The BOB & TOM Show - September 25, 2025

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – September 25, 2025

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a classic four-hour ride through comedy, sports, music, and pop culture. With the full crew in-studio, listeners are treated to classic banter, live music from the Duke Tomato Trio with The Brass to Mouth Horns, oddball news stories, call-in contests, and unfiltered takes on everything from NFL picks to human composting. The tone is irreverent, energetic, and peppered with the signature wit that has defined the show's decades-long run.

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Main Themes

• Comedy and Banter: The hosts riff on daily absurdities, classic jokes, and personal stories, blurring the line between improv and scripted fun.
• Sports Talk: NFL picks, listener contests, weird sports records, and personal gripes about teams and players.
• Music Feature: Spotlights on the Duke Tomato Trio, including live performances and new music promotion.
• Nostalgia & Pop Culture: Deep dives into posters from youth, novelty songs, and shared memories from high school.
• Quirky News: Human composting legislation, silly string assaults, poop spray crimes, and squirrel attacks get the signature BOB & TOM comedic treatment.

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Key Segments & Memorable Moments

1. Opening Bits, Banter, and Live Song

• [01:09]–[04:20] “Man, I’m Glad I’m a Man” Song
  • Parody tune about male stereotypes, performed with full musical backing.
  • Quote: “If I had my own two boobs, I’d never leave the house.” — Chick McGee [03:18]
  • Sets the irreverent, musical tone for the episode.

2. Duke Tomato Trio Takes the Stage

• [05:29]–[15:19] Duke Tomato Trio in the Studio
  • Discussing the live house band, the Trio’s new album, and some running gags about tomatoes vs. musicians.
  • Quote: “His cucumbers are amazing!” — Tom Griswold [06:03]
  • Live Performances Throughout The Episode
    • “What a Damn Man Needs” [28:07]
    • “Don’t Have It In Me” [51:46]
    • “Can’t Find My Shoes” [68:28]
    • “Have You Here (Dream Come True)” [147:11]
    • “Wouldn’t Have Did What I Did (If I Hadn’t Been High)” [110:39]
    • Notable jam sessions with riffing between songs.

3. NFL Picks Contest and Listener Interaction

• [06:15]–[07:59], [57:13]–[58:01], [121:02]–[126:14] Pigskin Pick’em NFL Contest
  • Listener Bob Schimmelfennig from Colorado Springs wins a $500 Stephen Singer Jewelers gift card.
  • Chick McGee lays out the week’s NFL picks; debates over who’s hip and how to pick games.
  • Quote: “Just pick the winners. You don’t even have to go against the spread.” — Tom Griswold [07:27]

4. Poster Nostalgia and Generational Cutoffs

• [19:35]–[27:00], [131:39]–[135:07] The Great Poster Debate
  • Listeners and hosts recall their most iconic wall posters—Motley Crüe, Heather Thomas, Keep on Truckin’, The Abbey Road, Scarface, and more.
  • Discussion about the ‘cutoff age’ for posters on walls vs. framed art.
  • Quote: “Stuff my wife made me get rid of when we got married. We could do a whole show.” — Tom Griswold [21:45]

5. Food Fears and Expiration Debates

• [16:21]–[18:54] “Best By” vs. Expiration Dates
  • The crew discuss who throws food away at the best-by date, with Josh’s 10-day old egg whites joke.
  • Quote: “I threw the lid away.” (on ice cream containers) — Jim Gaffigan via Tom Griswold [37:48]

6. Sports Chat & Weird Records

• [60:40]–[65:53], [85:00]–[87:09] Sports Banter
  • Chick covers NFL, MLB historic home runs, and more.
  • Running joke about announcers’ regional accents.
  • Weird Record: Japanese man breaks Guinness World Record for 100m on all fours [85:00]
  • Quote: “He does it so fast, it’s like watching a cheetah.” — Tom Griswold [85:34]

7. Human Composting and Death Discussed, Hilariously

• [103:13]–[106:07] Natural Organic Reduction (Human Composting)
  • New Jersey joins states allowing composting of human remains; group riffs on who’d want to eat grandma’s tomato.
  • Quote: “Are these Grandma’s tomatoes? Oh, you know, these are Grandma’s tomatoes all right.” — Chick McGee [104:44]

8. Oddball News Blotter

• [157:18]–[160:33] Silly String Attack & Poop Spray Prank
  • Florida escort attacks a man with Silly String—debate on potential motives.
  • Teaching assistant arrested for using ultra-stinky ‘poop spray’ in a classroom.
  • Quote: “Is it smell like poop or hides poop smell?” — Chick McGee [127:45]
  • Durian fruit mistaken for a gas leak, leading to more food/gas jokes.

9. Al Jackson’s “Word of the Week”

• [129:59]–[139:14] Slang, Generational Gags
  • Al quizzes Tom on “Yiffin” (furry sex) and “Aura farming.”
  • Quote: “Aura farming is when you do something nice where everybody sees—like handing out lunch bags to the homeless, but you do it in front of the volleyball team.” — Al Jackson [138:19]

10. More Listener Letters & Classic Stand-Up Bits

• Reads from Latin teachers, food recommendations, childhood nicknames (e.g., “Alphabet”), and D&D marathons.
• [154:41]–[155:31] Pat Godwin’s “Nocturnal Enuresis Blues” (bedwetting blues) — A heartfelt and funny live musical number about bedwetting.

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Standout Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “If I had my own two boobs, I’d never leave the house.” — Chick McGee [03:18]
• “When I open a container of ice cream, I just throw the lid away.” — Jim Gaffigan (paraphrased by Tom Griswold) [37:48]
• “Posters. There’s a cutoff age… otherwise they need to be framed!” — Ace Cosby [20:39]
• “Tell me you love your dogs without telling me you love your dogs: I put Ready Whip on their food.” — Chick McGee [38:14]
• “Let me tell you, the egg beaters with all the spices in them… those are good.” — Chick McGee [18:05]
• “She’s so old she used spice for her deodorant.” — Chick McGee (about Sister Jean) [75:03]
• “I wouldn’t have did what I did if I hadn’t been high…” — Duke Tomato (live) [110:39]
• “Have you seen my keys?” — Duke Tomato (promoting the new album; recurring refrain) [71:48, et al.]

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Noteworthy Timestamps & Segments

• 01:09–05:00: Musical parody, “Man, I’m Glad I’m a Man”
• 06:15: NFL Picks Winner Announcement & Banter
• 16:57: Food Safety/Expiration Date Segment
• 28:07, 51:46, 68:28, 110:39, 147:11: Live Duke Tomato Trio Songs
• 54:03: “Don’t Have It In Me” (Song and Callback Riffing)
• 85:00–87:09: Stupid World Record — 100m on all fours, crew commentary
• 103:13: Debate: Human Composting, Law vs. Morality
• 131:39: Poster & “Grownups with Posters” Segment
• 139:56: Raycon Ad & Segue to Final News Blocks
• 147:11: Duke Tomato with “Have You Here By My Side”
• 154:41: “Nocturnal Enuresis Blues” — Pat Godwin

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Flow and Tone

The vibe is loose, unfiltered, and quick-witted. Hosts freely interrupt, ping-ponging jokes and anecdotes, while listener letters and guest voices (like Al Jackson) add depth and new directions. The musical performances are well-integrated—never a break from the show’s comic sensibility, but engaging in their own right. Running gags (grandma’s tomatoes, posters, bedwetting, what’s “hip”) tie the long episode together, giving the listener a sense of familial chaos and inclusivity.

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Useful For Newcomers

If you haven't heard this installment:

• Come for the unique mix of sports, comedy, and live blues.
• Stay for the crew’s chemistry, deeply silly takes on serious (and not-so-serious) stories, and the array of recurring jokes.
• Expect multiple moods: irreverent, nostalgic, raucous, and occasionally (though rarely) sentimental.

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For Further Listening & Highlights

• Check out Duke Tomato’s new album, Have You Seen My Keys? (Featured songs and in-studio energy.)
• Submit your NFL picks for a chance at the next listener contest.
• Listen for the next time “human composting” or “egg whites past the date” come up—BOB & TOM never let a good bit totally die.

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Summary by Section:

Musical Comedy & Parody

• Recurrent live blues from house band and comedic parodies.
• Musical intros, outros, and spontaneous riffs.

Sports & Competitions

• In-depth week 4 NFL preview with listener participation.
• Baseball history, wild records (such as 100m dashes on all fours).

News of the Weird

• Crimes involving silly string and liquid ass.
• Human composting legalization and reactions.
• Space food, squirrel attacks, gas leaks misidentified (durian fruit).

Pop Nostalgia

• Poster debates, food recollections, old teacher emails, comedy song nostalgia.

Language & Culture

• Al Jackson’s slang quizzes (yiffin, aura farming, etc).
• “Best and worst” of word usage, generational gaps dissected.

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This episode delivers a full BOB & TOM experience—equal parts absurd, insightful, musical, and always a little off the rails.

Transcript

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Learn [e-mail] it's the Bob and Tom Show Every day I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of abroad When Oprah comes on I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs I stand up to pee I go to a bar but not a beauty salon don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts I use my turn signal I understand sports Man I'm glad I'm a man man tell you the reason I am I don't go through a phase every 28 days man I'm glad I'm a man I pay cash at the grocery no checks or coupons don't take along a friend when I go to the john I don't throw a fit when I break a nail I.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T buy a lot of shoes just.

[Chick McGee]

Because they're on sale I don't apply makeup in my rearview mirror I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer I drink beer from a bottle and not from a Gl I don't ask my friends about the size of.

[Duke Tomato]

My ass Man I'm glad I'm a.

[Chick McGee]

Man man tell you the reason I am I don't face the pain of water weight gain Man I'm glad I'm.

[Duke Tomato]

A man Let me tell you ladies.

[Chick McGee]

Listen to me ladies I love those things inside of your blouse I love your pretty faces and you're warm and soft and braces but if I had my own two boobs I'd never leave the house I don't spend Two hours getting ready for a date. I don't play with dolls unless they inflate when someone asks my age I never lie after sex in bed My spot's always dry I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines I don't mind if my dates try to get in.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't spend a fortune on French.

[Chick McGee]

Lingerie this is the same underwear I wore yesterday Man, I'm glad I'm a madman Tell you the reason I am I don't take the pill I don't use Mass and Gill Man, I'm glad I'm a man Man, I'm glad I'm.

[Duke Tomato]

A man Man Tell you the reason.

[Chick McGee]

I am I find Michael Bolton completely rev and I'm glad I'm a man oh, goodness. Good morning. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and congratulations. This is the Bob and Tom Show. They found they. They made their way to us. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

You win the challenge of deciding what attitud we're dealing with today?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

I just walked in.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck. I finally said something I've been wanting to say for 24 hours. I thought of it yesterday afternoon. I should. Hello, Pat Godwin. I'm still laughing, Chick. I'm glad. If I can make one person smile, I'm doing better than Howie Mandel. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Beggar. Special day where we have our live house band getting organized in the other part of the building. Duke Tomato. The Duke Tomato Trio hanging out with us today. Congratulations. You did open with that.

[Chick McGee]

Now, did Mike bring Duke Tomato in?

[Christy Lee]

Mike? Mike? Mark.

[Chick McGee]

The tomato guy? No, no, no. The tomato guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Mike's his tomatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Mike's my handyman and he brings tomatoes. He does bring tomatoes in.

[Chick McGee]

Did Mike bring Duke Tomato in?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'm sure I can wake him up and come over to say hi.

[Chick McGee]

If he brings tomatoes, that'd be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I prefer. His cucumbers are amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I'll admit I chided him until I tasted at one of his tomatoes. They're very good, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

And he's got a whole technique for dangling cucumbers.

[Chick McGee]

Of course he does.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted to congratulate. And this is. This is a tough one from Colorado Springs. Is it Bob Shimmel? Elfa?

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Schimmel Fennec.

[Tom Griswold]

Schimmel Fenning. Schimmel Fenig. Okay, Bob is our winner of week three in our NFL competition.

[Chick McGee]

He won a 500 gift certificate from Stephen Singer. And how about this? We call him Bobby Shem.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like that.

[Christy Lee]

I like that. Bobby Shim.

[Chick McGee]

Bobby Shim. Bobby Shim.

[Christy Lee]

Are you going to talk to him today?

[Tom Griswold]

Must have been. Must have been break time on Ellis island when he got slipped through and somebody go, hey, pal, about Bobby Smith.

[Christy Lee]

Just. Bobby Schimmel.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is America, for God's sake. We don't have that kind of time. We're not in Hawaii. Okay, well, congratulations going out to Bobby. He entered our competition. You can, too.

[Chick McGee]

But for week four, obviously not an American, but congratulations. Anyone?

[Tom Griswold]

You can enter anywhere you want for week four. Let's see, today's Thursday there. Ergo, the game tonight. That means the. That week four begins this evening in the NFL. So go to bobandtom.com contest, get your picks and just pick the winners. You don't even have to go against the spread.

[Chick McGee]

Pick me a winner if you want.

[Tom Griswold]

To see what Chick Magee's picks are against the spread. Where does one do that?

[Chick McGee]

Seahawks at the Arizona Cardinals tonight and go to Instagram. The chick McGee, the pick. All the picks are up there. Oh, we got a European game this week, the first one of the season. It is in Dublin, Ireland. All right, Steelers, Steelers and the Vikings. And. What's that old joke? I don't know what happened, Doc, but my dick went to Dublin, remember?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Dublin. No. Yeah. I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I have. Any context would be nice.

[Chick McGee]

My. My dick went to Dublin is definitely the punchline. I.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It means it's growing twice. Twice the size.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a pun about going to Dublin and all that, Right? Are you from Ireland?

[Chick McGee]

Because my penis is Dublin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Closer.

[Josh Arnold]

Like that.

[Chick McGee]

Closer. I remember those.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the way you directed that at Josh.

[Chick McGee]

I remember the dick going to Dublin, though.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a lot going on here.

[Josh Arnold]

The rest of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have to back up the tape and start the show over. I have never heard that joke.

[Chick McGee]

See, you're better for it.

[Josh Arnold]

When told properly. It's. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So, kids, back up the tape or. And maybe you can figure out how it's supposed to go.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I can't. Wait, there are two of me over here because I'm beside myself because I got this letter this morning. Emails brought to you by Omaha Steaks. We'll have more in a moment. Dear Chick. Yes, it's me, your Latin teacher, Ms. Diana Vacario.

[Tom Griswold]

From high school.

[Chick McGee]

From high school. And it's her. I can't tell you what's in the email that I know it's her, but it's her. Oh. I'm at a loss to explain why you were never invited to my parties. Well, I am too, Ms. Vicario.

[Duke Tomato]

I.

[Chick McGee]

We. We called her Ms. Vicario. There were three in the two year period that I taught at London. They all centered around my Latin club. Perhaps you had an after school job. No, no, no. Then she says, music lessons.

[Tom Griswold]

I go, were you in Latin club?

[Chick McGee]

No, I. Yeah, well, you took the course. You're automatically in Latin because club. But I didn't take the course as much as the course took me.

[Christy Lee]

You weren't really into it, is what you're saying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, she said the Latin Club. Maybe you thought the Latin club and our gatherings were lame. Per Ann. It was. Then she goes, I still like to party, Chief Big bong, smoke them up. In fact, I was just in London a couple days ago, just steps from my old apartment.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to follow up on this. You have to sleep.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta hit on her and bang her till Pegasus comes home. That's what I'm thinking. What do you think? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know she's probably familiar with a couple of Latin terms. Hey, starts with a C. Most helpful.

[Chick McGee]

That. That's how I know it's her. We always call her Ms. Vakario. And there's a couple other things. All right. She was only steps from my old apartment. Well, I'll meet you there in three days at high noon. How's that? What about Sunday? No, I can't do Sunday. Saturday. Thank you, Miss College Football. And then it says, party on, Chuck. Oh, she knows.

[Christy Lee]

There you go in high school.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you're in. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You were Chuck.

[Chick McGee]

Chuck.

[Tom Griswold]

When did you become Chuck Michaels with a Z?

[Chick McGee]

First. First job.

[Tom Griswold]

That was your first shop.

[Chick McGee]

Chuck Michaels with us here, Welch, West Virginia.

[Tom Griswold]

Why did you choose Michaels?

[Chick McGee]

MacDowell County. J. Michaels was one of my favorite disc jockeys in Columbus. I worked for wco. So I said, well, I'll steal that. But then I came up with spelling it, interestingly so people thought I was foreign. M, I, K, E, L, Z. Tell me that ain't smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, cool. Well, we have a lot of letters, so.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Mr. Cario.

[Tom Griswold]

You can reach us if you're one of our old teachers.

[Chick McGee]

I remember you reaching high on the blackboard to write letters. And your skirt would go right up, way over your ass cheek.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it really?

[Chick McGee]

I was pretty good yeah, pretty darn good.

[Tom Griswold]

We will be discussing.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Something that you guys were all poo pooing yesterday in just a few minutes.

[Chick McGee]

She did not dress like a. By the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, she presented a wonderful appearance.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a gummy in your system right now? What exactly is going on? There's a filter that you appear to.

[Chick McGee]

Be missing too many. We'll review caffeines, maybe in a matter of moments.

[Josh Arnold]

No more S's to give right now.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, a great day for news and sports.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Some really exciting stuff happening out there. I'm particularly fond of the world record that we have coming.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

We have also on the other side.

[Chick McGee]

Of things, man, you're just a liar at this point.

[Tom Griswold]

Human, human composting in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Soylent Green is.

[Tom Griswold]

We have, we have a cool story from outer space we never got to. We've got a planet story and a story about some cool stuff happening with astronauts. And by the way, real quick, we're going to be talking to one of the new astronauts, one of the women. One of the guys, as a matter of fact.

[Christy Lee]

But six women, four guys. And you pick one other guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He happens to be a fan of the show.

[Christy Lee]

But it was a big.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't we get one of the ladies more?

[Christy Lee]

It's the first time more women selected as an after.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you can do that this afternoon. Good luck.

[Chick McGee]

You know, though, they're going to be talking in the capsule. Oh, you're going to put this food bags here.

[Christy Lee]

What I was thinking, we got to redesign these uniforms.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have outer space news. Plus we have glory hole news. Hey, and more. It's all coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thursday Night Football is on and it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Only on Prime Video. Tonight the Seattle Seahawks face the Arizona.

[Chick McGee]

Cardinals in an NFC west showdown. Kyler Murray off to a really terrific start for the Arizona Cardinals.

[Josh Arnold]

Can he keep up the good work.

[Chick McGee]

To beat the Seattle Seahawks? It'll be an exciting game to show who has the most discipline on both sides of the ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Coverage begins at 7pm Eastern with football's.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Seahawks and the Cardinals tonight at 7:00pm Eastern only on Prime Video.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

1, 2, 3.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Oh, Pat Godwin, Hello, Chick, Josh, Arnold, Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

And I have a question for the group for a second here.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Coming right up, there's Ace Cosby, a little worried. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. You can hear Duke Tomato and the Power Trio and the Big Ass Horns. Tom, Josh has a question.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, first of all, hello, Duke.

[Duke Tomato]

Good morning, Susan.

[Tom Griswold]

We got some live music happening today. The house band, the Duke Tomato Trio is in the house. And I do hear the brass to mouth horns sounding good today. We'll find out who everybody is coming up in just a few minutes. Duke, take five. We'll be right back. We've got to find out about our letters first. And, Josh, your question, I guess, to begin this segment.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys treat the best buy date on food like an expiration date?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so I do.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I typically don't either.

[Chick McGee]

I'm the only one. Oh, you know, I do. Okay. I mean, like, when I say I don't, I mean like, one or two days.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

If I see in the refrigerator and it's like, I. I almost often throw it out, I'll be honest.

[Josh Arnold]

I went 10 days past.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay. Especially for pork.

[Josh Arnold]

Egg whites. In a carton that was unopened. In an unopened carton.

[Christy Lee]

Did you get sick?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm starting to feel a little.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, are you really? Well. Oh, you'd be okay if there were some shrimp in there, too. You know who nails it?

[Tom Griswold]

The milk people.

[Chick McGee]

Right. With the date, I think probably if you open it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So you eat.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You get those prefab egg whites.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like them to me, because I eat regular eggs. I love regular eggs. But for, like, every three eggs, I just add a little bit of extra egg white in there. Just a blast of. An extra blast of protein.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you this. Those egg beaters, those. Those Spanish egg beaters with all the spices in them, those are good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This is something similar.

[Tom Griswold]

But the not eating the yolk thing has been.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I eat the yolks. Trust me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I just like to add the. The whites.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The cholesterol yolk thing isn't true. You could eat as many yolks as you want.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. And it's good.

[Chick McGee]

But let's say today, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Today, I don't leave that out of my diet.

[Chick McGee]

Today's the 25th. You. You get your refrigerator, a pack of cheese says expired on September 19th. Would you have a piece of cheese, I mean, if you didn't see any sort of mold or anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, yeah, I would.

[Christy Lee]

Cheese. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know either, because they say the mold is there before you see it.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Especially on bread.

[Chick McGee]

Really did not know that. But mold is helpful for, you know, the syphilis I have. Right. Or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. If you rub it on your generous.

[Josh Arnold]

Essentially.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, essentially.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's so much for our science segment. Well, at least we know what we're talking about. Penicillin we weren't elected to be doctors. Now we do have some letters to get to. Then we'll get some music from Duke Tomato. The Duke Tomato Trio in the house today.

[Chick McGee]

And emails from our listeners brought to you by Omaha Steaks. Get fired up for fall grilling with omaha steaks. Omaha steaks.com. go there now for 50% off site wide and an extra $35 off. Just use the promo code BTS at checkout.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, we were talking for some reason about posters. What posters we had on our walls back in the day. This comes to us from Brandt. He said, in the 80s, I was in high school. I had a Motley Crue poster, a Black Light poster. I would have had more. I did have three Heather Thomas posters.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, she was the lesser Heather. Some would say the lesser Heather Locklear.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't remember her at all.

[Chick McGee]

She was on tj. TJ Hooker or Phone Guy or something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll look her up.

[Chick McGee]

She was pretty much just like her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he said, I kept them. Recently my wife made me take them down.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess she doesn't appreciate fine art.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he goes on to say, my first two albums that I purchased. Endless Summer by the Beach Boys. That's a very nice greatest hits collection.

[Josh Arnold]

And a bootleg of Heather Thomas Taking a Dog.

[Tom Griswold]

And Kiss Alive too.

[Chick McGee]

Ace, isn't there a cut off. Isn't there a cutoff of how old you are have posters in your house? Yes, kinda. I mean, non framed.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's cool. And you could have them in your garage without frames. Yeah, there is a cutoff.

[Chick McGee]

You have some posters in your garage, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet they're framed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. All right. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We need to get a list of cutoffs. I'm wondering when is the cutoff? When you. When you. Like I said the other day, when you want to sit in a booth. Those days are gone for me.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like a booth?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Insist on a table.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd much rather have a table.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday for lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Well, you're little doesn't. You don't have elbow issues. And if someone has to go to the bathroom, you've all got to get up.

[Chick McGee]

Short. People don't have to worry about elbows.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh, Josh, you have a booth. You have a kitchen booth. I mean a booth in your kitchen, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of cool. But to me that's one of those things. No, thanks. I'd rather not have a booth you don't want to help your friends move. There are certain sort of don't have.

[Chick McGee]

Posters in your living room unframed, hanging on the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

But we could do an entire show about. It would be entitled Stuff My wife made Me get rid of when we got married.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I got rid of my 48 star flag that had a Richard Nixon button on it. The flag had been flying above the city hall and Hoboken, New York.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me your Tom Griswold without telling me your time, Grizzly. I came over your house one time and all the furniture was brand new, completely. All the old stuff was gone in like one week.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonder what happened. I have an idea.

[Christy Lee]

The old stuff, because it probably wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad, but I mean there are. There are guys that they've had to get rid of cars. But isn't it true dogs, the person that cuts their hair, all that stuff?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh. The majority of guys really honestly don't care what furniture they have.

[Josh Arnold]

I would say so. It's not a top 10 one chair, you know, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got my chair and I love seat and that's about it.

[Tom Griswold]

But I really do appreciate it now that it's all there in its own.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Christy Lee]

So you furnished your home. You're a single man and you like your furniture, I assume.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do you have. Can I guess. Do you have horror movie framed pictures in your garage?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I do have some. Yeah. And I've got.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your favorite?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, in there. I don't know that I have a favorite person. I got. I got all my. All my favorites and I hung them up. So I'm still waiting on one to arrive. Actually, that's cool because I realized I didn't have one that I needed.

[Tom Griswold]

What movie is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Halloween. I didn't have a poster for that.

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of posters.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Dear Tom. Hey, hey. Don't use the middle of a sentence. You were. You were done. I know you didn't know you were done, but you were done.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's got the Halloween post.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to drag it out of him.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen that look since I spanked my dog for the living room. God, you're horrible. That was good.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Speaking of posting, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Joe and he writes, I just wanted to say my next door neighbor at the University of Massachusetts Amherst, Mass. Had the Phi Zappa crappa poster. Oh, well, in 1987, that's one out of millions. I told you. It's a famous poster. Frank Zappa.

[Chick McGee]

Crass.

[Tom Griswold]

It may be crass, but you're. It's a college dorm. What do you want?

[Chick McGee]

I would.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, admittedly I had Oscar Wilde and Lou Reed, but.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I would say the Keep on Trucking poster with the guys walking, that was. See, that was more popular than five Zappa Crappa. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, among. I think among sophisticates. The Fisapa Crappa.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now there's some neurosurgeon getting ready to do surgery.

[Chick McGee]

Going. He's absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I had one of those in my dorm room.

[Christy Lee]

I know. You're better than all of us.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to know the top 10 best selling posters of all time?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Daddy. Damn right I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Number one. Any guesses at all?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hang on a sec. Wait a minute. Is it strictly movies or can it be anything?

[Josh Arnold]

It's anything. I'm gonna go hang in their baby.

[Chick McGee]

The cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was gonna. That's Me too.

[Josh Arnold]

I vote that's a great guess. And number one is Keep Calm and Carry On.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen that a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't Keep Calm and Carry On.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a very, very British.

[Christy Lee]

And then it's like Keep Calm and I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like Eat, Pray, Love. Is this one of those?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this was World War II.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm really surprised you didn't know about Sophisticate.

[Chick McGee]

To have five Zappa Crappa.

[Tom Griswold]

That's number one. I think there's a certain irony.

[Josh Arnold]

The Kiss by Gustav Klimt really sounds.

[Chick McGee]

Familiar, but I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this an international list?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I. I don't know, but I can. Look, this is a good list, man. Because this third one you see everywhere. And if you haven't. I don't know. What.

[Chick McGee]

What's the problem?

[Josh Arnold]

Scarface. Particularly in the hip hop community.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Pink Floyd, Dark side of the Moon.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Is number four. Number five. This. I had no idea. If anybody has this, it would be Christie. Breakfast at Tiffany's.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. We have that in our house.

[Tom Griswold]

You do?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Mickey Rooney in it or do they redact that?

[Christy Lee]

God, don't blame me.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't culturally.

[Christy Lee]

On. You've seen that before.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that's number one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen it.

[Chick McGee]

Mickey Rooney on the Breakfast at Tiffany's poster. It was the reason they invented Photo Shop. Did you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Delete this is the.

[Josh Arnold]

Number six is the Great Wave of Kanagawa by Hokusai.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know that one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If it's the one of the giant wave. I know I've seen that. Okay, seven Star Wars. Okay, number eight has to do with the Beatles.

[Chick McGee]

Hard Day's Night.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Heavy road.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Number nine is the Godfather. And number ten, best selling posters of all time, Harry Potter.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yeah, it's about right. No mention of five Zappa Crappa in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, again, I'm not trying to prove it's a certain subset of the hip elite.

[Chick McGee]

You really think you're hip and elite? I really find that fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Grab a poster. Let's, let's. Let's check in with Duke.

[Christy Lee]

Expensive poster sold at all time in auction was the movie poster from Metropolis from 1927. $690,000.

[Tom Griswold]

You can get a print of that for 12 bucks. Probably shinier and on better paper. Let's check into the other building. I think we got the Duke Tomato Trio. Hey, Duke, who you got there with you?

[Duke Tomato]

These guys.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's good.

[Duke Tomato]

Introduce people to you. Now, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't see over there. They don't have the camera.

[Duke Tomato]

Then just be quiet. Neil Broker on baritone, Jay Young on tenor. Kent Hickey on trumpet.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Duke Tomato]

Kent Dawson Wallet on drums. And the incredible Bill Ritter, sunglass bass guy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the house band. Let's. Let's get some music out of you. What do you want to play?

[Duke Tomato]

Well, we have an album that's coming out tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how about that?

[Duke Tomato]

I have copies for you all. This is a tune. Let's do what a damn man needs. This is a tune, actually the first song on the CD and tunes titled what a Damn Man Needs. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4. I can't get enough of your love. I can't get enough baby you love you give me that look that won't make a smile. I know we'll be here for quite a while. Amazingly baby, what a damn man here a damn man me baby a damn man need. Now I don't whine and I don't fret. You got to play with the cards you get. You're a reason, you're a prayer I'm on my way because you're there. A man damned me bigger but a.

[Chick McGee]

Damn many.

[Duke Tomato]

A man. Damn me baby, damn man. I can't get enough. I can't get enough. Precious love, yeah now fellas. I can't get enough. I can't get enough yo, yo, yo Precious love Leave the window open Let the one be blow I'm coming home, baby after the show I'm gonna be there about first light I'm on love, love, love you with all my might A man then knee, baby yeah A man damn knee, baby With a damn man knee with my damn knee, baby what a damn man A man damn knee, baby what a damn man knee I can't get enough though I can't get enough Precious love.

[Chick McGee]

All right, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Duke Tomato Trio and the brass to mouth horns, the house band today. Good to see you, Duke. That's one of the new ones. We'll talk with Duke and the boys coming up, but right now it's steak time. Duke, do you have any, like, grilling music? A little bit of something we might want to have as we're tailgating.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Nice return to very tender.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what is after very tender?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and I'm gonna be getting a box O steaks for my buddy Dustin, who helped me out with my car yesterday. What a nice gift.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

He'll love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Some delicious, delicious steaks. We're doing a special steak cookout tomorrow courtesy of Omaha Steaks. We got the Duke Tomato Trio as the house band with the brass to mouth horns. And we're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show at the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

In her Cleveland Browns fan. Sure. There's Pat Godwin Orange, also in a Cleveland Browns look. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have a bunch of special guests.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, that music you're hearing is happening live. That's the Duke Tomato Trio featuring the brass to mouth horns, Jay Young, Kent Hickey and Neil Broeker on the Barry. Always a great pleasure to hear those horns.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they'll be so hip.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet. I'll bet Duke saw a fisap a crappa poster in his day at some frat house party.

[Duke Tomato]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Duke Tomato]

I was a big Zappa fan, but I was not obviously not as sophisticated as Tommy. He'll be happy to tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There very much.

[Tom Griswold]

But I did agree would have made.

[Chick McGee]

This a lot easier.

[Duke Tomato]

I have a story if you want to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Duke Tomato]

Well, you know, Zappa had a video. I think it was some snakes video. Right. And my daughter, who knew I was a Zappa fan, got it for me and we sat down watching it together and it was so, so, so pornographic. It. She got really nervous and walked out of the room. Yes. But I do, I have seen the five Zappa crappa and I kind of put Tom's face in that video or that picture and thought that's appropriate.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello to all the Frank Zappa fans out there. Well, thank you very much, Duke.

[Josh Arnold]

We're.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's some more music from Duke in just a few minutes. We gotta finish our letter segment. Thank you very much, Duke.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a food recommendation, Tom, you want to hear?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Hit me.

[Josh Arnold]

This comes to us from Marvin from Louisiana. He says, hey, as a fellow fatty.

[Chick McGee]

Fat, fat, fat. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a very good recommendation if you like ice cream. Who likes ice cream?

[Christy Lee]

I like ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we all like ice cream.

[Christy Lee]

We all scream for ice cream.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be interested to see who's excited about this Blue Bel as a new flavor. That's pecan pie.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, please. So. Yes, please.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'm in as well.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if I like that.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

He says he ate a half gallon in three days.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. That.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not that fat, is it?

[Chick McGee]

That's not that fat at all.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you showed some. You showed some willpower.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're supposed to eat the whole thing. Maybe two episodes of whatever you're streaming.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember Gaffigan one time saying that he. He was asked about his dietary habits or whatever. He said, well, let me just put it this way. When I open up a container of ice cream, I throw the lid away.

[Tom Griswold]

That makes sense. We do have some ice cream news actually coming up. But speaking of eating, we were discussing Ready Whip versus Cool Whip.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I prefer the Cool and the. The. The Cool Whip is in the tub.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Ready Whip is the squirter version. And Chick, were you saying how much you enjoy putting the Ready Whip on the dog food?

[Chick McGee]

I do. It was, tell me you love your dogs without telling me you love your dogs and. Or spoil your dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And they get. They get it. They get it on their jowls and they look silly.

[Chick McGee]

Shredded cheese and whipped topping. Not at the same time, but. Oh, yeah, they'd love that. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not selling the lack of a discrimination among dogs when it comes to food?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll pretty much chow down anything. This comes to us from Susan. She goes. Every time I go to my favorite coffee shop, if I don't get a pup cup for our dog Frankie, he.

[Josh Arnold]

Starts pouting, I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

P.S. he loves cool Whip. Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever done that? Given. Gone through the drive through and gotten pop cups?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Love.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They get it all over their face.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

It is really nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I'm not sure the. The health benefits of feeding a dog Cool Whip, but I think they're okay. There's a certain joy factor that I think is probably very helpful. Now we have another letter involved. Oh, you got one. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

I do. Dear Bob, at Top show, speaking of puppy dogs, I have a Pomeranian named Cody. Pomeranian. He likes to think he's the top dog in the neighborhood. He once ran up to a group of much bigger dogs. I told him, you better be careful. You're gonna get eaten up like a fuzzy meatball. Since then, his nickname is Fuzzy Meatball. That's from Jason.

[Josh Arnold]

Are a lot of palms that way?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Loud and barky and they think they don't understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Scale down from Napoleon.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be my first question if I were ever to meet God. How does, like, a deer know that's a deer? And a duck knows that's a duck. And a dog knows that's a dog.

[Josh Arnold]

He thinks he's meeting God.

[Tom Griswold]

I said if. I did not say when. That is a big if. I will admit that I acknowledge that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Yeah. What you're gonna hear is, I don't know. Tom, back on your head.

[Tom Griswold]

Breaks over. Breaks over. Back on your head. Ye.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Patch writes in. He says, I don't remember. Tom, if you hate DND players.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Your kids played, didn't they?

[Tom Griswold]

One of my sons plays it all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, still. Okay, cool. Yeah. Let me know if you want to see my group play in October. He's invited you to a session?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even know what it's about. I. But I know that one of my sons plays it all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it once, and it was 12 hours.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I continuous. Yes. And that wasn't even the whole game.

[Christy Lee]

Like, oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Was there a guy I saw Monopoly on steroids on Instagram? He's been playing the same Dungeons and Dragons game for, like, 30 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Something. And that's, like, standard.

[Josh Arnold]

I just saw a picture of him in front of, like, all these. I. I was gonna say toys, but I'm sure I'd be right. Yelled at by the DND crew.

[Chick McGee]

Equipment.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

I only did away. I went. Okay. I tried it. It's not for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know me. I'm good for maybe two minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Virtually ladders is about your speed.

[Chick McGee]

The only board game is Scrabble for you. Right? Or if that's a board game, I guess you play it on a board.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But you don't like Monopoly, the Game of Life Risk.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, no, Y.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like to ring the bell and. Sorry.

[Duke Tomato]

You know, I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

But Sam goes to, Sam goes to that, that convention.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, they're board game convention.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll walk around for three days trying out. Yeah. Just not my thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, do you like Trivial Pursuit?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I haven't played it in years.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that was everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

That was kind of in the MTV era.

[Josh Arnold]

It is fun, man.

[Christy Lee]

Pictionary. Did you like that one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love that because I can draw.

[Christy Lee]

See, I can't draw.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't draw.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. We have a Pictionary tribute. I. I can play that for you in just a second.

[Josh Arnold]

I miss Bert Convey and Win Lose Drone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, he left us.

[Josh Arnold]

He left us too early. He did.

[Chick McGee]

He was a great, great man.

[Tom Griswold]

Bert Convie is terrific. In the movie Semi Tough.

[Chick McGee]

He. He was offered the role Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. You know, one can't help but wonder how much better that.

[Chick McGee]

How much better that would have been.

[Tom Griswold]

My left foot written for him.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In case you were. In case you were wondering, Mother.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That was him. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Normal Ray was written.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, Norma. Norma Convey.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have NASA in the news, NASA in food news today. And once again, we're going to be talking to one of the brand new astronauts. How many people tried out for that?

[Josh Arnold]

I heard 8,000.

[Christy Lee]

I heard 8,002. And they selected 10.

[Tom Griswold]

10?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Six women, four men.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to talk to one of the guys. One of the men guys.

[Chick McGee]

Are they gonna have fun this time? I want them to have fun. I want them to go out in the. And do flips and spin around.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's like space.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of want them to steal the shuttle for a little while.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like disappear for a week and then come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, that'll make the news cycle. They'll focus on that for a week. Give them something else to talk about.

[Christy Lee]

Sadly, we don't have a shuttle.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all coming up. It's all coming up. Including food and space and extra Planet News in space. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. Finally in your wellness era.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I know you've got some live music. In the future, you're gonna be going to see some live shows with your buddy, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Bob. Yeah, Bob. Bob Snyder coming up at the holiday concert.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's always great. Live music is always great, and that's why we have live music today. It's the Duke Tomato Trio with the brass to mouth horns joining us. And we're to get a song out of these guys in just a second. Thank you very much, Duke. Let's check in with Chick McGee across.

[Chick McGee]

The way with letters Dear Bob at Top Show. So I guess this is kind of a windbag comment. Okay, Tom, this is from Darren. Check the original there. I need to correct something Thomas said about the Smothers Brothers album live at the Purple Onion. He has been saying and singing the praises of the album, which I agree with. However, he said he loved the song Chocolate that's on that. Chocolate is in fact not on the Purple Onion album, but on two sides of the Smothers Brothers. This is not the first time he's made that comment. And I did not send something before, but I felt I absolutely had to this.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll have to double check. I'm not. I'm talking about. There's a joke.

[Chick McGee]

Love the discussion. As a youth, I too had all the Smothers Brothers albums as well as Alan Sherman albums.

[Tom Griswold]

It could be.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought it was the one live. I just thought the. The name of the club, the Purple Onion, I thought was so cool and honest.

[Chick McGee]

You misspoke. That's all.

[Tom Griswold]

It could be. Could be. Yes, because we had a great list yesterday. Someone sent us Looney too. A. An eight track of unusually funny songs. Yes, they did A lot of the true classics. And if we determined what the most recent comedy song was to go that high in the charts.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, probably a Weird Al thing, I would imagine. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That one from the Minecraft movie about the chicken place.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, right, yeah.

[Duke Tomato]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The Jack Black thing. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very, very good. But that didn't really take over the culture the way hello Mata. Hello Fata did.

[Josh Arnold]

I would argue it did. It's just a different.

[Chick McGee]

Took over the culture.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it took over the culture of 10 to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You just weren't 25.

[Tom Griswold]

There isn't the monoculture that we used to have where everybody knew.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're saying Grandma dad and Grandma Child loved hello Motto. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. It was. It really kind of. It was everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

There really.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there were. There were three TV stations, you know, that it was a different world.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There were less entertainment. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of. I mean, how else do you explain some of the crappy entertainment from the six? Certainly if there'd been more than three stations, there was a lot of music we would have been graced with not.

[Chick McGee]

Having to listen to Looney Tunes from. From K Tel. The tracks included Charlie Brown by the Coasters.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's a clown.

[Chick McGee]

They're coming to take me away Jerry Samuels, also known as Napoleon the 14th.

[Tom Griswold]

That's dreadful.

[Josh Arnold]

That's horrible.

[Chick McGee]

They're coming to take me away Rubber Ducky by Harv Norman. Now, I don't know if that's Robed from Burton.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Is that what.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Ernie did a version of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Yeah. Did you guys sing Rubber Dicky at all?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure. No, but that'd be that sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And juvenile. But go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think that goes without saying.

[Chick McGee]

Tip. Throw Tiptoe to the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, by the. Tiny Tim. Was he in Spain?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Tiptoe through the Tulips was huge.

[Christy Lee]

That was huge.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe. Am I correct in saying that the highest ratings a late night show ever got was when Johnny Carson married Tiny Tim on television.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And Ms. Vicky. Was that her name?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Something else that had dozens of millions of people watching.

[Chick McGee]

That was more or less the same culture that rocketed Alan Sherman's song. The number one watching Tiny Tim on a talk show.

[Josh Arnold]

Tiny Tim getting married on a late night.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? It was. I.

[Josh Arnold]

Were the affiliates then, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I Take that, Mr. Carr.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody sent me a video of Tiny Tim having his first heart attack on stage as he's singing Tiptoe the.

[Christy Lee]

Through the Tulip oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

And it was real, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in here.

[Chick McGee]

He passed away. Not that much longer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What a unique individual, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very unique. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he.

[Chick McGee]

He would call it Mr. Carson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was very. He was very.

[Christy Lee]

Why was he in here? I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

And why. He smelled really great.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just gonna ask if he smelled. And I was gonna ask. I bet it was one of. It was either great or awful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no, he was great. He's one of those guys that. Didn't he shower after every year.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, major transaction.

[Tom Griswold]

December 17, 1969, the ukulele playing singer Tiny Tim married Ms. Vicky, who by the way, at the time was 17.

[Josh Arnold]

Potato chip baron.

[Tom Griswold]

She was 17, he was 17.

[Chick McGee]

Attention, Mr. Carr, that's absolutely legal. In how many states? A lot. Many. Many.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, in 1750, 14 would be an old lady.

[Christy Lee]

We're not in 1750.

[Tom Griswold]

Grow up. Get some biology. It was the Tonight show starring Johnny Carson.

[Chick McGee]

Now you make it sound like we endorse it.

[Tom Griswold]

We Encourage an estimated 45 million people.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch the Johnny Carson show that night.

[Chick McGee]

What is the number one show now? Like 3 million or something? 9 million.

[Josh Arnold]

Late Night show. Yeah, around there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They get a million out a good night. December 17, 1969.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what a night.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I would. I would argue that a little ukulele goes a long way. But there have been a couple great ukulele songs lately.

[Christy Lee]

There have been Name two.

[Josh Arnold]

That Godwin's a little Somewhere over the rainbow thing from 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's really good.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Hazel Sister is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're very good. That is a good Pat Godwin's a.

[Chick McGee]

Little ukulele was very popular three years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

I remember that guy kind of disappeared after.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now let's. Let's switch from ukulele to guitar. We've got the Duke Tomato Trio as the house band. That a. Duke's new album is called have you seen my keys?

[Duke Tomato]

Have you seen them?

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Duke Tomato]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the old joke, Find my keys and we'll drive out. That's a whole different concept.

[Duke Tomato]

Move on. What are we doing here?

[Tom Griswold]

We're doing a song here. Duke, what do you got for us?

[Duke Tomato]

We're gonna do don't have it in Me. Are you ready with your verses?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no.

[Duke Tomato]

Baby, now, now early in the morning to late at night she telling me I can't do nothing right I can't take it what can I say? I pack my back, make a getaway yes, for s. It's for sure don't have it in me to put it in her no more Take it here. Wrong color roses. New perfume. Don't smell right. Done that. Like that movie that I took her to last night. I work too much, but I'm always around. Her voice can be an irritating sound, ma'.

[Chick McGee]

Am.

[Duke Tomato]

Yes, for certain, that's for sure. Don't have it in me to put it in her no more Lord, I don't have it in me don't you have it in me? Don't you have it in me? Don't you have it in me?

[Chick McGee]

Me?

[Duke Tomato]

Yes, for Satan, yes. Don't have it in me to put it in her no more what are you thinking? I hear no response at all. I heard no background singing. I heard nothing. What's going on in there?

[Tom Griswold]

Are we supposed to. I didn't know we were. I didn't know we were.

[Chick McGee]

The singers being reverential.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess the horn players can't do the background vocals.

[Duke Tomato]

They got something in their mouths already.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just dawned on me that we don't have the singers today, so we have to do it.

[Christy Lee]

How you guys doing?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll do the.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll do the background vocals. This. This go around.

[Chick McGee]

Duke sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounded good today. I guess I could try one if you.

[Duke Tomato]

I know it ever.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not old.

[Duke Tomato]

I might have been but I'm no fathead My patience gets thin her mouth is on some eternal quest I wish she put that finger rest yes, the same yes for sure don't have it in me to put it in her no more Lord, I don't have it in me don't have it in me don't have it in me don't have it in me don't have it in me don't you have it in me? In me don't have it in me yes, for Satan so Don't have it in me Me to put it in her no more don't have it in me don't have it in me don't have it in me don't have it in me don't have it in me.

[Chick McGee]

Is it in yet?

[Duke Tomato]

Don't have it in me don't have it in me that's a shame. It's a sh. No, I won't have it in me to put it in the Hurry.

[Chick McGee]

At.

[Tom Griswold]

The tone the time will be no.

[Chick McGee]

More.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God, I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Duke Tomato. The Duke Tomato trio, augmented by the brass to mouth horn section and The Tom Tones there. Yeah, a little bit of the Tom Tones. It was very nice. Bill Ritter on the bass, Dawson Willette on the drums. I'm surprised Dawson has time to play the drums with all those ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

Trying.

[Tom Griswold]

To get to him.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Tom Griswold]

Jae Young in the sacks. We've got Kent Hickey on the trumpet and Neil Broker on the Berry. Thank you, guys. It's always a great pleasure. I just love that horn section. We're gonna get a new song out of Duke from the new album in just a second. We've also got. We got to get this great outer space news. We've got sporting news. Are you excited about today's sportscast?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh, yes. NFL game tonight. Heck, yeah. We're going to talk with some chump. Going to step into the Octagon. Pick a game against me.

[Tom Griswold]

Our winner from week three of our special pigskin pick them competition is Bob. Oh, boy. Can you.

[Chick McGee]

Bobby Shimmer.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Bobby Schimmel. Schimmel Fennig.

[Chick McGee]

Just forget the P's there.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Ellis island apparently closed the day that the relatives came into town. We're going to talk with Bob. You can be week four's winner.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

If you go to bobandtom.com contest, do it right now, please. And if you're driving, please pull over. Yes. Yeah. And once again, our prize is great. It's a $500 gift certificate from Ste. Singer Jewelers. Details@I hate steven singer.com right now. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Simply safe. Let's talk about your home security, please. I used to think that home security was just an alarm that goes off after a break in. Wow. That's horse and buggy thinking, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the last straw you have.

[Chick McGee]

By the time an intruder is in your home, that's too late. Your feeling of safety shattered. Where's my peace of mind? That's where Simplisafe comes and holds your hand. While you're at home.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever get the phone call you've got Simplisafe on? Maybe someone you know happens to be out of town and your phone rings. Oh, what was the package that was just delivered? And I go, what? There's a package at the front door. Oh, thank you, Simplisafe. You see, you can look at your phone. Never mind. Back to you, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

So everybody's out of town but you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. And they call you to say, we just got a package at the house. Can you go get it? And you had no idea?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not. I'm busy. I'm just saying. The beauty of Simplisafe is you can check out your dash. You can check out your doorbell camera when you're in Atlanta, even if you don't live there.

[Chick McGee]

Here's how Simplisafe uses their smart AI powered cameras to identify threats lurking outside your home and immediately alert Simplisafe professional monitoring agents. The agents can intervene in real time before the break in even starts. Access two way audio to confront the person. Trigger sirens and spotlights to scare them off and request rapid police dispatch when needed, all helping to stop that intruder while they're still outside your home. Join more than 4 million Americans who trust SimpliSafe, including me. Visit simplisafetom.com the offer to end all offers 50% off a new system. That's simplisafe.com simplisafetom.com half off a brand new system. There's no safe like Simplisafe.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna go look for a few straws. When we come back, we're going to check on the Sporting Scene. We have cool news from outer space. We have a new song from the Duke Tomato Trio. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

ABC Wednesday, Shifting Gears is back. He has arisen.

[Tom Griswold]

Tim Allen and Kat Dennings return in.

[Chick McGee]

Television number one new comedy.

[Duke Tomato]

What what?

[Chick McGee]

With a star studded premiere including Jenna Elfman, Nancy Travis and.

[Duke Tomato]

Hey buddy.

[Chick McGee]

A big home improvement reunion. Welcome. Oh boy, that guy's a tool.

[Tom Griswold]

Shifting Gears season premiere Wednesday, 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Oh my good. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello. The meters. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee, freshly talked off the ledge, has joined us here in the studio.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love the sound of live horns? The brass to mouth horn section in the studio? It's a special day. We have live music happening with the Duke Tomato Trio, our house band today. Duke's new album will be released tomorrow as a download and as a cd. It's called have you seen my keys? We got a new song coming up from Duke in just a few minutes. We have to check in with Chick McGee at the Sporting Scene before we get there. I'll remind you one more time. Bob and Tom.com contest. Just pick the winners. In week four of the NFL of course beginning this evening. Is that in Seattle, by the way?

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight's NFL game?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's in Arizona.

[Tom Griswold]

Arizona. Okay, so Arizona won a bona. Get that done and you'll win a 500 gift certificate from Stephen Singer Jewelers. That might help you get a bone. Yeah, in Arizona.

[Christy Lee]

I love it when you try to be hip.

[Chick McGee]

How about Arizona?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't try to be hip, Christy. Hip is defined by my presence.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I get all my jeans tailored. You are hip, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Hipper than hip.

[Chick McGee]

Hipper than hip.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we're going to have the shoeing of the week with our special guest week winner, three Bob Shimmel Fim.

[Josh Arnold]

I know why you're afraid it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you've got the sh sound and you've got the FA sound. This is.

[Josh Arnold]

This is like F's, N's and G's together. Nerve wracking.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gonna call him Bobby S, but thank you very much. Duke, let's take a little sports break. What do you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Well, first we have to hear from the Looney Tunes album from K Tel. Ladies and gentlemen, Susan Christian. And I Love Onions. Who is this Susan Christian? I love onions.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never of heard.

[Chick McGee]

Heard this. I didn't think you had.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like snails or toads or frogs or strange things living under logs.

[Chick McGee]

What is this I Love Onions. It was I Love Onions from the Looney Tunes.

[Christy Lee]

Kate Tail Record Dance with Crazy Teddies Always Jump.

[Chick McGee]

Do you find it surprising you've never heard this? Yeah, why I love onions.

[Christy Lee]

Has anybody else added it? Because she's a girl and they needed to put one on there.

[Josh Arnold]

Is anybody else a wreck?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know what she's saying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love onion. She doesn't. I know that parts and toads.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought she said something else.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she lists all these weird gross things. She says, I don't like those, but I love onions.

[Tom Griswold]

That's no. Hello, mother. Hello, father.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I believe once again. I mean, I'm just saying there are certain novelty songs that in the days of the monoculture with three television stations and that's when everyone had. Yes, I. I hate to use sophisticated terms.

[Josh Arnold]

We hate monoculture.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, of course. I mean, when I talk to the illiterati, I have to lower my level. The structural idiocy in this room can only be if one. When one puts it at scale up to be pretentious. So in any event, what's happening in sports?

[Chick McGee]

He's chuckling, but he. He Believes everything.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Cal Raleigh. Do you remember his Nickn Tom Big dumper. The big dumper went yard, as my mother would say. Twice yesterday. Two more.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say across?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. And president started boosh. I don't know where that accent came from, but she said boosh and boosh. Poosh and boosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Now would she say go out and trim the bush?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Why don't you go out and push the lawnmower.

[Josh Arnold]

Poosh the lawnmower.

[Tom Griswold]

And then what? You're saying if you don't do it, you're going to get whipped?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Did she say laugh, laugh, laugh. Monday instead of Monday?

[Chick McGee]

Monday, Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, all this linguistics talk is funny. Let's get back to child abuse.

[Chick McGee]

Cal has 60 now and the Mariners clinch the fourth division crown in the franchise 49 year history night to win over the rocks. Last night in Seattle, he became the seventh player in major league history to hit 60 home runs in a season.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

I bet Babe Ruth did.

[Chick McGee]

The only other players to reach 60.

[Tom Griswold]

But in how many games, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I just heard it this morning.

[Chick McGee]

154. Roger Maris. 162. Let's see. Okay. And Aaron Judge. And then you've got the steroid trio. McGuire, Sosa and Bonds. But you're in favor of steroids. Give them as much as they want. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe. Was it Ralph Harris who said what was. What was Ralph's quote?

[Chick McGee]

I want to see hit a ball back to my house.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Ralph.

[Chick McGee]

And the guardians. You're Cleveland guardians. Tom, did you see.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see this?

[Chick McGee]

Cleveland is the guardian city. That guy's okay, by the way. Fred. Fred.

[Tom Griswold]

He got a. He got a. He was baseball. Yeah. I got a baseball face at 90 plus miles an hour.

[Chick McGee]

99.

[Josh Arnold]

It was brutal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And he was. He was squaring up to bunt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And. And I guess they said the ball just barely ticked the bat. And that made all the difference. Yeah, hitting him in the face.

[Josh Arnold]

God, it's. It's rough.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see Scubal? He. The pitcher, he like almost started.

[Josh Arnold]

Throws his hat down and he just can't believe it.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe it. That's a. That's a deadly. What but you get.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

With that.

[Christy Lee]

Hell yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The only man ever killed in major league baseball field.

[Chick McGee]

Please go over.

[Tom Griswold]

That one was a Cleveland Indian, Ray Chapman. A little baseball trivia, Christie.

[Christy Lee]

How'd he get killed?

[Tom Griswold]

Baseball in the face.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I suppose you could say an upset baseball. Annie Hooker sliced his Throat. But that's not what happened. That would be much more exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Natural. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was that Glenn Close?

[Josh Arnold]

It was Glenn Close. What were you doing with her anyway?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you see Fatal Attraction? You hit.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, Glenn Close wasn't. Wasn't born a woman. Right? Well, she's handsome.

[Josh Arnold]

If somebody told me she wasn't, I would. Oh, yeah, I see it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's in there somewhere. Anyway, the Cleveland Guardians made history. They moved into first place with a 51 win over the Tigers. This marks the biggest comeback in baseball history. Overcoming a 15 and a half game deficit. Cleveland now leads Detroit by one game with four games left. There you go. Cheer on your guardians because I know Cleveland is the Guardian city. Go, Guardians.

[Tom Griswold]

They say what a terrible name and you said it. It's time now to check in with our special guest band today with a house band, the Duke Tomato Trio. And we've got the Duke Tomato trim with the brass to mouth horns. This a new song. Does this feature the horn section?

[Duke Tomato]

Everything features the horn section anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. I'm very excited about.

[Duke Tomato]

It's the horn section and Duke Tomato. Okay, now, are you ready? This is just for you. This is the title. This is the song that inspired the title to the album. This is a song that. It's a dilemma that anybody who. Any man who's been in a relationship and hasn't covered some aspect of this.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, let's go.

[Duke Tomato]

I can't find my shoes 1, 2, 3, 4. Baby got a dress on and I can't find my shoe Baby got a dress on and I can't find my shoe she's ready to go and I can't find my shoe Looked under the couch by the bathroom door in the hallway in the bedroom floor I can't find them I can't find my shoe she read ready to go and I can't find my shoe I got a clean shirt, my dress pants I thought I even had a chance for romance if I find him I can't find my shoe Ready to go and I can't find my shoe I sing Help, help, help, help, help me Help, help, help me Please go and I can't find my shoes she don't wait late and that being said I hear about these shoes they till the day I'm dead I can't find them can find my shoes Baby ready to go When I can't find my shoes Sing Wapaloo but baby, it's you Doom I have looked in every room I can't find them Find My shoe She's ready to go When I can't find my shoe Ready to go and I can't find my shoe Baby got a dress on and I can't find my shoe Baby got a dress on and I can't find my shoe she's ready to go and I can't find my shoe have you seen my keys? Have you seen my keys?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The New Tomato Trio. Can't find my shoes. We've all been there.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Especially if you have dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Luckily.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I found one of them.

[Chick McGee]

I keep, like, 10 to 30 pair in every room.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a classic, Duke. I love that sound.

[Christy Lee]

Swing. I could have swing dance.

[Tom Griswold]

I was tapping away in here, by the way, Duke, I was looking at your schedule and I forgot about. I love the name of this place in Grand Rapids, Michigan. The Tip Top Deluxe Bar.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that sound like. It just sounds like a place your parents would go and.

[Duke Tomato]

Oh, no. This is a very unique place.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Duke Tomato]

Oh, yes. It's a. It's an example of American culture at this point. It's completely all over the spectrum. It's a very unique place.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, I just got a great name. The Tip Top Deluxe Bar, Grand Rapids, Michigan. October 11th with the Duke Tomato Trio. While I'm at it, Goodrich Park Amphitheater in Winchester, coming up Friday. And then it's Jilly's Music Room, akron, Ohio, on October 3rd. Jilly's. That was Frank Sinatra's buddy, right? Jilly?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And then October 10th, Garvin Gate Blues Festival, Louisville, Kentucky. Fred Garvin, male prostitute.

[Chick McGee]

That guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Garvin Gate. That's October 10th with the Duke Tomato Trio. Thank you very much, guys.

[Duke Tomato]

And some horns at the garbage.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get back to the boys in the band shortly. We can squeeze in one more quick sports story.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we got more baseball. When I say all rise. What, what, what? Who am I referring to?

[Josh Arnold]

The honorable Harold T. Stone presiding.

[Chick McGee]

All rise. That's right. Aaron Judge. He went yard last night with the 50th. Yankees beat the White Sox 8 to 1. They have a share that Al East. And from the NFL, Jackson Dart, who likes to fart. Yeah. Says he's ready to take over. Let me start. I'm gonna let a fart. My name. My name is Jackson Dart. He's taken over as the Giants starting quarterback. First round out, Ole Miss.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you guys make fun, but he is a cutie patootie.

[Chick McGee]

He is. He is a handsome man.

[Christy Lee]

He really is.

[Chick McGee]

He looks like he.

[Christy Lee]

I can't even say he's a man. He's a boy.

[Chick McGee]

He just walked off a set of a teen drama. Ye. Yeah. And everyone's quite taken.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to wait.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying. If I were him, I. I'd carry that a little small speaker. Carry that wherever I went. Of course. Jackson Dart is from Ole Miss.

[Josh Arnold]

A fine, fine school rebel.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry about that one Logo. He's expected to make his first start this Sunday. Again. Again. Instead of against. My mother also said again. Oh, you watching the game? Who you again? The Cowboys.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That was interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Chargers.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I high or just March Madness icon.

[Christy Lee]

Let him go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, March Madness icon and Loyola Chicago chaplain. Sister Jean.

[Christy Lee]

She died.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I knew that's what she'd say.

[Duke Tomato]

I reeled her in down in the boat.

[Chick McGee]

She's unconscious in the creel.

[Tom Griswold]

Sister Jean is fine.

[Chick McGee]

She retired at the age of 106. And Tom's mad about 106 years old. The Sentinel.

[Tom Griswold]

She's so old, Pat, that when she started watching basketball, they were just peach baskets nailed to the wall.

[Chick McGee]

You still use the ladder to get the ball out of there.

[Josh Arnold]

She's sold. She used to just teach the Testament.

[Chick McGee]

She's so old, she just uses spice for her deodorant.

[Josh Arnold]

One too many.

[Christy Lee]

She deserves to retire at 106.

[Tom Griswold]

My goodness.

[Chick McGee]

She served as loyal as team chaplain for 30 years. Providing players with support, mentorship and encouragement. Of course, once they came, just hope.

[Tom Griswold]

They replace you with someone who's a little hotter. You know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

You speak for yourself there.

[Chick McGee]

Hanging in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Chaplain should be hot. Is that what you're saying?

[Chick McGee]

I have to tell you, the older the berry, the sweeter the juice. Anybody? Anybody at all?

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck. Wow, that is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that dried up a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

Ago, I'm gonna say.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you.

[Chick McGee]

That's like pulling a Big Mac apart.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S been in the freezer. I. I was the one that was started with respect here and then you guys ruined it. You dragged me into your cesspool so called jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the story about her?

[Chick McGee]

She's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's her birthday or something.

[Tom Griswold]

She's retiring at 106. And by the way, the way Social Security is going, we're all going to be working till we're 106. Well, here's your money. Until you die.

[Chick McGee]

You get a bonus, right? If keep working.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't give. I figured out how not to give.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll give me $2,500. I'll teach you how you can not give to social.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

To send a check to P.O. box.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right I will.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, you're still getting taxed on it. Don't believe what you hear in the radio.

[Chick McGee]

Tell them we'll be back.

[Tom Griswold]

We will be back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel. Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless. And if you haven't made the switch yet, here are 15 reasons why you should. One, it's $15 a month. Two, seriously, it's $15 a month. Three, no big contracts. Four, I use it. Five, my mom uses it. Are you, are you playing me off?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what's happening, right?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment of $45 for 3 month plan.

[Christy Lee]

$15 per month equipment equivalent required.

[Tom Griswold]

New customer offer first 3 months only. Then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra.

[Chick McGee]

Cementmobile.com hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi there. Ace Cosby. We'll talk with Bob Schimmelfennig later. He's the the winner this week of the pigskins. Pick them. He made some NFL picks. We'll talk with Al Jackson and Tom. We have special guests right now.

[Tom Griswold]

You can hear the band. They are live. It's the Duke Tomato Trio featuring the brass tomouth horns, Jay Young, Kent Hickey and Neil Broker. God, I love these guys. Now got an eating tip for you coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

And again, Bob Schimmel Fenig.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Our winner of week three in our NFL competition. Week four begins this evening. So get your picks in right now. Go to bobandtom.com contest. Just pick the winners of this week's NFL games. It's that simple. At stake, of course, a $500 gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. Peruse what's [e-mail]. maybe get your lady friend a nice a Halloween gift. Maybe you'll get a treat.

[Chick McGee]

Happy Halloween, lady friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Trick or treat. I can't seem to find your bracelet. Wait's dangling there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh God, I would be so mad.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I bet.

[Christy Lee]

That is not a good move.

[Chick McGee]

My God. And we had a letter today from Lister. Does Stephen Singer still have ravioli on Thursday night? All you can eat. Yes, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really helpful.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, check that out.

[Josh Arnold]

He can talk about.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't do as I say.

[Tom Griswold]

They had to stop doing ravioli night because a guy there decided to present his girlfriend with a bracelet by putting it in the ravioli, and she had to have extensive dental work. Duke, you guys are sounding great. We're gonna get another song out of you in just a few minutes. Thank you very much. The Duke Tomato Trio. Duke's new album will be released officially tomorrow. You can download it or grab the cd. It's called have you seen my keys? And it's got some great stuff on it, including that song we just heard, I can't find my shoes.

[Chick McGee]

But right now, which is it? Shoes or keys?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he get the end of the song. He can't find his.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he keeps his keys in his shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I do. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

All right, who wants to hear. Who wants to hear a Tom Brady update?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know, man.

[Christy Lee]

No, you gave him the story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. That's the beauty of Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave him the story because I knew it would irritate him.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Brady has joined the wellness company known as Ascape. A, E, S, C, A, P. Escape.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, yeah, one of those things.

[Tom Griswold]

A stupid name.

[Chick McGee]

They make massage.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they call that AE thing? Oh, I forget there's a name for it.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was ar. Augmented reality.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. When you put the A and the E together.

[Chick McGee]

I'm on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't. Didn't Elon Musk name one of his kids, like X, y, A, E, 12.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. What a.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Ash? Is that how you pronounce? Yeah, it is an ash.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So is this. Is it pronounced Ashcape?

[Chick McGee]

What's this company Chick? Well, I'll tell you. They make massage therapy. AI powered robots.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing could go wrong. Now with.

[Chick McGee]

With working orifices. What? Is that right? Or is it orify? I added the orifice part.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

If you look at Tom staring at me, you'll know that According to reports, Mr. Tom Brady will provide the company with exclusive rights to his recovery and longevity protocols.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's a shoving an avocado up your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's a lot of BS.

[Chick McGee]

And also part of the deal. He's been given the title of Chief Innovation Officer for the company.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he get to wear a badge?

[Chick McGee]

CIO. It was founded in 2017 and now has more than 100 locations. It uses AI technology to provide a fully automated and customizable massage Now I've been in one of these massage chairs. Sure. Like. Like this is super on steroids and not the one you.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a little more sophisticated at home. But yeah, I'd be very reluctant I.

[Josh Arnold]

Think and you would want to be able to tell a person.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's too much.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Maybe it can hear you do that. I just. Because I. If you ask for a happy ending and anything goes wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Massage must. Must. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

On the test dummy. On the test dummy the flange. The member flange flew off.

[Chick McGee]

It's delivered more than 25000 massages.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Using their automated robot turn it up.

[Tom Griswold]

To 11 and it murders them.

[Chick McGee]

Spinal tab.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm surprised Robert Kraft didn't invest in this company. Oh I guess he prefers the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. He wants the.

[Chick McGee]

What's the happy ending man, I bet he's strip mall happy ending. He's happy when people mention that to him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, how's them sewers do it? What's going on, Bobby?

[Josh Arnold]

We had a letter earlier about a new ice cream flavor out there. Do you guys go pecan pie or pecan pie?

[Christy Lee]

It depends on where you live.

[Chick McGee]

Pecan pie.

[Christy Lee]

Pecan.

[Josh Arnold]

Pecan pie is. Is in the freezer right now.

[Chick McGee]

Right now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we had some. Mike was kind enough. Mark Mitchell was kind enough to get something Mike, whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I want to try it.

[Josh Arnold]

So we will try it. Thank you again for the suggestion. Marvin.

[Chick McGee]

How much?

[Tom Griswold]

I got this letter on how to eat things and I think I eat things. Josh, you may have mentioned this with.

[Chick McGee]

Your mouth I hope put a money.

[Tom Griswold]

In your box the contextually this involves Cool Whip.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were discussing Love it a Me too. I can remember when I first had that thinking what? Why is this not on the breakfast table? The letter writer says, did you ever take a bowl of Cool Whip? You see there's not that much left. So rather than scraping the bowl, you just take your piece of pie, throw it in the Cool Whip bowl and then finish it. Now you say you start that way.

[Chick McGee]

Start that way.

[Josh Arnold]

I did say that. If we want the true I do what this gentleman is.

[Tom Griswold]

Ok. So if half of it's gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Not even a little less than half. Yeah. Well, who am I kidding? I probably. I would do half.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's say it's the last piece of pie and I was like what am I gonna do with this Cool Whip?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And now the old Tom who would have made tried to make a fun joke would have said have you ever Had a half empty Cool Whip tub.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

The implication being never.

[Josh Arnold]

Not finished.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm not gonna do that.

[Josh Arnold]

And that wasn't a half empty Cool Whip comma tub, question mark.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I need to know how to respond.

[Christy Lee]

He's mean.

[Chick McGee]

Very mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently I was not aware of this. Someone came up to me yesterday. Apparently there's a video of the House of Pancakes thing that came up the other day that was very funny.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, that was very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I was approached by a stranger.

[Christy Lee]

It's on social media.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Asked me about that. I was not aware of that. I. It was rather your Instagram. We have many more sports.

[Chick McGee]

We've got one of these. Tom. Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Was this stupid world record?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. Japanese man has broken the Guinness record for the fastest 100 meters running on all fours.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. 22 year old Ryusi Yanni covered the distance in a time of 14.5 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's really silly to watch.

[Christy Lee]

Do we have a video?

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say 14 seconds? 14.5. That's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

And it looks like you're looking at a cheetah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a guy on all fours.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean he's. That's amazing how fast he's going.

[Chick McGee]

He used a technique that he calls in movement of animals.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, it looks like an animal.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like an animal. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's not saying he looks like an animal.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he does.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I don't mean in a negative way.

[Chick McGee]

He trained by studying primates and adjusting his running form to max maximize speed and balance.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good time though.

[Josh Arnold]

It's an amazing time. I boy, his back does not look normal when he's doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, the guy's fit.

[Tom Griswold]

If you go to the end, they hand him a banana. You know what they hear in the stands? You know what you hear in the stands?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

That you know what you don't hear in the stands?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

That's my boyfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, actually, yeah, you might, but it might be a deeper register.

[Chick McGee]

I wish. I just wish I was behind you.

[Tom Griswold]

They showed him. They show him later on in the video holding up his trophy with his feet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think he's. You could tie your shoes with your feet.

[Christy Lee]

No, I can't because.

[Tom Griswold]

How can you do that? Because you've got shoes on.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you tie one shoe. You put one shoe on and tie it with your foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Then what do you do?

[Chick McGee]

Well, then you'd. You win an Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't give Guinness any more dumb ideas.

[Chick McGee]

Is maybe you got me there.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that is really funny.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy could be hired for like a werewolf movie or.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what they did for that Tim Burton, Planet of the Apes. They just had like these people who were trained in dance and stuff run like actual apes would run.

[Chick McGee]

What's the movie with McAvoy in it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he runs like split and. Yeah, he.

[Chick McGee]

He goes kind of crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he does. In fact, they call him the Beast or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got the Guinness World Record.

[Chick McGee]

For what?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I got it for. For doing the tying your shoes with your feet. They're doing the 100 meter dash on all fours. I ran 100. 100 meters and boy, are my arms tired.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, not many people can say that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the only one I just flew in from Vegas. My arms. It's a variation that wasn't successful.

[Chick McGee]

More news coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we've got Duke. We've got news from outer space. We've got to get this out. And we've got the attack of the crazy squirrel.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he in your neighborhood?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I hope not.

[Christy Lee]

He's probably in the er.

[Tom Griswold]

If he is, he's done some very serious damage. Hide your nuts, not the face. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 or [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

From the first legal distillery in Texas, Tito's is six times distilled till it's.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It a high quality spirit that mixes.

[Christy Lee]

With just about anything from the smoothest.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Tito's is known for giving back, teaming.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Hello, hello, hello. That's the sound of the Duke Tomato Trio. Duke's new album Comes out tomorrow. You can download it. It's called have you seen my keys? We're gonna get another new song out of Duke in a few minutes. And one of the classics, I'm hoping right now. We got the horns, Jae Young, can't hickey, Neil Broker, the brass to mouth horn section. Sometimes called the Bob and Tom horn section. But no, it's brass to mouth. And like I said, we got another song coming up in just a few minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever have a hickey, Tom, in high school or college? A hickey?

[Tom Griswold]

No, never. No.

[Christy Lee]

I did once. I had to wear turtleneck in May.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever plant a hickey? I never anyone.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not my thing.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Not my thing either.

[Josh Arnold]

I loved it. I loved it.

[Duke Tomato]

You love them?

[Christy Lee]

Getting them.

[Josh Arnold]

I love getting them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Felt so good.

[Chick McGee]

Like to have your neck. Neck sucked.

[Josh Arnold]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

When was the most recent one?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. It was. It wasn't very recent, but it was older than I. I was like 19.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I had no business having a hickey, Dan, I think, but it was bad.

[Tom Griswold]

For a job interview, really. Well, thank you very much, Duke. Oh, that's very. I love that sound.

[Chick McGee]

Love those songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have we finished off the. Have we finished off the sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

We have. Okay, well, everyone knows except you, so pleasant, the one person.

[Tom Griswold]

When are we going to try our ice cream?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I would say. Where the hell is it? Is what I would say.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I. I need it to sit on the counter for 10 minutes. I don't want it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, you don't want it real hard?

[Duke Tomato]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

You microwave it. That bad boy. Yeah. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Swallow a little bit of radiation.

[Chick McGee]

12, 13 seconds, you're all set.

[Josh Arnold]

Sunny's worried about microwave.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever. He's selective.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

Astronauts aboard the International Space Station shared the latest addition to their microgravity menu. Sushi.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

NASA said astronauts recently enjoyed shrimp cocktail on whole grain wheat crackers as well as sushi made with seaweed, Spam, tuna and rice.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In space, the shrimp.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, come on. They're in outer space.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

The shrimp and crackers are held in place by condiments while the sushi stays put thanks to surface tension from its moisture.

[Chick McGee]

But if he flips one of the shrimp in the air, wouldn't it go through the skin of the capsule?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

No. But it would keep going. Would that make it easier or harder? Because if you miss it, it's going to keep going across the capsule. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's nobody there to flip the shrimp.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They don't have a hibachi chef there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the video?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got that whole. It's not called hibachi.

[Josh Arnold]

Teppanyaki.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole teppanyaki thing with the hot table, they're all sitting there strapped in.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there are many reasons I feel like I'm less than a man. I don't like to watch two women going at it. I don't care about the space program. I just don't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

No teppanyaki.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's what Americans in we're mistakenly when we say we're going to hibachi place, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So the place where they have the hot tables, like Benihana.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a teppanyak.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a teppanyaki. Right, okay. Well, I mean, it's amazing that they were able to get one of those up into the space station.

[Christy Lee]

So called dark beads have been discovered hovering above Saturn's atmosphere.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, this needs to be explored.

[Chick McGee]

What are they?

[Christy Lee]

The beads have baffled scientists.

[Chick McGee]

Well, those, I thought those are circling. The beads were around Uranus.

[Tom Griswold]

They're dangling out of Uranus. What are the dark beads now?

[Christy Lee]

They say they've never seen anything like them. Tom. Researchers are not sure if the bead like structures are related to Saturn's rings, weather systems, or if they're an entirely new phenomenon.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe there's a Claris boutique up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there Claire's rings?

[Tom Griswold]

They've got beads.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say Claire's?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one at the mall right here.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

The mysterious beads were spotted using the James Webb space telescope.

[Chick McGee]

James Webb, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Every time I play this, you guys get mad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it's the generic. I'm afraid of the dragnet people. So I'll be right.

[Chick McGee]

If you played the real one, you. You play the real other. No, it's not it.

[Christy Lee]

That's not it.

[Josh Arnold]

YouTube might get mad at us.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the, that's the, that's the James Webb telescope. You see, not the Jack Webb telescope. The Jack Webb telescope shows us dirty hippies back here on Earth.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't get magic. You brought that up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is my. That's on me. That was on me. I'm sorry, you. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something I'd never heard of. Would this be pronounced, this article about these, these beads on Saturn and it mentions the Mag, is it the magnetosphere or the magnetosphere?

[Christy Lee]

I like magnetosphere.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't magneto part of a motor?

[Chick McGee]

Because it sounds neato, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Magneto, Magnetosphere. It sounds like X Men spin off, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, it is the X Men.

[Tom Griswold]

Villain magnetosphere, but they call it magneto, don't they?

[Josh Arnold]

I forget. Oh, I'm a nerd, but I'm not that nerdy.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these. Are these. These beads? Are they. They're like balls, right? I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hey, hey, you guys. I'm not clear on what a beat is. Tom, please explain. It's gonna be my mask. Walk me through it, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are oblong beads.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all I wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

If we need an authority. If we need an authority on black balls, somebody call Kim Kardashian.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about beads.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Kim Kardashian. If she walked in here, do you think we would just stare at her and Ace would go, I could.

[Chick McGee]

Got this.

[Josh Arnold]

Been there, done that. So when they done that, Ace's claim is that he slept with Kim Kardashian.

[Tom Griswold]

When they. When they say that they're having sushi in space, obviously it's not.

[Christy Lee]

If there's Spam in the roll, I don't think that's really sp. Sushi.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, actually, I mean, have you. Most sushi restaurants have that option. They have the Spam. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I have not seen that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they. Many of them do. Yes. Because it is such a. It's considered such a delicacy and.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I have not seen that.

[Josh Arnold]

You haven't?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

The rectangle, it's. It's like, not in a roll, typically, but. It's the nagiri. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'll be.

[Tom Griswold]

Darn I. Congratulations. I've avoided saying that word in the air. They gotta. They gotta. They gotta rename it because.

[Chick McGee]

No, when people.

[Josh Arnold]

He's laughing for different reasons than bad.

[Chick McGee]

When people ask me about the show and what happened. What happened? What do you talk about? How. What am I going to tell him now? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen it, Christy, where they just have, like, the rectangular scramble scrambled egg? Yeah, that's always weird, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, yes or no, you have Spam.

[Josh Arnold]

And eggs at a sushi joint, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I know. Chick McGee loves gas station tuna salad.

[Chick McGee]

Tuna salad, chicken salad, egg salad.

[Tom Griswold]

Will you do gas station sushi?

[Chick McGee]

No, because I'm kind of picky about my sushi.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, how about grocery store sushi?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yes, I'll do, I'll do grocery stores.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're making it pretty much right there. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You really do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You see the.

[Christy Lee]

He's very nice. The one, the gentleman.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, speaking of, speaking of outer space, we're going to be talking with one of the what, 8,000 folks tried to become part of the new astronaut crew and was. Eight were selected.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Eight, 10 were selected. We're going to talk to one of the ten.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up next week. I'm very excited about that. Let me think about that. What are the odds, pat? That's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

One in 8,000.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean 8,000?

[Tom Griswold]

Only 10 make it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What if his dad was a legacy.

[Josh Arnold]

Now do the 8,000 are we. Can anyone apply? And so, you know, there are a bunch of me's. Part of that 8,000 I think they have. Or is it 8,000 like legit candidates?

[Tom Griswold]

It's just like it used to be on American Idol where they always have a couple that are just obviously not going to make it, but they just bring them in there so they get laughs in the first few episodes.

[Josh Arnold]

They still do that on that show.

[Christy Lee]

It's terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Disgusting.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it's disgusting.

[Tom Griswold]

They get the. What was your William speaking of disgusting?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're going to talk about human composting.

[Josh Arnold]

But first, I'm all for it. I'm actually interested in it.

[Christy Lee]

All right, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

You want to be composted?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can we do it now?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now. Oh, you got a long life to.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, more music from the Duke Tomato Trio. Plus, we have, as Christy said, human composting in the news, legal. And we have a brutal story about a squirrel attack.

[Christy Lee]

Mean squirrel.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Ace Cosby, Josh Arms clapping along. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom oh, I love the music. We got our house band, it's the Duke Tomato Trio featuring the brass tomouth Horns, Jay Young, Neil Broker, Kent Hickey and of course, the band Duke on guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been to Kentucky. I've been to Louisville, Kentucky. I've been to lectures in Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to like to apologize to Kent. Of course, he can't defend himself. He's got a trumpet in his face. Bill Ritter on the base and the ladies, man, I've been to Versailles, Kentucky. The man they can't keep the ladies away from, he's Dawson Willette.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Bowling Green can. Hacky hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes that guy Jackson Dart look like a ugly statue.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever been to Paducah?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. That is an incorrect statement.

[Tom Griswold]

We're to get a new song out of Duke in just a couple minutes. Duke will look forward to hearing from you. Duke's got a new album out there called have you seen my Keys? It'll be available beginning tomorrow as a download and as a compact disc.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it drops tomorrow?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And by the way, on a. On a serious.

[Chick McGee]

Hear that, Tom? It drops tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't do it now. Okay, let's go over to Christy Lee. What do you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

All right. New Jersey has become the 14th state to allow the composting of human bodies as an alternative to burial or cremation. Governor Phil Murray signed the legislation last week that authorizes the practice called natural organic reduction. It involves putting human remains into a large tank along with organic materials like strawberries or wood chips.

[Tom Griswold]

That's perfectly natural because, you know, back 400 years ago, they'd look for a stainless steel tank to shove you in.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's. Close it.

[Chick McGee]

But what is it?

[Christy Lee]

Natural organic, like straw, wood chips. They get mixed together with warm air until the body's reduced to a soil like material.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

The resulting material can be used to get here, here, I guess, fertilize your rose garden.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of giving you the cremated remains, they give you compost.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I'm all for this. In fact, I'm. I'm going on record now saying this is what I will have done.

[Christy Lee]

It seems better than just throwing ashes somewhere, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or just, you know, putting me in a box. And now I just take up some valuable land.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're riding an airplane.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever flown anywhere? Look out the window and you go, wow, there's a lot of land out there.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they could bury me in that. Or they could could put me in a metal container that rotates with rice and. What is it? Sand and, hey, look, I'm not going.

[Josh Arnold]

To become a zombie when that happens. That's a good thing.

[Chick McGee]

This is his disposable diaper argument, you realize.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean. So they give you the compost. So when you say, wow, are these grandma's tomatoes? Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

These are grandma's tomatoes. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Getting past that part I don't know if I could.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't either, could I. But I put me in a flower bed I don't need to be in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I have.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Bed's better.

[Chick McGee]

Want to ingest it? No.

[Tom Griswold]

They say the best option is fireworks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Getting shot into. Putting. Getting put into like a rocket and.

[Tom Griswold]

Shot up in the can.

[Josh Arnold]

Hunter Thompson Way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, that's right now.

[Tom Griswold]

But they had. Are those cremated remains or they go with the whole corpse.

[Christy Lee]

It's cremated remains.

[Josh Arnold]

You want a corpse shot out of.

[Tom Griswold]

A cannon into the lake.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm kind of for this too.

[Duke Tomato]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to wait it down so when it hits the water.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want a cocktail party. And three hours later the corpse floats by.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, look, Uncle.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncle Dan, did you put the buckshot in his pockets? I told you to put the buckshot in his pockets.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is. How many states did you say this.

[Christy Lee]

Is in New Jersey? I don't know. How many other states are doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

In New Jersey they typically bury you with some cement shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It's the 14th state to allow it, so I don't know. I don't have a list of all 14 states.

[Josh Arnold]

We can't keep wasting real estate with cemeteries. You guys know know that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's either. But think about it. The cemetery in a city is actually a nice green space. There are trees.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A lot of people hike through them.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's an upset. You can put a nice movie here.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything else?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a nice house to be haunted somewhat later.

[Chick McGee]

A big restaurant complex. Anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why the. The Twin Peaks is haunted. I guess maybe they. Maybe they shouldn't have bulldozed that graveyard to put in the place.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you only move the headstones and not the bodies. Craig T. Nelson taught us that.

[Chick McGee]

It'll be up to your neck. And Poltergeist. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that. That guy and Murray Hamilton from Jaws. There should have been a spin off movie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

With that. Those two guys. They almost look like brothers. Maybe they were. That's my new theory. Those two were brothers. You think that actor kind of looks like Murray Hamilton? A little bit. They could have been brothers.

[Christy Lee]

Do you like to go through.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, this is a show for no one, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Do you like to go through cemetery series?

[Josh Arnold]

Not particularly.

[Christy Lee]

Headstones and you know, I'll go see my dad.

[Josh Arnold]

And I love the. Tom's right. It's. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous area and stuff. But yeah, but no, I don't just go like.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if it's, like, really old, like.

[Josh Arnold]

When I went to Salem or when I went to. When I was in London, I went to old. I mean, because that's crazy. When you look and see a grave.

[Chick McGee]

From 1500s, it should be the weirdest thing I've ever said. But I went to Savannah, Georgia, and they have a cemetery there, songwriter Johnny Mercer. And I went to his grave.

[Christy Lee]

I thought I went.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I went to the famous one in la where all the mar.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you guys ever seen Jack Lemon's tombstone?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I have.

[Josh Arnold]

It just says Jack Lemon in. And then, like, it's a credit.

[Chick McGee]

That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Even. Even one in Paris. I mean, I've been around and I hadn't seen it.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna go to. You're gonna see Shakespeare's, aren't you?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Next week, once again, you're going to Europe for a couple weeks.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. United Kingdom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, just the uk.

[Christy Lee]

Just the uk.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Back here in the US of A, recording artist Duke Tomato has joined us in the band. They're in the other part of the building, so we got to whip the TV on there. There we go. There's Duke and the Duke and the boys.

[Duke Tomato]

The hell were you talking about? Some gravestones and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there's this new thing where they put you in a metal canister, and a couple of months later, they. You're turned into. What is it? Mulch?

[Duke Tomato]

It's been legal to be buried without a casket and everything, just to decay in the ground for a lot of. A lot of. A lot of places.

[Josh Arnold]

In some places, yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that makes sense. Unless there's a lot of flood and then. Oh, there's Uncle Dan again. Boy, he looks rough. He needs a shave.

[Chick McGee]

Uncle Dan died again.

[Duke Tomato]

We need some levity here.

[Tom Griswold]

This is no time for levity. It's Duke Tomato. Duke's new album is called have youe Seen My Keys? And on a serious note, it's dedicated to our dear friend James Hill, who was the former keyboard player for Duke, who passed away this past year. And what a wonderful guy and a terrific player. And it's so nice of you to dedicate the honor album to James. With that in mind, though, let's move forward here. Duke, once again, this will be available. Am I correct in saying tomorrow is a download?

[Duke Tomato]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song. You've already played a couple of them I really love that song, Can't Find My Shoes.

[Duke Tomato]

Well, everybody, I think a lot of guys would identify with that. You know, it's like, she's ready and you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a happy version in reverse of that Eric Clapton song. One of the Hugh Eric Clapton songs I hate, which is Wonderful Tonight. Wonderful Tonight.

[Duke Tomato]

He sings it.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you have a version of that, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, that. He wrote that.

[Chick McGee]

It's a pretty popular wedding song.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful Tonight. He wrote that for his wife, Patty Boyd.

[Chick McGee]

She's getting ready for the party and he was bored, so he wrote the song didn't have the time to tell the truth here's how it should have gone. Sled in the evening.

[Duke Tomato]

Just wondering what.

[Chick McGee]

Clothes to wear she puts on her.

[Duke Tomato]

Makeup.

[Chick McGee]

Brushes her long blonde hair and then she asks me, do I look all right? And I said, hurry up. You look wonderful tonight.

[Duke Tomato]

That'S the summation of the concept of this with that of that song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Duke, what do you got for us right now?

[Duke Tomato]

Well, I thought we would move away from the new stuff because you guys get confused by it, you know? You're getting older now.

[Josh Arnold]

We sure are.

[Duke Tomato]

If I wouldn't have did what I did if I hadn't been high okay, all right. Now we're gonna need singers on the background, okay? Because the horn players are playing horns. One, two. One, two, three. Woke up this morning feeling ashamed they tell me last night I did some other bad things now everybody know I'm not that kind of guy Wouldn't did what I did if I hadn't been high Went to a nightclub and I set up the house didn't pay my tab I just walked out Lord, the bartender know I'm not that kind of guy Wouldn't have did what I did if I hadn't been high.

[Chick McGee]

Jump in.

[Duke Tomato]

My car Speeded down the street what police chasing me Lucky this morning to be alive Would have driven that way if I hadn't been high had been high Woke up my neighbors now look at him in the house oh, Lord have mercy I long floor say everybody know I'm not that kind of guy Wouldn't have did what I did.

[Chick McGee]

If.

[Duke Tomato]

I hadn't been high.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't have did.

[Duke Tomato]

What I did if I hadn't been high Girlfriend was with me when I left last night don't know how I came home with another man's wife oh, yeah Everybody know I'm not that kind of guy Wouldn't have did what I did if I hadn't have Been high I wouldn't have did what I did.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't have did what I did if.

[Duke Tomato]

I hadn't have been high.

[Chick McGee]

I would.

[Duke Tomato]

Have did what I did, what I did if I hadn't have been high. Have any of you ever been high?

[Christy Lee]

No. God, no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Duke Tomato]

I always. Jimmy and I always just say we're really happy that cell phone cameras didn't come around to 2000 because we'd still be in jail.

[Christy Lee]

Or divorce.

[Duke Tomato]

When you get high, sometimes you do things that are not exactly right. Sometimes you say things that are not exactly 100% true.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Duke Tomato]

Things like, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I've never done this before. It's never felt this way.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Duke Tomato]

Yes. I'm wearing one. Can't you feel it? I've never met your sister. I would never do that. In your mouth. When you get high. See, that's on you because you have to. That really doesn't make any sense. When you get high, there's no such thing as an ugly woman. But there is always such a thing as an ugly man.

[Chick McGee]

When you.

[Duke Tomato]

When you get high, you're concerned for hygiene diminishes in conjunction with this fact it's a definite potential that you'll eat almost anything. And I'm not talking about Taco Bell. If these things that happen are not your fault, you know why?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you were high.

[Duke Tomato]

You wouldn't did what you did if you hadn't been.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Duke Tomato]

This is the best audience we've ever had. I want you all please to repeat it to me. I wouldn't have did what I did.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't have did what I did.

[Duke Tomato]

If I hadn't have been high.

[Tom Griswold]

If I hadn't have been high.

[Duke Tomato]

I wouldn't have did what I did. I wouldn't have did what I did if I hadn't been high. If I hadn't been high.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir. The Duke Tomato Trio, augmented by the brass to mouth horns. Jay Young, Kent Hickey, Neil Broker. The band, of course, Duke. And then on the bass, Bill Ritter and the very handsome Dawson Willette on the drums. Please, ladies, stay back. The man only has so much energy. Energy. Coming up, Christy Lee, you're gonna be at the Silac Insurance news desk. You want to tell me what's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We have poop spray in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

We never got to our silly string battering and a gas leak that turned into be something that wasn't gas.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did you know that that stench of natural Gas is fake.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. They put that in there. So you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, so it's there. We know if we got a gas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they deliberately take something that smells? Couldn't. They could have made it smell like anything, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you want it to somewhat alarming. You want it to be.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want it to be like, oh, it smells like lasagna. Oh, dear God, the house just blew up. I thought mama was making lasagna.

[Chick McGee]

I thought Mama was making lasagna.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous last words.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I told him to make it stink. And they said, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. What's that joke? Kiss me where it stinks and over to New Jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a various punch lines for that. Thank you. This portion of the is brought to you by our friends at Better Help and BetterHelp is about accessing therapy with professional therapists. If you've got issues to deal with, and believe me, who doesn't, you can talk to your friends, of course, you can talk to relatives, you can talk to whoever. But sometimes it really is a smart idea to talk to someone who is a trained therapist, someone who can kind of work with you. And by the way, at Better Help, they have a entire roster of professionals with the diverse variety of fields of expertise. And the way it works is you'll. You'll fill out a few forms online and they'll kind of get focused on what they think you'd like to talk about. And then they'll try to pair you up with a therapist that has experience in that particular field. You can switch therapists anytime. No additional fees are involved. And the beauty of this is the therapy is done online, so it can be done with your phone. You can be just talking. You can have the camera on if you want, like a zoom call or you could even text back and forth. It's up to you. Once again, you fill out that questionnaire to help kind of see what your needs and preferences might be. To get all this information, just go to Better Help. That's Better Help. H e L P betterhelp.com btshow Bob and Tom show listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com btshow so, so when it comes to a therapist, find the one that's right for you. And once again, just visit betterhelp. Betterhelp.com btshow the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by BetterHelp. We look forward to rejoining Christy Lee over there and maybe getting a little bit of history. Comedian Al Jackson coming up. And our shoe in of the week is up next with our winner from week three, Bob Schimmel Fennec.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You did very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob Schimmelfennig was our winner from Colorado Springs. We'll talk to him in a few minutes. And I'll urge you right now to go to bobandtom.com contest and make your picks for week four, which begins this evening in Arizona. As the NFL gets week four underway tonight, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever wonder how dark the world can really get?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we dive into the twisted, the terrifying, and the true stories behind some.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the world's most chilling crimes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, I'm Ben.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm Nicole.

[Josh Arnold]

Together we host Wicked and Grim, a true crime podcast that unpacks real life horrors one case at a time with deep research, dark storytelling, and the occasional.

[Chick McGee]

Drink to take the edge off.

[Josh Arnold]

We're here to explore the wicked and reveal the grim.

[Tom Griswold]

We are wicked and grim.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite podcast platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Don't worry, we all hate each other. There's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

I don't hate anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Shut up. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

All these love songs out there. How about an album of nothing but hate? What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like a nice compilation or be great.

[Chick McGee]

K tells I hate you.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Puddle of Mud, she Hates Me. That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a really good.

[Chick McGee]

I like that. All right. She hates Me.

[Tom Griswold]

We got some great music today. Live music. It's the Duke Tomato Trio.

[Chick McGee]

How have we not said anything about. About the drummer's shirt yet?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't see.

[Chick McGee]

Bang. Oh. How's that taste, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Tom doesn't like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. Oh, I'd be afraid to go to the store themselves.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was a part of that. I blame myself.

[Tom Griswold]

The Duke Tomato Trio to get some music from Duke in just a few minutes. Duke, thank you very much. The new album is called have you seen my keys? Duke's album, as they say, drops tomorrow for downloads and for the cd. But right now, I believe we have Bob on the phone. Bob, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Okay, Bob, can you pronounce your last name for me? I've been screwing it up all morning.

[Chick McGee]

No, you haven't. Shimmel. Fennec.

[Tom Griswold]

Schimmel Fennig.

[Chick McGee]

Just like. Just like you said. Take the P out of it. Two words. Schimmel, Fennec.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a lot of letters. Wow. Had to be hard when you were a kid in elementary school.

[Chick McGee]

Learned how to spell it yet? Do you have a nickname or anything? Like Bobby Shim or. No, not really. Yeah, I did 20 years in the military, and they called me Alphabet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. That's a good name. That's a good nickname.

[Christy Lee]

That is a good nickname.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Alphabet, what are you doing over there?

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Can I be in charge for a while? Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you for your service. What branch of service?

[Chick McGee]

Army. All right. Oh, yeah. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Bob, apparently those. Those years in the army helped you out because you were one of four that got 15 of 16 games correct in our NFL competition, our pigskin competition. And then you got the tiebreaker. So you win a $500 gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers. Peruse the catalog atIHATE stevensinger.com. now, today's task, Bob, is for you to pick against Chick Magee, prognosticator extraordinaire, the man who invented sports picks.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Many years ago, 50 years ago, we started doing this.

[Josh Arnold]

Sayer of Sooth.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. What have you got there? Do you want to pick just three games? Four games.

[Chick McGee]

Let's pick three. Just for starters, I have all the games on my Instagram at the Chick McGee. But we'll do centering around body Shim. Here we go. Tonight's game, Seattle at Arizona. Seahawks and the Cardinals get together. This is a pick them game. That means no points either way. Who do you like, Seattle or Arizona? I like Arizona. Bobby Shim is right. I will take Arizona as well. The. The. The home last weekend. Yes, they did. Home team. Team. Even though they. Oh, gee, mini. Let me. I had my picks upside down. I'll take Seattle. Tom, mark that out.

[Tom Griswold]

You just said you take Seattle. Did I say.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you said.

[Chick McGee]

I said Arizona.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Because then my reasoning was going to be because James Connor is hurt. And I went, oh, he plays for Arizona. I want Seattle, Tom. Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And so who did. Who did Bob pick?

[Chick McGee]

He picked Arizona.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry, I got it wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you got the whole. And then. Let's see. Oh, this will be a good one. You know, Micah Parsons used to play for the Cowboys, and now he plays for the Packers. They're going against each other, and it's personal. Yes. The packers hosting The Dallas. How about them Cowboys? Cowboys getting six at at home against the Packers. Who do you like, Green Bay or Dallas? I'm going to take Green Bay. Parson's going to eat Prescott. That should be really interesting. I will take the packers minus the six as well.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's the game? Because you said, you said packers were hosting and then you said Dallas.

[Chick McGee]

Dallas. Yeah. I'm drunk, Tom. And then just for Bob, Cleveland Browns traveled to Ford Field to take on the Detroit Lions. You are a Lions fan, correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I am.

[Chick McGee]

You've been a lions fan for 50 years. All along. 63 years. Bless. Bless your hearts.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. Are you from Michigan?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I. I grew up in Dearborn. I graduated out in Sterling Heights, Michigan. Henry Ford the second high school.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Henry Ford II Second.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever collect Petoskey stones?

[Chick McGee]

No, never have I.

[Josh Arnold]

That a boy, Bob. Tell them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. You got a book that subjects that I only know about.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think that I was just going to tell you because the Petoskey stone famous in northern Michigan, the Shinola company which is now based in Detroit makes a Petoskey stone watch.

[Chick McGee]

That is my favorite email I've ever sent.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's very cool, Bob.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, the Browns getting a eight in Detroit. Who do you like, Lions or Cleveland? I gotta go with my Lions. Sure. Now, even though the Cleveland Browns beat them packers last week. Nobody saw that coming. Fluke Brown's big time deep. I think that was my loss last week. Oh, oh, that. Yeah, I bet it was.

[Tom Griswold]

That was only one you got wrong.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people's loss last week. Yeah, I'll take a Detroit minus the eight as well, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so only when you disagree on is tonight's game.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly, exactly right. I got.

[Tom Griswold]

All right now Bob, am I corrected saying you're currently living in Colorado, Is that. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Colorado Springs.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do to keep busy?

[Chick McGee]

I deliver bulk mail to the post offices. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever gone through birthday cards and taken a fiver out?

[Chick McGee]

Deposit a check?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Do you have to drive your own car? Do they give you one of those cars with the weird steering wheel in the wrong spot?

[Chick McGee]

Side. No. It's a 26 foot box truck. Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever leave the door open?

[Chick McGee]

No. You know what you could do with a 26, 26 foot box truck? You could have a poker game in the back there and just have it traveling around. Travel around the city. They never catch.

[Duke Tomato]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Side gig. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob, are you a Single guy.

[Chick McGee]

Say again?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a single man?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm married.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Thirteen years now. Thirteen years. You know you can get out of it, right? You don't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say because, Bob, you got that. You got that $500 gift certificate. It's an E. Gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. So perhaps a little something for the Mrs. No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Bob, listen to me. Don't listen. You know, you. If you want to buy something for yourself, we will back you up and say you did not get a prize because of a technicality.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. We got.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, what's the name of my most. My most favorite bracelet from Steven Singer? The at last bracelet. You can get one of those beautiful bracelets and still have room for a little something for yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, you would.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Bob, we certainly appreciate your listening and good luck with your picks.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Appreciate you, Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Bob.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, coming up, we're gonna get some music out of the Duke Tomato Trio. Plus we're going to talk with comedian Al Jackson. Plus, Christy, what's happening over at the Silac Insurance news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we still have to get to our poop spray, our silly string and what else do we have?

[Chick McGee]

Can I ask about the poop spray store?

[Christy Lee]

You may.

[Chick McGee]

Is it smell like poop or Hyde's poop smell?

[Tom Griswold]

There literally is a product. There's no. It's called Liquid Ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's dead.

[Josh Arnold]

We have discussed that.

[Tom Griswold]

And this. This particular story ends with incarceration. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm on board.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You'll see why when we get back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see. See Contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys like that guy?

[Chick McGee]

I love that. Yeah. Josh arnold in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Jake McGee. Oh, no, I missed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

This is your new intro music.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this very much.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the Duke Tomato Trio. They are live. Live music, our house band. We'll have some more new music From Duke. From the Duke Tomato Brand new album called have you seen my keys? A collection of songs dedicated to the great James Hill, the keyboard player formerly from Duke's band. Sadly, James is gone, but Duke honors him with this album. Yes, it'll be, like I said, downloadable beginning tomorrow. Also available as a cd. Very nice stuff. We'll get a new song out of Duke, as I said, in just a few minutes. Thank you very much, Duke. And of course, we have the band live with the brass to mouth horns and I believe, do we have. On our satellite feed. We're joined by. There he is. He is comedian Al Jackson. It's good to see you, Al. You're. Are you back home? Yes, I can see the glass back in Denver.

[Al Jackson]

Just. Yeah, I'm back finally. I did two weeks on the road. I was in Ann Arbor last weekend and then Seattle the weekend before. So I. I'm home this weekend, which is one of my favorite road dates. My couch. And football.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And you had to be pretty happy with football. Your Cleveland Browns last week.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Al Jackson]

My girlfriend is very positive and she, you know, positivity until it works is almost like negging you because, you know, we hadn't moved the ball at all. And she's like, you guys can still win. And I'm like, we had. And sniff the end zone. And then all of a sudden, an interception, a blocked field goal, and my Browns are running off the field, victor victorious. Got our first win of the year. So it was a. It was a big. A big Cleveland weekend. We really, really, really needed that. And the Guardians are playing baseball on a different level.

[Tom Griswold]

They're.

[Al Jackson]

They're almost like major league in it, you know, like in a movie. They go on a win streak and you're like, I don't know if that's realistic. The Guardians are actually doing that. So I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Hope.

[Al Jackson]

I don't know what's happening. Good things in Cleveland sports.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad you were happy because there was a lot of tears at my house. Thanks a lot. Because the packers are my guy's team.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, I know. But, like, don't you look at it as like, Christy, that you can write this off on your taxes, you know, at the end of the year, like, you did something good. Like, you guys gave Browns fans a victory. Like, you know, this is the. It's like when Taylor Swift takes a high schooler that DM'd her on Twitter to promote.

[Christy Lee]

He did.

[Al Jackson]

This is our chance.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did say, I'd love to see the Browns win. Just not this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Al, we have been discussing what posters we had on our walls while in high school. Did you have posters taped to your walls when you were in high school? If so, do you remember what they were?

[Al Jackson]

I am offended at that question. I was a child of the 80s and posters is what you had. Going to get posters was even a big deal because you would go and you would go to like Kmart. Walmart wasn't as big where I lived as Kmart was. People forget there was a period of time where Kmart held sway.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Al Jackson]

All right. And it wasn't a punchline. Kmart, like, was a place to go. And you would go and you would look through the posters and there would be the actual poster. And you could just. Like they were already pre framed and you could go through them.

[Chick McGee]

I remember this.

[Josh Arnold]

I love flipping through them. Know you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they were rolled up underneath.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And then you would have to get the corresponding poster that was rolled up underneath and it was already in cellophane and you would. There was the yellow Lamborghini that I had, the slippery one wet. And then there was a red Ferrari one. And then there was one with the. There were kind of like two bikini clad women on it. And it said dangerous curves ahead. I think that was the Lamborghini. Yellow Lamborghini one. Because that one looked like a road sign.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And that. Now, did you have any musical artists?

[Al Jackson]

I didn't get into music until later. My sister had a lot of music. I remember my sister had a Boy George poster and she had a Prince.

[Duke Tomato]

Prince.

[Al Jackson]

The prince. Where? And I'm sure Duke Tomato would know this one. The whatever is this just called a dual guitar head. Remember, you know the guitar with. It's got two necks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

The double neck Prince is holding that guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And that poster. So, yeah, posters can immediately take me down memory lane because there's no other time that you see that. That, that image, you just. It was like burned in your head as a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we've decided that there has to be an age at which one can no longer just have posters. They either have to be framed or maybe taped in your garage. Notice all the. All the posters behind you are framed. There's a point in a man's life, usually when a woman intervenes, where the taped posters on the walls. That's not happening anymore.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, I think that happens the same because there's a period of time where you have your room, like, you know, you have. Josh has his room. And it's just Josh's room. But something happens around, like, maybe, like, summer going into seventh grade or summer. Definitely some are going in the eighth grade where Josh didn't get. Because you remember, you could get this at Spencer Gifts. It was like, construction tape, and it would say, like, do not enter or something like that. It was, like, kind of like faux construction or police tape that said do not come in. And that's your way of, like, subconsciously telling yourself, like, oh, this is my room. This is my dwelling. And you're starting to establish, like, at some point, I'm gonna have my own place and eventually have somebody of the opposite sex in here. And that's when you go get the poster. And it's like, hey, fellas, we're not just like, you can't just leave my room. Gross. You know, I got a girlfriend now. Sometimes she comes out over after school.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But what I'm saying is, once the lady enters the picture, sure. The posters come down, and all of a sudden you have to. You have to clean up your act.

[Al Jackson]

They should. But I had homeboys and actually pitched a show to MTV years ago. It's one of the first shows I ever pitched because I had homeboys that literally, they legitimately got girls because girls thought they were cute. But their house, their apartments were so gross. Like, so gross that me as a dude was like, I'm not sitting anywhere in here. Like, it was like, muddy boots in the sink, like a dugout.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And I was like, how? And I pitched a show to mtv. It was called Don't Touch My Junk, Bro. And it was basically like, quarters for dorm rooms. And, like, you would go in and clean it up and, like, kind of. What was that show? Pimp My Ride. You would do that, but for their.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's just looking at a stat here. 40% of Americans say if their partner is messy, they're less attracted to them. So there's an actual stat. We'll get to that later. We got to move forward here, Al. We got just enough time for you to give me my word of the week as I once again try to attain the ultimate in hypnos. What have we got?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, Tom. Well, let's just keep it going. We remember what Yiffin was last week. Tom, can you tell everybody what Yiff. Yiffin was?

[Tom Griswold]

Yiffin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Take your time, Tom, and be clear, because I know you know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I wrote it down, too, man. I can't remember.

[Al Jackson]

All right, we gotta get.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember? I don't.

[Al Jackson]

Josh. You remember?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't, man.

[Christy Lee]

If.

[Al Jackson]

It's when furries hook up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Al Jackson]

Furries hook up.

[Chick McGee]

Have. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

When it goes play to sexual proclivities is referred to as yiffin in the furry community.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, No, I didn't remember because it really doesn't apply to my life yet.

[Al Jackson]

Well, not yet. The weekend is still common. All right, now, Tom, I want you to tell everybody really quickly, what is aura farming?

[Tom Griswold]

Aura.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, farming.

[Tom Griswold]

Aura farming.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

You'll hear this with the young kids. This is an actual phrase. Shoot. You will hear.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

God. Who has an aura? Are you looking for someone who has a certain way about them that you find really appealing?

[Al Jackson]

Tom, you were right there. I thought you were running. You were going to get it. It's. It's very close. You're very close. Does anybody have a good.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Cultivating friendships with good people.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. Is it. Is it trying to be around positive people, objects and spaces that the. The space makes you feel better? It's good for your aura if you're in this space.

[Al Jackson]

That's a great guess, too. I will give you one more quick hint. It is not. It can be perceived as a little bit, like, off putting, even though it's a good thing.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it changing your personality to match those around you?

[Al Jackson]

I love all three of these guys. That's a legit guess.

[Chick McGee]

Or.

[Al Jackson]

Or I would actually guess one of those. Or farming is kind of like when you're doing something that is cool or really nice, but you're doing it so that people see it. Yeah. So it would just be like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. A lot of those posers.

[Al Jackson]

Josh is handing out, you know, you know, lunch bags to the homeless. That's cool. But he's doing it in front of the hot volleyball team. He's kind of oral farming over there.

[Chick McGee]

Sting. And saving lives.

[Josh Arnold]

Streaming it.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right. Putting it all over social media.

[Tom Griswold]

As soon as the photographer leaves, you go, I'm ditching these losers.

[Josh Arnold]

God, it smells in here. Get me out of here.

[Al Jackson]

Okay, the bags back. I need these for another location.

[Tom Griswold]

Our guest, Al Jackson. Thank you very much, Al. And. And good luck with your Browns. Coming up, the Browns taking on Detroit.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's going to be a tough one. Detroit had a very good. You see.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, it's not going to be. It's not going to be good considering that they, you know, beat Baltimore and Baltimore beat us by 40.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's like one of those. That's like One of those SAT questions.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Baltimore wins my 40s. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thanks Al. We'll talk to you again soon. That's a comedian. Al Jackson. We're gonna check in with Duke Tomato and the band in just a few minutes. But right now we're gonna check in to our ears.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Don't forget the Raycon headphones. They are terrific. Speaking of terrific, coming up we're gonna get some music out of that guy in the other room. And the great band is gonna be the Duke Tomato Trio. Also Christy Lee, what's coming up in the world of news over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, coming up we still have our and Silly string.

[Chick McGee]

Oh well, 1995 right now, horror and Silly String.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk it's Christy Lee. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. Josh Arnold. Hi there. Ace Cosby. Hey, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. I am Chick. Hello, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

How's it going?

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, doing well, doing well.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing over there?

[Chick McGee]

God only knows.

[Josh Arnold]

Duke Tomato.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we're on the air and he's through his taxes, I guess. I don't know what he's.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was actually looking for. Pat Godwin's got a gig just around.

[Chick McGee]

The corner Mason city limits on October 25th.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so we got a little time. Oh yeah, about a month.

[Chick McGee]

October. October 25th.

[Duke Tomato]

Yeah, that's the next one.

[Christy Lee]

A month away from today.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll be great.

[Chick McGee]

What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do between now and then? Just kind of find your center. Oh, I'm gonna Start to memorize new things. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Get a new costume.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very good, Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe Saturday and Sunday, Mason City Limits in Mason City, Illinois, will be featuring our good buddy Tim Cavanaugh and the extraordinarily weird and great Emo Phillips.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Tom.

[Duke Tomato]

I appreciate the.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a couple special surprises right now. Duke. We're gonna get a new song out of Duke in just a second from the new Duke Tomato album called have you seen my keys? It's the Duke Tomato Trio. We're gonna get a new song from Duke. But first, I understand there is a special guest artist in the music room.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Normally we do the this on Friday. Hey, I couldn't pass up the chance to work with the band, so we're doing it Thursday. We give you a lot of news. We don't give you all the news. I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Jeff Oscar with fail to mention news. Now it is. Is our drummer, Mr. Willette, going to be able to do the appropriate drum hit during the jokes?

[Chick McGee]

Ready? We're. We're gonna find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, let's do it. We learned that bats can get drunk. What? You failed to mention. Yeah, that's why they hang upside down. Too drunk to stand up straight.

[Tom Griswold]

That didn't quite save it, but try another one.

[Josh Arnold]

Two students killed a bear and skinned it back at their dorm room. Well, you failed to mention. RFK Jr has never been more proud.

[Tom Griswold]

He famously picked up a dead bear. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if you love that, you're really gonna dig this. We learned about a thing up in Wisconsin called a cannibal sandwich. The sandwich consists of raw ground beef served atop a piece of toast and is a popular treat during the holidays. Well, you failed to mention. Hey, what'd you get for Christmas?

[Chick McGee]

Worms. You got a better one?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. A man with a support alligator was denied entrance into Walmart. Well, you failed to mention. It won't be long till he has a support monkey to open all of his cans and jars after the support gator chops off both of his hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Buddy Rich, slow down.

[Josh Arnold]

Who invited Gene?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, can you. Hey, can you please.

[Chick McGee]

I grew up playing jazz, so this is, like, right up my alley. I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Keep it going, Dawson. It's about the jokes Osuke doesn't tell. Which are none of them. We learned that Tom gets all of his new jeans hemmed at a tailor. What you failed to mention. Is it Rip Taylor? Because those jeans are a joke. Waist 30. Inseam 16. When I looked up RIP Taylor Day, I also noticed he looks a lot like your floor mark, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he does.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll probably be similar last time I get invited to lunch. Let's see this. North Korea.

[Chick McGee]

Yay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we all love North Korea, don't we? Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

One of these days, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, executing people for watching foreign content from America. What? You failed to mention putting some actual bang into the Big Bang theory.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, even Dawson. He's not. He's not having it. Not a fan. And finally, you ready for this? I want a big. I want a big out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sure about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, let's do it. Let's go big. And finally, we learned some Alcohol increases your foreign language skills. What you failed to mention. While too much alcohol increases your bad language towards foreigners. And we failed to mention.

[Chick McGee]

Hit it.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you know, ordinarily he doesn't end with a profound truth, but that. That sure is. The alcohol increases racism, I think is the way to go with that. It's a true thing. It's a fact.

[Josh Arnold]

We're learning a lot about Tommy, right? I don't know how true it is, honestly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

And one Marlin, you know I didn't tell you about this reason I would.

[Tom Griswold]

Say it's time to check in with the band. Yeah, we have. The Duke Tomato Trio is here with us. Duke's new album is called have you seen my keys? And it's out tomorrow as a download. A bunch of new stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And let's get another song out of you, Duke. And is. Does this one also feature the brass to mouth horns the entire album?

[Duke Tomato]

There's one song that they don't play on because I think didn't show up. I guess I didn't think checks didn't go through.

[Tom Griswold]

They're here today.

[Duke Tomato]

You know I love you. I do. My every thought is of you. Have you here by my side. The dream come true.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Duke Tomato]

You know I need you. So many ways you feel my heart. My night and day have you here by my side. The dream come true. What a song. You were gone my poor heart.

[Tom Griswold]

Broken too.

[Duke Tomato]

And now that you're here everything seems so. You know I want you stay here with me. That's what I pray. Have you here by my side. Your dream come true. Sam. And did those things I felt you felt you needed to do. And now you're back, you're here.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Duke Tomato]

I'm telling you everything seems so clear. You know I built you. Stay here with me. Lord I pray have you hear by my side Dream come true.

[Chick McGee]

To have.

[Duke Tomato]

You here by my side Is a dream come true.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, Duke. From the new album. Have you seen my keys? And we're gonna have, I think, a special treat. Are you heading down there, there, Pat? For a little bit of.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna stay right here. Oh, okay, okay.

[Duke Tomato]

Don't do long range.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, long range, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now explain what we're gonna do.

[Chick McGee]

A song about bedwetting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and this is real. You were a bedwetter?

[Chick McGee]

I was a bedwetter growing up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I.

[Josh Arnold]

11 or 12.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget, isn't there a scientific name for this?

[Josh Arnold]

It's called nocturnal. It's called nocturnal and uresis.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And how long did this last?

[Chick McGee]

Until I was about 10 or 11. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or it was.

[Chick McGee]

It dissipated over time, but it was still there. Random moments would happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Be very embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's rough.

[Chick McGee]

Joshua.

[Josh Arnold]

Too right you.

[Chick McGee]

Have.

[Duke Tomato]

You had an issue, babe?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We know how painful that can be. So I wrote a blues song for you. Yeah, give me a. Get me started there, Duke.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me the.

[Chick McGee]

Give me the rift there, baby. And hey, baby, keep me nestled in a.

[Duke Tomato]

Hey, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I woke up this morning Something was a mess. My mattress was ruined. I'm soaking in my own piss.

[Duke Tomato]

Electric blanket was plugged in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this?

[Josh Arnold]

You blew a spark.

[Duke Tomato]

Look down the window and the neighborhood was dark. I got the nocturn.

[Chick McGee]

And your recess of my love.

[Duke Tomato]

You know I do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's so bad.

[Duke Tomato]

What's a bummer when you're nine? I'm undateable at 52. Take me to a dry place.

[Chick McGee]

Duke, play me something for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you stick in my lap. Lay that towel down on the wet.

[Duke Tomato]

Dry me off, baby, with your heat.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice. No, hang those.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang those sheets out for the neighbors to see.

[Chick McGee]

Too embarrassing. Clean them first.

[Josh Arnold]

Real good.

[Chick McGee]

Double with the bleach make Michael Landon crown Sarah Silverman. I know you feel my pain. All right. I can't sleep over at a friend's house like Chick or Tommy G.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Duke Tomato]

Afraid I'll wake up the sea of tranquility.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot the second verse. Oh.

[Duke Tomato]

Cause you know I'm getting older. I still wagon up in pig and the bed is cold.

[Chick McGee]

Why, why, why?

[Duke Tomato]

I got the nocturnal. Oh, you know I do. And your ass is blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God there's no number two data bullet 51.

[Duke Tomato]

Cold wedding all alone at 62.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so sad.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad you got through it you're a bit. If you're a bedwetter, please call 4 7. Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll get through it too.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, you got this.

[Tom Griswold]

This newscast will attain sounds of of gunfire and and wet urine. Okay, now it's time for us to check in with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's not. Oh, it's time for us to check in with Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Prize picks coming up we have Christy Lee. I can see her. She's right over there. She's at the SILAC insurance news desk desk. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say, Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Prize.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Thanks again to Duke Tomato, the new Tomato Trio. Today, our house band. Some nice live music throughout the day. Duke's new album out tomorrow. You can download that baby. It's called have you seen my keys Also available as a cd. And we're gonna wrap things up. We got a bunch of stuff we Gotta get to here. We'll say thanks again to Duke Tomato on the guitar, Bill Ritter on the bass, Dawson Wellet on the drums, the brass of mouth horns, Jay Young, Neil Broker and Kent Hickey. Thank you very much, gentlemen. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Dude, great job. Thank you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's check in with Christie Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Florida arrested an escort after she allegedly attacked a man with silly strings.

[Chick McGee]

That's fun.

[Christy Lee]

The incident occurred at the OCC Roadhouse Bar. The 48 year old suspect of Ms. Crystal Watts.

[Chick McGee]

Suspect.

[Christy Lee]

Suspect confronted the victim and began spraying him with Silly String until the can was empty. She then threw the can at the 33 year old man, hitting him in the forehead and causing a laceration.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy just stood there.

[Christy Lee]

Court documents extreme giggle do not identify a motive for the Silly String attack. But the woman was arrested on charges of simple battery. According to the smoking gun, the phone number listed for the defendant in court records turns up on an escort service website that includes a variety of explicit photos of the suspect.

[Tom Griswold]

So is this maybe an escort thing gone wrong?

[Christy Lee]

Kind of sounds like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they only stand there and let her empty the Silly String on her.

[Chick McGee]

The only angle.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that's part of the thing. Maybe he likes that dispute.

[Chick McGee]

It would be payment, right? Money.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I would think.

[Chick McGee]

That's the only thing they'd argue about.

[Tom Griswold]

I ain't putting no Silly String up your bum, mister.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe that was the issue.

[Chick McGee]

I paid for it.

[Josh Arnold]

He really wanted it up his bum.

[Chick McGee]

You better stick that, my ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Shoot it.

[Chick McGee]

Shoot it. Shoot it up.

[Tom Griswold]

I was reaching for. I was reaching for the mace and I pulled out my. My son's silly.

[Christy Lee]

Well now think about it. Do you think that would stop an attack though? Silly String? I mean, the guy's gonna go.

[Chick McGee]

Little bit maybe.

[Christy Lee]

What the heck? Yeah, I.

[Josh Arnold]

He stood there while she sprayed the entire can on him.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Did that take a minute?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they go quick.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't try moving at all.

[Chick McGee]

I bet that that minute will seem a lot longer.

[Duke Tomato]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Than you would think. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Weird. The whole thing is weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This says in a video she can be heard yelling. Let's see how much you like getting stuff sprayed in your face.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that true? Okay, go.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a whole different story.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't put that in the story.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. Just doing some deep reading here.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Meanwhile, a South Carolina teaching assistant is in custody after he allegedly deployed poop spray in a classroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

That's Florence County Sheriff's Office reports the 32 year old Alexander Paul Robertson Lewis.

[Chick McGee]

Well, pick one.

[Christy Lee]

At West Florence High School had purchased the spray designed to imitate fecal odor and used it on multiple occasions over time.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities said the stench resulted in a disruption of the school children, requiring medical attention for respiratory issues, requiring the school to incur an expenditure of over $55,000.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe that.

[Christy Lee]

For inspection and damage to the air conditioning system.

[Chick McGee]

Him.

[Christy Lee]

He was charged with disturbing schools and malicious injury to property.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it sounds like the schools needed new iPads to get rid of the smell. $55,000.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's it.

[Chick McGee]

There is.

[Josh Arnold]

How about cracking a window?

[Tom Griswold]

There is. Well, were you here the day that someone brought in? There is a product called liquid Ass and it is really rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those things are rough.

[Tom Griswold]

But man. Yeah, there's probably some legal thing where they have to scrub the inside of the H vac system.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

They had it.

[Christy Lee]

A suspected gas leak that sparked an emergency in a British town is actually caused by the world's smelliest fruit chick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, bananas.

[Christy Lee]

According to.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy Dick on a Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

Morning, he's the world's smelliest fruit.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Manchester Evening News, an engineering was dispatched to Latham Town center after locals reported a strong smell of gas.

[Chick McGee]

There's a strong smell of gas. Positively reeks.

[Christy Lee]

A source of the odor was discovered when a worker from the Cadent gas company walked into Strong's Strong's fruit and veg shop and step pointed to the store's durian fruit which had only started selling that week.

[Josh Arnold]

Smells so bad.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I've never smelled a durian fruit.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why this straight garbage.

[Chick McGee]

Ended up in my time timeline, but it's like 30 fruits you must try.

[Josh Arnold]

Before you people swear. They say they love the Dorian and I can't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and that was one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried it. I can't get past the stench.

[Tom Griswold]

And they say it tastes like vanilla custard.

[Josh Arnold]

And not to me at all.

[Christy Lee]

I had it because the smell affects your taste. I would think.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't care for it to smell ever affect your taste in any way.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know what he's fishing for.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, you were fishing then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Something about the circus.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's more like she was sat. All right, I'll sat on her.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you what my man Tom did. He finished. He threw up. But he finished.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he got it done.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It says here that the durian tastes like vanilla custard with onion or Garlic flavor.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, who wants that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I did not like it at all.

[Tom Griswold]

And it is. It's. I guess it's incredibly awful smelling it.

[Josh Arnold]

That smells like. It literally does smell like a hot trash bag at. Like a. At a festival.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It pairs well with similar fruits. It's from Southeast Asia, right?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it pairs well with certain entrees.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicken feet.

[Chick McGee]

Monkey brain. Chicken feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

If you are eating some fruits and vegetables, did you know that they can increase levels of harmful pesticides in the body?

[Chick McGee]

Body.

[Christy Lee]

According to a new study, pesticides have been previously linked to a variety of health issues, including hormone disruption and neurotoxicity, especially for children. Experts stress the benefits of fruits and vegetables still outweigh the risks, of course. But say consumers can lower their exposure by washing produce thoroughly, peeling when possible, or choosing organic options.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's not Washington, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So what you're saying is quit poisoning your kids with fruits and vegetables and give them a nice healthy bowl of ice cream. I am in. This sounds great.

[Christy Lee]

That's not what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

Salad is trying to kill you. That's what that. I get out of that.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, anyway, what they're saying, I don't know. I'm enjoying ice bowl. Did anybody try the new ice cream?

[Christy Lee]

We all did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Could I get a report on it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we all liked it. Yeah. It's very similar to butter pecan.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how they do it, but it's pecan pie, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It tastes like from one end to the other. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And who makes this?

[Chick McGee]

A blue bell.

[Tom Griswold]

Blue bell pecan pie?

[Chick McGee]

Ice cream pecan pie.

[Josh Arnold]

I got pecan pie. Yeah. I go, hey, will you hand me some pecans or will you give me that pecan pie?

[Tom Griswold]

I go with Beijing pie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

Beijing pie.

[Chick McGee]

Beijing.

[Josh Arnold]

Like what?

[Christy Lee]

Peking.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Peking. That's what you're doing.

[Christy Lee]

Nice. Me. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Is in. Is it isn't peeking pie from China?

[Chick McGee]

What about.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you ever peek at a pie? I drilled a hole in the girls locker room.

[Chick McGee]

Peeking boo.

[Duke Tomato]

Peekaboo.

[Chick McGee]

Peekaboo pie.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Why isn't there a peekaboo pie?

[Duke Tomato]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

It's a cute.

[Josh Arnold]

What would be in peekaboo pie?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you'd have. I say you have a graham. Graham cracker cross.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A thick layer of sugar pie and then a layer of peacock pie and then whipped topping.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're in. I think you made something.

[Chick McGee]

The sugar pie would be your peekaboo There is one past the pecan pie and go peekaboo.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Sugar pie.

[Tom Griswold]

If there's such a thing as a peekaboo pie. Peekaboo pie, sometimes called peekaboo cake.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. I was just going to say that.

[Tom Griswold]

It usually refers to a fruit pie, cherry, apple or blueberry pie where the top crust. Crust is made of small cutouts or like lattice strips. I've seen pictures of.

[Chick McGee]

These are like the classic sitcom pie that I would see on my TV.

[Josh Arnold]

When cooling on a sill.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Instead of having a crust across the top, they've got the lattice thing. I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I like. Crust, but I don't want to a lot of cross.

[Tom Griswold]

But you want to be able to peekaboo and go, oh, I can tell that's a cherry pie because I peekabooed through the cross.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you this. Have you ever done this to get more icing on your cake piece? Would you like, do the edges so you get three sides? Yeah, me too.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm more of a cake guy than an icing guy. No, we'll have to save that for.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very much. Thanks again to Duke Tomato and the new Duke album out tomorrow. It's called have you seen my keys? And we certainly enjoyed that. And we'll enjoy your mail. Bob and tomobandtom.com don't forget, before tonight, you, you gotta get in for week four of our NFL Picks competition. And you can get a nice gift certificate from Stephen Singer jewelers at I hate stevensinger.com the competition is [e-mail] contest from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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