The BOB & TOM Show - September 5, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – September 5, 2025

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Date: September 5, 2025
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Jeff Oskay
Special Guest: Roy Wood Jr.

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Overview

This episode brings the classic blend of comedy, sports talk, music, pop culture, and irreverent banter that defines The BOB & TOM Show. Key topics include the kickoff of the NFL season, awkward product endorsements, the return of pumpkin spice, crosswords controversy, sports hijinks (including an NFL spitting incident), pop culture references, listener letters, and an interview with comedian Roy Wood Jr about his new book and TV return. Other highlights involve tales of wild pets, musical nostalgia, smart-toaster envy, lottery fantasies, and a quirky chat with “the other” Mark Zuckerberg.

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Main Segments & Highlights

1. Pumpkin Spice Parody Song – “Pumpkin Spice”

[01:31–03:36]
Pat Godwin kicks off the day with a sharp parody about pumpkin spice mania, turning warm-and-fuzzy fall cliches on their head.

“I don’t mind it in a candle, I don’t mind it in my tea, I love it in pooch… even though it’s bad for me” — Pat Godwin [02:03]
Josh Arnold jumps in with a quip about “pumpkin spice douche,” leading to more comic riffing on the boundaries of the spice trend.

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2. NFL Season Kickoff & Jersey Talk

[03:55–06:46]
Chick reviews the previous night’s NFL opener (Eagles 24, Cowboys 20), recapping the weather delays, late finish, and Chick’s own take on the world of NFL jerseys.

“There’s your $350, your $380, your $170…” — Chick McGee on jersey price tiers [04:50]
“What does the higher level give you?” — Tom Griswold [05:06]

They also discuss the culture clash of a game in Sao Paulo, Brazil, with Brazilian halftime show speculation and Sergio Mendes references.

“He’s the only artist you think of, right, when you think of Brazil?” — Chick to Tom [06:07]

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3. Crossword & Puzzle Game Rant

[07:06–10:38]
Tom laments the obscure pop culture content in crosswords (“magic earring Ken” as a gay icon) and dives into common crossword grievances — including guitar pedal spellings and unclear clues.

“Recent crossword clue was: guitar pedal. Four letters … Wah wah, but that’s not right.” — Tom Griswold [09:20]
The group explores generational divides on mobile game preferences and “toilet phone” pitfalls.

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4. NFL Opener Drama: Spitting, Delays, & Sports Betting

[13:32–19:27]
Sports drama heats up as Chick details the game’s spitting controversy (Dak Prescott vs. Jalen Carter), player ejections, and even NFL protocols for rain delays and post-game public transit.
Chick pushes Prize Picks (fantasy pick ’em app) and lays out the life-and-death cycles of Indiana sports, closing with:

“Double it, bet it on tonight’s game, you’re right back in.” — Chick, “responsible gambler” [19:27]

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5. Pop Culture, Listener Letters, & Food Nostalgia

[21:47–24:44]
Letters flow in on inside jokes (e.g., “Saquon Barkley=’Quan Barkley’”), audience influences, and the finer points of dunking toast vs French dip sandwiches.

“I want the chicken with a handle!” — Listener’s daughter, mispronouncing “drumstick” [27:01]
Much laughter at how family idioms take root, and Tom’s butcher-term tangent about “the second joint” on chicken.

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6. Roy Wood Jr Interview: Fathers, Comedy, & Book Tour

[105:33–112:59]
Roy Wood Jr. joins to talk about his new memoir The Man of Many Fathers (Oct 28) and his CNN show Have I Got News for You (premiering tomorrow).
Roy shares personal stories about paternal mentorship, growing up with “many fathers,” and awkward moments as a young comic:

“My dad passed when I was sixteen … I just wanted to sit down and talk about how we, as men, gravitate to different mentors.” — Roy [109:01]
(On wild comedy stories) “Pretending to have a gig after a show was canceled rather than face your angry wife—that’s the business, man!” — Roy [111:02]
Heartfelt recollections are wrapped within a layer of classic BOB & TOM humor about cocaine, cheap gig cancellations, and Roy’s first sight of hard drugs in a hospital dishroom.

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7. Mark Zuckerberg… the Bankruptcy Lawyer

[130:11–135:49]
“Mark Zuckerberg,” a real bankruptcy attorney in Indiana, details his surreal battle to keep his own Facebook account—as the real Mark Zuckerberg’s fame repeatedly got his personal and professional pages deactivated for “impersonation.” The crew riff on trademark law, possible name changes, and lottery bankruptcy odds.

“Every time they shut me off and I appealed, only the press attention got them to fix it!” — Mark Zuckerberg, not THAT one [132:59]

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8. Legos, Smart Appliances, and 21st-Century Envy

[93:02–99:14]
The hosts marvel at a new world record for barefoot running on Legos, the $1,000 Death Star Lego set, and the wild resale value of plastic bricks.
Pat Godwin’s “Lego” parody (“Effing Legos” [95:00]) captures every parent’s pain.
Tech envy surfaces with tales of Chick’s WiFi-enabled toaster, fridge, and meat thermometer, leading Tom to muse:

“Our culture has babied us … this is why terrorists use our lives as recruiting videos.” — Tom Griswold [148:10]

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9. Sports Talk: Spitting Scandal, Football in Brazil & Fan Conduct

Key Segments: [18:17–20:56], [28:00–33:41], [42:19–44:40], [77:21–78:55]
– Detailed play-by-play of the season’s first NFL game, rain delays, and a flagrant spitting incident
– Travis Kelce’s press moment about the Portugal game and playful jabs about learning Portuguese
– The Seahawks’ new undercover policy to cut down on stadium violence
– Caitlin Clark, the Indiana Fever, and the heartbreak of another sports star lost to injury

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10. Musical Nostalgia and Band Trivia

[63:32–77:21]
Foreigner’s bid to play at the “Swift/Kelce wedding” sparks memories of 70s/80s rock, snark about cover bands, and shout-outs to “General Norman Johnson” and the song “Give Me Just A Little More Time.”
Disbelief at the number of legacy bands touring with zero original members, and playful debates about most embarrassing world records (“most pairs of Crocs,” anyone?).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

“You ever hear that story Tom tells… it’s Sergio Mendes.”

— Pat Godwin [06:53]

“Do you want some of this before I put it away?”

— Listener Mrs. M, quoting her wife’s twist on Tom’s “towel trick” [121:12]

“All the great hats are made of beaver, Ace.”

— Chick McGee [35:54]

“Jalen Carter, kicked out of the game six seconds in… did not even snap the ball.”

— Chick McGee [13:58]

“Bob and Tom, even in Paris: I’m a wife’s kiss away from the Pierre Hardon hat-trick.”

— Ron, listener in France [46:13]

“Only 15% would invest their lottery winnings? The other 85% are bums!”

— Tom Griswold [127:49]

“He’s got a WiFi toaster. You can toast your bread from the car.”

— Jeff Oskay, flabbergasted [145:15]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Pumpkin Spice Parody: [01:31–03:36]
• NFL Opener Review / Jersey Talk: [03:55–06:46]
• Crossword Puzzle Rant: [07:06–10:38]
• Spitting Scandal & Prize Picks: [13:32–19:27]
• Listener Letters, Food, “Chicken Handles”: [21:47–27:01]
• Cowboy Hat Rules & Longmire: [34:10–37:39]
• Rabbit Agility & Balloon Artist Stories: [58:07–62:14]
• Foreigner/Taylor Swift Wedding Bit: [63:32–68:58]
• Roy Wood Jr. Interview: [105:33–112:59]
• Mark Zuckerberg (Lawyer) Interview: [130:11–135:49]
• Legos, Toaster Tech: [93:02–99:14]
• Failed to Mention (Jeff Oskay): [141:17–144:07]

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Additional Highlights

• Smart Appliances as Status Symbols: Chick’s obsession with WiFi-enabled gadgets triggers Tom’s technophobia and Josh’s cultural commentary.
• Fashion Police: Endless mockery of Pat Godwin’s “acne-colored” shirt, with picture day pictures causing (mock) sexual confusion in the studio.
• Oblique Cultural References: Several asides about movie classics (e.g., Saboteur, Chairman of the Board), and ongoing “only in the BOB & TOM universe” riffs.
• Comedy Behind the Scenes: Regular callbacks to failed punchlines, corrections, and the perils of live radio.

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Closing Thoughts

This episode encapsulates The BOB & TOM Show in high gear: fast, funny, and packed with both topical humor and absurd digressions — all tied together by the real camaraderie and wit of the hosts. Whether you love NFL drama, dad jokes, music nostalgia, or hearing comedians riff on the messiness of life, there is something here for every long-time fan and first-time listener.

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Transcript

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

July's got the sunshine April has the showers January's got the snow May brings all the flowers November's got the turkey December's got Christ sweet Jesus While October's got the pumpkin spice Pumpkin spice pumpkin spice A little in my latte which you'll be nice but keep it out of my shampoo Can I give you some advice? Go easy on the pumpkin spice and though I lock it in a candle I don't mind it in my tea I love it in pooch even though it's bad for me Throwing out of my gourd headed to rehab a better fort Drinking whiskey with the pumpkin spice Walla walla wala Pumpkin spice yeah pumpkin spice it in your Madam you so make your dookie smell nice don't put.

[Josh Arnold]

It in your douche Cuz no one.

[Pat Godwin]

Wants to smooch a cooch that smells like pumpkin pie Take it Michael Woo yeah pumpkin spice Leave it out of my deodorant and my pizza slice for you freaks who want to blomkin travel with a splash of pumpkin it's easy with the pumpkin spice oh the caves they've got spelunking LeBron's got the Dunkin' carded bees got the junkin' James Brown put the funkin top has got the pumpkin spice on the pumpkin spice.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Is.

[Chick McGee]

Hello? Hello, is the caller there? Hello, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Howdy do, Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello Chick, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Josh Arnold Chickster, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. In case you missed it last night, the opening game of the NFL season ended seems like about a half hour ago. Delayed due to weather But Eagles win 24:20. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. To answer one quick question, we've been getting a lot. Are we going to be doing our competition this year? Yes, it turns out we are. But it's going to be probably beginning week two, maybe week three for you NFL fans. Now I should point out for those of you that are not Viewing this on YouTube, Chickster, you've got a beautiful jersey on that is that is the.

[Chick McGee]

Real thing opening weekend? It is not the real thing, but it's close enough for me.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

No. It looks very nice. What are the various levels of NFL jerseys?

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's, there's your 350, your 380 and then your, your 180, your 200 and 125.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one is this?

[Chick McGee]

This is your 170. Around there? No, the tackle twill number.

[Josh Arnold]

Mid range.

[Chick McGee]

Mid range, Medium. What's all I deserve?

[Tom Griswold]

What is the higher level? What does it give you that that doesn't have.

[Chick McGee]

It's an actual jersey that is worn on the field.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

The gathered. The gathered sleeves up under the pads and all sorts of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

But not game worn necessarily.

[Chick McGee]

No, not necessarily, no. So what would those go for? Well, that would be as much as you're willing to pay.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Okay. Well, very nice. Well, I'm glad that the season has started. I know that you're very excited about it. And then tonight's game is in. Is it during the day or in the evening?

[Chick McGee]

Sao Paulo. They are an hour ahead of us. Did you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

So 8 o' clock Eastern tonight. 9 o' clock in Brazil. Beautiful. Sao Paulo. They are in the southern hemisphere. So it's. I'm not sure what season, but it's not. It's spring, of course. Coming up on Weirdos. Yeah. Yeah, right. They got it all backwards. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No wonder.

[Chick McGee]

You think they'll join the rest of us. Do you think they'll have a Brazil flavored halftime show? Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Get Sergio Mendez. Oh, wait a minute, dancers. Sergio's not around.

[Chick McGee]

He's the only artist you think of, right? When you think of Brazil.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think of Brazil. 66.

[Chick McGee]

He kind of limited himself, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe Sergio, I think he recently passed away.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I, I'm sure he did.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, I'm not sure how successful Brazil 77, 88, 99, etc were, but there's a very odd connection with that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone know what it is involving? I don't know who the.

[Josh Arnold]

Brazil66667. I don't know what any of that is.

[Pat Godwin]

I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Sergio Mendez died a year ago today.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird. Maybe that's. Maybe they'll remember him at halftime.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a big hit way back when. And is that. Is that the famous Harrison Ford was a carpenter and built the guy's studio for him?

[Pat Godwin]

No, that was the A and M.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy before he became a famous.

[Chick McGee]

That story Tom tells. It's Sergio Mendez.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I think I've been wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I did that. All I can think of now. I have some very obscure letter coming up with incredibly obscure stuff on it.

[Christy Lee]

That makes you smile.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, words.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it kind of involves words.

[Chick McGee]

Odd words.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been complaining recently about certain things in the world of little games I play on my phone.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you play any game you play?

[Pat Godwin]

Wordle?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Connections.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one do you do?

[Christy Lee]

Sudoku or whatever are you to that one? I'm expert at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Expert?

[Tom Griswold]

She said I can't do that one. I've never. Josh, do you play like Candy Crush or anything?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't play it. No, I don't have any games.

[Chick McGee]

You don't play games, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not messing around out there.

[Chick McGee]

You're damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When it goes down on the street, Josh doesn't stop till it's over.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Serious business with you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

If you take your. Your blade out of your sheath, it doesn't go back in until it tastes blood, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if she don't drink, she ain't happy.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if you're. Now, because we did have a thing yesterday. I'm sorry, we have a thing today coming up, I should say, about what one might do on the toilet with one's phone, if you will. And that can cause some pretty serious problems.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

People are sitting there at great length. In any event, I was complaining yesterday about the connections. One of them was something like pleather vest, Right. And it turned out to be the. The answer was Barbie Ken. Magic Earring Ken, which was like some obscure Ken doll that had become a gay icon. I thought it was a little bit obscure, but John from Urbandale, Iowa, wanted to complain about the same problem. He also says complaint about the crosswords. I've complained that they often. They'll have the answer for the abbreviation for microphone is M I K E. That's wrong.

[Chick McGee]

It's M I, C. I don't mind that. What I don't mind them. Mike or Mike. M I K E M I, C. I don't. I don't mind. No, but what I mind with crosswords is the clue will be come on in. And the answer is. It's open. Its O, P, E, N. They like two or three words.

[Christy Lee]

I agree with that.

[Chick McGee]

No bueno word for the clue.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be cross words for this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Not cross word.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here's one for that. I think Mr. Godwin will probably be the only one that recognizes this problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The recent crossword puzzle. The clue was guitar pedal. The answer, four letters.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Four letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Are there any letters in there? Oh, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Wawa. Yeah, but that's not right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not right.

[Tom Griswold]

No. If you. If you Google Wawa, the wawa pedal is spelled wah wah. And which gives me an excuse to play George Harrison and Eric Clampton the great song Wawa.

[Josh Arnold]

And they spell it that way, too.

[Tom Griswold]

And they spell it as do the pedal people.

[Chick McGee]

More power to the pedal, people.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love this tune?

[Christy Lee]

I do not heard this tune until you played it.

[Tom Griswold]

You never heard this song.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom loves it, Tommy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a song about a woman whining or something, you know, Wow. I don't need your wawa, baby. But that's. That's Eric. Eric and Eric and George.

[Chick McGee]

Put some. You put some flavor on that baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I was contemplating in the microsecond. I had to think of that almost joke. Should I say B, I, T, C, H? Oh, yeah. But I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need your wawa, baby. That's a sarcastic way of getting. Getting to it. Thank you for catching that, John. And would you please write a letter to Mr. Shorts from the New York Times to get the. Get the. These crossword puzzle problems.

[Christy Lee]

It's got to be so hard to come up with crossword puzzles every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I. I could never in a million years.

[Josh Arnold]

There's been generators for that for years. Will Shorts hasn't done a thing in the last 20 years.

[Tom Griswold]

You go knock on Will Shorts around.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even think he's got anything to do with it anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the executive editor. He could. He has to do them every day.

[Chick McGee]

He's sitting at home Going to the mailbox.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm sure they. That's probably a terrific gig. They must pay him pennies a year.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you just sit around playing Scrabble and then copy a. Copy the end game down? I mean, come on. How hard is it?

[Christy Lee]

That's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

It's impossible. Well, in any event, it's impossible. I could never do one, but I certainly enjoy playing them. Now, we have a. A lot of interesting stuff coming up today.

[Christy Lee]

Are you not gonna say anything about this?

[Chick McGee]

What? Yeah, it's really.

[Christy Lee]

That shirt.

[Chick McGee]

You might. You might have this gorgeous. Speak up. We can't hear you on this side of the room for.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Why is that, Christy?

[Tom Griswold]

You know how hard it is to find shirts the color of clear sil.

[Chick McGee]

Those Pat's shirts. So loud.

[Pat Godwin]

67, baby. In my mind. Over here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that kind of would be. Snaps.

[Pat Godwin]

Snaps.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, actual.

[Tom Griswold]

I like. I like the snaps. I've got a couple of those western snapshots. It's just that one is some kind of material. It looks sort of like Mexican vomit, I think. What is that color?

[Pat Godwin]

I think we're. I think an artiste like myself, you can get away with anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can get away with. If you want to stay heterosexual. Don't wear that thing.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I should. I'm jumping to the other side. I think it's going to be better off over there.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be good for the show.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think it's gay Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be great.

[Pat Godwin]

No, honestly, I think it's a better move.

[Tom Griswold]

I only have a couple gay friends, so I could have a third one. That'd be great. Yeah, well, yeah, that'd be. That'd be fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Fun?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

More fun than what I'm having.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you wouldn't have to be bottom, right? I. I assume that's your main assume.

[Pat Godwin]

You make protest. Yeah, but I mean, in regards to, you know, what your thoughts are, what you want in life, you're probably similar men.

[Tom Griswold]

We just want you happy. Yes. And if it means you and another man, that's fine.

[Chick McGee]

I've always said that I just want. Pat Happened.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just read an article where due to the new Botox injections, becoming a bottom, apparently, is becoming much easier. I'll send you. I'll send you the article. It was up in New York Magazine.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a commitment. I don't. I don't think I'm willing to take, but I am willing to try other things.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Dates, long walks in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you park wearing a shirt would lead to this.

[Josh Arnold]

You've.

[Chick McGee]

You've had to put your finger in your mouth. You cut it or something, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

It's the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

We can move forward here. You want to give me a little bit of a preview of what's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The opener of Monday Night Football. Monday night, the Thursday night game. It was NBC last night and the Eagles win, beating the Cowboys 24 20. But we had some controversy. Oh, we had spitting, we had rain delay, weather delay, lightning, people ripping helmets off each other. And it only ended like quarter little two eastern. But we do have a winner. Yep. Eagles win 24 20. We'll have video the players spitting on each other. That's kind of exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Jalen Carter kicked out of the game six seconds in. They didn't even snap the ball. Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes had a news conference in Brazil. We'll talk about that. And oh, bad news for Indiana fever. I'll just go ahead and tell you so we can get used to it. Caitlin Clark not playing for the rest of the season. She says she's done. It's everything she should, but it's just not healing the way her groin's not healing the way it's like she likes and curse. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's like Peyton Manning and then Andrew Luck, then Tyrese Halliburton and now Caitlin. Every star in Indy seems to be going the way of injuries.

[Pat Godwin]

She was a huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Last decade or two is a huge one. Yeah. So that sucks. But the good news is her new Stanley is out there. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

You like saying that, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

The Stanley.

[Chick McGee]

You feel like that's hip, don't you? Stanley?

[Christy Lee]

I don't own a Stanley and I'm proud to say it.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got about 40 of them.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you do.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to ask any.

[Chick McGee]

Any. Do they have a kit to decorate them? I bet they do.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, stickers.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding? Yeah. And not only that, any go to any school and lost and found and it's the history of the Stanley.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure a lot of jewels.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I walked out of middle school the other day and they. They had the table full of Stanley's that had been collected.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't you take a couple? They're free.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna steal them. I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

When you go to jackets and all.

[Chick McGee]

That kind of stuff, when you go to the middle school to pick up your daughters, you have to have your license just ready to go because.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

People wonder what the hell are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a whole protocol. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you have to sign in, they.

[Tom Griswold]

Take your picture, everything the whole time? I'm fine. Now we'll be getting to all these important stories in the news today. Some really cool stuff going on out there. We got a nun in the news. We got LSD news. The band foreigners making a pathetic attempt to be in the news today.

[Chick McGee]

That's on brand.

[Tom Griswold]

It is sad. And they of course feature no original members. It's essentially they're a cover band. But we'll get to all those things. But right now it's all about prize picks.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, Mike Tyson news. Kind of a weird one. This is. I'll tell you that we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless. And if you haven't made the switch yet, here are 15 reasons why you should. One, it's $15 a month. Two, seriously, it's $15 a month.

[Chick McGee]

Three, no big contracts.

[Tom Griswold]

Four, I use it.

[Chick McGee]

Five, my mom uses it. Are you, are you playing me off?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what's happening, right? Okay, give it a try. @mintmobile.com Switch upfront payment of $45 for three month plan.

[Christy Lee]

$15 per month equivalent required.

[Tom Griswold]

New customer offer first three months only. Then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. See mintmobile.com.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Hey, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts in service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee. So that NFL game went on till like 2:00am or something?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. 1:45, give or take.

[Tom Griswold]

Nuts.

[Chick McGee]

An hour and change. Lightning delay. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And people stuck around.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they. When there's a lightning, do they stay in the stands?

[Chick McGee]

No, they move them down into the bowels. I think as. Okay, much as they can. Fanduel picked up some sort of public transportation costs to get fans out of there last night. There was a controversy about the. There wasn't enough money to keep the trains running late. And they tried to warn Eagles fans. We don't have it set up this early. We're aware of the opener, but you might have to be on your own to get out of the stadium. And Fanduel put up like $50,000. Oh, wow. Pick up the tab.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Wow. And the final score once again.

[Chick McGee]

Eagles 24, Cowboys 20. I had Philly minus the 7. As you can see or hear, Philly did not cover. Thanks a lot. So we start off 01, but it's a new day tonight. It's a new day. Here's what you do. You take what you lost on last night's game, double it, bet it on tonight's game, you're right back in.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And that tonight's game is the one coming from Sao Paulo. Brazil.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys ever been to Brazil?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. I do want to go to Portugal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's my new goal to. One of my neighbors has just got back from a bike ride across Portugal. Oh. And then another friend of mine who just went there said it's like the greatest.

[Chick McGee]

Why do I see in my. My brain Griswold still missing on bike ride across Portugal? Why do I.

[Tom Griswold]

You go with a guide. I mean. But yeah, I think it'd be really cool.

[Chick McGee]

Would you ride a bike across Portugal?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm thinking maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you better be careful.

[Chick McGee]

You're insane.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you go with a guide and a pack. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

No, not a guide.

[Christy Lee]

Gets done by a bee. I had a friend that's husband got stung by a bee and died.

[Pat Godwin]

So, you know, in Portugal.

[Christy Lee]

It's in France, but close enough.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the French noise.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no way I'm doing that. France.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a second here.

[Chick McGee]

Out.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this person alert? Was this person allergic to bees? So if it happened in Little Rock.

[Christy Lee]

Arkansas, I don't know the answer to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how long does it take to bike across Portugal?

[Chick McGee]

Eight days.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a week trip.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, do you like, ride somewhere?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they've got it all set up. It's not like camping. I mean, you go to. They've got hotels, there's a van.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's cheating.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking to this guy last night. He goes, his wife doesn't want to have anything to do with. He's doing Serbia next summer, which apparently is beautiful and. Really? Yeah, his. His wife doesn't want to do it, so. I see. Good. Look, you get an electric bike, sit in the van. If you don't want to know. I'm going to do in a real.

[Chick McGee]

What's the difference between an electric bike and just, just getting as close as you can to the van and putting your hand on the bumper? I mean.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

It's the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. In any event, they speak Portuguese in Brazil. Ergo, the connection.

[Chick McGee]

That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

But now you picked all of the games this week are all posted where.

[Chick McGee]

The chick McGee on Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, so we'll see what happens on Monday. And we. And we're going to put together our special pigskin picks version for this year coming up probably by next week or the week after. So we'll look forward to that. I know we've been getting a lot of, a lot of letters about that. Speaking of letters, do you have any over there?

[Chick McGee]

I do. Letters from listeners brought to you by Hyundai, the all new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Learn how it's so much more than just another SUV@hyundai USA.com Dear Bob and Tom show. I apparently have been listening to your show for way too long. I was watching the Eagles Cowboys NFL opener last night and someone said Saquon Barkley. And of course I mumble Quan Barkley and then proceeded to giggle because only I. I the only one that knew the joke. Thanks for years of silliness.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I may have done that last night. And I got the. Are you gonna do that all season?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he mean talk during the game or both?

[Christy Lee]

I left. I went to bed.

[Chick McGee]

She's going to be there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. If you're not appreciated, get out.

[Christy Lee]

I did. I went in the other room and went to bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yesterday I tried dunking my toast and coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, big moment.

[Josh Arnold]

No Reason to do it, I found.

[Chick McGee]

But I think it was a show highlight.

[Josh Arnold]

Heath writes in. He says, tom, I'm surprised you didn't mention. I'm unfamiliar with this, so if I mispronounce it, I apologize. Trenary toast or trenary toast.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard of it.

[Josh Arnold]

T, R, E. I'm not sure. T, R, Y. He says it's from Michigan, and it's been made there since 1928. Marquette, Michigan. It's a cinnamon sugar, quote, dunkable toast, unquote.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love cinnamon sugar toast.

[Josh Arnold]

And are you familiar with this? Michigan?

[Tom Griswold]

I am not.

[Josh Arnold]

Culinary delight.

[Tom Griswold]

I am not, but. Well, I'm not much of a dunker.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love dunking.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

What's the best thing to dunk?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

A donut, right?

[Christy Lee]

Donuts.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. Roast beef sandwich. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I take it. I take it back. The French dip.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love a French dip.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I. I try to do mine without the tobacco ash in it, but they're.

[Pat Godwin]

Still at it, smoking like Jimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it's a little awkward ordering au jus.

[Chick McGee]

I thought of the French last night.

[Tom Griswold]

People may take it the wrong way.

[Chick McGee]

Watching the game because there's a controversy whether Dak Prescott spit first, and Jalen was just resp. So one of the commentators. I spit in your general direction.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the French haunter, John Cleese? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What. Exactly. What was the deal there? They. They tossed him out of the game. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Jalen Carter. Yeah. Immediately when you see the video, you'll. It'll become more clear. Dak kind of sort of did spit in his general. Jalen Carter's general direction. But then Jalen spit on Jack and hit. Or Dak and hit him pretty much on the shoulder pad in front of the ref.

[Josh Arnold]

What are these children doing?

[Christy Lee]

No joke. That's exactly what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

And children, they're multimillionaires, and that's about.

[Chick McGee]

The worst thing you can do in the NFL is spit on another player.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even like them spitting on the field. I might fall in that later.

[Pat Godwin]

Has that happened before? Spinning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, heck, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who spits on people now?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Like, be careful. I'll spit on you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yeah. Watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

So that. Get decked. All fired up. Fired up.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I used to spit on people as a prank in the grocery store around mid 2000. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You look for. You look for partially balding guys, and you. You do it.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a cover joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

2020 is what I meant.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that would have.

[Tom Griswold]

That's honest.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have made it. But certainly taking it up a notch to at least a four.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to another edition of what happened with this Joe.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, when you talk for a living, you'll make mistakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah?

[Chick McGee]

You talk enough, you're going to make four hour show.

[Josh Arnold]

You drive for a living, you're going to wreck every now and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have lifted it to a 4 out of 10, I think.

[Chick McGee]

You play Yuker, you're going to get Yukur.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, you got the vacuum.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

In my head, I was like, these morons, they. These idiots, they don't get me.

[Pat Godwin]

Forgot the crucial.

[Chick McGee]

I'm up here. I'm sorry. What year was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so how did you word it the first time? Poorly.

[Josh Arnold]

2000. Mid 2000.

[Tom Griswold]

Mid 2000. That's 2005.

[Chick McGee]

What is it about me that. That's way funnier than 20? 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that didn't work. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all right.

[Pat Godwin]

Got to forge ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess we could forge ahead with this. A VIP member since my college days in the early 2000s is the first line of this hello from Eric. My wife and I have two young daughters. I grill dinner whenever I can. Yeah, you do. Rain, snow, it doesn't matter. This is Wisconsin. I'm grilling. Well, good for you, Eric. Our oldest, is two years old. He told us when we were gonna have chicken for dinner. Oh, I'm sorry. She said that? She was excited. We're sitting at the kitchen table, dinner plates and silverware ready. I bring a table full of grilled chicken breasts, barbecue chicken thighs, asparagus potatoes. Our daughter broke down, started crying. What's wrong, sweetie? She said, I want chicken. What? Chicken ass. What? Wiping tears from our face, we said, what do you want? Oh, I want the chicken with a handle. In the calmest voice she could muster up, she was referring to the drumstick, of course. So I. That was four years ago. She just started first grade this year. And ever since, when we have our friends over, we refer to chicken drumsticks as chicken handles. Listen, that's. My mom used to refer to the. The second joint. You ever heard this?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What's the second joint? You. You smoke one joint?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No. Yeah, that's a. That's an old butcher's term.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The second joint.

[Chick McGee]

Your mother an old butcher?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't know that.

[Pat Godwin]

Why would she be using butcher terms?

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't we go butcher? What? Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That was.

[Chick McGee]

You know. This last 10 minutes, you've really been confused. I don't know what's going on over there, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no. You never heard that? The second joint?

[Chick McGee]

Never. Once again, your memories are all of our.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very common term. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never heard it.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what is. At least one in seven have heard of it.

[Chick McGee]

What is the second joint? Can you explain that? No, obviously not.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I'm gonna look at the first joint. Okay. It came out of butcher's trade. Language and cookery terminology. Chickens. Chickens were traditionally cut at the natural points and the cuts were numbered. The drumstick, the first joint, the thigh, the second joint.

[Chick McGee]

And so there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I always thought it was because they didn't want to say thigh because it was like some Victorian modesty thing, but that's not the case.

[Chick McGee]

It's the best part of the bird right here.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that chicken snatch me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's delicious.

[Chick McGee]

It's extra pink. You know what I mean? You know, they all know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a commentary now, coming up, coming up, we have a comedian. Roy Wood Jr. Will be joining us. Roy has a thing coming up on the TV on CNN tomorrow. It's called have I Got News for you with Roy Wood Jr. His book is coming out pretty soon. It's called the man of Many Fathers. You can pre order that right now. So we will look forward to seeing Roy. And he's got some live gigs coming up. I think he's going to be stopping by the studio too. But we're going to do him on the Zoom today. And later on this morning, we're going to talk to Mark Zuckerberg.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, finally. Yay.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought he was at the White House.

[Christy Lee]

He was yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

He was at the White House last night. That's a different Mark Zuckerberg. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Zuckerberg. And the guy from Apple was there last night at the wedding. You know who wasn't there?

[Christy Lee]

I know who wasn't there? Elon Musk.

[Tom Griswold]

Elon Musk wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

What a diss.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks. Hey, thanks for your. Hey, thanks for all that money during the campaign and. Oh, see ya. That's nice to know. What else is coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

The NFL games. Another NFL game tonight. I'll teach you some Portuguese coming up. You want to learn Portuguese? And three, three, two easy steps. All right, Portuguese. How's that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll see.

[Chick McGee]

Is that yes in Portuguese now seem. I think is yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. I don't know, I don't know. None. Okay, Right now I know none. This, this portion of the Baba Tom show was sponsored by Better Help. A lot of people talk over their problems with their buddies or ladies, with your friends, whatever it might be, which is fine. But you might want to talk to a professional, a therapist. That's where better help comes in. And BetterHelp will find a match for you of a therapist. They have some 30,000 therapists and I say this because how do you get to them? Well, you get to them online. That's the whole idea about this. It's a lot more convenient. You're talking, doing, talking to someone, doing talk therapy online. So you can do it like a zoom call or you can do it like just a phone call. And better help can get you hooked up. So what you do is you go to betterhelp.com btshow and Bob and Tom show listeners will get 10% off their first month when they do it that way. Betterhelp.com BTShow Find the 1. Find the therapist that's good for you. And by the way, if the match doesn't work out, you can switch therapists. No additional fees are involved for that. There's a short questionnaire that helps identify what your preferences are and they'll match you up. So once again, it's betterhelp.com btshow and it's talk therapy and it's done online. So it's a lot more convenient. Better Help H e l p betterhelp.com BTShow Coming up, we have news from the world of sports. More of your letters. We have some exciting stuff from the world of Legos. And we have another mad shatter in the news. We'll find out where. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

And Tom show this morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

When did making plans get this complicated?

[Christy Lee]

It's time to streamline with WhatsApp, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Secure messaging app that brings the whole group together.

[Chick McGee]

Use polls to settle dinner plans. Send event invites and pin messages so no one forgets mom, 60th and never.

[Josh Arnold]

Miss a meme or milestone.

[Chick McGee]

All protected with end to end encryption.

[Christy Lee]

It's time for WhatsApp message privately with everyone.

[Chick McGee]

Learn [e-mail] hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need. Fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I said there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear me over your shirt?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I see what you're doing.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. There's Jeff Oskay. He's got a lot. He's got a loud shirt on, too, Tom. Check him out.

[Christy Lee]

That's my favorite shirt. Is that the cardinal shirt?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's got Cardinals and bears and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a nice blue shirt. It's got little camping scenes and it's very. It's colorful and sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Pat's shirt. I do like the 60s puked on my pleated.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you look like. You look like you're John Sebastian being interviewed late night by Geraldo Rivera. That's exactly what it looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't mind the fact that it's busy. It's just. It's such an ugly color.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the color of vomit.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat, you have a light pink hat on. I know you can't send.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying that's. That.

[Chick McGee]

Would you too.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the color of acne.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, here's an idea. Let's have today be the first day you guys don't fight.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Let's not bring up the past.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Arnold's here, too, as his ace God.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Thank you, Josh. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Tom speaking. Thank you. Thank you for joining us. We. We posted a number of photographs taken from our picture day the other day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? They're out there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A handful of them have been up.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

They made me look weird on one of mine. And I don't know how I get this to. Well, I'll send it to what's his face. They'll put it up.

[Pat Godwin]

We have some photo approval in our contract.

[Chick McGee]

It's like, look at. Can everybody see that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's very silly.

[Chick McGee]

This kind of scowling. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great pick.

[Chick McGee]

Is that good?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's one of me in the cowboy hat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. A lot of people like it.

[Pat Godwin]

That is. I saw. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Really. Taken off moistening nationwide.

[Chick McGee]

I had an email. Yes. Forwarded to me. A woman telling me that she's been playing with herself looking at your picture.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I'm just telling you what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Chick McGee]

And again, you're leaving money on the table. Only fans.

[Tom Griswold]

The reason I'm doing the cowboy hat thing Is. I've been told by my dermatologist I have to wear hats that cover the tops of my ears because I've got.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't you just say you want to wear a cowboy hat?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. Really.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of coming up with this it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Elaborate ruse, you're making it less sexy with the. I'm going back to the surgeon for this elaborate ruse in a week or two.

[Chick McGee]

Do you own horses? Are you a pickup truck repairman? No.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm scared.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

So that leads to this letter, if you will. It's a wonderful development to further complicate Tom's life. That is his foray into cowboy culture. Now, there are rules which I was not aware of.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the one that I'm wearing in that picture is made of beaver, but it's. It doesn't look like it's furry.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

At all.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, Weaver felt, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at that shot.

[Chick McGee]

You know where they get.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a movie star right there.

[Chick McGee]

That had the nicest. Hats are made out of beaver. Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I know, but it is made of beaver. He goes, beaver. Felt hats are great in cooler weather, but you'll find in the summer months, you'll need a straw hat, which. And I did get one. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

A straw hat.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's all. It's a cowboy hat also, but sure, it's a straw.

[Christy Lee]

It's a straw one.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. You'll see. There's a problem coming up. All right. He goes on to say, felt hats provide great rain protection, but will cause the starch that holds the head in shape will be compromised. So a plastic hat cover is necessary. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

You're not gonna do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No. No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're not. People would.

[Josh Arnold]

People would know exactly what you're doing. It wouldn't be weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a condom, but you're not.

[Christy Lee]

Like riding a horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not gonna do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Be outside in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me walk your dogs in a steady rain. You may want to.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, you guys will appreciate this. According to the first episode of Landman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. Let's see what you got Monday. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You're supposed to switch after Memorial Day to white straw, but not past Labor Day, like the fashion of no white and clothing.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Which is. I didn't know that. I just bought a white one.

[Christy Lee]

You bought a white straw hat?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so you can't wear it till next summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Walking the dogs in the summer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You need one of those white straw hats like they wear in the barbershop quartet. Yeah, that's what you need.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I hate those.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, those are great.

[Tom Griswold]

I associate them with banjo, which I have a very limited tolerance. Now, when not wearing your hat, it's proper. Did you know this? To store it with the brim up and the crown down for good luck. And apparently Longmire has confirmed this.

[Christy Lee]

I love Longmire. That's one of my favorite shows of all time. I've watched it twice all the way through.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never even heard of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's great. It's great. You'd like it.

[Chick McGee]

Robert. Robert Taylor's in it. He's Australian.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it about?

[Christy Lee]

This man who just passed away. Sheriff that was in.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the show?

[Pat Godwin]

About eight episodes.

[Chick McGee]

He's a sheriff. They're about 40 minutes long.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. So that. Just complicating life. You're supposed to store the cowboy hats.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Upside down.

[Pat Godwin]

45 brownies, 45 degrees. And make sure there's a dehumidifier.

[Christy Lee]

It's also so you can get tips.

[Chick McGee]

And you're also supposed to fold a American flag, put it underneath.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well.

[Pat Godwin]

And then fake sweater on the brim.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Or real sweat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Anyway, that's. That's where we stand with the cowboy hat, ladies and gentlemen. You can see the photographs.

[Josh Arnold]

You look like you could be, like, the spokesman for Rough Rider Condoms. Oh, what a Rough Rider Condoms condom brand I just made up. Yeah. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's not real.

[Chick McGee]

They've got ridges for dmx.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We deal only in facts here, Jeff. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a great name for a condom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Rough Rider with. And they'd be. They'd be what? Knurled? What's the word? What is the word?

[Christy Lee]

Ribbed.

[Chick McGee]

Rib.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they call those things on golf. On golf balls?

[Josh Arnold]

Dapples?

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody. The other way.

[Chick McGee]

Apple.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's a comment that's awarded.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what ward.

[Christy Lee]

You're not getting near me with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds disgusting. You know what I'm saying? But for the Rough Riders. Yeah, that's a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry about my dimpled penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it bother you?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You got a letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

My doctor said I. Dear Bob at Top show. This is from John. A while ago with many, many other times I've been saying this, I told my wife about chicks. Saquon Barkley. She shrugged and looked at me and said, that's cute. Totally Uninterested in football unless I'm watching the Eagles and Cowboys. Last night, Chris Collinsworth said, Saquon Barkley. My wife perks up and says Quan Barkley. I laugh. But she kept doing this for the whole first quarter until it became quite annoying. I told her to go upstairs and pack her things. So that's. It has a happy ending. Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's. That's just sweet. Now I will turn it over to the sports page. Is that the idea here? Are there any more. I don't have any more letters.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom shows Pack gonna be there Friday. For God's sake. That was the funniest thing that happened. All this. I hope he's not suspended. What happened?

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Because you were missing on Thursday. Yeah, the incident on Wednesday.

[Pat Godwin]

There was no incident, people. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, if you believe the lie. It's not a lie. And Dear Bob and Top show. Hey, Chick. I know what you mean. I was listening to a Lowe's commercial, Lowe's Hardware the other day, but all I could hear. I couldn't concentrate on the specials because Scott Hansen was telling me how much money. I would say, go Steelers. Except Aaron Rodgers. Oh, that's from Trevor. I think that's the. The common thought among Steeler fans. They don't care for Aaron Rodgers at all.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll like him if he starts winning.

[Chick McGee]

If the Steelers start winning. First of all, it's a team game. And it'll be because of the defense, not because of Aaron Rogers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll see. Looking forward to it.

[Chick McGee]

The Eagles have resumed their season opener after a 65 minute lightning delay last night. Philly wins the game 24:20.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the longest flash of lightning I've ever heard of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the Eagles hit with a 15 yard penalty before the first snap from scrimmage. There was an incident between Dax Prescott, Dakota Prescott and Jalen Carter. According to video evidence, Dak more or less spits on Jalen and I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

Gonna be able to watch it. I cannot.

[Chick McGee]

It's up to you. And then Jalen Carter plainly spits on Dak.

[Tom Griswold]

Boom.

[Chick McGee]

Right there. But Jalen's defense was. Dax spit in my general direction first, so.

[Tom Griswold]

So Jalen at least.

[Chick McGee]

Right in front of the ref. And we will see if he's suspended or by the league or by the Eagles or by both. It's a serious.

[Tom Griswold]

They kicked him out of the game.

[Chick McGee]

Kicked him out? No, they might suspend it again. You got to get on Top of this, Tom. It's a team game. You can't have one of your team like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want. We don't want a lot of spitting.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't want any of the Eagles eligible for any of the games. That's my, that's my goal.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, I see you understand.

[Chick McGee]

Kansas City Chiefs tight end, three time super bowl winner Travis Kelsey was asked in Brazil how his life has changed since he announced his engagement to. Who was it?

[Christy Lee]

Taylor. Taylor Swift?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Kelsey's response? Well, I get another ring for it. He has a super over. Chiefs will play the Chargers tonight in Sao Paulo, Brazil, which means many faces in Portuguese.

[Josh Arnold]

The players want this at all?

[Chick McGee]

Sao Balo, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Do the players. Are they happy that they have to go to Brazil at all?

[Chick McGee]

I don't, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they are.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'd be real annoyed.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I talked to an NFL guy that I know and he said they hate it. Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean don't they just want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's got a mess up flying that far and it's.

[Josh Arnold]

And they were told to stay in the. Close to the hotel.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can't really do much. Not safe.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're. And they're working.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're. And they're taken out of. It's. Anytime you're doing an away game, you're taken out of your space. You know, there is an advantage to being the home team. And then when you're taken that far away, there's long flights. Those guys are all gigantic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And even go through customs. Chick. Brazil. Damn asses.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Ms. Bum Bum will be, I hope at halftime.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what you need.

[Tom Griswold]

They are famous. And of course they don't call it a Brazilian for nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

But those guys really don't get a chance to.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you didn't experience that.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't care for the Brazilian.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, whores can come to the hotel.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you can. Like doordash hordesh.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll come back and revisit this and pick it up right where we are. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook book.

[Pat Godwin]

Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Lots more sports coming up. Some sports just for Tom, too.

[Tom Griswold]

And something weird, but it's just so fun. I got a nice letter from Ron. Dear Bob and Tom show, greetings from Gay Perry. I'm watching you guys live from my hotel room.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he sent us from yesterday a picture of our Joe Theisman interview.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of fun talking with Joe, of course, but it's just so odd to think that someone is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, how is Paris, France? Hearing us in Paris, is that some sort of technology? You must have a really high antenna or something.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's the Eiffel Tower. You can, you can actually use that.

[Pat Godwin]

I never thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, so we're on AM too.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

He says, by the way, I'm sitting in my bed in my room in Gay Perry watching you guys and eating cheese. And this is the part I need help with this. I'm going to read this, as they say, verbatim. I'm a wife's wife. S. I'm a wife's kiss away from the Pierre hard on hat trick. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I sleep on your couch. I eat your cheese. I kiss you.

[Tom Griswold]

Pierre Hardin. Okay, well, thank you very much. Well, thanks, Ron. Hope you have a great trip to Paris. Yes, we've been talking a lot about foreign countries.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it about six, seven hour difference?

[Chick McGee]

You say six.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Paris I think is same as London. Oh, no, they're different. London's five.

[Josh Arnold]

You mentioned the Eiffel Tower. I learned this the other day yesterday. And I texted Tom the elevators and the Eiffel Tower. The very first ones. And still Otis Elevators.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they were first in the Eiffel.

[Christy Lee]

Tower at the World's Fair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're new to the show, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Don'T know about the World's Fair, but yeah, in the Eiffel Tower.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Brand loyal. If I get to a big building and it's not an Otis, I take the stairs.

[Chick McGee]

I want to know when they're going to finish the Eiffel Tower. Get the drywall up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't it used to be yellow? Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm serious. Wasn't it originally? I'll have to do some homework on that. I thought I read that somewhere. Okay, then you've been there, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, I've never been to battlefield school.

[Pat Godwin]

I went to the top. You can't go to the top anymore. I was terrified. Not when I went.

[Tom Griswold]

You used to be able to go to the top of the Statue of Liberty.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did that.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, to the way, way top.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? The tort. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

They're old pictures. You see people standing around.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that would.

[Chick McGee]

You can urinate out the torch. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That must have been a torch on a hot day. It's. I've done it, but not to the torch. As high as you can go. I. I've done that and it must have been a.

[Josh Arnold]

That must be a weird staircase to get to the torch.

[Christy Lee]

It's very tight, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

I. And by the way, I recommend a movie called the Saboteur. An Alfred Hitchcock movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With Robert Cummings. If you're looking for something to do this weekend, if it's going to be raining where you are and you need an old movie to watch, it's connected to what we've been talking about this morning. I'm not going to tell you how it's. Do you think you've seen that one?

[Chick McGee]

Right? A long time ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's a great Statue of Liberty scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because obviously there's somewhat of a forced theme to some of his movies, like the one ends on the face of.

[Josh Arnold]

Mount Rushmore, north by Northwest.

[Tom Griswold]

So there was. What if he. What if he tried to. He was thinking of doing all of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. Because he did tackle quite a few.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not much you could do with the Washington Monument, I guess. Maybe the window washer at the top. I'm not sure.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, last night we had a football game. Tom. And the Eagles beat the Cowboys 24:20 in. Jerry Jones, as is his custom, has a news conference right after the game. And I believe Jerry is first chance to really be a head coach.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And stepped out there and in my.

[Pat Godwin]

Mind, my mind, he didn't let his team down.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't let him down either.

[Chick McGee]

He's been talking about. I specifically was watching a lot of the guys that were taking up the slack or might have been in the spot. 54. 54.

[Tom Griswold]

Had some really good.

[Chick McGee]

54. Really significant impact on 54. I don't know the boy's name.

[Tom Griswold]

This group adjusted.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Jerry, I understand that while you were there. Do we have the Bill Belichick connection? Because he's still having a breast.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't be speaking still.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's a new guy. He no longer is.

[Chick McGee]

I'm almost certain he's ignoring the press.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I thought press. Well, it's always nice. We'll see if we can.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom, show I cowboy and raise cattle for a living.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so he's a real cowboy.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Brian. I need to chime in on Tom's hat. Yes, Brian, the hat is not placed crown down for good luck. It's placed that way so the brim doesn't lose its shape.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know. I just. I'm new to this whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

It's also very bad luck to put your hat on your bed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've heard that.

[Chick McGee]

They. They covered that in Yellowstone in the bunk house.

[Tom Griswold]

I learned that from Chick McGee years ago. Yeah. Never put hat on the bed. It means death on the family. Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

No hat at all.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing. Not even, like. Not even a toboggan, Not a yarmulke, not a pontiff, Pope hat. Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

I got about 12 ball caps on my bed right now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, don't accidentally wear your cowboy hat backwards.

[Christy Lee]

Sleep around a hat.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of death.

[Josh Arnold]

I do a lot of character work before I fall asleep. That's not.

[Chick McGee]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Because, you know, could you put that. Could you live stream that?

[Chick McGee]

You're tired and it'll improv. Dig deeper.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta drive about 500 miles and. Hey, we did pretty good today at the ball game, didn't we, dad?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we did.

[Pat Godwin]

Keeping those comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

When you talk to your cat, does your cat talk? Because I have dialogue with my dog constantly.

[Josh Arnold]

I love when my cats talk with me. Yes, they'll. They. They will meow. You know, I'll say, you want the basement door open? Is that what you want?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. But do you talk for them?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, he just did.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, do you say meow or do you put it in?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I talk for them all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

I do that constantly.

[Chick McGee]

And you have a. You have a cat voice.

[Josh Arnold]

Gravy talks real like this.

[Chick McGee]

Can I have some more sweet potatoes?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, of course. What does it cost? Not to just me.

[Pat Godwin]

Does she like sweet potatoes?

[Josh Arnold]

And then they're often. She often accuses. Accuses me of abuse and it's not abuse. No, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they're tricky.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's love, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

But she says beuce. Yeah, you know this is bees.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it isn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Just because I'm not letting you go outside.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you Ask anyone.

[Chick McGee]

This is beauce.

[Christy Lee]

Does Biscuit have a voice too?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Hers is a little higher. Because her meow is a little higher. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You better be careful. They might call CPS Cat Protection Services.

[Josh Arnold]

We've considered it. That means they've considered it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. I thought you said sitter Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not helping.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it did Chick's defense. It did sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. You don't want to be weighing in on language issues on the radio. You're still on suspension.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. I think Bill's. There's too many.

[Tom Griswold]

Too many of those. Oh, Bill Belichick's still talking. It was a combination of multiple things. Too many three and outs, too many long plays. You can't win them all. Impressed with him. I. I just. Oh, they're both. They're both going that he didn't win this game. It was a great, great atmosphere here for the game tonight. I'm so impressed with. I just makes me sick that he didn't win.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun with buttons.

[Chick McGee]

Fun. I could do this forever.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

We as a cowboy community don't mind if guys want to wear hats. You're not seeing as opposer unless you're pretending to be a cowboy, but you're not and you try to try to pick up girls.

[Tom Griswold]

Not pretending to be a cowboy at all.

[Chick McGee]

Great choice. Good choice. Getting beaver.

[Pat Godwin]

Do not buy wool since the photo shoot. Have you worn it out in the wild? The cowboy hat?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's right here.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I mean have you worn it like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, to get coffee or something?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't been. It's a long story. I'm not walking much right now. I've got a medical issue.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cowboy chic is really in right now. I mean it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, I'm getting it for. I'm getting it for medical reasons. I'm not trying.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, but yeah, don't worry.

[Christy Lee]

You're a trendsetter.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't say that.

[Josh Arnold]

You're more of a cowboy with Morgan Wall and he wears one every day.

[Christy Lee]

You really don't like him.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried, man. I tried. Yeah. Oh, there is nothing here.

[Pat Godwin]

He is unlikable.

[Josh Arnold]

That is nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Are not familiar with his work.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you got any spurs yet for.

[Chick McGee]

The, you know, spurs that go jingle, jangle, jingle.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they don't go well with Topsiders. So no belt.

[Pat Godwin]

How about the big belt?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, big belts. You got the big belt.

[Pat Godwin]

You pressing your jeans.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta get the rodeo champion belt.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not doing the full cowboy thing I just did. I'm just doing the hat.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I got.

[Christy Lee]

That shirt's kind of cowboy.

[Pat Godwin]

This. This is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's a cowboy. What's.

[Tom Griswold]

What's weird is the broke that cowboy. We did our picture day and that picture of me in the cowboy hat is now on the Instagram of the store.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It is Instagram of the hat store.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, how that happened, I don't know. So that. That's weird the way people see.

[Christy Lee]

They picked it up off of Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow. Well, this effort and wait. The press conference still going on.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jerry still talking. All the credit in the world and.

[Tom Griswold]

The leadership and the guys that had.

[Chick McGee]

A chance to make some plays. They'll make those plays.

[Pat Godwin]

They will make.

[Josh Arnold]

Grandpa, I just asked if you wanted to play catch.

[Christy Lee]

Or. They'll be looking for another job.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's the only team owner that does a press conference after every game.

[Chick McGee]

He's the one. Name a name. Another team owner. I know Josh Harris, only because he saved us from Dan Snider, but I don't know any.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Right now it's a quiz time. Chick's got his jersey on. I'm not sure that's going to help. We've been talking about those annuities. Those annuities from the Silac Insurance Company. Is he going to help you in the quiz?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, on the quiz.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it might.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We've been hearing about annuities from the Silac Insurance Company. This is a little to brush yourself. Brush up your knowledge of annuities. What we're going to do is we're going to do this little quiz. I call it the McGee Three. We've had three questions submitted from the Silac Insurance Company's Frequently Asked Questions Desk. Number one. Dear Chick Magee, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options. What is the Silac address for the Silac website?

[Chick McGee]

It's so Easy, Tom. It's Silac. Ins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, thank you very much. That's correct. Question two. I love the idea of this. A 20% bonus. Wow. By going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. How does that work? I need information. What's the phone number?

[Chick McGee]

£250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. £250 and then just say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

That is correct. Last question. Says here. Dear Mr. McGee, would it be too much to ask for you to read the Silac disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

Way too much to ask, Christy, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy. Of course. Well done.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have more sporting news. We're going to talk with comedian Roy Wood Jr today. And we're going to talk with Mark Zuckerberg today.

[Chick McGee]

And are you a rabbit owner?

[Tom Griswold]

The automobile.

[Chick McGee]

Bunny. Rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

Bunny. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The automobile.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Volkswagen Rabbit hasn't been around for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

We're not rabbit owners, Chick. What?

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe you want to be after you hear this story.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for playing along. Yes and yes and no.

[Tom Griswold]

No and not.

[Chick McGee]

Not playing.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Right and naturally gluten free, making it.

[Christy Lee]

A high quality spirit that mixes with just about anything from the smoothest martinis.

[Tom Griswold]

To the best Bloody Marys.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

40% alcohol by volume.

[Christy Lee]

Savor responsibly.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and have I got a story specifically for Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm right here. Let's hear it. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's that time of year, just recently. It's too late to enter this year, but Maybe next year if you're a rabbit owner. At the Wisconsin State Fair. That's right. They have the rabbit agility contests each and every year at the Wisconsin State Fair. You've seen the dog agilities where they run over the ramps and up the stairs. Well, same thing, only with rabbits. At the Wisconsin State Fair. Here's a competitor right now getting her rabbit to go. There goes the rabbit over there doing.

[Josh Arnold]

A really good job.

[Chick McGee]

Knows exactly what the hell he's doing, man.

[Tom Griswold]

He's going.

[Chick McGee]

And she's just walking calmly beside the rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

The rabbit's taking corners, going through tunnels. I don't know, jumping over ramps.

[Josh Arnold]

A little trouble in the tunnel there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he probably wants to stay there.

[Tom Griswold]

Jumping. Jumping over hurdles.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's tired. Yeah, he was gassed out there at the end.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was tired.

[Tom Griswold]

That is an odd, odd thing.

[Chick McGee]

Never thought of. Get the girls. Or maybe your girls could get a rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

As a pet.

[Christy Lee]

I know a girl, she breeds beautiful rabbits.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't want one.

[Christy Lee]

They just won the state.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm an American. I have dogs.

[Chick McGee]

There's a rabbit. I forget the name, but I almost certain it has mammoth in the title.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the gigantic one.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a jack mammoth.

[Chick McGee]

As big as Christie something. That's a donkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it is a rabbit, too.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Right.

[Chick McGee]

They're giant.

[Christy Lee]

You know how much I love animals. I will never forget. I went to a woman's house one time and she had a tri level. You know the tri levels, how the family room was kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Halfway down.

[Christy Lee]

Halfway down. That whole level was just for her. Rabbits.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. What did the house smell like?

[Christy Lee]

Rabbits. It was unbelievable. I've never seen anything like it.

[Chick McGee]

And can you tell when a rabbit foot is real or manufactured?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

There was.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

There was that restaurant, Bunny King. Home of the hopper. And. Yeah, you'd go there and you'd pick out your own keychain there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It didn't. Didn't do well. Some Hassan Pfeffer.

[Chick McGee]

What are you thinking when you buy a rabbit for Easter or something as a pet?

[Christy Lee]

They're so cute, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They can make great pets. My buddy had a rabbit, but he was a magician.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

And we're just hearing about this now?

[Josh Arnold]

I have talked about him before. His name's Joe Hartenstein. He was at one time, like, in the. Like the number one balloon artist in the country.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he still with us?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. He lives in Chicago with his Wife. The problem is, after a few. After boy 10 or so years of doing these balloon. Like he would do cityscapes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

This is downtown Chicago. And all people lose.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

And he developed a vinyl allergy or whatever the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Latex.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Latex. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So now he, like, can't really do the balloons anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't they make non latex balloons?

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently they just don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought they made them out of aluminum now.

[Josh Arnold]

Aluminum balloons.

[Tom Griswold]

I read that wrong. I have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently they're not as.

[Chick McGee]

That sucks.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

God.

[Josh Arnold]

But that guy. Yeah. He would win contests and he's. Is.

[Pat Godwin]

But he still is the rabbit. He does still. He still works, right?

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if he still has the rabbit. His magic was unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

He treated the rabbit like a pet. I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

I would say a member of the family.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Was he the Amazing Hartenstein?

[Josh Arnold]

He went by Joe Hart. Oh, I don't. Yeah. And he was. And. And as funny as anybody I've ever met. One of the greatest improvisers.

[Tom Griswold]

And we gotta get this guy down here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, he's funny.

[Chick McGee]

You love magicians. Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. I love him.

[Josh Arnold]

He was. He was also. He would work restaurants and just walk. I mean, he was like the richest guy we knew. Also, like, we all did improv together in our 20s and he was. He was flush with cash.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom hates it when you tell him how the trick is done.

[Tom Griswold]

No, don't tell me. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We never wanted to know. In fact, he wouldn't. If I were to ask him. Hey, how'd you just do that? He'd be. He would go, don't worry about it. Did he only have one rabbit, though? No, there may have been two or three, actually. Okay. So I always thought they had multiples.

[Christy Lee]

Don't. Don't ruin the rabbit out of a house.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't. Yeah. I don't remember why. If there was a temperament. Temperament issue or something. Something.

[Pat Godwin]

But can you fly with a rabbit then?

[Tom Griswold]

For works?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think he did.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure. You put him in a pet carrier.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pet care.

[Christy Lee]

Like a cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right. Magicians must. They have the rabbit doves?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to have your own rabbit or can you rent a rabbit? I remember. I remember reading about the great guitarist Lowell George and Little Feed. He would sometimes just arrive at a city, walk into a guitar store, grab a guitar off the wall and play it that night. Can you do the same thing with a pet store and just walk in and. Hey, can I borrow one of these rabbits? I'll bring it back at 10:30.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if anybody remembers. I think it's the movie Striptease with Demi Moore where one woman strips with a boa constrictor and it dies, but they're too afraid to tell her, so they replace it. And it cuts to her on stage just being constricted at all. So maybe something like that could go wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm sorry. It's time to get back to the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

The classic rock band Foreigner has offered to perform at the wedding of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.

[Josh Arnold]

How nice of them.

[Chick McGee]

The group says they'd love to provide the soundtrack to that high profile event, of course, with their hits like I Want to Know what Love Is and Cold as Ice.

[Josh Arnold]

I Want to know what Love Is is my favorite Foreigner song.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a good song.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

But none of the guys in the band are real.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a cover band.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? The original.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're gonna be another new singer.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the. This. It's not Lou Graham singing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why they're called Foreign.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. What's his name?

[Pat Godwin]

Mick Jones.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy that wrote all the songs isn't in the band.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's the last guy to go.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no one from the original band. Right. So it's a cover band.

[Pat Godwin]

Listen to that voice.

[Josh Arnold]

I love this one. Now they're called Illegal Foreigner. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. I guess their. Their need to get some work. Must be urgent.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a hell of a sack solo. I like Urgent.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he just shoot the Pistols?

[Pat Godwin]

He did.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he did the air drums.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

What a publicity grab.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, it's a little embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Taylor Swift, if she wants a band for her wedding, I would, I don't know, maybe get Taylor Swift.

[Chick McGee]

I remember. I remember hearing this from for the first time and losing my mind. I couldn't believe how great this song was.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there's not something we're missing, right?

[Chick McGee]

The Junior Walker solo.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great, great sax.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm just saying it's not.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotta hear this, though, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've heard this plenty yet. Foreigner doesn't rock.

[Chick McGee]

There we go. Hey, he's not shy around.

[Josh Arnold]

If they rocked as hard as they think they do, they'd be a good band. They just aren't.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't like Jukebox Hero?

[Josh Arnold]

I can stomach that one.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I do kind of like Jukebox Hero.

[Tom Griswold]

What about. No, they don't wear buckets on their heads or masks. So you don't like them?

[Chick McGee]

What about Midnight Blue? Man, Midnight Blue is a great song.

[Pat Godwin]

That is good.

[Chick McGee]

It's either cherry.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a solo?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't care if it feels like the first time.

[Chick McGee]

You okay?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're not going through their entire wavre. Whatever the heck.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Pat started this. Yeah. What about Dirty White Boy?

[Josh Arnold]

Love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Love it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that one. Dirty White.

[Chick McGee]

I found the COVID of that album objectionable.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Chick McGee]

It's filthy.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the COVID of the album?

[Chick McGee]

Woman Pissing in a Urinal. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's just in the dirty bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Whatever. Peeing in the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there is a difference. She's either in a dirty bathroom or she's standing in a urinal.

[Chick McGee]

She's with her back to the urinal. Someone muddied the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Which album is this?

[Chick McGee]

Hammer. Yammer, Yammer.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta know. I gotta check this out.

[Chick McGee]

Dirty White Boy. Look at. Look at the front.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. The way you assume things, I would assume that you would assume that she's peeing in the urinal.

[Josh Arnold]

Now. We're not.

[Chick McGee]

Girls pee. They're back to the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's exactly how we do it.

[Pat Godwin]

One of our wave runners down in Florida was called Dirty White Boy because it was Mick Jones's son, my girlfriend's sister's fiance.

[Tom Griswold]

This is complicated.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I told it, Travis. And you lost me a girlfriend. All right, you know what? I'll speak next break.

[Chick McGee]

Okay?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, if she's peeing. There you go. If she's.

[Chick McGee]

What else would she be doing squatting over the urinal?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe she's just resting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is just weird, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

It is, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What an odd choice for an album.

[Chick McGee]

I do like the socks, though. I didn't notice the socks that's coming back this year.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got, like, little high socks on.

[Christy Lee]

Little bobby socks with heels, kind of brace.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? It makes you wonder what those toes are doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you have one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

One of those little.

[Tom Griswold]

We have.

[Chick McGee]

We have.

[Tom Griswold]

We actually have foot fetish news. If you want, I could. I could dig it up for you.

[Chick McGee]

My biggest. Your part?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not kidding. There was an interesting foot story in the news. I was kind of saving it, but.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we can save it if you.

[Tom Griswold]

Must, but What a publicity grab for.

[Chick McGee]

Foreigner and there's been no response From Taylor or Travis so far.

[Josh Arnold]

And they've never come out and said, hey, our song is I want to know what love is or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

So there's no reason for Foreigner.

[Tom Griswold]

No. And if they're going to play. If foreigners are going to play Taylor's Wedding, they're going to have to learn, you know, the YMCA and of course, those guys. Since it's a cover band, they probably know it already.

[Christy Lee]

Electric Slide.

[Chick McGee]

There's a question. What's the most famous band that finally. Okay, we'll start doing weddings?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that's a great question.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can get anybody if you pay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

But, man, we're like. That's their main source of income, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, I. I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Moby Grape did some weddings.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw the guy that sings I love you more today than yesterday in a cover band doing a wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the lead singer. So I thought that. I thought that guy was great. He did that song and I went, wow. So I went up to him, I said, that is amazing. You sound just like that guy. He goes, I am that guy.

[Christy Lee]

We don't know that guy's name, do we?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but that's a great song, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a terrific album. Great songs. You don't know the guy's name? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's the guy that does. Give me just a little more time.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great song.

[Pat Godwin]

What is that again?

[Tom Griswold]

We don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Apple, peaches, pumpkin pie. It's the same guy.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

I think you were young and so was.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy's voice is great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say.

[Josh Arnold]

He does a.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot of that, but it's kind of.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. The guy that. I believe in miracles.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn'T say who it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Great phrasing.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we. Do we know who you know? Okay. Chris is looking it up.

[Christy Lee]

Spiral Staircase did the song you were talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

The what?

[Christy Lee]

Spiral Staircase.

[Josh Arnold]

I just tried Shazaming this, but I forgot it's all in our headphones.

[Christy Lee]

Chairman of the Board.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

I thought that was Sinatra.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, that was a scary top.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's a. That's a movie, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know, I've never seen it.

[Josh Arnold]

So I can't say we should all watch it one time.

[Chick McGee]

Chairman.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, showing.

[Chick McGee]

Chairman of the board.

[Tom Griswold]

Get over here. The. This. The news story is that Foreigner, the band is offered. Volunteered to play Taylor Swift. We are there busy working on their new album, Desperation.

[Chick McGee]

I know what Desperation is.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Are they still out with none of the members at all?

[Chick McGee]

Can't imagine they wouldn't be.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you prefer their new out. Do you like Desperation better than their last album? Clawing for revelance, Relevance. Said two times. All right, I'll just wait for failed to mention. That's a stinker today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. From 2005. Okay, thank you very much. What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

We've got the Seahawks and the NFL. They're cracking down on incidents in the stands, changing their name.

[Josh Arnold]

They are?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about rabbits. They're going to become the Sea Hares.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, someone's not gonna be happy.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm gonna allow?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I. I also. I'm gonna give that a nine.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

If I ever told my sea hair story on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, but I. You've told it off, and it's a doozy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'd like you to tell that.

[Tom Griswold]

You can.

[Chick McGee]

Were you yelling back and forth?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I wasn't, but my friend Pete was. Yeah, I'll. I'll tell that.

[Chick McGee]

When that board's too long.

[Tom Griswold]

I can do the very short version. Jeffrey, you've worked construction.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the thing where you're. You're holding the pole and the guys are. The guys, you know, 50 yards away, yelling at you.

[Chick McGee]

Surveyor.

[Tom Griswold]

Surveyor stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So, I mean, this is. This is right out of a movie. We're working on this house, which is this really nice property right on Lake Michigan. Beautiful wooded area. And the. The basement is there that we've. They've dug the hole for the basement. And I forget what we were doing, but I'm holding the pole.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're on the. I didn't realize you were on the pole.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I'm sorry. No, no, no. Excuse me. I'm the. On the other side. And Pete was holding the pole. I got to get this right. And he would keep yelling, you know, to get everything in place to go, no, no, move it, move it. And he would use the phrase sea Hare, but he would use the full version of it. Right. You know, just. Just to see Hare on the left as he's doing this. Coming up from behind him is the most reverend guy whose house it was, who was, in fact, a minister and.

[Chick McGee]

With his wife.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't think she'd ever heard that phrase.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And he was using the full word.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. And of course, if you're in construction, you know exactly how Far, that is that, that means it's like a, like the word if you're cooking, you know, a smidge, a pinch, a pinch, a dab, a sea hair. That sea hair is more of a distance.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Not so much a tablespoon.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great moment that was. Thank you for letting me live in that memory for just a moment there. A beautiful summer day. Now coming up, we have a world record.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Roy Wood Jr. Will be our guest shortly. Also, we're going to talk with Mark Zuckerberg. Really not the one you're thinking of, but Mark Zuckerberg.

[Chick McGee]

Goulet. Robert Goulet. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a classic. It has a long, long setup.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, It's a great show.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. But we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

The hell was that little schmuckus there?

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Christy. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going through puberty.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay. It's about time. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. More sports coming up. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I did a little bit of homework, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah? What were you studying?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had an odd sports story. Just an odd story in general. The band Foreigner is has volunteered to play Taylor Swift's Wedding. And it was, I guess, sports related because of Mr. Kelsey, which got us talking about various singers. And we started talking about this particular song. Oh, a beautiful song.

[Josh Arnold]

And it just jumps right in, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

And I want. We couldn't. We didn't know who was singing it. And so I did a little bit of homework. He's just imploring her to love the guy's name. And this is his actual name. Not. Not fake General Norman Johnson.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

His Parents named him General.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

It says here it made him stand out early on in life.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a couple people. There's a. There was a Sergeant Shriver for that guy. The Kennedy clan.

[Christy Lee]

That was his real name. I just thought he gave it to himself.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that was his name. I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't it r. Sergeant Shriver or something?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure. But in any event, the General Norman Johnson was the lead singer. Sadly, he's gone. But he was the front man for the band. Chairman of the board, which is what? That great vocal and that Cool. So that song did really well. Yeah, it was an international hit. Sold more than a million copies in 1970.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. Oh, my. I would have thought earlier for some reason, but, man, that is a cool song.

[Tom Griswold]

So. But we were talking about. There's a whole.

[Christy Lee]

Did they have any other hits.

[Tom Griswold]

Warehouse of bands who. We don't know who the singers are, but yeah, I don't know. I just did enough homework to find out that it's General Norman Johnson singing so. Well. Remember the. Remember the. That guy that's saying that. I believe in miracles. You sexy thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

That's hot chocolate, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. He's no longer with us either.

[Josh Arnold]

Everyone's a winner, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. They're. Emma, Emily.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey. I love them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. They have that odd guitar sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Let's move forward here with more sporting news.

[Chick McGee]

The Seattle Seahawks have announced a new program to help curb fights and violence in the stands during NFL games by planting undercover police officers dressed as fans of the opposing team throughout the stand.

[Josh Arnold]

This is entrapment. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

At least, right? The team said the embedded undercover police plan will be able to respond more quickly to incidents of unrest and violence. The announcement informed fans about the types of bad behavior that would prompt the undercover officers to intervene. All right, here's a list. Unruly, disruptive or illegal behavior, drunken, derogatory disruptions, interference with the game, such as object throwing, refusal to obey stadium officials orders, harassment of opposing fans, and other similar behaviors. The Seahawks proposed this back in 2013, and for various reasons, it has been delayed until now. It starts this season, so there. You be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

So are the undercover cops going to.

[Chick McGee]

Dress as the opposing team?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now everybody knows that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, well, you don't know if.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know who it is, though. Still. It's like an air marshal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, but if. They're. If. But they're designating who they are by wearing the opposing team's colors. I think you're gonna.

[Christy Lee]

But there are a lot of times that people sell their tickets to the opposing team so they'll sit in the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

But now you're just gonna assume every one of those guys is going to narc out on you. So.

[Chick McGee]

All right, well, good.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine. Hey, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But where are we in the world that we have to tell everybody there are police in the stands. Please don't cuss out other people in the stands and threaten to punch them.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad they took quick action. This was proposed in 2013 through various problems.

[Chick McGee]

Gum up the red tape.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Carnivals direct mail pieces just to play. Caitlin Clark has announced that she will miss the rest of the Fever season because of that groin injury. She said in a statement. I'd hope to share a better update, but I will not be returning to play this season.

[Josh Arnold]

You do whatever you need.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. She's 23 years old and she was injured on July 15th game against the sun and later complicated things with a bone bruise fever. Currently in 8th game and a half in front of the Sparks with three left to play. Last night, Phoenix Las Vegas and Golden State win and the wnb. And the groundskeeper of a Norwegian golf course said a mystery pooper targeting course holes must be a man because the poops are too massive to be from a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

And no, don't be. That's. That's not. I have seen.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

A young niece.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Who?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought Dick Butkiss was in there.

[Chick McGee]

I have seen. Toddler from the potty. The training chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's bigger than you are. How did that come out of your body?

[Tom Griswold]

I've also experienced that from a young, young girl. Yeah, that could be. But. So the, the assumption is this guy is saying the amount of fecal material means it has to be from a man.

[Chick McGee]

Kenneth Ten Fjord. Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Groundskeeper at the Stavanger Golf Club. S T A V A N G E R. Stavanger said he's been finding human feces in course holes since 2005.

[Josh Arnold]

So you see, the joke here is.

[Tom Griswold]

20 years some guy's dumping amazing. Now we're assuming it's a guy, but the.

[Josh Arnold]

You hit your ball and you go to reach in.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

But here's the punchline. He does have a couple of favorite holes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Can't they put up some cameras and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, field camera.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Wouldn't it be easy to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. Not only that, they've put up klieg Lights. And if you. If you read on, they put up towers with lights. And this guy has apparently climbed them and safely unplugged them. Wow. So this is a guy, this someone. There's a very deep.

[Chick McGee]

However, the groundskeepers say that the fecal discovery is usually accompanied with used toilet paper.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so the man wipes and then. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Leaves the whole thing even worse.

[Chick McGee]

He's not an animal.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, he's not. Well, no, it's more disgusting if he doesn't wipe, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

You suppose before. Well, I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

It'd be more disgusting for him if.

[Tom Griswold]

You were going to do this. Before you. Before you do it, do you yell 2 instead of 4? There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to think he has some fun with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's still going on. When I saw this, I noticed that it started in 2005, so I checked up on it and they have yet to catch him. And they're still trying to. Twenty years down the road.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds to me like it's an inside job. It might be another groundskeeper maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's that. What a specific sickness.

[Chick McGee]

And he has a couple favorite holes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he loves it. Probably. Maybe a nice view or who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

But the fact that the paper is there would indicate that he is performing the particular procedure right there on site.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not cramping in a.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's not bringing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how would you. You'd have to squat like a catcher over the hole. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, aim it.

[Pat Godwin]

Aim it just right.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not putting it in Tupperware. Thank you. I hadn't really.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got to line up that putt, so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Well, that's. That's out there.

[Chick McGee]

Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather Jr. Are set to meet in an early 2026 boxing match. Wow. Tyson will turn 60 next year. Will meet the unbeaten Floyd Mayweather Jr. He's 48. Said the exhibition will give the fans what they want.

[Josh Arnold]

A mediocre fight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What they want two old guys hitting each other.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Clamoring for that.

[Chick McGee]

No date or site for the match has been announced, meaning no one's interested.

[Josh Arnold]

In fronting the money yet.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You recall the last fight Mike lost to Jake Paul? 8 roundabout last year.

[Tom Griswold]

But didn't that raise millions upon millions of dollars?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, it's a money maker.

[Josh Arnold]

I still wouldn't want to fight him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no, no. Whatever, Mike.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And if it's an exhibition what does that really mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Lighter. I think lighter or heavier gloves and that sort of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Does one of them get a lot more money if they win? Because that would make it at least.

[Josh Arnold]

They'Ll probably have two minute rounds instead of three minute rounds.

[Chick McGee]

I would imagine there's.

[Tom Griswold]

There are guarantees, but is there some incentive to win or are they just going to get out there and.

[Josh Arnold]

There should be. Right. There's a purse that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They should pay the one guy 10 million, the other guy nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't think it should be nothing, but not much.

[Chick McGee]

So this is your NBA, right? You want to only pay the winner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because otherwise it's just going to be two guys, you know, doing a little puffball thing.

[Josh Arnold]

So in other words, we should all be paid based on successful jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sadly. Hope you don't need gas this weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're 0 for 2 today.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you didn't even make gas money.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you can't get home today.

[Tom Griswold]

That 2005 thing, I'll just thumb it.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully somebody recognizes the old shoe leather express.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up? If we've completed our sports.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up. If you consider tug of war and.

[Tom Griswold]

Legos a sport, we have Roy Wood Jr. Comedian coming up. Up. Mark Zuckerberg interview coming up this morning. This is interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not be fair about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, every time I've mentioned it, I've said it's not the one that was at the White House.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we need to have finished.

[Tom Griswold]

I was over here calculating what I'm paying.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there an insurance agent around here? His name's David Gilmore, isn't it? I'm almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm almost. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was about the time I saw a sign for. There was a company. Graves Realty.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had a sign right in front of a house in the. In the backyard. There were three gravestones.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember that. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. Very odd. I don't think you can buy the. I think if you buy the property, I don't think you get the.

[Chick McGee]

If you own your house and your property, can you be buried on your property?

[Tom Griswold]

Depends.

[Chick McGee]

I have to get a variance.

[Pat Godwin]

Elvis is.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's Elvis.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw one of those home repair flipping shows, right. And they found a headstone in the backyard and they were like, this will shut us down forever. We. This is bad.

[Chick McGee]

So they got rid of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's hope there is nobody. Somebody had buried a teddy bear. They got lucky.

[Chick McGee]

That's A good question.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they got a backhoe and started digging.

[Josh Arnold]

They got a. Yeah, they didn't get a backhoe, but they had a sonar guy come out and go, there's something down there. And then they dug it up and it was a box with a teddy bear in it.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

But they were like, if this is a body, we are screwed. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean because it'll be haunted? It.

[Josh Arnold]

Because of all the red tape and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. No, it'll be hotter. But yeah, yeah, of course, we all know that. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're.

[Chick McGee]

Not too much to look at.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee with the flash dance sweatshirt on bear shoulder.

[Josh Arnold]

It's super cute.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin with the break dance sweatshirt on bare shoulder. No, that's not got the 70s rocker Western shirt. It's got western.

[Pat Godwin]

You like it now?

[Christy Lee]

Like a Neil Young kind of look.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. If somebody said, if you didn't know Pat and somebody went, hey, you know, he was in Three Dog Night.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, would you wear a shirt like that?

[Josh Arnold]

I used to quite a bit.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

And especially with the kind of snaps.

[Christy Lee]

I like the snaps.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah. I used to shop at western wear places.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. I don't see that. There's Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Now if you're asked to get dressed up, would you break out a shirt like that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm more of a subdued sort of blue button up with a black jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wouldn't wear that shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we didn't ask you.

[Pat Godwin]

We knew your answer.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't wear any clothing. The color of Clearasil.

[Pat Godwin]

Makes no sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

[Chick McGee]

It is kind of clear.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I have a Pimply chest, like a toe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I do actually, actually have a pimply chair.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that'll help. I'm sorry, where were we? Oh, we were discussing the sporting scene.

[Chick McGee]

Teams from all over the world have traveled to Nottingham, England for the world tug of war championships this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

The four day event started yesterday, features tug of war competitions between groups in various weight classes.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

For male, female and coed team games.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Tug of war. Yeah. You ever done one of those? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, in camp and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

I always hear horror stories about. Yeah, there's a tug of war.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a famous video.

[Christy Lee]

Having your shoulder ripped off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Some guy has his arm ripped off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if they have a mud pit between them or what.

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

I think a large chasm is the way to go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Really, Cliff?

[Tom Griswold]

Very old school.

[Chick McGee]

How about an icy crevasse?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to be up front. Really going to dig in those heels.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

Can they wear gloves?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

But is it kind of cheating?

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to get rope burns.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, maybe just chalk up.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there are probably old timers, veterans of the tug of war back in the day. Bareback, it didn't have gloves.

[Tom Griswold]

A bunch of pussies.

[Chick McGee]

I can't feel the rope unless I got bare skin.

[Josh Arnold]

One of my nieces was on the track team when she was in junior high or something. And we went. And there were a lot of, like, fat kids at the. And I was like, this is. I wonder what they're going to be doing. And they were on the middle of the field doing tug of war.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In track.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It was part of the track meet, really. And I had no idea it's a sport now. It was at this school, so I don't know, but. And it was awesome to watch. Awesome. I was gonna guess shot put. Yeah, Those guys are always there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I was gonna guess eating pulled pork. I meant tug of war. Pulled pork in. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

It was cool. It looked like a quite a thing, to be honest.

[Chick McGee]

Would you think less of someone if they were overweight?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know, he does.

[Christy Lee]

He does.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all. You're the one putting that on me. I didn't say that. Well, I'm only going by what I'm hearing. Kids are fat. Maybe they're eating more pulled pork. That's all simple formula. They didn't get fat by any other way.

[Chick McGee]

So you're Saying, no genetics involved. No, it's just overeating.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the comedian, the great Eddie Gosling?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

I love Eddie.

[Josh Arnold]

His wife used to say to him.

[Chick McGee]

Megan Mooney, I believe her name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I love you more than a fat kid loves cake. And he would say back to her, I love you more than a fat kid loves carrots. And she thought it was insulting. And he said, no, no, listen to me. If you're fat because you eat a lot of carrots, you really love carrots.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, very good. That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

That's beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Eddie was the one that they had a baby and he said, yeah, I'm worried about him getting bullied at school. So as soon as he, like, turns five, I'm going to have a tattoo put on his back that says, kill them all. Let God sort them out.

[Josh Arnold]

No one's messing with.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody's messing with that. Nobody's messing with that kid. No, sir, don't even worry about it. Where is. Oh, that's right, because I can't do that. I'm so impressed with him. I'm sorry. Makes me sick that he didn't win, Jerry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, it was a great, you know, great atmosphere here.

[Chick McGee]

They're still talking stupid. World record. A mother from New Zealand has broken the Guinness World Record for the fastest 100 meter barefoot run over Legos.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's so funny that this is a mother, though, you know, she's trained.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Gabrielle Wall ran over a track covered in lego bricks in 24.75 seconds to achieve the title.

[Josh Arnold]

This has to suck.

[Chick McGee]

That's a pretty good hunting time for anyone.

[Christy Lee]

They don't see your feet sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The track, made using more than 650 pounds of Legos donated by the charity Imagination Station, a New Zealand organization that uses Lego in its educational robotics and mechanics classes for kids. Ah, and there she is now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. She's really having to stomp down on them. And as you can see, they're sticking to her souls.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And they're. It's all Legos.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

She's just breathing.

[Pat Godwin]

She's a good runner.

[Josh Arnold]

She's really focused. She's not wincing or Tom Cruise run.

[Chick McGee]

She's wearing those, she's wearing those. Those yoga pants, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She's starting to feel it near the end.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Occasionally she's slipping a little bit because those Legos are hurting her feet.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really something. Why are my Legos all bloody? Mommy, I've been practicing and that's probably.

[Tom Griswold]

A million dollars worth of Legos.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, as Josh would say, they sure are proud of them Legos, aren't they?

[Christy Lee]

Did you see the story about Legos and they're like highest selling products for the F1 cars and the flower pots. And my daughter, I was asking her about it, she goes, yeah, a lot of gen zers make the flower pots and use them as decorations in their apartments. That's what she said. Yeah, I had no idea. Super popular, very popular.

[Chick McGee]

And speaking of Legos, I think we have a tribute from our own Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a son and when he turned five, for his birthday present, he begged me to buy him some Legos. Eligio Legos. Well, I'm not the world's most successor. Well, I'm not the world's most successful guy. So when I saw the price, I said to my ex wife, they're expensive, those legos. And we both got your prego. Let's split the cost of those legos all around the house. Everywhere. I stepped on a piece and fell down the stairs. Effing Legos. The ER. Cause the Legos. High deductible Legos. My son's 14, I been deaf for years. Turns out I had a LEGO stuck in my ear. Stupid legos. F you. You damn legos can't hear. Cause of legos.

[Christy Lee]

It was lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

Lego has just unveiled their newest, most expensive set ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my.

[Chick McGee]

Is it something to do with Star Wars?

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Star Wars Death Star. It's $1,000. The, it's this. According to this news account, the ultimate collector series model contains more than 9,000 pieces.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And recreate scenes from the original trilogy with extraordinary detail, including a display stand and minifigures from the Star wars saga just out.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope when someone builds that, one of their friends comes in and just smashes it and it's like Rebel alliance bitch. Like just.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Also while we're on the topic, quickly, police in Australia have arrested a guy accused of stealing more than $160,000 worth of Legos. The theft is part of a broader trend of LEGO being used in organized crime due to its high resale value value, according to this news account. So yeah, they're, they're very expensive and they're really cool. Have you ever built one?

[Josh Arnold]

Built a lego?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, put one together. Put a LEGO set.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, I got three kids, I had to build all the legos.

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever finish your lego?

[Tom Griswold]

We, the big one we were doing was the Disney castle, right? And we got it half done during COVID and then my son Sam Finished it off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the. Growing up, we, we got, we wanted Lego, but we got. Was it Duplo or. Yeah, those are always bigger. Yeah. Not fun. They were for younger kids. Really? Yeah. Less dexterous hands.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the way you said that. Less dexterous hands sound like Jack Black. Coming up, we're going to talk with comedian Roy Wood Jr. We're also going to talk with the other Mark Zuckerberg, not the one that was having dinner at the White House last night, but the one who's having trouble keeping his name. We'll find out about that. But right now we're going to check in with Chick Magee. He's right over there.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, comedian Roy Wood Jr. Will be joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold. Hi there. Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's right. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna hook up with comedian Roy Wood Jr. In just a second. I'll remind you. Willie G, Summit City Comedy Club in Fort Wayne tomorrow night with a special guest set from Megan Gailey. That'll be great. Once again, Summit City Comedy, Fort Wayne, Indiana with Willie G. And Megan Gailey. Saturday night we were talking about this new LEGO set. It's apparently going to be available in early October. $1,000. It's the death Star from Star wars and it's huge.

[Christy Lee]

It is big.

[Tom Griswold]

It's 32 inches wide. But it's not the biggest, the tallest Lego. Anyone want to take a stab at this? Eiffel Tower is right. Oh, the Eiffel Tower is the tallest Lego. And, and there's also a Titanic Lego that's very large with lots and lots.

[Chick McGee]

Of 30, 38, 000 Lego pieces in the Titanic.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's, that's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they sort that out at the factory?

[Christy Lee]

How do you take it apart and put it back together ever again?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. You ever put one together?

[Christy Lee]

No, not that big.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to follow. You got to find the right pieces and put. It's, it's painstaking.

[Chick McGee]

You take it apart and put it back together in the dark. Then you're an expert.

[Christy Lee]

But there are people that just have Legos like on display.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. Okay. One of them is right near here. My son Sam does this. He's huge.

[Christy Lee]

Does he have a whole bunch of them around his house?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he has the, the smaller version of the Death Star already. But this is the new Death Star.

[Christy Lee]

I know what you're getting them for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

9023 pieces in that one, which is, I mean, but the Titanic, huge. Yeah. And we were talking about Legos because we had an odd sports story about a woman who has set the 100 meter dash record while running on some 600 pounds of Legos.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it looked painful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now the. Like I said, the Death Star doesn't come out until October. Christy, why don't we weigh in on a new store while we wait to get hooked up with Roy Wood Jr. Cuz Roy's going to be doing a TV show called have I got news for you. Second season, which is of course all about news.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have news for you. Doctors are warning that if you use your phone on the toilet, it could significantly increase the risk of hemorrhoids. A study highlighted by CNN says extended time sitting on the toilet.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Sitting puts added pressure. Of course. On the veins in the rectum leading to irritation and swelling. Smartphones encourage folks to sit longer than necessary according to the researchers. And experts recommend limiting bathroom time to five minutes or less to reduce your risk. Maybe leave your phone in the den.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also a huge risk of a pink eye if you poop right on your phone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. But that's.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't wanna. You don't want to do that.

[Chick McGee]

No, you don't wanna.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're saying people are spending too much time because they're. Or what? Doing wordle.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever you do on your phone apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess you could go on Amazon and order Preparation H. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Look, while I'm. While I'm here. Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Japan is well known for its wide variety of shrines and each shrine serves its own purpose. There are some who people go to to pray for good health. There are shrines which people go to for prosperity. A shrine in Tochigi prefecture also caters to devotees praying for hemorrhoid cure. Kunigami shrine is frequented by people who want to be cured of existing and developing hemorrhoids. They squat around the so called butt washing stone with their butts facing the stone really While reciting a chant.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a photograph.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a chant.

[Christy Lee]

It has not been proven. If the stone indeed cures hemorrhoids clean my boss believe it could help.

[Tom Griswold]

Shows a guy now he's wearing shorts scrub my. But he's kind of cozying up to this rather large stone. There it is. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

What he's doing all right.

[Chick McGee]

Well that looks like a good old fashioned American boy there. And his baseball cap and his shorts.

[Josh Arnold]

They are an easy living culture. They live day. Bidet.

[Pat Godwin]

Day. Yeah, yeah, it was funny. I think it's just.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The mood maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care about your mood.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, not mine.

[Josh Arnold]

I care about comedy.

[Pat Godwin]

It was good. I thought it was well written. I liked it day by day.

[Josh Arnold]

I liked all the little shih Tzu statues around the thing as well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That gets a bigger no. It. It deserved nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

What a weird thing to do. Yes. I feel bad for the guy. There are all those people looking at him. Well, wouldn't you put a shrine to hemorrhoids in a nice private place?

[Christy Lee]

You would think.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing to be ashamed of. In fact be discussed more often.

[Christy Lee]

Shouldn't it maybe in a portalette?

[Josh Arnold]

What's the. Don't suffer in silence they say when it comes to.

[Christy Lee]

Is that why truck drivers now have the cabs where the seats go up yeah, from getting hemorrhoids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it helps with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember this story? Headline, man suffers rectal prolapse after spending two hours on toilet using his phone.

[Josh Arnold]

The old party favor.

[Chick McGee]

2 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

33 year old men went to the hospital complaining of severe abdominal pain. Doctors discovered he had a grade three rectal prolapse.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, if I'm on there more than like 45 seconds, my legs go to sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we can switch gear here. I think we have a Roy joining us. Oh, there we go. There he is. I see him on the big screen. It's Roy Wood Jr. Comedian. Hi, Roy, can you hear us? Roy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Erectal prolapse is a condition where all or part of the rectum turns inside out and protrudes through the butt. I was googling that right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, windsock.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Why can't they just call it inside out Booty.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Doctors have all of these extra words and syllables. We don't know what a prolapse is.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to mention a grade three prolapse. God knows what a grade four is.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta study harder.

[Tom Griswold]

The poor guy. Roy Wood Jr. Is a wonderful comedian and also a TV guy and soon to be a biographer. I understand you wrote a book about some guy. Who is it?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah, well, I wrote it about all the dudes other than my dad who helped help keep me out of jail and make me a decent person. It's called the man of Many Fathers. It's pre order now. But yeah, man, I, I wrote a book. I'm officially an author now. That means I can tell people I know more than them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Comedian. But when I say author, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

And a documentarian, it gives you certain gravitas, as they say. When is, I'm sorry, when is the book coming out again, did you say?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

October 28th with Crown Publishing. They can pre order now. They got signed copies available as well. Headed out on a book tour as well. I'm gonna do some comedy and storytelling live. We'll tell the fun stories from the book. Like the first time I saw cocaine. Anybody? Y' all remember the first time you saw a heart drunk?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I flipped.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

In the same room with me. Like, wow, that is cocaine. Heard a lot about you, sir. Yeah, mine was in a hospital cafeteria. I had a coworker who snorted cocaine and was one of the most amazing dishwashers you have ever seen. Every, every run in I had with drugs through my 20s, the drug made that person better at their thing. So I'm like, the police are lying like These drugs are not bad. I saw this man. I was a food porter. So we would collect the food, and we distribute food trays from floor to floor and then go back and collect them. This man would collect all of the food trays and then just eat stuff off the food tray on the way back to the dish. Psychotic behavior. Just half gnawed on stuff. And then we worked at a rehab hospital because, you know, Birmingham's, like, big on sports medicine or whatever. So we worked in the hospital where when the pro athletes come to get the knee or the elbow or whatever, we're the hospital where they go for recovery after surgery. So he would just come back in the dish room. Random days. Troy Aikman took a bite out this biscuit. I'm about to put this in the newspaper. No one's. No one wants a nod on. Coughed on Troy Aikman biscuit.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Hey, Roy, you're talking about your new book, and we're speaking with a comedian, Roy Wood Jr. You're talking about your book that's coming out. Have you done the audiobook? Have you read that for the microphone yet?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Just speaking of cocaine, I need to do something to speed that up. There's nothing worse than hearing yourself read. I don't care how. How literate you are. It is a miserable experience to just be in a room reading words and then finding out later on in life. You've been saying that word the wrong way.

[Tom Griswold]

We do that all the time.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

46 years of your life.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

What do you mean? It's pronounced clientele clinically.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever. Did you ever, as a joke, when you're reading it, go, well, that's a lie.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

No, it was. It was. It was fun to write, man. It really was. I didn't have anybody helping me with it, and I just really wanted to sit down. My dad passed when I was 16, and so I was trying to figure out a way to talk about my relationship with him and how we, as men, you sometimes find yourself maybe subconsciously just gravitating towards different people. And then when you really look back and put your life together, you can see you didn't get all of your wisdom from the house. You're not supposed to. So, you know, it was. It was fun to, you know, just recant a lot of stories. Got one in there from an old Bob and Tom favorite rip to Spanky Brown. Yeah, he got a mention in the book.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Yeah, man. I spent the night at Spanky Brown's house, and him and his wife got into an argument. That I've never in my life. Like, you ever be around a couple when they argue? Like, when it's like a knock them out, drag them out argument?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

I'm just trying to sleep on the couch, bro. But I mean, it's. It's no different than a lot of couples. They have money struggles. And Spanky goes, hey, man, we're gonna. We're gonna be okay. This gig I'm doing tomorrow will pay for the light bill. She thought the lights were gonna get cut off. And he was like, no, they're not gonna get cut off.

[Tom Griswold]

Off.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

I got a gig. We're gonna go do the gig, me and Roy. I'm coming back with the light bill money. We get on the freeway the next morning, we're two exits up the freeway, the gig cancels on us. And he didn't want to go home to his woman. Asked me. I can say it now because he's dead. He. Hey, man, can we just stop somewhere for the night? You mean pretend to have a comedy show? Spanking?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what you mean?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Pretend to be going? So the importance of finding that partner that is supportive of you and, like, really cares, I think is something that we really, really underestimate. And, you know, it's nothing I was ever told, you know, because everything. I think as a man, I was always raised to be told, you know, make sure you treat a woman this, this, this. But you were never told to set your own list of needs and demands or to deprioritize those needs. And so, you know, it's just. It's a fun book, man. It really is. And I think people will get a kick out of it. And I'm just. I'm more excited to be touring live with it or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I thought the Spanky Brown story was going to end with him getting paid and then putting the money on the Washington football team and losing it. If I remember Spanky, every time, Every time. Every time he came in here, he and Chick would get into what was then known as Redskins talk.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, a funny comedian. I'm so, so sad that he's gone. We're speaking with the very much Alive Roy Wood Jr. And we're talking about his book, but we're not supposed to be. I've just been informed Roy's supposed to be talking about his. The return of his show on cnn. Have I got news for you with Roy Wood.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

The show's fine. That's fine. The book is the man of Many Fathers. I'll Be discussing it tomorrow night on cnn.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have you ever done a bookstore?

[Roy Wood Jr.]

No. No.

[Tom Griswold]

I hosted a gig with Jim Gaffigan when his book came out. And it was a little bit different because it was a bookstore, so there was no stage really. We were kind of over in the corner and we start and some lady goes, shh. It's not a library. We have Mr. Gaffigan here.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't go where they read the kids book?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we were right there by the front door. Yeah, it's a different gig. You might want to ask them for at least a chair to stand on.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

I was making out with a girl in the Lego section of Barnes and Noble once. That's the closest I've come to putting on a show in a bookstore. Most of this book tour I'm doing in like regular stand up in theater venues. I'll do some book signings, of course, but bookstore, like, I don't know. I always feel like when I'm in a bookstore talking to people, it just feels like just a step above talking to people at a gas station. It's kind of. It feels very sidewalk. Time share. I'm glad you all are here. I'm gonna show you in 60 minutes how you can get rich like me. And then the first slide is a picture of me on a boat showing you how rich I am. So, yeah, I'll do it. It'll. And I'm sure I'll have a good time, you know. You know, the people at Books A Million and Barnes and Noble, they've been real kind, but it's definitely not a stand up thing. Anything with fluorescent lights ain't good for comedy. Bookstore or a gym or some weird. That snack area at Costco. So I saw comedy happening in that little. That little, you know, like the little IKEA little area. It's just. It's not good. It's not good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, the most important thing to remember at a book signing is be sure to ask everybody how they spell their name. You take a nice, very expensive book and you write Johan. And the guy's name is Jon. You go, well, I gotta eat that one. Remember, you're trying to make some money on this book.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

It's some names out there. My name is. There's a lot of new spellings of Erica starting to bubble up, too. Apostrophes in there. There was no apostrophes in Erica when I was coming up. But I'm talking about. And this isn't a race thing, it's the white Erica's too. The Black influence is spread. Oh, yeah, I know some white. Erica's got a Y and an H in there. And I'm like, it's like that Ashley with the igh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We had an Angela the other day that was a rough spell. Angela Johnson Reyes. She's got like a weird way to do it. Roy, it's always a great pleasure. Once again, CNN tomorrow evening for Roy's show, the man of Many Fathers is the new book. The TV show is have I Got News for you. And we're hoping to get Roy in the building in person.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Always a pleasure. And I wanted to say real quick, when Roy talks about his dad, his father was a really, really cool guy. Very interesting. Really. They're on the forefront of broadcasting, quite literally marching with Dr. King and Roy's. We've been working with Roy a little bit, getting some of the audio from his dad being in the radio way back in the day. And when you're here, I want you to tell that great story about Soul Train. That's one of my favorite stories of all time that involves your dad.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

We'll tell it. You also have to let me say the N word one time on air and we'll get it cleared and then.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Roy.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the best. Roy Wood Jr. Ladies and gentlemen. I can remember the first time we had Roy in here. That very night we were doing our Christmas party and Roy said, would you guys mind if I did 10 minutes? And he killed. And at the time, he was a middle act in the comedy clubs. And he's done great because he is so funny. Now, we have a bunch of other stuff to get to here in the Bob and Tom program, including a chat with Mark Zuckerberg, not the one that was at the White House last night, but one who is trying to get his name organized so that he can stay on Facebook. It's a great story. We'll talk with Mark in just a few minutes. But right now, Mr. McGee, let me.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, Mark Zuckerberg. And also coming up, LSD in the news in kind of a positive way. We'll find out what that's all about here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom, bobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Jeff Oskay. Hi, Chick. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Jess Hooker in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jess.

[Chick McGee]

Dropping off coffee for Pat. God, how nice. Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a letter here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And this one, it's kind of a moral victory for the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we've talked. We of course have a segment we call sexy time.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And we try to help people with the intimate moments in their lives and their love life in general and romance. But this letter, I just, I feel so great about the positivity that we bring to the world.

[Chick McGee]

You sure they have, are you sure they have the right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're just gonna, you're gonna be astonished.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The, the positive that even a chick McGee brings.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait till you hear this. Okay, about a month ago, I got out of the shower and I came into the bedroom using Tom's trick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the towel trick. For those of you unfamiliar with the tower trick. Towel trick. You've emerged from the shower. How do I word this?

[Chick McGee]

You're holding your, your towel hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Hands free.

[Chick McGee]

But both hands are free.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a certain tumescence in the room.

[Christy Lee]

If you want to say that means you must have been excited while in the shower.

[Chick McGee]

And of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's, it's, it's like, it's, it's show prep.

[Chick McGee]

This makes it possible to also spread both your hands out and ask A question.

[Tom Griswold]

And the towel, of course, is dangling from the aforementioned tumescent member.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I've made myself clear. That's my technique. It's called the towel trick. I developed it many years ago. And our. Our writer, we'll just call him Mr. M from Appleton, Wisconsin, says, once again, he emerges from the shower doing the towel trick. And he goes, where's the towel? His wife is laying in the bed reading a book. And I tried phase two. Hey, do you want some of this before I put it away? She turned away.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Rolled her eyes, went back to reading her book. Now, wait. Patience is the key.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of weeks ago, we were at a cabin in northern Wisconsin. No one else was around. We had the whole lake to ourselves to swim. I was getting hungry and said to my wife, let's go make some dinner. I started climbing up the ladder to get onto the dock. You following this now? Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm lost.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in the water.

[Chick McGee]

What's a cabin? Again.

[Tom Griswold]

With my back turned to my wife, I was getting out of the water. Suddenly, she threw her swimsuit at me from the water, then climbed up the ladder naked, Looked at me and said, and do you want some of this before I put it away?

[Josh Arnold]

There's only one move here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If he doesn't do it, I'm disappointed.

[Tom Griswold]

He said, we proceeded to make freaky monkey love right on the dock.

[Josh Arnold]

Not what I would have done at all.

[Chick McGee]

What is your move?

[Josh Arnold]

No, thanks. I'm gonna go make dinner.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You give her the exact same treatment.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And then that third time, whoever initiates it, is the effing of your life because it's been so pent up. You've both been rebuffed.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like I'm watching one of those shows on Sunday Morning from Washington where the. The nuance of getting the bill passed. Yeah, but I feel like we've done good work here. He used the. The Chick McGee line worked.

[Chick McGee]

And your line.

[Tom Griswold]

But my move. It only worked for her. Yeah, but she remembered the line. Yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. I would have. I would have owned that situation. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No. You know, what you do, and then you win a lot of money, and then you make the decisions.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't believe you just said that.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. What do you think of that?

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, any letter that ends with freaky monkey love right on the dock, I'll be framing this.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

I hope no one got splinters.

[Pat Godwin]

I think coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Pat Godwin]

I think coming out of the water naked's a pretty Hot move, though. It's hard to resist.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear. I hope no one got. That's the most female response to this situation.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if it's you in the right, the only one getting splinters would be possibly on his knees, maybe his hands.

[Pat Godwin]

There'd have to be a towel her backside.

[Chick McGee]

Now explain that to me.

[Christy Lee]

I get it, okay?

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about? You mean her on her knees?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it depends what they're doing. There's a variety of ways. What am I doing here?

[Pat Godwin]

There's only one way.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's switch gears here. We're gonna get back to the news desk. Thanks again to Roy Wood Jr. Roy's new book's coming out in about a month. He's gonna stop by the studio, I believe. But his TV show's back on CNN tomorrow night. It's Roy Wood Jr. And have I got news for you. The book is called the man of Many Fathers and it comes out, I believe he said, in early October. Now Christie's at the Silac Insurance news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's talking about the Powerball. Tomorrow, 1.7 billion at least will be up for grabs. A survey by the lottery app Jackpocket reveals what Americans would do if they won the lottery.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell you what I'd do.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know what you would do.

[Chick McGee]

You'd get all the money then, wouldn't you?

[Christy Lee]

Some of these answers might surprise you. 55% of respondents said they would tell their significant other and or their parents. 45% said they would not tell them. They wouldn't tell anybody.

[Chick McGee]

They wouldn't tell. How. Wait a minute. 40 something percent wouldn't tell anybody.

[Christy Lee]

45% would not tell their significant other they won the lottery.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think you.

[Tom Griswold]

You've just won more than a billion dollars. They're not going to figure it out. Gee, I can't help but notice.

[Christy Lee]

Initially. I bet that's what they mean initially.

[Josh Arnold]

Or they mean divorce.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that could be.

[Chick McGee]

What's the old joke? But I don't care where you're going, you're just leaving. What, man? Pack your bags, honey. Vacation. Where are we going? I don't care where you're going, I'm leaving.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, so if you've won.

[Christy Lee]

The lottery, you're married and you, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Split it, you have to split it, right? Legally? Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't there a news story not too long ago about a guy who won, didn't, or vice versa? One of them, one got a divorce, hadn't told the other one and then afterwards it was found out about and the judge ruled that they had to give them half. Wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's absolutely right.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got to declare all your assets.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm just against this, even if. So if you're married, you win the lottery, you automatically have to give half to your spouse.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

That is, that's horses.

[Chick McGee]

Depending on how long you've been married. There are also a table like an over 10 year marriage.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand that.

[Chick McGee]

More things kick in after 10 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude. The second you marry a woman, you or she takes on half your debt, you take on half her debt. The second you guys get married, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the debt, that debt thing is a little hidden.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. Oh, who's this at the wedding? I've never met this guy. Oh, that's MasterCard. They sent someone the Visa. The Visa guy's right behind.

[Chick McGee]

They're waiting for the dollar dance.

[Christy Lee]

Women are nearly twice as likely to break up with their significant other than men after winning the lottery.

[Chick McGee]

I believe that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

50% would party and celebrate with family and friends.

[Chick McGee]

Of course they.

[Tom Griswold]

Why wouldn't 100% of people have some kind of a little shindig?

[Christy Lee]

Because you don't want everybody, you know, asking for money.

[Tom Griswold]

But in most states, don't they publish who the winner is? I think they have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't mean you have to throw a party and have the people in your face.

[Christy Lee]

Right. 20% said they would celebrate a loan. 30% would pay off existing debt.

[Tom Griswold]

So the other 70% are bums. You want a million bucks? I'm not going to pay off that car.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they don't have any debt, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Or they're just going to pay it monthly. They're not going to pay.

[Tom Griswold]

What I'm going to do is if I win a billion, I'm going to buy a billion lottery tickets and win it even bigger next time. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a wise man.

[Chick McGee]

How long would it take take for a billion lottery tickets to print out?

[Christy Lee]

Only 15%.

[Josh Arnold]

Not as long as printing out a CVS receipt.

[Tom Griswold]

We're back in 2005 again.

[Pat Godwin]

Goes down to the floor like a scroll.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you see, I. It's a long piece of paper. It's a papyrus. You see.

[Christy Lee]

And only 15% would invest the money.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Only 15%.

[Christy Lee]

15%.

[Tom Griswold]

But these are what people say they would do.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The stat I'd like to see is what people actually, actually did. A lot of them do something smart like they buy a restaurant and watch Their money disappeared.

[Josh Arnold]

When I worked at the brokerage firm, we were in the same building as the lottery and we had six people who had won the lottery become clients. And within two years, five of them were broke.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Just didn't know how to spend it. Yeah, they won like let's say a million five. So after taxes, like, then they would buy a car for their mom and dad, buy a house. And the best part was a few of them bought a house but didn't pay cash. They just put down. So then when they went broke, they then lost the house as well.

[Christy Lee]

I loved by those people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, really, they, for some reason they thought they had a lot more.

[Tom Griswold]

Money than they did, so they wanted 600,000. So based on that story we had about Legos, they could buy four.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, I'm not buy the Legos at a CVS though, because.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Oh, it's longer than the yellow brick road. You see, it is lengthy.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the John C. Holmes of paper wads.

[Josh Arnold]

Christo could use it for the Grand Canyon.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, they called him Johnny Wad. You see, it's wad material. Mark Zuckerberg's our guest coming up in just a few minutes. The other one. And we'll review this week in history. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

More of the show is on the way.

[Tom Griswold]

You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email.

[Chick McGee]

Us at Bob and Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Colonel, my leg hurts.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, I think I've just gotten to that age where sometimes things just hurt.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

My right leg has just been hurting.

[Tom Griswold]

Who wants to do the joke? Your face must hurt too. It's killing me. Had to do it. Had to be done.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I'm looking at a very handsome man right now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, as I. I could. Could. Could be. I'm looking at the a photograph of Mr. Mark Zuckerberg. And I believe we have Mr. Zuckerberg on the phone. Oh, there he is. We got Mark on the big screen. Hey, Mark.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning, guys. Hey, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, how's it going?

[Josh Arnold]

Swell. How are you guys doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Now Mark Zuckerberg is.

[Chick McGee]

Can I have some money, Mark? Can I have some money? You got a lot of money, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Mark is a bankruptcy attorney.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

In Indianapolis, Indiana, usa.

[Pat Godwin]

Can I get a phone number after the show?

[Tom Griswold]

You've been Mark Zuckerberg your entire life, is that correct? I have, yeah. And then at what point did you, when did you first see the name of Mark Zuckerberg, the famous man that created Meta and Facebook, et cetera? When did that first emerge for you?

[Chick McGee]

So I think everybody's done this at.

[Josh Arnold]

One point where you just Google your name to see what's out there about yourself. And, and unfortunately, I've been around longer than computers have, so when I first got my first computer, I googled my name and I saw this snot nose kid sitting on his bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the east.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was a young Mark Elliott Zuckerberg. And I'm like, oh, my God, there's another Mark Zuckerberg. And I, I kind of followed him as he, he got more and more successful. And when you used to Google Mark Zuckerberg in the good old days, you'd get Mark Zuckerberg, the bankruptcy attorney. And now if you Google, you'll never see me.

[Chick McGee]

I'm so far down, I'm obscure.

[Tom Griswold]

But you had, I was reading that you had an issue with the people at Facebook, somehow kept canceling your Facebook account or turning it off or doing something because they thought you were impersonating the Facebook head guy, Mark Zuckerberg, when in fact you were just trying to. To drum up some business. Am I getting the story even slightly right?

[Josh Arnold]

Almost 100% right. I, I have a business account on Facebook for my law office and I have, in a personal account and they have shut my personal account off five times. In my business account four times. So it's a total of nine times they've shut me down alleging I'm not a real person, I'm impersonating a celebrity, and I'm not using a real name.

[Tom Griswold]

So have you gotten it sorted out? I would think once they saw the publicity, they'd go, hey, this is one quick phone call. There has to be a way to fix this.

[Josh Arnold]

So when you get turned off, they tell you to please appeal if you think they turned you off in the air. And I always do the appeal. The last time they turned me off, I sat idle for over six months after doing the appeal. Oh, this time I did the appeal, and only after filing the lawsuit, I sat idle for four months and one day this time.

[Tom Griswold]

Time.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with the appeal, but everything to do with the publicity that I'm getting.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. Did you. Did you ever consider maybe changing your name to, like, I don't know, maybe putting a letter in front of your name, like J. Mark Zuckerberg or maybe become.

[Josh Arnold]

Let him change his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll. That'll work.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Oh, well, we're speaking with Mark Zuckerberg. Not. Not the one from the social network.

[Christy Lee]

So the real Mark Zuckerberg has never contacted you at all?

[Tom Griswold]

Not yet.

[Josh Arnold]

So I heard he was in Washington, D.C. last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Having dinner at the White House.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What was funny about that? Yeah, I'm sorry to interrupt. What was funny about that is it was.

[Chick McGee]

What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Tim, the guy from Apple, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And Mark Zuckerberg. But no Elon.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

No Elon Musk.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoops. What happened there?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe you could change your name to something a little less popular now, like Tom from MySpace. Bankruptcy lawyer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought you were going to say Jeffrey Epstein.

[Josh Arnold]

I would never suggest. It could be worse, I guess. Right? Jeffrey Dahmer something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, you know. Yeah. I mean, remember when Son of Sam had a relatively common name yet that's. I. I guess it could be worse. You could be Eric and Ly. Eric Lyle Menendez. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So, hey, hey, Mark, in your professional opinion, would it come to who's ever the oldest would get to use Mark Zuckerberg, as far as you know, would that be a fair way to decide it?

[Josh Arnold]

I think you can't copyright a name, I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you. It would be if Mark Zuckerberg, the one we're talking to, the attorney, were using logos that looked like Facebook or Meta or it was in some way trying to have people think, then you're in trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're just trying to make a living out there. I got a question that's nothing to do with this phone call. Call.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

So feel free to. We were just talking about the lottery, and Jeff Oscar was saying that he used to work for an investment firm, and sometimes people would win hundreds of thousands of dollars in the lottery, then end up going bankrupt. Have you ever had to deal with one of those? And you don't have to give us.

[Josh Arnold]

Any details, but several people. Several people have come to me, unfortunately, after having all that money.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's no good. We're trying to begin. Everybody, a lottery fever here, because we got a 1.7 billion.

[Josh Arnold]

I told one reporter, I, I got interviewed.

[Chick McGee]

I said, you need to come back.

[Josh Arnold]

And interview me on Monday because after I hit the lottery, I'm going to.

[Chick McGee]

Buy Facebook and fire all those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

For you.

[Chick McGee]

There's an idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Mark, thanks for the call. Thanks for your time. Good luck today. Hope you have a bunch of good cases coming in and you're helping people out every day. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for having me on, you guys. You and your listeners. Have a great weekend and thanks for the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir, you too, Mark.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice guy.

[Christy Lee]

I always thought bankruptcy attorneys wouldn't make any money because their clients make no money. They have no money.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good point.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we have no money.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't have any money.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you pay the lawyer?

[Christy Lee]

So how do you pay Mark? I wanted to ask him, but you guys, I don't understand that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a secret. I think it's a magic trick. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't own work.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you remember Jeff Oskay's brokerage firm, don't you? You Dewey cheat him and how that.

[Tom Griswold]

Who'S the guy that's on TV all the time? The bankruptcy guy from Chicago National. He's got like a national footprint.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

And I remember J.G. wentworth. That's the. If you have a yearly payment or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember. All I remember is Donnie Baker used to always want to hire him for stuff. What's cracked me up? Coming up we have our history lesson but right now we're going to check in with with Chick McGee because the NFL season up and running already it has started and what do you think?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

That's awesome. Have some fun with prize picks real quick. Willie G. Is going to be in Fort Wayne, Indiana at the Summit City Comedy Club tomorrow night with a special guest set from Megan Gailey. So that's going to be a terrific show Saturday night in Fort Wayne at the Summit City Comedy Club. We're coming back. We've got more ammunition, right?

[Chick McGee]

Let's get him.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. And this is the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's.

[Pat Godwin]

How you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's Jess Hooker. Hi. Josh Arnold. Huh? Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I am Chick and hello, Tom. How are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Fine, Chick. We're gonna be getting organized and presenting another special NFL game you'll get to play starting probably next week, maybe the week after. But right now you can go to the Chick McGee insta.

[Chick McGee]

Instagram. The Chick McGee. Go right there and see my picks for the week. Get you started. Yes. I had Philadelphia minus the points last. I did not win. Should have taken the Cowboys in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Points, but I just can't without the spitting incident. Do you think they still would have.

[Chick McGee]

It would have changed the game. Yeah, because they had all their blocking schemes to provide for Jalen Carter. And when he went out because he spit on Dak Prescott, whole game changed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

What headline would you click on first? Spitting incident Mars football game or swallowing incident Mars football game.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think certainly swallowing because it would be so un. Did some guy. Did he swallow his mouth guard?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but doesn't it.

[Christy Lee]

I think you guys are always just gonna choose swallow.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't always happen so fast. They don't even know it. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I don't get the complaining.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, before we move on, we have a special guest and then we have a special song from Mr. Goddard who has. You haven't played a song in several days, so I hope your fingers played one today. In a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

It was forget.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I stumbled. Completely forgot. Magniful.

[Chick McGee]

He can't sing all the way.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

The hell's wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

Look, look, it Was good.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

Let's all agree he sucks, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Ace had the volume just right. I mean, sure, the lyrics didn't work, but at least it was long.

[Pat Godwin]

That is my joke. You can't use it against.

[Chick McGee]

I think we.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't joking. Oh, I see.

[Pat Godwin]

That makes it different.

[Josh Arnold]

Should we go to the big screen?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go to the big screen.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we do this?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look. Hey, Jeff Asky with suspenders.

[Chick McGee]

You look like casual Santa Claus.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you should become. You should become suspender guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not?

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Do the. Do the flip. Do the thing like you're making a point. Boy, that hurt. That sounded like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that definitely did a number on.

[Christy Lee]

The nips, I was gonna say. Oh, did you like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Not bad.

[Chick McGee]

Some sweet pain.

[Josh Arnold]

Daddy Pat, don't worry. This is gonna be so bad, they'll totally forget about your song. We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Jeff Oskay with failed to mention news.

[Josh Arnold]

Eccentric clothing designer Giorgio Armani died yesterday. What? You failed to mention. This is one time he won't be fashionably late to a funeral.

[Tom Griswold]

You think he'll be buried in one of his own suits? Suits? I mean, you hate to.

[Christy Lee]

I would hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I wouldn't. Why bury him at all night?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, go to the men's way.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to the men's warehouse. You want to keep the nice suits?

[Chick McGee]

Would you? If he was buried in Armani in your size, would you grave rob and get that suit?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a tough call. I know how much those things cost?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thousands.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Five, ten thousand.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they don't. Don't do that. I just. You can get a nice thing at the men's warehouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've gotten very nice suits at the men's warehouse.

[Chick McGee]

You'll love the way you look, I guarantee. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

We learned about a man who holds the world record for the most Croc shoes. He has 3569 pairs. He said he loved Crocs because he never learned to tie his shoes since he grew up in the foster care system. Oh, my God. What? You failed to mention. He also set the record for the most depressing world record backstory. We learned swearing makes you stronger. Well, you failed to mention. If that were the case, Pat would be able to bench press a city bus this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's forget about that. Move on.

[Chick McGee]

F and A gotta make all the decisions.

[Josh Arnold]

The Netherlands held their annual Redhead festival. What you failed to mention. Served nothing but ginger ale and sunscreen. Out free sunglasses so you weren't blinded by all those pasty white thighs. There's a new fitness trend of walking or. I'm sorry, there's a new fitness trend of working out on all fours like you're an animal. Well, you failed to mention. Hey, before you play Fortnite, I want you to take your brother out for a walk. Don't let him pee on the Johnson's mailbox this time. Oh, our own chick Magee, we learned, has a wifi toaster.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What you failed to mention last night. I spent 20 hours hacking it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Enjoy your burnt toast from here on out, big guy.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what the problem was.

[Josh Arnold]

And finally we learned that role playing is an overrated sexual fantasy. What you failed to mention. Tom, you may want to look into role playing. You could finally use all those foreign accents you are allowed to do on the radio in your bedroom.

[Roy Wood Jr.]

I'm just.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar, this has been the news that we failed to mention.

[Pat Godwin]

That was too good, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a very good idea, Jeffrey. I. I am to.

[Chick McGee]

I am to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. I'll go now. I put in all the way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Yeah, they heard about my toaster. I don't suppose. Jess, do you have a toaster at the house?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I have toaster.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have to push down a lever to get your toast to go into the toaster?

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

No, he doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

Place the bread in there and it.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there even a lever on the toaster?

[Chick McGee]

There's not.

[Pat Godwin]

And your phone operates it.

[Chick McGee]

I can. I can toast from here if.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm. I'm asking you seriously, does it have a password?

[Chick McGee]

Well, the WI fi has a password.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, toast.

[Chick McGee]

Not the. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because in the world we live, that wouldn't be too ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it two or four?

[Chick McGee]

Two slicer, but it's real thick.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, only the two.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sad. Yeah, you can tell it's always sad seeing. Do they make a one slicer to be truly depressing?

[Pat Godwin]

I could use a one slice.

[Chick McGee]

The aloneness thing, right? I don't need two slices. I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Not anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Just remind you, if you were to leave two pieces of bread in the toaster, you could come here to work. As you're starting your car on your phone, hit toast, you go home and your toast is waiting for piping hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my Goodness, that's a Western civilization has finally answered all the deep questions. Sure we got some nasty wars going on out there. Oh yeah, Famine, etc. Etc. But I can do remote cooking of my toys.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't even told you about the refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

What about the refrigerator?

[Chick McGee]

It's also on WI fi.

[Christy Lee]

Does it have a TV in it?

[Chick McGee]

It does not have a tv.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there one now that you can get that will inventory your stuff and tell you what to get at the grocery store.

[Chick McGee]

It tells you what you don't.

[Pat Godwin]

What does the phone do with the. The fridge? It just makes it colder or hotter.

[Chick McGee]

You can. You can adjust the temperature.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. It tells you if something goes bad.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever prank your fridge? Hey, are you running?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I am running. Hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what from?

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you go catch it?

[Chick McGee]

That's not funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have Prince Albert in your refrigerator?

[Chick McGee]

But this is the same refrigerator. Just stopped making ice. It just quit.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it did.

[Chick McGee]

Won't do it. I won't do it anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Well, did you talk to it nicely on its little WI FI computer thing?

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine that something would happen like that? That and I would talk to it nicely and try to convince it. Or would I yell at it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's probably some disgusting mechanical jizz stuck in the water line.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think you can say that word.

[Tom Griswold]

Careful.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, stuck in the water line. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

From the various mechanics of the water line, you see that feeds the ice machine. It was WI FI of oven.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have a WI fi.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a WI fi bed.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a WI fi.

[Chick McGee]

I have a WI fi bed.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

No sleep number.

[Christy Lee]

Bed's WI fi.

[Chick McGee]

I have the probe that's wireless and WI fi that runs off my phone that you can put the probe in the meat.

[Christy Lee]

I got that.

[Pat Godwin]

And you know what the meat.

[Chick McGee]

What your temperature is.

[Tom Griswold]

And you eat the beef in the oven. Get your head out of the.

[Christy Lee]

Oscar Saved me on that one. That was a great. That is a good, great suggestion.

[Tom Griswold]

The meter. The Peter meter. Yeah. What's this? This is the. This is the meat thermometer that has WI FI on it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You can. Can check your meat on your phone.

[Chick McGee]

You come.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, before you put it away, did you check your meat during the last break?

[Josh Arnold]

I did, yeah. All's well.

[Chick McGee]

No, Tom, you put the probe inside the meat, then start baking and I wonder if it's done yet. You dial up. What's the temperature?

[Josh Arnold]

165. I'm pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you set it to go off like an Alarm clock.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I want my steak medium rare. And it'll beep when it's medium rare.

[Tom Griswold]

God, what a bunch of our culture has babied us into here.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I missed the days of when the Iceman would come.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to eyeball that steak like a professional chef does.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of have a point. I guarantee this discussion about the WI Fi toaster. There are terrorists in the Middle east using that as a recruiting video.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Are you tired of American ways?

[Tom Griswold]

God. Well, I know, Christy. We're going to give Pat an opportunity to save himself.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was a crappy song.

[Tom Griswold]

We have.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, let him speak.

[Pat Godwin]

Stumble, stumble, stumble.

[Tom Griswold]

We were just talking to Mark Zuckerberg, the bankruptcy attorney. Really nice guy. Funny guy. He's a friend of a friend of mine. He's a friend of Christie's, too.

[Christy Lee]

And his wife Lois are great.

[Tom Griswold]

And I did a little homework on this. And in October of 2021, does anyone know what happened of significance to the world of Facebook?

[Chick McGee]

The great class action suit Mattel?

[Christy Lee]

No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

October 2021, Facebook announced it was changing its corporate name to Meta Platforms Inc. Or Meta.

[Christy Lee]

That was in 2001.

[Tom Griswold]

2021. Sorry, did I say 2000?

[Chick McGee]

Don't we all still call it Facebook?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that is the umbrella company now.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they have to. What about isn't there? Didn't Metamucil rebrand as Meta like 10 years ago?

[Pat Godwin]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

You're the Metamucil guy. Tell us.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the Musli that makes it what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Musely metamucil. Does it say Musil under the Meta? It says Mule under so huge letters. That says Meta right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Then you're covering Mul with your finger.

[Pat Godwin]

And you're giving us all the finger.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, you'll do anything to be right. It's unbelievable. It really is.

[Tom Griswold]

But the fact that they changed their name reminded me of one of my favorite songs of Pat's. Facebook changed their name to Meta.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Meta. Goodbye, Facebook. This big name change is gobbledygook. Zuckerberg is still my name. Oh. Here at Facebook we spread lies where I'm not to blame. Oh, there's a lot of fast. Jeez, what a day.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a lot of Facebook bashing. I don't care. Because of the checks I'm cashing. You'll all be talking about this Meta while Facebook will steal all your data.

[Tom Griswold]

One laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm on a roll, though. Just in case I forgot to mention, Facebook was not my own invention. The Winklevoss twins had the idea, Then I squeezed them out like Wicked Diary up. Oh, you heard me.

[Tom Griswold]

You heard me.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a rumor Uncle Sammy will make me shrink down Sell Instagrammy. But I'm rich and none too frugal when this is over all on Amazon and Google.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. All right. Thank you very much. Now, you want to squeeze in a little bit of history?

[Christy Lee]

Sure, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll tell you.

[Chick McGee]

Let's squeeze in a little bit of history. Let's tell you about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That'S what you just did.

[Tom Griswold]

Today is October 9th, okay?

[Christy Lee]

Today is September 5th.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? This is. This is a. There's a nuanced fine point here. Oh, boy. To be redundant.

[Chick McGee]

Please, Tom, set it up.

[Tom Griswold]

On. On the 5th of September, in 1698, Peter the Great imposes a tax on water. What?

[Chick McGee]

Sex, cigarettes and slot machines.

[Josh Arnold]

Wine.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, with cigarette machines. You're just trying to make me mad.

[Christy Lee]

He did a great on.

[Tom Griswold]

On beards.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, beards.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He put a tax on beards. And he was. They describe him here as a sar. Tsao.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now, what's the difference between that and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and the Czar? I don't care for either because they're both too ethnic.

[Chick McGee]

There's no.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's that.

[Chick McGee]

There's no C in the Russian language. So the Tsar is Russian.

[Christy Lee]

Is that how you know he's making that up?

[Chick McGee]

Of course I'm making it up.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no C in communist. Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a K, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

It's actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the song Dar with the K? The Commissar in town? See, don't you miss mtv? That MTV era of all those great songs.

[Chick McGee]

Songs.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a cool one.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just two variants of the same Russian title.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it is an emperor. Which one would you pick?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's not common ology.

[Chick McGee]

I learned it on a Snapple lid.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one would you. Now you're making a mad. Who? Josh. Which would you do, CZ or TS.

[Josh Arnold]

I would do CZ so that I come earlier in the phone book.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. I would do TS in honor of TS Eliot.

[Pat Godwin]

What a vocal.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the guy's name?

[Pat Godwin]

Big General Johnson.

[Tom Griswold]

His first name. That guy's first name is really General. I'm sorry. Back to a little bit of history for you. 1957, Jack Kerouac on the road.

[Chick McGee]

He gave his dog Paddy Whack. Did you know that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, his dog's name was Patty Whack. But he gave him a bone, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's right. I had it backwards. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What novel do you think is the most purchased and least read in history?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, in English, War and Peace.

[Christy Lee]

War and Peace.

[Chick McGee]

Chris Jenners.

[Josh Arnold]

You know Jay Leno's here with us and Jay, did you hear about a book that's out.

[Pat Godwin]

What's her name?

[Josh Arnold]

Caitlyn Jenner.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, he shall te. She said.

[Tom Griswold]

She.

[Pat Godwin]

I messed up the. I forgot the joke. So he said, she said.

[Chick McGee]

What's the.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the suicide. What's the suicide hotline number? Is it. Is it 811-611? What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

I had a dog that I had to take care of all night. I am exhausted.

[Tom Griswold]

What a weekend he's going to have.

[Pat Godwin]

Weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh God.

[Pat Godwin]

He said, she said. Can I try it again?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, it's just set it off.

[Josh Arnold]

Jay, it's nice to see you.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's J.

[Chick McGee]

What? I love Jay Leno. In his defense, he really does think he's helping.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you were talking about Caitlyn Chen's new book.

[Chick McGee]

Caitlyn?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she got a new book. He said, she said. I got it right, but it would have worked better if I.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, man, what a day.

[Pat Godwin]

My dog was moaning all night.

[Chick McGee]

Is he at home by himself yourself now?

[Pat Godwin]

Poor thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat had his dog neutered. Good thing to do.

[Chick McGee]

Do you get fan mail from your neighbors at all?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's not going to be good. Yeah, he's whining the whole time.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess I would too if my balls rocking off.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what you had?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. My balls are cut off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sad news in a way. Happy birthday would have been the birthday for Freddie Mercury, man. Responsible for a lot of 70s era gay porn mustaches. Let's see. Happy birthday, 1951. The great Michael Keaton. Of course you know him from Andy hall and the Godfather.

[Josh Arnold]

Did Freddie Mercury have anything else in common with 70s gay porn stars? Just the muscles. Anything else maybe?

[Chick McGee]

No, that was teeth.

[Pat Godwin]

Teeth?

[Tom Griswold]

It was Diane Keaton.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

And finally on this date in 68, Led Zeppelin made their live debut. But they weren't called Led Zeppelin. What were they called? Oh, Billy and the Banana.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, were they the Led Zeppelin?

[Tom Griswold]

They were called the New Yardbirds. Oh, in Denmark. There's a great documentary there. Yeah, there's a great. They mentioned that in the documentary called Something like Becoming Led Zeppelin. Yeah, yeah. But you know, not bad. You go to see Jeff Beck and you get. You get Jimmy Page. I'm cool with that.

[Josh Arnold]

I've Never met a person who saw Led Zeppelin live.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen him live?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Did you. Have you seen any of the videos coming out of the who tour right now with Daltrey and Townsend? Roger Daltrey hits that high note and won't be fooled again, that scream. It's unbelievable. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that Roger Daltrey is a badass.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He was like a street fighter.

[Christy Lee]

And at the age of 81, he has still got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I wouldn't want to have to box him. I think there's a couple times Pete Townsend's probably been nailed to the ground by Mr. Daltry. Well, thank you, Chrissy. That was very exciting. Time now for our quiz. We've been talking about annuities a lot around here. And what is an annuity? You got to get details from the experts. That would be the folks at the Silac Insurance Company. And we've asked Chick Magee to participate with what we call the McGee three. Three questions from the Silac FAQ section. That's frequently asked questions. We'll start with a very simple one. If I want to find out about annuities and the various choices and options, what do I do? I guess I would contact the SILAC folks. What's the SILAC web address?

[Chick McGee]

You mean what's the Silac website? Okay, that's easy, Tom. Silacins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, question number two. You got the first one right. I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. What's the phone number to get info about that?

[Chick McGee]

Again, super easy. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That's £250. And then just say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you got two for two. Let's do our third question. Dear Mr. McGee, it is written. Would it be too much to ask if you could read the SILAC disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

It is. You know how these commercials tire me out, Christy, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, we have LSD in the news. We'll find out in a positive way. I guess not.

[Chick McGee]

Lsmft.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucky Strike means fine.

[Chick McGee]

Tobacco lsd, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be interesting if they found out what they think LSD might help with. If cigarettes help with that. Yeah, you'll see. Oh, yeah, it's very, very positive. Coming up from the world of you acid heads, put on your T shades and we'll go fall by and ball. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment? To share?

[Pat Godwin]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and to.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Chick in his beautiful shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's got a letter about the shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

A chance with this shirt, huh?

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I tell you guys something?

[Chick McGee]

Please do.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm having a hard time looking at Tom these days.

[Christy Lee]

This sexy boy bastard in that picture that he took the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Feeling things you haven't felt before.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Same here.

[Christy Lee]

Shared with some friends and they were like, holy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks great.

[Josh Arnold]

You look great.

[Chick McGee]

Feel picture some kind of way. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was a combination of the fact that I'm having a slight medical issue. So I was in a lot of pain when that photographs Stay in pain.

[Pat Godwin]

Stay in pain.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look like boy. He looks angry and sad.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's frame that and give it to your girl and have you know.

[Tom Griswold]

It ended up on the website or whatever of the. The Instagram of the hat. Really Keabi that weird on my radar.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Ouch. Pat, you're wearing. You're wearing. You're wearing a shirt. Oh, I'm sorry. Jeff. Who's here again? Jeff Osay. Why don't even see him.

[Chick McGee]

Why would I introduce Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Josh Arnold's here.

[Josh Arnold]

People want to hear my name, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

I see Ace over there.

[Pat Godwin]

Seven names now.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you're wearing one of those. I have a couple of shirts.

[Pat Godwin]

Paisley corduroy, the pearl buttons. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's very, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Snaps.

[Pat Godwin]

They snap.

[Tom Griswold]

I like those snap things. When Pat and I saw Eric Clapton with cream in London, he was wearing one of those.

[Christy Lee]

Give it to his.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat, I'm not ready. Give me 15 more pounds.

[Christy Lee]

Rip it off, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. But that one, unfortunately, the color is what bothers me. It's sort of the color of acne medication for white folks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't get that reference of.

[Chick McGee]

This is not what the ladiesel. No, it's great. It's kind of A fleshy.

[Pat Godwin]

The ladies say what it's like.

[Christy Lee]

It's great.

[Pat Godwin]

The shirt looks.

[Tom Griswold]

Casey was kind enough to write. And I'm going to read this exactly as written. Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't.

[Josh Arnold]

And Casey could be a man or a woman.

[Pat Godwin]

Casey at the bat.

[Tom Griswold]

Watching the show on YouTube. Pat Goodman's shirt looks like a used napkin after you had a couple of hot dogs with ketchup and mustard. What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

That's accurate.

[Pat Godwin]

What do I think?

[Tom Griswold]

Yellow. Make me laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks good.

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

It looks really good.

[Pat Godwin]

This case, they have a number that I could call.

[Christy Lee]

You do not want to get involved.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know if Casey's a male or a female Casey. But these days you're, you're. You'll take either one.

[Pat Godwin]

Find out at the gender reveal party.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, didn't you get in trouble at a gender reveal party?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I did get in trouble at a gender reveal party. I made a total. I didn't. I walked, I walked up to someone say, hey, I'm a boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Zip.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a gender reveal party.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Why don't they have problems? It was before the kid had blown up the 12 candles.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Making it more inappropriate.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if I get that, but I, I, it seems wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

12 year old birthday party.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right. It's very inappropriate for him to take.

[Chick McGee]

His penis off 12 year olds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you. One assumes there are also other 12 year old sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Whole gaggle about a gender reveal party.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm sorry, Chris.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee's right over there.

[Christy Lee]

Reveal party at a 12 year old's birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just have fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It's little Bobby's birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

One doesn't dissect gossamer.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance News. Missed anything.

[Christy Lee]

A new clinical trial suggests that the psychedelic drug LSD may be affected in reducing anxiety symptoms. Researchers gave controlled doses of LSD to patients diagnosed with anxiety disorders and found significant improvement compared to a placebo group. Participants reported reduced stress, improved mood. Great colors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The FDA has not approved LSD for.

[Chick McGee]

Medical use and talking cars.

[Christy Lee]

Experts say the study adds to growing evidence that psychedelics could play a role in future mental health treatment treatments.

[Josh Arnold]

Long term is what they're saying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole bunch of some microdoses, the psilocybin.

[Chick McGee]

But do you ever say psilocybin? Psilocybin like it's silly? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Silly, but yeah. This is a real big deal that this this could be working, I think, for people having severe anxiety, though. I'm concerned once they take the lsd, you know, once the dragons show up and the shadow people come out.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean let.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you walk by a mirror and your face is melted. Right.

[Christy Lee]

That's all. Because I saw Go, you know, go ask Alice as a kid. It scarred me for life. If you take lsd, you're gonna have a bad trip and jump out of window.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Just don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, let the doctors figure this stuff out.

[Christy Lee]

Scares you.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have to go, hey, my new doctor is really groovy. You know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

Everything's so groovy now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't you think.

[Chick McGee]

It'S so groovy now?

[Josh Arnold]

We've been.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been picking on some really odd songs today.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Reach out in the darkness.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What do we find out about the. The song I'm a boy. What was the one you were. You were singing? That was that you saw the guy.

[Christy Lee]

That was Pat Upton.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that spiral staircase? What's. I love you more today?

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday. But not as much.

[Pat Godwin]

But not as much.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of lost. I really like that tone. What's the best LSD So song?

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Purple.

[Josh Arnold]

Ha Drive.

[Christy Lee]

Lakeshore Drive.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Lsd.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well.

[Chick McGee]

It's a finer thing in the land. Slipping on by with Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, I wish I had that.

[Chick McGee]

I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's so nice. Well, thanks very much for joining us today.

[Chick McGee]

Slipping on by with you.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in in the O'Reilly auto part art Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

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