The BOB & TOM Show - September 4, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - September 4, 2025

Hosts: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Willie Griswold

Special Guests: Al Jackson (comedian), Joe Theismann (NFL great)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a dynamic mix of comedy, sports talk, cultural banter, audience letters, and lively discussion on everything from NFL season kickoff, lotto fever, and the quirks of modern living, to what it means to join the Mile High Club. Special guests include comedian Al Jackson, who gives Tom a crash course in street lingo, and legendary quarterback Joe Theismann, who offers his frank takes on the state of football amidst league changes. As always, the cast shines with fast-paced quips, personal stories, and friendly roasting among long-time colleagues.

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Main Topics & Key Segments

1. NFL Season Kickoff & Sports World Banter

• NFL Season Excitement: The crew expresses collective giddiness over the season’s start, with Chick McGee lauding it as “our long national off season is finally over.” (04:13)
• Special Guest - Joe Theismann: Joe offers insights on tech changes to the NFL (chain gang replacements, refs), reminisces about his career, and offers candid criticism of the state of college football and the NIL/transfer portal situation.
  • On the Portal & NIL Money:
    • “It’s a disaster. College football does not exist anymore. What it is...collegiates playing professional ball. That’s all it is.” (140:29)
  • On defining confidence:
    • “If you don’t believe in who you are, who’s going to believe in you?” (143:53)
  • (133:06–151:06; main Theismann interview)
• Red Zone Channel Rant: Chick is outraged about NFL Red Zone’s new addition of commercials and mourns the loss of host Andrew Siciliano in favor of Scott Hanson (“He sounds a little constipated...muting is my only recourse.” 66:18, 75:46)
• Scott Hanson as NFL Red Zone Host:
  • “You have to mute it. The only thing hand Scott Hansen ever did worth a damn...his brothers, they were talented.” (66:44)

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2. Comedy Bits & Running Gags

• The Amazing Crisco: Show opens with a parody of a magical mind-reader act, lampooning stage mentalists and bad TV promotions (01:00–03:11).
• Pumpkin Spice Calendar: Josh pitches a “Pumpkin Spice Hottest” calendar featuring models with pumpkins, then devolves into jokes about ‘mini pumpkins’ and “pumpkin spice naughty.” (21:19)
• Mile High Club Debate: The cast debates what qualifies as the “Mile High Club”—commercial plane vs. hot air balloon, altitude requirements, and whether orgasm is strictly necessary.
  • “It’s about being aloft!” —Tom (27:02)
  • “You gotta be in an airplane and it has to be commercial.” —Christy (28:47)

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3. News, Contemporary Life & Observations

• Powerball Fever: Jackpots hit $1.7 billion; everyone commiserates about their minimal winnings (“You could take a billion and a half dollar drawing and make four dollars sound like a victory” —Chick, 08:36)
• Recycling Real Talk: Listener letter spawns a heated discussion about the illusion vs. reality of recycling, and whether efforts actually matter when systems are broken (10:47–11:28)
• Modern Technology Frustrations:
  • WiFi Toasters & Password Fatigue:
    • “If your toaster needs a password, I’m out. Everything needs a password.” —Tom (103:44)
  • Crushed Ice & Convenience: Tom laments his home’s crushed ice, preferring to buy real ice at the gas station.
• Trailer Park Class Commentary: Christy Lee recounts her childhood in a trailer park, confirms the ‘double-wide class system’ and fields probing questions about heating, tie-downs, and romance. (37:25–39:44)
  • “People that had the double wide were looked up to...that’s like a real house.” —Christy (37:38)

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4. Lightning Round: Letters, Trivia & Quirky Observations

• Gas Station Videos and Mario Lopez: Josh is amused by pop culture updates at the pump, Tom roots for more Kit Hoover references.
• Burning Man Report: Discussion of orgy tents destroyed by desert winds and a woman giving birth unawares at the festival. (19:45–21:10)
• Name Debates: Listener seeks girl dog name suggestions (Jordy, Calista, Sienna, Gemma, etc.), which spirals into a tangent on Beatrix Potter, Trixie Mattel, and more.
• Cookware Technology & Food Tangents: Extended riffing on breakfast preferences, toasters, and culinary nostalgia.
• Mascot Mishaps: News of a Chuck E. Cheese mascot being arrested mid-performance, prompting a tangent on mascot suit design and mishaps. (44:10)
• Tip Jar Polls: Tom and listeners enjoy “voting” with tips on things like “beach vs. mountains” and classic bands.

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5. Special Guest—Al Jackson Teaches Tom "Trill"

• Street Lingo Lesson:
  • Word of the day: "trill" = something that is true and real, i.e., “legit.”
  • “Tom, can we hear you use it in a sentence, please?” —Al (133:14)
  • Tom’s try: “Coming up all fall on this program, Chick McGee will be doing his sports picks. And if you follow them and bet on them every week, you’re going to end up a big winner. Trill.” (133:16)
• Tom’s Fashion: Al and Willie riff on Tom’s new “thirst trap” cowboy photo. Tom claims it’s for sun safety:
  • “My dermatologist told me to wear hats that cover the tops of my ears...” (126:16)

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6. “Today in History” Live Quiz

• Interactive Trivia: A rotating pop quiz on history (Halley's Comet, camera inventors), pop culture (Beetle Bailey), and music (Fleetwood Mac, Pearl Jam).
• Everyone Roasts Everyone as They Try to Buzz in with Answers
  • “If you don’t say cheese, when you go say cheese, people go, cheese, cheese!” —Josh (107:25)
  • “You could go B. or you could go Trixie. Trixie!” —Chick, on Beatrix as a dog name (108:26)

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Notable Quotes & Time Stamps

• On Changing Times & Nostalgia:
  • “Some would say it was from a better time. Some would say it was from uncomfortable time.” —Chick (05:01)
  • “My mother used to say that chicken tasted different when she was a kid.” —Tom (05:17)
• On Recycling:
  • “You know, only you could take a billion and a half dollar drawing and make four dollars sound like a victory.” —Chick (08:36)
  • “That’s the problem. You think you’re doing something.” —Tom on recycling futility (11:02)
• On NFL Greed:
  • “Do you think they could send every fan of every team to a game all season long and still make billions of dollars?” —Chick (79:26)
• On Red Zone Host:
  • “He must breathe through his ears...” —Chick (75:39)
  • “That’s a really tough gig for him, though.” —Tom (80:12)
• On Toasting:
  • “If your toaster needs a password, I’m out.” —Tom (103:44)
• On Comedy & Life:
  • “If you don’t believe in who you are, who’s going to believe in you?” —Joe Theisman, sharing his self-belief (143:53)

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Memorable Moments

• Best Comedy Skit: The Amazing Crisco mind-reader parody (01:00–03:11)
• Listener Interactions: Letters spark segments on weird recycling, living in a trailer, and fancying up Chef Boyardee for farmer’s markets.
• Peak Roasting: Willie recalls Tom making a classic “hands up—very gay!” joke for prom photos, getting parental approval and groans in equal measure. (84:51)
• Heartfelt Homages: Chick and Christy express genuine awe at interviewing Joe Theismann, with Christy noting “I still get all gaga when I talk to Joe.” (153:13)

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Structure and Flow

1. Opening Parody (Amazing Crisco), Sports/NFL banter, News Quips
2. Topic Shifts: Old music vs new, food nostalgia, weird inventions
3. Spotlight on Red Zone, NFL, tip-jar games, mascot stories
4. Listener Letters: Trailers, burning man, dog names
5. Comedy/Cultural Debates: Mile High Club, calendar gags, breakfast riffs
6. Interviews: Al Jackson then Joe Theismann
7. End of Show: History Quiz, Jeopardy bits, closing banter on who they admire

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is a sterling example of The Bob & Tom Show’s blend of classic banter, satirical sketches, thoughtful sports commentary, and relatable slices of daily life—punctuated by beloved regular guests. The rapid-fire interplay between cast and guests keeps the pace lively, and even the silliest trivia or pet peeve gets elevated into a running gag or memorable bit.

If you want funny hot takes on the state of sports, a primer in the evolution of the Mile High Club, and a roadmap to pumpkin spice beefcake calendars, you’ll find this episode both “trill” and refreshingly real.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Joe Theisman]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Joe Theisman]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming soon from Bob and Tom television. For years he's been appearing in sold out shows around the world. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Amazing Crisco.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. All right, ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, my blindfold is secure. Now my lovely assistant Stefan will bring out the first object.

[Willie Griswold]

Here it is. Audience, please.

[Chick McGee]

Please, I need complete silence to concentrate. All right, Stefan, insert the object.

[Willie Griswold]

Here you go, Crisco.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my. All right. It feels like it's a bowling trophy. I believe it's from the year 1978. No, no, 79. Oh, and it's the runners up trophy Ladies league Wednesday night.

[Tom Griswold]

His act is like no other in show business. He's the Amazing Crisco. And you won't want to miss his famous audience participation seg.

[Chick McGee]

And now this is the part of the show we like to call Stump the Romp. Sir, what is your name please?

[Tom Griswold]

Dean. Dean Metcalf.

[Chick McGee]

Dean, do you have some sort of common object on or about your person? Yeah, yeah, I guess so. All right, Dean, I'm going to turn around and you know what to do.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd rather not.

[Chick McGee]

Come on now, Dean, you've got to play along. Right, audience? Gee, Frisco, I'm not so sure. Now Dean, come on, I've got my feet set.

[Tom Griswold]

Okie dokie, Crisco, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a toughie. Let's see. I do believe. I believe it's a. Yes, it's a credit card. American express card number 3782-457869-82018.

[Tom Griswold]

Your middle initial, is.

[Chick McGee]

It? You sure are amazing. All right. And here's your card back.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell you. Tell you what, Crisco, why don't you just keep that? He's the Amazing Crisco. Coming soon to Bob and Tom Television.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's time to get behind the.

[Josh Arnold]

Man with the.

[Chick McGee]

Toast of San Francisco. Bottoms up. He's the Amazing Crystal. Be there is how that ends. H. It's The Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee. Hi, Al Jackson coming up today. And one, the only number seven, Joe Theisman will be our guest. Talk about the NFL season starting tonight. I know you're all excited.

[Josh Arnold]

Always excited to hear from Joe, though.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Joe. Hi, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Crosby. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Looking forward to the NFL?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you gotta be, man. You just have to be. Yeah. Our long national off season is finally over.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, the singing. The singing white men.

[Chick McGee]

What is that, what is that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

They'Ve got going that you could just tell right away? It's of a certain era.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, that is who produced this and at the end said, yeah, we're not going to get one better than that. Just no feeling zero.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something about it that's really nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's a different time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a little.

[Tom Griswold]

But in any event, happy days are here again.

[Christy Lee]

It's like your Christmas Day, though. Is it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Some would say it was a. From a better time. Some would say it was from uncomfortable time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it depends.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I think some things were great. Some things way worse.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sure. But some things were great.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, my mother used to say that chicken tasted different when she was a kid.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard chicken tasted different and bananas tasted different.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know how you could prove it.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently, bananas used to taste like. You guys know the banana.

[Tom Griswold]

Turn off her microphone.

[Chick McGee]

When did I say that? Eight years ago. They used to taste like banana flips. Have you seen these? The Hostess Banana Flip.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, evidently bananas off the. Would taste like that. Oh, that's, that's the original taste of bananas.

[Tom Griswold]

But it still is a miracle that they can get a banana.

[Chick McGee]

Well, talk about your future business. Yeah, I mean, they gotta know they got it down.

[Tom Griswold]

They can get it on the boat, get it so that Right. By the time it hits the grocery store, it's just about to be ripe for short term.

[Chick McGee]

Just about.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. Yep. And now we have a lot to get to today. But with respect to the NFL, I was asking this question yesterday. Oh, God, there's a Friday night NFL game.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I thought the NFL had always stayed away from stepping on college. I mean, excuse me, on high school.

[Chick McGee]

Football for the last. In college actually from, well, the last couple seasons. There's been a foreign game on, on Friday night. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But apparently that's going to be.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Last one for quite a while because they evidently are usurping some sort of state and federal law that they announced yesterday, and they're not going to be able to do it anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out about that. But I thought it was just a courtesy, you know, that there wouldn't be an NFL if there weren't high school football.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because the NFL is. Is known for. Instead of making money, just showing people.

[Josh Arnold]

Curtis.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think they've got. They've got enough.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they've got.

[Chick McGee]

If not, you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

And I think that all the money.

[Chick McGee]

I think they disagree that they don't have enough, I would think, but they.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T have all the money because we have a story coming up from the NBA that is really funny.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's. It's weird and stupid, and we're going to do it because you want to, but no, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about cheating.

[Chick McGee]

It's not about cheating. It's something that goes on with every team, and I don't know why this is. Well, then you're going to have to. You've got. Indict all the teams.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, we'll find out.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy and I will have to weigh in on how we handle.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We'll certainly look forward to that.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about Steve Ballmer? You like him?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't know who it is.

[Chick McGee]

He's the owner of.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

Owner of the Clippers.

[Tom Griswold]

He had the famous quote. He sounded like he was living in a van by the river.

[Chick McGee]

Down by the river.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he was. He was pumping up his team.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. And he really. It. It was very, very funny. But he makes about a million dollars a second.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Well, yeah. A billion dollars a year from his Microsoft stock. A billion in dividends.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa. Just on a. Oh, that's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Just hanging out. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So he can spread that money around. And apparently he's been doing it, but in a way that's not particularly legal with respect to the NBA.

[Chick McGee]

I want to marry him, have sex with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of a billion dollars, nobody won Powerball last night.

[Tom Griswold]

I got. I got my tickets right here, and.

[Christy Lee]

I did get 22. Do you have that at least?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do.

[Christy Lee]

$4 back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

My top ones are 22.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. Do you. If you match other numbers with your Powerball, you get even more money.

[Chick McGee]

You know, only you could. Could take a billion and a half dollar drawing and make $4 sound like a victory.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a victory.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I got 22 right here.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, take that.

[Tom Griswold]

40 bucks on the tickets.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Still down 36. But that doesn't matter because my budget. My budget's a hundred dollars, and there's another drawing coming up. What, Saturday?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. So you still have a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the. What's the payoff on Saturday?

[Christy Lee]

1.7 at right now, but.

[Tom Griswold]

1.7 billion.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but depending. The third largest jackpot ever. But depending on how many people buy tickets, that could go up, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's gonna go. It's going up, baby. Okay, well, we'll. We'll have to get in on this one. This time when we do a group buy in, everyone else can chip in.

[Christy Lee]

I chipped in.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I did, too, but we all had varying degrees.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't chip in.

[Christy Lee]

I gave you 20 chipage.

[Chick McGee]

When did you get it? Hang on, hang on. Tom, did you get a receipt?

[Christy Lee]

I did not.

[Chick McGee]

Well, buy or beware.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Bought my own ticket. Just because I knew. Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have make me sound like letters. Letters to get to today here in the Bob and Tom program and a.

[Chick McGee]

Tribute to Tom in the Bob and Tom letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear reprobates and the lovely Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

That's us.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say thank you to Tom. I was listening to today's show where Tom went off on the Trash Nazis at the farmer's market.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, I got yelled at by some guy for trying to dispose of something.

[Chick McGee]

You sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

This dictator that doesn't go in there. In any event, you've given him a.

[Chick McGee]

Slightly Eastern European accent.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he goes. I was. Let's see. Oh, I was pulling out the recyclables from the rest of the trash. But tonight, I said, hey, thanks, Tom. Screw it. The lawless liberation was exhilarating as he just threw it in the trash.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, we set out both the cans, though, today. I don't give up on it.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S just. I do, but I. The percentage of that stuff that really gets recycled is extremely low.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's kind of not on us. I see a. I have a glass bottle. I see a glass recycling bin, and I put it in there, and it doesn't make its way. It's not my fault.

[Christy Lee]

It's not our fault.

[Josh Arnold]

I did my part.

[Chick McGee]

You tried.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the problem. Because you think you're doing something. Something.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's not.

[Josh Arnold]

But they're making me think I'm doing.

[Tom Griswold]

So they just want you to feel well.

[Chick McGee]

But if I think I'm doing something. I'm doing something that's not my.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not our fault.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. But what you're doing really isn't working.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we'd like to. And what makes you rose colored world.

[Chick McGee]

The arbiter telling us what we're not. What we're not succeeding.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, that's, that's top secret. We. We need to push on here. What else is coming up in the world of sporting news?

[Chick McGee]

We got the US Open men's and women's semi final going on. Yeah. Only eight more weeks. You're going to get wnba. Last night Steve Ballmer and Kawhi Leonard are in. In Dutch with the NBA. Is that still like their synonym for trouble?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't heard that in a long time and I always like that. And I wonder what the Dutch did to get that.

[Chick McGee]

They continue to tear down my beloved NFL Red Zone. First I have to put up with Scott Hansen instead of Siciliano. And now they're going to have commercials during Red Zone which is defeating the entire concept. And cornhole. You feel up for some cornhole and Christie?

[Christy Lee]

No, not today. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Well, it's fun, isn't it? World record in cornhole and hemorrhoids in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Not only are hemorrhoids in the news. I did. Did you see the second I found a interesting hemorrhoid thing that I was not aware of involving spirituality and religion.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

And hemorrhoids and the same story. You're welcome. I think you'll really enjoy it when we get to it. We want to get your letters. Bob and Tom. Bobandtom.com we'd love to hear from you.

[Chick McGee]

No one said anything. And he said you're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

He's so excited about not a word.

[Tom Griswold]

What was I going to mention? Oh, I know we have. We are in the process of setting up a version of our pigskin pick em competition that has not yet been established. But NFL fans hang in there. We are working on something. A special project today.

[Chick McGee]

NFL Kickoff caught us by surprise. We really didn't hear about any of it. So we're kind of late to start. Josh, help me here.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Because of direct mail and carnivals. I mean I can understand a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Of busyness behind right now. It's. It's quiz time. You like to start the show. Get your thinking cap on. It's from our friends at the Silac Insurance company. You've heard us talking about annuities. I didn't know what an annuity was until we started talking about these things. This is really interesting. And who are the new annuities experts? Of course, it's the Silac Insurance Company. So here's your quiz. It's something we call the McGee 3 now. Dear Chick Magee, I want to browse and read about all of the Silac annuity options. What is the Silac address, please?

[Chick McGee]

The Silac website is. I will tell you now. Silacins.com that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Question two. By the way, you got the first one right now. I love. This is really interesting. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. What is the story on that? What phone number can I call to get the information?

[Chick McGee]

Just dial pound250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. 250 and say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, last question. You're doing great. Two for two. Dear Mr. McGee, would it be too much to ask if you could read the Silac disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

It is too much to ask. Please, Christy, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or capsules. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com indisclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you were so close. I'm very good. Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Is playing again. Hey, I really like national football.

[Christy Lee]

You really like this?

[Chick McGee]

I don't find that surprising.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds like something would be played out the of funeral.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it just is so dated and weird.

[Josh Arnold]

That was FDR's big election song, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Happy Days are here Again. Yeah, that put him over the top.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that is such an odd, odd vocal. That's how they get that sound.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like they. Look, fellas, fellows, you're happy, but let's be gentlemen about it.

[Chick McGee]

Let's couch it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's got that Rudy Valley heavily affected Happy Days on here again.

[Chick McGee]

You can see all of them putting their hand to their ear and there's.

[Tom Griswold]

Some like, weird east coast accent.

[Chick McGee]

Not a straight man in the bunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this time. This time, just the straight guys sing.

[Chick McGee]

Total Happy Days are here Again.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite things is when bands have like the. The horn section off mic doing the background vocals.

[Josh Arnold]

Many of you could be convicted of butt foolery.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't make me laugh over here. I got a problem. Didn't they open at burning man. For once again, this is our show and we're going to come back with it. And we'll be here when we come back. And I hope you're here because when we're back here, we'll be here again in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where we remain. The Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the boba top show. There's Christy Lee. Hi, Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby. Hey, Pat Godwin on assignment. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe arriving later today, it'll be both Willie G. And Patty G. Wow, both.

[Chick McGee]

Are they related, the G's?

[Tom Griswold]

I think Patty G. May be Willie G's godfather.

[Josh Arnold]

How is he taking them? I like to think that it's a godfather. God. Son. Breakfast.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Enjoying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if it is, could I put in an order, please?

[Chick McGee]

I just like to add that whoever made that arrangement, that was a wise choice.

[Josh Arnold]

If something happens, I think Willie should have to move in with Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd go well.

[Chick McGee]

Have some guidance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd go well. I have. Never mind Willie. By the way, tonight, Louisville comedy club. Check out Willie G. Live it in person this evening. And then he's at the Summit city comedy club Saturday in Fort Wayne, Indiana. We'll talk to Willie and Patty G. Coming up. Now, we. It's traditionally at this time we go to the mailbag. You got anything over there?

[Chick McGee]

Well, actually, I do. It's a letter for the one, the only Tom Griswold. It goes like this, from Jake. Dear Bob and Tom show, I live in the Midwest. I've been listening to your show for years. For the first time I think ever, I was filling up my car and lo and behold, a tanker truck pulled up. Tom, I just want you to know if I don't make it out alive, please know I love you and I love your show. That is from Jacob. And I believe we have a. A lie. A live shot of what happened when he was trying to fill up his tank and a picture of him at the gas station.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. But he made it out. The size of that thing made it out alive.

[Chick McGee]

That is a rather complicated gas pump there seemed to be getting more and more complicated with bigger and bigger video screens. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You get your Mario Lopez talking at you sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, that's a thrill.

[Chick McGee]

There's what you need.

[Josh Arnold]

He's keeping me informed on certain pop culture nuggets. That one might do you think we.

[Chick McGee]

Are we better as a community with Mario Lopez on the.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Mario.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a likable costume.

[Tom Griswold]

And Kit Hoover. Kit Hoover.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that another.

[Chick McGee]

I think Kit Hoover's.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't access daily.

[Chick McGee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

They do access correctly named. You'd like her, Chrissy, because you're bigger than she is.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a cutie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

She's like miniature. She's a super good athlete.

[Christy Lee]

I had to work with Mario Lopez once.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd that go? Not well. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a. That's a real surprise.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now let's see. We have more letters over here. Let's see what's going on. Dear Bob and Tom show. You were talking about Burning Man.

[Christy Lee]

We had a couple stories from burning.

[Tom Griswold]

No need to wait in line to get out by a single roadway. You have to take a private jet and land in the desert for the event.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Danica Patrick on social media is an annual attendee and posts about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's all over Instagram from Burning Man.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

She had like all these different outfits.

[Chick McGee]

Another reason not to go. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, from Green Bay. Thank you, Ron. Yeah. The big story, we had a couple of them. One of them was the orgy tent was destroyed by the. What was it called? The boob. Boob Dube.

[Christy Lee]

A boob.

[Tom Griswold]

A boob. The boob tube. The haboob winds tore down the orgy tent.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the big story was a woman gave birth at the event and apparently she did not know she was pregnant. I was not aware of that.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't hear that part of the story.

[Tom Griswold]

And she was not apparently showing. Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

So I hope her.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's possible. Well, well, if you're really, really big.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I don't think that was the case.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I didn't know I was pregnant. That TV show always starts out the same way. Yeah. I was on the bathroom. I was toilet and I tried to get up and I was still attached to the toilet. The umbilical cord. The baby's in the. In the toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Water birth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that was that. That was the big story from Burning Man.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys remember yesterday? I created a. What's sure to be a best selling calendar.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Spice season. We're in the beginnings of it. And I said, why not a. The pumpkin spice latte, of course, is probably the most famous thing when it comes to pumpkin spice. And I have created a calendar called the Pumpkin Spice Hottest.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Where it can be good looking men, good looking women, whatever your choice is. Maybe you like both you greedy bastards.

[Tom Griswold]

But what's the pumpkin spice connection? Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Are they gonna be.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay, that's a fair question.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, in the photographs, are they holding pumpkin.

[Josh Arnold]

Some will be. Imagine a strapping muscly man among a pumpkin patch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

With a strategically placed pumpkin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. Well, that's where the letter comes in. Christy Shane from. Oh, I love the name of this town. Temecula.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. California.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. He says maybe you could have another version called Pumpkin Spice. Naughty. And that's where it gets a little more risque for those who need a little extras. Extra spice in there.

[Tom Griswold]

So the guy around his waist is holding. Is holding a pumpkin with one of those huge stems on it pointing towards the sky.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there you go. There you go. Or maybe he's.

[Tom Griswold]

What about a calendar for the heterosexual men? But in our audience.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, little pumpkins. Those little mini pumpkins.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's in front of a woman's.

[Tom Griswold]

But now this is just. How many months is this calendar?

[Josh Arnold]

October. Yeah, that's it.

[Christy Lee]

You'd have a latte a day.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Let me see my daily pumpkin spice. Nate.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this.

[Tom Griswold]

This actually might work.

[Chick McGee]

Does somebody come in and go, I'd like a lot of latte.

[Josh Arnold]

I know I would hope so.

[Chick McGee]

One of them. Yeah, but that gives him one of.

[Tom Griswold]

Them that gets an eye roll. What's your name?

[Chick McGee]

The closed mouth laugh. Always hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

You always give your real name when you go to a coffee place like.

[Chick McGee]

Like that? Yes. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I should start getting more.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Cuz I. I never like to bother anybody at work. It's just easier.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I'm. Yeah, my name's Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Aloicious. I did. How do you spell that?

[Chick McGee]

They asked me for my name one day and I said for some reason, I said, chuck. I don't know, maybe I was time traveling. I don't know. And the lady said, doug, Doug. And I went, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's Doug.

[Chick McGee]

But then you have to remember, I have to listen for Doug.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were talking about the Mile High Club. It was.

[Chick McGee]

And you passed judgment on it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was one of the. In that Reddit thing, that one of the most overrated sexual fantasies was joining the Mile High Club. But then we got into a discussion of what does that really constitute. Does it have to be on an airplane? I say no.

[Josh Arnold]

We all seem to have our own definition.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It just means being alone.

[Chick McGee]

I say people in Denver are in the Mile High.

[Christy Lee]

No, you got to be on a plane.

[Tom Griswold]

There's got to be. It's got to be kind of in a public performance.

[Chick McGee]

You made the point. They have. They must be aloft.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. So on a gondola at a ski resort. That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot air balloon, perfectly acceptable.

[Chick McGee]

But the argument can be made that ski lift. They're not aloft. They're tethered.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think the argument has to be made. If something goes wrong, they'd plummet to their deaths.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

That's your definition. Huh?

[Chick McGee]

They'd have to fall just right to break a neck or something to actually die. That's. The snow's soft. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it's.

[Josh Arnold]

That something goes wrong at the top of a building in Denver. La Chick's Point.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

And you could plummet to your death.

[Chick McGee]

I'm giving a tour up there on the balcony. What's going on? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Railing brakes. Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I hope you get to finish first, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You think you'd finish mid fall coming.

[Tom Griswold]

And going at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing wrong with that. Hack old joke you tell people. That's an okay joke. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I did it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of the classics.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Aurora, Missouri. Do you know where that is, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

We're all experts on the Satan we're from.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Isn't that interesting that we all.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm going to find out.

[Tom Griswold]

No matter where you're from, there's always a place you've never heard of.

[Chick McGee]

Mine are mostly up in Northeast Ohio. I've never heard of that. Any of those places.

[Tom Griswold]

But the only people that know every place are beautiful. The weather people are amazing.

[Chick McGee]

It's very impressive, too, that they know, you know, all the states. It's very impressive.

[Tom Griswold]

And all they have. They have that weird trick of. The weird trick of standing in front of them of the map, not looking at it, but pointing to the right.

[Chick McGee]

Place and the counties. They know the counties that they're not far from.

[Josh Arnold]

Springfield, Missouri.

[Tom Griswold]

Aurora. Yeah, this is Adam from Aurora. He's the crew chief of a hot air balloon.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, does that mean the hot air balloon lands and they change the basket real quick and send it back up a pit stop for the balloon?

[Tom Griswold]

Like all of your listeners, I hate to answer me.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Like all of your listeners, I hate to agree with Tom, but the Mile High Club does include hot air balloons. I know another pilot who had that happen in his basket.

[Chick McGee]

I think Though the hot air balloon almost lends itself to having sex in it. I mean, there's plenty of room. There's. The lady can rest her hands on the railing.

[Christy Lee]

There's that sound of the.

[Chick McGee]

There's the whooshing sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but when the whooshing sound isn't. Isn't it just a wonderful quiet?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know the dirty little secret hot air balloons. And I maintain there's a dirty little secret to everything. And the hot air balloon one is when they go the whoosh, there's propane sprays everywhere, including on the passengers.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it does.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Where'd you get that dumb idea?

[Chick McGee]

I was in the hot air balloon and I got propane sprayed all over me.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't catch on fire?

[Chick McGee]

No. There wasn't an igniter on my clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a giant flame right above.

[Chick McGee]

Your face right there?

[Josh Arnold]

But can you feel the heat when they do that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you can feel the heat, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes. A few fun facts. The air temperature in the top of the balloon reaches 250 degrees.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody cares.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can fly up to 12,500ft. Whoa. So hello to Adam in his truck right now.

[Christy Lee]

Gets a little tough up there, but.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to eventually go up in one. So maybe I'll make my way to Aurora, Missouri.

[Christy Lee]

Say hello, get you up in a high.

[Tom Griswold]

I can get that done for you.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to do it in Aurora.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I always wanted to go in the hotter balloon up by my old house. I wanted to do that one, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. The one that's tethered.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The one that's covered.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So the hot air balloon that's tethered, does that count for the hot mile?

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way that one goes a mile.

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

It's counts the mile. The mile aspect of it is not important. It's the aloftness.

[Chick McGee]

The mile aspect. So then the very. The very name is not important.

[Josh Arnold]

It has to at least be a mile.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question for you. What do our Canadian friends call it?

[Josh Arnold]

They're in the kilometer club.

[Tom Griswold]

I rest my case. It's about being.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think we'll ever switch over to metric?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Canadians say mile because all here's the dirty little secret about Canadians.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

They all want to be American.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? You're not the only one that feels that.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. He speaks.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that we've gotten your definition of the mile high club. What are your rules?

[Tom Griswold]

For it. It.

[Christy Lee]

I've never been in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But what do you think are the parameters?

[Christy Lee]

I think the parameters are you have to be in an airplane and ask me a commercial airline.

[Chick McGee]

Commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Not even a pj.

[Josh Arnold]

So you and I have the strictest rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well.

[Christy Lee]

And with another person.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's. It's nice, too. I like the confidence that you have, even though you're wrong.

[Chick McGee]

I say orgasm needs to be achieved.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too.

[Chick McGee]

However that's accomplished both.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it have.

[Chick McGee]

Not necessarily.

[Tom Griswold]

And it must be. What is it? What's it called? Flagrant delecto.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoever achieves is now in the club.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So if you don't, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

Well. And if you're getting a handy or a blowy, the facilitator is not in the club.

[Christy Lee]

No, that doesn't count. I just. It has to.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. It does count. Under a blanket.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys are really muddying the waters under a blanket.

[Josh Arnold]

In for Christina. It's very simple.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you have sex in the bathroom. Done.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, it's got to be in one of the seats. See? No, I'm just kidding. Of course that's not one of the rules.

[Chick McGee]

Coitus in the seats.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be quite an airline.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a matter. It's a matter of being. It really should be. Rename it. That's all there is to it. Please weigh in by getting a hold of us, Bob and [e-mail] Coming up, we have some sporting news. Some more letters from you. A. A religious connection to hemorrhoids.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say sporting news? That's right. It's the NFL season. Tonight, the Phil Fidelphia Eagles host Cowboys tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Who do you root for?

[Chick McGee]

Injuries.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's funny. That's very.

[Chick McGee]

That's a very good joke. Of course not.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't mean it. But that's a fine point.

[Chick McGee]

I don't mean it. That is a fine point.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a fine joke.

[Chick McGee]

But they will be just as lasting. They're injured. First game.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very nice.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We look forward to more of your letters. Bob and tomobandtom.com Coming up, some exciting things in the news, a Powerball update for you. And you know what vampire energy is, we're gonna tell you. And it's probably affecting you right now. And of course, a gigantic record in the world of cornhole. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Festival.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, Pat Godwin on assignment. We'll talk with Al Jackson later this morning. And also check in with the one, the only, Joe Theisman. He'll take a look at us, take a look at us taking a look at the NFL season. We'll talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, you are a big fan of the Washington Football Club.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And the NFL season starts tonight, albeit the Cowboys and the Eagles. We have to suffer through that.

[Tom Griswold]

But still, that's got to be tough for you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Pu. Although, although the game tonight could, could. I don't know how, but somehow I think probably the Cowboys are going to be in it. Somehow, I don't know. But it could turn into Eagles 42, 10 real easy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So are you going to pick it?

[Chick McGee]

I picked them all, man. The Chick McGee on Instagram. All the games are picked, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Does Jerry Jones travel with a team?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure he does. Yeah, because he's the only owner in the NFL, who has a post game news conference?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

After. After each and every game.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he. Does he sit there and tell the pilot how to drive?

[Chick McGee]

Well, see, I haven't actually flown a plane, but I've dug some whales. I can tell you that. I've been under the earth. And you don't want to end up.

[Josh Arnold]

See an interesting man.

[Chick McGee]

I guess he would have.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a two hour documentary about him. Is it worth a look?

[Chick McGee]

It is the biggest hand job you've ever watched.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's okay. So you don't necessarily.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he had total control and editorial.

[Christy Lee]

How do you make his money?

[Chick McGee]

Oil.

[Christy Lee]

Oil, Oil.

[Chick McGee]

Speculate old oil. Wild cat. You know, he. He calls Billy Bob Thornton. There's some sort of. Now Billy Bob Thornton's a fixer online.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

He's not actually out there. Wildcat. But Jerry refers to the bunghole. Oh, that is a term in oil speculation.

[Tom Griswold]

The bunghole.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes bungholes dry. Oh. Sometimes it's filled with oil.

[Tom Griswold]

There's that one movie where there's a dry bung hole and the guy spits in his hand.

[Chick McGee]

What's that called?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Jerry.

[Josh Arnold]

Brokeback Mountain. A lovely Jerry about two men. Just trying to figure it out.

[Chick McGee]

Your thoughts on possibly Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

You can get hit by a car. Seriously? Seriously. Seriously.

[Chick McGee]

Seriously.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to reduce the number of syllables in words. Seriously.

[Chick McGee]

Seriously.

[Tom Griswold]

I just said Halloween shortage. Halloween.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember if Ross Perot is still with us.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'd like to hear a conversation between those two men.

[Tom Griswold]

He already ruined our country one time.

[Christy Lee]

But you're right, they sound very similar.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was just trying to.

[Chick McGee]

Not my campaign.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple could be. Well, if we're talking bungholes, I think we have to play this.

[Josh Arnold]

1, 2, 3.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got tattoos around her Davidson in the den she's got an open door.

[Chick McGee]

For the marine she's looking for a few good man.

[Tom Griswold]

She walks out to her mailbox in her see through pink tube top if it wasn't for her biker friends somebody would have called the cops and she's.

[Chick McGee]

A Taylor park woman She's a Bohol.

[Tom Griswold]

Princess she's the queen of manufactured housing She's a train of the park woman She's a mo. A princess and me I'm the trailer parking she spends her nights in a strip joint doing some exotic tents in an out of date pair of platform shoes and worn out spandex pants Her Kids still live with her mother and her brother who's unemployed. She always calls me Elvis but she knows my real name's Floyd. She's a trailer park woman She's a Omaha princess she's the queen of manufactured housing She's a trailer park woman She's a Mohawk princess and me, I'm the trailer parking she's got a bad reputation she's the top of the neighborhood Maybe her place ain't Graceland but the furniture's just as good I always. And look through her window when she's getting dressed inside she don't mind, she looks up to me. Cause I am a double wide Got a concrete rock foundation she admires it so she always comes a napkin whenever there's a tornado and she's a trainer park woman She's a mobile home princess and me of the trailer.

[Chick McGee]

Parking.

[Tom Griswold]

Bigger than about.

[Christy Lee]

As someone who lived in a trailer park. People that had the double wide were looked up to. I gotta tell.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was like a class system.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, heck, yeah. Oh, double wide. Oh, my God. That's like a real house.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you have a deck that you could kind of go out on?

[Christy Lee]

We had a little pat. No, no. Just a little patio off the front.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Like a little landing? More or less.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was kind of fun. Like a neighborhood. You had a pool, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I had plenty of friends who lived in trailers, and we. It was never a thing. It wasn't like we had a beautiful pool.

[Christy Lee]

We had a clubhouse. It was gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, I don't want to get too personal here, so you don't have. Feel free not to answer this question. When you became an adult.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You no longer lived in a trailer.

[Christy Lee]

No, I left when I was 18.

[Chick McGee]

You did not aspire to get a.

[Tom Griswold]

Nicer trailer, did you? Did you ever, in your experience as a lady about town, find yourself in a.

[Chick McGee]

Somehow you've made that sound dirtier. I know. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. As a young single gal, did I.

[Christy Lee]

Ever date anybody that had a trailer?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever find yourself. I don't want to be too direct. Having coitus in a trailer.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that's a yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a yes, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have propane? Did you have propane? Heat? You have a tank outside for your trailer?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, we didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

How did you heat it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Electricity? I think it was electric. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was electric. It was tied down. That was a big deal.

[Chick McGee]

I almost rented a trailer in West Virginia when I First moved down there. And it had propane tank.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was tied down.

[Christy Lee]

That means there are straps around the trailer to keep in case there's a tornado. It doesn't blow away.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you gotta have the tie.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta have the tie down.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta have time.

[Christy Lee]

And it had to be skirted, too. We had a high class trailer park skirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you skirt it with like lattice or did it need to be.

[Christy Lee]

We had it matched the siding of ours.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, it looks like home. It looks like a duvet. It looks like a sheet on your bed skirt.

[Christy Lee]

Like a bed skirt.

[Tom Griswold]

So back to. Back to my larger point here. So you're a single lady about town. You meet some guy and you go back to the trailer.

[Christy Lee]

There's a shock. He was a musician. Are you happy now?

[Chick McGee]

Was he a bass player?

[Tom Griswold]

Make me laugh too hard.

[Chick McGee]

I got it. Was he a baseball?

[Christy Lee]

No, he was a lead singer this time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know how you knew he's a lead singer? He had the Sweat bands on.

[Tom Griswold]

Please tell me it was the one who became the. The multi millionaire.

[Christy Lee]

No, it wasn't him.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That guy.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't Mumford.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

So he became a tech multi millionaire.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. Was it nostalgic going back into a trailer?

[Christy Lee]

I was. It was. You know, I was only three or four years out, so it wasn't a.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I thought you were gonna say three or four years ago and I would have high fived you.

[Christy Lee]

No. God, no.

[Chick McGee]

Before you met Andy, your husband. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

How many men have we gone through since?

[Christy Lee]

Are we really gonna talk about this?

[Tom Griswold]

Is not a fair question.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, it's at least a baker's dozen. And by that I mean there have been at least a dozen bakers, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, just one that I know of. That is a. That's an inside joke. I apologize. That was just. Really. I blame you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

When you're first getting to know someone and you ask about former yes, isn't the answer standard 5. Didn't we arrive on that one Morning.

[Christy Lee]

Has never asked me that. And we never.

[Josh Arnold]

Because he knows he's. He's with you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The past doesn't matter.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the reason I don't ask her that question. Because she'd answer it and I don't have. Yes. I don't have that kind of time. I'm so sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I just wanted to play the song that had the word bunghole in it and it got beeped.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

So we were talking about Jerry Jones. He likes to Use the word bung.

[Chick McGee]

Bung hole. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that isn't a bung hole. Part of a barrel.

[Chick McGee]

A part of. Yeah, the bungholes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that where they put the spout in a barrel?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say to speed things along, I'm going to say yes, a.

[Tom Griswold]

Cask, if you will. We'll get your pick.

[Chick McGee]

Latest valuation for the Cowboys, according to CNBC, $12.5 billion. They are the most expensive NFL team right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

If not sports franchise in the world, 12.5 billion.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And are you picking them to win tonight with the.

[Chick McGee]

I am. I am not.

[Tom Griswold]

And what is the.

[Chick McGee]

Not taking the points.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the point?

[Chick McGee]

I got in early. I got a minus seven. The Eagles need to win by seven.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have some more NFL news coming up. Also on the way, we got Willie G. Coming in. Patty G. Apparently coming in. We've got cornhole news world record in the world of cornhole powerball update and NFL red zone news that has Chick angry. From the O'Reilly Auto Part studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Jake McGee.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I am Chick. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Coming up, Joe Theisman will be our guest.

[Christy Lee]

We love him.

[Tom Griswold]

NFL great. Also, Willie G. Stopping by this morning. He's on his way to the Louisville Comedy Club this evening for a special show, fun. And he'll be in Fort Wayne, Indiana at the Summit City Comedy Club coming up on Saturday evening. Now we're going to check in with the sporting scene. We were talking about the Dallas Cowboys and now what was the Jerry Jones comment with respect to the bung hole?

[Chick McGee]

Now that's some sort of term they use in Wildcat. You're looking for oil, you need that bung hole. He was talking about actually the Cowboys and some of the signings they'd made and sometimes they come up dry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now I remember the reference. Yeah. By the way, we have a new mix. I won't play the whole thing, but just, just in case you missed it, here's just a little bit. Little taste of the original Pinkerton Bowden live version of this tune in our show.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got tattoos around her bum hole. Yeah, there we go. There's. There we go. That's it.

[Chick McGee]

What is with him in that guitar sound?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

He really likes that sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but who. Who can argue with him?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. It's very nice. What. What's going on in the world.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, this. This letter. Dear Bob and Tom show. You guys remember the Chuck E. Cheese mascot?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Journal Jones. He was arrested at a restaurant in Tallahassee July 23 for credit card theft and fraud. You remember he was in the mascot uniform. He was in the Chuck E. Cheese uniform.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a video of it, right?

[Chick McGee]

There's a. Well, there's not just any video of it. They've released the body cam video of. And here it is now. There he is. There he's doing the purple.

[Christy Lee]

The kids.

[Chick McGee]

Had to be everything you thought it would be. They're walking him out. He's got the mouse head on. They didn't give him a chance to take the head off. It just unbelievable. The old. And they take him out. Watch your. Then they took his head off to get him into the cruiser.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And he was in possession of a stolen credit card.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but we were. We were all thinking of the children.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Of course. You feel like they could have taken him out. They could have done something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There have been a weighted. Discreetly go. Were they afraid he was gonna run?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. But you think they could coordinate with the manager in some way and go, hey, the next time he goes into the break room, we're gonna be in there and.

[Christy Lee]

Or make it funny.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. He stole a piece of pizza.

[Christy Lee]

Kids, we gotta go talk to him about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though I think that's still a little rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, sure. But at least at some point, something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see over the weekend, the Oregon duck fell over and he lost his head as he fell over and he ran back into the tunnel. Yeah. It's nice. No, you don't see it.

[Christy Lee]

Did they fire him?

[Chick McGee]

But he did the right thing. No, they did the right thing. You immediately ran for cover. If you lose your head, you're not supposed to be seen. If you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did you know that mascot gear to be Purdue Pete you have.

[Chick McGee]

There he goes.

[Tom Griswold]

Unusually large head. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We just watched the video of the person running and.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I Mean, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

He really has to hustle back.

[Tom Griswold]

He does the right thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

What, does somebody trip him?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's, like, attached to, like, a big spring at one point.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was part of the bid. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The giant feet, I think, are a problem. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Running those.

[Chick McGee]

You think they would. When they design the suit, you. They can design anything they want. And I mean, they. Feet more conducive to running.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when I was Foghorn Leghorn, I'm surprised this doesn't have. I had a chin strap so that the helmet really couldn't.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

That was affixed to the head. I'm surprised all mascots don't have that.

[Tom Griswold]

And now, when. And when you were Foghorn Leghorn to learn the dance moves, do they put you in front of a mirror so you can see what you're doing?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. When you learn dance moves, you can just. You just dance.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have big feet? You had big feet, right, for the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I. But they. Yeah. And I couldn't wear shoes in them. Yeah. So they were just like giant slippers, essentially.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Were they hard to walk in?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You. You learned to really step high. Yep. And then the funny thing was, after, like, a day of working, you kind of still step.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Because you're used to the giant cock feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. Because, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

No, don't. He's baiting.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't like horn was a rooster. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Rooster.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, Very good. But you're. So. What you're saying is it's that thing where you go down a pair of poorly built stairs where you get. You get that kind of rhythm of the steps, and then you get down to the last one and it's too short. Yeah. Do you have any photographs of you as Foghorn?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, yes. Somewhere. And I know there's. I think there's still video of a show.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my C material.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'll have to see.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, yesterday we did photo day here at the radio station.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

And have they posted any of them yet? I know that we. We have.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think they're.

[Christy Lee]

I think they were for internal use.

[Tom Griswold]

Have them posted. All right. Well, you all look very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Another surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, did you know South Carolina? You know what their mascot is? South Carolina are the Gamecocks. The Gamecocks, that's right. And they have a mascot who's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Gamecock, and that's a type of a Aviary.

[Chick McGee]

I'm guessing I don't. Aviary.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably one for hunting if it's game.

[Chick McGee]

But on his jersey it says cocky.

[Josh Arnold]

Cocky the gamecock.

[Chick McGee]

Cocky the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

That is his. That is his name. And nobody says anything about it. It's kind of like reminded me of Octopussy. They just let it go.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, one can be cocky.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, it's still borderline naughty, is it not? What about the children?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not at all. Okay, now let's move on. Here we have sporting news to get to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, we got one more letter. Dear Bob and Tom Show. As you talked about yesterday. Yes, I too, Tom. On my drive home, I passed the giant glass building where if you look over, you can see yourself driving your car on the highway.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

And I've added that if you can also see yourself waving at yourself, it's going to be a great day. If you're doing in the morning, obviously.

[Josh Arnold]

You know when it's a bad day is when you wave at your reflection and it doesn't wave.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing there.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

That means. That means you see dead people.

[Chick McGee]

And he said, thanks to you, Tom. Today for the first time, I indeed looked over and saw myself. When I saw my car, I quickly thought, oh, that's a cool car. Oh, wait a minute, that's my car. I looked back forward just in time to see slowing traffic ahead of me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Please be careful out there.

[Chick McGee]

It was a close one.

[Tom Griswold]

We were discussing, was it about. Not numerology, but. Oh, people that are believers in horoscopes and that sort of thing. And you asked me if I did it, any of that, and I. I don't. Except I do. When I drive by that mirrored building, I look to see myself and it's going to be a good day. If you see a reflection ever look at that building.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I don't want to start doing it.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think I want to hit somebody?

[Chick McGee]

A building like that has to file like a variance because it's. It's somewhat of a distraction.

[Christy Lee]

How many birds hit that thing?

[Josh Arnold]

And probably a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You know, I would think you know.

[Tom Griswold]

The building I'm talking about.

[Christy Lee]

I know exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

A giant mirror.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I can't look into it. Anytime I look in a mirror, I just want to make out with myself. So I've really. I had to remove all the mirrors.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I'd like to speak on behalf of most of the people in this room. I don't blame you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Often making out with a mirror.

[Chick McGee]

You're amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Top Show, One more. This is for Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

We all know your take on Chef Boyardee.

[Josh Arnold]

I enjoy the ravioli very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Chick McGee]

If it wasn't an excellent product, it would not sell so well. Well, I believe you made that point. Josh, I'm waiting for. For you finally to realize all you have to do is fill Mason jars with Chef Boyardee product and then triple the price of the local farmer's market. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Done and done.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine a refrigeration issue?

[Chick McGee]

That's from Josie.

[Josh Arnold]

There really isn't. I mean, the cans. Well, yeah, maybe if you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think once you open them, I don't think you can let them.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'll just call it, you know, botulism flavored ravioli or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

You can taste it.

[Chick McGee]

So if you eat botulism, does it tighten up your skin?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it kills you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you get very.

[Josh Arnold]

Even smelling it, I think can kill you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, did you have a letter over there? I thought you.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. I do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This begins all caps. Tom is so right on this one. Now this. We were talking about tipping.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

And I mentioned that I do like to tip. I don't really carry cash anymore, but I've started to just like Josh, I mentioned that I particularly enjoy tipping when you have a contest for tips where you have two tip jars.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and you'll. You. It's kind of like voting. This is from Kristen in Appleton, Wisconsin. I go to two coffee spots, one being a chain. They both have two tip jars asking you to pick your favorite. For example, one said favorite vacation, the beach or the mountains.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget. The most recent one I went to, it was particular rock and roll bands. Could be Beatles versus Stones.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, then I noticed the Dave Clark five and Moby Grace.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was the Dave Clark five versus the Beatles.

[Christy Lee]

They really had that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

I put if you'd heard of the bands. That's fun.

[Christy Lee]

How many people that went in there didn't know who Dave Clark 5 was?

[Chick McGee]

Many.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because they're just not musically literate. The Dave Clark five had some very nice songs.

[Christy Lee]

I feel sorry for the person that picked that band. They didn't get any tips that day.

[Chick McGee]

I bet I can go into that coffee shop and pick out the guy who put insisted the Dave Clark five was made part of that. He's the oldest guy in the building, sweeping up in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

But he was having fun. But doesn't that make you want to tip a little more because you want to be part of the. You want to be a voter?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to be one of the guys voting?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you put? What would your.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, between two things.

[Tom Griswold]

If you could do two jars, what would you put? Maybe two Stephen King movies versus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

Vampires versus werewolves.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, that's a tough one. The best Stephen King movie.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, because you've got the great dramas that are based, you know, Shawshank and Green Mile, Misery. I mean those, some of those have supernatural elements. But the. Yeah, something. Halloween would be really fun every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it get you to vote though, if you walked in. And I'll. Wait a minute. I gotta. I gotta put in my three bucks here because I want to vote for Shawshank.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

I feel Josh is just going to say, you know, why don't I just walk into the place and hand him my wallet.

[Tom Griswold]

Wallet.

[Chick McGee]

And you just take whatever you want and then I'll just hand me my wallet back.

[Josh Arnold]

I really do enjoy tipping good service. I really do.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's fun. It's fun. I just. I prefer being able to do it on the card now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, sure. Did the letter writer say that they have a. Oh, she just said that there are two places she goes that have that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's some great coffee places in Appleton.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she gave me some monitor names for girl dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because one of my children asked me the other day, what's a good name for a girl dog? And I made several suggestions. Then she goes, so we're gonna get one. And I explained we already have two boy dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

She goes, yeah, yeah, we need a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Names Jordi, Calista, Sienna, Kit, Gemma, Tulip or Sutton. Those are all good names.

[Josh Arnold]

Jordy is so cute.

[Chick McGee]

No good.

[Christy Lee]

Jordy.

[Chick McGee]

Sylvia. Sylvia or Evelyn.

[Christy Lee]

Evelyn.

[Chick McGee]

Call her Evie. That's a cute name for a dog.

[Christy Lee]

I think of Evelyn Champagne.

[Josh Arnold]

How about May? Like May? M A E. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I think of an old. Old lady. May. Old lady May.

[Josh Arnold]

May was my grandparents neighbor and I would often go over and visit her because she was a widow.

[Chick McGee]

Would she show you. Would she show you her boobs?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, she never did, no matter how often I begged.

[Tom Griswold]

Gravity not kind to them.

[Josh Arnold]

Ancient.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, on that note.

[Chick McGee]

And you were really young.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. On that note, coming up, Willie G. Patty G. Joe Theisman, Al Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Remember this, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm aware of it. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because if you're gonna vote for the Dave Clark 5, it will make you.

[Josh Arnold]

I think this is a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's fun. Kind of lost in the shuffle. That's why when you go to the coffee shop and they say, vote for the band. Today's the Dave Clark Five day. Why not have some. Some fun?

[Chick McGee]

To crash the Dave Clark 5 website. And they're just scratching their hair going, what the hell's going on? Give it a listen to. Maybe we should go on.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure how many of the Dave Clark Five are six feet under.

[Chick McGee]

I would at least think it's down to the Dave Clark Two. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe one. I'm not even sure about Dave himself.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, Dave Clark was the drummer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, but fun band. We'll be moving on here coming up. Like I said, we got Al J, Joe T. Al J.

[Chick McGee]

And Joe T. Willie G. And that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Not Al Jolson and Patty G. Well, I just don't want the listener to be confused by all the Al Js. It's not Al Jardine.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's not Al Joel.

[Tom Griswold]

Al Jardine, of course, of the Beach Boys, whose birthday was just a couple days ago. The Beach Boys. Wonderful. Now, would you do Beach Boys vs Beatles? Who would you. Who do you put in the tip jar?

[Josh Arnold]

Do Beatles versus Alcho?

[Chick McGee]

I would. I would absolutely get in the ring. With Mike love you would and beat him to a point.

[Josh Arnold]

To do maybe. But a colossal break.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, just. I mean giant more and more stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

That comes out with him. Just be quiet, Mike.

[Tom Griswold]

Just enjoy the tunes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Mike, you're a beach boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, calm down. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news edition. Hi, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold joins us.

[Willie Griswold]

What's going on, man? Good to see you.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Good morning. I am Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Wilbur. Hello, everybody. Hey, Bob. It's good to be here.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite nickname for Willie. Wilbur.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie. We had picture day yesterday. Are you in town to get pictures today?

[Willie Griswold]

I am not in town to get pictures today.

[Josh Arnold]

But you look so good.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, you do? You mean that? That is very nice. That is very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just gonna say you're gonna be doing your picture today, but you got to decide if you want to keep the stash.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm keeping the stash.

[Tom Griswold]

Keeping the stash.

[Willie Griswold]

I got headshots without the stash. If you want those. Those shots exist. We got to get the new shots. The stash shots.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We had a great time yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

It was very nice.

[Chick McGee]

I was shocked and amazed.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we're gonna post a handful of them.

[Josh Arnold]

And Pauline, who was our photographer. Tom could teach a masterclass in patience.

[Chick McGee]

Imagine trying to corral idiots, her being Russian. We idiots, her being Russian. She's used to standing in line. Please mix smiled now. You know. I don't know where she got look excite. She's been here forever. I mean, what's with the accent?

[Josh Arnold]

She's a.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a Polish heritage.

[Chick McGee]

What's your problem?

[Tom Griswold]

We were lucky to get her because she usually bowls.

[Chick McGee]

Stock up Wednesdays.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

What night does she bowl? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure she does.

[Chick McGee]

She needs to squirt out a baby.

[Christy Lee]

She's got great hair.

[Chick McGee]

Grandpa Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll see if we get some of those pictures posted.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's Tom Jr. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Willie's on his way to the Louisville Comedy Club tonight for some live comedy. Then Saturday it'll be Summit City Comedy Club in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes, sir. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Is that known as the Summit City? Oh, yeah, Fort Wayne.

[Willie Griswold]

Great skiing.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of. A lot of towns have names we're not aware of.

[Chick McGee]

Like the Guardian City, Cleveland, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, everybody knew that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

But it was the Forest City. Didn't you make that point?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The home of a giant grove of trees.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't the forest city in Star Trek? Kelly.

[Chick McGee]

Kelly.

[Tom Griswold]

A common mistake. Let's just move forward here. Do we have anything of sporting interest over there?

[Chick McGee]

I knew you were going to ask sooner or later. The NBA is close to finalizing another new format for this season's All Star Game.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this the story Tom just loves?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

This would include two eight man teams from the US and one eight man team composed of international players squaring off in a round robin tournament.

[Josh Arnold]

Filthy foreigners, I believe is what they want.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Willie Griswold]

If they really did that, if they lead in the filth, the jerseys would sell.

[Chick McGee]

They look so cool.

[Josh Arnold]

They just said filthy. Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're going to understand if the team loses it. So of course, off to Alcatraz in the Everglades.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. According to the NBA release news Release, there are 70% American players and 30% international. What they wanted to do was actually signify countries like from Cuba and Russia, but Russia and Ukraine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of screwed.

[Tom Griswold]

The first idea they were going to do it by racial makeup got very, very, very awkward. Wait a minute. This guy's mixed race. How much do we. How do we calculate that?

[Josh Arnold]

Does he have to run? Does he play for both teams?

[Willie Griswold]

Again, insensitive. It'd be a fun time.

[Chick McGee]

And the NBA has. You're on your own.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The NBA has launched an investigation into whether the Los Angeles Clippers used an endorsement deal to get around the league salary cap. This is unheard of. At the center of the Probe is a 28 million dollar agreement between Star Kawhi Leonard and an environmental startup called Aspiration Fun Advisor Aspiration Fund. Oh, you know, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean you think this is a fake shell of a company?

[Chick McGee]

Leonard was reportedly promised 7 million a year for four years. 28 mil. But there's no evidence he ever promoted the company.

[Christy Lee]

Duh.

[Chick McGee]

The Times says the firm partly funded by a $50 million investment from Clippers owner Steve Ballmer. This stinks from the head. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

This can't be legal, right?

[Chick McGee]

This might be a conflict of interest. The Clippers deny any wrongdoing and say they welcome the investigation if violations are found. Penalties could include a slap on the wrist, millions in fines. Although the last situation, this find, it ended up being a $250,000 fine.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I love. I'd like to think that he's standing outside the building going, well, we welcome the investigation and you just hear shredders.

[Chick McGee]

Coming from the windows and Papers flying.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of windows and people going good.

[Tom Griswold]

God, hurry up the media.

[Willie Griswold]

And back of the shot just 1,800shred.

[Josh Arnold]

Thousands of trucks pulling up.

[Chick McGee]

But seriously, what would $250,000 be to the third richest man in the world listed at $153 billion.

[Christy Lee]

Five bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

And he makes more than a billion a year.

[Chick McGee]

And on just on dividends from his Microsoft stock.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So the fines are meaningless. But the problem is it's a no show job. Sure. So why Kwai is not actually doing anything. But they're paying him 7 million bucks.

[Christy Lee]

And other teams do this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's just like the. When the Astros got caught cheating in baseball. Thank God. Now we won't ever have. Or before then had cheating in baseball. Thank goodness we got the Astros.

[Josh Arnold]

The lawmakers who. I mean they're guilty of this all the time. People who said the NBA can't do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

How do they say it was straight face.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I actually paying the players. But you know, some guys getting paid like that's. I'm not that mad about that to be honest.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know there's some senator going. But I just want to point out that the fine people at the Aspiration Fund Advisor. These gentlemen are beyond reproach.

[Tom Griswold]

I know because I'm on the board.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be at an honorary position.

[Christy Lee]

I mean that name is ridiculous. I mean think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it again?

[Chick McGee]

Aspiration Fund Advisor.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't even make sense.

[Chick McGee]

Afa. Wow. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna advise you how to have fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, good for Kwai. That's some serious cash. And that's in addition to his regular salary which is dozens of hundreds of million.

[Chick McGee]

And Atlanta and Chicago went in the WNBA last night.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

Scott Hansen has confirmed that he's not only going to be back as the announcer for the NFL Red Zone. I'm not joking.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never heard him so I constantly.

[Willie Griswold]

You think that chick is putting something on here? He sounds a little constipated. Maybe Scott sounds even worse.

[Chick McGee]

So anyway, let's look at Tampa Bay. You have have.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're.

[Chick McGee]

You have to mute it. You can't put up with it. The only thing hand Scott Hansen ever did worth a damn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he and his brothers, they were talented. Yeah. Hey, this was a catchy song. I don't care what anybody said.

[Willie Griswold]

It's such a good song.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, those are good looking kids. Except that one. He really. He's the ugly one.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought they were all hot. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, just when they were young though.

[Chick McGee]

You have Enough kids. One of them's going to be ugly anyway.

[Willie Griswold]

Excuse me. Excuse me.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you looking over there?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not the ugly kid.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Instead of promising seven hours of commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

Free football and Willie, you're right. We saw Sam yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Hanson will now open the broadcast by saying simply. Seven hours of red zone football are beginning. I can't tell you how accurate this is. If not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're always on these. I totally believe you. I think Tom's annoyed by it.

[Chick McGee]

The ads will not interfere. Scott says of course he yelled it. The show's mission of capturing every moment.

[Josh Arnold]

You think he's like that at the dinner table?

[Chick McGee]

Here's what I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

I always wonder that. That's. That's the question is I've always heard that about all those guys that talk like that.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you doing a great job.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Don't you pass the meatloaf? Brought to you by.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, I'm anticipating sex later. Let's knock it out.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Lap up the gravy, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Please someone explain this to me. I watched Unbothered and I enjoyed Red Zone for years with a gentleman named Andrew Siciliano. He hosted a Red Zone. I think it was on the NFL Max subscription. I got that instead of Scott Hanson. And I enjoyed Mr. Siciliano who works for the Browns now. I miss him terribly.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he'll.

[Chick McGee]

But now it's the mute button. Can you help me, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

They're gonna. They have to run commercials. They gotta make some money.

[Chick McGee]

They're getting paid.

[Tom Griswold]

I would expand on why they shouldn't run commercials, but we have to take a break right now.

[Willie Griswold]

And look at you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised. I assume it'll be named. I wonder if they've gone after Red Bull. Make it the Red Bull Zone.

[Chick McGee]

Red Bull Red Zone.

[Tom Griswold]

Something like that. But yeah, it makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Or maybe Tampax.

[Tom Griswold]

All very good. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Feminine centric just brought an ass load of money. And they. There's no way we could say no. Brought to you by modest.

[Willie Griswold]

And it's not like football fans are sensitive at all. It's not like there's been 30 different scandals in the NFL in the last five years that people keep protesting or.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever they want to deal with.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies, if you're in the red zone, you need my doll. Is that what Midol's for?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they still. Do they still advertise that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I'm sure they still. They still have it. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Can we find the Kathy Rigby commercial for Feminine. Feminine hygiene probably.

[Tom Griswold]

That's going to require quite a bit of a setup.

[Christy Lee]

Or am I singing my doll. Am I my doll. Did we do that bit?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a lot of scandals still in the NFL though. Yeah, I thought, I thought the whole kneeling thing went away, but the other day I saw Travis Kelsey kneeling in front of some chick. We're still doing this and everybody's celebrating. Move to Canada, Travis.

[Tom Griswold]

At least he cut off that dumb afro.

[Chick McGee]

What do see these. Son of a. Drummed out of the country, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold's here. Morning. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Where?

[Chick McGee]

You're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Coming up, Joe Theisman. NFL. Great. Because the NFL season begins this evening.

[Josh Arnold]

It really does have a creep factor to it, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? This is playing in the background while Bill's sewing is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Are you ready for bingo, Mother? And it cuts to a corpse upstairs.

[Chick McGee]

Mother, answer me.

[Tom Griswold]

Silly.

[Willie Griswold]

Silly. That's my marker.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great stuff. Now we also have Al Jackson will be joining us later this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Morning.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe Patty G. Is coming back in. Willie G. Is here with us on his way to the Louisville Comedy Club tonight for a special show. And then Saturday, the Summit City Comedy Club with a guest set for Megan Gailey. It looks like. That'll be cool. Coming up on Saturday. Yeah. Gonna be fun in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

[Chick McGee]

And would you like to cornhole Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you asking me? Would I like to cornhole Tom?

[Chick McGee]

No, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you don't. He asked me, but no thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, guess what? This is stupid. World record. Three friends, very good friends from Idaho have set a Guinness world record for the longest cornhole shot using a slingshot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is great.

[Christy Lee]

I love stuff like this slingshot.

[Josh Arnold]

So they have the beanbag and the slingshot.

[Chick McGee]

Joel Strasser, Luke Lorick and Garrett Smith launched beanbags for half a day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, see, this is the. I mean eventually.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

At Meridian High School before finally landing the record breaking shot from 151ft away. Now they're calling this a toss. I don't think that.

[Christy Lee]

Not if it's a slingshot.

[Chick McGee]

Qualifies the toss.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's sort of a kind of a catapult.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there we go. Oh. Like they do with the pumpkins.

[Josh Arnold]

They sure do. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's some kind of, what, like giant rubber band? They're just.

[Chick McGee]

They're just totally.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I have one of those slingshots, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you do?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We can do whatever we want with it.

[Chick McGee]

Can we shoot like apples out onto the road when cars go by?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer rocks because no food's wasted.

[Tom Griswold]

It really has to land right in the hole.

[Josh Arnold]

It does because it's not gonna. If it hits the board.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the board. It bounces off.

[Chick McGee]

Off. Skip off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So when I saw the world's largest cornhole. Very concerned.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought maybe accommodate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Andy Dick was involved.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The longest cornhole, not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you done back there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think. I think if you want to see the longest cornhole, you have to go to Thailand. I believe that's where they.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, but it's only like 3.

[Tom Griswold]

3 bucks to get in, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Does it have an intermission?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Desperately trying to change the situation. Oh, nope, that's not right.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

NFL tonight and they're announcing some changes to the Red zone channel, including commercials this season for the first time.

[Josh Arnold]

What if we found out that like Bezos owns the right to that song and we. This show owes him like $10,000.

[Chick McGee]

And you guys were. I don't know if you're not believing my portrayal of Scott Hansen during the broadcast, what he's talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I've never seen the Red Zone.

[Chick McGee]

Minnesota.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have some of Mr. Hansen?

[Chick McGee]

We do. And what you'll hear is the actual play by play of the actual broadcast. And then Scott jumps in.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And he feels. He feels the need to augment the broadcast in some way. It'll be pretty obvious when Scott comes in. Here we go. We'll go for two to make it.

[Tom Griswold]

A three point lead.

[Chick McGee]

Tough shotgun snap. Jaylen Herz feels heat, throws and incomplete. And the kick is no good.

[Josh Arnold]

In.

[Tom Griswold]

In the Green Bay game, Mason Crosby missed again.

[Chick McGee]

We are going into overtime between the Bengals and the Packers. The Vikings, bottom right hand corner of your screen.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Joseph lines up for the game winning 54 yarder.

[Chick McGee]

And it's is good. And the Lions have their hearts broken. When's he breathing again? I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

He must breathe through his ears.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm fast and he doesn't go to bathrooms.

[Chick McGee]

Muting is the only Muting is my only recourse.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. He doesn't go to the bathroom for.

[Christy Lee]

Seven hours, Holds it. Maybe he wears a diaper.

[Tom Griswold]

He probably. He must. But yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That'S so Nurban sits there.

[Christy Lee]

For seven hours and talks like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean that it is too much non stop.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that say about our culture? I mean that is like the most add.

[Willie Griswold]

I liked it when I was in college and I didn't have like actual cable. You could get just that. So that's why I would watch the games.

[Chick McGee]

I feel sorry for people who watch the red zone and really aren't that clear on the NFL. And because I watch it muted and I can follow it. But I mean you rely on play by play something. But not on this clown's watch.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean he sounds, he's energetic. He's probably knows what he's talking about. But man, that's a lot.

[Chick McGee]

There is a lot. That's a tough for enthusiasm, I guess. Oh, you're going to defend.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna defend him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He.

[Willie Griswold]

But of course he loves him. His whole job is talking over other people after they explain something. And Tom Grizzle are one in the same.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't. I couldn't do what he does. That's a very difficult job. He's got to be paying attention to all those things at the same time. I can barely focus on one thing at a time.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with him going, okay, let's take a look at Green Bay. All right. Oh, that kick is good. And the Lions lose in overtime.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't want people to fall asleep.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, yeah, I guess you're right again, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a curse, really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

It's a burden standing up under the weight of my knowledge.

[Tom Griswold]

You're this guy now because they're going to be doing commercials, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this going to be like NASCAR where they pop the commercial in and leave the screen? That's what I kind of think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope so.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe this is because he had to pee. They had to sell commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

But I was good. He probably would. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God they have had slides up in this. Like, you know, he'll be talking and the screen gets a little smaller in a subway or whatever up there on the screen. I thought that's all they were going to do.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, for a paid subscription type thing.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's not a tiered deal. You can pay to have no ads.

[Chick McGee]

Well, here's the thing. I don't know. You can't right now. I don't like and you can't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like it.

[Chick McGee]

I'd pay extra for Noah.

[Christy Lee]

He's a blockhead looking guy, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Pile up in this point.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. Not only. Thank you, Christy. Not only is he loud, but he's ugly.

[Christy Lee]

He's not ugly. He's just Rectangle.

[Josh Arnold]

What' again?

[Willie Griswold]

Scott Hanson.

[Christy Lee]

Scott Hansen.

[Chick McGee]

And he gets handsy is what I've heard.

[Josh Arnold]

Now. Now it's just flat out.

[Christy Lee]

That's not the Dateline guy, right? Or.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's Chris.

[Willie Griswold]

Chris Hansen.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that'd be cool.

[Willie Griswold]

Scott Hansen. It's a red zone, but it's for all the guys that.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have any idea why you're here? Well, what's the six pack of beer for?

[Josh Arnold]

He look. Yeah. He looks like a motivational speaker.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah, that's a great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's really. He's. I mean, I guess he's handsome, but. You think they call him Scott handsome?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I bet they do.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate the compliment.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, honey. How's that for later? How's that sex coming? Is that going to be delivered anytime tonight?

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, here he is. He's. He's. Two hot women as parentheses around him. Oh, he's really. He's encased there. Yeah. Good for Scotty.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Yeah. Well, I think they have to make some money, right? It's the NFL.

[Willie Griswold]

I think that they're doing fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there. It's not like.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like a kid's like, lemonade stand.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not.

[Willie Griswold]

They're not raising money for books or for a basketball team. It's for the NFL.

[Chick McGee]

I think they could send every fan of every team to a game all season long and still make billions of dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

54, never been married.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A confirmed bachelor.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't be tied down. This lone wolf must walk alone.

[Tom Griswold]

That number 44 is a sweet looking ass. I mean.

[Chick McGee]

And Scott, do you take Christy to be your lawfully wedded wife?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. Not to be tethered.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

He must have a lot of lozenges on hand.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a really tough gig for him, though.

[Chick McGee]

I think he should be some sort of award. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. That's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Well, does this.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the red zone take away from people actually watching the games?

[Willie Griswold]

I don't think so. I don't think anyone's not watching their game because they want to watch. Red zone.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Yeah. I watch My game and then I.

[Josh Arnold]

Go to the red zone.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, or I'll have red zone on my phone or the laptop. That way I can see if, like my fantasy guys are doing well.

[Chick McGee]

I have a lot of people red zone on their iPad.

[Josh Arnold]

By fantasy guys, you mean your fantasy football?

[Willie Griswold]

All the men that I like to look at on my phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They have all the games up all at once. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

You can, you can choose that if you don't. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we all secretly have fantasy guys.

[Willie Griswold]

Ryan Gosling.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes they go. They have the red zone own quad box.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, the quad box is crazy. That's when four things are happening at one time. Yeah. They start the gate the day with an octobox. It's all eight games during kickoff.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, it's dumb, but I'm smiling like a kid right now. It does make me very happy.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think, Tom, you'd care. You didn't like the three ring circuit?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I've been on. No, I, I went on record years ago. I, I can't focus. I can't focus on anything. But if a three ring circus way, you got a lady there hanging by her hair. Now we're being distracted by a gorilla over here.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Christy Lee]

What am I to watch?

[Tom Griswold]

And I mean, you know, what am.

[Chick McGee]

I supposed to do?

[Willie Griswold]

That was so real.

[Tom Griswold]

An octobox sounds like a James Bond cheap knockoff.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

We had octopus. Then we made octabox. You know, try to keep up with that, you know, feminine hygiene thing. Our theme here.

[Chick McGee]

I think they've done the concept with hockey. NHL has something similar red zone, red zone concept and they want to bring it to college football and major league baseball. Can I just say all at once.

[Tom Griswold]

Our culture doesn't know the word enough.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's enough. It's overwhelming too much.

[Chick McGee]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a distraction from the horrific reality we live in. We'll be right back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel? Channel.

[Christy Lee]

All of you.

[Chick McGee]

That really stump.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't supposed to be there.

[Chick McGee]

I. Hi, welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, it's on my thing over here.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we got. Hey, look, as Chick McGee just said, there are a lot of words out there. How can we be expected to know all of them?

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, be realistic.

[Tom Griswold]

We all have A word we can't say properly. You can't say municipal.

[Christy Lee]

Municipal. Now I really think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I can't say not municipal like I used to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, bowl, bowl. No, you have a bowl of cereal and you're. And. And you go to Pamplona for the charging of the bowls.

[Chick McGee]

There's something still wrong with the way you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's my. Oh, broadcast quality voice.

[Josh Arnold]

I have trouble saying commitment. I do one of the words. I have trouble getting at him in mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

This one. It's kind of complicated. Heterosexual.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's like having a fourth brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Consider Josh. I consider Josh my. My little brother. Because I never had a little brother.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

I have two older brothers and a sister, but I never. I'm the one that always got pounded.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you did have a little brother. No, it was like a Kennedy situation, though. They sent him away or something.

[Willie Griswold]

Lobotomized Josh, do you know what it's like when your dad makes a gay joke about you in front of your friends who are also 14? And then.

[Josh Arnold]

I absolutely do, but yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

I would get that so much. I'd be like, they're already calling me gay constantly.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't need you doing it in front of them.

[Willie Griswold]

That's not going to help my case at all.

[Christy Lee]

You bullied your own kids.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad was very. Never pass up an opportunity for a good joke, no matter who's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's going to. Of ruins.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the end of the very similar philosophy. He was a very tolerant man, of course, but he didn't often say gay. But he would do the. I haven't seen this in a long time. He would let his wrist go very low.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. He'd look at somebody and go, yeah, right. Do the wrist.

[Josh Arnold]

If I said something like, oh, yeah, you know, I've got show choir practice. He might look to somebody else and do the limp wrist.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, that's beautiful.

[Willie Griswold]

We were doing prom, folks, and everyone looks great in their tuxes.

[Chick McGee]

And you all are dressed in white, I think.

[Willie Griswold]

No, it's not one of those. We're all just here. We're all in our dresses, in our tuxes. And he goes, all right, everyone smile. And he goes, now hands up.

[Josh Arnold]

Very gay.

[Willie Griswold]

All the parents, about half the parents laughed. Two kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh, what is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to get everybody to chuckle.

[Chick McGee]

It's a good photo. That was like a mini focus group group. Some people go, hey, go get him, Tom. And others go, this is horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go on. Now, we have a lot to get to today, but I want to remind you of a couple things. Willie G tonight, Louisville, Kentucky, the Louisville Comedy Club. Go check out the show live. Also, Summit City Comedy Club in Fort Wayne with special guest set with Megan Gailey coming this Saturday. And then you brought in a friend of yours, I want to say, in late February of this year.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, Tommy Brennan.

[Tom Griswold]

Tommy Brennan and I just saw a couple days ago he is going to be one of the new cast members of Saturday Night Live.

[Willie Griswold]

He did it, everybody. He did it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you something funny about this. When I saw the article I started, I just, you know, went down the rabbit hole and I noticed that in every picture of Tommy Brennan, he's wearing the same. What do you call a. Tracksuit? Yeah, kind of like windbreaker. Windbreaker, that's the word I'm looking for.

[Chick McGee]

For.

[Tom Griswold]

And so I went and I looked in my phone and when he was here, we took a picture with him. Same windbreaker, same windbreaker. I'm not kidding. It's. If you go to our social media, you can see a picture.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that's his comfort blanket.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I thought it was just kind of funny. I think it's, it's. I'm sure he's decided that's his look and he just looks perfect for snl. But he's a young guy, really good looking guy.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second, Tom. You don't mean you think he might be poor?

[Christy Lee]

He can't afford anything but the one jacket.

[Chick McGee]

Is that possible? Just one shabby windbreaker?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I hadn't thought of that possibility, but.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think, Josh? Could he be poor?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't, I, I don't want to think of something.

[Chick McGee]

I certainly don't want to suspect that of anyone.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a very successful young comedian. He could, I just. He has.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll be great.

[Tom Griswold]

He has his look.

[Willie Griswold]

He's got a look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we all have our look. And evidently I, I tend to dress the same. In the same stuff pretty much every day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm with, With you.

[Tom Griswold]

It makes life a lot easier. Yeah, I'm with you. Whatever you say. I know you've got your. Of course, you've got your nice jacket on today.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought we would hear a little bit of something from Tommy. Does that sound reasonable? Okay, here he is. He was in our. This is from February of this year. Tommy Brennan. We've learned a few things. You are from St. Paul, Minnesota, Dakota. You're 30 but you look 18. Interesting. Do you have a. I should. A girlfriend. Are you married? What's going on? I'm in a. Yeah, I've got a girlfriend. Just hit a year. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you. You've got to get out of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Hang in there.

[Tom Griswold]

That second year, we're fighting a lot, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna make it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's. It's good. Call her woman a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And try this one. You're not a. You're just acting like one. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Always say acting like I've thrown that out there.

[Chick McGee]

Try that.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's helping.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a great line. That always. Did you meet. Did you meet her in a. A traditional manner, or was this one of those Internet online. We did. We met in real life.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

I think Internet might be traditional now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sadly. That's so weird. Sadly.

[Josh Arnold]

But, Tommy, you met yours in real.

[Tom Griswold]

Life, as you said, met mine in real life. I had gotten off the apps. Yeah. I didn't like the dating apps. I saw my cousin on Tinder.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how was that date?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, it was. The problem is we. We had to see each other in person then. And then she was like, I saw you, and she was like, what if I accidentally swiped right? I was like, we would have matched balls in your court, Courtney. But no. So I deleted Tinder after that. We met in real life, me and my. At a bar, girlfriend, family reunion. But no, she's a. She's a comic as well. So.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we were friends for, like, four years, and then. And then. And then started things up when I moved to New York.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Does she fix your jokes for you? I would say she's the inspiration for some.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a good answer to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We get in a fight, and then I walk away after I lose, and then I write it down. I just. It's never worth winning the fight, you know? Have you ever won an argument against your girlfriend or wife and then been like, wow, the vibes in here are great. I'm happy with my behavior. He's crying.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm calling my boys to celebrate. Yeah, I won this time.

[Tom Griswold]

She thinks all the points I made were really, really smart. Yeah. There you go. Tommy Brennan. He's going to be on snl.

[Willie Griswold]

Hell, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Very cool.

[Christy Lee]

So cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll never hear from him again.

[Christy Lee]

Had he auditioned when he had been in here in February, do you know?

[Willie Griswold]

I don't think so, but I texted him. I was like, hey, man, congratulations. And then he did text back. It was a nice guy, because I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure you're getting 1 million of these.

[Willie Griswold]

Don't even feel the need to. He rules. I'm very happy for him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he is.

[Josh Arnold]

He did reply, which is because he replied to me, too. A new phone. Who dis? But I. Yeah, I.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very nice who this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Now. Look around the room, and I see. Coming up. Oh, we got. Joe Theisman's gonna be our guest. NFL. Great. NFL starts tonight. Comedian Al Jackson will be joining us a little bit later on.

[Christy Lee]

They have posted a picture of you in your cowboy hat from picture day last night.

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

That picture is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

That picture is amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you kidding me with that?

[Christy Lee]

Right? Tom, who the hell is that guy.

[Chick McGee]

That looks like Kevin Costner's double?

[Willie Griswold]

Is that for your book called Corral?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like that title.

[Chick McGee]

Corralling the morons and paran. Herding cats. Yeah. Have you. Have you ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Has there ever been a hotter picture taken at Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on. Christy doesn't even know what to do with it.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I shared it to my story, and I just put my boss. I didn't even know what to write.

[Tom Griswold]

I have that. I have that mean look because I currently have a medical issue that's really putting me in a lot of pain. So if I look like I'm in pain, I am.

[Chick McGee]

You look at that, and you automatically.

[Christy Lee]

Think, he's got up a rancho Montana.

[Chick McGee]

And 12 inches long. You know he is.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't think you can tell that from the picture.

[Chick McGee]

These guys.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like you're gonna sell me some low T meds. Just, oh, I want to be that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Kelly's got to put that on her nightstand.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that. That won't happen.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great photo.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night, she had to go run out and do a bunch of stuff. Had to do an airport run and stuff. So I went to. I went to bed early because I'm not really feeling great, and I. And I wake up in the middle of the night, and I. Oh, there she's right next to me. I'm not kidding. It's a large, white golden retriever.

[Josh Arnold]

So did you stop kissing?

[Tom Griswold]

He's not supposed to be in the bed. Yeah, he's a little. Mr. Fletcher. Like, what are you doing here? But I didn't. I'm not in any condition to throw him off the bed, so I just go, okay, roll over and let her deal with it. Then I wake up this Morning. There's me, there's Mr. Fletcher, and there's Kelly. So she, she decided I'm too tired to deal with this too, so. And then our nine year old girl was sleeping in the dog bed on the floor and I'm not making any of that up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she loves that, doesn't she?

[Tom Griswold]

She loves that dog bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you gotten her one of the. They have human dog beds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we bought a human dog bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. She keeps it up in a room, but when she wants to, she drags it downstairs, brings it into our room.

[Chick McGee]

It's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

And then if she's not in in it, the dog is in it, but she, then occasionally they're both in it.

[Willie Griswold]

She's a weird little girl.

[Tom Griswold]

She's very odd. Yeah. I told you. You didn't hear about this scam. So we're, we're.

[Willie Griswold]

Are the girls scamming you?

[Tom Griswold]

We're traveling over the weekend and this is brilliant. Hart says to me, what's a good name for a girl dog? You know, I love naming stuff so well, you know, and we were standing in line at the airport, oh, I got like a Kiki or Koki and then asked who your favorite TV people and got come up with all these names. And then she, I finally get. She goes, oh yeah, I like that one. Daddy. Hey, mom, we're getting another dog. What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't agree to that.

[Josh Arnold]

I was surprised that when you asked who are your favorite TV people, she wanted to name her dog Hannity. She's only, she's only eight. She wants, she wants to start Fletcher and Friends at the house.

[Willie Griswold]

She thinks it'll be fun late night.

[Tom Griswold]

I just hope there aren't kids out there there that love that stuff. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be just awful? Yeah, you spent your childhood watching Meet the Press. Have some fun. For God's sake, turn the TV off. Don't let them watch that. I don't care what your politics.

[Josh Arnold]

No, don't let them watch any politics.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, let them have some fun. Dogs, sleds, skiing, Anything? No. Now the NFL season is starting tonight. Do we have the official music? Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course we do. Somewhere. Oh, that's the official music.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. NFL tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Willie Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Ah, my motto. It's good to be right.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, you love that.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that. Coming up, we've got today in history. We've got Joe Theisman, NFL great Al Jackson, comedian, and Christy Lee will be at the Silac Insurance news desk. Yeah, maybe with exciting news about Powerball. You know what vampire energy is.

[Christy Lee]

Find out.

[Tom Griswold]

And hemorrhoids in religious news. Or maybe more spiritual news. I guess that that more fair.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And how to avoid getting roids. We'll let you know when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yo.

[Chick McGee]

Over there at the news desk, there's Willie Griswold. Hey, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm about to do something I've never done in my life.

[Chick McGee]

All right, hold that thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Store.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold that thought. We should all. We should all come up with a joke.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What? You've never.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You've just, you've just set yourself up.

[Chick McGee]

To be like this. You said. What was your introduction?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna do something I've never done before in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at a man and not lust after him.

[Willie Griswold]

Apologize to a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

We're on the board.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say now, this isn't me. This is the format, okay? Wrap up leftovers. See, I don't this is all fair. This is all the same thing.

[Willie Griswold]

I was going a different route. But still mean, apologize to a woman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've spent too much time doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you have one.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I was gonna say not eat this last piece of pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, I see. I got. Wait a minute, I got one more, one more, one more. It's very obvious. It's. It's a hack, but go ahead. What's the setup again?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to try something I've never done before in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch a porno to the end.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, those are. I get sleepy too. Do you?

[Josh Arnold]

Quite.

[Tom Griswold]

Quite.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Does anyone do that?

[Willie Griswold]

I psychos. Honestly, if you're watching it to the end, there's a problem with you.

[Tom Griswold]

That does remind me of. Of something I was Talking to my 12 year old about taking tests. I will. This is kind of boring, but I'll try to make it quick. I will never forget this one exam where I was sitting. It was in Mr. Marks's room in junior high school. And they passed out this test. And you know, I sat down and it was kind of a surprise thing and I was really concerned about it. And the first question was, be sure to read the entire test before I of course did, didn't. And I sat there frantically filling it out and I kept seeing people walking up and handing him the test. And of course, if you read the whole thing, the last things was don't fill this out, just bring it up to the front. And that was always a lesson for me. If it says maybe if you follow the instructions.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And to this day, as you know, if you know me, I never follow instructions. And I never. I never read manuals.

[Christy Lee]

No. So you didn't learn a damn thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't. I keep reminding myself, myself. Why don't I remember to do that?

[Chick McGee]

I follow. I. I have a follow up. This was the hurry up version of your story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You're welcome. It's a lesson, though, to be learned.

[Chick McGee]

So anyway, Josh, what are you going to do that you've never done before in your life?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. I was going dunk this toast into my coffee.

[Willie Griswold]

Wait a second. Are you sure you're ready for that?

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'm ready.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I've been waiting 47 years.

[Christy Lee]

You've been talking about this piece of toast for an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been an excellent pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. No, no. You haven't had that piece of toast in your hand for an hour, have you?

[Christy Lee]

Kind of he toasted it about an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the. This is the longest time food has survived in front of you and ate.

[Josh Arnold]

It got a little stiff, I'll be honest. So I thought, oh, maybe I'll soften it up here with coffee. So I'm dunking.

[Tom Griswold]

You're crazy, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Not. Not many people do this.

[Tom Griswold]

You're ruining it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You're getting crumbs in your coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

You're ruining it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's no reason to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. No, it's off now. You've ruined your toast and your coffee.

[Willie Griswold]

It's, like, crunchy and soggy at the same time. It's a texture nightmare.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a real mistake.

[Chick McGee]

We now know what is your favorite. Your favorite breakfast, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

My favorite breakfast.

[Chick McGee]

You go out, you can order anything you want. Oh, can I guess?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A piece of avocado toast.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is good, though.

[Christy Lee]

It is good, but that wouldn't be.

[Chick McGee]

It toasted slightly.

[Christy Lee]

I use.

[Chick McGee]

And a virgin avocado.

[Willie Griswold]

He is being mean. But one time I walked in here, you were eating three Raisinets on a piece of paper.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I always have four raisins. I only take four at a time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, four. What a pig. Four Raisinets. I was gonna take an hour at the gym.

[Christy Lee]

Two eggs over easy, sourdough toast and bacon and hash browns. Crispy bacon, hash brown casserole. I kind of like mine a little limper.

[Chick McGee]

Mmm. No, that's the wrong way to.

[Christy Lee]

Don't like crispy bacon.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, your favorite breakfast.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, two sausage links.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

And side of deep dish pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so mean.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so mean.

[Chick McGee]

Four biscuits.

[Josh Arnold]

Two. Two biscuits with gravy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some home fries. And then a piece of French toast. Stacked on a pancake. Stacked on a waffle.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

I found my. I had no idea. I rediscovered maybe think of you, Tom. I rediscovered waff over the weekend. I was so excited. I got a really great waffle.

[Christy Lee]

Belgian waffle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Real thick. One over easy, two eggs over easy, and crispy bacon. Man, it was the best.

[Tom Griswold]

It's nice to rediscover something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Off the air. I was just saying I'd had a toast for the first time in months over the weekend. It was. This is great. Really. I should do this all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

It really can be a treat.

[Chick McGee]

You know how to live, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you something. On your toaster now, do you. Do you have to Push a lever down to get your toast to toast?

[Christy Lee]

No, I have a toaster. What do you mean? Conventional oven.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to push a lever down.

[Chick McGee]

No, I just put the toast in and it lowers it by. By itself.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have a toaster.

[Willie Griswold]

Can you adjust, like, how toasted it is on your phone?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, yeah, we.

[Tom Griswold]

Our culture needed that. Yeah. Thank. Thank God I can take my phone to help me make my toast.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you don't have one.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there. Is there. Let me ask you this. Is there a password for your toaster?

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you count the password to my WI fi, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's incredible, dude.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You just put a WI FI enabled toaster.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. It's 2025. It's hammer time. Damn right. Come on, you got to get on this. It's an imac and it's a magnificent. Every piece of toast is perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never made.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to hear about it.

[Chick McGee]

Bagel. Boom. Never burned a piece of toast.

[Tom Griswold]

I know I don't have.

[Christy Lee]

Never made toast at your house.

[Tom Griswold]

Never.

[Chick McGee]

Toast is toast. Like coffee. It's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you own a toaster?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably, but do I. Is there a toaster in my house?

[Willie Griswold]

No. Remember one time we wanted to make toaster strudel and then we didn't have a toaster and made in the microwave. And then my friend Eric beat me up and then you walked in the kitchen and he was beating me up because we didn't have a toaster.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we didn't have a toaster.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. It was a really specific injury.

[Chick McGee]

Are you in a gang?

[Willie Griswold]

Me and him are kind of confused.

[Christy Lee]

Oven.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, let me ask you something.

[Chick McGee]

You know, last time I was here, you didn't have a toaster. Did you learn any?

[Tom Griswold]

No. You guys convinced me. And I've got one of those. Air. Air.

[Christy Lee]

Air fryer.

[Tom Griswold]

Air fryer. That's great. I love it.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a toaster oven?

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it. I don't know. I never looked around. But that's nice. Everybody's had their nice toaster.

[Christy Lee]

I want to know what kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Toaster I'd rather not say on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, are you a biscuits and gravy man?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you. Do you look down on biscuits and gravy? Do you consider that pedestrian? Do you consider that white trash?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, if you. You eat biscuits and gravy, when you look down, you can't see your penis because you're so fat.

[Chick McGee]

No, I Don't think that's ever enters into it.

[Willie Griswold]

Be a special treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean like once a year.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe, but somewhere, some place had the lumberjack breakfast. And I would order it all the time. I forget what it was but. Or where it was, but it was called the lumberjack. And I would get it and it was just a ton of. It was essentially a breakfast buffet served to you. And I would get it and then I went, you know, this meal is appropriate for a lumberjack. I'm not doing. My problem is I'm not doing any of the lumberjack things during the rest of my day. And so it's just. I'm just saving it all in my body. You're not even chopping one tree down.

[Chick McGee]

Save a whole forest.

[Josh Arnold]

Like swinging anything.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, swinging syrup over some pancakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Making sure you get a good glaze.

[Chick McGee]

On top of there.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. I've had it with the password thing. If your toaster needs a password, I'm out. Everything, everything needs a password.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't wait to. I will eventually own this toaster. I love toasting things.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you have the hot dog toaster?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now explain how that works. It has two slots for buns and then it has four slots. Maybe it's just. I forget. But it has some cylindrical.

[Tom Griswold]

Cylindrical. Cylindrical slots for. So the hot dogs, do they fit in vertically?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'd be surprised. They don't drip. Really? They don't. Yeah, everything's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That probably impresses the ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

They are often. I mean, I take them home. My hot dog toaster seals the deal.

[Tom Griswold]

It does the heavy lift and it does match. I'm sure there's like three hot dogs and three bun holders. I assume it's the.

[Chick McGee]

Unlike, you know, sometimes the buzz don't match up with the hot dog. Have you not notice this?

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite hack premises of all time.

[Chick McGee]

It is something, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one. Time now to reveal a little bit of history before we get to Christy Lee News.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I've got a quiz to start things off.

[Chick McGee]

Time now for today in History. And we have a quiz today to start things off.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of a two parter, two part quiz. The first part is four.

[Tom Griswold]

September 1682, this astronomer discovered a comet that would be named after him. Christy, who is it?

[Christy Lee]

Haley.

[Chick McGee]

Harold Hal.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right, Bill Haley.

[Chick McGee]

1, 2, 3 o', clock, 4 o'. Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Except. Except it is pronounced Hal's comment. Yeah, everybody gets it wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

I just saw Haley's Comet. She down for that?

[Willie Griswold]

I wish you were a singer full time.

[Tom Griswold]

You like a nice shiny. Nice shiny buttocks.

[Chick McGee]

Shine Down.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of this fellow you'd like to.

[Josh Arnold]

No, this is.

[Christy Lee]

Shine down is the name of the band.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir Edmund Hillary.

[Chick McGee]

Hillary Halley.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it is pronounced Halley's.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he got Hillary's mail.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he did, right?

[Tom Griswold]

He got Hillary Edmund Hillary's mail. And really in. In 1682.

[Chick McGee]

Sir Edmund. Sir Edmund.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it. What is. It comes around. Whatever. He's 70 years or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we just had it, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool.

[Willie Griswold]

Do we really?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is an easy one on 1988. Excuse me. 1888.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus. Can we give this to somebody who can read?

[Christy Lee]

You got the look.

[Tom Griswold]

Scott Hanson.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. 18rd, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

What if you were replaced on this show by Scott?

[Chick McGee]

I would never.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I understand he's very well versed in sports. This guy patented the first. First roll film camera. This is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's one of the land. At East.

[Tom Griswold]

George Eastman Christie. Once again, a big winner.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm not as dumb as I look.

[Willie Griswold]

He also possibly. We talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

How often do we know who invented say cheese?

[Josh Arnold]

The French.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, where did that come from?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, they said.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you go find out about that?

[Willie Griswold]

Probably the cheese lobby wanted to get introduced into society.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that work? That work if you say cheese?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it makes a smile.

[Tom Griswold]

It does say cheese. No, you're. You didn't say cheese.

[Christy Lee]

Say cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it makes a smile.

[Christy Lee]

It makes us smile because we laugh because people say say cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's such a hack. It's a hack premise.

[Josh Arnold]

It's because your mouth forms a smile.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's the E sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead, say cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Look, if you don't say cheese, when.

[Josh Arnold]

You go say cheese, people go, cheese, Cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

And again with Chick. You can't see his teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw them just fine.

[Chick McGee]

You're going to see your teeth. Put them in hand.

[Josh Arnold]

They're going to be scattered along a curb.

[Chick McGee]

Me and you and Edward Norton are going outside.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Chick McGee, here's the question. 1893.

[Chick McGee]

Hit me, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

She writes the story of Peter Rabbit.

[Chick McGee]

Beatrix Potter.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good one, too. That's a great name.

[Christy Lee]

I knew that one.

[Josh Arnold]

What if somebody on Jeopardy. Did that for every.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew it.

[Chick McGee]

I knew it would. I would be riveted. I'd watch every episode.

[Christy Lee]

I believe you got in them for Me. I knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a terrific SNL skit.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew that. Everybody knows that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're not going to give her the whole money? I should get some of the money.

[Willie Griswold]

I did know it.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys. You don't ever hear the name Beatrix. That's a great name.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you could go. You can go B. Or you can go Trixie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Beatrix is.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a good name for a dog.

[Willie Griswold]

Beatrix.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Beatrix.

[Chick McGee]

There's a character on Call the Midwife Trixie, and her name's Beatrix. You haven't ever watched Call the Mastery the most British show ever, actually, you know, the art of being a midwife is called midwifery.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like a bad smell, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Midwifery.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps you don't want. You don't have what it takes to practice midwifery.

[Christy Lee]

You watch this show.

[Chick McGee]

I was beaten to a pulp until. All right, I'll watch it. And now I. I can't. I've seen every single episode. I love it so much.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the most famous Trixie out there?

[Christy Lee]

Trixie.

[Willie Griswold]

Trixie Mattel is a famous drag queen.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. She's very good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard of Trixie Mattel?

[Willie Griswold]

Trixie Mattel. Girlfriends like her. If you've got. I know that sounds crazy to say, but if you like girlfriend, like, oh, my God, look at this funny video.

[Christy Lee]

I think I saw her. I think I saw her in concert, so to speak.

[Willie Griswold]

By the way, when I said girlfriends like her, it just sounded like I was lying and calling my boyfriend a girlfriend. Right when I was like, no, actually, all girls know about drag queens.

[Tom Griswold]

They do now.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure this is a girl you're talking about?

[Willie Griswold]

That's what I was going with.

[Tom Griswold]

This will get chick angry. In 1950, in 12 newspapers, the comic strip Beetle Bailey debuted.

[Josh Arnold]

The gentle humor of Beetle.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a huge fan.

[Chick McGee]

Not one laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Is he in the army?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's in the army.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look at this.

[Chick McGee]

Although the only thing that's funny is the. The Sarge looks exactly like his dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is good. That's a good gag.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look at this. Beatles causing trouble in the commentary.

[Tom Griswold]

No, wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

He misunderstood the order.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the name of his dog? No. Great dog named. That's right. O, T, T. Otto.

[Christy Lee]

Otto.

[Tom Griswold]

Otto. You don't hear that? That's. That'd be another. That's a great dog name. Maybe we should get another dog.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a girl's Name Otto.

[Tom Griswold]

We can get a dog because we gotta get two.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody will say, oh, my gosh, your girlfriend just drove off the road.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, no, that. Trust me, that one.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said. I said she was gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, whatever. Well, we have to conclude this episode of Today in History. We're not even. Not even close to being done.

[Chick McGee]

I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I knew that.

[Christy Lee]

I knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what did Pearl Jam do in the state of 1991?

[Josh Arnold]

Release 10.

[Chick McGee]

10?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Their greatest hits.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

That's not true. There's a bunch of others. The Goat album's good, whatever that's called.

[Tom Griswold]

Versus 10 is a great album.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is a great album.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let's see now.

[Josh Arnold]

Myology has its hits.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh, right now it's time to, uh, tell me what's coming up in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee, spin the black circle. Circle. You can have that one.

[Christy Lee]

Get your Powerball jackpot tickets out. Well, there was not a big winner last night.

[Chick McGee]

Now I gotta go to get more.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we gotta spend more money. Vampire energy, is it draining you? We'll talk about that every morning. Hemorrhoids in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

A really interesting hemorrhoid story. If you've got hemorrhoids, don't go anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, news about piles.

[Christy Lee]

If you don't have them, we have. You may get them. If you don't do this.

[Chick McGee]

I. You know, they say you should be in the moment. Be here now. You should be grateful. I am grateful that I've never been men affected by hemorrhoids. And I don't know how, because I've. I've. I have a sedentary job.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Basically very lazy and never had any.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what causes roids?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can. You said a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Truck drivers will get them.

[Chick McGee]

Straining. Straining while you go.

[Tom Griswold]

It has something to do with contemporary electronics. Oh, in the world of roids right.

[Chick McGee]

Now, putting your ipod up your butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the answer?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, we don't have to do the story.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't have to do the story now.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that it only works with an iPhone 16, though? You gotta buy the new one.

[Chick McGee]

17. Well, the software update, then. It doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1 8, Bob, Tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Up in just a few minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hi, Willie Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Man.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need factor pass from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. McGee. Now, we were doing kind of a quiz form of a today in history, and I want to get back to that, but I. Something was bugging me.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll try to make this clear. I was playing the game. I played the game Connections.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Online. It's from. It's. It's sort of like it's along with the same group with World wordle.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I play it every day, and it's. It's obsessed. It's. I. I'm really.

[Christy Lee]

There are five words that all connect some way or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You have to make these connections, and I'm just really upset about one. I did get it. Yeah. There's four groups.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And they, you. They, you. They give you all these words. You look at the words, you try to put them into groups of four. It's fairly simple.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So, but if you get the first three, then you automatically get the last one, obviously, because. Okay, but here's the point. This was, this was one of the answers. Go ahead. And I want to see if anyone knows what this is about.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Go for. Said the answer was worn by Earring Magic Ken.

[Christy Lee]

Earring Magic Ken.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who Earring Magic Ken is?

[Christy Lee]

I have to be a Barbie doll Ken.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct. Oh, but yeah, and it. That was the answer. Oh, the, the clues were earring, mesh shirt, necklace and pleather vest.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so it was things worn by Ken. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You would have gotten that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think I did get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Chick wasn't listening until just now.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Willie Griswold]

He kind of nailed it, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

So what, you were aware of Earring Magic Ken?

[Chick McGee]

Well, Ken gives it away, kind of. What else would it be?

[Christy Lee]

Right. Did you think it was? What?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Ken was the answer. It doesn't tell you. Ken. All the clues were. Were earring, mesh shirt, necklace and pleather vest.

[Christy Lee]

That's not how you present your wanted it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. I was. I didn't. I should have given it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, it would have been more difficult.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It would have been my time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get it, or was it just the last one?

[Chick McGee]

I think I did get it, but you're right. I think it was the last one. The purple one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. That's just A. Who would know what that. Apparently, that was like a. In the 60s, they released a Ken doll that became a gay icon. Huh.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not aware of that either.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a whole story about it, but then it was pulled off the shelves and. What a weird clip. I didn't think anybody would know that. Well, back to our birthdays. This is a tougher one. Christian, that was.

[Willie Griswold]

That you just wanted to kind of complain about.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all that was.

[Tom Griswold]

I want someone to justify that.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you think that Will Shorts listens to this and he's gonna change wordle and change Sudoku, change connections by what you say on this?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. Yeah, he's the editor. Next time I see Will Shorts, I'm telling him for the 50th time the abbreviation for microphone is M I, C. Okay? Not M I, K, E. They got it wrong again two weeks ago. Come on, Will, get it right. I love that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Life's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Now, this is.

[Chick McGee]

This is my. Well, dag on it. Is that today's. Yeah, I can't do. I don't want to do today's.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the car lady around here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You love your cars.

[Christy Lee]

I love my cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who William Lyons is? Born on this date in 1901.

[Chick McGee]

You could never believe a word he said. That.

[Tom Griswold]

No Lion.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he start BO they called him Billboard.

[Chick McGee]

Billy boy.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't Peugeot have a lion as their logo or something?

[Tom Griswold]

The founder of Jaguar.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, it should have been a lion, not a Jaguar.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's not how it works.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys go Jag.

[Christy Lee]

Jaguar.

[Chick McGee]

Do you say Jaguar?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Hell no.

[Tom Griswold]

How they say it did.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't. Jaguar.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's jagged.

[Tom Griswold]

It's an English car, not French.

[Chick McGee]

And it's war, not wire.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jaguar.

[Tom Griswold]

Jaguar. Jaguar. They're awesome car. They're so cool. Let's see now. Happy birthday to John DiMaggio.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody Joe's brother?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Mrs. Coffee? No. Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Another good guess. I never the. The voice actor for Bender and Futurama.

[Willie Griswold]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I knew I recognized the name. I really did.

[Christy Lee]

You really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I love his voice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, me too.

[Chick McGee]

He's got very distinctive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And one of your favorites, Fleetwood Max Don't Stop Charts as a single on this date in 1976.

[Josh Arnold]

Did that hit the charts again when Clinton was using it?

[Christy Lee]

I think it did.

[Josh Arnold]

It may have recharged.

[Christy Lee]

The kids knew it then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. It's. And it's weird now how stuff is recharging yeah. Particularly because of television shows. A bunch of stuff recharted because of Stranger Things.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I think that Fleetwood Mack Rumors album was pretty popular.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I knew a couple people that had it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I just was reading this a couple days ago. It's still in the top 100.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. After all, it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Dark side of the Moon might still be up there. It's been on forever, right?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a handful that are out there all the time. Well, right now it's time to switch gears years and leave the world of history and enter the world of the present. With Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance.

[Christy Lee]

News desk, the Powerball jackpot jumped to an eye popping $1.7 billion after yet another drawing passed without a big winner. Numbers selected last night were 3, 16, 29, 61 and 69.

[Chick McGee]

You sound like a lady on the phone.

[Christy Lee]

With the powerball number being 2222. The next drawing will be Saturday night. The prize expected to be the third largest in U.S. lottery history.

[Chick McGee]

If you had it, come and get it. If you didn't, better luck next time.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so none of us won.

[Christy Lee]

Well, none of us won the big jackpot, but I'm sure your ticket's worth something.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you going to get your numbers?

[Chick McGee]

Are you going to make a point to go get tickets on Friday or Saturday? You're going to send Mark out again or what are you going to do?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'll do it Saturday morning when I go to get up.

[Josh Arnold]

Ice.

[Christy Lee]

So ice on Saturday morning.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to make a list in my. So ice, toast and coffee are not available at your home. It's all available out there.

[Christy Lee]

I like an ice machine.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I. It's crushed ice and I hate crushed ice.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate the way you live.

[Chick McGee]

I do too.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't your fancy ass refrigerator freezer make ice?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's.

[Chick McGee]

Can't you dial up the. Are you trying to tell me that you're. Your refrigerator. You have. You can't dial a specific type of ice to be dispensed?

[Tom Griswold]

If you can. I don't know how to do it. I go get gasoline right by Willie's school.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gasoline.

[Tom Griswold]

And then by my school where you used to go to high school.

[Willie Griswold]

The girls go there right now. I've been there since 2011.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Get a bag of ice, couple lottery tickets and fill her and fill it up.

[Chick McGee]

I go out there by Willie's school.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you go to the Gas station where the guy, the blind guy used to sell brooms at that gas station.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Willie Griswold]

That's the gas station they bought cigarettes at for the first time.

[Christy Lee]

Man, what a nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Used to steal brooms from the blind guy.

[Chick McGee]

You resell them.

[Tom Griswold]

The blind guy, he's no longer with us, sadly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he is. Cuz he used to sell him by a post office.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he did, by the post.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was very grumpy. But I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he got beaten with a. I would.

[Tom Griswold]

I would still buy his brooms.

[Christy Lee]

I bought his brooms too, but the paint always would come off. Did you notice that?

[Tom Griswold]

I still have one complaining about blind guy's broom. That's Adam. I shall have one of his brooms. Should I put it up on. Should I put it up on ebay for those that collect blind guy brooms?

[Chick McGee]

Sir, sir, can I. Sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Just take a look at this?

[Chick McGee]

The paint on your brooms comes off. You know what, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Chick is right. Whenever you see a blind person, talk louder. Right, Chick?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't blind people say that's like the biggest, most annoying thing? Yes, people yell at them.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, you can't. You can't see.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Willie Griswold]

And in reality, you should whisper to them because their. Their other senses get enhanced. Like the Daredevil. If you're familiar, let me show you.

[Christy Lee]

Wear deodorant because they can smell.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you something. What's the favorite song you play on the piano? All blind people can play the piano, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, yeah. So Saturday morning I'll get some more tickets and get some. Get my ice and fill up the car with gasoline.

[Chick McGee]

All right, so now will you also get toast? Toast and coffee?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay, I'll get coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Asked and answered.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Will that be asked?

[Tom Griswold]

I told you I'd toast for the first time this year over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Meat. You know that.

[Chick McGee]

You're down to like no food, aren't you? I think that's a noble cause.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, you got to live long.

[Willie Griswold]

He's eating more salmon than a bear.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't see. You don't see old fat people. You ever notice that? Well, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy Humphrey didn't live to be 70. Ever notice that weighed 450 to died at 32. What a shock. Coming up, comedian L. Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm guessing you're not just randomly invited to funerals.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's what I went to. I'm surprised they could carry the casket. Coming up, Joe Theisman, NFL. Great. We'll be nice to join.

[Chick McGee]

Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening.

[Chick McGee]

Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hey, Willie Griswold's here. Hey, man, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the Orion Auto Parts studio. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee. Now, a couple things happening here. We're going to be talking to NFL great Joe Theisman coming up in a few minutes, and I believe we're going to hook up at this point with. There he is. It's. It's Al Jackson.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing the black hat.

[Chick McGee]

Cowboy hat.

[Tom Griswold]

The black cowboy.

[Al Jackson]

My lead in Joe Theisman. Like, you don't. That's like such a letdown. Like, we got Joe Theisman coming up, up. But first is a black man in his living room.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sorry about that. I didn't mean it to be that way.

[Al Jackson]

I saw your. I saw your thirst trap cowboy hat pick.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I have the cowboy hat right here. Do you want me to. You want to see it, Al? Yes, sir.

[Willie Griswold]

It's weird. It made me say a sentence I've never said in my life, which is, oh, my dad looks so hot in that picture. That's a sentence I didn't think I was ever going to say, Willie.

[Al Jackson]

Okay, your dad is a zaddy.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think, Al?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, yes. That.

[Tom Griswold]

I got to wear that. My headphones on upside down.

[Christy Lee]

You were meant to wear that.

[Al Jackson]

Do they make headphones? There are. There have been country and western stations since the beginning of radio. They have to make headphones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do.

[Christy Lee]

They do.

[Al Jackson]

Do they really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's like the old earbuds with a cord. Yeah, that's how they go.

[Al Jackson]

Okay, now, how comfortable are you in that hat? Are you in that like you're putting it on and taking it off? Or is this like, when are you gonna be in the. This is what I'm wearing all day. I'm going to the grocery store with this. I'm picking the kids up with this. Like, when is it going to be.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my dog walking hat.

[Willie Griswold]

No, that's it.

[Christy Lee]

You only wear it when you walk the dog. Well, I bet it's hard to ride a bike on that with that on.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me put my headphones back on, Al. My dermatologist told me to wear hats that cover the tops of my ears because I'm having some. I'm having issues with too much sun and basil cells. It's too boring to explain, But I got to get top of my ear one of them.

[Chick McGee]

Are you worried that you don't want people to think you've just. You just want to start wearing cowboy hats? You have to come up with this extrapolated.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not an excuse. I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Explanation.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm like, josh, I speak the truth. Truth. Why don't you just own it and.

[Al Jackson]

Become a full time. Because.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

Look, I feel like. And Chick, back me up on this. There's an age that every man gets to where you get to decide if you're going to wear a certain hat. Like, some guys do it with the. The captain's hat. Yeah, you're just like, once you're like 66 and retired, you're like, this guy just always has a captain's hat on, Even at happy hour.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the look Chick wants me to go with. I'm not going to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

The captain's hat. You have to drink a lot to own that hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

So there's no sober captain's hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Guys, I've been told if you're gonna wear a cowboy, you need to wear the boots.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, do you have boots, too?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't. I. I don't think I'm gonna go that route. But I love the hat, though.

[Chick McGee]

Look. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What about. And I'd also like to get a pickup truck. I've always wanted a pickup truck.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Have you.

[Al Jackson]

Have you driven in one lately?

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Al Jackson]

It's pickup trucks. As soon as you get in the cab and you hit the gas, you're like. You feel the power. Like, I'm a. I'm a person. I love to drive. And like a pickup truck. It's like you. You kind of like, sit up because you're like, oh, this is like a v. A machine. They're like, serious. You should get one.

[Chick McGee]

Well, with the hat. Not only that. Luxurious tom pickup trucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know. Goodness gracious. They didn't have a suburban. We went to rent one and they. So we ended up with a pick truck. My girls loved it. I thought it was the coolest thing ever. But I explained to them, well, there's only the one back seat. If your friends come, they're gonna have to be clinging to the truck bed back there.

[Christy Lee]

We all grew up that way. They don't allow it anymore. Sadly.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was fun to ride in the back of the pickup truck.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Particularly when you got t boned and the kids bodies just flew across.

[Josh Arnold]

Never happened to me, so it was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you say you knew a guy who had a dog jumped out of the pickup truck when they were moving?

[Tom Griswold]

I do, I do, I do, I do. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

My dog jumped out of my car. It was moving, so it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was on i4 in Orlando. You're familiar.

[Christy Lee]

A little different.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I can't tell you how fast I'd jump out of a car if you were driving, I can tell you that it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was an Irish setter. Not the. Not the brightest breed apparently, but a cool dog.

[Al Jackson]

How'd that work out for the dog?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say I'm not going to tell you the end of the story. Story. But Irish setters are beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. This one was really stupid, obviously.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe just wanted to chase a rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, from. In any event, the function of this program is for Al to educate me in the world of the street with the latest in street lingo. Al, what have you got for me today?

[Al Jackson]

Tom, I think this lingo is going to go great with your new look. I think you need to embrace it. You know, I. I want one day for you to be able to use this word in your everyday life. And Tom, that word is trill.

[Tom Griswold]

Trill. T, R, I, L, L. Yes, sir.

[Al Jackson]

What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in music it means like. Like if you're on a clarinet, a trill is like.

[Chick McGee]

Well explained.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that correct? I mean like a flute will trill extended note. No, no, no. Like a, like an up and like you're moving your fingers real quick. Quick. On a flute.

[Josh Arnold]

You also trill your tongue when you certain Spanish words.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Is that what the teal day means?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So is trill. What context are we talking about it?

[Al Jackson]

Al, I don't want to give it.

[Tom Griswold]

Away, but is it short? Is it short like, like Riz is? No. Okay. Because I know that one now.

[Chick McGee]

You know Riz now?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you using it all the time?

[Tom Griswold]

Never.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Al has a lot of Riz, meaning he's a charismatic guy. But when I say, when I say it, it sounds like he has a venereal disease. When I say Al has a lot of Riz, it sounds like he's got the clap.

[Josh Arnold]

Al is an Ohio Riz. They're kind of off. A little weird.

[Al Jackson]

Yes. But like it's likable.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Like it's like, you don't know why, but, like, this guy is charming, even though, like, they shouldn't be. It's just like, oh, he's got a weird thing where everybody likes him, even though he's not traditionally, like, you know, charming, unconventional, charm.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So where we get back to Trill. Is it a smaller part of a larger word that's been.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

It's not short for ventriloquist, if that's what you're asking.

[Josh Arnold]

I went to a Trill convention.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I went to a Trill convention. A lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot of intact hymens.

[Chick McGee]

It was a.

[Willie Griswold]

This might help. I have a question for Al that might be a clue. Al, are you familiar in beautiful Boulder, Colorado, on Pearl street, there's a weed shop called Trill Dispensary. It used to be my favorite dispensary. Does that help?

[Al Jackson]

No. But I am in Boulder this weekend performing, and I will go and take a picture and send it into the show.

[Willie Griswold]

All right. Very cool. That help at all, dad?

[Tom Griswold]

So Trill must. Is it a. So it's a drug reference? No. No. Oh, okay. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. It didn't help. Will he just. Money.

[Willie Griswold]

It really didn't help at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it in any way related to something that is thrilling?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like Shoot to Trill.

[Al Jackson]

That would actually be a good spin off.

[Chick McGee]

Shoot to Trill.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone have any idea?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No.

[Al Jackson]

Willie, you don't know?

[Willie Griswold]

No, I was. We would use. It's like. It's as like a sub for chill. Honestly, like, it's. That's so Trill. Something like that. It was just one of those words like steezy or just cool. It was one of those subs.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. Like, the way that I've always heard it used. And like, I. I think it's one of those words that may have started one way and then went out of fashion, and then when it came back, it had a different meaning. But Trill is, like, kind of the. The. Like the combination of, like. I don't want to say true and real just because that sounds like it is, but it's just like it's. It's like a. A way to say that something's legit. Like, oh, we're gonna go to this party.

[Tom Griswold]

My.

[Al Jackson]

My boy Willie G throwing is gonna be Trill.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, all right.

[Al Jackson]

It's just like.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Al Jackson]

It's like it's been minted or certified as being, like, a legitimate thing.

[Christy Lee]

It's been approved.

[Chick McGee]

True.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting. I would never have guessed that.

[Al Jackson]

All right, so, Tom, can we hear you use it in a sentence, please?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. So it's got to be something that's legit. Coming up all fall on this program, Chick McGee will be doing his sports picks. And if you follow them and bet on them every week, you're going to end up a big winner. Trill.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

That was good. I thought you were trillionaire or something, but. No, that was nice.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were going to mess it up. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How did I do? Well, good.

[Al Jackson]

You got it in right there at the end.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And you notice. You notice I did use it in a sense. I just stopped.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then just said it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was as natural.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. It just floed right out of there.

[Chick McGee]

I thought. I thought Tupac was in the room.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, the same way I. I end most of my phrases by saying true, dad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you do.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Al, we got to say goodbye. You're gonna be in Boulder this weekend. Am I getting this right?

[Al Jackson]

Yes, I'll be in Boulder this weekend. And I got some gigs with Willie G coming up in December in Syracuse and at the Dayton Funny Bone. So check us out if you're in that area. So, yeah, that's what's up. I love y'.

[Chick McGee]

All.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, thank you, Al. Right now, this portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by our friends at Simplisafe.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very Much Chick. Coming up, Joe Theisman will be our special guest. We are in the aurelioto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Willie Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I know you're a great mood because the NFL season is about to start.

[Chick McGee]

Our long national nightmare is finally over.

[Tom Griswold]

So we thought we'd actually check in with someone that knows what they're talking about. Rarity on this program, it is the great Joe Theisman joining us via satellite. Hi Joe. That's a great looking room you're in. Is that your house?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, that's.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah, that's one of them.

[Chick McGee]

Atta boy.

[Willie Griswold]

All right, that's awesome.

[Joe Theisman]

Before I go any further, you know I love Chick, but Christy, it's so great to talk to you again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, thank you, Joe.

[Joe Theisman]

So long since we've had a chance to say hello and of course everybody else there but you know.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like I'm watching the Gilligan's island theme and the rest.

[Joe Theisman]

And the rest of the crew.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey Joe, when you, when you watch games, do you like to watch by yourself so you can focus on them or do you have people around you that keep going? Hey Joe, what'd you think of that, Joe? Huh? Is that a good play? Joe?

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Joe Theisman]

Actually, my wife and I watch it. Robin and I watch it together pretty much. I'm not big going into sports bars unless I go down to my restaurant in Alexandria. I'll sit around, but I don't really get a chance to watch a lot. You have to walk around and visit with people, which is great, but I sort of like just Robin and I watching it and she screams and yells at the TV and I question everything that everybody says. Why did you say that? You missed that? You saw where that receiver lined up. You know he closed the split down. You know they're going to run an out route. Why don't you tell me as that. So I'm, I'm the, I'm the announcer's critic, I guess you could say sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

What are your thoughts right off the bat on some of the changes in the NFL, including the, the chain gang thing, etc. Etc.

[Joe Theisman]

It was eventually going to come, I think, you know, they're, they're working continually to make it better of fan experience, more accurate as far as that goes. There's There's a degree that's you're not going to be able to see the ball sometimes. I think that was one of the issues. But I'm curious to see how this is going to work out. I think it was eventually going to come because we see more and more technology coming into the game as it is. And I think it's a good idea because we've seen, like, you know, it's been this close to being a first down, and it all really depends on where the official wants to put their foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Joe Theisman]

Not that it's their fault, but, you know, the accuracy element of it really wasn't quite there. And so, you know. But I feel sorry for all those people that were on the chain gang now that are going to lose their job jobs now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever see any of the old referees from back in the day? Do they. Do they. Do they ever come to the reunions and were you on pretty good terms with any of them?

[Joe Theisman]

I. I was. I mean, you scream and yell at them, but then they laugh at you. So I guess you could call that good terms a little bit. Like your show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right.

[Joe Theisman]

People screaming. Everybody laughs. Everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

No, it's. Every now and then you see him. But not. Not a lot of the officials, most of them had other jobs.

[Josh Arnold]

Jobs.

[Joe Theisman]

Most of them still do have other jobs because, you know, the pay isn't great for officials, and they're in a very difficult situation. You know, now everything they do is scrutinized from the camera angle. So if somebody makes a call and they miss, it's like in baseball, you know, you've got that square that everybody. They bring it up after the umpires made a call and the ball is outside or inside. It was a strike. It wasn't a strike. You know, we're moving more and more towards technology and taking the human element out, which I'm not a really big fan of. I still think, you know, all of it, although I've been affected by human error as far as officials making calls. But, you know, it's like they say, it's part of the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Do you remember specific times you were robbed? Like a terrible call.

[Chick McGee]

Kidding me.

[Tom Griswold]

Very specific.

[Joe Theisman]

One specific. Against the St. Louis Cardinals. At that time, they were the St. Louis Cardinals. E.J. jr hit me late. He was a linebacker.

[Josh Arnold]

Theirs.

[Joe Theisman]

He hit me late. It was a game at RFK Stadium, and Ben Dr. Was the referee, I believe. And so he hits me really late. I turned around and I started screaming at Ben. I Said, for crying out loud, you know, I got rid of the ball. You know, I was standing there, you know, he knocked the living daylights out of me. Why don't you just throw the flag? He said, joe, you can sit and argue with me all day, but the clock's ticking. I'll give you a five yard penalty for delay a game if you don't get back in the puddle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you still send him a Christmas card.

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah, I still remember it very specifically.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's, that's so funny. What do you think about the, the state of college football with the, all the money flowing in? Do you.

[Joe Theisman]

It's a disaster. It's a disaster. It's been destroyed. College football does not exist anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Joe Theisman]

College athletics don't exist anymore. What it is, it's collegiates playing professional ball. That's all it is. And you know, and now it's seeping in in certain states of approved high schools to be able to compensate. It's really, I'm pretty sure that the Congress is going to step in pretty soon. I really do. I believe that something's coming down the road to try and stem the tide of this madness that we see. Now. I'm not saying that, you know, there isn't some type of possible compensation that could be given to people. Not at the high school level, I don't believe that at all. But at the collegiate level. Okay, okay, I'll relent in that area. I had a, what I thought was a pretty good solution a long time ago, well, not so long ago, about four or five years ago, is if everybody's clamoring about wanting a piece of the jersey sales, you know, the, the university, the program, football program makes so much money. What they forget is the football program funds so many other aspects of the university, both educational and athletic. So I said put, take, take a, let's say it's jersey sales all started really with, with Trevor Lawrence down at Clemson.

[Josh Arnold]

You're.

[Joe Theisman]

Well, you're not getting a piece of your jersey sales. Okay, fine, we'll give you the same deal we give the NFL players, we'll give you 10% of, of the net sales and you, we'll put that in a trust for you. And when you leave school, the money's yours. If you want to leave early, it's yours. You want to go the full term, it's yours. But that's your money and we'll put it in a trust for you. And that way you somewhat impre. Protected the integrity of what college football was before, for. And it's a, it's a slippery slope because there are young guys out there that, you know, the, the families that raise them, the, you know, they need the money. Okay, I, I can see that. So like I said, it's a, it's a very slippery slope when you get into it. But I, I think that with the portal and, and here's the portal, guys, this is the one that drives me crazy, is, you know, some committee sat around and decided on the portal in college football.

[Chick McGee]

Football.

[Joe Theisman]

Wasn't there anybody in that room that said, well, wait a second, we have two portal dates. One occurs in the middle of the college football playoffs. The other occurs in the middle of the NCAA basketball tournament. Don't you think that that would be a stupid time for players just to leave?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

Wouldn't somebody, wouldn't somebody at whatever table they were sitting at say, maybe that's not such the best time timing for us to be able to do that? And I think that's going to change too. I think they're going to take that down to one date so that you can declare for the portal as opposed to two. So we, you know, changes are coming.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with Joe, Joe Theisman, and I didn't mean to interrupt. Joe. Sorry, I. On a much, much lighter note, I'll often say to a comedian, was there a particular time you were on stage where suddenly everything worked for you and you realize, okay, I can do this this. Was there a particular time in your college career where you went, okay, this is going to work? I, I've got this. Were you, were you like nervous going in or were you just so great from high school on, you knew it was going to happen?

[Joe Theisman]

The reason I'm laughing is because I've been considered somewhat cocky. You know, for me, it's like, it's like, just give me the ball. I can do it. Just let me have the ball. Let me go do this. Let me go do my thing. That kind of a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's it call. Great.

[Joe Theisman]

No, I was actually, it was my sophomore year, the seventh game of the season. Terry Hanr got hurt. He was our quarterback, Heisman Trophy candidate. There were three seniors on the team. Bob Belden, Cole o'. Brien. We just lost Kohi, God bless him, and myself and say, Bob Belden, Terry Coley and myself. I was the sophomore. Those were three seniors. Terry gets hurt and Eric comes to me, he says, you're up. And that's, you know, that's sort of a, a defining moment in your life because now you either have to get yourself mentally ready to play football and play at a level where, you know, two years prior to that they won the championship in 1966. So now it's 1968, basically the same team and all of a sudden I'm a sophomore quarterback. And if, you know, I've said this all the time. If you don't believe in who you are, who's going to believe in you? And so, you know, for me it was, that was sort of the, the moment that, you know, I made the decision that, hey, I can do, do this. I can, I can do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's great.

[Joe Theisman]

I worked hard and I can do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it go well right from the get go? Oh, yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

We scored 49, I think in the first half and that'll count.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're done.

[Joe Theisman]

It went, it went pretty well through my, through the college career.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you have, do you have.

[Chick McGee]

He finished second in the Heisman Trophy. Okay. Was it Plunkett?

[Joe Theisman]

Thanks, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

No, Jim Plunkett.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just, I remember Hanratty and Seymour on the COVID of Sports Illustrated.

[Chick McGee]

You don't remember Theisman and Gatewood? Come on. The other ones. Yeah, the other ones. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's like Brewer and Shipley, Hanrandy and Seymour Crosby still snatching Young. They all go together. Joe Theisman is our guest.

[Chick McGee]

But Terry didn't do that well. And didn't. Wasn't he drafted by the Steelers and did not do that well?

[Joe Theisman]

Terry spent his entire career with the Steelers. Yeah, he played a fair amount of football at different times. Yeah, he was, it was a very. He was the guy they went to when things went a little crazy.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't win the super bowl, if that's what you're asking, Chick. That's what is what I'm asking.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Chick. We have to. He. He talks to himself all morning long, Joe. It's sad.

[Chick McGee]

Joe, you have never, you have never told these guys a story about where you were almost drafted. You almost were sent to play with Miami Dolphins and you could have been a part of that undefeated team. Can you tell Tom what, what happened there?

[Joe Theisman]

Yeah, I, I am I thinking I was intelligent enough to be able to do my own contract. I didn't have an agent represent me, which was not a good idea at the age of 21. You make stupid. Not stupid decisions, but you make impulsive decisions. And so I decided to negotiate my own contract. I flew down to Miami, I drafted in the fourth round. I was their third Pick because they had to give up the first round pick to the Baltimore Colts because Coach Shula left Baltimore to go to Miami.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

Lie down. I meet with Mr. Robbie. Their general manager was having surgery, so I met with the owner, and he said to me, what do you want? You'll love these numbers. I said, I want 35, 45, and $55,000.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Joe Theisman]

And I want a $35,000 signing bonus, broken down 12, 12, and 11. He said, wow. You know, we sort of reserved that for our second round picks. And I'm thinking, okay. But then he said, fine, you got it. I flew back to South Bend, and the. The clause regarding my bonus, they had me paying it back if I didn't show up in any of those three years. I said it was wrong. And we haggled for a while, back and forth, back and and forth. In the meantime, I got a call from Leo Cahill, the coach of the Toronto Organ. I says, fly up to Toronto. We want to make you an offer. Flew up there, they made me an offer. 50, 50, 50, 50 us and then. And so I signed. I said, but if you leave the country, it's off the table. I signed the contract, flew back to South Bend. Eric calls me Eric Par was my coach, who was my consultant, whom I never consulted. He said, what in heaven's name have you done? I said, I signed with the Argonauts. He said, I know Shul is on a plane right now, and he's coming up here. So he flew to South Bend, read me the riot act, you know, I wound up spending three wonderful years in Toronto. Broke only one bone up there in 1972, and that was that. Miami went undefeated in the Super Bowl. It's funny how life runs in cycles. For example, you know, Miami beats Washington to be undefeated in the Super Bowl. So seven, we wind up playing the Miami Dolphins in Super Bowl 17 and beating Coach Shula.

[Chick McGee]

Y.

[Joe Theisman]

Then we wind up then in broadcasting. See, people don't realize I broadcast Super Bowl 19 with Don Meredith and Frank Gifford.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

I replaced O.J. in the booth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

And that was a game between The San Francisco 49ers and the Miami Dolphins in. In Palo Alto, California. So Coach Shula has seen me three times, and it hasn't gone very well. I'm really excited to see me.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Graduate of John Carroll University. Very fun. Shula Jesuit College in Cleveland.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we're real quick. What do you think about the. The kid from Colorado coming out and he's declared by gosh, Travis Hunter, he's going to play both ways. I mean is that a thing that can be done ever? Especially nowadays?

[Joe Theisman]

It can be done, but not at a. On a full time chick. I mean, I mean Travis has a terrific defensive back, terrific wide receiver. You're Talking about about 160, 150 plays a game.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Joe Theisman]

His body's not going to hold up for 17 weeks. Even as wonderful as he is, as terrific an athlete as he is, your body's just going to go through wear and tear. I think he'll play some in particular instances on offense and I think he'll play probably predominantly on the defensive side and then just move them over to offense. It'd be of kind because you've got a lot. Not that he's incapable of learning the plays. I think he's mentally very able to handle all that stuff. It's just that the nuances are such that it takes time to learn. Like I said, the biggest thing is going to be body wear and tear. He's certainly capable of doing it, but I just don't see him being a full time guy on either. On both sides of the ball at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe Theisman, it's always a great pleasure. By the way. Joe is a very fine speaker. If you've got an organization looking for something, something. How do they find Joe Theisman? If they want to have him come and give a talk Joe.

[Joe Theisman]

They can log on to Joe TheIsman.com and we have places to get a hold of me there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, perfect. Highly recommend. It's always a great pleasure. I always appreciate your taking the time to talk to us. Do you want to give, do you want to give us like a top three picks for who's going to win this year?

[Joe Theisman]

You know, I still think you have to look at the top of the thing. Philadelphia. I think Washington was knocking on the door last year year in the AFC I Kansas City's still going to be a tough out. We know Baltimore with Lamar Jackson is going to be a tough one and Josh Allen in Buffalo is going to make it difficult. You know, Joe Burrow is, you know, they did something different in Cincinnati. They played their starters during the preseason which Zach hadn't done before. Hopefully they'll get off to a better start because they always finish strong. They just struggled early. So those are the teams I think that'll be knocking on the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yes or no question. Do you care about who plays halftime at the super bowl poll?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the, the, the Rock and roll D Entertainment no, that was a quick no.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a quick no. Thank you, Joe. It's always a great pleasure. Thank you so much, sir.

[Joe Theisman]

Great being with you all.

[Tom Griswold]

Take care.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. He knows what he's talking about. That scares me.

[Chick McGee]

That's seven right there.

[Tom Griswold]

I just love the fact that he said he was really cocky. He went out there and then, oh yeah, we scored 49. Whatever it was. I guess you're pretty good at that.

[Chick McGee]

He was very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But we all had those moments. He proceed. Guys like Joe probably. He was probably the best athlete in his high school, of course, was always really good.

[Chick McGee]

You know who his wide receiver was in high school? Who? Drew Pearson.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Who played for the Cowboys.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the Columbus Washington Post.

[Chick McGee]

No, original number 88. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie, you were going to say, I.

[Willie Griswold]

Said that same moment on a football field where I realized that it wasn't for me. You know, I got pancaked. I'm on my ass and I go, I'm gonna go play in the pet band.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just as important, those moments.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure it is. Yeah. Defining.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's some comedians we know that should have said, you know something? This isn't for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm sitting right here.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

They're the best. Get those Raycon earbuds. And don't forget the regular headphones from Raycon. They're also excellent. I high recommend them.

[Chick McGee]

I still get all gaga when I talk to Joe and I know.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too. It's hard to speak.

[Chick McGee]

I texted him during the Notre Dame Miami game on. On Sunday night, and I. Every now and again, he'll. He'll text me back. And then sometimes, you know, he's busy.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

But I. I said, you know, just go Irish. And it wasn't five minutes. He goes, yeah, we got. No offense. And boy, he was. He was. You know, they came back, but he was right on that, too. He said, yeah, he saw it coming.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a great speaker, by the way, if you get a chance, if you're looking for someone to speak to a group. He's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Have we even started the news?

[Christy Lee]

Christy, we have one story done.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's good. That's a star.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

One step in front of the other.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think we're capable of just BSing through the next break and you don't have any.

[Christy Lee]

That's fine with me.

[Chick McGee]

We could always hear this great song when we come home back.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this One Night in Banco?

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Can you name this? Can you name this song? Wait a minute. Here it comes. Who? Can you name that song?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I know it.

[Chick McGee]

I just don't think about it. We played it before. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Alan O Day. Is it not Alan O Day?

[Chick McGee]

It is Alan O Day, wise ass. It is Undercover angel, you prick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and that's how you like to introduce it, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly, ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got weather and traffic. You prick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, you lovely listeners. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

And Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

Of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Show.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Everything's beautiful, terrific. We're back. That's right. It's all very exciting and wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, who is this? You're supposed to be imitating. I. You have to.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. It's Tico Taco, you've got Lee, you've.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a post five Wiseman after glove.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I do. So I'm glad to hear him. Glad he's doing well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you, like, hold his hand ever or.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't ever hold his hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good. You know what? Good move not to try to grab.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever gone out to dinner with just you and Joe?

[Chick McGee]

No, but I have been out to dinner with him and a Couple other people.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I remember the big thing I took him to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Saint Elmo's fabulous steak restaurant. And we sat down, he goes, you know, I don't eat meat. And I said, no, Joe, I did not know. Know that. He goes, that's okay. I'll have the chicken. So that was kind of cool. Okay, well, no, the coolest thing that ever happened. We. He gave us a ride home from Redskins at the time, Bears game. And he said, hey, have you ever heard of these guys? And he takes out a Bob and Tom CD and puts it in his car. And he goes, this is my favorite bit. He plays Mr. Obvious. And I. I was at that point.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he know you were Mr. I'm sorry. Did he know who John Obvious was?

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think he sort of, kind of did.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, awesome.

[Willie Griswold]

Did you cry?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you?

[Chick McGee]

No, I did not.

[Willie Griswold]

I would have cried.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever met or spent time with someone like that, Tom? Like that you idolize, like an Eric Clapton or.

[Chick McGee]

I have lucked out. Joe was an incredibly nice guy right from the get go.

[Christy Lee]

And I lucked out with Peter Frampton, but I didn't know.

[Josh Arnold]

And I lucked out being here every morning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Aren't you glad you met us? Answer me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever spend time with an idol as well?

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

I've some people I admire very much, but yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tom, that's very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's great. It's fun to know that they. They like what you do in a couple of cases after the fact.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that you didn't know that they knew.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And. Yeah. But I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Too late.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to say who it was, but it was. That was kind of cool that. Oh, they really liked. That's fun. We had some of our albums were admired by some.

[Chick McGee]

Was it Khrushchev? It was Khrushchev, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

It was, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Jeffrey.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was. It was Dean Rusk and.

[Chick McGee]

Carl Albert. They loved him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Pierre Salinger? Of course not, J.D.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

God would have been impressive. You know, we've.

[Christy Lee]

Ernest Hemingway's son passed away. Did you see that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Patrick.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Hermie.

[Tom Griswold]

How old was he?

[Christy Lee]

91.

[Chick McGee]

Hermi. Hermie Hemingway.

[Christy Lee]

No, he was 97. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's hope this time it was natural.

[Christy Lee]

97, I think you call that.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I remember the other one. Lead poisoning.

[Christy Lee]

The other one. He and the other one didn't get along. We all know that. But we also have some other sad news. Me being the grim reaper that I am. Giorgio Armani has passed away this morning in Italy at the age he's 91. That's where I got the 91 stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonder.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder who he'll be buried in.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they ask you that on the black carpet?

[Chick McGee]

This is all.

[Tom Griswold]

Who are you wearing?

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful. If Saturday Night Live doesn't do this, this is their open.

[Tom Griswold]

I think, I think our new Jeopardy bit though is the best one that Josh thought of, I think.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about? What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you, you buzz in and you, you get the correct question.

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you say, what?

[Josh Arnold]

Josh? I knew that too. I would have gotten it.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Josh Arnold]

Buzzer not been slow.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever watched it? I've been watching it a lot lately and there was a lady on a couple nights ago who, the way she didn't say anything but the way her buzzer wasn't working correctly.

[Christy Lee]

She was mad about it.

[Chick McGee]

She was mad. She kept like doing that, like hand over fist banging on that thing. Oh, it was. Oh, it was not good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm terrible at watching that and trying to figure out who's good in the first five minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you think, oh, this guy, he's gonna. And then all of a sudden he sucks. And the lady that says nothing is just killing it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's a champions week or invitational this week or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it really?

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Too hard for me. I need Celebrity Jeopardy. Was it Roy Wood on Celebrity Jeopardy?

[Chick McGee]

I think he was very well and.

[Christy Lee]

I think he's our guest tomorrow. We could.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Roy Wood is our guest. And Roy's got a book on the way out.

[Chick McGee]

Murder mystery.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I believe it's going to be the story of his life. He originally wanted to write the story of your life.

[Chick McGee]

My life.

[Tom Griswold]

But they, they asked him for more than two pages.

[Chick McGee]

What would it be? Alone again. Alone. Alone. Alone. Is that what you're driving out there, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Roy has got a TV show coming called have I Got News for you on cnn.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Premiering this Saturday. And Roy's memoir is called the man of Many Fathers. Huh. And we've been working with Roy and some stuff with his dad. His father was a famous announcer. Radio. Radio guy. His dad was not Don Pardo, but thank you. But his dad was, was the guy that he, he actually discovered. Don Cornelius.

[Chick McGee]

Roy Wood Senior.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we'll talk with Roy about all those things tomorrow. And we've managed to not get anything out of Christy today, except for one story.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it's a good day.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had so many really good ones. Well, tomorrow you're going to find out if you've got hemorrhoids. All right, We've got a spiritual, spiritual treatment for your.

[Chick McGee]

How many times a week do you, you check? Do you go back there?

[Tom Griswold]

Look, see, that's something I've never had to deal with.

[Willie Griswold]

You just check on your wife. That's when you check. And.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's mostly blood.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

There's something going on.

[Chick McGee]

I know there's something going on. I think she's poisoning my food.

[Tom Griswold]

Take a mirror, look for a clump of grapes, and there you go. Well, thank you very much. We certainly appreciate your being here. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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