The BOB & TOM Show - September 26, 2025

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – September 26, 2025 | Episode Summary

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: September 26, 2025
Host: The BOB & TOM Show (Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby)
Special Guests: The Butler University Athletic Band, Smoking Pastor Jordan Davis, Jeff Oskay, Todd Simon (Omaha Steaks)

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Overview

This special episode of “The BOB & TOM Show” celebrates the start of football season with a tailgate-themed broadcast. The morning blends the show’s signature comedy, sports banter, topical news, and off-the-rails conversations—this time with a notable live presence outside the studio: the Butler University Athletic Band and Omaha Steaks grilling, led by the Smoking Pastor. The show features classic banter, games, a deep-dive into both sports and food, generational slang, and listener correspondence, delivering the fun and unpredictable tone fans expect.

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Main Segments and Key Topics

1. Tailgate Party Atmosphere

Time: [05:35], [57:53], [98:12]

• The show hosts grill outdoors with Omaha Steaks, celebrating the start of the football season.
• Butler University’s pep band (Athletic Band) plays outside, bringing the stadium energy live to the show.
• Special guest chef “Smoking Pastor” Jordan Davis handles the grilling, accompanied by Jess Hooker.

Notable Quotes:

• “We’ve got a special tailgate party coming up today… with a gigantic surprise.” – Tom Griswold [38:01]
• “Look at those hot dogs—my god. We got the cameras up and running; you can watch this on YouTube right now.” – Tom Griswold [39:39]

2. Sports Talk and Picks

Time: [05:54], [09:44], [53:04], [63:04]

• Chick McGee’s celebrated football pick win; contest promo for listeners.
• Predictions of an NFL record 70-yard field goal this season; discussion on kickers, barefoot era (Tony Franklin) and famous kicker facts.
• Recap of the Cardinals’ last-minute loss to the Seahawks, and how new NFL kickoff rules affected the outcome.
• Trivia and banter about straight-on kickers and football lore.

Notable Quotes:

• “This year, we will see the first 70 yard field goal, man. You wait and see.” – Josh Arnold [06:27]
• “The majesty of the zero time on the clock as the field goal sails through the uprights—making you a winner—is just glorious.” – Josh Arnold [06:10]

3. Listener Letters & Offbeat Stories

Time: [20:46], [24:00], [33:28]

• Reading and responding to audience letters: best-by dates, hickeys, unique funeral requests (ashes shot from a cannon), and quirky dog names.
• Body composting legalization story leads to jokes about having a hazelnut tree and people “eating my nuts” [23:17].
• Funerary stories spark confessions about odd family traditions and banter.

Notable Quotes:

• "When my cousin passed... he requested he be cremated and that his cremains be shot out of a cannon...I have video if you're interested." – Chick McGee [21:36]
• "I just ate something that was 37 days past the best by date. I am still alive." – Listener letter, read by Josh Arnold [25:26]

4. Horror Movie Recommendations for Halloween

Time: [10:05], [10:26], [11:10]

• Tom asks Josh’s horror film picks for Halloween viewing.
• Classic and modern recs: “Halloween,” “Night of the Living Dead,” “Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” “The Exorcist,” “The Omen.” For recent: “The Ring,” “Insidious,” “Hereditary,” “Midsommar.”
• Discussion of “Psycho,” behind-the-scenes facts, and movie lore.

Notable Quotes:

• “A double feature of ‘Hereditary’ and ‘Midsommar’—see if you can leave the house.” – Chick McGee [11:55]

5. Generational Slang Quiz with College Band

Time: [139:15] onward

• College students from Butler band are quizzed on contemporary slang: “67,” “bop,” “mogging,” “glazing,” “delulu,” “Ohio” (as slang), “clanker,” and more.
• They reveal their firsthand knowledge, highlights of misunderstanding and generational lingo change.
• Listeners learn new vernacular, such as “Big Back” and “huzz.”

Notable Quotes (and Timestamps):

• “Big Back?” – Jess Hooker [146:03]
• “Aura farming... you do a lot of things or activities that try to get you to get a lot of attraction...” – “Merrick,” Butler percussionist [148:10]

6. Poster & Dorm Decor Retrospective

Time: [59:03], [159:17]

• Listeners and hosts reminisce about posters from their youth: Frank Zappa’s “Phi Zappa Crappa,” Farrah Fawcett, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Ansel Adams, Maxell ad.
• Butler students share what’s on their walls: “Kermit Lisa,” Fight Club, Aerosmith, signed memorabilia.

Notable Quotes:

• “This summer, a friend sent this picture to me… it’s a photograph of the good look—there it is, right on the wall—the iconic Phi Zappa Crappa poster.” – Tom Griswold [46:54]
• "I have some famous artwork... as Kermit the Frog. So we have the Kermit Lisa, Kermit with a pearl earring..." – Butler student Isabella [159:53]

7. Food Oddities, Gas Station Sushi, and Expiration Dates

Time: [39:54], [40:49]

• Song parody “Gas Station Sushi” by Pat Godwin.
• Host nostalgia for dangerous egg and chicken salad, jokes about best-by dates, and discussion of food spoilage technology.

Notable Quotes:

• “At the Exxon was a display, I was starving, thought ‘what the hey’? So I ate it, now I regret it, gas station sushi…” – Pat Godwin [40:49 song]

8. Weird News: Hershey Lawsuit, Manhole Heists, Penis Man Graffiti

Time: [81:44], [102:59], [105:12]

• Hershey defeats a lawsuit over “not spooky enough” Halloween candy [81:44].
• Large-scale theft of manhole covers in Georgia; the economics and hazards.
• Phoenix plagued by “Penis Man” graffiti: the saga continues.

Notable Quotes:

• “The judge needs to put these people in jail.” – Chick McGee, on the candy suit [81:54]
• “Someone is tagging, as they say, all over Phoenix, the words ‘penis man’… cops are looking for him or her, I guess.” – Tom Griswold [36:54]

9. Band Director Interview & Tailgate Hijinks

Time: [87:40], [88:16]

• Aaron Burkhart (Butler Athletic Band director) talks shop, marching band culture, and musical selections (from “Seven Nation Army” to “Chicago” to “Hollywood Swinging”).
• Marching band traditions, band drill formations apps, funny banter about “tromboners.”
• Tailgate comparisons: community college vs. Big 10, presented by Jeff Oskay [118:00].

Notable Quotes:

• “I play the trombone, which is God’s instrument.” – Aaron Burkhart [87:50]
• “At a real college tailgate, you have hot sorority girls going wild. At community college tailgate, you have single moms going to court-ordered counseling…” – Jeff Oskay [118:00]

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Funniest Moments & Quotes

• “Today's quote: ‘It just feels so good to be sucked on.’” – Chick McGee, discussing hickeys [39:03]
• “You got your wiener in my... You got your anus on my wiener. Two great tastes that go right together.” – Josh Arnold, Hershey lawsuit riff [83:40]
• “She bop… that’s why some of those kids are here.” – Tom Griswold, on “bop” slang [142:48]
• “Do your tears get on the strings when you play?” – Tom Griswold, to Josh about Dad’s banjo [29:19]
• “A quiz that I think we’d all fail, but I think they’ll do pretty well—because they’re young.” – Tom Griswold [136:33]

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Musical Highlights

• Opening Parody: Pat Godwin & ensemble perform "Riding the Storm Out," comedic tweaks included. [01:38]
• Butler Athletic Band: Live marching band performances of classics (including “Seven Nation Army,” “Bad Guy,” “Mighty Mighty Bosstones”), adding college energy.
• Band music and college memories: Deeply nostalgic and funny reflections.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [06:27] – NFL 70-yard field goal prediction
• [10:05] – Josh’s horror movie recommendations
• [21:36] – Listener letter: ashes shot out of a cannon
• [39:54] – Pat Godwin’s “Gas Station Sushi” parody song
• [46:54] – Discussion of Phi Zappa Crappa poster, iconic dorm decor
• [81:44] – Hershey Halloween candy lawsuit
• [98:12] – Omaha Steaks grilling, tailgate food
• [139:15+] – Slang quiz with Butler band students
• [155:52] – Omaha Steaks sponsor segment, “It’s all ‘busin’”

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Closing Thoughts

This episode encapsulates The BOB & TOM Show’s best: spirited banter, authentic sports talk, quirky news, and the pleasure of live in-studio (and in-the-parking-lot) festivity. The addition of the Butler Athletic Band and live grilling makes the show feel communal and interactive. The hosts’ mix of nostalgia, irreverent humor, and cross-generational curiosity—highlighted in the slang and “what’s-on-your-wall” quizzes—keeps the episode lively and relevant. Tailgate season has rarely sounded so fun.

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“Music’s always great, but this is a special type of music... the music of a great marching band. And they’re out in our parking lot.” – Tom Griswold [157:02]

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm riding the storm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Waiting.

[Pat Godwin]

For the fallout on a full moon night in the Rocky Mountain winter.

[Josh Arnold]

Wine.

[Chick McGee]

Bottles Just watching for the snow.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Josh Arnold]

Thinking about what I've been missing in the city. Oh, and I'm not missing a thing. I'm just watching the full moon crossing.

[Tom Griswold]

The range and I'm riding the storm out.

[Pat Godwin]

Riding the storm out, baby Riding the storm out.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that I'm right in the storm out.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's a lady beside me.

[Christy Lee]

She'S.

[Pat Godwin]

There to guide me she says that.

[Josh Arnold]

Alone we've finally found our home. Well, the wind outside is frightening but it's cold kinder than the lightning.

[Chick McGee]

Life in the city, it's a hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Life to live but it brings back what you give.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, When I'm not missing a.

[Josh Arnold]

Thing I'm just watching the full moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Cross in the range and I'm riding.

[Chick McGee]

The storm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Right in the store.

[Pat Godwin]

My baby riding the storm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa, I'm a ride, I'm hiding the storm out.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm riding all the way to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Bobbin Tom show, baby, early in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning trying to warm up my voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Play for me, Brewster.

[Pat Godwin]

Riding the storm ride or hide in the storm out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Hello. Hello. Come on in, take off your skin, Rattle around in your bones. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, that's a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on in and take off your.

[Josh Arnold]

Skin, rattle around in your bones.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a Halloween thing? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Suitable for any time, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a sexy Thing if you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Turned on by really naked and get right down to the bones. I guess I.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a specific fetish. Hard to.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Real life, it is known as a boner.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

No long term relationships.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think we've solved that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Welcome to the Bob and Tom show. Big time special show today. There's Christy Lee. Hi. Unbelievable. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. And I believe the announcement was made yesterday. We had to move, not park where we normally do. Correct. And everyone paid attention to that. But who? Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. So no, Eddie told me to park there.

[Josh Arnold]

Did Eddie tell you to park there? Okay, well, I'm sure that you have special. Whatever the hell it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hard to get you to change.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to stop parking there though, because of that tree.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's okay. The tree's fine. The birds have to live. You go. It gives. You go to the car wash three times a day anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It gives you an excuse, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We have a. We've got. The guys have been working here pretty much overnight.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell everybody what the.

[Tom Griswold]

How.

[Josh Arnold]

Why the show's so big.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we're tailgating today. We're doing. We're doing an Omaha Steaks grill out. Steak for breakfast. We're celebrating Chick's huge victory in his. His pick last evening.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one as. That's one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one as week four kicks off in the. In the NFL. Still time, by the way, to get in on a week four go to bobandtom.com contest. You could win yourself that $500 gift certificate from Steven Singer jewelers. You don't even have to pick against the spread. But Mr. McGee does because he's manly.

[Josh Arnold]

The majesty of the zero time on the clock as the field goal sails through the uprights making you a winner is just glorious.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is not something you're betting on, but you have stated this, and I think you are indeed correct. This year we will see the first field goal.

[Josh Arnold]

70 yard field goal, man. Yeah. You wait and see.

[Tom Griswold]

And when whoever does it does it, it'll probably still go another 20 yards into the spot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, It'll go through. And he could have made that from 90. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it's time to eliminate the field goal then. Just all safeties from here on out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it is. And we. I don't want to get. This will get Chick angry. Yeah. There was A lengthy article about how it's kind of eliminating the punt. Oh, I can't stand it. He's out of his lane. I'm the only one that know sports.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not the only one. And I'm. What? I know you could fill a thimble with, but you are dangerous when you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it is interesting, but I think you're correct. Well, I can't wait to see it.

[Josh Arnold]

The Aubrey, the kicker for the Cowboys. Aubrey.

[Tom Griswold]

Aubrey was his name.

[Josh Arnold]

Brandon 70.

[Chick McGee]

That's going to be awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He made a 65 yarder and it would have been good from 80.

[Chick McGee]

It seemed like it, didn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Way up the screen. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they do it?

[Josh Arnold]

Unbelievable, those straight on kickers. Mark Mosley sitting somewhere going, I was always kicking straight on.

[Chick McGee]

What was I thinking?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No. Okay, here we go. Trivia question. Who was the last straight on kicker? Was it.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say, Steve Cox? Maybe, I don't know. His last name was Cox.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I think he kicks. I know that. Maybe that's Don Cockroft.

[Chick McGee]

That's even funnier.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

Don Cockroach was a Cleveland Brown.

[Josh Arnold]

Cleveland Brown, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, we have to get to some letters right away because it.

[Chick McGee]

Was Sid and Croft.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's Seals and Croft.

[Josh Arnold]

Very funny. You don't remember that. There were a couple Tony Franklin of the Philadelphia Eagles jumps to mind. He kicked barefoot.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

There was an era where some NFL kickers kicked barefoot. And he was a great kicker.

[Pat Godwin]

That had to be terrible for your.

[Josh Arnold]

He said if he wore a shoe, he couldn't feel the ball.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, Chick Magee, this is. You're on a streak, huh? It says the last full time straight on kicker in the NFL was Mark Mosley.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

However, wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

He won the mvp, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

However, the last straight on field goal in an NFL game.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Was by Steve Cox.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1987.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, Chick. You got them both.

[Josh Arnold]

Boom, boom.

[Tom Griswold]

You got that. You got the game last night. Do you want to. You want to expand on that story?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Cardinals lose at home to The Seattle Seahawks, 23 20. Seattle leading comfortably for most of the game. But then Cardinals score 14 in the fourth quarter and tie things up at 20. And then due to the new kickoff rule, the Cardinals kicked the ball off to the Seahawks with like 40 seconds remaining. Somewhere around there. And the ball did not land in the landing zone, which is from the goal line to the 20. It fell short. It landed like at the 21. Ergo, the Seahawks got the ball at the 40. Oh, so they were going for a field goal and they just had to complete one pass. They did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

They did. They did. They're good kids. And. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dumb rule.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Jason Myers.

[Chick McGee]

Boy 2. Yeah, Jason. And Michael Myers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He kicked the winning field goal as time expired.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Very good. Now once again, go to bob and tom.com contest. Get your picks in. I want to start off with a real quick in just in case. I want to make sure this guy hears this. I'm going to put Josh on the spot. Hello. We've asked you this before, so I just want your first write out without giving it too much thought.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, I know Josh is kind of an expert on horror movies. Halloween is coming up. Do you have a good suggestion for three or four solid horror movies for me to watch?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I do it now. Boy. I mean, it's hard to. There's a lot going on. Halloween, the original Halloween, you should watch. You should watch Night of the Living Dead. I'm assuming this guy has never seen any. He doesn't really watch him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, not the Matthew McConaughey. No, that's Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 or something. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, he's in. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The. The beginning. Sorry. The new. The next generation.

[Josh Arnold]

Next gen. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's Night of the Living Dead. That's the original black and white made I guess, in the early 70s, 60s.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre from 1974.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And the Exorcist.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good.

[Josh Arnold]

I recommend the Omen. I like it. The Omen scared me way more than.

[Chick McGee]

The Omen is horrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, let's. Let's revise the list. Just a little bit of more or more recent movies. Which ones are the best? Is the Ring really scary?

[Chick McGee]

The Ring is scary, yeah. It's good. The Ring is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any that you recall being truly terrified? Not like jumping up and jumping, like. What do they call it? A jump Scare?

[Chick McGee]

Insidious. Insidious. Scared the hell out of me. And that's. That's recent. That. That really got me. So I recommend that.

[Josh Arnold]

What about weapons?

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't particularly. Well, there were a couple of moments where I was like, oh. But I wasn't particularly scared. I was creeped out a couple of times. What's that one with Toni Collette that was terrifying. Hereditary, as you agree? Yes. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

She should have won something for that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You would.

[Chick McGee]

Double feature of Hereditary and Midsommar and see if you can leave the house.

[Tom Griswold]

See. Yeah, that's. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. See if you can get out of bed.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember the first time I saw Psycho. I was in my 20s. I'd never seen it. I went. They did a special showing at a theater. They brought it back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

And I remember walking out, opening up the trunk of my Pontiac LeMans to make sure there wasn't a body in there. I am. I was terrified because I didn't know what was coming.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, man, that's even better to see it like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking about Psycho off Fear. Did you know in the book, Norman Bates?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's a chubby guy. Yeah, he's kind of a fat dude.

[Josh Arnold]

Big fat guy. Isn't that interesting?

[Chick McGee]

And in the book, Janet. Mary Crane.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is the line. This is a spoiler alert, so if you don't want to hear this, turn your volume down real quick. In the book, the line is. So it's the shower scene, right? And it's, you know, the mother, the butcher knife, Everything comes out. Mary Crane Season says it cut off her screams and her head. She's very clearly decapitated in the book.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And in the movie, it's my understanding when they filmed that, they didn't tell her that the water was going to be ice cold.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Hitchcock cranked it way down.

[Tom Griswold]

So her reaction when the shower went on.

[Chick McGee]

He was always doing stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

And wasn't the blood. Hershey's chocolate syrup? I thought.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I read Hershey's or Caro? Caro. Is it Karo? Karo or Caro?

[Pat Godwin]

I always heard carrots.

[Josh Arnold]

I love Karo.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir, we have a. Believe it or not, we have the dark. We have a. We have a bizarre Hershey Candy Company news story this morning involving a lawsuit.

[Josh Arnold]

Hershey. Hershey Highway.

[Tom Griswold]

No, just the Hershey Candy Company. It's a ridiculous lawsuit.

[Chick McGee]

Is Barbara Hershey involved?

[Tom Griswold]

You mean Barbara Siegel?

[Josh Arnold]

Boxcar.

[Chick McGee]

That is true.

[Josh Arnold]

Boxcar Bertha. Wasn't she in Boxcar Bertha?

[Tom Griswold]

I went to a press conference with Barbara Hershey. We were. We were informed just before it started. Do not bring up the Barbara Seagull. She changed her name to Barbara Siegel.

[Josh Arnold]

Briefly for about 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think maybe the. The gummies stopped kicking in. Who's to say? Coming up, we have our special. I'm very excited. We're gonna have a steak for breakfast. Omaha steaks for breakfast. What could be better right now? Let's check in with Chick Magee across the way.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

What's the code? I want to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

I'm coming, baby.

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Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick and it's time for emails from around the world.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent.

[Josh Arnold]

Brought to you by Hyundai fan mail from flounders. They all knew.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right, Bullwinkle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Fan mail from flounders. Oh, that trick never works. This time for sure. The all new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. What?

[Pat Godwin]

I was just Talking to one of the biggest car guys I know who has millions of cars. That is his pick of the week. He loves his Palisade. Loves it. Cannot talk highly enough.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who drove a Palisade?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Freddie Cannon.

[Josh Arnold]

Boom Boom Cannon.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he wrote the song Palisade Park.

[Josh Arnold]

There's never been a more aggressive vocal recorder. What do you mean?

[Pat Godwin]

I was shocked by his Palisade park.

[Chick McGee]

Is about him finding a spot.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Hell's Palisade Park. We're talking about a Hyundai Palisade.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so much more than just another suv.

[Pat Godwin]

It's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Suv. Suv. Suv. Do you love. Is your problem that we are Hyundai USA dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the song that chick is. Is referencing here, Christine.

[Chick McGee]

It is insistent.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen to this vocal right in your face.

[Chick McGee]

That's where the girls are scared.

[Tom Griswold]

And today's trivia question. Chris Healy.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead, tell him. Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrote that.

[Pat Godwin]

Who wrote it not.

[Chick McGee]

Can you give her a hint?

[Tom Griswold]

Not Freddy Boom Boom Cannon.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll give you a hint. All right, we'll be back with right after.

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Pat Godwin]

The guy from the Gong Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was involved in a lot of. And the CIA. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a good movie. Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

What was his name?

[Chick McGee]

Chuck Paris.

[Pat Godwin]

Chuck Paris. Yeah. What is the name of that movie? I've never seen it. I've always wanted to.

[Josh Arnold]

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

George. George is in it. Yeah. And Julia.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Palisades part. So what we were talking about the Hyundai Palisade, but they. That's not on the commercials, right? They don't.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't use.

[Chick McGee]

No, they wouldn't do that. Yeah, that's not.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a beautiful three seat.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a beautiful three space.

[Josh Arnold]

You can drive it on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Hyundai.

[Pat Godwin]

They almost had me convinced to trade my Tucson for a Palisade last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I've had my car two years, you.

[Chick McGee]

Know, as long as funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you got to get off.

[Chick McGee]

It starts off with like that. That sort of carnival esque whistle. You're like, oh, that's. That's a little abrasive. And then the singing starts like. Holy. That's exactly how I felt. I had no idea. I thought the intro was abrasive.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, the microphones aren't working today. You're going to have to yell out loud enough for the vinyl to just turn the organ. So in the sound, I'd like to.

[Josh Arnold]

Meet the producer who said clicked it on. All right. We're not gonna get one better than that. Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Should we Put the organ down a little. Nah, it's fine. Everything.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if this is a question for an engineer. I wonder if because of the nature of AM radio back in the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I bet so.

[Tom Griswold]

And the nature of a car radios back then, probably a lot less sophisticated spinny anyway. I wonder if that maybe sounded a lot better.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that a lot of artists we've talked to, they'll be working on a record and they'll quite. To this day, they'll get in a car and they'll play it in a car to see.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Just to see how it sounds.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

That's smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Because a lot of listening is done and they just. They want to. They'll, you know, put it on whatever, a disc, or they'll have it digitally put on their phone. They'll get in the car and play it that way. Okay. Wait a minute. You know, in the car, I didn't hear this or that sort of. So that may be part of that assault on the ears. That is Palisades Park. It is time for letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes, it is. I got a bunch over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, me too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've got some good ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

I got none. What about you, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, you have the advantage.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. We've discussed cremation and even corpses, per Tom's request, being shot out of cannons and stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

In my defense, we had a news story yesterday. New Jersey has now legalized this. It's one of a handful of states, 14 states now, that have legalized a different way of disposing with a body composting.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They put it in some kind of metal drum with straw, spin it around for a couple months, and you end up with a pile of soil, like material.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And coffee grounds.

[Chick McGee]

This you can plant to remains being shot out of a cannon.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

When my cousin passed. This comes from Ray. He says he requested he be cremated and that his cremains be shot out of a cannon.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

We honored his request. In fact, there were enough cremains to fire the cannon twice. It was awesome. I have video if you're interested.

[Pat Godwin]

Where do you get a cannon?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. And he's. This is from Salem, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard of that, but I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Sure where it is, which he won.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to. We used to have a cannon at Camp Heya Wenta.

[Chick McGee]

That was actually.

[Tom Griswold]

That would. You'd put shotgun shells in it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It would. It would start the day. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It would end the day, but. And it Was so cool. And then some of the guys didn't believe that they were really. There was really shot in the shotgun shells. So one day they set up a big giant piece of cardboard really in front of the can at about, I don't know, six feet and back. That it was destroyed by the buckshot.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad they were. They weren't sure, but they weren't so confident that they stood in front of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. You always read about two idiots that are drunk doing that. There's no shot in that one. Look, Earl. Boom.

[Josh Arnold]

The bulletproof vest testers.

[Tom Griswold]

That just happened again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know it seems like it happens every year.

[Tom Griswold]

About a month ago, I didn't bring the story in because it was so sad.

[Chick McGee]

One of those. Hey, let's see if.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The holding up the phone book things. Yeah, I kind of. There's this. This method. What's it called again? Composting.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Human composting.

[Tom Griswold]

I got another one about that because apparently you can put it in the garden and.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, grandma's tomatoes are. This is from Brian in Iowa. You guys were talking about body composting. When I pass away, I want my body composted and a hazelnut tree planted over my remains. That way I'll know that years from now as I'm rotting in hell, I'll be laughing as people are eating my nuts. Okay, Brian, thank you very much. Very thoughtful. It's right to it.

[Josh Arnold]

That is thoughtful. And psychotic. I think. Well, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedic turn.

[Chick McGee]

He's prepared to be rotting.

[Tom Griswold]

At least he knows where he's going. You've got that going chick. McGee's over there. I can see him at the sports desk. You have more letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. We were talking about expiration dates on food and if it goes past the day, would you eat them? And I said more or less. No. Although last I think last night I had some cream cheese that was on the day.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I live it on the edge. It was the same the same day. Expired. I opened it, smelled it. It was okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they Aren't most of those way too early?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think so. I would think maybe they're just suggestions.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they want you to. I guess the logic is throw it away and then you got to buy another one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't like best buy A certain date.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Give me.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Poison by.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there should be a little color code thing on it that turns.

[Tom Griswold]

What level of illness will you. Well, if you eat this on Thursday, mild fever. Eat it eat it on the following Sunday. Possible convulsions and death.

[Pat Godwin]

Those Yuck stickers, you know those little. Yuck.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Yuck.

[Pat Godwin]

Mr. YUCK. They could make like Mr. Yuck.

[Josh Arnold]

If it says best by the third, what happens on the fourth?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's just. I think the suggestion is it's just not as good. Like that's kind of what I. That's what it tells me. What about sour cream?

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know when it goes bad? I'm not sure. I'm not sure who just walked in the room.

[Chick McGee]

That's my opening.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shecky Macaque.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I just ate something that was 37 days past the best Buy date.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I am still alive. That's from Russell. Thank you, Russell.

[Chick McGee]

Good to know.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate that. That.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the thing we talked about. Scientists are developing a paper based sensor that will actually detect spoilage and contamination food.

[Pat Godwin]

See, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty interesting. Now what we also need, I was thinking would be laundry tags for single men.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All of a sudden the words wash me would come up on one of the tags or you are going to remain undateable.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm done with the. The symbols instead of the printed out. What? Wash and cold with like thank you chick. I don't know what the hell's going on. It's like a washing machine with an ax and a dryer with.

[Chick McGee]

No, those are. It's for the blind.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, someone can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's an embossed desk because they can't read words.

[Josh Arnold]

I humbly. I humbly apologize.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry are.

[Chick McGee]

Just use your head next time.

[Pat Godwin]

I should buy you a poster. There is a poster out there that you can hang in your laundry room that actually knows.

[Josh Arnold]

I need that.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. It's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

I got no idea, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go ahead. You.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Bob and Top show, Travis is offering a list of things that you guys have talked about too much.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. He did. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

These are simply suggestions. Number one, Dutch doors.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's back that off a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I didn't mention Dutch doors today.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just telling you. Smokey the Bear.

[Tom Griswold]

We haven't mentioned Smokey. And it's Smokey Bear, by the way. Smokey the Bear.

[Josh Arnold]

Illiterate and of course Chuck Norris jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

And we haven't done that. We did one Chuck Norris joke in the last month.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we did it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would love to have that check.

[Chick McGee]

We did two the other day. The other day when we did that List.

[Josh Arnold]

And according.

[Tom Griswold]

When we read the same letter and.

[Josh Arnold]

According to Ronald's email, this was sent into us by Chuck Norris. Oh, how about that, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Even he wants us to stop.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Question here from Daniel. I mentioned going to see. Every now and again, I'll visit my pops in the boneyard, and.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

He says, does Josh take the banjo when he goes to see his dad? Oh, that would be nice, right? Sit kind of with my back up against the tombstone, kind of strumming away.

[Tom Griswold]

But you never learned how to play.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And here's why.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to give the background on that?

[Josh Arnold]

It's really hard, right? First of all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My dad. My dad always had a banjo when he was younger, and he always had it and never really heard him play it much. But he did when he was younger, apparently. Or maybe just sat there.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

But when he died, I took it. And it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was left to you, though?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, not. No, I just took it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys worked it out, and I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

I want Josh to have the banjo. I just said, hey, I'm taking him.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the brothers got a dollar figure. All of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Does one of your three brothers play banjo?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here. Here's the original thought on this when.

[Chick McGee]

Joshua first talked about it legitimately. Now the owner of a banjo.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I need to get it in here and see if. How did that happen? My dad died. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Gleefully.

[Chick McGee]

But I started learning it, and it's a little too old. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's unrepairable, apparently. Yeah. So I don't know what to do with that. So I'm gonna get a different one. But I. I don't know if I want to, because they're heavy banjos, aren't.

[Tom Griswold]

They are heavy. Yeah. Put in a. Put it in a box and. Shadow box.

[Chick McGee]

Do your tears get on the strings when you play? Oh, geez. I mean, it's just a mess now.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of spoilage, we had this interesting story.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Scientists have created an artificial tongue.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Put it right on my tank.

[Josh Arnold]

You think women will buy that?

[Pat Godwin]

They have one of those already.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen the artificial tongues that you click it anyway?

[Chick McGee]

I have seen them. I. I don't know how I haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

Bought one just to have.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't. I don't know how.

[Tom Griswold]

But apparently this. This thing can actually detect taste.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't need that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty cool. But they'll. They'll be they'll be using. It's. It's for science. For testing stuff, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Think of that. A first date. Put it over there by your books and your CDs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The problem is who do you listen to?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell is this? You like that? I didn't say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently the. The problem with this artificial tongue is because of AI technology, it's also capable of telling you where you put it and telling other people where you put it. Last night, this thing. You might want to. You might want to use some extra toothpaste on it. Tastes a little bit like duty.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Did you ever do that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No. Thank you very much. We have a. No more letters. This is a shirt recommended for me. A T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Made by a company called Ray Gun in Iowa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. After your favorite break dancer.

[Tom Griswold]

The shirt says the Great Lakes. 20,000 plus years, no shark attacks. It's all true. Not a one that I'm aware.

[Josh Arnold]

There are not. I don't know this. I'm asking there.

[Chick McGee]

Are there freshwater sharks or has one made it to one of the Great Lakes? And I bet it has.

[Josh Arnold]

How long would a saltwater shark last in freshwater?

[Chick McGee]

Good question.

[Josh Arnold]

Or would you have to take his own salt?

[Chick McGee]

It happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he has his own salt shake.

[Chick McGee]

They found him in the Mississippi.

[Pat Godwin]

They can live in brackish water.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that salt in front of like a carrot?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, how you doing? Hold on a second.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, that's better.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

You're saying it's not accurate that there are no shark attacks in the Great Lakes. We do have a story coming out of Michigan today involving a alligator.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

On the loose.

[Josh Arnold]

There's your t shirt, Tom. 24.95 on the video screen. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Great legs. 20,000 plus years. No shark attacks. Coming up, we have more poster art and posters that you had hanging up in your room back in the day, by the way, in you were talking about the so called boneyard, as you called it. The place where your father's remains are resting in peace.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're long gone. He was cremated and put in a biodegradable capsule thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, that's nice. Don't you think that's close to number one where people have sex cemetery outside of the house.

[Chick McGee]

No, I bet it's. I bet it's in the top 10.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's top five.

[Chick McGee]

It might be.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, I'm gonna rattle your world. Yes, some sharks can live in fresh water, particularly the bull shark and the speartooth shark. And the Ganges shark, believed to be the only species found exclusively in freshwater.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in the Ganges River. It eats PR cadavers and turds.

[Pat Godwin]

Knew you would love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous sewage system directly into the water we drink.

[Chick McGee]

That is a tough dinner boat cruise.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy, this is.

[Chick McGee]

Take this into the hall.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy writes, I was riding in the car with my 5 year old. I drove past a cemetery and he said, oh, look, there's the statue park.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really nice. Well, coming up we have. Oh, it's going to be steak time. Very excited. We're doing Omaha Steaks. Our grill out. Coming up, our tailgate party. And we have a special surprise set of guests coming in. Not just one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, twins.

[Tom Griswold]

More than that.

[Josh Arnold]

Conjoined twins.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're going to be quite surprised. It's something that I'm a big fan of.

[Josh Arnold]

Does that count as two guests? If a conjoined twin comes in, that would be.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be two guys.

[Josh Arnold]

We count the number of heads.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But what if they're.

[Tom Griswold]

But they have to go to the bathroom separately. What if they're attached standards? They're fraternal conjoined twins. Very rare, dear.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the most famous did the talk show. They were joined at the head and then they didn't look alike at all.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not kidding. Look it up on anything else because the one kept her head over like this and the other one sat on a stool with wheels on it.

[Chick McGee]

And they would.

[Josh Arnold]

One would walk around the other one.

[Tom Griswold]

See that one on the left?

[Chick McGee]

That's my future wife.

[Tom Griswold]

How did we get there? What did I do?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't say Siamese.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now.

[Josh Arnold]

I use the proper talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone have a bus ticket? I just want to see if we can get one in here to run him over.

[Josh Arnold]

Where am I going?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

My face.

[Tom Griswold]

What'd you say?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a tough one.

[Chick McGee]

My face?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Your attitude.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The words you say, the things you think, the food you eat, clothes you wear, the house you live in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm hating.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we'll review all those things in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold. He wants to talk about me.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes. We've got a special special tailgate party coming up today here in the Boba Time show with a gigantic surprise.

[Chick McGee]

You hear that, ace? Excited. I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you need a cheer.

[Pat Godwin]

I can remember some cheers.

[Josh Arnold]

We need to get some pom poms. You know what we need is a one of those big tables or the big long plastic tables like Buffalo Bills mafia. We'll jump off a van and land on it. How about. I'll do that if we get a table body shots. I'm lying right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. No. Have we finished our letter segment or do we want to do a few more? I got a bunch of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it okay if I go?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In high school, says Dave, I gave my girlfriend a hickey. We discussed hickeys yesterday. I love them. I loved getting them.

[Josh Arnold]

You real. You've talked about this numerous.

[Chick McGee]

If they were socially acceptable, I would. I'd have them all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I think it feels so good just be sucked on.

[Pat Godwin]

So I bet. I think most men.

[Josh Arnold]

Today's. Today's quote is, it's just feels so good to be sucked up.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad that sentence didn't end in off.

[Chick McGee]

Will you guys not make this dirty? He says, I gave my girlfriend hickey. She worked at Hardee's, and when I went to see her, my work was very evident. Oh, her irritated boss came up to me, handed me a coupon and said, next time you're hungry, use this.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Dave from Davenport.

[Josh Arnold]

That's on brand, though. Somebody with a hickey working at a fast food place, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about expiration dates, and we had this story just a couple weeks ago. Hostess recalled at the time several. Lots of Ding Dongs. So this was back in late August. So if you're buying your Ding Dongs, you might want to check online.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care if Ding Dongs are a year, two years, I don't care. No, they're that good.

[Pat Godwin]

I used to have one in my lunch every day. Fact.

[Chick McGee]

A Ding Dong. Yeah, those recall Ding Dongs. If Hostess. If you need a little help clearing those out.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I. We know some guys.

[Josh Arnold]

You. You call me and Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be right over there's. Apparently an issue of mold on a couple of special lots. And that might make them more healthy. Actually, right. Now that I think about it, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Dirty mouth. Don't knock a ding dong.

[Chick McGee]

I missed the foil ones.

[Pat Godwin]

I do too. Did they get smaller or did our hands get bigger?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. What are we talking about?

[Pat Godwin]

Ding dong.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very, very good now. Well, Pat, don't you have a song about expiration? I do indeed. Dates on food.

[Chick McGee]

At the Exxon was a display I was starving Thought, what the hey? So I ate it Now I regret it. Gas station sushi. Although wasabi wasn't hot Sashimi was gray I should have thought past expiration Good explanation. Gas station sushi. I guess it smelled too fishy Like a tuna trawler and the sun. Soon my insides got squishy.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoops.

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me, I gotta run. My stomach's rumbling. My face is splotchy. Next time I'll buy steak and use a hibachi. But I kept grinning. I wiped my chin and ate more sushi. Gas station sushi.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You want to watch the expiration date on your gas Station Sushi? Chick McGee. A huge fan of gas station chicken salad, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Chicken salad, egg salad, tuna salad. Not sushi, though.

[Chick McGee]

Where you at on a ham salad?

[Josh Arnold]

I like a good ham club cracker. Who has the best ham salad? Honey baked ham.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't even considered.

[Pat Godwin]

We grew up on Safeway. Ham salad. It's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Safe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow. The honey baked ham is. It's a religious experience.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, my life was altered for life when I found out ham salad had mayonnaise in it. Oh, because I ate that as a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

No one told me you enjoyed it. Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

Never had it again.

[Josh Arnold]

What did that tell you?

[Tom Griswold]

Mayonnaise. Very good. Now, coming up, we are going to be doing our tailgate party. Some Omaha steaks. Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a special surprise. Wait till you see this chick. You're to be so excited.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, it's up on the thing. We all know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

What they put it up there for, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Lunatic. I heard it. I heard about it yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

We're in at the park. It will be exciting. It will be exciting, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

The listeners don't. So it'll be a surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

People around here need to learn how to zip it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, why does that bother you so much that when we are coming in to do our job, we know a little bit about what we're doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Other than no one is ever every.

[Josh Arnold]

Day It's a surprise party.

[Tom Griswold]

No one has ever said he knows what he's doing.

[Chick McGee]

No, I always want to surprise us. We're never allowed to surprise you.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate surprises. Now we'll come back with some Omaha steaks. We're going to get the grill up and running here in just a second.

[Josh Arnold]

To be sucked on.

[Tom Griswold]

We also have coming up a bizarre story involving Costco. Really amazing and international relations. Plus we have manhole cover news and what might make you less attractive to your partner. We're gonna let you know. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Packages by Expedia. You were made to occasionally take the hard route to the top of the Eiffel Tower. We were made to easily bundle your trip Expedia Made to travel flight inclusive packages are atoll protected.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat God with.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee. We're getting ready for our Omaha Steaks Grill out a little tailgate party with a special surprise guest. A surprise for our listeners, not a surprise for you guys because somebody leaked it. We, we were talking about posters and growing up we all had posters in our room, in our various rooms. And I mentioned the famous, famous.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh boy, here we go again.

[Tom Griswold]

Frank Zappa, iconic, the great composer, guitarist, a band leader, Frank Zappa.

[Josh Arnold]

What would it take to convince you that over 80% of respondents today would not know what you're talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I, I can't help the uninformed and ignorant. I can't fix them.

[Josh Arnold]

But you see why it's not. Not what you say. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. It was of, of a certain era.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What the biggest selling poster is right now among young people. It's probably one of the K pop bands, I'm assuming maybe. Oh my God. I've got more pictures of Taylor Swift at my house than I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they on their walls? The posters are on their walls. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Not your room.

[Josh Arnold]

Right over the side of the bed you sleep in.

[Pat Godwin]

Wouldn't that be sweet?

[Tom Griswold]

Are they taped to the wall?

[Chick McGee]

Good night, Tay.

[Josh Arnold]

Tay. We got bad blood.

[Tom Griswold]

If I could get. If I could get to our letter from Anthony Sinisi, of course. A well known genius.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a main guy.

[Tom Griswold]

This summer, a friend sent this picture to me. This was taken in a coffee shop in Barcelona, Spain. And it's a photograph of a good look. I bet they have great coffee. Coffee. And I love coffee shops, of course. But I'm getting away from the point of it. There it is, right on the wall. The iconic Phi Zappa crappa poster. Which Tom says was the iconic poster.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that must prove you're. You're correct.

[Josh Arnold]

There we go. You know what? You're right, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I stand correctly too. We all apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazingly popular.

[Chick McGee]

Now we can move.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, people. Now they just carry. They have one on their wall at home and one in the trunk.

[Tom Griswold]

If you get it. If you get a chance, perhaps go see Frank's son. He's got a great band.

[Josh Arnold]

I find that hard to believe, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's an amazing guitar player.

[Chick McGee]

If you were to talk to somebody who is not familiar with Frank Zappa's music. One or two songs that you might suggest to them.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the one that's probably got the most airplay, believe it or not, was don't eat that Yellow Snow.

[Pat Godwin]

The only one I know.

[Chick McGee]

Valley Girl is probably bigger, don't you think?

[Josh Arnold]

From the fabulous Frank Zappa album, Shake your booty.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Frank was interested guy and a brilliant guitar player.

[Pat Godwin]

Not a looker, though.

[Josh Arnold]

No, ugly guy is long.

[Tom Griswold]

He had his own look.

[Pat Godwin]

He had a look, but he looked.

[Josh Arnold]

Like he had one of those fake. Fake glass and nose thing with.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Giant nose.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Awful facial.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You judge someone on how they look. What's wrong with you guys?

[Josh Arnold]

True. At least Frank wasn't overweight. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Very slender man.

[Pat Godwin]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Humphrey. Take a step away from the butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. My poster. The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. That was everywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you call 12 Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders at the bottom of the ocean?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

What a good start.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, check.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear about the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader that woke up underneath the dairy cow?

[Josh Arnold]

No. She goes.

[Chick McGee]

What are you fellas still doing here?

[Tom Griswold]

You see what's happening here?

[Josh Arnold]

Because it feels good to be sucked up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, off.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't sit.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I had two motocross posters. Moto I or I ordered from the Scholastic book Catalog.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Pat Godwin]

Me, too.

[Josh Arnold]

It was such a gigantic day when that. That catalog would hit your jazz and.

[Pat Godwin]

Your books would come, like, a month later.

[Chick McGee]

We were never allowed to get posters or stickers, though we had to get.

[Josh Arnold]

And I would steal the money out of my mom's purse. And the beating I received was well worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Mr. Eller. And then he goes. By the time I got to high school, I, of course, had Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Teagues posters in college, three St. Paulie Girl posters in my living room.

[Josh Arnold]

In my living room now.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this next sentence. This is really quite poetic, Mr. Ella Wright. After getting married, I churched things up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I put up the Maxell tape ad.

[Josh Arnold]

I say that was more popular than 5 Zappa.

[Pat Godwin]

Crap. I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, Guys, guys. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not saying that the Frank Zappa poster was all that popular. It was just iconic that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Among a certain level of. Of hipsters.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, I don't know how, but you're. You're almost old enough to run for president. Absolutely. You absolutely should be our leader.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Mr. Ellerites.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

I churched things up with the Max L. Tape ad and the obligatory Ansel Adams print. Both framed, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Ansel Adams. That was a big one.

[Tom Griswold]

The Maxell Adam was the. It shows a guy sitting in a chair, and the sound is so loud as he's blowing his hair back. One of the great ads of all time.

[Pat Godwin]

Beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

My roommate at one point had a subscription to Playboy, and he decided he would start taking the centerfolds out and putting them on the wall. So each month as he got one, he would put it up on the wall of our living room.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

And I remember my parents visited. And my dad. My dad looked at both of us and he goes, I get what you're doing, but you don't want to be these guys.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very good.

[Chick McGee]

We was down that day.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very good advice.

[Chick McGee]

He's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

Present it in a way that you would receive it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Okay, now this is going to end the topic. I get it. There are certain things we've beaten to death. But I would feel bad if I didn't read Aaron's letter.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We don't want you to be remiss. Nobody wants to be remiss.

[Tom Griswold]

It's, of course, about the great Frank Zappa poster. I also had the who, the Beatles, the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Robert Crumb and of course Frank Zappa on Phi Zappa Crappa. When I moved to my own place, I put Zappa on the bathroom door.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Then my wife moved to. In. It's. It's. It's. It's gone.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even on the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me about the.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in the garage.

[Chick McGee]

The Furry Freak Brothers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't know what that is.

[Chick McGee]

I just remember hearing.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this another Ivy League snooty?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that was the. What's his name? The drawing freak.

[Josh Arnold]

No idea. Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Was not the. I'm sorry, I can't think of it. Keep on Trucking.

[Pat Godwin]

Did that. It was an underground comic about a fictional trio of stoner characters.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that might make sense because R. Crumb did.

[Pat Godwin]

Created by Gilbert Shelton.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. Is that the guy that did Fritz the Can? Maybe. I don't know. In any event, congratulations, he does still have the Frank Zappa Phi Zappa crap up poster in his garage.

[Chick McGee]

And I believe Ralph Bakshi did the Furry Freak Brothers. Yeah. Okay. I like him.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, we can move on now. We have Chick McGee at the sports desk. What's happening?

[Josh Arnold]

We still have letters. Dear Bob and Tom show. Last night was the first time I've seen the Arizona Cardinal Cardinals new uniforms. Oh, was it supposed to look like a bird crapped all over them or was that supposed to be something else? I believe we have a picture from last night's game where The Seahawks won 2320 on Jason Myers 52 yard field goal. I zoom in on those. Maybe we can see. I guess maybe in person it looks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're kind of speckled.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're.

[Chick McGee]

They almost look moldy. Have you ever taken a. A T shirt out?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

What is that supposed to be sand?

[Pat Godwin]

It's supposed to be sand.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, that's doesn't read like that. Yeah, no. It may have been what they were.

[Pat Godwin]

Going for the desert. Oh, okay. Because they're from Phoenix.

[Josh Arnold]

Zoom in on. The helmets were really cool. Actually. I kind of like the helmets. Yeah. See those.

[Pat Godwin]

That Cardinal looks pissed.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at. Look how mean those Cardinals are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, this. This. The speckling on the white jerseys could get lost.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

No one would be very, very upset.

[Josh Arnold]

There was. I follow someone on Instagram that the things that were. They got away with during the age of Catho Raid tube television because the definition was. And they showed a picture of Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible Hulk and a Close up of his feet. And you thought he was probably barefoot as the hunter Hulk. No, he had little large ballet slippers on.

[Chick McGee]

Weird.

[Josh Arnold]

During the entire filming.

[Chick McGee]

But you wouldn't have noticed.

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't have noticed it at all on your TV that you were using at that time. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, times change.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

They certainly do.

[Josh Arnold]

They sure do.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's coming up in sports?

[Josh Arnold]

NFL from last night. Seahawks win as time expires. The Ryder cup is gearing up at Beth Beth Page Black and WNBA playoffs game threes tonight between Indianapolis, Indiana and Vegas. And link the Mercury, the Lynx and the Phoenix Mercury and Yogi Bear, Yogi.

[Tom Griswold]

Berra, Yogi Bear baseball players.

[Josh Arnold]

Guess who gave me a story about old New York Yankees. We'll talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great story about being a kid. Kid again. All right. Terrific. Probably the most heartwarming story we'll hear.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you were a kid when Yogi Berra played, you're most likely dead right now.

[Tom Griswold]

They were celebrating Yogi's 100th birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

100Th birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a sweet and happy story.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a lot of birthdays.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know what does make you happy and sweet? Prize picks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

All right, check out Prize Picks. And coming up in the news, we've got garlic and boobs.

[Josh Arnold]

Two things I absolutely love.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Elvis and we have Kiss, and we've got Wedding Cake Rescue, which doesn't Wedding Cake rescue sound like a TV show on the Food Network?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we've got a real one in real life. It's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

I was a tromboner. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. That's Christy Lee there. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Judas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're in trouble now, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Etu. Chicky.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a special event. We are having our first tailgate party of the season.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice crisp air. I hope wherever you are, the air is crisp and clean and you're ready to do some tailgating. A lot of college football, high school football, pro football, all happening this week and not to mention every other sport out there. But it's. This is grilling season, of course. So we've gotten together and we've gotten ourselves a stack o stakes from Omaha Steaks. And I believe we have our own Jess Hooker out in the. There we go. We've got Jess out there looking good. Hi, Jess. You're outside under the tent. What's happening out there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, actually, I'm out here with smoking pastor Jordan. Hey, Jordan. He's taking over the grilling duties today, so I get to lay back and just eat the food. I'm really excited about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But we're starting out with the fan favorites here on the Bob and Tom Show. The Gourmet Jumbo franks and the gourmet bratwurst. They're already on the grill right now. Jordan, how's it coming?

[Chick McGee]

They're looking pretty good. They're smelling good. They got those grill marks. Are you extra done?

[Christy Lee]

I'm an extra done dog.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, me too.

[Christy Lee]

What about you guys in the studio? How do you like a dog?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I love. I love a medium rare steak, but an extra done dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds like a band at Coachella.

[Pat Godwin]

Extra done dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Extra dun dog. Are you kidding me? They open for the who album Sweet Relish. We should point out the smoking past. When I first. I first met the smoking pastor and was. And he handed me his card, I thought, is this some kind of marijuana thing? That I'm supposed to know about. It's all about. It's about smoking. Beef, pork, etc. Etc.

[Josh Arnold]

Say, meat. Smoke your meat.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you smoke fish?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't keep them lit, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Sorry, Jordan. Sometimes you just have to do the job.

[Josh Arnold]

They call him the Smoking Pastor because he smokes his meat and he opens and looks at that mean. Jesus Christ.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Are you an actual pastor or is it just a nickname?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We could use some. We could use some blessings in here, Pastor Jordan.

[Chick McGee]

Apology.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been never since my last confession.

[Christy Lee]

And can you do last rights? Because I think Chick just ruined my surprise earlier and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, we can make that happen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay, good. You'd be making a lot of people happy.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I on my way out?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, the Smoking Pastor is out there and we're going to be grilling some Omaha steaks. We've got some of those delicious. You can't even call them hot dogs. You got to call them jumbo franks. You guys get going. We'll start some eating soon. Thank you very much, Jess.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I can't wait to try the bratwurst.

[Tom Griswold]

My God, we got the. We got the cameras up and running. You can watch this on YouTube right now.

[Chick McGee]

Look at us.

[Tom Griswold]

We are going to switch gears and go from food to sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope. One more letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They're Bob and Tom Show. I'm Todd from Buckhorn, California.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Toddy.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a miniature poodle. They walk with their tail up from behind.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking the other day. Say nicknames. You name your name. Your puppy dog, like Pat or Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

But you have Fido. But you have a nickname.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, like Bubby. I have Bubby.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your name? What's the nickname for your dog?

[Josh Arnold]

Your dogs, Doodle Baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Monkey Girl and Monkey Girl. Okay. Or Josephine.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Are they listening right now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've got the radio for him on. Okay. Anyway, my poodle, it walks with her tail up from behind. His tail up from behind so you can see his butt and his sack. So his nickname's Butt Nut.

[Chick McGee]

But Nut. Come here, Butt Nut.

[Josh Arnold]

He lived. He lived for 18 years. 11 months.

[Tom Griswold]

Used to be a mayor, interestingly enough.

[Josh Arnold]

But not. That is very close. Very, very close.

[Tom Griswold]

Like to apologize to the late. Sorry. That's kind of an insult side joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Thursday Night Football. Jason myers made a 52 yard field goal. Time expired, Sam. That damn Sam Darnold. 242 yards and a touchdown. Seahawks withstood a late rally by Kyler Murray.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember the Disney film that Darn Cat?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe Dean Jones was in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though I was a kid, I had no desire to see that. No, I have never seen it.

[Chick McGee]

It's one of my favorite titles of all time. And I too have never seen it because I just. I. The movie, I imagine, is better than what it is, I'm sure. Oh, that darn cat tells you everything.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that darn cat. I like the computer, wore tennis shoes. Kurt Russell.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. Apple Jack was in that for. There's some code. And his brain was hooked up to the computer and. Oh, I believe Keenan Wynn was in that. Anyway, Seahawks win 23:20. His time expires with a kick.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

With a field goal.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, Mr. McGee, I want to get this out there that you are predicting this season. What will happen?

[Josh Arnold]

A 70 yard field goal before this season, regular season's over.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll like this. There's a famous episode of the Johnny Carson show, the Tonight show, which Johnny Carson and the soccer style kickers were just hitting the NFL. And Alex Karras, who you know, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

He'S only a pawn in the game of life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Played Mongo and Blazing Saddle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Alex Karras and George Papadopoulos and Webster.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Proud to say I never saw a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Alex Karras was mocking the fact that most of these guys were European. Right. He was mocking the. Was. Who was the first one? Jan Stenner Root or. Yeah, but he was.

[Chick McGee]

He was mocking Malmsteen.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

He would say, oh, look at this guy. He kick touchdown. Yeah. Famously say stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Carrots would go, oh, look, he kick a touchdown. Things have changed. So we'll look for that 70.

[Josh Arnold]

Oddly enough, Tom Dempsey, who had the.

[Pat Godwin]

A foot and a half, let mama take care of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Who kicked the 63 yard field goals record forever. Alex Garris was on the defensive line for the Lions when the guy kicked it and he said it sounded like a cannon went off the field goal.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's the guy that had half his foot missing. So he had a big large.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not fair.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't think so either when it happened. Overcoming adversity.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. That shoe is like a block of wood, though, for a foot.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like having a club get a bat. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You think we have a kicker, cut off his foot and put a block of wood there. How bad do you want to be in the NFL, son?

[Chick McGee]

Boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Only if it's natural.

[Chick McGee]

Has there ever been a prosthetic used in the NFL?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that'd be something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean? Like a hook hook?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he got in the ball, but it's deflated, I guess got.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's hockey. Isn't there hooking in hockey?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a penalty. Hooking. Five minute Major. The Ryder cup is ready to.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. They canceled it. No more horses.

[Josh Arnold]

Beth Page, Black Farmingdale.

[Chick McGee]

I always like the Ryder Cup.

[Josh Arnold]

I was concerned. I did, too. They asked us against the world. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that where they score like 5 to 5?

[Tom Griswold]

Game the normal way.

[Chick McGee]

Great. John Feinstein is a wonderful book about the Writer Cup. I recommend it.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called?

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an odd title.

[Pat Godwin]

That'd be a funny book.

[Chick McGee]

I wish I did remember. I read it a couple years ago. It's really good.

[Josh Arnold]

Stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

World record.

[Josh Arnold]

And now. World record I found. Brazilian skateboarding legend Sandro Diaz made history breaking 2 Guinness World Records after dropping in from a curved facade of the 22 story Centro administration Fernando Ferrar building in Porto Alegre, Brazil.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

During the project named Red Bull Building drop, Diaz hit a speed of 103km per hour. Look that up, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. That's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's fast.

[Chick McGee]

That's fast. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Skating from a height of 70 meters, which I believe is 1,200ft.

[Tom Griswold]

Feet. Next. Next time, give me the story.

[Josh Arnold]

It was measured from the. Shut up. From the lowest point of the ramp to the platform. We have video of this guy. You're not going to believe it. If you don't crap your pants when you see this guy, it'll be something else. Here he goes. There he is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy hell. There it is.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, the building is shaped like a rail.

[Josh Arnold]

An ultimate scarlet skate drop.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

That had to be.

[Tom Griswold]

So the first part of it, he's going straight down. Yes, Straight down.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, how did he not lose his board?

[Chick McGee]

Picture somebody skating down the side of the Luxor. Exactly. Here. And I mean, I know it's a little different, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you want to think size, scale that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And then they have a curve. So. And then they have some sort of style or spongy wall. He runs.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it was made to be skateboarded down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Those. Those spongy walls, they also. They make those pits of those things.

[Pat Godwin]

Gymnastics for Training.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, those are great.

[Tom Griswold]

They have them at a lot. Hard to get out of a lot of kids places.

[Chick McGee]

They're easier to get out of them. Like balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've jumped. I've actually, I've been in one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

They haven't. They haven't. Like the places. Yeah, those places you jump in with.

[Josh Arnold]

The kids and play with them every.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're. It's really. They're what? They're like basketball size, but they're cubed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's hundreds of them in there.

[Josh Arnold]

And they break your fall. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's the. What was it? Sean White, the Flying tomato. Yeah. He trained with those because that way you can land and not kill yourself, which is good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I don't know how the board stayed on his feet.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you stick them. Maybe he.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's a sucking porter. Yeah. No, he knows.

[Pat Godwin]

But I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, here's a different angle.

[Chick McGee]

Terrifying. It's straight down. I mean, it looks like it's. That's worse than what I thought. It's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a documentary called man on Wire where the guy.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great documentary.

[Josh Arnold]

Had a wire stretched between the two World Trade Centers and he would. He. He balanced himself and walked across on the wire. He said the worst part of that was the first step.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because there's plenty of give you need. Oh, that's a great documentary.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a great document on a different.

[Tom Griswold]

The book you were referring to was the first major.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It's great. It's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

The inside story of the 2016 Ryder cup by the late, great John Fox.

[Chick McGee]

And you do not have to be a golf fan to get completely enthralled by it.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the best.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the best.

[Josh Arnold]

It's because he didn't like me, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

He loved you.

[Josh Arnold]

He made a point of saying he didn't like me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Game threes tonight in the wnba. The Fever hosting Vegas. That one. Game of Peace at 7:30 Eastern. And then the Links and Phoenix get together in Pohonics. That's at 9:30 Eastern tonight. That one also at a game of peace. Dodgers clinched their division last night. Tigers and Cleveland are tied atop the Central still with three games left. And now something we can put our teeth into.

[Chick McGee]

Colorado still 46 games back or 48.

[Josh Arnold]

Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wait a second. Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, the Cardinals are doing well.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the matter?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you were talking about that famous Kicker Tom Dempsey.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think he's passed away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I didn't, I didn't know that. I just, I just. He died on, in april of, of 2020 at the age of 73.

[Josh Arnold]

Bear attack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, when he kicked the bucket, by the way, it went 70 yards. So that, that's certainly.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he sucked us in with that. He sounded real sad. Yeah, he seemed like he was real bumped down and then just stabbed us in the, in the side.

[Josh Arnold]

Just remember, just remember this story. Just remember how you're enjoying right now. We've always, we always have right now until we move on to this.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

2,000 people gathered at Montclair State University in New Jersey to help the Guinness World Record for the largest just game of catch.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, give it, give us some enthusiasm.

[Chick McGee]

He gave it.

[Josh Arnold]

Major League Baseball said 2,358 lose participants took to the stadium turf field and tossed a ball back and forth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Remember the great scene. Let's have a. Let's have a catch.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's have a cat.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my God, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

In Field of Dreams.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't. I still say no one's ever said let's have a cat.

[Chick McGee]

No, I never heard that.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's have a cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that bring tears to. Did you ever have a catch with your dad?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I did and it did not bring tears to my eyes because no one says let's have a catch, Paul.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think it would be let's have a catch, Father.

[Chick McGee]

They're too close. That's way too close. It's harder to play catch like that than it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're squeezing tens of thousands of people into that small ridiculous catch right there.

[Chick McGee]

2000.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not about numbers.

[Chick McGee]

So this was in tribute to Yogi Berra?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was his 100th birthday.

[Chick McGee]

The great Yogi should have a hundred people.

[Josh Arnold]

It was called Yogi's Big Catch, which up till this point was syphilis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yogi famously said, I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

[Chick McGee]

Broken.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Yogi Bear apparently incredibly well endowed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I met him, but it was late in his life and he was, he.

[Josh Arnold]

Was a tiny little guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I was staring at his crotch.

[Chick McGee]

Yoda esque.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

He's like Christy Christie size.

[Chick McGee]

No, I mean, but, I mean, but.

[Tom Griswold]

He was short, world class athlete.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the great comedian Robert Klein was in the locker room for something and he turned, turned around and Yogi was there and scarred him for life. Apparently he wielded a big bat. Good for him all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Good for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Arnold Palmer esque. And it's magnificence.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's sports. Let's wrap it up with the famous John Feinstein quote about Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Check.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a sweet fellow, but you're an idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember the contest text?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I'm an idiot about so many things.

[Pat Godwin]

I miss him, but thank you, Johnny.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Now what's Coming up, Christy Lee?

[Pat Godwin]

Coming up, we have a guy. Since it's our tailgate, we have to talk about beer. We have a guy drinking beer in a very interesting way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a keg. What's tailgate without a cake?

[Tom Griswold]

This beer thing is so weird. I. It. Oh, I can't say. Just. Have you seen it?

[Pat Godwin]

No. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's very big. It's somewhat the disturbing.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

If not. Well, I won't give you any more hints. And we certainly look forward to that. We also have Hershey Co. The chocolate people in the news in a big way.

[Chick McGee]

And they have a fine product.

[Pat Godwin]

My grandpa used to work for them. I love.

[Tom Griswold]

And also, do you know what it means if someone refers to a lady as a bop?

[Chick McGee]

A bop? I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't either.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that like a round heel?

[Tom Griswold]

A bop.

[Chick McGee]

Is it an acronym?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it somebody that's real high energy?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. Well, you could call it high energy. It's someone who's quite promiscuous.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, bops between men.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a bop. And you know what a Big Back is?

[Chick McGee]

A big back. I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Baby's got back. Is that what it means?

[Josh Arnold]

Very big fat girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

These are size 14.

[Tom Griswold]

These are some of the latest slang terms. The most searched slang terms in America.

[Josh Arnold]

You always do so well with it.

[Chick McGee]

But these are current.

[Tom Griswold]

These are brand new. Yeah, they're. They're great. I'm looking forward to passing them along to you. I. I knew exactly one of them.

[Chick McGee]

Language is a living organism.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, it will be in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the SILAC Insurance News. Das.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwood.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are we?

[Tom Griswold]

We're setting up outside.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we are.

[Tom Griswold]

We have our. Our tailgate party. We're getting it up and running. And Christy, actually is already sampling the food from Omaha Steaks.

[Pat Godwin]

Heck, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you eating over there?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm eating one of their fantastic hot dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me, Deli style Jumbo franks.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. And as prepared by the Smoking Pastor. He's out there. We got the whole thing set up. Eddie and the boys did a great job.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the band Smoking Popes? Are you guys familiar with them? Yeah, it's good songs. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

The Smoking Popes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What was their song? Did they have one, like a hit?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, there was one semi hit. Those played on alternative radio, and we will dig it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Did they dress in the Pope stuff?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't have the hats.

[Chick McGee]

Not that I know. No, the band Ghost sort of gets that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now, keep in mind, a hit is defined as Tom's aware of it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what? And you're right, I probably shouldn't say hit.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, that's not fair. I mean, did they.

[Chick McGee]

That is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they have Radio Airplane?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. On all. On all.

[Josh Arnold]

We know anybody that was in the band. Did they go into anything?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I haven't really done a.

[Josh Arnold]

Too much of a.

[Tom Griswold]

But we have the Smoking Pastor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's out there. He's out there grilling stuff up for us from Omaha Steaks. We'll get to that coming up. Right now we're going to check in with the lady who's eating a delightful jumbo frank over there. It's Christy Lee. You ready?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. A video of a man drinking a pint of beer through his nose has gone viral worldwide.

[Chick McGee]

That's got a burn, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a tailgate stunt you want to see, right?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, actually, I imagine he's not using straws.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. Well, do we have the video of this thing?

[Pat Godwin]

The unusual stunt was performed by Russell Salvador last August. Footage shows Mr. Russell or Mr. Salvador downing the pint of beer through his nostrils in just 20 seconds. A witness from the Philippines said it was just for fun. We didn't expect it to go viral.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. Here.

[Chick McGee]

We're watching him, and you can see him swallowing. His mouth remains closed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Now some of the beer is dripping down his face, but there's no straw. But not much. And he is not using a straw. He's inhaling, pouring it through his nose, using both nostrils.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought he might. Might inhale it, but he's not. He's just pouring it down his nose hole and swallowing it.

[Chick McGee]

He is. There must be some suction. There must be something.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Imagine a slightly less good looking Kim Jong Un with an even worse haircut.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he does have a worse haircut, but worse haircut.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I disagree with Tom if I could, you know that. But no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is. We.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like spot on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a. It's similar to Steve Martin in Roxanne Drinks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My knowledge of human anatomy very limited. How is this. How does this happen?

[Pat Godwin]

Your nose and throat, they're all connected.

[Chick McGee]

They go right through. Up through the nostrils and up a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Why doesn't the beer go into his lungs?

[Chick McGee]

Because the esophagus is still. That. That's still closed off.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

The same reason you. When you swallow, it doesn't go into your.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Right. It's going down the. Down his throat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't you ever put like allergy spray up your nose and you can taste it? Sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when you would do cocaine and it was called. It was called the drip Drip?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Are you holding?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not coke. I'm not a museo.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go do. So we'll do a bump. Get this.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I can. I could even take a sip of a liquid in my nose without.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you've done a netty pot, right? Or something like that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, netty pot. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I hate those.

[Chick McGee]

It's a wild feeling, man. You got to get used to it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it is weird.

[Josh Arnold]

You've never done a netty pot?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have this spray stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, spray that's similar Afron you like an Afrin.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that stuff's like addictive or something. You got to be real careful with that. They say.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have the. The squirter stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that's not liquid though.

[Chick McGee]

It's a spray. It's a liquid.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a misting spray.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a mist.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what he doesn't think a mist is that.

[Chick McGee]

That's not going to run down the back of your throat.

[Josh Arnold]

Like it can't, does it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, but not as much as Right? No, not even close.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think it is?

[Tom Griswold]

A liquid? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not used to that? Silly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a little saline.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't taste a little salt, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes I do that after I weed whack Just to get whatever got up in my nose.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a good idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Get the pollen out of there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And by weed whack, you mean yard wh.

[Chick McGee]

Off in the bees or in the weeds?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, right there in the weeds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Whack off in the bees, Josh. Well, bees are the danger, and. Well, why did I. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry. Let's. Let's move forward.

[Josh Arnold]

Orgasm harder.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, if you want to see this guy, we'll. We'll put a link to this thing. What's his name again? Is Russell Salvador.

[Chick McGee]

Tempted to try it?

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna try it?

[Chick McGee]

What do you do you start with water, huh? Yeah, you probably start with something. People do water in the shower every day. They rinse out their sinuses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So if we got you a glass of water right now, you think you could actually consume some of it through your nose?

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you mind trying it? I'd like to see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'll do it. I'll try it. It's gonna hurt. I think it'll hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what I could see and what I thought in my head was that he was actually sucking it in with his. I think that's a. I don't think he is be. I think he's just using gravity and pouring it down through his well.

[Chick McGee]

But it's. It's down below.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, he was pouring later there. No, there was enough.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay. Maybe there's enough.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. I think because I'm with Tom on this.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like you can see his throat moving up and down that he's swallowing.

[Chick McGee]

I also see his nostrils moving, though.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Or is that just the way the waters makes him? He may have it on a trajectory that's just perfect, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Because if he was. If he was inhaling it, I think he would choke, and there he'd be.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we.

[Tom Griswold]

We could get a glass of water and try this.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is going to waterboard himself right here in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you do CPR for that? What do you do when he.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll figure it out. I've waterboarded my. Every time I swim in a shirt and try to take it off, I waterboard.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. If anything bad happens, it's LHD Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Let him die.

[Chick McGee]

I got a tattooed on my sternum.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, we have our grill out. Will continue. We'll find out what's going on out there with the smoke and pasture. We got Ms. Hooker out there and they've got a nice grill set up. Grilling up some. Grilling up some Omaha steaks. Let's get one more. One more song. Sorry. Let's get one more news item out of Christy Lee over there at the Silac insurance news deck desk.

[Pat Godwin]

The Hershey Candy Company has defeated a lawsuit that claimed it misled consumers with Halloween candy. That was not spooky enough.

[Chick McGee]

The judge needs to put these people in jail.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

And their lawyer challenged the lack of details on nine Reese's products including a bat shaped candy missing eyes, a ghost shaped candy missing eyes and a mask mouth. Pumpkin shaped candy missing jack o' lantern details.

[Chick McGee]

They've never had that stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

And a football shaped candy that resembled an egg because it had no stitching.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

U.S. district Judge Melissa Damien.

[Chick McGee]

It's all for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Damien ruled that the plaintiffs did not show they suffered economic harm because their candies were blank when they thought they would contain artistic carvings. The proposed class action by Florida residents Nathan Vidal and Eduardo Granado house sought at least $5 million in damages.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The judge a year in prison.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. For to the lawyer kidding me. Well, no, it's a fine product. Enjoy. The peanut butter cups are they.

[Chick McGee]

What are they?

[Tom Griswold]

Does Hershey's own Reese's. What is the.

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea they did.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Is Mars, right?

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Is Mars.

[Josh Arnold]

And Reese's Pieces there was. So one of them bought the other one. I thought not.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a hell of a merger. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But how did this get into court?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no kidding. How did this make it this far?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean nothing scary about. Why would you Reese's. Except maybe type 2 diabetes if you eat too much of it, you know.

[Chick McGee]

You know the guy in jail if the person suing Reese's does go to jail. You got your wiener in my.

[Josh Arnold]

You got your anus on my wiener to great taste to go right together.

[Tom Griswold]

Hershey highway introduction when we come back, perhaps we have a song about that. I'm not sure. Coming up, our big surprise. We're going to be doing some cooking outside Omaha Steaks. It's our Omaha Steaks tailgate party with special guests about to appear. I'm very excited to see them and hear them. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

For Indiana.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All right. O'Reilly out of park studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Feels like we're getting ready for the game.

[Josh Arnold]

That is the Butler University pep Band.

[Tom Griswold]

They're known as the Butler Athletic Band, and they are terrific. They're outside in the parking lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

As we get ready for the football season with our Omaha Stakes grill out. Look at those.

[Chick McGee]

You guys recognize the song? Yeah. Little Cold Hearted Snake.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that might be. That must be for you, Tom. Cold Hearted Snake. Oh, that was great. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

Go dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't turn around. Don't turn around.

[Pat Godwin]

Uh oh.

[Josh Arnold]

They're commissars in town. Cold Hearted Snake.

[Chick McGee]

He's been telling Wise.

[Josh Arnold]

You might know him as Tom. He's a girl.

[Chick McGee]

Don't play.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if you look carefully. Once again. Oh, thank. These guys are great. Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen, from. From a beautiful Butler University, the. The Butler Athletic Band. And you'll notice if you look carefully, they have what look like smartphones on their instruments.

[Josh Arnold]

They have special.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a little tiny little holder.

[Josh Arnold]

They have special.

[Chick McGee]

They are smartphones. They don't just look like smartphones.

[Josh Arnold]

Y.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you. You would see it with like. It kind of look like file cards in the old days. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is so cool.

[Chick McGee]

And they are just laughing at how old they sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, lady, I used to play the clarinet.

[Chick McGee]

Stop laughing at me.

[Josh Arnold]

You're much better at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

They move better.

[Tom Griswold]

You are much better at it.

[Chick McGee]

I cannot believe we were allowed to move. How ancient our description.

[Josh Arnold]

How stupid. We said to be a phone. My God. My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That is really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

We were born in the 1900s.

[Pat Godwin]

Imagine that.

[Tom Griswold]

Way back.

[Chick McGee]

You said that. And one girl just covered her mouth laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, from Butler University, helping us out to get you in that spirit of. Of the season with a college football.

[Josh Arnold]

Raise your hand if you need me to buy anybody. Be here. Anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

And it was the guy. I would have guessed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, that's him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's all. It's always the horn players that are.

[Josh Arnold]

Always the horn players.

[Tom Griswold]

They're always holding something.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. All right, man, this is a. This is wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do we. Do we have a. A spokesman ready to speak? I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe we have the band director.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. That's Aaron Burkhart right there. Hey, Aaron. How are you?

[Aaron Burkhart]

I'm delightful.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you? Now, Aaron, Aaron, what's your instrument? I know that you're obviously. But do you play?

[Aaron Burkhart]

I play the trombone, which is God's instrument.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you were in school, were you a member? I have a friend who was a trombonist at the. In a pep band, and he was, of course, they called their section the Tromboners. Was that similar where you were?

[Aaron Burkhart]

I'm not allowed to say without a lawyer present.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's the best way to be interviewed. By me. What a treat. Thanks so much for getting your gang together here. How many musicians do we have out there?

[Aaron Burkhart]

About 30.

[Chick McGee]

And how many think they're musicians?

[Aaron Burkhart]

Fourteen.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you ever pick up your trombone during your sessions, when you're getting ready for games and stuff and rehearsals, do you show them how it's done?

[Aaron Burkhart]

Only when the trombones don't show up, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, you ever throw a symbol like J.K. simmons and Whiplash?

[Aaron Burkhart]

Not since 2007.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you in a marching band in high school? Yes.

[Aaron Burkhart]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I ask what band it was?

[Aaron Burkhart]

I was part of the Greenwood Marching Woodman.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And were you. And you were a tromboner at that point as well?

[Aaron Burkhart]

That is correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Did your band director ever want you to shift to, like, maybe the sousaphone or something? No.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna guess you're in your 30s, maybe early 40s.

[Aaron Burkhart]

You nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Were you ever in a ska band?

[Aaron Burkhart]

I was in a ska band, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Nice. All right.

[Chick McGee]

What was the name of that ska.

[Aaron Burkhart]

The name of the ska band? It went through about six names. At one point. We were called Bajamba, which is Swahili for fart.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Very good.

[Aaron Burkhart]

And we decided that that wouldn't be appropriate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Aaron Burkhart]

So then we changed to some stupid emo name like Tuesday's Kitchen Corner. And then we went through some phases.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Because that was huge. When.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we're speaking to the distinguished Aaron Burkhart.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, when they make the Bob and Tom movie, we're going to need. Need you to play Dean Metcalf.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Our former producer.

[Josh Arnold]

Our producer. Yeah. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really the resemblance.

[Pat Godwin]

Amazing voice. Aaron.

[Aaron Burkhart]

I'm happy to. Upon approval of the script.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, that's fair. That's fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, did you hear the story a couple of weeks ago about a guy. I want to say he was 60 something? Maybe. Maybe that. That is now I believe in the LSU marching band.

[Aaron Burkhart]

Oh, I did hear about that a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Kind of cool.

[Chick McGee]

He. Jerk, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, don't.

[Chick McGee]

The kids job.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The LSU marching band is legendary.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they are Ohio State's band's Legendary.

[Josh Arnold]

Michigan's band's legendary lsu.

[Aaron Burkhart]

But that seems like regional bias to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any elderly folks in your outfit? They all look pretty young to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Elderly folks.

[Aaron Burkhart]

We do have an alumni band joining us tomorrow and one of the. For our homecoming. And one of those members graduated college in 1973.

[Tom Griswold]

Three.

[Aaron Burkhart]

His own drum.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Guy's probably 70 years old, right? Or more.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Aaron Burkhart]

I don't know him super well personally, but that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Can he play better with his teeth out?

[Aaron Burkhart]

We'll ask him. We'll ask.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh is killing once again.

[Chick McGee]

We are.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking to Aaron Burkhart, the distinguished director of the. Of the Butler Athletic Band from Butler University. And they were kind enough to all get up early. I assume you mostly sleep in, right?

[Aaron Burkhart]

Hey, band, do you sleep in?

[Chick McGee]

Some say yes, some say no.

[Pat Godwin]

People have early class.

[Tom Griswold]

Is anyone missing a class right now?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Is anyone currently hungover?

[Josh Arnold]

Look at the guy who raised one me to buy beer. He was looking around.

[Tom Griswold]

Same guy around.

[Chick McGee]

These are college kids, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I want to talk to the director again. Aaron, are you having your band play any of the songs that you played in either high school or college?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Aaron Burkhart]

So they play some of my arrangements, though not here today. But no, we don't play anything from the 90s.

[Josh Arnold]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the best song that you think is commonplace today in marching bands and pep bands? Fans.

[Aaron Burkhart]

Seven Nation army is the one that it's going to hit no matter where you're at.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You never. But you never go back and do the classics like Chicago.

[Aaron Burkhart]

Do we have a Chicago? Yeah, we've got some of that stuff in the. In the book. We definitely play some of that stuff at basketball games.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. But you don't play it for the fall football. So does that mean that when we come back, you're not going to be playing Chicago?

[Aaron Burkhart]

That is correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

I would. I'd like to hear Seven Nation army, actually.

[Chick McGee]

If you're invited this year to go to the Macy's Day Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving Day parade, what would you play?

[Aaron Burkhart]

I think we'd play Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

What just happened?

[Chick McGee]

No, what do you mean, what just happened? I asked a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're. When you. You're.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a great question.

[Tom Griswold]

You said you do some arrangements for the band.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody else talking besides me?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh finished my question.

[Chick McGee]

Question.

[Josh Arnold]

What did you do?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to know what songs he has arranged for the man.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Aaron Burkhart]

Oh, I see. Do you know Hollywood swinging?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Aaron Burkhart]

So we got a little bit of that September.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Aaron Burkhart]

A lot of funk charts.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, do you. Do you have the app where you can design your formations for the band out on the football field and things like that?

[Aaron Burkhart]

I do, but we farm that out somewhere else.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Good call.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you guys actually march or you just sit in the stands and play?

[Aaron Burkhart]

Oh, no, we march. We have a whole field show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, how about during the basketball season?

[Aaron Burkhart]

We march then, too. Usually during the third quarter.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. We're speaking with Aaron Burkhart, who is the distinguished director.

[Chick McGee]

You're speaking to him. Apparently, the rest of us aren't alive.

[Josh Arnold]

If we try to talk, we get a dirty look.

[Chick McGee]

Dirty looks a little more.

[Josh Arnold]

Just count your blessings. You guys are out in the parking lot. Okay. And not in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you have a nice question for Aaron?

[Chick McGee]

I did. And everybody enjoyed it. And then you went, what the hell just happened?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Ask him another one. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

That's all he had. It was, I will my coffee. It's so unfair.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get to talk enough.

[Chick McGee]

I just read the emails that come in. How come Josh doesn't talk more?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just open the door for it. Go ahead, expound.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh is going to talk now about Omaha State.

[Pat Godwin]

You did a great job. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

So wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, guys.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, more, more band music.

[Chick McGee]

They are terrific. Man, that is fun. And we are celebrating tailgating season right now with our great friends at Omaha Steaks. Grilling outside in the fall is the best. I love the great weather and the smell of juicy Omaha Steaks filling the ocean air. In fact, it's starting to fill the studio too. We get the doors come opening up and those aromas waft in and make our mouths water. Make me stammer a little bit while reading this. It's perfect. Omaha Steaks delivers the world's best steak experience.

[Tom Griswold]

Wafting sounds so much like waffles. Makes you hungry, huh?

[Chick McGee]

I see. All right. He's going for the cheat. Well, because I pointed out a truth.

[Tom Griswold]

You broke the bear.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody hates truth like him.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoy.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

No, thank you very much. I'd like to talk a little more about that.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna start feeding the band out there. We've got the the Great Butler Athletic Band joining us in the parking lot. We'll get some more tailgate music from them in just a second. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, C.L.

[Josh Arnold]

Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

How many nations are in this army, Chick?

[Josh Arnold]

Seven, baby, seven. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us, that is the sound from Butler University, the Butler Athletic Band. Oh, they're doing great. They're in our parking lot as we continue our Omaha Steaks tailgate cookout today. Everybody sing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

All around.

[Chick McGee]

That's good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

White stripes for that ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was just a light. Delightful. Makes you just. It doesn't just make you feel like you're tailgating. Yeah, it does some great college football around the corner.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at that grill. Look at those hot dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

We got the smoking pastor cooking out there cooking up a bunch of Omaha steaks stuff, including the brats, the jumbo franks. We're gonna get some steaks up and running and why don't we feed those young folks? And I'm not sure which food affects the embouchure the most.

[Chick McGee]

Most.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it possible to.

[Josh Arnold]

I'M gonna amisher you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amisher.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever. Yes, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you spell embouchure?

[Josh Arnold]

D, I, C, K. Am I close? D, I, C, K. The only thing missing is you. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever play a wind instrument, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

I played. Sorry, I'm meeting a bratwurst.

[Josh Arnold]

He knows that. That's why he's asking you.

[Chick McGee]

I played a. Not. I played brass, and so I played trombone. There you go. For two years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, you need wind to blow a trombone.

[Chick McGee]

I thought a wind had. I thought only wind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Could we get our. Our band director back on the horn there? We have Aaron Burkhart.

[Josh Arnold]

Just told him to eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is he eating already? Oh, there's Aaron. Aaron, back off.

[Aaron Burkhart]

I'm on a diet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Does.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You mentioned that you're a trombonist. Yeah. Does the trombone require an embouchure?

[Aaron Burkhart]

It sure does.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you spell embouchure? No.

[Chick McGee]

E, M, B, O, U, C, H.

[Tom Griswold]

R, E. It's with an E. That's the. That's why it was a trick question. And the am. That's. That's. So that's the way you set up. What's the hardest embouchure to make? Oboe.

[Chick McGee]

Flute.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd say bassoon.

[Aaron Burkhart]

I actually agree with flute.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you gotta do that funny with your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Do that again. Drop Christy.

[Aaron Burkhart]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Better talk to your lawyer.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a weird look.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they ended up in the dean's office.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're gonna let you guys have yours. Have your food.

[Pat Godwin]

It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be right back. Thank you so much, Aaron. We really appreciate it. Once again, we've got the Great Butler Athletic Band in the parking lot enjoying some Omaha steak as we go to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

U.S. officials are barring Iranian diplomats from shopping at Costco.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

That's right. Without specific permission from the State Department.

[Josh Arnold]

The prices are just too damn good.

[Pat Godwin]

The department's Office of Foreign Missions determined diplomatic members and wholesale club stores, as well as diplomats ability to buy certain luxury goods are a benefit requiring U.S. government approval.

[Chick McGee]

I'm finding, with requiring U.S. government approval for any Iranian diplomat to shop anywhere in this country.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think, though, in a way, isn't this kind of counterproductive? Because don't you think once they realize, hey, this is really a great country to live in, they may be a little more.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

The only country that.

[Chick McGee]

I like your positivity.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see the movie There was a great, great series called the Americans where these Russian agents were living here. Apparently. I'm on Chick's last nerve making.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfectly valid point here. I was kind of thinking they were going to get so used to being in America, they'd start liking it. Don't you think, if they go to Costco?

[Josh Arnold]

I think that was part of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

They did like it, but I. I would think that we'd want the Iranians to be happy that are here.

[Pat Godwin]

The only country whose diplomats were specifically targeted is Iran. Stores like Costco have been a favorite of Iranian diplomats posted to and visiting New York because they are able to buy large quantities of products not available.

[Tom Griswold]

And Costco's famous for those huge packages of enriched uranium. Yeah, you gotta buy. That's the thing, Pat. You nailed it. You gotta buy a huge thing of enriched uranium. You can't just go get a little.

[Pat Godwin]

One and then they.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to mention the hot dogs. Do Iranians eat beef? I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know much about them, but I think that's kind of funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Weird. It's definitely a weird thing.

[Chick McGee]

Are there big. Are there Costcos in, like, New York City proper? There must be.

[Tom Griswold]

But, man, I know there's one in Hawaii because. I know there's one in Hawaii because, remember, we got an email from a guy that saw Todd run crew at a Costco in Hawaii.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't remember. That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to know that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Todd. I mean, come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Police in Georgia. Now we're in the state of Georgia. Arrested a man accused of stealing more than 90 manhole covers in less than.

[Chick McGee]

A month that had been heavy.

[Pat Godwin]

According to DeKalb County Police, at least 91 DeKalb County Public Works manhole covers, also known as catch basin lids.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Someone says catch basin lids. All right, Mr. Politically correct.

[Pat Godwin]

Investigators said the break in the case came when a witness recorded two men removing two manhole covers, placing them into a 2020 Nissan Kick and driving away. Detectives identified the vehicle's owner and took him into custody. He's charged with eight counts of theft of government property.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think they were trying to do with.

[Tom Griswold]

Say that this is what was bomb bothering me because it doesn't make sense. So I did a little homework. What is. What are you going to get for a manhole cover? Okay, this scrap yard, it says, will pay approximately 10 or 15 cents per pound for cast iron.

[Josh Arnold]

And those things are heavy.

[Tom Griswold]

It says the average manhole cover you might get 300 for one.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, that's okay. No wonder times 90.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S $2.7 million.

[Chick McGee]

I think he's right.

[Tom Griswold]

But the other aspect of this that's. Think about the manhole cover was covering something. So the next guy that drives by is going to need to get new rims or someone's going to fall in it. Yeah, it's a pretty serious crime, but wouldn't you be better off doing catalytic converters? I'll talk to Oscar. He knows all this stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Poor Jeff. What has he ever done?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, evidently, smoke pot and steal things.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

He gave us a nice essay about the. The. The whole thing with the catalytic converters.

[Chick McGee]

And I have seen Oscar strip a house of copper wiring in less than two hours. It's astounding.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Because it makes no sense to steal hubcaps. I mean, just to steal manholes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, if you need the money. It does, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a heavy thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but just. It's. It's not. I don't know. I would think you could steal something a lot lighter that would be worth a lot more, a lot easier to get rid of.

[Pat Godwin]

In the Phoenix area, a person is not stealing manhole covers, but they're spraying penis man graffiti around town.

[Chick McGee]

I think we may have somebody on the screen to talk a little bit more about. Oh, we've got stakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, where are we here? I don't think they know that they're on. Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go. I'm just looking. I'm looking. Oh, is that. There's Jess Hooker. Okay. All I'm seeing are hands cutting beef out.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. That's pretty. That's all you need to see with all.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't start eating until they start cutting it.

[Christy Lee]

We got smoking Pastor Jordan here, he's cutting the meat for you guys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at this stuff.

[Chick McGee]

I got you all options of doneness. Whatever you all want. We got some well done. We got some medium. We got. Got some medium rare. I got a little bit of everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace is our well done guy. He likes the well done. The rest of you've gone to pink.

[Chick McGee]

Did no peak.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No paint. Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And don't forget Omaha Steaks. Filet mignons are sort of USDA certified. Very tender. So no matter how you like them. Look at that. They're gonna be juicy.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can hear some chatter out there because we've got the band out there. I'm talking about the Butler Athletic Band. We're featuring reading them.

[Josh Arnold]

The party has started.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. They're getting ready for their homecoming at Butler University. And we have the athletic band here with their distinguished director, Aaron Burkhart. And they're all going to be getting some snacks out there. Oh, there's Aaron again.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Josh and I, we should go out there and ask the ladies if they'd like to dance.

[Aaron Burkhart]

Once again. We'll need those lawyers.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, ladies.

[Chick McGee]

I can cut a rug.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you guys had a chance to eat anything yet?

[Aaron Burkhart]

Not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

They're.

[Aaron Burkhart]

They're saving the best for last.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Well, you guys. You guys go back to your snack.

[Pat Godwin]

And we'll not eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Go back and get a snack.

[Chick McGee]

I guess you don't want to have to empty your spit valves.

[Pat Godwin]

I think they're waiting until the show's over so they can.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a rule with marching bands? Kind of like there is with swimming. When you're a kid, you can't. You can't play your clarinet until 30 minutes after you've eaten a pizza.

[Aaron Burkhart]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Aaron Burkhart]

Otherwise I wouldn't look like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, I see. We. We really appreciate your getting up early and coming on and this is so much fun. We'll let you guys. We will let you guys actually have a snack and we'll check in with you in just a few minutes.

[Aaron Burkhart]

Sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now we go back to Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

We're getting back to penis man in Phoenix. According to Aza family, the phallic phrase was spotted on multiple buildings and structures around the scene city. The genital themed graffiti first made headlines in 2020.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

When Tempe police arrested Dustin Schomer for the vandalism. Mr. Schomer told the Phoenix News Times at the time that he was only to blame for some of the tags, not all of them. I don't know if he's involved in the current. Penis man.

[Tom Griswold]

This is probably. What do they call it? A copycat criminal.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like it.

[Tom Griswold]

So is he. Oh, and it's okay.

[Pat Godwin]

The pen is man man.

[Josh Arnold]

Penis man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, pen is man sounds like some kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, am I wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

Profound phrase. The eye needs to be closer to the eyes. The pen is mightier than the sword because pen is man. No, no, it says penis man.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, maybe it. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought he was drawing them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, he's just literally writing it out.

[Tom Griswold]

It takes balls to draw one.

[Chick McGee]

There was a guy who got in trouble in. It was a Danish penis man. Remember that? He got in Trouble for the cartoon. Cartoon?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That was huge for a while a couple years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is. This is a. This crime is revisiting Phoenix.

[Chick McGee]

You think he just doesn't know how to spell Phoenix?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a really good question. How do you spell Phoenix?

[Chick McGee]

He's trying to.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, even the worst speller wouldn't land on penis.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of getting the P and your n and your I and then your.

[Josh Arnold]

I and then your S close.

[Chick McGee]

By the time I get to Phoenix, I can't spelling again.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was drawings because then you could call them wanksy in honor of.

[Josh Arnold]

But the good news is you went ahead and did the joke.

[Tom Griswold]

It's well worth a solid joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

An aggressive squirrel in the Bay Area has sent at least two people to the emergency room following multiple attacks in the Lucas Valley neighborhood of San Rafael. Flyers have been put up warning the quote, very mean squirrel comes out of nowhere there.

[Josh Arnold]

If you see this squirrel, he's a very means. Take no action upon yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

Wildlife experts believe the rodent's behavior likely stems from people feeding it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

And warned the public against feeding wild animals. At least five people have been attacked.

[Josh Arnold]

Attacked.

[Pat Godwin]

Joan Heblack told ABC affiliate KGO TV she was walking in the Lucas Valley neighborhood when a squirrel seemingly came out of nowhere and attacked her leg, clawing and biting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

Isabel Campoy also said she was walking in the same area when the squirrel launched itself from the ground to her face and wound up on her arm, leaving it bloody.

[Tom Griswold]

Man. On her face. A squirrel?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Came at her face.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if that happened in anywhere else but San Francisco, that squirrel would have been on a fricassee. Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Try that in West Virginia.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever have any ambition to kill a squirrel and put the tail on your car antenna? I think that was big in my neighborhood.

[Chick McGee]

I'd go fake if I were a tail on my antenna guy. Go fake?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a famous story of there. I guess it was in the 50s, Davy Crockett hats became really popular.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And King of the Wild Frontier.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And weren't they slaughtering?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe so.

[Chick McGee]

The raccoon numbers went way down because of the popularity.

[Josh Arnold]

Every kid had one. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think. I think Donald Duck in his comic book had a little tail on his antenna. Do any cars still have antennas, by the way?

[Pat Godwin]

My Figaro does, but that's because it's an older car. 91.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, hang on. Do any real cars have antennas?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a real car. I drive last.

[Chick McGee]

I remember the definition of a fancy car to me growing up was somebody with a powered antenna. Oh, yeah, My grandparents had one.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, the figure is power.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, didn't you. Didn't you have a power in one of your car? One of the Volvos have a power antenna?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't have one. I had four.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was a pain in the butt, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I always forget to put it down at the car wash. And you know me, I like to wash my car all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Snap.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd go through the car wash. Oh, great.

[Pat Godwin]

Come out. It would be all bent.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it would be gone. Yeah. And they. Then they. In those days, they had signs. Hey, Tom, you idiot, put down the antenna.

[Pat Godwin]

They sell you your antenna back.

[Chick McGee]

So those were. Is more easily removable than a regular antenna because those wouldn't come off in the.

[Tom Griswold]

The electric antennas would withdraw into the hood.

[Chick McGee]

They were telescoping. Yeah, yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Go in.

[Pat Godwin]

But a regular antenna. I had one. I could unscrew and take it off.

[Chick McGee]

And you would have to. When you went to the car wash. Yeah. Growing up, just.

[Tom Griswold]

You're aware that I once went into a car wash with a sunroof on a car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And didn't. Didn't know it until I was getting splashed, by the way, very hot water.

[Pat Godwin]

It's good to know they're cleaning your car with nice hot water.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's good to know that I'm an idiot. I have no excuse how I didn't notice it. I don't know. Well, what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Pat Godwin]

Coming up, we have a wedding cake rescue. We have garlic and nursing mothers. And the story you probably want to get to is updating our vocabulary.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a couple cool words, slang.

[Pat Godwin]

Terms you need to know.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if we should get a volunteer. If once you get one of the students.

[Pat Godwin]

Students that. See if they know all these.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a great idea.

[Josh Arnold]

One of those hippie college kids.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we can maybe even get two or three to kind of. That way they can.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we just. Maybe we can have Jess out there and we'll do a little interview. That'll be fun. Okay, cool. All right, sir, real quick. I want to remind you, the best way to listen to this show is with those raycon earbuds.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Raycon. Coming up, a little bit of a contemporary slang. We're lucky enough to have a great band today. Yesterday we had Duke Tomato. And by the way, Duke's brand new album is now available streaming or as a cd. Have you seen my keys from Duke Tomato? It's out there right now. And we also have the band, the big band today. Talk about a horn section. It's the Butler Athletic Band doing a great job for us from Butler University University. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Out of time.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh on Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

This is one of my favorite songs from the 90s. Mighty Mighty Boss Tones.

[Pat Godwin]

I love them.

[Josh Arnold]

We have many, many special guests today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're great. Once again, it's from Butler University under the direction of Aaron Burkhart. It's the Butler Athletic Band. And they're in our parking lot next to the smoke and Pastor Jordan David Davis, who's been grilling up a bunch of Omaha Steaks and Frank's. Etc. I hope you get a chance to check this out on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're so great.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, did you ever have to knock on wood? That's what the song is talking about. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. The mighty Boston. Yes, yes, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that considered a ska band? Yeah, yeah. I saw them live twice. They're great.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a special treat coming up for the band.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Besides their food from Omaha Steaks we have a. A little quiz.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a quiz that I think we would all fail, but I think they'll do pretty well because it's.

[Pat Godwin]

They're young.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It involves youthfulness.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is great. Does that mean no other sound takes you to heading into a stadium like this sound?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it really is transportive.

[Tom Griswold]

And to prove it, we've wired up one of our blind listeners and we've told them we're talking taking them to a college football game in the morning and they'll smell the steaks.

[Chick McGee]

I heard a clam there. I was one. That was great, that sour note. They need to be punished.

[Josh Arnold]

They were singing.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to get a special treat with the band in a matter of moments, but I believe we have from our staff out There, we have Ms. Hooker and we have. And we have Mr. Mr. Jeff Oskar has joined us. Jeffrey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look at this great band.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I think I need to set this up a little bit. Jeffrey is a great dad, a wonderful guy, tremendous stand up comedian. He's also a student. I don't know if you do you guys know this? Mr. Oskay is currently taking some courses, some college courses. Do you want to explain this, Jeff?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm going to. This is a real college, the Butler college. I am going to a community college. And the tailgating at a real college versus community college is quite different. So I thought I would share some of those with you. As in, at a real college tailgate, you have a live marching band like we have behind us. At the community college, you have a dude with his trunk popped on his lower Honda Civic bump an NBA young boy. That was great. We need more drum roll. In real college, you have hot sorority girls going wild. At community college tailgate, you have single moms going to court ordered counseling on there. You're my favorite person.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the guy who wants me to buy him beer.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I already got him some.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought the beer guy was the trumpet guy.

[Chick McGee]

At a real college tailgate, you have upside down margaritas. At the community college tailgate, you have upside down on your Kia Rio loan. Ah, alone, you're upside down on the loan.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a repo joke.

[Chick McGee]

You see, at the real college tailgate, you have students secretly popping Adderall. At the community college tailgate, there's just three dudes boldly smoking Foleys by the dumpster folies. Explain it to Tom later. Real college tailgates, everyone's hanging out around Their cars grilling out at community college tailgates. Everyone's just got off the city bus and the only grills are in the students mouths.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the band director.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Queuing the truck.

[Chick McGee]

Great. He's deciding what gets the horn. I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like Jeff's not speaking English.

[Chick McGee]

At real college tailgating, you have screaming and yelling at the community college tailgate. You better keep it down or you'll wake all the babies. Real college tailgate students get drunk and stumble back to their dorms. Community college tailgate students can't get drunk because we all have to drive home. I love it. Real college tailgate girls dancing in the back of beds of pickup trucks. Community college tailgate. Amber is dancing on the stage in 30 minutes, so she's gonna have to leave early. Two more real college tailgate loudly and proudly singing the fight song. Community college loudly and proudly fighting with your baby mama on the speakerph. And finally, big drum roll. Nope. Okay. World college tailgate jello shots. Community college mug shots. I'm Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, bumper man.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Brilliant.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff. Okay. Well, that is great. And Jeff is indeed taking some college classes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Back to school.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, we do have the. From Butler University. The Butler athletic band is out there now. Do. Are we. Do we have time to do our quiz with.

[Pat Godwin]

No. Okay, we need to do that after we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, we'll do that in a couple minutes. I think we have time for a quick news story from the silicon.

[Pat Godwin]

You'll love this. In Bay City, Michigan, a crocodile was found lurking in a resident's yard.

[Tom Griswold]

Typical midwestern afternoon.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. You know, walking through the. The Hampton Township public safety department said members were dispatched to a home home for what appeared to be an alligator. They instead found a three foot long American crocodile relaxing beneath the crab apple tree.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, was that the problem? Hey, this is not a crocodile. It's an alligator.

[Pat Godwin]

The reptile was safely captured and taken to the Birch run. Zoo officials do not know how the animal got out into the wild.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure another pet abandoned.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, they said it's from the zoo. Or it isn't.

[Pat Godwin]

It doesn't. They took it to a zoo. I don't know where it came from.

[Chick McGee]

You're probably right. Thomas.

[Tom Griswold]

There was that song, you can't flush a crocodile. Was that.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that the Mighty, mighty Boss tones?

[Chick McGee]

Not that I'm familiar with, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't roller skate in Buffalo.

[Chick McGee]

They've been real big fish.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Speaking of real big fish. We probably have time for this. A man from Florida survived a shark attack while he was spear fishing in the Bahamas. Eddie Jermakovich was diving during a trip to Grand Cay when he was bitten by the shark, leaving him with serious injuries to his left hand.

[Chick McGee]

Taking a break from bowling, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He swam back to the boat. But the when local emergency facility was unable to treat his injuries, he got on a plane to Stuart, Florida and there he was trauma hawked to a hospital for emergency surgery. Despite the significant blood loss and the complexity of the remains there, he still has movement and all his fingers that would have to. I mean, you'd have to have a, a plane on standby. Right. To get out of there that fast.

[Tom Griswold]

You can, when you, when you travel, you can buy an insurance policy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know. I just.

[Tom Griswold]

That you can guarantee they'll airlift you to the nearest major hospital.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're not cheap. But I, I don't know if he had one or not, but he was spearfishing, which of course that's going to attract sharks, right? Blood, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It came up from behind me, turned, grabbed the fish that he had on his feet, spear. And unfortunately he got his hand as well.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can't blame the shark.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

He was going for the fish.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So technically, I just realized, technically, the shark was also spearfish.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's how shark TV would cover it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He let the guy do all the work.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's kind of the poor guy. But I mean, you're kind of asking for it, right?

[Chick McGee]

Well, not necessarily asking for it, but you know, the danger. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Glad he can move his fingers. And speaking of moving fingers, the folks in this, in this band, they're all moving their fingers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing a great job and we certainly appreciate it. We're going to have some more music from the multi fingered ensemble known as the Butler Athletic Band.

[Josh Arnold]

This is just like a car crash.

[Tom Griswold]

Under the direction of Aaron Burkhart as we enjoy Omaha Stack with our delightful Omaha Steaks.

[Josh Arnold]

And you need fingers for Omaha Steaks, so you can handle the fork and knife.

[Pat Godwin]

And I believe we'll be talking to someone from Omaha Steaks coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we will.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

With his fingers.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. There we are. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, that's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. He's still standing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he is.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm still standing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is great. You can smell this beautiful Omaha Steaks through the radio. You can smell the burgers. You can smell the brats. You can smell the delightful gourmet franks. That sound, of course, is the Butler Athletic Band from Butler University under the direction of Aaron Burkhart. And they're getting ready for the their homecoming tomorrow. But right now, they're here with us, along with the smoking pastor, Jordan Davis, who runs a nonprofit helping people out with great grilling choices. All right, thank you very much. Oh, that was so cool. And we have a little quiz coming up for those folks. In a matter of moments, we'll be testing what they know because they know stuff that we don't know because they're young, because it's all about some of the stuff floating around out there in the world of language right now. We're gonna get hooked up, I think, via satellite. There he is. We have the original butcher from Omaha Steaks, and he's. Can you hear me okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. Very good. We are speaking with. We call him the original butcher. Todd Simon from Omaha Steaks. I want to get this. We talked last year. Is it fifth generation?

[Todd Simon]

That's right. Omaha Steaks was founded by my great great grandfather in 1917. So I am the fifth generation, one of the family owners of Omaha Steaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you meet your grandparents when you were little? Were they still around?

[Todd Simon]

I met my grandparents, yeah. My grandfather Lester, you know, sort of, you know, for me, the towering figure of stake in the family. But I did not meet my great great or great great grandfather, obviously.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a position in your company, the Secretary of State Steak?

[Todd Simon]

I've had so many different positions.

[Josh Arnold]

I've gone from.

[Todd Simon]

From garbage man to. To CEO, and my current title is chief steak evangelist. So that's probably why you have me on the show, so I can evangelize about steak.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, I don't know if you're up to speed of what we're doing. We have the Butler University band in the parking lot. We've got the smoking pastor, Jordan Davis, grilling up a bunch of great stuff from Omaha Steak. And we are big fans, and I always do the same thing. I like to gift Omaha Steaks to my friends who live out of town. Although I just gifted a box yesterday to a friend of mine who lives not too far away who helped me out with a special project because everybody wants to get a box of steaks. Don't you think?

[Todd Simon]

Absolutely. I mean, it's clear to me that you are a man of taste and distinction if Omaha steaks is your gift choice. So that's. That's awesome. Awesome. And it's really, you know. You know that when you give Omaha steaks, you're not just giving meat in a box, you know, what you're giving is an opportunity for people to bring their family and their friends together around the table to have an amazing meal to grill out as a, you know, as a community. I mean, it's just such an amazing experience. And it starts with, you know, those delicious Omaha steaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I know we're talking about steaks, but every time we talk about this, we sneak in a reference to lasagna. Hope that's okay. Or, Josh, you can't call them hot dogs. Am I correct?

[Chick McGee]

That's correct. Yeah. We call them jumbo franks or big deli style franks. They are the finest. They are franks you'll ever taste. They really just so much wonderful flavor, and they plump up perfectly.

[Tom Griswold]

No. And we are talking to the chief steak evangelist, if I'm getting it right. Todd Simon, do you. Without getting yourself in trouble, do you have a fake favorite?

[Todd Simon]

Oh, absolutely. You know, over the years and this. This actually was passed out from my dad, I became a real fan of the New York strip. That was my. That was sort of my go to steak for a long time. And then just in the last couple of years, I've kind of shifted over to the ribeye. Yeah, I think the. The ribeye is. Is, you know, very juicy. It's very tender. It's the steak that people use for steak competitions. I don't know if you knew there were steak competitions. And a big, thick ribeye is probably top of my list these days.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I'm gonna do something really annoying. Christy, do you want to tell the distinguished Mr. Simon how you order? You don't get it. Just rare or medium rare. How do you order?

[Pat Godwin]

I like medium rare plus. Just a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you heard of this. This new thing, medium rare plus?

[Todd Simon]

Is that the rare side of medium rare or the well done side of medium rare?

[Pat Godwin]

The well done. The side of inside of between medium and medium rare.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Between medium rare and medium. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is. This is an actual thing. Todd, we didn't make this up as Incredibly annoying as it is, a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Of people hate that you do it, but of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And have you noticed, Todd, that when you go to restaurants now, when you order your steak, they'll tell you exactly what temperature it's going to be?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you want a little, little bit.

[Todd Simon]

Yeah, Yeah, I noticed that. I have to say at my house when I cook steaks, which is frequently, when I ask people how they want their steak, if they say rare, I cook it rare. If they say medium rare, I cook it medium rare. If they say medium or well done, I cook it medium rare.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well done.

[Chick McGee]

Was there ever an awkward moment in your family when you were growing it up? Kids don't always appreciate the flavor of. Of good steak. Where maybe your grandfather served you a terrific Omaha steak and you asked for ketchup and you had to learn. Oh, that's not something we do.

[Todd Simon]

Yeah, we don't do ketchup. We definitely don't do steak sauce. I think there was a joke that my cousin used to say about his father sending him to his room for asking for steak sauce. My kids actually up until recently wanted ketchup. And I kind of didn't fight with them about it because I really wanted them just to have all that great, delicious, high protein Omaha steaks. And I wasn't going to fight with them about the ketchup. But yeah, we finally weaned them off of the ketchup and I think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Been a good thing. Have you ever heard of a salt steak?

[Todd Simon]

Salt steak?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't.

[Todd Simon]

Is that one where, where they crust the steak and salt.

[Tom Griswold]

This is one in which you take a newspaper. You're the newspaper of your choice, whatever your political stances are. Yeah. These days you take two cell phones, you take a newspaper, you pour half a thing of salt in it, and then you put the steak on there. Then you pour the rest of the salt on top of it. Wrap the newspaper up like a football, tie it with twine, and then put it in a bowl. I know this sounds like a joke. It's not. And then you grill it.

[Pat Godwin]

Bucket of water.

[Tom Griswold]

A bucket of water.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you grill it. And then. It's pretty complicated. You take a thermometer check. And then when. Then you take the string and the newspaper off, scrape it off, and then put it just for a couple minutes on the grill. It's possibly the most unhealthy way to prepare a steak. Your cardiologist won't be recommending it, but absolutely delicious. Delicious. A Lot of work and a lot of fun. And Christie's right.

[Todd Simon]

It doesn't taste really salty.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, my taste, my tape, my.

[Pat Godwin]

He loves salt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't taste inky.

[Pat Godwin]

And if you're gonna. Yeah, if you're gonna do it, use kosher salt. That's the key right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you. Well, I. Todd, it's always a great pleasure. We're big fans and I always say the same thing when it comes to Christmas. In fact, I. I just think it's the greatest gift for someone who lives out of town because you know you're gonna get them. They don't want to toddler. I know. I always get my brothers boxes of Omaha steaks and they always love them. So we appreciate it and all the hard work that goes into making those great steaks. Thank you so much.

[Todd Simon]

Well, thanks for being here. Remember that not only are Omaha Steaks a great gift for someone else, but treating yourself and your family to Omaha steaks regularly should be top of your list as well.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks. You're absolutely right. I'll. The guy I sent him to yesterday, I better go over to his house. Hey, maybe one of those steaks. I bought them.

[Chick McGee]

We sure appreciate you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thanks very much, Todd.

[Pat Godwin]

Bye, Todd.

[Todd Simon]

Hey, thank you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

And thank.

[Todd Simon]

Thank you for your support. We love the show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we have a quiz coming up in a matter of moments. This is really complicated, but we have time for one quick news story from Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Police officers saved a couple's wedding by rescuing their cake following a car crash. Sean and Natalie Bradley Davies learned that their four tiered wedding cake had gone missing just hours before they were set. The cakes baker had been involved in a crash on her way to the venue, had to be hospitalized. Police officers, however, took the cake to their local station where the couple's wedding coordinator picked it up and brought it to the reception. By the way, the cakes baker is said to be recovering well and they went on to have a wonderful wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knew that the. The something blue would be the cops?

[Josh Arnold]

Some might look at that and say, hey, that's seems like an omen.

[Tom Griswold]

Impending nuptial maybe, but that should be a show though. I could see that on the Food Network. Wedding cake rescue.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always been a fan of wedding cake is so delicious.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

There's so many different flavors now. There's not just a standard wedding cake.

[Tom Griswold]

True.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Is it like white cake?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that what you're saying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like the white cake with the white buttercream cream icing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I had another question. What's wrong with you two?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what's your. What would you choose?

[Josh Arnold]

Anything but white cake. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Seems unreasonable.

[Josh Arnold]

Name a cake other than white cake.

[Chick McGee]

Angel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I do love angel food cake. You don't like angel food cake, dude.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't. It's too much air, not enough cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Too much angel, not enough cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Coming up, we have a special question quiz for our special guest. The band, the Butler Athletic Band doing a great job for us. Currently having some Omaha steaks out there and enjoying a special breakfast. But we have some questions for them that may be generational, if you will. Is that the right word I'm looking for right now? I want to talk to you about something. I just learned something called weight cycling. What that's all about is I think a lot of us have been there. You go on a strict diet and you lose 10 pounds and then six months later you've gained 12. That up and down, not good for the body. You don't want to be doing that. You could get liver damage and put yourself at risk for diabetes and heart attack, stroke, et cetera, et cetera. That's why some doctors have gotten together and come up with something. It's a non prescription aid to help you out. It's called Lean and it comes to us from Brickhouse Nutrition. Once again created by doctors, doctors, Lean is an oral supplement. It's not a thing you have to inject like so called GLP1. It is an actual an oral supplement. So but I want to tell you about the science behind it, which is really impressive. Lean is designed to help maintain healthy blood sugar, which is important and it helps control your appetite and your cravings. It also helps burn fat by converting it to energy and burning fat. Of course, girls, that just helps you take the weight off. So if you want to lose some meaningful weight at a healthy pace and that's the key and you want to keep it off, try adding Lean to your diet. Lean. Lean. And as part of your diet and exercise lifestyle once again, right now you can get 20% off. You enter the code word [e-mail] that's my name, Tom. The code is takelean.com.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

Lean from Brickhouse Nutrition I like to call it A gentler solution to going after that weight loss program of yours. When we come back, it's quiz time for the lovely group we have in the parking lot. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christine Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Once again, we continue our Omaha Steaks tailgate cookout party. And to make it feel like a true tailgate, we have a college band in the parking lot from Butler University. They're not in the beautiful campus of Butler right now. They're in the paved parking lot, but our parking lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty nice as parking lots go. It's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's got lines and everything. Recognize this?

[Chick McGee]

I do. Billie Eilish, Bad Guy. It's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. Just sounds so great filtered through the sound of a college band.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

And under the direction of Aaron Burkhart, by the way. And they've been fed some Omaha steaks. So they're in good spirits, I'm hoping, because we're about to do a special quiz.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, would you consider yourself a might seduce your dad type?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

As Billy Eilish would say.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Because if I were seducing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you never tried to seduce a friend's dad?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

These days, no.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of my friends married some friends dads, but that's a whole different.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's see now. There we go. I can see Jess Hooker out there.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jess. Now, we had. We had a new story. I thought maybe you could help me out by seeing how the folks in the band do college students. What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

We can. This is from Mental Floss. These are slang terms of 20, 25. Are you guys confident you could answer some of these questions?

[Josh Arnold]

Slang terms from this year and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Are they these the most Googled?

[Tom Griswold]

These are. These are the most searched slang terms according to Mental Floss.

[Chick McGee]

So this would be people like us going, what did my.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, exactly. What. What does this mean? Let's. Well, let's try it on some of the. The great college students out there with you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. So the first one is 67. All right, come up here. Come up here real quick. Oh, be careful with that instrument. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's putting down a saxophone.

[Christy Lee]

Who's coming?

[Pat Godwin]

Somebody? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What's your name, hon? I'm Taylor. Hi, Taylor. What does 6, 7 mean? That's a great question. Honestly, I'm not really 100% sure the meaning behind it, but it does stem from a song referring to basketball player height. So when. Oh, okay, okay. Six, seven. So that's like talking about, like, the height of. I'm not sure who it is, but.

[Chick McGee]

How would you use it?

[Christy Lee]

Just, like, for fun. I like to use it like, if I'm talking about, like, numbers of things. Like, I'm like, oh, I. We have six or seven more counts.

[Josh Arnold]

On. On.

[Christy Lee]

Until. Until. Taylor, I'm gonna have to cut you off. I don't think you know what you're talking about. Okay, who. Who else? Who?

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Christy Lee]

The redhead.

[Pat Godwin]

Come here, redhead. Come here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what instrument is redhead playing?

[Christy Lee]

It's. It's a gold one with a big thing.

[Tom Griswold]

A golden with a big thing.

[Christy Lee]

Jack, Jack, Jack. Can you tell me honestly what 67 means?

[Josh Arnold]

It genuinely is just 67.

[Christy Lee]

Honey, I need better.

[Chick McGee]

No, just. This is how. That's genuinely just what it is. Like, I don't think it has any other meaning than 6, 7. This is exactly how it was explained to me. It's just. You say it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, so Aaron said. He told me that he has a niece that's turning seven in a couple of weeks. And. Will you turn this way with me and. Or this one? Yep. And you said she's having a 67 birthday party?

[Aaron Burkhart]

That's correct.

[Chick McGee]

What does that.

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean?

[Aaron Burkhart]

That means she's six and she's turning seven.

[Tom Griswold]

This got you.

[Christy Lee]

This is going according to this. It's a nonsense word. Some say it means so. So.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, does that sound all right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we're 50. 50 out here.

[Tom Griswold]

They said it was the most searched word last year. This year. And it's. But it's. And she's right. It's kind of one of those things that sort of has no meaning.

[Chick McGee]

You just kind of sneak it in when you can.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, next one. Now, I know this is going to be controversial. Okay, bop. Who can tell me what bop means? I. I know that it has two meanings. I'm very old, but I know it has two meanings.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Is this bop?

[Christy Lee]

Bop. Who. Who knows? You guys are in music. You should know this. What's your name, hun? I'm Gracie. Hi, Gracie. Hi. So a bop is. It used to be like a music term, but now it's something that you should not call a woman.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

A promiscuous woman.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the great song she bopped.

[Pat Godwin]

She bop. Yeah. Cindy Lo.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good song.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in fact, because she bopped, that's why some of those kids are there.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think maybe that's where that came from?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought bop was kind of a masturbatory term.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what we're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Christy Lee]

We're moving on.

[Tom Griswold]

We're moving.

[Christy Lee]

Mogging. You guys know what? Yep. Come here.

[Josh Arnold]

There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Mogging. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at the size of that thing.

[Christy Lee]

What's your name?

[Chick McGee]

Isaac.

[Christy Lee]

Isaac, can you tell me what mogging means, please?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so if you have, like, a lot of aura, you know, if you're doing something really cool, you're really. A lot of confidence. Sometimes you'll mog on the opposition. It's like sucking in your cheekbones and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's. He's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, oh, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love the Mog. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So if you do something, like, with a lot of confidence and to show up your opposition, you'll mog them.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

You got it. Very good. One of the tromboners.

[Chick McGee]

So it's sort of a facial mic drop. You. You mog to let them know. Hey, I just want.

[Christy Lee]

Am I doing it right, guys?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Just checking. Tom, is this one Huz or Hughes? You guys gotta help me. Come here.

[Tom Griswold]

H u Z, Z. H U Z Z. I would assume it's Huzz, but it may be Hughes.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute. Time out for the. Did Tom come up with all these words?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's in a story.

[Tom Griswold]

Mental floss.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

But I was hoping that he did some show prep with his girls and they worked him through the pronunciation.

[Chick McGee]

I have a guess for Huz.

[Christy Lee]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Is it short for husband, as in, that's my future huzz?

[Christy Lee]

It is not.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, but it was a pretty damn good guess.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a good guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Great guest.

[Christy Lee]

And what's your name, hon? My name is Jenny. Jenny. Yeah. Jenny. What is. Is it Hughes or Huzz? It's Huzz. Okay. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess the best way to describe that, you're out, you're hanging out. Oh, my God. You see someone, you go, it's the Huz.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

It'S the Hus.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

They're so cute.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the huzz.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I think you're right because it says here it's an attractive woman.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Okay. Or a guy, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe ask them.

[Chick McGee]

Can it also be a guy?

[Christy Lee]

Can it be a guy or girl? No. It's just a woman.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Jenny says otherwise.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, but it's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone who's attractive.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You may be right, Josh. I wonder if that. If that's where that comes from.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but if it's a. If it's only for a woman. I don't know. Can a bop also be a huzz?

[Christy Lee]

Can a bop be a huzz?

[Tom Griswold]

An attractive prostitute?

[Christy Lee]

Can a husband.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know if she's a prostitute. She just gets around.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. Not. I'm sorry. This just an attractive, round heeled, promiscuous. Let's move on. We're talking with Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's out in the parking lot here. We're doing our Omaha Steaks cookout with the great band from Butler University, the Butler Athletic Band, under the direction of Aaron Burkhart. And we're talking about some. Some of the most searched slang terms this year. Let's move on. What else you got?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So let's stay on theme with Omaha Steaks. Can anybody tell me what a Big Back is? Right here. Come here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Big Back.

[Christy Lee]

What's your name, hun? My name is Viv. Viv, what's a Big Back? Essentially, it's someone who's eating a lot. Like, let's say you have, like, this really big Christmas Eve meal. Or like, steak. Steak. Especially like, oh, I'm eating Big Back tonight. It doesn't have to mean baby back ribs, but it can. All right, thank you so much.

[Chick McGee]

All right, so a thin person can be a Big Back. It has nothing to do with their size. It has to do with.

[Christy Lee]

They're confirming that that's true. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Big Back.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. All right. We decided we were gonna skip that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold on.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to do the one that starts with a G? Is that okay, Let me look.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah, let's do this. Can. Can. Can you guys tell me what glazing means? Right here in the front? What's your name? I'm Ava. Hi, Ava. Can you tell me what glazing means? So I don't know if any of you are familiar with the term, like, brown nosing.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So glazing, someone is basically like your. Your brown is in. Like, you're giving them. Like, you're like, oh, my gosh, you're so awesome. Like, you're. You're. But you're, like, really over the top with it. Like, you're giving, like, excessive, like, compliments.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

That's glazing someone that's great. Yes. It says to give someone. Someone excessive, often cringe worthy praise. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I wanted to take the opportunity to tell Tom how wonderful this con. This quiz is. Tom, well done, sir.

[Chick McGee]

It is good. It's fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you glazing, Tom? Is that what you're doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I'm glazing into his eyes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we have time for a couple more? Jess, you're doing a great job out there in the parking lot with the Butler. The Butler Athletic Band. They're so terrific. What's our next word?

[Christy Lee]

Earlier someone mentioned aura. We were talking about that, you guys. He did. Yes, he did. And. And we're gonna. Aura farming. Can you guys tell me what that means?

[Tom Griswold]

We just talked about this farming.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we did just come up here with.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God, you're a doll baby. What's your name?

[Josh Arnold]

My name is Merrick.

[Christy Lee]

Merrick. Oh, and that's a cute name, too. All right, Eric, can you tell me what aura farming is?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's very similar, actually to MOGGING in the sense of aura is a lot of presence.

[Josh Arnold]

And so when you're aura farming, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Do a lot of things or activities that try to get you to get.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of attraction.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of people buy into.

[Josh Arnold]

Your presence, buy into your vibe. And in that sense, you sort of MOG people.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's not so much as in the context of others.

[Tom Griswold]

It can just be within yourself. It's a more standalone concept than mogging.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of feel like you're speaking another language, but yeah, ask.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, ask him what his major is.

[Christy Lee]

What's your major, Hun?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a double major in computer science.

[Josh Arnold]

And neuroscience with a minor in chemistry.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew. I could tell he was a. I could tell he was a genius.

[Pat Godwin]

Not only that, but he works out. Look at those arms.

[Josh Arnold]

Let him get back to his dungeons.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't have to do any. He doesn't have to do any aura farming. He's hot.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever. Are you still a dork? Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

And he was looking me right in.

[Pat Godwin]

The eyes the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

What's his instrument? I couldn't see.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you what his instrument.

[Christy Lee]

Watch your mouth. What instrument do you play here in the Butler Athletic Band?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a percussionist.

[Josh Arnold]

So for here, I'm playing the marching snare drum, but for our basketball band.

[Tom Griswold]

I play on the drum set.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

He does what? He's not a drum set.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a drummer.

[Christy Lee]

For personal note how old are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I am 20 years old.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, sounds good. Thank you so much.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds good.

[Pat Godwin]

America can't have a beer yet?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's not fun.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a rule, Jess. They got to be able to buy their own beer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, then it's illegal. All right, guys. And I have another one. I think this is an easy one. Delulu. Can you tell me what Delulu means? Right here, look, your pretty braids. What's your name?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm Haley.

[Christy Lee]

Haley, what's Delulu mean? She's kind of crazy. You're a little delusional. You don't know what's going on. Maybe you're a little bit too confident, you know? I like that. I like that. That's good.

[Chick McGee]

Like that last guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what she's referring to.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you guys are just jealous.

[Josh Arnold]

You're damn right we are. Everybody's glad he's still. Stop talking. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Super smart, good looking, and he's a drummer. Yeah, we don't have any problem with that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just intimidated by how much of a crush I have on it.

[Christy Lee]

Me too, Josh. Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

I. The one that. Really. I'd heard this before. The. The weirdest one is the. Is the name of a. Of a state.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. You guys have homecoming tomorrow, correct? And who do you guys play? Where is Maris? Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. Okay, well, this is different from that. What is Ohio? Does anybody know what Ohio means?

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

No. Anybody else that we haven't had before? You've gone before. Come on. One of you guys in the back. Jenny, you want to come? Jenny? Jenny.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Contemporary slang, Jenny.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The word Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

Ohio. The word Ohio, what does it mean? So as someone personally from Michigan, the superior state, I gotta say, objectively bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Objectively bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Michigan on top. You say something's weird, something's off, you say that's Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

That's correct. Thank you, Jenny.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's a national thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah. It says here something weird, cringe or absurd.

[Chick McGee]

I told my. I told my niece she had Ohio. Riz. And I think she's still laughing somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the last one should be Clanker.

[Christy Lee]

Clanker. Okay, guys, right here.

[Chick McGee]

That got a big reaction.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Like, are you like an AI major or something? Is that why they all said you had to answer this question?

[Aaron Burkhart]

Computer science and data science.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. What's your name, hon?

[Josh Arnold]

Seth.

[Christy Lee]

Seth, can you tell me what clanker means?

[Josh Arnold]

So Clanker comes From the amazing 2008.

[Chick McGee]

Show Star wars the Clone wars, and it was used by the Republic of army as a derogatory term for the separatist battle droids.

[Josh Arnold]

Since been adopted as sort of a.

[Chick McGee]

Slur for robots and AI in general.

[Tom Griswold]

Dead on.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, that was amazing, Seth.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a nervous.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone pointed at you to answer that question.

[Tom Griswold]

The first phrase in the definition is a slur for robots or AI. Nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

Has anybody in the band used a clanker for an assignment at school?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they're allowed to say that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, they might.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you guys.

[Pat Godwin]

That was great.

[Christy Lee]

You've schooled all of us. We appreciate it. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

For the most part, they knew all of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, guys, please leave.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoying some delicious Omaha steaks, etc. Etc. As our tailgate cookout continues with the smoking pastor Jordan Davis. Right now, we're going to. We're going to talk a little bit about Omaha Steaks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Joshi, it's tailgate.

[Tom Griswold]

Back it up, take two.

[Chick McGee]

Give me another one, Jim. I've got the meat sweats and the. The meat fumbles, we'll call it. And speaking of fumbles, it's tailgating season now. Maybe your team isn't doing too well. It's fumble after fumble, pick after pick, sack after sack.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what they won't fumble?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

That Omaha steak when you hand it to him on a plate.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for finishing my thoughts.

[Tom Griswold]

You had a thought? I thought you were. I just thought you were completely lost and desperately wanted me to do something so you could get back to the script.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Because. Because buses are delicious.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I just bought a box of them yesterday for my friend Dustin.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice of you.

[Tom Griswold]

He helped me out. Thank you, Dustin. When we come back, I'm going to tie a perfect bow on this show.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to tie in something we were talking about almost four hours ago. And most of you will find it fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we've lost.

[Tom Griswold]

We've lost, Lost Chuck Michaels. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick. No, that was me because I was eating.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing great. It's a special event today.

[Josh Arnold]

Does make you feel happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't hear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's that music. Music's always great, but this is a special type of music. It's. It's the. The music of a great marching band. And they're out in our parking lot. It's the Butler athletic band from Butler University under the direction of Aaron Burkhart. And he's got a bunch of folks working with him and they just sound great. And we're grilling steaks out there, courtesy of Omaha Steaks. We're doing a tailgate.

[Pat Godwin]

Perfect day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's going to be a big, big weekend in high school football, college football and pro football.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Now next year when we do this, we get some flag football teams together. We have the Bob and Tom bowl out in the sidey yard. Oh, yeah. Set up a football field. Go Deep.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to go tackle.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I could do that, but I could certainly watch.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think we have liability for that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you. This is so much fun. And we have another quiz, if you're just joining us. We just had a great quiz about vocabulary. There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't know that they have a certain amount of time. They play.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. I'm enjoying this so much. Here it comes. Oh, yeah. Thank you very much. Now it's a quiz time once again, and I think we have Ms. Hooker out there.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Now we've been talking about.

[Christy Lee]

These kids just went. Thought you were just calling me a hooker, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. You better explain to them that that's your actual name.

[Christy Lee]

That's my actual name? Yeah, they just said. Oh, you just called her a hooker. Do you guys know what hooker means? There's a question. All right, it probably means that. Who knows what it means? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we could do reverse.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Slang on them.

[Christy Lee]

Let's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's not do that.

[Christy Lee]

We have a better question.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they know what a hipster is? They'll have to come in to see me. We. We've been talking.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking about posters and what posters you had on your walls are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

When you. When you were in high school. School, or now in college, I want to know what is up on the walls of contemporary dorm rooms, etc. Etc. That these kids all live in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So do you guys have, like, movie posters? Your favorite actor? Anybody? Let's see right here. Can I ask you, what's your name, hon? Isabella. Isabella. Isabella. Isabella, what is on the walls of your dorm? So I have some famous artwork, but as Kermit the Frog. So we have the Kermit Lisa. Kermit with a pearl earring. And Vincent Van goes Self portrait as Kermit the front.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Great. I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

I no longer. I no longer am concerned about the next generation.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. Do you have anything on your dorm walls? You go and come up here. Sorry, I know you didn't volunteer, but.

[Josh Arnold]

On my dorm walls, it's mostly just photos from school and a lot of memoriam from my high school career.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Memorabilia.

[Christy Lee]

What's your name?

[Tom Griswold]

Andrew.

[Christy Lee]

Andrew. Okay, so just like. It's like a museum to you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, more or less.

[Tom Griswold]

Ask him what his favorite. His favorite band is.

[Christy Lee]

What's your favorite band? The Butler Band.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, the Butler Band.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. There you go. Does anyone have something odd or you think that's pretty unique on your walls? What is it? All right, what's here?

[Tom Griswold]

When I was a freshman, I designed.

[Christy Lee]

A little flag that has a very blurry picture of a bulldog that says, dogs to Eat. Oh, I like that. Okay. All right. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And any. Any movie. Any movie posters? Band posters?

[Christy Lee]

Movie posters. What do you have, hon? What's your name? Oh, God. We ran out of wire. Come here. What's your name? I'm Grace. Grace, what do you have on your walls? Fight Club, One of the greatest movies ever made.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

How old are you? Oh, 20. So that movie came out before you were born? A long time before I was born.

[Chick McGee]

The first rule of having a Fight Club poster is not telling us you had a Fight Club poster.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the first rule.

[Christy Lee]

A fight club. All right, any other movie posters? What do you have? I don't have. I don't have a movie poster, but I do have a signed poster from Cubom, which it was the opener to the Living Tombstone concert I went to a couple years ago. So I was like, hey, signed poster. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. That is cool. Very cool. Anything signed? That's always good. What do you have? Can you step closer? So it's not a movie poster, but it is a signed picture from one of my favorite actresses. She's dead now, but. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

How would you guess?

[Christy Lee]

No, hold on. Who is it? Olivia Newton John.

[Tom Griswold]

She was. She was actually on this show a long time ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell me about it, stud.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone have a band poster on their wall?

[Christy Lee]

Anybody banned a band poster?

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Jenny, tell me real quick, what do you have on your wall? It's not really a poster. It's just a little postcard. Every time I ask you guys, you go, it's not really what I asked for. And I feel like you're not good at assignments.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? What's it of?

[Pat Godwin]

What band?

[Christy Lee]

It's of the. Oh, hellos. They're like a folk band. It's really cute. Okay. Oh, hello.

[Tom Griswold]

And I saw one of their arm up. We have time for one other inquiry here.

[Christy Lee]

Tell me what's on your walls.

[Josh Arnold]

So I've got a band poster.

[Chick McGee]

You'll probably appreciate Aerosmith, specifically the Permanent Vacation album.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good one. That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Somewhat redeemed. Pink Floyd. Anything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Jess. Very nice. And thanks again. Special thanks to the Butler Athletic Band under the direction of Aaron Burkhart. What a great treat this has been. We certainly appreciate it and we're going to be saying hello and Goodbye from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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