The BOB & TOM Show - September 23, 2025

Summary

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THE BOB & TOM SHOW - SEPTEMBER 23, 2025

Podcast: The Bob & Tom Show Free Podcast
Host: The BOB & TOM Show (Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin)
Guests: Kostaki Economopoulos, Kelly Collette
Date: September 23, 2025
Duration Summarized: [01:28] – [166:28]

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OVERVIEW

This episode delivers the classic Bob & Tom blend of comedy, absurdist riffing, news, sports banter, and witty camaraderie. Listeners get everything from fart museum jokes to debates on circumcision, trash TV fascination, big cat ownership, unique listener letters, sports recaps, and some surprisingly thoughtful moments. This episode is especially lively, with extended riffs on music nostalgia, cannibal sandwiches, the AVN Awards, and an engaging studio visit from comedian Kelly Collette.

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HIGHLIGHTS & KEY SEGMENTS

1. News & Running Jokes: The Fart Museum Bit

• Timestamps: [01:36] – [04:39]
• Description: Christy Lee introduces a story about art museums, leading to an extended, improvised bit about a fictitious “Fart Museum.”
• Memorable Quotes:
  • Chick: "Oh, I'd go to a fart museum. Hell, yes. Farts through the ages." [01:40]
  • Tom: "It’s fully all dimensional. Smell-o-vision.” [01:59]
• Summary: The cast crack relentless jokes about “multimedia” exhibits, a concession stand selling raincoats for visitors, and distinctions between “modern” and “classical” fart art ("mostly fart deco" [03:16]). This bit is classic Bob & Tom, hammering an absurd premise for maximum laughs.

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2. Pop Culture Callouts: Trash TV & Hunting Wives

• Timestamps: [05:19] – [07:31]
• Description: Christy and Chick discuss the show "Hunting Wives," with lascivious banter about its trashiness and supposed "boobage."
  • Christy: "There's a lot of boobage. Oh yeah. They go after it. Each other. Husbands."
  • Chick: "Trash TV at its finest."
• Summary: Lampooning and low-key lament for the state of TV, plus a playful riff on duck hunting and fox hunts—Tom shares an anecdote about almost breaking his teeth on buckshot at a fancy dinner.

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3. Big Cats and the Joe Exotic Story

• Timestamps: [07:33] – [10:55]
• Description: Conversation shifts to an animal handler connected to Joe Exotic, who was killed by a tiger during a demonstration.
  • Christy: "I think there are more wild cats in personal homes or enclosures than in zoos in the United States of America.” [08:14]
• Notable Quotes:
  • Josh: “I would have, like a picture of like a very tiny kitten or something to say, like, pet on premises. So then when they actually saw it, they would just be completely [shocked].” [08:50]
  • Tom: “Apparently he got Siegfried and Roy’d, or at least Roy’d, but…he got dead.” [08:34]
• Summary: The crew reflects both humorously and with some sincerity on the dangers of keeping exotic pets and recaps the notorious "Tiger King" cultural moment.

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4. Listener Letters: Medical Mishaps & Hot Dog Bets

• Timestamps: [17:39] – [23:36]
• Description: Listeners write in about medical field experiences (circumcisions, hospital indignities) and bizarre fantasy football league penalties (70 hot dogs in a week!). A standout letter details an awkward, painful adult circumcision.
  • Quote from Sean (listener letter): “She said in a deep smoker’s voice. We are going to shave you now. Somewhere someone’s getting very hot.” [20:17]
  • Chick: “I have no less than 35 emails about Dutch doors.” [13:35]
• Summary: Classic segment with cringe-inducing yet hilarious medical stories and creative punishment ideas.

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5. Music Nostalgia—First Records & B-Sides

• Timestamps: [24:39] – [44:15]; more at [46:53] – [50:01]; [50:39] – [56:02]
• Description: Extended conversation about the first music each host bought, the difference between 45s and albums, obscure band trivia (Elephant’s Memory’s “Mongoose”), the logic behind B-sides, and cereal box records.
  • Chick: “That was the first any sort of recording audio that I bought ever.” [27:47]
  • Tom: “Do you think you liked that because you liked the groove or did you like the guy talking like that?” [24:03]
• Summary: Super-rich, affectionate deep-dive into musical tastes, childhood music memories, and the quirks of music collecting—peppered with radio host banter and teases.

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6. Comedy Guest: Kelly Collette

• Timestamps: [100:27] – [165:48]
• Guest Introduction: Stand-up comic Kelly Collette joins in-studio.
• Topics Covered:
  • Career background: Safety engineer turned comic.
  • True crime fandom & Salem trip: “It’s just Gettysburg for white women.” [124:52]
  • Rescuing senior dachshunds (“I collect senior dogs”), relationships, dating apps: “Do you have kids? Do you not have kids? ... I’m trying for kids. They don’t get in your car as easy as they did in the 80s…” [126:31]
  • First time watching/accidentally screenshotting porn (“...because I liked the girl’s makeup!”) [132:03]
  • Wearing perfume (or not) in the studio, pocket equity for women’s pants, and Halloween parties.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • Kelly: "My resolution was so weird this year, it was to compliment men more…I feel like men don’t get compliments.” [159:34]
  • Kelly: “Can you imagine being an emotional support dog? Your ancestors were hunters and wolves and now you wake up every morning and make sure Britney isn't sad.” [107:20]
• Summary: Kelly fits seamlessly into the Bob & Tom rhythm—fun, self-deprecating, sharp-tongued, and able to riff with the team on everything from dogs to crystals to divorce. The segment is peppered with both applause and laughter, as she delivers solid punchlines about dating, OCD, and the foibles of adulthood.

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7. Sports Banter & World Records

• Timestamps: [45:39] – [54:56]; [70:23] – [74:43]
• Details:
  • NFL Recaps: Game-by-game jokes weaved in with real scores and personalities (e.g., “Jameer Gibbs… two touchdowns. The movie Woodstock is amazing,” seamlessly switching topics.)
  • Kostaki Economopoulos segment: “Yeah, the Falcons are going to Germany to play the Colts. …could get out ugly. This could be the worst thing to ever happen in German history.” [89:31]
  • World Record: India sets a record for tallest human pyramid (discussion devolves into “is this cheating—they’re using a crane/harness”).
• Summary: Another classic B&T blend of real sports news and relentless mockery.

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8. Food Oddities

• Cannibal Sandwich (Wisconsin): [121:50] – [124:28]
  • Discussion: The dish (raw beef on rye with onion) is dissected with equal measures of disgust and fascination.
  • Kelly: “That looks like something a single dad would cook. First breakfast without his wife.” [123:20]

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9. Awards Show Absurdity: The AVNs

• Timestamps: [129:12] – [144:19]
• Details: Who wins "Best Supporting Actress" in porn? Does anyone give political speeches at the AVNs? What do the trophies look like?
  • Tom: “Do they ever get political? Like, ‘when I made Ass Masters Four, it reminded me of the way I'm taking it up the butt right now from Washington.’” [141:21]
  • Christy: “The AVN Award is a couple embraced, I guess.” [142:54]
• Summary: The team descends gleefully into giggles, researching porn categories and the social significance of AVN statuettes.

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NOTABLE QUOTES & MEMORABLE MOMENTS

• Tom Griswold: “This is a Maybe related, maybe not, but a guy was attacked and killed doing a demonstration with tigers.” [07:33]
• Chick McGee: “I have no less than 35 emails about Dutch doors.” [13:35]
• Josh Arnold: “Just go home, it’s not going to get funnier than that.” (on the perfect Family Guy joke) [11:13]
• Christy Lee: “That was our tribute to all the little people that played the munchkins.” [03:36]
• Kelly Collette: "Trick-or-treat is my favorite, not because I like candy, but because I like to see inside other people's houses." [164:13]

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SELECTED TIMESTAMPS FOR KEY SEGMENTS

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|--------------------| | 01:36–04:39 | Fart Museum Bit | | 05:19–07:31 | Trash TV/Hunting Wives | | 07:33–10:55 | Big Cat/Joe Exotic Story | | 17:39–23:36 | Listener Letters—Medical Mishaps, Hot Dog Bet | | 24:39–44:15 | Music Nostalgia, 45s, Albums | | 100:27–165:48 | Guest Segment: Comedian Kelly Collette | | 121:50–124:28 | Cannibal Sandwich | | 129:12–144:19 | AVN Awards Segment (porn Oscars) |

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TONE & STYLE

• Language/Tone: Playful, quick-witted, purposely juvenile at times, relentless in riffing.
• Chemistry: High; show features lively cross-talk, teasing, and frequent call-backs.
• Guest Energy: Kelly Collette jumps in seamlessly, toggling between punchy standup-style bits and personal anecdotes.

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SUMMARY FOR THE UNINITIATED

This episode is a textbook example of the BOB & TOM style: improv bits, mildly raunchy humor, pop-culture dissection, and listener participation, all bound by a fast-talking, no-topic-off-limits energy. The cast jumps from adolescent fart jokes to serious (then not serious) discussions about medical procedures, to music nostalgia and weird food, with healthy doses of audience email and guest interaction. The visit from Kelly Collette is a highlight—she joins right in with stories and quips that fit the perfect blend of goofy riffing and offbeat confession.

If you’re a fan of fast-moving morning radio with a blend of news, sports, and irreverent comedy—and you like a panel that will chase down a dumb idea for minutes at a time—this episode is a gold mine.

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Transcript

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you doing your last news story, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can do one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, go for it.

[Tom Griswold]

You said you had one more.

[Christy Lee]

If art museums are a little too stuffy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'd go to a fart museum. Hell, yes. Farts through the ages.

[Christy Lee]

It's a little hard to document the dawn of fart.

[Chick McGee]

How old am I?

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on a second.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna be still making fun of farts at 50.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning, Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Bob and Tom Show. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Call for the fart muse.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick, I just want to crack you. You don't want to come here. I gather it's fully all dimensional. Smell o vision.

[Chick McGee]

It stinks.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this museum is no good at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa, whoa. What was that? Oh, it's part of the multimedia display they've got going on when you walk in, right. It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

There's like this big air compressor. It blows farts at peace. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Does it smell?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it smells awful.

[Chick McGee]

The only way we really make money.

[Tom Griswold]

Is through our concession area. Really? What do you sell there? Well, we rent raincoats for the back part of the tour. Yeah, yeah. Whoa. Oh, boy. Now, does it have.

[Chick McGee]

What's the atmosphere like there?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it real?

[Chick McGee]

Atmosphere sounds thick, man. Humid and cloudy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you have. Is your. Is your fart museum primarily contemporary or is it modern or do you have classical pieces?

[Chick McGee]

Mostly fart deco. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Style. And while I got.

[Chick McGee]

Do you work here?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I work here.

[Chick McGee]

My family and I would like to.

[Tom Griswold]

Get our money back. Front. No, re. What was that?

[Chick McGee]

That was our tribute to all the.

[Tom Griswold]

Little people that played the munchkins.

[Chick McGee]

Let me take you into this one room, okay? I want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to show you what's going on here.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

What's in there? Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Which room are you in? Oh, it's the SBD Room. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Silent but deadly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. I gotta go because, man, this is unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta. This is like the third time this month already. Huh?

[Chick McGee]

We got a re.

[Tom Griswold]

Wallpaper. Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Say, where are you guys located? We're. We're in Brownsville, Texas. Hey, good morning from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's. It's the bottom. Tom, show Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

In the latest fashion from Hot Lips Houlahan.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You can't see me.

[Chick McGee]

I'm camouflage.

[Tom Griswold]

You look good like that. That looks nice.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for the camo look. The whole camo. I don't know why. No, just give me one.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to hunt? Like in. If you go out hunting, you're going to wear a mattress.

[Chick McGee]

I want to what?

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to go hunting. Oh, hunting.

[Chick McGee]

You want to hunt? Okay, well, I got a. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's practicing.

[Tom Griswold]

Practicing my sound. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. I am, Chick. Hello, Tom. How's it going over there on your side?

[Christy Lee]

Have you watched Hunting Wives, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

I have not. I've heard. I've heard of. As far as trash TV goes, I would enjoy it.

[Christy Lee]

You would love it.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I've heard.

[Christy Lee]

Trash TV at its finest.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they go hunting.

[Christy Lee]

The ladies hunt.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

There are ladies that hunt. And there's a lot of boobage. It's boobage. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They go after it. Each other. Husbands.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're in the. There. Why are they naked hunting?

[Christy Lee]

They're not naked hunting, but the hunting is part of the story there in Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so that's just an excuse then to have them take their clothes off?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they kind of get together in a lodge sometimes, and then the next thing you know, it's. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there men involved or is it strictly ladies?

[Christy Lee]

And there's some women and women and men. Women and women and women and men.

[Tom Griswold]

And they. And they called and then what? Someone wants to call television a great wasteland. What were they thinking?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's literally the worst TV you could watch. But it's. You can't look away.

[Chick McGee]

I could be way wrong on this, but I think you're the only one in the room that probably spent some time for an early morning hunting party in a paneled room with brandy and the hounds ready. The hounds ready. And you have. You have a steward for your shotgun or something?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Much like a caddy. You've never done that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I've did. Your father died? No, I've dined on duck. That had been. That had been. Just give me a second here.

[Chick McGee]

Freshly shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And the word shot is the key. I almost had to get new teeth.

[Christy Lee]

A little buckshot in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got a. Yeah. You know, you bite on something and. And then you realize I got a giant piece of metal in my mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was delicious. A little oily. Got to get that, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Would you want to do that? The fox and the hounds. You know, get the hound, go. Go hunting for the foxes out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm not in any horseback that right now, but.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever ride horses? Are you horse worthy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I admire people that. I've ridden them, but I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

At all good at it.

[Christy Lee]

They're so big.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a true art form.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there's a murder involved, too. I forgot that part.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and honeywash.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, speaking of trash television.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a Maybe related, maybe not, but guy was attacked and killed doing a demonstration with tigers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there may or may not be a connection to Joe Exotic. You'll recall during COVID That was the big TV show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe Exotic. The. It's very complicated. He was a trainer of big cats. And then there was an alleged murder.

[Chick McGee]

And evidently there's an alarming number of people in the United States, at least, that want to pet a baby tiger. I don't know what the attraction is, but apparently that's a big damn deal.

[Christy Lee]

And don't quote me on this, but I think there are more wild cats in personal homes or enclosures than in zoos in the United States of America.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In most states, apparently, it's legal to.

[Christy Lee]

Have a exotic animal.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy was an expert on big cats. Well.

[Christy Lee]

And the cat didn't care.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently he got Siegfried and Roy, or at least royd, but.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He got dead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you had a big cat, Josh, would you put a sign out your. Out in front of your house that said security system, giant tiger.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have, like a picture of like a very tiny kitten or something to say, like, pet on premises. So then when they actually Saw it, they would just be completely shit.

[Chick McGee]

There's a video out there I just saw yesterday. Some sort of safari where you go out in this, you know, a tram or whatever, and there's like 30, 40 people in this tram. And this lion is on the tram going from person to person, rubbing his head on. And the caption is, this lion thinks it's a house cat and he's adorable and lovable, but it's a big ass lion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's what happens with these cats. They raise them, but they're still a wild animal. Apparently in this case, he'd raised this one and eternal.

[Christy Lee]

You want to do the story?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

An animal handler linked to the infamous Joe Exotic has been killed by a tiger at an Oklahoma wildlife preserve. Growler Pines tiger preserve said Mr. Ryan Easley died over the weekend in a quote unquote accident involving a tiger at the property near Hugo, Oklahoma. All tours at the facility have been canceled until further notice. Joe Exotic offered his condolences online, saying he knew Mr. Easley for many years. The preserve said this tragedy is a painful reminder of both the beauty and unpredictability of the natural world.

[Chick McGee]

And it should be mentioned here that Joe Exotic made those comments from his prison cell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I have a question. Can. When you're in prison. Yeah. Can you go.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you could have a PR department. I bet.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you can go online.

[Chick McGee]

I think Menendez's have some sort of PR machine that they're releasing press releases.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened to bread and water?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Ryan understood those risks. According to the wildlife preserve's press release, not out of recklessness, but out of love. The animal under his care, not just animals to him, but beings he formed a connection with, one rooted in respect, daily care and love. Well, apparently the other one didn't feel the same.

[Chick McGee]

You remember what Roy said when the tiger ripped his throat out? Or was it Siegfried? I get those two.

[Tom Griswold]

Roy was the one that was attacked.

[Chick McGee]

He was. The tiger was trying to protect him or something. He's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, that may be. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

He's stuck with that there.

[Tom Griswold]

But they are wild animals.

[Josh Arnold]

And on Family Guy, the tiger walks into the hospital and he goes. He goes up to a tiger, walks into the hospital.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he goes up to Roy, he goes, should I get tested?

[Tom Griswold]

I should get. That's. That's genius.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dude, you know what? Let's just go home. It's not going to get funnier than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. That is. But, I mean, I don't know you the. I assume that this is on video.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, but people were there.

[Kelly Collette]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, people were there. It was a demonstration, part of a tour.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's awful.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure that's on video somewhere. I could even make it more awful. But I'm going to keep my mouth shut right now.

[Tom Griswold]

It's more awful than that.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. I'll tell you off air.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. I heard that the tiger had Charlie Sheen blood.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Which means. Which means don't bother testing because. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Charlie Blood.

[Tom Griswold]

Charlie Sheen. There's a documentary about him out there.

[Chick McGee]

Right now on the Netflix and a new book.

[Tom Griswold]

And, boy, Charlie's done it all. So would you like to talk to him? Yeah, we can get him on the air.

[Christy Lee]

We can?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know. Why not?

[Christy Lee]

We should talk to him.

[Tom Griswold]

I've talked to him a couple times.

[Christy Lee]

Just called him up. What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no interview. I mean, it's not yet.

[Christy Lee]

I bought him drinks.

[Chick McGee]

I bought him drinks. We played blackjack.

[Christy Lee]

Really? I thought maybe you had his number in your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he was in town for quite a while making a movie. Eight Men out, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, back then.

[Chick McGee]

And, you know, I went to see that and it's. It wasn't anything like I expected.

[Tom Griswold]

Gay porn.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was an adult cinema feature. I was very disappointed.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't this the name of this place where this guy was sadly killed? Sorry to be laughing. What's the name of it again? Isn't it Growler Pines? To me, that sounds like some kind of a.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like a beer place to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a porta Potty. I gotta get the growler.

[Christy Lee]

No, a growler. Isn't it a growler? A big thing of beer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's also a really rough.

[Chick McGee]

I had a giant burrito. I gotta go make that before.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, it's out there.

[Christy Lee]

That's a guy thing. What are you doing, guys?

[Chick McGee]

I got a wicked growler brewing coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Up, by the way. Oh, yeah, coming up. It just. You might want to get your seat belt on. We have a guy. That had to be a letter from an adult who was circumcised. Remember how this. This came up in conversation? Also, we have a Dutch door update. Jesus, that's a shame.

[Chick McGee]

I have no less than 35 emails about Dutch doors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too. And guess where I put them.

[Josh Arnold]

You're doing the right thing.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee. Hey, Pat Godwin. Hello. Josh Arnold. Hi there, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Tom. And it's time for listener emails brought to you by Omaha Steaks. Get fired up. For fall grilling with omaha steaks, visit omaha steaks.com 50% off site wide because you know us. And a bonus. Bonus, an extra $35 off. All you have to do is use the promo code BTS at checkout.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, We've got some food news coming up today, A couple quick things. We have some letters here about things in the medical field. I did want to pass along a little something to you guys. I had something interesting happen to me last week. I had a little bit of surgery on my ear. And as part of it, they have to. Is the word cauterize?

[Christy Lee]

Cauterize. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

They burn it.

[Tom Griswold]

But the way it works is they hand you what is essentially a, imagine a, like a metal ping pong paddle following me here. And it's got a cord on it, right. And you take this ping pong paddle thing and you put it on your chest or your belly and you put your, you have to have your hand on it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, because. So you're grounded or something. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And, and, and then that completes the circuit. And then they were doing this right at the top of my ear. So needless to say, you could hear this sizzling sound not only here, but. And smell.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It was the best barbecue ever.

[Tom Griswold]

But anyway, it wasn't particularly painful, but I thought it was kind of funny that I'm, I'm part of this electrical system.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they had to do that. There were too many electrocutions. It was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was really interesting. But now we have a kind of a medical letter here. We've been talking about. Well, we've been talking about the, the drop in the number of circumcisions in the United States. And it's based on a number of different things, but it's dropped.

[Chick McGee]

It's about. Among newborns. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Okay to be. Yeah. Of course. Although we, on occasion, adults are urged by professionals in the medical field.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have the definitive answer on that? Is circumcised cleaner than non circumcised or is that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think we.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a powder keg or the. Certain venereal diseases occur on fewer occasions if one is circumcised. But it's. The numbers are. I don't know. I don't want to go get good quoted on this and. And get it wrong. We have a letter here. It's a. Hey, guys. I had to be circumcised twice.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, that sounds like something you'd say. I'm so giant, I'm so massive. Twice. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I did not get circumcised twice. There was a donation involved. It's a company, kind of like Locks of Love, but let's move on. This is from Sean. I had to be circumcised twice. He writes. The doctor thought it was the cause of why my wife could not get pregnant. So the urologist decided I should get circumcised again. They brought me into the doctor's exam room, laid me down, dropped my shorts. The nurse, whose name was Helga, is that right? At a five o' clock shadow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She said in a deep smoker's voice. We are going to shave you now. Somewhere someone's getting very hot. At that point, Helga. We'll refer to it as Mr. Winky got scared and went back inside. We've all experienced this.

[Christy Lee]

No, I haven't, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Hospitals. Yeah, yeah. Hospital Johnson, we call it. The nurse had to call another nurse to push down around Mr. Winky so they could do the shaving. The doctor came in to perform the procedure. The doctor gave me 13 shots around the base of the aforementioned. After 20 minutes, he looks at me and says, you should be good and numb. He made the slicing motion. I wasn't numb enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

I raised up in the exam table in pain, by the way. My wife was in the room and we should have said something like, so when you have the baby, don't come bitching to me. Oh, sorry. The doctor. After completing the procedure, I looked down and sure enough, my. The aforementioned private zone was in a sling. I had to sleep in a recliner with a bucket protecting my stuff.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard of an ass in a sling, but I've never.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I never heard of a penis in a sling.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. It hurt for around six months.

[Josh Arnold]

Six months.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay, there we go.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't have sex for six months.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the letter ends with we.

[Christy Lee]

We now have twins.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what I was hoping? No, it says the letter ends with we ended up adopting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's do all of them. Happy ending there. Okay, good. Chick Magee over at the other side of the room. Any letters over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, A top show. My name is Nick. I am from Wisconsin. You were recently talking about Joey Chestnut's hot dog record on the show. Fourth of July, the hot dog eating contest. Nathan, it's America organized gluttony. It's amazing. Each year the last place team on our fantasy football league, we've come up with interesting rigamarole to put them through after they've lost the fantasy football. We hear these every year.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of like hazing, right?

[Chick McGee]

Some sort of unpleasant task. Well, this year our commissioner came up with the last place person has one week, seven days to eat the same amount that Joey ate in the contest. Must record video every hot dog and send it to the league. Oh, by the way, it's 70.5 hot dogs in a week. So that's give or take 10 hot dogs a day.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you do breakfast, lunch and dinner of hot dogs?

[Chick McGee]

This gentleman Nick said he sat out the fantasy football this year. He's 6, one weighs 150. There's no way I could have completed the task. That's, that's a good. That's penalty for 70 hot dogs in one week.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be two hot dogs five times a day.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I like. Yikes, I like hot dogs, but holy.

[Josh Arnold]

Heck, you'd be so tired of it and so bloated.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine the sodium?

[Chick McGee]

None of your rings would fit.

[Christy Lee]

God, your ankles would swell.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, speaking of hot dogs, this is semi related here Kevin writes in, he says, dear Chuck Michaels, the Chief and the rest. He's going old school.

[Chick McGee]

Chuck Michaels and the Chi. That's me and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom was the chief back in the day.

[Josh Arnold]

My 5 year old said she wants to buy lunch at school today because they're serving breakfast for lunch, including sausage and she rather not have that. But she doesn't know the words links or patties, so she said she wasn't sure if they were serving sausage lines or circles. Very cute. Now Chick, hit me hard with some elephant's memory.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Mongoose.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't have mongoose. But what does this even mean? It's when I do the Wolfman Jack, I'm gonna hit you hard with Martha.

[Tom Griswold]

Reeves and the Vandellas Elephant's Memory was Mongoose. Didn't they play on John Lennon's solo album? Yeah, yeah, you're absolutely right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

I think I don't want to. John Lennon's solo albums. Elephant's Memory.

[Chick McGee]

No, that was the name of the band.

[Christy Lee]

That's a band.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Elephant's Memory.

[Tom Griswold]

And they played with. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

And they had a marginal hit called Mongoose.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm unfamiliar. I wonder if I've heard it before.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm familiar too.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're unfamiliar for a good reason.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how Grammy overlooked him, but I. And I believe there's only one. One word in the. In the song, and it's Mongoose. It's Mongoose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a feeling. I like party songs like that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Everybody. Everybody say Mongoose.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I was watching highlights and I said, this can't be right. I checked it. There's a linebacker for East Central University named Maximus Johnson. Whoa, boy, that sounds like a name right out of a gladiator.

[Christy Lee]

Those are some big shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Like gladiator. Like gladiator porn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Maximus Johnson.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you not entertained, slut?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it in yet? How dare you. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Edgar, Wisconsin.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, very nice town.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice, Edgar. We could do a whole book of how about towns that are named after names?

[Chick McGee]

How about a coffee table book? That'd be nice. That would be something to thumb through at the. At the boring meeting.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing. I'm guessing Edgar was. Wisconsin is probably near some really nice fishing places. What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe. Maybe near the Dells.

[Tom Griswold]

This past Sunday, I was making dinner. My husband was watching football.

[Josh Arnold]

Football.

[Tom Griswold]

He said, denver's getting beat by. And then he paused. You know, the lightning rods said. What? You mean the Chargers?

[Chick McGee]

Los Angeles Chargers.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

And check me on this, but I'm almost certain that Baron Hilton came up with San Diego Chargers. Well, it was Los Angeles Chargers first and then with San Diego Chargers is because he owned Diners Club.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. The credit card. It is not.

[Chick McGee]

It was lightning. It's not. It's Charge Car.

[Tom Griswold]

But the logo would suggest otherwise.

[Christy Lee]

Lightning. Yes, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look, it's. It's Elephant's memory and Mongoose. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right already. So on board in the village.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've never heard this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, change. Here it comes. Only nine more minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like a of sounds like A scene from a musical about hunting in the jungle. This is better than I remember.

[Chick McGee]

That was the first any sort of recording audio that I bought ever.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

In the history of the world. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got. I mean, it's really. It. It's got a nice. That's a cool groove, a nice horn section.

[Christy Lee]

That was your first.

[Tom Griswold]

How did you hear it first?

[Chick McGee]

On the radio.

[Tom Griswold]

On the radio. Something about when you're a kid, like. Because the first thing I bought was Papa Umau MAU by the Rivingtons.

[Chick McGee]

And then Dennis Coffey and Scorpio. I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're a kid, you have your taste.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't have any pop music.

[Tom Griswold]

Your taste is so natural and so great.

[Chick McGee]

Departure family. But I recorded all that on my cassette.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That kind of reminds me of this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Clarence Frogman Henry.

[Tom Griswold]

I always like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a good one too.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't hear that voice much. Except from RFK Jr. Oh, no, that was his.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a similarity there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you do that email dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that and that and Diane Ream. I'm not lying.

[Chick McGee]

And that's screaming you hear in the background is Mark Allison. He goes to the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let it go.

[Josh Arnold]

You added some.

[Chick McGee]

I think there's a nice little hook. And he sings. Hi. And it's go. Let it go, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, frogman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you get away with that? That's so good.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's inhaling. That's the way to do this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is after Froggy appeared of Little Rascals, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Froggy.

[Tom Griswold]

So is this considered a cultural appropriation?

[Josh Arnold]

No. This guy's black. Froggy wasn't right, was it? Froggy White.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When he stops singing. Stupid. It's a good song.

[Tom Griswold]

I love those. Those songs like that. The Elephant's Memory 1. What? That's titled again? Simply Mongoose. Oh, that was good.

[Chick McGee]

I believe the album is Mongoose from the movie Mongoose.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Soon to be a Broadway play.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, yesterday in the show we were giving name to our. One of our fine colleagues, comedian Jeffrey Oskay. I refer to him as Papa Hippie. I love that because he's. He's a great dad. He's a wonderful guy. Great cook.

[Christy Lee]

Wonderful guy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, really terrific. And a great stand up. And someone has a different name for.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Based on something we talked about in the air. A Little bit. A little bit ago. You're missing the perfect nickname for Jeff, Oscar. Other than Papa Hippie. How about Papa Shroom MAU MAU? Which of course references the song I was just talking about by the Rivingtons.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't we hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

I can dig it up, but I can dig it because Jeff was talking about the importance of. I don't know, what did he call it, A coach or a guide. We had that story about the guys that took the shrooms. They were. They were in the mountains on the east coast and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they had to call for help.

[Tom Griswold]

The one guy was in the fetal position. One guy thought he saw a bridge over a gorge that wasn't there.

[Chick McGee]

Shrooms always scared me.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, for a reason. Jeff was saying, if you dabble in this sort of the world of psychedelics, you really need to have a. A sober guide. If you. If that's what you're into. I recommend talking to a medical professional before you dive in because there's a lot of news lately about, what do they call it, Micro dosing for various ailments. Again, talk to a paid professional would be my. Would be my tip there. But I. Papa Shroom MAU MAU. When we come back, we'll have a little bit of. A little bit of Papa Umau MAU for you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was the. That was the first music I ever purchased. It was 45. And to prove my point, the flip side was a gospel song called Deep River.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they did a cover of that.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it the one from.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Deep River. It's an old. It's an old gospel song. But I didn't, of course, as a kid, you don't understand. I'm thinking, well, Papa Uma Ma was great, so the flip side's got to be similar. And here it is, this serious.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it sounded great, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but not to a. Not to like an 8 year old kid. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't compare.

[Tom Griswold]

I want. I want more of this stuff. What the hell's going on here? I didn't understand that B sides involved publishing rights and royalties. We have a. Mr. McGee over there. You sent me a great picture overnight of all of the guys on espn. On espn. And their pick for last night's game. What are there, six or seven of them?

[Chick McGee]

And they all, you know, they put them up on. They put them up on the screen and every one of them picked the Ravens.

[Tom Griswold]

And what happened?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

What a great song. We'll get back to that and more.

[Chick McGee]

Mongoose.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How scared that come out.

[Chick McGee]

What an awful, awful song.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's a bit about the groove. It's all good stuff. It's all good stuff. Coming up, we have a cool world record, I think involving the world's largest human pyramid. Also in the news, liquid ass ass. And it ends up in a jail. We'll find out what that's all about. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Wearing his readers on his mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

They slipped.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, Kostakia Kanamopoulos. Coming up later this morning, Something about the NFL and stand up. Comedian Kelly Collette will be in the studio. We'll talk to her. All right. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We were discussing a certain sphere of music that we all enjoyed as a kid. You mentioned the first record you ever bought.

[Chick McGee]

First album.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it again? It was. Oh, you had. You purchased a 45 prior to that?

[Chick McGee]

Dippy.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how kids okay music. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I think which I still enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever you like is what you like. You know me, I'm very open minded about this.

[Christy Lee]

So you didn't purchase a 45 until that mongoose song?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I said the first album I purchased with Mon.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The first music I Bought was the 45 vinyl of, of Papa Uma.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not on trial here. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet there are some who don't quite know the difference between 45s and.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one would have been a single? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

45S were this, the albums were this 45s were about.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. I'm familiar with.

[Tom Griswold]

Is with the. Like a football. If you sliced it. What's. And what's the new thing really.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Relatable.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you have the smaller.

[Tom Griswold]

If you took a football. That doesn't really help, does it?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now like to have a football hit you right in the face with him. Owned by.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a thing. Christie had a story that was really interesting a couple weeks ago about a new thing that has come out, which are these little mini.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They're vinyl discs. Right.

[Christy Lee]

They kind of look like if your kids, if this is if your kids had a little fake record player back in the day and they had those tiny little records that came with it.

[Tom Griswold]

So I know about that size. So they're about the size of a pancake, basically.

[Christy Lee]

Like a small, like a silver dollar pancake.

[Tom Griswold]

And then.

[Chick McGee]

But these like a good size Areola.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a big Ariel.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the one.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, it's called the Victrola areola.

[Chick McGee]

Do you like that or you like a big nipple? Which one do you like the best?

[Tom Griswold]

I I, I don't care. Excuse me, could we get back to.

[Chick McGee]

Like a pencil eraser?

[Josh Arnold]

Today's topic, what Tom is describing. It kind of looks like if you took a record player and a record and you made a Christmas ornament out of it. Yes, but it's about that size.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's real.

[Chick McGee]

And think of a football sliced in half.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I didn't get the story. You found that story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're selling them at Target, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a, it's a smart idea. It's a perfect like stocking stuffer for the holidays. And do you remember which artists were releasing these things?

[Chick McGee]

No, but usually suspects I would.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And, and it's my understanding they, I forget if they go at 33 RPMs or 45.

[Christy Lee]

I think it was 33, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but in any of.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell us a little more about it.

[Christy Lee]

It's called Tiny Vinyl and it's a pocket sized collectible alternative traditional vinyl. And it does play. It's a 4 inch disc and it plays at 33 RPM.

[Chick McGee]

I just, this irritates me when I.

[Tom Griswold]

See this and it does. And it has the smaller, if you will, pencil size hole.

[Chick McGee]

The advertising agency who came up with this slogan for tiny vinyl. Real vinyl records. Just tiny. Oh yeah, I want to strangle the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of ironic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At non advertisement advertisement, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, but, and it plays on a traditional turntable. But it's tiny.

[Tom Griswold]

And the thing is what you'll find if you get one is you play it then you have to get up and lift up the tone arm to play it again. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Can you see that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've said this before. I'll say it again. I, I was big Mr. Vinyl like a year ago and no longer than that. And I'm gonna do it all. I got the turntable. Here we go. Oh my, I gotta get up. Oh no, no, this is no good. I can just sit here with my phone and push it. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you can argue till your face turns blue.

[Chick McGee]

That's warmer.

[Tom Griswold]

I talked to true audio experts that tell you that you're scamming yourself if you think it sounds better. But I don't want to get into that argument.

[Josh Arnold]

I say play whatever you like, whatever format you like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no, no. You're scamming yourself. If you like.

[Tom Griswold]

They're nice collectible speakers. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean if you've.

[Tom Griswold]

I just bought a vinyl album for my daughter over the, the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

See. But this gets back to our, one of our topics. So what's, what album did you buy in the most formats?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great question. Right.

[Chick McGee]

And you vinyl and then eight track and then cassette.

[Tom Griswold]

And then in your case, was it, was it Peter Frampton?

[Chick McGee]

I think it was Frank. Or maybe Yellow Brick Road, I'm not sure which. But, or maybe I, I don't know. I, I, I could have got this on little Elephant's Memory on eight track.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, do you think you Liked that because you liked the groove or did you like the guy? The guy talking like that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I didn't. I'd forgotten. I thought Mongoose was the only lyrics. I didn't know there was a guy singing from what I remember anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you mean. So the first. That was the first album you purchased. What was the first? 45.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, I can't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

A single, if you will. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I just wanted to clarify.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, Josh. I'm looking at you but talking to him.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I prefer looking at your hands and face.

[Chick McGee]

Is this is a Steph Curry. No, look. Conversation. Yeah, I like it.

[Christy Lee]

All right, I can get you Black Sabbath paranoid on a 4 inch vinyl.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, just.

[Christy Lee]

No, just the song.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the B side?

[Christy Lee]

The B side is the Wizard.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if that was originally the B side of that 45 third eye blind, semi.

[Christy Lee]

Semi Charmed a lot and Jump.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. The interesting trick about 45s was the B side made just as much money.

[Josh Arnold]

For the writer.

[Tom Griswold]

No, for the. In the. When it was sold as the A side. Yeah. It went for the ride. So that's why on. When you'd see if a band did a cover song, the B side, if they had any brains, was always something they wrote so they'd get the sales royalty.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, in my case, it was the aforementioned Papa Umau MAU. I can dig it. There was a gospel band, the Rivingtons.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Did you ever send in cereal box tops to get an album chick?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I. Diana Ross on one.

[Christy Lee]

Side and Neil diamond on the other.

[Chick McGee]

I forget what cereal it was. You could cut the 45 out of the box.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there was that too.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think that is gonna come back.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

It has to.

[Josh Arnold]

I did Christie for a cassette and a cd.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the one CD single I got from a cereal box was the song David Duchovny and I forget her name.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you love me?

[Tom Griswold]

What we're talking about. There was a. I think it was. Was it a serial where the. The record, if you will, was part of the box?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So you would just cut it out and you could stick it on a.

[Chick McGee]

Turntable and it would play.

[Christy Lee]

It would play.

[Chick McGee]

It sounded like.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe the term is a sonic disaster. Someone's gonna have to do that again soon. That. That makes a lot of sense. They could. Because with the proliferation once again of turntables, etc. Etc.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, we didn't have any money, so that was a way to get an album.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The first album you purchased. I purchased would have been Dizzy by Tommy Rowe.

[Christy Lee]

The first album or.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no. Single. Yeah. First album I got for Christmas. Revolver and Abbey Road. Oh, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

First album I ever bought. Deep Purple.

[Tom Griswold]

Machine Head, Another good one.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are both. All three of those are classics.

[Christy Lee]

Great album.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, did you ever. Were you an album buyer?

[Josh Arnold]

We were. When we were kids. I remember we went to the store and my older brother and I were able to pick out the album of Slippery When Wet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Good cover, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good album cover in my taste. My taste. Somewhat exotic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Always. Always ahead of the curve.

[Tom Griswold]

West. West side Story. The Smothers Brothers live at the Purple Onion.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. Did you like girls back then?

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty flamboyant response to Kiss a Boy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

At that point, did you.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the Smothers Brothers? That was great.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I. That bit about falling into a vat of chocolate. Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Please, Tom, tell us more.

[Tom Griswold]

I had. I had every album by Alan Sherman.

[Josh Arnold]

Every album?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. He had more than one album?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a contract. I had them all I can.

[Chick McGee]

How many albums did he have?

[Tom Griswold]

A four or five. Alan Sherman for I am moving to Shaker Heights where I have a connection in dry goods.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

But the wrong way. Old King Louie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Members of Hadassah Maizel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, you got.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine?

[Chick McGee]

My son. My son the folk singer.

[Tom Griswold]

I had that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Basement. The Borsch Belt.

[Chick McGee]

My son the nun. My son the celebrity. Alan in Wonderland.

[Tom Griswold]

I had them all.

[Chick McGee]

Alan Sherman for Swinging Livers Only.

[Josh Arnold]

Funny, funny.

[Chick McGee]

Not lovers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, he went livers.

[Chick McGee]

Swinging livers, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, the famous. Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. Coming up, we have a Sporting news. We have more letters if you want to reach us. It's Bob and tomobandtom.com. we'd love to hear from you.

[Josh Arnold]

Or. Leave us alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Just leave us alone.

[Chick McGee]

Listen passively and enjoy it. Okay? Get off our backs or.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have. We have. Not all scientists are geniuses.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll look at this from Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a good one. I was obsessed with it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just old enough to hate that. When we come back, here's the headline. Alcohol Drinking impairs Bats. No kidding. I thought it made them smarter and faster. You say bats, bats, bats in the news. That and Kostakiakanamopolis comedian Collette. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Kelly Collette. Looking forward to meeting Kelly. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24.

[Chick McGee]

7.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Get all the info in the VIP.

[Chick McGee]

[e-mail] Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless. And if you haven't made the switch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yet, here are 15 reasons why you should.

[Chick McGee]

One, it's $15 a month.

[Tom Griswold]

Two, seriously, it's $15 a month.

[Chick McGee]

Three, no big contracts.

[Tom Griswold]

Four, I use it.

[Chick McGee]

Five, my mom uses it.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you.

[Chick McGee]

Are you playing me off?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what's happening, right? Okay, give it a try. @mintmobile.com Switch upfront payment of $45 per three month plan.

[Christy Lee]

$15 per month equivalent required.

[Tom Griswold]

New customer offer first three months only, then full price plan, options available, taxes and fees extra. See mintmobile.com.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the people the parts and service you need. Pat, can we take it again?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think you mumbled the last one. Do it again.

[Christy Lee]

All right, deep breath.

[Tom Griswold]

Go with it. Go with thinko.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

You already have had that part.

[Chick McGee]

Think of where do you want me to start?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Think of. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Think of O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the farts and service you need.

[Tom Griswold]

Get the farts you need.

[Chick McGee]

Where should I start?

[Tom Griswold]

Get. Start with get.

[Chick McGee]

Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

They could have. They could have. They could have found the folks at O'Reilly could have found the part you need quicker than it was for you to read the announcement.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Let's see, where were we? Oh, we. Are we still doing letters or are we moving on?

[Chick McGee]

I do not have any more letters. I don't think at this time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have a correction. Oh, wrong again, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

That means this rarely happens.

[Chick McGee]

Wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been right a lot lately. I. I don't remember why this came up. We were talking about the movie Woodstock, of all things, which is, by the way, a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

Not the bird from Peanuts?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. And one of the Announcers in that movie is a guy who's goes by the name Wavy Gravy. And Mr. Gravy was one of the merry pranksters. Oh, I know. We were talking about Ken Kesey and the various folks that were involved in that whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know that Wavy Gravy was one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought. Wasn't he part of that? I thought. I thought. And that's how we got on the topic. Apparently Wavy's doing fine. I had. I don't know why I thought he was deceased.

[Josh Arnold]

His brain has got to be melted.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, relatively, at least. Holy hell, he was. He's still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's talking to a cookie somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of liked his is vibe.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to know if you have a reservation tonight for 7 o' clock for me and my macaroon.

[Tom Griswold]

Comes to us from Mr. K. He says Wavy Gravy's alive and well in Laytonville, California. I just spent the weekend with him at the Hog Farm.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right, sir?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I apologize.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you telling us? He's telling everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. He's. Did you ever see the movie Woodstock?

[Christy Lee]

Chris Christy, I don't think. No, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the famous fish cheer.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard it. Country Joe McDonald, the album as a.

[Tom Griswold]

Kid, I think the who.

[Christy Lee]

That was a double album, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yellow on the great kind of yellow cover. Yeah, I had that.

[Tom Griswold]

An editor's note. They just finally released the John Fogarty Credence segment from Woodstock, which had not been available. It's fantastic. Just stop it. He wasn't included. He didn't want to be.

[Chick McGee]

What are you championing this morning? What. What are you live.

[Tom Griswold]

Credence in 1969.

[Christy Lee]

Woodstock.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They were. I mean, was there like one guy listening? It's almost.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an argument to be made that in a brief period of time, Credence made three albums as good as three Beatles albums in. In a similar period of time. This is. This is a boring. Sorry, but let's move ahead.

[Christy Lee]

That's really interesting is my husband's a huge Beatle fan and he does not like CCR at all.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, but I mean with that. I mean, with respect to making three incredible works of art in a very short period of time.

[Christy Lee]

I got you.

[Tom Griswold]

They made. They made three incredible records in like a year and a half. I'm sorry. Back to the world of sports, which is always exciting.

[Chick McGee]

Monday Night Football. Jameer Gibbs. You ever do that to Anybody? Hey, hey, hey. Jimmy here instead of. Come here.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Never did that.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No one's ever.

[Tom Griswold]

No one knows you're alone.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. No one's ever done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you do the face, and it still wasn't interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Jameer Gibbs and David Montgomery, not like Creedon talk.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just saying two touchdowns. The movie Woodstock is amazing. And my friend Mark was at the last who show ever in the Hollywood Bowl.

[Chick McGee]

They have a booster seat, the balcony. Oh, you said that yesterday, didn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

I asked whose shoulders he was sitting.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Mark took. I swear to God, he took a little video that he sent to me of the who.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it would have to be a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

And all I can see. All I can see. I can kind of see. See Daltry and Townsend's head bobbing over the. The heads of the people right in front of him. Hold the camera up higher, Mark, for God's sake.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, his arms are at least tall, right? I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

How did he afford to go? He's a contract.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't even get that out.

[Chick McGee]

I can make as much money as this pen tells me I can make. The Detroit Lions pushed the Ravens around last night. Kick the ace and Detroit 38, Baltimore 30. In the CH City, the Lions sack Lamar Jackson seven times and outrush the Ravens and Derrick Henry. 224 yards to 85. And this is three games in a row. Now Derek Henry has fumbled. Oh, my gosh. There's a problem in Baltimore, Tom. There's hand wringing. There's. You think John Harbaugh's on the hot seat, top.

[Josh Arnold]

He's out. He's out.

[Chick McGee]

He's out.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it.

[Chick McGee]

It's got San Francisco star defensive end Nick Bosa.

[Tom Griswold]

Bosa. Bosa.

[Chick McGee]

D's nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Tore the ACL in his right knee.

[Christy Lee]

Left knee.

[Josh Arnold]

His penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Weenie.

[Josh Arnold]

I always get that wrong.

[Chick McGee]

In his right knee.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It is a certain nuanced delivery. Weenie versus penis. They sound the same in Latvia.

[Chick McGee]

College football. Fernando Mendoza is the Associated Press national player of the Week in college football. He is the quarterback for Indiana.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Make love to someone tonight.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure he did.

[Chick McGee]

I am Fernando Mendoza. I have the run of the campus.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm making love to someone right now, probably.

[Chick McGee]

Can you hold? California transfer through five tutties for the second straight week and completed his final 17 tosses and a 6310 beat down.

[Josh Arnold]

You like the British tosser? Yes. He's a tosser. He's a.

[Tom Griswold]

What's A tosser, somebody.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I think it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it? Does it mean the same as Wanker?

[Chick McGee]

There's Tosser, there's Puncher.

[Tom Griswold]

Puncher is the big one over there.

[Chick McGee]

Now, my favorite is bell end.

[Tom Griswold]

I never heard that.

[Chick McGee]

He's a real bell end. What's the head of your penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Kind of looks like a bell. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Bringing that. Ringing that bell, you know, Johnny, be good. I play that penis like he's ringing a bell.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was a guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Miami jumped LSU and Penn State into the number two spot behind Ohio State in the AP Top 25 College Football Poll this week. Oklahoma is in the top 10 for the first time in two years. Indiana and Texas make huge moves after lopsided wins over ranked Indiana at 11. Miami has its highest ranking since 17. Penn State, which has been number two since the preseason, idle and slipped to number three, didn't play and lost. Lost ground. Is that fair? Your thoughts don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I was surprised by that. LSU falls one spot to four after an easy win. Georgia, Oregon, Oklahoma, Florida State, Texas A and M and Texas round out the top 10. WNBA playoffs tonight. Phoenix at Minnesota, 7:30 Eastern. Indiana at Las Vegas, 9:30 Eastern. Both these game twos, Minnesota and Indiana, won the first games in those series. And yes, as you can see if you're watching YouTube. I have fever. Fever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go fever.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a hoodie.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go there. Have you noticed you watch the pregame shows on the NFL, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes they have fashion shows, if you will, of the players coming into the stadiums. And what's he wearing?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, things like. Like the red carpet, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

There instance is Travis Kelce coming into.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming into somewhat of the Angus Young look.

[Tom Griswold]

He's wearing a suit, but the pants have. They're shorts.

[Chick McGee]

They're shorts. Yeah. And he can pull that look off.

[Tom Griswold]

Because if you mock him, he'll beat the crap out of you.

[Chick McGee]

And we had the Indiana Fever entering the stadium last week, Las Vegas. And I never hadn't thought to check those out, but those ladies are dressed quite well. There's Lexi hall walking hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow mo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, wait a minute. She's gonna flip her hair.

[Christy Lee]

She's so pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like she has a fancy coffee, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Does she have a fancy coffee?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's got a fancy beverage.

[Tom Griswold]

I was looking at the top of.

[Chick McGee]

Why is she holding up two fingers?

[Christy Lee]

She's got nice abs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she got a nice piece. Sign. Okay, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Where are we?

[Tom Griswold]

Which we are about to have some steaks coming up this week we're having our special grill out.

[Josh Arnold]

If I decide to share.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, I am in charge of divvying out the food.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna cook too?

[Josh Arnold]

I am, yes. Christy, how do you like your steak?

[Christy Lee]

Medium rare.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I will give you a full steak, medium rare.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the correct answer.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not saying anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you. Didn't you have a new medium rare plus?

[Christy Lee]

But I quit. I went to medium rare.

[Chick McGee]

All right, so medium rare is a little more down the medium rare.

[Christy Lee]

Medium medium rare plus is more done than medium rare.

[Josh Arnold]

I got you a 44 ouncer. What?

[Chick McGee]

There's no way.

[Christy Lee]

I'll do the 4. You do the 40.

[Tom Griswold]

Where'd you get it?

[Josh Arnold]

I took a few different cuts from Omaha Steaks, sold them together.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

They asked me not to do that.

[Chick McGee]

If you go get a 40 ouncer of old English and a 4 ounce fillet, does that count as a 44 ouncer?

[Josh Arnold]

We're doing it Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we are.

[Josh Arnold]

Omaha Steaks is what we're sort of alluding to. I'm gonna talk about them properly now. It's tailgating season. Grilling outside in the fall. Absolutely fantastic, isn't it? The great weather, the crisp leaves, the colors, and of course, the aroma of Omaha steaks filling the neighborhood air, making all of your neighbors jealous. It's perfect. Omaha Steaks delivers the world's best steak experience. Enjoy USDA certified tender steaks, juicy burgers, cozy and convenient comfort meals like that meat lover's lasagna. Plus tailgating favorites like chicken wings, smash burgers, and big deli style franks. Right now, during their red hot sale event, you can get 50% off site wide at Omaha steaks.com plus Bob and Tom listeners get an extra $35 off with promo code BTS at checkout. You know, something I haven't mentioned yet are their sides. They are absolutely terrific. Check out the potatoes au gratin. They crisp up, brown up into a golden perfection in the oven. You serve that up alongside a nice juicy steak and you've got yourself some happy, happy family members, friends, neighbors, whatever you decide.

[Tom Griswold]

You people, you need help there?

[Chick McGee]

I think I got a feeling you need a flashlight.

[Tom Griswold]

Ad libbed himself into a corner there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's the food. It gets me all excited and I get all, hey, grill out.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, it's the season.

[Christy Lee]

Heck yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I get all clumsy.

[Tom Griswold]

Tailgate in your own driveway. Have the neighbors over.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, thank you. Thank you. Omaha Steaks delivers an exclusive lineup of USDA certified tender steaks. But I want to tell you this. This their fan favorite, Filets Mignon have achieved the distinction of USDA certified very tender. They're not joking around. You're going to find that these are some of the most tender steaks out there and I think you're going to really love them. Get fired up for fall grilling with omaha steaks, visit omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide. It's their red hot sale event. And for an extra $35 off, use our promo code. What is it? It's BTS. Where do I put that in checkout? That's right. That's 50% off@omaha steaks.com and an extra $35 off with promo code BTS at checkout. Minimum purchase may apply C site for details.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. And I always say the same thing that makes a great gift. If you've got a brother or sister lives out of town, you want to give them something they're really going to use, send him a box of steaks, et cetera, et cetera. And never forget the lasagna. You will not regret it. Coming up, up, we have comedians Kelly Collette, Kostaki Economopoulos. We have should you serve alcohol to your bats? Well, some scientists want to, but we've got a great story about a nun in the great state of Ohio. We have a hooker or wait a minute, let me rephrase it. We have a professional escort involved with allegedly involved with the silly string attack. Well worth it. By the way, wait till you hear about this from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

When did making plans get this complicated? It's time to streamline with WhatsApp, the secure messaging app that brings the whole group together.

[Chick McGee]

Use polls to settle dinner plans, send.

[Christy Lee]

Event invites and pin messages so no one forgets mom 60th and never miss.

[Tom Griswold]

A meme or milestone.

[Christy Lee]

All participants protected with end to end encryption. It's time for WhatsApp message privately with everyone. Learn [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to stop reminding him.

[Chick McGee]

But you know, he gets so.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

He's so tickled. I know. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello there. Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you have a guy at your school that did something, and no matter what he did for the rest of his life, that was going to be the thing if you went to school with him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but I don't. I think it was all made up. I don't think the kid actually did it in my case.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? No. Yeah. In my case, the kid crapped in the pool. Oh. And no. Yeah, it. You know how certain people are. They're famous for one thing, and they always say, oh, that'll be the first line of my New York Times obituary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there was a guy in our. How can I do that? The rumor was that he pleasured himself with house cats.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah. That's what this kid in my school. It was that he pleasured himself with peanut butter and a dog, and his nickname was Skippy. And I don't think it would. I think this was all made up. I don't think this kid was.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was. See, in my case, I was there when the event happened, so it wasn't quite as disgusting.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But I can't remember a student doing something where that became, like their label.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if I went to a reunion, which I wouldn't do, and he walked in, someone would lean over and go, remember the time he crept on the pool? Even though he's the CEO of a large nickname.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't say Poopy.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I have friends that know him, but that reminds me of it.

[Chick McGee]

Was it Dog Trucker? It wasn't Trucker.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about Mr. Wavy Gravy. His. He's with us. By the way, I. We had indicated yesterday he was deceased. That's not true. His name is Hugh Romney.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Hugh Romney.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's the guy that had the line in the movie Woodstock. What we're talking about is breakfast in bed for 400,000, man.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he said we must be in heaven, man. I thought that was weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, he's quite a character and a great guy. He devoted his life to humanitarian work and has helped restore eyesight to millions of people through a special foundation. So God bless him. Great guy. But he's still with us. And we had yesterday written his obituary, and I apologize, but the word Woodstock will be in the first paragraph of his obituary. Obituary. Even though it was many, many years ago now.

[Christy Lee]

You know who Chapel Roan is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. Yeah, I love her. Absolutely. Pink. Pink.

[Chick McGee]

Pink Party Club. Oh, Pink Inside.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking for? The Pink Pony Club. Yeah, the strip place.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I just wondered. You're Just talking about Wavy Gravy. I thought I'd talk about something that people know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. We had made a mistake yesterday. I didn't bring it up. I was just trying to correct it. But I made the mistake.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're glad that he's happy and well and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, we were exploring the world of sports with Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And there's no bigger sport than this time of year, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. The bears. The bears are back. The fat bears. Tom. That's right. Fat bears. Fat bear week.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's Thin Lizzy.

[Christy Lee]

The bears are backing down.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't. The bears are back in town. And then they go.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. That is such a great song. Has some. Some of the most sexist lyrics.

[Chick McGee]

If she don't want to know, isn't that shooting her, Forget her.

[Christy Lee]

Is right.

[Tom Griswold]

She didn't want to forget.

[Josh Arnold]

She don't want to know. Forget her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but what they're saying is.

[Josh Arnold]

I know exactly what they're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

It's important to let your buddies know.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey.

[Josh Arnold]

If she's not interested, forget her.

[Tom Griswold]

Get her.

[Josh Arnold]

Move on to somebody who is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's more sexist to go, she's not interested. Keep trying.

[Chick McGee]

I did not hear the word force.

[Josh Arnold]

She'll give in. She'll eventually give in.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes no means kiss my neck and check back.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, this has a lot to do with the Chicago Bears because Alaska's Brooks. Alaska bears. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Alaska's Brooks river is once again hosting nature's most delightfully chunky competition. Fat Bear Week.

[Josh Arnold]

We love Fat Bear.

[Chick McGee]

Starts today and runs through September 30th. Single elimination tournament invites the world to vote for the fattest, most successful brown bear at me Katme National Park. It comes at least. Bigger truly is better. Magnificent creatures. The plumper the bear, the better their chances of surviving.

[Tom Griswold]

Winner gets a. Winner gets one of those CPAP machines. Oh, one of those, huh? Do you have to still use that thing? Yes. Every night? Yeah. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Even though you lost weight?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You've lost £50. You got to still use.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not always a weight related thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I had it before I was a snorer.

[Chick McGee]

Before I got big.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Have you tried it without.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe you don't need it. You don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's quite possible your bed's getting less crowded.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Maybe you should go home and unhook your CPAT machine and see how long you can hold your breath. Underwater. See how that goes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, just to see what's wrong with you. What started as a quirky one day event with just 1700 votes in 2014 has grown into a global phenomenon. Last year's competition and a astounding 1.2 million votes from 100 countries.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but like 300,000 of those people were dead. It was a whole thing, really.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicago thing, the voting machine.

[Chick McGee]

I believe we have a picture. There they are, ladies. Oh, oh, man, there's a cartoon. Those are the brackets. They are.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

I believe we do have a really.

[Christy Lee]

Cute feature on CBS Sunday morning Sunday about the bears. They were showing the bears.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't see it because I'm not 94.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, they had Chapel Roan on there too.

[Chick McGee]

Where that Tracy Smith is cute. Can you get she is cute. Give me a intro. There they are, the fat bears. And I believe we have an actual anatomically correct picture. One of the fat bears.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they were all on there. I was just being silly.

[Chick McGee]

The tournament works exactly like March Madness. Instead of basketball skills, of course, voters are judging glorious bulk. Fans compare early summer photos of the svelte bears with the late summer shots in the same animals transformed into gigantic fat chunky bears.

[Tom Griswold]

Last year's winner, William the Refrigerator Perry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a fat bear.

[Tom Griswold]

That fat fat. Is he still with it? See, he was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think he is all of them. I'm not sure about that. That is a very real possibility. Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

Where are we?

[Chick McGee]

Last year's reigning champion and the first mother bear ever to claim the title Grazer. That bear, number 128. G R A Z E R. Was.

[Josh Arnold]

He grazing in the grass?

[Tom Griswold]

She dig it?

[Chick McGee]

She's back this year raising a cub while maintaining her big fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat body.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh.

[Chick McGee]

Can she pull off the three peat? And if she does, Pat Riley gets millions of dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think we should have too much of a backstory. I think that that oh really can lend itself to bias. I mean now, I mean, she's a single mom.

[Christy Lee]

People are going to vote for just because of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this fat shame gaming? Should they be? Should this be the husky bear competition?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so because this is. They're doing it for their health. They're doing it for. This is pre hibernation behavior.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you were a kid, did you have to get the husky jeans?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I think chick and let me know.

[Chick McGee]

And I had to roll up the ends because I think the waist Would not mention match the length.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he asked you having already known the answer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course he knew the answer.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Tom may have just wanted to hear.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, just a second. Did he know what I. He asked that insulting question knowing the answer.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was talking about the, the fact that they were kind enough not to call them fat boy jeans. They, they, there's husky. Husky is. I'm saying the, this, this fat bear thing is fat shaming which is allowed in our culture.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do that to him all the time.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Slut shaming. Fat shaming pizzas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we wrong with a fat slut.

[Chick McGee]

We've got the two time champion Grazer going for the three peat. Then we've got Chunk. Despite breaking his jaw in late spring.

[Josh Arnold]

Good lord.

[Chick McGee]

A potentially devastating injury for a bear whose survival depends on catching salmon. Chunk proved his resilience by remaining one of the river's most dominant and largest bears. His comeback story just might win voters hearts in the cheers.

[Tom Griswold]

I just hope none of the photographers involved in this get eaten.

[Chick McGee]

Voting started today and runs through September 30th. Daily matchups available between noon and 9pm Eastern time. The champion will be crowned on Tuesday September 30th.

[Tom Griswold]

30Th.

[Chick McGee]

And we will forget about it and follow up sometime in November.

[Josh Arnold]

And well, from what I understand we will have the winner here in studio.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really? That'll be something. Hibernating right next Tom's desk.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Very much.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, William the Refrigerator Perry still around. He was 6, 2, 3, 35.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. So still with us and John Madden's great observation of William the. The refrigerator was the closer the top of his thighs to get together the heavier he was and he would be show him walking off. The incredible athlete. He could dunk a basketball the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Six, two and dunk. Okay now is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. We've done everything in sports. No world records today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, son of a bit. You know if I just. Stupid world. I should have stuck to my gun. A group of people in India have broken the Guinness World Record for the tallest human pyramid.

[Tom Griswold]

This is amazing. They're such a positive guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The first ever 10 level human pyramid reached a height of 48ft 4 inches. As tall as a three story building.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

A massive crowd around them offering support. You can do it. And ready to catch anyone who may fall. The crew huddled in tight circles with their arms around each other's. Shoulders to form sturdy levels. So this. Okay, I'm getting a feeling. This doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

They're not. Are they standing on each other's shoulders?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is not the one where they're on. On their hands and knees.

[Josh Arnold]

And then style.

[Chick McGee]

It should be. That's. It should be that style. Yeah, that's the only one that counts.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, talk to Guinness not to.

[Josh Arnold]

They should be naked and electric water getting pissed.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

Are you familiar with the naughty version of leapfrog?

[Tom Griswold]

There are hundreds of people involved in it. And then if you keep reading, the guy in the very top is actually. There we go. The guy in the very. Yeah. They're standing on each other. The first group is. And then the next group up there standing on their shoulders. Quite a feat.

[Christy Lee]

That is quite a feat. Feet.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when you get to the top level, it's four people on top of one at a time. On top of the shoulders. The tallest kid is held up. There's a crane in case he falls.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't care for that at all.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a harness because it would kill him to fall from up there.

[Josh Arnold]

You are always against that kind of crane. No, he's not. Is he? No, he's a cheater.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's.

[Christy Lee]

Is this in India?

[Tom Griswold]

Safety first.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No safety nets, no cranes helping.

[Tom Griswold]

The kid on top also has a helmet on.

[Chick McGee]

Is that because.

[Christy Lee]

What about the kid that's second.

[Tom Griswold]

He's injured before, you know, his back crush. India. They ride on top of trains. What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

The guy who wears a helmet in the pyramid. What was the length of the bus he rode to school? Do you remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

All right. My fault.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is the largest human pyramids. Well, since Bernie Mason off. You see the pyramid misunderstood the old Ponzi.

[Chick McGee]

This. This sounds even worse in cold type. Are you ready? Only the person at the very top, the Never before seen 10th level wore a helmet and was strapped to a safety line.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So if you're the second or third guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're falling a long way. You're the angel. You're fine.

[Chick McGee]

Pyramid.

[Josh Arnold]

You're caught by so many people. People you're not. You'll never touch pavement.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I thought it was a great sit down practice.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

They just crumble or.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They must. You climb on the guy below you. I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And these are for the most part. These are full size human beings.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean for the most part?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean it's not like you're involved.

[Chick McGee]

I just about can't stand.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if you were. If we were doing a pyramid in here, you'd obviously have to be on top of top.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

You like it on top Sometimes. Very, very clever.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is news to me, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Why, Andy, how are you?

[Chick McGee]

What again? This is what we're doing again.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

No, I won't look at you. That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in the world of news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we do have kind of a sports tag as we have a nun celebrating her birthday with a round of golf and Cannibal Sandwich and Silly String and a Battered man. All coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Cannibal Sandwich is a real thing in the great state of Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

Is the Cannibal Sandwich and the Battered Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Same recipe. No, no, because the Cannibal. The Cannibal Sandwich is raw. So you wouldn't. You wouldn't want to batter it. We'll find out what that means when we return. When we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio videos. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Heather.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosmo. I am Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Shall we do a little history right now before we get to that?

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Sounds good.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it? October 4th?

[Chick McGee]

Yep, all day long.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh man. I really need check out for a couple weeks. That's what.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my brain.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Now, I have not reviewed this yet, so this should be interesting. Interesting. Oh. Happy birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

460 B.C.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Are we still doing the B.C. thing? Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there some new way to do that? There is A E or Euripides the famous Greek playwright.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. He wrote the Cat on a Hut.

[Christy Lee]

Tin roof.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You wore my pants. Yeah. Eurypides. I rip a dose.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way this qualifies as comedy.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he Lysistrada?

[Chick McGee]

He was.

[Josh Arnold]

We said listen. But you'd say in your college.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't go.

[Tom Griswold]

Let'S see. Oh, 63 B.C.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Much different.

[Tom Griswold]

Augustus Caesar.

[Chick McGee]

Augustus Caesar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Not Julius. Delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Is that his brother?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's his uncle.

[Chick McGee]

Uncle Augustus. September. When is next month?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. The famous inventor of pizza. Pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. And the salad and the section.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the. The pizza puffs there?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Willie Griswold, if you remember, said they are very good.

[Chick McGee]

They're amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Pizza puffs.

[Chick McGee]

Pizza puffs.

[Christy Lee]

From where?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Medea Madea is what Euripides wrote.

[Chick McGee]

I think it is not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not Tyler Perry, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was Tyler. Tyler Perry's Euripides is what I'm letting.

[Tom Griswold]

A Kubla Khan born in a 12:15.

[Josh Arnold]

Jesus misunderstood.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it Bruce Springsteen's birthday? Let's do.

[Tom Griswold]

This is history. Today we'll get to. We'll get to the Boss. Kubla Khan famous for his cousin Genghis.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's right. And wrath of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wrath of God, of course. Here's a tough one.

[Chick McGee]

You couldn't trust him if you hired.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll do this for you, Christy, in. In quiz form.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I will preface this by saying I would not have gotten this correct. Born in 1869. Mary Mallon.

[Chick McGee]

1869. Oh, I know.

[Christy Lee]

Who is Mary Mallow?

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't have ever forgotten that boy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know Typhoid Mary.

[Tom Griswold]

Typhoid Mary is indeed not Cross Eyed Mary from the Great.

[Chick McGee]

I know that Ro Tul song. I'm re watching the Nick on hbo and there. There's an episode about Typhoid Mary.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, I gotta watch that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, it's so good. See, here's what they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Typhoid Mary's sister was of course a syphilis. Phyllis.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's where. Yeah. S. Phyllis.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Oh, here we go. In 1920, Mickey Rooney, actor was born. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Should have won an Oscar for Breakfast at Tiffany.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. I believe he was Asian.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. That is a boy. That is a real bad call if they've never seen it. They. Yeah, I mean, short white dude with some kind of weird eye makeup to make him.

[Christy Lee]

That's why you'll never see Breakfast at Tiffany's. On tv.

[Josh Arnold]

Think of the. The least woke person, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And if they were to watch that, they'd go, oh, that is embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's offensive. That was embarrassing. Then. 1926. Happy birthday. The great jazz saxophonist John Coltrane.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Han just sent me some Coltrane.

[Chick McGee]

Coltrane.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know Greg Hahn is a big enthusiast of that, of jazz and Coltrane and I did not. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. The great Ray Charles, born in 1930. A legendary pianist, singer, songwriter.

[Chick McGee]

He actually had 2020 vision.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of people don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Driver. Okay, here you go, Christy. Yeah, yeah. 1949. Happy birthday to the Boss, Bruce Springsteen.

[Christy Lee]

And I do love Rachel.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a new movie about him coming out with the guy from the bear.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey Allen White, who sings, does all the.

[Christy Lee]

He does all the singing.

[Chick McGee]

When I, I knew that there was something about Bruce Springsteen I didn't know. So this will be great to catch up.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I sure wish I cared about Bruce Springsteen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't at all. I don't dislike him.

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't Got a terrific book, his life stories. And I'll never, You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Never pick it up.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm in the process now of burning all the copies I find.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's get back to this. You'll like this one, Josh. In 1806, Lewis and Clark returned to St. Louis. That's how much they liked it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it wasn't that difficult. They just saw the arch in the distance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the big pizza place in St. Louis? Emo's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's why they came back.

[Josh Arnold]

They needed some more emo's.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever read the book about the undaunted courage of a. There's a great scene where the, the, the diary. He goes. The men were paddling faster because they wanted to get back to their tobacco. Tobacco just show. Shows, shows how addictive it is. Chick, thank you for participating. Could you please shut up Back.

[Chick McGee]

I read that book and now you're all.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you read maybe two pages of that book.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, that did not. I read the Cliff. This is interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Nintendo was founded in what country?

[Josh Arnold]

Japan.

[Chick McGee]

Atlanta, Georgia.

[Tom Griswold]

It had to be Japan, right?

[Christy Lee]

It was Japan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, you guys are also smart.

[Chick McGee]

But you say this is interesting. That leads us to. Maybe it's not Japan.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's. I was hoping you'd shout out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oddly enough, Olivia, it was founded in like 1890.

[Tom Griswold]

1889.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I Would never have gotten that one to produce Hanafuda cards, they're called.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. They were playing cards.

[Tom Griswold]

H A N A F U D Hana Hanafuda. That sounds.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds nasty territories.

[Tom Griswold]

Barracuda. Hanafuda. One of the greatest riffs of all time. Time. One of the greatest shows of all time debuted on this date in 1962. I would say.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Hank.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say. Top five. Yeah. Top five television theme songs of all time.

[Chick McGee]

Is it here saying.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the Jetsons.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good one. I'll give you that.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good thing.

[Christy Lee]

That is still fun to watch, you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It kind of shows up. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The movie's a bit of a slogan dog from the 80s.

[Christy Lee]

Jetsons.

[Josh Arnold]

The movie not. It was disappointing.

[Chick McGee]

Was it cartoon or live action?

[Josh Arnold]

It was cartoon. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what was the movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Who would you cast as George? Live action as George.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Hanks. Have to be Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he's a little old.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's too old, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you talking about if you did a live.

[Josh Arnold]

How about Jason Sudeikis? You think it could be George?

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a real good one.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now, what about Jane Jetson?

[Tom Griswold]

What? The boss.

[Chick McGee]

Sydney Sweeney.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Danny DeVito. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid premiered in this date in 1969. Unwatchable. Still great. And it has. It has. They're kind of saying that may have been the first music video.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Raindrops.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, right in the middle of the movie.

[Christy Lee]

Like what? Riding on a bike and she's. They're singing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. That's a great song. And what a terrific movie.

[Christy Lee]

Catherine Ross.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mrs. Sam Elliott.

[Christy Lee]

She's a lucky woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they ever make, like, a gay porn version of that?

[Josh Arnold]

What, of Butch and Sundance? Yeah, probably. I mean, butch lends itself to a certain.

[Chick McGee]

Why do I get yelled at making comments? And he says something like. And no one says a word.

[Josh Arnold]

That's classic Tommy, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

It is. So, Tommy.

[Tom Griswold]

The Shawshank Redemption, released in 1994. One of those movies that had kind of a modest box office, but is absolutely terrific and didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Weren't we talking one day, Josh, that you said something about the title and that led to. That should have been more popular. Had a better title or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the title, kind of based on a really long title of a Stephen King story.

[Chick McGee]

Rita Hayworth. In the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Redemption.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Great movie if you've never seen it. Terrific movie. Modern Family premiered on this date in 2009.

[Christy Lee]

Great show.

[Josh Arnold]

One of one of the all time great shows.

[Christy Lee]

Great show.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think that'll do it for our little history lesson. All right. Coming up, we're going to talk with Kostakia Kamopoulos, our NFL correspondent. We have comedian Kelly Colette on the way in.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll be great to see Kelly.

[Tom Griswold]

And also we have some great stuff coming up in the news, including a silly string attack, a happy story about a nun in the great state of Ohio. And should you serve bats, alcohol or Scientists decided to try it. Dear God, how did they get the money?

[Josh Arnold]

You know beer is, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

What? Labats, be honest.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you like to see a bat drunk? Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Flying right.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen there's a video online about bats, but they're not upside. They're hanging upside down, but they turn them straight up and it looks like it's a bat nightclub and they're all dancing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hilarious. Jason will find that. It's all coming up here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the BOTOM Show. Hello, hello, hello. At the Silac Insurance News center, it's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We have a guest.

[Tom Griswold]

We're hoping to hook up via satellite with Castaki Economopoulos. And there he is. Comedian Castakiamopoulos, huge fan of the Atlanta Falcons, joins us from Los Angeles, California. Now, Kostaki, when your team loses, are you difficult to be around the next day? Are you difficult to be around all the time? Time.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Those are the two Choices.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I do have. I do have an actual question, Kasaki. How. How did the Carolina Panthers beat the Atlanta Falcons? 30 to nothing. And they're going to be. They're going to be real pissed. Coming up this Sunday, when the Washington football team pays a visit to Atlanta, they're going to take it out on my boys. What's going to happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Because.

[Chick McGee]

Die. My God.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

We got to do some kind of mayor's bet. I send you a basket of peaches and.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What's. What's D.C. what would you send me back?

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Barrel of pork.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know, the old pork barrel.

[Josh Arnold]

Barrel of pork.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Red tape.

[Tom Griswold]

A little fun. That would be great. A roll of red tape and some pulled pork. So, Kostaki, now, seriously, do you. I don't want to mention any names, but certain people, if their team loses, it can be difficult to be around them the next day.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell are you talking about?

[Kelly Collette]

Jerk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they won this week. Never mind. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. You okay with that?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm okay. I mean, I. It's been a lifelong adventure with the Falcons. I have very low expectations, so I'm all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you offset it with Georgia?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, Georgia is definitely. Georgia's being good has been nice, a nice balance to it all. I definitely. And I have a lot of fantasy implications and things, so I shift to any of that stuff, you know. And the Falcons are available all year on the Dread Zone Channel.

[Tom Griswold]

You can watch them over there, apparently.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, they're not good. They suck at football. For Falcons games in the thing where it says how to watch section, they should just say drunk. Just don't. It's ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

This will go down as the Peach Tree Massacre. It's Atlanta. Everything is Peachtree something, something. Peachtree Battle. Peachtree Street.

[Tom Griswold]

Peach Street. How many Peachtree Streets are there?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

There's. Oh, it's a lot. There's a lot. It's Peachtree Boulevard and Peachtree Avenue. It's very confusing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that should not be legal. I. I agree. When I'm looking for someone's house around here, and if it's. Whatever it is and it's. If by the time they get to Trace, I'm out. I wouldn't buy. I wouldn't buy a house on a street called that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, the Falcons are going to Germany to play the Colts. And the Colts look good. I mean, this Falcons Colts game could get out ugly. This could be the worst thing to ever happen in German history.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a ways down the road. Right. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's another month or so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you're going. We should point out.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm going. I'm excited.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, I just love the story. You're going with your brother and you're going to be hanging out with the guy that was the bone marrow donor that saved your brother's life. What a great story. I want to see pictures of your brother and this guy. What's this guy's name? Name?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Jurgen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yan.

[Chick McGee]

Yan.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Jur's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Well, you can't follow each other on Instagram.

[Chick McGee]

You can't put bone marrow from a Jurgen into a Greek.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, they didn't call it bone mar. They called it Jurgens lotion.

[Chick McGee]

Applause from John.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm not happy about this, but I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That made me laugh. It's a great story, though, that this guy donated his bone marrow and they. With their computerized. Whatever they found. They found a guy across the ocean. Well, Josh, I hate that game.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't wait to.

[Tom Griswold]

We're celebrating good things in life, Josh. You go back to your pumpkin bread now.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good thing in life.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Pumpkin loaf.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Now we're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's got two things you love. Food and loafing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Too.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just happy talking about something different.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry. Well, Kostaki, you are the. You are the proprietor of a special place on the Internet. Tell me more about it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, it's called All Pro Life. It's football jokes, football memes. You like this segment? Come follow us at all pro lines and on all your favorite social media platforms.

[Tom Griswold]

What else struck you about the games this week?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Well, the Panthers upset the Falcons. The Browns upset the Packers. A lot of folks were upset, Tom. It was like a political threat on Facebook.

[Tom Griswold]

Facebook. It's a lot of.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

A lot of upset. Vikings beat the Bengals 48 to 10. The last time the Vikings scored this much, they were on a boat. I believe there were some girls and.

[Tom Griswold]

The word pillage.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That'S the lesser of the two things.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Keep it a pillage.

[Tom Griswold]

I chose pillage. Yeah. I had options.

[Josh Arnold]

You let him down the right road.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good. The.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Bengal star quarterback is out pretty much for the season. They lost 48 to 10. It's time to turn their stadium into a spirit Halloween store.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's the same colors.

[Tom Griswold]

It's going to be fun.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Reporters watch Bengals quarterback Jake Browning take first team snaps during open viewing portion of practice. Right. Did they mean open casket? Ms. Bat didn't go well, now the Vikings are headed to Europe, where historically they've done a lot of damage. This weekend there's a game in Dublin. Viking Steelers kickoff is 6:30am here in California.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, you know the game is early when it starts before your hangover in Hawaii. Kickoff is 3:30am it's the only time I feel bad for people who live in Hawaii.

[Chick McGee]

You know my rule. Whenever the games are on, that's when I'll watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

Him.

[Chick McGee]

I'm, I'm not, I'm not going to gum up the works with.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, could you move the time Ki. I assume in, in. In every major city there typically is a, a bar that caters to the clientele. For example, there's a Pittsburgh Steelers bar in la. Is there an Atlanta Falcons place where you can meet your Falcons brethren, if you will?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You know what? I did that a couple times in New York City and it was great. There was a Georgia bar. Went to a couple of Georgia games too. I haven't done that in la. I have gone to cosm, which is amazing. It's like, it's like, it's like the sphere, but smaller.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we were just talking about that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, it's really great for football. And the, and the camera is on the field goal crossbar. So on the, on the red zone plays, they're like coming into your lap. It's really great shot. That's a fun place to watch football. I've done that a couple times.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one in Vegas?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, it's. There's two, there's one Vegas, there's one Dallas. And they're, they're starting to build other ones. There's one built. Building in Atlanta. They're really great for sporting events. They have fight nights and hockey games and like English Premier Soccer at 5 in the morning. They're. They're doing all kinds of crazy events in them now. I went to see the Matrix in it, which is really cool, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Christy, Christy just went to Las Vegas to see the wizard of Oz. Fear.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That must have been tremendous.

[Christy Lee]

It was something. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I highly recommend it. The kids would love it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I would.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

We went to see O too at, at that Cosm, which is the, the Cir. Show with the water and everything. It's was really cool, I have to say.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the future, probably.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, they're. It's a fun event. I mean, it's. You're. You feel like you're in it. But last year I went Thanksgiving night. It was the, it was the packers game. And we were following the down and distance and the time and everything on the clock in Lambo. That's how good the shot is. I mean, it's. You're in it and it started to snow.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's beautiful. It's a cool place to see football.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. Well, I'm sorry. Let's get back to the football games over the weekend. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Chick, did you see the other. Have you seen the other Collinsworth? It's unsettling to me.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I just.

[Chick McGee]

Weird you mentioned this. I heard the TV was on and I was out of the room and I thought it was Collinsworth. Chris Collinsworth, Big daddy talking. But. But it's his damn kid yakking. I thought, well, wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

That's weird.

[Chick McGee]

They do look very similar. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And they sound similar.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's creepy. It turns. I looked it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Collins.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Worst. They're like fluke worms when you cut one in half. Now you have two.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Very weird, but both very good. They're good.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You know, I. I don't mind them.

[Tom Griswold]

They're good.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The tush push still allowed the NFL, but not most marriages.

[Tom Griswold]

That's weird coming from you being. Coming from you being Greek.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Being Greek and divorced.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that. Was that part of the issue?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, I think it was me talking. You know, my personality is probably everything about you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. It was just me.

[Tom Griswold]

The way you look. Talk, think, dress, act right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Right. Sleep, snore, move, breathe. Here's a real thing. I don't know if you caught this.

[Tom Griswold]

This.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

If you saw this. Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray posted some pictures this week of his new pit bull while wearing a Michael Vick jersey.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are you serious.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That we're surprised when he makes bad decisions on the field?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you suppose one of his dumb buddies told him to do that? Is that something? Is that so stupid?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It has to be. It can't have been an accident, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

This has to be a bad decision.

[Christy Lee]

Had to be an accident.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm looking forward to the pick of.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Kyler with his new girlfriend while he's got an OJ jersey on. Lion's owner Martha Firestone. Ford turned 100 years old. She cannot remember a Cowboy Super Bowl. She doesn't have dementias. It's just been a while.

[Chick McGee]

I heard.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Here's a closer. I heard a guy recently say he wants to see the Cowboys in the Super Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm like, well, you better get a.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Vcr, because that's where the only Clips exist.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you, Kostaki. Follow Kostaki Economapoulos. Are you doing any live gigs in the near future?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Not in the near future. I've got a little time off. I'll be watching football and hanging here running around with kids. And then I got a bunch of Iowa dates coming up in November.

[Chick McGee]

Is that, is that children's art over your shoulder there?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I got some kids art.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So I was gonna say, say if it's an actual artist in la, you got took, man. If it's your kids, that's adorable.

[Tom Griswold]

Although that's actually better than my previous passport picture. But that looks more like me than my previous passport. Yeah, there's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's dad in there somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you as always, Kostaki. We certainly enjoyed it. And once again, people can find you on the Internet. What's the easiest way to find you?

[Josh Arnold]

Go to.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Go to Instagram. Try to build an Instagram army at Castakiaconmopolis. Just start typing. It'll fill in, in and at all pro lines.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thanks, Kostaki. Thanks guys. Always a pleasure.

[Josh Arnold]

See you, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to check in with Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick be coming up, we're gonna hang out with comedian Kelly Collette. We've got some cool stuff coming up in the news, including something called the Cannibal Sandwich in Wisconsin. It actually sounds delicious. It's not what you think. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick Magee.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

And hello, Tom. We have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

We do indeed. Joining us in the studio, comedian Kelly Collette.

[Kelly Collette]

Hi, guys.

[Chick McGee]

Casey.

[Kelly Collette]

Hi. Happy Rapture Day. Oh, you didn't know that?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, yeah. You guys aren't on Rapture TikTok.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I was unaware.

[Tom Griswold]

What time?

[Kelly Collette]

I don't know. See, I was thinking we still had time get to know each other.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Before it actually. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I got a really busy day today. I'm getting a haircut. Should I not get my hair cut and save the money?

[Kelly Collette]

Why not look spruced up?

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta drive. I gotta drive my car down to. This is not time for the rapture.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do I have to open the sunroof?

[Chick McGee]

How does that work?

[Kelly Collette]

That's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Kelly Collette]

A lot of semantics to playing around.

[Chick McGee]

Remember it's six feet under. When the lady thought that was a rapture.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that plot point?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They accidentally put helium in some of the blow up dolls and they got away from a truck and she comes out, they're flying and she thinks it's angels. So she gets out of her car and walks out in the middle street, gets hit by a bus. She died. So it was for her, I guess it was kind of sort of the Rapture.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Fun stuff. Kelly, do people tell you that you resemble a certain famous actress?

[Kelly Collette]

I do. I get Christina Applegate.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. That's good.

[Kelly Collette]

The one you were thinking of.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was thinking from the television show Friends.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, Phoebe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, I get Phoebe personality a lot, but never looks wise. But I love Lisa Kudrow. She's fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And tell us about what is your background? You're a stand up comedian. Now, what was. Did you have like Normal jobs.

[Kelly Collette]

I had a normal job for a very long time. I was. For 13 years, I was a safety engineer. So my job was to be like a professional buzzkill. I would go into businesses and just tell them how people could get hurt or how they could get sued.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I do.

[Chick McGee]

That would be the perfect job for you. Not a fun job.

[Kelly Collette]

You're just negative all the. It's affecting me a little bit, but.

[Chick McGee]

I've got the ultimate. I know who she looks like. Well, I don't think you. You never saw the office, did you?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

As Angela from.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, my gosh. I get that sometimes. I don't like that.

[Tom Griswold]

The English. The English one or the American one?

[Chick McGee]

The American one. Right now we're in the United States of America.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. In my defense, off the air, all he ever talks about is Brit Box and every English talk about the British office.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he would have said the British office.

[Chick McGee]

I certainly would.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I'm sorry. Sorry to argue.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you work for osha?

[Kelly Collette]

I did. I. It was OSHA certified, but I didn't work for them. I worked for, like, insurance companies.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Kelly Collette]

So, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any cool stories? Like something you said was going to be dangerous, they didn't believe you, and then somebody got killed, Sort of.

[Kelly Collette]

I got sued personally. Three years. Three years after I left, they had called me in and they're like, hey, you did this report. This building actually burnt down. So let's go back and look at your report to make sure you weren't liable. And it turns out I did everything right. So that was really good. But it was really scary for a while. I was like, was I feeling lazy that day? Like, could I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I told you, don't make the smoking shack out of straw. That's gotta be the brick one.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I write building will never burn down?

[Kelly Collette]

No, I. I think they were under construction at the time. And I was like, okay, well, when they finish, they should have this, this and this. Let's go back and check on it. And then no one ever went back and checked on it. I left the company. So they had a fire and they were like, somebody should have done something. I was like, not my job anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when we break it about 15 minutes, would you mind doing it?

[Kelly Collette]

I'll do a quick run around. Any deep fat fryers or open flame cooktops in this place?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I. You don't get to that part of the building.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You guys don't have that Back there.

[Kelly Collette]

Y. Fire up some frontal cakes in the back.

[Chick McGee]

I got to get back there and clean the grease wrap.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

That's a big one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Kelly Collette]

Watch out for those.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this apply to your personal life?

[Kelly Collette]

No. Well, I'm pretty. I'm pretty. I was told by a lot of comedians that I tour with that I'm a neurotic, and I didn't know that. I didn't. I thought they were calling me, like, narcoleptic. At first I was like, I get plenty of sleep. But I didn't know what a neurotic was. But I guess I see things from kind of a negative lens, which. Which I didn't know until they all pointed out to me, and I was like, that makes sense with the job that I had for a very long time.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you live in an apartment or a house?

[Kelly Collette]

I live in a house.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a fire extinguisher?

[Kelly Collette]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have one of those fire blankets?

[Kelly Collette]

I don't. My fire extinguisher is actually from, like, the 1950s. It's decorative. I got it at antique stores, so it's not functional. I do have a carbon monoxide detector, though. I thought that was pretty adorable.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm huge on those because, believe me, I needed them.

[Kelly Collette]

I got one of those. I got a ring camera.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta have fireworks. I've actually on two occasions used a fire extinguisher. I almost burned down one of my houses.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, like an idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're a pyro. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Pyro? I. I got one of those Christmas baskets.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And what did you decide to do with it?

[Kelly Collette]

Light it on fire?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kelly Collette]

I hate ham and cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was this. This huge Christmas basket full of fruit. I took the fruit out, then I had a nice fire going. It was Christmas time, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I went to my. My. Where in my older house, and I. I shoved the basket in there. Had a big, big hoop handle on it, and it was some kind of acrylic paint, glowing. Oh. And what happened was the wand of the basket, whatever it is, the handle hit the thing and closed the flue.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Had to repaint the whole room.

[Chick McGee]

And it wasn't your fault, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's completely my fault, Really.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's the first time in a decade. So you've admitted that was.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. Yeah, but I. I had to put it out with a fire extinguisher.

[Chick McGee]

You're somewhat of a firebug.

[Christy Lee]

Was there a fire extinguisher? Right next to the fireplace.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was in. I had to go to the kitchen to get it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got about six of them in my house now and I get laughed at all the time. Just wait.

[Chick McGee]

6. What's better to have fire extinguishers? Is that so when you show off for the kids in the morning with your spray vegetable shortening that you spray into an open flame so you can have your fire extinguishers there, ready to put the fire out.

[Tom Griswold]

That could be helpful.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you do that?

[Christy Lee]

Have you caught something on fire in your microwave? I've done that, yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, like tin foil or something.

[Christy Lee]

It was a decorative plate that had like gold on it or something. I've done that, yeah, it was on fire.

[Kelly Collette]

Sparked it. Scared me.

[Christy Lee]

No, mine was on fire.

[Chick McGee]

I was like, hi, Josh. You hear she's got gold plated?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I ain't plate, so don't that be at all.

[Chick McGee]

Ain't you something?

[Christy Lee]

I am something.

[Tom Griswold]

I just use an old Del Monte can lid.

[Chick McGee]

Me and the dog will eat out of the same bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

We are speaking to comedian Kelly Colette and let's f. So you live in a house? I live in a house as opposed to an apartment. Good to know. Are you single? Are you married? Do you have a boyfriend? Do you have a girlfriend? What's happening?

[Kelly Collette]

I have a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Kelly Collette]

That's the most long term relationship I have right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Male or female?

[Kelly Collette]

She's a girl. It's my first girl. Very exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. What kind? What kind of dog?

[Kelly Collette]

She's a. She's a wiener dog. I. I collect senior dogs. That's like my personality. So if you guys see those women walking around with the dogs and the baby strollers, like, just trying not to get hit on. That's what I do. Okay. Just most disgusting dogs you can think of.

[Tom Griswold]

Like you have the short hair or the long hair.

[Kelly Collette]

I got the short hair, yeah. So she, she keeps it short. But a lot of people were asking me, they're like, is this a support dog? And I was like, that's just too, too hard of a job for a dog to have. You know what I mean? Like, can you imagine being an emotional support dog? Like your ancestors or hunters and wolves were like, oh, you're like, I gotta wake up every morning and just make sure Britney isn't sad. Like, that's my entire personality. It's just I gotta wake up every morning and be like, did he text her back?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Kelly Collette]

Okay, hide the knives. Let's hide the knives. Sometimes it's gonna be a bad day.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of your wiener dog?

[Kelly Collette]

Her name is Luna, and when she's bad, I call her Tuna. So you guys have that where you, like, nickname your dog and it just morphs into something else 10 degrees down the road. That's what everybody does.

[Christy Lee]

Bobby, we have Bubby. Leo's name is Bubby.

[Josh Arnold]

When he's bad, do you say Leo?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Leo.

[Kelly Collette]

Do you have a full name, like Leonardo?

[Christy Lee]

He's Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Kelly Collette]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, the kids named him I not.

[Tom Griswold]

Bigger one is Mr. Fletcher. We call him Fletchy Boy. When he's a good boy.

[Kelly Collette]

When he's a bad boy, what is.

[Tom Griswold]

He usually sleeping next to me in the bed again? This weekend I woke up, oh, look, Kelly's here. Not you, my Kelly. And. And. Oh, it's a large white dog breathing in my face. Oh, well. Well, once again, we're talking to the lovely Kelly Collette and a woman of many faces. Have you ever been. Have you ever been married?

[Kelly Collette]

I was. I was married for 15 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Kelly Collette]

So that was a very, like, developmental time. Like, I got married when I was 23. It's a very Midwest thing to do, which is, like, really funny because, like, you don't know how to be a person at 23. So when I got, like, married, I, like, registered for the funniest things to get married. I remember registering for, like, a ice cream maker and a bicycle and, like, a hammock. I was like, you can't get married without a bicycle. You know what I mean? Yeah. So that's just wild that they let. I think they shouldn't let. You should be, like a driver's license. Like, you should have to pass tests to get married. Like, I think you should have to pass tests to do multiple things in life.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, that's a. That's actually a pretty good idea.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, I think so. I think you should have to take a test to have a gun. I think you should have to take a test to have a baby. You know, those are the two things I think you should test people on.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe, I think, to give a dog.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. Yeah, I'll pass all the tests.

[Josh Arnold]

Christie, in a way, because you're Catholic, don't. Don't you kind of have to take at least a. A verbal interview test?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you have to go to a. You have to go away to. To camp.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think everybody has to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Or if you don't, you have counseling from a married couple within the church for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to go to a camp with. With your father.

[Christy Lee]

I never got married in the church, remember?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There's still time.

[Christy Lee]

I know. And all mine have been annulled so I could get married in the church, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, yeah. This would be the first you could invite us since we've never been to any of them.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not doing it.

[Chick McGee]

I almost got to one. A slot opened up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Afternoon of the Ready? The wedding.

[Christy Lee]

We only had 50 people.

[Chick McGee]

The groom called me up. Hey, it would really mean a lot to Christy if you could come to the wedding. Oh. So much that she invited me day up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, but you do have to sit down with a priest. You take a test, they go over the answers with you, and you, you know, like, you take the test separately, like how you're feeling about raising children and money. And then. And then you sit down, the three of you, and they go over the tests and you discuss that.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

What happens if you don't, like, have the same answers?

[Christy Lee]

If you. Well, I mean, obviously you're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it like the Newlywed Game?

[Kelly Collette]

They just bring out option number four. They're like, oh, well, you can meet Tony. Exactly. Tony.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if a priest can say, I won't marry you. He might. I don't know. He doesn't feel you're compatible. I don't know if that's happened. Our priest did not say that. He did get to that point.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever get, like, any serious eye rolling?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to be a great couple. The guy goes.

[Christy Lee]

And in our defense, this was the kid's dad, so we'd already been married for years, and then we were going to get married and renew our vows and get married in.

[Kelly Collette]

The church and so make it official.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the weekend away thing, but you're obviously not sleeping. Sleeping together.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Just asking. We're talking with comedian Kelly Collette. Why don't we squeeze in a news story we've been promising the Catholic Church?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A nun in Ohio celebrated her 105th birthday with a round of golf. WKBN took her 12 weeks. Wait, it gets better. Sister Renee Harmon has been celebrating her birthday in the same way for decades. Decades. This year was no exception.

[Chick McGee]

She goes downtown, buys a.

[Christy Lee]

Shot, 95. She's legally blind, but she and her fellow sisters from Humanity of Mary hit the links at Noel Run Golf Course.

[Chick McGee]

Legally. Legally.

[Tom Griswold]

Got another hole in one there, lady.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's taking these people so long? Is that. Is she blind or something?

[Tom Griswold]

How many people.

[Christy Lee]

Imagine being behind. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How many people can we play through now? What's interesting, this is. Where's the. What's the name of the golf course?

[Christy Lee]

It's called Nole Run Golf Course in Lowellville.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like Louisville.

[Christy Lee]

Lowell.

[Tom Griswold]

Lowell.

[Christy Lee]

Like my grandfather's name.

[Tom Griswold]

Lowell. There's a Lowellville and a Louisville?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Lowellville, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

You're having fun over there at all.

[Chick McGee]

It's totally different sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the same thing.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

So where are you from? Louisville.

[Chick McGee]

Like Chicago and New York. It don't sound the same at all.

[Tom Griswold]

You got enough of a slushy in your mouth. It sounds like the same word.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now you're changing the param.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations to her sister Renee.

[Chick McGee]

That's fun, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

You got to. I mean, look, she's legally blind and she's still out there playing golf.

[Christy Lee]

See her. Is she actually playing?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a hole in one. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She just being driven around on a golf cart. That would be my.

[Kelly Collette]

She just weakened at Bernie's in the.

[Christy Lee]

Back grabbing a beer from the beverage cart. Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This apple juice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. That's nice. I wonder if. I wonder if she hit under her age.

[Christy Lee]

If she hits over. Under 105I. And she's blind. I'm pissed.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the kid yesterday that hit the. Here's the scissors. Oh, she's not wearing the hat.

[Chick McGee]

It. Oh, boy.

[Kelly Collette]

She's 105. She looks great.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a beard?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I think her beard is under the mask.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there she is.

[Chick McGee]

Blah, blah, blah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's actual audio.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Okay, wait a minute.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

There was.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture of her in her uniform.

[Christy Lee]

In her uniform.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, I love that movie.

[Christy Lee]

She's got.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got the Sister Betrill hat.

[Christy Lee]

That is old. Old school.

[Chick McGee]

Sister Patrick.

[Josh Arnold]

The one on the very left looks exactly like the one Sister from Sister.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. That's a plunging necklace.

[Kelly Collette]

Go out. Those are the ones that jump off the roofs and fly right. Yeah, ones that can get some speed under those.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I grew up with. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Kelly Collette]

Can you imagine eating and getting something on that white bib and just having to walk around with that shame?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a lot of.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if I put a bib over their bib, I'd be.

[Kelly Collette]

Probably keep it pure.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Kelly Collette]

They look happy.

[Josh Arnold]

They sure do. Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

They might have gotten something right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they may be onto something.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Kelly Collette]

No, I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We're going to find out about what happens when you feed alcohol to bats. Okay, that's fascinating. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

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[Josh Arnold]

Ever wonder how dark the world can really get?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we dive into the twisted, the terrifying and the true stories behind some.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I am.

[Chick McGee]

She's undercover. She's in camo.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

You probably can't see her, can you? Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Can't see me because my bangs are in my eyes and I have camo on.

[Chick McGee]

It's a job.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the bangs? Very much.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're getting cut today.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly a song from Pat. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We haven't heard anything. Anything from you.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a special guest joining us in the studio, the lovely Kelly Collette, comedian.

[Kelly Collette]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Kelly, by the way, is on her way to Columbus, Ohio. It'll be October 10th, a Friday night at the famous Attic. The Attic in Columbus, Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. On a Friday in October. But did you have a particular song you wanted Pat to play?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we haven't heard a thing from him all morning.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one?

[Chick McGee]

Do you know, I. I Can't Find My Way Home by. By Steve Wynwood.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this. Yeah, I'd like to sing this one right now.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

I get her at four, I write four songs. I am forgotten at 10, I'm gone. That's for you, Tom. Okay. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You're breaking his heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I. We just asked you to sing his song.

[Chick McGee]

Look how upset he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Let me check. Are you in? You want to. To.

[Chick McGee]

Do you want to hear a list?

[Tom Griswold]

I gave you a little list there. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we have. You have a song about Paul McCartney. Paul McCartney is on tour at 83.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's going to kind of vamp up the lyrics a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of the old.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the old classics. Oh, he gets. He gets tired of singing in the same way.

[Chick McGee]

He might go a little something.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. Something's There we go Wake up in a little discomfort My bladder's full I'd rather sleep I have to leave my warm bed Gotta pee, gotta pee and just a couple of hours later, same thing happens can't you see my prostate's bigger than a beach ball? Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee Gotta be all night long at 83 maybe I should get a catheter Got a pee, gotta pee 2, 3 coffees Diet Pepsi all day long the things I miss I spend my time in the john Gotta piss, gotta piss oh, but I gotta pee, gotta pee oh A little dribble, not a stream I'd rather wear a diaper Gotta pee, gotta thank you very much, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

83.

[Tom Griswold]

Now myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Different stories to tell Songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Change the long and winding Roads getting shorter yes, yes. And the hard days Nights getting softer now someone bought the rights of. To that. Isn't that. Is that correct? So someone could, like. Could. Could Viagra buy Hard Day's Night and turn it into a really vulgar. Yeah, except I think that McCartney took the catalog back, but I'm not quite sure. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Michael Jackson had it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. That's. That would really. That would really be bad. We have Christy Lee at the news desk. Let's get one more story, then we'll talk with our guest comedian, Kelly Collette.

[Christy Lee]

Wisconsin, home to a unique raw dish called the Kennel Cannibal Sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

The Midwestern delicacy features raw minced beef served on a single slice of rye bread that is topped with raw white onion.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds. I think that sounds really good.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds awful.

[Chick McGee]

I agree.

[Christy Lee]

According to Food and Wine magazine, the sandwich has its origin, or its origins, rather, in the German immigrants who settled in the area in the 19th century. It's known as. As.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hacka Peter.

[Tom Griswold]

Hacka Peter is a popular meal in.

[Christy Lee]

Germany featuring raw ground pork.

[Tom Griswold]

Cannibal sandwich. It's made with just a specific part of the spread on half a roll.

[Christy Lee]

Then topped with raw onion.

[Chick McGee]

You shouldn't eat.

[Christy Lee]

You can't eat raw pork.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's rough.

[Christy Lee]

The United States Department of Agriculture does state eating raw or undercooked beef is unsafe because it might contain. Contain harmful bacteria.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the. This is based on the old dish, the hacka Peter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. So that was the ground pork. Now they're just using ground beef.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're using raw ground pork.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

That's scary.

[Josh Arnold]

It's essentially a steak tartare sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which does sound. A steak tartar is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

And with the onion.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

That does look pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Have you ever had steak tartar, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, then it's typically served with, like, diced onion or anything.

[Christy Lee]

And an egg. Doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's really good egg.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Kelly Collette]

That looks like something like a single dad would cook. Yeah, like first breakfast without his wife. He's like, you know what? Let's send the kids home.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot where the frying pans are. Let's just eat it raw.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I eat it raw.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks pretty tasty.

[Christy Lee]

You would eat raw meat? You.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Safety, you have raw fish.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised you haven't had steak tartar at some point.

[Tom Griswold]

I might have. I don't know. I. Yeah, and I'm really off sushi. I haven't had it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Doesn't it also have raw egg in it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So they just. You're just asking for dry, like an uncooked meatloaf.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to eat that with a spoon, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's technically not a cannibal sandwich unless you're feeding it to a cow.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I suppose so. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you feel the need to explain that to us?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I just thought it was misnamed. Especially in the. In the state that brought you Jeffrey Dahmer.

[Chick McGee]

Goodness, that is true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why'd you have.

[Josh Arnold]

He hacked Peter, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure did.

[Chick McGee]

He hacked him up.

[Josh Arnold]

He was misunderstood.

[Tom Griswold]

On that note, let's get back to our guest.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I bet she's great. She's happy that she gets to follow that.

[Kelly Collette]

I know. I love true crime. I can talk about it all day.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a true crime junkie?

[Kelly Collette]

I was. You know, I used to think it made me unique. I used to be like, oh, I'm such a Wednesday Addams. Nope, I'm a Monday Karen. Okay. That's basic. Now, every white woman loves true crime. That is our favorite thing. Have you ever been to Salem?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, you have?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

It's great, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

If you guys have never been there. It's just Gettysburg for white women. That's all it is. It's just a bunch of women walking around like, look what we did. Oh, it's a way to celebrate.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we've learned a few things about you.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. You rescue dachshunds.

[Kelly Collette]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Or at least one.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're single.

[Kelly Collette]

Is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh. Is there someone we need?

[Kelly Collette]

There's someone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. We have a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we going to be vague?

[Chick McGee]

How are they Feeling about you describing it. I'm single. Is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. Oh, my God. No, we're good. Him and I joke about it. We're like, are we dating today? Cuz, like, I have. I have anxious attachment and he has avoidant attachment. And it's very fun cuz, like, I get to set the tone. Like, I get to. I'm anxious. I get to wake up every day and decide how I'm gonna ruin the relationship today. So it's very fun. I get to.

[Josh Arnold]

I was diagnosed, maybe a strong word with avoidant attachment.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. It's weird because I'll send him, like, memes and like, TikTok reels all day about, like, how you can be better, which is like a horrible thing to do, which is like, I would avoid that person too if they were doing that to me. So I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you meet him on the dating apps or was.

[Kelly Collette]

No, I don't do dating apps. I've never. Well, I. I don't think I've ever done them unless someone accidentally signed me up. But yeah, the whole swiping thing. Thing, it's weird because everybody, like, is in categories and dating apps and people keep asking me, like, do you have kids? Do you not have kids? Like, are you trying? Like, they want to know everything. And I was like, I'm trying for kids. I really am. They don't get in your car as easy as they did in the 80s, but I've been trying for a very long time. They've learned a lot of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

So you want kids like you? Your dog's already broken.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I want one to teach me how to use my iPad. I want an older one. That's why I want. Want a kid now. I don't want kids, so I feel like that's hard to find somebody too, especially my age.

[Chick McGee]

Ish.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. So, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The male unicorn.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. What's the male unicorn?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't know if you have to say male, but they're hard to find unicorns.

[Tom Griswold]

They're rare.

[Josh Arnold]

Like maybe somebody my 40s, in their 40s, who doesn't have kids.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And is single, doesn't want them and doesn't want kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that part of the unicorn thing? They don't want them?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So then you're not. You're not a unicorn.

[Chick McGee]

No. You want kids, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd like to have kids eventually.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

How many?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, but I. I would rather have a daughter. That's, that's, that's what I want to have that.

[Kelly Collette]

You're about to say dog. And I was like, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

I swear to God, my brain thought, dog. I'd rather have a dog.

[Chick McGee]

You know, if you don't have a daughter right away, you can, you can take her back and keep trying for a son.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that. Oh, What? No, I want the daughter.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you want the daughter? Reverse that and you can take the son back.

[Tom Griswold]

We' find out more from Kelly Collette in just a second. Kelly's gonna be on stage October 10th. It's a Friday night at the Attic in Columbus, Ohio, and you can see her on our YouTube channel and see what's going on with her and with us anytime. We'd love to have you check that out. I'll also remind you very quickly before Thursday evening's game starts, you want to get all your picks in. You don't have to go up against the spread. Just make those picks go to bobandtom.com contest contest at stake each week, a 500 gift card from Stephen Singer jewelers. We are in the Aurelia Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Arnold Chickster.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I am Chick. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

We do? I was just heckling myself.

[Christy Lee]

You were?

[Chick McGee]

I heard that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Tom, it's not a hot water heater. The waters. If it's hot, they wouldn't have to heat it.

[Chick McGee]

Drive on a parkway.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I. I've always called it a hot water heater. I don't know why the water heater. I guess I call the ATM machine. The ATM machine. I know the M stands for machine. I will stand.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has got another meaning for atm. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's a certain sphere of adult cinema.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine.

[Chick McGee]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of adult cinema, joining us in the studio. Fat guy. That's right. A star. Back in the day. Long in the tooth.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, were you considered a star? I thought it was more of a porn character actor.

[Christy Lee]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I would come into a little shtick. I was the comic relief. And that's a point that's always bugged me is it's always porn. Star? Yeah, they never. The journeyman porno people are never really recognized. I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you're looking for?

[Chick McGee]

Where's the clip?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet that's a category.

[Christy Lee]

What is a supporting actor?

[Chick McGee]

Howard of the adult cinema world or the character actor?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I'm looking it up. If they have. If the AVNs have a best supporting.

[Christy Lee]

What do you support? Do you hold things up? What do you do?

[Tom Griswold]

Fluffing. Do they. Do they have a technical awards like cinematography.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's probably like the other award shows where they happen like a month before at some smaller ball.

[Chick McGee]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Best sound editing, all that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Best boy. But they have that one. Was Ron Jeremy considered a character? Kind of porn guy or a star? He's considered a porn star, I think. Star.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He. Big trouble, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Navy.

[Josh Arnold]

An award for best supporting actress and actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, by an insult, I'm curious who.

[Chick McGee]

Who won it last year?

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have the equivalent of the thalberg?

[Josh Arnold]

As of January 2025, the title holder is Chanel Cameron. Oh, I am not. But here, Wikipedia has the whole. The whole list here.

[Kelly Collette]

The whole.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, fortunate. Oh, Nina Hartley's a two time winner.

[Christy Lee]

Nina Hartley, She's a star. She's not a star.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but in this case she was supporting.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that was in her later years.

[Josh Arnold]

And it has title. It has the titles of the films they were in there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm on Chanel Cameron's Instagram. Apparently she has trouble keeping her clothes on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she.

[Chick McGee]

She cannot find a pair of shorts that fit her.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really.

[Kelly Collette]

It's so hard out here.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Small problematic.

[Chick McGee]

She's struggling.

[Kelly Collette]

Oops, it's my screensaver now.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys remember Stormy Daniels, right? Yes, she is best supporting actress 2006 for a film called Camp Cuddly Pines. Power Tool Massacre.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot going on there.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that something you're not seeing that one?

[Christy Lee]

That sounds like right up your alley.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I like the horror films. Yeah, I don't know that I like my porn and horror mixed.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, thank you. Let's just move forward. We'll meet Kelly Collette once again. Dog owner. Boyfriend. Ish. What do we call him again? What was it again?

[Kelly Collette]

Situation.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Kelly Collette]

I recently just started watching porn, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Kelly Collette]

Just recently. And I. The other day I accidentally. Well, I took a screenshot of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Do you ever do that?

[Tom Griswold]

I have an accident.

[Josh Arnold]

You accidentally took a screenshot?

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like trying to turn your volume well, yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. Do you ever do that and you have to walk around with this thing that you hope people don't look at your photos on?

[Josh Arnold]

I have not.

[Kelly Collette]

Okay. No, I've done it on purpose too. I took a screenshot of a porn one time, but not for the reason you think. You think you would do it because it's like hot and you want to like recreate it. I, I took a screenshot of porn once because I liked the girls makeup. Makeup.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Kelly Collette]

And I was like, I'm gonna try that.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Kelly Collette]

But I'm like really bad at doing my own makeup, which means, like, I'm gonna have to bring this screenshot to a Sephora. Just walk around till I find a girl and I'm like, can you do this to me? She just like puts her balls on my face or whatever, you know? So whoever did that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

So I'm learning a lot about myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Myself too recently, in a much different way. I'll be bored at a movie and I'll be looking. I'll go look at those kitchen cabinets.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh my gosh. I do that too.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of. This movie is so boring. But wait a minute. That's a cool car you come away with. You kind of wish there was a thing you could get the end of the movie. You could, you could go to the website and find out more about the kitchen cabinets in Parenthood, you know, they do have that.

[Chick McGee]

They have have that in mainstream, if you will cinema. They, you can like, like, what shirt is that guy wearing? What are the shoes? What kind of car is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it an app?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, I forget what the name.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to know.

[Kelly Collette]

They have a website too. It's called as worn on tv so you can see what people are wearing.

[Josh Arnold]

I get how a lot of house envied during Hallmark movie season.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, the kitchens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, all those.

[Josh Arnold]

They're incredible.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. And they're always like people who are like, oh, I'm just a. A poet. And you have like a multi million dollar mansion and you're like gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's like those Woody Allen movies where no one seems to have a job, but they're all loaded.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Living in great apartments in New York. Once again, we're talking with Kelly Collette, comedian. Let's see, what else do we need to know about you? You are originally from Cincinnati, Ohio.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes, Born and raised. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And let's see. College.

[Kelly Collette]

I did, I did it. I went to college.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you graduate?

[Kelly Collette]

I have a bachelor's degree in public relations. And that was like right before Like, Instagram came out, so now everything's totally different. Like, we used to, like, learn how to send out press releases by, like, typing a paragraph with, like, the ampersands at the bottom. And now they're just, like. Just have Wendy's tweet an opinion or whatever. So it's very. It's very different now.

[Tom Griswold]

You know your background. Parents religious?

[Kelly Collette]

Not super religious. Now I'm starting to get into religion, and the. The one I've chosen to get into is just crystals. Do you guys know those girls? I'm not religious. I'm spiritual. I go to the rock shops, and I go to try to pick out my new feelings. And I went to one in Texas once, and the guy was walking around, and he was like, I've noticed you've been lingering around the protection stones. Is there something you feel you need protecting from? And I was like, yeah, myself. I'm about to spend $50 on a ROC. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Sorry. Am I fired? What does that do? Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, a lot happens behind the scenes.

[Kelly Collette]

My heart is racing so hard right now.

[Tom Griswold]

So with this religion, is that part of the prayers?

[Kelly Collette]

Well, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, my God. Can't take me anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly.

[Kelly Collette]

With my dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Save those words for your boyfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's real big, and I'm not trying to ruin your premise, but Jennifer Aniston. I just read a huge article on her in Vanity Fair, and yes, she's got.

[Kelly Collette]

I would not have thought.

[Christy Lee]

She's got, like, a big amethyst on her coffee table, and she's got crystals and stones all around.

[Kelly Collette]

I know they're supposed to do stuff. I don't know how to turn them around.

[Tom Griswold]

Made her sterile.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. I don't. I think she. I don't think she was.

[Chick McGee]

No, she just has. Has too much money. I think it was that one.

[Kelly Collette]

Take a word away. Should be that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they did that. Hit strong.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to offset the previous.

[Josh Arnold]

All the world was rooting for her to have a.

[Tom Griswold]

You just lost a friend.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be like Nightline. We're in this ninth month or that 10th month of her not having a baby.

[Christy Lee]

I love her. Morning show's back on, too.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, that's such a good one. Her race is really good in that one, too.

[Christy Lee]

Both of them are great. She's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Rachel and Jill of the same.

[Kelly Collette]

Isn't that crazy?

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you know that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a big fan.

[Kelly Collette]

Who's the other one?

[Josh Arnold]

It's Christina Applegate. And she is. This will come to Me because I just recently watched an episode where she kept. She wanted to be the godmother of Emma. And I want to say it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm lost.

[Josh Arnold]

It is Amy. Thank you. Yes, Amy. Yeah, she's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, that's nice to know. Let's check in.

[Kelly Collette]

We're doing trivia right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's check in with.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming back with our guest comedian. Kelly, Wash your mouth out with soap.

[Kelly Collette]

This will be my legacy.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have seen the face basis. You know, he didn't get the, the treat of looking at everyone going. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. I was eating some toast.

[Kelly Collette]

I apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Yeah, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom, we have a guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Kelly. Pm Colette.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

She says there was an accident. Come on, give her a break. I have a question.

[Josh Arnold]

Ask away, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not sure how familiar you are with Josh.

[Kelly Collette]

I. Yeah, I open for him on his album Pals. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Well, good, then you know that he's a thorough and generous lover.

[Josh Arnold]

She doesn't know that from experience.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, but I mean, I've heard it. Yes, many of the fans that we've interacted with.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was a time. And I'm not suggesting that he is still this way. Josh was a big fan of the. Of the world of adult cinema.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I can look a single, single man. Yeah. I used to. I would.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's my question. I haven't. And I know they have this.

[Chick McGee]

You make it sound like he stands outside the theater and waiting for the latest one to open.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but Thomas has always been fascinated by. By me. The fact that I used to rent porn in my early 20s, unlike from.

[Kelly Collette]

A theater or from us.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Like a rental store.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And at one point, he had his mom return a movie, which is my mom and dad. That makes it even worse.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it kind of makes it a little better in my mind.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your dad didn't say. A few weeks later. Hey, by the way, thanks for helping out. Till your mother had seen that title, I'd never gotten any of that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

I'd never gotten any of that.

[Tom Griswold]

I could have been more specific. I chose not to because of my. Because of my respect for Josh's parents.

[Chick McGee]

It filthy.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So here's my question. I know they have this award show for adult cinema. What's it called again?

[Josh Arnold]

The AVNs.

[Tom Griswold]

The AVN Awards. I have always hated award shows of any kind.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I cannot stand watching them. But I was kind of wondering on the AVN Awards, did they get up to there and, you know, after receiving the award for whatever the bounciest boobs and porno do they get, do they think their mom and dad.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'll be honest, I don't know. But I know. Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Because they would show them on Showtime.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you. I remember you were asking if I had ever watched them. And I've seen clips, but I never saw, like a thank you, speed.

[Tom Griswold]

But I also wonder, did they ever get political? Because that's what I hate about those horror shows. Like, would be. Well, I want to thank everybody in the set for the movie. And I just want to say that when I made Ass Masters four reminded me of the way I'm taking it up the butt right now from Washington.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Kelly Collette]

We need to stop the drilling.

[Tom Griswold]

They probably do.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine someone. And what does the trophy look like? Is it like. Like a phallic?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Yeah. Look up AVN Award. I only watched because Robert Schimmel hosted once and Jim Norton hosted. So I would watch their sets and they always. And all comedians. I've heard talk about hosting and say it's the worst audience because they're all just, like, in their own mind. Like, they don't. They're not interested in whatever anybody else has to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have, like, a boy That's.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what the hell that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have a pink carpet? As people come down, they've got Joan Rivers and interviewing somebody. It's a red carpet. Oh, that's bold.

[Chick McGee]

You're not.

[Josh Arnold]

I will send you.

[Chick McGee]

This is respecting.

[Josh Arnold]

This is very even the list have.

[Kelly Collette]

To be, like, happy because they're just used to faking it, so they're okay. I'm so happy you won.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. If anybody can fake it. Very good. Very good.

[Christy Lee]

The AVN Award is a couple embraced, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, it's not.

[Kelly Collette]

It's kids and there's, like, a third.

[Tom Griswold]

Person behind them with a microphone and a camera.

[Kelly Collette]

Definitely. That actually looks like a sculpture you would buy, like, at an antique mall.

[Christy Lee]

Right. It's actually pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not that.

[Christy Lee]

It's not that bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it have a nickname? Like, the way Oscar is a nickname?

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting. What would the Oscar's nickname be, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm not. I mean, does. I mean, does that trophy have a nickname?

[Christy Lee]

This particular trophy was given to the best live chat website.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

AVN trophy nickname.

[Tom Griswold]

They give it for the website.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, barely.

[Kelly Collette]

You keep saying avn and I keep hearing avn like birds.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you.

[Josh Arnold]

Porn stars. I heard one talking about how everybody gets sick when they go to these conventions before the AVNs. So, like, there's a big convention that was sort of concurrent with the Consumer Electronics show, and because they're meeting all these fans, they're just. They all get sick, and they refer to it as the avian flu.

[Kelly Collette]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

100 categories, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

For porno.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. The awards are divided into nearly 100 categories.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we'll begin with this orifice.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When they. Because at those award shows, when they have the red carpet, it's always, who were you. Where. Wearing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they weren't wearing much.

[Chick McGee]

Possible.

[Kelly Collette]

I wonder who judges them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Three guys in a basement.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Is it like the Academy Awards where the members of the porno academy must be.

[Josh Arnold]

There must be. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that much about it.

[Kelly Collette]

Or is it like gymnastics where it's like you've got to score the dismount and everybody has a different person rooting for.

[Josh Arnold]

This is super pretentious, but David Foster Wallace has an essay about going to the AVNs, if you want to read. Oh, really? I have it if you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. Okay, cool.

[Christy Lee]

The official AVN award trophy does not have a specific name. It is a custom designed figurine featuring two people in an erotic embrace.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The. The couple or, you know, coitus or what's.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't go. Could you sit through that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, even if the technical ones are before. So let's say 50, right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they've all got to make speeches.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gotta be brutal.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they all seem, you know, very fast on. I can't do it. I just can't.

[Christy Lee]

The Oscars of porn is what they're do.

[Tom Griswold]

They do the way they do in. At the Academy, Original. They have, like a short film category for those that have premature issues.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to thank One Pump Johnny.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Ace. Have you watched them? You've watched them every year. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Every year you watch for you fast forward through it.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you fast forward through? Usually the comic and the musical guests.

[Tom Griswold]

What an honor. Fellas, guess what? Well, let's. Yeah, I was just thinking of something that has no revelation to anything we're talking about. Do you have a favorite pair of pants?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, I have a.

[Chick McGee]

You always have the best question.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a favorite pair of jeans. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you? Yeah. I'm asking because my two favorite pairs are currently at the tailor shop.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up and show Josh Taylor.

[Christy Lee]

Shop.

[Chick McGee]

Show Josh your jeans.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, these are. These are a new pair.

[Christy Lee]

They're a new pair.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you won't believe these for me to wear. I look at these, they are like 8 inches off the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's flood time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, those are. And he's wearing white socks, so. He is.

[Christy Lee]

You're styling, dude.

[Chick McGee]

He looks.

[Josh Arnold]

They're Uly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So instead of buying new jeans, you took your jeans in to have them taken in?

[Tom Griswold]

No, the. They were. They were. They were ripping by the back pockets. So you buy new jeans? Yeah, no, I just. I like them so much. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, do whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a favorite pair of pants? Pants, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm wearing them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Today.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this. I mean, I. Doesn't it change. I'm wearing my favorite pair of pants right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's one of those things everybody does. You go, oh, this is a good day.

[Chick McGee]

As usual with these topics that for normal people you can't comment because most people, I would guess their favorite pants are some sort of sweatpants and give us Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

My wide leg yoga pants.

[Chick McGee]

Give us your.

[Kelly Collette]

Those are cute.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't own sweatpants. I don't wear. Wear them.

[Chick McGee]

Pat and Kelly, step further. You hate sweatpants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys have show pants. Like, I have jeans that I. Yeah. If I. Let's say I have three pair of jeans and hanging in my closet. The rest are in the laundry and I have a show coming up. I will save. Like, there's one pair where like, oh, no, I can't wear those today. Those are my show pants. I'm gonna wear those when I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a black pair of jeans like that. That.

[Kelly Collette]

Ah, yeah, the black ones are always good. I did buy what they're doing now with women's pants. It's very sneaky.

[Christy Lee]

We're.

[Kelly Collette]

We're starting to get more sweatpant, like, material that it looks dressier like these. Yeah. So we can kind of like disguise, be comfortable for once.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Kelly Collette]

We get pockets now.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Kelly Collette]

We're moving up in the world.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now who's allowing them to get pockets?

[Chick McGee]

What do they need to carry their entitlement.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, chick, give a favor. Pair of pants.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're sweatpants. Yeah. I've got. And I bought three of the same pair, so I. I'll always have.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have pockets?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they have pockets and a drawstring and all sorts of things. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a fan of the drawstring sweatpants.

[Kelly Collette]

You always lose them. They always come out.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that.

[Chick McGee]

And they keep them up.

[Christy Lee]

They stick out. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You have a back pocket one. Yeah, but not the favorite ones. But I have a back pocket. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So where do you put your wallet?

[Chick McGee]

I don't carry a wallet. Wallet, by and large, ever. I have my phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Apple Pay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know. I was just at a place yesterday. What a huge sign.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Apple Pay.

[Chick McGee]

What do you have in your wallet?

[Tom Griswold]

Couple of cards.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you should have capital one.

[Chick McGee]

What's. What's in your wallet?

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, will you wear your sweatpants to, like, a cvs?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. You have no problem.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I will. I'm quite. I cut quite the figure when I'm not here. Not that I'm. But how about flying? I have. Yeah. Sweatpants. Great for flying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't wear my ugg boots to fly, but if I'm.

[Kelly Collette]

You have ugg boots?

[Chick McGee]

Running errands and things. I always. I'm in my ugg boots and my sweatpants and whatever I can grab in a hat.

[Josh Arnold]

I love my Ugg slippers. I may have to look into these ugg boots.

[Chick McGee]

They make shorties and minis and tall.

[Tom Griswold]

What are yours?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, the Ugg boots are kind of like great slippers because they keep your warm.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. They keep your calf and they keep your ankles.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm definitely familiar with the. The women's Ugg boots, but I didn't know they made them for guys.

[Chick McGee]

They just look, you know, awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome. Well, let's check in with Christy Lee at the news desk. What have we missed?

[Christy Lee]

A study has found alcohol impairs a bat's ability to fly. Researchers looked at the effect of ethanol on Egyptian fruit bats, which have been shown to avoid overripe fruit that contains high levels of ethanol.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't this be a bigger, bigger story if it didn't have any effect at all on bats?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. During experiments, bats that were given liquid food with the highest ethanol content took longer to fly, indicating that their flight was impaired. The quality of those bats. Oh, what's this word? Echolocation. Was also adversely affected.

[Tom Griswold]

Putting the animals.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Colliding with obstacles meant flight because, you know, obviously they fly at night.

[Tom Griswold]

Seems like that's from the Mr. Obvious instance.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly. It's one of the 2025 Ig Noble Prize winners, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those are sort of the opposite of.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, drunk.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody had to give them money to. To study that. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Presumably. I mean, were drunk bats also like flirting with, I don't know, ducks Too big for me. Quacky.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure about Frank. Woke up with a real crow.

[Chick McGee]

Check out the ass on that duck, huh?

[Christy Lee]

But this is kind of interesting. Researchers found also that alcohol sometimes improves your ability to speak a foreign language. Did you notice?

[Chick McGee]

I told you.

[Josh Arnold]

Improves.

[Christy Lee]

50 graduate students at a university in the Netherlands were recruited. Recruited for the study as they were native German speakers who were also fluent in Dutch. Half of the participants received an alcoholic drink while the other drank water before engaging in a discussion in Dutch with a native Dutch speaker. Researchers found that intoxication improved the participants Dutch fluency. Scientists believe inebriation lowers language anxiety to increase foreign language.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just going to guess that. That makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Help me with this. I. I don't understand.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not afraid, you're not overthinking. Hey, is this the right word? Is this the correct conjunction? Is this the right way to. You just say it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but who thought of doing this as an experiment in the first place? I don't know understand that. And why did they do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting. They just want to see if they can pick up.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, they just want to get a bunch of Germans drunk to see if they could be friendlier to the Dutch people.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the idea of a drunk bat flying into the window of some maiden and turns into a vampire. And then he's very. He's trying to be quiet, but he's hammered. Knocking over a lamp.

[Tom Griswold]

And so the vampires still, they're also trashed.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds like something that we'd see in the shadows. That's, you know, that show drunk bats, drunk vampires.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the effect of alcohol, do you think, on ordering it like in a Chinese restaurant? Restaurant?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you think that people are bolder if they've had, like, they sit down and so you have to.

[Chick McGee]

You have to leave all, all of your inhibitions behind if you want to order in a Chinese.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna go?

[Chick McGee]

Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna have the octopus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you mean. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that one of the reasons the octopus isn't selling? Make the drinks stiffer? I don't know. Just that. Just. Just that, that. I don't know.

[Kelly Collette]

I mean, that was probably what happened when the first person actually tried octopus. They're just like, I'm going to eat that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Some pirate.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, I just going to put in my mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is. I'm asking this for real. And if, if someone was conversant in American sign.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Kelly Collette]

I used to take sign.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if when they're drunk, if there's a lot more cursing.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't imagine. Because I would think efficiency would be key, but I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, someone, maybe someone knows about knows that. I'd like to know. I think. Don't you think you did.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you cuss more when you're drunk?

[Tom Griswold]

I cuss the most on roller coasters.

[Christy Lee]

Right, but do you get drunk?

[Josh Arnold]

You cuss more when you're drunk?

[Christy Lee]

We don't know that.

[Chick McGee]

I never drink.

[Christy Lee]

I never drank.

[Josh Arnold]

My body's a temple at one point.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't drink. I. I don't know. That's. That's a fair question. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

When was the last time you were drunk? Do you remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, why? Quite a while ago.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't a specific event.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

He gets real. It was a long time ago, but he gets real like everything. I think he worries that someone's listening to what he's saying.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Because let me tell you something about it. And he gets.

[Tom Griswold]

I get that way now, too.

[Chick McGee]

And that, that's how I know he's been drinking when I go.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you something. All I know is when I drank, I was always afraid to order salmon nigiri.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Very.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy. What else is happening? It's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to take a break is.

[Chick McGee]

What we're going to do.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we take like a two week break?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, could take a whole year maybe.

[Chick McGee]

We'll see.

[Christy Lee]

I'm taking a two week break starting Friday.

[Chick McGee]

See you 20 and 26.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you've been hearing about Silex annuities for a while now here on the Bob and Tom show, and I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Going to tell you more by in the form of a quiz. Okay? Now, I didn't know what annuity was, but I'm learning from the folks at Silac, the experts. That's why we have presented the Bob and Tom show presents the McGee Three. Three questions submitted by you, the audience. Dear Mr. McGee, I'd like to browse and read about the Silac annuity options. Yeah, what is the silk Silac address for their website?

[Chick McGee]

It's silacins.com. that's s I l a c dash I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Question two for Mr. McGee. I love this idea. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where can I learn more about that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you go to silac ins.com. that's s I l a c I dash dot com. Click on the Bob and Tom logo and request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

Information. Last question. Dear Mr. McGee, would you please be kind enough in your sweet voice to read the Silac. Read the Silac disclaimer.

[Chick McGee]

No way in hell. Christy, can you help me?

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosure.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, we're gonna hang out with our guest, Kelly Collette. Ms. Collette is gonna be on stage at the Attic in Columbus, Ohio, coming up on Friday evening, October 10th, for a great live comedy show. We're gonna find out more about her in just a couple minutes when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom Show Contest rules, go to bobatom.com contest contest-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hey, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Got that. Special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

I look across the way, I see comedian Kelly Collette right here. And you mentioned the, the rapture.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, sorry. And I brought everything down with that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did a little homework here and apparently it says there's no universally recognized or authoritative time for the rapture.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course not.

[Christy Lee]

Well, definition it would be. It's part of.

[Tom Griswold]

However, there is right now there is a guy named Joshua Malak Ela that says it's going to be September 23rd and 24th of this year, so.

[Chick McGee]

Holy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what Kelly was referring.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy heck right now, the Rapture. The rapture clock, does it have a snooze button?

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, this is interesting.

[Christy Lee]

What happens if we get to the 25th? Does it rapture reset?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. But there's actually a place you can find out more about this called Rapture Talk for the tick tock folks out there. Are you familiar with.

[Kelly Collette]

That's what I was on deep scrolling last night. Yeah. And there's people that are like preparing their cupboards and like leaving notes to be like, well, when I ascend and new heathens are left here, like, you can have my food. And they're like, come with me and take a tour of my Rapture pantry or whatever experience. Very interesting.

[Christy Lee]

So what happens to the folks that are left behind?

[Josh Arnold]

They you want. You want to ascend?

[Christy Lee]

Is that when all hell breaks loose of the zombies come and stuff?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, lots of zombies.

[Josh Arnold]

The rap.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song. Rapture.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Blondie.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

You like that one? I'm surprised. You like.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like that one? You like that song? Yeah, kind of. It's one of the first sort of raps to take off in pop culture.

[Christy Lee]

They're eating up cars.

[Tom Griswold]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let's, let's talk once again with Kelly Colette. If you, if you've never seen her, you look, I think you look a lot like Phoebe on Friends. Very pretty.

[Kelly Collette]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, you're semi single, semi boyfriend. You're not.

[Kelly Collette]

I'm in between stages of life right now, transitioning to everything.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you looking forward to improve. Do you have like New Year's resolutions? Things you're going to be getting ready for in the next year?

[Kelly Collette]

You know, my resolution was so weird this year it was to compliment men more.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Kelly Collette]

I thought so too. Because I feel like men don't get compliments. Like, I feel like women, we get so many compliments, like we don't even believe you anymore. Like, we just think you're messing with us. You know what I mean? Like, you tell a girl you look good and she's like, shut up. You've ruined my life. But if you like, if you compliment a man they genuinely love, if you tell a guy you like his hair, he will have that haircut for 40 years.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Kelly Collette]

He's never changing his hair. Right. Tell a guy he looks and good blue closet full of blue shirts. Never wearing. By the way, I do like those pants on you. I like your new pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Kelly Collette]

I know everybody else is tearing you apart, but I'm like, you know, now.

[Christy Lee]

We get to see you in floods for the rest.

[Chick McGee]

I never thought you'd wear capri pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Capri pants.

[Chick McGee]

They look great.

[Josh Arnold]

You like them a little higher than most people do.

[Kelly Collette]

They did look like the nun who turned 105 playing golf. They did have that look.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

It's too boring to explain. I have to wear them a little high because of a recent surgery, so.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not true.

[Chick McGee]

You really always worn them high.

[Christy Lee]

You really have the hem of your jeans.

[Kelly Collette]

You know, I like a high waist too. I'm a millennial.

[Chick McGee]

As I've told you a million times. I don't know, I'm. If I'm insulted that you're just lying or you're. I'm insulted that I. You think you're getting away with.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to tell senior door who does all my pants. Oh, that everyone thinks they're too high.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, you, you get them however you want to get them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And we're still going to make.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the judge for me.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's not. He's going to do what you tell him to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

He's your tailor. If you tell him you want a 35 and a half inch insulin.

[Chick McGee]

What self respecting man has their jeans tailored?

[Christy Lee]

No one.

[Chick McGee]

None is the answer.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Except you.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

It's all right. Whatever you want to do, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's get back to our guest.

[Chick McGee]

32 is no good for you, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't really remember.

[Christy Lee]

What is Your insy.

[Tom Griswold]

I buy them, and I buy them long and go to senor, and he fixes them for.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like the senor thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Not going to give his full name. He has a business.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to know his full name.

[Christy Lee]

His name is Mr. Something, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's Senor Very Fine Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

All you guys are wearing black. Did someone give you that compliment?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, that's a long story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If you wear any bright colors, it affects Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all you'll hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get the memo before you came here not to wear perfume?

[Kelly Collette]

I did, yeah. Yes. No. Heavy sensor perfume.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because of Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

I just rolled around in the grass. No, I know that because we rode together, and I think you mentioned that before we got in the car or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Kelly Collette]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we might.

[Kelly Collette]

Might have.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ordinarily wear perfume?

[Kelly Collette]

Yes, sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

What, do you have a special scent?

[Kelly Collette]

Ooh, Desperation.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who makes that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that from.

[Kelly Collette]

That's. That's the new Jennifer Aniston, like you said. No, I. I think I like. I like a couple. They always have, like, really dumb names, too, you know, like, I don't know, Snooki. I have no idea what perfumes I get. The little sable.

[Josh Arnold]

Snooki's my. Like the beach.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, exactly. Pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Does your. Does your boyfriend wear a cologne?

[Kelly Collette]

I don't think so. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You said he's. You said he's an engineer, so the answer is no.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes. Probably not. Just, like, motor oil on the hands and stuff like that, but I didn't. Did I ever tell you that I had an allergic reaction the one time we hung out?

[Josh Arnold]

You told me as it was happening.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes. So we went to, like, a hibachi patchy, and I'm allergic to shrimp. And I was fine, like, through the whole show. And then, like, I think it was afterwards, I was like. My face blew up like a balloon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that. Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We were texting.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. And I was, like, sending you pictures, like, I'm not dying, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What did happen? So, I don't know, but driving around anywhere right now, the Halloween stores are all sprouting.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And every empty store, which is half of them, are becoming Halloween stores now. Will you and your friend go to a Halloween party?

[Kelly Collette]

I. I've been wanting to be Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid forever. I just need someone to go with. But Halloween's my favorite holiday, like, ever. Since I was a kid, my favorite thing has always been trick or treating. Not because I like candy. I'd like to trick or treat because I like to see the inside of other people's houses. One of those very judgmental kids that was way too close to the threshold of your door just trying to get your WI Fi password.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why you want to have kids.

[Kelly Collette]

To see how. How everybody keeps conditioning on in October.

[Tom Griswold]

The only time I ever got into going to anybody's house.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Trick or treating.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You let the kids into your house.

[Chick McGee]

He invites them in. You know, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

Last year, trick or treating. Yes. Last year was it last year that. It was. It was really nasty weather, and I had, like, 40 people in my house.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Kelly Collette]

Did you have a party or was it just.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just a spontaneous. Hey, come on. It's freezing outside. I got a ton of candy.

[Chick McGee]

And aren't you worried about getting your silver stolen?

[Josh Arnold]

The grandfather clock could be knocked over.

[Chick McGee]

Who goes there? Possibly checking all pockets as you leave.

[Josh Arnold]

Put down that candelabra.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not have a grandfather.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. You don't care for grandfather.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate them.

[Christy Lee]

You'd hate my house.

[Tom Griswold]

And I hate anything with Roman numerals. Watches with Roman numerals. I want to know what time it is. I don't have a math problem. Yeah, and what do we decide about? There is such a thing as a grandmother clock. Do you remember this?

[Christy Lee]

Of the grandfather clock?

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's. It's a grandfather clock without the dong.

[Chick McGee]

Right. There's a little joke.

[Tom Griswold]

We like to leave our guests with. A joke.

[Chick McGee]

Water cooler.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Kelly, it's been a great pleasure meeting. You're so funny.

[Kelly Collette]

Thank you so much, you guys. I had such a great time being here.

[Tom Griswold]

We'd love to have you back as soon as possible.

[Chick McGee]

Well, except for the one thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I was trying to make her feel good.

[Kelly Collette]

Don't worry. I'm just going to think about that every night when I go to bed for the rest of my life. So don't you guys worry.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Kelly Collette]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

And you know you haven't done your.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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