The BOB & TOM Show - September 29, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – September 29, 2025

Host: The BOB & TOM Show (Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Jess Hooker, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby)
Date: September 29, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends the show’s signature mix of comedy, lively banter, music, and topical news. The crew kicks off the week with laughs, sports results, absurd true stories, listener letters, and digressions about everything from LEGO-building fails to explosive bike tires, from slang dictionaries to corn dog recalls. The group’s trademark raunchy bits, affectionate ribbing, and digressions into personal stories keep the tone light, irreverent, and fast-paced.

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Major Segments & Highlights

1. "Pissing Outside": A Musical Ode

• [01:02 – 03:06]
  The show opens with a comedic musical interlude about the joys of urinating outdoors, performed by Tom, Bob, and Chick. “You don’t know what you’re missing until you start pissing outside,” they sing, invoking everything from virgin snow to the grass being greener "when you water with your wiener."
  • Memorable Quote (Chick, 03:14):
    “Because the grass is always greener when you water with your wiener outside!”
• After the song, the cast riffs on Tom’s supposed penchant for outdoor urination, with Tom declaring:
  Tom (03:41): "It connects me to the earth."
  Chick: "You mean it grounds you?"
  Banter continues about whether such experiences are "spiritually grounding."

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2. Monday Catch-Up: Weekend Mishaps, LEGO Frustrations

• [04:47 – 10:45]
  • Bike Tire Explosion:
    Bob recounts an explosive mishap while filling his bicycle tire ("boom happened at 30 [psi], not 50"), leading to comedic speculation about the dangers of air hoses and a group admission of such irrational fears (05:00–07:30).
  • LEGO Building Woes:
    Chick laments being unable to assemble a complicated LEGO radio, admitting his defeat to Tom’s 12-year-old daughter, Finn, who is a LEGO whiz.
    Chick (10:27): "I knew that a 12-year-old was smarter than I was. Now I have proof."

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3. Sports Highlights & Bets

• [12:23 – 13:15 | 36:26 – 38:29 | 57:47 – 65:15]
  • NFL Recap:
    Recap of Green Bay vs. Dallas’ wild 40–40 overtime tie and Chick’s “bookie woes.”
  • Scoregami (unique NFL final scores) discussed, with Tom excited about record-breaking results.
    Chick (59:36):
    "This result has never happened before. Never in the history of the National Football League."
  • Non-Alcoholic Beer Mishap:
    Bob humorously admits drinking multiple Stella Artois 0.0s, only realizing his error after failing to get "buzzed."
  • Sports Guy Identity Crisis:
    Chick, resistant to his "sports guy" moniker, complains about frequent sports interruptions and ribbing.

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4. True Tales: Cheese Sticks, Pranks Gone Wrong, Listener Letters

• [19:29 – 23:10]
  • Strange Listener Letter:
    Tom reads a letter about a child who inserted five cheese sticks rectally, requiring EMT intervention and X-rays.
    Chick (21:09): "Let's let it go."
    Bob: "There's some things your kids do that you just don't tell people about."
  • Air Hose Prank Gone Wrong:
    The cast recalls a horrifying story of a prank at a service station involving an air hose and a coworker’s posterior—"and it killed the guy" (18:28).
    Chick: "That’s Final Destination stuff, man."
  • More Listener Letters:
    Topics include childhood posters (Linda Carter, Frank Zappa), nostalgic video stores, marching band stories, and expired pancake mix horror.

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5. Pop Culture, Posters, and T-Shirts

• [22:19 – 33:13]
  • Poster Memories:
    The hosts reminisce over classic room posters—Zappa, Budweiser girls, Ozzy, and the John Belushi "College" sweatshirt shot.
  • T-Shirt Irony:
    Debate over people wearing Nirvana and Ramones shirts having never heard the bands—Tom admits to judging such wearers, Chick recalls wearing an Indian Motorcycle shirt despite having crashed one.

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6. Contemporary Slang & Language Discussion

• [139:53 – 147:28]
  • New Terms in the Dictionary:
    Jess reads social slang and jargon recently added to Merriam-Webster, quizzing the room:
    • Beast mode (“bringing it hard, 100% full out”)
    • Dad bod (“slightly overweight, not extremely muscular”)
    • Dumb phone (“cell phone with no advanced features”)
    • Petrichor (the smell after rainfall—new to most of the cast)
    • Teraflop (a trillion floating point operations per second)
    • Hard pass (“firm refusal”)
  • The group critiques overused or misused words in modern lingo—"impact", "optics", "unpack", etc.

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7. Major News & Absurd Health Stories

• [157:08 – 159:34, 161:02+]
  • Massive Corn Dog Recall:
    58 million pounds of corn dogs and sausage-on-a-stick products recalled after reports of embedded wood splinters; comic speculation ensues about the irony of wood in a product already on a stick.
    • Pat Godwin sings an Elvis-style parody:
      "Ain't nothing but a corn dog with wood in the batter. Millions being recalled with wood in Nevada."
  • World Records:
    Guinness record for world’s longest fingernails by a male (over 19 feet!), and ensuing gross-out at how one lives with such appendages and how his wife helps him.

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8. Personal Health & Home Life

• [49:32 – 53:37]
  • Tom’s Hernia Update:
    Colorful discussion of post-surgical swelling (“At its height, I would say lacrosse ball”), scatological humor, and the “sandpaper softball” pooping story.
  • Household Pet Peeves:
    Sunday morning noise etiquette (lawn mowing rules), the problem with leaf blowers, burning leaves, and neighborly rooster crowing.

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9. Technology, Subtitles, and the Evolution of Media

• [131:28 – 138:36]
  • Closed Captioning:
    Gen Z prefers subtitles; Tom and Jess admit to always using them, whether from hearing loss or habit.
  • Formats Discussion:
    Whether modern movies have been (or could be) shot in vertical (TikTok-style) alignment; brief discussion of smartphone/tech preferences.
  • Subtitles in Porn?:
    The team wonders if adult films have closed captioning and imagines the sound effects.

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10. Rapid-Fire Bits, Inside Jokes, and Musical Moments

• Frequent running gags involve Chick’s failed LEGO skills, Tom’s unusual phrasing (“angels in a basket” for pigs in blanket), making fun of suburban parking etiquette, riffing on the origins of the word “glory hole” (with a promise to research "Glory Hole Park" in Aspen, CO for a future show), and trivia round of TV theme songs from My Three Sons.
• Odd foods and nostalgic chats: Cool Whip mishaps, family food hoarding (Cool Whip tubs as Tupperware), diet fads, and the effect of butter on health.

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Notable Quotes & Comedic Moments

• About LEGO Troubles:
  “I knew that a 12-year-old was smarter than I was. Now I have proof.”
  – Chick McGee (10:27)

• On embarrassing ER visits:
  "He decided, for whatever reason, to insert a cheese stick into his butt. Couldn't get it out. He panicked and called 911."
  – Tom Griswold reading a listener letter (19:54)

• On non-alcoholic beer confusion:
  "I had two and I was like, man, I am not even the least bit buzzed. And I realized I had been drinking non alcohol.”
  – Bob Kevoian (55:58)

• On the widespread taste for Ramones/Nirvana shirts:
  "A lot of the people wearing it don't realize it's referencing a band."
  – Tom Griswold (28:56)

• On "Petrichor":
  “If the weatherman did it, I would go, what are you talking about?”
  – Tom Griswold (146:43)

• On mishaps with prescription meds after surgery:
  “I famously went 11 days after a shoulder surgery, and on day 12, I gave birth to a sandpaper softball. I know ladies what childbirth is like. At least rectally.”
  – Tom Griswold (53:07)

• Elvis-Style Corn Dog Song:
  “Ain’t nothing but a corn dog with wood in the batter. Millions being recalled with wood in Nevada.”
  – Pat Godwin (159:12)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:02] “Pissing Outside” song
• [04:50] Bob’s exploding bike tire story
• [10:27] LEGO fail and Chick’s admission
• [12:23 / 59:36] Sports: Packers/Cowboys tie, Scoregami
• [19:29] Listener letter: kid with cheese sticks
• [49:32] Tom’s hernia update
• [57:47] NFL, non-alcoholic beer discussion
• [131:28] Captioning, subtitles culture
• [139:53] Miriam-Webster new words, slang quiz
• [157:08] Corn dog recall news & Elvis parody

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The Cast on Full Display

• Frequent comedic interplay between Chick, Bob, Tom, and Jess, with running gags about bodily functions, ignorance of modern slang, and escalating stories about food and parents.
• Pat Godwin’s musical parodies serve as delightful interludes, including a standout Elvis-inspired corn dog recall song (159:12).
• Listener interaction via letters brings in real-life absurdities and fuels additional riffing.
• Topical absurdity blends with a healthy dose of nostalgia and pop culture trivia, covering everything from TV theme songs to the Super Bowl halftime show announcement (Bad Bunny, to Tom’s confusion).

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM blend: unfiltered, eccentric, and laugh-out-loud. There’s something for every fan—news-heads, sports junkies, nostalgia lovers, and those looking to just go beast mode on a Monday morning commute.

If you missed it, check the timestamps for your favorite brand of Bob & Tom chaos and cringe—just maybe skip the cheese stick letters if you’re eating breakfast.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

The steam begins to rise.

[Bob Kevoian]

It slowly effervesces.

[Tom Griswold]

Leaves are crinkling under sweet caresses.

[Chick McGee]

I cherish this moment of natural bliss.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing's missing.

[Chick McGee]

When I'm pissing outside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pissing outside.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know what you're doing missing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Until you start pissing outside.

[Tom Griswold]

Pissing outside.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, America. Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside. There you go. You know a rock, a bush, a shrubbery, a tree. You can go anywhere you please.

[Tom Griswold]

There's so many things that you can.

[Chick McGee]

So make it like your mission and just start missing outside. Missing outside.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know what you're missing until you start missing outside. You know my favorite place is in the virgin snow?

[Chick McGee]

You find a fresh canvas and let it flow.

[Tom Griswold]

Sign your name and watch it glisten.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unless you're in Alaska, then your task is to go faster.

[Tom Griswold]

Cause it freezes and you have to.

[Chick McGee]

Walk backwards while you're pissing outside. Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until.

[Tom Griswold]

You start pissing outside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pissing outside.

[Chick McGee]

Pissing outside.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know what you're missing until.

[Bob Kevoian]

You start pissing outside.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the grass is always greener when.

[Chick McGee]

You water with your wiener outside. Ah, yes. That should have been Tom. Pissing outside. Pissing outside Every day. You do that, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

When I can.

[Chick McGee]

Several times in the morning. You're an animal.

[Tom Griswold]

It connects me to the earth.

[Chick McGee]

You mean it grounds you.

[Tom Griswold]

One could put it that way anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you. Yeah. So, lessons intelligent. Hi, it's the Bob and Tom Show. As you can tell, we actively hate each other. There's Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, indeed. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How's it going?

[Bob Kevoian]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sweating? Are you overheated?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm just shaking. No, I just changed the sugar in my sugar Thing and I just got some on my shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it'll happen. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I have a diner sugar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it doesn't. Don't you pour it in the cup on your shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was filling it.

[Chick McGee]

You're refilling.

[Jess Hooker]

We have a bulk bag.

[Tom Griswold]

I buy the bulk still.

[Chick McGee]

But how do you get it on your shirt? Apparently, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

I do. You crawl up underneath the.

[Tom Griswold]

It puffs out. So in any event, we're all good over here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad to be here, everybody. Have a good weekend, I hope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. Something happened to me that I have always feared would happen. And now that it has happened, it's. It's released. I no longer have to fear this thing.

[Chick McGee]

All right. You were attacked by a snake.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that happened last. Last spring.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you follow my Instagram, you saw the adventures.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bitten by a snake. But the. I was filling my bike tires.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I wasn't quite sure what the psi was. So I looked it up and it said for these exact tires, 50 psi. 50 boom. And no, the boom happened at 30.

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

Hand pump or were you at the gas station?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I was. I have my own. That plugs into my car. And then I, you know, love it. And I had it. And I was right, you know, I was right down next to it, waiting as the gauge was rising and I was getting ready to turn it off. Whenever it hit to 50, it barely got to 30 and bam. Exploded right at the side of my face.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it loud?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure you had the right number?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah. So there was. It was the inner tube. The tire itself is fine, but the inner tube blew.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's always been a fear of mine and filling up anything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. That. Blow your face off is what I would think. Yeah. Wow. Absolutely. Now, see, if you were Tom, I would be suspicious and think that you had done something wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm just thinking over the winter or what? Some. Sometime dry or something. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're just getting your bike out now that the winter is over?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now that. Yeah, I much prefer fall riding.

[Tom Griswold]

So did you get it fixed and go riding?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, this was yesterday. So I am going to take it somewhere because it's the tire with all the chains hooked up to it. So I'm not doing it myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you do me a favor? Can you take it to one of the big quickie tire change places for cars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And just roll your bike up. Hey, how you. I need a couple tires rotated you got any rims or. Well, no, we. Where. It's automotive place. It's a tire.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the problem?

[Chick McGee]

It says Tire city. What's the problem?

[Tom Griswold]

So is it the. Is it the tire or the tube?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the tube. Yeah, but maybe they'll replace the tire too. They shouldn't have to, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm glad you're okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

How do they get that? How do they get all those. That would change in gears.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because if it was the front tire, I can easily remove that and. But this is. No, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you go for a walk then instead, since you were all ready for a little extra?

[Bob Kevoian]

I go. I walk pretty much every day. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you weren't physically hurt in any way, you're just scared.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And the neighbors were too, so. And the cats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you're right though, in that we all have a fear of something like that eventually going to happen. And it happened to you, so now you're done with it. It's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know that my head's not going to explode also when that happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I have a dumb question. Would it have been louder had it been a tire on a car or a tr.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna guess yes.

[Jess Hooker]

The bigger the tube, much more dangerous too. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just doing that last week, so.

[Chick McGee]

See, you shouldn't. You shouldn't do any of this.

[Tom Griswold]

I was doing it at 3:30 in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I got it done. I got in. No, got it fixed up, thanks to my friends. They got it done.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean your friends?

[Jess Hooker]

Eddie. Eddie got it done.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. You told somebody you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I did it.

[Chick McGee]

You told somebody about it and they went and filled your tire up and that's equivalent to you doing it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did it at 3:30 in the morning by myself. Then I brought it in here and Eddie was kind enough to fill it up in order for me to take it to the tire store.

[Chick McGee]

How did you do it by yourself? Did you stop at a service station?

[Tom Griswold]

I turned around and I drove to a service station at a. At a nearby freeway interchange.

[Chick McGee]

Do you. Do you know how many times you've told me don't go to a service station?

[Tom Griswold]

I had no choice or, you don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Want to mess that rim up.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course the end. The. The air thing is over in the darkest area of the service station. The service station, it's lit up like a Spielberg movie. Except where that air thing is.

[Chick McGee]

Did it take a quarter?

[Tom Griswold]

You have to get quarters no, that one. These things all take you swipe now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I have free air at my gas station.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that's customer service capital.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, you still have free air at the apartment complex?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we have a nice little station over there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Car wash. That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

At your apartment?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's nice.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Real good.

[Chick McGee]

That's worth half a month's rent. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad everyone had a good time. Any other updates? Any other problems anybody had?

[Chick McGee]

No, I can't think of it. I didn't. I didn't get to grill out. I wanted to grill out this weekend. The days just got away from me. Watching football.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

I tried to put a lot that. Are you the one that bought me the LEGO radio for Christmas one year?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jason.

[Chick McGee]

Jason, did you buy that? Well, thank you, Jason.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you put it together?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's impossible. It's absolutely impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one right there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. You did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are Legos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like an actual radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you save all the pieces?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. Well, that's another thing. That's another thing. Good luck in keeping all the pieces. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying because I'll take it off your hands. Why?

[Chick McGee]

We. I'll sell it.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my. One of my daughters does those all the time. She'll love it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How old's your daughter?

[Tom Griswold]

My 12 year old daughter. Finn loves Legos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they come with extra pieces or.

[Chick McGee]

I knew that a 12 year old was smarter than I was. Now I have proof.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Chick McGee]

I failed, man.

[Tom Griswold]

The directions are on your phone now.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And the directions are. They give you a nice book and you follow the book and all the part and I just.

[Jess Hooker]

So you can look it up on your phone or look at the book.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. And it's just you.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's a blue one. No, that's a green one.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes this. The shade gradients of the pieces can be tricky.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

And sometimes, yeah, it got.

[Bob Kevoian]

They don't always.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that grayish brown? Brownish gray? Could that be a. Is that a khaki? Wait a minute. No, that's not. That doesn't go in the.

[Chick McGee]

And at one point, after like 45 minutes looking for a piece, I hear behind me, oh. And I'm thinking, oh, what the hell. Yeah. The Australian shepherd had a piece of it in her mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

You get it out?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll take it off your hand.

[Chick McGee]

I hooked and scooped during COVID We.

[Tom Griswold]

Built half of the Disney castle and then I gave it to my son and he finished it up.

[Chick McGee]

You are absolutely a better man than I am.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's.

[Chick McGee]

I give up. I almost killed my entire neighborhood.

[Jess Hooker]

The up house. It's really cute. We finally got it done, but the up house. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The balloons and things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Jess Hooker]

It was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And we just had. The world's didn't. What's the biggest one? Is it the Titanic or the.

[Chick McGee]

The Death Star? Right. Something in Star Wars.

[Tom Griswold]

We just had. We just had a story about it coming up. We have great letters today. A lot of exciting things going on out there and a lot of praise for the show Friday in which we had the Butler University band here. So much fun and getting. Doing our Omaha Steaks cookout. It was really a blast. So thanks to everybody who participated in that. A special thanks to our staff here, Eddie, Cookie, etc. Etc. Doing a lot of the heavy lifting for us. We'll get to our letters coming up in a matter of moments. A couple of scores in the world of the NFL.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what's a tie like? Guys kissing your sister. That's exactly right. That's what we had last night. Green Bay and Dallas ties in overtime. 40, 40. And of course, if it's overtime, why they play one overtime session and regular season, it's tied. That's it. Everybody go home lame with a capital lay. That's exactly right. 40, 40. Boy, oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Soccer.

[Chick McGee]

What was your.

[Tom Griswold]

What was your pick on that?

[Chick McGee]

I had the Green Bay minus the points. But I called my bookie and he goes, no, no, there's no way of deciding bets off. That's what he said. Okay, that's it. But I still owe him $3,000.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Can I talk to you later about that?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, exciting things in the world of sports involving Mount Everest and Linda Carter. Lynda Carter. Oh, yeah, I didn't know Wonder Woman.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we're talking posters, ain't we?

[Bob Kevoian]

She was gorgeous. Or is, I guess. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonder Woman. In the news as well as in the world of news, we have the halftime show for the Super Bowl's been announced. Corn dog recall. Corn dog recall and big fingernail news. Two big fingernail stories in the news. You'll be happy to hear you almost.

[Chick McGee]

Vomit when you talk about fingernails.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, especially when you hear this one. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

If you're shopping while working, eating or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even listening to this podcast, then you.

[Jess Hooker]

Know and love the thrill of the hunt. But are you getting the thrill of the best deals?

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

Miss a deal or go to rakuten.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

To start getting the most bang for your buck.

[Jess Hooker]

That's R A K U T E.

[Bob Kevoian]

N.

[Chick McGee]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom just went down the tire wormhole because Josh was filling up his tire in his bike and it exploded.

[Chick McGee]

That can be dangerous, though, with especially an automobile tire. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I want. I remembered a few years ago and I, I don't remember where the. I got a car. And they. There was a real big deal that they put nitrogen in the. In the tires instead of air. Does anybody remember this fad?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a real big deal.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Supposed to be more stable than.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've just been looking it over and there it's kind of not really a big important thing. I guess there are different studies about what does this really do you any good? And it says, well, nitrogen has less moisture and it helps maintain pressure in extreme climate. Switches.

[Chick McGee]

But people were losing their minds when a cold snap would hit there.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Tire pressure would go off. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tires would get some optimistic claims say there's a significant fuel savings and a 50% tire life extension. That's disputed by. Anyway, I don't know. So the answer is I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

I thought. Well, Pat and I were under the assumption that they met nitrous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're going in the tires. So we were down there huffing the tires. We were having a great time.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly, if that were the case.

[Chick McGee]

Totally misunderstood.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a big problem.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the thing we had a couple years ago where a guy took a air pressure hose thing and shoved it.

[Chick McGee]

In his behind co workers.

[Tom Griswold]

In his co workers behind is a joke. And it killed the guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

So I guess Josh. I guess he had the wrong setting. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I remembered it was in Australia.

[Jess Hooker]

Did they work in a service station?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think this. You think it went ding, ding, ding.

[Tom Griswold]

Then finally it went dawn.

[Chick McGee]

That was a consensual sexual.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe. I don't know. I'll have to. I can dig up maybe in that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was definitely a prank that went.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Let's say I'm gonna pull a prank on Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How do I get the air hose up his ass?

[Bob Kevoian]

This was one of those. He walked up behind his buddy and just put it up through the shorts and everything. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And hit the switch and move. Huh. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

It expanded his rectum or so.

[Tom Griswold]

That's something we're not going to be doing today. Anybody?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know if it would be. I don't know. If it'd be more effective with nitrogen or not.

[Chick McGee]

But that's like Final Destination stuff, man. Oh, the way that, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad way to go. We actually have a letter that kind of touches on that, believe it or not.

[Chick McGee]

Someone exploding, A friend.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this comes to us from Mr. E. That's all I can say.

[Chick McGee]

Earl.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not Earl. It's not Elvis. Okay. I was awakened at 1am My son telling me there were firefighters in an ambulance outside our house.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Turns out he had called them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He had decided, for whatever reason, to insert a cheese stick into his butt. Couldn't get it out. He panicked and called 91 1.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Like a mozzarella cheese or like a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or like a pool.

[Tom Griswold]

The EMTs assured us he was not in immediate danger.

[Chick McGee]

You know, we've got those cheese sticks in our refrigerator right now.

[Tom Griswold]

We took him to the er.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see if I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, this had nothing to do with any kind of sexual experimentation. He's young enough. I believed him. We were asked a series of questions at the emergency room. Had the plastic been removed?

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

It must be the same stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Turns out he had shoved not one, but five sticks.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

They did an X ray to locate the last two remaining sticks. I guess they'd gotten three out.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

The doctors assured us, because there was no plastic, everything is okay. The story is ongoing. I'll let you know.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what? It's okay. We don't need to know. Well, that's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just let it go.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I've been stopped up by cheese, but usually it's gone in the other direction.

[Jess Hooker]

You see, a listener sent us that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Unsolicited. And this is happening as we speak.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the guy's still in the hospital.

[Jess Hooker]

That's there?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're at home now. But he's waiting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Waiting for the cheese to pass.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or be absorbed. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But it is time for us to get to our stack of letters.

[Chick McGee]

How would that work?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

He didn't have to read that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we didn't.

[Chick McGee]

It can't digest that way, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I assume it'll awful exit on its own due to a pressure from the other direction pushing it out.

[Chick McGee]

You'd like to have a. Have a crowbar and a Nanaman. What the hell, man?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, you asked for it.

[Jess Hooker]

There's some things that your kids do that you just don't tell people about.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I think. This letter's about.

[Jess Hooker]

I do too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm letting these people that I listen to every morning. I have to get this out.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not telling my good friends about this. I'm not telling my parents.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, the kids, grandparents. I'm not telling my. I gotta let this out, though.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm writing Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do they call you Velveeta? Funny story. When I was 5. Okay, we have. I have more letters over here. Unless you guys has any.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking. We has. We had some. We were talking about posters last week. And what was on your. What was on your bedroom wall when you were a kid? You had. You had a bunch of posters. You answer this. I don't know if you're here or not. No.

[Jess Hooker]

I worked at a. I worked at a place called Video Town.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Jess Hooker]

It was. Well, it was Video Junction and then it was Video Town.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, true.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is it a fireworks store now or a Halloween show shop? Video suburbs.

[Jess Hooker]

It's. It's a barber shop. Oh, it's a barber shop. And. But so we would rent videos and so I got all of the coolest movie posters, obviously. And so I had the Dogma movie poster on my. On my wall in college. And let's see what else I think. Dave Matthews Band. Because my roommate like Dave Matthews.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That little sprite that they have for their logo. The Dave Matthews Band that you see on the back of cars.

[Jess Hooker]

Lots of girls my age have that tattoo. That is their tramp stamp. Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Very, very common as the tramp stamp in my age range.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Yellow Flame. She dances as Dave sings.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a big one.

[Chick McGee]

Is that where they got that? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What song is that? I don't. Maybe Tripping Billy's. I forget.

[Chick McGee]

I had three main posters back in the day says Mark from Wisconsin. One was Keep on Trucking.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. That's got the drawing with a guy with the big shoe coming at you.

[Chick McGee]

The Budweiser girls in swimsuits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that was big. Where it spells Budweiser. Each one of them was wearing a segment of.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Ozzy. Bark at the Moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

I have never heard of the Frank Zappa poster. Would you care to try with. With Ms. Hooker?

[Tom Griswold]

It's of a certain era that you.

[Chick McGee]

Said it was iconic and incredibly popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Iconic doesn't mean that it's going to be posted by someone ten years after the fact.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

If he's got Bark at the moon, he's. He's 15 years beyond Frank Zappa. And fine. Fi Zappa crappa.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember the Fi Zappa crap of.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not. She's too young. We've. We received a letter from a guy. What was it in Spain? That. There was one posted in a bar there.

[Bob Kevoian]

We agreed that this was over.

[Jess Hooker]

I did have the Jim Belushi college poster too.

[Chick McGee]

John Belushi.

[Tom Griswold]

John Belushi with just the sweatshirt that just says college.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you read the story behind that? No, I think I'm. I'm not. I can't remember if Ackroyd was with them, but they were on some kind of someone. They were on a cross country tour and he just walked into some shop and that was just there. Just said college on it. They thought it was hilarious and bought it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this guy also has Linda Carter for a poster. I think we have the. Yeah, that's the one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good lord.

[Jess Hooker]

God, she's pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

And wasn't she like 6:1?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. Just something. Oh, really tall drink of water. I'm looking up her height right now.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. And the. And then the photograph. She's.

[Chick McGee]

She's just relaxing at home.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but her legs are. Yeah, I'm going to say 5 11. I'm going to go 5 11. She's ready to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think she's a success.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's a shame. Why didn't they. Couldn't they have found a part for her in the new Wonder Woman? Couldn't they.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little cameo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like Grand Grandma Wonder Woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a new. I didn't know there was a new Wonder Woman.

[Chick McGee]

Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

The beginning. The dawn of Justice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Five, nine. Linda Carter.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

You like that tall woman?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know, Altman just got in there.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Oh, Robert Altman and. And Linda Carter were.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Very much a night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very nice. You got anything else?

[Chick McGee]

Go right ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I've got a lot of letters. Let's try to get us some of the shorter ones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, please.

[Jess Hooker]

Less butt play, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. This involves. This is a. This.

[Bob Kevoian]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the. The band on Friday.

[Jess Hooker]

We did.

[Tom Griswold]

So we were doing a cookout. It was great to hear the sounds of a marching band. They did a great job.

[Chick McGee]

We had the Hope hoop.

[Bob Kevoian]

They did sound great.

[Tom Griswold]

The Butler Athletic Band was in the parking lot. It was really fun.

[Jess Hooker]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

I got this. Hey, guys. I live in Lexington, Kentucky. I went to a neighboring town where the eastern Kentucky band was practicing Eco. The sound Was great. So was the stuff I was smoking. I sat for an hour enjoying the sounds. Yeah, man. Whenever I visit that town, it's one of my favorite memories. Still living in Lexington then? This is the way I read this letter. He goes, I'm osceing it as much as I can. So now, apparently on our show, Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Has become a verb.

[Tom Griswold]

Our own Jeff Oskay is now.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

He has now become Mr. Marijuana.

[Bob Kevoian]

And happy birthday, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Today's his birthday?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday.

[Jess Hooker]

You're buying him lunch on Wednesday?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We were also talking about expiration dates. When you open up the fridge, you've got all that food in there. What. What does it really mean? My sister's ex was house sitting for our elderly aunt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I can. I can only imagine how old.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of that stuff invited me to hang out for the weekend. Saturday morning we grabbed the pancake mix in her cabinet and made some pancakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was all silverfish.

[Chick McGee]

Solid wall to wall.

[Tom Griswold]

It seemed a little bit hard. We didn't give it much thought. I took one bite, it disintegrated in my mouth. I looked at the box and noticed it had expired 10 years ago.

[Jess Hooker]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I can still taste that old ass woman's expired vintage pancake.

[Chick McGee]

Old ass woman. I found a can of beans or something in one of my cupboards. It was 2019.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I think you're okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think that's bad.

[Chick McGee]

And it's a can, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I mean, if it's not dented, you're good.

[Chick McGee]

Why would they put an expiration date on a can? Those last forever. Nuclear war, the whole thing. Canned goods, right? What the hell am I doing wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

I won't read the whole letter, but it just says, in Tom's defense. My wife works for a preschool. The most popular shirt for four and five year olds is Nirvana.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

I just ran into someone over the weekend. They were saying the same thing. That Nirvana T shirt. I guess it's at anthropology. Is that the.

[Jess Hooker]

That is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's everywhere.

[Jess Hooker]

And Target has a version too.

[Tom Griswold]

And a lot of the people wearing it don't realize it's referencing a band.

[Chick McGee]

What do they think? Is this Peace and Heaven?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I doubt if they also know that it's that as well, so. By the way, you make a whole.

[Chick McGee]

Judgment about their intelligence and background. No, just from that one shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying it's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

That's what it sounded like.

[Jess Hooker]

I think what I wore that I didn't listen to. And I would say the Grateful Dead. I had a Grateful Dead T shirt and I didn't listen to much Grateful Dead.

[Chick McGee]

It's a dead end.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you feel is you're a motorcycle enthusiast?

[Jess Hooker]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you feel about people that wear Harley Davidson gear that don't ride Harleys?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. I don't think that that happens as often. I. I think that. I don't think that happens.

[Chick McGee]

It does.

[Jess Hooker]

It does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where I used to have boots I never rode. Yeah. I think you can like a brand and not necessarily own the main.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I had an Indian. Indian motorcycle T shirt. I. I don't ride a motorcycle. One time I tried it. That's what I crashed into the neighbor's mailbox.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, how cool are Indian motorcycles?

[Tom Griswold]

Very cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

A cool thing to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh. So you one. Once.

[Chick McGee]

Once I almost hit the mailbox and I put it away.

[Jess Hooker]

It was mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it have the word in the back just.

[Chick McGee]

Like. I don't know. I'm a. Oh, I'm well aware of it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more. This is actually fairly interesting. My family traveled to Spain at the end of my daughter's semester abroad.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, have you ever been to Spain?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I kind of like the music.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a that song. Before we left, she gave us specific instructions. Strict instructions. Avoid looking like tourists. One suggestion. No graphic T shirts. So we packed solid colors. When we arrived in Barcelona, I noticed lots of people wearing Ramones T shirts. Again, I would also give you a band that a lot of people wear the shirts, have never heard them. And there's a commercial on right now with the Ramones. They play it during every football game. 10 times I.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's on one today.

[Tom Griswold]

If I brought.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You never heard that. I'll tell you, I don't know what you're talking about. If I'd brought the many Ramon shirts I own, many of them vintage, I would have fit right in. I asked our tour guide why the Ramones were so popular. He said it was part of a summer promotion from El Corte Ingles, a major Spanish retailer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a basketball court in English.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the Ramones was singled out because it's a common Spanish name. Ramon. And easy to pronounce.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have not met.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of our major writers to the show was named Ramon. We get lots of letters from Ramon in Orlando.

[Chick McGee]

Ramon sounds like a lover. Isn't here?

[Bob Kevoian]

It is. It is.

[Chick McGee]

I am Ramon you sit here. The appetizers are coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Make love to someone.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be right back.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoy your cheese stick. I'm going to shove mine in my house.

[Bob Kevoian]

You may join me if you'd like.

[Chick McGee]

You may join me. Would you like to join me in shoving mozzarella sticks up my ass?

[Bob Kevoian]

I would. Excellent choice. Excellent. Fried or raw?

[Tom Griswold]

With your teeth. Okay. Dear Bob and Tom show. Yes, we've already answered this question. Does the Mile High Club count if you're in a hot air balloon? Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I say no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say no.

[Chick McGee]

It differs if the Mile High Club counts. If you're in a hot air balloon at a mile, then everybody in Denver who has sex at a mile high is in a mile.

[Tom Griswold]

The distinction is you have to be airborne. Let's go to New York.

[Chick McGee]

Said you have to be alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go to New York. We have the referees on the line. Huh? Okay, first off, yes, that was not interference. And secondly, yes, that's. That is. That is the Mile High Club.

[Chick McGee]

That's the first thing out of his mouth that wasn't holding yesterday. Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

What.

[Chick McGee]

What part wasn't holding? The guy who grabbed his neck or the. When he threw him to the ground?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because he had to get over there to catch the ball. So you got to hold the guy to move.

[Chick McGee]

That's Josh's joke of pass interference.

[Tom Griswold]

That's no joke.

[Chick McGee]

If he wouldn't have caught them. If he caught the ball. I. Never mind. Remind me not to engage.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, please don't drop the ball till you've crossed the finish line.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell? Same guy holding. Same guy drop ball.

[Jess Hooker]

They didn't let him on the plane. I. I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

I don't blame him. Mr. Ed letter coming up. Tom, just for you, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. We got. We have small horses in the news today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tiny ones.

[Chick McGee]

You mean ponies.

[Tom Griswold]

Ponies.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Shetlands.

[Tom Griswold]

Shetland. Shetland. Shetland.

[Chick McGee]

Are all Shetland ponies small or. They're like a. A giant Shetland pony. That's normal size.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what they call it? A Shetland sheepdog? I never. Oh, maybe a study show that the average person in his life loses and regains several hundred pounds. That is amazing. Over the course of your lifetime. Doctors call it weight cycling. That's when you lose 10 pounds, then you gain 12, and you lose the 12 and gain 15. Weight cycling is not good for you. Puts a real strain on your organs. And that's why, if you're interested in losing weight, the way to go is to go slowly and carefully and with a little bit of science behind it. That's where lean comes in. L E A N Lean from Brickhouse Nutrition. This is something created by doctors. It's not a GLP1 injectable. It's actually an oral supplement. The science behind it is really impressive. Scientists studied the ingredients that target weight loss and it helps you in three ways. Lean helps you maintain your healthy blood sugar. It also controls appetite and cravings. And lean helps burn fat by converting it to energy. And burning fat helps keep the weight off. So if you'd like to find out what I'm talking about and lose some meaningful weight at a healthy pace and keep the weight off, add lean to your diet and exercise lifestyle. Once again, it's not an injectable. It's a lot easier. I think of it as a more gentle way to get that weight off. 20% off. If you order, by the way, when entering the order, just put [e-mail]. that code, once again is tomkelean.com. results vary. I should say so. While these statements and products have not been evaluated by the fda, are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, prevent any disease, and they are not a substitute for care from your health care provider. Once again, the information [e-mail] and the code is. Tom, we are coming back. We have oh, big corn dog news coming up. You might want to hold off before you take a bite of that corn dog. I'll, I'll tell you why in a few minutes. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Want to share something?

[Tom Griswold]

Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ever wonder how dark the world can really get? Well, we dive into the twisted, the terrifying and the true stories behind some.

[Jess Hooker]

Of the world most chilling crimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, I'm Ben.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm Nicole.

[Bob Kevoian]

Together we host Wicked and Grim, a true crime podcast that unpacks real life horrors one case at a time with deep research, dark storytelling and the occasional.

[Tom Griswold]

Drink to take the edge off.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're here to explore the wicked and reveal the grim.

[Tom Griswold]

We are wicked and grim.

[Bob Kevoian]

Follow and listen on your favorite podcast platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold. Hi, Jess Hooker. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom. We got letters for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, before we get. I was mentioning that Ramones. It's, it's Blitzkrieg. Bop. And it's in a.

[Chick McGee]

Some.

[Tom Griswold]

A Pfizer commercial. Oh, I can't imagine the Ramones. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

There's not many Ramones in quotes. Ramones left, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think 1. None.

[Bob Kevoian]

None.

[Chick McGee]

None. Zero. We're down to none.

[Tom Griswold]

The originals are. I think they're all gone, sadly. But, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you like the Ramones? Did you say, hey, I'm going, I'm going. I go home tonight and listen to the Ramones.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw the Ramones.

[Chick McGee]

That's way. That's the way they should have been consumed. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second with. Oh, gosh, I'm forgetting. The opening act was the Sex Change Band. They were called.

[Chick McGee]

The name of the band was the Sex Change Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. God, I think it was. Oh, it was the Ramones and the Runaways.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it was. I think that was the bill. But they were extraordinarily loud.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I was just gonna ask if that was one of the louder shows you went to.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the. Believe it or not, I think the loudest show I ever went to was Journey. That was deafening. But, yeah, but I did see the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ramones and the Runaways. That's cool, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was somebody. Somebody in the Sex Change Band, I remember, opened up the show.

[Chick McGee]

Loudest show I went to still New Kids on the Block with my daughter.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the loudest.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it wasn't the band. It was the kids, the girls screaming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, were you in a big stadium?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we met. We met Donnie Wahlberg backstage, who's now a big TV star, right? Yeah, yeah. And my daughter walked up to him and shook his hand, and he goes, I'm sorry. I'm all sweaty. I've been riding my bike. It was a real moment, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get that Boston accent.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did she melt?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

We got another Grizz word. Or Thomism. You can't think of the word. And this is a really good one. I was on the beach down near Pensacola where Tom got his rental bike stolen. You know, they still owe me whatever it was. They charged me 300 bucks. I was talking with my daughter, and I was telling her about something, and the beach cleaner was going by.

[Chick McGee]

What's a. What's a beach cleaner?

[Tom Griswold]

The beach cleaner. He goes, you know, the guy driving a tractor, pulling a rotating rake?

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea what a beach.

[Tom Griswold]

She said, you mean the sand zamboni? Oh, that is perfect.

[Jess Hooker]

That is good.

[Chick McGee]

That's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd even go, sand bony.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, that would be. That Would be very good. And one can only imagine the stuff that they find. Yeah, a lot of.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? It didn't occur to me this is that they were cleaning it. I just thought they were making it look nice. Mixture of both cleaning and breaking.

[Chick McGee]

When I lived in San Diego, I found a hypodermics on the beach. Oh, and a refrigerator laying on the beach.

[Bob Kevoian]

Refrigerator.

[Jess Hooker]

Full size.

[Chick McGee]

Full size refrigerator. Not a dorm fridge. A full size.

[Tom Griswold]

Had it floated in or had it been.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, but it was on its side open, the door still attached.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's get to your letter. What do you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show pacifically. Tom. My name's Carter. I live in Newman, Georgia. Hello, Newman. I was listening to a previous broadcast. You guys were talking about Mr. Ed, right? Did you know Mr. Ed, the talking horse could also whistle?

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

There was an episode of Mr. Ed where Wilbur was riding Ed in a park. They encountered an attractive woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

And Mr. Ed let out a wolf whistle. The whistle got Wilbur in trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, classic.

[Chick McGee]

I believe Mr. Ed also said a slang expression of the times for a woman, but he doesn't give me any hint as to what that word was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dame. A broad or a. Yeah, a bird.

[Chick McGee]

The woman thought it was coming from Wilbur and accused him of being a masher.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, it sounds like he was.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't hear that word ever anymore, do you?

[Jess Hooker]

A masher.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be someone who's sort of overtly unwanted, aggressive dude.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, a creep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, creep.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, don't be a creep. Yeah, yeah, don't be a masher.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's great. What a. Yeah, I forgot about that episode. Shakespearean in its plot. Really a case of mistaken identity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That an animal.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think there was ever an episode of Mr. Ed talking to Wilbur about how he didn't like Wilbur to ride him. Or do you think Mr. Ed liked it when Wilbur wrote him?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I just wanted, like, an episode where he said, hey, Wilbur, have you seen the Torpedo on your wife? You might want to go ride that a little bit more. Spend less time talking to me. This horse.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think Wilbur ever had a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Wilbur, I begged you.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, stop.

[Chick McGee]

You think Wilbur ever had an erection while writing?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Dear Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

What else going on up there?

[Tom Griswold]

Wilbur, as you recall, we were talking about drive in movie theaters and everyone wants me to go. I've only been to one once, and that was many, many Many years ago.

[Chick McGee]

It had to be like a fraternity prank or something, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Someone. Tom, you said you were going to take your girls to a drive in. Go get a pickup truck. You can wear your cowboy hat. Take a bunch of blankets and pillows and a shage lounge. Put the shades lounge in the back.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell. He's got the whole day planned for you.

[Tom Griswold]

And he goes, be sure to take a leaf blower. That way you can blow all the popcorn out of the truck bed before.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever do that. Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't take a leaf blower to the drive in theater. Yeah, when the movie's over. No, still loud and annoying.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a no. This guy's being. He's being silly.

[Chick McGee]

If he's serious, he's a jack, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

He knows that you like to leaf blow your car out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Brian, first of all, thank you. That's a great idea. My. My leaf blower died over the weekend. I gotta get a new one.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have the. Do you have the battery powered?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, it's dead.

[Chick McGee]

Those are the best.

[Tom Griswold]

So then I have my old plug in one, but you know, that's horse and buggy. Yeah, Yeah. I gotta go buy a new one, but yeah, that's a great idea. The movie's over, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why can't you get a leaf blower, you dork. I hope you get beaten.

[Tom Griswold]

Awfully hostile. You know, I'm on your side here, Brian.

[Chick McGee]

If this guy starts blowing his truck out again, I'm gonna go beat his ass. Yeah, that's what you're running.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're trying to get out of here and this guy's slowing everything up. I leave blowing the popcorn out of the bed of his truck, which would blow out when he started moving. Anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Question for you.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the nature of the neighborhood you live in? Are the houses fairly close?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I live in. In a small town in. In the downtown area.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now what is your rule on. At what time on a Sunday morning is it okay to cut your lawn or get your leaf blower out?

[Chick McGee]

Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Sunday morning.

[Jess Hooker]

Sunday morning. I think 10 o'. Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

After 10.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds right.

[Jess Hooker]

Is safe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you're absolutely safe. After 10.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I. I often do it before.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, early.

[Chick McGee]

Like 7:30, quarter.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I wait till 8. That's mine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eight is too early, man. Sunday morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, the good people should be in church by then.

[Jess Hooker]

I have, I have. I have an issue too with when people burn things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Like if it's a beautiful day and it's in the afternoon. And you think now is the time to, to burn leaves?

[Chick McGee]

Are you allowed to burn leaves?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, we can in our county.

[Tom Griswold]

It's illegal in this county.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. It's not in the surroundings counties. So I, I think that that's more of a nuisance than noise or just as much of a nuisance if you're going to make that smell just drift all over the neighborhood. I don't like it. I don't like it. I think it's rude.

[Chick McGee]

How about this? Let's say you have, you've started the home chicken business.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

For the eggs. And you have a rooster. Oh, and the rooster starts crowing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

6:30Am Quarter seven.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a thing.

[Chick McGee]

I have. Yeah. I have one of those in my neighborhood.

[Tom Griswold]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's far off. It's far off enough that it doesn't disturb my sleep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Same here. But mine also goes off at 2pm yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why. They just grow whenever they want.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's what you need. Here's what you need. Then we'll wrap this up. You need a tool. A tool that cuts chicken wire. Let the coyotes do their job. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch any part of the show you.

[Chick McGee]

Missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Tom Griswold]

The. The situation was he was listening to a college marching band in the distance while incredibly stoned.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Or as he referred to it as oscaying it. Oh, so your reputation now precedes you.

[Jess Hooker]

So if you do anything high, you're Oscar it.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. You know, you might become Cheech and Chong is. And people drop off joints and stuff. Stuff for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, don't do that. I, I will throw them away. I don't trust anyone. Save your stuff because I will throw it straight.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember we had, we had Cheech and Chong in the studio and this came up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were they high and in the.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

No. But back in the day when they would. Were first doing. They were first on tour, which would have been 70s. What, early to mid-70s. People would heave joints onto the stage and I, and I, of course. What? You didn't smoke them, did you? And yet. And the answer was yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Well, that's a, that's Russian roulette.

[Chick McGee]

That's a different time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did receive this though. This kind of applies to our situation here. My Friends and I dabbled in psychedelics. We learned very early on to have a sober person there in case of a so called bad trip. We called the sober person the trip sitter. They had two jobs. Make sure everyone is all right and not having a bad time. And record all the stupid stuff we said so we could hear about it when we were sober the next day. Name redacted. Blah, blah, blah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You brought this notion to us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Sober setter is a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

And what did you call? Do you remember what you called it?

[Bob Kevoian]

A trip guide. Sober. Sober sitter. All of the trip guide. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Are your days of the psychedelics.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I have kids now. I can't. I don't need to be talking to walls. Well, the kids and the other. I haven't done anything at my son's 18. I haven't done anything in 19, 20 years.

[Tom Griswold]

So your last time, did you. Were you talking to the walls the last time?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man. Now, the last time I was making. I was making pavement in my parking lot, dance around me to the music I was hearing. Yeah, Like Fantasia esque. You were making a dance? Yeah, that's exactly what it was. And one of my neighbors the next day was like, dude, you were out there orchestrating the parking lot for like an hour and a half. He goes. I was watching the whole time waiting for the cops to come because I was gonna run down and save you.

[Jess Hooker]

That's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

On orange sunshine. Like, that's what I was.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't run into the street and get hit by a car?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just apparently just stood out there and conducted an orchestra for an hour and a half. And in my mind, I was made all the. The pavement was jumping up and down like an equalizer.

[Jess Hooker]

That's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like an equalizer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You weren't scared?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not. No. He was in control. He was conducting. It was great. I was having time.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there actual music or was it just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was. I was.

[Jess Hooker]

No, but he said, oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

The music was in my head.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I like to think that the cars were whispering as you walked.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S gonna do it for our letter segment for now, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Well, wait a minute. We have a Grizz word.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what is it?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Top Show, Been listening to you for 30 years. First time emailer. Last night, my wife and I were making dinner. I was in charge of shucking the sweet corn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

When I completed the task, I thought I had entirely cleaned up my mess. I Made the counter clean as a whistle. I was quickly reminded, though, that I had left some corn pubes behind.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, perfect. And they're sticky. Don't you think so? They're kind of hard to get up. Corn pubes. I like it very much.

[Chick McGee]

Dave from Columbia, Missouri. Thank you, Dave and dear bottle. This is for Tom specifically. It's been a couple days since you updated us on the color and size of your scrotum during your hernia recovery. I don't have a scrotum, but I felt as though I had the surgery. Since you talk about it, please update us. Tammy from West Virginia.

[Tom Griswold]

Still a little bit swollen. And. Yeah, there's a little bit of purple there.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little bit of purple House. Are we talking kiwi tennis ball? Like how? Honeydew? Yeah, honey.

[Tom Griswold]

At its height, I would say lacrosse ball. Is that relatable?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A high lie ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, sorry. No.

[Chick McGee]

How about a baseball?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not that big.

[Chick McGee]

Softball. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But smaller than a baseball.

[Chick McGee]

You could tell it was swollen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm trying to think. What is that?

[Jess Hooker]

Like a navel orange?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. A smaller orange.

[Chick McGee]

Was it sensitive to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, I still can't ride my bike.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would jumping jacks feel. That would be tough.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. And there's. And then there was the discoloration, which was rather unusual. My nickname, Dick parfait.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's really interesting that part two got. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

I got a little color.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, I'm totally serious. That's. That's retreating now, heading back toward.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's like bi colored.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. And is there a hard line where it starts and stops, or is it like an ombre.

[Chick McGee]

Hard line, baby. And that Right. Time.

[Tom Griswold]

It sort of fades into that.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's nice. Yeah. That's a good look.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

They warn you.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

But I still have the instructions right here.

[Jess Hooker]

Could we Google what it looks like? I mean, not yours.

[Tom Griswold]

No, specifically, but none of that would be inappropriate.

[Chick McGee]

What's the number one search history? Number one tip for getting after your hernia surgery?

[Tom Griswold]

Walk eight times a day.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't lift anything over 30 pounds for two to three weeks. Okay, so going to the men's room.

[Chick McGee]

Was free, difficult, heavy equipment.

[Tom Griswold]

You may. You may resume sexual. This is number four. You may resume sexual activity after two weeks or as instructed by your physician.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you called him yet? See?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take that home with you. Hey, doc, can I do it like a receipt? Can I do It.

[Chick McGee]

Call him up.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, this also requires approval of the party of the second party, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Show her the paper that I think.

[Jess Hooker]

She signs off after the doctor.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, honey. Is. Doc says I could have sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey, honey, Doc says I have to have sex.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put that paper on. And you just. Right here. Take a look at this lady. Get to it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the important one that a lot of people don't pay attention to. And this is. I'm sorry, this is very serious. Prescription pain medications can be constipating, so I. And I chose not to. I don't take. I didn't take it. Of those. I don't like those. They. I hate them.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought I hated them, too. And I recently had a surgery last Monday and I don't hate him anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

See, and that's the problem. A lot of people don't hate him so much that they. Yeah, I didn't become addicted.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I think my friend Chick used the term false sense of well being.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing like.

[Jess Hooker]

It's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask this. Have you had a. Have you had a serious movement of any since the surgery?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. No. There are men out there that want to hear this.

[Jess Hooker]

They'll have to pay for it.

[Chick McGee]

Got a glass coffee table.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you instructed to drink Miralax?

[Jess Hooker]

I think no. Something like that. To take even days before to start the process.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the. That's the key. Talk to your physician, please. But, yeah, I. I learned that the hard way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't think I took enough stuff to affect that.

[Tom Griswold]

I famously went 11 days after a shoulder surgery, and on day 12, I gave birth to a sandpaper softball. I. I know ladies what childbirth is like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't ever tell them.

[Tom Griswold]

At least. At least. At least rectally.

[Chick McGee]

We should start a list. The sandpaper softball. And put those on T shirts. Just that sentence.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sandpaper softball.

[Tom Griswold]

I. It. It was there. Is that. Does that conclude our letter segment?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, we're all done.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and were you here, Mr. Oskay, for the guy that wrote us this very extensive letter? Apparently we're going to be getting the X rays.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

His son shoved five. Five cheese sticks up his keister.

[Chick McGee]

Five mozzarella sticks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Like frozen?

[Chick McGee]

We don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

He just said cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume they came from the fridge.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're unplasticed, though, so.

[Jess Hooker]

And he said he's 5 years old.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they must be like what we have here.

[Chick McGee]

Their kid was 5 years old.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's what.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. This is just a what we were all put off.

[Tom Griswold]

They call it, they call it cheese fondue do. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know that was five years. Why did we read.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was a five year old.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was a crazy adult.

[Chick McGee]

A five year old.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, I just read them, I don't write them. The guy sent this to me. That's what happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like sometimes I'm handing letters and I go, oh, that. I think that was just meant for me and not, not everyone. Like as a parent I tried not to judge other parents. Yeah but like you need to watch your kids. This kid woke his dad up and said hey, I can't. That's always the biggest fear as a parent like that. Those one parents that woke up up two weeks ago and their kid was down at Chick Fil A. Yeah. Because he got up in the morning and wanted breakfast and they were still asleep. That is a terrifying thought as well.

[Tom Griswold]

And then of course, 20 years from now that kid will be running some major corporation.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a go get that.

[Tom Griswold]

He started. Started from scratch. Artificial intelligence is saving the world. Coming up in sports, we have a tie.

[Chick McGee]

NFL. Last night Cowboys and the packers kissed. Their collective sisters ended in a 4040 overtime tie.

[Tom Griswold]

See the locker rooms, Both teams drinking oduls.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a, that's a celebration for a tie.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Really kind of.

[Chick McGee]

It was truly a tie. That's exactly right. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the other non alcoholic beer?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it? Well, I found out over the weekend Stella Atois has a non alcoholic beer. There were some in the lake house refrigerator and I had had two and I was like, man, I am not even the least bit buzzed. And I went to grab my third one and realized I had been drinking non alcohol.

[Chick McGee]

You know what's good in the non alcoholic beer is you pour it a big mug and then put a shot of vodka.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what you do.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, very good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, the Bob and Tom show. Sponsored by Better help. Coming up October 10th, World Mental Health Day. Better health therapists have helped over 5 million people worldwide on their mental health journeys. And by each of these journeys is a therapist who listened and asked the right questions and helped so much and sort stuff out and move forward. BetterHelp is the largest organization of its kind. What it's all about of course is therapy and accessing therapy on the Internet with a professional qualified therapist. Sure, you talk to your friends and stuff about various issues in your life. But sometimes you need to have someone from the outside, professionally trained. The way you do it is a short questionnaire will help identify what might work for you, what your needs are, your preferences, and BetterHelp's 10 plus years of experience can help you out. So by the way, if you're unhappy with a therapist, you get assigned, you can switch anytime. No additional fees are involved. This World Mental Health Day, we're celebrating the therapists who've helped millions of people take a step forward. If you're ready to find the right therapist for you, BetterHelp can help you start that journey. Once again, Bob and Tom show listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com BTShow that's better. Help. H E L P betterhelp.com BT show coming up, halftime at the Super Bowl. It's been announced and no comment. I'll be googling to find out who the hell it is. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Happy birthday, Jeff Osk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks, man.

[Chick McGee]

And today, this is your life. Jeff. Oscar. No, we don't have anything prepared. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I do. You were once married. Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

You remember her?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's bring her in.

[Chick McGee]

You recognize this voice?

[Jess Hooker]

I'll kill you.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Bear McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's great to have you here. We're going to dip our toes into the. The. The bathtub of sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, very nice.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. Come and have the healing waters of the sports world cascade over your naked body.

[Tom Griswold]

I will not comment.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's not no fun. That's not no fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Over time, all I'll do is when you get to a certain story, I'll just drop my coffee on the electronic.

[Chick McGee]

System in front of me and fry the whole broadcast. Overtime last night ends in a tie. The Green Bay packers and the Dallas Cowboys. 40 40. And yes, Tom, that's right. This is just for you. The Cowboys packers played the wildest game a week four last night. Two deemed they. They combined for 925 yards of offense, 10 touchdowns and one score. A Gami Tom. That's right. Packers kicker Brandon McManus drilled a 34 yard field goal on the final play of overtime to make it official. A 4040 tie with the Cowboys. That tie game marked the 1 1,093rd unique final score in NFL history.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Tom loves these.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, you know what we're talking about?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Score a gummy.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it. But is it a website?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's. In other words, this result has never happened before.

[Chick McGee]

Never, never in the history of the National Football League. The tie game, the final score in NFL history. Not only was the game a score gummy, also the highest scoring tie in the super bowl era, which dates back to 1966. The Cowboys and Packers also combined for the NFL's first tie since 12-22-22, when the Washington football team and the Giants ended in a 2020 tie. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff, Oskar, can you bet that the teams will tie or did everyone lose?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure you can, but no, everyone pushed. Oh, okay. As it was explained to me by my bookie, there's no way to. Yeah. So I had the. I had the packers minus the six. Well, that didn't work. But if I had the Cowboys plus the six, well, that, that wouldn't work. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I had said earlier that both teams were celebrating in their locker rooms drinking o' tools. And then you mentioned that you, over the weekend inadvertently drank to Stella Artois non alcoholic beers.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea. There are. I. I just.

[Chick McGee]

Hundreds.

[Bob Kevoian]

All of them.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

All the major beer makers have a zero alcohol.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's dozens of them.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I mean. Yeah. Stella. They call it Stella Artois 0.0.

[Chick McGee]

I don't mind a cold beer. I won't seek it out. I'm more of a rum vodka guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But I don't enjoy the taste of beer unless I'm getting a buzz.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

So are these.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they taste. They all taste the same. You don't think this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did. I thought it tasted off, but I hadn't had one in 20 years. And you know, your taste buds change and so I was like, oh, this doesn't taste how I remember. But yeah, you know, you're at the lake, you're having beers in the sun. Yeah. Really paying attention. You know, you can take an o'.

[Tom Griswold]

Tools, dump that out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Put a real beer in there. Yeah. And drink that at Thanksgiving and you're not fooling anybod.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. That's pretty involved for what I.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there some kind of a code on them? So, you know, does it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, they. I mean, they just. It says alcohol by volume and it'll.

[Bob Kevoian]

Say zero point or it'll say na. Some of Them have na. Right there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's true too. Non alcohol.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm the opposite chick. I love the taste of beer. And so I honestly, if I were ever not okay, I would happily, with a burger, with a steak, have alcoholic beer.

[Jess Hooker]

I like to pair my beer with.

[Bob Kevoian]

With.

[Jess Hooker]

With the food I'm eating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If I'm having wings, I want a good ballpark beer. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They even have craft, not alcoholic beer.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I had no idea. Oh, well, in any event, good to have options. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Elsewhere in the NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

One, one last dumb qu. This is going to be the dumbest thing I've ever asked. And there's. That's a big, big pile of things. I know. They have non alcoholic wine.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, forgive me for asking this. This is so stupid. Do they have non alcoholic bourbon and they do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. They. But they. They just says spirits, I think is what it says. They don't. They're not specific in saying so it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the taste then.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So you could make a mocktail.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, that's what they call them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Wow. I had no idea. All right.

[Chick McGee]

I like the term mocktail.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't they just opened a bar in I believe, Nashville that only serves non alcoholic, like cocktails and beer?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's no alcohol within the entire bar and the place is empty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called going out of business Tuesday. He's still ugly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, she's. She's not going to get any prettier. You can drink 20 of these old fashions.

[Chick McGee]

And this is one of your favorite scenarios. Oreos. Yeah, like the under. What is it, 18 clubs or what? Under 18 or under 21 clubs, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There was a time in certain states, Ohio among them, in which they had. What did they call three, two beer. And you could drink beer when you were 18, but you couldn't drink mixed drinks, whatever liquor, until you were 21. So there were clubs that were strictly catering to 18 to 21 year olds.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Although. No, it wasn't weird. It was great.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. Especially when you're 27. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was the. Matthew McConaughey 33.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They keep getting pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

They stay the same age.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Kansas City Chiefs. Looks like they have Lamar's number. They beat Baltimore yesterday, 37 to 20. Other winners in the National Football League, Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Detroit, Houston, Giants, Jackson Dart and the Giants. His first start, they beat the Charges. New England, Philly, Jacksonville, Rams and Chicago. And the Atlanta Falcons beat my Washington football team, 3427. So Kostaki will have plenty of crowing to do tomorrow.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Bills do. I didn't hear you.

[Chick McGee]

The Bills lost to the Chief.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my buddy was there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The Bills are in. No, the Bills didn't lose to the Chiefs. They won. They beat the Saints.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be different about the Bills. I said New Orleans. No, what did I say? Buffalo 31, New Orleans 19.

[Tom Griswold]

So are you hiring?

[Bob Kevoian]

I will.

[Chick McGee]

I wish.

[Bob Kevoian]

My fault. I threw him off.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Top 10 in the College Football OSU. Number one, Oregon, Miami, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Texas A and M. Penn State, iu, Texas and Alabama. There you go, Tom. Is that your favorite school there in the top 10? You want to talk about your friend who might have been at the top 10 game? You want to talk about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Thought I was just asking a question.

[Chick McGee]

Wnba?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was. I guess there was a huge concert in Ann Arbor in the big stadium.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's fine.

[Chick McGee]

I got no idea what you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a certain artist that when I'm in my car, my daughter plays her phone through the thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And I finally said to her, does this guy have any songs that aren't incredibly depressing? What are we talking about? I'm not gonna throw him. A guy under the bus. Just unbelievable. Every song, for God, is Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Do you know, sad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember who the artist was? You want to say.

[Chick McGee]

To say.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Because he doesn't remember. I love. We're not. We're not idiots.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love depressing songs.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean every day, constantly. They just have anything upbeat at all. Okay. I know you drink whiskey. You drive a pickup truck, for God's sake. Have a nice time for once.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's nail this down now.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, and then. And then the defense was. Well, you know. He sold out the Michigan Stadium over the weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even. Even his children know. If you want to get dad back, mention Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Michigan. Mention Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

What is the deal with you in Michigan? Did you lose your virginity? 10 times. What happened? Good girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to sports. Because there was a significant event that.

[Chick McGee]

Occurred, such as it is. Go ahead. Talking about, what do you want me to do?

[Tom Griswold]

In Ireland? There was a significant event that occurred involving the NFL.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Pittsburgh beat Minnesota and Steelers backup quarterback was in Dublin. Skyler Thompson robbed and assaulted.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a pretty big story.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think it's fairly humorous? The NFL goes over there.

[Chick McGee]

Why is it funny?

[Tom Griswold]

Where was the guy's. Where was the guy's line?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Check this guy.

[Chick McGee]

He's the backup quarterback they were probably protecting. Talk about a table. Aaron Rodgers has a better takeaway. You don't think that's an interesting story? Not in the least, but that's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tommy's not mad at you. He's still mad that I asked about the.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey. What about the bills?

[Bob Kevoian]

What an a hole. I asked the sports guy what a sports score.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not the sports guy. Will you people stop telling me that? Do you guys honestly think I'm the sports guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

Yes or no.

[Jess Hooker]

Why? Why do you think you're not?

[Chick McGee]

Because I'm not. Have you heard sports guys?

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you heard them?

[Chick McGee]

You got a half assed sports guy. I hope you know that.

[Tom Griswold]

The weather guy. You would have already been killed by local farmers.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are way much more than.

[Chick McGee]

When in Dublin, backup quarterback Skyler Thompson was robbed and assaulted, according to the Irish Independent.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Thompson was treated at a local hospital, minor injuries. The 28 year old currently on injured reserve and was not eligible to play in the game. Why the hell did he go with the team then? That doesn't make any sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Free trip to Dublin.

[Chick McGee]

The team.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, it's the closest he'll be to being sacked this year.

[Chick McGee]

What is that joke? My dick went to Dublin. I absolutely insist we find that joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Now when you take off your shirt. Now it's Dublin. Something like that.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's my.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is it.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you from Ireland?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because my penis is Dublin. That's just it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you from. It seems underwhelmed. I mean they use the D. They.

[Tom Griswold]

Use the D word. They use the D word for more alliteration.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I cleaned it up a little bit. Are you from Ireland?

[Chick McGee]

What about the guy named Benedict? And he runs it bumps into something that's late at night. He bumps into something downstairs. His wife says benedict. He goes, no, I think I just bent it. No, that would be. That would make sense. Bruised it. Bruised it.

[Tom Griswold]

Or broke, by the way, today's lesson and how to tell a joke.

[Chick McGee]

See, this is. I could be this guy either way.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Think it's pretty funny that a guy from the NFL gets mugged the streets of Dublin. I would assume these guys wouldn't. These guys be walking around in packs.

[Chick McGee]

No, they don't call police. And I would assume they call the guard. The guarda. Well, what about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a great movie Called the guard with Don Cheadle and. Yes, Gleason.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. What do you think of that?

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder why it wasn't Aaron Rodgers.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, isn't he their quarterback still, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it doesn't say anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe he wasn't out.

[Chick McGee]

If a quarterback is mugged, it has to be the.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're saying the coach. The coach put this guy in to get mugged for Aaron?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't want our first stringer getting mugged. Send in what's his face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did it say the time of day?

[Tom Griswold]

Chick?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, did you see this?

[Chick McGee]

You got a song about it? You're going to tell me tomorrow. You had a song about it? Is that what you're going to do? I had a song about that. Nobody called on me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are we going to talk about Rory McElroy's wife getting hit with a BE?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we are. Death Page Black. But I was told to go to another story. Did you not see that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. Yeah, I did. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

The only interesting thing about the Ryder cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not true.

[Chick McGee]

USA on the come came back. But they didn't Roy McElroy everybody to shut the F up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what. That's the kind of headline I want to see.

[Chick McGee]

Helped Europe when the Ryder cup then called out the hostile New York crowd for unacceptable and abusive behavior. His five matches at Beth Page Black. McElroy endured a torrent of insults about everything from his personal life to past failures of a golf course. People shouted out as he lined up to swing and putt on his backswing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I knew about Page, but she was white.

[Chick McGee]

Someone threw a beer at his wife. Cut that out. During the European team's winning news conference, McElroy said golf should be held to a higher standard for fan behavior. He noted. He noted that the hecklers were a minority in a crowd of true golf fans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I don't think they're.

[Tom Griswold]

No need to call names.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're not trying to go back in time. Rory and actually, the Internet's sleuths have really gotten on this. And there is video.

[Chick McGee]

The Internet sleuth.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see the guy? He's holding the drink. This is not the. The video that. That I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Is this a video?

[Bob Kevoian]

So there goes the drink. Hits her right in the brim of the hat. Face.

[Chick McGee]

I missed it. I missed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, look at Rory.

[Tom Griswold]

Rory's ready to go and tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's Irish.

[Jess Hooker]

He should, but you can't really see where it comes from.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be pissed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, There's a. There's a video that shows the guy's just holding his drink and someone behind him slaps the drink out of his hand and it goes flying. So no one. It wasn't meant to hit anyone in particular. A guy was being a jackass. But there is maybe. Are they gonna have to stop serving alcohol at these things? I mean, that. That crowd. That gallery was nuts.

[Chick McGee]

There was an incident. Rory was buttoning up his golf. His. His golf shirt, and some guy in the crowd yelled that. Choked. That shirt's not gonna choke you. You'll just choke on the course or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that when he told him to shut up or one of the American.

[Chick McGee]

Started laughing and Rory said, okay, that's a good. Oh, that's pretty funny. But then he got really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But then it got ugly.

[Bob Kevoian]

It did get ugly. Why are. Is there a separation of sport? What you like tennis, bowling and golf, you can't say nothing if you're a spectator, but then if you go to the other sports, you're a horrible spectator. If you aren't making a ton of noise like, you should be able to taunt.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they try that with bowling? Didn't they do a thing, have the.

[Chick McGee]

Bowlers come out and be more characteristic?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but they do keep their mouth shut. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's comical the way the golf announcers treat it like it's a religious thing. And Jesus gets down from the cross and takes the Bible.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't know why you take that rogue. Very uncomfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

Muhammad gets down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Road to Cal is even more dangerous. No, I'm saying draw me a picture.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to the fatwa.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm saying these announcers, they. It is a little bit ridiculous. Yeah, they're whispering in the guys eight holes away. The guy 4,000 years don't want to interrupt his shot. Byron.

[Bob Kevoian]

Has this has never been uttered ever? No history of Byron Nelson.

[Jess Hooker]

Has this behavior increased in. In golf since the Adam Sandler movie?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not really. I get. That's a totally. I think that's a fair.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it is a fair question.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's more for. It's the booze video phone.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's started kind of sort of. There's a golf tournament they have every year. It's the Western Open, I think, and that one's wild. Phoenix or Arizona. And it's known to be absolutely nuts and crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

And this one is borderline. And now it's kind of jumped to Shark, right?

[Chick McGee]

Well, they kept saying it was because it's in New York. And New York people and, you know, New York City, you know, stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, now, that doesn't complete our sports.

[Chick McGee]

No. God, no. I've got a lot more stuff because I'm the sports director.

[Jess Hooker]

You're excited about.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guy, please, we.

[Chick McGee]

Sports guy. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even somehow more.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Sports.

[Chick McGee]

I got a card right here that. Sports director.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of those. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, check it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pick it up and read your home phone on there.

[Chick McGee]

No. Yeah, my home phone's on there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Great news from the world of skiing.

[Chick McGee]

He's going to wipe his ass.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. Speaking of that, we have a story that involves the.

[Bob Kevoian]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have Olive Garden in the news in an interesting way.

[Chick McGee]

Take the tour.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of. Kind of a challenge. We'll get to that. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail].

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hi, birthday boy. Jeff oskay.

[Bob Kevoian]

What up?

[Chick McGee]

47 today?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Am I close?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm 52.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, I'm 47.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Don't you find in your circle of friends who, however old that person was when you met him, that's how old they stay?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

I agree. Don't you think, Tom?

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I think so. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Not really.

[Jess Hooker]

No. I don't look at it that way at all.

[Chick McGee]

I look at it that way. Well, how do you look at it? People are slowly dying. Is that how you look at it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They age every year.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder. Women must think of aging differently than dudes do because isn't the old adage, guys get better looking as they get older?

[Chick McGee]

Older.

[Tom Griswold]

We're disproving that in this room?

[Jess Hooker]

I think so. I don't think so. I think. I think this.

[Chick McGee]

Look at Godwin. My God, he's an Adonis.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm 85 years old. I mean, that is what you should be telling women. They would think you were the Hottest.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hottest 85 ever walked the earth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just begging for yourself.

[Jess Hooker]

I am on board with that. I've said that a long time ago. Telling people that I'm 54.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Instead of 44.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'd be like, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You look amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

You'd need two penises for so much business. Swimming it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, this is a. This is a secret, and I shouldn't even be saying this, but did you know Ace is three figures over a hundred? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Liquor and beer. That's what he recommends.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, back. Meanwhile, back at the Sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Meanwhile, the NFL has chosen one of the biggest names in music to headline their Super Bowl. Puerto Rican superstar Bad Bunny will lead the 26th Super bowl halftime show, set for February 8th.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love him.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't name one song in Santa Clara, California. That's Levi's Stadium. They call it the Big Pant. Here's some Bad Bunny for your listening pleasure. Keep an eye on Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

He loves it.

[Tom Griswold]

This in English?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably not. Well, he's from Puerto Rico.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you turn it up? I can't hear it.

[Jess Hooker]

It'll kick in. Hold on.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? I can hear it. Why can't you hear it? Turn your headphones up. See, that's too loud.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he. Shut up. Is he speaking Spanish or English?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't use. Shut up. I can finally hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

That ain't English. To me, that isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, the Bad Bunny's going to break the Internet because when this. When that show starts, 200 million people are going to Google. Who's Bad Bunny?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. Tom, I honestly, I think we're. We're in the minority, and this isn't one of his bigger hits, but I think he's wildly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, he. I'm. I'm sure he is. And he's.

[Jess Hooker]

We just talked about this at the break. He is the. It's not a bad boy. What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Caddy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Caddy in. In Happy Gilmore 2Y. He is Adam Sandler's caddy. He doesn't take himself too seriously. He seems like a lot of fun when he's been on SNL and other things. I think you would like him if you gave him a chance, is what I'm saying. Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah? You like Dua Lipa, right? Sure. What's that. What's that song you like?

[Jess Hooker]

Levitate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Levitating.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm levitating.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

See?

[Chick McGee]

You like that. You got behind that. Maybe a Bad Bunny has a song like Levitating.

[Tom Griswold]

He could. I don't know. I'm just saying. I don't. I'm not familiar with his work.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, you can't say 200 million people are going to go to Google to find out who Bad Bunny is. And then you say at the same time, he's very popular. You can't do say both things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can.

[Chick McGee]

You know What I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

100 million people. 100 million million people watch the super bowl and I'm sure that they're, you know, 50 million that know who this guy is.

[Jess Hooker]

Have your girls play some Bad Bunny for you today after school and report back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's not an. I haven't heard. That's not one of the things they're playing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he sing in English at all?

[Jess Hooker]

Rarely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, not really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't he already show up in a Super Bowl? Wasn't he like. Didn't he show up and wanted somebody's. Yeah, and everybody went, who the hell's that? And then he blew up.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't think. He doesn't single English and he's not announcing it. NPR are.

[Jess Hooker]

He's a contributor.

[Chick McGee]

What is Lakshmi's last name? Pearl Sing Sing Sing. Lakshmi sing. What happened to Andrea Mitchell? Whatever happened to that name?

[Tom Griswold]

She's still on the air.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she is. Nice wig. Here's Dua Lipa just for Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Levitating. This is a great song. I need you immediately.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a good song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did she say my sugar? My sugar Boo.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that too.

[Chick McGee]

This is my sugar Boo.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was a version of this that had some rapper in the middle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then fortunately he got caught doing something and they took that one off the air. That. Oh, that ruined the song.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know that the rap did or taking it away.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the rap did. Then there's a version where without whoever that idiot is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dub baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. D baby. Isn't he in the slammer? What happened to him? Didn't something go D wrong with him?

[Bob Kevoian]

He shot somebody at a Walmart one day.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to get your. You got to get your cred.

[Chick McGee]

With Doug Gun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Da bang.

[Chick McGee]

There goes D baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

With Doug Gun, he was quickly defendant.

[Chick McGee]

Defender, end competitive eaters put Olive Garden's never ending pasta offer to the test.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man, this ain't easy.

[Chick McGee]

Cameron Me posted a Tik Tok video showing 22 bowls of pasta he consumed in just one hour.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't Cameron, man.

[Chick McGee]

He documented.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's a big girl woman.

[Chick McGee]

He documented each plate drawing millions of views online. In the clip, me. All right. I challenge everyone to beat one hour Olive Garden. Endless pasta. 22 bowls. Oh, Olive Garden's. Pasta promo has long been a favorite. Oh, I'll say. Would you like some cheese on that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'd like to. I'd like to defecate before 2026.

[Chick McGee]

Do you get the extra cheese when they come around?

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the key to this is don't eat the breadsticks too early. Then you're going to get way too far.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I do like breadsticks in that salad.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great.

[Jess Hooker]

So there's a time limit on this when.

[Bob Kevoian]

For this.

[Chick McGee]

At least for this event.

[Jess Hooker]

When you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Not for the public.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, maybe be. You probably can't hang out for six hours.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I thought it was a one hour thing, but. And it is a thing that they.

[Chick McGee]

Better say that on the menu though, right? I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they have the limited pasta on the menu? Yeah, it's a special. I don't know that it's always year round, but yeah, I've done the unlimited.

[Chick McGee]

Never ending pasta is what it's called.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but I didn't. I thought it was just a salad. I think I got two. That's constantly on the menu. This is a special. And. And I think I have two bowls or something. And I like, I couldn't do it. No. I'm doing the tour every time. Yeah, you got to take a tour.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta take the tour.

[Tom Griswold]

Run the. Run the tour by me again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chicken parm.

[Tom Griswold]

Lasagna.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lasagna and your fettuccine Alfredo. Lasagna is my favorite.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry, I was supposed to make Jeff a lasagna for.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's okay. I'm gonna get one tonight. Oh, wait. I told my girlfriend that Jess had it taken care of and that cost a huge fight, but so now I get no lasagna either place. So this is fantastic.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll come through this week, I promise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is lasagna a euphemism?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sweet, sweet lasagna.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. That's my favorite meal.

[Jess Hooker]

He doesn't like cake. And so he said, can I have a lasagna instead?

[Chick McGee]

Hold it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Time out.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he ruined.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you don't like cake.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. So now we don't get cake.

[Jess Hooker]

She likes pie and lasagna.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about just for the record, I didn't ask for. You said.

[Jess Hooker]

I said I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

You offered it to me. It wasn't like. She was like, do you want a cake? Like, can't you make me a lasagna? She was like, hey, I'll make you a lasagna.

[Jess Hooker]

The last time I made a lasagna. You said, for the record, I would much prefer this than a cake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly. Jess does this all the time. Tom. I remember one Thanksgiving I said, my dad's favorite pie is cherry pie. Will you please make me one? She did. Next thing I know, my dad's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good story. We'll pick up this thread. She always does this.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying that's just a coincidence? I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Young be taking letters. What's. What happened? How long ago in your life just before one of your parents.

[Chick McGee]

One of your parents.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Well, right now we are about to exit, but we'll be back.

[Chick McGee]

And we're all levitating.

[Tom Griswold]

We are levitating. Coming up, we have TV subtitles. Are you in? Yes or no?

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll say the answer if they're speaking non American.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Chick McGee]

Bunny. I need subtitles.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

Oscar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold, Jster. There's Ace Cosmic. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Are you enjoying some bad bunny over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Super bowl halftime.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he just played this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Definitely not. Not for me. But, hey, it's a good time to take a bathroom break. But that'll be the super bowl halftime show. I guess he's superhero huge.

[Chick McGee]

I can't remember the last pregame show I watched during the regular season, let alone the Super Bowl. And the last halftime show I watched. I just don't. I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I watched somebody rappel from the roof. That was that Lady Pink, I think. Oh, it might have been Lady Gaga.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I take that back. I watched Katy Perry and the. I enjoyed that one when she did Roar. They had the guys on the lines of puppets. Giant lion puppets.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then it was either left shark or right shark that took the world by storm. Shark or dolphin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay. But it'll be interesting. I'm really surprised they don't have someone that does it in English, but they'll have the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he may want to make sure his paperwork's in order.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'd be one bad bunny arrested.

[Tom Griswold]

At Halftime of Super bowl, that ice beer won't be served. Well, we'll be talking about closed captioning coming up in the news, but first, we return to the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

Believe it or not, this is a fascinating, fascinating story that Tom has come up with.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't tell if you're being serious.

[Chick McGee]

I'm being so totally serious.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's a Polish extreme athlete named Andre Barget. Watch it. I'm not sure what. Nutty bowls. He has become the first person to climb Mount Everest and ski all the way down without using supplemental oxygen.

[Bob Kevoian]

How's that even possible?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. 36 year old. Took just 16 hours to summit and descend. Skiing over dangerous ice and crevasses. Experts call it one of the greatest feats in mountaineer history. If not human history.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little skiing for that crevasse.

[Chick McGee]

He made his ascent in the fall when the mountain weather is more unpredictable, but the slopes are significantly less crowded than in May, when the bulk of Everest expeditions take place. His team said the most dangerous part of the journey came near the end at the treacherous Kumbu icefall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Kumbu.

[Bob Kevoian]

We meet again.

[Chick McGee]

The team described him as navigating a labyrinth of shifting ice and deep crevasses without ropes or fixed lines. He was aided in as part of the journey by a drone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's cheating.

[Chick McGee]

Piloted by his brother Bartek.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheating. You know, Bartoscope. By the way, you don't want to ski to the right there. Usual. Go down to crevasse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, cheating. That does get a robot telling him where to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that means nothing.

[Chick McGee]

That cheapens it a little.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he said without. The guy's hauling his skis on his pack, walking up. Good news. Didn't have to pay for a lift ticket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that is. Yeah, because from what I understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they're a. You think. You think veil's expensive?

[Jess Hooker]

How much does it cost to do this? Like a hundred thousand dollars?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say hundreds.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he went to the tippy. Top of mountain.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, well, there's a license you have to get to climb Everest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look, he stopped so he can take breaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, you thought he was just gonna go straight down.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. Yes, that's skiing.

[Chick McGee]

He's not wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing is, if he slips, he's dead.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can slip on an escalator and die.

[Chick McGee]

Die. You can go out and get hit by a bus on Everest. You don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hit by a car, walking your doggy what's this.

[Tom Griswold]

What's this guy's name again? It's. He's a. A Polish gentleman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Igor Savinsky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whose name does not end in ski. Right. Does it end in ski? Yeah, that's how this is one of the great ironies.

[Chick McGee]

It's B A R G I E.

[Bob Kevoian]

L. I knew a Polish skier who when he got up to the mountain he said all right, where's the boat?

[Chick McGee]

They're gonna pull me back down.

[Tom Griswold]

He was upset because there was no light bulb to screw threw in. I'll show you about that joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's real funny.

[Chick McGee]

The. This is brass tax to climb cost of climbing everest anywhere between 33.5and $129,130,000 depending on the type of expedition. What is included in the price and the level of luxury expected. The average. Average cost $61,000. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you don't necessarily make it. You may die.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. And is it. Do you get assigned a Sherpa or a shaman or a. I think on the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the big time expeditions you on Nepal climbing permit is $15,000. I thought it was more than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, that's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

And if you want a Nepal operate Nepali operator is what they're called operator $40,000. Would you help me place this goal? If you want a western guided team.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, how are you?

[Chick McGee]

They're wearing cowboy hats. How you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's go up that hill.

[Chick McGee]

That guy's skiing. We're gonna ride horses down. Well, you know, the horses don't care for it right away. They get used to it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a couple dead ones we're gonna be walking by.

[Chick McGee]

That's 75, 000 luxury and flash climbs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure what that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's when you do it.

[Tom Griswold]

There was an interesting thing earlier this year. I want to say three guys from England, I think it was flew out. They flew out of the UK and they were back a week later having summited.

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

And they did it with a different. It wasn't oxygen. They used a different gas. It's somewhat controversial.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On behalf of the United Kingdom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they did it. It's the quickest it's ever been done. And these guys were experienced mountaineers by the way, but they did it with some alternative gas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's a kind of a controversial thing, but it's still the death zone. Hey, why do they call it the death zone? Oh, you mean the corpse over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Your body starts deteriorated a certain elevation.

[Tom Griswold]

Read the Book Into Thin Air. Into Thin Air. It's a great book.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also reads it. It's scary.

[Chick McGee]

But now people will disagree. I like to stay stand. I think that's his best book.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. What were you gonna ask?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

What's the record climbs on Mount Everest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, somebody's done it like 31 times, I would imagine.

[Chick McGee]

I would imagine. There's a Sherpa out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, well, I mean, I guess, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean a non Sherpa?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't wanna.

[Tom Griswold]

And isn't Sherpa the guy's name? That's Profile.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I thought it was his title.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Sammy Sherpa.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're.

[Jess Hooker]

They're all named Sherpa.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they were in the beginning. Well, in any event, congratulations, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does part of you want to do it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not at all. There's not absolutely never? No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not even when you, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Kami Rita K A M I R I T A Sherpa holds the record for the most time summiting Mount Everest. His 31st successful ascent on May 27, 2025, breaking his own record of 30. He's 55 years old, first climbed the mountain in 1994 and has since summited every year, sometimes nearly every year, sometimes completing two climbs in a single season.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's with a bunch of stuff on his back like those other climbers like you. You are hauling your gear up. Sherpa guys hauling your gear up. And I pretty sure no shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

No shoes.

[Chick McGee]

That is traditional. You address them as. As Sherpa guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

What would you do at the top of Mount Everest you finally get.

[Chick McGee]

I'd wave. I'd get a. Get a picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you want to pee?

[Chick McGee]

I would. I Would you pee off top? Well, you'd have to, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they just go in their suit?

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you hit a golf ball?

[Chick McGee]

It would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody handed you a driver and a golf ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you. Aren't you very limited because you're in the death zone, you got to get down pretty quick, right? I forget I've read Into Thin Air twice, but I read it 30 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

It would be tough to. To get a urination.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that where they eat each other?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they're typically in the Andes.

[Chick McGee]

That's a soccer team. I don't know those soccer teams get.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a courtesy, by the way, feet first.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just in case.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in case you ever in that situation.

[Chick McGee]

More foot of Brian. And that brings us to. Or should we come back with thank you for answering.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we'll come back back very, very enjoyable. But right now we're going to tell you if you are climbing Mount Everest, you want to have some good tunes.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a big world record. You're going to love it. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, we are the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

At the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

You having a good time?

[Jess Hooker]

Having a great time.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right you are. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, chick. Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Sir Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom, how are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Doing great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have a nice weekend breakfast? Don't you love a Saturday breakfast or a Sunday breakfast? Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always fun. What did you have?

[Bob Kevoian]

I had yesterday one of my favorite breakfast. It's a corned beef and hash with two over easy eggs on it.

[Chick McGee]

It's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you make it yourself or was this a restaurant?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a restaurant. Who has really mastered that recipe? Man, oh man. I know. I've enjoyed it with Pat Godwin before.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. It's quite a treat. And I had some wheat toast with it. I love a wheat toast. Nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Soak up your eggs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jess, you're a culinary expert in a way.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw a video. Oftentimes you'll see these videos on social media and they're always espousing whether something is healthy or not. Sometimes it seems silly this guy is saying that butter is quite Good for you because it contains something called like joy Butrin or butterine or something. He was like, that's where the name comes from. And it's actually very good for your.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you heard anything about that?

[Jess Hooker]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen this?

[Jess Hooker]

I have, I have.

[Chick McGee]

Could you follow up on that?

[Jess Hooker]

I have. For brain health and for happiness, as Tom said.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

A high fat diet is good for you as long as it's not paired with a high carb. High, high sugar diet.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, so butter on a. You know, if you butter your toast, butter.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna be okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You're gonna be okay. Yeah, you're gonna be all right.

[Chick McGee]

But won't you be a fatty fat fat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a chance of getting fatty fat fat?

[Jess Hooker]

I think that the fat issue lies more in sugar and carbon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good to know.

[Chick McGee]

There you are.

[Jess Hooker]

But it's different for all of us, right?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Real butter is a true treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it doesn't feel sometimes like when you eat margarine, it can taste fake. It does feel fake. When you put butter in your body.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't feel that country crock, that stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we grew up on a man.

[Jess Hooker]

We did too. And I couldn't eat country crock right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Same.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm all just can't.

[Tom Griswold]

That one. I can't believe it's not butter. I can. When you were a kid, I had the crazy aunt that you'd open up the refrigerator and there would be 12 recycled. Instead of going and buying Tupperware, you would recycle the margarines.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you'd have to peek into each one, say, okay, those are the peas.

[Bob Kevoian]

So she didn't Sharpie or mark.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, eventually, after a lot of complaining, then she got out the masking tape.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she would very carefully print.

[Chick McGee]

Was this the. The. The paranoid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love. I love how that's his crazy. And that's just our normal lives. Like, that's how we grew up on all three of us.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I loved it. You. Oh. What? Why do we have some Cool Whip here? Stew? Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but see, that's the problem. Why do we have Cool Whip Whip? Oh. Oh, corn.

[Jess Hooker]

It is disappointing. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Although. Stew.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I was happy to find the stew.

[Chick McGee]

Stew and Cool Whip sounds pretty good.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Cool Whips goes with anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow. Wait. Maybe we'll put that to the test one morning.

[Tom Griswold]

It is delightful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put it on a hamburger.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, why not?

[Jess Hooker]

It's like sweet sour cream.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever Just eat a Cool Whip right out of the course.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah. Those days are over for me, but yes. Yeah, My body doesn't like any of that stuff anymore. I. I mean, you tell Josh your pumpkin pie hack when the Cool Whip is low. So I'm going to say half or less.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes a little more than half.

[Tom Griswold]

Hovering near 50%.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then I will follow this story up with one of the fatter things.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will just take the slice. A slice of pumpkin pie and drop it into the cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the fattest things. This because I. Because it made me so disappointed. That wasn't the fat is what you just said. This is what I went. Oh, I'm a fatty. Fat, fat, fat, fat. Because I was so disappointed and mad. I really wanted Cool Whip with something. I bought some, took it home, and I didn't realize it had the thaw.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I couldn't just enjoy. Enjoy the cool rip right away. So I pouted.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what you do? Toss it in the microwave.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I used to eat it frozen out of our freezer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I wanted the light airy.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you microwave it and bring it back to life?

[Jess Hooker]

You could defaw it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean quickly. That'll work.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What do you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

It doesn't melt.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Animals.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was so upset. Logic didn't even enter into my.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess we'll have to play the theme song then.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, so fat. I'm so, so fat. I am the fattest. I am fat.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody's better than me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody's better than me. All I do I eat jerk and dirty. Take them panties off and put the salami on. Did you. Did you hear Tom's fake sadness? Well, I guess we'll have to play the themes. Yeah, like he. He didn't want.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't played it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just the rule.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't played it this year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still a delight.

[Chick McGee]

It does seem like I love to.

[Jess Hooker]

Hear something new every time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the randomness of the lyrics.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In. In its own way, extraordinarily poetic. There's not a. There's not a linear salami starts here. There's no middle. It's just random. It's really nice.

[Jess Hooker]

You say peg me with a breadstick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's give it a list. We can listen more carefully.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my. All I do, I eat and jerk it and jerk it and eat. Make them panties off and put the salami on me with the breadsticks.

[Tom Griswold]

Peg me with a breadstick Three times. Three times. Now, the salami. Putting the salami on. Is that the nickname of the breadstick pegging device?

[Bob Kevoian]

If I remember correctly, there was. You were also. So you mentioned something about. Or something. So then of course, you. I would ask the whore to take her panties off but put salami on in his place. Because I'm fat and like whores. You've.

[Tom Griswold]

So I get a writing credit.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. You. You simply don't treat me like I'm a human being, you monster.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Well, at least you're sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's not the end of sports, is it?

[Chick McGee]

I think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's a. I thought we had a world record.

[Jess Hooker]

World record.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought the skiing down Mount Everest.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the Vietnamese. The Vietnamese lady grew her fingernails, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

A Vietnamese artist has broken the Guinness world record for the longest fingernails on a pair of hands by a male.

[Tom Griswold]

A guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

It just shows mental illness. Go knows it doesn't care about your.

[Chick McGee]

Gender, Mr. Lu Kong. Win or win. I think because there was the linebacker in the NFL that when they spelled it like that, achieved the record title with the combined length of 19ft 6 inches for his fingernail. He stopped cutting his nails 34 years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a creep.

[Chick McGee]

The longest fingernails on his left thumb, which measures 4ft 2 inches long. He said his wife is a major support saying, this is my choice. I choose to keep them. She helps me a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Chief ass wiper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Without someone as supporting as my wife wiping my. I mean, helping me, I could never maintain this. Them. Them. This. Well, she's an absolute trooper.

[Tom Griswold]

That's before the accident.

[Chick McGee]

She helps me with every. Everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what was the accident?

[Tom Griswold]

She died following third base.

[Bob Kevoian]

They said they'd never seen anything like it. Her insides were just ribbons.

[Chick McGee]

Little finger bang got out of control.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're looking at a photo now. Yeah. He's a disgusting man.

[Jess Hooker]

How much do you have to love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone like that Nail so long he can't even hitchhike because he can't reach. Raise his thumb up straight.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so gross.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why would you do it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, why?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because, you know, man, look at. Look at where he's living. Like, it's not like he could go in that hut and watch TV. Why not grow your house 30ft long.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you do anything nice terracotta roof.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he has his fingernails hanging down and they curl up. They curl away like snakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Makes.

[Tom Griswold]

He probably has to eat as I think his nails probably always have to be down so we can.

[Bob Kevoian]

They look like moldy curly fries.

[Jess Hooker]

Say hard like.

[Tom Griswold]

Or do they. Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there any give at all to.

[Chick McGee]

The girl to ask that question? Huh? Say hard.

[Tom Griswold]

He was discovered on America's got Talon.

[Chick McGee]

America's God.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was. There's the Vietnamese version which nobody watched.

[Bob Kevoian]

I liked his piff helmet. Did you see he was wearing that one?

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if he had a. I wonder if he had a pith knife.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's a pith knife?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it'll cut the pith out of it, let me tell you that. What do you think the climate is for roofers where he live?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot.

[Tom Griswold]

He needs.

[Chick McGee]

They're like door to door going, hey, can we re. Roof your house for you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we got all these.

[Chick McGee]

We got all these terracotta.

[Tom Griswold]

You get those in your mailbox all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I bet they do. You think over there? Okay, maybe not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Well, congratulations. Congratulations, sir.

[Chick McGee]

And that graduation, that particularly grosses you out. Long fingernails.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why do we do the story then?

[Tom Griswold]

It's important to underscore the stupidity of many people in our world.

[Chick McGee]

You could have ignored it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why would that man choose to do that?

[Tom Griswold]

He wants to be famous.

[Chick McGee]

That's a mental problem, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, especially in the beginning like that. Like after the first year where they're just 10 inches long. You got to explain it.

[Chick McGee]

34 years sick after the first 10 years.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have another story involving fingernails in the news as we segue.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to saws all those off.

[Jess Hooker]

Wouldn't you like a dremel?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would think if you tried to rip them off and take your whole fingernail off.

[Jess Hooker]

That makes my stomach hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we do have fingernails in the news and at the Silac Insurance news desk. Ms. Hooker, what have you gone.

[Jess Hooker]

Some Chinese people are reportedly selling their fingernails for use in traditional medicine. I'm sorry, this is just gross. According to the South China Morning Post, so Chai, human fingernails are believed to by some to be effective in clearing heat and toxic elements from a person's system.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

And also to help healing wounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I have a question. Can you. If you chew your own, does that count? Count?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wouldn't this be the.

[Jess Hooker]

That would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Or can. Does it have to be somebody else's nails?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, she's selling them. The woman from China's Hey Bay Province said.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, B, want to go to the game?

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's Hu.

[Chick McGee]

What up?

[Jess Hooker]

B Said that she has been collecting her fingernail clippings since childhood to sell for as little as $9 per pound.

[Bob Kevoian]

A pound of them.

[Jess Hooker]

A pound.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. How many nails?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I like.

[Jess Hooker]

How do you have to. I can't stand the sound of someone clipping their fingernails. Like that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about toenails?

[Jess Hooker]

That's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like it's any different.

[Jess Hooker]

No, if you live with me, you have to go outside to clip.

[Bob Kevoian]

How mad would you be? You're sitting. You hear the sound of fingernails being clipped.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I've walked by your office and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, at least I do it my own at home. You know what, though? It's not fair. At home, I do it outside.

[Jess Hooker]

You do see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. And here I have the opinion somebody will vacuum. Someone else does it in their office as well.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom does it right here in front of us.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Tom will work on his nails.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the day. The day. The day I'm hit with one of.

[Tom Griswold]

Them, I do it under the waste basket or I do it on the porch.

[Chick McGee]

You can't control where your clipped nail's gonna go.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a delicate touch.

[Chick McGee]

You most often do it during sports. I'll try to be painting a humorous word picture and I'll hear click. Click. Click. No, no, I'm paying attention. Click.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But this is ancient Chinese medicine.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what they say. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, you know the ancient Chinese, of course, living to the. The long, long years of 28 I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

Fingernails were being prescribed by traditional Chinese medicine doctors at hospitals in as late as the 1960s, 60s. Hospitals, hospitals.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is better than, you know, killing rhinos and grinding it up for your.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true for sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shark fins and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, rhino horn. That. That.

[Tom Griswold]

That is true, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

If you. Let's just say back in the. In the free and easy days of young Josh Arnold, Free and easy. If you were to return to a woman's house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Or apartment, and she pointed out when you first got there, oh, by the way, that's a jar of my fingernails. I've been saving them for six years. Years. Would that affect anything at all, mate?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I would have questions and I would ask them. I would.

[Chick McGee]

I think what Tom's asking. Would you still close the deal?

[Bob Kevoian]

It depends on what her answers were. Really. Yeah, yeah. If she were to say to me, I collect them because I don't want to discard them so that the CIA can't get ahold of them and do some sort of. I would go, oh, okay, that perfectly.

[Tom Griswold]

What if you said, I intend to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sell them on only fans Again, fan. Good for you, ma'.

[Chick McGee]

Am.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope you make a bunch of. Let's hit the sack. What if she says I'm a witch? I'm not. I'm not. You're not. I'm not unattracted to witches.

[Jess Hooker]

I was gonna say, if anybody's dated to Wiccan, it's Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've dated a few. I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, you know, this was about.

[Bob Kevoian]

And one really sexy warlock is.

[Tom Griswold]

This story is. It's. It's. It says fingernail clippings. Now, I don't know much about Chinese medicine, but do the toenail clippings not work?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're the same things, but, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Mean, I'm not conversant with the.

[Chick McGee]

I think they're quite different.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

People who know what they're doing know a toenail from a fingernail.

[Bob Kevoian]

They may.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that leads us to a classic moment on our program. No involving toenails.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you were talking about toenails last week.

[Chick McGee]

Even then.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine is a dental hygienist.

[Chick McGee]

She cleans teeth for a living.

[Tom Griswold]

She had a patient who came in.

[Chick McGee]

The office in great pain.

[Tom Griswold]

After examination, the dentist found the sore tooth swollen and infected. The procedure required a small incision to relieve the pressure.

[Chick McGee]

There was a toenail in there.

[Tom Griswold]

The dentist immediately requested a pair of surgical tweezers and removed a large piece of toenail.

[Jess Hooker]

How do they know it wasn't a fingernail?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it says this patient said he often chewed his toenail.

[Chick McGee]

Can I tell you something? Shut up. Shut up. My mother used to chew her to me.

[Tom Griswold]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

In front of me. Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Clothed or not. Oh, thank God.

[Chick McGee]

That is a visual. Bob has lost it.

[Jess Hooker]

Over there.

[Chick McGee]

Right here.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a sick.

[Tom Griswold]

So, sir, thank you very much. There's a little. Little blast from the past there for you.

[Chick McGee]

You are the fly in the ointment. A fool can hear where you just derailed that whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

What? My mother chewed her toenails.

[Jess Hooker]

She was a little person, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Real tiny. Obviously very limber. I mean, who do you think can get. Let's see. Hang on a second. I can't get within three feet.

[Jess Hooker]

Get my foot.

[Tom Griswold]

No way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa. Look at how close chick is. McGee's real close.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, see, it's. It's obviously genetic.

[Chick McGee]

Is it genetic?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're right there.

[Chick McGee]

I can't do it with my left leg.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I couldn't get anywhere near that close. Your left knee.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. Look at her. Look at her going to town.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God. Oh God.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

I wouldn't. But I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want a girl who can suck her own feet.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song. I'm on a. A girl who can suck her own feet.

[Chick McGee]

There's a guy out there right now pulled the car over and stopped. Oh what?

[Bob Kevoian]

I followed this only fans model on Instagram and she had a client who wanted her to put those gummy lifesavers around each one of her toes and then eat them off. And she goes, I went to do it and I'm a little too chubby, so I couldn't reach my toes. So I just had to pop them off and pop them into my mouth. And the guy was like, I'm not paying.

[Chick McGee]

After all that I got paid.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not what I asked for.

[Tom Griswold]

The key word comes from Chick Magee and it is specificity. There's an exact thing that they need and that they want and not something.

[Chick McGee]

Disclosing what I ain't paying.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, right now it's time to talk about our friends at Omaha Steaks. We had a great time with our cookout just on Friday. Thanks again to all the great folks from Butler University who took place, who took part, I should say was really fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Ice Cube.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that sound like a trapeze?

[Bob Kevoian]

The filet's mignon in the centering, the fillets mignon.

[Chick McGee]

The flying filet.

[Tom Griswold]

Flying fillets mignon. We could butterfly them. Get back to. Oh, this is delightful. I'm getting hungry for an Omaha steak.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

And the perfect bet for if you, you know, maybe of a friend who went to a rival school and you say, hey, listen, send them some Omaha.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's the best. Thank you very much. Omaha Ste. Coming back, we have Ms. Hooker at the at the news desk. The Silac Insurance news desk, to be precise. Lots of interesting things going on, including tv. Do you turn the subtitles on? You'd be surprised who's doing that. Plus, we have. Do you recall corn dogs? Yeah. Well, they're being recalled. You'll find out what that's all about. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

And Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com/contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. This is the condescending announcer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I like him. I like him.

[Chick McGee]

You call that a catch? There's Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Gonna do a song today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ready, ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

Ready to go. He says, I'm ready to go at six. There's Jeff Osu.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe a birthday song for Jeff.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I have a Tom Griswold teachable moment from this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

That's exciting. There's Josh. Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't even see you this Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

That doesn't mean your influence doesn't shadow over us.

[Tom Griswold]

The shadow, as in shadow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, what's your rule? When you get a call in the car and it's on speakerphone, you immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

Identify yourself and who's in the car? Hey, I'm in the car with Finn and Hart. How's it going? Because you never know, right. What the forthcoming speaker will say.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you suck my.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this weekend, my son had 10 of his friends up to the lake house for a boys weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me and him are driving up on Saturday morning. He gets a call, but we're using. He's listening to music through my thing. So it comes over the speakerphone, and it's his friend, and immediately like, hello? And he goes, hey, I know you said no illegal substances up at the lake, but does Jagermeister count? And my son kind of giggles and he goes, hey, man, you're on speakerphone. My dad. Dad's like, right? I go, hey, what's going on, dude? And he goes, so is that okay?

[Chick McGee]

You went ahead with that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That kid's got some balls.

[Bob Kevoian]

He does. So I. I was like. Once we got off the phone call, I was like, hey, as Tom Griswold would tell you, the second you get a call, you need to announce who's in the car. So your friend doesn't do stupid travel like that.

[Tom Griswold]

And it could. Yes, all the. The time. That's absolutely rule one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's a big one with my sisters. And I, like, if. If you call a sister, you immediately the first thing you say, is mom with you or is mom not with you? That's the first thing you have to establish, because chances are we're talking about mom or one of the other sisters.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then. And then, like, 30 seconds into the conversation, you hear, I'm right here. You know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Another rule, by the way, in my.

[Chick McGee]

Little catalog of rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say I text you a message.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Regarding something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't mean you can call me back. You can text me back.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely not. That's a broach. A breach.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually, before I call any of you, I will typically say, please call me at your convenience. Unless. Also, though, do you do the thing where you hit the wrong button? You could have text someone, and all of a sudden the phone's ringing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, that's. Just because you get a text doesn't mean, hey, I'm now taking phone calls. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Just so you know, if someone texts you, what's the time frame that you expect a return response?

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Jess Hooker]

And if you don't get a return response, is it okay, like, if I don't text you back within four hours, can I just not text you back?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great question. Question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Because I. I got a new phone, and it's harder. I got. I got a dumb phone, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean?

[Jess Hooker]

I got a flip phone. I switched. I got rid of my smartphone.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm so envious.

[Jess Hooker]

And got a flip phone and what it takes to text on this phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my. Do you have to do the thing where you have to hit each letter three times to go through the.

[Jess Hooker]

I do. It's a T9 texting phone.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's a nightmare, but I can tell you I'm never on it. And I had a text from Tom the other day, and I didn't respond for, like, four hours. And then I was like, do I even respond now? And then Christy text me on Friday, and I didn't see it till Sunday, and I was like, hey, have a good trip. She was like, yeah, I'm getting on the plane now. I text you Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

I asked for a ride to the airport. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the rule on returning text. It depends who it's from.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a certain hierarchy. Hierarchy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, girlfriend, immediately.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. We've all been.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

But if your significant other doesn't text you back, do you check their location and be like, okay, are they driving? Are they doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

God, no.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I'm only. I can't do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wouldn't even know how. And I would have no interest.

[Jess Hooker]

No. But I have friends that immediately. If their kids or their. Or their significant other doesn't respond, they immediately check their location.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kids I could see, right? Yeah, to a certain extent.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's an app we all use. Life 360. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't even know that my. I could be followed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I found out that the heart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, everybody. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I wasn't supposed to be driving my car after that surgery.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I got in my car and drove to my coffee place. Got coffee, drove him, and Finn goes, dad, you were driving your car, weren't you? How do you know?

[Bob Kevoian]

I checked your chip.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, before we move on with the news, we probably squeeze in a little history.

[Chick McGee]

You should be. You should be on Find my Location with all of your significant people because the odds of you becoming lost are pretty high.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're not kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Just because, you know, we know we need to time out for today in history.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got one more rule.

[Chick McGee]

Almost done with September.

[Tom Griswold]

I had another rule.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're at a strip mall and the strip mall has the pull in parking right in front of them of the stores. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you can park right there. So I'm at one the other day and this place probably has 200 parking spaces, but not all of them are right there in front.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So I pull into one and then there's one next to me available. But the. It's really tight quarters and the person pulls in on a big Suburban right on the line. Ergo my doors won't even open. The girls have to get out the other side. No, they should have parked elsewhere. That really pisses me off. Or when you're in a big parking lot and someone parks next to you, it's not necessary. There's lots of space out there.

[Chick McGee]

Park wherever they want.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they can't.

[Chick McGee]

Yes they can.

[Tom Griswold]

Rules of the road.

[Jess Hooker]

How long are you allowed to take to find a parking space?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do it quickly.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say seven to nine minutes as soon as you find the right spot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we were going to review today in History, but it's not really all that interesting. MacGyver debuted on ABC in 85. The first go around.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that show.

[Chick McGee]

God, are you wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

What other shows have become a. I was nine. Like, well, you know, MacGyver or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's like our off skate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's one for sure. 1901, happy birthday. Enrico Fermi.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody else know who the big F. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Split into the atom or whatever the hell it was? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

He first he developed the most famous pizza oven and then, then gelato. Oh yeah. And then he was a brilliant physicist.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A part of the whole. The atomic pile Manhattan Project.

[Chick McGee]

The University of Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

Andrew Dice Clay, comedian, born in this date in 1957.

[Chick McGee]

Hickory dickory, Doc.

[Tom Griswold]

A great comedian. Jeff Oskay, born on this day in 1980.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw him open for me once. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't, I couldn't follow guy who was in here. I thought this guy's really funny. Russell Peterson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which by the way, sounds like a pile of Peters. No, it's a Russell Peters. It sounds like you're some Kind of fluffer at a gay bar.

[Bob Kevoian]

I gotta go. Russell.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta go. Russell Peters for the manager.

[Bob Kevoian]

International.

[Chick McGee]

Hit him up. Move my rodeo.

[Tom Griswold]

Russell is, I think. Isn't he Canadian? I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's way bigger around the world than he is in the States.

[Chick McGee]

States, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's one of those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I remember when he was in here, he quite literally had been playing a small club in Chicago when he goes. Yeah, two weeks ago. I was playing a stadium.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's of Asian Indian heritage. He was such a nice guy and very, very funny. Well, and he can also. He can. He can talk like this and not get in trouble.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man. What's the matter?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fact wrong with you guys. And lastly, a star is born. 1954, Judy Garbage Garland and James Mason. Am I correct in saying Chick McGee, you do a very fine. James Mason?

[Chick McGee]

James Mason. Judy Garland from James Mason, I believe. Janet Gainer. There's also the dive she did. Janet Full Gainer.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it Gilbert Godfrey used to do? James Mason is quadradic. He'd pick up a stool that. Never mind. Coming up, we have corndog news.

[Chick McGee]

Corn dog news.

[Tom Griswold]

Corn dog news. We really do. It's actually kind of serious, so we will be very careful with it. Now, please return with us, won't you? We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Got something to say? Send us an email.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Generator.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hello. There's Pat Godwin and Chick. Jeff Osk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks, man.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Jake.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Quiz time.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, quiz us.

[Chick McGee]

Talk to me, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just looking at today in History because I hadn't looked at it yet and wasn't paying much attention.

[Chick McGee]

There's something really grim today, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm not gonna do that. No. But on this day, the Tylenol thing, right? In 19.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

What? Everybody remembers the Tylenol thing and the scare. And the woman was killing her husband and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clouse von Bulow.

[Tom Griswold]

Read the room. Read the room on a lighter note wrote, he said, desperately changing the subject.

[Chick McGee]

My son said that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Can you sing for me the theme song? It's instrumental.

[Bob Kevoian]

And who are you asking?

[Tom Griswold]

A chick. Oh, of my kid. Of my three sons that came out on this date in 1960.

[Chick McGee]

There. I don't believe there were any words.

[Tom Griswold]

There weren't. I'm sorry. I mean, can you hum the. No. Yes, it is not even close. That's it.

[Jess Hooker]

I really don't know. I wouldn't know it to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I've got it right here. Hang on. There it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My Three Sons. Oh, man. Alex, Eddie and the other one brought.

[Bob Kevoian]

To you by Ovalte Oval Team Ovalte.

[Chick McGee]

Rocks and Fred McMurray as the Beaver.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fred. Dad, are my three sons any good? No, no, I don't remember being.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's an interesting history of those sitcoms. They were almost always missing a parent.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I was going to say. It's just a single dad.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the Andy Griffith Show. There's a whole disproportionate number of them only had the one parent.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Chip Coretti's father. Who is housekeeper on that you should know about.

[Chick McGee]

Learn from your history that I killed your mother and I could kill you too.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they ever address where mom was?

[Chick McGee]

Mom was never mentioned.

[Tom Griswold]

The. On. On my. I think the assumption was that she was deceased. Much the same way it was in the Andy Griffith Show. Yeah, Andy was a widower.

[Chick McGee]

A hail of gunfire and.

[Tom Griswold]

But on my three sons, instead of. Instead of a mother, they interested that they had Bub and then later Uncle Charlie.

[Chick McGee]

I liked Uncle Charlie better than Bob, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, until the allegations came out. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a.

[Chick McGee]

Because Bub was the guy from I Love Lucy.

[Tom Griswold]

William Frawley.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Really could put it away, if you know what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the beginning. Nice horn section. Little sax.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I remember this now. Was it animated?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't remember this at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like a shoe tapping.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think there was a voiceover.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think, brought to you by War Bonds.

[Chick McGee]

And you remember. Remember Chip and Ernie were actually brothers, right? In real life, Barry and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but Ernie came later when the one guy quit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tonight, Chip goes knuckle deep with a neighbor.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't neighbor Mr. O. Donahue. Oh, dear.

[Bob Kevoian]

A very special episode.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that count as. Does that count as third base dad with a man?

[Chick McGee]

Well, let me tell you something, Ch.

[Tom Griswold]

Fred McMurray was a fine film actor.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was great. And then he went on to do.

[Tom Griswold]

My three also at the. I believe considered to be one of the wealthiest men in and cheapest Los Angeles.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

In the history of the World owned.

[Tom Griswold]

Owned. Tons of real estate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, watch Double and Indemnity.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go. That's the movie with him.

[Chick McGee]

Donna Reed carries that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's a time for us to return to that's It.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of television, that's it for September 29th. My three sons.

[Tom Griswold]

I said. I said I missed it. And I hadn't looked at this list yet and I could. There's a couple of other boring things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was there a laugh track to my three songs?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think there was.

[Tom Griswold]

Desperately Needed and one of the chip walks down the stairs. Stairs.

[Chick McGee]

One of the Mouseketeers was the oldest brother. Remember that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Would he date the dad?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

On occasion I think he did.

[Chick McGee]

No, not the dad. No. Never.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tonight, Brad McBury brings home a black woman on a groundbreaking new episode.

[Chick McGee]

Is that our new mom?

[Bob Kevoian]

And then the laugh track.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, man. Let's just move forward here because there is a reason kind of. I did this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a television story. This is sort of interesting from the SILAC insurance news desk. Jess Hooker is sitting in for Christy Lee, who's currently on an airplane on her way to Ireland or something.

[Jess Hooker]

A new survey finds that younger adults are much more likely than older viewers to watch movies and TV shows with subtitles on. About 4 in 10 adults under 45 say they often or always use closed captions compared with roughly 3 in 10 older adults.

[Tom Griswold]

I always do it because I've got hearing issues. Yeah, I wearing headphones all these years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Younger people are sort of trained to do it because of social media.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's exactly the right answer.

[Jess Hooker]

See, I've always done it because the people in my house growing up always did it. It was always on when I was a kid, always.

[Tom Griswold]

But people are sitting in their offices watching video on your phone. They'll have the closed captions on.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I didn't think of it that way.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question and this may be. Again, this another stupid question for me. Has anybody. I didn't understand why people would be taking videos vertically. Made no sense to me.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's all a social media thing. Tick tock. Has anyone made a movie, a full fledged movie with the camera in the non horizontal position? Position. And if I think so, in other words, the format would be pat.

[Chick McGee]

There would be black bars, real thick black bars on both.

[Tom Griswold]

On both sides.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haven't seen that.

[Chick McGee]

I think they have made probably an artsy thing. They have put out movies that were made on exclusively.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Tangerine by Sean Baker was all iPhones.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it first? Was it in the traditional format, though?

[Bob Kevoian]

It had to.

[Tom Griswold]

The horizontal.

[Bob Kevoian]

It had to have been horizontal.

[Tom Griswold]

Horizontal, I would think, but that is.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a thing that Zack Snyder released something 4x3 or whatever it was. Remember?

[Tom Griswold]

What do they call that format? I mean, four by four vertical, I heard.

[Chick McGee]

But no, it would be different than four.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it would be the ratio, whatever it is.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, nine and a half to 13, I would think.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's actually 1920 by 1080. Like it's the actual ratios of when you're making a video. Like. Yeah, okay. Yeah, but the phone wouldn't be right to convert it when you. I don't. Okay, no, man. Yeah, we're getting deep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but the other point now, Josh, do you watch when you're at home and you're watching a movie, I mean, like a feature type film as opposed.

[Chick McGee]

To a porno, you know? Not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they. Do they have subtitles? Do you put them. Do you turn them on?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I don't. And it's because I don't want to evolve or devolve my ears. In 40 years from now, people's hearing will be way worse because they're mostly looking at subtitles, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

The one thing I've noticed is it often the punchline will land either too soon or too late on the subtitle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, the. It's like the example I would give. It's yesterday I was watching a football game that I had been watching on my phone and when I had the headset in, and as soon as the game came on TV, they were 20 seconds ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I lived in Korea, I'd go to the theater and the movies were always in English, but they had Korean subtitles. And my buddy and I would be LAUGHING and then five, five, sometimes 10 seconds later, the audience would laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. But. And it does seem that almost everything now has what they call closed captioning or subtitles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I mean, it should always be.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a fair question. On the pornographic websites, do they have. Do all the videos have subtitles?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure there's an option.

[Jess Hooker]

There's an option, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that all done by AI or is that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, at this point, I believe so.

[Tom Griswold]

So do they put like, grunting or do they put like. What?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they put ooh, ah, ooh in parentheses?

[Bob Kevoian]

Faps.

[Chick McGee]

And then glux. Of course, at the end it's in any of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I am a subtitle Fan, I'll admit it. And I wish that last Uber driver I had had subtitles.

[Chick McGee]

I see now that's why I started using subtitles. All the British shows to understand.

[Jess Hooker]

It does say that about four and 10 people say it helps with accents.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the. What's that Gator killing show from the South. And they don't they just go ahead and subtitle it for you? Yeah, they do. You can't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's something. I went to see the movie the Harder They Come years ago in the movie theaters. The great reggae movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I didn't re. I was there for about the first 10 minutes before I realized, oh, wait I minute, there are. So I'm reading this on subtitles.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, again, it was a very thick accent, but yeah, that's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Super interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just can't imagine I'll have to queue up one of the porno movies and see about the subtitles. I'm very curious.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would imagine there's some button you hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a. Do you have an adult cinema you could watch?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, no, I. I don't know how that. I. I just. I'm curious. That's. What kind of sound do they put? Sound effects.

[Bob Kevoian]

Moaning or. Well, they. Well, they will in an R rated movie. Yeah, I've seen it where it says, you know, moaning, you know, during a sex scene and say Basic Instinct or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But one thing I do like about it, with regular movies, it'll tell you what the song is.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Every now. Not. Not every time, but. Yeah, well, a lot of times.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's. That's great for the deaf people who obviously. Oh, music. They're playing Free Bird. I still don't know what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

They're also great, Josh, if you're eating something really crunchy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Seriously, like if you're, you know, I digging. Digging into some grape Nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Nothing like having grape nuts at the theater.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if you're watching a movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. All right, it's moving night. Let's break out the Grape Nuts.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

And there's a Monday nighter, of course. Two Monday nighters again. Yeah, dose. Looking forward to it. And by the way, coming up, we did a little stunt. Ms. Hooker was great on Friday going out there and asking our special guests from the band. The, the, the Butler University Band was out in the parking lot doing some great music. We were asking him about words and contemporary slang. Well, once again, the Merriam Webster Dictionary has an update and I'm, I'm kind of pleased because I knew about more than half these. I was stunned. So we'll find out. A little bit of wordplay coming up. And corn dog recall. It's Next. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk. Hi. There's Pat Go Godwin. Hello, birthday boy. Jeff Oskay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a fun time on Friday with a list of contemporary slang terms.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of which I did not know.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

And none of us did, really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we ran them by some great college students who stopped by with their musical instruments to play for us. It was great. We had a wonderful time.

[Chick McGee]

But the Miriam, is boogie down still a phrase we. We use?

[Jess Hooker]

No, Papa, it's not boogie down.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're gonna boogie down tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the boogie down into your grave is about the only.

[Chick McGee]

It's boogie down into my grave.

[Tom Griswold]

For the elderly, perhaps.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let's boogie. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

When you were on the radio, did you ever have to host Boogie Check?

[Chick McGee]

No, because I have respect for John Landecker and I wouldn't steal his bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the. I didn't have to host it. But there were other stations that certainly took. That boogie check would be. You just start taking phone calls.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we got a boogie check from the parking lot of the 71111 on Easter Main Line. And then they'd. They'd call. It was fun.

[Jess Hooker]

I do a boogie check with Jeff before I come on air.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Looking for a boogie cave.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got my light and everything for that.

[Jess Hooker]

You have to. You need a light to check for boogies.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is the nose hair clipper.

[Chick McGee]

I thought I liked that clipper. I don't care for it. I like the light but the angle and it's too sharp. It will cut your nose if you don't watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Just take a flashlight and some scissors and get in there. Okay, I'm sorry. So you heard me. This new list I've gotten cut from the Miriam Webster Dictionary.

[Jess Hooker]

Over 5,000 new terms they've added to their collegiate dictionary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's do them all, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're going to get most of them. Go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Beast mode.

[Chick McGee]

Beast mode. That's bringing it hard. 100% full out coming at it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Beast mode.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what it sounds like to me.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. It's a Marshawn lynch and extremely aggressive or energetic style or manner that someone adopts temporarily to overpower an opponent in a fight or competition.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Who came first? Was beast mode a term prior to.

[Chick McGee]

Marshawn Lynch Was right there at the beginning.

[Jess Hooker]

He has a new book, Yeast Mode.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it a cookbook?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a new.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great idea.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a new cookbook about him baking bread and it's called Yeast Mode. Yeah, that's awesome. Isn't that cool? Yeah, that's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Very cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He also has a pie book called Beast Alamode nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate that. That would. I'm gonna write. Can I send it to Reader's Digest?

[Chick McGee]

You're a comedian.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Do you appreciate hearty, hearty applause and I appreciate that. Or do you like laughter?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm also sort of. I also have a fair amount of self hatred, so I appreciate the long pause before. Before anything happened.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's beast a la mode and it's right for pies.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I French pies. Well, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the next word?

[Jess Hooker]

What about dad bod?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the dad bod. God, I believe is the tall guy for the nuggets. Plays NBA basketball.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that what they call it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He's the dad bod. God.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm a big fan of the dad bod. A physique regarded as typical or an average of a father, especially one that is slightly overweight and not extremely muscular.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right here, baby. Yeah, I've. I've surpassed dad bod. Now I'm just fat.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying you're a fatty, fat, fat. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You look good, Jeff. You look very. You're. You're strong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Straight on. Like, if you're looking at me straight on, I feel good. You turn me sideways. I am just a. It's. It's that guy. It's that third dimension that really. That's what gets you in the reflective surfaces when you walk by buildings. Yeah, that could be.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the next word is a word that you used a few minutes ago.

[Jess Hooker]

I did a dumb, fun phone. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I didn't know what that was. But it's. It is obvious, though, now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. A cell phone that does not include advanced software features such as email or an Internet browser typically found on a smartphone.

[Tom Griswold]

You have just switched your life running. You now carry around a dumb phone.

[Jess Hooker]

I do carry a dumb phone. I do have Internet access on it. But you have to. There's no. There's. There's no thumb pad. You know what I mean? So you have to click everything to get where you want to go. It's a nice nightmare.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does it have the game Snake on it?

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't checked out the games. I haven't checked out the games. Hard pass. This is one of my favorites.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a Chick McGee.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Regular.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Hard pass More than.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

A firm refusal or rejection of something.

[Chick McGee]

Hard no would also be in hard pass. Hard no.

[Jess Hooker]

Hard pass. How do you. Do you say hard yes?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. I do not say hard yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought a hard pass was a physical ticket that you got for a concert.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a hard ticket.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. Okay. I'm just appreciating the silence.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey. Hey. When I start something, you got one more.

[Tom Griswold]

I finish it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Rule threes, baby.

[Chick McGee]

I do not blame you. I do not blame you.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's an actual ticket for an event, a hard pass. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

What about this one? Is it Petrichor?

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That one's news to me.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That's new.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody?

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you spell it?

[Tom Griswold]

P, E, T, R, I C H.

[Bob Kevoian]

O, R, E, T, R. I C.

[Tom Griswold]

H. Looks like pet Rich or petrichor.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does that mean?

[Jess Hooker]

The distinctive, earthy, usual, pleasant odor that is associated with rainfall, especially when following a warm, dry period. Period.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a. This is a legit word. That doesn't sound like slang to me. That sounds like a real word that.

[Tom Griswold]

We'Re gonna use that.

[Jess Hooker]

But I know. Yeah. The smell after rain is great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, especially. Yeah, you're right. That it has a very distinct smell on, like, parking lots.

[Tom Griswold]

Black tops.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you say you're on the phone, what are you doing? Oh, I'm wallowing in the petrichor. They're gonna think you're some kind of pervert at an elementary school. Hard pass on that joke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, hard. No, hard. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I've never heard anyone use that. If the weatherman did it, I would go, what the. What are you talking about?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that sounds real. I'm with Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Try using him to see if anyone knows what you're talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let me know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, with your nieces and your nephews. They might, right? They're kind of. Of hip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they are. They. They're always.

[Chick McGee]

How about that Petracor, huh, girls?

[Tom Griswold]

Or. Or maybe it sounds like a junior high school group that helps raise animals and. I don't know, the Petrichor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we at Petracor take various household pets who've long lived out their usefulness and.

[Tom Griswold]

And feed them to zoo lions everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

And we chop them up into fine little morsels and they're in a new breakfast cereal called Petrichor.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not familiar with this one either. Teraflop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what does that mean?

[Chick McGee]

We fall down on the ground?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. Any other guesses?

[Bob Kevoian]

Never heard it.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

A unit of measure for the calculating speed of a computer equal to 1 trillion floating point operations per second.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not slang. That is. That is technical jargon.

[Chick McGee]

Teraflop.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like.

[Jess Hooker]

This doesn't ever. This doesn't say it was slaying. Ever. These are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's my misunderstanding.

[Tom Griswold]

But it. What is it again? Teraflop.

[Jess Hooker]

Terraflop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it sounds like the first dinosaur to go extinct because, you know, whenever it would run, it would fall over. Do you have a word you'd like to retire, Josh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, impact is one that I. Unless you're talking about a tooth or a meteor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the impact. And impact is used when they mean effect. No, they're using it incorrectly all the time.

[Chick McGee]

That didn't impact me much. Oh, I hate.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just because people don't know the difference between effect and effect. And so they went with impact.

[Tom Griswold]

The impact. The impact is when the fist hits your teeth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

The effect is three months later when you're still eating poison pudding because your teeth are gone. Okay, that's.

[Chick McGee]

It's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, do you have a song about this?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't blame you.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat checked out.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I don't think I put pen to paper either. I don't like the word optics. How do you guys feel about that?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm with you. I hate. Hate that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I like traction optics. What else do I like? The news. News cycle. The news people use.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like, unpack.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's unpack that. That's really driving me crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Let's. Let's put a pin in that term.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like that term.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the optics of this are bad. You mean the way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it looks bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the optics.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. What are you.

[Tom Griswold]

You selling me glasses or writing? Writing an essay?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you a cameraman? I don't want to hear about this.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the word peace? There was a peace in the Atlantic that always. You mean an article or an essay? Maybe?

[Bob Kevoian]

My buddy and I would do that ironically in school because so many other undergrads talked like that. Well, I have to write a piece for.

[Tom Griswold]

Your op ed in Beaver Hunt last week. How about the Decaying Optics of Pink?

[Bob Kevoian]

I like it ironic. Ironically.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. How about a piece of ass? You like it and using it that way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Or a piece of chest.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you have to ask, and I'll be even more honest. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had.

[Tom Griswold]

The Godfather.

[Chick McGee]

Godfather. That's exactly right. Thank you. Thank you very much. That's pretty good. John Marley. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And wasn't he the dad and Love Story?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think he was. Have you ever watched. Have you ever gone back and watched Love story?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Ali McGraw is a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Frosty.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the matter, preppy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, preppy, I wish you died. Well, good news. And, hey, it's a happy ending.

[Tom Griswold]

Spoiler alert.

[Chick McGee]

Honest to God, it's. She's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. You were the one man in the theater who stood up and clapped.

[Chick McGee]

Brian, go live your life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did anybody read it, by the way?

[Jess Hooker]

I did. I read it a lot before I watched the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

And Eric Siegel. Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

And then he wrote Brian's story after that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Another word that the young people probably don't know is dictionary. Does anyone buy a dictionary? With the fluidity of language these days, aren't you a lot better off just grabbing your smartphone?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The only dictionary I have in my house. House. Is still the one that I had in college. Like, just kept it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't imagine that they can't sell too many of these.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, it's all on your smartphone. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my question. Why they're out there touting this dictionary. Who?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they're really touting their online.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I go to Merriam Webster online all the time. I'm one of those idiots that when I don't know a word, I look it up. Oh, I rare these days. I started doing that because of you for my class, and I realized I. I'm a moron. Like, there are so many words. I just kind of glazed over because I was like, oh, I'll use context clues and figure out this sentence.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think a hot girl on Onlyfans calls herself Miriam Webster? She'll get a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a great idea. Stripping in front of, like, dictionary pages.

[Chick McGee]

If you can tell me the definition of erudite, I'll take my top off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you like the name Miriam?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not against it. I like Mir. I like Evelyn.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Evelyn.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you go eevee old time?

[Chick McGee]

I would go eevee. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of those older names are coming back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hike up that skirt there, Evelyn.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, I was going to mention one, but that was a friend of one of my children. I can't. Now that you're doing upskirting, she'll be.

[Chick McGee]

You mentioned, you know, that. That girl being a woman's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So Miriam Webster, your. Your. Your new porno character on. On Only fans she could do like me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Josh, you sick, twisted jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

You're leaving money on the table here. Josh, you could have her standing in front of. And the words she could look up would be related to your pornographic pursuits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. So if a guy said, hey, I really want to see you. Your feet, she would say, oh, my metatarsals and phalanges and my arch.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we're joking. This may be a million dollar.

[Chick McGee]

Miriam Webster and Daniel Webster not related. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

And it's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's is. Miriam is spelled weird, as in the devil and Daniel.

[Chick McGee]

No, it wasn't. Daniel Webster was in. Wasn't he in a speaker of the house or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Currently.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The representative of Rhode island or something. Him and Cesar Rodney, I think.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Eat Me.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

Oskar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I think we're gonna get a song out of Mr. Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

It's not right.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a. I hope so. We've got a. A news story that I think may be. Steer him into a tune. I've been. I've mentioned this four hours ago. We never got to it. My fault. But it's. It's kind of important.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, it is. It's. It's important because we usually have these products in our freezer here in the green room, so. Nearly 58 million pounds of corn dogs and sausage on a stick products are being recalled nationwide after reports that pieces of wood may be embedded in the batter.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, by the way, I didn't think there were 58 million pounds of corn dogs ever in the history of the universe. That is a lot of corn dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had no idea they were that popular.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Well, be careful if you've got them.

[Jess Hooker]

The recall covers certain state fair corn dogs on a stick and Jimmy Dean pancakes and sausage on a stick products all made by Hillshire Brands.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you think the stick is the cause of some of the wood in the.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think. I would think they must have someone. One must have gotten in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Technically, every corn dog has wood in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Go to the Hillshire Brands website to see if the ones you have, they want you throw them away. If you do.

[Jess Hooker]

Packages with established establishment numbers EST 582 and P894 should be thrown away or returned to the store. The U.S. department of Agriculture says the issue surfaced after multiple consumers complaints, five of them involving injuries.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mouth splinters.

[Jess Hooker]

The affected products were produced as recently as last week.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So there's. You go.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, obviously you don't want to get one in your throat or something.

[Chick McGee]

So. You know what? It doesn't affect corn dog bites.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they're. They're good to go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, they're good to go. Corn dog bites.

[Tom Griswold]

They are good.

[Chick McGee]

Yummy. Just pop them in your mouth like popcorn.

[Tom Griswold]

We had what my daughters now call them, angels in a basket, pigs in a blanket. Instead of pigs in a blanket.

[Chick McGee]

Where did get that?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a Tom ism.

[Tom Griswold]

I walked. I never had one. And I, I walked in is. Well, these look really good. And then for some reason on the next Day I said we had angels in a basket. That's.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't even. Even. I wasn't aware you knew the word angels.

[Tom Griswold]

Angel food cake is my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, do you have anything attribute to corn dogs that are unsafe to eat?

[Bob Kevoian]

A little bit of Elvis. Help us some Elvis. Want to hear some Elvis? Oh, yeah, I guess I'd like to hear Elvis. You know what he'd say? What? Ain't nothing but a corn dog with W in the battle. Ain't nothing but a corn dog that splinters and shatters. Oh. Millions being recalled with wood in Nevada.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? You can't eat them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, even if it's wood, it's all good when it's fried. Sell it, baby. Sell it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ain't nothing but a corn dog with.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit of pine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice. I enjoyed Ain't Nothing but a Corn. Corn Dog. Was it?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to be honest with you. I consider myself a semi literate. I never understood that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the time by the back door, moaning to get in.

[Chick McGee]

You know, dog wants the vagina, dog wants the bone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Watch that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm getting conflicting. You can see why. I don't understand. I've got. I gotta decide between A and moron plus.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, did you hear that? I'm moron.

[Tom Griswold]

A. No.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't you heard, my man? He's a. He's nothing but a dog. You've never heard that?

[Tom Griswold]

So hound dogs are famous for their.

[Jess Hooker]

Several.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm an Elvis fan to a small degree. And I appreciate the song.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's an old Mama Thornton song, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Big Mama Thor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big Mama.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, she was thin when I knew her.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You hear what? More on B Said dinner when he knew her.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that. That's very funny. I'm sorry. We have a Jess Hooker. She's the at this.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, I'm more on a. That's all I can noises I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Just as the Silac Insurance news desk. What else do we have?

[Jess Hooker]

News from the Aspen Times of Aspen, Colorado.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Jess Hooker]

The city.

[Chick McGee]

Who gave you that story?

[Jess Hooker]

Actually, this is a stack of stories that Christy hadn't read that I just grabbed a random one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

And I'm an ass kisser. So I went to the Aspen, Colorado store. The city of Aspen is making improvements to Glory Hole Park.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, how could I resist?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I stand correct.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a. Do we have a picture of the sign? This is a. This is A real place. There it is. It looks beautiful in Aspen. Beautiful Aspen, Colorado. And it's called Glory Hole Park.

[Chick McGee]

Why hasn't someone gone to the manager of Glory Hole party? You know that this is a negative.

[Tom Griswold]

You think that somebody would be hip enough to tell them what that means?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, historically it doesn't it mean like where oil comes out of or something like because was it Jerry Jones or somebody who Bunghole.

[Chick McGee]

Bunghole is an oil man term.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay, okay. And that's also the hole in a barrel.

[Chick McGee]

But it might be glory.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we see me. Why don't we save this for tomorrow. I'll do some more homework.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. But Glory Hole is as old as the universe itself. As soon as a man realized he could anonymously.

[Tom Griswold]

As you can see, we have to do a lot of research before we're.

[Chick McGee]

In a stall and somebody and you.

[Tom Griswold]

Can do a parody pad the Ichiku Park. Ichiku Park. Remember that song? I remember.

[Chick McGee]

What did you do there?

[Bob Kevoian]

We got high. High.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ichiku Park.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great song. This is all coming up tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Small Faces.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

George Michael.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Steve Marriott.

[Bob Kevoian]

He knew his way around the park.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Glory Holes. We'll be bringing you that exciting story from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Add to or continue the conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

Actor Michael Rosenbaum.

[Bob Kevoian]

He knows some of the most talented.

[Jess Hooker]

Talented people in the business and we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Try to bring you candid open interviews, not just actor stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Julie Bowen is fantastic.

[Jess Hooker]

You know when you leave a job and you know you haven't done your very best job, I hate that feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're here for the wonderful Sarah Silverman, you came to the right place.

[Jess Hooker]

Comedy dies in the second guessing of your audience.

[Tom Griswold]

You just have to keep writing what.

[Jess Hooker]

You think is funny.

[Chick McGee]

Right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

And listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Follow us. It's free.