister. You're killing it today.

[Chick McGee]

You are.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell us.

[Chick McGee]

This is just a mean story.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

There was a very lovely woman that worked at the where. She was the receptionist at the first radio station.

[Josh Arnold]

Did anybody else doubt his description?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I doubt it. She's obviously not lovely.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, she was. She was.

[Tom Griswold]

She smelled like old milk, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

She was a sweet lady complexion like Noriega.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, what's par for your face?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. She had nice skin, but there was.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of it.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

It's her Favorite flower was the kind they used to make pizza crust. That's very. She was. I'm sorry I ruined your intro, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

I was having you tell the little story as a setup.

[Chick McGee]

You're fine.

[Christy Lee]

That was a beautiful piano.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, when we come.

[Chick McGee]

When we come back. Okay, go ahead. I want to hear it. I'm gonna cry.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't bring me flowers.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't buy me jewelry. You don't cook for me anymore. You just dash to the door and waste half my pay. I remember when you make love to me so slowly. Now you just ask for blow. Now after doing me, you just get stoned. I need me some me time. I wanna be alone. We just pass gas and stare at your phone. You don't bring me flowers anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Barbara.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, gorgeous.

[Christy Lee]

That was absolutely lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't there a new movie coming out with. About Neil Diamond?

[Pat Godwin]

There's a Broadway show.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a Broadway show? Yeah. That's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Struggles.

[Pat Godwin]

Recent struggles.

[Christy Lee]

And who was playing?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. There's a young Neil diamond and an older Neil.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is he unable to sing right now? Does he have a. Yeah, he's got.

[Pat Godwin]

An issue going on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a shame.

[Tom Griswold]

He's just being difficult.

[Chick McGee]

Puts on a great show.

[Josh Arnold]

He's like Michigan J. Frog. He can sing.

[Christy Lee]

I saw him too.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen him a couple times. He's great. Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

Pick up the money and I'll sing like a boo.

[Chick McGee]

Also coming. We got the Pharos in the news. You ever toilet paper a tree or a house? Jeffrey, you had to have heaven.

[Tom Griswold]

I see you doing that with the. The ladies college down the road. You're going over there and getting your little playing little stinky finger and toilet paper in the house. Is that what happened?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. What Ladies college down the road.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, when you were.

[Chick McGee]

When I was in college, there were no roads. I was on Manhattan island there very busy streets. It's a 12 story, 12 story dorm. You got quite an arm to get. Get the toilet paper to the roof.

[Tom Griswold]

Bodega, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, he dropped all over that comedic conceit, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

There's not going to be any laughing in here today.

[Chick McGee]

You guys think you're having fun?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know it. I know it.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. It's the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your cartoo care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee. Hey, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Apologies for the cooking smells. It's me.

[Christy Lee]

What are you cooking?

[Tom Griswold]

I had not gotten a whiff of anything yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Ribs, corn on the cob, and then there's a big bowl of Oreos and Milk Duds because I have a teeth cleaning after the show and you guys know me, I want them to earn their money.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I was getting excited for those Milk Duds.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was getting excited for the ribs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I can't remember the last time I had a Milk Dud. And I'm okay with that, really. I don't. I don't seek them out.

[Christy Lee]

I love them.

[Chick McGee]

Is it because they resemble cat turds?

[Tom Griswold]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Tiger, don't you think zero bars look like dog?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

After they've been left out in the yard, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys brush before you go in for a cleaning?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Right before you pick up the house before the maid comes. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Crazy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not crazy. Where am I gonna brush my teeth? I'm out.

[Jeff Oskay]

I floss for the first time in the year.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a little bit bleeding. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'd like to get a.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you do this. This particular approach that you have, do follow through with this when you go to the proctologist?

[Josh Arnold]

I do. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not drinking that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

It's. You want him to have to rough it?

[Tom Griswold]

He just can't help himself.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just straight gumbo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, what was the word for the bidet? It was like cleaning peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta get one of those. I gotta get it.

[Chick McGee]

Aftermarket bidet.

[Tom Griswold]

I have bidet.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you meant shag carpet.

[Pat Godwin]

I was like peanut butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. That, too. Shag carpet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the bathroom. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So cool.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's. Let's take a little bit of time travel because we have. We have a time travel story coming up in just a second. If you were to go back into your bedroom when you were in senior in high school, what. What posters were on the wall, if any.

[Tom Griswold]

Rare Earth. Really Rare Earth, Three Dog night, a couple of Elton John's. That's about it. Oh, I had the picture from Sports Illustrated. Wilt Chamberlain and Kareem Abdul Jabbar were playing against each other. And it looked like Will. And he did. It was. Wilt was trying to block the skyhook. And he did, actually. I love that picture. I don't know what happened to him.

[Chick McGee]

What was your. What was the big Rare Earth song?

[Tom Griswold]

Get ready.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

And all that stuff?

[Christy Lee]

I had the men's USA Gymnastics team.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

I sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they do a version of Losing you? Your Love Is Fine?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good song.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a. That's a great woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Woman, your boobs. Is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Woman your boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, big bro.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting away from brother there's they had a song called Big John. I like that. That Big Bad John. Nope, that's Jimmy Dean. Big John is my name or something like that. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Has there been. Has there been Horbeck. Has there been one of those story songs that's been a big hit lately?

[Tom Griswold]

Lately?

[Chick McGee]

Like Big John or Taxi.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not that I know that.

[Pat Godwin]

No one goes four or five minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Anymore where it's mostly spoken and then it's.

[Chick McGee]

There's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, why don't you rappers have a hit?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Jack White has one that's. That's new. That's. He sings most of it, but it is kind of that.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's good.

[Josh Arnold]

It's fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Really good. What's it about?

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a. It's about a preacher, and it's from his point of view.

[Tom Griswold]

John Riley. Johnson. Riley's in the. Plays the preacher in the video.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he does? Okay. Yeah, it's. That's a. That's a cool song.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the best things he's ever done.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's sort of that ilk. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I'll check that out. In the meantime, I'm sorry, we got off track as usual.

[Tom Griswold]

One, two, three. Oh, they count. Great song. I don't. I don't like it when they count off. This is all right. He. He played drums and sang. Hor is good. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is great band. And this was you on your wall. Good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What you think was going to be on there? Bobby. Bobby Sherman and the Partridge Family. Well, there might have been that.

[Christy Lee]

Not as seniors in high school.

[Chick McGee]

Something lame.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Woodstock at the. Isn't that nice? He is.

[Pat Godwin]

He has great taste.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Woodstock at the theater and. And the who and Townsend did the Windmill and I thought, oh, this is music. Okay, I see. Now, before that, it was a Partridge Family.

[Chick McGee]

My friend Mark saw the who in LA at the Hollywood Bowl a couple days ago. He sent me a little clip of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

I wish I'd gone.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Really? I.

[Christy Lee]

Cause you were feeling bad.

[Chick McGee]

I got all these stitches.

[Josh Arnold]

Whose shoulders was he sitting on?

[Chick McGee]

A fair question.

[Pat Godwin]

Was he. The balcony.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty funny because of the video he sent me. Me, I'm mostly looking at other people's hats. Thank you, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Why the Citizen Kane shots?

[Tom Griswold]

Videos I've seen of Roger Daltrey doing the. Being the master of flipping the mic. He looks like a doddering old fool.

[Chick McGee]

He sounds the clip I have. He sounds great.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they can sound.

[Christy Lee]

I was Kind of shuffling on stage. I saw that.

[Chick McGee]

We give them a break. It's the who.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great. I'm glad, I'm glad. Those shows were good. Yeah, man, I love the who.

[Chick McGee]

I and I, I, I saw McCartney a few years ago and it was wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

What posters were on your wall, Tom, when you were a senior in high school?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, Frank Zappa.

[Chick McGee]

No, I didn't. The most famous zap was the Fi Zappa crap. You familiar with that one?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Frank Zappa on a toilet and it said Fi Zappa crappa.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have any Black Light posters?

[Chick McGee]

No, I had the Jefferson Airplane. I had a, A giant blow up of a Life magazine cover from South America that said Los Beatles with the Beatles on it. Yeah, some pretty cool stuff. Okay, Biggie. Jefferson Airplane fan at the time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Josh, what'd you have?

[Josh Arnold]

I had some movie posters because I worked in the, in the cinema business.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So I had Clerks, I had Pulp Fiction, I had Naked Gun.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hip. Did you have any girly posters?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had Sarah Michelle Geller from a cover of the Roll from Rolling Stone.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

She's sort of wearing this kind of a dominatrix looking thing. Boy, that was quite an imprint Floyd. All the women and they're sitting and you see their backs and each one is an album cover. Yeah, you can see their butt cracks.

[Jeff Oskay]

I remember that one. Yeah, that's Spencer's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Spencer Gifts.

[Josh Arnold]

I was a Spencer's guy. Man, I loved going in there.

[Chick McGee]

Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Oscar, what did you have in your high school bedroom?

[Jeff Oskay]

I had a bunch of car. Like I had a Porsche 911 and a Ferrari Countach. Cool or no? Lamborghini Countach. And then on the back of my door I had a topless Madonna poster. Until my mom shut my door one day and saw it and tore it up.

[Chick McGee]

You're not a car guy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's surprising.

[Jeff Oskay]

I am a car guy. I just don't have money to buy nice cars.

[Chick McGee]

My fault.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have three kids. Which means you're a car seat guy. Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen them? Have you seen that video of a guy? I don't know where it is. I assume it's la. There's a really tall guy driving a Lamborghini.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And his head is completely out of the car. Completely out of the car. It looks like a cartoon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And this guy's giving him a rough time. He goes, hey, man, your head.

[Tom Griswold]

You just shouldn't fit in their car.

[Chick McGee]

And then the guy goes, hey, I'm driving a Lambo presses in the gas and just blows the guy away.

[Tom Griswold]

Those. Those should be outlawed Lamborghinis. Absolutely. They're. They're a waste of materials.

[Christy Lee]

I have to have a booster seat and a back pad because you lay far, so far back.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had that Miami Vice.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that?

[Jeff Oskay]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

From in the air tonight. The Ferrari.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he had a Ferrari. Was it a Ferrari Ferrari?

[Tom Griswold]

There was an salary. No, there was an episode. Well, he was undercover, and there was an episode of him talking to Ferrari Test convertible.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was white, and it was, like super long. And I would move it depending on where I punched a hole in the wall that day. In my bedroom, I had a friend who rem.

[Christy Lee]

Who redid one of those and just sold it on. Bring a trailer not too long ago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wait a minute. Back up a second. Why were you punching holes?

[Jeff Oskay]

Because I was a teenager with a lot of angst trouble.

[Josh Arnold]

You man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, actually, my parents didn't find out till I moved out, and they took all the posters down and they had to redrywall the room. Oh, that was a good call from my dad.

[Chick McGee]

You and I are a lot different.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, you're a lot different from everyone.

[Chick McGee]

I paneled my room.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you should have lived in a train.

[Tom Griswold]

Worker. I. I would. Jerry Wood.

[Chick McGee]

I. I would always sleep. My sister moved out when I was 12, so I slept in her room. And then my room was like an office. So I put in. I personally did. I put in walnut paneling.

[Josh Arnold]

Funny, I'm not my mom.

[Pat Godwin]

Walnut or oak? What are your thoughts?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I didn't ask my mother.

[Christy Lee]

You got to use real stuff. You didn't have to use plastic paneling, like, no.

[Chick McGee]

Real. Yeah, yeah, it was very.

[Josh Arnold]

You paneled your bedroom absolutely yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and I didn't. I didn't sleep in the room. They had a desk in there that was the study. Yeah, I did have a. But I did have red shag carpeting.

[Tom Griswold]

Red.

[Chick McGee]

When I went to college, my mom redid the room.

[Josh Arnold]

Shag. Nice. When you would first get it in, was it kind of.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of liked it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think it was ever.

[Christy Lee]

You had to have a rake. You had to rake it.

[Chick McGee]

I know you would have liked it, Jeffrey, because the seeds from all your weed would be disappearing.

[Pat Godwin]

You smoke a lot of weed?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's the rumor.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they don't call.

[Chick McGee]

They don't call them. What do they call you again?

[Tom Griswold]

Doper Papa Hippie.

[Jeff Oskay]

Papa hippie.

[Christy Lee]

So you've never punched a hole in.

[Chick McGee]

The wall of Course not.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever hit anything?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to hit that pipe with Papa Hippie.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when. When you're with.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

When you're in the car with the waiting gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. We must be in heaven, man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Like to spend an hour with Wavy Gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wavy, look, don't take this the wrong way, but you have to shut up. You got to shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

Wavy. I'm standing right next to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Right here.

[Josh Arnold]

Lower it.

[Chick McGee]

How about some dentures? Wavy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Dental health was not.

[Chick McGee]

He just. He I believe just passed away.

[Josh Arnold]

He lasted a while, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was.

[Christy Lee]

Who's Wavy Gravy?

[Josh Arnold]

One of the most famous hippies. He was in Woodstock.

[Chick McGee]

He's the guy making the announce some of the announcements at Woodstock.

[Christy Lee]

Is he the brown acid guy?

[Pat Godwin]

No, that was the. That was the promoter.

[Chick McGee]

I think Christy Lee's right there at the Silenc Insurance News. We have time for one quick story. What?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're going to the Wayback Machine. An ancient Greek statue of a woman seemingly using a laptop has sparked time travel theories online.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember the one a couple years ago? There's some old movie and you see a guy walk by and it looks like he's talking on a cell phone. He's got his. This is the same thing but with a. Do you have that picture?

[Christy Lee]

Grave nascus of an enthroned woman with an attendant is. A 37 inch marble statue created around 1000 BC shows a woman opening a laptop like item as it's held up by an attendant. The item has two surfaces opened at a 90 degree angle resembling a laptop. I would say back in the day they would be called tablets.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But it's. It's the fact that it's. See it looks like it's hinged.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I think that's just a tortilla press.

[Chick McGee]

But. And then it looks like the guy is about to scroll or the lady rather is about to scroll. I mean look at her boobs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she has some nice boobs.

[Christy Lee]

She does have nice boobs.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's cold in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm envious.

[Chick McGee]

It's a shame. She has the shoulders of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Chrissy has less than nipples. What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

No, my nipples are fine. They just don't sit as high as hers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that looks like. That does look like a guy with boobs. Look at the shoulders.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you like a nice shoulder?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she looks like She's. She looks like one of those marathon swimmers.

[Tom Griswold]

Numbers, don't you like a woman that you look at her and you go, I think I could take her, but I'm not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

She could pin me if she wants to.

[Christy Lee]

But again, you know, Tom doesn't like that.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, the point of this is.

[Tom Griswold]

I want a mousey woman.

[Chick McGee]

It does look like she. She's holding a laptop.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure. But I mean, contextually, you go, oh, yeah, that can't be.

[Chick McGee]

And this is. This is a thousand years bc, whatever they call it.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It could be a cigar case for all we.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, we know that.

[Tom Griswold]

It could be a dildo case.

[Chick McGee]

What's her name she's picking out jewelry story. Adam and Eve had an apple in the Garden of Eden.

[Josh Arnold]

Huge.

[Chick McGee]

This looks like. All right, this looks more like a PC.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You, You.

[Tom Griswold]

Really fine work.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not go backwards. Yes, don't go backwards. You guys don't think that looks like a laptop?

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, because of what we know today. Had we seen that in 1970 and go, oh, that looks like a laptop.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way we got all that. Some sort of jewelry case or.

[Chick McGee]

That's the thing. It's time travel.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish you'd time travel.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Scott inputs on the side of it and doesn't it look like.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't it look like her right arm is about to hit a dynamite plunger?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I guess it looks like it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Resting on a chair to me. I. I have a. Yeah, it's a chair.

[Tom Griswold]

A little cat.

[Christy Lee]

Like a ferret sitting in a throne.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a ferret.

[Christy Lee]

You're right. It's a cat.

[Tom Griswold]

How.

[Josh Arnold]

How would she stand like that? What do you think she has scoliosis?

[Pat Godwin]

She's doing army chair yoga.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm more concerned about what the relationship is between the big woman and the little woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is. Or nine years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that an adult face?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the big woman's convenience? This is an.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't the title say assistant or attendant?

[Chick McGee]

Must be like a lady in waiting.

[Christy Lee]

A lady in waiting. She looks like she's like, you said nine.

[Tom Griswold]

What? I do.

[Chick McGee]

But you're right, she does have some kind of weird scoliosis.

[Tom Griswold]

I waited. I wait until she gets horny and, well, you know, that's what happens.

[Josh Arnold]

What does Olivia Colman say in the favorite?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're very clear. You're cleaning it up so much.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I like the way she licked.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a shocking that was out of nowhere, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

What a great movie.

[Christy Lee]

Completely out of nowhere.

[Josh Arnold]

So I don't know. I think you do believe it. There's some time travel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, absolutely. But I do think that post she has is actually foreshadowing Andrew Wyeth's Christina's World.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, naturally.

[Tom Griswold]

No one wants to talk to you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, too literary. Oh, so sorry, Josh. Listen to him, Josh. He gets, he gets these jokes because Josh reads books.

[Josh Arnold]

As Tom said, we. I am a big fan. Jokes. Faux literary posture.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Let's check in with Chick Magee. How's the household?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Love the Simplisafe. And as you say, we got a whole bunch of those cameras right here. I can see them out there on the steps.

[Josh Arnold]

Buddy.

[Chick McGee]

We'Re coming right back. We're gonna some time travel again. Got a really cool story coming up about Stan Lee, the great creator of the Marvel Universe. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason. Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hey. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Enjoyed your sports broadcast this morning, huh? And enjoyed it very much.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, a game this evening. And you have you picked all the games? Of course. This. This week?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of a rough week for you. But awful. Your pick for this evening?

[Tom Griswold]

I think I picked the Ravens. I'm not sure. Let me go back and look for.

[Chick McGee]

Sure and you can find out all of Shakespeare. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ravens. Minus the four tonight.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And then week four coming up. Of course. Right now we turn to Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Egyptian Officials say a 3,000 year old bracelet was stolen from Cairo's famed Egyptian museum. The bracelet which belonged to Pharaoh. Ah boy. Not two to common.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, let's spell it.

[Christy Lee]

A M E N. Huh? A M E N. Like amen. Amen. Mope. I'm not familiar with the pharaoh Amenamope. Are you Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That isn't a sad prayer. I don't know what is.

[Christy Lee]

So it was funneled through a chain of dealers before being melted down. Four suspects have been arrested in connection with this incident.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be worth a lot more as an ancient bracelet than as a. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess that's harder to fence than just the liquid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And have you seen the price of gold lately?

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Like stealing the catalytic converter off a chariot.

[Christy Lee]

Among those arrested was a restoration specialist at the museum. An inside job. Who confessed to giving the bracelet to an acquaintance who owns a silver shop who was allegedly later sold to an owner of a gold shop for the equivalent of about $3,800.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy. What do we know about stealing jewelry from mummies?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a bad thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Hearst immediately.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna be coughing blood before you know it.

[Christy Lee]

It was eventually sold for around 4,000 to a worker at another gold workshop who melted the bracelet down to make other gold jewelry.

[Chick McGee]

They're all dead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How these things work under suspicious circumstance.

[Chick McGee]

That. That is a weird name for the pharaoh.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat.

[Chick McGee]

See if you pick up on this. A man of Pope. A man of Pope.

[Pat Godwin]

You're trying to do the lion sleep.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to do. Clearly. I thought you were going to weigh in with your falsetto.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know I had.

[Chick McGee]

First wrong key.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I would love. Love to go to Egypt. Is it? And I'd like to do so in the next five years. I'm totally serious. Is it safe?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Canadians.

[Christy Lee]

Check the travel website that the.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I got to See those pyramids, man? And I got to see that Sphinx. Does anybody else have any interest at all?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

It's safe.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you take a tour over there?

[Josh Arnold]

You've done it.

[Tom Griswold]

The Sphinx, remember?

[Josh Arnold]

And you've seen the great pyramids and.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he normally pipes up with the Sphinx. Sphinxer. The Sphinx.

[Chick McGee]

I just got pictures of the Sphinx from the back. The Sphinxer. No, I have no desire.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I can't wait, man. It's got to be magnetic.

[Christy Lee]

Would you ride a camel? Are you gonna go out there and ride a camel?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I can.

[Chick McGee]

I can, man. I know. I know a guy in Ohio that has one. He could. He could ride it here.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'd rather go to east.

[Christy Lee]

You got to ride in front of the pyramid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I prefer that than the.

[Tom Griswold]

How many.

[Josh Arnold]

I know the famous Dayton camels would rather.

[Tom Griswold]

How many countries are on your list that you would never ever go to?

[Chick McGee]

Most of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of them England's. Okay. Right. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's about it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love when you see the thing of the pyramids and then they pull back and you see that there's like a McDonald's three glass from them. Like, they look like they'd be out in the middle of nowhere. And there's civilization just butted right up against you.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't expect to go all those stairs without a qpc.

[Christy Lee]

I think you can do a river cruise down the Nile. That's always been intriguing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd love to do.

[Christy Lee]

That would be neat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'll do it all. In fact, I've just been handed a note from Mitch. He says, mark. Oh, Mark. A full solar eclipse happens in Egypt in 2020.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there we go.

[Pat Godwin]

But, yeah, it's just perfect.

[Christy Lee]

And everybody else is going to be really crowded.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know me. I don't have fomo. I have photo fear of taking part. I. I might wait, but plus that, you know, if any time. If the. When the ancient aliens do come back, it may be in 2027 when there is a full eclipse.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a thing called fogo? Fear of going out?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's bufu.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and he didn't. He looked at me like I had lobsters coming out of my years when I talked about the Sphinx tour. No, no. I'm saving up for the big bufu hunk I got coming up, man. No one likes.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of Egypt.

[Chick McGee]

I know what it's time for. Speaking of Egypt. It's time for our history lesson. What do you say?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right? Time for our history lesson. What do you say? Seems way loud.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay. 1693.

[Tom Griswold]

September 22, 1693, this happened.

[Chick McGee]

No. 1693, Abraham Lincoln was a gleam in the eye of his great, great, Great Big Daddy. 1693, the last people were hanged for witchcraft in the Salem witch trials. But, huh, there's an argument to be made there. No more witches. So what do you think? Okay, let's skip a few century stories. Charlie's Angels premiered on what network? Chick McGee, ABC.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Angels. That was good for about three minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Jacqueline Smith still looks amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that shows 80. That show got more publicity than any. It was just Fawcett's boobs and her hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they all hot?

[Josh Arnold]

All three were not.

[Tom Griswold]

Weren't they?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're very attractive.

[Tom Griswold]

There were.

[Chick McGee]

There were four of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Jackson was the bookish one.

[Chick McGee]

One of them. One of them quit. Right. And they fair quit.

[Tom Griswold]

And Cheryl Ladd came on. Or one of those.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, some blonde, some ditzy. Oh, and then in. In that tradition, 1989, Bay Watch debuted on.

[Tom Griswold]

It's BayWatch. NBC, you said Babe watch, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Baywatch. I never watched. You second watch.

[Christy Lee]

Baywatch.

[Tom Griswold]

I never saw second of it. Yeah, no Watch.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go now. We. We. This is getting a little bit better. 1994, the television show Friends debuted.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's quite popular.

[Chick McGee]

Originally titled White Friends. Funny enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure you were upset. Wasn't enough black representation.

[Tom Griswold]

Give them a break.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, how'd they get that? How they get that couch in front of the fountain? They just.

[Josh Arnold]

You've never been to you. You lived in New York. You'd always see random.

[Tom Griswold]

Know. Maybe a team of men moved it home.

[Chick McGee]

Furniture full of streets full of bed bugs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, rats for sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, 2004, Josh and I disagree about this. The television show Lost debuted on abc. Originally titled Lost. An ending.

[Josh Arnold]

Terrific end.

[Chick McGee]

No other way it could have been no good.

[Josh Arnold]

Just don't ask me what happened happened.

[Tom Griswold]

And now here's our other episode of Loss where we tell you through captions.

[Josh Arnold]

That was for new viewers happening new viewers to catch up.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate it all.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever watch Lost, Jeffrey?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you would have liked if they had the smoke monster.

[Tom Griswold]

I only hate it all because I was. I was riveted for like the first five episodes. I couldn't believe.

[Pat Godwin]

I agree. Then it's right downhill.

[Chick McGee]

Lastly. Oh, happy birthday, Nick Cave.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and the Bad Seeds. Yeah, Red right here.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that Nick Cave. I don't know that you'd probably recognize. Red right hand, Peaky Blinders.

[Tom Griswold]

By order of the Peaky Blind.

[Josh Arnold]

He do any writing for that? He's written a couple things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was in it. He was a shop owner. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Nick Cave also. Also referencing if you cut. If you cut yourself while doing. Doing any pubic shaving. Ladies. You know what I mean? Sorry, Nick Cave.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, just Andre.

[Chick McGee]

But what is it? Bocelli.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the blind guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that explains it.

[Chick McGee]

I waved. I was on carrots and I waved to him. He ignored me. I thought, what a jerk. Blind, huh? Who knew? And that's pretty much it for this date. If you want to do something important. Important, you just do something even slightly important. It's going to make it this way. I really cool stuff happening, but there's a lot of cool stuff coming up. I can guarantee that. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Our YouTube channel 95 radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff. Okay. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Got a letter here. This one's a little confusing, so bear with me.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Comes to us from Arthur. We were just talking about this video floating around of the guy. He's in a Lambo Lamborghini and his head is sticking way up high. It's a convertible, obviously. But his head is, like, above the windshield and he's driving the car. Must be a very tall guy. Yeah, it does look really funny. This guy. He writes, sorry to bother you at work.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not nice.

[Chick McGee]

You recently referred to driving with one's feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

There were times in the early 70s my girlfriend would sit on top of the driver's seat of a 72 Dodge Challenger convertible.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and drive with her feet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There was no headrest, so the seat was very tall.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

And narrow to protect the neck and head. Head. So you understand. So she's straddling the driver's seat.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

So she's up on top of this? She's on top. She's on top of the back of the seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what about the roof in the car?

[Chick McGee]

It's a convertible.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, that makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

Now, it was very difficult to maintain balance, so the young lady would have to hold the top of the windshield frame.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And place her feet on the steering wheel. You following me here?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I would sit in the seat and work the brake and the accelerator.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's hot. So her thighs were on it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Often she would slide down the seat and land on my head.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

P. S. We were not always fully clothed.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for the memory.

[Josh Arnold]

Reckless, but cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. That's pretty nutty.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's pretty dangerous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Doesn't Jack Nicholson drive the Corvette? Isn't there a scene in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, where he drives it into the ocean?

[Christy Lee]

In terms of endearment, doesn't he drive. Is he driving?

[Tom Griswold]

He comes out of the.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he goes into the surf there.

[Chick McGee]

He's an astronaut. Yeah, yeah. We don't recommend. By the way, this is.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. I recommend you do that. I dare you to do that.

[Chick McGee]

I've kind of driven with my knee, but never with my feet. Yeah, you kind of hold the wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

There when you get toe jammies everywhere or something. You know these hippie people, you know, like. Like Jeff, who don't. Don't bathe.

[Josh Arnold]

You want a clean soul or a dirty soul chick?

[Tom Griswold]

Clean. I'm gonna go clean. I know a lot of guys who. The foot fetter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they like dirty feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Soiled.

[Josh Arnold]

They do like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get back to the news desk. It's the SILAC Insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought we're going to talk about feet.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A new cosmetic trend spreading among young folk in China. The tooth tattoo. Tattoo artists are offering to paint small designs directly onto teeth, usually in bright colors. Oh. These tattoos, though, are temporary, lasting just weeks. But dentists warn the practice could damage enamel and increase the risk of decay.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

You know what's fueling all of this, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna guess social media.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Yes. It's very popular.

[Pat Godwin]

Tattoos.

[Chick McGee]

What do they. Does it say what they. They look like?

[Christy Lee]

It just says bright colors. I haven't seen any pictures of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Tattoos on your teeth.

[Chick McGee]

I could certainly see that taking off here. Tattoos, don't you think? I mean, you look at the. If you look at nail technology.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that is Incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, the stuff that people are doing is really, really and cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But really elaborate, intricate. Do you. Do you have any. Have you ever done anything weird with your.

[Christy Lee]

No, I have the same every single day.

[Pat Godwin]

French parfait.

[Christy Lee]

I used to do a French manicure, but I quit doing that because it was. It got. It fell out of favor, so to speak.

[Josh Arnold]

I get French petticoat manicures.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Very thick white on the top. Yeah, everybody hates.

[Christy Lee]

I just go with a natural color. Like it's a mixture of 3 and 4. If you'd like to go.

[Chick McGee]

But your husband is a huge auto racing fan.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever considered doing the checkered flag?

[Christy Lee]

No, but I have a girlfriend who does every May. She does all the flags, like the black and white, the red, the, you know, striped one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's who I should have married. Oh, okay. Oh, is this on?

[Christy Lee]

I was with someone over the weekend. Who Is that Right? Love sharing, Andy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how that started. I try to stop and then.

[Chick McGee]

Would you.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a big. I'm not, you know me. I'm not crazy. I'm very non trendy, you know, you're down to earth. Classic.

[Tom Griswold]

You're down to earth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

If I got one of my front teeth on the top turned into a checkered flag, would you. Would you do it just for. Just for like the month of May?

[Christy Lee]

Say no, please.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm psychotic about my teeth.

[Christy Lee]

You can't even see your teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

No, and I wanted to keep it that way.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be great, though? You go to a party, getting ready for like the Indy 500.

[Tom Griswold]

You must really like the rice.

[Chick McGee]

You give them a big grin and you got a checkered.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's kind of cool. No, no. Not only will I not do that, I'm not gonna let you do that because I know it would not go well.

[Christy Lee]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

How does this work?

[Christy Lee]

That would not allow me to do.

[Chick McGee]

I don't understand. Is that so. They don't actually dye your teeth. It's like a veneer they glue on it.

[Christy Lee]

Probably is a veneer.

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine it's already manufactured.

[Josh Arnold]

Veneer wouldn't last only weeks.

[Christy Lee]

No veneer would still. I've had my veneer for 35 years.

[Jeff Oskay]

It looks like they just painted it on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I would think it would just be a paint.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here's.

[Tom Griswold]

Put hardwood paneling on your teeth. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

A nice walnut.

[Tom Griswold]

Like here it says like my room in high school. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When deciding on tooth tattoos, some people get their romantic partners initials. Okay, that would be so funny.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think I would get.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Kelly, look at this. And then. And then the. The punch might knock the tooth right out. Or they get their lucky number.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Or even fortune bringing phrases like making money or achieving goals.

[Christy Lee]

How do you get that all on a tooth?

[Josh Arnold]

Those Chinese symbols?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta look this up.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the keyboards have all those symbols?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had a. I bought a laptop in Korea when I lived there, and it had all the.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you had to hit like three keys to make the one symbol.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Remember I told you I was at graduation. There was a guy in front of me at graduation. My daughter graduated from high school. There was this guy in front of me of Asian heritage that was screaming the whole time and yelling. And you're not supposed to yell until it's all over, but I didn't care. But he was texting. I've never seen fingers flying that fast. He was texting in. You could tell it was some kind of Asian language. And like you say, Josh, to get those symbols, you got to hit a bunch of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Three keystrokes typically made a career symbol.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is the keyboard, like, have like 150 keys on it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I mean, it would have like a. So the English letters are there, of course, but then it would be like a straight up line. I mean. No, the answer is no.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah, here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's a picture of.

[Christy Lee]

There's one. This guy's got just a Chinese symbol on one tooth in black.

[Chick McGee]

And they're doing it, and it's like the teeth. Like the fourth one back. To show anybody, you'd have to go like this.

[Tom Griswold]

To show.

[Chick McGee]

Then this one, I want to get the middle one. Like Ken Kesey, the writer, famously had an American flag tooth.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You know, Ken, Casey Munfah, the Cuckoo's. Now, he famously.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he get that ironically, though?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's this. There's a scene. I can't really repeat the essence of it, but in what book is one.

[Josh Arnold]

Of those sometimes a great notion Tom Wolf books? Oh, he's got the electric Kool Aid acid test.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that one. Thank you. He's got a American flag tooth.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I bet that van of the Wherever. The Merry Pranksters, you could smell them.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way.

[Jeff Oskay]

How insufferable they had to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the matter, man? Don't you want to party? I heard they Heard that a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I read more about these tooth tattoos. They're actually done on a crown and put over your tooth.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

So they're not going anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, these said that they only lasted a couple years.

[Christy Lee]

They are not tattooed directly on teeth, but on the surface of a Crown made using 3D printed technology placed over the real tooth. Unlike skin tattoos, though, they can be changed by simply replacing the crown.

[Chick McGee]

I think you see this happening in America.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can definitely see.

[Chick McGee]

What's the thing with the. The fake braces. That was real popular for a while. The grill. Is that still a thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Some of the NFL players I play with grills in. Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Paul Wall made that famous. He's out of Texas and he was.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, what a guy to go to, wasn't he?

[Jeff Oskay]

He now has a grill company.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And he makes all the grills for all the NFL and rappers.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But if you were in the NFL, wouldn't. If you got hit in the face, wouldn't it shred your lips?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you don't wear it in the game, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they come out.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen him on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you. I mean, the mouth guard is a mouth guard.

[Tom Griswold]

A mouth guard.

[Pat Godwin]

Some famous boxers had it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What is the point of that decoration?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe some bragging rights.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look, I can afford gold 45.

[Jeff Oskay]

Grand in my mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Right. I'm almost certain that there used to be a rule in the NFL you could. More chains. It seems like everybody's wearing chains now.

[Christy Lee]

That seems not very good.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't seem. Baker Mayfield a couple weeks ago had his chain torn. Torn in half while he was playing.

[Chick McGee]

And you're a lot. You're allowed to grab him by the. I know. You can grab them by whatever you want. You can grab them by the hair.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a part of the player. Grab them by the chain, grab them by the penis. Whatever you can get a hold of of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't wear cups.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll see about that'll stop a player about the check checkered flag tooth coming up right now. Let's check in with Chick McGee because there's a game tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

This will end week three in the NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Coming up, the late Stan Lee will be addressing LA Comic Con.

[Tom Griswold]

Not like Laurel and Hardy, like Stanley.

[Chick McGee]

Not Stanley, but Stan Lee, the Marvel guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Even though he's deceased, he's going to be be making the keynote speech. We'll find out how that's going to work. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin at the Performance Center. Hello. There's Jeff Oscar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Dope center, there's Josh Arnold. Arnold, hi. Ace Cosby. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick funny center. Jeff, you make the funny.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Case in point.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom. Tom, getting a stretch in while I was talking there trying to decide if.

[Chick McGee]

I want to save this letter for tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. We'll read revisit tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Why put off?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we can do both days.

[Josh Arnold]

I put off.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We were talking a lot about drive in movie theaters because we had a new story last week about a couple that has bought the I guess one of the oldest active drive in theaters.

[Christy Lee]

In the country down near Erie, Pennsylvania.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this is comes to us from JJ. My hometown drive in is in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. They had all nighters on July 4th back in the day they'd show five or six movies from dusk till dawn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, fun.

[Chick McGee]

We would bring a lot of beer and weed. One memorable night, I was waiting in line to pay in my car. I noticed my buddy's car pulled off to the side near the entrance. The car had stalled and wouldn't restart. When I got to the entrance, I saw that my friend was sitting alone in the driver's seat, looking very worried and sweaty. Oh, it turns out two of my other buddies were in the trunk with a. With a quarter keg of Genesee beer.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta love that Genesee cream egg.

[Chick McGee]

One of the guys had his head sticking out from between the two back bucket seats. In order to stay alive, they couldn't breathe. They eventually made it in with no arrests and did not suffocate. I do not remember a single movie that we watched that night. But I do recall the keg did not last long. Thank you, jj. What a great letter.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of beer, big news. Mech Ultra dethrones Modelo especial to become America's new top selling beer brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Modelo was number one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a big deal. Deal by a huge margin. Yeah. That's insane.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen any. In my circles, nobody drinks that, so.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's just the Mexican plate on my landscaping career.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was gonna say you must.

[Josh Arnold]

You must cut your own grass. So maybe a year or two from now those Motelo numbers are even lower.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got to be dropping.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Gotta be. Wow. So congratulations. I. I love a MC Ultra. That's my favorite beer, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. I mean. I mean, I miss Michelob and McLite and. But I've always liked it.

[Tom Griswold]

If I'm gonna have. What was. If I'm gonna have a cocktail, some sort of liquor, some sort of drink, I'm just gonna go ahead and grab the vodka handle is what I'm gonna do.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but if you're at a sporting event or something, what was the vodka handle?

[Chick McGee]

What was the Michelob Ch. Jingle? Was it week?

[Tom Griswold]

Weekends are made for me.

[Chick McGee]

Do they still make that beer?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think you can get Michelob. I don't. I. Boy, I wish you could. It was awesome. It was in a weird bottle, though. I remember it being sort of a feminine bottle.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the Mickel. The Mick Ultras in the Slim, we call them Mickey Slims.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish they weren't like that. I wish.

[Christy Lee]

You have to get a special beer.

[Josh Arnold]

Can hold a normal can of beer, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Killian's Cream Ale. Remember that? I don't know if they still have that or not.

[Jeff Oskay]

What, man is drinking Mick Ultra a lot. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I get your point. If it were in a cooler can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, what does your partner drink?

[Josh Arnold]

He loves a protein shake, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Remember that bottle?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that weekend we were sitting on the deck drinking Zimas, and it wasn't that long ago. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We could only have. I think I made it to two.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they were so.

[Josh Arnold]

It was just so. So sugary.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't they bringing that? Isn't that kind of like the McRib? They bring Zima back periodically.

[Josh Arnold]

That was one of these.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a booze thing or a.

[Pat Godwin]

Malt liquor kind of thing?

[Chick McGee]

Zima is malt liquor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. And you can get different flavors.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or put a Jolly Rancher in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

What, man?

[Chick McGee]

Jolly Rancher.

[Jeff Oskay]

This one.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie always knows the answer to this. You get eczema and you mix it with and it tastes just like a red cream soda. It's so good. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good to know. Thanks today.

[Christy Lee]

You're welcome. An AI hologram of the late Stan Lee will speak to fans at LA Comic Con.

[Tom Griswold]

That's creepy.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the hologram will utilize AI to allow Mr. Lee's avatar to speak with fans at the Stanley Experience section at the convention.

[Josh Arnold]

So, wow, all those sniveling nerds.

[Chick McGee]

But, I mean, what's cool about this is it's back and forth. I mean, this thing is. I mean, to me, this is.

[Christy Lee]

There he is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, There's a photograph of it, but you'll ask a question and Stan Lee will answer.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you want to learn more about sports? Spider Man. That was a very good Stan Lee. And I was.

[Tom Griswold]

You absolutely nailed it.

[Christy Lee]

The convention runs from September 26th to the 28th. Bob Samboni, a former Marvel executive, said, we'll never put words in his mouth that aren't in line with things he spoke about.

[Tom Griswold]

In his lifetime, Spider man could have very easily been Cicada Man.

[Christy Lee]

Fortunately, with decades of footage capturing his thoughts on so many, many subjects, we can build a voice that stays true. Not always word for word, but always faithful in spirit, context, and intent.

[Josh Arnold]

Enjoy it. Dorks.

[Christy Lee]

No, but, I mean, he passed away in 2018.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're making words, but I have no idea what you said. But this is.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's pretty cool. They're going to be able. This is going to be the next thing. You'll be able to talk to dead relatives.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you do that?

[Chick McGee]

Why wouldn't I'm just saying this.

[Pat Godwin]

I talk to them now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now my ancestors can tell me they're disappointed in me.

[Tom Griswold]

Fantastic. Oh, hey, Papa Drug Boy, or whatever we're calling you. Papa Hippie.

[Chick McGee]

Papa Hippie. The technology. So I. Presumably the lips will move in conjunction with whatever words does.

[Tom Griswold]

It talks out his ass.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, I'm trying to explain this. You're once again going to the butt.

[Tom Griswold]

You really don't think people hear Stan Lee's gonna be there? Artificial intelligence.

[Christy Lee]

No, but I mean, especially those geeks. They're gonna know.

[Chick McGee]

It's not gonna be. It's not gonna be like the hall of Presidents at Disney where the.

[Christy Lee]

They're not animatronics.

[Chick McGee]

Those I love, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I'm still more impressed by animatronics than I am AI.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything has to work in conjunction. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. Have you seen the video where Abraham Lincoln falls slowly backwards?

[Josh Arnold]

I love all those.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one where seven years ago, there's a malfunction. He just falls. Yep. Falls right back.

[Chick McGee]

Robot fault.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you.

[Chick McGee]

So do you approve of this, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. I. I don't. I wouldn't. I don't care about it.

[Chick McGee]

And they've done. They've done this with musicians, right? They did it with.

[Pat Godwin]

Rapper for.

[Chick McGee]

They did it with Tupac.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

And then didn't somebody tour with a. Roy Orbison did. Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Elvis thing too. They did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

What do you suppose the most common question asked of Stan Lee is?

[Christy Lee]

What's it like being dead?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's. I bet it's just so nerdy. We wouldn't even know.

[Jeff Oskay]

That would be great. If he's like, get me out of here. I'm stuck in the afterlife.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Spiderman does every part of Mr. Fantastic Stretch. I'm just asking.

[Josh Arnold]

That might be a top 10 question for him.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd ruin it, wouldn't you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you would.

[Tom Griswold]

Invisible Girl ever go into the men's locker room? Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

You missed this story, Tom. Vietnamese singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see this? Duke Fook was crowned the winner of the newly revamped Intervision Song Contest.

[Tom Griswold]

The Duker.

[Christy Lee]

The Russian answer to Eurovision?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they call him the Fooker.

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Christy Lee]

He smells. Spells his name.

[Tom Griswold]

I reviewed that.

[Christy Lee]

D U, C. Yep. F U, C. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Duke Fuko.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

D U, C. Yep. F U, C.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. How unfortunate.

[Tom Griswold]

K's are notable for their absence.

[Chick McGee]

So he. Oh, I see. And this is. You say this is Russia's version of Vietnam?

[Tom Griswold]

Vietnam.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's a Vietnamese singer, but it's. Russians answer to Eurovision. They kind of got kicked out of the competition. Russia did. Because of some of the events going on over there. So they started their own. They had 20 acts, though, including China. Those from China, South Africa, Brazil.

[Chick McGee]

Is this a guy?

[Christy Lee]

India, Cuba, Ethiopia.

[Jeff Oskay]

Anyone from Venezuela?

[Christy Lee]

No, they're absent.

[Chick McGee]

Is this a he or she?

[Christy Lee]

I do not know the answer to that. I would assume him. It's a he, but I haven't looked up. I didn't know that that would be a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think it's a woman. If it was a woman, she'd be Duchess Fook.

[Josh Arnold]

That's it. He is, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Think about that, please. Yeah. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

So in my head, it's. But I can look it up easy enough.

[Chick McGee]

It looks. She looks like a lady in this photograph.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, cool.

[Christy Lee]

Good for her.

[Chick McGee]

Duke Fook.

[Christy Lee]

Duke Fook.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you laugh when you see Pookie?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, every time I see him.

[Christy Lee]

And I laughed when I saw this name and I had to say it.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a dream about Phuket last night and here we are talking about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a precog.

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Christy Lee]

You have ESP comedy in.

[Chick McGee]

But this. This is Dateline. Moscow.

[Christy Lee]

I know it's Vietnamese, but the contest was held in Moscow.

[Chick McGee]

It said. Backed by President Vladimir Putin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

North Vietnam.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Black pajamas. Charles was injured.

[Chick McGee]

Well, by. You're kind of. Let's. Tomorrow we'll try to get some of Duke's.

[Josh Arnold]

Or we can ignore it.

[Pat Godwin]

Music.

[Tom Griswold]

Duke's music.

[Chick McGee]

We've got Duke Tomato as our guest coming up on Thursday.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat's got this. Duke, Duke, Duke. Duke of Fook.

[Christy Lee]

Duke Fuk is a male singer, by the way. And it is easy to kind of question.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the photograph I'm looking at.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Night.

[Christy Lee]

It no looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hardliner.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like Duke works at a bus station in Bangkok.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm looking at the photo now, and, yeah, Tom makes it excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

I imagine a lot of. That's a lot of lipstick for a.

[Josh Arnold]

Fellow Adam Lambert of Vietnam.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Makes Adam Lambert look like John Wayne.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, hang on a second. Ready? Do we have this? Gentlemen, to the medicine cabinet. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes Adam Lambert look like.

[Chick McGee]

You're hitting me. You're hitting me with this story blind. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I know I want to get. You would be.

[Chick McGee]

Any luck finding Duke Fuchs? I'm afraid to even say this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I had a feeling you would enjoy that story. I was kind of afraid to even say it.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, what have you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up we have. Oh, by the way Chick, this is apparently the last fat bear week. Are we crowning a winner soon?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on. We kind of let that fall through the crowd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was just handed this, so I'll take a look at it. Man, apparently this Duke Fuchs last week.

[Josh Arnold]

Duke Fook's super popular.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's Vietnamese pop.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact there's even an ad where if you take a picture of yourself, it'll make you wear like kind of look like the singer. So you can Duke Fook yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

All of this is our job.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Tom sure did because he gets you.

[Tom Griswold]

90 minutes of battery.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to find music from Mr. Fook.

[Tom Griswold]

I found it like charging 10 minutes awareness mode from Raycon is great. If you're out walking, you don't buggy. Buyraycon.com tom 20% off site wide we pulled some strings. Buyraycon.com Tom 20 off sitewide today this message sponsored by Raycon.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much Raycon. Love the Raycon products and the members site wide today.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this Duke Fuch?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Duke Fuku. I expected Duke Fuch had a duel with Rick D's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh did he?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you guys remember Disco 2?

[Chick McGee]

Keep it up.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm loving this.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if it been. Okay, well just disco Fook. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Just kind of any day now. Duke.

[Christy Lee]

Vietnamese.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh that's.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's Duke Pus.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, somewhere my dad is flinching. He heard that whispered in the woods.

[Tom Griswold]

It came out of nowhere.

[Chick McGee]

When we return, we hope to have the show back on the rails in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

That'S right. Let's not lose. Lose sight. Hey, are we back? That's. Well, Christy Lee. Sneezing. Doing the vampire.

[Christy Lee]

Excuse me.

[Tom Griswold]

Over there in the Psylac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I won't.

[Tom Griswold]

There's wants to suck something. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. You're closest, Pat. Give it to her.

[Pat Godwin]

Come over here, baby.

[Christy Lee]

No, Jeff Osu.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or as well, we like to call him Papa Hippie. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

You know why vampires cover half their face like that?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Because Bela Lugosi died during the making of Plan 9 from outer space.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

And so they had to have his fill in, cover his face so that they could film that character. And then it just kind of took off. That vampires did that.

[Christy Lee]

That true?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, apocryphally, yes.

[Christy Lee]

No idea.

[Chick McGee]

That's the movie where you can. When he steps near the grave, you can see the gravestone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Bouncing back and forth.

[Tom Griswold]

The shower curtain on the spaceship. That's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick mcgee. Christy just announced a person by the Name of Duke. Duc F U C1 the. The.

[Christy Lee]

It's called the Intervision Song Contest, the Russian answer to Eurovision. It comes three years after Moscow was barred from Eurovision and featured more than 20 acts, including those from China, South Africa, Brazil, the UAE, India, Cuba.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's the live golf.

[Christy Lee]

Venezuela. Yeah, it's already. They've got one planned next year to be held in Saudi Arabia. So you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course it will be.

[Chick McGee]

And this is Mr. Florida Fook.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't play it again.

[Christy Lee]

I think he has some more upbeat songs.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

This happens to me every now and then. I'll hear some music because I'm always on the outlook, the look for look. Always on the out for new music. And I'll hear something. And this makes me mad. Not only do I dislike it, it makes it irritates me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

However, you know, he was a big influence on the Beach Boys. Did you know this time?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Little. Little Duke Fook. You don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know what he likes.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know what I got.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I said you.

[Chick McGee]

Let's try this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, another suck fest.

[Tom Griswold]

Operator.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, same.

[Tom Griswold]

Gordon, help me place this call. I'm in a communist country do what?

[Chick McGee]

Wow, this is all so wimpy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see if this one. This looks like it's called My Dong.

[Josh Arnold]

My Dong.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm sorry. It's E M. I hope it is D O N G. M Dong.

[Pat Godwin]

M Dong.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, ready?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. M Dong, please. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, the funniest thing we do.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom's requesting M Dong.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom running equipment.

[Chick McGee]

Give me M Dong again. Another solo instrument.

[Pat Godwin]

Just balloting out.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he can sing in English, but he's choosing not.

[Tom Griswold]

He's just being difficult. It feels like I knew that I always loved you.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like Bieber.

[Josh Arnold]

He still sucks.

[Jeff Oskay]

He sings way better in English.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he also knows that longer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I find it.

[Josh Arnold]

Why couldn't he been 18 in 1969? We might not have to listen to this.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, I guess that's that into our boy, our Ding Dong discussion. Whatever his is.

[Tom Griswold]

Name it a duck.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know what I got.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Christy Lee Pat. Do you have a new guitar?

[Pat Godwin]

I do, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's new.

[Pat Godwin]

This is brand new. But it got its first. If you can see, Chick saw this happen. It got knocked over on the stand and got its. Got his first ding right here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did I do that?

[Pat Godwin]

You did not. It was all me.

[Chick McGee]

And I do that.

[Tom Griswold]

The cord caught it and that was some funny stuff.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty small. I mean, it's not like Willie Nelson's guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

No, but it drives me nuts.

[Chick McGee]

What? That little tiny. I can barely.

[Josh Arnold]

Guitar drives me nuts too.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

I wrote a song about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

About your new guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called New Guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I have no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Every new guitar should come with dings on it. The first one breaks my heart. All nicked up. So you're comfortable playing it. That first ding tears me apart. I'm not saying you should act like Pete Townsend. Break its neck and smash the parts. But the first ding is the deepest and breaks my heart. Every new car Car should be sold with scratches. Cause the first one drives me insane. I park far away from the unwashed masses. Still their doors fly open and scratch my paint. I have ocd Car should come pre keyed. I can't deal with new car anxiety. Oh, the first scratch is the deepest and breaks my heart. Every new girlfriend should have stretch marks. In babies born with scars. New blue jeans look best Faded antiques are better by far. A new guitar shouldn't stay in its case. And cars can't be left in the garage. Women should be Taken out and made love to road hard. Then given a deep tissue massage. That first ding, that first scratch, that first divorce. She gets half. Oh, the first sting is the deepest and breaks my heart.

[Christy Lee]

You win the singing competition. In my heart.

[Chick McGee]

You like them road hard women wrote.

[Pat Godwin]

Should be taken out. Made love to wrote hard. Then give it a deep tissue missile.

[Chick McGee]

I see. I see. Oh, I understand.

[Christy Lee]

Being nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay. Very good. Very good. Well, thank you, Pat. Let's. Let's move forward here with Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. We got time for one more story.

[Christy Lee]

Alrighty. Scientists have discovered cows painted to look like zebras can avoid getting bitten by flies. Researchers painted several pregnant black cows with white stripes while others. Others were painted with black stripes. In the third group was left unpainted. They found that zebra stripes significantly decreased both the number of biting flies on the cattle as well as the animals fly rebelling behaviors compared to those with black stripes or no stripes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that gratefulness. Aren't you guys grateful we don't have to deal with biting flies?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We've all been bitten by flights on fair. It's unpleasant.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but I've never been bitten by a fly at foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Locked.

[Jeff Oskay]

So that must work.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right. Very good point.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers say it might have something to do with modulation brightness or polarized light that confused the insect's motion detection system.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we've heard about. Yeah. Zebras. Apparently that's. That's what they think their defense is. Which is interesting. And it's slimming, right? Stripes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're vertical, not horizontal.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that the zebras are black and white stripes so that you can't. You can't tell them apart from other zebras. Not to blend in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

To the background. So you don't know how many zebras there are if you're a predator. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like it is that there's another party.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe so.

[Christy Lee]

I think he is correct.

[Tom Griswold]

I might believe you. Don't talk to me like I'm insane.

[Chick McGee]

So sometimes so is the idea. So if. If Are we going to start seeing cows Painted man.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope so.

[Pat Godwin]

It's evolution, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you drive around the country to see a painted cow?

[Chick McGee]

But do the. If, if the cows have too many flies, does that affect their milk production? Yes. I mean, what would be the point?

[Josh Arnold]

It's for the cow's comfort, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so comfortable clouds. Comfortable cows make better milk.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I guess we're the one that brought it up.

[Christy Lee]

You're the one that gave us the damn story. Well? Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

I thought perhaps you could weigh in with something intelligent.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, we're way over.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry. Okay, we'll revisit this tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

And you know you haven't done your.

[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

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