The BOB & TOM Show - September 3, 2025

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The BOB & TOM Show – September 3, 2025

Podcast Summary
The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast | Date: September 3, 2025
(Cumulus Podcast Network; Comedy, talk, news, and sports; 6–10AM EST)

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OVERVIEW

This episode delivers the classic, rapid-fire blend of comedy, topical news, playful banter, and personal anecdotes that define The BOB & TOM Show. The hosts—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Ace Cosby, and guests including Pat Godwin, Ali Breen, and Angela Johnson Reyes—lean into spirited tangents: from etiquette during picture day at the studio to mile-high club controversies, NFL kickoff fever, farmer’s market recycling rants, and relationship advice. The show is heavy on laughs and light social commentary, peppered with ongoing jokes, listener letters, and the legendary “Sexy Time” segment.

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MAJOR SEGMENTS & HIGHLIGHTS

1. Opening Skit & Roleplay: "El Conquistador"

• (00:21–02:45)
  • Josh Arnold calls a dealership in-character as "El Conquistador", demanding to be addressed only by that title during a fake car appointment.
  • Running gag about proper titles, politeness, and absurd insistence blossoms.
    • Quote:
      • Josh (El Conquistador): “It is very important that I only be addressed in that fashion as El Conquistador.” (00:40)
  • Sparks follow-on banter about the importance (or lack thereof) of titles and cultural habits.

2. Listener Mail: "El Conquistador" in Real Life

• (03:45–04:44)
  • A listener upgrades to “VIP” at a conference and puts “El Conquistador” on his registration. To his delight, Mandalay Bay’s sign welcomes him by the title.
    • Quote:
      • “The billboard lit up. ‘Welcome El Conquistador to Mandalay Bay!’” (04:30)
  • Sets off jokes about conventions, Las Vegas, VIP perks, and a segue into which conventions draw the most “sex for hire” in Vegas.

3. Vegas Conventions & Prostitution Stats

• (04:54–06:41)
  • Hosts debate which Vegas conventions draw the most prostitutes, making half-serious observations about CES, AVN, Super Bowl, and radio conferences.
    • Tom: “How extensive, how accurate are the statistics for which convention employs the most sex for hire?” (04:54)
  • On-air consensus: no good stats, but playful speculation continues.

4. NFL Season & Picture Day Anticipation

• (06:51–09:50)
  • Chick and Tom revel in NFL opening day excitement. Chick’s “beside himself with excitement.”
    • Tom: “My fellow Americans, our long nightmare is over!” (07:06)
  • Studio picture day triggers confessions about outfit planning, wardrobe prep, concealer, and the stress it invokes, especially for Christy Lee.

5. Mile High Club Debates

• (10:10–12:44)
  • Hosts hash out what constitutes entry into the “Mile High Club”—is it only on a commercial plane, does a gondola count, is Denver’s altitude a loophole? Chick’s ruling is firm: “You need to be aloft, that's the key to this.”
    • Quote:
      • Chick: “You need to be aloft. That’s the key to this.” (10:35)
  • Read aloud: Listener letter about becoming a club “member” in a Telluride gondola (21:08), which catalyzes a jokey breakdown of possible “Ivy League style” techniques and Mile High exploits.

6. Fearless Farmer’s Market Rants

• (24:06–31:05)
  • Chick torches “Recycle Nazis” and overzealous trash sorters at the market. It’s a lengthy screed: too many rules, too little result.
    • Memorable Moment:
      • Chick: “There are these trash Nazis… it’s like taking your SATs, there’s three bins, there’s a guy, where does gum go? And the guy is a total prick!” (24:27)
  • Tom and Ace counter: any recycling is better than none.
  • Discussions meander into supposed scams at farmer’s markets (questioning authenticity of produce), bad “farmer’s market art”, and anecdotes about old driver’s license photos.

7. Pumpkin Spice, Food, and Crust Philosophy

• (34:23–36:44)
  • Ace pitches a “Pumpkin Spice Hotties” calendar.
  • Christy and Chick debate the best aspects of pizza crust and what toppings constitute American vs. Italian.
    • Quote:
      • Chick: “The main reason to have children, Josh, is when you get pizza, they don’t eat the crust. And you get to enjoy that.” (28:52)

8. Recycling: Scam or Sincere?

• (39:46–41:41)
  • Listeners write in (from recycling industry) corroborating Chick’s skepticism: much of recycling ends up incinerated or landfilled.
    • Quote:
      • Listener: “90% of all recycling bins were contaminated and unusable.” (40:52)
  • Ace: “If it helps 5%, I say, fine.” (28:05)
  • Christy: “I’m kind of with you on this. How can you have fresh tomatoes in May?” (42:02)

9. Studio Picture Day & Decor

• (38:41–39:30)
  • Ace is outed for keeping his walls mostly bare at home, spurring jokes about framed coworker pictures and decorator interventions.

10. Vegas Sphere & Wizard of Oz

• (58:32–64:40)
  • Extended riff on the Las Vegas Sphere showing “Wizard of Oz”—is it worth it, will anyone actually enjoy it, will the hosts spoil the show for each other?
    • Tom: “Is it a cinematic experience or more of an entertainment?”
      Christy: “You're in a tornado!” (60:36–60:52)
  • Discussion veers into the stoner classic of syncing “Dark Side of the Moon” with “Wizard of Oz.”

11. Powerball Lottery Pool Drama

• (56:43–88:48)
  • Office debate on how to manage a group Powerball buy-in without causing future lawsuits or hard feelings.
    • Quote:
      • Chick: "If one of us wins and you don't share it, there's going to be, as my father would say, hell to pay." (87:03)
  • Agreement: “Everyone just put in 10 bucks and $10 worth of tickets in the envelope.”

12. Advice Segment: Sexy Time with Ali Breen

• (135:40–151:13)
  • Relationship advice hotline. Letters feature concerns about shower sex, inheritance-drama etiquette, a boyfriend’s excessive sweating (“Dear Fat Hog”), and dating someone with a “nightmare kid.”
    • Allie: “[Shower sex]... I feel like I’m getting waterboarded… The sex part is more awkward than hot.” (136:51)
    • Josh: “Dear Fat Hog…” (143:24)
  • Hosts dispense a blend of frank, wise, and irreverently comic advice.

13. Fake Astronaut Romance Scam

• (118:31–120:44)
  • A Japanese woman is conned by an online “astronaut” who claims he needs help buying oxygen in space.
    • Tom: “I’m an astronaut in distress. I don’t know how much longer I can breathe up here.” (118:39)

14. Meta, AI Chatbots, & Real-Life Name Woes

• (98:34–104:41)
  • News: Meta (Facebook’s parent company) is accused of using celebrity names/likenesses for their “flirty” AI chatbots.
  • Indianapolis bankruptcy lawyer Mark Zuckerberg sues Meta after his account is repeatedly flagged as impersonating the “real” Mark Zuckerberg.
    • Christy: “His business page was shut down by Meta for the ninth time... he was accused of using a fake name and impersonating a celebrity.” (101:21)

15. Random Factoids, News, and Riffing

• Throughout, especially (105:07–108:31):
  • “Today in History” run-through and music/music-history discussions (Mary Tyler Moore, Beatles’ Help, The Clash), springboard nostalgia and quick bits of pop culture commentary.
  • Miscellaneous topics: trash schedule confusion (111:42+), office lunch stories, tipping rants, Kraft Heinz food conglomerate split.

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MEMORABLE QUOTES & MOMENTS

• “It is very important that I only be addressed in that fashion as El Conquistador.” — Josh Arnold (00:40)
• "Listener tastes good. Like a listener should." — Chick McGee (03:51)
• “There are these trash Nazis… it's like taking your SATs” — Chick McGee (24:27)
• “If you ever said, ‘This weekend, I was in a gondola’, you might have what it takes…” — Josh Arnold (23:46)
• “If one of us wins and you don't share it, there's going to be, as my father would say, hell to pay.” — Chick McGee (87:03)
• “I withdraw the comment.” — Chick, after a "gentlemanly" question about technique (79:32)
• “I love you… Yeah, no, actions speak louder than words for the women.” (117:00+)
• Ali Breen: “I feel like I'm getting waterboarded and I'm not getting clean at all. And the sex part is more awkward than hot.” (136:51)

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TIMESTAMPS FOR IMPORTANT SEGMENTS

| Time (MM:SS) | Segment | |--------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:21–02:45 | “El Conquistador” dealership skit | | 03:45–04:44 | Listener applies “El Conquistador” at Mandalay Bay (listener mail) | | 04:54–06:41 | Vegas conventions, sex-for-hire speculation | | 06:51–09:50 | NFL opening excitement; Picture day stress | | 10:10–12:44 | Mile High Club definitions/debate | | 21:08–23:00 | Listener’s Mile High Club gondola “achievement” | | 24:06–31:05 | Farmer’s market, recycling rant, and scams | | 34:23–36:44 | Pumpkin spice season jokes/pizza crust | | 39:46–41:41 | Recycling emails from industry insiders | | 56:43–88:48 | Powerball group buy-in debate | | 58:32–64:40 | Las Vegas Sphere & “Dark Side of the Rainbow” | | 98:34–104:41 | Meta chatbots, “real” Mark Zuckerberg lawsuit | | 118:31–120:44| Romance scam: astronaut in distress | | 135:40–151:13| Sexy Time with Ali Breen (relationship advice) |

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TONE & STYLE

The show remains high-energy, irreverent, and full of rapid punchlines, puns, and running gags. The chemistry between the hosts is palpable, built on years of professional roasting and camaraderie. Listener letters often serve as jumping-off points for wild asides or longer bits.

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FOR LISTENERS NEW AND OLD

This episode is a perfect snapshot of The BOB & TOM Show’s unique brand: deft mix of topicality, comedy, real-life rants, and a flair for the absurd. Whether parsing the rules of the Mile High Club, deconstructing the fine-points of recycling, or fielding messy relationship letters, the crew keeps things rolling and reliably funny.

LISTEN FOR:

• Off-the-cuff roleplaying and sharp improv in the open
• Deep dives into everyday grievances (recycling, picture day, tipping)
• Absurd listener stories & “advice” (Mile High Club, romance scams)
• TV/movie/music nostalgia riffs
• Irreverent relationship advice and office drama
• Personal lives, confessions, and light social commentary

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End of Summary.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

New car sales. Gordon speaking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I am El Conquistador.

[Chick McGee]

You are El Conquistador?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And I would like to make an appointment to come down and test drive a Mercedes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

It is important that I am not addressed as sir. I am not a sir. I am El Conquistador.

[Chick McGee]

Affirmative. Affirmative.

[Josh Arnold]

It is very important that I only be addressed in that fashion as El Conquistador. Could you say it for me?

[Chick McGee]

El Conquistador.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Would you like to drive, sir?

[Josh Arnold]

I am not a sir.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I am El Conquistador.

[Chick McGee]

Brother, let me say one thing. I've come from the south here. My parents brought me up to say, yes, sir. Yes, ma'. Am. No ma'.

[Ali Breen]

Am.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, ma'. Am. No, ma'.

[Christy Lee]

Am.

[Josh Arnold]

I understand for being.

[Chick McGee]

Being polite, but I.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's. That is. That is not my title. I am not a sir. I am El Conquistador. It's a title that has been in my family for thousands of years.

[Chick McGee]

I'll do my best.

[Josh Arnold]

I am El Conquistador.

[Chick McGee]

El Conquistador. I'll do.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll do my best. You'll do your best? El Conquistador? Yes. So can you tell me what a good time for you to come in is? Anytime, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Between the.

[Josh Arnold]

Anytime, El Conquistador. Between the hours of 8 and 5. What is important is that. That the people that you work with know that if they are to do business with me that they must refer to me not as sir. I know that is polite, but. El Conquistador.

[Chick McGee]

What does that mean? What does that mean? What does the title mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Excuse me, who are you addressing? Yes, the title means the Conqueror.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that's what that.

[Josh Arnold]

The last part of it.

[Chick McGee]

L means the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Okay, okay. El Conquistador. Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

El Conquistador. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

El Conquistador.

[Chick McGee]

When do you think you'll be arriving, El Conquistador?

[Josh Arnold]

I will be arriving next Wednesday around 4 o'.

[Chick McGee]

Clock. Wednesday at 4 o'. Clock. I'll put you on my.

[Josh Arnold]

That's when your flight lands, El Conquistador? My flight lands at about 3:30.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so you'll be here. Are you coming directly here, El Conquistador?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I am. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wednesday at 4pm all right, I'll put that down.

[Chick McGee]

Budget that time for you.

[Josh Arnold]

For who?

[Chick McGee]

For you, El Conquistador. Thank you, El Conquistador. I'll be waiting to hear from you and to see you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much for your time. I hope to do business with you.

[Chick McGee]

All right, bro. Thank You El. You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, bro.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, bro. I have a bromance. How do you feel about the word brohim? Isn't that a thing? Yeah. Yo, brohim.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, bro. What's up, brother?

[Chick McGee]

Brohim. Yeah, there's another way to say but ethnic thing.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if it's an ethnic thing or not, but it is now, by God, I got the wrong letter.

[Chick McGee]

Letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. Hi. Good morning. Whatever time of day it is where you're listening, it's the Bahamas top show. There's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and. Hello, Tom, you got a. I got a letter email.

[Chick McGee]

Right off the bat, this comes to us from Winston.

[Tom Griswold]

Listener tastes good. Like a listener should.

[Chick McGee]

Or he goes a long time listener, first time emailer. I live in Charleston, S.C. had to come to Vegas for a conference.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

While registering for the conference, I upgraded to the so called VIP experience.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

One of the perks. And one of those perks was a custom sign upon your arrival.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So I typed in my normal name and then went, wait a minute. And the words El Conquistador came into my head.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So I retyped that, figuring they'd probably ignore it.

[Tom Griswold]

He put in El Conquistador.

[Chick McGee]

But sure enough, when I stepped out of the private car that they sent for me, the billboard lit up. Welcome El Conquistador to Mandalay Bay.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice, nice, nice.

[Chick McGee]

That must be some conference, huh? How impressive is that?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Each one of your attendees will have their name show up on the big screen as they walk in.

[Tom Griswold]

How involved, how do you, how extensive, how accurate are the. The statistics for which convention employs the most sex for sex for hire? You think, oh, are there numbers? Like, do they keep numbers, like, accurate numbers?

[Chick McGee]

I would imagine someone could give you a pretty good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they've got some sort of marketing.

[Ace Cosby]

I always assumed at one point it was the Consumer Electronics Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Which may have a new name. Now I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like CES or Everything goes by.

[Ace Cosby]

Initial because it coincided. It was right after that was the AVNs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

And I always kind of thought, oh, maybe they want the high class porn star hookers to be there. Because you think, why not?

[Chick McGee]

That would be a lot of planning.

[Ace Cosby]

But I just figured, hey, I mean, if you, whatever city hosts the Super Bowl, a bunch of those, right, like high class prostitutes go to that city.

[Tom Griswold]

For the super bowl and not actually paying for the sex act, but they pay for, like, autographs and things like that.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, at those kind of places.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or maybe they Super Bowl.

[Ace Cosby]

They go for the sex.

[Chick McGee]

You're wondering what working class, working ladies, average.

[Tom Griswold]

What's our busiest time of year? What convention?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like, is it the Teamsters or whatever? Which convention brings in the most prostitutes or the nab.

[Tom Griswold]

The national association of Broadcasters. Yeah, that jumps.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been to a couple of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Regular radio clowns.

[Chick McGee]

That's a really interesting question. And I don't know if there's any published stats, but I don't even know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. How would you.

[Chick McGee]

You could talk to some inside people in Vegas that probably give you an idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Because, you know, prostitution isn't legal in Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know, it is everywhere else around Vegas or Clark County, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But in any event, we have more letters to get to right now. We can start. Start off. Everybody doing okay? I just check in okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because today there you might see two of me over here. I'm beside myself with excitement about National Football League tomorrow night, baby. That's right. Because ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans are long. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Nightmare is over.

[Christy Lee]

A menu plan your whole night.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a cookie.

[Christy Lee]

A cookie shaped like a football.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. And something riding on it, like, go NFL season, stuff like that. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So the season starts on. There's a game Thursday night and Friday night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that the NFL stayed away from Friday nights to not ruin high school football.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Paulo, I. Well, you know, the NFL used to stay away from Christmas Day, too. And they told the NBA to kiss their ass, we're coming in. And they did. So I don't know. You know, it's spring in Sao Paulo. Did you know that? They're in the Southern. The so hem is what they call it. Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Like. Oh, like Soho or noho.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So him Southern Hemisphere. Did you know that?

[Josh Arnold]

I did not know.

[Chick McGee]

And why is it Houston street not Houston Street?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just curious.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a Houston, Ohio, spelled like Houston.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

And Russia, Ohio, but you pronounce it Russia.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, there's a Russiaville, Indiana.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

World's confusing. No wonder. No wonder young people get so upset.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when you were little. Listen, you started realizing that adults didn't know everything. Yeah, I just figured that out a couple years ago. Well, today's a weird day here because it's picture day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, it is. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

So picture day has not no matter how, what your age, it hasn't changed.

[Chick McGee]

My kids have already. My kids, believe it or not, have already had picture day at school.

[Christy Lee]

They have it before school starts now.

[Ace Cosby]

You have to go in for picture day.

[Christy Lee]

Our kids, when they were in school, had to go in before school started.

[Chick McGee]

At the risk of sounding like the old man that I am, first of all, school shouldn't start before Labor Day. And now it's practically starting in June in some places, ruining the tourist business. Thank you. Congratulations, local legislators. But, yeah, Picture day already. You haven't even had time to get decide on what your look's gonna be. You know what I'm talking about? Are you aware that today's picture day here? Yeah. Okay, so you got your special.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I went.

[Christy Lee]

Honest to God, when I was getting ready this morning, I thought of Josh. I go, man, I wish I were Josh right now. Because he's gonna know exactly what he's gonna wear. He doesn't have to worry about it or think about it. Cause he wears the same thing every day.

[Josh Arnold]

That's who he is. He's just being me. And.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, no, I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

I just brought a shirt just in case.

[Christy Lee]

How many shirts did you.

[Josh Arnold]

If they're not wrinkled, they're dry clean. They're all different colors.

[Tom Griswold]

I counted them. There are five shirts and a pair of pants.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to wear that.

[Josh Arnold]

I have concealer. I have a preparation H for the eyes. I dotted a zit over here.

[Ace Cosby]

I dotted a zit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to wear the. The. The. The checked shirt?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's not wearing.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the work shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There are five other.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is not camera ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Although he has the shirt that when I. I missed last week, you had that wild shirt with the cocktail. And I like that sh.

[Josh Arnold]

Clash with some of the other darker colors. I may stay dark. I have a gray. I got a dark blue that you love. You say I look darling in it?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you said you have a darling.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we have a follow up to our Mile High Club discussion, which we'll get to in just a couple minutes. And once again, I have appointed myself the. The judge on what constitutes being in the Mile High Club.

[Tom Griswold]

Commissioner. Even though I say if you're in Denver having sex, you're in the Mile Club. No, you say you need to be.

[Chick McGee]

Alone, you need to be aloft. That's the key to this.

[Ace Cosby]

And I go even farther. And so you have to be in a Plane.

[Chick McGee]

No. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

No, that has to be a commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the plane.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what it's always been.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what it's always going to be.

[Christy Lee]

Not even a private plane.

[Chick McGee]

Like, I think your. My high club, then, is restricted.

[Josh Arnold]

How about this?

[Ace Cosby]

That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

There's a movie about that, you know, called Gentleman's Agreement.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in. You're in a carnival ride that goes up higher in Denver. No, no, that doesn't count.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a different club.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You have to be aloft. We'll get to it in just a second. Kind of a paratrooper.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that ride?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. The Six Flags had one of those fun around.

[Tom Griswold]

You're kind of aloft on that, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

I was at this pizza joint the other night. I think it was something like BoJo's. It was. Best pizza I've ever had in my life. But the point is, they had on a video, a video screen, and they were playing these random things of people doing all these stunts. And there's one that shows a guy jumps out of a plane without a parachute, and then another guy jumps out after him.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Catches up to him. And then they land together.

[Ace Cosby]

I love that. That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

That's insane.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If anything goes wrong, the guy's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's part of the.

[Chick McGee]

I had to put you on my pizza. He did.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it stressed you out that much, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. God, I'm looking at this guy. Wait a second. That guy doesn't have a parachute. What are they gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a video right now of a guy in one of those flight suits.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Yeah. They land with a parachute. They have a parachute, right? Yeah, but he's. He jumps out of a plane. He's flying, man. For, like, ever. But the GoPro, for lack of a better term, is like 8 or 10ft in front of him. I don't know how he. But he's not holding a camera or anything. I don't know who's.

[Chick McGee]

It must be a boom or something on the back or a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how they got there.

[Chick McGee]

60 minutes that. A whole thing about those flying suits. And at the end, they pointed out that whatever, three of the five were dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

There's a great documentary on that. What's it called?

[Tom Griswold]

Splat.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, Aronofsky did that.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have a very exciting. Various exciting things in the world of news, including Chick McGee's NFL preview. But the official preview is until tomorrow when you're going to pick all the games. Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Sneak peek on the Chick McGee Instagram. All the pics are up there for this week. So if you'd like to get ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Of me a little bit today in the news, we've got a whole thing about. About fake stuff. We're living in a culture with so much, including a fake astronaut in the news today and a little thing about romance that might be very helpful. We also have a fake chat box of. Of chat bots, of celebrities. Oh, boy.

[Ace Cosby]

Like, oh my gosh, did you see who followed me and actually sent me a message? That kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it's disturbing right now.

[Ace Cosby]

I was talking to Charlize Theron on Instagram about that the other day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you'd think she was richer, but bless her heart, she needs money. Yeah, yeah, I'll have problems.

[Chick McGee]

It's a short term loan, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for reading that. I'll be held up. Why aren't you a devoted.

[Chick McGee]

Did we ever get to the story, the weird story about the orcas and breeding. Did we ever get to that thing?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. It's really, really odd. It involves. Well, you'll find out. Or orca section.

[Christy Lee]

We did because I don't have it here anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you know that.

[Chick McGee]

We promoted it and never got to it. We'll bring. We'll bring it back.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

They do it. Doggy orcas.

[Chick McGee]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Christy Lee]

Here I am.

[Tom Griswold]

There you. There she is. Pac Odwin. Hey. Oh, hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And again, it's picture day here at the Bob A Tom show, which is why Christie's a little stressed.

[Christy Lee]

Comboated is right.

[Josh Arnold]

You look fantastic.

[Ace Cosby]

We each get a co. Did you guys when you got your pictures the other day, they would hand out combs?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Ace Cosby]

I gotta pick.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine how involved and how much? Oh, because it's relatively instantaneous if you want to retake right nowadays. Yeah, I bet it takes forever. I bet moms accompany some kids. Oh, my gosh. And this is about. Take it again. Can you imagine?

[Chick McGee]

Well, as you know, I have been saying for years that a great way to raise money for the state would be have the. The equivalent of. What's the fancy mall photograph thing that they.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it used to be called Glamour shots.

[Chick McGee]

Glamour shots at the Bureau of Motor Vehicles in any given state. And for an extra 200 bucks, you can have. People would do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, look what people do for license plates. You, you for vanity plates. Some places they're hundreds of dollars. And what's the. In one state you can bid on them?

[Christy Lee]

Delaware.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They go up to tens of thousands.

[Tom Griswold]

Connecticut or Delaware or one of them. They're like single numbers.

[Ace Cosby]

One of those chowder states.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I knew someone that pretended to have lost their driver's license in order to get a better picture.

[Christy Lee]

I'm thinking about doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm even thinking of mine.

[Christy Lee]

I just got mine redone and it's horrible.

[Josh Arnold]

My neck is. My neck is like this my guy and the guy.

[Chick McGee]

That's because you weighed 40 more pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, for those of you thinking Pat is a diva, don't ever think that just because he's thinking about wanting to have his driver's license.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Guys don't say stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, chick back's the only one who's been pulled over and taken to jail.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know what does. I don't. I don't. You couldn't recognize me now. I could get away with it, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I noticed you posed. You posted your. Your arrest photograph from a few years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a McDuffin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he did that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So anybody can find it, though, has.

[Ace Cosby]

Found pictures of me I didn't know were ever taken.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But anyways, today is picture day, so we're all going to get dressed up. Now, where were we? Oh, I promise we had an arbitration regarding, or a decision rather, regarding the Mile High Club.

[Tom Griswold]

A definitive. This is it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This started with a Reddit thing about overrated sexual fantasies. Sexual fantasies. And one of them, the Mile High Club, which I have no desire to join. I have never, never even dawned on me.

[Josh Arnold]

A little excitement in your life. The loving danger. You don't like danger?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how Pat likes the parking lot? Oh, the car.

[Josh Arnold]

He loves the plane.

[Chick McGee]

Are you big enough on public displays of affection?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, not at all. I just like the sneaky, random, spontaneous.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't imagine having sex. I mean, I get excited when they give me the full can of coke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Let alone getting a piece of ass in the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, so well put. Excuse me. I just want to travel back to this century where we use phrases a little more. You gotta be quick, delicate than so called pieces.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this. You got to be quick. You got to be quick, you got to know what you're doing.

[Chick McGee]

Is it the Godfather where the one guy goes. Is it. Is it the Godfather with a guy? Yeah. The best piece of ass I ever had.

[Tom Griswold]

And she was the best. And I'll tell you something else. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had.

[Chick McGee]

Who does that?

[Tom Griswold]

John Marley. The guy who has the horse.

[Chick McGee]

Horse in the head. Okay. Sorry. Spoiler.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Robert Duvall looks at him and goes, well, thank you for the nice dinner, but Mr. Corleone needs to have bad news immediately. I have to go. And the next thing you see is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so good.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, this. Dear fellas. And Christie comes to us once again from Dave. He goes, thank you, Tom, for your ruling that being suspended in the air at Telluride in the gondola counts as being in the Mile High Club.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've been in that gondola.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

But not in that situation. No, not with. Not with Dave. Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, see this. This illustrates my. You are enigma wrapped in a riddle. You're a Mr. Safety, but you'll get up in these gondolas, these ski lifts, these. These death traps, and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A thousand feet off the air, no safety belt.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're. They're very well maintained.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

I know the people. I've checked. It's the people.

[Chick McGee]

Notice the contention was does being does doing it, and by doing it, Josh, I'll explain to you. Germs. You'll understand. Getting a piece of ass.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

As you said, you say so delicately. He goes, details. And I didn't really ask for details. He goes, it was Ivy League style.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Those of you not familiar with that, that means you leave your shoes on and your trousers just go down to the ankle.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

And then he's.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't you do it that way, Ivy League style, because the husband might come home. Isn't that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that.

[Christy Lee]

We call that the Grizz now.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, by the way. And then he uses several terms I may have used prior to this, including vigorous rogering. And then he goes, we did not leave any biohazard materials behind.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

By the way. He did also included. He included a photograph taken from the gondola, not. Not of the. Not of the flagrant delecto.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't even. What are you doing? People. People heard. Mile High Club and photographs. That's all they heard.

[Chick McGee]

No, he took a photograph from the gondola.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Ace Cosby]

I bet it's lovely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I have never done that. I was in a gondola over the weekend, as a matter of fact, but I didn't do anything.

[Ace Cosby]

You didn't break one off?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that possible?

[Christy Lee]

Why would you go to the top of the mountain if you can't ski?

[Tom Griswold]

For you to tell.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's beautiful up there.

[Christy Lee]

A restaurant or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Any story.

[Chick McGee]

They have a nice little coffee shop. They have a. They have a roller coaster that's powered by gravity without sounding. Oh, it's so cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen, a gondola over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, of course. I was in a gondola.

[Josh Arnold]

Our listeners are going.

[Ace Cosby]

Gondola.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, during my Sunday gondoling, I.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sure you were somewhere celebrating later day. Roasting a weenie.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sliding it the way everyone else.

[Tom Griswold]

You think you have what it takes to be a boar? Well, here's Tom Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

We're waiting for the limo to come to take you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've ever said, well, this weekend I was in a gondola, you might have what it takes.

[Josh Arnold]

No one talks.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord.

[Chick McGee]

It's what really happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, true. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, Christy, maybe you'll appreciate this because you're probably the only one who's ever been to a farmer's market. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they've all been to a farmer's market.

[Tom Griswold]

So I have a one I like. What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

So I don't know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

We aren't real people. Again.

[Chick McGee]

Don't make me laugh. Have a health issue. So I'm at this farmer's market.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I've seen the same thing here. There are these. I don't know what to call them.

[Josh Arnold]

Tomatoes.

[Chick McGee]

Trash Nazis.

[Christy Lee]

Trash Nazis?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, raccoons.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. They like to. They like to separate their trash.

[Chick McGee]

The recycle Nazis. And there's like. There's a guy with a tent, and they've got three waste cans.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

That's how you do.

[Ace Cosby]

It's kind of. That's kind of the farmer's market, Mo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's their agenda.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it's. It's a total fraud. And the guy. There's a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it is.

[Josh Arnold]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

There's a guy sitting there, and I walk up and it's. It's like taking your SATs. There's like three. There's three essays over here. Okay. This one goes for blah, blah, blah, blah. And this guy. Where does gum go? Because I was. And the guy is a total prick.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah, the trash. The guy separating trash.

[Chick McGee]

He's the trash Nazi.

[Christy Lee]

Where'd the gum?

[Josh Arnold]

Where does the gum go?

[Chick McGee]

It was the one on the left. Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Under the desk.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they have like the triangle, the recycle and depending on what numbers in the triangle, that's how it's recycled.

[Chick McGee]

And then some of the places the trash cans you have to put. You have to slip your hand in this thing and pick it up. Well, that's disease.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's these metal canisters and you gotta slip your hand in this thing and pick up the lid of the thing to throw something away. Well, now you're talking about spreading disease. No, it's a scam.

[Tom Griswold]

A scam, scam and a fraud.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, B.S. 90% of that stuff gets buried. And it's all. I think I can just see as they leave future children, as they leave the farmer's market. The guy is taking all three cans, dumping him to one truck. But I wouldn't have cared if the guy hadn't been such a prick. Like how dare I?

[Josh Arnold]

What was his response? He was just snotty.

[Chick McGee]

You're just a jerk.

[Josh Arnold]

That jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever notice that Tom runs into a higher number of jerks?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Some people.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, there is something about save the Earth people though, that they can be jerks. And it's like, well, what are we saving the planet for a holes like you?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, how to have to have some guy volunteer to sit there all day and ordering people to. Wait a minute. Half of the hot dog goes here, the hot dog wrapper goes there and the gum goes over here. What a waste of time.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you recycle at home? Do you have a recycle bin with a yellow top?

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

We don't have to separate hours here. They. They do it for us.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

In my. In my neighborhood you have yellow bin. It comes every couple weeks.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I mean. But you don't have separate.

[Chick McGee]

And I just read an article that says 90% of that stuff can't be used.

[Tom Griswold]

90%?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all a fraud and a scam.

[Chick McGee]

It's a scam. Sorry again. Even if parts of it are real, I do a participate insist that these pricks that are sitting there. And the same thing happened at the farmer's market here. This guy starts yelling, yelling at me again.

[Tom Griswold]

TSA Guide to Farmers Market. I think they might be right.

[Chick McGee]

There are people out there that are Gonna agree with me on this?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so. Because Tom has angered America.

[Chick McGee]

They're just the waste disposal Nazis.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you guys remember what it was like in the late 70s before the give a hoot, don't pollute and all this? And there was. It was. It was a problem. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you throw their trash out the window?

[Chick McGee]

I'm. I, you know, I'm. I'm very anti litter. I'm totally on board with that.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's not a scam.

[Chick McGee]

No, but having some guy with the three different things, I just don't think in the long run, that's really the way to save the earth.

[Ace Cosby]

But it may, you know what? Step in the right direction, it helps 5%. I say fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's just helping people think that they're doing the right thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, if it. If it encourages you to act better.

[Chick McGee]

No, it encourages this guy to be an incredible dick. Look, I just came to buy some tomatoes. Now I'm getting yelled at.

[Ace Cosby]

First, what was I doing? I.

[Chick McGee]

Having a hot dog?

[Ace Cosby]

I was trying to use reason, talking to him.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking about?

[Ace Cosby]

My gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Barking up the wrong tree.

[Chick McGee]

Did I mentioned that I had a Bojo's pizzas and how good that was?

[Josh Arnold]

Pepperoni. What you do on what you put on it.

[Chick McGee]

Sausage and mushroom.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's a good.

[Chick McGee]

The way Americans do sausage, pepper.

[Ace Cosby]

You guys like when that crust you get. You get the crust bubble.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's. I say that's over half the battle. A good crust.

[Chick McGee]

The main reason to have children, Josh, is when you get pizza, they don't eat the crust. And you get to enjoy that. I mean, a good pizza place, that's the crust, is the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. You dunk.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like, dunk your crust in a marinara sauce?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Ace Cosby]

Marinara butter, garlic butter. Garlic butter.

[Chick McGee]

Depending on the kids. Don't eat it again.

[Tom Griswold]

If you think butter and garlic are.

[Chick McGee]

There, Josh, you are childless.

[Josh Arnold]

But if you're thinking of it, he can't have children. He had a thing happen.

[Chick McGee]

Okay? If you want to have kids, you're gonna. You're gonna think you're. I'm gonna get a letter from you. Ten years from now, I'll be. I'll be at the home. It'll say, well, you were right.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had. I was having dinner with my boy, and I got Dina's pizza crust. Thanks for the tip and thanks for showing me how to do it so that she gets impregnated. I was all confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Technically, aren't you prone to have four or four sons or something?

[Ace Cosby]

Isn't that because since my mom did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Since my parents had four sons.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe so.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I think the old set. What is the old saying? He with four sons begets four sons.

[Chick McGee]

I bet on a shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's in the Old Testament.

[Chick McGee]

There actually was just an article I read about if you've had three sons, the odds of the next one being a female are not. 50, 50. Did you see that, Christy?

[Ace Cosby]

Are they more so or less?

[Chick McGee]

More. Wow. Excuse me. Your odds of having a boy remain a little. A little bit higher.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

So who knows? We have a friend that had son, son, son, son, and then twins.

[Tom Griswold]

Twin sons and then twin sons.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Just trying for that girl.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, I didn't. I grew up with a family that was. That was girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, boy, so. But that kid. Good luck.

[Christy Lee]

Spoiled rotten.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he a. Is he a. Is he a fancy boy?

[Chick McGee]

No, he. He doesn't wear a fancy vest, but that'd be fine if he did now. Anyway.

[Ace Cosby]

He separates trash the farmer market.

[Chick McGee]

What a dick. Don't put that hot dog in there.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

It was as if. It was like I was jumping out of an airplane. No, no, no, no. Don't put that hot dog in there. That goes over.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, part. Part time. He works at tsa. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

TSA people were very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have that one. Lady of Philly.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that was, you know, she's in Philadelphia. And that'll. That'll teach you to live your cold. Okay, now let's just move forward here. Tell me more about feeling safe and secure in my home.

[Tom Griswold]

I will simply say, that's right. By the time most security systems, somebody's in your house and the alarm goes off, well, the crime's already been committed. Talk about closing the door after the barn door while the horse.

[Chick McGee]

The horse is already out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And then you close the barn door.

[Tom Griswold]

What good is that?

[Chick McGee]

None.

[Tom Griswold]

Zero. None good. That's right.

[Ace Cosby]

That's like putting the. The card horse cart thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, you can leave a security system to water, but you can't make it waterproof. Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee. Coming up, I have more questions about farmer's markets. Yes, I'm a skeptic. And do you have the same name as somebody really famous? It can be very annoying. And Christie has a friend who's dealing with this right now. We'll find out what I'm talking about and who I'm talking about. And if you have that problem, by all means get a hold of us. Bob and tomobandtom.com these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest contest-rules or just scroll down.

[Josh Arnold]

To the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Ace Cosby]

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We're here to explore the wicked and reveal the grim.

[Chick McGee]

We are wicked and grim.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite podcast platform and more. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

I just came up with a calendar idea that will be the bestseller this year.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

Want to hear it?

[Chick McGee]

Tommy, I want to hear your calendar idea.

[Ace Cosby]

Josh, what is it? We know that we're in the very beginnings of pumpkin spice season. And of course, this all started really, we're really with the pumpkin spot spice latte I have a calendar idea. Pumpkin spice hottes. And it's the hotties of pumpkin spice.

[Chick McGee]

Is that just for the month of October?

[Ace Cosby]

That's. It's just a calendar for October and hottie it is.

[Chick McGee]

So. So it's really limited then to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean you're October.

[Chick McGee]

Your sales, your. Your sales era would be what, maybe June, July, August, September. You want to buy it before October.

[Ace Cosby]

The thing about it though is it's like owning a fireworks stand. That. That small window of sales, right? That's your whole year.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the guy at Norel, Victor Kayam and Norelco? Like 98% of the product was sold at Christmas. Remember that, man?

[Chick McGee]

Wow. What a great idea.

[Ace Cosby]

So, pumpkin spice hot days. If you're interested in being a pumpkin spice hote, email us.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Of course we need to see a.

[Tom Griswold]

Picture that's screaming you hear of your pumpkins.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, just for legal purposes, everyone over 18.

[Ace Cosby]

I gotta go back to the drawing board.

[Tom Griswold]

Just flesh flush it out in hot baristas or something. How about that?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, for all year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So what you gotta income all year?

[Chick McGee]

Do the various coffee places like Starbucks have a special every month? I don't know. Have they announced pumpkin spice? Is that already?

[Christy Lee]

Oh God, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Three days ago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

I had my first pumpkin pie. Dairy Queen Blizzard.

[Ace Cosby]

Those are terrific.

[Chick McGee]

I see that.

[Christy Lee]

They are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they are great. What do you do is you order them and they come out and they. They show you. They tip it over. They thick and then you take it and throw it on the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you have one bite?

[Christy Lee]

I had a mini.

[Josh Arnold]

A mini.

[Chick McGee]

You don't. You don't enjoy the delicious Dairy Queen Blizzard?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, he loves them.

[Tom Griswold]

As usual, you missed my point.

[Chick McGee]

Because it's pumpkin. You don't like pumpkin?

[Tom Griswold]

Filthy awful pumpkin spice.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot. It's delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

The great taste of something on your shoe now in a pie.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, fine. I was mentioning that I'd been at a farmer's market over the weekend and was yelled at by a guy at the.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was a problem at the.

[Chick McGee]

Garbage booth where they have the three tents and you have to put your garbage in the.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not tents, they're containers.

[Chick McGee]

The guy. It's some whole setup. It's some national scam. I think it because scam and frauds. I've seen one in a different state. I just did a little bit of homework during the break. Even when plastic enters a recycling stream, only a tiny fraction is successfully turned back into new plastic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh God, yes. We. We would believe you.

[Chick McGee]

And I also am very skeptical of these farmers markets. How much of this stuff did some guy just go buy apples at Kroger, put on an Amish suit and then show up with a sign saying cash only and triple the price suit?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't. I like to think that they're self policing. Other farmers there will would hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Get.

[Chick McGee]

Out of here with that.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm not gonna stand.

[Chick McGee]

I'm skeptical. Plus there's a lot of bad art. How about your house is decorated and crap from farmer's market.

[Ace Cosby]

It's primarily farmers markets and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

That velvet Elvis's look classy compared to this stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

I also have art from closed down nights ins.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you actually have art? You don't have anything on your walls, do you?

[Ace Cosby]

A couple things upstairs. Yeah. Otherwise I keep it very minimal. Simple.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's on the walls upstairs?

[Ace Cosby]

There's a framed sort of poster sized photo of the old arena in St. Louis.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. Nice memories there. You went there with your dad?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And boy, that, that may be it.

[Josh Arnold]

Any, any picture on the nightstand? No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have any pictures at all.

[Ace Cosby]

In your home, like, of like family and friends? No, I have framed pictures of family and friends that are in a.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so now a nice, A nice box. Now we're doing picture day today here at the, at the radio station. Yeah, we really are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And now if, if I were to make arrangements to have Amy frame pictures of each of us and then I could have Mike, my handyman come over to your house and hang them up. Would you like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, first off, I've had a handyman come over, so.

[Chick McGee]

So there's no evidence. No, no, no, I want. No, because like he's. He already has pictures that are in boxes. I'm just saying we could, we could go to the trouble to get this completely done for you. So people would walk in and go, oh, look, there's a nice picture of Christy Lee.

[Ace Cosby]

The weird thing about. I've always been weird with hanging things on my walls.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I've just.

[Christy Lee]

That's okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. I have mirrors in different. In some rooms. You know, that kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Ceiling or walls. You know what?

[Ace Cosby]

I never had the ceiling mirror.

[Josh Arnold]

It's horrible. I've been there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I had to work the Poconos.

[Christy Lee]

I want to see that.

[Josh Arnold]

The love resorts. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's the joke? Where there's a mirror on the floor in the punchlines. Be careful, you might fall in there. I forget how that goes.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, now, well, Tom. Steve writes in from Syracuse, Indiana and he says he's a longtime listener, first time writer. Unfortunately, Tom is correct to the recycling bit. He says, been working as a trash man for 20 years and I have seen the recycling get dumped in with.

[Chick McGee]

The regular trash at the land.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not helping, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Scott writes. According to our local recycler in Peoria, it all goes into a landfill except for the cardboard. They send it to China where it's remanufactured. This is from Mary. I work for one of the biggest waste removal companies. The majority of the stuff to be recycled is unused and goes into the incinerator. This is from wow. Drew. He goes. I used to work at the community recycling bin at the town hall. After being there for a few years, we had it removed because residents kept putting non recyclable stuff in the bins.

[Ace Cosby]

Tires.

[Chick McGee]

90% of all the recycling bins were contaminated and unusable. I'm just saying if you're in the. If you're at the recycle station at the farmer's market. Calm down.

[Ace Cosby]

So you're just. You're also saying we've got a little more work to do. We can always be better.

[Chick McGee]

There's no need to be a giant prick about it.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you say? You're being a giant brick about it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I didn't know. Why the hostility. I'm at the farmer's market buying some vegetables.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Again.

[Chick McGee]

Which, you know, odds are they there's no way to prove.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you're the 30th person he's had to tell. Hey, that doesn't go in there. That would wear.

[Ace Cosby]

That's absolutely what was happening. But that guy needs to know he's going to deal with hundreds of people.

[Chick McGee]

And again, as soon as. As soon as everyone walks away, they take the three separate bins and then they put them all in one garbage truck, drive away, set it on fire, and the plastic chemicals are melting into the air. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I'm kind of with you on this. The vegetables are only grown in a certain time frame. How can you have fresh tomatoes in May?

[Ace Cosby]

They're good farmers.

[Chick McGee]

Or they went to Kroger and took the stickers off.

[Ace Cosby]

I drove greenhouses.

[Josh Arnold]

They drove down to Florida and got them.

[Chick McGee]

Here's an idea for possibly the worst television show ever. Farmer's Market Cop. It's just a guy uncovered. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is not a July tomato.

[Chick McGee]

He's busting the guy with the bad haircut, pretending to be Amish. Turns out the guy really is Amish. Everyone knows that.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Who?

[Chick McGee]

The. The. The Amish folks at the farmer's market and their ilk. They really bad haircuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's their culture.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah, I always just. Yeah, I kind of went. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, I mean, maybe a little more of a fade there, Ezekiel.

[Ace Cosby]

That's quite a story. The young Amish boy who just wants to work at the. Like, the barber shop.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Or maybe the. Maybe the young Amish boy that wants to work in a salon and he realizes. If you know what I mean.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, because he's been fading the corn. Oh, Ezekiel, you faded the corn again.

[Chick McGee]

But it's my dream, Dad.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the Amish do it themselves.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A little Amish barbershop sports coming up. US Open. US Open. We're down to the.

[Chick McGee]

That's still going on.

[Tom Griswold]

New college football poll comes out. Wnba.

[Ace Cosby]

They play one match a day.

[Chick McGee]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and we also need to. Just for yesterday, last night. Last night before last, you, North Carolina. Bill Belichick made his debut and it did not go well.

[Chick McGee]

The press conference is still going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Tcu and I don't think it could be. Is it? I don't know. Obviously, we have a lot of work to do. Oh, no, no.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't believe you're making those poor guys.

[Chick McGee]

Can't let them. From the O'Reilly auto parts studios. From the O'Reilly auto Parts studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Got something to say, Send us an email.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Dot com.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, Jess Hooker. Hello. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I am Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Oh, and look who's here.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. It's picture day. Is that your picture suit? You know, wear the red suit.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it. Picture suit.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's Ms. Hooker. Yeah, and Jess Hooker is wearing a nice red with epaulets and a double pocket.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's just a red canvas.

[Christy Lee]

It's very nice, Jack.

[Chick McGee]

No, looks great.

[Ace Cosby]

Everybody looks very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Over, under. How many shirts do you think Pat brought in? Unless you heard it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we talked.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I didn't hear it, but we did talk about it for the last three days.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I asked for her advice.

[Pat Godwin]

How many did you bring?

[Chick McGee]

Actually, five.

[Josh Arnold]

Unwrinkled.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good. Good. I was hoping so. When I was ironing my shirt this morning, I thought, man, I hope he got his stuff from the dry cleaner.

[Josh Arnold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a dry cleaner?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got it together to take clothes to the dry cleaner? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a hard day.

[Tom Griswold]

That's impressive.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

God, I was kind of taking that.

[Chick McGee]

Now it is picture day here, so. And you'll be seeing those photographs soon. I was discussing the fact that over the weekend I went to a farmer's market and I just. There's a couple scams at the farmers market. I just want to say. Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a couple.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And farmer's market tomatoes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure. I mean, and I buy over the weekend. I always get the sweet corn and the tomatoes, et cetera, et cetera. Sure. There's a lot of nice stuff at a farmer's market.

[Tom Griswold]

There was an incident, some of it.

[Chick McGee]

When the recycling thing kind of ticks me off because the guy was rude.

[Pat Godwin]

That's fair. It's not just at the farmer's market. There's lots of places where recycling people are jerks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. And. And then I. I've been doing some research and a lot of the so called recycle stuff does not get recycled. It's a scam. But that's a different story for a different time. The other thing is, do all farmers markets, do they ever, like, do auditions for the people that are doing the music there?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't think so. I think it's a sign up. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I work at a farmer's market.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

On and off through the summer.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes they're genuinely terrible.

[Christy Lee]

They are.

[Josh Arnold]

What kind of stuff? But it's for fun.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

They're having a good time.

[Ace Cosby]

They're taking time out of them. They just want to perform for.

[Josh Arnold]

Doing some John Mayer. What are they doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Walking around.

[Christy Lee]

Usually folk music.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't want you to be down there. Writing a critique of their performance, putting it online, you weirdo.

[Pat Godwin]

Some tough radio gigs before.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just curious as. As Josh was saying off here, this is a movie just begging to be made.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Christopher Guest behind the scenes at the farmer's market. Some guy, you know, some guy pretending to be Amish.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think somebody famous used to perform at a farmer's market? And they. Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I saw a guy the other day. The other day that was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

He was great.

[Chick McGee]

Put money in his guitar case and he had a qr. He had a. Had a QR code. The whole deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, let me ask you something. Is it okay to make change in a situation like that?

[Chick McGee]

A fair question? No. It's the answer no.

[Josh Arnold]

If it's a big bill.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You got to give them the 20.

[Chick McGee]

No. You don't want to be the guy's up there playing. You don't want to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, it's either I make change or nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

I never got a 20. My case, I used to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I never did the case.

[Tom Griswold]

All you have are hundreds. What do you do then?

[Pat Godwin]

You're making a very kind donation.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems like a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Carry hundreds.

[Tom Griswold]

100 bucks to hear this guy.

[Ace Cosby]

Why would you carry hundreds through a hundred dollars? Yeah. Is it too much for a shoddy cover of George God or one of us?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they people paying attention or just ignoring them?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, usually they're not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, usually they're kind of ignoring. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to get their attention.

[Chick McGee]

Could you turn down the banjo? I want to check the Apples.

[Tom Griswold]

Worst cover band slash worst name you've ever. Or our tribute band. Worst name you've ever, ever seen. I'll go first. Elton John tribute band, the Dogs of Society.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. From Yellow Brick Road. Okay. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

I might have to do some homework. I don't remember offhand, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I say Clapton days?

[Chick McGee]

Did you see that? I knew that.

[Christy Lee]

Are you going to Nashville?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I've got.

[Tom Griswold]

If you go to Nashville, pick me up some Jack's Barbecue Sauce. Really appreciate it.

[Christy Lee]

Jazz really wants you to go so that you. He can get his picture taken with you because he's a huge Eric Clapton fan as well. So, Jazz.

[Chick McGee]

I passed it, I believe that night. I will be seeing the Doobie Brothers on Monday night. Oh, that's a Monday. No, I'm not going for sure, though. They're in New York, I think, on Saturday. But in any event, that's a week from Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, he's two hours away Friday night or two and a half hours away Friday night.

[Chick McGee]

May have another event. I'm at Merchant.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you have a gondola weekend coming up?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah. Don't you have to.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you have two weekends in a row? Aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

And what's left of the Kennedys don't you have a touch football game you got to get to out there on the cape? No.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Tom, you're looking good in the cowboy hat.

[Christy Lee]

A lot about that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

You need to continue to grow out the sideburns. You'll have an even more incredible likeness to former ABC American sportsman host, the one, the only grits Gresham.

[Chick McGee]

I am not familiar. There we go. That. Wow. That's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

You look so much better.

[Chick McGee]

That hat looks a little small.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it does looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

It does look.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a toy hat.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's his.

[Christy Lee]

That's his look.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you say you were going to grow out? Grow out your side like a mutton chomp.

[Chick McGee]

That's all I got left.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you wear your hair hat out in the wild yesterday? Did you wear the cowboy hat out?

[Chick McGee]

I. No. I have another one backup. Yeah, I got a straw one. I got a summer one and a winter one.

[Tom Griswold]

Honestly, that's good. 90 positive reaction to you with today's picture day.

[Chick McGee]

Here. I'll get another. A real picture.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you got it.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you getting the same sort of positive feedback at home?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She helped you pick out the hat.

[Ace Cosby]

I would.

[Josh Arnold]

I would.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

No, but also, it's the girls that you have to worry about.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she start singing leave your hat on?

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta leave your hat on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Little.

[Chick McGee]

Little Randy Newman.

[Josh Arnold]

Ye.

[Tom Griswold]

Randy Newman's actually a more musical version instead of leave your hat, leave your head on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love that.

[Christy Lee]

Now that's not.

[Chick McGee]

The little girls also have cowboy hats so that therefore they can't make fun of me.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, so you guys all go out like a cowboy hat family.

[Chick McGee]

We have never done that. We will not do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Can.

[Ace Cosby]

That is a weird look.

[Tom Griswold]

Can ponies be far behind? I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

They're next.

[Christy Lee]

When do they start jumping?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's not poniest.

[Chick McGee]

I thought we were gonna get to sports.

[Ace Cosby]

Yesterday was so tough. I had to take my daughter to dressage.

[Chick McGee]

I could barely get the horse on the gondola.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever run into these dressage Nazis? Unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, if it rains. That's such a nice hat hat.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to protect that. You don't wear that in the rain.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's. Yeah, you can wear it.

[Josh Arnold]

That hat.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what you do? No. You get plastic covering that in the shape of a cowboy hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like a slip cover.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a hat condom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, a hat condom.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to protect that hat. That's a great hat.

[Tom Griswold]

You're out there driving the.

[Chick McGee]

That hat is a made of beaver.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you spray? Oh, spray it with some special.

[Pat Godwin]

They do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That means if it gets.

[Christy Lee]

It can get wet.

[Chick McGee]

It can get wet.

[Josh Arnold]

A beaver can get wet?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I never seen a beaver that could get wet in my life.

[Chick McGee]

If you want.

[Josh Arnold]

Beavers are dry, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

If you like, I can loan you the hat. And for the first time, you can have your head in a beaver.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

You'll be very popular. Probably eliminate a couple of those divorces.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I decided to watch Anaconda tonight.

[Ace Cosby]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Just to hear Ice Cube quote.

[Ace Cosby]

It's snakes.

[Tom Griswold]

I dad is big, and I must say, spot on. I couldn't stop laughing. To make it even better, the next commercial was about Smokey Bear and wildfire prevention. Talk about my phone, listening to me. This is a travel nurse named Shauna. I fill my daily car rides with your antics. Glad no one is in my car with me daily. So I yell at Tom. I'm sorry, Tom. My professional opinion, you're not oriented to current place and time. Love you all. Thanks for the love.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

She offered her.

[Chick McGee]

I'm oriented to a better time in a better place. Like, a better place right now would be being on a boat. Got this. Got this from Harvey. I had a Tom moment the other day. We were going out on the lake in our little boat, and my son asked if he could have the rowing sticks. He couldn't think of the word or. Isn't that sweet? So if you have a Thomism. If you can't remember the words, by all means, get a hold of us. We'd love to hear from you. Do you see that meme of Bill Belichick and his girlfriend ask him for.

[Christy Lee]

20 for the vending machine?

[Chick McGee]

No, she's. She's. She's entering the transfer portal.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I saw the one where they said she's standing on the sideline. And she walks up to him and the. The meme says, can I have 20 bucks for the vending machine?

[Ace Cosby]

You guys are lucky. Usually when I hear you see that meme, I am walking the other way.

[Chick McGee]

Is that press conference still going on with Bill Belichick? Do you have any idea?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't think so. I don't think there's any way that he could still be up at the podium trying to talk to the reporters.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. Had tremendous energy and, you know, we played competitively, but then just couldn't sustain it. So obviously we have a lot of work to do. Can't win them all. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time. And then of course there's Josh real quick.

[Josh Arnold]

That is great.

[Chick McGee]

Is that corn or system of a down.

[Ace Cosby]

That's corn.

[Chick McGee]

That's corn. Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course the NFL season starts tomorrow and that means regular season Hawkeye technology to spot the ball. No more chain gang.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of the NFL starting up tomorrow night, is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Coming up. Do you have the same name as somebody who's really famous? We got an interesting story about that and now it involves a lawsuit. You ever heard of Robics? Of course. How about quadrobics? It's coming. And there's a fake astronaut out there trying to scam somebody and a whole bunch of other stuff in the world of chat, bot scamming and a bizarre story about the breeding of orca whales that involves awkward human to animal manual stimulation. We'll get to that. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee and we're organizing buy in for the Powerball. I guess it's one and a half billion dollars, give or take 100 million. Wow. We're having an argument.

[Pat Godwin]

1.3.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom wants to put a X number of dollars in for the group and then put X number of dollars in for just him privately.

[Ace Cosby]

Then you got to do that on your own.

[Tom Griswold]

On your own.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Today. How much did you put in, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

I put in 20, but I don't have 20 in cash.

[Chick McGee]

So you put in nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I got to figure it out somehow, and you got to help me out. Can I have 20?

[Chick McGee]

So wait a minute now. So if we win, I've put in 40, you put in zero, and.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm going to put in 20.

[Chick McGee]

When I have cards. What if we lose tomorrow?

[Tom Griswold]

Cards?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I got cards.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't take cards.

[Christy Lee]

Cash value, $589 million. Chance of winning one in.290. 2.2 million.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. So here, Think about. Think about your dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Less than half.

[Chick McGee]

Think about your dad's sperm.

[Ace Cosby]

What I often do, I often don't.

[Chick McGee]

What are the odds that you were the best swimmer?

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. What are you saying?

[Ace Cosby]

What he's saying is you can beat the odds. You already did.

[Chick McGee]

You beat the odds to get born.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's correct. Those odds are. That's, like, one of the biggest.

[Chick McGee]

Think about the millions of sperm.

[Ace Cosby]

You could end it up in the corner of your mom's mouth.

[Chick McGee]

See, that was unnecessary. Josh. I was gonna say.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm just telling you the stats.

[Chick McGee]

You could.

[Tom Griswold]

The middle of her back.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you could have entered. You could have. I emerged from a T shirt underneath the bed that your dad had.

[Ace Cosby]

Ah. Like father, like son.

[Tom Griswold]

Never. Never ever. Tom, you ever get it in her hair? Every now and then, you know? You know what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

I got a letter here. Fortunately, I forgot the. No.

[Ace Cosby]

Stings.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

In the eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet it has some.

[Chick McGee]

Your mom and Tom show. You were talking about the wizard of Oz at the Sphere.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I can't wait to go. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with that? Is the movie Too Joyful? It's a. It's a. Christie's gonna go. I want to go.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got that cow.

[Christy Lee]

You know what my daughter said? She goes, oh, that's just great. Mom, it's Vegas. You're gonna go see wizard of Oz, and they're gonna sprinkle paper down, you know, during the tornado. They're probably strippers. Phone numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. That's. That would be a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

That's shrewd market.

[Chick McGee]

It's the wizard of Oz, they'd be male strippers. Gay phone numbers, you know, let's face it.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm sorry, did he just use the phrase gay phone numbers?

[Tom Griswold]

That is such a game.

[Chick McGee]

1-800-Fist. Ted.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, who's this? Ted, The.

[Chick McGee]

The point is, I really. I'm a. I would like to go because I've been to the Sphere. It's great. If you're not familiar with it, well.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Christie's going. I don't know if you.

[Chick McGee]

Which voice is this? And can we have it? Go away.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. I went to see the Eagles at the Sphere. It was great. Yeah. And I have had friends that went to see you, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to the Eagles.

[Josh Arnold]

After the gondola ride. We went to the Eagles.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe it. And you know, they have the world's longest sled, but there's no snow now because it's.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. I wanted to entertain us with the front line of the Washington Football Club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's interesting. Laramy Tunel. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Laram me can do tung film.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the guy who. He's the guy who was wearing the gas mask of blazing up on draft day. Remember that guy? That's him. He likes the ganja.

[Chick McGee]

But you're going to go see it.

[Christy Lee]

And I am.

[Chick McGee]

We were surprised. They. They reduced the length of the film by. I think it's 28 minutes, five minutes long.

[Christy Lee]

Now, the movie.

[Chick McGee]

And there's some special effects. And they're flying monkeys showing the movie. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but they like live action. No, but it's been re.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a movie redone, they're calling it. The graphics are amazement.

[Christy Lee]

Not a cinematic experience, more of an entertainment.

[Chick McGee]

They've taken the movie a day. They've changed it up a little bit with respect to the digital quality. Okay. Sonically.

[Christy Lee]

And you're like in a tornado.

[Ace Cosby]

It's for the imaginationless.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. They have to actually feel the tornado.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you know, Josh would just. He could. He could watch it at home on his ph if he could clear enough.

[Ace Cosby]

For free, as opposed to paying 400 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

Clear enough porn off of it.

[Ace Cosby]

Go sit with a bunch of people who just want the Instagram.

[Christy Lee]

That's not why I'm going. I won't even take a picture.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you going to take a gummy. No, that's what you're supposed to do. Is there any way you got a micro. Micro.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there any way we all can go and see the wizard of Oz.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Together as a group and sit next to each other.

[Josh Arnold]

We're off to see the wizard of Oz.

[Chick McGee]

No, they. You guys would ruin it.

[Josh Arnold]

I would ruin it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're damn right.

[Chick McGee]

Us.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to heckle the monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well. Did you see the ticket taker? What a. Unbelievable. She was.

[Chick McGee]

Ru.

[Josh Arnold]

Couldn't find my seat.

[Chick McGee]

I'll talk to you, Christie.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think she. We really have tickets.

[Ace Cosby]

These are.

[Chick McGee]

Jesse. Jesse. Kind enough to write. Boy or girl?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy or girl?

[Chick McGee]

The P or V?

[Tom Griswold]

What's a pronoun?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Chick McGee]

J, E, S, S, E. Does that mean boy? Typically. Dear Bob and Tom show the wizard of Oz at the Sphere. Looks incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have any of you ever watched the film with the sound paired to Pink Floyd's Dark side?

[Josh Arnold]

We've never heard that. Boring story.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of that before. What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

This is a. This is a. You know. This is a stoner classic.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me walk you through this.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened?

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever done it?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't even know it was a thing till right now. I'm embarrassed to say. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't even.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give you the short version.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I could have gotten to this four minutes ago except for some Elmer. Elmer over there kept inserting himself.

[Tom Griswold]

You're aware of Pig Floyd discussing the.

[Chick McGee]

Front line of the Washington Football Club?

[Tom Griswold]

Jeremy Tunstall, Sam Cosby still injured.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. No one cares.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, the great Metro Goldwyn.

[Chick McGee]

May you take the album Dark side of the Moon.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Vinyl or cd, it doesn't matter.

[Chick McGee]

This is known as the Dark side of the Rainbow. That's what this is called. It's a stoner classic.

[Ace Cosby]

Kind of a scam. It barely works.

[Chick McGee]

No, but you put on Dark side of the Moon and your supposed to begin it right when the MGM lion roars for the third time.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You could put on any.

[Chick McGee]

And then you moot the. You.

[Ace Cosby]

He's right.

[Chick McGee]

Then you mute the audio of the movie. And then there's a certain. I believe it's called synchronicity that occurs.

[Tom Griswold]

Synchronicity.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is a police record.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah. It works with that. You put on Doctors.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Also works with the boss gags. Silk degrees.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lines up perfect.

[Chick McGee]

I guess the best one is there's a thing on Dark side of the Moon with a heartbeat. And just at that moment, Dorothy puts her head up to the Tin Man.

[Pat Godwin]

That's cute.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you. It's. If people that are really, really stoned, It's. It's sort of a famous. It's a famous ritual.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But in any event, Jesse, thank you for the reminder. I'm sure if you. If you Google that, you can get the exact instructions.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't the movie longer than the.

[Josh Arnold]

The album?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes, Yes. I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Not anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I believe the album is 43 minutes. Yeah. So then. Yeah, but then by then, ace are so high that you don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know why it's 75 minutes. They got to get them back out there on the floor. They can't have you guys standing around in the sphere. Let's go. Let's go.

[Ace Cosby]

And they can do more show times at the sphere per day. It's all. I think Vegas is just a money grab.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hold it now. Really? I say that they don't care what time. That's why there aren't any clocks in the casinos. They don't care what time it is. Every time's party time.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys should do a boys trip to Las Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking about it for years.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedians together. And go out there for the last weekend.

[Ace Cosby]

I've been on that trip.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've done that. Way too much.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. A bunch of. Of comedians in Vegas. Don't. Don't get your room too high.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. You gotta get.

[Chick McGee]

You know why the windows don't open? You don't want the bitter because you don't want comedians defenestrating themselves. That means jumping out the window.

[Ace Cosby]

It would be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, if you want to reach us, we'd love to hear from you, Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom Dotcom, if you're just joining us. Hello. This is the Bob and Tom program emerging from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Let's see now.

[Tom Griswold]

Emerging. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. By the way, this dear Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I heard your story about the woman who gave birth at Burning Man.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now this is. This is a different story. The woman who gave birth that didn't know she was pregnant wasn't that.

[Christy Lee]

That's a different story. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where and where was that?

[Ace Cosby]

It doesn't matter. It's a different story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it doesn't matter.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay. So it was. It wasn't. It wasn't at birth. Burning Man.

[Christy Lee]

No, she was pregnant. She was just that. Burning Man.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And she had Burning Man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if you've heard. She was a burning.

[Pat Godwin]

What was she In a crazy outfit.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

They're all. They said that there was a. Seriously. There was an OB there who they said assisted with the birth. Wearing nothing but underpants. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Boy or girl?

[Tom Griswold]

Obviously with an er. Me.

[Chick McGee]

Presumably a male. In any event, let's just move forward here. Are we going to visit the sports page?

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on. No, I'm looking up how you come up with your Burning man name. Oh. Remember we talked about this yesterday? And we did.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to take a name to.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a Burning Man. It's called a playa name Player.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't want to play this.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're going to be a player when you're at Burning Man.

[Chick McGee]

What doesn't that isn't player like desert or something?

[Tom Griswold]

It should emerge organically from your experiences on the play, ideally given to you by others. Playa. P, L, A, Y. Oh, is that like table or mesa?

[Ace Cosby]

Or mesa means table. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them foreign words, Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So it isn't a playa like a desert.

[Ace Cosby]

A playa.

[Chick McGee]

Why do they spell it playa then?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't. Because.

[Chick McGee]

Words are pronounced so chick. And I say playa because we're living in the movie Shaft.

[Tom Griswold]

Playa. Don't you think Dreams by Fleetwood Mac used player? Players only. You're playing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

First time. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Good luck.

[Chick McGee]

You know, if you play that album to.

[Ace Cosby]

To Fried Green Tomatoes.

[Chick McGee]

To the movie Fried Green Tomatoes. You know the scene where you see where the five women are bitching? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You got the wrong one.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

It's my turn. Defending champ Arena Sabalenka has returned to the US Open semis without hitting the ball.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

The number one ranked Sabalenka is supposed to play Marquita Vonda found. Found last night. But Vonda Rusova withdrew. Oh, I didn't know girls interrupt us from the match.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I should have said Cortis interrupted.

[Josh Arnold]

I was right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's redo it. We'll edit.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful. Oh, hang on. She withdrew from the match.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, a little Courtes interrupted.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

She had a injured knee.

[Christy Lee]

Right knee, left.

[Tom Griswold]

Left knee, wee. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

How about she knee, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Not a he.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what you call I am now? Is that what you call it in Bangkok?

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say what I heard?

[Chick McGee]

That Chick's got a genie.

[Josh Arnold]

One night in Bangkok and the world your oyster.

[Tom Griswold]

My God, that was beautiful.

[Ace Cosby]

Little Murray head for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Novak Djokovic was raised his record tying 14th US Open semi.

[Ace Cosby]

I get my kicks above the Waistline, sunshine.

[Chick McGee]

Wait, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

More Murray.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know. Oh, you got to hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

One night in Bangkok.

[Christy Lee]

Bangkok. You don't know that.

[Chick McGee]

No, I hadn't been tied to a chair during the 80s.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, you got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like massage pad from.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got a lot of life to it.

[Tom Griswold]

He sounds Fred from B52. Yeah, a little Fredish Fred.

[Chick McGee]

You mean Novak.

[Tom Griswold]

Djokovic has advanced Carlos escape from Alcaraz and Novak get together. One semifinal on Friday night, the other determined today, number of top ap ty college football polls out. It's been updated. Number one, Ohio State. Number two, Penn State. Number three, lsu. Number four, Georgia.

[Josh Arnold]

Georgia.

[Tom Griswold]

Number five is Miami. WNBA wonders Last night, Phoenix and Golden State. And a new fitness trend has people running and jumping on all fours. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

It's called quadrobics. The unconventional exercise style is gaining traction on social media where proponents post videos of themselves walking, running and jumping on all fours like animals.

[Christy Lee]

They're just doing it for the grams. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

If you ever practiced or were in gym class, it's bear crawl. That's all you're doing. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I mean, that's. Which is a hell of an exercise.

[Chick McGee]

I got hip dysplasia from bear.

[Josh Arnold]

When you do it last week.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're larger. You're larger animal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. For those of you that have had a golden retriever, especially Labrador retriever owners and goldens, you know what I'm talking about.

[Ace Cosby]

Especially the proper bear crawl, where your shins have to be parallel to the ground hard.

[Chick McGee]

What is it about exercise that they can't just do the old fashioned stuff that actually works? Why does it have to be this idiocy? Well, you got to take a truck tire, throw it over your head, and then I see you and eat 400 pills. And then you have your buddy kiss you between the ass cheeks.

[Tom Griswold]

You get to.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you know that I lost ten pounds on that. Now, granted, I couldn't.

[Chick McGee]

It's not sustainable, but all this ridiculously stupid stuff, crawling around on all fours. How to get yourself injured in a new way.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't imagine jumping in that.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Some even go so far as to climb trees. And here's where your eyebrows will go up somewhere. Furry masks as well as tails.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay, see, this is.

[Pat Godwin]

Now it's sexual.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's as Christy said, for the gram.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's. No, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you guys tell me how to pronounce his last name. Jared, last name. N, O, O, B, B, E. Knob or nabi Nabi.

[Ace Cosby]

Nabi Penis.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you looking for? Something dirty.

[Christy Lee]

I hope it's bigger than a knob.

[Chick McGee]

If that's your. If that's your nickname. Well, Curtis, how come they call you a knob? Well, I. I'm hung like a. Like a marble, Like a doorknob.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to do commercials for Knobby's shop in Pickwick, Ohio. It was a cigar.

[Chick McGee]

Was that. Was that K, N, O, B, B, Y.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It's like Hobby Lobby, only knobby.

[Ace Cosby]

And it was a cigar shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't Nabi's love?

[Chick McGee]

It's not. Be the little critter in Knobby.

[Tom Griswold]

Knobby Shop.

[Ace Cosby]

Dobby.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's Dobby in. In. Dobby in.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I hated that thing. And some self respect.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, this Knobby is a personal trainer and a national coach told the New York Post the trend may not be that wild as it overlaps heavily with what is known in the fitness world as primal movement or quadrupedal and movement training.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, all that stuff does have its place.

[Pat Godwin]

It does.

[Ace Cosby]

But this sounds like it's.

[Chick McGee]

If you're a Nam and Charlie shooting at you, you want to be able to crawl around.

[Ace Cosby]

I promise you that activates all the muscles that you would require you to if you were 81 years old. You fall and you do that, sometimes you get up. You know what I'm saying?

[Tom Griswold]

That is a big problem. People getting up off the floor, learning.

[Christy Lee]

How to get up on the floor.

[Tom Griswold]

They get older.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a huge problem.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think Darwin said it best. Leave him down there. Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Leave him down.

[Ace Cosby]

That was a wild chapter in Origin.

[Tom Griswold]

Species that was controversial, as you might think.

[Chick McGee]

No life alert for grandma. Let her hit the dirt. Okay. What a dumb, dumb story.

[Tom Griswold]

And dude wipes in the NFL coming back.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

We love the dude wipes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Look forward to that. Certainly. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.

[Josh Arnold]

And Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

And Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. Good to see you, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to see you, my friend. Philadelphia Eagles ready.

[Chick McGee]

What's the opening game? It's tomorrow. Tomorrow night, Ryan.

[Tom Griswold]

Tomorrow night. Eagles hosting the Cowboys. Could get out of hand real quick.

[Chick McGee]

Let's hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

If I were you, I'd take the Eagles minus the points. Seven. Seven and a half.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Just one game.

[Tom Griswold]

Just one game tomorrow.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And Then one game Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In Brazil, in the Soham.

[Chick McGee]

The what?

[Tom Griswold]

Southern hemisphere.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was the Soham.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Spring there.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, that sounds like shorthand that a seamstress might.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So him.

[Ace Cosby]

So him.

[Christy Lee]

So him.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, from the Phantom thread. Possibly.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, possibly.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to watch that again. Man, I love that guy. That acting guy. What was I saying?

[Chick McGee]

I forget. I'm so bored.

[Tom Griswold]

Chargers and the Chiefs, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Anyway, the 2025 Super bowl champion, they have. They tried to get the Tush push. You're aware of this, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

They tried to make it illegal, but it stayed.

[Tom Griswold]

Tried to make it illegal, but it stayed. Because, you know, if Josh and I are playing defense, I can't get behind Josh and push him into the offense. That'd be a penalty. But apparently the offense can push their players into us. On.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, it's an unfortunate name also, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn'T the name change depending on the region that you're in?

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what I was going to say. In Philadelphia, it's known as the Brotherly Shovel.

[Ace Cosby]

That's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like that. And it's sponsored now by Dude Wipes. Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the butts are in the air. It's called a scrum of butts. And so Dude Wipes jumped on board.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who is in control of the advertising dollars for Dude Wipes, but they nailed it on this one. Right? Get in there.

[Chick McGee]

Is there going to be a special edition of Dude Wipes with the eagle logo?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure about that, but I would think so.

[Chick McGee]

I would imagine that the NFL wouldn't want their logo on something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't think that would be a problem on a Dude Wipe anymore. Really not. Yeah. Jerry Jones broke this all wide open when he made a deal with Nike and Pepsi and AT&T without the league and. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. It just seems, I don't know know.

[Ace Cosby]

Dude Wipes are more than just butts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

They're great for the dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The grill.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

When you're at the grill and you're making food, you can wipe your hands.

[Josh Arnold]

Making food. What's that all about?

[Tom Griswold]

You can make. It's good for a bath, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. You tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What? When your comes over, you throw her a Dude Wipe, don't you, Josh? You go, hey, yeah, clean that thing up. And swab it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you give her a little gift bag when she leaves.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. No, no, when she gets there, she gets there.

[Christy Lee]

We want to make sure she's clean.

[Ace Cosby]

The floor show prep, you know, swab the deck of the SS P.

[Chick McGee]

So the. I'm sorry. So it's called, it's called the Tush Push.

[Tom Griswold]

Brotherly Shove.

[Chick McGee]

Brotherly shove.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And I guess when they play that game in Mexico City, it's called the Sodomigo, where the guy gets behind the guy. You see?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Jalen hurts the quarterback for Philadelphia. Can like, like leg press like £500 or something.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

He's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know I, I leg pressed like 425 in high school. Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a true story.

[Christy Lee]

That's impressive.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't do that.

[Ace Cosby]

Could you deadlift a similar number?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah, maybe 150 or something like that.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I, I, I bet you could do more.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know that. That chick Megan Marshack was able to deadlift a former vice president. President.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't. I wish I knew the reference.

[Tom Griswold]

What you've just heard is another adventure in boredom.

[Chick McGee]

That's a very obscure reference.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, have what it takes.

[Chick McGee]

Remember where. Remember where Nelson Rockefeller was dead in the hotel room?

[Tom Griswold]

He did not die in the hotel room. He died in the ambulance on the way to the hotel hospital.

[Chick McGee]

Now this, this is something for you ladies. I hope you find this as annoying as I do do. Now, there's a controversy about the proposal that Travis Kelce.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

The proposal for him. And because he did it three weeks before it was announced, or two weeks with Taylor Swift.

[Chick McGee]

There's a couple things going. One is they're saying it was staged.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

They always stage proposals for pictures now.

[Chick McGee]

And, well, here's the controversy is that he went down on the wrong knee. Knee.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Right and wrong.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't know that was a thing at all.

[Chick McGee]

It says, this is from the Washington Post. Kelsey dropped to his right knee instead of his left. Sparking etiquette critiques.

[Tom Griswold]

You're supposed to go down to your left knee.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard this.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you get out of a divorce if you did that? Because I could say I went down to my left knee.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe if you'd gone down more often.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I went down plenty often.

[Chick McGee]

You should have ate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you pretty good at that, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, love it.

[Tom Griswold]

You stack it up.

[Chick McGee]

I withdraw. I withdraw the comment.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is if you're concerned about which you really.

[Christy Lee]

That's really a problem.

[Ace Cosby]

But no, nobody has heard that there is a property.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That those that think that are engaged to other fellas. If you're concerned about that.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's no ring, by the way, that's all changed. There's no engagement. Engagement ring. You just get. That's the way to do it now.

[Pat Godwin]

Just get married.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Just get married. No ring.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're wrong about that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you are.

[Josh Arnold]

No ring.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

No, he's right. He's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Women, we are equal. Buy your own ring.

[Ace Cosby]

Women are demanding.

[Chick McGee]

No ring.

[Josh Arnold]

No ring. That's the new women's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a ring.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Women are.

[Ace Cosby]

Kim Kardashian, Sydney Sweeney, they all said.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The other controversy is that is some.

[Ace Cosby]

Weeks off pause right there.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. That they'd already. That she had asked him three weeks before. I don't care. Good luck to him either way. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think that's by and large how proposals go. If she drops the hint long enough. I guess I gotta ask you to marry me. Can you do that? Okay. I've heard that a lot. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that how you got. Is that how you popped into.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I. What are you saying now?

[Tom Griswold]

When the woman offers enough of a hint that she's ready to get married, then the guy steps in. I don't think they're. I think they're Statistically less than 10% of guys are just out of the clear blue.

[Chick McGee]

And these stats.

[Tom Griswold]

Clear blue sky.

[Chick McGee]

These stats emerge. These stats emerge out of my underwear just now, directly from your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

I wiped it down and I go, is that 10%? I think this is a relevant topic. Yeah, that's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Ace Cosby]

I hope they get married privately, but there's a chance. I mean, they could also bail. They can have people bid on who gets the rights to their wedding.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, I've heard they are getting married in a very small ceremony, but. Yeah, I mean, I read that. I don't know if it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think they. Did they get paid for doing the proposal at that Kansas City mansion or a $6 million mansion where they staged the proposal?

[Ace Cosby]

That was a private lease summit.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was his house.

[Tom Griswold]

Travis Kelsey's six million dollar Kansas City mansion where he proposed to Taylor Swift. Swift, yeah. Look at all those flowers. Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

It does look a little bit staged.

[Pat Godwin]

They're engagement pictures. That's what happens.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's doing this now it's not just Taylor and Travis.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Taylor and Travis got engaged.

[Josh Arnold]

What? This is the first time here now.

[Chick McGee]

We'Ll visit other topics this morning. Fortunately.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

We have about jewelry. Jesus. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't talk about jewelry.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Some of us will be coming back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk us, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jess Hooker. Hi, Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Now I'm looking at the Powerball stats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

As you know, Powerball, very, very serious today. I didn't realize powerball's available in 45 states.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Plus Washington, D.C. puerto Rico and the U.S. virgin Islands.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Not available in Alabama, Alaska, Hawaii, Mississippi, Nevada and Utah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where does the, where do the people in Hawaii? They can't go across the border and buy tickets.

[Ace Cosby]

They sure can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

They'D have to call a friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now I've got in my hand several.

[Tom Griswold]

Tickets I do as well.

[Chick McGee]

So now I'm not sure how this works with respect to what are we doing with, is this a big group buy in?

[Tom Griswold]

I think what you're asking me is, is that you and I bought tickets.

[Pat Godwin]

And Josh, did you buy a ticket?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, I bought, but I, but I bought $10 worth because that's what I had in cash today.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's the thing. If we don't pool all these numbers together and one of us wins on a ticket that we bought in quotes, don't you think there's going to be some sort of legal action and then thus ending the show? Not that the show's not going to end anyway any minute. But I'm, I'm just trying to tell you what I see as a problem. We have to pull them together, agree.

[Chick McGee]

On what the buy in is is.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's kind of the key there. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean you buy a share?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, well, that's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

If, if, if everybody wants to just put in their 10 bucks worth of tickets.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I, I put in more you3 can put in. You put your tickets together, okay. And then you give us three. When you win some money, then it, then everybody wins.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what about ace?

[Pat Godwin]

There's four Ace, Ace two.

[Christy Lee]

And Jason, if you're not in the.

[Pat Godwin]

Room, you don't win.

[Chick McGee]

No, see, this is how, this, this is the problem. You see, you got it. You got to decide. Okay, is everyone putting in $10 tickets in the pool?

[Pat Godwin]

Are you guys that greedy? That $1.3 billion and you're not going to share with your coworkers a little bit?

[Chick McGee]

Are you that cheap that you're not going to put in 10 bucks?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I bought my tickets. I'm just not sharing them.

[Ace Cosby]

It's already one point.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right.

[Ace Cosby]

I buy my own ticket, it's only a 1.3. I'm waiting till 1.5. What are we wasting our time for.

[Tom Griswold]

The voice of rich reason?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, let's take a chance. This is not going to win. Let's go to the next one.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't give us kick us a couple million if you want 100.

[Pat Godwin]

I would, I would, I would gift all of you guys money if I 100.

[Christy Lee]

589 million cash payout.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that, that is so low. Compared to what the win.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. Isn't that insane?

[Ace Cosby]

I sure despise all government.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's almost like it's a racket.

[Tom Griswold]

You think they try to give you like a hundred dollars a year over for 9,000 years?

[Christy Lee]

There is a thirty dollar or thirty year annuity, but I don't know what it pays.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's new to all of us.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now let's just move forward here we have Christy Lee over there at the Silac Insurance News. We'll. So we'll settle our powerball pool here shortly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, it's going to get settled, baby.

[Chick McGee]

I got a stack of them right here.

[Ace Cosby]

Not before it gets real messy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's going to get messy.

[Chick McGee]

So I think for a sibling, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, going to get messy. You're sure?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, because then you have a percentage if you only 10.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, you were going to say it's real simple. What were you going to say?

[Chick McGee]

Everyone just put in 10 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

All right, 10.

[Chick McGee]

And then put $10 worth of lottery tickets in the envelope.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but we put in screwed here.

[Tom Griswold]

You put in 40, I put in 40.

[Chick McGee]

So then keep 30. Your keep three of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but if I win on those three.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah, but your fourth one is the one that might win the One that you buy.

[Christy Lee]

The one that the group buys goes in an envelope. So there's. There's a. Josh, you're the one most.

[Tom Griswold]

If one of us wins and you. We don't share it, there's going to be, as my father would say, hell to pay.

[Christy Lee]

We bought our tickets elsewhere and.

[Ace Cosby]

But here's the yeah. Chicks. Chick's point is valid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Someone. Because I can sit here and I. And I would honestly mean it. Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

A number from your personal.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Wins. You owe me nothing. And I mean it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

But somebody in this building.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I could say that. I'm not gonna mean it if you. One of you bastards wins. I need some money. Just that soon.

[Christy Lee]

Even if we bought our tickets at home and had nothing to do with work?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely frickin lutely. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a little taste.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I kind of think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm with Jess. I'd be interested.

[Christy Lee]

I'm never coming back.

[Ace Cosby]

I would want you guys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I would want to share it with you guys.

[Ace Cosby]

We're a family.

[Tom Griswold]

Mostly.

[Ace Cosby]

Some of us apparently are adopted at least.

[Chick McGee]

Or they better be.

[Christy Lee]

If you personally win, you would share your money no matter what? Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, I. I would. It's not fun to have it to yourself. I want to share it with everybody. My family, my friends. I want all of us to give.

[Chick McGee]

It to my family charity and Chick, would you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a charity.

[Chick McGee]

Would you move to a new compound or just fortify the one year I.

[Tom Griswold]

Told you about this. I wouldn't quit my job, but I'd be a. To work with, I can tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

More. More. More of a.

[Tom Griswold]

More of a what?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Your job.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't quit your job?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't think so. What else am I going to do?

[Pat Godwin]

You wouldn't be nicer maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, it'd be just the opposite.

[Tom Griswold]

Opposite to most people. I would be nicer. Yeah. Well, there are those. I pick and choose. Yeah. I got to make decisions here.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the funny thing is I'm going to win. That's the way it's going to go down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to win.

[Pat Godwin]

We're back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, it's a great, great atmosphere. There's Bill Belichick fans were had tremendous energy. Yeah. You can't win them all.

[Christy Lee]

Not only are you not going to.

[Chick McGee]

Win, you're going to lose competitively, but then just couldn't sustain it.

[Tom Griswold]

So obviously we have a lot of work to do.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Thank you. Very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you get into any more trouble? I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

So is this.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'm self destructing in front of everyone?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a lot going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get the news.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get a news story going over.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. A new Talker survey finds 7 in 10Americans say they rely on intuition, prayers, or vibes when making major life decisions. Oh, and this is. I totally agree with this. Gut feelings playing a role in choices about careers.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say gut ceilings?

[Christy Lee]

What are you listening to?

[Ace Cosby]

Why would she have said that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. She's said something about Dutch ceiling.

[Christy Lee]

Said gut feelings.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gut feelings. Oh, okay. That's quite different.

[Christy Lee]

Played a role in choices about careers, relationships and finances. Experts say the results reflect how emotional and spiritual factors influence our decision making, even in an age of data and analytics. Do you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know. Yeah. I was watching a brain surgeon friend of mine take out his magic eight ball and go, do I drill here? And it said, signs point to yes. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think that's. I don't think that's what they meant.

[Ace Cosby]

I think one should always take into account a gut feeling in those kind of situations when it comes to that kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

When it comes to, I don't know, science and severe issues like that. You might want to use logic, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Dutch ceilings can't be discounted. Okay. Have you ever leaned back and just looked up to think that's a Dutch ceiling up there? You don't.

[Christy Lee]

Because I don't use Dutch boy. I use Sherwin Williams, not Dutch boy paint.

[Chick McGee]

All right, Erase this entire break.

[Josh Arnold]

Erase, erase, erase.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm sorry, I'm confused. So this is saying that what percentage of people go on their.

[Christy Lee]

7 to 7 in 10. That's quite a bit.

[Chick McGee]

They go on gut feelings to.

[Christy Lee]

To make a decision. You've never listened to your gut and went, oh, this isn't good.

[Tom Griswold]

I just got.

[Chick McGee]

No, not after I read about the guy that. The guy that he had a gut feeling that hydrogen was the way to go with the Hindenburg as opposed to helium. And look. Look what happened. I just had a gut feeling that hydrogen would be cheaper. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave it to the universe.

[Ace Cosby]

Wouldn't it be great to know. And we can't. We can't know an actual statistic on this, that people who did listen to their gut feelings if they were more successful than others because there's some kind of psychological thing where Hindsight is always 2020.

[Josh Arnold]

Like where.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, you know what? I kind of Felt like I was going to get into a car accident just before it had happened. Well, no, you didn't. You just. That's how the brain sort of works.

[Pat Godwin]

But also, like, if you follow your gut feeling and it's not exactly what you wanted to happen, it was still supposed to happen that way. You're supposed to learn something. Like, there's no wrong. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's. I like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Have you ever dealt with someone that said, well, look, I can't make up this decision. I can't make up my mind, rather, until I consult my psychic?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I haven't heard anybody say that. But you have.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And. And that's when you go, have Tom. You go, you know, my car is ready out. I have to get the hell out of here.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you ever let fate decide something for you? So it's, do I want to go. Do I want to go home today and just relax, or do I want to go get all my errands done? I'm going to let this stoplight decide. If it's. If I make it through, like, if I. If I. If this turns yellow, I'm going home.

[Chick McGee]

No, don't be ridiculous. What I do is there's a. There's a building on the freeway over here. Here, as you're going eastbound on your left, that's all mirrors. And if you can look over and see yourself and it's not blocked by trucks, then you make the decision. That's what it's based on.

[Ace Cosby]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm going to keep out here doing my errands today. Only if I can see myself and you look over there, endangering, by the way, everyone. And if it's all blocked by trucks, you go, oh, then I got to go home.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't do the wave. I do the exact same thing. Only you wave at yourself, at that building, and you can see. You see yourself waving.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think people in that building sit there looking at people to see how many people are looking at themselves as they go by at 65 miles an hour? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

You. You raise a good point. I. This is. This is weird. I think Josh has the best point, though. A lot of people sort of think they went by their gut after the fact.

[Pat Godwin]

But is your gut instantaneous, or can you wait 24 hours and go, I gotta. I gotta. I gotta wait and see how I feel in 24 hours? Is that still following my gun?

[Ace Cosby]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I know. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know immediately.

[Christy Lee]

I've known immediately. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The wrong thing and Going by your gut has nothing to do with what. What's in your gut.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet it would affect it, right?

[Chick McGee]

I mean like if I. If I could, if I could get rid of this meatloaf I ate three days ago, I might be able to make a better decision. But right now really focusing on are you fecal. Fecal convention that would like to get let out.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you all your gut feelings are negative.

[Christy Lee]

No, not all of them. No, absolutely not.

[Tom Griswold]

But you said you.

[Christy Lee]

But I.

[Tom Griswold]

You know immediately when it's wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And here we go. There's a little more to this article here. Almost a third of baby boomers purchased a home based on so called unquote quote, unquote signs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I could. Oh, you walk into a house, you. Oh, this feels like home.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, the sink looks like the kind my grandma had.

[Tom Griswold]

That kind or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Maybe it's a sign I should have.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh look. That beam looks like the one Uncle Clarence hanged himself from.

[Ace Cosby]

I have very fond memories.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations.

[Ace Cosby]

Of finding him.

[Chick McGee]

His members dentures fell out.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you know what we're gonna come back with because it's his last day on the show. We're gonna come back with Pat and do that song. Do a quick song.

[Josh Arnold]

I enjoyed the time I had.

[Tom Griswold]

That's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really seven year run.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

He deserves.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to hold the show together.

[Chick McGee]

You're the one. You're the one trying.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I know. That's why it's failing. Misery.

[Chick McGee]

We are doomed. I feel in my gut that it's over.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Say coming up sexy Time with Ali Brain.

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh la la.

[Chick McGee]

And more. We've got a bunch of cool stuff on the way, including there's a fake astronaut out there. Be careful. And we had a little story about rings. We got more wedding ring news coming, coming up, as well as chat bots that are getting in Trouble. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold. Chick Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Ace Cosby]

Tom man walks into a therapist's office. Check says, doc, I'm having trouble making friends. You think you can help me with that, you fat, ugly prick?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think the problem is, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, some of these are hard to diagnose.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna need a few more sessions before I can figure this out. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. A couple things going on here I'm trying to sort out. Oh, I know what I want to. I want to say congratulations to comedian Tommy Brennan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was just here in February. He got picked to be on Saturday Night Live.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

How cool is that?

[Christy Lee]

Along with Jer. Jeremy Culhane, Ben Marshall, Cam Patterson, and Veronica Sloga. Slowikowska.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations to these five. October 4th will be the premiere of the 51st season of SNL.

[Ace Cosby]

What I understand, a very fun and very stressful gig, but that's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So we'll. We'll feature some of the stuff that Tommy talked about when he was here. We'll get to that tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

I apologize. I don't know the name of the big, tall, red haired guy in the Please don't destroy video troop. Those three. But he's going to be a regular on Saturday Night Live. Yeah, but the other two are moving on.

[Chick McGee]

No one. No. One of them is going to be a writer on the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, one's going to be a writer and one's going to be going to movies.

[Chick McGee]

Higgins kids on the movies now. We have Kristi Lee right over there. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. And what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Meta has been accused of creating flirty chat bots of celebrities without permission. According to the Reuters news agency, the social media giant client appropriated the names and likenesses of multiple celebrities, including Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway and Selena Gomez. While many were created by users with a meta tool for building chatbots, Reuters said it found a Meta employee had produced at least three. When asked for intimate pictures, the chatbots produced risque, photorealistic images of their names. Sakes.

[Chick McGee]

So that's just people using tools that are out there for the most part.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like they're doing it well.

[Ace Cosby]

The one guy was.

[Christy Lee]

We have one.

[Chick McGee]

One. How many employees do they have? A million. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

This is going to be commonplace, won't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. You can have. You can. Anybody's voice can be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you can.

[Chick McGee]

Anything.

[Tom Griswold]

You. This exists. I mean, this is just as easy as typing the information in. And Scarlett Johansson sent me an email. What the hell, man?

[Ace Cosby]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have a voice that you would like, like a celebrity that you would, like, talk dirty to?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I would want to hear them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You would hear them talk dirty to you is their voice?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, but I mean, that's exactly what. It would be very easy to create that.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say Emma Stone, but she reminds me so much of my daughter. I can't. I can't do that one because she has a great voice, I thought.

[Ace Cosby]

She does have a great.

[Tom Griswold]

Almost husky, you know. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Selena Gomez.

[Ace Cosby]

Really interesting voice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And she changed it.

[Ali Breen]

She.

[Pat Godwin]

Like.

[Ace Cosby]

It's kind of like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's very. It's.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think I'd want Irene Ryan.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Zazu?

[Chick McGee]

She's from. From the Beverly Hillbillies. She was the elderly lady or Diane Reams. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Tom, how would you like to slip your pork sausage?

[Chick McGee]

Is that your Diane Ream?

[Tom Griswold]

That's my diet.

[Chick McGee]

Can you. You give me a little. A little more.

[Tom Griswold]

A little higher up than this? Maybe you'd like to fondle my butt.

[Chick McGee]

Hot.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like Harlan Williams.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what you want to do, you pumpkin pie, Smiling face?

[Chick McGee]

I love Harlan Williams. Yeah. This is weird. I'm not sure you can blame the company, but this is going to be everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Meta is being blamed in this particular story. An Indianapolis bankruptcy attorney of 38 years. Years, whose actual name, a friend of mine, Mark Zuckerberg, is suing the famous Mark Zuckerberg's company, Meta. According to the attorney, his business page was shut down by Meta for the ninth time in May when he was accused of using a fake name and impersonating a celebrity.

[Chick McGee]

But this is his. This is his actual name?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

He's always had this. He had this name before the other Mark Zuckerberg.

[Tom Griswold]

Was born.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Indianapolis Business Journal, a law firm has filed the suit on behalf of Mr. Zuckerberg.

[Chick McGee]

The one. The one. Mark. Your friend Mark.

[Christy Lee]

Accusing Meta of negligence and breach of contract for repeatedly suspending his social media accounts without proper cause.

[Chick McGee]

I'm seeing the new version of Kramer versus Kramer. Zuckerberg versus Zuckerberg. It's a divorce.

[Christy Lee]

I remember when that.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't they fix this with one phone call?

[Ace Cosby]

Sure would think so.

[Christy Lee]

You would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you. Did you remember the Sports center commercials? They had one with a guy was named Michael Jordan and bald accountant. And he walks in and the limo driver's really excited because he's got the sign that says Michael Jordan. And he goes, hi, I'm Michael Jordan. The guy goes, oh, really? They thought it was Michael the famous.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I got it. I did a little when I saw this story.

[Christy Lee]

Mark gets this a lot. It's really a problem for him. Him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, even. Well, for example, my real last name is Griswold and it has been since, you know, forever. Appropriate. And when the. When the movies came out with Chevy Chase, you know, I have actually had problems getting hotel rooms.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Because they think it's a joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When you call for reservations. So. But that relatively minor in my case. But there are.

[Christy Lee]

On this topic, Vice, track down folks who share the same name as celebrities like Mark Zuckerberg. This is Taylor Swift, a male who lives in Seattle. He says, I get between five to ten emails every week intended for the other Taylor Swift.

[Chick McGee]

I hope he gets one of the checks.

[Christy Lee]

There's a folder they. They go into.

[Tom Griswold]

How does he keep up with five or ten emails a week? Boy, that sounds like a nightmare.

[Christy Lee]

Jennifer Lawrence of Massachusetts says on Twitter and Instagram, I've had people DM me asking if I could come to their event. Event. Make an appearance. Kate Middleton, who of course also lives in London. Once I checked into a hotel in Romania, and as the receptionist flicked through the paperwork, she landed on a page with my name at the top and handwritten in bold red capital letters, underneath were the words not the princess, repeatedly underlined and circled. Oh, and then also from London, there's a Sinead o'.

[Tom Griswold]

Connor.

[Christy Lee]

Connor. She says, I once tried to order a pizza and they kept putting the phone down on me because I thought I was pranking them. According to the article, people named Hillary Clinton, Harry Styles, Andy Murray, Morgan Freeman, and Emma Stone all declined to comment.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be easier to just become somebody else? Just change. Like use your middle initial or go with if your name is Andy, if your name is what Harry Styles, you become.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, but like Michael Bolton, the character in Office Space said, why should I have to change my name? He's the one that sucks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's one of the most famous. That, that, that whole thing in the movie.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah, it can be a problem. I can see that. Well, good luck to your friend, Mr. Zuckerberg.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But again, you'd think that just the publicity alone, he'd go, okay, okay, let's sort this out. There has to be a way to clarify which. To clarify which is which.

[Christy Lee]

He's a good guy. If you need a bankruptcy attorney. Hey, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

I may need one.

[Christy Lee]

He said he's a great guy. If you need a bankruptcy attorney.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

I may. In a couple weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple weeks?

[Josh Arnold]

In the meeting today, things are going.

[Tom Griswold]

On today's show later today.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't we visit today in history?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

The first time and get it right.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be the first time ever. 9-3-3. What happened on this date, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, this is a kind of a sweet, bittersweet 1977, the last broadcast of the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, they're all huddled there in the newsroom hugging each other. Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

That was a good.

[Ace Cosby]

That was legitimately crying.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good ending. The show that introduced the terrific Ted Knight. Oh, he's the best. I guess when he showed up for the audition, he was. He was an impoverished actor and he was. He was wearing threadbare clothes, and so it really brought him around. The great Ted Baxter.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean Ted Knight.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, but I mean the character Ted.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Everything else is just too depressing on this day.

[Tom Griswold]

If there's.

[Chick McGee]

If there's been a boring.

[Tom Griswold]

If there's been a more perfect show to bring it up, I think it'd be this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is just 1995. The electronic bay was founded by Pierre Omidyar, also known as ebay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Tom looked at me the other day and he said, hey, have you heard of ebay? It's. It's really something.

[Christy Lee]

1995.

[Tom Griswold]

You can. You can find all kinds of things on there.

[Chick McGee]

He sold it, by the way. EBay. 30 years on Fred's list.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very funny. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, Charlie Sheen. I remain a fan.

[Ace Cosby]

Me, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you mean Carlos Estevez?

[Chick McGee]

And he's going to come out the of. Of the. He's been talking lately about his dark period.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's a Documentary coming out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Next week.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What was the whole thing? Tiger Blood and. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Winning.

[Pat Godwin]

This looks like it's going to be really good.

[Chick McGee]

That. That got bad quickly. Happy birthday, Sean White.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the snowboarder.

[Tom Griswold]

The Flying Tomato. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is he still doing it? I mean, is he gonna. Or is he done?

[Pat Godwin]

I think he's retired.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's done doing it in a casual fashion, maybe not in competition.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a more handsome Carrot Top. Pat, just for me and you. 1965, the Beatles release Help.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see that movie in the theaters when you were a kid?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember if I did.

[Chick McGee]

I may have the Clash release their great song, Should I Stay or Should I Go.

[Ace Cosby]

That is good.

[Christy Lee]

That's a timeless song. It still sounds. Sounds current.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's pretty cool. I love that song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I love that. That beginning. And this is a. This is kind of contemporary because in 1984, Bruce Springsteen. Excuse me. Bruce Springsteen hit number one with Born in the USA and there's a movie.

[Christy Lee]

Coming out, Jeremy Allen White, starring him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And any minute now. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that going to. Is that theaters or. I think it's.

[Christy Lee]

Is it at Venice? I can't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

And he really does his own singing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've heard it, it sounds exactly like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And didn't he say he didn't know.

[Christy Lee]

He could sing until he got started doing this movie?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how he did it. There must. There's something up. I ain't buying it, Jeremy.

[Christy Lee]

Ellen White is.

[Josh Arnold]

They got that one out quick. They were just filming it like months ago. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't they get. I thought the vocals were overdone by the guy from the Beaver Brown Band.

[Josh Arnold]

Does sound very similar. They never asked me.

[Chick McGee]

Almost as obscure. I may get.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it premiered at Telluride. I'm sorry. Just last week.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Christy Lee]

And it's set for release October 24th.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

I knew it was one of the.

[Chick McGee]

Most movie theater movies.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Because both he and Springsteen were at Telluride. I remember seeing the photos.

[Chick McGee]

All right, coming up, it's going to be sexy time with Ali Breen. But right now it's time to check in with your ears and see how things sound. Perhaps if you had those earbuds in, you could have heard God Godwin talking. Cursing.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Also quick Happy birthday. Valerie Perratta Ryan. Remember her from Superman? Or from Lenny?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe she was a miss test marker in one of the Supermans. Really beautiful, Mr. Luthor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. And we lastly Steve Jones, the guitarist for the Sex Pistols. And they're back out. What? Yeah. They're touring without Johnny Rotten.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, well no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

No Sid either, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah, absolutely no Sid.

[Chick McGee]

Although the Sid never could really play.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

He just had had the look that they needed. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get a hold of us.

[Tom Griswold]

Call, text or email.

[Josh Arnold]

Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Teacher.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. What day is it? Wednesday. Is it Wednesday? All day long, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Feels like a Tuesday, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Good old hump day. It does feel like a Tuesday. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. They picked up my trash. They haven't picked up the trash yet and. Because Monday I guess.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But they made no announcement. They just assumed that I'd know. And we played the game. So we. I have to wait an extra day.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys don't get a text?

[Chick McGee]

No, I get a text.

[Tom Griswold]

I get a text for my recycling. I don't get a text for my. Did I say my?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you said recycling.

[Tom Griswold]

Recycling. But for my trash. I don't. I didn't get a text.

[Christy Lee]

So we played that game. We drove through the neighborhood last night. Do we put the trash out? Do we Not. Oh, we have like, about. I don't know, a handful of people did. And. And our neighbor's so on it. I go, she didn't. We didn't. I go, she knows everything.

[Tom Griswold]

There is that one person in the neighborhood.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

On top of putting. Putting their cans out and getting them off the street when they're empty.

[Christy Lee]

Man, Diana.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, for me, it's. It's. We did the. It's every other week. Is the yellow top for the recycling?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And there's always the guy in the neighborhood and it's off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My guys. There's a guy down the street.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Do I say anything?

[Christy Lee]

I know we have one, too.

[Chick McGee]

What do you do?

[Tom Griswold]

You were going to go down there and say, hey, your recycling don't come till next Tuesday.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what you were going to do last week? I pointed out the opposite. Oh, I said, the guy across. I saw the guy. And I say, by the way, this. This is recycling week.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. So you went back and got the yellow.

[Pat Godwin]

You helped him.

[Tom Griswold]

He. He said thank you instead of, I got an idea. Why don't you mind your own damn business? No, he didn't.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't live in my neighborhood.

[Ace Cosby]

I had. I lived in a. On a street once where it was. You parked on the street. Everybody did, and they would clean it. And so like every third Tuesday or something, you couldn't park on one side or the other. It was just always so hard to remember.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm kind of glad Chick brought this up because. Because I asked my husband last night. I go, so the poor guys that have to pick up our trash, do they have to double up one day or do they get. Do they have to work a Saturday so they never really get the day off?

[Ace Cosby]

I've wondered that too.

[Christy Lee]

How does that work?

[Tom Griswold]

They actually do have to double up. That's why it takes an extra day sometimes for them to get your trash.

[Ace Cosby]

My gosh.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean, so how do you.

[Chick McGee]

Know, in other words, instead of. Instead of picking it up, if no one picked it up on Mondays?

[Christy Lee]

Correct. They had Mondays.

[Chick McGee]

How do they make it up? This.

[Pat Godwin]

So Monday and Tuesday is the same day.

[Tom Griswold]

It eventually. Least it picks. Eventually picks it up. No, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

This is some kind of. There's some kind of time portal garbage collection. Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

They pick it up every week. And if holidays on a Monday, which most often it is.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

My trash goes on Tuesday. Unless the holidays on a Monday comes on Wednesday. And then they come on Wednesday.

[Christy Lee]

But where did these guys pick up that day?

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe they pick up some of it each day. So it's not like.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. They add an hour or two each day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was. That's.

[Christy Lee]

How would you know not to. To let your. To have your trash out there?

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe they just drive faster.

[Chick McGee]

I have an idea. How about any other topic?

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was an interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe they send another truck. Maybe it's just they. They pay somebody overtime to come and do on Tuesdays. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who he thinks he is, but I ain't working any overtime. I gotta get it home to my baby.

[Christy Lee]

I just. I don't want these guys to get shortchanged. That's what I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't want to get shortchanged. Worked it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you tip your terms, trash guys?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you give him something for Christmas?

[Christy Lee]

No. Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Me either. Yeah, I bet you do.

[Chick McGee]

You ever see them?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

The trash guy. I see him behind my curtains. I see him.

[Christy Lee]

Does he have the mechanical arm or does he actually. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and I think he does get off as well. All right.

[Chick McGee]

I told off the truck.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm giving a trash guy a hat.

[Tom Griswold]

A hat.

[Ace Cosby]

He yelled to go, hey, you were funny this morning. And I went. I put on my finger and I. To my. I got a hat.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's nice.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very cool.

[Pat Godwin]

That's where our hats went.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You're stealing hat. You're stealing hats.

[Ace Cosby]

Now I ask for them.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A recent study.

[Tom Griswold]

You can just ask for hats. How does he get.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't.

[Christy Lee]

A recent study has found that women tend to prefer sweet actions rather than sweet words from their romantic partners.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not what you say, it's what you do.

[Christy Lee]

The researchers continue conducted experiments with more than 500 adults and found that women favored tangible expressions of affection, such as help with the chores or small acts of care over verbal declarations like I love you or I'm here for you.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's a lot harder to fake actions, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I took out the trash.

[Tom Griswold]

You can. You can. Is it like this? Yeah. Yeah. I love you.

[Christy Lee]

Women also found romantic actions to be stronger indicators of a partner's emotions reliability. For men, verbal expressions of affection appear to be more immediately rewarding or easier to interpret.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't mean verbal, you mean oral.

[Christy Lee]

As signs of romantic sexual interest, especially in the early stages of dating.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, all that seems to track.

[Pat Godwin]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm telling you.

[Chick McGee]

So repeat the last part because he interrupted. What?

[Christy Lee]

What is it now for Men, verbal expressions of affection appear to be more immediately rewarding or easier to entreat, interpret as signs of romantic or sexual interest, especially in the early stages of dating.

[Chick McGee]

Aha. So forgot. For the ladies, they want actions.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know, take out the garbage or whatever might be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But for the fellas. We want to hear. They want to. We want to be told what to do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

They're not. Well, we. Not necessarily what to do. We want to be told that you look great this morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. And we appreciate you and thanks for the house and things like that.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

So for actions speak louder than words for the boys.

[Ace Cosby]

No, actions speak louder than words for the women.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Words to the women. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Also, women don't want to have to tell you to do them. They don't want the mental load to also have to say it. So take a look around. Observe.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Read my mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude, you gotta read your mind.

[Ace Cosby]

But at the same time, women lay plenty of hints and a lot of times we just don't pick up on you guys.

[Pat Godwin]

Really don't.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's not. If you. A little bit of attention and you can be.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, did you see the picture.

[Tom Griswold]

I sent you of me naked holding a cucumber?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, yeah, no, chicken sounds good.

[Josh Arnold]

Perfect example.

[Chick McGee]

And see, don't make me laugh. Ah, okay. Well, that's interesting.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, Yeah, I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Police in Japan say an elderly woman lost thousands of dollars to a romance scammer posing as an astronaut in distress.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm an astronaut in distress. I don't know how much longer I can breathe up here.

[Christy Lee]

Police officer in Hokkaido said the woman in her 80s met the fraudster on social media.

[Tom Griswold]

The fraudster?

[Christy Lee]

The person claimed to be a male astronaut in space and he was under attack. And Chick, you nailed it. In need of oxygen.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

The oxygenarian developed feelings for the fake astronaut, fell in love, allowing him to swindle her out of $6,700 by asking her to buy oxygen.

[Chick McGee]

Stop.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. The oxygen machine takes quarters up here. I got to put a quarter in.

[Christy Lee]

This is so sad for so many reasons, Lady. Local authorities have warned the public quote, if a person you met on social media ever demanded cash from you, please be suspicious.

[Chick McGee]

And you have to send the money to Houston.

[Christy Lee]

Of scam.

[Chick McGee]

You can't just. You can't just send it directly up there. If he had oxygen tanks, you'd open them right up.

[Ace Cosby]

She's an idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's in her 80s.

[Ace Cosby]

That doesn't make. I know. Plenty of people in their 80s who aren't idiots.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Ace Cosby]

Then she's easy prey. And this is just the way. Way the world is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If it, if it hadn't been. If it hadn't been this, it'd be something else.

[Chick McGee]

But it's. It's nice to know that, that there are people being scammed internationally Waters over here.

[Tom Griswold]

What I do with my, my money is I just leave it out on the porch. People need it, they take it. Leave a dollar.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, this is a. This is a sort of hyper example of what's going on out there.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A friend of mine's elderly mother had a really elaborate scam pulled on her in which one of her grandchildren was allegedly being kidnapped.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a common one.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that is a common one.

[Chick McGee]

And it went part way through real.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, but this guy really committed to the bit.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

This is the most crazy version of this. Falling off. He couldn't believe. When he looked at his bank account, those numbers went up. He couldn't believe it.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be judging Josh here. This is the biggest space scam since the moon landing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, people have their beliefs.

[Chick McGee]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm interested in you choosing that voice for Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You're waking. You're making it way fatter than he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did I? That's right.

[Ali Breen]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I need a.

[Ace Cosby]

Remember our buddy, the garbage throwing daddy from Cincinnati? He says he has an answer for the days with the trash truck we were talking about this week, for instance, Labor Day. Your trash gets pushed back one day. How do they make up all the time? Yes, he says I don't get any days off besides Christmas Day and New Year's Day on these days. On those days, we work that Saturday. So no day off, no holiday pick. Oh, well, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

That makes no sense.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, this guy must have a different situation. You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe it's city to city. We don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So I'm sorry, I answered nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe going back. Maybe going back to earlier in the show. The way they, they catch up is they take all the recycling stuff and throw it in the regular trash. Wait a minute. They do that anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay. Thank you very much. Coming up, Angela Johnson Reyes as well as Sex Taxi time. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at.

[Josh Arnold]

You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Jessica Alsman. Hey, Josh Arnold. Hi there. Ace Cosby. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick and. Hello, Tom. I think we have a special guest.

[Chick McGee]

We're going up to the satellite. And there we go. Oh, things just got a lot better looking in here. Hubba hubba.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, I didn't say hubba hubba. Angela Johnson Reyes has joined us. Now, you're going with the hyphenated last name. Is that confusing everybody?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

No, thank God. But that's why it took me 10 years to do. I was married for 10 years before I finally added, you know what? All right, you've proved you're sticking around, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If it's good enough for Social Security, it's good enough. It's good enough for me. Now, do people.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

For social media. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do people mispronounce it? Do they say Johnson Reese or.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Well, yeah, I do get Reese a lot, but it's mainly the Angela part that throws people for you.

[Chick McGee]

You spell it. You spell it, like, weirdly. What is it again?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Look, it's a N, J, E, L, A H. And so when people see it written out, they try to put, like, a little sauce on it. They try to make it real ethnic.

[Chick McGee]

You know, And I. I was going.

[Tom Griswold]

To say an Anha. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

And hala. I. I do get a lot of Angelica. People call me Angelica a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's nice. And you could. You could, I suppose, audition for a variety of different types and ethnicities, don't you think? I mean, isn't that fair to say? I'm not trying to be a dick, but, I mean, you know, you could be.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Yeah, I used to. In the beginning of my career, I used to get sent out for so many auditions of so many different ethnicities, and then Hollywood went through a phase where you can only audition for what you are, and that's it.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

And we're still kind of in that. And so, yeah, right now I think they just go for, we're open to all ethnicities, and then they just take everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All I could get would be like one of the ghosts in A Christmas Carol.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's really pretty much the entire range that I would have. Our guest is Angela Johnson Reyes, and she's on tour, a whole bunch of live shows coming up, including sweeps through a bunch of places where we're on the radio right now you can see your live in person. You pick up again in. In October with a whole bunch of spots. So you take. It looks like you're taking September off. Am I getting this right?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Yes. So the tour started in March. We were on a bus from March till May, and then I did a summer run on the west coast and then we took September off, and then we get back on the bus October 1st.

[Chick McGee]

And who else is on the bus? Bus?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Oh, it's a whole. It's the family reunion tour. I bring in my whole family on this tour. So I have my husband, my daughter, a nanny, my tour manager, my opener comedian, my videographer.

[Chick McGee]

You have a dog?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Every now and then. Oh, my dog. Yes, my dog.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of dog do you have?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

The cutest dog in the world.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. I will be the judge of that. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

She's going to get going to get her dog.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good. Oh, my God, you're right.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Maltese shih tzu, cocker spaniel, miniature schnauzer, Mexican and Puerto Rican.

[Chick McGee]

What's his name?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

His name is Bonzo. It's short for garbanzo bean.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is the cutest little guy. Now, I notice you've got a tag on him that presumably has your phone number on it.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Let me turn that around.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, that's. I did a. I did a thing for a local magazine and my dog, My phone number was on it. Oh, no, it was on the. What do they call it? It was the addition on the Internet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I got a phone call. I got a text from a guy going, hey, Tom, you idiot, your phone number has just been posted. What a cute little guy. Yeah.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Thank you. My firstborn child.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what a sweet little doggie. I'm sorry. We're getting off the top and we're talking with Angela J. Johnson Reyes, and she's on tour. And you've got a. I know one of your specials. Just you got a relatively new one. Right.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

So I came out with a special almost two years ago now. No, year and a half. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Because we talked to you when it came out.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Because it was two years, because my daughter's two and I was just giving birth at the time.

[Christy Lee]

So that'd be an interesting special.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's unique.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Yeah, it's called say I won't. It's on YouTube. And we filmed it at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, Tennessee. And, you know, it was an incredible experience. And I said, you know, I'm going to put this one back on the, on the platform that started my career for me all those years ago when that one video went viral. And I'm put this one on YouTube for free for the fans as my thank you. Thank you for riding with me for so long. And so I just put it out there and it was incredible to the point where I think my next one I'm also going to do on YouTube.

[Christy Lee]

Awesome.

[Chick McGee]

All right. And the video that you're referencing, this is the fast food thing.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

No, that's my one hour special. My most recent one, my. My number six. I'm working on my number seven. So that was my number six hour special. But the thing you're talking about, the fast food thing, that's my character Bonque, that I did on MAD TV years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

And that character went viral and she became a music artist. She got a record deal with Warner Music, ended up going on tour as a music. It was a whole thing. Let me tell you, I've lived multiple lives.

[Chick McGee]

Does she emerge on stage with your new show?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

No, no, she's since retired. She's definitely on an island somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Did you talk about being the mom of a human being other than. As opposed to the beautiful little doggy Bonzo?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Yes. I mean, I became a mom for the first time in my 40s. Like, it's a whole thing. Which is wild because like all my friends from high school, they had their kids in high school, you know what I mean? They were hoes, but they were my hoes. So it's a.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

But yeah, so I'm talking about now I have this kid. My husband and I always said we didn't want kids. And then look what he did. And here we are. And I talk about how it's changed our relationship in our marriage to where now he just annoys me for no reason. And there's things that my daughter can do. Oh, my God, it's so adorable. If my husband does it opposite day.

[Chick McGee]

Don't even try it.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

When my daughter eats, she makes the cutest little eating sounds because, you know, she's just learning how to do it. So she opens her mouth, she chews her mouth open. It's the cutest thing I've ever seen in her in my entire life. But if I even hear an ounce of saliva in my husband's mouth, my.

[Chick McGee]

Mind, yeah, I can see that.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

The amount of saliva he creates while he's chewing. I don't know how he hasn't drowned yet. I don't know what's happening. I don't know how he does it? And if he's eating cereal, it's the worst because it's like the. The sound of the saliva meets the slurping of the milk and the crunch of the Cher cereal. Then I'm. Anytime he eats cereal, I'm like, no, you gotta eat that outside. That's backyard food.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yet you bring them on the bus with you.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Yeah, I bring on the bus. We have strict eating rules on the bus. Don't eat by me. That's rule number one. Don't eat by me. I can't handle it. Can't handle Julie.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now we're speaking once again with Angela Johnson Reyes. She is a. An actress and comedian. She's going back on a major tour, and I kind of missed that. You're. You've reposted one of your specials. Where is it? Floating around? Is it on YouTube?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

My specials on YouTube? It's called say I Won't. It's on YouTube. And that's my most recent hour special, say I Won't. And I'm working on my new one right now. That's what I'm touring with, is my new hour.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, and any particular topics that you're talking about these days of interest?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Well, yeah, so this one is called the Family Reunion Tour. So I'm talking about now. Now being a mom and having my own family. And I talk about my actual family reunion, which we're Mexican, So there's like 500 people at this reunion. Don't play. We out here winning. Hey. And so I talk about family reunion, talking about being a new mom in my 40s, talking about the whole, I used to be cool, and then all of a sudden, I'm the generation that's not cool. Like, when did that happen? I'm not used to that. I'm not used to not being the cool kid. And so it's like trying to keep. Keep up with the cool kids. But at the same time, I don't want to keep up. I don't want to learn new words. I don't want to be in my 40s talking about Riz. You know what I mean? Like, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Like.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

You know, I don't. I don't want to be that. And then, you know, I'm pretty active on social media. I like to engage with people and leave comments. But then I get insecure because I don't want my slang to give away my age. You know what I mean? Like, I want to leave a comment. Comment that's like, oh, that recipe looks bomb. And then Again, secure. Like there's some Gen Z over here going like, oh, how cute. Look at this old lady. She said bomb. How cute. But I'm gonna say bomb forever. That's my word.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost impossible to keep up. You have. You have virtually no discernible accent for me. Did you have to work on that or what? When you were growing up in your house, household, was there a lot of Spanish, or did you make an effort to try to make sure that.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

No, we didn't speak Spanish in my house. Growing up, my grandma spoke Spanish. The only time I heard Spanish was my grandma on the phone talking to her sisters. That's the only time I heard Spanish in my house. Or listening to her, watching her. Her programs, her telenovelas, her Mexican game shows. That's the only time I heard Spanish. My parents didn't speak Spanish.

[Chick McGee]

Do you speak Spanish?

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

I'm learning Spanish. You want to know why? Because my daughter is learning Spanish. Our nanny only speaks Spanish to my daughter, so now I have to learn Spanish to make sure they're not talking about me behind my back.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Well, on that note, Angela Johnson Reyes, we'll say goodbye and we'll be watching you. Watching for you live on tour and also on YouTube. Yes, very much. And you look. You look 25, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Thank you so much.

[Chick McGee]

And your dog is gorgeous. Bonzo. Yes. Little Garbanzo Bean, very much. So long. Thanks again. We'll see you. Bye. She doesn't look 40.

[Ace Cosby]

She looks.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not at all.

[Christy Lee]

She's adorable. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, a couple quick things coming up. Of course, it'll be sexy time with Ally Breen. And I don't know how old Allie is either, now that you mention it.

[Christy Lee]

She'll never tell.

[Tom Griswold]

62.

[Chick McGee]

It's all about how you feel, right? Yeah. Now, this portion of the Bob and Tom show is a quiz time, actually, and it's brought to you by our friends from the Silac Insurance Company. You've been hearing about annuities from Silac for a while here on the show. So I thought we would see what you know and what you don't know by doing the McGee three. It's three questions from the Silac people. Frequently asked questions for Chick Magee. Dear Chick. Yeah, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. What is the Silac insurance company's address that. That web address?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Again? Easy. Just dial pound 250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again, pound 250 and then just say bonus 20.

[Chick McGee]

You're doing really well. So that's why I think we're going to go three for three here today. Last question. It says, Dear Mr. McGee, would it be too much to ask for you to read the SILAC disclaimer?

[Tom Griswold]

It would be, therefore, Christie, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable. What a pro Christie is. You and I struggle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we're a mess.

[Chick McGee]

To get through any given sentence, Christy just turns it on automatic. That's, that's very nice. Very nice. Real quick, Angela Johnson Reyes is on tour. She'll be in Cincinnati, Indy, Madison, Chicago, Grand Rapids, Green bay, Des Moines, St. Louis. She's really nice and very, very funny. And look for that one video out there floating around YouTube. It's really terrific. We're going to come back with the really terrific Ali Breen. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Hey there.

[Tom Griswold]

I was swallowing a little, little bracer. This is the time of the show. I like to have a couple shots of rum to get me over the last hump. Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Tom, we have a special guest.

[Chick McGee]

I think we're going to be joined by Ally Breen on the phone. I'm not sure where she is. Ally, can you hear us?

[Ali Breen]

I can. I'm home. I'm just going old school. My cat's knocked a shelf over with my computer on it and it won't turn on.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Cats are adorable.

[Ali Breen]

They still are, believe it or not.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now it's the. The show is called Sexy Time. And even though we can't see you, we know that you're a sexy lady.

[Ali Breen]

I'm wearing lingerie as we speak.

[Chick McGee]

This would be your opportunity to say you're doing the show on clothed today.

[Ali Breen]

Because I'm totally naked.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good. Very, very good. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is it? And if it's that I gotta start.

[Chick McGee]

Over stroking your kitty. Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's get to our first letter. Allie, what have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend loves shower sex, which is maybe my least favorite thing. I feel like I'm getting waterboarded and I'm not getting clean at all. And the sex part is more awkward than hot. Is it a deal breaker to say the guys know more? No more shower sex? If they're really into that.

[Ace Cosby]

I think what you're really asking is, will it be a deal breaker for him? All you can say is, I think you should just tell him you're not into it and see what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

I think what you would call a normal give and take relationship. You tell him that in a passionate, serious way. He should. Okay, well, we'll do something else.

[Christy Lee]

Or maybe just once a month or something. Compromise.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe it's the only way to get this dirt bag cleaned.

[Christy Lee]

You can, like, do a little, like, foreplay in the shower, then move out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we. Ally. We had a Reddit thing we were talking about, and which it was. Help me here, Christy. It was the most overrated sexual fantasies. Yeah. And. And shower sex was way up high.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Yeah, I bet.

[Ali Breen]

Number one. I bet I can guess number one. I bet it's the Mile High Club.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Have you done that, Allie?

[Ali Breen]

I did a version like a little handy under a blanket in a seat. I never went into a bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Do we count that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Ace Cosby]

It's got to be full coitus.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

But I.

[Ace Cosby]

But I applaud you. What? You did.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this, Tom? You said that that's how you get the dirt bag clean. Put them in the shower. This is a letter. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I had a friend who would use. Tell a woman to use a dude wipe before any activities, and if he picked her up, she was a bar fly. He would insist that she would come back to the house and get in the hot tub to boil the germs out. Oh, it would help sanitize her.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't want to get all sciency on you, but that's not going to be enough to kill a lot of the things that are going to be floating around intervaginally, if you will.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, that was way too technical, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, that's how he talks.

[Tom Griswold]

His hot tub's full of lice, though. I know that.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, up the chemicals. What if you just dump in extra chlorine?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. I think the shower thing is one of those. I kind of wonder if how prevalent it was prior to moving movies. That's one of those kind of cinematics. Truly a thing. It looks really. It looks really hot on the big screen.

[Josh Arnold]

Cold in real life.

[Tom Griswold]

It's cumbersome.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. It's not easily done. It's not great. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

And I mean especially when you got.

[Tom Griswold]

A bed right there.

[Chick McGee]

I've never fallen the shower, but I have my whole shower. Walked into the shower door and given myself a nice black eye many years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course you did.

[Christy Lee]

Cuz the door was closed and you walked into it.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. I walked into the side of the door. You know the.

[Ali Breen]

Oh yeah, yeah, the glass.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean people get hurt in the shower all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Of course you can slip and fall easily.

[Tom Griswold]

You can break your hip.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Although, do you have one of those little ledges, the beach legs?

[Ali Breen]

That would help probably.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I have? I have a teak.

[Christy Lee]

See, There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me, I'm. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

A beach.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a.

[Christy Lee]

It's a. A built in ledge in your shower that usually people use to shave their.

[Josh Arnold]

Legs or you can sit down someone.

[Chick McGee]

What did you call it? A be ledge. Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's very common.

[Chick McGee]

I. I withdraw my stupidity. I got to get my hearing check.

[Tom Griswold]

How else you going to get a blowy in the shower?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you got. Somebody's got to.

[Chick McGee]

Don't plug that thing in. It'll sure serve it. Let's get to our next letter. Ali Breen is our guest. A L L I B R E E N Ally can be. Ali can be reached on your favorite social media platform. She's a fine comedian and is also our arbiter of sexual performance in contemporary America. What you got?

[Tom Griswold]

Ali.

[Ali Breen]

That's quite the description. Dear Ally, my husband's grandmother is dying and she has a lot of money and so the whole family's trying to kiss her butt that she's alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Love it.

[Ali Breen]

We've invited her over a million times and I've gone to seeing her even more times and I feel like this is so obvious and a time drain and twisted what's going on? I don't really want to be part of it. And he says this will make a difference in the rest of our lives. And telling me to buck up. What should I do? The whole family is working this way right now.

[Ace Cosby]

Break up with anybody who tells you to buck up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is awful.

[Christy Lee]

There's going to be so much drama when she actually passes.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly. This is Only the beginning.

[Chick McGee]

The story sound. This sounds like a great premise for a rom com, though. And then. And then. And then. Let's see.

[Ali Breen]

I don't know how wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, the. The meet cute would be the lawyer who's reading the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's gonna meet. She meets somebody, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Or he meets somebody.

[Chick McGee]

The grandmother. Whatever she's dying of is cured. And then in the meantime. Yeah, she meets the lawyer and they fall in love and they're. They're like normal, decent people. And then this guy goes off to live his life as a pathetic loser that just wants to be handed money. What do you think? I think it's. We got the movie all written. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Produce it.

[Chick McGee]

Do it. Sounds good. Yeah. I'm not sure there's an answer to this anyone else has.

[Ali Breen]

I always imagine the presumption is it gets evenly distributed amongst the grandkids. It's a crazy situation to give them all different amounts and make them vie for her.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, honey.

[Ali Breen]

Money and love.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That's insane.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't even have to go to grand grandkids. Yeah, you can just go to the.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Next kids and that's it. You have to depend on your parents.

[Christy Lee]

To keep passing it down or something. There's nothing worse than the drama of money after someone passes.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Oh, fighting over vases.

[Chick McGee]

Like, I want that one. Fighting over what?

[Christy Lee]

Faces, Stuff in the house.

[Chick McGee]

That's what you.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a family gathering. This is a long time ago. They were arguing over the floor. Oral arrangements that were at the funeral. Near the casket. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, God, I want to take that one.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to take that one. No, I want that. It doesn't even go with your house. That goes perfect. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just want to get out because.

[Tom Griswold]

The pizza's getting with the decedent in the box.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, God, we're all vultures. That's horrible.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's move on.

[Tom Griswold]

But I got the flowers I wanted, by God. Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend sweats a lot, and we have sex. He gets really close, likes to cuddle before, during, and after, which is sweet, and I don't mind it morning and night, but when we have afternoon sex and I have to shower and get ready all over again in the middle of the day, it's pretty exhausting. What do I do?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Fat Hog.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm confused. He's the one sweating a lot?

[Josh Arnold]

Mm.

[Ali Breen]

He's the one sweating a lot. She said yes. I mean, maybe they both are, but her concern is that he's sweating a lot.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you're gonna be able to stop that.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, a towel might be. If it's the snuggling while he's sweaty. Just have him towel off.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe air conditioning or two.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Ceiling fans.

[Angela Johnson Reyes]

Don't cuddle after.

[Christy Lee]

Just don't touch. Have him stand up. Do you. From behind. And then there's no sweat.

[Ace Cosby]

Will you relax?

[Pat Godwin]

This is so gross.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a second.

[Tom Griswold]

We're all missing that fails. Just shoot him in the head.

[Chick McGee]

We're missing this. This is. This is being handed to us on a platter. What? Get together with the guy from the first letter and do shower sex. Problem solved.

[Ali Breen]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

You never know. He was sweating.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, just, you know, she just says she has to switch boyfriends with the guy from the first one.

[Josh Arnold]

Easily done.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, wait.

[Ali Breen]

Jess is kind of right, though. He could. She could literally be like, if we're gonna have afternoon sex, it has to be. Be like doggy. Like. We have to do it a way where you're not touching me and you split on yourself.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds. That sounds romantic.

[Christy Lee]

Compromise sex isn't always romantic, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Write it on the schedule there.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. It's a utility. Like electricity and cable. That's right, cable. How old am I?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's move on. Ali Breen is our guest. The show is Sexy time. You can reach Ali. A L L I B R E E N L is also. Are you still doing Only fans at all? IB yes.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I've been trying to do a little more of it and I'm trying to make it a little more like interactive. I put some stand up that I can't put on Instagram on there sketches. And. Yeah, so I'm changing up a little bit and still doing naked stuff. But to reassure.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat. You want me to get you the password?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I got.

[Chick McGee]

I bought it.

[Ali Breen]

It's. It's fun when you work. I just keep getting too busy to pay. I'm trying to be more creative than I guess most people think you need to be.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Ali Breen]

But yeah, no, still on there. So come along if you want to join me on Only Fans. Okay. I did not mean a pun, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a nodding girl.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get to our next letter, please.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my best friend is very conservative and she has a 15 year old daughter and the daughter is having sex because she came to me to talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right?

[Ali Breen]

Because she can't tell her mother. I want to help her and not make her feel ashamed, but how much trouble am I going to get into. If her mom finds out, am I obligated to tell her?

[Ace Cosby]

No, you're not obligated.

[Ali Breen]

Like a real trick one.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, if everybody keeps their mouth shut, that's the problem. It's a nation of rats, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know what? Not only that, but they can't wait to tell on somebody. They can't wait.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I mean, honestly, if this is between you and her and it stays that way, everything should be okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but her concern is that what.

[Ace Cosby]

The daughter's gonna tell.

[Chick McGee]

Daughter's gonna say, but your friend Heather told me that I'm supposed to probably.

[Ali Breen]

Will come out, I would think.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Ali Breen]

Because if she's 18 and she's like, well, I did have help from your friend like a few years back. It might not come out till later, but I would think it would.

[Ace Cosby]

Doesn't the friend always have.

[Ali Breen]

No one can keep a secret.

[Ace Cosby]

Doesn't the friend always have the out. Who are you gonna believe? This 18 year old girl who's mad at you or your best friend? I never said anything about it.

[Ali Breen]

Your daughter's a liar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's saving an unwanted pregnancy probably so she's doing the right thing.

[Chick McGee]

Thing?

[Christy Lee]

Because she can't talk to her mom about it.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, if they're talking about safe sex and stuff, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Someone's got it. She's got to be able to talk to someone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she has to be able to talk to someone.

[Tom Griswold]

Just have a. Just have a. A warm rag ready.

[Christy Lee]

A warm rag ready.

[Chick McGee]

Now, is it Pepsi or Coke when you turn them upside down?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coke and two aspirin.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay, Good.

[Tom Griswold]

No, baby.

[Chick McGee]

All right, thank you. Let's. Let's get to our potentially last letter. Let's see, what do we got? Allie.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my girlfriend is obsessed with horoscopes and is always telling me how we're so not compatible every time we get into a fight. She was apparently very compatible with her ex boyfriend and they broke up. So I bring that up all the time. And then we get into an even bigger fight.

[Tom Griswold]

Attaboy.

[Ali Breen]

I tell her she's being annoying and it's dumb and this is obviously such a huge part of her life, but it cuts to the core. If I can't get her to stop, what do I do about this relationship?

[Chick McGee]

Leave.

[Christy Lee]

She can't just use the horoscope when.

[Chick McGee]

Things aren't going right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

No, she's. She's an idiot.

[Ali Breen]

You had a big breakup.

[Chick McGee]

Anyone who. Anyone who believes That's a plus. I'm a Scorpio and my boyfriend's Sagittarius.

[Christy Lee]

And we get along great, even though we're not compatible.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's complete bunk. I was. My numerologist was telling me that horoscopes are free.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love the. The word bunk?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck with that. Yeah, that's not good.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that's a rough one. People do get obsessed with that. More women than men, I guess.

[Ace Cosby]

Gosh, I feel like it when somebody in a relationship tells the other person you're being annoying and dumb.

[Christy Lee]

It's fair.

[Chick McGee]

If they are, though, I don't see a way out of this.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that's a rough one.

[Chick McGee]

Irrational. We have time for one more letter. Allie, what do you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I'm recently divorced and I'm seeing someone new who's very hot and fun, but she has a kid who is a nightmare. The kid won't listen to me because I'm not his father. Fine. But he also won't listen to his mom because she's trying to be the cool parent and lets him get away with murder. I don't know how much more I can take of this. What would you guys do here? Step in and start disciplining the kid? Or just hang back and handle. Handle this.

[Ace Cosby]

Get the kid a motorcycle.

[Josh Arnold]

Get him an E bike.

[Chick McGee]

Introduce him to pot.

[Christy Lee]

Slow him down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this is like a universal. This letter could be from 10,000 people. It's a rough spot.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've been in. You know, in Harlem, where I live, in a Bank of America, this woman's kids were running wild, and a bank person asked the kids to calm down, and the mom flipped out on the bank person. I've never seen anyone get yelled at so loudly.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Ali Breen]

Incredible. So, yeah, you got to be careful disciplining someone else's kids.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Maybe try to become more friendly with the kids, see what he's interested in, and maybe you can get him to trust you and may calm down a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Or pay him off. 50 bucks every time he behaves himself when you're around. Oh, that works.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you're thinking there's 50 bucks, go to your. Just disappear, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

You're starting high.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Well, you know, you.

[Josh Arnold]

These kids are savvy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Here's. Here's 100 bucks. There's a guy two corners down, he's wearing a poncho. Just say, I'm a friend of Ted's and he'll sell you something, calm you down.

[Tom Griswold]

Or you can go. Here's 100 bucks. I bet you can't make it all the way across the freeway.

[Chick McGee]

These are all great. Alley. Got to run here. Are you working this weekend?

[Ali Breen]

I am in Detroit at the Comedy Castle tomorrow through Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

All right. That's a great club. Yeah. Well, thanks, Ally. We'll look forward to talking to you again soon. And by the way, it's a L, L, I B R, E E N or Ali B on only fans. I was gonna.

[Christy Lee]

What were you gonna say?

[Chick McGee]

Never mind. I. I don't know. What.

[Tom Griswold]

Backdoor biker.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it Jake coming after the B?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I. I was going to say a Disney World. Oh, I must be high.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the opposite.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is the opposite. Thanks, Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, guys.

[Chick McGee]

No, let's see. What is the tomorrow? Tomorrow night NFL starts.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Shiksha. We're coming right back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment?

[Josh Arnold]

Our email is Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and Tom.com a few minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. What? Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jessica Alsman, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Christy Lee]

Pick where we Go to eat.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking about lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I haven't done it a while.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been about a week, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Never, never, never.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't been out to lunch with Chick. Ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. There was one. We used to go out to lunch quite often off until. Do you remember?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, TD Alibis. What. What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

You got in your purse and, you.

[Christy Lee]

Know, I took out my Molly McButter.

[Tom Griswold]

Big Potato. And I have my Molly McButter right here.

[Christy Lee]

I don't do that anymore. I use butter.

[Josh Arnold]

She'll stop. She stops.

[Chick McGee]

Now, as fascinating as this discussion is.

[Tom Griswold]

We were having fun, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

No, you weren't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday, we were talking about tipping.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. And you mean like t. Tipping over?

[Chick McGee]

No, not tipping over, but.

[Christy Lee]

You ever tip over cows?

[Tom Griswold]

You ever go cow tipping?

[Chick McGee]

That's a legend. There's no such thing.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

Like Runyon running? Go on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's like. Yeah, we were talking about tipping. And I ever play stinky? I bought. I bought two packages of gum at a candy store over the weekend, and they turned the thing around. Around, and there was a tip option right away.

[Christy Lee]

Is that standard, though, on those. The way the things set up, no matter what it is?

[Chick McGee]

No. Maybe.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe for some points of sale, maybe. But it could also be removed, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's times I'm irritated that they don't have it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's a restaurant that I go to all the time that doesn't have that option. Then I'm digging around, looking for. Because they're working really hard, and I want to give them a tip. I don't have any cash, and you can't put it on the card.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Piata. It's called.

[Christy Lee]

I know what it's. I. I know. I'm familiar with that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a shame.

[Ace Cosby]

I'd happily tip those folks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's annoying. But.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Who we mad at?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm. I'm. I'm mad at the folks. When you go to a regular store.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Do you. Is it appropriate to be tipped? I mean, there are gray areas. For example, we got this letter here.

[Tom Griswold]

All right?

[Chick McGee]

They're Bob and Tom show. Airline lost my luggage.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Three days later, it was delivered to my house.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Do I tip the guy that delivers my luggage? Because it was their fault.

[Christy Lee]

He's working for the airline there. That's a different company.

[Chick McGee]

I don't tip the FedEx driver.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you tip. Don't you tip the florist when they bling. Flowers or no guy.

[Chick McGee]

This is a letter. I'm not. I'm not, I'm not. I don't know. Answer the question.

[Ace Cosby]

I think honestly the answer is if you really appreciated the service they went. Maybe they went above and beyond. They were kind. Exceedingly.

[Chick McGee]

Here's 10 bucks, by the way. Would you please tell the airline Bucks. Please tell the airline I've been wearing the same underwear for three weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it okay when they buy a pack of gum? You don't have to tip 20%. Certainly. Or is it just like a couple.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be okay with that. I'm not going to T. Tip 20.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's honestly okay to tip nothing in that situation. Those are not.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though the tip option is staring.

[Christy Lee]

How much were two packs of gum?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Six bucks.

[Christy Lee]

And what'd you tip?

[Chick McGee]

I just hit the. The percent thing on it, but I'm just saying 20% then. Some of the machines have that automatically. But there are certain places where you want to have it and they don't have it.

[Ace Cosby]

I always. I'm not saying this is the answer for everybody. I always, always keep ones with me in my. My billfold.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because you're dealing. Dealing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Dance clubs.

[Ace Cosby]

It doesn't matter. I always have the ones.

[Chick McGee]

And you. Do you try to get rid of the glittery ones first?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I'm. I'm jumping.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I do.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I. I'm just have to start carrying cash if I know I'm going to be going to this one restaurant where they've got a tip jar and I never have any cash anymore.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Because I like tipping sushi chefs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. See, they're working really hard. Yeah. That particular place, they make the food. They're right. They're right there. Hey, I'd love to give you a tip, but it's not on the machine.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, a tip jar or is a.

[Ace Cosby]

Tip jar mostly sushi chefs, Honestly. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I just said that.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Don't the restaurant. When you go to a sushi bar, doesn't the tip. They share them all over.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a whole. That's a whole country of everyone share.

[Josh Arnold]

They have different.

[Chick McGee]

So yeah, that's. That's some. They do some. They. Some sushi bars, they'll have a. They'll have a separate jar on top of the counter.

[Ace Cosby]

So one thing that I would like to get back to though. Is tipping after the service.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Ace Cosby]

It's. Look, I tip when I order doordash. I tip well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

But I'm doing it before they're doing their job that's gotten a little reversed.

[Christy Lee]

Do you do it in the back of your head thinking, if I tip well, they'll do a better job Job?

[Ace Cosby]

Not necessarily, but I do. I do over tip.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when you over tip, they give you a. Would you like to tip more after it's been delivered?

[Ace Cosby]

They sure do.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you kidding? Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

No, but that makes. Yeah, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a tough thing.

[Chick McGee]

It's a tough thing, you know. This is a letter for you, Josh. Oh, he's so excited.

[Christy Lee]

What was.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm not being a jackass. I was just being silly. I wasn't being so.

[Chick McGee]

No, it doesn't come with a coupon. Tom was complaining about the recycle bins. I was at an event and they had a recycle bin with three holes in the top. Glass, plastic, and trash inside. Everything went into one bag. He goes, josh, you'll know this. You haven't seen real recycling till you live in Korea. Did they. Do they have really strict recycling rules in Korea when you were there? You were there a while back.

[Ace Cosby]

It was a while back. I. Yes. I kind of don't know what that person's referring to, unfortunately.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know that there was a Penn and Teller bit on their show bs that show in which they. They told these people that they had to have what was like seven different garbage cans. And they. And people believed them. They were. They were saying, it's. Hey, it's a new thing in this town. You got to have. And they had to separate their garbage in a ridiculous manner. I'll have to dig that one up. It was very, very interesting. I'm sorry, we have time for perhaps nothing. Is that. Do we have time for one more quick story? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I don't know what time we're supposed to be out, so I'll do this one if you'd like.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Kraft Heinz has announced. Announced that it's splitting into two companies.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

One of the companies, currently called Global Taste Elevation Company will include brands such as Heinz Philadelphia Cream Cheese, as well as Kraft Mac and Cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to say it wasn't Kraft Heinz. Two separate.

[Ace Cosby]

Before.

[Josh Arnold]

Before.

[Christy Lee]

The other, currently called North American Grocery Company, will include brands like Maxwell House, Oscar Meyer, Kraft Singles, and Lunchables.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know what team I'm on. I like all these things.

[Christy Lee]

The official names of the two companies. Companies will be released later. The announcement comes a decade after the merger of the two brands. Chick, you are right. Created one of the biggest food manufacturers on the planet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, legendary.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

So he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm not going to be able to get. I'm not going to be able to get my Kraft Mac and Cheese with ketchup all over it.

[Christy Lee]

I love Mac and cheese and ketchup.

[Ace Cosby]

I was gonna say that's a, that's so good.

[Chick McGee]

That has its fans and Heinz ketchup. I. Oh, it's the best. Real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Any other ketchup is. Any other ketchup is less.

[Chick McGee]

And if anyone uses the term catsup, I will not speak to them.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Would you like just, just one more way? I like to isolate myself from the, the pros.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing good. You're doing good work.

[Christy Lee]

Good luck.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't hope yours does. I hope mine does.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope I said we don't have separate numbers. If one of us wins, we all win. Oh, there's going to be be a fistfight worse than the one we had today. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the biggest socialist in your Chick. Thank you so much for joining us here in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[Josh Arnold]

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